#melbourne - 2013-12-19 - AustNet Archive Project

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00:00 <fawks> yuck glad I haven't been there in ages
00:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to yell out the window
00:00 <megamanga> haha bellend mushrooms
00:00 <fawks> texting him that pic 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> WAKE THE FUCK UP ROB!
00:00 <Maurice> Leave him, old people need their rest
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so quiet out there he'd hear me
00:00 <Mew> http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6151/6185451199_68b04e152c_z.jpg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be going to sleep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I'm moving this afternoon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> too amped
01:00 <fawks> k sent rofl
02:00 <Skirmish> Mew is in that weird part of the internet. 
02:00 <Mew> im always in that part
02:00 <Calin> Skirmish - there is no other part
02:00 <Calin> you are just in the PG sections
02:00 <megamanga> its the best part Mew 
03:00 <Mew> there was like a whole week where people just refused to click my links lol
03:00 <Serenity> hey its rob
03:00 <Mew> i call it my "blackdevil phase"
03:00 <megamanga> i always click them
03:00 <megamanga> even at work
03:00 <megamanga> :(
03:00 <Calin> Mew you know I am biased but your links are the most entertaining
03:00 <Calin> I can always be gaurenteed something worthy of interest
05:00 <Skirmish> The app I am using on my ipad doesn't give me a choice to click links ... if it's a pic it just BAM shows up on my screen.
05:00 <megamanga> really?
05:00 <megamanga> are yu on your ipad?
05:00 <Skirmish> Yes ... 
05:00 <Skirmish> Don't motivate me to find that setting and disable it. 
05:00 <Calin> Skirmish - that is very dangerous information to give us
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06:00 <Mew> WHAT ARE YOU DOING MEG
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06:00 <Mew> SHUT UP
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06:00 <Mew> SHUT UP MEG 
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06:00 <Skirmish> Mew's pic is the only one that is working if you are trying to link pics mega. 
06:00 <Mew> that is just ridiculous who needs a link that long
06:00 <Mew> this one?
06:00 <Maurice> Dafuq
06:00 <British^Meat> actually only one working link
06:00 <Skirmish> :-/ Yes mew. 
06:00 <British^Meat> was gross :/
07:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/cb0bc73b10ac4b88f6f4bd3b5f243a2e/tumblr_mtuewqOSr81rwadwco2_1280.jpg
07:00 <Calin> depends on whose cum it is
07:00 <Skirmish> I am giving /clear a workout at the moment. 
07:00 <Serenity> WOT
07:00 <Calin> Skirmish - that is a great new fresh look for the summer, i have just tried it on and it's working perfectly
07:00 <British^Meat> he must be punished
08:00 <partay> jesus why did i click on that link 
08:00 <CoCoaButter> or not
08:00 <Serenity> rofl.......
08:00 <British^Meat> when i see those links i kinda just look at the side of my screen
08:00 <British^Meat> and i get a blurry jist of it
08:00 <Serenity> jeepers
08:00 <megamanga> sorry, i dunno what it pasted
08:00 <Maurice> It pasted the entire internet
08:00 <megamanga> i was copyuing stuff off my phjone and it did that :S
09:00 <Skirmish> Well you ruined it now. I found the setting and turned it off. 
09:00 <megamanga> it looked like it copied all the metadata
10:00 <megamanga> did she send something rotten before i got banned
10:00 <megamanga> i hope so
10:00 <Skirmish> Mew got 2 pics in. 
10:00 <Skirmish> I am hungry. Dinner time≥
10:00 <megamanga> chorizo & caramelized onion chips is dinner yeah?
11:00 <Calin> how can you eat at a time like this
11:00 <megamanga> now is my lunch time brah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> same kind of
11:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I don't work ... it's kind of lunch time for me
11:00 <British^Meat> for some reason i feel like donut oozing yoghurt
11:00 <simba> metadata
12:00 <Skirmish> Slumming it tonight. 2min noodles.
12:00 <Serenity> megamanga is wog. he can eat any time of the day
13:00 <megamanga> ^
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom omlette!
13:00 <Serenity> in fact im sure if my son could. he'd eat while having a shit
13:00 <megamanga> if i had cooking area i'd be making some salad and sliced salami n stuff
13:00 <simba> well organised greek?
13:00 <megamanga> hahaha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> now I want greek food
14:00 <Excessive> well I had lamb shanks earlier
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum greek
14:00 <megamanga> come past and ill make some greek food uleh
14:00 <Skirmish> I FOUND A MEGAPHONE! 
14:00 <megamanga> damn i might make greek for brekky
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
14:00 <Sevi> megamanga, I'll supply the Baklava
15:00 <megamanga> done
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll bring every kopita flavour in existence
15:00 <megamanga> ill make the burek
16:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spanikopita ... when it's greek it's not just a cheese and spinach filo
16:00 <simba> malakies oli 
16:00 <Sevi> I make my own pastry when making that :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you can make good spanikopitas?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> make me mossaka
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can beat one shop in Melbourne I will pay you to make them for me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <megamanga> ill make malakia
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] <Kitty> my butt hurts
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] <radium> LOL
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] * Kitty is now known as Sore`Bottom
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] * radium stifles his comment with a chuckle
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] <radium> OK I WILL SAY IT
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] <radium> "But you are greek."
17:00 <Excessive> [22:21] * radium runs and ducks for cover
17:00 <Excessive> [22:22] <Sore`Bottom> hahahaha
18:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One, yeah my mum used to make it all the time
18:00 <Sevi> though my mum is albanian :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can live off all flavours of kopitas
18:00 <Transmatron> wow Bastardly_One
19:00 <megamanga> pretty sure i could live off monster parmis
19:00 <megamanga> daily
19:00 <Transmatron> im surprised your taste buds still work
19:00 <Transmatron> considering your age
19:00 <British^Meat> Transmatron comes online when his parents go to bed and he can use the laptop
20:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1507890_10151857904518099_488365348_n.jpg wow it pasted properly
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking HUGE
20:00 <beehhh> cheesey snitzel
20:00 <megamanga> i tried it twice in 2 days LOL
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeeaahh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> full
21:00 <megamanga> it defeated me both times
21:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> that's fucking HUGE
21:00 <Transmatron> thats what your mum said when she saw me last night
21:00 <simba> lol the salad is tiny
21:00 <Transmatron> :P
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> man no point in a tiny salad
21:00 <megamanga> i was lolling at that too simba
21:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
21:00 <British^Meat> were u wearing a crop top Transmatron?
21:00 <Transmatron> err no
21:00 <beehhh> simba did u set murry village on fire
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> u couldnt eat that?
22:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One's mum saw my cock
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity considering my mum's condition ... ban him for an hour
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for being a cunt
22:00 <Transmatron> whoa whoa whoa
22:00 <Transmatron> what condition?
22:00 <British^Meat> i dont understand why he showed his cock to some old lady
22:00 <Serenity> yeahh.. no
22:00 <Transmatron> i was just mucking around mate
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah
22:00 <Transmatron> i didnt know
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get shit about my mum all the time
23:00 <beehhh> gay guys dont care who bitches fuck with
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> from Picard lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... British^Meat makes a good point
23:00 <Transmatron> yeah me as well, dont be such a sook Bastardly_One
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want you to stfu ... you're annoying me already
23:00 <Transmatron> oh so i am annoying you?
23:00 <beehhh> ownt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's only been two sentences
23:00 <Transmatron> what about when u dissappeared for like a month
24:00 <Transmatron> and when u returned
24:00 <Transmatron> u didnt even fucking talk to me
24:00 <Transmatron> did u think i wasnt annoyed?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you were probably boring at the time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or I was doing more than irc ... or whatever
24:00 <beehhh> use ignore button dont request to ban someone you dont know
24:00 <simba> pipe down mirza
24:00 <simba> gut ya
25:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One disappears quite frequently :P
25:00 <Maurice> (21:24:17) (Transmatron): u didnt even fucking talk to me
25:00 <Maurice> (21:24:27) (Transmatron): did u think i wasnt annoyed?
25:00 <Maurice> Like a lover scorned
26:00 <British^Meat> :) i think he is an ACTUAL retard
26:00 <Skirmish> lol sounds like it. 
26:00 <faux> Y U NO TALK 2 ME
26:00 <faux> Y U NO LUV ME N E MORE
26:00 <Maurice> YOU REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME, YOU SILLY PONCE!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ownt
26:00 <beehhh> ownt
26:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, when do I seem that enthused in general?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old ... I'm over more shit than not
27:00 <Sevi> older than the sun itself :)
27:00 <Skirmish> That's not even funny. 
27:00 <beehhh> simba fire is on its way make a packup plan to flee your smokecovered hut
27:00 <Skirmish> Y U NO FUNNY
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so, if you expected much you're the one with the issue not I ... I didn't exactly disappear
27:00 <British^Meat> heh, hut
27:00 <beehhh> too late for survival plan now
28:00 <simba> mirza shut up or ill put you in a hearse and fire it into the sun
28:00 <Excessive> expensive funeral
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be surprised if anyone in this channel actually thinks
28:00 <simba> "mirza mirza mirza!" - jane, the brady bunch
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder where B1 is? I miss talking to that guy
29:00 <simba> yeah fuck Bastardly_One
29:00 <Skirmish> Not even once. 
29:00 <Skirmish> If you were female and had big norks I'd think of you.
29:00 <megamanga> man i wish i had the password to the forklifts
29:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Skirmish ... lol
29:00 <Skirmish> There is something wrong with my brain. I made beef 2 min noodles and my nose is telling me it smells like catfood. 
30:00 <British^Meat> ketsup
30:00 <megamanga> anyone know how to hack forklifts lol
30:00 <Skirmish> Turn key. Profit. 
30:00 <Skirmish> What password?
30:00 <British^Meat> ududlrlrabab
30:00 <faux> er i read that as hack foreskins
30:00 <megamanga> nah it has lik a computer on it
30:00 <megamanga> you have to log into it
30:00 <faux> need 2 clean me glasses
30:00 <Skirmish> Find a more primitive forklift. 
30:00 <simba> * !sending to megamanga MY_LITTLE_FORKLIFT_THIEF.ZIP
31:00 <megamanga> if you saw the holes in the buildings you'd understand why
31:00 <Skirmish> I drive around in a taxiway plane pusher/puller thing. 
31:00 <British^Meat> insert yourself into the matrix megamanga
31:00 <megamanga> of course b1!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
31:00 <megamanga> there was one withouthe pc thing but its disappeared
31:00 <Sevi> megamanga, don't your guys know how to drive a forklift?
31:00 <beehhh> God i'm mcgyver
31:00 <megamanga> b1 to the matrix
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... carry on
32:00 <megamanga> apparently not
32:00 <Sevi> but its so easy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that sent my noisy highlight off
32:00 <beehhh> best thing always costs less
32:00 <Skirmish> Sevi is just a master of everything. 
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.grad.ubc.ca/prospective-students/international-students/fees-costs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and noooooooooooooooooo I can't say I've stolen a computerised forklift
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or found the need to crack one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so negative ... can't help
33:00 <Sevi> Skirmish, I'm not a master of everything, but its seriously not hard to drive a forklift
33:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> and I'd be surprised if anyone in this channel actually thinks
33:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> I wonder where B1 is? I miss talking to that guy
33:00 <Transmatron> wtf
33:00 <Skirmish> It requires a ticket. I assume there is risk involved in using one.
33:00 <Transmatron> are u just saying this shit to hurt me?
33:00 <Transmatron> i thought that every single fucking day when u were gone
33:00 <Sevi> Skirmish, I have a ticket, it's really not that hard
34:00 <Skirmish> I think you would get through to B1 more if you sat in a warm bath and cut your wrists whilst sending him MMS updates direct to his phone. 
34:00 <Skirmish> I am sure Astronauts say it's not hard to get into space. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Not all of us can have your mad skills on a forklift. 
35:00 <Sevi> LOL @ mad skills
35:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you lot get random really quick
35:00 <Transmatron> ...
36:00 <beehhh> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
36:00 <megamanga> cant talk entering matrix
36:00 <megamanga> zrtttttttttttttttttt 
36:00 <Sevi> I'll take that as a compliment though
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wander for a quick bong and come back and I'm lost again
36:00 <Skirmish> "it's not hard". Words from the self obsessed.  
36:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One 
36:00 <Transmatron> am i on ignore?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do you want to be?
36:00 <Transmatron> i just want things to be back to normal again
37:00 <Transmatron> like how it was before u dissapeared
37:00 <Transmatron> we chatted alot in pm and stuff
37:00 <Transmatron> it was good
37:00 <beehhh> this is my second forklift licence 1st one i lost it in 2002
37:00 <Bastardly_One> christ ... it's all good
37:00 <Transmatron> then i suspect simba influenced you someway
37:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it and move on
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah simba and I are a gang
38:00 <Transmatron> i want you to stop communicating with him.
38:00 <Skirmish> Simba is a terrible influence on everyone here. 
38:00 <Skirmish> irc satan. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you can want all you like but I speak to everyone
38:00 <Sevi> beehhh, I was the 2nd female on site to get their ticket through work
38:00 <Transmatron> do this, for me, if u really doc are about me and our relationship
38:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One.
39:00 <beehhh> gangitano
40:00 <Skirmish> One minute Sevi is bragging about mad forklift motor kana skills and now trying to pass themselves off as female. 
40:00 <simba> wtf Skirmish
40:00 <simba> what teh fuck are u smoking
40:00 <Sevi> I am actually female
41:00 <Transmatron> so am i
41:00 <Skirmish> Pics with tits or I say you're a liar. 
41:00 <Transmatron> on the inside
41:00 <Skirmish> No interest in Transmatron's pic. 
41:00 <Sevi> You really think a guy is going to have a nick like Sevi when it means STRAWBERRY in cornish
41:00 <Transmatron> wasn't going to offer anyway Skirmish
41:00 <simba> wait i was thinking Skirmish was Skrotus.. who the fuck is Skirmish
41:00 <beehhh> simba thinks living in a bush he could over rule others and not overwhelmed by his manner slightly
41:00 <Transmatron> u dont know what ur ass is missin
42:00 <Skirmish> I took a holiday for 8 or so months. Back now. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus, can some of you just stop typing?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive>  'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, / But in ourselves, that we are underlings.'
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're embarrssing yourselves
42:00 <Transmatron> 8 months
42:00 <Transmatron> were u went?
42:00 <Skirmish> Now sevi is bragging about their mad language skills. "I know what Strawberry means in cornish!"  WOOPTY DOO! 
43:00 <Transmatron> u a dole bludger?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, irc is rife with bragadoccio
43:00 <simba> you type really well
43:00 <Skirmish> I haven't got a payment from the govt since 1998. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it must be fucktard hour again
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> braggadocio
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah
43:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> it must be fucktard hour again
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked chattin to bellatrix she was kewl
43:00 <Transmatron> we you are on right now
43:00 <simba> <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> it must be fucktard hour again
43:00 <beehhh> simba lives on pension plus family walefare both
44:00 <simba> stfu mirza
44:00 <beehhh> welfair
44:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> it must be fucktard hour again <Transmatron> we you are on right now
44:00 <Transmatron> i ownt him.
44:00 <Transmatron> well*
44:00 <Skirmish> Sevi: don't take it personal. I am at work at 1244am. Since it's not a topless bar I need entertainment in other forms. 
44:00 <simba> owned*
44:00 <Transmatron> <Transmatron> well* you are on right now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you owned me ... uh huh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> keep believing that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if it helps you sleep
45:00 <Transmatron> dont have to believe it if its fact.
45:00 <Skirmish> At least you weren't pwned ... or pwn3d ... or pwnt etc. 
45:00 <Transmatron> then it just is.
45:00 <beehhh> *cut throat
45:00 <simba> its a dog eat dog world out there
45:00 <simba> thank god u r a moose
46:00 <beehhh> i'd huddle moosess in canada
46:00 <beehhh> moosa
46:00 <simba> fucken mancs
46:00 <Skirmish> Of all the people that have ever been booted from this channel for the variety of reasons given ... how the FUCK does beehhh keep getting back in? 
47:00 <simba> there arent ops anymore
47:00 <Transmatron> omg brian the dog from family guy 
47:00 <Transmatron> dies
47:00 <Transmatron> lol
47:00 <Transmatron> wth
47:00 <beehhh> Skirmish you want to know more about me
48:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron: Welcome to last weeks episode. Get with it. 
48:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
48:00 <beehhh> cus i aint coming back there again
48:00 <Skirmish> Brian is fine and alive by the end of the episode I watched last night. 
48:00 <Transmatron> how does he come back to life?
48:00 <simba> its a cartoon\
49:00 <simba> and i hate you
49:00 <beehhh> my laser printer got color scanner
49:00 <Transmatron> HAH~ i knew it simba
49:00 <beehhh> three in one and laser
49:00 <Transmatron> i knew it all along 
49:00 <beehhh> photocopy too
49:00 <Transmatron> u just hate WWE cuz u hate me
49:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1419877051582145&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
49:00 <Transmatron> thats the reason
49:00 <simba> everyone knows its a cartoon
49:00 <Transmatron> wrestling is actually good
49:00 <beehhh> panasonic kx
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like wwe because they cant act
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and its fake
49:00 <Skirmish> I have a duty to report you to the Federal Police beehhh. I work on a sensitive site and you trying to talk to me feels like terrorism. 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and gay
49:00 <Transmatron> but ur just hating on it just because i happen to like it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and for gays
50:00 <beehhh> bothers 4 life
50:00 <Transmatron> lol ur so lame dimba
50:00 <simba> i dont hate wrestling it just sucks
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> dwayne johnson is cool though
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> in MOVIES
50:00 <Transmatron> its not dwayne johnson
50:00 <Transmatron> its The Rock.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm?
50:00 <Transmatron> get it right
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in movies
50:00 <Transmatron> the peoples champ
50:00 <beehhh> isnt he samoan
50:00 <Transmatron> the brahma bull
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's dwayne johnson the actor
51:00 <simba> its rocky mavia
51:00 <beehhh> he looks like one
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes a mix
51:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron: Know your role Jabronie. 
51:00 <Transmatron> the most electrofying man in sports entertainment today
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> sport
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> if wwe is a sport
51:00 <Transmatron> Skirmish shut your mouth you piece of trash
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> then so is gaming
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sports entertainment ... big difference
51:00 <Transmatron> it is a sport
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it knows it's not sport
51:00 <beehhh> ownt
52:00 <Transmatron> they are more of an athlete then your fatasses will ever be
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's sports ENTERTAINMENT
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> real wrestling is a sport
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a soap opera with dudes making love in the ring
52:00 <Transmatron> they are real wrestling
52:00 <beehhh> wonder what sport they will play in winter of alberta
52:00 <Transmatron> kurt angle
52:00 <Transmatron> olympic gold medalist
52:00 <beehhh> keep it a mystery
52:00 <Transmatron> he was in wwe
52:00 <Transmatron> and now tna
52:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
52:00 <simba> man hes gay
53:00 <Transmatron> ownagt.
53:00 <Transmatron> pwnt.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he does seem gay
53:00 <simba> lol\
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ownt
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> its still hardly sport
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like for real ... I reckon he's copped a few up the arse off hulk hogan
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> that wwe shit is really entertainment
53:00 <simba> he knows that
53:00 <simba> he is just talking shit
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> its like theatre
54:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time. Time for a chociatto. 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> its live and ppl pretend to hit eachother
54:00 <Excessive> it's all acting
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> its like redneck theatre
54:00 <Transmatron> wwe is my life thats how much i love it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it's called sports ENTERTAIMENT
54:00 <simba> its for your viewing pleasure
54:00 <Transmatron> if theres no more wwe, then i would have nothihg to look forward to
54:00 <simba> its not a competition
54:00 <simba> its a fixed result
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i read it the first time Bastardly_One
54:00 <Transmatron> i wouldnt want to live anymore
54:00 <simba> its for meathead men
54:00 <simba> its their bold and the beautiful
54:00 <Bastardly_One> correct simba
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> how to end wwe
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I grew up in the profession
54:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One u two faced cunt
55:00 <simba> Bastardly_One was the first Kane
55:00 <Transmatron> actin like u hate WWE now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you what happens for mths if I want
55:00 <Transmatron> u sold out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I enjoy it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't find out
55:00 <beehhh> i fan undertaker
55:00 <beehhh> kane is blind
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> for what
55:00 <simba> i fan undertaker
55:00 <Transmatron> simba there was only ever 1 kane
55:00 <Transmatron> glen jacobs
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're you talking about Bastardly_One dude?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up I'm lagging cunt
55:00 <simba> isnt the guy whos kane today different./
55:00 <simba> ?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm i feel like havin migoreng
56:00 <Transmatron> no
56:00 <beehhh> all at once
56:00 <simba> i think he is
56:00 <Transmatron> he jsut took of his mask
56:00 <Transmatron> why do u think he is different?
56:00 <faux> if any of you cunts dont find this cute you dont deserve to live https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1419136631656187&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
56:00 <simba> im p sure the actor changed
56:00 <simba> but im not gonna look it up
56:00 <beehhh> http://rt.com/news/space-evidence-universe-hologram-195/
56:00 <Transmatron> his physigue is less muscular cuz back when he had the mask he was like in his late 20s
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> can u shutup im trying to find out what Bastardly_One is saying
56:00 <Transmatron> now hes near 40
56:00 <Transmatron> 50*
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba and faux u can chat
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban Transmatron
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Transmatron> so his old now
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban beehhh
57:00 <simba> faux im dying from cute overload
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok now they are gone
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <simba> also the videos good too
57:00 <simba> LOL
57:00 <Transmatron> obviously his not gonna look as he did during his prime
57:00 <beehhh> i dont give a fuck about anything since you've been gone
57:00 <Transmatron> #commonsensebro
57:00 <Skirmish> - no expire
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and ansk me again when I come back Pandas
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'
57:00 <Bastardly_One> m
57:00 <simba> its a different actor jkl im pretty sure 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lagging like a cunt
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> so apparently Fast 7 is back on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna reoboot
57:00 <Transmatron> simba no its not.
57:00 <Transmatron> end of story.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Bieber is set to replace Paul Walker
57:00 <simba> look it up
57:00 <simba> find out
57:00 <Transmatron> i have.
57:00 <faux> s tfu about wrestling pls 
57:00 <Transmatron> thats why i know.
57:00 <simba> ok die
58:00 <Transmatron> dont act like u know more than me about anything wrestling related
58:00 <simba> die painfully tonight cya
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Every scrap of duck on the wind!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's the same guy simba
58:00 <Transmatron> u never will
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just a couple of backgrounds to his story is all
58:00 <beehhh> it feels so good after unload
58:00 <Transmatron> see simba?
58:00 <Transmatron> what Bastardly_One said.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there's also a couple of versions of the mask
58:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and Kane's personality
58:00 <beehhh> brb changing nappy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but brb ...
59:00 <beehhh> owned cunt = ownt
59:00 <simba> i cant read what youre saying jkl my internet connection has been knocked off line
59:00 <simba> sorry
59:00 <Skirmish> The fuckhead who can barely type english is telling us what words mean. 
59:00 <Skirmish> IRONY
00:00 <beehhh> women likes to tease
00:00 <simba> mirza mirza mirza!
00:00 <beehhh> fuck my arse simba
00:00 <simba> youll be glad to know his other half, beagle, was permabanned
00:00 <simba> thats one good thing the ops did
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <beehhh> simba wants me to suck his cock thats so gay
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck my arse. simba!
01:00 <Skirmish> beehhh is probably a supervisor for a telstra call centre in bangladesh. 
01:00 <simba> more like a janitor
01:00 <simba> the janitors bitch
01:00 <beehhh> Skirmish was correct ***t now im in borneo
01:00 <Skirmish> It's all 3rd world country.
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> this show Terriors rules
02:00 <beehhh> australia is in 5ht world
02:00 <Skirmish> HOLLA! YOU LIVIN IN SQUALLOR!
02:00 <beehhh> 5th
02:00 <beehhh> all indians taken over ur town in notime didnt they Skirmish
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell Jessica Simpson
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> used to be so hot
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> now youd need a donkey cock to get into her fat ass
03:00 <Excessive> sabrina was hot too ........... the singer
04:00 <simba> not the gym leader?
04:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh_lB4xHqWw
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boys boys boys - Sabrina HD (Jun 3, 2012) - Category: Music - 3,336,547 views - 6,432 likes (92.3%), 538 dislikes (7.7%)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> "And when she cums she laughs like a ten year old, and she laughed a lot last night!"
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> roffles
06:00 <beehhh> canada is imcomparable with others
06:00 <beehhh> heaven is a place on earth
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> incomprable
06:00 <thestig> why is beehhh still here
06:00 <thestig> might as well have beagle back
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk knows bro
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <beehhh> incomparable /ɪnˈkɒmp(ə)rəb(ə)l/ adjective
07:00 <beehhh> dont bring him back he gives me headache
08:00 <beehhh> today he won 2800 at his local pokies
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer he told me that too
08:00 <beehhh> he usually never lies
08:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like someone is a habitual internet liar. 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lo9l
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> he stepped over the line
09:00 <beehhh> i smell like female cum
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> the guys a habitual, line stepper
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <beehhh> do you have wifi addiction too? Skirmish
10:00 <Skirmish> This coffee machine annoys me. One night it will be brilliant ... tonight it tastes terrible. 
10:00 <simba> abstract_lasagne
10:00 <Skirmish> I rarely use wifi. I am a hard liner. 
10:00 <Excessive> go hard or go home :P
10:00 <beehhh> this is a photo of Skirmish he posted on internet addiction chennel otherday
11:00 <beehhh> http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/internet-addiction.jpg
11:00 <simba> me 2
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't smoke. Keep trying. 
12:00 <simba> Cobra crap.
12:00 <Excessive> found a wife yet btw Skirmish?
12:00 <beehhh> well you did on that photo...anything you say will be held as an evidence
13:00 <Skirmish> I've found wifey material. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Not married yet though. 
13:00 <Excessive> riiiiiiiiiiiite
13:00 <Skirmish> Not online either. 
13:00 <Excessive> k
13:00 <Skirmish> After a decade I gave up. 
13:00 <beehhh> you have the right to remain calm 
14:00 <Skirmish> ignore beehhh
14:00 <Skirmish> woops
14:00 <beehhh> stop stressing christmas is damn nearer
14:00 <Skirmish> You do know for all those years I was joking right Excessive? 
14:00 <Excessive> sure
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckin hell another fuckin underbellly show
15:00 <beehhh> chain your self to the ground as Skirmish did growing buckles
15:00 <Skirmish> I would need to be at least 50 before i would take finding a wife on the internet seriously.
15:00 <doctor> will you marry me Skirmish?
15:00 <simba> I'd have to be 45 at least.
15:00 <Skirmish> That one line scored me so much internet action though it was worth continuing. 
16:00 <Skirmish> I am fine ignoring the emotional carnage I've left behind me. 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oooh sport science is on
16:00 <doctor> that's the spirit!
16:00 <beehhh> dont do silly move on air
16:00 <simba> are you that guy that banged Serenity and left her in rural victoria alone with a nightgown on?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> can a girl hit as hard as a guy huhu
17:00 <beehhh> that french dancer would have been worth
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha what sport has the stinkiest athletes lol
17:00 <Excessive> I wonder y u typed "Hello I chat in #xyz under the nick Skirmish and I want to find a wife on irc" all those years ago in that forum Skirmish
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm french
17:00 <Skirmish> Simba: I'd never leave Serenity anywhere except laying blissfully satisified. 
17:00 <beehhh> she was only 21
17:00 <simba> yuk
17:00 <Skirmish> The #sydney forum? 
17:00 <Serenity> oh Skirmish <3
18:00 <doctor> If I had sex with people I'd expect them to willingly kill themselves afterwards so I don't have to deal with the shame
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
18:00 <beehhh> doctor lot of street brawl going on in north of perth at night time
18:00 <Skirmish> lol doctor
18:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, yes
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 doctor
19:00 <doctor> full moon beehhh
19:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: I think I wrote that just about everywhere that was irc related. It was my line. 
19:00 <Excessive> lawl
19:00 <Skirmish> Sorry if I led you to believe I have seriously been looking for an internet bride all these years. 
19:00 <beehhh> women should always carry contraceptic to avoid getting pregnant
19:00 <Skirmish> I have only seriously dated 3 people from irc. 
19:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> your mum should of beehhh
19:00 <Transmatron> hey
20:00 <Transmatron> im wondering about something
20:00 <beehhh> your mum did
20:00 <beehhh> but you were still born
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, that's how awesome I am ... even the pill couldn't kill me
20:00 <Transmatron> on raw right, stephanie mcmahon said to randy orton that he is the first ever unified champion in history......
20:00 <beehhh> you were a champion swimmer
20:00 <beehhh> phew phew
21:00 <beehhh> beat the rest
21:00 <Transmatron> errr didnt jericho beat the rock and austin in the same night to win both the wwe and whc title?
21:00 <Skirmish> I have now officially ignored the most of people in one session on irc than I have ever before. 
21:00 <Transmatron> thus becoming the undisputed champ?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has one both titles just about
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but both at ONCE
21:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
21:00 <beehhh> these are old cunts Transmatron, they have little respect for new commers
21:00 <Transmatron> huh?
21:00 <Transmatron> ahhh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah at ONCE
22:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Did you ever go to the #sydney New Year's Eve cruise get togethers? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what the big deal is silly
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no TWO titles anymore
22:00 <Transmatron> ah so randy orton won them both at once from the one single match, whereas y2j won them like from two seperate matches, like 30mins apart
22:00 <beehhh> where were we: oooh the champion swimmers
22:00 <Skirmish> I got quite an erotic offer one year from an admin .... decided I would get in more trouble than it was worth though so made excuses about work and didn't go. 
22:00 <Transmatron> is that what u mean?
22:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, no, Jen banned me for years
22:00 <Skirmish> lol I liked Jen. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <Skirmish> We got along well. 
23:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the only match ever for both at the same time
23:00 <beehhh> Transmatron punch a bag until your hands bled
23:00 <Transmatron> ah ok
23:00 <Bastardly_One> happened on Sunday
23:00 <Transmatron> was gona ask if the yep was directed to me
23:00 <beehhh> let it recover restart again
23:00 <Transmatron> hehe
23:00 <beehhh> by all means training is all yours
23:00 <Warren1984> is a diary the same thing as a schedule
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no
23:00 <Skirmish> Jen and I came close to hooking up. Fear of the unknown held me back. 
23:00 <Transmatron> ah ok it makes sense now Bastardly_One when its put that way
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a diary is nothing like a schedule
24:00 <beehhh> A real man is who walks away from a fight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it makes sense
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it
24:00 <Transmatron> i was confused, as were the crowd during raw
24:00 <Transmatron> lol
24:00 <Transmatron> did u hear them
24:00 <beehhh> but nonetheless never stop training
24:00 <Skirmish> I didn't want to realise she was as bad as everyone described whilst sobbing with her giving me head or something. 
24:00 <Transmatron> when stephanie mentioned that randy was the firdt ever inhistory
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're not dealing with bright sparks that like wrestling
24:00 <Transmatron> they all started chanting "Y2J Y2J Y2J"
24:00 <Warren1984> [22:24] <Bastardly_One> a diary is nothing like a schedule <- how so?
24:00 <beehhh> i'm also waiting for them to die
24:00 <Excessive> wasn't there somethin abt her fallin on her cat and the cat died for a while Skirmish?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a schedule is a list of events you do during a day
25:00 <Warren1984> that are in time sequence right?
25:00 <Maurice> A diary is of the past, a schedule is the future..
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a diary tends to be ... "Dear Diary I just got butthurt on the internet ... even they hate me as much as my parents do"
25:00 <Warren1984> but today I got a 2014 diary
25:00 <simba> yes good summary that
25:00 <Warren1984> thats planning ahead
25:00 <simba> diary is what youve done schedule is what you have to do
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an organiser
25:00 <beehhh> i got kinghit several times on my head
26:00 <beehhh> to my head
26:00 <simba> good mirza
26:00 <Maurice> I just said that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a diary is like a blog
26:00 <simba> i just acknowledged you said it love
26:00 <Maurice> Don't call me love, hun
26:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, in most cases it is a blog in pen and paper format
26:00 <Warren1984> why would you keep a diary of your past
26:00 <simba> calm down koala beatr
26:00 <simba> bear
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> diary doesnt have to be past tense
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but you consult your diary as well which is your organiser
26:00 <beehhh> call you fluffybunny
26:00 <Maurice> Koalas aren't bears
27:00 <Maurice> And teenage girls keep diaries
27:00 <Maurice> Not me coz I was too fried most of the time
27:00 <beehhh> i'm friends with teen
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> men keep diaries
27:00 <Bastardly_One> journals are good if you're a nutter
27:00 <simba> the 70s were wild times for teens eh?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we all, most of us, use social media
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> same shit
27:00 <simba> heehehehhehahahh
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> blogging etc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see pandas ranting in a journal
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or a blog
28:00 <Warren1984> If you want to repeat the past you can get your past diary and then use that to plan ahead in your new diary
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to ... then I got followers
28:00 <Maurice> 70s? Piffle
28:00 <simba> if only Bastardly_One
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait, why are you giving me shit?
28:00 <Maurice> Try the 60s
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I found it to be an effort
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont rant in a journal or blog
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't giving you shit
28:00 <beehhh> i was born in 76
28:00 <Maurice> I wasn't.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
28:00 <Warren1984> am I ranting?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see you ranting in one ... that doesn't mea negative all the time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *mean
28:00 <simba> lol wozza
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> k man
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i keep a mental diary of events
29:00 <Warren1984> what funny simba?
29:00 <beehhh> i should be sleeping
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf writing things down
29:00 <simba> wozzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
29:00 <Excessive> I've never used a diary
29:00 <beehhh> aunt sent me 500GBP again today i owe to her
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never done a diary or a diary type blogger
29:00 <Excessive> any appointments or events were normally in my head
29:00 <beehhh> lets be honest i'm going to england
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I have blogged though ... big time!
29:00 <beehhh> show ya what i wanna buy
30:00 <Warren1984> If you take 1 day at a time, why plan ahead?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to start another online newspaper thing after Xmas
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I bet I don't
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah ive never blogged :/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've about a billion wordpress accounts
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> just fb stuff,
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you should put your writing out there
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a good place to find an audience ... like tumblr and/or wordpress
31:00 <Warren1984> actually the dairy can help you see the past, present and future
31:00 <Warren1984> a dairy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone who sincerely got a book deal out of tumblr
31:00 <simba> i bet it was for gay erotica
32:00 <beehhh> http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/03/electronics/aplus/B00EANMDHQ-02.jpg
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> im joining SA writers centre inc soon
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna join the local Ballarat group
32:00 <Excessive> lol acer
32:00 <simba> south america?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive had a book deal
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but what a bunch of old snobs
32:00 <beehhh> only 140AUD
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt post writing for free
33:00 <beehhh> cockfatherIII was made by simba
33:00 <Skirmish> Anyone can have a book printed now via online publishers. Just choose how many you want printed and pay the cost. 
33:00 <beehhh> Excessive i'm on a budget here paying fee to curtin still three times cheaper than oz
33:00 <Bastardly_One> basically skirmish
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I think blogging is a way to find if you have a market first
33:00 <Skirmish> For my nans 70's we're considering publishing a book of poems she has written over the years for family to have.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i know a chick that did that Skirmish
34:00 <beehhh> i never had a touch fone before
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
34:00 <Excessive> I'm only sayin that u're makin poor choices beehhh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh's entire life is a bad choice
34:00 <simba> the worst choice beehhh ever made was to join austnet
34:00 <beehhh> for the price it takes what it gets
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so end it now
34:00 <simba> end that precious life of yours
35:00 <Skirmish> Chick I met in Newcastle published "erotic murder mystery" books. Discovered she meant "paid for them to be published myself to prop up my already low self esteem and need an obsession until I find a male to stalk". 
35:00 <beehhh> not anymore i'm become smarter heading for canadian education in canada
35:00 <simba> lolol
35:00 <beehhh> *i've
35:00 <simba> canadian education in canada
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 3 unfinished stories
35:00 <simba> we learn canadian real good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> one is sincerely about nothing
35:00 <Warren1984> a schedule is more of a permanent thing than a diary
35:00 <Bastardly_One> all I can say is it's a book about weirdos ...
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the other is a crime kind of thing ... and the other is a try hard fantasy
36:00 <Warren1984> It's hanging up on your wall
36:00 <simba> am I in any of them, Bastardly_One?.
36:00 <simba> if not why not
36:00 <beehhh> why I would be spared anyway what about others
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that just sounds so generic I never want to work on it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the book about nothing you might be
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> erotic murder mysteries
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's based on a lot of people in chat/s
36:00 <Warren1984> If you use a schedule instead of a diary, it makes you less flexible
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> how, inventive
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you could get there in the end
36:00 <beehhh> my strength became my weakness
37:00 <simba> my strength became my weakness
37:00 <beehhh> more you sense more feared i get
37:00 <simba> beehhh could be a character
37:00 <beehhh> let call it a day shell we
37:00 <simba> yes
37:00 <beehhh> arividerche
37:00 <simba> show us that quit message baby
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> what do you mean by about nothing, but weirdos
37:00 <simba> my second fav spam 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're weirdos
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... it's just about misfits so far
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah k
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I can describe it as
38:00 <simba> working title: Dudes Hangin' Out
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> takes time to let something evolve
38:00 <Warren1984> a schedule is more for school
38:00 <Warren1984> not once you are working
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is bs
39:00 <simba> i had a diary in school
39:00 <Warren1984> a diary is much more flexible
39:00 <faux> Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is
39:00 <simba> i think youre the only person that has spoken about this diary/schedule subject for this long in 2013
39:00 <Warren1984> past, present and future
39:00 <simba> congrats
39:00 <Serenity> faux
40:00 <faux> criminal  case will be the reason i fail uni
40:00 <Serenity> bahahah
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Serenity> theyre doing x5 coins tonight
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no real correlation between the two
40:00 <faux> im so addicted
40:00 <faux> i knowwwwwww
40:00 <faux> i want mor eeergyyyyyyyyy
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> they arent fkn indifferent
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> so why fucking go on about it!
40:00 <simba> fkn
40:00 <simba> huhu
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <Warren1984> drink lots of mother green storm energy drinks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> RAGE ON!
41:00 <simba> mother green storm is a cool name for like the mom of a superhero group
41:00 <simba> they all look up to her and her wisdom
41:00 <Serenity> i have heaps of food
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking more of that Swirm ep of Futurama
41:00 <Bastardly_One> give me some
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry
41:00 <simba> slurm?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that stuff
42:00 <faux> why arent you using it
42:00 <simba> that ep owns
42:00 <Maurice> Crim Case can eat me
42:00 <Maurice> Energy takes sooooo long
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost patience with it
43:00 <Serenity> havent needed to yet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> many a moon ago
43:00 <simba> Are you done Mixing yet?
43:00 <Maurice> I've nearly unlocked the dog
43:00 <Maurice> I want that fucking police dog
44:00 <faux> i have a dog
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> Maurice! What did those undies end up being? 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers simba
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll hock that tomorrow
45:00 <Warren1984> how does a schedule help a todo list?
45:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, the gutted womans undies
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as of later today we shouldn't have that connection issue with me on PS3
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... last we spoke they had DNA but you didn't know what kind.
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah it was hers
46:00 <Maurice> It was her bfs gf
46:00 <Bastardly_One> a schedule is a to do list of sorts
46:00 <simba> cool Bastardly_One i still need a mic tho
46:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus you obsess on some shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ya get a cheap one
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> wtf
46:00 <Bastardly_One> will make shit so much easier
47:00 <Bastardly_One> get the set I have
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 at target
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Turtle Beach PLA set ... comfy enough
47:00 <simba> can u send me urs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the mic can be heard almost too well
48:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you once on the early days of GTA last mth someone asked me to excuse myself?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> as in the mic picked up my fart
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, great mic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can have the fun of robbing stores with a mic better
48:00 <Bastardly_One> except now the cunts have guns to fight back
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
49:00 <simba> yea i sor that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... that's cheapish for a gaming headset
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was expecting less quality to be honest
49:00 <simba> smoke wed every day
49:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
50:00 <Serenity> rofl faux i just had to find a tape roll.. but i read rape toll...
50:00 <simba> there are all these rooms on tinychat that are called like 420directory and its literally a bunch of pale white guys with their giant glass bongs
51:00 <Skirmish> "Excuse me ma'am. You need to pay the toll of $3.95 before I forcefully penetrate you". 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cig and bed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> all your's for 19.95!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite ladies and germs ^-^
52:00 <Skirmish> "Can I interest you in an e-toll? It means I can quickly scan for the toll and get into the forceful penetration a lot faster."
52:00 <Skirmish> "This week we're doing an e-toll special. But one for you, get a free one for your best friend". 
53:00 <Warren1984> [22:46] <Bastardly_One> a schedule is a to do list of sorts <- to me at the moment I could schedule stuff to do around the house, schedule time for myself, time for my socialising, and time to relax
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <Maurice> Fuck, felt like a baby just kicked me in the womb
53:00 <Maurice> I would literally die, as in, throw myself off a balcony
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> If you or someone you know may be at risk of suicide contact Lifeline 13 11 14, beyondblue 1300 22 46 36, or Salvo Care Line 1300 36 36 22.
54:00 <Serenity> rofl i get that!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is the potato gem gonna be a boy or a girl?
54:00 <Serenity> and its like.. wot O.O
54:00 <Maurice> Its fucking scary lol
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne :)
54:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, I have 3 boys, I'd be petrified if it was a girl
54:00 <Maurice> And I've got my tubes tied to prevent that
54:00 <Serenity> im a virgin
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... my face is fucked
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *comic genius*
55:00 <Maurice> HAHAHAHA
55:00 <Excessive> I was a mother fcker for a while
55:00 <Maurice> Of coursse you are..
55:00 <Warren1984> If you have a computer with MS Outlook and you structure your days, weeks, months and years and get it to repeat routine todo lists why wouldn't you need to use a schedule?
55:00 <Maurice> Course*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> add this to your to do list
56:00 <Bastardly_One> do not go on about trivial matters no-one cares about for an hour or more on irc
56:00 <Serenity> this movie is stupid
56:00 <Warren1984> thats how you perfect something by repeating it over and over and over
56:00 <Maurice> Trivial like Serenitys virginity?
56:00 <Serenity> excuse me
57:00 <Serenity> thats rude
57:00 <Maurice> NO SHIT
57:00 <Serenity> i bought my neice some clothes for her baby today
57:00 <faux> [01:49] <@Serenity> rofl faux i just had to find a tape roll.. but i read rape toll...
57:00 <faux> lollllllllll
57:00 <Serenity> CUTEST fucking dress
57:00 <Maurice> Also, I'm watching Tom and Linda
57:00 <faux> i lol'd when looking for 'gear'
57:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1473026_635972599798524_1833187947_n.jpg
57:00 <faux> it shits me cos i dont know what some shit looks like, then when you hover over the word it wastes seconds loading the picture
57:00 <faux> piece of shit
57:00 <Serenity> LOL when i had to search gear i thought of..drugs
58:00 <Maurice> Omg
58:00 <Maurice> Tinnnnny
58:00 <Maurice> You can use coins to make the pics instant
58:00 <faux> i know
58:00 <faux> but waste
58:00 <faux> im a tgihtass
58:00 <Maurice> Not reallt
58:00 <faux> i use it for the other two
58:00 <Maurice> Really
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> theyre like $4000000000000000000000000000000000
58:00 <Maurice> I have 40k coins, it cost 1? Or something
59:00 <Serenity> i like the multiplier one
59:00 <Maurice> 1K I mean
02:00 <simba> donkey kong country
03:00 <Excessive> oh talk abt donkey kong
03:00 <British^Meat> `how to Donky Kong?
03:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1524615_10202801515183952_571107237_n.jpg
05:00 <faux> wb mm
06:00 <megamanga> cheers faux 
07:00 <Atari> fuck, its starting to get warm already
08:00 <Atari> it actally heated up during the night
08:00 <Skirmish> It's cold here. 
08:00 <Excessive> the heat is on .............
08:00 <Atari> melb ?
08:00 <Atari> i am in melb
08:00 <Skirmish> I am actually thinking that next trip outside I should visit the car and get the lined vest out. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle. 
09:00 <Atari> were you there when the quake happened ?
09:00 <Skirmish> No. 
09:00 <simba> Digerati returns
09:00 <megamanga> did it flip over your lawn chair?
09:00 <megamanga> brutal
09:00 <Atari> hi simba
09:00 <Atari> 1986
09:00 <Atari> quake
10:00 <British^Meat> i was there
10:00 <Atari> there abouts
10:00 <British^Meat> not really
10:00 <Atari> i felt my house shake last year in melb
10:00 <Atari> i got wooden house
11:00 <Atari> we had a quake for 40 seconds at 5 on the ricta
11:00 <Atari> freaked me out
11:00 <British^Meat> ì did that once
11:00 <Atari> damaged my walls
11:00 <Atari> insurance covered the whole house
12:00 <Atari> bwahaha
12:00 <Atari> :P
12:00 <Atari> edwardian house :)
12:00 <Atari> haha lol
12:00 <British^Meat> ì had one of those
12:00 <Atari> not saying anything :)
12:00 <British^Meat> not really
12:00 <Atari> made up story
12:00 <Atari> insurance companies are pigs anyway
13:00 <British^Meat> which one are you with?
13:00 <British^Meat> is it aami?
13:00 <Atari> apia
13:00 <British^Meat> its aamit isnt it?
13:00 <British^Meat> r u sure?
13:00 <Atari> yes
13:00 <Atari> most definately
13:00 <Atari> why would i lie ?
13:00 <simba> mos def
13:00 <Skirmish> APIA is the old age people. Atari is a pensioner. 
13:00 <Atari> what have to win by lying :)
14:00 <Atari> and a old age person owned the house
14:00 <Atari> my father
14:00 <Atari> he died last year
14:00 <Atari> 90 years old
14:00 <Atari> i am 47
14:00 <British^Meat> ì dunno
14:00 <British^Meat> would u lie?
14:00 <Atari> sigh
14:00 <Atari> bbl
14:00 <Atari> ciggy
15:00 <British^Meat> `really?
15:00 <AngrymanXL> any linux experts?
15:00 <Skirmish> 47 and talking like a smack addicted 23yo with mental illness. 
15:00 <AngrymanXL> what does Bell in session 'Shell' mean?
15:00 <megamanga> you should type beep 1000
16:00 <AngrymanXL> I remember that command on windows 95
16:00 <Bastardly_One> to be exact type /beep 10000
16:00 <AngrymanXL> type format :C
17:00 <megamanga> dat dun work in linux
17:00 <AngrymanXL> bash: /beep: No such file or directory
17:00 <Skirmish> alt F4
18:00 <Atari> duh
18:00 <Atari> format y|c: /s /q
18:00 <Atari> no need to type yes
19:00 <Atari> pipe the y
19:00 <megamanga> dd /dev/sda1 /dev/sda2/ilovecock.img
19:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=287432901381456&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
19:00 <faux> looool.
19:00 <Atari> fuckn lame dos
19:00 <Atari> 2 files ran the system
19:00 <Atari> io.sys and msdos.sys
20:00 <Atari> del those 2 and you were fucked
20:00 <Atari> easy del.
20:00 <megamanga> wow
20:00 <Skirmish> So Atari ... tell us why you never got married and most of your intimate contact with women was on a cash for service basis ... 
20:00 <megamanga> so doge
20:00 <megamanga> so edge
20:00 <megamanga> much cool
20:00 <Atari> attrib -r -a -s -h root directory
20:00 <Atari> lame fuckers
21:00 <simba> lmao faux
21:00 <simba> gets better every time
21:00 <faux> lool
21:00 <Atari> i used caldera opensource linux in 1995 when you were all in nappies
21:00 <Skirmish> I was finishing year 12. Nappies were for big nights only. 
21:00 <Atari> who gives a fuck if windows is shit and you can find holes
21:00 <Atari> a 12 year old can find holes
22:00 <Maurice> 95! I wasnt even born then
22:00 <Excessive> lol 95 I was a ravin junkie
22:00 <Atari> no system is safe ! we will claim it for china !
23:00 <Atari> chinese fuckers
23:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1475930_478445715597538_235803011_n.jpg
24:00 <Atari> nice cake man
24:00 <Atari> looks yummy
24:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1514578_477798748995568_778848470_n.jpg
25:00 <Atari> haha tom hanks
25:00 <Atari> his ghey
25:00 <Atari> sleepless in seattle was ghey
26:00 <Atari> i only ever like forrest gump
26:00 <Bastardly_One> flake bits for the win
26:00 <Bastardly_One> flake chocolate owns
26:00 <Atari> violet crumble
26:00 <Atari> and jaffas
27:00 <Atari> jaffas are for men, mm's are for fags
27:00 <simba> nar
27:00 <simba> fruchocs are pretty sick tho
27:00 <Atari> mentos flavours are cool but
27:00 <Atari> must admit
28:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1460205_473885969386846_837897724_n.jpg
28:00 <faux> Passionfruit Meringue dipped into liquid nitrogen. Bite instantly for that smoke effect.
28:00 <Atari> sounds heavy
29:00 <megamanga> but where does the shisha go
29:00 <Atari> much prefer a vanilla thick shake from maccas but
29:00 <Atari> love the brain freeze
29:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1426160_473634926078617_1388525521_n.jpg
29:00 <megamanga> the mango thickshake is the best
29:00 <faux> http://www.firebox.com/product/5877/Worlds-Largest-Snickers-Bar
29:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=748489508513120&set=vb.562554900439916&type=2&theater
30:00 <Skirmish> That is a stupidly large snickers bar.
30:00 <simba> fuck snickers own
30:00 <megamanga> id give that snickers bar a red hot go
30:00 <Atari> ram it up ya
30:00 <Atari> hardcore
31:00 <megamanga> while you blow me, sounds like heaven
31:00 <Atari> totally
31:00 <Warren1984> Bastardly_One use a schedule for 1- Business to do's
31:00 <Warren1984>  2- Home maintenance to-do's
31:00 <Warren1984>  3- Family to-do's 
31:00 <Warren1984>  4- Long-term goal to-do's
31:00 <Warren1984>  5- Personal goals - fitness, health, down-time, reading time, etc.
31:00 <Warren1984>  6- Social to-do's
31:00 <megamanga> ...
31:00 <Atari> wtf
32:00 <faux> loooooool
32:00 <Atari> someone lick my eczema
33:00 <Atari> i got dermatitis on my arse
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1511292_246189218881680_2054582336_n.png
34:00 <Warren1984> I got Psroisis
34:00 <Atari> fuck i hate eczema, it is on my foot really but
34:00 <Atari> cant get rid of it
34:00 <Atari> tried all treatments
34:00 <simba> smoke weed
34:00 <Atari> amputation
34:00 <Atari> dont take drugs :P
35:00 <megamanga> warren show us the pics of you eating ribs
35:00 <Atari> well ok, i do
35:00 <Transmatron> Warren1984 thats so much shit to do
35:00 <Atari> i smoke cigs
35:00 <Transmatron> fyl nigga
35:00 <simba> and drink heavily
35:00 <Atari> not anymore dick
35:00 <simba> congrats
35:00 <simba> Three Hole Punch
35:00 <Transmatron> he Atari
35:00 <Atari> :)
35:00 <Transmatron> hey
35:00 <Transmatron> i havent seen u around before
36:00 <Atari> beagle does heaps but
36:00 <Atari> he is my apprentice
36:00 <Transmatron> i guess thats because im new here
36:00 <simba> forget chad hes permabanned
36:00 <Transmatron> pleasure to make your aqaintance Atari :)
36:00 <Atari> found beagle on paltalk he been banned from all rooms
36:00 <simba> hahahahahaha
37:00 <Atari> fucking banned him from my room to, i got over 100 members
37:00 <Transmatron> lol Atari
37:00 <Transmatron> nicce
37:00 <Transmatron> beagle is a tard
37:00 <Atari> beagle is ok, he needs to stop drinkn
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how would you know that if you claim to be new?
37:00 <Transmatron> yeah i guess so
38:00 <simba> this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
38:00 <Atari> i do drink but once a week socially moderately
38:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/996750_244205745746694_308283820_n.png
38:00 <faux> .
38:00 <megamanga> i drink 24/7
38:00 <Atari> not everyday binge drunk alcho drinking
38:00 <megamanga> i cant stop
38:00 <simba> so you could smoke weed once a week socially moderately and it would be less harmful
38:00 <faux> My friends' 21st cake. 17 dozen krispy kreme donuts. the chocolate icing was done by my friend
38:00 <faux> "cake" lol
38:00 <Atari> i like a 6 pack of VB on a saturday
38:00 <faux> its just layered donuts you stupid yanks
38:00 <megamanga> thats just a layer of fat
38:00 <Atari> it aint a sin
38:00 <megamanga> a big layer of fat
39:00 <simba> that owns
39:00 <Atari> but ffs, you cant get addicted to alcohol, it is a psychological addiction
39:00 <Atari> easy to get off booze
39:00 <Atari> no side effects
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Serenity> .
39:00 <Serenity> is this guy serious'
39:00 <Atari> totally
39:00 <megamanga> which one
39:00 <Atari> i used to be a bartender
39:00 <faux> simba
40:00 <simba> gu
40:00 <Atari> i should know
40:00 <faux> does your mom/grandma make these https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1426133_243463719154230_218906772_n.png
40:00 <simba> gygygu
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you know shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> tell that to alcholics
40:00 <simba> i dont think anyones made spanakopita in a while is that what that is
40:00 <megamanga> ive taken bogs that look like that faux
40:00 <Atari> then keep going with the cirrhosis
40:00 <faux> yessss
40:00 <faux> rude megamanga
40:00 <faux> its delicious
40:00 <Atari> my arse bleeds for you
40:00 <Excessive> http://www.offgridworld.com/urine-powered-generator-produces-electricity-for-6-hours-on-1-liter-of-pee-power-your-home-with-waste/
40:00 <simba> my mum makes these cheese swirl things that own
40:00 <Bastardly_One> spanikopita is fucking awesome
41:00 <Atari> depends how it is made Bastardly_One
41:00 <Atari> i make greek food all the time
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's true too
41:00 <simba> yeah. if its made with gravel and pine cones it sucks.
41:00 <simba> small tip there
41:00 <Atari> i make the pastry myselg
41:00 <Atari> i use milk instead of water for the dough
41:00 <simba> i make greek children all the time
41:00 <faux> lol Serenity battered asparagus https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1469907_243364205830848_918753683_n.png
41:00 <Atari> and use self raising flour
41:00 <Atari> not plain flour
41:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/os2O1aD.gif
41:00 <Atari> i make it a very thin layer
41:00 <simba> battered asparagus would own hard
42:00 <Atari> because it will rise
42:00 <Atari> i use yeast as well
42:00 <Atari> and eggs
42:00 <Atari> spimach and fetta
42:00 <simba> Atari reads your future in your greek coffee cup
42:00 <Atari> skasi re colo pusti :)
43:00 <Atari> ;)
43:00 <faux> rofl https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1476482_243090682524867_1649158202_n.jpg
43:00 <Atari> jk malaka
44:00 <Atari> yeah anyway, prepare for heat :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an indoor soccer club in Melbourne called Malaka FC
44:00 <Atari> house is wood
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I know what it means
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's why I find it amusing
45:00 <Atari> there is a country named malaka
45:00 <simba> bothosphero
45:00 <simba> bothosfero
45:00 <simba> thinatos malaka
45:00 <Atari> podosphero
46:00 <Atari> soccer
46:00 <Atari> podo = foot
46:00 <Atari> sphero = ball
46:00 <Atari> or bala
46:00 <simba> pedoshpere
46:00 <simba> how do you say "this wallaby is really starting to bother me" in greek
47:00 <Atari> aftos o malakas mi stinahori
47:00 <simba> you cant just call a wallaby that guy
47:00 <Atari> whatever
47:00 <simba> kangareus
47:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Atari> whats your point ? :)
48:00 <simba> thinatos thendro
48:00 <Atari> tree
49:00 <Atari> tree of death ?
49:00 <simba> http://www.byfarthegreatestteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Suarez2.png
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Atari> what fucking drugs are you on
49:00 <simba> just weed
49:00 <simba> u
49:00 <Atari> just cigs
49:00 <simba> i drank baileys earlier
50:00 <simba> cigarettes give you a little rush
50:00 <simba> but they make you smell like a piece of shit
50:00 <Atari> 10 cigs a day, cut down from 40 cigs, in the past 2 years, i been smoking since i was 20
50:00 <Atari> i am 27
50:00 <Atari> 47
50:00 <simba> thats horrifying
50:00 <sharky> wjoa ionly just joined !
50:00 <Atari> 27 years of smoking gets to you
51:00 <simba> stop smoking today
51:00 <simba> you dont need to anymore
51:00 <Atari> winfield blue are the shittest
51:00 <Atari> so are styvos
51:00 <Atari> get pall mall 40's they are the cheapest brand
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't believe a pack of 20s is now 15.35
52:00 <simba> just watch liverpool play instead 
52:00 <simba> every time you want to smoke just watch liverpool
52:00 <Bastardly_One> why not just ban them instead of making them unaffordable?
52:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One the fucking yanks buy them for like 6 bucks
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're going about it the wrong way
52:00 <Atari> they are pigs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> people will still smoke
53:00 <Atari> pall mall is over 100 years old
54:00 <Atari> 1875
54:00 <Atari> they used to be in tin cans
54:00 <simba> they probably smoke like theyre that old?
54:00 <Atari> they actually taste quite good
54:00 <simba> ive always liked marlboros only
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're alright actually ... well, used to be
55:00 <Atari> considering they are the oldest known western cig
55:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't smoked a pall mall for years
55:00 <Excessive> tobacco was initially a chewing product
55:00 <Atari> i used to love the non filter red pack
55:00 <Excessive> and chocolate was once a smoking product
55:00 <Atari> they used to sell chocolate shaped cigs to children in australia in the 70's
56:00 <Bastardly_One> an unfiltered camel used to be nice
56:00 <Atari> they were just chocolate
56:00 <Excessive> and chewing gum
56:00 <Atari> in the shape of a cig
56:00 <Atari> nice for children
56:00 <Atari> indeed
56:00 <Atari> fucking scums
57:00 <Atari> they should sue on those grounds
57:00 <Atari> psychological manipulation
57:00 <Atari> should have kept those chocolates
57:00 <Atari> and fucked the industry up
57:00 <Atari> make them donate a billion dollars to the childrens hospital
58:00 <Atari> they make billions from cigs
58:00 <Atari> who the fuck who buy that shit for their children
58:00 <Atari> "here son have a fag"
58:00 <Excessive> the govt makes more than the tobacco company
58:00 <Atari> hang on
58:00 <Atari> check this out
58:00 <Atari> wait
59:00 <Atari> i will google it
59:00 <Atari> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FADS_Fun_Sticks_(candy)
59:00 <Excessive> with puttin up taxes with the false pretense of needing it for smoking related healthcare
59:00 <Atari> sold in Australia and then banned
00:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.fag.de/content.fag.de/
00:00 <simba> yeah i remember fads but they werent chocolate they were weird
00:00 <simba> white things
00:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.fag.de/
00:00 <Atari> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/FAGS_Candy_cigarettes_%28pre-1990s%29.jpg
00:00 <Atari> check that link
00:00 <Atari> made in moorabbin
00:00 <Atari> fucking scum bags
00:00 <simba> FAGS
01:00 <simba> victorians are scum
01:00 <AngrymanXL> you go:
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not banned
02:00 <Atari> they aint
02:00 <Atari> just checked
02:00 <Bastardly_One> FAGS are now FADS
02:00 <Atari> they banned the name
03:00 <Atari> i understand now
03:00 <Atari> sorry
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and made by a company in Fitzroy I think they're at
03:00 <Atari> some antique shop might sell them
03:00 <Atari> someone has to have fags
03:00 <Excessive> I'd rather say that 30+ years ago they weren't so anal with all the non smoking shit like they are today and it was more accepted/overlooked as a normal thing
03:00 <AngrymanXL> Made in Fitzroy? No wonder the  name is banned, Fitzroy is full of hipster faggots.
04:00 <Atari> moorabin actually
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nowdays I said
04:00 <Bastardly_One> as FADS
04:00 <Atari> ok
04:00 <AngrymanXL> They should be renamed to hipsters
04:00 <Atari> and they had chocolate brands
04:00 <Bastardly_One> think the side of the packet says the same company but now in Nth Fitzroy
04:00 <Atari> not the same company but
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the chocolate ones were the ones that looked real and the packaging did also
05:00 <AngrymanXL> you could eat the paper in the chocolate ones.
05:00 <Atari> that is what i want
05:00 <Atari> the choc pack
05:00 <Atari> fuck the company up
05:00 <Atari> donate 100% of the suing to childrens hospital
05:00 <Atari> just to fuck them up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> really shitty compound chocolate they were
06:00 <Atari> i actually loved them
06:00 <Atari> when i was a child
06:00 <Excessive> u, against a corporation? .............. how much money have u got?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'd kind of melt them and suck them out of the paper
06:00 <Atari> no, i am against scum that promote cigs to little children
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but in hindsight it was shitty compound chocolate
06:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it
07:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/MP3ueBi.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we grew up in the 70s
07:00 <Atari> "look mummy i am am a smoker"
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 44 ... so ... stfu and stop whinging
07:00 <Atari> cool
07:00 <simba> u guys r both my gay dads
07:00 <Atari> but would still be nice to fuck those pig companies up but
07:00 <Excessive> killing is illegal too, but war is legal
07:00 <simba> lol at the rabbit pope
08:00 <Atari> it is possible to do it Bastardly_One
08:00 <Atari> claim psychological and subliminal psychological manipulation
09:00 <Excessive> like I said ........... how much money have u got ......... that's wat it'll come down to
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then chocolate cigs are the reason I have COAD?
09:00 <Atari> :(
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think not
09:00 <Atari> money
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a gas
09:00 <AngrymanXL> `seen ithinknot
10:00 <prowl> AngrymanXL, IthinkNot ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours 7 minutes ago (04.12. 00:02) stating "Quit: " after spending 44 minutes there.
10:00 <Atari> floyd sux
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree ... I don't like Pink Floyd
10:00 <AngrymanXL> `seen amsy
10:00 <prowl> AngrymanXL, amsy is on #cunts right now.
10:00 <simba> every1 enjoyed dark side at 1 point in their life
11:00 <Atari> dark side is still good
11:00 <Atari> extended version
11:00 <Bastardly_One> AngrymanXL isn't IThinkNot a bit old for you to be stalking?
12:00 <AngrymanXL> I am going to adopt hher as my mother.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she is pretty damn cool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've know here since I first got here forever ago
13:00 <Bastardly_One> way back in the days of the dinosaurs
13:00 <Skirmish> Amsy certainly is 7 different shades of awesome.
14:00 <simba> ambonal!!!
14:00 <simba> 2 points behind ya
15:00 <Atari> wanna adopt minogue as my sex slave
15:00 <megamanga> i adopted a 3 toed soth
16:00 <megamanga> sloth
16:00 <Atari> tie her with rubber bands
16:00 <Atari> i met her and got autograph
16:00 <Skirmish> Free toad sloth. 
16:00 <megamanga> stopp oppressing the toad sloths!
16:00 <Atari> she would give great blow if she were not a singer
16:00 <megamanga> oh this keyboard wont let up
17:00 <Atari> she should have been a porn star kylie
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm moving today
17:00 <Bastardly_One> know how much I've packed?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> zero
17:00 <Excessive> felicitations
17:00 <megamanga> is that all your belongings?
17:00 <Atari> bbl :)
17:00 <megamanga> some guys live light all their lives
17:00 <Skirmish> Joecartoon.com done an animated video about free toad sloths.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> just about mega *lol*
18:00 <megamanga> haha yeah i only have a room of stuff
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm basically taking a bag of clothes and the get through the day stuff
18:00 <Bastardly_One> then come back to clean up and see what is junk and what isn't
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
18:00 <megamanga> yeah it does
18:00 <megamanga> throw stuff out on the go
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just hope they don't go through the tin box before I get back
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that caravan is way worse then they think
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've pretty much turned it into a landfil with a bed somehow
19:00 <megamanga> my room is a wrecking yard with a bed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> when I woke up today I was like
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck do I start?
20:00 <Skirmish> My parents are borderline hoarders so I live in a home with only what is required and nothing that is not. 
20:00 <Excessive> I haven't slept in my bed for over 2 weeks
20:00 <Excessive> nothin wrong though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of my family are horders
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a lazy cunt ... that simple
21:00 <megamanga> i fight for a corner of the bench in the bathroom
21:00 <megamanga> my shit disappears and mums stupid fucking wooden stuff appears
21:00 <Excessive> jus that I lay across the lounge and fall asleep and end up sleepin in the lounge room with tunes goin in the background
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've my own bathroom and 2 rooms in this new place
22:00 <Bastardly_One> can't bitch at that for 125 a week
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll bitch when the bills come in of course
22:00 <gaslight> Bastardly_One, you rent the entire place for only that ?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... with someone else
22:00 <gaslight> oh
22:00 <gaslight> fuck that
22:00 <gaslight> living with other people
23:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't bother me
23:00 <Excessive> I shared in the past
23:00 <Excessive> was ok with all that
24:00 <megamanga> some guy just replied to my fb message from 8 months ago
24:00 <megamanga> how the fuck does that work
24:00 <gaslight> you're probably exagerating the time
24:00 <megamanga> nope?
24:00 <megamanga> 8 months lol
25:00 <gaslight> 8 months exactly? thats like the jews and 6 million dying in the holocaust
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey mega ... are you related to any of the other greeks in Geelong?
25:00 <megamanga> im not greek man lol
25:00 <megamanga> people call me greek to troll me
25:00 <gaslight> what are you?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then
25:00 <megamanga> STRAYAN
25:00 <AngrymanXL> paige from charmed looks like the bookworm from the bookplace.
26:00 <Excessive> and u gonnah adopt her?
26:00 <megamanga> nah italian
26:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked it's 3:30am nearly
27:00 <Bastardly_One> man I am gonna be fucked moving
27:00 <megamanga> sleep through it
27:00 <Excessive> cazzo grande :P
27:00 <megamanga> she'll be right
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky someone else is carrying the shit that is actually heavy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I will
27:00 <megamanga> i skipped saturday school
27:00 <Bastardly_One> believe me ... I'll be directing I can see it
27:00 <megamanga> saturday school was for chumps
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're not greek?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and went to saturday school old style?
28:00 <megamanga> i am neither
28:00 <Excessive> I used to go to school on saturdays
28:00 <megamanga> but people seem to think they can get me mad by saying i am greek
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was a wog thing exclusively
28:00 <megamanga> it is lol
28:00 <simba> ive never heard of saturday school
28:00 <megamanga> to learn a language ... 
28:00 <simba> only sunday school for christians
29:00 <megamanga> you go to saturday school to learn a foreign langauge
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the jews do it too ... I thought it was religious based
29:00 <Bastardly_One> never given it that much thought tbh
29:00 <Excessive> in the communist block they only had sundays off ......... saturday was a normal working/school day
29:00 <Bastardly_One> to want to know
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive would know
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's an eastern block refugee
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's not a diss
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a fact
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but not here in the suburbs of metro cities on a sat Excessive
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of forget you grew up in Hungary
32:00 <Excessive> though they did have 2 rounds of schooling per day ......... morning school and afternoon school .......... and only 4 hrs a day school
32:00 <megamanga> dont they do that in indonesia and mexico n shit?
32:00 <megamanga> when its really hot
32:00 <Excessive> Romania ........... I'm Hungarian from the western side of Romania ......... use to be Hungary there b4 WWI
33:00 <megamanga> gypsy land
33:00 <Excessive> eh gypsies are all over Europe
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and the UK
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking scammers
34:00 <Bastardly_One> trailer trash in a lot of cases
34:00 <megamanga> different type of gypsy in uk
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if you believe the series on them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah with so called old traditions
35:00 <Bastardly_One> give the word a bad cred
35:00 <Excessive> they even have/had their own king
36:00 <PrometheanStardustQC> Do you live in Geelong, Excessive?
36:00 <Excessive> nooooooooooo
36:00 <Excessive> I'm in Sydney
36:00 <PrometheanStardustQC> Where do you live?
36:00 <PrometheanStardustQC> oh aok
36:00 <megamanga> work time
36:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have to start the unlock here shortly. 
37:00 <simba> ur going to masturbate?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i0.tagstat.com/p1/c/BeakvYYd4j6dfuiUODTcTzfPBBQpGpst09dj0xoSdY-keGIy1bUhDw==.jpg
38:00 <BlackDevil> simba mate http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c6_1387338897
38:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Ho! Ho! Ho! (Date: Dec-17-2013, 12 hours ago) - Views: 51504 - Played: 39508
39:00 <simba> maybe some other time
39:00 <BlackDevil> now
39:00 <simba> ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
39:00 <simba> cum*
40:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=748508605177877&set=vb.562554900439916&type=2&theater
42:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> usually I am starting to get tired around now on the hours I've been keeping recently
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seems I've gone back to the usual hours
43:00 <simba> well youve drank a lot of coke tonight
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not really actually
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but it doesn't affect me like that
43:00 <simba> oh
43:00 <simba> i was thinking of myself
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can wake up ... drink a heap ... and fall back asleep
44:00 <Excessive> mite roll anozah spliff
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a couple of cones
44:00 <simba> just have bongs
44:00 <Excessive> fckn bongs
44:00 <Excessive> fck*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm a bit nervous about today and shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> bear in mind I suffer from anxiety disorder so anything new can appear a drama
44:00 <Excessive> I don't smoke bongs anymore
44:00 <BlackDevil> no one watched that video
45:00 <Bastardly_One> until dealt with
45:00 <BlackDevil> fag
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> if you voice all of us ill watch it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I still wont
45:00 <AngrymanXL> http://media.tumblr.com/e624c6854dbaefdd823649a002c20e2f/tumblr_inline_mnk366ixi61qz4rgp.png
45:00 <Bastardly_One> because he wants us to
45:00 <AngrymanXL> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110605190623/charmed/images/thumb/f/f9/002_HQr.jpg/255px-002_HQr.jpg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep getting a pain behind one of my eyes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not a searing pain
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've noticed it for a couple of days
47:00 <simba> get it removed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I still cannot believe that news about my mum though
47:00 <AngrymanXL> probably an impacted nerve.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> blood sugars of 50
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder she passed out and had to go to hospital by ambulance
47:00 <Skirmish> Tumor?
47:00 <sharky> Bastardly_One :::: was she oneof the rich kids in dubai driving around in ferraris and lambos
47:00 <Skirmish> Can you smile without your face turning into the jokers mask? 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a toooooooooooooooooooooomoooooooooooooooooor Skirmish
48:00 <sharky> and gold rollsroyces?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually think personally it's just one of my eyes getting weaker
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I do wear glasses and I'm an old cunt
49:00 <sharky> feel sorry for those kids.. only getting to learn how t drif in a 13 gt bentley continal ot ferrari 455
49:00 <sharky> (sighs* 
49:00 <sharky> poor guys
49:00 <simba> ive got a bentley
50:00 <Bastardly_One> verify this
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant be fucked
50:00 <Bastardly_One> someone google this
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580326_701356769930398_854841635_n.jpg
50:00 <simba> WHO GIVES A FUCK LOL
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's fact ... we should be rejoicing
51:00 <simba> lets smoke a bong
51:00 <simba> ready?
51:00 <sharky> simba Yeah but this is austrlia... and no on know bentley
51:00 <Bastardly_One> go
51:00 <simba> there r some people in aus who own bentleys.........
51:00 <sharky> and why buy a bentley? youd look poor if you chose to drive it yourelf
51:00 <Excessive> THE LAND OF THE FREE IMMORTALITYYYYYYYYYYYYY
52:00 <Skirmish> Kyle Sandilands drives a Bentley doesn't he? 
52:00 <Skirmish> Or is that a Rolls .... 
52:00 <simba> how would you 'look poor' if you drove your own bentley?
52:00 <sharky> and ifyou sat in the back, just catch a cab and bringyourown leaaher
52:00 <simba> i think youve been drinking your dads cum again, havent you?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I should play LA Noire
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that could put most people to sleep
53:00 <AngrymanXL> play just cause 2 MP mod
53:00 <AngrymanXL> shit is balling.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it though ... it's not really a game ... so much as a series of solving crimes
54:00 <sharky> becausse youre driving a chaufferrf driven car, like someppoor driver
54:00 <Excessive> EXPENSIVE HOLES TO BURY THINGS
54:00 <sharky> simba if you have a rolls you have a driver
55:00 <Bastardly_One> While Facebook claims it does not track the words that are written in each box, the company is able to determine when characters are typed, how many words are typed, and whether they are posted or deleted. Kramer, with help from student Sauvik Das, spent 17 days tracking aborted status updates, posts on other peoples timelines, and comments on other posts.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> They found that men are more likely to self-censor than women and that those users with a homogenous group of friends were more likely to censor themselves, perhaps in an attempt to best phrase the response that will be more acceptable to the rest of the group.
55:00 <sharky> if you have a gt continental
55:00 <sharky> you own that yourself. fuck speeding fines
56:00 <sharky> thats like petrol, part ofthe upkeep
56:00 <simba> we said bentley not rolls
56:00 <Excessive> or u drive it up in the territory
56:00 <simba> but still
56:00 <sharky> yeah, im now talking bentley
57:00 <simba> ive got a few
57:00 <sharky> nice
57:00 <simba> that i want to buy
57:00 <sharky> lol
58:00 <Excessive> I'd buy a 70's Gemini and a Jackaroo
58:00 <simba> lol at Kramer in that paste
58:00 <sharky> "pull out a key ring full of ferrars, m5's rolls...
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have all of those cars soon
59:00 <sharky> "yeha these are the care i oneday aspire to  own.. unless the car unocks when i walk by"i
59:00 <Skirmish> One of the hottest cars I have ever been in was a old box style Holden Gemini with a 186 6cyl in it. Done up nicely. Drove nice. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> only because I'm buying GT6
59:00 <Excessive> stick the Jackaroo crank in the 1600 and blow any fckn performance shitbox off the road
59:00 <sharky> Bastardly_One : doing well in gtA5?
59:00 <sharky> oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am going alright in GTA O
59:00 <Bastardly_One> simba somehow re-inspired me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> unintentionally
59:00 <sharky> ps or xhox?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> PS
00:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as he gets himself a headset
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've plans for his little bounty hunting arse
00:00 <sharky> i hear x box supports the 4xsuper def.... bit camt prove it due to nnothaving ga,es
00:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a HD cable
01:00 <Bastardly_One> even shit looks good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't ask me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> PS3 and HD cable can make a woeful game look nice
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but Sony have done it again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no use upgrading until mid next year really if you're a PS fan
02:00 <simba> sony walkman
02:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, why didn't they learn off the PS3 fuck ups?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooo disappointed
03:00 <simba> maybe to get it out before xmas
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so no new gen for me for a while
03:00 <Bastardly_One> until Sony get it right
03:00 <simba> Pieter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah definitely for Xmas in the UK and Europe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's outselling the One over there
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... aust wise
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 titles
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
04:00 <simba> i dont want 1 at all
04:00 <simba> cant c the point 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... but only when it's worth it
05:00 <simba> do they play ps3 games
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
05:00 <simba> thats a bad one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and neither does the one do 360 games
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're cancelling the need for a plus account to play online
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that really turned me off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently they've shelved that idea
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the psn is still free
07:00 <Skirmish> PS are always going to be winning whilst they have a basic PSN setup that can be used for free. Leave the PLUS accounts optional.  They might not make quite as much money in subs but the uptake on their systems will remain high. 
07:00 <Skirmish> I have a PLUS account for the free games. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the reason worth upgrading though simba is simply this
07:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when the PS3 came out and you could still get PS2 versions until basically the PS3 was affordable and then nothing?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna be the PS3 this time next year
08:00 <Skirmish> I bought BF4 the other week for PS3 and it came with a voucher to get the PS4 version for a small extra fee. 
08:00 <simba> feels very different though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like console gaming
08:00 <simba> these consoles r forced
09:00 <Bastardly_One> all change is forced
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you mean though
09:00 <simba> people were ready to jump up it was a big jump up
09:00 <simba> this doesnt offer enough difference yet
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but honestly, the PS3 isn't getting better than the graphics of GTA 5 or the last of us
09:00 <Skirmish> I hate how consoles have no cheats though ... especially the PS. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's taking the PS3 to it's practicle limits
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bullshit
10:00 <simba> are there cheats in gta 5?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of cheats in GTA 5
10:00 <Skirmish> I hate getting to a point in a game where I cannot continue. Makes me feel like I haven't got my monies worth. So I buy most games I want for myself on the PC. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance
10:00 <simba> kool
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the frustration
11:00 <Bastardly_One> especially in a huge sandbox game
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an rpg fan so that frustration is fun to me
11:00 <Skirmish> I had BF3 on the PC and the PS. I got to finish the PC version by using cheats and slaughtering everyone. 
11:00 <simba> lol good 1
11:00 <Skirmish> I finished BF4 on the PS on easy mode in 1 night. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like FPS on the PS but I think that's becauise I'm shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *because
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind difficulty in RPG's.  I am a long time wow player. 
12:00 <AngrymanXL> FPSs on consoles are shit.
12:00 <Skirmish> I can play the content later when I am OP for it and enjoy all aspects of the game without cheats. 
13:00 <simba> i feel like playing game now
13:00 <simba> who has starcraft 2
13:00 <sharky> im waiting for this zani to ick in
13:00 <sharky> then enjoy a good night sleep
13:00 <Skirmish> I have starcraft 2. Both xpacs.
14:00 <Skirmish> Haven't played it in a LONG time though. 
14:00 <Excessive> I don't game
14:00 <simba> it is a gr8 game to play but hard 2 master
14:00 <sharky> Excessive  way to join a convo
14:00 <Skirmish> Time to pack up and go home. Adios ircarinos. 
15:00 <Excessive> c yah
15:00 <sharky> i may load gta5
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I would but if I do
15:00 <AngrymanXL> when is gta5 being released for the PS4?
15:00 <sharky> go to my condo where i have my ferraris pared
15:00 <sharky> and have a cone
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see sunrise
15:00 <AngrymanXL> withhh koshy
15:00 <sharky> AngrymanXL : not for a while
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not AngrymanXL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they have no plans for it whatsoever
16:00 <simba> david koch legend
16:00 <AngrymanXL> Bastardly_One:  No plans my arse.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> go check rockstar yourself
16:00 <AngrymanXL> thats like saying HL3 is not being planned
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they have no plans for GTA 5 or GTA Online for it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's according to Rockstar themselves
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was disappointed in that actually
17:00 <AngrymanXL> There will be a pc version of GTA5 guaranteed. If there is a pc version they might as well port that shit to the ps4.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping they'd do something where online you could transfer over on the PS4
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a PC version down the line still
17:00 <sharky> asif
17:00 <sharky> they wanna make money
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they seriously claim no plans
17:00 <AngrymanXL> There is 100% a pc version but they have not confirmed it and refuse to when asked.
18:00 <sharky> which is admirable as its a fucking awesome game
18:00 <sharky> i likd how you can buy money, armouryourself up, buy guys
18:00 <sharky> and rock n rolll
18:00 <simba> they should just create a GTA MMO RPG for PC and destroy/win gaming forever
19:00 <sharky> mmo?
19:00 <AngrymanXL> Just Cause 2 Multi player mod on pc is probably better than GTAOnline.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Elder Scrolls Online is gonna do that simba
19:00 <simba> nooooooooo
19:00 <simba> fuck those games
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna kick major fucking arse
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I might even get a gaming machine for that
20:00 <simba> i thought the sims online would do something like that back before the sims 3 came out
20:00 <simba> and the sims online was a possibility
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what I can't wait for is
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Fallout 4!
20:00 <AngrymanXL> http://store.steampowered.com/app/8190/
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a confirmed rumour if that makes sense
21:00 <simba> 4:1)
21:00 <AngrymanXL> will fallout work on Linux?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... I have the console version of 3 and New Vegas
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the sims online
23:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that Second Life?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and IMVU?
24:00 <sharky> shit ifi werent ready for bedi coudl go some gta5
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucked moving to the PS3 to play anything
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but I feel like it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I should finish this case in LA Noire
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've like 10 mins and I'd be finished
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but then I'll wanna start the next case
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and there goes more hours
27:00 <gaslight> hmm meat pie
43:00 <Transmatron> oh no
43:00 <Transmatron> lets not start with this gta5 again
43:00 <Transmatron> thats part of what changed you Bastardly_One
44:00 <Transmatron> your dissappearance, and that god damned gta5 game
44:00 <Transmatron> took all your attention away from irc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
46:00 <AngrymanXL> put an irc chat console in the gta game.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to think I don't idle when here anyway
50:00 <Bastardly_One> simba will back up I go through gaming phases
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I better enjoy what I've got for a while anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no more game buying for me for a few weeks until I get into a routine in the new place
52:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway kids
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I better fuck off ... lunchtime comes quick
52:00 <Excessive> c yah
53:00 <wolfy> what a loser lol
54:00 <wolfy> still playing games like GTA at his age
00:00 <wolfy> obey your jewish masters
01:00 <wolfy> worship your gods and masters with every last inch of your spitit and soul get down on your hands and knees and kiss it
22:00 <Excessive> http://www.rebreatherworld.com/surface-interval/33303-3-metre-long-man-eating-catfish.html
38:00 <AngrymanXL> last day of work! High FIVE!
11:00 <shadsam> morning
20:00 <shadsam> morning
21:00 <shadsam> FUCK U RAK U LIL DEADSHIT
25:00 <shadsam> RED PIECE SHIT
25:00 <Excessive> http://www.maximfun.ro/?p=93
27:00 <shadsam> RAK THE MOST PATHETIC OP ON AUSTNET
31:00 <shadsam> morning BlackDevil
42:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam mate http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c6_1387338897
42:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Ho! Ho! Ho! (Date: Dec-17-2013, 15 hours ago) - Views: 65743 - Played: 51039
43:00 <shadsam> cheers
45:00 <shadsam> we`leber be royals royals
50:00 <shadsam> http://www.2dayfm.com.au/listen/
50:00 <shadsam> :PPPP
58:00 <shadsam> lol
59:00 <wolfy> LaUgH OuT LoUd
01:00 <wolfy> 9LaUgH OuT LoUd
09:00 <shadsam> lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20131214/640/daily_picdump_1412_640_27.jpg
28:00 <Wazzled> dont know why i use thi program
29:00 <Wazzled> full of fake ppl
29:00 <wolfy> its satan
29:00 <Wazzled> hi wolfy
30:00 <BlackDevil> i need to poop
35:00 <Wazzled> their is no such thing as a caring person
46:00 <Wazzled> i crazy i gonna say crazy stuff but ppl forget that and leave so they are ones with problem
50:00 <Wazzled> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMk2EwRi4Q
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Akon - Sorry, Blame It On Me (Jun 16, 2009) 5:20 - Category: Music - 71,287,165 views - 132,780 likes (97.7%), 3,189 dislikes (2.3%)
57:00 <Loof> I fried
30:00 <shadsam> .
49:00 <shadsam> just brouht a new music 2x cd
53:00 <BlackDevil> wash my ass with your tounge
14:00 <shadsam> LOL BlackDevil
14:00 <BlackDevil> ?
15:00 <shadsam> <%BlackDevil> wash my ass with your tounge
15:00 <BlackDevil> oh
15:00 <shadsam> FAUX WILL
15:00 <shadsam> :(
20:00 <BlackDevil> yea my ass is covered in shit
29:00 <shadsam> shed luv that
29:00 <shadsam> SHE WOULD EAT AN OPS SHITTER CLEAN
31:00 <fawks> choke on it
39:00 <shadsam> BACON AND EGGS
39:00 <shadsam> YUMMO
39:00 <shadsam> SUNAMI
41:00 <shadsam> LOL WASSUP PIETER
41:00 <shadsam> O,O
42:00 <shadsam> FRAYDEY
43:00 <shadsam> BRB
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37:00 <gremlinz> buttspam
37:00 <gremlinz> yaya
45:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387410249969.jpg
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53:00 <PietSAbabe> Im awesome :)
53:00 <BlackDevil> are you in the head?
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Kynetic, 
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25:00 <BlackDevil> fuck
25:00 <BlackDevil> i farted good
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i luv BlackDevil
43:00 <BlackDevil> why?
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> because ur the devil
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> everyone knows the devil
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> want some Credit cards BlackDevil ?
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> take me to your god BlackDevil
51:00 <BlackDevil> faux is god
51:00 <shadsam>  DOG BACKWARDS
51:00 <shadsam> :(
52:00 <BlackDevil> and god is a total bitch
53:00 <shadsam> CUM ALONG CAUSEHAPPINSES ISSO TRUE IM SO HAPPY
54:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:beep
54:00 <BlackDevil> why you disabled the best part of that script?
54:00 <shadsam> TOO LATE
54:00 <shadsam> HAHA
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nuthin wrong with my god
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we are all born with a god
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if you reject your its your tuff luck
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> austnet is big enough to make its own country
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> viortual city
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> for christmas everyone is getting a free earth
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> so they can build there akhira's
13:00 <Skrotus> I don't want a free earth, they're cheap and tacky
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have no authority
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i answer to no one
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pooh
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> warren g in the building
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> regulate
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mutherfuckers
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 6 days til xmas
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> https://www.facebook.com/KhloeKardashian
20:00 <BlackDevil> no one cares
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shoosh BlackDevil ill ban u
20:00 <BlackDevil> little people care about that
21:00 <Pieter> Mmmmmm chicken n vegetable pie
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
21:00 <Pieter> Plius scorched armonds
21:00 <Pieter> THIS IS AWESOME !!!
22:00 <Pieter> Im full
22:00 <Pieter> Someone pop me with a pin
22:00 <Skrotus> I never understood why they were called that
22:00 <Skrotus> they're not scorched, they're coated in chocolate
22:00 <Pieter> Im gonna float away
22:00 <Pieter> Hehehehehe
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer i could use some beer nuts
22:00 <Pieter> Scorched i hought meant toasted
22:00 <Skrotus> exactly
23:00 <Pieter> So maybe the like those asians on swanston st who sell roasted almonds
23:00 <Pieter> They cook it on a grill infront of ya
23:00 <BlackDevil> i hope you change your pass Pieter
23:00 <Serenity> they scortched before theyre put in chocolate
23:00 <Pieter> If thy just dipped it in chcoolate it would be far mor appealing and id buyit
23:00 <Serenity> raw almonds are chewy
23:00 <Pieter> I love almonds cos they make awesome marzipn
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like asians
24:00 <Pieter> Marzipaaaan :)))
24:00 <Pieter> Just did BlackDevil
24:00 <Pieter> Thanks
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they use to always buy sugar canes
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and belt people with them
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Thanks BlackDevil , ya the first to notice the fuckup
24:00 <PietSAbabe> ;)
25:00 <BlackDevil> its my job
25:00 <BlackDevil> also i hope you didnt swap them
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is $40 for a xbox original with 4 games, 1 controller, 1 steering 1 dvd remote to much?>
25:00 <BlackDevil> way too much
25:00 <Pieter> Hahaha alll fixed now ;)
26:00 <Pieter> They selling xbox 360 for $50 at cashies now
27:00 <BlackDevil> does that come with a blow job?
29:00 <Atari> nice hot day outside
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow Pieter i feel bad now
29:00 <Atari> Pieter, still modding iphones ?
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i paid $300 for my xbox 360
30:00 <BlackDevil> its not hot outside
30:00 <Atari> that's because your a BlackDevil
30:00 <Skrotus> 37 in melbourne currently
30:00 <Atari> BlackDevil, a/s/l ?
30:00 <BlackDevil> -13/f/syd
30:00 <Atari> 12/f/melb
30:00 <Atari> arghh
31:00 <fawks> you're getting 40 today Skrotus ?
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wish i was a primary school teacher
31:00 <Atari> damn
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the kids are so smart
31:00 <Atari> BlackDevil, you horny ?
31:00 <Skrotus> yeah
31:00 <fawks> we got 41 tomorrow
31:00 <Skrotus> though at this rate I think it might go higher
31:00 <Atari> i know devils have horns
31:00 <Atari> horny
31:00 <Atari> get it ? :) haha
31:00 <fawks> yikes
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> soon as the kids start highschool they hit puberty and start doing wierd shit
31:00 <BlackDevil> very horny
31:00 <fawks> don't say that
31:00 <BlackDevil> we should sissor
31:00 <Skrotus> lol
32:00 <Atari> no sense of humour
32:00 <Atari> i got a pair of scissors from the 1800's
32:00 <Atari> still in mint condition
32:00 <Atari> bought them from an auction
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go to american jewlery
33:00 <Atari> mine are silver
33:00 <Atari> costed 300$
33:00 <Atari> had them laser sharpened
33:00 <Atari> they were used by a surgeon
34:00 <Atari> you can buy weird shit at auctions
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are u a picker Atari ?
34:00 <Atari> what is a picker ?
34:00 <Atari> nose picker ?
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they pick stuff like old things, and buy them for a price and sell them for a profit
35:00 <Atari> yeah
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> like going round to garage sales finding items u know u can make a dollah on
35:00 <Atari> my house is replica edwardian
35:00 <Atari> i love antiques
35:00 <Atari> i buy expensive shit
35:00 <Atari> not fucking trash and treasure
36:00 <Atari> christies
36:00 <Atari> items that are worth something
36:00 <Pieter> Anyone on centrelink benefits and get paid weekly instead of fortnightly    >
36:00 <Pieter> ?
36:00 <Atari> something to insure
36:00 <Atari> something to invest in
36:00 <Atari> get a job Pieter
36:00 <Pieter> I do
37:00 <Atari> i worked as a labourer hauling bricks in my 20's to go to unk
37:00 <Atari> did that for 10 years
37:00 <Pieter> Whats with epople who are in here 24/7 always talking about people getting jobs
37:00 <Atari> to go to uni
37:00 <Atari> took me 10 years of saving to go to uni
38:00 <Atari> from 20 to 30
38:00 <Atari> went to uni at 30
38:00 <Atari> also worked as a bartender
38:00 <Atari> fucking easy shit jobs
38:00 <Atari> labourer is shit easy
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ikll wait til im 40 or stuck in life before i go to uni
38:00 <Atari> 35$ a hour you get as a labourer in trades
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id get $50 as a consumer advocate
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hr/
39:00 <Atari> and you become muscled, fit and healthy
39:00 <Atari> now i am a happy fat fuck
39:00 <BlackDevil> Cherilyn McGraw won a parachuting trip to Australia on "Ellen" last January.  Cherilyn and her husband, Gunnery Sgt. Brandon McGraw, took the trip last week.  On Saturday, the two of them went up in the same plane.  Cherilyn made a tandem jump, but Brandon was experienced and followed by jumping solo.
39:00 <BlackDevil> An employee from the skydiving school reportedly said just before Brandon landed, his parachute turned sharply left, then right and crashed to the ground.  He was pronounced dead at the scene.
39:00 <BlackDevil> LULZ
39:00 <Atari> i weigh 130 kilos, and i am 6'10
40:00 <Atari> love steaks
40:00 <fawks> jebus
40:00 <Atari> and i love being generous and kind and compassionate
40:00 <Atari> i never put people down, ever
41:00 <Atari> i am like a girl
41:00 <Atari> fat fucks are like that
41:00 <Atari> emos
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like court
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> judge lawyer proscutor
41:00 <Atari> remember that show nightcourt ?
41:00 <Atari> used to love that TV show
41:00 <Atari> nightcourt
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
42:00 <Atari> 80's tv show
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but i saw a court program on tv yesterday called 'the peoples court'wiuth that tmz laywer guy
42:00 <Atari> judge judy and shit is ghey shit
42:00 <Atari> totally not real
43:00 <Atari> my form of maths is with a sledgehammer
43:00 <Atari> fuck the math
43:00 <Atari> no point calculating the crime
44:00 <Atari> crime is based on content, not context, justice is blind
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this wasnt crime it was a property duis[pute
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all crims should be hung
44:00 <Atari> which is what makes crime and justice stupid
44:00 <Atari> my fav crim is ronny biggs
45:00 <Atari> i never been a crim, or commited a crime
45:00 <Atari> but if i was to pick a criminal, i would pick biggs
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I have
45:00 <Atari> he never killed anyone
45:00 <Atari> stole from HMAS
45:00 <Atari> fuck the monarchy
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ok this discussion is over
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the monarch is in the business of helping people
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> learn the law
47:00 <Atari> dude, i served the commonwealth and it's forces, i honour and serve and protect the country and its people, from whome i survive off, fuck the queen
47:00 <Atari> it aint got no business
47:00 <Atari> and they will be fucked off eventually
48:00 <Atari> i dont have to serve the queen
48:00 <Atari> leave that to the knights that serve her
48:00 <Atari> Sir's
48:00 <Atari> i would never ever want to be knighted
48:00 <Atari> being a fuck knight is a evil status
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wouldnt ethier if my story wasnt right
49:00 <Atari> think of the herecy's they commited
49:00 <Atari> cant believe elton john stooped to being knighted
49:00 <Atari> the GAY KNIGHT
49:00 <Atari> what a status
50:00 <Atari> and i love elton songs
51:00 <Atari> my story is, that my dad got shit from being in the army here in OZ for over 20 years
51:00 <Atari> paid 25 grand for his funeral, out of his own money
52:00 <Atari> fuck them
52:00 <Atari> i am going back to greece and live on a tiny island
52:00 <Atari> go back to where i belong
52:00 <Atari> fuck this country, they got no respect for the immigrants that built it
53:00 <Atari> racism is insane
53:00 <Atari> i was born in OZ
53:00 <simba> me 2
53:00 <Atari> it has changed so much OZ, love this (land)
53:00 <Atari> not the system but
53:00 <Skrotus> jesus
54:00 <Atari> system is fucked
54:00 <Atari> Skrotus, sup?
54:00 <Atari> hey simba
55:00 <Atari> simba, i aint saying greece is better in any way
55:00 <Atari> but islands are a different story
55:00 <Atari> Australia is the best country in the world to live in, atm
55:00 <Atari> and may it grow
56:00 <simba> yea were "safe"
56:00 <Atari> totally
56:00 <simba> safe fat white people
56:00 <simba> taken care of
56:00 <Atari> loved the greek island but, i spent 5 years there
57:00 <Atari> they got no respect for migration and immigrants coming in, the employers
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cartel
57:00 <Atari> australia needs to build infrastructures
57:00 <Atari> and they take down holden ?
57:00 <Atari> ffs
57:00 <Atari> fuck this
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> china stole that
58:00 <Atari> chinese are pigs
58:00 <Atari> they got too much pride
58:00 <Atari> my ex was chinese
58:00 <simba>  too much pride?
58:00 <Atari> no humbleness
58:00 <simba> what does that mean
58:00 <Atari> yes, too much pride
58:00 <Skrotus> you can't really say they took down holden
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my advice is dont talk about it
58:00 <Atari> pride, is when someone thinks they are better then another
59:00 <simba> i know what pride is...
59:00 <Atari> many factors in pride
59:00 <Atari> chinese boast on pride and humbleness and how they have it
59:00 <Atari> when they never did
59:00 <Atari> and never will
59:00 <Atari> when a country is so big, and the biggest power in the world
00:00 <Atari> they lose their minds
00:00 <simba> u
00:00 <Atari> i still think chinese women are cuties but
00:00 <Atari> sexy
00:00 <Atari> i have a indian g/f now
00:00 <Atari> from india
01:00 <Atari> she is 25, known her for 5 years
01:00 <Atari> i am 47
01:00 <Atari> and she is humble, she is hindhu, prays for me all the time
01:00 <Atari> want to marry soon
02:00 <simba> why did you leave irc for so long digerati
02:00 <Atari> get some money together
02:00 <Atari> simba, i got a life
02:00 <Atari> my dad died
02:00 <simba> didnt that happen before you left
02:00 <Atari> died in the house
02:00 <British^Meat> wait...
02:00 <simba> i remember you talking about it
02:00 <simba> also everyone here has a life
02:00 <British^Meat> didnt someone go off at me recently coz thier dad died?
02:00 <Atari> did not want dad in old age home
02:00 <simba> u arent special XD
02:00 <British^Meat> was it this guy?
02:00 <British^Meat> yer
02:00 <Atari> simba, to busy bro
02:00 <simba> he had already passed when u were here last
02:00 <British^Meat> sent me pms about it
03:00 <British^Meat> which guy was that?
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon guys his dad died
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mourn for him
03:00 <Atari> dude, he passed away a year ago
03:00 <simba> do u remember the nick bas
03:00 <simba> British^Meat
03:00 <British^Meat> not at all :/
03:00 <British^Meat> but he sent it to you too
03:00 <British^Meat> i remember u sorta felt bad
03:00 <British^Meat> or something
03:00 <Atari> dont put family in old peoples home
03:00 <Atari> that is my motto
03:00 <British^Meat> then he just went nuts
04:00 <British^Meat> coz i copied and pasted what he pmd me
04:00 <Atari> you dont want to lose the house they worked for so hard
04:00 <shadsam> WHO CUNT
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Atari my nan who recently passed had a down syndrome son who was my uncle she didnt like the idea of insituitions
04:00 <Atari> i aint losing 1 million to be given to some old peoples home simba
04:00 <Atari> my dad worked hard for this house
04:00 <simba> yea screw those places!!!!!!!!
05:00 <shadsam> I NEED TO PRESS A WARM NIGGER FRESH SHIT OK
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im scared my borhter n sister will rip me off when my parents die
05:00 <Atari> my mate keith was 80, they sent him to a old peoples home, and died 3 weeks later
05:00 <Atari> no sicknesses
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i reckon home with there children is the best place for old people
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u even get paid for takin care of them
06:00 <Atari> they got 800k the old peoples home from him
06:00 <British^Meat> so...
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> carers'payment
06:00 <Atari> for 3 weeks work
06:00 <Skrotus> become financially independant, that'll show 'em
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> depends whats going on in ur life i spose
06:00 <British^Meat> u guys are gooing to look after your frail parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncvles?
06:00 <British^Meat> going to bath them
06:00 <British^Meat> wipe thier arses
06:00 <British^Meat> clean up thier discharges
06:00 <Atari> i aint leaving a red cent, i am putting it in a swiss bank account
06:00 <Atari> swiss accounts are always stable
06:00 <British^Meat> or u want to put your kids through that, having to wipe your arse
07:00 <British^Meat> clean up your sputum
07:00 <Atari> 1 million is peanuts
07:00 <Atari> not enough for a house, car, and family
07:00 <fawks> not all old people dribble shit
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now i think of it aged care would be a good job
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the eldery are lovely
07:00 <fawks> I have 4 grandparents all alive
07:00 <fawks> and they all take care of themselves 
07:00 <Atari> fawks, care for them
07:00 <simba> "the eldery are lovely" theyre not all the same dude
07:00 <Atari> they are family
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mine of mine are alive now fawks unless i find a gf
08:00 <British^Meat> yer, obviously the ones who take care of themselves arent in  homes
08:00 <Atari> simba, they all get some form of dementia
08:00 <Atari> we all get some form of dementua
08:00 <fawks> I'm going to punch my Neighbour in the throat brb
08:00 <Atari> i should say
08:00 <simba> some of them turn vicious
08:00 <Atari> simba, because of dementia
08:00 <simba> maybe
08:00 <Atari> dementia exists in neurology
08:00 <Atari> study medicine
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can get dementia at any age
09:00 <Atari> we all get dementia
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> from drinking booze for instance
09:00 <Atari> in a way it is good
09:00 <Atari> in all ways it is bad
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the human brain can only hold so much information
10:00 <Atari> WiLd_TuRkeY, stats show, that people who never did any drugs get dementia
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i reckon technology will play a greater role in peoples lives with dementia maybe
10:00 <Q{> also its a complex competitive world
10:00 <Atari> drugs play fuck all
10:00 <Atari> it is complex
10:00 <Q{> and so many different specialities
10:00 <Atari> meditation, teas and light music
10:00 <Atari> and incense
10:00 <Atari> 4 things
11:00 <Atari> relax and breathe
11:00 <Atari> listen to the music
11:00 <fawks> I love how everyone on here is a doctor 
11:00 <Q{>  weed significantly reduce memory capability
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this makes me think of choas theroy
11:00 <Atari> concentrate on the music
11:00 <Atari> drink tea
11:00 <Q{> in many ppl
11:00 <Skrotus> except doctor
11:00 <Atari> and relax
11:00 <Atari> that is the best
11:00 <fawks> doctor is hilarious 
11:00 <Atari> doctor is on drugs
11:00 <Q{> too relax is not good neither
11:00 <wolfy> Identify://msg [email protected] identify $$?="Password?"
11:00 <Skrotus> they must be good drugs
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> new mirc alais wolfy ? download linux and write bash scripts
12:00 <MadScientist> LOL @ script
12:00 <Atari> hangover 3 was so cool
12:00 <Q{> most asian learning method training has significant empathesis on memory training
12:00 <simba> wolfy wants to settle down with one nickname and make some friends, on ya pz
12:00 <MadScientist> the command is /identify <password>
12:00 <wolfy> shortcuts
12:00 <Atari> fucking laughed at the giraffe bit
12:00 <fawks> almost everyone on here is on drugs it's insane 
12:00 <fawks> lol hangover 3 was cool.
12:00 <fawks> LOL.
13:00 <Atari> chopped the giraffes head off
13:00 <simba> most people are on drugs 
13:00 <fawks> worst
13:00 <Atari> you brain disposes natural dopamine
13:00 <wolfy> nicotine?
13:00 <Atari> that is a drug on its on
13:00 <simba> sugar
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> it depends on you own world how much drugs are in it
13:00 <simba> were all fucked on sugar
14:00 <Atari> suck on a sugar stick BlackDevil
14:00 <Skrotus> lol
14:00 <Atari> sugar cane is awesome
14:00 <Atari> we got lots of it here where i am
14:00 <Atari> near the river
15:00 <Atari> and i grow aniseed, i make Ouzo
15:00 <Atari> home brew
15:00 <Atari> i got a distillery made of copper
15:00 <simba> too much sugar for u mate
15:00 <Skrotus> I don't believe anything you say Atari 
15:00 <Skrotus> at all
15:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00 <Atari> Skrotus, making wine is for kids
15:00 <British^Meat> Atari is
15:00 <British^Meat> such a
15:00 <British^Meat> pandas
16:00 <Atari> Skrotus, that is because you lie a lot
16:00 <Atari> liars dont believe in anyone
16:00 <Skrotus> that must be it
16:00 <Atari> i studied that in psychology btw
16:00 <fawks>  this cunt reminds me of jkl
16:00 <Skrotus> lol
16:00 <simba> open your heart Skrotus
16:00 <fawks> oh now he's a psychologist 
17:00 <Atari> i am in no way a psycho
17:00 <Skrotus> oh I think you are
17:00 <Atari> i just learn from what pros know
17:00 <Atari> Skrotus, psychos know psychos well :)
17:00 <fawks> .
17:00 <fawks> ugh
17:00 <Atari> .
17:00 <Atari> ugh my arse
17:00 <simba> that is true tho
18:00 <Atari> psychologists
18:00 <Atari> short for pscho
18:00 <Atari> whatever
18:00 <simba> Yes.
18:00 <fawks> thanks for the clarification 
18:00 <Atari> psycho in greek means spirit
18:00 <Atari> re malaka
18:00 <Atari> you are greek/aussie
19:00 <fawks> how do you say shut the fuck up in greek
19:00 <simba> me?
19:00 <Atari> and you are very intelligent
19:00 <Atari> yes simba, you
19:00 <simba> yes yes yiasou
19:00 <Atari> you are very educated and literate and intelligent
19:00 <simba> skase re 
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <simba> i am not
19:00 <Atari> stop being an asshole
19:00 <fawks> wants the D
19:00 <simba> im not being an asshole either
19:00 <simba> wtf
19:00 <Atari> :)
19:00 <Atari> joking
19:00 <simba> U
19:00 <Atari> ok, sorry then
19:00 <fawks> Hahahah.
19:00 <simba> jeez im all flustered now
20:00 <Atari> cant tell in text
20:00 <simba> you had me a little concerned
20:00 <fawks> You literate guy, you.
20:00 <fawks> atari tell us more
20:00 <Atari> how are your testicles feeling atm simba ?
20:00 <simba> nice and soft
20:00 <Atari> play with them more
20:00 <Atari> arxidi
20:00 <simba> i dont really want 2
21:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/67e3c0e028f0a16348ee95c06e907371/tumblr_mxipfbOkus1qjma8no1_400.gif
21:00 <Atari> i hae sweaty balls
21:00 <Atari> hate
21:00 <simba> i hate it when my morning glory goes unattended to am i right fellas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <g^style> that is criminal when that happens
22:00 <g^style> daily
22:00 <g^style> i dont sit on my hand i bite it & imagine that my dick is hurting my hand
23:00 <fawks> um
23:00 <g^style> HERE WE GO
23:00 <g^style> dont judge
24:00 <simba> Atari is in his "Niggaz 4 Lyf" phase
26:00 <Atari> listening to yanni solo piano
26:00 <Atari> nice
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Atari> fucking love piano
27:00 <simba> your fav track is "O AETOS"
27:00 <Atari> a eagle dies in the air
27:00 <simba> zeibekiko dancing is cool
27:00 <Atari> notis sfakiannakis
27:00 <Atari> wat a name
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387419989375.jpg
27:00 <simba> those tracks are traditional as fuck 
27:00 <Atari> looks like freddy mercury
27:00 <Atari> like a typical turk
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/xKJgz6EEgP8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Notis Sfakianakis - O Aetos (Dec 17, 2009) 3:46 - Category: Music - 35,582 views - 112 likes (97.4%), 3 dislikes (2.6%)
28:00 <simba> lol turkey
28:00 <simba> gonna smoke a morning bong to that
28:00 <simba> and dance 
28:00 <Atari> aint had a smoke in 3 years
28:00 <Atari> i am jealous
28:00 <Atari> prick
28:00 <simba> lol at the owl looking into my soul
28:00 <Atari> the need for weed
29:00 <simba> ill smoek 1 for u
29:00 <Atari> my dealer got killed
29:00 <Atari> he was moron anyway
29:00 <Atari> crack head
29:00 <Atari> fuck i feel like some beer today but
29:00 <Atari> VB
30:00 <Atari> i used to drink heneiken
30:00 <Atari> but hiney have no taste like vb
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im on my 6th beer
30:00 <Atari> vb full flavor
30:00 <Atari> ever drink duff beer ?
30:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdj54cN3TOU
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sto keli 33 (Nov 18, 2008) 3:15 - Category: Music - 1,425,810 views - 2,706 likes (97.5%), 68 dislikes (2.5%)
30:00 <Atari> it is a draft
30:00 <Atari> draught
31:00 <Atari> duff beer tastes nice
31:00 <simba> i saw duff in america but didnt try it
31:00 <Atari> duff is german
31:00 <Atari> orange cans
31:00 <Atari> with homer simpson advert
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my shop dont stock duff
31:00 <Atari> i got 5 slabs of the shit
31:00 <Atari> in my cellar
31:00 <Atari> it is shit
32:00 <Atari> i offer it to guests
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> imagine booze delieverd to your house withuin the hour
32:00 <Atari> got them 1 year ago on special for 40 bucks for 24 cans
32:00 <simba> imagine if pizza places had alcohol
32:00 <Skrotus> some do
32:00 <Atari> they do
32:00 <simba> can they deliver it
32:00 <Atari> i got one here
32:00 <Atari> yes
32:00 <Atari> maribyrnong
32:00 <Skrotus> I had a terrible bottle of wine delivered once
32:00 <simba> thats rad as hell
33:00 <Skrotus> I had to order food with it though
33:00 <Atari> they deliver scotch
33:00 <Skrotus> so I got a garlic bread
33:00 <Atari> 740ml scotch
33:00 <simba> blue label
33:00 <Atari> at 50 a bottle
33:00 <simba> blue label from dominos
33:00 <Atari> they over price them
33:00 <Atari> shit labels
34:00 <Atari> you to lazy to go to thirsty camel ?
34:00 <Atari> cellabrations is cheap
34:00 <Atari> so is safeway
35:00 <Atari> i always get 25$ scotch. fucked label
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 25$
35:00 <Atari> 740ml
35:00 <Atari> yup
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer 740ml
35:00 <Atari> shit labels, generic
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> careful of homebrew
35:00 <Atari> i think they know what their doing
36:00 <Atari> some of them are flammable but
36:00 <Skrotus> no really
36:00 <Atari> it aint bacardi 151 ffs
36:00 <Atari> who the fuck would drink that shit anyway
36:00 <Atari> 151
37:00 <Atari> may as well drink turps
37:00 <Atari> get it over and done with
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drink petrol
37:00 <Atari> and rare breed is nuts
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rocket fuel
37:00 <simba> rack lines of sugar
37:00 <BlackDevil> drink bleach
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im more a diseal guy
38:00 <Atari> vin diesel :)
38:00 <simba> vincent is a cool name
38:00 <Atari> vincenzo :) yeah
38:00 <Atari> van gough was awesome
38:00 <Q{> im more of atomic guy
38:00 <Atari> drank absinthe
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha atomic 
39:00 <Atari> cant get absinthe like van gough did
39:00 <Atari> i would love to hallucinate on that shit
39:00 <Atari> fairy drink
39:00 <Atari> tastes like lime drink
39:00 <Atari> no wonder the poor bastard went mad on love and killed himself
40:00 <Atari> those painting i would die to have
40:00 <simba> he knew too much
40:00 <Atari> starry night
40:00 <simba> drouges spoiled the day
40:00 <Atari> he took heroin prolly
40:00 <Atari> and absinthe
40:00 <Atari> most pop drug to drink was heroin
40:00 <Atari> drink
41:00 <Atari> drinking heroin was the rage in the 1800's
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can drink xanax
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can drink diazapam
41:00 <simba> i found out heroin was first a brand name product
41:00 <simba> bayer in germany 
41:00 <Atari> it was simba
42:00 <Skrotus> I've had absinthe, it didn't taste anything like lime
42:00 <Atari> people drank it
42:00 <Skrotus> it was green though
42:00 <simba> it was perscribed to men and children alike
42:00 <Atari> i drank absinthe in france, it did taste like lime
42:00 <simba> prescrtiubed
42:00 <simba> prescribed lol
42:00 <Atari> maybe  it was the additive
43:00 <Atari> that was in the 80's
43:00 <Atari> last time i drank absinthe, was in the 80's in france
43:00 <Skrotus> it's aniseed flavour and you couldn't drown that out with anything
43:00 <Atari> it did taste a bit like ouzo
44:00 <Atari> but spicey
44:00 <Atari> more a cinnamon with lime
44:00 <simba> ouzo re
44:00 <Atari> i only ever liked cointreau or saint agnes cognac
45:00 <Atari> saint agnes is the best
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get bitten by a brown snake
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wanna see dynamo get bitten by a brown snake
45:00 <Atari> snakes heaps here, come kill some in maribyrnong river
46:00 <Atari> state law, they are vermin
46:00 <Atari> got the balls ?
46:00 <Atari> they get to like 2 feet long some of them
46:00 <Atari> brown snakes here
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> imagine the rush
47:00 <Atari> just grab a rock
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can lick cane toads
47:00 <Atari> never licked a cane toad
47:00 <Atari> always was tempted
47:00 <Atari> i did lsd in the 80's
47:00 <Atari> and mushies
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id love to try it
48:00 <Atari> red shrooms
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> atm
48:00 <Atari> with white spots
48:00 <Atari> dreamt for like 2 days
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats some deadly shit
48:00 <Atari> you need to lie down in bed if you ever do that
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id ask the doctors to put me in a coma
49:00 <Atari> and have a 24 hour track on mp3
49:00 <Skrotus> in the 80's
49:00 <Atari> 1987 i was 20
49:00 <Skrotus> mp3 was very popular back then
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 87 i was 4 i believe
49:00 <Atari> dude
49:00 <Atari> i am saying now
50:00 <Atari> not back then
50:00 <Atari> no mp3 back then
50:00 <Atari> dork
50:00 <Atari> you need to have a 24 hour track on mp3 now in 2014
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are u 46 now Atari ?
50:00 <Atari> to be on lsd or mush
50:00 <Atari> yes
51:00 <shAds> xxx
51:00 <simba> lying on the ground listening to music was the only thing i could do on shrooms
51:00 <Atari> actually i think mp1 was back in 1987
51:00 <Atari> i could be wrong but
51:00 <simba> getting off the floor is a whole thing
51:00 <Atari> i used to love midis
51:00 <shAds> i thought i was JESUS
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same 
51:00 <Transmatron> http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/health/love-sex/article/-/20397517/when-love-hurts-200kg-virgin-in-er-after-first-time/
51:00 <Skrotus> maybe you are shAds 
51:00 <Atari> jesus aims his penis at you
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his spirit is probably in you tho
52:00 <shAds> lol
52:00 <Atari> i aint into blood lusting freaks like jesus
52:00 <shAds> the heats knocked me out
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its fucking burning out there wont be long before its a fire
52:00 <Atari> but cant wait to see the movie Son Of God in 2014
53:00 <Atari> 20th century fox is doing it
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im waiting for the thunderstorm in the evening hopefully we get the THUNDER
53:00 <Atari> first time in history a major company as produced a christian movie
53:00 <Atari> 1080p 
54:00 <Atari> passion of christ was crap
54:00 <Atari> and not a major company did that
54:00 <Transmatron> what about 'The Bible'
54:00 <Transmatron> its a pretty epic production
54:00 <Atari> what company produced the bible ?
54:00 <Transmatron> Warner Bros
54:00 <Atari> hmm
55:00 <Atari> interesting
55:00 <Atari> didn't know that
55:00 <Atari> well good, it is old but
55:00 <Atari> not many big companys produced a lot of christian movies but
55:00 <Atari> this one is 20th century
55:00 <Atari> mgm
55:00 <simba> why would they theyre jews
56:00 <Atari> Jesus was a jew
56:00 <faux> um
56:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=601096843308433&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
56:00 <Atari> he was just a man, and a rabbi
56:00 <simba> not sure about that
56:00 <Atari> the fucking greeks made him a god
56:00 <simba> not sure he was real
56:00 <Atari> marytred him
56:00 <Atari> he was real simba
56:00 <Atari> dont be silly
56:00 <Atari> what they made him out to be was not real
56:00 <Atari> a fucking god
56:00 <Atari> like all typical greeks
57:00 <simba> jesus, yehoshua, yesus talk is banned in here 
57:00 <Atari> crucify the fuck for blasphemy
57:00 <Atari> he claims he is God
57:00 <Atari> lets see if he bleeds
57:00 <simba> "i said stop"
57:00 <Atari> if you tie hands, it stops the bleeding
57:00 <Atari> medicine simba
58:00 <Atari> luke was a doctor ffs
58:00 <Atari> i am atheist btw
58:00 <Atari> but jesus did exist
58:00 <Transmatron> yeah shut it with religion
58:00 <Atari> totally shut it now
58:00 <Transmatron> lets talk about professional wrestling instead
58:00 <Transmatron> omg
58:00 <Atari> fuxk jesus
58:00 <Transmatron> hbk vs dainel bryan
58:00 <BlackDevil> naked wrestling
59:00 <Transmatron> the heartbreak kid, the showstoppa, the main eventah
59:00 <Transmatron> shawn michales
59:00 <Transmatron> might come out of retirement
59:00 <Transmatron> for one more match :D
59:00 <Atari> daniel had a great fight with randy
59:00 <Transmatron> where is bastardly_one??
59:00 <Transmatron> definately
59:00 <Atari> daniel is a good fighter
59:00 <Transmatron> but how the match ended
59:00 <Transmatron> we fans got trolled hard
59:00 <Atari> daniel is equal to randy
59:00 <Transmatron> lol
59:00 <Transmatron> no daniel is better than randy
59:00 <Atari> cena ran it
59:00 <Transmatron> imo
00:00 <Atari> he stooped low, and punched daniel in the nuts
00:00 <Transmatron> haha yeah
00:00 <Transmatron> daniel would have won the match
00:00 <Transmatron> what do u think simba?
00:00 <Transmatron> simba
00:00 <Atari> you dont know that
00:00 <Atari> i love daniel
00:00 <Transmatron> well
00:00 <Atari> but randy is damn good
00:00 <Transmatron> daniel was getting the upper hand
00:00 <Atari> both were equal ffs
01:00 <Transmatron> randy was desperate so he gave the hit to the nuts
01:00 <simba> this subject is worse than jesus, grow up
01:00 <Transmatron> nah honestly, randy orton is bland
01:00 <Transmatron> boring
01:00 <Atari> i believe in santa clause, so fuck you
01:00 <Transmatron> and uses the same moves over and over again
01:00 <Transmatron> jsut like cena, if not worse
01:00 <Atari> :)
01:00 <Atari> santa gave me a new tie last year
01:00 <Transmatron> Randy Orton = Randy Boreton
02:00 <Atari> in return for the xbox i bought as a gift
02:00 <Atari> farkkkkk
02:00 <Atari> blue tie but
02:00 <Atari> love it
03:00 <simba> blue thai food
03:00 <Atari> blue oyster ba
03:00 <Atari> rrrrrrrr
03:00 <Atari> lalala
03:00 <Atari> simba, like men in leather ?
04:00 <Atari> i got a merv hughes moustacje
04:00 <Atari> and leather gear
10:00 <AngrymanXL> anyone in here ircing from the beach?
11:00 <BlackDevil> i am
11:00 <AngrymanXL> pic or it ddidn't happen.
12:00 <AngrymanXL> I am at the beach too. Just took a pic.
12:00 <AngrymanXL> http://cdn10.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/flauntme/blog/2010/01/legs-beach.jpg
12:00 <AngrymanXL> suddenly I feel like some hot dogs.
12:00 <Transmatron> simbas dad has a leather fetish and me makes simba suck his big toe
13:00 <AngrymanXL> so?
13:00 <AngrymanXL> who's dad doesn't do that?
13:00 <Transmatron> so nothing
13:00 <Transmatron> i think its erotic
14:00 <BlackDevil> nice hot dogs
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.opencolleges.edu.au/courses/photography/freelance-photography
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might pay in full n do that course
17:00 <BlackDevil> why not just take photos?
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Lol <AngrymanXL> anyone in here ircing from the beach?
18:00 <BlackDevil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151761855751767&set=vb.292636271766&type=2&theater
24:00 <slower> those legs look like girl legs
26:00 <Confused> life is wonderful
27:00 <slower> and warm
27:00 <Confused> if i want 1 beer to work like 3 i just drink one outside
27:00 <Confused> lol
28:00 <Confused> hi slower
28:00 <slower> anybody had to turn their ac on yet
28:00 <slower> hi confused
28:00 <Confused> i got shutters so no fans yet
28:00 <slower> well i got blinds does that count?
28:00 <BlackDevil> that kid has skills
29:00 <Confused> sorta
29:00 <slower> forcast 43 dont think its that yet
29:00 <Confused> i checked at 1pm it was 41 in melbs
29:00 <Confused> via google
29:00 <Confused> at that time i was under doona in hoody cold
30:00 <Confused> roller shutters keep heat out for sure
30:00 <slower> you sleep in a fridge Confused?
31:00 <Confused> nah only first hot day
31:00 <Confused> so place is still reasonably cool
32:00 <slower> i am trying to see if i can get by without turning on the ac
32:00 <Confused> lets hope :)
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> OooOoOoh
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> UR UNBELIEVABLE
34:00 <slower> have not seen the postie yet
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have i didnt bother stopping him cvoz its so hot out there
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> like its about to FLARE UP
35:00 <slower> wonder if they have decided not to deliver today
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they arent clouds, they are clouds of fire
35:00 <Skrotus> I got mail
35:00 <slower> WiLd_TuRkeY are you serious, if so, where?
36:00 <Skrotus> a letter from the power company to say prices are going up
36:00 <Skrotus> yay
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> werribee
38:00 <BlackDevil> do you smell your balls often WiLd_TuRkeY?
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon cmon
38:00 <slower> Skrotus its because the fools[disguised as politicians] gave all the power to power companies, there are no other corporations that are GUARANTEED profits
41:00 <slower> no political party has the guts or the will to change the rules because the bigger the cost for power, the bigger the cut for the government
42:00 <slower> *local
43:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've moved
44:00 <slower> what, from one room to another
44:00 <slower> moved your arm?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> into a new place
45:00 <slower> you picked a warm day
46:00 <BlackDevil> A+E Suspends ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star Following Racist, Homophobic Rant 
46:00 <BlackDevil> HA
46:00 <BlackDevil> shitty show anyways
49:00 <Wazzled> sorry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> did I ever
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I didn't have much to take
50:00 <slower> so what were all your wordly posessions
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she dont ly she dont ly she dont ly
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just the computer, the game console and a bag of clothers
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cocaine
51:00 <slower> you serious?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I've been in transit for a long time
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> come orbit my world
52:00 <slower> so why the shift
53:00 <AngrymanXL> It's good to have that peace of mind, isn't it?
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> youll be waiting awhile for the comet
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !google comet
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/photo-comet-lovejoy-nasa-sky-twitter-hawking/1/331776.html
56:00 <Bastardly_One> because I was with family
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and outstayed my welcome a long time ago
57:00 <Atari> fuck, i am sweating
57:00 <Atari> no air con
57:00 <Picard> poor cunt
57:00 <Picard> its 22 degrees in my house :)
58:00 <fawks> god bless my aircon 
58:00 <fawks> 16 in mind
58:00 <Atari> its 36 in mibe
58:00 <fawks> mine
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <fawks> :D
58:00 <Maurice> You guys will be getting the heatwave we had
58:00 <Atari> fuck this
58:00 <Maurice> Fuck it was horrible
58:00 <Atari> i am going to the pool
58:00 <fawks> we're only getting a day of it Maurice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we are getting it
58:00 <fawks> tomorrow will be 41
58:00 <fawks> dassit
58:00 <TheRon> i got beers and a fan
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hot for us here in the rat
59:00 <Maurice> The news said its gonna be over xmas
59:00 <fawks> thankfully not a whole week I would die
59:00 <Bastardly_One> come over for a housewarming TheRon
59:00 <Picard> Maurice u are in w.a?
59:00 <Maurice> Its 22 degrees outside :D
59:00 <Maurice> Yes
59:00 <fawks> Tuesday is 22 that's Xmas eve
59:00 <TheRon> nurses?
00:00 <slower> Maurice we are getting your heat now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you that fucked up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I must say
00:00 <Bastardly_One> surround sound in my entertainment room
00:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking massive
00:00 <Picard> 41.6 here 
00:00 <TheRon> the house will be rocking
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this dude is gonna hate it when I blast some of the crap I call music
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hope he walks through the door the moment I'm playing something woeful
01:00 <TheRon> sepultura??
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like ICP
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I've plans for him with metal
01:00 <Picard> why are u cunts on irc and not at work?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going dark norwegian metal on his arse
01:00 <TheRon> motorhead?
01:00 <slower> Bastardly_One who know, you might have to move again
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point slower
02:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps not
02:00 <TheRon> picard why aren't you flying a spaceship somewhere?
02:00 <slower> *knows
02:00 <Picard> TheRon im on shore leave
02:00 <Picard> number one has the Enterprise
02:00 <BlackDevil> im on the shore
02:00 <BlackDevil> im on a boat
03:00 <Picard> hope it sinks
03:00 <Picard> ahhhh 33 here xmas day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
04:00 <TheRon> anyone naked yet?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of smoker forgets to pack an ashtray?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but remembers his bong of coure
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *course
05:00 <TheRon> if i went to the house warming, i reckon i'd get high off the second hand smoke
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only me and the voices in my head
07:00 <TheRon> i admire chris for his inability to take a hint
08:00 <Serenity> hes too stupid to get it
08:00 <Maurice> And it's not even a hint
09:00 <Serenity> apparently because I didnt see him talking in here at 3am and didnt ban him i have to let him back in
09:00 <Serenity> ok.
09:00 <Picard> TheRon i always irc naked
09:00 <Picard> wanna see?
10:00 <Picard> Serenity i think i love you
10:00 <Serenity> you're only human
10:00 <Picard> some would say im not :P
10:00 <faux> brill https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=288102541314492&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
11:00 <faux> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrofl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=288100161314730&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
12:00 <Serenity> i accidently stole some tinsel the other day
12:00 <Serenity> #crim4lyf
13:00 <Maurice> I stole my sister a christmas tree without meaning to
13:00 <Maurice> Thanks Big W
14:00 <TheRon> as opposed to the mongols
14:00 <Serenity> rofl
14:00 <BlackDevil> i stole anal lube
14:00 <faux> how do you steal a chirstmas tree
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <MONGALOIDS> HMM
15:00 <Serenity> shove it up your jumper
15:00 <BlackDevil> throw it at someone
15:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
15:00 <faux> Maurice hid it in her vagina
16:00 <Maurice> It was in the trolley, I put my stuff through, then mum put hers through, then my sister did hers and told the girl about the tree
16:00 <Maurice> So I took the trolley out, she paid, checked docket, free tree
18:00 <TheRon> i'm going to the fridge, anybody want anything?
18:00 <Serenity> cold water plz
18:00 <Maurice> What she said
19:00 <MadScientist> ill have a karage chicken bento box thnx
20:00 <Serenity> um
20:00 <Serenity> [12:19pm] <Wazzled> be glad your female think you can give it when it comes to sex you get given too
20:00 <MadScientist> what
21:00 <Serenity> i dont know.
21:00 <TheRon> that doesn't sound right
21:00 <Maurice> Uhm
21:00 <MadScientist> is he trying to insult you
21:00 <MadScientist> rob
21:00 <Maurice> Doodle might know
21:00 <MadScientist> translate this *12:20:34 PM* <@Serenity> [12:19pm] <Wazzled> be glad your female think you can give it when it comes to sex you get given too
22:00 <Doodle> no
22:00 <Doodle> wut
22:00 <Doodle> nfi
22:00 <Doodle> looks like retardspeak
22:00 <MadScientist> i thought you were fluent in tardanese
22:00 <Doodle> only over the phone
22:00 <Doodle> i cant read it that well
22:00 <MadScientist> ahh
22:00 <Picard> who was the cunt giving out my number yesterday??
22:00 <Doodle> me
23:00 <MadScientist> who cares
23:00 <Picard> i was told Mew and some cunt names pirate
23:00 <Tuftoy> be glad ur female
23:00 <Doodle> did anyone call you
23:00 <MadScientist> like anyones gunna ring you
23:00 <Doodle> 4 good tiem
23:00 <slower> who would want it
23:00 <Picard> yes Doodle
23:00 <Mew> errrrr
23:00 <Tuftoy> u think u can give it when it comes to sex
23:00 <Doodle> ooer
23:00 <Mew> wot
23:00 <Doodle> did you make any money
23:00 <Tuftoy> but in reality u have sex given to u
23:00 <Picard> i just answer it and leave the phone on the desk
23:00 <Mew> is your number 0417828469?
23:00 <Picard> Mew i was told it was u and your dead beat bf
23:00 <Serenity> picard you were posting their personal info so dont act all offended lol
23:00 <Tuftoy> Mew yeah give me a buzz lol
24:00 <Picard> wtf Serenity
24:00 <MadScientist> lol
24:00 <Picard> i did wat?
24:00 <MadScientist> here we go
24:00 <Tuftoy> where are we going?
24:00 <British^Meat> Picard u suck
24:00 <Picard> i dont even know Mew`s personal detailds
24:00 <British^Meat> go away
24:00 <British^Meat> trouble maker
24:00 <Picard> -d
25:00 <Mew> never take away the d
25:00 <MadScientist> lololol
25:00 <Tuftoy> Mew everyone wants to know ur personal details
25:00 <Mew> hot
25:00 <Mew> sweaty
25:00 <Serenity> OH right so this wasnt you then? [7:23pm] <Picard> http://imgur.com/S5***CO
26:00 <Serenity> to which the original link goes to a pic of mew and pirate
26:00 <Serenity> with their names
26:00 <British^Meat> oh kind of TWAT gives out thier personal info on IRC?
26:00 <British^Meat> Ohhhhhhh thats right, Picard and Pandas
26:00 <British^Meat> Great team those 2
26:00 <MadScientist> picard lying again
26:00 <Mew> hahaha
26:00 <Picard> its a pic, names are fake as far as i know
26:00 <Serenity> rubbish
26:00 <Tuftoy> shit again
26:00 <Mew> damn
26:00 <Picard> not rubbish
27:00 <MadScientist> noone believes you Picard
27:00 <Serenity> all im saying is. you posted it with the intention of their info being out there. dont complain if it gets done back
27:00 <Serenity> shh
27:00 <Picard> nope
27:00 <Picard> my info was posted before that pic
27:00 <MadScientist> i will not
27:00 <MadScientist> Q.Q
27:00 <Mew> youre cooked picardio
27:00 <Mew> ive been at work all day lol
28:00 <Tuftoy> have u been working hard Mew?
28:00 <Picard> it was yesterday Mew
28:00 <Mew> yes tufty
28:00 <Mew> v hard
28:00 <Tuftoy> mmm I don't believe u
28:00 <Tuftoy> what do u do for work Mew?
28:00 <Mew> what was pasted yesterday
29:00 <Picard> my number Mew
29:00 <Picard> by u and pirate
29:00 <simba> what do you do for work Tuftoy
29:00 <Serenity> can i call you
29:00 <MadScientist> call you maybe
29:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
29:00 <MONGALOIDS> 8888888888
29:00 <Serenity> ill only breathe a little hevay
29:00 <Serenity> wtf heavy
29:00 <Loud> oh
29:00 <Picard> that will turn me on
29:00 <Loud> hi
29:00 <MONGALOIDS> FAUKS ISA MONG
29:00 <Picard> please do
29:00 <MadScientist> picard just got a raging hardon thinkin about Serenity calling him
29:00 <Loud> hot
29:00 <Tuftoy> simba I'm a pimp
30:00 <MONGALOIDS> Pimp it
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt see your number get posted tho
30:00 <Serenity> you'll have to hook me up
30:00 <Picard> lol
30:00 <MONGALOIDS> hook a brother up
30:00 <Tuftoy> I'm pimping Picards number
30:00 <simba> <Mew> is your number 0417828469? - is this Picard?
30:00 <MadScientist> call it n find out
30:00 <MONGALOIDS> simba posting numbers
30:00 <Tuftoy> lol call Picard and find out, say hi
30:00 <MONGALOIDS> BAN
30:00 <MadScientist> sign it up to a bunch of premium sms services
30:00 <Picard> simba needs a zline
31:00 <simba> repasting numbers doesnt get you banned
31:00 <faux> fuck off MONGALOIDS you retard
31:00 <MONGALOIDS> +B SIMBA
31:00 <Serenity> ZLION
31:00 <British^Meat> why did u give out your number idiot Picard?
31:00 <Tuftoy> simba have u called yet
31:00 <BlackDevil> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo who gets zlined?
31:00 <MONGALOIDS> FUCKUP FAUX U MONG
31:00 <simba> no
31:00 <Loud> same BlackDevil
31:00 <Loud> this aint fun
31:00 <MONGALOIDS> BLACK RETARD
31:00 <faux> eat shit faggot
31:00 <Serenity> everyone BlackDevil
31:00 <faux> all you do is bitch and moan stfu
31:00 <MadScientist> zline yamum
32:00 <MONGALOIDS> NO1 LIKES FAWKZ
32:00 <Serenity> who is this guy
32:00 <faux> shads
32:00 <Tuftoy> everyone loves faux
32:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhh
32:00 <faux> the only faggot who types in caps
32:00 <faux> IM HERE GUYS LOOK AT ME
32:00 <faux> IM 40 AND MAKE SHIT MUSIC LOL
33:00 <Loud> go ops
33:00 <faux> HELLO YES
33:00 <Tuftoy> faux I can't see u
33:00 <Loud> huh
33:00 <Loud> i in again
33:00 <MadScientist> fucking shitcuntshads
33:00 <Loud> bann me
33:00 <Loud> fuckers
33:00 <simba> hi chris
33:00 <Loud> and i do it again
33:00 <Loud> lol
33:00 <faux> i in again
33:00 <MadScientist> take a hint chris
33:00 <MadScientist> FUCK OFF
33:00 <Serenity> ffs
34:00 <simba> surely if chris goes shads goes
34:00 <Serenity> oh no.
34:00 <BlackDevil> lol
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <MadScientist> :o
34:00 <BlackDevil> fail
34:00 <British^Meat> so noob
34:00 <British^Meat> ruining austnet
34:00 <MadScientist> lolololo
34:00 <Serenity> that was fucked
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <MadScientist> destroying #melbourne
34:00 <simba> longie doesnt matter anymore anyway
34:00 <MadScientist> one owner at a time
34:00 <faux> i dont think he gives a shit about this plae
34:00 <faux> im surprised he stil pays for it
34:00 <Serenity> he doesnt pay for anything
34:00 <MadScientist> do you blame him
34:00 <Picard> longie is banned?
35:00 <faux> nope MadScientist
35:00 <MadScientist> with all these shitcunts left
35:00 <simba> lol at the slow old man Picard
35:00 <Serenity> its still essentially owned by ryan
35:00 <BlackDevil> Longie is back!
35:00 <faux> he told me he pays
35:00 <faux> him and thewjm used to split fees
35:00 <British^Meat> simba and Mew are the only ones in here from SA i like
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1980-2000 anyone here born in those years?
35:00 <faux> why would he lie about paying lol
35:00 <Serenity> of a server that doesnt exist anymore
35:00 <Serenity> he doesnt pay for austnet
35:00 <British^Meat> i swear, not all adeladians are like beagle, Picard, Pandas, and Transmor JKL SAEMON
35:00 <Serenity> that belongs to ryan
35:00 <British^Meat> honest
35:00 <faux> :|
36:00 <simba> jkl probably isnt from adelaide
36:00 <simba> and um picard isnt from adelaide
36:00 <TheRon> christopher pyne is south australian
36:00 <Picard> simba u have no idea where im from
36:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure that fat shit was from adelaide
36:00 <simba> mildura
36:00 <simba> bogan city
36:00 <British^Meat> he goes for Port
36:00 <Picard> adelaide is so backward its still 1984 
36:00 <simba> rural victoria/sa in the middle in no mans land or some crap
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you all sound like spoiled chrildren
36:00 <Serenity> i go for carlton im not from victoria
37:00 <Picard> sorry Serenity
37:00 <Serenity> what
37:00 <Picard> im sorry
37:00 <Picard> to hear of your misfortune 
37:00 <TheRon> it's not just 30 mins you lose, it's 30 years
37:00 <Picard> i wont hold it against you
37:00 <Serenity> no misfortune here champ
37:00 <British^Meat> Picards Phone number is up for grabs
37:00 <Picard> TheRon i agree
38:00 <British^Meat> do u like pranks calls Picard?
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone brave enuff to bear the sun for $2 ?
38:00 <Picard> British^Meat its been out there for years who care
38:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <British^Meat> u do
38:00 <Maurice> YOU care
38:00 <British^Meat> apparently
38:00 <Tuftoy> what madeu give out ur number Picard?
38:00 <Maurice> You're the one who started
38:00 <TheRon> which is more appealing, a stay in adelaide or a stay in longmarsh??
38:00 <Picard> Tuftoy i didnt
38:00 <British^Meat> yer, i didnt know his phone number was out there till he started bitching about it
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Farkkkkkkkkkk Im out of boozeeeeeeeeeeee
38:00 <BlackDevil> come to my house WiLd_TuRkeY
38:00 <Tuftoy> as if Picard, then how did they get ur number?
39:00 <BlackDevil> and use the chasity belt i gave you
39:00 <Tuftoy> BlackDevil do u have a party going on?
39:00 <Picard> a little bitch in perth gave it to chunky
39:00 <BlackDevil> a sexy party?
39:00 <British^Meat> can i call you at 4am Picard?
39:00 <British^Meat> seems a sensible hour to chat
39:00 <BlackDevil> phone sex
39:00 <Picard> British^Meat u can do whatever pleases you, my phone is off at night :P
39:00 <Serenity> maybe ill post my own number so i get some calls
39:00 <Picard> pm it to me Serenity
40:00 <AngrymanXL> temperature going down. Praise the Lord.
40:00 <Tuftoy> Serenity I think u will get more then some calls lol
40:00 <Serenity> ill text some boobs to your number ok
40:00 <simba> wtf i didnt post any phone numbers
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Serenity> oops
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
40:00 <Picard> lol Serenity no dont do that
40:00 <British^Meat> bwahah
40:00 <BlackDevil> look at this eyelash http://cdn.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ba_qQbZCQAAJi8c-550x733.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> oh your wife might not like that huh
41:00 <MadScientist> text me boobs instead
41:00 <Picard> perhaps
41:00 <MadScientist> LOL
41:00 <Tuftoy> text us boobs instead
41:00 <MadScientist> better yet just paste boobs here
41:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Tuftoy> no text is more personal lol
43:00 <Picard> hrmmm 
44:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/53/42/5342abf47e25b6009eb1209817078458.jpg
44:00 <Serenity> mmmmmmm
44:00 <MadScientist> mad boobs
44:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
44:00 <Picard> you wish
45:00 <Serenity> wish what
45:00 <Picard> they were yours
45:00 <Serenity> pff they arent mine
45:00 <Serenity> they are suicide girl boobs
45:00 <Picard> i know
45:00 <Serenity> theyre smaller than mine
45:00 <Picard> yours are not that big or perky
46:00 <Serenity> i didnt say anything about perky lol
46:00 <MadScientist> :)
46:00 <Serenity> i said theyre smaller than mine
46:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> ok all this boob talk has me horny im off to wank at old pics of Serenity
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba is a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
48:00 <Serenity> he prefers me younger
48:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
49:00 <Picard> no they are all i have u got tight with new pics 
49:00 <simba> not clicking
49:00 <Picard> simba y are u zline evading?
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Newsweek used the term Generation 9/11 to refer to young people who were between the ages of 10 and 20 on September 11, 2001.
50:00 <simba> never you mind 
50:00 <Picard> simba should be removed
50:00 <Mew> i cant believe thats actually picards number lol
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY>  The first reference to "Generation 9/11" was made in the cover story of the November 12, 2001 issue of Newsweek Magazine. This could be considered a sub-group in Generation Y
50:00 <Picard> BlackDevil please remove simba
50:00 <British^Meat> grow a set Picard
50:00 <Mew> it was almost too easy
51:00 <simba> its out there now
51:00 <Mew> awwww yeeeee boi
51:00 <simba> he'll have to start turning his phone off at night
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello Mew u beautiful beast
51:00 <British^Meat> hah
51:00 <Mew> MaStA HaKkA
51:00 <Picard> simba i always turn my phone off at night, u moron
51:00 <British^Meat> really?
51:00 <British^Meat> mines always on
51:00 <Mew> hahaha
51:00 <Picard> really
51:00 <British^Meat> its my alarm and my radio
51:00 <British^Meat> i have no need to turn it off
52:00 <g^style> and vibrator
52:00 <simba> no you dont
52:00 <Picard> goes off around 10pm and back on at 7
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Eric Greenberg, author of Generation We: How Millennial Youth Are Taking Over America and Changing Our World Forever cites the age range from 1978-2000
52:00 <Mew> lets all ring picard
52:00 <British^Meat> pointless Picard
52:00 <Mew> as a team
52:00 <Picard> why is it pointless?
52:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/94/a6/94a68bb22c381763904c5fe7a97b0214.jpg
52:00 <British^Meat> im gonna ring him from my olds house
52:00 <g^style> ring at 10:01pm
52:00 <Serenity> peep
52:00 <Picard> do you know anything about me?
52:00 <British^Meat> they have a private number
52:00 <British^Meat> yes Picard
52:00 <British^Meat> i know u have a shrivel dick
53:00 <British^Meat> and u look like kyle gass
53:00 <g^style> he unplugs house phone @ 10pm as well
53:00 <Picard> lol @ the moron who doesnt know how to put his phone on private
53:00 <British^Meat> and u turn your phone off at 10pm
53:00 <Picard> yes i do
53:00 <British^Meat> and on again at 7am
53:00 <Picard> or it just goes on silent
53:00 <Serenity> my phone blocks private numbers
53:00 <Serenity> so good
53:00 <Picard> good idea Serenity
53:00 <g^style> now your changing your story
53:00 <Skrotus> why would you want to talk to Picard anyway?
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <British^Meat> oh dear, dropping like flies
54:00 <Serenity> doesnt let private numbers or any number that i dont know through
54:00 <Picard> call me, listen to me wank
54:00 <TheRon> $5.95 a minute?
54:00 <Picard> simba 
54:00 <Picard> its time to go lad    
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> those crazy guys
55:00 <Picard> you`re next
55:00 <BlackDevil> cant they take a hint?
55:00 <British^Meat> so why did u give out your number Picard?
55:00 <BlackDevil> stay zlined
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone want a vhost msg me $5
55:00 <Picard> British^Meat keep up lad, i didnt give it out
55:00 <Picard> Mew
55:00 <British^Meat> how did they get it then?
55:00 <British^Meat> im totes confused
55:00 <Picard> chunky got it
56:00 <British^Meat> how did chunky get it?
56:00 <faux> i love how BlackDevil literally does nothing ever
56:00 <Picard> you would have to ask chunky that 
56:00 <TheRon> you bet on horses brittish??
56:00 <faux> and now hes zlining people for nothing
56:00 <BlackDevil> hi faux
56:00 <faux> loser
56:00 <Picard> for nothing?
56:00 <TheRon> you said you were tote confused
56:00 <BlackDevil> im watching a movie about you
56:00 <British^Meat> faux, except post pics of arseholes and vaginas
56:00 <BlackDevil> Carrie
56:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it
56:00 <faux> exactly British^Meat
56:00 <BlackDevil> gets her first period at age 18
57:00 <faux> hes taken the moral highground now 
57:00 <faux> picard was the one who mentioned his number first anwyway
57:00 <British^Meat> oh well Picard, maybe you have learned a lesson
57:00 <faux> attn seeking
57:00 <British^Meat> i hope so
57:00 <Picard> what lesson?
57:00 <British^Meat> dont give out your number on irc?
57:00 <Picard> who cares i get a couple of prank calls from a private number
57:00 <British^Meat> its what were talking about
57:00 <British^Meat> cmon, work with me here
58:00 <Picard> its not my money wasted when i answer it and leave the phone on the desk
58:00 <British^Meat> i get free calls and txt
58:00 <British^Meat> i suspct a lot of others do too
58:00 <Picard> these cunts on the dole will run out of credit soon enough
58:00 <British^Meat> its 2013
58:00 <British^Meat> lol credit, ok
58:00 <BlackDevil> do you get free anal?
58:00 <Picard> lol British^Meat you dont really think these losers can afford to be on a plan
59:00 <British^Meat> just stop being a trouble maker Picard
59:00 <Picard> i love free anal
59:00 <TheRon> i fucked an anal girl once
59:00 <Picard> what trouble British^Meat
59:00 <TheRon> she just so neat and tidy
00:00 <Serenity> does credit even exist anymore? arent all pre paids just access periods now
00:00 <simba> BlackDevil blows his own dad!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Transmatron> on great, simba is here. 
00:00 <TheRon> 36.5 currently in ballarat
00:00 <Transmatron> -.-
00:00 <Picard> i was at bunnings today, this stupid asian cunt left his wallet,keys and phone sitting on a shelf and walked off
00:00 <Picard> simba are u angry
00:00 <Picard> such rage lad
00:00 <simba> im pretty good
00:00 <simba> u
00:00 <Picard> Serenity yes credit does exist, my kids have it
01:00 <Picard> simba why are u evading a zline?
01:00 <Transmatron> you have kids?
01:00 <Transmatron> at least you've accomplished that in life
01:00 <Picard> Transmatron yes.
01:00 <Transmatron> unlike bastardly_one
01:00 <Transmatron> he is like what, 50?
01:00 <Picard> brb gotta do something
01:00 <Transmatron> and has never even married
01:00 <Transmatron> tragic
01:00 <Sevi> Why is that tragic?
01:00 <Transmatron> its sad
02:00 <Sevi> Why?
02:00 <Transmatron> that he will be alone
02:00 <Transmatron> we only have one life
02:00 <Skrotus> not me
02:00 <Transmatron> why wouldnt one want a family
02:00 <Transmatron> children
02:00 <Sevi> You don't need to be with someone to be happy
02:00 <British^Meat> how is your wife and children Transmatron?
03:00 <Transmatron> stop trying to justify your own similar tragic and pathetic situation similar to bastardly_one's
03:00 <Transmatron> if that helps you sleep at night sevi
03:00 <Transmatron> then good for you though
03:00 <Transmatron> British^Meat i dont have any yet, but im 26
03:00 <Transmatron> by 36
03:00 <Transmatron> i aim to have some
04:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
04:00 <Skrotus> it's probably better for everyone involved that you don't
04:00 <Transmatron> i wont be having nothing at 50 yrs of age like bastardly_one
04:00 <British^Meat> do you live with your mummy and daddy
04:00 <British^Meat> why dont you have a GF at 26?
04:00 <British^Meat> is there something wrong with you?
04:00 <Transmatron> British^Meat thats personal and private information
04:00 <Transmatron> and yes, i do have a gf
04:00 <faux>         LOL
04:00 <British^Meat> nah
04:00 <Transmatron> never said i didnt
04:00 <British^Meat> i doubt that
04:00 <faux> your hand doesnt count
04:00 <Transmatron> i have both actually
04:00 <Transmatron> a gf and a bf
04:00 <British^Meat> i mean
04:00 <British^Meat> a real one
04:00 <Transmatron> because i am bi-scurious
04:00 <British^Meat> like not on in america
05:00 <AngrymanXL> how do I get nmon on opensuse?
05:00 <Transmatron> curoius*
05:00 <British^Meat> i REAL life one
05:00 <Transmatron> u got a problem with that?
05:00 <British^Meat> who lives less that 20kms from u
05:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <faux> genuine tears
05:00 <Transmatron> British^Meat u are clearly trying to antagonize me
05:00 <British^Meat> yup
05:00 <faux> im so embarrassed for him
06:00 <Transmatron> i am not going to fall to your trap.
06:00 <British^Meat> ok then
06:00 <AngrymanXL> Hot day today. Will Prophet Flannery make an appearance on the news again today?
06:00 <Transmatron> sevi
06:00 <faux> you already did by lying bout a gf
06:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking of takin up cycling, i'm bike curious
06:00 <Transmatron> is not a lie
06:00 <Sevi> ??
06:00 <faux> lol  TheRon
06:00 <Transmatron> how old are you sevi?
07:00 <Sevi> I'm 34
07:00 <AngrymanXL> 12
07:00 <TheRon> so got the stubbie holder isnt working
08:00 <Skrotus> just drink them faster TheRon 
08:00 <TheRon> oh alriight
08:00 <TheRon> no need to tell me twice
08:00 <Transmatron> oh thats not too bad then sevi
08:00 <Transmatron> at least ur not 50 and single and alon
08:00 <Transmatron> theres still time for you yet
09:00 <Sevi> It wouldn't matter to me if I was
09:00 <Transmatron> u can still get pregnant at 40
09:00 <Transmatron> there are cases
09:00 <Sevi> Time for WHAT?
09:00 <Transmatron> so its not an impossibility
09:00 <British^Meat> when will Transmatron mention B1 again?
09:00 <Transmatron> time to get married
09:00 <British^Meat> soon?
09:00 <Transmatron> have chilren
09:00 <Transmatron> have a family
09:00 <Transmatron> duh
09:00 <Sevi> Who said I wanted any of that?
10:00 <Transmatron> why dont you want any of that?
10:00 <Sevi> Who said I HAVE to have that?
10:00 <Transmatron> so u want no legacy?
10:00 <TheRon> i should be at bowls practice right now
10:00 <TheRon> too hot
10:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee
10:00 <Transmatron> your name, your bloodline, ends with you?
10:00 <British^Meat> idiot Transmatron
10:00 <Sevi> I'm female 
10:00 <British^Meat> chicks cant pass on the name
10:00 <Skrotus> they should do it indoors TheRon 
10:00 <Transmatron> whos gona take care of you when u are old?
10:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
10:00 <Sevi> What diff does it make
11:00 <Transmatron> maybe not name, but bloodlin
11:00 <Transmatron> bloodline
11:00 <British^Meat> yhou should just move out of your parents place already Transmatron
11:00 <Transmatron> id like to have alot of children, so i can have a big network of support and care when im old
11:00 <Sevi> There are enough family members to keep my bloodline going why do I have to do what others do?
11:00 <Transmatron> and when im on my death bed
11:00 <Transmatron> id be surrouned by my fmaily
11:00 <TheRon> some places have a roof with shade
11:00 <Transmatron> not wrinkling away all alone in some nursing home
12:00 <Sevi> Good for you Transmatron 
12:00 <Transmatron> with no one even remembering
12:00 <Transmatron> that i ever existed
12:00 <British^Meat> hows it all working out for u then Transmatron?
12:00 <British^Meat> id moved out when i was 26
12:00 <British^Meat> and was in a rather steady relationship
12:00 <doctor> they'd all hate you for bringing them into this world for your selfish desire to be taken care of
12:00 <British^Meat> one of man
12:00 <British^Meat> ooer
12:00 <British^Meat> lol many
13:00 <simba> decent blueprint British^Meat one to look up to
13:00 <doctor> theres a huge problem in china because of that
13:00 <Transmatron> no they wont doctor
13:00 <British^Meat> nawwww
13:00 <British^Meat> no ones ever called a blueprint b4
13:00 <British^Meat> u big lug
13:00 <TheRon> playing online poker down to the final 4 out of 90 players
13:00 <Transmatron> simba do u have a gf?
13:00 <Transmatron> oh wait, ur a faggot
14:00 <Transmatron> whoops mah bayd
14:00 <simba> ye- oh
14:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
14:00 <simba> its her brothers 8th birthday tonight all you can eat so i havent eaten today
14:00 <TheRon> listening to boyz II men - end of the line
14:00 <TheRon> love this song
14:00 <Skrotus> :/
14:00 <Transmatron> wtf
15:00 <Transmatron> its this like homosexual hour or something?
15:00 <TheRon> and i'm out of the poker game
15:00 <simba> yeah your dad just came over
15:00 <TheRon> beat with AJ i had A9 suited
15:00 <TheRon> damn it
16:00 <Transmatron> AJ styles?
16:00 <TheRon> ace jack numnuts
16:00 <Transmatron> former TNA world heavyweight champion
16:00 <TheRon> i had aces and nines
18:00 <Transmatron> aces and eights
18:00 <Transmatron> tna bikie gang stable
18:00 <Transmatron> ran by bully ray ass president
19:00 <Transmatron> aka bubba ray dudley
19:00 <British^Meat> is it true Transmatron..........
19:00 <British^Meat> that you only like wrestling coz you like seeing 2 blokes get pounded around the ring
19:00 <Transmatron> what is?
19:00 <Transmatron> yes and no
19:00 <Transmatron> i am bi-curious
19:00 <Transmatron> so i am attracted to men
20:00 <Transmatron> but i also love wrestling due to the theatrics of it, the entertainment factor and the athletiscm of the performers
20:00 <British^Meat> who is your celebrity man crush?
20:00 <British^Meat> i mean a proper one
20:00 <Transmatron> and of course, being bi-curious, oiled up muscly men is always a bonus ;P
20:00 <British^Meat> not a wrestler
20:00 <Transmatron> hrmm
20:00 <British^Meat> when r u going to retire this character?
20:00 <Transmatron> i would say brad pitt
20:00 <British^Meat> were jkl and Saemon also homosexuals?
20:00 <Transmatron> when he was in interview with the vampire
21:00 <Sevi> Eww 
21:00 <British^Meat> this chracter has run his course
21:00 <Transmatron> as louie de pon du la
21:00 <British^Meat> u should make a new one
21:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
22:00 <simba> god hes bad
24:00 <Picard> simba still evading
25:00 <British^Meat> so?
25:00 <Picard> its naughty
25:00 <British^Meat> grow some
25:00 <Picard> i have some, bigger then yours
25:00 <simba> Picards phone still off
25:00 <Picard> its never off during the day moron
25:00 <AngrymanXL> isn't space really, really fucking cold?
26:00 <simba> it is now
26:00 <AngrymanXL> how is the ISS overheating?
26:00 <simba> i heard your voicemail
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Picard> whats it say?
26:00 <British^Meat> what does he sound like?
26:00 <simba> whats it say? lol i need to prove i called it?
26:00 <simba> its generic as fuck
26:00 <simba> hello youve called andrew etc etc
26:00 <simba> you sound less bogan then i thought
26:00 <simba> but youre still a simpleton
26:00 <Picard> because u didnt hear it, you didnt call, you are a liar
26:00 <simba> ......
26:00 <simba> im not lying
26:00 <Picard> well what does it say
26:00 <British^Meat> andy small chode :)
26:00 <Picard> ?
27:00 <simba> 15:56:18 <simba> its generic as fuck
27:00 <simba> 15:56:22 <simba> hello youve called andrew etc etc
27:00 <simba> learn to read
27:00 <British^Meat> i doubt he took a metal recording of it
27:00 <Picard> lies
27:00 <British^Meat> who does that
27:00 <British^Meat> im sure simba just heard your voicemail and hung up
27:00 <British^Meat> its what id do
27:00 <Picard> he didnt call
27:00 <British^Meat> ok
27:00 <simba> 4:1)
27:00 <simba> he knows i did hes just digging
27:00 <simba> he turned his phone off 
27:00 <simba> lmao
28:00 <Picard> its not off
28:00 <Picard> :P
28:00 <Doodle> IS IT ON
28:00 <Picard> im actually waiting for a call
28:00 <Doodle> ITS ON
28:00 <Doodle> HAVE I GOT IT ON
28:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll
28:00 <TheRon> 36.5 doodle
28:00 <Doodle> w8n 4 a m8
28:00 <simba> its back on now guys
28:00 <Doodle> yeh bit warm TheRon
29:00 <Doodle> i'm on standby
29:00 <TheRon> down the pub?
29:00 <Picard> its never been off moron
29:00 <Doodle> lol no
29:00 <Doodle> not allowed
29:00 <Picard> y not?
30:00 <Doodle> cos i'm on standby for work
30:00 <Doodle> theyre paying me not to drink
30:00 <Doodle> and to talk to you 
30:00 <Picard> wow i feel so lucky
31:00 <TheRon> if i didn't have to get to the pub i'd be there right now
31:00 <Doodle> inorite
31:00 <Picard> might have a nap
31:00 <Picard> been a long day
31:00 <British^Meat> phone off for nap?
31:00 <Doodle> i have to reset my airbag light
31:00 <Picard> silent
31:00 <British^Meat> or just at 10pm?
31:00 <Doodle> its decided to be all xmassy and flash at me
32:00 <simba> left my wallet in el segundo
32:00 <Picard> and im tipping it had no money in it
32:00 <simba> lmaoooooooooooooo
32:00 <simba> hes fired up!
33:00 <simba> like the time he spammed me with "no rage here"
33:00 <simba> a giant contradiction
33:00 <simba> all time classic
33:00 <British^Meat> hah
33:00 <British^Meat> tsk tsk Picard
33:00 <Picard> simba is raging because he was zlined
33:00 <British^Meat> yer?
33:00 <simba> he had 2 ask pollock how to set a timer, he was just hitting the up key in my PM box
33:00 <British^Meat> yer i reckon he did that to me once
33:00 <British^Meat> it was weird
34:00 <simba> did he threaten to get your address from someone who doesnt have it too?
34:00 <Picard> brb
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> yer
34:00 <British^Meat> i dunno  how that would happen
34:00 <British^Meat> unless i gave it out
34:00 <British^Meat> how did they get your number Picard?
36:00 <Picard> i did?
36:00 <Picard> you guys tell great stories
37:00 <TheRon> this one time at band camp......
37:00 <Picard> British^Meat loved band camp 
37:00 <British^Meat> tell me a story
37:00 <British^Meat> of how someone managed to get your phone number
37:00 <Picard> he let the other band members probe his arse
37:00 <British^Meat> now you're just being childish
37:00 <Picard> are you a little slow British^Meat?
38:00 <British^Meat> yes
38:00 <British^Meat> so explain it to me in basic
38:00 <Picard> i explained that you would have to ask chunky how he got my number
38:00 <Picard> i have no idea how he got it
38:00 <Picard> give chunky a call
38:00 <British^Meat> none at all?
38:00 <Picard> none.
38:00 <British^Meat> weird
38:00 <faux> its cos you emailed him isnt it
38:00 <Picard> can i make it and easier for you?
38:00 <faux> i thikn i remember 
39:00 <faux> that was when chucky was learning how to copy and paste
39:00 <Picard> he is a master hacker
39:00 <faux> he didnt know how to
39:00 <faux> rofl.
40:00 <simba> haha hes so dumb why does he pretend things didnt happen instead of just copping it and trying to reply with something back
40:00 <British^Meat> i know
40:00 <Picard> brb phone
40:00 <British^Meat> do u think he thinks he tricked us coz he is older?
40:00 <simba> yes
40:00 <Loof_> who we talkiong about?
40:00 <simba> thestig is even worse
40:00 <simba> Picard
40:00 <simba> Loof do you have a tinychat room?
41:00 <simba> bonita applebum 
41:00 <Loof_> nah i just go on radioxenu one
41:00 <simba> oh yes
41:00 <simba> there are people having legit debates on ther its funny
41:00 <simba> old guys that demand you listen to them
42:00 <simba> otherwise they lose their train of thought
42:00 <Loof_> are they baked?
42:00 <Loof_> or drunk?
42:00 <simba> yea there are shitloads of 420 rooms
44:00 <TheRon> flo rida - low
45:00 <AngrymanXL> Cody Simpson ft. Flo Rida - ai ai ai ai
45:00 <TheRon> dear god
46:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3PI6WW4sJQ
46:00 <TheRon> cody simpson thats that faggy 15 yo isn''t it??
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cody Simpson - iYiYi ft. Flo Rida (Aug 27, 2012) 4:24 - Category: Entertainment - 211,141 views - 825 likes (95.8%), 36 dislikes (4.2%)
46:00 <Transmatron> alright my boyfriend just called for a quickie, im so glad im bi-curious lol later losers ima go get laid :P
46:00 <simba> me 2
48:00 <Q{> pff, not even tri-sexual
48:00 <slower> you mean a dick showed up your shit hole
48:00 <AngrymanXL> selfsexual
48:00 <TheRon> beast-sexual?
49:00 <Picard> <simba> yea there are shitloads of 420 rooms   <----english lad
49:00 <MadScientist> nothing wrong with a dick in your shit hole
49:00 <MadScientist> it is english
49:00 <slower> if thats what turns you on
49:00 <Picard> shitloads of 420 rooms?
49:00 <MadScientist> sometimes
49:00 <MadScientist> yes
49:00 <simba> hahaha Picard doesnt understand
49:00 <simba> google it old man
49:00 <TheRon> picard even i know what 420 is
49:00 <MadScientist> do you know what 420 os
49:00 <MadScientist> ia
49:00 <MadScientist> fuck
50:00 <MadScientist> is*
50:00 <British^Meat> that phone call Picard, was it on your mobile? or land line?
50:00 <simba> i love how he overanalyses my text and it confuses him
50:00 <simba> hes in love i think
50:00 <Picard> both
50:00 <Q{> its a more politically correct term for gays huh
50:00 <British^Meat> convenient!
50:00 <British^Meat> so your phone, your mobile, literally is turned on, right now?
50:00 <AngrymanXL> check your privilege 
50:00 <TheRon> butt buddies?
51:00 <Picard> yes i said that before British^Meat, u really need to keep up lad
51:00 <British^Meat> cool
51:00 <British^Meat> just checking
51:00 <British^Meat> on and available to accept calls yer?
51:00 <Picard> yes
51:00 <Q{> British^Meat, is a handsome lad?
52:00 <Picard> :P
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> phoar
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> carried punching bag home
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
53:00 <TheRon> did you beat up some kid and take him home?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> went to Synergy fight shop up the road grab this bag
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> weighs more than me ffs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i had it on hold for couple months cause they make their own gear
54:00 <British^Meat> do you really weigh yourself PandasDontDrive?
54:00 <British^Meat> how much?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> got this tactical cam recordin the lounge room lol
54:00 <British^Meat> and why do you do that?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah hardly do
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> 73.1 atm
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause now im back to training
54:00 <British^Meat> lol ok
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ok
54:00 <British^Meat> training for what?
54:00 <British^Meat> oh, to make your back better
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> for?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
55:00 <British^Meat> or was it your knee or something?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> no, sure yeah i have a bad back but what's that got to do with training?
55:00 <British^Meat> to make it better
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're fucking dumb man
55:00 <British^Meat> so you can go back to work
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> we get trained by one of the great trainers Nermin
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant get better
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> knows tyson
55:00 <Picard> British^Meat is a little bit slow PandasDontDrive dont be so hard on him
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> top bloke
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer ino too much ganja Picard
56:00 <Picard> poor cunt
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'n the heat and being English, must take it's toll :(
56:00 <simba> lmao
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u in SA next Picard?
56:00 <faux> your trainer knows tyson
56:00 <Picard> yeah poor cunt will rage over the ashes next
56:00 <simba> Smoking weed, being British, the Sun being out. Just three ways you can slow yourself down according to Josh.
56:00 <TheRon> the poms lost the ashes
57:00 <Picard> umm end of january, why
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh he was selling tickets to hang with him n tyson last yr
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's everyones trainer there ffs
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he runs the boxing
57:00 <faux> whats his name
57:00 <faux> Nermin
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol i was jesting, simba
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not gettin into this faux
57:00 <simba> me 2 heehahh
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> aheahehe
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> want a pear cider dood?
58:00 <faux> getting into
58:00 <faux> im asking his name
58:00 <faux> jeez
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought a skull vodka 12 bucks to give to someone for xmas lol udnno who
58:00 <TheRon> english people get burnt so easily, worse than rangas
58:00 <faux> so defensive
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> iunno
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh faux
58:00 <simba> NMermin is a dumb name
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> um one tick
58:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, i hear thats awful
58:00 <simba> Nermin
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill check fb
59:00 <faux> http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=173526&cat=boxer
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i havent tried it but i offered it to my mate sash n he said he didnt want it LOL
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> n hes russian hahaha
59:00 <faux>  Nermin Sabanovic 
59:00 <faux> residence	Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
59:00 <faux> birth place	Bosnia And Herzegovina
59:00 <faux> won 7 (KO 5) + lost 5 (KO 2) + drawn 2 = 14
59:00 <faux> rounds boxed 92 KO% 35.71 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes faux
59:00 <faux> bosnian
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
59:00 <faux> not russian
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you dont say that to him
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> never said he was russian
00:00 <faux> [16:58] <PandasDontDrive> n hes russian hahaha
00:00 <faux> .
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> read up
00:00 <faux> :/
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was talking about the vodka
00:00 <faux> o rite
00:00 <faux> this guys old i want to see a pic
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> [16:28] <PandasDontDrive> i bought a skull vodka 12 bucks to give to someone for xmas lol udnno who L
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> [[16:29] <PandasDontDrive> n hes russian hahaha
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> was talkin the Bellatrix
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> faux uses BITCH =X
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer he's big lol
00:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, i got disconnected :/
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fb him faux
00:00 <TheRon> bring boris yeltsin back, he was a great president
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good dudette!
01:00 <faux> http://static.boxrec.com/wiki/4/40/Leapai_%26_Sabanovic_20505.jpg
01:00 <Bellatrix> :D
01:00 <Picard> yukon men, now they are tough cunts
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> osnt he dead?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P bella
02:00 <faux> http://doznajemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/D%C5%BEemal-Nermin-i-hadzi-Kasim.jpg
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye ino what he looks like
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <Picard> ffs these cunts piss me off
02:00 <faux> idc
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to msg him on fb other day say im comin back train nxt yr
02:00 <TheRon> pop it like it's hot
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> idk y u bother faux lol
02:00 <Picard> waited home half a fucking day then the cunts dont turn up
02:00 <Loof_> any pics of his cock?
02:00 <faux> no :(
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol loofz
02:00 <faux> FoXys GyM
02:00 <Picard> Loof u poof
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> faux as long as its not to try and prove i lie or something im cool
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but when u n mew n that group up n have a go at me, I don't know why ur asking me about him n that..
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> get me?
03:00 <faux> mew isnt even here
03:00 <simba> shes just looking up a boxer no need to be paranoid
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye im not havin a go it's just hard to tell if ur serious or havin a go
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not paranoid
03:00 <simba> It's just Google.
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillll winnstton
04:00 <faux> ..
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> im chill dude
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah simba
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <faux> im googling a boxer
04:00 <simba> nah?
04:00 <simba> no it really is google
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> im tryin to open this pipe tobacco tin and it wont open!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> BAI
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo tobes doin work for 400 US
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice poster
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One supp maet
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not much
06:00 <Bastardly_One> havin' a bit of trouble relaxing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I moved today and it's a new enviroment
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh howcome?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, I moved
06:00 <Bastardly_One> new enviorment
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaahhh ansty huh :
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get that way
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this net is fast for Dodo though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah very antsy
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> moving nxt yr to a new suburb will be AARRR REAL ANSTY!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't help I know nobody in this city either
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> well soon you'll make buddies
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't in 5 yrs dude
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just moved to a different suburb of the same city
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *sighs*
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like it here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be right soon enough I'm sure
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> close to town n beach
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ye
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye u will bro
10:00 <simba> huhu
10:00 <TheRon> getting some chicks around b1??
10:00 <faux> do some guided mediation
10:00 <faux> meditation*
11:00 <faux> http://www.fragrantheart.com/cms/free-audio-meditations
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't meditate hey?
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Body Language Body Language sometimes it hard to tell if the person is telling the truth
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have tried
12:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe after meds time I'll feel better
12:00 <TheRon> is veer drinking meditation??
12:00 <TheRon> is beer drinking meditation??
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what it is actually but not sure I feel like admitting it
12:00 <Bellatrix> *shakes head* @ TheRon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> at my age
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <TheRon> ?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer anxiety disorder
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the first time I've 'been on my own' for years
13:00 <faux> didnt you live alone
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowsers man
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love living alone
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho i mean
13:00 <faux> me too
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> sharing a loft with a gf would be ace
13:00 <slower> hey Bastardly_One funny you said that, the other night at 10pm my cousin called me
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i had a gf lol!@
13:00 <faux> id be more anxious with people around
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my point ... I'm less anxious with someone around
13:00 <faux> oh you have a roommate?
13:00 <faux> ew i would die
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... when he's home
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bein alone rules
14:00 <slower> asked me if i can pick her up
14:00 <faux> are they friendly at least
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> have ur own house rules, do as you please
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's suss already ... he keeps going to melbourne
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like for only hours at a time
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> get rid of him
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> be on ur own
14:00 <faux> he cant.. he just moved into HIS place if you bothered reading
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> GO HARD OR GO HOME
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Bellatrix> mmm i like knowing there is someone else here most of the time ... i get a lil scared at night on my own :/
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
14:00 <faux> hi i just moved into your home, fuck off
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i missed i was kinda busy :P
14:00 <Bellatrix> but then again i live with my sister and her son :D
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah choice
15:00 <faux> ew kids
15:00 <faux> even worse
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i live in a safe-as-fuck joint
15:00 <slower> she was in hospital, had a anxiety attack
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> security gates n shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he went this afternoon and is coming back tonight
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> simbas been here
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> never get trouble
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept that egging incident LOL
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah anxiety is a fucking bitch
15:00 <Bellatrix> faux, clearly different people alas, i DO NOT want any of my own
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and it never allows you time to distract yourself from it when suffering at the time
16:00 <Bellatrix> just take a valium and go to sleep :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> got some? :P
16:00 <slower> i had no idea, asked her if it happened before
16:00 <Bellatrix> actually i do
16:00 <Bastardly_One> pot isn't helping ... well, gimme
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bellatrix> haha
16:00 <slower> she said oh yes
16:00 <Bellatrix> sorry, its mine
16:00 <Bellatrix> :D
16:00 <shadsam> FAUKS IS A DOPE
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> LET'S HAVE SEX SHADZ GAY SES.
16:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and well ... I wanted to move to melbourne
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not still be stuck in Ballarat ... even though Ballarat has exactly the same to offer really
17:00 <shadsam> LMAO
17:00 <shadsam> FAWKS THINKS ALLLAHS SANTA CLAUSE
17:00 <AngrymanXL> Faux is my future gf
17:00 <Bellatrix> why dont you move to melbourne rather than country towns?
17:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllll
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've family here
17:00 <Bellatrix> you might actually be able to receive the support you need Bastardly_One
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's how I got stuck
17:00 <Bellatrix> re: anxiety
17:00 <doctor> Merry Sharia
18:00 <shadsam> pork chops cooking....
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit ... some groups is what i need for sure
18:00 <shadsam> smells lush
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that aren't full of retards on their monthly shots
18:00 <Bellatrix> umm im not sure groups is... 
18:00 <shadsam> I HOPE FAWKS CHOKES ON HER EGG WHITES AND SPAGEHHTI
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's not being an arse ... anxiety groups and shit I mean
18:00 <shadsam> smoko
18:00 <Bellatrix> i suggest getting a mental health care plan done if you dont already have one and see a psychologist
18:00 <doctor> i find the best thing to do with problems is to ignore them and never tell anyone about them
18:00 <Bellatrix> or see a naturopath rather than taking western medication
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just most people that are on a fair amount of meds are usually dumb as a result
19:00 <shadsam> JUST BROUGHT 2X 20$ BOXES CHOCOLATES
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on 30g of Lexapro a day
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and self medicate
19:00 <shadsam> LINDT
19:00 <Bellatrix> fucking idiot
19:00 <Bellatrix> re self medicating
19:00 <doctor> the worst thing you can do is tell people about them, then it becomes real
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pot
19:00 <Bastardly_One> self medicating
19:00 <Bellatrix> however who am i to judge... whatever works
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not pills
19:00 <shadsam> Fawks needs medication fuckin NUT CASE
20:00 <Bellatrix> yes, i assumed... which is probably doing more harm than good and exacerbating the mental health
20:00 <Q{> i agree with doctor  there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you shouldn't be smoking when having an actual attack
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fair comment
20:00 <Bellatrix> ummm
20:00 <TheRon> is your anxiety weed related?
20:00 <doctor> have some green tea and worship the buddha on a stick
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually a time filler ... the brain is constantly ON
21:00 <Bellatrix> green tea has too much caffein in it doctor, will make anxiety worse
21:00 <doctor> it does?
21:00 <Bellatrix> yes
21:00 <shadsam> NICK FUXXX
21:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... not a good time to mention my coke consumption per day then
21:00 <FUXXX> LOL
21:00 <Bastardly_One> about 2 to 3ltrs
22:00 <FUXXX> Gunna fire up the tablet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... related to that ... mum got put in hospital last night ... blood sugar readings of 50
22:00 <FUXXX> fawks has girkin bleeding oit her asshole...
22:00 <slower> Bastardly_One its hard to feel sorry for someone when mostoftheir problems are self inflicted
23:00 <Bellatrix> green tea can have between 3-50mg of caffein per 250mls
23:00 <Bellatrix> oops
23:00 <Bellatrix> 30-50mg
23:00 <TheRon> 50 is high or low?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo fuck man
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> even my mechanic mate couldnt open the pipe tobacco tin lol
23:00 <doctor> what's in the standard cup of coffee?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 tea
23:00 <Bellatrix> its high - it can have more than black tea
23:00 <doctor> i like tea too
23:00 <Bellatrix> 250mls cup
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u put urs in the pot n in the fridge overnight doc"?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what i (and ashlee) do with real tea
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> soaks up nice 
24:00 <doctor> i don't have a problem with caffeine so I'll drink it untill it turns my bones to dust
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> got my pipe tobacco in the fridge to cool the tin down lol
24:00 <doctor> i just have teabags
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer im like it with coffee
24:00 <TheRon> is ashlee a mate or someone you really wanna do?
24:00 <faux> can someone ban this fuckwit for setting off myu highlight
24:00 <faux> Serenity
24:00 <faux> ty
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> become kinda anxious if i drink too much
24:00 <Bellatrix> re: caffein for tea and coffee http://australianbeverages.org/for-consumers/caffeine-facts/
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's my best friend in the world
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Shads stop being a cunt
24:00 <faux> i drink decaf green tea
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was like fucking jkl last night
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> she didnt win the redbull thing in syd :(
24:00 <TheRon> too far into the friend zone?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> calling my name every fucking few mins
25:00 <Bellatrix> hahahahaha TheRon
25:00 <faux> its fucking annoying
25:00 <Bastardly_One> my highlight is really ear piercing
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> was in the friend zone first nite we met man
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> we hang out may not even talk to eachother just do our own shit
25:00 <TheRon> damn, you poor bastard
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shes bugging me to get a new id card
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> y?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do fine on my own O_O
25:00 <Bellatrix> sounds more like a mum PandasDontDrive :P
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
25:00 <Bellatrix> dont we all :D
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> she can be pushy
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
25:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
25:00 <Bellatrix> like most females? we just like to get shit done~
26:00 <Bellatrix> !
26:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, what's the best place to go hunting in the Rat for my age group
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the George still?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be relaxing ... I'm thinking of vagina
27:00 <TheRon> i don't even know where our age group goes now
27:00 <doctor> stop doing things! you're making us who do nothing look bad
27:00 <Bastardly_One> me either
27:00 <TheRon> i haven't gone out like that in ages
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I asked
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
27:00 <Bellatrix> go to work?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix do you still have that heaven hell thing in ur quit?
27:00 <TheRon> if it was me i'd goto irish and watch a band
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, that's an idea
28:00 <TheRon> or jd's
28:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... it involves standing still/sitting still for that long
28:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, umm i dont think i saved it... but im sure i can remember it, why?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is mine
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was actually gonna suggest JDs for the next pvp for WWE to say hello to each other over a drink or some shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the other night when I found out you liked it
29:00 <shadsam>  cbf
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 bella
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh whut!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt save it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella is MINE
29:00 <shadsam> XD
29:00 <Bellatrix> next time its, /quit....
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouolda been this 'Never look back. Never look back. The past is a wilderness of horrors.'
29:00 <Bastardly_One> find ya own
29:00 <Bellatrix> ummm... i didnt realise i belonged to anyone!!!!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> from The Wolfman huhu
29:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5cYRBcmo54
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LEGO® CITY, Που είναι τα λεφτά; (Aug 10, 2013) 5:02 - Category: Entertainment - 396,866 views - 144 likes (62.6%), 86 dislikes (37.4%)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh oh ooomp in da hizzouse!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you shoosh Bella ;)
30:00 <shadsam> fuk off oomp
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix let's go blind the sun!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOOWW
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
30:00 <TheRon> you do realize you can download the ppv pretty much after it finishes
30:00 <British^Meat> yes PandasDontDrive go
30:00 <Bastardly_One> blinding the sun is gonna be hard
30:00 <British^Meat> just fkn go
30:00 <Bellatrix> umm.. i wont shush when it comes to someone claiming 'ownership'.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill shoot smurfs at it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you come to my house
30:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, nooooo ... its sunbaking weather!!!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and stick a cork up my arse
30:00 <ooomp> PandasDontDrive enjoys the company of me
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure British^Meat, whatever you say buddy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> because the sun shines from my anus
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> always n 4eva
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i b in melb next yr
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> n bris
31:00 <Bastardly_One> !ping
31:00 <Bellatrix> lucky you
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh n blue mountains
31:00 <British^Meat> and laos?
31:00 <Bellatrix> Im hoping to go to europe next year :D
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana find some land
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah no laos
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum doesnt wana go there now after this plane crash
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAME
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought Dodo was supposed to be shit?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> where u goin?
31:00 <TheRon> i think the vietnam war is still going on in laos
31:00 <Pieter> GREATNESS IS BACK
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this pisses all over the bigpond I had
31:00 <Bellatrix> Malta PandasDontDrive - to see family that don't know i exist :P
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima b goin first stop ireland thru to wales n france n end up in italy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a maltease friend shes cool
32:00 <shadsam> Bellatrix ever sat on a huge dildo
32:00 <Bellatrix> im thinking malta, greece, paris, italy and london
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of history there, mixed ethnicities 
32:00 <TheRon> you?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> greece would be dope
32:00 <Pieter> Omg omg omg bellatrix
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> italy ocourse n france
32:00 <Bellatrix> heeeey pietypop :D
32:00 <Pieter> Omg omg I LOVE YOU!!!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> could hook u up with places to stay in London
32:00 <Bellatrix> thanks PandasDontDrive, but i might be able to hook myself up :D
33:00 <TheRon> the sanitation in south east asia isn't the best apparently
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> have two cousins in london, Louis he lives there
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nice
33:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, stop it :D
33:00 <Pieter> Come celebrate xmas with me ?
33:00 <Pieter> ;);
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> couch surfin thru places owns
33:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/mGhWnDv.jpg
33:00 <Bellatrix> Ummm... i celebrate Christmas with my FAMILY
33:00 <Pieter> You know i cant do that
33:00 <shadsam> Pork Chops all most cooked imo
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
33:00 <Pieter> Iam your family
33:00 <Pieter> !!!
33:00 <Bellatrix> ummm... i didnt realise i invited you
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> im doin christmas just with mum this yr
33:00 <AngrymanXL> I know where I can take Amsy on our first date.
33:00 <Pieter> We can make incest babiies
33:00 <Pieter> :)))
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> no dads side too many ppl
33:00 <simba> shadsam its almost, not all most
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> n too hot
33:00 <Bellatrix> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Millennials, or the Millennial Generation,[1] also known as Generation Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates when the generation starts and ends. Commentators use beginning birth years from the early 1980s to the early 2000s.
33:00 <Bellatrix> im doing christmas at my house this year :D
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> xmas eve wit mum xmas day wit mum n boxing day wit mum n a mate
34:00 <Pieter> Msg Bellatrix i got no xmas :(
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> NICE
34:00 <TheRon> i'm spending christams with my sister in laws family
34:00 <AngrymanXL> any alcohol experts in here?
34:00 <shadsam> xxx
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye iasked if mum wanted to cook with me here at mine n she said its too hot n sick of cooking 4 xmas hahahaha
34:00 <Pieter> Oops\
34:00 <TheRon> derr
34:00 <Pieter> Fuckin keyboard
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> so goin movies n dinner
34:00 <AngrymanXL> where can I buy some aguardiente?
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive been eating sushi
35:00 <TheRon> babysitting niece and nephew tomorrow, that should be fun with the heat
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wana see poster tobes just finished for 400USD?
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> suck shit TheRon
35:00 <TheRon> so rude
36:00 <shadsam> tasks has cockroaches in her kit hen 
36:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSANr7T6Ib0
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LEGO® CITY, Κλέφτες παντού (Aug 10, 2013) 4:52 - Category: Entertainment - 127,305 views - 136 likes (80%), 34 dislikes (20%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> got stuff planned?
36:00 <Bellatrix> brb
36:00 <shadsam> get out
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> pear cider anyone?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 2 left
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive had 4
37:00 <TheRon> i got a pear cider
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got Cast Away
37:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me Sony but FUCK YOU!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> bought a carton to give a sixer to mum
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, cary on
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *carry on
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> so 2 more left from first sixer
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi Bastardly_One
37:00 <TheRon> storm
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u like the Carry On movies?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Sid James
37:00 <Bastardly_One> legend
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Up Pompeii
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sexist as all fuck
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking legend
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the hospital one
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> but my fav is the cabbie one haha
38:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't get away with that shit today
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> true bro true
38:00 <TheRon> i like benny hill
38:00 <Bastardly_One> him and ... the camp one ... his name escapes me
38:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPpOMUbXbFg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> the sexual inuendo is rife!
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LEGO® CITY, Ζήσε όλες τις περιπέτειες στη LEGO® CITY (Aug 10, 2013) 2:11 - Category: Entertainment - 201,862 views - 68 likes (73.1%), 25 dislikes (26.9%)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck they're good both of them
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> the gay guy from Up Pompeii
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is his name?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah him
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> love him
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Kenneth
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> have to wikipedia
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes dead ocourse :(
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... I should know
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go find out for me
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
39:00 <TheRon> carry on is just the same jokes as are you being served? isn't it?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
39:00 <shadsam> tasks has roaches in her dinner new...
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Kenneth Williams sounds familiar but ...
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl this anyone if ur interested in the movie that inspired 12 MONKEYS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Jet%C3%A9e
39:00 <shadsam>  £π√
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> 30 min still photograph b7w french film.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a good torrent site now PirateGay has been owned?
40:00 <TheRon> i request one song when i goto a wedding
40:00 <Atari> simba, for you man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu-UHIfFi8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LEGO® NINJAGO, Επεισόδιο 26 (Aug 9, 2013) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 25,706 views - 37 likes (64.9%), 20 dislikes (35.1%)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_Pompeii
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> FRANKIE HOWERD!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
40:00 <TheRon> it seemed like a good idea at the time by john farnham
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> piratebay is ok
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz i use utorrent
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Don't Hate Me - ICP
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n dl from piratebay.sx
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> sz watevs
40:00 <AngrymanXL> eztv.it is the best for TV shows.
40:00 <Atari> piratebays staff will go to court soon
40:00 <Atari> sad
41:00 <TheRon> how about that lost prophets guy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunts
41:00 <TheRon> 35 years
41:00 <Atari> they dont fucking store anything
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just used bitcoment
41:00 <Atari> they are only linkers
41:00 <ooomp> They should try and sue Google
41:00 <Atari> piratebay can win
41:00 <Atari> not storers
41:00 <ooomp> Google linkers stuff too
42:00 <Atari> exactly
42:00 <AngrymanXL> Google owns the internet. 
42:00 <Atari> they will use that 
42:00 <Atari> if they are smart
42:00 <Atari> google links to pirates
42:00 <Atari> ffs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> please don't hate meeeeeeeeee that I've been fuckin' you mum loose lately
42:00 <TheRon> 35 years seems like a good sentence for child sex abuse
42:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
42:00 <Atari> just because they call themselves piratebay
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat will have no Catholic priests left
42:00 <Bastardly_One> by the end of this inquest
42:00 <Atari> isohunt has never had problems
43:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of child sodomy and shit
43:00 <Atari> and even astalavista
43:00 <Atari> it is only because of the name
43:00 <Atari> pirate
43:00 <TheRon> my nephew is going to st aloyishus, i'm worried
44:00 <shadsam> f a w k s is a mong
44:00 <TheRon> i don't think she is mongolian
44:00 <Bastardly_One> little hipster poof in the making
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to say TheRon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> see the kids that go there?
45:00 <TheRon> yeah i know
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna smash them on sight
45:00 <TheRon> no
45:00 <Bastardly_One> little hipsters it seems
45:00 <shadsam> I need to know now will u club me agen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'd club you in the face shads
46:00 <Bellatrix> *gone*
46:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya Bellatrix :)
46:00 <Pieter> Shoo!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I really love being able to walk to the bridge mall
46:00 <shadsam> I'd smash ya glasses
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's handy as fuck ...
46:00 <TheRon> i feel the need to strip down to my underpants
46:00 <TheRon> so hot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'd ... ummmmmmmmmmmm
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna smash my glasses *cries*
47:00 <Excessive> g'day
47:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hai
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I told the guy here I was turning this room into a bit mining factory
47:00 <Excessive> .o/
47:00 <TheRon> i'd wrap a pool cue around the noggin
47:00 <shadsam> another Sydney troll
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he took me seriously and man I thought he was gonna shit himself
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he full on went on about it for 10 mins
48:00 <Bastardly_One> amused me though ... I've no intention ... it's not the coolest room I've ever sat in
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive bitmines
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so that was to him really
49:00 <Excessive> r u referrin to me as a sydney troll shadsam?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Shads
49:00 <Bastardly_One> of course he is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been bored this week
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trollin' everyone
49:00 <Atari> simba, ?? ?????? ??a t? ???s?f?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> next week he'll be mates with us all again
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this room is on a slant
50:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVCNO9L0cc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LEGO® CITY, Το κυνήγι για το χρυσάφι (Aug 10, 2013) 5:02 - Category: Entertainment - 145,208 views - 66 likes (67.3%), 32 dislikes (32.7%)
50:00 <shadsam> RAk fuk off back to Syd
50:00 <Bastardly_One> stop linking that
50:00 <Atari> lego city is the coolest shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shadsam, fuck off back to sydney yourself
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he's not here is he?
50:00 <TheRon> how shit is that slide show show
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so stop fucking posting it every few mins
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was shit the first time
51:00 <Bastardly_One> even if Lego is cool
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if you are as retarded as you were last night by the way
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm paying Serenity to ban you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this muller is gay
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what else can I find to complain about?
53:00 <simba> thomas muller!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine what I'm gonna be like when I'm 65
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking moan enough as it is
53:00 <simba> yea
53:00 <TheRon> bobby mcferrin - don't worry be happy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you lov it
53:00 <sl4y3r> bongs give u emphasema
53:00 <simba> nope
53:00 <Bastardly_One> emphysema
54:00 <Bastardly_One> can't get what I've already got
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've COAD ... just a long way of saying the same thing
54:00 <sl4y3r> fuk its hot
54:00 <TheRon> i'm a goat
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont complain about the net speed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I did a speed test and it was woeful
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's awesome
55:00 <Excessive> done with ur move maaaaaaaaaaaan?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken YEAH
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sure have
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> just when im thinkin how i need strong rope to tie up the punching bag mate calls sayin he will crash tomorrow n grab rope from work <3
56:00 <Excessive> nais
56:00 <Excessive> now jus to adjust to everythin aye?!
57:00 <British^Meat> TELL US MORE OF YOUR BORING THOUGHTS JOSH
57:00 <FUXXX> hmm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> phone ... brb
58:00 <sl4y3r> therons a goat
58:00 <TheRon> the greatest of all time
58:00 <sl4y3r> fuck off sydney
59:00 <TheRon> my best mate is shaft
59:00 <TheRon> shit hot and fucking terrific
59:00 <BlackDevil> you like to hold the shaft?
00:00 <TheRon> so rude
00:00 <Excessive> get over wayne, u've been banned from one chan, no need to whine abt it across the whole network
00:00 <BlackDevil> give it a couple of strokes?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> wut
00:00 <sl4y3r> banned why
00:00 <BlackDevil> whom is banned?
01:00 <British^Meat> not sure why shads has been the biggest cock the past few days
01:00 <British^Meat> school holidays?
01:00 <Excessive> I donno y, watever the reason
01:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjRnY1hLAcc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Aoki LIVE From Tomorrowland 2013 - Main Stage (Aug 1, 2013) 01:18:54 - Category: Music - 1,487,986 views - 11,113 likes (98.8%), 137 dislikes (1.2%)
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sucks to be u eh?
01:00 <sl4y3r> rather be than to listen to duds`s dribble
01:00 <sl4y3r> cath is a bushpig
02:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq7ASMbOpmo
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bees - Chicken Payback (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sl4y3r have u been tested for tourettes or apshergers?
02:00 <sl4y3r> lol no
02:00 <TheRon> ass burgers?
02:00 <sl4y3r> lol
03:00 <sl4y3r> faux has car bunlge son her asshole
03:00 <sl4y3r> shoulda went for a swim damnit
03:00 <TheRon> almost scotch time
03:00 <sl4y3r> k
03:00 <sl4y3r> might get some beers
03:00 <sl4y3r> vb
03:00 <sl4y3r> er
04:00 <sl4y3r> dunno
04:00 <sl4y3r> fuck drugs there shit
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u with the commonwealth bank?
04:00 <sl4y3r> too expensive
04:00 <sl4y3r> nup used to be
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i often ask which bank
04:00 <Atari> why the fuck do i need java or flash, i aint installing that shit
04:00 <TheRon> and i say yeah that bank
05:00 <sl4y3r> anyone else had the mouse poitner virus 
05:00 <sl4y3r> pointer
06:00 <Excessive> only when I fck with USB input voltage ........ anythin over 5.25 volt fcks with everythin
06:00 <sl4y3r> oh well gps is payd for
06:00 <sl4y3r> and focusrite liquid channel has been won by mE
06:00 <sl4y3r> THATS DSP CONVULATION
06:00 <sl4y3r> product of the year
07:00 <sl4y3r> great for music making
07:00 <sl4y3r> ebay sniper!!!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> give us ur dsp
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill spend it on umm
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> op shop shit XD
07:00 <sl4y3r> fuck oath
07:00 <sl4y3r> i banked a cheque today
07:00 <BlackDevil> fuck all of you
08:00 <sl4y3r> just got another in post
08:00 <sl4y3r> anyone good with PHP CODE 
09:00 <sl4y3r> Need  dRINK bRBZ
09:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, dsp?
10:00 <Excessive> disability support pension Bellatrix
10:00 <sl4y3r> DICKS SLUTS N PRICKS
10:00 <sl4y3r> .
10:00 <mrdanger> its funny because its excessive
10:00 <Bellatrix> Excessive, thats what i thought it stood for but wasnt sure.
11:00 <BlackDevil> im watching carrie
11:00 <BlackDevil> lots of boobies
11:00 <Bellatrix> the new one or old one BlackDevil?
11:00 <BlackDevil> old
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
11:00 <Bastardly_One> back
11:00 <BlackDevil> chloe wont show her boobies
11:00 <TheRon> ladies i've got my scotch i'm ready to go
11:00 <BlackDevil> not old enough
13:00 <sl4y3r> ICE COLD CORDIAL IMO
13:00 <TheRon> i don't like mondays
13:00 <TheRon> i wanna shoot the whole day down
13:00 <sl4y3r> the monkeys
13:00 <Excessive> Bellatrix, also stands for certain plugins with some apps and/or some music makin apps as well
13:00 <sl4y3r> lol
13:00 <Bellatrix> Excessive, hence why i asked
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck man
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have to end up getting maccas by the time I'm hungry
14:00 <TheRon> damn
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed the time
14:00 <sl4y3r> digital sound processing so it dont rely on cpu ie creamware uad1
14:00 <TheRon> i have some leftover soft shell taco here
14:00 <sl4y3r> ew
14:00 <Bellatrix> urgh food
14:00 <Bellatrix> :(
14:00 <sl4y3r> pork chops almost ready
15:00 <TheRon> johnnie black with ice
15:00 <sl4y3r> 415 4D14ownload:15 0.00 B/s 14:4:14:4 U14pload:15 0.00 B/s4 «
15:00 <BlackDevil> eat worms
15:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> black
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> devilz
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is my new poke war post, on fb
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> 19th of the 12th, 2013,. The poke war has forced some to submit, thouogh there are still hundreds left wanting, owning to their pokes. It is however, quite nice to have the war on the homefront again, something unequivical about it, the air smells like an old goat and the summer stench of a lions mane. But I press on, willing to destroy all of my frenemies. I promise you Facebook: I will 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Poke them all.
17:00 <TheRon> war is hell
17:00 <Excessive> lo ooomp
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <British^Meat> youre so lame :/
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT COUNT IF ITS NOT ON FB OOOMP!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u?
17:00 <TheRon> baby thats just the way it is baby
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
17:00 <ooomp> Pfft
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:00 <ooomp> Bullshit
18:00 <ooomp> I'll poke as much as I like
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> expect a poke back
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> with um
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmmmm
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> my air con remote.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this a/c isn't very strong
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but at least I have a/c
18:00 <TheRon> you do a line, i'll do a line honey
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had a new one put in
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> old one was fucked from last tennant
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this octogon table
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the laptop on one corner
19:00 <TheRon> gonna water the plants at 9 i think
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and the tv and the PS3 on the other
20:00 <TheRon> you'd never need to leave the house
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep fucking up on this last question on this case in LA Noire
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good game if you can call it a game
21:00 <TheRon> i finished that game
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the complete edition
21:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna have to go to Big W by 8
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this muller really is shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a coffee grinder
22:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad am I?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> must NOT stop in to JB and buy a game
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *says the mantra to myself*
22:00 <TheRon> subway?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a coffee grinder
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <TheRon> subway is a weakness of mine
23:00 <TheRon> that and dan murphy's
23:00 <TheRon> good old uncle dan
24:00 <TheRon> i'm watching shay laren on mfc and she won't take her top off
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just scanning for channels actually
27:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of wondered why I turned the telly on in the first place ... and what the fuck? it's finding nothing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was fine this morning in sebas
27:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a fucking hill
28:00 <Excessive> I've never needed a coffee grinder as I never chop that much at any one time
28:00 <TheRon> does a coffee grinder do weed as well?
28:00 <Excessive> aye
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> smell this towel
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the best way to chop up
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> smells so good
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fabric softnah ftw
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One oi i have a tin of pipe tobacco
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> even my mate nxtdoor, mechanic couldnt open it
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its in the fridge
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
29:00 <faux> stick a butter knife under the lid
29:00 <faux> get some air under it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you need one of those things you can get at supermarkets and 2 dollar shops
30:00 <Excessive> or ultimately use a can opener
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're rubber and go around the top of jars and stuff
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ve
30:00 <Bastardly_One> walked around the entire house 3 times
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I cannot find the bin
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gone through the cupboards in the kitchen and everything
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there appears to be no bin whatsoever
31:00 <TheRon> plastic bag?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah for now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not the point is it?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't every house have a bin?
32:00 <TheRon> hot today nikky?
32:00 <Tuftoy> no Nikky` loves the heat
32:00 <TheRon> she's just hot
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could take a pic of this pic on the wall I have
32:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon...tad warm
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a wolf but it's in 3D
33:00 <Nikky`> I don't love it :o(
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking awesome
33:00 <Tuftoy> y not? it fucking is
33:00 <Nikky`> It is not awesome
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no the pic is
33:00 <TheRon> for fuck sake stop this fucking swearing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the heat can fuck off now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like this second
34:00 <Nikky`> Like now
34:00 <Nikky`> no no
34:00 <Nikky`> w
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this moment
34:00 <TheRon> the band - the weight
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we're can't really bitch I don't think if you compare summers of the last couple of yrs
34:00 <TheRon> take a load off annie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> to summers before that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember having heating on in Jan this year
35:00 <Bastardly_One> was like boiling one day and cold as fuck the next
35:00 <Tuftoy> no no the heat should stay
35:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm part ewok
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I no like
36:00 <TheRon> can't wait for boxing day
36:00 <Nikky`> No Tuftoy..back off
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just another day to me
36:00 <Tuftoy> yes Nikky`
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I liked test cricket
36:00 <BlackDevil> just another fap day
36:00 <BlackDevil> cricket is boring
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I like one day cricket
36:00 <Nikky`> good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and 20/20
36:00 <Tuftoy> ur boring
36:00 <BlackDevil> how does 1 game last 3 weeks?
36:00 <TheRon> all the crap over you can sit down relax and watch the cricket
36:00 <BlackDevil> like WTF
36:00 <Tuftoy> the boxing day test
37:00 <Bastardly_One> even the concept of a one day game is too long to an american
37:00 <TheRon> bay 13 back this year?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd get into 20/20 though
37:00 <TheRon> tuftoy did you use to warm up to bowl with merv??
37:00 <Bastardly_One> american sports ... 3hrs is epic
38:00 <Nikky`> My boxing day test will be sleep in as long as possible
38:00 <Tuftoy> lol no I wouldn't mind
38:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` and then watch the cricket
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to watch merv a few years ago in west footscray
38:00 <Nikky`> No Tuftoy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he was still hilarious unintentionally
38:00 <TheRon> what an athlete
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fat fucking champ
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how someone can be built like that and still decent for an old bloke
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is beyond me
42:00 <TheRon> polo
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> phwoar
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hot out
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn so wearin tank top to eb
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> shirt i had on goin shops this arvo was too heavy wanted to fall asleep lol
43:00 <TheRon> my shorts are off, so sweatty down there
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye ye
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima wear shorts ffs good ide a<3
44:00 <Tuftoy> thanks for telling us
44:00 <TheRon> scrotum is sticking
44:00 <Tuftoy> fuck man
44:00 <TheRon> tmi?
45:00 <Nikky`> of course not
45:00 <TheRon> balls!
45:00 <Immutable> yeah
45:00 <Immutable> hate pandas
45:00 <Immutable> got to be honest
46:00 <TheRon> he's so harmless
46:00 <Immutable> they give me the shits
46:00 <Immutable> stab em in the throat
46:00 <TheRon> does the big bash start tonight??
48:00 <TheRon> i'm sipping on a scotch with ice
48:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1497697_10153584906255587_590526403_n.jpg
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked got shorts on lols
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx brav
49:00 <TheRon> blue stubbies?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do have these short short ones blue with white skulls n love hearts
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn 50 bux lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> got these nice floral ones on go just down knees
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> was cheap like 10 bux :P
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 3
50:00 <TheRon> who wears short shorts??
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard this kid talking to his mother about them today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was like twenty stone almost at about 10 yrs old
51:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstacy and alcohol
51:00 <TheRon> cocoaine
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ROFL at the wifi password
51:00 <Bastardly_One> still cracks me up 2 hrs later
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no I'm not telling it
53:00 <TheRon> this is a song for the ladies
53:00 <TheRon> you don't always have to fuck her hard......
55:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm ALL set up
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
56:00 <Bastardly_One> PS online ... not that good of a connection speed but better than it was
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> better be an LL Cool J song bro
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit will get u laid, fuck marvin gaye..
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 1.5mps download
56:00 <TheRon> al green is better
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and 293.7 kbps upload
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually better than I had off a supposed better company
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy's with Dodo
57:00 <TheRon> fuck the liberal broadband plan
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooorah
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> love hurt locker
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ye on a hot day, some ciders n that movie fkn clockn
57:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft ... it's selected small companies in Ballarat so it seems TheRon
57:00 <TheRon> it's DARE!
58:00 <TheRon> fucked
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I better get off my arse if I plan to make it to Big W by 8
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky it's 15 mins
58:00 <TheRon> walking?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy saying I can walk to town
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <TheRon> in this heat??
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 mins by car I reckon
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done it once today already
58:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed waiting for the bus
58:00 <TheRon> probably enough
59:00 <Nikky`> I'll pick you up Barneywubble
59:00 <Nikky`> oops
59:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One
59:00 <Nikky`> tab fail
59:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bad fail too
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got my tactical camera
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> filmin thru window
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you need a spank
59:00 <Nikky`> I know :o(
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols check it when i get home hahahaha bbs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but come on ovre
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *over
59:00 <TheRon> like the mick molloy show looking out the window
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooo *spanks Nikky`'s arse with a flogger*
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's made my day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm easily made happy at my age
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most old people are
00:00 <Nikky`> lol how old is old?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 44 going on 15
00:00 <TheRon> jennifer anniston is still doable
00:00 <Bastardly_One> blah to blondes
01:00 <Nikky`> sif that is old.. i'm turning 42 in feb :o(
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they're usually boring
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh really?
01:00 <Nikky`> I'm blonde
01:00 <Nikky`> god
01:00 <Nikky`> mean
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I always thought of you as young
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're not boring
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's exceptions :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Loof
02:00 <Loof_> evening :)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just seen a comfy office chair out the side kind of
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I can scam that when he gets home
03:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's shit
03:00 <Nikky`> That was my 90210 fix
03:00 <Nikky`> No one judge me
03:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna ask these 4 questions left on this case in LA Noire
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then I better get off my arse and look at Big W and take out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna have to full on deck the kitchen out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so there's a loan I don't want to do
05:00 <Nikky`> and then cook my dinner?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> of course
05:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
06:00 <Loof> i got quite a bit done today, made an image cropper and uploader in php :)
06:00 <Nikky`> Coz I refuse to leave my room with fan on
06:00 <Nikky`> wd
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for reminding me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons he's home in about an hour
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I better turn the a/c off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
07:00 <Nikky`> you can't have the aircon on?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm not leaving it on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 2 fans going
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the bill
07:00 <Nikky`> I see
07:00 <Nikky`> Have you just moved into this place?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've already got his net
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah today
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ansty as hell
07:00 <Nikky`> aaah
07:00 <Loof> smoke weed
07:00 <Bastardly_One> new things and anxiety disorder
08:00 <Bastardly_One> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been bitching about my muller for an hour
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go in the next 10 at least
08:00 <Nikky`> Just go now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to walk to big w on search of a coffee grinder
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Nikky`> get it over n done with
08:00 <Bastardly_One> don't say that
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or I won't go at all
08:00 <Nikky`> GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
08:00 <Loof> i tried kmart, no luck :(
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't go if
08:00 <Bastardly_One> quit it!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Go to bed B1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> assured to make me sit here another hour
09:00 <Nikky`> Ok don't go, never go..stay in your room 24/7
09:00 <Loof> yeah gtfo b1 :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to talk for another hour?
09:00 <Nikky`> Noooooooooo
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Nikky`> why punish all of us Loof
09:00 <Nikky`> What did we do to you
09:00 <Nikky`> :P
09:00 <Loof> LOL!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the only one that can handle a convo about nothing out of me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone else walks off
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wise people
10:00 <Nikky`> I like to be wise
10:00 <Loof> what are you trying to say? :(
10:00 <Nikky`> So lets discuss this coffee grinder
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think my sister was funny
11:00 <Bastardly_One> does he know you're a pot smoking, game playing internet troller and do nothing else?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what a bitch
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but fair call I suppose
11:00 <Nikky`> Does he?
11:00 <Nikky`> lol
11:00 <Nikky`> I guess if you pay rent n bills on time, clean who cares
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's why he's insistent on bills on pay day
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like rent and whatever is due
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he was almost as instant with that as I was with
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the wifi password?
12:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> alrighty
13:00 <Bastardly_One> back before you've even had time to recover from my bullshit
13:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie
13:00 <Bastardly_One> B1-nothere-NOYFB
13:00 <Nikky`> brb
13:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be a nice away
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *wanders*
15:00 <Loof> who wants to wank my cock through a sock?
19:00 <faux> roflllllllllllllllllllll https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1472896_10152099426810041_166129357_n.jpg
58:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
58:00 <couleurs> hi Skroteous
12:00 <Picard> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
13:00 <Picard> simba u weak cunt
26:00 <Pieter> All i  want ti=omewy thath tey dint really fwre about us
30:00 <georgeandwell> hi
30:00 <georgeandwell> its hot
31:00 <Pieter> I cant feel it :(
31:00 <couleurs> Gettin' Hot , Hot , Hot
31:00 <georgeandwell> u must be dead
31:00 <georgeandwell> if u cant feel it
34:00 <georgeandwell> now eating kfc with rice
35:00 <georgeandwell> kfc
39:00 <couleurs> Shut Up , Pieter !
39:00 <georgeandwell> this heat has so much soul
45:00 <Atari> fuck, it's cooled down a bit
45:00 <Picard> lol who the fuck still asks asl
45:00 <Digerati> you ?
45:00 <Picard> no
46:00 <Picard> cumbreath
46:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil, a/s/l
46:00 <Picard> BlackDevil is a bot
46:00 <Digerati> yeah right
46:00 <Picard> serious
46:00 <Digerati> and i am the king of sausage rolls
47:00 <Digerati> which reminds me
47:00 <Digerati> i wanna cook some pies tonight :)
47:00 <Rice>  mean
48:00 <Digerati> waited like 4 hours for them to unfreeze
48:00 <Digerati> bastards
48:00 <Digerati> to hot to cook anyway, but will do it later
48:00 <Digerati> no air con in  this house
48:00 <Digerati> wooden house
49:00 <Digerati> least the house cools down straight away
49:00 <SexyGuy123> yeah ist very quiet here
49:00 <Digerati> not like brick houses which take 2 days to cool down
49:00 <Digerati> brick houses give me the creeps
49:00 <Picard> still 36 here
49:00 <Digerati> wood houses have style
49:00 <Digerati> least you can paint
50:00 <Digerati> i am in melb
50:00 <Digerati> you in SA Picard ?
50:00 <Digerati> looks like it will cool down overnight and heat again in the morn
50:00 <Picard> no
50:00 <Digerati> shit weather
51:00 <Digerati> brick houses only good for the winter
51:00 <Picard> i live in a tent
51:00 <Digerati> haha
51:00 <Digerati> can imagine living in a tent
52:00 <Digerati> caravan would be nice
52:00 <Picard> its awesome
52:00 <Digerati> caravan is better
52:00 <Picard> nuh
52:00 <Digerati> gypsy style
52:00 <Picard> u need a car to move it
52:00 <Picard> my tent i just roll if up and walk to another site
52:00 <Digerati> u can stay in a caravan park
52:00 <Picard> i live by the river
53:00 <Digerati> sureee you do
53:00 <Digerati> now boy, take the green pill
53:00 <Digerati> here you go
53:00 <Digerati> pats Picard on the head
53:00 <Digerati> off you go
53:00 <Skirmish> The world has gone crazy. We have a lovely cool NORTHERLY breeze at the moment. 
54:00 <Digerati> Skirmish, melbourne ?
54:00 <Picard> lucky u
54:00 <Skirmish> Cool breezes NEVER come out of the north. I think this is the beginning of the Apocolypse. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle. 
54:00 <Digerati> Skirmish, true
54:00 <Picard> i have a lovely hot south westerly breeze
54:00 <Digerati> they come usually from east your way
54:00 <Skirmish> Southerly breezes are always the lovely cooling ones! WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
55:00 <Digerati> or sometimes south
55:00 <Digerati> south from the sea
55:00 <Picard> we are going to die
55:00 <Digerati> north is crazy
55:00 <Skirmish> Maybe the magnetic poles have shifted and the movie "the day after tomorrow" is about to become a reality! 
55:00 <Digerati> then again it could have cycled
55:00 <Picard> u can get a northerly sea breeze
55:00 <Digerati> so it aint irregular
55:00 <Digerati> not from newcastle
56:00 <Digerati> picture the map of Australia
56:00 <Picard> darwin u can
56:00 <Digerati> in your head
56:00 <Digerati> see where newcastle is
56:00 <Digerati> it is on the coast
56:00 <Digerati> shore
56:00 <Picard> is it, never heard of it
56:00 <Skirmish> Hey ... hey ... hey .... dickhead. I live here.  Fuck your cartography skills off. We NEVER get cool breezes out of the north in Summer. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Never. 
56:00 <Digerati> i never said you did
57:00 <Digerati> i said east
57:00 <Picard> you know fuck all
57:00 <Skirmish> It's not coming out of the east. Where the fuck did we get east from? 
57:00 <Digerati> who gives a fuck if you live there or not
57:00 <Digerati> you know the place inside out ?
57:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I do. 
57:00 <Picard> outside in
57:00 <Digerati> bullshit
57:00 <Digerati> predict the apocalypse then
58:00 <Picard> the world will implode
58:00 <Digerati> oh prophet
58:00 <Digerati> fuck my breathe stinks i got a rotten tooth i have to extract
59:00 <Picard> you shouldnt swallow cum
59:00 <Picard> most faggots have bad teeth
59:00 <Skirmish> You random dick breath. I am talking about the regular weather patterns of where I live and now you want Nostradamas? 
59:00 <Digerati> it is rare, extremly rare, like a billion to 1, but some women have gotten pregnant by swallowing cum
59:00 <Digerati> google it
00:00 <Picard> u swallow cum
00:00 <Skirmish> LOL that is impossible. 
00:00 <Picard> fucking moron
00:00 <Digerati> it is almost impossible
00:00 <Picard> how old is this cunt, 14?
00:00 <Skirmish> There is no connection between the stomach and the uterus you fuckhead. 
00:00 <Skirmish> It IS impossible. 
00:00 <Digerati> i heard stories that it has happened
00:00 <Skirmish> I don't care if your mum told you that is how you were born. She's a liar. 
01:00 <Digerati> rofl
01:00 <Digerati> just wanted to see if your brain is there
01:00 <Digerati> sorry
01:00 <Digerati> some dicks believe that story
01:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I can understand how someone like yourself would want to experience the intelligence of others since you have absolutely none. 
03:00 <Digerati> you got no sense of humour :P
03:00 <Digerati> swallow my cum biatch
04:00 <Digerati> xm, how is linux ?
04:00 <Digerati> windows ME is the elite, and linux is the lamest xm !
04:00 <Digerati> lol
05:00 <Digerati> i still have the original box of ME with cd and book from work i stole
05:00 <Digerati> never paid for windows :) work provided for me :) haha
06:00 <Digerati> and a poster of ME
06:00 <Digerati> got to admit, it was nice advertising of ME, had the most art
06:00 <Skirmish> Says a lot about the kind of person you are. No wonder nobody wants much to do with you here. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Theif. 
06:00 <Digerati> loved the load boot up
06:00 <Digerati> work throws away old versions
06:00 <Digerati> dick
07:00 <Digerati> i am not a theif
07:00 <Doodle> the only thing i've stolen from work is the hearts of all the women who work there
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Digerati> chances are you pirated
07:00 <Digerati> doof
07:00 <Picard> and some men 
07:00 <Digerati> piracy rules, fuck pigs like microsoft
08:00 <Digerati> stop supporting a giant pig and use linux
09:00 <Skirmish> I buy my OS legitimately. Win 8 cost me $40. 
09:00 <Doodle> lol Picard
09:00 <Doodle> possibly
09:00 <Digerati> our garbage bin is full of software books and software, nothing else
09:00 <Skirmish> Update to 8.1 was free. 
09:00 <Digerati> going to jump in the bin next week
09:00 <Digerati> lotsa goodies
09:00 <Skirmish> Scab. 
09:00 <Digerati> Skirmish, fuck em
09:00 <Digerati> they throw the shit away
09:00 <Skirmish> I bet you used to get food out of the bins at school too and eat it.
10:00 <Digerati> wtf
10:00 <Skirmish> You're a scab theif. 
10:00 <Digerati> ewwww
10:00 <Digerati> nah i choose the lettuce with a good head
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea Bing Boy bro
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen Bellatrix
10:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Bellatrix ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 11 minutes ago (19.12. 18:59) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 2 hours 59 minutes there.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow
10:00 <Digerati> i was going to tell you all where the bin is
10:00 <Digerati> but fuck you :)
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm so full
11:00 <Digerati> it is in the city
11:00 <Digerati> and i know the security guard
11:00 <Digerati> pay him off a 50 
11:00 <Digerati> 50 bucks
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
12:00 <Skirmish> He's a scab thief too then.
12:00 <Skirmish> You both deserve to be punished by the full extent of the law. 
12:00 <Digerati> last year they dumped a tonne of software amd software books and heaps of computers
12:00 <Digerati> tax reasons
12:00 <Digerati> dont know why they do it
13:00 <Skirmish> Because you're dumb. That's why you don't know why. 
13:00 <Skirmish> You're bottom end. You know nothing and they tell you nothing. 
13:00 <Digerati> i am the cleaner
14:00 <Skirmish> You will end up in that bin one day when they work out how to make money off doing it.
14:00 <Digerati> bin is huge, size of a container
14:00 <Skirmish> Gold mine for a scab like you.
15:00 <Digerati> corporate giant pigs
15:00 <Digerati> who dont give a fuck
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh
15:00 <Digerati> why dont they donate all the shit then ?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldnt get pipe tobacco container open :/
15:00 <Digerati> tax reasons
15:00 <Digerati> so fuck you
16:00 <Skirmish> They donate it to the tip scabs like you Digerati. Just waiting for you to pick through the rubbish like a treasure hunter and find it. I bet you think you're Indiana fucking Jones when you do it too. 
16:00 <Digerati> i got 10,000 sticks of ram sticks
16:00 <Skirmish> Digerati Jones and the skip bin of doom. You Peasant scabby cunt. 
16:00 <Digerati> all ddr to ddr3
17:00 <Digerati> 1 to 4 gig sticks
17:00 <Digerati> make money off sticks
17:00 <Skirmish> If I lived near where you work I would take laxettes and shit in that bin.
17:00 <Digerati> fuck selling the computer
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> quit ur bitching
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stop being such a poof
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> n do something.
17:00 <Digerati> Skirmish, ppl collect cans ffs
17:00 <Digerati> i dont collect garbage
18:00 <Digerati> they scabs to >?
18:00 <Skirmish> It's in a bin ... it's garbage. 
18:00 <Digerati> it is a recycling bin
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut it
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut it
18:00 <Skirmish> It's not a garage sale you fuckwit. 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least we cant understand beehhh
19:00 <Digerati> beeh is a bangladesh thai boi luvr
19:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't in the mood for him this morning. I put him on ignore. I had this tosser on ignore too as Atari. 
19:00 <Skermesh> rofl
20:00 <druidess> pearl jam - sirens
20:00 <Atari> pearl jam are awesome
20:00 <Atari> got all their LP's
20:00 <Atari> vinyl
20:00 <Skirmish> You know you're a special kind of dick cheese when you ROFL at your own actions. 
20:00 <druidess> i love that song
20:00 <druidess> nice atari
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I have ever heard it Druidess. 
20:00 <druidess> i used to play ataris
20:00 <Atari> got stacks of vinyl shit
21:00 <Atari> even flord
21:00 <druidess> its good youtube it
21:00 <Skirmish> Even Flow is my favourite Pearl Jam song.
21:00 <Atari> floyd
21:00 <Atari> floyd is my fav
21:00 <druidess> floyd rules
21:00 <druidess> u got the doors?
21:00 <Atari> yeah, floyd sucks like john cena
21:00 <Atari> totally
21:00 <Skirmish> No. I dislike the doors. 
21:00 <Atari> yes
21:00 <Atari> love jimmy
21:00 <druidess> nice atari
21:00 <druidess> same
22:00 <Atari> jimmy was a cool kid
22:00 <Atari> i was just a baby when he died
22:00 <druidess> lizard king
22:00 <druidess> i wasnt born
22:00 <Atari> 27 is to young
22:00 <druidess> omg this chocolate body butter from the body shop
22:00 <druidess> agreed
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
23:00 <Atari> does it taste good druidess ?
23:00 <druidess> wasnt kurt 27too 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> we gpmma fuck?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna* aha
23:00 <Atari> cobain was 27 yes
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
23:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes dead
23:00 <druidess> dunno but im tempted to try
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid fuck
23:00 <Atari> i smell sex and candy
23:00 <Skirmish> It's all courtney's fault. 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bush _>Nirvana
23:00 <Atari> whos that casting spells in my direction
23:00 <Skirmish> Courtney killed Kurt. 
23:00 <georgeandwell> how is every1 2nite
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> its his own fault
23:00 <druidess> not really 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeez dude
23:00 <georgeandwell> ass hat
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway Bush r way better than Nirvana
24:00 <Atari> that sounds like a pedo song
24:00 <druidess> hi george
24:00 <Atari> sex and candy
24:00 <Atari> for all 17 year old horrors
24:00 <georgeandwell> its emo shit
24:00 <georgeandwell> innit?
24:00 <georgeandwell> fuekn hispterz
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima watch heath ledgers last film
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> not too bad georgeandwell how  ru?
24:00 <georgeandwell> yeah man im not too bad apart from the heat
25:00 <Atari> i got spooked when i was 18 with a 17 year old bitch
25:00 <Atari> never looked back
25:00 <druidess> im thinking of attacking a giant toblerone:/
25:00 <Atari> underage tarts are fucking evil
25:00 <Skirmish> I was knockin it with an 18yo when I was 28. Sex was good ... but she annoyed me with her clothes on. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Every time she said something it was stupid. 
26:00 <druidess> argh
26:00 <Skirmish> Was a very short relationship.
26:00 <georgeandwell> nice
26:00 <Atari> its like modern famil
26:00 <Atari> that tv show
26:00 <Atari> with that little shit arse girl
26:00 <georgeandwell> thats teen girls
26:00 <Atari> thats how girls are in 2013
26:00 <Atari> not in my time
26:00 <druidess> lil shit ass grl lol
26:00 <Skirmish> druidess: Send us a pic shoving as much of the Toblerone in your mouth as you can at once ... just not quite enough to gag though. Gagging is terrible. 
26:00 <Atari> girls in my time where like little house on the prairie
27:00 <druidess> no
27:00 <druidess> thats me atari
27:00 <Atari> i like a women like that
27:00 <Skirmish> But I asked nicely :( 
27:00 <Atari> elegant
27:00 <druidess> floral dresses
27:00 <Atari> classy
27:00 <Skirmish> "like a women"  Is english your second or even third language?
27:00 <Atari> 1800's western classic dress
27:00 <druidess> to my ankles
28:00 <Atari> woman
28:00 <Atari> oh wow
28:00 <georgeandwell> prarie dress
28:00 <Atari> i was born in greece
28:00 <Pieter> YEaaHHhhh ALL Day Long Baibee!
28:00 <Atari> tard
28:00 <Atari> never was good in english
28:00 <georgeandwell> i heard greeks dont use condoms or is that spanish
28:00 <Picard> im bored
28:00 <Atari> my bro has 12 kids
29:00 <Atari> he should know
29:00 <druidess> i had a dress like that when i was 12 i even called it my little house on prairie dress
29:00 <Atari> nice druidess
29:00 <Atari> school sucked in my time
29:00 <Skirmish> You do know Atari is probably furiously masturbating to that mental image right now ... 
29:00 <Atari> 70's was like dark ages
29:00 <Doodle> [21:26] <Skirmish> druidess: Send us a pic shoving as much of the Toblerone in your mouth as you can at once ... just not quite enough to gag though. Gagging is terrible. 
29:00 <georgeandwell> triple m still plays 90s music
29:00 <Doodle> agree with this
29:00 <Picard> no moose
30:00 <Atari> Skirmish, you sick fuck :) hahaa
30:00 <druidess> i lived in the country and did ballroom other than then u wouldnt catch me dead in a dress
30:00 <Atari> wtf man
30:00 <Skirmish> We're on the same page Doodle. We're kindred spirits. 
30:00 <Atari> Skirmish ffs
30:00 <Doodle> scary
30:00 <Atari> mercy
30:00 <Atari> ffs
30:00 <druidess> doodle no ok
30:00 <Doodle> aw
30:00 <Atari> that is sick shit man
30:00 <georgeandwell> im actually parked on the side of the road
30:00 <Doodle>  http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1387341483859.gif
31:00 <Atari> i got children and grand children ffs
31:00 <Doodle> sick shit
31:00 <druidess> fapping furiously
31:00 <Pieter> OMG IM HORNY
31:00 <Pieter> Tug it
31:00 <Atari> i used to love breakdancing in the early 80's
31:00 <Pieter> TUG ON ITTTTTT
31:00 <Atari> BMX riding in the 80's
31:00 <georgeandwell> nirvana had some ok songs
31:00 <Skirmish> I bet your grandkids would love to know that their pop scabs from bins Atari. 
31:00 <Atari> roller blading
31:00 <Atari> so fuck you
31:00 <Atari> been there and done that
31:00 <Pieter> I wont last long
31:00 <Atari> i am your god
32:00 <druidess> five nurofen to fix my headache 
32:00 <Skirmish> Stomach ulcer incoming ... 
32:00 <Atari> hey i got videos of me skateboarding, snowboarding, bmx, roller skating, ice skating
32:00 <Atari> all the shit you do to
32:00 <Atari> and i love trance dj tiesto :P
32:00 <druidess> nah i rarely have ibuprofen
33:00 <Skirmish> There were no video cameras around when you were a kid you lying fuck Atari. 
33:00 <georgeandwell>  r any of u hipsters
33:00 <georgeandwell> ?
33:00 <druidess> but i had a bad headache 
33:00 <Atari> fuck ibu man use panadeine forte
33:00 <crash> herron
33:00 <crash> da best
33:00 <Atari> super 8 you stupid fuck
33:00 <Atari> super 8 video camera
33:00 <georgeandwell> betacam
33:00 <druidess> i was gonna get some but cbf chemist
34:00 <Atari> Skirmish, is like a teen
34:00 <Skirmish> Your family was too poor to have a Super8 Atari. You just come on the internet to troll your lies. Nobody is fooled by it. 
34:00 <Atari> fuck this he is on ignore
34:00 <georgeandwell> i invented super 8
35:00 <Atari> Skirmish, i was on austnet when you were in nappies, (some) of the admins know me well
35:00 <druidess> i had one u could plug in ur tv with cartridges n a disk drive
35:00 <Skirmish> Austnet wasn't around when I was in nappies. 
35:00 <Atari> 1995 was nappie time
35:00 <georgeandwell> man nappies
35:00 <Skirmish> There was no internet when I was in nappies. 
35:00 <georgeandwell> im in nappies right now
35:00 <Atari> 1995 you were in nappies
35:00 <druidess> and then a few yrs upgraded to the grey one with the littler disks
35:00 <Atari> stupid rebellious child
35:00 <druidess> i miss ataris
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yea boi this dr pat pipe tobacco is choice!
36:00 <Atari> he is making me angry
36:00 <Atari> i aint falling for this
36:00 <Atari> brb
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
36:00 <Atari> hang on druidess
36:00 <druidess> i was 15
36:00 <Atari> i dont get angry
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent had this stuff in 2 yrs!
36:00 <Maurice> In 1995 Skirmish was plowing fridges
36:00 <Atari> it aint my style
36:00 <Atari> i am not into haters
36:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana cht pvt
36:00 <Atari> need to figure out ignore
36:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: 1998. 
36:00 <druidess> nah george
37:00 <Atari> ok
37:00 <Atari> so yeah
37:00 <Skirmish> Her name was Danielle. She was a swimmer. She was a very square shouldered girl. I took her virginity and dumped her. 
37:00 <Maurice> Filthy strumpet
37:00 <georgeandwell> 1998 i was smoking pot
37:00 <Skirmish> I was an asshole to the Fridge. 
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <Maurice> Storing everything in it
37:00 <druidess> wat was ur fav atari game 
38:00 <Skirmish> OH YEAH! Kept opening the fridge up in her parents pool. 
38:00 <Atari> hmm
38:00 <Atari> tetris
38:00 <druidess> tetris:/
38:00 <Atari> logic
38:00 <Atari> hard game
38:00 <druidess> hmm
38:00 <Atari> logic and luck :) haha
39:00 <Atari> only 2 things in that game
39:00 <Atari> logic and lucj
39:00 <Atari> k
39:00 <druidess> k
40:00 <Atari> would love to see some of these wiz's out there do a tetris in pure c code
40:00 <crash> river raid was the best atari game
40:00 <crash> atari 2600 anyway
40:00 <Atari> i liked pitfall2
40:00 <crash> pitfall was good
41:00 <Atari> pitfall 1 sucked
41:00 <Atari> then again the logic was based on donkey kong
41:00 <crash> if i remember correctly activision done river raid
41:00 <Atari> they took pitfall from donkey kong
42:00 <Atari> yeah 
42:00 <Atari> taito and konami program for aristocrat and bally
42:00 <Atari> in amiga code
43:00 <Atari> all the fucking slot machine in tabaret are amiga code
44:00 <Atari> you could download the roms to all the slot machines of bally and aristocrat
44:00 <Atari> but where the fuck
44:00 <Atari> i would love to see the logic
44:00 <Skirmish> I got stabbed at a break and enter at Aristocrat in 2005. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Fucking kids with their sharp wood files! *shakes fist*
45:00 <Atari> if you see the code, you could win in slots
45:00 <Atari> if you are a programmer
45:00 <Atari> on a 1 cent machine
45:00 <Atari> max is a 1 cent bet
45:00 <Atari> 1 credit 1 line
45:00 <Atari> and 5 dollar max bet
46:00 <Atari> read the logic to the code
46:00 <Atari> and win big
46:00 <Atari> with 1 and 1
46:00 <Atari> and then 500 bet
46:00 <Atari> just got to know when it is going to happen in the logic code
47:00 <Atari> steal the code
47:00 <Atari> it goes in chance and percentage
47:00 <Atari> of next big win
47:00 <Atari> bbl
47:00 <Atari> all the best
49:00 <SassyMeMow> AKJFSHJKAHFDFDKLHFKADJKALHAS
49:00 <SassyMeMow> ahem.
50:00 <Picard> i need a root
51:00 <Serenity> ask your wife
51:00 <crash> do you have to ask ?
52:00 <Atari> http://www.konami.com.au/
53:00 <Atari> aussies own it :)
53:00 <Atari> hahaha
53:00 <Picard> she said no
53:00 <Atari> http://www.taito.com/
54:00 <Picard> are u available for a bit of skype play Serenity
55:00 <Atari> One of the longest running companies in the videogame business (with a company history dating back to 1953, where it serves as a sundry goods distribution company and vending machine manufacturing company called Taito Trading Company), Taito is a Japanese company that produces videogame titles for a large number of platforms and markets. Its products include the enormously popular Space Invaders franchise (released in 1978.)
55:00 <Atari> Taito Corp. is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd. and is headquartered in Tokyo, Japan.
58:00 <Picard> Serenity pm me please
58:00 <Atari> http://www.aristocrat.com.au/Pages/default.aspx
59:00 <Atari> http://ballytech.com/
59:00 <Atari> all those links are for future coders
59:00 <Atari> they are the oldest and most elite companies in code
59:00 <Atari> they program for NASA
00:00 <Picard> Levamisole
01:00 <Picard> fuck me thunder and lightning now
02:00 <georgeandwell> hi again
02:00 <Picard> hi george
02:00 <georgeandwell> hey
03:00 <Picard> how are you lad?
03:00 <georgeandwell> not too bad except for the heat
03:00 <Serenity> hello
03:00 <Serenity> i dont use skype anymore
03:00 <Picard> heat has been terrible
03:00 <Picard> Serenity what can we use then?
03:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but it will be cool tomorrow
03:00 <Serenity> lets use face time
03:00 <Picard> no here, we are expecting 44
03:00 <Picard> ok
04:00 <Picard> pm me
05:00 <georgeandwell> thats crazy
05:00 <Picard> sure is
05:00 <Picard> then 41 saturday
06:00 <georgeandwell> thats not gnarly
06:00 <Atari> http://forum-s3.pinside.com/201201/144786/16592.jpg
06:00 <Atari> i own it
06:00 <Picard> Serenity
06:00 <Atari> it is a pinball from 1953
07:00 <Atari> dude ranch
08:00 <Atari> so do you all go to beach and shit ?
08:00 <Atari> heaps of fun
09:00 <Atari> fuck i wish i was in my 20's doing it
09:00 <Atari> used to love surfing
09:00 <slower> why shit on the beach
09:00 <Atari> hahaha
09:00 <Atari> i actually did that once in greece
10:00 <Atari> i was drunk
10:00 <Atari> took a shit in the holy sea
10:00 <Atari> holy shit
10:00 <Atari> rofl
10:00 <slower> god will punish you
10:00 <Picard> Serenity i wont last forever u better msg me soon
10:00 <Atari> dude, i did not mean it
10:00 <slower> your ass will seal up
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Poke War rages on!
11:00 <Atari> i will get a knife and tear me a new asshole
11:00 <Atari> the holy sea aint that hot anyway, it is over rated, no fish ffs
12:00 <Atari> too salty
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> weird
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls um
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
16:00 <druidess> u r
16:00 <Doodle> nour
17:00 <druidess> ur mean
17:00 <Doodle> i'm lovely
17:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Destiny's Child - Do You Hear What I Hear.mp3 (5.41MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:54)
17:00 <druidess> i hate that nick lol
17:00 <druidess> that songs just as bad
18:00 <JingleBalls> poo 2 u
18:00 <druidess> poo on u
18:00 <couleurs> Jumpin' , Jumpin' , Jumpin'
18:00 <JingleBalls> :o
18:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 D12 - Shit On You.mp3 (6.92MB 192kbps Stereo 5:02)
19:00 <druidess> loll
20:00 <JingleBalls> teehehe
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I shit on you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> duh duh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck my housemate talks a lot of shit
20:00 <JingleBalls> pot, kettle
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a genius apparently
20:00 <Bastardly_One> duh duh duh duh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hi, I'll be a kettle
20:00 <JingleBalls> jeanyus
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hotter
20:00 <Bastardly_One> reow!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you called My son?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I found out his dodgy secret
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that I thought he might have
21:00 <druidess> ur doodles dad¿
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he said Jayzarse
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus ... duh ... so yes
22:00 <druidess> when?
22:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive have  u ever stuck your cock in a glory hole?
25:00 <JingleBalls> crikey
25:00 <JingleBalls> thats a bit forward
26:00 <Atari> it is 28 now, nice
26:00 <Atari> good time for the beach
26:00 <Atari> naked swimming
27:00 <Atari> lol
27:00 <Atari> how the fuck do you bother doing irc on iphone Skirmish ?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh mang
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana hang ma new punchin bag up NOW
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> not tomorrow!!
28:00 <Atari> whatever happened to megamanga ?
28:00 <JingleBalls> died
28:00 <JingleBalls> from aids
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
28:00 <Atari> :(
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasnt sad
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> we rejoyced
28:00 <JingleBalls> we had a party
29:00 <JingleBalls> i had ice cream
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a gay ritualistic orgy
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked the ballsinberry
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
29:00 <Atari> umm
29:00 <JingleBalls> oh yeah and that
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
29:00 <JingleBalls> i forgot about that
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all fargot bout it
30:00 <Atari> Penis envy in Freudian psychoanalysis refers to the theorized reaction of a girl during her psychosexual development to the realization that she does not have a penis. Freud considered this realization a defining moment in the development of gender and sexual identity for women[1]  the parallel reaction in boys to the realization that women do not have a penis being castration anxiety. In contemporary culture, the term sometimes refers inexactly 
30:00 <JingleBalls> er
30:00 <druidess>  
30:00 <JingleBalls> i have my mistletoe belt buckle on
30:00 <druidess> cuddles
30:00 <JingleBalls> ;)
31:00 <JingleBalls> lieb miene aubstchminke!
32:00 <druidess> ich leibe schwartz walder kiersch torte
32:00 <JingleBalls> bless you
33:00 <druidess> danke
33:00 <JingleBalls> ^_^
33:00 <JingleBalls> i should be in bed
33:00 <JingleBalls> what a rebel
33:00 <druidess> fine 
33:00 <druidess> go
33:00 <JingleBalls> i didn't say i was going jeeez
33:00 <druidess> ok cool
33:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Jessica Simpson - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.mp3 (4.49MB 128kbps Stereo 4:53)
33:00 <JingleBalls> 4u
34:00 <druidess> fu
34:00 <JingleBalls> re00www
34:00 <JingleBalls> i'm the one who has to listen to it
35:00 <druidess> now ur just the doodle that i used to know
35:00 <JingleBalls> thank god i dont have that song
35:00 <JingleBalls> or i'd have to listen to that too
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen ooomp
36:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, ooomp ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 hours 4 minutes ago (19.12. 17:31) stating "Quit: Bye" after spending 1 hour 1 minute there.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah k
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks cunt
38:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Whitney Houston - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.mp3 (10.99MB 128kbps Stereo 12:00)
39:00 <JingleBalls> man everyone who sings xmas carols is dead
39:00 <JingleBalls> theres a lesson in there somewhere
45:00 <beehhh> hi i'm getting sony xpreria e dual
45:00 <beehhh> i never had a touch screen fhone before
46:00 <beehhh> people only believe me when i spoke out
46:00 <beehhh> 47 ronin was shit but keanu reeves looks forveryouger
47:00 <beehhh> lean body
47:00 <JingleBalls> shh
51:00 <simba> 4:1)
52:00 <Picard> sumba
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> pipe tobacco 4 eva!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> so nice
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lasted ages 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> shimumba
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Laughs with Hyenas
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> formerly known as simba
53:00 <simba> calm down
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> son
54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
54:00 <georgeandwell> evry1
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah tonite is so not the nite for girl with the dragon tattoo :/
54:00 <Picard> lol panda
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i bought dr pat pipe tobacco
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> so choice
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent had it since my buddy gave me this pipe
55:00 <georgeandwell> for the thinking man
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> well said
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh bella grr
56:00 <beehhh> boom
56:00 <beehhh> im from all the way canada
56:00 <Mew> canadangladesh
56:00 <beehhh> two of my uncles are
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!!!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew got my punching bag from synergy today woo
57:00 <georgeandwell> canadia is crap
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta wait till tomoz for my mate to bring rope around tho
57:00 <beehhh> they living in vancouver other moved out to new york
57:00 <georgeandwell> worse than aussieland
57:00 <beehhh> mums youger brother
57:00 <Mew> i.. i.. dont care
57:00 <Mew> lol
57:00 <faux> rofl
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah thought id say
57:00 <beehhh> canada is best place for poor people
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> case i mention it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you start yapping
57:00 <beehhh> heaven is a place on earth
57:00 <Pieter> Woo kastro nd
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
58:00 <beehhh> Australia invites rich only
58:00 <Pieter> N dr phil is on
58:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do u always say that couleurs?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got one?
58:00 <georgeandwell> melbourne kicked out the indian students and replaced them with chinese
58:00 <beehhh> my ex is more like that witchcraft lady from 47 ronin
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit that
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno whats good
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Seven Samauri
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> u like that movie beehhh?
59:00 <georgeandwell> yeah 
59:00 <couleurs> 4 the attention
59:00 <Pieter> I love kastro
59:00 <georgeandwell> good movie
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 georgeandwell
59:00 <beehhh> seven samurai i watched long long time ago when i was in high skool
59:00 <georgeandwell> holloywood should make a remake
59:00 <georgeandwell> teehee
59:00 <beehhh> can barely recall
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ueaj
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah* if they did it right
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> id prefer a south korean remake or european
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe french
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> they did a great job with Brotherhood of the Wolf
00:00 <beehhh> but the xmen got hot asian chick out of tom, keanu, and hugh
00:00 <georgeandwell> what about sth american
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> thatd be dope
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> but who'd replace the samauri
00:00 <beehhh> they have largest screen for movies costs only 3aud per movie
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> like cartel disassociates
00:00 <beehhh> 2.5aud
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> cobras
01:00 <georgeandwell> lou diamond philips
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> word!
01:00 <georgeandwell> and steven segal
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is so good in Longmire
01:00 <beehhh> very cheap to study in msia now its rainy season
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> well the samauri do vary in age
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm ehehe 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i want it remade!
01:00 <georgeandwell> its an old movie
01:00 <beehhh> stay in a mild weather dont chase the summer
01:00 <georgeandwell> but a goodie
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen Bellatrix
02:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Bellatrix ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 minutes ago (19.12. 21:54) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 9 minutes there.
02:00 <beehhh> nor winter
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 9
02:00 <beehhh> stay between the planet
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> La Fetee
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> is great
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> french film that 12 Monkeys was based on
02:00 <beehhh> i was born on the kuiper belt
02:00 <georgeandwell> they should \make a movie about beeh
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 30 mins of still b&w photographs with narrative
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols!
02:00 <beehhh> true that
03:00 <Mew> two indians and a bipolar bear walk into a bar
03:00 <georgeandwell> call struggles in australia
03:00 <beehhh> i want ausie hero who plays me in tan
03:00 <Mew> everyone else stops talking and leaves
03:00 <Mew> :'(
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew you dont even know what bipolar is
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> why keep saying it?
03:00 <beehhh> Mew can act as the hookers i used to visit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> She's an idiot
03:00 <beehhh> ooohh
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> she mistook a weather thingo for a compass
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> so did her idiot mother
03:00 <georgeandwell> beeh what year did u go to brothels
03:00 <Mew> everyday im rustlin
04:00 <thestig> IM COMING OVER TO BASH YA PANDAS
04:00 <thestig> looooooolllllllll
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana have a cider first
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
04:00 <thestig> not that bulmers shit
04:00 <beehhh> i only visited n had an intro but couldnt root cause of budger short ...was more like a window shopping by me
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT BURN MY KITCHEN FLOOR AGAIN PIRATE WITH UR HASH OIL BRO PLS DONT
04:00 <thestig> budwiser forty ounce
04:00 <beehhh> mostly asian hookers are in sydney
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cast away pear cider
04:00 <beehhh> but brisbane dont have many asian hooker
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a lil skull vodka but thats for a friend
04:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
04:00 <Mew> is there a mark on the floor?
04:00 <georgeandwell> true
05:00 <beehhh> melbourne is a mixed bag of everything
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah had the vinyl replaced
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> replacing carpet next
05:00 <georgeandwell> melbourne has the best hookers
05:00 <beehhh> you see hookers from all walks of a life
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> hated that kitchen floor
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dropped a plate on it
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> left a long scratch in it
05:00 <georgeandwell> the best hookers are aussie girls
05:00 <Mew> some weird things happen in your kitchen
05:00 <georgeandwell> they are most friendly
05:00 <georgeandwell> i like them
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you showing up
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fat and stupid
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> dyl selling u drugs
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> weird shit.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
06:00 <Mew> everyday im rustlin
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, here I am
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go to bootcamp and come on irc and tell everyone to boost my confidence
06:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell go to collangatta they apparantly got the best beach babes working there i forgot the name of that place but not so hard to find any locals would show ya
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig u proud of me bro
06:00 <beehhh> syd got 14yo
06:00 <georgeandwell> the russian and asian girls r not friendly cos they work for criminal gangs
06:00 <Mew> i love bootcamp why wouldnt i talk about it lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls show me attention bro
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lock up ya valuables
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> why comment on things I talk about
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> to bring me down?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate's secret is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> guess
07:00 <Mew> exercise is like free drugs
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> like I said, idiot.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> just discover this, this summer Mew?
07:00 <Mew> you wouldnt be "brought down" if you didnt lie about your whole life on irc lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm back
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> see there we go
07:00 <Mew> helloooooooooooooooo b1
07:00 <georgeandwell> did u know...on my mission to mars....
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the channel now focuses on ME!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin it again
07:00 <Mew> I SAID HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO B1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I found out my new housemate's secret
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a life ellie mac
08:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what it is
08:00 <mystique> anyone else here had a problem with their PS4?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> HAI MEW! <3
08:00 <beehhh> cant guess
08:00 <georgeandwell> i was so lonely...that when i found a fly that was in my luggage it was my only living friend
08:00 <couleurs> no not me
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> heaps of ppl have mystique
08:00 <Mew> whats the seekrit
08:00 <georgeandwell> but the fly died after a few weeks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mystique lemme guess ... loaded a game and it froze right?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One said his failed out of the box
08:00 <mystique> mine just shut down and woudnt restart
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> just wait for the update
08:00 <georgeandwell> and the only life was millions of miles away on earth
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> they'll put out an update
08:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to the faulty PS4
08:00 <mystique> thats freaking ridiculous, its BRAND NEW
08:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what you have to do?
08:00 <beehhh> lots of offer on the table but money is only short
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox put one out
08:00 <megamanga> lol fail
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
08:00 <beehhh> you better not cry
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> now it loads in 8 seconds
08:00 <beehhh> hums
08:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what you have to do mystique?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> take it back I'm afraid
09:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> as in turning on
09:00 <Mew> is your ps4 faulty PandasDontDrive?
09:00 <partay> georgeandwell you need to get laid STAT
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the local EB Games manager got one day of release
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway its at mums
09:00 <Bastardly_One> his failed out of the box
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the secret
09:00 <Mew> why is it at your mums 
09:00 <couleurs> can't wait 4 the xbox update when they put all the DRM back in lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a morph junky
09:00 <mystique> take it back?:)
09:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell likes asian girl but scared if they runs away from him
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i have something to do there
09:00 <beehhh> hes asian himself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mystique ... if it doesn't turn back on ... not being a smart fuck
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so interested in my life
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you want to go to my last job site and ask for me?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> look up on google about the faults in the Aust first run
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you did with enzos
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucked is that?
10:00 <simba> deja vu
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> stalker
10:00 <mystique> nah, all good, thanks guys. i rang up and they tried to tell me i did it wrong cause i'm female
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is srsly fucked up ellie
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> stalking someone to their old work
10:00 <megamanga> 1% fail rate
10:00 <beehhh> asian girls are only good in bed but aussie girls are good at work
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no way only 1%
10:00 <Mew> woah
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
10:00 <Mew> i didnt look in here for like 7 seconds
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell that to EB GAMES manager even
10:00 <megamanga> yeah its about 1% dude
10:00 <Mew> and the rustle is still strong
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u came to adels n went out of ur way to go to my old work and ask for me
10:00 <simba> panda (L)s mew
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's called stalking
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they can't even get a working one to a store manager
11:00 <beehhh> and my out of ordered penis
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> very obsessive behavior
11:00 <megamanga> lol must be worse than
11:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooo, did I mention my housemate is nodding off to the news?
11:00 <mystique> i'm latina, but i'll remember that about aussy girls,
11:00 <Mew> are you still mad cos you got caught out about a job you never had lol
11:00 <Mew> that sux
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
11:00 <Mew> you need to heal
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u need therapy
11:00 <fawks> I went to Adelaide to knock n run on simbas door
11:00 <Bastardly_One> latina eh?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes u do
11:00 <Pieter>  Nite mah lil non piets!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> a/s/l?
11:00 <Mew> i dont think so
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> always asking me questions
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> rocking up at a restaurant i worked at
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> not so sane Mew
12:00 <Bastardly_One> someone is fishing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bait is always good
12:00 <fawks> fushing bru
12:00 <Mew> your compulsive lying and frequent rage outbursts intrigue me
12:00 <Mew> you're like a real crazy person
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fushing ... choice
12:00 <mystique> thanks guys *waves bye*
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a nice retort
12:00 <megamanga> mew have you banned pirate from the pc lol
12:00 <beehhh> simba started the fire in murrylands during the day trying to backburn the bush but burnt 1000 of hecters instead
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> twist things around anywhich way you like ellie
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> shows just how stupid you really are.
12:00 <Mew> haha no hes still on irc he just doesnt come in #melbourne anymore cos retards annoy him
12:00 <beehhh> he stuffs thing up all the time
12:00 <megamanga> i like to twist my dick around
13:00 <megamanga> oh that makes sense 
13:00 <Mew> he still goes in cbf adelaidesa and cats
13:00 <fawks> mate pirate was smart enough to rid himself from these cockdrops
13:00 <fawks> maybe*
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> retards equal me aparently
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pirate is the retard  Mew
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cmon x drug addict
13:00 <Bastardly_One> retards make the screen move
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and provide me something to mock
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <Mew> <PandasDontDrive> retards equal me aparently
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice choice to mate with
13:00 <Mew> that is such a chris thing to type lol
13:00 <beehhh> he is the reason all the cattle of south strayalia were dead
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol is it lol
13:00 <fawks> i not retard
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> said the stalker
14:00 <Bastardly_One> i no stalker
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no her
14:00 <Bastardly_One> i no obsessed
14:00 <fawks> Says the fatty. - Element
14:00 <Mew> except chris knows hes dumb he doesnt think hes a deep philosophical dickbag
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no you
14:00 <beehhh> no more export of weath either
14:00 <Bastardly_One> her fish
14:00 <megamanga> all these drunk cunts from town are driving into the premsises
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you bait
14:00 <beehhh> he burnt them all
14:00 <megamanga> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol really J?
14:00 <beehhh> by a bloody mistake
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been to kill ya
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I would too sometimes
14:00 <beehhh> - tim noonan nine news
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> KIll J Volume 1
15:00 <fawks> lordy
15:00 <beehhh> brb filling cuppa with more tea
15:00 <Bastardly_One> should I be nice and give Loof a job offer when I see him?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or is he a lazy leech?
15:00 <beehhh> no just lock him up behind bars
16:00 <beehhh> he now a social pest not capable of doing anything
16:00 <Excessive> eheh, baby occy
17:00 <Skirmish> I hate how this app leaves a warning that someone said my nick but then doesn't highlight it to make it easy to find later. 
17:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the jews shutdown piratebay again
17:00 <Excessive> mIRc is the same Skirmish
17:00 <fawks> what app
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> why wont' these jews give up
18:00 <Skirmish> Colloquies
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> is it about xmas
18:00 <fawks> Excessive: you can highlight a colour for when someone says your name
18:00 <fawks> it's in address book.
18:00 <Excessive> riiiite
18:00 <beehhh> dont buy acer phone are shite rather get the sony xperia e dual only one piece remain
18:00 <partay> like fawks has 'facial' highlighted
19:00 <fawks> RIIIIIIGHT
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a programmer for phone apps
19:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot mate
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
19:00 <Bastardly_One> roooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
19:00 <fawks> Skirmish it does highlight it but if it's scrolled too high you won't find it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> (epic fail by me)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a really fucking annoying highlight
20:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's highlighting now but before I couldn't find anything. 
20:00 <Excessive> buuuuuuuuuurp
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna kill jkl if he starts tonight
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks stop ignoring me
20:00 <beehhh> anline yoghurt mixed berry were awesomely delicious n healthy comes in a pack of two
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do you hate me fawks?
21:00 <fawks> oh god
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck man I was losing it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was really gonna snap at him when you and Serenity were mocking his drama queen rant
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ...
21:00 <beehhh> things i've never done before
21:00 <Excessive> I got a $7.99 pack of marinated baby octopus from woolies, jus havin em now
21:00 <fawks> yum
21:00 <beehhh> i like rainy days
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeappp im sexy
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Nite people
22:00 <PietSAbabe> BUMS
23:00 <PietSAbabe> *gone*
23:00 <beehhh> Excessive im not a fan of octagon but i do love prawns
23:00 <fawks> yuck
23:00 <fawks> octagon lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of octogons
23:00 <Skirmish> We all know he's not gone. He's sitting there desperately hoping for some acknowledgement. Fuck your life sucks Pieter. 
23:00 <beehhh> location location
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm using an old octogon table as a desk
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's awesome
23:00 <Mew> wow
23:00 <Mew> what are the chances 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> eight corners to fill shit with
24:00 <fawks> octagon ok
24:00 <beehhh> concern is would i survive or not there
24:00 <Mew> fawks do u like nuts
25:00 <Mew> its a weird question but im eating the most delicious mix right now
25:00 <fawks> f yeah
25:00 <megamanga> fawks
25:00 <megamanga> do u liek deez nutssssss
25:00 <frayedknot> nuts are the best
25:00 <fawks> I love those little corn ones
25:00 <Mew> yEEEEEEEEEE boi
25:00 <fawks> toasted corn
25:00 <beehhh> visit blue mountain everything is half price there now until feb 2014
25:00 <beehhh> trun back from GC and visit BM
25:00 <Excessive> I jus went over the road and did a quick shop at like 11 got the baby octopus, some cherries, 2 big cans of red bull and 3 longnecks of woodstock n cola
25:00 <beehhh> surprise surprise
26:00 <Mew> im eating almonds, pistachios, little white choc buttons and dried cranberries
26:00 <Mew> the party in my mouth is going off
26:00 <beehhh> wish i was a robot making love to mew on a fridge
26:00 <fawks> yum
26:00 <Mew> i need security for it
26:00 <fawks> lmao
26:00 <couleurs> i'm a party
26:00 <fawks> wtf beehhh 
26:00 <Mew> wanna come in my mouth?
26:00 <couleurs> ok
27:00 <megamanga> ill come in your mouth
27:00 <megamanga> ahurrr
27:00 <Mew> security sed no
27:00 <Mew> u cant wear airmaxs in my mouth
27:00 <couleurs> let me put my shoes on!!!!!!
27:00 <Mew> no mohawks
27:00 <Mew> sry
27:00 <Mew> is that a fake id
28:00 <couleurs> i'm 12
28:00 <megamanga> im wearing steelcaps
28:00 <megamanga> pullin on the boots
29:00 <Mew> LOL
29:00 <Skirmish> :D
29:00 <Mew> "ladies night tonight, sorry buddy"
29:00 <Skirmish> "you think you're getting in wearing that? Don't think so"
30:00 <Mew> a girl walks up to my mouth wearing a ripped handkercheif as a dress
30:00 <megamanga> no entry YO PUSSAY STANK
30:00 <Mew> "in you go love"
30:00 <beehhh> oh Skirmish, he only got robot fingers
31:00 <megamanga> damn
31:00 <megamanga> melbourne to tokyo 299 one way
31:00 <beehhh> must be air asia
32:00 <beehhh> KL to all destination of oz are 299
33:00 <couleurs> KL to all destination of hell are 666
33:00 <Excessive> ah ye ............. and I got these big mutha fucker strawberries ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1488176_10200679791111805_847205776_n.jpg
34:00 <beehhh> well i didnt run them over
35:00 <Skirmish> KLF 3AM CENTRAL EXIT THE MOO MOO
35:00 <megamanga> klf gonna rock yaall
36:00 <Skirmish> ANCIENT AND JUSTIFIED, JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.dailymuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/healthy-dessert-yogurt-protein-1.jpg
37:00 <beehhh> even if I did i'm sorry
37:00 <crash> beehhh and kevin rudd walk into a bar
37:00 <megamanga> kevin rudd orders a flirtini yeah?
38:00 <crash> hmm sounds accurate
38:00 <beehhh> most porn stars are gay
38:00 <crash> where did you get those stats beehhh 
39:00 <beehhh> from my brain
39:00 <crash> beehhh: honestly i don't even know how you connect to the internet
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> binder wants to blops2 after
40:00 <crash> i played that the other day - got smashed
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i rocked it earlier
40:00 <crash> like score wise
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> saved the game film
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
40:00 <crash> thought it would be easy after so much time on bf
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> smashed up a nice bloodthirsty
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah two dif games
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> dif tactics
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> im waiting for a bf4 update
41:00 <partay> i would pwn anyone here in MW3
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick of the glitching
41:00 <crash> im just talking about normal assualt stuff
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah mate
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wouldnt pwn me
41:00 <crash> troop vs troop
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> or my clan
41:00 <crash> you get a lot more time to aim in bf
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill 360 mw3 u netime
41:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive we've had this discussion.. i would make you my bitch
41:00 <crash> but you get a shitload more recoil too
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> put me to the test
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont just brag
42:00 <partay> xbox is gay
42:00 <partay> no-one uses an xbox
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you lose
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> knownothingknowitall
42:00 <partay> unless you have a touch of the gay
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> u lose
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause xbox is where its at
43:00 <couleurs> join my fifa clan
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got fifa 14
43:00 <beehhh> show u my xmas shopping
43:00 <crash> can we bring guns ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> love the quick matches
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk what to watch now
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf gaming
43:00 <crash> guns in fifa could work
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> CRASH bro
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally bought this wicked boxing bag today
43:00 <megamanga> fuck i love the angry divorcee on daria
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> made by the place i train at
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> they make quality as, this ones more for kickboxing n muay thai
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am seriously thinking of going to the dark side
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its soft
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and possibly getting a One
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to carry it all the way back home lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel dirty saying that
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit weighs more than me
44:00 <Excessive> come to join mah crew Bastardly_One?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on what?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> partay u got a clan
45:00 <beehhh> i bought need for speed the raivals today
45:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSUSFow70no
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyz II Men - On Bended Knee (Oct 8, 2009) 5:54 - Category: Music - 15,936,293 views - 37,191 likes (97.8%), 829 dislikes (2.2%)
45:00 <Excessive> in the "other world"
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> my clan's one the tops in aus, prob top 3
45:00 <Atari> hi folks
45:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I see crew I think
45:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA Online
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf playin that online
45:00 <Atari> i bought day  1 gta v
45:00 <Atari> it sucks
45:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive no.. but i have a crew
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> crew
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's called a clan ey
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive over 60 in mine
45:00 <beehhh> http://uncrate.com/p/2008/08/schick-quattro-trimmer.jpg
46:00 <Atari> you do a bank robbery and the game ends
46:00 <Atari> union depository
46:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
46:00 <partay> well i dont have a clan tag if thats what youre asking
46:00 <beehhh> shaving until all the bitches get back
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> checked stats earlier today n against enemies we're 83 percent
46:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
46:00 <Bastardly_One> OI
46:00 <Atari> it ends with the union bank robber
46:00 <Bastardly_One> pandas hasn't finished
46:00 <Atari> robbery
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> n thats on ghosts
46:00 <beehhh> some called me bald
46:00 <Bastardly_One> SHUT UP idiot
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol soz
46:00 <Atari> gta v sux
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it was easy
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> gta v rocks
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I give you that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but Pandas hasn't finished
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool campaign
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so stfu
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <Atari> PandasDontDrive, but no more missions after union job
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> finished :P
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh have ya?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> how those games go
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking easy was it?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it was too easy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I never finished IV
47:00 <Atari> karen dies Bastardly_One
47:00 <beehhh> i told a hot asian girl my dick dont work and she kept teasing me on sight
47:00 <Atari> she gets gunned down at the wedding
48:00 <Atari> in gta iv
48:00 <beehhh> megamanga meet Atari is the person you were seeking for
48:00 <Atari> its sad as fuck the old one
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt bother with 4 much
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> or 3
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt mind 2
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1 was depressing
48:00 <Atari> 3 is shit
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5 rules
48:00 <Atari> anything past 4 is ok
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba was right sayin id like it brb fone
48:00 <beehhh> what have we got here
48:00 <beehhh> a failure to communicate
49:00 <Atari> gta 6 has to be 128 bit era
49:00 <Atari> fuck 64 bit
49:00 <Atari> they got 10 years to do it in 128 bit
49:00 <Atari> going to love 128 bit gaming
49:00 <megamanga> 64bit is enough addressing for now
49:00 <Skirmish> ALLLLLLLWAYS!  AND I'LL BE THERE, FOREVER AND A DAY .... ALLLLLLLWAYS. 
49:00 <Atari> megamanga not really
49:00 <Skirmish> Jon Bovi. 
50:00 <Atari> megamanga if they rendered googles maps, you could fly the world in real time
50:00 <megamanga> how fascinating
50:00 <Atari> use google maps as the emphasis for a game
50:00 <Atari> i am a coder
50:00 <Atari> i think of tommorow
50:00 <beehhh> canada has lots of snowy mountain trails ends up in alaska
50:00 <Atari> tommorow land
51:00 <megamanga> ive already done that
51:00 <megamanga> i rendered a game from it at uni
51:00 <beehhh> not lived if you haven explore them
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I need an phone app programmer
51:00 <Atari> you rendered the whole world ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> real
51:00 <Atari> like fuck you did
51:00 <beehhh> i owe to google earth for showing me the light
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate does actually
51:00 <Atari> maybe in 50 years
51:00 <crash> im starting to take a liking to davidoff
52:00 <Atari> when it is 1024 bit
52:00 <beehhh> a compus might need during the day at night you dont
52:00 <Atari> we are only scraping the edge of graphics
52:00 <Atari> this is the pioneering stages
52:00 <Atari> you need 1024 bit to render a real world
53:00 <Atari> you know shit about coding
53:00 <Atari> just know how to hack
53:00 <Atari> hack what someone else found
53:00 <Pieter> Nite kiddos
53:00 <Atari> megamanga, impossible
53:00 <Skirmish> Die in a meth explosion Pieter. 
53:00 <Atari> learn coding
53:00 <Atari> we are only 5th generation coders in 2013
53:00 <megamanga> ugh
54:00 <Pieter> Maybe later you morbid fool
54:00 <Atari> assembly is only 128 bit ffs
54:00 <Pieter> *gone*
54:00 <beehhh> nsw cops letting kids to sell drugs
54:00 <Atari> asm
54:00 <Atari> assembler
54:00 <Atari> they use assembler to code satellites
54:00 <beehhh> laws are lenient
54:00 <Bastardly_One> assembler?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to 1990
54:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you might of done shit once
55:00 <Atari> that is why you know shit
55:00 <beehhh> one offence is not good enough
55:00 <Atari> it is used by government
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah next you be talking pascal
55:00 <Atari> it is 128 bit now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I repeat
55:00 <Atari> just assembler
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the 90s want their programming languages back
55:00 <beehhh> blackmarket business worth 10billion dollar in oz
55:00 <Atari> used by governments and the military
55:00 <Atari> you talk crap
55:00 <Atari> lamer
55:00 <Atari> go learn and code
55:00 <beehhh> there is always a loop hole
55:00 <Atari> stop stealing code
56:00 <Atari> fucking loser
56:00 <megamanga> god you were annoying
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Atari> lol my arse
56:00 <beehhh> fuck that im enjoying this hot tea cuppa with choco bar
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he is yeah mega?
56:00 <Atari> laughter shows how much a dick you ate
56:00 <Atari> are
56:00 <megamanga> was...
56:00 <megamanga> ignore pew pew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I should use ignore
56:00 <Atari> i want the young to learn
56:00 <Atari> they are intelligent
57:00 <Atari> stop being a dick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, start with stop pretending to know shit
57:00 <Atari> i aint a genius
57:00 <Atari> i know fuck all
57:00 <Bastardly_One> when you don't know dick all
57:00 <Atari> but i got 30 years of coding behind me
57:00 <Atari> and still i dont know shit
57:00 <Atari> i still learn
57:00 <Bastardly_One> know the old BBS on C64?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and haxoring shit?
57:00 <Atari> and there are 20 year olds that know more then me
57:00 <Atari> bbs are dead
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was there ... so ...
57:00 <Atari> so what
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of know how dated you are talking
58:00 <Atari> a 12 year old can log onto a bbs boards
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so stop pretending you know about anything current
58:00 <doctor> You're all so very old
58:00 <Atari> telix and dos and ppp
58:00 <Atari> zmoden
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you know of
58:00 <Atari> zmodem
58:00 <Atari> at&f1
58:00 <Atari> so fucking what
58:00 <Atari> learn to code
58:00 <beehhh> ashamed who defines me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pre 1995
58:00 <Atari> stop stealing code
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so quit pretending
58:00 <Atari> lame ass fuck
58:00 <Atari> dont make you a haxxor
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I steal code now?
59:00 <Atari> need to code to learn hax
59:00 <Atari> dick
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying I was one of those kids on BBS's ... not hanging with Assange or anything but doing the same shit
59:00 <Skirmish> pfft just sub 7 it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you are talking dated shit and you know it
59:00 <Atari> need to code to learn haxxing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
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