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00:00 <Bastardly_One> and your point?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the code stealing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I call it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> looking around
00:00 <megamanga> tonight on sick sad world
00:00 <Atari> the military use assembler to code hardware, microcontrollers in 128 bit code, ASM is 128 bit now for Solaris Systems
00:00 <Atari> Xicor 2014
00:00 <Atari> you are a fucking idiot
01:00 <beehhh> Atari go lick a hookers clit and shove ur nose in bum
01:00 <Bastardly_One> have you finished?
01:00 <Atari> Xicor Systems
01:00 <Bastardly_One> because the aim is to shut you up
01:00 <Atari> the aim is, you are a shit talker that should shut the fuck up, that has anger 
01:00 <Atari> you are deranged
02:00 <beehhh> i'd love to root miranda kerr in parlor for a 120
02:00 <Atari> anger makes people deranged
02:00 <Atari> full of hatred
02:00 <Atari> you think you know it all :) haha
02:00 <beehhh> rage is all i have now
02:00 <Atari> you googled it
02:00 <Atari> fucking lamer
03:00 <beehhh> hope died ages back
03:00 <Skirmish> Federal Police have probably flagged all you mofos. 
03:00 <Atari> i coded when i was 12 in 1979
03:00 <Atari> Skirmish, still makes you all lamers
03:00 <Atari> and totally stupid
03:00 <Atari> i am VUT lifetime 
04:00 <Skirmish> The fact you need to be here telling us that makes you life terrible Atari. Nobody could be lamer than you even if they were trying really hard to be. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you talking to moi still?
04:00 <Atari> went in there in 1979
04:00 <Skirmish> your*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously you try too hard Atari
04:00 <Atari> federal police should know the military and bombs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish makes the point bluntly
04:00 <beehhh> i was only 3
04:00 <Atari> the military know bombs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to hope you could read between the lines
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu try hard
04:00 <Bastardly_One> please
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now
04:00 <beehhh> air was cleaner back then
04:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
05:00 <beehhh> shave for summer
05:00 <Atari> go suck on a cops dick faggot
05:00 <beehhh> bitches get teased
05:00 <Atari> they do shit
05:00 <Atari> the military protect the country
05:00 <beehhh> she didnt deserved to die
06:00 <Atari> fucking animal
06:00 <beehhh> *deserve
06:00 <beehhh> i know they are cowards
08:00 <beehhh> after done my phd in canada i'd become a lacturer in canada
08:00 <Excessive> buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
08:00 <beehhh> lecturer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen SighsOfIntelligentLifeIn#melbourne
08:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, Hum... don't you think this nick is a bit long? ^_^
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no prowl you cunt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen IntelligentLifeIn#melbourne
09:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, I don't remember seeing IntelligentLifeIn#melbourne.
09:00 <Atari> beagle is gonna cop it, blowing my cover and losing my job
09:00 <Bastardly_One> me either
09:00 <Atari> now i am on a pension
09:00 <Atari> he is a drug addict
09:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a DSP for schitzoprhenia
10:00 <beehhh> Darwin is where you'd wanna be mate
10:00 <Atari> i got no mental illnesses fuckhead
10:00 <beehhh> less people less of a headache
10:00 <megamanga> you mean dsp gangstas
10:00 <Atari> i got military background
10:00 <Atari> ADF
10:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
10:00 <Atari> now i got shit fuck all
10:00 <beehhh> who is this?
10:00 <Atari> thomas
10:00 <beehhh> pick a guess
10:00 <Atari> dickweed
11:00 <doctor> I want to be that guy, that when ever young people look at me, they think "Gee, I hope I don't ever turn out to be that guy"
11:00 <Atari> you been on here for as long as i have beehhh
11:00 <beehhh> you might fimiliar with one addy
11:00 <Atari> over 10 years
11:00 <beehhh> next to ur home
11:00 <Atari> over 13 years
11:00 <beehhh> yup indeed
11:00 <beehhh> thanks for reminding dude
11:00 <Atari> whatever
11:00 <Atari> peace
11:00 <beehhh> i arrived in oz in 1996 march
12:00 <megamanga> pieter?
12:00 <Atari> it aint hard to know who i am, same ISP and IP for over 13 years
12:00 <beehhh> they cant break me
12:00 <beehhh> i'm not alone never alone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oi torrent people
13:00 <doctor> how long ago was 13 years ago?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> best client for free is?
13:00 <beehhh> many many moons back
13:00 <Atari> too many psychos in this country Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a question
13:00 <doctor> seems it
13:00 <beehhh> memories of future
13:00 <megamanga> utorrent
13:00 <Bastardly_One> danke
13:00 <Atari> i studied a bit of psychology in school, dont make me a psychologist
13:00 <megamanga> most simple gui
13:00 <Atari> but you are i spose
13:00 <Excessive> I use bittorrent, though utorrent is similar
14:00 <doctor> psychologist believe they can help everyone
14:00 <beehhh> women dont understand pain of a man
14:00 <megamanga> i use nzbget but thats for usenet
14:00 <doctor> because they're so rich and round and true
14:00 <Atari> i believe in anger resolving without violence or verbal abuse
14:00 <Atari> but you dont
14:00 <beehhh> i try to stay put
14:00 <beehhh> wherever i could
14:00 <Atari> i never been violent or abusive to anyone in my life
14:00 <Bastardly_One> without verbal abuse?
14:00 <Atari> i am just toughnuts in words
15:00 <Atari> i do it here
15:00 <Atari> verbal abuse
15:00 <Atari> so ?
15:00 <Atari> so would a sgt
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you just claimed otherwise
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dickwad
15:00 <doctor> you've hurt the feelings of many Atari
15:00 <Atari> i dont claim shit
15:00 <thestig> atari is  shit talking faggot
15:00 <beehhh> why dont you join the highscool as a teacher thomas
15:00 <Atari> i claim peace
15:00 <Atari> you claim war
15:00 <Bastardly_One> [12:14am] [Atari] i believe in anger resolving without violence or verbal abuse
15:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up
15:00 <beehhh> shortages of local teacher all are imported form china n india
15:00 <Atari> beehhh, looking after 3 girls for over 20 years was enough
15:00 <beehhh> fr
16:00 <Atari> teachers are getting branded pedos
16:00 <beehhh> hardball mate
16:00 <Atari> fuck that for a job
16:00 <beehhh> those comes from overseas are evil
16:00 <Atari> its true
16:00 <beehhh> have faith in your own cosntitution
16:00 <Atari> have faith in this system ? hahah fuck no
16:00 <beehhh> dont predict unpredictable assumption
16:00 <Atari> we need a dictator
17:00 <Atari> change of constitution
17:00 <Atari> like fiji
17:00 <Atari> make a coupe
17:00 <doctor> The queen can support us when we fuck everything up
17:00 <beehhh> gradually it will over time n stop complaining
17:00 <Atari> HMAS cant do shit
17:00 <Excessive> nothin wrong with the system .......... if shit doesn't work for u it's u that's doin somethin wrong
17:00 <megamanga> lul drunk driver just got pulled over
17:00 <Atari> we seen what she has done with africa
17:00 <megamanga> suck shit cunt
17:00 <beehhh> i'm a ghost to australia always have been
18:00 <Atari> i wanna get freaky with you doctor
18:00 <doctor> me too
18:00 <doctor> I really like myself
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ok utorrent installed
18:00 <Bastardly_One> let the downloads commence
18:00 <Atari> utorrent was good before 2.0
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good luck B1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on Dodo
18:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you're downloading shit
19:00 <Atari> till they used script
19:00 <Atari> fuck i want to go to beach
19:00 <megamanga> im on dodo too
19:00 <megamanga> i dl a tb a month lol
19:00 <Atari> cream my indian gf
19:00 <beehhh> then you sought shelters in abndoned places hunted houses and cemeteries
19:00 <Atari> indians love the cream
20:00 <Atari> bitches
20:00 <Atari> oh yeahhh
20:00 <beehhh> they love anal too
20:00 <Atari> i even got a video of me doing it
20:00 <Atari> beehhh has seen it
20:00 <beehhh> was she my sis
22:00 <Ben_84> hi all
22:00 <beehhh> Ben_84 how hot is it in perth
22:00 <Atari> try that link beehhh
22:00 <Ben_84> no clue
22:00 <Ben_84> 22degC
22:00 <beehhh> are you on the moon
23:00 <Ben_84> lol
23:00 <beehhh> ben is a typical perth blokes name
23:00 <Ben_84> ah righteo then
23:00 <Ben_84> it all makes sense
23:00 <beehhh> i know you arent
33:00 <PeterSarsgaard> beehhh tell me about your ejaculate
34:00 <Atari> its hard to cum sitting on a chair
35:00 <Atari> fuck now it is humid
35:00 <Atari> damn this
37:00 <Excessive> http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/12/19/putin-says-russia-isnt-controlling-snowden-left-him-to-decide-his-own-fate/4122301/
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I went bitcomet
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck man that covers every torrent site ever it seems
42:00 <megamanga> fuck every cunt is out setting off alarms tonight
46:00 <doctor> out steeling each others christmas gifts
47:00 <Skirmish> Tis the season. Middle of November until the end of January was the worst time for break and enters when I used to be a patrol guard. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Boxing Day onwards it gets intense with people breaking into homes after people have gone away on hols.
48:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Skirmish what's the latest with the jews taking down piratebay
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen bellatrix
48:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Bellatrix ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 53 minutes ago (19.12. 21:54) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 9 minutes there.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
49:00 <Skirmish> How would I know about what the jews are doing to pirate bay?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there must be an ip number you an type in
49:00 <beehhh> before winter people started to change mind
49:00 <Ben_84> what AREN'T the jews doing to pirate bay
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> bought mum n italian movie for xmas
49:00 <Ben_84> amirite?
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> even if the jews take down their addrress
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> still hasnt made up her mind what else she'd like lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so wana watch it lol
49:00 <beehhh> when we been through the whole summer together
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> director inspired gilliam to write heath ledgers last movie
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo beehhh preach us some crezeh!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor and I think you ought to XD
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> how the fk do i txt someone back with no credit :/
50:00 <Excessive> online sms?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh smspup!
50:00 <doctor> i don't even have a phone
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i miss not having one
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> only love listenin to music on it
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch movies or youtube
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont have credit lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc im on the pipe tobacco now XD
51:00 <doctor> i do that all on the intergabbles
51:00 <doctor> pipes good
52:00 <megamanga> oh joy
52:00 <doctor> i'm too unsophisticated so i settle with PJ's and johnny walker red
53:00 <beehhh> i used to be a regular on longbeach 50's
53:00 <beehhh> with VB long necks
54:00 <doctor> yeah longbeach i dunno
54:00 <doctor> vb is too expensive when you can settle for bolt
54:00 <Excessive> my cash flow only allows for rollies with me, though I'm never out of smokes ........... aaaaaaaaaaaaand I do even treat myself to bourbon n cola at times
54:00 <doctor> $32 a carton
54:00 <megamanga> wtf is carton
54:00 <megamanga> errr bolt
54:00 <megamanga> fuck my brain 
54:00 <beehhh> not a prob when ur 20 n hour
54:00 <doctor> cheap rubbish beer
55:00 <doctor> though settles down well
55:00 <beehhh> carlton cold is not bad for a lager
55:00 <beehhh> crown lager
55:00 <doctor> mate, i don't care how any of it tastes
58:00 <megamanga> i wanna get a 40
58:00 <megamanga> be a true ghetto cunt
58:00 <Excessive> got fiddy yesterday
58:00 <Excessive> :)
58:00 <Transmatron> http://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/20403853/trip-won-on-ellen-show-ends-in-skydiving-death/
58:00 <megamanga> LOL ahahahahaha
59:00 <Transmatron> sheer stupidity
59:00 <megamanga> sucked in ellen
59:00 <Transmatron> i will never understand why ppl go 'skydiving'
59:00 <Transmatron> humans cant fly. we arent birds. we dont belong in the air.
59:00 <Transmatron> common sense 
59:00 <beehhh> have you seen ants doing skydiving
59:00 <beehhh> i bet adam n eve were really really big
00:00 <Transmatron> i think activities like skydiving and bungee jumping etc
00:00 <Transmatron> are all good activities for natural selection
01:00 <megamanga> id sky dive if i didnt have a mrs
01:00 <megamanga> fuck it
01:00 <Transmatron> all the dumb ppl would do it, and get eliminated from the gene pool
01:00 <beehhh> can i dive on your mrs megamanga
02:00 <Skirmish> I'd skydive if my mrs told me not to. 
02:00 <Skirmish> If she said it was fine I wouldn't do it. 
02:00 <megamanga> bunjeeless jumping?
02:00 <Transmatron> my mate went skydiving once
02:00 <megamanga> haha im building a drift car and she doesnt know, i dont need more reasons for her to kill me
02:00 <Skirmish> I warned her when he got together though that I hated ultimatums and they generally would always go against her. 
02:00 <Ben_84> read the article, sounds like the guy had a heart attack mid jump
02:00 <beehhh> would she give you a blowjob under water
02:00 <Transmatron> and he was a wife and 4 young kids
03:00 <megamanga> you shouldnt beat your gf around
03:00 <Transmatron> i punched him for being so stupid and incosiderate and irresponsible
03:00 <megamanga> nek minit
03:00 <beehhh> she likes to get beaten
04:00 <Excessive> i know right .......... ppl fck themselves up sometimes ........ like with the skydiving, being on a plane, on a boat, bein in the army, bein in the police force, etc .......... all riskin themselves
04:00 <beehhh> i should checkout news soon
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa nice n cool inside
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> how do u leave a note?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> on irc
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
05:00 <Excessive> errrr ......... /noteop send <nick> <msghere>
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah cheers
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers man worked woo hoo
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldnt be fkd sendin a txt from smspup ffs
07:00 <Excessive> :)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I think a man only needs one thing in life. He just needs someone to love. If you can't give him that.. then give him something to hope for. And if you can't give him that ... just give him something to do."
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ace quote from flight of the phoenix
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> remake
10:00 <Transmatron> fk off with ya bogan quotes mate
10:00 <Transmatron> i'll fuken deck ya cunt
10:00 <Transmatron> lay u out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no fawks
11:00 <Transmatron> hi Bastardly_One
11:00 <fawks> ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you hate me?
11:00 <fawks> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *looks sad*
12:00 <Transmatron> cuz ur old and bald
12:00 <Transmatron> unattractive
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we're mocking you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tool
12:00 <Transmatron> and with that nose ring
12:00 <fawks> why u ignore me 4
12:00 <Transmatron> ...oh
12:00 <fawks> y u disappear
12:00 <megamanga> i dont ignore
12:00 <Bastardly_One> because you'
12:00 <Bastardly_One> re
12:00 <megamanga> i look at boobies
12:00 <megamanga> i not sad i lonely
12:00 <fawks> I fort we had something special
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking annoying forks
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
12:00 <Bastardly_One> WRONG!
12:00 <fawks> I fort we wos frends
12:00 <fawks> I'm so hot I could die
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in the country
13:00 <fawks> I had a shower and was sweating in 4,5 seconds 
13:00 <fawks> fck a  weather 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> bogan..
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <fawks> this*
13:00 <Transmatron> thats fucked 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well sorta right and it's still fucking muggy I reckon
13:00 <Transmatron> gross
13:00 <fawks> it's disgusting bere
13:00 <Transmatron> hope u hav some rexona faux
13:00 <fawks> here
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Syd would be fucking the arse
13:00 <fawks> gonna be 41 tomoz
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
13:00 <fawks> so tonight is hot as fuck
13:00 <Transmatron> fuck that man
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> jkl
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we got 36 which is fucking hot for the rat
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ultimate gay bogan
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb would of hit 40 easy
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> spin dat wheel!
14:00 <Transmatron> xmas is supposed to be winter and snowing
14:00 <Transmatron> australia xmas is fcuked
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no it isnt
14:00 <fawks> I have an aircon and mum is here visiting and she hates it on
14:00 <fawks> if she wasn't here I wouldn't be complaining 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you hardly get a white christmas in england
14:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> do in scotland
14:00 <Transmatron> thats what we get, for having a european tradition
14:00 <megamanga> turn it on anyway, its your house
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> some places in america
14:00 <Transmatron> in a south pacific region
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a/c but I don't wanna push it
14:00 <megamanga> id tell my mum to fuck off if she whinged
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> its an old wives tale
14:00 <fawks> she complains cbf
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> a white christmas
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> is Charles Dickens
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
15:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One does ur sister not allow u to turn on aircon?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> learn something new every day huh, Transmatron.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I moved
15:00 <Transmatron> do u contribute to electricity bill?
15:00 <Transmatron> oh
15:00 <Transmatron> whoa  thats good 
15:00 <Transmatron> where to?
15:00 <Skirmish> Turn the air con on ... and when she starts to complain you say "YOU ARE LIVING UNDER MY ROOF YOU LIKE IT OR LUMP IT!"
15:00 <Transmatron> u living on your own now?
15:00 <fawks> she'll punch me in the throat 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> same city ... just with another person
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
15:00 <fawks> "you came out of my cunt"
15:00 <fawks> k thx mum
15:00 <Transmatron> ah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
16:00 <Skirmish> lol your mum says cunt? 
16:00 <Transmatron> u should try get a place of ur own man
16:00 <fawks> yes
16:00 <fawks> she's a classy lass
16:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't look at my mother if she ever said that word.
16:00 <Transmatron> u can do wat u want when u want where u want how u want
16:00 <Transmatron> its awesome
16:00 <fawks> she only says it when she's making a point 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I will never ever forget the day my mother turns to me and says, "you're as useless as a cunt full of cold water"
16:00 <fawks> she doesn't go around saying it as every second word like me  :D
16:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're like about 10 and running rings around her, driving her mental
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the funniest thing ever
17:00 <Skirmish> Who fills a cunt with cold water? 
17:00 <Transmatron> lol ^5's Bastardly_One's mum
17:00 <fawks> that's why it's useless?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the point twit
17:00 <fawks> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> That is just a weird analogy. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or the first time she ever said
17:00 <Skirmish> Your mum is weird. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hey ankle!
17:00 <Transmatron> i angree Skirmish
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like what the fuck?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, because you're lower than a cunt
18:00 <Transmatron> that analogy was too try hard
18:00 <Transmatron> reeked of effort
18:00 <fawks> i need to wee
18:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't stop laughing yet again
18:00 <Transmatron> slap ur mum for me Bastardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not ... a cunt full of cold water
18:00 <Transmatron> stop saying pleease
18:00 <Bastardly_One> would supposedly not be very nice for a penis right?
18:00 <Transmatron> its so cringeworthy
18:00 <Skirmish> My inner voice just told me that if I was a girl I would use my finger to aim my pee like putting your finger over the end of a garden hose with no fittings. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot it if you have to thing about it
19:00 <Skirmish> I need to get some different medication.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol on that girl peeing post
19:00 <fawks> hug
19:00 <fawks> huh8
19:00 <Bastardly_One> would be entertaining to watch Skirmish
19:00 <Bastardly_One> see who can pee the furtherest maybe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> with that technique
19:00 <Skirmish> It's something I would expect a houso chick to do. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Mel?
20:00 <Skirmish> I might have a developing split personality and it's a houso chick .... :( 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Kelevra I mean
20:00 <Bastardly_One> j/k
20:00 <Bastardly_One> prolly Serenity though
20:00 <Skirmish> lol B1 I was thinking Lee ... close! 
20:00 <Transmatron> dont use ppls real names without their permission first Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> down with the clowns you have to be houso
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
20:00 <Transmatron> privacy.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> joking
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and Lee makes me laugh with how forthright she is
21:00 <Transmatron> ok. but you have beenw warned.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the fact she just says shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot Lee is her nick
21:00 <Transmatron> im referring to what you called Kelevra
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't care
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so stfu
22:00 <Transmatron> says who?
22:00 <Transmatron> u?
22:00 <Transmatron> pah.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> says Kelevra
22:00 <fawks> lol @ screws still trying 
22:00 <fawks> sad 
22:00 <Transmatron> where? when? Kelevra hasnt said anything 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> me and another op in that other shitty channel faux
22:00 <Transmatron> so u shouldnt use her real name
22:00 <Bastardly_One> got screwss full on going to report us for hate crimes
23:00 <Bastardly_One> then the other op just perm banned him
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently suffered 2hrs of tirades about being a jew hater
23:00 <Transmatron> wat was that Bastardly_One? u want a perm?
23:00 <Transmatron> u need hair first to do that mate.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> get some new material yeah?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we all know I'm old ... it's kind of a past event
24:00 <megamanga> i have new material
24:00 <Transmatron> stfu and get a haircut mate 
24:00 <megamanga> 2 guys walk into a bar
24:00 <megamanga> i forget th rest ut beehs mother is a whore
24:00 <Transmatron> oh wait, seeing as u have no hair
24:00 <Transmatron> scalp yaself.
24:00 <Transmatron> american indian style
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ ... how about trolling when one of the active ops is active sometime
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't
25:00 <Transmatron> scalp yaslef with a tomahawk
25:00 <Bastardly_One> go get some working legs
25:00 <Transmatron> go get some botox
25:00 <Bastardly_One> (if that's true which is probably another one of your stories)
25:00 <Transmatron> u got too much wrinkles
25:00 <Transmatron> cuz ur like 60
26:00 <Transmatron> its disgusting.
26:00 <megamanga> protip: chorizo n caramelized onion chips are horrible
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the chips sound good though
26:00 <Transmatron> ew
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised I've not eaten ALL day
27:00 <Transmatron> savoury and sweet dont mix
27:00 <Bastardly_One> aye
27:00 <megamanga> yes they do
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thy don't
27:00 <Transmatron> no they dont
27:00 <megamanga> thats contradicting every asian dish ever
27:00 <Transmatron> u dotn fucken eat steak with honey and cream
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet n sour being one
27:00 <Transmatron> fuken weirdo megamanga
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously stop trying so hard to troll
27:00 <megamanga> i do so
27:00 <megamanga> dont tell me what to eat cunt
28:00 <Transmatron> dont make me fucken deck yah mate
28:00 <megamanga> yeah im sure you throw a mean round house kick
28:00 <megamanga> snigger
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
28:00 <Transmatron> i'll crack ya skull with my sk8board
28:00 <Bastardly_One> do you want to hear my irc loser story of the night?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont get on Transmatrons bad side
28:00 <Serenity> just letting you know you're starting to piss me off about the icp shit Bastardly_One so youve maybe got like 1-2 more comments before you cop a spray
28:00 <Serenity> thats all
28:00 <megamanga> you cant even ride a skateboard
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> he might wheelchair skateboard ya face in
28:00 <megamanga> are you legless drunk?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> put him in the front seat and let him slap u!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, oh ok ... I'll behave
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice manga
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> icp!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> are good
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta dl some albumz
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but my housemate was like
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he was seriously perplexed
29:00 <megamanga> what icp shit?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh i like em, most my shit was deleted cause didnt save to external when formatted
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was the Mighty Death Pop album
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta dl thouosaaannnds of songs lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not the more extreme stuff
30:00 <Transmatron> omg
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a lot of sand
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what Serenity means
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all that matters
30:00 <Transmatron> i just ate 5 packets of mi goreng
30:00 <Transmatron> :(
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> go wank over a wwe pic
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck dude
30:00 <Transmatron> i hate bing eating
30:00 <megamanga> you should eat salamanders
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> u should get the rendang ones
30:00 <megamanga> i hear they have regenerative properties
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> they r nicer
30:00 <megamanga> you might come up with new material
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the indomie shit
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im wasted on pear cider mega huhu
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> on last sixer
31:00 <Transmatron> all those indo names
31:00 <Transmatron> i dont know ay
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, by the way ... I'm never serious with the dissing on that front when it comes to you
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> indomie is the brand
31:00 <Bastardly_One> male ninjas I am though
31:00 <Transmatron> i just go into woolies and get the ones thats on sale foe like 20c
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> mi goreng is just ... mi goreng
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're dipshits except for me :D
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway real mi goreng is nicer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey Bastardly_One
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> why'd the ninjas die out?
31:00 <Transmatron> what is real mi goreng?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 's
31:00 <Bastardly_One> my
31:00 <Bastardly_One> name
31:00 <Transmatron> is the one i am eating not real?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask why
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a joke
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I was getting there fuck ya
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause the male and female ninjas couldnt find eachother!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> XDXDXD
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol shit but lols
32:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's shit but I sniggered
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu nice
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
32:00 <Bastardly_One> good tension breaker
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love shit jokes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers big ears
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> like this one sec
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VmBiA9tNs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jake tells a joke (Jan 31, 2011) 0:16 - Category: Film and Animation - 521,013 views - 2,922 likes (98.3%), 52 dislikes (1.7%)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhur
33:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I did "heh" though
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLS
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love adventure time
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my irc loser story
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD nite?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah k
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
34:00 <Bastardly_One> adventure time for a min
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what that new game is like
34:00 <Transmatron> is that the gasp sound u make when your new housemate forcefully shoves his dick up your asshole Bastardly_One?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it?
34:00 <Transmatron> heh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it on the PS3 yesterday and never knew it existed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I liketh adventure time too
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk ps3
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> piece of nice
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> compared to 360
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but there's a game on it dude ... must be on 360 too
35:00 <Transmatron> fuck console games period
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what it's like?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> what game?
35:00 <Transmatron> pc all the way niggas
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Advnture time
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i hate how the consoles have exclusives
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Adventure Time too
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
35:00 <Bastardly_One> never knew it existed until yesterday
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate was tellin me bout the adventure time game comming to console lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> the show is awesome funny
36:00 <Bastardly_One> a game on that should rule
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its for guys our age
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its based loosely on D&D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's on the PS3 definitely
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I must IGN it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu ye man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN and I tend to agree
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its lolarious
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no not the series
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I heart the series
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the game
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its just the style they draw it that is like a eh kids cartoon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I must see if IGN liked it or not
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> one ep was banned
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of apparent lesbian shit
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> there're slight references lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> dungeooonz n draaagonnnz
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ICE KING
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to of seen it most days with the nieces and I Vs the Parents up until I moved
37:00 <Bastardly_One> with Adventure Time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd be glued to it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and so would I
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they of course don't get the geek jokes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they just like the stupidness
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i ove Jake
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I LOVE ICECREAM
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man a quest!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking perverted gameboy mo fo!
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> the geek shiz n the silliness makes it perfect
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> beemo
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> BMO
38:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha weird fker indeed
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like the beemo ur so pregnant song
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so full of shit you have to really listen for
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a perverted little fuck
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> n jake n finn r watching n cross watching beemo do something weird off their list
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the songs
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> this one i love
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna see something myself
39:00 <Bastardly_One> about the game
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiNO9HDd9I8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BMO and Jake - Where Is Finn? - Lyrics (Oct 24, 2011) 0:20 - Category: Entertainment - 66,626 views - 334 likes (99.1%), 3 dislikes (0.9%)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
40:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 stars on IGN
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so I didn't even bother reading the review
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that means it's below 5 out of 10
41:00 <Bastardly_One> meh :(
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 LOL
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl can be cunts
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I know that song ... was on a repeat of the ep this week sometime
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha nice i missed it lols
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think u gotta get a game just thinkin wooo ye
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, IGN and I tend to agree on their verdicts of games
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u dont like it return it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to do that at EB Games all the time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they got a bit sick of it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so I gave that up for now
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna go there today get 30 bux
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> buy season pass for ac4
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear if the manager is on at the local one?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he just looks at me and thinks
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but went n got mum dinner n bought xmas present for her
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hope he doesn't start chatting
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my two guys r ace 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hope he hasn't got games on him
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb bro
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> pipe time!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> tobaccy pipe
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
43:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> I used to do that at EB Games all the time
44:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> they got a bit sick of it
44:00 <Transmatron> and so they should
44:00 <Transmatron> they are EB gamrs
44:00 <Transmatron> not fucken Civic video
44:00 <Transmatron> u buy shit and keep it
44:00 <Transmatron> if u want to keep on returning, go rent it instead
44:00 <Transmatron> u got no shame
45:00 <SassyMeMow> BILL GIVE ME A GRENADE 
45:00 <SassyMeMow> GIVE ME A GRENADE
45:00 <SassyMeMow> huh, you dont even HAVE a grenade 
45:00 <faux> sasasasasasasas
46:00 <faux> i am melting slowlyyyyyyyyy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> your mum should be asleep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> put the fucking a/c on
47:00 <faux> shut your face up
47:00 <faux> im naked in my room
47:00 <faux> i cant be naked and have the ac on
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you could
47:00 <Excessive> if u have a "hot" shower and walk out, it'll be cooler for u than havin a cold shower
48:00 <faux> cool story
48:00 <faux> but no
48:00 <Bastardly_One> poppycock!
48:00 <faux> ive had 3 showers today
48:00 <faux>  cf
48:00 <faux> cbf
48:00 <faux> i just ate some froen berries
48:00 <faux> frozen*
48:00 <faux> omnom
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a good tv series to d/l
49:00 <faux> revenge'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't like the first series much
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the series that was on Mate or whatever yeah?
50:00 <faux> orange is the new black
50:00 <Transmatron> bs faux your not naked
51:00 <faux> ok
51:00 <Transmatron> if u are, then prove it with pics
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like your fake pee container one
51:00 <Bastardly_One> with her name on it and Serenity and maurice
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one healthy has pee that is brown
52:00 <Maurice> What
52:00 <Transmatron> no one healthy looks like you period Bastardly_One.
52:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron is jkl
52:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the pee container pic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> with the names on a bit of paper?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe not then
55:00 <Bastardly_One> follow
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the
55:00 <Bastardly_One> buzzards
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> im lovin this pipe tobacco
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> had bout half the plug then huhu
59:00 <SassyMeMow> im watching alphas
59:00 <SassyMeMow> thats what i was yelling lol
59:00 <SassyMeMow> faux 
59:00 <SassyMeMow> dont melt 
59:00 <SassyMeMow> im watching show 
59:00 <SassyMeMow> GIVE ME YOUR GUN BILL
00:00 <shadsam> FAUX IS A RATT
02:00 <faux> rofl sas
02:00 <shadsam> COL IN HER BUM
02:00 <faux> are you watching PLL?
02:00 <SassyMeMow> not yet 
02:00 <faux> ah
02:00 <SassyMeMow> i got s1 though
03:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
03:00 <faux> yay
03:00 <SassyMeMow> im like so with the times 
03:00 <SassyMeMow> >_>
03:00 <shadsam> EAT RAVE SLEEP
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck with the masta
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he does what he hasta!
04:00 <shadsam> HOW R U
04:00 <shadsam> SHITSTAIN
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off cunt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not bad
04:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a drag queen?
04:00 <simba> 420
04:00 <shadsam> FOOLISH CUNT HI
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you look like one
05:00 <shadsam> THATS U FAGGOT
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you have the plucked eyebrows
05:00 <shadsam> TS
05:00 <shadsam> TV
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the blond died hair
05:00 <shadsam> LOL AT KUNVA
06:00 <shadsam> MSG KUNIZZLE OH STAY OUT CUNTFACED
07:00 <shadsam> <kunizzle> watch your mouth
07:00 <shadsam> <kunizzle> ill slap the taste out it
08:00 <shadsam> <kunizzle> dont make me come knock on your door.
08:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <shadsam> HAHAHAHAHAHA
08:00 <shadsam> WHAT A HERO
09:00 <shadsam> LOL
09:00 <simba> stfu
09:00 <shadsam> FUCK U POOFTER
09:00 <shadsam> FUCK UR MOTHER SIMBA
10:00 <shadsam> GOON
10:00 <shadsam> POSTING NUMBERS
11:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
11:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 52 minutes ago (19.12. 23:18) stating "Connection closed" after spending 26 minutes there.
11:00 <shadsam> `seen ripsta
11:00 <prowl> shadsam, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 8 hours 2 minutes ago (19.12. 17:09) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 55 minutes there.
12:00 <shadsam> lalalala
12:00 <shadsam> `seen fawksmum
12:00 <prowl> shadsam, fawksmum? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember fawksmum.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
12:00 <Bastardly_One> up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> shads
13:00 <Bastardly_One> please
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
13:00 <shadsam> lol cunt
13:00 <shadsam> brought a cd yesty
13:00 <Bastardly_One> simba's my dawg
13:00 <shadsam> fuckn roks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll cap ya cunt
13:00 <megamanga> fucken cicada flew into me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> cicadas are fucking annoying cunts
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so are crickets
14:00 <megamanga> http://i.imgur.com/wj6nJhD.jpg
14:00 <shadsam> lalalalalala
15:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One u got a spare bong mate
15:00 <Skirmish> Heaps of them around here at the moment. 
15:00 <Skirmish> So close to the bush the animals invade.
15:00 <megamanga> lol the vlc icon has a santa hat on it
15:00 <shadsam> heya Skirmish
15:00 <Skirmish> Heya
15:00 <megamanga> yeah i've never seen one until now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ok
16:00 <shadsam> mull up
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not really common in geelong I'd think
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty cool
17:00 <shadsam> SASSSSSSSSSSSSSY
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I always spin out when I see seagulls in a particular carpark
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how far am I from seagull territory
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... 100s of miles
17:00 <shadsam> 1 MINUTE HERE
18:00 <shadsam> THIS CUNT WONT INSTALL
18:00 <shadsam> DOWNLOADED 3 TIMES LOL
18:00 <simba> 420
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn smspup
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to do new mob num
18:00 <shadsam> ASSHOLE
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ask a lotta shit
19:00 <shadsam> YO PANDAS
19:00 <shadsam> DIDYA GO MOVIES
19:00 <shadsam> XD
19:00 <simba> stfu shadsam...
19:00 <shadsam> EAT A DICK SIMBA
19:00 <shadsam> GIRL
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima go piss
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah not tonite bro
20:00 <shadsam> K DUDE
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> checked out movie times for xmas eve wit mum
20:00 <shadsam> BRB
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
20:00 <Skirmish> WE'VE. COME TOO FAR. TO GIVE UP WHO WE ARE.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRB RAPING A UNICORN THE CUNT
20:00 <shadsam> GIVIN BIRTH TO SIMBA
20:00 <shadsam> LOL
21:00 <shadsam> NICE NICK
21:00 <shadsam> IM THE TRUMPSTER
21:00 <shadsam> MF
22:00 <shadsam> k
22:00 <shadsam> nice
22:00 <shadsam> i should have ops
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
22:00 <shadsam> been here since 96
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna smash my punchin bag today
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> when we rope it up
22:00 <shadsam> nice bro
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu XD
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd bro
22:00 <shadsam> XD
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> had it on hold for 2 fkn months
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb tobaccy time
23:00 <shadsam> I CHUCKED MINE OUT
23:00 <shadsam> WEIGHED A CUNT
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye this ones for kickboxin, muay thai
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its softer
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
23:00 <shadsam> YEAH SAME HUGE
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> made by the joiont i train at
23:00 <shadsam> XD
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer shit weighs more than me
23:00 <shadsam> SAME
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hadda carry it back in the fkn heat haha was choice
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololols
23:00 <shadsam> yeah
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb bro
23:00 <shadsam> same man
24:00 <shadsam> this cunt synthesiser
24:00 <simba> 4:20
24:00 <shadsam> assholes
24:00 <shadsam> cupa bbs
24:00 <simba> u cant play the synth
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably dunno how to work it
25:00 <shadsam> ive owned tr909 sh101 2x jp8000`s i can ply piano and synth
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he means in cubase
26:00 <shadsam> JUST BROUGHT A FOCUSRITE LIQUID CHANNEL
26:00 <simba> just because u owned them doesnt mean u can play em
26:00 <shadsam> INSANE
26:00 <shadsam> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Focusrite-Liquid-Mix-32-/261354214964?autorefresh=true&pt=AU_Pro_Audio&hash=item3cd9ecd634&nma=true&si=uVFcJxg3eiixHXZPSsGGFGORLRE%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
27:00 <Excessive> he brought me some ch00f, then I "bought" it off him*
27:00 <shadsam> http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/jul04/articles/focusriteliquid.htm
27:00 <shadsam> READ THAT
27:00 <shadsam> FUCKN PIMPIN
28:00 <shadsam> PRODUCT OF THE YEAR
28:00 <shadsam> JUST BOUGHT 1
28:00 <shadsam> DSP
28:00 <shadsam> CUPPA 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> american psycho time
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk gotta get the book again
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin 3 novels for xmas XD
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost fell asleep then without finishin off the ciders!
35:00 <shadsam> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
35:00 <shadsam> my newest work
35:00 <shadsam> midi
36:00 <shadsam> i crashed 10
36:00 <shadsam> brb
40:00 <Excessive> did u make that shadsam? 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he did
41:00 <Excessive> or rather remixed synths/samples from other trax
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like his stuff
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't do happy hardcore
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he remixes regardless of what he says
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got this real space invaders bass line happening
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't come up with a melody for it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's driving me nuts
42:00 <simba> maybe its meant to be just bass
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been coming back to it for weeks now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... it's not even got a drum track man
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a bass line
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that' it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's it
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta find this chick on fb Jaimee Lee
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> get couple books back off her
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> but fb is fucking up atm!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously a tune needs more than a constant 4/4 drum beat
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> muzaik
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> is to the ear
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's definitely gonna be too full with 8/4 even
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> of the listener
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> right
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a bass line
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE!
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu love this moofie
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is Pandas
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes me think of simba tellin me to get fight club novel
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta read that again next few weeks
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> sum fukked up shiz
45:00 <Excessive> I'm more into laid back stuff like this nowadays ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2jpIgDzIyo
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vibrasphere - Tierra Azul (Official Video) [HD] (Oct 11, 2009) 6:55 - Category: Music - 22,972 views - 204 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One no bassline there dude
47:00 <Bastardly_One> never said there was with your's
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about something I'm working on
48:00 <shadsam> oh ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you never know how to start shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you just go right into a main bit and have no start,middle or finish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
48:00 <shadsam> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> im into a lot of things
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> BLEACHIE ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BLEACHIE?!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh tehnido que matar eh MUCHO HENTE!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> my two main EDM influences are rather half mainstream
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's why I tend to demand a start, middle and finish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 and skrillex
50:00 <shadsam> i know deadmau5
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> got my tactical cam recording the front
50:00 <simba> wow
50:00 <Bastardly_One> in my dream I'm gonna be the next deadmau5
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu of my place
50:00 <shadsam> spoken to him
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ace
50:00 <Bastardly_One> spoken to joel eh?
50:00 <shadsam> yeah true dude
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I can meet him in March if I want to
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope bellatrix comes on tday b4 im too busy
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb fkn pipe time
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my
50:00 <Bastardly_One> someone has it bad
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol naw
50:00 <shadsam> awesome
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes just coool chill
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> its irc bro
51:00 <shadsam> wish i had some meth
51:00 <shadsam> but fuckit
51:00 <shadsam> u can buy meth pills
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish this torrent would latch
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but no
51:00 <shadsam> hehe
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn fk american psycho! legends of the fall it is!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk meth
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got tons of movies on my external
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> tons n tons huhu
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got some vodka n pills u want some X?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i taken 2
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel so good
56:00 <shadsam> might get some 180p pornos
56:00 <shadsam> 1080p
56:00 <shadsam> get a blu  rayer player chap
56:00 <shadsam> XD
56:00 <shadsam> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
57:00 <Buddhar> G'day mate
57:00 <gaslight> the ashes are for faggots
57:00 <gaslight> cricket poofs
57:00 <Buddhar> too many drug lab in straya
57:00 <gaslight> yea
58:00 <gaslight> but they all jewish drug lab
58:00 <Buddhar> gaslight cops are looking for ya throwing a molotov at bruke st jewllery shop
58:00 <gaslight> lol
58:00 <Buddhar> lol
58:00 <gaslight> good idea
00:00 <gaslight> hmmm wine
01:00 <Buddhar> watch out for your sugar diet with wine
01:00 <gaslight> im not on a diet
02:00 <Buddhar> hidden drug lab dicovered underneat of an inner city home in brissie
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk porn
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> make ur own bro
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima film this chick soon
03:00 <gaslight> few years ago something stupid like 500 meth labs blew up in Australia just in one year
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> without permission ;)
03:00 <Buddhar> fella passed away four years back one of the construction worker unfold that mystery
03:00 <Buddhar> i havent had sex since 2001
03:00 <gaslight> you're a virgin
03:00 <Buddhar> i guess so
04:00 <gaslight> your virginity grows back
04:00 <Buddhar> i havent touched a pussy since
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> pound that pussy
04:00 <gaslight> pussy stinks
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> pound the stink out of that pussy
05:00 <gaslight> like a gay fish
05:00 <Buddhar> all the meths lab are getting buster across melbourne
05:00 <gaslight> lol who cares
05:00 <gaslight> meth is shit
05:00 <Buddhar> busted
05:00 <gaslight> just keeps you awake
05:00 <gaslight> then bad come down
06:00 <Buddhar> just get high on H2O
06:00 <gaslight> go for swim in the ocean
06:00 <Buddhar> walk your dog in the park
06:00 <gaslight> swim with the sharks
06:00 <gaslight> yea
06:00 <gaslight> dog walk on the beach
07:00 <PeterSarsgaard> chicks go dogging on the beach
07:00 <gaslight> yea
07:00 <gaslight> they dog it
08:00 <shadsam> PIETER U PEAKIN
08:00 <gaslight> lots of sluts on the beach
08:00 <Buddhar> CDU is a great uni for melbourne student
08:00 <Buddhar> darwin is peaceful
08:00 <gaslight> darwin too humid
08:00 <Buddhar> less trouble makers
09:00 <gaslight> lol
09:00 <gaslight> bullshit
09:00 <gaslight> full of abos
09:00 <Buddhar> abos dont know how to read or write
09:00 <gaslight> haha
09:00 <gaslight> yea
10:00 <megamanga> they know where the sniff is
10:00 <megamanga> DA SNIFF BRO
10:00 <gaslight> bp and shell
10:00 <Buddhar> infact they are doing really well in reading a new study has found
10:00 <gaslight> their dumbshits
10:00 <gaslight> inbred
11:00 <Buddhar> a sweltering heat waves come towards west to east
11:00 <Buddhar> you guys will cope it in victoria during or right after the xmas
11:00 <gaslight> yeah but at night time
11:00 <gaslight> nice and cool
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha the poke war continues
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> "December 20th, 2013,. I am afraid the pokes will overwhlem me. Though each day I press on, this voyage, this Poke War. The horror, I admit I'd not expected.. so many souls lost. My dear Facebook, when you read this, know that I have only you in my heart. If I am defeated.. that so won't happen! POKE WAR!!!"
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
13:00 <Skirmish> I think you should all download volume 2 of Five Finger Death Punch's album and listen to it with me.
14:00 <Buddhar> gumtree website must close down for scamming public
14:00 <gaslight> heh
14:00 <gaslight> gumtree 
14:00 <Buddhar> skin O'my teeth
14:00 <megamanga> the immaculate confection
14:00 <Excessive> wtf ........... u now have to type in a captcha on fb for a share?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> poke war poke war whutcha gonna do!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fkn firefox is fucking up
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wid fb
16:00 <Buddhar> trust me darwin is the safest at the moment
16:00 <gaslight> fuck darwin
16:00 <gaslight> loll
16:00 <gaslight> rather live cairns
16:00 <Excessive> it's jus too hot up there lol
17:00 <Buddhar> similar weather
17:00 <gaslight> that that humid small town crap
18:00 <Excessive> I drove up to Darwin from Sydney in 2003 in my van ......... with sleepin in the back etc ........ it took me a week to get there
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> POKING EVERY MNOTHERFUCKER
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what sort of van
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh where's Bastardly_One
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> did you pick up slutty backpackers and hitchhikers
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a poem for him
19:00 <Excessive> this was in abt June ............ got there and had to go shopping for shorts and short sleeve stuff
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> pound those sluts hard in the van
19:00 <Buddhar> train lines are derailing from the heatwaves
19:00 <gaslight> he was doing an ivan milat
19:00 <Excessive> was an 80's Hyace
19:00 <Excessive> or Hiace arather
19:00 <Excessive> -a
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> is hiace hot in the back during the day
20:00 <Buddhar> no where to run no where to escape
20:00 <Excessive> yeah, spesh in summer ............ u wake up sweatin if u have no vents goin
20:00 <Excessive> or if u can't find any shade to park under
20:00 <Buddhar> its a zoo out there in town at night
20:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yeah you'd need trees
21:00 <Buddhar> especially sydney downtown
22:00 <Buddhar> drunken brawls illegal deals child prostitution drug overdose scamming people what fkn not
23:00 <shadsam> GOT IT WORKING MATE
24:00 <Buddhar> darwin is having rainy season atm
24:00 <Buddhar> the safest in oz
27:00 <Excessive> vans and cars, like 4WD's and cars sometimes make for gd performance swaps for the car ........ like how u can put a Rodeo crank in a 1600 Gemini or a Mitso Express crank into a Cordia and all the interchangeabilities with Toyota's 1, 2, 3, and 4Y engines ......... I once did a Rodeo crank when I was in my late teens with one of my Geminis ........ fckn blew most hotted up V8's off the road
29:00 <Buddhar> has anyone droven the new holden volt
31:00 <Excessive> also u can have 4.2 litres from ur 3.8 buick commodore .......... with a Ford explorer crank ........ the Explorer's engine is the exact same copy of the Buick as the Holden, just different top end ........ the block is the same
32:00 <Buddhar> I wondar what is being like to be such an economical with its last range of a milestone somewhat unique kind of delivery to a pride nation?
50:00 <Excessive> another Ford/Holden swap is with Ford's 221 inline six crank into Holden's red/blue/black inline six ......... though not just a bolt in swap like with the ones mentioned above ...... though u can have 235 cubic inches from ur old 179/186/202
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i luv movies
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> time's passing so fkn slowly ffs!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i had coffee..
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha 5 ppl like my new fb dp
56:00 <beehhh> hot n hotter
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk sake i made fb tiny again
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ctrl something lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ctrl 0
00:00 <BlackDevil> look at chuck norris http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b22_1387460813
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu yo bro
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
00:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Chuck 'Freakin' Norris (Date: Dec-17-2013, 3 hours ago) - Views: 1426 - Played: 12395
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> im fkn bored man!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah!
01:00 <beehhh> finger some pussy then
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait to finish watchin expendables 2 with him
02:00 <beehhh> movie costs really cheap in msia with student pass 7RM per film
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> go away
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> u cant even converse
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> worse than Mew ffs.
03:00 <BlackDevil> you see that PandasDontDrive?
03:00 <BlackDevil> chuck norris
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
03:00 <BlackDevil> doing the splits
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> posted on fb
03:00 <BlackDevil> againts two airplans
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn planes lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> A MERRY CHRISTMAS
03:00 <BlackDevil> and doing the splits
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <BlackDevil> with people on top of him
04:00 <BlackDevil> with no parachute
04:00 <BlackDevil> seems legit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the fb poke war rages on
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was cool
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cgi
04:00 <BlackDevil> well yes
07:00 <beehhh> captain america
07:00 <beehhh> he tried but thing didnt work quiet well for him
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> skulled cider
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig time
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> piss off shimon
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
15:00 <Transmatron> u still up?
15:00 <Transmatron> damn
16:00 <Transmatron> dont u niggaz sleeop
16:00 <BlackDevil> duck dynasty got cancelled
16:00 <BlackDevil> lulz
17:00 <BlackDevil> shit show anyways
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleep be when sleep need be
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> im done, gonna go crash next to that canadian chick BlackDevil lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace bro
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387472257171.gif
21:00 <beehhh> if you do the crime must serve the time
23:00 <Excessive> http://www.exploringromania.com/transfagarasan.html
32:00 <shadsam> heyas
33:00 <shadsam> FAWKS:I LUV COCK UP MY ASSHOLE
33:00 <shadsam> EW
33:00 <shadsam> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
34:00 <shadsam> BBIAB
34:00 <shadsam> XD
50:00 <shadsam> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Universal-Audio-UAD-2-OCTO-Ultimate-PCIe-DSP-Accelerator-Package-New-AU-/370962719389?pt=AU_Pro_Audio&hash=item565f19e29d+
50:00 <shadsam> 6k
02:00 <Excessive> http://changingthebogies.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/palace-of-parliament.html
38:00 <shadsam> MORNINGZ
38:00 <shadsam> :XD
38:00 <shadsam> FACEBOOK SUXORZ
39:00 <shadsam> LMAO
12:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/PslBfEO.jpg
55:00 <shadsam> cuppa+
55:00 <shadsam> brb+
55:00 <shadsam> +
59:00 <shadsam> morning all
59:00 <shadsam> 35 today
59:00 <shadsam> 40 out est
59:00 <lionheartedness> Moaning.
00:00 <shadsam> moanings
01:00 <lionheartedness> Lots of radioactivity coming our way?
02:00 <shadsam> YUP
04:00 <Loud> morning everyone :^)
07:00 <shadsam> moanings
33:00 <shadsam> .
33:00 <shadsam> lkjkkjjkjkjkkjjhjhjkjklklllllff
06:00 <Pieter> Greatness is back !
30:00 <Cripla> morning all
33:00 <Loud> morning
34:00 <Loud> how are you Cripla?
49:00 <shadsam> hi
54:00 <shadsam> UP URZ
57:00 <shadsam> RAK: 19 GAY TV
30:00 <Pieter> Yeahhhhhh
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning Pieter :)
31:00 <Pieter> Morning doodlew
31:00 <Pieter> S
42:00 <milk> morning all
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning milk :)
45:00 <milk> hows things?
54:00 <shadsam> 74
54:00 <Loud> 47
55:00 <Loud> ÇaÑ öF ñÆò
01:00 <shadsam> SUP
02:00 <shadsam> FAWKS: IM 19 F FAT LESBIAN HOE DOG DOWN WITH A COWS GRIT
02:00 <shadsam> ew
05:00 <shadsam> 74
08:00 <shadsam> mew: 18 lezo
30:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1528686_641289679266797_84833757_n.jpg
34:00 <faux> Serenity
34:00 <faux> i hate you and perth
34:00 <Serenity> wwhatttt
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> its 41 today
34:00 <Serenity> oh gross
34:00 <faux> i just walked down to take the rubbish down
34:00 <Tuftoy> in perth?
34:00 <faux> and im sweating like a donkey
34:00 <Serenity> you got our heatwave
35:00 <faux> tomorrow is 30, then we have 34 37 then 26 and 25 for christmas day yay
35:00 <Serenity> its only like 37 here today
35:00 <faux> only
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Serenity> er
35:00 <Serenity> 27
35:00 <faux> thats winter
35:00 <faux> oh
35:00 <faux> seriously its so gross
35:00 <faux> in the stairwell is like a sauna
35:00 <Serenity> yuckyyy
35:00 <Serenity> stay inside!
35:00 <faux> i turned the aircon on and mum complained
35:00 <faux> so we turned it off
35:00 <faux> she hates it
35:00 <faux> fffffffff
35:00 <Serenity> -.-
35:00 <Tuftoy> Serenity where are u?
36:00 <faux> "it suffocates mes"
36:00 <faux> -s
36:00 <faux> YEAH WELL THIS HEAT IS MOREE SUFFOCATING
36:00 <Serenity> pretty sure from what faux said. im from perth.
36:00 <Tuftoy> lol I thought she was from perth
38:00 <g^style> i finally got a flutterbye fairy
38:00 <g^style> it took me 2 days
39:00 <g^style> i was literally kissed on the dick by a fairy
49:00 <Serenity> why do you want a flutterbye fairy
52:00 <Pieter> Wobblewobble wobble goee tje trqiin
53:00 <Loof> i just came
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
54:00 <Loof> looking too skinny in that photo pandas bro
54:00 <Loof> need to eat some bacon cake
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
54:00 <gaslight> i think i just had too much garlic in that food 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fb?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm bacon
54:00 <Loof> yeah
55:00 <Loof> can never have too much bacon
55:00 <Loof> first rule of the fattie
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
55:00 <gaslight> bacon is gross
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats ace
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> caining cunts on bf4
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> we won woooo
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> 263 - 0
56:00 <Loof> anyone who doesn't like bacon is either a jew, a muslim or just plain strange
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
56:00 <gaslight> its bottom feed pretty low on the chain food there.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i want bacon
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <Loof> yeah mon
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
56:00 <Loof> it's good shit
57:00 <Loof> ^5
57:00 <Loof> u use sniper?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye reconin atm
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> need some stuff for this rifle
57:00 <Loof> got automatic sniper rifle?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> or just go up to last rifle
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> dmr
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
57:00 <Loof> nice
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> iron sights
58:00 <Loof> china rising maps available now :D
58:00 <Loof> i need more ram though
58:00 <Loof> might buy some tomorrow
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye love that map
01:00 <Loof> might go have a coffee/cig and play a round or two (support)
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
02:00 <gaslight> wow austnet is dead.
03:00 <gaslight> i rekon if someone actually made a channel with a higher peak than this one admins would ban them from the server.
06:00 <Rak> that's just what they want you to think
06:00 <Rak> games within games
06:00 <Rak> and you, their pawn
07:00 <gaslight> well they obviously ban proxys including the tor network im sure they will say oh because people abuse it but thats just the corruption within it all in my opinion people will start problems on purpose
07:00 <Cripla> http://fbiradio.com/on-air-now/ - live set from emoh instead (dude from what so not)
10:00 <gaslight> and who the fuck wants to use things like the TOR network it is incredibly slow and who the fuck knows whos IP your on also it is clear to me that whoever runs these types of servers wants to know exactly what the time is on your system
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just wana, celebrate you daddy, for not doin mum up the bum, coz i woulda died in poo, not very nom nom nom!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Rak
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you know what bananas want us to think?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yummyyuummmmyyummmyyummmy put me in a vagina
11:00 <gaslight> thats stupid.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> natures dildo
12:00 <gaslight> this is IRC
12:00 <gaslight> you say some stupid shit for an IRC channel PandasDontDrive
14:00 <g^style> Serenity for my 4 year old
16:00 <Serenity> ohhh phew
16:00 <Serenity> i was wonder what kind of weird fetish you had
17:00 <gaslight> `info
22:00 <gaslight> Just repeat anything 3 times and you will be banned make another channel on austnet have highest peak and if you don't do it you're wierd.
23:00 <gaslight> hurry up people
23:00 <gaslight> i want to see some bans
24:00 <gaslight> CAPITAL CITY FUCKWIT CHANNEL
24:00 <Serenity> ...
24:00 <gremlinz> fuckwit
24:00 <Serenity> bit early for that isnt it
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sorry had a ROUTING problem
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god i gotta do my CCNA
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> been putting it off for 10 years
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe 2014 can be the year i get my certs
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch me fail hard and pay $300 a test
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hell i might do my mcse or rhce
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or ceh
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cant do IT security coz i have a conviction
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> plus im dumb
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
34:00 <gremlinz> then u might as well skip all the above :p
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> true
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill start my own company
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's start a jellyfish company
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder what they're good at.
38:00 <faux> Serenity
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> leaping lizards!
40:00 <Maurice> Is a dick licker 
40:00 <MadScientist> it's true
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was just a boy, and you took that away from me :/
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lili
43:00 <Excessive> moanin
43:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guile Theme (SNES) (Dec 16, 2007) 4:06 - Category: Film and Animation - 4,947,324 views - 22,820 likes (98%), 457 dislikes (2%)
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Maurice are you confident in wearing no panties or do you constantly fearing discharging all over the place
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew dood
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you wear depenz for fear of shitting yourself?
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> It's the first thing I think of when bitches arent wearing panties. It seems disgusting not erotic.
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> PandasDontDrive you don't know how vaginas work
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> ask your mum
46:00 <simba> clearly, neither do you
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Crank it simba
46:00 <simba> 420
46:00 <simba> wake n bake
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> simba what's yoru welfare secret?
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you seem to be able to stay on the dole just as long as pieter
47:00 <CrankIT> tell them ur god
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fraggles
48:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and PandasDontDrive
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fraggles
48:00 <simba> i'm not on the dole
48:00 <simba> stfu
48:00 <CrankIT> tell them u want to be a porn actor
48:00 <PeterSarsgaard> well you're not a dsp case
48:00 <CrankIT> tell u use drugs
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive never had sex 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> or drugs
48:00 <simba> try a new angle PeterSarsgaard other people have been your character a lot better
48:00 <CrankIT> tell them u use drugs and am are in the cartel
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> im in a cartel
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'm a Cobra
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i sell the drugs to the little kids
49:00 <CrankIT> you tick all the right boxes on the form
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> can i do gay porn?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> more money
49:00 <CrankIT> tell them we are at war and ur bludging til the war is over
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> welcome to australia beehhh
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> passport please
50:00 <simba> this is what ur supposed to wake n bake to with bass at 11 http://youtu.be/AT4UlT-Uoak
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Superisk - Find Your Way (Kahn Remix) (Feb 28, 2011) 4:41 - Category: Music - 12,640 views - 127 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> let beehhh back in and kick a few of these ppl out
50:00 <CrankIT> `kick simba gay porn
51:00 <beehhh> like those korean scammers killing their own people
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't you think it's great to have all these tanks here just incaswe the russians come and we have to have a big tank battle..
51:00 <beehhh> Panda you know what to do when its sweltering hot outside
51:00 <beehhh> lick a pussy
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i laugh irl
52:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1477881_10201784994280847_568611900_n.jpg
53:00 <beehhh> my suggestion to you is visit darwin during the extreme period of bushfire and darwin not in another country either
53:00 <Excessive> a "dole" drink
54:00 <simba> faux i gotta start getting big gulps!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <faux> so much sugar in ice tea
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i only drink diet ice tea
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and diet ginger beer
54:00 <faux> even worse.
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> oh good. it says diet.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only eat diet worms
54:00 <simba> YOU'RE safe.
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they taste like shit to start with but you get used to cyclomate
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <faux> ugh
54:00 <Excessive> and lite milk that tastes like milk from a sick cow*
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> my sperm are likely multi headed now though
54:00 <faux> cos they replace it with a whole bunch of other shit
55:00 <simba> PeterSarsgaard also eats the diet big mac meal
55:00 <simba> good for ya
55:00 <faux> ive used like
55:00 <beehhh> let simba die in his loneliness until he turns 80
55:00 <faux> 100 ice trays today
55:00 <faux> and its only 1pm
55:00 <faux> :S
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> compare kilojoules in lite milk and normal milk. it's really notthat much
55:00 <faux> they melt so quick wahh
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> normal milk tastes so much better
55:00 <faux> full cream bloats me
55:00 <simba> milk is bad for u
55:00 <faux> i drink lite
55:00 <faux> i hate soy or skim
55:00 <faux> vom
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> if you froth you milk though always buy lite milk
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> so much easier
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> froth milk with coffee
56:00 <faux> i dont drink coffee
57:00 <simba> i eat diet KFC
57:00 <faux> decaf green tea for meeeee
57:00 <simba> i dont wanna diew younbg
57:00 <simba> young
57:00 <faux> huhu
57:00 <simba> im ordering diet pad thai tonight 
57:00 <beehhh> milk makes tummy more warmer
57:00 <beehhh> try yoghurt
57:00 <faux> ok simby we ge it
57:00 <faux> !!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <simba> diet you? i mean do you
57:00 <simba> .
57:00 <faux> lo
57:00 <faux> ;l
57:00 <faux> l
57:00 <faux> l.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba is kinda right
58:00 <simba> about the diet pad thai ?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> even as modern humans most of us find it difficult to digest dairy
58:00 <beehhh> faux has her experties in tabouli making
58:00 <PeterSarsgaard> maxipad thai. 
58:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=781339758545541&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love thai food from india
59:00 <simba> lol that kid is raised by his sisters
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there's this really good supermarket pad thai that comes in a cardboard box but it has cooked noodles in a vacuum sealed bag and the sauce in another bag, you mix them and microwave for a minute
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's just like the real shit
59:00 <faux> .
59:00 <Loud> .
59:00 <faux> + sodium
59:00 <Loud> lol
59:00 <faux> fuck off chris
00:00 <Loud> one my emails starts with sodium
00:00 <Loud> lol
00:00 <beehhh> simba would freak out if he visits sydney, and neither faux would like the boringness of south australia
00:00 <faux> ..
00:00 <simba> yuck ive had those boxed pad thais they are pretty budget
00:00 <simba> the black and green box ones or something ?
01:00 <simba> lol at mirza wanting attention
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone want some fkn risotto
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> made too much
01:00 <Excessive> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TA95Wz74JPI/AAAAAAAAB4g/ScQtia8jmC0/s400/2004.07.07.aspartame.gif
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo simba have u had Bing Boy?
01:00 <beehhh> you two are no match together
02:00 <simba> no
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt know west lakes had one and the asian chick was so fuckin beautiful, like fkn blue eyes omf lil caucasian
02:00 <simba> they smell really good when you pass them tho
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bing BOy is dope man its like a giant cold roll but not cold and ye has ace shiz in it
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye so uno what they r soz
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> blue eye'd asian?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm ye
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> must be eurasian
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
02:00 <simba> i think i know what they are
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i lived closer id go more often just to chat her hah
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> some of those indians have green eyes. they look can look hot too
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> not beehhh brown
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> usually a light brown
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's an ethnicity somewhere up there i forget what they're claled
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> called, the women are so lush
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> brahman indians
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they are hte light skins
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they rule india
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> not india
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> oh you mean chinese?
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> hahn chinese i think
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> hann maybe
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> not pakistan (should just become a part of india again)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah not chinese
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> more afghan hot look
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> oh persian
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're a very small country or whatevs
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they are iranian . they are green eye'd too
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're a mix of diff ethnicities
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> that've become their own ethnicity lol
06:00 <beehhh> but yeah good for making babies
06:00 <beehhh> so move to perth together
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol wtf
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would love to understand beehhh
06:00 <CrankIT> The researchers point out that Columbine High School had officers on duty in 1999 when two teenagers went on a killing spree.
06:00 <simba> why?
07:00 <simba> theres nothing to understand he's a drunk dickhead
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'd be so dr seuss
07:00 <beehhh> fremantle
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> his mind's all twinkle twinkle
07:00 <beehhh> did u play footy for them simba
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just in a good mood man AHAHAHA
07:00 <simba> everyone put him on ignore
07:00 <simba> bye mirza
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <CrankIT> simba stfu
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a pipe simba lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck up CrankIT
07:00 <simba> don't interrupt wild turkey
07:00 <CrankIT> have a pipe simba
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill slap you with Wild_Turkey
08:00 <simba> fiune
08:00 <simba> fine
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima have one too
08:00 <CrankIT> ill turkey slap u PandasDontDrive
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> tobacco but
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <CrankIT> ive got a gram here now
08:00 <CrankIT> im drinkin my beers first
08:00 <CrankIT> bloody broke til monday
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont do drugs i grope chicks that give hugs
08:00 <CrankIT> i just look at porn
08:00 <CrankIT> wank
09:00 <beehhh> eat some valium
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna do that b4
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> seemed borin
09:00 <CrankIT> sex is overrated it becomes
09:00 <beehhh> yeah have a toss release it
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> a monotonous routine
10:00 <beehhh> then pass the tissue to simba for a sniff
10:00 <CrankIT> simba will rub my used tissue on her vagina
10:00 <beehhh> lol you bet she would
10:00 <simba> wild turkey try to be normal today
11:00 <simba> just dont be you
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol this tiny crystal head vodka is 40 % lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont see the point
11:00 <CrankIT> v a g i n a
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have cubes that when you put them in water a coloured light turns on
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> got stacks of em
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> jealous?
12:00 <CrankIT> photo PandasDontDrive it arent true
12:00 <faux> pubes
12:00 <beehhh> simba is getting so lazy he dont even know what date is it
12:00 <shadsam> FAWKS: IM 19 F FAT LESBIAN HOE DOG DOWN WITH A COWS GRIT
13:00 <faux> god this cun is obsessed
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> just google them
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can put them in drinks too its fun
13:00 <CrankIT> beehhh knows a thing or two about stalking
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> look like ice cubes
13:00 <faux> whats the point of them
13:00 <faux> if theyre not actually cold'
13:00 <faux> :|
14:00 <CrankIT> beehhh lets buy some professional cameras and become papazzi
15:00 <CrankIT> u  n  i  x
15:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what is an anon site i can upload a pic to for linking to a forum?
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> web experts?
16:00 <CrankIT> tinypic?
16:00 <shadsam> * Updated ignore switches for *!*[email protected]
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> no
16:00 <simba> any of them
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> need an account
16:00 <simba> imageshack
16:00 <simba> no u dont
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you f'n do
16:00 <simba> so make one
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> then that's not anon
17:00 <CrankIT> ITS A GREAT IDEA THO IF U HAVE THE SKILLS TO MAKE A SITE LIKE KIM DOTCOM
17:00 <simba> nobodys going to find you through an imageshack account
17:00 <CrankIT> upload site
17:00 <CrankIT> ud need a good hosting company
17:00 <CrankIT> with lots of bandwidth
18:00 <shadsam> simba stop dribblin shit
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> put me on ignore or something you big fat cry baby
20:00 <Q{> hi channel cuties
21:00 <CrankIT> seriously i spent the last 51 weeks smokin n drinkin
21:00 <Q{> wow how nasty
21:00 <CrankIT> what can i do in 2014
21:00 <Q{> why u do it
21:00 <simba> whats the point
22:00 <Q{> coz he hates himself probably
22:00 <simba> yea
23:00 <CrankIT> coz i can
23:00 <CrankIT> the 1st of january is always a bitch
24:00 <CrankIT> everyone is hung over
24:00 <CrankIT> well most
24:00 <CrankIT> :)
24:00 <CrankIT> sup johninja
24:00 <johninja> o/
24:00 <johninja> hey dude
24:00 <CrankIT> im coming up to qld to visit u
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay mate knocked off early woo
24:00 <johninja> oh tru
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> drinky drinky soon
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup
25:00 <johninja> hey PandasDontDrive
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell i drank that whole pear cider carton yesterday j3 lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAS SO NICE
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so so tired but had to do it hah
25:00 <johninja> i can't really bulk up on cider
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha ye
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> eatin rice b4 drinking
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> its gaming night bitch
26:00 <johninja> blazing up~
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> weerd
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer im sailing to africa in ac4
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck a second map!
29:00 <CrankIT> Overall, the company received 3,846 government requests to remove 24,737 pieces of content.
31:00 <CrankIT> one of those requests was to remove pieters wank video
32:00 <Excessive> heaviest building in the world? ............. http://www.flickriver.com/photos/26849514@N06/5847347887/
36:00 <megamanga> niggas
36:00 <Excessive> aye
36:00 <Excessive> g'day
36:00 <megamanga> gday
36:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon Excessive ... did you sleep?
36:00 <Excessive> ye, 5 hrs
38:00 <Excessive> check this thing out Bastardly_One ............. http://www.flickriver.com/photos/26849514@N06/5847347887/
38:00 <Pieter> Mmmmmmmm me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet Excessive
39:00 <Excessive> my father as a stonemason back then was summonsed to go work on it
39:00 <Excessive> was like 3 months b4 we left there
40:00 <Excessive> they told him .......... u go n do the work for a year and then u go to Australia
40:00 <Excessive> eheh
40:00 <Pieter> True value solar must end tuesday then wednesday then end of the month then end of the dewcade
40:00 <Pieter> Get in fast  
40:00 <Pieter> :/
41:00 <megamanga> all these cunts getting xmas holidays
41:00 <megamanga> lucky bastards
44:00 <Bastardly_One> het Excessive
44:00 <Bastardly_One> NSW parliment is under lockdown
44:00 <Excessive> us style expenses cutback?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> due to something in Macquirie St ... they're not allowed to leave or enter the building
45:00 <Excessive> oh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on ABC news now
45:00 <Excessive> I outlived the TV .......... not the other way around*
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate virtually lives on ABC 24
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's like an endless repeat
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> except when they dont show live news at all
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I know
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> which is pretty shit for a 24hr news station
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> k full
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ready to give birth
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate people like that who don't watch a variety of things
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when my tv aerial doesn't work
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
48:00 <Excessive> u go n have somethin dry cleaned so u can use the coat hanger for the arial?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> digital tv aerial
55:00 <Excessive> meh ........... I'mnah roll a spliff
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they had the riot police
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and some dude just got locked up in a riot van
57:00 <Bastardly_One> your cops think they're in LA eh?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> look at those cute American style riot vans
57:00 <Excessive> wonder wat all the drama is abt
58:00 <Excessive> news in 2 mins
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, they might be giants rocks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they just tear gassed a dude in a car
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and it looks more than an exercise
01:00 <Excessive> man in can threating to self harm
01:00 <megamanga> so theres some pregnant chick getting eaten out on a cam site... all stumbled upon by accident
01:00 <Excessive> man in car*
01:00 <megamanga> oh joy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf gettin ready
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they tear gassed the car
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they full on smashed the windows and tear gassed him
02:00 <Excessive> threatening too*
02:00 <megamanga> ahahaha
02:00 <megamanga> i hope his car explodes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to find out if the They Might Be Giants fan was m or f?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hear my irc loser story?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> happened to me last night
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol tear gassed
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolarious
04:00 <Bastardly_One> started talking to this woman
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in her 30s
04:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps in common, she loves comic books, the PS, etc
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then at the end of the convo she's like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go try my wedding dress on tomorrow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can you say
04:00 <Bastardly_One> CUNTED
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was in this channel too
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i mean
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldve asked
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> not if she's getting married but her status lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i ask
07:00 <Excessive> fckn despo emo cunts most of em desperate for some attention to watever problem in life they might have .......... I was in town abt 3 months ago and some tool threatened to jump from up top of some hotel in town .......... "one more step and I jump" he said to the negotiators when they got there ......... fire rescue dude jus went up and pulled him away from the ledge and the cops put the cuffs on him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be more
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they've a full lockdown of macquarie st
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and they tear gassed him out of the car
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and parliment are told not to enter or leave the building
09:00 <megamanga> bomb threat
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah people that jump do it without hesitation
09:00 <megamanga> not rocket science
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> that guy was a cry for help
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's this about Bastardly_One?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what I am saying is
09:00 <Bastardly_One> if it was just some dude in the car threatening to kill himself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> why sent the riot squad
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and block the street off?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there's more to it than that
10:00 <megamanga> if someone says they have a gun they block the street off
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe they need to keep things hushed for now
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the interest of public safetly
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm going by Excessive saying that's what it was about because the news doesn't actually have the reasons yet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> go for a walk and find out Excessive
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the heat?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> U CRAY CRAY!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive lives near there ... within walking distance
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Adrian go find out
11:00 <Excessive> fckn ............ cbf-ed
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> just watch abc24 later on
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> or world news australia
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where the coverage is
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> on abc24
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
11:00 <Excessive> it's over the bridge maaaaaaaaaaan
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate is a news junky
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta hang up some washin yo smoke my pipe
11:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of annoys me as I like random television
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like france 24, al jazeera, the journal, pbs news hour
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> world news aus
12:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I was saying he seems to have a secret?
12:00 <Q{> http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-woman-sues-deli-owner-after-drinking-sperm-from-bottled-water-20131219-2znnw.html
12:00 <Bastardly_One> before I moved in
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont like aus news tho
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> found out what it is
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont watch chan 7 9 10 for news
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not happy about it in a way
12:00 <Excessive> he's ghey?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bumboy ey
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a morph junky
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> move out
12:00 <Excessive> riiite
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he came home and was nodding off bad
12:00 <Bastardly_One> was so obvious
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk that 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he claimed he was just tired
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then later on I got it out of him after giving him a couple of pipes
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the doctors made him one apparently
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a stoner he's a morphine addict
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the odd couple
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking don't bullshit a bullshiter mate
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can have whimsical adventures without leaving the house!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is what I wanted to say after the doctors made him one
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh man he's a serious genius type
14:00 <Excessive> the new neighbour that moved in next door to mine came and asked me to look up the local NA venue cause he had to go
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh no shit, they dont make you one
14:00 <Excessive> could always tell he wasn't quite himself
14:00 <Pieter> woo   me
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeepers man
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> glad i have no weird neighbours
14:00 <Pieter> i give out xmas hampers
14:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of junkies
14:00 <Pieter> everyone loves mne :))))
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who my housemate even looks like?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you're going for fucking nothing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and is really tall too
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> who?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> at 50
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehe
15:00 <Cripla> http://i.imgur.com/ha2S17S.gif
15:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing I thought when I saw him at the interview a couple of weeks ago
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey brb hangin washin smoking my pipe like a boss thinker
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Cripla, oi! hot enough?
16:00 <Cripla> yeah not bad, im rolling a scoob
16:00 <Cripla> and gettiing in the pool
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I was gonna say come over, bring some pot and enjoy the a/c
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've moved
17:00 <Bastardly_One> love being able to walk into the CBD
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the local shop before
18:00 <Excessive> tell me abt it Bastardly_One
18:00 <Excessive> 2 mins to everything here for me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> took a drink to the counter and said ... fuck that and walked out
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so the nearest shit is the CBD
18:00 <Pieter> fuck i love me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, make a little birdhouse in your soul
20:00 <Excessive> show us where u cum from Ana_Ng
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for the rest of you ... Ana Ng is a They Might Be Giants song
20:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont want the world, i just want Bastardly_One's half
20:00 <simba> Geelong or Melb CBD?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> test?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat CBD
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so 5 shops :P
20:00 <simba> oh
21:00 <simba> is that further than geelong frfom melb
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme think
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a tiny bit
21:00 <simba> the rat yes yes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, memo to myself
21:00 <Bastardly_One> do the dumb things I gotta do
21:00 <Bastardly_One> touch the puppet head
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> how much looking around at your computer and how much news can you watch?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is ... strange ... and that's coming from a weirdo like me
22:00 <Ana_Ng> test 123
23:00 <Excessive> DEF
23:00 <Ana_Ng> brb
24:00 <megamanga> hrm
24:00 <megamanga> might go make some bruschetta
27:00 <Excessive> u know Ana_Ng Bastardly_One?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah sweet as fuck
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could sit out all day smoking a pipe
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> reading n shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching birds root
30:00 <megamanga> LOL i watched a seagull try to eat a whole tomato the other day
30:00 <megamanga> it was sticking out of its mouth but it just kept going
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive>  love tomato
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat them like apples
31:00 <Excessive> lmfao ................ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShmlfATrEA
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, should I Excessive?
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brisbane irc meet (Sep 24, 2009) 0:18 - Category: Entertainment - 785 views - 4 likes (66.7%), 2 dislikes (33.3%)
32:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, not necessarily ......... I only know her or rather "of her" from the #sydney chan
32:00 <Ruby> linux,windows,networking,tcp/ip
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
33:00 <megamanga> she must be very hard to track down with such a common surname lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh exercise
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> forgot to ask friend if he got some strong rope from work!
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i know shit all about networking, i know my ports in tcp/ip
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> turtle princess you cant call me you're going to blow my coveeerrr
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey guurrrll
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey gurl
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey gurl i got ur ip on the gaming network
35:00 <Excessive> WiLd_TuRkeY, networking on wat os?
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cisco
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey gurrl u fell from heaven and into my hell n yet u still want me ;)
36:00 <Excessive> k, I'm out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> later
36:00 <Excessive> nah, jus out of WiLd_TuRkeY's convo
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> pz whoeva u r
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy in syd
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is known to police
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and was making demands and had a container of "flammable liquid"
37:00 <Excessive> ye like I said ............ despo emo tools ........... can't get any help with their probs so they vant attention
38:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez today is going slow
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> suicide by police is very common
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> most people cant sit at home, alone, and do it
38:00 <megamanga> im getting spammed by some pro abo propaganda
38:00 <megamanga> its hilarious
38:00 <megamanga> Hello, please support the aboriginal people of Australia wherever you may be in the world......, the government has implemented a policy since 2007 that has created the worlds highest child suicide rates in the world & is considered Genocide by the UN....please visit out resistance page #BURNtheFLAG
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> abos shouold stfu like gays
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about the aboriginal people in other countries?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> we should support the native americans bro
39:00 <megamanga> fuck em
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> rub it in the boongs face
39:00 <British^Meat> wow
39:00 <megamanga> fuck them all
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
39:00 <Excessive> each should support self
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're all of some aboriginal descent
40:00 <megamanga> ahahaha best comment
40:00 <megamanga> bp ultimate is 161.9 today
42:00 <Excessive> wat? not true? .............. like fckn send billions worth of aid overseas and not look after the shit in ur own yard?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah well
42:00 <megamanga> i could care less, its always a pr stunt anyway
43:00 <Bastardly_One> now this is the Excessive I miss
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> when the aboriginies of Australia apologise for wiping out the remaining Mega Fauna that existed when they arrived
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the sociable one
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> they can piss off till that day.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want my giant roo bro
43:00 <Bastardly_One> right
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna get the smiths
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck you right up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> expect 100 abos on your doorstep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> asking for a cig
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and some change
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> they can stand on a stool one by one and kiss my fucking arse.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a big community of them here apparently
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like we have a co-op and shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but I never see any really
45:00 <Loud> thought about getting gta san andreas for iphone but its 1.8gig and 8$
46:00 <megamanga> is it out now?
46:00 <megamanga> sick
46:00 <Loud> yes
46:00 <megamanga> now i got shit to do while doing static guarding
46:00 <Loud> its 7$ something cents
46:00 <British^Meat> candy crush :P
47:00 <megamanga> id prefer shooting old ladies carrying shopping
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> evilmegamanga today
50:00 <megamanga> i am quite mad
50:00 <megamanga> i have work tonight and tradies keep showing up
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> CUNTS!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> tell them it's over 36 so they should fuck off home
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think on a work site that's still fuck off home time
53:00 <megamanga> well even if its 10 degrees you're lucky if they do the work on the same week as the day they specified
56:00 <Picard> hey
57:00 <Picard> hows life for those cunts who dont ever work?
57:00 <British^Meat> ask PandasDontDrive
57:00 <Picard> im asking u 
57:00 <British^Meat> u are?
57:00 <British^Meat> but i work
57:00 <Picard> lol 
57:00 <British^Meat> i dont understand...
57:00 <Picard> when did this happen?
57:00 <British^Meat> well 6 yrs ago now
57:00 <Picard> lies
58:00 <British^Meat> oh
58:00 <British^Meat> ok then
58:00 <Picard> i heard u are just a lazy pom
58:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
58:00 <British^Meat> cool
59:00 <shadsam> the BTIS R SAD
59:00 <shadsam> BRITS
59:00 <Excessive> Picard, do u work, have family, pay off a mortgage?
00:00 <shadsam> SIMBA LIVES ON HIS MUMS DOLE
00:00 <Bastardly_One> san andreas has been mobile ported now too?
00:00 <British^Meat> he has all of those
00:00 <Picard> yes i do
00:00 <British^Meat> i could just say that he's a liar
00:00 <Bastardly_One> get it from a free site mega
00:00 <British^Meat> but im not that weak minded :)
00:00 <Picard> well i dont have a mortgage
00:00 <British^Meat> i like how u just came straight in the with troll Picard :P
00:00 <Picard> on my own home
00:00 <shadsam> so has Dracula Bastardly_One
00:00 <British^Meat> youre a very popular chatter here
01:00 <British^Meat> (snigger)
01:00 <Picard> you are the unpopular one :)
02:00 <British^Meat> cool
02:00 <Excessive> and u come on here and express ur disappointment that u do all the socially accepted needs while others mabbe weren't given the chance to a life like urs ........ or rather had no choice but to mabbe spend their dsp time on line
03:00 <Picard> lol Excessive
03:00 <Picard> everyone has a choice
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin
03:00 <Picard> some make the choice to be lazy cunts and think they are owed something
03:00 <Excessive> really? even those that might not know wat really goes on?
03:00 <PietSAbabe> So may contractors to fix the shower
03:00 <shadsam> DONCHA HAVE A MORTAGAGE PICARD
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Hrm
03:00 <PietSAbabe> New shower
03:00 <British^Meat> Picard is just a sad shit stirrer :)
03:00 <Picard> shadsam i have a couple, just not on this house
03:00 <British^Meat> dont even try to reason with him 
04:00 <shadsam> ok
04:00 <shadsam> simbas gay
04:00 <British^Meat> he gets ppl to talk to him by acting like a massive gronk, no more no less
04:00 <Picard> i have cretins like British^Meat paying my mortgage
04:00 <British^Meat> huh?
04:00 <British^Meat> what does that mean?
04:00 <shadsam> me 2
04:00 <shadsam> porpers
05:00 <Picard> its means i have losers like you who have no hope reniting my houses and therfore they pay the mortgage for me
05:00 <Picard> -i
05:00 <British^Meat> i dont understand
05:00 <British^Meat> i dont rent
05:00 <British^Meat> i work and i pay a mortgage
05:00 <British^Meat> what are you talking about?
05:00 <Picard> of course you do
05:00 <British^Meat> which of your properties do i pay rent at?
05:00 <Picard> you work yet you are here everytime i come here
05:00 <British^Meat> tell me....
05:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
05:00 <Picard> can you not read?
06:00 <Picard> i said losers like you.
06:00 <British^Meat> r u going to be here at around 5pm Picard?
06:00 <shadsam> British^Meats on the DOLE
06:00 <Picard> why is that?
06:00 <British^Meat> oh
06:00 <British^Meat> no reason :)
07:00 <British^Meat> your home from your job kind of early arent u Picard?
07:00 <British^Meat> oh, prolly let off early for chrimbo yer?
07:00 <Picard> no, im on annual leave lad
07:00 <Picard> i dont go back to work till jan 20.
07:00 <British^Meat> spending it wisely i see
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> too hot to go out :/
08:00 <Picard> where else would i want to be when its 42 degrees outside?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol true
08:00 <British^Meat> a shopping mall?
08:00 <British^Meat> pub?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> gaming and chatting
08:00 <shadsam> I JUST HAD A 1 HOUR COLD BATH
08:00 <British^Meat> theatre?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol shads
08:00 <shadsam> XD
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf r u a universal soldier ^5
08:00 <Picard> British^Meat you`re not to bright are you
08:00 <British^Meat> Picard u keep trying
08:00 <British^Meat> it wont work :)
08:00 <shadsam> PICARD HES THICK AS A BRICK
09:00 <shadsam> LOL
09:00 <megamanga> im behind 7 proxies
09:00 <Picard> why would i want to go to a mall or pub when i have a perfectly fine house with airconditioning?
09:00 <shadsam> NICE MEGA
09:00 <British^Meat> i unno
09:00 <British^Meat> just seems better than sitting around the house
09:00 <British^Meat> do you understand?
10:00 <shadsam> THICK
10:00 <Picard> British^Meat doesnt the public housing place you live in have an aircon?
10:00 <British^Meat> u tell me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're all sitting around the houose :P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> house*
10:00 <British^Meat> tell me about it Picard
10:00 <British^Meat> im all ears/eyes
11:00 <Picard> British^Meat the more i speak to you the more i can see you have a very low iq
11:00 <British^Meat> yer?
11:00 <British^Meat> whys that
11:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo hooo ranked 537 in most prosperous pirates ahehehe
11:00 <Picard> or prehaps you just have very poor social skills
12:00 <British^Meat> Picard gkeep trying
12:00 <British^Meat> im all ears/eyes
12:00 <British^Meat> try reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaalllllllllllllllllly hard this time
12:00 <Picard> British^Meat were the the kid who was picked on at school?
12:00 <Picard> you*
12:00 <British^Meat> come on
12:00 <British^Meat> u can do better than that
13:00 <British^Meat> bring out the big guns
13:00 <British^Meat> and i'll just wait
13:00 <Picard> are you stoned?
14:00 <British^Meat> oh, youve run out of steam
14:00 <British^Meat> ah well, was mostly fun while it lasted
14:00 <megamanga> i cant hear you over the immense amount of swag i carry
15:00 <Picard> you dont have anything, all you keep saying is you are all ears. you are not worthy of my time
15:00 <British^Meat> ok Picard
15:00 <British^Meat> no probs, i'll remember u said that
15:00 <Picard> you fail at life lad
16:00 <shadsam> MIGHT GO TO MACCAS
16:00 <shadsam> XD
16:00 <Picard> you are almost as sad as your countries cricket team
16:00 <British^Meat> sure Picard
16:00 <British^Meat> u keep trying mate
16:00 <British^Meat> i'll try not to eat up any more of your time
16:00 <Picard> we are not mates
16:00 <Picard> shouldnt you be working?
16:00 <British^Meat> you are actually worthy of my time today
16:00 <British^Meat> and no
17:00 <British^Meat> that'd be weird
18:00 <Picard> so you lied about having a job?
18:00 <British^Meat> no
18:00 <British^Meat> are you going to ask me questions all night in order to get a response?
18:00 <shadsam> THICK AS A BRICK
19:00 <British^Meat> its ok, i dont mind at all :)
19:00 <shadsam> LOL
19:00 <Picard> shadsam can u believe how stupid this cunt is?
19:00 <shadsam> YES
20:00 <shadsam> BRITS
20:00 <shadsam> THICK cunts
20:00 <Picard> they cant all be this stupid
20:00 <shadsam> lol
21:00 <shadsam> cant plap cricket
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah well smoking weed can give you psychosis
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> and thus enters beehhh
21:00 <shadsam> true that
21:00 <shadsam> xd
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <beehhh> lagging bad with maxis
22:00 <shadsam> heya beeeeeeeeeehhhh
22:00 <Excessive> is wat u r taught by today's govts upholding the Dupont's ban PandasDontDrive
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's science
22:00 <milk> omah shebai
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> a person can posess one of three two gene sets
22:00 <Excessive> it was initially made illegal by the Dupont's in the 30's
22:00 <shadsam> hello milk
23:00 <shadsam> frayed 
23:00 <shadsam> :P
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 good = no psychosis, 1 good 1 bad = 50/50, two bad = psychosis
23:00 <frayedknot> shadsam
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont care
23:00 <shadsam> hows it going
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed isnt that wonderful
23:00 <shadsam> drugs are bad pandas they give u skitzo and psycosois
24:00 <shadsam> cost a fortune
24:00 <shadsam> some days u cant get em
24:00 <Excessive> that's after how much money u spent on em shadsam?
24:00 <shadsam> and u stress for 3 days
24:00 <shadsam> bugger all
24:00 <shadsam> in dont do drugs
25:00 <shadsam> that reminds me
25:00 <shadsam> i have 3 beers
25:00 <shadsam> brb
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> choie
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> c
25:00 <shadsam> xd
26:00 <beehhh> i'll be back soon
26:00 <megamanga> rrrrtttt wompwompwomp
26:00 <Excessive> I go for bourbon n cola normally, I don't really like the bitterness of beer or the throat burning wine
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc
27:00 <doctor> pandas
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp
28:00 <doctor> Not so much
29:00 <doctor> A bee hive moved into the backyard
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> same atm
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
29:00 <doctor> I think I'll keep it there for a while
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea for sure
29:00 <doctor> We kill enough of them already
30:00 <megamanga> should i buy an obama gaer knob or an osama bin laden one
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> bin laden
30:00 <megamanga> i bet when i shift into 3rd sideways the fuckin cunt will snap off
30:00 <faux> OMG
30:00 <faux> QUICK
30:00 <faux> you know how ctrl  is undo
31:00 <faux> whats redo
31:00 <faux> LOL
31:00 <faux> omgggggggg
31:00 <megamanga> ctrl z
31:00 <faux> yes thats what i meant
31:00 <faux> what is redo
31:00 <faux> like to bring the text back
31:00 <faux> omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
31:00 <megamanga> ctrl y
31:00 <faux> are you lying
31:00 <megamanga> fak it wasnt hard to google
31:00 <faux> ill fucking murder you in your sleep
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> n fuck obama
31:00 <faux> omg it workedt
31:00 <faux> ty megamanga
32:00 <megamanga> nw that will be 1 burek
34:00 <megamanga> ooo dildo shifters
36:00 <Excessive> jus that not every bitch can drive stick
36:00 <xm> [12:23:38] 18<doctor> A bee hive moved into the backyard <--- when it's your birthday get kids to come round. blind fold them and get them to smash the "Pinata" 
36:00 <megamanga> i had a bee swarm in my back yard
36:00 <megamanga> it wasnt fun
36:00 <xm> there is a bee hive at dad's actually
37:00 <megamanga> i got the pest controller in and told him to kill em all
37:00 <xm> in the chimney thing...and they get into the house
37:00 <megamanga> fuck really?
37:00 <xm> i kind of enjoy harassing them
37:00 <xm> like throwing basketballs at the chimney and then running away
37:00 <megamanga> start a fire
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur an asshole
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> we need bees fool
38:00 <megamanga> hes a top bloke
38:00 <megamanga> fuck bees
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <megamanga> at least we dont have bumble bees here
38:00 <megamanga> fuck theyre huge cunts
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> every honey bee in aus has been introduced
39:00 <megamanga> Excessive: i will be learning manual as i never had the chance to. i'll be learning it on a heavy duty racing clutch with a short shifter and upgraded clutch master
39:00 <megamanga> have they?
39:00 <megamanga> i thought we had native bees 
40:00 <xm> there are native bees that produce honey -- just not much
40:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> great work PandasDontDrive
40:00 <xm> also i dont think they sting
40:00 <megamanga> theyre small bees yeah?
40:00 <British^Meat> bumblebees are harmless
40:00 <Excessive> errrr, if u're learnin, I wouldn't do it in a performance car until u get the hang of it
40:00 <xm> Stingless native bees are primitive species that only produce small amounts of honey. It is only in warm areas of Australia, such as in Queensland and northern NSW, that they can produce more honey than they need for their own survival. Harvesting honey from a nest in a cooler area could weaken or even kill the nest.
40:00 <megamanga> i have no choice
40:00 <British^Meat> they are far less agressive than normal bee's/wasps
40:00 <megamanga> performance car is my daily drive
40:00 <British^Meat> they are cute
43:00 <xm> i'll still kill them
43:00 <xm> :D
44:00 <xm> the fact that they look like bees produces a Pavlovian response in me to squish them to death
44:00 <British^Meat> its cool
44:00 <British^Meat> lots of peeps in this country and pretty scared of bee's/wasps
44:00 <British^Meat> they're pretty harmless
44:00 <British^Meat> just back hand em and move on
45:00 <xm> with a tennis racquet
45:00 <xm> and yes ive done that before
45:00 <xm> you apply sticky tape to one side
45:00 <megamanga> ive got an electrified tennis racket
45:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
45:00 <megamanga> if you shoot deoderant through it it turns into a flame thrower
46:00 <milk> in case you're losing?
46:00 <Excessive> it all depends on the setup/car/engine/power2weight ......... if u have a V8, then u can jus put it in first and jus step off the clutch and it'll prolly just jerk and get goin without stalling, though that's not wat I'm tryainnah say that u should do ......... with a less powerful setup it's all the other way around where u'd have to rev the engine to get some power out of it ........... all in all it should be a balance of the feel of the car 
46:00 <megamanga> its aboosted 2.5
48:00 <Excessive> well then u prolly don't wannah take off under boost lol ............. so the small car rule still applies in 1-st
48:00 <megamanga> i wont be using 1st until i get the hang of it
48:00 <megamanga> it'll be wheelspin central
51:00 <Excessive> is it a brass clutch?
51:00 <megamanga> heavy duty organic for the moment
52:00 <megamanga> its only 180kw ish so dont need a hardcore clutch
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> . More recently, as a security enhancement and usability enhancement, various client and server authors have begun drafting a standard known as the STARTTLS standard[22] which allows for SSL and plain text connections to co-exist on the same TCP port
53:00 <British^Meat> for sure...
53:00 <megamanga> man in the middle attacks ahoy
55:00 <Excessive> heavy duty just means more pressure against the flywheel by heavy duty spings, hence the upgraded master so u're not stressing ur leg muscles ....... wheel spins only happen when one can't take off in the in-between as in before the clutch is fully engaged like with those that r new to it or with those brass clutches that don't actually have the inbetween but rather jus fully engaged or disengaged
57:00 <Excessive> so the in-between is the part when the cluch is slipping against the flywheel before fully engaging
02:00 <megamanga> yeah i get all that
02:00 <megamanga> just the legwork im not up on
02:00 <British^Meat> yup totally
02:00 <Excessive> best way to start off is to have ur handbrake on and put it in 1-st with the clutch in and slowly releasing the clutch so u get an ide where the engine stalls ......... after doin that, then do the same with the clutch but also use ur accelerator and try and get another idea as to where power cuts in 
02:00 <Excessive> idea*
03:00 <megamanga> im gonna have to do that to adjust the clutch anyway
03:00 <megamanga> doing it all myself
03:00 <Excessive> cable or hydraulic?
03:00 <megamanga> hydraulic so i only have to adjust the pedal
04:00 <Excessive> yeah, jus adjust the slack out of it, once u put pressure on it it'll affect the clutch fork
06:00 <Bastardly_One> GAH!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> stoned and anxious
06:00 <Bastardly_One> tempted to pop 2 val
07:00 <Excessive> the val will kill the anxiety
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and 10mg aint gonna mong out a heavy stoner
07:00 <Bastardly_One> think I shall
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if it keeps up
08:00 <Excessive> if u're not comfortable, then hell ye
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna not work out I don't think
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about getting a loan yeah?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's already hit me up for a loan out of that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if I do it
11:00 <Excessive> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> mind you I offered to deck out the kitchen with it too
12:00 <Excessive> Shane's song ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qBwQtTHu4g
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... go feed your habit and debts off your own loan maybe?
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Kite String Tangle - Given The Chance (Aug 30, 2013) 3:52 - Category: Entertainment - 340,842 views - 7,267 likes (99.1%), 67 dislikes (0.9%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Friday
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas next Wed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> blah to that
15:00 <beehhh> Berry O'ferrel lockdown
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who attempts to make music here and if so who uses what?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I use FL Studio
15:00 <Excessive> xm
16:00 <beehhh> take sleeping pill
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate making drum tracks
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they're always so generic
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
18:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive: How's your bum for grubs?
18:00 <beehhh> i ate so much i should be next eating next year
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> drum pattern in under a min
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am fucking bored
19:00 <partay> beehhh: You far fuck I bet you eat 2 pizzas for dinner. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> for grubs?
19:00 <xm> i use Propellerheads' Reason, Bastardly_One 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got that too
20:00 <xm> 7
20:00 <xm> which version?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme check because I've not used it for a long time
20:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive: Yep
20:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 5
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont get your meaning
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> partay
20:00 <beehhh> steamed broccoli and steamed couliflower baby ginger beef balls, tomatoes noodle and chicken stock soup on oyster sauce
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this needs a dubstep bassline
21:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn dubstep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I really cbf'ed making my own
21:00 <xm> 5 :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you VSTs!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno y ppl bother
21:00 <xm> right before the dongle protection came in
21:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive: It can mean what ever you want it to mean. 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> then it means smd
21:00 <Bastardly_One> why you no come to my fingertips?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I want VSTs fuckin'!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAY YOUR PRAYERS TOITLES
22:00 <beehhh> visit blue mountain
22:00 <xm> ive used rack extensions
22:00 <xm> bought one of them
22:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I might put a deadmau5 premade one
22:00 <xm> it's pretty good
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've Xfer as well
22:00 <Bastardly_One> him and Steve Duda made that VST
23:00 <beehhh> i dont like busy cities
23:00 <xm> if i had to start again i might go with FL Studio with Sylenth1, NI Complete etc
23:00 <xm> Complete is a bit pricey though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've Sylenth 2
23:00 <Bastardly_One> NI complete is called
23:00 <Bastardly_One> torrent
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've Massive
23:00 <xm> yeah i know :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cunt installed as a stand alone
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and can't be found as a VST
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno why
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so pissy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbl pub time
24:00 <beehhh> have a good one panda
24:00 <xm> ive downloaded heaps of VSTs for fun with no intention of using them
24:00 <xm> and most of them have trojans etc
24:00 <xm> another reason why i dont trust that stuff
24:00 <beehhh> stay out of trouble
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I was haning to use it as a VST
24:00 <xm> but i use Reaper with plenty of free VSTis
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and it won't install as one
25:00 <xm> so i bounce the waves from Reason to Reaper
25:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> HI
25:00 <xm> Reaper is pretty good for its price
25:00 <xm> but a shitty MIDI sequencer
25:00 <beehhh> eyes down on keyboard trying to send loved ones a msg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck paying
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm real underground maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
25:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> HOW R YOU
26:00 <beehhh> copy that
26:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> BUMSEX 
26:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> COCK RUB
26:00 <beehhh> im so bloated veggie could make u fat
27:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> COCK N BALL RUB
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can't find a bassline soon I am gonna be evicted
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as I am gonna have such a tantrum
27:00 <beehhh> make sure they exist
27:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> ANAL FUCK 
27:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> U WITH ME
28:00 <beehhh> go to pub or go to bed
28:00 <xm> got a sound cloud Bastardly_One ?
28:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> IVE GOT ME COK OUT BEE
28:00 <Bastardly_One> might have
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but no I don't share yet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a shads and just make SHIT
28:00 <beehhh> BIGGAYALLEN is shads
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I average one finished track ... every now and then
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so until I'm personally confident it's my own thing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> make sense?
29:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> LAMER
29:00 <beehhh> hot hotter hottest
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you still do make shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate happy hardcore
29:00 <Bastardly_One> with no start, no finish and no ending
29:00 <British^Meat> <--- makes poopy
29:00 <beehhh> heatwaves would become norm in the future past
29:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> EAT SOME HOT DOG SHIT BRO
30:00 <Bastardly_One> put your link up and let xm listen
30:00 <beehhh> i got no room to shove anything
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he'll agree you need structure
30:00 <Bastardly_One> go on
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to help ya out dip
30:00 <beehhh> gobbled down two palate
30:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> FRESH DOGSHIT
30:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> BALLS N ASS
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess that means no
31:00 <beehhh> powernap time just after lunch
31:00 <xm> ive actually written some cheesy happy hardcore for fun before Bastardly_One 
31:00 <xm> i do enjoy it occasionally
32:00 <xm> what is your main genre then Bastardly_One ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... I'm not sure what to call it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> except the two main EDM influences are deadmau5 and old skrillex
33:00 <xm> ah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck skrillex's latest stuff is ... well ... shit
33:00 <xm> i havent heard any of his latest stuff for a while
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like a start, bit of a middle and an end
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shocking
33:00 <xm> i pretty much spend most of my time listening to progressive house from 2009
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he should of stuck with dubstep
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... you and Excessive would get along probably
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more up his alley
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh and Knife Party
34:00 <xm> i just wish deadmau5 would write more songs like Aural Psynapse
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking good is that track?
34:00 <xm> very
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and Strobe
35:00 <TheRon> hello
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Aural Psynapse would be my favourite for sure
35:00 <xm> deadmau5 seems like a good sort too. after finding out the end of year tickets were going to be over $100 for his event he contacted the promoters to complain...they find out it was an error and halved the price
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I could think up hooks like that
35:00 <xm> ive seen him handle a prank caller on youtube too it's quite hilarious
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I can meet him in March if I wish
36:00 <Atari> sup ppl
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the n00b
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just a fucking comp nerd
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who happens to make music on computers that is good (to my ears)
37:00 <BlackDevil> Student who triggered lockdown at Moorpark High School later killed himself by stepping in front of Amtrak train.
37:00 <Excessive> ever heard of this/these guy/s ............ it's from like 94 using no comps, jus all analog gear ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2XWtDkFfwc
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monosphere - Psychoactive (Live Mix) (Jul 18, 2011) 9:10 - Category: Music - 141 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <Atari> xm, still on linux ?
37:00 <xm> ive got a Raspberry Pi now Atari
38:00 <Atari> nice man
38:00 <xm> it runs very smoothly -- not a problem at all
38:00 <xm> i run irssi (IRC) off it and then SSH
38:00 <Atari> i still use OS9 on my emac
38:00 <TheRon> 20/20 cricket on tonight
39:00 <Atari> impossible to be hacked on emac os9 these days
39:00 <xm> maybe i should get another Raspberry Pi and use it as a leech box (connected to a NAS)
39:00 <Shadowgate> Atari your funny
39:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug Atari his funny lol
39:00 <Atari> thnx Shadowgate :)
39:00 <Shadowgate> xm is also funny lol
39:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
39:00 <xm> you're a sweetie Shadowgate 
39:00 <Atari> we are funny
39:00 <Shadowgate> im drinking beeer and yous are funny
40:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret
40:00 <xm> Santa will give you the rocking horse you want this Christmas
40:00 <Atari> xm, what room is lurch in ?
40:00 <Atari> i am in the dungeon atm
40:00 <TheRon> kinky
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what a strange bassline
40:00 <Atari> kylie looked ok in street fighter
40:00 <Atari> kylie minogue
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds kind of like an arp when you play it on the keyboard
41:00 <Atari> i saw it today for the first time
41:00 <Atari> street fighter
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then go to piano roll and with gaps you could make it really ambient
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean like a doofy arp
41:00 <Atari> that movie is old as hell
41:00 <TheRon> is tekken any good?
41:00 <Atari> but she looked ok kylie
42:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, you ever use cubase dude ?
42:00 <Excessive> tekken .......... the kid that gets thrown down a crevass by his father that grows up to train and beat his father and kill him
42:00 <Atari> tekken is a old fav
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
43:00 <Atari> tekken 3 was ok
43:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make music when stoned maybe
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was an arp
43:00 <Atari> fl studio is good
44:00 <Atari> dance ejay i use, i aint good with music
44:00 <Atari> lame shit
47:00 <Atari> cubase is to complex
47:00 <xm> it's not intuitive at all
47:00 <Atari> i know
47:00 <Excessive> fckn hungry ........ but cbf-ed gettin takeout so I put half dozen eggs on the boil
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I could get abelton
47:00 <xm> only thing advantageous about it is probably the music score editor
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I like FL because I'm used to it
47:00 <xm> and the integration of video editing etc
48:00 <Atari> fl has always been good
48:00 <Atari> plus it is easily cracked
48:00 <xm> i found Ableton Live! too strange with its non-linear ways
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it is very non linear
48:00 <Atari> never heard of ableton
48:00 <xm> but i suppose if you want to perform live or something it'd be good
48:00 <Bastardly_One> woot
48:00 <fawks> hypertext hypertext 
48:00 <Atari> is it good ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 notes and there's the bassline
49:00 <Shadowgate> fawks is cuter when faux
49:00 <Shadowgate> i want fawks to be faux
49:00 <fawks> fuck it's disgusting outside 
49:00 <Atari> is ableton good ?
49:00 <Shadowgate> fawks is really funny to lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking the best for live intergration Atari
49:00 <Atari> cool
49:00 <xm> you can get stickers for Ableton Live! that you can then put all over your keyboard keys
49:00 <Atari> i love goa trance, mix it with 70's folk hippy stuff, for raves and shit
50:00 <xm> to give it that extra professional studio touch
50:00 <Atari> i am 47, so i like 70's
50:00 <xm> you trippy gangstah
50:00 <Atari> i kinda like the slow stuff of the 70's karen carpenter and shit
50:00 <Atari> used to sing to those songs when i was a kid
51:00 <xm> im a bit fan of The Carpenters
51:00 <Atari> mix it with trance and you got trippy shit
51:00 <xm> big*
51:00 <xm> but i had no idea anyone would mix it with trance
51:00 <Atari> karen carpenter remix
51:00 <British^Meat> soon will be jesus's bday
51:00 <British^Meat> methinks he was a carpenter
51:00 <Atari> youtube that i spose
51:00 <Atari> keywords
52:00 <xm> i know Sonic Youth did a cover of one of their songs
52:00 <TheRon> jackson 5 - i'll be there
52:00 <Atari> TheRon, now that song is worth mixing
52:00 <Atari> more disco but
53:00 <Atari> i cant stand elvis
53:00 <Atari> or the beatles
53:00 <Atari> only 2 groups i hate
53:00 <TheRon> ELO?
53:00 <Atari> elo is ok
53:00 <Atari> just not elvis or beatles
53:00 <Atari> too commercialised
53:00 <Atari> overated
53:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kra-3OagSE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CJ CATALIZER and ZYMOSIS - I'll be there (Extended live tribal drums mix) HD (Jan 21, 2013) 14:45 - Category: Music - 5,139 views - 128 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <Atari> they never wrote any genuine music
54:00 <xm> did you enjoy the Xanadu soundtrack Atari ?
54:00 <Atari> chuck berry is the king
54:00 <xm> the beatles are definitely overrated
54:00 <Atari> haha
54:00 <Atari> i love it
54:00 <Atari> i loved the end bit
54:00 <Atari> the movie
55:00 <Atari> it was good for it's days xm
55:00 <Atari> olivia was a pie when she was a girl
55:00 <Atari> she is old now
56:00 <British^Meat> meat pie?
56:00 <TheRon> i like oilivia's daughter
56:00 <Atari> cream pie :)
56:00 <Atari> err
56:00 <Atari> more like candy pie
56:00 <TheRon> everybody likes pie
57:00 <British^Meat> cutey pie
57:00 <Atari> she looked posh but
57:00 <Atari> still is posh
57:00 <Atari> would be hard to get in her pants, even if you are rich
58:00 <Excessive> do her with her pants on :P
58:00 <Atari> dont like posh women, can tell by the way they speak, the posh accent
58:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=392_1387514160
58:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: NSW Riot Police Takedown Suspected Bomber - Raw Footage (Date: Dec-19-2013, 1 hour ago) - Views: 1491 - Played: 0
58:00 <TheRon> that adelaide accent??
59:00 <xm> im sure she has daddy issues Atari. Olivia has been through a lot of men. you may have a chance at your ripe old age of 47
59:00 <Atari> i used to have a friend like that, she is married to a rich guy
59:00 <xm> oh that was TheRon
59:00 <Atari> xm, she was a tardy cath girl prolly :) haha
00:00 <Atari> i went to state schools in the western suburbs of melb
00:00 <TheRon> i love smokey robinson
00:00 <Atari> VUT used to be footscray technical school
00:00 <Atari> the toughest gangs
00:00 <Atari> italians
01:00 <TheRon> so tough they dance??
01:00 <Atari> hehe
01:00 <British^Meat> even olivias husband pretended to be killed so he could leave her
01:00 <Atari> :)
01:00 <Atari> gangsters are evil wankers anyway
01:00 <Atari> how the fuck they marry, i don't  know
02:00 <Atari> what woman would put up with a gangsta
02:00 <xm> [13:55:35] 18<British^Meat> even olivias husband pretended to be killed so he could leave her <-- lol yes. and then they found him in Mexico or osmething
02:00 <British^Meat> she may be high maintenance
02:00 <Atari> she got bought up a cath girl xm
02:00 <Atari> not a problem in her life
03:00 <Atari> rich daddy
03:00 <Atari> fkn hate bitches like that
03:00 <xm> Atari: i meant Olivia's daughter probably has issues
03:00 <Atari> she would
03:00 <Atari> how old is she ?
03:00 <Atari> the daughter
04:00 <Atari> didn't know olivia had a daughter
04:00 <Atari> how old is the daughter ?
04:00 <TheRon> chloe
04:00 <xm> 27
04:00 <xm> about half your age
04:00 <Atari> i would bone them both
04:00 <Atari> in a orgy
05:00 <Atari> 27 is ripe
05:00 <Atari> that aint young
05:00 <xm> (47 / 2) + 7 = 30.5
05:00 <xm> she's too young for you accoding to that rule
05:00 <xm> but that's ok
05:00 <Atari> so what
05:00 <xm> bad boys break rules
05:00 <xm> and chix dig dat rite
05:00 <Atari> i aint a bad boy
06:00 <Atari> i dont wear a dog collar
06:00 <TheRon> when your girl turns 40, trade her in for 2 20's
06:00 <Atari> dude i am plannig on marriage soon to a indian girl i know for 3 years, she is 26
06:00 <Atari> if i ever get the balls to propose
07:00 <Loud> :#
07:00 <xm> is she like traditional Indian or naturalised Australian?
07:00 <Atari> hindhu
07:00 <Atari> trad
07:00 <xm> the traditional ones are probably as submissive as you can get
07:00 <xm> she'll do everything for you
08:00 <Atari> i dont need a slave
08:00 <Atari> greek worship women
08:00 <Atari> greeks
08:00 <Excessive> so jus some young meat?
08:00 <Atari> i am old
08:00 <Loud> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zkfhiLmT8g&feature=youtu.be
08:00 <Atari> ffs
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: aussie rips bong huge lol (Dec 19, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <TheRon> they get a bit chauvinistic when they marry though 
09:00 <Atari> where the hell does my money go ?
09:00 <Atari> it will go to my wife and kid ffs
09:00 <Atari> mother needs to be young
09:00 <Atari> you have a prosperous life with the child
09:00 <TheRon> child bearing hips??
09:00 <Atari> dad dies fat at 57
09:00 <Atari> fuck life
10:00 <Atari> the kid will be to young to lose a father
10:00 <TheRon> you must get fat, you have to eat
10:00 <Atari> that is a shock
10:00 <TheRon> atari is your garden devoid of grass??
10:00 <Atari> better to lose dad at a young age, and forget and move on
11:00 <Atari> TheRon, i got a double front house
11:00 <Atari> stable out the back
11:00 <Atari> i am in essendon
11:00 <Atari> heaps of grass
11:00 <Atari> they used to have horses
11:00 <TheRon> no concrete?
11:00 <Atari> nope
11:00 <Atari> flowers and gras
12:00 <TheRon> iwas expecting better homes and woggy
12:00 <Atari> all the horse shit made it rich
12:00 <Atari> house and garden is very english style :)
12:00 <Atari> i love gardening :)
12:00 <Atari> want to transform it but
12:00 <Atari> japan style
12:00 <Atari> zen garden
13:00 <Atari> where tantra and karma sutra is inevitable :)
13:00 <TheRon> a 420 garden?
13:00 <Atari> dunno :)
13:00 <Atari> whatever comes out of it i spose
14:00 <Atari> plants are expensive
14:00 <Atari> i just go seeds
14:00 <Atari> i am a cheap bastard :)
14:00 <TheRon> steal some cuttings
14:00 <Atari> 100's of plants but
14:00 <Atari> rich and fertile
15:00 <Atari> need bird of paradise, love that plant
15:00 <Excessive> not long ago some dude married an 8 year old in some middle eastern country and killed her on the night of their wedding
16:00 <Atari> i did grow marijuna in the 80's, 2 plants grew to 6 foot tall
16:00 <Atari> organic
16:00 <Atari> open
17:00 <Atari> could glue bricks together with the resin
17:00 <Atari> lush thick green buds
17:00 <Atari> smelt so pongy
17:00 <Atari> but fucked if i could do that shit now
17:00 <Atari> neighbours are assholes
17:00 <Atari> always peeking 
18:00 <Atari> and fuck hydro
18:00 <Atari> no nutrients or protein in hydro weed
19:00 <Excessive> jus for that
19:00 <Excessive> I'mnah roll another spliff
19:00 <Loud> coolies
19:00 <Atari> in the old days, you have a cone, and you would be stoned for like 3 hours
20:00 <Excessive> fck cones
20:00 <Atari> hydro is shit
20:00 <Atari> all weed is now hydro
20:00 <Excessive> yeah jus all chems
20:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n3Vuwop3MGA
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fireplace For Your Home - Official Trailer - Netflix - HD (Dec 18, 2013) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 125,867 views - 776 likes (96.8%), 26 dislikes (3.2%)
20:00 <Atari> good weed is grown in farms
21:00 <Atari> forn the fucking rich to enjo
21:00 <Atari> fuck
21:00 <Excessive> I kindah get mostly bush but sometimes I can't get it from the same dude all the time so I have to go some place else and then it's hydro
21:00 <Q{> theyre organic?
21:00 <Atari> q, you cant get organic anymore
21:00 <Atari> not outdoor open grown weed
21:00 <Q{> wif chicken poo for fertilizer
21:00 <Q{> ?
21:00 <Atari> we used dried horse shit
22:00 <Atari> more nutrient
22:00 <BlackDevil> http://31.media.tumblr.com/b1715c5f33340ccaabbe4e609449e99a/tumblr_mwtgw6jQw61r4y8dbo1_1280.jpg
22:00 <BlackDevil> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/darwins-exceptions-33.jpg?w=500
22:00 <Atari> i could grow some
22:00 <Atari> between the trees
23:00 <Atari> but they need sun
23:00 <Q{> can u graft it on tree top?
23:00 <TheRon> i wish i had something to contribute to this conversation
23:00 <Atari> hahha
23:00 <Atari> grafting is biological evil
23:00 <Q{> why
23:00 <Atari> cos it aint normal
24:00 <Atari> and it aint natural
24:00 <Atari> how the fuck would you like me to put a third leg on you ?
24:00 <Excessive> errr I grew a 4 footer in my wardrobe some years ago with dirt and 100 watt light bulbs ............ I put like 5 or 6 peeled bananas all with peels as well in the soil, by the time the plant developed a good root system all them bananas would have rotten by then and made gd food for the plant .......... I had ch00f for like a month, was a gd smoke
24:00 <BlackDevil> this is cute http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QL6cFn9kj8U
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Dog Gift Ever - Dog Receives 210 Bottles for Christmas: Cute Dog Maymo (Dec 12, 2012) 0:54 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,976,720 views - 10,192 likes (98.3%), 181 dislikes (1.7%)
24:00 <Q{> yeh the root pick required nutrient it is made for
24:00 <British^Meat> heh root
25:00 <Atari> umm
25:00 <Atari> yeah right
25:00 <TheRon> this one goes out to the one i love
25:00 <Q{> what about fruiting branch graft on another three
25:00 <Q{> tree*
25:00 <Atari> tribute
25:00 <Loud> http://youtu.be/y9SBpjU0liE
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid dudz (Dec 8, 2013) 4:24 - Category: Music - 8 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <Atari> q, that is stupid and evil
26:00 <Atari> that is why we are destroying the enviroment
26:00 <Q{> what they taste like?
26:00 <Atari> because of mans evil mind
26:00 <Q{> u saying they dont taste as good as normal?
26:00 <Atari> it is stupid
26:00 <TheRon> ladies TheRon is shirtless
27:00 <Atari> i got a neighbour that does grafting, he has destroyed the whole area
27:00 <Atari> should graft him a second head
28:00 <Q{> why? the trees die after?
28:00 <Atari> take it off a dead body
28:00 <Atari> it is not biologically safe
28:00 <TheRon> how about that soil in griffith??
28:00 <Q{> u would not approve of genetically modified plants then huh
28:00 <TheRon> plenty of nutrients up there
28:00 <TheRon> they use blood and bone
28:00 <Atari> no q
29:00 <Q{> just wondering
29:00 <Atari> becase that is the deranged evil mind of man, his hate extends to damaging the food they eat
29:00 <Atari> better to kill humans like that
29:00 <Q{> what if its only handful of experimental plants
29:00 <Atari> mans mind has gone insane
30:00 <Atari> it still damages the enviroment
31:00 <Q{> if it is possible and practical i make baby with 3 arms
31:00 <Q{> 3rd arm probably on its head
32:00 <Q{> it can move it around, use as gesture to be more expressive 
32:00 <Q{> and help communication
32:00 <Excessive> Q{Frankenstein
33:00 <Q{> i wonder if i do that, someone else would up the anti, with a child with 4 arms
33:00 <Q{> and we would have arms race
34:00 <Excessive> no, u jus have impractical ideas
34:00 <Loud> http://youtu.be/y9SBpjU0liE
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid dudz (Dec 8, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 8 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <TheRon> i like beer
35:00 <British^Meat> <---- Egg Nog
35:00 <Atari> arghh, my sprite is frozen
35:00 <Atari> i hate cans
35:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boogie Pimps - 'Somebody To Love' (Official Video) (Sep 30, 2009) 2:57 - Category: Music - 3,018,418 views - 12,904 likes (95.5%), 615 dislikes (4.5%)
35:00 <TheRon> genius
35:00 <Atari> insane
36:00 <Atari> most of the VUT students i dealt with had high grades and stats, VUT used to be my old high school
37:00 <TheRon> the babies are aim for the boobies
37:00 <Atari> i know many of them are in jail :)
38:00 <Atari> monash is the best uni
38:00 <Atari> never visited monash
38:00 <Atari> must go one day
39:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hq5i-6cJMJs
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex Gaudino - Destination Calabria [HD] 1080p (Jan 4, 2010) 3:03 - Category: Music - 10,796,586 views - 38,573 likes (96.8%), 1,257 dislikes (3.2%)
39:00 <TheRon> love this clip
39:00 <Excessive> I never went to uni or did my HSC ........ left half way through yr 11, though every job I went for I was never asked abt my HSC
39:00 <TheRon> so horny
39:00 <Q{> http://econ.st/1bUibJI
40:00 <Atari> i left year 11 in 1984, worked for 10 years shoveling and doing labouring, then went to uni
40:00 <Atari> fuck hsc
41:00 <Atari> just do a degree if you know maths
41:00 <Atari> i did engineering
41:00 <Atari> electronics
41:00 <fawks> how old are you 60
42:00 <Atari> 47
42:00 <Excessive> I did noffin for 2 years after leavin school but partied and sometimes worked with mah old man as a brickie's labourer ........... later on I did x many jobs related to electronics .......... ie: office equipment tech and security installer in the end
42:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JPtQ4K-evBo
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Benny Benassi Satisfaction HD (Apr 24, 2009) 2:26 - Category: Film and Animation - 11,498,912 views - 34,528 likes (96.6%), 1,219 dislikes (3.4%)
43:00 <TheRon> chicks in bikinis with powertools is brilliant
45:00 <Excessive> errrrr, I did 2 years of a 4 year assosiate diploma in electrical engineering
45:00 <Excessive> never bothered goin back
45:00 <AngrymanXL> can you assemble your own pc?
45:00 <Excessive> lol ............ no sweat
46:00 <AngrymanXL> neat. What OS do Electrical Engineers prefer ?
47:00 <TheRon> linux?
47:00 <Excessive> last course I did was abt 10 years ago when I did my ACA cabler's licence for when I was installin security
47:00 <Q{> probably embedded type os
47:00 <TheRon> for a current affair??
47:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05NIpWbn1MA
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hitler decides to go to Australia to meet Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott (Mar 31, 2013) 1:51 - Category: Entertainment - 33,323 views - 59 likes (92.2%), 5 dislikes (7.8%)
47:00 <Excessive> I'm no engineer .......... I'm jus into the electronics/electrical shit
48:00 <AngrymanXL> Do you tell the babes you're an Electrical Engineer anyway?
48:00 <Excessive> nah
48:00 <Atari> nah
48:00 <Atari> wtd
48:00 <Atari> damn
48:00 <Q{> what u tell them then
48:00 <AngrymanXL> He tells them he flips burgers at maccas.
49:00 <Atari> he tell them is a plumber
49:00 <Atari> burp
49:00 <British^Meat> id say a marine bilogist
49:00 <AngrymanXL> Why not an Architect ?
49:00 <AngrymanXL> or a city planner?
49:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5aw1t9hYvY
49:00 <TheRon> i'm close to getting a job with vandelay industries
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: China And Australia Dump U.S. Dollar With Agreement To Launch Direct Currency Trading! (Apr 3, 2013) 5:29 - Category: News and Politics - 14,393 views - 115 likes (95.8%), 5 dislikes (4.2%)
49:00 <Atari> check that link out
50:00 <Atari> nuts
50:00 <Atari> we are fucked
50:00 <Excessive> I don't really have a need to impress ........... rather mind mah own stuff
50:00 <Atari> they are selling us rice the fucker
50:00 <Atari> s
50:00 <AngrymanXL> I would never buy food grown in China.
50:00 <TheRon> this is all too intelligent for me, can we just discuss boobs??
51:00 <Excessive> now
51:00 <Excessive> where's that chooff that I wanted to roll up
52:00 <TheRon> much cooler outside, might actually sleep tonight
53:00 <Q{> no u will be growing rice and selling 1 ton of rice for 1 lipstick
54:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqd-3Tvvvqs
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ww3 - Must happen by Spring - Dollar will collapse in 2014 (Oct 6, 2013) 13:24 - Category: News and Politics - 433,111 views - 1,176 likes (81.6%), 266 dislikes (18.4%)
54:00 <Atari> every 100 years their is a major war
55:00 <TheRon> couleurs
55:00 <Atari> 1914 was the start of ww1
55:00 <Atari> 2014
55:00 <couleurs> G'day Mate
55:00 <TheRon> how's your day been?
55:00 <AngrymanXL> What was WW1 about?
55:00 <British^Meat> how old is too old to fight in a war?
55:00 <British^Meat> i dont wanna war
56:00 <AngrymanXL> 40
56:00 <British^Meat> fuck
56:00 <couleurs> gr8 m8 n u
56:00 <British^Meat> i dont wanna war
56:00 <TheRon> tired
56:00 <TheRon> sp sleep deprived
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
57:00 <TheRon> babysat children today too
57:00 <TheRon> probably why i'm drained
57:00 <Atari> united states would be crazy enough to nuke NY
57:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
57:00 <Excessive> world war 1 ............ Austria declares war on Serbia after Crown Prince Franz Ferdinand is assasinated in the Balkans
57:00 <Q{> world is so much more integrated, none can afford war
57:00 <Atari> well it dont matter
57:00 <Atari> ny will be gone
58:00 <Atari> but USA still exists
58:00 <Atari> like Berlin was bombed
58:00 <AngrymanXL> What a shit excuse to start a world war.
58:00 <TheRon> world war three will start when kim jong un is asassinated
58:00 <Atari> germany still existed
58:00 <Atari> and still exists
58:00 <Atari> now i know what it is like
58:00 <TheRon> everybody think it was the us but it isn't
58:00 <Atari> i am starting to get the feel of it
58:00 <Atari> my dad was in WW2
58:00 <Atari> and told me stories
58:00 <Atari> but i never got the full picture
59:00 <Atari> they kill their own
59:00 <Atari> to start a war
59:00 <TheRon> my grandfather was a stretcher bearer in tobruk
59:00 <TheRon> his kit bag was awesome
59:00 <Atari> hehe
59:00 <Atari> you need to listen and learn
59:00 <Atari> i think we can make it through a world war
59:00 <Atari> it will be hard
00:00 <Atari> we wont have internet
00:00 <TheRon> my other grandfather was smart enough to go missing in the jungles of new guinea
00:00 <Atari> tv maybe
00:00 <Atari> internet will be shutdown
00:00 <British^Meat> i'll just refuse to fight
00:00 <Atari> during ww3
00:00 <georgeandwell> hi
00:00 <Atari> i know that definately 1000%
00:00 <Atari> the net will be gone during a world war
01:00 <Atari> but tv and radio still will go
01:00 <Atari> dont know about tv but
01:00 <TheRon> the liberals still haven't given us fast broadband in world war 3
01:00 <Atari> but definately radio
01:00 <Atari> radio will definately work
01:00 <Atari> cell phones wont work
01:00 <Atari> landlines will work
01:00 <Excessive> world war 2 ......... Hitler aquires political power legally as opposed to his "beer hall Putsch", first thing he does is Unite Germany and Austria and declares a nationwide vendetta against the Jews ........ though really wwii starts with Hitler invadin Poland
01:00 <Atari> security reasons
02:00 <Atari> i worked for the ADF
02:00 <Atari> Australian Defence Force
02:00 <Atari> we learnt these things
02:00 <Atari> i did engineering
02:00 <Atari> landlines will be shut from international calling
02:00 <Atari> just local
02:00 <TheRon> black fingernails red wine i wanna make you all mine
03:00 <Atari> cellphones, net and satellites will be shut
03:00 <TheRon> and the day after tomorrow
03:00 <Atari> security reasons
03:00 <Atari> TheRon, you never been in a war, or been in the army
03:00 <TheRon> nope
03:00 <Atari> i know the procedures
03:00 <georgeandwell> army sux
03:00 <Atari> i am stating as follows
04:00 <Atari> it does georgeandwell
04:00 <Atari> i had no choice
04:00 <Atari> you can survive ww3
04:00 <georgeandwell> how
04:00 <TheRon> nuclear weapons will force an i am legend like apocolypse
04:00 <Atari> food supply for one
04:00 <Atari> a car 
05:00 <Atari> buy reserve petrol
05:00 <Atari> a tent
05:00 <beehhh> 50 year old wollongong man got it all wrong
05:00 <Atari> reserve water
05:00 <Atari> 95% of americans are prepared for ww3
05:00 <TheRon> sophie mirabella on the board for the making of submarines
05:00 <Atari> because it is
06:00 <Atari> inevitable
06:00 <TheRon> what the fuck would she know about submarines??
06:00 <British^Meat> i wont go to war
06:00 <British^Meat> i shall refuse
06:00 <British^Meat> perhaps i shall be branded a coward and a traitor
06:00 <Atari> you will be killed
06:00 <British^Meat> i know not...
06:00 <georgeandwell> TheRon a lot
06:00 <Atari> British^Meat
06:00 <Atari> a traitor
06:00 <TheRon> huh?
06:00 <Atari> this country will be attacked
06:00 <Atari> in a world war
06:00 <Excessive> a youngish Romanian Prince Michael sides with the Russians (despite his German roots) and enters the war against Germany ......... this was said to have ended the war somewhat 6 months earlier ........... the commies chase the Romanian Royals  out of the country afterwards
06:00 <georgeandwell> she knows people in high places
07:00 <Atari> if you are fit and healthy and sane, you will go to war
07:00 <Atari> no questions
07:00 <Atari> 3 things
07:00 <British^Meat> i have a slightly dodgy knee
07:00 <Atari> that is what army needs
07:00 <British^Meat> and pot runs through my viens most nights
07:00 <georgeandwell> i work at telstra 
07:00 <Atari> can you run ?
07:00 <Atari> British^Meat
07:00 <British^Meat> yup :(
08:00 <Atari> that is all
08:00 <Q{> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> but i dont wanna go to war :(
08:00 <Atari> nobody does
08:00 <Atari> we need to save childrens lives
08:00 <Atari> fuck women and men
08:00 <Q{> British^Meat, would run fast with bullets whistling pass his ears
08:00 <Atari> they are grown adults
08:00 <beehhh> new place is full of cockroaches n tiny ants
08:00 <Atari> a woman can kill a child
08:00 <TheRon> and wanna know is will i get death row or is there a second solution
08:00 <Q{> if his knees dont give way first
09:00 <beehhh> i'm sick of spraying
09:00 <Atari> children need to be protected, they are innocent 
09:00 <Atari> women and men are not innocent
09:00 <faux> MadScientist
09:00 <British^Meat> lol Q{
09:00 <British^Meat> yer, i could go to war, and run away
09:00 <British^Meat> interesting
09:00 <faux> was it you that laughed at me for keeping lights on
09:00 <beehhh> so many innocent boats arriving every second day
09:00 <faux> at night
09:00 <Atari> sigh...
09:00 <beehhh> second hour
09:00 <Atari> brb :)
10:00 <Atari> beehhh, so many rpg's as well
10:00 <beehhh> Australia is made out of foreigners
10:00 <TheRon> atari is really going off on one
10:00 <Atari> beehhh, i am good with a machine gun
10:00 <Atari> m16 carbine
10:00 <beehhh> ooh she enjoys getting dicked
10:00 <Excessive> I keep the lamp on and music on while I sleep on the couch in my lounge room at nite
10:00 <Atari> save the children, fuck the women and men
10:00 <TheRon> i sleep next to a shotgun
10:00 <Atari> fucking mad adults
11:00 <Atari> .303 i bet 
11:00 <Atari> wichester ? :)
11:00 <beehhh> Atari why dont you like canada
11:00 <Atari> cos canada was cold
11:00 <beehhh> they get hot summer too
11:00 <beehhh> recently all happening
12:00 <Atari> no in halifax they dont sweetheart
12:00 <Atari> not
12:00 <TheRon> south park gives a poor impression of canada
12:00 <Atari> the base camp was -1 in summer
12:00 <beehhh> i prefer alberta or bc
12:00 <megamanga> they always want more money
12:00 <megamanga> bastards
12:00 <TheRon> internet money?
12:00 <megamanga> yes
12:00 <megamanga> dogecoins
12:00 <beehhh> canadians are super smart
12:00 <Atari> too many of the boys liked dressing in pink dresses in halifax
13:00 <Atari> i prefer yellow dresses
13:00 <beehhh> welcoming
13:00 <TheRon> remember when saddam invaded canada
13:00 <Atari> saddam was a borat
13:00 <TheRon> they outlawed sodomy in newfoundland
13:00 <Atari> i would have loved to give him greek anal
13:00 <beehhh> half of saddams reletives are in sydney
13:00 <Atari> best way to humiliate a dictator
13:00 <Atari> do him greek style
14:00 <Atari> sodom
14:00 <beehhh> Atari are you in essendon still
14:00 <TheRon> that scott, he's a dick
14:00 <Atari> yes
14:00 <Atari> aberfeldie
14:00 <beehhh> nice i lived in niddrie for a shortwhile
14:00 <Atari> essendon
15:00 <Atari> near Mark Morans house
15:00 <Atari> Jason Moran
15:00 <beehhh> i know where now
15:00 <Atari> the nice area
15:00 <TheRon> they supply you?
15:00 <Atari> dont know them
15:00 <beehhh> close the big church
15:00 <Atari> yes
15:00 <beehhh> i forgot names of road
16:00 <Atari> whatever
16:00 <beehhh> its ok 6 years isnt long add 5months
16:00 <Atari> :)
16:00 <Atari> essendon
16:00 <TheRon> what they gonna do with windy hill??
16:00 <Atari> hopefully fix it
16:00 <Atari> the sauna and swim is dumb
16:00 <Atari> too small
16:00 <beehhh> i used to be a door knocker there back in 99
16:00 <TheRon> essendon have moved to the airport
16:00 <beehhh> would you believe ooh 98
16:00 <Atari> windy hills sauna and swim is small
16:00 <Atari> they need to expand
17:00 <beehhh> yeah very small try one in ascotvale
17:00 <beehhh> but windy hill is secure
17:00 <Atari> that is where i go to
17:00 <Atari> AVLC
17:00 <beehhh> there is another one in avoendale heights
17:00 <Atari> been going there since 1980
17:00 <TheRon> join a bowling club
17:00 <Atari> avlc is the second biggest in the country
17:00 <Atari> ascot vale
17:00 <beehhh> yup
18:00 <beehhh> biggest nearer to flemmington racecourse and high point
18:00 <Atari> the 1st is in the city
18:00 <Atari> arghhh
18:00 <beehhh> marribynong
18:00 <Atari> forgot the name
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <Atari> where the race track was
18:00 <beehhh> i really forgot names
18:00 <beehhh> which is good
19:00 <beehhh> too much memory becomes a burden of pain
19:00 <Atari> that is smaller then avlc, the one next to highpoint
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh speaking of bowling TheRon
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do you bowl at BBC?
19:00 <TheRon> yes?
19:00 <TheRon> i have done
19:00 <beehhh> HP got a new swimming pool at the back
20:00 <Atari> highpoint is olympic size but
20:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me next time you do ... I'll come past and laugh
20:00 <beehhh> was happening the year i left in 07
20:00 <TheRon> rightio
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm about 5 mins up the road
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have too many wii games
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck you 538 games
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to trade mine in
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit? I've only 15 left to trade in
20:00 <TheRon> become a bbc member, cheaper booze
20:00 <beehhh> stalbans is a capital of crimezone
20:00 <Atari> avlc is massive beehhh
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have moded wii
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> just trying to make some room on hdd
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the console is pretty fucked I might get $30 for the console trade in too
21:00 <Atari> twice as big as highpoint
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> moving them
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> u get $10 for trade in on wii
21:00 <beehhh> beer wine spirit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the console had a small accident
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I can get half a game out of the lot of it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <beehhh> all women in oz seeking migration
21:00 <TheRon> social membership to a bowls club costs fuck all  and the cheap booze pays it back in no time
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah i checked with eb the other day
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> not worth trading
22:00 <beehhh> too much competition
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> keep it as a paper weight
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
22:00 <beehhh> they can get things done easily
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can still get $5 or under for the games
22:00 <beehhh> mans are left behind
22:00 <TheRon> pots are like $4.30 or so these days
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's all I really wanna do ... save some money on a collecters ed of a game I want
22:00 <TheRon> most bowls clubs are $3.50
22:00 <beehhh> for me its not worth no longer
23:00 <beehhh> everyone betrayes
23:00 <Bastardly_One> which one of you cunts stole my stoker?
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hook in dawg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> found it
23:00 <Excessive> pliers n a coathanger Bastardly_One, cut a new one
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
24:00 <TheRon> wolfmother - woman
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had of lost it I would of got some more wooden skewers
24:00 <beehhh> one wounded soldier who wanted to heal his soul
24:00 <Bastardly_One> My new coffee grinder is ace
24:00 <Excessive> ah nais
24:00 <Bastardly_One> won't ever be used for coffee though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <TheRon> weed?
25:00 <JingleBalls> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> affirmative
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how the housemate admitted something last night
25:00 <JingleBalls> i have a brand new one i never used
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and has had to go do "stuff"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll come out of his room in half hour nodding off
25:00 <TheRon> sex with a midget?
25:00 <beehhh> green tea are the best
25:00 <Bastardly_One> betcha
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I knew to follow my paranoid gut
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's never wrong
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I decided on the interview this guy was hiding something
26:00 <Excessive> sounds like my next door neighbour Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a morphine habit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I got him stoned
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what happenin dawg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and it just came out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> after telling him he was obviously and clearly nodding off
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and he denied it
27:00 <TheRon> B1 has the house got that fresh mary jane smell yet??
27:00 <beehhh> uni of alberta is where i'd go for my edu
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the house smells of cigarette smoke more than anything else
27:00 <TheRon> damn i hate that smell
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he smokes a lot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I and I smoke them
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I much rather go outside
28:00 <TheRon> ppl should
28:00 <Excessive> lol he (my neighbour) gave me a can of Nelson County bourbon and cola when I printed out the NA meetings venues and timetable list for him
28:00 <beehhh> morfs are true pain killer
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he wants to make friends too Excessive
29:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've moved in with the version of pieter at 50
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he kind of looks like him too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <TheRon> i've got a slab of o'briens beer there, from the pub formerly known as the bridge hotel
30:00 <Excessive> errrr I'd rather not do that ............ he's jus one of them "can I have some sugar, I'm out till payday" kindah dudes
30:00 <beehhh> why dont you move with real pieter
30:00 <beehhh> back to the future
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he's not that bad but I dunno ... I've got an issue with opiates and ... well heavy shit in general
30:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaah, that's like
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 min slow walk from here TheRon
30:00 <beehhh> growing opium is legal now in victoria
30:00 <Atari> beehhh, albert park lake, is the biggest in the country
30:00 <TheRon> i know
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm at the start of the peel st hill
31:00 <beehhh> legislation has been passed at the lower house last month
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what time does the hamburger cart start?
31:00 <beehhh> nobody voted against it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Atari> that is where they planned to host olympics
31:00 <TheRon> late
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry and fucking lazy as all fuck today
31:00 <beehhh> but all meth labs are banned in victoria
31:00 <Excessive> it's the "poppy seed plant" that they make opium from ............ they don't grow opium lol
31:00 <TheRon> still in the same place??
31:00 <Atari> albert is small for that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm, fish shop in little bridge it is then
31:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
31:00 <Bastardly_One> same place, no shit
32:00 <beehhh> ohh she likes doggy showing her perky tits
32:00 <Atari> you need a degree in chemistry to make good meth
32:00 <beehhh> mama
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't believe it ... when I came back 5yrs ago to Ballarat nothing had changed since 1985 when I left
32:00 <Atari> need to study chemistry
32:00 <TheRon> not exactly a pregressive town
32:00 <TheRon> progressive
33:00 <beehhh> but tasmania getting a shifting of wine industry from south australia
33:00 <Bastardly_One> funny how the place gets bigger population wise but store wise things seem to be closing down
33:00 <Atari> wanna buy some scotch for tommorow :)
33:00 <TheRon> scotch is good
33:00 <beehhh> TheRon try cherry wine for once will cure your depression
33:00 <Atari> get blown drunk and dive in the pool
33:00 <beehhh> dan murphys should have em
34:00 <TheRon> getting blown whilst drunk can be like raising the dead
34:00 <Atari> beehhh, we aint into dero drink like you
34:00 <beehhh> comes from coratia
34:00 <Atari> deros drink wine
34:00 <beehhh> wines are healthy shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it is beehhh
34:00 <Excessive> they have plantations and plantations of poppy seed back at home ............. it's legal there .......... though not many know wat to do with as in comparison to the drug industry
34:00 <Atari> wine is vinegar
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no much difference between beehhh and a dero
35:00 <Atari> hahaha
35:00 <TheRon> beehhh is a westie
35:00 <Atari> fuck it, spirits are better to get drunk on anyway
35:00 <Atari> not much of a hangover the next day
35:00 <TheRon> i like beers
35:00 <beehhh> Atari you never tried french wine tastes totally diffrent
35:00 <Atari> feel totally dry on wine
35:00 <beehhh> less acidity
36:00 <Atari> i tried dom perignon
36:00 <Atari> hows that
36:00 <beehhh> something wrong with australian wine
36:00 <TheRon> getting shitfaced christmas eve, bacon and egg breakky then we go again
36:00 <Atari> made me puke
36:00 <beehhh> makes you drunk too quickly
36:00 <Atari> champagne is for little girls
37:00 <Atari> pink champagne especially
37:00 <Atari> who the fuck made that wine up
37:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
37:00 <Atari> pink wine
37:00 <beehhh> do you like souvagnon blanc from hawksbay Atari?
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bon Jovi - Runaway (Jun 16, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 20,227,991 views - 49,905 likes (98.5%), 763 dislikes (1.5%)
37:00 <Atari> cab sav is the only one i would drink south australian, 1997 picadilly fields
37:00 <beehhh> if you are intolerable with dark wine try rose or white
37:00 <Atari> got 6 cases of that 740ml
38:00 <Atari> 320$ a bottle
38:00 <beehhh> i do love port
38:00 <Atari> 24 bottles in a case
38:00 <beehhh> keeps you warm in winter nights
38:00 <TheRon> i do love sport
38:00 <Atari> i bought each bottle in 1997 for 5$
38:00 <Atari> worth now 320$ a bottle
38:00 <Atari> i got a cellar 10 meters down, concrete bunker
38:00 <beehhh> sell them to china and india
39:00 <beehhh> they love drinking
39:00 <Excessive> port is jus disgustingly sweet
39:00 <Atari> fuck no way
39:00 <beehhh> america grows its own very best wine
39:00 <TheRon> runaway is bon jovi's best song
39:00 <Atari> i opened a bottle up last week for my gf, tasted woody, malty and sweet like sharpness
39:00 <Atari> very nice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you LA Noire
39:00 <TheRon> was it a leg opener as well?
39:00 <beehhh> post the name n brand immediately
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif u have a gf
39:00 <Atari> need to store south australian wines
40:00 <Atari> not victorian
40:00 <beehhh> coolaba
40:00 <beehhh> collaba
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> 4litres
40:00 <Atari> people from overseas dont like victorian or nsw
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
40:00 <Atari> they prefer SA
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> tas wine is the best
40:00 <Atari> orlanda coolabah :) haha
40:00 <Atari> aint heard that casket in years
40:00 <beehhh> here you can get berry estate for 135RM but peter vella is only 75RM
40:00 <beehhh> both are 5lts
41:00 <TheRon> how about those poms
41:00 <beehhh> hippies
42:00 <TheRon> the poms come out here for a holiday
42:00 <Atari> beehhh, you buy a bottle and cork for like 3$ and put berri estate wine in them (cab sav) and make labels with computer, give them a french name, 8 years down the track you made a 200% profit, that is what i do
42:00 <Atari> fucking simple
42:00 <TheRon> i was almost hoping for a draw, winning the ashes in melbourne would've been awesome
43:00 <Atari> people dont give a fuck, taste is overrated
43:00 <beehhh> i should go buy it then thomas
43:00 <AngrymanXL> any alcoholics know where I could buy some Aguardiente in Melbourne?
43:00 <Atari> i buy berri
43:00 <beehhh> got money yesterday from england
43:00 <Atari> i dont drink it
43:00 <beehhh> they got dolce, dry red n dry white what should i purchase?
43:00 <TheRon> hi my name is TheRon and i'm an alcoholic
43:00 <Atari> but i bought 1000 bottles for 500 bucks
44:00 <beehhh> dry red perhaps
44:00 <Atari> each bottle can easily get sold for 30 bucks 8 years old
44:00 <beehhh> oohh n classico
44:00 <TheRon> i haven't had a drink for about 30 seconds
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think that Atari is full of shit
44:00 <Atari> give them a bullshit french name
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> pic of this cellar
44:00 <beehhh> i'd just gobble them like a pirate
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and address
44:00 <beehhh> 750ml n 1lt are for loser
44:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, my dad had a farm and made wine
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> pics
45:00 <Excessive> lmfao ............ that's like my distant uncle the drunk who would swap water for vodka if he ever saw a bottle of vodka that wasn't normally his
45:00 <Atari> i aint into that shit omfgbbqhax
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> my grandfathers great uncle owns jim beam
45:00 <TheRon> in the bon jovi clip for always, is that keri russel in the green bra??
45:00 <beehhh> 5lts are value they also have stanley wine
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have 1000000000's of bottles
45:00 <beehhh> 80bucks
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> never paid
45:00 <Maurice> Yes, TheRon
45:00 <Atari> i love jim beams devils cut
45:00 <Maurice> Felicity
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i only buy 4 litre goons, and mix with 4 litre softdrink. that's  like 8 litres of 5% beer
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> $12 total
46:00 <TheRon> and who's the other chick?
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> money spent well
46:00 <Maurice> Dunno
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am the other chick TheRon 
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> aint i hot
46:00 <TheRon> i bet
46:00 <Maurice> He appeared in Bon Jovi's music video "Always", with Carla Gugino and Keri Russell.
46:00 <Atari> white wine can be mixed with lemonade
46:00 <Atari> i know that
46:00 <Maurice> Carla Gugino
46:00 <Maurice> Whoever that is
46:00 <beehhh> ok having a glass to taste
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> sounds hot Maurice 
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> no lemonade doesn't mask the taste of cheap white wine
47:00 <beehhh> http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/TasteTestParty46.jpg
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you need passionfruit
47:00 <TheRon> the chick from sin city?
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that's why they make passion pop
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> so the kids dont taste the cheap wine
47:00 <Atari> what the fuck else would you use then ?
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey aroon
47:00 <Atari> i cant think of anything else
47:00 <Maurice> Oh, shes in Mr Poppers Penguins
47:00 <Atari> i used to be a bartender, i know these things
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> passionfruit i just told you
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> passiona or whatever
48:00 <Atari> yeah
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> i used to be a whore
48:00 <Atari> that would work
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> i know std's
48:00 <TheRon> carla cugino was topless in a bathroom with ron pearlman in sin city
48:00 <TheRon> hellboy
48:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i hear teala tequeala has a new sex tape out
48:00 <Atari> how about sars
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.coalitionoftheswilling.net/mt/images/redplonk3.jpg
48:00 <Atari> mix sars with white wine
48:00 <Atari> sarsparilla
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you recommend sars as a qualified bar tender?
49:00 <TheRon> glad you cleared that up atari
49:00 <Atari> dunno
49:00 <Atari> never tried it
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i could try, if you think it woujld work
49:00 <beehhh> i only tried delicious red only :(
49:00 <Atari> mix 100 ml's of sars to 300 mls of white wine
49:00 <TheRon> SARS isnt good
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> coke and white wine is a disaster
49:00 <Atari> see what happens
49:00 <beehhh> had about 50 casks though
49:00 <beehhh> 50 x 5
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go Atari u go
49:00 <Atari> coke is the dumbest
50:00 <beehhh> 2500lts of wine
50:00 <Atari> coke should not be mixed with anything
50:00 <Atari> pretend coke dont exist
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i prefer to drink cheap wine at 50% it doesn't chew out your stomach as much
50:00 <beehhh> tempting
50:00 <Atari> i took that off our shelf, coke, everybody loved my drinks
50:00 <beehhh> it tastes like angels blood
50:00 <TheRon> i'm watching the clip for aerosmith's i don't wanna miss a thing, liv tyler and ben affleck making out seems wrong to me
50:00 <Atari> red bull is the best
51:00 <Atari> red bull and jager
51:00 <beehhh> http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/munchoong/food/jeffleekitchen02.jpg
51:00 <TheRon> red bull and the rolling stones?
51:00 <Atari> rockstar drinks are the ultimate
51:00 <Excessive> I made rose petal cider a few times
51:00 <beehhh> they captured the padeo rockstar
52:00 <Atari> rockstar has punch
52:00 <Atari> love the fizz
52:00 <TheRon> rockstar is a good game
52:00 <Atari> yeah
52:00 <TheRon> rockstars beatles was fun
52:00 <TheRon> i play the drums
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i play with myself
53:00 <TheRon> for some reason the drums is just easier than the guitar
53:00 <TheRon> bbq when i think about you i touch myself
54:00 <Atari> fuck this stupid radio scanner, cant get low frequencies to squelch propery
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fark cant wait for xmas drinks
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> 7 games copied in 40 mins]
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay
54:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l9BbUqHrWFI
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing - Time of my Life (Final Dance) - High Quality HD (Nov 23, 2010) 6:49 - Category: Music - 13,457,529 views - 48,714 likes (97.9%), 1,045 dislikes (2.1%)
55:00 <TheRon> so reminds me of family guy
55:00 <Atari> i got lotsa casks of goon, got over 10 ppl coming
55:00 <Atari> fkn xmas
56:00 <TheRon> didn't realize the law and order guy was in dirty dancing
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol i have pver 10 people coming and thats just niecxes and nephews
56:00 <Atari> they killed brian
56:00 <beehhh> god damn good wine
56:00 <Atari> family guy sux
56:00 <Atari> not a family anymor
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.thegrocerygirls.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/peter-vella-white-zinfandel-box-5000ml.jpg
56:00 <Atari> brian was like the brains
57:00 <beehhh> having delicous red straight from the fridge
57:00 <Atari> brian brain
57:00 <TheRon> red in the fridge
57:00 <TheRon> you're a amadman
57:00 <Atari> they killed the brains of the family
57:00 <Atari> now they got some NY italian gay dog
57:00 <beehhh> 9% alchy n very less acidity
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, thats briams brother
58:00 <Atari> doubt it
58:00 <beehhh> think i'm growing wings
59:00 <TheRon> jerry orbach is a legend
59:00 <Atari> wtf is jerry orbach ?
59:00 <Maurice> They're bringing Brian back
59:00 <Atari> how Maurice
59:00 <TheRon> law and order, det briscoe
59:00 <Atari> he got buried
00:00 <Maurice> Stewie, I think
00:00 <Atari> stewie and his time machine i bet
00:00 <Atari> sure
00:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tp6wslFSxp8/T_-OxMgFgzI/AAAAAAAAAEs/wMvyHpe5AiM/s1600/PETER-VELLA.jpg
00:00 <beehhh> full collection
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u wish u had a time machine
00:00 <Maurice> http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/seth-macfarlane-reveals-brians-death-on-family-guy-is-a-hoax-20131216-2zhdc.html
00:00 <Atari> you cant alter destiny Maurice
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go back and win all the horse races
01:00 <Atari> if that was the case, we would live for eternity
01:00 <Atari> stewie is a scientist
01:00 <beehhh> what dan murphys are doing?
01:00 <Atari> he actually has some real facts in his sci fi shit
01:00 <TheRon> batman's a scientist?
01:00 <beehhh> cheaper than local wine
02:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a 3 day growth come on
02:00 <Atari> unless he went into a comatosed state brian did, and only his heart stopped
02:00 <beehhh> best valley on the planet is californian
02:00 <beehhh> trust a brother
02:00 <Atari> you can still breathe buried in a coffin
02:00 <Atari> oxygen in soil
03:00 <Atari> depends 
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> but not in a sealed box
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> moron
03:00 <Atari> humans have been known to be buried in sealed coffins mate
03:00 <beehhh> have vantilation for dead bodies
03:00 <Atari> and survive
03:00 <beehhh> make a hole for toilet
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> only for a few hours
03:00 <Atari> oxygen can still get in
04:00 <Atari> depends how tight the locks are done
04:00 <TheRon> i don't like a sealed box, it has to be knocked in a couple of times
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i forgot you know everything
04:00 <Atari> i like cremation anyway
04:00 <Atari> burial freaks me
04:00 <beehhh> couple of more these then i'm flying out like a bat
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i know people who have been cremated and still alive
05:00 <TheRon> i was totally dirty and no one pulled me up on it
05:00 <AngrymanXL> Sienfeld marathon!
05:00 <AngrymanXL> Seinfeld 
05:00 <TheRon> when?
05:00 <beehhh> cremation is the best way 
06:00 <beehhh> lots of undead surround
06:00 <beehhh> many grave yards are haunted
06:00 <beehhh> young women dont wanna go too soon
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wanna have sex beehhh ?
07:00 <beehhh> i keep them as my sex slave
07:00 <AngrymanXL> WiLd_TuRkeY:  only if you tuck it in between your legs and wear lipstick.
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
07:00 <Excessive> wait ............. they do have the technology to bring back one after embalming
07:00 <TheRon> wild turkey put it awaygeez
07:00 <beehhh> having sex with ghost
07:00 <Excessive> jus that not many know abt it
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
08:00 <milk> ever heard of The Virginator?
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no .. is it a new movie?
08:00 <beehhh> rise of shoplifters
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> another movie beehhh ? rise of the shoplifterS?
09:00 <beehhh> yes but this one is a real life drama you could easily seen at myer or davi johnes in town
10:00 <beehhh> all you have to do is buy popcorn and wait outside
10:00 <beehhh> preferable bourke st mall
11:00 <TheRon> top gun is a great movie
11:00 <beehhh> cheaper than greater union or hoytts
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 month barred
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> from fkn strippers
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause the bikie dogged me
11:00 <TheRon> i cry when goose dies
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> even though our shit was outside not on the property LOL
12:00 <TheRon> another strip joint?
12:00 <TheRon> get ashlee to strip on skype for you
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sneak in and get kicked out
12:00 <TheRon> mates do shit for eachother
13:00 <beehhh> they shouldnt let youths in the strip clubs those makes trouble, strip clubs should be only for 32+
13:00 <Atari> mens gallerys beers are overpriced
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude she wouldnt do that
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> on fone tro the canadian chick right now
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wants to skype b4 comin over
13:00 <TheRon> she do it?
13:00 <Atari> 12 bucks for a crown lager stubby at mens gallery
13:00 <Atari> fucking lame
13:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i used to go to a strip club that had 16yo lapdancing strippers
13:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they were very beautiful
13:00 <TheRon> bangkok?
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> no brisbane
14:00 <Atari> bang cock
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's stayin for a week
14:00 <TheRon> close enough
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
14:00 <beehhh> can i post porn
14:00 <TheRon> you in there??
14:00 <Atari> no beehhh
14:00 <TheRon> i mean she has to leave again so why not i say
14:00 <AngrymanXL> Any doctors online?
15:00 <AngrymanXL> Why do I have this sudden craving for Strawberries?
15:00 <beehhh> this march i'm 38
15:00 <TheRon> riding to the dangerzone
15:00 <Atari> http://forums.auscelebs.net/acnet-images/52353/nikki-webster-26890.jpg
15:00 <beehhh> should stock more wine
16:00 <Maurice> Shes pregnant isn't she
16:00 <Atari> nice blonde
16:00 <beehhh> ohhh she was 14 i remember
16:00 <Atari> prolly dumb arse blonde
17:00 <Atari> candy girl
17:00 <beehhh> i found my ex wife on a porn site
17:00 <beehhh> wanna see?
17:00 <TheRon> NO
17:00 <beehhh> OK
17:00 <Atari> nikki webster is still the same 
17:00 <beehhh> so am I
18:00 <TheRon> coveting nikki webster still seems wrong to me
19:00 <beehhh> not bad was this glass
19:00 <Atari> http://images.wikia.com/galacticafanon/images/3/37/Kylie_Minogue_011.jpg
20:00 <Atari> how about coveting charlenne ?
20:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjqfGe_80Ck
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Footloose - Kenny Loggins (Aug 1, 2012) 3:49 - Category: Music - 741,708 views - 2,838 likes (97.1%), 84 dislikes (2.9%)
20:00 <Atari> rock the casba
20:00 <TheRon> too early?
21:00 <beehhh> http://www.designscene.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Andrej-Pejic-El-Pais-S-Moda-DESIGNSCENE-net-05.jpg
21:00 <TheRon> who is winng the cricket tonight??
22:00 <beehhh> merti nataligawa
22:00 <TheRon> melb v sydney
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> where tf is BlackDevil
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen BlackDevil
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
22:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up prowl u cunt.
23:00 <TheRon> language, geez
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <TheRon> hows the weather in adelaide?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> canadian chick is stayin tonite <3
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> weather is great cept wind bro
24:00 <TheRon> nice
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> had fkn aviators on still got shit in my eyes
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <TheRon> flashdance or mc hammer?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Flight of The Phoenix
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> chopper style
25:00 <TheRon> mc hammer it is
25:00 <beehhh> http://photodiarist.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a56711ef970c014e5f368b19970c-650wi
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
25:00 <TheRon> i'm rick james bitch
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> waitin on mate to get back from strippers
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> copped 3 month ban
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> from fightin with bikie last time hahaha
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> they were so nice about it LOL
26:00 <TheRon> bringing a stripper home?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> dogged me the cunt
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> she doesnt strip anymore bro
26:00 <TheRon> she could bet back on the bike
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes actually on a push bike right now
27:00 <beehhh> she only does the maincourse
27:00 <milk> high class hooker now?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> in town goin to internet cafee
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
27:00 <beehhh> stripping is too much work
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn poofters on core
27:00 <TheRon> just turn up naked i say
27:00 <Excessive> an online hooker?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> standin in my way cant get a kill
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh i seen her naked last time she was over b4 bed
28:00 <TheRon> nice
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda sucks this coz havin boy nite with mate gamin n she will game
28:00 <TheRon> not going back to that well?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> but we will get together at some point
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> n dont want him feelin shitty
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> again
28:00 <beehhh> anyone going to the lingere vollyball
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz he was here last time we hooked up :/
28:00 <TheRon> chicks game?
29:00 <beehhh> chicks want male
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@barred for 3 months
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif a BIKIE dogs me
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol!!!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a dog act
29:00 <TheRon> turn up in various disguises
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder what'll happen to him when his club members find out
29:00 <Excessive> question is y go there to begin with?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nah
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont give a shiz bout that place
29:00 <beehhh> TheRon what are you buying tonight?
30:00 <TheRon> turn up in a two bloke horse costume and try to get in
30:00 <beehhh> in my dream there is a dan murphy that never ends
30:00 <beehhh> you feel good too
30:00 <beehhh> like the one in ascotvale
31:00 <beehhh> or in one in northlakes
31:00 <TheRon> here come the men in black
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh would u like to come to mc donalds?
31:00 <beehhh> ofcourse dude
32:00 <beehhh> we get high walk the street walk to town and walk back home together
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we can go down the beach and get our feet wet
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckn
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin owned on this game
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> WiLd_TuRkeY!!!
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana play some black ops2 oon 360?
32:00 <TheRon> getting f'd in the a?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ghosts is shitting me
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <beehhh> what is a needle stings my feet
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not atm PandasDontDrive plus i dont have that game
33:00 <beehhh> we go werribee beach
33:00 <beehhh> pointcook
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to go fishin
34:00 <megamanga> mate just sent me a pic of a salmon he got, bastard
34:00 <TheRon> i have never seen men in black
34:00 <beehhh> bells beach has some great spot for snapper
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> k turkey brv
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> brav
35:00 <beehhh> torkey
35:00 <beehhh> PandasDontDrive can you swim though
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> love swimmin
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> b swimmin in pussy later
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> sensual
35:00 <beehhh> i dont i only float
35:00 <TheRon> nice
36:00 <TheRon> ^5
36:00 <beehhh> awww awolf
36:00 <TheRon> ouch
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn fk me fb not workin
37:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont have my mate whos at the strippers number in my fone bro
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
37:00 <stompin> o
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah that we go fkn firefox :/
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn bored
39:00 <stompin> fagz
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Law Abiding Citizen time
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch this cunt kill cunts that needa be killed
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn red wine woo
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> n the heat lols
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> red red wineeeeeeeeeeee
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bob marley
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn tryin to cancel this friend request
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i can request her actual fb
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOOFZ
51:00 <Loof> Hey sup
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Dating Profile:
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> nada chillin
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> was on ghosts but was shit so watchin law abiding citizen bro waitin for mate to get back n the canadian chick to rock up
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> skull in water as after two glasses red wine
54:00 <Atari> nice, i ordered a pizza, from local italian pizza shop :)
54:00 <Atari> mexicana
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ye
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i should call back
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> see what she wana eat
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> im hungry!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont wana have my belly poke out all full on food lols
55:00 <Loof> Eat
55:00 <Atari> aint eaten since yesterday morning, fuck it was too hot to cook
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah cbf
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> had shitload of risotto for lunch lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 beers up oub
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> pub
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> some red
56:00 <Atari> risotto is nice
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <Atari> i know how to make risotto
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> my chick tho the isnt allowed to drink for a year lol!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye man
56:00 <Atari> lasagne is shit easy to make
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> stock n rice..
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> make simple traditional italian
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> not western shit
56:00 <Atari> lasagne is my fav
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so much nicer
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAME
56:00 <Atari> i make the pastry even
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta use red wine in the sauce but
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> for that tang
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
57:00 <Atari> i use leggos
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like u more now bro haha
57:00 <Atari> pasta sauce
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only make from scratch for a chick or friends
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> by myself just eh
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta water my garden soon
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> got some sick as zuccinis goin!
57:00 <Atari> mince is to easy to cook
58:00 <Atari> i cook the mince in a frying pan before i put them pastry
58:00 <Atari> then put in oven
58:00 <Atari> dont want greasy shit
59:00 <Atari> stuffed tomatoes with mince
59:00 <Atari> greek cooking
00:00 <Atari> easy shit
00:00 <Loof> Big macs mmm
00:00 <Atari> use rice instead of mince
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> br bro callin this chick
00:00 <Atari> i dont ever eat takeaway
00:00 <Atari> but i do like subway
01:00 <Atari> and very rarely a ultimate whopper from hungry jacks
01:00 <Atari> other then that, they are all crap foods
01:00 <Atari> home cooking is the best
01:00 <Atari> pizza is always on the menu :)
02:00 <Atari> not fucking shit pizza hut but
02:00 <Atari> pizza hut is full on crap
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=256506707858097&set=vb.246602715515163&type=2&theater
03:00 <Loof> I love fast food its better than home cooking
04:00 <Loof> Fuck cooking, its for bitches
05:00 <stompin> wheres the btiches
05:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1012478_530465353715726_1907732516_n.jpg
05:00 <deeldose> boobs are so rude
06:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1530510_10152094389580817_1846442010_n.jpg
11:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhc3r5K2Y1U
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sexiest Female Tennis Players In The World 2013 (Jun 25, 2013) 2:20 - Category: Sports - 3,688,391 views - 1,842 likes (52.3%), 1,682 dislikes (47.7%)
13:00 <georgeandwell> hi
13:00 <georgeandwell> n e
16:00 <georgeandwell> hi
17:00 <georgeandwell> hi
17:00 <georgeandwell> me mab
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that was actually good fish n chips
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn mate not picking up his fkn fone ffs coz private number!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> score i just had a cheezeburger from macca's
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> $3
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha sick
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt still at strippers lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> chick coming around to crash n he wants to stay there longer lol
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats a long lapdance
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can look but not touch
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all good luck takin one back here those bitches love money!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh u can touch there bro
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> if they want u to..
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got one of them comes crashes, this other hottie wants to stay over n shit wanted me come over her place last week but was way north fk that
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> read this WiLd_TuRkeY bro
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> its good when ur drunk or high
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD http://www.artofeurope.com/eliot/eli5.htm
45:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> HI
45:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> nick shads
45:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> lol
46:00 <BIGGAYALLEN> whois shads
47:00 <Dracula> Bastardly_One just made a sick track
47:00 <Dracula> mad bassline
47:00 <Dracula> dinner calls
47:00 <Dracula> yoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
48:00 <Nikky`> you have dinner that speaks? wow mine just usually sits there quiet
48:00 <Dracula> ana
49:00 <Ana_Ng> drac
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it ... now I have the song Ana Ng in my head
53:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
53:00 <Nikky`> Get your stuff last night?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> virtually inside the door staring me in the face
54:00 <Nikky`> good good
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> My DIck
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> bigger than a bridge!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Your dick
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> look like a little kids!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> this fkn sucks
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One bro ina conundrum
57:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
58:00 <Pieter> :)
58:00 <couleurs> good quit msg Pieter 
58:00 <Pieter> Waynes world is on
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf pickin up fone again
59:00 <couleurs> good movie
59:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=749406278421443&set=vb.562554900439916&type=2&theater
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ghosts time huhu
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> foxi fox foxy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
01:00 <couleurs> Bite Me
02:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
02:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs
02:00 <JingleBalls> haiii yaa
03:00 <couleurs> good thank's n u?
03:00 <fawks> lmao
03:00 <Pieter> i got an aersomr xmas  hamper
03:00 <couleurs> Lifes Short - Fuck Hard -- Piet  
04:00 <Pieter> Amen!!!!
04:00 <JingleBalls> Short Hard - Fuck Life -- Piet  
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Pieter listens to 3AW radio
05:00 <Pieter> Naa i dont]\
05:00 <Pieter> Not yet\\
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Pieter gives massages to people at the Age Care Home
05:00 <Pieter> Mmmm ginger beer
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mmm beer
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> American Beauty is on next on ch1 Pieter
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Liinda :)
07:00 <JingleBalls> hey now
07:00 <Liinda> hi wild
07:00 <Liinda> WiLd_TuRkeY xx
08:00 <Liinda> JingleBalls i kicked gently
08:00 <JingleBalls> with your face?
08:00 <Liinda> hi stompy
08:00 <Liinda> no with my big toe
08:00 <JingleBalls> :/
08:00 <stompin> i asked santa for a new right knee, right shoulder and neck
08:00 <stompin> what do ur econ my chances r
08:00 <Dracula> linda its shads
09:00 <fawks> ur econ
09:00 <Liinda> in that case, i'll use my little toe
09:00 <Liinda> dont wanna bruise his balls
09:00 <Liinda> ;P
10:00 <Dracula> HELLO LINDS
10:00 <Liinda> hai shadssss
11:00 <Shads_> just had roast pork yummy
11:00 <Excessive> <(:o)
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Liinda im thinking of buying a scooter
11:00 <Shads_> wild
11:00 <Shads_> dooit
11:00 <Liinda> i just ate a banana. i dont feel well, can't stomach much food :(
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ohhhh 4 til christmas lunch
11:00 <Shads_> k huney
11:00 <JingleBalls> you're not sposed to inhale them Liinda
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but if she can
12:00 <Shads_> having a beer
12:00 <Bastardly_One> then
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *thumbs up*
12:00 <Shads_> its called a clipper beer
12:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:00 <Shads_> django
13:00 <Shads_> in the mf house
13:00 <Liinda> >.<
13:00 <Shads_> :PPP
14:00 <Shads_> need a hoe hoe hoe
14:00 <Shads_> lol
15:00 <Shads_> hey crow
15:00 <Excessive> wander y he says "ho ho ho" even if they did take away the "e" and ............. how come there's no mrs santa?
16:00 <Shads_> lol
16:00 <Shads_> true
16:00 <Shads_> she got slayed
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mmm mrs claws 
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wish i wasnt single
18:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1476136_497374080379312_1880161881_n.jpg
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like that aldi tv ad with the santa's on the surfboards paddling
20:00 <Liinda> wanna date WiLd_TuRkeY?
20:00 <Doodle> fkn
20:00 <Liinda> DOODLE
20:00 <Doodle> kookaburras laughing at me
20:00 <Doodle> :(
20:00 <Doodle> theyre so bad for my self esteem
20:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
20:00 <Liinda> did u have ur doodle out?
20:00 <Doodle> fuck no
20:00 <Liinda> lol
20:00 <PeterSarsgaard> aldi have tv ads now?
21:00 <Excessive> ye
21:00 <Liinda> yup 
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> if they're spending millions on tv ads how can they be competitive
21:00 <Liinda> they literally just had one now
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sell outs
21:00 <Excessive> I seen their santa on surfboard add on yt lol
21:00 <Doodle> oh no, a supermarket chain selling out, who woulda thought it
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> so instead of getting better quality forless they prob sell shit for less
22:00 <Liinda> have u ever been to an aldi peter?
22:00 <Doodle> same old marketing ploy
22:00 <Doodle> rope em in, fuck em over
22:00 <Doodle> been that way for years
22:00 <Liinda> any business needs to advertise
22:00 <milk> they make a profit
22:00 <PeterSarsgaard> aldi used to be word of mouth
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> but aldi's are springing up everywhere now
23:00 <Liinda> word of mouth haha
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> prob need to advertise now
23:00 <Liinda> word of mouth through advertising
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> word of mouth is a form of advertisn
24:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yeah a friend introduced me to aldi 7 years ago. before that never saw a tv ad or newspaper ad
24:00 <Doodle> i heard ooomp likes men
24:00 <PeterSarsgaard> never even got their catalogue in the mailbox
24:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it was like a secret aldi sect
24:00 <ooomp> I heard the same and was utterly shocked
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i first learnt of aldi on today tonight
25:00 <ooomp> Doodle she is such a man lover 
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i get all my information from today tonight :)
25:00 <Doodle> UWISH HOMO
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its battle of the current affair programs ACA vs Today Tonight
26:00 <ooomp> Wait, you wish I was male so we could be homo together?! Nawwww how sweet
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vs the project
26:00 <Doodle> i didnt say that
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his tryin to sodmise u
26:00 <Doodle> shh
26:00 <Doodle> its working
26:00 <milk> unf unf unf
27:00 <PeterSarsgaard> oh yeah i heard about aldi first in aca. they were whining about this nazi german company coming into the country and taking over australian shops. and whinning about aldi not letting them film in their shops
27:00 <Pieter> :)))
27:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you recalled some memories for me WiLd_TuRkeY. i thankyou
28:00 <Shads_> ,
28:00 <xm> the only reason why Aldi is cheap is because it's subsidized by Jewish gold
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hail xm
30:00 <Excessive> and the only reason the jewish had got was cause they were ripper offerers that controlled everything
30:00 <Excessive> gold*
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u want some gold get it from electronic devices
30:00 <Pieter> FISH FINS !!!!!!
31:00 <xm> i want gold from your pacemaker WiLd_TuRkeY 
31:00 <xm> can i have it now?
31:00 <Excessive> there's more of it in a cat
31:00 <Excessive> errr catalytic converter
31:00 <Excessive> :P
31:00 <Excessive> never knew that aye?!
32:00 <Doodle> thats cos catalytic converters use platinum
32:00 <Doodle> they have only recently started using gold
32:00 <xm> fuck bitcoins im investing in old catalytic converters
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yes platinum is much more expensive than gold
34:00 <Doodle> ..
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
34:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One ello
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hai
36:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmmm, tryinnah decide wat to have for dinnah
37:00 <Doodle> yeee
37:00 <Serenity> rofl
37:00 <Serenity> POW
37:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Luther Vandross - My Favourite Things.mp3 (13.64MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:53)
38:00 <Excessive> mite go over zah rowd to woolies and get halfah bbq chook n some eskal dill cucumbers
39:00 <Serenity> did you just have a stroke?
39:00 <JingleBalls> :\
39:00 <JingleBalls> :/
39:00 <Excessive> a stroke?
39:00 <JingleBalls> you're sposed to stroke
39:00 <Serenity> yes
39:00 <Excessive> y would I have?
40:00 <georgeandwell> hi
40:00 <Serenity> i was trying to work out why you were typing like that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he always types retarded like that
40:00 <Excessive> ionnoh .......... sometiems I do it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's annoying
41:00 <georgeandwell> hi any1
41:00 <Excessive> anywhoooooo ........... I'll be gone ...........bbs
41:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Gloria Estefan - Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow.mp3 (5.1MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:34)
42:00 <Pieter> Is it me or does the inxs guy look like heath leadger
42:00 <Pieter> The tv show
43:00 <Picard> no, its just you
43:00 <xm> Pieter: just ask your TV, as you usually do
43:00 <Pieter> Ffffuck j=hoooooooojj   @@@@
43:00 <Picard> lol 
43:00 <georgeandwell> i am god
43:00 <Pieter> I did
44:00 <georgeandwell> who here loves satan
44:00 <Pieter> It  dint w[
44:00 <JingleBalls> :o
44:00 <JingleBalls> re00ww
45:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
45:00 <Shads_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-wild
45:00 <Shads_> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> Will you be at my place xmas morning so I can unwrap you JingleBalls?
45:00 <JingleBalls> i'll be at work
45:00 <JingleBalls> :\
45:00 <Shads_> :(
45:00 <Nikky`> work smork
45:00 <ooomp> Grinch!
45:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
45:00 <JingleBalls> lol its not like i have a choice
46:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
46:00 <ooomp> We all have a choice
46:00 <Nikky`> It is so
46:00 <Nikky`> you can quit
46:00 <JingleBalls> piss off!
46:00 <ooomp> We do!
46:00 <JingleBalls> theyre paying me right now
46:00 <JingleBalls> why would i quit
46:00 <Nikky`> Coz I said so?
46:00 <JingleBalls> boooooooooooo
46:00 <Nikky`> Why are you not listening
47:00 <ooomp> JingleBalls rarely listens Nikky` :/
47:00 <Nikky`> I know ooomp :/
47:00 <Nikky`> mean SOB he is
47:00 <JingleBalls> assholes
47:00 <ooomp> :D
48:00 <Liinda> shawshank redemption is such a cool movie
48:00 <Liinda> =)
48:00 <Serenity> he only listens if you.. jingle his balls.. the right way
48:00 <georgeandwell> is it?
48:00 <Nikky`> hug. I meant hug
48:00 <Shads_> VAGINA
48:00 <JingleBalls> good lord
48:00 <ooomp> Have you gotten a Xmas present for your pussy JingleBalls?
48:00 <Liinda> yeh, its on  now
48:00 <JingleBalls> no
48:00 <JingleBalls> i dont even have a tree up
48:00 <ooomp> Why not?!
48:00 <Nikky`> It is one of my faves Liinda
48:00 <JingleBalls> or decorations
49:00 <Nikky`> I will do my xmas shopping tomorrow after my hair appt
49:00 <georgeandwell> thats a stephen king novel
49:00 <JingleBalls> because i dont want some little chinese kid to die so i can have 6000 styrofoam bits of shit on a fake tree
49:00 <Liinda> Nikky` yeh same!
49:00 <JingleBalls> that will end up as landfill
49:00 <Liinda> JingleBalls why not het a real tree?
49:00 <xm> you can send it to the phillipines for some kids to float on
49:00 <JingleBalls> lol
49:00 <Liinda> *get
50:00 <JingleBalls> i live alone nobody would see it, no point
50:00 <Nikky`> How I think JingleBalls
50:00 <JingleBalls> see Nikky` knows
50:00 <JingleBalls> actually
50:00 <Liinda> You can always invite us over JingleBalls
50:00 <JingleBalls> i made an angel for my tree years ago, looks just like Nikky`
50:00 <Nikky`> Nawww I feel all warm n fuzzy right now
50:00 <JingleBalls> nobody would come
51:00 <Nikky`> I just did
51:00 <Liinda> I would =)
51:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <xm> JingleBalls seems like a nice guy. his job must be to volunteer at Lifeline saving suicidal people. and you guys want him to quit? some emos might die!
51:00 <Liinda> squirter?
51:00 <JingleBalls> if i volunteered they wouldnt pay me
51:00 <JingleBalls> and i dont work for lifeline, fuck people
51:00 <JingleBalls> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/tittie-angel.jpg
52:00 <JingleBalls> great days
52:00 <Picard> Liinda hello darling
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <xm> innocent kids will just think it's a girl playing with 2 poke balls
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sexxx
52:00 <JingleBalls> lol
52:00 <JingleBalls> her tits kept falling off
53:00 <JingleBalls> so i gave up
53:00 <Liinda> hey picard!
53:00 <xm> that's a pretty good effort though JingleBalls 
53:00 <JingleBalls> lol ta
55:00 <xm> you should call her tinsel tits
55:00 <JingleBalls> she's dead now
55:00 <JingleBalls> she started to self harm not long after that photo was taken
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive always wanted a chick with a mental illness
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i do not discrimnate
57:00 <JingleBalls> take your pick
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> argh The tv is talkin to me
57:00 <xm> if you gave tinsel tits the boob job she wanted she wouldnt have killed herself
58:00 <JingleBalls> i think about it every day
58:00 <xm> you could make another angel but it's not the same
58:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Liinda are you vaginally active now?
58:00 <xm> your first one, you never forget
59:00 <Liinda> PeterSarsgaard yes i have my oeriod every month
59:00 <Liinda> *period
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sickbitch
59:00 <Liinda> no its not a sickness
01:00 <xm> it can be
01:00 <xm> if you're a guy and you get periods
01:00 <Nikky`> men should get it
01:00 <JingleBalls> :\
02:00 <Atari> who the hell makes a lounge room 50x50 feet
02:00 <Liinda> men do get their periods, mentally
02:00 <Sevi> they go through the motions
02:00 <Atari> that would take ages to clean
02:00 <Sevi> they just don't bleed, could you really see a man dealing with the whole bleeding thing ..
03:00 <Nikky`> guess.. men can be moody cunce 24/7
03:00 <Liinda> lol oh gawd
03:00 <Atari> some idiots dont know house design
03:00 <Atari> honestly
03:00 <Atari> i get the most weird designs
03:00 <Sevi> especially when you see how pathetic they are when they get man-flu
03:00 <Liinda> agreed sevi
03:00 <Atari> Liinda
03:00 <Liinda> hi Atari
03:00 <Nikky`> I can be pretty sooky when I get sick tho haha
03:00 <Atari> hi Liinda
04:00 <Atari> Liinda are you female ?
04:00 <Liinda> I'm a gay guy in a womans body
04:00 <Atari> even better
04:00 <Atari> woo hoo
04:00 <Liinda> lol
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im gay also
04:00 <Liinda> harder Nikky` :P
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Come get me Ladies
05:00 <Liinda> wanna bang WiLd_TuRkeY
05:00 <Nikky`> honk honk
05:00 <Liinda> LOL
05:00 <Picard> Liinda can u fuck me in the arse?
05:00 <Liinda> Again Picard?
05:00 <Picard> yes please
05:00 <Liinda> Has ur ass recovered from last night?
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> use lube this time
05:00 <Liinda> ;P
05:00 <Picard> yes its fine now
05:00 <Liinda> i have a big shlong
05:00 <Picard> i loved sucking it
05:00 <Liinda> in 
05:00 <JingleBalls> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/P5300113.jpg
05:00 <Liinda> my
05:00 <JingleBalls> me in the shower
06:00 <Liinda> pance
06:00 <Nikky`> hehe
06:00 <Liinda> jing
06:00 <Liinda> JingleBalls are u a wall tile?
07:00 <JingleBalls> negative
07:00 <xm> he's an orb of light
07:00 <xm> a highly intelligent sentient being
07:00 <FredFlinstone> george!
07:00 <Liinda> Wilma!
08:00 <georgeandwell> bro
08:00 <Atari> xm, you know much about good house design ?
08:00 <JingleBalls> i'm a people
08:00 <JingleBalls> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/SANY0607.jpg
08:00 <Atari> on autocad
08:00 <FredFlinstone> looks for wilma
08:00 <xm> i did autocad for about a year Atari 
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lol I use autocad
08:00 <Atari> i am on autocad all the time, for the past 10 years
08:00 <Atari> drives me nuts
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
08:00 <xm> i prefer autocad over microstation
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its fucking hard
08:00 <Atari> i can never get a good open plan design
09:00 <xm> but in WA the mining companies prefer microstation
09:00 <FredFlinstone> not many know how to use properly
09:00 <Atari> people want victorian style with modern features
09:00 <Atari> that is lame
09:00 <FredFlinstone> like melb airport
09:00 <Excessive> well ..................
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I dream of a day when every gay can get married
09:00 <Excessive> I changed mah mind abt the chicken
09:00 <Excessive> and got this ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1456056_10200683727250206_145589029_n.jpg
10:00 <xm> hmm smoked cheese. not my favourite
10:00 <milk> ever played with Blender3d?
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but its pretty complex 3d stuff
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to hard for me to understand
12:00 <milk> so you couldnt just write an engineering applet for Blender3d?
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
16:00 <xm> i find the learning curve for something like Blender3d is much harder than a DAW (a program you'd use to produce music)
16:00 <xm> but that may be because im more inclined to do music
16:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=682368258462041&set=vb.110914088940797&type=2&theater
16:00 <xm> some people are just naturals with graphic stuff though
16:00 <xm> harder/steeper
18:00 <JingleBalls> thats what she said
18:00 <xm> faster
18:00 <Excessive> deeper
20:00 <Ripsta> depth
21:00 <Ripsta> fuckem n die
21:00 <Ripsta> diddydumdiddydo
27:00 <milk> couldn't fit another thing in
28:00 <Picard> fuck its still hot
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_Internet_Relay_Chat_daemons
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> austnet isnt listed
29:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
30:00 <Sevi> bless you
30:00 <Excessive> now I'm satisfied
30:00 <Pieter> 8nite
31:00 <Excessive> -n
32:00 <Excessive> fck that shit
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Yer man u Tell them Turkey was here
34:00 <Twizta> the weather INSIDE man
35:00 <Twizta> ac off sweating str8 away
36:00 <Twizta> up outside is lightning
36:00 <Twizta> n cool
36:00 <Twizta>  jump on bf4 guys
36:00 <Twizta> cmon
38:00 <Twizta> crashbandicootedagain
40:00 <Excessive> talk abt lighning, when I was out jus earlier, I crossed pacific and as u look down to north sydney from crows nest ........... the sky was lit with a nice streak of lighning all down the highway
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Picard i feel as if your lack of sex is making you stressful
44:00 <Excessive> lightning too* X 2
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow LIGHTING
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BOOM
44:00 <Picard> WiLd_TuRkeY i had sex today
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the Gods Must be Crazyyyyyy
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats nice Picard i didnt
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i hope u wore a condom Picard
45:00 <Picard> come over and i can help you out
46:00 <Excessive> watch ur arse WiLd_TuRkeY ........... ehehehehe
46:00 <Doodle> please dont be revolting
46:00 <Picard> Doodle ive got enough for you too
46:00 <Doodle> you'd have to buy me dinner first
47:00 <Sevi> and a diamond ring :P
47:00 <milk> are you willing to sign an agreement?
48:00 <Excessive> wat kindah agreement ............ marriage till u get ur citizenship?
48:00 <Picard> ok cool
48:00 <milk> you don't rip me off and I won't fuck your shitter
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen BlackDevil
56:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> arrr cjhat!
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Back
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> From
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Being away
56:00 <Sevi> wb WiLd_TuRkeY
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> booze n drug free weekend ready for xmas 
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a slab for xmas
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> canadian chick moving in my joint tomoz
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> XDS
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> does she sound canadian when she speaks
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha i didnt know she was a fkn playmate in 2006
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> canadian accent
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yer bro
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mates on fone to her atm
58:00 <Excessive> u have to celebrate now PandasDontDrive
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i can only think about it
59:00 <Excessive> ah well, a bit for u and a bit for ur mate :P
01:00 <Picard> lmfao @ PandasDontDrive fuck man u tell a great stpry
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Picard> story
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> we r watchin 300
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> smd bro :P
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got a wife
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> be happy for ur son!
01:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Excessive> next he'll invite u over with ur wife to celebrate Picard
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard and I will invite you around for dinner..
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?:)
03:00 <Picard> lol Excessive
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> >:) 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is Excessive
03:00 <Excessive> it'll be an expensive dinner then 
03:00 <Excessive> with return flights n all
03:00 <Picard> he cant afford to feed himself let alone have a guest over for dinner
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u win ur troll battle earlier Picard?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> with faggot english fag
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> expensive
03:00 <Picard> i always win
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> imeant we'd eat you
04:00 <Picard> lol 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's expensive for you Excessive
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> for a restaurant
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> 300 and less is normal
04:00 <Picard> yeah thats about normal for a couple a t a decent restaurant
04:00 <Excessive> well, I'd rather spend that 300 on bitches
05:00 <Excessive> fck the flash restaurants
06:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ............ at least I'd even get to choose
09:00 <Excessive> though I haven't been to any sluthouse fo years
09:00 <Excessive> used to think $350/hr 15 years ago was expensive
10:00 <Excessive> but then u did get ur money's worth ............ not jus any fckn heffer
11:00 <xm> that's a lot of vinyl
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont be a selfish lover by wanking
11:00 <Excessive> I used to make gd money back then
12:00 <Excessive> used to invoice between 1200 n 1500 bux a week
12:00 <xm> for 15 years ago that's not bad
12:00 <Excessive> aye
13:00 <Excessive> though it was 6 days a week most of the time
14:00 <Excessive> with me bein the only tech that didn't have the family thing goin like everyone else back then ......... so I could fill in for all the extra service calls that I used to get through on saturdays
14:00 <Excessive> weekdays was all installs mostly for me
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> RockIRCd only runs in DOS
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> InspIRCd seems to have the most features
20:00 <Excessive> yeah, was a gd job back then .......... brand new company car, fuel card and phone
21:00 <Excessive> used to drive it to doofs lol
21:00 <Excessive> with security stickers all over it
21:00 <Excessive> well stickers/signs
23:00 <Excessive> and extension ladders and conduit on the roofracks
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon baby lets party all night long i said cmon
25:00 <Excessive> I was the only one that accepted to go away too ........... like for a week through the country installing ............ they'd pay for accomodation and expenses 
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nice
26:00 <doctor> Those days are long gone
27:00 <Excessive> not really, jus depends who u land a job with
29:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wtdFf5QLFw
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits- Telegraph Road, Full Version (Aug 19, 2010) 14:29 - Category: Music - 236,684 views - 999 likes (99.2%), 8 dislikes (0.8%)
36:00 <Picard> Excessive are u a sparky?
37:00 <Excessive> nah jus an old bum security installer
37:00 <Picard> lol ok
37:00 <megamanga> so you have industrial deafness for high pitch noises?
37:00 <Excessive> nah
37:00 <Picard> sorry cant hear you what did u say?
38:00 <megamanga> thats fortunate
38:00 <Picard> well fuck this im off to bed
38:00 <Excessive> kcyah then
38:00 <crash> see ya wouldnt want to be ya
44:00 <crash> to late for most types of sugar
44:00 <Sevi> save for later :)
44:00 <crash> lol cheers
45:00 <crash> always handy to have a cupcake handy
45:00 <Excessive> it's abt lunch time for me if u were to take into acct me goin to bed at like 5/6 am
45:00 <crash> shift work ?
46:00 <Excessive> nah ............ I don't work anymore
46:00 <crash> not sure many people in this channel work
46:00 <Excessive> u mean many ppl on this network
46:00 <Sevi> I work
46:00 <simba> 4:1)
47:00 <crash> you call it that Sevi lol
47:00 <crash> someone gave you a job, how did you get it ?
47:00 <crash> :P
47:00 <Sevi> I have a full time job
47:00 <Sevi> I'm a hard worker and a quick learner
47:00 <crash> nice :)
47:00 <Sevi> I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
48:00 <Sevi> and I don't expect to get treated like a girl in the workplace, as far as I'm concerned at work, I'm one of the boys
48:00 <Excessive> (Protestantism) if I work harder it won't happen to me
48:00 <Excessive> (Catholicism) if shit happens it's because u deserve it
49:00 <crash> what happens when you mix the two ?
49:00 <Sevi> it becomes ProTESTICALism
49:00 <crash> lol
49:00 <Sevi> its all balls :P
49:00 <Sevi> lol
52:00 <Excessive> when I used to go to TAFE when I did my electrical eng diploma .......... the lecturer said to us ..... "wat happens when u put AC and DC together?" ............. "u get TNT!" ......... "u know ...... I'm TNT, I'm dynamite"
52:00 <crash> i need holiday money
52:00 <crash> can you give me a loan Sevi ?
52:00 <megamanga> did he die from pun ecstacy>?
52:00 <crash> 10k or so
52:00 <Sevi> I don't have 10k
52:00 <crash> that plan sucks then
53:00 <Excessive> nah lol .............. he was shorter than most of us in his class .......... his name was Mark Short lol .......... he used to tell us that they call him Shorty
53:00 <Sevi> ohh, I need to take my meds and I haven't done so yet :(
54:00 <Sevi> Excessive, we have a guy at work just under 7ft and we call him Tiny
54:00 <crash> should see if you can get the orange flavour ones Sevi :P
54:00 <megamanga> theres a guy at work with the same first and last name
54:00 <megamanga> we call him jimmy
54:00 <Sevi> orange flavor what?
55:00 <crash> meds 
55:00 <Sevi> I wish .. that'd be awesome cos they taste horrible when you try to dry swallow them when you realize that you've run out of water .. LOL
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn windows is not genuwine
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> rendang time!
57:00 <Sevi> so that's 3 cupcakes a day?
57:00 <Sevi> I better make a whole heap of mini cupcakes, that way I can just shove the whole thing in my mouth in one
57:00 <crash> nah just probably 1 with the whole dose
57:00 <Sevi> gee ... great way to make me sick :(
58:00 <Sevi> I have to up my dosage tomorrow
58:00 <crash> nah you can handle it
58:00 <Sevi> I couldn't even handle the 1000mg at the beginning
58:00 <crash> 1g is shorter
59:00 <Excessive> 1g of wat?
59:00 <Sevi> crash, sorry I'm used to work
59:00 <Sevi> diaformin
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> noodle times!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
59:00 <crash> Excessive: its like people saying 1000m instead of 1km
59:00 <crash> lol Sevi 
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