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00:00 <The_Baron> cherri_pie, do u think it impresses me that u know dumb lebos from punchbowl?
00:00 <doctor> When I think about, Australia could be the black market capital of the world if it wanted
00:00 <cherri_pie> did i say i know lebos from punchbowl
00:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking spastic
00:00 <doctor> Politics is nothing to a prisoner island
00:00 <simba> im a lebo from punchbowl
00:00 <simba> you fucking spastic
00:00 <cherri_pie> your a fucking reatrd
00:00 <cherri_pie> just shut the fuck up
00:00 <The_Baron> <cherri_pie> i know where telopea st is
00:00 <The_Baron> <cherri_pie> and the lebos that used to run it
00:00 <simba> cherri_pie i can type you fucking spastic faster than you
00:00 <The_Baron> yes, yes u did!
00:00 <The_Baron> :D
00:00 <simba> wanna have a speedrun
00:00 <cherri_pie> i thought simba was fucking dum untill you opened ur mouth
00:00 <simba> when faux says go well both type it
00:00 <simba> ready
01:00 <simba> you fucking spastgic
01:00 <simba> fuck
01:00 <cherri_pie> you really have impaired motor skills you fuck wit
01:00 <simba> i could do one second i thikn
01:00 <simba> ready
01:00 <simba> you fucking spastic
01:00 <simba> 1 second
01:00 <simba> beat that
01:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> simber's irc olympics
01:00 <cherri_pie> shut up simba you boring cunt
01:00 <cherri_pie> no one cares
01:00 <simba> honestly someone beat me
01:00 <fawks> looool
01:00 <The_Baron> you have impaired grace and refinement, cherri_pie
01:00 <simba> 1 second bitches
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> you fucking aspt
01:00 <The_Baron> u talk like a lebo cum rag
01:00 <SassyMeMow> O_O
01:00 <The_Baron> and that is a general consensus
01:00 <cherri_pie> you cunts embarass yourselves
01:00 <cherri_pie> all day and night by being on here
01:00 <simba> you fucking aspastic
01:00 <cherri_pie> and showing you have no life
01:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> he took all his prescription drugs all at once and is having a good night on irc
02:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> good old simber
02:00 <simba> damn it ive lost it
02:00 <cherri_pie> the high point of your existence is arguing with someone that doesnt know you
02:00 <The_Baron> well tbh she has a point there, most of u guys are on here an awful lot
02:00 <simba> lol dont use the perscription drugs joke on me
02:00 <cherri_pie> or give a fuck that you exist
02:00 <simba> thats 1 i use
02:00 <fawks> is that steven 
02:00 <cherri_pie> you live to take out your spastic little net jokes on someone
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta geko on ma head
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
02:00 <thestig> CHERRI_POO
02:00 <The_Baron> but coming on here so u can feel good about ur cum guzzling shit life by contrasting urself to sadsacks on austnet is prolly more lame
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> The_Baron
02:00 <cherri_pie> serioulsy thats the total of your existance
02:00 <The_Baron> :D
02:00 <cherri_pie> its sad
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig even
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hows the cancer goin mate
02:00 <cherri_pie> look at the stig for example
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur nuts fail u yet?
03:00 <The_Baron> yo PandasDontDrive
03:00 <cherri_pie> like serioulsy how is that piece of shit still alive
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo The_Baron bro
03:00 <thestig> pandas what cancer? does jenifer have cancer?
03:00 <cherri_pie> just die already you miserable cunt lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf the geko is goin down my back
03:00 <The_Baron> which miserable cunt
03:00 <simba> faux who is steven
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol cost 200 bucks
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
03:00 <cherri_pie> if the shoe fits then it must be yours 
03:00 <fawks> GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY: 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> man The_Baron man went squid n fish fishin today
03:00 <fawks> I'm asking if it is 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt catcch
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> mad swim n shit but
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <The_Baron> nice one
03:00 <thestig> jeniferrrr has cancer
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol shot compound bow
03:00 <simba> if it is im offended he didnt join in the irc olympics
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> n threw knives at mates
04:00 <The_Baron> I gotta go catch some crabs sometime that reminds me
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> till his missus got hiome
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> home*
04:00 <The_Baron> and I don't mean the kind of crabs I'd get off cherri_pie
04:00 <fawks> it's just a nick he would use 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> locked myself out my house ay!
04:00 <fawks> lol
04:00 <thestig> pandas beats his mother
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
04:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> <FAGGOT>
04:00 <fawks> or xarcos
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer The_Baron
04:00 <cherri_pie> you would have to get laid first u grub
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig even
04:00 <cherri_pie> and thats never gonna happen 
04:00 <simba> xarcos: the dragonslayer
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont u go 4chan that u dog
04:00 <cherri_pie> coz ur an ugly fat piece of shit
04:00 <cherri_pie> with no life
04:00 <simba> ur an ugly fat piece of shit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope u die from nut cancer before xmas
04:00 <cherri_pie> and no girl would want u
04:00 <simba> with no life
04:00 <cherri_pie> lol
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> useless waste.
04:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
04:00 <cherri_pie> my words exactly
04:00 <simba> ur an ugly fat piece of shit with no life - cherri_pie
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta find my 200 dollar geko brb
04:00 <wolfy> thestig just shit his pants lol
05:00 <cherri_pie> i mean look at simba
05:00 <fawks> wtf is happening why is everyone so ugly 
05:00 <cherri_pie> he lives for my words
05:00 <fawks> I mean anfey
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> ur an ugly fat piece of shit with no life
05:00 <fawks> angry 
05:00 <cherri_pie> i dont see the cunt for 6 months
05:00 <fawks> lol ffff
05:00 <cherri_pie> and he still wants to stalk me 
05:00 <thestig> LOL wolfy screaming for attention again
05:00 <simba> LOL
05:00 <wolfy> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <wolfy> thestig just shit his pants lol
05:00 <cherri_pie> the stig shit his pants then licked it
05:00 <simba> shane and adrian tussling in the corner
05:00 <simba> cherri_pie a gigantic lesbian in the middle of the room
05:00 <simba> demanding attention
05:00 <cherri_pie> simba watched him lick it
05:00 <thestig> loll wolfy shit his pants when chucky went over haha owned by an old man
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah the fker is sittin on top couch lol
05:00 <simba> adrian on the offensive
05:00 <simba> panda starts talking
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig u over ur cancer now
05:00 <simba> hes always around
05:00 <cherri_pie> chucky is a funny cunt
05:00 <wolfy> hahah lies 
05:00 <cherri_pie> i miss that cunt
06:00 <cherri_pie> where the fuck is he
06:00 <simba> shane and adrian exchange words
06:00 <wolfy> hahah shows how tough you are
06:00 <cherri_pie> he did ownage on here
06:00 <simba> cherri_pie still vocal
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean simba said u had cancer
06:00 <wolfy> what a joke
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently
06:00 <wolfy> you been exposed
06:00 <simba> panda mentions commentator simba
06:00 <fawks> lmaooo
06:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> IS THAT STEVEN?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
06:00 <simba> adrian does have cancer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
06:00 <simba> newcomer GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor chick
06:00 <fawks> IS IT
06:00 <simba> enters the fray
06:00 <thestig> pandas i think jenifer has cancer, you will own the bogan flats you live in and will never have to work again ( not like you ever worked lolll )
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe he will stop 4channin chicks
06:00 <simba> adrian on the super offensive now bringing mothers into it
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt deserves it for being a cunt
06:00 <simba> everybody holds the phone
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig dont be so sad man
06:00 <cherri_pie> simba dont copy me
07:00 <cherri_pie> i used to commentate on here
07:00 <fawks> stop spelling Jennifer wrong
07:00 <simba> cherri_pie mentions the great simba
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> around the corner hides the death, in disguise.
07:00 <thestig> jenifer
07:00 <cherri_pie> come up with ur own shit you desperate cunt
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL fawks
07:00 <simba> the giant lesbian centre stage bellows but few listen
07:00 <fawks> :'(
07:00 <wolfy> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/waikiki/other-soft-furnishings/speedee-mobile-carpet-binding-and-rugs/1030485785
07:00 <simba> another link from shane
07:00 <wolfy> ill call him up and ask him
07:00 <simba> this one wont get many clicks
07:00 <wolfy> ok?
07:00 <wolfy> brb
07:00 <wolfy> calling him up[
07:00 <simba> and he temporarily leaves his computer
07:00 <cherri_pie> something u should do simba
07:00 <simba> Phew
08:00 <fawks> that was brilliant 
08:00 <thestig> simba i see you spent all day on here again
08:00 <fawks> perfect burp
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the shattered reactor
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> it's still leaking radiation
08:00 <thestig> didnt feed the pigeons today?
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> we should do something about it
08:00 <cherri_pie> yes he spends all day and night on here
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> let's grow a pill farm on it!
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> maybe it'd attract piet and give him radiation poisoning
08:00 <cherri_pie> but if you ask him apparently his just finished work
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you feel bad now
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> all that alpha decay mate
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> it's enough to get through his porous oil-ridden skin
08:00 <thestig> jeniffer feels bad that you hit her
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> for all the years of 4channing women and abusing people?
08:00 <cherri_pie> his job is coming up with sarcastic shit on irc
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> all that froth
08:00 <simba> pill farm
08:00 <cherri_pie> and thinking his smart
08:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> toss in a few capacitors and we're golden
08:00 <thestig> LOLL 4chaning vaness
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hit a lot of women
08:00 <fawks> lord of the flies 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be so specific
09:00 <The_Baron> I'd love to get paid for making up sarcastic shit on irc
09:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> ALL I NEED IS SOME ELECTRON VOLTS MATE
09:00 <thestig> do you think anyone cares hahaha
09:00 <cherri_pie> coz his so called life skills dont count in the real world
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I drop rocks on pigs
09:00 <The_Baron> alas that aint a real profession
09:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> I GOTTA POWER MY BITCOIN MINERS
09:00 <thestig> JENIFFER OH JENIFFER
09:00 <cherri_pie> which is why he cant get paid
09:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> GET THOSE GIGAHASHES GOING
09:00 <simba> teen creamers
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah man im sorry the nut cancer is gettin to you so much
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should see a nut doctor!~
09:00 <The_Baron> is there a nut specialist?
10:00 <cherri_pie> or if u want some temporary relief
10:00 <wolfy> oer chuckys fone wont answer look like you cunt sare running scared
10:00 <The_Baron> what specialist would look at a mans nuts
10:00 <The_Baron> ?
10:00 <cherri_pie> get simba to suck ur nuts
10:00 <cherri_pie> hes a nut specialist
10:00 <wolfy> PandasDontDrive, shut ya mouth
10:00 <The_Baron> I mean women have OBGYN's
10:00 <wolfy> faggot
10:00 <cherri_pie> just not medically
10:00 <The_Baron> what do men have
10:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, just ignore PandasDontDrive hes a wierdo jew fuck
10:00 <cherri_pie> jews are cool
10:00 <The_Baron> as opposed to a bullshitting cunt like u wolfy?
10:00 <cherri_pie> they own the world
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> wolfy chill out man thestig isnt into girls.
10:00 <simba> i am not a nut specialist every body just to clear that one up! ha ha *grabs collar nervously* 
10:00 <wolfy> chucky too shut scared to answer the fone hahahahaha
10:00 <wolfy> lets see soon if he answers i got the address
11:00 <cherri_pie> the stig is into simba
11:00 <cherri_pie> they suck each others nuts
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AM NOT GAY IRL I'M JUST GAY IN ... REALITY
11:00 <wolfy> 18 Adina Way, Rockingham WA 6168 
11:00 <thestig> lolll nut cancer is that all you could come up with pandas ( i guess so you are a dropkick )
11:00 <wolfy>  DEAD!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig im sorry r u dying
11:00 <thestig> druidess has fake cancer
11:00 <cherri_pie> shut up the stick u piece of poo
11:00 <The_Baron> but I was actually asking a serious question
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> cna i play david cassidy at ur funralzzzzzz
11:00 <The_Baron> is there a doctor that specialises in man junk?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> when im the rock and roll star
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a great song
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill likes do heroin and well
11:00 <The_Baron> why am I asking u bunch of maladjusted retrobates?
11:00 <thestig> pandas why did you hit your mother and tell eveyone a mate did it
11:00 <The_Baron> google this shit
12:00 <The_Baron> fuck u cunts!
12:00 <SassyMeMow> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno y did u
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum just dropped by to let me inside cause i locked myself out all fkn day
12:00 <The_Baron> reprobates*
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif id hit her
12:00 <The_Baron> bah had to correct myself
12:00 <thestig> <PandasDontDrive> though it's a bottle of nice red
12:00 <thestig> <PandasDontDrive> shiraz
12:00 <thestig> <PandasDontDrive> from mum
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> id hit um
12:00 <thestig> MUMYS BOY
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> miley cyris
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> excuse would be
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I knew it was her, just wanted people to think I hit Bieber.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> JENIFFER
13:00 <thestig> OH JENIFFERRRRRRRRRRR
13:00 <SassyMeMow> iffer
13:00 <thestig> jenifer
14:00 <wolfy> * wolfy changes topic to '18 Adina way rockingham 6168  gat? see you soon '
14:00 <wolfy>  thestig, you're gone
15:00 <wolfy> you wait im about to rock up at chuckys house soon
15:00 <wolfy> youll see
15:00 <thestig> loll yet you never show
15:00 <thestig> 4 years later
15:00 <wolfy> i got his addy
15:00 <thestig> still all talk 
15:00 <wolfy> you cunts are fucked
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> silly geko
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> sitting on top of Bambini Domo
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> 200 dollar geko prob be dead by tomorrow
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <wolfy> what y
17:00 <wolfy> mean?
17:00 <The_Baron> hhmm was wondering why my keyboard felt weird
17:00 <The_Baron> there's bbq sauce in a few of the keys
17:00 <wolfy> chucky No such nick/channel
17:00 <wolfy> chucky End of /WHOIS list.
17:00 <wolfy> -
17:00 <megamanga> doritos stick the keys too
17:00 <The_Baron> at least I hope it's bbq sauce
17:00 <megamanga> bastard chips
18:00 <wolfy> shittin
18:00 <wolfy> hahahahaha
18:00 <wolfy> DEAD!
18:00 <wolfy> you wait see what happens now thestig
18:00 <wolfy> i got his addy
18:00 <wolfy> youre gone
20:00 <wolfy> 18 Adina Way, Rockingham WA 6168
20:00 <wolfy> 0405742600
20:00 <wolfy> DEAD!
21:00 <megamanga> u know u get banned for posting personal info yeah
21:00 <wolfy> megamanga, mind your own business faggot
21:00 <megamanga> sorry investigator fagnut
21:00 <wolfy> megamanga, nice try tho lol loser
22:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> dogs
22:00 <wolfy> megamanga, get a job maybe?
22:00 <megamanga> im at work babes
22:00 <megamanga> sucks yeah?
22:00 <wolfy> megamanga, weren't you the guy who made a fraudlent insurance claim 
22:00 <The_Baron> ur gonna go all the way to WA to beat someone up?
22:00 <wolfy> ?
22:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> wolfy do you subscribe to the gentleman's fedora
22:00 <wolfy> lol 
22:00 <The_Baron> is this what I am reading/
22:00 <The_Baron> ?
22:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> sounds like you need to wear one
22:00 <wolfy> megamanga, you know we onto you about the insurance fraud
23:00 <megamanga> wow, its quite paranoid in here
23:00 <thestig> FRAUDSTER
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> its gone nuts
23:00 <The_Baron> wolfy, u aren't gonna do shit man
23:00 <The_Baron> go back to masturbating and eating cheetos
23:00 <thestig> simbas back for more attention ( so gay )
23:00 <The_Baron> make ur dick all orange and shit and post that shit on ur tumblr or some shit
23:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> wear your fedoras you ugly cis white males
23:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> THE IDENTIFICATION MATRIX
24:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> frothy maltose
24:00 <The_Baron> fedoras and neckbeards
24:00 <The_Baron> what a combo
24:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> sputtering froth on irc daily while receiving disability pensions
24:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> piet's business model
24:00 <fawks> why does thestig care if you have chucks address I don't get it
24:00 <thestig> i duno lol
24:00 <wolfy> megamanga, didn't you pretend to crash your car to claim insurance and the car wasn't even worth what you claimed it for it  was a write off to begin with thats fraud im sure they will catch upto you oneday youre a scum loser 
24:00 <crash> post a xmas card
25:00 <megamanga> you wot m8
25:00 <wolfy> megamanga, didn't you pretend to crash your car to claim insurance and the car wasn't even worth what you claimed it for it  was a write off to begin with thats fraud im sure they will catch upto you oneday youre a scum loser 
25:00 <megamanga> it was a write off?
25:00 <wolfy> ??????
25:00 <wolfy> megamanga, YOU GOT SPRUNG!!!!
25:00 <megamanga> you're the worst troll here
25:00 <THE_ROTTED_DRILL> why are you so overweight wolfy
25:00 <megamanga> oh god
25:00 <The_Baron> isn't it true everyone tries to overclaim on their insurance?
25:00 <wolfy> hahahaha
25:00 <wolfy> u got caught
25:00 <megamanga> i got market value on my car, they were trying to undercut me
25:00 <wolfy> shouldnt run ya mouth cunt
26:00 <The_Baron> isn't it true insurance companies are ripping off everyone in the first place so why shouldn't we take advantage once in a while?
26:00 <faux> didnt you make out with a fat cunt named riggs, wolfy?
26:00 <wolfy> about how much ya rippin of insurance companies on re-birth frauds
26:00 <faux> why are you giving others shit when youre a faggot attracted to obese men
26:00 <faux> confused.
26:00 <megamanga> shrug ignored
26:00 <megamanga> i get paid to put up with retards like him
27:00 <faux> you work in a spastic home?
27:00 <thestig> do you work at centerlin?
27:00 <thestig> dam faux beat me
27:00 <megamanga> bouncer... same thing
27:00 <The_Baron> fuck that for a job
28:00 <megamanga> i get paid to smash cunts
28:00 <megamanga> best
28:00 <wolfy> lol as if
28:00 <wolfy> megamanga, you cheat the system
28:00 <faux> why did wolfy ignore the fact he made out with a fat dude
28:00 <megamanga> wait whats the opposite of best
28:00 <faux> http://feelgoodstyle.com/2012/07/16/human-undergoes-animal-testing-for-animal-rights/
29:00 <The_Baron> megamanga, I hope u were kidding then
29:00 <wolfy> megamanga, Because of your own potty mouth you got exposed bragging about stealing money from insurance companies you weren't even ment to have you got owned
29:00 <The_Baron> coz that's shit
29:00 <wolfy> megamanga, obvious to sum muds like you up
29:00 <wolfy> jewboy
29:00 <megamanga> about smashing cunts? i've wanted to a lot... its a shit job but pay is great
29:00 <The_Baron> hate those bouncers who are just frothing at the mouth waiting for an excuse to bash someone
29:00 <wolfy> megamanga, YOU GOT OWNED!
29:00 <wolfy> FULL FUCKING STOP
29:00 <wolfy> YOU'RE A FRAUD
30:00 <megamanga> i've never hit anyone, i almost broke this cunts arm for tryingto elbow me in the face for no reason
30:00 <thestig> megamanga bashed wolfy
30:00 <megamanga> thats about it
30:00 <The_Baron> cool
30:00 <The_Baron> that's oright
30:00 <wolfy> megamanga, Then why did you make a claim to an insurance company lol  SCAM ARTIST 
30:00 <megamanga> i do private security now mostly
30:00 <wolfy> megamanga, Then why did you make a claim to an insurance company lol  SCAM ARTIST ?
31:00 <wolfy> lol megamanga crashed his own car on purpose to claim it on insurance 
31:00 <wolfy> EXPOSED!
31:00 <thestig> everyone does it lol
31:00 <wolfy> HAHAHAHAHAHA
31:00 <wolfy> YOU FAGGOT
31:00 <megamanga> i deal with junkies most of the time now, like the guy currently laughing at a bush in the car park
31:00 <wolfy> INSURANCE FRAUD
31:00 <wolfy> YOU'RE A LOSER
31:00 <wolfy> GET A JOB
32:00 <thestig> whats wrong with laughing at a bush
32:00 <The_Baron> oh that ain't bbq sauce
32:00 <The_Baron> it's chocolate
32:00 <The_Baron> well that solves that mystery
32:00 <The_Baron> I'm a regular nancy drew
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig what kinda cancer u got?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a nut doctor.
38:00 <megamanga> kooky in the coconut
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can push it back right up from before they dropped if it helps?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u dying
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wolfy u fried cunt
40:00 <thestig> wolfy can you suck the cancer out me nut?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> u faggot
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> the faggot prob will
41:00 <thestig> he has offered before
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob a dozen times
43:00 <thestig> wolfy you sell yourself as the best of the best but cant suck the cancer out me nut?
43:00 <thestig> fucking soft cock
43:00 <Warren1984> it would be hard for 1 person to rule the world. How would you rule the world anyway? by perfecting it or by dominating it?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> wolfy dont be so homosexual
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> we dont tollerate that here in nazi germany
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> u jew cunt\
46:00 <thestig> warren good question
46:00 <wolfy> im on the fone to the police now 
46:00 <wolfy> thestig, wont be long til we find you pedo
47:00 <thestig> pedo? are you 12 or something?
47:00 <thestig> you can still suck the cancer out me nut
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> call the cops on us
49:00 <thestig> they are outside his house
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> go tell your employer
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Gay Side
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> of Life..
49:00 <thestig> they call him the duncraig drongo
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOLOLOL
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> brav ahaha
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I NEET A NUT DOCTOR THOUOGH
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought wolfy was one
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> heard some thai lickin does the trix
50:00 <thestig> i think wolfy is getting ready putting his black lipstick on
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> have to put new neighbours in their place
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had ash over other nite
51:00 <thestig> record it
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> they hada party way over 6am
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> he cried n shit
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> n my mate upstairs didnt sleep
51:00 <megamanga> its pretty simple
52:00 <megamanga> wait till 8am and limiter bash thei window
52:00 <thestig> megamanga real or fake
52:00 <thestig> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1522025_577123679034063_546154869_n.jpg
52:00 <megamanga> that puppet head has to be real
52:00 <thestig> lol
53:00 <megamanga> they have the right sag but she looks like a he so im going with fake
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta jump fence
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> take these new cunts lights down
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> 6am fkn party on a weekday
54:00 <thestig> turn their power off
56:00 <beehhh> Canada is heaven on earth
56:00 <wolfy> beehhh
57:00 <beehhh> yes mate
57:00 <wolfy> PLEASE REPORT HE FOLLOWING DETAILS TO W.A POLICE
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
57:00 <wolfy> 18 Adina Way, Rockingham WA 6168
57:00 <wolfy> 0405742600
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> scratched
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> WELCOME on his bonnet
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt comesout
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so sorry keeping ur son awake
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
57:00 <wolfy> PandasDontDrive, you're not wantedo n this server
57:00 <wolfy> fuck off
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill ring ya
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> for sex
57:00 <wolfy> no just fuck off
58:00 <beehhh> asian shoplifters are on the rise in sydney
58:00 <wolfy> 18 Adina Way, Rockingham WA 6168
58:00 <wolfy> 0405742600
58:00 <thestig> wolfy sucked chucky off for smokes
58:00 <wolfy> as if
58:00 <beehhh> i want you licence number dead or alive
58:00 <beehhh> phew
58:00 <wolfy> thestig, why try and stick up for chucky ?
58:00 <wolfy> youre a loser lol
58:00 <thestig> i hear the austnet portscan has been knocking people off the net
58:00 <wolfy> blatant loser
59:00 <wolfy> hahaha
59:00 <beehhh> im going to be a professor in canada
59:00 <beehhh> uni of BC
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wolfy
00:00 <megamanga> lulz
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/rn/legacy/player.htm
00:00 <beehhh> shhh
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> your reflection repeats this every single day
00:00 <thestig> OMG EVADE
00:00 <beehhh> lol w/b
00:00 <gremlinz> wolfy, do it again and it will be a zline
00:00 <beehhh> listen news
00:00 <wolfy> thestig, I guess we'll soon see who wins this war jewboy
00:00 <thestig> that was the second time he did it
00:00 <beehhh> im in borneo jungle
00:00 <wolfy> thestig, youve been tracked.
00:00 <thestig> or 3rd
01:00 <beehhh> dark out here
01:00 <thestig> so ive been tracked? what happened
01:00 <megamanga>  he uses his underpants gnomes to dun backtrace u
01:00 <thestig> loll
01:00 <wolfy> what happened is well to cut a long story short EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED THESTIG IS EXPOSED
01:00 <megamanga> u dun goofed
02:00 <The_Baron> u guys still doing this
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <The_Baron> jesus fucking h christ on a crumpet
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> think im gonna get arrested soon
02:00 <beehhh> once i triped over during stalking a chick and hurt my head with lump
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> keyin that doods car
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> WELCOME!
02:00 <thestig> lets start on the baron
02:00 <The_Baron> PandasDontDrive. next time write shit on the car with toothpaste
02:00 <thestig> The_Baron HAS 3 NIPPLES LOLLLLLLLLLL
02:00 <The_Baron> if it's a hot day/night it will bake into the enamel
02:00 <The_Baron> can't wash that shit off
03:00 <beehhh> dust will kill me
03:00 <The_Baron> thestig, I actually do have a 3rd nipple
03:00 <The_Baron> it's known as a superfluous nipple and it's under my right armpit
03:00 <beehhh> dusting house moving room
03:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
03:00 <beehhh> i sneezed about 1000 times
03:00 <thestig> it isnt really a nipple if it isnt on your chest
03:00 <megamanga> is there a limit as to where you an get them
03:00 <megamanga> one on your hand would be pretty funny
03:00 <The_Baron> well it's called a superfluous nipple
03:00 <The_Baron> and it kinda looks like a nipple (but not really()
04:00 <beehhh> going to bed early
04:00 <Serenity> my sister has a 3rd nipple
04:00 <thestig> does it glow in the dark
04:00 <Serenity> she lactated from it
04:00 <beehhh> total recall
04:00 <Maurice> LOL
04:00 <megamanga> id suck on it
04:00 <The_Baron> well some do look a lot like one
04:00 <thestig> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> but mine looks like a mini cow teat
04:00 <megamanga> next on sick sad world
05:00 <Serenity> she always thought it was some kind of mole
05:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, really?
05:00 <Serenity> yes The_Baron
05:00 <The_Baron> I didn't know that was possible with a third nipple
05:00 <Serenity> its how they found out what it actually was cause she lactated from it
05:00 <Maurice> Lol
05:00 <The_Baron> like I met this guy back in 2005 who had a second butthole
05:00 <The_Baron> but he couldn't shit from it
05:00 <megamanga> lol
05:00 <The_Baron> it was definitely in my top 10 WTF moments
06:00 <beehhh> i have a pussy below my genital
06:00 <thestig> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1477439_372533489553052_1207425128_n.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> you have fuck all beehhh
06:00 <Serenity> kill yourself
06:00 <megamanga> lol
07:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkOhQIQqAk
07:00 <The_Baron> http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1117825-overview
07:00 <beehhh> not before i getting married
07:00 <Mew> my friends brother was born with no bum hole
07:00 <The_Baron> this is a good article on nipples
07:00 <Mew> they literally had to tear him a new one
07:00 <Serenity> http://www.intimategadgets.com/product/baile-sexy-realistic-3d-sleeping-beauty-masturbator-non-inflatable-230500
07:00 <The_Baron> I aparantly have the most common one, which is just the nipple without an areoloa
08:00 <The_Baron> areola*
08:00 <beehhh> his mouth is suppose to be an arse
08:00 <Maurice> SERENITY, STOP SHARING OUR CYBER
08:00 <Serenity> sorry :(
08:00 <The_Baron> Mew!
08:00 <beehhh> wish i had some morf to stop this sneeze
08:00 <faux> [01:07] <Mew> my friends brother was born with no bum hole
08:00 <faux> lllllllllol
09:00 <Serenity> i wish youd fucking drown yourself you smelly dick drip
09:00 <faux> rofl
09:00 <beehhh> sorry?
09:00 <beehhh> thats abusive
09:00 <Maurice> LOL from Serenity? No, it's not
10:00 <beehhh> bloke died while opened his door
10:00 <Serenity> wish it was you
10:00 <The_Baron> dick drip, dick splash
10:00 <Mew> the dr wouldve been like "10 fingers.. check 10 toes.. check. bumhole? nooope"
10:00 <The_Baron> is this a freudian slip Serenity?
10:00 <beehhh> well i dont make silly deals with silly people
10:00 <The_Baron> do u want us to like go all bukkake on you!!
10:00 <The_Baron> ?
10:00 <beehhh> Im going to be a professor at montreal
11:00 <beehhh> courage n respect what I chase not money or fame
12:00 <beehhh> https://www.grad.ubc.ca/prospective-students/international-students/fees-costs
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont think he's called the cops
12:00 <Serenity> no i just think beehhh is on par with a herpes weeping cock and I wish he'd run into a wall with a knife facing his stomach
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> even tho i scratched WELCOME! onto his bonnet..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
12:00 <megamanga> harikiri only answer
12:00 <The_Baron> Serenity....wow...that was vivid
13:00 <Serenity> I do my best
13:00 <beehhh> Serenity is a guy
13:00 <Maurice> Lol
13:00 <Serenity> yeah of course I am
13:00 <Maurice> Serenity is a guy, but beehhh is not
14:00 <beehhh> thats not the real Serenity
14:00 <Serenity> lol.
14:00 <Serenity> who is it then
14:00 <Serenity> michael jackson?
15:00 <Maurice> Rofl
15:00 <Maurice> Swayze
15:00 <beehhh> your lucky my nose is runny tonight
15:00 <Serenity> it sure aint paul walker
15:00 <Maurice> TOO SOON, M8, TOO SOON
15:00 <beehhh> paul is her husband
15:00 <Serenity> yeah paul walker is my husband.
15:00 <Serenity> good one
15:00 <Maurice> I thought it was a dude
16:00 <The_Baron> too soon?
16:00 <beehhh> lets assume it an it
16:00 <The_Baron> pish posh
16:00 <megamanga> you know beeh is a fat greek lcoholic from melbourne yeah?
16:00 <The_Baron> people were posting paul walker memes barely an hour after the news broke out
16:00 <The_Baron> it's never too soon on the net
16:00 <megamanga> i guess he just drifted away
16:00 <megamanga> ahurrrr
16:00 <beehhh> i'm glad paul walker died he was teaching kids the wrong lesson
16:00 <Serenity> i thought he was a smelly indian from bangladesh or where ever the fuck its from
16:00 <beehhh> spider man is more like my guy
17:00 <megamanga> its a troll
17:00 <beehhh> sif i killed him
17:00 <The_Baron> it's a trap!!
17:00 <beehhh> stop being so abusive mate your economy is down graded
17:00 <Serenity> who cares. atleast we have money
18:00 <Serenity> not trading bowls of spices on a dirt corner
18:00 <beehhh> money, here comes the fire run for cover
18:00 <The_Baron> all economies are downgraded
18:00 <The_Baron> that's what happens with fiat currencies and overlending
18:00 <beehhh> starling is pound is still higher
19:00 <beehhh> labor blames lib and lib blames green this is whats going on 
19:00 <beehhh> no one want to take the responsibility
20:00 <Serenity> urgh
20:00 <The_Baron> beehhh u are a fucking idiot
20:00 <beehhh> now add the clive palmer party another pain on the senete
21:00 <The_Baron> australia doesn't need a high value currency because we are meant to be trade exporters u cum stain
21:00 <The_Baron> if anything australia matching the US dollar has hurt the export market a bit
21:00 <beehhh> i dont want your lecture
21:00 <beehhh> talk to the wall
21:00 <The_Baron> and no one hear wants your bullshit
21:00 <The_Baron> here*
21:00 <The_Baron> see what u made me do CUNT
21:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <beehhh> hear
22:00 <beehhh> CUNT
22:00 <The_Baron> CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <The_Baron> CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <beehhh> settle down mate chillax
22:00 <The_Baron> CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <beehhh> lol
22:00 <megamanga> ...
23:00 <doctor> why such say horrible word so?
23:00 <beehhh> she jumps like a coastal lifesaver
23:00 <beehhh> you guy dont tell me what i see before you
24:00 <The_Baron> good ol repeat bans
25:00 <doctor> this is who i am
25:00 <beehhh> this is unfair i was banned for 12 hours
25:00 <beehhh> still banned from oz
25:00 <thestig> fuckup
26:00 <Serenity> KILL YOURSELF
26:00 <beehhh> i wont be me who turnup in front door
26:00 <megamanga> i thought everyone had beeh ignored by now
27:00 <Serenity> i dont have anyone on ignore
28:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
28:00 <beehhh> cold climate seems cool
28:00 <The_Baron> I don't ignore anyone either
28:00 <beehhh> i follow every news from oz everyday
29:00 <beehhh> sometimes you could predict a short term commings accurately
30:00 <Buddha> bzz
31:00 <Buddha> dont promise if you cant give
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh hi beehh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> now fuck off
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and take wolfy with you.
31:00 <Buddha> dont give if you cant give
32:00 <Buddha> wolfy: beers are on ya m8
32:00 <slinky_J> for once
32:00 <slinky_J> in
32:00 <slinky_J> your life
32:00 <slinky_J> it is absolute
32:00 <slinky_J> imperitive
32:00 <wolfy> Buddha, nah
32:00 <slinky_J> behoves you
32:00 <wolfy> Buddha, drink a goon with me
32:00 <slinky_J> to go kill yourself beehhh.
32:00 <Buddha> did u see those poor people chained themself with pole to save their slum
32:00 <slinky_J> cool
32:00 <wolfy> just called some taxis to chucky house that should  piss the loser off
32:00 <wolfy> hahaha
33:00 <wolfy> owned
33:00 <slinky_J> Your people are idiots
33:00 <wolfy> sent taxis to his house
33:00 <slinky_J> you agreed to creating Pakistan
33:00 <slinky_J> that failed
33:00 <Buddha> cops slammed girls on the floor one couldnt get up
33:00 <Serenity> fawks!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <faux> lololol
33:00 <Buddha> pieter knew but wont join but do see them somewhere else
34:00 <faux> my friend and i are actually crying
34:00 <slinky_J> wow
34:00 <Maurice> OWNED
34:00 <slinky_J> cops slammed ur bum
34:00 <Buddha> ownt
34:00 <slinky_J> owned as
34:00 <slinky_J> beehhh y dont u leave irc
34:00 <Buddha> cos im bored
34:00 <slinky_J> srsly if u left i would leave, just to make a statement.
34:00 <slinky_J> so
34:00 <Buddha> you cant touch this
35:00 <slinky_J> go on some gay site and be gay with gay people that are being gay and that.
35:00 <Serenity> omg shes so baddddddd
35:00 <Serenity> WAY HOO
36:00 <Buddha> i could only imagine what it would do to me
36:00 <Maurice> I'm ready to murder people
36:00 <Maurice> Line up
36:00 <Buddha> cut me into pieces and send them to everywhere wouldnt you
36:00 <doctor> nou
37:00 <Buddha> trust i seek and i find in you
37:00 <doctor> i cant be bothered getting out of this chair
37:00 <Maurice> How am I meant to make it to bed if you can't carry me
37:00 <Maurice> Fucking selfish
37:00 <doctor> you can crawl
37:00 <The_Baron> who has that kinda upper body strength, Maurice?
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Maurice> Jebus
37:00 <Buddha> i talk to street cats n dogs
38:00 <Maurice> Leave my fat out of this
38:00 <Buddha> learnt in melb from house knocking was selling vacuum cleaners
38:00 <The_Baron> u left that wide open
38:00 <doctor> i might give you some words of motivation, but most likely i'll sneer at your with some condescending remarks
38:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo might go do something less gay, like rewatch Oz
38:00 <The_Baron> coz even prison sodomy is more manly than this
39:00 <Buddha> i get lost in time in memories often
39:00 <Maurice> I might pretend to care, reality means I wont
39:00 <Buddha> feels great to be honest
39:00 <Maurice> Mmm Elliot from Law and Order
39:00 <doctor> well, i'll sit in my chair and forget this conversation ever even existed
40:00 <slinky_J> Rhe masked mecrcinary, Bane..
40:00 <The_Baron> Christopher Melonie is the actor, Maurice
40:00 <slinky_J> If I pulled that off would you die?
40:00 <The_Baron> and my wife finds him attractive too
40:00 <slinky_J> It would be extremely painfull.
40:00 <Maurice> I prefer him as Elliot
40:00 <Buddha> more fire heading to SA
40:00 <slinky_J> You're a big guy!
40:00 <slinky_J> For you..
40:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, have u seen Oz?
40:00 <doctor> I used to watch LAO SVU cause of him
40:00 <doctor> now it's rubbish
40:00 <Maurice> He was also in True Blood
40:00 <The_Baron> coz u get to see his willy in it if that's any consolation
40:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <The_Baron> was he?
41:00 <doctor> Benson grind me gears a little
41:00 <The_Baron> must be the 5th season or some shit
41:00 <The_Baron> (only seen 1-4)
41:00 <Maurice> I havent watched but googled his wang
41:00 <Maurice> Yes, he was Roman in TB
41:00 <slinky_J> LOL doc
41:00 <doctor> He was in OZ as well
41:00 <Maurice> Doc is my dog..
41:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, I KNOW he was in Oz, hence my comments
41:00 <The_Baron> aah k yeah it is 5th season
42:00 <Buddha> perth seems more openess to new idea
42:00 <Buddha> still has room to grow
42:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, I am extremely stoned
42:00 <doctor> you commented nothing of the sort
42:00 <doctor> or maybe you did, i just don't remember
42:00 <thestig> i hope beeeeh dies
42:00 <Maurice> There were only 10 eps of TB
42:00 <Buddha> because of my age i should head for cold
42:00 <The_Baron> so like...I aint gonna comprehend every bit of trivial observation on here
42:00 <Maurice> The_Baron, me too..
43:00 <The_Baron> good
43:00 <The_Baron> I still can't believe this weed
43:00 <doctor> anyway, SVU isn't worth watching anymore. Like Goran with CI
43:00 <The_Baron> it looks like poo, but hits like a fucking H-bomb
43:00 <Maurice> Goran in Men In Black, did not like
43:00 <The_Baron> doctor, ur right
43:00 <Buddha> look at sydney this what will happen to perth someday
43:00 <The_Baron> since Elliot left, the show did go downhill really
44:00 <Maurice> I loved him long time
44:00 <The_Baron> u know when I realised I became a boring suburbinite?
44:00 <The_Baron> when I started really getting into SVU
44:00 <Maurice> Jayne Mansfields daughter can eat a dick
44:00 <Buddha> i used to watch the milky way from bells beach
44:00 <doctor> lol
44:00 <Maurice> Suburbinite?
44:00 <The_Baron> yeah, SVU is usually watched by old people living in the suburbs 
44:00 <The_Baron> that's their demographic really
45:00 <Buddha> we had a moment together
45:00 <The_Baron> :P
45:00 <doctor> contemporary bourgeois construct
45:00 <autoxeny> Heh.
45:00 <autoxeny> Mad.
45:00 <Maurice> I dont do either
45:00 <The_Baron> usually
45:00 <thestig> maurice wears bras lollllllllll
45:00 <Buddha> sparking bright stars shinning beyond your sight
45:00 <The_Baron> but I like to cheer myself up by watching people investigate double homicide child rape 
46:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
46:00 <The_Baron> fuck this
47:00 <The_Baron> OUT
47:00 <thestig> wtf
47:00 <Maurice> Doh
47:00 <thestig> maurice wears bras lollllllllll
47:00 <Buddha> heh
47:00 <Buddha> me too
47:00 <Maurice> I replied to that
47:00 <Maurice> With the downside
47:00 <thestig> wot did u say
47:00 <Maurice> I said I wish
47:00 <thestig> ah i didnt see it u quit
48:00 <Maurice> I accidentally quit
48:00 <Buddha> canada pays the same lebel of salary
48:00 <thestig> LEBEL
48:00 <Buddha> rebel
48:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, don't taint Canada
48:00 <Buddha> fable
48:00 <thestig> fuck canada
49:00 <thestig> EYYYYYY
49:00 <Buddha> well im going to fuck there
49:00 <Serenity> girl your booty is so round I just wanna lay you down. Let me take you from behind I wont cum until its time and if I cannot sleep with you maybe I can have a taste. Put your nani on my tongue and your booty on my face
49:00 <Buddha> Serenity isnt sezz
49:00 <Serenity> .
49:00 <Maurice> Serenity has escalated things
50:00 <Serenity> who the fuck am I then you disabled goat
50:00 <Maurice> Buddha, fuck off already
50:00 <Maurice> They're the same fucking person you stupid twink.
50:00 <thestig> is buddha beeehh
50:00 <Buddha> you are a dog
50:00 <British^Meat> ooer
50:00 <Serenity> yes thestig
50:00 <Serenity> woop woop pal
51:00 <thestig> beeehhh is ugly us fuck
51:00 <Serenity> doesnt change who I am and who you are.
51:00 <thestig> no wonder he irc
51:00 <Maurice> Dicklicker
51:00 <thestig> maurice ill lick your dick
51:00 <Maurice> I fucking hope so
51:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty revved up atm
51:00 <Buddha> you guys are dumb
51:00 <Serenity> .
51:00 <thestig> why dont you fuck off then buddha
51:00 <Buddha> ,
51:00 <Maurice> SO DUMZ
51:00 <Serenity> says the guy talking utter shit
51:00 <doctor> i like being dumb
52:00 <Buddha> my IQ is higher then i thought
52:00 <thestig> 2?
52:00 <Serenity> 2?
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
52:00 <thestig> OMG
52:00 <Maurice> (22:52:09) * Buddha has also used the nickname: beehhh
52:00 <Maurice> (22:52:10) (Buddha): my IQ is higher then i thought
52:00 <thestig> GET IN MY BED
52:00 <Maurice> Lolllllllllllllll
52:00 <Buddha> Serenity isnt sezz
52:00 <thestig> woot
52:00 <Maurice> Ffs
52:00 <slinky_J> woot
52:00 <Maurice> You are so retarded
52:00 <slinky_J> well
52:00 <slinky_J> the term
52:00 <slinky_J> is Intellectually Disabled
53:00 <doctor> Serenity likes dixie drumsticks, and that's okay by me
53:00 <slinky_J> brw Maurice
53:00 <Serenity> hahaha doctor
53:00 <Serenity> they are yummm
53:00 <Maurice> No, it's the spastic foundation
53:00 <slinky_J> quite offensive to say 'retarded'
53:00 <Serenity> isnt retarded stunted more than disabled?
53:00 <slinky_J> no
53:00 <Maurice> And for once, I'm not talking to you, so butt the fuck out.
53:00 <slinky_J> that's not used anymore
53:00 <Serenity> i know its rarely used anymore cause its just plain offensive to some
53:00 <slinky_J> kiss my arse Maurice
54:00 <Maurice> Rank
54:00 <slinky_J> ive been here for years
54:00 <Buddha> two different species
54:00 <slinky_J> how you have ops
54:00 <slinky_J> i dunno
54:00 <slinky_J> sucked some cock maybe.
54:00 <Maurice> Do you want applause?
54:00 <slinky_J> FUCK OFF>
54:00 <Buddha> one with kids one with rage
54:00 <Maurice> I sucked Serenity
54:00 <Maurice> Ask her.
54:00 <Serenity> I am titaniuuuuummmm
54:00 <slinky_J> lolz
54:00 <slinky_J> XD
54:00 <Serenity> why do you bring kids up all the time shimon
54:00 <Serenity> are you a fucking kiddy fiddler
54:00 <Buddha> i must surrender for greater goods
55:00 <Maurice> Besides which, you missed why we commented
55:00 <slinky_J> isnt it shmoon
55:00 <Serenity> i dont know
55:00 <slinky_J> shimoon*
55:00 <Serenity> filthy dirt nigger
55:00 <Buddha> yup
55:00 <Serenity> i dont care
55:00 <slinky_J> yer
55:00 <Serenity> i hate him
55:00 <slinky_J> gives a good pull i bet
55:00 <Buddha> alien breeder
55:00 <slinky_J> sezz did u get my hate mail on fb?
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <Serenity> aye?
55:00 <slinky_J> shrug
55:00 <Serenity> WOT I DO
56:00 <slinky_J> im tryina fuck off the new neighbours
56:00 <slinky_J> scratched WELCOME! onto his bonnet
56:00 <Buddha> 70 million jackpot is out
56:00 <slinky_J> cause he made ash cry when their party went till 8am
56:00 <Serenity> oh dear
56:00 <slinky_J> came all in my face
56:00 <slinky_J> apologised
56:00 <Serenity> was it in cursive
56:00 <slinky_J> so accept
56:00 <Mew> thats what she said
57:00 <Buddha> this is not the australia hes representing
57:00 <slinky_J> Mew
57:00 <slinky_J> can i ask
57:00 <slinky_J> no shit between us this morn k?
57:00 <Mew> nah
57:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF BEEHH YOU DICK LICKER
57:00 <Buddha> i even met his elder brother
57:00 <Serenity> if you two start im goin to bed
58:00 <slinky_J> k
58:00 <slinky_J> deal
58:00 <slinky_J> we're goin' to bed.
58:00 <Mew> hehehe
58:00 <slinky_J> :)
58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
58:00 <Mew> night guis
58:00 <slinky_J> nite
58:00 <slinky_J> sleep well
58:00 <Serenity> i had a shower with frank tonight
58:00 <Buddha> i hope he choke in sleep
58:00 <Serenity> i feel AH-MAY-SING
58:00 <slinky_J> slaap leker
58:00 <Mew> im not going dumbass lol
58:00 <slinky_J> oh
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <Serenity> mew needs frank
59:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
59:00 <Serenity> hey wheres whats his face
59:00 <Serenity> black devil
59:00 <doctor> i was just thinking
59:00 <doctor> the same thing
00:00 <Mew> RIP
00:00 <doctor> His script will be missed
00:00 <Serenity> im starting to like bd
00:00 <Serenity> the cooky little fucker
00:00 <doctor> hehe, yeah he is an odd fellow
01:00 <Serenity> i think he just has too much spare time and too much weed
01:00 <Mew> i might make my own frank cos its pretty easy considering i go through kilos of the stuff they use at work
01:00 <Serenity> yer mew my friend made her own
01:00 <Serenity> cheap as chips
01:00 <Serenity> n she didnt even use real coffee
01:00 <doctor> cocktail franks?
02:00 <Serenity> lol its a body scrub
02:00 <Mew> i throw out all the grinds
02:00 <Serenity> called frank
02:00 <doctor> oh
02:00 <Mew> so waste much frank wow
02:00 <Serenity> coffee salt orange essence
02:00 <Serenity> some other shit
02:00 <slinky_J> got bit by a shark
02:00 <slinky_J> some lil fk shit
03:00 <slinky_J> lols
03:00 <Mew> grapeseed or rice bran oil is good in it
03:00 <slinky_J> down Norlunga
03:00 <Serenity> i have another one I used a few months ago sea salt scrub ERMERGERD
03:00 <Serenity> its better than frank
03:00 <slinky_J> prob shouoldnt put anchovie oil on my foot ;)
03:00 <slinky_J> oi Mew u gues got Abalone there on KI?
03:00 <Serenity> jojoba or something
03:00 <Serenity> and almond oil
04:00 <Mew> ho ho bahhh
04:00 <Mew> shut up meg
04:00 <slinky_J> :/
05:00 <megamanga> i will only be silenced by a fat bosom in my mouth
05:00 <megamanga> that junkie seems to have disappeared
05:00 <Mew> then be silenced you shall
06:00 <slinky_J> no sex in batman movies
06:00 <slinky_J> so gay
06:00 <slinky_J> got the snm costumes
06:00 <slinky_J> ffs
06:00 <slinky_J> manga!
06:00 <megamanga> hai
07:00 <slinky_J> just scoffed a shiz load of teriyaki jerky
07:00 <slinky_J> huhuhuh
07:00 <slinky_J> didnt eat yesterday ffs
07:00 <megamanga> u know that stuff is offal yeah
07:00 <megamanga> tasty offal
08:00 <megamanga> i have heaps of food but havent slept in 36 hours
08:00 <megamanga> sleep deprivation reaching methhead levels
08:00 <Buddha> fuck you im back
08:00 <Mew> Pietermode activated
09:00 <megamanga> ^
09:00 <Buddha> you guys are darn racist
09:00 <megamanga> you know what you can do if you dont like it
09:00 <Serenity> someone go wee for me
09:00 <Buddha> no i want you to like me or i'll annoy you
10:00 <Serenity> no one lieks you not now not ever
10:00 <megamanga> the only thing to successfully annoy me to troll level is a dripping tap
10:00 <Buddha> i was talking to megamanga
10:00 <Serenity> omg megamanga
10:00 <Serenity> theres one of those in my kitchen right now
10:00 <Serenity> GRRR
10:00 <Serenity> i dont care who you were talking to cunt bucket
10:00 <megamanga> i tighten the tap until i break the washer
10:00 <megamanga> then it just drips more
10:00 <Serenity> ive got washers
10:00 <Serenity> im just too lazy to do it
11:00 <megamanga> same
11:00 <Buddha> you are another species
11:00 <megamanga> then i tighten it so much it fucks the seat
11:00 <megamanga> so it has to be reseated
11:00 <Serenity> ahh yeah
11:00 <Serenity> our taps are about 15000 years old
11:00 <Serenity> probbaly need to be done too
11:00 <megamanga> oh and loud ticking clocks
11:00 <megamanga> you will never reach the troll level of a ticking clock Buddha 
12:00 <Mew> from one letter moved you get loud tickling cocks 
12:00 <megamanga> LOL
12:00 <megamanga> that would be less annoying
12:00 <megamanga> more enjoyable
13:00 <Buddha> need to buy some gecko replient
13:00 <megamanga> i mean AHEM DAT GAY NIGGA
13:00 <Mew> teehee
13:00 <Serenity> i dont mind the sound of clocks
14:00 <Buddha> blame game name shame all on me
14:00 <megamanga> i dont blame you for my tap dripping Buddha 
14:00 <megamanga> i blame the fucking plumber, stupid cunt
14:00 <Buddha> wish i only knew
15:00 <Serenity> leaky toilets are worse than leaky taps
15:00 <Buddha> make sure he aint a turk and from broadmeadows
15:00 <megamanga> never seen nor heard one
16:00 <Buddha> fella might stab you for some unknown reason
17:00 <megamanga> ...
18:00 <Serenity> god i was in red dot yesterday.. dunno what the equiv is for you guys.. reject shop king kong or someting
19:00 <megamanga> oh reject shop ye
19:00 <Serenity> anyhoo they have a jean paul gaultier rip off called john paul pierre lol
19:00 <Serenity> smells like toilet spray
19:00 <Buddha> price attack
19:00 <megamanga> http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&ved=0CF8QtwIwBg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEBKWJNI_FSA&ei=NGuwUsHzFNTBoATHlIGgCA&usg=AFQjCNGzqSy-UNuZNtZuHPkq3na_Fl314A&bvm=bv.57967247,d.cGU
19:00 <Serenity> no you stupid prick
19:00 <Serenity> not price attack
19:00 <Buddha> hairhouse warehouse
19:00 <Buddha> in SA cheap as chips
19:00 <megamanga> lol
19:00 <Serenity> .
19:00 <Serenity> not even the same shop
19:00 <Buddha> in tassie chicken feed
19:00 <Serenity> at all
19:00 <megamanga> is that you asiah?
19:00 <Buddha> i supplied to them  all
19:00 <Transmatron> my local reject shop sells all these exotic american 'sodas'
19:00 <Transmatron> dr pepper
20:00 <Serenity> do they have faygo
20:00 <megamanga> you lucky prick
20:00 <Transmatron> grape strawberry watermelol flavored fantas
20:00 <Buddha> priceline
20:00 <Transmatron> pineapple
20:00 <Transmatron> its nice
20:00 <Transmatron> whats fagyo?
20:00 <Serenity> i went to a japanese place today that had dr pepper
20:00 <megamanga> i found this watermelon iced tea in 7 11. its fuckin amazing
20:00 <Buddha> Serenity isnt even in victoria
20:00 <Serenity> an american brand of soft drink
20:00 <Buddha> red dot is in WA
20:00 <Serenity> no shit you stupid cunt
20:00 <Transmatron> ic nah they didt
20:00 <Buddha> my IQ got higher
20:00 <Transmatron> dr pepper reminds me of childrens panadol syrup
21:00 <Serenity> dr pepper is foul
21:00 <megamanga> the corn syrup one is shit
21:00 <megamanga> gimme summa dat sugar water purple
21:00 <Buddha> i'm learning so much im worried of your failure dont know who to turn to
21:00 <Buddha> :/
21:00 <Transmatron> lol purple sugar water
22:00 <Serenity> i like grape flavoured stuff
22:00 <Serenity> but it gives me a headache
22:00 <Buddha> ohh organic sugar
22:00 <megamanga> its the best
22:00 <Transmatron> in america, white ppl get to drink grape juice, while the blacks drink grape spda
22:00 <Transmatron> soda
22:00 <megamanga> yeah
22:00 <Buddha> from brasil nasaa approved
22:00 <Buddha> must be that
22:00 <megamanga> sugar water purple!
22:00 <Buddha> organic raw brown sugar
22:00 <Transmatron> serenity same
22:00 <megamanga> have you tried those mexican sodas?
22:00 <Transmatron> sweet stuff in general
23:00 <Transmatron> gives me headche if i wat too much
23:00 <Serenity> the japanese place had those too megamanga
23:00 <Buddha> product of brazil
23:00 <Serenity> but no ive never tried
23:00 <megamanga> get the guava one
23:00 <megamanga> its porn
23:00 <Serenity> i dont really drink soft drink anymore unless its sugar free
23:00 <Serenity> 98% water
23:00 <megamanga> ... get it anyway
23:00 <Buddha> boiling water
23:00 <Serenity> 98% of the time water
24:00 <megamanga> 98% coffee
24:00 <megamanga> other 2 % misc
24:00 <Serenity> lo
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Serenity> i drink like 6 600ml pump bottles of water a day
25:00 <megamanga> thats fucked
25:00 <megamanga> id never stop peeing
25:00 <Serenity> my skin is really clear now tho
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <megamanga> haha
25:00 <Transmatron> careful of water intoxication though
26:00 <Serenity> you'd have to drink a lot more than that to get that
26:00 <megamanga> not much more tbh
26:00 <Serenity> depends on your height/weight etc too
27:00 <Buddha> Serenity is a guy
27:00 <Serenity> you're s boring beehhh
27:00 <Buddha> i reckon hes michelle johnson
28:00 <Excessive> lo Geoff, Mel, Jamie
29:00 <Buddha> Okay, this is cool. The smart folks at MIT have designed a device that can turn any bike into an electric one.
29:00 <megamanga> thats been around for years
29:00 <megamanga> its called a hub motor
30:00 <Buddha> nope, its call holden volt
30:00 <Serenity> its called fuck off
30:00 <megamanga> ^
30:00 <Buddha> neck ya prick
30:00 <Serenity> im going to bed
30:00 <Serenity> night mega
31:00 <Buddha> good nite
31:00 <megamanga> night
40:00 <Buddha> bewd
18:00 <shadsam> hello
18:00 <shadsam> o,o
19:00 <shadsam> porno
19:00 <shadsam> hi
34:00 <shadsam> ......................
50:00 <shadsam> llllllllllllllllllllllll
00:00 <johninja> 8===D~
03:00 <johninja> With your lips you shall confess me and show great love for one another with a kiss.
09:00 <johninja> fuck pie
09:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
10:00 <Pieter> Why am i ircing from bed
10:00 <Pieter> This aint no dream piet , hit the power and dream!
11:00 <Pieter> Ok me, ill do that
11:00 <Pieter> Cya me!
11:00 <Pieter> Bye you!
11:00 <Pieter> Bbl
13:00 <AngrymanXL> Get your ass to mars.
39:00 <shadsam> .
10:00 <shadsam> .
10:00 <shadsam> hello
15:00 <Wazzled> hi
15:00 <Wazzled> morning
16:00 <shadsam> morn
46:00 <Wazzled> fawkzie
47:00 <Wazzled> fawks
48:00 <shadsam> new track
48:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
48:00 <shadsam> Shops bbs
11:00 <Wazzled> morning BlackDevil
11:00 <Wazzled> :)
11:00 <BlackDevil> morning
13:00 <Wazzled> not johninja
13:00 <Wazzled> fuck
13:00 <Wazzled> i surposively look like you i been told
15:00 <johninja> ?
15:00 <johninja> who are u
15:00 <Wazzled> your dad
15:00 <Wazzled> your mother and i dont want you to come for xmas
15:00 <johninja> i see
15:00 <johninja> a dick
15:00 <johninja> although handsome
16:00 <johninja> suposibly
16:00 <Wazzled> socks was puring like pw50 b4
17:00 <Wazzled> when i hugged her
17:00 <johninja> lol chris
17:00 <johninja> you don't look like me
17:00 <johninja> mean
17:00 <Wazzled> ppl reckon i do
17:00 <johninja> which ppl
17:00 <Wazzled> awolf
17:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> i wouldn't pay too much attention to what that clown says
18:00 <Wazzled> were both tall but i better looking
18:00 <Wazzled> suffer
18:00 <johninja> ok m8
19:00 <johninja> i'm not here for the gay sex
19:00 <Wazzled> yeah you get enough at home
19:00 <Wazzled> lol
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <johninja> sick burn
20:00 <johninja> maybe when you are functional like now you could do something constructive with your life
21:00 <Wazzled> drink?
22:00 <shadsam> have a double shite
22:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
23:00 <BlackDevil> morning
23:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
23:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:fag
24:00 <shadsam> asif pooster
24:00 <shadsam> lol
24:00 <Wazzled> been on pill 3 days yesterday i was drinking actually did stuff like cleaned shaved etc
24:00 <shadsam> i be fucking sarah
25:00 <Wazzled> cool
25:00 <Wazzled> like i care
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <shadsam> lol
25:00 <johninja> meds~
25:00 <Wazzled> she has diseases
25:00 <Wazzled> and is loose
25:00 <shadsam> mm coffee
25:00 <Wazzled> fuck her all you want
25:00 <shadsam> jelousy shining
26:00 <Wazzled> if u want to fuck an ex junkie
26:00 <Wazzled> go for it
26:00 <shadsam> asif junky
27:00 <Wazzled> when she was 14
27:00 <Wazzled> she got into injecting speed
27:00 <shadsam> so did my mate
27:00 <shadsam> i used to snort it
28:00 <Wazzled> i would never inject so she is stupider than me
28:00 <Wazzled> i would nt put myself in state where it could happen
29:00 <Wazzled> or everything she told me is lie
29:00 <Wazzled> and she was 16
30:00 <shadsam> yeah i want a church gal
30:00 <Wazzled> i wasted nearlly 2 years of my life thinking about that stupid person
33:00 <Wazzled> few hours i can msg chick thats never done drugs
33:00 <Wazzled> and is not in it for money
33:00 <shadsam> k
33:00 <shadsam> good call
34:00 <Wazzled> when i first msg this chick my profile said i did weed and drink
34:00 <Wazzled> she wants to fix me
34:00 <shadsam> what site
34:00 <shadsam> is it  free
35:00 <Wazzled> sarah just thought he owns his on pension i could make him move then take half his house
36:00 <Wazzled> she is prob friends with lisa
36:00 <Wazzled> so it was all planned
37:00 <Wazzled> or she was someone i knew years ago that had partner that said she will kiss me when she can
37:00 <Wazzled> hope its last one
38:00 <Wazzled> and like if i not confused my dealer i used to score off when i lived with parents lives across road from my joint
38:00 <Wazzled> now
39:00 <Wazzled> all to close for comfort i think
39:00 <shadsam> k
39:00 <shadsam> how far from surfers r u
40:00 <Wazzled> plane trip
40:00 <Wazzled> lol
41:00 <shadsam> k lol
41:00 <shadsam> going for cig
42:00 <shadsam> brb
42:00 <shadsam> thanks for info
45:00 <Wazzled> wish i knew which unit the ice dealers across street lived in
46:00 <Wazzled> i would dob them in
46:00 <Wazzled> i hate ice
47:00 <Wazzled> its poison
48:00 <Wazzled> might sit outside more and see when they check their mail
49:00 <Wazzled> weed is a plant
49:00 <Wazzled> i dont mind weed
54:00 <shadsam> weed is ok
54:00 <shadsam> ice is crazy
55:00 <shadsam> MAYBE U CAN COME TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER
55:00 <shadsam> LOL
55:00 <shadsam> MUAGAHAHAHAHA
55:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:PONG
55:00 <Wazzled> if you want
55:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:GONG
56:00 <Wazzled> speed powder one does more than ice if u snort it
56:00 <Wazzled> and its cheaper
57:00 <Wazzled> ice is just a type of poisones plastic that melts and boils
05:00 <shadsam> where to gt speed powder
05:00 <shadsam> u can buy meth pills
06:00 <shadsam> :0
06:00 <shadsam> im buying some
06:00 <shadsam> 70 bux for 20
07:00 <shadsam> :P
07:00 <shadsam> XD
07:00 <shadsam> LALALALALA
07:00 <shadsam> FUCKN HOT DAY.
07:00 <shadsam> ANOTHER 1
07:00 <shadsam> Spose its summer
22:00 <shadsam> DARKLON X
22:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLL
22:00 <shadsam> GHOSTY
22:00 <shadsam> LOL
22:00 <shadsam> `seen shads
22:00 <prowl> shadsam, shads ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 days 21 hours 11 minutes ago (13.12. 10:10) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 5 hours 50 minutes there.
22:00 <shadsam> :xd
30:00 <shadsam> 415 4#1 C15PU 14:4:14:14 Intel® Core2 CPU T7200 @ 2.00GHz 14:4:14:14 667Mhz 14:4:14:14 4MB 14:4:14:14 Core 2 14:4:14:14 6% 14:4:14:14 Intel 4«
00:00 <Loof> How am I meant 2 score any cock if every cunt is asleep?
00:00 <BlackDevil> kuniva
02:00 <Loof> Blackdevil how much would u charge me to DESTROY my ass?
03:00 <BlackDevil> 685 mill
03:00 <Loof> Damn
03:00 <Loof> How.much for just a blowjob?
03:00 <BlackDevil> 6 mill
04:00 <Loof> Damn
05:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a80_1387314215
05:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Jumping through 10 panes of glass (Date: Dec-17-2013, 1 hour ago) - Views: 0 - Played: 227
05:00 <BlackDevil> funny ending
11:00 <shadsam> MORNING YA ALL
12:00 <shadsam> SHADS:GONG
12:00 <shadsam> hi all
12:00 <shadsam> chking real estate bbs
12:00 <shadsam> :XD
13:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber is done with show biz ... so he says
13:00 <shadsam> lol BlackDevil
13:00 <shadsam> `seen awolf
13:00 <prowl> shadsam, awolf is on #brisbane right now.
13:00 <shadsam> `seen uhmm
13:00 <prowl> shadsam, I don't remember seeing uhmm.
13:00 <shadsam> ok
13:00 <shadsam> bbs
14:00 <BlackDevil> `seen shadsam tiny penis
14:00 <prowl> BlackDevil, I don't remember seeing shadsam tiny penis.
16:00 <BlackDevil> see what i did there?
17:00 <MadScientist> no
17:00 <MadScientist> we didnt
17:00 <BlackDevil> :(
18:00 <BlackDevil> 240 Killed In Stampede After Bucketful Of Oscars Just Dumped On Stage
18:00 <BlackDevil> seems legit
20:00 <BlackDevil> wow i burped
23:00 <Pieter> OK PEOPLE
23:00 <Pieter> YOURE LIVE AT COLLINGWOOD STATION
32:00 <milk> what're you fucken sam newman?
35:00 <BlackDevil> so who is a fuck tard that bought beyonce's album
36:00 <milk> people still pay for music?
36:00 <BlackDevil> people that dont know how to use the internet do
37:00 <BlackDevil> Md. woman displays holiday spirit with 277 Christmas trees inside her home
40:00 <Pieter> Oh why wont they just try to plant a tree on the moon OH WHY!!!!!
58:00 <BlackDevil> hey
58:00 <BlackDevil> how are you
58:00 <BlackDevil> im wet
59:00 <johninja> i see
00:00 <johninja> not as stoned as i would like
00:00 <johninja> fkn trains
00:00 <johninja> i blzed one before when i woke up but it was so stank
00:00 <Serenity> HEY blackdevil is back
00:00 <johninja> paranoid~
01:00 <Serenity> how the hell do you get stoned right after you wake up
01:00 <BlackDevil> ?
01:00 <Serenity> that would put me straight back to sleep
02:00 <johninja> lol that was kinda the point
02:00 <johninja> on a huge train ride
02:00 <johninja> and yeh slept most of it
02:00 <johninja> yay
03:00 <Serenity> i always wonder when im out in public
03:00 <Serenity> how many people are on what kind of drugs at any given time
03:00 <Serenity> im sure it'd be suprising
03:00 <johninja> i was like "mmm that tastes so good TANG!! ohh fuck it must stink so much"
03:00 <johninja> turned around and there was  preggers abo chick smoking a cig
04:00 <johninja> funny world we live in where i would get in shit for smoking some weed and yet thats fine
05:00 <johninja> Abbott just cut 13.4 Million to Aboriginal Legal Services including defunding NATSILS, it's peak body, while giving Miners 2.2 Million to fight Native Title Claims. 
05:00 <JingleBalls> good
06:00 <Maurice> Where are you going on such a long train journey 
06:00 <BlackDevil> good
07:00 <Serenity> hes in qld remember
07:00 <johninja> going back home
07:00 <Serenity> their trains arent like ours
07:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <johninja> 16.5 hours
08:00 <Maurice> So they're not full of hippies then
08:00 <johninja> i have my own cab :D
09:00 <Serenity> 16????
09:00 <JingleBalls> don't they have aeroplanes in qld
09:00 <Serenity> where the hell have you been
09:00 <johninja> yeah lol
09:00 <Maurice> Jesus where were you, Alaska 
09:00 <Serenity> tasmania?
09:00 <johninja> brissie
09:00 <johninja> nope in the same state lol
09:00 <Serenity> WTF
09:00 <Maurice> Wtf
09:00 <Serenity> how the fuck far away is home
09:00 <Serenity> in lms
09:00 <Serenity> kms
09:00 <johninja> 1200ish
09:00 <JingleBalls> theyre only allowed to do 10km/h in case they run over any native land
09:00 <johninja> get a bus for 2 hours when i get off the train
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <johninja> then another hour by car
10:00 <Adonis> i just got an email for a job with google
10:00 <Adonis> yewwww
10:00 <Serenity> fuck its not even that long to kal from here
10:00 <johninja> lol doodle
10:00 <JingleBalls> have you considered moving to civilisation?
10:00 <Maurice> Fuck that
10:00 <johninja> yeah man..i hve before
10:00 <johninja> its nice and peaceful out there though
10:00 <Serenity> shuts bad when WA is out doing you
10:00 <Serenity> shits*
10:00 <johninja> haha yeh
10:00 <Maurice> I got from bumfuck Idaho to home in 8 hours
10:00 <JingleBalls> wa outdoes all the other states regularly
10:00 <JingleBalls> blowflies, shark attacks
11:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o
11:00 <Skrotus> wow nice Adonis 
11:00 <Serenity> BALLARAT OUT DOES US IN THE DICKHEAD DEPARTMENT
11:00 <Maurice> Blow jobs anal
11:00 <JingleBalls> hahahaha
11:00 <Maurice> Lollll
11:00 <JingleBalls> probably
11:00 <JingleBalls> a lot of them seem to live here
11:00 <BlackDevil> ass to mouth
11:00 <Serenity> b1 lives there i guess
11:00 <MadScientist> :/
11:00 <JingleBalls> :o
11:00 <johninja> last time i put some gum over the smoke detector and smoked bongs in the cabin
12:00 <Adonis> sorry kinda got a little excited
12:00 <JingleBalls> ummm ahhhh
12:00 <johninja> forgot my cp this time though :/
13:00 <JingleBalls> cp D:
17:00 <Maurice> I heard Doodles real name is phteven 
17:00 <Maurice> Can you confirm or deny
19:00 <JingleBalls> http://oi42.tinypic.com/e6oj5u.jpg
19:00 <Maurice> Lollll
31:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllll
31:00 <shadsam> wb joh
32:00 <shadsam> sup Maurice
32:00 <shadsam> w00p
32:00 <shadsam> the old perth days imo
32:00 <shadsam> :))))
32:00 <shadsam> bblrz
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
08:00 <Loof> PietSAbabe has pubes and toilet paper encrusted into the dry cum on the end of his little mushroom dick
08:00 <Loof> suck a povo cunt
08:00 <Loof> still wondering if i should go bash him
09:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/969920_508659905894787_1332227136_n.jpg
09:00 <Serenity> now thats hard core
09:00 <Serenity> smashing a jacks in a bear?? onsie
09:00 <Loof> video tape the whole beating and youtube it
09:00 <Loof> new austnet topic
10:00 <Mew> lol
10:00 <Mew> so.........
10:00 <Mew> her names sarah
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sarah is a nice name
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sarah jane
10:00 <Serenity> oh
10:00 <Serenity> i thought it was a dude.
10:00 <Loof> #melbourne topic youtu.be.com/pieterGettingBashed
11:00 <Mew> its the butchest lesbian ive ever seen
11:00 <Mew> shes got stubble
11:00 <Mew> how the fek
11:00 <Serenity> thats amazing
11:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/399201_513199428774168_1002879022_n.jpg
11:00 <Serenity> are you sure its a chick
11:00 <Mew> yeah lol
11:00 <Serenity> NO
11:00 <Serenity> look at her fingers
11:00 <Mew> shes having a sexy conversation with my lesbian friend
11:00 <Serenity> hnngg
11:00 <Serenity> her fingernails make me want to cry
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god theres a endless supply of lesbians
12:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1098375_517304198363691_1706558044_n.jpg
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Free Condoms
12:00 <Skrotus> I have a onesie
12:00 <doctor> Why do lesbians hate men but go out of their way to look like them?
12:00 <doctor> or behave like them
12:00 <Skrotus> none of the lesbians I've known have hated men
12:00 <MadScientist> oh doctor
12:00 <MadScientist> such misconception
12:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/400136_412592422168203_1258362891_n.jpg
12:00 <Serenity> pfff i like my lesbians womanly
12:00 <Skrotus> they just don't want to have sex with them
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if you dont make there sexuality a issue they dont bother u
13:00 <MadScientist> doctor must be thinking of full diesel dykes
13:00 <MadScientist> AN
13:00 <doctor> Yeah they're the ones
13:00 <MadScientist> ffs WiLd_TuRkeY
13:00 <MadScientist> use it
13:00 <Serenity> pair of footy socks with sand in the bottom for tits
14:00 <doctor> I can't say I know many lesbians other than the ones I've seen on the internet
14:00 <MadScientist> lol
14:00 <Serenity> i do ;)
14:00 <Serenity> 'if she didnt have a fanny between her legs she'd have a bounty on her head'
14:00 <Mew> i know some pretty lesbians too
15:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/333_41105011717_404_n.jpg
15:00 <Mew> this one used to buy weed from me
15:00 <Mew> pretty cute
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now i know where to get some weed 
16:00 <Skrotus> it's gotten more acceptable which I think changes things somewhat too
16:00 <doctor> grave mistake mew
17:00 <Mew> why
17:00 <Mew> this was years ago
17:00 <Mew> she always paid upfront
17:00 <Skrotus> like gay men aren't all ridiculously flamboyant anymore either
17:00 <doctor> I mean, people on IRC will be asking you for weed now
17:00 <Loof> pieter had an arm wrestle with a sloth, pieter lost, pieter always loses
17:00 <Loof> pieter touches up his kitten when high on meth
17:00 <Loof> i'm calling the jacks
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wont take long for someone to dob
18:00 <Serenity> they should be
18:00 <Serenity> i like fabulously gay men
18:00 <Skrotus> she lives on an island, I think she's pretty safe
18:00 <Serenity> i wish i was one
19:00 <Serenity> bbl
19:00 <doctor> I wish I was beautiful
20:00 <doctor> I'd be the prettiest of pink in all of tinseltown
20:00 <Loof> PietSAbabe do you find you can afford the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year in dentist bills or do you just let your meth mouth rot? oh thats right you cant afford dentists i forgot you fired yourself from your pretend job
21:00 <Loof> die pieturd
22:00 <Loof> Puny Pienis
22:00 <Loof> Pathetic
25:00 <Q{> it is not nice to disclose client info, mew
25:00 <Q{> doctor, u ever consider surgery?
26:00 <Q{> i give $3k modelling contract if u get surgery to my specification
27:00 <Skrotus> it'll cost more than 3k anyway
27:00 <Q{> pls do business analysis and consider and we talk after
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> It was an amiable joint press conference, despite a tense moment when the wrong personalised Woolies staff badge was briefly pinned to Mr Abbott's lapel. One of the badges read "Prime Minister", the other was simply labelled "Dick".
27:00 <Skrotus> nothing personal doctor, surgery is expensive
28:00 <Loof_> Penis implant
28:00 <wolfy> hey Loof
28:00 <Loof_> Hey
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> "We have to be incredibly smart, we have to be incredibly productive."
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
29:00 <Q{> Loof_, how many clients u need to breakeven on penis implant?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor, i see my brother today for the first time in over a year aah
30:00 <Q{> simple pic would have been ok
30:00 <doctor> Are you going to give him that recommendation for some work?
30:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> that thing um
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill pm u bout it after lol
31:00 <Q{> oh yeh i got list of very demanding cougars
31:00 <doctor> alright
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a lot of $$ but he has a gf ;)
31:00 <doctor> Oh dear
31:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFC6b7BP8IQ
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2-Until the end of the world (Lyrics) (Sep 15, 2012) 4:39 - Category: Music - 1,204 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <Q{> nothing less than penis implants would satisfy them
31:00 <Loof> sup The_Baron
31:00 <The_Baron> hey loof
31:00 <The_Baron> not a lot
32:00 <Loof> found this site for vehicles: http://tf3dm.com/3d-models/vehicles
32:00 <Loof> all free theres TONNES
33:00 <The_Baron> sweet as
33:00 <Loof> so fried
33:00 <Loof> this weed is killer
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah I got some killer shit recently too
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fkn my handy man teaching a newbie how to mow a lawn, happens to be MY Lawn!
34:00 <wolfy> pull the cord on the cunt
34:00 <wolfy> fire it up
34:00 <Loof> just ordered a new portable vape
34:00 <Loof> and some scales
34:00 <Loof> magic flight launchbox
35:00 <wolfy> go hard panda son
35:00 <beehhh> poor people got bashed on protest
35:00 <beehhh> fresh injuries
35:00 <Loof> electric grinder is on its way
35:00 <The_Baron> noice
35:00 <The_Baron> how much was the grinder?
35:00 <Loof> getting my wife to pick one up at chadstone while she's there
35:00 <Loof> so i'm not sure yet
36:00 <Q{> u fked ur handy man already?
36:00 <Q{> :o
36:00 <Q{> what u saying?
36:00 <beehhh> penny wong make the country bankurrupt
36:00 <Q{> is that a bad thing?
37:00 <beehhh> sending all the money to kuta kinabalu
37:00 <British^Meat> Your handy man?
37:00 <wolfy> lol @ beehhh
37:00 <beehhh> billions of australian money to sabah development
37:00 <British^Meat> you mean your land lord PandasDontDrive?
37:00 <Q{> lol
37:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
37:00 <The_Baron> I gotta get me one
37:00 <The_Baron> they're usually 20 bucks
38:00 <British^Meat> is that the guy who does all the maintenance in your block?
38:00 <British^Meat> of flats...
38:00 <Q{> lol
38:00 <wolfy> mowing lawn is piss easy
38:00 <beehhh> 13http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
38:00 <Q{> the plots thickens lmao
38:00 <British^Meat> who the fuck doesnt mow thier own lawn?
38:00 <British^Meat> or mow
38:00 <wolfy> try doin labour work in 40 degrees
38:00 <beehhh> your wife
38:00 <Q{> me, i get hay fever
38:00 <British^Meat> and since when have flats had front lawns?
39:00 <Q{> also im sensitive to noise
39:00 <wolfy> light it all on fire
39:00 <wolfy> lol
39:00 <beehhh> all poor people got thrown by the cops in the protest one skinny bird were scummed to her injury
40:00 <wolfy> got a goon bag ready
40:00 <wolfy> about to down it
40:00 <wolfy> after this beer
40:00 <beehhh> she couldnt get up
40:00 <wolfy> 2litres of wine
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wolfy yer back!
41:00 <wolfy> my hosue it fucked
41:00 <wolfy> i have to keep the aircon on
41:00 <wolfy> or else is just gets all fukn hot
41:00 <wolfy> inside
41:00 <beehhh> wolfy falls in love with grog it is very strayalian way for his
41:00 <wolfy> no fly screen
41:00 <wolfy> just roller shutters
41:00 <wolfy> but their at the back of the house
41:00 <beehhh> *Him
41:00 <wolfy> cant leave many windows open
41:00 <wolfy> my house is pretty secure
42:00 <wolfy> got it all setup
42:00 <beehhh> your mind is pretty imbalance 
42:00 <wolfy> drunk out
42:00 <wolfy> what u think im pissed?
42:00 <beehhh> dont end up shopping unwanted things
48:00 <simba> big black asses
50:00 <BlackDevil> yes?
52:00 <Loof> BlackDevil do ever chew on Q{'s foreskin playfully while he sleeps?
53:00 <simba> lotta people online takling about foreskin today
53:00 <BlackDevil> yes Loof
53:00 <simba> these fucking american children in another room wont shut up about it
53:00 <Loof> hot
53:00 <BlackDevil> but he wakes up so i have to give him ambian
53:00 <Loof> LOL!
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Mmmmm chicken n lettuce sandwiches
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Perfect comedown food :)))
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Im nearly having sex with this
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Mmmm
56:00 <simba> its not really a comedown if youre going to push off again in an hour
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Heheheh true :p
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> ur the man piet
57:00 <PietSAbabe> 8nod*
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Iwant one of those 3D deco lights
08:00 <PietSAbabe> fuckin ay
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Labourers doing their work
09:00 <PietSAbabe> They're upgrading mah bathroom with a nw shower n cabinet with inwall ironing board
09:00 <PietSAbabe> New tiles / new grout
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Gonna gt one of those dismister lights n stuff
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Bathroom upgrade
09:00 <PietSAbabe> $2300
09:00 <Shadowgate> your funny lol
09:00 <PietSAbabe> But worth it
09:00 <PietSAbabe> No youre fuynny for telling me im funny 
09:00 <Shadowgate> lol
10:00 <simba> hey Shadowgate are things OK today?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> follow the buzzards
31:00 <The_Baron> if you ever see anyone wearing a Hugs Not Drugs T-shirt...kick them in the cunt for me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I will
36:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck am I moving tomorrow when it's 36 degrees?
38:00 <Skrotus> gonna be 40 here
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Perth is always hot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't count
39:00 <Skrotus> melb
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were in Perth for some reason
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're just down the road
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't get the extra heat from the city itself I guess
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone interested in having a conversation ?
12:00 <BlackDevil> with you?
12:00 <BlackDevil> HA
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no with you BlackDevil
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> let me do my case building
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon BlackDevil take charge in the convo
18:00 <wolfy> FUCK OFF
19:00 <Rak> first day of holidays :~D
21:00 <BlackDevil> no?
30:00 <simba> lmao at pz
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god no holidays
31:00 <BlackDevil> good riddance
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch the dosmetic volence rates go up
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 3pm
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bored
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bandwidth: 15 Gigabytes
04:00 <Skrotus> Bandwidth: 16 Terabytes
04:00 <simba> owned
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who u with>?
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> iinet?
05:00 <Skrotus> I lied I just wanted to feel bigger
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 15 gigs is three dvds
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bang ur download done
06:00 <BlackDevil> Mega Millions lottery numbers are 8-20-14-17-39, Mega Ball 7. $636 million jackpot
06:00 <shadsam> just went for a SWIM
06:00 <Skrotus> I'm synced at 19mbit
07:00 <Skrotus> it's usually over 20 I'm not sure why it's low
07:00 <Skrotus> but I cbf rebooting the router
07:00 <shadsam> NICE Skrotus
11:00 <shadsam> 415 4M15emory4 F15ree 14:4:14:14 20015MB14/204715MB4 «
11:00 <simba> brilliant
11:00 <Skrotus> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> finally someone did something about him
11:00 <faux> you fucking idiot
11:00 <simba> no it was an autoban, the computer is the best op here
12:00 <faux>  finally someone did something about him - says the op
12:00 <BlackDevil> no shit simba
12:00 <simba> all hail the computer
13:00 <simba> how does it feel to be second best to AI
13:00 <BlackDevil> i really dont care
13:00 <simba> Says the fatty.
13:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> leave my fat out of it
14:00 <simba> PWNED!!! by The Master Hacker
14:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387337373819.jpg
16:00 <simba> i took that photo
16:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387337890345.jpg
17:00 <Skrotus> she doesn't look terribly pleased
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> a girl with a dick in her.
18:00 <simba> that isnt even sexy stop desensitising me
18:00 <simba> just a dick jammed in some skinny bitch
19:00 <simba> BlackDevil found https://24.media.tumblr.com/9b45f8f116d60d206d262b760090d5ba/tumblr_mx8737rkFU1qb19x2o1_500.jpg
19:00 <JingleBalls> crikey
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387340105541.jpg
20:00 <BlackDevil> yolo simba
20:00 <BlackDevil> yolo
20:00 <simba> every little boy wants a fire truck
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387334053776.jpg
22:00 <gremlinz> why
23:00 <BlackDevil> because it always pops up
23:00 <BlackDevil> just a suprise when it does
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387340552192.jpg
26:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387340096056.jpg
27:00 <simba> lol.
38:00 <slinky_J> woa this thing is still on huhu
39:00 <simba> huhu
39:00 <slinky_J> hmm
39:00 <slinky_J> hot out
39:00 <slinky_J> tried to sit out reading n felt like going to sleep
39:00 <simba> i wonder where my cat is
39:00 <simba> its too hot to be out there!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <slinky_J> !!!!
40:00 <slinky_J> haha sashs dog Jet wouldnt stop jumping on me last nite but twas funny when i was like "kiss" "stop" "kiss" "stop"
40:00 <fawks> huhu
41:00 <slinky_J> too bad didnt catch ne squid or fishes :(
41:00 <fawks> Art
41:00 <slinky_J> ur art
41:00 <fawks> how can you catch fish from home
41:00 <fawks> you'd need a pretty long rof
41:00 <fawks> rod
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> drove to Norlunga
42:00 <fawks> ok
42:00 <fawks> I'm the pope
42:00 <fawks> hi xm
42:00 <slinky_J> O_O
42:00 <xm> ey fawks
42:00 <fawks> how's it
42:00 <slinky_J> first time ive been fishing since i was a kid
42:00 <xm> fawks: let's discuss the merits of ex cathedra
42:00 <fawks> wot
42:00 <fawks> let's discuss something I know
42:00 <fawks> lol
43:00 <xm> oh i thought you were the pope
43:00 <Tuftoy> which is
43:00 <fawks> oh
43:00 <fawks> oui
43:00 <simba> five and queen - we will rock you
43:00 <xm> just had a shower and about to eat breakfast
43:00 <fawks> I'm hungry
43:00 <BlackDevil> well eat
43:00 <fawks> whats for breakt
43:00 <Tuftoy> lol exactly eat
43:00 <fawks> fuck off you cunts
43:00 <xm> just ceral
43:00 <Tuftoy> fawks make us food lol
44:00 <xm> cereal*
44:00 <fawks> I'll shit in a bowl
44:00 <simba> this penne is delicious
44:00 <Tuftoy> wow thats so nice
44:00 <slinky_J> im craving sparkling apple juice
44:00 <fawks> I'm gonna have some yoghurt on toast 
44:00 <fawks> w/ oregano and sesame seeds
45:00 <fawks> perf
45:00 <simba> Nice
49:00 <simba> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/04/06/1226613/875902-goal-umpire.jpg
49:00 <simba> my cum face
50:00 <fawks> rofl some smartass goes to my little cousin holy shit you lost all that weigh in a week on a before and after pic
50:00 <fawks> And my cousin goes
50:00 <fawks> holy shit you're 19 and still a virgin?
50:00 <fawks> hehehe owned
51:00 <simba> maybe hes waiting for the one
51:00 <simba> (neo)
51:00 <fawks> I love that I don't have to bash people for him anymore 
52:00 <fawks> this little kid bit my little cousin who was 3 at the time and full bruised him
52:00 <fawks> so I went to pick him up one day and he showed me which one he was 
53:00 <fawks> and I yelled at him and told him if he touches my cousin again I'll bite his face off 
53:00 <fawks> lol
53:00 <fawks> stupid child.
54:00 <simba> i  think i remember that
55:00 <teddy> sup
55:00 <teddy>  :)
57:00 <Rice> hey
08:00 <TheRon> wow
08:00 <TheRon> getting close to 420 simba
09:00 <simba> have a bong 4 me  gaz
09:00 <BlackDevil> fuck 420
09:00 <BlackDevil> i get high went i want to
09:00 <xm> fawks...there's no milk!!!!!!!!
09:00 <BlackDevil> use her breast
09:00 <simba> is that never?
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil talks to the gods when his high
12:00 <TheRon> fucking hayfever today
12:00 <simba> poor screwss
12:00 <TheRon> it gives you the shits
12:00 <hayds> Well stop fucking Hayfever and you might not get the shits then
12:00 <hayds> *shrug*
13:00 <TheRon> r...........ight!
14:00 <simba> good contribution
14:00 <TheRon> hayds speaks much wisdom
15:00 <TheRon> having soft shell tacos tonight
15:00 <Skrotus> don't like hard shells?
15:00 <TheRon> i prefer wraps really
16:00 <Skrotus> :/
16:00 <TheRon> let's call it a burrito with beef mince
18:00 <simba> i prefer wraps too
18:00 <simba> the hard shells just get destroyed
18:00 <TheRon> it's just a mess
19:00 <Skrotus> that's half the fun
19:00 <JingleBalls> you have to eat them like a man and grab them firmly
19:00 <JingleBalls> its all in the technique
19:00 <JingleBalls> same with tacos
20:00 <simba> fun, technique... its fucken food guis
20:00 <simba> slam it down ya fucken gob
20:00 <simba> like a fucken eccie 40 minutes before ministry take the stage
20:00 <JingleBalls> lol
21:00 <simba> then youll be like 4O1_13O
21:00 <BlackDevil> or o_0
21:00 <JingleBalls> oh good cos atm i'm @_@
21:00 <JingleBalls> 420etc
22:00 <TheRon> you 420?
22:00 <JingleBalls> when the mood takes me
22:00 <JingleBalls> like at 420 every day
22:00 <TheRon> you have an alarm set for 420?
23:00 <BlackDevil> i do
23:00 <JingleBalls> lol
23:00 <JingleBalls> except tomorrow cos i'll be at work
23:00 <JingleBalls> and the next day
23:00 <JingleBalls> so i'll save them up
23:00 <fawks> and the next day 
23:00 <TheRon> surely you could sneak one in?
23:00 <JingleBalls> maybe faux
23:00 <JingleBalls> fawks
24:00 <JingleBalls> lol no!
24:00 <TheRon> i really should've showered after i shaved
24:00 <JingleBalls> its a must
25:00 <faux> dont dudes usually shave after they shower
25:00 <JingleBalls> pff no
25:00 <faux> open pores, softer skin
25:00 <TheRon> yes
25:00 <faux> makes more sense
25:00 <JingleBalls> i do it before
25:00 <JingleBalls> wash face with warm water first, BAM OPEN PORES
25:00 <simba> yea because otherwise u find millions of tiny hairs everywhere
26:00 <TheRon> the hairs on the body are annoying
26:00 <JingleBalls> i heard simba's pores are open all hours
26:00 <JingleBalls> to all types
26:00 <TheRon> hot day tomorrow, who want's to go down the pub with me?
26:00 <JingleBalls> which pub
26:00 <simba> want's
26:00 <simba> i pore my heart out to you
27:00 <TheRon> my local in ballarat
27:00 <AngrymanXL> fuck hot weather, bro.
27:00 <JingleBalls> that narrows it down
27:00 <TheRon> probably the globe
27:00 <faux> sif balarat has mre  than one pub
27:00 <JingleBalls> ballarat has a pub on every corner
27:00 <TheRon> it has many pubs
27:00 <JingleBalls> and a weed dealer in every street
27:00 <simba> whats everyones best lap time on moo moo farm
28:00 <TheRon> i really haven't tested the weed market where i am so i have no idea
28:00 <JingleBalls> i have done extensive testing over a long period
28:00 <TheRon> quality gear?
28:00 <JingleBalls> its a social service really
29:00 <JingleBalls> it varies
29:00 <fawks> I wanna know what TheRon looks like
29:00 <JingleBalls> this time of year it dries up 
29:00 <TheRon> think costanza
29:00 <fawks> lol
29:00 <JingleBalls> lol
29:00 <JingleBalls> cantstandya
29:00 <TheRon> yeah him
29:00 <JingleBalls> i watch win tv every night just to see TheRon at the bowls
29:00 <JingleBalls> but i never spot him
30:00 <JingleBalls> now i'll look for george costanza
30:00 <TheRon> i was probably on it mon actually
30:00 <fawks> I'm curious 
30:00 <JingleBalls> yeh
30:00 <JingleBalls> i see the stories and i'm like i bet TheRons there
30:00 <JingleBalls> chatting up all the octogenarians
30:00 <fawks> I don't watch tv
30:00 <fawks> so can you take a ic for me 
30:00 <fawks> pic
30:00 <fawks> of your tv when you see him 
31:00 <fawks> ty
31:00 <TheRon> i spend hours in the bath just to wrinkle up
31:00 <JingleBalls> looool
31:00 <JingleBalls> pic of my tv
31:00 <JingleBalls> i'll try honeysuckle
31:00 <fawks> yes you fuck
31:00 <AngrymanXL> damn... is the paul walker picture of him burnt to a toast for reals?
31:00 <JingleBalls> lol
31:00 <JingleBalls> probably not
31:00 <JingleBalls> nothing is real
31:00 <TheRon> how much does toast with the image of paul walker on it go for??
31:00 <simba> paul walker died trying to beat his best time on moo moo farm
31:00 <MadScientist> this life is not real
32:00 <MadScientist> youre in a coma
32:00 <fawks> rob can you mop for me 
32:00 <fawks> I'll make you dinner
32:00 <JingleBalls> we're all just bubbles of anal wind winking and popping in the mortal bath
32:00 <JingleBalls> ok
32:00 <fawks> ok see you in 10
32:00 <fawks> hours
32:00 <JingleBalls> lol
32:00 <JingleBalls> i'll need petrol
32:00 <JingleBalls> so 10hrs 10 mins
32:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <JingleBalls> oh wait i cant go anywhere
33:00 <fawks> BYO mop
33:00 <BlackDevil> i got my balls rubbed once or twice a day
33:00 <fawks> lol jks
33:00 <JingleBalls> haha
33:00 <JingleBalls> a mop wont fit in my car
33:00 <fawks> I actually bought a new mop
33:00 <fawks> it's amazing 
33:00 <JingleBalls> i need a new one actually
33:00 <fawks> how do you grocery shop with your boot?
33:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Dead Body Man 2002 [Hallowicked single - 2002]
33:00 <JingleBalls> i stick it in the passenger side
33:00 <JingleBalls> but i can fit stuff in the boot
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <JingleBalls> not long stuff tho
33:00 <BlackDevil> time to wash my teeth with milk shake
33:00 <TheRon> back in the day, at a certain club in ballarat, you walk through the door and you get your balls rubbed
34:00 <fawks> that was doodle
34:00 <simba> was that club "all in ur head" lol
34:00 <JingleBalls> doing the rubbing
34:00 <TheRon> does doodle have breasts??
34:00 <JingleBalls> not anymore
34:00 <fawks> he used to
34:00 <fawks> LOL
34:00 <JingleBalls> lol
34:00 <fawks> snap
34:00 <TheRon> no, i was serious
34:00 <fawks> so are we
34:00 <JingleBalls> no i dont have breasts and i dont rub testicles at nightclubs
34:00 <JingleBalls> except mine
34:00 <fawks> pfft
35:00 <TheRon> we're all whores to some extent in that 18-20 age range
35:00 <JingleBalls> you sure are
35:00 <fawks> no comment
35:00 <JingleBalls> i cant remember 18-20
35:00 <fawks> I can
35:00 <JingleBalls> i think it had something to do with vaginas
35:00 <simba> we're not even people at that age
36:00 <TheRon> you didn't go out with the aim of getting the end wet??
36:00 <fawks> that was part of my "well guys treat you like shit so may as well treat them like shit in return" phase
36:00 <simba> i've never done that before
36:00 <JingleBalls> no TheRon
36:00 <JingleBalls> i had a gf
36:00 <JingleBalls> from like 16-21
36:00 <TheRon> was it serious?
36:00 <JingleBalls> well i lived with her
36:00 <simba> no 5 years of mucking around
36:00 <JingleBalls> she got laid more than i did
36:00 <fawks> you moved out at 16?
37:00 <JingleBalls> cheating whore
37:00 <JingleBalls> no i moved out at 18
37:00 <simba> BL
37:00 <JingleBalls> i was going out with her when i was in high school tho
37:00 <fawks> I think I would have died living on my own at that age lol
37:00 <fawks> def not ready 
37:00 <JingleBalls> i lived with 3 mates
37:00 <fawks> I was so reliant on my rents
37:00 <JingleBalls> then i moved in with her
37:00 <MadScientist> is that when you turned into an ass
38:00 <TheRon> i was 17 in my first year at uni
38:00 <TheRon> no o'week for me
38:00 <fawks> what did you study 
38:00 <TheRon> commerce
38:00 <fawks> what do you do for work now 
38:00 <JingleBalls> [16:37] <MadScientist> is that when you turned into an ass
38:00 <JingleBalls> no that was after
39:00 <MadScientist> ah
39:00 <JingleBalls> she was the one i banged earlier this year
39:00 <JingleBalls> who threw me out
39:00 <JingleBalls> great days
39:00 <fawks> lolol
39:00 <fawks> ohhh
39:00 <fawks> bitch
39:00 <JingleBalls> never go back for a root 10 years later
39:00 <MadScientist> bang-n-bail
39:00 <JingleBalls> its fkn weird
39:00 <TheRon> i quit uni when i was younger, went back later but had to start again, i've just got my degree
39:00 <MadScientist> JingleBalls
39:00 <MadScientist> never go back
39:00 <simba> nice 1 
39:00 <MadScientist> .
39:00 <JingleBalls> yes sweetcheeks
39:00 <JingleBalls> NEVER
39:00 <fawks> that's cool TheRon 
40:00 <MadScientist> we told you
40:00 <JingleBalls> lol yeah
40:00 <fawks> I don't think its ever too late to study 
40:00 <JingleBalls> but i was toey
40:00 <JingleBalls> and she still looked 21 without her clothes on so why not
40:00 <TheRon> pissed off i had to start over though
40:00 <JingleBalls> BLAM
40:00 <fawks> doing an ex is like having a shower and putting on your dirty underwear 
40:00 <MadScientist> JingleBalls http://www.intimategadgets.com/
40:00 <JingleBalls> haha
40:00 <JingleBalls> filth
40:00 <MadScientist> its easier
40:00 <simba> ive done that before, in desperate times
41:00 <simba> the underwear thing,,,
41:00 <JingleBalls> i dont wear underwear
41:00 <fawks> lol
41:00 <MadScientist> me neither
41:00 <TheRon> you get 4 days out of underwear
41:00 <JingleBalls> none of it fits me
41:00 <fawks> TheRon there's like 70 yr old doing this subject I'm currently doing 
41:00 <TheRon> good on him
41:00 <fawks> one guy is even studying with his daughter 
41:00 <fawks> they're doing the same degree 
41:00 <fawks> so cute 
42:00 <JingleBalls> i did a cert 4 years ago in infotech and there was a dude in the class would have been in his 80s
42:00 <JingleBalls> maybe 90s
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <JingleBalls> he'd be dead now
42:00 <fawks> a
42:00 <fawks> w
42:00 <fawks> RIP old mate
43:00 <JingleBalls> right click>empty trash can
43:00 <fawks> hi Melb_Chef 
43:00 <fawks> is that u pandas
43:00 <simba> we were doing a lesson on how to set up an email (really) in one IT class and this man in his 70s who was being helped the whole way, when asked what he wanted his email to be, said "simba" and i choked
44:00 <fawks> Chefn in melb
44:00 <JingleBalls> hahaha
44:00 <Melb_Chef> hey and no not pandas
44:00 <fawks> LOL
44:00 <fawks> cute
44:00 <simba> and they made his email simba_bunch of numbers like hotmail recommends
44:00 <JingleBalls> simba_6969
45:00 <fawks> wow it's weird how like
45:00 <fawks> creating an email n such comes so easy to us 
45:00 <simba> things like creating a word document
45:00 <simba> knowing how to use word
45:00 <fawks> I think teaching my mum how touse Skype was the most painful thing ever 
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <TheRon> just went to the garage to get a beer, it's so hot in there
45:00 <fawks> I rang her on Skype while we were on the phone
46:00 <fawks> and she's like OMG HOW DO I ANSWER
46:00 <fawks> I'm like oh I dunno the big GREEN BUTTON THAT SAYS ANSWER CALL
46:00 <fawks> she just got a touch screen like a few months ago 
47:00 <fawks> whenever we're on the phone she accidentally mutes me or something 
47:00 <fawks> I want to die 
47:00 <simba> my grandpa wouldnt let me do anything at my own speed when i was showing him how to do things like if i alt tabbed to get a window up quicker hed be like wait wait wait what happened there talk me through that one
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <TheRon> i bought a mango today
47:00 <fawks> yeah mum is like that
47:00 <fawks> she says TEACH ME 
47:00 <simba> they lean forward and squint and have a deep think about it
47:00 <simba> minimizing a box
48:00 <fawks> rofl
48:00 <fawks> when I Skype Lebanon 
48:00 <simba> Its SAH CUTE
48:00 <fawks> dads wife's dad is old
48:00 <fawks> and he walks right up to the tablet
48:00 <fawks> I can see up his nose 
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <fawks> and he's like HELLO
48:00 <simba> in HD
48:00 <simba> HDMI nose hairs
48:00 <fawks> and he screams
48:00 <fawks> I'm like OK I can hear you
49:00 <TheRon> how easy is it look down a chick's top on skype??
49:00 <fawks> Y U NO COME LEBANON
49:00 <fawks> depends on how her camera is positioned TheRon 
49:00 <fawks> lol
49:00 <TheRon> nice
50:00 <fawks> dad bought my sister a remote control car for Christmas 
50:00 <fawks> it's a VW beetle
50:00 <fawks> lmao
50:00 <fawks> and I swear he has more fun with it than her
51:00 <fawks> he sat her in it and was going back and forth and in the end she got so grumpy and screamed cos it was like a weird rollercoaster
51:00 <fawks> was so funny 
51:00 <fawks> then he let her control it and she kept reversing into the door
52:00 <simba> that owns
52:00 <simba> i had an F1 like that when i was babby
52:00 <fawks> haha
52:00 <fawks> he bought her cousin a mini quad bike
52:00 <fawks> it looks sick 
52:00 <simba> is she a girl too?
52:00 <simba> i like how the girls are getting vehicles
52:00 <fawks> no
52:00 <fawks> he's 3
53:00 <TheRon> and your sister is how ole?
53:00 <TheRon> old?
53:00 <fawks> my sis got the Girly vehicle lol
53:00 <fawks> the boy got the quad
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i found an ace bracelet to buy my friend for xmas
53:00 <fawks> 14 months 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> it says my guardian angel on it huhu
53:00 <TheRon> friend or "friend"?
53:00 <fawks> huhu
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ashlee
54:00 <simba> was she born oct??
54:00 <fawks> oui
54:00 <fawks> how did you figure that out
54:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <TheRon> it's what he does
54:00 <simba> i was just saying it more in surprise thats all!!!
54:00 <TheRon> he's not stoned, he can calculate stuff
54:00 <fawks>  oh
54:00 <fawks> im so dumb
54:00 <fawks> LOL
54:00 <fawks> just minus 14 months from today
54:00 <fawks> derp
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> i thought ytou were being sarcastic
55:00 <simba> no but a bunch of things happened 14 months ago in oct 2013
55:00 <simba> so that is another 1 ;~)
55:00 <fawks> no it was a genuine dumb moment 
55:00 <fawks> lol
55:00 <simba> i mean
55:00 <simba> 2012
55:00 <fawks> what happened 
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Do not submit networks that exist solely as a front for a commercial venture - for example, a shell provider running a completely empty ircd on a shell will not be listed as a "network".
56:00 <simba> just some things to do with me fam!!
58:00 <simba> thanks for the advice WiLd_TuRkeY
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Do not submit a network with faked or manufactured information - for example, a network that exaggerates the number of users, or a network that uses an IP redirect service.
59:00 <TheRon> like the liberals do
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Do not submit a network with a 15 gigabyte bandwidth
01:00 <TheRon> drapht - repunzel
02:00 <TheRon> i recommend a stubbie holder for days like this
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> MM
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug im drinking black coffe
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> e
03:00 <TheRon> iced coffee??
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
03:00 <TheRon> too hot for coffee
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> not inside lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn tomoz im so buyin a six pack of daught cider
03:00 <TheRon> getting rain tomorrow apparently
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the red ones
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might get a slab
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> dayum i heard its gonna be hot as here tomoz aswell
04:00 <TheRon> three oaks?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> um nah
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> <ercury
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mercury
05:00 <Skrotus> I used to get it sometimes
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
05:00 <Skrotus> back when the choice was between it and strongbow
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a few at the jetty yesserday
05:00 <TheRon> sittin' on the dock of the bay??
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fishing for squid
06:00 <TheRon> nice
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> n jetty jumpin huhu
06:00 <TheRon> i always thought huhu was code for vadge
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
07:00 <TheRon> boy was i wrong
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <TheRon> what is a huhu, little crabs??
09:00 <BlackDevil> ever creamed in your pants shadsam?
09:00 <TheRon> this one time at the strippers.......
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <TheRon> ever booked a hooker for 30 mins but been all over in 10 mins?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> who me?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ur gonna blow in ten mins y bother fucking 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a wank
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> j :P
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got rid of fb
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo new ac4 campaign is out
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> did ya? i was gonna do that today too
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
17:00 <simba> im fucking Goldilocks up in the forest in the three bear house eatin their motherfuckin porridge
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking went to play bf4
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> another update
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i updated last night
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> u on lappy
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bro
23:00 <shadsam> u pimpin
23:00 <simba> http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/PWIN/pwin2/Power%20Pre-Season%202/wednesday_18th_december_2013007.jpg "I get the spout bit, boss, but where does the handle go again..?"
23:00 <simba> oops meant 2 switch them around #Phailure
24:00 <shadsam> yoyoyoyoy
24:00 <shadsam> payday tomorrow
24:00 <shadsam> thank phuck
25:00 <TheRon> shadsam play the curch
25:00 <TheRon> church
25:00 <shadsam> dont have it
25:00 <BlackDevil> they have to show there dick simba
25:00 <shadsam> got the angels
26:00 <druidess> under the milky way tonighhhhh
26:00 <JingleBalls> t
26:00 <shadsam> hi
26:00 <druidess> shutup
26:00 <druidess> hi
26:00 <JingleBalls> ok
26:00 <druidess> lol
26:00 <shadsam> :PP
26:00 <shadsam> XD
26:00 <druidess> hugs doodle nope still not the same
27:00 <TheRon> one summer, i'll find a way!!
27:00 <JingleBalls> it almost is
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> druidess take ur boobs out
27:00 <JingleBalls> lol daryl braithwaite
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> its hot they need air :P
27:00 <druidess> they r already
27:00 <JingleBalls> ^^
27:00 <JingleBalls> :o
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <JingleBalls> pix
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic or lies
27:00 <TheRon> gone the bikini top???
28:00 <JingleBalls> i have my mistletoe belt buckle on, druidess ;)
28:00 <druidess> ok im lying still in my wrk clothes
28:00 <shadsam> Went for a Swim Today was Rad
28:00 <TheRon> i'm in a bikini top
28:00 <druidess> i have a pool
28:00 <JingleBalls> i'm just wearing a belt
28:00 <shadsam> whats new ron
28:00 <TheRon> that apparently
28:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam
28:00 <shadsam> nice druidess
28:00 <BlackDevil> buy me a ssd
28:00 <shadsam> :)
28:00 <BlackDevil> 500gb
29:00 <shadsam> whats ssd
29:00 <BlackDevil> solid state drive
29:00 <TheRon> buy me a pony
29:00 <shadsam> k
29:00 <shadsam> i have 450gig free
29:00 <BlackDevil> here is a pony TheRon, http://www.myfreecams.com/#Miah_Calix
29:00 <shadsam> formatted
29:00 <TheRon> classy
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> After that, your submission moves to a human editor who visits the network
30:00 <TheRon> i think i'll move to boston, get out of california
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> d99d
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Shrek is on tonight TheRon
31:00 <TheRon> damn
31:00 <TheRon> never seen it
32:00 <TheRon> just a question, was the hamster wheel on this year??
32:00 <TheRon> did i miss it?
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no idea
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i missed it if it was
33:00 <TheRon> i know they had the election one but i thought they were coming back to do a series
33:00 <BlackDevil> what do you think TheRon?
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shake that arse
34:00 <TheRon> about
35:00 <BlackDevil> that link
35:00 <BlackDevil> of the tranny
35:00 <TheRon> didn't click tbh
36:00 <TheRon> it might dammage my already fragile psyche
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn adventure time already fkn
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana eat risotto n laugh like a baby
37:00 <couleurs> Go the Aussies !
37:00 <TheRon> does adventure time have bear grylls in it?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
37:00 <TheRon> yes go the aussies!!!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it has dude that does Bender in it
37:00 <TheRon> i don't watch futurama
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Finn and Jake are sorting beans. They must sort all the good magic beans from the bad magic beans. LOLOL
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> jake is runnin around eating icecream
39:00 <TheRon> i'm getting thru ep's of ncis at the moment
40:00 <TheRon> i watched the latest south park
40:00 <TheRon> apparently kim kardashian is a hobbit
41:00 <BlackDevil> yes we know that TheRon
41:00 <TheRon> couleurs is kim kardashian a hobbit?
41:00 <BlackDevil> catch up
41:00 <BlackDevil> and brian is alive again
41:00 <BlackDevil> JESUS
41:00 <BlackDevil> old news
41:00 <TheRon> i did
42:00 <couleurs> yes
42:00 <TheRon> i thought kanye west was funny
42:00 <BlackDevil> he's a gay fish
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i willbe drunk by the time this update finishes
42:00 <Skrotus> brian is jesus?
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrr
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> 69%
43:00 <couleurs> aheahe
43:00 <TheRon> beers going down so easily
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> 36 tomorrow
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> and thats in tas
43:00 <AngrymanXL> fuck hot weather, bro.
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> we aint used to that shit
43:00 <TheRon> probably find a pub with aircon tomorrow
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> we are used to rain and snow
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> live underground and u dont have to worry about the weather
43:00 <TheRon> 37 in ballarat
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> 36 for us down here is like 45 everywhere else
43:00 <TheRon> like a hobbit
44:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> "It's a wand that poops glitter what's gooder than that!
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> when i get one i will get ac4
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and also bf4
44:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus...
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> hopefully i can use my bf4 account on one
44:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i dont have to start again
45:00 <TheRon> who's naked?
45:00 <druidess> i got a bottle of tequila for secret santa
45:00 <TheRon> c'mon fess up
45:00 <druidess> wtf do my wrk mates think of me
45:00 <TheRon> easy lay?
45:00 <TheRon> :)
45:00 <druidess> die ron
45:00 <TheRon> sorry
46:00 <TheRon> the joke was there, i had to take it
46:00 <Skrotus> maybe they think you're mexican
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet as fuck
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> we can bf4 together woooo
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i can help ur fleet on ac4, speed up the shippin times
47:00 <TheRon> tacos tonight
47:00 <druidess> maybe skrotus maybe
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n share stuff i find like white whales n fleets
47:00 <druidess> im having tacos actually
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n treasure n shitz
47:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
47:00 <TheRon> soft shell?
49:00 <TheRon> is hayds the new kanye west?
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
49:00 <TheRon> welcome to liberal broadband
49:00 <druidess> hard this time last time i had soft 
50:00 <TheRon> there is a joke there i'm sure of it
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what do u know freenode is the biggest irc network around
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> dad is through southernphone
50:00 <Skrotus> has been for years
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking shit company
50:00 <BlackDevil> omh suck my dick josh, im hard
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok jon
51:00 <TheRon> southern phone have those really low budget ads
51:00 <TheRon> mind you there's a chick on it whose boobs bounce
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo boysenberry iceamacream
52:00 <TheRon> boobs bouncing is what makes an ad
52:00 <BlackDevil> what about fake tits?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fake tits r orsm
52:00 <TheRon> they don't bounce
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
52:00 <BlackDevil> josh http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387349476536.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> nah they don't bounce
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> planet r u on
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes they do
53:00 <Skrotus> they probably do if you rip them out and drop them on the ground
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
53:00 <TheRon> that shitty silicon implant bounce???
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> n now i feel weird
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> man u should do some reading n find some awesome porn
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicik i been with has augmented boobies n they r dope bouncey nom nom
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> what u on about j?
54:00 <TheRon> call me weird i don't like fake tits
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> did u tell that chick about me?
54:00 <Skrotus> they seem fairly obvious in porn though
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> which
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am nerdy
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh doll
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah bro its not somethin ud really wana do
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> she not that hot?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is hot as
54:00 <TheRon> i know the rule, if you can touch them they're real
55:00 <TheRon> but still
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shes not doing it she's running the business
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> do i get benefits?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> when shes out of her relationship im so fucking her
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
55:00 <TheRon> how long has that got to go?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> the dude that gets the job gets sucked n fucked every day
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he has to be ugly n fat n a total nerd
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> erin wanted me to come up her place this weekend
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i said no
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh mang
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> coulda got down down down
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah i dont want thjhat shit
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i git ya
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats also why i got rid of fb
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> mel prob pissed at me
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
56:00 <Skrotus> from what I hear being a male porn star is pretty shit
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh k
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif Skrotus
56:00 <TheRon> ever worn a dracula costume to get sex??
56:00 <TheRon> that way she can go down for the count
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> only shit if ur str8 n do gay porn for the $$
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got 2 weeks off in jan
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> might hit melb and adelaide
57:00 <Skrotus> well you've got to stay hard for hours and cum on command
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> depends on budget
57:00 <TheRon> st kilda??
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> wanna get a one first
57:00 <TheRon> plenty of hostels and hookers in st kilda
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can cum on demand
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> and stay hard
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yay xmas with da kranks is on woo sat
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have had to do it before
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 weeks woo
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice j
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill prob b locked up by then dood
59:00 <TheRon> the court date didn't go so well??
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> its on 22nd
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> jan
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> j u should cop a fine
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> community service
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye probs aye
00:00 <TheRon> i didn't do it i swear
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill pay the damages
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> its only money
00:00 <TheRon> got your good going to court moccasins ready?
02:00 <TheRon> show some contrition, you'll be right 
04:00 <shadsam> .
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is btter then searchirc
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha fin is using jake as a suit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaahaha
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana magic yellow dog
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a beer
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> havent had one since monday
06:00 <TheRon> fresh mango and ice cream would make a smoothie ay?
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 7 days to christmas
07:00 <couleurs> don't touch me
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Hey Jake" Yeah?" "Why do the insides of you smell like vanilla?" "Oh, wizard put a curse on me." "Sweet"
07:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
08:00 <druidess> no
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey druidy
08:00 <druidess> hi
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> druidess u said ud show pics of ur boobs b4
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i swear it
10:00 <TheRon> philadelphia freedom
10:00 <druidess> no
10:00 <druidess> r u saying my boobs r funny
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
10:00 <TheRon> i'll be the judge of that
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> he sayin u said ud show em
11:00 <druidess> hehe
11:00 <druidess> he?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> just get in my bed and show me ur boobies
12:00 <druidess> who sed wut now
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana lap my head on them n watch a dvd 
12:00 <druidess> so do many
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah ye but i got somethin they dont got
12:00 <TheRon> and we went down to the river and into the river we dived
12:00 <simba> jah wars
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dived?
13:00 <TheRon> jar jar banks wars
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
13:00 <simba> shot in the face like dart in a board
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u quoting the bible
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> into the river we died
13:00 <TheRon> springsteen is god
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought it was died
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> not dived
14:00 <TheRon> probably a mondegren
14:00 <simba> doctor cant fix u send for the hearse
15:00 <simba> i've... seen things.. u people.. wouldnt believe....
15:00 <simba> attack ships on fire..,,,
16:00 <simba> off teh shoulder of Orion,,
17:00 <TheRon> any foreign films on tonight?
17:00 <TheRon> any with a bit of tit in it?
18:00 <simba> film one urself
18:00 <simba> pick up a nice latina woman
18:00 <simba> xD
18:00 <TheRon> it wouldn't be foreign
18:00 <TheRon> besides noone wants to see that
19:00 <simba> latinas are totally foreign to australia
19:00 <TheRon> i don't like the latino race
19:00 <simba> dont you just dislike how theyre portrayed in hollywood
19:00 <TheRon> probably
19:00 <TheRon> brazilians are best
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;atin chicks mmm
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> like rhianna
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> brazillians are latin chicks dood
20:00 <TheRon> rhianna is jamaican
20:00 <simba> how many brazillians have you met
20:00 <simba> i know ONE
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> no she isnt
20:00 <TheRon> portugese, different
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> brazil isnt near portugal
21:00 <TheRon> indeed
21:00 <druidess> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have 2 portugese chinese aunties
21:00 <simba> they both speak portugese tho right
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <TheRon> still portugese
21:00 <druidess> yer same shit 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> people speak different languages in every country
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
22:00 <TheRon> brazilians have a hotness about them where they know they're hot but still subtle
22:00 <gremlinz> bumbum
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> belgium, speek farse, german, french, english
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> spak*
22:00 <TheRon> the finns also speak lapp
23:00 <simba> lol of course its not literally every human speaking portugese
23:00 <TheRon> what does goldmember supposedly speak??
23:00 <simba> .
23:00 <simba> dutch?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> gives 
23:00 <TheRon> it's not dutch
23:00 <simba> havent seen those movies in 10 years
24:00 <TheRon> one of those minority languages
24:00 <simba> english
24:00 <simba> gazza have you ever picked a fight with someone because of where they were boren
24:00 <simba> born
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta find a movie to watch laters hm
25:00 <TheRon> i've picked fights because they were dicks
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin watch Twilight in bed huhu
25:00 <simba> twilight?!?!
25:00 <simba> r u trying to seduce a 10 year old
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> awesome drive in like movie 
26:00 <TheRon> goldmember is flemish
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf simba
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> twilight is a great film
26:00 <simba> the vampire one??
26:00 <simba> twilight?
26:00 <TheRon> kristin stewart is flat
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes hot
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> so wot
27:00 <TheRon> nah dude
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i think the majority of men out there would disagree
27:00 <TheRon> ever seen the seinfeld ep where the hot chick is ugly in bad light??
28:00 <simba> she looks like she grew up on a farm and loved horsies
28:00 <simba> she has a farmers chin
28:00 <simba> those r my first impressions
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone has
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> n fuck seinfeld
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> its over baby
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb bbq food
28:00 <simba> twilight is over 2
28:00 <simba> but only 1 is worth rewatching
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> first one ye
28:00 <simba> and it aint teh one about teenage vampires i tell u that!!!!!!!
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> and riddick time
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck seinfeld
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> only douches still go on n on about seinfeld
29:00 <simba> would you argue twilight > seinfeld?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you cant compare the two
29:00 <simba> but IYO
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ones a situational comedy from the 90s and the other's a vamp movie based on a novel
29:00 <TheRon> twilight, game of thrones......
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i.. cant.. compare.. the.. two
30:00 <simba> you cant argue console shooters v PC shooters but that debate rages on so  you might as well compare anything
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> game of thrones is a tv show
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant compare ps4 and xbox one
30:00 <TheRon> ps4 or xbox one?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i dont talk about it
30:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you cant compare them
30:00 <Skrotus> ps/2!!!!!!!
30:00 <simba> compare the pair
30:00 <simba> same age.... same income
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am an xbox fan
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the companies are pushing their consoles in different directions
30:00 <simba> same super contribution
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> but had all consoles
30:00 <simba> not rly the xbox and ps4 are the same catered for the same people
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i pref have xbox one n 360 over ps3 n ps4
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am just uswd to xbox controllers
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> its more the titles they have and kinect etc
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> true that
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> new one pwns
31:00 <simba> the controllers are the same dont they have the same buttons 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> only use it gaming 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> use my voice n hands to do everythin else
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> j sdhould have one next week
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> hopefully
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait!
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> if i find one to buy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am watching riddick
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> never seen before
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> seems ok
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> new one?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen it
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta dl the expendables 2
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> was watchin it on my fone last nite
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh and update has finished
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> but now eating and watching kovie
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox one loads in like 8 seconds now mang
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom nice
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> bbq ribs
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> onions and potato and carrots on bbq
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> and pumpkin
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> and a nice salad
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yummmmmmmm
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck this mnovie is shit
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> django unchained now
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> least i like gthat movie
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bit long that movie
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> the campfire scene bored the shit out of me
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> brokeback mountain is your style j?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol havent seen it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> never want to
40:00 <Shadowgate> lol pandas
41:00 <simba> Shadowgate said lol. he's hilarious.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> BOL
43:00 <Bastardly_One> LOL
43:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out the guy isn't gonna be home when I move tomorrow
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what makes that so good?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a/c and 36C
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can sit in the lounge and bask in a/c glory
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> that was good
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> bf4 time
47:00 <simba> BOL
47:00 <simba> BOLOGNESE
48:00 <simba> BOLOGNA
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fps games are for idiots
48:00 <couleurs> BOLTMUND!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <simba> wtf
48:00 <simba> u mean fps with control sticks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I know I'm shit at fps ... but the PS controller with FPS?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good luck
49:00 <simba> only Casual gamers play shooters on console.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or have shit computers
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ^matty^
50:00 <simba> but if u have a shit computer and a console u play shooters on, u rnt doing it right
50:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the 40 in a concrete box tomorrow dude
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I don't really play shooters
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so you must be talking about Pandas
50:00 <^matty^> na not shit  just pc playing up
50:00 <simba> im not even talking about anyone just in general
50:00 <simba> u love talking about urself BO 
50:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> well I am pretty awesome
51:00 <Serenity> whats shooters
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Serenity> oh like fps
52:00 <simba> yeAsE
52:00 <simba> first person shooters
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sezz
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> bye sezz
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes dear *pats her on the head*
52:00 <Serenity> hi j
52:00 <Serenity> bye j
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> timer for bf4
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> and more beers
52:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of gaming
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't be sleeping tonight so ... GTA O maybe simba?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> on xbox?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh PS3
53:00 <simba> i kant 2nite
53:00 <simba> havent played it for a while either !!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i havent played gta 5 since week of release
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob heaps of updates
53:00 <simba> why the FUCK not
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm level 53 or some shit
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol i am at 98%
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's 1.07 now
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> got sick of it
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> and multiplayer was shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it still is
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob changed now
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> bbl
54:00 <Bastardly_One> better but still shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I like some of the missions when you get to level 50 though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna take you on the whore house mission simba
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> u level up in it now?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
54:00 <simba> Hot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you always have online
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> might update it later and play
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> jingle bellls batman smells
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't understand how my shooting stats are so good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> when I am a shit shooter ... that game is gay in some ways
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i just purshcased the lazy boy 2000
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you people are boring
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to go have a couple of cones
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you've approx 2 mins to become entertaining
59:00 <MadScientist> dont come back
59:00 <MadScientist> plzkthnx
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just for that I'll be quicker
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I warned you
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.420-hightimes.com/
06:00 <ness> arrrrggghhh its too hot!!!
06:00 <couleurs> so take of alf you're cloths
06:00 <Bastardly_One> have a whinge!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *sits in front of a nice cool fan and as of tomorrow will have a/c*
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm beer tomorrow
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beeeeeeeeeeeeer
12:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:00 <ness> spent the afternoon at southbank and riverland
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen knifebunny
21:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, I found 38 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: screwss, paul, screw, mib_qqnkms, {lee{. screwss ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #sex by ChanOP ( you are not welcomed here) 3 hours 13 minutes ago (18.12. 15:08), after spending 11 seconds there.
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen knifebunny`
22:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, knifebunny`? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember knifebunny`.
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen knife`bunny
22:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, knife`bunny? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember knife`bunny.
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen `knifebunny
23:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, I don't remember seeing `knifebunny.
23:00 <simba> nice
23:00 <Skrotus> lol
25:00 <ness> hmmm need coffee
25:00 <ness> and a pizza
25:00 <ness> and a ciggie
26:00 <simba> i might hit up sum baileys
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, you IT noobs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with even a shitty modem wifi shouldn't have too much of a signal loss at 50 mtrs away from the modem at most should it?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, a couple of rooms away anyway
37:00 <ness> embarrassing bodies.....guy with a crooked penis
38:00 <ness> put that on tv and show the world your cock
40:00 <Skrotus> who are you talking to ness?
40:00 <ness> myself
40:00 <ness> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the aust version or the english version?
41:00 <Skrotus> fair enough then
41:00 <ness> english
41:00 <ness> on GEM
41:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like England is a country of freaks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <ness> seriously some of the things you see on that show.......
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I know ... one of the people here loves it
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a crooked penis
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid two mozzies inside!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> they want ze icecream!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ALL OF IT
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> kill them j
43:00 <Sevi> omfgbbqhax, bent like an arabs tool?
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> smack down
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> killed one
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a bent penis because of a medical condition
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i had an ascending testical so when i was younger they had to attactch it lower othewrwise i would not have kids and because its attatched to it makes my penis bend
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am not ashamed of it
45:00 <Sevi> :)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> should bend a little
46:00 <ness> apparently he broke his penis
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wana break mine nessi
48:00 <simba> "you believe in things you don't understand and you suffer" - stevie wonder
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk would he know
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> cants see
49:00 <ness> yep i like to break em
49:00 <Skrotus> did he break it or did his lover break it?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heard n felt mine go snap once
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> was orsm
49:00 <Skrotus> some ladies don't seem to understand that they're not supposed to bend
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif
50:00 <ness> ouch
50:00 <ness> i thought us chicks had it tough
51:00 <Skrotus> well I don't think it's quite on a level with child birth
51:00 <Skrotus> I haven't experienced either though so who knows
51:00 <ness> its ok skrotus, i don't have kids
52:00 <ness> vag is in tact and thats why you can book in to a c-section
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just imagine nessi is hot
53:00 <fawks> how can you break a penis if there's no bone?
54:00 <fawks> isn't it just muscle so you can like strain or pull it
54:00 <fawks> ...
54:00 <druidess> snip it off
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
54:00 <druidess> its broken
54:00 <ness> yes snip it off
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but is can break ... more like a tendon snap kind of deal
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is = it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> snip flaps off pls
55:00 <druidess> snip em all off
55:00 <druidess> laughs evilly
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol snip u
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> MONSTER
55:00 <Skrotus> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
56:00 <ness> does someone want to make my chicken stirfry.....cbf
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say google it ... there was a guy in chat years and years ago who claims someone chick raped him and broke his penis
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> u have kids
56:00 <druidess> broke it
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken not children
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> #ishouldsleep
57:00 <Skrotus> lol children stirfry
57:00 <Skrotus> yum
57:00 <druidess> lol
57:00 <druidess> childstew
57:00 <druidess> fuck off ff
57:00 <ness> ewww
57:00 <Fennec_Fox> up urs ass bandit
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum child stew
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob taste nice
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> the lil arms n legs
58:00 <druidess> tender
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
58:00 <druidess> like lamb
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> id eat a kid i spose if uno trapped in the bush
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> then fuck its mum
58:00 <druidess> yeah same
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill her n eat her
58:00 <druidess> maybe not that
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck my cum out and spit it in her face
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> dirty slut
58:00 <druidess> ok too faro
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> bad mother gettin stuck in the outback with her kid 
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> meh
59:00 <druidess> -o
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> u all bore me
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> and sif eat a kid j u pedo
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
59:00 <druidess> u bore me too
59:00 <ness> kid is delicious
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> good
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to get more bbq
00:00 <ness> kid = goat
00:00 <druidess> eww
00:00 <druidess> i hate goat
00:00 <ness> mmmm its delicious on a spit roast
00:00 <druidess> kidpie
01:00 <druidess> kid curry
02:00 <ness> mmmm i want pizza
02:00 <ness> best make stirfry
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> pedo?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cannibalism more like it
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather eat a baby than an adult
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> iu love kid = goat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> people apparently taste akin to pork
04:00 <Bastardly_One> from all accounts
04:00 <druidess> yum
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but it isnt wise to eat people
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> look at the papua new guineans
04:00 <druidess> human on a spit
04:00 <druidess> mmmm
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> with that laughing disease
04:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to rent out my study?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the women n children all fucked cause they eat the dead
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I really need 2 rooms even if it's handy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure the other person I live with won't care ... long as you hide when he's around
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> u are all sad cunts
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> kthx
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck you digital tv aerial
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why for you no pick up nothing you cunt?!
08:00 <druidess> mine only picks up channel 9 stns:(
10:00 <druidess> pissed off my sparky mate before i could talk him intoxicación installing a few of those arial things in the wall 
10:00 <druidess> into 
10:00 <Tuftoy> druidess ur aerial is shit
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> u are all shit
11:00 <druidess> so is my autocorrect
11:00 <druidess> ur the shittest
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes i am
11:00 <Tuftoy> lol anything else?
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i do not hide it
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> when u are hot like me its ok to be shiot
12:00 <druidess> if u say so
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> its true
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> ask PandasDontDrive 
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> he wants me to bang his ass
13:00 <druidess> thats sposed to prove it?
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> no one here has seen me
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> only PandasDontDrive 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've one of those in the wrong room ... an aerial plug
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hoping for a sextion 10 dismissal hey j
13:00 <druidess> well i just think it proves ur both fags
13:00 <Bastardly_One> It's in the bedroom not the spare room
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> section*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *has a tantrum*
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> DRUIDESS U HAVE NEVER SEEN ME
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> just been reading up on the laws for property damage
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and penalties
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> so u cant make any assumptioms
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and dismissals
14:00 <druidess> i have seen u
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> no u haven't
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> j can bang my ass but druidess can never touch my dick!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just pasted u pics
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i never said it was me
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am an irc kingf
15:00 <druidess> its u
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> no it wasn't
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i promise u it wasn't
15:00 <druidess> right
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes i have a daughter
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> but sif i am going to put her on the net
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgbbqhax bro
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.armstronglegal.com.au/criminal-law/penalties/section-10
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gave me this idea hehehe
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats just fucking stupid druidess 
16:00 <druidess> youre stupid
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> does it involve reading j?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> how am i stupid when i havent done anything wrong
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> not really
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> just posted pics of someone else and pretended it was me
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats internet life
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just clicked the section 10 areas that involve property damage
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just cbf contacting my lawyers till new year
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> j too much reading
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Your age, character, record, health and mental condition.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> The trivial nature of the offence.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Any extenuating circumstances
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and anything the court thinks lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> my record has been expunged
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wiped clean
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> was choice to hear them say, for the first time in years, "no prior offences"
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> "first offense"
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey nikky
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> j more beers
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> start work at 7
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> u should go for me
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> catch a plane cunt
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a bad attitude
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i would
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm tas
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can bang myh ex
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> n id fuck ur x for u
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> in the ass
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> take it for the team
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah get the whore off my back
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> then we get drunk and remember nothin
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> j have u been talking to her?
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> she wanted me to come up this weekend
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha nice
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> and get drunk so i think she is hot
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> how would i
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> and bang her
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL nice
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i said no
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> awww
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> got daughter from tomorrow night til sunday
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i wont be on
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo hoo
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool bro
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky i am a fake
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> kthx
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
23:00 <Nikky`> no worries, thanks for letting me know
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
23:00 <johninja> hey Nikkylicious
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> so no more watching u at the gym
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a new identity now
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> and it kicks ass
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am like james bond
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> currently ranks 556 in the world most prosperous pirates in ac4 bro lol
24:00 <Nikky`> cool
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
24:00 <Nikky`> It was time I got a new stalker anywho
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> because cunts hate the game j
24:00 <Nikky`> How are you johninja?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> only 567 people play it
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> 557
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i mean
25:00 <johninja> i'm ok
25:00 <johninja> got a new keyboard
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> hows you?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> nessi u bitch
26:00 <Nikky`> new kbs rock
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> come back
26:00 <couleurs> pics
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see her tits
26:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok tired tho, woke 3:30am and didn't really fall back to sleep till near 5
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i can show u mine
26:00 <johninja> dayum
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> can i post your pics?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> of?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> y
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can be you cunt
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
28:00 <Nikky`> watch your mouth young man
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb more beer
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant watch my mouth without a mirrow nikky
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> and its hanging above your bed
28:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love watching nikky riding me
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> its like watching her at the gym
29:00 <johninja> mirrow mirrow on da wall
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh its hot watchin urself fuck a chick n watchin ur cock fuck her cockhole
29:00 <Pieter> Yeappp , sexy is bac 
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> soooooooooooooooooo
30:00 <johninja> 8===D
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> u love cock johninja 
31:00 <Nikky`> Don't encourage them johninja :/
31:00 <johninja> i love my diq
31:00 <johninja> you like other mens dicks in and around your mouth
31:00 <Pieter> So that would make ya gay\\\\\\\
31:00 <johninja> exactly
31:00 <couleurs> hey Pieter did u get you're ps4 preorder
31:00 <johninja> /////
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> QI is on niggers
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pieter has no money
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is exactly what the manager of EB Games ... my local store said about is PS4
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got both and my PS4 failed straight out of the box
33:00 <Bastardly_One> good start Sony
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> failed?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> how
34:00 <Pieter> G06mqq
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean as in how did it 'fail str8 out of the box'
34:00 <Bastardly_One> flat out froze on him
35:00 <Bastardly_One> loaded up a game and it decided to freee
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i might trade the 360
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what game though
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> then i can get one tomorrow
35:00 <georgeandwell> hi
35:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana see webcam of my nake on bed
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i do
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a girl
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> link plz
36:00 <georgeandwell> lol 
36:00 <georgeandwell> sneaky
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want to see your sneaky sausage
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <georgeandwell> all grls do
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb ness
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> u hottie
38:00 <faux> http://dailynewsdig.com/how-do-you-decide-who-to-marry-written-by-kids/
38:00 <faux> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
38:00 <faux> (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
38:00 <faux> - Ricky, age 10
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <faux> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
38:00 <faux> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
38:00 <faux> - Derrick, age 8 
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> (1) I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out.
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> - Theodore, age 8 
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
39:00 <faux> lollll
39:00 <georgeandwell> married
39:00 <ness> lol
40:00 <faux> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
40:00 <faux> (1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
40:00 <faux> -Craig, age 9 
40:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> - Ricky, age 10
40:00 <georgeandwell> kids are annoying
40:00 <faux> i pasted that one! keep up
40:00 <faux> :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> kids are awesome
40:00 <faux> this girl is smart 
40:00 <faux> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
40:00 <faux> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
40:00 <faux> - Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure) 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Ricky knows how it works already
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i liked the lying p;art
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> to get 2nd date
41:00 <faux> Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Nikky`> No, they really don't
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Nikky`
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i never have anything to say
41:00 <Atari> Nikky`, hi again
41:00 <Nikky`> Hi Atari
42:00 <Atari> Nikky`, been ages :)
42:00 <Nikky`> Maybe if I was drunk enough I might listen haha
42:00 <ness> sometimes its best if men keep their mouth shut
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i want to play my atari
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> damn u
42:00 <Atari> i am still alive
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> pitfall
42:00 <Nikky`> So it seems
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey mew
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> wanna make out?
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> hai Maurice 
42:00 <Atari> Nikky`, seen your youtube video :)
42:00 <Maurice> Sure, why not
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a headache
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i am doing my hair sorry
43:00 <Atari> nice tits Nikky`
43:00 <Nikky`> Atari..keep up, that was done years ago with someone adding my name to it, its not actually me 
44:00 <Atari> oh
44:00 <Atari> so you aint ugly :)
44:00 <Mew> hi bbqhax
44:00 <Atari> dam
44:00 <Atari> i was hoping you were :)
44:00 <Atari> i dont like sexy chicks
44:00 <Atari> i like them fat and hairy
44:00 <Atari> with smelly
44:00 <Nikky`> I'm a female on irc..of course i'm ugly
44:00 <Maurice> That was a chick from perth
44:00 <Nikky`> what all the men think
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> no woman no drown
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish i was good looking
45:00 <Atari> wtf happened to Netz
45:00 <Maurice> She went by Butterz or something
45:00 <couleurs> i'm Netz
45:00 <Maurice> Coz I remember calling her Butterball
45:00 <Mew> the other day our friend was asking if we thought this guy was hot and we said "naaaah.. hes probably a 2" and she goes "oh good!! i go for 2's"
45:00 <Atari> sure couleurs
45:00 <Mew> she does a charitable service by sleeping with all the ugly guys
45:00 <Mew> such a lovely soul
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish i had 2"s
46:00 <Atari> mew, send her to me
46:00 <Bellatrix> Nikky`, not all females on irc are uglyu
46:00 <Bellatrix> *ugly
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a skank
46:00 <Nikky`> I know Bellatrix..I was being sarcastic
46:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, what you do to netz ?
46:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, huh?
46:00 <Atari> you ate him ?
47:00 <Mew> i think ive seen a pic of Bellatrix and she was smoking hot
47:00 <Mew> like too hot for irc hot
47:00 <Atari> kfc style
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats irc hot
47:00 <druidess> not hot
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> its a fake
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> like me
47:00 <druidess> yep
47:00 <Bellatrix> errr Atari, i dont know about that
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <Bellatrix> Nikky`, been a while since i have jumped on irc - pardon me :(
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb smoko
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont bthink it matters
48:00 <Nikky`> Its ok Bellatrix, all good hon :o)
48:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, i didnt touch netz :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wel well well
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would touch Bellatrix 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> look who it is
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the snobby irc meet book reader
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ltns
49:00 <Tuftoy> what happened to Netz
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bet Bellatrix doesn't remember doing that
49:00 <druidess> thats funny
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Netz probably got a job at the post office
49:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> would be his dream job ... all those postcodes
49:00 <Tuftoy> he was the post office lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> meet book reader?'
50:00 <Tuftoy> meet mr postcode
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> who tf goes to a net meet
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or he's gone on to become the Monopoly champ of the world
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix did once ... and we used to have them every week here for a while
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> #ysogay
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ran by 3 of us ... for something to do
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> well uno each to their own
51:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, probably about 10 years ago.
51:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think ur shit
51:00 <Bellatrix> well why use irc for couleurs?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets meet and tell eachother to fuck off, couleurs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... easy 10 years ago Bellatrix ... you were having a shit time at the time I met you
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk off cunt
52:00 <couleurs> J/K!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin for a coffee now wasted my time 
52:00 <Nikky`> we hate you too couleurs
52:00 <Nikky`> :P
52:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, we been on here since the 90's... it's a drug and addiction is a bitch
52:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, yeah... had family stuff going on around then.
52:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Xbox
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk u
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, I'll meet you ... get you passed out ... steal your xbox one and be back on the bus to melb before you wake up
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat my poop
52:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, i come and go these days thankfully
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sound good?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:00 <Atari> nope
53:00 <Atari> more come, then go
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont pass out
53:00 <Atari> cummm
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont drink enough to
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> passed out this morning after a killer fkn walk
53:00 <Atari> we wont you to cummmmm
53:00 <Skrotus> ugh
53:00 <Atari> want
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet ... give you a line
53:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, do i know you?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> make you go on a 3 hr walk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and then ... I take it all
53:00 <Bellatrix> haha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
53:00 <Atari> i aint been on here for years Bellatrix
53:00 <Bellatrix> could be fun :P
54:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, probably a good thing :D
54:00 <Atari> i am the same Atari from early 2000's
54:00 <Tails> OMG
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> babow stephen fry just got something wrong on QI
54:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm....
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> to do with my n jesus names
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix was selective ... snobby back then
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
54:00 <Atari> play with my joystick
54:00 <Bellatrix> i have the memory of a gold fish... my brain only seems to retain work related crap now and even then it often fails me :(
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> what did she look like
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> specs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> who as that fake arsed blonde chick Bella?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> slim, tall, blond?
54:00 <johninja> heat of the moment
55:00 <Atari> pitfall
55:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, blonde chick?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Nastasha?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit?
55:00 <Bellatrix> err
55:00 <Bellatrix> i gots no idea
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> blond mmm
55:00 <Tails> Pitfall? Noooo I hate games with timers
55:00 <Tails> bad Atari D:<
55:00 <Atari> timers are fun
55:00 <Tails> ouch :(
55:00 <Bellatrix> timers?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> its been a long time, long time, i shouldnt have left you, left you, without a panda doll to cuddle
55:00 <Atari> time to jump
56:00 <Atari> jump jump jump
56:00 <Bellatrix> urgh.. thank god holidays are coming up!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> timers do suck balls
56:00 <Atari> work work
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just talking to Crimson Seraph today
56:00 <Bellatrix> Nikky`, you taking all of january off?
56:00 <Nikky`> yeah I am
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> post god a letter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> old timers day it must be
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks for doing nothing this year
56:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, he snapchats me every now and then
57:00 <Atari> i want to go out bashing bikies like trevor in gta v
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh, I have him on FB ...
57:00 <Atari> i hate bikies
57:00 <Bellatrix> nah - my facebook is locked down. He probably can't find me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and pandas I bet those are the other really shocking meets
58:00 <Bastardly_One> these meets were usually in the city
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Crimson Seraph
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> that nickname makes no sense
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and we'd just wander around doing fuck all
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what happened to Sherm?
58:00 <Bellatrix> i think i only went to one
58:00 <Bellatrix> hahahahahaha
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <Skrotus> I vaguely remember a crimson seraph
58:00 <Bellatrix> oh i remember him!
58:00 <Atari> doctor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I see Eternal Knight here and there
58:00 <Bellatrix> oh wow
58:00 <Bellatrix> he was so sweet :D
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you not remember Sherm?
59:00 <Bellatrix> I said I do :D
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I was nice enough to come to church with you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that should be kudos :LP
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :P too
59:00 <Atari> sherm died ?
59:00 <Mew> years ago some guy from irc sent $500 to my friend
59:00 <Tails> Silly Bella, trix are for kids D:
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> show us ur irc meet pics
59:00 <Mew> she was complaining about bills or something and he said he was rich and we didnt believe him then he put $500 in her account
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> 500
00:00 <Skrotus> well I don't believe he's rich either
00:00 <Skrotus> where can I find this guy
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then  he didnt eat for a week
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we never bothered to take pics ... and in those days Melbourne was full of melbourne people
00:00 <Mew> i had him on facebook but he disappeared
00:00 <Atari> 500 is lollie money for a rich person ffs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> not all over the place as it is now
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
00:00 <Nikky`> ok guys I have a lot of bills to pay..say $500 worth, kgo
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was the only adel person in here for ages
00:00 <Mew> what about simba
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> then all these cunts came in when their shit adelsa chan failed their arses
00:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
01:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
01:00 <Atari> simba the greek
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was way after me
01:00 <Atari> i remember simba
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> but simba is chill
01:00 <Atari> old admin
01:00 <Mew> simmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaa
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not the same simba Atari
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet he is out saving kittens from people that eat kittens
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> then eating them himself
01:00 <Atari> icer got his arse pumped
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Bella
02:00 <Mew> do you remember Minotaur?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> remember Vicki? forgot her nick
02:00 <georgeandwell> hi
02:00 <Bastardly_One> little brunette who went out with cl0wn once
02:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, you been on here for years ffs
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she's become an instagram whore now
02:00 <Skrotus> so have you Atari 
03:00 <partay> Pictard you sick fuck
03:00 <Atari> Skrotus, not many have left :) thank god
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari, that I have
03:00 <Bellatrix> nah i dont Bastardly_One
03:00 <Skrotus> she's pretty and she knows it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps have left
03:00 <Atari> still have the same ISP after 18 years
03:00 <Bellatrix> Cl0wn rings a bell though
03:00 <georgeandwell> telstra or optus
03:00 <georgeandwell> ?
03:00 <Bellatrix> im still trying to work out who Atari ios
03:00 <Atari> optus
03:00 <Bellatrix> *is
03:00 <Bellatrix> haha
03:00 <georgeandwell> nice
04:00 <fawks> u went back to using mibbit for the smileys didn't you couleurs 
04:00 <couleurs> yes :(
04:00 <couleurs> i'm trying to get pollock z-lined
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the only time ur allowed to have fun when ur working is when ur a clown!
04:00 <Bellatrix> pity im not a clown...
04:00 <Bellatrix> :/
04:00 <Atari> i am on 4g optic fibre now, 100,000 kbps on speedtest
04:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, NBN? :P
04:00 <Atari> beats my usr courier
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> u smell like one!
04:00 <Atari> yeah Bellatrix
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats a bellatrix im lookin this up on gewgle
05:00 <couleurs> ruin his day/week/month/year/xmas
05:00 <Mew> he does it to everyone who uses mibbit
05:00 <Mew> the master mibbit0r
05:00 <couleurs> ya cos mibbit has no flood control
05:00 <georgeandwell> hi
05:00 <couleurs> RIP Mibbit
05:00 <georgeandwell> n e
05:00 <Atari> 100 mbps
05:00 <Bastardly_One> NBN is a fuckup in my area
05:00 <Atari> i am next to the box
05:00 <Mew> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-25/computer-technician-jailed-over-internet-chatroom-fantasies/4778670
05:00 <Atari> live near city
05:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, my sister worked on the project....
05:00 <Mew> that was minotaur
05:00 <Atari> let me do a test
05:00 <Mew> mightve just been an #adelaidesa nick though
05:00 <Atari> i will show you :)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I know that name from somewhere too Mew
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
06:00 <partay> Mew hope you have been practising your wristys
06:00 <Mew> all day err day nigerl
06:00 <Simwolf> Love the topic!
06:00 <Mew> are you in the fb group Bastardly_One?
06:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, its the third largest star but in latin means 'female warrior'
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH GREAT fkn biggest loser ad
06:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, the NBN is a fuckup everywhere
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh cool as Bellatrix
06:00 <Bastardly_One> cant say I am Mew
07:00 <Mew> probably has some familiar names on there
07:00 <Atari> http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2425087415.png
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> those fat cunts on that show obvs dont care enouogh bout losing weight if they have to be on the show
07:00 <Atari> shit upload but
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> to do it
07:00 <Mew> its a secret group i dont think you can just search for it
07:00 <Atari> it is a class
07:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, i think if it works for them so be it
07:00 <Atari> nbn
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmm kiera nightly
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oooh the city they're doing the biggest loser in is the next city from here ... scumbag central
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen the behind the scenes and after the show stuff?
07:00 <Atari> (a) class is optic
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it rarely works
08:00 <Atari> i used to come on here through playnet bbs
08:00 <Bellatrix> were Bastardly_One?
08:00 <Atari> used to love melbournes bbs boards
08:00 <Atari> all gone :(
08:00 <Bellatrix> *where
08:00 <Mew> whats bbs boards
09:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug faux
09:00 <Shadowgate> but when shes fawks its not as cute
09:00 <Shadowgate> i want faux
09:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug her
09:00 <druidess> lol
09:00 <shadsam> i wanna fart in her gob
09:00 <druidess> hi shads
09:00 <shadsam> heya
09:00 <Atari> fucking internet
09:00 <Atari> melbourne bbs boards
09:00 <Pieter> 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555                 fbbbbbb999                                 crash2a2h                                                                                     3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz/m
09:00 <Atari> stacks of them
09:00 <Atari> wildcat
09:00 <Atari> major bbs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in Ararat ... first ads showed where the city they transformed
09:00 <Atari> telix
09:00 <Atari> ppp
09:00 <Atari> whatever
09:00 <Mew> Pieter are you having a second heart attack?
10:00 <Atari> i hate the net
10:00 <Atari> bring back bbs
10:00 <Skrotus> get off it then
10:00 <couleurs> what you done today
10:00 <Atari> dialup was awesome
10:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home
10:00 <Atari> my usr courier rocked
10:00 <Bellatrix> pfft... fucking dial up
10:00 <white> lol
11:00 <georgeandwell> what is gob
11:00 <Mew> mouf
11:00 <georgeandwell> is it like gobbledock
11:00 <Atari> ip adressing loved me
11:00 <Atari> and i loved it
11:00 <Atari> never sober
12:00 <Atari> fuck i am old now
12:00 <Atari> 20 years of this shit, gets to you
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> old is like
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> 101
13:00 <JingleBalls> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1479488_462163257227912_1170914182_n.jpg
13:00 <Bellatrix> Atari well leave then
13:00 <Atari> stebie
13:00 <stebie> Atari
13:00 <Atari> hey man
13:00 <Bellatrix> hey hey stebie :P
13:00 <Skrotus> hi stebie 
13:00 <stebie> hey Bellatrix o/
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebz my sexi bf
13:00 <stebie> hi Skrotus
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
13:00 <stebie> hey Panda
13:00 <Atari> stebie fall in love with bassbabe ?
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> back #melbourne :)
14:00 <loo> :)
14:00 <stebie> nah, mel turned me down too many times
14:00 <white> can some1 ban Picard their bean mean
14:00 <Atari> damn
14:00 <Atari> sorry to hear that man
14:00 <Atari> you a good guy
14:00 <Skrotus> lol
14:00 <stebie> Picard isn't here
14:00 <Skrotus> oh ban him anyway
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 10X stebie
15:00 <georgeandwell> i classify girls as bangable or not
15:00 <loo> any skinny chicks wanna share some food
15:00 <Atari> WiLd_TuRkeY, rare breed is a bitch
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tell me about it
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i feel like a bottle of it now
15:00 <Atari> why the fuck did they make it a round bottle ?
15:00 <Atari> port style shape
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wooooooo 8 days til xmas
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> then the new yrrrrr
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> has everyone got plans for xmas n new years
16:00 <Atari> it dont make sense
16:00 <Bellatrix> mmm a drink would be nice tonight :D
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shot glasses are best
16:00 <Atari> and they use a cork
16:00 <Atari> i hate the taste of turkey anyway
16:00 <white> hehe........
16:00 <Atari> i prefer southern comfort
16:00 <Skrotus> ew
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> f00d 4 forte
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> YOU DRUNKEN SLUT GET OUT OF MY PM
17:00 <Atari> pacman
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u like dat
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> likey likey
17:00 <Atari> wiggles around
17:00 <Bellatrix> I have umm a small bottle of petrone :D
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> NO i dont want my duck sycjkd
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yEWS
18:00 <Skrotus> well if I had a duck I would want it sycjkd
18:00 <Bellatrix> but i dont think seeing clients tomorrow hungover is a good look
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats petrone
18:00 <Bellatrix> haha
18:00 <Bellatrix> tequilla
18:00 <Atari> they had a atari store years ago in early 2000 in moonee ponds
18:00 <Atari> it was hilarious
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that a classy aboriginal word for petrol ;)
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
18:00 <Atari> some rich geek prick
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> what colour is it Bellatrix?
18:00 <Bellatrix> clear
18:00 <Bellatrix> like vodka
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it nice chilled
18:00 <Bellatrix> or water
18:00 <Bellatrix> not at the moment PandasDontDrive
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> qyack
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i heard u can do magic Skrotus
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Rofl a man dressed as a women on COPS
19:00 <shadsam> Skrotus is a young gay man
19:00 <Skrotus> news to me
19:00 <Atari> spirits should always be drunk straight with ice
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
19:00 <Atari> nothing else
19:00 <Bellatrix> i cant even drink tequila anymore :(
19:00 <Atari> my rule as a bartender
19:00 <Bellatrix> totally makes me sick
19:00 <Atari> that was my job
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like one big ice cube with my scotch
19:00 <Atari> bartender for over 20 years
19:00 <Bellatrix> sorry Atari, i cant drink tequila straight
19:00 <Bellatrix> or vodka
19:00 <Bellatrix> :/
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i used to drink jose cuervo but tequila is :S now, finally had vodka the other week, chilled as so didnt mind it
19:00 <Bellatrix> eeeep
20:00 <shadsam> wb
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb Druidess i saved u a stool
20:00 <Druidess> ew
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally had it again even
20:00 <Atari> well mix it with Midouri ffs
20:00 <Bellatrix> i just dont really drink anymore
20:00 <Bellatrix> i drink wine
20:00 <Bellatrix> :D
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> red
20:00 <Atari> tequila and midouri
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i drink red
20:00 <Atari> get with the program
20:00 <Bellatrix> i love red...but gives me a killer hangover/headache even with one glass... so i stick to white
20:00 <Atari> you need to get pissed quick
20:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, i just dont really drink spirits anymore
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im doing a course on 'how to be normal'
21:00 <Atari> i dont either
21:00 <Atari> once a month maybe for me
21:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, no... im old-er now... i dont binge drink anymore
21:00 <Atari> i am 47 :)
21:00 <Bellatrix> oh ... im still a baby compared to you :P
21:00 <Bellatrix> not even 30 :D
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa 47
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur old enough to be my elephant
21:00 <Bellatrix> hahahah PandasDontDrive
21:00 <Bellatrix> love it!
21:00 <Atari> wish i was a turtle
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
22:00 <Picard> its not working
22:00 <Druidess> lol
22:00 <Bellatrix> so, im thinking my Christmas present to myself is going to be a tattoo :D
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man toidles are choice they like racing
22:00 <Atari> wish i was a turtle living in LA
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked Bellatrix!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm ink
22:00 <Bellatrix> first one PandasDontDrive
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> chix with ink 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> u will love it
22:00 <Atari> LA equal Laugh Away
22:00 <Bellatrix> and only one!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes u feel like ur on valium
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> bzzzz
23:00 <georgeandwell> lol
23:00 <georgeandwell> did u fail
23:00 <georgeandwell> my stomach hurts
23:00 <Bellatrix> i think im going to have take valium before it
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> where bouts?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
23:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana give me  a rub
23:00 <Bellatrix> upper thigh PandasDontDrive
23:00 <Atari> turtle would laugh at 400 years of progress
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm macca's slushie
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just add vodka
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have a coke or something like beer or a mixer
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> so u dont go into shock
23:00 <Bellatrix> wha?
23:00 <Atari> dont mix alchohol with softdrinks ffs
23:00 <Atari> lame
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah 
23:00 <Atari> mix it with liquors
23:00 <white> it's a bit humed Skrotus...
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> they should offer u a coke or something at least
24:00 <Bellatrix> im just going to break my friends hand :P
24:00 <Bellatrix> ah okay
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> at mine they do that and beer or a mixed 
24:00 <Skrotus> is it?
24:00 <Atari> scotch can be mixed with baileys
24:00 <Skrotus> it's fairly nice in here
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> just a precaution
24:00 <Bellatrix> but if i can give blood and have injections without panicing i should be okay
24:00 <Atari> try that
24:00 <Bellatrix> you're in adelaide though
24:00 <Bellatrix> ?
24:00 <white> yep...
24:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana rub my tummy
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Atari this is about tattoos
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> im in adels
24:00 <Atari> whiskey and baileys
24:00 <Bellatrix> speaking of giving blood.. im doing that tomorrow :D
25:00 <Atari> i got a tatt
25:00 <white> vampires.com
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im donating retarded sperm
25:00 <Atari> paid 1400 for my tatt
25:00 <Atari> it covers my whole back
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> speaking of blood, vampyres beware! i have a fluffy white seal and ill throw it atcha!
25:00 <georgeandwell> was it worth it
25:00 <Atari> fuck yeah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> whole back
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic?
25:00 <Atari> tinkerbell
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to have my left sleeve finished nxt yr
26:00 <Bastardly_One> sav in batter ... yum!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps*
26:00 <Druidess> ew
26:00 <Loof> mac n cheese
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a bad girl
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she has to have convictions
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna miss this deep frier
26:00 <Atari> my daughter loves tinkerbell
26:00 <Atari> no fucking pics :)
26:00 <Bellatrix> i dont want to pay that much
26:00 <Bellatrix> i only want it to be around 5 inces in legth
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> should go by the time it takes
26:00 <JingleBalls> pics of your daughter?
26:00 <Bellatrix> *inches
26:00 <Bellatrix> and its pretty simple
26:00 <Atari> puts JingleBalls on ignore
26:00 <Bellatrix> its a giraffe :D
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> n dont let them rush
26:00 <JingleBalls> lol
27:00 <Loof> u fat bastard :P
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gettin somethin meaningful bella?
27:00 <Bellatrix> yeah
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting the austnet swartz sticker  
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
27:00 <Atari> so... any gay guys over 30 looking for a gay time ? i am single...
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> but sexi?
27:00 <Atari> hmm
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Atari
28:00 <simba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ9RosmCEAEdPSs.jpg david koch is a badass
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <georgeandwell> i had a girl with tatts jack me off in clubx onc
28:00 <georgeandwell> e
28:00 <Atari> :)
28:00 <Atari> tinkerbell time
28:00 <reckoner> i'm getting a RIP boris tattoo 
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god i turn 31 this feb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fat?
29:00 <Picard> what did she charge?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> know how much I weigh?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <georgeandwell> lots
29:00 <georgeandwell> $120
29:00 <shadsam> Sydney is one of our largest global engineering centers and the home for sales support operations in the region. We bring together a diverse team in one of the most fun and beautiful cities in the world, and have a distinctly true blue take on Googley
29:00 <JingleBalls> what day
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL@ Stone Henge tourist upgrade rofl rofl
29:00 <Skrotus> you totally should reckoner 
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be here when im 80 and possible leave my bots behind when i die
29:00 <georgeandwell> hi
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ChanOP use to be a person but died 
30:00 <georgeandwell> she also let me sniff her arse
30:00 <georgeandwell> it was unshaven
30:00 <shadsam> nice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oi bells person
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna come over tomorrow arvo for a smoke?
30:00 <druidess> goodnight lovelies
30:00 <Bellatrix> umm are you talking to me?
30:00 <JingleBalls> nini druidess
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh JingleBalls
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ronnie Biggs died
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night druidess xox
31:00 <georgeandwell> yeah had hair u know where
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives near me
31:00 <druidess> nini doodle hugs
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Ronnie Died BROKE
31:00 <druidess> night wt 
31:00 <Bellatrix> oh phew
31:00 <JingleBalls> i'm working
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a/c
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay she is gone
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I win
31:00 <JingleBalls> work has ac
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how far are you along in your pregnacy georgeandwell
32:00 <georgeandwell> she had nice tits too...and nipples just like the way i like
32:00 <Bastardly_One> housemate's not home all day ... I win again
32:00 <JingleBalls> i live alone
32:00 <Bellatrix> but do you have air con Bastardly_One? :P
32:00 <JingleBalls> no housemates
32:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I don't ... I'm moving in the heat
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
32:00 <Bellatrix> good luck with that
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> night all
32:00 <Bellatrix> thankfully my work and home both have air con :D
32:00 <Bellatrix> lucky me
32:00 <Bellatrix> Hey hey Ben :D
32:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 The Rapture - No Sex for Ben.mp3 (8.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:15)
32:00 <Ben> hey hey Bellatrix
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> titts are everything
33:00 <Ben> Hows it going?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> only taking what I need to get by on ... no way am I moving everything in that heat
33:00 <Bellatrix> Long time no see.
33:00 <Ben> Yes.. its been a while
33:00 <Bellatrix> Really well thanks, you?
33:00 <Ben> Whats been happening?
33:00 <Ben> Yeah not too bad.. getting the shits with this heat though
33:00 <Ben> Fucken over it
33:00 <Ben> haha
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> NITE J
33:00 <Bellatrix> Oh I love this weather :D Flat out at work but trying to get everything done before finishing up on Tuesday for 2 weeks :D
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur sexy bro
33:00 <Ben> I know the feeling
33:00 <Bellatrix> Or the heat anyway :D
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its been a hard days workkkkkkkkkkkkk
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sing it
34:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
34:00 <georgeandwell> being right for ur taste is everything
34:00 <Ben> Yeah.. these last couple of months have been the busiest its ever been
34:00 <georgeandwell> hi
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> today was choice
34:00 <Ben> My last day is this friday - but still have work to do Friday night and Sunday night
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this heat is great if u have ur own place... or like going out to the beach
34:00 <Atari> wat hapn 2 thewjm ?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> for washing n drying clothes n shoes lol
34:00 <Ben> Then I have to pack at some point next week and we're away until the 4th
34:00 <Bellatrix> This last week has been crazy - four clients have gotten private rental so all in all ive had to find $8k for rent in advance and bond
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i didnt love so many different partners i would be married by now
35:00 <Ben> ah ok cool
35:00 <Atari> fat prick had a hat attack ?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> babow
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill never have a landlord
35:00 <Ben> I've got my work xmas party tomorrow
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur in realestate?
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rather be homeless
35:00 <Ben> So only working half a day
35:00 <Atari> i am 130 kilos
35:00 <Ben> But going in early to get some shit done
35:00 <Atari> love steak
35:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, Im a social worker - i work with families who are currently experiencing homelessness or at risk of.
36:00 <georgeandwell> r u a playa
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i play the field
36:00 <druidess> hes a virgin 
36:00 <georgeandwell> nyce
36:00 <Bellatrix> fuck off WiLd_TuRkeY - no you wouldnt!!!
36:00 <Bellatrix> its comments like that that make me angry
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's very admirable
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> respekt
36:00 <Atari> many homeless
36:00 <Bellatrix> Thanks 
36:00 <Ben> WiLd_TuRkeY : That's a very shallow thing to say..
36:00 <Bellatrix> You're telling me Atari
37:00 <georgeandwell> im a playa too
37:00 <georgeandwell> already 30 girls this year
37:00 <druidess> 30 hookers
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i could never have sex for money
37:00 <georgeandwell> thats my usual quota
37:00 <Atari> sucks to live in a cardboard box
37:00 <Atari> they should move to shipping containers
37:00 <Ben> WiLd_TuRkeY : Nothing could be worse than NOT having a roof over your head and a hot meal
37:00 <Bellatrix> Not all people who are homeless sleep rough
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive been homeless
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's true
37:00 <Atari> dumpsters are the go
37:00 <Ben> I'll be back.. got some work to do
37:00 <Atari> or maybe a brotherhood bin
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> a tent
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 30 .. thats 1 a week for 30 weeks
38:00 <georgeandwell> its near end of year
38:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we would sleep on the train... or sleep in vacant properties
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend sleeps in a tent
38:00 <Atari> need a crossbow with a tent
38:00 <Bastardly_One> said by people who have never experienced the situation
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we'd get free food from charities
38:00 <Atari> live the cool style in the bush
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer had fun with compound crossbow last nite
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> n throwing knives
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wat no bow not crossbow
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id go out country 
38:00 <Atari> i go hunting boar at hamiltion with shotty
38:00 <Atari> got license
39:00 <georgeandwell> i was busy working for a few weeks
39:00 <partay> and by 30 girls georgeandwell means 300 x batting off at his pc 
39:00 <druidess> 30 fleshlights 
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do they deliever them discretely druidess ?
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fleshlights?
39:00 <Atari> hamilton
39:00 <Bellatrix> and there it is
39:00 <Atari> crossbow is the best but
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be the most popular drunk in town
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> how longve u been doing this Bellatrix
39:00 <Atari> stealth
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> boar with a shotgun
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> where
39:00 <Atari> damn yeah
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> is the fun in that
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u eat it?
39:00 <Atari> hamilton mate
40:00 <georgeandwell> i also banged druidess
40:00 <georgeandwell> only once
40:00 <druidess> ask george he has 30 of them
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or will the CIA know
40:00 <druidess> u did not u disgusting blob
40:00 <georgeandwell> but made her cum 3 times
40:00 <shadsam> u wish georgeandwell
40:00 <Skirmish> Think yourself a bit of a manly man for shooting animals that pose no real threat to you Atari? 
40:00 <Atari> offcoure
40:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, about 6 years
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and very nice
40:00 <Atari> dont to it for sport
40:00 <Atari> 1 kill, 1 pig
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> why'd you choose to become a social worker?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ok
40:00 <Atari> do it for game
40:00 <Atari> food
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
40:00 <Bellatrix> I think I just fell into it
40:00 <Atari> i aint a nut
40:00 <Skirmish> 1 kill 1 pig? I think you messed that up. 
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> HOWS THE PROTESTERS IN MELB CLASHIN WITH POLICE OVER DRILLING FOR A TUNNEL
40:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha.,., alas i am qualified :D
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> from the sky into the office?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
40:00 <Atari> Skirmish, yeah :)
40:00 <Bellatrix> yes :D
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> drilling for a tunnel?
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> druidess is a looka
41:00 <georgeandwell> she said she could retire her worn out vibrator
41:00 <georgeandwell> but i never went back cos im a playa
41:00 <shadsam> dreaming
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the check also bounced
41:00 <partay> cheque
41:00 <georgeandwell> how great a man was hitler
41:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, that sounds like a bad pick up line hahah
41:00 <Atari> but they taste nice on spit
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> does hey
41:00 <Atari> do it once a year
41:00 <Bellatrix> or from the sky into my life...
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
41:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell: Led the greatest period of technological discovery of the 20th Century. 
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> That is costing money each day to pay those ONLY 80 police
41:00 <Bellatrix> i dare you to use it PandasDontDrive :P
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thankyou partay CHQ
42:00 <druidess> ^^
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
42:00 <georgeandwell> she must be crying over my used condom
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i reckon shes storing ur sperm in the freezer
42:00 <Skirmish> If it weren't for hitler ... man wouldn't have walked on the moon when they did. 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> no wai!
42:00 <Atari> that was stalin
42:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> not the same simba Atari - wtf it is me, how many other greek simbas are around
42:00 <Bellatrix> pfft
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im waiting for them to build a station on the moon
42:00 <georgeandwell> yeah hitler was a great man
42:00 <Bellatrix> but whyyyyy *does a super cute whiney voice*
42:00 <Bellatrix> Ill get you a Christmas present :P
42:00 <Skirmish> Stalin did nothing. 
42:00 <Atari> simba, eisai ellenas ?
43:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but it wont work cos sperm dies
43:00 <partay> not if its frozen
43:00 <druidess> george has no swimmers
43:00 <partay> georgeandwell has  3 inches of terror
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause, u fell from heaven and into my hell, yet still u love me <3
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> wahahaha
43:00 <Skirmish> Stalin only fluked winning the war. If the Americans hadn't fed him supplies for as long as they did he would have got steamrolled. 
43:00 <Bellatrix> oh thats even better PandasDontDrive
43:00 <Atari> yanks did not win
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
43:00 <Atari> russia won it
43:00 <Bellatrix> oh thats even better PandasDontDrive, I love it! :P
43:00 <Skirmish> Americans are the only reason Russia didn't fall at Stalingrad. 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
44:00 <druidess> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> made it up then
44:00 <Bellatrix> which is a little befitting for me actually
44:00 <Bellatrix> haha
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <Atari> Skirmish, my dad fought in ww2, he died last year aged 90
44:00 <georgeandwell> hitler was greater than lennon
44:00 <Atari> i got his diarys
44:00 <Skirmish> And? 
44:00 <Bellatrix> anyone who can deal with my hell is worth staying in my life sometimes hahah
44:00 <simba> Atari ne vlaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <Atari> russia was the superpower
45:00 <faux> good lord
45:00 <faux> http://www.nastygal.com/shoes/highlite-platform-sneaker-black
45:00 <Atari> no america
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches* ... so, that was dinner
45:00 <Atari> that is definately simba
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah so so true
45:00 <Bellatrix> do we need to talk about the war?
45:00 <Bellatrix> its christmas!!!
45:00 <Bellatrix> well almost
45:00 <Atari> fuck war
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AM OBLIVIOUS
45:00 <Skirmish> Nope ... because Atari is deluded and pointing it out is pointless. 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> to everything bad tonight
45:00 <Bellatrix> ignorence is bliss PandasDontDrive?
45:00 <Bellatrix> :P
45:00 <Atari> Skirmish, in those days, it was soldiers vs soldiers
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ;)
46:00 <druidess> disgusting
46:00 <georgeandwell> where is my new friend beeehh tonight
46:00 <druidess> lol george and beehhh
46:00 <georgeandwell> my indian curry mate
46:00 <druidess> best friends
46:00 <georgeandwell> heh adrian
46:00 <Atari> and trust me, russia had a bigger population
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> then im damn blissfully ignorant tnite
46:00 <georgeandwell> is waltzing matilda australias national song
46:00 <Bellatrix> Im not just a pretty face you know muahhaha
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
46:00 <Picard> ronnie biggs is dead
46:00 <Atari> and more soldiers
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah Picard i said that ten mins ago
46:00 <Bellatrix> what a lovely way to be PandasDontDrive :D
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
46:00 <Atari> more population bigger army
46:00 <Bellatrix> who is ronnie biggs?
46:00 <Skirmish> I am not engaging in a discussion about WWII with someone who is clueless Atari. Cease and desist. 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> train robber
46:00 <Atari> yanks cant fight for shit
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix 
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7V6FAoTLc
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Edwin Starr - War (What Is It Good For?) (Jan 22, 2007) 3:24 - Category: Entertainment - 4,607,666 views - 25,067 likes (98.7%), 319 dislikes (1.3%)
47:00 <georgeandwell> druidess wanna hang out with us
47:00 <druidess> stop calling me adrián dickwad
47:00 <druidess> nah im right
47:00 <georgeandwell> i have a car
47:00 <thestig> hi adrian
47:00 <Atari> Skirmish, you talk as if you know and been there 1000%
47:00 <Bellatrix> WiLd_TuRkeY, and what is that?
47:00 <Atari> not even the soldiers knew
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a song
47:00 <Skirmish> Go away Atari ... 
47:00 <Atari> go google some more :)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's so english and american to find and create heroes from the criminal classes
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WAR ....... WHats it good 4
47:00 <Atari> google bullshit
47:00 <Picard> well cunt i wasnt here 10 mins ago
47:00 <Skirmish> Is Atari that Chris dickhead with the mental illness? 
47:00 <Atari> no Skirmish
48:00 <Serenity> he can take you to maccas
48:00 <Serenity> n get u a happy meal
48:00 <druidess> its ok if u do stig
48:00 <thestig> THEN U CAN LICK HIS PICKLE
48:00 <druidess> i hate pickles
48:00 <georgeandwell> i'll pretend to drop her burger on my pants
48:00 <druidess> i throw them on the rd n run over them
48:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, If you remove the evilness that is Hitler and only look at his leadership traits - he was an amazing leader... just an aboslute prick though
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi Picard dickhead
48:00 <Skirmish> Similar. 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
48:00 <Atari> i am sane and sober :)
48:00 <Bellatrix> but anyways..
48:00 <Atari> unlike you :)
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah thats what i think Bellatrix
48:00 <Skirmish> Bellatrix: You know where it's at. 
48:00 <georgeandwell> did anyone see the australian criket team sing true blue?
48:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, seems we have more in common than i first thought :P
48:00 <Picard> go take a few more drugs u fucking moron
48:00 <Atari> agrees with Picard
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you both use mirc
48:00 <Skirmish> lol at implying I am insane and drunk. Who is this Atari cockhead?
48:00 <Bellatrix> Skirmish ???
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> except, irl I'm a pirate.
49:00 <georgeandwell> hi
49:00 <Atari> Skirmish, i never said anything like that
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive is captain of my starship
49:00 <Skirmish> Bellatrix: I like how you objectively look at things. ie: your recent comment about hitler. 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's crash it!
49:00 <Bellatrix> like umm.... johnny depp in pirates of the carribean?? mmmm Johnny Depp *drools*
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
49:00 <Atari> dont need to be drugged or drunk to be sane or insane sober or drunk
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i were gay and im not but would so totally go gay for him.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if hitler was sane ... he'd of been a completely different person though
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Jack In a Box
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can u take me fishing druidess ?
50:00 <Bellatrix> Skirmish, thanks! I assume its a controversial comment though given the emotional attachment to what he did.
50:00 <Skirmish> Depp does play Jack Sparrow very well. 
50:00 <Atari> it comes naturally
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not that sure the genius might of came out in a different personality
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> hitler was quite sane
50:00 <Atari> dopamine and seratonin levels are a bitch
50:00 <shadsam> Bellatrix ever sucked a trannies cock 
50:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, hahahaha
50:00 <Atari> maybe you are bipolar
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> a little amphetamine adiction and such but uno
50:00 <Atari> who knows :)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, cocaine eyedrops invented by Gobels sent him round the bend in the end
50:00 <Atari> try some xanaz
50:00 <Atari> xanax
51:00 <druidess> i hate fishing
51:00 <georgeandwell> she doesnt have a rod
51:00 <druidess> neither do u george
51:00 <georgeandwell> fishing is so fun
51:00 <Skirmish> Bellatrix: I was listening to a history podcast a few months back that was looking at the fact that WW2 will long be a taboo subject because of the Holocaust and because of it there will not be any real objective assessments made for a very long time. 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all go a little crazy sometimes!
51:00 <Atari> like mikey
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu scream
51:00 <Atari> mikey is clean now but
51:00 <Atari> rehab did him well
51:00 <Atari> xanax is a bitch
51:00 <Atari> xanax is evil
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> it must be hard, all that power, and not enough time to make love to everyone
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> even ur guards reow ahahaha
51:00 <georgeandwell> anyone here rock?
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do you like eating fish ?
52:00 <druidess> not really 
52:00 <georgeandwell> who
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the question was for everyone
52:00 <georgeandwell> i like salmon steaks
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> only cock
52:00 <georgeandwell> u rock on cock?
52:00 <Skirmish> Everyone must listen to Atari. He has xanax diaries. 
52:00 <shadsam> Bellatrix ever sucked a trannies cock 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... the old man texted me ... which means ring ... he never texts
52:00 <Atari> but i think some people have loss of memory here :)
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Le Xanax Diares
52:00 <Bellatrix> Skirmish, I would imagine it wont happen until sadly all of the people closely attached to it have passed away. Thats including great great great grandchildren. I think there are some people that can logically make an assessment and judgement call on it - especially if you are so far removed that it had absolutly nothing to do with you. Which is me. 
52:00 <Atari> from xanax
52:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell: I am enjoying the two 5FDP albums that have been released very close to each other. 
52:00 <Atari> alodorm le xanax
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> La Baise un Panda Diares
53:00 <simba> i hate fish
53:00 <simba> only land animals for me
53:00 <shadsam> chek my site http://www.wikardgames4u.com/swf/760.swf
53:00 <Bellatrix> Skirmish, however I am not historian so my opinion doesnt count for much
53:00 <Atari> play with your doodle for kylie
53:00 <Skirmish> Bellatrix: Yeah people like us can break it down and discuss it informally but they were looking at it from an academic viewpoint. Despite the many ways that it can be broken down and many positives drawn from it the Jewish connection will forever hamper it. 
53:00 <Atari> she likes it
53:00 <Atari> love kylie
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> history is orsm
54:00 <georgeandwell> seafood is generally tasty
54:00 <druidess> salmon done right is ok
54:00 <druidess> prawns and scallops
54:00 <druidess> fish bleh
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> crab
54:00 <druidess> hell to the yeah
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tuna
54:00 <simba> actually those are ok when asians do them
54:00 <druidess> tuna nup 
54:00 <Sevi> Crab n crayfish are an acquired taste
54:00 <Atari> she wants you
54:00 <Skirmish> "So, what about the medical advances?"  BUT THE HOLOCAUST! 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fkn love history
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> im like, involved with history
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
54:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... I like the way you think Bellatrix. We can be e-friends. 
54:00 <Bellatrix> Skirmish, definitely agree with it - The racial factor will always be an issue and one which requires diplomacy when talking about it.
54:00 <Bellatrix> nawww... thanks Skirmish :D :P
54:00 <Atari> kylie minogue is the princess of cum all ye faithfull
55:00 <druidess> yeah i went to this asian place 
55:00 <georgeandwell> asian catfish
55:00 <shadsam> picard: 14 gay tranny
55:00 <Picard> bit old
55:00 <georgeandwell> druidess was i there/
55:00 <Picard> i prefer a fresh tranny
55:00 <shadsam> chek my site http://www.wikardgames4u.com/swf/760.swf
55:00 <druidess> had grilled salmon with hollandaise
55:00 <Picard> they still get hard 
55:00 <druidess> on top of mash
55:00 <Picard> yuk
55:00 <georgeandwell> any girls want it
55:00 <shadsam> Bellatrix HOWS GET FUCT SOUND
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> kylie is pushing 60
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> the problem with the Holocaust discussion is that it's 99 percent focussed on the Jews
55:00 <shadsam> LOL
55:00 <Atari> kylie is 46
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> not the gypsies and christians and homosexuals, mentally ill, physically disabled
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc
55:00 <Atari> and still she looks 16
55:00 <Atari> she aint old
55:00 <Atari> still looks nice
55:00 <georgeandwell> pussy is pussy...doesnt matter if its a black pussy or white as long as it catches a mouse
56:00 <druidess> asparagus and bok choy
56:00 <druidess> yum
56:00 <ness> stopdruidess thats my fav
56:00 <Picard> hollandaise would spoil the salmon
56:00 <druidess> hehe ness
56:00 <druidess> nope hollandaise rules
56:00 <thestig> picard is correct
56:00 <georgeandwell> i like baby octopus salad
56:00 <thestig> also druidess cant cook
56:00 <shadsam> aNYONE KNOW PHP 
56:00 <druidess> can so¡
56:00 <simba> lmao at thestigs first words in #melbourne in six months being to back up his fellow 40+ Picard
56:00 <simba> what a FAGGOT
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ethnicity plays a  major role in any conflict
56:00 <Skirmish> I think it's because of the disproportionate amount of "victims" when it comes to counting up how many from each group died. 
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> almost bedtime
56:00 <Skirmish> Plus, the jews are a far more organised and vocal bunch when compared to the other minority groups. 
56:00 <Atari> cum 4 kylie
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> im going to war with gummy bears
56:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, thats because Hitler's goal was for a white Ayrian race... however a man who was jewish and brunette managed to have millions of people believe this to be true - that in itself shows amazing leadership.. Not that I in any way agree with what he chose to do.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> too sweet for their own good!
57:00 <shadsam> aNYONE KNOW PHP 
57:00 <druidess> stig is being a dog
57:00 <thestig> loll simba you try hard 
57:00 <georgeandwell> shadsam honestly
57:00 <shadsam> Stigs a tranny
57:00 <georgeandwell> i was over IT 10yrs ago
57:00 <shadsam> lol george
57:00 <Atari> i cant find genuine jelly babies anymore ffs
57:00 <Skirmish> I was having an argument with someone last week when they said "Why did Britain GIVE Israel to the jews".  Well. The jews took it, by force.  They weren't "given" it. 
57:00 <Atari> my girls  want them
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> if he was jewish is speculation really
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> speculated that, what his grandmother or something?
57:00 <Atari> daughters...
57:00 <Atari> gummy bears suck
57:00 <Bellatrix> despite that he was still brunette
58:00 <shadsam> here the birds 
58:00 <georgeandwell> u gotta ask someone under 30 bro
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> php can be a OOP
58:00 <shadsam> yeah my sites for 18 yer olds
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats about all i know
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> it has a api... theres a php.ini on windows
58:00 <faux> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorst tatoo ever
58:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1512658_10201960999960067_1001525310_n.jpg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i try not to use the term race as scientists avoid using it because there's no proof of there being a race gene in biology
58:00 <Atari> and i use to love the chocalate bombs
58:00 <Atari> cant find them
58:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wanna suck me dry
58:00 <Atari> banana candy was cool
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah blond blue eyed boys oh how hot LOL
58:00 <Atari> ewww
58:00 <Bellatrix> despite that he was still brunette
59:00 <faux> looks like someone threw paint at her
59:00 <Picard> simba calling people a faggot when he begged matthew to let him sleep with him lol
59:00 <georgeandwell> i think i was at my IT peak during the ages 18-25
59:00 <shadsam> i got a mad tatt
59:00 <georgeandwell> after that...i lost my technical hardness
59:00 <georgeandwell> and softened
59:00 <shadsam> GRIM REAPER WITH SHOTGUN
59:00 <Atari> blonde guys are ultra ghey
59:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm.. im not so sure i agree with that PandasDontDrive
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get around to reading this novel 'Hitler's Niece' by Ron Hansen
59:00 <Atari> uber ghey
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> its science Bellatrix :P
59:00 <Bellatrix> are you always this irritating Atari?
59:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wanna suck me dry
59:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, doesn't mean i have to agree :P
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup tru tru
59:00 <Serenity> [6:56pm] <PandasDontDrive> im going to war with gummy bears - ill fight your gummy bears with a killer python!
59:00 <Atari> i think the guys in queer as folk were hit
00:00 <georgeandwell> but 7 yrs was a lot of work when u got youthful energy to waste
00:00 <partay> faux finger painting tatt
00:00 <partay> georgeandwell your life is over 
00:00 <georgeandwell> hey that seem gay
00:00 <Atari> hot
00:00 <Bellatrix> let me know what you think of the novel - i might download it
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN ON NOW SEZZ!
00:00 <georgeandwell> my balls are full of cream milk
00:00 <Serenity> YEAH BRING IT M8
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> off to war gummies!
00:00 <Skirmish> FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
00:00 <Atari> queer as folk was a cool series
00:00 <Serenity> ive got a red frogs defence line m8 wot have u got
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow they so tiny and fight like smurfs
00:00 <Atari> lemmings
01:00 <Transmatron> <Picard> simba calling people a faggot when he begged matthew to let him sleep with him lol
01:00 <Transmatron> ROFL
01:00 <Transmatron> really>
01:00 <Transmatron> ?
01:00 <Transmatron> lol ive always suspected simba was gay
01:00 <georgeandwell> do u suspect i am gay
01:00 <partay> simba is the gay
01:00 <faux> youre dumber than you seem Transmatron
01:00 <faux> believes everthing he reads on the internet
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ordered redskins, thought they were real injins, i was wrong
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
01:00 <shadsam> wow they so tiny and fight like smurfs
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Atari> lemmings are the best
01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
01:00 <Serenity> red skins dont taste the same as they used to
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> think there's less skin in them
01:00 <georgeandwell> my milk volcannic shaft is about to spout
01:00 <Atari> they dont make them into thick strips anymore either Serenity
02:00 <simba> matt is in love with me that is teh story
02:00 <simba> jkl would you like me 2 ruin raw for u
02:00 <shadsam> http://www.wikardgames4u.com/swf/968.swf
02:00 <Atari> wagon wheels taste like crap
02:00 <Serenity> you can still get the thick ones here?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
02:00 <Atari> you can order a box
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother has been admitted to hospital with blood sugars
02:00 <Bastardly_One> over
02:00 <Atari> from USA
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for it
02:00 <georgeandwell> format c: 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 50
02:00 <Serenity> you get the little inch long ones here the long ones that are like 3x those and the long flat ones
02:00 <Serenity> here in WA
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she should be dead
02:00 <Atari> would have to order at least a dozen boxes but
03:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
03:00 <shadsam> LALALALALA
03:00 <Atari> i did that
03:00 <Serenity> jesus Bastardly_One thats insane
03:00 <Atari> fucking costed me 350USD
03:00 <Bastardly_One> read that again
03:00 <Bastardly_One> FIFTY!
03:00 <georgeandwell> copy *.* c:\kiddie_porn 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's insane! as you said
03:00 <Serenity> yes we saw
03:00 <Skirmish> Who else used to get the long redskins and mould them onto the outside of your top teeth, slowly licking it to make it last as long as possible ... not realising you were probably driving child molesters crazy doing it? 
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Serenity> YES skirmish
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck? how did she live?
04:00 <shadsam> eek orange cordial
04:00 <shadsam> fruit
04:00 <georgeandwell> is simba a grl
04:00 <simba> yea
04:00 <shadsam> yup nutha transvestite
04:00 <simba> cynthia boggart nice to meet u :~)
04:00 <georgeandwell> TS>?
04:00 <Pieter> I hate that tropical fruit punch cordial
04:00 <shadsam> yes
04:00 <Pieter> Fruit cup
04:00 <Pieter> Whatever it is
04:00 <Transmatron> lol simba too late
04:00 <georgeandwell> w o w
04:00 <Pieter> Its fucking gross
04:00 <shadsam> yea
04:00 <Transmatron> ive watched raw already
04:00 <shadsam> its not to bad
04:00 <Serenity> thats the only way to eat a red skin
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder she was unconscious when found
04:00 <Skirmish> every time we chat Serenity I see more and more evidence we are soul mates. 
04:00 <Atari> you need to suck on a redskin, like a cock
04:00 <Serenity> we're destined to be Skirmish
04:00 <Serenity> one day when we both get divorced
04:00 <Atari> ffs
05:00 <simba> the jokes on u then u downloaded an episode of WWE RAW 
05:00 <Transmatron> yo homosexual ass aint got no more leverage on me no mo foo
05:00 <simba> and loved every minute of watching it
05:00 <simba> that is humiliating
05:00 <shadsam> smoko
05:00 <Transmatron> errrm i always do that every monday night....
05:00 <Transmatron> its my daily life routine
05:00 <Transmatron> wathcin raw
05:00 <Transmatron> how id doing what i absolutely love and enjoy
05:00 <Transmatron> a joke on me?
05:00 <Transmatron> foo
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm hard to do every monday night
05:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the time difference but yeah
05:00 <Transmatron> tuesday
05:00 <Atari> i just break it in half and chew it
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant WAIT to be divorced
05:00 <Skirmish> Well hurry up and get divorced and I can skip getting married in the first place! 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> then have make ups sex 
05:00 <Serenity> haha
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill put heaps of lipstick on
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> l(
05:00 <Serenity> i like sherbies
05:00 <Bellatrix> you're married PandasDontDrive?
05:00 <Serenity> they are yum
05:00 <Atari> Serenity, remember sunny boys >
05:00 <Atari> ?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no way bella!
05:00 <Serenity> yeah you can still buy sunnyboys
05:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
06:00 <simba> its tuesday
06:00 <Transmatron> ^
06:00 <simba> the jokes still on u
06:00 <Transmatron> ive alreay beat u to it
06:00 <simba> to what
06:00 <The_Baron> fruit cup = whatever hasn't completely rotted on the packing floor
06:00 <simba> typing tuesday?
06:00 <simba> good one
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <shadsam> HERE YA GO GOERGE
06:00 <shadsam> http://www.wikardgames4u.com/swf/Mr%20Georges.swf
06:00 <Transmatron> lol if u consider me watchinf wwe RAW - something that i absolutely love passionately with all my life
06:00 <Transmatron> then well
06:00 <Transmatron> go right aheadf
06:00 <Serenity> at coles
06:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm anyways
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you can still get sunnyboys
06:00 <Atari> love em
06:00 <Bastardly_One> at the supermarket
06:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
06:00 <Bellatrix> i think its time for bed ... another chaotic day tomorrow
06:00 <Serenity> we had freeza's here in perth
06:00 <Serenity> they were better than sunnyboys
06:00 <Atari> and i still love paddle pops
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> when im married im sure the girl will tell me, ill be sooo hungover ;D
06:00 <georgeandwell> if i stick an icy pop in my arse
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini
06:00 <Atari> aint had a paddle pop in years
06:00 <Serenity> RAINBOW paddlepop or gtfo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> chocolate paddle pops RULE
06:00 <Atari> yup
06:00 <Serenity> chocolate billabong
06:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
07:00 <Transmatron> ur opinions cannot change me heart and soul
07:00 <Transmatron> good luck with trying though
07:00 <Skrotus> I used to get the sunnyboy showbag
07:00 <Atari> then their is sherbet sticks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> chocolate paddle pop or gtfo
07:00 <Skirmish> That moment when you have your first Drumstick and feel like you've grown up because they were always what your parents ate when you were having a paddle pop.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> manga
07:00 <Atari> snort some of that shit
07:00 <Serenity> hahaha Skirmish
07:00 <megamanga> hi
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> today i fought Goku irl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true Skirmish
07:00 <Serenity> i havent had a drumstick for years
07:00 <shadsam> wow they so tiny and fight like smurfs...
07:00 <Atari> Serenity, but my utlimate is PEZ
07:00 <Skirmish> I had one last night after my pepperoni pizza. 
07:00 <megamanga> a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
07:00 <Skirmish> Pez is and always will be stupid. 
07:00 <Skrotus> mmmm pepperoni pizza
08:00 <shadsam> http://www.wikardgames4u.com/swf/5miles2go.swf
08:00 <Atari> walt disney series PEZ
08:00 <Serenity> yeah i never got into pez
08:00 <megamanga> star trek pez
08:00 <megamanga> i havent even opened the box, pez is yuck
08:00 <Ben> OK back
08:00 <Bastardly_One> star war pez
08:00 <Serenity> my kids have a collection of angry birds and nintendo pez tho
08:00 <Atari> i still have the whole collection from 1972 of PEZ disney
08:00 <Atari> perfect condition
08:00 <Bellatrix> thats sad Atari
08:00 <Skirmish> ^
08:00 <megamanga> i bet you slay heaps of pussy with that collection
08:00 <Atari> well my mum saved them for me
08:00 <Skirmish> lol
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> What.. Im back
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i eat bambis mother for fucking breakfast!
09:00 <shadsam> LIKE NASCAR RACING
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <simba> loved passionately with all my life
09:00 <shadsam> LOL
09:00 <simba> u r a funny troller
09:00 <shadsam> WORD TO THE G
09:00 <shadsam> G HOMIE
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
09:00 <Skirmish> Do you have them in the basement of your parents house along with your computer and futon bed? 
09:00 <Atari> she gave them to me in 2002
09:00 <megamanga> havent eaten venison yet
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i had to shave my pubes
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh bro venison is yum yum yum
09:00 <Skrotus> don't think I've ever had venison either
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> have it viet style
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the chick im seeing likes it shaved
09:00 <Atari> and i was like WOH
09:00 <Atari> WTF
09:00 <megamanga> its one of the few meats i havent tried
09:00 <Skirmish> Are you high on drugs Atari? 
09:00 <Atari> now they must be worth a small fortune those pez
10:00 <Transmatron> ppl love cricket, footy, basketball, soccer etc passionately, some base their whole lives around it
10:00 <shadsam> GOOLASH
10:00 <Transmatron> i happen to feel this way about wrestling
10:00 <Transmatron> wats so strange about it
10:00 <The_Baron> he has a point there, spectator sports are all equally dumb to watch
10:00 <shadsam> list
10:00 <megamanga> every time i join some guy is off his rocker
10:00 <megamanga> every fucking time
10:00 <Atari> never taken drugs
10:00 <Skirmish> Just trying to work out why you're trying so damn hard to stay current in the conversation. 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJKAKAKAHHAHAHAHA
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> bella is a legent!
10:00 <Skrotus> Atari is just drunk and senile
10:00 <Atari> maybe sometimes alchohol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> legend*
10:00 <Atari> but just that
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drugs are for jews
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> MERRY JOSHMAS
10:00 <Atari> alcohol
10:00 <megamanga> fuck i gotta get xmas presents still
10:00 <Skirmish> lol Skrotus I think that is probably the worst thing I have ever seen you say about someone. 
10:00 <Atari> alchohol
10:00 <megamanga> like... everything for the mrs
10:00 <megamanga> fak
10:00 <Atari> whatever
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> cricket, footy, basketball, soccer are all competitive team sports in a different field to entertainment wrestling though
11:00 <georgeandwell> where is adrian
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not sport ... it's sports entertainment
11:00 <The_Baron> well there was a lot of fixing going on in the footy
11:00 <The_Baron> so it aint that far off
11:00 <georgeandwell> ne girls wana bang while on extact
11:00 <Atari> snort some sugar
11:00 <megamanga> you wun sum fuk georgeandwell 
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Atari shouldnt u upgrade to a PS3 ?
11:00 <Atari> i bought the ps4
11:00 <megamanga> i'm the only person on site at work until 7am
11:00 <megamanga> life is good
11:00 <georgeandwell> i want a girl to inject heroin in me with i jizz
11:00 <Atari> hate xbox
12:00 <The_Baron> but it's ALL a form of entertainment
12:00 <simba> and it could b all fixed
12:00 <The_Baron> no one watches this shit coz their lives depend on it
12:00 <simba> thanks for the sobering reality im going to commit suicide
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron does
12:00 <thestig> simba is raging that his english cricket team got smashed
12:00 <megamanga> you should stick a 10mm syringe up your asshole full of heroin
12:00 <megamanga> muppet
12:00 <Skirmish> Now tell us WHY you hate xbox you fanboy. 
12:00 <megamanga> excuse me Skirmish 
12:00 <georgeandwell> lol
12:00 <megamanga> bow downbefore your glorious pc master race
12:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrr
12:00 <Atari> xbox is going completly online, and in future no way to play offline
12:00 <Atari> it sucks
12:00 <Skirmish> I was talking to Atari. They HATE xbox ... I want to know why. 
12:00 <Atari> ps4 aint like that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> his life revolves around the WWE
13:00 <shadsam> http://www.wikardgames4u.com/swf/Global%20Rage.swf
13:00 <thestig> he will go out and buy new yoga pants for goodluck
13:00 <Transmatron> ^ Bastardly_One
13:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't give a shit, does Australia winning back the ashes make weed cheaper?!
13:00 <The_Baron> NO!!
13:00 <The_Baron> so what do I give a fuck
13:00 <Transmatron> wwe is my life
13:00 <thestig> lol
13:00 <shadsam> LOL
13:00 <simba> ....lmao thestig u are so fucken old now man, i dont even like cricket, i dislike cricket
13:00 <simba> i cant believe how old thestig is 
13:00 <simba> pipes in with the oldest comment 
13:00 <simba> like an old man
13:00 <simba> and im not fucken english!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <Atari> ps4 you got option to make it completly offline
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <Atari> and not get nagged either
13:00 <Atari> like xbox
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> bullshit atari
13:00 <Atari> i got the ps4
13:00 <Atari> options 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont have to be online
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know what you're talking about.
14:00 <thestig> lollll more simba lies
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> what the fuck
14:00 <simba> how old do u wanna seem
14:00 <Atari> xbox you still get nagged with 360
14:00 <Atari> and with xbox one
14:00 <Atari> to go online
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i still havent completed dawn in halo4 in easy mode
14:00 <georgeandwell> n e grl wana dry fist me
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox introduced online console gaming
14:00 <Skirmish> I will send you a picture of my penis AND $50 via paypal if you ban Atari Serenity.
14:00 <Skirmish> Loooong ban. Until at least Friday morning. 
14:00 <Atari> i am formatting my xbox 360 anyway to use it for linux
14:00 <Atari> it is shit
15:00 <thestig> your rambling doesnt even make sense lollll
15:00 <thestig> your pants too tight son
15:00 <simba> terrible
15:00 <simba> youre on pollock level
15:00 <The_Baron> nah young people wear tight pants
15:00 <The_Baron> old people wear them up to their nipples
15:00 <shadsam> lol
15:00 <thestig> lol simba you say that to everyone who makes you look stupid
15:00 <megamanga> she wouldnt even go with a picture of me teabagging her facebook dp...
15:00 <megamanga> for free
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> 360 rocks
15:00 <Atari> amen PandasDontDrive
15:00 <Atari> versatile the 360
15:00 <Atari> mod it easily
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
15:00 <Atari> spend some bucks and a geek will install linux on it for you
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> write a exbox virus
16:00 <thestig> 1996 called they want their troll back
16:00 <The_Baron> http://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-content/uploads/man-tight-jeans.jpg
16:00 <simba> now those pants are just ridiculous
16:00 <The_Baron> though if young people keep wearing them this tight, we can finally rid humanity
16:00 <The_Baron> :D
16:00 <The_Baron> :P
16:00 <megamanga> its pretty easy
16:00 <megamanga> all you do is bend the prongs on a fork and stick it into a power point
16:00 <Atari> cant be fucked doing it myself
16:00 <Atari> would prefer to pay
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha thats it
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> piss a few gamers off
17:00 <simba> i would prefer my fucken jeans to be tighter, i think they would make my butt look better dont you thestig
17:00 <simba> remember those ass pics i sent you
17:00 <Picard> simba is still ranting?
17:00 <simba> i'm talking about my nudes now
17:00 <simba> you never saw them
17:00 <simba> jelly i think
17:00 <Atari> give it to charity ffs
17:00 <Atari> some kid will love it
17:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
17:00 <Atari> i still have atari 2600 unopened in box, mint condition
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bbs Serenity boobs are in the way
18:00 <thestig> oh you still going lolll
18:00 <Picard> why would a straight man want his butt to look good in jeans?
18:00 <Transmatron> your just jelous your too fat to ever wear tight jeans like those
18:00 <simba> to impress the ladies?
18:00 <thestig> i get up for a minute and simba rages away
18:00 <simba> how else do you get women
18:00 <Picard> tim impress matthew
18:00 <Transmatron> yeah
18:00 <thestig> ITS ONLY IRC MAN HAHAHA
18:00 <simba> i was taught you use your ass
18:00 <Transmatron> women do check out mens butts
18:00 <Picard> to*
18:00 <Picard> ffs ive been gone 15 minutes and the cunt still rages
18:00 <Transmatron> if u are truly straight, then u would want to attract the opposite sex
18:00 <simba> man i apologise to Picard
18:00 <Transmatron> and u do that
18:00 <simba> thestig is so much older than him
18:00 <Transmatron> by having good looking butts
18:00 <simba> thestig is just retarded but Picard can converse
18:00 <Atari> not a scratch on 2600
18:00 <megamanga> ...
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same same.. most ull get is $150
18:00 <megamanga> tell us more about how much pussy you slay
18:00 <Atari> and Atari ST computer
18:00 <Serenity> fuck off.
18:00 <Atari> joust
19:00 <The_Baron> I used to get women the old fashioned way....too much alcohol and bad judgement
19:00 <thestig> aww poor simba needs alies lol
19:00 <Atari> re
19:00 <megamanga> joust a fork into a power socket
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
19:00 <megamanga> ah sheet
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am SO doing that
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause it wont do shit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <megamanga> a fork?
19:00 <megamanga> it will kill you
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u tryin to lite a ciggie megamanga ?
20:00 <Transmatron> ikr Picard
20:00 <Transmatron> simba is crazy
20:00 <Picard> simba is a moron
20:00 <couleurs> crasy sexy cool
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Transmatron> agreed Picard
20:00 <Picard> he was rejected by matthew and he has never been the same
20:00 <thestig> simba had a boyfriend once, they went well together. But he left because simba thought watching liverpool play soccer was more important then having a shower once a week
20:00 <Transmatron> lol
20:00 <Transmatron> wat a saddo
20:00 <Transmatron> simba is such a sadcase
20:00 <megamanga> i dont smoke, no time when you're straight up gangsta
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> put toilet paper round the metal
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mac guyer goes to jail
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea nigga
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> real gangsta ass niggas dont run for shit 
21:00 <simba> my boyfriend watches liverpool games with me 
21:00 <simba> i mean girlfriend
21:00 <Picard> 0wned faggot
21:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
21:00 <couleurs> lol
21:00 <faux> ownt.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause real gangsta ass niggas cant run fast
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> run gordon its the police man
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHA WiLd_TuRkeY
21:00 <megamanga> can we bring some sanity to the conversation
22:00 <simba> i wonder if they can come up with anything else funny
22:00 <couleurs> maeby
22:00 <The_Baron> Pwned, 0wned, Ownt, Owned = the only victory I have during the day is one that has no real relevance or impact in my life
22:00 <Serenity> boobs
22:00 <megamanga> gif us a gander
22:00 <georgeandwell> r u guys faggot masters
22:00 <Serenity> giz a look
22:00 <Picard> http://imgur.com/S5nq6CO
22:00 <megamanga> gizalookdarl
22:00 <georgeandwell> anyone know what temp tomorrow is?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it does for them
23:00 <The_Baron> I said REAL relevance
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they go to sleep masturbating about interet trolling
23:00 <megamanga> 41 deg
23:00 <georgeandwell> wow
23:00 <georgeandwell> hot
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 40 .. go sit in a hot car
23:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
23:00 <Picard> georgeandwell where are u?
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> katatonic_kate baby
23:00 <megamanga> much hot, many temperature
23:00 <Atari> going to beach tommorow
23:00 <Atari> fuck that
23:00 <georgeandwell> melburn
23:00 <katatonic_kate> hai
23:00 <Atari> need salt
23:00 <katatonic_kate> sup
23:00 <Atari> i want to douse in salt
23:00 <Atari> and dry off salty
23:00 <Atari> leave the salt on me for a day
23:00 <Atari> good for body cleansin
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *internet
24:00 <The_Baron> beating someone in an argument on IRC is not gonna make ur rent cheaper or get u poontang
24:00 <Transmatron> get off ya high horse Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just jealous because you can't get on a horse wheelie boy
24:00 <simba> i dont think theres any argument just a few old guys and their keyboards
24:00 <Transmatron> hey hows that haircut comin along b1?
24:00 <megamanga> you could just tongue my balls
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to be able to fast travel irl
24:00 <Picard> 42 here
24:00 <Picard> then 43 friday
24:00 <Atari> willy beach is fucking dirty sadly but... used to be pristine clear waters when i was a child
24:00 <megamanga> i thought i was the only person on site
25:00 <thestig> simba is a disgrace to the leb race
25:00 <Transmatron> of yah u lost all ya hair due to ya old ass age.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I rode my high horse all the way up to my ivory tower
25:00 <Picard> simba can you tell me why u prefer a guys cock in your arse to fucking a vag
25:00 <Transmatron> with your hair flowing in the wind?
25:00 <Transmatron> oh yeah thats right, ur 50
25:00 <The_Baron> did u run into any tall poppies on the way, Bastardly_One?
25:00 <Transmatron> so u have no hair anymore
25:00 <Serenity> mmm guys cocks in my arse
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> altona beach
25:00 <Atari> i remember williamstown beach in the 70's had heaps of coral
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i bet theres jhelly fish
25:00 <Atari> now no sea life
25:00 <Atari> all dead
25:00 <georgeandwell> i jacked off at the beach
25:00 <Atari> they poisoned the shores
25:00 <georgeandwell> now its pulluted forever
26:00 <Serenity> yeah. thats right
26:00 <simba> man it took a while for him to think of that one
26:00 <simba> and it was just about cocks in asses 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, yes and I chopped them all down with my cutting wit
26:00 <Picard> Serenity sorry for turning u on
26:00 <Serenity> its ok
26:00 <Serenity> ill go have a cold shower
26:00 <Atari> the fucking factorys dumped shit in the maribyrnong river for years. toxins
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> georgeandwell hows ur car going?
26:00 <Atari> even the govt
26:00 <Atari> the govt admitted it
26:00 <Atari> it all goes into the bay
27:00 <Picard> ok
27:00 <The_Baron> what did someone mention cake
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <Atari> who the fuck eats the fish that come from that bay
27:00 <Atari> it is a shit hole
27:00 <Atari> even hobsons bay
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go fishing in japan 
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> where the nuclear plant was
27:00 <Atari> i love fishing
27:00 <Atari> we got a 36fty
28:00 <Atari> we go to wilson prom
28:00 <Atari> fuck that
28:00 <Atari> open waters 
28:00 <Pieter> Nitey nite peopl who are beneith me
28:00 <Atari> port phillip bay aint open waters
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite
28:00 <Pieter> NteL)
28:00 <Atari> port bay is a sewer
28:00 <Atari> gigantic sewer
29:00 <Atari> and nobody knows that
29:00 <Atari> fucking media
30:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFN4Bb7wcog
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac_Lake Berrysea.avi (Feb 10, 2011) 4:41 - Category: Entertainment - 20,669 views - 60 likes (95.2%), 3 dislikes (4.8%)
30:00 <Atari> but i still swim at willy beach and altona
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why dont u go to geelong and the surf coast like touray
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> jan jac
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or phillip island
30:00 <Atari> geelong is same shit
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> east - west
30:00 <Atari> even dromana and sorrento
30:00 <georgeandwell> i need to buy some viagra
30:00 <Atari> need to go bass open
30:00 <Atari> bass strait
31:00 <Atari> portsea or lorne is great
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Utopia is on
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo 3 eps then ace french movie
31:00 <Atari> what channel ?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sbs 2
31:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive got a vid for u
31:00 <Skirmish> Had to go check cannons ... did Serenity get her boobs out? 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool conspiracy show
31:00 <Atari> wats it about ?
31:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1444817929074961&set=vb.1432555913634496&type=2&theater
31:00 <Mew> check it out
32:00 <Atari> ricky gervais is the best
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Mew :)
32:00 <Calin> Mew i lasted about two seconds
32:00 <Calin> what in the fuck was that
32:00 <Atari> fuck this mac keyboard is hard to use
32:00 <Atari> getting use to it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> this famous cult manuscript and the ppl it brings together thatre persured by baddies  
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Network
32:00 <Skirmish> How is it any harder than a normal keyboard? 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> theyre called
32:00 <Skirmish> I find mac keyboards are actually better to use. 
32:00 <Atari> mac keyboard costed me 70 bucks, but i love it
33:00 <Atari> it runs on windows at least
33:00 <reckoner> excellent video Mew 
33:00 <Skirmish> Atari has to be Chris. 
33:00 <Atari> i am typing better on it
33:00 <Atari> i am not chris
33:00 <Atari> my name is bill
33:00 <Atari> and i am greek
33:00 <Skirmish> You're his twin then. 
33:00 <Calin> bill shit
33:00 <Mew> thx reckoner
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I find you are all getting better at communicating your msg
34:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1472830_800879843261672_2077835564_n.jpg
34:00 <couleurs> u bloodey mongrel
34:00 <Skirmish> Random bullshit no one even gives a fuck about is your speciality Atari. Just like Chris. 
34:00 <reckoner> wish i was that whores
34:00 <reckoner> Lol Get It
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont load Mew
34:00 <Atari> wtf
34:00 <Atari> Skirmish, what the fuck is the problem ? i dont troll, or abuse people ever
34:00 <Skirmish> So from now on ... you will be Chris 2.0. 
35:00 <Mew> hahaha you cant unsee it pandas
35:00 <Skirmish> How the FUCK did I get a pimple on the inside of my ear! 
36:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQn6T8mx_w
36:00 <Calin> forwardsfromgrandma
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zodiac - Hurdy Gurdy Man (Dec 6, 2008) 3:16 - Category: Music - 11,886 views - 51 likes (96.2%), 2 dislikes (3.8%)
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive been looking at the letters Mew all day at www.mewbies.com
36:00 <Atari> stick a knife in your ear, and take it out
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://bestsoylatte.blogspot.com.au/
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what game I should play?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> how cool is the chicks world map ink on her wrist
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant unsee it
36:00 <Serenity> HOLY FUCK MEW
36:00 <Serenity> WTFFFFFFFFF
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its good i didnt see it?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> I missed the link ... what are we looking at?
37:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1444817929074961&set=vb.1432555913634496&type=2&theater
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id look but i blew my bandwidth
37:00 <Serenity> what im most concerned about that vid
37:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Goddess!
37:00 <Serenity> is how EASY it went in
37:00 <Serenity> .
37:00 <Skirmish> Won't load for me. Flash player required. 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
37:00 <georgeandwell> hi
37:00 <Bastardly_One> now you mention it sezz
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fair concernt
38:00 <Picard> well this is fun
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *concern
38:00 <Serenity> RIGHT???
38:00 <Serenity> O.O
38:00 <Serenity> fuck.
38:00 <Atari> use linux lamer
38:00 <Mew> kinky kenneth
39:00 <partay> pictard stfu
39:00 <prehensory> Hahahah.
39:00 <Serenity> just some dude randomly having sex with a horse Skirmish
39:00 <Serenity> n that big giant horse cock slides on in like a lubed up fat man down a water slide
39:00 <MadScientist> -.-
39:00 <MadScientist> o.o
40:00 <Transmatron> partay
40:00 <Transmatron> next time u say that to Picard again
40:00 <Transmatron> you're gona get hurt mate.
40:00 <partay> hi fred-bear
40:00 <Atari> i cant believe they killed winamp
40:00 <Maurice> I know I'm going to regret looking, but I'm gonna click it anyway
40:00 <Mew> garn
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen sgt-splode
40:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 17 weeks 4 days 16 minutes ago (17.08. 21:24) stating "Quit: I want to meet myself in the year 2000 and tell him to fuck that hooker with razor-slashes all over herself, because #yolo" after spending 1 hour 3 minutes there.
41:00 <partay> another personality change ?
41:00 <Serenity> oh no..
41:00 <Serenity> Transmatron is jkl
41:00 <Picard> partgay another cock smoker like simba
41:00 <Serenity> im partgay
41:00 <Serenity> WHAT OF IT
41:00 <Picard> hows the arse partgay?
41:00 <Atari> i want to download all the winamp skins that ever came out
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> almost half a yur
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a vid of a guy doing that who died
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish we cant see it
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> grr
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the horse impaled him ... literally
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Atari
41:00 <Skirmish> Missing nothing if it's horse porn. 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> HORSE SEX
41:00 <Atari> anyone know if their is a huge zip of winamp skins out there ?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
41:00 <Skirmish> Horse Porn is the label for my 5GHz wireless network at home. 
41:00 <Serenity> winamp sucks
41:00 <Skirmish> It hurts when I.P is my 2.4 one. 
42:00 <Transmatron> lol @ partgay
42:00 <The_Baron> still running the homophobic schtick
42:00 <partay> pictard hahah a lot smaller than your barge arse
42:00 <The_Baron> I believe you all protesteth too much
42:00 <thestig> you look at picards ass?
42:00 <Maurice> Well then
42:00 <Atari> winamp wont exist next year
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> was it a chick fucking herself with a horse cock
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why bloat winamp even more with skins?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and blowing it?
42:00 <buddha> new place
42:00 <Atari> they stopped winamp
42:00 <Maurice> He's probably lucky it's only a small horse or he'd end up like Mr Hands
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause Adema posted that in ps3 ages ago
42:00 <Atari> they might make a final winamp 6
42:00 <Atari> but that is it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck it been hours im havin a cig
42:00 <Serenity> who sits there one day and thinks
42:00 <Excessive> use foobar2000, written by the ppl that left winamp
43:00 <Picard> partgay does is appears
43:00 <simba> y isnt Picard banned
43:00 <The_Baron> u can only get banned if u directly piss off an op
43:00 <The_Baron> :P
43:00 <partay> partay2000
43:00 <simba> yea
43:00 <Serenity> man im bored. im gonna go fuck a horse
43:00 <Maurice> Its disturbing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> some horse fucker
43:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
43:00 <Bastardly_One> duh!
43:00 <Maurice> If I wanted something that blew that quick, I'd look up an ex
43:00 <Skirmish> Sick twisted people with video cameras and internet access. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
43:00 <Serenity> LOL
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, B1 creepy story time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> on the subject of beasty sex
44:00 <partay> pictard get that tattoo
44:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=agT2GVNQjao#t=24
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't do crack (Apr 28, 2007) 0:55 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,625,342 views - 5,452 likes (96.8%), 180 dislikes (3.2%)
44:00 <Serenity> id i ban picard
44:00 <The_Baron> LOL
44:00 <Serenity> i ban all of you
44:00 <Serenity> what would you prefer
44:00 <Picard> simba why would i be banned?
44:00 <thestig> she wouldnt ban simba lol
44:00 <Picard> im the entertainment here
44:00 <thestig> PROTECTED 
44:00 <Atari> thanks man
44:00 <Atari> did not know that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have an ex who ran me up one day to say she just got fined on a beach in Bris
44:00 <Atari> foobar
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for having sex with her boxer
44:00 <Excessive> there's no beast in bestiality Bastardly_One
44:00 <Atari> foobar is cool
44:00 <buddha> at new place
44:00 <Atari> thanks for telling me
44:00 <buddha> cooking dinner
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't stop laughing at her
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then later on I was grossed out
45:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't give a shit tbh Serenity
45:00 <Serenity> why would simba be protected
45:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking dick splash
45:00 <Picard> ban him just so we can hear him cry :)
45:00 <simba> stfu
45:00 <Picard> its fun when he rages in pm
45:00 <Transmatron> lol
45:00 <simba> why would you pretend i do that
45:00 <simba> do i have to paste your logs
45:00 <thestig> well simba does all the trolling here so he must be protected
45:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for sharing that Excessive and evening
45:00 <Excessive> lo
45:00 <buddha> yeah yeah
45:00 <buddha> fucken midget room this one
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how's the data mining going?
45:00 <buddha> more like migrating from murry plains to syd cbd
45:00 <Excessive> goin ok still
46:00 <simba> you spamming me with "no rage here" lol
46:00 <Transmatron> ooooh hes threatning to paste logs now
46:00 <Transmatron> lol @ legit angry
46:00 <The_Baron> hahaha you call that trolling
46:00 <Transmatron> ah simba
46:00 <Transmatron> dont change mate
46:00 <Serenity> no ones been banned here for ages unless its by the flood script or chris
46:00 <simba> no he doesnt call that trolling hes just being thestig
46:00 <thestig> 1PASTEBIN IT FAGGOT
46:00 <Excessive> got abt 150 bux worth again
46:00 <Serenity> do you just get so desperate one day you think hmm.. animal sex.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck is buddha besides some fat brass cunt sold in cheap asian shops?
46:00 <Serenity> its beehh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno Serenity ... I'd say with her it might of been the taboo factor
46:00 <Maurice> I dunno, Serenity, sometimes we've fucked like animals
46:00 <Maurice> ;)
46:00 <Serenity> reoww
46:00 <buddha> simba is not on chatting cause this village is on fire
47:00 <simba> ok good idea
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <The_Baron> I sometimes wonder why anyone comes here anymore
47:00 <The_Baron> u all clearly revile each other
47:00 <Serenity> like i said i ban people i get sooked at im killing the chan. dont ban people you guys sook about that too
47:00 <simba> u
47:00 <Serenity> just dont care
47:00 <The_Baron> or ur all buddy buddy one day and OMFG u showed my cock pic the next
47:00 <The_Baron> fuck this shit
47:00 <simba> we're waiting for Serenitys nudes
47:00 <Serenity> LOL The_Baron so true
47:00 <simba> Serenity that doesnt really happen.... you cant just generalise like that
47:00 <simba> if you ban the obvious trolls nobody complains
47:00 <buddha> started by him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's clearly beehhh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> with his simba obsession
47:00 <Serenity> simba isnt even talking
47:00 <buddha> everytime he goes mirza this mirza that fuck my arse
47:00 <Serenity> SHUT THE FUCK UP
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Dont get simba started
47:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... back to the subject
47:00 <doctor> i laughed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say it's the taboo factor
48:00 <simba> except them, but you ignore them and its over
48:00 <MadScientist> hi simba how are you
48:00 <Serenity> well it does happen
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <The_Baron> and sheesh, chris and beagle aren't here anymore
48:00 <The_Baron> I think they actually had a balancing effect
48:00 <simba> not really
48:00 <thestig> simba is an obvious troll
48:00 <MadScientist> ^
48:00 <simba> like i said if you ban the trolls people wont complain and you can work on getting the channel moving again
48:00 <The_Baron> there's only a finite amount of retardedness on austnet
48:00 <simba> if you just pretend that "everyone will complain" nothing will happen
48:00 <The_Baron> and chris and beagle were monopolising on it
48:00 <The_Baron> now it's spread out more evenly
48:00 <Serenity> if i ban the trolls i ban you
48:00 <buddha> i heard ur divorced lately
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm into that BDSM stuff and that covers a lot of sicko ground
48:00 <buddha> hi doctor my buddy
48:00 <doctor> hey dd lad
48:00 <Serenity> yes but BDSM isnt fucking a horse
48:00 <Serenity> or a dog
48:00 <Maurice> You need hard limits
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so taboo to someone might be ok to someone else
48:00 <Maurice> Hell, you even need soft ones
48:00 <Maurice> Not anything goes limits
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree I'm saying I agree
48:00 <doctor> the pony was having the time of its life
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what is BSDM
48:00 <doctor> clearly the work of satan
48:00 <Serenity> mmm bdsm
48:00 <Serenity> i mean..
49:00 <Picard> serenity is a great op
49:00 <Transmatron> lol
49:00 <simba> not without reason
49:00 <Transmatron> simba just got ownt.
49:00 <Picard> and she has nice boobies  :P
49:00 <Serenity> i need a reason now? ok so you either want the trolls banned or not
49:00 <simba> at least start with kicks i guess
49:00 <simba> start somewhere
49:00 <thestig> sezz is prewrty 
49:00 <Serenity> weirdos
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but you asked the motivation and I say that's the motivation ... the doing something you shouldn't ... the taboo
49:00 <Maurice> What freaks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously need to ask a beasty lover
49:00 <Serenity> if ya wanna do something you shouldnt go bone your cousin or something
49:00 <Serenity> not a fkn dog
49:00 <Bastardly_One> never given it too much thought except ... oooooooooooook
49:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yah but what about those chicks that let the dog do them?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking from that angle
50:00 <simba> Serenity... this isnt about me wanting anything...
50:00 <Serenity> of course it is
50:00 <Picard> simba is crying, again
50:00 <simba> see 
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <thestig> i was looking at sezz's pics today
50:00 <simba> there are 3 trolls rn
50:00 <thestig> while i was having lunch
50:00 <simba> interrupting this conversation
50:00 <Serenity> WHY STIGLETTE
50:00 <thestig> was like i was having lunch with her
50:00 <thestig> STF SIMBA 
50:00 <thestig> U
50:00 <Serenity> thats romance
50:00 <MadScientist> lol @ troll calling ppl trolls
50:00 <Transmatron> stop being a lil biotch simba
50:00 <Serenity> its gotta be some kind of mental disorder
50:00 <Bastardly_One> guys sometimes any hole is a goal ...
50:00 <Serenity> dog doesnt care
50:00 <Skirmish> There are people in the world that fall in love with objects ... like toasters and iphones etc. 
50:00 <Serenity> its going back to its mates sayin
50:00 <Skirmish> It's a weird world we live in. 
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you should go on sunrise and talk about ur sex life
50:00 <Serenity> MAN i tapped a fucking HUMAN today
50:00 <Serenity> how baller and I
50:00 <Maurice> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> am I
50:00 <doctor> if they want their innards torn to shreds that's their issue
51:00 <Transmatron> or should i call u nala?
51:00 <Serenity> im not banning anyone so just dont worry about it
51:00 <The_Baron> I wish I had gotten the Super Mario Brothers Super show now
51:00 <The_Baron> *sigh*
51:00 <simba> oh yea i forgot to do the paste bin
51:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,369 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
51:00 <Serenity> you're all as bad as each other imo
51:00 <Maurice> 'And she was fucking loose as, didnt touch the sides'
51:00 <Bastardly_One> balla am I yo!
51:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone really say "baller"?  Even a dog ... 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
51:00 <Bastardly_One> most of them are BBW
51:00 <Skirmish> Maybe girls like fucking dogs because they have small barbs on their penis. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed ... those into ... puppy love
51:00 <Maurice> :/
51:00 <Skirmish> They enjoy the barbs? 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, do you know there's an animal dildo site?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there is
52:00 <Bastardly_One> YEAH!
52:00 <Troll-La-La-La-LA> COCK SALad your fACe lAdy blaaaHHHHHH
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all be ASHAMED of yourselves
52:00 <Serenity> if i ban one I ban all of you. takes 69 down to about 50. and no chat. im not getting blamed for that. if the owners of this place want it cleaned up they can make an appearance and do it themselves
52:00 <Troll-La-La-La-LA> I'm A TROLL-LOL-LOL_lol lol
52:00 <partay> Serenity but when it comes down to it... you have fabulous norks 
52:00 <Serenity> i really do partay
52:00 <Troll-La-La-La-LA> cunt cunt cunt cunt Pieter injects meth with his needle dick
52:00 <thestig> BAN EM ALL
52:00 <Bastardly_One> except me ... I can't be banned
52:00 <thestig> so it is just you and me
52:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,369 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> google that shit
52:00 <Maurice> O
52:00 <Maurice> Er
52:00 <Maurice> I'd rather not
52:00 <Bastardly_One> dildos of different animals
52:00 <buddha> very small room to wank
52:00 <Serenity> Skirmish baller is.. baller. how dare you
52:00 <Serenity> isnt it cats that have barbs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... what about those that like giving dogs oral?
53:00 <Serenity> just me an youuu
53:00 <The_Baron> but yeah none of you are trolls
53:00 <thestig> and you and me
53:00 <The_Baron> just face facts, ur just really annoying people
53:00 <thestig> SO HAPPY TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
53:00 <partay> Serenity ive seen your norks so i agree with you
53:00 <The_Baron> u spend most of ur time here coz no one irl could be fucked
53:00 <Serenity> have you?
53:00 <Serenity> thats alright
53:00 <Serenity> most people have
53:00 <buddha> dinners ready....aussie broccoli, american celery, kiwi peas, australian meatball, and cameron highland tomatoes
53:00 <doctor> How would the barbs work?
53:00 <Skirmish> Maybe ... I don't really keep up to scratch with information I hear about animal genitalia. 
53:00 <Serenity> yeah its cats with barbs
53:00 <buddha> with maggie stock n maggie noodle
53:00 <Serenity> dogs have that lock and lock thing
53:00 <Excessive> http://translate.google.com/#ro/en/buda
53:00 <Serenity> cat sex is basically rape
53:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <The_Baron> I haven't
54:00 <thestig> NASA has pictures of them from the ISS
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <The_Baron> but it's oright, they probably are just average and these guys are saying they are awesome coz they haven't seen a naked woman beyond 1080dpi
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <thestig> 1080?
54:00 <Serenity> nah theyre pretty fabulous
54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
54:00 <Bastardly_One> prove it
54:00 <Serenity> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Penis-cat.jpg
54:00 <doctor> yeah animals love to rape
54:00 <buddha> 70million jackpot won by someone from labrador
54:00 <Skirmish> Roosters rape chickens. 
54:00 <buddha> dad chopped my genital
55:00 <The_Baron> I knew someone would say that ^^
55:00 <partay> although i prefer small and perky 
55:00 <The_Baron> but yeah u should, because the internet is all about breast exposure
55:00 <thestig> small and perky is for faggots
55:00 <thestig> BIG AND BOUNCY SON 
55:00 <buddha> by some butchers
55:00 <doctor> reminds me of pearly penis papules
55:00 <buddha> i dont go to hookers
55:00 <buddha> savings for him
55:00 <Serenity> CAT penis
56:00 <Picard> he is a faggot
56:00 <thestig> i know lol
56:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,369 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
56:00 <Serenity> (hopes The_Baron knows im just talking shit)
56:00 <buddha> china should introduce circumsized
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> erg think ill go bed early
56:00 <Bastardly_One> changing the subject because I wandered off and as a result my mind wandered
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> got to bed 7am
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you actually still be alive with a sugar reading of 50?
56:00 <buddha> google some ts penis Bastardly_One then
57:00 <thestig> probably doesnt
57:00 <thestig> he does call himself The_Baron after all
57:00 <Bastardly_One> normal is around 6ish yeah?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> some TS Elliot
57:00 <doctor> never trust science
57:00 <Excessive> ask Jackie Bastardly_One, she'd know
57:00 <buddha> veggie price about to soar so is the fuel price
57:00 <doctor> technically, i should be dead
58:00 <partay> big fat tits are good for fucking.. not good for sucking
58:00 <wolfy> this underbelly episode is like when chucky and thestig get murdered for not paying their debts
58:00 <Serenity> is chucky even alive still
58:00 <wolfy> thestig, why don't you pay your debts ?
58:00 <thestig> lol
58:00 <reckoner> RIP doctor 
58:00 <Serenity> normal should be under 10
58:00 <Calin> doctor has seen a lot of shit
58:00 <Calin> including his own death
58:00 <Serenity> she wouldnt have survived for long, it takes a while for your organs to shut down
58:00 <buddha> canada is heading in some unkown mountain where no men ever been
58:00 <buddha> *where i'm
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but
58:00 <Bastardly_One> surely 50 is not possible?
58:00 <doctor> It's what makes life as uncanny as it is
59:00 <wolfy> poor loser
59:00 <wolfy> lol
59:00 <thestig> haha coming from a jobless tosser who lives with mummy
59:00 <thestig> GOOD CALL
59:00 <Picard> Serenity hopefully not
59:00 <Serenity> its totally possible
59:00 <Calin> Patient - "Doctor, I am dying please help me !" - Doctor - "Well you must stop masturbating" - Patient - "WHY!?!?!" - Doctor "Because I am trying to examine you, it is very distracting"
59:00 <buddha> Bastard ex room mate chair smells like curry poo
59:00 <Serenity> if your body isnt making insulin it would happen very fast
59:00 <Bastardly_One> add BP, heart isssues as well
59:00 <doctor> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and heaps of mini strokes
59:00 <buddha> drink boiled water use a kettle
00:00 <Serenity> havent seen him around in ages
00:00 <Picard> i think the court order prevents him from using the internet
00:00 <Serenity> what court order??
00:00 <thestig> he probably ate it
00:00 <partay> pictard is fatter then chucky
00:00 <Picard> he was threatening people from irc, even went to some kids house and threatened to beat him
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up moron
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is giving me info
00:00 <buddha> should i care about it
00:00 <Excessive> ok, mabbe someone decided that she shouldn't be dead still
00:00 <Bastardly_One> without me having to second guess shit ... which is approeciated
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *appreciated
00:00 <Serenity> my mum and sister are both T1D
00:00 <Serenity> plus ive had to have insulin in the past
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, obviously she's type 2
01:00 <thestig> yeh he went to wolfys house
01:00 <thestig> and wolfy called the cops lol
01:00 <Serenity> then chucky what
01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
01:00 <georgeandwell> Serenity
01:00 <Serenity> LOL are you serious
01:00 <The_Baron> late response to Serenity: I assume everything everyone says here is shit talk
01:00 <Picard> arrested, court order not use use irc
01:00 <The_Baron> sorry, faded out again
01:00 <Serenity> good man The_Baron
01:00 <Picard> The_Baron id like to have sex with you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, I should ask BiteMe when I see her
01:00 <Bastardly_One> her legs are basically gone through diabetes and that's why she's legally blind
01:00 <Serenity> she may not be, theyve learned in recent years that mature aged people can be T1D too
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh she's been on insulin for years and years
02:00 <thestig> in your dickhole
02:00 <The_Baron> u wouldn't be the first
02:00 <Picard> nice
02:00 <Picard> bareback?
02:00 <The_Baron> if ur gonna do me in the dickhole, make sure it's with one of those new fangled tooth picks made of plastic with the little pointy plastic bits
02:00 <Picard> im doing u in the arse 
02:00 <The_Baron> well I can rest assured then...
02:00 <The_Baron> won't feel a thing
02:00 <buddha> she cant able to walk
02:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is apparently she's cut most of the bad stuff out
02:00 <Serenity> yeah.. thats what t1ds have lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet that happened ...
02:00 <buddha> float in a boat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah yeah ... 2 is the non dependant
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I wanna thank Serenity for believing in me
02:00 <Serenity> insulin production isnt about the bad stuff. a piece of fruit could send you over the limit
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Picard> does anyone have rompers number?
03:00 <The_Baron> nah fuck that cunt
03:00 <thestig> 1800 fatfuck
03:00 <Serenity> fuck is HE still alive too?
03:00 <Picard> i wanna ring and book an hour with ling ling
03:00 <thestig> lol
03:00 <Serenity> why arent these guys having heart attacks or strokes
03:00 <Picard> $75 an hour
03:00 <buddha> uni of adelaide to introduce its first nano tachnology in straya
03:00 <Serenity> t1d is an auto immune disease. t2 is an resistance to insulin
03:00 <Skirmish> I think people are just confused about what their pancreas does. 
03:00 <buddha> megamanga nice xmas tree at geelong i saw this morning
03:00 <megamanga> wut
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know a thing about it ... it runs in my family but I've not got it
03:00 <buddha> precious
04:00 <The_Baron> actually there are two rompers that I know of
04:00 <The_Baron> and they are both fat cunts actually
04:00 <The_Baron> so that really wasn't going anywhere
04:00 <Maurice> 75 an hour is a bit steep for his leftovers
04:00 <Picard> that includes anal
04:00 <megamanga> i have no idea what you're talking about
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the skinny runt who eats nothing but shit, pisses like crazy, can drink 2ltrs of coke and straight after have a reading of 4.5 or something normal
04:00 <buddha> im Warlock coming to see you in your frontdoor
04:00 <megamanga> thats a cool story buddy
04:00 <Skirmish> pisses like crazy ... you mean urinates very often? Cause that is an early sign of Diabetes. 
05:00 <Picard> and cof
05:00 <The_Baron> rather just buy a quarter and a 5 dollar cheeseburger meal
05:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE\
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,371 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and I know it is
05:00 <Serenity> i was just about to say that Skirmish
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I get tested all the time
05:00 <Serenity> i get it when pregnant
05:00 <buddha> what other times you have
05:00 <megamanga> i piss all the time from meds
05:00 <Serenity> but im high risk cause of my family history
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u like bein pregnant?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I went as far as drinking as much coke as possible before doing a strip reading recently
05:00 <Serenity> being pregnant is horrible
05:00 <buddha> I'm horny all the time also
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and still only around 4.5
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i were a chick id love cock so bad
06:00 <The_Baron> how shit was the Golden Mile right
06:00 <The_Baron> thought I'd put that out there
06:00 <megamanga> dats a tad gay
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> My dad drank 2L of coke a DAY for 40 years and then BAM hit him one day. T2D. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to mention a piss didnt' I?
06:00 <Skirmish> Now drinks 2L of diet coke a day and thinks he's Mr healthy. 
06:00 <Serenity> high blood sugars are the worst feeling
07:00 <fawks> put this out there 8======D
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink 3ltrs roughly
07:00 <buddha> south strayalia is booming fast enough but not good signages
07:00 <Serenity> but then so are lows
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll die of something worse than diabetes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what I have to look forward to
07:00 <Skirmish> Highs don't cause coma lol. Rather feel shit and be sweating sugar than in a coma. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've emphysema so I'm already dead
07:00 <Serenity> they can very much so cause a coma
07:00 <Serenity> it just takes longer
08:00 <The_Baron> and that's about the size of it
08:00 <The_Baron> get it!!
08:00 <The_Baron> I made a punny
08:00 <The_Baron> aah fuck it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm highs can make you unconscious
08:00 <Serenity> low blood sugars of an insulin diabetic can happen in minutes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what happened today with my mother
08:00 <megamanga> ugh
08:00 <megamanga> fuck off
08:00 <Skirmish> Had to deal with a guy in a coma with a BS of 0.7
08:00 <Bastardly_One> passed out on the spot ... suppose you would if 50
08:00 <Serenity> ive had a bs of 0.9
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean fuck me ... I can't comphrend how it can be that high
08:00 <Serenity> worst feeling of my life
08:00 <Serenity> my 3 year old saved my life that day
09:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE\
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,371 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
09:00 <Skirmish> This guy snored like he was sound asleep but would not react to any stimulus. 
09:00 <Serenity> actually i lie
09:00 <Serenity> mine was 1.3
09:00 <Skirmish> Ambos showed up and shoved 1L of glucose into him and he was awake and chatting fine within minutes. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Sezz
09:00 <Skirmish> I will never forget that syringe. It looked like a selleys silicone tube. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ve seen her have a low
10:00 <Rak> i kinda pictured faux being better hung
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah she could give u a grin from ear to ear with that thing
10:00 <Rak> faux delivers
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when you smash her awake basically
10:00 <Serenity> lows are terrifying
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sad to say
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know ... they make you pass out but complete with vision
10:00 <Serenity> and scary fast
10:00 <Bastardly_One> now those I've had a couple of
11:00 <crash> hey Sevi 
11:00 <Sevi> hey crash :D
11:00 <The_Baron> and her nostrils are so cavernous they could accomodate her massive girth too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yet still no diabetes apparently
11:00 <Skirmish> This guy I had to deal with had fallen "asleep" behind the wheel of his truck at a stop sign on the site I was working at. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Had to go take him out of the truck and get him back to our medical centre. Heavy fat fuck truck driver. 
11:00 <Serenity> its very rare for someone whos not insulin dependant to have a life threatening low unless they're hypoglycaemic
12:00 <Sevi> I'm still feeling hungry, but I don't want to eat any more butter chicken
12:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmm
12:00 <fawks> have yoghurt 
12:00 <Sevi> I was thinking of making something
12:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1480776_579674992111288_1774555342_n.jpg
12:00 <Sevi> or maybe having some fruit
12:00 <wolfy> fuckoff
12:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE\
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,371 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
12:00 <wolfy> watch whole episode
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum goes into instant sleep ... you kind of know when it's a low ... it's almost an instant snore
12:00 <Excessive> I was lucky enough in life so far not to be stuck with any major type of illness physically ......... like I haven't had a cold now or the flu for over 10 years
12:00 <Serenity> only real illnesses i get are my tonsils bother me a lot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get sick
12:00 <Serenity> so far ive been able to avoid the diabetes unless im pregnant
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no idea how that's possible ... I live really crap
13:00 <wolfy> u n00bs be quiet
13:00 <wolfy> watch ur underbelly
13:00 <fawks> imhaving greek yoghurt with dried oregano and sesame seeds
13:00 <fawks> omnom
13:00 <Picard> fuck this im off to bed
13:00 <Picard> night cunts
13:00 <wolfy>  Picard, have a nice wank
13:00 <wolfy> lol
13:00 <Picard> wolfy i just cum
13:00 <wolfy> sure whatever
13:00 <Picard> i did
13:00 <wolfy> of course
13:00 <wolfy> cya then
13:00 <Picard> Serenity did a cam show for me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's a lie
13:00 <doctor> maybe you're insane
13:00 <Calin> I thought I lived crap
13:00 <slower> my sister has just been confirmed a diabetic, what has she to look forward to?
13:00 <Skirmish> Hypoglycemic means low. Hyperglycemic is high. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've COAD ... emphysema
13:00 <Calin> but then I remembered, third world
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't eat well, etc
13:00 <Bastardly_One> true Calin
13:00 <Calin> and was like.. ahh no, I live like a fucking king
14:00 <wolfy> poor dog
14:00 <Serenity> aye aye
14:00 <Serenity> picard
14:00 <Serenity> you said you wouldnt tell ok
14:00 <Picard> Serenity
14:00 <Picard> sorry hun
14:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE\
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,371 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
14:00 <Picard> that thing u did with the dildo was amazing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I eat badly, don't excercise, smoke like a chimney
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and am ... huge!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 57kg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking HUGE!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks ;)
14:00 <Calin> weight doesn't really tell the full story
14:00 <Calin> if you were 4 ft that is fucking disgusting, 6 ft and you are rocking it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it does when someone is underweight
15:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
15:00 <chris[m]> heya kate
15:00 <Excessive> livin crap kindah assimilates with me as well, I eat only when I'm hungry, like once a day or not at all when I'm stoned, don't really have a set diet or anything, I eat just abt watever I feel like, don't drink water, either coffee or some other drink ............ I've been smokin for 20 years now as well
15:00 <Bastardly_One> at 5 foot 7 that's underweight
15:00 <doctor> "Healthy" is only looking good by todays standards
15:00 <megamanga> fuck you're tiny
15:00 <Skirmish> It will all catch up to you one day Excessive 
15:00 <megamanga> i could throw you across th office
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am mega hey?
16:00 <katatonic_kate> hai
16:00 <katatonic_kate> sup
16:00 <chris[m]> not much, u set for christmas?
16:00 <beehhh> ohhh
16:00 <beehhh> passed all four
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like a little ewok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> human ewok tossing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> starring B1
16:00 <georgeandwell> hi
16:00 <Skirmish> Now everyone has left site I am going to search for some glasses lense cleaner. 
16:00 <Skirmish> bbl
16:00 <Serenity> yes thans for that Skirmish lol
17:00 <beehhh> I'm on my way to canada folks
17:00 <beehhh> toronto
17:00 <beehhh> katatonic_kate: gimme a hug i passed my finals
17:00 <beehhh> hows my lil bee doing
17:00 <Calin> Excessive  that was .. a really intense insight into your life
17:00 <Excessive> and haven't been puttin on weight since I (is it matured) at like 18/19 ....... 38 now and still at 75kgs mark like back when I was 18
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just lost two man o wars in a ship battle lols
17:00 <megamanga> i've gained heaps since 18
17:00 <Serenity> ive lost a reasonable amount of weight in the last 2 months
17:00 <megamanga> food is too good
17:00 <Serenity> feelsgoodman.jpg
17:00 <megamanga> this job doesnt help, nothing to do other than eat
18:00 <wolfy> LOL like i gotta take time out of my life for losers who are fans of underbelly why dont they just fuck off and leave me alone
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm eating
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, remember when I said someone called the hospital on Chris from another channel?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it was Excessive
18:00 <megamanga> ye
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <megamanga> lollllll
18:00 <megamanga> ^5
18:00 <Excessive> aye
18:00 <Excessive> fckn tool he is
18:00 <megamanga> is he still locked up?
18:00 <Serenity> who called the hospital on chris and why
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, he's still raging about it too
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive did
18:00 <Serenity> why
18:00 <Excessive> carries on abt bein in love and not wantin to live anymore for like 2 hrs
18:00 <Serenity> i mean besides the fact hes fucked
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but did you also read your notice?
19:00 <wolfy> take me to court just to see an under world figure
19:00 <wolfy> oh yeah here i am
19:00 <beehhh> i served real chopper read back in coburg shell
19:00 <wolfy> u finished yet ?
19:00 <The_Baron> OH WOW BEEHH
19:00 <beehhh> he had a ford station wagon
19:00 <wolfy> i mean seriously take a picture it will last longer 
19:00 <The_Baron> actually who gives a fuck
19:00 <beehhh> i worked there 97-2001
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony eh?
19:00 <doctor> Chris just wants to die, don't be cruel
19:00 <Serenity> whos notice
19:00 <Serenity> this is why hes banned from here Excessive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine
19:00 <Bastardly_One> to you
19:00 <Serenity> its just too much to handle
19:00 <Serenity> i didnt get a notice from you
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> whos chris
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, tell the story as I dunno it either
19:00 <georgeandwell> hi ne
20:00 <The_Baron> I sat down and drank a shitload of beers with the man and he talked utter shit for 2 hours straight
20:00 <beehhh> thats the best thing about pub
20:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,371 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
20:00 <katatonic_kate> beehh i passed mine too
20:00 <katatonic_kate> P = degree
20:00 <beehhh> just dont fall in love with drinks
20:00 <katatonic_kate> that's all you need to worry about
20:00 <Serenity> i no sad i lonely
20:00 <georgeandwell> hi Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> hi
20:00 <Bastardly_One> there, notice again
20:00 <Serenity> BUAHAHA
20:00 <Serenity> ahem
20:00 <doctor> $100 gift voucher from woolies if I click this ad, what could go wrong?
20:00 <megamanga> LOL is that chris the inosadilonely fcunt?
20:00 <Serenity> yesss
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the IRONY eh?
20:00 <Serenity> that dickhead
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking serious Sezz
20:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Wham! - Last Christmas.mp3 (10.2MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,371 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
21:00 <beehhh> my result just released
21:00 <beehhh> on curtin blackboard
21:00 <beehhh> another year to go
21:00 <fawks> which curtin
21:00 <Serenity> fuck thats funny b1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but hang on ... I wanna know the story
21:00 <Bastardly_One> then we can ... ask other things
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive you ignorant cunt
21:00 <JingleBalls> XSIV
21:00 <Serenity> chris messages me every few days telling me im immature and that I have kids so i should unban him and be nice
21:00 <Excessive> when he first appeared on the scene he carried on abt ooomp .......... then it was some other chick and kept goin on that all he ever did was kiss her and he's never seen her since and questionin as to y she'd kiss him in the first place etc ........ and same thing for like weeks etc
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <doctor> at least with chris, you know what you're getting as he's honest with his insanity
22:00 <beehhh> 60	Sales Management, 54 Sustainable Event Development, 59	Tourism and Leisure Marketing,68	Organisational Behaviour . :)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but we wanna know what you did ... like rang and said what and all that jazz
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh him
22:00 <megamanga> i cant keep up with all the drop kicks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like how did that occur?
22:00 <Serenity> its hard megamanga haha
22:00 <Serenity> need an updated index
22:00 <megamanga> yeah bad
23:00 <beehhh> Curtin sarawak campus
23:00 <fawks> credit pass pass credit 
23:00 <fawks> not good enough!
23:00 <beehhh> huh better than xp or f
23:00 <fawks> where us Sarawak 
23:00 <fawks> is*
23:00 <beehhh> in broneo next to brunei
23:00 <megamanga> i hop on and you're all talking about some fuck ive never heard of
23:00 <megamanga> each time someone diff
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up ... type faster you weather changing magician
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> might cook some eggs
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> or veg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you know Chris mega
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hungry
23:00 <megamanga> yeah he's a derp
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just under a few names and I forget the most current
23:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One, is he still going on about his lost love?
23:00 <Serenity> he chanes his nick too much
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> seen `chris
23:00 <megamanga> they all seem to hate me which i enjo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't he always go on about lost love?
23:00 <megamanga> enjoy
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> seen chris
23:00 <Serenity> i kick door frame
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and friends who did him wrong
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... and that
23:00 <Sevi> Serenity, what did it do to you?
24:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
24:00 <beehhh> this is me officer
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen chris
24:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, chris is on #chatzone right now.
24:00 <Serenity> no thats what this other guy said Sevi
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no that's a chris line
24:00 <Bastardly_One> i kick doorframe
24:00 <megamanga> to the chatzone!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he starts getting aggressive in his rants
24:00 <megamanga> oh thats him, with the long hair and always takes dodgy photos with his 2 dollar webcam
24:00 <Bastardly_One> disappears for a few and takes it out on his house
25:00 <beehhh> previous three missing
25:00 <wolfy> beehhh, just talk in big scentances that are relevant in english pleasae
25:00 <doctor> OU ARE UNNDER ARREST
25:00 <wolfy> ahhhh
25:00 <wolfy> kfn
25:00 <wolfy> im fucking underbelly
25:00 <beehhh> yeah arrest me and take me with you
25:00 <Sevi> I've never seen him say that, but I have seen him cry about his lost love
25:00 <Bastardly_One> then comes back and rants more
25:00 <Bastardly_One> at least Excessive only believes he controls the weather and has implants up his nose
25:00 <megamanga> srsly?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't rant for 20 hrs a day about how cruel the world is
26:00 <The_Baron> sentences*
26:00 <doctor> im only going to hell
26:00 <beehhh> chopper reed was a gentleman
26:00 <doctor> but you are welcome to join me
26:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAwn3dZYDE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDERBELLY S1 EP1 (Oct 22, 2012) 42:20 - Category: Entertainment - 36,374 views - 67 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
26:00 <beehhh> he called me mate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, ask him :P
26:00 <Excessive> well he typed his address in channel the tool sayin ........ "someone come kill me, I'm not worth shit" ........... so I rang his local hospital and asked abt the psych ward .......... and when put through I asked abt their community care team and told em his name and adress and said that I'm a friend of his and was concerned  ......... so she looked up his case manager and put me through onto her phone ........... I didn't get to speak to her, 
26:00 <megamanga> fuck this is great
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh did he Excessive?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Got it still?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I want it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you sent a CAT team on him?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> for real?
26:00 <megamanga> bahahahahaha
27:00 <The_Baron> chopper was a bullshit artist
27:00 <The_Baron> a albiet funny one at that
27:00 <The_Baron> and he was a sanctimonious prick as well
27:00 <megamanga> they have to act on it too because hes breaking thelaw
27:00 <megamanga> committing suicide is illegal lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> man, no wonder I mention it and he rages
27:00 <Excessive> ye I did lol
27:00 <Excessive> came back cursing me a week later abt them puttin his meds up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> now, this coming from you is classic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's way fucking pissed at that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> way pissed
28:00 <The_Baron> gave me a lecture about why drugs are bad and shit...
28:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, Chopper couldn't get on the watfs with the blokes in melbourne he was a dropkick all he ever did apparenly was belt his wife of gf up
28:00 <wolfy> warfs
28:00 <The_Baron> yet his best friend at the time was the biggest fucking junkie gun nut prick around
28:00 <wolfy> yer
28:00 <wolfy> chopper couldnt even get on the warfs
28:00 <wolfy> he was a pussy
28:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't surprise me
28:00 <wolfy> thats what my dad told me
28:00 <The_Baron> he just talks a lot
28:00 <teamCATtochrisisyouthere> i wonder how angry he will get at this
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no idea you called the actual CAT team though
29:00 <wolfy> he used to drink at the brunswick
29:00 <The_Baron> or did
29:00 <The_Baron> :p
29:00 <wolfy> nah
29:00 <wolfy> hes an under world figure
29:00 <wolfy> so am i
29:00 <Bastardly_One> all I knew is you called the hospital on him as Bonny told me
29:00 <teamCATtochrisisyouthere> LOL thats rad
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah tell the channel how you control the weather
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and have implants up your nose
29:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, don't do that
29:00 <teamCATtochrisisyouthere> they control when you sneeze
30:00 <wolfy> nah but my dad literally is one of those people out of underbelly
30:00 <The_Baron> so?
30:00 <The_Baron> fuck glorifying that shit
30:00 <The_Baron> gangsters are fuckwits. cunts like them that keep the quality of drugs low and fuck people over
30:00 <Mew> http://25.media.tumblr.com/208ff2e994141c1ac4a6819ba3aaab5b/tumblr_mi14qaDjyY1r7p8fxo1_500.gif
30:00 <psychward> i shouldnt get a chubby at work
30:00 <psychward> if rubbing one out at the work office table is wrong i dont want to be right
30:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's time to tell you I'm a PRISM agent
31:00 <wolfy> im just sayin that some people aint shit compared to who i am and my family we'll make them piss they cant compare
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> ur classic
31:00 <The_Baron> mneh
31:00 <Mew> http://25.media.tumblr.com/33a28a93968b5026f3ce70fcb697a091/tumblr_muwm9d17kZ1r62m2no1_500.jpg
32:00 <wolfy> i got a double barrell shotgun here with rocket launcher on top of it my dad gave it to me he used to knock around melbourne in the real old days
32:00 <thestig> your dad worked as a tranny in a brothel
32:00 <The_Baron> lol
32:00 <wolfy> thestig, you get shot in face by bikies talkin that trash mate
32:00 <Calin> what an ass.
32:00 <doctor> bubble butt
32:00 <psychward> that ass hnggggg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the best bubble butt today ... the entire street saw it ... unintentionally
33:00 <wolfy> im rebel
33:00 <The_Baron> not in QLD
33:00 <The_Baron> they are all hiding like little bitches here
33:00 <The_Baron> :D
33:00 <wolfy> mate
33:00 <wolfy> watch out for me hey
33:00 <wolfy> i usually pack a gun
33:00 <wolfy> cause like
33:00 <The_Baron> u know best thing that's happened since the bikies went underground here?
33:00 <The_Baron> the weed has gotten excellent
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for summer wind gusts
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and being in the right place at the right time I guess
33:00 <JingleBalls> was it me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, this looked out of town butt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was too good to be local
34:00 <The_Baron> all the shitty stuff the bikies were selling aint circulating
34:00 <wolfy> few of my family were literally in underbelly tv show so i been given guns to carry just incase
34:00 <The_Baron> now it's all good shit
34:00 <wolfy> not jokin ayue
34:00 <wolfy> sig saurs
34:00 <The_Baron> u say the rebels
34:00 <wolfy> nah
34:00 <wolfy> mate
34:00 <The_Baron> there was no rebs in any underbelly series
34:00 <wolfy> listen
34:00 <wolfy> we control all the bikies
34:00 <wolfy> we're underbelly mate
34:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc19aDwro1rpqy2eo1_500.jpg
34:00 <megamanga> stahp boner
34:00 <JingleBalls> yeah thats what i look like
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was serious about a smoke one day by the way
34:00 <JingleBalls> except with balls
35:00 <wolfy> alphonse
35:00 <Rak> literally some of my family were in playschool so we carry ak's
35:00 <The_Baron> hahah fuck alphonse that dago motherfucker
35:00 <wolfy> carefull what u say mate
35:00 <wolfy> im connected
35:00 <wolfy> im pretty much mafia
35:00 <Mew> this is Doodle http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwu1vnVYyJ1qzw9y2o1_500.jpg
35:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever you wanna ... was gonna invite you over tonight while I was still close
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late now
35:00 <JingleBalls> i rarely meet up with people off irc unless they are female and are willing to ride the wild pony
35:00 <Mew> literally
35:00 <JingleBalls> lool Mew
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's what I thought you said years ago
35:00 <megamanga> god damnit mew im at work lol
35:00 <JingleBalls> yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I've never asked since
35:00 <Mew> work places usually have toilets
36:00 <The_Baron> hahahah
36:00 <Rak> he'll backtrace you
36:00 <The_Baron> he wouldn't even get past my router LOL
36:00 <Rak> you dun goofed
36:00 <wolfy> ey?
36:00 <JingleBalls> last time i met a bloke off irc he tried to bone me so i'm not exactly enthusiastic about it
36:00 <megamanga> i have 5 toilet blocks to whack it at
36:00 <Bastardly_One> erk
36:00 <Calin> Mew - I know you have seen it before, still - it's relevant - http://goo.gl/ZAD8rK
36:00 <JingleBalls> so after we did it i said i wouldnt do it again
36:00 <Mew> LOL
36:00 <JingleBalls> KIDDING
37:00 <The_Baron> dude, if u really are connected
37:00 <The_Baron> and ur family heard u bragging like this, they would (or should) give u a flogging
37:00 <wolfy> erer as if i would tell you anything about it
37:00 <wolfy> you're just a loser
37:00 <Rak> hey!  he'll have his familia risk jail time to punish in internet person who was mean to him!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's pretty fucked though ... no pun intended
37:00 <JingleBalls> yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna make a comment about that's what you get for meeting Consort
37:00 <JingleBalls> i wouldnt have minded if he'd bought me dinner
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you might not remember Consort
37:00 <JingleBalls> not rly
37:00 <Bastardly_One> old poof that liked 'em young
38:00 <The_Baron> u just spent the last 15 minutes saying ur connected, mafia, got double barrel with a rocket launcher, etc
38:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, people like you give us all their cash for nothing basically they cry and hand over their cash for nothnig really you're family are losers
38:00 <The_Baron> I don't give ur family shit
38:00 <simba> <The_Baron> and ur family heard u bragging like this, they would (or should) give u a flogging - haha excellent point
38:00 <JingleBalls> oh lol
38:00 <JingleBalls> like most 'females' on here
38:00 <Excessive> u mean like Melbman4lad?
38:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/46bfc748a1a24f24ee4cde1549abbdd4/tumblr_mp6lheLi9j1r91f5po1_500.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
38:00 <Mew> kitty ket
38:00 <JingleBalls> meow
38:00 <Mew> its face is like "mmmmmmyes?"
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, more like that Brad character ... smary type
39:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, people like you give us all their cash for nothing basically they cry and hand over their cash for nothnig really you're family are losers
39:00 <The_Baron> when did I ever do that?
39:00 <Rak> everyone knows underworld families live or die by their internet cred
39:00 <The_Baron> I don't deal with gangsters of any type
39:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, you always hand it over cause your a pussy thats why mafia thrives
39:00 <doctor> gimme money please
39:00 <The_Baron> coz I know their drugs are shit and their favours are just bullshit
39:00 <wolfy> fuck off
39:00 <Rak> they're the mafioso of the youtube comments section
39:00 <wolfy> we count it all
39:00 <wolfy> anythin mussingh
39:00 <wolfy> we'll come after ya for it
39:00 <Calin> Mew - that image would cause reddit to go into meltdown
39:00 <Bastardly_One> smarmy type even
39:00 <JingleBalls> aiight bedtime for me, stupid work stupidly early
39:00 <JingleBalls> ninis
39:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
39:00 <Bastardly_One> night
39:00 <JingleBalls> also i'm getting paid while i sleep
39:00 <JingleBalls> standby ftw
40:00 <wolfy> we're mafia
40:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah what mafia u dumb cunt
40:00 <wolfy> watch what you say donnie
40:00 <Rak> "daddy, someone was mean to me on the interwebs"
40:00 <The_Baron> next he'll say he is calabrisian or some shit
40:00 <The_Baron> lol
40:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilJ_ROLClZQ
40:00 <Maurice> I'll pay you for not sleeping
40:00 <Maurice> If you know what I mean
40:00 <JingleBalls> re00www
40:00 <JingleBalls> stop it
40:00 <JingleBalls> i have to go
40:00 <Maurice> Lol
40:00 <Maurice> OH FREDDIE
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donnie Brasco (1997) - Official Trailer (Apr 24, 2011) 2:11 - Category: Film and Animation - 232,692 views - 394 likes (98.5%), 6 dislikes (1.5%)
41:00 <The_Baron> fuck the mafia in this country, buncha fucking fruit pickers kids who learned how to read
41:00 <Excessive> while on the poof topic .........did u know the Cleo10/Jonquil ........ is apparently some old dude that uses his neighbour's wifi to get online ............ always askin for obscenities from other men ............ his neighbour came in and told us all abt it ........ amd how he wanted to smash his computer
41:00 <JingleBalls> YOUR PUSSY'S IN A BIT OF A MESS
41:00 <Maurice> Rofl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
41:00 <Excessive> ye true
41:00 <doctor> thats a lie!
42:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTsuv0Yfs7I
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donnie B (Apr 13, 2012) 02:04:01 - Category: Entertainment - 97,378 views - 330 likes (95.7%), 15 dislikes (4.3%)
42:00 <Calin> Excessive why doesn't the neighbour change the wifi password
42:00 <Calin> that's what I don't get
42:00 <Calin> I am all for having cyber sex with a guy just like the next bloke
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... did you check the nick and ident?
42:00 <Calin> but I think this has gone beyond a joke
42:00 <doctor> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't Mew was it? :P
42:00 <Excessive> hang on I should have logs
43:00 <wolfy> whole movie
43:00 <Rak> now paste some casino or good fellas
43:00 <Rak> or maybe go godfather oldskool
43:00 <wolfy> why?
43:00 <wolfy> fuck off
43:00 <simba> anti drug film?
43:00 <simba> donnie b?
43:00 <wolfy> Rak, you a cop 
43:00 <wolfy> ?
43:00 <Excessive> scuse moi for a tic
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just give me the ident ... not the whole log
43:00 <Mew> it wouldve been chris lol
43:00 <Mew> he thinks cleo10 lives above him
43:00 <partay> Maurice
44:00 <Rak> yes, yes i am
44:00 <wolfy> rak and simba look like cops to me
44:00 <simba> i am too
44:00 <wolfy> sprung
44:00 <simba> is that donnie b film any good?
44:00 <Rak> and i am logging your chat about your underworld family
44:00 <simba> lolool
44:00 <wolfy> prolly pedos aswell
44:00 <The_Baron> it's alright, ur family has cops in their pockets
44:00 <simba> shane is being logged
44:00 <wolfy> yeah
44:00 <wolfy> come over
44:00 <simba> shane is that movie any good
44:00 <wolfy> got it all ready for when you try to break the door down simba
44:00 <Maurice> partay
44:00 <partay> you gave me bogus candy crush advice
44:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/35963b00323ec6478431d99096124e22/tumblr_mhh1v1ehiR1r5vp1oo1_500.jpg
44:00 <Maurice> Bollocks man, I've finished it
44:00 <Maurice> AND the extra 65 levels
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the only advice is that game CHEATS
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on FB it fucking cheats
45:00 <simba> why would i break your door down
45:00 <simba> i mean no harm mate
45:00 <wolfy> yes it is a good movie im gona go watch it you dog pedo police cunt
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Donnie Brasco is one of the all time great mafia movies
45:00 <wolfy> bbl
45:00 <wolfy> stfu
45:00 <wolfy> or ill hack ya shit
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> nice
45:00 <The_Baron> Once Upon A Time In America
45:00 <simba> dog pedo police
45:00 <Transmatron> omg Bastardly_One i literally jumped up and punched the wall after i saw the ending to daniel bryan and ortons match on RAW
45:00 <Transmatron> such a anti-climax
45:00 <partay> Maurice i move my clock forward 2.5 hrs to get the lives... when you put it back you have to wait the extra time
45:00 <Transmatron> match ends due to DQ for a low blow
45:00 <Transmatron> FUUARRRKK
45:00 <Mew> how often do you jump up out of your wheelchair and punch walls Transmatron?
45:00 <Maurice> Then yours sucks
45:00 <Transmatron> bryan was on the way to winning
45:00 <Mew> or did you punch the wall with your face
46:00 <simba> i have once upon a time in america but havent seen it yet,,
46:00 <cherri_pie> once upon a time wasnt really mafia
46:00 <simba> must put teh time away for that 1
46:00 <cherri_pie> good movie tho
46:00 <cherri_pie> goes for 4 hours
46:00 <The_Baron> it also has joe pesci being a funny cunt who becomes scary then funny again
46:00 <simba> wholey shite
46:00 <The_Baron> just like goodfellas
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTsuv0Yfs7I
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donnie B (Apr 13, 2012) 02:04:01 - Category: Entertainment - 97,378 views - 330 likes (95.7%), 15 dislikes (4.3%)
46:00 <cherri_pie> theres only like 6 classics
46:00 <cherri_pie> goodfellas, casino
46:00 <megamanga> lolll
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and you expected otherwise?
46:00 <Transmatron> i expected bryan to win!
46:00 <Transmatron> hell yeah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you really don't follow scripts do you?
46:00 <Transmatron> no why would i want to spoil myself?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't win ... he puts arses on seats trying to win and be scammed time and time again
47:00 <wolfy> thats not 6
47:00 <wolfy> only 2
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Last Exit to Brooklyn
47:00 <The_Baron> Once Upon A Time In America!!!
47:00 <wolfy> fk off
47:00 <cherri_pie> donnie b
47:00 <wolfy> heh
47:00 <wolfy> donnie brasco you mean
47:00 <cherri_pie> once upon a time could be up there i guess
47:00 <The_Baron> it is up there
47:00 <cherri_pie> but its not really mafia
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Casino, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Public Enemy, Godfather I and II
47:00 <The_Baron> it's got deniro and pesci ffs
47:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTsuv0Yfs7I
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donnie B (Apr 13, 2012) 02:04:01 - Category: Entertainment - 97,378 views - 330 likes (95.7%), 15 dislikes (4.3%)
47:00 <Transmatron> and how would i get scripts? i dont know jerry lawler
47:00 <Excessive> yes, it does look like chris
47:00 <Excessive> [15:45] <Synonyms> if u say one more word when u least expect it i will smash ya computer Cleo10 
47:00 <Excessive> [15:46] * chookmagnet sets mode: +b *!*@4b559d9e.optusnet.com.au
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's chris
47:00 <partay> fuck me my gf is asleep already... *opens porn vault*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his IP
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it from #sex bans
48:00 <simba> public enemy havent seen that 1
48:00 <The_Baron> that's REALLy old 
48:00 <cherri_pie> no one counts godfather thats in a class of its own
48:00 <The_Baron> but it is a classic
48:00 <cherri_pie> or public enemy
48:00 <cherri_pie> coz that was in the 40s
48:00 <cherri_pie> theres other ones
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the remake wasn't
48:00 <cherri_pie> the remake
48:00 <cherri_pie> were talking about classics
48:00 <simba> 1931 lol
48:00 <simba> that is old
48:00 <cherri_pie> not wannabes with johnny depp
48:00 <cherri_pie> u fucking reatrd
48:00 <The_Baron> Married To The Mob :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity probably knows it well from banning him in here
48:00 <Mew> the guy who lives above him apparently knocked on his door and said "you said something sexual" and the only person chris had been saying sexual stuff to was Cleo10
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and that is a chris nick
48:00 <Maurice> Rofl
48:00 <Mew> that makes the guy above him Cleo10
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 100 percent
48:00 <Maurice> Maybe he speaks dirty to himself when he wanks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Chirst
48:00 <Maurice> 'oh yeh i givin it to me like a dirty boy'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Johnny Depp did the remake and that was alright though
49:00 <cherri_pie> does johhny depp look gangsta to you
49:00 <simba> chill out
49:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking tard
49:00 <The_Baron> nah that was just me being silly
49:00 <cherri_pie> can you imagine johnny depp as vito corleone
49:00 <cherri_pie> you frucking spastic cunt
49:00 <cherri_pie> gtfo my face
49:00 <cherri_pie> this cunt
49:00 <simba> fuck off cherri_pie
49:00 <simba> terrible
49:00 <cherri_pie> fuck off simba u junky
49:00 <simba> terrible!
49:00 <cherri_pie> go shoot up with pieter
49:00 <The_Baron> Johnny Depp is a method actor
49:00 <The_Baron> who woulda thunk he could pull of Hunter S Thompson
49:00 <simba> you couldnt even be involved in a normal conversation for 5 minutes
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <The_Baron> BUT HE DID
49:00 <simba> you are fucked upo
49:00 <simba> up
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I still want his address if you have the log of that Excessive
49:00 <Mew> i cum on pillow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna ring him and tell him I'm the guy upstairs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm Cleo
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's in deep fucking shit for dissing me on the internet
50:00 <cherri_pie> anyway simba this is the point where i stop giving you the satisfaction of a reply
50:00 <simba> that is true re: fear and loathing
50:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> piet mate
50:00 <Rak> method acting?  read this shit - http://imgur.com/a/YgSuG
50:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the drugs and the autistic cat
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought only Downey Jr would of been able to but no JD did Hunter S Thomspon very well
50:00 <cherri_pie> other good ones are a bronx tale
50:00 <cherri_pie> boss of bosses
50:00 <cherri_pie> mobsters
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bronx tale is up there
50:00 <Calin> uh oh
50:00 <Excessive> lawl
50:00 <Calin> getting weird in here
50:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... get him really worked up again
50:00 <Mew> hes talking to girls outside of irc now its pretty cute
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and call the CAT team ... again
50:00 <Excessive> well I think I should be diplomatic abt it and not tell u ........... jus so as I won't be in the middle of it
50:00 <Maurice> Those poor bitches
51:00 <Bastardly_One> in the top 5
51:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> tony soprano's miniature penis
51:00 <cherri_pie> bronx is a classic
51:00 <cherri_pie> the guys name is chazz palmienteri
51:00 <cherri_pie> his a good actor
51:00 <The_Baron> and yet no one mentioned Bugsy Malone
51:00 <cherri_pie> hes in boss of bosses too which is the story of paul castellano who gets killed by gotti
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <cherri_pie> theres bugsy malone and bugsy siegel
51:00 <Maurice> He probably corners them
51:00 <partay> like anthony
51:00 <partay> did to lola
51:00 <Maurice> Gross
51:00 <Maurice> To both of them
51:00 <Serenity> LOL did lola fuck anthony too
52:00 <simba> directed by robert de nirco ;o
52:00 <simba> nero* lol
52:00 <simba> a bronx tale
52:00 <cherri_pie> bugsy siegel was jewish and was meyer lanskys mate
52:00 <simba> niro***!!!
52:00 <The_Baron> I meant the Bugsy Malone movie that was an all child star cast
52:00 <cherri_pie> meyer was lucky lucianos best friend
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sure was simba
52:00 <cherri_pie> this can be seen in the movie mobsters
52:00 <The_Baron> I wonder if there is an all chimpanzee gangster movie?
52:00 <cherri_pie> with christian slater
52:00 <cherri_pie> yeh there should be a 
52:00 <cherri_pie> for spastics like u 
52:00 <cherri_pie> you can be the gangtsa chimp
52:00 <megamanga> wut
52:00 <partay> NO.. lola was in my pool and anthony was trying to dick her 
52:00 <Serenity> oh
52:00 <partay> she cockslapped him down
52:00 <Serenity> that poor cunt. with his tiny penis
52:00 <Maurice> If nobody else was there she would have done him
52:00 <fawks> her name was lolaaa she was a slut girllll fucking irc guys everywhere, jizzing semen in her hairrrrr doottotoootoo
53:00 <cherri_pie> standing over everyone for there banananas
53:00 <cherri_pie> and smuggling banananas to interstate zoos
53:00 <simba> all chimp affair
53:00 <cherri_pie> shut up simba
53:00 <cherri_pie> no ones talking to u fagget
53:00 <The_Baron> cherri_pie, I know ur beig facetious
53:00 <The_Baron> but I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT
53:00 <simba> Monkey Mafia
53:00 <thestig> CHERRI_POO
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an argument the other day over the fact I don't believe Scarface is a mafia movie
53:00 <SassyMeMow> HI CHERRI PI
53:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-TXjVBR4X4
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bone thugs n harmony - Resurrection (Paper, Paper) - Greates (Nov 29, 2008) 5:12 - Category: Music - 258,136 views - 558 likes (94.4%), 33 dislikes (5.6%)
53:00 <cherri_pie> simbas mum is a chimpo
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about one cocky cuban coke head
53:00 <megamanga> i cum on tits faces and asses
53:00 <Serenity> shes got a ridiculous name
53:00 <megamanga> best tshirt ever
53:00 <Serenity> well her names normal
53:00 <Serenity> its just spelled stupid
53:00 <Maurice> Well, taking the kids and leaving her husband to move across the country in pursuit of irc cock, she really was a whore
53:00 <Serenity> to be fair mark was a weirdo
53:00 <megamanga> i have no idea who we're talking about
54:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> simber smuggles chimps in his anus
54:00 <fawks> ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> killing every cunt in sight
54:00 <cherri_pie> thats what i was thinking of
54:00 <The_Baron> also the fact ur a sloppy holed cum rag who sucks dicks for bath salts
54:00 <cherri_pie> scarface
54:00 <cherri_pie> dont know how i forgot that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not mafia
54:00 <cherri_pie> doesnt matter
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah it does
54:00 <cherri_pie> its a classic
54:00 <simba> chimp crap
54:00 <The_Baron> no shit
54:00 <fawks> hi cherri_pie 
54:00 <cherri_pie> hiii fawksss
54:00 <The_Baron> let's move on before someone quotes it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'M LOADED!
54:00 <cherri_pie> the only normal person in here
54:00 <fawks> where you been 
54:00 <cherri_pie> i would marry fawks
54:00 <SassyMeMow> hi fawks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
54:00 <cherri_pie> and have lezzo sex with her forever
54:00 <fawks> sassy <3
54:00 <Maurice> So are most of the irc guys in qld
54:00 <fawks> I don't know we well I just like making rhymes 
54:00 <MadScientist> lol
54:00 <slower> it makes me wonder, just who is more sick and sad, the person talked about, or the people taking perverse sense of fun mocking him
54:00 <fawks> her*
54:00 <Maurice> I'm not sick or sad, but I'll still say her
54:00 <Serenity> shes a weirdo
55:00 <cherri_pie> iv been good sweetys
55:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, WHY YOOOOOUUUU 
55:00 <cherri_pie> hows u
55:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGMd8vOLEDw
55:00 <Bastardly_One> THIS TOWN IS LIKE A BIG PUSSY WAITING TO BE FUCKED!
55:00 <fawks> I'm good ty
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs N Harmony-no surrender (Sep 18, 2006) 3:34 - Category: Music - 2,696,509 views - 7,206 likes (97.3%), 197 dislikes (2.7%)
55:00 <cherri_pie> thats gooood :)
55:00 <cherri_pie> if i dont see u fawks i send u my best xmas wishes 
55:00 <The_Baron> u certainly are a bastard Bastardly_One
55:00 <cherri_pie> and have good holidays
55:00 <wolfy> fuckup
55:00 <fawks> aw
55:00 <fawks> that's lovely 
55:00 <fawks> merry Christmas to you too
55:00 <fawks> :)
55:00 <fawks> you too!
55:00 <wolfy> hahahaha
55:00 <cherri_pie> and when u go back to work tell ur boss to get fucked
55:00 <wolfy> wtf
55:00 <cherri_pie> and say suck on that cunt
55:00 <wolfy> cant even readwhat they say
55:00 <cherri_pie> haha :)
55:00 <fawks> lol I don't work atm
55:00 <wolfy> whata joke
55:00 <wolfy> hahahahaahaha
55:00 <fawks> I'm studying 
55:00 <wolfy> hahahahaha
55:00 <SassyMeMow> eugh xmas
55:00 <Serenity> when i was very first thinking i was preg with maggie shes like OMG IF U R ILL GET PREG 2
55:00 <Skirmish> Who is chasing irc penis? Why haven't I chat to her?! 
55:00 <Serenity> ok thats normal
55:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats odd
55:00 <Calin> there is no good irc penis
55:00 <Calin> surely whatever women are left know this
56:00 <thestig> CHERRI_POO
56:00 <cherri_pie> smart girl fakws thats the way 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> have any of you seen the 5 min version of Scarface?
56:00 <cherri_pie> u wont need to put up with power tripper bosses then
56:00 <The_Baron> no
56:00 <wolfy> fkn oath aye
56:00 <cherri_pie> what do u study fawks
56:00 <fawks> lol I will eventually
56:00 <wolfy> gangsta 
56:00 <wolfy> come on cunt
56:00 <fawks> communications degree
56:00 <wolfy> thestig, what you shittin for cunt?
56:00 <partay> Maurice youd let me cum on your boobs what are you talking about
56:00 <Serenity> is your penis not good calin
56:00 <Maurice> Thats what I like most about you, partay
56:00 <Skirmish> I dunno Calin ... back in the day I got a bit of action via word of mouth ... so to say. 
56:00 <megamanga> lol
56:00 <fawks> me irl http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/82995768.jpg
56:00 <Skirmish> Not sure I could handle meeting a random chick off the internet just to stir her pot these days though. The pains of growing up.
56:00 <Calin> Serenity my penis is superb, fantastic, impecable, too good in fact to be considered an "irc penis"
57:00 <cherri_pie> nice fawks :)
57:00 <fawks> do you work?
57:00 <The_Baron> I know someone with a communications degree
57:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i do fakws part time
57:00 <The_Baron> he does media analysis now
57:00 <wolfy> thestig, Just one question : when pz asks you to meet him near your house you shit your pants LOL owned cunt you scared shitless of the pz cause he will knock ya block off cunt ya dead
57:00 <Maurice> Sounds like effort to me
57:00 <Calin> it has mass appeal, it makes people feel at ease
57:00 <Serenity> but you're on irc
57:00 <Maurice> Can you show us?
57:00 <Serenity> so its anirc penis
57:00 <Serenity> AN irc
57:00 <Skirmish> lol fawks. 
57:00 <Calin> Maurice I feel the "us" is a little too broad
57:00 <Maurice> Makes sense if you sounded it out, an erk
57:00 <Maurice> Can you show me?
57:00 <Calin> Perhaps we could organise scheduled visitation rights
57:00 <Calin> a private viewing
58:00 <The_Baron> he gets paid 120 K a year to sit in an office by himself, smoke weed and google shit
58:00 <The_Baron> that's all a media analyst does
58:00 <wolfy> YOU GOT 0WN3D BY THE PZ
58:00 <fawks> nice The_Baron 
58:00 <doctor> yeah i can believe that
58:00 <cherri_pie> the stig is a pieice of shit
58:00 <doctor> it's why we're broke
58:00 <thestig> wolfy chucky went to your house and you shit yourself LOLLL
58:00 <fawks> I'm doing net comms
58:00 <fawks> thinking of majorin in web design
58:00 <cherri_pie> the stick you dopey cunt
58:00 <fawks> idk yet
58:00 <thestig> anything u say is shit
58:00 <cherri_pie> a piece of poo is smarter than u
58:00 <The_Baron> web design, fuck that shit
58:00 <wolfy> thestig, thats just a lie you made up cause you a pussy to show up
58:00 <wolfy> hahaha
58:00 <The_Baron> there are a gajillion people doing web design
58:00 <cherri_pie> the stig u pussy cunt
58:00 <cherri_pie> cant fight
58:00 <Calin> GOD DAMIT
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a regular laugh?
58:00 <Excessive> passionpop/spin the bottle
59:00 <cherri_pie> haha
59:00 <cherri_pie> im a bich and i could smash him
59:00 <cherri_pie> fucking 40 yr old loser cunt
59:00 <cherri_pie> living with him mum or whatevevcer the fuck
59:00 <fawks> I'm still at the beginning so idk what I wanna do yet 
59:00 <cherri_pie> the cunt has no life
59:00 <wolfy> thestig, www.trutube.tv
59:00 <The_Baron> cherri_pie, the way u talk reminds me of the prostitues on Telopea st in Punchbowl
59:00 <wolfy> jewboy
59:00 <wolfy> stfu
59:00 <wolfy> hahaha
59:00 <The_Baron> so lady like
59:00 <wolfy> here they g
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KANukZsWD9Q
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarface - The Short Version (Mar 1, 2006) 1:39 - Category: Entertainment - 2,001,515 views - 7,128 likes (97%), 219 dislikes (3%)
59:00 <cherri_pie> good thing im not from sydney then
59:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking idiot
59:00 <wolfy> the jews are trying to silence the room
59:00 <fawks> lol telopea street 
59:00 <cherri_pie> i know where telopea st is
59:00 <cherri_pie> and the lebos that used to run it
59:00 <Mew> http://farm1.staticflickr.com/33/67709449_a12174a605_z.jpg
59:00 <Mew> hehehehehe
59:00 <Calin> fungy penis
59:00 <fawks> ROFL
59:00 <fawks> DOODLE
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gone to bed
59:00 <Mew> hes only just gone to bed moments ago
59:00 <Mew> slap louder
59:00 <Mew> JINGLEBALLS
59:00 <fawks> nnooo
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