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00:00 <Skirmish> I hit a bin one particular night and as if in slow-mo it bent nearly in half and then shot off like a rocket down the side of this house and slammed into the roller door of their garage. I discovered that night that hitting empty bins turned them into missles.
00:00 <The_Baron> aah yes
00:00 <Mew> my friends first car was a sparkly hot pink corolla with pink fluffy seat covers and sparkly interior 
00:00 <The_Baron> the 50 dollar Nissan Sigma
00:00 <Mew> i used to climb out of that looking like i'd be rolling around in a strippers wardrobe
00:00 <The_Baron> that was the common bush basher when I was a youngen
00:00 <Mew> oh yuck the sigma
00:00 <Mew> the baby poo green sigma
01:00 <Mew> wasnt sigma mitsubishi?
02:00 <Skirmish> Knew a guy who drive a R34 GTS with a fair bit of work done that used to always talk about his track car. One day whilst we were standing around I asked what he had in the garage and we all went back to his place. It was a turbo sigma. 
02:00 <Skirmish> I think I stopped talking to him not long after. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it was Mitsu. 
02:00 <Skirmish> The 4cyl old school magnas were spin offs from the sigma. 
02:00 <Skirmish> ASTRON POWER! 
03:00 <Mew> http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2399/101/30995050002_large.jpg?v=0
03:00 <The_Baron> from what I know, sigmas are nissan
03:00 <Mew> that picture just brings back vivid aural memories of my auntys sigma idling
03:00 <Mew> that little rattle
04:00 <Skirmish> Nissan Datsun Pulsars maybe you're thinking of Baron?
04:00 <johninja> i thought sigma was mitsubishi
04:00 <Skirmish> It is. 
04:00 <johninja> yuh
04:00 <The_Baron> nah nissan made sigmas
04:00 <johninja> my mate had a station wagon 
04:00 <johninja> it was a POS
05:00 <johninja> people would give him shit at the light about his car 
05:00 <johninja> he got so MAD
05:00 <georgeandwell> hi
05:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana banana
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Mew> well i'll be damned The_Baron
05:00 <Serenity> i want to bone in a station wagon
05:00 <Serenity> preferably an old kingswood or something
06:00 <Serenity> maybe thats just my inner bogan leeching out
06:00 <Serenity> ohello
06:00 <johninja> hehe
06:00 <Skirmish> A guy that races sprint cars now used to hang out with the group of guys I did and his motto was "There is always an overtaking lane".  I found out what he meant one night. I am driving in the left lane doing 60 in a 100 zone and a mate is in the right lane keeping the same pace and then roaring up the shoulder of the road is his Nissan/Pulsar Datsun overtaking me hitting all the white posts on the side of the road as it goes. 
06:00 <The_Baron> oh mitsubishi made sigmas too
06:00 <Mew> ive done it at a train station stop before
06:00 <Mew> hows that for bogan
06:00 <The_Baron> huh
06:00 <Mew> i think it was up the ass too
07:00 <Mew> it was in during my love for buttsex phase
07:00 <johninja> lol Skirmish
07:00 <Serenity> chrysler made sigmas before mitsushitty
07:00 <Mew> wow sigma is such a slut model of car
07:00 <johninja> sigma sounds like a town whore
07:00 <Mew> choose a maker you whore
07:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <Serenity> we've got half a sigma in the backyard
08:00 <johninja> were they ever even good cars?
08:00 <Serenity> they were good little cars
08:00 <Serenity> great little cars
08:00 <johninja> my mates one had something come loose and it would make huge chopping noises when you drove
08:00 <johninja> hmm ok
08:00 <johninja> mitsubishi ones were shit from my recolections
09:00 <johninja> he was always running out of fuel too
09:00 <Serenity> the one we've had in our yard didnt get touched for nearly 2 years.
09:00 <johninja> such a pov cunt
09:00 <Serenity> started first crank
09:00 <Serenity> does the best fucking burn outs
09:00 <johninja> wow
09:00 <georgeandwell> my mitsubishi could do the harikuri
09:00 <Mew> LOL
10:00 <Mew> the hokipoki
10:00 <georgeandwell> it died with honour
10:00 <Skirmish> The sigmas were rear wheel drive and for a small car that was rare so I think that is what made them popular and why there is so many of them around.
11:00 <georgeandwell> true
11:00 <Mew> mum had a 3cyl daihatsu charade that lasted forever
11:00 <Mew> we got it for free and gave it away to a family friend i think she still uses it to go to the shops
12:00 <Skirmish> You should buy a Suzuki Cappicino Mew. 
12:00 <georgeandwell> nice
12:00 <Mew> theyre so cute
12:00 <Skirmish> 3cyl turbo 2 seater. 
12:00 <georgeandwell> u know why the japs and germans make good products?
12:00 <Mew> that would whip
12:00 <Skirmish> Because they went to war with them?
12:00 <Mew> maybe i could attach a cart to the back of it to carry extra homies
12:00 <georgeandwell> because unlike aussies, when they say there gonna do something, they actually do it
13:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
13:00 <Skirmish> lol a trailer. 
13:00 <The_Baron> it's also their culture, germans are sticklers for efficiency and the japs demand loyalty and oath
13:00 <georgeandwell> but aussies is more like shit talking at work...and boasting, and come back next day, job still not done
13:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking about a new car at the moment but I don't think I will bother for another few years.  The ute is about to pop 40,000k's.
13:00 <johninja> she'll be right mate
13:00 <georgeandwell> then you say something, they say im gonna go to my union rep
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a new idea
14:00 <georgeandwell> thats just shittyness in aussietralia
14:00 <johninja> 40,000 is just wearing in man
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> for a short story j3
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i can write 100 pages
14:00 <Mew> you should get a land cruiser or something cool so you can go take it off road and camping etc Skirmish
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum said she will hook me up and get it published in a magazine
14:00 <Mew> some of the older luxury style land cruisers are badass
14:00 <johninja> i'm sorry we can't all be slaves georgeandwell
14:00 <Serenity> did she just say land cruiser and something cool in the same sentence..
14:00 <Serenity> wtf
14:00 <georgeandwell> i just conclude that the bosses in australia are shit,, and so too are the workers
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend here is from the country
15:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I am torn because on one hand I would like to get something like that but on the other hand I had planned on getting an R34 Skyline or similar. 
15:00 <Mew> yeah theyre wicked
15:00 <Mew> so roomy
15:00 <Mew> and offroady
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n uno how i said johninja, j3, i put on dads hat n he called me 'Brenner' lol
15:00 <Mew> mmmmm
15:00 <johninja> yeah
15:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86GQf4F8htI
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Getting Away With It All (All Messed Up) Album Version (Jun 3, 2009) 4:14 - Category: Music - 1,604,313 views - 5,946 likes (99.2%), 45 dislikes (0.8%)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'm thinking, write a hundred page short story about a guy, living up Riverland
15:00 <Skirmish> Landcruiser Prado is style indeed Serenity. 
15:00 <Mew> get a stagea LOL
15:00 <georgeandwell> the germany and japan, the boss respect the workers, and the workers when they say they will do something, the make sure they do it
15:00 <johninja> i'm sure you could
15:00 <Serenity> spew
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> working title i'd just make The Sheriff
15:00 <georgeandwell> in aussie, its like the complete oppposite
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> make him an anti-hero
15:00 <Skirmish> lol Stagea. No wagons thanks. 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think bro?
16:00 <Mew> i was kidding theyre horrid looking LOL
16:00 <The_Baron> germans also get mad holiday pay, and awesome pensions
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought I'd start on it later tonight
16:00 <johninja> sounds good man
16:00 <doctor> make him go mad and die at the end in some horrible, tragic way
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet man
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah doc
16:00 <Mew> you could probably get a pretty sweet 4wd with lots of power
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'll take all the advice
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me some ideas
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh doc!
16:00 <Mew> subaru maybe
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you like that TS Elliot poem?
16:00 <Serenity> urabus
16:00 <Mew> zoobahroo
16:00 <Skirmish> I think I might just keep the ute because now that holden have said they are making no more utes and the next commodore will be front wheel drive my resale went up. 
17:00 <doctor> it's all about the psychology of the protagonist now days
17:00 <doctor> or at least the writer
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
17:00 <doctor> the more screwed up, the better
17:00 <Skirmish> Plus I could give it to Ethan when he gets his greens and it makes sure he can only have 1 other person in the car.
17:00 <Mew> wow thats pretty lucky
17:00 <Serenity> holden arent making any more of anything lol
17:00 <Serenity> pre sure
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm thinking, some nice narration with little dialogue or just descriptive dialogue
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> pre-tense and past
17:00 <The_Baron> fuck holden
17:00 <Serenity> welcome to re badged daewoo city
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hundred pages of description
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I'd appreciate your own input
17:00 <The_Baron> why australia persists in keeping a dying industry afloat is beyond me
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you and j3
18:00 <johninja> holdens will become more of a colectors item than an actual car
18:00 <Skirmish> Might trade the Subaru for the 4WD.  Since giving that to Kayla to drive it's racked up the K's.  I think she is nearly 70,000k's in 2 years come february. 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me XD
18:00 <johninja> they way it was intended
18:00 <Mew> i like datsuns the best <3
18:00 <The_Baron> why should the government be blackmailed into subsidising them?
18:00 <Serenity> every dickhead wants their holden to be a chevy anyway
18:00 <Serenity> why save them
18:00 <johninja> we should just stop having free trade deals with thailand
18:00 <johninja> thats where all the jobs are going
18:00 <johninja> fuck em
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja
18:00 <The_Baron> but that aint gonna happen is it
18:00 <Skirmish> I have a shirt that says "Chev badges on commdores makes baby jesus cry".
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me some ideas for the character and outback setting
19:00 <Serenity> they make me shitty
19:00 <The_Baron> best bet is, australia focus' on shit that can actually turn a profit
19:00 <Serenity> i get urges to pop them off very roughly with screw drivers
19:00 <The_Baron> Technology research and development would be ideal
19:00 <johninja> i'm not really in the mood PandasDontDrive
19:00 <johninja> gonna clean teef and cig in a sec dude
19:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I should get the new Mustang Ford are selling next year in place of the Falcons they are stopping.
20:00 <georgeandwell> holdens are shit, so are fords
20:00 <georgeandwell> do u still see any 1980s holdens these days?
20:00 <stebie> yes
20:00 <georgeandwell> i see plenty of corollas
20:00 <johninja> plenty of boxy commadores aaround still unfortunatly
21:00 <georgeandwell> u know what would be a good  name for a car
21:00 <georgeandwell> the holden squadron leader
21:00 <The_Baron> VB commodores
21:00 <The_Baron> so boxy
21:00 <Mew> hahahah vb
21:00 <johninja> mmm so so boxy
21:00 <Mew> so apt
21:00 <johninja> its like  shoebox with wheels~
21:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people don't realise that the VB commodore was also sold in a 4cyl variant. 
21:00 <The_Baron> though I do like the VK front grill
21:00 <The_Baron> then the rest lets it down
22:00 <The_Baron> I did know that actually skirmish
22:00 <The_Baron> oddly enough
22:00 <georgeandwell> did they make the vb commodore in the same colour as vb can beer/.?
22:00 <The_Baron> 1.9 litre 4 cylinder I think
23:00 <Skirmish> What I will give Holden is that their V8's sound awesome. The Ford V8's could never compare to the holden grumble. 
23:00 <The_Baron> and then of course the standard 2.6 litre 6
23:00 <georgeandwell> that wouldve been ahead of its time
23:00 <The_Baron> which was an orange engine 
23:00 <Mew> http://hadtolol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/powered-by-centrelink.jpg
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah even with that extra cubic inch, fords are still mneh
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
24:00 <georgeandwell> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Camira! 
24:00 <Skirmish> I taught myself to drive manual in a 4 speed camira. 
24:00 <Skirmish> A red one.
24:00 <The_Baron> ever notice all Camiras lose the back little window
24:00 <Serenity> i see heaps of 80's holdens around
24:00 <The_Baron> well the little side window
24:00 <georgeandwell> hate to be technical but  centrelink wasnt around when that model cam out
24:00 <megamanga>  from junkies breaking in lol
25:00 <Skirmish> I have to go and move a Holden Cruze later. Never been in one of those. Might take it for a spin around the site and see what it's like. 
25:00 <megamanga> theyre aids
25:00 <megamanga> daewoo shit
25:00 <Serenity> it was social security back then
25:00 <The_Baron> DSS
25:00 <Skirmish> CES
26:00 <Serenity> [9:25pm] <Skirmish> I have to go and move a Holden Cruze later. Never been in one of those. Might take it for a spin around the site and see what it's like.
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor
26:00 <Serenity> be careful it doesnt ctach fire
26:00 <megamanga> daewoo engine etc
26:00 <Skirmish> lol I will leave the window down in case I need to make an emergency exit. 
26:00 <The_Baron> CES is Current Employment Statistics
26:00 <georgeandwell> does it come with a fire extinguihser
26:00 <Serenity> all the new holdens are going to be rebadged daewoos
26:00 <The_Baron> it's part of the whole social security process
27:00 <Serenity> everything holden does is a re badged something else
27:00 <georgeandwell> proudly korean
27:00 <georgeandwell> heh
27:00 <megamanga> their build quality isnt that bad but the engines are just hopeless
28:00 <georgeandwell> maybe because they are disposable
28:00 <megamanga> have you seen how they transport trucks?
28:00 <megamanga> stacked one on top of each other... on the tray of a bigger truck
29:00 <Transmatron> put beats onto it and shove em up your ass and then pull em out slowly?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
29:00 <Skirmish> KIA's have improved heaps since they first were released. I would buy one of those rather than an import holden.
29:00 <megamanga> you know why?
29:00 <georgeandwell> why
29:00 <megamanga> they poached one of the head audi designers
29:00 <georgeandwell> one thing i learned in my working life
29:00 <megamanga> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/18/article-0-1238ED8F000005DC-64_964x636.jpg
29:00 <The_Baron> if I were stoopid fuck you rich, I'd just get a Bentley
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you could strangle somebody with it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway mine came out in the wash, have to thread it back through :/
30:00 <Transmatron> damn
30:00 <Transmatron> thats pretty hard to do man
30:00 <The_Baron> so I can be all "FUCK YOU I GOT A BENTLEY!"
30:00 <georgeandwell> in any company ....only 1 in 5 is a employee who will make a difference
30:00 <megamanga> my boss has one lol
30:00 <georgeandwell> people are the most important asset, and im not just using a cliche
30:00 <The_Baron> well when there is a food shortage, people will be an important commodity
30:00 <The_Baron> when we need to refine them into soilent green
31:00 <Transmatron> had to do that with my shorts once
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> patience is a virtue
31:00 <Transmatron> ended up slicing the top of the pants
31:00 <milk> at the end of the rainbow there is a magic well full of the leprechauns gold
31:00 <Transmatron> lining the string and then re-sewing it
31:00 <megamanga> *homeless people*
31:00 <The_Baron> I'm looking at you Africa
31:00 <georgeandwell> 1 in 20 will do good things, maybe 1 in 50 would make the company lots of money, but its usually the 1 who is a total useless retard that gets prommoted...
31:00 <megamanga> you need people who have nutrients, not lack them
31:00 <megamanga> if someone could just knock me out that would be good
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> sohuld have used a pin
32:00 <DrGore> http://daemonfoetalharvest.bandcamp.com/merch
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> to help it along ;)
32:00 <DrGore> strangle proof hoodies
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> prick and pull
32:00 <Transmatron> i bet u think ur smarter than me now eh PandasDontDrive
32:00 <The_Baron> see, we could already be solving many problems with the worlds poor, get em on treadmills and they will power our cities...
32:00 <The_Baron> then when they finally die of fatigue, then we can eat them
32:00 <The_Baron> Gina Reinhardt would be proud
32:00 <georgeandwell> the fat western ppl should be doing that
32:00 <georgeandwell> we will solve obsesity 
32:00 <The_Baron> yeah get the fatties on it too
33:00 <doctor> what's the point? i use my hoodie so i may seldom strangle myself
33:00 <georgeandwell> gina  could start a fitness gym energy business
33:00 <The_Baron> shit, burning Gina Reinhardt would generate enough energy to power australia for a decade at least
34:00 <Transmatron> hoodies are badass man
34:00 <Transmatron> assasins creed style
34:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure her fat would burn slowly enough. All that truffle oil and fois grois would certainly make the fat burn and render out slowly
34:00 <georgeandwell> her daughter is pretty cute
34:00 <georgeandwell> the youngest one
34:00 <megamanga> until she plumps up
35:00 <milk> is it metal?
35:00 <The_Baron> well once the revolution begins and we are hanging bankers and CEO's on street poles, I'm sure the rising proleteriate will give ginas youngest daughter a good seeing to
35:00 <The_Baron> wishful thinking I know right
36:00 <milk> I generally wear military surplus, so I dont have to change clothes for 3 or 4 days, it's cheap and lasts for years
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Transmatron
36:00 <milk> military fashion changes slowly too
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> in what way?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> smarter, I mean.
36:00 <doctor> I wear the same clothes days on end that have lasted me over a decade
36:00 <megamanga> too lazy to revolt
36:00 <The_Baron> indeed
36:00 <megamanga> i know i am
36:00 <georgeandwell> she named her son john
36:00 <georgeandwell> like john hancock
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I'm partial to wearing the same stuff at home :P
37:00 <milk> US military gear is the best, the fabric is really thick
37:00 <doctor> more weight to hold you down
37:00 <milk> true but it doesnt rip after a year like surf gear
37:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure if we could organise it during a long weekend and offer free beer, we could start a revolution
37:00 <georgeandwell> shes the daughter of lang hancock
37:00 <The_Baron> see the tactical problem is, getting enough free beer
37:00 <megamanga> you'll end up like hippie revolutions
37:00 <georgeandwell> mining is pretty rough industry
37:00 <megamanga> too fucked to do anything
37:00 <The_Baron> well to be fair, they kinda did something
37:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon mining is the toughest industry of the toughest men
38:00 <milk> I wear skate shoes
38:00 <milk> thick soles
38:00 <milk> easy to put on
38:00 <doctor> only if you tear at it
38:00 <Transmatron> on other words milk
38:00 <Transmatron> ur a faggot
38:00 <doctor> around the house and back i don't wear any footwear
38:00 <milk> at least I havent transgendered
38:00 <doctor> even to the shops, i tend to go without
38:00 <georgeandwell> the opposite of IT
38:00 <megamanga> pretty sure the toughest men do interior design
38:00 <megamanga> only the strongest of men could handle the amount of ridicule
38:00 <georgeandwell> lol
38:00 <The_Baron> they handle it just fine
38:00 <The_Baron> it's called "I GOT MONEY CUNT!"
38:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon a fella who works in small fashion retail is pretty tough
39:00 <Transmatron> wtf
39:00 <Transmatron> thats bogan as fuck 
39:00 <milk> people smash bottles on the pavement when they see me coming
39:00 <Transmatron> sif u dont wear shoes when out in public
39:00 <Scattered> nuthin wrong with bogan
39:00 <Transmatron> fucken lowlife
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i usually wear socks around the house, and def shoes outside
39:00 <Transmatron> low class peasant 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like having soft but firm feet
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> soles..
39:00 <georgeandwell> thats like a girls job if u know what i mean
39:00 <megamanga> people who cut down trees with their bare hands and no tools, real men
39:00 <megamanga> ...
39:00 <The_Baron> okay...that one is gonna slide
40:00 <doctor> the dirt i find is good
40:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron really does demonstrate in vivid detail how low the common irc troll has fallen. 
40:00 <Transmatron> its common sense to wear shoes when u go outside
40:00 <milk> I have a pair of nuclear fireman's boots
40:00 <Transmatron> theres glass
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
40:00 <milk> lead lined
40:00 <Transmatron> sharp objects
40:00 <Transmatron> dogshit
40:00 <Transmatron> etc
40:00 <Scattered> why milk?
40:00 <milk> but they are really heavy
40:00 <milk> goth
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're prob like me doctor, can walk over prickly jacks n not be bothered by the sting
40:00 <Scattered> kool
40:00 <Transmatron> i wouldnt want to step on then with barefoot
40:00 <Scattered> goth is good
40:00 <milk> I do quite a bit of walking from place to place
40:00 <doctor> that's true
40:00 <megamanga> i need feminism because it points out who is a useless member of society
40:00 <megamanga> i mean
40:00 <georgeandwell> and the army is like a company where there are lots of people who think they are tough
40:00 <megamanga> wait i mean exactly that
41:00 <Transmatron> i have a massive female foot fetish i must admit
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew
41:00 <Transmatron> everyone has their fetishes
41:00 <milk> I had a pair of catepillar boots, the soles were made from the same material as the tyres are made from on those big mining haulpacs
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> @massive foot fetish
41:00 <Transmatron> wats so ew?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not aware of any fetish i have
41:00 <georgeandwell> honestly in the army u dont do hand to hand combat.....u just use machines of war
41:00 <megamanga> yewwwwww
42:00 <milk> the leather upper disintegrated before the soles were 1/3 worn 
42:00 <Transmatron> its just a another part of the body
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> feet are feet, i like cute feet but that's the end of it
42:00 <Transmatron> define how u 'like cute feet'
42:00 <Transmatron> ?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo, cord is just over half way thru the hoodie XD
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> well uno, i dont find fat or stumpy feet attractive
42:00 <Mew> theyre called nipple pasties lol how weird is that
42:00 <Mew> pasties for your nips
42:00 <Mew> cornish nip pasties
42:00 <megamanga> they take away the best bit o look at
42:00 <megamanga> bastards
42:00 <Mew> you get the 2nd and 3rd best bits though
43:00 <Transmatron> but u find cute feet attractive?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like the whole of a woman, some cute flaws are always a bonus
43:00 <Transmatron> see, u already have a foot fetish without even realising it PandasDontDrive
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> petite feet
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> or slender i like
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it's not a fetish
43:00 <Transmatron> yeah, it is.
43:00 <Transmatron> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
43:00 <Transmatron> ur in denial
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> your definition is off
43:00 <Transmatron> come out of the closet man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> check your compas bro
43:00 <Mew> side boob and underboob
43:00 <The_Baron> yeah they aren't made out of pastry though Mew
43:00 <megamanga> that is true
43:00 <The_Baron> though if my missus covered her nipples in puff pastry, I'd be on that like Tony Abbot on a child care workers bonus
43:00 <Mew> awww yeah
44:00 <Transmatron> its ok bro its 2013
44:00 <Transmatron> u can come out
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're losing ya bearings mate
44:00 <Mew> or choux pastry
44:00 <Mew> profiternips
44:00 <megamanga> LOL
44:00 <Mew> hnnnnnnnnng
44:00 <megamanga> with choc filling
44:00 <megamanga> yum
44:00 <Mew> want
44:00 <The_Baron> however
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> calling doctor a peasant for not wearing shoes out the back of his house. Then going on about your massive foot fetish like you were Henry the 8th
45:00 <Transmatron> lol henry the 8th had a foot fetish?
45:00 <Transmatron> see, u already know more about the history of feet fetish than me already
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> how would I know that?
45:00 <The_Baron> edible underwear
45:00 <The_Baron> :/
45:00 <The_Baron> especially if the chick has a heap of pubes
45:00 <The_Baron> it's just not good for anyone involved
45:00 <megamanga> id wear them at work... for 12 hours
45:00 <megamanga> speaking of work, kill me 
45:00 <The_Baron> speaking of work...what's that again?
46:00 <Transmatron> <PandasDontDrive> calling doctor a peasant for not wearing shoes out the back of his house. Then going on about your massive foot fetish like you were Henry the 8th
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> think outside of your foxhole 
46:00 <Transmatron> u just said it
46:00 <Transmatron> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> No I didn't..
46:00 <Loof> and get ur dad's dick out of ur fuckhole
46:00 <Transmatron> not wearing shoes outside is a trait of peaseans and plebs
46:00 <Transmatron> this is fact
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> your 'peasant' mind's stuck on foot fetish, so that's what you drew from my statement.
46:00 <Transmatron> thus me calling doctor a peasant was valid
46:00 <megamanga> 130 hours this fortnight
46:00 <megamanga> death
46:00 <Mew> http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/07/25/RAUNCHCOM-VAN-WILDER.jpg
46:00 <Mew> makes me think of that
46:00 <megamanga> its so creamy mew
46:00 <megamanga> SO CREAMY
46:00 <Mew> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/H44ZLiOlN0A/maxresdefault.jpg
46:00 <Mew> SO CREAMY
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not my fault you've one train of thought.
47:00 <milk> I got charged with breaking my own foot by police officer once
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> THUS saying thus makes thy some genius!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Transmatron> it makes me more smart than u
47:00 <Transmatron> bogan brain
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're mind's aloof mate, like a love-struck thirteen year old girl.
47:00 <doctor> yeah i am a lowly peasent
47:00 <doctor> i have no shame in that
48:00 <Transmatron> good
48:00 <Transmatron> u know ur place
48:00 <Transmatron> i only wish that PandasDontDrive knew his
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a beautiful ectoplasmic soul like me doctor!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that is?
48:00 <doctor> maybe some day you'll fall off your high horse, Transmatron, and find yourself at my level
48:00 <doctor> it's not so bad, trust me
49:00 <Transmatron> PandasDontDrive a bogan who is beneath me
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you claim an awful lot
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im no bogan 
49:00 <Transmatron> its not claims
49:00 <Transmatron> its fact
49:00 <Transmatron> facts
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> certainly isn't intelligence..
49:00 <Skirmish> Bit obsessed with bogans. Did your ex gf fuck a guy in the back of a VN commodore when she was meant to be at her friends house or something Transmatron? 
49:00 <megamanga> where do i sign up to nut on numerous titties
49:00 <Mew> http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/43/f65e0e56442edd4327273d91a7aaa963.jpg
50:00 <Transmatron> nah
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't you love rhetoric!
50:00 <Transmatron> my ex was a bogan
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
50:00 <KatnissEverdeen> what is the bogan commodore of today?
50:00 <Transmatron> i found boganess in females a turn on
50:00 <KatnissEverdeen> can't still be vn/vs
50:00 <Loof> don't worry about Transmatron, he's a bit of a confused dad fucking, brother touching pedo
50:00 <crash> my feet cover to much surface area
50:00 <Skirmish> Still VN commodores. 
50:00 <megamanga> HAHAHAHA
51:00 <doctor> does that mean you have a huge wang crash?
51:00 <crash> VN 5l commo ?
51:00 <Transmatron> i dont drive cars
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be handy on a marsh crash
51:00 <Transmatron> im above it
51:00 <Skirmish> It has to have different coloured doors too.
51:00 <crash> doctor don't know
51:00 <doctor> very humble of you
51:00 <Skirmish> I am loving Holden at the moment. They keep making decisions that will make my ute worth a bit of money in 10 or so years.
51:00 <crash> Skirmish: well its just metal
51:00 <milk> last night some dickheads that ride motorcycles tried to make me buy them this as a present: http://www.globalgear.com.au/weapons/swords/black-ronin-ninja-sword-slimline-machete
51:00 <crash> no need to dress it up
51:00 <The_Baron> oh mom!
52:00 <Transmatron> PandasDontDrive i dont like you 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i very much dislike the feeling of food digesting
52:00 <Transmatron> u rub me the wrong way
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm?
52:00 <Transmatron> i just wanted to get this out there
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> kind of you
52:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1470331_10151850149718099_180801007_n.jpg
53:00 <doctor> if you're interested in cutting up bodies or chopping down cane it may have been a wise investment milk
53:00 <Transmatron> at least i have the decency and respect to tell you outright, right
53:00 <Transmatron> instead of bitching n being two faced n shit
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's admirable
53:00 <Transmatron> thank you
54:00 <doctor> how do we rub you the right way Transmatron?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> my pleasure
54:00 <Transmatron> and your reaction to this revelation of mine is pretty admirable as well
54:00 <Transmatron> we?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
54:00 <Transmatron> whose we?
54:00 <Transmatron> only PandasDontDrive rubs me the wrong way
54:00 <Transmatron> him and only him
54:00 <doctor> oh
54:00 <Transmatron> no one else.
54:00 <doctor> my appologies
54:00 <Transmatron> you're forgiven
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> lol @ trying to score points for "telling people what you really think" on the internet. 
55:00 <Skirmish> What a cock lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> beats Picard anyday
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
55:00 <Transmatron> was that what u said when ur dad came into your room at 1am when u were 9yrs old Skirmish?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONE IT MATEEEEEEEEE!!! Threaded through like a boss! XD
55:00 <Transmatron> <Skirmish> What a cock 
55:00 <megamanga> raperchick
56:00 <Skirmish> Yeah because nobody else ever has ever been given the courage of anonymity to get on the internet and "tell people what they really think of them". 
56:00 <Transmatron> ok skirmish im gona tell u what i really think of you now
56:00 <Skirmish> So apart from your fascination with bogans now you seem to have child molestation on your mind and feel using the internet as a way to transfer these feelings is appropriate?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish: or themselves ;)
57:00 <doctor> I'm unsure of mostly everyone online
57:00 <Transmatron> i put it to you that i think ur a cocksucka and your mother was a whore
57:00 <Transmatron> Skirmish
57:00 <Transmatron> what do you say?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's been speaking, mostly about himself
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> not us
57:00 <doctor> I can't even say I hate or even not like anyone
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> same doctor
57:00 <Transmatron> i hate someone on here
58:00 <Skirmish> The thing with the internet is though that nobody really cares what others think about them ... except the wankers who get on telling everyone else what they think because it's their outlet from the shitty life they live with people constantly looking down on them.
58:00 <Transmatron> before u PandasDontDrive
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Transmatron> i hate fucken bastardly_one
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers
58:00 <Transmatron> where the fuck is that old hag?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig n cup o char
58:00 <Transmatron> `seen bastardly_one
58:00 <prowl> Transmatron, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 hours 26 minutes ago (09.12. 19:31) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 15 minutes there.
58:00 <Transmatron> pfft wat a stupid quit msg
58:00 <Transmatron> he's such a fag
01:00 <milk> doctor, I had to turn them down because I have an electricity bill due next week
03:00 <doctor> I'd much rather not lose you milk, possibily a wise decision
03:00 <milk> which is usually a magic number inflated to the cost of the power company's head of accounting porsche payment + a KFC meal
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bloody tea was luke warm :/
04:00 <doctor> Nothing you have any control over, for now
04:00 <milk> I already have an extensive collection of knives and a few swords
04:00 <doctor> I like luke warm coffee so I can skull it
05:00 <doctor> I gathered milk, but you wont need them where you are headed
05:00 <milk> I even have a Goblin Trick Sword set
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> woman I know wants to start up a new business and needs a tch geek and I don't know why she thinks I'm great with computers
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
05:00 <cherri_pie> its cherri pie the ragin slut
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> might suggest somebody, she will pay large $$
06:00 <milk> it's a set of japanese style pirate swords. the long sword is mild steel and the short sword is hardened folded steel
06:00 <cherri_pie> whats up mother fuckers
06:00 <johninja> :)
07:00 <milk> if someone picked up the long sword, you say "at least let me have the short sword to be honourable" the short sword would chop it in half like butter
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> depends on the sword
07:00 <milk> Goblin Trick Sword set
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> depends on a lot of things milk
07:00 <milk> you put it in an obvious place
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah, you don't need any weapon besides your mind and body
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> RIIIPPSTAAAAA
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> my ninja XD
08:00 <Ripsta> =]
08:00 <Ripsta> chillin
08:00 <Ripsta> tired
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> crackin?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> saemz
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting for a 'business' call lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I already know I'm not qualified 
09:00 <milk> my best knife is a German Steel kitchen knife
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
10:00 <milk> cost like $45 and came with the stainless steel formula
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav knife's my dads army knife
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav knife i bought is my whittling knife
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> better to make your own knife for combat dude
11:00 <milk> I have an antique butchers steel I inherited, it's worth about $400
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
11:00 <Cripla> mmm sluts
12:00 <milk> still has serrations
12:00 <milk> must be about 120 years old
13:00 <milk> i used it to sharpen a $2 knife from the $2 store
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a devious mind ;)
13:00 <milk> and pruned the palm trees and lemon tree with it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> man seroquel does wonders for odc
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb fox
14:00 <fawks> thanks
15:00 <milk> it was so sharp, that when I full swinged a palm fond it went straight through and the palm fond took about 10 seconds before it fell off
15:00 <KatnissEverdeen> they say ceramic knives are best
15:00 <KatnissEverdeen> they are sharpest
15:00 <milk> the sap held it in place
15:00 <milk> easily delimb someone with it
16:00 <KatnissEverdeen> ceramic knives are not good for bone
16:00 <milk> ever heard of a fractal knife?
16:00 <KatnissEverdeen> they are sharp but chip easily with bones 
16:00 <milk> they used a micro laser to sharpen tiny fractal serrations on it in a fractal pattern
17:00 <milk> v.expensive
19:00 <Cripla> whooo chrvches on letterman
22:00 <Cripla> 10
24:00 <VONGE> 8
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder which movie to watch next
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> enjoyed watching The Recruit, been sooo long
25:00 <johninja> 3.9
25:00 <VONGE> `seen pieter
25:00 <prowl> VONGE, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 12 hours 38 minutes ago (10.12. 11:46) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 5 minutes there.
25:00 <Cripla> Yes, its time to smoke a nice 3 paper fatty
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> The adjustment Beaureu mebe
26:00 <johninja> mmm
27:00 <milk> just dl'd Interview with the Vampire
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
27:00 <The_Baron> be a man
27:00 <The_Baron> smoke a bong!
27:00 <Cripla> i quit the filthy bongs
27:00 <Cripla> its a junkys way to get hi i think
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lot better than queen of the damned
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was shite
28:00 <The_Baron> nah, it's conservative
29:00 <milk> didnt catch that one
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Aaliyah was hot in it hehe
29:00 <milk> the original Blade movie was good
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought bout watching that tonight
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like two more
29:00 <The_Baron> need at least a half gram to make a spliff decent
29:00 <The_Baron> and then u don't get near as high as a cone
29:00 <Cripla> it get you 262636633 times more baked in a bong
29:00 <johninja> if its primo hyg then spliffs are a bit of a waste imo
29:00 <johninja> good for bush though
29:00 <Cripla> i put a bit over a g in a 3 paper
29:00 <The_Baron> I do like the odd jay if the weed is especially fruity/flavoursome
30:00 <milk> the first Vampire's vs Werewolves movie was good too
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Underworld?
30:00 <milk> yeah that one
30:00 <beehhh> double the internet double the pleasure
30:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, if I only got an 8th or a quarter, bongs all the way
30:00 <Mew> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kaezQe9NMn0/UEe5UrOpQqI/AAAAAAAA558/D43yjXxvqFg/w506-h406/photo.jpg
30:00 <johninja> i mainly smoke them because its hard to bong on in public
30:00 <johninja> nice creeping effect too
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah I only do em in public too
30:00 <The_Baron> though my mate made me this awesome jacket years ago I wish I still had
30:00 <The_Baron> it was a bong jacket
30:00 <The_Baron> the cone was in the pocket
30:00 <The_Baron> and the mouthpiece was in the left sleeve
31:00 <milk> McInternet
31:00 <beehhh> bushfire season more volunteers need but no asian wanna
31:00 <milk> asians start bushfires when they cook peoples dogs in the backyard
31:00 <The_Baron> the top pocket that is
31:00 <The_Baron> just used surgical plastic piping to rig it all up really 
31:00 <johninja> nice
31:00 <The_Baron> that tubing u see on IV drips, perfect
32:00 <johninja> wouldn't it get a bit stale?
32:00 <The_Baron> man, I loved it, just had to light a ciggy to cover up the smoke
32:00 <The_Baron> and yeah light up cones in my pocket
32:00 <Mew> seen this The_Baron? http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/09/50649cba25495.jpeg
32:00 <The_Baron> oh the water chamber was in the right side pocket
32:00 <The_Baron> it was easy to empty
32:00 <The_Baron> and every month u had to pump the line with some cleaning solution
33:00 <beehhh> and betrays gillard
33:00 <The_Baron> haha I have seen something like that Mew
33:00 <The_Baron> u know what is good for public smoking, we used to drill two holes into certain trees around town
33:00 <The_Baron> and then we could pack em and smoke em pipe style
33:00 <Mew> http://drsmokingpipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ZOBO-ZB502C1.jpg
33:00 <Mew> that'd be kewl
33:00 <The_Baron> was really just for the novelty
34:00 <beehhh> make sure you dont angry your plamber/plaster, do a short course if needed
34:00 <milk> I'm suspicious about that story
34:00 <Loof> die beehhh you worthless waste of oxygen
34:00 <milk> normally tradespeople wall up the people alive
34:00 <Mew> hahaha
34:00 <Mew> the first time i ever smoked weed it was out of an apple
34:00 <The_Baron> apple bongs are only good for 2 hits
34:00 <The_Baron> then it tastes like shit
34:00 <Mew> yeah i think thats as long as it lasted
34:00 <The_Baron> however, convincing someone to eat the apple after is always amusing
34:00 <Mew> it was one of the "end of a very drunk night" activities
34:00 <The_Baron> OH
34:00 <Mew> usually when all the bad stuff comes out
35:00 <beehhh> huh u & ur son first to go
35:00 <beehhh> i might spear the kid
35:00 <The_Baron> best ever is if ur at the snow
35:00 <The_Baron> u make an igloo bong
35:00 <The_Baron> just pack up snow and shape it like a bong
35:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, SMOOTHEST HIT EVER
35:00 <Mew> oh yeah cos of the cold
35:00 <The_Baron> the trick is to drench the igloo u made in water and let it freeze for a few hours
36:00 <beehhh> mybudget
36:00 <The_Baron> it will be almost as solid as glass
36:00 <Mew> OH
37:00 <Mew> http://forum.grasscity.com/bongs-bubblers-water-pipes/637365-my-first-bong-australian-springer-style.html
37:00 <Mew> do you remember those?
37:00 <The_Baron> aah the orchy bottle
37:00 <The_Baron> :/
37:00 <The_Baron> I do
38:00 <Mew> orchy?
38:00 <The_Baron> oh wait, I see the image now
38:00 <VONGE> shutup mew
38:00 <VONGE> bitch
38:00 <Mew> suck my left tit VONGE
38:00 <Mew> cunt
39:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuXg_kODP-s
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Bong: Testing of the Skull Pipe (frozen, made from ice) (Mar 27, 2011) 0:33 - Category: Science and Technology - 16,804 views - 62 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <The_Baron> so gotta do this
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to watch anacondas 2 but that whiney black guy annoys me lol
42:00 <Gladiatrix>  wow ! i didnt know there was a  anaconda 2 movie
42:00 <Gladiatrix> i saw the first movie that is enough for me
42:00 <beehhh> army started the bushfire in nsw
42:00 <RadeoActiv> there was a 3rd
42:00 <beehhh> curtin uni sucks
43:00 <RadeoActiv> and I think a 4th
43:00 <beehhh> not many people but too much complaints
43:00 <Gladiatrix>  i didnt know anaconda's excisted till that movie
43:00 <beehhh> Darwin seems progressive
44:00 <beehhh> aboriginals are white inside
44:00 <Gladiatrix>  worst movies ever snakes on a plane and skyline
44:00 <VONGE> sHUTUP MEW
44:00 <VONGE> ROTTEN TURD
44:00 <British^Meat> turbo caps lock :)
45:00 <beehhh> captain phillips was good
45:00 <Gladiatrix> i want to see that
45:00 <beehhh> spiderman 4, I, Frankenstein, and captain america, 47ronin, 300, robocop so many comming
46:00 <Gladiatrix>    did you know theyve made a NEED FOR SPEED movie?
47:00 <beehhh> seen TheRon
47:00 <beehhh> 'seen TheRon
47:00 <beehhh> `seen TheRon
47:00 <prowl> beehhh, TheRon ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 53 minutes ago (10.12. 17:54) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 1 hour 56 minutes there.
47:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
48:00 <milk> they are called coconuts beehhh, brown on the outside, white inside
48:00 <beehhh> yeah
48:00 <Gladiatrix>   im a fan of the NFS games
49:00 <beehhh> all movies are hit by the animation
49:00 <beehhh> augmented reality
49:00 <Gladiatrix>  yes
49:00 <Gladiatrix>  they make movies outta anything these days
49:00 <Cripla> `seen pieter
49:00 <prowl> Cripla, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 13 hours 2 minutes ago (10.12. 11:46) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 5 minutes there.
50:00 <Mew> `seen Pieter
50:00 <prowl> Mew, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 13 hours 3 minutes ago (10.12. 11:46) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 5 minutes there.
50:00 <British^Meat> `seen pieter
50:00 <prowl> British^Meat, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 13 hours 4 minutes ago (10.12. 11:46) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 5 minutes there.
51:00 <beehhh> blacks are getting asian g/f 
51:00 <Mew> i wonder if we could get prowl kicked for repeating
51:00 <British^Meat> yer
51:00 <British^Meat> that'd be kinda cool :)
52:00 <milk> pornz are the best movies
52:00 <British^Meat> not sure, coz it'd be using our nicks as first word
52:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <AngrymanXL> I thought asians hated blacks.
53:00 <Mew> yeah one of us would have to change nicks and someone else use that nick for the last one
53:00 <Mew> and all in the same minute so the time doesnt change
53:00 <Mew> LOTS OF EFFORT
53:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
54:00 <milk> I haz seen this movie with Amai Liu and see loves blacks
54:00 <beehhh> only the male
54:00 <British^Meat> one of us would get kicked too i think?
55:00 <beehhh> i know already five black on campus dating chinese girls
55:00 <beehhh> must be the dick
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah Gladiatrix I like Anaconda: Hunt For The Blood Orchid more than the first one
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> the third one sucked balls though
58:00 <beehhh> mr & mrs smith crushed their motobike while trying to escape from foot patrol cops with a bag of speed
58:00 <beehhh> in perth
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder what the sequel to that movie was like
00:00 <beehhh> vehicle engulfed into flame and bag was thrown over the bridge such a stunny scene ...you dont get to see that everyday
00:00 <Gladiatrix>  yeah PandasDontDrive
00:00 <Gladiatrix>  sometimes the 2nd movie is better then the first one
01:00 <Gladiatrix>  theres even another jurassic park comming out next year
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah Jurassic World
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> been waitinf for it for so long
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting*
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
02:00 <Gladiatrix> ive only seen  1 , 2 ,3
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good JP movies
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 was a cool break from the style of the first 2
02:00 <Gladiatrix> i didnt  mind   it
03:00 <beehhh> Noah is also be good
03:00 <Gladiatrix> there  was a movie i was  looking forward to see  but   not sure if it will  ever get finished an release
03:00 <beehhh> michelle johnson got 8wickets
04:00 <Gladiatrix>  fnf
05:00 <beehhh> Gladiatrix i know who u are
06:00 <beehhh> i come back later enjoy chatting
06:00 <beehhh> peace3
06:00 <Gladiatrix> ?
08:00 <Gladiatrix> get up to much over the weekend PandasDontDrive? 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> which movie is this Gladiatrix?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah sure did
11:00 <Gladiatrix>    fast n furious 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh 7 yeah
11:00 <Gladiatrix> yes
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> they said on hold indef but u never know
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'd think he'd have wanted it finished
12:00 <Gladiatrix> yeah
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean, they finished The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasas even though Heath Ledger died before he could finish it
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> so uno..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hopes up, fingers crossed!
12:00 <Gladiatrix>   well apparently   only a quater was done
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> replace him with Ryan Gosling and Fast 7 would rock :P
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
13:00 <Gladiatrix>  yeah but   with  Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasas  it was a fantasy movie
13:00 <Gladiatrix>  so they could get away with it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it worked so well two!
14:00 <Gladiatrix> yes
15:00 <Gladiatrix>  fast an furious wont be the same with out Paul but o well
17:00 <Gladiatrix> have you seen the movie skyline PandasDontDrive?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> back
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i saw the first one with mum at the drive in and on saturday we watched fast 6 here n had a cider each
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> we were both spooked bigtime when paul walkers car flips in the tunnel lol
20:00 <Gladiatrix> when i first heard   about it  i thought it was a hoax
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh, I was going to say, so many crappy monster movies, Anacondas 2 is great, the snakes are really based/designed on the largest python ever to exist, extinct now, and it's set in Borneo, and there's a fricken Bengal tiger at the beginning, but moving past that it's an awesome movie!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I didnt, read it on tmz
21:00 <Gladiatrix> then i heard it was true and  yeah
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well in all honesty
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> his friend would have to have been speeding.. so, yeah.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> car doesnt crash and burst into flames going 40mph
22:00 <Gladiatrix> yeah
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sux cause the end of Fast 6 with Statham was AWESOME huhu
22:00 <Gladiatrix>  i just think if only Paul didnt get in the damn car
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so orgasmed
23:00 <Gladiatrix> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> to me it only sucks because he did a lot of charity work
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> other than that..
23:00 <Gladiatrix> ive always liked him even before the fast an furious movies
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah The Skulls hehe
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav movie of his is Into The Blue
24:00 <Gladiatrix>  first movie i saw Paul in  was Pleasantville
25:00 <Gladiatrix> i saw  in to the blue , running  scared  ,  eight blow etc
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck me
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i lent forgetting sarah marshal to someone 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> mustve been ages ago
25:00 <Gladiatrix> that was an ok movie
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah eight below ahah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> the huskie one huh
25:00 <Gladiatrix>  yes
26:00 <Gladiatrix>  true story too
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was cool
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> made me want to watch WHite Fang
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
26:00 <Gladiatrix>  a movie i like   only due to  it having border collie in it
26:00 <Gladiatrix>  was babe
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool flick
26:00 <Gladiatrix> it was a alright movie
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had one when i was a kid
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don
27:00 <Gladiatrix> i love border collies
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
27:00 <Gladiatrix>  they come in all sorts of colours
27:00 <Gladiatrix>  but i  rather them black an white
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ours was brown and white
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> never had a dog after him
28:00 <Gladiatrix>     aw
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> not a big dog person tbh or cat
28:00 <Gladiatrix> it is sad loosing   apet
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> have had rabbits, rats, a mouse, birds, peruvian guinea pigs (imported)
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a beta fish a lil while back
29:00 <Gladiatrix>  outta all the animals you  just mention  ive only  had a bird
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> he lasted like 4 months, he was a runt uno, didnt have the big beautiful tail, kinda bought him for that reason
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive been thinking of getting a cockatiel
29:00 <Gladiatrix> i rather dogs and cats   
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's one at the markets in town that has such a great personality
30:00 <Gladiatrix>  you can cuddle them then lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i had a dog id want a terrier
30:00 <Gladiatrix> im not in to smaller dogs
30:00 <Gladiatrix>  i rather bigger dogs
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> love how they were bred to hunt/kill rodents
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye?
31:00 <Gladiatrix> german sheperds  / border collies
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dautschhound?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> however it's spelt lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I don't like what Krufts has done to german shepherds
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the closest you get to an actual GS is a police dog
31:00 <Gladiatrix> good guard dogs
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> over the last 50 years they've been so heavilly inbred
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> like most breeds
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a doco on Krufts that would break your heart.
32:00 <Gladiatrix>  yeah suppose
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> 100 yrs ago the pug wasnt so small and had no respitory problems, no pushed in nose
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a picture of one but lost most of my pics when i formatted
33:00 <Gladiatrix>  german sheperds have a problem with their hip 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah their hind legs 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> heavilly inbred show ones are fucked
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> they should all be put down, it'd be more humane
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like ridgebacks, the ridgeback is a deformity
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they kill the normal pups, keep the ridgebacks :/
34:00 <Gladiatrix>  if you have a sheperd  for  10 years you be lucky
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> m
35:00 <Gladiatrix> a friend of mine has a border collie she live till she was 16
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> not bad huh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb Skirmish
35:00 <Gladiatrix> yeah
35:00 <Skirmish> Thanks. 
35:00 <Gladiatrix> *had
35:00 <Skirmish> It's good to be back.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> id like another rat but eh
35:00 <Gladiatrix>   ah ok
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 yrs isnt long enough lol
36:00 <Gladiatrix>  i dont like rats
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you know that every pet rat can be traced back to one man whom after it was made illegal to use dogs for scientific purposes, he switched to rats
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
37:00 <Gladiatrix> dont think i did :D
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
37:00 <Gladiatrix>  pets  are good company
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you can be bothered with one
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im still deciding if i can
38:00 <Gladiatrix> well yes
38:00 <Gladiatrix> i hate it when people say you cant replace a  pet 
39:00 <Gladiatrix>  i know you cant
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> well dogs especially, because they are bilingual
39:00 <Gladiatrix> but  getting another pet helps the grieving
39:00 <Skirmish> Wish I had a CD to listen to. The sound system here is quite good.
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> they can recognise the faces of people they've only seen a picture of for a few seconds but can't recognise another dogs picture they've only seen for a few seconds
40:00 <Gladiatrix> i havent listen to  CDS for ages
40:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... the CD tray won't open ... 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
40:00 <Gladiatrix>  and i love the fact when you come home form being somewhere PandasDontDrive  they greet you 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha yeah
41:00 <Gladiatrix> :D
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> console is my companion ;)
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave a book out, so welcoming :P
42:00 <Gladiatrix>  lol yup
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <Gladiatrix> btw i like your nick
42:00 <Gladiatrix> ;)
42:00 <Gladiatrix> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ditto
43:00 <Skirmish> Well now I know why there is such an impressive sound system here. It's fucked and only the radio works.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep thinking of Obelix
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> Won't even play the music off my iphone.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i love those Asterix movies
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
43:00 <Gladiatrix> Iphone batteries dont last
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah not for long huh
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> should just turn ur phone off when u go bed :p
44:00 <Gladiatrix> nope
44:00 <Gladiatrix> yeha i should
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do that or put it on silent
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i forget how to take it off silent lol
44:00 <Gladiatrix>  even closing the Apps  dont do much
44:00 <Skirmish> This is only a few weeks old so I am getting a few days out of the battery at the moment.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like mums ifone more than mine
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinner n longer
45:00 <Gladiatrix>  you got the Iphone 5 Skirmish?
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah 5S.  I like the fact it is a metal body.
45:00 <Loof> no idea why people go iphone or windows phones
46:00 <Skirmish> I went back to iphone because I am sick and tired of google's store and quality of apps. 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> why not
46:00 <Gladiatrix> i was thinking in getting  a  samsung galay for my next phone
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember on here Loof way back
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> when ifone was out
46:00 <Gladiatrix> *galaxy
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i was the only person getting a galaxy s
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone was hacking on me over it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> now ppl here diss ifones n go on about galaxy
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i lol
47:00 <Loof> apple died with steve jobs
47:00 <Skirmish> I've got a Samsung Galaxy S3 in a drawer now. Awesome phone. Android is pretty shit if you are someone that doesn't want to fiddle too much with your phone.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
47:00 <Gladiatrix> i didnt intend on getting  a iphone i wanted to be diffrent at first lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> galaxy s cost me 800 n i bought two, sold one to my best friend at the time
47:00 <Gladiatrix>  everyone has a iphone
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so big
47:00 <Loof> yeah people who just want to look good get iphones, people who actually want to use their phone get androids
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked how the backgrounds moved lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> but way pref ifone
48:00 <Gladiatrix> my last phone was a andriod
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> m
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> personal choice
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i went a year without a mobile
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> was wonderful
48:00 <Gladiatrix>   i couldnt do that
48:00 <Skirmish> I've got an ipad I bring to work to pass the time and now I use the icloud website on my desktop to set calendar updates and reminders and they sync to my phone. It's a seamless system of simplicity.  Wifey is going to uni next year so I got her a macbook and she loves it. 
48:00 <Gladiatrix>  i cant live without my phone
49:00 <Loof> Android dominates 81 percent of world smartphone market: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57612057-94/android-dominates-81-percent-of-world-smartphone-market/
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> just like how happy i am having thrown out my microwave some months ago
49:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Just because 81% of lemmings have them doesn't make them the best choice. 
49:00 <Gladiatrix>  Skirmish , have you heard of evernote
49:00 <Gladiatrix> ?
49:00 <Loof> yeah you have to copy everything to the phone using itunes
49:00 <Loof> so stupid
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
49:00 <Skirmish> There is a variety of programs you can use apart from itunes.
50:00 <Gladiatrix> evernote is good
50:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of evernote. 
50:00 <Gladiatrix>  i got it on my phone
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell me Skirmish!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh evernote
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on credit 
50:00 <Gladiatrix>   write notes and ad it to the computer
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n atm have no credit
50:00 <Loof> why can't you just copy files right to the phone like a usb stick with iphones?
50:00 <Loof> cause apple is evil
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof y worry bro u dont own one lol
51:00 <Gladiatrix> i ca transfer my photos using icloud  form iphone to pc
51:00 <shadsam> There is a variety of programs you can use apart from itunes.
51:00 <shadsam> LIKE ?
51:00 <Skirmish> because they want to protect the integrity of the phone instead of allowing instant access via a usb cord?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm ill chat again when the level of intensity in conversation drops..
51:00 <Loof> cause they're pigs
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig time.
51:00 <Loof> they just want you to install bullshit apple software on ur pc
52:00 <Loof> i'm getting into games dev on ios and android atm
52:00 <shadsam> WHAT OTHER APA APART ROM ITUNES ?
52:00 <Loof> using unity 3d
52:00 <Gladiatrix> my fave game on the iphone is angry birds hehe
53:00 <Skirmish> www.mediamonkey.com <---- itunes alternative. 
53:00 <shadsam> THANKS
53:00 <Skirmish> There are more, but I have used this one in the past so I know it works.
53:00 <Loof> sooo much android can do when it comes to 3d performance that iphones cant
53:00 <Loof> if you wanna game
53:00 <Loof> get an android
54:00 <Skirmish> I don't see why you would want to game on a screen so small.
54:00 <Loof> if ur a poof, get an iphone
54:00 <Loof> that's why they're making phones bigger
54:00 <Loof> my note 2 has a screen bigger than a psp
55:00 <Skirmish> What's the point of having bigger phones? My mrs has a note 2 and it was cool at first but now she hates the size.
55:00 <shadsam> SWEET
55:00 <Loof> i have a note 2 and i wish it was bigger
55:00 <shadsam> FUCKING FLYING COCHROACH
55:00 <Loof> thinking of getting one of those HUGE sony ones
55:00 <shadsam> OMG
55:00 <Loof> xperia
56:00 <Loof> waterproof
56:00 <Skirmish> After giving Android a shot for 2 years I am happy to remain with Apple now unless Android comes up with something game changing that is beneficial to me.
57:00 <Skirmish> To have great integration between devices it's Apple all the way. 
57:00 <Loof> yeah having to load up itunes everytime you want to copy something to the device
57:00 <Loof> no thanks
57:00 <Skirmish> Any dickhead can list an app on Google Store and more often than not they don't do what they are meant to. At least the apps on Apple work and work well when you compare them to their android versions.
58:00 <Loof> there's ratings
58:00 <Skirmish> lol what do I need to copy to my device?
58:00 <Loof> pdfs
58:00 <Loof> mp3s
58:00 <Loof> oh and forget about playing a movie that isn't quicktime on an iphone
58:00 <Skirmish> I just listed a program you can download and use that's not itunes .... 
58:00 <Loof> why should you have to use a program
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> still debating?
59:00 <Gladiatrix> anyways people
59:00 <Skirmish> I use the app Cinexplayer to play movies on ipad. Plays .avi and more.
59:00 <Gladiatrix>  im going to call it a night
59:00 <Skirmish> Night. 
59:00 <Gladiatrix>   was nice talking to you all 
59:00 <Gladiatrix> :)
59:00 <Skirmish> You too. 
59:00 <Gladiatrix> gn
59:00 <Gladiatrix> goodnight*
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
00:00 <Loof> does cinexplayer work on iphone and play mkv, avi, mp4's?
00:00 <Loof> apple got rid of vlc
00:00 <Skirmish> I assume it would.
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm gotta say im with her
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf staying up debating nothing at this houor
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite Skirmish, Loof shadsam XD
00:00 <Loof> night
01:00 <Skirmish> Night.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Love Panda
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> I have nothing else to do for a while so irc is it lol
02:00 <Skirmish> I know that cinexplayer plays .avi and mp4's for a fact but cannot remember if I have played a .mkv with it or not. I don't download many of them.
03:00 <Skirmish> Usually all .avi and .mp4
04:00 <Loof> yeah it does play em
04:00 <Loof> not bad
04:00 <Rice> geting root access to android can be tricky
04:00 <Loof> wish it was around when i had my 3gs
05:00 <Loof> rooting my android was easy
07:00 <Skirmish> I rooted my android and installed Cyanogen on it and 3 days later the motherboard shat itself. I was lucky that in doing so they couldn't check if the phone was rooted or not and still fixed it under warranty,
10:00 <shadsam> HEAPS BETTER SKURMISH
12:00 <shadsam> What os is galaxy ?
12:00 <shadsam> s3
12:00 <Loof> anroid
13:00 <shadsam> ok
13:00 <Loof> another shitty thing about iphones: built in battery
13:00 <Loof> why did apple do this?
14:00 <Loof> this sums it up: http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/519895/20131106/samsung-galaxy-note-3-apple-iphone-5s.htm#.UqXrq_QW1BE
14:00 <Loof> iphone is shitter in every spec, yet more expensive
15:00 <Loof> apple got rid of vlc from the itunes store because it plays video formats that compete with quicktime, so that cinexplayer will probably be next to go
16:00 <shadsam> THANKYOU SKIRMISH
17:00 <shadsam> U THE LEGEND
17:00 <shadsam> ITUNES SUX
17:00 <shadsam> >:p
18:00 <Skirmish> Yes, yes I am a legend lol
18:00 <shadsam> LOL
18:00 <shadsam> MAD
19:00 <Loof> built this 3d city to use in an android or ios game with the click of a mouse, unity 3d rules man
19:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/JHZXNPg.jpg
19:00 <shadsam> only trouble i had
19:00 <shadsam> stupid itunes
20:00 <Loof> cant even drag and drop shit to the phone
20:00 <Loof> have to use itunes (or another app)
21:00 <Loof> more work
21:00 <shadsam> its so fast
21:00 <shadsam> i know loof
21:00 <shadsam> stupid
21:00 <Loof> maybe if you could just open up itunes and drag files to it and it copies them to the phone, that would be good
21:00 <shadsam> yes
22:00 <Skirmish> You can. That is how I load movies to watch on Cinexplayer. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Open itunes, select the App ... select files to move to the ipad to be used by the app. Click go.
23:00 <cherri_pie> why did apple do this
23:00 <cherri_pie> il tell u why
24:00 <Loof> so many mouse clicks
24:00 <cherri_pie> coz if battery fucks up u cant buy a new one
24:00 <Loof> instead of just 1 click
24:00 <Maurice> Eww, itunes
24:00 <cherri_pie> u got to buy a whole new iphone
24:00 <cherri_pie> there smart
24:00 <Maurice> Bucket of shit
24:00 <Skirmish> You can put a new battery in an iphone.
24:00 <cherri_pie> how
24:00 <cherri_pie> they have to do it not u
24:00 <cherri_pie> whats that gonna cost
24:00 <Skirmish> Take it to Apple or a shop that's doing tech for them these days and get them to install one.
24:00 <Maurice> Its gonna cost you your morals
25:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, too late
25:00 <cherri_pie> yes your morals
25:00 <Loof> and you can change batteries when it goes flat
25:00 <shadz> my battery sts 2 weeks
25:00 <shadz> lasts
25:00 <cherri_pie> anyway thats why they did it
25:00 <Skirmish> There are shops in Newcastle now that are doing iphone screen replacements for $100. I am sure they can replace a battery too.
25:00 <cherri_pie> to mind fuck tards like skirmish
25:00 <cherri_pie> who thinks hes an apple techinician
25:00 <shadz> fuck up
25:00 <cherri_pie> and acts like apple give a shit about him
25:00 <cherri_pie> and hes reject iphone with its fucked battery
26:00 <Loof> why did apple make it a build in battery? so you'll buy another iphone when it breaks, that's the only logical reason. apple is evil
26:00 <Maurice> Apple is fucking shit, get used to it
26:00 <cherri_pie> i fucking like apple
26:00 <cherri_pie> why is everyone hating on apple
26:00 <cherri_pie> coz iphones the best phone thats why
26:00 <shadz> it rox now
26:00 <Maurice> Because its shit
26:00 <Maurice> Rofl
26:00 <cherri_pie> that in itself is annoying
26:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Well that plan failed because I have an iPhone 3GS my son uses and the battery in it still works fine.
26:00 <cherri_pie> thats why ppl dont like it
26:00 <cherri_pie> but really its a good phone
26:00 <Loof> my 3gs battery died lol
26:00 <cherri_pie> i dont mind it 
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I love plugging my phone in to sync every 3 hours
27:00 <cherri_pie> but of over kill on the techology tho
27:00 <Skirmish> There's nothing wrong with my phones battery .... lay off the crystal meth cherri_pie.
27:00 <cherri_pie> and apple id is fucking annoying
27:00 <cherri_pie> its almost like opening a bank account
27:00 <Maurice> I still stand by this http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/agonizing-struggles-that-prove-cat-owners-are-the-best-people-ever.gif
27:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, account integrity is over rated hey. 
27:00 <cherri_pie> lose ur password and ur fucked
27:00 <cherri_pie> yep thats there only fail
27:00 <cherri_pie> like if i want to get fucking hacked
28:00 <cherri_pie> and have credit card fraud done to my details
28:00 <cherri_pie> then thats my fucking choice apple
28:00 <cherri_pie> back the fuck off ffs
28:00 <Skirmish> lol awesome cat. 
28:00 <Maurice> I'm confused
28:00 <Maurice> Wasn't cherri_pie all for apple 2 mins ago
28:00 <cherri_pie> yes i am
28:00 <cherri_pie> just not there apple id bullshit
28:00 <Maurice> And now shes hating
28:00 <cherri_pie> its like nazi germany
28:00 <cherri_pie> without the nazis
28:00 <Skirmish> crystal meth + bipolar = cherri_pie 
29:00 <cherri_pie> crystal meth pie
29:00 <Maurice> Like you have the IQ to know about the Nazis
29:00 <cherri_pie> i know shit
29:00 <Maurice> We know
29:00 <cherri_pie> my iqs probly higher than yours
29:00 <Maurice> Rofl
29:00 <cherri_pie> i ovisly know better than to come here every night
29:00 <cherri_pie> unlike you
29:00 <Maurice> OBISLY
29:00 <Loof> you cant even spell cherri_pie and ur a lost pedo dadfucker
29:00 <Maurice> Riiight
29:00 <Skirmish> Germany advanced the plight of medical science considerably under the nazi party.
29:00 <cherri_pie> loof go cry over kelevra again u fagget
30:00 <cherri_pie> and paste her address in main when she doesnt let u in her chat room
30:00 <Skirmish> But then again ... the two most progressive events in medical history was world war 1 and 2. 
30:00 <cherri_pie> lolol
30:00 <Maurice> Faggot*
30:00 <cherri_pie> what a fagget
30:00 <Maurice> IQ is failing right now..
30:00 <cherri_pie> anyway
30:00 <Loof> you can tell an idiot by their spelling
30:00 <cherri_pie> i wont give you idiots the satisfcation of an argyument
30:00 <Maurice> Could tell it before the spelling
30:00 <cherri_pie> its ovisly the high point in your sad lives
30:00 <Loof> lol true
30:00 <cherri_pie> when you have someone to bully
30:00 <Maurice> She loves apple, she bags apple, she loves it again
30:00 <cherri_pie> carry on :)
31:00 <Skirmish> I am listening to Five Finger Death Punch. Your argument is invalid.
31:00 <cherri_pie> enjoy your sad lives
31:00 <Maurice> Home wrecker
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba poofter
31:00 <Maurice> Well, that's a fucking win
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sup #melbourne
31:00 <Skirmish> Home wrecker?
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah
31:00 <Maurice> Her and Pink Pearl
31:00 <Maurice> They're banging but one of them is married, I forget which one
32:00 <Skirmish> lol and these are the days of our irc lives.
32:00 <Maurice> This has been going on since before your holidays
32:00 <Skirmish> You want me to tell you the one part of this job I really, REALLY hate? 
33:00 <Skirmish> I have to wear a tie during "day" hours. 
33:00 <Maurice> Probably not, no
33:00 <Maurice> HAHA
33:00 <Skirmish> Can't wait for winter.
33:00 <Maurice> Suffer in your jocks
33:00 <Skirmish> If they come to me and said "You don't have to wear a tie but we're going to pay you $1 per hour less" I would agree instantly.
34:00 <Transmatron> whats wrong with wearin a tie?
34:00 <Skirmish> Back to the home wreckers .... I didn't know they were banging. I thought they were two teenage girls or something.
34:00 <Loof> ties are just symbolic of the bosses hands around ur neck
34:00 <Transmatron> its smart, suave and sophisticated
34:00 <Transmatron> loof thats what a bogan mentality thinks
34:00 <Loof> or a leash
34:00 <Transmatron> fucken classless faggot u are mate
35:00 <Transmatron> neck yaself
35:00 <Skirmish> It's retarded. The tie makes me no more or less capable of doing my job.
35:00 <Transmatron> but it makes u appear more pro
35:00 <Skirmish> Plus, it's a fucking clip on tie to really top it off. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Why bother/
35:00 <Skirmish> ?
35:00 <Transmatron> lol u dont know how to tie a tie not?
35:00 <Transmatron> fuken noob cunt
35:00 <Transmatron> rofl
35:00 <Loof> i have a thick neck, hate doing up the top button
36:00 <Maurice> I'd wear a tie
36:00 <Transmatron> lose some weight then
36:00 <Loof> feel strangled
36:00 <Maurice> Coz being yoinked by one is hot
36:00 <Skirmish> I work security. Standards state all ties must be clip on for safety reasons. 
36:00 <shadz> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll cooooool
36:00 <Transmatron> not the ties fault ur a fatass loof
36:00 <Transmatron> fat neck with a neck beard i bet
37:00 <Skirmish> But no ... I do not know how to tie a tie KNOT. Why? Because I never wear ties. 
37:00 <shadz> lol
37:00 <Maurice> I can tie knots, I just cant untie them..
37:00 <shadz> trannyatron
37:00 <shadz> lol Maurice
38:00 <Skirmish> lol trannystron. Would explain the aggressive persona. Hormone therapy is really taking a toll on them.
38:00 <shadz> slipknot
38:00 <shadz> indeed
38:00 <shadz> cuppa brb
38:00 <beehhh> lol
38:00 <Transmatron> double windsor is my fav tie knot
38:00 <shadz> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
39:00 <Skirmish> People have favorite tie knots? lol how sad. 
39:00 <Maurice> I dont
39:00 <Maurice> Coz wtf
40:00 <Transmatron> its called fashion mate. but i guess an uncultured bogan like yourself Skirmish doesnt know about it
40:00 <beehhh> dan smith got busted with his rural lab
40:00 <Maurice> My fashion doesnt favour ties..
40:00 <beehhh> and his gurdian
40:00 <Transmatron> stick to your bingtang beer singlets
40:00 <Skirmish> More of the bogan accusations. You've really got some issues you need help dealing with when it comes to bogans.
40:00 <Maurice> Ill stick to the Bingtang..
41:00 <beehhh> meanwhile his business in byronbay as usual suddenly cops in undercover raided
41:00 <Transmatron> that beer from bali
41:00 <Transmatron> the mecca of bogan holidy destination
41:00 <Transmatron> like the corby family
41:00 <Maurice> I'm aware of what it is, I will never go there to try it.
41:00 <Transmatron> good
41:00 <Transmatron> that means ur not a bogan
42:00 <Transmatron> most bogans are dumb they go there and try it
42:00 <Transmatron> and end up gettin even dumber due to brain damage
42:00 <Maurice> Er
42:00 <Transmatron> from methanol poisoningh
42:00 <beehhh> go into sleep wake up when its winter
42:00 <Transmatron> poisoning*
42:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't risk my family there
42:00 <Transmatron> indeed, nothing is safe there
42:00 <Transmatron> police are corrupt
43:00 <Maurice> I will never go there, so to quote NWA, Fuck The Police
43:00 <Transmatron> burglers kidnappers targetting foreigners for ransom 
43:00 <Maurice> Coming straight from the underground
43:00 <Transmatron> drug dealers framing ppl
43:00 <Transmatron> haha
43:00 <Maurice> A young nigger got it bad coz he brown
43:00 <beehhh> Jhawk is on drugs too
44:00 <Transmatron> wearing clip ties is like those shoes with those velcro strap thingos in the place of shoelaces
44:00 <beehhh> all model uses it
44:00 <Transmatron> cuz some people are special that way
44:00 <beehhh> rather get a slap by a 15yo ticket invaders
44:00 <Transmatron> they dont know how to tie shoelaces
47:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Maurice singing NWA.  I had 2 of their albums ... ON CASSETTE!!
48:00 <Transmatron> haha
48:00 <Transmatron> cassettes
48:00 <Transmatron> memories
49:00 <Transmatron> vhs tapes
49:00 <Transmatron> i remember back in primary
49:00 <Transmatron> my friend used to tape every episode of cartoons from cheez tv
50:00 <Transmatron> he recorded it in longplay though, so the record length of the tape is doubled
50:00 <Transmatron> but problem was my VCR did not have the longplay function
50:00 <Transmatron> so watching it was like fastforward with chipmunk voice
51:00 <beehhh> you fucked with the wrong nigga
56:00 <shadz> lol at boris
56:00 <beehhh> lol at him
58:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time to start getting prepped for staff to begin arriving.
58:00 <shadz> k
00:00 <Skirmish> First unlock by myself so not sure how long this is going to take. 
01:00 <Skirmish> Morning Fawks. 
01:00 <fawks> hi
01:00 <fawks> last thing said in here was "I rooted my android"
01:00 <fawks> hehehehee
02:00 <Skirmish> 2 weeks until Christmas. This year has gone quickly. 
02:00 <Skirmish> lol there's no real way of avoiding that phrase short of saying "I hacked my android" which just sounds uber gay.
02:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <beehhh> http://i1.wp.com/nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/RIDDICK-BANNER.jpg
03:00 <beehhh> fawks you havent paid my bills?
03:00 <BlackDevil> didnt he bow to paul?
03:00 <Skirmish> Initial reviews of the story from this new Riddick movie are saying that they shouldn't have bothered. 
04:00 <beehhh> only when he passed on
04:00 <BlackDevil> so he bows to dead men
04:00 <fawks> beehhh I'll give you 10 bux to kill yourself
05:00 <shadz> fawks is a RATT
06:00 <beehhh> ASIO should get her passport and cancel for not sponsoring me yet
06:00 <Skirmish> I wonder who would win in a fight. Riddick or John Carter.
07:00 <Skirmish> Oh well I am going to start the morning process. Enjoy your respective days. Love your work Fawks. I will reimburse your $10 if he kills himself. 
08:00 <beehhh> yes almost there about to unload 
14:00 <shadz> OOOOOOOOOO
14:00 <shadz> ?????????????????????????????
14:00 <shadz> _+_
18:00 <shadz> lalalalala
19:00 <fawks> SHADZ IS A RATT
19:00 <shadz> all me mates sux
19:00 <fawks> all me mates r millionaires
19:00 <shadz> beagles got all me joystix
19:00 <shadz> lol
20:00 <shadz> muahahahahaha
20:00 <shadz> `seen beagle
20:00 <prowl> shadz, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours 54 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
21:00 <shadz> lol
30:00 <Transmatron> fawks is gone
30:00 <Transmatron> i heard she is fat :/
33:00 <shadz> 25 stoner
33:00 <shadz> hiuge
33:00 <shadz> huge
33:00 <shadz> big mother slob
33:00 <shadz> SPITS CHIPS
33:00 <shadz> :(
38:00 <shadz> lol
38:00 <shadz> all me mates wear gstrings
39:00 <shadz> BlackDevils a ratt
39:00 <shadz> lol
39:00 <shadz> hahaha
40:00 <AngrymanXL> Zoe from those totyota commercials is quite appetising 
40:00 <shadz> yes
40:00 <shadz> o,o
41:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.icomagencies.com/globe/july2013/toyota.jpg
46:00 <fawks> you're the only fat cunt Transmatron 
21:00 <Loof> so cold
21:00 <Loof> so much to do
22:00 <Loof> so little time on earth
22:00 <Loof> eternity in hell sounds good
22:00 <Loof> least it wont be cold and i'll have eternity to do whatever i want
23:00 <Loof> and i'm sure there's mcdonalds in hell
23:00 <Loof> and ronald mcdonalds is lucifers loyal servent
23:00 <Loof> -s
24:00 <Loof> plus all my favorite musicians will be there
49:00 <shadz> sup loof
52:00 <Loof> not much man, gotta try stay awake but no cunts on
03:00 <shadz> k
25:00 <shadz> k
41:00 <shadz> `seen anyone
41:00 <prowl> shadz, anyone? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember anyone.
41:00 <shadz> :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
42:00 <shadz> shops bbs
57:00 <Transmatron> loof
57:00 <Transmatron> fucken loof
58:00 <Transmatron> answr when u are being addressed
58:00 <Transmatron> mannerless motherfucka
27:00 <shadz> god dubstep sux
41:00 <simba> u dont even know what dubstep is
41:00 <Loof> i lok dubstep
41:00 <Loof> like
42:00 <Loof> can't stand doof
42:00 <Loof> still like ur music though shadz
42:00 <simba> doof = house?
42:00 <Loof> that music that goes doof doof doof doof
43:00 <Loof> repetitive drum
43:00 <simba> probably house
43:00 <Loof> bogans love it
43:00 <Loof> ah
43:00 <Loof> hate that shit
43:00 <simba> techno and house 
44:00 <simba> Loof Loof shit
44:00 <Loof> is dubstep techno?
44:00 <simba> nAR
44:00 <Loof> oic
44:00 <Loof> no wonder i like it
45:00 <simba> bass music is lushious
45:00 <Loof> yep good speakers would be pretty sweet
45:00 <simba> i have never been in2 house and techno and trance stuff
45:00 <Loof> i  just got logitechs
48:00 <shadz> yup
52:00 <simba> yup
54:00 <simba> listen 2 this its a bit out of left field
54:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBOqPDXEog
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Quarta 330 - Sunset Dub (Sep 15, 2008) 5:33 - Category: Music - 124,932 views - 647 likes (96.6%), 23 dislikes (3.4%)
54:00 <simba> warning bass levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy across most ppl
54:00 <simba> 0,3Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
09:00 <shadsam> RAKS A FAG
09:00 <shadsam> RATT
15:00 <Loof> shadz this is the game so far: http://i.imgur.com/pAKVLfF.jpg
15:00 <Loof> going to need audio pretty soon
15:00 <Loof> shadsam
29:00 <simba> my nipples r hard 
39:00 <shadsam> COCKLE
13:00 <shadsam> ?
13:00 <shadsam> COCKLE
25:00 <shadsam> ?????????????
25:00 <shadsam> lol
44:00 <shadsam> lalala
44:00 <shadsam> OO
44:00 <shadsam> \/
45:00 <shadsam> WHASSSUP
45:00 <shadsam> DIR
45:00 <shadsam> :=]
32:00 <Cripla> morning all
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is
47:00 <Bastardly_One> which the weather would make it's mind up
49:00 <Cripla> yeah its shitttt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one side of the house is sunny
50:00 <Bastardly_One> go out the back and it's raining
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off and decide ... I've gotta go to Beaufort this arvo
50:00 <Cripla> it was nicewhen i was making a coffee
51:00 <Cripla> by the time i rolled a smokeit was rainiing
52:00 <Cripla> soooo bored
52:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose it's not yesterday but still
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the feeling ... and I go all that way to score believe it or not
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say get out of the house ... but there's not exactly anywhere to go around here
58:00 <Cripla> My boss wanted me to come back to work, but ii dont think ill be usefull untill next week
00:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bastard
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Guns for show. Knives for a pro."
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox XD
19:00 <faux> yes
19:00 <faux> hello
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stay out!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hulli
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r ya today
19:00 <faux> im ok
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> kewl
19:00 <faux> uni work is killing me
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sames, watchin movie :P
19:00 <faux> i need a break
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh yeah?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's y i flunked out twice hahah was too much
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> u doin an assignment atm?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> or just shitload of homework
20:00 <faux> boh
20:00 <faux> both
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
20:00 <faux> i have an ongoing assignment we have to work on everyweek til the end of the subject
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> well ya smirt enough to get thru it, you just need some smurf juice! ;)
20:00 <faux> and another assignment due in 3 weeks
21:00 <faux> 2 weeks even
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool so whats the ongoing one?
21:00 <faux> and a lecture to watch
21:00 <faux> + notes
21:00 <faux> uobjrevwnw30hogiwekrg90whrgoi
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> aosdhaiohw
21:00 <faux> its a learning portfolio
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
21:00 <faux> we have to write cirtically about shit we learnt every week
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> now that sounds fun
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats the one due in 3 weeks?
22:00 <faux> ust a question answer one
22:00 <faux> pretty simple
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i never did like lectures though tbh
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> during photography (and this is why I left) the guy was going on and on about shit mum taught me years ago because she studied photography at uni back in the day, and I'm calling up some of his mistakes and he didnt like that and I got shitty and quit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3
25:00 <Cripla> morning fauxicle
25:00 <Cripla> and  ninja
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> love on me, when i'm your rug, and i'll warm you up, panda furrrr bayyybeehh
25:00 <johninja> o/
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^-^ scrackun j3?
26:00 <johninja> just killing some time before my trip :D
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> trip hey, where to?
26:00 <johninja> got about half an hour
26:00 <johninja> brisvegas
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye ur in qld huhu
26:00 <johninja> yeah man
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate was just at hard rock in surfers other day posted a pic yesterday and i had to say woaa havent been there since i was 17!
27:00 <johninja> haha
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i liked brissie
27:00 <johninja> its nice
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt like syd so stuck around the hotel rofl
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea man
27:00 <johninja> yeah fuck syd lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was on the ferry for 3 hours
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> that boat thing uno the one
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ye FUCK SYD
27:00 <johninja> yeh
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha ye
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> was choice
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wouldve liked to have seen a bullshark tho!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh and that outdoor um wave pool
28:00 <johninja> lol there are a few in the river
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
28:00 <johninja> it's dirty brown though
28:00 <johninja> :/
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> they breed in the marshes ey
28:00 <johninja> yeah
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> slimey fuckers
28:00 <johninja> get a few attacks every year
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
28:00 <johninja> i don't think they kill many
29:00 <johninja> just rip them up a bit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> way worse than a white pointie
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah they're kinda like the white tips of the river
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so whatcha doin in bvegas?
29:00 <johninja> i saw a reef shark once on the great barrier reef
29:00 <johninja> was snorkiling
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> *jealous*
30:00 <johninja> first tie i ever really done that
30:00 <johninja> fucking scary being in the water with them
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cool man
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
30:00 <johninja> haha yeah it was pretty cool
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not afraid of sharks ey
30:00 <faux> [12:23] <PandasDontDrive> during photography (and this is why I left) the guy was going on and on about shit mum taught me years ago because she studied photography at uni back in the day, and I'm calling up some of his mistakes and he didnt like that and I got shitty and quit
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> hi crip :)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell ya that story when we finish talkin about u bro
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL fox ^15 hahaha
30:00 <Cripla> herrro's
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum was disappointed tho 
31:00 <johninja> oh you seen sharks?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody spell this letter W
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> was one at grange beach here so we were all asked to get out of the water
31:00 <Cripla> Ux2
31:00 <faux> double yewwwwwww
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i finally got out, we spotted the shark and i thought pssshh it must b like 4 foot under the water ffs tiny as
32:00 <Cripla> 2 female sheep (double ewe)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> so after a while i went back in thought fuck it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and low and behold
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put my head under the water and there it is belly up on the bottom.
32:00 <johninja> lol wot
32:00 <Serenity> WOT DUZ DA FAUX SAI
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i yelled out i found it and they put it in the ute
32:00 <Cripla> hhiihiyyiiyiyiyihggigiigiggisiiiiiisi
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and turns out it was just a huge gummy type shark
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
33:00 <johninja> haha
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 ft like i thought
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
33:00 <Cripla> morning Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> mornin
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i felt bad though cause it was obvs old n dying n they shoulda let it die in the ocean 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> not have kids touching it n taking pics like cunts
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ye thats my second shark story
34:00 <johninja> i don't plan on having a second shark story
34:00 <johninja> they scare me
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> first one was when i was a kid swimming i was out on a bank n thouoght fine ill swim back cause they said shark
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get nudged n that scared the fuck outta me so i swam faster n ran to shore
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> n guess what?
34:00 <johninja> haha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAS A DEAD BABY WHITE HAHAHA DEAD
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:00 <johninja> wow 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm we had wicked pancakes later that night
35:00 <johninja> just swim up to the beach trolling people as their last ac
35:00 <johninja> i like it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
35:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/witnesses-say-a-chinese-man-jumped-to-his-death-after-arguing-with-his-girlfriend-about-an-overlylong-shopping-excursion/story-fnixwvgh-1226779532514
35:00 <johninja> "I was selling cosmetics to two female customers … I did not expect the sudden fall of a big man. Now I have a lingering fear, I'm very scared."
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> stefan n i used to swim out at night till we couldnt reach the bottom n try to psych eachother out see who'd swim back first, he always won 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <johninja> i didn't get the the beaches in adelaide
36:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/Gh01aFP.gif
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> he would purposely splash around n then yell SHARK
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> n go under water n grab me
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
36:00 <johninja> is that bjork?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> grange beach is my fav cause there are hardly any ppl there unlike glenelg n brighton
37:00 <Cripla> nicecans
37:00 <johninja> is there much surf there?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> surf's better at K.I.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> but yeah there is
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> n kite surfers i love seein them
38:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
38:00 <johninja> that would be coo
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> n the surf lifies practice at grange 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit hey bro
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> id like to learn to row nxt yr n kayak so i can sea kayak
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb foxi
41:00 <fawks> thanks
41:00 <fawks> I ran out of internets
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> netaime
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
41:00 <fawks> have to recharge 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> arr hate that sleet stuff ya get in ya eyes
42:00 <Pieter> look 
42:00 <Pieter> a burp
42:00 <Pieter> this woman is all greatness for this place
42:00 <fawks> look attention seeking methmouth
42:00 <Pieter> I need to be like her
42:00 <johninja> calm down piet
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> touche
42:00 <Pieter> ya mums a meth mouth
42:00 <Pieter> no
42:00 <johninja> get a proper irc client man
42:00 <Pieter> im raging
42:00 <johninja> clearly
42:00 <Pieter> hrm
42:00 <johninja> raging on mibbit
42:00 <fawks> no one rattled your cafe methy
42:00 <Pieter> its a irc client
42:00 <johninja> like a hobo
42:00 <Pieter> not an airplane
42:00 <fawks> cage 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> please dont upset the peaceful balance we have going
43:00 <Pieter> hrm , thats it *nod*
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it has been great so far XD
43:00 <fawks> anyw
43:00 <Pieter> shoulda put mah last $3 towards sugary drinks instead of this net access eh 
43:00 <Pieter> heh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> bai bai fax go study
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fax lol
43:00 <Pieter> johninja and fawks 
43:00 <Pieter> they be the rebels no one can beat
43:00 <fawks> no I'm having a break 
43:00 <fawks> lunch then study 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> still
43:00 <Pieter> anyway enjoy 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats for lunch
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> that pig from the simpsons that homer pulls ribs outta
44:00 <Skrotus> mmm panda ribs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Would ya like some sir?
45:00 <fawks> mash potato
45:00 <fawks> n gravy
45:00 <fawks> n vef
45:00 <fawks> veg
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a side of black panda eye
45:00 <johninja> vef
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Got yaself a black eye ay?" "Nah, me father was a Panda."
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols 
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> forget that comedians name
46:00 <johninja> my fave is the "you lost a thong eh?" "nah i found one"
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <johninja> not so great :(
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> You know when an aboriginie's been in your houose.. ya dogs pregnant and one of ya thongs is missing!"
47:00 <johninja> lel
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <fawks> can one of you find me telstras number please
49:00 <johninja> i've gotten shitter chess :(
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> 132200
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got it on ma home fone lol
49:00 <johninja> what dept.?
50:00 <fawks> serious?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
50:00 <fawks> broadband
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
50:00 <Skrotus> ew
50:00 <fawks> I fuckinf recharger $20
50:00 <fawks> and I meant to recharge $50
50:00 <fawks> FFFFFFFF
50:00 <fawks> 132200??
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> 137 663
51:00 <fawks> are you just making up numbers 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> 132200 goes str8 to telstra n ya ask for an operator
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope ino it off by heart
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> that second one is bigpond
51:00 <Skrotus> I suspect whatever department you call they'll put you through to another one anyway
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to look in phone book for that
51:00 <fawks> ok brb
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer 132200 is what i call
52:00 <johninja> are they indians?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> sometimes
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had one yesterday but he was ok
52:00 <johninja> "hi, i'm jeff, how can i help you"
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was happy telstra called me last week to tell me i have a 424 dollar bill
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> just warning me in advance lol
52:00 <johninja> wow
52:00 <Skrotus> :/
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum goes, they never do that for me!
53:00 <johninja> 1900 numbers?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah mobiles
53:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
53:00 <johninja> geeze
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> n my friend called her mum over in canada
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but eh uno watevs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ill pay 212 nxt week
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> usually my bill including bigpond's around 110
54:00 <johninja> i better jet dudes
54:00 <johninja> catchyas
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> peash j3 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAVE FUN J3'S GHOST GHOST GHOST
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey babes
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> want to see heaven? ;)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> mornink mew
01:00 <Mew> afternooooon
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah it's half past lol
01:00 <Mew> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386638529914.jpg
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh omigosh omigosh so psyched
04:00 <Mew> same i love snails
04:00 <Mew> WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO
06:00 <British^Meat> nutbush city limits
06:00 <British^Meat> sup Loof
07:00 <Loof> hey man
08:00 <British^Meat> ppl getting married love the nut bush
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof bro
08:00 <Loof> so tired
08:00 <Loof> cant sleep
08:00 <British^Meat> wasted?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a new campaign add on to arkham origins u get to play as a young bruce wayne before he becomes batman!
09:00 <Loof> yep
09:00 <British^Meat> thats the stuff
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice work
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> u lucky guys and ur chronic 
09:00 <Loof> been researching if it makes u dumber all night
10:00 <Loof> concluded it only does if you start in ur teens
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> see
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are three types of gene variation with weed bro
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you have the 2 good genes you're lucky as fuck and will never suffer psycosis
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> one good one bad is fifty fifty, i'm that
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 bad = def suffer psychosis (oops not psycosis that's something else lol)
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> as for dumber that's hoopla anyway and yr right smoking shitloads in your teens would most likely give you psychosis
14:00 <Loof> on the movie superhigh me he did worse on the exams while stoned
15:00 <Loof> he was however more psychic lol
15:00 <Loof> way more
15:00 <faux> omg
15:00 <faux> they helpe
15:00 <faux> d
15:00 <faux> love telstra
15:00 <faux> :D
16:00 <Loof> guess 12 of 20 shapes stoned, 1 of 20 not stoned i think it was
16:00 <British^Meat> i love shapes
16:00 <British^Meat> sea salt + balsamic vin
17:00 <Loof> faux u seen this? https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1466237_177472019127996_250790483_n.jpg
17:00 <faux> yah its fake
19:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1383743705179538&set=vb.1379347852285790&type=2&theater
19:00 <faux> hehe
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe fox
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt lie to ya :P
23:00 <faux> ?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> bout telstra number :P
42:00 <faux>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1451586_10152842073460021_1913541812_n.jpg
58:00 <mandyjane> Well then 
02:00 <mandyjane> Echo? 
03:00 <mandyjane> ECHOO CO CO 
04:00 <Kelevra> shh everyone is sleeping
04:00 <Kelevra> >.<
04:00 <mandyjane> *whispers. My bad. I think I might nanny nap too
10:00 <Loof> hey Mel :)
12:00 <Kelevra> hey pat, how are you?
13:00 <Loof> really good, just shopping
13:00 <Loof> online
13:00 <Loof> how are you?
14:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent thanks for asking, shopping online o0o0o0oer I can't do that, I get too carried away lol
21:00 <KatnissEverdeen> i think the jews have shut down piratebay
22:00 <simba> 420
22:00 <Kelevra> those fucking jews
22:00 <Kelevra> I love piratebay
22:00 <KatnissEverdeen> i wanted all new homeland
23:00 <Kelevra> I haven't seen that show yet
23:00 <KatnissEverdeen> its sort of shit now. first year was good
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm still stuck in reality tv mode, its pathetic
28:00 <Loof> yep pb is down :(
29:00 <simba> seems ok to me
30:00 <simba> the url always changes now guys 
30:00 <simba> u should atomatically be taken to the new 1 anyway
31:00 <Loof> tried on firefox, chrome and ie, none work :(
31:00 <Loof> http://thepiratebay.sx/
32:00 <Loof> hope it's temporary
32:00 <Loof> i needs my granny pron
32:00 <simba> try this http://pirateproxy.se/
32:00 <Loof> yep works lol
32:00 <Loof> sweet
32:00 <simba> i just type pir into google chrome and it gives me the latest link theyre using
33:00 <simba> just chrome it up
33:00 <Loof> nice
33:00 <simba> it knows u so well its like theyre tracking u
33:00 <simba> oh wait HaHAhahahH
33:00 <simba> they r tracking me and finding out more about me and U every day arent they great
34:00 <Loof> they know about my midget feet fetish?!?!?!
34:00 <Loof> :(
35:00 <simba> yes just pray it doesnt go public
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> pubic
37:00 <Loof> pubic toilets
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Loof> red pubes, asian pubes, afro pubes. All kinds of pubes!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot cup o char
39:00 <Loof> how do fuckers do headshots with a bolt action while i'm fucking running
39:00 <Loof> tricksters
45:00 <Shadowgate> "be funny or shadowgate gets nasty lol" a comment that killed of laughter
49:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/ESCWFqa.gif
54:00 <simba> what a bad gif to enter with 
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Afternoon #melbourne
57:00 <shadsam> <Bastardly_One> sure is
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh
00:00 <simba> Uh
00:00 <AngrymanXL> it's a great gif.
01:00 <AngrymanXL> u wot m8?
01:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-82P05vgM0
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kode9 — Uh (May 11, 2013) 4:01 - Category: Music - 39,087 views - 442 likes (97.6%), 11 dislikes (2.4%)
01:00 <simba> Uh
03:00 <simba> Muh
06:00 <simba> this 1s for the ladies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVMcIEPZ9YY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aaliyah - Rock The Boat HD (Feb 5, 2012) 4:53 - Category: Music - 838,100 views - 4,280 likes (97.9%), 93 dislikes (2.1%)
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha j just saw u log on 360 :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn i took a seroquel to calm down n was playin zombies with mate n i sucked hardcore zombie dick 3 times dead lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ping
15:00 <Skrotus> :/
22:00 <simba> you saw who log onto 360?
22:00 <simba> oh that guy
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye was on with jack on zombies, back on xbox watchin anacondas 2
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> dvds look better than bluray did on ps3 aha
29:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
30:00 <Shadowgate> im drinking beer and want mirc people to be funny
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah j i am on 360
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorry was calling southernphone
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> apparently i cant get an email address through them
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i hate gmail and hotmail
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm, gonna watch this movie Performance with Walken n Semour Hoffman XD
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good j
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking gay ass internet providers
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif they cant have more than one email address
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im wit bigpond so.. worth it just costs more huh
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> all i want is a secure email account
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking cunts
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> its not hard
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> but apparently they have taken away access from that
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking whores
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need a good email account
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> for work
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> live.com?
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont wanna use hotmail
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a live email
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a hotmail got a gmail
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> use the live one for my family fb account
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a hotmail account for fb and xbox live
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i want a better one for work shit
43:00 <ShadowLurker> gmail
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i aint having my pay details going through gmail
43:00 <ShadowLurker> setup your own mailserver
44:00 <simba> lol sif u still use hotmail, get a gmail 4 suer
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> meh
47:00 <Serenity> lol you dont actually think gmail is any different to any other commercial mail server do you in terms of pesonal details being safe,,
47:00 <Serenity> cause you're using hotmail.
47:00 <Serenity> like....
47:00 <simba> no ur details arent safe anywhere on the internet
48:00 <Serenity> ^
48:00 <Serenity> but using hotmail then saying you wont use gmail...
48:00 <Serenity> bit dumb
48:00 <simba> oh i see whats happening
49:00 <Serenity> wake up simba
49:00 <Serenity> wake up
49:00 <simba> i thought everyones hotmail inboxes became spam havens and you had to stop using it
49:00 <Serenity> i havent used hotmail since like...... . . .
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay fb is all set up
49:00 <Serenity> 2003
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> sezz how was icp?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> live.com is good for work
50:00 <simba> congrats omfgbbqhax you can put all your personal details on facebook and not worry about google heeehahahahhhh
50:00 <Serenity> it was fucking amazing
50:00 <RadeoActiv> and mark zukerberg will see all your personal information stays safe with the NSA
51:00 <Serenity> by rights a work place should provide an email address if they need you do have one
51:00 <The_Baron> how many people really have lives worth hiding from the NSA
51:00 <RadeoActiv> lol a few I think
51:00 <RadeoActiv> but only a few
51:00 <RadeoActiv> like who gives a frack
51:00 <The_Baron> do you think the NSA give a fuck about your instagram pics of what you ate
51:00 <Serenity> the way i see it
51:00 <The_Baron> or your stupid cat memes?
51:00 <Serenity> if im that interesting someone has to spy on me
51:00 <Serenity> they can go for it.
52:00 <simba> just because youre not worth hiding doesnt mean you may as well give up your privacy
52:00 <The_Baron> no here's the thing
52:00 <The_Baron> I do have privacy
52:00 <The_Baron> because I don't treat fb as MY FUCKING PERSONAL JOURNAL
52:00 <RadeoActiv> yeah they are only interested in people in chat that constantly bag the jews and talk about jihad
52:00 <Serenity> i do
52:00 <Serenity> who cares
52:00 <simba> do you log into your fb on your phone?
52:00 <RadeoActiv> nothing to worry about
52:00 <The_Baron> nah fuck that
53:00 <The_Baron> and really, nothing ever happens
53:00 <The_Baron> the amount of drug deals I have organised on fb and other internet avenues
53:00 <The_Baron> not one door was kicked in
53:00 <Serenity> if youre using social media at all.. im not sure you have the room to be worried about privacy
54:00 <simba> everyone loves drugs
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> There's no place like home, there's no place like home..
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> TO POOP!
54:00 <Mew> `seen Pieter
54:00 <prowl> Mew, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 hours 7 minutes ago (10.12. 11:46) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 5 minutes there.
54:00 <RadeoActiv> it stands to reason that most of the staff of the NSA are probably on drugs anyway
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig time nig
54:00 <Mew> [email protected] lol
54:00 <The_Baron> and the thing is, who was naive enough to think this shit wasn't going on for years in the first place
54:00 <Mew> is not
54:00 <simba> i think facebook was designed in part to help your drug deals easier
54:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
54:00 <RadeoActiv> lol yeah good point
55:00 <The_Baron> "omg some dude I never haerd of just told me the NSA is spying on everyone!#
55:00 <BlackDevil> wtf is wrong with her eyes?
55:00 <The_Baron> NO FUCKING SHIT
55:00 <Mew> BlackDevski
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol shimumba
55:00 <Mew> whos eyes??
55:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1383743705179538&set=vb.1379347852285790&type=2&theater
55:00 <RadeoActiv> it's like what spy agencies are for
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ur paranoid about spying, go live off the grid
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> where the satellites can still see you..
55:00 <RadeoActiv> if they don't spy on everyone what use are they?
55:00 <simba> lol PandasDontDrive 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> everything's automated these days, and we need the tech
55:00 <simba> nobody is paranoid about spying we are discussing the realities of the internet
56:00 <Serenity> NE1 GOT NE GREEN
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
56:00 <RadeoActiv> go live along a polar orbit track
56:00 <simba> i got green
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just don't worry about it
56:00 <simba> none for u perth people
56:00 <simba> 4:1)
56:00 <fawks> mzizizmp
56:00 <RadeoActiv> apparently only the dark knight satellite uses that
56:00 <simba> of course u dont panda u willingly put an xbox one in ur home lol
56:00 <The_Baron> the reality is the internet has assisted me in masturbation and accessing drugs
57:00 <fawks> da intanet
57:00 <Serenity> im actually suprised by the amount of people who put stats up about their drug needs
57:00 <simba> the internet : turning u into a stoned sex freak since 1998
57:00 <The_Baron> 1995 for me
57:00 <RadeoActiv> it's true, I've been doing all sorts of shit on the internet for years and no one has every come knocking on my door
57:00 <The_Baron> beeeooooohhhhhhhhhzzzzzzgrrrrrrrrrmpppphh
57:00 <The_Baron> BOWMP
57:00 <RadeoActiv> oh ... hang on ... there's someone at the door :(
57:00 <simba> so ur not doing anything wrong
57:00 <Mew> my friend puts status up asking who wants bags and how much her ounces are
57:00 <Mew> AND
58:00 <Serenity> man i need friends like that
58:00 <Mew> her boyfriend just got 14yrs jail for two attempted murders and impersonating a police officer
58:00 <Mew> so surely theyd be watching her
58:00 <Serenity> =/
58:00 <simba> hoping she keeps dealing
58:00 <The_Baron> well...she's a fucking retard then
58:00 <simba> keeps the weed pumpin round the citay
58:00 <Mew> she gets rid of it all pretty quick 
58:00 <fawks> wtf
58:00 <Mew> salisbury reprazent
58:00 <The_Baron> yeah but lotta places have consistent supply charges
59:00 <The_Baron> which means that she could be selling to an undercover for 1-2 years even
59:00 <The_Baron> then when they collect an indictable amount of drugs, they bust
59:00 <Mew> yeah its a miracle they havent been busted lol
59:00 <fawks> I'm way too much of a pussy to ever consider doing sonething that illegal 
59:00 <simba> imagine if you set up an fb account called Weed Dealer and just did all your business through there
59:00 <The_Baron> they prolly have been selling to undercovers for all they know
59:00 <Mew> when they lived over here some shit kid (like 13yrld) broke into their house and raided her underwear drawer
59:00 <The_Baron> like I said, could be only a matter of time
00:00 <Mew> took a locked box with a bunch of diamonds in it
00:00 <Mew> also a tupperware container full of gear
00:00 <Mew> the parents didnt even call the cops
00:00 <The_Baron> I just sell acid these days, but more coz it's a spotters fee deal going on
00:00 <Mew> they just gave it back to them cos they were terrified
00:00 <The_Baron> I get 200-500 tabs/hits of acid for someone
01:00 <The_Baron> I get em for 4 bucks, I pass it on for 6
01:00 <TheRon> drugs are bad
01:00 <Serenity> lol my friends are such nerds
01:00 <Serenity> i dont even know whwere to get any drugs
01:00 <The_Baron> sure you do
01:00 <The_Baron> it's called a doctor
01:00 <simba> can i buy some acid
01:00 <simba> can u send some to adelaide
02:00 <simba> 6 bux?? 
02:00 <simba> we have to pay 15-20
02:00 <The_Baron> dude, I don't sell singles that cheap
02:00 <The_Baron> 10 bucks a single
02:00 <The_Baron> but I rarely sell singles
02:00 <TheRon> possession on weed is legal in sa??
02:00 <Serenity> whats a single
02:00 <The_Baron> 400 bucks per 100 hits
02:00 <The_Baron> 600 bucks on the resale
02:00 <The_Baron> single tab 
03:00 <The_Baron> as in one unit, one piece o paper
03:00 <Serenity> oh right
03:00 <simba> one tiny square of glory
03:00 <Serenity> how long would that last for
03:00 <Mew> i dont know if its legal but the laws are more lax in sa
03:00 <The_Baron> though the quality has dipped a bit lately
03:00 <The_Baron> used to be easy to find 100+ microgram hits
03:00 <simba> hours
03:00 <The_Baron> not they seem to average about 60
03:00 <simba> dropping 2 tabs would fuck u for a day
03:00 <Mew> Pirate took acid at my birthday party september just gone
04:00 <The_Baron> I usually drop about 3-5
04:00 <fawks> .
04:00 <TheRon> you can get high off cat urine?
04:00 <simba> teh most ive done was 3 once
04:00 <Serenity> i sometimes wish i could go back to being a teen so i could take drugs lol.. so i wouldnt be the most useless 27 year old ever
04:00 <fawks> I'm such a drug noob
04:00 <fawks> I know nothing
04:00 <fawks> and I hate taking Panadol
04:00 <The_Baron> most tabs I took in one go was stoopid
04:00 <Serenity> ive only smoked pit
04:00 <Serenity> thats it
05:00 <simba> once i did 4 panadols man
05:00 <The_Baron> 25 hits of smiley faces back in 1998
05:00 <Serenity> pot.
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <Serenity> not arm pits.. gessh
05:00 <simba> thats just scary
05:00 <Mew> holy shit 25 lol
05:00 <Mew> ive never done more than 1 at a time
05:00 <Mew> but i used to candy flip
05:00 <Mew> mmmmmmm candy flip
05:00 <The_Baron> though largest hit I ever had was actually a little rock of crystal lsd
05:00 <The_Baron> tripped for a week
06:00 <Serenity> my mum really drilled into me.. IF YOU TAKE DRUGS YOU WILL DIE
06:00 <Mew> OMG FBI
06:00 <Serenity> i believed her
06:00 <Mew> FBI GOT HIM
06:00 <Mew> lol
06:00 <simba> tripped for a week
06:00 <Mew> if you take heaps of drugs in one go you'll probably have a bad time and die
06:00 <simba> getting high the next morning and getting a mini trip owned
06:00 <TheRon> whats a good drug to take to ease the pain of listening to christopher pyne??
06:00 <Mew> but if you just take a small amount you'll probably have heaps of fun
06:00 <The_Baron> heroin
06:00 <The_Baron> and lots of it
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <The_Baron> small amount of?
07:00 <Mew> was that week enjoyable The_Baron?
07:00 <Mew> or did you absolutely hate life by day 3
07:00 <The_Baron> actually I was semi concious for most of it
07:00 <The_Baron> I became aware I was human on the 8th day
07:00 <Mew> LOL
08:00 <simba> sweet
08:00 <Serenity> did you poo yourself
08:00 <Mew> did you go to the supermarket? i went to the supermarket on acid once
08:00 <The_Baron> and realised I was in my boxers at Deewhy beach
08:00 <Mew> the floors were so bright
08:00 <The_Baron> lost all my money my wallet
08:00 <Mew> everything was so bright
08:00 <simba> i remember the early trips where youd forget who you are and doubt your life is real 
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <The_Baron> nah, it was too much
08:00 <Serenity> lol mew cuase your pupils would have been like O_O
08:00 <Mew> oh my god i forgot about forgetting who i was 
08:00 <Serenity> (O)_(O)
08:00 <Mew> that was nossies though
08:00 <Mew> which is way worse for the brain
08:00 <The_Baron> I do love a good ego death
08:00 <The_Baron> I get em more on shrooms
09:00 <simba> i forgot about forgetting who i was - lsd
09:00 <The_Baron> sure it feels fucked at first
09:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
09:00 <The_Baron> but it feels like an accomplishment after
09:00 <Mew> ive never tried shrooms
09:00 <The_Baron> it feels like u climbed everest with a monkey clawing ur nuts
09:00 <simba> i want to get as high on shrooms as acid
10:00 <simba> i hate drinking/eating too much of anything and shrooms taste awful
10:00 <simba> even the tea is bad
10:00 <The_Baron> u'd like my tea
10:00 <Serenity> its fungus
10:00 <Serenity> of course it tastes bad
10:00 <DemonsRun> simba: :3
10:00 <The_Baron> I brew it with lemon juice brown sugar and honey
10:00 <simba> hi shazza
10:00 <fawks> there are even words for it
10:00 <The_Baron> even the most shroom taste hating person has liked it
10:00 <fawks> ego death.
10:00 <DemonsRun> hi hi 
10:00 <fawks> lol
10:00 <simba> that sounds like teh bees knees
10:00 <Rice> could you mix them with some garlic in a stirfry
10:00 <simba> chris knows all about shrooms
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> bing bong
10:00 <The_Baron> nah u don't want to apply direct heat to shrooms
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like rice
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love rice
11:00 <The_Baron> the psilocybin will degrade
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i eat rice every day 
11:00 <simba> shrooms and rice would go alright
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> can i eat you? Rice.
11:00 <The_Baron> you only need to soak it in hot (not boiling) water for 10-15 minutes to get the good out
11:00 <Rice> lol
11:00 <Mew> could you put them on a pizza and then eat the pizza
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah fresh
11:00 <Mew> pizza flavour cancels everything out
11:00 <Mew> yeah like after its cooked
11:00 <The_Baron> u can heat them, but it does make em noticebly weaker
11:00 <The_Baron> though if u really got the time
11:00 <fawks> I feel so badass right now eating a candy came 
11:00 <fawks> cane*
12:00 <The_Baron> u can extract them with methanol 
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <The_Baron> and filter out with coffee filters
12:00 <The_Baron> and then u will end up with a brownish yellow crystal extract
12:00 <Serenity> what happens on mushrooms
12:00 <simba> or stockings
12:00 <Serenity> like do you see things
12:00 <Serenity> hear etc
12:00 <TheRon> i had a game of lawn bowls this arvo
12:00 <simba> ive seen stockings stolen from women to help make shrooms
12:00 <Rice> lol
12:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, it's a psychaedelic, mind manifesting
12:00 <Mew> i picked a bunch of blue meanies once but i didnt store them right and they exploded into browny black mush
12:00 <The_Baron> lotta shit can happen
12:00 <TheRon> i have never tripped balls
13:00 <Serenity> i dont think id like them
13:00 <The_Baron> most common is distortion of vision, like seeing fractals pulsating through the walls and carpet
13:00 <Serenity> fuck that
13:00 <TheRon> you have to drink you have
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to cook this with ash http://rasamalaysia.com/braised-pork-belly-dong-po-rou/2/
13:00 <faux> lolooll dong
13:00 <The_Baron> they can be extremely euphoric or extremely terrifying
13:00 <Mew> the visual hallucinations i got on acid was just like peoples faces really slowly distorting and the rug in our loungeroom had the spiraly bits moving
14:00 <Mew> but nothing like gremlins jumping out of my clitoris
14:00 <Mew> that would be weird
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehe dong
14:00 <simba> if you stare at anything too long your mind will play crazy tricks on you 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lolol
14:00 <The_Baron> I love tripping I do
14:00 <simba> in a good or bad way dependong on how ready you are
14:00 <The_Baron> Mew, try more tabs next time
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can't trip like i dooo
14:00 <The_Baron> ur only hitting the tip of the iceberd
14:00 <Mew> hell no :( im too scared to take more than one of anything
14:00 <Mew> i have a pretty low tolerance
14:00 <fawks> iceberd
15:00 <The_Baron> best trip I ever had was after consuming a few hundred blue meanies in a tea
15:00 <TheRon> when you trip do you chase penguins like on billy madison
15:00 <The_Baron> everything went golden, I saw hands and eyes morph into all the god heads
15:00 <The_Baron> then a crystal tube decended from the cieling, hooked up to the crown of my head
15:00 <The_Baron> and I had the best orgasm ever!
15:00 <simba> you gotta find out for yourself TheRon nobody can tell you what will hapopen
15:00 <Mew> LMFAO REALLY
16:00 <Mew> you actually blew in your pants
16:00 <The_Baron> nah, no ejaculation
16:00 <The_Baron> except for the weird turquoise and purple lazer things shooting out of me
16:00 <TheRon> i read somewhere some ppl trip and think they are in superman's fortress of solitude
16:00 <Mew> shroom cum
16:00 <Mew> pew pew pew
16:00 <DemonsRun> I love that people put orgasm and ejaculation together
17:00 <The_Baron> it was cool, the orgasm was weird, like every split second the feeling would double
17:00 <The_Baron> and it felt like it would never stop getting more intense
17:00 <The_Baron> until these teenagers started kicking me around coz they thought I od'd
17:00 <Mew> hahahaha
17:00 <Mew> just laying on the floor twitching
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah
17:00 <Rice> lol
17:00 <simba> my first time on shrooms i couldnt get off the floor for hours
17:00 <Mew> with a MASSIVE BONER
17:00 <The_Baron> aparantly I even shrieked "I AM NO LONGER A MAN BUT A PLEASURE NODE!
18:00 <Mew> hahahahaahahaha
18:00 <TheRon> i call the group the aussies are in for the world cup, not the group of death, but the group that get's fid in the A
18:00 <Mew> we had our cooked friend over the other night and my friends got a video of him going "Tell your leader.. I am the GREATEST One Master ever built. TELL THEM I LAUGH IN THEIR FACE. I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR LEADER"
18:00 <Mew> we were dying
19:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
19:00 <The_Baron> sounds a bit like Shockie
19:00 <Mew> his names Rookie
19:00 <Mew> close
19:00 <The_Baron> Shockie is like that, but more annoying
19:00 <The_Baron> he likes to repeat his name for hours on end 
19:00 <The_Baron> SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK etc
20:00 <simba> me 2
20:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Hore
20:00 <The_Baron> this dickhead
20:00 <The_Baron> anyone who has ever been to a drug house, a crust punk squat or a supposed art house has met this fuck
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fawks
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you like classical music yeah
21:00 <faux> um
21:00 <faux> not really
21:00 <faux> well i dont really listen to it
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'm watching this movie Performance with christopher walken and philip seymour hoffman and Catherine Keener
21:00 <TheRon> i like jimmy buffett
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's wonderful, and the score is stirring
21:00 <Mew> ohhhh he sounds like a drug fucked version of our johnny in adelaide
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to see them play Beethoven's opus 13
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/9033_170702818707_5866839_n.jpg
22:00 <TheRon> ever had sex while betthoven's 5th is playing
22:00 <The_Baron> I'm more into Shostakovich's 5 Day's and 5 Nights suite
22:00 <simba> ever killed a man to the 9th
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know it's technically modern classical, but fuck it
23:00 <simba> i think bach beats em all
23:00 <The_Baron> wtf Mew!?1
23:00 <Mew> hes a hottie
23:00 <Mew> i was touching his bum in that pic
23:00 <TheRon> right here on abc fm
23:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
24:00 <faux> that guy looks like beehhh
24:00 <simba> agreed
24:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
25:00 <The_Baron> gay aboriginals, this dude should get himself an arts grant
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm ts elliot
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Time present and time past
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Are both perhaps present in time future,
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> And time future contained in time past.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> If all time is eternally present
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> All time is unredeemable.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
26:00 <simba> have you been watching frasier?
26:00 <Mew> that.. *sniff* that was beautiful, man..
26:00 <The_Baron> that was a waste of time
26:00 <The_Baron> irony bitches!!
26:00 <faux> DRUNK PRANK: After waking up from a bender, a man in the US has been tricked into thinking he had been in a coma for 10 years. His friend was so fed up with his drink driving arrests that he mocked up a hospital room, and even hired a team of actors who posed as doctors and nurses to pull the elaborate prank off. 
26:00 <The_Baron> brb gotta do a big poo now
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> no simba
27:00 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now, i bet it won't taste the same
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a very long poem
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.artofeurope.com/eliot/eli5.htm
28:00 <The_Baron> back
28:00 <faux> Serenity
28:00 <TheRon> i have a poem by john laws
28:00 <The_Baron> I just made the gravy
28:00 <Serenity> Hello
28:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1501813_10151905799729234_309929278_n.jpg
28:00 <TheRon> you are woman i am man fetch me my slippers as fast as you can
28:00 <faux> caption was "but your finger says no"
29:00 <Serenity> Rofllll
29:00 <Skrotus> ouch
29:00 <Serenity> Img
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <Serenity> Omg
30:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
30:00 <Serenity> Imagine when it gets hot
30:00 <Serenity> Her finger will fall off
31:00 <TheRon> we can be heroes just for one day
33:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=367180856754982&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
35:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=367158900090511&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> here's a thousands year old poem
39:00 <TheRon> read any chaucer?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> My love said she would mary only me, But Jove himself could never make her care. For what women say to loves you will agree, One writes on running water, or on air.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> marry*
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lovers*
41:00 <TheRon> my dad reads bob ellis
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like twain
41:00 <TheRon> i like tom gleisner
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait to see the movie MUD
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> psyched
42:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1450141_372837082852487_819018616_n.jpg
42:00 <TheRon> if you really really squint there's three blokes in the picture
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bitch Polease
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> who is the chick?
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone want to make $250 ?
43:00 <Mew> Pirate always hangs his ball out like that until someone notices
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> the asian guy has bigger boobs
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's "okay"
44:00 <Mew> then he giggles like a school girl
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im sure you can be a naughty school girl Mew
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> *runs*
45:00 <faux> MEW
45:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=365997630206638&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> afternoon #melbourne
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh beehhh beehhh beehhh
46:00 <beehhh> http://chaturbate.com/newhope86/
46:00 <beehhh> hi man
46:00 <Mew> LMFAO
46:00 <Mew> that looks so fun
46:00 <faux> i know omg
47:00 <faux> also wtf https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=365980490208352&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> should i click that link?
47:00 <beehhh> rofl
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> stop being a whore beehhh
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i reckon i drank a slab yesterday maybe more
49:00 <TheRon> of water?
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beer TheRon u know how it is
50:00 <beehhh> nice
50:00 <TheRon> nice
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was up to 4am
50:00 <TheRon> a bit dry this morning?
50:00 <beehhh> i had feces burger
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i got banned from here i believe
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> more like alochol posioing
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to finish it off ive drank 4 runs at 6.7%
51:00 <TheRon> did you have bacon and eggs??
51:00 <beehhh> you didnt remember
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nah no food yet
51:00 <beehhh> cooking dinner
51:00 <TheRon> fish and chips works
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i spoke to some PSO lastnight
51:00 <simba> alcohol poisoning what a surprise
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba id drink rocket fuel if i could
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> y
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's a PSO?
53:00 <Doodle> toy cop
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> protective service officer
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Penis Suction Offices
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> why would you need one of those?
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we were talking about careers
53:00 <Doodle> cos they fired all th conductors
54:00 <Doodle> so now we have pso's
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> trains?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> im lost
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but interested
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i scared some kid who ran at me 
55:00 <Skrotus> they're there to bash people trying to evade fares
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> parents confronted me and asked why i would do that
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im like get fucked. get out of australia if u dont like it
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drunk of course
55:00 <TheRon> lebs?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they wanted to call the police
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're some, fine-tuned example of Australiana.
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i took off on my bike
56:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1483282_375729155896613_2122283230_n.jpg
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> run gordon its the police man.. i should of stayed and told the police what happend
57:00 <TheRon> mew is that you're arse on display?
57:00 <simba> your
57:00 <Mew> nah some randoms at stereosonic
57:00 <TheRon> i know
57:00 <Mew> mine is less flat than that
57:00 <simba> gross her ass is horrid
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer one of my friends went to that
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> that chick
58:00 <Mew> a few of my friends flew to sydney to go to theirs
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> get rid of the love handles
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n work out that ladder of an ass
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> plus put on some fkn clothes whore lol
58:00 <beehhh> simba
59:00 <TheRon> i like whores
59:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1471874_375728099230052_261252609_n.jpg
59:00 <TheRon> wtf?
59:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
59:00 <BlackDevil> wtf is wrong with her eyes?
59:00 <beehhh> lucky my father didnt wore one
00:00 <simba> wear* one
00:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1470132_372835336185995_1980013426_n.jpg
00:00 <Skrotus> ew
00:00 <Mew> hahaha
01:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxOSPfUw3qw
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I, Frankenstein - Official Trailer (Oct 4, 2013) 2:32 - Category: Entertainment - 3,458,158 views - 13,697 likes (80.4%), 3,343 dislikes (19.6%)
01:00 <TheRon> that's a no from me
02:00 <faux> lol i pasted her the other day
02:00 <faux> vom
02:00 <TheRon> well hello hello
03:00 <grem> bolt ons
03:00 <beehhh> coffee n condom?
03:00 <TheRon> coffee and tv?
04:00 <beehhh> i dont drink coffaine
04:00 <BlackDevil> those tits are nice and fake Mew
05:00 <BlackDevil> she shouldnt be proud of them
05:00 <TheRon> i like naturals
05:00 <beehhh> like that dudes cock
07:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh you know this youtuber http://www.youtube.com/user/VitalyzdTv ?
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: User: - Joined: - Subscribers: - They have video views
08:00 <beehhh> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/lpg-set-to-hit-alltime-prices-high-as-prices-past-1-per-litre-mark/story-fni0fit3-1226779218294
09:00 <TheRon> thats pretty fucked up
09:00 <BlackDevil> the video?
09:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil irrelivent
09:00 <TheRon> lpg hitting $1
10:00 <beehhh> i used to sell them for 19c back in shell in 96
10:00 <BlackDevil> but have you seen his youtube videos?
10:00 <TheRon> nope
11:00 <beehhh> the max was 30c
12:00 <BlackDevil> well VitalyzdTv is a pranker
12:00 <BlackDevil> he got arrested
12:00 <BlackDevil> short story, he did porn and he couldnt get it up
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> last beer, cheers all
13:00 <Skrotus> http://vectorbelly.com/electrical177.html
13:00 <beehhh> my mate will finance me for tassie
13:00 <beehhh> we used to roll together through out interstates luckily i called him otherday
14:00 <TheRon> beehhh i always thought christmas island had wi fi
18:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386659857162.jpg
18:00 <TheRon> they're fake
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT="threadirqs transparent_hugepage=never" 
21:00 <TheRon> if you tolerate this then your children will be next
21:00 <Skrotus> but I don't have any children
22:00 <TheRon> that you know of
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-admits-he-never-created-gerbils,34782/
28:00 <BlackDevil> God, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness told reporters this Wednesday that despite creating all other forms of life in the universe, He in fact had nothing to do with creating gerbils
28:00 <Shadowgate> Skrotus is killing people of laughter with his nick
29:00 <Shadowgate> blackdevil allah created everyhthing have respect for allah
30:00 <TheRon> i'm not arabic, i'm swedish, backpacking in the name of allah
33:00 <beehhh> Australian court made fun of me, now its my turn
34:00 <BlackDevil> trying to get off that catch a predator case
34:00 <TheRon> is there a new predator movie coming out?
34:00 <BlackDevil> paul walker is in it
34:00 <TheRon> nice
34:00 <TheRon> danny glover?
35:00 <beehhh> im a predator
36:00 <VONGE> PULL MY FINGRER'
36:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1501768_786710371345310_1441232272_n.jpg
36:00 <beehhh> chicks
37:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
37:00 <beehhh> she getting a massage
37:00 <beehhh> i see her everyday
38:00 <Shadowgate> beehh posted funny pics lol
38:00 <VONGE> LOL
39:00 <beehhh> Glenda Ruran
39:00 <VONGE> How is her fanny
40:00 <TheRon> pounded?
40:00 <beehhh> mine dont work
40:00 <beehhh> she been with 100 men
40:00 <Shadowgate> VONGE a stupid new character lol
40:00 <beehhh> ahh farting
40:00 <Shadowgate> beehhhh farted lol his funny lol
40:00 <VONGE> lol
41:00 <Shadowgate> VONGE that was funny wasnt it lol
41:00 <VONGE> lol
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> linux mutherfucker
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the need for speed 
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i feel the need, the need for SPEED
54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
55:00 <Sevi> heyya :D
55:00 <georgeandwell> sup
55:00 <Sevi> just chilling for a few more mins before I have to get moving again :(
55:00 <Sevi> you?
55:00 <georgeandwell> just got home
55:00 <georgeandwell> relaxing watching tv
55:00 <Sevi> heyya :D
55:00 <georgeandwell> sup
55:00 <Sevi> just chilling for a few more mins before I have to get moving again :(
55:00 <Sevi> you?
55:00 <georgeandwell> just got home
55:00 <Sevi> heyya :D
55:00 <georgeandwell> sup
55:00 <Sevi> just chilling for a few more mins before I have to get moving again :(
55:00 <Sevi> you?
55:00 <georgeandwell> just got home
56:00 <Sevi> nice :)
56:00 <georgeandwell> yeah its alright
56:00 <georgeandwell> waiting for my dinner to be ready
56:00 <georgeandwell> relaxing watching tv
56:00 <Sevi> nice :)
56:00 <georgeandwell> yeah its alright
56:00 <georgeandwell> waiting for my dinner to be ready
56:00 <georgeandwell> relaxing watching tv
56:00 <Sevi> nice :)
56:00 <georgeandwell> yeah its alright
56:00 <georgeandwell> waiting for my dinner to be ready
57:00 <Sevi> when I got home from work I cleaned the oven, dust mopped the floor, put on a load of washing
57:00 <georgeandwell> yeh i gotta do the washing later
57:00 <georgeandwell> but i want to eat dinner first
57:00 <Sevi> I rummaged through the freezer and found some meat I can have for dinner
57:00 <Sevi> when I got home from work I cleaned the oven, dust mopped the floor, put on a load of washing
57:00 <georgeandwell> yeh i gotta do the washing later
57:00 <georgeandwell> but i want to eat dinner first
57:00 <Sevi> I rummaged through the freezer and found some meat I can have for dinner
57:00 <Sevi> when I got home from work I cleaned the oven, dust mopped the floor, put on a load of washing
57:00 <georgeandwell> yeh i gotta do the washing later
57:00 <georgeandwell> but i want to eat dinner first
57:00 <Sevi> I rummaged through the freezer and found some meat I can have for dinner
58:00 <georgeandwell> cool
58:00 <Sevi> there's some t-bone, sausages and lamb chops for dinner tonight
58:00 <Sevi> they're gonna be thrown on the bbq
58:00 <georgeandwell> sounds rad
58:00 <georgeandwell> cool
58:00 <Sevi> there's some t-bone, sausages and lamb chops for dinner tonight
58:00 <Sevi> they're gonna be thrown on the bbq
58:00 <georgeandwell> sounds rad
58:00 <georgeandwell> cool
58:00 <Sevi> there's some t-bone, sausages and lamb chops for dinner tonight
58:00 <Sevi> they're gonna be thrown on the bbq
58:00 <georgeandwell> sounds rad
01:00 <Sevi> yeah its ok
01:00 <Sevi> I made some yummy crumbed chicken last night
01:00 <Sevi> i guess you could say schnitzel
01:00 <Sevi> yeah its ok
01:00 <Sevi> I made some yummy crumbed chicken last night
01:00 <Sevi> i guess you could say schnitzel
01:00 <Sevi> yeah its ok
01:00 <Sevi> I made some yummy crumbed chicken last night
01:00 <Sevi> i guess you could say schnitzel
03:00 <georgeandwell> nyce
03:00 <georgeandwell> nyce
03:00 <georgeandwell> nyce
04:00 <Sevi> was so yummy, i used chicken tenderloin fillets, flour dusted them, then dipped them in sweet chilli sauce, the crumb mix was breadcrumbs, sesame seeds and rice flakes
04:00 <UnderTheRadar> That does sound scrumptious.
04:00 <Sevi> oh it was :D
04:00 <Sevi> was so yummy, i used chicken tenderloin fillets, flour dusted them, then dipped them in sweet chilli sauce, the crumb mix was breadcrumbs, sesame seeds and rice flakes
04:00 <UnderTheRadar> That does sound scrumptious.
04:00 <Sevi> oh it was :D
04:00 <Sevi> was so yummy, i used chicken tenderloin fillets, flour dusted them, then dipped them in sweet chilli sauce, the crumb mix was breadcrumbs, sesame seeds and rice flakes
04:00 <UnderTheRadar> That does sound scrumptious.
04:00 <Sevi> oh it was :D
05:00 <Sevi> I bashed them flat while I was crumbing them
05:00 <Sevi> I've been wanting something that was sweet chilli flavoured
05:00 <Sevi> I bashed them flat while I was crumbing them
05:00 <Sevi> I've been wanting something that was sweet chilli flavoured
05:00 <Sevi> I bashed them flat while I was crumbing them
05:00 <Sevi> I've been wanting something that was sweet chilli flavoured
07:00 <UnderTheRadar> Mmm. Now I do too but I don't have any. I guess I'll just go eat chilli and pour sugar over it. :p
07:00 <UnderTheRadar> Mmm. Now I do too but I don't have any. I guess I'll just go eat chilli and pour sugar over it. :p
07:00 <UnderTheRadar> Mmm. Now I do too but I don't have any. I guess I'll just go eat chilli and pour sugar over it. :p
08:00 <Sevi> I've got two more sitting in my lunch box ready for tomorrows work lunch
08:00 <UnderTheRadar> Nice
08:00 <Sevi> tho they go soggy once you've microwaved them
08:00 <Sevi> I've got two more sitting in my lunch box ready for tomorrows work lunch
08:00 <UnderTheRadar> Nice
08:00 <Sevi> tho they go soggy once you've microwaved them
08:00 <Sevi> I've got two more sitting in my lunch box ready for tomorrows work lunch
08:00 <UnderTheRadar> Nice
08:00 <Sevi> tho they go soggy once you've microwaved them
10:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
10:00 <georgeandwell> would a 2 star michelin chef use a microwave?
11:00 <Sevi> that's all I have at work :P
11:00 <Sevi> and since I want to eat my mashed taters n carrot with creamed corn hot, then I have to live with it :D
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba the party is over get the fuck out now!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> j bro
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive hit me up on xbox 360
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will after man
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a mate over gonna show him bf4 on ONE
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what games u got that we can play together
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> just showin him Bronson trailer first haha
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i listed my games last nite to u bro
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> k ill check my log
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was drunk as yesterday
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drank a slab
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ac2, ac3, ac4, bf3, mw2, mw3, blops1, blops 2, Catherine, red dead redemption, L.A. Noire, far cry 3, max payne 3 and some others
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> gears 1 n 3
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> MK arcade trilogy u shouold dl that
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> gta v
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill have gta 5 on the 25th
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh and arkham city arkham origins
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice!
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 15 days counting
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna rip 360 games to xbox one tonight if i can
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> before they release the update
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dunno about that stuff
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or about mods, burning games
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i just pay my way
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer nah
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> atm u can play 360 games on one ;)
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> they wont take it away j
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i read something about the instructions to backward compability
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> that it can ruin the xbox
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im looking at linux distros atm and software included
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> must be some linux games
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rev the cpu
31:00 <Rice> i love the ps vita
31:00 <georgeandwell> is ps4 any good?
31:00 <Rice> not sure never played one
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://lmms.sourceforge.net/home.php
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Linux MultiMedia Studio
32:00 <Rice> i play call of duty on the vita
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sucks balls
32:00 <Rice> good graphics
33:00 <stebie> evening
34:00 <stebie> o/
34:00 <georgeandwell> any
34:00 <Sevi> hi stebie :)
35:00 <georgeandwell> hi
35:00 <stebie> hey Sevi
35:00 <Skrotus> hi stebie 
35:00 <stebie> hi Skrotus
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> An FX mixer with 64 FX channels and arbitrary number of effects allow unlimited mixing possibilities
36:00 <georgeandwell> how old would kurt cobain be today if he was still alive
36:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/972772_162325287272835_892739769_n.jpg?oh=8d4e13e93aa7aac986e4e0165e746c00&oe=52A8F2D5&__gda__=1386865367_43592dd27506f7298dbb973c6b88cfb7
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> he'd be high on something
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no idea i dont know his birthdate
38:00 <georgeandwell> i knew a guy
38:00 <georgeandwell> who was an aspiring film maker
39:00 <georgeandwell> he was 39 and still hadnt made it
39:00 <georgeandwell> and i think he offed himself 
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> suicide is not a option
39:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon....u should get rich or die trying
40:00 <georgeandwell> should never go out like that
40:00 <georgeandwell> thats giving up
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> people who commit suicide are selfish
41:00 <georgeandwell> u know why he was dumb?
41:00 <georgeandwell> cos his parents owned a house in the inner city
41:00 <The_Baron> it is an option
41:00 <georgeandwell> today that house would be worth 1.5mil easy....
41:00 <The_Baron> just not a popular one
42:00 <georgeandwell> he was saying he didnt wanna be 40 and never had a job, and a failed film maker....if he hung on...he wouldve been worth 1.5mil
42:00 <The_Baron> maybe having lots of money wouldn't have made him any happier
43:00 <georgeandwell> nah it would have made him very happy
43:00 <georgeandwell> cos...he was just pissed off cos he was always on welfare trying to write films and a struggling artist
43:00 <The_Baron> well then
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give me money watch me blow it
43:00 <The_Baron> life is ironic huh
44:00 <The_Baron> I think if I had 1.5 million dollars, I'd prolly be in the ER
44:00 <georgeandwell> and he said to me, that chicks looked at him as a loser cos he had no money and was not a success....but if you had 1.5mil ud be sucess lol
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all u smokers throw ur hands in the mutherfucking air
44:00 <georgeandwell> yeah ironic
45:00 <Zade> 1.5 million is not really rich 
45:00 <The_Baron> nah
45:00 <The_Baron> it's well off though
45:00 <georgeandwell> when i met him, he was 32, and never owned a car
45:00 <Doodle> i have 1.5 million in change in my couch cushions
45:00 <georgeandwell> couldnt afford it cos he was a struggling artist
45:00 <Doodle> prolly another 500k in the ashtray in the car
45:00 <The_Baron> Doodle, where do you live exactly?
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> in la la land
46:00 <georgeandwell> im sure if he hung on, he would have gone from zero cash...to cashed up
47:00 <The_Baron> I live close to la la land, just round the corner in bullshitville and headupmyarse
47:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <The_Baron> I'd be happy to clear a grand a week again
48:00 <The_Baron> as long as I got food, roof over my head and a load of weed I'm sweet
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> aheaheaheahe
50:00 <Zade> i would like a holiday house in Spain 
50:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't mind just going to spain
50:00 <The_Baron> especially for the next Spannabis Cup
50:00 <Doodle> a holiday house in spain would cost you about $400
50:00 <Zade> i been to Spain 3 times 
50:00 <Doodle> there's heaps of empty houses in spain
50:00 <Doodle> just take one
50:00 <The_Baron> what..squatting?
51:00 <Doodle> a country with 16.5 million families, 22–24 million houses and 3–4 million empty houses
52:00 <Doodle> take 2
52:00 <The_Baron> sounds like the go
53:00 <The_Baron> then set up some hydro in one of them
53:00 <Zade> drugs are really cheap in Spain no need to set up hydro 
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah but fuck it, I would anyway
54:00 <The_Baron> I been hating spending money on other peoples shit. Still gotta wait till march-april for my crop to be ready
56:00 <faux> r u playen farmvile
00:00 <The_Baron> lol
00:00 <The_Baron> nah. actual gardening
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://lmms.sourceforge.net/demos/TobyDox-Nothing_else_matters_(Classical_Remix).ogg
05:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1497801_411482808984614_1286041751_n.jpg
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> did u drink to much lastweek faux ?
06:00 <faux> do you need me to make you cry again so you can bitch in anothr channel about me?
06:00 <faux> if not shut the fuck up and dont address me. cheers
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dont have a problem
07:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1452570_409266875872874_97480843_n.jpg
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> quit posting porn
07:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1472022_10152118778366095_109068715_n.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> quit telling her what to post
07:00 <Serenity> not your problem
07:00 <doctor> vb is rubbish and it isn't even cheap
08:00 <faux> some people are so creative lol
08:00 <faux> SEZ
08:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526595_408830425916519_1996891007_n.jpg
08:00 <faux> best christmas tree
08:00 <Serenity> hahaha i saw that
08:00 <Serenity> how cool is it
08:00 <doctor> you are faux, that person just wants to look like a transformer
08:00 <faux> rofl
08:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1463222_408639295935632_2123814285_n.jpg
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ud become a drunken whore drinking that much
09:00 <Skrotus> yeah that guy wins movember
10:00 <faux> lolllll this reminds me of Mew https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1476105_407716639361231_704199644_n.jpg
10:00 <faux> omg.
10:00 <Doodle> loool
10:00 <faux> teletubbeehhhs  https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1458446_407424876057074_497468789_n.jpg
10:00 <faux> im hilarious.
11:00 <doctor> these are all horrible sorry
11:00 <faux> ofc they are
11:00 <Mew> LMFAO
11:00 <Skrotus> is beehhh a sikh?
11:00 <Doodle> f00ly
11:00 <Mew> i bet they got punani that night
12:00 <xm> i think he was raised Muslim
12:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1459177_405547822911446_608622276_n.jpg
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <xm> most Bangladeshi are Muslims
12:00 <faux> Doodle irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1471237_405350089597886_1359164364_n.jpg
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I like muslims they are friendly and insightfull
12:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
12:00 <Doodle> my stiffie isnt as big
13:00 <faux> omg
13:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1476693_404934172972811_1561721053_n.jpg
13:00 <Skrotus> and your boobs are bigger
13:00 <Doodle> indeed
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooooooooooooooooooooo
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know those days
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you just fucking wanna say
13:00 <xm> so Doodle is as sexy in real life as she is online
13:00 <faux> excuse me males . is this possible without pissing on your face https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1468538_404723229660572_1248062901_n.jpg
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> MESHUGA 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nessi
13:00 <xm> sorry for overlooking you Doodle 
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <xm> ill put you on my radar now baby
13:00 <xm> ;)
13:00 <Doodle> it happens
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Prodigy - Action Radar.mp3 (5.08MB 128kbps Stereo 5:32)
14:00 <faux> hey its ppieter https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1456489_403985686400993_1344383734_n.jpg
15:00 <georgeandwell> hi
15:00 <georgeandwell> n e
15:00 <Doodle> they look healthier than pieter
16:00 <The_Baron> they certainly got more weight on them
16:00 <Doodle> except when mandy's staying over, then pieter has more weight on him
17:00 <faux> rofl
18:00 <thestig> big weight on his shoulders
18:00 <The_Baron> lol
19:00 <Doodle> snoort
19:00 <Serenity> BUURT
19:00 <Doodle> loool
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
21:00 <Doodle> wow cadbury need to change the name of their fruit n nut chocolate
21:00 <Doodle> to nut n nut
21:00 <Doodle> rip off cunts
21:00 <The_Baron> australian cadbury's need to stop ripping us off and make it like they do in the UK
22:00 <georgeandwell> how do they make it in the uk
23:00 <Doodle> with love and devotion and just a little bit of ground up pubic hair
23:00 <Doodle> from homeless people
24:00 <The_Baron> haha
24:00 <The_Baron> nah, but the Cadbury's in england tastes heaps better
24:00 <georgeandwell> u know how i make my white chocolate
24:00 <Doodle> i went to the cadbury factory like 10 years ago and it was better then
24:00 <georgeandwell> if find cabury has a bitter taste to their choc blocks
24:00 <Doodle> probably cos it was free
25:00 <The_Baron> like australian cadbury's has that real intense taste that doesn't taste like proper chocalate
25:00 <Doodle> all i can taste is nuts
25:00 <Doodle> er
25:00 <Doodle> that came out wrong
25:00 <The_Baron> the Uk cadbury's tastes proper creamy and cacoee
25:00 <georgeandwell> yeah intensely bitter taste...like vb
25:00 <Doodle> oh god vb
25:00 <Doodle> that shit is revolting
25:00 <georgeandwell> all aussie stuff is intense or rough tasting
26:00 <Doodle> i wouldn't use vb to scrub out a dog's dish
26:00 <Serenity> rob arent you allergic to nuts
26:00 <Doodle> not all of them
26:00 <Doodle> theres not enough peanut in this to kill me
26:00 <Serenity> i thought it was PEE-NUTS
26:00 <Serenity> hehehehehe
26:00 <Serenity> oh
27:00 <Doodle> its mainly cashews
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost shower time XD
27:00 <Skrotus> I didn't think it took much at all
27:00 <Doodle> OMG SAEM
27:00 <Doodle> WE SHOULD HAVE ONE 2GETHER
27:00 <Doodle> N SAVE WATER
27:00 <Doodle> iunno Skrotus i'm thinking as i get old i'm growing out of it like my other allergies i had as a kid
28:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
28:00 <Doodle> doesn;t seem to do much these days but give me a sore throat
28:00 <Doodle> shut up Serenity
28:00 <Skrotus> well that's not so bad
28:00 <georgeandwell> i have chronic hives
28:00 <Mew> do you guys get that gross beer called TUN
28:00 <georgeandwell> due to too much anal play
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <Mew> theres a faded can of it in some bushes that i see on my walk to work every morning
28:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/74597_155951467930044_26813599_n.jpg
28:00 <The_Baron> here's one for ya doodle
29:00 <The_Baron> after that VB comment and all
29:00 <georgeandwell> we have that awful beer cauled cascade
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <Mew> http://danmurphys.com.au/media/DM/Product/750x2000/713511_0_9999_v1_m56577569847505861.jpg
29:00 <Doodle> never seen it Mew
29:00 <Doodle> looks cheap
29:00 <georgeandwell> actually i hate beer...only taste good if i have 2...anymore and it starts to taste awful
29:00 <Doodle> TUN ZAFUN
30:00 <Doodle> yeah i dont like it much either
30:00 <The_Baron> I am particular to a good pilsener these days
30:00 <Skrotus> I find if I have 4 or 5 really quickly it starts to taste not so bad
30:00 <georgeandwell> i could drink 10 but after the 2nd one i would not enjoy it
30:00 <The_Baron> Furstenberg FTW
31:00 <georgeandwell> it would just start to taste stupid
31:00 <The_Baron> though my real love is well crafted home brews
31:00 <The_Baron> after drinking proper IPA, the store bought shit is..well..shit
31:00 <georgeandwell> do u like the mircobrews?
33:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1489133_10151788948133202_1714069694_n.jpg
33:00 <The_Baron> I like some micro brews
34:00 <Skrotus> I enjoyed bintang when I was in bali
34:00 <Skrotus> but then I bought some from dan murphy's and it was shit
34:00 <Doodle> bintang is awesome for cheap shit
34:00 <Doodle> it tastes better in bali
34:00 <Skrotus> it wasn't cheap from dan murphy's either
34:00 <The_Baron> Bintang shirts are more popular in australia than the actual beer
35:00 <Skrotus> I think the climate might help
35:00 <georgeandwell> bali and thailand are bad places
35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/26733_1342905766323_6520436_n.jpg?lvh=1
35:00 <georgeandwell> wrecked by tourism
35:00 <Skrotus> you're a bad place
35:00 <The_Baron> doodle, thanks for proving a point
36:00 <georgeandwell> i can show u my naughty place
36:00 <Doodle> lol that was in bali
36:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't mind going overseas
36:00 <The_Baron> gotta wait a few more yaers till I can travel though
36:00 <georgeandwell> how come
37:00 <Doodle> i'll be fucked if i am spending next winter here
37:00 <Skrotus> I liked how the bintang was a bout the same price as water
37:00 <Doodle> so i'm going overseas 
37:00 <georgeandwell> good call
37:00 <Doodle> a stubbie of bintang was the same as a pack of ciggies
37:00 <The_Baron> coz I got a drug conviction
37:00 <The_Baron> makes it a cunt to go to most countries
37:00 <georgeandwell> that must suck
37:00 <The_Baron> it does
38:00 <The_Baron> missed out on doing some work in New York actually
38:00 <The_Baron> couldn't even get a work visa
38:00 <The_Baron> they are pretty anal
38:00 <The_Baron> however if I had a murder conviction, wouldn't have been so hard to get in the USA
38:00 <Doodle> kill someone then
38:00 <Doodle> there you go
39:00 <Doodle> problem solved
39:00 <The_Baron> nah, I don't think it works like that
39:00 <The_Baron> but I only got 3 more years till I can travel
39:00 <The_Baron> (criminal convictions won't show up after 7 years in a lot of countries, not all though)
45:00 <Kynetic> Just the other day
45:00 <Kynetic> i thought i'd forgotten how to throw a boomerang....
45:00 <Kynetic> but then it came back to me.
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> funny
46:00 <The_Baron> dad joke
46:00 <Kynetic> < ---- dad
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a dad and i didn't find it funny
46:00 <Kynetic> Hi i am a dad and i didnt find it funny.
46:00 <Kynetic> I'm Kynetic.
50:00 <The_Baron> So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar
50:00 <The_Baron> The bartender says:
50:00 <The_Baron> GET THE FUCK OUT
51:00 <doctor> his loss
54:00 <Skrotus> lol indeed
55:00 <Kynetic> A catholic priest, a pedofile and a rapist walk into a bar.
55:00 <Kynetic> He orders a drink.
55:00 <The_Baron> bam
55:00 <Serenity> klol
56:00 <The_Baron> a rabbi and a catholic priest are walking down the street, and they see a boy of around 8 years old, and the priest goes to the rabbi "let's fuck him" and the rabbi responds "out of what?"
56:00 <Kynetic> lol
56:00 <Kynetic> So i was sitting on the train the other day and i saw this pretty Thai girl.. and so im sitting there thinking "dont get an erection.. dont get an erection... " 
56:00 <Kynetic> but she did.
56:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
57:00 <The_Baron> reminds me of oxford st
57:00 <Alan_Bann> Hello ppl:):)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha my mate gave me some sick ass Aviators
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> wwearin em now lol
59:00 <Skirmish> Alan appears to have been discouraged by the lack of welcome he received. 
00:00 <doctor> If only he knew how much I wanted to say hi, but couldn't
00:00 <The_Baron> I had some proper aviators from WW2 my grandfather left me
00:00 <The_Baron> some lad cunt stole them
01:00 <The_Baron> >:/
01:00 <doctor> Can you get them back?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> now a mate comes arounod
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> gives me a dog statue for xmas
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^-^
03:00 <Skirmish> A dog statue ... 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn bbs bit ansty oi doctor got something for you
04:00 <The_Baron> can't get em back :/
04:00 <Mew> shit son
04:00 <Mew> did you ever get them valued?
04:00 <Mew> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vntg-Genuine-Bausch-Lomb-WWII-Aviator-Sunglasses-Rare-Brown-Lenses-Mint-/130747073975?pt=US_Sunglasses&hash=item1e712205b7&_uhb=1
05:00 <The_Baron> nah never got em valued
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> there u go doc
05:00 <The_Baron> the ones I had had green lenses
06:00 <The_Baron> http://www.etsy.com/au/listing/123181447/vintage-bausch-lomb-ray-ban-an6531-type?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted_en_au&utm_campaign=vintage_mid
06:00 <The_Baron> these ones
06:00 <Skirmish> I would be skeptical of anyone saying they have "original" anything on ebay.
07:00 <The_Baron> well true
07:00 <The_Baron> all I know is the ones I had were proper and looked like that link I posted
07:00 <The_Baron> though the lense is usually more opaque without all that lighting
07:00 <faux> rofl http://24.media.tumblr.com/eba292c69df30d594948bc9698aa2b6f/tumblr_mv886qPazS1qjgp6yo1_400.gif
08:00 <Mew> hahahaha
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> night strangers
08:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure Miley has been in the reverse situation of that
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the mothership is about to leave earth
16:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
40:00 <georgeandwell> hi
40:00 <georgeandwell> n e
40:00 <mattyd> shit ay
41:00 <mattyd> which 1 is gorge and what 1 is well
41:00 <mattyd> Gorge n Dwell
41:00 <mattyd> sounds like a proppa dole bludga
44:00 <johninja> o/
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Where's Picard
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> heard he's in the new Sonic game: Sonic the Dickhog.
10:00 <johninja> the vengea
13:00 <Skirmish> Get prepared everyone! We're closing in on 11/12/13
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi
33:00 <georgeandwell> n e
46:00 <Transmatron> wtf
47:00 <Transmatron> why so quiet in here
47:00 <Transmatron> talk motherfukaz
47:00 <thestig> SHUT THE FUCK UP
48:00 <Mew> thestig is trying to have a sneaky wank
48:00 <Mew> dont interrupt
48:00 <Mew> gosh
48:00 <thestig> YAY
49:00 <thestig> i seen your nic i came hard
49:00 <Mew> YAAAAAAAAAY
49:00 <Mew> feelsgood.jpg
51:00 <The_Baron> no need to be sneaky
51:00 <The_Baron> hell, I'm sitting here with spiderman underwear on my face, whacking off to Facial Abuse
51:00 <The_Baron> it's no big thang!
51:00 <Mew> some guy was wanking in his car when i crossed the road at the traffic lights one day
51:00 <Mew> #no_shame
52:00 <The_Baron> couldn't even give him a hand!
52:00 <Mew> i was 12-13
52:00 <Mew> oh hell thats old enough these days
52:00 <Mew> maybe i was having an off day
52:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
52:00 <The_Baron> best time to jack off on a car is during an icy winter
53:00 <The_Baron> than ur spunk will freeze onto the windscreen
53:00 <Mew> ah yes the many pranks of icy winter
53:00 <Mew> we used to go to the petrol station and buy 3-4 bottles of ice magic
53:00 <Mew> find a quiet street with lots of white cars
53:00 <Mew> hang out the window
54:00 <The_Baron> haha nice
54:00 <The_Baron> though If that happened to my car, I'd just lick it off
54:00 <The_Baron> ice magick is yum
54:00 <Mew> because the cars were so cold it would grip to the paint and rip it off when they try to remove it the next morning
55:00 <The_Baron> kinda similar to writing on peoples cars with toothpaste during summer
55:00 <The_Baron> it bakes into the enamel, and leaves a permanent mark of what u wrote or drew
55:00 <Mew> same effect? ive never heard of that
55:00 <Mew> hahaha
55:00 <Mew> id do penises
55:00 <Skirmish> brake fluid :) 
55:00 <Mew> yeah brake fluid is a cracker
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah we did penis's
55:00 <The_Baron> learned that when I was 15 though so go figure
56:00 <Mew> the adrenaline rush of pulling those kind of pranks
56:00 <Mew> wew
56:00 <Mew> take me back
56:00 <Mew> we took wheely bins and held them outside the passenger side, got up to about 60ks and then let them go to fly into things
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's better when u light the contents of the bin then let em go
57:00 <The_Baron> FIREBALLS
57:00 <Mew> oh my god why couldnt we hang out when i was 15
58:00 <Skirmish> Mate and I bought 1980's KA lasers from a wrecker with an extra for parts and for a good 18 months just tore around in these buckets of crap driving like maniacs. 
58:00 <Skirmish> One of our favourite past times was sliding sideways into bins out on bin night a few suburbs over. 
58:00 <Mew> paddock bashers?
58:00 <Mew> or were they road legal
58:00 <Mew> hahaha
58:00 <Skirmish> Barely road legal.
58:00 <Cripla> http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/1963281/insult-about-rupert-murdoch-buried-in-sunday-telegraph-puzzle/?cs=7
59:00 <Skirmish> The kind of car that you roll off the side of the road and after setting it on fire you walk him.
59:00 <Skirmish> home.
59:00 <Mew> no regrets
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