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00:00 <Excessive> wat's diaformin for?
00:00 <Sevi> generally for ppl with type 2 diabetes
00:00 <Excessive> right
01:00 <Sevi> but I'm taking it for my Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS)
01:00 <Excessive> k
01:00 <crash> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what's funny about that crash?
02:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: laughing at Excessive 
02:00 <crash> its a kind of short reply
02:00 <Excessive> oh did I make a funny?
03:00 <Sevi> iunno
03:00 <crash> funny in its own way
03:00 <Sevi> what else was he supposed to say?
03:00 <crash> ok ?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> groundhog day is on
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wee
07:00 <simba> i just watched teh boondock saints it was OK
07:00 <simba> Bit Weird!!!!!!
07:00 <Excessive> groundhog day is a show that jus repeats itself for I donno how long
07:00 <DemonsRun> simba: !! :)
08:00 <Sevi> I feel like eating a mango
08:00 <Excessive> I have strawberries on steroids
08:00 <simba> hi MOM how are u
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good Hun & u?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> look what the cat dragged in
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hai!
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hai!!!
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thought it was about time I showed my ugly mug :P
09:00 <simba> gr8 thaenks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, I was thinking about you before
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhh why? lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like, I wondered where you'd gotten to
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just been busy with training
09:00 <crash> Sevi: you read this http://www.mamamia.com.au/vaccinations/anti-vaccination-advocate-takedown/ ?
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & bein mummy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> training for?
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> boxing
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wbu? how u been? what's news?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all ... I moved yesterday is about it
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> still Geelong?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> aha
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> my bad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 rooms for $125 a week is alright though
12:00 <Sevi> crash, but I have now :)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so I use one as the Bastard Cave
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhhh
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I have a whole house for $125 a week :P
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon down to fraggle rock
13:00 <crash> if i was smart enough that is the job i would pick to do
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm indomi
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn rendangf
13:00 <crash> make a drug that stops some disease and save thousands of people
13:00 <Bastardly_One> look where it is though :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being ripped off :P
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> beats mi goreng
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol no I'm not
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> can't wait to move tho
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still in 2 minds about the move
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have a good reason
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> nn
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh mistress ur back
14:00 <Excessive> I've moved abt 20 times since I came to this country in 89
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wreakin havoc yet?
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no I'm front
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she just got here
15:00 <Bastardly_One> give her time
15:00 <Excessive> but now I don't have to move anymore
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> front!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> chicken chips
15:00 <Bastardly_One> AND
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mmmmm yumm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> chocolate
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yuk
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tastes alright
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fattyyyyyyy
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :P
16:00 <Sevi> crash, I play with mercury at work
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm, and I had fish n chips for dinner
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I had BBQ :)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I weigh 58kg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so I am fat :P
16:00 <Excessive> lol 58
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you
16:00 <crash> mecury is cool
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm heavier
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> im chill
16:00 <crash> always loved it in science
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but I have tits
16:00 <Excessive> I'm like around 75 ish
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> no frontin
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and an ass
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ...
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say you have extra bits
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRING IT ON
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that you wont show me
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im 73
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no only PandasDontDrive can see my bits
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short too
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 5'2 here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 foot 7
17:00 <Excessive> wat's 175cm?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol my mate went ack up to striipers
17:00 <Bastardly_One> five foot ... 9
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 5'10 = perfect 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 innit?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 2.5cm an inch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and 170 is 5 foot 7 definitely
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I am
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm hungry
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> asshole
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> talk about good -.-
18:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> food you stupid fucking auto correct
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and you leave my donkey's hole out of this
18:00 <Excessive> well I've been this height and weight since I was 18 .......... that's 20 years ago now
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Excessive: u old? xX
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD*
19:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYRhcbKRac
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I hate women (Apr 18, 2010) 1:22 - Category: Entertainment - 1,325 views - 42 likes (82.4%), 9 dislikes (17.6%)
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im gunna throw this phone
19:00 <Bastardly_One> young compared to me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <doctor> i laughed
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur perfect MistressOfMayhem?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, apple sucks
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm young compared to you Bastardly_One 
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> PandasDontDrive: nowhere near perfect. that's what makes it fun!!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet im more attractive than u
20:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is young compared to me
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pics or gtfo?
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a shifty little two bit nerd
20:00 <Atari> i can feel ww3 coming on :)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen his pics
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i finish eating brb
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oi
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> rude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is My name Mr Nice?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> NO!
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck no
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wouldn't suit u old man
20:00 <Atari> take the N out of it Bastardly_One
20:00 <Atari> and you got it right
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hahahahahaha Atari 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> touche Atari
21:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> took him 2 days to think of that though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you
21:00 <Atari> took me 2 seconds actually
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I need
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> to stop drinking
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
21:00 <Bastardly_One> most of them take me too seriously MOM
21:00 <Atari> i am a atari
21:00 <Atari> i work slow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to stop ... waking my housemate up on purpose
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: no sense of humour.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> each time he goes on the nod
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I go past him and wake him up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im a brat. I'd do that too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you and your morphine
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you will not enjoy it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I will do this until really bored
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep looking to the lounge
22:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I see him nodding I go past and suddenly cough
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ur bored already to be doing that
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> my son have me two black eyes
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I finally fit in, in this town!! hahahaha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not bored ... wanna fuck his buzz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he kind of had the balls to ask me something earlier today I was telling Excessive
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> which was?
24:00 <Excessive> lawl
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I found it amazing that if you have that kind of habit, told someone and then hit them for a loan
24:00 <Atari> i remember using an abacus in the 70's how fucking neolithic is that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not even 24hrs and he hits me for a loan
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ricchhee: piss off I don't pm
25:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
25:00 <Atari> loans at 50% interest, how dumb is that
25:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she does pm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't like her talking with her mouth full
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dickhead
25:00 <Atari> i would rather borrow money from the melb underworld then get a loan at cash converters
25:00 <Bastardly_One> more than just the head I hope
26:00 <Bastardly_One> cash convertors only hope
26:00 <Atari> gangstas only chop ya arm if you dont pay back
26:00 <Bastardly_One> are despo junkies
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha u wish old fart
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u wish
26:00 <Atari> cash converters takes it all
26:00 <Bastardly_One> at my age all I can do is dream
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no use saving for a hooker
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
27:00 <Skrotus> :/
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd take everything off and I'd have to say, "wow! what's that?"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've forgotten what a real vagina looks like
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I haven't
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I seen mine earlier
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xX
28:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dun cum bak
29:00 <Excessive> buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
29:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmm, love red bull
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lovely!!
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> share?
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> some asshole drank my V
29:00 <Excessive> fo sho
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> awh fank ya!!
31:00 <Excessive> I posted this earlier .......... is wat I got for dinnah tonite ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1456056_10200683727250206_145589029_n.jpg
33:00 <simba> red bull owns
33:00 <Excessive> aye
34:00 <Bastardly_One> which one of you cunts stole my stash?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
34:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I found where I hid it ... brb still ... making a mix
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I want those dinner rolls
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :(
34:00 <Excessive> jus fo dat I'mnah roll another spliff now
35:00 <Excessive> the best of it was the presciutto and the smoked cheese
35:00 <Excessive> and the red bull of course
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we are having chicken,pork,turkey,lamb for xmas
36:00 <Excessive> donno wat mah oldies r cookin for x-mas
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you Excessive 
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> learn to share
36:00 <Excessive> step father rang me yesterday to invite me over
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BYO booze
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> another day goneeeeee
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> almost bedtime
37:00 <Excessive> befriend me on fb MistressOfMayhem and u get to see all mah shares :P
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> notnice
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why not ask for her phone number?
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^^^
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yay
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why fb
38:00 <Bastardly_One> for
38:00 <Bastardly_One> coffee grinders
38:00 <Excessive> I was keepin to the convo
38:00 <Excessive> didn't wannah jus change the subject
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> maybeh I want churr digits??
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ever think of that?!
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pfft
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs you're full of it wench
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ikr
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
39:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're probably going WTF?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm laughin'
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I like that someone knows when to call me out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well Excessive 
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> digits 
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kgo
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ph sex
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll stfu now
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah he gone quiet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's making a spliff he said
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what is it with guys?! go all fkn shy when a chick makes a move
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because I made a mix
41:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... not me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lazy
41:00 <Excessive> it's two two two two two-two-two ........... I've got an answering machine that will talk 2 u :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I take what I can get .. beggars can't be choosers
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you asshole
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't want no answering machine
42:00 <Bastardly_One> YEAH!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you!
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wait
42:00 <Excessive> ehehehehehehe
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how old u be Excessive ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he told you
42:00 <Excessive> 38
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cuz
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wow
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u could be ma dad
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he said that like ages ago
42:00 <Excessive> 39 at the end of june next year
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Excessive: pics
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kgo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Excessive
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
43:00 <Excessive> u're jus an ol timer Bastardly_One, u wouldn't know wat Goa was
43:00 <Bastardly_One> know how I was making that track earlier?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Goa trance
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wtf is goa?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shit trance music
44:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucked up the arp
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently changed it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno what I used the first time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooops
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd like some marsbar slice
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anyone grab me some?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I am gonna miss the old near by fish shop
45:00 <Bastardly_One> deep fried mars bars
45:00 <Excessive> latest pic with me on furtherest left with some peeps that I helped put on a gig with last month .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1441285_552726394808792_39701136_n.jpg
45:00 <simba> christian souls
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who's the guy.. 3rd in?
46:00 <simba> bunch of drongos!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Excessive> his name be Brenden ........ it's his fb group that we did the gig out of
46:00 <Bastardly_One> have I seen that pic?
46:00 <couleurs> lmao
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's hot
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd tap that
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> many times
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I've seen Excessive's face before or not
46:00 <simba> the ones on either end look like ghouls
46:00 <simba> gremlins
46:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I have now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the one on the very far left
47:00 <Excessive> I made a slide of all the pix from the gig, one tic I'll find it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
47:00 <Bastardly_One> please don't
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or your server links
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll be fine
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> show meh more Brendan xD
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wow. deprived or what?!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, look where you live
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I was deprived but I mean depraved
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you
48:00 <Sevi> he wishes :D
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that a threat or a promise?
48:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tl9HSjHoB8&feature=youtu.be
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SRH Sydney Park 23 11 2013 Slide (Dec 13, 2013) 6:54 - Category: Entertainment - 13 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> both Bastardly_One 
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> both
49:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally am gonna get some!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *fist pumps with a smug nod*
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh u meant sex
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I was just gunna send some random guy from down the st over
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hey. I was in ballarat last weekend xX
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking RUDE!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what for you poor thing?
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> went to the tattoo place
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhhh. I can't remember what it's called
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Jedd Hill's one?
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> chick that owns it basically raised me
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> runs/owns
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> on Bakery Hill
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tattoo/piercing place
51:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum knows her
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ;)
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I love Marie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of her 70s tattoo artists as well
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> legend
51:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of on the bottom of a hill
51:00 <Bastardly_One> opposite the mall in the "city" yeah?
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhhh
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> near a subway?
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xX
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
52:00 <Bastardly_One> there's 3 I know of
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah there
52:00 <Bastardly_One> had to work out which one
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> premier
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fb ftw
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah near my place
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and near JB
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
53:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if I yelled out the window from here
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she's been looking to train someone
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm half tempted
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and you were there ... you'd probably hear me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't draw stick figures straight even
54:00 <Excessive> the flyer for the next gig on the aust day sat .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1524615_10202801515183952_571107237_n.jpg
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she's the piercer
54:00 <simba> POIZ-N
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
55:00 <simba> what genre is that? the names sound like aussie dnb dj's
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> #dixie!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Excessive's is 90s trance
55:00 <Excessive> errr, techno, house, trance, old school 90's stuff
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so I've always assumed the people he plays with are akin to that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if I had of read
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if no one has heard of Dixie 
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ima be pissed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Hayseed Dixie?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Dixie Chicks?
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking old fart
57:00 <Bastardly_One> am so!
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ikr
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> droopy balls
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xX
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD 
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck me. every damn time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if you insist
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, wrong answer
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> keep dreamin
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ud blow dust 
59:00 <Excessive> lawl
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not tonight , I have to wash my hair
59:00 <Bastardly_One> (has no hair ya see)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha @ I'd blow dust
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you little bitch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *still laughin'*
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u love it!!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the coughing fit wasn't that funny afterwards though
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... have you been told today?
01:00 <Excessive> I was like 19 here ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1463019_10200424300564701_738257621_n.jpg
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> heart attack
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> told what?
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I got told im a brat?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you heard that expression?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> "have you been told today?"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> as in, "get fucked"
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nope
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> showing ur age there
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you have now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> old people saying
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ancient saying
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, ... ummmmm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> when & where?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> in my dreams and in your nightmares
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wouldn't be my nightmares
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd give u a heart attack.
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good luck keeping up.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and probably a graveyard as you'd have to be dead to lower your standards
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm I hate to brag
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no u don't
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm the energiser bunny
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah bullshit
03:00 <Excessive> energise her*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one thing pot stops ...
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it does
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can be a hassle to get that far if your really stoned on some strains of pot
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hence ... going forever
04:00 <Bastardly_One> true stor
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *story
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pfft
05:00 <Excessive> never for me ......... bein stoned with me sex is murch bettah
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haven't been stone since I was 18
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't take forever
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stoned*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of the proverbial 5 mins Excessive?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you take heaps longer reaching the conclusion
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so to speak
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when stoned
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> doesn't ur sex drive get higher as u get older?
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> or myth?
06:00 <xm> it's a bell curve
06:00 <Excessive> used to fckn leave the sheets wet with sweat doin it on the goie with then gf back in the early 90's ......... fckn 2 hrs later and still goin
07:00 <xm> Excessive: care to paste your tracklist for the event :D
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xm, bell curve?
07:00 <Excessive> I'll post u a dl link for a mix I did for it xm
07:00 <xm> ok
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: answer my question
08:00 <xm> MistressOfMayhem: something like this http://www.thesimpledollar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reliabilitygraph2.jpg
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ahh
08:00 <xm> but dont take it to be exact
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm screwed then
08:00 <xm> well maybe. if you're dead you'd have 0 sex drive
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.dropbox.com/s/syqp55opgarz5gc/Excessive%20-%20Promo%2014%2012%202013.mp3
08:00 <xm> tah
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah buh
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm only 22
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so, long time to go
09:00 <xm> but if you take a lot of drugs your libido would flatten too
09:00 <thestig> WHO GIVES A SHIT
09:00 <thestig> hi xm
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't
09:00 <xm> ey thestig
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> do drugs
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anymore...
11:00 <Excessive> I still like the party life/drugs .......... prolly explains y I'm not the "family man" type 
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im a mum. makes sense not to do any
12:00 <Excessive> I was cautious abt havin kids ........... jus didn't want the commitment/responsibility
12:00 <xm> MOM = MistressOfMayhem 
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mum*
13:00 <xm> im already crazy as it is so i dont have much of a choice when it comes to recreational drugs
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not a fkn yank
14:00 <Excessive> though there is 1, jus that not many know abt it/my story
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how do u get rid of the tightness in muscles?
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just stretch it out?
14:00 <Excessive> benzos
14:00 <xm> 0,1M0,2O0,3M
14:00 <xm> do you like the colors
14:00 <Atari> heh
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
14:00 <crash> untighten them
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not funny crash 
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> my thighs... can't even bend my legs :(
15:00 <Excessive> u need a muscle relaxant
15:00 <Atari> hit em with the computer miss
15:00 <crash> sounds to tender for a massage
15:00 <Atari> MistressOfMayhem
15:00 <xm> just do yoga like millions of other young mothers do
15:00 <thestig> put your vibrator on your legs
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im on my phone
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Atari.
16:00 <crash> walking actually helps too
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xm: fuck yoga atm. too busy training
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah but it's night!!! not going walking nowwwww
17:00 <Excessive> ask Bastardly_One to send yah a few vals 
17:00 <crash> all the crazies are out
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck it
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> deep heat
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no crazies here crash. unless they smile... ya don't see people
18:00 <Excessive> don't forget not to rub ur eyes after usin that stuff
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hands r washed
19:00 <crash> sleep is good too
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u suck
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ur like a dad
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep is for the weak
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^^^^
19:00 <crash> its good natural therapy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or those without the right uppers
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this weather sucks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh My Glob!
20:00 <crash> my days are pretty much 18hrs long
20:00 <Bastardly_One> stop talking to me each time I leave the lounge cunt!
20:00 <crash> well non resting
20:00 <crash> may be relaxing during some of those
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear each time I come back in the Bastard Cave
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: stfu
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate talks to me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> make me
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> okay
20:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> reow!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can talk around a ball gag
21:00 <crash> i get you confused with British^Meat Bastardly_One 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I made a bet to prove it with someone
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd like to see that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> crash, how fucking RUDE!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> apologise NOW!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bash him MistressOfMayhem
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
21:00 <crash> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> don't apologise crash 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trawling for a spanking
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> "make me"
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to hear you beg
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh aren't u the dom type
22:00 <Atari> i got a huge joystick MistressOfMayhem, wanna play with it ?
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yiss pweese!!!
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what game?
23:00 <Atari> hmmm
23:00 <Atari> lemme think
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> htfu
23:00 <Atari> umm
23:00 <Atari> can't think of anything
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tick tock
23:00 <Atari> just play with my joystick
23:00 <Excessive> come back with it in another half hour Atari
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ok
24:00 <Atari> ms pacman ?
24:00 <Atari> lol
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nomnomnom
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> white pills being chased by ghosts? ok!!
25:00 <Atari> space invaders, i like things that shoot loads off
25:00 <Excessive> ghey
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> flirty fuck aren't u
25:00 <crash> do you have any good jokes MistressOfMayhem 
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm way too overtired for jokes
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sex & cussing is All you'll get from me
27:00 <crash> yeah both those things suck
27:00 <Atari> gta v is the most retarded game of the century
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no comment
27:00 <crash> im a male nun
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I like sex
27:00 <Atari> must be a real habit 
27:00 <Sevi> a male that gets nun?
27:00 <Atari> nah
27:00 <Excessive> eheh
27:00 <crash> males always get some
28:00 <Sevi> you sure?
28:00 <crash> thats what plastic notes are for
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> do love pervs who can pm but not join in here
28:00 <Sevi> lol
29:00 <crash> whatever tickles your fancy
29:00 <Sevi> why would you want to join in the chan convo ?
29:00 <Shads_> ANA
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> coz it's the same damn convo
29:00 <Excessive> errrrr ............ rather the real thing than cybersex .......... it's jus like porn, sad ......... I'd rather fck her myself than watch her bein fcked
29:00 <crash> Excessive: agree
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd fuck her
30:00 <crash> and never use those moves they use on pornos
30:00 <crash> they never work out that well
30:00 <crash> can't believe sandra bullock looks so young
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> random
31:00 <crash> well the last conversation seem to have fizzled
31:00 <crash> maybe everyone was still thinking
31:00 <megamanga> have you ever seen big foot
31:00 <xm> Excessive: so that rules out you installing secret video cameras into people's bathrooms as a bonus then :D
31:00 <crash> i don't think i just type
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I was thinking of other things
31:00 <crash> blah blah blah
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> crime channel.
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cheaters
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> rightooooo
32:00 <crash> jersey shore
32:00 <megamanga> cheaters is great
32:00 <megamanga> esp when they punch on
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha it's just starting
33:00 <Excessive> xm, that has to do with privacy .......... if u get done for shit like that, then u'd be up for a lot of cash
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> whinge whinge bitch bitch
33:00 <megamanga> and the host just stands there like he didnt instigate it at all
33:00 <xm> im listening to your mix now btw
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and. hi megamanga !!!
33:00 <xm> i thought it was going to be trance or something
33:00 <megamanga> hi
33:00 <xm> seems more chillout or something
33:00 <megamanga> time to look like im working
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> enjoy
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> would a electric blanket help sore muscles?
34:00 <Excessive> xm, it's breaks, dub, psy, trance ......... 100 bpm
34:00 <Shads_> GET FUCT FAWKS
35:00 <fawks> fuck off downie
35:00 <fawks> it's past your bedtime grandpa
36:00 <xm> shads have you thought of collaborating on a music production project with chris
36:00 <xm> i think it'll go very well
36:00 <Excessive> lawl
36:00 <fawks> lol
36:00 <fawks> downies unite
37:00 <xm> and then at the end they ^5 each other
37:00 <fawks> Chris will kick doors in for effect
37:00 <fawks> shads will yell
37:00 <xm> I KICK DOORFRAME
38:00 <fawks> I not retard
38:00 <fawks> I so fried
38:00 <xm> i have feeling
38:00 <Excessive> chris will take an inhouse vid of themselves smokin bongs while in the mix and post it yt for us all to see
38:00 <xm> you cruel
38:00 <xm> what this water
38:00 <xm> is it tear
38:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
38:00 <BazookaJoey> kate!
41:00 <Excessive> have u seen the vid chris posted of himself smokin and tryinnah rap with his hoodie on and not bein able to find his lighter xm?
41:00 <xm> nope. but it is something i should see
41:00 <Excessive> ask Bastardly_One
42:00 <Excessive> he might still have the link
42:00 <Excessive> oh wait
42:00 <BazookaJoey> ]i thin chris deleted a lot of his vids
42:00 <Excessive> chris took it down lol
42:00 <crash> keep the link is probably worse
42:00 <xm> i'd hate to think what Chris would do if he had a gas oven
43:00 <crash> actually watching it in the first place
43:00 <xm> i think the entire block would explode
43:00 <Excessive> hates me though .......... cos I rang up on him and they put his meds up cause of me lol
43:00 <xm> LOLLLLLLL
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> did Bastardly_One pass out in his chair?
43:00 <xm> ive spent time in the ward and yeah i'd say he's one of the worst cases
43:00 <crash> MistressOfMayhem: not sure
44:00 <BazookaJoey> i feel like letting him bck in
44:00 <BazookaJoey> for lols
45:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
45:00 <Excessive> came back cursin me a week later
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that vid I want the link to as well
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that was hilarious
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the irony in all of it?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not picking on Excessive here
46:00 <Excessive> u had the link for a lil while Bastardly_One, but the last time that I wanted to bookmark it, the vid was no longer there
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he suffers the same illness
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's fucking awesome that he called the CAT team on Chris
47:00 <BazookaJoey> does anyone know if theres actually anythign wrong with chris though
47:00 <BazookaJoey> or hes juts a complete idiot
48:00 <Excessive> well he came in and kept on carryin on abt hopw despo he was abt not bein able to have it on with watever chick and the he didn't wannah live anymore ............ though same 4 or 5 comments for like 2 hours or so
48:00 <xm> BazookaJoey: even if there was nothing wrong with him before he started doing drugs -- there's certainly something wrong with him now
48:00 <katatonic_kate> oh hai peeps
48:00 <BazookaJoey> yeah Excessive welcome to melbournes last 6 months
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a schitzophrenic on monthly shots
49:00 <BazookaJoey> thats why hes banned from here
49:00 <Shads_> .
49:00 <BazookaJoey> her name is sarah btw
49:00 <BazookaJoey> i only remember cause thats my fucking name
49:00 <Excessive> yeah he's banned from many places for it
49:00 <katatonic_kate> i think it's actually hotter inside than it is outside
49:00 <fawks> Kate I'm dying 
49:00 <fawks> it's fucking disgusting 
49:00 <katatonic_kate> I KNOW
49:00 <BazookaJoey> pfff
49:00 <katatonic_kate> i've been dribking
49:00 <katatonic_kate> i
49:00 <BazookaJoey> BOO HOO
50:00 <katatonic_kate> 'll probably die soon
50:00 <katatonic_kate> wooowhooooooo
50:00 <fawks> :(
50:00 <katatonic_kate> city was so fucking HAWT
50:00 <fawks> I wouldn't complain if my mum wasn't such a cunt and fucking turned the aircon on
50:00 <fawks> she leaves Wednesday thankfuck
50:00 <fawks> it couldn't come sooner
50:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
50:00 <Excessive> when chris first came on the scene he was cryin abt ooomp ............ then the rest jus followed
51:00 <BazookaJoey> that wqas about 5 months after melbs had been putting up with him
52:00 <crash> im going to relax and go play moto gp
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> go!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously sezz
52:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I see you of late I'm playing ICP
52:00 <crash> you ps3 Bastardly_One ?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is up with that?
52:00 <Buddhar> bzz
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do
52:00 <Bastardly_One> crash
52:00 <Serenity> you're only human
53:00 <Bastardly_One> don't fuck with the masta blasta
53:00 <Buddhar> you are an animal
53:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
53:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF BEEHHH
53:00 <Bastardly_One> OINK!
53:00 <Shads_> i know tech nine
53:00 <Buddhar> i was talking to crash & Bastardly_One
53:00 <crash> where is shadowlurker Serenity ?
53:00 <Buddhar> and Shads_
53:00 <Serenity> why
53:00 <Buddhar> he gone brothel
53:00 <Bastardly_One> because he's so funny!
53:00 <crash> no real reason
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
54:00 <crash> just creating conversation
54:00 <Serenity> then its of no concern
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do PS3
54:00 <Serenity> no thats shadowwalker
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
54:00 <Serenity> or watever the fuck
54:00 <Buddhar> where are the kids?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that dick
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Gate
54:00 <Serenity> in bed beehhh where they shgould be you stupid cunt
54:00 <Excessive> and then .............. screwss thinks I'm some sortah underground austnet king and asks me to talk to ppl I don't even know to have watever ban against him removed lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
54:00 <fawks> obv they're out clubbing
54:00 <crash> Serenity on her rags
54:00 <Buddhar> well i'm still single
54:00 <Bastardly_One> screwss is perm banned here too
54:00 <crash> an ugly sight i imagine
54:00 <Serenity> yeah clearly thats it
54:00 <Buddhar> stupid 
55:00 <Serenity> LOL Excessive i heard hes been harrassing you because of me
55:00 <fawks> lol women can't have opinions without being on their rags
55:00 <Serenity> im so sorry man
55:00 <crash> pfft 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where's faux?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see her typing
55:00 <fawks> .
55:00 <crash> Serenity: do you need a hug
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stand up on a crate and say that!
56:00 <fawks> what
56:00 <crash> its kinda warm still
56:00 <fawks> fuck off grandpa
56:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hai
56:00 <fawks> hi
56:00 <Buddhar> do you abuse them?
56:00 <fawks> settled in?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking seriously beehhh
56:00 <fawks> fck off beehh you shitstain
56:00 <Bastardly_One> say goodnight
56:00 <Serenity> no i dont need a hug
56:00 <Buddhar> http://youtu.be/v81iowTcPJ8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Joey" TAC Drink Drive ad (Dec 8, 2009) 1:01 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 285,627 views - 262 likes (95.6%), 12 dislikes (4.4%)
57:00 <crash> do you need my support Serenity ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fawks but I'm having a reservation about something ... he's already botting off me
57:00 <Serenity> no
57:00 <crash> oh you are ps3 as well
57:00 <Serenity> how the fuck could this beee
57:00 <Serenity> up in the skyy
57:00 <fawks> what does that mean 
57:00 <Serenity> there is a rainbow ooovveerrr the hood
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wanting to borrow
57:00 <Buddhar> she abused me 1st
57:00 <fawks> oh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> asking for cigs ... shit like that
57:00 <fawks> wtf
57:00 <Buddhar> just a theory i come out with
57:00 <fawks> say no
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and he has a morph habit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for that cunt
58:00 <fawks> if you say no early he won't ask lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> told everyone there was something dodgy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but everyone thought it was me being judgemental
58:00 <Serenity> im hungry.
58:00 <MadScientist> hi cunts
58:00 <crash> hey MadScientist 
58:00 <Buddhar> we've got the whole world in our hand
58:00 <crash> thank you for your warm greeting
58:00 <MadScientist> is that beeehhhhhhhhh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
58:00 <MadScientist> fuck that cunt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
59:00 <MadScientist> with a bus
59:00 <Serenity> when im clownin
59:00 <Serenity> i get silly
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I get silly
59:00 <Bastardly_One> gah ... I've become a ninja reborn
59:00 <MadScientist> like something laced my philly
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *hides in shame*
59:00 <Buddhar> http://youtu.be/5Z23CzSONiU
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Reconstruction" TAC anti speed TV ad (Dec 2, 2009) 1:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 578,615 views - 839 likes (97.3%), 23 dislikes (2.7%)
59:00 <MadScientist> been known to pop a pilly
59:00 <MadScientist> hey beehhh
59:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
00:00 <MadScientist> thanks
00:00 <Buddhar> yo
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just watching the melbourne and perth shows
00:00 <Buddhar> sharona
00:00 <crash> beehhh is a safe driver
00:00 <Bastardly_One> seems each city actually got a different set
00:00 <Serenity> yuh
00:00 <MadScientist> beehhh is a fuckhead
00:00 <Serenity> like metallica
00:00 <Buddhar> i h8 to see people die of car crash
00:00 <Serenity> different for everyone
01:00 <Buddhar> not before xmas 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb started with When I'm Clownin' and went into MDP
01:00 <Buddhar> i have bicycle
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Syd I think started with something really early
01:00 <MadScientist> beeehhh
01:00 <Buddhar> mountain bike with extra thick tyre
01:00 <MadScientist> youre not fucking off
01:00 <MadScientist> why
01:00 <crash> rpg on your shoulder beehhh ?
02:00 <Buddhar> i'm a machine when i ride it
02:00 <MadScientist> why do yo continue torturing us with your poor english
02:00 <MadScientist> and stupididty
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey beehhh do me a favour?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> disconnect
02:00 <Buddhar> did u do me any
02:00 <MadScientist> ^
02:00 <Serenity> we styarted with MDP
02:00 <MadScientist> beehhhh go eat some draino
02:00 <doctor> Nah dd is a good lad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now doctor?
03:00 <doctor> ya'll just jealous
03:00 <doctor> I've know dd for years, wouldn't harm a fly
03:00 <MadScientist> of what
03:00 <Excessive> does /s or watever it was still work these days?
03:00 <MadScientist> what are we jelly about
04:00 <doctor> Of his supreme intellect
04:00 <MadScientist> yeh man to get op status here just type /s opme #melbourne
04:00 <Buddhar> this one is new
04:00 <Serenity> to get op status you have to give me a head job
04:00 <Buddhar> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OUtGSRItUc
04:00 <Serenity> tbh
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TAC Safety TV Ad - Don't Drive While Distracted #2 (May 15, 2007) 0:30 - Category: News and Politics - 54,571 views - 41 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> again?
04:00 <Serenity> u wish brio
04:00 <Serenity> YOU WISH
04:00 <MadScientist> wait
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I never knew I could of got ops out of it the first time
04:00 <Buddhar> too much love will kill you someday
05:00 <Buddhar> doctor im also glad to be here
05:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember the pay for ops scheme here Carl tried?
05:00 <doctor> Good, because I enjoy your presence
05:00 <Serenity> no
05:00 <Serenity> carl added me tho
05:00 <Buddhar> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> GUESS WHAT I DID
05:00 <Buddhar> this is me m8
05:00 <Serenity> ;)
06:00 <Serenity> no one cares you fucking shimoon creep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
06:00 <doctor> The last picture says it all
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <megamanga> did you destroy the reptilian overlords Serenity 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if you cybered him
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to vomit
06:00 <Buddhar> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> i didnt lol
06:00 <megamanga> damn
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thank FUCK!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what then?
06:00 <Serenity> one night he was on acid visiting here in perth
06:00 <Serenity> and was like
06:00 <Buddhar> thx
06:00 <Serenity> WANT OPS?
06:00 <Serenity> i sai dyes
06:00 <Serenity> thats it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to op here
06:00 <Buddhar> i was a weed smoker
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I got them off Longie
06:00 <MadScientist> Bastardly_One
06:00 <MadScientist> *11:06:35 PM* <MeGusta> [1872] *02:45:35 PM* <mandyjane> tell me the command! i wanna be one too <@anonymity> no <+ShadowLurker> its /s botmode <@anonymity> dude sif tell her *** mandyjane ([email protected]) has Quit iRC <@anonymity> ghahaaha <+ShadowLurker> LOOOL <@anonymity> ^5 <+ShadowLurker> HAHAHAHAHA <@anonymity> oh god that was funny
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and went nuts when the pay for ops scheme was started
07:00 <doctor> The last ID photo of me was taken 8 years a go
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and got deleted
07:00 <Buddhar> pass with ops
07:00 <Buddhar> i want nothing
07:00 <Serenity> sometimes ive been tempted to just ban everyone
07:00 <Serenity> but longie would be much disappoint
07:00 <Bastardly_One> would he notice these days?
07:00 <MadScientist> Longie has a nice bum
07:00 <crash> yeah less trigger happy now
07:00 <Excessive> lmfao MadScientist
07:00 <Buddhar> wanting is suffering, emptiness is blessing
07:00 <MadScientist> what
08:00 <MadScientist> ive felt it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing I thought when I met Longie in person was
08:00 <Serenity> MadScientist touched it
08:00 <Serenity> GROT
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how is someone that pale alive?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he looked like a zombie
08:00 <Serenity> wheres god bro
08:00 <Serenity> when shit goes down yalla
08:00 <megamanga> whos pale
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie
08:00 <Serenity> longie
08:00 <doctor> I've never even spoken to Longie
08:00 <megamanga> i chucked a mad skid on the way to work
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it aint right
08:00 <megamanga> it was hektik
08:00 <Serenity> MadScientist met him
08:00 <doctor> Not IRL not even on here
08:00 <MadScientist> crashed at his place one time
08:00 <Buddhar> Darwin would be nice holiday with kids this summer
09:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nice guy in person huh?
09:00 <Buddhar> raining at the moment there
09:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best people I've met off here tbh
09:00 <xm> he never says a bad thing about anyone
09:00 <xm> (he never says anything at all that is)
09:00 <Buddhar> you're the only residence in straya m8 i get it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's hilarious when on his rags
09:00 <Bastardly_One> in a msg or some shit
10:00 <Buddhar> i'm trying to save families
10:00 <Buddhar> you have no idea wahts coming through heatwaves
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're distracting me cunt
10:00 <Buddhar> west to east
10:00 <doctor> It's what we've been waiting for beehhh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Serenity
11:00 <xm> Buddhar: no one is forcing you to wear that turban if you're feeling that hot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to put on the MDP album again
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *mutters*
11:00 <Serenity> GOD
11:00 <MadScientist> can beehhh be forcibly removed
11:00 <MadScientist> nvm
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers!
11:00 <MadScientist> finally
11:00 <Serenity> fuck hes annoying
11:00 <Bastardly_One> when he's getting distracting
12:00 <katatonic_kate> i tell you what is annoying
12:00 <MadScientist> in brissy
12:00 <katatonic_kate> this funking heat
12:00 <MadScientist> *11:11:39 PM* *** Buddhar ([email protected]) has joined. «30 people»
12:00 <MadScientist> *11:11:45 PM* <Buddhar> serenity is a dog
12:00 <MadScientist> *11:11:58 PM* <Buddhar> she needs to be teserd
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see his posts but ignore them usually
12:00 <MadScientist> TESERED
12:00 <MadScientist> TESERD
12:00 <MadScientist> LOLOLOL
14:00 <Bastardly_One> PEW!
14:00 <Maurice> Lol
14:00 <Excessive> katatonic_kate, I typed this to fawks last nite ......... have a "hot" shower instead of a cold one ...... it'll be much cooler for u once u walk out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of want to make jkl cry
15:00 <Bastardly_One> why isn't he here crying over me?
15:00 <xm> the same thing applies to drinking warm water too
15:00 <katatonic_kate> ah there is a cool breeze now
16:00 <katatonic_kate> it's all good!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was gonna rain here earlier
16:00 <Serenity> i had
16:00 <Serenity> cocloureed popcorn
16:00 <Serenity> coloured
16:00 <Bastardly_One> blah ... don't like it ... so not jealous
16:00 <Excessive> cocloured?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> coloured, she corrected
17:00 <Maurice> mmm cocks
17:00 <Excessive> I know .......... was jus me bein silly
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice is a poof
17:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
17:00 <Bastardly_One> always talking about cock
18:00 <Maurice> Colour me a dick lover
18:00 <Serenity> Maurice is a poofy homo
18:00 <Excessive> u mean like kuniva Bastardly_One?
18:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
18:00 <Bastardly_One> take that back
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing is as slimy as kuniva
19:00 <Excessive> ok /me taketh it back
19:00 <Serenity> kunny is so oily crisco bought shraes in his forehead
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or should be associated with the sub human creature
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he's funny is the pathetic part
20:00 <Maurice> Rofl
22:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/0c/b5/0cb5682658a39292a3fdb3fe25601059.jpg
22:00 <megamanga> dayum
22:00 <megamanga> shouldnt be fapping at work
22:00 <Excessive> tt's
23:00 <Serenity> im going to be posting a lot of boobs so dont click if you dont want to see
23:00 <megamanga> i do want to see damn it
24:00 <Maurice> Is that fawks>
24:00 <Maurice> ?
24:00 <megamanga> too tall and not enough hair
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an SG from Canberra
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Charlotte
24:00 <megamanga> theyre touring soon
24:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <megamanga> :)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she has some nice tits
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity: 
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not fair
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know, I've a freebie to go perve mega
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> they just load on my screen I can't click
25:00 <Maurice> I bet she had a Charolottes Web
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks upity Maurice so it probably does have cobwebs
25:00 <megamanga> thats what skirmish said then i got banned trying to paste a horrible link
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what I mean is I look at her face and would find her a real bitchy type to speak to
26:00 <faux> [02:24] <megamanga> too tall and not enough hair
26:00 <faux> .
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and that'd be a turn off
26:00 <megamanga> LOL
26:00 <Excessive> jus talkin abt ............... tt's now ........... and goin back as to y I mainly asked u Bastardly_One earlier today if u knew Ana_Ng ......... mabbe not the way I do when she posted a pic of herself in her bathroom mirror with no top/bra in another channel
26:00 <megamanga> and not enough long neck and forehead
26:00 <faux> lol gandhi
26:00 <megamanga> lollll
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> decent pair Excessive ?
26:00 <Maurice> Hes basically calling you a hairy midget
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as she finds her crate to stand on to look mega in the eye
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna be fucked up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
27:00 <megamanga> its a given wallah
27:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/22/f8/22f868d0cbb49dd7fc7eece66a137e0d.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she's gonna declare a fatwah on your arse
28:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/f7/75/f77552288ca033cb0e50998bc7396b4a.jpg
28:00 <faux> fuck up Bastardly_One dont make me steal your walking stick
28:00 <megamanga> meh i have heaps of sg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks I better shut up*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah! ... I'll chase ya on the scooter
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> holy fuck Serenity
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that last one
28:00 <Serenity> hi
28:00 <Excessive> errrrr ........... jus normal middle age woman ......... not commentin
28:00 <faux> that chicks face is munted.
28:00 <Serenity> what face
28:00 <Maurice> It escalated, love it
28:00 <Serenity> she has a face?
29:00 <megamanga> nah the one from a video
29:00 <MadScientist> Serenity has great taste in women
29:00 <megamanga> she had a massive forehead
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <faux> gandhi forehea
29:00 <faux> dd
29:00 <faux> no she had a long neck
29:00 <faux> he was a gandhi giraffe
29:00 <megamanga> like a turle
29:00 <faux> she*
29:00 <Serenity> whos looking at her fucking neck
29:00 <megamanga> turtle
29:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
29:00 <faux> w're not talking about your link
29:00 <faux> we're talking about a video i posted
29:00 <faux> lopl
29:00 <megamanga> paste the vid 
30:00 <Serenity> STOP IT THEN'
30:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202784083305797&set=vb.1311863118&type=2&theater
30:00 <Maurice> I was looking at her tits
30:00 <Loud> hi
30:00 <MadScientist> she needs more but
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Chris
31:00 <Bastardly_One> look who's here Excessive
31:00 <Loud> :)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you have words for Excessive?
31:00 <megamanga> kill the batman
31:00 <megamanga> and wear more tinfoil
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> shit stirrer Bastardly_One 
32:00 <Maurice> Lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know his IP well from opping in another channel
32:00 <megamanga> i not sad
32:00 <Maurice> i not drunk i sad
32:00 <fawks> lmao
32:00 <megamanga> ^
32:00 <megamanga> i kick doorframe!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that was too early Serenity
33:00 <Maurice> i fried
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I hadn't got to tell him I was Cleo10
33:00 <Serenity> no it wasnt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and coming down to visit him from upstairs
33:00 <crash> yeah do that to fennec
33:00 <Maurice> ^
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fennec fox
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that little cunt
33:00 <gremlinz> lol@ that fb vid
33:00 <crash> actual just ban everyone that has uses optus
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he noteop flooded me for 10 days straight once
34:00 <gremlinz> psycho
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *noteoped me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for banning him in another channel
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and crash
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck crash
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ban all South Australians
35:00 <crash> the should have state origin for other states as well
35:00 <crash> they*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ban that too
35:00 <Excessive> lol shane banned me the other nite Bastardly_One
35:00 <Bastardly_One> NRL is fucked
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I barrack for Parramatta
35:00 <crash> loser team
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll never discuss NRL
35:00 <crash> canberra raiders all the way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we play so others can win
36:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/c2/27/c22702a5a5e68803ba900aee4dcdb31d.jpg
36:00 <crash> ?
36:00 <Excessive> started at me with "u and that cunt Tony Abbott are the reason y australia is so fcked atm" ........ and then I typed like 2 lines in response and he couldn't carry through so he banned me .......... haven't bothered rejoining since
37:00 <crash> ok pic Serenity, not wallpaper material
37:00 <Bastardly_One> which Shane?
37:00 <Serenity> what
37:00 <Bastardly_One> as in Snoops?
37:00 <Excessive> ye
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates you
37:00 <crash> why do chicks where so much junk around their wrists and fingers
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all that is
37:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/d9/56/d956bb6c40ec5abf0576f8a333554cb5.jpg
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny thinks you're in denial but doesn't mind you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and Shane just has straight out issues with you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his problem not your's
38:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/photos/0c745e2248e644bf92e52de9a966ce6c.jpg
38:00 <Excessive> well fck em anyways .............. not my problem that they're all in denial
38:00 <crash> think hydro is gone for the summer
39:00 <Excessive> try n tell em abt their plight in life and they get all rebelious abt it and fckn throw shit at u for it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a bit about you right and what you think
40:00 <Serenity> biggest faggots on the planet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmmmmmmmm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> who sezz?
40:00 <Serenity> ALL of you
40:00 <crash> thanks Serenity 
40:00 <crash> and may you have a merry xmas and happy new year
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I am lookin' at ya tit pics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking demanding eh?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> expecting responses
42:00 <crash> Serenity probably isn't happy
42:00 <MadScientist> she goes thru 1000s of pics to pick out the best of the best
42:00 <crash> im picking up on that vibe
42:00 <Excessive> I told him that I'm not concerned with wether he's listenin to me or not cause I'll tell him everything that I have to say to him anyways
42:00 <Serenity> crash is hell bent on me being unhappy
42:00 <crash> opposite
42:00 <Serenity> if i just lie and tell you im sad will you give it a rest dude
43:00 <crash> a rest, it started ?
43:00 <crash> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're very literal aren't you crash?
43:00 <MadScientist> crash is jelly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> granted it took me a couple of reads with Serenity to see the sarcasm
44:00 <crash> im not good at reading through messages
44:00 <crash> so yes literal
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did get it ... you're reg enough to see it I'd think
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, try not to be so literal
44:00 <MadScientist> LOL @ reading through messages
44:00 <MadScientist> lmao
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then again
44:00 <Serenity> im glad someone picked it up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to second guess if Serenity is mad at me or not at a particular time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do get the sarcasm at the same time
45:00 <MadScientist> oh nah
45:00 <MadScientist> youd know
45:00 <Serenity> im just not here to please people. and if i was mad you'd know
45:00 <megamanga> excuse me
45:00 <megamanga> im just her efor the titties
45:00 <crash> so why are you here again ?
45:00 <MadScientist> megamanga has is sussed
45:00 <MadScientist> TITS crash
45:00 <MadScientist> were here for the tits
46:00 <Bastardly_One> those two are
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm here to mock you all
46:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/49/95/499569947437a5611acfe9b217f581d0.jpg
46:00 <Serenity> mmmm
46:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/c9/8f/c98f366049f07fa812af40f06836051e.jpg
46:00 <MadScientist> blblblblblbl
46:00 <megamanga> i have that set lol
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now they're nice 
46:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/ea/d8/ead8ce3e613bcdf434f4b0f593340e3d.jpg
46:00 <Excessive> r ubi Serenity?
46:00 <Excessive> plus space*
47:00 <megamanga> all chicks like tits
47:00 <megamanga> even if they lie
47:00 <Serenity> i am
47:00 <Maurice> I dont
47:00 <Maurice> I like my own
47:00 <megamanga> lies
47:00 <MadScientist> woah
47:00 <MadScientist> VHS
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so, no Maurice and Serenity action then?
47:00 <Maurice> AND RECORD
48:00 <Maurice> Oh, I'd give it uo for Serenity
48:00 <crash> yeah bra's suck
48:00 <Maurice> Up
48:00 <crash> get rid of them
48:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna be shattered to take that off the bucket list
48:00 <Bastardly_One> to get you two to make a dvd
48:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/f5/bd/f5bda470ca77de652e6c1a33204f99bb.jpg
48:00 <megamanga> yeah for shame it only goes to vhs
48:00 <crash> hd Bastardly_One ?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in the top 5 of my bucket list
49:00 <crash> or just low cost sd ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> HD
49:00 <Bastardly_One> make it really scary
49:00 <crash> yeah 3d i reckon
49:00 <MadScientist> *11:48:46 PM* <Bastardly_One> to get you two to make a dvd <-- havnt you seen it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no :(
50:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/6f/5b/6f5b78ccf2b941a9ecb0362fc067af3a.jpg
50:00 <crash> i reckon get Maurice to wear pink
50:00 <Maurice> I always wear pink..
50:00 <MadScientist> NERPLE
51:00 <Excessive> so since adults are talkin ............ and the sex mood is on .......... wat's better? long and skinny or short and fat?
51:00 <megamanga> lolllll
51:00 <Maurice> Fat
51:00 <Maurice> Always fat
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> neither
51:00 <Excessive> wat abt long and fat?
52:00 <MadScientist> long n fat
52:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/4e/61/4e61e877657b07e5fe1410863fc426ec.jpg
52:00 <Serenity> hnngg
52:00 <MadScientist> or that
52:00 <Maurice> Men are stupid
52:00 <Serenity> i prefer tight and moist tbh
52:00 <megamanga> pretty much
52:00 <MadScientist> LOL
52:00 <MadScientist> mmm
53:00 <crash> Maurice: males should have give birth
53:00 <crash> wb fawks 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell you one thing
54:00 <crash> so shopping tommorrow will be hectic ?
54:00 <megamanga> yep
54:00 <fawks> ty
54:00 <megamanga> an this poor sap has bought nothing so far
54:00 <Bastardly_One> any male that says they respect women is talking through their arse UNTIL
54:00 <crash> see most of the biggies are open til midnight
54:00 <Bastardly_One> until they witness a woman giving birth
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, why do you women do that?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> are you insane?
54:00 <crash> i haven't met very good women
54:00 <crash> so my average is low
55:00 <megamanga> im only in it for the ass and titties 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've more female friends than male friends
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sorry to hear that crash
55:00 <crash> i like legs too
55:00 <Serenity> meh birth isnt as bad as its made out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I get along better with them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> looks fucking bad Sezz
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I like vulval aromas
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you can keep your legs
55:00 <MadScientist> looks horrifying
55:00 <Serenity> i liked my births
55:00 <Bastardly_One> when I saw the birth of my son I was awe struck in that respect
55:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/b9/7e/b97e75a6f6f957fa05b03e393b8c63ba.jpg
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> is that a vulva jpg
56:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
56:00 <fawks> wut
56:00 <fawks> you have a son
57:00 <crash> i don't understand why you would get a tattoo on your tit
57:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how about a tat on her vulva
57:00 <Excessive> or a piercing on ur clit
57:00 <crash> piercings i can kinda understand
58:00 <PeterSarsgaard> piercings welcomes std's and aids
58:00 <Serenity> ive had a clit piercing
58:00 <Serenity> ftr
58:00 <crash> they can be removed as well, and err std's and aids ?????
58:00 <PeterSarsgaard> blood to blood bro
58:00 <MadScientist> what
58:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that's why arse fucking homosexuals and africans are full of aids
59:00 <MadScientist> you do know piercings heal right
59:00 <Serenity> um
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> nah they discharge for a long time
59:00 <MadScientist> THIS CUNT
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they don't seal for a long time
59:00 <crash> im confused about the blood to blood thing lol
59:00 <Serenity> well
59:00 <Serenity> ive had lots of piercings
59:00 <Serenity> and theyve all healed within a month
59:00 <Serenity> so...
59:00 <Maurice> ditto, std free...
00:00 <crash> lol
00:00 <MadScientist> not sure if troll or just fucking moron
00:00 <crash> peircings increase std transmission ;p
00:00 <crash> yeah...
00:00 <crash> maybe we do need to put more money into education :P
00:00 <MadScientist> *castration
01:00 <MadScientist> these idiots shouldnt breed
01:00 <Serenity> i have piercings AND tats
01:00 <Serenity> oh no
01:00 <Maurice> DIE4
01:00 <Maurice> MINUS 4
01:00 <MadScientist> lol
02:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/77/1f/771fc8c554f92fb9dfb1398d9df7f436.jpg
02:00 <crash> you are on a roll tonight
02:00 <MadScientist> sausage roll
03:00 <MadScientist> how do you make a sausage roll
03:00 <MadScientist> push it
03:00 <MadScientist> badum tiss
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> why am i getting sucicide girl links for that pic
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that's not you is it
03:00 <MadScientist> eat a dick
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> MadScientist you're an angry young nerd
04:00 <MadScientist> LOL
04:00 <MadScientist> so wrong
04:00 <crash> Serenity: ive only got 1 tatt ;/
04:00 <crash> and i need to get it fixed up
05:00 <crash> in melbourne or maybe wait till i go back to brisbane
05:00 <PeterSarsgaard> brisbane rocks
05:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's like melbourne without culture
05:00 <MadScientist> no
05:00 <crash> think sydney is the place for tattoos
05:00 <crash> but brisbane has a few good artists
06:00 <PeterSarsgaard> brisbane is devoid of culture
06:00 <megamanga> no sleep for a few days gets the better of you, wonder what the record is
06:00 <crash> my tattoo hides a scar so its a pain in the arse
06:00 <PeterSarsgaard> suncorp bank seems to be their god
06:00 <PeterSarsgaard> their art
06:00 <crash> and pain to get ink to set
07:00 <crash> so dropouts
07:00 <PeterSarsgaard> crash do you live at byron bay. or are you somebody else
07:00 <Shagalupagus> Hmmmmmm.
07:00 <crash> byron, only been there a few times
08:00 <crash> hervey bay - brisbane - melbourne for me
08:00 <Excessive> do u know Adrian crash?
08:00 <PeterSarsgaard> id mimi mcpherson still in hervey bay
08:00 <PeterSarsgaard> mimi and her whales
09:00 <Shagalupagus> Meh.
09:00 <crash> lol
09:00 <crash> well the whales are still there
09:00 <crash> pretty sure fraser island is as well
10:00 <PeterSarsgaard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1485670828
10:00 <megamanga> 18 days 17 hours no sleep is the record
10:00 <PeterSarsgaard> mimi porn
10:00 <megamanga> fucken hell
10:00 <PeterSarsgaard> megamanga you all meth'd up
10:00 <PeterSarsgaard> taking inspiration from pieter
10:00 <megamanga> i wish man
10:00 <megamanga> yeah im injecting the marijuanas
10:00 <crash> i still prefer elle 
11:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/e1/0f/e10fc6209317816a025df00f1e970659.jpg
11:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's not you Serenity. stop the lies
11:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you speak of your pirecings and your tats. lets see them
11:00 <Serenity> i didnt say it was me you spastic
11:00 <Serenity> yeahhh no.
11:00 <crash> i like the pic Serenity, last one anyway
12:00 <crash> very white lol
12:00 <PeterSarsgaard> oh my lord. Beeh was banned
12:00 <crash> pale complexion
16:00 <crash> hey gremlinz 
16:00 <gremlinz> hey crash
17:00 <crash> heard they were gonna put a new austnet website up
17:00 <crash> nothing much happening
17:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/81/5d/815d32657515e8ed33129c535dfd1f73.jpg
18:00 <crash> Serenity: cmon....
18:00 <beehhh> oww thanks
18:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/9b/af/9baf28d7c720fccb3dc92f00a3b4ec55.jpg
18:00 <Serenity> ??
18:00 <beehhh> rainy days in NT
18:00 <crash> do you think we can't find semi naked women on the internet ?
18:00 <beehhh> used to the fap
19:00 <Serenity> well
19:00 <Serenity> sg you have to pay for
19:00 <Serenity> im doing you a service
19:00 <crash> i don't get bills from google
19:00 <megamanga> theyre mostly freely available
19:00 <crash> or redtuve
19:00 <megamanga> :D
19:00 <Serenity> mostly
19:00 <beehhh> i'd like to study phd in canada cos its affordable
19:00 <Serenity> thanks to 4chan
19:00 <Serenity> not completely
20:00 <Bastardly_One> crash hates you sezz
20:00 <megamanga> thanks to torrents
20:00 <crash> pfft Bastardly_One 
20:00 <Serenity> you are the gayest bunch of males ive ever had the misfortune to converse with
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's clearly obvious he has authority issues
20:00 <beehhh> i like hanging with guys
20:00 <crash> why would i hate her 
20:00 <megamanga> im falling asleep at work i cant have my dick in hand
20:00 <crash> i hate beehhh though
20:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEIGQZ588Yc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kingfisha - Piece of the Puzzle FILM CLIP (Oct 16, 2012) - Category: Music - 5,749 views - 46 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <Serenity> everyone hates beehhh
20:00 <beehhh> good buy me beer now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't hate beehhh?
21:00 <crash> someone
21:00 <beehhh> even god rejected me when i commited suicide n brought me back
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how did you do that beehhh
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> maybe you were just after attention
21:00 <beehhh> injected 1gram of heroin at once and passed out on williamstown cemetery, tmi
22:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how much did the 1gram cost
22:00 <beehhh> wake up next morning with headache at 5am
22:00 <Serenity> watching a movie called excision
22:00 <Serenity> its weird
22:00 <megamanga> fuck i had to stand up for that fart
22:00 <beehhh> about 300
22:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you got robbed
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> maybe a ccase of racscism
23:00 <beehhh> i dont do shit anymore
23:00 <beehhh> been clean ever since
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> if you wren't robbed you woud have fullfilled your desire to die
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't do shit ... makes sense as to why you're so FULL of shit then
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> god didn't savev you, you were jew'd due to being coloured
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> rascism saved you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> (should be a fuckin' comedian clearly)
23:00 <beehhh> because this world dont care, so have I
24:00 <megamanga> boobs , no boobs no interest
24:00 <beehhh> lol PeterSarsgaard
24:00 <Excessive> lol y do sorry arse emos expect someone else/the world to care for them?
24:00 <beehhh> you got humor too
25:00 <beehhh> darwin is a good place to study for colored people
25:00 <beehhh> especially indian
25:00 <crash> emos...
25:00 <crash> how many 40 year old emos you met
25:00 <crash> 30 year old emos
25:00 <crash> 18-23 yr old emos
26:00 <beehhh> 40yo virgin
26:00 <crash> beehhh: what do you consider your best personal trait
27:00 <Excessive> anyone that tells others their problems and expects em partake along as if though it should also be someone else problem is an emotional wreck
27:00 <beehhh> trying to communicate with both sides of my brain
27:00 <Excessive> else's*
28:00 <megamanga> i cant stop farting, console me
28:00 <crash> im a lonely male - comfort me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you remember beehhh Excessive?
28:00 <megamanga> thats easy to omfort
29:00 <megamanga> got ice cram?
29:00 <beehhh> i' own a brothel you're welcome
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he got perm banned where you know me from forever ago
29:00 <crash> my muscles hurt too
29:00 <megamanga> oh this kb is shit
29:00 <Excessive> only from last nite Bastardly_One, should I know him previously?
29:00 <crash> i blame females for not working hard enough
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah from where you know me from Excessive
29:00 <crash> and india should give me a wife
29:00 <megamanga> hes warlock
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he was perm banned for his sad and lonely indian boy rants
29:00 <crash> so i don't have to do dishes etc..
29:00 <megamanga> that drunk greek cunt
30:00 <beehhh> i wanna move to the moon
30:00 <Excessive> mustah been way before I ever joined there
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> move to the moon
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll have a party world wide
30:00 <beehhh> canada is very very quiet someparts
30:00 <beehhh> no men ever been
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 2/3rds ice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Canada that is
31:00 <beehhh> ice can make me a mummy of me for thousands of years
31:00 <Bastardly_One> can it stop you typing that long too?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if so please become one this moment
32:00 <Excessive> jus fckn go to moscow and take up their shit, become their leader (I donno how) and u might end up in the cremlin with all the others
32:00 <beehhh> i never been  to australia
33:00 <Excessive> or Kremlin rather
37:00 <beehhh> russia have lot of bangladesh people 
38:00 <crash> beehhh: your social science skills suck
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how is your self confidnece going Serenity
39:00 <beehhh> i have 6 cousins in canada three of them born in there other 2 became citizens and youngest cousin sis went for study at waterloo same time as i came to msia we both doing degree i remember all of them when they were born
39:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they weren't visa cheats
40:00 <beehhh> if that matters for you
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> not  to me
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's your life
40:00 <beehhh> its my life now or never
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you've fucked it due to your crimminal actions
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> against australia
41:00 <beehhh> i got no criminal record no demerit points either
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's 3rd world countries for you for life
41:00 <beehhh> but lots of parking fines and train evading fines
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> was it worth it beehhh or do you regret your improprietries against austalia
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> disrespecting australians
42:00 <beehhh> no regrets
42:00 <beehhh> i'm glad im getting education
43:00 <crash> you will still be 10 years behind anyway
43:00 <British^Meat> beehhh knows that i know
43:00 <crash> that mush inside your head isnt working
43:00 <MadScientist> -mush +vacuum
43:00 <beehhh> well atleast i'd get a decent job in my own country bangladesh
44:00 <crash> lol MadScientist 
44:00 <beehhh> instead of labouring and carrying 5tons on a forklift
44:00 <crash> yeah vacuum is harsh
45:00 <crash> beehhh is just relentless
45:00 <beehhh> must be hot downunder
46:00 <crash> not bad atm
46:00 <crash> 4am 
46:00 <beehhh> you better face the day
46:00 <Excessive> go to school, get a good education, get a job, marry, have children, work to pay ur way through society, retire, spend ur life earnings on medications and finally when u die u don't take anythin with u
48:00 <MadScientist> relentless fuckhead
48:00 <MadScientist> points for persistance
48:00 <British^Meat> -relent +brain
50:00 <MadScientist> good pooint
50:00 <Excessive> kindah unfair with the above statement ye?! ............ as far as life is concerned .............. there's gottah be more to it ............. jus that not many find wat/where they need to be
52:00 <Loud> hi its real early
52:00 <Loud> just got police scanner for my phone cause bored
52:00 <Excessive> u fried?
52:00 <Loud> i happy
53:00 <beehhh> many perished away before me
53:00 <crash> Loud: one of the guys that i work with has nits
53:00 <Excessive> I can kick the top of ur door frame plus an inch :)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what scanner app Chris?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm curious
53:00 <Loud> lol what a dirty person dont he wash crash
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got one is all
53:00 <Loud> um a free one
53:00 <beehhh> just good at breaking things arent you
53:00 <Loud> its 2.99 to upgrade
53:00 <Loud> australian police scanner
53:00 <beehhh> have you ever did something creative
53:00 <Loud> i think
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, hang on
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Scanner Radio Pro
54:00 <Loud> i search for that 
54:00 <beehhh> i dont want to come back you guys will hurt me i see that before you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys aren't old enough to remember CB radio
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's a 27mhz phone app
55:00 <Loud> i am
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of the idiots on there on the CB app
55:00 <Loud> i remmeber cb
55:00 <Bastardly_One> are hilarious
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get it for the android
55:00 <beehhh> even the duchess of cambridges private convo got hacked
55:00 <Bastardly_One> CB something ... easy to find
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Scanner Radio Pro is ok
56:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on where you are because most emergency services in vic have gone digital
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so you hear basics only
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not the good shit
57:00 <beehhh> I dont hate you i just hate myself
59:00 <MadScientist> goodnight asshats
59:00 <beehhh> goodnite daniel
59:00 <Loud> wow a 258 in gippsland
59:00 <druidess> die beehhh
59:00 <Loud> lol
59:00 <Excessive> and Bastardly_One, Bonny thinks I'm in denial? ............ errr she doesn have a religion according to her when in fact she's Greek Orthodox, doesn't believe that one is systematically bein opressed/destroyed by the system cause it makes money for she who cntrols it etc ....... and is quite content of being submitted to fornightly forced medications ............. yeah ......... so I'm in denial
00:00 <MadScientist> im not daniel u fucking retard
00:00 <beehhh> you're a fucking MadScientist
00:00 <MadScientist> for those that actually know me goodnight
00:00 <MadScientist> for those that dont
00:00 <beehhh> A fucking genious
00:00 <MadScientist> go die in a fire
01:00 <Transmatron> MadScientist fuck up cunt
01:00 <Transmatron> watch wat u fucking say, or u will get a knock on yah door by my comanchero mates.
02:00 <beehhh> druidess where are the courteous manners
02:00 <druidess> we have landed on hostile territory
02:00 <druidess> shut up asshol
02:00 <druidess> e
03:00 <beehhh> and you call yourself a nurse
03:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the dicks start acting up
03:00 <druidess> im not a nurse dickhead
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when they know the active ops have gone to bed
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cowards
03:00 <druidess> who me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
03:00 <druidess>  :)
03:00 <Loud> installing scanner911
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron who is Saemon/jkl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and beehhh for two
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but not you druidess
04:00 <beehhh> one muslim bloke lockdown the whole of syd just over 200 dollar fine
04:00 <druidess> oh
04:00 <druidess> hows u tonight b1
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've moved
05:00 <beehhh> this is australia he wanna to meet berry o ferrel with his can of TNT
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
05:00 <druidess> nice:)
05:00 <beehhh> is everyone normal there?
05:00 <Excessive> Barry O'Farrel too
05:00 <druidess> compared to u yes 
05:00 <beehhh> he sound feral to me
06:00 <Excessive> yeah ppl rn't afraid of bein jealous
06:00 <beehhh> fat cabbie couldnt get out of his car
07:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
07:00 <beehhh> riot police were called in whole maquire street called off
07:00 <Transmatron> u callin me a coward huh? 
07:00 <Transmatron> grandpa?
07:00 <Transmatron> i'll whoop your arthritis old ass old man
08:00 <Transmatron> watch yaself.
08:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One one got sacked out of police force for in charge of extorsion and corruption
09:00 <beehhh> he let a shipment of drug enter into the country from cambodia
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't just let it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I organised it
09:00 <Excessive> wash ur mouth out with soap beehhh
09:00 <beehhh> see
10:00 <crash> its groundhog day
10:00 <beehhh> he run mini labs all over the town
10:00 <beehhh> other day one in kew got busted belongs to him
11:00 <crash> beehhh: seasons greetings, may you have a prosperous 2014
12:00 <beehhh> now he is running away shifting places changing adress without notifying centrelink
12:00 <crash> i wish you and your family well
12:00 <beehhh> i dont contact my family only for money
14:00 <beehhh> you can run but you cant hide
16:00 <FatCabbie> ahh ahh ahh ahh Thunder
17:00 <Loud> do you want a screw driver
17:00 <Loud> lol
18:00 <FatCabbie> i just had a kebab now on a hunger strike
19:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
19:00 <Transmatron> oi
19:00 <Transmatron> what did u think of shawn michaels appearance on raw?
20:00 <Transmatron> i think he looks good
20:00 <Transmatron> younger even
20:00 <Transmatron> even his voice sounded more rejuvenated, much like his heel voice during the 97-99 era
21:00 <Transmatron> i think its due to him gaining abit of weight and growing the stubble facial hair
21:00 <Transmatron> in the past few years when he was an active wrestler 
21:00 <FatCabbie> dont call him...he mates with underworld leaders eg gangitano, toby mitchell
21:00 <Transmatron> he looked thing and gaunt and his face lioked long
22:00 <Bastardly_One> never liked him to begin with
22:00 <Excessive> lol funny that ........... u get some ppl that will mouth off at u without knowing u, then come back and cry and say how they're sorry and that they "didn't know" 
22:00 <FatCabbie> hallucinations trips walkthrough the valley between real and fanstasy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I was searching for something on a torrent
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I seriously have forgotten what
24:00 <beehhh> hentai porno?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not this time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no
25:00 <FatCabbieHungerStrikeTNT> i is a muslim and out of my mind
25:00 <Excessive> go n blow urself up, u go to paradise
25:00 <FatCabbieHungerStrikeTNT> inshallah
29:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vveH1VFtUcE
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darren Hayes - So Beautiful (The Time Machine Tour) (Jul 16, 2013) 4:51 - Category: Music - 990 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <BangSmash> I just torched the spiders webs with fly spray and a lighter
31:00 <BangSmash> that woolworths flyspray is a little wet it puts the lighter out
32:00 <BangSmash> I need a more gaseous spray can
32:00 <beehhh> lol your funny
32:00 <BangSmash> I really did that man im not joking
32:00 <BangSmash> I want to burn shit with flame throwers
33:00 <beehhh> poor spider now have to redo it all over
33:00 <BangSmash> nah mang heaps of em
33:00 <BangSmash> spiders webs
33:00 <beehhh> hobbit 
33:00 <BangSmash> not just one poor little spidey
33:00 <BangSmash> I dont mind him
33:00 <BangSmash> he can live
34:00 <BangSmash> huge ganked motherfuckers of spider gangs man
34:00 <BangSmash> I torched the cunts proper
34:00 <beehhh> scarey
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1488326_447299682059799_1535357142_n.jpg
35:00 <BangSmash> prolly cos I went on holidays from work a week early
35:00 <Shads_> oo
35:00 <BangSmash> and didnt leave my house for a week lol
35:00 <BangSmash> they put spider webss over me house bro
36:00 <beehhh> buy mortine from bunnings
36:00 <BangSmash> nah
36:00 <BangSmash> ive got that bro
36:00 <beehhh> alien vs spiders
36:00 <BangSmash> its no fun
36:00 <BangSmash> I wanna burn cunts
36:00 <beehhh> you need to get a kitchen lighter then
36:00 <beehhh> 5bucks from coles
36:00 <BangSmash> ive got better
36:00 <BangSmash> but no gas
36:00 <Shads_> 5
37:00 <beehhh> damn
37:00 <BangSmash> I need some fucking hair spray dude
37:00 <beehhh> matrix reload
37:00 <BangSmash> that shit will light the fuck up
37:00 <beehhh> bodyspray also works
37:00 <BangSmash> nah hair spray old fashioned kind for old bitches
38:00 <BangSmash> it goes BOOM
38:00 <beehhh> grill your chicken drumstick with welding flame
38:00 <BangSmash> no why would I do that?
38:00 <beehhh> how will you eat then
38:00 <BangSmash> I grill my chicken breat in the griller
39:00 <BangSmash> nice grilled chicken
39:00 <beehhh> your a foul mehedis friend
39:00 <BangSmash> don't speak shit fucker
39:00 <BangSmash> you're a fuckin coon
39:00 <Shads_> lol
39:00 <Shads_> hha
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
39:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ is an aids victin
40:00 <Shads_> EAT SHIT MEHIDES
40:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ is a poofter who loves it up the arse lol
41:00 <BangSmash> hahahahahaha
41:00 <beehhh> richard branson and i have one thing in common
41:00 <Shads_> EAT SHT FAG BOY
41:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ is a lebo poofter guy LOL
41:00 <beehhh> he roots a airhostess everyday and i been virgin for under his airline career name
42:00 <BangSmash> hahahahaha
42:00 <Shads_> MEHDIES
42:00 <BangSmash> beehhh you crazy fucker
42:00 <Shads_> FUCK OFF COON
42:00 <Shads_> GAYCUNT
42:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ is a lebo homo lol
42:00 <beehhh> have a laugh before we die
42:00 <Shads_> THATS U YA SLOPEHEAD
42:00 <BangSmash> we die when?
42:00 <beehhh> Shads_ is aussie
43:00 <BangSmash> Shads_  piss weak hahahaha
43:00 <Shads_> ITS GUNNA RIAN SPIDERS AT YOUR PLACE BangSmash
43:00 <Shads_> LOL
43:00 <beehhh> i rather have cockroach than spiders
43:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
43:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ need to be in prison arse rapist
43:00 <BlackDevil> rub my dick Shads_
43:00 <BangSmash> hahahaha
43:00 <Shads_> SUCK ME COCK FAGS
44:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ arse rapist lmao
44:00 <Shads_> U NEED A HEADBUTT
44:00 <BangSmash> already had it did no good
45:00 <Shads_> YOURN A MEHIDES
45:00 <BangSmash> stop rapining arse Shads_
45:00 <Shads_> FULL OF SHIT MEHIDES
45:00 <BangSmash> arse rapist
45:00 <BangSmash> bugger boi
45:00 <Shads_> THATS U
46:00 <BangSmash> yeah pof right
46:00 <Shads_> POOFTER BOY
46:00 <BangSmash> I wish I was a poof ey
46:00 <Shads_> LOL
46:00 <BangSmash> at least id get more chicks than you arse bandit
46:00 <Shads_> U WISH
47:00 <Shads_> MEHIDES
47:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ is a girly boi
47:00 <Shads_> FUCK UR MOTHER WOG
47:00 <BangSmash> whatever tranny Shads_
47:00 <Shads_> BangSmash: 14 GAY TRANS
47:00 <BangSmash> keep kidding yourself love
48:00 <beehhh> mehedis
48:00 <BangSmash> mate ive had 30 more chicks than you will ever get
48:00 <BangSmash> you ugly wog nosed lebo lol
48:00 <beehhh> lol
48:00 <Shads_> MEHEDIS
49:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ will take it up the arse if he gets a 45yo milfs phone number 
49:00 <Shads_> FUK OFF GRONK
50:00 <BangSmash> whatever GRONCK
51:00 <BangSmash> gape your ares Shads_?
52:00 <BangSmash> well so I need more torch
53:00 <Excessive> or rather no
53:00 <Excessive> u've been bad
53:00 <Excessive> now go to my room :P
55:00 <classy_biatchhh> u wish
55:00 <classy_biatchhh> lols
56:00 <Shads_> hi classy_biatchhh
56:00 <classy_biatchhh> hello
57:00 <Shads_> u still wanna go out
58:00 <classy_biatchhh> where???
58:00 <Shads_> together
59:00 <beehhh> hes mehedis friend
01:00 <Shads_> im gunna make a psytrance track
02:00 <Excessive> burp
02:00 <beehhh> your tracks are funky
02:00 <Shads_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-wild
02:00 <Shads_> new 1 bee
03:00 <Excessive> new one with samples from other tracks?
03:00 <Shads_> no never used em
03:00 <Excessive> I heard it yesterday man, I know two tracks out of it
03:00 <BlackDevil> please
04:00 <BlackDevil> Shads__beep
04:00 <BlackDevil> Shads_:beep
04:00 <Shads_> focusrite arrives wedsday
04:00 <Shads_> liquid channel mix
04:00 <beehhh> i dont come back to straya
04:00 <beehhh> you guys arent safe
04:00 <Shads_> product of the year imo
05:00 <beehhh> not even PM awards me with 1million
05:00 <beehhh> bounty over my head
05:00 <Shads_> beehhhs a legend
06:00 <beehhh> legend of the fall
06:00 <Shads_> yes
06:00 <Shads_> lol
06:00 <Shads_> that fuckin mehidis
06:00 <Shads_> Excessive YOUR FULL OF SHIT
08:00 <beehhh> mehidis
09:00 <BlackDevil> poop is full of shit
09:00 <Excessive> errrrr, correction ............ the one u pasted yesterday is wat I was reffering to ....... this is somethin else
10:00 <Excessive> I jus played this jus then, well  ffw-ed through it
13:00 <BangSmash> oh yeah Shads_ is a homo lol
13:00 <BangSmash> no homo bro
13:00 <BangSmash> no homo
16:00 <Shads_> heya santa dude
16:00 <Shads_> put ya tree up man
16:00 <Shads_> YOULL BE COUNTIN YOULL BE COUNTING STAAARZ
16:00 <Shads_> BRB
35:00 <Excessive> I'mnah roll a spliff
41:00 <BlackDevil> time to poop
43:00 <Shads_> lol
43:00 <Shads_> catch it
44:00 <Shads_> give it a ASL
44:00 <Shads_> LOL
26:00 <BangSmash> wtf
26:00 <BangSmash> Shads_ IS STILL HERE WANKING!!!
26:00 <BangSmash> fuckin poofter!
32:00 <Excessive> u're here jus the same so stfu
33:00 <BangSmash> ure here cos your a cunt face
33:00 <BangSmash> so fuck stick you poo mouth
49:00 <Excessive> is Margaret on today? oh wait they have an after hours team
51:00 <Loud> shut up lol
51:00 <Loud> why be mean for
55:00 <Loud> what did i ever do to you Excessive?
56:00 <Excessive> lol ......... gd thing u spoke .......... I thought that was u
56:00 <Excessive> my apologies
58:00 <Loud> i'm talking to woman i really like again so i happy
58:00 <Loud> and they putting me back on tablets
58:00 <Excessive> don't do that again
58:00 <Loud> what?
59:00 <Excessive> women u really like stuff 
59:00 <Loud> i just saying i happy
02:00 <BangSmash> fuck off anus face!
04:00 <Shads_> U WANT A SMASH IN THR FACE CUNTFACE BangSmash
04:00 <Shads_> FUCK OF FAWKS SLUT
04:00 <Shads_> LOL
04:00 <Shads_> ALL ME MATES ARE PRUCERS
05:00 <Shads_> PRODUCERS
05:00 <Shads_> FAWKS HOW WOULD U LIKE A THROBBING COCK SLIDING IN AND OUT OF YOUR SHITHOLE
05:00 <Shads_> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:00 <Shads_> WB
06:00 <Shads_> OH BOY
06:00 <Shads_> BOY OH BOY
06:00 <Shads_> THIS BangSmash CUNT WANTS A PUNCH IN THE JAW
06:00 <Shads_> HES ASIAN ARAB
06:00 <Shads_> TURK
07:00 <Shads_> EATS FLIES
07:00 <Shads_> LOL
23:00 <Shads_> rofl
23:00 <Shads_> Excessive: 14 gay scientist
24:00 <Shads_> shads:27 straight good looking producer/car enthuisist computer master.
25:00 <Shads_> imo
25:00 <Shads_> just made a sick record
26:00 <Excessive> let others decorate ur character Shads_ lawl
27:00 <Shads_> lol dude
27:00 <Shads_> this mp3 goes for 15.30
27:00 <Shads_> 15 minutes
29:00 <Shads_> ITS for christmas!
29:00 <Shads_> uploading now
29:00 <Shads_> has a prodigy sample
29:00 <Shads_> no good
30:00 <Shads_> its trance HOUSE
30:00 <Shads_> semi progressive
30:00 <Shads_> my mate does disco
30:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n lay down ........... I've been awake since lunch time yesterday 
30:00 <Shads_> on the ice 
30:00 <Shads_> huh
30:00 <Excessive> nah
30:00 <Excessive> lol
30:00 <Excessive> jus stoned
31:00 <Shads_> ok mate u take care ill chat later today
31:00 <Excessive> but ye, I'm out
31:00 <Shads_> have a lay down
31:00 <Shads_> cyas!!!
40:00 <Shads_> toasted pork sandwich for brekky
42:00 <Loud> i having coffee with hot chocolate in it
43:00 <Loud> went outside for smoke a beautiful woman walked past and said goodmorning
43:00 <Loud> :)
44:00 <Loud> i should shave more often lol
01:00 <Shads_> hi
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> well this is always fun
10:00 <Ripsta> what is
10:00 <Ripsta> fun?
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> irc life
11:00 <Ripsta> well
11:00 <Ripsta> do it
11:00 <Ripsta> do fun
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am about to leave anyway
12:00 <Ripsta> tell me an something on ur mind
12:00 <Ripsta> -an
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> finish the xmas shopping nice and early
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> before all the fuckheads are out and about
12:00 <BangSmash> the world is a vampire
12:00 <Ripsta> go flow with the fuckheads
12:00 <Ripsta> fuck their heads
13:00 <Ripsta> instead./..
13:00 <Ripsta> why not?
13:00 <BangSmash> poof
13:00 <Ripsta> spoof*
13:00 <Ripsta> no such thing as poof
13:00 <Ripsta> whats that? a sound
13:00 <Ripsta> might as well say
13:00 <Ripsta> pooth
13:00 <Ripsta> like a homo
14:00 <BangSmash> yeah right son
14:00 <Ripsta> time doesnt affect me
14:00 <Ripsta> dont get lost 
14:00 <Ripsta> ok
14:00 <Ripsta> he on the xbone
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah he aint
15:00 <BangSmash> its useless
15:00 <Ripsta> how do you knwo?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have him on xbox live
15:00 <BangSmash> even the fish wont wake him up
15:00 <Ripsta> well
15:00 <BangSmash> kk
15:00 <Ripsta> speak to him thru the xbox
15:00 <Ripsta> in his sleep
15:00 <Ripsta> sublingual thoughts
15:00 <Ripsta> subliminal*
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> sounds kinky
16:00 <BangSmash> I used to set up xbox live for my 13yo son
16:00 <Ripsta> sounds like a test
16:00 <Ripsta> about on and off
16:00 <BangSmash> O.o
16:00 <Ripsta> i got xbox
16:00 <Ripsta> live
16:00 <Ripsta> on a lumia 720
16:00 <BangSmash> why do you pay for such shit
17:00 <Ripsta> i dont
17:00 <Ripsta> actually have xbox live
17:00 <BangSmash> unless you were a little kid?
17:00 <Ripsta> impossible
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a kid
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> only 31
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> still young
17:00 <Ripsta> quarter here
17:00 <BangSmash> y9our old
17:00 <Ripsta> 26
17:00 <BangSmash> im 37
18:00 <Ripsta> 30 will be fun
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> whats sadder? me playing xbox or you on irc?
18:00 <BangSmash> no it wont
18:00 <Ripsta> neither
18:00 <BangSmash> you are just kidding yourself
18:00 <Ripsta> both are necessary functions
18:00 <BangSmash> lying to yourself
18:00 <Ripsta> 4 more years to keep trying
18:00 <BangSmash> im 37.6 actually
18:00 <Ripsta> 30 ill stop trying
19:00 <BangSmash> ive done all the shit you wont to do
19:00 <BangSmash> that you shouldnt do
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> like sit behind a computer and act tough
20:00 <BangSmash> yep that
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> and pretend you have done everything
20:00 <Ripsta> verbs?
20:00 <Ripsta> act?
20:00 <Ripsta> pretend?
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb daughter is awake
20:00 <Ripsta> contradictory
20:00 <BangSmash> son you couldnt hurt me if you shot me dead
20:00 <Ripsta> words there
21:00 <BangSmash> there is nothing you could do to me that could hurt me
21:00 <Ripsta> i will hurt you without me using any energy
21:00 <Ripsta> its up to you if i hurt you
21:00 <Ripsta> it only hurts when you are hurt
21:00 <BangSmash> no its not you silly little brainless fuckwit
22:00 <Ripsta> ok im generally speaking
22:00 <BangSmash> CUNT LEFT EY
22:00 <BangSmash> couldnt habdle it
23:00 <BangSmash> 31 and a virgin is a hard thing to deal with
24:00 <Ripsta> twitched
24:00 <Ripsta> the closed button
24:00 <Ripsta> or pressed the on/off button
24:00 <Ripsta> or dc'd and left the app oppen
25:00 <Ripsta> Quiting means
25:00 <Ripsta> COMPUTER OFF
25:00 <Ripsta> not quite...
25:00 <Ripsta> actually
25:00 <Ripsta> let the jury decide
25:00 <Ripsta> me n u bangsmash the plaintiff
25:00 <Ripsta> defendants witness quit
26:00 <Ripsta> who wants to defend?
26:00 <Ripsta> no1
26:00 <Ripsta> kk
26:00 <Ripsta> BangSmash got battlefield 4?
26:00 <Ripsta> video game
27:00 <Ripsta> best value goin round 
27:00 <Ripsta> bang for buck
27:00 <Ripsta> 10-33 stand by
29:00 <Ripsta> redirecting to ao over
30:00 <BangSmash> Ripsta why are you a wanker?
31:00 <BangSmash> Ripsta likes group sex with his mum
32:00 <Ripsta> cos im high 
33:00 <Ripsta> on meth
33:00 <Ripsta> up for 3 days
33:00 <Ripsta> and got more meth
33:00 <Ripsta> none stop
33:00 <Ripsta> till im 30
33:00 <Ripsta> lolol
34:00 <Ripsta> till im dead
34:00 <Ripsta> ok
34:00 <Ripsta> here for a good time
34:00 <Ripsta> not here for a long time
35:00 <Ripsta> why do you ask time measured questions?
35:00 <Ripsta> like a simple q
35:00 <Ripsta> wow i just did it
36:00 <Ripsta> dont take hard drugs
36:00 <Ripsta> i do
37:00 <Ripsta> off duty
37:00 <Ripsta> either on or off
37:00 <Ripsta> ON OR OFF
37:00 <Ripsta> OK
37:00 <Ripsta> over
38:00 <Ripsta> ...
38:00 <Ripsta> why do ppl put up with my rubbish
38:00 <Ripsta> i turned it on yous now
39:00 <Ripsta> babow
39:00 <Ripsta> ILL BANGSMASH YA
39:00 <Ripsta> N BOLT
39:00 <Ripsta> SMASH N BOLT
40:00 <Ripsta> 840
40:00 <Ripsta> goto work or hit the drugs mate
40:00 <Ripsta> its 9am for fucks sake
40:00 <Ripsta> get on 
40:00 <Ripsta> or get offf it mate
41:00 <Ripsta> wtf ppl doin these days
41:00 <Ripsta> is being safe
41:00 <Ripsta> pez kunts
41:00 <Ripsta> associate with the associations
41:00 <Ripsta> get goin 
42:00 <Ripsta> public chan
42:00 <Ripsta> but australia is strange
42:00 <Ripsta> its an exception
42:00 <Ripsta> no it aint
42:00 <Ripsta> quite the opposite
42:00 <Ripsta> exceptional?
42:00 <Ripsta> nah
43:00 <Ripsta> have a yarn
43:00 <Ripsta> get me off 
43:00 <Ripsta> ban me
43:00 <Ripsta> ffs
43:00 <Ripsta> always push my buttons
43:00 <Ripsta> just switch it off mate
43:00 <Ripsta> >o)
03:00 <Shads_> .
03:00 <Shads_> hey
08:00 <Shads_> just bought Dont Stop The Party
08:00 <Shads_> 2cd
08:00 <Shads_> rox
08:00 <Shads_> cuppa brb
19:00 <AngrymanXL> USA USA USA!!
24:00 <Shads_> USA ALL THE WAY!
59:00 <shadsam> `seen shads
59:00 <prowl> shadsam, shAds ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 18 hours 57 minutes ago (19.12. 14:01) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 27 minutes there.
59:00 <Shadz_> morning ya all
59:00 <Shadz_> `seen bastardly_one
59:00 <prowl> Shadz_, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 hours 33 minutes ago (21.12. 05:26) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 16 hours 49 minutes there.
59:00 <Shadz_> LOL
00:00 <Shadz_> CUNT GOT OWNED
00:00 <Shadz_> HAHAHAHAHAHA
00:00 <Shadz_> BBS
03:00 <Pieter> I AM GOD LIKEE !!!
04:00 <Pieter> Yes
04:00 <Pieter> Owned
23:00 <beehhh> this is what I come about at the end
23:00 <beehhh> you wont allow me to enter and I wont bring myself back either
24:00 <beehhh> things used to be lot different
48:00 <beehhh> http://vendomestore.com/images/products/detail/068.4.JPG
19:00 <Loof> getting a new logitech g700s mouse today :) 
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> damn it!!!
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who is IAmSpeed??
21:00 <Loof> some penishole superglue injecter
24:00 <Loof> die beehhh
24:00 <Loof> pos
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i found my pet geko
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lil dude was in the sink ahaha
25:00 <Loof> don't let beehhh near it, he'll only molest it
25:00 <beehhh> my hostel is full of them
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye im just takin care of it till it's tail has grown back fully
25:00 <Loof> then eat it
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> back in his lil enclosure now!
25:00 <beehhh> i dont kill gecko
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol naw hes so cool he sits on ma head
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 gecko
26:00 <beehhh> i like when they look in your eyes upside down n then do a runner
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha he was upside down on my hand just swingin
26:00 <Loof> might start playing WoW again
26:00 <beehhh> got thousands here
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> his hind legs on ma palm
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> was lolarious
26:00 <Loof> hehe cute
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow doesnt look as bad as i thouoght ay
27:00 <beehhh> geckos are similar to mankind
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> awatched my mate play it here on his pc 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> u reckon beehhh?
27:00 <beehhh> yup
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P hehe
27:00 <Loof> i didn't like the last expansion, the asian environment, characters and music weren't quite right
27:00 <beehhh> so they look at us with wonders
28:00 <Loof> but theres a new one coming out
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think so too
28:00 <Loof> so i'll start playing again
28:00 <beehhh> got two baby gecko in my room reminds me of MistressOfMayhem
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're a fucking idiot
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate when games fuck up like fuedel japan
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shiz
28:00 <beehhh> little girl
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> was hoping assassins creed wouldnt go to asia n fuck it up
28:00 <Loof> onimishu looked and felt 100% authentic
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> little?! haha!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol beehhh
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> word loof onimusha rules
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad its not aval to dl on console
29:00 <Loof> yeah i know
29:00 <Loof> if only
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima dl doom 2 for pc
29:00 <Loof> nice
29:00 <Loof> classic
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz ya can look up n shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> redone
29:00 <Loof> sweet
30:00 <Loof> with mouse controls?
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> look is just over there like
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> onimusha was ps2 tho wasnt it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah mouse
30:00 <Loof> nice
30:00 <beehhh> hmmm babydoll
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> a gecko themselves
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretty sure
30:00 <Loof> yeah onimusah was ps2
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> dayum
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so want a ps2 again, get that n onimusha 2, n devil may cry 1 n 3
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt like 2
30:00 <beehhh> brb getting more sencha tea
30:00 <Loof> went through 3 ps2's
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 for me lol
31:00 <Loof> damn lazer alignment
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> one blew up other just died
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i guess the early gens are kind've experiments lol
31:00 <Loof> yeah
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> like prototypes before we get the good shit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> might play somethin now hmm
33:00 <beehhh> sharona watch this
33:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0uG8Cf6_9c
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Need for Speed Rivals Gameplay Walkthrough - Part 1 [Introduction/Prologue] (Xbox 360/PS3/PC) (Nov 16, 2013) 11:18 - Category: Gaming - 193,470 views - 860 likes (92.6%), 69 dislikes (7.4%)
34:00 <beehhh> i might have some coconut icecream with cashew nut
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> k fkn
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> kick my butt lick my nut suck my fuck finger a duck
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> IN YO FASE! XD
50:00 <Loof> might see how well WoW runs on this 5 year old laptop
50:00 <Loof> then have a coffee
50:00 <Loof> a smoke
50:00 <Loof> 2 bongs
50:00 <Loof> then get to coding
51:00 <beehhh> going to do shopping
51:00 <Loof> i tell you, having an itchy buttcheek is almost worth the pleasure of scratching said buttcheek
52:00 <Loof> you better run fennec_fox
52:00 <Rak> give swtor a shot instead
52:00 <Rak> instead of wow
52:00 <Loof> nah don't like star wars
54:00 <beehhh> Loof is a dirty pig
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> J
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> canadian chick is movin in today ;)
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> xmas shopping all done
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> word what u buy
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ME
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> shit for the nieces and nephews
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> buy me mrdanger so i can ravage his bum
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i found my pet gecko
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> was in the sink
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> sneaky fuck
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is playing with the water
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i still do that in the shower
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> splash water around
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i've heard about a recent miley nipple video
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck me there are some idiots here
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ITS FUN BRO
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol she has a big water play thing
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> anone have a link
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> love dholdin my son in the shower
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> he'd laugh
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> n clap the water
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah miley washes the shower for me
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nice
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> kristin said on fone then dw about cleaning ill do it
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> i feel like a beer
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima have some wine
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
56:00 <beehhh> http://cutelypoisoned.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/dirty-pigs1.jpg
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets get pissed n have some sex bro
57:00 <beehhh> loof above
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> u down to film it?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got my tactical cam we can hide it upload us bangin some broad
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> upload us raping beehhh
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes hot
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> getting xbox one in 2 weeks
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> YES!
57:00 <beehhh> i'd eat MistressOfMayhem
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> got my mate to get ac4 he loves it
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> and ac4 just for u
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> YAY!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
57:00 <beehhh> she look yummy
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> iuno who she is beehhh
58:00 <beehhh> she from bordertown
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> if shes hot i wana hear her booty clap on the floor of my kitchen
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> tried to find a cheap tablet so i can watch movies at work
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> but all like $400
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playin ghosts
59:00 <beehhh> behave
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
59:00 <beehhh> beehive
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was watchin expendables 2 on my fone other day when i locked myself out
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 broadband
59:00 <beehhh> sharona is my bf
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah well now i have to convert movies onto my iphone
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ....
59:00 <beehhh> (*girl friend
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> oooh
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> $time
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i felt bad bro sayin to this chick i gotta go do christmas shit with mum next week, but she said shes workin so im all phew
00:00 <beehhh> oooh
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont want her sittin around alone
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i mean its time for beer
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was a playmate ey
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2006
00:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem are you in melb yet?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ay that fucken dog biker that started shit with me
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dogged me in n i got barred for 3 months
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> been and gone
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> dog act
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> back there in March
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> they were nice about it tho
01:00 <beehhh> cool hope you visit chapel street jam factory for fun
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cant wait for u to have xbox one man
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> we r gonna own cunts bad
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin bf4?
01:00 <beehhh> If I come back i'll show ya round
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am gonnah get bf4
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck ye
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im recon
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob not ghost though
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> atm tho have to wait to get relaod while scoping
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sucks if i dont get a headshot
02:00 <beehhh> back to bed
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
02:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem come with me
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont snip
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i only really have ghosts for my clan
02:00 <beehhh> in my bed?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're owning on it
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
02:00 <beehhh> i'd hug u as my pillow
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> checked our fb page n chick posted our stats vs enemies
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> u got target finder
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> n we're 80 somethin
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> percent
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate that
03:00 <beehhh> later\zt
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> bet u do cheatin cunt
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> gets in the way
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol i use it
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> go to aim at some cunt n another one runs by n it moves to that cunt instead
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can change the settings
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i could in bop2
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need to mow lawns
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> downloading 80gigs of movies for miley
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> disney collection
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how kinect is so intergrated
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> only use the controller to play games
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> everythin else voice commands or hand movement
05:00 <British^Meat> like fifa?
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking lag
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> n kinect auto works with bf4 so u use voice commands n cunts hear u without a mic
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol that will suck at home
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> with fifa what i meant is that you can set your own commands to tell your team the plays
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> i use headset cause otherwise i yell too much
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
06:00 <British^Meat> uh huh, im sure u did
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta buy a new one for xbox one bro
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gettin the Polk audio 4shot headset
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i only got a cheap one atm anyway
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> 216 bucks, better than the turtle beach
07:00 <Doodle> WHAT
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> n they worked with xbox to get it right
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh sweet
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will have to get one
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> first time anyones worked with them directly to make a headset
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the audio bar too
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol i asked about trade in on old xbox
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> $100
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima get that some point over a new stereo
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> \for a 320gig
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> mines 250 gig
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i woulda thouoght xbox one would be more than 500gig
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might sell my old xbox privately
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> $300
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> im keepin 360
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> with 22 games
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> traded all the games i didnt want
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> so got 17 games now
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> traded ps3 n all games n accessories
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i dont have room for both
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i still have oldschool xbox
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i am going to keep that
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> but sell 360
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fkn my mate changed the sensitivity from insane 20 to fkn 8
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
09:00 <British^Meat> fkn 
09:00 <Doodle> i know right
10:00 <British^Meat> indeed
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur just a bundle of fun British^Meat
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop being such a poof
10:00 <British^Meat> Or else what?
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> tough guy :P
10:00 <Doodle> pow pow powww
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> whatever bumboy :P
10:00 <British^Meat> hah
10:00 <Doodle> then pew pew pewww
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> which one?
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> do you talk so much shit to help you weigh less PandasDontDrive?
11:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh today?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
11:00 <Doodle> man if it worked like that i'd be 15kg
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> how much do you weigh?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> i dunno
11:00 <British^Meat> i dont weigh myself
11:00 <Doodle> my job is talking shit
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did a big poo before so i weigh less
11:00 <Doodle> so i'd be dead
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL omfgbbqhax
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> it was a power crap
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking struggled to get it out
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> all ino is im sunburnt as n toned
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha fkn hate that hurts
13:00 <Doodle> it was 36 here yesterday
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck utorrent is shit
13:00 <Doodle> i have the heater on now
13:00 <Doodle> :/
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking checking my torrent
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> 5% checked
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> just fucking resume downloading
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta do that ffs
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> its checking the 40gig i have already downloaded
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> taking fucking ages
14:00 <Doodle> this conversation is making my testicles shrink
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am getting hard
14:00 <Doodle> :o
14:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dlin the internship
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta get basterdz n stuff
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have internship
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> u will love it when they go to the strippers
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoite
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> im wonderin what mum wants to see on xmas eve cause gold class has american hustle but palace nova has 2 foreign films we both wana see
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> n u can get drinks there n shit neway n my fav uk themed pub is right next to it!
18:00 <Doodle> the dog & handgun
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might have to eat some food
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> beer is tasting like shit
19:00 <doctor> Wait till 4pm friend
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doodle
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah fuck that
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> YE OLD SCHLONG
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <Doodle> enough of the old thanks
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking gottah work tomorrow
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> and mon and tues
19:00 <Doodle> i'm at work rn
19:00 <Doodle> technically
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> and then get xmas day off
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> back to work boxing day
20:00 <doctor> Sounds unpleasent
20:00 <Doodle> i'm working xmas day
20:00 <Doodle> pay is gonna be awes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> when my son was born my boss said u can stay n get extra pay or go
20:00 <Sevi> I don't have to work for the next 2 wks :D *dances about happily*
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i go'd
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol go'd
21:00 <Doodle> i like working xmas its what i'm used to
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> if the money is right
21:00 <Doodle> i make the most money working all the shifts nobody else wants
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill sell my ass
21:00 <Sevi> for the past 3 yrs I haven't worked over xmas or new years
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> doggy tho i dont wana see their face.
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> we will be quiet at work til the end of jan
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> builders will be back at end of jan
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats smirt Doodle
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got one smirt fat head
21:00 <Sevi> for the 17 working years prior I worked through xmas and new years
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> put it in me
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> spooge me some smartness
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
22:00 <Doodle> its good cos its quiet at work and you're getting paid like double time and a half and shit
22:00 <Doodle> so why not
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno whether to go back to work nxt yr or study
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i get triple time for boxing day and new years day
22:00 <Doodle> awes
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause there's one course at tafe n all these w.e.a. courses id like to do like kayaking n sea kayaking n rock climbing n walking n shit
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> camping
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> n rowing
23:00 <Doodle> thats not studying
23:00 <Doodle> thats a holiday
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah tafe is study n do that shit aswell
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz they are cheap lil courses
23:00 <Doodle> i like em cheap
23:00 <Doodle> cheap n nasty
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive only taken spanish there
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> was dope
23:00 <Doodle> SI HABLA ESPANOL
23:00 <Doodle> SENOR
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> real spanish not latin america spanish lol
23:00 <Doodle> nobody will speak spanish with me
23:00 <Doodle> even the cat hates it
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i pref french
24:00 <Doodle> exactemant mon generale
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to learn italian cause mum speaks italian and spanish and french
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> but she loves italian and since she came back like 8 weeks ago she cant wait till we go dublin thru to italy so we can go to her great great grandfathers village
26:00 <Doodle> italian is easy if you know french
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm yea shes always saying things to me in italian n i dont understand!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <Doodle> does she call you a putana
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know cafe correto, correct coffee, uno like irish coffee
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> no lol
27:00 <Doodle> kekekekeke
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just always say abiento when she leaves
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she says some fkn shit i dont get
27:00 <Doodle> a river derchy
27:00 <Doodle> chow
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt the first one like um
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> see you tomorrow
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ciao
28:00 <Doodle> iunno i speak it indiscriminately
28:00 <Doodle> as in a speak it but it makes no sense
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ALEX IS A DICKHEAD
28:00 <Doodle> like a foreigner
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrugs
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i learnt french as a kid
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
29:00 <Doodle> same
29:00 <Doodle> and german and italian
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> should prob go wea n brush up
29:00 <Doodle> enough to get by
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause mums french is shite now
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool ye 
29:00 <Doodle> if i end up dropped behind enemy lines
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother speaks german
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i speak english
29:00 <Doodle> DONDO ES HOMOSEXUALE MDICALE?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> but then again my belgian cousins speak english, german, farse, french
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <Doodle> +e
30:00 <Doodle> yeah well he'd have to
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol my fone goes ding n i go was that ur fone, he says nah urs
30:00 <Doodle> they got their country trampled over by just about every other european nation
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go probably some gay thing, check it and its a txt bout a bday party for a gay friend
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the money!
31:00 <Doodle> faaabulous
31:00 <British^Meat> ugh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor belgians
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> drinking at 13, life is hard
31:00 <Doodle> its their fault for naming a place waterloo
31:00 <Doodle> i mean srsly
31:00 <Doodle> have a fight on that shit
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn france n germanys stupid wars
32:00 <Doodle> well
32:00 <Doodle> they dont really have sensible wars do they
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> one year france has germany the next germany has france
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
32:00 <Doodle> why dont they just all fuck and get it over with
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck laptop is running out
34:00 <Doodle> catch ittttttttttttttt
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> have to go put on charge soon
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah its too fast for me
34:00 <Doodle> fucker
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i got a chill mat it doesnt crash
35:00 <British^Meat> wheres your new pc?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mates
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> was no room in the car to bring his n mine
35:00 <British^Meat> lol ok
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> other mate said he would build me one for 550
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> must be a small car
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> specific for gamin
35:00 <British^Meat> uh huh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer his gfs car is 2 door
36:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt fit a pc in my car
36:00 <British^Meat> im sure we'll see u pc gaming next yr
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can put my computer on my bike
36:00 <Doodle> not in boxes
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> have done a few times
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nise
36:00 <Doodle> speaking of in boxes
36:00 <Doodle> hai Mew
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi mew
36:00 <British^Meat> my car is a 2 door and it fits 2 mountain bikes in it :/
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> British^Meat idontfkn care when i get it
36:00 <Mew> hi Doodle
36:00 <Mew> hi bbqman
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its mine i own it fk sake get over it
36:00 <Doodle> i can fit 2 sets of golf clubs in mine according to the handbook
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop bringing dumb shit up with me dude
37:00 <Doodle> but i'm not a golfist
37:00 <British^Meat> yer, well we'll see 
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can fit my whole fist up PandasDontDrive's ass
37:00 <Doodle> D:
37:00 <Mew> goal fist
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew u watch too much chaturbate
38:00 <Mew> whats chaturbate
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> u need to hit the goal before people start fisting
38:00 <Bellatrix> YAY - the last of the Christmas shopping is DONE :DDD
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i finished mine today
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> had to buy monsters inc shit
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 j 
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> and monster high stuff
39:00 <Bellatrix> another $150 spent :/
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> and peppa shit
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill try get her on cam later
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol u were lucky
39:00 <Mew> j3
39:00 <Bellatrix> as in peppa pig omfgbbqhax??
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, i spent $1500 this morning in half an hour
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
39:00 <Bellatrix> fuck
39:00 <Bellatrix> I dont have that much money to spend!
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> and only $500 was on my daughter
39:00 <Bellatrix> I have probably spent about $600 though
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3 is johninja
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i know
40:00 <Mew> i dont like to check how much ive spent lol
40:00 <Mew> its better not knowing
40:00 <Bellatrix> Mew, good call
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> is she hot j?
40:00 <Bellatrix> next step, pay off credit card 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha yeh bro
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont have credit cards
40:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive *hugs*
40:00 <British^Meat> r u filming your fri3ends with your COD cam PandasDontDrive?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> j ill cam tonite 
41:00 <British^Meat> U think thats wise?
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, J said we can hook up
41:00 <Mew> j3 cam
41:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, ummm....
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> j nah i has miley
41:00 <British^Meat> u give our there deets on here, then u gonna film them?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta go pick her up already shes all packed
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> she aint into that
41:00 <Mew> the power of 3 guys with names starting with j
41:00 <British^Meat> Youre one weird bloke
41:00 <Mew> together
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh k
41:00 <Mew> on one cam
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
41:00 <Bellatrix> j??
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol British^Meat shush fag
41:00 <British^Meat> y would u even do that?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's j
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> im j
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> im j
41:00 <Bellatrix> ummm
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im j
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> im j
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi j
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi j
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup j
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> not alot j
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> man u so damn hot j
42:00 <gremlinz> im j
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im goin for a smoke j
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i know j
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> j
42:00 <gremlinz> no im j
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> trying to get miley to use potty brb
42:00 <Mew> im goin for a j
42:00 <gremlinz> im havin a j
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> need to teach daughter how to get me more beer on demand
43:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, that encourages alcoholism :P
43:00 <Bellatrix> apparently
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> my dad never made me do it and look at me
44:00 <Bellatrix> and yet you do the same to your daughter...
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have over 300 longnecks of beer 
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> no i never got my dad beer
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i drink heaps
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> so the tv lies once again
45:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm...
45:00 <Bellatrix> not sure i should be reading this
45:00 <Bellatrix> its disturbing to hear you say you drink heaps yet have a child
45:00 <Bellatrix> :/
46:00 <Mew> just turn off text to speech
46:00 <British^Meat> mmmmmmmmmm
46:00 <British^Meat> yes yes
46:00 <Bellatrix> hear = read
46:00 <British^Meat> not a fan of the drink am i
47:00 <British^Meat> said the meat
49:00 <Mew> im a fan of the social drinking
49:00 <Mew> but not the drink at home on a regular night type
50:00 <simba> drinking is boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm i think its almost nap time
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish i could nap
51:00 <Bellatrix> naps are the best!
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> someone want to come babysit?
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> then i can napo
51:00 <Bellatrix> nope, i live with a child myself... thankfully his mother is looking after him.
51:00 <Bellatrix> but he is napping now anyway
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have my daughter every weekend so its a blessing
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wont see her for the next few weeks because of school holidays
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is staying with her mum
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i get her for xmas lunch
53:00 <Bellatrix> umm why wont you see her for the next few weeks if you have her every weekend?
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> her mum lives 3 hours away
53:00 <Bellatrix> oh
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> and she wants her and her son for the school holdays
53:00 <Bellatrix> for the whole six weeks?
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am working anway
53:00 <Bellatrix> fair enough
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i have 2 weeks off at the end of jan
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> back
54:00 <Bellatrix> so you have a son too? or different dad?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i have her for those 2 weeks
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah not my son
54:00 <Bellatrix> :D
54:00 <Bellatrix> ah okay
54:00 <Bellatrix> mmm
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah its complicated
54:00 <Bellatrix> *keeps her opinions to herself*
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> bella bambini
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
54:00 <Bellatrix> seems that way
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> KEEP YOUR ONIONS TO YOURSELF.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> winning!
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, i try that sometimes to but it never works
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> hence why i am single
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> P
55:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, some times its best to choose your battles... some just aint worth it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heard Bellatrix can do the dishes with her feet!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i battle rap with j
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're famous
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
55:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, alas i am too... so perhaps i need to be more agressive? :P
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> fap fap fap
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> our stage name Double J and the Wack Basterdz
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, i can be agressive if u want me to
55:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, you heard wrong, im talented but not THAT talented
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer agressive women reow
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
55:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> he he he
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i knew a french chick that could pick up a wine glass with her feet
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> one foot
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant pull chicks
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> too ugl
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> y
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif
56:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm i think id rather someone who is assertive rather than agressive :D
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i come with baggage
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur cool bro
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was fkn baldy day yesterday man at the pub
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i live with my parents
56:00 <Bellatrix> eeeeeeeeeeeep
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> at one pub at the um bottle shop
56:00 <Bellatrix> now that is a turn off!!!
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> mum keeps asking me why she hasn't heard me having sex yet
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> at the strippers
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> BALDY DAY!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> was amazing
57:00 <Bellatrix> ahaha omfgbbqhax
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
57:00 <Bellatrix> how old are you omfgbbqhax?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> 31
57:00 <Bellatrix> crap
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro mum heard me rooting a chick when i lived at hers
57:00 <Bellatrix> you need to move out man
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, i have been living out of home since i was 16
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> TIGER BLOOD
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> me 18
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> u win cunt
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> just back here to buy my own place
57:00 <Bellatrix> ah ok
57:00 <Bellatrix> still...
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> im comin tas to rub ur fkn head
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill bring Bellatrix
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, if u had the money i have in your account you would move back home 2
58:00 <Bellatrix> to Tas?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n lets take over tas
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah!
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> easy to take over tas man
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets put a flag in on cradle mountain
58:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, umm wha
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> we'll walk into parliament house there bro
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> pull our double j dicks out
58:00 <Bellatrix> nah ... been to tas enough, i dont need to go back
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, i have lived with my parz for a few months and i have alot of money saved
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ON THE FLOOR, ARSES UP!
59:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, im sure you do.... 
59:00 <Bellatrix> i would be worried if you didnt
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> trying to buy a house without any loans
59:00 <Bellatrix> however, i could never return home
59:00 <slower> you sved it by not paying your way?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> im bored shitless when im at mums thas y wii n ps4 is there
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j i am going back building next month
59:00 <Bellatrix> slower, haha
59:00 <slower> *saved
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah got a full time job
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> better pay
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> got my mate over atm, hes happy hes got a fkn week off for xmas, so much fkn labor
00:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm...
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to do 30 apartments he said
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> my mate just got a contract for 25 houses
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> n argued with his boss then his boss gave him a paid week off
00:00 <Bellatrix> you have friends over yet you're on irc... go be social
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have my daughter here but she is playing with the water
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i am right next to her
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're talkin about charlie sheen atm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes gotta go pick up my friend coz shes moving in lol
01:00 <Bellatrix> thought you preferred to live alone?
02:00 <BMW> he says a lotta things.....
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> its only a couple weeks shes looking for a place in semaphore where this guy lives
02:00 <Bellatrix> im sure
02:00 <slower> so many contradictions
02:00 <Bellatrix> ah
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna go down there n go swimming but its fucking raining man
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> j spit at the sun for me
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> its sunny here
02:00 <slower> people dont knowif they are arta or mather
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am shirtless
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK YOU
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a tank top on
03:00 <Bellatrix> its overcast here
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am tannin the man boobs
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana twist my nipples bro
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill twist urs j
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd man im full on tanned lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but not my chest
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u hairy bro?
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i reckon Bellatrix is sexy because the way she types
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i trim my chest ay
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i think she's exquis sexi
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
04:00 <slower> with her fingers?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> her sexy typing
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> P
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
04:00 <Bellatrix> I think you are all stoopid
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> but stoopid with great taste
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls throw me some peanuts
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> dumbo
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah j i aint hairy
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPPY EARS BRO
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> its all falling out
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky fuck
05:00 <Bellatrix> ahh... i think you are mistaken
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im euro im hairy if i dont get waxed ot trim
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am euro 2
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> euro trash
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> both parz are dutch
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i got duel passports
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn oath
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> dutch
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i have euro pp
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz wales
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> would suck if it was england
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> aahahaha fk england
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha i work with a pom
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> going to his house soon for beers
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf This Is England '90 is out soon
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i love pom chicks
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> my boys mum is a scouser
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah his missus is hot and has hot friends
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes a CUNT
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> n her mums an even bigger cunt
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but her dads a nice lil pussy i get along with him
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> but io told her not to set me up because i am not a nice guy
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> u should kiss him bro so u cant taste her poossheh
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am not the guy to call afterwards
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> or send flowers
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey Fiona 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love romance bro
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah no time for that
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> just hot sex
08:00 <Bellatrix> anyways, have a great day
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> when im engaged next its goin to be a 4 yr engagement i fkn swear it
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats it
08:00 <Bellatrix> ciao
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> seeya bella
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> enjoy your nap
08:00 <Bellatrix> ???
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i have to go aswell
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to j
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye thas cool j gotta go pick kristin up
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> seeya tomoz
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it 3 ppl, car fulla shit, im stayin here
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley gets picked up tomorrow
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> k peace bro
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont let miley beat u up again j
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i will be on xbox
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ABUSE
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> bai
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i miss him
17:00 <Loof> nice WoW works @ 60 fps on the lowest settings on this piece of shit
18:00 <Loof> getting a new gaming mouse for my loungeroom beast
18:00 <Loof> $100 logitech
20:00 <Loof> any chicks wanna wank my cock through a stinky sock?
20:00 <Loof> it'll be glorious
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> glad ur on bro
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hug me 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> im lonely for man lurve
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
20:00 <Loof> (((HUGS)))
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 HUGZ BROLOVE YO
21:00 <Loof> ^5
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> back
21:00 <Loof> wb bb
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is going to sleep\
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> so no bbq now
21:00 <Loof> scotch?
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah beer
22:00 <Loof> cool
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> im drinking red
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> no drinkin tonite!
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> red red wine
22:00 <Loof> stay close to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
22:00 <Q{> coz he hates himself probably
22:00 <simba> yea
22:00 <Q{> coz he hates himself probably
22:00 <simba> yea
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> meh i am only having a few
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> worek tomorrow
23:00 <Loof> yeah sa.. oh wait
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha red red wine
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> red rum red rum
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> REDRUM
23:00 <CrankIT> coz i can
23:00 <CrankIT> the 1st of january is always a bitch
23:00 <CrankIT> coz i can
23:00 <CrankIT> the 1st of january is always a bitch
24:00 <Loof> noooooooooooooooooo protect my ballssssssssssss
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> watching matilda
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
24:00 <Loof> is it good?
24:00 <Loof> i need more kids movies
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> loof
24:00 <CrankIT> everyone is hung over
24:00 <CrankIT> well most
24:00 <CrankIT> :)
24:00 <CrankIT> everyone is hung over
24:00 <CrankIT> well most
24:00 <CrankIT> :)
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am downloading 80 gig of disney atm
25:00 <Loof> holy fuck
25:00 <Loof> nice
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> keep miley happy
25:00 <Loof> all one torrent?
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> we watched little mermaid this morning
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah has the whole disney collection
25:00 <Loof> pb?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo bro mate left to pick up kristin
25:00 <Atari> hi boys and girls
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this is gonna be a good 2 weeks mang
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi if ur gon b on xbox ill get her on bro she games
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> david cassidy - when im the rock n roll star <3
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5657801
27:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, what quality are they ?
27:00 <Atari> 480p ?
27:00 <Loof> cool thanks man that should keep him happy for ages
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> well some movies are frome 1937
28:00 <Atari> dude
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Xbox one or 360?
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> so wouldn't be good quality
28:00 <Atari> they redigitised them
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> MistressOfMayhem, both
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ah
28:00 <Atari> i got them on bluray
28:00 <Loof> atari count them and divide it from 86gb
29:00 <Atari> 86 gb ?
29:00 <Loof> the total of all the movies
29:00 <Atari> i would say less then 480p definately
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> who cares
29:00 <Loof> damn
29:00 <Atari> how many movies >
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> a kid doesn't
29:00 <Loof> atari http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5657801 count them
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> a 2yo dont care if its shit quality
29:00 <Q{> where area all the handsome lads?!
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> here q
30:00 <Atari> nealry 100 movies
30:00 <Q{> :o i thought u were a chick omfgbbqhax 
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh i am
30:00 <Loof> 800 mb roughly each
30:00 <Atari> that is less then 480p a movie
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i am both
30:00 <Atari> shit quality man
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, its for kids
30:00 <Atari> not worth the download
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> who cares
30:00 <Q{> oh we have another tranny here
30:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, you can get good quality for like 5 bux a video
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> my daughter isn't going to say "hey dad these movies aint bdrip"
31:00 <Atari> fuck, you can borrow a dvd from the shop and rip it
31:00 <Atari> cost you like 1 bucj
31:00 <Atari> buck
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> why when its free
31:00 <Loof> yeah my son won't likely care, our tv is only like 34" anyway
31:00 <Atari> shit quality
31:00 <Atari> get better quality from a dved
31:00 <Atari> dvd
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> my dauighter dont care about quality
32:00 <Atari> how do you know that ?
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is 2
32:00 <Atari> whatever
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
32:00 <Atari> cheap cunt
32:00 <gremlinz> ur a fucking dick Atari
32:00 <gremlinz> just sayin
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> how am i cheap by getting movies for my daughter to watch?
32:00 <Atari> least i got a dick
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :)
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I want a dick :(
32:00 <Atari> too many dicks
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> MistressOfMayhem, u may borrow mine but i might need it back one day
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pfft
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> but atm i have no use for it
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I wanna own one
33:00 <norti> roflmao
33:00 <norti> lolol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can have it then
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i never see me using it
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i hate girls
33:00 <norti> MistressOfMayhem without a slave ?
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ??
33:00 <Atari> 91 seeders, probably all peers
33:00 <Atari> your a tard
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am at 98%
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> and still downloading
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you mean without the asshole attached?
34:00 <norti> rofl
35:00 <Loof> one day 4k downloads will be the norm
35:00 <Loof> but for now most ppl cant afford 4k tvs
35:00 <Atari> i am only getting 2 meg a second, shit slow
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: oh ur awake now
36:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of :P
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yea house clean!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> smells like a nuns cunt
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking lazy
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> all fresh
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> n bloody amazing
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup Bastardly_One bro
36:00 <Loof> come clean my house bro
36:00 <Loof> bring a gasmask
36:00 <Loof> and gloves
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not much ... same shit different day
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Santa will bring me a life
37:00 <Atari> ETA, 5 mins
37:00 <Atari> too slow
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, do u want to complain about anything else?
37:00 <Atari> i downloaded 200 gig in 2 mins
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif not be happy with 80gig in 5 mins
37:00 <Atari> that is crap
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> well aren't you cool
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn i shouoldnt have cleaned
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> she said on fone dw ill do it
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> j now u cant see her bend over and clean
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn im hot as fk right now ffs
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: u don't deserve it
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u get coal
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> vaccum air fkn
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> MistressOfMayhem r u hot bro?
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I just lost my mars bar slice
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> to a 1 yr old -.-
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you lose it?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont give in
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucker
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet MistressOfMayhem is a hot guy
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> mind u i lost my meat pie to a 2yo
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> id date him
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> and now i am hungry
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he stole it Bastardly_One 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ghosts rules!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> one shot kills
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> && I'm a good lookin bloke PandasDontDrive 
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck i might buy a one tomorrow
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> pics j
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill get her to find some
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> and set up cam
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont even have her on fb
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> we can web cam shit skype ye?
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont have fb anymore
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was skypin her mates back hom in canada
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah can after tonight bro
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
43:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye she be here 2 weeks j
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes nice ull like her ey
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can marry her and give her citizenship
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has aus citizenship lol
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wants to go back to modelling
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> whoooo?
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i can giver her ummmmmmmmmmmm me
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta convince her to let u see this vid of her on the run way
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> few yrs ago
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ...'
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> made me chub hard lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn campers
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this game
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 time lol
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cod gets to me bro
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather bf4 like last nite
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> no yesterday arvo, was pwning
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Recon bro
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> load up a DMR iron sights = win
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i have good games when in a good group
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> most people camp
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is asleep now bro
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> might play bf4
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> finished the wine lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> tipped rest down sink fkn 3 dollar shit
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yer almost spewed then bro
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> got this little skull vodka
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> savin it but coz my mates mrs likes vodka i just want the skull bottle haha
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i cant wait jan 15th get my sleeve finished ffs
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is SHIT
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol give me money to get mine finished
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> my back tatt
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> been unfinished since i was 18
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> 31 now man
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go best place in SA
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad the best tattooist that did my brothers work left for melb set up a private oriental joint for famous n rich ppl
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine's messy rock'n'roll style
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> mines just shit
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> need some touch up but she does that free
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> 11needles for the shading on this rose needs touchin up
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> only been a yr
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> so gotta pull the forearm n bicep shit together
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> n leave the shoulder for later nxt yer when i figure out what i want on the two banners of this sick messy art record player
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> then its get my Cymru tat n im done
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u talk a lot
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhhhhhhhhhhh
00:00 <Mew> loool
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up we're talkin
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb mew
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb ellie
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> gitfucked
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :)
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> stalkin much today babe?
00:00 <Mew> thx bbq :)
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P jk
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew were u goin behind my back and saying bullshit 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who u callin babe?
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> smoko
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause i was told today someone was telling someone i said we are hookin up
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> n thats the kinda shit u do Mew
01:00 <Mew> you are completely cooked lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's drunk already
01:00 <Bastardly_One> on cheap wine
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> just wondering
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or at least buzzing
02:00 <Mew> oh great
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it was u
02:00 <Mew> fun times ahead haha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude dont have a go at me Bastardly_One
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> legit asking if it was her..
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me..
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok bro sorry
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
02:00 <Mew> it'll just be another crazy delusion you've created in your head pandas
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <Mew> write it off with the rest of your lies 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> chick told me someone said shit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> its ok, it wasnt u, im glad
03:00 <Mew> you sound like chris right now
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> now u can fuck off with ur bipolar shit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> was just asking u dumb cunt
03:00 <Mew> i didnt say anything about bipolar
03:00 <Mew> calm your farm
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> my ex has bipolar
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking shit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> irc dramaaaaa
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew doesnt even know what bipolar is j
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she calls me bipolar bear
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn idiot
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> she thought a weather thingo was a compas!
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> she prob has a fat ass j
04:00 <Mew> moooove onnnnn
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is a fat ugly chick
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> no hope
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> but she prob loves anal
04:00 <Mew> i do enjoy a bit of anal
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> dating a dude that she says wipes floor grease onto his fries at hj's
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> every fucking day
05:00 <Mew> that much is true
05:00 <Bastardly_One> first time you see Mew
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn junkies mate
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's this shit
05:00 <Mew> he luvs meee
05:00 <Mew> lol
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like junkies
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> they give head for crack
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> crack is cheap
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi mew
05:00 <Mew> no
05:00 <Mew> no thx
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> what'll it take for anal?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a ho
05:00 <Mew> dont talk to me lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> dating n x junkie
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> is ur kid retarded?
05:00 <Mew> pls move on thx
05:00 <Mew> pls move on
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok soz go back to boot camp lose weight
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> sux2b u
06:00 <Mew> thx
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> harsh
06:00 <Mew> you cant let it go can you lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> can always stalk my next jobsite i dont work at
06:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> im done
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> trollin u is shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you are obsessesed
06:00 <Mew> sweeeeeeeet
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *obsessed
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wth is with ur spelling today ol' dusty?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> im obsessed?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish people trolled me
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew stalked my old work
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Enzos
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> me too omfgbbqhax 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> in adel when she was here
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> me too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... I'm not havin' a good day so far
07:00 <Mew> -__________-
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> went out of her way to go there
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> see if i was there
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> n hadnt been for months
07:00 <norti> rofl
07:00 <Mew> you said you were done
07:00 <Mew> omg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not obssed mate, ur chattin to a nutter
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> can change that dusty.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> not talkin to u mew
07:00 <Mew> <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <Mew> <PandasDontDrive> im done
07:00 <Mew> 3hrs later
07:00 <Mew> still goin
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> tellin Bastardly_One how it is
07:00 <Mew> how it is brav
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> don't think he asked?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> J acts worse than I do when hurt
08:00 <Mew> LOL
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and it takes me a fuck of a long time to get over something
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> j
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got an x playmate movin in today
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck my balls
08:00 <Mew> i mustve really pissed him off 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo j supp bro
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I want proof on that
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> stalking my old work is fucking crazy behavior ellie mac
09:00 <Bastardly_One> notice me her full name
09:00 <Mew> you wont get it
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i work at mitre10
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> cominng all the way to adelaide
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> in tas
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can google her
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> stalk me
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> n taking time out to stalk me
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> crazy bitch
09:00 <Mew> i didnt stalk your old work lol its a restaurant
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I want her full name so I can google her
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> our mitre10 shut down
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :(
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
09:00 <Mew> people go there to eat
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> MistressOfMayhem, i get everything at cost
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I can get her a place in Melbourne
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> P
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> u went out of ur way drivin hundreds of ks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> on my Penis
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> to go to my old work
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you. spoilt shit.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> what else do ya call it?
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> now, what's her name
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur nutters man
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> MistressOfMayhem, its better because i am a builder by trade so i charge customers heaps and save money
10:00 <Mew> you're the perfect mix of cooked and dum
10:00 <Mew> b
10:00 <Mew> its amusing
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah I get my stuff at cost too
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL im cooked?
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm no tradie
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pirate is cooked
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur iq's lower than a mouse
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> u steal?
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> im cooked LOL
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u stalked me yo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hello
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> n u dont get how insane that is
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi Bastardly_One 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> obsessive
10:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't we over this yet?
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
10:00 <Mew> you think you're really smart but you're actually pretty stupid
10:00 <Mew> truth hurts :(
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u bring all this shit up all the time Mew
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> now ur trying to turn the table
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> u go out of ur way to bait me to get info on my life almost every day Mew
11:00 <Mew> ....
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 165 iq, whats urs?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> least i have a life man
11:00 <Mew> not believing that for a second LOL
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> admit to stalking me 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> BULLSHIT
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had an IQ like that
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> going out of ur way admit to it dont dance around it
11:00 <Mew> you have a friend over today and you've been on here talking shit for hours
11:00 <Mew> thats not a life lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd act differently
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes not here
12:00 <Mew> does your friend just sit there
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes picking up someone
12:00 <Mew> and listen to you type
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd actually think differently
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah we were watchin charlie sheen on youtube b4
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> how interested are u in my life
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> see how i dont ask about urs cause idc?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> every "genius" I've met fits a certain mould
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i care
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol j
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino u care bout me bro
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this chick is a LIE
12:00 <Mew> hahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One u dont even know Mew
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't even notice me her full name to google
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know Mew
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had the unfortunate experience to see her twice irl
13:00 <Bastardly_One> under another name from another channel
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> no u dont 
13:00 <Mew> ive talked to b1 for years
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer  not irl
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> so stfu Bastardly_One
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> stay out of it ey
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn knight in shining armour
13:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
13:00 <Mew> you just flood this channel with shit
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has a fkn junkie b4 ur not gonna fuck her bro
13:00 <Mew> all day
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna knwo the name of the canadian chick
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I no believe you
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc if u do
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> j can know <3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur acting like a toy right now bro
14:00 <Bastardly_One> see you'd prove it if it was true
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk Mew off and ill talk
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you're that kind of guy
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> prove what?
14:00 <Mew> exactly :)
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck dude
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats to prove?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know what this ex playmate looks like
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fat chick on K.I. some dude i just started chatting to..
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> j this is why i dont let irc peeps into my life
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so you could give me a name to google
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no shit j
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima put them on ignore
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> just chat u bro
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> done
15:00 <Mew> LOL ex playmate
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't put me on ignore
15:00 <Mew> better make it an extravagant lie
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it can't be done
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna have a bacco pipe j
15:00 <Mew> ew
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> they should b back soon
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew i am gonnah skype with her tomoz night so i will tell u if he is full of shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he means a pipe ... not a bong
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes he is having a pipe
16:00 <Mew> sweet
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> old school
16:00 <Mew> omfgbbqhax make sure you take a screenshot
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi bro u gotta game with us tomoz
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's into smoking a tobacco pipe at the moment for some reason
16:00 <Mew> or i will not believe lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate wont b here but ye she will
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn 360 it up!
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will record this shit
16:00 <Mew> lots of screenshots pls
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i will 360 laterz
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb pipe
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> bop2"?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah bro
16:00 <Mew> and she better look like an ex playmate
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn zombies!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD XD brb
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hax
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> yo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I'm ignore you can answer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how old is J?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> He looks 18/19
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> younger than me
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> and has more hair
17:00 <Mew> hes bald
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am bald to
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> what of it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am too
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, blade cut
18:00 <Bastardly_One> when I'm not lazy
18:00 <Mew> how does he have more hair than you LOL
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called getting old
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew i dont have any hair due to being old
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> falling out
18:00 <Mew> yeah hes been balding for years
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb need to pee
18:00 <Mew> thats why he shaves it
18:00 <Mew> he was balding when i was 15
18:00 <Mew> that was 8 years ago
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> if i had fb i would show u
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i deleted it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew this poor guy years ago who was bald at 23
20:00 <Mew> yeah ive got a friend like that
20:00 <Mew> he just wears hats and beanies all the time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid question hax
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but are you hairy?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you are
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss my long hair
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
21:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's Father Christmas if found in a gutter yeah?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1524875_10201691269736221_389497970_n.jpg
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok back
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> they on their way
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta fkn go to seaford
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ages away
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> like houor drive from here ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and guess what?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've all the members of the Suicide Girls flying in
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn havin a cider man
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk that red made me feel ill
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> k unignoring Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One>  
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> what chu doin today Bastardly_One
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> rainin here mang its ace
25:00 <Bastardly_One> waiting on the entire Suicide Girls troupe to fly in and come to my house
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and raining huh?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> means I'm gonna get it tomorrow or Mon
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> awesome rain
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> suicide girls troupe hey?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the entire roster
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sposed go down fkn semaphore mates place n go swimming but weather fucked that up
26:00 <sharky> not a cloud in the sky in bris... anditshot
26:00 <Bastardly_One> all flying in to stay at my house
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> suicide girls that site?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> all of them ... at once
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nice
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> share?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna make a vid too
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> be there in a couple hours
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> u havin a laugh?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 women, Zero Penis
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> could go another tattoo
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good reason to go up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> would I take the piss out of you Pandas?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> would *I* do something like that?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P:P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's as believable as the canadian ex playmate
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't even notice me her full name to google search
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit dude
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> y would i do that
29:00 <Bastardly_One> did one before
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know u
29:00 <Bastardly_One> don't need to
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i trust j
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes my j
29:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows me
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they call me in times of need
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> we just started chatting bro
29:00 <Bastardly_One> "God"
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean if she doesnt mind me posting a pic cool
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shes a good friend im not gonna dog that dude
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> only stayin 2 weeks whilst she looks for a place in semaphore
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hold up
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she's a playmate?
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> meaning. bunny?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly an ex one
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well.
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I call fucking bullshit
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> coz. if she's a fucking playmate or even an ex one
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> her pics have been around
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> like she would give a fuck if it was posted in a chat room
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's like the SG I kind of talk to in Canberra
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Charolette
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would
32:00 <fawks> lol
32:00 <fawks> here here 
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if the pages in the mag are already sticky many times over
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeez
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> make a thing out of it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just whack her titteh pics up when inclined
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> write a fucking sonnet ffs
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as she's made a living out of it
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> coz u got called out?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not gonna care
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're full of it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's right
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ever u say
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgbbqhax bro when u gonna b on 360?
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> your logic sucks
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> logic?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> later tonight man
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> sory was on phone to ex
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you understand the principle of using the word
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good bro
33:00 <fawks> my eyelids 
33:00 <fawks> re
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> poof fox
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you sir
34:00 <fawks> stuck together 
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> are a fuckwit
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :)
34:00 <fawks> I am not!
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> YER SHE IS NOT
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> U CUNT!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey babeh, if you jingle my bells I'll give you a white christmas
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> so pushy.
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *tries a Christmas pickup line on forks*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was that good forks?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you swooning yet?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking rude midget
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she's always ignoring me
35:00 <fawks> Fuck off with the midget shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> say please
35:00 <fawks> you're like 5'3 you're not v tall for a bloke mate 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> use your manners
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... 5 foot 3
36:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough I guess
36:00 <fawks> midget grandpa
36:00 <Bastardly_One> papa smurf
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOOO took down a fort
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> love these ship battles son!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> foooooorkz
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
36:00 <Bastardly_One> get smurfed!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, is there a grumpy smurf?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've forgotten
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a smurf gun!
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got a smurf
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta put more stuff in for ma gecko
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this kid the other day with the biggest stick insect I have ever ever seen
41:00 <Bastardly_One> was about 20 - 30 cm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> cool as fuck
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hey druidess :)
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> hai druidess
41:00 <druidess> hey :)
42:00 <druidess> hi
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh i get a reply
42:00 <Mew> i love stick insects
42:00 <Mew> we get them on our balcony all the time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty funky ... not the kind of area we get them ... I'd say he got this from a pet shop
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but it was seriously HUGE
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the checkout chick took a pic on her phone and all
43:00 <Bastardly_One> we were all tripping over it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna get a pet rat or something for company
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the new housemate would go nuts I reckon
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and wish I knew if he was asleep or out
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to tell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna play some music loud
45:00 <Mew> get some bangin headphones
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've stuck some on
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bangin' though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just alright
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of like listening to my housemate mutter to himself
46:00 <Bastardly_One> because some of it is interesting and the stuff you know you hide from people
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I was pumped to move
47:00 <Bastardly_One> now after a couple of things I wonder what I've got into
47:00 <Bastardly_One> should always follow my gut ... it's never been wrong it seems
47:00 <Mew> yeah share housing is pretty hit and miss
47:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out he's a fucking morph addict
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew in the interview there was something ... but I never picked that
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be switched on early in his day
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about getting a loan to deck the kitchen and stuff out right?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and get on top of a few debts I have ... so I can then get into a routine
49:00 <Mew> my friend had been travelling around aus for about a year and yesterday she was telling me about this jewish israeli house she was living in for about 3 weeks somewhere on the east coast
49:00 <Mew> they were opening all her mail and throwing it out
49:00 <Bastardly_One> within 5 mins he hits me for a loan off the lown
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like Melbourne full on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Isrealis in Melbourne can be real cunts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> in Melbourne I reckon it's the Russians Vs the Isrealis in parts of inner melb
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they've both got their own little "mafia"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't need to have to worry about things ... I am sick of having to look out for shit
52:00 <Maurice> My housemates can be real assholes
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> same
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well, who knows ... I could be assuming and he's actually good with bills and shit
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> my mum and dad are assholes
53:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately I can't kick my kids out just yet
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd kick the poof hipster out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as he can get a job
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would kick my daughter out but she is asleep and looks soo cute
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for his choice in clothes alone Maurice
54:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with his clothing choice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've an issue about skinny jeans
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> because u cant fit in them?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I can fit into them
55:00 <Maurice> Mind you, he's sitting here in boxer shorts, Beckham tshirt and an Assassins Creed hat
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only 58kg
55:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, the current disney stuff from 2000 to 2012 in that download are all 360p well done
55:00 <Atari> all shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
55:00 <Maurice> Ive got about 100kgs on you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> why advertise what little you have?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> in skinny jeans I mean :P
56:00 <Shadowgate> Bastardly_One did a face :p lol it was cheeky and clever lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Jesus
56:00 <Bastardly_One> where's Chris gone?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, there he is ... he's quiet
57:00 <Mew> hahah 
57:00 <Mew> good 1
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i look good without pants
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> but better with them on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's true ... I think you're better advertising with baggier pants
58:00 <Bastardly_One> as they bunch up at the crotch :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but in skinny jeans you aint hiding or lying about nothing are ya? :P
58:00 <Maurice> To be fair, his jeans aren't really skinny jeans, they're just coloured jeans
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've no arse
58:00 <sharky> how do you poo?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I open my mouth
59:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it obvious?
59:00 <sharky> haha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk a LOT of shit
59:00 <Sevi> its true he does :D
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Sevi <3
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
00:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, try this mate http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5959502/Disney_s_A_Christmas_Carol_(2010)_1080p_MKV_AC3_DTS_NLSubs-DMT
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm of the opinion you shouldn't log onto a chat venue just to idle
00:00 <Atari> at least you can burn that on dvd
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that version isn't that good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen both versions ... the orignal is better
01:00 <Atari> it is 1080
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm assuming it's the remake right?
02:00 <Atari> yeah
02:00 <Atari> remake
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, read what I just said
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer the original
02:00 <Atari> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8794892/Sleeping.Beauty.1959.720p.BluRay.x264-REVEiLLE_[Disney]_PublicHD
02:00 <Atari> that's original
02:00 <Atari> 720p is excellent
02:00 <Atari> anything below is crap
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces got this dvd set off the net
03:00 <Bastardly_One> looks chinese
03:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like about 60 disney movies
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna miss that about the brother in law ... he loves his disney
04:00 <Atari> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8850939/Pinocchio.1940.720p.BluRay.x264-ESiR_[Disney]_[PublicHD]
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to make the effort to get what I want instead
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Disney wise
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I should download some movies and television
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed though
05:00 <Atari> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7932478/Disney_s__Peter_Pan_1953_1080p_BDRip_H264_AAC_-_KiNGDOM
05:00 <Atari> and that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> someone whois me
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and show me what my address comes back as to you will ya?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
06:00 <Atari> i have already filled 4, 3 terabyte hard drives, with movies, all 1080p, and have to buy another 3 terabyte soom :(
06:00 <Atari> sigh
07:00 <Atari> how the hell i am going to put them in genres, is gonna drive me nuts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunts ... how hard is it to /whois Bastardly_One and post the first line to me?
07:00 <Atari> over 5000 movies
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for who did it for me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
08:00 <Bastardly_One> would be embarrassing to be dodo.com.au
08:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One here found it http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6472417/Walt.Disney.Animations.Pack.1080p.BluRay.x264
09:00 <Atari> that is a pack
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
09:00 <Bastardly_One> brb first ... I really really need a pee
10:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, that is good enough
10:00 <Atari> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6472417/Walt.Disney.Animations.Pack.1080p.BluRay.x264
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> but not all the movies
10:00 <Atari> it aint all
10:00 <Atari> but how much can you download mate ?
10:00 <Atari> cap
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont care about quality
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> its for my 2yo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that's ok
10:00 <Atari> dude, to burn it on dvd ffs
10:00 <Atari> for future
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the titles are good
10:00 <Atari> she will get old
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> why would i burn to dvd?
11:00 <Atari> older
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> when i have hdd's
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll grab that for the nieces and burn them for Christmas for them
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> and when she is older she can buy her own movies
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll appreciate that
11:00 <Atari> sigh...
11:00 <Atari> whatever
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and they only have a shitty telly
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know because it was MINE
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and a shitty rather touchy dvd player
12:00 <Atari> i bought fucking police academy on dvd, the whole series for 30 bucks on dvd, from jb hifi
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but they'll love that ... their pack is way older
12:00 <Atari> all shit quality
12:00 <Atari> i got a police strobe light with it but
12:00 <Atari> looks real
12:00 <Atari> real size
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Tangled was cool
12:00 <Atari> nice to put on dashboard
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like Disney
12:00 <Atari> when you want to overtake on freeway
13:00 <Bastardly_One> such a girly movie
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have a little girl hax
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Tangled
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> j bro
13:00 <Sevi> I liked Tangled
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got modelling pics but on paper ill get wait pm
14:00 <Atari> someone ought to make a torrent for a pack of horror movies
14:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that list has The Nightmare Before Christmas on it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Jack Skellington is awesome
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's my dude
14:00 <Atari> cool stuff
14:00 <Atari> thought you would like it
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Merry Christmas #melbourne
15:00 <Atari> i will seed at 50mbps
15:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... you don't know The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Corpses Bride?
15:00 <Atari> watched it all
15:00 <Atari> like...
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Tim Burton is such a good film maker
15:00 <Atari> hi Nikky`
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> xmas is a pagan thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
15:00 <Nikky`> Hi Atari
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Nikky` <3
16:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
16:00 <Nikky`> WiLd_TuRkeY <3
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas is a Christian thing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> we call it Yule
16:00 <Atari> WiLd_TuRkeY, so is ebenezzer scrooge
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and it goes from the 19th - 24th
16:00 <Atari> you scrooge
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Witch
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ...
16:00 <Atari> get into the christmas spirit
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> scroooooooge
16:00 <Atari> buy kids toys
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer ill buy kids 100 gift vouchers to my business
17:00 <Nikky`> My xmas shopping is done, it was madness :/
17:00 <Atari> other religion kids will be jealous of christian kids, it is sad
17:00 <Skrotus> why?
17:00 <Nikky`> Tho, I had my hair done first 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas is just another celebration being stolen and changed on us Pagans
17:00 <Atari> i think they should stop xmas shit in schools
17:00 <Skrotus> all can embrace this celebration of consumerism
17:00 <Atari> it makes other kids sad and jealous
17:00 <Atari> cos they dont get gifts during xmas
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats the odds of another terror attack on xmas
18:00 <Atari> 1005
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the underwear bomber for instance back 200*&
18:00 <Atari> 100%
18:00 <Atari> they do it all the time 
18:00 <Atari> during xmas
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
18:00 <Atari> in the middle east
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not this year
18:00 <Atari> they love it
18:00 <Atari> fucking psychos
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i was a terrorist id suicide bomb new yearts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the US did too many false flags this year
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we won't see anything over Xmas I don't think
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe a natural diaster
19:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, US is now always on high alert at shops at the citys of the US
19:00 <Nikky`> I be ready for a nanna nap soon
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and the terrorism is half fake ... and half internally created by their own Gov
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Boston bombing
20:00 <Atari> maybe
20:00 <Bastardly_One> crisis actors
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can give evidence
20:00 <Atari> peter griffin bombed boston
20:00 <Bastardly_One> LAX shooting
20:00 <Bastardly_One> guy interviewed was interviewed at 9/11
20:00 <Atari> who cares
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
20:00 <Atari> 911 is bullshit
21:00 <Loof> god cares
21:00 <Atari> maybe Loof, but nobody else does
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares they start wars over lies fabricated to such an extent they fake newcasts, etc?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
21:00 <Skrotus> lol false flags
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how about the rest of the world they inflict their madness on
21:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, assuptions and accusations based on no real evidence
22:00 <Atari> theorys
22:00 <Atari> conspiracy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
22:00 <Atari> all bullshit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> go google the Boston bombing
22:00 <Atari> i already did
22:00 <Bastardly_One> enough proof in pics alone
22:00 <Loof> jews did it all
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> google Pressure Cooker
22:00 <Atari> terrorism is always linked to governments in one way or another, for countrys to profit
23:00 <Atari> dont you think that afghanistan profited from war ?
23:00 <Loof> so i can have my ivory cockscratcher?
23:00 <Atari> in a decade, you will see iraq being like boston
23:00 <Loof> got my new g700s :D
23:00 <Atari> and iran or afghanistan in a decade will be like NY
24:00 <Atari> middle east is changing cos of the US
24:00 <Loof> ikr arab rap
24:00 <Atari> they all profit from the wars mate
24:00 <Atari> america needs terrorists from other countrys to profit for their own
25:00 <Atari> that is the way it has always been
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs shut up
25:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, i am a boring fuck
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the ME is becoming the US
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no
25:00 <Atari> because i been in army
25:00 <Atari> and i have seen war
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you just don't have any idea what you're talking about
25:00 <Atari> i am 47
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 44
25:00 <Atari> you have not done army
26:00 <Atari> you have not seen war
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and my thing is geo politics
26:00 <Atari> countries profit from each other during a war
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have friends in the ME
26:00 <Atari> they take resources
26:00 <Atari> you are a fucking idiot
26:00 <Atari> get a life
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually in Syria, Turkey and Lebanon
26:00 <Atari> bbl
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and they do NOT want to be the US
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the rich gulf states even are under Sharia Law
26:00 <Atari> americans will buy from middle east always
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the US just ignores that for money and oil
27:00 <Atari> get a life
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no idea
27:00 <Bastardly_One> go read some news
27:00 <Atari> i have enough to know, to have been there
27:00 <Atari> enough said
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate ignorance
27:00 <Atari> news is lies and propaganda and brainwashing (CIVILIANS)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that thinks it's fact
28:00 <Atari> civilians like you
28:00 <Atari> i am not a civilian
28:00 <Skrotus> you're a loony
28:00 <Atari> army calls you a civilian
28:00 <Atari> government calls you a civilian
28:00 <Atari> you don't know inside information
28:00 <Atari> so get a life
28:00 <Atari> you think media will tell the truth
29:00 <Atari> countries profit from each other
29:00 <simba> big brother is watching 
29:00 <Atari> governments send to kill to profit
29:00 <Loof> everything you read on the internet is wrong, listen to abbott and murdoch, they're good blokes
29:00 <Atari> simba, definately
29:00 <Atari> and it is giving me a hard on
29:00 <Atari> to these stuopid fucks
29:00 <Skrotus> civilian just means non combatant
29:00 <Atari> loof, join the army
29:00 <Skrotus> the government is made up of civilians
29:00 <Atari> simba, sup levendi ?
30:00 <Atari> the government trains you to no longer have the mind of a civilian
30:00 <Atari> and be programmed to their system
30:00 <Atari> same as police
30:00 <Atari> get a fucking job
31:00 <Loof> police women go off tap in bed, often liking being peed/pood on
31:00 <Atari> i know why fucks join forces like me, for a ego trip, authority
31:00 <Atari> stupid fucks
31:00 <simba> somehow my mirc reset and the scripts and stuff in perform and everything was lost :WTF:
31:00 <Atari> delusional
31:00 <Atari> looney
32:00 <MrMark>  we all pissed yet?
32:00 <Atari> hoping to get drunk tonight :)
32:00 <Atari> maybe not :P
32:00 <Atari> depends on mood
32:00 <simba> getting blazed as FUCK
33:00 <Atari> simba, what you like drinking man ?
33:00 <Atari> weed and spirits are a evil mix
33:00 <Loof> might start brewing
33:00 <Atari> i got blazed on that shit once
33:00 <simba> nothing really i drink scotch if i want to drink, or baileys.... baileys is the Guilty Pleasure
33:00 <Atari> thats why i stopped smoking pot
33:00 <simba> smoke weed drink water
34:00 <Atari> baileys is nice
34:00 <Atari> i like a cocksucker cowboy
34:00 <simba> you can sip baileys on the rocks forever
34:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Baileys
34:00 <Atari> baileys and whiskey mix
34:00 <Atari> tops
34:00 <simba> instead of drinking 10 bottles of beer to feel something.. how much better is it just sipping your way there with something that tastes nice
35:00 <Atari> simba, try this, baileys, scotch, and coffee with milk
35:00 <MrMark> yah
35:00 <simba> ok ive always wanted to try irish cofe
35:00 <Sevi> I prefer tequila :)
35:00 <Sevi> and my awesome tequila cocktail :)
35:00 <Atari> irish drinks are my fav
35:00 <Atari> wb Bastardly_One
35:00 <simba> with jamesons?
36:00 <Atari> jameison is the best
36:00 <Atari> yeah
36:00 <simba> Bastardly_Eight
36:00 <Atari> any good english scotch will do man
36:00 <Atari> english
36:00 <Atari> not bourbon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmmm
36:00 <Atari> fuck bourbon
36:00 <Atari> gives me the hives
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the second time today the modem has turned itself off
36:00 <Atari> dialup ?
36:00 <Loof> it's the government
37:00 <Loof> :P
37:00 <Nikky`> its probably your new roomie
37:00 <Atari> i been leeching this fucking movie now for 3 hours
37:00 <Atari> Jobs
37:00 <Atari> with ashton kutcher
37:00 <simba> pronounced "Yobs"
38:00 <MrMark> what a fucktard
38:00 <Atari> apparently it is spose to be good
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I just discovered a new catagory of porn, sleep porn
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> seems ok too
38:00 <Atari> wank while you sleep ?
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yeah you use the sleeping chicks hand
39:00 <Atari> ewww
39:00 <Atari> dude
39:00 <PeterSarsgaard> could just as easily be dead chick porn
39:00 <Atari> wtf
39:00 <Atari> thats like necrophilia in a way
39:00 <Atari> she is half dead
39:00 <PeterSarsgaard> or drunkchick at a party porn
40:00 <Atari> `ignore PeterSarsgaard
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> passed out chick porn. I think that's what it's really, but to be politically correct call it sleeping chick porn
40:00 <Atari> that is disgusting man
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> amen
41:00 <Sevi> PeterSarsgaard, have you not heard of sleep sex? or sexsomnia?
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> not until you just said it
41:00 <simba> sounds like some new age BS
42:00 <Sevi> its not bs
42:00 <simba> by bs i mean straight up crap
42:00 <simba> not that i dont think its real
43:00 <simba> i think ill be the first to say the porn has gone too far and the sex obsession is not too healthy for us!!!!!!
44:00 <Sevi> so you think its crap that you could possibly have a partner that has sexsomnia, they'll be fast asleep, touching you working you up, you touch them while they're sleeping and they're just as responsive as when they're awake and you are being intimate
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> when you sleep your brain paralises your body
44:00 <frayedknot> i even heard some people are far better at it when they're asleep
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> otherwise you sleep walk
44:00 <frayedknot> only for some parts of the sleep cycle
45:00 <Sevi> I don't sleep walk
45:00 <simba> i wish my partner had "sexsomnia"
45:00 <Skrotus> you should
45:00 <Skrotus> it's great
45:00 <Sevi> simba, I have sexsomnia
46:00 <simba> Sweet.
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> when i take stilnox i sleep walk. i once put all the shampoo and bathroom products in the fridge in my sleep
46:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i must have thought the shampoo was going off
46:00 <simba> does this kinda stuff happen when you mix drugs
47:00 <Sevi> I don't take drugs
47:00 <simba> any perscription drugs or sleeping pills etc
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> simba's life is a misery without drdugs
47:00 <Sevi> well other than my diaformin, but I've had sexsomnia long before i started taking diaformin
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> one day he'll start singing. 'and the drugs don't work anymore'
48:00 <Skrotus> maybe you should take some
48:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and cry himself into a deep depression
48:00 <Sevi> why should I take some?
48:00 <simba> see how it addles you\
48:00 <Skrotus> might help with the sexsomnia?
48:00 <simba> might be for the better
48:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
48:00 <Sevi> sleep sex doesn't happen every night
48:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
49:00 <MrMark> more scotch!!!
49:00 <simba> couleurs is up all night to get lucky.. with the russian army chior
49:00 <Skrotus> I'd rather it didn't happen any night if it were me
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> simba anthom - http://youtu.be/bR8XH3R95xE?t=1m11s
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work (Oct 22, 2008) 5:05 - Category: Music - 3,414,964 views - 9,063 likes (98.2%), 166 dislikes (1.8%)
49:00 <simba> the verve are GAy!!!!!!
49:00 <couleurs> u damn rite
49:00 <couleurs> i went to a shopping
49:00 <couleurs> it was HELL
50:00 <simba> teh mall was packed
50:00 <Skrotus> did you buy anything nice?
50:00 <Nikky`> getting a park was the hardest part
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey nikky
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> hun
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
50:00 <couleurs> yea i bought some new jeans cos i needed new jeans and i got some new shoes 2 
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Nikky` were you feeling beautiful today
50:00 <couleurs> n u?
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky is always beautiful
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> she radiates beautifulness
50:00 <Nikky`> Yes coz I got my hair done 
50:00 <couleurs> Hot
51:00 <Nikky`> naww <3
51:00 <Skrotus> I haven't been out so I didn't buy anything
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb miley is waking up
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how much did your hair cost?
51:00 <Nikky`> $120
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that's not bad
51:00 <couleurs> r u kidden me Skrotus 
51:00 <Skrotus> per hair?
51:00 <Nikky`> yeah its good as she does it from home now
51:00 <couleurs> woww my haircut costs $25 max!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Nikky`> it was cut n colour
52:00 <Loof> what color?
52:00 <simba> green
52:00 <Skrotus> a place opened up around the corner that says they will wash cut and style men's hair for $12
52:00 <couleurs> blue
52:00 <Skrotus> it sounds a bit suss to me
52:00 <Nikky`> blonde
52:00 <Loof> hot
52:00 <couleurs> $12 for a dodgy job mate
52:00 <Loof> you just lowered your iq by 20
52:00 <Loof> :P
52:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> up ahead is pandora
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> you grew up hearing about it
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i never figured id fuck her
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there's a place near me for $20 you get a topless chick cut your hair and you get a can of beer
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol there's a stripper named Pandora up the road aha
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> might be $25
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> but sounds ok
53:00 <Skrotus> guess it depends on the beer
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> depends on the tits
53:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like tits against your head while you're getting a cut
53:00 <Loof> her boobs sag on ur head while she cuts ur hair, but it's all good cause beer
55:00 <Sevi> oh god, the amounts of times I've been tempted to bite the girls that wash your hair at the salon
55:00 <Skrotus> :/
56:00 <Sevi> I always have to close my eyes tight and regulate my breathing
56:00 <couleurs> u guys r weird.........
56:00 <Sevi> couleurs, i'm female
57:00 <Skrotus> or so she says
57:00 <couleurs> Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <couleurs> true
57:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, I'm female
57:00 <couleurs> Pics
57:00 <Skrotus> what? I used the right pronoun
58:00 <Loof> wb b1
58:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
58:00 <simba> <Sevi> oh god, the amounts of times I've been tempted to bite the girls that wash your hair at the salon <Sevi> I always have to close my eyes tight and regulate my breathing - whoa.... so youre a psycho
58:00 <couleurs> :~)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> pewp
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> poo
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wee
59:00 <Sevi> no, I'm not a psycho, I like women as much as I like men
59:00 <Sevi> and I'm a biter
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> a stalion bites the back of the mare while fucking her
59:00 <MadScientist> thats def psychotic
59:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's natural
59:00 <simba> no its psycho
59:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if biting is psycho
59:00 <MadScientist> its fucking mad psycho
59:00 <simba> in that circumstance yes
00:00 <MadScientist> biting is ok
00:00 <Sevi> no psycho would be if I actually bit that person while they were washing my hair
00:00 <MadScientist> if youre intimate with them
00:00 <PeterSarsgaard> chicks love to bite and scratch. it a base instinct for a chick.  
00:00 <Sevi> that urge is there but i've never done it
00:00 <MadScientist> bitinmg a stranger and having to activly control yourself is psycho
00:00 <PeterSarsgaard> nobody understands that purpose of the chick reptilian brain
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she must have a hot hair dresser
00:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One, I like big boobs, just as much as I love my own big boobs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't everyone?
01:00 <PeterSarsgaard> is Sevi's old nick cleo1
01:00 <Sevi> nope
01:00 <Sevi> definitely not cleo
01:00 <MadScientist> i wonder how many people Sevi's eaten
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I ate a person once
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when my plane crashed on the swiss alps
03:00 <Bastardly_One> on a secret mission
03:00 <Sevi> Alive :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
03:00 <Bastardly_One> got a headset yet?
04:00 <simba> no didnt think of it today ,,,
05:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
06:00 <Bastardly_One> would just make even things like deciding who stands on each side of a factory wall or whatever
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so much easier
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you get what I mean
07:00 <Bastardly_One> job/mission shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I might even have more hassles
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know what ISP this is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just gonna see actually
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the connection test is actually decent
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks*
09:00 <couleurs> r u telling me u wanna fifa
10:00 <Bastardly_One> me or simba?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
10:00 <couleurs> uuuuuuuuu
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 1.08 now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> new patch simba
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh and I am not stalling dude
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just looking for it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> can find 13
10:00 <simba> amasing gole
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a feeling I've given the bro in law the wrong one
10:00 <couleurs> get 14 it's good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and might of given him 14
11:00 <couleurs> it's cheap already
11:00 <couleurs> $59
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah give me a min
11:00 <couleurs> thx
11:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I wanna see what the new update on GTA O is
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean give me a min to chat to ya :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find 14
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a feeling I've giving the bro in law 14 by mistake
12:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of 13 is what I'm saying
12:00 <couleurs> it's at the shops m8
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to ring to find out and cbf'ed talking to my sister
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got it silly
12:00 <couleurs> yea bad mistake.......
12:00 <Bastardly_One> told you that a long time ago
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not in my game box thing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but 13 is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> My FF is missing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but he can keep that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck final fantasy
13:00 <simba> FFF
13:00 <simba> tobias fucke
13:00 <couleurs> ehehe
13:00 <couleurs> anal rapist
14:00 <MrMark> more scotch
14:00 <simba> fifa oneline
14:00 <Bastardly_One> go play simba ... he's logged in
14:00 <MrMark> scotch is an anal lubricant...
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if this is just an editor update?
14:00 <couleurs> r u laggen bad or is it good?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're meant to be bringing heists online on GTA O
15:00 <simba> why would shortcuts like /s instead of /server and /j instead of /join not be working anymore
15:00 <simba> what couldve gone wrong/reset
15:00 <crash> simba they are only aliases
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know /j works
15:00 <crash> i can't remember the shortcut for mirc
15:00 <simba> for me it say Unknown command now for some reason
15:00 <crash> alt a probably
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive was saying that last night
16:00 <Bastardly_One> about /s at least
16:00 <crash> just add the alias
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
17:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's old to fit the script I use
17:00 <Serenity> if it says unknown command its the client
18:00 <simba> you have to enable your mirc to use those shortcuts or something?
18:00 <crash> not really
18:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
18:00 <MrMark> Rockers end up walkin in the cold november rain
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <crash> they should be stored in aliases.ini or something
18:00 <simba> nothing is in there 4 me now!! reset on me!!!
18:00 <simba> all scripts gone
18:00 <simba> no more pieter script
18:00 <crash> lol
19:00 <simba> bummed about that irl
19:00 <couleurs> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
19:00 <Bastardly_One> weekend event on GTA O
19:00 <couleurs> Lifes Short , Fuck Hard -- Piet
19:00 <simba> oh yeah those basic commands are already in aliases or meant to be
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what the updat was
19:00 <simba> what is it
19:00 <simba> any money
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and crates and shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
20:00 <simba> do u get a Cash Injection
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I will log out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and load up again
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so it tells me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I half read it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah here we go
20:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/granny-shows-up-dancer.htm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> new jobs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> capture the flag style missions
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
21:00 <simba> thats cool
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reading newswire without logging off
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I was
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it won't refresh now the cunt
22:00 <MrMark> cum
22:00 <simba> bah
22:00 <simba> i feel my mirc career has been reset
23:00 <Bastardly_One> n00b!
23:00 <simba> i didnt do anything asshole it was the power failure
24:00 <Bastardly_One> blame that all you like
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be like just turning the machine off
24:00 <simba> not rly if it instantly cuts power
24:00 <Serenity> simba go to your mirc folder right click on mirc.ini and do the previous versions thing
24:00 <Serenity> might work
24:00 <MrMark> semen
24:00 <simba> ok thank
25:00 <couleurs> hey have u guys herd that royal song by lord it's just ok
26:00 <Bastardly_One> woo!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I love capture the flag shit online
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be epic with an MG with an extended clip
26:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
27:00 <Bastardly_One> simba how annoying is simeon?
27:00 <simba> u
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
27:00 <simba> simeon jackson?
27:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
27:00 <simba> former norwich striker?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a 9 grand bounty on me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the car dealer fuckwit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the russian dude in GTA
28:00 <simba> yea every time he calls me his son i bellow at my tv I "AM NOT UR SON" "" 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> "My friend"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't realise I had the headphones on last night
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well I did but I didn't realise I was talking outloud
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm abusing him
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and the housemate asks later on about the fight on the phone
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <simba> my friend and i terrorised this server for honestly four or five hours and most of the same people replying were there the whole time 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of the cunt ... fuck off with your chasers mission ... I hate it ... I no wanna do
29:00 <simba> i kept saying i was damien667 looking for me mate bill 
30:00 <simba> xbox seems to have a lot more micd people
30:00 <simba> ooomp welcome
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ... with a mix you're gonne be a little cunt eh?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like xbox
30:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
30:00 <simba> i am pretty annoying probably
30:00 <ooomp> simba, thanks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll use my Bati 801
30:00 <Bastardly_One> to get the fuck away from people in seconds
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> troll them into fighting me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> know what gets them cut?
31:00 <ooomp> stop looking for me panda
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've found a great hiding spot on a roof near an auto shop
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one can see me ... I hide on a roof with a sniper rifle
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
32:00 <simba> when you unlock nades you can become veryannoying
32:00 <simba> and i think stickys are the next level? 
32:00 <simba> that will be the best
32:00 <Bastardly_One> stickies will make you a mint
32:00 <Bastardly_One> armoured cars travel around town
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you stick one on the back door and get a shit load of cash
32:00 <Bastardly_One> buuuuuuuuuuuuut
32:00 <simba> i havent seen them yet
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 stars
33:00 <simba> in online
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sezz
33:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooo that's when you call Lester
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and get him to remove your level :D
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> u guys play on ps3
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you will when you get the stickies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah we do hax
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> gay
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is simba
33:00 <simba> that owns hard
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you could level a lot more
34:00 <Bastardly_One> single playing believe it or not
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 51 myself
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will have to put it on later and update
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've done less than 10 missions with other people
34:00 <simba> like just doing missions by urself ? ive done that a bunch because i cbf waiting for people
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wanna do a capture the flag now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm talking to you guys
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah missions by yourself
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or actually playing solo
35:00 <simba> whoa yeah level 19 and 20 u get teh unlocks
35:00 <simba> bulletproof wheels everyone needs dat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because the missions won't come up as more than stuff that one play COULD do
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't waste your money
36:00 <Bastardly_One> only upgrade your armoury
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and your favourite vechile as much as you can
36:00 <simba> bulletproof wheels are def required though thats the thing that you have to go fix most
36:00 <simba> someone owning your tyre straight away
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> what happens if someone steals your car?
36:00 <simba> i know thats what i aim for
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> u have to claim it on insurance?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you can do that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or have the settings to youself
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or you and your crew
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i played online the night it was released
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> so it must of changed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I should be millions of dollars in the bank
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and about 20 more levels
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they fucked up hard in the first week
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hence they gave all players on in the first mth
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 500,000
37:00 <MrMark> im not wasted enough yet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if you logged on now you'd find 500,000
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might put it in later and update
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> \play it tomorrow
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if you played in October at all
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping for heists first
38:00 <simba> yea if u log on and have the 500k u have to play
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i played when it got  released
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> sweet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but capture the flag ... red dead redemption style is gonna be awesome
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats like bf4
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> they fucked up double xp weekend
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what British Meat was bitching about
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh we had a weekend a few weeks ago
39:00 <Bastardly_One> epic fail
39:00 <Bastardly_One> would only half work on the xbox
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and not at all on the ps
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
39:00 <simba> capture the flag is the best
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so they had to cancel it
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> i play conquest on bf4
39:00 <simba> i think i remember far cry 2 online capture the flag
39:00 <simba> ages ago
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but if they're finally getting it together and adding RDR stuff simba
39:00 <simba> PC!!!!!!!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and WELL ... then ... WOOT!
40:00 <simba> Rance Dance Revolution?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Red Dead Redemption
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck load of fun online until people got over it ... over time
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love rdr
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> wish i never sold it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Rockstar's next release apparently
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a new RDR
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> sweet
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they should of made Bully for more than the Wii
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and PC
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> they did
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> old school xbox
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have it
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> and u can download on xbox live
42:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen it on the Sony
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the Wii version
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i thought they did a release
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably did
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just saying I've never seen it
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can get it for ps3
43:00 <Bastardly_One> never did finish that fucker
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd like to
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can get for ps2
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> apparently it works on ps3
44:00 <Bastardly_One> keep dreaming
44:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's at the PS store
45:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently San Andreas is on mobile now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> has a Vs job always been there?
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i was going to pay for that game
46:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> use a site and grab it
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> but then Atari WILL COMPLAIN
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE TOO LONG TO DOWNLOAD
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> and not be good enough quality
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and he made better
47:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the 90s
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> in his wine cellar
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats 50m long
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats where he keeps his gimp
53:00 <simba> Vs job?
53:00 <simba> what u say
53:00 <BlackDevil> allah akbar
53:00 <MrMark> sexy
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey john
54:00 <BlackDevil> hi jaush
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> where are all the girls john
55:00 <BlackDevil> faux ate them
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> fat cunt
56:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6Jcd5XV4VL8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: We Tried A Treadmill Desk Because Sitting At Work Is Killing Us (Dec 4, 2013) 2:02 - Category: Science and Technology - 6,923 views - 17 likes (94.4%), 1 dislikes (5.6%)
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> is faux hot jon
58:00 <BlackDevil> no idea
58:00 <BlackDevil> ask yourself
59:00 <BlackDevil> An Oklahoma man proposed to his girlfriend last week while an officer tried to arrest him on two outstanding warrants.
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> what were the warrants for?
59:00 <BlackDevil> Harrel's girlfriend eventually said yes.
59:00 <fawks> Great
00:00 <BlackDevil> for obtaining cash or merchandise by bogus check
00:00 <Bastardly_One> do you ever converse?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or just post little news bits that mean nothing to australians?
01:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2013/12/the-100-greatest-action-movie-punchlines.html
01:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/Nw1vwg1.gif
02:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=55RQWv6v07o
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 100 Greatest Action Movie Punchlines (Dec 18, 2013) 9:00 - Category: Entertainment - 51,807 views - 425 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <faux> ew someone jst posted Epic win. on something i posted on fb
02:00 <faux> who says that
03:00 <BlackDevil> they did
03:00 <simba> nobody in 2013
03:00 <BlackDevil> duh
03:00 <faux> Lulz.
03:00 <simba> BlackDevil still loves 4chan and types "Phail Whale." at least three times a day
03:00 <simba> he does it "fur teh loels"
03:00 <BlackDevil> when does this happen?
04:00 <simba> at least three times a day
04:00 <BlackDevil> oh
04:00 <BlackDevil> im new to that
04:00 <simba> im new to irc
04:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4HAaS4KFdME
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowmen Suck | AFV (Dec 16, 2013) 0:57 - Category: Comedy - 9,794 views - 58 likes (96.7%), 2 dislikes (3.3%)
04:00 <BlackDevil> jaush
04:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
04:00 <BlackDevil> or Bastardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> level 185
05:00 <BlackDevil> you seen chuck norris do the split?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen Jean-Claude do it
05:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T-D1KVIuvjA
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Greetings from Chuck (The epic christmas split) (Dec 18, 2013) 1:10 - Category: Film and Animation - 9,430,537 views - 104,692 likes (97.9%), 2,269 dislikes (2.1%)
05:00 <simba> im level 185 - i simply rock
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that was someone's level
05:00 <BlackDevil> simba doesnt have access here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking about something else
06:00 <simba> .....what?
06:00 <simba> lmao
06:00 <Bastardly_One> simba follows
06:00 <simba> this is why you shouldnt be an op BlackDevil you dont follow anything
06:00 <simba> you cant
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I just remembered I was bountied
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *logs off and on again by myself*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <simba> i saw people on xbox that were level 100 something
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I never left my apartment
07:00 <Bastardly_One> there would of been 11 cunts outside my door
07:00 <sharky> http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chuck-norris-injury-lawyer-billboard.jpg
07:00 <PeterSarsgaard> simba do you havve the new xbox1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that once and the idiots were mostly waiting on foot
07:00 <sharky> i love that one.
07:00 <simba> damn i really shouldve logged in just to let you let me get that 9k 
07:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yes the one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so I flew out on my motorbike and ran like fuck
07:00 <simba> no ive never owned any xbox
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bounty hunting can be tricky
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I never do it on a host full of indians
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking vindictive
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't let up
09:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One try this game http://www.nssmag.com/en/fashion-or-porn
09:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> zero
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I failed the first one
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <BlackDevil> yea i got the first one wrong as well
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I need to hunt this guy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just because his psn is Andre_The_Pirate
11:00 <Bastardly_One> having a name that gay asks for it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My apartment ... is always so annoying to get out of
13:00 <Picard> why?
13:00 <BlackDevil> where at?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in this game simba and I are talking about
13:00 <Picard> BlackDevil hello lad how are u?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's set out badly
13:00 <BlackDevil> sims?
13:00 <BlackDevil> good Picard
13:00 <BlackDevil> bit horny
13:00 <Picard> delighted to hear that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> My house I've just moved into in real life is another story
13:00 <Picard> now that you mention it ive been horny all day
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Grand Theft Auto Online we're talking about
14:00 <BlackDevil> oh i like sims
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the only reason I just didn't survive the bounty was
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I sneezed and ran into a fucking pole on my motorbike
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so some other cunt ran my over and collected 9 grand
15:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and simba
15:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=603083996443051&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
16:00 <Bastardly_One> races are your friend on levels under 20 especially
17:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1421098701459980&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
20:00 <faux> simba irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=782428285103355&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
20:00 <MrMark> sexy
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387596732099.jpg
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone want a free boob examination?
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> send ur pics to [email protected]
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> let the titt festivities begin
23:00 <simba> *squeal*
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba is a justin bieliver
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> squeal
24:00 <MrMark> WiLd_TuRkeY r u 101 proof?
24:00 <PeterSarsgaard> why was justin in australia?
24:00 <Kelevra> ILY WiLd_TuRkeY
24:00 <PeterSarsgaard> a tour or was he just here for the fresh schoolgirl teen pussy on the goldcoast?
24:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=781985681814282&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> he was here for the teenies
24:00 <Kelevra> PeterSarsgaard you answered your own question
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lap dances
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> MrMark im 4.2%
25:00 <Kelevra> aus is known to have the most beautiful ladies in the whole world
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i know Kelevra, your one of them
25:00 <Excessive> lo Mel :)
25:00 <Kelevra> not austnet, I mea australia
25:00 <Kelevra> mean
26:00 <Kelevra> hey adrian <3
26:00 <Excessive> how's it?
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> stay single fella's
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theres many ladies
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im hitting 5 notches on my belt
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Your had more sex partners then a meerkat on hormones
28:00 <Picard> Kelevra hello
28:00 <Kelevra> good Excessive, hows you?
28:00 <faux> bogan  beeehhh
28:00 <Kelevra> hey andy, how goes it?
28:00 <Picard> hows the babt Kelevra?
28:00 <Picard> im going ok
28:00 <Excessive> jus woke up off the couch
28:00 <Picard> baby
28:00 <Excessive> otherwise ok
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !ignore faux
28:00 <faux> drunk bogan beehhh
28:00 <Kelevra> she's fine ty for asking
29:00 <faux> u have a baby
29:00 <faux> :o
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah 
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur a daddy now u gotta be a good role model for the kid
29:00 <faux> wow relaly
29:00 <faux> congrats :)
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah, ty =) 
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its going to be a 10kb xmas
30:00 <faux> how old is she
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if anyone wants sex... msg ChanOP
30:00 <MrMark> oooer
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
31:00 <Kelevra> umm 2 weeks two days
31:00 <Kelevra> lol @ 2 and two
31:00 <faux> awwwwww
31:00 <MrMark> i need my ass licked
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Kelevra did u just have a baby
31:00 <faux> whats her name
31:00 <faux> or is that tmi
31:00 <faux> for the channel
31:00 <faux> nvm
31:00 <Kelevra> Angelina Marlene Rose
31:00 <Kelevra> eh anyone who judges are not worth chatting to imo
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im not judging
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im askin
32:00 <Picard> lovely name :)
32:00 <BlackDevil> i need to restart my computer
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its broken my heart
32:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah I had a baby, sorry I didn't see your question
33:00 <BlackDevil> audio is all missed up
33:00 <BlackDevil> hard to watch porn with it cutting out
33:00 <Kelevra> ty Picard =)
33:00 <Picard> marlene is after your mum?
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyway im going to watch highway patrol b4 i cook pork chops with fried rice for dinner
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bbl
33:00 <Kelevra> I got her a dorky top the other day 'I'm mummies angel' haha
33:00 <Kelevra> Picard yeah =)
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Picard> :)
33:00 <Kelevra> and her grave has a rose on it
34:00 <Picard> awwww nice
34:00 <Kelevra> the original names were isabella rose and marlena but I liked angelina and not many are named angelina so it was a nice change
34:00 <Excessive> her grave?
34:00 <simba> 420
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah my mums dead
34:00 <Excessive> AH 
34:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i''m sorry to hear that Kelevra
35:00 <Excessive> soz I'm still waKIN UP
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel <3
35:00 <Excessive> damn
35:00 <Serenity> SHES BEAUTIFUL
35:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
36:00 <Picard> whos beautiful?
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if anyone wants a chat msg me
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah she's a beauty, I took a bunch of pics when she got sick but she was still beautiful as anything
37:00 <Serenity> the baby is
37:00 <Kelevra> I totally freaked out cause of this stupid weather she got sick last week with the cold
37:00 <Kelevra> snot suckers are made by god in all honesty
37:00 <faux> show pic
37:00 <faux> :D
38:00 <Excessive> errrr, mine is abt 13 nowadays, not that I should really start this thing up now
38:00 <Serenity> i dont think i could deal with a snot sucker
38:00 <Serenity> snot makes me feel sick
38:00 <Picard> gross
38:00 <faux> are they those turkye baster like thingys u put in teh nose and squeeze out
38:00 <Serenity> yeah
38:00 <faux> haheahuedj
38:00 <Serenity> little bulby things
38:00 <faux> grose
38:00 <Kelevra> I get lee to do it when she's here cause I'm scared I'll suck her brain out
38:00 <Kelevra> LOL
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <faux> show piccccccccccc
39:00 <Kelevra> kk two secs
39:00 <Serenity> i cut my tongue on a fucking lollie
39:00 <Serenity> grr
39:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sorry to hear that Serenity
40:00 <Picard> lol 
40:00 <Picard> hope it hurt :P
40:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF PICARD
40:00 <Serenity> thats so mean
40:00 <Serenity> :(
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i hope it gets infected and u die
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> fkn loading
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just jokin Serenity we love u
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
41:00 <Serenity> piss off wt you biolar fuck
41:00 <Serenity> bipolar
41:00 <Picard> im not bipolar
41:00 <Serenity> i said wt not picard
41:00 <Serenity> gosh
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chillout Serenity
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no ones attackin u
42:00 <Picard> i could be 
42:00 <Picard> doctors dont now yet
42:00 <Picard> know
42:00 <Serenity> what do i want for dinner
42:00 <Serenity> tell me now
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PORK
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Roast
42:00 <Skrotus> beans
43:00 <Serenity> i dont like pork
43:00 <Serenity> too hot for a roast
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Lamb?
43:00 <PeterSarsgaard> spit roast
43:00 <Serenity> hmmm lamb could work
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> have salad with some fresh cold meat?
43:00 <Kelevra> you know whats fucked, they had me drugged to the gorde and I have the placenta in my freezer
43:00 <BlackDevil> have salad with some fresh cold cock?
44:00 <Skrotus> are you going to eat it?
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil has a dirty mind
44:00 <BlackDevil> yup
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> want my ph number BlackDevil ?
44:00 <BlackDevil> nope
44:00 <Kelevra> Skrotus fuck no lol
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> aw we could talk on the ph about irc
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyway 
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im over it
45:00 <Serenity> LOL mel that placenta thing still makes me laugh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> placenta to me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> looked like a side of veal
47:00 <Kelevra> its so weird, I can't even look at it, it's in a tub I've not opened in the freezer
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
47:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
47:00 <Kelevra> when I open it i'm so taking a pic and sharing it 
48:00 <Kelevra> I'll probably get banned or barred from fb
48:00 <Kelevra> LOL
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the umbilicle cord felt like cutting through rubber
48:00 <Serenity> i assume mine went in the bin
48:00 <Kelevra> hers is an anomoly
49:00 <Serenity> thats right there was something different about it wasnt there
50:00 <faux> aw mel
50:00 <faux> shes so cute
50:00 <faux> :)
50:00 <Kelevra> ty =)
50:00 <faux> some babies come out fucking hideous
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> shes sooo cute
52:00 <Excessive> hard to believe? yeah ............ I didn't find out till like 5 years afterwards as top wat went on
52:00 <Excessive> shit
52:00 <Serenity> csection bubbas are heaps cuter
52:00 <Serenity> cause their heads arent all mangled
52:00 <Serenity> who is Excessive talking to..
53:00 <Excessive> I meant to /notice Kelevra
53:00 <Serenity> oh right
54:00 <faux> Serenity
54:00 <faux> was iit you thatgot conjunctivitis recently
57:00 <ryan`> wow
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil im not interested... go away
57:00 <BlackDevil> ?
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha 
58:00 <BlackDevil> practice on trolling some more
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im sure theres a trolliung tutorial somewhere on geek.com
58:00 <Shadowgate> faux is adorable aww
59:00 <BlackDevil> you play that game in the topic WiLd_TuRkeY?
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no but im lookin now
01:00 <BlackDevil> You scored
01:00 <BlackDevil> 11 / 40
01:00 <BlackDevil> close
02:00 <Serenity> [2:54pm] <faux> Serenity
02:00 <Serenity> [2:55pm] <faux> was iit you thatgot conjunctivitis recently
02:00 <Serenity> yessum
02:00 <faux> how long does it last for
02:00 <faux> i got it last night
02:00 <faux> 39gireojfkv[rihgok
02:00 <Serenity> mine was really bad lasted for about a week
02:00 <faux> howd you get rid of it
02:00 <faux> did you need to see a doc
03:00 <Serenity> i had chlosig eye drops and was rinsing my eyes every couple hours with salty water
03:00 <faux> ive been using cotton buds
03:00 <faux> every like hour my vision goes blurry
03:00 <Serenity> i had a bottle i cut the top off and put to my eye and rinsed it
03:00 <faux> and im like
03:00 <faux> ok yep time 2 clean
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <Loof> Dont rub ur eyes
03:00 <faux> did you need to see a doc
04:00 <faux> or are there over the counter eyedrops
04:00 <Serenity> i didnt go to the doc cause id been at the dr the night before lol
04:00 <Serenity> you can get chlorsig over the counter
04:00 <faux> ok good
04:00 <faux> cos cbf for the doc
04:00 <faux> i looked it up online 
04:00 <Serenity> ask for the cream instead of the drops tho it works better apparently
04:00 <faux> said even without treatment it shuld go away in 5 days ish
04:00 <Loof> Mine goes away in a few days
04:00 <faux> mmk thx
04:00 <Serenity> mine was soooo bad
04:00 <faux> this is the first time i got it idk where it came from
05:00 <Serenity> really painful and i couldnt see every 15 mins
05:00 <faux> i think it was cos i was drenching myself in water like every 10 mins
05:00 <faux> i must have got some bacteria or something in my eye
05:00 <Serenity> i put mine down to blowing my nose so much cause I was already sick
05:00 <Serenity> maybe some bacteria got into where my eyes were or something
05:00 <faux> yeah
05:00 <faux> :'(
05:00 <faux> sucks
06:00 <faux> vei never had it before so i was like
06:00 <faux> what is this goo i my eyeball.'
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <faux> *google*
06:00 <Serenity> yum
06:00 <Loof> Zac got it bad and it lasted a week and they wouldnt let him at childcare because its contagious
06:00 <faux> ouch
07:00 <Serenity> yeah its highly contagious
07:00 <Loof> Evey morning his eyes were all crusted tigether
07:00 <Serenity> lily got it and had to have a week off school
08:00 <faux> mines more goo than crust
08:00 <faux> theres a bit of crust on me eyelashes
08:00 <faux> i been claning so often
08:00 <Serenity> only goes crusty at night when it dries while you're asleep
08:00 <faux> 038goiejnfv
08:00 <Serenity> tho mine was that bad and that much that i was crusting while i was awake
08:00 <faux> yeah i slept for like an hour last night so i guess i didnt get full effect
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> was so hot
08:00 <faux> i cannot wait for tuesday
08:00 <faux> then wednesday omg
08:00 <Serenity> its cooled down here
08:00 <Serenity> so good
09:00 <faux> its cooler today, nice breeze and 28
09:00 <faux> tomorow is back to 35 then monday 37
09:00 <faux> tuedya is 26 and rain and wendesday is 25 and rain
09:00 <faux> and mum flies out to N
09:00 <faux> Z
09:00 <faux> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Serenity> lolll
10:00 <Serenity> you can use the ac
11:00 <Loof> 40 yesterday, was lovely :)
11:00 <Loof> Love the heat
11:00 <Serenity> we had some 40's during the week that actually werent toooo bad cause it was nice and dry
11:00 <Serenity> but then we had a few low 30's that were humid as and awful
12:00 <Loof> The heat sucked when I was 150kg though now I love it
12:00 <Serenity> yeah heat sucks when you're big
13:00 <faux> i hate it forever
13:00 <faux> big or small.
13:00 <faux> LL
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <faux> i want winter alll the time
13:00 <faux> :(((((((((((((((((
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i prefer summer coz theres more flesh on show
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm flesh
14:00 <Serenity> i just dont like sweating
14:00 <Skrotus> me either
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sweating is good
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cold kind of today
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate summer
14:00 <Skrotus> and you can't do anything without becoming all sweaty and gross
14:00 <faux> i hate havin a hot face
14:00 <faux> its so uncomfortable
14:00 <faux> and hot feet
14:00 <faux> two worst
14:00 <faux> omg
14:00 <faux> yesterday i had 4 showers.
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Serenity> my hair itches like mad when im sweaty and over heated
14:00 <Serenity> so drives me nuts
14:00 <Loof> Lol your feet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've furry
15:00 <faux> yes hot feet are th wooooooooorst omg
15:00 <Skrotus> I can't say a hot face or hot feet has ever bothered me that much
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so anything over 25 is too hot for me
15:00 <faux> .
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hot face = glasses wearer
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so tired
15:00 <Kelevra> wow who laid that ban lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the glasses heat your face up more
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel!!!!! <3
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r ewe
16:00 <Kelevra> awesme ty, you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I reckon my glasses heat my face up anyway
16:00 <Serenity> i did mel
16:00 <Atari> hi all
16:00 <Atari> hey Serenity
16:00 <Atari> long time no see Serenity
16:00 <Serenity> hi
16:00 <Atari> how you been ?
16:00 <Serenity> and glasses dont heat up your face they just stop the air being able to get to your skin and cool it off
16:00 <Serenity> do i know you?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea gooddddddddd melz
17:00 <Skrotus> he was using digitari last time
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just tired
17:00 <Skrotus> or something
17:00 <Serenity> oh right
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna rest
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> soon
17:00 <Atari> Serenity, not really
17:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you had some canadian ex playmate bunny at your house?
17:00 <faux> lool
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer PandasDontDrive did u get laid :p
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm?
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i havent been laid in 10 years
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes at the kitchen bench
18:00 <faux> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllool
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> bout to go seaford get her id
18:00 <faux> omnom https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1510913_246715975495671_872077190_n.png
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she came from Canada without ID?
18:00 <Excessive> pix with ur name on her bumcheeks PandasDontDrive or u're full ov eet
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> id is at her old place
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave me alone im tired
19:00 <Excessive> bbs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't hurry back!
20:00 <Pieter> Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
20:00 <Excessive> pffft, not makin anyone a priority
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Pieter> Fuck sorry
20:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya
20:00 <Pieter> Fuckin   tablet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> is Midland Gate bogan territory or something?
22:00 <Pieter> HHh  @   simpsons
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Nikki Sixx
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Joy Hidalgo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you are a perv, a junkie, and an idiot.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ------
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Joy,I admire your intelligence...
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was his FB status
25:00 <Serenity> midland is like frankston
25:00 <Serenity> if that helps
25:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> explains it fine
26:00 <Nikky`> I was in Frankston today, I survived
26:00 <frayedknot> Nikky`, any scars?
26:00 <Serenity> i avoid midland like the plague
26:00 <Loof> U got 2 dollas?
26:00 <Nikky`> I had to go shopping, so yes, yes I do
26:00 <Nikky`> I hate shopping
27:00 <Serenity> get off the train there and its like you stumbled into fraggle rock
27:00 <frayedknot> i hate shopping too
27:00 <Skrotus> RIP Jim Henson
27:00 <Loof> Rip hanson
27:00 <Nikky`> loved that show
27:00 <Skrotus> me too
28:00 <Loof> Hated fraggle rock and muppets
28:00 <Loof> Seseme street was cool though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so I guess you aren't watching Lady GaGa and the Muppets tonight?
29:00 <Nikky`> negatory
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not either thankfully!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but how can anyone hate the Muppets?
30:00 <Skrotus> it's just not the same without henson
30:00 <Pieter> And youre gonna hear me rooooooooarrrrr
30:00 <Bastardly_One> true that Skrotus
30:00 <Nikky`> true Bastardly_One
30:00 <Pieter> Meow
30:00 <crash> evening Nikky` 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but full on hate? ... I can understand no interest
30:00 <Pieter> Meow is all  i can do
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think you can hate them ... they're always cool even when boring
30:00 <Nikky`> Evening crash :o)
31:00 <Pieter> Moo  is nexxxxxxxxtt
31:00 <crash> how are you ?
31:00 <simba> you can find Bastardly_One on Tinychat using the handle Lust4Cock
31:00 <Pieter> Then reow
31:00 <crash> you know a lot of stuff simba 
31:00 <Pieter> Noww  rooooaar
31:00 <simba> u no ity
31:00 <crash> how do you come by this information all the time 
31:00 <Nikky`> I'm great crash, you?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, so if you went to Frankston to shop ... you down mornington way or something?
32:00 <crash> bit tired but pretty good
32:00 <simba> years of experience, crash
32:00 <Pieter> Wtf
32:00 <Pieter> A new tim allen show
32:00 <Nikky`> Correct Bastardly_One, I live in Somerville :o)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> tim allen is a fuckwit
32:00 <crash> hang on simba think Pieter is trying to chat
32:00 <simba> thats okay let him go
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, my condolences :P
33:00 <Loof> Ew pieturd
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof
33:00 <Nikky`> lol Bastardly_One, its lovely here so ssh
33:00 <simba> Pieter did u hear from crimestoppers yet
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have a serious job offer for you Loof
33:00 <Loof> Lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is as full of ideas as you though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> can you program phone apps?
33:00 <Loof> Cool
34:00 <Loof> I can
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's some idea but wants a coder
34:00 <crash> i can - android
34:00 <Bastardly_One> alrighty, next time I can be fucked listening to him
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll ask more for ya
34:00 <Loof> K cool thanks man :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's into 3d modelling and shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> complete bullshitter junky though like Piet
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is something to do with maps
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I bothered to take in
35:00 <Loof>  If its 3d its better
35:00 <Loof> I want to do 3d stuff
36:00 <crash> 3d models for what though
36:00 <crash> i do about 20% 3d cad models 
36:00 <crash> well in terms of 2d and 3d
37:00 <Loof> Maps I guess
37:00 <crash> 3d models of parts for me
37:00 <crash> very easy for me though, im usually give dimensions and angles
37:00 <Loof> Like 3d environments
37:00 <crash> given
38:00 <crash> so i can pretty much just extrude 2d drawings
38:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's taking it very serious
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't tell any more unless it was a confidential business arrangement
38:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu wanker yeah?
38:00 <Loof> Lol yeah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll ask again some other time soon ... *rolls my eyes*
39:00 <crash> plenty of stuff open til midnight tonight 
39:00 <crash> gotta do xmas shopping
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
39:00 <Nikky`> leaving it last min like me eh crash
40:00 <Nikky`> tho mine was done today
40:00 <crash> yeah Nikky` ;/
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I get out of it this year
40:00 <crash> but tonight and tommorrow
40:00 <Loof> Sonexpensive when u don't want to look cheap at Christmas man
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I just moved ... I can't afford it ... so I say
40:00 <crash> don't want anything to do with shopping on monday or tuesday
40:00 <Nikky`> still have to get to coles tomorrow and petrol as 1/4 tank now :/
40:00 <Loof> Fascinating :p
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed be going past your place in a couple of weeks Nikky`
41:00 <faux> im doing my grocery shopping as we speak
41:00 <faux> :')
41:00 <Bastardly_One> on the way further down to meet someone from America coming over
41:00 <Loof> Buy me some candy faux
41:00 <crash> i need a slave
41:00 <Nikky`> Coolies.. i'll make im in geelong then Bastardly_One ;o)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> slaves are over rated
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to maintain them
41:00 <crash> don't understand why they don't sell them anymore
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, that's why I warned you :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to buy slaves?
42:00 <Nikky`> thank you for that, appreciate it
42:00 <Nikky`> I want a slave
42:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: its just a reference to my laziness
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Mistress Nikky`
42:00 <Nikky`> Sounds ok
42:00 <Loof> I have a slave, asian wife ftw!
42:00 <crash> Nikky` would be a cruel boss
42:00 <Nikky`> lol Loof
42:00 <Bastardly_One> say that to her face Loof
43:00 <Loof> She chop me if I did
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that was my point
43:00 <Nikky`> then it will be.. RIP Loof
43:00 <Excessive> boom
43:00 <Excessive> tish
43:00 <Loof> Id get stabbed lok
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a thought I thought was funny but it's a bit nasty
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll refrain
44:00 <Loof> Damn
44:00 <Bastardly_One> does she control the voices in your head as well?
45:00 <Loof> LOL!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was amusing to me ... a second ago
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good you laughed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if I said that to Excessive he might think I was pickin' on him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's another one of you lot
45:00 <Loof> that was gold
45:00 <Bastardly_One> have you met Excessive yet?
46:00 <Loof> No
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a new friend of your's as the guy who rang the CAT team on Chris
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the guy who did it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Loof> Lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive say hello cunt
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Loud is Chris
47:00 <Loof> Fucking CAT team
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I heart the CAT Team
47:00 <Excessive> aye?
47:00 <Excessive> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to ring them a bit on my ex
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, meet Loof
48:00 <Excessive> ello
48:00 <simba> Cussing Kissins
48:00 <Loof> Hey
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he kind of has met Chris
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but Chris doesn't know it
48:00 <simba> Bastardly_One masturbates to artists impressions of 'Sugar Plum Fairies'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who told you?
49:00 <Nikky`> me
49:00 <crash> lol
49:00 <Excessive> I don't care if u believe me or not when I tell u certain things Bastardly_One, I'm only tellin from wat I see it as on my side
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, can't tell you anything can I Nikky`?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, I was meaning that in the sense that Loof suffers the same thing
49:00 <Nikky`> Depends.. I was open to bribes is all
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if i made a joke to you about it you might be sensitive
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like just then
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't want to offend Loof with the humour
50:00 <faux> yet you said it anyway
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhh
50:00 <Excessive> yes, but I was deceivingly fcked over and labeled/discredited with certain conditions etc
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you like spoiling my fun fox don't ya?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you short people are pretty angry people
51:00 <Nikky`> I'm short
51:00 <simba> u r a shorty too arent u
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I
51:00 <faux> so is Bastardly_One
51:00 <faux> hes like 51
51:00 <simba> yall midgets
51:00 <faux> and 5'1
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not that old but nearly
51:00 <faux> you old people are pretty angry people
52:00 <simba> Hahahahaha.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well you should keep off our lawns
52:00 <faux> hi grandma
52:00 <Bastardly_One> disrespectful little cunts
52:00 <Maurice> I went to the movies and some stupid bitch had her toddler in there, running around and screaming
52:00 <Maurice> Finally, with about 20 mins left she decided to take him outside
52:00 <simba> Haha.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the management should of done something about that
53:00 <faux> anananananang
53:00 <crash> why didn't you put her in her place Maurice 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like, come back to a baby session bitch
53:00 <Maurice> I was ready to take the little fucker out
53:00 <Ana_Ng> faux bastard
53:00 <faux> wow rude.
53:00 <simba> faux bastard
54:00 <simba> Hahahahaha.
54:00 <faux> Mad.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants-Ana Ng (Oct 10, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Music - 689,443 views - 2,701 likes (98.3%), 48 dislikes (1.7%)
54:00 <simba> they might be gay
54:00 <faux> gay ants
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you will hate the song soon enough!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer songs like Purple Toupee
55:00 <faux> is that cos you wear one
55:00 <faux> L O L
55:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
55:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe u r 
55:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no retort to that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fork you forks
55:00 <Ana_Ng> he does wear gold lamé
56:00 <simba> Hahahahaha.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brjr0Bhj12M
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants-Purple Toupee (Dec 11, 2010) 2:48 - Category: Music - 40,485 views - 243 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> all parents would know they might be giants
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if they're forced to watch Mickey's Clubhouse
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they did the theme
57:00 <Maurice> That show annoyed me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sing with me Maurice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hot dog!
58:00 <simba> dog dung
58:00 <faux> is it wednesday yet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5vhSPP2_jM
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Playhouse Disney's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse HOT DOG SONG. They (May 13, 2008) 3:13 - Category: Entertainment - 2,016,189 views - 390 likes (59.6%), 264 dislikes (40.4%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for Maurice
59:00 <Maurice> I refuse to click that
59:00 <Maurice> It will get stuck in my head
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hated it too Maurice ... my nieces need to be killed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hot dog hot diggity dog
59:00 <Ana_Ng> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRR3Ltm_sw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRJRR3Ltm_sw
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - Dead.wmv (Jul 28, 2011) 2:52 - Category: Music - 41,792 views - 260 likes (98.9%), 3 dislikes (1.1%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we're splittin the scene we're full of beans
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll shut up now
59:00 <simba> They Might Blow Dogs
00:00 <Atari> fuck this, my next door neighbour is drunk and invited me over, stupid bitch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
00:00 <Excessive> she wants yah
00:00 <Atari> her husband died 6 months ago, she is 46
00:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember the dudes like the Wiggles but cooler?
00:00 <simba> what a fucking retard
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the American ones
01:00 <simba> who does she think she is, asking you to enter her vagina
01:00 <Maurice> Hmm don't think so
01:00 <Atari> simba, i aint falling for it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> imagnation movers
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they were fucking cool ... I miss them growing out/getting over those guys
01:00 <Atari> last time i ended up like that was with a 63 year old and her 32 year old daughter
01:00 <Maurice> Oh crap
01:00 <Ana_Ng> Bastardly_One: are you a Ween fan?
01:00 <Maurice> I googled and yes I do know them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a Ween fan
02:00 <Atari> i was going to fuck the both, but ffs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> seen them and been stoned golfing with gene and dean
02:00 <Atari> imagine getting a mother and daughter pregnant
02:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
02:00 <Atari> that is fucked
02:00 <faux>  ............\
02:00 <Ana_Ng> mormons dont have to imagine
02:00 <faux> youre full of stories arent ya
02:00 <Atari> wish i was a rich fucking mormon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6B2kDljas
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ween - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? (Jun 15, 2009) 2:56 - Category: Music - 142,914 views - 373 likes (95.4%), 18 dislikes (4.6%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
03:00 <faux> no
03:00 <faux> Atari
03:00 <Atari> have to be a millionaire to be a polygamist
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
03:00 <Ana_Ng> cool...yeah they played here at a smallish town
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I ignore him like beehhh
03:00 <faux> woigrhq930tuj3q0irogef
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, where's here?
03:00 <faux> i just awnna live in the bathtub
03:00 <Atari> nothing wrong with polygamy faux
03:00 <Ana_Ng> it's cheap to live in utah
03:00 <faux> shut up Atari
03:00 <Ana_Ng> because it blows
03:00 <Atari> they do it in china
03:00 <faux> youtalk too much shit its embarassing
03:00 <Ana_Ng> alaska
03:00 <Atari> chinese are polygamists
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh an american ... I get along with Americans
03:00 <Atari> dickweed
04:00 <faux> idgaf about chinese people
04:00 <Atari> and indians
04:00 <simba> im chinese
04:00 <simba> been chinese for about.... seven years now, yeah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your favourite ween album?
04:00 <Atari> dont make me horny simba
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to Ween now because of you mentioning them
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the HIV song
04:00 <Atari> i know i fucked lotsa poon tang
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <simba> Ween vocals are pretty hard 2 listen 2 for extended period
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or Spinal Menengitis Got Me Down
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like ... you can't make a song called that
05:00 <Atari> try hep c Bastardly_One, have to live with that
05:00 <Atari> it sucks
05:00 <Ana_Ng> hard to pick
05:00 <Atari> wont die, if i dont drink
05:00 <simba> there are always buses
06:00 <Atari> i got cut open by a cunt with hep c at the hospital i worked at
06:00 <simba> could get hit tomorrow
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my song to faux
06:00 <Atari> fucking animals
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMafF6mj1E
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ween - You Fucked Up (Jun 7, 2009) 1:39 - Category: Music - 163,508 views - 843 likes (97.6%), 21 dislikes (2.4%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to it faux
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ":D
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i listened to la cucaracha a billion times when it came out
06:00 <Atari> marijuana capitan !
06:00 <Bastardly_One> which made me think of Clutch
06:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the band Clutch
06:00 <Ana_Ng> the songs i didnt like in the beginning i loved in the end
06:00 <simba> my friends used to think So Many Ppl in the Neighbourhood was a trippy song to listen to on acid i just found them annoying
06:00 <Atari> i like the movie crank
07:00 <Atari> fucking crazy movie
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng is probably oldish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see how you'd see that simba
07:00 <Atari> fuck that, i might have a few vb's
07:00 <Atari> brb
07:00 <simba> teenage atari user
08:00 <simba> microwave atari disaster
08:00 <Atari> i was 15 when atari came out
08:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i am
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn teenage atari riot was genius at the time
08:00 <simba> tell us about the games you bought
08:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a 6-digit icq #
08:00 <simba> ATR
08:00 <Atari> just pacman
08:00 <Bastardly_One> making that kind of shit with atari st's
08:00 <Atari> that is all i got
08:00 <simba> ATC
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, heh ... you're as old as I am then
08:00 <Atari> i need tetris and space invaders but
09:00 <Atari> will pay 50 for each
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so a Gen X kid
09:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see ... what else?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sub pop stuff?
09:00 <simba> TETRIS BESt music in gaming
09:00 <Excessive> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
09:00 <Excessive> now
09:00 <Atari> tetris was ok
09:00 <Excessive> where's mah stach
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I stole it
09:00 <Excessive> stash*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm running out
09:00 <simba> tetris is amazing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think you'd care
09:00 <Atari> tetris was probably the only game that had logic and math to it
10:00 <Ana_Ng> superchunk?
10:00 <Excessive> oh I don't normally mind sharin it around
10:00 <simba> at its time maybe
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my song to faux too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcHa2ieK9s
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ween - Baby Bitch (Live in Chicago) (Aug 10, 2010) 3:28 - Category: Music - 117,912 views - 716 likes (98.6%), 10 dislikes (1.4%)
10:00 <Atari> not many games with logic and math
10:00 <simba> lumines is a newer ridiculous puzzle game
10:00 <Atari> chess aint it
11:00 <Atari> and i been playing chess professionally now since i was 8
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, check how trashed gene looks in that ... jeez
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Atari> 40 years of insane chess
11:00 <Atari> i did en passen in like 5 moves
11:00 <Atari> check mate in 5 moves is hard
12:00 <simba> 40 years of chess
12:00 <Atari> and have beaten computer on expert, programmed in c
12:00 <simba> that should be ur autobiography name
12:00 <norti> you can checkmate in 3 moves
12:00 <simba> will you mention me in the IRC chapter?
12:00 <Atari> yes norti
12:00 <Atari> that is en passen
12:00 <Atari> 3 moves
12:00 <norti> ok
12:00 <Ana_Ng> looks like they woke him up
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... indeed Ana_Ng
13:00 <Atari> norti, have you ever done it to anyone ?
13:00 <Atari> i aint done it yet
13:00 <Atari> i did it in 5
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari is awesome ... just ask him
13:00 <norti> me either
13:00 <couleurs> yo xzibhit i want u 2 trik my truk
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he will have a story about it
13:00 <Atari> i love pimp my ride
13:00 <Atari> got the tv series on dvd
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Atari> that kid is blessed, i love xbit
14:00 <simba> Bastardly_One u guys r the same
14:00 <simba> he was u before u
14:00 <simba> Dead set
14:00 <simba> Digerati
14:00 <Ana_Ng> Bastardly_One: were you the first kid in school who heard of a banes called U2?
14:00 <couleurs> me 2 i got season 1 , 2 , 3 , 5 , and 6
14:00 <Ana_Ng> band
14:00 <simba> lol trik my truk
14:00 <Atari> ub40 is better
14:00 <Atari> i love reggae
14:00 <Ana_Ng> white guy reggae
15:00 <Bastardly_One> just about ... I was more into the Ramones and shit ... they were still cool to me though
15:00 <Atari> simba, come next year to stereosonic man
15:00 <Ana_Ng> versions of elvis
15:00 <Atari> it is where i live near
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for reference I'm 44
15:00 <simba> no thats a gay festival for gay people
15:00 <Bastardly_One> brb kids
15:00 <Atari> DJ tiest
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i am 44!
15:00 <DemonsRun> showing ur age again there
15:00 <Atari> armni van buuren
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you shut up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky bitch
15:00 <Excessive> thinkin of sendin friends UB40 CD's when they turn 40 :P
15:00 <Atari> stereosonic is a 5 min drive from me
15:00 <simba> didnt that already happen
15:00 <Atari> yes
16:00 <Atari> this year was armin
16:00 <Atari> last year was tiesto
16:00 <simba> how do you know theyll be there again
16:00 <Atari> and another will happen next year
16:00 <Atari> cos i got friends that are dj's
16:00 <Atari> they used to be part of EARTHCORE
16:00 <Atari> earthcore died
16:00 <Atari> cos some dick decided to commit suicide and drown
17:00 <simba> no i dont like listening to bad music especially paying big money to stand in the sun all day listening to it
17:00 <Atari> i been going to raves since i was 20
17:00 <Atari> many genres of trance dude
17:00 <Ana_Ng> july 69
17:00 <Atari> from psy to goa to ol skool
17:00 <simba> trance upsets me
17:00 <Atari> i like armin 
18:00 <Ana_Ng> i went to a rave in compton in 1991
18:00 <Atari> Ana_Ng, earthcore
18:00 <Ana_Ng> idk earthcore
18:00 <Loud> hi all
18:00 <Atari> earthcore might happen again if the rich old hippies get together again
19:00 <Atari> they are in their 60's now
19:00 <Excessive> I started goin back in 92
19:00 <Atari> you must bow to them
19:00 <Atari> they are the trance gods
19:00 <simba> bow n arrow
19:00 <Atari> definately
19:00 <Atari> lsd, speed and weed
19:00 <Atari> no other drugs please
19:00 <Loud> lsd yay
20:00 <Excessive> acid is fckn dirty
20:00 <Atari> enjoy your stay
20:00 <Atari> rofl
20:00 <Loud> weed only
20:00 <Atari> maybe some soda pop to
20:00 <AngrymanXL> u wot m8?
20:00 <Loud> man made drugs are poison
20:00 <simba> 3weed 420 weed
20:00 <Atari> the old ones have country farm grown weed
20:00 <Atari> not hydro
21:00 <Atari> i bought a ounce for like 200
21:00 <Atari> their not pigs
21:00 <Atari> it aint for profit in otherwards
22:00 <Atari> 200-250 usually
22:00 <simba> ur amazing 
22:00 <Atari> but i aint smoked in like since my dad died
22:00 <simba> welcome home mandyjane
22:00 <Atari> and i aint going back
22:00 <Atari> oldies get paranoia
22:00 <Atari> i am a oldie
22:00 <simba> heheheheehe
22:00 <Loud> how old
23:00 <Atari> i got paranoid that aliens had come
23:00 <Doodle> :/
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Doodle> avvaconem8
23:00 <Loud> i saw aliens on shrooms in sky
23:00 <Atari> i saw a helicopter and thought it was aliens ffs
23:00 <simba> dont give oldies a bad name thats just u
23:00 <Atari> i was sure it was aliens
23:00 <simba> maybe some bad hydro
23:00 <mandyjane> Hay
23:00 <Doodle> wow
23:00 <Doodle> i wish i could get weed like that
23:00 <Excessive> I used to get paranoid on the ch00f when I was younger, but I fixed all that
23:00 <Atari> then i said "must be God"
23:00 <Excessive> lo Mandah :)
24:00 <Atari> and everyone was like wtf
24:00 <Atari> and we went out to investigate
24:00 <Atari> in the fucking dark
24:00 <mandyjane> Hi Adrian :)
24:00 <Atari> in the middle of god damn nowhere
24:00 <Atari> out in the bush
24:00 <Atari> in tents
24:00 <Atari> and it was a fucking falling star
24:00 <Doodle> sounds pretty in tents
24:00 <Atari> i was sure it was either a helicopter or aliens
24:00 <simba> a falling, fucking star
25:00 <simba> maybe it was alien cum
25:00 <Doodle> crikey
25:00 <Atari> it was a huge star man
25:00 <Atari> left a tail
25:00 <simba> bart's comet
25:00 <Atari> dunno
25:00 <Atari> maybe a meteorite
25:00 <simba> the holy trinity
25:00 <Atari> doubt comet
25:00 <Excessive> lmao .............. wat else looks like a star? ............ could it be some satellite?
25:00 <simba> maybe it was the sacred lamb of mortal falls
25:00 <simba> have you heard the legacy of the shooting lamb
25:00 <Atari> meteorites can turn any color
26:00 <Atari> especially white
26:00 <mandyjane> Is everyone ready for Christmas?
26:00 <Atari> when they burn through the atmosphere
26:00 <simba> i tell ye a tale of lamb gone by
26:00 <Atari> i am cooking lamb of the spit again simba
26:00 <simba> yiasou
26:00 <Atari> 6 hours of bullshit
26:00 <simba> lamb on the spit for christmas
26:00 <simba> every malakas dream
26:00 <Atari> i do it twice a year for famil
26:00 <Atari> and easter
27:00 <Atari> i love lamb anyway
27:00 <simba> lamb owns
27:00 <Atari> cook it right, with olive oil. oregano, lemon, pepper, salt
27:00 <Atari> i love the skin
28:00 <Atari> flesh eater :) haha
28:00 <Atari> 20 kilo lamb 170 bucks
28:00 <mandyjane> We having ham and chook and potato salad and garden salad and triffle and lots of other shit lol
29:00 <Atari> i dont eat pork
29:00 <Atari> i am a jew :)
29:00 <Atari> hahah
29:00 <Wild_Turkey-Eating-Dinner> i remember a year ago mandyjane telling us her mum brought her a leg of ham
29:00 <simba> pork is a bit 2 much
29:00 <Wild_Turkey-Eating-Dinner> hi mandyjane :)
29:00 <Atari> simba, know how to dance the zorba ?
29:00 <simba> yes.
29:00 <mandyjane> I have to work next three days so dunno when Santa is going to get a chance to wrap presents
30:00 <Atari> pork is to salty, that is why i hate it
30:00 <simba> can u dance zeibekiko
30:00 <mandyjane> She actually won it :p
30:00 <Atari> it is the cleanest meat, by butchers oath
30:00 <mandyjane> She won like four or five
30:00 <Atari> sirtaki
30:00 <Atari> zembekiko is dancing alone
30:00 <simba> sacred butcher oath
30:00 <Atari> and usually a sacred dance
30:00 <simba> yes a dance for the mountain gods
30:00 <Atari> have to be blown drunk to dance that
31:00 <simba> a young soul gifted to the heavens
31:00 <Atari> dance to the dead
31:00 <mandyjane> And follow up on convo from a few week ago, I got the iPad mini :p
31:00 <Atari> zembekiko is a dance to the dead
31:00 <Atari> hate it
31:00 <simba> why
31:00 <simba> how
31:00 <Atari> i got blown on ouzo with that song
31:00 <mandyjane> Forrrrr ruuuuuby
31:00 <Atari> o aetos
31:00 <simba> how can you hate that dance
32:00 <Atari> the eagle
32:00 <Atari> and did a round house kick
32:00 <Atari> kicked my friend in the head
32:00 <simba> u blew it
32:00 <simba> the gods rejected u
32:00 <simba> ouch
32:00 <Atari> and he got knocked the fuck out
32:00 <simba> u caused anger
32:00 <Atari> everyone laughed
32:00 <Atari> i was crying
32:00 <Atari> cunts
33:00 <simba> did that rip ur teenage heart open
33:00 <Atari> i was 40 when i did that
33:00 <Atari> 7 years ago
33:00 <simba>  lol
33:00 <simba> isnt it meant to be for a young man to do
33:00 <Atari> nope
33:00 <simba> u mad the gods mad
33:00 <Atari> i did it in greece
34:00 <Atari> stupid greeks applauded me
34:00 <simba> thanks for the update Wild_Turkey-Tv
34:00 <simba> dont bother trying to talk to Wild_Turkey-Tv guys - hes watching tv now
34:00 <simba> try later
34:00 <mandyjane> Lolol
34:00 <sharky> ooh... *spots the mistake* youre looking in the mirror mandyjane
34:00 <Excessive> got ur DVD palyer goin yet Mandah?
35:00 <mandyjane> Yeah lol haven't watched em yet
35:00 <Excessive> :D
35:00 <faux> omg
35:00 <faux> i just had the best cold shower ever
35:00 <faux> sitting drenched in front of the fan
35:00 <Atari> it is humid outside
35:00 <faux> :'))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
35:00 <Atari> i must admit
35:00 <mandyjane> Hiiii faux
35:00 <Atari> for a cold day it is warm
35:00 <sharky> you had trouble setting up a dvd player? plug iinto wall.. hdmi to hdmi
35:00 <sharky> done.
35:00 <faux> hey m
35:00 <mandyjane> No no
35:00 <Atari> cement is hit
35:00 <faux> mj*
35:00 <Atari> hot
35:00 <mandyjane> No trouble. Just CBC
35:00 <mandyjane> Cbf*
36:00 <Atari> when is it going to be hot again in melb ? anyone know ???
36:00 <simba> when the sun is blazing up
36:00 <mandyjane> Faux.. I got ruby the iPad mini :p 
36:00 <Excessive> in abt an hour if u insist Atari
36:00 <Atari> prolly next week
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> nice
36:00 <Atari> anything is possible Excessive
36:00 <Excessive> :D
36:00 <mandyjane> And the toughest case I could find for $50
37:00 <Atari> impossible is nothing
37:00 <faux> lol in case it falls off a roof
37:00 <faux> my uncle has this whack case for his iphone
37:00 <faux> its like
37:00 <faux> 5cm thick
37:00 <faux> a tradies one
37:00 <mandyjane> Went to three places and one wanted 70 and another wanted 80 for the same one
37:00 <Atari> night can turn to day
37:00 <Excessive> it's only impossible to those that don't beieve it
37:00 <faux> you could peg it at a walll and it wont break.
37:00 <Atari> if a sun awakes
37:00 <mandyjane> Yeah this one is the same. It's actually three cases
37:00 <faux> OL
37:00 <faux> LOL
37:00 <Atari> fucking crazy universe
37:00 <faux> how funy
37:00 <faux> shes not gonan take it to school or anything is she though?
37:00 <Atari> we dont know nothing about the universe
37:00 <Atari> i would love to see 2 suns
38:00 <Atari> from the west and east
38:00 <Atari> no night
38:00 <mandyjane> NO
38:00 <Atari> YES
38:00 <mandyjane> Hell fucking. I
38:00 <mandyjane> NOOO
38:00 <Atari> YES YES YES YES YES
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> ok good
38:00 <faux> cos i reckon itll most likely break there
38:00 <faux> than at homea round you
38:00 <Atari> :)
39:00 <mandyjane> She took her DS to school. After I said no. It never came home
39:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, you like homo xxx ? :)
39:00 <simba> damn 
39:00 <Atari> jk
39:00 <simba> RIP DS
39:00 <Atari> who died ?
39:00 <faux> dick smith
40:00 <Atari> when ?
40:00 <Excessive> dick smyth
40:00 <faux> tomorrow
40:00 <mandyjane> Lmao
40:00 <Atari> hahah
40:00 <Serenity> hnngg
40:00 <mandyjane> Nientendo 3DS
40:00 <Atari> he was a fucking genetic nerd, like gates
40:00 <faux> brb cleaning me ears
40:00 <Atari> they all look the same
40:00 <Atari> those nerds
40:00 <mandyjane> Hot
40:00 <Atari> it is the face
40:00 <Atari> and the glasses
40:00 <Atari> 2 things that gives them away
41:00 <faux> i have a face and glasses
41:00 <Atari> it is a genetic defect
41:00 <faux> and i dont look like them
41:00 <Atari> i know
41:00 <Excessive> hawt
41:00 <Atari> i dont either
41:00 <Atari> but gates and ds look the same
41:00 <Atari> and many others like them
41:00 <faux> ok
41:00 <simba> bill gates is shit at mario kart ds
41:00 <faux> me ears are cleaned
41:00 <simba> fact
41:00 <Atari> the genetic abnormality
41:00 <faux> cleaning ears update
42:00 <Atari> fuck i am going to tabaret
42:00 <Atari> in like 2 hours
42:00 <Atari> cant believe the bitch wants to go
42:00 <Atari> get more drunk
43:00 <Atari> and a excuse to lose money
43:00 <simba> just say no
43:00 <simba> to bullies
43:00 <Atari> to drunken horny bitches ?
43:00 <simba> ya
43:00 <Excessive> that's bad!
43:00 <Atari> she is a slag anyway
44:00 <Atari> her daughter is like 25
44:00 <Excessive> no, I was meanin drunken sex and impregnation
44:00 <Atari> might fuck them both
44:00 <simba> can u show pictures of the 25 year old
44:00 <simba> cheers
44:00 <Atari> hehe
44:00 <Excessive> makes for defects in the child
44:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/0c8a9fa53884c635f77469e0ce7602ba/tumblr_my23e7FPho1rh844qo1_500.jpg look at all that wine guys
45:00 <Atari> "would you like me to fuck you, or make love to you"
45:00 <Atari> use that line
45:00 <Atari> it works for me
45:00 <Atari> then you say
45:00 <Atari> "then love me"
45:00 <Atari> they always fall for it
45:00 <simba> what if they just want a pizza
45:00 <Atari> hmm
45:00 <DemonsRun> wow
45:00 <DemonsRun> what an ass
45:00 <Atari> ask for anchovies
45:00 <simba> yuck
46:00 <Atari> the pizza is all mine bitch
46:00 <simba> thanks mom
46:00 <DemonsRun> it's not ur ass
46:00 <Serenity> wow those floors sure are shiny
46:00 <Atari> i know that some vaginas taste like fish
46:00 <DemonsRun> is it simba ?
46:00 <simba> its not not my ass
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
46:00 <DemonsRun> she has a bite
46:00 <DemonsRun> or a mark
46:00 <Atari> and i hate a smell c--t
46:00 <DemonsRun> on her ass
46:00 <Atari> smelly c--t
47:00 <simba> smelly c--t
47:00 <Serenity> why dont you just say cunt
47:00 <Atari> dunno
47:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
47:00 <Atari> i guess the smelly bit don't intergrate
47:00 <Atari> it is too long a sentence
47:00 <Serenity> ok
48:00 <simba> http://media.tumblr.com/4622d9b84d1a19c20c588abf9f16d0dc/tumblr_inline_mmnijvmC1D1qz4rgp.gif
48:00 <Atari> :) hehe
48:00 <Rice> hey
48:00 <Atari> you been on so many years Serenity, and you don't remember me :~( that chokes me too tears
48:00 <Atari> i got married and children, and aint been on for years
49:00 <simba> married... with children
49:00 <simba> and divorced?
49:00 <Atari> modern family 
49:00 <Atari> more like it
49:00 <Atari> seperated
49:00 <Serenity> im probably not the serenity you remember
49:00 <Atari> she still loves me, and i do to
49:00 <Atari> she is in china
50:00 <simba> did you have a greek orthodox wedding
50:00 <frayedknot> this is not the serenity you're looking for
50:00 <Atari> yes simba
50:00 <simba> ding ding dingduding
50:00 <Atari> wife is a catholic, so the conversion was easy
50:00 <Atari> she was from HK
50:00 <Atari> she is from HK
50:00 <Atari> sheesh
51:00 <Atari> i hate the word "was'
51:00 <Atari> kinda like a curse
51:00 <Atari> i hate pretense
51:00 <simba> why did youseperate from your Chinese Princess
51:00 <Atari> her father is sick
51:00 <Atari> karma
51:00 <Atari> he is the same age as my dad
52:00 <Atari> my dad is dead offcourse
52:00 <Atari> but i told her to go back
52:00 <Atari> and come when he dies
52:00 <Atari> it is chinese relgious law
52:00 <Atari> fucking religion
52:00 <Excessive> tis a business
53:00 <Atari> not for me
53:00 <Atari> i would fuck a nun, if i had the chance, and marry her
53:00 <Atari> rofl
53:00 <Atari> jk
53:00 <Atari> had 3 vb's
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Atari> getting ready to explode
54:00 <simba>  link to pix of the 25 year old 
54:00 <Atari> brb children
54:00 <simba> come on gramps
54:00 <simba> leave us a gift
54:00 <Atari> smoke
54:00 <Excessive> how old r u simba?
55:00 <simba> 60
55:00 <Excessive> old man or old lady?
55:00 <simba> I identify as a woman, though i was born a man
56:00 <Rice> lol
56:00 <Atari> simba is around 30's
56:00 <Atari> i would say
56:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> dont u even know
57:00 <Atari> their you go
57:00 <Atari> lol
57:00 <simba> u suck
57:00 <Excessive> so half way in between ur male and female sex hormones ............ askin for pix of 25 yr olds
57:00 <simba> yep do you have to be a certain age to ask for pictures
57:00 <simba> i havent read the guidelines
57:00 <Atari> where the fuck is longie and mikey i miss them a lot
57:00 <simba> sorry whats the age limit
58:00 <Atari> fucking netz has dissapeared, got off the maccas and got a life
58:00 <Atari> looks like bella taught that bitch a lesson
58:00 <Atari> too much kfc and sex
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Atari> i saw netz in moonee ponds
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> perfect day to nap
58:00 <Atari> what a goth queen
59:00 <Excessive> no age limit really, though in ur 30's I s'pose it's quite ok, though in the later age jus seems a bit weird
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> could nap all day
59:00 <Atari> liked his bolo hat
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> feelin nappy nigguh
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp simba
59:00 <Atari> PandasDontDrive
59:00 <Atari> yes they do
59:00 <Atari> they drive
59:00 <Atari> i saw one last week
00:00 <Atari> fuck it, i might just download 100 bucks and use that
00:00 <Atari> fuck spending more
00:00 <Atari> i can get blown on 100
01:00 <Atari> those cunts are pigs anyway, simba, you ever go to pokies ?
02:00 <simba> NAH
02:00 <Atari> i downloaded like 400 gig, fuck that, their goes my cap
03:00 <Atari> federal police are cunt fags working with fcc and the movie industry
03:00 <Rice> hey Atari 
03:00 <Atari> hey man
03:00 <Atari> i still got access to piratebay
03:00 <Atari> i aint downloaded all the 90's move yet
03:00 <Atari> movies
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Atari
04:00 <Atari> and need proper keywords to download shit from isohunt, 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz hadda clean kitchen fkn tired
04:00 <Rice> i watch heaps of movies on youtube
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait to go back to bed
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> finish watching twilight  n dreamin of that chicks sweet, sweet ass
04:00 <Atari> i only go 720p to 1080
04:00 <Atari> fuck anything less
05:00 <Atari> and Jobs with ashton was nice
05:00 <Atari> kutcher
05:00 <Atari> played the role excellent
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye named my kid after hinm
05:00 <DemonsRun> I thought u had someone there today PandasDontDrive ?
05:00 <Atari> give it a A+
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought Ashton was a good name
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> after butterfly effect lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice ill dl it!
05:00 <Atari> ashton is a great actor
05:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
05:00 <Atari> i adore him
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im goin to see um
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> something Lisbon
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> with jeremy irons
06:00 <Atari> he is a sexy looking guy
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> on xmas eve or this other foreign film, killing something something
06:00 <Rice> he is hot lol
06:00 <Atari> his face is sexu
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> or american hustle at gold class
06:00 <Atari> wanna cum on his facia
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur face is hot Rice
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WANA CUM
06:00 <Picard> suicide rates rise at xmas
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> got Bread?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> daddy!
06:00 <Rice> eww
06:00 <Atari> he looks like roger federer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard kristin moved in today!
06:00 <Atari> cant get enough of those faces
06:00 <Atari> too sexy
06:00 <Picard> sure she did
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes just on her way back from seaford
06:00 <Picard> pics or it didnt happeb
07:00 <Picard> happen
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawn
07:00 <Atari> jim carrey as well
07:00 <Atari> not jim is hot
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo i got two of the same poster of her modelling
07:00 <Atari> now jim is hot
07:00 <Picard> why would a hot model chic wanna live in a dump with you josh?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta get a new print she said shell get
07:00 <Atari> wish i had him as a bi bf
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause im not in a dump 
07:00 <Atari> i am bi btw
07:00 <Picard> lies
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhoh
07:00 <Picard> ive seen pics
07:00 <Atari> and only go for hot guys
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> our frenemie is here
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
08:00 <British^Meat> ADHD boy
08:00 <Atari> need to look like ashton kutcher to fit me
08:00 <Picard> your place is so old it has the water pipes outside the walls
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima stfu now the pom is back n  go have a cig
08:00 <Atari> love long hair
08:00 <British^Meat> got that chick on camera yet COD camera?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah dude it's an old building
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> completely renevated
08:00 <Rice> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn idiot
08:00 <Picard> sure it is
08:00 <British^Meat> dude u live in a block of flats with a bunch of arabs
08:00 <Atari> and have a ultra gay voice
08:00 <British^Meat> y pretend?
08:00 <Atari> and wear pink dresses
08:00 <Atari> that is uber ghey
08:00 <Picard> send us a pic of you and the model chic in your kitchen then we might believe you
09:00 <British^Meat> yer, she must be fucked in the head to move in with that spastic
09:00 <British^Meat> or PandasDontDrive cant afford the rent
09:00 <Atari> arab extreme muslims are hot when fucked by greek men
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> when im the rock'n'roll staaarrr
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 david cassidy
09:00 <Atari> kinda like sparta and persia
10:00 <Atari> simba, sorry but it is true man
10:00 <Atari> persian men are hot arses
10:00 <Picard> faggots
10:00 <simba> im not gay sorry
10:00 <Atari> i know
10:00 <Atari> i aint either
10:00 <Atari> i am bi
10:00 <Picard> thats why you hit on matthew hey simba
10:00 <Atari> but i aint after you toyboy simba
10:00 <British^Meat> :P)
10:00 <simba> bi plane?
11:00 <Atari> it's ok
11:00 <British^Meat> Picard is always so grumpy and angry
11:00 <British^Meat> i dont get
11:00 <Picard> i am?
11:00 <Atari> i want hot arab men
11:00 <British^Meat> probably
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Atari> i am greek
11:00 <British^Meat> its not like u have anything nice to say
11:00 <Atari> ever seen a arab turned faggot ?
11:00 <Picard> you just said i am not its only probably, make up your mind lad
11:00 <British^Meat> hah
11:00 <British^Meat> here we go...
11:00 <Picard> now*
11:00 <British^Meat> always on it :)
11:00 <Atari> haha
12:00 <Picard> British^Meat you are rather stupid
12:00 <British^Meat> hah
12:00 <British^Meat> u said that the other day
12:00 <British^Meat> u used all the old year 2000 trolls
12:00 <British^Meat> stupid
12:00 <British^Meat> unempolyed
12:00 <British^Meat> cant pay rent
12:00 <Picard> i still have the same opinion, you are yet to do anything to convince me you are not stupid
12:00 <British^Meat> infact the only whing u didnt say was that i was gay and fat
12:00 <Atari> Picard, getting a job is easy
13:00 <Atari> Picard, get up at 4am
13:00 <Picard> Atari i have a job
13:00 <British^Meat> go for the trifecta
13:00 <Atari> Picard, walk to a factory area, and ask for any job
13:00 <Atari> fuck employment agencies
13:00 <Atari> ok Picard
13:00 <Atari> that is how i work
13:00 <Atari> fuck middle men
13:00 <Atari> they dont do shit
14:00 <Atari> remember the CES ?
14:00 <Picard> yes i do
14:00 <Atari> ahhh
14:00 <Atari> fuck them
14:00 <Picard> fuck Atari u mst be old
14:00 <Atari> i am
14:00 <Atari> too old
14:00 <Picard> same
14:00 <Atari> i told the CES they are scum
14:00 <Atari> and walked out
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so putting on Hard Rain
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u seen that Atari?
15:00 <Atari> Commonwealth Employment Services
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Morgan Freeman, Christian Slater
15:00 <Atari> morgan is a great actor
15:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive where is the pic of the hot flatmate?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> would've been a box office hit, producers from SPEED but they put fuck all effort into the promotion of the film lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> on her fb n google i guess 
15:00 <Atari> i am the same Atari from the 90's when i logged on austnet
16:00 <Atari> you did not lose me :)
16:00 <Atari> although some wanted to be like me :)
16:00 <Picard> PandasDontDriveq u are a liar
16:00 <Atari> i decided to come back on
16:00 <Picard> exposed lad
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol her mum skyped from canada yo
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> but couldnt hear us
16:00 <Picard> lies
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> good timing too coz we had just come back from coles
16:00 <Atari> same ISP proves i am the original Atari from Austnet haydays
16:00 <Atari> anywya
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Atari i want one of you
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> R U A JOYSTICK?!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:00 <British^Meat> is she living with you because your mum pays the rent?
17:00 <British^Meat> rent free?
17:00 <Atari> PandasDontDrive, Atari ST 
17:00 <simba> who doesnt believe you Atari?
17:00 <Atari> i got 5 of those computers
17:00 <Atari> i have a lot of junk in the garages
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
17:00 <Atari> garage
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want an atari
17:00 <Atari> someone used my nick simba
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a NES 
17:00 <Atari> i dont care
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the spare room
17:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u talk so much shit
18:00 <British^Meat> yer, i dunno why he does that
18:00 <British^Meat> has this need to impress all the time
18:00 <British^Meat> dont get
18:00 <Atari> i want beagle back simba, pleaseeee :(
18:00 <Atari> i want to screw him
18:00 <Atari> ok i will shut up
18:00 <Atari> sorry
18:00 <Atari> just asking
18:00 <Picard> British^Meat this one time i will agree with you
18:00 <simba> beagle is a faggot
18:00 <Atari> i got him on paltalk fucking around
19:00 <Atari> if i get him back on here, i will use greek style on him
19:00 <Atari> it is safer
19:00 <simba> he's disgusting
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna post u Picard
19:00 <Atari> i know
19:00 <Atari> but trust beeeeh
19:00 <Atari> he is a good kid
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> not posting her fb tho
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn shed just do it herself neway
20:00 <Atari> trust the FDA, fucking dickhead association
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> this pics a bit old btw
20:00 <Atari> sprite sucks with vb
20:00 <Atari> shandy
20:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u googled some random chic lol
21:00 <Picard> i want a pic of u and her standing in your shit box unit
21:00 <Digerati> brb
21:00 <simba> Mutant_Magpie
21:00 <simba> <Atari> but trust beeeeh <Atari> he is a good kid - wtf?
21:00 <British^Meat> lol oh god
22:00 <British^Meat> he actually sent you something?
22:00 <simba> hes not good or a kid and i wouldnt trust him with a pencil
22:00 <British^Meat> sheeesh
22:00 <British^Meat> r u impressed?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn tinypic
22:00 <simba> no
22:00 <simba> he just said that
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mrdanger!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is up ladddddddddd?
22:00 <simba> vouches for beagle then beehh wtf
22:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive bad mouth beagle so i can send it to him on snapchat
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL vouches
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> SLAP ME HARDER N ON THE ARSE BRO! BROARSELOVESLAP
23:00 <Picard> i want a pic of u and her standing in your shit box unit
24:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q72/1472929_603845452984713_977918389_n.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> u weird cunt
24:00 <simba> pumba got owned
24:00 <Picard> lmfao google is your frined
24:00 <Picard> friend
24:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=11aamti&s=5
24:00 <Picard> lmfao
24:00 <Digerati> tinypic still exists ?
25:00 <simba> that looks like a prostitiute
25:00 <Digerati> cool stuff
25:00 <British^Meat> classy chick
26:00 <Digerati> tinypic, she is in her early 30's
26:00 <Digerati> yeah
26:00 <Digerati> possibly late 20's
26:00 <simba> yeah
26:00 <Digerati> very late 20's
26:00 <simba> possibly man
26:00 <simba> agreed
26:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive the shit talker exposed again
26:00 <British^Meat> probably female
26:00 <Picard> shemale
26:00 <British^Meat> probably brunette
26:00 <simba> two legs i think
26:00 <Digerati> italian whore
26:00 <simba> seems pretty common in women
27:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive tells a great story
27:00 <simba> yeah her thumbs look a little worn in. i think she played a lot of galactiga on the atari
27:00 <simba> yeah
27:00 <British^Meat> no, he doesnt
27:00 <Picard> if u want us to believe you we want a pic of you and her together
28:00 <simba> believe what?
28:00 <British^Meat> but even if its true, just who gives a fuck?
28:00 <simba> does he have a model at his house?
28:00 <Digerati> dude, i got a neighbour every morning, she walks her dog, i known her for over 40 years... same age, she is like 4'7 and weighs around 40 kilos. fucking gives me a boner, in the morning when she walks her dog
28:00 <Picard> simba yes
28:00 <British^Meat> like, i like u guys yer, but TBH im not here to impress you and i dont give a shit what you think about anything
28:00 <Pieter> Im  btinbinbb piiiiiiiegeeeeeeeeef      ck
28:00 <British^Meat> Youre so weird PandasDontDrive
28:00 <Digerati> slim and petite
28:00 <Digerati> she is italian
28:00 <Picard> he says she is living in his spare room
28:00 <Digerati> fucking hot angel
28:00 <Digerati> angel/devil
29:00 <Digerati> dont give a fck
29:00 <Picard> panda 0wned
29:00 <British^Meat> oh the spare room... where his computer is going to go
29:00 <British^Meat> if/when he gets it
29:00 <Picard> lmfao
29:00 <Digerati> i like her height and weight
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Digerati> fuck yeah
29:00 <Digerati> ride me high
29:00 <British^Meat> maybe thats why she can move in, coz his mate didnt bring over the pc the other day coz "wouldnt fit in his car"
29:00 <Digerati> die for her
29:00 <Digerati> only in my dreams
29:00 <Digerati> haha
30:00 <Digerati> i think i can date her
30:00 <Digerati> italians are my love
30:00 <Picard> Digerati anyone can date her for $300 an hour
30:00 <Digerati> i am greek
30:00 <Zade> lol
30:00 <Digerati> italians and greeks are like, let's go orgy 
30:00 <Serenity> kristin fairclough
31:00 <Picard> Serenity???
31:00 <simba> im down for an italian greek orgy
31:00 <Serenity> the girl in that pic you just posted
31:00 <Serenity> thats her name
31:00 <Digerati> greco roman orgy
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im very pickie when it comes to women
31:00 <Digerati> definately
31:00 <simba> is she a hooker serenity?
31:00 <Picard> simba you would be up for that if they were all male
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Thats why im single
31:00 <simba> im not gay Picard sorry
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I dont sell myself
31:00 <Picard> Serenity who is she?
31:00 <Digerati> aliissa romano
31:00 <Digerati> alissa romano
31:00 <Digerati> fuck yeah
31:00 <Digerati> she has tatts
31:00 <Serenity> some nobody actress
31:00 <Digerati> who's the boss
32:00 <Picard> Digerati do u mean alyssa milano?
32:00 <Digerati> the chick from that tv series
32:00 <Digerati> thats it
32:00 <Digerati> sorry, i am a bit drunk
32:00 <Picard> she was also in charmed 
32:00 <Digerati> yes
32:00 <Serenity> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmaBe-e-TzmJhAmkldNdx-QnPmLX1h4p2wu90__tr5tSDRtOtKag
32:00 <Digerati> angelic fave
32:00 <Serenity> same chick
32:00 <Digerati> face
32:00 <Picard> and something thats been on recently
32:00 <Digerati> hot body
32:00 <Digerati> she was on drugs in her teens i remember
33:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive just got 0wned
33:00 <Digerati> alyssa milano
33:00 <Serenity> huh?
33:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
33:00 <Picard> would you care to tell us another story?
33:00 <simba> its a story
33:00 <simba> of a lovely lady
34:00 <Serenity> oh was that his pic?
34:00 <Digerati> i found melissa gilbert hot it that porno movie she did with a greek guy, she played a prostitute is a movie called "ice house"
34:00 <Serenity> sorry im cooking i dunno whats happenin
34:00 <Serenity> g
34:00 <simba> whats cooking good looking 
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what are/did u end up cookin Serenity
34:00 <Digerati> she did that movie 1 year after little house
34:00 <Picard> yes Serenity 
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know what you'd call it tbh
35:00 <Digerati> she dresed in girls clothes
35:00 <Picard> he said that chic is living in his spare room
35:00 <Digerati> in the porno
35:00 <Serenity> roasted some chicken breast veggies some angel hair rice noodles
35:00 <Digerati> haha
35:00 <Digerati> fucking weirdo movie
35:00 <Doodle> roasted noodles
35:00 <Digerati> roast potatoes i feel like
35:00 <Digerati> i love potatoes
35:00 <Picard> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tina Arena is on tv :P
35:00 <Excessive> roasted doodles
35:00 <Serenity> i didnt roast the noodles you bone head
35:00 <Serenity> gosh
35:00 <Picard> love her
36:00 <Digerati> i went to school with arena in the 80's
36:00 <Digerati> flemington high school
36:00 <Picard> ok
36:00 <Digerati> another fucking tard
36:00 <Digerati> aint seen her since then
36:00 <Picard> my childhood fantasy 
36:00 <Digerati> she is same age as me
36:00 <Picard> loved her on ytt
36:00 <Digerati> and a posh bitch
36:00 <Digerati> she looked sexy on ytt
36:00 <Picard> how old are u
36:00 <Digerati> must admit
37:00 <Picard> she still is hot, for her age
37:00 <Digerati> johnny young is a pedo
37:00 <Digerati> but ffs
37:00 <Picard> probbaly 
37:00 <simba> Picards childhood fantasy is going back and ploughing through year 10 instead of dropping out to become... Picard
37:00 <Picard> simba i have a uni degree
37:00 <Picard> what do u have?
37:00 <simba> *z snap* owned u old man 
37:00 <Digerati> Picard, it is obvious
37:00 <Digerati> from the convos
37:00 <Digerati> of how old i am
38:00 <Picard> 40ish
38:00 <Digerati> history
38:00 <Digerati> never repeats
38:00 <Digerati> i tell myself
38:00 <Digerati> before i go to sleep
38:00 <simba> u guys r both combined age like 90
38:00 <Digerati> 80's music sucked
38:00 <Digerati> go 70's
38:00 <Picard> and that number is still double your iq simba
38:00 <Digerati> 70's made more sense
38:00 <simba> is not
38:00 <simba> dont lie
39:00 <Digerati> simba is a good guy
39:00 <simba> yeah dont spread lies about me
39:00 <simba> really uncool
39:00 <Picard> simba is a wank stain
39:00 <Digerati> he needs to learn to sperm mikey and longie more
39:00 <simba> lol what
39:00 <simba> longie and mikey are dead
39:00 <Digerati> now now be nice
39:00 <Digerati> little boy
39:00 <simba> their computers will never turn off
40:00 <Digerati> :)
40:00 <simba> they were too good at maintaining them
40:00 <simba> uptime is like 119 weeks now
40:00 <Digerati> hahaha
40:00 <Digerati> yeah right
40:00 <Digerati> till bill got at em
40:00 <simba> i promise
40:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Middle of the Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Totp 1971 (Aug 3, 2008) 2:46 - Category: Music - 5,686,349 views - 13,300 likes (97.7%), 315 dislikes (2.3%)
40:00 <Digerati> cum stain
40:00 <Zade> i must admit music in the 70's was good 
40:00 <Digerati> Z^E^U^S
40:00 <Digerati> get a life
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Maceo And The Macks - Soul Power 74.mp3 (5.12MB 192kbps Stereo 3:43)
40:00 <Picard> ahhh he 70`s
41:00 <Digerati> yes the 70's
41:00 <Picard> life was simple back then
41:00 <Doodle> Picard is in his 70s
41:00 <Digerati> we created austnet simba
41:00 <simba> Z^E^U^S
41:00 <Digerati> anyway
41:00 <Digerati> ellen de generes
41:00 <Digerati> i like her
41:00 <Rice> how old is evry1 here
41:00 <Digerati> she is a bitch
41:00 <Doodle> 70
41:00 <simba> 66666
41:00 <faux> 9
42:00 <Rice> 20
42:00 <Picard> rice im 14
42:00 <frayedknot> 475
42:00 <Digerati> with her 1 billion dollar wheel
42:00 <Digerati> she got over a billion
42:00 <simba> ellen de cum
42:00 <Atari> ha ha
42:00 <Digerati> stfu
42:00 <Rice> Picard: u said u was old
42:00 <Atari> can u type the password quick enough to rid me
42:00 <Picard> lol rice
42:00 <Picard> im 42
42:00 <Atard> Ha ha
42:00 <Simba> i luv cum
42:00 <Rice> lol
43:00 <Flamingo> Simba doesnt exist
43:00 <Flamingo> idiot
43:00 <Digerati> topic "simba: i love cum"
43:00 <Flamingo> try again
43:00 <Digerati> simba, i am not your enemy
43:00 <Flamingo> topic didnt change
43:00 <Digerati> i am not against you
43:00 <Flamingo> no i wasnt calling you an idiot
43:00 <Digerati> i am your friend
43:00 <Flamingo> i am your friend
43:00 <Flamingo> picard is the idiot
44:00 <Digerati> i am not after you simba
44:00 <Flamingo> n BOOM
44:00 <Digerati> so fucking relax
44:00 <Digerati> haha
44:00 <Flamingo> i wasnt calling u an idiot mate
44:00 <Digerati> had to happen
44:00 <Flamingo> i killed the idiot
44:00 <Digerati> he is a tard
44:00 <Digerati> hope he comes back :)
44:00 <Digerati> that was scary man
44:00 <Flamingo> wb
44:00 <Picard> ty
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Flamingo> owned u Picard
45:00 <Picard> u 0wned fuck all
45:00 <Flamingo> if news ltd printed this the headline would be like: OLD BALD MAN GETS OWNED
45:00 <Flamingo> prob
45:00 <Digerati> my nose bled, fucking covered the bed in blood
45:00 <Digerati> fuck that
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <Picard> be like u are 16 again and fucked a virgin
45:00 <Digerati> it sucked dude :)
45:00 <Flamingo> i was that virgin....
45:00 <Picard> fucking a virgin?
46:00 <Digerati> might turn the bed the other way
46:00 <Picard> Flamingo when did u first experience anal sex?
46:00 <Digerati> and tell them i fucked a virgin
46:00 <Flamingo> when i was a young wart hog
46:00 <Digerati> warts suck
46:00 <Picard> did u need lube>
47:00 <Digerati> dude that is sicko
47:00 <simba> yeah no anal sex discussion
47:00 <Digerati> chicks hate warts
47:00 <simba> not a big fan of anal sex
47:00 <Picard> simba thats not what u told matthew
47:00 <Digerati> stfu gay greek
47:00 <Digerati> :)
47:00 <Digerati> ;)
47:00 <simba> matthew loves me and you are jealous 
47:00 <simba> thats all there is 2 it
47:00 <simba> u want this Young Ass
47:00 <Digerati> loyd ?
48:00 <Digerati> essendon gay
48:00 <simba> essendon r gay
48:00 <Digerati> actually no
48:00 <Picard> no thanks
48:00 <Digerati> footscray are
48:00 <Picard> im not into faggots
48:00 <Digerati> like ackermanis
48:00 <simba> aka is a good man
48:00 <Digerati> met ackermanis at subway
48:00 <simba> those dogs were bad 2 him
48:00 <Digerati> what a fag
48:00 <Digerati> he got 2 kids
49:00 <Digerati> still keeps his stupid hairstyle
49:00 <simba> i'll fucking bash the shit out of you mate don't even get me started
49:00 <Digerati> looking like a skunk
49:00 <Picard> JwhatWcitylwasptheQleaderjofJtheRdelianpleague ? 
49:00 <Digerati> serbian cunts
49:00 <Digerati> :)
49:00 <Picard> simba u are nothing but a weak cunt u couldnt bash a kid at kinda
50:00 <simba> yes i could
50:00 <simba> easily
50:00 <simba> one swift boot to the face
50:00 <Digerati> leave my simba boi alone :) 
50:00 <simba> don't even try me
50:00 <simba> i will prove it
50:00 <Picard> weak cunt
50:00 <Picard> pathetic loser
50:00 <Picard> hides under his mums bed
50:00 <Digerati> simba turns me on
50:00 <simba> i will boot a kindergarden child in the face to prove to you i am not a weakling
50:00 <simba> okay
50:00 <simba> if thats what itll take, Picard....
50:00 <Zade> lol
50:00 <Picard> tight cunt
50:00 <Picard> tough*
50:00 <simba> if you really want me to bring children into this....
50:00 <Loof> Peddy Ped Ped Pedcard
51:00 <Digerati> umm
51:00 <Digerati> simba
51:00 <Digerati> STFU
51:00 <Picard> simba likes little boys
51:00 <Loof> pictard isn't there some 3 year old you should be raping?
51:00 <Digerati> bbl
51:00 <Digerati> sigh...
51:00 <simba> anal sex and kindergarden children, thats all we get from this guy......
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Digerati> :(
51:00 <Picard> loof isnt there some asian slut you should be throwing bricks at?
51:00 <simba> rudwe
51:00 <simba> rude
52:00 <simba> please mind your languasge
52:00 <simba> language
52:00 <Picard> simba u are a faggot
52:00 <simba> watch it Picard - second warning
52:00 <Picard> or wat u weak cunt
52:00 <simba> please mind your language 
53:00 <Picard> human nature are all faggots
53:00 <Picard> they take turns on the little guy
53:00 <Picard> simba get fucked cunt
53:00 <simba> please mind your manners 
53:00 <Picard> shut up cunt
53:00 <simba> there are human beings trying to communicate here
53:00 <simba> please be mindful of others
54:00 <Picard> you`re not one of them
54:00 <simba> wrong key mate
54:00 <simba> its ' not `
54:00 <simba> please be more careful
54:00 <Picard> ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
54:00 <Picard> ```````````````````````````````````````````
54:00 <simba> `
54:00 <Picard> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
55:00 <simba> brilliant
55:00 <faux> a ha
55:00 <faux> and stay out
55:00 <Digerati> hmm
55:00 <faux> ohhhfuckpie
56:00 <Digerati> how about a nick like "cumlord"
56:00 <crash> lordcumsalot
56:00 <Digerati> yeah
57:00 <Digerati> well to much
57:00 <Loof> and queencumslut
57:00 <crash> in other guys arseholes
57:00 <simba> cum is a good 1
57:00 <Digerati> fuck this sprite
57:00 <crash> its original and creative
57:00 <Digerati> sprite is gay
57:00 <Digerati> i must admit
58:00 <simba> lift owns
58:00 <simba> fanta owns
58:00 <crash> passio owns
58:00 <Digerati> sunkist tastes better then fanta
58:00 <Excessive> fanta is too sweet
58:00 <Digerati> it is
58:00 <simba> i hear that said a lot
58:00 <Digerati> tastes like woman sperm
59:00 <faux> owned https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=565372700217735
59:00 <Q{> fanta sweet ice tea tastes better than sunkist
59:00 <crash> original fanta orange is good
59:00 <Digerati> some people have unopened bottles of coke from the 50's
59:00 <Digerati> wanna try them ?
59:00 <simba> the fantas i had in london were incredible one was pineapple the other was lemonade or something both amazing
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo simba
00:00 <simba> pineapple fanta was very sweet
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> jb hi fi ps4 comp still goin
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u check em out on fb
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> can still enter 
00:00 <British^Meat> dont u have 3 already?
00:00 <Digerati> PandasDontDrive  at highpoint ?
00:00 <crash> i entered 7 times for the hourly one pizzahut does
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> highpoint?
00:00 <faux> purple fanta is the best
00:00 <crash> boss shouted us pizzas for working last sat
00:00 <Digerati> ps4 comp
00:00 <faux> and red
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol crash
00:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup bro
00:00 <Digerati> ffs
01:00 <crash> so i used all the ps4 codes
01:00 <Digerati> PandasDontDrive, you stoned ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna zombies later probs wit kristin 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> drinkin coopers red yo
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> havin dinner cooked for us
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
01:00 <simba> Haha.
01:00 <British^Meat> huhu
01:00 <crash> herher
01:00 <simba> i dont want a ps4 i want a sega dreamcast
02:00 <British^Meat> no
02:00 <British^Meat> u want a wii u
02:00 <crash> i just wanted a free next gen console
02:00 <simba> maybe
03:00 <chris[m]> simba, I have a ps4... is good, but no great games for it atm
03:00 <simba> no
03:00 <simba> have 2 wait for something!!
03:00 <British^Meat> is that chris chris or just chris?
03:00 <simba> some chris whos aalways [m]
03:00 <Digerati> BIG BURRITO
03:00 <chris[m]> just chris will do
03:00 <crash> the perfect human has no freckles ?
04:00 <chris[m]> [m] is for male, stop the indian and paki males asking me to marry them for a visa
04:00 <Digerati> did i break your concentration ?
04:00 <simba> i thought it meant mobile
04:00 <Digerati> shoves  a big burrito in simba's mouth
05:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you still play wordwithfriends ?
05:00 <Digerati> Nikky`, you still horny ?
05:00 <simba> 3DS XL is what every1 should want they are insane
06:00 <British^Meat> why do ppl sport goatees?
06:00 <crash> not sure British^Meat 
06:00 <crash> maybe to lazy to shave
06:00 <simba> to let others know theyre gay 
07:00 <crash> razor blades are expensive
07:00 <British^Meat> i reckon when i was 18 i had one for about a week b4 i thought **fuck this**
07:00 <simba> nah i bought a cheap electric razer for like 15 bux to see what its like and it is fine 
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I do crash
08:00 <Digerati> http://abc.net.au/res/streaming/audio/windows/classic_fm.asx
08:00 <crash> are you any good ?
08:00 <Nikky`> no
08:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
08:00 <Digerati> Nikky`, you single ?
08:00 <Digerati> nick Atari
09:00 <crash> you would be pro by now Nikky` 
09:00 <Nikky`> Why do you ask?
09:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok crash
09:00 <Digerati> cos i love horny women
09:00 <Nikky`> I see..then go find one
10:00 <Digerati> so you never horny ?
10:00 <Nikky`> Nope
10:00 <Digerati> oh well
10:00 <Digerati> folks, she is a eunuch
10:00 <Digerati> no libido
10:00 <Digerati> you like horny women Nikky` ?
11:00 <Nikky`> will you shut up
11:00 <crash> lol
11:00 <Digerati> i like to watch for $$$$
11:00 <Digerati> oh come on
11:00 <Digerati> don't be shy
11:00 <Digerati> it's only money
12:00 <Digerati> burp
12:00 <Digerati> rofl
12:00 <Digerati> Nikky`, just kidding sweetness
12:00 <Digerati> relax
12:00 <Digerati> sorru
13:00 <Atari> bbl
13:00 <crash> geese Atari 
13:00 <crash> i try to bring Nikky` back into chat and you scare her off
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay crash
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u seen Hard Rain?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> morgan freeman, christian slater?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn got that crankin bro
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> cod later?
14:00 <British^Meat> fkn
14:00 <crash> haven't seen it PandasDontDrive 
14:00 <crash> morgan freeman any good in it ?
15:00 <Atari> threw a cigarette at a bitch
15:00 <Atari> flicked it at her'
15:00 <Atari> by accident
15:00 <Atari> it was dark
15:00 <Atari> that is my diary for today
15:00 <British^Meat> oi fkn aye
15:00 <Atari> she yelled "OoooEERRahHH"
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah bro
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav film with him in it besides SE7EN
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's so good in it bro
16:00 <crash> i started getting back into bops
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> only reason it wasnt a box office hit (producers made speed) was because they didnt promote it right
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice same
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta prestige to max for shit on ghosts
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol brb cig
25:00 <crash> Nikky`: is it ok if i wear socks inside out ?
25:00 <Nikky`> Its your feet, go nuts
26:00 <crash> nah more me, ocd
26:00 <crash> i actually corrected one of my socks this morning
26:00 <crash> wb fawks 
27:00 <fawks> Ty 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love been cooked for
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
29:00 <crash> nice
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn this movie owns bro
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl it Hard Rain
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> after this we'll get on cod bro
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> blops2
36:00 <eX> http://www.change.org/en-AU/petitions/to-the-australian-government-and-the-governor-general-we-reject-tony-abbott-and-the-lnp?share_id=jwlvaUYKWZ&utm_campaign=share_button_action_box&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition
38:00 <eX> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1469772_779705958710677_2137385616_n.jpg
42:00 <Pieter> Im gonna pit an ad on craigslist   sayying im a gigelo and im worth $10,000
42:00 <Pieter> Put
42:00 <couleurs> hey Pieter did u get you're ps4 preorder yet
42:00 <Pieter> Tranvestites not need to apply
42:00 <Pieter> Im not a ps4 person
42:00 <Pieter> Preorder
42:00 <Pieter> Ps4 is out
42:00 <Pieter> L.
42:00 <Pieter> :/
42:00 <Pieter> Is it me or does the inxs guy look like heath leadger
42:00 <Pieter> The tv show
42:00 <Pieter> Is it me or does the inxs guy look like heath leadger
42:00 <Pieter> The tv show
43:00 <Pieter> No need to preorder
43:00 <Pieter> Do you wanna have ps4 sex ?
43:00 <Picard> no, its just you
43:00 <xm> Pieter: just ask your TV, as you usually do
43:00 <Pieter> Ffffuck j=hoooooooojj   @@@@
43:00 <Picard> lol 
43:00 <georgeandwell> i am god
43:00 <Pieter> I did
43:00 <Picard> no, its just you
43:00 <xm> Pieter: just ask your TV, as you usually do
43:00 <Pieter> Ffffuck j=hoooooooojj   @@@@
43:00 <Picard> lol 
43:00 <georgeandwell> i am god
43:00 <Pieter> I did
44:00 <georgeandwell> who here loves satan
44:00 <Pieter> It  dint w[
44:00 <JingleBalls> :o
44:00 <JingleBalls> re00ww
44:00 <georgeandwell> who here loves satan
44:00 <Pieter> It  dint w[
44:00 <JingleBalls> :o
44:00 <JingleBalls> re00ww
45:00 <Pieter> What day is iy today
45:00 <Pieter> These meds have made me sleep the whole day
45:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
45:00 <Shads_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-wild
45:00 <Shads_> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> Will you be at my place xmas morning so I can unwrap you JingleBalls?
45:00 <JingleBalls> i'll be at work
45:00 <JingleBalls> :\
45:00 <Shads_> :(
45:00 <Nikky`> work smork
45:00 <ooomp> Grinch!
45:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
45:00 <JingleBalls> lol its not like i have a choice
45:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
45:00 <Shads_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-wild
45:00 <Shads_> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> Will you be at my place xmas morning so I can unwrap you JingleBalls?
45:00 <JingleBalls> i'll be at work
45:00 <JingleBalls> :\
45:00 <Shads_> :(
45:00 <Nikky`> work smork
45:00 <ooomp> Grinch!
45:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
45:00 <JingleBalls> lol its not like i have a choice
46:00 <Pieter> I been on the sofa anf i just woke up
46:00 <couleurs> tuesday
46:00 <Pieter> :/
46:00 <Pieter> BHMMM @THIS android
46:00 <couleurs> BHHHMMMM
46:00 <Pieter> Unfortunate milf gets brutally raped bya devil hypnotist
46:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
46:00 <ooomp> We all have a choice
46:00 <Nikky`> It is so
46:00 <Nikky`> you can quit
46:00 <JingleBalls> piss off!
46:00 <ooomp> We do!
46:00 <JingleBalls> theyre paying me right now
46:00 <JingleBalls> why would i quit
46:00 <Nikky`> Coz I said so?
46:00 <JingleBalls> boooooooooooo
46:00 <Nikky`> Why are you not listening
46:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
46:00 <ooomp> We all have a choice
46:00 <Nikky`> It is so
46:00 <Nikky`> you can quit
46:00 <JingleBalls> piss off!
46:00 <ooomp> We do!
46:00 <JingleBalls> theyre paying me right now
46:00 <JingleBalls> why would i quit
46:00 <Nikky`> Coz I said so?
46:00 <JingleBalls> boooooooooooo
46:00 <Nikky`> Why are you not listening
47:00 <Pieter> Weird
47:00 <couleurs> cool
47:00 <Pieter> ://
47:00 <Pieter> I wont clck it
47:00 <Pieter> I might get hhorny  :/
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone seen the american girl with the dragon tattoo
47:00 <ooomp> JingleBalls rarely listens Nikky` :/
47:00 <Nikky`> I know ooomp :/
47:00 <Nikky`> mean SOB he is
47:00 <JingleBalls> assholes
47:00 <ooomp> :D
47:00 <ooomp> JingleBalls rarely listens Nikky` :/
47:00 <Nikky`> I know ooomp :/
47:00 <Nikky`> mean SOB he is
47:00 <JingleBalls> assholes
47:00 <ooomp> :D
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinking of dl it
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> but got the millenium trilogy swede ones
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb u old sad fat fuck
48:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u fucking fraud
48:00 <couleurs> yes i've sean it
48:00 <Picard> got any more fake pics u pathetic drug fucked cunt
48:00 <Liinda> shawshank redemption is such a cool movie
48:00 <Liinda> =)
48:00 <Serenity> he only listens if you.. jingle his balls.. the right way
48:00 <georgeandwell> is it?
48:00 <Shads_> VAGINA
48:00 <Nikky`> hug. I meant hug
48:00 <JingleBalls> good lord
48:00 <ooomp> Have you gotten a Xmas present for your pussy JingleBalls?
48:00 <Liinda> yeh, its on  now
48:00 <JingleBalls> no
48:00 <JingleBalls> i dont even have a tree up
48:00 <ooomp> Why not?!
48:00 <Nikky`> It is one of my faves Liinda
48:00 <JingleBalls> or decorations
48:00 <Liinda> shawshank redemption is such a cool movie
48:00 <Liinda> =)
48:00 <Serenity> he only listens if you.. jingle his balls.. the right way
48:00 <georgeandwell> is it?
48:00 <Shads_> VAGINA
48:00 <Nikky`> hug. I meant hug
48:00 <JingleBalls> good lord
48:00 <ooomp> Have you gotten a Xmas present for your pussy JingleBalls?
48:00 <Liinda> yeh, its on  now
48:00 <JingleBalls> no
48:00 <JingleBalls> i dont even have a tree up
48:00 <ooomp> Why not?!
48:00 <Nikky`> It is one of my faves Liinda
48:00 <JingleBalls> or decorations
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fraud?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fake pics
49:00 <Picard> yes fraud
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i posted u a real pic
49:00 <Picard> that sluts pic u posted
49:00 <Picard> some d grade actress
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you say it again it should be to my face
49:00 <couleurs> yer u a fraud bro
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> when ur in sa
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fat fuck
49:00 <Picard> Serenity posted her other pics
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> go fuck ur fat wife
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and
49:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u are full of shit
49:00 <Nikky`> I will do my xmas shopping tomorrow after my hair appt
49:00 <georgeandwell> thats a stephen king novel
49:00 <JingleBalls> because i dont want some little chinese kid to die so i can have 6000 styrofoam bits of shit on a fake tree
49:00 <Liinda> Nikky` yeh same!
49:00 <JingleBalls> that will end up as landfill
49:00 <Liinda> JingleBalls why not het a real tree?
49:00 <xm> you can send it to the phillipines for some kids to float on
49:00 <JingleBalls> lol
49:00 <Liinda> *get
49:00 <Nikky`> I will do my xmas shopping tomorrow after my hair appt
49:00 <georgeandwell> thats a stephen king novel
49:00 <JingleBalls> because i dont want some little chinese kid to die so i can have 6000 styrofoam bits of shit on a fake tree
49:00 <Liinda> Nikky` yeh same!
49:00 <JingleBalls> that will end up as landfill
49:00 <Liinda> JingleBalls why not het a real tree?
49:00 <xm> you can send it to the phillipines for some kids to float on
49:00 <JingleBalls> lol
49:00 <Liinda> *get
50:00 <Picard> the great pretender
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent eaten yet bro Kristin is cooking for us
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> some chicken thing
50:00 <Picard> talk more shit
50:00 <JingleBalls> i live alone nobody would see it, no point
50:00 <Nikky`> How I think JingleBalls
50:00 <JingleBalls> see Nikky` knows
50:00 <JingleBalls> actually
50:00 <Liinda> You can always invite us over JingleBalls
50:00 <JingleBalls> i made an angel for my tree years ago, looks just like Nikky`
50:00 <Nikky`> Nawww I feel all warm n fuzzy right now
50:00 <JingleBalls> nobody would come
50:00 <Nikky`> I just did
50:00 <Liinda> I would =)
50:00 <JingleBalls> i live alone nobody would see it, no point
50:00 <Nikky`> How I think JingleBalls
50:00 <JingleBalls> see Nikky` knows
50:00 <JingleBalls> actually
50:00 <Liinda> You can always invite us over JingleBalls
50:00 <JingleBalls> i made an angel for my tree years ago, looks just like Nikky`
50:00 <Nikky`> Nawww I feel all warm n fuzzy right now
50:00 <JingleBalls> nobody would come
50:00 <Nikky`> I just did
50:00 <Liinda> I would =)
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro what shit
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> u asked for a pic i posted u a pic of her
51:00 <georgeandwell> hi
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes in the kitchen cooking u fat fuck
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> smd u jealous cunt
51:00 <crash> Sevi is here again
51:00 <Sevi> what ...
51:00 <Sevi> where??
51:00 <crash> what do you like about us Sevi 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not fraudulent cunt
51:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <xm> JingleBalls seems like a nice guy. his job must be to volunteer at Lifeline saving suicidal people. and you guys want him to quit? some emos might die!
51:00 <Liinda> squirter?
51:00 <JingleBalls> if i volunteered they wouldnt pay me
51:00 <JingleBalls> and i dont work for lifeline, fuck people
51:00 <JingleBalls> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/tittie-angel.jpg
51:00 <JingleBalls> great days
51:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <xm> JingleBalls seems like a nice guy. his job must be to volunteer at Lifeline saving suicidal people. and you guys want him to quit? some emos might die!
51:00 <Liinda> squirter?
51:00 <JingleBalls> if i volunteered they wouldnt pay me
51:00 <JingleBalls> and i dont work for lifeline, fuck people
51:00 <JingleBalls> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/tittie-angel.jpg
51:00 <JingleBalls> great days
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway that cunt British^Meat owned u the other day Picard.
52:00 <Sevi> ppl actually talk :D
52:00 <Sevi> that is what I like :)
52:00 <Sevi> conversation
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp Sevi
52:00 <crash> meaningless conversation
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> conversing is what we do best
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo crash
52:00 <Picard> Liinda hello darling
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <xm> innocent kids will just think it's a girl playing with 2 poke balls
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sexxx
52:00 <JingleBalls> lol
52:00 <JingleBalls> her tits kept falling off
52:00 <Picard> Liinda hello darling
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <xm> innocent kids will just think it's a girl playing with 2 poke balls
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sexxx
52:00 <JingleBalls> lol
52:00 <JingleBalls> her tits kept falling off
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u doin tonite
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> just wana make sure if ur up for blops2 later
53:00 <crash> im sitting on my arse
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> multi or zombies?
53:00 <Sevi> just chilling PandasDontDrive, u?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool we're just watchin that movie bro
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye chillin Sevi
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait to game ffs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <Sevi> crash, no matter how meaningless it can be at times, its still good :)
53:00 <JingleBalls> so i gave up
53:00 <Liinda> hey picard!
53:00 <xm> that's a pretty good effort though JingleBalls 
53:00 <JingleBalls> lol ta
53:00 <JingleBalls> so i gave up
53:00 <Liinda> hey picard!
53:00 <xm> that's a pretty good effort though JingleBalls 
53:00 <JingleBalls> lol ta
54:00 <Picard> and Serenity posted a differnt pic of the same slut, funny dont you think?
54:00 <crash> i like irc genes
54:00 <crash> we should not have kids Sevi 
54:00 <crash> so just get your tubes tied
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol picard stfu dude
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody cares about u
55:00 <Sevi> crash, I currently can't have kids anyway
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> u old fat disabled fuck
55:00 <Sevi> so there's no problem there
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> go pull ur tiny dick out to another chick on cam
55:00 <crash> Sevi: yeah i know sorry - bad joke
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> BABY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
55:00 <Sevi> *shrugs*
56:00 <couleurs> !pisces
56:00 <crash> i have about 15 freckles on my left forearm
56:00 <crash> is this about average
56:00 <Sevi> crash, each person is different :P
57:00 <Sevi> you're just abnormal :P
57:00 <crash> why, how many freckles do you have on your left forearm
57:00 <Sevi> too many :D
57:00 <SassyMeMow> ENOUGH TALK
57:00 <crash> lol
58:00 <SassyMeMow> HAND OVER THE GIRL
58:00 <Sevi> do I have to go?
58:00 <crash> you failed the join melbourne chat test
58:00 <Pieter> THHHEEEN   GO!!!!!
59:00 <Sevi> there's a chat test?
59:00 <SassyMeMow> crash: approximately 17
59:00 <Pieter> Awwwwwwwwww  doooooooonr go :(
59:00 <Pieter> GO THEN
59:00 <Pieter> Ok  ddont  go  :(
59:00 <crash> SassyMeMow: sweet :P
59:00 <crash> i find its a good way to keep your math skill up to date as well
00:00 <crash> plus you learned something about yourself
00:00 <Sevi> crash, I do that enough with cupcake making AND at work
00:00 <SassyMeMow> 3 are larger than the rest
00:00 <crash> not of much use though
00:00 <crash> same
00:00 <crash> also they are all around the same area
00:00 <SassyMeMow> no
01:00 <crash> next time i speak to mum ill shall ask her why i don't have 17 freckles
01:00 <SassyMeMow> my left boob almost has the southern cross in freckles on it 
01:00 <crash> its surely a sign SassyMeMow :P
01:00 <Sevi> I have a mole on my left boob, and one freckle :)
02:00 <SassyMeMow> righty only has one tiny one
02:00 <crash> so safer to lick the right one ?
02:00 <Excessive> I have a freckle on my peepee
02:00 <Pieter> One of your boobs is bigger than the other
03:00 <Pieter> Andd not a slightly  bigger '''''
03:00 <Pieter> MASSIVVELY  BIGGER
03:00 <Pieter> Its like
03:00 <Pieter> B cup to c cup
03:00 <Pieter> Midget hands can cup  it and then ya need a giant to cup the other!
04:00 <couleurs> Shut Up , Pieter 
05:00 <Pieter> Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
05:00 <Pieter> Oops
05:00 <Pieter> Im trying
05:00 <Pieter> But nothings happening
05:00 <Pieter> Fuckin fifarers/1
07:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: hard to get games on hardcore on bops2 now
08:00 <simba> bazinga
09:00 <Pieter> Fuckkiiiiiiin   valium
09:00 <Pieter> Makinf mee inutty
11:00 <slower> Pieter why do you need drugs, and isnt valium to calm you down rather than nutty?
11:00 <Pieter> I dunno
12:00 <Pieter> Im not really on shit but i figure why not mention it seeing as everuyone else doess every otjher time
12:00 <Pieter> Lifes pretty straight without pieter
12:00 <Pieter> :)
12:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive got 0wned and he is crying like a bitch
13:00 <Pieter> PandasDontDrive:did you get owned;
13:00 <crash> in luck found a 30 day xbox live gold trial voucher
14:00 <Pieter> Why   be owwwned fooooor\\\\\]]]]]]]
14:00 <Kelevra> Pieter I'm selling a placenta would you please check out how much those go for at your nearest cash converters?
14:00 <Kelevra> It's not old and in good condition
15:00 <SassyMeMow> MAGENTA PLACENTA
15:00 <Pieter> Eat it
15:00 <SassyMeMow> that was my brothers Drag name
15:00 <Kelevra> No, it's not for eating, it's a special kind of placenta 
15:00 <crash> can't you buy used panties from cash converters
15:00 <crash> Kelevra: sell yours
15:00 <Kelevra> No I don't think so
15:00 <Kelevra> No, mine are worthless
16:00 <Kelevra> not many men have been in my current panties
16:00 <crash> you ask to much Kelevra 
16:00 <Kelevra> I know =(
16:00 <crash> we haven't built that kind of man yet
16:00 <Kelevra> fkn christ my luck is shit
18:00 <Excessive> Mel, in Melb still or back in Bris?
18:00 <Picard> Serenity
18:00 <Kelevra> Melb, heading to brisbane early next year
18:00 <Excessive> rite
19:00 <Kelevra> jan or feb depending on weather
19:00 <Excessive> k
19:00 <Kelevra> cbf with storms and flooding, last year it was wretched
20:00 <Kelevra> Where are you @ these days?
20:00 <Picard> prison
20:00 <stebie> <Pieter> Lifes pretty straight without pieter  <-- so, does that mean life with Pieter is gay?
20:00 <Picard> lol stebie
20:00 <SassyMeMow> PMSL
21:00 <Kelevra> prison is the new crown casino
21:00 <Picard> speaking of crown im staying there in 2 weeks :P
21:00 <PietSAbabe> NOT FUNNY STEBIE
21:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuugoz8e13Q
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enough Talk Remix (Mar 7, 2012) 0:53 - Category: Entertainment - 3,261 views - 16 likes (72.7%), 6 dislikes (27.3%)
21:00 <SassyMeMow> im going to make up a dance to this remix
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Its  a twistie thing
22:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=11aamti&s=5   <---pandas flatmate lol
22:00 <Picard> ty :) 
22:00 <PeterSarsgaard> She's very beautiful
22:00 <Kelevra> Picard I'll sell you the rights to my daughter when she's 30 if you let me stay at crown and you go to a low budget motel kthnx
22:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Is that the canadian?
22:00 <couleurs> nice when did he become a she
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> new flatmate
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the canadian girl
23:00 <Picard> 30? wtf
23:00 <Picard> try 18 and its a deal
23:00 <SassyMeMow> ew
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> FRESH PUSSY@!@
23:00 <Picard> i could be dead in 30 years lol
23:00 <Kelevra> yeah cause when she's 30 you'll be dead or she'll have the gaul to say no
23:00 <stebie> i is covered in confetti \m/
23:00 <Excessive> Mel, I'm in Sydney still like always, though moved from my old 2 bedder at Lane Cove to a 1 bedder in Crows Nest
23:00 <Picard> if she is like u she wont be saying no to anyone lol
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbbfffe''
24:00 <Kelevra> if she's anything like me, she'll be dead in a couple of years cause I'll have beaten her to death
24:00 <SassyMeMow> HELP
24:00 <SassyMeMow> I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THE ARNIE REMIX
24:00 <stebie> what arnie remix?
25:00 <Kelevra> actually I was a good kid
25:00 <SassyMeMow> its all because of wahld plooooooooburries
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> give it 15 years and if she's like me I'll beat her
25:00 <Kelevra> ^.-
25:00 <Picard> wait till the bitch is a teenager
25:00 <SassyMeMow> the one i am choreographing a dance to
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah fkn period and hormones
25:00 <Kelevra> erghhhh
26:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuugoz8e13Q
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enough Talk Remix (Mar 7, 2012) 0:53 - Category: Entertainment - 3,261 views - 16 likes (72.7%), 6 dislikes (27.3%)
26:00 <Picard> i got one of those cunts now
26:00 <Picard> 13yo little bitch
26:00 <Kelevra> I actually had to look at her then lol
26:00 <Picard> and a 14yo son ffs u should try living here
26:00 <Kelevra> I was like 'savour this moment'
26:00 <Picard> yes you should
26:00 <simba> SassyMeMow idgi
26:00 <Serenity> rofl
26:00 <Serenity> ugh i have a teen in 4 years im scared
26:00 <Kelevra> oneday the little bitch will be like 'no, I hate you'
27:00 <SassyMeMow> simba: look who's talking.
27:00 <Picard> Serenity did u read where PandasDontDrive is telling us that chic is in his kitchen cooking him some chicken dish
27:00 <Kelevra> Serenity be afraid be very afraid
27:00 <simba> ?
27:00 <Kelevra> the 'i hate yous' are coming
27:00 <Serenity> i havent read anything i just got home
27:00 <Serenity> shes already a bitch mel lol
27:00 <Serenity> gearing up for puberty
27:00 <Kelevra> lmao but she's so sweet looking
27:00 <stebie> SassyMeMow, he said he doesn't get it
28:00 <Serenity> shes sooo not
28:00 <Kelevra> little wretch
28:00 <simba> yea i dont get why its repeating that part
28:00 <stebie> back to the soccer, ciao o/
28:00 <Kelevra> Picard I doubt anyone cooks for josh tbh
28:00 <Kelevra> bai stebie
28:00 <Picard> lol Kelevra
28:00 <simba> r u watching chinese league or something
29:00 <Picard> might cook him up some ice
29:00 <Kelevra> rachie once melted cheese on a plate at his house
29:00 <Kelevra> and he went ballistic
29:00 <simba> go 4LIVERPOOL
29:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=11aamti&s=5
29:00 <Kelevra> I never once ate in his house
29:00 <Picard> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmaBe-e-TzmJhAmkldNdx-QnPmLX1h4p2wu90__tr5tSDRtOtKag
29:00 <Picard> thats his house mate lol
29:00 <Kelevra> I'd starve or go get kfc
29:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't have a housemate
30:00 <Picard> i know
30:00 <Picard> Serenity exposed his lies
30:00 <Kelevra> he'd never have a housemate unless it was a chick he was banging
30:00 <Serenity> aye dnt get me involved lol
30:00 <Serenity> i was just telling you who was in the pic
30:00 <Picard> and he wouldnt be banging that chic lol
31:00 <simba> Hahaha.
31:00 <Kelevra> last chick he banged to my knowledge was kristy then some ashley girl who I never heard of nor believe existed
31:00 <Excessive> he started it last nite or the nite b4 abt pickin up or knowin some stripper/s and then it got to that one is stayin over all of a sudden
31:00 <Picard> ashley is his sister?
31:00 <simba> i dont think any of them are real
31:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't have a sister
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Picard> more lies then
31:00 <Kelevra> he has a brother named toby
31:00 <Picard> cunt showed me a pic of this hot chic and said it was his sister
32:00 <simba> he calls ashlee his sister
32:00 <Kelevra> look he broke dylans nose with a maglite, slashed dylans hand
32:00 <B1-not-here> he reckons he has a hot canadian ex playmate bunny staying at his house for 2 weeks
32:00 <Kelevra> I've woken up all bloody at his house
32:00 <simba> him and dylan were pretty nuts together though werent they
32:00 <Kelevra> it's just not how you make butter
32:00 <Picard> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmaBe-e-TzmJhAmkldNdx-QnPmLX1h4p2wu90__tr5tSDRtOtKag
32:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=11aamti&s=5
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah nuts but fuck, who the fuck smashes their mates to that extent
33:00 <Kelevra> dyls mum works for the cops
33:00 <simba> nutters
33:00 <Picard> drugs make u do crazy shit
33:00 <Kelevra> wasn't even drugs man
33:00 <simba> not really
33:00 <Kelevra> it's just fkn craziness
33:00 <simba> maybe not taking his medication, if anything
33:00 <Picard> are you saying josh is just fucked up??
33:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm just saying it's fkn nuts, period
34:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck does that shit
34:00 <Picard> good point
34:00 <Picard> id like someone to do that to simba
34:00 <Kelevra> I use to go crazy as in party hard but it's not like I'd go attack someone
34:00 <Picard> yeah thats fucked up
34:00 <simba> youd like to do it yourself because youre an upset old man
34:00 <Kelevra> why would you wish that upon simba?
34:00 <simba> ;!)
35:00 <Picard> simba is a cockhead
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now now
35:00 <simba> <Picard> simba upsets me
35:00 <Picard> id lol if he was run over by a tram
35:00 <Kelevra> he is sometimes but a knocking to break bones isn't called for imo
35:00 <Picard> cut his legs off at the knees
35:00 <simba> he'd bang my corpse
35:00 <Kelevra> he would
35:00 <Kelevra> lol
35:00 <Picard> nuh thanks
35:00 <Bastardly_One> necrophilia
35:00 <simba> he's seen like 12 different people the past decade in mildura, he's going insane himself
35:00 <Picard> only corpse id bang here is Kelevra
35:00 <simba> he's like panda in 20 years, i've always thought
36:00 <Bastardly_One> for when you feel like cracking open a cold one
36:00 <Kelevra> aww shucks
36:00 <Picard> and maybe Serenity
36:00 <Kelevra> I'd fuck her alive
36:00 <Picard> same
36:00 <Kelevra> I'd wear her as a hat
36:00 <Picard> she is a sweetie
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> l0l
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> mrllllllllllllllll
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezzz
36:00 <Kelevra> HOLA NIGZ
37:00 <Serenity> my cat makes that sound man
37:00 <Serenity> mrrlll
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh noes!
37:00 <Serenity> usually means hes starving
37:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive do u have a model staying with u
37:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive hows the fake model going in the kitchen???
37:00 <simba> no tact
37:00 <Kelevra> my baby makes that noise and when I try to ignore it she snarls like a pig
37:00 <Picard> has she cooked up a fake meal?
37:00 <Serenity> hahah nawwww
37:00 <Serenity> babiesss
37:00 <Serenity> i want her
37:00 <Picard> babies suck
38:00 <Picard> they are useless
38:00 <Kelevra> haha you're crazy, I'll trade you, get me a puppy
38:00 <Kelevra> =P
38:00 <Serenity> you can have lily
38:00 <Picard> id prefer a dog
38:00 <PieterMeMowStalking> Nite
38:00 <Kelevra> when I was pregnant everyones like 'what are you hoping for' I said 'a puppy' I got so many fkn foul looks it was incredible
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mel
38:00 <Kelevra> I'd take lily, least she can say 'I want, I need'
38:00 <Sevi> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> people seem to be sensitive about that shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gold
39:00 <Kelevra> babies are like aliens
39:00 <Serenity> im hoping for a fucking baby what else
39:00 <Bastardly_One> babies are awesome
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a baby that won't stfu?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hand them over
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're probably trying to work out wtf I am
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is why they really go quiet
39:00 <Kelevra> nah when they'd say be srs I'd say 'a healthy baby' but I really did want the puppy
39:00 <Sevi> if you don't hand them over to Bastardly_One, hand them over to me, I'll have them sleeping in a matter of seconds
39:00 <fawks> lmo
39:00 <fawks> lmao
40:00 <fawks> imagine giving birth to a puppy
40:00 <fawks> and saying phew
40:00 <Kelevra> DUDE
40:00 <simba> imagine giving birth to a skeleton
40:00 <Kelevra> haven't you youtubed a birth
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you calling mel a bitch forks?
40:00 <fawks> how awks 
40:00 <Kelevra> women are like dogs during child birth, I was so thankful I had a c section
40:00 <simba> u what
40:00 <Kelevra> it's like a dog giving birth otherwise
40:00 <Kelevra> it's all spreading and ewky
41:00 <SassyMeMow> wtf
41:00 <simba> did u have a baby
41:00 <Kelevra> stretching of skin
41:00 <Serenity> nahhh youd be so much more comfortable right now without the csec
41:00 <Kelevra> simba yeah two weeks ago
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't of said the creature that spawned my son gave birth like a dog
41:00 <simba> did ya mel
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how much of a bitch she is
41:00 <simba> is it a boy or girl and congratulations
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah but I have internal stitches so my fanny is all not pissing everywhere
41:00 <Kelevra> girl, thanks =)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats too mel
41:00 <Bastardly_One> name?
41:00 <Sevi> congrats :D
41:00 <simba> this is a great moment in irc history
42:00 <Serenity> ive had both id take the broken vag any day haha
42:00 <Kelevra> Angelina Marlene Rose
42:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even know you were having one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nice name
42:00 <simba> what about ang's dad 
42:00 <Sevi> pretty name :)
42:00 <Serenity> what about him
42:00 <Kelevra> her dads probably dead or going to die, who knows
42:00 <Kelevra> I fuck old men
42:00 <simba> is he unrelated to mel's irc story
42:00 <Kelevra> ^.-
42:00 <simba> ok sounds like it
43:00 <simba> congraju
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't mine
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
43:00 <Kelevra> haha
43:00 <Serenity> its not mine i swea
43:00 <Serenity> r
43:00 <Kelevra> YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
43:00 <Kelevra> TY MAURY
43:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats though ...
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... some other despo old cunt
43:00 <simba> ~amasing news~ **irc has a new son**
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah congrats my ass, babies are shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean lucky old man
44:00 <Serenity> i have the best present for you btw
44:00 <Serenity> but you wont get it till after christmas
44:00 <Serenity> and its not even for you its for angelina
44:00 <Kelevra> =D
44:00 <Kelevra> did you get me a puppy!
44:00 <simba> Bass`Babe2014
44:00 <Serenity> hahah express post pack
44:00 <Sevi> Kelevra, can we trade? puppy for a baby?
44:00 <simba> next gen irc nicks
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you think babies are bad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until 2 - 4
45:00 <Kelevra> nah she's pretty adorable, I had dreams she'd turn out ugly but she's pretty fucking nice looking, her placenta is in the freezer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> only ugly babies are
45:00 <Serenity> nah i agree babies are awful
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I won't finish
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds racist
45:00 <Serenity> i enjoy my kids a lot more now they are older
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... the rest are pretty cute
45:00 <Kelevra> lily and ant are adorable
46:00 <Serenity> lily was a horror baby
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> evening dusty
46:00 <Kelevra> aww really
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra!!! <3
46:00 <Serenity> yeah like
46:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd she's alive
46:00 <Bastardly_One> evening brat
46:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem <3 how are you? x
46:00 <Serenity> you get people that say 'my baby never sleeps' but they still manage 3-4 hours sleep a night
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm good how are you?!
47:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent ty
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm not goin to answer that how I should Bastardly_One 
47:00 <Serenity> with lily i never got more than 1.5 hours sleep in a 24 hour period sometimes i wouldnt sleep for days
47:00 <Kelevra> Serenity I sleep in brackets
47:00 <Serenity> for 2 years.
47:00 <Kelevra> oh get fucked
47:00 <Kelevra> I'd smash my baby in the face
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wow I have it good
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sezz
47:00 <Serenity> and i did it all myself so it was difficult
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
47:00 <Sevi> Serenity, that would have sucked
47:00 <Serenity> it did big time
47:00 <fawks> chloroform
47:00 <Serenity> but we all made it out alive haha
48:00 <fawks> or Xanax.
48:00 <Sevi> yay for alive :)
48:00 <fawks> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ and you're not fried from that Sezz?
48:00 <SassyMeMow> phenergen
48:00 <fawks> can you give a baby stuff to sleeo
48:00 <fawks> sleep
48:00 <SassyMeMow> phlegm
48:00 <Serenity> well ive had a number of years to recoup lol
48:00 <fawks> even herbal stuff
48:00 <Bastardly_One> by yourself would of been really hard
48:00 <SassyMeMow> phhhhhhhhhhh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> phenergen is good shit
48:00 <Kelevra> I got her to sleep 5 hours each feeding period then now she's on 2 hour brackets where I want to kill myself 99% of the time but I don't. I'm pretty placcid about the whole tthng
48:00 <Bastardly_One> made me sleep as a kid
48:00 <Kelevra> thing*
48:00 <Serenity> there are sleeping aids you can get
48:00 <SassyMeMow> give them vodka
48:00 <Serenity> i wasnt ever given any for her
48:00 <Serenity> im sure my dr thought i was lying to get some sleep
49:00 <fawks> what kind f sleeping aid
49:00 <Serenity> drugs
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <simba> hi cherri_pie
49:00 <Kelevra> for you or the baby?
49:00 <Kelevra> o.O
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that dent in the head babies have?
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> we did sleep school
49:00 <Serenity> the baby
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the crown dent that goes away?
49:00 <Serenity> its called the fontonel
50:00 <Kelevra> they can't have drugs can they
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got that still
50:00 <Serenity> fontanel rather
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so you could cave my head in with that info
50:00 <Serenity> theres lots of drugs babies can have mel
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> my kid won't share the damn cheezels 
50:00 <Serenity> but you shoud never give them anything unless a dr has told you to
50:00 <Picard> wat did i miss
50:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't want angelina having anything this early that's for sure, she'd be pissing and shitting in her sleep and be all grotty
50:00 <Kelevra> she farts like an adult
51:00 <Kelevra> BURRT BURRRT
51:00 <Sevi> they do :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> babies make the loudest farts ever
51:00 <Kelevra> she's so foul
51:00 <Sevi> you think ... wtf did that come from
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <Serenity> i was being a sook and crying over my kids baby pics the other day rofl.
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's so fkn loud
51:00 <Serenity> ants in year 1 next year. i have no babies left
51:00 <Kelevra> I freak out then laugh cause she looks all relaxed
51:00 <Sevi> any plans to have more ?
51:00 <Serenity> nah im done
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no the baby boy is in our version of foundation/prep
52:00 <Maurice> This is why I don't miss having a baby
52:00 <Serenity> LOL mel
52:00 <Serenity> how good is that look
52:00 <Maurice> Horrible smelly things
52:00 <Kelevra> hells to the no, she almost killed me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be shattered in Feb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or celebrating
52:00 <Kelevra> Serenity the drunken smiley milk look is the best
52:00 <Serenity> why
52:00 <Kelevra> I fucking crack up every day
52:00 <Sevi> milk drunk
52:00 <Serenity> school starts at 4 in WA hes been there for 2 years already
52:00 <Serenity> hahah it is mel
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
52:00 <Excessive> back home old ladies/grandmas used to make the baby poppy seed tea to put it to sleep, it's legal at home ........ I donno how much though
53:00 <Kelevra> she has this drunken smirk then you just hear squishing shit noises
53:00 <Kelevra> it's the best
53:00 <Kelevra> total relaxation
53:00 <Sevi> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not if you get the hicup over the shoulder after that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> usually means spew city
53:00 <georgeandwell> hi
53:00 <simba> remus lupin
53:00 <Kelevra> omg the first week she just would chunder with the hiccups
54:00 <Kelevra> now I've mastered the whole thing thank god
54:00 <Bastardly_One> forumla?
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: you're an ass. Hmmph.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I sure am brat
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a pm
54:00 <simba> Bastardly_One stop picking on people
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah I dunno breast feeding couldn't make me feel any less weird
54:00 <Bastardly_One> simba I am?
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck up, Sir. xD
54:00 <Sevi> my neighbors lil boy still throws up heaps, I'm surprised he's as big as he is, he's a lil fatty
54:00 <Sevi> I call him Chucky :D
54:00 <Sevi> his name is Jye
55:00 <Serenity> so glad i never had spewie babies
55:00 <Maurice> I had 1
55:00 <Kelevra> I was going to name her charlotte so I could call her chuck
55:00 <Maurice> Power spew
55:00 <Kelevra> but yeah drugs took over 
55:00 <Picard> chucky?
55:00 <Kelevra> angelina it is
55:00 <Picard> is chucky her father
55:00 <Picard> ?
55:00 <Serenity> my neice every time you looked at her she'd spew
55:00 <Serenity> so gross
55:00 <Kelevra> no lol
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm a childs play fan
56:00 <Kelevra> Serenity just look lol?
56:00 <Kelevra> offensive little shit
56:00 <georgeandwell> hi
56:00 <Sevi> I love lil baby Indie though, both neighbors either side of me had babies 2wks apart
57:00 <Kelevra> that seems like hell to me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
57:00 <Sevi> I have a feeling if I do ever fall pregnant, I'll end up with twins
57:00 <Kelevra> oh you don't have kids?
57:00 <Sevi> unfortunately no
58:00 <Kelevra> you mean fortunately!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you are gonna be at the Karringal Park shopping centre in 15yrs Mel having punch ons with other parents
58:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One  piss off, have hope
58:00 <Sevi> no, what I said is right :)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you called my daughter what? fuck you mole!
58:00 <simba> how many will.... 4LIVERPOOL1 put past 12CARDIFF????
58:00 <Kelevra> haha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <Kelevra> nah they're not so feral down this way
58:00 <Bastardly_One> with our boy happy he's re-signed simba?
58:00 <Kelevra> had a few parents be royal cunts
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 nil at least
59:00 <Bastardly_One> min
59:00 <Serenity> my sister had twins 6 weeks after i had my daughter
59:00 <Kelevra> but mostly old ladies are cunts
59:00 <Serenity> i was so grateful it was her and not me
59:00 <Maurice> Suck shit to her
59:00 <Kelevra> 'why are you outside of your house'
59:00 <Sevi> snack time, would anyone like anything to eat ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha got?
59:00 <Serenity> every time I have been pregnant shes been pregnant too
59:00 <Kelevra> I'll take a turkey and something sweet sandwich
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always hungry though
59:00 <Serenity> bitch stole my thunder
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Picard> fuck this might go belt the wife then fuck her in the arse
00:00 <Maurice> I've been preg with my sister every time
00:00 <Mew> wait until you get all the jaded parents who will tell you how cute your baby is and then their voice will change into a grizzly monster and they go "WAIT TIL THEYRE A TEENAGER" *eyes of fire*
00:00 <crash> you need a vagina that splits sperm into two
00:00 <Kelevra> Picard it gets like that hey
00:00 <Picard> yeah i need a change
00:00 <crash> thats how twins come about
00:00 <Picard> bit of anal will be good
00:00 <Kelevra> I'd fuck anyone in the ass to promote not having babies lol
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
01:00 <georgeandwell> im here
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm logging this
01:00 <Bastardly_One> to show angelina in 10 yrs
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm logging your mum
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you are?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> kinkeh!
01:00 <Picard> angelina is mine is 18 years
02:00 <georgeandwell> im here now
02:00 <Kelevra> I'll fucking strap you to a fence and slit your throiat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> guess you've found out old guys don't really shoot blanks eh?
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> throat
02:00 <Picard> she will be mine 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what for? he's be threatened with more than that
02:00 <Kelevra> nah I can tell she'll be a dirty little whore
02:00 <Picard> nice tight 18yo 
02:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One, sorry, I've got an apple n mango for myself, I got some cookies somewhere that I made ...
02:00 <Kelevra> she's fkn cute
02:00 <Kelevra> little cunt..
02:00 <Kelevra> =\
02:00 <crash> Kelevra is frisky
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Sevi, I only think I'm hungry
03:00 <blue> hi doctor
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
04:00 <Picard> Kelevra how old are you?
04:00 <Pieter> Nte ccccyber buggers
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd seriously perm ban your arse for talking about someone's daughter like that
04:00 <MadScientist> same
04:00 <MadScientist> sick fuck
04:00 <simba> who
04:00 <Picard> simba is a disgusting person
05:00 <Picard> he threatens kids
05:00 <simba> not Picard is it? double standards from the baldie? really?
05:00 <MadScientist> this cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Picard
05:00 <simba> i spoke about his daughter once and he went absolutely nuts and i actually ended up apologising
05:00 <simba> my how the tables have turned
05:00 <Picard> Kelevra made a deal with me, my room at crown for her daughter when she is legal age
05:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go hack a jaeger
05:00 <Pieter> Back later
05:00 <Pieter> Go the metropol!
06:00 <Serenity> were you even here in the first place
06:00 <Serenity> wtc
06:00 <Pieter> Get  me  a loft
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do we care?
06:00 <georgeandwell> hii kelevra
06:00 <Mew> hi Picard!
06:00 <Mew> i havent seen you for ages
06:00 <SassyMeMow> MEW
06:00 <Picard> Pieter all u will get is fucked off to the sewer
06:00 <SassyMeMow> MIIIUUUUUUWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww
06:00 <Mew> SASSY
06:00 <Picard> Mew u filthy slut
06:00 <Mew> Picard you angry little man
07:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he has a gun up in his closest
07:00 <Mew> if i call the home number does your wife answer?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in a black box
07:00 <Picard> dont have a home phone 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucked with the mass explosion ... he does what he hasta
08:00 <Mew> the work phone?
08:00 <Mew> the 03 one
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> Picard does your daughter have a mob ?
08:00 <SassyMeMow> ive got a mob
08:00 <Picard> no
08:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 she is yeah?
08:00 <SassyMeMow> a flash mob
08:00 <SassyMeMow> we are all going to learn the arnie dance
08:00 <Pieter> Picard:its a start
09:00 <Pieter> Bed time
09:00 <Pieter> Bbll
09:00 <Picard> Pieter wats a start?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just GO Pieter instead of talking about it
09:00 <Pieter> The sewer
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Pieter> Thats not nice Bastardly_One
09:00 <Picard> oh yes it is i guess
09:00 <simba> 13? shit shes almost ready for sexting
09:00 <Pieter> *nod*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> is my nick Mr_Nice?
10:00 <Mew> almost? i was sexting at 11
10:00 <Pieter> Anyways   gone
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba!!! ew
10:00 <Pieter> Nite
10:00 <Picard> simba thats disturbing
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> hi mom
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hiya
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and.
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wtf is with u guys? lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
10:00 <simba> Whats With You
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ur not included dusty.
10:00 <fawks> all I want for Christmas is yoooou
10:00 <fawks> baaaaybeh
11:00 <Picard> fuck xmas its a waste of money\
11:00 <georgeandwell> hii kelevra
15:00 <Picard> not
15:00 <Mew> are you gonna go to the SG tour?
15:00 <simba> suicide girls?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for nothing
15:00 <Mew> what do the girls do for it
15:00 <Mew> do they dance or like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes simba
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah basically
15:00 <Mew> just stand there posing like they do in the photos
15:00 <Mew> LOL
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all it is
16:00 <simba> lol theres a suicide girls tour wtf is it at a net cafe
16:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of a dancing sort of show
16:00 <Mew> in adelaide its at HQ
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh Bastardly_One 
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't think what's his face
16:00 <Mew> klaSsy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what brat?
16:00 <simba> ill go to the bbw sg tour
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ended up having the playmate over
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh yah?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's kind of like
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm
16:00 <Mew> no way
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm going to kick your ass if u keep calling me brat, Sir :P
16:00 <Mew> but he said he was gonna have the playmate over
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a rock n roll tits n arse night
17:00 <Mew> it must be true
17:00 <Bastardly_One> an SG show I mean
17:00 <simba> did mom have panda over?
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no simba 
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if I did
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I wouldn't be on here
17:00 <simba> u would be barfing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you would be in jail actually
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for killing the cunt
17:00 <simba> you'd be fucking dead, friend
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd be sleeping
18:00 <simba> with the fishes
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> from boredom
18:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine his bullshit for real
18:00 <Mew> he tried to stab Pirate with a butter knife LOL
18:00 <Mew> it wouldnt be hard to defeat him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol from boredom
18:00 <Mew> just bring a steak knife
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> all the bullshit that is spilt
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what's he look like?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My opinion?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a little two bit thug
18:00 <simba> My onion?
19:00 <simba> hes bald
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he's shaved his head completely and I dunno
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he has those shifty eyes
19:00 <simba> he looks like a bald angry guy
19:00 <Ben> Evening
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and ppl with brown eyes are apes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he is known to full on mood swing bratty one
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: ideas please. I'm text bombing Him. & I'm running out of stupid shit to say lol.
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kgo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Mew
22:00 <Mew> he told us he was on medication for bipolar years ago when i met him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew has all the shit on everyone
22:00 <simba> Wem
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd like to see him go up against my moodswings haha
22:00 <simba> bald britney crazy lmao
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no Bastardly_One
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> other Him.
23:00 <simba> make up an entire fake saturday and saturday night on irc crazy
23:00 <Mew> hahahaha
23:00 <simba> pretend youre doing all this shit so a bunch of strangers think youre cool crazy
23:00 <Mew> perfet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> WAIT
23:00 <Mew> perfetttt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of something
23:00 <couleurs> are you guys talken bout me.........
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't he shot in the face the other week?
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no couleurs 
23:00 <Serenity> i wish i knew what you freaks were going on about
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and that pic is like a week old or something
23:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1er
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <couleurs> Phew
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you recover from a shot to the face in a few days?
23:00 <simba> talking about panda
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> makeup Sir
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
24:00 <simba> who else creates an entire fake persona for irc
24:00 <couleurs> thought so
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wait
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah who does that?
24:00 <couleurs> Mew's worst enemy
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> BadWolf. I am BadWolf. I create myself.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him #melbourne think he's full of shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason that sets him off
25:00 <Bastardly_One> at least when he's here anyway
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I wanna see this playmate
39:00 <Bastardly_One> plus irrelevant to this channel
39:00 <Sevi> there's nothing to tell
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still someone I've known a long time right?
40:00 <Sevi> maybe
41:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so you are
41:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
41:00 <Sevi> but maybe not too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently you gave it away talking about lillah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> all good ... I should slap ya for not tellin' me
43:00 <simba> Bastardly_One do you have unlimited internet now
43:00 <faux> hold on for one more daaaaaay
44:00 <faux> and ya break free from the chaaaaains
44:00 <Serenity> suddenly just got a lot skankier in here
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do simba
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
44:00 <faux> yeah i know that there is pain but ya hold on for one more day and ya brak free break from the chains 
45:00 <Sevi> Serenity, oh .. was it me? LOL
45:00 <Serenity> probably
45:00 <TheRiddler> damn
45:00 <faux> some day somebodies gonna make you wanna turn around and say gooodbyeeeee til then baby are ya gonna let them hold you down and make you crryyy
45:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to call picard a pedo
45:00 <faux> call him
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> no thanks
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> left back gote open woops
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif 11pm
46:00 <faux> back goat
46:00 <faux> fkn huhu
46:00 <simba> fkn
46:00 <simba> LOL
46:00 <simba> huhu
47:00 <Serenity> wow i thought you said the back goat was open
47:00 <Serenity> im like.. uh..
47:00 <Serenity> fuck off faux
47:00 <Serenity> sif say that before me
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn gotta be quiet grrr
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup guise
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be your backdoor maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
47:00 <Bastardly_One> rectangular with a wire mesh screen
48:00 <Bastardly_One> first line is an old blues song
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nm ... carry on
48:00 <Serenity> i should go to bed
48:00 <Serenity> or drink tequila
48:00 <Bastardly_One> drink
48:00 <simba> get drunk on irc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then send me tit shots
48:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> deal?
48:00 <Mew> get johninja'd
49:00 <simba> tram interstate?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ get john'ed
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Serenity> john fights with people when hes drunk tho
49:00 <Serenity> cbf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> spew out of your nose
49:00 <Bastardly_One> over the k/b
49:00 <MadScientist> get drunk
49:00 <Serenity> YUCK B1
49:00 <Serenity> id forgotten about that
49:00 <Serenity> ffs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know if I can
49:00 <Mew> hahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it made me look at him in a totally different light since
49:00 <Serenity> god thats fucked
49:00 <Mew> he put off cleaning it up to listen to music
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was there too ... everything Mew has said on it is true
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just reading shaking my head
50:00 <Mew> im not an irc liar LOL
50:00 <Mew> troof up troof upppppp
50:00 <Serenity> i dont careeeee
50:00 <Serenity> omg
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wonder how meeting TheCrow went for him
51:00 <Serenity> spew out your nose burns
51:00 <Bastardly_One> while down in Melb
51:00 <simba> he is a messy man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon the second day is when he met her
51:00 <Serenity> they boned\'
51:00 <Bastardly_One> after that he was way fucked
51:00 <simba> RIP john.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've heard she can ... give ya a run
51:00 <Serenity> has anyone seen excision?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> then tell ya to fuck off
51:00 <Serenity> this movie is fucked
52:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the one on Prime?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> atm?
52:00 <Serenity> i dont know
52:00 <Serenity> im watching a copy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been catching up on some tv series
52:00 <Loof> this mouse is sick
52:00 <Loof> can program all my passwords into the buttons
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just this season of SoA and shit
53:00 <Loof> soa final episode was awesome
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this season is great so far Loof
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss Opie
53:00 <Bastardly_One> RIP Ope
53:00 <TheRiddler> they broke up after she gave him crabs was the story I heard
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^
54:00 <Serenity> nah this is a movie n its fucken strange
54:00 <Mew> this mouse is sick, i wanna take a ride on your thrustmaster joystick
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I miss opie too
54:00 <TheRiddler> :p
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tigs real name is Kim
54:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you should say that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend calls Me Op ... I call her Tigs
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have an Op chat icon in the other place I chat
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, one of them anyway
55:00 <Loof> jax wife is a bitch
55:00 <Loof> should be execute
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Jax himself is a bitch
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the ep right
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where a black gang come in
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I need to get the latest few
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hold him hostage
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and damand their collection of white hitops back
56:00 <Bastardly_One> or they'll fuck shit up
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of a biker wears white hitops besides that cunt?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Sezz is trying to woo me
56:00 <crash> poo-ii
56:00 <Bastardly_One> with her mating call
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: pm.
57:00 <crash> call the biohazard team in
57:00 <Loof> b1 u tried damiana?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> would I know it as something else?
58:00 <crash> has danny green retired ?
58:00 <Loof> nah nvm
58:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think so
58:00 <Loof> supposed to be like weed
58:00 <Loof> i'm gonna start mixing it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
58:00 <Loof> with weed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh don't fuck with shit
58:00 <Loof> other cunts do it
58:00 <Loof> supposed to be a different high
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and wanna end up like other cunts?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
59:00 <Loof> 50g for $5
59:00 <Loof> ur talking to someone who od'd on datura
59:00 <Loof> i'll try ANYTHING
59:00 <Loof> except meth
59:00 <Loof> fuck that shit
59:00 <zaleth> did you cunts smell that?
59:00 <zaleth> smells worse that the hungry jacks i had at 4am
59:00 <Bastardly_One> personal question and you can say MYOFB if you want
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