// #melbourne — 2013-03-15
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22:07:00 <ZaPBuzZ> If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
22:07:00 <`chris> you know what
22:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: just waiting for a mate - cuntstuble mix ;^) (Mar 14, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Howto and Style - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%) - Comments: 0
22:07:00 <robot> people are the actors
22:07:00 <robot> the audience is 'god'
22:07:00 <crash> haha
22:07:00 <crash> true though
22:07:00 <ZaPBuzZ> If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
22:07:00 <`chris> you know what
22:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: just waiting for a mate - cuntstuble mix ;^) (Mar 14, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Howto and Style - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%) - Comments: 0
22:07:00 <robot> people are the actors
22:07:00 <robot> the audience is 'god'
22:07:00 <crash> haha
22:07:00 <crash> true though
22:08:00 <`chris> god is named fred
22:08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
22:08:00 <`chris> dont call him god mate
22:08:00 <`chris> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aok38hm6sc4&feature=youtu.be
22:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: just waiting for a mate - cuntstuble mix ;^) (Mar 14, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Howto and Style - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%) - Comments: 0
22:08:00 <`chris> coffee
22:08:00 <`chris> time
22:08:00 <Daniel> fucking settles AHAHAHA
22:08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
22:08:00 <`chris> god is named fred
22:08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
22:08:00 <`chris> dont call him god mate
22:08:00 <`chris> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aok38hm6sc4&feature=youtu.be
22:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: just waiting for a mate - cuntstuble mix ;^) (Mar 14, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Howto and Style - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%) - Comments: 0
22:08:00 <`chris> coffee
22:08:00 <`chris> time
22:08:00 <Daniel> fucking settles AHAHAHA
22:08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
22:09:00 <simba> loool
22:09:00 <`chris> funny thing is i no who w8n for a mate is
22:09:00 <`chris> lol
22:09:00 <`chris> he is cool as
22:09:00 <simba> what a load of shit ZaPBuzZ
22:09:00 <victim> when did he crash his ccar brah
22:09:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Don't sweat the petty things, simba, and don't pet the sweaty things.
22:09:00 <The_Baron> to be intoxicated is to...whaddya lookin aht khaaant!!??
22:09:00 <simba> loool
22:09:00 <`chris> funny thing is i no who w8n for a mate is
22:09:00 <`chris> lol
22:09:00 <`chris> he is cool as
22:09:00 <simba> what a load of shit ZaPBuzZ
22:09:00 <victim> when did he crash his ccar brah
22:09:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Don't sweat the petty things, simba, and don't pet the sweaty things.
22:09:00 <The_Baron> to be intoxicated is to...whaddya lookin aht khaaant!!??
22:10:00 <crash> pretty much
22:10:00 <crash> isnt that how we all mingle ?
22:10:00 <simba> dont be a sweater m8
22:10:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
22:10:00 <simba> get banned
22:10:00 <The_Baron> coz that doesn't generate any revenue
22:10:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:10:00 <crash> pretty much
22:10:00 <crash> isnt that how we all mingle ?
22:10:00 <simba> dont be a sweater m8
22:10:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
22:10:00 <simba> get banned
22:10:00 <The_Baron> coz that doesn't generate any revenue
22:10:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:11:00 <ZaPBuzZ> nah thats junky season
22:11:00 <ZaPBuzZ> rotfl
22:11:00 <ZaPBuzZ> A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
22:11:00 <ZaPBuzZ> nah thats junky season
22:11:00 <ZaPBuzZ> rotfl
22:11:00 <ZaPBuzZ> A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
22:12:00 <ZaPBuzZ> I have a great diet. Youre allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
22:12:00 <ZaPBuzZ> ll
22:12:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:12:00 <ZaPBuzZ> I have a great diet. Youre allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
22:12:00 <ZaPBuzZ> ll
22:12:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:13:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
22:13:00 <The_Baron> it's like u can put the hose on em they love it
22:13:00 <The_Baron> but a spray bottle they get the shits
22:13:00 <ZaPBuzZ> apparently that can induce a stroke in dogs
22:13:00 <Kelevra> This convo is weird
22:13:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
22:13:00 <The_Baron> it's like u can put the hose on em they love it
22:13:00 <The_Baron> but a spray bottle they get the shits
22:13:00 <ZaPBuzZ> apparently that can induce a stroke in dogs
22:13:00 <Kelevra> This convo is weird
22:14:00 <gir> bunch of weird cunts
22:14:00 <ZaPBuzZ> weirdness is lack of understanding
22:14:00 <ZaPBuzZ> u dont understand.
22:14:00 <gir> bunch of weird cunts
22:14:00 <ZaPBuzZ> weirdness is lack of understanding
22:14:00 <ZaPBuzZ> u dont understand.
22:15:00 <Pieter[Death]> weird
22:15:00 <Pieter[Death]> cant believe im smoking dregs
22:15:00 <Pieter[Death]> freekin paranoia is kicking in
22:15:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Never moon a werewolf.
22:15:00 <awolf> hoW ARe yOU FEEliNG piETER
22:15:00 <Pieter[Death]> weird
22:15:00 <Pieter[Death]> cant believe im smoking dregs
22:15:00 <Pieter[Death]> freekin paranoia is kicking in
22:15:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Never moon a werewolf.
22:15:00 <awolf> hoW ARe yOU FEEliNG piETER
22:16:00 <awolf> eyes everywhere 06pieter[Death]
22:16:00 <Pieter[Death]> naa
22:16:00 <ZaPBuzZ> If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
22:16:00 <Pieter[Death]> i had a job network meeting earlier this week cos they make ya do that shit even if ya work part time
22:16:00 <awolf> eyes everywhere 06pieter[Death]
22:16:00 <Pieter[Death]> naa
22:16:00 <ZaPBuzZ> If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
22:16:00 <Pieter[Death]> i had a job network meeting earlier this week cos they make ya do that shit even if ya work part time
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> and i lied about all my jobs
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> i applied for
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> cos i was in a rush
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> and didnt apply for any
22:17:00 <Kelevra> Dregs eww
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> so now im worrying shes gonna ring em up
22:17:00 <gir> she wont
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> even tho i said i applied via seek.com.au
22:17:00 <gir> they are too lazy to do that
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> we have all been
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> mistreated
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> she writes it down in the computer tho
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> until
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> the end of
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> time
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> brb, gotta have mah meds
22:17:00 <Kelevra> I have to change my seek details
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> and i lied about all my jobs
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> i applied for
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> cos i was in a rush
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> and didnt apply for any
22:17:00 <Kelevra> Dregs eww
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> so now im worrying shes gonna ring em up
22:17:00 <gir> she wont
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> even tho i said i applied via seek.com.au
22:17:00 <gir> they are too lazy to do that
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> we have all been
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> mistreated
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> she writes it down in the computer tho
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> until
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> the end of
22:17:00 <ConecularFrantism> time
22:17:00 <Pieter[Death]> brb, gotta have mah meds
22:17:00 <Kelevra> I have to change my seek details
22:18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
22:18:00 <Kelevra> My jobnetwork person said my resume sucks
22:18:00 <gir> unless they can prove you are just writing this shit down and not ringing etc.. that's when they crack the shitds
22:18:00 <Kelevra> Actually she called it shit
22:18:00 <ConecularFrantism> Kelevra what from hooker to secratary?
22:18:00 <gir> Yeah I just sent out a shitload of resumes yesterday
22:18:00 <Kelevra> You're not funny
22:18:00 <slinky_J> sometimes when we touch
22:18:00 <slinky_J> i forget the rest
22:18:00 <slinky_J> i like the touch part.
22:18:00 <gir> hopefully this slack arse can get a job
22:18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
22:18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
22:18:00 <Kelevra> My jobnetwork person said my resume sucks
22:18:00 <gir> unless they can prove you are just writing this shit down and not ringing etc.. that's when they crack the shitds
22:18:00 <Kelevra> Actually she called it shit
22:18:00 <ConecularFrantism> Kelevra what from hooker to secratary?
22:18:00 <gir> Yeah I just sent out a shitload of resumes yesterday
22:18:00 <Kelevra> You're not funny
22:18:00 <slinky_J> sometimes when we touch
22:18:00 <slinky_J> i forget the rest
22:18:00 <slinky_J> i like the touch part.
22:18:00 <gir> hopefully this slack arse can get a job
22:18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
22:18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:19:00 <gir> and then I can finally afford that boob job I have always wanted
22:19:00 <Kelevra> I have a few options atm
22:19:00 <Kelevra> Lol gir
22:19:00 <The_Baron> ZaPBuzZ, enough with the schtick already
22:19:00 <slinky_J> grow some ass motherfucker!
22:19:00 <Daniel> even the poor arse ones have a superiority complex
22:19:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:19:00 <Kelevra> I feel so unmotivated today
22:19:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i think ive said the best shyte eva
22:19:00 <slinky_J> welcome to depression land Kelevra
22:19:00 <Kelevra> Woke up with a really sore throat
22:19:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
22:19:00 <ConecularFrantism> id kill yourself if I was you lol
22:19:00 <gir> ack
22:19:00 <Kelevra> Slept like 12 hours
22:19:00 <gir> not cool
22:19:00 <slinky_J> :/
22:19:00 <gir> I have been drinking since 7am this morning
22:19:00 <gir> and then I can finally afford that boob job I have always wanted
22:19:00 <Kelevra> I have a few options atm
22:19:00 <Kelevra> Lol gir
22:19:00 <The_Baron> ZaPBuzZ, enough with the schtick already
22:19:00 <slinky_J> grow some ass motherfucker!
22:19:00 <Daniel> even the poor arse ones have a superiority complex
22:19:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:19:00 <Kelevra> I feel so unmotivated today
22:19:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i think ive said the best shyte eva
22:19:00 <slinky_J> welcome to depression land Kelevra
22:19:00 <Kelevra> Woke up with a really sore throat
22:19:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
22:19:00 <ConecularFrantism> id kill yourself if I was you lol
22:19:00 <gir> ack
22:19:00 <Kelevra> Slept like 12 hours
22:19:00 <gir> not cool
22:19:00 <slinky_J> :/
22:19:00 <gir> I have been drinking since 7am this morning
22:20:00 <Kelevra> Had 16 beers last night
22:20:00 <Kelevra> =/
22:20:00 <gir> SEX PEST LEVEL 5000000000000
22:20:00 <gir> or something
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> sleepin druggin drinkin its hard work ey?
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> oh and rootin
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> shit man
22:20:00 <gir> ConecularFrantism: fuck off you dropkick.
22:20:00 <slinky_J> I have to go with a friend to a g-string competition tomoz
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> what a life ey
22:20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I don't like this guy
22:20:00 <slinky_J> which guy mel?
22:20:00 <STINKFIST> slinky_J, two man g-string comp?
22:20:00 <Kelevra> Is it mandyjanes alternate persona?
22:20:00 <Kelevra> Had 16 beers last night
22:20:00 <Kelevra> =/
22:20:00 <gir> SEX PEST LEVEL 5000000000000
22:20:00 <gir> or something
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> sleepin druggin drinkin its hard work ey?
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> oh and rootin
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> shit man
22:20:00 <gir> ConecularFrantism: fuck off you dropkick.
22:20:00 <slinky_J> I have to go with a friend to a g-string competition tomoz
22:20:00 <ConecularFrantism> what a life ey
22:20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I don't like this guy
22:20:00 <slinky_J> which guy mel?
22:20:00 <STINKFIST> slinky_J, two man g-string comp?
22:20:00 <Kelevra> Is it mandyjanes alternate persona?
22:21:00 <Kelevra> Heard she's mad
22:21:00 <slinky_J> You wish it were all about you bro ;)
22:21:00 <slinky_J> hehe
22:21:00 <STINKFIST> mad that I got sweeter cheeks
22:21:00 <Kelevra> slinky_J: the ConecularFrantism guy
22:21:00 <slinky_J> I'D BE THAR!
22:21:00 <Serenity> fucking hell knife
22:21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:21:00 <slinky_J> ah ok
22:21:00 <slinky_J> didnt know it was a guy
22:21:00 <Kelevra> Been paying me out all day
22:21:00 <slinky_J> or girl
22:21:00 <Kelevra> Calling me a hooker druggo
22:21:00 <slinky_J> just some 'thing'
22:21:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
22:21:00 <Kelevra> Heard she's mad
22:21:00 <slinky_J> You wish it were all about you bro ;)
22:21:00 <slinky_J> hehe
22:21:00 <STINKFIST> mad that I got sweeter cheeks
22:21:00 <Kelevra> slinky_J: the ConecularFrantism guy
22:21:00 <slinky_J> I'D BE THAR!
22:21:00 <Serenity> fucking hell knife
22:21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:21:00 <slinky_J> ah ok
22:21:00 <slinky_J> didnt know it was a guy
22:21:00 <Kelevra> Been paying me out all day
22:21:00 <slinky_J> or girl
22:21:00 <Kelevra> Calling me a hooker druggo
22:21:00 <slinky_J> just some 'thing'
22:21:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
22:22:00 <slinky_J> well obviously they dont know you
22:22:00 <slinky_J> and secondly
22:22:00 <slinky_J> they're stuck in grade 1
22:22:00 <slinky_J> where you diss a girl and then she likes you.
22:22:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
22:22:00 <Kelevra> Brb coffee
22:22:00 <slinky_J> well obviously they dont know you
22:22:00 <slinky_J> and secondly
22:22:00 <slinky_J> they're stuck in grade 1
22:22:00 <slinky_J> where you diss a girl and then she likes you.
22:22:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
22:22:00 <Kelevra> Brb coffee
22:23:00 <slinky_J> Want me to cum on my hand and shake his
22:23:00 <ZaPBuzZ> cum in ya bong give him a cone
22:23:00 <slinky_J> AND BABY ELEPHANTS HARDLY COME AWESOME LOOKING!
22:23:00 <slinky_J> Want me to cum on my hand and shake his
22:23:00 <ZaPBuzZ> cum in ya bong give him a cone
22:23:00 <slinky_J> AND BABY ELEPHANTS HARDLY COME AWESOME LOOKING!
22:24:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
22:24:00 <slinky_J> uurrrr
22:24:00 <slinky_J> take
22:24:00 <slinky_J> wait
22:24:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
22:24:00 <slinky_J> uurrrr
22:24:00 <slinky_J> take
22:24:00 <slinky_J> wait
22:25:00 <slinky_J> fk it
22:25:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Dont spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. Theyll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
22:25:00 <crash> nah $5
22:25:00 <slinky_J> fk it
22:25:00 <ZaPBuzZ> Dont spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. Theyll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
22:25:00 <crash> nah $5
22:26:00 <ZaPBuzZ> shows how long since i used salvos
22:26:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:26:00 <crash> im going off cash converter prices
22:26:00 <crash> lol
22:26:00 <ZaPBuzZ> when they ask how much you paid say im not telling
22:26:00 <ZaPBuzZ> shows how long since i used salvos
22:26:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
22:26:00 <crash> im going off cash converter prices
22:26:00 <crash> lol
22:26:00 <ZaPBuzZ> when they ask how much you paid say im not telling
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> One day
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> I'm going to kill you Token.
22:27:00 <The_Baron> I love it when u buy a $5 jacket from salvos
22:27:00 <The_Baron> and find $10 in the pocket
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> that's low
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> bro
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> as low
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> as you
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> can
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> go
22:27:00 <The_Baron> no
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> One day
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> I'm going to kill you Token.
22:27:00 <The_Baron> I love it when u buy a $5 jacket from salvos
22:27:00 <The_Baron> and find $10 in the pocket
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> that's low
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> bro
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> as low
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> as you
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> can
22:27:00 <deadpandasimbas> go
22:27:00 <The_Baron> no
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