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00:00:00 <couleurs> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:03:00 <doctor> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:04:00 <doctor> ~\_(ツ)_/'
00:04:00 <doctor> all the couleurs of the rainbow
00:04:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
00:08:00 <Serenity> 04¯07\08_09(12ツ11)13_04/07¯
00:23:00 <doctor> beautiful Serenity
00:24:00 <Serenity> isnt it
00:24:00 <couleurs> thank's
00:27:00 <Serenity> 04(07(08(09^12_11^13)04)07)
00:35:00 <crash> hey {LeE}
00:35:00 <doctor> 4';,,;'
00:37:00 <Serenity> zoidberg?
00:46:00 <crash> hey Bozza
00:50:00 <doctor> hah, yeah it is a zoidberg
00:57:00 <Warren1984> can anyone suggest things to do for free to stop boredom and prevent me from spending money
00:57:00 <Warren1984> ?
01:00:00 <Kynetic> masturbate
01:00:00 <Kynetic> read a book
01:01:00 <Kynetic> go for a walk
01:01:00 <Kynetic> or. combine the above.
01:01:00 <Kynetic> for the lols.
01:03:00 <shadsam> 1
01:05:00 <Warren1984> [22:00] <Kynetic> masturbate
01:05:00 <Warren1984> [22:00] <Kynetic> read a book
01:05:00 <Warren1984> [22:00] <Kynetic> go for a walk
01:05:00 <Warren1984> [22:00] <Kynetic> or. combine the above.
01:05:00 <Warren1984> [22:01] <Kynetic> for the lols. <- lol
01:06:00 <Warren1984> shadsam hi
01:06:00 <Warren1984> can you suggest things to do for free to stop boredom and prevent myself from spending money
01:08:00 <Warren1984> 26. Catch up on your reading
01:08:00 <Warren1984> That stack of books and magazines by your bed is begging for your attention.
01:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn finx man
01:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn this cunt markie just b4
01:21:00 <Warren1984> 37. Go on a bike ride
01:21:00 <Warren1984> See your city in a new way. Breathe in the fresh-air that is all around you.
01:21:00 <Warren1984> 38. Hike
01:21:00 <Warren1984> Get out in nature and take in all that natural beauty.
01:22:00 <doctor> sounds revolting
01:23:00 <Warren1984> what does doctor?
01:24:00 <Warren1984> where is CLEO10
01:58:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-12-05/treasurer-joe-hockey-defends-debt-ceiling-deal-with-greens/5135820
02:11:00 <beehhh> i still prefer tasmania
02:11:00 <milk> have you got a map/
02:11:00 <milk> ?
02:11:00 <tranmuta> http://chaturbate.com/carolinnesexy/
02:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck me
02:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sposed to go hang with mate n his cousin on sat
02:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> n now this dope ass exquisite chick wants come over on sat
02:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O skinny scottie
02:22:00 <megamanga> i should probably sleep hngggg
02:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf
02:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> meg
02:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick i liked for ages is commin over sat
02:27:00 <megamanga> have you fingerbanged her
02:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn SCORE!
02:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
02:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> liked her for ages
02:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is cultured as
02:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> never thought she liked me aye
02:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> turns out i was wrong
02:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck fuck me
02:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> most exquisite lookin bird i ever met lol
02:29:00 <megamanga> fingerbang n report back
02:32:00 <tranmuta> <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck me
02:32:00 <tranmuta> <PandasDontDrive> sposed to go hang with mate n his cousin on sat
02:32:00 <tranmuta> <PandasDontDrive> n now this dope ass exquisite chick wants come over on sat
02:32:00 <tranmuta> fuck your mates and your cousins
02:32:00 <tranmuta> they can wait
02:32:00 <tranmuta> they will continue to still be around, be your mates
02:32:00 <tranmuta> this chick u have liked for ages
02:32:00 <tranmuta> she is the priority man
02:33:00 <tranmuta> if u pass up this opportunity to be with her on saturday cuz u already had plans with your mate and his cousin
02:33:00 <tranmuta> then ur a fool
02:34:00 <tranmuta> i made that mistake
02:35:00 <tranmuta> i talked myself out of seeing the love of my life coz i had other plans already
02:35:00 <tranmuta> i dunno why i did that
02:35:00 <tranmuta> maybe i was shy, maybe i wasnt ready
02:35:00 <tranmuta> but on that fateful day, i didnt rock up so she went ahead with her mates, and met the bloke
02:36:00 <tranmuta> who is this day her husband
02:36:00 <tranmuta> she was the love of my life so far
02:37:00 <tranmuta> maybe had i went that day
02:37:00 <tranmuta> i could be in his shoes right now
02:37:00 <tranmuta> but instead im now fat, lonely, single and bi-polar
02:38:00 <tranmuta> #lifesnotfair #lifesucks #regrets #fuckyoujesus
02:46:00 <BlackDevil> congrats
03:13:00 <shadz> lol
03:15:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386254228257.gif wat
03:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man thought laptop was dead
03:17:00 <megamanga> if you spray it wtih holy water and pray it might fix it
03:22:00 <BlackDevil> if you look, she is letting go of the pole
03:22:00 <megamanga> if you look she changes hand grabs on the pole
03:22:00 <megamanga> so its more than one swing
03:22:00 <BlackDevil> oh
03:22:00 <BlackDevil> she is pushing off
03:23:00 <BlackDevil> what a slut
03:27:00 <megamanga> ^
03:28:00 <beehhh> You showed me your true color
03:28:00 <beehhh> ignorants
03:30:00 <British^Meat> ``suck it
03:31:00 <fawks> your true color
03:31:00 <fawks> lol
03:32:00 <megamanga> im not sure why he isnt ignored by everyone
03:33:00 <fawks> the good thing is he leaves quickly
03:33:00 <fawks> bitches for a bit and leaves
03:33:00 <megamanga> he's the loosest cunt ever
03:34:00 <beehhh> wait till the havocing weather hits ya all i wont be there by your sides
03:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i love the ainsley cous cous packets!
03:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dope
03:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> RIPS!
03:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
03:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
03:44:00 <Ripsta> broo
03:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got this chick i liked for ages, coming around to stay on sat bro
03:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lol
03:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> FINALLY
03:45:00 <Ripsta> get jiggy with it
03:45:00 <Ripsta> im off my head ay
03:45:00 <Ripsta> smoked more than half a gram
03:46:00 <Ripsta> im in another world brother
03:46:00 <megamanga> mum works hard ayyyyy
03:46:00 <Ripsta> but talk to me!
03:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
03:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> im stoked aye
03:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> the one chick i really want lol
03:46:00 <Ripsta> making me jealous
03:46:00 <Ripsta> i want dat feeling too bro
03:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh so yea got ac4 free for 360 yesserday
03:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit statue
03:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ashlee put it together
03:47:00 <beehhh> i been seven years apart from oz
03:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> grabbed up another ONE controller n shit couple shit
03:47:00 <Ripsta> you got the girl and the xbox
03:47:00 <beehhh> what kind of love your giving me back
03:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> always got a girl
03:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> im dating a canadian chick
03:47:00 <beehhh> i have teen girls barely legal
03:48:00 <megamanga> mf doom mafuckaaaa
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ditch her for this chick i really want
03:48:00 <Ripsta> how long do you want to be with her?
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt know she liked me
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont care
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> the one i like
03:48:00 <Ripsta> but you should
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> forever.
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
03:48:00 <Ripsta> :P
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima take her picnic in botanics this month
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> n then zoo
03:48:00 <Ripsta> P:
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> for her son
03:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
03:49:00 <Ripsta> is number one
03:49:00 <Ripsta> i feel ya bro]
03:49:00 <megamanga> theres a troll making people break their xbox ones LOL
03:49:00 <Ripsta> i know exactly whats goin on
03:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
03:49:00 <Ripsta> let me guess you dont want any.... kids
03:49:00 <Ripsta> of ur own
03:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta have a side salad bro
03:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate is next to me on fone to his gf
03:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> all lovey dovey
03:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i hate lovey dovey shit
03:50:00 <Ripsta> bahahahaha
03:50:00 <Ripsta> dont listen dont listen
03:50:00 <beehhh> before i die i take all of you bastard dogs allah huakbar
03:50:00 <Ripsta> dont make any connections to his actions
03:50:00 <beehhh> it was a joke
03:50:00 <Ripsta> dont react
03:50:00 <megamanga> slap him with ur dick
03:50:00 <Ripsta> naw
03:50:00 <megamanga> slap the phone with ur dick
03:50:00 <megamanga> ur dick
03:51:00 <Ripsta> flyin over here
03:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
03:51:00 <Ripsta> deep frying
03:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
03:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish me luck for saturday
03:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause i really want this chick lol
03:51:00 <Ripsta> saturday is here already
03:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta find a pic of her
03:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
03:51:00 <Ripsta> i will pray for the next few saturdays
03:51:00 <beehhh> women barred me off oz cos im circumsized this is worse humiliation one could get
03:52:00 <Ripsta> beehhh i advise you to commit crime
03:52:00 <beehhh> not in my DNA
03:52:00 <fawks> and by crime he means suicide
03:52:00 <Ripsta> as a tool to combat the humilatings thoughts
03:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> only have one of her bro
03:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec
03:52:00 <beehhh> i raised up under poverty learnt to live without many necessity
03:52:00 <Ripsta> no i mean think like a winning crim
03:53:00 <Ripsta> tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
03:53:00 <Ripsta> telll me lies tell me tell me lieeeeeees
03:53:00 <beehhh> invest on bitcons
03:53:00 <beehhh> all chicks are mad at you Ripsta
03:53:00 <Ripsta> and buy my shit online
03:53:00 <beehhh> they thinks ur a heartthrob to them
03:53:00 <Ripsta> fuck bitcoin
03:54:00 <Ripsta> i dont even wanna start
03:54:00 <Ripsta> talkin bout it....<<
03:54:00 <Ripsta> bitcoin is for the winners online
03:55:00 <Ripsta> deeep
03:55:00 <megamanga> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/A-CLOCKWORK-ORANGE-35-X25-INCH-MOSAIC-MONTAGE-WALL-POSTER-STANLEY-KUBRICK-/380502760480?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item5897bb5c20 that looks sick
03:55:00 <beehhh> people are having qantas fear
03:55:00 <Ripsta> the 4
03:56:00 <Ripsta> megamanga the 4 people should be further out
03:56:00 <megamanga> if it was bigger yeah
03:56:00 <megamanga> but its only 80cm
03:56:00 <Ripsta> so the shadow creats the triangle
03:56:00 <Ripsta> at the base of the portrait
03:56:00 <megamanga> yer thats true
03:56:00 <megamanga> ill keep looking
03:56:00 <Ripsta> 1 guy is needed only
03:56:00 <Ripsta> the eye
03:57:00 <Ripsta> i got a sick idea
03:57:00 <megamanga> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/A-CLOCKWORK-ORANGE-CULT-CLASSIC-KUBRICK-MOVIE-ADULT-GIANT-POSTER-PRINT-B1195-/140874189491?pt=UK_art_prints_GL&hash=item20ccc18ab3 better?
03:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz got caught up
03:57:00 <Ripsta> for a poster
03:58:00 <Ripsta> from a movie too
03:58:00 <Ripsta> A SPACE ODDESSEY
03:58:00 <megamanga> i've already got hal somewhere
03:58:00 <Ripsta> monkeys goin crazy around the block
03:59:00 <Ripsta> of cement
03:59:00 <megamanga> ....
03:59:00 <Ripsta> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1OZCHixR0
03:59:00 <megamanga> the monolith
03:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2001 a space odyssey (Aug 18, 2006) 7:13 - Category: Film and Animation - 983,908 views - 1,896 likes (95.3%), 94 dislikes (4.7%)
03:59:00 <Ripsta> yEs
04:00:00 <Ripsta> i got the movie
04:00:00 <Ripsta> kept watching until i saw that bit
04:00:00 <Ripsta> then that was enough
04:01:00 <beehhh> i'm back
04:01:00 <beehhh> gone for brush tooth
04:01:00 <beehhh> you guys are the wrost aussie i've ever met online
04:01:00 <Ripsta> what do you expect beehhh
04:01:00 <Ripsta> what is the shame?
04:01:00 <Ripsta> do explain
04:01:00 <beehhh> something like prince charming
04:01:00 <Ripsta> some people are in a different MINDSET
04:02:00 <Ripsta> even time
04:02:00 <Ripsta> i got be in my 50s
04:02:00 <beehhh> things wont be the same again
04:02:00 <Ripsta> but you here reading my shit in my 20s
04:02:00 <Ripsta> could*
04:02:00 <beehhh> could be worse if i return back
04:03:00 <Ripsta> beehhh stFU
04:03:00 <Ripsta> ill go mental
04:03:00 <Ripsta> and ruin ur mind
04:03:00 <Ripsta> so chillax
04:03:00 <beehhh> there is no settling down now
04:03:00 <Ripsta> i've met online
04:03:00 <Ripsta> the words you choose
04:04:00 <Ripsta> were the worst you could of chosen
04:04:00 <Ripsta> what you saying we met already?
04:04:00 <beehhh> it began with a spark
04:04:00 <Ripsta> heh
04:04:00 <beehhh> you dont believe me
04:05:00 <Ripsta> well nothing cant be believed more than the unknown that was already come to past IN THE PAST
04:05:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/KfMme.jpg
04:05:00 <Ripsta> so
04:05:00 <beehhh> read this
04:05:00 <Ripsta> we both ./...
04:06:00 <beehhh> no we are not
04:06:00 <megamanga> bumgravy
04:06:00 <beehhh> but true in a way we are on the same planet in same moment
04:07:00 <Ripsta> the victim survived an attempted murder
04:07:00 <beehhh> i got lost in twilight zone
04:07:00 <megamanga> was sekeletor involved?
04:07:00 <Ripsta> just remember
04:07:00 <beehhh> i was sent back to bangladesh now im in borneo
04:07:00 <Ripsta> billions of eyars of evolution
04:08:00 <beehhh> people sucks
04:08:00 <beehhh> all of them
04:08:00 <beehhh> rather trust a snake
04:08:00 <Ripsta> a snake can be a good friend indeed
04:08:00 <Bastardly_One> .
04:09:00 <Ripsta> fuck
04:09:00 <Ripsta> ur muthatripper
04:09:00 <megamanga> is everyone fried here or some shit
04:09:00 <Ripsta> got me trippen
04:09:00 <megamanga> even sleep deprived no sense is made
04:09:00 <beehhh> going to bed no point arguing
04:09:00 <Ripsta> not like me atm
04:09:00 <beehhh> it would be waste of my breathe
04:09:00 <Ripsta> listenin to happyhardcore on headphoens
04:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... yet
04:09:00 <Ripsta> full album goin
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 rooms for $125 a week
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty cheap
04:10:00 <Ripsta> but it aint ur cuppa chai
04:10:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I took it ... dunno when I move in though yet
04:10:00 <beehhh> nothing is cheap everthing is way over the roof
04:10:00 <Ripsta> im waiting for some positiveness from the beehhh
04:11:00 <Ripsta> can it show up on this screen
04:11:00 <Ripsta> sooon
04:11:00 <beehhh> even to suicide cost money
04:11:00 <megamanga> breasts
04:11:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 rooms, like an old house so the rooms are big for 125 a week is cheap
04:11:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
04:11:00 <beehhh> here it is Ripsta
04:11:00 <Ripsta> dont suicide
04:11:00 <beehhh> see me
04:11:00 <Ripsta> sacrifice
04:11:00 <Ripsta> urself
04:11:00 <Ripsta> like in the days
04:11:00 <beehhh> look up
04:11:00 <Ripsta> that isnt today
04:11:00 <Ripsta> today we kill
04:11:00 <beehhh> on that link
04:11:00 <beehhh> adios
04:11:00 <Ripsta> we used to sacrifice and eat humans
04:11:00 <Ripsta> we never kill
04:12:00 <Ripsta> we capture
04:12:00 <Ripsta> and eat
04:12:00 <Ripsta> and feed the god
04:12:00 <Ripsta> and top of the pyramid
04:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and hurry the fuck up
04:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry
04:12:00 <megamanga> u know what would be nice, gobbi
04:12:00 <Ripsta> gobi desert
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the only one I'm finding a woman is to save up for a real doll
04:13:00 <megamanga> and then some poor sap will have to rebuild the vagina all the time
04:13:00 <Ripsta> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_Aztec_culture
04:14:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed mega *L*
04:14:00 <Ripsta> CORTES must of not believedd his eyes
04:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched a doco on SBS on guys with real dolls
04:14:00 <megamanga> http://poserorprophet.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/davecat.jpg
04:14:00 <megamanga> it had that guy yeah
04:14:00 <Ripsta> when he saw the aztecs
04:14:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty interesting
04:14:00 <Ripsta> only thing that could cure him
04:14:00 <Ripsta> was GOLD
04:15:00 <Ripsta> munipulating values
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, among others
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> *manipulating
04:15:00 <Ripsta> as soon as we done with the nukes
04:15:00 <Ripsta> we goin back
04:16:00 <Ripsta> we need the prism to detect jihadists
04:16:00 <Ripsta> and take em out
04:16:00 <Bastardly_One> the doco I saw on fetishes was awesome ... there was a guy into amputees that much he shot his own leg off to see what it felt like to be an amputee
04:16:00 <Ripsta> and let the empires have a nuke if they strong enough
04:16:00 <Ripsta> then we war
04:16:00 <megamanga> what a fuck head
04:16:00 <Ripsta> NSA is decting the fucked
04:16:00 <Ripsta> in the life
04:16:00 <Bastardly_One> then the creepy necro bitch who got sacked for being caught in the back of a hearse with a corpse
04:16:00 <Ripsta> yeh bro
04:17:00 <Ripsta> just type it in
04:17:00 <Ripsta> and send the drone
04:17:00 <megamanga> LOL
04:17:00 <Ripsta> so iran can peacefully have nukes
04:17:00 <megamanga> whats yellow and sleeps on dead beatles
04:17:00 <Ripsta> cos hey they were an empire b4
04:17:00 <megamanga> yoko ono LOLLLL
04:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yoko ono
04:17:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
04:17:00 <Ripsta> but the jihadists are geeein that little president up
04:17:00 <megamanga> fuckin saw a vid of some little kid telling the joke
04:17:00 <megamanga> i lost it
04:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:17:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386262284452.jpg
04:18:00 <Ripsta> thats what happens when you take it
04:18:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch!
04:18:00 <Ripsta> hey dont forget about the past
04:18:00 <Bastardly_One> FF7
04:18:00 <tranmuta> well well FUcking well, if it isnt Bastardly_One.
04:18:00 <Ripsta> yes its ok now
04:18:00 <Ripsta> no rules
04:19:00 <Bastardly_One> tranmuta, morning Saemon/jkl
04:19:00 <tranmuta> u old hag
04:19:00 <Ripsta> but hey
04:19:00 <Bastardly_One> The Chump in HERE!
04:19:00 <Bastardly_One> *is
04:19:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
04:19:00 <Ripsta> if you dont respect life
04:19:00 <Ripsta> if y ou dont respect the universe
04:19:00 <Ripsta> you should be sacrificed
04:20:00 <Bastardly_One> get off the drugs cunt
04:20:00 <Ripsta> when
04:20:00 <Ripsta> ?
04:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and give them to me instead
04:20:00 <Ripsta> yeh bro
04:20:00 <Ripsta> come
04:20:00 <Ripsta> i show ya the way
04:20:00 <Ripsta> s
04:20:00 <Ripsta> then do what you want
04:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm quite fine thanks
04:20:00 <Ripsta> of course
04:20:00 <Ripsta> doin great actually
04:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Wiccan so I have respect for ze universe and all that jazz
04:21:00 <Ripsta> at what you doin
04:21:00 <megamanga> im a kopimist
04:21:00 <megamanga> i believe in free information
04:21:00 <Ripsta> its intinct
04:21:00 <Ripsta> we do have instincts
04:21:00 <Bastardly_One> we used to have instincts
04:21:00 <Ripsta> beliefs is languge
04:21:00 <megamanga> now we have swag
04:21:00 <megamanga> yolo
04:22:00 <Ripsta> actions isnt
04:22:00 <Bastardly_One> back when we were mechanical like the rest of the animals on the planet
04:22:00 <Ripsta> hey thats the way it flows
04:22:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as we "evolved" enough to change our wiring to emotional instead of mechanical
04:22:00 <Ripsta> exponential complexity
04:22:00 <Ripsta> and how perfcet
04:23:00 <Ripsta> that it cannot be altered
04:23:00 <Ripsta> fuck yas
04:23:00 <Bastardly_One> watch cats and dogs, they're mechanical
04:23:00 <Ripsta> doin my head in for yous
04:23:00 <Ripsta> but this nothing
04:23:00 <Ripsta> cats
04:23:00 <Bastardly_One> look how much easier life is working on instinct/mechanical rather than emotions
04:23:00 <Ripsta> speak without lookin at you
04:23:00 <Ripsta> dogs gotta speak thru our eyes
04:24:00 <Ripsta> 1000+ words to describe feelings
04:24:00 <Bastardly_One> you do realise if cats had thumbs
04:24:00 <Ripsta> in the enlgish language
04:24:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd be their slaves
04:24:00 <Ripsta> cats are strong ass being
04:24:00 <Bastardly_One> if cats had thumbs they'd rule the world
04:24:00 <Ripsta> it was well suited
04:24:00 <Ripsta> the dna
04:25:00 <Ripsta> im speaking form nothing
04:25:00 <Ripsta> cats
04:25:00 <Ripsta> serious
04:25:00 <Ripsta> tigers should be cats
04:25:00 <Ripsta> well more of them then
04:25:00 <Bastardly_One> they are ... just big ones
04:25:00 <Ripsta> yeh they alright
04:26:00 <Ripsta> now we have em as pets wtf
04:26:00 <Ripsta> they are free to wonder
04:26:00 <Ripsta> my mate feeds a cat
04:26:00 <Ripsta> not even his
04:26:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a great pic of these tigers in a rescue centre and they put some big cardboard boxes in the enclosure
04:26:00 <Ripsta> great?
04:26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the tigers act exactly like domestic cats with boxes
04:26:00 <Ripsta> no they should be free
04:27:00 <Ripsta> and coexist
04:27:00 <Ripsta> well
04:27:00 <Ripsta> they doin well in aftica
04:27:00 <Bastardly_One> my point was they're just the same ... just a lot fucking bigger
04:27:00 <Bastardly_One> they act the same, etc
04:27:00 <Ripsta> otherside
04:27:00 <Ripsta> dayem
04:27:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo
04:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: いろいろな小さ過ぎる箱とねこ。-Many too small boxes and Maru.- (Nov 11, 2010) 2:58 - Category: Pets and Animals - 11,482,282 views - 49,467 likes (98.5%), 746 dislikes (1.5%)
04:27:00 <Ripsta> no more chatting
04:27:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
04:28:00 <Bastardly_One> watch that
04:28:00 <megamanga> have you seen that?
04:28:00 <Ripsta> watch silver back gorillas
04:28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, the pic is from that vid mega
04:28:00 <Ripsta> and observe their behaviour
04:28:00 <megamanga> i didnt see no pic
04:28:00 <Ripsta> after their size
04:28:00 <Ripsta> wtf is up with cats man
04:28:00 <Ripsta> i dont get it
04:28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the pic I was talking about
04:28:00 <megamanga> oh ok
04:28:00 <Bastardly_One> Ripsta, watch that vid mega put up
04:29:00 <Ripsta> i got it playin
04:29:00 <Bastardly_One> see? cats are cats ... no matter the size
04:29:00 <Ripsta> now that is a good clip actually
04:29:00 <Ripsta> must be japanese for sure
04:29:00 <Ripsta> on it too
04:30:00 <megamanga> LOl the thin box
04:30:00 <Ripsta> hahah
04:30:00 <Ripsta> cute
04:30:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if that wolf that escaped from the zoo in England finally got caught?
04:30:00 <megamanga> my mates cat does that with slabs
04:30:00 <megamanga> we dont even empty the box and hes in there
04:31:00 <Ripsta> over here that cat would be classified insane
04:31:00 <megamanga> all that guy does is upload vids of his cat
04:31:00 <Ripsta> and disappear
04:31:00 <Ripsta> that is normal there
04:31:00 <Ripsta> he sees life in that cat
04:31:00 <Ripsta> imagine what he feels when he's editing and filming
04:31:00 <Ripsta> not wathcin the clips he made
04:32:00 <megamanga> hes japanese, feelings are illogical
04:32:00 <Ripsta> japan has alot fo that stuff
04:32:00 <Ripsta> haha
04:32:00 <Ripsta> something man
04:32:00 <Ripsta> cartoon carachter
04:32:00 <megamanga> i cant believe im watching vids of a cat trying to get into a box at 4am
04:32:00 <Ripsta> to help someone you must sacrifice
04:32:00 <Bastardly_One> any country that has fart fetish videos ... is just not right
04:32:00 <megamanga> living the high life
04:32:00 <Ripsta> opipinman or something
04:32:00 <megamanga> isnt that brazil?
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, japan invented the fart fetish
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> well, took it to the next level
04:33:00 <megamanga> da next level shit
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> brazil is tranny land
04:33:00 <Ripsta> should of let the japanese retake the americas
04:33:00 <Ripsta> nah
04:33:00 <Ripsta> that was an insane joke
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear China is gonna make a moon base?
04:33:00 <Bastardly_One> to nuke anywhere on earth
04:34:00 <megamanga> he has millions of views per vid
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
04:34:00 <Ripsta> of course
04:34:00 <Ripsta> its inevitable now
04:34:00 <megamanga> didnt glorious leader plan to bring the moon back to earth
04:34:00 <Ripsta> 3 nations up there
04:34:00 <Ripsta> builtt there own
04:34:00 <Ripsta> china russia us
04:34:00 <Bastardly_One> the aliens are gonna be pissed
04:34:00 <Ripsta> with their UAVs
04:35:00 <megamanga> russia is too busy pillaging antarcitca for oil
04:35:00 <Ripsta> and scary people on earth
04:35:00 <megamanga> well the arctic
04:35:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you seen the vids of their moon base maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?
04:35:00 <Ripsta> its a UFO!
04:35:00 <Ripsta> russians luaghing
04:35:00 <Ripsta> its our shit idiots
04:35:00 <Ripsta> mate the rusisans had more powerful rockets
04:35:00 <Ripsta> then the americans
04:35:00 <Ripsta> they did not realise unitl soviet dfell
04:35:00 <Ripsta> and they bought em
04:35:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Xz3NUawoM
04:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 多過ぎる箱とねこ。-Too many boxes and Maru.- (Apr 17, 2012) 2:34 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,448,873 views - 5,733 likes (95.7%), 256 dislikes (4.3%)
04:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a feeling that comes over you
04:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin' inside beehhh
04:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
04:36:00 <Ripsta> us wanted to go to thmoon
04:36:00 <Ripsta> next race
04:36:00 <Ripsta> but they new what was needed was too dangerous
04:36:00 <Ripsta> to send soemthign therte and back
04:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> boy got an arsehole wide enough carry sundries across the plain
04:36:00 <Ripsta> russia had that shit aleady
04:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup rips
04:36:00 <Ripsta> RACE
04:36:00 <Ripsta> WARS
04:36:00 <Ripsta> FUCK EM
04:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> how u feel
04:36:00 <Ripsta> normal
04:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> china owning america?
04:36:00 <Ripsta> but troubled
04:37:00 <Ripsta> nah just lending
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> way they bought in was smart
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
04:37:00 <Ripsta> i give you money to borrow
04:37:00 <Ripsta> I OWN YOU
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and usa wants to cancel the debt
04:37:00 <Ripsta> china wouldnt even let their poeople ACT ON THAT
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> way to start war
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> not Total War
04:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit will happen because of Israel
04:37:00 <Ripsta> chinese people put their soveirenty over their owns lives
04:37:00 <Ripsta> and expect taiwan and hk to unite again
04:38:00 <Ripsta> with some us and uk jets
04:38:00 <Ripsta> in the garage
04:38:00 <Ripsta> wtf
04:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> look
04:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> how it is
04:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i um
04:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> am thinking of doing something very very wrong
04:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> because I think this guy has my silver ring I got from Cambodia
04:38:00 <Ripsta> iran
04:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> paranoid he's lying
04:38:00 <Ripsta> is more important than israel
04:39:00 <tranmuta> india is the sleeping giant man
04:39:00 <tranmuta> its population is gona surpass china
04:39:00 <Ripsta> india is old school
04:39:00 <megamanga> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HEAVY-RUBBER-buttplug-G-string-Mens-/291029266575?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item43c2b2308f
04:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> israel is like, afraid of lightening..
04:39:00 <Ripsta> always sticking their roots
04:39:00 <tranmuta> its already a nuclear power
04:39:00 <Ripsta> the hindu
04:39:00 <tranmuta> if theres gona be a world war
04:39:00 <Ripsta> after centureis of bnritish andilsam
04:39:00 <Ripsta> occupation
04:39:00 <tranmuta> i would place my bets on india
04:39:00 <Ripsta> STICK TO YA SOVERINTY
04:39:00 <Ripsta> HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT
04:39:00 <Ripsta> if you dont respect that
04:39:00 <Ripsta> you should be sacrificed
04:40:00 <Ripsta> wihtout know the cause
04:40:00 <Ripsta> lulz
04:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> my lover said she would marry only me
04:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> but Jove himself could not make her care
04:40:00 <Ripsta> or play along
04:40:00 <tranmuta> by she you mean he
04:40:00 <megamanga> dude i have no idea what the fuck you guys are on about
04:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> for what women say to lovers you'll agree
04:40:00 <Ripsta> and act like jihadists
04:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> one writes, on running water or on air.
04:40:00 <Ripsta> nsa will send a dron eon ya assses
04:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
04:40:00 <Ripsta> kamis
04:40:00 <Ripsta> jihads
04:40:00 <Ripsta> whats next
04:40:00 <Ripsta> i wonder whats next
04:41:00 <Ripsta> africans
04:41:00 <Ripsta> ?
04:41:00 <Ripsta> atheists
04:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wandered for a min
04:41:00 <Ripsta> naw too intelligent
04:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and now I'd like you to shut up
04:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> rips i am so glad ur back bro
04:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:41:00 <Bastardly_One> as you're waffling shit
04:41:00 <Ripsta> whys that?
04:41:00 <Ripsta> heheh nah
04:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> u get bored of real life?
04:41:00 <Ripsta> thanks man
04:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bro :P
04:41:00 <Ripsta> that is what i needed to hear
04:42:00 <Ripsta> i feel peace
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay
04:42:00 <megamanga> soldering shit at 4:40am isnt normal, but on coffee it is
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> just
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> megamanga
04:42:00 <Ripsta> boredem
04:42:00 <BlackDevil> Pandas gets me horny
04:42:00 <Ripsta> is kiling me
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> has been pming me heaps lately wanting to make anime porn
04:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why my pen needs a pad as my rhyme's on the rag
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil babe shhhh
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S
04:42:00 <megamanga> what are you on about
04:42:00 <Ripsta> dragon warrior
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> *hides behind ur penis*
04:42:00 <Ripsta> panda
04:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha yo
04:43:00 <Ripsta> yin yang skin
04:43:00 <Ripsta> colour
04:43:00 <Ripsta> pandas
04:43:00 <Ripsta> high on leafs
04:43:00 <Ripsta> koala
04:43:00 <Ripsta> harsh
04:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
04:43:00 <Ripsta> lulz
04:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
04:43:00 <Ripsta> yoyuyyo
04:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like matchmaker
04:43:00 <Ripsta> talk talk
04:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause my mate n his gf broke up earlier
04:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> last nite
04:43:00 <Ripsta> oh nos
04:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i jump on fone
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hook em back up
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
04:44:00 <Ripsta> no way
04:44:00 <Ripsta> lulz
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> actin like nothin happened haha
04:44:00 <Ripsta> ur alright
04:44:00 <Ripsta> lucky
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bro
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> someone by my GT6 today
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta care uno
04:44:00 <Ripsta> both hooked up
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
04:44:00 <Ripsta> gotta take care of both parties
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't until I move ... damn it
04:44:00 <Ripsta> my mouth is dry from typing
04:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel bad now bro
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> buy *me GT6 even
04:45:00 <Ripsta> always happens when im off my head
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause im sposed to see one my best mates on satdy
04:45:00 <Ripsta> when im actually slowing down my thoughts
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but this chick ive liked for ages wants to come over
04:45:00 <Ripsta> for the fucken keyboard
04:45:00 <megamanga> bum gravy is flowing in this channel
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so im goin for her instead
04:45:00 <Ripsta> da duck
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> can see him anytime
04:45:00 <Ripsta> like im in a car with a nother kook
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno?
04:45:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed mega
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh i didnt tinypic her
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec
04:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> laptop crashed
04:46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh noes! a cam whore I know is retiring!
04:46:00 <Bastardly_One> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
04:46:00 <Ripsta> you want access
04:46:00 <Ripsta> gotta show you want it
04:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
04:46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I got access ... I'm a bouncer in her room
04:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you make one stupid joke
04:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
04:46:00 <Ripsta> male female smae thign
04:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup bro
04:47:00 <Bastardly_One> the ceiling
04:47:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
04:47:00 <Ripsta> but can she bounce you?
04:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://i44.tinypic.com/sqh0rl.jpg
04:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> her
04:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ripsta
04:47:00 <Ripsta> ir so
04:47:00 <Ripsta> happy endins
04:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally shes into me lol
04:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> taken over a fkn yr
04:47:00 <Ripsta> she looks like she has it in her
04:47:00 <megamanga> i just tagged it as yoloswag
04:47:00 <megamanga> am i cool yet
04:47:00 <Ripsta> to become the queen
04:48:00 <Ripsta> but you have not yet seen even ONE GIRL
04:48:00 <megamanga> LOLLL it worked
04:48:00 <megamanga> load that image again
04:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha ye she took that for me earlier
04:48:00 <Bastardly_One> she's coming over for drugs or whatever
04:48:00 <Ripsta> in the world that you want
04:48:00 <Bastardly_One> not for you
04:48:00 <Bastardly_One> she's coming for what she can get
04:48:00 <Ripsta> i say that for everty man
04:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah Bastardly_One
04:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause ur dreams are full of being bisexual and watching me fuck
04:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
04:49:00 <Ripsta> the gays do their thing
04:49:00 <Ripsta> for the ladies
04:49:00 <Bastardly_One> show me a pic of yourself
04:49:00 <Ripsta> given them a hand
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> of me?
04:49:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> u want to bat over?
04:49:00 <Ripsta> but the lesbians
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have a new one
04:49:00 <Ripsta> trippers
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont pic myself im not obsessed
04:49:00 <Bastardly_One> no, to prove she's coming over for what she can get
04:49:00 <Ripsta> jihadists
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> well um
04:49:00 <Ripsta> lesbians is next
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> on sat
04:49:00 <Ripsta> lulz
04:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill take a pic of us
04:49:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck though
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i just wont show u
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ill show Ripsta
04:50:00 <Ripsta> next album
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> now suck my dick.
04:50:00 <Ripsta> k then i show you the albums
04:50:00 <Ripsta> take you for a ride
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha kk bro
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ride means death dont it..
04:50:00 <Ripsta> journey thru sound
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
04:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that
04:51:00 <Bastardly_One> megamanga
04:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> from when
04:51:00 <megamanga> yes
04:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> 93
04:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> to now?
04:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I never sound like this no matter how wasted I am do I?
04:51:00 <Bastardly_One> please tell me I don't
04:51:00 <megamanga> not really
04:51:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck!
04:52:00 <Bastardly_One> one good thing about moving in a way
04:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally get to use my surround sound again after years
04:52:00 <megamanga> nek minit broken
04:52:00 <Bastardly_One> best 80 spent ever
04:52:00 <Ripsta> fuck yeh
04:52:00 <Ripsta> i love my amp
04:52:00 <Bastardly_One> logitech ones
04:52:00 <Ripsta> i got a yamaha sterio
04:52:00 <Ripsta> analogue
04:52:00 <Ripsta> with 3ways on both sides
04:53:00 <Ripsta> for my pc
04:53:00 <Ripsta> tunes
04:53:00 <megamanga> studio monitors here *wraps scarf around neck*
04:53:00 <Ripsta> got the analouge rockin the big ones
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> nice mega ... I need the same eventually
04:53:00 <Ripsta> it was stolen
04:53:00 <Ripsta> and i somehjow
04:53:00 <Bastardly_One> especially considering I make my own shit
04:53:00 <Ripsta> got it now
04:53:00 <Ripsta> the basslines
04:54:00 <Ripsta> and mids
04:54:00 <Ripsta> and highs
04:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like a middle age deadmau5 wanna be
04:54:00 <Ripsta> always adjust for the albums playing
04:54:00 <megamanga> i just like sq
04:54:00 <Ripsta> GOTTA EQ
04:54:00 <Ripsta> EQUALIZER
04:54:00 <megamanga> you want it flat ripsta...
04:54:00 <Ripsta> http://haggis.tumblr.com/post/8744770242/probably-the-best-itunes-eq-setting-ive-found
04:54:00 <Ripsta> or
04:54:00 <Ripsta> http://extrafuture.com/2013/03/11/perfect-itunes-eq-setting-revised/
04:55:00 <Ripsta> thats just for ya ipods
04:55:00 <Ripsta> pre tuned settings
04:55:00 <Ripsta> for ya own ears
04:55:00 <megamanga> ... back to rustling jimmies
04:56:00 <Ripsta> you want what the equipment wants
04:56:00 <Ripsta> not a digital
04:56:00 <Ripsta> wateva
04:57:00 <megamanga> no i want a flat frequency response
04:57:00 <megamanga> but yes, whatever
04:57:00 <Ripsta> you want a sine wave like they do
04:57:00 <Ripsta> wen they bleep ppl
04:57:00 <Ripsta> naw
04:57:00 <Ripsta> irrelavent
04:57:00 <Ripsta> sorry
04:57:00 <Ripsta> psychosis
04:57:00 <Ripsta> dont worry imokl
04:57:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1386268076996.jpg
04:57:00 <Ripsta> you say somethign
04:57:00 <Ripsta> i sadi something
04:57:00 <Bastardly_One> stop typing!
04:57:00 <Ripsta> thats all
04:58:00 <Ripsta> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWEN-_Hk6E
04:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Requiem for a Dream Remix (GMS - Juice) (Jun 29, 2008) 6:29 - Category: Music - 396,468 views - 1,180 likes (97.3%), 33 dislikes (2.7%)
04:58:00 <Ripsta> EQ that
04:58:00 <Ripsta> MAN ON FIRE
04:58:00 <Ripsta> RAVE SCENE
04:59:00 <Ripsta> got that track playing
04:59:00 <megamanga> you should run a square wave through your speakers
04:59:00 <Ripsta> the latins like the psychedelicv
04:59:00 <Ripsta> too
04:59:00 <megamanga> i hear its awesome
04:59:00 <Ripsta> its psyched
04:59:00 <Ripsta> its sensory perception
04:59:00 <Ripsta> denzel
04:59:00 <Ripsta> his laugh in training day
04:59:00 <Ripsta> mad kunt
05:00:00 <Ripsta> caution only play on prople sound system
05:00:00 <Ripsta> cause irregular spastics reactions
05:00:00 <Ripsta> if not
05:00:00 <Ripsta> you know im serious and jokng
05:01:00 <Ripsta> i can play requien for a dream on piano
05:01:00 <Ripsta> without sheet music
05:01:00 <Ripsta> the chords get hectic onafter 2mins
05:01:00 <Ripsta> proper advanced version
05:01:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0x8a6OsbQ there u go
05:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Protoculture - Talisman (Original Mix) (Nov 4, 2013) 6:46 - Category: Entertainment - 30,956 views - 851 likes (96.4%), 32 dislikes (3.6%)
05:01:00 <Ripsta> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6SAuHY9HOs
05:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Requiem For A Dream on Grand Piano (Feb 24, 2007) 1:54 - Category: Music - 6,099,839 views - 34,332 likes (97.1%), 1,039 dislikes (2.9%)
05:01:00 <Ripsta> simple one
05:02:00 <Ripsta> now days its all about the coin
05:02:00 <Ripsta> qualtity is gone
05:02:00 <Ripsta> FLACS and CDS are gone
05:02:00 <Ripsta> boys and girls
05:02:00 <Ripsta> MP3
05:02:00 <Ripsta> god dayem
05:02:00 <Ripsta> fracking
05:02:00 <Ripsta> bail outs
05:02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov5lizsqJis
05:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 ft. Chris James - The Veldt (Original Mix) [The Veldt EP] (Jun 22, 2012) 11:33 - Category: Music - 370,519 views - 2,362 likes (98.1%), 46 dislikes (1.9%)
05:02:00 <Ripsta> what a fucken system
05:03:00 <johninja> i use AAC (mp4)
05:03:00 <Ripsta> but hey
05:03:00 <Ripsta> at least he was true about somethign
05:03:00 <Ripsta> his siri
05:03:00 <Ripsta> voice recognition
05:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> boobs
05:03:00 <Ripsta> siri is his idealogy
05:03:00 <Ripsta> what was b4 was just evolution
05:04:00 <Ripsta> NOW we got what extrea
05:04:00 <Ripsta> FINGERPRINT
05:04:00 <Ripsta> scanner
05:04:00 <Ripsta> wtf
05:04:00 <Ripsta> fuck it
05:04:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way mega ... that song I linked sounds amazing on studio monitiors
05:04:00 <Ripsta> i go deep
05:04:00 <megamanga> ill give it a go
05:04:00 <Ripsta> but havent reached the deepest yet
05:04:00 <megamanga> but people are sleeping lol
05:04:00 <Ripsta> thats when i win
05:05:00 <Ripsta> aint gonna sacrifice me
05:05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the beauty of deadmau5 ... such a good producer that his stuff sounds great on shitty speakers and amazing on decent ones
05:05:00 <Ripsta> bloody physicalities
05:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and uber amazing on quality speakers
05:05:00 <megamanga> arent his live sets pre recorded?
05:05:00 <Ripsta> cant handle the mentalities
05:06:00 <Ripsta> the fundamentals
05:06:00 <Ripsta> where the flacs at?
05:06:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, but he manually does the bits if you get what I mean
05:06:00 <megamanga> these are only cheap monitors
05:06:00 <Ripsta> the original rips
05:06:00 <megamanga> mates got 2000 dollar focals tho
05:06:00 <Ripsta> the mastered versions
05:06:00 <megamanga> dat fidelity
05:06:00 <Ripsta> on a system
05:06:00 <Ripsta> god dammit
05:07:00 <Ripsta> thank you god dammit
05:07:00 <megamanga> thank you based god
05:07:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, he loads his set up onto his lappy ... and presses all da buttons and crap during a set
05:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya what i mean in a sec
05:07:00 <megamanga> nah i get it
05:07:00 <Ripsta> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNZBSZD16cY
05:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beatbox Brilliance: Tom Thum at TEDxSydney (Jul 8, 2013) 11:39 - Category: Music - 8,858,167 views - 125,748 likes (98.5%), 1,875 dislikes (1.5%)
05:07:00 <Ripsta> here take this journey
05:07:00 <Ripsta> its worth iut
05:07:00 <Ripsta> WATCH WATCH
05:07:00 <megamanga> i dont wanna keep stopping joey badass
05:08:00 <Bastardly_One> look where the set is ... and he's not american
05:08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9zUT-LdsdQ
05:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Live @ Made in America Festival, Philadelphia, USA [2013/08/31] (Full HD Set) (Aug 31, 2013) 01:05:49 - Category: Music - 167,969 views - 1,774 likes (98.9%), 20 dislikes (1.1%)
05:08:00 <Ripsta> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNZBSZD16cY
05:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beatbox Brilliance: Tom Thum at TEDxSydney (Jul 8, 2013) 11:39 - Category: Music - 8,858,167 views - 125,748 likes (98.5%), 1,875 dislikes (1.5%)
05:08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fucking CANADIAN
05:08:00 <megamanga> have you seen the chemical brothers movie?
05:08:00 <megamanga> its fuckin amazing
05:08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
05:08:00 <Bastardly_One> but that set is too
05:08:00 <megamanga> went cinema to watch it
05:09:00 <Bastardly_One> check out the start and you'll see how he works ... the first track has a nice groove
05:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:09:00 <megamanga> ill give it a go
05:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> im seein a french movie
05:09:00 <megamanga> i skipped into it
05:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> on christmas
05:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit mum
05:09:00 <megamanga> i wanna take mum to see machete kills LOL
05:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit of a deadmau5 freak and that set is good
05:10:00 <megamanga> hardcore hard dance dnb neurofunk etc is what i generally listen to
05:10:00 <Bastardly_One> would be fucking hard being on that delay he has through that mau5 head
05:11:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a one second delay with the head
05:11:00 <Bastardly_One> so he has to think out of synch with the song ... that'd be hard work
05:12:00 <megamanga> he could like not wear the mask lol
05:13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's his gimmick ... he has one that is led that probably comes out later in the set ... but these days he gets over it and takes it off half way through a set
05:13:00 <Bastardly_One> trivia ... he got the name deadmau5 being online
05:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and found a dead mouse in his computer
05:13:00 <megamanga> yeah i know
05:13:00 <megamanga> he found a dead mouse inb his computer
05:13:00 <Bastardly_One> loser
05:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and Prof Meowingtons PhD has fAIDS
05:14:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's got a poofter cat
05:14:00 <megamanga> LOL
05:14:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeU08JfCnCA this is probably the weirdest cunt ive seen play
05:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharmacy END OF AN ERA DVD trailer4 [Melbourne Shuffler] Yoji Biomehanika.mov (Oct 13, 2010) 1:07 - Category: Music - 1,473 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:15:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't mind seeing him in March but not having to put up with the crowd
05:16:00 <megamanga> or maybe not
05:17:00 <megamanga> proteus was
05:17:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0t3NCb_og
05:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Proteus @ Pharmacy Back In Black Melbourne 12 October 2012 - Torturing act (Oct 13, 2012) 3:03 - Category: Music - 205 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:18:00 <megamanga> weird cunt ^
05:19:00 <megamanga> speaking of weird
05:20:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:21:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain us forks
05:27:00 <megamanga> hrm
05:28:00 <fawks> rude megamanga
05:29:00 <megamanga> how
05:29:00 <megamanga> im always polite >.>
05:29:00 <fawks> oh yeah
05:29:00 <fawks> real gentleman
05:29:00 <fawks> ffs
05:29:00 <fawks> I need more sleep
05:29:00 <fawks> I keep waking up
05:29:00 <fawks> kcivu usalendldkdlsns dd
05:33:00 <megamanga> least youve slept
05:34:00 <fawks> yeah three hours on n off
05:34:00 <fawks> m
05:34:00 <fawks> mad
05:34:00 <megamanga> i havent slept since mmm 3pm
05:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I went for a nap ... about 8pm ... got up whenever I got here
05:36:00 <megamanga> drag racing today yewwwww
05:36:00 <fawks> are you at work megamanga
05:36:00 <megamanga> nope
05:36:00 <megamanga> i just did 6 days straight
05:37:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know a steve rose?
05:37:00 <megamanga> should i
05:37:00 <Bastardly_One> if you go to the street drags you might
05:37:00 <megamanga> i dont go often coz of work
05:37:00 <Bastardly_One> just as well you don't really ... bit of a scumbag
05:37:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
05:38:00 <megamanga> that and by the time the woman gets ready the racing is over
05:38:00 <megamanga> i mean
05:38:00 <megamanga> ...
05:40:00 <William> watching a movie in bed helps to sleep
05:40:00 <William> just watched 12 monkeys
05:40:00 <megamanga> i'll just ask beeh how he is when he's on next, that should send me to sleep
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> or Chris
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> except I think he's perm banned again
05:41:00 <Bastardly_One> better still ask Piet
05:43:00 <megamanga> ugh id rather not
05:44:00 <megamanga> ill just survive on turkish coffee today
05:44:00 <fawks> if you're not at work why aren't you asleep!
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose it's too early to use the deep fryer
05:44:00 <megamanga> never too early
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> *has the munchies*
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> feel like a pluto dog thing
05:44:00 <megamanga> a wut
05:44:00 <megamanga> battered sav?
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> NQR sell 'em in in packs of 4 ...
05:44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> or some potato cakes
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> my stomach must adore me
05:45:00 <megamanga> i could probably make a kebab
05:45:00 <megamanga> got some lamb left over from the roast
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> the can I be fucked factor comes in though
05:46:00 <megamanga> breakfast kebabs are gods gift
05:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea what I want yet other than I'm hungry so I'll ignore it for now
05:48:00 <megamanga> suddenly potatoes everywhere
06:01:00 <Bastardly_One> Steven M. Bellovin, a computer science professor at Columbia, uncovered a startling fact. The launch code for all U.S. Minuteman nuclear missiles for 20 years used the same code: 00000000. Bellovin discovered this after finding a 2004 paper by Dr. Bruce G. Blair, a former Air Force officer who manned Minuteman silos.
06:03:00 <megamanga> security doin it right
06:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> any nice insight?
06:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're all up so early
06:05:00 <megamanga> i should poo
06:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> thz
06:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> sharing
06:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> czb i sniff
06:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
06:08:00 <Bastardly_One> that sun is
06:08:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
06:08:00 <Bastardly_One> bright
06:10:00 <megamanga> everybody look at the moon, everybody look at the moon
06:12:00 <PandasDontDrive> not bright here yet bro
06:12:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate asleep on couch n im watchin my fav movie lol
06:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn beagle the drunk fuck
06:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> msging me bitching about british meat
06:23:00 <megamanga> i could go a big fat titty about now
06:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
06:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant find two rings
06:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i always misplace shit
06:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf sleeping
06:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon megamanga
06:34:00 <megamanga> u reckon what
06:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon
06:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> if rebekah comes over sat
06:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> stays
06:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill put my cam on in my room
06:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> even thouogh this is the one chick i wana date
06:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> can still be a cunt right?
06:36:00 <megamanga> why bother
06:37:00 <megamanga> ask her for a happy ending man
06:41:00 <megamanga> dont cam her
06:41:00 <megamanga> thats weird and something beeh would do
06:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
06:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wants to date me
06:41:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386236314914.jpg
06:41:00 <megamanga> thats beeh
06:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think datin is weird
06:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
06:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> casual better lolol
06:48:00 <Bastardly_One> you're assured not to get any now
06:48:00 <Bastardly_One> you're thinking too much on it
06:49:00 <Bastardly_One> only happens when you expect nothing IMO
06:49:00 <megamanga> man i totally forgot about this chocolate block
06:49:00 <megamanga> its shaped like a dalek
06:51:00 <megamanga> fuck you i thoughtit was cool
06:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
06:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
06:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only u could see the chick i finally will over on sat
06:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> u would suck my dick.
06:56:00 <Bastardly_One> we saw her before
06:56:00 <megamanga> ^
06:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh did we
06:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and?
06:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and what?
06:56:00 <megamanga> i even facebook stalked her
06:56:00 <megamanga> u should hit that poon
06:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the man with the big words bro
06:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm the one that banged a stripper last nite
06:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's ur penis goin'?
06:57:00 <Bastardly_One> then you woke up with your hand on your dick right?
06:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
06:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i actually like waking up with my hand on ahardy
06:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> just cause u cant get shit
06:58:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386273397598.gif
06:58:00 <Bastardly_One> so many lines, so little time
06:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> is this why ur so cut all the time mate
06:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah mate
06:58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mega
06:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> little dick u got, like picard
06:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no personality
06:59:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZa_5k937hg
06:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matt Mclean: big dick playa (Mar 24, 2011) 0:10 - Category: People and Blogs - 26,246 views - 69 likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
06:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the kinda cunt that wouldnt have heart if it came in a can.
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> totally wrong actually
06:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> diss me because I get laid
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the law of the world though
06:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
06:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> old fuck
07:00:00 <Bastardly_One> think too hard on something and it never happens
07:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> u r old right
07:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all know ur fkn old
07:00:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point? I'm old
07:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> still get it up bro
07:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
07:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet u struggle
07:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a hardy
07:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, fine thanks ... bet I don't
07:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet u do
07:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> even Picard and his tiny finger-dick
07:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> more action than u ay
07:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> old man
07:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what i like Bastardly_One
07:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> being 31
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> you honestly seem to think that affects me
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> n girls thinking i look 25
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> it does
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and act 15
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt say so otherwise
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> must hurt
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im giving back the shit u gave me
07:02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're sadly mistaken ... couldn't care less but you keep on believing that
07:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> so level with it
07:03:00 <megamanga> http://ifitnessstudio.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Beat-mode.jpg this is why i dont shave
07:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> mister maturity
07:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn poofterchook
07:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ssozz megamanga
07:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just dont like this cunt
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> morning druidess :)
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww ... poor baby
07:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> li8ke druidess wants to talk to u
07:04:00 <druidess> hey bastard:)
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just be more active then if it annoys you
07:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
07:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> newbie
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> watch out ... pandas has his rags on druidess
07:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> kiss my dick
07:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> newbie ... wow, cutting stuff
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> giving u the shit u give me
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> go to sleep
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u think ur mates arounod irc
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> oohh ahh
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> you call this giving shit? you're failing
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea now u have to defend urself
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck at it
07:05:00 <megamanga> i wish jaycar would hurry up and open
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
07:05:00 <megamanga> i need to get my nerd on
07:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> just
07:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> get betwix my legs
07:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and smd
07:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
07:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup sarah
07:06:00 <druidess> nm hows u
07:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea wicked
07:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> pullin allnigther
07:08:00 <fawks> hi deuit
07:08:00 <druidess> hey faux
07:08:00 <fawks> druiy*
07:08:00 <fawks> lol
07:08:00 <fawks> mad typing
07:08:00 <druidess> lol
07:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> whut rips was banned?
07:08:00 <fawks> how are ya
07:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;p;
07:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:09:00 <druidess> good its friday:)
07:09:00 <fawks> wee
07:09:00 <fawks> !
07:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> get notice?
07:09:00 <megamanga> 4 days off if only i got paid
07:10:00 <fawks> ugh
07:10:00 <fawks> I held my pee in too long and then finally peed and now my bladder is killing me pmg lol
07:10:00 <fawks> I was too lazy to get out of bed
07:10:00 <fawks> dickhead
07:11:00 <megamanga> mah dik
07:11:00 <fawks> what about it
07:12:00 <megamanga> i can balance my full weight on it
07:12:00 <fawks> lmao
07:12:00 <fawks> omg pain
07:13:00 <megamanga> hrm, to sleep or wait till shops open
07:14:00 <fawks> what time they open
07:14:00 <megamanga> 9
07:14:00 <fawks> do you need the shoos
07:14:00 <fawks> shops
07:14:00 <megamanga> if i sleep ill miss them lol
07:14:00 <megamanga> ill wake up at 6 or some shit
07:15:00 <fawks> write a list for your mrs lol
07:15:00 <fawks> and sleep.
07:15:00 <megamanga> its for her bday well part of it
07:15:00 <megamanga> and she works all day
07:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a good and bad thing about the country though innit?
07:15:00 <fawks> ok well stay awake you jerk
07:15:00 <fawks> then come home and sleep
07:15:00 <megamanga> dont call me a jerk, jerk
07:15:00 <fawks> dont miss her beat!
07:15:00 <fawks> bsay*
07:15:00 <fawks> bday ffs
07:15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's easy to get around ... like takes an hour or so ... but if you're bored you cruise the entire city in an hour
07:16:00 <megamanga> dat small cbd
07:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you two will appreciate this ... unfortunate name combinations ... http://imgur.com/a/f8Vql
07:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Hardy-Harr
07:17:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:17:00 <megamanga> wang holder lol
07:18:00 <fawks> the best thing about ballarat is doodle :')
07:18:00 <fawks> and Crip
07:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well TheRon and I suck
07:18:00 <Bastardly_One> evens out
07:19:00 <Bastardly_One> doodle lives about about 10 mins from me
07:19:00 <Bastardly_One> never met him once (that I know of)
07:19:00 <megamanga> you all lookthe same, whiteys
07:19:00 <megamanga> ahurrrr
07:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm paranoid of every second stoner at the supermarket or fish n chip shop though
07:20:00 <Bastardly_One> "what if that's doodle and he tells irc I'm lookin' like this?"
07:20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:20:00 <megamanga> why are you worried, they're all like DAMN IM FUCKIN HUNGRY
07:21:00 <Bastardly_One> supermarket wise they're seeing what they get fit down their trackies
07:21:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's another story
07:21:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/ani/src/1385499901536.jpg
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> dogs apparently see the world a bit surreal anyway
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd fuck 'em for good
07:22:00 <megamanga> why do you think they're so happy
07:22:00 <megamanga> when i get to mrs house we're going to dress her whippet up in a suit LOL
07:23:00 <Bastardly_One> poor whippet
07:23:00 <megamanga> he loves it
07:23:00 <Bastardly_One> he puts up with it more like
07:23:00 <megamanga> nah he loves the attention
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a greyhound trainer ... whippets I've had a lot to do with and they're annoying little sooks
07:24:00 <megamanga> this one just sits with you
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there is that ... the attention
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww
07:24:00 <megamanga> thats about it
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the type
07:24:00 <megamanga> what a dog should do
07:24:00 <megamanga> not yap at dumb shit
07:25:00 <Bastardly_One> only time the sook here barks is when he wants to come inside because he thinks it's night time
07:25:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb arse bull terrier ... will kind of miss his stupidity when I move
07:25:00 <Bastardly_One> gotten used to him
07:26:00 <megamanga> steal him
07:26:00 <megamanga> he's small enough
07:26:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit ... big arse fucker ... they're short but they're not small
07:27:00 <Bastardly_One> slanty eyed dumb arse ugly buggers
07:27:00 <megamanga> well roll him away then
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they can keep the smelly, sooky, snoring, farting machine
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> besides, you know how dogs, if they continue to chase their tail it's a sign they're a bit dippy?
07:29:00 <Bastardly_One> he does that ... at 6
07:29:00 <megamanga> dogs aren't that smart to begin with
07:30:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed ... dogs need to be taught how to behave
07:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the other chat ... I got a message off someone's submissive asking if I've seen him the last few days. "Oh, he got GTA V he's been on the PS3 since Tues"
07:39:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think she was too impressed but that fucking game ... at first it's an obsession
07:39:00 <Bastardly_One> been there, done that
07:39:00 <megamanga> i didnt get obsessed with it
07:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think most people did
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> especially the online part ... that's the thing in hindsight I wish I limited
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm level 43 with no interest left now
07:43:00 <megamanga> i havent even been online properly
07:43:00 <megamanga> no xbox live
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ...
07:44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, for some reason Rockstar can't get it totally right
07:44:00 <megamanga> nobody can
07:44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's good if you've a couple of mates
07:44:00 <megamanga> maybe ill get a 30 day
07:44:00 <Bastardly_One> or find some good randoms ... but ... I dunno
07:44:00 <megamanga> there should have been a 15 day trial with the xbox
07:44:00 <Bastardly_One> the GTA demographic attracts fuckheads
07:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only way I can explain the online component
07:46:00 <megamanga> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Xboxlivecodesnowcom/284629368314997 seems legit
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> PandasDontDrive
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> stop crying
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> and give mega some hax
07:47:00 <Bastardly_One> Paul Walker was not killed on impact but was burned alive in the Porsche GT that crashed after hitting a light pole on Saturday, the Los Angeles County Coroner's report has found.
07:48:00 <Bastardly_One> The finding comes as new CCTV footage recorded near the crash reveals that the fire that ultimately killed the 40-year-old Hollywood actor did not start until one minute after the impact.
07:48:00 <megamanga> owned
07:48:00 <megamanga> i guess he had a danger to the manifold
07:49:00 <megamanga> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *puts on shades*
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theonion.com/articles/grisly-remains-of-15-hobbits-discovered-in-peter-j,34754/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
07:52:00 <megamanga> filthy hobbitses
07:52:00 <Bastardly_One> the new one comes out on boxing day
07:52:00 <megamanga> fuck
07:52:00 <megamanga> im working wah
07:52:00 <megamanga> dolla dolla bill
07:55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
07:55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theonion.com/video/slowwitted-conspiracy-theorist-convinced-governmen,34750/
07:55:00 <megamanga> ....
07:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... reminds me of a lot of people in here
07:56:00 <megamanga> that tripped out guy was similar
07:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ciuscius
07:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit egg
07:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dope
07:57:00 <megamanga> fuck i forgot i dl'd a cheesy trijo movie
07:57:00 <megamanga> dead in tombstone
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, back to GTA V for a sec
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I finished the main story the other day
07:59:00 <megamanga> i cant do the final robbery
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> at only 75 % or something
07:59:00 <megamanga> it just wont let me get to it
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> well, shit
08:00:00 <megamanga> i have to do something i dunno what though
08:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what i forgot
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme think
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> fire truck
08:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> chick in my bed
08:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmmmmmmmmm
08:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> *gone* lol
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> shit I forget
08:00:00 <megamanga> maybe ive hit a glitch
08:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> cous cous4EVA
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> want the wiki?
08:01:00 <megamanga> ill read it when im at mrs house
08:01:00 <megamanga> no point at home
08:01:00 <megamanga> i did enjoy the hipster rampage though
08:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I loved that
08:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I enjoyed the stoned missions
08:01:00 <Bastardly_One> the clowns ... awesome
08:01:00 <megamanga> that was fucked
08:02:00 <megamanga> u can keep doing that clown one
08:02:00 <Bastardly_One> write this down
08:02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://au.ign.com/wikis/gta-5
08:02:00 <megamanga> cheers mang
08:03:00 <megamanga> itll sync with my phone if i put it in faves
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> annoys me that I've completed the story line but not got 100 percent
08:03:00 <megamanga> all the side missions
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> not just those either
08:03:00 <megamanga> and finding the fugitives that arent on the map
08:04:00 <Bastardly_One> but activities and random events
08:04:00 <megamanga> and the random events
08:04:00 <megamanga> ye
08:04:00 <Bastardly_One> 42 of 59 pastimes
08:04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me dead!
08:05:00 <megamanga> theyre mostly shit anyway
08:05:00 <megamanga> ive made hardly any money either
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and things like get a hooker
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> dial a booty call
08:06:00 <Bastardly_One> you get that after you take home a stripper
08:06:00 <megamanga> i got the stripper to go home with me but my car disappeared
08:06:00 <megamanga> fkn bs
08:06:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
08:06:00 <Bastardly_One> simba ran over his
08:06:00 <megamanga> lolll
08:06:00 <Bastardly_One> mine sent me rude pics
08:06:00 <Bastardly_One> dirty fucking whore!
08:06:00 <megamanga> can they do that
08:06:00 <megamanga> thats sick
08:07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:07:00 <megamanga> i gotta steal a tank, havent done that yet
08:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder which ending you'll go for though
08:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah actually thanks for the idea
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an online mission of stealing something from fort whatschamacallit
08:08:00 <megamanga> theres a blimp
08:08:00 <megamanga> whre the fuck do u get that
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I could practice that online
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you get that blimp if you pre-ordered
08:08:00 <megamanga> oh
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, after the main story
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> trevor gets to hunt bigfoot
08:09:00 <megamanga> yeah thats a let down
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> if only I could be fucked
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I need the spaceship though
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna kill me
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 fucking locations
08:10:00 <megamanga> maybe ill go to mrs house and play gta5 all day lol
08:11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:11:00 <Bastardly_One> well, with that wiki and only needing to do the last job
08:11:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
08:12:00 <megamanga> afaik i only need the last job
08:12:00 <megamanga> 69%
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just looked at where they all are ... would take forever
08:16:00 <megamanga> the alien one?
08:17:00 <megamanga> loll the alien beats the shit out of you
08:19:00 <Bastardly_One> the parts for the spaceship
08:19:00 <megamanga> oh yeah
08:19:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 of the cunts
08:21:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a playboy mansion near the golf course too
08:22:00 <megamanga> with the naked chicks runing out?
08:22:00 <megamanga> yeah ive been there
08:23:00 <megamanga> put kettle on, forget to make coffee
08:25:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1386280533139.jpg
08:29:00 <shadsam> dvddrive makesa cool cigy holder...
08:50:00 <shadz> ?
08:51:00 <johninja> BREAKING NEWS: Nelson Mandela, South Africa's first black president and one of the most revered people on the planet, has died
08:52:00 <Loof> just another nigga deyed
08:56:00 <Loof> BREAKING WIND: loof just farted
09:19:00 <milk> Madiba, he done
09:27:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
09:27:00 <BlackDevil> mate
09:27:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn1.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_mq30rtq3pD1qimhp0o1_500.jpg
09:28:00 <johninja> lol
09:33:00 <BlackDevil> johninja http://i.imgur.com/04kKnzO.jpg?1
09:34:00 <johninja> lol
09:34:00 <johninja> so good you'll suck dick
09:37:00 <milk> http://www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/PorkLaiWahHeen.jpg
09:38:00 <milk> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8BGGo-KCb8A/TlcL3gqanII/AAAAAAAABgE/ncJoQM3I5HM/s1600/IMG_2740.JPG
09:39:00 <milk> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZcjUiElePA0/UmU-eNaYXQI/AAAAAAAApNY/_Wf7qxeZl4U/s1600/Imperial+Pot+Publika+1.jpg
09:53:00 <shadz> .
09:53:00 <mandyjane> .
09:53:00 <shadz> hey manys
09:53:00 <shadz> mandyz\
09:54:00 <mandyjane> Hello
09:55:00 <shadz> whats doin
09:55:00 <mandyjane> Watching spongebob lol
09:55:00 <mandyjane> Gotta catch a bus soon I think
09:56:00 <shadz> k
10:56:00 <Loof> soapy ballsack
11:04:00 <Cripla> morning all
11:16:00 <Skrotus> hilarious
11:16:00 <djinn> hey everyone, #pramwarehouse restrictions are down all flood the channel
11:16:00 <Skrotus> why?
11:17:00 <djinn> coz their all corporates in there
11:17:00 <Loof> they're
11:17:00 <djinn> abuse those high flying stuck up assholes
11:17:00 <Loof> idiot
11:17:00 <djinn> fuk u
11:17:00 <djinn> get em
11:17:00 <Skrotus> why would any company use austnet for anything serious?
11:18:00 <johninja> apparently they do
11:18:00 <Skrotus> weird
11:18:00 <djinn> ask them, but get ur say in quick
11:18:00 <djinn> they can still boot
11:18:00 <Skrotus> nah I don't care that much
11:18:00 <djinn> its the first time in 15 years ive ever got in
11:19:00 <Skrotus> this is hardly the first time services have gone down
11:19:00 <johninja> lol
11:20:00 <Skrotus> he must lead an exciting life
11:22:00 <Loof> yes he must, now back to my stamp collecting
11:25:00 <johninja> yeah very strange character
11:26:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1454608_10151758255502061_738030518_n.jpg
11:30:00 <Doodle> lol new vic plates leave themselves open for ridicule
11:30:00 <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/2zjgyom.jpg
11:30:00 <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/312brbt.jpg
11:31:00 <Skrotus> ugh
11:31:00 <Cripla> lol
11:31:00 <Doodle> oh wait i just thought of another one
11:33:00 <Doodle> http://oi43.tinypic.com/5dp46w.jpg
11:33:00 <johninja> tinypic takes like half an hour to load for me :(
11:34:00 <Doodle> i'll expect your reaction by lunch time then
11:34:00 <johninja> lol
11:34:00 <Doodle> theyre vic plates with aussie flag background
11:34:00 <Doodle> 1AAAA
11:34:00 <Doodle> 1 HOLE
11:34:00 <Doodle> 4 AZNS
11:34:00 <Doodle> 2 TAXD
11:34:00 <megamanga> wat
11:34:00 <Doodle> [11:30] <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/2zjgyom.jpg
11:34:00 <Doodle> [11:30] <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/312brbt.jpg
11:34:00 <Doodle> new vic plates
11:35:00 <Cripla> 4 lyfe
11:35:00 <johninja> <Doodle> [11:30] <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/2zjgyom.jpg
11:35:00 <johninja> <Doodle> [11:30] <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/312brbt.jpg
11:35:00 <johninja> <Doodle> new vic plates
11:35:00 <megamanga> lolll
11:35:00 <megamanga> theres a r35 gtr in melb with the plates h8tax i think
11:35:00 <Doodle> EXPLOITABLE
11:35:00 <megamanga> we tried to drag it lol
11:35:00 <Doodle> yeah theres a dude here who is a debt collector
11:35:00 <Cripla> i could have2 cars right... first one ... 2 girls
11:35:00 <Cripla> next one . 1 cup
11:35:00 <Doodle> has CREDIT on his ferrari
11:36:00 <Cripla> baababaa
11:36:00 <Doodle> and DEBIT on his bmw i think was the last one it was on
11:36:00 <megamanga> loll
11:36:00 <Doodle> hahaha
11:36:00 <aliasd> 2 TAXED -- how much to they cost? $750?
11:36:00 <Doodle> 2 GRLS
11:36:00 <Doodle> 1 CUP
11:36:00 <Doodle> $495
11:36:00 <megamanga> i<3gobi is available
11:36:00 <megamanga> i checked
11:36:00 <Doodle> I<3HEAD
11:37:00 <Doodle> i wish 4 BOATS would fit
11:37:00 <megamanga> i probably should sleep sometime today
11:37:00 <megamanga> i <3 2nut
11:38:00 <megamanga> what other horrible plates are there
11:38:00 <Doodle> 4 SKIN
11:39:00 <megamanga> HAHAHAHA
11:39:00 <Doodle> haha
11:39:00 <Cripla> im gunna roll a 1 handed scoob
11:39:00 <megamanga> on my 4 door
11:39:00 <Loof> i too have lots of ganja crip :)
11:39:00 <Loof> life is good
11:39:00 <megamanga> got called in for another 6 day working week, life is shit
11:39:00 <Cripla> mmmm
11:41:00 <doctor> yeah i don't like working
11:41:00 <megamanga> i wouldnt exactly call what i do working
11:41:00 <megamanga> but yeah
11:41:00 <megamanga> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=654807937902662
11:41:00 <doctor> not doing any work while at work is still work
11:42:00 <doctor> i mean, you could be doing other things you want to do
11:42:00 <megamanga> i pretty much do what i do any night i wasnt working anyway, go on the net and buy shit on ebay
11:44:00 <doctor> i was going to buy 2 pallets of fluro coloured paper clips as a business prospect, than realised it wasn't worth the $30 shipping
11:44:00 <megamanga> LOL
11:44:00 <megamanga> pallets really?
11:44:00 <Cripla> hahaahhaaa
11:45:00 <Loof> i was gonna buy an ounce of weed
11:45:00 <doctor> this was a few years back when I had a friend who did this kind of thing
11:45:00 <Loof> so i did
11:45:00 <doctor> ex military dude, few loose screws
11:45:00 <doctor> whole back yard for of junk he bought online
11:45:00 <johninja> lol
11:46:00 <Loof> shopping addiction is the last refuge of the slave
11:46:00 <johninja> fix Chanop BlackDevil
11:46:00 <megamanga> its not an addiction, i just never had money to buy shit before
11:46:00 <megamanga> got a lot of catching up to do :(
11:46:00 <Loof> nah i mean ppl who buy junk megamanga
11:46:00 <Loof> like the dude doctor is talking about
11:47:00 <megamanga> oh, yeah like people who have 10 cars in their front yard ?
11:47:00 <Loof> that i can understand
11:47:00 <Loof> each car you own adds 1 inch to ur penis, it's science
11:47:00 <megamanga> so i have 3 inches wow
11:47:00 <Loof> LOL!
11:54:00 <megamanga> japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids... click
11:55:00 <doctor> with the local ocean fauna?
11:59:00 <mandyjane> *peers in
12:01:00 <simba> god STFU Bastardly_One
12:01:00 <mandyjane> Not working is boring
12:01:00 <megamanga> so is working, its lose lose except one gets you paid :(
12:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba im learning about film making
12:02:00 <mandyjane> No, you
12:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello #melbourne
12:02:00 <simba> what have u learned so far
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats theres alot of resources online to help u
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> podcasts
12:03:00 <simba> so u havent learned anything yet
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> camera essentials, audio essentials, lighting essentials
12:04:00 <simba> well i hope ur the next neo
12:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> about your video presence
12:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Lol
12:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1. Developing Your On-Camera Presence
12:04:00 <megamanga> have you started doing dodgy scene transitions yet?
12:04:00 <megamanga> like making it fly across the screen
12:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> You watch simba ill make a youtube video and ill turn comments off
12:05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
12:06:00 <simba> but comments let u know what the world thinks
12:06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats why they will be turned off
12:06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
12:07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dont need to hear comments like ur a fag
12:08:00 <NeoGeo64> do they have hydros down under?
12:08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill have some of those drugs
12:08:00 <NeoGeo64> its gotta be so weird having christmas during summer
12:08:00 <simba> why
12:09:00 <NeoGeo64> because the world revolves around the USA
12:09:00 <simba> wow i didnt really think youd say what i thought youd say
12:09:00 <simba> ur shithole must be blown up cunt we all hate it
12:09:00 <NeoGeo64> lol
12:10:00 <NeoGeo64> i was being sarcastic
12:10:00 <simba> LIA
12:10:00 <NeoGeo64> LIA?
12:10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone use freeload?
12:10:00 <NeoGeo64> OH that must be that ozzie accent
12:10:00 <NeoGeo64> i dont, but alot of usa citizens freeload off the govt here
12:10:00 <NeoGeo64> obamanation
12:10:00 <megamanga> zombie nation?
12:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the goverment makes it fair for everyone
12:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> have a problem with the goverment go to the monarch
12:11:00 <Skrotus> lol
12:11:00 <megamanga> whats that?
12:11:00 <megamanga> go to the monocle?
12:11:00 <Skrotus> the queen
12:11:00 <Skrotus> she'll sort it out for you
12:11:00 <megamanga> yeah just like she sorted uk's economy
12:12:00 <megamanga> see how much gold they have, fuck
12:12:00 <Skrotus> well at very least she'll smile and wave
12:12:00 <megamanga> i can do that, what makes hers better?
12:12:00 <Skrotus> it just is okay
12:13:00 <megamanga> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=482042085237650 id rather he waved
12:13:00 <Skrotus> to be honest her wave is kind of half hearted
12:13:00 <simba> worker bees can leave. even drones can fly away. the queen is their slave
12:14:00 <megamanga> if the drones leave they die
12:14:00 <megamanga> they're retarded
12:14:00 <Skrotus> yeah
12:14:00 <Skrotus> stupid drones
12:14:00 <simba> but so does the queen
12:15:00 <Serenity> lul must b wierd havin xmas in summa
12:15:00 <megamanga> wut
12:17:00 <Serenity> im being facetious
12:17:00 <megamanga> im sleep deprived
12:27:00 <megamanga> the jmmies rustle eternal
12:34:00 <faux> omg
12:34:00 <faux> Serenity
12:34:00 <faux> wahhh
12:34:00 <faux> im up to case 3 but have no energy
12:34:00 <faux> lol
12:34:00 <Serenity> rofl!
12:34:00 <Serenity> im waiting for energy too
12:36:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=762795243733326&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
12:36:00 <faux> lol
12:46:00 <johninja> drink coffee~
12:47:00 <johninja> old fashioned street cops
12:47:00 <johninja> i think its a bit early in the day to be drunk
12:47:00 <johninja> but meh
12:48:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsPNETrXP_k
12:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OMD - History of Modern (Part II) (Oct 13, 2010) 4:13 - Category: Music - 5,369 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:49:00 <Skrotus> I don't see why time of day is such a big deal
12:49:00 <johninja> yeah i have been up since 3am
12:49:00 <johninja> fuck it
12:49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im thinking of becoming a teacher johninja
12:50:00 <johninja> what are you going to teach?
12:50:00 <johninja> IRC 101?
12:50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> technology
12:50:00 <johninja> nice
12:50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> science
12:50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maths
12:50:00 <johninja> hmm
12:50:00 <johninja> do you have a uni degree?
12:51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
12:51:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
12:51:00 <johninja> just going to wing it eh
12:51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> so far ive learnt u need a lesson plan with resources
12:52:00 <johninja> and lots of patience
12:52:00 <johninja> i mean if some crackhead can become mayor of toronto anyone can do anything man
12:52:00 <johninja> inspirational~
12:53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be president oneday
12:54:00 <johninja> i don't have any aspirations like that man
12:54:00 <johninja> desire is the root of all suffering
12:54:00 <Skrotus> president of australia?
12:54:00 <johninja> just live, be happy
12:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> of america
12:55:00 <johninja> well we could become a republic at some stage
12:55:00 <Skrotus> I think you have to be born there
12:55:00 <Skrotus> they're a bit funny about their presidents
12:55:00 <johninja> i doubt anyone will boot bill and kate out though
12:55:00 <johninja> dat ass~
12:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be president in the film i make
12:56:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna be president too
12:56:00 <Maurice> Of the Abba fan club
12:56:00 <Maurice> Its good to have dreams
12:56:00 <Skrotus> :/
12:57:00 <Skrotus> I'd like to see australia become a republic
12:57:00 <Skrotus> but I don't think most people care all that much
12:57:00 <johninja> in good time my man, in good time
12:58:00 <johninja> would you really want abbott to be in full control?
12:58:00 <johninja> me either
12:58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja can u send me a video
12:58:00 <johninja> i have pre paid internets bro
12:58:00 <johninja> so that would cost me like $8.50, i'm not sure our friendship is worth that much
12:58:00 <Skrotus> well I'd advocate for basically the same system as we have now
12:58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
12:58:00 <Skrotus> just symbolic changes
12:59:00 <Skrotus> I mean we're not really ruled by britain
12:59:00 <johninja> yeah but there is always that to fall back on
12:59:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sure, I think there would be outrage if the queen tried anything
12:59:00 <johninja> well she did during the whitlam government
13:00:00 <johninja> wasn't all that long ago
13:00:00 <Skrotus> that was the governer general though really
13:00:00 <johninja> yeah but..safety net
13:00:00 <johninja> it shouldn't have happened really
13:00:00 <johninja> was a dog move
13:00:00 <Skrotus> yeah
13:01:00 <johninja> i just really don't think we are ready to be fully self governing if we will put people like abbott in as PM
13:01:00 <Skrotus> lol
13:01:00 <johninja> and even the whole gillard debacle...
13:02:00 <Skrotus> yeah it's a mess
13:06:00 <johninja> putting some tunes on a USB for my old man
13:06:00 <johninja> 60GB stick...he didn't fuck around
13:07:00 <johninja> have to put myself in the 'old peoples music' mindset
13:07:00 <johninja> hope he appreciates it
13:09:00 <doctor> johnny rebel
13:10:00 <johninja> hehe
13:10:00 <johninja> you know of him?
13:10:00 <doctor> of course
13:10:00 <johninja> nice
13:10:00 <johninja> I have a bit of collection for when i feel like being a redneck
13:11:00 <johninja> only have this new shit in the Mp3 format though
13:11:00 <doctor> yeah i seldom get those times. believe for a day that you're a hick
13:11:00 <johninja> 38.5 days worth
13:12:00 <johninja> yeah i don't much anymore
13:12:00 <johninja> went through a redneck phase
13:12:00 <johninja> you have to hate before you can learn to love
13:13:00 <doctor> It's just a kind of acting. Many people can believe for a life time that they are somebody, though for me it only lasts a few hours
13:13:00 <johninja> lol
13:13:00 <johninja> so true
13:14:00 <johninja> identity crisis~
13:15:00 <doctor> exhausting during your late teenage, early 20s years, where you are told to make something of yourself
13:15:00 <johninja> it seems easier to cling to a pre-made identity
13:16:00 <johninja> "i'm an emo"
13:17:00 <doctor> or any other fitting stereotype
13:17:00 <johninja> aye
13:17:00 <johninja> i was one of the white black people for a few years
13:17:00 <johninja> liked my rap etc
13:17:00 <johninja> now i more just go back there for a day as a bit of a journey of rememberance
13:17:00 <johninja> its just not the same anymore
13:18:00 <doctor> Yeah, just another illusion that made sense for a while
13:18:00 <johninja> teenage angst~
13:18:00 <Serenity> why do you have to fit into a certain category to like something though. black people listen to rap. bogans like metal etc etc its just weird
13:19:00 <johninja> yeah
13:19:00 <johninja> its what society expects
13:20:00 <Serenity> its fucken stupid
13:21:00 <johninja> i think during those teenage years you are just trying to find somewhere to fit in and somethign to identify with
13:21:00 <johninja> some people grow out of it, some don't
13:22:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
13:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: blink-182 - Dammit (Jun 16, 2009) 2:51 - Category: Music - 19,088,329 views - 44,499 likes (98.2%), 819 dislikes (1.8%)
13:23:00 <doctor> I'd like to see all individual realise its nobodyness, so we can all run around as a group of complete nobodies doing completely nothing but stripping anything of its name. Maybe then we can return to being monkeys
13:24:00 <johninja> lol
13:25:00 <johninja> we are a bunch of talking monkeys hurtling through space on an organice spaceship
13:26:00 <johninja> i was just playing some blink
13:26:00 <johninja> you missed it
13:26:00 <British^Meat> 182?
13:26:00 <johninja> is there another kind?
13:26:00 <British^Meat> jah is actually a band called blink
13:26:00 <johninja> :/
13:26:00 <British^Meat> or it could have been the game blinx :P
13:26:00 <johninja> never heard of it
13:27:00 <British^Meat> thats why blink 182 are 182
13:27:00 <johninja> i'm blink ignorant perhaps
13:27:00 <British^Meat> coz there was another band called blink!
13:27:00 <British^Meat> but greets
13:27:00 <British^Meat> how fair thee?
13:27:00 <johninja> 181 others
13:27:00 <johninja> good man
13:27:00 <johninja> i'm pretty wasted
13:28:00 <johninja> just chucking some tunes on a USB for my old man
13:28:00 <British^Meat> hah really? on wot?
13:28:00 <johninja> got up to "p"
13:28:00 <johninja> VB
13:28:00 <johninja> peter bjorn and john
13:28:00 <johninja> this music is all kind of new to me
13:28:00 <johninja> so requires a pre listen
13:29:00 <Serenity> [10:21am] <johninja> i think during those teenage years you are just trying to find somewhere to fit in and somethign to identify with
13:29:00 <Serenity> [10:22am] <johninja> some people grow out of it, some don't
13:29:00 <Serenity> i think my highschool was unique
13:29:00 <Serenity> we never really had people like that
13:29:00 <johninja> :/
13:29:00 <johninja> wow
13:29:00 <Serenity> there wasnt even really bullies at my high school
13:29:00 <johninja> you would have had a "cool" group right?
13:30:00 <johninja> damn
13:30:00 <johninja> that does sound unique
13:30:00 <Serenity> we had a 'cool' group i guess.. and 'nerds' and 'stoners' thats about it.. but everyone was friends with each group
13:30:00 <johninja> i wen to an all boys boarding school
13:30:00 <Serenity> even the nerds
13:30:00 <johninja> was lame
13:30:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
13:30:00 <johninja> still had the nerds and stoners
13:31:00 <johninja> that is a pre requisite
13:31:00 <Serenity> no emos that shit i didnt even know about until after i had my own kids
13:31:00 <johninja> emo was only coming in when i went to school
13:31:00 <johninja> people listened to smashing punpkins
13:31:00 <johninja> apparently they were emos
13:31:00 <Serenity> lol
13:32:00 <Maurice> Emos came out here well after I left school
13:32:00 <Maurice> Like a decade later :/
13:32:00 <Serenity> i think i was a stoner if i had to categorise myself
13:32:00 <johninja> lol
13:32:00 <johninja> so did christianity Maurice
13:32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how do i know if i have a i386 or ia64
13:33:00 <British^Meat> i was in that group that was cool with the cool kids, bullies, stoners and nerds
13:33:00 <johninja> yeah we had a wierd collection of nerds/comedians/rish kids that all later became hardcore stoners
13:33:00 <British^Meat> guess i was lucky like that
13:34:00 <Serenity> maybe that was my group. cause we hung out with everyone
13:34:00 <johninja> this guy that was the biggest loser at school is now a multi millionare
13:34:00 <Serenity> i guess everyones experience is different than others. even at the same school
13:34:00 <johninja> i broke his eye socket because he sprayed deaoderant in my eyes
13:34:00 <johninja> yeah it is different for everyone i think
13:34:00 <Skrotus> I don't remember emo being a thing when I was at school, it was goths
13:34:00 <Skrotus> maybe it took a while to get to bendigo
13:35:00 <johninja> lol
13:35:00 <Serenity> emo never really got anywhere because honestly its not a thing
13:35:00 <johninja> yeah goths was a group
13:35:00 <johninja> at mine
13:35:00 <johninja> they are quite similar
13:35:00 <johninja> goths seem more edgy though
13:35:00 <Skrotus> well apparently emo comes from emotional hardcore punk
13:35:00 <Serenity> some made up think for attention seeking teens in the 00's
13:35:00 <Skrotus> it obviously isn't used that way now though
13:36:00 <Serenity> o_//
13:37:00 <Maurice> http://www.929.com.au/scoopla/trending-now/blog/2013/12/-two-year-old-vs-channing-tatum-bradley-cooper/
13:37:00 <johninja> anyways fuck school, who needs it, i'm wasted at 12:30 on a weekday...
13:37:00 <Skrotus> eh it's friday
13:37:00 <johninja> true true
13:37:00 <Serenity> theres an add on tv about that kid
13:37:00 <Serenity> im sure of it
13:37:00 <Serenity> ad
13:38:00 <simba> u guys dont no n e thing about punx
13:38:00 <johninja> 8====D
13:38:00 <johninja> simba likes Kate Cebrano
13:38:00 <Skrotus> he's pretty good
13:38:00 <Maurice> That kid is awesome
13:39:00 <Skrotus> when I was that little things I threw tended to go backwards
13:39:00 <Maurice> 7 stories up and he gets the shot
13:39:00 <Maurice> Lol Skrotus
13:39:00 <johninja> ohh yeah that basketball kid
13:39:00 <johninja> he coo
13:40:00 <johninja> seems so laid back about it too
13:40:00 <johninja> not sure what i expect a 2 Y.O yo take seriously tbh
13:40:00 <Maurice> They take food seriously
13:40:00 <Maurice> You don't mess around with food and a 2 yr old
13:40:00 <Maurice> Might lose a hand
13:41:00 <johninja> are they past the chucking it all over the floor and walls at that stage?
13:41:00 <johninja> "it's fucking ART mum!"
13:42:00 <Maurice> Mine wouldn't have dared throw it at walls or I'd have beaten them into a coma
13:42:00 <johninja> lol
13:42:00 <doctor> are kids anything like dogs?
13:42:00 <johninja> like puppys but worse i imagine
13:42:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember what a 2 year old is like tbh
13:42:00 <Serenity> seems so long ago
13:43:00 <Maurice> I only remember coz I had lunch with Wuby yesterday
13:43:00 <Maurice> She didn't throw food but she did drop some chips
13:43:00 <Maurice> But then so did I :/
13:43:00 <johninja> lol
13:43:00 <doctor> girls just want to have lunch
13:44:00 <Serenity> i want a ruby :(
13:44:00 <johninja> lol
13:44:00 <Serenity> but mine cause mine would be cuter
13:44:00 <Serenity> (no offense)
13:44:00 <Maurice> The only difference between us other than 30 yrs, is that I got beer and she had to have lemonade
13:44:00 <Maurice> Sucked in to her
13:44:00 <Maurice> Lol none taken, shes not my kid :P
13:44:00 <Serenity> because I just make simply stunning children
13:45:00 <Maurice> I had to babysit her a couple of weeks ago so we went to the shop and some old lady told me she looks just like me..
13:45:00 <Maurice> I should have gone 'thanks, but we're not even blood related'
13:45:00 <johninja> lmao
13:46:00 <Serenity> wait who does she belong to again
13:46:00 <Serenity> your brother?
13:46:00 <Maurice> Yeah
13:46:00 <Maurice> He bought her a couple of years ago
13:46:00 <Serenity> hhahaha
13:46:00 <Cripla> craiigslist ?
13:47:00 <Maurice> Ebay, before the bans came in
13:47:00 <Serenity> its weird cause ant looks more like his auncle and cousin than me or his father
13:47:00 <Serenity> uncle*
13:47:00 <Maurice> None of mine look like me
13:47:00 <Maurice> Maybe they're not mine
13:47:00 <johninja> haha
13:47:00 <doctor> probably changelings
13:49:00 <doctor> if it were the early 1800s certain folk laws allowed you to throw them into a barrel of fire
13:49:00 <Maurice> Whos gonna stop me anyway
13:49:00 <Serenity> wot
13:49:00 <Maurice> It'll be too late
13:50:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDCbe3Q2Qck
13:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - Africa Unite (Nov 16, 2008) 3:08 - Category: Music - 60,311 views - 141 likes (94.6%), 8 dislikes (5.4%)
13:50:00 <Maurice> I just noticed the topic
13:50:00 <Maurice> Wtf
13:50:00 <Maurice> RIP then he died
13:50:00 <Maurice> NO SHIT
13:50:00 <Maurice> RIP Nelson Mandela.. he's only napping
13:51:00 <doctor> I thought he died months a go untill this morning
13:51:00 <Serenity> sif take out the pastebin
13:51:00 <Serenity> god.
13:51:00 <johninja> lol i did notice that
13:51:00 <johninja> cover up~
13:52:00 <doctor> intaresten
13:53:00 <Serenity> john you sell out
13:53:00 <Maurice> (awolf): not by much brisbane is fast catching up and theres no serenity
13:53:00 <Maurice> [05/12/2013 03:03:57] (awolf): theres maurice but i dont believe she has much swing there
13:53:00 <Maurice> Lollll
13:53:00 <simba> have people read this entire #cats log...
13:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> PUT HIM IN THE SCRUBBERS WITH THE HOSE PIPE ON HIM
13:54:00 <Serenity> its not about anyone raging
13:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> early in the panda
13:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps
13:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> your bum smells hot
13:54:00 <simba> oh ok but its called "screwss and awolf raging"
13:54:00 <Maurice> (screwss): as much as a angry bitch maurice can be sometimes, shes a quantum leap more intelligent than serenity
13:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought that album simba
13:54:00 <Serenity> SHOW OFF MAURICE
13:54:00 <Serenity> lol
13:54:00 <Maurice> Lol
13:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> aparently if you play it backward you can hear vagina hooting
13:55:00 <simba> idk what youre talking about
13:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'ma pussy, I'ma pussy!"
13:55:00 <Serenity> [05/12/2013 03:02:22] (awolf): serenity seems an extremely unpopular op i dont think your going to get much changed, maybe adopt the 'johninja approach' flirt with her if you can stomach it, make her feel attractive lol
13:55:00 <Serenity> rofllll
13:55:00 <Serenity> oh john i know your game buddy
13:56:00 <johninja> lmao
13:56:00 <johninja> BUSTED
13:56:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what channel that is and I wasn't on and they were still talking about me
13:56:00 <Maurice> Its good to be Gene Simmons
13:56:00 <johninja> seemed full of rage and hatred to me
13:56:00 <simba> (screwss): basically i like melbourne cuz it has the most ppl and users - #melbourne - the channel with the most people AND users
13:56:00 <johninja> 2 bitches bitching
13:56:00 <doctor> big country - in a big country
13:57:00 <Serenity> [05/12/2013 03:06:16] (screwss): but longie is a nice guy i dont get it
13:57:00 <Serenity> i doubt hes ever spoken to dan..
13:57:00 <Serenity> wtf
13:58:00 <Serenity> actually i take the rage thing back. that thing is full of rage and bitterness
13:58:00 <johninja> its where the tards go when they get banished
13:59:00 <johninja> yeah it really is
13:59:00 <johninja> i dunno what the fuck you are smoking simba
13:59:00 <johninja> kumbaya dude
13:59:00 <simba> well there isnt any rage up until half way, then theyre just telling it how it is i guess
14:00:00 <johninja> in their hate filled little minds
14:00:00 <simba> like you would classify that time you banned awolf in here as him raging but he was just speaking out against the terrible ops in this channel
14:00:00 <johninja> he was constantly baiting people
14:00:00 <johninja> he lost his 'cool'
14:00:00 <simba> Yes
14:00:00 <Serenity> making things up because you're angry at someone isnt telling it how it is
14:00:00 <Serenity> rofl..
14:01:00 <Serenity> i didnt ban awolf. marice banned awolf
14:01:00 <Serenity> why the fuck do i keep getting blamed for it
14:01:00 <johninja> awolf banned awolf
14:01:00 <simba> because youre the same entity
14:01:00 <Serenity> dont be ridiculous
14:01:00 <Skrotus> this log is boring
14:01:00 <simba> ur all in the same crew
14:02:00 <Serenity> .
14:02:00 <Serenity> please tell me you're being funny
14:02:00 <johninja> #AustnetGangstas
14:02:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:02:00 <Serenity> right
14:02:00 <simba> its not funny at all
14:05:00 <Skrotus> my rent is due on christmas day
14:05:00 <Skrotus> how rude
14:06:00 <johninja> at least you have an excuse for being late
14:06:00 <johninja> not like screwss period
14:08:00 <simba> yep wb mew
14:10:00 <Mew> thx m8
14:10:00 <British^Meat> also wbs
14:10:00 <ShadowLurker> simba how are you
14:11:00 <Mew> i feel naked without NickOP and ChanOP
14:11:00 <simba> wb British^Meat
14:11:00 <ShadowLurker> you are naked mew
14:11:00 <Mew> shhh
14:13:00 <British^Meat> 3wb SIMBA
14:13:00 <johninja> 11 SUPER FREAKY
14:13:00 <icepik> no longer need to be reg'd for #melbourne?
14:14:00 <johninja> not without chanop
14:14:00 <British^Meat> 3bwahah, awolf, id forgotten about that guy
14:14:00 <icepik> ah
14:14:00 <Serenity[P-C]> 8 woah are we typing in colours now
14:14:00 <simba> 3have urself... 4 a very.. merry christmas...
14:15:00 <Skrotus> ew
14:15:00 <johninja> on the plus side i did get to find out wha that PramWarehouse chan was about
14:15:00 <Serenity[P-C]> pram warehouse?
14:15:00 <Serenity[P-C]> lol D:
14:15:00 <Mew> cheap prams?
14:15:00 <Mew> at warehouse prices!~
14:15:00 <faux> fuck offfffff
14:15:00 <johninja> apparently people use it for corporate communications
14:15:00 <johninja> i just assumed it was full of pedos or something
14:16:00 <Serenity[P-C]> 8, 11 what
14:16:00 <Serenity[P-C]> rofl fuck
14:16:00 <Skrotus> just seems odd
14:16:00 <faux> , 11 what
14:16:00 <Serenity[P-C]> 11,8 what
14:16:00 <icepik> lol
14:16:00 <Skrotus> surely they'd be better off using a different network
14:16:00 <johninja> lol
14:16:00 <faux> wot wot 1111
14:16:00 <Mew> in de butt
14:16:00 <Serenity[P-C]> 11,8 fuck off faux and send me some energy bitch
14:16:00 <faux> [14:15] <johninja> apparently people use it for corporate communications
14:17:00 <faux> sounds like something a channel full of pedos would say
14:17:00 <johninja> lol
14:17:00 <faux> "nothing to see here, jjust corporate communications"
14:17:00 <faux> lol Serenity[P-C]
14:17:00 <simba> yea import/export
14:17:00 <simba> importing their dicks into babies asses
14:17:00 <faux> it only sends 1 or 2
14:17:00 <faux> so shit
14:17:00 <Mew> every 2nd person on my fb is uploading "PRE STEREOS" pics lol
14:17:00 <johninja> nah there was people called "Toowoomba" and "Maroochydore" in there
14:17:00 <Serenity[P-C]> i know.. how stupid
14:17:00 <johninja> i was like wtf
14:17:00 <Mew> hope someone accidentally slips a gash flap and doesnt notice
14:17:00 <johninja> then i figured it out
14:17:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1459109_10152067545764736_1452176696_n.jpg
14:17:00 <Skrotus> pre stereos?
14:18:00 <johninja> Toowoomba on @#pramwarehouse
14:18:00 <simba> hopefully they all die today
14:18:00 <faux> gr8
14:18:00 <faux> sluts
14:18:00 <Serenity[P-C]> stereosonic i assume
14:18:00 <Mew> drinking at hotel rooms and peoples houses prior to stereos lol
14:18:00 <Skrotus> oh
14:18:00 <Mew> probably not drinking
14:18:00 <icepik> lol sluts love bananas.
14:18:00 <faux> its liek a competition who can wear the shortest shorts collect the most dick
14:18:00 <Mew> just shoving many many pills up their bumholes
14:18:00 <Mew> and injecting pure heroin into their clitoris
14:19:00 <johninja> i just want to put his dick in my armpit
14:19:00 <faux> lolololl
14:19:00 <faux> pauly rules
14:20:00 <Serenity[P-C]> HAHA
14:20:00 <Serenity[P-C]> omg
14:20:00 <Serenity[P-C]> i want to marry him
14:20:00 <johninja> welcome to the dangerzone~
14:21:00 <Serenity> D-D-D-DANGERZONE
14:21:00 <grem> LAAAAANAAAAAAA
14:22:00 <icepik> sick TV series.
14:22:00 <grem> init
14:22:00 <johninja> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/3/1/222431_v1.jpg
14:22:00 <grem> awws
14:23:00 <Serenity> naww overload
14:25:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1459920_10201694556939970_1847054196_n.jpg
14:25:00 <johninja> lol
14:25:00 <johninja> Serenity debunked that
14:25:00 <faux> apparently it was a hoax tweet
14:25:00 <johninja> yeah :/
14:25:00 <faux> fake bullllllllshit
14:26:00 <johninja> >credibility
14:26:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/543970_687482517951663_1584812621_n.jpg
14:26:00 <faux> lol
14:26:00 <grem> http://www.smh.com.au/world/nelson-mandela-dead-south-africa-in-mourning-as-jacob-zuma-confirms-news-20131206-hv4mb.html
14:26:00 <simba> i doubt any of the ~celebrity~ twitter accounts are actually them
14:27:00 <johninja> i thought thay is why they have 'official' so their publicists could use it to maintain a good public image
14:27:00 <Serenity> ones with blue ticks are real
14:27:00 <icepik> I agree with simba
14:27:00 <simba> like Officially Fake
14:27:00 <johninja> yeah
14:27:00 <British^Meat> 3i love simba too
14:28:00 <johninja> aussie back to kicking ass at cricket too
14:28:00 <johninja> i might nap
14:28:00 <johninja> my life is complete~
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3lol
14:29:00 <Mew> holy FUCK
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3wasted
14:29:00 <Mew> British^Meat
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3and nap
14:29:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/485040_119020274950059_1509071078_n.jpg
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3 2pm
14:29:00 <Mew> this is my friends injuries from falling off his tredly
14:29:00 <simba> klol
14:29:00 <faux> .....................................
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3arg da fuk
14:29:00 <Mew> thats so brutal..
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3treadmill?
14:29:00 <Mew> someone goes "what happened?" "Crashed my tredly hittin some jumps smashed me face up"
14:29:00 <British^Meat> 3sorry im naive as to what a tredly is
14:29:00 <Mew> so casual lol
14:30:00 <Mew> like a bmx bike
14:30:00 <British^Meat> 3ah tis a push bike?
14:30:00 <Mew> no power
14:30:00 <Mew> yeah
14:30:00 <British^Meat> 3noice
14:30:00 <British^Meat> 3damn
14:30:00 <British^Meat> 3i get scared too
14:30:00 <British^Meat> 3nearly came off last weekend
14:30:00 <Mew> lonely bobsicles
14:30:00 <British^Meat> 3id have possibly looked like that guy,
14:30:00 <Mew> i thought it was a car crash or something at first
14:31:00 <simba> he looks cute
14:31:00 <Mew> hes got a twin
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I've gone off riding my motorised pushy
14:31:00 <Mew> who doesnt have a smashed up face
14:31:00 <British^Meat> 3lol
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I would end up looking worse
14:31:00 <faux> the green sis hurting my eyeballs
14:31:00 <faux> is*
14:31:00 <faux> iguh9r28t4g0r39jbfo
14:32:00 <faux> ow
14:32:00 <British^Meat> 3oh
14:32:00 <British^Meat> 3am i green?
14:32:00 <icepik> ... lots of roleplay here, when's it get exciting
14:32:00 <grem> yes
14:32:00 <faux> .
14:32:00 <British^Meat> was i green?
14:32:00 <British^Meat> sorry lol
14:32:00 <grem> 9greeeeeeen
14:32:00 <British^Meat> thought it was just like mirc and my text was diff colour
14:32:00 <grem> 4reeeeeeeeeeeed
14:32:00 <British^Meat> stupid mibbit
14:32:00 <grem> 10bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
14:33:00 <grem> 6puuuuuuuuuuuurplw
14:33:00 <Bastardly_One> 5what's 5 meant to be?
14:33:00 <icepik> 5,1maroon
14:33:00 <simba> a number
14:33:00 <grem> yea maroon
14:33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah ... I see that
14:33:00 <grem> 8asian
14:34:00 <simba> a sacred number
14:34:00 <icepik> android irc isn't bad, colors match IFC
14:34:00 <icepik> IFC
14:34:00 <icepik> grr fuck it I.r.c
14:34:00 <simba> lol
14:34:00 <simba> owned
14:34:00 <Bastardly_One> 7someone dehydriated's urine colour
14:34:00 <simba> get off ur android, android boy
14:34:00 <Mew> maroon 5 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
14:34:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, hey I wonder
14:35:00 <Mew> they were all IRC addicts back in the day
14:35:00 <simba> yea RONAN_777
14:35:00 <androidboy> :)
14:35:00 <Bastardly_One> it'
14:35:00 <Bastardly_One> s
14:35:00 <Bastardly_One> a bit uncanny if not
14:36:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I love the ambience on this tune
14:36:00 <androidboy> ...
14:37:00 <Bastardly_One> Fn Pig by deadmau5
14:38:00 <British^Meat> i, knew, you, were, trouble when you walked iiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn
14:38:00 <androidboy> walk off the earth?
14:41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
14:41:00 <Bastardly_One> which ending did you pick in GTA V?
14:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally decided to finish yesterday
14:42:00 <simba> killen trev
14:42:00 <British^Meat> oh
14:42:00 <British^Meat> spoilers
14:42:00 <British^Meat> great
14:42:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
14:42:00 <androidboy> lol
14:42:00 <simba> i thort u finished meat ur already online
14:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I picked C
14:43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and deleted me cracking the shits with me
14:43:00 <British^Meat> u dont need to finish it to go online dude :)
14:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what he said
14:43:00 <simba> i know but like i finished the story before i went online
14:43:00 <British^Meat> and so everyone else did too?
14:43:00 <British^Meat> Gosh!
14:43:00 <simba> yes
14:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't done one mission in GTA O
14:43:00 <simba> i thought that wouldve been a common way to approach the game
14:44:00 <Doodle> i've got 100% and i'm still not online
14:44:00 <Doodle> still more shit to do
14:44:00 <British^Meat> first thing i did when i got red dead was on online
14:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a little group ... randoms piss me off a bit
14:44:00 <British^Meat> id have done the same in GTA5 if it had been up at the time
14:44:00 <Bastardly_One> get online ... I'll bribe you with good weapons
14:44:00 <Bastardly_One> actually British^Meat
14:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you can buy some good shit
14:45:00 <British^Meat> meh online is nothing what i expected :/
14:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got half a mil
14:45:00 <British^Meat> honest mate, not interested
14:45:00 <British^Meat> theres nothing to do
14:45:00 <Bastardly_One> there is and there isn't
14:45:00 <British^Meat> yer i know, i got loads of stuff
14:45:00 <British^Meat> its just dull
14:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya mean though ... fucking over it
14:45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a grind now
14:45:00 <Doodle> lol a grind
14:45:00 <Doodle> a grind is making $150m on the stock market to buy the golf club
14:46:00 <British^Meat> its just drive around doing nothing.... or get shot by ppl
14:46:00 <Bastardly_One> once you get a house and shit it becomes a grind
14:46:00 <British^Meat> or do missions by yourself
14:46:00 <British^Meat> balls to that
14:46:00 <simba> ur supposed to HAVE FUN
14:46:00 <simba> GIYS
14:46:00 <Bastardly_One> the missions you can't do by yourself
14:46:00 <Doodle> ^^
14:46:00 <British^Meat> been playing Blur more than anything lately
14:46:00 <British^Meat> its not fun having to shoot ppl
14:46:00 <British^Meat> or go into passive mode
14:46:00 <Doodle> :\
14:46:00 <British^Meat> its not how i like to do those games
14:46:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the jobs ...
14:47:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww sook
14:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want a good little posse and I'll be happy
14:47:00 <Doodle> a whole interactive environment and you still cant keep yourself amused
14:47:00 <faux> lool
14:47:00 <Bastardly_One> the chick I played with until last week smashed her PS3
14:48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, she didn't ... her drunk b/f did
14:48:00 <Bastardly_One> 18 stone and he fell on it
14:48:00 <Bastardly_One> smashed it
14:48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:48:00 <androidboy> I don't know what to do with the internet anymore...
14:48:00 <Doodle> porn
14:48:00 <Doodle> i think i might wash my car
14:48:00 <faux> Doodle i listeened to fauxywhite again this morning
14:48:00 <Doodle> LOL
14:48:00 <Doodle> niggas uhhhuh
14:48:00 <faux> i laughed so hard fffffffffffffffffffffffff
14:49:00 <faux> as if i actually sent that to you
14:49:00 <faux> LOL
14:49:00 <Doodle> hahaha
14:49:00 <faux> bazza whoite
14:49:00 <Doodle> m8
14:49:00 <faux> ye
14:51:00 <simba> 4:1)
14:55:00 <simba> well u inspirewed me to go online
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah?
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> if I go online and invite you will you come play?
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not done one mission yet ... only the jobs
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I lie
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done the first cyprus flats one
14:56:00 <simba> 8ball says: chances r good!!!!!!!!!
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I'm not going all the way over the other side of the house to
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a few
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty shit
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> so I hope you're a good shot
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:58:00 <simba> im good at shooting.. up...
14:58:00 <Bastardly_One> want a full server or just a friends only?
15:00:00 <simba> nething
15:01:00 <simba> phew
15:01:00 <Bastardly_One> phew?
15:01:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus ... I came back to the lappy for something
15:01:00 <Bastardly_One> now I dunno what it was?
15:01:00 <simba> i made it home safe phew
15:01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you have a house ... where at?
15:02:00 <Bastardly_One> at what level are you? will help me decide something
15:02:00 <simba> fucken.. in san andreas
15:02:00 <simba> level 11
15:02:00 <simba> my cousin just messaged me 2 race him lol
15:02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol in san andreas
15:02:00 <Bastardly_One> well race him
15:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and we'll include him when I get there
15:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm coughing a bit and last way I want to introduce myself is
15:03:00 <Bastardly_One> HI *cough cough cough cough* mate
15:04:00 <Bastardly_One> put chat on friends only though yeah?
15:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want plans ruined ... I've a fast bike and we're gonna do some upsetting
15:05:00 <simba> i dont have a mic
15:06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... there goes the plans
15:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:07:00 <merlot> are you playing SAMP or something ?
15:07:00 <simba> what u need a mic 4
15:07:00 <Bastardly_One> but we can still do shit like missions and stuff I guess ... some of the jobs would be better co-ordinated with a mic
15:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and holding up stores
15:07:00 <merlot> rob some banks
15:07:00 <BlackDevil> `op PandasDontDrive
15:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you yell into the mic and get the money quicker
15:08:00 <Bastardly_One> and chatting up the strippers
15:08:00 <merlot> lets takeover the channel BlackDevil
15:08:00 <Bastardly_One> and singing in the shower
15:08:00 <simba> lol
15:08:00 <simba> u can just shoot the bottles
15:08:00 <BlackDevil> HAR HAR HAR
15:08:00 <merlot> BlackDevil, op panda
15:08:00 <merlot> come on man
15:08:00 <merlot> lets takeover
15:08:00 <Bastardly_One> will, the missions are gonna be harder but we'll give it a go
15:09:00 <British^Meat> m m m m mutiny?
15:09:00 <Bastardly_One> if it does it's old trick of seperating after missions or jobs
15:09:00 <merlot> deop stebie so we can flood
15:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I will not be impressed
15:09:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get seperated after the race with your cousin?
15:09:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat and I got frustrated with that besides my mic issues
15:09:00 <simba> the deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers... and mutiny.....
15:10:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I fixed it he gave up
15:10:00 <simba> i didnt race
15:10:00 <simba> ill race u
15:10:00 <British^Meat> 9 times out of ten it will seperate ye
15:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll race me?
15:10:00 <Bastardly_One> bicycle race ... wanna?
15:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll win
15:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I never lose those
15:11:00 <Bastardly_One> easiest way for me to make decent wagers
15:11:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
15:11:00 <British^Meat> this is kinda what bugged me about playing with you B1
15:11:00 <British^Meat> so many questions!
15:11:00 <British^Meat> just play the bloody game!
15:11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
15:11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:11:00 <British^Meat> total buzz kill
15:12:00 <simba> u can use a bike ill use teh banshee
15:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... give me a min though
15:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want this song to finish
15:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the PS3 is like ... 20 miles away now
15:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I can get him to come in ... we have a complete newbie to protect
15:13:00 <simba> bristol rise up
15:13:00 <British^Meat> da guns of bristol
15:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and British^Meat, some people like stalking, some like missions, some like racing
15:13:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did I know what ya wanted to do?
15:14:00 <faux> are we there yet are we there yet
15:14:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
15:14:00 <Bastardly_One> this song hasn't finished yet so I've more questions to annoy British^Meat with
15:14:00 <British^Meat> lol calm down did
15:14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:14:00 <British^Meat> so i didnt wanna play gta5 with u
15:14:00 <British^Meat> stop bringing it up!
15:14:00 <simba> u can crush us, u can bruise us
15:15:00 <Bastardly_One> remember how I drove the bike?
15:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not much better at driving yet
15:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think simba is gonna win every race
15:16:00 <faux> #GTAVcommentary
15:17:00 <Bastardly_One> #stallingoldlosersafraidofbeingmocked
15:17:00 <Bastardly_One> alright ... be there in under 5 mins ... I'm fucking off to the PS3 now
15:17:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck says everyone else watching this convo
15:18:00 <simba> fuuuuck
15:21:00 <BlackDevil> man arrested for allegedly stealing Porsche parts after Paul Walker crash
15:23:00 <faux> BlackDevil banned for quoting celebrity headlines daily
15:24:00 <BlackDevil> ?
15:24:00 <simba> GET A FUCKEN LIFE BlackWolf
15:24:00 <BlackDevil> go eat a dick
15:26:00 <simba> what happened 2 Bastardly_One he fell on the way to the PS3 room
15:26:00 <BlackWolf> im BlackWolf
15:26:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was that?
15:26:00 <BlackWolf> hes BlackDevil
15:26:00 <simba> where r ya
15:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find you
15:26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to join friends and it went to my host
15:27:00 <Bastardly_One> invite me to a race ... try that
15:27:00 <simba> i joining
15:28:00 <simba> u left
15:28:00 <simba> good 1
15:31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:31:00 <Bastardly_One> try now
15:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just joined another host
15:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect instant death
15:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a 9 grand bounty on me
15:33:00 <simba> w8
15:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> in
15:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> the
15:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> bottom
15:35:00 <BlackDevil> in the bum
15:36:00 <simba> ok i joining
15:36:00 <simba> now
15:36:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawer
15:36:00 <simba> awer
15:37:00 <Skrotus> stupid consoles
15:37:00 <BlackDevil> shadz:beep
15:37:00 <simba> pimp my mirc!!!!!!!!!
15:38:00 <Skrotus> anyone wanna have sex with simba's mirc? $5
15:39:00 <simba> WTF
15:39:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:beep
15:39:00 <Bastardly_One> are you accepting that race invite?
15:39:00 <Bastardly_One> or invite me to something instead ... either way
15:40:00 <simba> Bastardly_One WHAT THE fuck are u doing
15:40:00 <ShadowLurker> wanking
15:42:00 <BlackDevil> fuck wanking is sexy
15:43:00 <simba> y did u bail skrillex
15:45:00 <BlackDevil> skrillex is shit
15:45:00 <simba> dont swear
15:46:00 <TheRon> who's fucking swearing??
15:46:00 <BlackWolf> fuckup.
15:46:00 <BlackWolf> cunt.
15:46:00 <TheRon> someone needs to chill
15:46:00 <BlackWolf> take a chill pill
15:47:00 <simba> BlackWolf gargles his pops cum XD
15:47:00 <BlackWolf> XD yup
15:47:00 <BlackDevil> they killed marshel
15:47:00 <BlackDevil> RIP
15:47:00 <Skrotus> who
15:47:00 <beehhh> fuck
15:47:00 <beehhh> im back
15:47:00 <Skrotus> shit
15:47:00 <BlackDevil> and the governor
15:48:00 <beehhh> i dont picture myslf into that country anymore
15:48:00 <beehhh> dreams are all dead
15:49:00 <beehhh> this exile is longer than usual
15:49:00 <TheRon> can we stop saying fuck for fuck's sake??
15:49:00 <BlackDevil> fuck you
15:49:00 <BlackDevil> in the butt
15:49:00 <BlackDevil> like a fuckin slut
15:49:00 <beehhh> women are all feral
15:49:00 <beehhh> they are always wanting for winning
15:49:00 <TheRon> what what in the but?
15:50:00 <beehhh> women are different species all together
15:51:00 <BlackDevil> yea they like vagins and penises
15:51:00 <BlackWolf> http://trutube.tv/video/17479/chicken-nuggets
15:52:00 <Skrotus> ugh
15:52:00 <BlackWolf> http://trutube.tv/video/10033/Louis-and-the-jews
15:52:00 <Skrotus> I wish I'd never heard the truth about chicken nuggets
15:53:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1463027_10152168846133646_795535177_n.jpg
15:53:00 <simba> that vid sux
15:53:00 <TheRon> is chicken nuggets code??
15:53:00 <Skrotus> I dunno I didn't click
15:53:00 <Skrotus> I just assumed it's about how cheap chicken nuggets are made
15:54:00 <TheRon> it's irc so you never know
15:54:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=276985329092880&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
15:54:00 <Skrotus> true
15:54:00 <simba> nah its not one of those vids that shows u the "chickens" they use at KFC etc
15:54:00 <simba> its just a dumb vid of a guy dancing with a chicken
15:54:00 <Skrotus> oh okay
15:54:00 <simba> a huge waste of time BlackWolf - apologise now
15:54:00 <beehhh> http://www.iafrica.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Justin-Bieber-is-a-GAY-iafrica.tv_.jpg
15:55:00 <TheRon> 8 for 509 at tea
15:55:00 <simba> TheRon have u ever kissed a boy on the lips
15:55:00 <TheRon> my nephew did it to me once why
15:55:00 <simba> gay
15:56:00 <BlackWolf> http://trutube.tv/video/6501/Yahwehs-Truth-552013
15:56:00 <beehhh> every asian needs proper english lesson not chinese at workplace
15:56:00 <TheRon> simba how did you react last time a bloke grabbed you on the arse?
15:57:00 <simba> i said dad not here we are in church
15:57:00 <TheRon> lol
15:57:00 <faux> this is the best justin bieber gif ever http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbaa409a95c1e84dc923b875aba989b5/tumblr_mv613bCJu21qa9vqgo1_500.gif
15:57:00 <beehhh> just now i rang this guy he surely didnt understand any of my questions and working for some famous australian uni in malaysia
15:57:00 <TheRon> are chicks really into that wafer look??
15:57:00 <Skrotus> oh I saw that but didn't know it was justin bieber
15:58:00 <faux> no hes a little pansy
15:58:00 <beehhh> 15http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
15:58:00 <Skrotus> well he's only a kid isn't he?
15:58:00 <beehhh> tell them to be taught and then teach
15:58:00 <faux> hes 19
15:58:00 <simba> the gif in which hes dying is the best ill ever see
15:58:00 <simba> ill find it kinda funny.. and not one bit sad
15:58:00 <Skrotus> maybe he's a late developer
15:59:00 <faux> http://31.media.tumblr.com/dd108262b9c06bfaab10efa033ba767e/tumblr_mrevmcJxZi1qa9vqgo1_500.png
15:59:00 <TheRon> he's only 19 and he's rooting in the back of the ute
15:59:00 <TheRon> rooting with the tailgate down
15:59:00 <beehhh> shit
15:59:00 <simba> is being raped by record company executives really considered getting a root though
15:59:00 <Skrotus> yeah I don't often find myself saddened by celebrities dying
15:59:00 <faux> he looks like a hybrid of miley cyrus and ellen degeneres
16:00:00 <faux> http://31.media.tumblr.com/792061e9bc19b162a7df9c093ae2557d/tumblr_mt9f13o3HJ1qa9vqgo1_500.png
16:00:00 <Skrotus> maybe he is!
16:00:00 <beehhh> http://www.meetyourbrain.com/userfiles/justin-bieber-girl.jpg
16:00:00 <TheRon> 420 tonight simba?
16:00:00 <simba> i hope so
16:01:00 <faux> lololololol
16:01:00 <beehhh> bullshit me getting some greasy burger n fries damn starving for breakfast
16:01:00 <TheRon> what do you mean hope so?
16:01:00 <TheRon> skrotus 420 is code
16:01:00 <Skrotus> I know what 420 means
16:01:00 <faux> http://24.media.tumblr.com/878c02e57d13fbd5b5c2e760c5dd5b67/tumblr_mnt1s7MvIJ1qa9vqgo4_250.gif
16:02:00 <simba> i mean i am not in control of my own destiny re: that
16:02:00 <beehhh> imgaine tony abbott runing on the street with an empty cheque in his ironman dress for holden
16:02:00 <simba> lol faux what are u doing
16:02:00 <faux> idk
16:02:00 <simba> lil b - justin bieber
16:02:00 <faux> all these tagged bieber pics
16:02:00 <faux> ok
16:02:00 <Skrotus> I don't want to imagine tony abbott like that it's gross
16:03:00 <beehhh> robocop
16:03:00 <faux> http://31.media.tumblr.com/69ed0ddd072a286fe2b32f6a863fae89/tumblr_mi06kc9ODP1qa9vqgo1_r1_500.gif
16:03:00 <TheRon> christopher pyme
16:03:00 <faux> http://25.media.tumblr.com/39c5049eecba53139ae88459ede224b2/tumblr_mi06kc9ODP1qa9vqgo2_500.gif
16:03:00 <faux> lolol
16:04:00 <simba> im a celeb
16:04:00 <doctor> she's very beautiful
16:04:00 <beehhh> http://www.justinbieberzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/justin-bieber-gay-sex-blow-up-doll-2-500x744.jpg
16:04:00 <doctor> lol
16:04:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
16:04:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
16:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sitting in my apartment
16:04:00 <doctor> too buff for bieber
16:04:00 <Bastardly_One> host a race or some shit and invite me
16:04:00 <TheRon> moved in with the nurse yet?
16:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I invited you to a race but you never accepted
16:05:00 <faux> lol.
16:05:00 <simba> o yea
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, moving to black hill
16:05:00 <TheRon> with a nurse??
16:05:00 <simba> i accepted all ur shit but u left by then
16:05:00 <Skrotus> what's his name?
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> alright ... hang on a tic
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll go to a race and invite ya again
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is British^Meat all over again
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:05:00 <Bastardly_One> *wanders to do so*
16:05:00 <simba> just stay in the game ok
16:05:00 <TheRon> a race??
16:06:00 <simba> ALIENS EXIST
16:07:00 <TheRon> great movie aliens
16:07:00 <Skrotus> good for them
16:07:00 <beehhh> UFO's are real
16:07:00 <beehhh> did u see them too simba
16:07:00 <simba> oh yeah every day
16:07:00 <beehhh> they are from saturns moon
16:07:00 <beehhh> dont you mean the boat people
16:08:00 <simba> no
16:08:00 <TheRon> scott morrison annoys me, he keeps calling assylum seekers illegals
16:08:00 <TheRon> it's not illegal to seek assylum
16:09:00 <Skrotus> it's deliberate
16:09:00 <TheRon> i know he's just being a sick
16:09:00 <TheRon> a dick
16:09:00 <beehhh> heres some alien video
16:09:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=594uPZCjPi8
16:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Steam Fish (Nov 29, 2010) 2:52 - Category: Howto and Style - 92,098 views - 275 likes (96.2%), 11 dislikes (3.8%)
16:09:00 <simba> ur an alien mirza
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> faux you know where is a peen picture of bieber
16:10:00 <faux> fuck off
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> fine
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> look up his peen on your own
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> fap to it
16:11:00 <beehhh> Z*cock slap it was
16:12:00 <Dazed> hi yas
16:12:00 <BlackWolf> hello
16:12:00 <TheRon> england are getting f'd in tha A
16:13:00 <Dazed> drinking ouzo udls
16:13:00 <Dazed> yay
16:13:00 <simba> ouzo udl?!
16:14:00 <Dazed> made 5 songs today
16:14:00 <simba> make a race skrillex!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:15:00 <TheRon> ouzo seems to me to be pretty woggy
16:15:00 <simba> I WONDER Y
16:16:00 <TheRon> zeig heil
16:16:00 <beehhh> country is filled with asian and everyone speaking in mandarine
16:16:00 <simba> beehhh genuinely belives a cum shot cleans ur pores his father taught him
16:17:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1456055_10154073839880355_60913028_n.jpg
16:17:00 <faux> me irl
16:17:00 <Dazed> lol faux
16:20:00 <beehhh> i dont get the circumsicion
16:20:00 <beehhh> for both genders
16:21:00 <TheRon> for jews god loves all things on the human body except for one bit
16:22:00 <BlackWolf> ?
16:22:00 <Skrotus> foreskin
16:23:00 <BlackWolf> no skin
16:23:00 <BlackWolf> no win
16:23:00 <TheRon> the local synagogue is now taking 10% off
16:23:00 <simba> if u get ur clit removed u turn into a monster
16:28:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
16:28:00 <TheRon> james squire nine tales amber ale is a good drop
16:29:00 <lol> 4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YOU GOT 0WN3D4YO
16:29:00 <grem> haha
16:29:00 <faux> ToDaY iS a GiFt DaTz whY TheY CaLL iT Da PreSenT
16:30:00 <Skrotus> oh noes we got owned
16:30:00 <TheRon> system of a down - BYOB
16:34:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1463392_10151778083037344_982607815_n.jpg
16:34:00 <faux> :')
16:34:00 <TheRon> i'm a bit teary
16:36:00 <AngrymanXL> Bill Shorten looks like a dodgy dentist
16:37:00 <TheRon> eric abetz looks like colonel klink
16:44:00 <British^Meat> oh
16:44:00 <British^Meat> whats that puppet called eric
16:44:00 <British^Meat> in that music video i cant remember right now :/
16:44:00 <Skrotus> doesn't ring any bells
16:45:00 <British^Meat> oh
16:45:00 <British^Meat> youd know it if you saw it
16:45:00 <British^Meat> dammit!
16:46:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/qmsbP13xu6k
16:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Oizo "Flat beat" official video directed by Quentin Dupieux with Flat Eric (Sep 2, 2012) 3:07 - Category: Music - 1,673,916 views - 10,941 likes (98.3%), 187 dislikes (1.7%)
16:46:00 <British^Meat> heh thats it
16:46:00 <British^Meat> flat eric :P
16:47:00 <British^Meat> dont know why it cracks me up :)
16:48:00 <TheRon> aussies have declared 9 for 570\
16:50:00 <TheRon> has anybody here heard that song what does the fox say
16:50:00 <TheRon> how stupid is it
16:50:00 <faux> .
16:50:00 <British^Meat> FLOOD
16:50:00 <BlackWolf> ;o
16:51:00 <simba> i heard it on tuesday night for the first time was pretty bad
16:51:00 <simba> pretty embarrassing that they played it
16:51:00 <TheRon> brittish meat, you're not meeting mates at a pub close to adelaide oval tonight??
16:51:00 <British^Meat> its just the crazy frog
16:51:00 <British^Meat> or the hamster song
16:51:00 <British^Meat> no, im not
16:51:00 <British^Meat> or the bootscoot song
16:51:00 <simba> footy season hasnt started yet m8
16:52:00 <British^Meat> or the barbera striesand song
16:52:00 <Skrotus> I don't know any of these songs
16:52:00 <TheRon> catch up with some cricket bogans
16:52:00 <TheRon> it'll be great
16:52:00 <British^Meat> u dont know the crazy frog song?
16:52:00 <simba> hampton the hamster - the hamster song
16:52:00 <Tuftoy> fuck yeah he should
16:52:00 <British^Meat> crikeys
16:52:00 <British^Meat> no thanks
16:52:00 <British^Meat> oh
16:52:00 <British^Meat> the crocodile song
16:52:00 <British^Meat> shnuffy
16:52:00 <British^Meat> something, lol
16:52:00 <British^Meat> shnappy
16:53:00 <Tuftoy> after australia win he should celebrate lol
16:53:00 <TheRon> like a true aussie
16:53:00 <British^Meat> i dont follow cricket, so why would i do that?
16:53:00 <simba> the kind of songs that people only know exist because other people bring up how much they hate them on their facebook for some reason
16:53:00 <TheRon> i don't really follow soccer or union, but when the world cup is on.......
16:53:00 <simba> or worse, bring up how people on facebook are bringing it up
16:54:00 <simba> lmao
16:54:00 <British^Meat> oh
16:54:00 <British^Meat> and i dont drink
16:54:00 <British^Meat> and i have work
16:54:00 <simba> when the world cup is on TheRon supports uruguay
16:54:00 <TheRon> do not
16:54:00 <Skrotus> I'm pleased that my facebook friends don't bring up annoying shit like that
16:54:00 <TheRon> i barrack for the all whites
16:55:00 <Skrotus> that's racist
16:55:00 <TheRon> is not
16:55:00 <TheRon> i'm dreaming of a white christmas........
16:56:00 <Skrotus> well it might be
16:56:00 <TheRon> the kkk, were seen in pink recently
16:56:00 <simba> i watched most of the rugby world cup final it was OK
16:57:00 <British^Meat> i heart NFL
16:57:00 <Skrotus> a washing misshap or were they raising breast cancer awareness?
16:57:00 <simba> apparently aus owns rugby worldwide but nobody down here gives a crap cos we have AFL, u have to be a good sport to outshine something we dominate so much
16:58:00 <TheRon> a spokesman when asked if they were supporting breast cancer, said the wife left a red sock in the wash, another reason why you shouldn't mix whites with colours
16:58:00 <Skrotus> I don't really care about any sort of football
16:58:00 <British^Meat> formula one?
16:58:00 <TheRon> mma?
16:58:00 <Skrotus> well I guess it's sport in general
16:58:00 <British^Meat> yer
16:59:00 <British^Meat> i guess im a bit like that oo
16:59:00 <British^Meat> too
16:59:00 <TheRon> mma fighting it out to see who gets to go on top
16:59:00 <Skrotus> I find how competitive people get over it kind of offputting
17:00:00 <simba> it beats religion tho
17:00:00 <simba> at least u can see what u believe in
17:00:00 <TheRon> jedi is pretty cool
17:00:00 <Skrotus> well I'm not religious either
17:00:00 <simba> yes i am comparing organised sports to religion they are both just after ur money anyway
17:00:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm same Skrotus
17:00:00 <British^Meat> the competetiveness
17:00:00 <British^Meat> and the whole "My team, WE one, YOU suck" thing
17:00:00 <simba> its a competition!
17:00:00 <British^Meat> and won!
17:01:00 <Skrotus> but they get so aggressive
17:01:00 <TheRon> europe are nuts with their soccer
17:01:00 <Skrotus> I liked counterstrike but then it got popular and all the jerks started playing
17:01:00 <British^Meat> i dont like how in the cricket its all about the bowler
17:01:00 <goat> <awolf> i enjoy being a cock sucker
17:01:00 <Labiarash> <awolf> i enjoy being a cock sucker
17:01:00 <York> <awolf> i enjoy being a cock sucker
17:01:00 <Lester> <awolf> i enjoy being a cock sucker
17:01:00 <Narda> <awolf> i enjoy being a cock sucker
17:01:00 <British^Meat> how is it never the batsman hit a shit shot
17:01:00 <British^Meat> not, what a great bowl that was!
17:01:00 <Skrotus> awolf isn't even in here element let it go
17:02:00 <British^Meat> lol nice work element
17:02:00 <British^Meat> gold star
17:02:00 <TheRon> lawn bowls gets pretty willing
17:02:00 <simba> lol pullcocks still mad awolf exposed him
17:02:00 <British^Meat> is that the guy with the wanking pic?
17:03:00 <simba> no thats mentalson
17:03:00 <simba> hes been absent for a while
17:03:00 <British^Meat> yer, i noticed he is never in #ps3 anymore
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> this is weird
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what happened British^Meat?
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> it logged me out of PSN as soon as simba joined a mission
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been able to get back in since
17:05:00 <British^Meat> dang
17:05:00 <Bastardly_One> works perfect with randoms
17:05:00 <Bastardly_One> must be cursed
17:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:05:00 <British^Meat> hope u had fun before all that
17:05:00 <simba> seahorse_siesta
17:05:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm no
17:06:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... If I have too much hassle I'm gonna just go play The Last of Us
17:06:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/15-of-nelson-mandelas-most-inspiring-quotes?sub=2115428_1025059
17:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give it one last go
17:07:00 <simba> zenit st petersberg
17:08:00 <British^Meat> oh nigella
17:08:00 <British^Meat> i still love you, even if you are a crack whore
17:08:00 <Skrotus> harsh
17:09:00 <TheRon> cook is out
17:09:00 <Skrotus> she did some coke that's not so bad, I'm drinking some right now
17:09:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if she loves da herbal
17:09:00 <Skrotus> I think she admitted to coke and canabis
17:09:00 <Skrotus> so yeah
17:09:00 <faux> simba: http://www.2dayfm.com.au/scoopla/trending-now/blog/2013/12/the-most-offensive-ads-you-wont-see-today/
17:09:00 <TheRon> god bless her
17:10:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/l7qkmPUeqf0
17:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Herbal Essences Commercial - Fernanda M Andrade (Jan 21, 2008) 0:31 - Category: Comedy - 64,980 views - 157 likes (91.8%), 14 dislikes (8.2%)
17:10:00 <British^Meat> Me love da erbal!
17:10:00 <TheRon> cook was cleean bowled
17:10:00 <simba> faux i can show u some really scary ads like the first one that tell you to include pepsi in a babies diet b/c it is good for them
17:10:00 <British^Meat> poor poor rastafarian
17:11:00 <faux> ok
17:11:00 <Skrotus> ok
17:11:00 <BlackWolf> wheres cheesebung?
17:11:00 <simba> its prob the bottom half of that baby 1
17:11:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:11:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon ur kidding?
17:11:00 <TheRon> no
17:11:00 <British^Meat> isnt he in dubai in a kick boxing contest, or something?
17:12:00 <TheRon> johnno, cook played all around it and it hit the off stump
17:12:00 <Skrotus> lol "innocence is sexier than you think"
17:12:00 <Tuftoy> far johnno doing the damage
17:13:00 <TheRon> i just the replay, the ball didn't move, dunno what cook was doing
17:13:00 <simba> loooooool those r pretty fucked
17:13:00 <simba> http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7213/yqq3.jpg
17:13:00 <simba> poison ur baby today
17:14:00 <Skrotus> well a few of these sodas actually started out as "medicine"
17:14:00 <TheRon> coke actually had coke in it
17:15:00 <faux> lol
17:15:00 <BlackWolf> coca caine
17:15:00 <simba> now it has worse shit
17:15:00 <simba> Enjoy Coca Cola
17:15:00 <TheRon> yes
17:15:00 <TheRon> johnno is just aiming at their heads now
17:16:00 <British^Meat> mountain dew actually used to come from mountains
17:16:00 <TheRon> is there a soda called jizz???
17:16:00 <Skrotus> lol
17:18:00 <British^Meat> anyone use mibbit?
17:18:00 <TheRon> yes
17:18:00 <Skrotus> it's the forum thing isn't it?
17:18:00 <British^Meat> whats with the red nicks?
17:18:00 <Skrotus> oh
17:18:00 <British^Meat> your nick was just red
17:18:00 <TheRon> it means someone is typing
17:18:00 <Skrotus> online irc client
17:18:00 <Skrotus> nvm
17:18:00 <British^Meat> oh it does not
17:18:00 <TheRon> does too
17:19:00 <Skrotus> I don't see how they'd do that over irc
17:19:00 <British^Meat> must be pretty hit and miss then
17:19:00 <British^Meat> as the skrots was not red
17:19:00 <British^Meat> but yours was
17:19:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
17:19:00 <TheRon> like just then
17:19:00 <Skrotus> I'm not using mibbit though
17:19:00 <simba> what u can tell when someones typing? thats fucked
17:19:00 <British^Meat> this mibbit has some cool features, but yeh, th red nicks im not totes sure of
17:20:00 <Skrotus> so it might work only for other people using mibbit
17:20:00 <British^Meat> i like the thumb nails etc to pic and vid links
17:20:00 <TheRon> mibbit is just convenient to me
17:20:00 <British^Meat> and the ability to veiw them in a box on the right rather than in a seperate browser window
17:20:00 <British^Meat> id rather MIRC, but its being a dick atm
17:20:00 <TheRon> services are down
17:20:00 <British^Meat> i get cut off of mibbit when im gaming
17:21:00 <TheRon> thats a shame
17:21:00 <British^Meat> and can only see about an hours worth of text
17:21:00 <British^Meat> sometimes i like to browse
17:21:00 <simba> lol
17:22:00 <TheRon> whoops
17:22:00 <simba> i had 2 use mibbit once it was torture
17:24:00 <TheRon> tuftoy, johnno's moustache?
17:25:00 <TheRon> he's got the handlebar moustache going
17:26:00 <TheRon> the chopper read
17:27:00 <TheRon> simba hows the 420 coming?
17:28:00 <simba> ~~UNKNOWN~~
17:28:00 <TheRon> unreliable supplier?
17:28:00 <simba> ,lol no
17:33:00 <TheRon> have you ever notcied that fun size means different things for chocolate bars and breasts
17:33:00 <Serenity> fun size chocolate is a lie
17:33:00 <Serenity> cause id have far more fun with far more chocolate
17:33:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:34:00 <Skrotus> it's fun if you get a whole bag of them
17:34:00 <Serenity> on day i will swim in a pool of warm chocolate
17:34:00 <Serenity> one
17:34:00 <Skrotus> that would be kind of gross tbh
17:34:00 <TheRon> do people proof read irc?
17:35:00 <Serenity> noooo it wouldnt be gross
17:35:00 <Serenity> maybe if there was other people in there i guess
17:35:00 <Skrotus> if they do TheRon, they're terrible at it
17:35:00 <simba> for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
17:41:00 <TheRon> i fart in bed
17:41:00 <TheRon> the bed vibrates
17:42:00 <Skrotus> :/
17:42:00 <TheRon> what?
17:42:00 <Skrotus> this might be why you're single
17:42:00 <TheRon> possibly
17:44:00 <TheRon> ever blown out a birthday cake with your arse?
17:44:00 <doctor> nah
17:44:00 <doctor> ruin the cake
17:45:00 <TheRon> who eats the cake really
17:45:00 <simba> me
17:45:00 <Skrotus> well I'm not eating that cake
17:45:00 <doctor> i like cake, but not when people fart on them
17:46:00 <TheRon> it's organic
17:46:00 <BlackWolf> CAKES!!!!!
17:46:00 <doctor> i'd much rather my cake untainted, but that's just me
17:46:00 <doctor> if people like to fart on their cakes it's no issue of mine
17:46:00 <doctor> we're all different
17:47:00 <TheRon> a bloke farting to blow out the candles would be impressive
17:48:00 <Skrotus> I wouldn't be impressed
17:48:00 <TheRon> surely
17:49:00 <TheRon> ok what if faux did it
17:50:00 <Skrotus> not any better
17:50:00 <TheRon> damn
17:50:00 <faux> .
17:50:00 <Skrotus> no offence faux
17:51:00 <faux> loll
17:51:00 <faux> none taken.
17:52:00 <TheRon> neil diamond - sleigh ride
17:54:00 <simba> lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBJ8iGHUOEg
17:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby Christmas Special 1957 (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
18:06:00 <TheRon> hello
18:11:00 <simba> boy arthur rubinstein u sure do suck at covering chopin
18:14:00 <TheRon> watching the football tonight simba
18:16:00 <simba> whos playebn
18:16:00 <TheRon> no idea
18:16:00 <TheRon> 2 games tonight apparently
18:17:00 <simba> there were mid week games so nothing tonight
18:17:00 <simba> tomorrow we play AgAien
18:18:00 <TheRon> go victory
18:18:00 <doctor> eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die!
18:18:00 <simba> victory never heard of em
18:18:00 <TheRon> yeah right
18:18:00 <TheRon> beat adelaide united in that grand final 6-0
18:18:00 <simba> do they play in the italian second division
18:18:00 <simba> really
18:27:00 <TheRon> yes
18:30:00 <simba> Good.
18:30:00 <simba> adel utd are a gay corporate entity like the crows
18:30:00 <simba> useless and soulless and void of real supporter baseds
18:30:00 <simba> nothing franchises set up in state colors to keep proper clubs down!!!!!!!
18:31:00 <simba> to keep those fat same sponsors pumping their gay money in
18:31:00 <TheRon> your thoughts on carlton?
18:31:00 <simba> at least carlton were a real club
18:31:00 <simba> those supporters will never die
18:31:00 <TheRon> bit woggy
18:32:00 <simba> lol
18:32:00 <simba> wogs shaped vfl
18:32:00 <TheRon> too many for my liking
18:33:00 <simba> were all people mate
18:33:00 <simba> settle down
18:33:00 <simba> afl would be nothing if white man didnt have an impact
18:33:00 <simba> thank those wogs every day
18:33:00 <TheRon> seeing me and julio down by the shcoolyard
18:36:00 <simba> me ruining ur marriage https://31.media.tumblr.com/488cc0d2edc5eaa8ab0716494e54ade7/tumblr_mxdjpbsy571rkf4vto1_400.gif
18:57:00 <simba> faux
18:58:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_DcqPkEYM
18:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Belle and Sebastian (Nov 15, 2008) 3:27 - Category: Music - 1,387,940 views - 4,716 likes (98.5%), 70 dislikes (1.5%)
19:05:00 <Pieter> Awesome is back
19:06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY[movies]> Pieter i got my xbox 360 with halo 4, sonic unleashed, need for speed, wall-e
19:07:00 <Pieter> Thrilling:)
19:09:00 <simba> y did u get sonic and wall e
19:09:00 <simba> and halo and need for speed and an xbox LoL
19:10:00 <Pieter> Freekin stoned:(
19:11:00 <simba> i thought you laughed at people who smoke weed
19:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY[movies]> simba coz thats all i could afford atm
19:11:00 <Pieter> People who go over the top with it
19:11:00 <simba> but i mean what made u buy a wall-e game
19:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY[movies]> lol no idea
19:12:00 <Serenity> of course he laughed at people who smoke weed
19:12:00 <Pieter> Cos its a lil robot]]\
19:12:00 <Serenity> he was stoned
19:12:00 <Serenity> suh
19:12:00 <Serenity> duh
19:12:00 <simba> but being stoned shouldnt make u stupider piet u r doing it all wrong
19:12:00 <Pieter> That too\
19:13:00 <simba> is going over the top with it mashing keys and pretending its your cat
19:15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY[movies]> sonic costed $4, wall-e $4, need for speed - carbon $4
19:16:00 <Serenity> i got a heap of games from eb for my son the other day
19:16:00 <Serenity> like 5-6 for $17
19:16:00 <fawks> oxziejndldisisnslshanssij!!!
19:16:00 <Serenity> o.o
19:16:00 <fawks> :D :D
19:16:00 <simba> Cute.
19:17:00 <Serenity> this fucking game keeps asking me to buy hambergers
19:17:00 <Serenity> NO
19:17:00 <Serenity> im not spending money on a fb game
19:17:00 <Serenity> piss. off.
19:17:00 <fawks> bergers
19:17:00 <Serenity> lol @ bergers... wtf
19:19:00 <fawks> lol
19:19:00 <fawks> FAR OUT IM SO HAPPY I COULD WXPLODE I JUAT WANNA SCREAM
19:19:00 <Sevi> Explode and scream
19:20:00 <Serenity> whats happened
19:20:00 <Serenity> lol
19:21:00 <fawks> I got my results back for my last assignment and I finished my unit with a overall HD
19:22:00 <fawks> hnghngthngnghngngn
19:23:00 <simba> congraju
19:23:00 <Serenity> oh hoo well done
19:23:00 <fawks> cheers
19:23:00 <fawks> so I'm rewarding myself with chinesefood ok
19:23:00 <fawks> LOL
19:23:00 <fawks> while I finish this weeks work which is killing me
19:24:00 <Serenity> chinese food isnt even that bad for you
19:24:00 <Serenity> long as you dont eat 10 kilos of fried pork
19:25:00 <fawks> nah I got chicken n veggies and sefood
19:25:00 <fawks> combination
19:25:00 <fawks> combination seafood whatever
19:26:00 <fawks> I don't like pork
19:26:00 <Serenity> yeah seriously not that bad for you
19:26:00 <Serenity> most of its veggies
19:26:00 <fawks> I love how fresh and crunchy this place makes it
19:27:00 <fawks> usually other places are so oily and salty
19:27:00 <fawks> this place is bossss
19:27:00 <Serenity> ive been doing a heap of stir frys in my wok lately
19:28:00 <simba> i reckon they r way more healthier than us
19:28:00 <simba> i enjoy the amount of everything they use its a nice change from a fucking giant steak and a mound of mashed potatoes or w/e
19:30:00 <fawks> yeah
19:30:00 <fawks> I don't even eat that much meat
19:30:00 <fawks> I should I'm low in iron
19:31:00 <simba> how do u like meatz
19:31:00 <simba> medium rare is 4 me
19:32:00 <fawks> well done pls
19:32:00 <fawks> it can maybe be SLIGHTLY under
19:33:00 <fawks> just a millimeter of pink lol
19:33:00 <fawks> but that's it
19:33:00 <fawks> anything more and I'll vom
19:33:00 <Serenity> youd get more iron from green veggies and nuts etc
19:33:00 <Serenity> i love red meat though
19:33:00 <Serenity> used to be a well done person but now gimme med rare
19:34:00 <grem> don't want that shit mooing
19:34:00 <fawks> I don't like thick steak at all
19:34:00 <fawks> it has to be bashed thin
19:34:00 <fawks> or I won't enjoy it
19:34:00 <fawks> I'm a really slow eater so by the time it gets to the end it's cold and I hate cold meat i
19:35:00 <grem> gimme fillet mignon and ill homer that shit up
19:36:00 <SantaMcFucker> lol
19:36:00 <SantaMcFucker> yumm
19:36:00 <Serenity> i basg mt shnitties really really thin
19:36:00 <Serenity> bash
19:37:00 <fawks> yeah
19:37:00 <fawks> me 2
19:37:00 <fawks> and marinate in lemon
19:37:00 <fawks> before I add the other shiz
19:37:00 <fawks> it gives it a subtle lemony taste
19:37:00 <fawks> when its
19:37:00 <fawks> cooked
19:37:00 <fawks> so yum
19:37:00 <fawks> and a bit of dried oregano in the crumbs
19:37:00 <Serenity> YUM
19:38:00 <fawks> w/ sesame seeds
19:38:00 <Serenity> sometimes i put a bit of romano in the crumbs
19:38:00 <Serenity> so good
19:38:00 <fawks> ray
19:38:00 <fawks> lol is that cheese
19:38:00 <Serenity> lol yeah\
19:38:00 <fawks> nice
19:38:00 <Serenity> its like parmesan but more subtle
19:38:00 <Serenity> nicer flavour
19:38:00 <Serenity> less spew
19:39:00 <fawks> I think you can add a lot of herbs
19:39:00 <fawks> in the crumbs
19:39:00 <fawks> to make it yum
19:39:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
19:39:00 <fawks> as long as it didn't overpower
19:39:00 <Serenity> so many different things you can do
19:39:00 <fawks> doesn't
19:39:00 <simba> i like teh idea of marinating in lemon the schinity
19:40:00 <fawks> yeah it's great
19:40:00 <fawks> learnt something off my mumma
19:40:00 <fawks> lol
19:40:00 <simba> i hope i have gnocchi tonight
19:40:00 <fawks> homemade? or restaurant
19:40:00 <Sevi> Try using tandaco stuffing mix (herb n garlic)
19:41:00 <simba> restauranty
19:41:00 <fawks> bice
19:41:00 <fawks> nice*
19:41:00 <Sevi> To crumb your schnitzel
19:41:00 <fawks> is Sevi MOM?
19:41:00 <Serenity> yuck
19:41:00 <simba> adult flirt room
19:41:00 <fawks> lol
19:41:00 <fawks> le
19:41:00 <fawks> vom
19:42:00 <Sevi> Serenity, what's yuck?
19:42:00 <simba> le elvis
19:42:00 <simba> je suis voldemort
19:42:00 <Serenity> stuffing mix
19:43:00 <Sevi> Its actually really nice used for crumbing
19:43:00 <Serenity> http://www.farmfreshgrocer.com.au/uploads/product/46/30/c4/249d34c8505413b23cdb324ce7ee3bf7.kookakrumbherbandgarlic.jpg
19:43:00 <Serenity> this is better
19:43:00 <Serenity> i use it when im being lazy
19:43:00 <Serenity> otherwise i make my own
19:44:00 <fawks> yum I want schnitzel now
19:44:00 <fawks> lol
19:44:00 <Sevi> Own is always better
19:44:00 <fawks> your own breadcrumbs from scratch? or you ad to a bread crumb mix?
19:44:00 <fawks> add*
19:44:00 <Serenity> lately ive been making my own breadcrumbs
19:44:00 <Serenity> but i used to just buy plain ones then add my own stuff
19:45:00 <Sevi> Make your own bread, then make own breadcrumbs from it
19:45:00 <fawks> yeah that just seems like way too much effort for me
19:45:00 <Serenity> i dont make my own bread
19:45:00 <Serenity> lol not since my bread maker broke
19:45:00 <fawks> might as well grow ad kill my own chickens
19:45:00 <fawks> and grow a lemon tree
19:45:00 <fawks> yay food is here I think
19:45:00 <Serenity> i fucking wish i had a lemon tree
19:45:00 <Serenity> i use so much lemon
19:46:00 <Sevi> I'll trade you cherries for lemons
19:47:00 <Sevi> And homemade bread
19:47:00 <MacFurBurger> yumm'
19:48:00 <Serenity> i really should fix the belt in my bread maker
19:48:00 <Serenity> my oven couldnt cope with bread baking
19:50:00 <Sevi> Id cry if I couldn't use my oven for baking
19:50:00 <Sevi> There goes the cupcake n cake making
19:51:00 <Sevi> Oh that reminds me I have a couple of orders to make up too
20:00:00 <Kynetic> Serenity you can have my bread maker
20:00:00 <Kynetic> ive used it like.. 4 times since i got it like 8 years ago.
20:01:00 <Serenity> haha i used mine so much
20:01:00 <Serenity> like 3 loaves a week
20:01:00 <Serenity> then the belt snapped
20:01:00 <Kynetic> mine sux cos the stupid mixy bit gets baked into the bread
20:01:00 <Kynetic> so stupid.
20:01:00 <Kynetic> im havin homemade pizzas tonight
20:01:00 <Serenity> i used to like to set the timer on mine so the bread would be cooked as im getting up in the morning
20:01:00 <Kynetic> just waitin for the pizza dough to proof
20:01:00 <Sevi> And it rips out half the ass of the loaf
20:02:00 <Serenity> the house would smell sooo good
20:02:00 <Serenity> mm home made pizza
20:02:00 <Kynetic> sevi pretty much or you have to cut into the bread until you get to it and even then it takes a big chunk out of the middle
20:02:00 <Kynetic> yea i bought a gas pizza oven
20:03:00 <Sevi> That sucks
20:03:00 <Kynetic> burnt my first two pizzas last week :P
20:03:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:03:00 <Sevi> I don't use my bread machine anymore
20:03:00 <Kynetic> gonna try again this week but im gonna put them on trays this time
20:03:00 <Serenity> id love a pizza oven
20:03:00 <Serenity> my cousins hubby build a wood fired one in their backyard
20:03:00 <Kynetic> i tried putting them straight onto the pizza stone
20:03:00 <Sevi> Serenity: wood fire?
20:03:00 <Serenity> built
20:03:00 <Serenity> yeah
20:03:00 <Kynetic> which in retrospect was pretty stupid
20:03:00 <Kynetic> ahh nice one
20:03:00 <Kynetic> if i owned my own place id conisidering building one of those
20:04:00 <Serenity> same
20:04:00 <Serenity> apparently theyre not that dear
20:04:00 <Sevi> I make my doughs in the thermomix
20:04:00 <Kynetic> just gotta source some decent clay
20:04:00 <Kynetic> nah build it yaself
20:04:00 <Serenity> you can get most of the stuff from bunnings
20:04:00 <Serenity> to dyi
20:04:00 <Kynetic> most expensive shit is the fire bricks you'd put on the bottom
20:04:00 <Serenity> diy
20:04:00 <Sevi> Do brick n clay
20:04:00 <Kynetic> you use old glass beer bottles to insulate under the fire brick
20:05:00 <ShadowLurker> build one on wheels
20:06:00 <Sevi> Build one big enough to throw a small child in ... or wildebeest
20:06:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/792275_10151637396587157_394492614_o.jpg
20:07:00 <Sevi> Not bad
20:08:00 <Serenity> apparently they cook cakes and everything in there
20:08:00 <Sevi> Yeah you just gotta know your oven
20:09:00 <Sevi> My aunt in donnybrook still has and uses a wood fire stove in her kitchen
20:10:00 <Serenity> my mums got one in her kitchen
20:10:00 <Serenity> but they dont use it
20:11:00 <Sevi> My aunt in york has one too but she only uses it in winter to warm the house
20:11:00 <Sevi> That brings back fond memories
20:14:00 <Serenity> was trying to get mum to cook the christmas turkey in hers
20:14:00 <Serenity> but shes not keen
20:14:00 <Serenity> mostly for the fact having it going for 8 hours or whatever would make the house unbarably hot
20:14:00 <Sevi> Uh huh
20:14:00 <Sevi> Makes summer horrible
20:54:00 <Kynetic> does nothin while services are out Serenity :P
20:54:00 <faux> yeah it does
20:55:00 <faux> no one can join
20:55:00 <Kynetic> err no
20:55:00 <Kynetic> that is disabled
20:55:00 <faux> .
20:55:00 <Kynetic> after services have been offline for a period of time
20:55:00 <Serenity> yes it does Kynetic
20:55:00 <faux> a few people have told me they cant join
20:55:00 <Serenity> Maurice cant get in while its on
20:55:00 <Kynetic> well thats odd
20:55:00 <faux> which is clearly why she removed -R so mauricce can join
20:55:00 <faux> duh.
20:55:00 <Kynetic> its supposed to be disabled!
20:55:00 <Serenity> and i leave it on because pieter cant get back in
20:56:00 <Kynetic> lol
20:56:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE IS DISABLED
20:56:00 <Kynetic> only after it saw you
20:56:00 <Kynetic> :P
20:56:00 <faux> can we let couleurs in
20:56:00 <Serenity> is he there now
20:57:00 <faux> hang
21:02:00 <faux> ok sez
21:02:00 <faux> hes there
21:02:00 <faux> + johninja too
21:02:00 <Serenity> ok when i change it
21:02:00 <Serenity> tell him to john
21:02:00 <faux> k
21:03:00 <couleurs> RIP Leslie Nielsen
21:03:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
21:05:00 <doctor> RIP them, who ever they were
21:05:00 <couleurs> thank u doctor
21:06:00 <doctor> piece be apron u
21:06:00 <faux> apron
21:07:00 <johninja> Basketball title NBA 2K14 has a feature that acts like a vigilant mum by punishing you if swear with a penalty in the game. The Xbox One Kinect sensor or PlayStation camera microphone will hear your profanity when the referee calls a personal foul. Do it twice and you'll get an ejection from the game.
21:07:00 <johninja> lame
21:08:00 <couleurs> allah assbar
21:09:00 <Doodle> just yell FUCK into your mates controller
21:09:00 <johninja> ahaha
21:11:00 <Serenity> do you get fouls like that in actual absketball?
21:11:00 <Serenity> basket
21:11:00 <Doodle> pretty sure they get penalised for swearing
21:11:00 <Doodle> it is jesus lovin muurkah
21:11:00 <johninja> i think the refs let most of it go
21:11:00 <johninja> but you CAN
21:12:00 <johninja> get a technical foul and ejected from the game etc
21:18:00 <Nikky`> Howdy Partnes
21:18:00 <Nikky`> partners
21:22:00 <johninja> wb ChanOP
21:25:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
21:25:00 <johninja> hey Nikky` :D
21:26:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
21:27:00 <johninja> pretty good
21:28:00 <johninja> yourself?
21:28:00 <Nikky`> Yeah tis the weekend so i'm excellent
21:29:00 <johninja> w00T
21:30:00 <Nikky`> w00t is right
21:32:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
21:32:00 <Nikky`> haha
21:32:00 <Longie> hey nikky
21:33:00 <Nikky`> Hey Longie :o)
21:35:00 <PeterSarsgaard> does anyone know about borrittos
21:36:00 <johninja> sure
21:36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what do you know
21:36:00 <johninja> how to make them, what they taste like, what happens if you spill them..many things
21:36:00 <couleurs> i'm a borrittoes
21:37:00 <doctor> i like chokito
21:37:00 <PeterSarsgaard> ok when you buy a borritto from a bakery to cook. the pastry is uncooked, is hte meat inside already cooked so you're really just heating the meat andd cooking the pastry or are you cooking the meat as well
21:37:00 <PeterSarsgaard> don't want to be eating raw borrittto mince
21:37:00 <johninja> i assume its pre-cooked
21:37:00 <johninja> they wouldn't be able to sell it like that uncooked
21:37:00 <PeterSarsgaard> ok you've convinced me
21:38:00 <johninja> i would reccomend putting it in a sandwich press
21:38:00 <crash> if its frozen they could
21:38:00 <Nikky`> sssh crash
21:38:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
21:38:00 <crash> how are you ?
21:38:00 <johninja> burritos don't freeze
21:38:00 <Nikky`> good good, you?
21:38:00 <crash> yeah not bad
21:39:00 <Nikky`> Coolies
21:39:00 <crash> 11 more work days :P
21:40:00 <crash> 88 hours yay
21:40:00 <Nikky`> I have 14
21:40:00 <crash> yeah but your job is probably a bludge anyway
21:40:00 <doctor> i wurk?
21:40:00 <crash> jokes :P
21:41:00 <Nikky`> it is slowly being a bludge
21:41:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua3JAuQJ0RY
21:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Love Spit Love - Richard Butler - Fall on TeaRS hq (May 25, 2010) 4:21 - Category: Music - 7,009 views - 40 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:41:00 <doctor> there's nothing quite like quitting in my mind
21:42:00 <doctor> maybe some day everybody will feel necessary to quit, even if they lose everything
21:43:00 <crash> i reckon they should spell workers like horses
21:43:00 <crash> give them 6 months off
21:43:00 <crash> payed ofcourse by the government
21:50:00 <Picard> bite me
21:50:00 <Picard> harder :P
21:51:00 <Serenity> chomp chomp
21:51:00 <Picard> :) now im aroused
21:56:00 <mandyjane> Lol
21:58:00 <Picard> going off tonight'
21:59:00 <Zade> hello Picard
22:00:00 <Zade> yes appears quite busy
22:00:00 <Picard> yes everyone wants to talk
22:01:00 <Zade> so what are you up to Picard?
22:02:00 <Picard> stuff all, watching some skanky english whores on tv
22:02:00 <Picard> talking about having sti`s and being prgnant
22:02:00 <Picard> looks like a ice whore
22:02:00 <Zade> oh
22:03:00 <Picard> funny thing is this show is on abc2/abc kids lol
22:03:00 <Zade> haha
22:03:00 <Picard> rip nelson, a truly great man
22:04:00 <Picard> www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=simba
22:05:00 <Zade> dont think i have ever watched abc2
22:06:00 <Picard> lol "its only chlamydia"
22:07:00 <Picard> they say it like it doesnt matter
22:09:00 <Zade> sounds like fun viewing
22:14:00 <Picard> lol its amusing
22:14:00 <Picard> maybe it wouldnt be if i was sober
22:15:00 <simba> do u google my irc handle much when ur drunk on friday nights?
22:15:00 <simba> ;D
22:15:00 <Picard> no moron, that was made topic in random weeks ago
22:15:00 <Picard> months actually
22:15:00 <Picard> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=simba'
22:15:00 <Picard> * Set by Element on Wed Sep 25 22:30:23
22:16:00 <simba> ahhhh yes. good channel (not joke)
22:17:00 <Picard> it is good, without scum like u in it
22:20:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/mY-f68J5PPo
22:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the Wikidrummer (Nov 18, 2013) 2:15 - Category: Music - 68,039 views - 1,738 likes (99.4%), 11 dislikes (0.6%)
22:20:00 <couleurs> "cool"
22:20:00 <simba> ....lol
22:23:00 <simba> "cool"
22:25:00 <couleurs> told u
22:25:00 <faux> One sexy lion. He has a hot voice. He is quite badass. And he is not even a murderer!He lets the hyenas do his dirty work. He is a nice goldeny yellow color, not blue at all.
22:25:00 <faux> Girl: Simba is so hot
22:25:00 <faux> Boy: Ew wtf he is a lion
22:26:00 <simba> 4:1)
22:27:00 <Picard> gay
22:27:00 <Serenity> i dont get why that UD is meant to be funny
22:29:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkR4asPMip4
22:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evolution of Beyoncé - Pentatonix (Oct 24, 2013) 6:11 - Category: Music - 7,297,838 views - 194,966 likes (99.2%), 1,552 dislikes (0.8%)
22:30:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOOOO HA HAAAAAAAAAA
22:30:00 <Picard> fuck
22:31:00 <Picard> some is high
22:31:00 <Picard> someone*
22:37:00 <johninja> Arjen Robben Island
22:39:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1457604_593853384020717_2145462661_n.jpg
22:46:00 <simba> good riddance 2 picard
22:47:00 <blue> hi johninja
22:47:00 <blue> hi doctor
22:47:00 <johninja> hi
22:47:00 <johninja> oh
22:48:00 <johninja> just dropped by to say hi
22:48:00 <couleurs> what you done today
22:48:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home
22:49:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:49:00 <johninja> me making coffee~
22:57:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/9GaX3OcdwqY
22:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jingle Bells Disaster (Jul 19, 2013) 0:28 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,648 views - 11 likes (91.7%), 1 dislikes (8.3%)
22:59:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:00:00 <johninja> its that guy who says hi all the time
23:00:00 <johninja> "maybe you should say hi to him" "phht nah fuck that"
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a wicked like 3 hr sleep then
23:00:00 <johninja> a nap
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> think ima walk up to strippers
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00:00 <johninja> cool~
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> a NAPPY
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
23:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3 bro <3
23:01:00 <johninja> <3
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> yo
23:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> dony you yo me
23:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> donny got a dick and he aint none for it, early in the moooorrrning
23:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
23:03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:03:00 <georgeandwell> sup
23:03:00 <couleurs> fagots
23:03:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1454619_10151893142722732_1395590794_n.jpg
23:03:00 <British^Meat> heh
23:04:00 <johninja> lel
23:05:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1463760_10201199746292554_237258377_n.jpg
23:06:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon tony aboot is a great man
23:07:00 <georgeandwell> both great posts
23:07:00 <georgeandwell> good worx
23:07:00 <johninja> one of the greatest misoginist homophobic leaders this country has ever head
23:08:00 <British^Meat> Thank you, thank you
23:08:00 <georgeandwell> thats why i like him
23:10:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563699_10151968715386578_1302026931_n.jpg
23:10:00 <doctor> If Tony Abbott were to die a tagic, horrible, painful death, his prime ministership may be worth while. though highly unlikely due to his gigantic inflated ego
23:10:00 <faux> ilumintati
23:10:00 <doctor> illamifarts
23:12:00 <doctor> or maybe... maybe his gigantic inflated ego may be quite the reason to die a most tragic, horrible, painful death
23:12:00 <doctor> either way, i don't mind him because he was destined to fail from the beginning
23:13:00 <Serenity> ive been on this messed up channel too long
23:13:00 <doctor> lol
23:13:00 <Serenity> i had to find 'gear' in this game im playing. my mind immediately went to drugs
23:13:00 <faux> hehe
23:14:00 <doctor> sorry to hear?
23:14:00 <Serenity> thanks bro, thanks.
23:14:00 <cynology> Hahah.
23:14:00 <cynology> Mad.
23:15:00 <cynology> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
23:15:00 <Serenity> catch of the day has OPI nail polishes for $9.99 faux
23:15:00 <Serenity> free shipping for orders over $25
23:17:00 <faux> oh nice
23:18:00 <faux> erm
23:18:00 <faux> link me
23:18:00 <faux> plspls
23:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk yes
23:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox
23:19:00 <Serenity> http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/event/33069?utm_source=COTD&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=fridayship&utm_content=solus
23:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so happy girl i liked for ages is coming over tomoz
23:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
23:21:00 <beehhh> i had to amputate my cock
23:22:00 <beehhh> hanging by a moment
23:23:00 <georgeandwell> do it
23:24:00 <georgeandwell> use a sicsors
23:27:00 <couleurs> let's go girls!!!!!!
23:29:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell is an evil asian
23:35:00 <georgeandwell> asians r evil...indians are shifty and lazy
23:35:00 <georgeandwell> whites are lazy
23:35:00 <georgeandwell> and wife beaters
23:35:00 <georgeandwell> abos are alcos
23:36:00 <British^Meat> asians? lazy?
23:36:00 <British^Meat> crikey
23:38:00 <beehhh> http://chaturbate.com/kim4fck/
23:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn y doesnt beehhh just die
23:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOOK navy it
23:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> get on a boat and die you fuck
23:42:00 <beehhh> kimsun855
23:46:00 <beehhh> ahhh
23:46:00 <beehhh> :pighornet
23:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
23:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> asio
23:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> good byyyeee bee hornet