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04:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime you guys......
07:00 <Calin> yes mum
07:00 <Calin> :(
07:00 <Calin> can't we stay up for a little longer ?
08:00 <couleurs> oakely doakely Calin 
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/SLQgtxg.png
09:00 <couleurs> bwahah ha
09:00 <doctor> hehe
10:00 <Calin> aha couleurs is a redditor
10:00 <couleurs> thank u
10:00 <doctor> what's the difference between reddit and 4chan?
11:00 <Calin> reddit is 4chan with a condom
12:00 <couleurs> reddit is a bit more civilised 
13:00 <Calin> 4chan shocks and amuses, reddit amuses and occasionally educates
13:00 <{LeE}> ohaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii alllllllllll
14:00 <{LeE}> why would u do that doctor
14:00 <doctor> {LeE}, please. you startled me
14:00 <{LeE}> oh i so sowwy
14:00 <doctor> that's okay
15:00 <{LeE}> :D
15:00 <{LeE}> BOOOOOOOO
15:00 <doctor> hello by the by
16:00 <{LeE}> by the by wow
16:00 <{LeE}> hello to u too
19:00 <couleurs> any other questions!!!
19:00 <couleurs> brein bustas
20:00 <{LeE}> whattttttttt
21:00 <simba> ich bin ein kleinen fruendin
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking campers :/
22:00 <{LeE}> hey PandasDontDrive
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey
22:00 <{LeE}> yes they suck ass sometimes
22:00 <{LeE}> <3
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh 12k 2d atm
28:00 <{LeE}> whats wrong
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay my team won
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i started a new clan mwahaha
29:00 <{LeE}> ohh nic eonw
50:00 <boris> down down down
52:00 <simba> 4 BORES http://youtu.be/mrwnL62HObI
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: G-DRAGON - 미치GO M/V (Apr 19, 2013) 3:43 - Category: Music - 11,748,038 views - 154,496 likes (95.5%), 7,239 dislikes (4.5%)
52:00 <Cripla> meow
52:00 <couleurs> :)
53:00 <simba> 4 johninja http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvR9rOCiMrE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Diana Ross - Upside Down (Feb 14, 2010) 4:01 - Category: Music - 446,491 views - 1,319 likes (97.9%), 28 dislikes (2.1%)
53:00 <johninja> hehe
54:00 <johninja> what happened to her
54:00 <johninja> ugh
55:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEzINHZv3o
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: S.O.S. Band - The Finest (Nov 20, 2009) 6:08 - Category: Music - 375,682 views - 1,711 likes (98.9%), 19 dislikes (1.1%)
55:00 <simba> i  pz
59:00 <Calin> night all
00:00 <couleurs> Bye Calin Greanwould
03:00 <johninja> NELSON Mandela's funeral could be a "trap" to get Iran's president to meet the "head of the Great Satan government" Barack Obama, a newspaper has warned.
03:00 <johninja> very tricky of you nelson
04:00 <Maurice> Lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> who gives a fuck about him
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> on NITV the abo tv chan they were mourning him
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol like he had anything to do with abos
11:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> what did jesus say to the abos?
11:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> dont do anything until i get back
39:00 <simba> stfu
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is Jessie J
41:00 <shadsam> `seen simba
41:00 <prowl> shadsam, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
43:00 <simba> 4:1)
44:00 <boris> pug pug will terar us apart again
44:00 <shadsam> shutit
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> is boris paul banks?
48:00 <Maurice> Probably
53:00 <simba> whos asking
54:00 <Transmatron> no need to add him on facebook lol
56:00 <British^Meat> yer i dunno
57:00 <British^Meat> he's facebook exclusive
57:00 <British^Meat> pretty good
57:00 <British^Meat> i guess u wont be using him
57:00 <British^Meat> since u dont have facebook
00:00 <Mew> ive been to the facebook adelaide dentist hes spectacular
02:00 <Mew> Scatteredddddddd
02:00 <Scattered> hey Mew
02:00 <Scattered> whats happening
03:00 <Mew> nm about to go to bed after this ep of shameless
03:00 <Mew> you sir?
03:00 <Scattered> just got home from the pub
03:00 <Scattered> hey Loof
03:00 <Scattered> how are ya brother
04:00 <Mew> oh yeah its a saturday night
04:00 <Mew> well sunday morning now
04:00 <Mew> i did my partying in the middle of the week
05:00 <Mew> ive thrown off my body clock
05:00 <Scattered> lol nice
05:00 <Scattered> its good when that happens
05:00 <Transmatron> i jusr finished having a epic party at my place too
05:00 <Transmatron> it was crazy
06:00 <Loof> every time i drink
06:00 <Transmatron> 3 hot chicks got hammered and started stripping
06:00 <Transmatron> and gave me a triple blow job
06:00 <Transmatron> it was fucken wild 
06:00 <Mew> if it was epic and crazy it should probably still be going seeing as its only 1:36am
06:00 <Transmatron> yeah it is still going 
06:00 <Loof> massive headache
06:00 <Transmatron> im just takign a little break 
06:00 <Transmatron> so im now in my bedroom on my laptop
07:00 <Transmatron> everyones partying in the living room and backyard ahahaha
07:00 <Transmatron> in the pool
07:00 <Loof> and i tried to crack on to my uncles new milf gf
07:00 <Loof> alcohol
07:00 <Scattered> good work man
07:00 <Scattered> how u go with her?
07:00 <Transmatron> lol what did u do/say to her?
09:00 <BlueCat`> -__-
12:00 <retroalveolar> Hahah.
12:00 <retroalveolar> Mad.
12:00 <Loof> so informative
13:00 <Scattered> true retroalveolar
13:00 <Scattered> nice Loof
15:00 <Loof> fuck i'm gonna wank so hard tonight
15:00 <Loof> :)
16:00 <Loof> had a good day of perving
16:00 <Loof> milf prostitute would be better
16:00 <Scattered> totally man
18:00 <retroalveolar> Heh.
23:00 <AngrymanXL> it's torbo time!
25:00 <Scattered> realy?
29:00 <AngrymanXL> true story.
29:00 <Scattered> good shit
39:00 <Scattered> dont go ppl
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hi cunts
52:00 <Scattered> hey cunt
59:00 <Loof> cocks
10:00 <BangSmash> fuckwits
11:00 <Scattered> not all of us
11:00 <WhatTheFoxSay> yakukakukaow
12:00 <WhatTheFoxSay> hai
12:00 <Loof> ahhh!
12:00 <Loof> life!
13:00 <Loof> my brain is so itchy
13:00 <Loof> this must be what meth withdrawels are like
13:00 <Loof> PIETER!!!
13:00 <BlackDevil> i know what you mean Loof
18:00 <shadsam> <%BlackDevil> i know what you mean Loof
21:00 <WhatTheFoxSay> itchy brain ey
21:00 <WhatTheFoxSay> ive had that b4
21:00 <WhatTheFoxSay> so annoying
21:00 <Loof> ikr
22:00 <BlackDevil> <shadsam> <%BlackDevil> i know what you mean Loof
33:00 <shadsam> <%BlackDevil> i know what you mean Loof+
34:00 <shadsam> lol
35:00 <wolfy> lollllllllllllllllllllloollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
35:00 <Loof> make me some trippy music shads
35:00 <Loof> make me have an ear orgasm
36:00 <BlackDevil> my penis is throbbing right now
37:00 <MadScientist> :/
37:00 <MadScientist> noone cares mate
38:00 <wolfy> put it in a blender
38:00 <MadScientist> you
38:00 <wolfy> make a nice drink
39:00 <MadScientist> ive had a few
39:00 <wolfy> ive had about a 6pack
40:00 <wolfy> sum german beer
40:00 <MadScientist> oh
40:00 <MadScientist> ive had 3
40:00 <wolfy> does that mean i am drinking german water?
40:00 <BlackDevil> go drink fosters
40:00 <Loof> drink cum
41:00 <Loof> might as well
41:00 <BlackDevil> i already have
41:00 <wolfy> i stone the flamin crows elsa
41:00 <wolfy> might just ping austnet 
42:00 <Loof> learn to inhale semen with ur anus
42:00 <Loof> it's a good life skill
43:00 <wolfy> i was collecting some for my seamen tank
43:00 <wolfy> got the rest of a guy in an alley just had to suck it through a hose
43:00 <Loof> it's a centrelink approved course
43:00 <wolfy> work for the dole
44:00 <wolfy> might drink this jack daniels i got from the slut at the bottleshop
46:00 <wolfy> i should ask her next time if she wants to drink my cum
46:00 <MadScientist> 3 of these mind you https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1395424_10200701901821037_914102938_n.jpg
47:00 <MadScientist> loof loves cum
47:00 <MadScientist> in and around his anus
50:00 <wolfy> some pics for you
51:00 <wolfy> http://72.52.208.92/~gbpprorg/judicial-inc/
51:00 <Loof> i drank too much beer tonight
51:00 <Loof> need to smoke a shitload of weed to get rid of the headache
52:00 <MadScientist> pfft at ip address
52:00 <wolfy> i got no weed
52:00 <MadScientist> get a domain
52:00 <wolfy> just me peter jacksons
52:00 <wolfy> pfft
52:00 <wolfy> there is a domain
52:00 <wolfy> that just came up first when i googled it
52:00 <Loof> so many cocks, so little time
53:00 <MadScientist> loof loves cocks
53:00 <Loof> cocks rock
53:00 <MadScientist> only when driven right
55:00 <MadScientist> also
55:00 <Loof> brb, gonna go wipe my anus with baby wipes
55:00 <MadScientist> Serenity is naked
55:00 <MadScientist> lol
55:00 <BlackDevil> not hot
56:00 <MadScientist> like you kn ow whats hot
56:00 <MadScientist> ive seen your 4chan links
57:00 <shadsam> hi
57:00 <MadScientist> fuck you
57:00 <wolfy> Loof sucks cocks
57:00 <MadScientist> ^
57:00 <wolfy> ggggggggggggggggg
58:00 <BangSmash> fucvk mang
58:00 <BangSmash> I I twisted
58:00 <MadScientist> is tht chris
59:00 <BangSmash> shoot you all with shotgujns ey? hahahaha
59:00 <BangSmash> when i was a little boy
59:00 <BangSmash> I eat on your ear
00:00 <BangSmash> what a bunch of fuck knuckoles ey?
01:00 <shadsam> EAT HIS COCK
01:00 <Loof> i'm sure the puss on my cock has lots of vitamins
03:00 <wolfy> Loof, do you really have a gook wife?
03:00 <Loof> this
03:00 <Loof> is
03:00 <Loof> so
03:00 <Loof> fun
03:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
03:00 <wolfy> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <MadScientist> olook
03:00 <wolfy> what a occksucker
03:00 <MadScientist> weeee
03:00 <wolfy> seihfoupdxck[v
03:00 <wolfy> ljpgdp
03:00 <wolfy> l
04:00 <wolfy> u
04:00 <milk> azns are for sex not marriage
05:00 <MadScientist> like u
05:00 <wolfy> more like bayonetting
05:00 <shadsam> EAT HIS COCK
05:00 <MadScientist> fuck off shadsam
05:00 <shadsam> die poofta
05:00 <wolfy> BRING IT ON
05:00 <wolfy> HERE SHE COMES
05:00 <wolfy> OH OH
06:00 <MadScientist> youre a fucking moron mate
06:00 <wolfy> HERE SHE BLOWS
06:00 <wolfy> WATCH OUT S HE'LL CHEW YOU UP
06:00 <shadsam> poofta
06:00 <wolfy> LITTLE POOFY ASS FAGGOT CUNT
06:00 <shadsam> lol
06:00 <MadScientist> is that all you got
06:00 <shadsam> yea
06:00 <milk> am I interrupting something?
06:00 <shadsam> everyone hates the cunt
07:00 <MadScientist> hates who
07:00 <wolfy> MY COMPUTERS FUCKED
07:00 <wolfy> LOL
07:00 <MadScientist> you
07:00 <MadScientist> yeh man
07:00 <wolfy> ALL I GOT IS A LIVE CD
07:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <MadScientist> y u so mad 4
07:00 <shadsam> `seen loof
07:00 <prowl> shadsam, Loof ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 minutes ago (08.12. 03:03) stating "Quit: Leaving" after spending 4 minutes there.
07:00 <wolfy> YEAHHHH  HEY MATE MY NAME IS BOB MARLEY MATE CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER MATE I WANNA LOOK UP THEM YOUTUBES MATE
07:00 <shadsam> lolllllllll
08:00 <milk> we can sort this out like gentlemen, is anyone aware of the fremasons test?
08:00 <shadsam> hahaha
09:00 <shadsam> `seen shadowlurker
09:00 <MadScientist> that would be cool if you could class them as gentlemen
09:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 3 matches to your query: MadScientist, WhatTheFoxSay, ShadowLurker. MadScientist ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick from WhatTheFoxSay on #sydney 38 minutes ago (08.12. 02:30). MadScientist is still there.
09:00 <shadsam> WHAT A FAGGOT
09:00 <shadsam> POOFTA MORON
09:00 <MadScientist> yeh ok we've established htis
09:00 <shadsam> hahahahahahahahaha
09:00 <MadScientist> this
09:00 <MadScientist> what else you got
09:00 <MadScientist> boring cunt
10:00 <shadsam> WITH A COCK UP HIS ASS
10:00 <shadsam> HEHEHE
10:00 <wolfy> ALLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGHT LONG
10:00 <wolfy> BABY
10:00 <wolfy> ALLLLLLLLLL
10:00 <wolfy> SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
10:00 <MadScientist> blah blah
10:00 <MadScientist> no wonder youre single
11:00 <MadScientist> boring fuck
11:00 <wolfy> yer
11:00 <wolfy> no wonder
11:00 <wolfy> i dont have a GOOK 
11:00 <wolfy> hah
11:00 <wolfy> wwwwwwwwwwww
11:00 <wolfy> fuck u cunt
11:00 <wolfy> u knwo who i am
11:00 <wolfy> u know who u talkin to mate?
11:00 <MadScientist> im not talkin bout you mayte
11:00 <wolfy> mayte
11:00 <MadScientist> that shadsam fucknut
11:00 <MadScientist> ololol
12:00 <wolfy> u think you fucken scientist dude in golden eye nintendo 64
12:00 <wolfy> mad scientist with white coat
12:00 <wolfy> ill shoot u cunt
12:00 <MadScientist> havnt played that fir like 1yrs
12:00 <wolfy> haha
12:00 <MadScientist> 10yrs
12:00 <wolfy> remember the scientists
12:00 <MadScientist> yeh man
12:00 <wolfy> hah
12:00 <MadScientist> lol
12:00 <wolfy> u remind me of them
12:00 <MadScientist> some of them were dodge
12:00 <wolfy> whack cunts
12:00 <wolfy> hahaha
12:00 <wolfy> they were dodge as
13:00 <MadScientist> theyd be all "hi how are ya blah blah *shoot*"
14:00 <milk> why marry an azn when you can marry a nice catholic girl?
15:00 <wolfy> thats like saying
15:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-house-you-are
15:00 <wolfy> haha
15:00 <shadsam> hehe
15:00 <shadsam> wolfy is a fucking emperor
15:00 <shadsam> king of kings
16:00 <MadScientist> catholic bitches take it in the ass
16:00 <wolfy> So What Is The Big Deal?
16:00 <wolfy>     These crazy inbreed Russians/Polish/Israelis were just testing a new missile setup on a drone.
16:00 <wolfy>     Give it twenty years and they will be doing this in America. The Zionists did it to Russia, Germany, Eastern Europe, and they will eventually do it in America.
16:00 <shadsam> MadScientist=poofta choock
16:00 <MadScientist> shadsam = Q.Q cunt
16:00 <MadScientist> cry a bit harder
16:00 <MadScientist> wah
16:00 <wolfy> http://72.52.208.92/~gbpprorg/judicial-inc/0.k_Rudd_austalia.htm
17:00 <MadScientist> again IP man
17:00 <MadScientist> get out
17:00 <wolfy> "Oh Joy, Oh Joy!"
17:00 <wolfy> When I think of Australia, I picture Crocodile Dundee, and a nation of frontiersmen. Today they threw out John Howard, a Zionist stooge el supremo, and elected Kevin Rudd. Guess what, this new tiger is a clone of France's Zarkosy.
17:00 <wolfy> Now Australia has a bank crisis, and will hand out billions to banks sitting on bad loans.
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Saturday - Rebecca Black and Dave Days - Official Music Video (Dec 7, 2013) 4:09 - Category: Entertainment - 301+ views - 1,591 likes (96.7%), 54 dislikes (3.3%)
18:00 <MadScientist> blah blah
18:00 <MadScientist> fuck off
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5nfV3S7sqI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rebecca Black Reacts to "Friday" (Nov 29, 2013) 4:19 - Category: Entertainment - 1,274,619 views - 35,738 likes (96.7%), 1,222 dislikes (3.3%)
24:00 <shadsam> pieter u toking ?
25:00 <shadsam> ?
25:00 <shadsam> OO
25:00 <shadsam> \/
25:00 <shadsam> LOL
26:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil U THERE MATEY
26:00 <milk> ||
26:00 <milk> OO
26:00 <shadsam> HEY MILK
26:00 <milk> hey
27:00 <shadsam> Did u buy the crosses
27:00 <milk> not yet
27:00 <shadsam> k dude
27:00 <milk> i bought a coffee
27:00 <shadsam> i bought a mic preamp
27:00 <shadsam> fuckn rules
27:00 <shadsam> ll one
27:00 <shadsam> lil
27:00 <shadsam> sits on laptop
28:00 <milk> ||
28:00 <milk> __
28:00 <shadsam> gunna be a drunk rapper mate
28:00 <milk> OO
28:00 <shadsam> o,o
28:00 <shadsam> pieter can rap
28:00 <shadsam> fuckin cumnt
28:00 <shadsam> hehe
29:00 <shadsam> so
29:00 <shadsam> whos comi ng qld with me
29:00 <shadsam> fuckin
29:00 <shadsam> a
30:00 <milk> they are fuckin weird in qld mate
30:00 <milk> I think the weather is too hot or something
31:00 <shadsam> k bro
32:00 <shadsam> out
41:00 <shadsam> k bro
41:00 <wolfy> jh
41:00 <wolfy> jts
41:00 <shadsam> hi druidess]
42:00 <druidess> hey
42:00 <shadsam> hoiday booked to qld
42:00 <shadsam> holiday
42:00 <druidess> cool
42:00 <shadsam> fuly wicked
43:00 <crash> sundays are over rated
43:00 <shadsam> rekon
43:00 <shadsam> this is my church
44:00 <crash> irc ?
44:00 <crash> or were you about to post a link of a church lol
46:00 <crash> im thinking maccas for breakfast
46:00 <crash> should soak up the residual alcohol in my body
47:00 <retroalveolar> Heh.
47:00 <retroalveolar> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
47:00 <shadsam> heya RETRO
47:00 <retroalveolar> Hey.
47:00 <shadsam> u makin cuppas
48:00 <BlackDevil> ever put your penis in a pencil sharpener?
48:00 <shadsam> yes
48:00 <shadsam> no
48:00 <crash> not recently
49:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3bcl4Uj_I
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sex Freak Prank - Steve-O (Dec 7, 2013) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 30 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
52:00 <shadsam> lalalala
52:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:ping
53:00 <retroalveolar> Hahah.
54:00 <beehhh> only me in the whole hostel
54:00 <shadsam> hello beehhh
54:00 <shadsam> new song=
54:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-house-you-are
59:00 <beehhh> 2morrow i go bald
59:00 <beehhh> until the chicks gets back
01:00 <beehhh> o I decided to search the web for the world record of the longest sleep, and have only come up with 14 and a half days, set by Randy Gardiner 
02:00 <beehhh> there should be a capsule where you can RIP for years without dying
03:00 <Ripsta> its called a coma
03:00 <Ripsta> want to try?
04:00 <beehhh> http://chaturbate.com/thefleshexperience/
05:00 <beehhh> prettu hawt aint she
10:00 <BlackDevil> you mean him?
16:00 <shadsam> trod o my headphones
16:00 <shadsam> fuck
23:00 <beehhh> yeah BlackDevil
23:00 <beehhh> pretty hot
32:00 <beehhh> http://bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vin-diesel-riddick-movie-images-2012-e1329035366910.jpg
35:00 <shads> mmm coffee
35:00 <shads> :P
35:00 <shads> jo
35:00 <johninja> o/
35:00 <shads> morning
35:00 <shads> m8
35:00 <johninja> morning
35:00 <shads> grab a cuppa
35:00 <shads> trod on my headphones
35:00 <shads> fuct em
36:00 <johninja> damn
36:00 <shads> yup
36:00 <shads> there only 29'
36:00 <shads> 20
36:00 <shads> get some today
36:00 <johninja> ahh well least they weren't expensive ones i guess eh
36:00 <shads> true
36:00 <shads> sleep well
36:00 <shads> ?
37:00 <johninja> yeah like a rock
37:00 <shads> i woke 330am
37:00 <shads> k
37:00 <johninja> i went to bed at like 530pm lol
37:00 <johninja> fucking tired as
37:00 <shads> so did i
37:00 <shads> was up 2 days on the chroni
38:00 <shads> c
38:00 <johninja> hehe
38:00 <shads> lol
38:00 <johninja> it usually zonks me out
38:00 <shads> true\
38:00 <shads> this new mic preaamp is unreal
38:00 <shads> tiny
38:00 <shads> fits on laptop
38:00 <shads> sounds insane for vocals
38:00 <shads> 60$
39:00 <shads> xenyx 302
39:00 <shads> imo
39:00 <shads> :PP
39:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.raysamuelsaudio.com/assets/2007/2/15/DSC_005.jpg
39:00 <shads> heyas AngrymanXL
39:00 <AngrymanXL> hi :D
40:00 <shads> hornet
40:00 <shads> got heaps guitar
41:00 <beehhh> drink hot water
41:00 <shads> coffee'
45:00 <shads> kuhlijbkhbihkihn
45:00 <shads> OO
45:00 <shads> \/
46:00 <shads> SANTA!!!!
53:00 <beehhh> rich gets richer poor gets poorer
58:00 <shads> fux
13:00 <crash> damn missed beehh
13:00 <crash> maybe next time
58:00 <crash> honestly i don't know why im working on a sunday
00:00 <shads> 5447
24:00 <Rak> why am i awake :(
41:00 <crash> Rak because its a glorious day
42:00 <Rak> it will be a glorious day post 10am as well
43:00 <crash> 2pm for me
43:00 <crash> 5 fucking hours
48:00 <fawks> g
49:00 <fawks> h
49:00 <crash> i
50:00 <fawks> y
50:00 <Rak> ummmmm p?
50:00 <crash> lol
50:00 <crash> i dunno, missed a few letters though
51:00 <fawks> hhh
51:00 <fawks> g
52:00 <fawks> g
52:00 <fawks> y
53:00 <crash> fawks we already played the random letter game
53:00 <fawks> g
53:00 <Rak> you lost
54:00 <Rak> remember
54:00 <fawks> shit
54:00 <fawks> lmao
00:00 <johninja> above the law :)
01:00 <fawks> hi
01:00 <johninja> hey 
02:00 <fawks> Hows it
02:00 <johninja> not bad
02:00 <johninja> and you?
02:00 <fawks> I'm ok
02:00 <johninja> i beat this arab guy before at chess
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <johninja> and not he is winning and beaing a smartas
02:00 <johninja> :/
03:00 <johninja> so we play slow lol
03:00 <fawks> tell him kol ayri
03:00 <johninja> k :)
04:00 <johninja> any plans for the day?
04:00 <fawks> lol don't 
04:00 <fawks> he'll bash you
04:00 <johninja> i did lol
04:00 <johninja> phht
04:00 <fawks> and nope just got to finish uni work 
04:00 <fawks> lollllll what did he say
04:00 <johninja> nothing yet lol
05:00 <fawks> oh dear
05:00 <fawks> it means eat my dick
05:00 <johninja> hahaha
07:00 <johninja> i got to clean up my cave
07:00 <fawks> lol
07:00 <johninja> going on hols soon :D
07:00 <fawks> my place is clean
07:00 <fawks> I just have washing to do
07:00 <fawks> oh where to?
08:00 <johninja> brissie
09:00 <fawks> ah cool
10:00 <johninja> nice day there?
11:00 <fawks> yeah 
11:00 <fawks> gonna be about 30 I think
11:00 <fawks> tomorrow and day after 33 gross
11:00 <johninja> eep
12:00 <fawks> I got my aircon to work cooler
12:00 <fawks> was a fan function 
12:00 <johninja> ooh what was the problem?
12:00 <johninja> ahh right
12:00 <fawks> now it's like ice 
12:00 <fawks> :
12:00 <fawks> :D
12:00 <johninja> yay
13:00 <fawks> when you off to bris
13:00 <johninja> 10th
14:00 <fawks> close!
14:00 <johninja> yeah :)
14:00 <johninja> i was hoping to have more of this music fixed
14:00 <johninja> but only got like 1/3rd done
14:00 <johninja> its such a long process
14:00 <fawks> why are you doing that btw 
15:00 <johninja> just need to buy some stuff
15:00 <johninja> and do a bit of chrissie shopping
15:00 <shads> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
16:00 <fawks> nah I mean why organize the music
16:00 <johninja> ohhh
16:00 <johninja> well i couldn't add it to my collection because the track names were a mess
16:00 <johninja> and i am buying a solid state drive for this pc 
16:00 <johninja> so i want to reformat the hard drive and start out clean~
17:00 <fawks> ah fair enough
17:00 <fawks> so just personal then
18:00 <johninja> yeah 
18:00 <johninja> its been there for 2 years
18:00 <johninja> swas putting it off because i knew it would be a pain to fix lol
18:00 <johninja> i even downloaded more shit for some reason
18:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <fawks> bah
19:00 <fawks> I threw up a couple hours ago
19:00 <johninja> ?
19:00 <johninja> samn
19:00 <fawks> made my tummy feel better 
19:00 <johninja> damn
19:00 <fawks> -_-
19:00 <shads> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
19:00 <shads> -
20:00 <johninja> still having acid trouble?
20:00 <fawks> a little
20:00 <johninja> i'm pretty much over mine now
20:00 <fawks> lucky
20:00 <johninja> yeah very
20:00 <fawks> I think I need to go back to prescription 
20:00 <johninja> missed coffee so bad
20:00 <johninja> yeah maybe huh
21:00 <johninja> its wierd becaus eyou don't really drink or have coffee
21:00 <johninja> so its not like you can change your diet
21:00 <fawks> just main lower dosage
21:00 <fawks> yeah
21:00 <fawks> idk
21:00 <fawks> I think milk is causing it
21:00 <fawks> but I like milk too much to stop lol
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <johninja> milk kinda helped me
22:00 <johninja> maybe try a different kind?
22:00 <johninja> could be lactose inotllerant 
22:00 <johninja> ugh
22:00 <johninja> intollerant
22:00 <johninja> this keyboard..i swear
22:00 <johninja> getting a new one
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> I drink lite
22:00 <fawks> full cream bloats me
22:00 <fawks> and I hate soy and skim
22:00 <fawks> I might try almond milk
23:00 <johninja> ohh yeah
23:00 <johninja> hip~
23:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <johninja> might do some stuff while i'm all hyper
24:00 <johninja> biab
24:00 <fawks> alright 
24:00 <fawks> enjoy 
26:00 <johninja> thnx :)
05:00 <johninja> just knocked the monitor off the desk lol
05:00 <johninja> still works fine
05:00 <johninja> samsung ftww
32:00 <shads> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
34:00 <Skrotus> she's heartbroken I'm sure
35:00 <shads> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-house-you-are
35:00 <shads> loof
36:00 <Loof> that sounds fucken sweet
36:00 <Loof> ur the master
36:00 <Loof> man i could use that in a game menu so good
36:00 <shads> u can
36:00 <Loof> sweet
37:00 <Loof> you any good at voiceovers?
37:00 <Loof> or know anyone?
37:00 <shads> yes trying to load my vocoder
37:00 <Loof> cool
40:00 <Loof> yep it's good music, my 2 year old approves, he's dancing to it
40:00 <Loof> :D
40:00 <Loof> so it will be good for a toddler game
40:00 <shads> 
40:00 <Loof> toddler games are where the $$$
40:00 <Loof> is
41:00 <Loof> especially on android
41:00 <Loof> so easy to make
41:00 <shads> nice'
41:00 <faux> yeah heaps of toddlers are buying ipads these days.
41:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <Loof> unity 3d subscription is a killer though $50 a month, plus $50 a month for android and another $50 a month for ios
43:00 <Loof> making the game on a cracked version first
43:00 <Loof> then i'll just get subscription when it's finished
54:00 <shads> k
59:00 <shads> nikky
59:00 <shads> :___)
59:00 <Nikky`> shads :o)
04:00 <fawks> hey nik
12:00 <shads> going to maccas
12:00 <shads> :))))
12:00 <shads> large big mac meal
12:00 <shads> imho
13:00 <shads> dence
13:00 <shads> no nick
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dense because you can't spell dense
14:00 <shads> eat some fries
14:00 <Rak> or can't spell dance
14:00 <shads> quiet faggots
14:00 <shads> be very quiet
15:00 <Skrotus> dence magic dence
15:00 <shads> 3 stooges
15:00 <shads> lol
16:00 <shads> unsophisticated faggots
16:00 <shads> wingers
16:00 <shads> like old moles
16:00 <shads> sit there and pull ya puds
17:00 <Rak> i don't think the person getting a lge big mac meal can throw around the word unsophisticated ;)
21:00 <Name> it is sunday :)
21:00 <Skrotus> you are correct
22:00 <Name> :)
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey faux.. sorry for delay
22:00 <Nikky`> was on phone to iinet..idiots ;/
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a pretty good observation there Sherlock
22:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Nikky`
22:00 <Name> iinet what they do?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> usually provide shit internet is what they do
23:00 <Nikky`> Morning Bastardly_One
23:00 <Nikky`> They have shaped my account but there is no way i've used my limit.. they are fixing issue but yes, idiots
24:00 <Nikky`> I've never had an issue with them, until now and been nearly 2 years
24:00 <Skrotus> I'm with internode which is now part of iinet and they've been great compared to other isps I've had
25:00 <Name> i get unlimited inet neve slowed down now
25:00 <Skrotus> I don't think I've had to deal with them since the takeover though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck? this is just stupid ... Bad Religion doing christmas songs
25:00 <Nikky`> Anywho, they be fixing the issue so all good 
26:00 <Nikky`> and on that note I must get my arse to gym before it gets too warm
28:00 <Name> i new to mobile phone internet.. how much does like fb use on mobile i getting one soon
28:00 <Name> like data
29:00 <fawks> I new
29:00 <fawks> I faggot
29:00 <Name> i dont like gays
29:00 <Name> so i'm not talking to you
30:00 <fawks> AND THUS THE INTERNET WAS BORN
30:00 <Skrotus> gay fawks 
30:00 <Skrotus> remember remember
31:00 <fawks>  I'm watching a YouTube video and yes it's v gay
31:00 <fawks> about the history of the Internet 
31:00 <Name> very
31:00 <fawks> .
31:00 <Name> .
32:00 <fawks> LAWDY
32:00 <Name> fawks do you eat a lot?
32:00 <Name> reason behind your name?
33:00 <fawks> REMEMBER REMEMBER 
33:00 <fawks> MY QUIVERING MEMBER
33:00 <fawks> um what
34:00 <Name> your probably nicest person i could ever meet
34:00 <fawks> ..
34:00 <fawks> fuck off chris
34:00 <Name> but your getting fat
34:00 <fawks> go put your head in the oven and turn it on 220°
34:00 <fawks> cheers
34:00 <Name> wake up to yourself
34:00 <Name> i do
35:00 <Name> i'm best person i could be around
35:00 <Name> not like scum of irc
35:00 <fawks> youre toxic waste and a waste of oxygen 
36:00 <Name> your a stupid bitch but i dont make sense?
36:00 <fawks> you have no purpose in life but to sit around doing drugs, drinking yourself into oblivion and feeling sorry for yourself 
37:00 <Name> no cause life is only me
37:00 <Name> noone else is real
37:00 <fawks> I don't even know what you're saying
37:00 <fawks> so I'm gonna stop taking to you now
37:00 <Name> i love ya
37:00 <Name> ok
37:00 <Name> i got silent too
37:00 <Name> gotta go
37:00 <Name> silent
39:00 <Name> not much to do did favour for disks got grog
40:00 <Name> could sit having Embolism about fawks all day
41:00 <Name> come to think of it all i done for past 2 years nearlly
42:00 <Bastardly_One> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
42:00 <Name> hi b1
42:00 <Name> how are u
43:00 <Name> how long since cleo10 been oline
43:00 <Name> online
43:00 <Name> ?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I know who this is now
43:00 <Name> i call cops on that pedo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good ... yourself?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it is Chris yes?
44:00 <Name> yeah i alright drinking depressed if mind slips i can change and yeah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright ... I'll get excessive to call the hospital on you again
45:00 <Bastardly_One> j/k
45:00 <Name> my life is fucked enough thank u
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did that but I heard all about it
45:00 <Name> u just made me start crying again
45:00 <Name> good one
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... that good huh?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> try just going for a walk or something
46:00 <Bastardly_One> clear your head ... get out of the same four walls
46:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Crip
46:00 <Name> i live here
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, get out for a walk dude
47:00 <Name> i die here not eating today drink whole cask i think
47:00 <Crip> morning
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like clear your head
47:00 <Name> and bottle of wine
47:00 <Crip> hows things Bastardly_One
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad man ... anchoring myself to the spot ... what about you?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bit windy out there *lol*
48:00 <Crip> Yeah good, My eyes are burning from overuse of the pc lastnight
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had a creative morning so far
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, I've an eye ache from coughing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Name> serious questions does ne1 have feelings or is it just me?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've COAD and still smoke ... bit of a dickhead
48:00 <Crip> lol
48:00 <Crip> thats no good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know what that is right?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> another fancy name for emphysema
49:00 <Crip> cronic airways diseasses
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's one reason I want to smoke less
49:00 <Crip> yiu should quit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, nuh ... I've offered to help before and you've listened ... but you never follow through
49:00 <Crip> or just smoke da reefa
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> get to smoking one 50gram pouch a month is my plan Crip
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, crip knows what COAD is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a first
50:00 <Crip> yeah, im on a 50g for two weeks
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mornin Bastardly_One
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah same Crip
50:00 <Bastardly_One> mornin' Pandas
50:00 <Name> i smoke 1/2 kilo month
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sick of smoking a 50g a week
50:00 <Crip> Its hard trying to cut down
50:00 <Bastardly_One> It is when you don't do much
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> *nods*
50:00 <Crip> I had my gf trying to help, but she gave up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the trick is to find lots to do if you're giving up
51:00 <Name> smoke more cause ppl cant remmeber dreams
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
51:00 <Name> maybe life is one dream
51:00 <johninja> 9
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 8
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 7
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One ive found when i play a game that doesnt raise my adrenaline i dont smoke for hours
51:00 <Name> and all you cunts out to get me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 6
51:00 <johninja> 5
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i still smoke when i read
51:00 <Name> 4
52:00 <johninja> 3
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3
52:00 <Name> 2 bum
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Pandas ... if I'm in a sandbox I think
52:00 <johninja> 1
52:00 <johninja> BLASTOFF
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah a sandy like ac4 or gta
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow, wonder how long I've been straight for?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <johninja> just finished cleaning :D
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cut down to 3 a day yrs ago, that was choice
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that was like in GTA O yesterday
52:00 <johninja> gonna rewar myself with a beer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> simba was off doing bounties
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was on another server wandering for about 2 hrs sniping people from a rooftop
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> quitting then cutting back on alcohol was easy for me
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> had one cider with mum last night watching fast 6
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I found drinking easy to give up
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> had 2 cigs last night aswell
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do things in excess and get bored with them
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> im like that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't worked for pot yet though
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> (except for fapping nigga)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a major speed habit ... like a major one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just woke up one day and was like nup
54:00 <Bastardly_One> boring!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer that stuff got old
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah the late 90s
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that's what I'm saying ... I can give anything up I wanna give up
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just these dang cigs i cant give up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like the damn pot and that's the thing that's done the most damage in it's own way
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm worse though ... I can't smoke rollies
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm getting all the lovely chemicals of tailors
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> <-smokes those
56:00 <johninja> 8====D <- smoke this
56:00 <johninja> xD
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> <-did when you werent watching
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs have to drop off a package ;) stinky stinky
01:00 <shads> <mzmarvel> hi
04:00 <frayedknot> shads?
05:00 <shads> speak goose
05:00 <frayedknot> why are you slapping me?
06:00 <shads> simba is [email protected] * outset_island
06:00 <shads> simba on @#adelaide +#cunts #melbourne @#flowergirl2 @#gg #ps3 #adelaidesa @#cookie #dissident 
06:00 <shads> simba using irc.austnet.org AustNet
06:00 <shads> simba has identified to services
06:00 <shads> simba End of /WHOIS list.
06:00 <shads> -
07:00 <shads> lol
08:00 <frayedknot> what's funny?
09:00 <shads> u 
09:00 <frayedknot> oh
10:00 <shads> might chk out my iphone
10:00 <frayedknot> chk = chuck or check?
10:00 <shads> battery lasts 2 weeks
12:00 <shads> Bastardly_One:my glasses fog when i suck
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for sharing
21:00 <shadsam> `seen clowngirls
21:00 <prowl> shadsam, clowngirls? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember clowngirls.
23:00 <johninja> `seen biggie smalls biggie small biggie smalls
23:00 <prowl> johninja, I don't remember seeing biggie.
26:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
26:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <prowl> iBiZa, I don't remember seeing Thewjm.
27:00 <prowl> iBiZa, I don't remember seeing ^_BeLLe_&.
27:00 <prowl> iBiZa, Netzx? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember Netzx.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah ye shower
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen my_loose_ass
28:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, my_loose_ass? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember my_loose_ass.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
34:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo 
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barry McGuire - Eve of Destruction (Jun 22, 2008) 3:37 - Category: Music - 2,571,391 views - 10,353 likes (98.1%), 205 dislikes (1.9%)
37:00 <shadsam> nigas
38:00 <shadsam> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> FRRRKKK
49:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
49:00 <Shadowgate> Pandas swore in a funny way lol
50:00 <Shadowgate> nick that killed of laughter 1. my_loose_ass
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup coz playin splinter cell n keep fucking up ahah
53:00 <fawks> yous
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol 
54:00 <Shadowgate> hahah pandas
00:00 <johninja> who is your favourite comedian Shadowgate?
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol dont know
01:00 <johninja> lious CK is pretty good
01:00 <johninja> dylan moran
01:00 <johninja> bill hicks
01:00 <fawks> I win
02:00 <johninja> i'm not going to win a burp off with a leb lol
02:00 <johninja> all that fewd~
02:00 <Shadowgate> fawks burped but fawks is cute when faux
02:00 <Bastardly_One> can you speak in burps?
02:00 <johninja> i used to be able too
03:00 <Mew> i cant burp at all :~(
03:00 <johninja> i lost that skill as i got old
03:00 <fawks> we don't eat more we just eat good food lol
03:00 <fawks> also I haven't had Leb food this morning 
03:00 <fawks> only cereal 
03:00 <johninja> lol k
03:00 <fawks> :D 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I force burps to get rid of air that builds up during coughing fits
03:00 <fawks> i could never burp I would make this weird dinosaur noise in my chest/throat 
03:00 <fawks> like GRERLLLZZLLSR
04:00 <fawks> but then my ex taught me
04:00 <fawks> . lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Mew> send him over
04:00 <fawks> pls no
04:00 <fawks> actually he recently added me 2 fb I wanted to die 
04:00 <Mew> its sort of a good thing that i cant cos i never drink fizzy drink 
04:00 <Mew> just water/milk
05:00 <Bastardly_One> milk is the best
05:00 <Mew> milk truly is an amazing beverage
05:00 <fawks> I can burp without fizzy drinks
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can force them at the drop of a hat
05:00 <Tuftoy> Mew flavoured milk or normal milk?
05:00 <Mew> if i drink a fizzy drink i feel like shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> only one flavoured milk worth drinking ... Oak chocolate
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest are shit
06:00 <Mew> normal milk Tuftoy
07:00 <Tuftoy> Mew interesting
07:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
07:00 <Mew> intradestin
07:00 <johninja> guh sorry
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with milk? ... it's delicious
07:00 <johninja> internet is being a pain today
08:00 <Mew> well rounded, nutricious
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My net hates the wind
08:00 <Tuftoy> Mew just drinks water and milk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
08:00 <Mew> and wine sometimes
08:00 <Mew> luv me sum wiiiiiiine
09:00 <Tuftoy> Mew red or white?
09:00 <Mew> white
09:00 <Mew> occasionally red
09:00 <Mew> if its a good red
09:00 <Tuftoy> has to be a good red hey
10:00 <Mew> but i never drink more than 2-3 glasses of red cos red hangovers are pretty much the end of the world
10:00 <Mew> aint nobody got time fo dat
11:00 <Tuftoy> what about with white, how many glasses do u drink?
11:00 <Kristinaux> Hahahahah.
11:00 <Mew> lots
12:00 <Kristinaux> I never get red hangovers.
12:00 <Mew> god damn you must be a super experienced alcoholic
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
13:00 <Tuftoy> or maybe she can handle red
13:00 <Mew> my drinking buddies never get hangovers cos they only have a day or two without alcohol.. ever
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh i lost ma bonus
13:00 <Tuftoy> lol so they are pretty much alcos
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh thx for reminding me gotta dl hangover 3
14:00 <Mew> definitely
14:00 <Skrotus> RIP them
14:00 <Tuftoy> well as long as ur not like that
15:00 <Cleo11> not violent alcos or anything and they dont spend every cent on alcohol but they enjoy a few drinks every night
15:00 <Cleo11> alcos nonetheless
15:00 <Tuftoy> not like u hey Mew
15:00 <Cleo11> nah i usually drink once or twice a fortnight
16:00 <Tuftoy> well thats good to hear
16:00 <Cleo11> i dont just drink for the sake of it though there has to be something cool happening
16:00 <Cleo11> like some ciders in the sunshine on the beach with a big group of friends etc
17:00 <Cleo11> i wouldnt just drink at home on a boring night out of boredom
17:00 <Name> cause of irc i dont trust ppl off inet
17:00 <Tuftoy> so u have to be out to be drinking
17:00 <Cleo11> yeah or if we're having people over for a bbq/party
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got 4 pear ciders
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> somersby <3
18:00 <Cleo11> ive got a 10 pack of somersby in the fridge lol
18:00 <Tuftoy> waiting to be opened
18:00 <Cleo11> i just have no desire to drink alone or when its just me n my partner at home
18:00 <Cleo11> which is good i guess
19:00 <georgeandwell> yo
19:00 <Tuftoy> Mew who is ur partner?
19:00 <Mew> BenGina
21:00 <georgeandwell> yo
21:00 <georgeandwell> niggers
21:00 <Tuftoy> where are the homeys
21:00 <Skrotus> in the ghetto
21:00 <Skrotus> where they belong
21:00 <Tuftoy> thats racist
21:00 <Mew> rollin with the homeyzzz
22:00 <Skrotus> homeboys aren't a race
22:00 <georgeandwell> its racey
22:00 <Tuftoy> Mew u should be rolling with us lol
22:00 <georgeandwell> do u know whats an ozwog
22:00 <georgeandwell> ?
23:00 <Tuftoy> no go ahead tell us
23:00 <georgeandwell> u never herd the term ozwog?
24:00 <georgeandwell> lol im bemused
24:00 <Princess> omg its an aussie with a wog background
25:00 <georgeandwell> nah
25:00 <georgeandwell> nice try princess
25:00 <Tuftoy> will Moyes get the sack thats what I want to know
25:00 <georgeandwell> wanna try again
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> georgeandwell do you know what wog originally stood for?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> w.o.g.
27:00 <georgeandwell> ozwog is an aussie guy whos into wog stuff ...like hotted up cars rnb trackshuits
27:00 <georgeandwell> kebabs
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Western Oriental Gentleman
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly Indians
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> they were the first wogs
28:00 <georgeandwell> an aussie dude who may or may not hang aroud wogs but acts like one
28:00 <georgeandwell> heh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the stinkiest of all time
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the smell of indian sweat in my vindaloo <3
28:00 <georgeandwell> indians arent wogs
28:00 <georgeandwell> wogs are greeks italins and irish
30:00 <borosilicate> The name came from Eden Blighton's golliwog.
30:00 <borosilicate> Enid..
30:00 <borosilicate> In the Noddy sories.
30:00 <georgeandwell> ok
30:00 <georgeandwell> u seem very educated
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> they were the first wogs
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just explained that to you
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
34:00 <Princess> i missed that
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> or the English would just call an individual Babu which means Mister
34:00 <georgeandwell> todays wogs are greeks italians and irish
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> its what i call bee hornet
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm could so go greek salad n some platter
35:00 <Princess> irish doesnt seem woggy 
35:00 <georgeandwell> my irish friend to me the aussies used to call his dad a wog
35:00 <AngrymanXL> hi :D
35:00 <georgeandwell> like with the italians and greeks in the 1960
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> alo babu
37:00 <beehhh> Look Dexter it's a 'Cupid'. What are you drawing?
37:00 <beehhh> Oh you've only got robot fingers Panda
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh really needs The Robe for a little time out ;)
42:00 <Tonza> hello whos there
42:00 <doctor> the robe does not force anyone
42:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1486933_680218498676075_238536769_n.jpg
42:00 <borosilicate> Hacker...
43:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <johninja> striper
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> *sips cider* u want a cider johninja, doctor?
46:00 <johninja> playing chess
46:00 <johninja> and yeah
46:00 <Tonza> pandasdontdrive hows it going
46:00 <johninja> having a beer myself
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice nice
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea goot Tonza how bout urself
47:00 <Tonza> good
47:00 <Tonza> who are you pandasdontdrive
47:00 <borosilicate> Mad.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
47:00 <borosilicate> Murgh.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i've been patient
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i've been a mental patient
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i been a parental replacement for kids sent to the basement
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm PandasDontDrive
51:00 <simba> Good.
00:00 <Name> not eating today
00:00 <Name> if had enough grog wouldnt eat ever
00:00 <faux> shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
01:00 <British^Meat> yo
01:00 <British^Meat> without even right clicking...
01:00 <British^Meat> going to whois
01:00 <British^Meat> and examining 
01:00 <Mew> `chris in dA HOOOOUSE
01:00 <British^Meat> i am going to suggest that that is chris
01:00 <British^Meat> no i shall go see
01:00 <British^Meat> not sure if correct
01:00 <British^Meat> am i correct?
02:00 <Mew> correctamundoooo
02:00 <British^Meat> cool
02:00 <British^Meat> what a fuk hed
02:00 <faux> hellen keller would know its chris
02:00 <Mew> he left cats before because buttsex was being discussed
03:00 <Crip> i left #buttsex cos cats were being disxussed
03:00 <simba> how could you know something like that  unless you were in a room like #cats
04:00 <British^Meat> lol
04:00 <British^Meat> buttsex + #cats = awolf
05:00 <Mew> Pirate told me
05:00 <Mew> it was actually Pirate instigating the buttsex talk lol
05:00 <Mew> i dont mind #cats
06:00 <simba> y
06:00 <Mew> its the second most active channel im in other than #melbz
06:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> blackdevil, kunny, pollock all encouraged to use their keyboards... thats a chatroom i cant get my head around
08:00 <Serenity> its just the second coming of random
08:00 <simba> i was gonna say that but random started out in a good place
08:00 <Mew> blackdevil doesnt talk in there much
08:00 <Serenity> and all those other channels that get started for trolls cause theyre banned everywhere else
08:00 <Serenity> i mean screwss is in there ffs
08:00 <Serenity> screwss.
08:00 <Mew> ive only seen screwss in there once
08:00 <British^Meat> simba
08:00 <simba> another man who shouldnt be allowed a connection
08:00 <borosilicate> BlackDevil's too busy dishing out the spank to converse with anyone.
08:00 <British^Meat> would u like to escort me into cats?
09:00 <British^Meat> i got ur back, if u got mine
09:00 <Serenity> stupid logs pasted to me over night of him sooking cause apparently its my fault hes banned from australia
09:00 <Serenity> never even been in that channel
09:00 <simba> no no i wouldnt!!!!
09:00 <British^Meat> yer, tbh i cant bring myself to do it
10:00 <Serenity> go on bm
10:00 <British^Meat> id only be in there to be trouble and giggle
10:00 <British^Meat> but then awolf would get a big head :(
10:00 <British^Meat> WAIT
10:00 <Serenity> thats the point of austnet these days isnt it
10:00 <British^Meat> what if i go in there and tell him its coz Serenity told me to
10:00 <Serenity> giving idiots like him n pieter big heads lol
10:00 <Mew> its just a channel lol
11:00 <Serenity> go on British^Meat
11:00 <Mew> dont forget to slash j end of the world
11:00 <simba> i dont think he gets an erection whenever he gets a new person join
11:00 <faux> brb joining
11:00 <simba> idk why he lets pollock stay in there 
11:00 <Mew> hes not active atm its just me kunny and element lol
11:00 <Serenity> because everyones welcome
11:00 <Mew> talking about kunnys boong gf
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
11:00 <simba> we r giving it too much advertising
11:00 <faux> [14:11] * Topic is 'With quickly evolving natures, cats understand change intimately, and are at home in chaos.'
11:00 <faux> rofl.
12:00 <Crip> [14:11] * Set by awolf on Sat Mar 02 14:43:48
12:00 <Crip> [14:11] <Element> loooooolllllllllllll @ faux
12:00 <Crip> wow
12:00 <Crip> I have now lived
12:00 <Serenity> lol crip
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Handsome Bob fucking ladykiller!
12:00 <faux> [14:12] <Element> HAHAHAHAHA @ Cripple
12:00 <faux> [14:12] <faux> lmaooooo @ your neck crust
12:00 <Crip> lol
13:00 <Crip> dat neck crust
13:00 <Serenity> where did the next crust thing come from lol
13:00 <Serenity> neck
14:00 <simba> my neck, my back
14:00 <Mew> i think it was Pirates nickname for a while
14:00 <Mew> DaveysNeckCrust
14:00 <Mew> or something
15:00 <Serenity> oh i thought there might have been a pic or something
16:00 <simba> lol poor chris
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> neck crust what's that lol
17:00 <Shadowgate> a simba song "my neck, my back,my neck, my back,my neck, my back,my neck, my back,my neck, my back,my neck, my back,"
17:00 <simba> what the FUCK.. STFU Shadowgate... FUCKEN DRUNKIE......
17:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <Serenity> woah
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I thought Shadowgate was a bot
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <simba> really?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yer
17:00 <simba> thats.. special
18:00 <faux> LAMSFOSD
18:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/9efd56fa13fe69cb6346b0003c1c8b3f/tumblr_moswfvUYYs1rvc5weo1_400.gif
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh's like a real life bot
18:00 <Shadowgate> simba an asshole character
19:00 <British^Meat> Shadowgate arcin up, yet again
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba's vital to our irc experience
19:00 <Serenity> i want to know if anyone has ever had a proper convo with him
19:00 <Serenity> or he just randomly sprouts stuff
19:00 <simba> STFU Shadowgate!!!!!!!! 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> with Shadowgate?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> or beehhh
20:00 <Serenity> Shadowgate
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
20:00 <British^Meat> Shadowgate, same old antics
20:00 <Serenity> Beehhhs brain is just sand logged
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> beagle understands beehhh
20:00 <simba> Shadowgate masturbates to leela from futurama porn 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know how and i dont bloody want to, but somehow he speaks bee hornet fluently
21:00 <Serenity> beagle is a fucking idiot lol thats how
21:00 <simba> u love beagle
22:00 <Mew> ive had a proper convo with Shadowgate
23:00 <simba> Good.
24:00 <Mew> i think he was pissed off at his parents for something
24:00 <simba> hes either pretending people are being funny or being really angry and negative
24:00 <Mew> he was like "Dad is a funny new dadderinial character. Dad ha ha ha ha."
25:00 <simba> White women, huh?
25:00 <British^Meat> are you antics old now Shadowgate?
25:00 <British^Meat> <-forgot letter
26:00 <Shadowgate> lol british meat
26:00 <Shadowgate> your funny lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn sick of this laptop crashing, but i like it
34:00 <Mew> i love it when mine crashes too
34:00 <Mew> its a good pain like when you bite down on something hard cos your tooth hurts
37:00 <simba> 7!!!!!!!
39:00 <British^Meat> kinda like, when you bite witha lot of pressure onto your fingernail? and then push that finger against a wall?
39:00 <British^Meat> do it
39:00 <Mew> thats more of an excrutiating terrible pain
39:00 <Mew> i did in year 5
39:00 <fawks> lmao
39:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
39:00 <Mew> then i showed it to the year 4s
39:00 <Mew> great success
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol mew
42:00 <Shadowgate> quest of lord "panda buys new battery"
43:00 <fawks> you know what feeling I don't miss
43:00 <fawks> stapling your finger 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ouch
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin warm
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> like humid
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk sake
44:00 <faux> aircon
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye just put it on
44:00 <simba> why dont u just keep the lappy plugged in if the battery is the issue
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it's dying
45:00 <simba> How
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> new battery would help but i didnt see my mate n get the pc off him
45:00 <Shadowgate> faux said "Aircon" lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> soon as got that i can sink this laptop into grange beach
45:00 <fawks> how does it die if it's plugged in
45:00 <simba> yea idgi, if its got a power source it doesnt even know its a laptop
45:00 <simba> itll just run on power
46:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer for some reason it keeps crashing thouogh
46:00 <simba> do u get Blue screen of death ?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> so my other mate sash said he'll look at it soon
46:00 <fawks> prob not the battery then
46:00 <simba> BSOD
46:00 <fawks> maybe it's over heating
46:00 <fawks> mine used to crash when it got hot
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah it is over heating n im wondering why
46:00 <fawks> well duh
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> formatted it other week
46:00 <fawks> clean teh fan
46:00 <fawks> underneath
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> have
46:00 <fawks> buy one of those blowy air sprays
47:00 <simba> do u get a blue screen of death when it resets 
47:00 <fawks> idk what they're called
47:00 <simba> compressed air yea 
47:00 <simba> those r GUD
47:00 <fawks> ^
47:00 <simba> my fan was so clogged it was embarrassing
47:00 <fawks> me clogged fan
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh
47:00 <fawks> lolss4u
47:00 <simba> wb classy_biatchhh
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> id get a new laptop but get the pc n i want a 55" tele soon
48:00 <fawks> don't eh we're genuinely giving you good ideas 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> figured bit close to xmas to buy one, wait for sales
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry but ive already done em
48:00 <simba> does ur laptop get a blue screen of death or not
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
48:00 <fawks> it's overheating 
48:00 <simba> it just gets so hot that it turns off
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
48:00 <British^Meat> its a piece of shit
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ye i cleaned the fan
48:00 <fawks> used to happen 2 mine I had to keep the fan on it 
48:00 <fawks> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <simba> me 2
49:00 <fawks> then it died in the ass
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it cost me two large
49:00 <fawks> now I have a pretty pink one
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not shit
49:00 <fawks> :')
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i havent treated it well lol leaving it on for days n days n days over the last couple yrs
49:00 <British^Meat> well, it is shit if it cost u 2 grand and it freezes, for no apparent reason
49:00 <British^Meat> and wont work with a power source
49:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
50:00 <fawks> even expensive laptops fuck up 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:00 <simba> if u get stuck into the fan u should notice a huge difference 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n it's my own fault
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill go over the fan again
50:00 <fawks> but the not charging when plugged in is weird 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah the battery is dead
50:00 <fawks> Ah, Yes.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> would work better with new battery
50:00 <fawks> obv
50:00 <simba> maralen mansno satanic death metal 666
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> TOTE OBV FOOL
51:00 <fawks> I luv picken me nose
51:00 <fawks> my house is so clean it smells amazing 
51:00 <fawks> I stil have washing to do but i cbf
51:00 <fawks> CEEBS
53:00 <Shadowgate> faux nick is cuter than fawks
54:00 <Shadowgate> British meat said something cool like "power source"
54:00 <Shadowgate> his cool
54:00 <Shadowgate> that was a cool thing to say
55:00 <simba> shut up
55:00 <simba> why type if its going to be bad
55:00 <simba> write that down and stick it above ur monitor
56:00 <simba> i just had a bong then a baccy bong i feel disgusting like pieter
56:00 <simba> bottom of the barrel
56:00 <simba> barrel of monkey
56:00 <simba> barrel of monkeys. monkey magic. the magic school bus. the bus that couldnt slow down. down syndrome.
58:00 <British^Meat> y baccy bong?
59:00 <simba> mixing on low supply
59:00 <simba> then it went a bit 2 far
59:00 <British^Meat> heh, devo
01:00 <simba> whip it real good
06:00 <TheRon> hello
06:00 <British^Meat> hah
07:00 <faux> ................................................................................................................................................................................................ https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1461099_10151850074428105_145527893_n.jpg
08:00 <simba> couleurs and TheRon learn to mirc
08:00 <faux> get off mibbit you goons
08:00 <couleurs> hi i'm new
08:00 <simba> why wouldnt u have mirc
08:00 <RadeoActiv> not everyone is on winblows
09:00 <faux> Ah
09:00 <faux> Yees
09:00 <simba> oh yea
09:00 <simba> cant u get mirc on apple LmAO
09:00 <RadeoActiv> lol no
10:00 <British^Meat> oh
10:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/d5185feaf6c0b37e14e07893afb49229/tumblr_mxe1rhZD6w1sba17wo1_500.jpg you rack diciprine
10:00 <British^Meat> im back to using irc
10:00 <British^Meat> it kept doing that register thing
10:00 <simba> mirc?
10:00 <British^Meat> would only let me exit, not continue
10:00 <RadeoActiv> I suppose you could run a windows installation on virtualbox or vmware or something, but it's like putting xcode (3 gb) and macports on to run irssi, why would you
10:00 <British^Meat> so i used mibbit for a bit
10:00 <simba> occasionally it goes to the exit thing for some reason so i just put a new crack in
11:00 <SassyMeMow> just crack it
11:00 <SassyMeMow> sigh
11:00 <British^Meat> yer i went to look for cracks one day
11:00 <SassyMeMow> ditto simb
11:00 <British^Meat> virus city
11:00 <SassyMeMow> hi
11:00 <British^Meat> just easier to use mibbit
11:00 <simba> this is fine m8 http://torrentz.eu/1c95a3f180ef25a63d1787fe78022d5d53b17de9
11:00 <SassyMeMow> whip it just whip it
11:00 <simba> e-z 2 use
11:00 <faux> lolllllllll
11:00 <British^Meat> nope
11:00 <British^Meat> not even gonna
11:00 <faux> this happened like 5 mins away from me
11:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1174809_10151619531473105_1070255739_n.jpg
11:00 <SassyMeMow> faaauuux <3
11:00 <faux> Stupid Vanessa.
11:00 <simba> no seriously its like easier than opening the windows tab
12:00 <simba> its just an e z thing to do
12:00 <British^Meat> no
12:00 <British^Meat> i shall not
12:00 <simba> its like some other sucker paying 10 bux for you
12:00 <faux> hey 
12:00 <SassyMeMow> its just A B C!
12:00 <Maurice> Parking : Nailed it
12:00 <simba> ok
12:00 <TheRon> i'm using ice chat
12:00 <SassyMeMow> help
12:00 <simba> dont be afraid the internet isnt that big and nasty
12:00 <SassyMeMow> im singing everything 
12:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
12:00 <couleurs> Stop Hacking Me!!!!!!!
12:00 <simba> they dont want you to get a virus
12:00 <simba> getting a virus is a hard thing to do
12:00 <simba> you have to be an IDIOT
12:00 <SassyMeMow> like aids
12:00 <couleurs> i hate u Pollock
12:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547440_10151599003888105_2002664499_n.jpg
13:00 <simba> Mmmmmmmmm, yummo!
13:00 <Shadowgate> faux is posting funny pics lol
13:00 <TheRon> couleurs i want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body
13:00 <SassyMeMow> lol vanessa
13:00 <Nikky`> Where is the fork? I need to use a fork :/ haha
13:00 <SassyMeMow> nice one
13:00 <simba> wow take it to PM loverbird
13:00 <Shadowgate> haha nikky
13:00 <SassyMeMow> Shadowgate!
14:00 <SassyMeMow> say lots again that was fun
14:00 <simba> who teh fuck is vanessa
14:00 <SassyMeMow> she's not a good driver
14:00 <TheRon> who the fuck is alice
14:00 <shadsam> RAK: 14 Gay tranny
15:00 <SassyMeMow> me
15:00 <simba> stella was a diver and she was always down
15:00 <SassyMeMow> im arya
15:00 <SassyMeMow> welcome
15:00 <Nikky`> i'm living next door to alice
15:00 <SassyMeMow> hahahahaha
15:00 <shadsam> lol
15:00 <TheRon> i'm living nextdoor to alan
16:00 <SassyMeMow> Vanessa's Insuance Claim
16:00 <simba> r u on druges this morning sasso
16:00 <SassyMeMow> that house just pulled right out in front of me
16:00 <faux> mniam, mniam..yum, yum. (Translated by Bing) 
16:00 <faux> rofl
16:00 <faux> mniam.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> made risotto
16:00 <SassyMeMow> MNIAMMM
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno those ainsley harriot ones
17:00 <faux> Poproszę o przepis na tego drinka...I would like a recipe for this refreshing drink. (Translated by Bing) 
17:00 <SassyMeMow> why do you say that simba?
17:00 <SassyMeMow> im in the drug the killed river phoenix
17:00 <SassyMeMow> *on
18:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
18:00 <simba> please answer the question this is not a drill
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <SassyMeMow> oh my srgnt simba
18:00 <faux> its not eve morning
18:00 <faux>  U FKN WEIRDO
18:00 <simba> i walk a lonely caterpillar... the only caterpillar... i've ever known
18:00 <SassyMeMow> yes i also noticed that
18:00 <SassyMeMow> lol no simba
19:00 <SassyMeMow> which is why i wondered why you asked
19:00 <SassyMeMow> druges
19:00 <faux> SassyMeMow is like a steven clone now
19:00 <SassyMeMow> human centipede
19:00 <simba> typing youtube video content in caps?
20:00 <SassyMeMow> oh really
20:00 <faux> lool
20:00 <faux> 'YA FUKN DOGS'
20:00 <SassyMeMow> HAHAHA THE DOGD
20:00 <SassyMeMow> THE DOGS
20:00 <SassyMeMow> THEY GOT ME 
20:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAAHA.
20:00 <SassyMeMow> Haha.
20:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHA IM CHOKING
21:00 <SassyMeMow> dont die
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <faux> According to The Sydney Morning Herald, the service - currently only operating from McDonald's North Parramatta branch - has been quietly operating per a soft launch since November 27, offering local deliveries on orders over $25.
21:00 <faux> The service of your dreams, enabling nuggets on demand, sans pants and sans moving, was reportedly chosen to be trialled in North Parramatta due to population density. However, as SMH points out, the McDelivery area encompasses suburbs that boast the second highest rate of overweight or obese adults in the state. :|
21:00 <shadsam> rak:19 gay transvestite
22:00 <faux> However, in the words of a 13 year old girl SMH called upon to add her 2c on the issue and its associated concerns with rates of obesity, "It’s not unhealthy. If you’re fat you shouldn’t [eat it]. But if you’re skinny you should.’’ 
22:00 <faux> LOL
22:00 <faux> gr8
22:00 <simba> shadsam why did you paste my whois this morning u weird unit
22:00 <shadsam> shutit simba
22:00 <simba> ..no im asking you a question
23:00 <faux> Rob Schneider
23:00 <faux> Adelaide, South Australia
23:00 <SassyMeMow> >_>
23:00 <simba> ugh.
24:00 <simba> f*** y
24:00 <TheRon> augustana - boston
27:00 <faux> i need this in my life https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563562_10151069862239669_2027481703_n.jpg
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i love rocknrolla
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> the end rules ahaha
28:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/899681bcbcd9e0b0db145c5ee9c214ac/tumblr_mxgm8wchmt1r68djpo1_500.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> love how Archie plays Lord Blackwood in Sherlock Holmes, scary cunt
28:00 <simba> lmao this guy i know has instagram and we were going through his phone, i didnt know guys in their early/mid twenties had it too
28:00 <simba> pics of his boots, and nugs of weed
28:00 <simba> and his ugly mug
29:00 <simba> i thought instagram was for women
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <British^Meat> SHOCKED
29:00 <British^Meat> You KNOW im a user simba
29:00 <British^Meat> God you embaress me ALL THE TIME
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> is there really gonna be a movie The Real Rocknrolla?
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> but do u put really bad pix up
30:00 <simba> he had 5-6 pictures in a row of his shoes
30:00 <British^Meat> lol, no, no shoes pics :)
30:00 <TheRon> shoes can be porn for some people
30:00 <British^Meat> i dont really use instagram for my srs pics, but i dont really put up anything stupid
30:00 <British^Meat> NO food
31:00 <British^Meat> fair bit of cat and bike action
31:00 <simba> see u have a purpose
31:00 <simba> not just "hey its me and now i have an instagram too and heres some weed and heres my face"
31:00 <simba> shoe porn makes me think of stilettos
32:00 <British^Meat> indeed, i dont take photos of myself, in a mirror, showing my phone, showing me looking at phone
32:00 <British^Meat> no i dont do that
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> pictured: me, mirror, phone, flash
32:00 <TheRon> i got steak for tea
33:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllll
34:00 <British^Meat> but having said that simba, i did use my go pro to film me mowing the lawn and hanging out the washing
34:00 <faux> .
34:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=765221626824021&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
34:00 <faux> AYBAHAM LINCON
35:00 <faux> libateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee justis fa alllll
35:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <faux> i wanna know what she says at the end
36:00 <faux> its like
36:00 <faux> nigernigernigniergningerninggiernigereniergrg libateee justis fal all
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah finally nice n cool inside
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
37:00 <simba> im a domestic housecat
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> im amouse
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> squeak
37:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=764575523555298&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
37:00 <faux> lol.
39:00 <TheRon> england 4 for 143
39:00 <simba> go england
40:00 <TheRon> impressive hey, chasing 531
40:00 <simba> that is impressive
40:00 <simba> england own
40:00 <TheRon> they sure do
41:00 <TheRon> i see the socceroos chances in the world cup are fucked
42:00 <simba> do they ever have a chance tho
42:00 <TheRon> no but
42:00 <simba> all teh groups are pretty intense
43:00 <TheRon> spain favourites again?
43:00 <simba> Nah, i think Ure Mom is
43:00 <simba> ((((Germany))))
43:00 <TheRon> ahh the germans
44:00 <TheRon> how did everton do this week??
44:00 <simba> arsenal tonight
44:00 <TheRon> nice
44:00 <TheRon> go everton
44:00 <simba> NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ton
45:00 <TheRon> i don't really follow the epl, but my bro is a huge liverpool fan
45:00 <simba> im him
45:00 <johninja> should i manualy move over all the album artwork from these new tunes or not?
45:00 <faux> " sorry mafhemt l' so2al hehe " "hiweyetik?" " ahh hehe lebnen akhdar w 7elo w heik thnks hehe" 
45:00 <johninja> itunes just grabs the covers automaticly
45:00 <johninja> dilema~
45:00 <TheRon> green day - brainstew
46:00 <TheRon> fucking love it
46:00 <simba> if u dont have an ipod uninstall itunes
46:00 <johninja> itunes is great man
46:00 <British^Meat> indeed
46:00 <British^Meat> i believe in the power of uninstalling itunes
46:00 <johninja> can customise prety much everything
46:00 <TheRon> i use spotify
46:00 <johninja> :/
46:00 <johninja> i think most people just don't know how to use it
47:00 <johninja> its a much neater interface than any other alternatives
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> really?
47:00 <British^Meat> like really?
47:00 <faux> im so over it
47:00 <johninja> yeah
47:00 <simba> u cant customise anything and its very very very messy
47:00 <johninja> how?
47:00 <British^Meat> i mean i put in a cd, WMP opens up, copies cd, i press play
47:00 <faux> i use wmp
47:00 <simba> foobar2000, winamp those r customisation
47:00 <johninja> so does itunes
48:00 <British^Meat> i double click an mp3 icon wmp opens up and plays it
48:00 <johninja> you can edit all the track names, genres, artists, albums
48:00 <simba> that is hell standard
48:00 <johninja> the browser shows genres, artist ,albums...its all right there
48:00 <johninja> phht
48:00 <British^Meat> as does WMP
48:00 <British^Meat> wot u mean meatier?
49:00 <johninja> i don't see how it is messy 
49:00 <simba> i just remember boxes of useless stuff everywhere on itunes and ads and talking about the store
49:00 <TheRon> there goes my hero, watch him as he goes
49:00 <johninja> unless your collection is messy
49:00 <johninja> yeah can remove all those boxes
49:00 <johninja> customise~
49:00 <simba> why spend time customising a bad piece of software when foobar is there
49:00 <simba> http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/tuneup_screenshot.png look how awful that is
50:00 <simba> shit everywhere!!!!!!!!
50:00 <johninja> yeah
50:00 <johninja> they are using it like a tard
50:00 <johninja> its like whacking a ferrari engine in a cortina
50:00 <British^Meat> all i need to have happen is A: copies a cd when i put cd in, and B: play music when i want it too
51:00 <johninja> i don't have that bar on the right for one, most of the boxes are removed and i use the column browser
51:00 <johninja> i should take a screenshot
51:00 <simba> just uninstall it
51:00 <British^Meat> u got an ipod?
52:00 <TheRon> i got mp3 player
52:00 <TheRon> is the ipad technically an ipod??
52:00 <British^Meat> ipods force u to use itunes yer?
52:00 <British^Meat> not sure why you'd use it without one
53:00 <simba> TheRon i guess so
55:00 <TheRon> i've never used itunes
56:00 <British^Meat> watch this....
56:00 <British^Meat> done
56:00 <British^Meat> now im playing my music
56:00 <British^Meat> wot u reckon, 5 seconds?
56:00 <TheRon> ruby ruby ruby ruby
56:00 <simba> me 2
56:00 <British^Meat> Aerosmith - Eat The Rich
56:00 <simba> i remember how itunes had to actually boot up
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> WINDOWS IS NOT GENUINE
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont mind itunes
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept that it wont let me transfer songs from ifone to it
58:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1463102_10152443568809992_902543402_n.jpg 
59:00 <johninja> simple
59:00 <simba> most software you can just download plugins and make it look however you like
00:00 <TheRon> i believe you can tell a lot about a man by his playlist
00:00 <simba> and play whatever files you have
00:00 <simba> apple has their own forms of digital media lolz
01:00 <johninja> you can still play most stuff on there 
01:00 <johninja> havn't really tested it
02:00 <johninja> i don't have a flac codec
02:00 <TheRon> whats a flac codec?
02:00 <TheRon> what's a codec
02:00 <johninja> flac is like a mp3
02:00 <johninja> and the codec is require dto decode it
03:00 <johninja> not many files are in flac though
03:00 <simba> bigger, better quality files basiaclly
03:00 <johninja> only for the hardcore~
03:00 <johninja> and larger
03:00 <TheRon> i'm not hardcore
03:00 <johninja> which is what bothers me
04:00 <TheRon> i like sport beer and strippers
04:00 <simba> mp3s should be what bother us
04:00 <RadeoActiv> I hate fish
05:00 <RadeoActiv> except flake
05:00 <shadsam> mmm fish
05:00 <RadeoActiv> that I'll eat
05:00 <johninja> well back in the day my music collection would take up over half the hardrive
05:00 <johninja> so i converted it to AAC
05:00 <johninja> which saved a lot of room
06:00 <johninja> so kinda gotta stick with it now
07:00 <simba> Damn
08:00 <johninja> well its better than mp3
08:00 <johninja> but just sucks when you want to put something on a usb for car sterios
08:00 <johninja> most havn't caught up
09:00 <johninja> i do have an ipod too
09:00 <shadsam> rak:19 gay cd
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <johninja> cd's were so shit
09:00 <johninja> skippity skip skip
10:00 <johninja> then the sterio would eventually scratch it to bits
10:00 <simba> bad stereop
11:00 <johninja> bad driver
11:00 <johninja> sativa inside ya
11:00 <simba> my friend would always blast mp3s in his car and i could never get how he didnt hear how bad it was or didnt care
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> porbs didn't care
12:00 <johninja> its more about volume than quality for me
12:00 <simba> but the more u turn up a bad file the worse it sounds
12:00 <johninja> you are an audiophile though
13:00 <georgeandwell> hi
13:00 <TheRon> elmo puts his hand on kids thighs and says fun thing
13:00 <johninja> really everything has gone backwards since vinyl
13:00 <johninja> but yeah i don't notice it because i don't have any vinyl
14:00 <Doodle> thats why i have a record player in my car
14:00 <johninja> bought a $2 LL cool J record and scratched the fuck out of it on my parents record player as a teen
14:00 <johninja> that was about it for me
14:00 <Doodle> i have heaps of records
14:00 <Doodle> but i'm ancient
15:00 <johninja> Doodle has an 8-track 
15:00 <TheRon> the white albumn?
15:00 <Doodle> i have the white album
15:00 <TheRon> great albumn
15:00 <simba> i dont have any beatlex on wax i am failure
15:00 <Doodle> i have all the beatles records
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <Doodle> they live in a box and never get used
15:00 <johninja> i haz
15:00 <Skrotus> what's a record?
15:00 <johninja> but no records
15:00 <Doodle> cos there is no point in owning vinyl
15:00 <johninja> so fail too
16:00 <johninja> sell them to simba
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <johninja> serious
16:00 <TheRon> even rubber sole?
16:00 <Doodle> theyre not worth selling
16:00 <Doodle> rubber soul yes
16:00 <Skrotus> my pc doesn't even have an optical drive these days
16:00 <simba> theres no point in U dude
16:00 <Doodle> harsh
16:00 <johninja> :/
17:00 <johninja> this is why we can't have nice things
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <simba> are they just singles and stuff that u sell for a dollar
17:00 <johninja> i have rubber soul
17:00 <georgeandwell> stop
17:00 <johninja> [remastered]
17:00 <georgeandwell> colaborate and listen
17:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmm, i wondered if with my next pc i could go without an optical drive
17:00 <Doodle> theyre all original albums
17:00 <Doodle> and a few 45s
17:00 <British^Meat> but at $80 for a bluray i thought, what the heck
17:00 <simba> wtf
18:00 <simba> which bluray
18:00 <British^Meat> oh man
18:00 <British^Meat> gimme one sec
18:00 <Skrotus> yeah they're not pricey
18:00 <simba> star wars IX
19:00 <Skrotus> I just couldn't see a use for it
19:00 <British^Meat> http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=24983&zenid=415d53bb7b24ae9a4589457db974820e
19:00 <British^Meat> sorry $60
19:00 <British^Meat> nah me either i guess...
19:00 <simba> oh
19:00 <Skrotus> that's where I got my pc
19:00 <simba> i dont think thats 2 bad
19:00 <Skrotus> usually go to msy but they're pretty much the same price
19:00 <British^Meat> yer im buying bits to make a pc!
19:00 <British^Meat> kinda excite
19:00 <British^Meat> http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=wish_lists&wlcId=233934
20:00 <British^Meat> do you approve?
20:00 <Skrotus> that's pretty close to what I got
20:00 <British^Meat> rad
20:00 <British^Meat> r u happy?
20:00 <British^Meat> i want to be happy
21:00 <Skrotus> yeah it does everything I want
21:00 <TheRon> when i goto an indian restaurant, i order a cuccumber raita, a mint raita, and a paperback raita
21:00 <British^Meat> awesome
21:00 <British^Meat> i look forward to it :0
21:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/the-28-funniest-notes-written-by-kids-in-2013?bffb
21:00 <faux> these are brilllllll
21:00 <georgeandwell> when i go to an india resturant, i ask, does the chef wash his hand western style or traditional style
22:00 <simba> that pc looks cool
22:00 <British^Meat> it reminds me of samus simba, but everyone tells me its iron man :(
22:00 <simba> totally samus
22:00 <British^Meat> ikr
23:00 <simba> i bet youll have it before pandas
23:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> gee u think
23:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
23:00 <TheRon> my bro has the xbox one
23:00 <British^Meat> + its brand spankin new
24:00 <British^Meat> and i think it'll be able to run more than just irc
24:00 <Skrotus> they posted mine the day after I ordered it
25:00 <British^Meat> wickered
25:00 <Skrotus> then the stupid postie put the note in my letter box and drove off before I could intercept him
25:00 <Skrotus> so I had to carry it back from the post office
25:00 <British^Meat> lol damn
25:00 <simba> what a cocksucker
26:00 <Shadowgate> simba an asshole character allwasy bititer
26:00 <Shadowgate> and an asshole
26:00 <georgeandwell> hi
26:00 <Shadowgate> unlike all mirc chcarceters who love life
26:00 <Shadowgate> and are funny
26:00 <Shadowgate> fucking asshole
26:00 <simba> whoa
26:00 <Shadowgate> id love to punch your nose in fuckhead
26:00 <simba> why the sudden turn
26:00 <simba> WHOA
26:00 <simba> lmao
26:00 <British^Meat> Shiiiiiiiiiiit simba
26:00 <British^Meat> r u ok?
26:00 <Skrotus> this is the second time I've seen him do this
26:00 <Skrotus> it's strange
26:00 <TheRon> my favourite beatles song is oh! darling
27:00 <Shadowgate> Skrotus they just do it mate
27:00 <Shadowgate> they just bitter
27:00 <Shadowgate> and do strange things
27:00 <Shadowgate> to piss people off
27:00 <Shadowgate> i know them
27:00 <Shadowgate> i hate them
27:00 <Shadowgate> im your lord
27:00 <simba> calm down fella
28:00 <simba> i bet Shadowgate is a postie
28:00 <simba> standing up for his people
29:00 <TheRon> is simba a kaffir lover?
29:00 <johninja> Shadowgate is postman pat irl
29:00 <georgeandwell> hi
29:00 <georgeandwell> any
29:00 <Skrotus> no
29:00 <simba> i forgot what kaffir is
29:00 <TheRon> south african term for the black people
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> black african
30:00 <johninja> simba is nick cave irl
30:00 <RadeoActiv> means cattle
30:00 <simba> is it a negative term
30:00 <RadeoActiv> yep
30:00 <johninja> very much so
30:00 <johninja> its like nigger but worse it seems
30:00 <simba> y u so racist gaz
31:00 <TheRon> i was paying tribute to mandela
31:00 <British^Meat> simba is the lil fat black kid from the family "The Klumps"
31:00 <British^Meat> "billy dee, hercules!"
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba i loved your film The Proposition
31:00 <faux> what kind of cat is this
31:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=591745637576887&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
31:00 <johninja> PandasDontDrive is christopher walken
31:00 <simba> domestic housecat
32:00 <Skrotus> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you like me in Seven Psychopaths
32:00 <johninja> yes
32:00 <johninja> (i'm too scared to say no)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm in this wonderful film Performance
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I play a musician
32:00 <Skrotus> I liked you in that fatboy slim clip
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can dance ey
32:00 <Skrotus> and fly apparently
32:00 <johninja> it looks like some kind of modern hybrid faux
32:00 <faux> i want itt
33:00 <faux> its so cute
33:00 <RadeoActiv> sausage cat
33:00 <johninja> yeah its prety kewl
33:00 <faux> little fluffbLL
33:00 <faux> bLL
33:00 <faux> uh
33:00 <faux> ball
33:00 <johninja> all that hair isn't so cute when it starts getting into your keyboard though
33:00 <SassyMeMow> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
33:00 <SassyMeMow> <Shadowgate> haha nikky
33:00 <SassyMeMow> <SassyMeMow> Shadowgate!
33:00 <SassyMeMow> <SassyMeMow> say lots again that was fun
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a bit old now so I don't get the chicks
34:00 <Skrotus> hi SassyMeMow 
34:00 <SassyMeMow> hi Skrotus
34:00 <SassyMeMow> FUCK ABBOTT
34:00 <TheRon> FUCK PYNE
34:00 <simba> TheRon which race do u have the most problems with
34:00 <SassyMeMow> (and my sister lol but that just sounds wrong)
35:00 <johninja> SassyMeMow is a cool new chatter
35:00 <TheRon> new zealanders
35:00 <johninja> i like her political opinions
35:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah im so new
35:00 <SassyMeMow> F R E S H
35:00 <johninja> #FrechMeat
35:00 <faux> Frech
35:00 <TheRon> creme freche?
35:00 <johninja> yes
35:00 <simba> no but really i am interested 
36:00 <johninja> just say muslims TheRon
36:00 <johninja> they are clearly the worst race
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol race
36:00 <TheRon> the french?
36:00 <simba> no thats UR answer!!!
36:00 <faux> thats not a race yo gigantic poo
36:00 <Skrotus> oh god here we go
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> the french arent a race
36:00 <SassyMeMow> simba loves me 
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> they are an ethnicity, caucasian
36:00 <johninja> i would say arabs but some arabs are ok (the non muslim ones)
36:00 <johninja> so yeah
36:00 <TheRon> mongols
36:00 <faux> esxuaje mee
37:00 <simba> not all the muslims are like the extremist ones you read about on news.com ok
37:00 <faux> oui
37:00 <johninja> yeah i know
37:00 <faux> i have some awesome muzzo friends
37:00 <johninja> i was being dramatic
37:00 <johninja> i have muslim friends too
37:00 <johninja> like one 
37:00 <johninja> on facebook
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> ~~~~~~~~
38:00 <johninja> she's black and muslim
38:00 <johninja> su yeah
38:00 <TheRon> is a liberal douche a race?
38:00 <johninja> SUCK ON THAT
38:00 <faux> lmaoo
38:00 <faux> i obv upset element earlier in #cats
38:00 <faux> [16:38] -Element- loooooollllllllllllll you have no friends fatty.
38:00 <faux> hes readin the chat and calls us losers with no friends
38:00 <faux> LOLSDVODLSFSPLF,
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <faux> .
38:00 <faux> cutie
39:00 <Name> hi hello :)
39:00 <TheRon> i love the germans
39:00 <simba> i wonder if he realises hes been doing the same thing for close to an entire decade
39:00 <TheRon>  they're so funny
39:00 <faux> thats what we said earlier
39:00 <faux> i thought he was a teenage boy who just discovered the intenret but hes literally 38
39:00 <johninja> germans are pretty cool
39:00 <faux> its so sad.
39:00 <johninja> americans are pretty shit
40:00 <TheRon> latinos, i don't like latinos
40:00 <simba> why
40:00 <TheRon> they just seem like douches
40:00 <faux> seem
40:00 <faux> so you dont know any
40:00 <faux> yo dcant judge people you dont know
40:00 <faux> ok
40:00 <simba> that was without a doubt the worst answer you couldve given
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <TheRon> i hate the whole latino culture
41:00 <simba> what is it
41:00 <TheRon> seems try hard
41:00 <simba> i dont think the fast and the furious 2 is a good summary of "latino culture" ok
41:00 <fawks> lol are you basing judgment on those Mexicans you see inanerican films 
41:00 <johninja> i like their food 
41:00 <simba> he totally is
41:00 <TheRon> i love mexican food
41:00 <johninja> see
41:00 <simba> "i hate how they call each other esse"
41:00 <johninja> its not all bad
42:00 <johninja> the chicks are pretty hot too
42:00 <fawks> guacamole!
42:00 <fawks> ftw
42:00 <fawks> Ew 
42:00 <TheRon> the word mang sucks
42:00 <fawks> the ones with sharpie eyebrows
42:00 <johninja> i like mang
42:00 <fawks> LOL THE WORD MANG SUCKS
42:00 <Skrotus> it does though
42:00 <johninja> h8trs gonna h8 mang
42:00 <simba> i think more white people use that word then anyone else
42:00 <fawks> who was that dude that used to join here
42:00 <fawks> and say chu all the time
43:00 <johninja> yeah i forget his nick
43:00 <Name> fawks is nice
43:00 <Skrotus> yeah I don't think I've ever heard someone use it seriously
43:00 <TheRon> that didnt impress anyone
43:00 <fawks> frank Lopez???
43:00 <fawks> lol
43:00 <johninja> ralphie
43:00 <Name> dont know much else to say but nice
43:00 <simba> gta vice city single handedly shaped TheRons perception of latino culture
43:00 <fawks> chu lookin good over there mang ------>
43:00 <fawks> -franklopez, 2012
43:00 <simba> edwardo_diaz
44:00 <TheRon> come on, any culture that produces jennifer lopez........
44:00 <fawks> george Lopez 
44:00 <fawks> he rules
44:00 <Name> yeah
44:00 <Name> :P
44:00 <johninja> xD
44:00 <fawks> ffff I have so much uni work to do
44:00 <johninja> sif
45:00 <simba> jennifer lopez is american
45:00 <johninja> it's christmas dude
45:00 <simba> and that isnt even her real name ok
45:00 <johninja> grab a beer and watch some college basketball
45:00 <fawks> so lol
45:00 <fawks> I don't get a break
45:00 <TheRon> fawks, let ron take care of it
45:00 <johninja> :/
45:00 <johninja> lame
45:00 <fawks> I get one week off in 3 weeks but I have an assignment due then 
45:00 <TheRon> later on
45:00 <fawks> 2 days before chrissy
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <johninja> basketball is a sport for all peoples 
45:00 <TheRon> i like basketball
46:00 <johninja> white people, black people, asians, latinos
46:00 <johninja> not many muslims or jews though
46:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana
46:00 <TheRon> england 5 for 171\
46:00 <TheRon> jews can't play basketball
46:00 <Picard> suck your dick?
46:00 <johninja> yeah Matthew has been very quiet about the cricket lately
46:00 <TheRon> it's just a fact
46:00 <Tuftoy> lol I wonder why
46:00 <johninja> i had an arguement with screwss about this TheRon
47:00 <johninja> there are 2 jews in the NBA
47:00 <johninja> one is shit
47:00 <fawks> um wtf
47:00 <johninja> and the other is a 6'11 black man
47:00 <TheRon> casspi and the other one?
47:00 <johninja> oh and cassipi
47:00 <johninja> farmer is a jew
47:00 <johninja> and a'mare stoudamire
47:00 <reckoner> can some1 fix austnet
47:00 <TheRon> doesn't seem right to me
47:00 <johninja> i don't know if there are any muslims
47:00 <fawks> reckoner get off Mibbit
47:00 <johninja> will check
48:00 <fawks> it's not austnet 
48:00 <Picard> muslims deserve to die
48:00 <TheRon> i stand by the jews can't play basketball
48:00 <johninja> yeah 
48:00 <johninja> i think you would be correct for the most part
48:00 <Skrotus> there are ethiopian jews
48:00 <reckoner> <Element> Element	That's not very nice to be blaming me... it's ok.. I understand that faux said it was me d/cing you.,. but shes wrong and you need to get a life.
48:00 <Picard> oh my
49:00 <simba> pollock doesnt know how to do anything
49:00 <simba> he was just all talk
49:00 <Picard> he 0wns u simba
49:00 <johninja> ok so rasheed wallace is a muslim, Okur, Diop 
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <johninja> there are 3
49:00 <simba> Picard youre a 45 year old man and you come on a chat network to be some giant nerds little bitch
49:00 <Picard> johninja who cares?
49:00 <johninja> i do
49:00 <johninja> and TheRon
49:00 <Picard> no one else does
50:00 <TheRon> picard stop being a douche
50:00 <simba> i bet pollock could raise Picards kids way better than him
50:00 <simba> lmbo
50:00 <johninja> he can't help it man
50:00 <johninja> he has a sad life
50:00 <Picard> ffs its basketball, not like its an important sport
50:00 <johninja> irc is his only outlet for his frustrations
50:00 <TheRon> picard really needs to get laid
50:00 <johninja> he tried beating up his wife but she smashed him
50:00 <johninja> so its just us :(
50:00 <Name> only gonna trust on person and i cant trust them now
51:00 <fawks> excuse me what Rebecca black released a new follow up song to Friday called "Saturday"
51:00 <fawks> lol wtf
51:00 <fawks> I said it was him?
51:00 <fawks> he's such a paranoid cunt
51:00 <fawks> he's literally wasting his life reading a chat too he's banned from and he has the audacity to judge anyone else LOL
51:00 <Name> so i'm fucked
51:00 <johninja> 9
51:00 <fawks> a chat room*
51:00 <georgeandwell> u wana go where every bodyknows ur name
51:00 <Picard> i did?
51:00 <TheRon> have you heard bobby mcferrin's new song??
51:00 <TheRon> worried need money
51:00 <Picard> only a low dog cunt like johninja would hit a woman
52:00 <johninja> relax andy
52:00 <johninja> it was a joke mate
52:00 <johninja> no need to be so defensive
52:00 <Picard> i heard u like to belt women, you know they wont hit back
52:00 <Name> getting drunk
52:00 <TheRon> picard you're at an 8 we need you at a 4 ok
52:00 <johninja> ^
52:00 <Name> every time gets closer to death
52:00 <fawks> loll
52:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
52:00 <Name> i not joking
53:00 <fawks> I not caring
53:00 <Name> every time i drink gets closer to death
53:00 <Picard> matthew is butthurt about the cricket lol
53:00 <Name> fucken bitch
53:00 <johninja> well said
53:00 <TheRon> england is getting f'd in the a
53:00 <Picard> hahaha fuck the poms
54:00 <Tuftoy> yeah fuck the pommies
54:00 <johninja> YEAH
54:00 <TheRon> oh i feel sorry for them
54:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana
54:00 <fawks> yes I wanna
54:00 <georgeandwell> kool
54:00 <fawks> I wanna cut your fingers off so you stop typing 
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <georgeandwell> do u wana
55:00 <fawks> yeah I so badly wanna
55:00 <georgeandwell> wana'
55:00 <Picard> wtf 22 tyres on a A380 cost over $2mill
55:00 <johninja> thats like 80k a tyre
55:00 <Name> cut my fingers off
55:00 <Name> ?
55:00 <johninja> oh over
55:00 <Name> why dont you cut my dick off thats what your want
55:00 <fawks> no one was talking to you Chris fuck off
56:00 <johninja> cut your own dick off chris
56:00 <georgeandwell> lol'
56:00 <johninja> become a monk
56:00 <johninja> wb couleurs
56:00 <johninja> oh
56:00 <johninja> oh then
56:00 <TheRon> she must've seen you
56:00 <johninja> yeah
57:00 <johninja> i have that effect
57:00 <TheRon> don't we all
57:00 <Picard> lol ive got matthew going offffffffffffffffffffff
57:00 <Picard> rage quit soon
57:00 <TheRon> where?
57:00 <Picard> random
58:00 <TheRon> cook should be sacked as captain
58:00 <Tuftoy> lol and y is that?
58:00 <johninja> they should just get the south african team to play for them
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're happy you got a gay guy goin off
58:00 <TheRon> oh wait they already do
58:00 <johninja> lol PandasDontDrive
58:00 <johninja> haha TheRon
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <johninja> lmao johninja
59:00 <Name> i dont eat cause ppl are doing wrong thing
59:00 <fawks> omg
59:00 <fawks> stfu
59:00 <johninja> go on a #chatstrike chris
00:00 <johninja> that will learn them
00:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive not as happy as you would be with your balls bouncing on his arse as u fuck him
00:00 <Name> i just get enough
00:00 <Name> food
00:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls tlak pv now
00:00 <Name> not good food
00:00 <Name> i live
00:00 <TheRon> england just beat their first innings
00:00 <Name> i here cause of assholes
03:00 <johninja> i hear there are lots of chicks on paltalk
03:00 <johninja> maybe try that george
04:00 <TheRon> george put it away for god;s sake man
04:00 <TheRon> nobody want's to see that
05:00 <Picard> who says george wants a chic?
05:00 <johninja> <georgeandwell> n e grls tlak pv now
05:00 <Picard> he want a chic to hook him up with her brother
05:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <Picard> Matthew> just a heads up everyone: Picard is nearly 45, bald, fat, hideously ugly and trying to hide his fetish for young males... but comes online to relieve his 'small man syndrome' that restricts him from getting anywhere in life. A really, really sad situation for an equally sad individual. Just give him the attention he craves (he gets none IRL) x0x0x
06:00 <Picard> lol matthew is angry
06:00 <faux> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwtf this is sick https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152068022464662&set=vb.320149969661&type=2&theater
06:00 <thestig> matthew and faux are bestiesss lol
06:00 <thestig> lookout picard
06:00 <Picard> Matthew on +#Australia @#afl_live +#cunts @#skrn 
06:00 <Picard> im banned from those
07:00 <faux> wtf do i have to do with anything?
07:00 <faux> i dont even talk to matt
07:00 <faux> paranoid fucks
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <thestig> that vid is nuts
08:00 <Name> i not looking cause faux is mean
08:00 <johninja> yeh pcool
09:00 <TheRon> you're right matthew is angry
09:00 <TheRon> time of the month??
09:00 <fawks> it's awesome 
09:00 <fawks> when they switch over 
09:00 <Name> your awesome
09:00 <Name> but dont switch
10:00 <shadsam> ??????????????????
11:00 <thestig> he is manstarting 
11:00 <TheRon> geez matthew is an arsehole
11:00 <johninja> hi couleurs
11:00 <couleurs> Curse you austnet!!!!!!
11:00 <johninja> stupid mibbit
12:00 <couleurs> and you too pollock!!!!! 
13:00 <TheRon> i switched to icechat couleurs
13:00 <Name> dc
13:00 <Name> sorry
14:00 <Name> got fuck all food 
14:00 <TheRon> steak?
14:00 <Name> i got 1 steak
15:00 <TheRon> steak?
15:00 <Name> but not eating today
15:00 <johninja> fuck all food...stillhas steak
15:00 <johninja> what did you spend  all your money on
16:00 <Name> i waste all my money on drugs and grog cause women dont care
16:00 <Name> tell me last woman cared
16:00 <Name> you
16:00 <Name> will be guessing at numbers
17:00 <Skrotus> 11
17:00 <Skrotus> 7
17:00 <Skrotus> 205
17:00 <TheRon> matthew is angry
17:00 <wolfy> 6
17:00 <TheRon> stir him up it's fun
17:00 <Tuftoy> where is matthew
18:00 <TheRon> #australia
19:00 <wolfy> hakkaunna mattata
19:00 <wolfy> still got that same poofy nickname simba
20:00 <simba> nope
20:00 <simba> changed it
20:00 <thestig> Picard i hear simba and matthew had anal sex. so matthew tells me
20:00 <thestig> MEWMEW
21:00 <wolfy> faggots
21:00 <Mew> stiglet
21:00 <Scattered> step on them!!!
21:00 <Scattered> sorry i thought u said maggots
21:00 <Mew> cos youre scattered
21:00 <Mew> !
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> good 1 thestig, even ur fellow 40+ have abandoned ur gay one liners
28:00 <thestig> lol simba is that all you could come up with? i guess so
28:00 <Name> i wanta be in love with some ones daughter
28:00 <Name> i would be so kind
28:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/1fe3811eb04131170ae1cae21707b7f5/tumblr_mxh1qx6OOx1slr2ydo1_400.gif
28:00 <simba> thestig u are way too old to troll me ok
28:00 <simba> u havent been able to for a few years
28:00 <simba> idk why u are trying now
29:00 <wolfy> LOL SIMBA
29:00 <wolfy> TRY HARD MATE
29:00 <wolfy> WIN THE IRC
30:00 <borosilicate> Hahah.
30:00 <simba> excuse me
30:00 <wolfy> haha
30:00 <wolfy> hes like
30:00 <wolfy> excuse me?
30:00 <wolfy> i am the best
31:00 <Picard> your excused u worthless scum
31:00 <simba> you're***
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playin Fanorama aha
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad there isnt chess in ac3 and 4
32:00 <Picard> scum.
32:00 <mattyd> 'nickop identify nastypasty
32:00 <mattyd> ahhhh fuk ay
32:00 <wolfy> -NickOP- Password mismatch for mattyd
32:00 <mattyd> your fast but not fast enough
33:00 <MsJoJo> no
33:00 <wolfy> u full of shit
33:00 <mattyd> ^
33:00 <simba> wolfy u got owned just face it
33:00 <wolfy> yeah mate
33:00 <wolfy> i got owned
33:00 <simba> well done
33:00 <mattyd> nickop kill wolfy 45kJ34v35
33:00 <faux> [17:20] <Name> your probably like 20 something 
33:00 <faux> [17:21] <Name> i scared babe
33:00 <faux> wtf
34:00 <mattyd> how r yall doin
34:00 <wolfy> about as owned as your face will be when i smash it in with a brick
34:00 <simba> youll never get access to bricks
34:00 <wolfy> i got heaps of them here
34:00 <wolfy> u scared??
34:00 <simba> lying wont help anything
34:00 <wolfy> awww
34:00 <wolfy> poor simba
34:00 <wolfy> no hoper 
34:00 <TheRon> being kicked from channels is fun
34:00 <simba> lying to the channel about the bricks you own will not help you in life
34:00 <simba> be honest about your bricks
35:00 <fawks> borred n stonned
35:00 <wolfy> gotta strange magic
35:00 <mattyd> whos gonna beta test my android game next year
36:00 <TheRon> anybody else wanna piss off matthew, i's fun
36:00 <mattyd> no not me!!!
36:00 <wolfy> TheRon, you have already said that
36:00 <fawks> I wonder if these people that join that no one knows actually talk to anyone 
36:00 <fawks> like borednstoned
36:00 <mattyd> yes this cunt called cleo or some shit keeps sending me messages and i never reply
36:00 <fawks> or lord2
36:00 <TheRon> bonny said said she was going to a dinner with lesbians and i said i'd come
37:00 <TheRon> what's wrong with that
37:00 <fawks> in her bum
37:00 <mattyd> at the thought
37:00 <Tuftoy> nothing wrong with that at all
37:00 <simba> cleo is heatzors girlfriend
37:00 <mattyd> HeatoN
37:00 <mattyd> teh_z0r
37:00 <TheRon> i got kicked for thaty
38:00 <mattyd> should i put my go pro on my head for doing the vaacuuming , will it be sucessful on utube??/
38:00 <simba> yase
39:00 <wolfy> you actually own a go pro ?
39:00 <wolfy> lol
39:00 <mattyd> ya
39:00 <mattyd> for when u suk my dik
40:00 <wolfy> ill bite it off
40:00 <simba> lmao
40:00 <mattyd> the ball sak attacher will show ur dirty 5 oclock growth on ur chin
40:00 <simba> <wolfy> i got owned
40:00 <wolfy> lol
40:00 <wolfy> pwned
41:00 <wolfy> I 0WNZ J00
41:00 <fawks> you own a cum crusted sock
42:00 <TheRon> classy
46:00 <TheRon> australia is winning the ashes
46:00 <simba> pz absolutely loves using irc
46:00 <simba> but hates you recognising it
47:00 <simba> what do you get if you win the ashes
47:00 <TheRon> the ashes
47:00 <faux> an urn
47:00 <simba> k0000l
48:00 <simba> i think the real prize is ending a 5 day game of cricket HahAha
48:00 <faux> "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
48:00 <TheRon> i left my heart to the sappers around khe sanh
48:00 <TheRon> i am so aussie
49:00 <johninja> meat pie for dinner?
49:00 <partay> lol faux
49:00 <TheRon> steak
49:00 <johninja> ahh yep
49:00 <johninja> with eggs?
49:00 <TheRon> and bacon
49:00 <TheRon> with mash
49:00 <johninja> nice
49:00 <johninja> pretty aussie then
49:00 <partay> faux if youre on the right side of ugly.. the things go your way
50:00 <faux> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1459900_180585655482804_1491084492_n.jpg
50:00 <BlackDevil> johninja http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386480493172.jpg
50:00 <johninja> i approve of that link
51:00 <wolfy> <simba> im gay in rl
51:00 <simba> dont misquote me
51:00 <johninja> speaking of ugly SCOTTISH singer Susan Boyle has revealed that she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a high-functioning form of autism.
51:00 <partay> BlackDevil i approve
51:00 <Q{> nice link from BlackDevil for once
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> i thought you guys were m8s
52:00 <TheRon> like sheldon cooper
52:00 <simba> stfu Q you talk too much
52:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1012774_175940789280624_419957228_n.png
52:00 <faux> loooool
52:00 <partay> johninja she looks like she has assburgers
52:00 <TheRon> lol assburgers
52:00 <Q{> dont even where BlackDevil is at
53:00 <Q{> dont even know* where BlackDevil is at
53:00 <BlackDevil> your guest house brop
53:00 <Q{> arent u still in au?
53:00 <BlackDevil> no fuck that place
53:00 <BlackDevil> bunch of hipsters
53:00 <johninja> i was at my mates house the other day and he told me he had deleted facebook
54:00 <johninja> then i went to look for something
54:00 <johninja> and he still had facebook
54:00 <johninja> :/
54:00 <johninja> although it was his wierd cult one
54:00 <BlackDevil> plus when i talk to someone, they reply 'just waiting for my mate'
54:00 <BlackDevil> in a smashed up car
54:00 <Q{> i dont like liars johninja 
54:00 <johninja> still a pretty awks moment
54:00 <johninja> i didn't say anything
54:00 <johninja> yeah i was a bit like "wtf"
54:00 <johninja> he is like my best mate
55:00 <Q{> they say its a joke
55:00 <johninja> i kinda 'get' it because he's in this cult thing
55:00 <Q{> just excuse to lie
55:00 <johninja> but still
55:00 <BlackDevil> check this one out johninja http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9dd_1386440076
55:00 <johninja> yeah
55:00 <johninja> seeds of doubt man, seeds of doubt
55:00 <Q{> there are legitimate joke too tho
55:00 <faux> ew
56:00 <johninja> i'm not over 18 BlackDevil
56:00 <johninja> :(
56:00 <BlackDevil> grow up then
56:00 <johninja> should i get my parents consent?
56:00 <Q{> lies confuses u
56:00 <Q{> so it is as ur expense
56:00 <Q{> as=at
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I rang my mum and she said no
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
56:00 <johninja> yeah its easier for me to forget it didn't happen
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what a bitch
56:00 <TheRon> blackdevil will rub your back for you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can't view that
57:00 <BlackDevil> with my dick TheRon
57:00 <johninja> ohh damn@vid
57:00 <TheRon> whatever floats your boat
57:00 <johninja> pwnd
57:00 <johninja> at work this chain snapped trying to pull a machine out of the creek
58:00 <johninja> this old dude backed in there
58:00 <johninja> then snapped twice more...
58:00 <johninja> pretty sure thats not OHS lol
58:00 <TheRon> stacked actors, stacked to the rafters
59:00 <couleurs> Test... Testing... 1, 2, 3 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not on couleurs
59:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
00:00 <johninja> hehe
00:00 <johninja> couleurs lives
00:00 <Q{> i might head back to au, BlackDevil 
00:00 <couleurs> thank u johninja 
00:00 <Q{> i miss au
00:00 <TheRon> everton for the win
00:00 <johninja> are you guys breaking up?
00:00 <TheRon> 6 for
00:00 <Q{> we never together in the first place
00:00 <Q{> lol
01:00 <johninja> oh :/
01:00 <johninja> BlackDevil said differently
01:00 <Q{> i dont lie
01:00 <Q{> i keep life simple
01:00 <johninja> i guess he takes things a little more serious
01:00 <Q{> lol
01:00 <TheRon> probably not good to say to matthew suck my dick
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <BlackDevil> you miss the hipsters Q{?
02:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon england 6/210
02:00 <TheRon> i know
02:00 <Q{> i miss australis
03:00 <Q{> i miss the beach and the people
03:00 <TheRon> how awesome is it
03:00 <Q{> and everything in between
03:00 <johninja> we miss you also
03:00 <johninja> america is shit
03:00 <Q{> au got prettty good roads
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Tuftoy> whats awesome
04:00 <johninja> i wouldn't go that far
04:00 <TheRon> bugger that talk about the ashes
04:00 <Q{> fantastic health services
04:00 <johninja> how long have you been away for?
04:00 <Q{> yeh is good compared to usa
04:00 <johninja> things might have changed a bit...
04:00 <Q{> usa roads are terrible, everyone acknowledges that now
04:00 <georgeandwell> hi
04:00 <TheRon> the aussies have the ashes back?
05:00 <johninja> we do have some roads
05:00 <Q{> usa put in 2% gdp in infrastructure
05:00 <johninja> i wouldn't drive a car on them though
05:00 <Q{> that is not even enuf to maintain existing infrastructure
05:00 <Q{> nevermind about future generations and population growth
05:00 <TheRon> is winning the ashes?
05:00 <Tuftoy> u would assume so
05:00 <Q{> china put in 10% of gdp
05:00 <georgeandwell> thats cos the usa is now consumer capitalism
05:00 <Q{> i wonder how much au put in
05:00 <georgeandwell> china is industrial capitalism
06:00 <georgeandwell> australia is shit
06:00 <TheRon> china is corrupt as they come
06:00 <Q{> no way georgeandwell 
06:00 <johninja> in soviet china road builds you
06:00 <Q{> i strongly disagree with u georgeandwell 
07:00 <TheRon> mitchell johnson's moustache is awesome
07:00 <Q{> melb roads not so good tho over last 15yrs or so
07:00 <johninja> qld roads are terrible also
07:00 <Q{> u notice it when u drive into melbourne
08:00 <TheRon> the ring road doesnt do it for you
08:00 <georgeandwell> vicroads
08:00 <georgeandwell> hehehehehehehehehehe
08:00 <georgeandwell> i know lots of gov jobs are outsourced to india
08:00 <Q{> still qld roads are better than usa
09:00 <Q{> main qld interstate roads are good
09:00 <Q{> yeh which is terrible georgeandwell 
10:00 <georgeandwell> ato was outsourced too
10:00 <Q{> theres privacy concerns
10:00 <Q{> yep
10:00 <TheRon> campbell newman is an arsehole
10:00 <Q{> i dont know what theyre thinking
10:00 <georgeandwell> had to wait ages on hold to get my tax checked by some guy in mumbai
10:00 <Q{> ppl come in for 4-8yrs cut cost at all cost to collect their bonus
10:00 <Q{> and run
11:00 <georgeandwell> thats management
11:00 <georgeandwell> lololololololohehehehehehehehehe
11:00 <Q{> no, thats not management
11:00 <georgeandwell> yes it is bra
11:00 <TheRon> i hate the term bra
11:00 <Q{> that is short sight
11:00 <johninja> i'm not your bra dude
11:00 <georgeandwell> i was there when they sacked the ceo of a particular train deptarment
12:00 <georgeandwell> i can tell u from experience...its all about management
12:00 <johninja> were you there when they crucified my lord?
12:00 <georgeandwell> saw the ceo try to fight the board of directors
12:00 <georgeandwell> so they finally sacked him
12:00 <georgeandwell> he was a nice guy...used to come in and have a chat to his workers
14:00 <georgeandwell> im serious as cancer
14:00 <georgeandwell> when i say rhythm is a dancer
15:00 <johninja> ol
15:00 <TheRon> cancer, in the ass
16:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJGnHB3rtMU
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Australia - Land Down Under - 4K (Oct 24, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Entertainment - 360,549 views - 15,707 likes (99%), 153 dislikes (1%)
16:00 <georgeandwell> you can feel it people feel it
19:00 <TheRon> madness - house of fun\
19:00 <georgeandwell> rhythm is a dancer
19:00 <georgeandwell> u can feel it
19:00 <georgeandwell> people feel it
20:00 <Q{> i meant to leave usa after crisis over
20:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
20:00 <BlackDevil> mate http://www.myfreecams.com/#KalinaMalina
21:00 <simba> BlackDevil u r so gay /end
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/5311126/miley-cyrus-twerks-with-santa-claus-at-jingle-ball.html
21:00 <BlackDevil> thanks simba
21:00 <johninja> ooh some vag
21:00 <simba> links to the sun
22:00 <simba> what a terrible liverpool man you are
22:00 <johninja> lesbians?
22:00 <BlackDevil> <simba> im gay in rl
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a quality paper that one
22:00 <TheRon> go everton
22:00 <johninja> opic: 2380-69!30spank!50kiss!70suck tits!80suck toes!90lick asshole!100finger ass!200pussy kiss!Skype
22:00 <johninja> wow
22:00 <johninja> they really got them all in there
23:00 <simba> a sun article about miley cirus twerking
23:00 <johninja> is that how many tokens they want to do stuff?
23:00 <simba> what teh fuek
23:00 <georgeandwell> Q{ r u in usa?
24:00 <Q{> yeh georgeandwell 
24:00 <georgeandwell> did u see mylie cyrus live?
24:00 <johninja> T*** S******l fuck you john
24:00 <Q{> nope
24:00 <georgeandwell> i dont find her attractive at all
25:00 <beehhh> when everything's meant to be broken...
25:00 <TheRon> she does have a boy haircut
25:00 <georgeandwell> there are teen girls on chaturbate that are very hot
25:00 <beehhh> today i shaved my head
25:00 <beehhh> -0
25:00 <Q{> whats chaturbate?
25:00 <beehhh> Darwin seemed promising by tony
25:00 <georgeandwell> its a webcam site
25:00 <Q{> whats wif the myfreecams thing
25:00 <beehhh> imight
26:00 <beehhh> i added a korean ts from chaturbate
26:00 <Q{> theyre paid subscription thing?
26:00 <beehhh> on skype
26:00 <georgeandwell> people do sexual acts by crowd funding donations
26:00 <georgeandwell> nah u just watch ..but its boring as it takes ages 
26:00 <beehhh> she asked for 20bucks n demanded to be paid by paypal
26:00 <Q{> so its generally free then
26:00 <beehhh> i got deported cause i have autism
27:00 <TheRon> well hello hello
27:00 <georgeandwell> it is but you have to watch for a long time...as the girls try to tease some money out of the crowd
27:00 <beehhh> i iject too much shit to clean the street
27:00 <Q{> im way passed that kind of thing lol
27:00 <georgeandwell> its entertaining i guess
27:00 <Q{> it wouldnt be to me
28:00 <georgeandwell> fair enough
28:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell mate asio is after you to confiscated ya passport where ur link with alqueda in syria
28:00 <georgeandwell> i just like watching it as its interactive
28:00 <georgeandwell> dude i have my passport its like in my draw bro
28:00 <Q{> im looking for some new musics
29:00 <beehhh> china claming every island they could
29:00 <georgeandwell> i would be happy to leave australia and go to china if they offered me a executive job
29:00 <Q{> been playing this on
29:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2-zFh3tAU
29:00 <georgeandwell> at least general manager
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NTR Podium: Lavinia Meijer speelt Philip Glass (Jan 9, 2013) 7:43 - Category: Music - 32,551 views - 262 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
29:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell marry a malays chinese girl they are pretty hot
29:00 <beehhh> i show some pic
30:00 <Q{> i wouldnt go georgeandwell 
30:00 <georgeandwell> im not sure why many indians prefer asian girls over white girls
30:00 <georgeandwell> i dont mind indian girls the light skin ones
30:00 <beehhh> well asians are good for sex cause of their size n body structure
30:00 <beehhh> brb launch
30:00 <georgeandwell> i agree there
30:00 <beehhh> indian girls are fkn hairy
31:00 <beehhh> smelly too
31:00 <Q{> they can relate and get along better i suppose
31:00 <georgeandwell> i prefer asian girls body
31:00 <beehhh> im an indian myself
31:00 <Q{> white girls are pretty demanding u know
31:00 <beehhh> u incest
31:00 <Q{> they get bored more easilly
31:00 <georgeandwell> ive been with many white girls....i find they look good in clothes if they are full figurre
31:00 <Q{> and demad to be happy
31:00 <georgeandwell> but sex is not good
31:00 <georgeandwell> for sex u want a light weight girl
32:00 <georgeandwell> with small or med tits size...not big
32:00 <Q{> yeh im like that too
32:00 <Q{> but i dont think i can do dry sex
33:00 <georgeandwell> yeah its not as easy
33:00 <georgeandwell> but i cant have sex if there is romance
33:00 <Q{> it woudnt be good memory lol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
34:00 <Q{> that is wacked man
34:00 <Q{> shoud get that fixed
34:00 <georgeandwell> mainly cos i have to listen to woman talk
34:00 <simba> georgeandwell u are circumsized arent u
34:00 <simba> sex to u is a mindless activity
34:00 <georgeandwell> i feel to emotionally attached 
34:00 <georgeandwell> and my hard on is not on
34:00 <georgeandwell> if u know what i mean
34:00 <Q{> i dont mind women tallk
34:00 <georgeandwell> simba...nah im uncut
34:00 <Q{> what u dont like about it
34:00 <Calin> no one ever knows what you  mean georgeandwell
35:00 <georgeandwell> lol
35:00 <Q{> oh calin is here
35:00 <georgeandwell> when woman talk u just agree
35:00 <georgeandwell> just agree...is the trick
35:00 <georgeandwell> butu can try...disagree
35:00 <Q{> rarely see calin online nowadays
35:00 <georgeandwell> get her worked up, but let her win
35:00 <Calin> ask them to talk about themselves, that always works
35:00 <Q{> i suppose it means he got a life
36:00 <Calin> haha .. "having a life"
36:00 <simba> maybe hes still on the internet just not on irc
36:00 <Q{> one my keyboard key is broken
36:00 <simba> did you ever stop to think about that
36:00 <georgeandwell> yeah women are always happy to talk about their lifes
36:00 <beehhh> ahhh back
37:00 <Q{> women discuss their issues
37:00 <Calin> actually i broke up with my partner of 5 years recently so i guess thats the opposite of "having a life"
37:00 <georgeandwell> if u talk to woman u gotta know when to switch off...if she keeps talking...as she will lose respect for u if u are submissive
37:00 <Q{> oh thats too bad
37:00 <Calin> although  i appreciate the sympathy, none is required it was actually a good thing
37:00 <beehhh> launch is boiled aussie potato, tomato, broccoli, usa celery, aust beef ball, baby ginger, chicken stock concentrate, and korean noodle with mixed harb by maccormick
37:00 <Calin> i feel like a great weight has been lifted
37:00 <beehhh> potato heals wounds
38:00 <georgeandwell> beeeh do u like white girls?
38:00 <beehhh> white girls with cock i like
38:00 <georgeandwell> u like TS?
38:00 <georgeandwell> i noticed
38:00 <Calin> beehhh - have you ever dated a ts ?
38:00 <georgeandwell> thats why they deport u brutha
38:00 <Q{> 5yrs is a big portion of life
39:00 <georgeandwell> u engage in pervert sex in aus with tranny white guys
39:00 <Calin> Q{ for sure, but i think we ended a long time ago but couldn't admit it to ourselves
39:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/18938_259221423407_6206311_n.jpg?lvh=1&dl=1
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeeperrs
39:00 <simba> beehhh hires trannies for the night but has never dated one
40:00 <Q{> did u drifted appart over time?
40:00 <beehhh> minus the ?lvh=1&dl=1
40:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/18938_259221423407_6206311_n.jpg
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to cook rendang ye nigga?
40:00 <BlackDevil> the girl in the pink has a penis
40:00 <British^Meat> whats gayer...
40:00 <British^Meat> a tranny that dresses up as a woman to get guys
40:00 <Calin> Q{ well we were long distance, she moved to be with me in brisbane and we had issues, she ended up leaving and things were never the same since
40:00 <British^Meat> or a tranny who says they are a lady but dates only ladies coz they are straight?
40:00 <beehhh> simba i want my money back what i paid you to fuck ur arse but you didnt shave
40:00 <British^Meat> so confused right now
40:00 <Calin> the past year and a bit we just haven't been able to rekindle the flame and theres just no way forward
40:00 <georgeandwell> the 2nd one in the blue is very nice
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the latter is a cross dresser
41:00 <Q{> i think its important to spend lots of time with partner
41:00 <Q{> to keep minds in sync
41:00 <Calin> yeah exactly, so hard to do that in long distance
41:00 <beehhh> darwin dont have many people though
41:00 <beehhh> i'll check out with my agent
41:00 <Q{> yeh its hard to relate to each other over distance
41:00 <beehhh> half the population of miri
42:00 <Q{> she'd only know what u tell her 
42:00 <georgeandwell> im a cross dresser but im not gay
42:00 <georgeandwell> most cross dressers arent gay
42:00 <Q{> but in real life she can see and able to tell if something amiss
42:00 <Q{> things that words alone dont tell
43:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell likes to get into ex partners dress
43:00 <georgeandwell> panties
43:00 <beehhh> over his head
43:00 <Calin> because she moved to bris, i always felt like I owed it to her to move to melb so I had saved up, quit my job, ended my lease, quit my band and yeah a week ago we ended it so I am kind of glad I don't have to leave all thoat behind
43:00 <Calin> thankfully i still have my job, my house and the band
43:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell likes being cuckold by african basketball mumbojumbo
44:00 <beehhh> blackzilla
44:00 <simba> good 1 Calin
44:00 <georgeandwell> lolololheheheheheheehhekekekekekek
44:00 <simba> live ur dreams
44:00 <georgeandwell> beeh ur a perverted guy u know all the terms
44:00 <beehhh> im 38 idiot
44:00 <georgeandwell> do u know what in gfe?
44:00 <georgeandwell> what is
44:00 <beehhh> but my mind is as young as 12
45:00 <beehhh> your telling a story
45:00 <simba> georgeandwell: dont talk to beehhh he is repulsive in every way
45:00 <beehhh> <lapotr> WING LING DONG FONG
45:00 <georgeandwell> he seems ok....if he wasnt deported might go to parlour hang out
45:00 <beehhh> tru georgeandwell
45:00 <beehhh> both genders though
45:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
45:00 <georgeandwell> nah
45:00 <Q{> this keyboard is knackered, i buy another tmr
45:00 <georgeandwell> im straight only
45:00 <georgeandwell> no offence
46:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
46:00 <beehhh> i beent o tranny parlor also when i was high on valiums and xanax with my gay italian buddy
46:00 <georgeandwell> beeh is like the ultimate he goes both ways
46:00 <beehhh> i show him
46:00 <georgeandwell> did u blow lots of aussie guys ther i bet
47:00 <Calin> this is a strange conversation you two are having
47:00 <British^Meat> beehhh is a stooge
47:00 <British^Meat> and doesnt fool me in the slightest
47:00 <georgeandwell> he sounds legit cos most indians go to parlours
47:00 <georgeandwell> its like normal in india
48:00 <georgeandwell> and arabs
48:00 <beehhh> http://i40.tinypic.com/1tsa9z.jpg
48:00 <georgeandwell> for asians and whhites its frowned upon
48:00 <Calin> one good thing about a relationship ending is thinking back on women you have met that were interested in you and totally dateable and realising it's an option
48:00 <beehhh> his name is flavio renvunuto cops knows him well
48:00 <Calin> although typically when you are in a relationsihp more women seem to be interested in you
48:00 <Calin> the single paradox
48:00 <johninja> congrats Calin
49:00 <johninja> and yes
49:00 <beehhh> 2005
49:00 <georgeandwell> calin...correct
49:00 <beehhh> newport boy grew up in altona
49:00 <beehhh> 10 years elder than me
49:00 <georgeandwell> i just know as soon as i hook up with a girl....i will get all these offers that i have to decline
49:00 <georgeandwell> i hate that
50:00 <johninja> because its your sister?
50:00 <georgeandwell> beeh is that the guy that blows coppers?
50:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell you like me?
50:00 <georgeandwell> nah
50:00 <georgeandwell> im into girls bro
50:00 <georgeandwell> but u go do your sinful thing
50:00 <johninja> your sister is a dude?
50:00 <beehhh> we can have girls too
50:00 <johninja> i'm confused
50:00 <johninja> oh right
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea nigga
51:00 <Calin> yet again i have next to no idea what is going on 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> indo mi for dinner
51:00 <Calin> but that could be my bad
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> tastes like red curry
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
51:00 <Calin> PandasDontDrive - indonesian dish ?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup j
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> rendang
51:00 <georgeandwell> the thing is, because cops and taxi drivers are around the red light stuff so much, they are often the ones that go to gay saunas
51:00 <beehhh> tranny girls
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm had 4 ciders earlier watching rocknrolla
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am watching 2 guns
52:00 <beehhh> otherday i was punching pillars
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> and eating chicken
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> and drinking beer
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta get Way Of The Gun on bluray or dvd
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> noice
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i had chicken id make chicken soup BAM
53:00 <beehhh> incredible hulk
53:00 <beehhh> this kiwi boy played me
53:00 <beehhh> on his xbox
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate that show have you been paying attention, it's like bogan QI without the QI
54:00 <georgeandwell> QI is okay but its a show thats kinds says in your face how dumb u are compared to thse guys
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.youbeli.com/images/products/full/332500.JPG
55:00 <Calin> georgeandwell I think that's more about your baggage than the show
55:00 <beehhh> just add into boling water from kettle only
55:00 <Calin> the guests aren't overly intelligent and Fry has those cards to know what he is talking about
55:00 <beehhh> with herbs n noodle scatch
55:00 <Calin> not to say they don't say intelligent things but it's not "in your face"
55:00 <beehhh> n oyster mushroom sauce organic
55:00 <georgeandwell> i diont watch it
56:00 <Calin> haha.. he says after just commenting on why he doesn't like it
56:00 <beehhh> u like it bro?
56:00 <georgeandwell> i onced did 69 on this asian cross indian girl
56:00 <Calin> beehhh - you are really weird.
56:00 <Calin> georgeandwell - i doubt it
56:00 <beehhh> you have g/f Calin
56:00 <georgeandwell> was nice
57:00 <beehhh> i dont
57:00 <georgeandwell> she had a perfect body for sex
57:00 <georgeandwell> cute
57:00 <beehhh> i enjoy japanese gangbang
57:00 <georgeandwell> m or f?
57:00 <beehhh> lots of jizz on a beauty
58:00 <Calin> beehhh - maybe if you didn't chat about such dirty, weird creepy shit all the time you may have met someone on here
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if georgeandwell
58:00 <georgeandwell> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol QI is great
58:00 <beehhh> i dont want to meet anyone on here
58:00 <georgeandwell> he is deported
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just have to use your mind
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and laugh at the comics
58:00 <johninja> yeah at least keep the creepy shit down to a couple of nights a week
58:00 <georgeandwell> for engaging in lwed acts with cops
58:00 <beehhh> cause i had austism
58:00 <beehhh> autism
59:00 <beehhh> foreskin was cut
59:00 <Calin> beehhh - can we just get less weird sexual shit in channel ? maybe leave things open for some kind of normal conversation ?
59:00 <beehhh> ok sure Calin
59:00 <beehhh> thanks for asking
59:00 <georgeandwell> i wonder if beeh is a pedo
59:00 <beehhh> ban georgeandwell
59:00 <georgeandwell> he has potential
59:00 <Calin> i am sure you are much more interesting than you let on
59:00 <beehhh> hes the evil person on here
59:00 <georgeandwell> ?
59:00 <beehhh> anz cant
59:00 <georgeandwell> im like google
00:00 <Calin> georgeandwell is strange for sure.. i have no idea what hes talking about most of the time
00:00 <beehhh> google was invented by americans
00:00 <georgeandwell> do no evil, but plenty of porn
00:00 <beehhh> have some respect
00:00 <Calin> I have kind of blocked it out, like the drone of heavy traffic outside my window
00:00 <johninja> beehhh is trapped in a never ending cycle depression and drinking
00:00 <georgeandwell> google was made by 3 jew brothers
00:00 <beehhh> google was banned in china for awhile
00:00 <georgeandwell> ive never had sex with a jewish girl
01:00 <Calin> i think hes broken
02:00 <druidess>  beehhh is banned from australia forever
02:00 <johninja> ^
02:00 <johninja> for some reason they let georgeandwell stay though
02:00 <johninja> double standards
02:00 <Calin> indeed
03:00 <couleurs> Brb Skrotus 
03:00 <georgeandwell> lol
03:00 <druidess> true 
03:00 <Skrotus> okay couleurs hb
03:00 <georgeandwell> i have a passport 
03:00 <georgeandwell> read and weep 
03:00 <Calin> i'll say one thing about all you guys - at least this is one place that isn't all about Nelson Mandella
03:00 <Calin> i have that to be thankful for
03:00 <georgeandwell> i think i passed the point tests for not having autism
03:00 <johninja> yeah i keep the mandela stuff on facebook
04:00 <Calin> not to be mean spirited but theres only so many tributes you can see
04:00 <Skrotus> yeah we're all about paul walker here
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <johninja> i can appreciate that Calin
04:00 <Calin> haha
04:00 <johninja> i am a huge mandela fan
04:00 <johninja> and even i am getting sick of it
04:00 <British^Meat> mandela > walker
05:00 <johninja> its just a bunch of fake cunts trying to be cool now
05:00 <Calin> yeah johninja everyone is hoping on the sympathy band wagon
05:00 <Skrotus> I think it's just that these days we're exposed to so much more of it
05:00 <johninja> "oh shit, better say something about mandela or everyone will think i'm uncool"
05:00 <Skrotus> but I get pretty sick of tributes to the dead rather quickly anyway
05:00 <Calin> haha it would be funny if someone in public life was all like "You know what, Mandela was a bit of a dick"
05:00 <georgeandwell> wheres bono?
06:00 <Calin> "there i said it"
06:00 <beehhh> i'd settle for 1miilion in australia
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> in fact...
06:00 <johninja> someone did
06:00 <Calin> haha oh wow, who was that >
06:00 <johninja> let me find
07:00 <johninja> it was one guy
07:00 <johninja> but wow
07:00 <georgeandwell> do u guys find white girls really annoying ?
07:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/andrew.phillips.5268 
07:00 <johninja> you'll se eon his timeline
07:00 <johninja> he's the leader of a small political party
08:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1458549_588466197875145_1624745220_n.jpg 
08:00 <Calin> haha wow, way to ingratiate yourself to the public
08:00 <johninja> lol ikr
08:00 <Calin> georgeandwell - i find you really annoying if that counts :)
08:00 <Skrotus> to be fair, most world leaders are terrorists
09:00 <Skrotus> american ones are almost certainly war criminals
09:00 <johninja> yeah i was rather sickened by his comments at this time
09:00 <johninja> although i respect his right to have them i guess
09:00 <johninja> he hates muslims just as much
09:00 <johninja> which i am cool with
09:00 <Calin> yeah kind of comes with the territory
10:00 <Calin> meh theres so many muslims how can you stereotype, extremists come from many differnet cultures
10:00 <johninja> yeah i know
10:00 <Calin> but i do respect peoples rights to hold their opinions
11:00 <johninja> i have actually considered becoming one before
11:00 <johninja> so its not just blind hate
11:00 <Calin> oh really ? what interested you in the faith
11:00 <johninja> they are actually pretty fucked
11:00 <johninja> the chicks
11:00 <Calin> hahah
11:00 <Calin> fair enough
11:00 <Skrotus> it's gone kind of backwards recently though
11:00 <Skrotus> like it's become more extreme
12:00 <johninja> yeah
12:00 <johninja> i mean..
12:00 <Skrotus> christianity has had it's bad periods too
12:00 <johninja> aye
12:00 <georgeandwell> thing about muslim is there is only one flavour ie. fundamentalist, like mormons 
12:00 <johninja> we kind of moved past it
12:00 <johninja> they chose to stay in the middle ages
12:00 <Skrotus> well that's  just blatantly false georgeandwell, look at indonesia
13:00 <johninja> during the 'dark ages' they were more 'western' than us
13:00 <Skrotus> yeah it's weird
13:00 <johninja> but for some reason that all went backwards
13:00 <Calin> the world will be a more peaceful place when the worlds religions either die out or start practicing the kind of tolerance they pretend to embody
13:00 <johninja> i blame all the extra doctrines they came up with after the quran
13:00 <johninja> agreed Calin
13:00 <Skrotus> in the crusades they kicked out the christains and let the jews back in to jerusalem
13:00 <Skrotus> look at it now :/
13:00 <johninja> even the bhudists are getting nasty nowdays
14:00 <Calin> yeah wasn't there those bhudists setting themselves alight
14:00 <johninja> yeah there is some leader in burma that is encouraging his followers to openly attack muslims
14:00 <johninja> shit like that
14:00 <Calin> jesus
15:00 <johninja> i think its always been a bit of a contradiction though
15:00 <johninja> its not like bhuddists have never fought wars
15:00 <georgeandwell> buddist didnt
16:00 <couleurs> :~)
16:00 <georgeandwell> because chinese were an advance society that separated church from state long before white guys
16:00 <johninja> yeah nobody ever fought in china 
16:00 <johninja> good point georgeandwell
16:00 <johninja> how wrong of me
16:00 <georgeandwell> nah the chinese fought political wars, not religions ones...like what the usa does today
17:00 <johninja> you mean oil wars?
17:00 <johninja> i guess capitalism is a kind of religion
17:00 <georgeandwell> when the white guys were still in england, the chinese for thousands of years were fighting modern political wars
17:00 <georgeandwell> like the romans 
17:00 <johninja> i know
17:00 <omfgbbqhax>  well this is fun
17:00 <johninja> i probably know more about chinese history than you by the sounds of it 
18:00 <georgeandwell> you could
18:00 <georgeandwell> as i dont read much
18:00 <johninja> its quite interesting man
18:00 <johninja> as interesting as any roman history
18:00 <georgeandwell> im not a fan of western civilisation
18:00 <georgeandwell> from greeks and romans etc
18:00 <johninja> just as many heros and villians
19:00 <johninja> fair enough
20:00 <georgeandwell> cos it all decended from wogs
20:00 <Calin> hopefully we wont see ww4 in our lifetime
20:00 <Calin> that shit could get real messy
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <georgeandwell> and jesus
21:00 <georgeandwell> the east is a total new approach
21:00 <georgeandwell> like china and india
21:00 <georgeandwell> totally different
21:00 <georgeandwell> but just cos they are fucked today...didnt mean they arent still better than that roman and greek crap
21:00 <johninja> i think it was einstein who said "i don't know how ww3 will be fought but ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones"
21:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon most english dont even realise that they were once conquered by the romans
21:00 <johninja> the chinese ate beating the west at their own game
21:00 <johninja> the indians not so much
21:00 <georgeandwell> and much of the culture today comes from romans
21:00 <Calin> haha johninja yup ive heard that quote before
21:00 <Calin> georgeandwell the english were barbarians during roman times
22:00 <georgeandwell> yeah the romans conquered them and civilised them
22:00 <Calin> according the the new xbox one video game Ryse: Son of Rome
22:00 <johninja> the romans who got most of it from the greeks who got most of it from the egytians who got most of it from the summerians
22:00 <johninja> the line goes a little dead there
22:00 <johninja> aliens~
22:00 <Calin> haha
23:00 <Skrotus> it's always aliens
23:00 <couleurs> i luv u guys
23:00 <Skrotus> my highschool friends conclusive evidence went something like this: how could humans have built the pyramids? they couldn't! therefor aliens exist
23:00 <Calin> who let couleurs near the kaluha again
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Calin> Skrotus dayum.. that is some fine ass logic
24:00 <johninja> kumbaya
24:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
24:00 <Calin> eat my shirts.
24:00 <johninja> cut
26:00 <johninja> its all fun and games until big willie style comes on
27:00 <johninja> i'm a bit ashamed of having that in my collection
28:00 <Calin> is that .. will smith ?
28:00 <georgeandwell> they estimated the cost of building the pyramid in todays dollars
28:00 <georgeandwell> it was something like 1trillion dollars
29:00 <Calin> that figure sounds dubious ...
29:00 <georgeandwell> u can google it
29:00 <georgeandwell> but tahst what ive heard
29:00 <Calin> google says $5 billion http://www.livescience.com/18589-cost-build-great-pyramid-today.html
30:00 <georgeandwell> thats 1 small pyramid
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah will smith is worth a lot
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> actors shouldnt be paid so much
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the end
31:00 <Skrotus> well that doesn't seem like that much when you factor in inflation
31:00 <Skrotus> those pharaoh's were rich
31:00 <Skrotus> -'
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouldnt are farmers receiver more money than hollywood actors?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> our*
32:00 <Calin> that hardly seems sustainable :P
32:00 <Skrotus> well it depends how many albums they sell I guess PandasDontDrive 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jack Nicholson made fifty-million dollars from Batman
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> 50 fkn million
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i make more j
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> for playing a role in a fkn movie
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's ridiculous
33:00 <Calin> it does seem ridiculous
33:00 <Calin> but .. his films make that much money and more 
33:00 <Skrotus> well it clearly is ridiculous, but that's how the system works
33:00 <Calin> its not like he is taking money away from farmers
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah exactly
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Jester became the King ;)
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i eat cheese
34:00 <Kingo> johninja
34:00 <georgeandwell> Jetstar?
36:00 <Calin> hey Biff_Melb
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like cheese
36:00 <Calin> omfgbbqhax we got that
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> really?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just wanted to check
37:00 <Calin> yes, try saying something interesting for a more prompt response
37:00 <Calin> "i like cheese" is hardly a conversation starter
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like boobies
37:00 <Calin> although it did start this conversation
37:00 <Calin> this is a boobie
37:00 <Calin> http://www.okaygreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/boobie2.jpg
38:00 <Calin> perfect specimen
38:00 <Skrotus> it has very blue feet
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> it is blue
38:00 <Calin> thats a boobie
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> like most boobies
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like blue boobies
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ugly bird
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol j i got offered a new job today
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> if i redo my security license
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nise
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> means i have to work nights again
41:00 <Skrotus> wb couleurs 
41:00 <couleurs> ty Skrotus 
41:00 <couleurs> i've got a new irc client cos mibbit hates me and it times out every 2 hours wtf man
42:00 <couleurs> they want me to pay $5 for it...
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> xchat?
42:00 <Skrotus> what is it?
42:00 <georgeandwell> has anyone ever been on teh ghan train from alice springs to darwin?
42:00 <couleurs> r u even kidden me
42:00 <Calin> couleurs you don't use mirc ?
42:00 <couleurs> i'm on a mac
42:00 <Calin> oh right
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats your own fault
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont bame anyone else
42:00 <couleurs> it's called textual, it's pretty cool
42:00 <Skrotus> there will be a free one
42:00 <Skrotus> or a crack
42:00 <couleurs> xchat is like from 1996
43:00 <Skrotus> I use xchat okay jerk
43:00 <Skrotus> :'(
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i usew xchat2
43:00 <couleurs> i'm sorry
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i use normal mirc
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif j
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> u are gay
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> y sif
43:00 <johninja> couleurs is an apple person
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> y gay
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> why not
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats so good about these other ones
43:00 <johninja> i don't think they have mirc 
43:00 <couleurs> i'm a banana
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh j
44:00 <Skrotus> I got used to xchat on linux and then stuck with it when I came back to windows
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i aint moving anymore
44:00 <Skrotus> then how are you typing? :o
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ur not?
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> good or bad?
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> another big fall out
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahhhhhh ok
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah dunno
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> its all fucked up
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> so might buy a one now
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> just bought miley a dolls house
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> its fucking 1.5m tall
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha kick ass
46:00 <Kingo> its okay johninja
46:00 <Kingo> we can talk here too
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to put it together this week so i will take a pic
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am thinking adelaide in feb
46:00 <simba> matt the scientist
46:00 <simba> lmao
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Kingo> Does anyone have TheCrow's phone number or fb?
46:00 <johninja> matt already failed with one jess
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
46:00 <Kingo> I want to take over where johninja left off
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> y
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's not even good looking
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> j u got room?
47:00 <Maurice> I love Adelaide
47:00 <Maurice> I want to go back
47:00 <Kingo> PandasDontDrive I find her attarctive
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i miss it
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> glenelg
47:00 <Kingo> johninja I'm going to show her what a real man is like
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> my spare room is full of stuff
47:00 <johninja> attarctive>
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm glenelg
48:00 <Kingo> someone who can look after her
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> j start cleaning
48:00 <Kingo> and fuck her properly
48:00 <johninja> is that liek antartica?
48:00 <Maurice> Thats where I stayed, omfgbbqhax
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i might take miley
48:00 <Maurice> Right on the beach
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was going to type antarctica
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <Kingo> not some fat guy with his t shirt hanging off his shoulder in an attempt to look sexy
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Maurice, i used to be raaf so i lived in ad
48:00 <johninja> ok matty
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> j shoulkd i take miley?
48:00 <johninja> i hope you don't fail with a second jess
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate lives at the beach at semaphore
48:00 <Maurice> I was only there for a week :/
48:00 <johninja> that would suck
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky guy
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> then i cant fuck ya sis
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
48:00 <georgeandwell> i was at semafore in jan
48:00 <Kingo> johninja what's her number and fb please?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:00 <johninja> begging to get at my sloppy seconds
49:00 <johninja> everytime you kiss her you blow me!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <johninja> hot~
49:00 <Kingo> she didnt suck you dick johninja
49:00 <Kingo> she wouldnt
49:00 <johninja> you dick?
49:00 <Kingo> she will mine though
50:00 <Kingo> im a lot better than you johninja
50:00 <Kingo> you are a poor excuse for a bf
50:00 <johninja> i have to go feed my dogs matty
50:00 <johninja> ttyl
50:00 <ness> go johninja, feed the dog.lol
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> sooo
50:00 <Kingo> chicken
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need to feed me
51:00 <Kingo> you always run away johninja
51:00 <Kingo> a weak person you are
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus man lay off
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah j its cool to be tuff on irc
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lo9l
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> might be time for porn
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
54:00 <georgeandwell> i was thinking the same thing
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway j the job is at the mens gallery
54:00 <milk> lovely licking lesbians?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob not the best job if i want to have my daughter
55:00 <Tuftoy> what job is it?
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob going to court
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> bouncer at a strip joint
55:00 <Name> be good if someone had a heart
55:00 <Name> thats all i saying
55:00 <Kynetic> pfft
55:00 <Kingo> johninja: where is Cheryl?
55:00 <Kynetic> heart
55:00 <Kynetic> sif
55:00 <Kynetic> fucken rip that shit out
55:00 <Kynetic> noone needs heart
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a heart
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> it belongs to my daughter
56:00 <Kynetic> in the fridge?
56:00 <simba> chris why are u still whining about that stuff u no u will be banned
56:00 <Kingo> fuck up simba
56:00 <Kingo> lamer
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love chris
56:00 <simba> hang on a second matt the scientist
57:00 <Kingo> http://www.angelfire.com/sc/slvrchr/mypic.html
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is hot
58:00 <Kingo> rofl
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would do her
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> whbo is it
58:00 <simba> r u trying to expose people after getting humiliated yourself, matt the scientist aka Kingo
58:00 <simba> because nobody will be owned as hard as u, matt the scientist
58:00 <simba> except pollock
59:00 <Kingo> I'm not matty
59:00 <simba> his legacy of fighting with his dad over irc will go down as the greatest, of course
59:00 <Kingo> loooollllll
59:00 <Kingo> simba your one to talk about being exposed
59:00 <Kingo> pigeon boy
59:00 <Kingo> skin tight jeans faggot
59:00 <Kingo> porky pig
59:00 <simba> yes i am talking about it right now
59:00 <Kingo> looooollllll
59:00 <Kynetic> Kingo.. tone it down a notch ay
59:00 <Tuftoy> down boys
59:00 <Kingo> Kynetic fuck off
59:00 <simba> calm down matt the scientist
59:00 <milk> cant we all just get along /
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
59:00 <Kynetic> nope
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like watching people being hero's on here
00:00 <Doodle> Kingo Has Used:(15) Becker LanceCade Thrasher johninja CousinLarry KevinPeterson KevinPieterson Propaganda Fred^Bear Rolling^Thunder rom AleksanderShlemenko King TheKing Kingo
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> its funny
00:00 <Kynetic> evidently not :/
00:00 <Doodle> ..
04:00 <fawks>  GO SUCK A FUCK
04:00 <Kynetic> NO U
05:00 <fawks> U
05:00 <Kynetic> how do u suck a fuck?
05:00 <fawks> I have a quiche in the oven 
05:00 <georgeandwell> hi
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> hai Nikky` 
05:00 <fawks> Sara lee quiche
05:00 <fawks> bossss
05:00 <Kynetic> is it kinda like sucking at fucking? or basicallly what kingo probably does? :P
06:00 <fawks> ask Doodle he's a lro
06:00 <fawks> pro
06:00 <Kynetic> but he's a Doodle
06:00 <Doodle> va sucer un baise
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> too late
11:00 <johninja>  hard2get
11:00 <Calin> sup bitches
12:00 <johninja> wordup
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> must be time to sleep
14:00 <Calin> its 715 !
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> 8:15 here
15:00 <Calin> still thats early
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> well what else is there to do?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey mew
16:00 <Mew> bbqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq <3
17:00 <Skrotus> hey Mew 
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> no love
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have no love to give
17:00 <Mew> Skrotusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss <3
18:00 <Mew> couleurssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuckoffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
18:00 <Mew> mkay
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> kthx
18:00 <Skrotus> :o
18:00 <Skrotus> rude
18:00 <Mew> np
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> irc is for being rude
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> not to make friends
19:00 <Mew> tru dat
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> there are plenty of examples of that on here
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am only here trying to find a fuck
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> cause i love fat irc chicks
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> they are easy
20:00 <johninja> 7:20!
20:00 <Skrotus> but I want to make friends
20:00 <Skrotus> :'(
20:00 <Nikky`> Charming
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi nikky
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> sex?
20:00 <johninja> super internet bestfriends
20:00 <Nikky`> No
20:00 <Skrotus> what happens at 7:20?
20:00 <Mew> good approach omfgbbqhax
21:00 <johninja> i'm not sure Skrotus
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am too old to fuck around
21:00 <Skrotus> oh
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> and nikky loves me
21:00 <johninja> drinking and listening to some mellow~ tunes~
21:00 <Mew> its 7:51pm here and im gonna have a cup of tea
21:00 <Skrotus> not enough for sex apparently though
21:00 <johninja> i think thats what 7:20 should be about
21:00 <johninja> not am though
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is just kidding herself atm
21:00 <johninja> thats more about coffee
21:00 <Nikky`> I am?
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> u will come around soon
22:00 <johninja> it's stricly plutonic
22:00 <johninja> whatever that is
22:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
23:00 <Mew> platonic looooove
23:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
23:00 <Skrotus> apparently plato wasn't particularly frisky
23:00 <Mew> im sure he had his moments
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Nikky`> we shall be waiting awhile
24:00 <johninja> son of plato
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am waiting for my wife
24:00 <johninja> i suspect he probably fancied other men
25:00 <johninja> it seemed to be the way for cutting edge scientists back then
25:00 <johninja> especialy greek ones
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> they didnt have scientists back then lol
26:00 <johninja> philosophers~
26:00 <Skrotus> well they sort of did
26:00 <johninja> yeah
26:00 <johninja> i mean
26:00 <johninja> pythagorus
26:00 <Skrotus> I guess they didn't properly adhere to the scientific method?
26:00 <johninja> he was pretty scientific
26:00 <johninja> and annoying to learn
26:00 <Skrotus> he started his own religion though sort of
26:00 <Skrotus> it's weird
26:00 <Skrotus> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagoreanism
26:00 <johninja> aye
27:00 <Mew> http://t.qkme.me/3s7zli.jpg
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> alchemists
28:00 <johninja> wouldn't be a proper religion without 2 fueding factions lol
28:00 <johninja> The mathēmatikoi were supposed to have extended and developed the more mathematical and scientific work begun by Pythagoras.
28:00 <johninja> there
28:00 <johninja> its on wikipedia
29:00 <johninja> must be true
29:00 <Skrotus> lol
29:00 <Skrotus> it's pretty good mostly
29:00 <couleurs> i'm pretty good mostly too
29:00 <johninja> this indonesian chick is having a total emo fit at me and we have only been friends for 2 days
30:00 <johninja> fast mover~
30:00 <johninja> she like pictures from like 2 years ago as well
30:00 <johninja> thats when you know you have a good one
30:00 <Mew> you should tell her to come on irc
30:00 <Mew> boost the austnet numbers
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Mew> LingLing86
30:00 <Skrotus> she sounds hot
31:00 <johninja> hmm
31:00 <couleurs> what you done today Mew 
31:00 <Mew> LuvULongTym88
31:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home
31:00 <Calin> SendMeMoney4WebCam
31:00 <johninja> lo
31:00 <Calin> is that racist ? hmm .. i made it racist
31:00 <Mew> me went to beach and to friends house for bday drinks
31:00 <Mew> the beach always makes me so tired
32:00 <Mew> too much running around and getting wet (wet hehehehehehehehehe)
32:00 <Mew> what u do today couleurs
32:00 <Mew> besides what blue did
32:00 <Calin> yeah that can be hard
32:00 <Mew> awwwwwwww shiiiiiit Calin
32:00 <Calin> outrageous !
32:00 <johninja> who is u? my hasbent john
33:00 <Calin> my work mate gave me a bunch of south park episodes to watch that will "make me a south park fan"
33:00 <Calin> i watched them, im still not a fan. I have to let him down easy tomorrow
33:00 <couleurs> :~)
33:00 <Calin> going to be totes awks
33:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDduqH5cciQ 
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince - Little Red Corvette (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
34:00 <British^Meat> http://www.angelfire.com/sc/slvrchr/
35:00 <couleurs> sweet page
35:00 <johninja> who is this cheryl person?
35:00 <johninja> matty was trying to troll me with something before
35:00 <British^Meat> yer
35:00 <British^Meat> same
35:00 <British^Meat> dumbass
35:00 <johninja> seems like someone i would be interested in
35:00 <couleurs> the best gf ever that's who
35:00 <johninja> she has her P plates
35:00 <British^Meat> maybe an old school ircér?
35:00 <johninja> so yeah
35:00 <Mew> oh y god shes hideous
35:00 <couleurs> she got a gemini, she likes korn
36:00 <johninja> hey now, she sounds like a nice person
36:00 <johninja> thats how i get down
36:00 <couleurs> This is a picture of me taken in early June 1999, just before going to the Metro Nightclub (Goo).. I'm ready for raging!!.. Yep, sure did look like a happy camper there, didn't I? lol..
36:00 <johninja> Tori Amos, KoRn, Beastie Boys, silverchair, Jeff Buckley, Coal Chamber, The Doors, Vast, Faith No More, Marilyn Manson, early Pearl Jam (new stuff is kinda.. crap.. lol), Nine Inch Nails, Luscious Jackson, Etc.
36:00 <British^Meat> the page has been visited 1840 time since 1197 lol
36:00 <johninja> all my favourites~
36:00 <couleurs> she rocks!!!!
37:00 <Skrotus> I don't like korn
37:00 <Skrotus> dealbreaker
37:00 <johninja> is it ok if i leave the window down?
37:00 <couleurs> what about corn...
37:00 <johninja> you kinda stink and your music is SHIT
37:00 <Calin> wow that is a vintage web page
38:00 <British^Meat> email her :)
38:00 <johninja> lol as if people check their emails anymore
38:00 <johninja> might as well send her a letter
39:00 <British^Meat> http://www.angelfire.com/sc/slvrchr/IRCpals.html
39:00 <johninja> wow no johninja shoutout
39:00 <johninja> bitch
39:00 <British^Meat> :P
39:00 <faux> rofl https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1486844_10152837725755021_223614793_n.jpg
39:00 <Skrotus> I like corn chips
39:00 <Mew> [email protected]
39:00 <Mew> hot
40:00 <couleurs> damn that globe is spinning way too fast for my liking
40:00 <Calin> wonder if she still uses that to apply for jobs
41:00 <couleurs> ehehe
41:00 <Zade> she prob still wonders why her name keeps coming up for work for the dole 
41:00 <couleurs> her resume is see: www.anglefire.com/sc/slvrchr/
41:00 <johninja> i tried to add couleurs on angelfire
42:00 <johninja> ahe still hasn't accepted my request :(
42:00 <couleurs> ahe
42:00 <johninja> its been like 7 years now
42:00 <Skrotus> it's weird that angelfire is still a thing
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> kunf fu PandasDontDrive 2 is on
42:00 <couleurs> i'm your angel, i'm your fire
42:00 <johninja> <3
42:00 <johninja> my sweet desire~
42:00 <Calin> PandasDontDrive what channel ?
42:00 <Calin> love those movies
43:00 <johninja> movies are ok
44:00 <British^Meat> Shadowgate, angry angry chatter
44:00 <couleurs> i hate all things
44:00 <johninja> some things i don't mind, others i couldn't care for
44:00 <Calin> couleurs you are the post hipster hipster
44:00 <couleurs> thank u
44:00 <Calin> you were into things before they were cool
45:00 <Calin> and now everyone is into things, you aren't
45:00 <johninja> yeah
45:00 <Kynetic> im watching a movie on netflix that is about a car tire that rolls around the countryside using its pyschic powers to blow things up.
45:00 <johninja> nice
45:00 <British^Meat> oh, my brother has that movie :/
45:00 <doctor> im into things after they were considered cool and now a joke (austnet)
45:00 <faux> rrrrrrrrrrofl these are so cute http://distractify.com/people/male-models-and-cats/
45:00 <couleurs> yeah i've seen it
45:00 <johninja> plot twist: Kynetic is British^Meats brother :o
45:00 <couleurs> it's called rubber or something
45:00 <British^Meat> :)
46:00 <Kynetic> lol
46:00 <Kynetic> YES
46:00 <couleurs> idk i can't remember it was very overrated even back then, unlike me
46:00 <Kynetic> its called Rubber
46:00 <couleurs> told u
46:00 <johninja> couleurs be like "meh i saw it in 1992 before they even made that shit, wrote the script fukka, pce"
47:00 <couleurs> that's what she said
48:00 <doctor> so last year
48:00 <johninja> what is your favourite australian band?
48:00 <couleurs> the drones
48:00 <johninja> hmm i don't have any
49:00 <faux> te hwiggles
49:00 <British^Meat> the living end or frenzal rhomb
49:00 <johninja> what is a good song couleurs
49:00 <johninja> i shall listen
49:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHtqlERiDz4
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Drones - 'Nine Eyes' (Live at 3RRR) (Sep 24, 2013) 6:43 - Category: Music - 885 views - 10 likes (90.9%), 1 dislikes (9.1%)
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah the first 3D printed gun made out of metal
49:00 <couleurs> haha wow, local radio station too
49:00 <couleurs> crasy
50:00 <johninja> destiny~
50:00 <johninja> cool
50:00 <couleurs> i saw them 3 times this year, they're great
50:00 <johninja> bit like the doors
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> pet shop boys - it's a sin on abc radio aha
53:00 <johninja> do you know of the Pierce Brothers couleurs?
54:00 <Mew> Picard
54:00 <Picard> gangsters?
54:00 <Picard> Mew
54:00 <johninja> leave the fish alone
54:00 <couleurs> nope
54:00 <johninja> i see
54:00 <Picard> it smells better then you
54:00 <johninja> angry andy
57:00 <Mew> wow theres a tv show called "Dancing On Ice"
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <Mew> atleast theyre honest
57:00 <johninja> is piet the host?
57:00 <Picard> how is stating a fact angry?
57:00 <Mew> `seen Pieter
57:00 <prowl> Mew, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 1 hour 25 minutes ago (06.12. 18:32) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
59:00 <johninja> how is being an angry old man angry
00:00 <Picard> are u high?
00:00 <johninja> higher on life than you will ever be champ :(
00:00 <Picard> baa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
00:00 <Picard> says the unemployed bum with a drug problem
01:00 <johninja> i didn't know you lost your job man
01:00 <johninja> how unfortunate
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
02:00 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooo
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes well
02:00 <Picard> you havnt worked for years u lazy cunt
02:00 <georgeandwell> does anyone remember beau biv devoe?
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> must be bedtime
03:00 <johninja> calm down andy
03:00 <johninja> its sunday man
03:00 <johninja> we don't need your dramatics
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
04:00 <Picard> im telling the truth about your fucked up life and u think im angry
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice sunday night
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> just leave it be Picard
04:00 <Picard> we all know u are angry becuase your life is fucked 
04:00 <Picard> son dont be telling me what to do
05:00 <johninja> projecting~
05:00 <johninja> my life is sad, must try to make others as unhappy as i am
06:00 <johninja> i hope your failure doesn't make you even sadder
06:00 <couleurs> lets hug it out
06:00 <Skrotus> woah Picard calm down
07:00 <faux> sah dun b telin me waht 2 do
07:00 <faux> i do wah i want
07:00 <faux> wen i wannt
07:00 <couleurs> Eroc Cortmen!!!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
09:00 <johninja> ricky cortez
09:00 <Picard> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2013/12/08/11/04/man-lists-harley-and-wife-on-craigslist
09:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooolllllllllllll
09:00 <johninja> ha
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> who buys a harley these days
09:00 <johninja> people having a mid life crisis 
09:00 <Picard> romper?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <Skrotus> not me, I couldn't afford one
10:00 <Picard> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/12/08/10/06/asio-cancels-passports-of-suspected-jihadists
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> they should kick out some christians too
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> that guy out in the bush that claims to be jesus
10:00 <Picard> maybe he is
10:00 <johninja> lol@ninemsn
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont believe jesus existed
11:00 <Picard> why not panda?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i believe that thousands of mexicans named jesus exist
11:00 <Skrotus> ninemsn isn't a real news site
11:00 <johninja> "i like news that doesn't make me think and has pictures, k thnx go"
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> because there's no proof of his existence Picard
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like with moses
11:00 <Picard> noah?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no proof at all that the jews were ever in egypt
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> no archeological proof
12:00 <johninja> nobody exists
12:00 <Skrotus> I expect it probably has some basis in truth
12:00 <Picard> i have my doubts
12:00 <Skrotus> there were lots of messiahs around that time
12:00 <Picard> i dont think there is a god
12:00 <Calin> someone was saying the pyramids cost $1 trillion to make, sure sounds like the jews were involved :D
12:00 <doctor> Freud believed Moses to be an Egyptian
12:00 <Skrotus> it's entirely possible one of them was the basis for christianity
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> the jews were never in that area
13:00 <Picard> panda says so so it didnt happen
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
13:00 <Skrotus> yeah the jews in egypt is a bit weird because the egyptians kept records of all that
13:00 <Calin> he heard it from news.com.au so it must be true
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> archeologists etc say so
13:00 <Skrotus> and there's no mention of them
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> never heard of news.com.au
14:00 <Picard> maybe they went undetected?
14:00 <johninja> its a pretty trashy site
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's an old testiment story
14:00 <johninja> better than ninemsn though
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> the point isnt whether it's true or not
14:00 <Skrotus> ninja jew slaves
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's inspirational
14:00 <Picard> was/is there a god?
15:00 <Skrotus> sneak in, build some pyramids, sneak out
15:00 <Calin> can't wait till we have the daily mail australian site
15:00 <Calin> finally some real journalism
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Skrotus
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
15:00 <johninja> focaciabook
15:00 <Picard> sneak it?
16:00 <Picard> im tipping they took a long time to build would be hard to do so unnoticed
16:00 <doctor> Ever since humans 'discovered' life to be unbearable, worthless experience; they've created many idols in order to tolerate its miseries
16:00 <Skrotus> they didn't build the pyramids anyway I was being silly
16:00 <Skrotus> that was aliens
17:00 <Picard> thats more like it
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> reckon Bones was sexier before she put on weight?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> zooey is better but new girl is such a homo show
18:00 <Picard> bones sexy? wtf
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL skrote
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love that aliens used rock and not materials they would have had on hand 
19:00 <johninja> she is pretty cute
19:00 <Nikky`> naww thanks johninja :P
20:00 <johninja> i am not sure i  saw her put on weight though
20:00 <johninja> :D
20:00 <johninja> i don't think it was her body that i found attracive anyways
20:00 <johninja> it was those 'looks' 
21:00 <johninja> and the brains
21:00 <Nikky`> They are both cute
21:00 <Skrotus> I don't know who these people are
21:00 <johninja> i'll just agree with Nikky`
21:00 <johninja> saves the fight and she is right at least 85% of the tiem
21:00 <Nikky`> always best my dear
21:00 <Nikky`> 99%
22:00 <Nikky`> I only allow you to have the 1%
22:00 <johninja> typical
22:00 <Nikky`> :P <3
22:00 <johninja> <3
23:00 <Nikky`> that is good, that is the bottom of the bed btw
23:00 <johninja> my bulgarian friend has better internet than me
23:00 <johninja> thanks tony
23:00 <johninja> what about meh
24:00 <Nikky`> it isn't fair
24:00 <Nikky`> i've had enough now I want my meh
24:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Calin> you spin me right round baby right round
25:00 <Nikky`> I loved that song
26:00 <boris> hi internet
27:00 <Calin> hello boris
27:00 <Picard>  boris
27:00 <johninja> wow
28:00 <boris> why did i set my nickname notifcation to make a loud scary bird noise
28:00 <johninja> such missed
28:00 <Picard>  boris no idea
28:00 <boris> ahh
28:00 <Picard> boris only you can answer that
29:00 <Skrotus> :o
29:00 <johninja> boris
29:00 <Picard>  boris
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <Skrotus> couleurs it's boris!
29:00 <johninja> ahahahahahahahaha
29:00 <Skrotus> good work stebie 
29:00 <johninja> allah ahkbar
29:00 <boris> fixed et
30:00 <couleurs> who's boris.........
30:00 <johninja> which one is boris?
30:00 <boris> which what
30:00 <johninja> was an old kb joke
30:00 <johninja> RIP
31:00 <boris> who
31:00 <boris> someone is trying to kill me
32:00 <johninja> :/
32:00 <Skrotus> we thought you died
32:00 <Skrotus> at least twice now
32:00 <johninja> /nickop kill boris cumlord997
32:00 <johninja> woops
33:00 <boris> maybe if u think hard enough it will hapem
34:00 <Skrotus> well
34:00 <Skrotus> I don't actually want you to die
34:00 <boris> wheres knifebonny
34:00 <johninja> i couldn't dedicate my thought to such negativity for an extended period
34:00 <johninja> he is ok
34:00 <couleurs> https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/what-if-seinfeld-theme-song
34:00 <couleurs> best thing ever!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Skrotus> I dunno I wasn't here for a while
35:00 <boris> whered u go
35:00 <Calin> couleurs this better be the best thing i have ever heard
35:00 <Calin> or i will be so annoyed
35:00 <Calin> and will be expecting financial compensation for my time and data usage
35:00 <Skrotus> I wanted to focus on uni and irc was too much of a distraction
35:00 <johninja> couleurs rarely disapoints
35:00 <johninja> AAA+ would chat again
36:00 <couleurs> hey macklerena is good 2
36:00 <Calin> haha that is great couleurs :0
36:00 <johninja> mackelrena
36:00 <couleurs> i think it's that annoying macklemoore song and that annoying macerena song mixed 2 gether but i'm not sure
36:00 <couleurs> some1 confirm
36:00 <johninja> i don't know either of those things
37:00 <johninja> ok fine i know one of those things
37:00 <Skrotus> you don't!?
37:00 <johninja> << shame
37:00 <couleurs> r u crasy
37:00 <Skrotus> macerena had that stupid dance and the film clip with the creepy old guys and transvestites
37:00 <johninja> yeah it sucked
38:00 <johninja> i was dancing with this chick 
38:00 <johninja> and that came on
38:00 <johninja> had to walk off halway through
38:00 <couleurs> https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/daft-punk-ft-nile-rodgers
38:00 <couleurs> ahahaha
38:00 <johninja> she just wasn't worth the humliation
38:00 <couleurs> lol these are insane
38:00 <boris> is soundcloud the new youtube
38:00 <Calin> eyyyyy macarena AAAIGH
38:00 <Skrotus> by macklemoore song I assume couleurs means this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MACKLEMORE and RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Aug 29, 2012) 3:53 - Category: Music - 464,408,558 views - 2,299,768 likes (96.3%), 88,839 dislikes (3.7%)
39:00 <boris> shadsam can u dnot
39:00 <johninja> ohhh
39:00 <shadsam> ;'
39:00 <johninja> ok i also know that one
39:00 <johninja> thanks Skrotus
39:00 <johninja> i feel somewhat 'hip' now
39:00 <Skrotus> yeah I listened to the radio a bit that year
39:00 <johninja> choirboys - never gonna die
40:00 <couleurs> up all night 2 get lobstah
40:00 <johninja> solid tunes~
40:00 <johninja> that is on the nba2k soundtrack
40:00 <johninja> they had some shit drake song on there 2
40:00 <johninja> ruined it
41:00 <Calin> ergh drake
41:00 <Calin> what a chump
41:00 <johninja> i don't know why people even like that guy
41:00 <georgeandwell> hi
41:00 <georgeandwell> n e
41:00 <Skrotus> :o
41:00 <Skrotus> he didn't say goodnight
41:00 <Skrotus> how rude
41:00 <johninja> emo~
41:00 <boris> does he ever
41:00 <boris> :)
41:00 <Skrotus> I don't recall
41:00 <johninja> that couleurs guy shits m...oh
41:00 <couleurs> omg i have to spend $5 on an irc client
42:00 <couleurs> jesus fuck
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Skrotus> there has to be a free one out there somewhere couleurs 
42:00 <johninja> might have to wipe with the newspaper this week :(
42:00 <couleurs> i like this 1 :(
42:00 <Skrotus> maybe start up a kickstarter
42:00 <johninja> racist
43:00 <Skrotus> I'll put in a dollar
43:00 <johninja> i ughh..only have notes...sorry
43:00 <couleurs> i luv u guys
44:00 <couleurs> my right eye feels a bit dry any remedeys 
45:00 <Skrotus> just add water
45:00 <johninja> don't touch the left one with it
45:00 <johninja> step 1
46:00 <johninja> me and couleurs at da beach https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1426258_631688583540715_680882910_n.jpg 
46:00 <couleurs> lol
46:00 <Calin> johninja that looks .. rela
46:00 <Calin> real*
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> friend photgraphed some random couple
49:00 <johninja> he must be rich
50:00 <johninja> athough you think someone with money would have a bteer taste in shades
51:00 <Calin> they dont look too rich
51:00 <Skrotus> well you don't get rich by wasting money on sunglasses
51:00 <Skrotus> or something
52:00 <johninja> lol true
52:00 <Calin> haha Skrotus
52:00 <johninja> her sunglasses are too big his are too small
52:00 <couleurs> the guy looks like biff tannen
53:00 <couleurs> i hate manure........
53:00 <johninja> somewhere in the middle there is equilibreium
53:00 <boris> lol
53:00 <boris> LOL
53:00 <Skrotus> I never wear sunglasses I bought some but then I squashed them
53:00 <Calin> lol
53:00 <johninja> :/
53:00 <johninja> damn
53:00 <couleurs> get out boris how dare u begin 2 laugh at my jokes
53:00 <Skrotus> well
54:00 <johninja> i have a nice pair....of glasses
54:00 <Skrotus> at least stebie's script is consistent
54:00 <johninja> i didn't know it was so heavy on the lol
54:00 <johninja> i need to be more careful
54:00 <johninja> maybe throw a few lmao's in there
54:00 <johninja> rofls
54:00 <Skrotus> 3 repeats and you're out
54:00 <johninja> must be in a psace of time though
55:00 <johninja> i lol a lot
55:00 <Skrotus> yeah
03:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URqm9043NiI
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Class of 92 Official HD Trailer | Manchester United | Devils (Nov 13, 2013) 2:01 - Category: Sports - 91,931 views - 964 likes (98.7%), 13 dislikes (1.3%)
03:00 <couleurs> did u guys c this
04:00 <Calin> sports documentary about soccer ?
04:00 <Calin> looks somewhat interesting
04:00 <couleurs> yes
04:00 <johninja> i saw a few thingns about it in the paeper
04:00 <couleurs> looks good
04:00 <couleurs> senna was a good doco
05:00 <johninja> apparently beckham had to jack it to some dude when he joined man u
05:00 <johninja> he was like 12 when he went there
05:00 <johninja> sheesh
05:00 <simba> Self-sufficient Termite
05:00 <johninja> might of well been an alter boi
06:00 <johninja> is it going to be a movie or something?
06:00 <couleurs> yes i just downloaded it
06:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa!!!!!
06:00 <simba> i dont think i can bring mysel to watch that
06:00 <johninja> cool
06:00 <couleurs> HOLD ON THIS ISN'T ABOUT LIVERPOOL
07:00 <couleurs> wtfff i've been had
07:00 <simba> the rise of david 'fuck my asshole boys' beckham, ryan 'im gay as fuck' giggs and gary 'sperm boy' neville
07:00 <simba> no thank u
07:00 <johninja> yeaaah i mean west ham has been churning out better players every years for almost a century
07:00 <johninja> we get no fucking movies
07:00 <johninja> fgts
07:00 <couleurs> giggs was good, i used to watch his skills show
07:00 <couleurs> he made me the fifa player i am today
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <couleurs> RIP Giggs
08:00 <johninja> a 40 year old guy who pretends to play football?
08:00 <johninja> sounds bout right
08:00 <simba> this is gonna be such a huge fergie wank festorama
08:00 <couleurs> the oasis thing lol
08:00 <Skrotus> boris said to
08:00 <couleurs> Good!!!!!!!!
09:00 <simba> y r oasis ther
09:00 <couleurs> they mancs
09:00 <Skrotus> because they suck
09:00 <couleurs> bloodey tossas
09:00 <simba> im p sure theyre man city fans??!!!
09:00 <simba> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <johninja> they are
10:00 <couleurs> http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b01401d62f/call-of-duty-is-gay
10:00 <couleurs> lol
10:00 <johninja> sweary classless man city fans
11:00 <Skrotus> lol
12:00 <washywashy> tell boris i'm going 2 shower ok u spy
12:00 <Skrotus> she/he's away
12:00 <Calin> haha washywashy - good vid
14:00 <johninja> +2 internets
22:00 <Calin> i bet nerdygirl is like the nerdyiest girl ever
22:00 <Calin> and hides her nerdyness behind a nick like nerdygirl so people would never suspect she is actually nerdy
23:00 <Calin> hiding in plain sight, genius. 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> that lipo louis theroux is on
26:00 <simba> louis is a good man
28:00 <Calin> the comedian ?
28:00 <Calin> oh no louis theroux, yeah hes great :)
29:00 <johninja> louis ck is the better louis
30:00 <Calin> meh, i've never "got it"
30:00 <Calin> maybe i haven't given him a proper go
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah seen this ep just nothing much on tele atm
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n sick of gaming
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> rendang made me feel sick :/
32:00 <simba> I'm getting a little sick of you, pal.
32:00 <Calin> ohhhh !
32:00 <Calin> shots fired !
32:00 <johninja> officer down~
32:00 <simba> the last 1 louis has done was still from 2012
32:00 <johninja> no, thats my name
32:00 <johninja> jeff down
33:00 <johninja> sheesh relax lady
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love louis' pjs
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn british
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> or aus
37:00 <Calin> hes such an awkward gangly dude
38:00 <simba> i like the off broadway one where he learns about acting and sings the beatles song terribly
38:00 <johninja> i think that is part of the charm
38:00 <simba> i get high with a little help my friends
38:00 <johninja> his awkwardness
38:00 <simba> from** **************
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forgot he had the lipo done
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> in this ep
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> id never get lipo
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> the audacity of the doctor telling him he needed it when he couldve just worked out
39:00 <johninja> got Rice bitch?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi Rice you got milk cause we want rice pudding
40:00 <milk> fuck up
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja john lennon doco on sbs
40:00 <johninja> hmm running out of nicknames to evade with...maybe i'll just chuck an R instead of an N on my nick,..yeah fuck it that will fool them
40:00 <johninja> oooh sick
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> LennonNYC
40:00 <johninja> love me some lennon
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
41:00 <johninja> although it probably has yoko in
41:00 <johninja> she ruines everything
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> at some point yer
41:00 <simba> John 'johninja' Lennon
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and yeah i dont like her
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <johninja> yeah she was just a famewhore
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> johnlennoninja
41:00 <johninja> and not even a good one
41:00 <Doodle> not really
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate her art
41:00 <Doodle> she tried to fuck john lennon off heaps of times but he kept crawling back
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate her little scribble table thing where you sit down and write a letter to your loved one
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even art
42:00 <Doodle> what
42:00 <johninja> did you read that in the yoko autobio?
42:00 <Doodle> i have 3 john lennon biographies on my bookshelf
42:00 <simba> im yoko ono irl
42:00 <johninja> i see
42:00 <Doodle> he was a bit of a megadouche
42:00 <johninja> why stop at one
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> its true
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba is yoko ono
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> the hair is unmistakable
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <Doodle> all the hippie lovey stuff he sung about while he was bashing his first wife and rooting around
43:00 <johninja> as you do
43:00 <Doodle> neglecting his son
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> john lennon the original hipster
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <johninja> i'm not saying he was perfect
43:00 <Doodle> [22:42] <johninja> why stop at one
43:00 <Doodle> lol fu they were give to me
43:00 <Doodle> n
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <Doodle> i'd prefer ringo's biography
44:00 <johninja> "what should we get Doodle for christmas? oooh i know another john lennon bio, he seemed to like that last one"
44:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
44:00 <Doodle> 'i'm sure this one is different'
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yoko on stage with him, gay
45:00 <simba> wb chris
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> seein this old 70s footage man im glad i wasnt alive then, cunts are so hairy
45:00 <johninja> yeah i have to agree, she was quite terrible
45:00 <johninja> very screechy
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> n chicks look yuck
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> TAKE THAT SWEATER OFF BITCH 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck!
46:00 <johninja> if i had a son like julian lennon i would be disapointed too tbh
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
47:00 <johninja> couldn't you use your fathers name to make at least one decent song like ziggy marley?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe they started out livin in berlin in a shitty room stealin clothes to get by lol
47:00 <johninja> yeah man
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh i just heard yoko sing
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> screech screech lol
47:00 <johninja> haha yeah
47:00 <Doodle> ticket to ride is about the card the hookers in hamburg got to say they didn't have the clap
47:00 <Doodle> from the doc
47:00 <johninja> i wouldn't call it singing
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> GI PEECE A CHANE
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> its ok cause she said then how bad the review was the next day ;)
48:00 <johninja> "please don't sing anymore, love everyone xox"
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> "If you want peace, please stop singing and we will throw down our guns FOR EVER!"
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> i mean she did have some 'ideas'
50:00 <johninja> they were all shit though
50:00 <johninja> modern art~
50:00 <johninja> do something outrageous and hope people think its cool
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> a week long bed sitdown
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> cmon
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stinky
50:00 <simba> my long con is that im a woman named cynthia
51:00 <johninja> hi blue
51:00 <blue> hi johninja
51:00 <johninja> wow
51:00 <johninja> timing
51:00 <johninja> oh
51:00 <johninja> probably best we left it at that anyways
52:00 <johninja> you had me at hello~
54:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <washywashy> -bbbbb breakfasst
55:00 <johninja> i forgot picard got banned
55:00 <stebie> same
59:00 <washywashy> wb boris 
00:00 <couleurs> <broris> thank u couleurs 
00:00 <johninja> ONLY 26 per cent of Australians will receive a gift they ­actually want this Christmas 
00:00 <johninja> prepare for disapoint
01:00 <couleurs> cool
01:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <johninja> "hey son we got you the new ps2 you wanted"
01:00 <boris> i want disapoint
02:00 <Calin> haha
02:00 <johninja> you'll probably get something awesome then
02:00 <johninja> its how it works
02:00 <johninja> very clever
03:00 <johninja> i'm getting a new bed
03:00 <johninja> yay
03:00 <johninja> going to sleep like a boss until NYE
04:00 <doctor> sleeping beuatiy
05:00 <johninja> :)
05:00 <couleurs> sleeping buttney
05:00 <johninja> last year i got some whiskey glasses and a tobbaco pouch
05:00 <johninja> they know me well
05:00 <johninja> and want me to die slowly
06:00 <doctor> slowly is alright, quickly theyre suggesting something else
06:00 <Picard> :P
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <Picard> <lapotr> you pedophile
06:00 <Picard> angry little fucker
07:00 <johninja> no need to bring it here mate
08:00 <Picard> mate?
08:00 <Calin> Picard - we dont want to hear about your private abuse messages
08:00 <Picard> i felt the need to share
08:00 <Calin> noted
09:00 <johninja> i don't even want to know what sick things you did to warrant such a response
09:00 <Picard> my therapist told me to share 
09:00 <Picard> i did notihng
09:00 <johninja> glad you are seeking help
09:00 <Picard> i dont talk to the cunt
09:00 <Calin> Picard I doubt your therapist was talking about sharing with random strangers on the internet
09:00 <Calin> probably to friends and family
09:00 <Picard> no she said just to talk
10:00 <Picard> Calin can i pm u?
10:00 <Calin> go for it
10:00 <Picard> oh ok
10:00 <johninja> biab
11:00 <boris> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Angry-Leslie-Knope-Parks-and-Recreation.gif
12:00 <Picard> boris
14:00 <couleurs> :rollseyes:
15:00 <simba> :rollsroyce: lol 
15:00 <simba> good
16:00 <couleurs> good 1
16:00 <couleurs> r u on FiFa
16:00 <simba> Hell No Bitch
16:00 <simba> im on GTA (360) anyone wanna play
16:00 <couleurs> me either stevey
16:00 <simba> add dirtyhomelesabo
17:00 <couleurs> Bye Picard u stupid soab
18:00 <simba> ill drink to that
18:00 <simba> - Phillip J. Chesterfield III
22:00 <couleurs> Test
23:00 <doctor> very good, 82%
23:00 <British^Meat> :)
23:00 <couleurs> yay
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> must be almost bf4 time 
28:00 <doctor> I tried playing that but got bored very quickly
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just finding a good vantage point to snipe from
28:00 <couleurs> fps is boring yeah
28:00 <johninja> does simba have 360 now?
28:00 <johninja> whne did this happen
29:00 <couleurs> idk i don't like it
29:00 <simba> no
29:00 <Calin> PandasDontDrive i find hardcore mode the only way to enjoy that game 
29:00 <simba> im not at home im at the 360 zone
29:00 <johninja> i see
29:00 <simba> add that gamer tag and ill fucken own ya
30:00 <fawks> looool
30:00 <johninja> i havn't played for months
30:00 <johninja> so i don't doubt that
30:00 <johninja> i'm a chick though
30:00 <simba> we r gonna start terrorising this server'
30:00 <johninja> so 'owning' me would be pretty mean
31:00 <simba> ok il go eas
31:00 <johninja> fine
31:00 <simba> im not a fan of using the microsoft control system any way it is foreign to me
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ionly play campaign on hard
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> like with cod on veteran
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> n mp on hardcore
32:00 <johninja> booting up
33:00 <simba> huhu
33:00 <couleurs> did you xbox one owners try that cool hack that lets you play 360 games??? cos i hear it works
34:00 <johninja> i just play the 360 games on my 360
34:00 <johninja> strange i know
34:00 <johninja> works most of the time
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hack for one?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got splinter cell goin on 360 atm
35:00 <couleurs> http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/12/6/unlock.png
35:00 <simba> yea im playing Titanic the movie on my game boy color
36:00 <simba> great little hack - thnaks couleurs
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
36:00 <couleurs> np
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how james cameron took a great story and turned it into a flimsy tragic love story because he didnt have the smarts to write a compelling script
37:00 <simba> me 2
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that's every film he's ever made
37:00 <johninja> ok done
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <simba> johninja join this server
37:00 <simba> and welcome to your destinty
37:00 <johninja> invite me
38:00 <simba> "john this sever"
38:00 <johninja> oh
38:00 <johninja> i'll just join
38:00 <johninja> crash the fuck out of it
38:00 <simba> ok
38:00 <simba> w8
38:00 <simba> sentr
38:00 <johninja> guh i need to update
38:00 <johninja> ok
39:00 <johninja> won't be long
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> server i was on just crashed
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <simba> join this 1
39:00 <johninja> i'm a pretty hot bitch in this game
39:00 <johninja> fit~
40:00 <johninja> spent all my money on clothes and haircutrs etc
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> whut game
40:00 <johninja> i like to roleplay
40:00 <johninja> gta
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> kik=====haha
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1459202_458196970957874_1601409744_n.jpg
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i spent heaps on outfits
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n on cars
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> id play it but it gets kinda depressing
40:00 <johninja> lol Doodle
41:00 <johninja> yeah i stopped playing for ages
41:00 <Doodle> keke
41:00 <johninja> so many shit people on there
41:00 <johninja> i helped this fgt do a mission then he just shot me
41:00 <johninja> "fuck you man"
41:00 <johninja> so  spent like an hour getting vengance
41:00 <johninja> ate me up mann :(
41:00 <Doodle> you make craploads of money on the stockmarket btw, if you want like millions
42:00 <Doodle> put all your money on something low
42:00 <johninja> hmm i should hav ethat 500k they gave everyone by now
42:00 <Doodle> wait a bit
42:00 <Doodle> hit buy
42:00 <Doodle> if it goes up in price confirm it
42:00 <Doodle> profit
42:00 <Doodle> i made like $300m off debonaire shares
42:00 <johninja> Doodle is my gta stockbroker
42:00 <Doodle> SHOW ME THE MONEY
43:00 <johninja> this better not be another pansy scheme man
43:00 <Doodle> lolol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i havent played gta online
43:00 <Doodle> me either
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need someone with splintercell blacklist so i can do co op online
43:00 <johninja> its like irc but with less backstabbing
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> like co op story mode
44:00 <Doodle> i played gta4 right up til the night before gtav came out without barely going online
44:00 <Doodle> so until i have fully fucked up everything on the game without going online i wont
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> played gta 4 for a few mins
45:00 <Calin> gta 5 was great but the online was broken
45:00 <Calin> soooo much waiting
46:00 <Calin> Willy_Fingerbottom i would shake your hand but i am not sure you have washed it since
46:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> thanks
55:00 <doctor> a womans pain defines her existence
57:00 <couleurs> beautiful poem :')
57:00 <doctor> why else would mother nature throw man into the realm of existence?
59:00 <Doodle> shits & giggles
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