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00:00 <Bastardly_One> did you have your illness before the datura OD?
00:00 <Loof> yep
00:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
00:00 <Loof> my illness aint from drugs
00:00 <Loof> it's from hardship
00:00 <Loof> abuse etc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
00:00 <faux> oh my god
00:00 <faux> i am crying
00:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=782662615079922&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
00:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be asked though if you've done that kind of shit and od'ed
01:00 <Loof> it lowered my iq
01:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one believes me when I say I've been dumber since I had a lung collapse 7 or so years ago
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that op make me fucking stupid I swear
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so I believe a traumatic mental experience alone could lower your IQ
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention that kind of shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> note I said I believe ... I dunno if that's fact
04:00 <Loof> doctors always get these mixed up; did the drugs cause the illness, or did the illness cause the drug use?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I am forever getting sick of past substance use being taken into play
05:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
05:00 <Loof> it's a scapegoat for them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not in denial I could of made it worse
05:00 <doctor> The idea is to go completely insane
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I think you are though
05:00 <doctor> So you can't tell if you are dreaming or awake
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I did make it worse or not
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not the reason alone ... which can be assumed
06:00 <Loof> i think it was only a small part of it
06:00 <Loof> did you have a hard life?
06:00 <Loof> no love?
06:00 <Loof> abuse?
06:00 <Loof> poverty?
06:00 <Loof> sickness?
06:00 <Loof> or just born with it?
06:00 <Loof> (which i dont get)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> genetic mental illness
07:00 <Bastardly_One> somehow gets wired into the family genetics along the line
07:00 <Bastardly_One> make sense when explained that simple?
08:00 <Loof> that sucks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine I think was mismanagment of what is now known as ADHD
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was what was called hyperactive as a child
08:00 <Bastardly_One> on phenergan and shit
08:00 <Loof> should try omega nutrients
09:00 <Loof> heard it can treat adhd
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I should do a lot of things
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I don't have it supposedly
09:00 <doctor> just stick it out untill you kick the bucket
09:00 <doctor> then it wont matter anymore
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, any research I've done suggests you don't grow out of it completely
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking lazy cunt GPs
10:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL - SUAREZ - 1-0
10:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see if I'm right
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 nil might be by halftime
11:00 <Bastardly_One> link me the stream ... I'll see how I go
11:00 <simba> http://firstrownow.eu/watch/228638/1/watch-liverpool-fc-vs-cardiff-city.html
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a shit ISP ... and noddy seems to be torrenting some shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on Dodo
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
12:00 <simba> good match cardiff r going ok
12:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that loaded quick
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I should put the comp on my telly
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and watch it bigger
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
13:00 <simba> kgo
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like dual screen ... watch it on the telly in front of me kind of thing
13:00 <simba> gotta go duel screen
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and have the lappy screen on this
13:00 <simba> cant imagine a life w/o it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but cbf'ed finding my cord tbh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck knows if I even remembered to pack it
14:00 <Loof> i got my desktop running to the tv in the lounge
14:00 <Loof> play games on the tv with xbox controller
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I think I may be sleeping alone
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tonight :(
14:00 <doctor> oh dear
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nawwww MoM
14:00 <simba> me 2
14:00 <doctor> sorry to hear, it must be hard for you
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont be
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I never do
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the voices in my head
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
15:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_ZfzAhkHM
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have this vision of your wife
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Funny Vines: Christmas Kitty vine.co (Dec 17, 2013) 0:07 - Category: Entertainment - 685 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fighting your imaginary friends
15:00 <faux> oop
15:00 <faux> s
15:00 <faux> wrong one
15:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM
15:00 <faux> .
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Dec 14, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Film and Animation - 626,487 views - 7,893 likes (92.7%), 624 dislikes (7.3%)
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhh
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I sorta meant
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the bf fell asleep on the couch
15:00 <Bastardly_One> someone put that up yesterday
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ajejajebla
16:00 <Bastardly_One> someone really shit too faux
16:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember who though
16:00 <simba> wake him up tell him to come to bed
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh wheres BlackDevil
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cod shittin me
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hell no
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> was playin wit my pet gecko
16:00 <Bastardly_One> go past and kick the couch
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> he so cool
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> or she O_o
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> PandasDontDrive: 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> playing with a gecko
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what happened to the playmate friend?
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thought she was getting there today?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> while having an ex playmate staying
17:00 <faux> lol this is what hapens when you air your 'life story' on irc
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo MistressOfMayhem
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes in bed
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah bullshit
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> was just in there, got twilight on lol
17:00 <faux> what did she cook
17:00 <Bastardly_One> where's a pic link?
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> where's the pic then?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken n stuff
17:00 <ShaDz> WHAT HAPENED FAUS=X
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <Mew> the ol' chicken n stuff
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta pic u too?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah
17:00 <simba> chicken n stuff
17:00 <ShaDz> ALL ME MATES ARE PIMPS
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill post the same one i did to picard
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I wanna see her
18:00 <faux> we saw that one
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she doesnt look much diff cept for blond now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the pic
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I didn't faux 
18:00 <faux> dem round ol fake titties
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> then im fucking done
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont care what u cunts think
18:00 <simba> its a pic of some actress
18:00 <ShaDz> PORK
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno where i live shimumba
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> come see urself..
18:00 <simba> nobody will b there
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> n who gives a shit due shes a friend FUCK
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, where's the pic?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 ppl will
18:00 <Mew> its a trap
18:00 <ShaDz> THIS SONG IS FUCK WOG PUTRID
18:00 <simba> take a pic of her in ur bed
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> her me n my mate
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's wrong dude
19:00 <faux> take a pic of you guys together then
19:00 <simba> uve done worse
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> take a pic of me on bed XD
19:00 <faux> just be like he he i want a pic
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have
19:00 <simba> do it
19:00 <faux> huh let stake a pic tgoether
19:00 <simba> gogogogogo
19:00 <faux> fkn
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pic
19:00 <simba> u took a pic with beagle arm in arm 
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kgo
19:00 <simba> why not a pic with this bird
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno go fk urself
19:00 <Mew> fkn say cheese brav huhu
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill post to shads
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
19:00 <faux> lmao Mew
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u just said you would show me!!
19:00 <faux> XD
19:00 <Bastardly_One> show ME
19:00 <simba> he is just lyin
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you said you were showing me in pm hours ago
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye Bastardly_One soz forgot
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> one tick
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: pm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no
20:00 <faux> l o l 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
20:00 <Atari> what a bunch of slime bag cabbies
20:00 <Bastardly_One> say pm please Sir
20:00 <Mew> goin out for a cig first brav
20:00 <Mew> huhu
20:00 <Atari> smelt like sewerage the cab
20:00 <simba> huhu
20:00 <Atari> i aint going into a shithole place like that again
21:00 <simba> neither
21:00 <Atari> fucking whole place smelt like sewerage
21:00 <Atari> the place got flooded
21:00 <simba> maybe that was ur nappy lol
21:00 <Atari> fucking plumbers everywhere
21:00 <Atari> tabaret stunk like shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how long does it take to link me?
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pm please SIR!
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for being smart
21:00 <Atari> what a fucking gross place
22:00 <Atari> stinking fucks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you stink
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
22:00 <Atari> i do
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you expect more from me Sir?
22:00 <Atari> not as much as the place i went to but
22:00 <Atari> i just came back from tabaret
22:00 <Atari> it smelt like shit
22:00 <faux> im sensing some dom sub shit here
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> chop chop PandasDontDrive 
23:00 <Atari> what a bunch of filfthy fucks
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> show meeeeeee
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn firefox is fucking up with fb
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> goes all basic as fk
23:00 <simba> he doesnt have a model in his bed lol
23:00 <Atari> the place got flooded
23:00 <faux> not a model and ex playmate
23:00 <Atari> and it's carpet smelt like sewerage
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> talk about me much
23:00 <Atari> fucking cheaps cunts
23:00 <faux> we are
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> im watching The Edge
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
23:00 <faux> stfu atari no one cars
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like Atari
24:00 <faux> we get it you went out
24:00 <faux> mad
24:00 <Atari> i do
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow we get it you dont go out faux
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> agoraphobia much..
24:00 <Atari> i care, that retards go to a shit hole
24:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit u few dish it hard but cant take it
24:00 <faux> i wouldnt start on that
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lollllllllllll
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> id ask if i cared.
24:00 <faux> youve admitted in ths channl you suffer from agoraphobia AND you take meds
24:00 <faux> im not a pillpopper
24:00 <faux> carry on
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> suffered
24:00 <faux> suffer.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer mdd and ocd
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> so what
25:00 <faux> yeah pill popper
25:00 <faux> run along 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> pill popper?
25:00 <simba> do u have agoraphobia PandasDontDrive
25:00 <Atari> run along
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> terminology
25:00 <Atari> the axe is in the corner
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> bit outta context there fox
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> no simba
25:00 <Atari> so is the retard room
25:00 <faux> lol no
25:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> for several years i did
25:00 <Atari> plus your anxiety
25:00 <faux> until next time he forgets his lies
25:00 <simba> u used to have it?
25:00 <faux> then he'll be like hu hu agoraphobic brav
25:00 <faux> seroquel brav
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer after being stabbed
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> for around ten yrs
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> over gone
26:00 <simba> :(
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant escape mdd n ocd but gotta deal with it
26:00 <Atari> dont use psychology on me demon
26:00 <faux> its quite sad that you rub it someones face after experiencing it yourself
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb loofz!
26:00 <Atari> i will fuck you without a condom
26:00 <ShaDz> lol
26:00 <Atari> so stfi
26:00 <ShaDz> in the ass,.
27:00 <simba> LIVERPOOL
27:00 <simba> 2-0 sterling
27:00 <Atari> i like tards
27:00 <Atari> 2 pounds sterling is ok
27:00 <Mew> i just made a chai latte mmmmmm
27:00 <Mew> has PandasDontDrive linked the pic yet?
27:00 <Mew> or are we still mysteriously waiting
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what's her name?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
28:00 <Atari> simba, you know you math
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> so like
28:00 <Atari> i am amazed
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i guess
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant be best friends with ashlee either
28:00 <couleurs> go cardife
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> just cause Mew's such a fat arse, uneducated cunt
28:00 <simba> lolololol
28:00 <Atari> that balances the dollar simba
28:00 <simba> Atari i am not talking currency mate
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> be in Cardiff next yr couleurs
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> PandasDontDrive: chop chop pm.
28:00 <Atari> but it dont always work out like that
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ll
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
29:00 <Atari> oh ok
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stop getting distracted
29:00 <Atari> tell me it is penis you are talking about
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't believe you know this random model off the net
29:00 <couleurs> idgaf
29:00 <Atari> i am the random model of the net
30:00 <simba> holy shit
30:00 <simba> 3-0 suarez
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, what part of Canada does she come from?
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: stop distracting him
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 2 mins
30:00 <couleurs> r u kiden me
30:00 <couleurs> another 5-0
30:00 <couleurs> Mega Mania
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> that gole was unbelievable
31:00 <simba> henderson owns!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
31:00 <simba> HT
31:00 <simba> this requires 3 bongs 
32:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> N++MEL
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
33:00 <couleurs> GOAL! Jesus wept. Suarez AGAIN! A second beautiful finish, this time curling beyond Marshall to indeed become the first man to hit 10 in one month. 3-0!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol mel even
33:00 <couleurs> lol at eurosport
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u just pewp :P
34:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/kristinmarie.fairclough
35:00 <faux> i NEED EVERY HUMAN TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT NOT HAVING OUR SILLY MOBILE AND CELL PHONES . WE WONT BEABLE TO EAT FOOD ANYMORE , I THINK FOOD SHOULD BE FREE EVERYWERE IN OUR WORLD AT OUR GROCERY STORES AND EVERYWERE . iM GOING TO START TELLING THE WORD AROUND OUR EARTH!!!!! THIS IS SIERIOUS . i ALREADY DONT HAVE A MOBILE PHONE OR HANDS FREE IN HOUSES APT AND MANSIONS AND ANY WERE ON OUR EARTH 
35:00 <faux> SOULD BE ILLIGAL TO HAVE A MOBILE PHONE 1!!!!!! lONG LIVE OUR BEEES i HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS BECAUSE OUR WORLD IS GOING TO GO STARVING WITH OUT THE POLINATION OF OUR BEAUTIFUL BEE 
35:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> tick tick tick
35:00 <faux> SO PLEASE ALL HUMANS GET YOUR LAND LINES WORKING AGAIN WITH OUT HANDS FREE PHONES . iF WE DO THIS WE WILL SAVE OUR WORLD AND BEES SO THAT THEY CAN POLINATE OUR FOOD AND FLOWERS THAT WEAT HAS A FLOWER POTATOES HAS A FLOWER EVERYTHING WE EAT SUGAR CANE HAS A FLOWER RICE EVERTHING THAT WE EAT NEEDS TO BE POLINATED BY OUR BEES LIKE I SAID . WE AS OUR HUMAN RACE US HUMAN BEINGS CAN STOP THE BEE 
35:00 <faux> EXTICTION .
35:00 <faux> WE ONLY HAVE 40% OF OUR BEES LEFT AND PROBABLY LESS NOW! PLEASE HUMANS LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO ♥♥♥♥♥ i KNOW PEOPLE HAVE TO SPEAD THE WORD ! NOW .
35:00 <simba> GOAL! Jesus wept. 
35:00 <Mew> I NEED EVERY HUMAN TO SEE THIS VIDEO!!! SIREOUSLY!!!
35:00 <faux> looooool
35:00 <Mew> I NEED EVERY HUMAN TO SEE THIS VIDEO!!! SIREOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Mew> cats and dogs need not apply.
36:00 <doctor> i don't have a mobile
36:00 <faux> I Love this Gadosh Gadosh gadosh adonyea tosabonyoth ! = ) Namastay Sasica *
36:00 <doctor> so i'm fighting the good fight
36:00 <couleurs> wh*t t*e f*ck
36:00 <doctor> for the bees!
36:00 <Excessive> wat's with the fb profile u posted Mew?
36:00 <faux> shes cute why is so so retarded
36:00 <faux> she*
36:00 <doctor> i had a hive of bees move in my backyard a few days a go
36:00 <simba> I NEED EVERY HUMAN TO SEE THIS VIDEO!!! SIREOUSLY!!!!!!!!!! *suarez highlight package*
37:00 <doctor> stop yelling right now!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so dead
37:00 <Mew> thats the canadian ex playmates facebook
37:00 <faux> i hate suarez' teeth
37:00 <faux> hes a horse
37:00 <simba> rude
37:00 <simba> He's got a wonderful smile.
37:00 <faux> me ir https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1476009_10152078077930498_1315455211_n.jpg
37:00 <faux> irl
38:00 <faux> Bastardly_One irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1390736_10151916486930498_1731532038_n.jpg
38:00 <ShaDz> -> [PeterSarsgaard] PING
38:00 <Excessive> is this PandasDontDrive subject again Mew?
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
38:00 <Atari> the fundamental things apply
38:00 <doctor> i like her, she's a mess
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Atari> as time goes by
38:00 <Atari> and when two lovers woo
38:00 <ShaDz> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-red-gold
38:00 <ShaDz> check it out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus ... that kind of looks like brett micheals that chick yeah?
39:00 <Atari> they still say, "i love you"
39:00 <Atari> on that you can rely
39:00 <faux> seriosuly
39:00 <Atari> it's still the same old story
39:00 <faux> this is exactly how i picture Bastardly_One in drag https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935822_10151720471570498_1340083731_n.jpg
39:00 <Atari> a fight for love and glory
40:00 <Atari> a case of do or die
40:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/582503_10151374630445498_642698733_n.jpg
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> faux: 
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nah
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> older
40:00 <shadz> LOL FAUX
40:00 <Atari> as time
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and less attractive
40:00 <shadz> THATS HIM THATS Bastardly_One
40:00 <shadz> RIGHT ON FAUX
40:00 <Atari> goes by
40:00 <Atari> time
40:00 <Mew> oh wait
40:00 <Mew> its this facebook
40:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/kristin.fairclough1
40:00 <Atari> who likes time ?
40:00 <Atari> time....
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck up mr plucked eyebrows and fake blond dye job
40:00 <Bastardly_One> who is that forks?
40:00 <simba> Time
41:00 <shadz> BIFOCULS ON HIS BIFOCULS
41:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like I should know who the face belongs to
41:00 <shadz> LOL AT Bastardly_One
41:00 <Atari> time after time
41:00 <Atari> time has to end
41:00 <Bastardly_One> never stick ya pic up at 3am when you think people aren't paying attention shads
41:00 <Atari> one day
41:00 <Bastardly_One> which I kept the link
42:00 <Atari> it can't go on forever
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari, you're like a bogan version of beehhh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
43:00 <Atari> please
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no
43:00 <Atari> tard  face
43:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
43:00 <Bastardly_One> FAUX
43:00 <faux> ?
43:00 <Atari> penis lover
43:00 <faux> what
43:00 <Bastardly_One> WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
44:00 <faux> oh god
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <faux> can you not encourage him
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Atari> she hates you
44:00 <Atari> now fuck off
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we were so close
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and now look at you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> did simba turn you against me?
44:00 <simba> WHAT IS HAPPENING
44:00 <simba> are you drnk
44:00 <simba> DRUNK
44:00 <faux> hes being Transmatron
44:00 <Atari> 
44:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One OMG OMG oi
44:00 <Transmatron> stfu for a sec
44:00 <faux> Transmatron says all those things to Bastardly_One
44:00 <Bastardly_One> explain to him
44:00 <Atari> no
44:00 <Transmatron> i got importat news
44:00 <simba> nnooooooooooh es online
44:00 <simba> everyone put him on ignore
44:00 <Transmatron> important
44:00 <simba> please
44:00 <Atari> i am insane
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
44:00 <Atari> call me a psychitatrist
45:00 <simba> fuck this channel 
45:00 <Atari> dickweed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I dumped you for simba
45:00 <Transmatron> BASTISTA IS COME BACK TO WWE!!!!!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and
45:00 <Bastardly_One> FAUX
45:00 <Transmatron> THE ANIMAL BATISTA!!!!1
45:00 <Transmatron> :d
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, knew that
45:00 <Transmatron> :D
45:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it
45:00 <Atari> batista is gay
45:00 <Transmatron> its gona be fucken awesome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> go wank over some old footage
45:00 <Transmatron> bastista vs lesnar
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be the same as it was
45:00 <Transmatron> hell fucken yeah
45:00 <Atari> batista and triple h are homos
45:00 <simba> i hope someone bigger than batista beats u to death irl soon
45:00 <simba> merry xmas bithc
45:00 <Atari> they both did anal on each other
45:00 <Transmatron> bastista vs ryback vs goldberg triple threat
45:00 <Transmatron> omg
46:00 <Transmatron> the possiblities are enless
46:00 <Atari> their all faggots
46:00 <Transmatron> hes gona shake up the scene majorly
46:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you act like it's a real non scripted sport
46:00 <Transmatron> ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of a scripted television entertainment package
46:00 <Transmatron> :p
46:00 <crash> cricket is good
46:00 <Atari> cricket is the best
47:00 <Atari> fuck all sports
47:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no scene except the actors guild
47:00 <crash> the game is easy, just hit the fucking ball
47:00 <Atari> well maybe not AFL
47:00 <Atari> AFL and cricket
47:00 <Atari> fuck the rest
47:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know the tour is in Aug?
47:00 <Transmatron> thats for saying that.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking TheRon if he wants to go
47:00 <Transmatron> thats disrespectful to the wrestlers who put their bodies on the line.
47:00 <Transmatron> u know jerry lawler
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I got confirmed a double pass meet and greet already
47:00 <Transmatron> u should know this Bastardly_One.
47:00 <Transmatron> shame on you
47:00 <Atari> the rest of sport is all gsy shit, cept afl and cricket
47:00 <Transmatron> old bitch
48:00 <Atari> gay shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear me?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm meeting Bryant in Aug
48:00 <Atari> gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Orton and Seamus
48:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One well then make sure u take pictures this time
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and all sorts who are touring
48:00 <Atari> fah homos
48:00 <Transmatron> to prove that what u are saying isnt bullshit
48:00 <simba> second half is on
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and sucks to be you
48:00 <Loof> only real sport was the roman gladiators in the arena, everything else is just silly fucking around
48:00 <Transmatron> male sure u take pictures.
48:00 <Transmatron> make
48:00 <Atari> fah u
49:00 <Transmatron> cuz last time u said i met ric flair and undertaker
49:00 <Atari> fah u in th a33
49:00 <Transmatron> and when i asked for evidence
49:00 <Atari> bitch
49:00 <Transmatron> u said u forgot to take pics or someshit
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kid in bed. bf asleep on the couch. bed to myself = WINNINg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yay MoM
49:00 <Atari> wyf
49:00 <Atari> wtf
49:00 <Atari> why kick awolf simba ?
50:00 <Serenity> what makes you think simba did that..
50:00 <simba> he took it up to authority 
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I hope awolf is ok
50:00 <Serenity> wtf
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
50:00 <simba> they got rid of him
50:00 <Atari> oh ok
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> brat to you dusty
50:00 <simba> he was just askin me
50:00 <Atari> he is a bitch
50:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> is simba an op?
50:00 <Atari> i understand
50:00 <crash> MistressOfMayhem: so room for me in your bed tonight ?
50:00 <Serenity> no
50:00 <simba> i am not an op yet guys
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes crash 
50:00 <simba> its coming
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> room for everyone
50:00 <Transmatron> wth
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yet?
50:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> well thats ok
50:00 <Transmatron> why is simba ever gona be op/
50:00 <Transmatron> ?
50:00 <simba> yep - my father was an op
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity
50:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> just when i thought austnet couldnt get any shitter
50:00 <Transmatron> ur father was an fag.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> back to the cyber
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said you could stop
51:00 <Serenity> i only cyber with other peoples husbands b1
51:00 <Serenity> sorry
51:00 <Loof> yay!
51:00 <simba> lmao Willy_Fingerbottom taking it to heart
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... I'm married to my hand
51:00 <Bastardly_One> let's do it
51:00 <Serenity> oh well in that case
52:00 <Loof> whatever happened to cleo10?
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
52:00 <British^Meat> an fag
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris killed her
52:00 <Loof> it was always up for cyber
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she lives upstairs from him
52:00 <Bastardly_One> heard about that?
52:00 <Loof> bs
52:00 <simba> cleo and chris are dating
53:00 <simba> he loves shrooms, she has shrooms growing out her feet, its destiny
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks the guy living above him
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is cleo10
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Mew
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i hope cleo is ok
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta give her marks for persistence
55:00 <Loof> http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dyeN1_700b_v1.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she'd even try to cyber beehhh given the chance
55:00 <Crip> nice loof
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> god damn Bastardly_One
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I can hear u from here
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fap fap fap
56:00 <Loof> he's a fast one hand typer
56:00 <Loof> years of practice
56:00 <simba> 420 for a month nice
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Crip what's new?
57:00 <Transmatron> any home and away fan in here? remember when they change actors for that doctor flynn? from the long haired dreamy dude to that chubby double chinned cunt back in like, 2002?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> come around and bring some choof ... I'm running out
57:00 <Loof> http://tunein2.radioxenu.com
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who watches that shit?
58:00 <Serenity> pretty sure no one over 16 watches that snot
58:00 <Transmatron> erm like, 90% of the australian nation Bastardly_One
58:00 <Transmatron> its ingrained in aussie pop culture mate
58:00 <Loof> ban all manchilds
58:00 <Transmatron> an icon
59:00 <simba> 3-1
59:00 <Transmatron> Loofwaffe
59:00 <simba> :@
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm in trouble from that nic that just quit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
59:00 <simba> no ur not
00:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/156485_3579622329834_1099875317_n.jpg
00:00 <Transmatron> your too old for her Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Sevi
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one is too old for her
00:00 <Transmatron> whoa damn mew
00:00 <Transmatron> who is that??
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity knows her too
00:00 <simba> wtf Mew 
00:00 <Serenity> or too taken
00:00 <simba> granny porn
00:00 <Mew> shes at PandasDontDrive's house atm
00:00 <Mew> thats the playmate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
00:00 <Transmatron> sif shes a granny simba wtf
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the fake bitch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:00 <simba> lmbo
01:00 <Mew> laffin me bum off
01:00 <simba> she looks a bit like a zombie
01:00 <Serenity> she looks better with dark hair
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you and faux are gonna get me fucking killed
01:00 <Transmatron> is that ashley?
01:00 <Student> still a slut
01:00 <Mew> nah this one is called kirstin
01:00 <Mew> LOL Student
01:00 <Student> what are you laughing at? you are the TOP slut :P
02:00 <couleurs> hi Student !
02:00 <Mew> #1 slutbag - Mewdlez
02:00 <Transmatron> hola mamasita
02:00 <Student> i have tried fashion-or-porn game, not liked it 
02:00 <Student> hello couleurs
02:00 <Mew> whats the fashion or porn game?
02:00 <Student> check the topic blindo 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah /hop the channel
03:00 <simba> blindo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil was trying to get my attention this afternoon
03:00 <Student> hop? oldstyle, type /topic #melbourne
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when simba and I were talking about games
03:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... he showed me that
04:00 <Mew> i see
04:00 <Student> trying to get my attention ;) Ha Ha 
04:00 <simba> cum
04:00 <Mew> 20/20-o
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I failed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the first one
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed after that
04:00 <Student> the way you are paintining , you must be rating your self "HIGHER"
05:00 <Loof> i vote we bann all sri lankins/indians and pakis from the server
05:00 <Student> i passed 2,3 and then that small thumbnail, how any one can figure it out for the first time
05:00 <Student> good luck Loof
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of know that first black guy was porn
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was too obvious in a way
05:00 <Student> looks like it is time for your medicines now 
06:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
06:00 <Student> i think i have heared that radio
06:00 <Student> let me try again 
06:00 <Serenity> gross stop advertising xenu
06:00 <Crip> <3
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <Student> no comments on pukes
06:00 <Serenity> fuck off student you illiterate boon
07:00 <Student> but i do like the voice quality on that radio xenu site
07:00 <Transmatron> best black guy in porn, or my fave at least is mandingo
07:00 <Student> stop hittion on my eyes you baffoon 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I was thinking of this the other day
07:00 <Student> *hitting
07:00 <Bastardly_One> is this channel age restricted at all?
07:00 <Student> i do not think so 
07:00 <Serenity> i wish it was
07:00 <Student> every type of shit goes in here
07:00 <Transmatron> yes Bastardly_One
07:00 <Transmatron> it is
08:00 <Transmatron> over 40s must leave.
08:00 <Transmatron> sorry buddy
08:00 <Loof> it isn't? cool expect zac on here in a few years lol
08:00 <Student> there is discrimanition that a lot of under age and under developed minds are present in here ;)
08:00 <systemless> Hahah.
08:00 <systemless> Mad.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... isn't everyone that posts even soft porn breaking a rule as such?
08:00 <systemless> Ugh.
08:00 <systemless> Wow.
08:00 <Student> what the hell is systemless? 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like that would be bannable for a long time in an open age channel you'd think right?
08:00 <Student> but i like systemless's honesty about himself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not that *I* care ... I just wonder if anyone at all has considered it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me
09:00 <Serenity> i cant ban people for posting porn or id have to ban myself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think the shit
09:00 <Student> ofcourse it has been considered
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and then type it
09:00 <Student> once there were all types of rules 
09:00 <Student> now , no body cares ;) 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, true enough Student
10:00 <Student> why you boiling yourself over that "rule" thing? :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I was just wondering if there was still any structure as such left in here
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not bitching at all
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just stupid shit you think of randomly
10:00 <Serenity> theres no one here to enforce any structure
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tits out for the boys!!!
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
11:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense to moi sezz
11:00 <Student> having rules are easy, the implementation part is the real headache, need a lot of dedication and voulunteer work 
11:00 <Student> shut up MistressOfMayhem
11:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu yourself
11:00 <Serenity> dont tell her to shut up
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no.
11:00 <Aphox> TOFTB, TOFTB!
11:00 <Serenity> you shut up
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I shall never be silenced!!
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mwahaha ha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Aphox knows
11:00 <Student> stop hurting my brain you baffooon 
11:00 <Student> ha Ha ha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
11:00 <Student> vampiress
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> TOFTB, DOFTC
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity likes MistressOfMayhem ... I'd behave
12:00 <Mew> simba http://25.media.tumblr.com/20ba96e3cdf882fe4ccb85fa7808fe02/tumblr_mwdx4eNn691snh5zpo1_400.jpg
12:00 <Loof> anyone know where i can buy an extra large cock warmer?
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> umm wtf mew
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol!
12:00 <simba> u no me well
12:00 <Serenity> knit one
12:00 <Transmatron> use a sock
12:00 <Loof> hey dim sim knits!
12:00 <Loof> yay
12:00 <Student> buy? you have to simply put "it" on a roaster simple as that Loof
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I use a a hiking sock
13:00 <Serenity> LOL dim sim
13:00 <Aphox> It feels like Shep in here
13:00 <Transmatron> no Bastardly_One. just no.
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who is Student ?
13:00 <Serenity> a large womans stocking
13:00 <Student> we have a shop in here with title "dim Sun"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Aphox is Thirtheenth Order then
13:00 <Bastardly_One> with the shep line
13:00 <Student> who cares about thirteenth order :)
13:00 <Aphox> 13th order?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a dude from shep
14:00 <Student> people who do not have that much courage to come up with a single nick 
14:00 <Transmatron> illuminati talk
14:00 <Aphox> Right
14:00 <Student> illuminati is just a movie fiction thing
14:00 <Mew> um....... is this what i think it is? http://hotpoz.tumblr.com/
14:00 <Transmatron> sure Student, thats what the common sheeps are btainwashed to think
15:00 <Aphox> What if i'm the 87th order? At the local fish and chip shop? And they got your oder wrong... you've got no fish but you got extra calamari so it's alright
15:00 <stebie> poor reffing in this game
15:00 <Student> my carefactor , Zero 
15:00 <Serenity> mew
15:00 <Serenity> how do you find this shit
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Student> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stebie ;)
15:00 <Mew> i actually dont know LOL
15:00 <stebie> hi Student
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol @ shep Bastardly_One 
15:00 <Mew> i clicked on a few different tumblrs and landed thee
15:00 <Mew> there*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mew ... I know what you mean
15:00 <Student> yah Mew Enlighten us with your "genius" , shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it just happens doesn't it?
15:00 <Student> nice to see ya still around and kicking stebie :) keep the good work ;)
16:00 <Serenity> haha thats farrrkkked
16:00 <Bastardly_One> bad choice of words
16:00 <Mew> A blog of only HIV + Men and the sexiness they serve us.
16:00 <Student> this girl , realy damage my brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
16:00 <Mew> we used to hangout with a gay guy off irc called BJ
16:00 <Mew> (lol)
16:00 <Student> any way that was pretty much shit site Mew
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3 ty
17:00 <Mew> and he got tested for hiv and it came back negative
17:00 <Mew> he was actually SAD that he wasnt a pos guy
17:00 <Serenity> OH SHIT
17:00 <Mew> i didnt realise they had this whole community though
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Ty
17:00 <Serenity> pos.. means.. positive of course
17:00 <simba> thank u sexy Serenity
17:00 <Mew> yeah
17:00 <Mew> theyre "breeding" the virus
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Serenity> thats even MORE wtf!
17:00 <Mew> its pretty messed up
17:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and to be said he wasn't positive is messed up indeed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *sad
17:00 <Mew> he was gutted
17:00 <Mew> in the worst mood all day
18:00 <Mew> didnt wanna party with us that night
18:00 <Serenity> why the fuck do they want to spread it
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it brings community Bastardly_One
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> so much attention
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think "they" do
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they love to go out on a high
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but if he did ... he has some real issues
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and should be castrated
18:00 <Aphox> the first time in a long while i'
18:00 <Aphox> ve seen something new on the internet
19:00 <Bastardly_One> a straight guy would be castrated for spreading it probably intentionally
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Dallas Buyers club. it star's australia's own Matthew Mcewnolly
19:00 <Student> now i am in some "theory" channel 
19:00 <Aphox> Depending on intention you could go with manslaughter right?
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's about an aids patient who tries to get aids
19:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/01e7e070aa6d64e8b0958c93b4c68926/tumblr_mr3tl98P8S1rk3m5uo1_500.gif
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Mew is it true that there's porn on tumblr?
20:00 <Mew> IT RAW
20:00 <Mew> PeterSarsgaard.. i think there might be
20:00 <Student> Mew you are so full of crap ;) i admit it publicly 
20:00 <Mew> a little bit
20:00 <Mew> Student cant even handle me right now
20:00 <Loof> i no belief
20:00 <Student> lol 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
20:00 <Student> i do not want to handle you or come near you :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that put a song in my head
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the indian guy doing
20:00 <Student> No , no
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the club can't even handle me right now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the lotion guy?
21:00 <Mew> yeah thats what came into my head too lol
21:00 <Mew> cos Student is a paki
21:00 <Student> yah lotion guy must be some tough guy :P
21:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
21:00 <Bastardly_One> My love
21:00 <Doodle> why its it hotter now than it has been all day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
21:00 <Doodle> at 1am
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it is hey?
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> spot the fkn Aussie
21:00 <Student> nice to know "something" can come in to your head ;) 
21:00 <Student> cool 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I was trippin
21:00 <Doodle> its 19 out there
21:00 <Aphox> does honeysmack - walk on acid ring any bells for anyonE?
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <Mew> Student ill come into your head
21:00 <Mew> cum*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so it really is warm
21:00 <fawks> what's the temp
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well that's weird as fuck
22:00 <Student> lol
22:00 <Student> good luck Mew
22:00 <Serenity> i will literally pay someone $500 to stab student in the fucking temple with an ice pick
22:00 <Doodle> it got to 17 today, its 19.5 atm
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> crash: where the hell r u? bed is cold!
22:00 <Student> i do not know what to say to this baffoonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know that
22:00 <Mew> that is pretty fucking weird Doodle
22:00 <fawks> are you gonna have a hot day tomorrow 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but no shit?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that is weird for us
22:00 <Student> what exactly is a hot day? :P
22:00 <Doodle> 27 tomorrow
22:00 <Serenity> FUCK UP
22:00 <Doodle> and raining
22:00 <fawks> hmm
23:00 <fawks> odd
23:00 <Student> if my back is hot, i am having a hot day 
23:00 <fawks> lol
23:00 <Student> what is up with the yelling, this baffoon is out of control 
23:00 <fawks> shut up student you cum guzzling shitbag
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it felt warm going out the front before to see what some bogan was yelling at going past
23:00 <Doodle> looool
23:00 <simba> ;p;
23:00 <fawks> lmao
23:00 <simba> f
23:00 <simba> ,
23:00 <Zade> yes Aphox
24:00 <fawks> f
24:00 <Serenity> did simba just die :(
24:00 <simba> ;';';';';';
24:00 <Loof> someone starts screaming shit and you go outside to confront them?
24:00 <Loof> crazy
24:00 <Loof> or brave
24:00 <Transmatron> i agree with loof on that
24:00 <Loof> or both
24:00 <Transmatron> crazy
24:00 <Loof> ?
25:00 <Transmatron> never go outside to confront some nutcase yelling
25:00 <Transmatron> just call the cops
25:00 <Aphox> Zade: Did you get to see it live? , I arrived in Melbourne too late
25:00 <Zade> nope
25:00 <Transmatron> hero wannabes only end up gettin stabbed
25:00 <Zade> but i know the track 
26:00 <Mew> * Student ([email protected]) has joined #cats
26:00 <Mew> <awolf> whats your postcode
26:00 <Mew> <Student> ok 
26:00 <Mew> <Student> the seem like a good bunch of people in here
26:00 <Mew> <Mew> OH FOR FUCK SAKE
26:00 <Bastardly_One> cats
26:00 <Aphox> it feels like it was years before it's time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the channel for every other channel reject
26:00 <Bastardly_One> been banned in another channel ... join cats
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fine bunch of tards
27:00 <Zade> old skool acid 
27:00 <Aphox> do you know any other melbourne producers around the same time?
27:00 <Zade> phil k 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
28:00 <Bastardly_One> have you tried a capture the flag yet?
28:00 <simba> NAH
28:00 <Bastardly_One> meant to ask you like 4 hrs ago
28:00 <Bastardly_One> when I saw ya online
28:00 <Zade> hmc but he was from adelaide 
28:00 <simba> i mucked around 4 a bit
28:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One simba stop talking to eachother 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I got another 9 grand bounty
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not playing anything other than solo for a session next time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> these cunts hate me stealing their cars for Simeon
29:00 <Aphox> thanks Zade, anything around the time is good
29:00 <simba> im going 2 play capture the fag next time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I might before I go to bed
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I need
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> a bed warmer
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind the daytime o/s crowd
30:00 <Bastardly_One> depends if I can be bothered or not
31:00 <simba> where wh wh where wh wh where is wally where is wally where where
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's definitely been running smoother of late
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I said that before I moved
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so not kidding myself with a better connection
31:00 <Loof> cant wait for pc version
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the single player campaign was too easy in hindsight
33:00 <simba> gta
33:00 <simba> ?
33:00 <Doodle> theyre all easy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yep GTA 5
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was way too easy
34:00 <simba> prob
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but Trevor is the best video game character ever
34:00 <druidess> doodle is easy
34:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <Loof> Grand Theft Auto 5 PC Rumors: Release Date Set for March 2014, Says Norwegian Retailer
34:00 <Doodle> mean
34:00 <druidess> heh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah rumours
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're definitely making one
34:00 <Loof> sweet
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're refusing to say they will make a port for the new gen consoles
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if asked they aren't making it for the One or PS4
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, sure you're not
35:00 <Loof> next gen gta online *drool*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only just recently came online
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're not gonna go next gen?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you're not
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just in 20 yrs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like all your releases
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with bugs for the first year
36:00 <Loof> rockstar?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
36:00 <Loof> ic
36:00 <simba> FT 3-1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as if they're not porting GTA V/Online to the new consoles
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 -1 eh?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I predicted 3 nil
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one thing you will notice Loof
37:00 <Aphox> I put at least $10 million zimbabwe dollars on a pc release in '14
37:00 <systemless> Mad...
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the Rockstar infamous block graphics don't exist in GTA 5
37:00 <simba> i predicted 4-0
38:00 <Bastardly_One> even on the PS3 it's so lush
38:00 <Bastardly_One> am I right simba and Doodle?
38:00 <Loof> yeah i played it for a week
38:00 <Aphox> imagine what it will be like on pc
38:00 <Loof> was awesome
38:00 <simba> its a gr8 game
38:00 <Aphox> 2 or 4 x sli 780's banging it out
38:00 <Doodle> yes the penis shading is exceptional
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol doctor
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle too
39:00 <simba> 19 goles 12 games
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the man is a machine
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and he seemed really happy to be resigned too
39:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6780/80q1zzMq60yQawcwzujbGw/0_0.jpg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> glad he didn't do a Torres failure
39:00 <Doodle> need to work on my landings still
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously have issues landing
40:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6407/plh0sfMTOE6HXc7_rbESDQ/0_0.jpg
40:00 <simba> he should be here much longer
40:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding i just like dumping jumbos in the sea
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always fucking up this online mission at the last second crashing the plane trying to land it
40:00 <simba> nice that z type owns in red/white or red/black
40:00 <simba> wine red
40:00 <simba> is the nicest color
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask why you wasted cash on that
41:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9081/br83O7kV2UisX64z4n2E5Q/0_0.jpg
41:00 <Doodle> heaps to do
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and then realised you haven't played online yet
41:00 <Doodle> waste cash?
41:00 <Doodle> yeh
41:00 <Doodle> plus i bought it, fucked around and didnt save it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna make a custom number plate for online
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't think up anything that witty
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Loof> oooh sweet san andreas is out for android :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... and will be as fuckity to play as Vice City
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've that and 3 on the droid
43:00 <Loof> same
43:00 <Loof> trying to fly is a bitch
43:00 <Loof> that mini copter
43:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of doing that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they could of improved their cloud servers more
43:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1454709_10200634118930029_417076996_n.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about simba
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but I get issues on the online component
45:00 <Aphox> thankyou for that Excessive
45:00 <Bastardly_One> though since the updates the last one and today's
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if it's psychological or real
45:00 <Excessive> :D
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but there seems real improvement
46:00 <Mew> for some reason i really wanna stick that hairspray can up someones bumhole
46:00 <Mew> it looks perfect for bum insertion
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the point Mew
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks it looks like a dildo
46:00 <Mew> oh i didnt read anything LOL
46:00 <Mew> i just clicked :(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he never said sht
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just know the story
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> of the pic I mean
47:00 <Aphox> the deo can?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
47:00 <Loof> i think they designed them that way intentionally
47:00 <Loof> for sexual uses
47:00 <simba> it was made for u and me mew
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you never know what they have in their handbags
47:00 <Mew> lots of girls at school used impulse cans
47:00 <Bastardly_One> "just going to the loo"
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure you are bitch
47:00 <Mew> one latino girl used a lynx can and took a video of it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're tapping the bean
48:00 <Aphox>  there is no visible raphe or head ridge
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how deprived are we all?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> discussing this can
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we need to get laid people
48:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Excessive> lawlz
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bribe e Crip
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll listen
48:00 <Crip> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive listen to crip's show
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you'll like it
49:00 <Crip> im only on for another 20 mins
49:00 <Bastardly_One> then bringing a mull over?
49:00 <Excessive> k, I'll give it a chance
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're close now
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just fly down scotts pde
49:00 <Bastardly_One> be here in 10
50:00 <Aphox> comparing the can to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gray1158.png is a bit rich
50:00 <Bastardly_One> get over the can
50:00 <Bastardly_One> My ADHD demands more entertainment
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, provide
50:00 <Mew> im fading
50:00 <Mew> need bed raaaaaa
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking parents
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't make it past 11
51:00 <fawks> im catching up on revenge omg
51:00 <fawks> omgog
51:00 <Bastardly_One> without nodding on the couch
51:00 <Crip> im  close to scotts pde
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I guessed Crip
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on Peel St
51:00 <Bastardly_One> near Eastern Oval now
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said a quick run down Scotts Pde
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're at my place
52:00 <simba> cum
52:00 <Bastardly_One> on
52:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem's
52:00 <Bastardly_One> face?
52:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555981_10200466283894258_451187687_n.jpg
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> do it
52:00 <Crip> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that in English you wog cunt?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
53:00 <Crip> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m799wuT9wc1qcxrpgo1_500.gif
53:00 <Excessive> I plant wat I want, ye?!
53:00 <Crip> sAME lady 120 years later
53:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
53:00 <druidess> nuh
54:00 <Mew> Skrotus http://25.media.tumblr.com/8401ce5af7384d21908d43007a0bb87b/tumblr_mwf0ep7nA11r4en3mo2_500.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it say then druidess?
54:00 <Mew> these guys really need to hire a cleaner
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so if it says I plant what I want then it's anti GMO I assume
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just having a laugh at Alex Jones sucking up Dave Mustaine's arse
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the megadeth cockhead
55:00 <Mew> http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f94be51accf8dc91baa4d5119375aba/tumblr_mxzh1t1iiq1s801imo1_1280.jpg
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that's a small dock
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> in satisfying
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> un*
56:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1384247_10200342692844559_1747973640_n.jpg
56:00 <Excessive> them machines ............ I made over 2 grand out of em
57:00 <simba> Chr*st.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck did I hear ALL about it
57:00 <Excessive> they came out of someone's skip that had a "FREE" sign on it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof might wanna see that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> show it again Excessive
57:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1384247_10200342692844559_1747973640_n.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this shit he made 2 grand out of ... found in a dumpster
58:00 <Loof> nice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it is when you're on a DSP
58:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so is the housemate but I tell ya what
59:00 <Bastardly_One> neither of us are working with him
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care what he offers between our talents
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just nod and shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the confidentiality thing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off wanker
00:00 <Loof> i've got to finish this website by feb
00:00 <Loof> after that i'm free
00:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you want me even to motivate to do front ends
00:00 <systemless> Heh.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then I need to retorrent dreamweaver
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ta for the reminder
01:00 <Loof> hehe no worries :)
01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/993726_10200260480189294_383504139_n.jpg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss the big arse hunks of shits
01:00 <Bastardly_One> in a way
01:00 <Bastardly_One> because I am fucking shit with hardware
02:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/11ed31759ee66b58035ee14e9cb4d641/tumblr_mxxn2xaTiT1s801imo1_500.jpg
02:00 <Loof> i hate hardware
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware and I don't get along
02:00 <Loof> i just let the shop do that
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a sincere mental block
02:00 <Bastardly_One> anal foot fucking
02:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff Mew
03:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/b59ed55d98e49a5f954f0f550028fb7a/tumblr_mxxn25tbga1s801imo1_500.jpg
03:00 <doctor> you don't seem well Bastardly_One, I hope things get better for you
03:00 <Mew> sneaky bottle of amyl nitrate in his hand
03:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1385545_10200203706329983_1776688844_n.jpg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fine doctor
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mew
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wtf
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
03:00 <doctor> Okay, good
04:00 <Mew> http://31.media.tumblr.com/081c590b28fcbb4c57c1c71687654435/tumblr_mxxmwoERNo1s801imo1_500.jpg
04:00 <Loof> fuck it i cbf clearing my history
04:00 <Mew> wow
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Loof> let her think i'm gay
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, anal foot fucking is old hat to me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I understand the wow factor
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember a vid I saw of it years ago
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Loof: the mrs checks ur history?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and someone who also saw it would keep posting
05:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make me put my foot up your arse B1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd just lose it in laughter
06:00 <Loof> yeah MistressOfMayhem she does
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wow
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she does?
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cbfd doing that to my bf
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, want some stuff to fuck with her man?
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One's wheels .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/971996_4470109165460_410673523_n.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the shag can
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> van
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the shop ummmmmmmmmmm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> something and wheels
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's their logo
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fashion shop right Excessive?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> rock n roll kind of style
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
07:00 <Excessive> I donno ........... I saw it in the street a while ago and took a pic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a "famous" store
08:00 <Mew> hohoho
08:00 <Mew> http://25.media.tumblr.com/5980fbeaf0b24eb2945ebf9136923e3b/tumblr_mxvqnmZGdz1s801imo1_1280.jpg
08:00 <Mew> tool - stinkfist
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or Ringfinger by NiN
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or Stinkfist by Clint Ruin and Lydia Lunch
09:00 <Bastardly_One> different song to the tool one
09:00 <Excessive> one for Kelevra ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/922716_4436472284559_1488706015_n.jpg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I don't think Mel is still around despite her name being here
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> those drops
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> are awesome
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm going to sleep
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nini
10:00 <Excessive> 10 bux at vinnies .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/557837_3556758452263_744080898_n.jpg
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> g'night assholes :)
10:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite :D
11:00 <PeterSarsgaard> she's very beautiful Excessive
11:00 <Mew> is that for nos?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what else is a soda stream for?
12:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they hardly ever come with the bulb inserter tool thing
12:00 <PeterSarsgaard> when you buy them from vinnies
12:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/426797_2462885026111_1591118509_n.jpg
12:00 <PeterSarsgaard> where can i buy bulbs Excessive
13:00 <PeterSarsgaard> but not at an Excessive price
13:00 <Bastardly_One> supermarkets usually
13:00 <PeterSarsgaard> supermarkets don't sell bulbs
13:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that's crazy talk
14:00 <Excessive> u can only get em from online catering shops these days
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is ... and really?
14:00 <Excessive> or at least that's wat I did
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> oh. very nice
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> who do you recommend to purchase from Excessive
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i trust Excessive bulb advice
14:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can't remember the mob's name now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being a tool
15:00 <Excessive> jus type in whipped cream chargers
15:00 <PeterSarsgaard> ok
17:00 <Bastardly_One> OW!
17:00 <Excessive> my mouse ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150861_3958430373810_164213702_n.jpg
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who has the fucking voodoo doll of me?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got a pain in my eye
18:00 <Loof> mini stroke
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they have those car mouses at Big W
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> your retina could be detaching
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> chicks love to click their cunts
18:00 <Loof> i just got a logitech g700s mouse today, it's fucking awesome
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i messed that up
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> chicks love to click their mice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh by the way ... I told ya I got the grinder yeah?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 33 at Big W
18:00 <Bastardly_One> get one
18:00 <Loof> nice
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> big w sell herb grinders?
19:00 <Loof> i'm going to start grinding up valarian root for my wife to vape
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> very nice
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i take valarian
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> not sure that shit actually works
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sunbeam coffee/herb grinder
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and it stinks like really bad vagina
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what they advertise it as ... a coffee/herb grinder
19:00 <Loof> also lemon balm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as if they don't know who buys them eh?
20:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you gotta love lemon balm
20:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523540_10200200489049553_1252650925_n.jpg
20:00 <Loof> i'm going to vape it
20:00 <Loof> bought 50g last night
20:00 <Loof> dried
20:00 <Loof> supposed to help sleep
20:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i dont' think it works
20:00 <Loof> damn
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> maybe it does for some. a shit load of brands
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you gotta think it works for some
21:00 <Loof> yeah
21:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554174_10200204568751543_95849733_n.jpg
21:00 <Loof> who knows
21:00 <Transmatron> <+Bastardly_One> I just got a pain in my eye
21:00 <Transmatron> its calle welcome to old age mate
22:00 <Loof> i'm quite proud of my got my walter white ghoatee
22:00 <Loof> even if it does make me look 50
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that as goat sex
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why
22:00 <Mew> um..
22:00 <Loof> i mean goatse
22:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/jessie.pomeroy.7
23:00 <Mew> look at this girls statuses.. shes retarded
23:00 <Calin> breaking bad is so .. september 2013
23:00 <Loof> doesn't work
23:00 <Calin> like to go out with me 
23:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1456096_10200572676754013_917981699_n.jpg
23:00 <Loof> maybe i have to be signed in
23:00 <Calin> <--- like this comment to be like .. totally in with me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lik to go out with me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> about 10 times
24:00 <Bastardly_One> in various stages of failure
24:00 <Calin> /r/cingepics would love that gear
25:00 <Calin> i went out in sydney tonight, newtown
25:00 <Calin> i could not believe how many hot women there were, perhaps its the fact i haven't been single for 5 years
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with your b/f
26:00 <Bastardly_One> newtown has become horrible IMO
26:00 <Calin> haha no .. my brother, we were directed to Surry Hills first which was full of gay clubs
26:00 <Calin> really ? it was amazing !
26:00 <Calin> perhaps my standards are low, i dunno
26:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be really crusty/alternative
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and not yuppified
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... from my point of view
27:00 <Calin> didn't feel yuppified to me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gone from inner city "cool"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to hipster wankbags
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to me I said
27:00 <Calin> haha perhaps :)
27:00 <Transmatron> mew that poor girl has obviously got autism
27:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1497459_10200642241573090_282929259_n.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
28:00 <Mew> i dont think you can diagnose autism from a few facebook statuses
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to rag someone out in mal
28:00 <Mew> not those ones anyone
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *mail
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My pen needs a pad because my words are on the rag
28:00 <Transmatron> can u diagnose retardation from a few facebook statuses?
29:00 <Transmatron> if so, then you can also diagnose autism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we can do it with one post of your's in here Transmatron
29:00 <mattyd> yes, and u rate very highly on the spectrum
29:00 <Transmatron> i watch house so i know about austism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
29:00 <Calin> Transmatron you can diagnose terrible social media etiquette from status updates
29:00 <Calin> not sure if actual real medical diagnoses can be done though
29:00 <Calin> can't*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
30:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One u thinking of gettin a mohawk? or dreadlocks for your next hairstyle?
30:00 <Transmatron> oh wait
30:00 <Calin> Sorry everyone
30:00 <PeterSarsgaard> transmatron sounds very advanced
30:00 <Transmatron> sorry mah bad Bastardly_One
30:00 <PeterSarsgaard> does it weed out crazy chicks with bpd
30:00 <Transmatron> i keep on forgetting your condition.
30:00 <Transmatron> you're bald as fuck.
30:00 <Calin> baldness does intefer with rocking
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not BALD ... I chose to blade cut it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> due to thinning
31:00 <Mew> its more aerodynamic 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you think that worries me?
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sorry to hear that Bastardly_One
31:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
31:00 <Loof> imagine ur hair grew forwards instead of receeding
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm "old"
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the modern day comb over
32:00 <Loof> i just use the longest guage clippers over my whole head
32:00 <Loof> then shorter guage for back and sides
32:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One why dont u just get a wig?
32:00 <Calin> tonight reminded me that although I have come out of a massive relationship, some women still find me attractive which was a fantastic ego boost
32:00 <Loof> i'm cheap
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> but you know you're not fooling peopole. They are still sharing your shame cause they can still see your hairline even when bald
32:00 <Calin> and I know everyone is dying to hear about it
32:00 <Transmatron> or toupee or watever
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> oh ok. if you think it looks better. that's different
33:00 <Mew> you should get an IRC gf Calin
33:00 <Mew> you've got mad irc game
33:00 <Transmatron> look so u look like a nigga from the 90s?
33:00 <Transmatron> bronx style?
33:00 <Calin> Mew you are full of fantastic ideas
33:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Calin you simply must share a pic
34:00 <Calin> haha PeterSarsgaard .. I used to be a very attractive man, now I am simply a normal boring dude
34:00 <Calin> a relationship brought out the average in me
34:00 <Loof> Calin is a bit of a pedo you must admit
34:00 <Loof> probably a dadfucking brother toucher too
34:00 <Calin> Loof I have many flaws, being a sick fuck is not one of them
34:00 <Transmatron> in other words Calin, u got fat.
34:00 <Loof> wouldn't surprise me
35:00 <Calin> Transmatron - Pretty much, not SUPER fat, but fat enough to not feel confident in a tight shirt
35:00 <Transmatron> ic, im like that
35:00 <Transmatron> its whats called skinny fat
35:00 <Transmatron> i look perfectly fine and fit under clothes
35:00 <Loof> Mew is cleo10 living above chris?
35:00 <Transmatron> but take it off and i have a layer of fat on my stomach
35:00 <Transmatron> and small moobs
36:00 <Transmatron> noticable when shirtless or in tight shirts
36:00 <Transmatron> but not big enough to be noticable under jumpers etc
36:00 <Excessive> me at abt 14 ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1094821_4883423978072_1478117887_n.jpg
37:00 <Loof> that looks like an intelligent kid
37:00 <Loof> not lying
37:00 <shadz> hi
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't call Excessive a dumb cunt that's for sure
37:00 <shadz> i got weed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
37:00 <shadz> SUCK IS ASSHOLE FAGGOT
39:00 <Calin> pre fat - https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/334_26521847606_201_n.jpg
39:00 <Excessive> me at 19 ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/559865_2726883105898_188304562_n.jpg
39:00 <Calin> fat - https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/33487_445981821147_1324161_n.jpg?lvh=1
40:00 <Mew> holy shit Calin you could definitely pull the clunge
40:00 <Transmatron> LOL at this
40:00 <Transmatron> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/12/20/07/51/perth-woman-sues-after-drinking-sperm-from-bottled-water
40:00 <Transmatron> bahahahah
40:00 <Mew> and Loof, no, he just thinks his neighbour is cleo10
40:00 <Calin> haha .. Mew inform the females of this
40:00 <Excessive> and me nowadays ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1380050_10200247206377457_652525391_n.jpg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> get rid of the goaty again
40:00 <Calin> get the word out there., see what happens
40:00 <Transmatron> "Instantly I knew something was not right, I just knew," Mrs Cooper told WAtoday.com.au.
40:00 <Transmatron> "I thought 'oh my gosh, there's something wrong with my water'." 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lose the goaty again though
41:00 <Transmatron> lol and how would she know that there was semen in it in the first place?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is definitely in your favour?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you've a happy face
41:00 <Transmatron> she knows that semen tastes like
41:00 <Transmatron> obviously
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't seem like a cunt or anything
41:00 <Transmatron> id be so embaressed if that happened to me
41:00 <Transmatron> im a guy
41:00 <Transmatron> so imagine if i go to the cops and be like
42:00 <Transmatron> "officer, theres semen in my drink, i can taste it so i know"
42:00 <Transmatron> officer: "errrr....and how do YOU know what semen taste like as all?"
42:00 <Transmatron> at* all
42:00 <Transmatron> xD
42:00 <Calin> what is so weird about a women knowing what semen tastes like ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a drink for you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a nice cup of stfu Transmatron
43:00 <Transmatron> its not weird, but like, to publicly admit it like that
43:00 <Transmatron> its unladylike
43:00 <Calin> i guess.. but everyone does it
43:00 <Calin> don't they ?
43:00 <Transmatron> does what?
43:00 <Transmatron> taste his own semen?
43:00 <Calin> swallows their partners ... stuff
43:00 <Transmatron> fuck off i aint a faggot
43:00 <Calin> what ? not your own.
43:00 <Transmatron> oh
43:00 <Calin> yeah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are
44:00 <Calin> have you had a girlfriend before ?
44:00 <Transmatron> oh yeah of course, chicks eat their partners semen
44:00 <Bastardly_One> your b/f told me
44:00 <Calin> you know girls .. like sex right ? 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no they don't
44:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One - google it
44:00 <Calin> you may not have been with a women before, but they actually really enjoy sex with someone they are into
45:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
45:00 <Calin> seriously dude.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
45:00 <Calin> i know right ?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'll be damned
45:00 <Transmatron> both of you fags sound so bitchy with your sarcastic tones
45:00 <Transmatron> enough if it
45:00 <Transmatron> fucken ladies
46:00 <Aphox> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> go for a walk wheelie boy
46:00 <Calin> you stay out of this Aphox !
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right you can't go for a walk
46:00 <Transmatron> get a haircut cueball
46:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad
46:00 <Aphox> Transmatron obv. needs a lay
46:00 <Transmatron> mah bayd
46:00 <Loof> Transexual matron
47:00 <Calin> man .. this room isn't the same without Mew chatting
47:00 <Calin> it really goes downhill fast
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck off then
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not keeping you here
48:00 <Calin> that's fore sure...
48:00 <Transmatron> omg, Bastardly_One
48:00 <Transmatron> i want bastista to show up on RAW
48:00 <Transmatron> cuts a promo
48:00 <Loof> yeah gtfo pedo
48:00 <Transmatron> and then in the middle of it
48:00 <Calin> what is RAW
48:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
48:00 <Loof> no pedos allowed
48:00 <Transmatron> sierra, hotel, india, echoe, lima, delta
48:00 <Transmatron> SHIELD.
48:00 <Transmatron> :P
48:00 <Transmatron> what do u think?
48:00 <Aphox> rotating angry women 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I meet them too
49:00 <Transmatron> pics?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in Aug I meet them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> on the next tour here
49:00 <Transmatron> oh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Cena
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Orton
49:00 <Bastardly_One> then
49:00 <Transmatron> are you going to take pictures?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Bryant
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if allowed
50:00 <Calin> wow irc is a poor substitute for actual company
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Big Show too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the big slow
50:00 <Transmatron> if u arent allowed, then how would i know u are telling truth
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and the chum will be there
50:00 <Transmatron> that u actually met them?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Cena
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like I care if you believe me or not?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because if you think I do you're mistaken
51:00 <Pieter> Morning
52:00 <Pieter> Moaning:)
52:00 <Transmatron> then why tell me about meeting them at all
52:00 <Transmatron> if u dont care what i think of it?
52:00 <Transmatron> so obviously u do care
54:00 <Excessive> I have plenty of shit that others wouldn't believe
56:00 <Calin> irc is the worst place to boast about semi unbelievable shit
56:00 <Calin> everyone thinks everything you say is rubbish
57:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly, if it was so called bragging
57:00 <Calin> welcome to the internet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be making it something decent
57:00 <Calin> wait hang on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not something a fair percentage of people find rubbish
57:00 <Calin> are we arguing about whether or not you met some wrestler ?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not I
58:00 <Calin> pardon my english, but who gives a fucking shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron seems to be though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly dude
58:00 <Calin>  i agree with you
58:00 <Calin> why would you make up such a poxy lie that impresses no one
58:00 <Calin> I believe you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy it
58:00 <Aphox> but what if you could smell what the rock is cooking?
58:00 <Calin> it's too mundane to be made up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fun to me
59:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One - for sure, no pox on your house
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah so the fuck what? why lie about that when it's kind of like boasting you're meeting the cast of bold and the beautiful
59:00 <Calin> Transmatron - are you really a tranny ?
00:00 <Calin> heh boredNstoned .. what a great conversational prospect
00:00 <Calin> when you are bored and stoned you just have SO much to say about the world 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for years I've seen that nick in 2 channels
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and never once has it spoken in public
01:00 <Aphox> maybe it's an intelligence gathering tool
01:00 <SmallDownThere33> hi all
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the nick
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and the ident
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 8cm eh?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's in e- cms right?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so really it's s 2cm stub
02:00 <Calin> haha Bastardly_One has an 8cm dick and is wondering why that is considered small
02:00 <SmallDownThere33> yes 8cm or 3.1 inches
02:00 <Calin> which is fine.
03:00 <Loof> bummer
03:00 <Bastardly_One> would be good for a bummer
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd guess
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not too big
03:00 <Loof> good for a beginner
03:00 <Loof> but i'm a pro
04:00 <Bastardly_One> SmallDownThere33, meet Calin
04:00 <Loof> i need destruction
04:00 <SmallDownThere33> well it is small but i've had fun with it 
04:00 <Calin> meh.. if you think your dick size is the biggest determining factor when pleasing a women you have the wrong head space
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I need a big black african penis for my poo hole too Loof
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear you
05:00 <simba> Yeah.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting a censa engine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> putting a big 20 inch symbian on it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and going to town on my bum
05:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous?
05:00 <SmallDownThere33> lol
05:00 <Loof> lol patent the design
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <simba> nick at nite
05:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember Chev?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> who went out with Longie?
06:00 <Excessive> ye
06:00 <Excessive> kik
06:00 <Excessive> lol even
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to tell her that she needed that for a dildo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to her just before actually
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pregnant
06:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought I'd see the day that happened
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck she's a bloke
07:00 <Bastardly_One> cavern cunt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a pet name for her ... or Channel Bike
07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> now I think of it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a wonder that fuck machines site
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't done the plane engine thing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
09:00 <SmallDownThere33> injury?
09:00 <Excessive> Longie admitted to givin it to her in the pewper when I asked him  ......... like back then 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> open a browser
09:00 <Bastardly_One> search austnet in pastebin
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in there too Excessive
10:00 <Excessive> link me ffs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the page the post was on
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pastebin.com
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and search austnet
10:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One until u can produce me picture evidence as proof that you've actualy met the wwe superstars what you mentioned, your credibility to me is the same as this guys: 
10:00 <Transmatron> http://cuteinkorea.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gangnamstyle3.jpg
11:00 <Transmatron> you're him to me until u can produce solid evidence.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of fucks I give is zero Transmatron
11:00 <Transmatron> the yellow tuxedo guy from the gangname style video
12:00 <Transmatron> thats who and you are to me
12:00 <SmallDownThere33> i had sex with a korean man once
15:00 <Excessive> lol, there's 9 pages worth of austnet pastes in there, even screwss and knifebunny r in there ......... I'm not goin through it all
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's there though somewhere
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah there's a lot of stuff
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of stars from this channel too
16:00 <Excessive> wat post anyways ......... who's in em?
17:00 <Excessive> in it*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> short attention span
18:00 <Excessive> wat u sayin that it's the 1 where I asked Longie?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> was just confirmation of chev liking it up the bum from Longie
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not YOUR post
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but I saw it talked about on there
18:00 <Excessive> kk
19:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
19:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how many babies does chev have?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> none yet that I know of
21:00 <Excessive> I've never met either of the 2 or seen any pix still ......... I jus know them from chat on here
22:00 <Bastardly_One> The National Security Agency arranged a clandestine US$10 million contract with computer security power RSA that allowed the spy agency to embed encryption software it could use to infiltrate the companys widely used products, Reuters reported
24:00 <Excessive> yeah, the never ending spy network
24:00 <Bastardly_One> from a company though claiming to be against all that kind of shit
27:00 <Loof> bad ass itch :(
27:00 <Excessive> they can make mosquito like nano flying spyin robots with fully operational video transmission
27:00 <Loof> i seen them
28:00 <Loof> next they'll make them fly onto people and inject stuff into them i bet
29:00 <Loof> wb fawks :)
29:00 <fawks> cheers 
29:00 <fawks> fell asleep for an hour 
29:00 <fawks> too hot
29:00 <fawks> -_-
29:00 <Loof> not good
30:00 <Loof> fawks: http://i.imgur.com/dLOf4uE.jpg
30:00 <Calin> wtf ?
30:00 <Loof> teehee
30:00 <Calin> that's a kid dude
30:00 <fawks>  awwww
31:00 <fawks> happy boy :)
31:00 <fawks> he's grown do much 
31:00 <fawks> so*
31:00 <Loof> yeah :)
31:00 <Loof> yep
31:00 <fawks> how old is he now
31:00 <Loof> 2 years 7 months
31:00 <fawks> great observation calin
31:00 <fawks> you're a real Sherlock holmes
31:00 <fawks> lol
32:00 <Loof> you gotta have kids some day fawks
32:00 <Loof> it rules
32:00 <fawks> Botha ks
32:00 <Loof> you have ur sister which is cool
32:00 <fawks> no thanks *
32:00 <simba> Botha ks
32:00 <fawks> lmao
32:00 <simba> faux will have babies
32:00 <fawks> im too selfish rn
32:00 <simba> mini steenzos
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <fawks> disaster
34:00 <Loof> i hope you can work from home when you get your degree fawks
34:00 <fawks> why would I wanna do that
34:00 <BlackDevil> Loof https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7962273024/h2358424A/
34:00 <Loof> interaction anxiety
35:00 <Loof> social phobia
35:00 <Loof> no?
35:00 <Loof> shouldn't talk about it in main room sorry
35:00 <BlackDevil> click iiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt
35:00 <fawks> I will finish my degree in like 3 years
35:00 <fawks> Sif be housebound forevs
36:00 <Loof> i want to be
36:00 <Loof> ppl suck
36:00 <fawks> they do yes
36:00 <Loof> office politics etc
36:00 <fawks> but work is fun
36:00 <fawks> I really do miss my old joh
36:00 <fawks> job
36:00 <Loof> i think you'll be fine
36:00 <fawks> the people
36:00 <Calin> on a scale of OK to WRONG
36:00 <fawks> having a routine 
36:00 <Calin> how bad is it seducing a married women
36:00 <Calin> when she is TOTALLY up for it
37:00 <fawks> bill clinton
37:00 <Loof> the self esteem
37:00 <Loof> from working
37:00 <fawks> yeah loof it's cool
37:00 <fawks> achieving something 
37:00 <Loof> yeah
37:00 <shadz> M O R N I N G A L L
37:00 <fawks> all my jobs have been just like
37:00 <fawks> admin shit
37:00 <shadz> AL ME JOBS ARE SWEET
37:00 <Loof> wish i was u
37:00 <fawks> when I finish my degree hopefully I'll be doing something I love doing 
37:00 <Loof> so young so smart
37:00 <shadz> SUP FAWKXY
37:00 <BlackDevil> (7:10a) <Mew> http://25.media.tumblr.com/aabae5d95466fcfeefbe816693daf6f1/tumblr_mtet0dcele1ssr8f7o1_400.gif
37:00 <BlackDevil> (7:10a) <Mew> thats Element
37:00 <BlackDevil> (7:11a) <Element> Yeah.. that's really me.
37:00 <BlackDevil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <fawks> which makes it 10x better
38:00 <shadz> FAWKS IS A FUCKING GODDESS
38:00 <Loof> yeah it's not work if you love it
38:00 <shadz> HEYA BlackDevil
38:00 <BlackDevil> hi
38:00 <shadz> LOOFFY
38:00 <Loof> wb b1 :)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
38:00 <Loof> hey shadz :)
38:00 <fawks> you'll be ok when you get back into stud 
38:00 <shadz> GDAY MATES
38:00 <fawks> your mind will be occupied 
38:00 <fawks> study*
38:00 <Loof> yeah :)
39:00 <shadz> IF U ABUSE SOMEONE ESPECIALLY A FEMALE IT MEANS U REALLY DEEP INSIDE LIKE THEM A OT.
39:00 <shadz> LOT
39:00 <Loof> must be why i abuse my wife
39:00 <shadz> LOL C
39:00 <Loof> deep down i do love her
39:00 <shadz> I UST APPLIED FOR A RECORD LABEL IMO
40:00 <Loof> nice
40:00 <shadz> ITS IN GREECE
40:00 <shadz> U DONE THAT GAME
40:00 <shadz> HOWS IT COMING ALONG
40:00 <faux> shad
40:00 <faux> caos locok button
40:00 <faux> press it
40:00 <shadz> YES
40:00 <faux> caps lock
40:00 <shadz> oies there ya goes
40:00 <Loof> done the city shadz, coding comes next
40:00 <shadz> okies
40:00 <shadz> got 2 phones cigies pipe torch shit alver me laptop
40:00 <shadz> trying to type correctly
41:00 <Loof> but i can't work on it till i finish this website in about feb, and then i start study so i'll have to see
41:00 <Loof> i really want to do it, need the money
41:00 <shadz> LOOF MATE
41:00 <Loof> easy money android games
41:00 <shadz> [email protected] WHEN U WANT A SONG MADE OR SOUND FX
41:00 <Excessive> [03:39] <shadz> IF U ABUSE SOMEONE ESPECIALLY A FEMALE IT MEANS U REALLY DEEP INSIDE LIKE THEM A OT.
41:00 <Excessive> [03:39] <shadz> LOT
41:00 <BlackDevil> no shadz
41:00 <BlackDevil> NO
42:00 <Excessive> is that y u throw shit at faux shadz?
42:00 <shadz> I MAY GET SINGED TO A GREECE LABEL
42:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you're gonna be signed
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Loof> shadz best of luck bro
42:00 <Bastardly_One> have someone with taste listen to your stuff
42:00 <shadz> WHAT WOULD U KNOW FUCKSTAIN Bastardly_One
42:00 <simba> <Excessive> [03:39] <shadz> IF U ABUSE SOMEONE ESPECIALLY A FEMALE IT MEANS U REALLY DEEP INSIDE LIKE THEM A OT. - deep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what would i know?
42:00 <shadz> JELOUS TWAT GO FUCK UR MOTHERS CUNT
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I make stuff as well and I'm shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're CRAP
43:00 <shadz> THANKS NEXT
43:00 <simba> you dont know any greek labels 
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, a 2 min happy hardcore piece with no start or end
43:00 <shadz> LOOF IS MY MUSIC CRAP 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just a middle
43:00 <BlackDevil> yes your music is crap shadz
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think Loof has really listened
43:00 <shadz> I DELETD ALL THE CRAP TODAY
43:00 <shadz> CHECK MY PAGE
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just been polite to you
43:00 <shadz> 15 TRACKS GOT NUKED
43:00 <shadz> MAKING INSANE SHIT NOW
43:00 <simba> stfu
44:00 <shadz> SIMBA HOWD U GTE VOICE HAHAHA
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good on ya if ya do though
44:00 <simba> sucking dick
44:00 <shadz> WE R LIKE A HUGE FAMILY DRUG ADICT Bastardly_One JUST GET ON AND FUCK UP
44:00 <faux> YEAH
44:00 <faux> ALL THE TIME BRO
44:00 <faux> 6 X 9 LOL
44:00 <shadz> BESIDES IT CHRISTMAS
44:00 <faux> PUMPIN
44:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387643754688.png
44:00 <faux> YEAH CHRISTMAS TIME
45:00 <faux> ALWAYS CHRISTMAS
45:00 <shadz> PUMPIN YO FAWKSY
45:00 <faux> TINSELADN SHIT LOL
45:00 <faux> LOL TINSEL
45:00 <faux> LL PUMPIN FAWKSY YEAHHHHHH
45:00 <faux> THATS A GOOD 1
45:00 <faux> HEAPS GOOD
45:00 <shadz> TODAY IM WEARING A TEA TOWEL ON  MY HEAD AS I DRIVE AROUND
45:00 <faux> DAVID HASSELHOFF CUM
45:00 <Bastardly_One> OFF ITS FACE
45:00 <faux> OH A TEA TOWEL
45:00 <faux> HOW WITTY
45:00 <simba> lolol
45:00 <shadz> LOL
45:00 <faux> HELLO STUDENT WELCOME BACK
45:00 <Student> pain of eyes
45:00 <shadz> HOLY FUCK
45:00 <Bastardly_One> FULLEH SICK
45:00 <Student> yah yah , thank you 
45:00 <shadz> ME COFFEE SHIT PEEPS
45:00 <faux> FUCKING HOLY SHIT
45:00 <faux> ME COFFEE
45:00 <faux> YEAH
46:00 <shadz> FAUX IS VERY CUTE
46:00 <faux> ok i cant do that anymore
46:00 <Student> faux is high , again 
46:00 <Student> oh back to normal 
46:00 <Student> how does it feel to be normal faux?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm her dealer
46:00 <shadz> NONE OF FAT ZOMBIES R GOOD ENOUGH FOR AUX
46:00 <faux> LOL FAUX IS HIGH LOL SHES CLEARLY NOT TAKING THE PISS SHES HIGH LOL
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I corrupted half the channel
46:00 <faux> LOL HIGH LOL
46:00 <shadz> HIGH HEELS
46:00 <Bastardly_One> turned them into ice heads
46:00 <shadz> OMFG
46:00 <faux> LOL HIGH HEELSS
46:00 <shadz> ...
46:00 <faux> ALL ME MATES ARE CRICKET BATTS
46:00 <Student> lol faux is so full of piss :P
46:00 <shadz> LOL
46:00 <faux> LOL
46:00 <Student> what are batts? :P
46:00 <faux> ALL ME CONTROLLERS R FUCT
47:00 <shadz> WE WON THE ASHES
47:00 <faux> YEAH M8 ASHE
47:00 <faux> THE URN HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <shadz> I WATCHED 2 MINUTES OF THE WHOLE SERIES...
47:00 <faux> RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LOL
47:00 <shadz> THE URN OMG
47:00 <faux> OMG
47:00 <Student> pain in the brain 
47:00 <shadz> SUP STUDY
47:00 <Student> nothing much 
47:00 <shadz> K
47:00 <Student> you people are not helping me concentrate
48:00 <shadz> I SHAVED ME HEAD YO
48:00 <Student> you have head? ha ha 
48:00 <shadz> JUST FOR SUMER
48:00 <Student> summer?
48:00 <shadz> :XD
48:00 <Student> no summer in here 
48:00 <Student> winter just started
48:00 <shadz> WARM HERE
48:00 <Bastardly_One> go away
48:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
48:00 <shadz> IM SWEATING IN SYDNEY
48:00 <Student> and what is the relation with shaving head and summer?
48:00 <Student> sydney is hot this time?
48:00 <Student> how hot is sydney right now?
48:00 <shadz> NO HOT HAIR TO WORY BOUT
48:00 <faux> 35 today
49:00 <faux> :'(
49:00 <faux> 37 tomorrow
49:00 <shadz> OH NO
49:00 <Student> 35C?
49:00 <faux> wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
49:00 <faux> ye C
49:00 <shadz> IM BEACHN IT
49:00 <Excessive> Student, have u missed geography?
49:00 <Student> yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
49:00 <faux> ovcioudly if its ummer you mongooe
49:00 <shadz> LOL
49:00 <Student> Excessive, not really 
49:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387644438561.jpg
49:00 <Student> 35 is yay for me 
49:00 <Student> hot is better
49:00 <Student> 37 more better, liquids will pass nicely 
49:00 <shadz> I WANT TO GO FOR 50K WALK
49:00 <shadz> LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
50:00 <Student> i do not know what you people are complaining , you weak babies 
50:00 <Student> Mew can't sleep , sill girl 
50:00 <Student> something is "aching" Mew?
50:00 <Student> slow 
51:00 <Student> beach will be full today in sydney 
51:00 <Student> 37 , yum yum 
51:00 <Mew> the new neighbours dog wont shut uuuup
51:00 <Student> all sweat , dripping 
52:00 <Loof> i fucken hate that
52:00 <Loof> poison it
52:00 <Student> and why it bothers you Mew? you should be sleeping like a labourer who worked hard in the day 
52:00 <Loof> is it a little fucker?
52:00 <Excessive> lawl
52:00 <Mew> yeah a little yappy dog
52:00 <Student> big enough to cause some barking problems to the neighbours
52:00 <Loof> kill it
52:00 <Loof> get some nicotine ejuice
52:00 <Student> yah work well in theory 
53:00 <Loof> and a syringe and inject it into some meat
53:00 <Student> but practical is lot different 
53:00 <Mew> theyve got it outside on their balcony n the sound carries straight to our bedroom
53:00 <Student> lol @ some meat 
53:00 <Student> i do not think Mew have any meat to waste on that puppy 
53:00 <Student> change the bedroom 
53:00 <Student> simple as that 
53:00 <Loof> that sucks :(
54:00 <Student> i do not know if you have those things called windows and doors in your house Mew
54:00 <Student> i really do not know :P
54:00 <beehhh> hit me like a wrecking ball
54:00 <Loof> oh god fuck off and die beehhh
55:00 <Loof> why do you come here?
55:00 <Student> in my part of world , if we close those windows and doors, the voices from outside die very obviously 
55:00 <Loof> to spread misery
55:00 <Loof> ?
55:00 <Loof> die
55:00 <Student> lol 
55:00 <beehhh> i'm not your god piss off spactic 
55:00 <Student> crap is some time good for health Loof
55:00 <beehhh> spastic
55:00 <Student> yah we know your skills 
56:00 <Loof> beehhh the pathetic 40 year old balding brown student still thinking he has a chance with teenagers LOL
56:00 <beehhh> especially for mential wellbeing
56:00 <Loof> cant wait till you get done for sexual harrassment/stalking beehhh
56:00 <Student> i do not even want to dig that statement Loof
56:00 <beehhh> i get to talk to sexy girls all the time
56:00 <Student> sexy man 
57:00 <Student> the man which make him feel they are sexy girls ;) 
57:00 <Student> wow , z-lined , that is harsh 
57:00 <beehhh> Student go marry Loof for an aussie citizenship its legal in aust
57:00 <Student> Mew was z-lined earlier , wow 
57:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
57:00 <Student> mind your own fucking business 
57:00 <faux> loool
57:00 <beehhh> fuckup cunt
57:00 <Student> and stop directing what to do and what not to do 
57:00 <faux> battle of the pakis
57:00 <Student> you fuck up cunt
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Student> faux you go out 
57:00 <beehhh> pakis are all taliban warriors
57:00 <faux> looooooool
57:00 <Loof> curry fight!
57:00 <Student> or you might get pressed under my feet :P
58:00 <Student> fuck the curry, eat the food
58:00 <beehhh> pakis is turning into a desert now
58:00 <Student> i do not what these people teach you out there, but i really feel for faux and Loof
58:00 <beehhh> all the afghani troops are backing off entering into karachi to bomb your capital mate
58:00 <Loof> mmm curry
58:00 <Loof> wouldn't mind one right now
58:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
58:00 <Student> too bad no one will make you one Loof
59:00 <Student> too bad :P
59:00 <Mew> same
59:00 <Loof> and beer
59:00 <Loof> they go so well together
59:00 <Student> i like the way you imaginate things Loof, 
59:00 <Mew> wine for me thx
59:00 <beehhh> sorry wanking
59:00 <Student> wine? :P
59:00 <beehhh> cherry wine it is
59:00 <Student> wine would be a luxury for you Mew
59:00 <Loof> wish i could drink wine
59:00 <beehhh> in oz wine is cheaper than buying a bottle of water
59:00 <Loof> least harmful grog
00:00 <Student> i do not think this statement is true 
00:00 <Loof> supposed to even be good for you in small amounts
00:00 <Student> so shut up beehhh
00:00 <beehhh> 7 bucks for 4lt goon
00:00 <Loof> antioxidants and stuff
00:00 <beehhh> Student australia isnt not pakistan so fuckoff
00:00 <beehhh> wanna be cunt
00:00 <Loof> but it tastes like vinegar to me
00:00 <Loof> though ive never had decent wine only goon
00:00 <Student> i do not even want to talk about it beehhh, just fuck off 
01:00 <Loof> probably why
01:00 <Student> what are you muttering Loof?
01:00 <Student> self talking beast 
01:00 <beehhh> iranian and pakis and chinese invading australia sending all the europeans away
01:00 <Student> and you are fucking your self with pencil beehhh
01:00 <Loof> need a caffiene hit, might vape some green tea
01:00 <Student> lol 
02:00 <beehhh> Loof is motting for you to delivery a judgement ya fake Student
02:00 <Student> you people are so much dependent on the drugs to control yourself, weak very weak 
02:00 <Loof> tastes so good through vape, full flavour
02:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
02:00 <beehhh> come at me cunt
02:00 <Loof> i wanna try lavender next
02:00 <Student> fuck you cunt :P
03:00 <beehhh> fuck your mother and sister
03:00 <Student> you might want to try g-string next ;)
03:00 <BlackDevil> whats the best way to poo?
03:00 <Student> you in hospital? :)
03:00 <Loof> licorice
03:00 <Loof> and prunes
03:00 <Loof> and weed
03:00 <Student> sitting down poo
03:00 <Loof> and fibre
03:00 <beehhh> poo on grass
03:00 <BlackDevil> i heard squatting
03:00 <beehhh> natural and healthy
03:00 <Loof> and rocking back and forth
03:00 <beehhh> like dogs do
03:00 <Student> bullshit poo on grass
03:00 <Loof> and an aenima
03:00 <Student> so stupid that way 
04:00 <Loof> using scotch
04:00 <Student> ofcourse a person like beehhh would recomend that kind of shit 
04:00 <Student> so fucking slow 
04:00 <Loof> then get Q{ to drink the scotch
04:00 <beehhh> pakistan is full of donkey and scambags
04:00 <Loof> and youtube it
04:00 <Student> i do not really know what is squatting 
04:00 <Loof> 2 auties, 1 cup
04:00 <Student> one day one person actually bought beehhh from pakistan and sold him in australia 
05:00 <BlackDevil> like this http://www.naturesplatform.co.uk/UserFiles/Image/head%20on.JPG
05:00 <BlackDevil> no Q{ left the house early Loof
05:00 <beehhh> get stuffed dork
05:00 <Student> but australia does not want a donkey like beehhh, so they deported him 
05:00 <Student> sad story but that is what you are beehhh, now shut up 
06:00 <beehhh> i lived there 11 years and left willingly, but you Student never been never will never is
06:00 <Student> i am kind of lagging :(
06:00 <beehhh> ahahahha fool
06:00 <beehhh> paki isp is full of terrorist scums
06:00 <Student> yah fuck off , you deported scum 
07:00 <beehhh> you mum was deported from bangladesh
07:00 <beehhh> we send her back to pakistan
07:00 <Student> "we are so full of your shit mirza, now get the fuck out of australia, get out" , ha ha 
07:00 <beehhh> stupid cunt
07:00 <Student> shut up beehhh, 
07:00 <beehhh> adeel ur a stupid terrorist
07:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
07:00 <Student> lol 
07:00 <Loof> 13 minutes it will be 420, i'm so excited :D
07:00 <BlackDevil> OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
07:00 <BlackDevil> who gives a fuck
07:00 <Student> what what?
08:00 <Student> lol 
08:00 <Student> i get excited that what the fuck happened to BlackDevil
08:00 <Student> but nothing shit 
08:00 <Student> damn 
08:00 <BlackDevil> Student play the game in the topic
08:00 <Student> yah played it 
08:00 <BlackDevil> The Butler (2013) 720p BrRip x264 - YIFY
08:00 <Student> it is just fucked up after 2 enteries
08:00 <BlackDevil> i got 11/40
08:00 <Student> wow 
09:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Dec 14, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Film and Animation - 644,633 views - 7,950 likes (92.7%), 630 dislikes (7.3%)
09:00 <Student> you must be memorizing the shit 
09:00 <BlackDevil> no
09:00 <Student> then how do you make of those tiny thumb nails?
09:00 <BlackDevil> you learn how the phot crop some of the fashion stuff vs porn
09:00 <Student> there is no telling where they end up , they are so small 
09:00 <beehhh> piss off Student go find your own local channel to troll leave ours
10:00 <Student> exposure to the image is too little , i can't be fucked 
10:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
10:00 <Student> and what the fuck is ours?
10:00 <beehhh> poor people
10:00 <Student> you are just full of shit beehhh, just do not prove it from time to time
10:00 <beehhh> your mums vegde where'd come out shove ya right back in this time
10:00 <Student> yah that is the reason  you are out there , due to poverty in your homeplace
11:00 <BlackDevil> you can learn all the images as well Student
11:00 <BlackDevil> then get 40/40
11:00 <Student> BlackDevil will take lot of effort ;)
11:00 <BlackDevil> its only 40 images
11:00 <BlackDevil> not much
11:00 <Student> ummm
11:00 <Student> do not know :(
11:00 <Student> fucking big load of work really ;(
11:00 <BlackDevil> then get to it
12:00 <Student> would take me a lot of time to memorise and perfect 
12:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil is there snowing in america?
12:00 <BlackDevil> not where im at
12:00 <BlackDevil> never snows
12:00 <BlackDevil> nor rains
12:00 <beehhh> are you in cali
12:00 <Student> dallas?
12:00 <BlackDevil> dallas gets snow
12:00 <Student> i thought it does not get it 
12:00 <beehhh> so ur just other side of the pacific
12:00 <Student> how about boston?
12:00 <beehhh> are there many hookers
12:00 <BlackDevil> boston gets snow
13:00 <Student> ok 
13:00 <BlackDevil> there are always hookers beehhh
13:00 <Student> hookers that will hook you up 
13:00 <beehhh> Student lives in karachi and never left his town since she brought up till today
13:00 <Student> lol @ she
13:00 <Student> you do not even know what to type 
13:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
13:00 <Student> you are so fucked up beehhh, so very much fucked up 
14:00 <beehhh> your a faggot 
14:00 <Student> i do not think so 
14:00 <Student> but i think you are faggot and a disappointment for your parents
14:00 <beehhh> i give less attention to your conversation
14:00 <beehhh> you types dont interest me
14:00 <Student> a child who will just keep on learning theories but no practical 
14:00 <beehhh> all are wanting big
14:00 <Student> just fuck up somewhere else beehhh
14:00 <beehhh> gives nothing to the community
14:00 <Student> you are just a brain pain 
15:00 <beehhh> so fuck off mate find another place
15:00 <beehhh> your telling a guy to fuckup who lived in oz
15:00 <Student> you fuck off and shut up 
15:00 <Student> yah and you think we all believe you 
15:00 <Student> you are just a story writer 
15:00 <Student> and you write it the way it pleases you 
15:00 <beehhh> pakistan wins in terrorism n force against will
15:00 <Student> and i am all fed up with your stories
15:00 <Student> just stop telling us your fucked up stories
16:00 <beehhh> eat a dick poofta
16:00 <Student> fuck your self with a dildo
16:00 <Student> go a head 
16:00 <beehhh> Student is another version of puneet puneet, trust me not
16:00 <BlackDevil> go a head?
16:00 <Student> might help you over come your sleeping trouble 
16:00 <BlackDevil> or go ahead
16:00 <Student> ha ha , yah go a head 
16:00 <Student> i think it is go ahead 
16:00 <beehhh> give me a head Student ask ur beautiful wife
16:00 <beehhh> to suck my balls
17:00 <Student> you want head beehhh? :P
17:00 <beehhh> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
17:00 <Student> and your beautiful wife is sleeping with a paki? :P
17:00 <Student> about time fucking beehhh
17:00 <Student> i will think i am blessed 
17:00 <beehhh> so peaceful indeed
17:00 <Student> weak cunt 
18:00 <Student> fuck off man 
18:00 <beehhh> RIP to the bloke died saving his stranded girlfriend
18:00 <BlackDevil> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
18:00 <Student> ha ha BlackDevil
18:00 <beehhh> he will be missed this xmas
18:00 <beehhh> darren be free now
18:00 <Student> * Added *!*@* ignore list
19:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <Student> why sydney so hot at this time of the year?
23:00 <BlackDevil> because you didnt bleed for satan
23:00 <beehhh> pakistans are not allowed to come study in australia since the troops withdrawded from takleban
23:00 <Student> lol @ takleban 
23:00 <Student> what the fuck is takleban? :P
23:00 <Student> and how do one bleed for satan?
24:00 <BlackDevil> girls do it
24:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Student> you are sick 
24:00 <beehhh> i cant even see that fool how peaceful it is
24:00 <Student> shut up beehhh , you can see it 
25:00 <Student> BlackDevil you seem horney 
25:00 <Student> i have heared that earlier you were trying to hit on some guy :P
25:00 <Student> but i never thought you are a guay BlackDevil
25:00 <Calin> Student - you trying to get a piece of the action ? 
25:00 <Excessive> heared
25:00 <Student> what action Calin?
25:00 <BlackDevil> im a girl
25:00 <Student> lol @ you are a girl
25:00 <Calin> oh
26:00 <Student> surely you are a girl BlackDevil, and aparantly you bleed for satan
26:00 <Student> and your nick suggest that you are devil yourself
26:00 <beehhh> every pakis are riding taxi in downunder
26:00 <Student> so a devil is bleeding for devil , how convenient ;)
26:00 <beehhh> while enrol into a dodgy tafe program for 2grand a year
26:00 <Student> nothing wrong with pakis riding taxis for travelling :P 
27:00 <Calin> there are no girls here at the moment right ?
27:00 <Calin> we are all just .. blokes chatting
27:00 <Student> your stupid insults are not tasty at all , they all are a stale beehhh, so just fuck off with it 
27:00 <Student> why do you need a girl for Calin? :P
27:00 <beehhh> Student thinks he is so especial cause he lives in karachi and never it out
27:00 <Student> lol @ never it out 
28:00 <Student> you are just turning my brain into curd
28:00 <Student> brain fever 
28:00 <Calin> Student i was hoping to discuss something that perhaps females might find unpalatable
28:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
28:00 <Student> Calin i do not think your attitude is going to take you any where
28:00 <Calin> Student it's irc - how far did you really think this place takes anyone ?
28:00 <Student> and the way ladies behave in your area, i do not recomend you to go any where near them 
29:00 <Calin> perhaps you need to reset your expectations
29:00 <Student> well Calin, sky is the limit 
29:00 <Student> i have not expectations
29:00 <Student> one thing lead to another , and you never know, any thing can happen 
29:00 <Student> so do not underestimate it at all 
29:00 <Student> not for just one bit 
30:00 <Student> but i like your enthiuasim for talking to girls at these hours Calin, :) keep the good work 
30:00 <Calin> you missunderstand me
30:00 <Student> the way i see it , girls out there are very very slow 
30:00 <Calin> i am wanting to talk to guys
30:00 <beehhh> i put him on ignore just then
30:00 <Calin> about issues females might find unpalatable
30:00 <Student> ok my fault Calin, exucse me 
30:00 <Calin> as detailed in my previous comments
30:00 <Student> i do not understand 
31:00 <Calin> don't worry
31:00 <beehhh> simba got all his tree blown out this morn and had a long blackout
31:00 <Student> at first you seem a bit sad that "all guys" are talking in here
31:00 <Calin> haha nah
31:00 <Student> and now you are saying , you actually wanted to talk to guys
31:00 <Calin> well.. girls are nice of course
31:00 <Calin> but irc girls ? come on ...
31:00 <Student> kind of a circle 
31:00 <Calin> theres nothing left !
31:00 <Calin> its a desolate waste land.
31:00 <Student> just make me head spin around , round round
31:00 <beehhh> Student is a married with kids
31:00 <beehhh> i dont mind banging his wife infront of him
32:00 <Student> hahahah beehhh, you are so jealous, just fuck off your retard
32:00 <beehhh> make her scream what he likes to watch with my penis
32:00 <Student> do not mind beehhh at all, he is good at making stories
32:00 <Student> he is a good story teller and that is all about him 
33:00 <Student> he does not want to work, just make stories and excuses to keep on reading theory and stories, no practical work 
33:00 <Student> take pounds from aunty and want to study , that is all 
33:00 <Student> it is about time you start doing something like a job or business rather than asking for pounds and takkas from your relatives and parents
34:00 <Calin> this is really dysfunctional
34:00 <Student> about time mirza , about time ;P
34:00 <Student> what is dysfunctional?
34:00 <BlackDevil> my asshole is
34:00 <Student> you really like to take your time 
34:00 <Student> good for you 
34:00 <Student> you have an asshole? :P
35:00 <Student> i thought you said you have a cunt BlackDevil? :P
35:00 <BlackDevil> yes
35:00 <BlackDevil> its dysfunctional
35:00 <Student> lol 
35:00 <Student> ok 
35:00 <BlackDevil> poops when ever it wants
35:00 <Student> good for you 
35:00 <BlackDevil> no control
35:00 <Student> really ? is that pooping like that?
35:00 <Student> if that is true it is a sign 
36:00 <beehhh> people like Student scams westerners by targetting their credit cards and cryptolinzed public website
36:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
36:00 <Student> we all do not want to hear how do you manage your finances by using credit cards and shit 
36:00 <Student> just shut up beehhh
36:00 <BlackDevil> dont tell him to shutup
36:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh shutup
36:00 <Student> ofcourse i need to tell him on regular interval of time
37:00 <Student> and still he is persistent , he won't stop talking to me 
37:00 <beehhh> hi shadz
37:00 <Student> shut up , shut up , shut up , and he just keep talking to me , what a low life fucked up 
37:00 <Student> so you are using a diaper BlackDevil? :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> can you two just get a room already?
38:00 <Student> or sitting on a camode? :P
38:00 <Student> spare me for that BlackDevil
38:00 <Student> he totally disgust me , i am so full of his stories and shits
38:00 <Student> just can't really take them any more , i am so full , ha ha 
39:00 <Student> that is why i keep on saying him "shut up " , "shut up", 
39:00 <Student> but he won't listen , just keep on bragging , pooo
39:00 <beehhh> you've said that quick alright
40:00 <Student> shut up beehhh
40:00 <Student> Calin you gone quiet :) 
40:00 <Calin> haha im here
40:00 <Student> lol 
40:00 <Student> sure you are 
40:00 <Calin> some chaty females on other services have decided to go active
40:00 <Student> why are you torturing us shadz :)
41:00 <Student> lol @ chat females
41:00 <Student> or chaty 
41:00 <beehhh> who about xmas for that guy got run over by car twice
41:00 <Student> i do not think there is any thing like a chaty female, by default they are chaty
41:00 <beehhh> people dont realize man in a machine could be wrost than a weapon
42:00 <Student> so it is up to you if you are able to calme them or shut them up Calin
42:00 <Calin> haha well .. it is a mutually beneficial discussion
42:00 <Calin> lets say that much
42:00 <Student> lol 
42:00 <Student> that is just sick ;) ha ha 
42:00 <Student> BlackDevil? diaper? :P
43:00 <Student> do not be shy BlackDevil ;)
44:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Dec 14, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Film and Animation - 644,636 views - 7,953 likes (92.6%), 631 dislikes (7.4%)
47:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil: I wanna live where you are now
51:00 <Stapler> fuck this bed is better
52:00 <Stapler> georgeandwell too early 
57:00 <shadz> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-red-gold
57:00 <shadz> new track up
58:00 <shadz> beeehhhh
58:00 <shadz> brb coffee.,.,.,.....,.,,,,.
59:00 <beehhh> coolyo
10:00 <BlackDevil> cutting toe nails and eating them
10:00 <BlackDevil> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <beehhh> ants will pick them up if you dont
21:00 <BlackDevil> i know
21:00 <BlackDevil> thats why i eat them
48:00 <Transmatron> `seen renee
48:00 <prowl> Transmatron, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 9 weeks 5 days 4 hours 56 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
48:00 <Transmatron> is she died?
48:00 <Transmatron> `seen thescrow
48:00 <prowl> Transmatron, thescrow? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember thescrow.
48:00 <Transmatron> `seen thecrow
48:00 <prowl> Transmatron, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 10 weeks 5 days 8 hours 57 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
48:00 <Transmatron> dayem
49:00 <Transmatron> `seen beagle
49:00 <prowl> Transmatron, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours 23 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
49:00 <Transmatron> `seen chis
49:00 <prowl> Transmatron, chis? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember chis.
49:00 <Transmatron> `seen mayhem
49:00 <prowl> Transmatron, Mayhem ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours 43 minutes ago (05.12. 19:05) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
49:00 <Transmatron> `seen johninja
49:00 <prowl> Transmatron, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 day 9 hours 50 minutes ago (20.12. 18:59) stating "Quit: zZZz" after spending 6 hours 34 minutes there.
49:00 <Transmatron> faux
49:00 <Transmatron> fawks
50:00 <Transmatron> whats happened to renee?
50:00 <Transmatron> is she still alive?
54:00 <xm> she wont be back
59:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunday December 22 2013 05:59am(05:59:14)
00:00 <Excessive> it'll be 5 pm very shortly for me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 5pm huh?
01:00 <Excessive> if I crash in the next 30 mins and wake up at 5 then that tends to happen pretty quick for me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm definitely going in a sec
02:00 <Excessive> ye, I won't be too far behind
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta until later
02:00 <Excessive> kcyah
07:00 <Loof> fuck off and die stinky ugly boney zombie looking junky fucktard scum sucking pieturd the pietard loser
07:00 <Transmatron> dayem bro
07:00 <Transmatron> wtf are you, a sith lord?
07:00 <Loof> i'm gonna tie you down and blow torch your eyes
07:00 <Transmatron> so much hate in you i sense loof
07:00 <Loof> i have your address
07:00 <Loof> i'll creep in at night
08:00 <Loof> all meth dealers should be execute
09:00 <Loof> think of the good karma i'd get from buddha for torturing a meth dealer with pliars and boltcutters and an oxy
09:00 <Loof> man the jailtime would be worth it
10:00 <Loof> course i can just say i was having an episode and just spend a few months in psych ward! FREE GET OUT OF JAIL FOR MURDER CARD!
10:00 <Loof> everyone has your address, just that fact proves you're a retard
11:00 <Loof> bong time! brb
12:00 <Transmatron> "ima get to work on his ass with a set of pliars and a blow torch"
12:00 <Transmatron> "you hear that, hill billy boy??! ima get medieval on yo ass"
12:00 <Transmatron> lol marcellus wallace pulp fiction :P
15:00 <Loof> i might cut pieters head off and microwave it for 2 hours
15:00 <Loof> timelapse it and put it on youtube
15:00 <Loof> with a rollie cig in the mouth
16:00 <Loof> holy shit this will be awesome
55:00 <Loof> hi Ana_Ng :)
55:00 <Ana_Ng> hiya
55:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought everyone was asleep
55:00 <Loof> usually i am
55:00 <Loof> tonight i'm naughty
56:00 <Loof> well this morning i should say
56:00 <Loof> any plans for today?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> going to a waterpark with friends
57:00 <Loof> oh nice :)
57:00 <Loof> waterslides?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
58:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not really in the mood today but will go
58:00 <Ana_Ng> gettin over a cold
02:00 <Ana_Ng> did you go out?
10:00 <Loof> no i dont go out much
10:00 <Loof> too expensive
14:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah...being sick has save me $
27:00 <Loof> wb Ana_Ng :)
28:00 <Loof> are you vietnamese?
29:00 <Loof> gotta stay awake till she wakes up and takes zac, sooo tired zzzzzzzzzz
31:00 <Ana_Ng> no
32:00 <Loof> mmm vietnamese food
32:00 <Loof> broken rice mmm
33:00 <Loof> lets face it asian food is the best
33:00 <Loof> japanese, korean, thai, vietnamese, chinese, indian, paki, sri lankin
34:00 <Loof> mmm
34:00 <Loof> so hungry
18:00 <Loof> wb
37:00 <Ana_Ng> waterpark cancelled!
37:00 <Loof> oh damn!
37:00 <Ana_Ng> yay
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i can nap and watch tv naked
37:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Loof> 2 year old just through a toy bus at my head :(
40:00 <Ana_Ng> what did you do to deserve it
40:00 <Loof> didn't pay him enough attention i guess
41:00 <Ana_Ng> that'll teach ya
41:00 <Loof> yep lol
47:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-christine
49:00 <shadsam> morning ANA LUVS
57:00 <Ana_Ng> shad o rama
13:00 <Skrotus> hi stebie 
17:00 <Pieter> :))
29:00 <stebie> ho Skrotus
44:00 <Shads_> hi,.
44:00 <Pieter> Freaks
44:00 <Pieter> :)
44:00 <Shads_> sup
44:00 <stebie> f4gz
45:00 <Shads_> mm coffee
52:00 <Ana_Ng> trouser trout
14:00 <stebie> morning fox
14:00 <fawks> good morning stebie
14:00 <stebie> ^_^
14:00 <fawks> how are you
19:00 <stebie> i'm okay, how are you doing?
24:00 <Shads_> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-christine
25:00 <Shads_> merry christmas stebie
25:00 <Shads_> heys mandyjane
25:00 <Shads_> :P
26:00 <mandyjane> hello
33:00 <stebie> merry christmas Shads_ \m/
33:00 <Pieter> move into the country
33:00 <Pieter> gonna eat me alot of peaches
34:00 <Pieter> gonna move into ya mumma
34:00 <Pieter> gonna make me alot of babies
34:00 <stebie> no
34:00 <mandyjane> no
34:00 <stebie> hi mandyjane
35:00 <mandyjane> hello stebie 
36:00 <AngrymanXL> Please be excited 
37:00 <Skrotus> no
38:00 <stebie> Skrotus, why not?
38:00 <PietSAbabe> big kev id excited
38:00 <PietSAbabe> not biggest loser big kev
38:00 <Skrotus> big kev is dead
38:00 <PietSAbabe> the im excited big kev ?
38:00 <stebie> that does not mean he's no longer excited
39:00 <AngrymanXL> Belvadere made Big Kev excited.
39:00 <PietSAbabe> im excited hes dead
39:00 <Skrotus> he died like 8 years ago
39:00 <stebie> yes, the original big kev is dead
39:00 <PietSAbabe> hahahaha AngrymanXL
39:00 <Skrotus> see what he got for being excited?
39:00 <PietSAbabe> yeh i know
39:00 <stebie> too much viagra = bad
39:00 <PietSAbabe> hes excited he gets tomeet jesus
39:00 <PietSAbabe> hey jesus
39:00 <PietSAbabe> why am i so fat
39:00 <PietSAbabe> am i your joke on planet earth
39:00 <PietSAbabe> why am i your joke
40:00 <PietSAbabe> do i get any kudos points ?
40:00 <Skrotus> so many people having birthdays
40:00 <PietSAbabe> look at me wobble my gut jesus
40:00 <PietSAbabe> look!
40:00 <PietSAbabe> wobble wobble wobble
40:00 <PietSAbabe> that is nor a joke jesus
40:00 <PietSAbabe> now gimme some of your sheep
40:00 <PietSAbabe> so i can eat em
41:00 <stebie> so anyway, how is everyone?
41:00 <stebie> Skrotus?
41:00 <Skrotus> I'm okay
41:00 <Skrotus> cleaning atm
42:00 <Skrotus> or at least putting things in piles
42:00 <Skrotus> tidying I guess
42:00 <stebie> ah yes, i do that a lot
42:00 <stebie> then piles turn into piles of piles
42:00 <Skrotus> I mostly just leave things scattered
42:00 <stebie> as long as you know where stuff is...
43:00 <Skrotus> well I know where most things are
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Shads_: dafuq u be slapping me with fish for?
44:00 <stebie> fish on fish
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ya asshole
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not nice stebie 
47:00 <Skrotus> I'm sure he meant it in a nice way
47:00 <stebie> :p
48:00 <stebie> precisely
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah bullshit
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anyways, morning guys :)
48:00 <stebie> g'morning
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well it's bloody dead here today
08:00 <stebie> like most days, i would've thought
08:00 <Shads_> WELL SPEAK UP FOOLISH WOMEN
09:00 <stebie> heh
09:00 <Shads_> HAHA
09:00 <Shads_> lol
09:00 <Shads_> grins
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck im sexy
09:00 <Shads_> same imo
09:00 <Shads_> might go the beach.
10:00 <Shads_> waitin to get pn aallreday aid 100
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Might get eaten by a shark
10:00 <Shads_> true dude
11:00 <Shads_> was worried the other day
11:00 <Shads_> went to kurnel
11:00 <Shads_> shark infested 
11:00 <Shads_> botany bay mate
11:00 <Shads_> :I(
11:00 <PietSAbabe> MY HANDS STUCK IN MY PRINGLES CAN
11:00 <PietSAbabe> It stings!!!
11:00 <Shads_> that hapens
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking salt n vinegar
11:00 <PietSAbabe> EVIL!!!!!!
11:00 <Shads_> hehe my fav
11:00 <Shads_> i got chips bug pack
12:00 <Shads_> just had cold roast pork.
12:00 <Shads_> about to rol a joint
13:00 <Shads_> got music pumpin,.
13:00 <Shads_> is it sunday allready 
13:00 <Shads_> huh
14:00 <Shads_> i went to church on wednsday yo
14:00 <Shads_> for christmas
14:00 <Shads_> ya gota go for chrissy
14:00 <Shads_> XD
15:00 <Shads_> wb PandasDontDrive
15:00 <Shads_> XD
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty bro
15:00 <Shads_> cheers
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i gotta get more sleep one day
15:00 <Shads_> i aint slept at all
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha no shiz
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i went to bed around 3
15:00 <Shads_> leech 500 mp3s
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> got up 10
15:00 <Shads_> leeched
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
16:00 <Shads_> nice
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima just findin a song on utube to listen to n smoke bacco pipe!
16:00 <Shads_> im bout to have pipe and roll joint.just finishing rolly...imo :XD
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
18:00 <Shads_> NEW TRACK I MADE FUL MELLOW GUITAR
18:00 <Shads_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-christine
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet pm me it
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima brb listenin to oasis
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> rock n roll star
18:00 <Shads_> THATS THE LINK
18:00 <Shads_> ^^^^^^
19:00 <Shads_> MELLOWMANIAS
19:00 <Shads_> full chil.
19:00 <Shads_> l
19:00 <Shads_> :))
19:00 <Shads_> im fully cashed up
19:00 <Shads_> but
20:00 <Shads_> gotta ay 540 for vacation
20:00 <Shads_> pay.
20:00 <stebie> where you going?
20:00 <Shads_> qld
20:00 <Shads_> dude
20:00 <Shads_> its half proice in feb 14
21:00 <Shads_> price
21:00 <Shads_> wb bignose
21:00 <Pieter> Fuck i love android
21:00 <Shads_> why
21:00 <Pieter> I really dont have a big nose :/
21:00 <Shads_> ANDROIRC
21:00 <Pieter> Naa, utorrent
21:00 <Shads_> ONLY JOSHIN
21:00 <Shads_> K
22:00 <Pieter> Fuckin vuze
22:00 <Shads_> vuze sux man
22:00 <Pieter> Works awesomelike :)
22:00 <Shads_> k
22:00 <Pieter> Get fucked vuze sucks
22:00 <Shads_> had probs with it
22:00 <Pieter> Its the best software availableforit
22:00 <Shads_> i just use utorrent
22:00 <Pieter> Brb
23:00 <Pieter> 800ksec
23:00 <Pieter> Sooo cooool
23:00 <Pieter> :)))
23:00 <Pieter> But then i am leeching 20/20 experiemce justin timberlake
23:00 <Pieter> Hjejej
23:00 <Pieter> :))
23:00 <Pieter> Im bringin pieter back
24:00 <Shads_> lol
24:00 <Pieter> Yeeappp!''''im gonna have a heart attack
24:00 <Pieter> Yeeeeaoooopp
24:00 <Shads_> i only gt 300k/sec
25:00 <Shads_> cuppa
25:00 <stebie> k
27:00 <Shads_> its 29 degrees
28:00 <Pieter> Fuckin booyah
28:00 <Pieter> Auto passwword entering
28:00 <Pieter> I love androirc
28:00 <Pieter> Shits all over mIRC
29:00 <Pieter> Im bringing male mandyjanes back
29:00 <Pieter> Yeaapppp
30:00 <Shads_> nice nice
30:00 <Pieter> Ewwww
31:00 <Shads_> fuk ur goodlooing mandyjane
31:00 <Shads_> goodlooking.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> put in inception mate hasnt seen it
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish i had Driver fkn love that
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you & ur 29 degrees Shads_ 
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wish it was warm here
37:00 <Shads_> k
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :/
44:00 <Shads_> hey
46:00 <Shads_> =))
46:00 <Shads_> o,o
49:00 <Shads_> just cleaned my laptop XD
50:00 <Skrotus> congratulations!
53:00 <Pieter> Where can i get non slip things for the shower >
53:00 <Pieter> I got a new shower base and its slippery
57:00 <Shadowgate> be funn yous lol
58:00 <Skrotus> no
00:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1532128_680251488685795_630496084_n.jpg
00:00 <Shadowgate> lol skrotus hahah
00:00 <Shadowgate> mandyjane is posting funny pics lol
01:00 <Crip> http://youtu.be/mpMFjgYBxeM
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mat Zo - Lucid Dreams (Pegboard Nerds Remix) (Dec 5, 2013) 4:22 - Category: Music - 83,690 views - 2,231 likes (96.3%), 85 dislikes (3.7%)
02:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/K71Mw0h.png
02:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/g3v2PDn.jpg
02:00 <Shads_> .
02:00 <Shads_> xd
03:00 <mandyjane> lol
04:00 <Crip> http://youtu.be/6u3heyipUng
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Dre - Next Episode (Caked Up Trap Remix) (Dec 17, 2013) 3:00 - Category: Music - 10,353 views - 215 likes (97.3%), 6 dislikes (2.7%)
06:00 <Pieter> Ishit all over thje jaegarsssss
06:00 <Pieter> WOULD YOU RATHER DIE OUT HERE OR IN A JAEGAR !
10:00 <Crip> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFo6XZwyx5w&feature=share&list=UUCW8g8JqQSk_K58yv7x-Wiw&index=6
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake - Bird Machine (feat. Alesia) [Jingle Bells Version] (Dec 5, 2013) 2:58 - Category: Music - 5,971 views - 182 likes (97.3%), 5 dislikes (2.7%)
37:00 <mandyjane> http://www.change.org/en-AU/petitions/to-the-australian-government-and-the-governor-general-we-reject-tony-abbott-and-the-lnp
40:00 <Skrotus> lol good luck with that
41:00 <mandyjane> im so bored
43:00 <Shadowgate> lol mandyjane you kill me of laughter
44:00 <mandyjane> good job
53:00 <Shads_> .
55:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
55:00 <AngrymanXL> !ping
09:00 <Shadowgate> yummy vodka
09:00 <Shadowgate> getting me drunk
09:00 <Shadowgate> thank you lord
27:00 <couleurs> that's what she said
27:00 <gremlinz> and continued to gobble gobble
32:00 <crash> you know much about openssl gremlinz ?
32:00 <mandyjane> join #australia
33:00 <mandyjane> oops
33:00 <Rak> fail
33:00 <Shads_> I have a PHP error imo
33:00 <gremlinz> depending on wat u wanna know
33:00 <Shads_> fuckin website
33:00 <mandyjane> lol stf rak
33:00 <Mew> you have a PCP error Shads_
34:00 <Shads_> stoned as a cunt
34:00 <crash> lol gremlinz im trying to find the install path
34:00 <crash> not in usr/local
34:00 <Shads_> i dont really smoke weed
34:00 <Shads_> when i do i get wasted
35:00 <Shads_> yeah,PHP error on my website
35:00 <Shads_> offering 100 cash if u fix it
36:00 <Shads_> i eckon its the tables or index.php
36:00 <Shads_> reckon
36:00 <Shads_> duno realy
36:00 <crash> Shads help me compile python 3.3 with ssl support and i will help you with your php error
36:00 <Shads_> sure dude nps
36:00 <gremlinz> well
37:00 <gremlinz> thats weird
37:00 <Shads_> could be the database
37:00 <crash> i noticed ubuntu seems to put things in strange spots
37:00 <crash> mind you my linux skills are fairly low
38:00 <Shads_> yes and blanks your files
38:00 <Shads_> ubuntu
38:00 <Shads_> is full of spyware
39:00 <crash> im sure it is
40:00 <Shads_> wish this cunt would f hurry up
40:00 <Shads_> gave him 100 yesterday
43:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
43:00 <georgeandwell> Any girls here like performance
44:00 <Rak> like mime?
44:00 <georgeandwell> Nah
44:00 <georgeandwell> Like performance
46:00 <simba> stfu, Retarded Piece of Crap.
50:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <beehhh> I died last nite in caaada
57:00 <beehhh> more boats are heading
57:00 <beehhh> by air this time
58:00 <beehhh> concession fare
58:00 <Shads_> k
59:00 <Shads_> sit still Calin,.pls.
59:00 <beehhh> dont buy it now later price will drop by 50%
59:00 <Shads_> true dude
59:00 <beehhh> in total 70%
00:00 <Shads_> beehhh earlier i thouht i was jesus cgrist.
00:00 <Q{> girls only like to perform for a fee georgeandwell 
00:00 <beehhh> well i never met him
00:00 <Shads_> type cycle = no sleep
00:00 <beehhh> they know the money alright
00:00 <Shads_> true
01:00 <beehhh> they also like to pick the strongest men
01:00 <Shads_> pyromania - stupid song man.
01:00 <Q{> and pls do not insult them with low tips
01:00 <beehhh> i get more loved from aimals
01:00 <beehhh> animals
01:00 <Shads_> lol dude as u do
02:00 <beehhh> ruby is an example
02:00 <beehhh> a dog was better than any female
02:00 <Shads_> i put water on my cats head
02:00 <Shads_> cool her down
02:00 <Q{> yeh dont want to feel cheap with low pay
03:00 <beehhh> she falls asleep on my lap n snooze
03:00 <Shads_> yup
03:00 <Shads_> abbotts out m8
03:00 <Shads_> sign the partition
03:00 <Q{> anything below $2000 is cheap
03:00 <Shads_> its going to abbotts office
03:00 <beehhh> under 20 bucks is
04:00 <Shads_> i only got 1/4 mill
04:00 <beehhh> 22 year old boy died who got hit by cars twice
04:00 <Shads_> 2 children got hit localy here last week also beehhh
05:00 <Shads_> and the helecopter had to Land in the Park..think it twaz medicals...
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuY_VHzKdjc
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Slo-Mo" TAC Anti Speed TV Ad (Dec 1, 2009) 1:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 84,592 views - 222 likes (97.4%), 6 dislikes (2.6%)
05:00 <Shads_> was diffrent.
05:00 <Shads_> Anti Speed!
05:00 <beehhh> ocean is safe
05:00 <Shads_> was guna go for a swim but i had a joint and cbf
06:00 <beehhh> one townsville man made a flying boat
06:00 <beehhh> he was being mad
06:00 <Shads_> nice im into Hovercrafts landsea
07:00 <Shads_> mine some rarn
07:00 <Shads_> bitgoats
07:00 <Shads_> damnit forgot me coffee,runs brb
08:00 <beehhh> dont know anymore much years back i used to be there
08:00 <Shads_> true u shoulda visited the gang man
08:00 <Shads_> up in sydney
08:00 <beehhh> women wouldnt let me come back in
08:00 <beehhh> i applied 5times
08:00 <Shads_> 12 peeps over 1 night kaotic.
09:00 <Shads_> tarts
09:00 <beehhh> after finish my degree might give things a go
09:00 <Shads_> ungoverned..back in a sec dude,.
09:00 <beehhh> dont know which direction could be america or could be downunder
10:00 <beehhh> Australia is not safe for me no longer
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <British^Meat> simba
24:00 <simba> howdy
25:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyKQV9gUJHA
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Help Your Kids Deal With Not Getting What They Wanted For Christmas (Dec 21, 2013) 1:55 - Category: News and Politics - 386 views - 11 likes (50%), 11 dislikes (50%)
26:00 <simba> Q can you describe what BlackDevil looks like
27:00 <doctor> lock them in their rooms and hit the bottle alone in the lounge in front of the tellie
27:00 <doctor> they can occupy themselves with masturbation or crying or something
27:00 <Q{> i no idea what BlackDevil looks like
28:00 <doctor> he's from the south in the US
29:00 <doctor> so, the imagination can give you a good indication
29:00 <Q{> lol
41:00 <CoCoaButter> anyone alive
42:00 <xm> no, we're all dead. a nuclear bomb went off last night killing earth's entire population except you. this is a recorded message
42:00 <doctor> It's hard to tell these days CoCoaButter
43:00 <doctor> Yes, we are all prerecordings from a lost time, hoping that some day someone will recognise our warning
43:00 <xm> doctor: best way to tell is to cut them with a knife. if they bleed profusely immediately then they are still alive
43:00 <doctor> How do I know it's not a trick?
43:00 <xm> that's what doctors used to do before the 20th century
44:00 <xm> it's quicker than waiting for a pulse
44:00 <doctor> True
44:00 <xm> sometimes in a hospital where there arent enough beds you have to be more efficient
44:00 <doctor> A doctor does not have the time to check for vital signs
44:00 <doctor> exactly
45:00 <xm> i would ignore any screaming too. from a hard day's work you could just be getting auditory hallucinations
45:00 <doctor> I've had that before
46:00 <xm> apparently this morning i shouted in my dreams
46:00 <xm> "the monkeys are escaping! the monkeys are escaping!"
46:00 <xm> (serious)
46:00 <xm> i dont recall the dream though
46:00 <doctor> Monkeys in cages?
47:00 <xm> dont know. i dont recall the dream at all
47:00 <xm> maybe they were involved in my unethical experiments to produce a new virus to wipe out the population
48:00 <doctor> possibly
49:00 <doctor> monkeys are our primal desires
49:00 <simba> ur a monkey
49:00 <xm> that's why we study them so much. we aspire to be more like them
50:00 <doctor> No, I am a swan
50:00 <xm> im a turdle
50:00 <doctor> We look at them and become jealous
51:00 <Q{> yeh just take a look at this
51:00 <Q{> http://youtu.be/82GUjPConiE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bonobo Love (Nov 1, 2011) 2:41 - - 66,418,678 views - 36,540 likes (82.7%), 7,659 dislikes (17.3%)
51:00 <xm> who needs to study Bonobo loving when there are incestral families in Australia's outback
52:00 <xm> i've heard they've removed those kids from those families now and improved their standard of living by giving them their own homes at the zoo
57:00 <doctor> lol xm
58:00 <beehhh> fucking ants all over the kitchen
58:00 <beehhh> in millions
05:00 <simba> fuck off beehhh......
06:00 <xm> beehhh: pour honey all over yourself and roll yourself around the kitchen
07:00 <xm> it will sexually arouse you i promise
08:00 <simba> beehhh, plunge a knife deep into your body
08:00 <simba>  it will sexually arouse you i promise
08:00 <faux> ugh
08:00 <simba> telephone cum
08:00 <faux> the thought of honney on ven the smallest part of me freas me out
08:00 <faux> so sticky
08:00 <faux> le vom
08:00 <faux> lol telephone cum
08:00 <simba> Honey: Friend or Foe?
09:00 <xm> yeah, i hate it
09:00 <faux> i ilke eating it...
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> not rubbing it on me
09:00 <xm> that sounds like a good horror themed documentary simba
09:00 <xm> where can i download it?
09:00 <simba> at the pants store
11:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
11:00 <georgeandwell> N e
11:00 <simba> shut up georgeandwell
11:00 <simba> you gigantic, mesmerisingly huge faggot
11:00 <georgeandwell> Im not gay
11:00 <georgeandwell> Im str8
12:00 <simba> stop typing N e you dickhead
12:00 <simba> or ill kill u
12:00 <simba> ok ?????????????
12:00 <fawks> yum I love cleaning this goo from my eye
12:00 <fawks> delicious 
12:00 <xm> wolfy died last night and simba and channeling his spirit
12:00 <xm> and/is*
13:00 <simba> pz died? how
13:00 <Transmatron> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/20442857/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student/
13:00 <simba> dont link to yahoo news
13:00 <simba> read it if you want but dont let others know you read it
13:00 <Transmatron> i dont ge it. i just dont. how, at 16 or 17 or so years of age, does one get a hot sexy 31 yr old women to have sex with you??
13:00 <Transmatron> even at 26 i cant get this to happen to me
14:00 <simba> because you read yahoo news
14:00 <simba> people can tell yuore a dickhead
14:00 <Transmatron> why cant shit like ths ever happen to me when i was in highschool?
14:00 <simba> you probably watch wrestling and use IE
14:00 <xm> kids these days. they get ipads, iphones and sex with teachers. my generation didnt really get that
14:00 <xm> people who use IE should be shot for making my life harder
15:00 <doctor> That's a bit harsh, think of the poor bloke who will have the clean up the mess
16:00 <xm> forensic cleaning is a lucrative business. he wont be poor anymore after cleaning it up
16:00 <xm> plus he may even get to take home a few souvenirs for satanic rituals
21:00 <simba> satan owns
21:00 <simba> great role model
21:00 <beehhh> fucking cooking 10 veggies at once
21:00 <simba> its called a stir fry
21:00 <beehhh> simba has the power come back to your village from yesterday storm?
21:00 <beehhh> i boil them
21:00 <beehhh> then drian the water
21:00 <simba> i dont live in a village
22:00 <beehhh> your favorite tree got uprooted sorry about that
22:00 <simba> stop trying to keep in touch with australian news
22:00 <beehhh> ahhhh *plunged into my death 
23:00 <beehhh> last i saw her arse
24:00 <beehhh> n f u 2
24:00 <beehhh> nfu2
24:00 <xm> 1 letter words
25:00 <xm> you'll get beehhh 
25:00 <xm> slowly you'll grasp basic things about the English language
25:00 <xm> baby steps beehhh. baby steps
26:00 <beehhh> veggies are cheaper to cook than dineout
27:00 <beehhh> you eat like 10 people's meal at once
29:00 <beehhh> mussle
29:00 <simba> leave austnet mirza
29:00 <beehhh> young burssle sprout
30:00 <beehhh> you dare ya questioned me knt
30:00 <xm> beehhh: you should add foxglove to your meal. it will enhance the flavour even better than MSG
31:00 <xm> maybe a bit of Oleander too
33:00 <Transmatron>  beehhh delivers a sweet chin mucis to simba's face
33:00 <Transmatron> wtf
33:00 <Transmatron> thats my move 
33:00 <Transmatron> DONT STEAL MY MOVE!!!!
34:00 <Transmatron> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/20440529/nyc-pr-executive-loses-job-after-twitter-post-about-aids-in-africa/
34:00 <Transmatron> .....wtf
34:00 <simba> this is an absolutely terrible day of irc
35:00 <fawks> ..
35:00 <simba> well there has been good value elsewhere. this is a terrible day in #melbourne
36:00 <Transmatron> how could a *public relations* executive for prominent Internet media company
36:00 <Transmatron> make such a tweet?
36:00 <Transmatron> only plausible explanation is that she did it on purpose cause she intentionally wanted to be fired and get a new job or something
36:00 <beehhh> fuck buying touch screen fhone rather buy gorceries and eat
36:00 <beehhh> i made a smart move
36:00 <beehhh> just for chking fb not worth
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <beehhh> its a zoo out there
37:00 <Transmatron> cuz how could u be heard of PR and make such a tweet, and not expect to be fired
37:00 <Skrotus> eat it
37:00 <Transmatron> head* of PR
37:00 <Transmatron> public relations
37:00 <beehhh> gimme all your left over food im going to contest the world strongest female
37:00 <Transmatron> but man, there are many other ways to change jobs or to get you fired
37:00 <Transmatron> other than simply branding yourselrf a racist forever
38:00 <Transmatron> jsut like resign if u dont like the job
38:00 <beehhh> i'd study organisation behavior in phd at canada
38:00 <fawks> huhu
38:00 <fawks> fkn
38:00 <fawks> vin diesel is cooking for me
38:00 <Transmatron> fawks wats happened to renee?
38:00 <Transmatron> is she did?
38:00 <beehhh> i cooked ten veggies now
38:00 <fawks> in the kitchen 
38:00 <Transmatron> is she died?
38:00 <beehhh> all good
38:00 <Transmatron> `seen renee
38:00 <prowl> Transmatron, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 9 weeks 5 days 14 hours 47 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
38:00 <beehhh> im vin diesel
39:00 <Transmatron> well well well
39:00 <Transmatron> i smell on old fart
39:00 <Transmatron> who farted?
39:00 <fawks> vin diesel is in my bedroom
39:00 <fawks> huhu
39:00 <beehhh> Transmatron is paul walker
39:00 <fawks> fkn
39:00 <Transmatron> oh wait, its just Bastardly_One
39:00 <Transmatron> and his old age aura
39:00 <beehhh> he couldnt say no
39:00 <Transmatron> your death incarnate Bastardly_One
39:00 <beehhh> even when mates are speeding
39:00 <Transmatron> like the undead of warcaft
40:00 <Transmatron> ner`zhul
40:00 <Transmatron> thats who u is Bastardly_One
40:00 <beehhh> i'm having this
40:00 <beehhh> http://www.nokchawon.co.kr/eng/channel_03/read.html?pid=1&id=62
40:00 <beehhh> invested on food
40:00 <beehhh> fuck touch screen dont make china rich
42:00 <Bastardly_One> .
43:00 <fawks> did u just wake uo
43:00 <fawks> up
43:00 <beehhh> ±
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a little while ago
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but not that long ago
44:00 <fawks> gross
44:00 <fawks> how can you sleep all day 
44:00 <fawks> I feel so weird
44:00 <Bastardly_One> by being awake all night
44:00 <fawks> i wake up like
44:00 <beehhh> he got aircon
44:00 <fawks> WHERE AM I
45:00 <fawks> yeah i stay up too though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm older and need more?
45:00 <fawks> I love sleep but if I nap in the afternoon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
45:00 <beehhh> you got baggies eye (puffy)
45:00 <fawks> I wake up so angry 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <beehhh> seems like fawks form puffing valley
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yo #melbourne
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can do without the way I wake up though of late
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but shit happens
46:00 <beehhh> ants are haunting my foods
46:00 <fawks> yah
46:00 <beehhh> cook urself
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh jesus loves u
46:00 <beehhh> never met either
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im smoking a leg of lamb
46:00 <beehhh> how lucky are you
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lets feed the poor together
47:00 <Bastardly_One> his parents would of got it
47:00 <fawks> would have
47:00 <beehhh> i cooked brussel sprout, tomato, potato, broccili, onion, ginger, peas, lettuce, sparagus, sweet corn al at once
48:00 <Bastardly_One> aye, would have
48:00 <beehhh> now about to darin the water
48:00 <Doodle> i love parking my car so its hard for my neighbours visitors to get out
48:00 <Doodle> and then as soon as they leave i go out
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <beehhh> damn good tea this one
49:00 <beehhh> i drank like 50 cups since last nite
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so over this city
49:00 <Bastardly_One> today I hate the place
49:00 <Q{> which city?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
50:00 <Q{> it gets like that if u stay at a place too long without a break
50:00 <Q{> how often u get out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the catch ... it's a big city with nothing to do
51:00 <simba> big city
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey hey hey theres a little bit of jesus in alll of us
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u accept jesus ?
51:00 <simba> no
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> see u in hell
51:00 <simba> so u dont either?
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i do
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his a cool guy
51:00 <simba> but youre going to hell?
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> without hell heaven wouldnt exist
52:00 <simba> good 1
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading about where the definition of hell comes from the other day
52:00 <Bastardly_One> was interesting
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
53:00 <simba> where does it come from
53:00 <simba> heaven and hell dont exist!!!!!!! idiots!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it means something
53:00 <simba> what
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could remember now *lol*
53:00 <Q{> u read about purgatory too?
53:00 <simba> WTF
53:00 <simba> what a crap anecdote
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it was hey?
53:00 <simba> u need more coca cola
54:00 <Q{> purgatory is more a recent thing 
54:00 <simba> i need some
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not having a good day so far
54:00 <Q{> that men with too much time on their hands came up with
54:00 <simba> STFU Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <simba> IMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ho ho ho
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> merrrrrry christmas
56:00 <Bastardly_One> My son's b/day tomorrow
56:00 <Q{> simba, consider generous and merciful for allowing to behave like so without equivalent or worst 
56:00 <simba> that doesn't make sense
56:00 <Q{> consider me*
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba you got ur christmas popups in mirc ready for xmas day.. im assuming u will be here xmas day
57:00 <simba> Q that's awful stuff
57:00 <thestig> simba is here everyday 24 /7
57:00 <thestig> he celebrates christmas on here
57:00 <simba> every day
57:00 <simba> christmas every day on irc
57:00 <simba> thestig go back to ur mulching
57:00 <simba> ur like 45
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we should make a room for the people who are 60+
58:00 <fawks> fuck christmas
58:00 <fawks> it's just another day 
58:00 <simba> a bad day
59:00 <xm> ive booked time off work just so i can spend Christmas eve on IRC
00:00 <Crip> ^
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a bad day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bad time for certain people
00:00 <xm> cant wait to spend NYE on Austnet with Cleo10
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like spending the 3 months before christmas shopping for my loved ones
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas fucks with me hard
01:00 <simba> christians hate christmas because they have to buy a bunch of gifts for people, see family they dont want to see, organise trips to places they dont wanna go, its a whole ordeal, they hate christmas
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theres a blacksheep in every family
01:00 <xm> i thought most people deep down hate Christmas, except kids for the obvious reasons. unless they're povo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, there's also people without family
02:00 <xm> them too
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyway im out of this chat
02:00 <xm> poor bastards
02:00 <simba> most people in the world literally dont care about christmas
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or friends
02:00 <simba> most people in the world are in china
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty much me
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the chinese celebrate xmas
02:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out where I have been invited for dinner I have to bring my own shit
02:00 <simba> they dont give a fucke
02:00 <xm> actually Christmas is getting bigger in the richer parts of China now. and Japan has always been big on Christmas even though they're mostly non-Christian
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need the reminders Christmas brings about
03:00 <xm> im Christian but i dont really celebrate Christmas. especially how it's not Biblical
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dunno about islam n xmas
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Pagan but has nothing to do with what I feel about Christmas
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or what islam says about xmas
04:00 <xm> of course they dont
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might ask the mufti
09:00 <Bastardly_One> .
09:00 <beehhh> feeling so bloated
10:00 <beehhh> i'm officially obese now
10:00 <beehhh> china has the largest population cause they are evil and dont practice circumsicion
10:00 <Rice> wat u all doin 4 xmas
11:00 <beehhh> i'd put my own fingers in my arse i guess
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Rice spending it with my parents
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 3 more days and ill have GTA5
15:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3Z-MVoUg4
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Matrix Revolutions (1/5) Movie CLIP - Blaze of Glory (2003) HD (May 26, 2011) 2:45 - Category: Film and Animation - 282,087 views - 421 likes (95%), 22 dislikes (5%)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a thousand likes 4 BlackDevil ;) cutie
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive how much does xbox live gold cost for 12 months
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
16:00 <beehhh> would you get it chipped?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> like 70-80 bucks
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheaper at dicksmiths or online
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
16:00 <beehhh> they sells clone games for 2AUD
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean idc cause i love live gold bro
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> its worth it!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes Kristin?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> when im the rock and rooollll
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin in shower
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so you looked up this chick on the net
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and decided you liked her
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> was in bed watchin the beach but i need a cig
17:00 <beehhh> were he a manager at bubble
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly she's at your house?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey?
17:00 <beehhh> i cant even move so bloated
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the old haggard model
17:00 <beehhh> lime made the soup delicious
19:00 <SanTesticles> in here to
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh, no that's not what i did
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> its not about how beautiful they are bro
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> now get down with this song too, david cassidy - when im the rock n roll star XD
22:00 <beehhh> damn me pissing green
23:00 <beehhh> pitted black olives from spain
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they need a place online you can just have someone's full name
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and then find out everything about them ... but without having to go to any effort
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it should be in front of your face
24:00 <beehhh> like i posted mine otherday
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I found some mail with the housemate's surname
24:00 <beehhh> you served me wrong, so wrong
25:00 <faux> lmaoo
25:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1471938_489216497861326_261769590_n.jpg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what's funny about that?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I missin' something?
25:00 <faux> um her face
25:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1479512_481844711931838_486413921_n.jpg
26:00 <faux> LOL
26:00 <Mew> are they pandas new neighbours?
26:00 <beehhh> im gonna vomit
26:00 <faux> rofl mew
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1455874_473942372722072_1081944040_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the one on the left?
26:00 <faux> shes so ugly
26:00 <beehhh> milfs
26:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/lexy.stevens.9
26:00 <beehhh> typical syd girls
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I don't like her face either
27:00 <xm> no amount of photoshopping could fix that
27:00 <xm> unless they spliced someone else's head
27:00 <beehhh> asian hookers are best in bed
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no way in the world does she really look like that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and be in Melbourne
28:00 <beehhh> they have melbourne in canada too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like a cheap LA porn star
28:00 <beehhh> look doesnt matter to me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and from Adelaide huh?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet she stayed at Pandas once
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if you asked him
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My GOD!
29:00 <beehhh> girls from dunedin are pretty n intellectual
29:00 <faux> i dunno where shes from but she was tagged in a photo with my friend
29:00 <faux> so she was obv in sydney at some point
29:00 <faux> shes hideous
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the about section
29:00 <beehhh> guess they live close to cold
29:00 <faux> and her boobs are so obviously fake like theyre not even discreet about it.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she's from Adel and lives in Melb
30:00 <beehhh> and with fresh air
30:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
30:00 <beehhh> he sure go to crown
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been so misled on this place
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not even an oven tray
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or a saucepan to be found
31:00 <beehhh> thats not even your house
31:00 <faux> did yo look at the place before you movedi n
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and where's the inside bin you dumb cunt?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I never went through the cupboards
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <faux> ah k
31:00 <beehhh> something wrong with your attitude too
31:00 <faux> do you have a crate
31:00 <faux> or even a cardboard box
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I do
31:00 <faux> put a rubbish bag 
31:00 <faux> in it
31:00 <faux> and use it temporarily
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that
32:00 <faux> oks
32:00 <beehhh> he given you favor learn to accept it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and my attitude is fine beehhh
32:00 <beehhh> *a
32:00 <Bastardly_One> has he now?
32:00 <faux> how is it a favour
32:00 <faux> im sure hes paying rent
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm positive I am
32:00 <beehhh> where were you when there where no place to call home
33:00 <Bastardly_One> which is due again shortly but that's beside the point
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, on the street a week or two smart fuck ... before family
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... stfu until you know what you're talking about eh?
33:00 <xm> i hope you can blast music loud on your speakers when you're producing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just use gaming headphones xm
34:00 <beehhh> chick died after snorted few line
34:00 <xm> which ones?
34:00 <xm> actually shouldnt matter. i wouldnt know
34:00 <Bastardly_One> turtle beach PLa's
34:00 <Excessive> 5 pm almost here
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and you just woke up right Excessive?
34:00 <beehhh> if i was a cop i'd into every meth lab and blast them into flame
34:00 <Excessive> aye
35:00 <beehhh> i just knew her as a young lil girl who came to my shop holding her mums hand
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs that cunt makes no sense
37:00 <Bastardly_One> why do I even bother to try to read one line
37:00 <doctor> I think this place has ruined my capabilities with talking with people
37:00 <doctor> Or maybe it was ruined prior
38:00 <doctor> eh, fuck it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> explain?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> minus the question mark
41:00 <doctor> I suppose IRC is like a diary
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it is?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a blog
42:00 <doctor> If this was 100 years ago, many of us would be writing books. Technology has changed that for us
43:00 <doctor> Yeah true
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, I see what you are saying now
43:00 <doctor> but it's only recently we've been able to share our thoughts with the world without having to publish a book
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean you've become anti social and possibly don't even enjoy getting out of the house and "going out" anymore
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's the case I hope you're young
45:00 <doctor> Yeah, but maybe it was a calling
45:00 <Pieter> Oan!
46:00 <Excessive> k, I better go n have a shower n stuff n wake up properly
46:00 <Excessive> bbs
47:00 <Pieter> Dinbt firget the fllloooatiiies
47:00 <Excessive> u use a foatie in the shower?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just go do it Adrian
48:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to Piet is a bad move
48:00 <Excessive> aye
48:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <xm> i know the feeling doctor. i remember when i was hospital after waking up from an induced coma with severe head trauma. i motioned for a laptop to talk. it wasnt that i couldnt use my voice, it's just that i preferred to use a keyboard and display instead. IRC 4 lyfe
48:00 <IAmSpeed> Haha. What?!
49:00 <simba> Haha.
49:00 <simba> it's 4:19
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hard to talk to ... I tend to be an *I* person
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Pieter> ChanOPyes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not intentionally ... it's because I only have myself to draw on
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you stfu with the lol
50:00 <doctor> Let's become evil geniuses
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not the only one who's mentioned it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate did even
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <xm> doctor: let's start Silk Road 3 and lace all the drugs with strychnine
51:00 <simba> omg
51:00 <simba> fuck
51:00 <simba> life
51:00 <simba> lmao
52:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
52:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive you got any more stories of models living with you?
52:00 <BlackDevil> hi Picard
52:00 <BlackDevil> mate
52:00 <Picard> BlackDevil how are you lad?
52:00 <BlackDevil> you tried playing the game again?
52:00 <Picard> sorry?
53:00 <Picard> game?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in the topic
53:00 <Picard> i havnt looked at the topic
54:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, who is me and paste the first line will ya please?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see if I come up the same to everyone as I see it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> would hate my ISP to show ... it's embarrassing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how can any actually HATE daft punk?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't everyone is the world like Get Lucky?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
57:00 <Bastardly_One> memo to myself
57:00 <Bastardly_One> do the dumb things I gotta do
57:00 <Bastardly_One> touch the puppet head
57:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One stop ranting
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no
57:00 <Bastardly_One> make me
57:00 <Picard> you are upsetting the children
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna go to bingo tomorrow mate?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the morning session has a good raffle down the seniors centre
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm goin' ... wanna come?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> free tea and biccies and all
59:00 <Mew> <Element> I've seen heaps of chciks take one litytle toke fr4om a bong and they're off with the faires
59:00 <Mew> <Element> meanwhile the crew is smokin 10-15 cones each every 5mins
59:00 <Mew> Element has a crew now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in here somewhere
59:00 <Picard> he is everywhere
59:00 <Picard> even in your pms
00:00 <Mew> <Element> Mew is jello of my married life, awsome friends and weed smokin crew
00:00 <Mew> <Element> loooollllllllllll sux2bu
00:00 <Mew> LMFAO
00:00 <Bastardly_One> is it raining in Adelaide?
01:00 <Mew> 15 cones each EVERY 5 minutes.. 
01:00 <Picard> no
01:00 <Mew> thats like 180 cones an hour
01:00 <Mew> per person
01:00 <Mew> pretty standard i guess
01:00 <Mew> simba
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ummmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <Pieter> Freekkin cones
01:00 <Mew> you need to see this lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the price of weed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly doubt it
01:00 <shatter> pierre baccinbonge can double 180 cones per hour
01:00 <shatter> he's a real master
01:00 <Pieter> ;Freekkin cones:/
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even smoke that
01:00 <Mew> hahahah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, even in the old days I couldn't of done 180 cones in an hour
02:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa1_1387653423
02:00 <shatter> that's because you're not utilising your asshole
02:00 <shatter> the cone enema
02:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: North Korean girl with pot on head does 90 spins in 30 secs to celebrate Kim's birthday (Date: Dec-18-2013, 10 hours ago) - Views: 9509 - Played: 7956
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to space them out now as it is ... I can't even have 2 in a row
02:00 <BlackDevil> what do you mean Bastardly_One?
02:00 <shatter> pierre ensures all his orifices are smokiung
02:00 <Pieter> You go spend $100 a week on tobacco while i spend $15 a fortnight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what BlackDevil? what I asked?
02:00 <Pieter> Freak   :/
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want you to whois me and paste back the first line
02:00 <BlackDevil> thats my first line
02:00 <BlackDevil> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to see what you see ... ooooooooooooh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> smart cunt
03:00 <Pieter> Atkeast we know hos gonna die of lung cancer  fiirsst
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the ident line
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't want ... such and such .com.au
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
03:00 <BlackDevil> k
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's am embarrassing ISP
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I laugh at others on it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well just say it now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> dodo
04:00 <beehhh> back stabber stubborn
04:00 <shatter> element has been mining dogecoins thinking he can beat the 355 network difficulty
04:00 <shatter> with his gtx 560
04:00 <shatter> he can't afford an ATI
04:00 <Pieter> Dildo dikdoo the internet that vibrates
04:00 <Mew> he doesnt have a job
04:00 <BlackDevil> i have a gtx
04:00 <Mew> current position: austnet troll #1 master hacker
04:00 <beehhh> walk naked in a busy shopping centre, tell people your feeling good
05:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour with bit mining and bitcoins guys?
05:00 <Shads_> sup FUCKFACES
05:00 <Bastardly_One> don't talk about it when Excessive is active
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he has 100 machines running
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dedicated to it
05:00 <shatter> dem kilowatts
05:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
05:00 <beehhh> spend nothing
05:00 <georgeandwell> Whats up homs
05:00 <shatter> why would you even bother when power is like 28c/kw in australia
06:00 <beehhh> once its spend you not having any more worse days comming as better are gone
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shatter, that's where he starts ... he explains how cheap he's done it
06:00 <shatter> the fuckin mutts!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him about it when he comes back
06:00 <shatter> steals it from his neighbours
06:00 <shatter> or an office block
06:00 <beehhh> queen st violance
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
06:00 <xm> if you had solar panels already and bought them when they were subsidised by the government it'd be more feasible
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in a houso unit in Syd
06:00 <shatter> since 100 machines you're going to need like 20 fuses
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but reckons it works out to
07:00 <beehhh> move to china
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shit something really cheap
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll have to ask him
07:00 <shatter> i want to shit on his face
07:00 <georgeandwell> Solar is bs...imo
07:00 <shatter> the tariff on solar is 8c/kw now, what a fucking joke
07:00 <xm> georgeandwell: if you already had them prior to mining that is
07:00 <beehhh> ballon landed in carlise st carpark
07:00 <Bastardly_One> My old place just got solar and to be honest
07:00 <shatter> all those cunts who got 68c for a decade are lucky assholes
07:00 <beehhh> balaclava to checkout hookers
08:00 <xm> also ive heard that hte panels dont last as long as they first thought they would
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they never noticed any difference
08:00 <xm> and the government has changed the pricing of how much you get for putting it back into the grid
08:00 <georgeandwell> Fucken scam
08:00 <shatter> yeah it's 8c now
08:00 <shatter> which is like NOTHING
08:00 <shatter> might as well get a batteryh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
08:00 <beehhh> this summer fire force could be more fearce
09:00 <shatter> and that's 2013 rates, 2014 i bet it'll be even less
09:00 <beehhh> battery is a term of law
09:00 <xm> i was doing Quark coins for a while but had to stop as the CPU was overheating. there's a lot of dust in there
09:00 <shatter> stfu you bengali poof
09:00 <xm> i need to get a can of compressed air
09:00 <beehhh> fierce
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see him and student this morning
09:00 <shatter> good way to burn your cpu out
09:00 <shatter> cpu mining is so inefficient
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was like an ep of that english show
09:00 <Bastardly_One> about the paki family
09:00 <xm> it was getting up to 84C
09:00 <Picard> this cunt dying of emphysema and in the interview he is still smoking 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> meet the ...
10:00 <Picard> let the cunt die
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, what?
10:00 <beehhh> im not coming back to oz
10:00 <beehhh> cant trust you guys
10:00 <shatter> a 4770k uses like 150 watts and only produces about 120 kilohashes
10:00 <Picard> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/12/22/11/25/man-wakes-to-find-brown-snake-slithering-over-stomach
10:00 <shatter> for scrypt
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got emphysema ... it's not fun
10:00 <shatter> sha256 is even worse
10:00 <beehhh> once or twice were enough
10:00 <xm> you serious Bastardly_One ?
10:00 <xm> what sort of prognosis have they give you
10:00 <beehhh> get an inhaler
11:00 <beehhh> machine
11:00 <xm> a friend's mother has it and has been given 1-2 years
11:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, COAD ... check out what it is in English
11:00 <Bastardly_One> emphysema
11:00 <Picard> these cunts who dont stop smoking shouldnt get medical treatment
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and so far I've been given no time limit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and Picard has a point
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I still smoke
11:00 <Picard> well stop, dickhead
11:00 <beehhh> lot of meth heads there
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't realise I had emphysema though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> until I found out what COAD was
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My old doctor was one of those that told you fuck all
12:00 <beehhh> steam sauna helps
12:00 <beehhh> albert park aquatic centre
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I find the opposite beehhh
12:00 <Excessive> did I jus read abt mining jus above?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer colder air
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I feel shit I'll sit in front of the fan and breathe in that for a while kind of thing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes Excessive ... more about the use of power you consume
13:00 <Picard> u dont have long left
13:00 <Bastardly_One> with 100 machines
13:00 <beehhh> http://www.nokchawon.co.kr/eng/channel_03/read.html?pid=1&id=62
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to know the most retarded bit Picard?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a lung collapse in about 2006
14:00 <Bastardly_One> have a lung glued back to my chest
14:00 <Picard> you my friend are a dickhead
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and stopped for ages
14:00 <Bastardly_One> got drunk and fucking started again
14:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
14:00 <Picard> no excuse
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes I am
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but since I've found out I've gone from a pack or so a day
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to about ... 10 max
15:00 <xm> does the money bit put you off
15:00 <beehhh> smoke ice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it should
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but no ...
15:00 <Picard> beehhh you are a wankstain
16:00 <xm> a packet is like a few bucks in Asia. you could have a field day there -- but i do not recommend
16:00 <Picard> speaking of that, hello Pieter
16:00 <Excessive> CPU/GPU mining is a waste of time nowadays and power bills 
16:00 <Pieter> Im the only fuckface here
16:00 <Pieter> Ask thecow
16:00 <Excessive> as far as bitcoin is concerned anyways
16:00 <Pieter> Hello captain
16:00 <Pieter> Its more than a card
16:00 <Bastardly_One> thecow ... lol ... I haven't seen TheCrow for ages
17:00 <Pieter> Tjhis could build a car fro,m scrat h or tare one apart
17:00 <Picard> what are we asking jess?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive ... shatter was asking about your power bill
17:00 <Bastardly_One> with 100 machines dedicated
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and how the fuck do you breathe in that unit?
17:00 <Excessive> not 100 machines .............. 100 USB block erupters
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be getting no air flow with all those machines going
17:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> see how much attention I must of really payed?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <shatter> that's different
18:00 <shatter> gpu is viable for scrypt coins
18:00 <Ana_Ng> must have
18:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different
18:00 <beehhh> Warning: elderly poeple getting ripped off by seduced a dodgy component by scrupulus patrons to save bills is a hoax dont purchase it at 1st place some selling for 1400bucks not worth
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that too Ana_Ng
18:00 <Pieter> \/me nukes his chicken burrito
18:00 <Bastardly_One> faux corrected me on that before damn it
18:00 <Excessive> though I can only run abt 35 atm since I still need to put together a power supply to power the 100
18:00 <Ana_Ng> dont disgrace our age
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Dec 14, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Film and Animation - 677,640 views - 8,234 likes (92.5%), 666 dislikes (7.5%)
19:00 <georgeandwell> Its too late to mine bitcoin
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hey megamanga ... question about your ISP
20:00 <megamanga> yeah?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> did you have bad dropouts yesterday?
20:00 <megamanga> nope
20:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
20:00 <megamanga> probably your dslam
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
20:00 <Shads_> LOL
20:00 <megamanga> ive never had a problem with dodo except once with a regional problem
20:00 <beehhh> I bet georgeandwell would chip in his bitcoins to pokie machine
20:00 <megamanga> no dropouts n shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the same shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except it's only asdl 1 apparently
21:00 <georgeandwell> I dont gamble
21:00 <megamanga> well go into your modem and set it to 2
21:00 <beehhh> then you should
21:00 <megamanga> 2 is more tolerant of line noise
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this
21:00 <shatter> is your name meant to be some kind of bastardification of george orwell
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not mine
21:00 <megamanga> go in and do it anyway
21:00 <georgeandwell> I only gamble in a game i know i can win
21:00 <beehhh> all viet and chinese are taken the carparks at sydney star city
21:00 <Excessive> anyways ............. where's the bowl n stuff now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I will when the cunt isn't nodding off in front of it
21:00 <Shads_> LISTEN HERE Bastardly_One STOP BEING A TURD LAMER AND FUCK UP CUNTFACED
21:00 <xm> and/or well
22:00 <xm> so yes he is
22:00 <shatter> isn't that clever
22:00 <beehhh> lelflflelel
22:00 <xm> only an engineer/programmer or logician would appreciate that
22:00 <xm> too obscure though
22:00 <beehhh> alot of programmers are out of work
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I walked off
23:00 <shatter> xor
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but clever xm
23:00 <Pieter> More problems for astronauts @ the international space station
23:00 <Pieter> Poor buggers
23:00 <megamanga> no meth?
23:00 <beehhh> he sure get sunburn
23:00 <Pieter> I figure the only problem would be lack of oxygen
23:00 <shatter> piet missed his delivery of bong butter
23:00 <Pieter> :/
23:00 <Pieter> Boooooooooooooooooooong
24:00 <beehhh> they might not make it back alive
24:00 <Pieter> Whats bong butter?
24:00 <Pieter> Mmmmmmmmm bok bok bokburrito
24:00 <beehhh> hemp butter
24:00 <Pieter> I  love burritosss!!!
24:00 <Pieter> Hemoooo
24:00 <Pieter> Hemp
25:00 <beehhh> black swan dips
25:00 <Pieter> Useless!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> how can someone literally live on those lolly bananas from coles?
25:00 <megamanga> ask most new zealanders?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yea I suppose
25:00 <fawks>  who lives on those
25:00 <Pieter> I love those lolly bananas\
25:00 <beehhh> foods are great in nz
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but the cupboards haven't even got basics in them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *sighs*
26:00 <Pieter> They awesome
26:00 <beehhh> you dont pay as much
26:00 <fawks> buy your own food ..
26:00 <fawks> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna ... I am making a point here
26:00 <fawks> did you expect him to buy food too
26:00 <beehhh> sydney sells out of date food too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you've read my bitches about him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no
26:00 <fawks> who cares what he eats 
26:00 <megamanga> youve been there 3 days
26:00 <georgeandwell> Its hot in sydney
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've got issues since I found out he's a morph junky
26:00 <beehhh> soon my friend melbourne would cope the heat
27:00 <fawks> what's that
27:00 <megamanga> morphine
27:00 <fawks> oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking hit me for a loan in 24 hrs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
27:00 <megamanga> a weaker version of pieter
27:00 <Pieter> Morpheous\
27:00 <fawks> did you say no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he is Pieter at 50
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I said no
27:00 <Pieter> Wtf]\\
27:00 <fawks> lmao
27:00 <beehhh> this time many bad things could happen
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he even is the same height
27:00 <Pieter> I was never a morphine user
27:00 <Bastardly_One> looks similiar too
27:00 <megamanga> not yet
27:00 <beehhh> you betrayed me before
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
28:00 <Bastardly_One> at my age I was kind of hoping not to have to look out for my housemates yanno
28:00 <beehhh> why let me in at first place then
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that shit was way behind me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be making big assumptions too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he's good with bills and shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who knows
29:00 <fawks> at your age how can you not tell when people are dodgy at first go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I did say that
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me to stfu :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about the interview one day
29:00 <georgeandwell> If the price is too low
29:00 <fawks> wow @ quit message 
29:00 <georgeandwell> Its dodgy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and how I thought he was definitely hiding something
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the price is awesome
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the place is good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not a bad person at all
30:00 <fawks> wtf
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <fawks> you seem confused 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not confused
30:00 <beehhh> not many people but too many problems
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know junkies
30:00 <fawks> I need a cool shower
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to be covering rent
30:00 <fawks> immediately 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> bills, etc
30:00 <Bastardly_One> following?
30:00 <fawks> not anymore no
30:00 <fawks> bored with this conco
30:00 <fawks> convo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how do I know everything is up to date and shit now?
30:00 <beehhh> best healing tea
31:00 <beehhh> i go 2morrow buy the rest about 8boxes left
31:00 <Bastardly_One> do I have a secure place or is the rent behind? etc?
31:00 <beehhh> leave the stock empty
31:00 <georgeandwell> Is being a junkie a full time job
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Some people just live with their mummies n daddies
31:00 <beehhh> i zoomed into the farm looks nice
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Or some witj just mummies
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Broken homes n all
31:00 <beehhh> bottom of korea
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mega, yes on the 3 days dude ... stupid anxiety disorder and a habit of thinking too much I'm afraid
31:00 <PietSAbabe> I prefer the northh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can complain about anything :P
32:00 <beehhh> yes my dick is out of order so what
32:00 <beehhh> i aint dead yet
32:00 <georgeandwell> Beeh what country u aiming for now
32:00 <beehhh> canada
32:00 <beehhh> only and foremost
32:00 <Q{> lol @ wolf kick
34:00 <beehhh> i might foregive but wont forget the faces
34:00 <Shads_> `SEEN KUNNY
34:00 <prowl> Shads_, I found 46 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: kuny, kuniva, kunic, LolZatThoseZiNgErZ, Christmas-Cheer. kuny ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #facebook 6 hours 47 minutes ago (22.12. 09:47) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 hour 30 minutes there.
35:00 <beehhh> darren hayes lives in london
35:00 <Excessive> merry x-mas .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/1481978_10202592515204916_1251196252_n.jpg?oh=caa79b935fc23afe5398edaa3227b77c&oe=52B8C9A1&__gda__=1387850323_c95d385cab9bfa4de3e7727120ff98e8
35:00 <megamanga> lollll
35:00 <beehhh> i'd love to see the highest peak of mountain in british columbia from my home
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, is that outside your place?
36:00 <Excessive> noooooooooooooooooo
36:00 <xm> that's a good pic Excessive 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever did that ... that's cool
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I agree
36:00 <xm> yeah
36:00 <xm> better than crates
36:00 <georgeandwell>     Ljc h oujynxzwdhioolym,kihu,l
36:00 <xm> this is much harder
37:00 <georgeandwell> Beeh can u explain me this
38:00 <Picard> `SEEN element
38:00 <beehhh> farmer's are one to cope the blunt of calamities at first hand
38:00 <Doodle> er
39:00 <georgeandwell> When the asylum seekers read malaysia or indo
39:00 <megamanga> touch my doodle
39:00 <Doodle> never
39:00 <beehhh> http://www2.lhric.org/pocantico/canada/maps101/k3canadapolit.gif
39:00 <georgeandwell> Why do they come to australia...are they already not safe in that country...and to get on a baot is more danger 
40:00 <Ana_Ng> extreme circumstances
40:00 <beehhh> major land
40:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell more chinese are heading for australia than ever
41:00 <beehhh> soon it will be called chineseland
41:00 <Excessive> fie dollah giigy giggy
41:00 <georgeandwell> Yeah i know that already
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i am a geodesic dome
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> georgeandwell how have your holidays been
41:00 <georgeandwell> What i dont know...is why the people want to come by boat to aus
41:00 <georgeandwell> Good thanks 
41:00 <georgeandwell> :)
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you had much pussy?
42:00 <beehhh> coming by aeroplane doesnt makes it any better off
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> holidays pussy
42:00 <Excessive> I came by plane
42:00 <beehhh> sorry i had to quit
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> dont be sorry beehhh
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> stand up for yourself
43:00 <beehhh> whitehorse near alaska
43:00 <Excessive> when the fckn 707 took off back at home in 89 me and dad were questioning as to wether we'd be makin it .......... the whole think squeaked and made all sorts of funny noises lol
43:00 <georgeandwell> My confusion is just one thing...if they are refugee and the already made it to a safe place in malaysia....why do they risk their life on a baot to ais
43:00 <georgeandwell> Aus
44:00 <beehhh> will find a way from uk
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> georgeandwell why did your asian family come to australia
44:00 <georgeandwell> Doesnt make sensee to me thats all....its like escaping the fire then jumping to another fire
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what is it with asians and australia
44:00 <georgeandwell> Its close to asia i guess
44:00 <beehhh> australia is no way near china
45:00 <georgeandwell> Australasia
45:00 <georgeandwell> They call it
45:00 <beehhh> because of indo and malaysia
45:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty far for a cuban
45:00 <beehhh> chinese people invaded masia
46:00 <beehhh> I'd be happy to settle in canada
46:00 <beehhh> million times over
46:00 <Mew> hi Scarlett^witch
46:00 <georgeandwell> I just cant understand why asylum seekers would not just stay in malaysia
46:00 <Ana_Ng> what planet do you live on
46:00 <Ana_Ng> that you think malaysia is equal to australia?
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I AM PROUD MALAY
47:00 <georgeandwell> Seems safe enough
48:00 <georgeandwell> Getting on a boat is like jumping back into then fire
48:00 <georgeandwell> Why would you do that... I am confused
49:00 <Shads_> `SEEN KUNNY
49:00 <prowl> Shads_, I found 46 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: kuny, kuniva, kunic, LolZatThoseZiNgErZ, Christmas-Cheer. kuny ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #facebook 7 hours 1 minute ago (22.12. 09:47) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 hour 30 minutes there.
49:00 <Excessive> give em a fckn choice ........... "we'd rather u'd not come here, if u do insist then we'd be prepared to subdivide the desert and alocate u all there and then it'll be up to u lot to make it gd for urselves, if u adapt and can make good, then welcome to Oz"
50:00 <Ana_Ng> http://myanmarrefugees.blogspot.com/2010/06/malaysia-dangerous-for-refugees-amnesty.html
50:00 <Mew> Shads_ kunny is in #cats
50:00 <Shads_> LOL
50:00 <Ana_Ng> KUALA LUMPUR: Amnesty International on Wednesday said Malaysia was a “dangerous” place for refugees who were often abused, arrested and “treated like criminals”. 
51:00 <georgeandwell> I think they are not real refugees
52:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you are the channel moron, i get it
52:00 <Skrotus> haha
52:00 <Skrotus> no he's one of many
52:00 <georgeandwell> Thats very intelligent argument u have there
53:00 <georgeandwell> I find no evidence to show these people are refugees
53:00 <Ana_Ng> that would involve reading and thinking
53:00 <georgeandwell> If u can show to me that they are refugees
54:00 <georgeandwell> And there is a reason to use a boat to aus
54:00 <georgeandwell> Then i will agree with u...but u have shown nothing as yet
54:00 <Ana_Ng> but i guess you are pretty busy with the snack issue in mom's basement
54:00 <Shads_> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
54:00 <georgeandwell> Im just asking u to show some evidence
55:00 <Ana_Ng> why dont you show evidence they are not
55:00 <Skrotus> the vast majority of arrivals by boat are found to be genuine refugees
55:00 <georgeandwell> Well you are disagreeing with me
55:00 <georgeandwell> My claim
55:00 <Ana_Ng> would someone do it for a vacation?
55:00 <georgeandwell> So please enlighen me
55:00 <Shads_> GET EM UP THE CROSS BENDING FOR THE EX ARMY DUDES
56:00 <georgeandwell> Tell me why u have to make the boat trip...simple answer...why are u making the trip
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i am just showing that you lack any brains if you think refugee life in malaysia is equal to australia
56:00 <georgeandwell> Can i ask one simple question...
56:00 <Shads_> IRANS CRAZY
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you havent moved out of your parents house
56:00 <Shads_> THERE GOT NUCLEAR WEAPONS
56:00 <Shads_> LOL
56:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you know about survival?
56:00 <georgeandwell> The question is simply.... Did u really need to get on the boat....?
57:00 <georgeandwell> Can u anser a simple question like that
57:00 <Ana_Ng> what is your other option
57:00 <Shads_> ITS A LONG PADDLE
57:00 <Ana_Ng> why dont they fly first class?
57:00 <georgeandwell> If your answer is NO then u really are just tresspassing
57:00 <Ana_Ng> qantas
58:00 <georgeandwell> Thats why aussies send them to christmas island
58:00 <georgeandwell> And i agree its the right thing
58:00 <Ana_Ng> i guess you didnt pass third grade where a vocabulary word is asylum
58:00 <megamanga> Doodle: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201296465242422
58:00 <Ana_Ng> how do you think the original australian immigrants arrived
58:00 <Skrotus> afaik we send them to christmas island so the press can't get at them
59:00 <Shads_> JETSKIS MAN
59:00 <Ana_Ng> that place is a bit of a shithole
59:00 <georgeandwell> The right way to come to aus is like beeh
59:00 <georgeandwell> Or chineses
59:00 <georgeandwell> Be indian pennyless student work as cleaner
59:00 <georgeandwell> Or be chinese and buy a few properties......thats ausie mate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gone for a walk, etc ... and you're still going?
01:00 <BlackDevil> fawks
02:00 <BlackDevil> is a girl
02:00 <xm> Asians make the best landlords. you can do anything you want, trash it, keep an elephant, shit all over the place, so long you pay your rent
02:00 <BlackDevil> that she wants us the believe in
02:00 <megamanga> lol xm
02:00 <Skrotus> I want to keep an elephant
03:00 <xm> it would be cruel to keep it in that bird cage of yours Skrotus 
03:00 <shatter> keep it in your butt, far more spacious
03:00 <Skrotus> I don't think one would fit in my apartment at all
03:00 <xm> what if you took it as a baby
04:00 <Skrotus> maybe
04:00 <couleurs> steal the 1 from the zoo
04:00 <couleurs> i'll help
04:00 <Skrotus> now I think about it sounds like a lot of work really
04:00 <xm> i'll distract the mother with a taser
05:00 <couleurs> anyone got a van we could use pls reply
05:00 <Skrotus> I'd have to spend half my time shoveling elephant poo
05:00 <couleurs> too late Skrotus 
05:00 <xm> just let dung beetles roam your flat
05:00 <couleurs> the wheels are in motion
05:00 <couleurs> your xmas wish is coming true
05:00 <xm> where there is a will there is a way. nature will help too
05:00 <Skrotus> hmmm I wonder how many dung beatles I would need
06:00 <xm> that's the sort of question Google or Microsoft would ask in a job interview
07:00 <xm> "If I raise an elephant in my flat. How many dung beetles will I need to remove all the faeces?"
07:00 <Mew> Skrotus did you get my pic?
07:00 <Skrotus> I don't know
07:00 <Skrotus> did I?
07:00 <Skrotus> what pic?
08:00 <Skrotus> I guess I should try to work it out then xm
09:00 <Excessive> http://pastebin.com/kyXW68Ej
10:00 <xm> that nick Karl seems familiar. was he an IRCop?
10:00 <Excessive> nah diff dude
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Carl was
10:00 <Mew> http://25.media.tumblr.com/aabae5d95466fcfeefbe816693daf6f1/tumblr_mtet0dcele1ssr8f7o1_400.gif
10:00 <fawks> TheWJM
10:00 <xm> ahhh yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was funny to only me really Excessive :P
10:00 <megamanga> fuken hell mew
10:00 <Bastardly_One> good old leb-babe
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
11:00 <Ana_Ng> inline images
11:00 <Ana_Ng> bye fuckers
11:00 <Excessive> I pasted that so I could type "U could sell the eggs to leb-babe!"
11:00 <Skrotus> bye ana_ng
15:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=263709&playlistId=1.1601660&binId=1.810401&playlistPageNum=1
18:00 <Excessive> the chuck norris clip was all over fb a few days ago Bastardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well ... I'm old ... so I'm slow to catch on?
19:00 <Shads_> `SEEN SHADS
19:00 <prowl> Shads_, shAds ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 days 3 hours 18 minutes ago (19.12. 14:01) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 27 minutes there.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be taken so wrongly
20:00 <Excessive> no, u jus have a dirty mind
20:00 <Shads_> `seen ripsta
20:00 <prowl> Shads_, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 13 hours 10 minutes ago (22.12. 04:10) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 4 hours 50 minutes there.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, stupid question
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I applied for a loan online ... Christmas shouldn't affect it should it?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I'm spending Christmas Day I think ... working out if I need to get a loan
21:00 <Excessive> don't think so ........... I think it's jus the thing gettin into ur bank as they state abt 3 or so days
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My Christmas Day plans are now cancelled
22:00 <Bastardly_One> after something I heard in the background from the bro in law when my sister called
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking two faced cunts
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hate them more than straight out liars even
24:00 <Bastardly_One> MY GOD!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> read this
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!
24:00 <Bastardly_One>  Justine Sacco (@JustineSacco) December 20, 2013
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://mashable.com/2013/12/20/justine-sacco/
25:00 <shatter> `seen dadcock
25:00 <prowl> shatter, dadcock? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember dadcock.
26:00 <Scarlett^witch> shads: is that like a mirc mating ritual? or are you just really weird?
26:00 <Shads_> youre not worth answering
27:00 <Mew> Scarlett^witch is a cool new character - Shadowgate 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha @ this
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/duck-dynasty-scott-gurney-phil-robertson-gay-porn
27:00 <Bastardly_One> phil roberton was in a movie about gay porn
27:00 <Bastardly_One> actually my bad
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy who created the show was
28:00 <Scarlett^witch> shads: its ok to be intimidated by me, dont worry
29:00 <shatter> autism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/star-wars-characters-who-deserve-their-own-spin-off-movie
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I pretty much agree with that list
30:00 <Bastardly_One> can't think of one I disagree with
30:00 <Mew> `seen doriangray
30:00 <prowl> Mew, DorianGray ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #Australia 4 weeks 2 days 17 hours 53 minutes ago (21.11. 23:36) stating "Quit: Z-Lined" after spending 2 hours 54 minutes there.
31:00 <shatter> the amount of autism in this video rivals that of this channel
31:00 <simba> isnt doriangray one of johninjas identities
32:00 <Mew> not anymore by the looks of it
32:00 <Mew> hes probably using a girls name this time
32:00 <Mew> KinkyKelly
32:00 <simba> thats fucked
32:00 <couleurs> BustyBetsy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen johninja
32:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 day 22 hours 33 minutes ago (20.12. 18:59) stating "Quit: zZZz" after spending 6 hours 34 minutes there.
33:00 <simba> looks like awolf was the good guy all along
34:00 <Skrotus> ?!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my people judgement must be slipping
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought john was alright
34:00 <shatter> FatThelma
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
35:00 <shatter> where's my mate simber
38:00 <thestig> he died
42:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d2_1387677617
42:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: 100-Foot Snowmobile Cliff Jump. (Date: Dec-18-2013, 5 hours ago) - Views: 2010 - Played: 2396
44:00 <BlackDevil> thats gross Mew
45:00 <milk> Happy Jewish Money Festival
46:00 <Mew> whats gross
46:00 <couleurs> Pieter
49:00 <Mew> he tastes like garbage
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I must get food ...
54:00 <simba> food owns
54:00 <Sevi> I have some bbq chicken
54:00 <Sevi> and some fresh bread
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bring it over Fi
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've nothing ... and no fucking kitchenware
55:00 <Sevi> fi?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we did this last night remember? I asked if I've known you a long long time
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and you never denied it
55:00 <Sevi> and?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... what?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care if you are and you've changed your nick or not
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> .
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ftr
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told by someone last night that Sevi is an old old friend of mine
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but in "hiding"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd only be pissy I wasn't told ... not that it was
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <couleurs> it's probably johninja i hear he's using a girls nick now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and he couldn't cook bread
58:00 <simba> true
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a big busted for me and this old friend :P
59:00 <simba> calm down 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what MoM looks like now
00:00 <Sevi> why would your friend hide?
01:00 <simba> Sevi is my grandpa
01:00 <simba> the jigs up gramps
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <couleurs> Bed Grampa
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *Bad
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or does it not feel like Christmas?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like it's kind of just hit
02:00 <Sevi> doesn't feel like xmas
03:00 <Sevi> though I've not been a very xmasy type of person
03:00 <milk> those movies would be funny if it wasnt just a soldier being beaten up for raping another soldiers little prize
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Sevi, how come?
03:00 <simba> super monkey ball
04:00 <Sevi> never have been
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking forward to seeing the nieces ... kind of miss the little brats
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but after overhearing the bro in law when my sister rang me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm cancelling
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I really can't stand 2 faced people ... worse than liars
04:00 <Sevi> why cancel because of him?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> imo
05:00 <thestig> thats pretty 2 faced BO
05:00 <Bastardly_One> how so?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how is it two faced stating two faced people are worse than liars?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana
08:00 <Bastardly_One> zline everyone except me for Christmas please
09:00 <milk> we have some old books. including book on religion that predate what you know as the Ancient Egyptians. perhaps you would like one of these translated for your use?
11:00 <crash> so is a storm coming
12:00 <crash> sky seems a lot brighter now, must be passing over
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you think?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been stormy looking here since Fri night
12:00 <crash> hard to say Bastardly_One 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm just up the road when you think about it
13:00 <crash> you're not near the coastline though are you ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nup but weather follows mountains and tree lines too
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Hehehe LwaXmas
13:00 <Bastardly_One> more tree lines in those two cases
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Happy xmas you  :()
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I learnt that living right out in the middle of nowhere
13:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
14:00 <crash> yeah but you get light winds i bet too Bastardly_One 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> BULLSHIT
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ask anyone that lives in Ballarat
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a wind dome
14:00 <crash> wind generally pushes clouds around
15:00 <shatter> wind is one of the elements, the fifth being pizza
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it follows tree lines too because the trees oxygen and the clouds
15:00 <Bastardly_One> make rain duh
15:00 <shatter> beware the pizza elemental
15:00 <shatter> reigning chaos on shapier
15:00 <Q{> i stayed a few weeks in period costume in ballarat sovereign hills, it was freezing cold winter lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> see Q knows
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat is as bad as Canberra for that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> both cold, windy holes
16:00 <Q{> u ever get frozen water pipes, so no hot shower in the morning
17:00 <Q{> some places in the outback get them too
18:00 <crash> temperature in melb is just about right
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not me personally
18:00 <crash> well nice at this time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am positive people would
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we're about 5 degrees under melbourne on average
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about it really
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just the fact it's more open ... naturally
19:00 <milk> we can never make you happy
19:00 <Q{> is it hotter during summer too?
19:00 <milk> so we will no longer try
19:00 <Mew> wb PeterSarsgaard
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, about the same
19:00 <Bastardly_One> say Melbourne got 40C
19:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd get around 35C
20:00 <Bastardly_One> faux oi
20:00 <Q{> well there goes my guess that city is much hotter coz of the concrete lol
20:00 <faux> ?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I mean
20:00 <LwaXmas> PietSAbabe?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like this maybe faux
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1499483_249017691929643_1401236203_n.jpg
20:00 <faux> :|
20:00 <Q{> where everyone going for holidays
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... be like that
21:00 <LwaXmas> TANGlooma
21:00 <LwaXmas> Tangalooma
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not going anywhere
21:00 <Q{> looks nice on google
21:00 <Bastardly_One> where does?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh Tangalooma
22:00 <Q{> u look like u need a break Bastardly_One 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I just complain a lot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nm me
23:00 <Q{> everyone needs a holidays in order to cope with routine life i reckon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just moved ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Q{> oh lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like 3 days ago
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah the same city
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I get grumpier at Christmas
25:00 <Bastardly_One> My son's b/day tomorrow ... etc
25:00 <Bastardly_One> grumpy season for me
25:00 <Mew> do you have an awkward housemate or a cool housemate?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> awkward
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really resent the "secret" I found out
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so until I get over it ... I'm pissy?
25:00 <Q{> aw juicy secret
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not a good one though
26:00 <Q{> doesnt look like u going to tell neither
26:00 <Mew> about your housemate?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've told about 20 times
26:00 <Mew> is he a junkie
26:00 <Bastardly_One> morphine addict
26:00 <Mew> ah yep
26:00 <Q{> omg how mew guessed
26:00 <Q{> this is incredible
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh she knows how I talk
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that helps
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't ask when you move in if rent is up to date and bills and shit either
27:00 <Bastardly_One> get where I'm coming from if he takes care of that kind of shit?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> took long enough to find a share place in this city as it was
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need more beer
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking dolls houswe
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> its soo fucking hard
28:00 <Q{> i dont think i can do that anymore
28:00 <Q{> i totally fall apart if i have to do that lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't bother me
30:00 <Mew> do you get a good vib or a bad vibe from him?
31:00 <Mew> maybe you should get a lock for your room lol
31:00 <Q{> i use privoxy to filter out ads, in addition to ads block plus
31:00 <Q{> lol
31:00 <crash> lock/gun
31:00 <Q{> yeh definitely do
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I get an ok vibe ... I just don't wanna be fucked over myself
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
34:00 <Bastardly_One> moving on
35:00 <shatter> GUN
35:00 <shatter> <FAGGOT> IT MUST BE STEVEN
36:00 <faux> ok
36:00 <crash> yes agree
39:00 <Doodle> hot
39:00 <Nikky`> lol hiya
39:00 <Doodle> hai
39:00 <Nikky`> How was your Sun?
39:00 <Doodle> same old
39:00 <Doodle> yours
39:00 <Doodle> ?
39:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too bad
40:00 <Doodle> when do you finish for xmas, tues?
43:00 <Nikky`> yeah tues
43:00 <Nikky`> then go back fri
43:00 <Doodle> ah yep
43:00 <Doodle> the usual days
43:00 <Nikky`> yeah
44:00 <Nikky`> then following mon n tues
44:00 <Nikky`> then 4 weeks off
44:00 <Doodle> oer
44:00 <Nikky`> So I can stalk you more
44:00 <Doodle> lol i'll be working
44:00 <Doodle> you'll have to stalk me there
44:00 <Nikky`> That is fine
45:00 <crash> hey Nikky` 
45:00 <Nikky`> A good stalker knows where to find their victim
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
45:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
45:00 <crash> hey as well Doodle 
45:00 <Doodle> hai crash
45:00 <crash> im a very rude person :)
45:00 <Nikky`> true true
45:00 <crash> well trained in it anyway
46:00 <Nikky`> well trained eh
46:00 <crash> hehe
46:00 <crash> yeah if you put me in a room full of 50 people, i could make 50 enemies
46:00 <Nikky`> And i'll be number 1
46:00 <Doodle> or 50 babies
47:00 <crash> lol
47:00 <crash> atleast 50
47:00 <crash> would have a few sets of twins
47:00 <Doodle> 50ish
47:00 <Nikky`> lol sif you'd get that lucky
48:00 <Doodle> my knob would be worn off before #10
48:00 <crash> depends on the timeframe
48:00 <crash> 50 over a week probably is achieveable
48:00 <Doodle> you get 45 mins
49:00 <Nikky`> less than a min per person
49:00 <Nikky`> I heard about crash..so doable
49:00 <Doodle> :o
50:00 <crash> 50 minutes
50:00 <crash> that would be a world record
50:00 <Nikky`> ooh you've improved on time crash? well done hon 
50:00 <Nikky`> :P
50:00 <crash> lol :P
50:00 <Nikky`> nah ok i'm done picking on crash *hugs*
50:00 <crash> who gave Nikky` caffiene
50:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, who
50:00 <Doodle> sh ehas coffee enemas
50:00 <Doodle> *she has
51:00 <Nikky`> errr ewww
51:00 <Doodle> bit of milk and sugar
51:00 <Doodle> away you go
51:00 <Nikky`> I don't do sugar
51:00 <Doodle> me either lol
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky come help me
52:00 <Nikky`> coffee is the best with no sugar
52:00 <Nikky`> help you with what omfgbbqhax?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on i will upload and show
53:00 <Nikky`> ok
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i mean i am a builder and all
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> but fuck me
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i40.tinypic.com/wrcsnm.jpg
54:00 <Nikky`> there you go crash.. one of your 50 right there
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is just torture
55:00 <Nikky`> lol good luck with that
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> half way done
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> now all the fidely bits
56:00 <Sevi> that's the fun part :)
57:00 <British^Meat> Not one of my gifts under my xmas tree is shaped like a PS4 :/
58:00 <Nikky`> poor British^Meat :/
58:00 <British^Meat> maybe my bday gift will be that shape?
58:00 <Picard> whats he done now?
58:00 <British^Meat> thats start of Feb
58:00 <Sevi> you gonna behave till then? :P
58:00 <Nikky`> Maybe and mine is start of Feb toooooooooooo
58:00 <British^Meat> hah Sevi might have to :)
59:00 <Doodle> what day Nikky`
59:00 <Nikky`> 3rd
59:00 <Doodle> srs?
59:00 <Nikky`> Yes
59:00 <Doodle> mine is the 4th
59:00 <British^Meat> 4th
59:00 <British^Meat> WHAT
59:00 <British^Meat> WE ARE AKIN
59:00 <Doodle> good lord
59:00 <Nikky`> hehe
59:00 <British^Meat> same day as alice cooper
59:00 <British^Meat> rock on
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein.mp3 (4.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:46)
00:00 <British^Meat> :P
00:00 <British^Meat> noice
00:00 <Nikky`> we should go out for our bdays Doodle
00:00 <Doodle> together?
00:00 <Nikky`> not together tho :P
00:00 <Doodle> haha
00:00 <Doodle> i wont be going out
00:00 <Nikky`> Same
00:00 <Nikky`> Mine is same day as my manager
00:00 <couleurs> alice cooper, she's a great singer
00:00 <Doodle> alice cooper>your manager
03:00 <Nikky`> That stopped the convo
11:00 <stompin> knobs
12:00 <Sevi> did you make sure it was clean first
12:00 <Nikky`> No :/
13:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay
20:00 <Picard> hrrrmmmmmmmmmm
21:00 <LwaXmas> ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
22:00 <Mew> Picard!
22:00 <Mew> iiiiiiiiiiiii saw Picard kiiiissing.. Santa-Claus..
25:00 <Picard> Mew you`re a whore
25:00 <Mew> o/`
25:00 <simba> hahahahahaha picard doesnt have a ' key
26:00 <Doodle> trollnbaiter
26:00 <Nikky`> He never gives up tho
26:00 <simba> picard owned himself by spamming ````````````
26:00 <Picard> lol awolf is perm ban 
26:00 <Picard> lol @ simba hanging onto the past
26:00 <simba> lmbo
26:00 <simba> u owned urself yesterday andy
27:00 <simba> pwned d0g - Element
27:00 <Picard> i did?
27:00 <simba> pwned d0g
27:00 <Picard> how did this happen?
27:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
27:00 <simba> <+simba> picard owned himself by spamming ````````````
27:00 <simba> thats how ........... idiot
27:00 <Picard> how is that being owned?
27:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade.. how was your weekend?
28:00 <Zade> yeah not to bad, how about yourself?
28:00 <Nikky`> yeah wasn't too bad
28:00 <Picard> Nikky` how are you
28:00 <Zade> work tomorrow?
28:00 <Nikky`> I'm fantastical, even okish with work tomorrow
28:00 <Nikky`> yeah :/
28:00 <Nikky`> tho
28:00 <Nikky`> i'm ok with it
28:00 <Nikky`> I think
28:00 <Zade> cool
28:00 <Nikky`> lol
28:00 <Nikky`> Do you?
29:00 <PietSAbabe> get zade
29:00 <PietSAbabe> hey
29:00 <simba> PizzaBabe
29:00 <Zade> hello PietSAbabe
29:00 <PietSAbabe> thats me :)
29:00 <PietSAbabe> oooo pauycheck is on
29:00 <Zade> yeah i work tomorrow and tuesday 
29:00 <Nikky`> I hope I have 2 days of very little
30:00 <PietSAbabe> oom
30:00 <stompin> im hoping the next few days are fucing quite
30:00 <Picard> why does simba get so excited when men are around him?
33:00 <Zade> i have put my name down to work xmas day but now i wanna go out xmas eve 
33:00 <Picard> where do u work?
33:00 <Zade> melb uni
33:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
33:00 <Picard> ahh yes thats right
33:00 <Picard> now i remember
33:00 <Nikky`> Why would you have to work xmas day?
33:00 <Picard> why not, many do
33:00 <Zade> request from europe and u.s 
34:00 <Nikky`> pfft to them
35:00 <megamanga> last minute xmas shopping ftw
35:00 <megamanga> they asked me to work xmas
35:00 <Nikky`> As long as its all done eh
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay finished
36:00 <Nikky`> yaaay
36:00 <Nikky`> I'm so glad I work for a company they isn't open for xmas n boxing day
36:00 <Picard> i so glad i work for myself and work can get fucked till january 20
36:00 <Zade> i thought about buying my neighbour a ham for xmas i am unsure hoe far her sense of humour goes though 
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> bbl
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> food time
37:00 <Nikky`> She jewish?
37:00 <Zade> yep
37:00 <Nikky`> lol
37:00 <Nikky`> yeah i'd say no
37:00 <Zade> i think its funny
37:00 <autism> you just shut that pissing mouth of yours right now
37:00 <Picard> lol Zade do it
38:00 <Picard> jew bitch
38:00 <Zade> and most likley she will laugh 
38:00 <Picard> who cares if she doesnt
38:00 <ness> omfg, i'm all shopped out
38:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odVXN8hV4m0 lollll
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MAD MIKE LEGO EDITION... WITH SOUND (Dec 20, 2013) 1:00 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 16,362 views - 269 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
39:00 <ness> i have a loungeroom full of pressies.  do you think i remembered to buy any wrapping paper!!!!!!!!
39:00 <Picard> no one cars ness
39:00 <Picard> cares*
39:00 <ness> learns to spell picard you retad
39:00 <ness> retard
39:00 <ness> lol
39:00 <Tuftoy> u could buy it tomorrow
39:00 <Picard> its called a typo u stupid whore
40:00 <ness> i have one more pressie for tomorrow
40:00 <ness> have a pressie for you Tuftoy
40:00 <Picard> like i said no one cares
40:00 <thestig> <ness> learns to spell picard you retad   <--- so many typos
40:00 <Picard> fuck off with your xmas cheer
40:00 <Tuftoy> lol do u ness?
40:00 <Picard> lol thestig
41:00 <Atari> hi all
41:00 <ness> sorry thestig, im trying to multitask, type, eat dinner, watch tv.....the joys of being a woman
41:00 <stebie> ness, but you're failing
41:00 <Atari> fucking hailstones the size of golfballs hit my area
41:00 <stebie> so your point is moot
42:00 <Picard> ness fails at life
42:00 <Atari> nice to have snow in melbourne after a 40 degree heat
42:00 <Atari> melbourne is fucked
42:00 <Picard> no its not, just the weather is fucked
42:00 <ness> Big words Picard.  
42:00 <Picard> melboure is actually a great city
42:00 <ness> you don't even live in Melbourne Picard
42:00 <Picard> ness actually they are very small words
43:00 <Atari> melbourne is fucked
43:00 <Atari> toally
43:00 <stebie> melbourne bestestest
43:00 <Picard> ness whats your point?
43:00 <Tuftoy> the weather is a bit fucked in melb lol
43:00 <Atari> move to queensland, fuckt hsi
43:00 <Nikky`> I love Melb and the weather
43:00 <Nikky`> heck, surely we are used to it by now
43:00 <Atari> mlb weather is shit
43:00 <Tuftoy> from 40 degrees to rain
43:00 <Zade> why would anyone move to Qld, they are an hour behind for starters 
43:00 <Tuftoy> it wasn't this bad before
43:00 <Atari> from 40 degrees to ice cold
43:00 <Nikky`> get over it Tuftoy
44:00 <Atari> fuck the rain
44:00 <Picard> Zade and the fucking humidity
44:00 <Atari> rain aint nothing
44:00 <Atari> it is the temp change
44:00 <Tuftoy> lol I got a mate his from shepparton
44:00 <Picard> just one mate?
44:00 <Tuftoy> anwyay he goes even shepps not like this
44:00 <Tuftoy> Picard stfu
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <Atari> swan hill has better temperatures
44:00 <Atari> even mildura
44:00 <Picard> fuck off it does
45:00 <Atari> but fucking melb is retarded
45:00 <Picard> mildura is fucking hot all summer
45:00 <Tuftoy> melb has the best weather
45:00 <Atari> picard, it is stable at leasrt
45:00 <Atari> least
45:00 <Picard> i prefer winter
45:00 <Atari> melb is unstable
45:00 <Tuftoy> pfft fuck winter
45:00 <Picard> i think you could be unstable Atari
45:00 <Tuftoy> u want the sun out
45:00 <Atari> victoria is a grand state, the weather is fucked in melb but
45:00 <ness> i prefer spring
46:00 <Atari> melb is shit
46:00 <Picard> no one was asking you ness
46:00 <Tuftoy> ness u prefer summer
46:00 <Picard> ness prefers cock
46:00 <Atari> o albury too
46:00 <Atari> i
46:00 <Picard> several of them
46:00 <Atari> albury is nice
46:00 <Zade> albury is a hole 
46:00 <Atari> and i love echuca
46:00 <ness> yes Picard i prefer cock.  but im not a gay c*nt like you
46:00 <Atari> geelong is great
47:00 <Picard> if it was a choice over you or being gay i choose gay 
47:00 <Picard> i do have standards 
47:00 <British^Meat> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> so gay
47:00 <Atari> best place to live in VIC is lorne i reckon
47:00 <Picard> now i have British^Meat erect
47:00 <ness> lol, you don't know what you are missing out on
47:00 <Atari> i love lorne
47:00 <Picard> id prefer to miss out
47:00 <Picard> lorne is nice
48:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` loves geelong
48:00 <Atari> yeah, next to the beach
48:00 <Zade> lorne has no nightlife
48:00 <Nikky`> lol you know I don't Tuftoy
48:00 <Atari> good for retirement
48:00 <Atari> fuck night life
48:00 <Tuftoy> geelong rocks
48:00 <Picard> torquay is shit
48:00 <Atari> torquay is heaven for surfies
48:00 <Picard> nothing else
48:00 <Atari> i am a old surfy so pppffftt
48:00 <Nikky`> great Tuftoy..you move there and look after my mum
48:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` fuck yeah I would, can I bring her back to melb?
49:00 <Atari> i got a 12 foot spinner
49:00 <Zade> when i was a kid i went to portarlington every summer 
49:00 <Atari> i love surfing
49:00 <Picard> geelong is the arse end of the planet
49:00 <Nikky`> She would not live in Melb
49:00 <Atari> geelong has good waves dude
49:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` hmm just geelong hey
49:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, sadly
49:00 <crash> go the cats
49:00 <Tuftoy> no no not sadly
50:00 <Atari> fuck i am stoked from lastnight, massive hangover :)
50:00 <Atari> lol
50:00 <Atari> had this crazy arab taxi driver wanting me to give him a tip
50:00 <Atari> ffs
51:00 <Picard> fucken melbourne taxi drivers are scum
51:00 <Atari> tip for the day is "don't as for tips, and you might get a tip"
51:00 <Atari> fucking jews
51:00 <crash> i hate change so pretty much always tip cabs
51:00 <crash> unless i pay by card
51:00 <Picard> i love the cunts who think you dont know your way around andn they try to take u the long way 
51:00 <Atari> crash, if he didn't ask, i would have given him a tip
51:00 <Atari> i usally give tips all the time
52:00 <crash> and when you pay by card they charge you 10% anyway
52:00 <Picard> i always tell the cunts at the airport what way i want to go 
52:00 <Atari> driver looked dodgy, i was quiet and he was all over me
52:00 <clubsamwich> i used to give tips when i lived with my Ps, but now i have a mortgage they get nothing
52:00 <Atari> i mean ffs
52:00 <crash> its the price of cabs though
52:00 <Atari> fucking nuts looking for trouble
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
52:00 <clubsamwich> transport in general is too expensive, melbourne anyway
52:00 <Atari> they ask for trouble man
53:00 <Atari> nutcases
53:00 <Atari> they are not used to Australia
53:00 <Atari> they enjoy terrorism
53:00 <crash> if i get a cab charge of 23.60 and ive got 25 in change i rarely wait for the 1.40 to come back to me
53:00 <crash> maybe explains why im not rich :P
54:00 <Atari> maybe if i said i had a bomb in my bag, instead of my laptop, that might have cheered him up
54:00 <Picard> i left crown and wanted to go to royal parade and  the cunt was going towards st kilda road i went nuts at him and didnt npay the full fare
54:00 <STINKFIST> outrageous Picard 
54:00 <Atari> hahaha
54:00 <Atari> they do that shit on purpose
55:00 <Picard> exacty
55:00 <Atari> i got a VTD card anyway
55:00 <Picard> when they pick you up for tulla or a city hotel they assume u dont know your way around the city
56:00 <Atari> he asked me 'why you have VTD card" i said "none of your business just drive"
56:00 <Atari> fucking morons
56:00 <Picard> and most of them stink
56:00 <Atari> stupid and retarded
57:00 <Atari> was better when aussies/greeks and italians ruled the cab scene
57:00 <Atari> now you get idiots
57:00 <Picard> yes, fucken towel heads have fuck the industry
57:00 <crash> open a towel shop and profit
57:00 <Atari> next dickhead that asks me what the VTD card is i will reply "even seen a police badge"
57:00 <Picard> lol crash\
58:00 <Atari> see you in court fuckhead
58:00 <Atari> love to see a cabby get sacked and cab comp get sued
58:00 <Atari> they will go nuts in court
58:00 <Atari> they are not used to court
58:00 <stompin> o_O
58:00 <Atari> they have no human rights in the middle east
59:00 <Atari> so fuck em
59:00 <Atari> just big mouthed psychos
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell Australians are racist
59:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, so are foreigners
59:00 <Atari> who gives a fuck
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear it's the English genetics ... two of the most racist countries in the world
59:00 <Atari> i am a wog in a way
59:00 <Bastardly_One> me right now ... I'm sick of reading it
59:00 <Atari> i was born in Australia, but i am still a wog
00:00 <Atari> but i regard myself as full blown aussie
00:00 <Atari> and have served
00:00 <Atari> served the country that served me
00:00 <Atari> serve the country that serves me
00:00 <Atari> i survive off this land and government i have to honour and respect it
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> where did u serve?
01:00 <Atari> some fucking scum from overseas dont
01:00 <Atari> ADF
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck off
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> whats your serial number
01:00 <Atari> hahaha
01:00 <Atari> fuck you
01:00 <Atari> classified
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> why cant u tell me
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> i waS ADG
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're full of it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you have so many stories ... master coder too
02:00 <Atari> dude, i am here as a friend, not a hacker, not a business, i am here just for chat
02:00 <Atari> relax
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> and your serial is not classified
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> what does it start with?
02:00 <Atari> serial is classified to me
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a6
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> BECAUSE I AM TASMANIAN
02:00 <Atari> if i give that out, ppl will know my infro
02:00 <Atari> info
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops caos
02:00 <Atari> and my location
02:00 <Atari> fuck that
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <Atari> i aint stupid
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think u are full of shit
03:00 <Atari> maybe retarded i am
03:00 <Atari> but not stupid
03:00 <Atari> toally
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> where have u served?
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> in a classroom?
03:00 <Atari> we all have had jobs
03:00 <Atari> dude, i was comms, in army reserve 2 years
03:00 <Atari> nothing special
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> reserve
03:00 <Atari> enough said
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> you did nothing for your country but take its money
04:00 <Atari> it is still army
04:00 <crash> i planted a tree atleast
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> how can u say you have served
04:00 <crash> i was about 5 though
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> when u did it part time
04:00 <crash> so should be rather mature now
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> a full aussie gives his entire life
04:00 <Atari> it is still serving
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol;
04:00 <Atari> it aint full serving
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> what 2 weeks a year
05:00 <Atari> but i did something to make my dad happy
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> u make me laugh
05:00 <Atari> my dad was a regular for 20 years
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> so you did it for your dad and not your country
05:00 <Atari> so i did it to make my dad happy
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> even sader
05:00 <crash> you only have to train for about 5 days to be in the reserves
05:00 <Atari> umm
05:00 <Atari> yes
05:00 <Atari> i still served
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did 3 months training in adelaide
05:00 <Atari> no matter how you look at it
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> another 2 years in bris
05:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, and that was excellent
06:00 <Atari> you did well
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> and then back to adelaide
06:00 <Atari> i wish i could have done more, because i went to UNI
06:00 <crash> then to nam ?
06:00 <Atari> wtf
06:00 <Atari> i was 9 when the war in nam ended
06:00 <Atari> ffs
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari so u scummed off the defence force and then the government
06:00 <Atari> how fucking old you think i am ?
07:00 <Atari> i am young
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> you are a true australian
07:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, words "i would die for this country"
07:00 <crash> haha
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> but u wont
07:00 <Atari> i got a gun
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> devote your life to it
07:00 <Atari> licensed
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> embrace all people
07:00 <Atari> if ww3 broke out
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> not be a rascist
07:00 <Atari> and we were invaded
07:00 <Atari> i would go
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> a true australian embraces all cultures
08:00 <Atari> i aint a traitor
08:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax: most of us grow up with culture around us
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> there is no such thing as a true australian
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> we are all descendants of europeans
08:00 <Atari> crash, i respect and love those, that respect and love others
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> no full abo's left
08:00 <Atari> i am not racist
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> only europeans
08:00 <Atari> get a grip
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> ummm
09:00 <Atari> i had a chinese wife
09:00 <Doodle> was she delicious
09:00 <Atari> black fiancee
09:00 <Atari> race dont mean shit to me
09:00 <Atari> i respect those that respect others
09:00 <Atari> she is an angel Doodle
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> you just scum off people
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> sad cunt
10:00 <Atari> i dont scum shit
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes u do
10:00 <Atari> you scum off ppl
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> how do i
10:00 <Atari> antithesis
10:00 <Atari> dole bludging cunt
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> how do i scum off people?
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish
10:00 <Atari> haha ?
10:00 <Bellatrix> Oh my god... I have eaten way tooo much
10:00 <Atari> cat got your toungue ?
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have never accepted a dole payment
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey bella
10:00 <Bellatrix> Hi hi omfgbbqhax
10:00 <Atari> dude, truce
10:00 <Atari> peace
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck you
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Atari> then goodbye
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> you come on here being all hiugh and almighty
11:00 <Atari> i dont believe in war
11:00 <Atari> i believe in peace
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> and cant handle when someone talks back at you
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> you just run away
11:00 <Atari> i want to resolved peace with you
11:00 <Bellatrix> Hahahaha
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
11:00 <Bellatrix> its irc - why bother Atari?
11:00 <Atari> i know Bellatrix
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, he is an aussie be nice to him
11:00 <Atari> dicks just want to be dicks
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> he served
12:00 <Bellatrix> He what?
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> and he has a wine cellar
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> and a chinese wife
12:00 <Atari> motto is "serve your country in respect and honour"
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> and a black fiance
12:00 <Bellatrix> Im an aussie too, but it doesn't give you a ticket to disrespect people
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> well atari does that well
12:00 <Bellatrix> hahah omfgbbqhax, if only we could all live the life Atari does :P
12:00 <Atari> i disrespect those that disrespect the country
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> u did before atari
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> how the fuck would everyone know wat a VTD card is
13:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, fuck off dickhead... all countries have there bad points. Australia is by NO means perfect!
13:00 <Atari> if someone disrespects the country, then they can get the fuck out
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> you are a wog
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you are also racist
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> he is
13:00 <Bellatrix> whose a wog omfgbbqhax?
13:00 <Atari> slander and lying and calling me racist with no evidence is defamtion of charaxcter
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh apparentlty Atari is part wog
13:00 <Atari> so fuck you
14:00 <Atari> get the whole room to lie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> middle eastern people and asians ... central asia type asians like Indians
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob had some wog cock up his ass and classes himself as part wog now
14:00 <Bellatrix> hahahaha omfgbbqhax
14:00 <Atari> i just want people to get along, and love each other
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
14:00 <Atari> so go fuck yourself and die
14:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, the world doesnt always work like that
14:00 <Atari> fucking moron
14:00 <Atari> it works for me
15:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, are you like some 13 year old kid who has no life? :P
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari are u drinking the wine you bought for $6 a case and now worth $400 a bottle?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari hates it when he is wrong
15:00 <Atari> bbl, got no time for troll/noob lamers like omfgbbqhax
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> and people dont like him
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> omg its irc
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the bbl
15:00 <Bellatrix> hhaahah
15:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a Pandas thing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> prove J wrong and he wanders or shuts up
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey i am never wrong
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not you the other one
16:00 <British^Meat> :P
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is boring now
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i am pleased with myself for building this dolls house
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> took me 8 beers
17:00 <Nikky`> So you can play with it
17:00 <Bellatrix> YAY omfgbbqhax
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> and no screws or bolts left over
17:00 <Bellatrix> i assume its for his daughter
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay
17:00 <Bellatrix> :D
17:00 <Nikky`> It is
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i40.tinypic.com/wrcsnm.jpg
17:00 <Nikky`> but heck was good to stir him
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have an after pic
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> but cbf uploading
17:00 <Bellatrix> haha Nikky`
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> and omg nikky
17:00 <Nikky`> omg omfgbbqhax what
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> have u seen monster high dolls?
18:00 <Bellatrix> oh... my stomach needs to digest quicker
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> like wtf
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> my neice wanted one
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking emo dolls
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late on those aren't you?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they've been around for a few years
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah totally emo
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> but like my neice is 4
18:00 <Nikky`> No idea what doll you're talking about
18:00 <Bellatrix> me neithr Nikky`
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine are 5 and 7 but they're more princess orientated
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that that kind of stuff
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://thecoupongal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Monster-High-Dolls.jpg
19:00 <Bellatrix> mine is only 18 months... she doesnt know what she likes. she plays with her brothers toys haha
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bellatrix, watch your typing please
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am getting frisky
20:00 <Nikky`> aah
20:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, ummm....
20:00 <Bellatrix> thats a little disturbing, even if it was a joke
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're easily disturbed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> from memory
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like the way you stroke your fingers accross those keys
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, they are quite long :P
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> the way u bash your long hard fingers againt thoise keys turns me on
21:00 <Atari> fuck this mac kb :) it sux
21:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, keep going :P
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb Atari 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck your life ... it sucks
21:00 <Atari> replace it with my ben 10 kb
21:00 <Bellatrix> oh i thought Atari was leaving
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ben 10 k/b
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dear dear me
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> stroke it baby
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> stroke it
22:00 <Atari> that ben 10 is tiny, and metal underneath it
22:00 <Atari> it looks like it is for kids, but i like it
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari wb
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> what information do u have for us today?
23:00 <Atari> peace
23:00 <Atari> :)
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> peace?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> there is no such thing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so this is christmas
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and what have you done?
23:00 <Atari> dunno fuck all, i know they are thinking of WW3
23:00 <Atari> and it is driving me nuts
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> they?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> your wog friends?
24:00 <Atari> the countries
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> what countries?
24:00 <Atari> europe and USA
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you watch 60 minutes?
24:00 <Atari> nah
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and now you are informed?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you talk to these countries?
24:00 <Atari> tv is bullshit
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and they said war?
24:00 <Atari> media is full of it
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and internet is right?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> then how do u know about ww3?
24:00 <Atari> internet is even more full of it
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> what are your sources?
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> please inform
25:00 <Atari> email and those that serve has some truth
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> email
25:00 <Atari> those that serve and email
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> that is the net
25:00 <Atari> that is email
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> more reserve people atari?
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> high ranking 
25:00 <Atari> i know regulars in the army
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> what is a regular?
25:00 <Atari> you tell me
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> what ranks?
26:00 <Atari> you been in army right ?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they poo daily
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> airforce
26:00 <Nikky`> someone who shits once a day?
26:00 <Atari> same shit
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i was ADG
26:00 <Nikky`> Thats regular
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> airforce is diff to navy
26:00 <Atari> that is forces mate
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> and army
26:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
26:00 <Bastardly_One> great minds and stuff
26:00 <Atari> ADF
26:00 <Atari> if you did ADF
26:00 <Atari> ADF is broad
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
26:00 <Atari> everything
26:00 <Atari> hahaha what ?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think you just did cadets
27:00 <Atari> reality check ?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> and think you are big
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you learn how to tie knots?
27:00 <Atari> i was in seymour as a buck private, cadets for 2 years
27:00 <Atari> so what ?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> and thats serving aswell?
27:00 <Atari> what is your point ?
27:00 <Atari> no, that is getting to know what it could be like
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i want to know how you know about ww3
28:00 <Atari> idiot
28:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah Bastardly_One..we have sad minds
28:00 <Atari> my dad was a colonel
28:00 <Bellatrix> ww3? what the fuck...
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> he had something inserted into his ass?
28:00 <Bellatrix> did i miss a whole war
28:00 <Atari> and i know people in the army
28:00 <Atari> from low to high
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i know lots of people in the army
28:00 <Atari> friends
28:00 <Bellatrix> good luck to you Atari
28:00 <Bellatrix> who fucking cares
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> and airforce
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> and navy
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> do i win?
29:00 <Atari> and they are claiming that govs are speaking of war in 2014
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
29:00 <Atari> i will be going to peace protests
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> but if media claims it its wrong?
29:00 <Atari> want to join ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what governments?
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> europe and usa
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> apparently
29:00 <Atari> apparently
30:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
30:00 <Atari> yes, apparently
30:00 <crash> Nikky`: you have to work tommorrow ?
30:00 <Atari> rightttt
30:00 <Nikky`> yeah I do
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love Atari 
30:00 <Atari> war never happens right ?
30:00 <Atari> it is just imaginary
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you mean France, the UK and the US trying to take over Syria and Iran still
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
30:00 <crash> ahh same, but only half day
30:00 <Atari> keep being delusional
30:00 <Nikky`> But you reminded me I am on diff times tomorrow..thank you
30:00 <Atari> i like naive idiots
31:00 <crash> welcome thats why i asked
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari how old are u
31:00 <doctor> I though WW3 were to be fought with sticks and stones and every man vs the other
31:00 <Atari> war in afghanistan never happened, it was a figment of your imgination
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
31:00 <Atari> no troops came back 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hard question eh?
31:00 <Atari> it was all media bullshit
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> if it never happened then why did my mates go there?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> and why did i go to a funeral for a mate who was killed over there
32:00 <Atari> you are completely delusional omfgbbqhax
32:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, :(
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari u are a sad fuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and how come I have a very good friend in Kabul right now
32:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, i think you have smoked way too much pot... or something
32:00 <Atari> they shot him whilst wanking with his gay boyfriend in a melb crack joint omfgbbqhax
32:00 <Bastardly_One> working for the USCM
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> if you were a true aussie you would take pride in  the fact that we went to afghanistan and many people died
33:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, agreed
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> pay respect
33:00 <Atari> you did not take pride in my father serving Australia
33:00 <Atari> so go fuck yourself
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> how did i not?
33:00 <Atari> hypocrite
33:00 <Atari> scroll upp
33:00 <Atari> oh, that never happened right ?
33:00 <Atari> lol ?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just asked if he had things inserted in his bum
33:00 <Atari> laugh it out
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont know
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> he might of been gay
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> just asked a question
33:00 <Atari> so go fuck your aussie mate that died
34:00 <Atari> ok ? :)
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> if thats what u like
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> any hole is a goal
34:00 <Bastardly_One> beg ya fucking pardon?
34:00 <Atari> yeah
34:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, if war never happened, how did your father serve for australia?
34:00 <Bellatrix> teuche
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
34:00 <Atari> my father served the ADF, and you disrespected that
34:00 <Atari> so go fuck yourself
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> whats this adf?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> why not army
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> navy
34:00 <Atari> Australian Defence Force
34:00 <Bellatrix> australian defence force
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> or raaf?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i know
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we know what it is
35:00 <Atari> you dont know shit about army or forces
35:00 <Atari> go fuck yourself
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> but why refer to it as adf?
35:00 <Atari> you are a lying scumbag
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i was raadf
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're army you automatically say you're army
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> raaf
35:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am happy to call it raaf
35:00 <Atari> ADF is the appropriate
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
35:00 <Atari> HMAS is even better
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> her magesty's armed services
35:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd shut up
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> me to
36:00 <Bastardly_One> quit while ahead
36:00 <Atari> like i said, peace
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently the story gets better and better
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
36:00 <Atari> i dont know shit
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> and flowers and all that shit
36:00 <Atari> i aint a know it all
36:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, if you want peace, why not be quiet?
36:00 <Atari> i just want to be friends
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> no you dont
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> you come on here and put every down
36:00 <Atari> because it is freedom of speech
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and why be so aggressive when disagreed with?
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> you always have to better
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> just like your wine cellar
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> and the fact that i dont download blue ray rips for a 2 yo
37:00 <Atari> apparently you have a problem with freedom of speech
37:00 <Atari> and shutting people up
37:00 <Atari> this country has freedom of speech
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> it has?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> then what happened to aboriginal rights?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> they dont exist
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and the freedom to retort to questionable statements comes under free speech right?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and we call ... bullshit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
38:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, I would have to disagree with that now
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> how so?
38:00 <Atari> aboriginals are lawyers, doctors, nurses, police, defence force, working in govts, they got land back as well
38:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, at least pandas will walk away
38:00 <Atari> and you speak shit :)
38:00 <Bellatrix> pardon my ignorance, but I believe Aborigines now have human rights
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and apologise to ya later
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but this clown?
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
38:00 <Bellatrix> and legally, are treated like anyone else residing in australia
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just wanted to start more shit Bellatrix 
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhhhhhhhhhhh
39:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, omfgbbqhax is an idiot
39:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, stop it!
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wanted to hear atari's word on it
39:00 <Bellatrix> oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari, I think you are actually ... the shit I've seen you spout since Friday
39:00 <Bellatrix> ooopsies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> has hurt my brain
39:00 <Bellatrix> hahahah Bastardly_One
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bastardly_One, did u see the thing about the wine?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I did and took no notice
39:00 <Atari> kick out fucking idiots that opress this country
39:00 <Nikky`> Night guys n dolls
39:00 <Atari> oppress
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, night <3
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> nite nikky
40:00 <Bellatrix> night Nikky`, xx
40:00 <Atari> :)
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> \/me kisses nikky
40:00 <Atari> rofl
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
40:00 <Atari> rotflmfao
40:00 <stebie> poor awolf
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> opmg i made an irc typo
40:00 <stebie> hey Bellatrix
40:00 <Atari> your a wank omg
40:00 <Bellatrix> Hi stebie
40:00 <Serenity> you dont have freedom of speech in australia
40:00 <Serenity> this isnt america
40:00 <Atari> stebie, hi mate
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sezz
40:00 <Serenity> andd
40:00 <stebie> hey Serenity
40:00 <Serenity> im scrolled
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay sezz is here
40:00 <stebie> hey Atari
40:00 <Serenity> excuse me ill let myself out
40:00 <Serenity> hey stebs
40:00 <Serenity> hey j
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sezz <3
40:00 <Serenity> hey b1
41:00 <Atari> stebie, what happened to longie, netz, mikey and thewjm, this place is boring without them man :(
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> mikey is still here
41:00 <stebie> Atari, they got lives
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> he lives in canada
41:00 <Bellatrix> hahah stebie
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> france
41:00 <stebie> mikey is rarely ever here
41:00 <Atari> i live in a shithole
41:00 <Serenity> london
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> France now? was London
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> same thing sezz
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bit different
41:00 <stebie> is still london
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> he is still gay and loves my cock
41:00 <stebie> guvna
42:00 <Bastardly_One> TheWJM might of finally got so fat he exploded
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
42:00 <Serenity> carls not fat anymore.
42:00 <Atari> i wanna start a protest with ballons filled with shit
42:00 <stebie> TheWJM lost a lot of weight, actually
42:00 <Serenity> ^
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, so u dont care for the environment?
42:00 <Atari> shit is natural
42:00 <megamanga> does that mean i can have his leather jacket now?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff on the Carl front
43:00 <doctor> He cheated though
43:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, but it can do a lot of damage
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> balloons are harmful to the environment
43:00 <stebie> megamanga, we can share
43:00 <megamanga> woo
43:00 <doctor> had his stomach stapled
43:00 <Atari> carl got beefed by the greek boy :)
43:00 <Atari> rofl
43:00 <Atari> sorry had to say it
43:00 <Bellatrix> doctor, thats not cheating if its whats required
43:00 <Serenity> hi Atari its 2001. it wants its story back
43:00 <stebie> doctor, i don't know what he had done.. i just know he isn't anywhere near as fat
43:00 <Atari> jk
43:00 <Atari> sorry
43:00 <Serenity> however he did it good on him
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway 
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> night yall
44:00 <Bellatrix> Agreed Serenity
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Atari ever showed up to those meets I used to organise?
44:00 <Atari> carl is a good man
44:00 <Atari> very forgiving
44:00 <stebie> Serenity, precisely
44:00 <Serenity> night omfgbbqhax
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> with anna Bastardly_One ?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> some real dickheads showed up that Sherm would invite
44:00 <stebie> Atari could be stan
44:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, you could have invited me
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and mixy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems stan
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and The_crow
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i mean
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> crowbar
44:00 <Atari> actualy
44:00 <Atari> i got a photo of me
44:00 <Atari> hang on
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but Stan would react to me ... Stan thinks I am a God
45:00 <British^Meat> i dont think i like Atari.....
45:00 <British^Meat> ummmmm nah i dont
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Stan still lives with him parents
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy is older than I am for fuck sake
45:00 <Bellatrix> Stan?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Rattlesnake
46:00 <Bellatrix> Ah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you must remember him from the meet
46:00 <Serenity> stann wantts to kisss wendy testaburgerr
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt sorry for you that day actually
46:00 <stebie> when i met Bellatrix she was quite anti-social :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it was THAT meet stebie
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was wondering if you were at the meet that day
46:00 <stebie> what meet?
46:00 <Bellatrix> yeah i was actially
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she was hey?
46:00 <Bellatrix> *actually
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I met her and she sat reading a book
47:00 <Bellatrix> If I recall correctly, I had a very sick mother either at home or in hospital
47:00 <stebie> i came down with natalie i think
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but she had good reasons when I found out
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's right
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I stood on a bench to greet you
47:00 <Bellatrix> I didnt even want to go, but Mark dragged me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <stebie> yeah, i remember Bellatrix reading a book
47:00 <Atari> http://profile.yahoo.com/QMI5MNW2ASUPBMHCGIWMERJHCU/#
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I remember going to St Pats with you after it
47:00 <Atari> that might work
47:00 <Atari> it is a photo me
48:00 <stebie> but that's about all i remember
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie check that pic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's stan 70s style
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <stebie> i don't wanna
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I've not met you Atari
48:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember the guy that was with me?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> as tall as you stebie?
49:00 <stebie> nope?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of came to 2
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember you at a bar on a Sat morning too
49:00 <Atari> that photo is small
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that backpackers bar
49:00 <stebie> yer, that one sharna was there
49:00 <Atari> it is current but
49:00 <Bellatrix> i only recall stebie with a girl.... we were in a park?
49:00 <Bellatrix> my memory escapes me
49:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, yep that's it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah nat ... I miss nat
50:00 <Serenity> sluts
50:00 <Serenity> the lot of you
50:00 <Bellatrix> Serenity, this was 10 years aog
50:00 <Bellatrix> *ago
50:00 <stebie> am not
50:00 <megamanga> still stands
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was always the old creepy guy
50:00 <Serenity> ^
50:00 <Atari> fuck that photo makes me look like a fucking FBI agent
50:00 <stebie> [22/21:50:22] <Bastardly_One> I was always the old creepy guy
50:00 <stebie> [22/21:50:23] <Serenity> ^
50:00 <stebie> lol
50:00 <megamanga> im still that creepy guy who sniffs his own butt sweat
50:00 <stebie> so true
50:00 <megamanga> i mean
50:00 <Serenity> LOL oops
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol get fucked
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it was though hey?
50:00 <Serenity> well i meant the ^ to mega but b1 works too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> even back then
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that bar one you should of stayed for
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Carl showed up in the afternoon
51:00 <Atari> i need to grow some hair, and get out more often
51:00 <stebie> i think i only did about half a dozen meets
51:00 <stebie> no slood meets though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and Wayno and him pretended to be each other
51:00 <Atari> ithinknot
51:00 <Bellatrix> isnt one enough?
51:00 <Serenity> wayno is a fucking rapist
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Ren is still around
52:00 <stebie> i don't think i've ever met carl in person
52:00 <Atari> schmapoob, what happened to him ?
52:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, what the hell is a "slood meet"?
52:00 <megamanga> oh god dont tell her
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Serenity ... I kind of saw that in action at a slowmover meet
52:00 <megamanga> and dont show the pics of that black behemoth
52:00 <stebie> lol megamanga
52:00 <stebie> belle...
52:00 <Bellatrix> ?
52:00 <megamanga> NO
52:00 <Bastardly_One> belle and
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lester
52:00 <Serenity> i talked to carl on the phone for like 2 hours when he was in perth one night tripping balls
52:00 <British^Meat> is The Walking Dead any good?
52:00 <Serenity> was so funny
52:00 <Atari> bring back 2001 ffs
52:00 <Atari> we need an odyssey
52:00 <stebie> Atari, do you remember mez?
52:00 <megamanga> this is belle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
52:00 <Atari> yes
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Office- Michael Scott No God No (Feb 19, 2009) 0:10 - Category: Comedy - 3,876,719 views - 17,069 likes (98.6%), 248 dislikes (1.4%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone meet mez?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I did ... I don't think she was too impressed ... only lasted about 5 mins
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <stebie> i thought lister did
53:00 <stebie> or whatever his name was
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lister ... the fucking creep
53:00 <Atari> you had a meeting once at the gardens in melb city i remember
53:00 <Bastardly_One> micheal was his real name
53:00 <stebie> whoever it was, they told me she was overly hairy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked everything that moved even when with Kira
54:00 <stebie> probably have logs somewhere
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... she seemed very Arabic
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that much
54:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
54:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just talking to Crimson Seraph about 1/2hr ago
54:00 <Bastardly_One> talking about that era
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, I never knew Piet was your brother though
55:00 <stebie> talkin' 'boy my generation
55:00 <stebie> *bout
55:00 <Bastardly_One> until I think Serenity told me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you poor cunt
55:00 <Bellatrix> what the fuck~!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard
55:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, you didn't know?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't either
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <stebie> surely you did...
56:00 <Bellatrix> Ive known for years
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was shocked as
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
56:00 <Serenity> i think everyone knows
56:00 <Bellatrix> I was commenting at Bastardly_One's comment "you poor cunt"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how could I not of know that?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <stebie> oh yeah, we've had D&Ms...
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> does anyone here do drugs?
56:00 <stebie> WiLd_TuRkeY, yes
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh mate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the drugs do me
56:00 <Bellatrix> who has stebie?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you two Bella
57:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you and stebie
57:00 <Bellatrix> Tired
57:00 <Bellatrix> and really, its not that important for me to actually want to keep up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Does anyone here want to be a criminal ?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I am one
58:00 <xm> Pieter and stebie were separated at birth as part of a cruel social experiment. stebie was raised in a normal, supportive family but Pieter was confined to a small room with only a toilet, slot for food and a TV to keep him company. some people say even to this day Pieter still talks to his TV as if it were people
58:00 <Bellatrix> well given some of the commence people are making about others who arent here to defend themselves...
58:00 <Serenity> rofl oh dear
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix went to deer park womens prison
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
59:00 <Bellatrix> BAHAHAHAHAHH WiLd_TuRkeY
59:00 <couleurs> good 1 xm 
59:00 <Bellatrix> WiLd_TuRkeY, you mean Dame Phyllis Frost? :P
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god u even know the name of it
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she should
59:00 <Bellatrix> I work in community services dickhead
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say some clients have been there
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix is a saint helping the poor
00:00 <Bellatrix> oh gosh
00:00 <Bellatrix> thats stretching the  truth a little
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
01:00 <Bellatrix> and thats actually a horrible way to describe what i do
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sorry
02:00 <Serenity> i need chocolate
02:00 <Serenity> now.
02:00 <doctor> You've not christmas chocolate?
02:00 <xm> she needs two miracles first for her canonization. 1) Pieter making sense 2) beeeh leaving this network for good
02:00 <stebie> lol
03:00 <Atari> stebie, do you remember Z^E^U^S ?
03:00 <Serenity> theres no chocolate here
03:00 <stebie> Atari, probably not
03:00 <Bellatrix> is it just me or am i the only one who actually thinks Pieter does make sense?
03:00 <Atari> that is mid 90's
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just you
03:00 <couleurs> it's just you
03:00 <Atari> i think that was icer
03:00 <xm> yeap, just you
03:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, you're not here when he rambles on for hours at a time
03:00 <stebie> in which time, he makes no sense
03:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, thats because i have a life :D
03:00 <Serenity> its just you
03:00 <Atari> haha
03:00 <Serenity> he never makes any sense
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a life?
04:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, i do normally, too.. just recovering from some alcoholism of late, what better place to spend my recovery.
05:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, and i do respect, honour, love, commend and salute those that served and died, and in no disrespect, i was joking to get you pissed off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
05:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, fair call
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it is like another Pandas
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari is a more obnoxious Pandas
05:00 <Atari> :) hhaha
05:00 <Atari> vote 1 for admins :)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> to be liked again he suddenly is bullshitting and was messin' around
05:00 <Atari> just kiddng
06:00 <stebie> what's for dinner?
06:00 <Atari> cheese
06:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno but can I have some?
06:00 <stebie> oh yum
06:00 <Atari> fuck all, i was spose to take the lamb out lastnight, leg of lamb, for roast, and forgot
06:00 <Bellatrix> oh please dont talk about food
06:00 <Atari> got too drunk
06:00 <Bellatrix> i had the most amazing christmas dinner
07:00 <British^Meat> lol does Atari send you numerous pms to apologise and "Be mates again" too?
07:00 <Atari> roast lamb on sunday is the best
07:00 <British^Meat> wow that is obnoxious
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he might as well of with that post British^Meat
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night all
07:00 <Atari> he started the shit British^Meat
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Going to bed
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Cya Next Year
07:00 <Atari> i am for peace
07:00 <Atari> :)
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dam IRC tourists
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he even goes up and down like Pandas
08:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec it's like all ... cool man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the next sec going nuts
08:00 <Atari> fuck him anyway, he prolly plays shooting games, and thinks he is a soldier
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like you
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh British^Meat
08:00 <Bastardly_One> capture the flag has been added to GTA O
09:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, playing space invaders does not pass you to be in the air force
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're finally learning we want RDR style shit
09:00 <Bellatrix> ummm perhaps there is mental health issues
09:00 <Atari> they prefer galaga
09:00 <Atari> they are a bit more advanced
09:00 <Atari> what is the highest rank in galaga btw ?!
09:00 <Atari> i know
10:00 <couleurs> ( ◑‿◑)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, he seems schitzo to me
10:00 <Atari> go on
10:00 <Atari> bet you all dont know
10:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, perhaps he is
10:00 <Atari> google it now :)
10:00 <Atari> you googlers
10:00 <Bellatrix> ever think there is more to the story than someone just being a fuckstain!
10:00 <Atari> googly goos
11:00 <Bellatrix> People should really stop assuming every one is 'norma;
11:00 <Bellatrix> 'normal'
11:00 <Bastardly_One> true ... I get where you're coming from
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer something and it appears I'm full of shit offline
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
11:00 <Serenity> lol Bellatrix is cute
12:00 <Serenity> everyone has a story ok!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she's always been argumentive too :P
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
12:00 <stebie> yum
12:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tf9D8CatGw
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Highest level on Galaga - stage 102 (Aug 18, 2011) 3:05 - Category: Entertainment - 935 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <Atari> bet you cant get the highest score
12:00 <Atari> i did
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think when I first spoke to her I thought she was a bit of a cow :P
12:00 <Serenity> i still dont have any chocolate
12:00 <Atari> it is really hard
12:00 <Serenity> someone better bring some stat.
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like Bellatrix 
12:00 <stebie> Serenity gets angry when she don't have chocolate!
13:00 <Serenity> i could always go get my own i guess
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I want chocolate
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've ran out
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh i am meant to be sleeping
13:00 <stebie> i got chocolates for work KK
13:00 <xm> just go next door and say you're diabetic and about to die unless you get chocolate
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> night
13:00 <Serenity> i hadnt eaten chocolate for a long time then on friday i had some lindt balls
13:00 <Serenity> now im craving chocolate
13:00 <xm> ive got a 700g bucket of m&ms
14:00 <stebie> it's one of impersonal gifts to get someone you don't know what to buy
14:00 <stebie> xm, swap?
14:00 <Serenity> peanut xm?
14:00 <xm> i hate the peanut ones now. no, no swapping
14:00 <stebie> ow
14:00 <Serenity> aw
14:00 <stebie> uw
14:00 <Serenity> zw
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the crispy ones
15:00 <Serenity> i like the orange ones
15:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone had the raspberry ones yt?
15:00 <Serenity> and the peanut ones
15:00 <stebie> i want a kebab
15:00 <Atari> xm, i need a copy of suse lite, know any dl sites ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to know what they taste like
15:00 <stebie> bugger chocolate
15:00 <Serenity> oh fuck off stebie
15:00 <Bellatrix> Im not arugmentative, I just dont see how its fair to attack someone who isnt even here
15:00 <stebie> Serenity, imagine that garlic sauce.... mmmmmmmmmm!
15:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
15:00 <Serenity> yummm
15:00 <stebie> :D
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as if attack them when here and have to read their crap
16:00 <stebie> now i want one moar. :<
16:00 <Atari> stebie, dont mistake garlic sauce with TSATZIKI
16:00 <Serenity> my mouth literally started watering
16:00 <Bastardly_One> easier when they're not here :P
16:00 <Serenity> if i hadnt already had dinner id get one
16:00 <Atari> they are cheap bastards stebie
16:00 <Serenity> tzatziki
16:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, yes it is easier, its also a cowards way
16:00 <stebie> i <3 garlic
16:00 <Atari> tsatziki is youghurt with garlic and cucumbers
16:00 <Atari> i am greek
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am here Bellatrix 
16:00 <Serenity> and lemon
16:00 <Atari> i make that shit all the time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, I'm joking ...
16:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax, i wasnt talking about you
16:00 <doctor> Are you orthodox Atari?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> ni ni Bellatrix 
16:00 <Bellatrix> :D
17:00 <Bellatrix> thought you already left
17:00 <Bellatrix> good night x
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am sleep irc'n
17:00 <Bastardly_One> go already
17:00 <xm> [19:09:26] 21<Atari>21 xm, i need a copy of suse lite, know any dl sites ? <-- no idea. i havent used suse since the 90s
17:00 <Atari> doctor, yes, my background, aint changed... but i dont go to church, aint relgious, dont believe in religion, i am atheist
17:00 <Bellatrix> agreed Bastardly_One
17:00 <doctor> fair enough
17:00 <Atari> just go to weddings, funerals, baptisms, easter and xmas cos of family, dont want to make them unhappy, the hypocrite i am
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, now I know where we had a clash Bellatrix ... you don't do sarcasm and dark humour well :P
18:00 <stebie> sarcasm on irc? really?!...
18:00 <Atari> twice a year at the most doctor
18:00 <Atari> easter and xmas
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yes really stebie
18:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, clearly you dont know me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to believe innit?
18:00 <Atari> family event
19:00 <Atari> tradition bullshit
19:00 <xm> we're all waiting anxiously for Bellatrix to leave so we can talk more about her
19:00 <stebie> lol xm
19:00 <Bellatrix> haha
19:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... I was typing that xm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bellatrix> why waste your time :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just like to say ... deadmau5 sounds really good on surround at 10:20pm
20:00 <stebie> xm never said bad things were said about you, Bellatrix ^_-
20:00 <Bastardly_One> introducing myself to the neighbours
20:00 <Bastardly_One> while the housemate isn't around
20:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Z32y9OOBk
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Atari (Part 4) Space Games! - James and Mike Mondays (Dec 2, 2013) 33:43 - Category: Gaming - 214,075 views - 5,209 likes (97.8%), 118 dislikes (2.2%)
20:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, of course he would :D
20:00 <stebie> hmm, i should crack open some blurays
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, you're a fan?
20:00 <Atari> fuck these updates for xbox one
20:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, of course!
20:00 <British^Meat> tonight i am going to watch a blu-ray
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna come see him with me? I've a double pass ... meet and greet
20:00 <doctor> I went to church last year for my sisters wedding. The cathedral was very daunting, pagan symbols everywhere
20:00 <Atari> everday there is a update
21:00 <Atari> ffs
21:00 <British^Meat> am i going to comment on it scene by scene like pandas? no, no i will not
21:00 <British^Meat> hate that shit
21:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, what the... where and when?
21:00 <xm> which church is this doctor 
21:00 <stebie> British^Meat, which one? i haven't played the first matrix in surround, so i want to see how that goes
21:00 <xm> St Mary's?
21:00 <doctor> I forget its name
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Well, he's coming out in March and playing Brisbane
21:00 <doctor> Hang on let me check
21:00 <stebie> i'm a bit behind the times
21:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1>.>0
21:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1<.<0
21:00 <Bellatrix> oh wow
21:00 <xm> St Mary's has been totally wreckovated
21:00 <xm> it's the one opposite RPH
21:00 <Bellatrix> ive seen him a couple of times live already! amazing!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll email him and find out in a couple of hours
22:00 <Bellatrix> you'll email him?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be awake then
22:00 <doctor> the one with the nunnery behind
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been known to
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and he knows me as heretic-muse
22:00 <Bastardly_One> my gaming name
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and muzak making name
22:00 <xm> which suburb though
22:00 <Bellatrix> ah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... I want someone to come
23:00 <Bellatrix> Sadly I cant go to Brisbane
23:00 <doctor> Yeah St Mary's
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
23:00 <Bellatrix> I won't have the leave from work.
24:00 <British^Meat> stebie....
24:00 <British^Meat> i do believe it is called The Man With The Iron Fists
24:00 <stebie> hello BM
24:00 <stebie> oh okay, never heard of it
24:00 <British^Meat> i also may watch He-Man :/
24:00 <stebie> lol
24:00 <British^Meat> IN HI DEF
25:00 <Serenity> hmpf need to restart
25:00 <Serenity> brb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
25:00 <Bellatrix> anyways, im off to bed. Night all
25:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/x76Cbp0Iz_s
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Man with the Iron Fists - Official Trailer [HD] (Jul 5, 2012) 2:16 - Category: Entertainment - 503,279 views - 2,591 likes (93.4%), 184 dislikes (6.6%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got full info Bellatrix
25:00 <Ben> Evening
25:00 <Bastardly_One> March 7th
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I should check my emails more
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just gonna ask for full dates
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when there's a mail saying I only have to come to Melbourne
26:00 <stebie> British^Meat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
26:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA (Nov 7, 2010) 2:07 - Category: Comedy - 38,523,900 views - 393,861 likes (97.2%), 11,497 dislikes (2.8%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yay! Joel in Melbourne
26:00 <Ben> Bellatrix : Evening :)
26:00 <Bellatrix> HI Ben
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> heman  :P
27:00 <stebie> nyyerrrrrr
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, I'll talk to you more on this if your going for the night
27:00 <Bellatrix> Yeah, i gotta get some sleep
27:00 <Bellatrix> night
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but March 7th I know I'll be there in Melb ... WOOT!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so keep it in mind
27:00 <Ben> Hows it going
27:00 <Bellatrix> I think thats the weekend of future, are you sure he isnt playing there?
27:00 <Serenity> ahh thats better
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure is
27:00 <Bellatrix> ah
27:00 <stebie> wb sezz
28:00 <Serenity> ty
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya wanna come I'll be hanging with him so it seems
28:00 <Bellatrix> I try to stay away from stuff like that now a days
28:00 <Ben> Hey Bellatrix, is it as scorching over there as it is here?
28:00 <Bellatrix> ben, nope
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that kind of stuff
28:00 <Ben> I feel like i've lost about 5kg just from sweating
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but his latest set is fucking great
28:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, i love it... but takes too long to recover :P
28:00 <Ben> And feeling generally unwell..
28:00 <Bellatrix> anyways im off
28:00 <Bellatrix> night
28:00 <Atari> anyone here use teamspeak ? :)
28:00 <Ben> Atari : Never heard of it..
28:00 <stebie> nup, mumble
29:00 <Ben> What is it? What does it do? blah blah blah..
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari is stuck in the 90s
29:00 <Ben> The 90's had some good music
29:00 <stebie> it's a type of voip system
30:00 <Ben> ah ok
31:00 <Ben> I have no idea what it is, so thats a no
31:00 <Ben> haha
31:00 <stebie> voice over ip
31:00 <stebie> it's like the voice equivalent of irc, you could say
31:00 <Ben> ahh
32:00 <Ben> Oh I know what VOIP means, just didn't know what teamspeak was
32:00 <stebie> ah ok :> yeah almost everyone nowadays knows voip
32:00 <Ben> I work in IT so I know most lingo - or at least know OF alot of it
36:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1Bastardly_One0 you old hag13.0
36:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun you young brat
37:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1Y0ou love it13.0
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how's shit?
37:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1N0ot too bad13. D0id the whole christmas thing with one side of my family today 13¬.¬0
38:00 <Serenity> wow thats ugly as
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it is hey?
39:00 <milk> does TAFE do courses on becomming a rapist?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I send you a cock shot though Serenity
45:00 <Serenity> :>
47:00 <Digerati> hmmm
47:00 <Digerati> this mirc sucks
48:00 <milk> http://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/42039-sick-thrill-one-rapists-true-guide.html
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sick puppy
50:00 <Digerati> hmm
51:00 <Serenity> thats fucking repulsive milk
51:00 <Serenity> dont post that shit again
51:00 <milk> yes misstress
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to pm you actually
51:00 <milk> I didn't write it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the TAFE course comment was bad enough IMO
52:00 <Serenity> considering your other comment
52:00 <Serenity> whether you wrote it or not isnt relevant
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Digerati is Atari
52:00 <Digerati> yes
53:00 <milk> just saying, it's christmas and an honest guy doesnt get a look in
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
53:00 <Serenity> .
53:00 <Digerati> hery Serenity
53:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmm ive seen milk go on about rape heaps
53:00 <British^Meat> whats with that?
53:00 <Serenity> hello
54:00 <Serenity> sexually frustrated psycho
54:00 <ShadowLurker> hes fucked in the head
55:00 <Digerati> this fucking mirc has issues on network
55:00 <Digerati> the last good version was 6.21
56:00 <Digerati> anything after had really bad code
56:00 <couleurs> that's not much of a rape guide, i don't think anyone is even on myspace anymore you guys
56:00 <couleurs> sheesh
57:00 <Serenity> myspace is more for bands these days
58:00 <Bastardly_One> still?
58:00 <couleurs> yep, bad ones
58:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of bands ... damn ensiferum are good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for viking metal
59:00 <Digerati> man can survive on irc alone
59:00 <Digerati> that will be my book
59:00 <Digerati> live the life of a hermit with just irc and winamp
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you really miss 2000 don't you?
00:00 <Digerati> i will code my own OS with just winamp and irc and email
00:00 <Digerati> 3 things
00:00 <Digerati> nothing else
01:00 <Digerati> i miss the old days yes
01:00 <Digerati> simple and elegant
01:00 <Digerati> windows 8 is nuts
01:00 <milk> pay for software?
01:00 <Digerati> had to download classicshell to convert it to win 7
02:00 <Digerati> and it had a toolbar
02:00 <Digerati> got rid of it with toolbar cleaner
02:00 <milk> why bother?
02:00 <milk> just go linux
02:00 <Digerati> looks better
02:00 <Digerati> got linux
02:00 <Digerati> i use suse
02:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
03:00 <georgeandwell> N e
04:00 <Digerati> someone in adelaide killed some ponies :(
04:00 <Digerati> fucking hell
04:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 in surround
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I give it 10 mins
04:00 <Bastardly_One> before I meet the neighbours
04:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly
04:00 <Digerati> fucking bastards
04:00 <Digerati> miniature horses
05:00 <Digerati> what deranged fuck would kill tiny horses
05:00 <milk> coles steak
05:00 <Digerati> lol
05:00 <Digerati> :P
05:00 <Digerati> :/
06:00 <Digerati> unreal
06:00 <Digerati> ppl have gone nuts
06:00 <Digerati> that must be SA for you
06:00 <Digerati> weed tokers
07:00 <milk> they were probably sex horses
08:00 <simba> 4:1/)
08:00 <simba> lolol
09:00 <simba> 4:1)
09:00 <British^Meat> yes
09:00 <British^Meat> yes thats it
09:00 <British^Meat> all of us here in sa smoke weed
09:00 <PeterSarsgaard> wb georgeandwell
09:00 <British^Meat> and we get so high that we slaughter ponies
09:00 <PeterSarsgaard> only hte losers remain
09:00 <PeterSarsgaard> those going nowhere in life
09:00 <British^Meat> i once got so high a drop kicked a wombat
10:00 <British^Meat> i heard simba got so high he monkey chopped a sheep
10:00 <georgeandwell> Thx
10:00 <Loof> i'm so high, sorry i forgot..
10:00 <georgeandwell> Life
11:00 <simba> i so hi
11:00 <georgeandwell> Is high
11:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
11:00 <British^Meat> straight christmas coming up
11:00 <Loof> fuck that
11:00 <Loof> sounds like my idea of hell
12:00 <georgeandwell> Heheheehhee
12:00 <georgeandwell> Wot is it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> when I grow up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna sound as good as deadmau5
19:00 <Loof> can u make music?
19:00 <Loof> i need someone
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I can
20:00 <Loof> got anything uploaded?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
20:00 <Loof> kk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a perfectionist
20:00 <Zade> i prefer adam k and soha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I do a lot of half finished things
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I was just using some adam k sounds actually
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got what I call a lot of jingles
22:00 <Bastardly_One> melodies but nothing worth bragging about that's finished totally
22:00 <Loof> only thing i've ever finished was that website for the bucks night organiser
22:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger is a name I've not seen for a while
22:00 <Loof> started HEAPS of shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I get an idea
23:00 <Bastardly_One> then I take forever to get back to it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or go back to it and think ... wtf is this shit?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I need more equipment
23:00 <Bastardly_One> a nice cheap midi would be handy
23:00 <Loof> where they say it's 5% inspiration, 95% persperation; i have a prob with the persperation part
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't if I can stop being ADHD
24:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1536675_339821806158490_651550281_n.jpg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> COME AT ME BRO!
25:00 <mrdanger> lol
25:00 <Loof> come on me bro
26:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/988776_330483260425678_944119584_n.jpg
26:00 <Zade> long distance is prob my fave adam k tune, just not enough harmonica is used nowdays 
27:00 <simba> dont be that GUI
27:00 <simba> ahahahahahahaha
28:00 <simba> amazing nerd humor
28:00 <ShaDz> simba have a lsiten dude
28:00 <ShaDz> listen
28:00 <simba> ok wayne
28:00 <DemonsRun> 13,1[21:21]0 13<013Bastardly_One013>0 13COME AT ME BRO! LOL0
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oopsies
29:00 <ShaDz> HAD SOOO MUCH RAP SHIT ON MY SOUNDCLOUD
29:00 <ShaDz> JUST NUKED IT ALL!!!
29:00 <ShaDz> k simbz
29:00 <ShaDz> cupa brb
29:00 <simba> sounds like bugs raping each other
29:00 <ShaDz> ol dude
29:00 <ShaDz> lol
29:00 <simba> u know what i mean
29:00 <ShaDz> yup
29:00 <Digerati> ansi is so 90's
30:00 <simba> lol prob goes a bit long
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he wont take criticism simba
30:00 <Bastardly_One> remember yesterday when I was trying to point out a start and a finish would be nice?
30:00 <ShaDz> lo Bastardly_One
30:00 <simba> he'll take it... up the fucken ass
30:00 <ShaDz> i got some weed
30:00 <simba> Bastardly_One u hold him down ill rape him in the asshole
30:00 <Digerati> http://www.bbsing.com/bbsansi/ansi.jpg
30:00 <Loof> cant stand doof doof
31:00 <Digerati> he likes it in reverse doof doof does
31:00 <Loof> what's that got to do with anything Digerati you fucking cockhead?
31:00 <Digerati> rofl
31:00 <Digerati> :)
31:00 <Loof> nobody cares what you have to say
31:00 <Digerati> shuddup fool
32:00 <Digerati> :)
32:00 <Digerati> ZZZzzzzz
33:00 <ShaDz> lol
33:00 <Digerati> sit on granpas lap
33:00 <Digerati> tell you a xmas story
33:00 <Digerati> their was this rat named ben...
33:00 <Digerati> and he had no friends
33:00 <Digerati> cos he stunk really bad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I should whois properly
34:00 <Bastardly_One> HAI SEVI!
34:00 <Digerati> and they killed him
34:00 <Digerati> the end
34:00 <doctor> beautiful
34:00 <Digerati> yeah
34:00 <Digerati> nice and short and too detail
35:00 <Sevi> should you?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I know ya
35:00 <Digerati> MJ was that ben
35:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would play with rats
35:00 <Digerati> i can relate to mice
35:00 <Digerati> i had a pet mouse
35:00 <Digerati> but a fucking rat ?
35:00 <British^Meat> Digerati is such a pandas/beagle/beehh
35:00 <British^Meat> those 4 knuckleheads
35:00 <British^Meat> wait
35:00 <British^Meat> and shadz
35:00 <British^Meat> 5 of em
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and have done for a long time ... and you're from Perth
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm right ... right?
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stalker
36:00 <Sevi> me ... a stalker ?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and only for you MoM
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anyday
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u know where I love
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
36:00 <British^Meat> the 5 errrr amigos
36:00 <Digerati> and British^Meat too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's atari
36:00 <Loof> u forgot pieter
36:00 <Digerati> that make it half a dozen
36:00 <Digerati> lucky 7 now
36:00 <simba> exposed: BlackDevils wife https://24.media.tumblr.com/49ba4a831fba281a7204b155e016300d/tumblr_my6cjkUmN81sd3q9jo1_500.jpg
36:00 <Loof> why was he talking about ansi?
36:00 <Loof> just thought he'd change the subject to something totally random
36:00 <Atari> your a doofus
37:00 <Atari> and i am so like 19 right ?
37:00 <British^Meat> lol simba
37:00 <British^Meat> gold
37:00 <British^Meat> GOLD jerry!
37:00 <Atari> totally
37:00 <Atari> it's like austnet never existed in 1996
37:00 <Atari> your a twaat
38:00 <simba> who is?
38:00 <Atari> not you simba
38:00 <Bastardly_One> himself
38:00 <simba> yea but who
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or one of the voices in his head
38:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, at intervals simba
38:00 <Atari> sometimes he is there
38:00 <Atari> sometimes not
39:00 <simba> u old guys gotta support each other
39:00 <British^Meat> :)
39:00 <Atari> starting to detect, psychosis
39:00 <Atari> split personality, paranoia
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fruit n nutbar ...
39:00 <Atari> delusions
39:00 <Atari> sometimes he is nice
39:00 <Loof> we're all nuts to some degree
40:00 <Atari> sometimes he goes off the wall
40:00 <Atari> yeah but personality change in 1 hour intervals on irc tends to be a tedious
40:00 <Atari> this aint russia
40:00 <Bastardly_One> stop being stoned and agreeable Loof ... Atari is like a more obnoxious Pandas
40:00 <Bastardly_One> completely full of shit
41:00 <Atari> rofl
41:00 <Loof> oh i thought you were talking about me
41:00 <Loof> i have him on ignore
41:00 <Bastardly_One> noooooooo
41:00 <Atari> and you love to think that people think the same right ??
41:00 <Atari> you know how people think
41:00 <Loof> lol oic
41:00 <Atari> and how some are like other's
41:00 <Loof> :P
41:00 <Atari> you my friend are not all there :)
42:00 <Atari> we are all the same, creatine wise
42:00 <Atari> but we dont all think the same
42:00 <Atari> that is what makes us individuals
42:00 <Atari> genuine and original
42:00 <British^Meat> i cant stand power chatters like Atari
42:00 <British^Meat> like, im literally annoyed
42:00 <Atari> :) rofl
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's worse than I am on a roll eh?
42:00 <British^Meat> attention seeking douche
42:00 <British^Meat> its so sad
43:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, i dont know fuck all, i know trolling is lame but dude
43:00 <British^Meat> can i request his being kicked?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it would be alright if it was converssation
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not
43:00 <British^Meat> i request his being kicked/banned
43:00 <Loof> why not just use /ignore
43:00 <Loof> saves me so much misery
43:00 <Atari> i request a decent civilised chat :) not troll like a noob
44:00 <Loof> if everyone ignores them they'll go away
44:00 <Loof> surely
44:00 <Atari> i sought of grew out trolling on austnet in 2001 after 4 years of usage
44:00 <Atari> but you still love being a troll Bastardly_One :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I cyber Serenity really well she'll voice us and +m the channel?
45:00 <Loof> give her a right cybering
46:00 <Atari> hmmm
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had this vision of Atari and beehhhh typing away
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wondering why it wasn't going to channel
46:00 <Loof> oh god beehhh will be here any moment
47:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're reading my mind
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy seriously has hurted my brain
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yes hurted
47:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, i am a old friend
47:00 <Atari> and you like hurting people
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so stebbie was right?
48:00 <Atari> i am not in competition here :)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> only old greek guy I know was Stan
48:00 <Atari> but you are
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what's my nick?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Nice?
49:00 <Atari> sigh....
49:00 <Atari> dude
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Dont
49:00 <Bastardly_One> call
49:00 <Atari> i am 47, not 19
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> DUDE!
49:00 <Atari> getting too old for this shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> old song
49:00 <Loof> seroquel is hitting me, night all
49:00 <Serenity> night
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is nasty
49:00 <Atari> yes, we used dude and many synomyns that grew on irc
49:00 <Serenity> man ircers have some decent drugs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> want some?
50:00 <Serenity> i feel like im missing out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a cupboard of that stuff
50:00 <Serenity> whats it do
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont take it ... I take my other meds
50:00 <Bastardly_One> knocks you out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an anti psychotic
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <Atari> when you grow older, you tend to talk a bit more sense
50:00 <Serenity> im not sure i need that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> want a bong?
50:00 <Atari> instead of rebellious young youth
50:00 <Atari> i smoked bongs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sharing but ... clown love and all
50:00 <Atari> springer
51:00 <Atari> spring valley and rubber bullshit
51:00 <Serenity> id love a bong tbh
51:00 <Atari> smelt like shit
51:00 <Serenity> been months
51:00 <Atari> been years for me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... I'd share with you
51:00 <Atari> fuck weed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a good sharer usually
51:00 <Serenity> i used to like just having one after dinner n everyone has in bed
51:00 <Atari> got a mate that does seroquel and weed
52:00 <Serenity> just to chill before bed
52:00 <Atari> his brain is fucked on drugs
52:00 <Serenity> was*
52:00 <Atari> only drug i take is cigarettes
52:00 <doctor> seroquel is nasty
52:00 <Atari> ser is bad
52:00 <Atari> it goes to 100mg apparently
52:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, indeed ... I don't take mine
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm most people are on 800mg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else here right now is on 200mg
53:00 <Atari> they give to nutcases in nutfarms doctor
53:00 <Atari> to calm them down
53:00 <Serenity> ive not ever had any medications i feel left out
53:00 <DamageD> antipsychotics turn you into a fat zombie
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to use 100mg (tiny amount) to top up My other shit
53:00 <Atari> i dont see nutcases in this roo,
53:00 <Atari> i see intelligent people
53:00 <Atari> educated people
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there's about 5 real nutters
53:00 <Atari> literate people
53:00 <doctor> I was on it for years, it kills the liver
53:00 <Atari> acting like complete dicks
53:00 <doctor> true DamageD
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... get diabetes from it doctor?
54:00 <doctor> close to
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
54:00 <Atari> i got diabetes doctor
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so you were on about ... 800mg a day?
54:00 <Atari> type 1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> guessing
54:00 <Atari> i shoot up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the cleanest SSRI on the market
54:00 <Atari> 50 units in morn and 50 at night
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky enough it works for me
54:00 <doctor> I think the max I was on was 400mg but I had other nastys to go along with it. Tegretol and abilify
55:00 <Atari> doctor 400 mg seroquel ?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari, my mother just got out of hosp after going on fri for ... blood sugars of 50
55:00 <Atari> 4 tabs of 100 ?
55:00 <doctor> 2 200mg
55:00 <Atari> fucking hell
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm that's a small does
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *dose
55:00 <Atari> dude, that must have knocked you the fuck out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 400 is half the daily some people are on
55:00 <Atari> how do you feel when you wake up ??
56:00 <doctor> Of course it did, I was barely awake for years
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on Lexapro
56:00 <Atari> fuck
56:00 <Serenity> that doesnt seem the most productive approach to mental illnesses
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why a lot of people on meds seem dumb
56:00 <Atari> you had lucid dreams galore doctor
56:00 <Serenity> zombie them out so they cant do anything..
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they honestly have lost IQ from their meds
56:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
56:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
56:00 <DemonsRun> yay
56:00 <doctor> It's something you have to deal with by yourself. I refuse to see a psychiatrist anymore
57:00 <Bastardly_One> depression or what?
57:00 <Atari> psychology is bullshit anyway
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's anxiety disorder
57:00 <Atari> i think they invented psychology for law and to protect doctors
57:00 <Atari> 2 things
57:00 <stebie> is there anyone here not on prescription meds?
57:00 <doctor> well depressesion I can deal with, psychosis was when I was younger
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a better question stebie *lol*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're right man
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Atari sounds like Stan
57:00 <Bastardly_One> big time
57:00 <Atari> psychology to me is about normal emotional behaviour
58:00 <Atari> you know paranoia is actually a good thing doctor ?
58:00 <stebie> i don't recall stan being bocal
58:00 <Atari> if it is not delusional
58:00 <stebie> vocal
58:00 <Bastardly_One> vocal
58:00 <Serenity> [8:57pm] <@stebie> is there anyone here not on prescription meds?
58:00 <Serenity> me!!
58:00 <Atari> paranoia keeps soldiers alive during war
58:00 <doctor> Keeps me guarded Atari
58:00 <stebie> lol Serenity, and me!
58:00 <Atari> it does
58:00 <Serenity> i feel we're alone
58:00 <stebie> ._.
58:00 <doctor> I'm not on them anymore
58:00 <Atari> you need paranoia to survie
58:00 <Atari> it is a phobia
58:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor has bi-polar ... the guarded thing ... mood swings for the win!
58:00 <doctor> Just my story
58:00 <Atari> a fear
58:00 <ShadowLurker> me niether
58:00 <Atari> we all need fear
59:00 <Atari> to keep us alive
59:00 <Atari> without fear we dont care about our lives
59:00 <ShadowLurker> some of us shouldnt be alive
59:00 <Serenity> only thing ive ever been prescribed is penicillin lol
59:00 <Serenity> on the hard shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I die if i have that
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