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00:00 <slower> doctor you realy have bi-polar?
00:00 <Doodle> [23:59] <Serenity> only thing ive ever been prescribed is penicillin lol
00:00 <Doodle> and dick
00:00 <doctor> I don't think so slower
00:00 <Serenity> yeah i love dick
00:00 <Serenity> what of it
00:00 <Doodle> nothing i just like hearing you say it
00:00 <Serenity> ;)
00:00 <Atari> i been prescribed morpheine, i got it in a bottle to inject cos of the pain in my back from pancreatic problems, but i never used it
00:00 <slower> oh ok my cousin got diagnosed, so had a few questions
00:00 <DamageD> psychiatrists will diagnose you with whatever to sell ya some drugs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> slower, I might be able to help
01:00 <Doodle> you all need to be prescribed a teaspoon of cement powder in your milo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've supposedly got bi-polar hyperactivity
01:00 <Atari> no such thing as bi polar
01:00 <Atari> go get a cat scan
01:00 <Atari> or pet scan
01:00 <Atari> no evidence
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the term itself in a nutshell means something you don't have ALL the time
02:00 <Atari> exactly Bastardly_One
02:00 <slower> Bastardly_One how do they decide if you have it or not, is it more than one person you have to see
02:00 <Atari> it is bullshit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think bi-polar is over diagnosed
03:00 <Atari> no technology can detect what they call a mental illness
03:00 <Atari> they can detect physical neurological disorders
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's easy to say someone is bi-polar but there's different varieties
03:00 <slower> well its a hell of a think to be told you suffer from it, i still cant belive it, 
03:00 <Atari> there is a difference between psychiatry and psychologu
03:00 <Doodle> is bipolar like bisexual
03:00 <Atari> go to a psychiatrist and they work with neurologists
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more like
03:00 <Serenity> mmm
03:00 <Bastardly_One> mood swings
04:00 <Serenity> bisexual
04:00 <Atari> psychologists work with psychiatrist, but neurologists laugh at psychologists
04:00 <doctor> Yeah that's true Atari
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu Atari
04:00 <Atari> so go to a psychiatrist
04:00 <Atari> and be laughed at
04:00 <Doodle> psychologists are basically counsellors, psychiatrists can prescribe you drugs and shit
04:00 <slower> yes i read a bit about it, people tell me my cousin has been doing strange things for years
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to answer people and you're just rabbiting on making me lose my train of thought
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty shit at explaining imo
05:00 <Atari> fucking insane bastards like yung and freud who took heroin and wrote books
05:00 <Bastardly_One> correct Doodle
05:00 <Doodle> jung
05:00 <Atari> jung
05:00 <Atari> sorry
05:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I don't need my shrink anymore
05:00 <Atari> heroin addicts
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he told me that himself
05:00 <Atari> want to alter the mind
05:00 <Atari> with psychology
06:00 <Atari> with drugs
06:00 <doctor> probably for the best Bastardly_One
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he just got sick of my making him deviate from his script as such
06:00 <Doodle> i saw a shrink once, she told me i'd worked out what was wrong and what i needed to do
06:00 <Serenity> just give me loose women who like boobs and dick
06:00 <Doodle> and that was it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd question him
06:00 <Atari> what insane bastards
06:00 <Doodle> lol sarah
06:00 <Doodle> filth
06:00 <Serenity> :P
06:00 <Atari> shrinks need to be sedated and then fucked in the ass
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Atari> rapidly
06:00 <Doodle> she was nice 
07:00 <Doodle> but fat
07:00 <Bastardly_One> there's only one who bulk bills in this city
07:00 <Atari> dont give a fuck
07:00 <Doodle> and a ginger
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is a fucking tripper from hell
07:00 <Atari> all shrinks are the same to me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not all
07:00 <slower> Bastardly_One do you say and do strange things that dont make any sense
07:00 <Atari> all
07:00 <Bastardly_One> always slower
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just read my posts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
07:00 <Serenity> ive never seen a shrink or anything
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm random ... for sure
08:00 <Atari> better to go to a psychiatrist, get a pet scan, and find out
08:00 <Atari> that way you are certain
08:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus fuckwit
08:00 <slower> ever attacked any one, like my cousin did
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I know if I'm on meds
08:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously shut up Atari
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm no I don't get violently mental
08:00 <Atari> neurologist will happily do you a PET scan
08:00 <Atari> and put you in the nut list
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a DSP for being a fruit n nut bar fuckwit
09:00 <Atari> :) rofl
09:00 <Atari> well make it official then
09:00 <Atari> PET scan
09:00 <doctor> Do they have a healthy brain scan of a supposed healthy person to compare it to a mentally unfit person?
09:00 <Aphox> hello
09:00 <Atari> we have the technology
09:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
09:00 <Atari> to find out truly if you are a nut
09:00 <slower> just worried she could lose her little daughter if she keeps acting strange
09:00 <Atari> they will put you in a nut farm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know how you all feel reading beehhh
09:00 <Atari> and you can weave baskets
10:00 <Atari> big and small
10:00 <Atari> and hide in little corners
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ah I see slower ... she on anything or seeing anyone for it?
10:00 <Atari> and twiddle your thumb
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
10:00 <Atari> :) haha
10:00 <Doodle> she's cybering me
10:00 <Doodle> fuck off
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if I cyber you really well ... can you voice the good people and +m the channel?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... *waits*
10:00 <Doodle> 2l8
10:00 <slower> yes she is, but i dont know if she takers them properly/regular
11:00 <doctor> slower, as long as she's of no danger to herself or anyone there's no reason why they'd take her kid
11:00 <Serenity> yes i busy with doodle
11:00 <Serenity> tee he eh ehe h
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Doodle> thx chris
11:00 <Atari> dear god man... dont you ever loosen up a little in life and get a hobby that is outdoors Bastardly_One ?
11:00 <Doodle> i loosened up once
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no Atari he doesnt
11:00 <Doodle> it was horrible
11:00 <Atari> :(
11:00 <Atari> sigh...
11:00 <Doodle> such a mess
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, as if I wanna poo myself
12:00 <Doodle> some people are into that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess it would be better outdoors though
12:00 <Atari> you could do irc outdoors
12:00 <Atari> at the beach
12:00 <doctor> I like going outside to piss in the garden
12:00 <Atari> if their is a wifi hotspot
12:00 <slower> doctor she attacked her partner, could have killed him, the little one saw that[4 year old
12:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
12:00 <Atari> that is a start
12:00 <Atari> it is something
12:00 <Atari> :) heh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a good walking trail today
13:00 <doctor> Then she'll have to prove that she's capable of not being violent
13:00 <Atari> doctor, still got those tabs ?
13:00 <doctor> Nah
13:00 <Atari> gimme
13:00 <Atari> arghhh
14:00 <doctor> f'off
14:00 <Atari> would pay for them :)
14:00 <Atari> nice lucid dreams on that shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll sell ya some seroquel
14:00 <Atari> i used to take xanax
14:00 <Bastardly_One> $10 a pill
14:00 <Atari> many years ago
14:00 <Atari> xanax gave me good lucid dreams
14:00 <slower> doctor i realy hope so, hope she takes her meds, feel sorry for her partner, if he leaves her, dont know what will happen then
14:00 <Atari> 5$ a pill
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, freight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 10
15:00 <Atari> crush them you dope :)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have to come get them
15:00 <Atari> fine powder
15:00 <Bastardly_One> as if fucktard
15:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously stfu and go away
15:00 <Atari> in a envelope they dont notice
16:00 <Atari> i know a mate that sends heroin across normal mail
16:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats though Atari
16:00 <Atari> he is a nut
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the first person I've got legit annoyed with in fuck knows how many years on irc
16:00 <Atari> hahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like annoyed enough to semi rage
16:00 <Atari> rofl
16:00 <Student> i use to play games on Atari Console 
17:00 <Atari> thats because i am ol skool
17:00 <Atari> miss me ? :)
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wow
17:00 <Student> not much 
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One annoyed
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats new
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's because you NEVER SHUT UP
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you brat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll keep :D
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i hope so!
17:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, then stfu you hypocrite
17:00 <Atari> it is freedom of speech
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but, fuck you, Sir
17:00 <Student> ha ha 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I ramble
17:00 <Student> nice chat going on 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I was this bad
18:00 <slower> yep freedom to be stupid
18:00 <Bastardly_One> am I?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Student> oh no
18:00 <Atari> yes you are
18:00 <Student> i need my space
18:00 <Atari> because you don't stop
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tough fucking titties
18:00 <slower> not you Bastardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do stop ... you don't
18:00 <Atari> and start a normal conversation
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew that slower
18:00 <Student> <MistressOfMayhem> tough fucking titties <---- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <Student> cuts what? :P
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anywher
19:00 <Atari> all i asked for was a civilised convo
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> +e
19:00 <Student> ahhhhh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trying to say all you can do really slower is watch from a distance it sounds
19:00 <Atari> and you treat people like shit
19:00 <Atari> not just me
19:00 <Atari>  but many
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> too late Student
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> spent too long talking
19:00 <Atari> :)
19:00 <Atari> rofl
19:00 <Student> in the mean time what shit you are typing in here Atari and Bastardly_One? :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I don't recommend?
20:00 <Student> MistressOfMayhem actually you are too slow and still things i got hunted
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting on the edge of a chair in shorts commando
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> w/e
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i give up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that hurt
20:00 <Atari> i recommend you find a gay friend
20:00 <Student> *thinks
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no Atari, he just needs sex.
20:00 <Student> just for little clearification 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what's sex?
20:00 <Atari> and slap each others balls together
20:00 <Student> lol @ sex
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> exactly Bastardly_One
21:00 <slower> Bastardly_One distance is right, she is in vic i am in a different state, so cant give my little cousin a hug
21:00 <Student> sex is bad for health , love is good for health 
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sex is great for health!
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> burns calories.
21:00 <Student> sex is absolutely shit 
21:00 <Student> no for the sex, yes for Love :P
21:00 <Student> love all the way 
21:00 <Atari> i am going to laugh at the day doctors say that sex is bad for your health :) hahaha
21:00 <Atari> and they will do it one day
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're a romantic
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck that shit
21:00 <Atari> well maybe i am
22:00 <Student> i never like to fuck shit 
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha there's only one person here who has an idea of who i am.
22:00 <Student> one of the reason i am not gay :P
22:00 <Atari> who gives a shit
22:00 <Atari> so what if i am romantic
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Atari i wasnt speaking to you.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not what your b/f beehhh says Student
22:00 <Atari> ok
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> about the romantic crap.
22:00 <Atari> but i am romantic
22:00 <mattyd> maybe u jus a noob
22:00 <Student> Bastardly_One well congratulations to become beeh's b/f sir :P
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i dont get romance. yeah its sweet. but i'd rather go drink & dance.
23:00 <Student> drink and dance so old schoool 
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not have someone cook dinner for me with candles.
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> or run me a bath, perfectly capable of doing that myself
23:00 <Student> i really thought you are an old school and guess what , i was right :P
23:00 <Student> waste of time
23:00 <digerati> candle lit dinner is not romantic
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no its stupid.
23:00 <Student> i would be thinking washing myself "afterwards"
23:00 <Student> ha ha candle lit dinner
24:00 <digerati> i find a fireplace a sheep skin, and oil is romantic
24:00 <slower> nothing wrong with old school
24:00 <Student> i think candle light dinner is cool for the eyes 
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ohhhhhhhh a massage
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what if they're really ugly under more light?
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how i'd love one
24:00 <digerati> nah
24:00 <Student> your brain does not get overloaded and shit 
24:00 <digerati> i was thinking of setting the sheep skin on fire with the oil
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh well
24:00 <Student> MistressOfMayhem you are just sex , not love
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that sounds more fun digerati!
24:00 <digerati> and rolling you in it
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Student. not true at all.
24:00 <digerati> hahaha :)
25:00 <digerati> just kidding
25:00 <digerati> sorry
25:00 <Student> while the sheep have that skin on her? :P
25:00 <digerati> that was silly
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> digerati. would you piss on me to put the fire out?
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> jk
25:00 <Student> lol 
25:00 <digerati> rofl
25:00 <Student> that is disgusting 
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> or at LEAST get some water
25:00 <Student> sex you are MistressOfMayhem , sex you are 
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im not just sex am i?
25:00 <Student> water? what the fuck , i was thinking some body fluids :P
25:00 <digerati> maybe i might throw myself, and we can join in particle dust together :)
25:00 <digerati> hahaha
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh gawd.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 70%
25:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
25:00 <Student> oh what? you need affirmation from Bastardly_One? :P
26:00 <digerati> psycho shit :) haha
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you Bastardly_One
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you
26:00 <Student> lol @ 70%
26:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
26:00 <Student> you are just fucked MistressOfMayhem, i mean sexed in your language :P
26:00 <Student> cut the finger?
26:00 <simba> stfu Student 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> kinkeh! I got the finger
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba!!! :)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> sit on that and twist!
26:00 <digerati> haemophilia is a bitch
26:00 <Bastardly_One> reow!
26:00 <Student> that would be very brave thing to do to cut own finger and give it to others :P
26:00 <simba> dont talk to mom or ill bash u
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you're like 3 hours away. nothing you can do about it
26:00 <Student> shut up simba
26:00 <Student> who the fuck is mom? 
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhh
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <--- mom
27:00 <Bastardly_One> MoM
27:00 <mattyd> doggg shit
27:00 <Student> there are lot of moms in here
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
27:00 <Student> and majority are single mom 
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> there's lots of MUMs in here
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am the only MoM
27:00 <Student> so what can i do about it? :P
27:00 <simba> Student: kill ya irl
27:00 <Student> simba go away 
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba angry?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU!
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & protective.
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this is new.
27:00 <Student> mums and mom ummm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YA!
27:00 <Student> lol @ protective 
27:00 <simba> mom: kill ya irl
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i dont kill
28:00 <Student> and what excatly is he protecting? a mom? :P
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just hospitalise
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> for the incovieniance.
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sp?
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Why are people cryung over a bunch of tet
28:00 <mattyd> Mom: Have you found Prof. Oak yet??
28:00 <Student> you are just annoying simba :P , take care of yourself 
28:00 <simba> spspspsps
28:00 <Student> Sex Mom 
28:00 <Student> lol 
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what about sex?!
28:00 <simba> OAK: Hey! Wait! Don't go out!
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wheres the sex?!
28:00 <digerati> so ghey
28:00 <mattyd> ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
28:00 <Student> americans have a trimnology for that , MILF :P
28:00 <mattyd> MistressOfMayhem did you make the sex ??
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i've had the sex.
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its addictive.
29:00 <Student> so MistressOfMayhem is a MILF not MOM :P
29:00 <mattyd> THE sex, or the sex
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> THE sex
29:00 <mattyd> wow
29:00 <Student> one up on a time i have sex........ MistressOfMayhem lol 
29:00 <simba> have u been well mom
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you wish darl
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you wish
29:00 <Student> you have head too? :P
29:00 <Student> what mom mom? :P  explain yourself 
29:00 <mattyd> Student i thought u were incapable of these things
29:00 <simba>  have u bin well matte
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah simba. just busy lately with training etc. you?
29:00 <mattyd> me i am well
29:00 <Student> this mom mom thing is hurting my brain :P
29:00 <simba> me 2 irl
30:00 <Student> mattyd i do not have any clue what are you talking about 
30:00 <Student> ok 
30:00 <Student> back 
30:00 <Student> what is  that ?
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im just glad my thighs arent hurting as much now
30:00 <mattyd> my age in dog years; 24, my age in human years 24: go figure
30:00 <Student> sorry mattyd
30:00 <Student> no point wasting time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for early Xmas pay
31:00 <Student> i am more into high heels than thighs :P
31:00 <mattyd> then ur existance is not needed bud
31:00 <Student> who get paid? :P
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Student
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thighs from trainig
31:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'm scoring weed today then instead of tomorrow
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> training*
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not clothes.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
31:00 <Student> whatever you say MistressOfMayhem (sex)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I must have 20 cones to celebrate
31:00 <mattyd> i done get paid for another 3 weeks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants a cone?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> bad luck, you're not getting one
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Student.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you put out
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're not all there are you?
31:00 <simba> Student your english is shit 
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> in the head i mean
32:00 <Student> these types of things just need to gallop fast , rather than tasting :P
32:00 <Student> whatever simba, shut up :P
32:00 <slower> looking at this "conversation" no wonder some people have trouble handling the real world
32:00 <simba> no DIAF
32:00 <simba> Student doesnt converse
32:00 <Student> i do not know MistressOfMayhem :P 
32:00 <Student> stop talking to me simba
32:00 <simba> he uses his broken english to piss people on austnet off
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> student doesnt make sense
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its fucking annoying
32:00 <simba> he's not even good at english
32:00 <simba> it is
32:00 <Student> austnet? i thought it is channel melbourne
32:00 <Student> ha ha 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> slower, for sure ... this channel has ... a lot of issues floating around it
32:00 <Student> yah me annoying 
33:00 <Student> and you people are so refreshing , fuck sex 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm can I say something on the English?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he does well actually
33:00 <Bastardly_One> considering a lot of us are sarcastic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the hardest language in the world
33:00 <simba> nope
33:00 <Student> is that you Bastardly_One? :P
33:00 <simba> him and beehhh have crappy english
34:00 <simba> are you saying they learn off us? lol
34:00 <Student> shut up simba, stop talking about me :P
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> brb
34:00 <Serenity> i should ban him again
34:00 <Student> no need to back so soon MistressOfMayhem (sex)
34:00 <simba> fuck off Student
34:00 <Student> you are annoying simba
34:00 <Bastardly_One> all I am saying is
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a fuck of a lot worse
35:00 <simba> have ya
35:00 <simba> did they have pink t shirts on
35:00 <Student> lol 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and turned up collars
35:00 <Student> ha ha 
35:00 <Serenity> i wish a tsunami would hit whatever 3rd world island student lives on
35:00 <simba> thats evil
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Pakistan going by what beehhhh was saying
36:00 <simba> i hope a lightning bolt hits Student 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do you live in Karachi or was he just going on Student?
36:00 <Student> only if every wish can come true 
36:00 <Serenity> I hope fire ants climb through his window and chew out his eyeballs
36:00 <Student> yes i am currently living in Karachi, or using Karachi :)
36:00 <simba> i hope someone forces him to drink their urine soon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then
36:00 <Student> hope and wishes :) ha ha 
37:00 <Student> where? ;)
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> back
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
37:00 <Student> welcome back then 
37:00 <Serenity> I really wish a hungry dog would go inside his shack of chew off his testicles
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ty Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, that's a waste of good piss
37:00 <Student> strange dog really lol 
38:00 <simba> strange dog really lol
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <simba> i wish the prime minister of pakistan would shoot Student in teh head 
38:00 <Student> chewy 
38:00 <simba> for my birthday present
38:00 <Student> yah that would be shit thing to do by a PM 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or send him to afghanistan
38:00 <Student> or may be "deathday" present :P
39:00 <simba> no
39:00 <simba> birthday
39:00 <Student> afghanistan is neighbourhood , no worries there 
39:00 <Student> no death day :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but send you there as cannon fodder
39:00 <Student> where is atari? 
39:00 <Student> and why did we loos Atari? :P
39:00 <Serenity> If only the north korea would war on adghanistan and aim their WOMD's at students house.
39:00 <Student> lol @ adghanistan 
39:00 <Serenity> feck
40:00 <Serenity> i screwed that up big time
40:00 <Serenity> fuck off cunt face
40:00 <simba> kill him
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you as shady as every over Pakistani seems to be?
40:00 <Student> i do not understand your question Bastardly_One
40:00 <Student> if that question was fired towards me 
40:00 <Student> If ;)
40:00 <Student> any way 
40:00 <Serenity> why dont you go to dalnet
40:00 <Serenity> where the rest of them speak dickhead too
41:00 <Student> ip is not secure over dalnet
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it was but don't worry
41:00 <Student> i might have to use a eggdrop to secure it 
41:00 <Student> big effort 
41:00 <mattyd> eggdrop or bnc
41:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck your whole country has the same IP address it wouldnt be hard to find it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that whole country line
41:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/mdma/src/1387685654039.gif
41:00 <Bastardly_One> true though
41:00 <Student> just stops
42:00 <Student> ummm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> mega, is that playing two instruments at a time?
42:00 <Student> Q{ baby are you there?
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh baibee baibee
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Hoiw was i supposed to know
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Tnat pieter was righjt
43:00 <Student> me too 
43:00 <Student> oh what just shattered? ;)
44:00 <Student> pick up the pieces shatter
44:00 <shatter> welcome ya dogs!
44:00 <Student> but there are humanbeings like me in here :P
44:00 <Student> only dogs? :) wow 
45:00 <Student> dogs get pirority over human 
45:00 <Pieter> And ìiiiiiiiiii
45:00 <Pieter> Will always
45:00 <Student> not again :(
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fuckwit hour has officially began
45:00 <Student> ha ha 
45:00 <Pieter> Love youùuuuuuu
45:00 <Serenity> yerp
45:00 <Serenity> ugh
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Pieter> Lots n lots of love
46:00 <simba> lol at Pieter putting his own name into britney spears singles
46:00 <Pieter> Wait till i shave my head
47:00 <Pieter> LEAVE PIETER ALOOOOONEEEE
47:00 <Student> it is shaving on its own , do not worry 
47:00 <Serenity> WHOS EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS
47:00 <Student> yum yum 
47:00 <Serenity> me. i am.
47:00 <Student> well i am always excited , so no worries here
47:00 <Pieter> I love xmas
47:00 <Student> why do you love xmas Pieter?
47:00 <Pieter> Even when ya deoressed
48:00 <Serenity> are you depressed
48:00 <Pieter> Cos its a time when everythung is right
48:00 <Student> opressed 
48:00 <Pieter> Naa not depressed
48:00 <Pieter> Just saying
48:00 <Student> or obssesed 
48:00 <Student> he can't get depressed, he have the "syringe" 
48:00 <Student> :P
48:00 <Serenity> nothing to be depressed about at christmas!
48:00 <Serenity> food family presents
48:00 <Serenity> food.
49:00 <Pieter> Im obsesssed with cow poo
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone has that though
49:00 <Student> the people who do not have all those, can get depressed very easily 
49:00 <Pieter> Marzipaannnnn  balls :))))
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's why I'm a little meh this year
49:00 <Serenity> ok well i didnt think that far ahead
49:00 <Student> lol 
50:00 <Serenity> student fuck off
50:00 <Bastardly_One> my son's b/day today
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 19
50:00 <Student> oh your son , very nice
50:00 <Serenity> you're not clever or witty or even remotely funny
50:00 <Serenity> piss off
50:00 <Pieter> Ok bed tune\\
50:00 <Student> oh 19 
50:00 <Pieter> Timè
50:00 <Serenity> do you see him b1
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ye, a young man ... nuh ... and I think each year as I get older
50:00 <Student> :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I get a little bit grumpier about it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I know how he would of been raised
51:00 <Serenity> :(
51:00 <slower> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean his perception of me
51:00 <Student> that is deep 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> his mother is a fucking spiteful headcase
51:00 <Student> and what exactly is your perception?
51:00 <Student> what? :) 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way ... I doubt he'll ever go looking for me
52:00 <Pieter>                                                                                         Niteee :))))
52:00 <slower> Bastardly_One he is old enough to make up his own mind/opinion of you
52:00 <Student> nice spaces Pieter
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I think slower
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've put myself out there with places in that field
52:00 <Bastardly_One> been on a couple of register type things for a couple of years now
52:00 <Serenity> this is why i never speak badly of my childrens father infront of them even tho i'd have plenty to say
53:00 <Serenity> its not my place to brainwash them to my feelings
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just know he wont have any inclination Serenity due to that kind of shit
53:00 <Student> so is that hurting for you the way your son thinks of you? do you think he is right in his judgement about yourself as father rolemodel?
53:00 <slower> oh when was the last time you saw him Bastardly_One
53:00 <Serenity> yeah that sucks man
53:00 <Student> well 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so I've been working hard the last couple of years to stick myself out there
53:00 <Bastardly_One> on registers and shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> slower, over a decade now ...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not so much upset about it
54:00 <slower> ahh 
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
54:00 <Student> :)
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
54:00 <Bastardly_One> more ... get pissier about it each year
54:00 <Student> any way no comments, only wish you luck with your future Bastardly_One
54:00 <Student> ok 
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity
54:00 <Serenity> it'd be hard
55:00 <Serenity> MistressOfMayhem
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're better than my mother
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she constantly told me what she thought of my father
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> still does, drives me insane.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is supposedly dead
55:00 <Serenity> i dont think its appropriate to do that to kids tbh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not true though
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> neither do i
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and god forbid anything happen to the bf and i, i'd never do it to my son
55:00 <Serenity> i have plenty i could say but what good is it going to do to them?
56:00 <Serenity> they didnt chose him as a father I did so its only punishing them for something they cant control
56:00 <Student> i still believe no one can just inject their ideas into others, until or unless the one who has been injected accept them to go in 
56:00 <Student> people have eyes, ears and brain , and they are there for a reason , truth can strike them any time if they are true to their self 
56:00 <simba> well its called brainwashing and its real
56:00 <Serenity> shut up
56:00 <slower> Student seriously, you are full of shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly Serenity ... and don't tell me some kid isn't gonna question after a certain age ... that's what is ... pissy about it
56:00 <Serenity> a 5 year olds entire world is their parent. you are the be all and end all of their world. if you say something enough they believe it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> there has always been a way she could easily find me
57:00 <Student> slower you do not have any clue what i am saying 
57:00 <Serenity> whether its true or not
57:00 <Bastardly_One> correct Serenity
57:00 <Bastardly_One> especially dad
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if they have one
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i need this bra off -.-
57:00 <Serenity> get ir offf
57:00 <Bastardly_One> drives my sister nuts they always go to their dad
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she's got a nice rack sezz
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its double clipped at the back
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so much effort
58:00 <Serenity> show me
58:00 <Student> still every one have to come out of the "fatherhood , motherhood shell" and see for themselves what life is all about , if they keep looking from someone else's point of view, well that is their choice 
58:00 <Student> any way 
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhhhhh
58:00 <Student> enough said 
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ill see if i can find a pic
58:00 <Serenity> my son is a big mummies boy. He trusts in my absolutely to do right by him
58:00 <Serenity> i try my best
58:00 <slower> student YOU dont have a clue as to what you are saying
58:00 <Serenity> me*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because he's a boy
59:00 <Student> slower i know what i am talking about , so just move on 
59:00 <Serenity> slower he has no idea what hes saying try to ignore him
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the nieces are dad's girls
59:00 <milk> bold prediction; in the near future, BlackDevil will perm ban me because Serenity will reject his advances
59:00 <ShadowLurker> student needs silencing
59:00 <simba> agreed
59:00 <Serenity> wtf are you on about milk
59:00 <milk> happens on pretty much every channel I've ever been on
59:00 <Serenity> people perm ban you becuase i turn them down?
00:00 <Student> ha ha 
00:00 <milk> some neck beard falls in love with the channel prostitute then it all becomes my fault she wont work for freee
00:00 <ShadowLurker> perhaps it's because you're an absolute bellend
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that rape site thing addled his brain
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> gimme a min Serenity
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> laptop playin up
00:00 <Student> now that was just plain shit milk
00:00 <Serenity> oh im a prostitute now.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> charming
00:00 <Student> you need to change your point of view milk
00:00 <ShadowLurker> how much you charge
01:00 <megamanga> treefiddy
01:00 <megamanga> i had to say it
01:00 <stebie> i'll buy that for a dolla
01:00 <Student> ha ha dolla
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *laughs in notice because she'll hurt me*
01:00 <Serenity> sorry to disappoint you milk but im married. and everyone here knows it. if i want you perm banned ill do it myself. You're stick a fuck stick or wants to rape people so stfu before i DO ban you for being a wang drop
01:00 <ShadowLurker> lol stebie
01:00 <Student> australian dolla or us dolla? :P
01:00 <stebie> vietnamese dong
01:00 <Serenity> still a sick fuck...
02:00 <Serenity> wtf am i typing
02:00 <Student> dong? dolla? make up your mind stebie
02:00 <milk> horace, I find this music dull
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a chaotostrphic demise, wtf am I typing?!
02:00 <Student> seem english to me Bastardly_One
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your fault I have that song in my head Serenity
03:00 <Student> but again i am not that good in english ;P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you said what the fuck am I typing
03:00 <milk> see he's infatuated
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought
03:00 <Transmatron> happy holidays everyone :)
03:00 <Student> same to you Transmatron
03:00 <Student> :)
03:00 <Transmatron> cheers
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> best i got woman.
03:00 <Student> cheers
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck am I doing ... as in Chris Benoit
03:00 <milk> and when he finally gets the gall to hit on her, it'll be: Nup! and he'll rage
03:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil isnt even talking milk
03:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
03:00 <Student> chris benoit is a wrestler 
03:00 <Transmatron> he was.
03:00 <Transmatron> what of it?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he means Bastardly_One
04:00 <milk> they're all neckbeards darl
04:00 <Student> i do not know Transmatron, Bastardly_One just bring him up 
04:00 <Serenity> well that doesnt make sense seeming you arent an op
04:00 <stebie> Student, donga .. hybrid.
04:00 <Transmatron> i respect chris benoit
04:00 <Transmatron> for what he achieved in the ring
04:00 <Student> stebie cool :) should i lock this answer? :P
04:00 <Student> lol @ respect
04:00 <Transmatron> what he did to his family is a different matter
04:00 <milk> meh
04:00 <Serenity> MistressOfMayhem is very pretty
04:00 <Transmatron> and should not be bought in to tarnich
04:00 <Student> well i still respect that you respect him Transmatron
04:00 <Transmatron> tarnish
04:00 <Transmatron> his in ring legacy
04:00 <Transmatron> do you agree Bastardly_One?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that MoM is pretty?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
05:00 <Transmatron> no
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hello bby
05:00 <Transmatron> that chris benoit the wrestler
05:00 <Serenity> looks like a decent sized rack also
05:00 <Transmatron> and chris benoit the muderer
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhh yeah
05:00 <Transmatron> should not be bought together in the same light
05:00 <Bastardly_One> a band Serenity and I like have done a song about Chris Benoit
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> usually is
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
05:00 <Student> i just know the wrestler , no that murdere guy 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is a line . :"what the fuck am I doing?"
05:00 <Serenity> sorry i like boobs
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> && swing both ways?
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and when she typed what the fuck am I typing it made me thing of the song
06:00 <Serenity> i sure do
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I said his name
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah well, so do i
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
06:00 <Serenity> OH HELLO
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet!
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> HAI!
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
06:00 <Serenity> hahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> another dvd int he making
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to tape it
06:00 <Student> dvd is old
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity on MoM
06:00 <Student> make is blue ray 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what of it Bastardly_One?
06:00 <Student> *it 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and longer
06:00 <Student> longer is better
07:00 <Student> bigger is better
07:00 <Student> blue is better
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the video brat
07:00 <Student> take your pick ;) on this xmas eve 
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what video Sir?
07:00 <Student> so there is variety ;) wow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> of you and Serenity in action
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who said there was a vid?
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> or will be
07:00 <Serenity> excuse me but that shits private ok
07:00 <Bastardly_One> there SHOULD be
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> maybe we'll just take pics
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll do
08:00 <Bastardly_One> send those too
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you wish Dusty
08:00 <Student> lol 
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> F/L them?
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
08:00 <Serenity> mention some lesso stuff and people lose their minds
08:00 <Student> Busty sound better than Dusty :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *mutters*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fetlife them :D
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> men Serenity.
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> men
08:00 <Bastardly_One> men? where?
08:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
08:00 <Student> ha ha 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> megusta
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oi vey
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oi vey?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> get out you filthy JEW!
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dw
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you meant
09:00 <Serenity> if i didnt have to go shopping tomorrow id get on the tequila
09:00 <Serenity> n show my nipples
09:00 <Student> shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you need tequila to show those babies?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> go shopping on tues?
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
10:00 <Serenity> well sometimes mistress
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have you BEEN shopping on xmas eve?
10:00 <Serenity> mostly no tbh
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well then. show em Serenity
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... stfu
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im working WITH you dickhead.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tell me to stfu.
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pfft
10:00 <ShadowLurker> this is distracting me from serious minecraft business
11:00 <Bastardly_One> dear god
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> see Serenity
11:00 <Serenity> hahaha
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ShadowLurker wants tits too
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> KGO
11:00 <ShadowLurker> i get tits
11:00 <Serenity> he gets to see them irl tho
11:00 <doctor> get back to work, those blocks don't smash themselves!
11:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what server of Minecraft? I'm on deamau5's server
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh thats no fkn fair!
11:00 <Serenity> i have blue bars through mine
11:00 <Serenity> we have a private server
11:00 <ShadowLurker> we have our own
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i took mine out.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> noice
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but i did recently get a new bar ;)
12:00 <Serenity> oh preoww
12:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5's I meant anyway
12:00 <megamanga> pics or lies
12:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrr
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and has she a pic of that on fetlife?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *looks*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
12:00 <Bastardly_One> boring!
12:00 <simba> bbbbbbbb
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fetlife is the BDSM version of Facebook
13:00 <simba> やしょく~
13:00 <Bastardly_One> for you non deviants
13:00 <megamanga> hrm
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anddddddd killed it.
13:00 <megamanga> andddd titties
14:00 <megamanga> LOL at the pic on the main page
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah blame Shadow
14:00 <megamanga> https://flassets.a.ssl.fastly.net/images/front/to_religious_chair.jpg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he mentioned Minecraft
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and that got me nerdy
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no pics of it yet
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> YET
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:00 <Student> megamanga ladies in that link are pretty much dull 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> blame me what now
15:00 <Student> the whole concept could be well praised with better presentation 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> mega
16:00 <megamanga> yeah
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> is the link worth looking at?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> refresh and you'll see different pics
16:00 <megamanga> not really
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well i wont bother then
17:00 <ShadowLurker> meh back to mc
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i miss my colours :(
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I get this one
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://flassets.a.ssl.fastly.net/images/front/black_and_red.jpg?v566ca515af1f3c
17:00 <Serenity> ill show MistressOfMayhem a pic but not Bastardly_One
17:00 <Serenity> cause. lesbians
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> show!
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> && Bastardly_One
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> https://fetlife.com/explore/#/users/3020544/pictures/24566798
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> perfection
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dem tits
18:00 <ShadowLurker> right
19:00 <Serenity> PFFF
19:00 <Serenity> im not logging in for that shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <megamanga> hotlink the image damnit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they were good
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I closed the browser
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had to go about modding the link to get there myself
20:00 <Student> MistressOfMayhem's link is asking to log in 
20:00 <Student> not your link 
20:00 <simba> stfu
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Student thats coz its not meant for you
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity
20:00 <Bastardly_One> might work
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the things i'd do
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fetlife.com/users/3020544/pictures/24566460
20:00 <Transmatron> MistressOfMayhem = Mayhem?
21:00 <Transmatron> `seen Mayhem
21:00 <prowl> Transmatron, Mayhem ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours 14 minutes ago (05.12. 19:05) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that is some nice 18yr old titage
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i told you
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no Transmatron
21:00 <Serenity> :>
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not me.
21:00 <Student> `seen xyz
21:00 <prowl> Student, xyz? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember xyz.
21:00 <Student> yeah , no problem 
22:00 <Transmatron> why did u steal Mayhems nickname then?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she did?
22:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up youre ruining the tits
22:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <Transmatron> both are mayhem
22:00 <Transmatron> it confused me :/
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so that worked?
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> steal?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the link I put up?
22:00 <Transmatron> sorry
22:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit then
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it wasnt used.
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so i have it
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simple.
22:00 <Transmatron> steal is perhaps too strong a accusation
22:00 <Transmatron> i apologise
23:00 <simba> fuck off jkl
23:00 <Student> lol 
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i use it on almost everything i have.
23:00 <Serenity> GODDDDD
23:00 <Serenity> why are 90% of you idiots
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what now woman?
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity, again. MEN.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did I do it this time?
23:00 <Transmatron> if it helps, im not %100 all man
23:00 <Transmatron> im bi-curious
23:00 <Student> ha ha 
23:00 <Serenity> .
23:00 <Student> here you go 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not even 1% of a man Transmatron
24:00 <simba> ban jkl and student and things would b lovely tonight
24:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
24:00 <Transmatron> so ive got feminine qualities abit as well i guess
24:00 <Bastardly_One> line of the year
24:00 <Bastardly_One> by itself
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the not 100% man comment
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> being bi, and having female qualities, two different things
24:00 <Student> yah Transmatron, so seem like a woman trapped in the man's body , i "totally" understand the concept ;P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> two totall different things
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was raised in an all female household
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha sucker
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ sucker
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefered it personally
25:00 <Bastardly_One> most males piss me off
25:00 <Student> yah , not sure why he is sucker for that 
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no womder i cant annoy you
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wonder*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha @ that
25:00 <Transmatron> thats abit homophobic Bastardly_One
25:00 <Student> lol 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I frustrate most subs with that not just you brat :P
25:00 <Transmatron> u know what they say about homophonbes.
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> funny though, i have 4 brothers and can piss them off amazingly easy.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that homophobic?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know some awesome gay guys
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One just makes it more fun!!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think most of my gender are interested in
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i attacked his name on fet this morning
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im in BIG shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb shit
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ALNKTZLyksGlitter
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
26:00 <Bastardly_One> texts were bad enough yes?
27:00 <Transmatron> like what Bastardly_One?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you idiot
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Transmatron> GTA5>
27:00 <Transmatron> ?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna end up in ICU
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ikr!
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> balck & blue.
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i warned him of the other plans. and he's pissed off i wont tell him what they are.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I think males think in terms of upmanship Transmatron
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and that kind of bores me
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i figure, when i do the elephant thing... i'll cuff him to something so he cant chase me :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hah @ basically
28:00 <Bastardly_One> most males are fuckheads
28:00 <Bastardly_One> when what am I?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as a "Dom"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> an Alpha Male
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> a fuckhead
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I must think I'm a fuckhead
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> YOU ASKED
29:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're pushing it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't give in though :D
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah we'll see.
29:00 <simba> drinking cum
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you honestly can't break Me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you have an ego
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf am I doing challenging a hyper brat
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and it must be wrecked
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well for one, you're a fuckhead. so why wouldnt you
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've had one of the best "Dom breakers"
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and for two, what else you got to do?
30:00 <Serenity> BooBieSBooBieSBooBieSBooBieSBooBieSBooBieSBooBieS
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... fuck you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity has the right idea
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> come on then
31:00 <simba> Norks.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> boobehs!
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you wont.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ come on then
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be there in ...
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> can you even get it up?
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> without pills?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
31:00 <simba> gross
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say yes
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> HAHA
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but you added the pills bit
31:00 <Transmatron> Norks.
32:00 <Transmatron> gross
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> rofl
32:00 <Serenity> does b1 have erection pills
32:00 <simba> gross
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> apparently!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I do ... I'm OLD
32:00 <simba> gross0gg
32:00 <Serenity> do they work
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how else is it gonna work?
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not that it matters
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> HE BLOWS DUST
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really
32:00 <Serenity> if i had a hard penis is put it inbetween MistressOfMayhem's...
32:00 <Serenity> oh now im just being crass
32:00 <Excessive> +s
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'd tit fuck her
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i like crass Serenity
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
33:00 <simba> i like grass, Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> me2nowai
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> grass made me itchy today :(
33:00 <simba> was it jumping all over you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you like breast bondange brat?
33:00 <Serenity> im allergic to grass
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just curious
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no simba i was rolling in it
33:00 <Serenity> hows that for unlucky
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> had a photo session with the little sister
33:00 <simba> oh i shouldve known
34:00 <simba> r u guys going 2 be on the cover of Sister2Sister
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> awt ty babe
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks :)
34:00 <simba> 4:1)
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no simba
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so wench
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> my sister is gorgeous.
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but young
34:00 <Bastardly_One> answer ze question
34:00 <simba> gawjuz
34:00 <Excessive> it doesn't do much
34:00 <Transmatron> sup simba
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> OH
34:00 <Serenity> 4:14)
34:00 <Excessive> apart from when +m is set
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhh yes Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> are you an idiot?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> me? or Excessive?
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you Dusty
35:00 <simba> oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well I dunno ... some subs aren't into having their tits tied up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I'd ask
35:00 <Transmatron> dusty rhodes
35:00 <Transmatron> the australian dream
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its not like id want to be suspended by em
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but tied, yes.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a sec
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a piss but I have a suspension story gone wrong
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't imagine how the Domme must feel
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh you FINALLY remember a story
36:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> perfect
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hurry the fuck up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is horrible
36:00 <simba> great. gather round. *trunches towards a chair*
37:00 <simba> *sigh* *secretly puts headphones in*
37:00 <simba> hahahaha cant hear u
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> campfire?
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> speaking of, i'd LOVE to go camping
37:00 <simba> the campfire headphase?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
37:00 <Pieter> Gaygaýgaygay
37:00 <Serenity> you bdsm peeps freak me out
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that was quick, did you even shake?
37:00 <simba> cant sleep Pieter?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but the story
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anymore than 3 is playing!
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kgo. story.
38:00 <Pieter> Not with this thing next to m3
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a Domme who was doing suspension with her sub
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a BBW women
38:00 <Bastardly_One> woman even
38:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the sub was
38:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mhmm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd done it a billion times before
38:00 <simba> any1 wanna be my bbw princess 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> this time the Domme didn't check the ropes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the sub ended up with a factured skull
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sent to ER
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh fuck
39:00 <Serenity> =/
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how the hell di dthat go wrong?!
39:00 <beehhh> tell me what do you see in your dream?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and in ICU for a couple of days
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the rope broke
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> holy hell.
39:00 <simba> insane clown urine
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and one of the pullies
39:00 <beehhh> who have you been contact with
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i bet she checks everytime now.
39:00 <simba> mirza 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a blog about it ... that's gotta stick with you forever
40:00 <beehhh> simba i got some news for you
40:00 <simba> mirza is a twisted soul
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> find me the blog.
40:00 <beehhh> run for cover bushfire is on your way bro
40:00 <simba> where do you think i live mirza
40:00 <beehhh> in a hut belongs to your parent
41:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sakes
41:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunt
41:00 <simba> mirza mirza mirza
41:00 <beehhh> do you love me simba?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> damn wish I remember where the blog was
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fetlife I think
41:00 <Loud> morning
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Loud, hi Chris
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ignore works ShadowLurker
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> trying to find that is a needle in a haystack
42:00 <beehhh> trust me you can find it out what i just meant about otherside
42:00 <ShadowLurker> ignore is for the weak tho
42:00 <Serenity> nope
42:00 <beehhh> can be connected
42:00 <Serenity> no.
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yay!
42:00 <ShadowLurker> shes a champion
42:00 <simba> that was siiiiiiiick im putting that in notepad
42:00 <megamanga> is that perm ban?
42:00 <megamanga> i hope it is
42:00 <simba> she's still got it!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and she wonders why I've taken a shine to her
42:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 Serenity
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i've tken a shine to her for a VERY different reason
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
43:00 <Serenity> i cant handle one of them let alone 3 of them
43:00 <Serenity> yuck
43:00 <simba> literally saved that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I like a mind
43:00 <simba> wait u forgot Transmatron
43:00 <ShadowLurker> vision this
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it amusing she is seen as a bitch
43:00 <ShadowLurker> 3 of them in a room
43:00 <ShadowLurker> with butchers paper and clag
43:00 <Transmatron> but i havent done anything bad
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll be in cats
43:00 <Transmatron> im normal
43:00 <ShadowLurker> having a merry old time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> with every other banned loser
43:00 <simba> hahahahahahahaahahahahaha hes freaking out
44:00 <Excessive> "the land of the free immortality"
44:00 <simba> but i havent done anything bad
44:00 <Serenity> Im seen as a bitch because I dont suffer fools
44:00 <Serenity> and most of these people are idiots
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I like a good argument
44:00 <ShadowLurker> the IQ in here went up 4000x
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you just dismiss them with the power of the @
44:00 <Serenity> i dont even have to ban people though
44:00 <Serenity> they all bring it up themsevles
44:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
45:00 <Bastardly_One> though I would of taken milk out for 24hrs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that rape shit was bad
45:00 <ShadowLurker> 24 years
45:00 <Serenity> i generally dont ban anyone anymore even for abuse etc. but chris beehhh and student. they fuck the channel flow up. even pieter makes more sense than those three
45:00 <Excessive> would've
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunts and correcting me on would of and would have
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's been doing it all day
46:00 <simba> would of doesnt exist!!!!
46:00 <Serenity> would of isnt ever used ever
46:00 <Serenity> just remember that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> faux started a trend
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and the irony?
46:00 <ShadowLurker> i would have but i didnt see you say it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a writer
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> BADUM TISS
46:00 <Serenity> theres a reason people who write books have editors
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <simba> what have u written
47:00 <ShadowLurker> and proof readers
47:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I write poety and prose ... like my music crap ... it's a hobby ...
47:00 <Serenity> poof readers
47:00 <simba> do u rap?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol poof
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be more annoying that eminem
48:00 <Serenity> i enjoy writing but ive never written more than a short story
48:00 <Serenity> i get great ideas for more but then get bored
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and you do it for yourself right?
48:00 <Serenity> yeah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the same here
48:00 <Serenity> only thing ive had other people read is a blog
48:00 <Bastardly_One> never had plans to make a career out of it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> have always just enjoyed it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> here's tiny one ... the commas are new lines ...
49:00 <megamanga> stardate 2013dixx
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hey i write too \o/
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember being free?, hold that though, grasp it and persue it, then it becomes more ... , ... more than just a memory
49:00 <ShadowLurker> does software count?
50:00 <simba> Moving.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like the tiniest one that wouldn't flood the channel
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and short stories might be your thing Serenity
51:00 <faux> Serenity
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't always have to be novels
51:00 <Serenity> woah
51:00 <faux> omg.
51:00 <faux> excuse ,e
51:00 <Serenity> hi
51:00 <faux> i found an app thats similar to crmina case on phone ok
51:00 <faux> im so excited.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
51:00 <simba> Hahaha.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear fucking Lord
51:00 <faux> i cant sleep so this is like a jackpot
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so excited you can't spell criminal
52:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
52:00 <Serenity> hahaha
52:00 <Serenity> DONT SHOW ME omg
52:00 <faux> shut up should of and would of
52:00 <faux> WH NOT
52:00 <faux> ITS SO GOOD
53:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, do u know how to be free? there's an art to bein invisible :)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> being invisible is easy ... duh ... and I got what ya meant ... we've had chats about that shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna mutter a retort at forks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> now I've got
54:00 <Bastardly_One> SHIT
54:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
54:00 <simba> yeah you... should of....
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I should have
54:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you start
54:00 <Excessive> he's learnin, finally!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna be nice and ask if you wanted to log on and get my 9 grand bounty
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you now buddy!
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hmmmm
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> think im getting tired
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> whats the time?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Monday December 23 2013 01:55am(01:55:29)
55:00 <simba> in what country
55:00 <faux> tiem to get a clcok
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <simba> LOL
55:00 <faux> !!!!!!!!
55:00 <simba> 4:20
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *time to get a clock in English
55:00 <ShadowLurker> so umm
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not in Lebanese
55:00 <faux> lol hes cut
55:00 <simba> time to play the game
55:00 <ShadowLurker> what happened to the boobies
55:00 <faux> lebanee is a nationality not a language
55:00 <faux> please dont start
56:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am laughing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not cut
56:00 <faux> AHUEHUEAHUEHUEHUE
56:00 <Bastardly_One> as if let you know that
56:00 <simba> bringing race into it shows deep anger bubbling 
56:00 <simba> its a fact
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <faux> DAB
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... seriously
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> finally changed the clock on my laptop
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I got over being pissy with forks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago
57:00 <faux> remeber that time you rage quit cos i made you so mad
57:00 <faux> good times
57:00 <faux> great classic hits
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <faux> also speaking of, no more richard mercer :(
57:00 <faux> THe LOve God.
57:00 <faux> Yes.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
57:00 <faux> wot
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Love Songs and Dedications will be over!
57:00 <simba> LSD
57:00 <faux> hes moving stations
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire west of syd will commit suicide
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
57:00 <faux> what hes doing is unknown
57:00 <faux> wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
57:00 <faux> i dedicated a song to amsy
57:00 <Excessive> love songs and medications*
58:00 <faux> and we waited 2 hours
58:00 <faux> and he didnt play it
58:00 <faux> asshole
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ west syd
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there goes the entire west of Syd
58:00 <Serenity> I GOT A DOGGY
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they love that shit
58:00 <faux> YAY BUT
58:00 <faux> DOWNLOAD THE ONE ON YOUR RPHONE
58:00 <simba> Haha. The idea of the West of Sydney. Humorous, ShadowLurker!
58:00 <Serenity> HAHA WHAT IS IT
58:00 <Serenity> -caps
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hi simba how are you
58:00 <faux> ShadowLurker cannot laugh at western syd he dated a girl from here ok
58:00 <faux> its invalid
58:00 <faux> OK HANG LET ME GET THE NAME
58:00 <ShadowLurker> youre invalid
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he can if he knows what I mean
58:00 <faux> AM NOT
58:00 <simba> imagine ShadowLurker on a date
59:00 <faux> um sez
59:00 <Bastardly_One> are you valid at your height?
59:00 <faux> the app just says MYSER
59:00 <ShadowLurker> do you fuck on first dates
59:00 <faux> MYSTERY*
59:00 <faux> crime scene
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I do!
59:00 <faux> tpe in rcriminal case
59:00 <Bastardly_One> only chance I'd get
59:00 <faux> and it should come up as one of the top ones
59:00 <faux> its free
59:00 <faux> phew
59:00 <Serenity> ok
59:00 <ShadowLurker> TPE IN RCIMINAL CASE
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *type in criminal case
59:00 <faux> lool
00:00 <faux> 11,11 11,11      11,11 11,11 11,11 11,11   11,11 11,11    
00:00 <simba> Hahaha.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
00:00 <faux> .
00:00 <simba> Use less control codes next time.
00:00 <faux> OK.
00:00 <ShadowLurker> youre ruining #melbourne ok
00:00 <Serenity> theres so many D:
00:00 <Serenity> wot2do
00:00 <faux> um
00:00 <faux> the icon
00:00 <faux> says 'crime scene'
01:00 <simba> We're up all night to get
01:00 <faux> across it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> is this in apps
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or
01:00 <Bastardly_One> apple?
01:00 <faux> lol/
01:00 <faux> apple, but android should have it
01:00 <ShadowLurker> crapple
01:00 <Serenity> hermm i have one that says crime scene investigation
01:00 <faux> omg
01:00 <faux> let me screen shot 4 u
01:00 <faux> hangg
01:00 <Maurice> I heard Serenity was a mega bitch for banning the insane
02:00 <faux> is there one
02:00 <faux> with a magnifying glass?
02:00 <ShadowLurker> totally Maurice
02:00 <faux> and acrss it heres a yellow strip
02:00 <faux> that says crime scene
02:00 <Maurice> I knew it
02:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1476328_10200694346115671_445458994_n.jpg
02:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <faux> its called 
02:00 <faux> Hidden objects:m yhstery
02:00 <faux> mystery
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> g/night guys
02:00 <faux> LOLL i cant type cos my laptop is sideways
02:00 <faux> fffffff
03:00 <faux> night MOM
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> g'night*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Criminal Clues it's called
03:00 <simba> NighT
03:00 <Bastardly_One> night MoM <3
03:00 <faux> N.
03:00 <faux> o.
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <3
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i know what its called
03:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
03:00 <ShadowLurker> GET YA TITS OUT
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it is with that exact icon
03:00 <Bastardly_One> by Little Games
04:00 <Serenity> baww i dont think we have it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the exact icon as you described it
04:00 <Serenity> night MistressOfMayhem
04:00 <Bastardly_One> should be
04:00 <Bastardly_One> top choice
04:00 <Serenity> i have
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the one you said is 6 on android
04:00 <Serenity> criminal clues hidden objects
04:00 <Serenity> with that thing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> same
05:00 <Bastardly_One> on droid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it has to be the one she means
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and why do I care?
08:00 <Marttin> 16:07 Student goes all crying <-- are you happy with what you've done?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> very
08:00 <Serenity> yes
08:00 <ShadowLurker> it's great
09:00 <Excessive> it's prolly him .......... ie: check the timestamp
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was like her Christmas present to us
10:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1538726_10202756304091342_1535579000_n.jpg
10:00 <Marttin> I am 7,1 The LION  Excessive
10:00 <simba> lol at Marttin
10:00 <Marttin> yia sou simba
11:00 <simba> yia
11:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1479499_641119492593748_1504670717_n.jpg
11:00 <faux> lol.
12:00 <Serenity> thats so me
12:00 <Excessive> I donno any "The LION"
12:00 <Serenity> in my mumu
13:00 <Bastardly_One> do you find this homophobic or a fair point?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what is hilarious is the term LGBT community. lol because all gay lesbian bisexual and transgender people think alike right... :roll:
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to start talking on behalf of all left handed people. sounds as stupid as it is.
13:00 <Marttin> well you DO now
13:00 <Serenity> i dont find it homophobic or a fair point
13:00 <Serenity> i find it ignorant and completely stupid
14:00 <simba> gay subject
15:00 <Serenity> lol i keep getting emails from 'blizzard entertainment' about my WoW account.
15:00 <Serenity> I dont have a WoW account
15:00 <Serenity> .
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what about this statement if you think that was stupid
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this one sounds great ... until you get to the because bit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Paul Joseph Watson
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have respect for the minority of atheists whose position is based on genuine principles. Because let's face it, a huge number of atheists only adopt those beliefs so they can justify their debauched and meaningless lifestyles.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> does the wanker realise how that comes across? sounding like a nice little Christian with the debauched bit
16:00 <Excessive> that could make sense to some preacher
17:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382899_619560338082997_1982935854_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I really wish they would grow maggie up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so she becomes a bit of a Meg
18:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1482768_10202828047087233_1000348155_n.jpg
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going to be trapped on an island for the rest of your natural life, alone. you have electricity by some stroke of luck. what DVD, CD and book would you take with you?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the book one is the easiest for me
21:00 <Excessive> better take the comp too or some form to play or DVD/CD
21:00 <Excessive> or = ur
22:00 <simba> answer to all 3 : kamasutra
22:00 <Bastardly_One> clever thinking simba
23:00 <faux> dvd: mean girls
23:00 <simba>  become the best masturbator ever
23:00 <faux> cd: rhcp ilve in hyde park
23:00 <faux> live*
23:00 <faux> book: the last lecture - randy pausch
23:00 <Bastardly_One> book for me would be the collection of Oscar Wilde's works
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the dvd and cd are too hard
24:00 <faux> you cant take a collection
24:00 <faux> one book!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it is one book
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just a fucking big one
24:00 <faux> lol.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
25:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the complete works of Sherlock Holmes stories
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the works of Oscar Wilde I think
26:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... all three are really hard to narrow down to one choice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, speaking of good movies
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you kids seen Smoke?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> with Harvey Kietel?
27:00 <Excessive> nah
27:00 <Excessive> fck up old man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good dialogue movie
27:00 <Excessive> :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> should torrent that bitch
27:00 <Bastardly_One> really good movie
27:00 <faux> hehe  https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/27915_590268811012150_263177843_n.jpg
27:00 <Excessive> I haven't bothered watchin movies for ..............
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gone from inner city "cool"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to hipster wankbags
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to me I said
27:00 <Calin> haha perhaps :)
27:00 <Transmatron> mew that poor girl has obviously got autism
27:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1497459_10200642241573090_282929259_n.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gone from inner city "cool"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to hipster wankbags
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to me I said
27:00 <Calin> haha perhaps :)
27:00 <Transmatron> mew that poor girl has obviously got autism
27:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1497459_10200642241573090_282929259_n.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> do you read Excessive?
28:00 <Excessive> I donno, mabbe over 6 months
28:00 <Excessive> only shit on line
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
28:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
28:00 <Mew> i dont think you can diagnose autism from a few facebook statuses
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to rag someone out in mal
28:00 <Mew> not those ones anyone
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *mail
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My pen needs a pad because my words are on the rag
28:00 <Transmatron> can u diagnose retardation from a few facebook statuses?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
28:00 <Mew> i dont think you can diagnose autism from a few facebook statuses
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to rag someone out in mal
28:00 <Mew> not those ones anyone
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *mail
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My pen needs a pad because my words are on the rag
28:00 <Transmatron> can u diagnose retardation from a few facebook statuses?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets you feeling creative then?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like other music or what?
29:00 <Transmatron> if so, then you can also diagnose autism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we can do it with one post of your's in here Transmatron
29:00 <mattyd> yes, and u rate very highly on the spectrum
29:00 <Transmatron> i watch house so i know about austism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
29:00 <Transmatron> if so, then you can also diagnose autism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we can do it with one post of your's in here Transmatron
29:00 <mattyd> yes, and u rate very highly on the spectrum
29:00 <Transmatron> i watch house so i know about austism
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
30:00 <Excessive> but, yeah, authors, musicians, the show business and artists all have some gd stuff to say/show 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> never have asked and for some reason it crossed my mind
31:00 <Bastardly_One> today is gonna suck arse
31:00 <Excessive> creative ........ I like fckin around with shit ....... comps, sound gear, watever I stumble across that I'd be into fckin with it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a mission and a half
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I mean you play music
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or you wouldn't have the odd gig
32:00 <Digerati> kids are finally asleep
32:00 <Excessive> yeah I play
32:00 <Digerati> xmas is crazy
32:00 <Digerati> drives kids crazy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you drive us crazy
32:00 <Digerati> you been on for house yapping like a bitch
33:00 <Digerati> hours
33:00 <Digerati> i dd housework :)
33:00 <Digerati> i am a mom
33:00 <Digerati> and a dad
33:00 <Digerati> wanna see my tits ?
33:00 <Digerati> biatch
34:00 <Digerati> anyway... how you been ? :)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> read this
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://creestalbreeze.tumblr.com/post/29586702897/a-young-woman-was-restrained-force-fed-and
34:00 <Digerati> i had some nicorettes and a few fags and a coffee
34:00 <Digerati> feel high as a kite now :)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a rather extreme protest
34:00 <Excessive> 0.15960185 BTC
35:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, SHE LOOKS HAWT !
36:00 <Digerati> why could they not use some ugly bitch ?
36:00 <Digerati> it is media bullshit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT! Canada has legalised street hookers
36:00 <Digerati> nice
36:00 <Digerati> how much ?
36:00 <megamanga> can we run them over now?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> only in canada mega
37:00 <megamanga> :(
37:00 <megamanga> gumballrally with a hooker count?
37:00 <megamanga> letsdoit
37:00 <Digerati> i could get a thai pro for 5 bucks for a hour in bangkok last year
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I'd love to go to canada again
37:00 <Digerati> thailand is the best
37:00 <Digerati> fuck canada man
37:00 <megamanga> how much would it cost to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher over there Digerati ?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I happened to of really enjoyed Canada
38:00 <Digerati> priceless
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I happened to *have
38:00 <Bastardly_One> before faux or Excessive correct me
39:00 <Digerati> the hooker industry in thailand is flourishing
39:00 <Digerati> sex worker capital of the world
40:00 <Digerati> they should put them on the stock exchange
40:00 <Digerati> i would have a gamble
40:00 <Digerati> people love to screw
40:00 <Digerati> so fuck em
40:00 <Digerati> may as well make some money from it
41:00 <Digerati> invest in sex
41:00 <Bastardly_One> on a geek topic
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this list is pretty accurate
41:00 <Digerati> thailand number one fuck capital of the world
41:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot think of one I disagree with ... http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/star-wars-characters-who-deserve-their-own-spin-off-movie
44:00 <Digerati> lol
44:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, do you have any other hobbies besides computers ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I do
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a part time serial killer
53:00 <BlackDevil> you make a lot of people horny Bastardly_One
53:00 <BlackDevil> what a curse
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you could say that eh?
58:00 <BlackDevil> Digerati is wet because of you
02:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:loves the D
43:00 <shadsam> .
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ..
00:00 <Loud> hi
19:00 <Loud> zzzz
29:00 <shatter> capacitor
31:00 <Loud> flux?
32:00 <Loud> dental floss
41:00 <Loud> beehhh
41:00 <Loud> lol
51:00 <beehhh> kurt russel in a hot pursuit at perth
54:00 <Q{> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9e_1387706343
54:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Filipino Traffic Control (Date: Dec-22-2013, 7 hours ago) - Views: 712 - Played: 394
54:00 <shatter> THE BLOWN CAPACITOR
55:00 <shatter> BLOW THE CAPACITOR YA SLOOT
59:00 <beehhh> sleeping is better
59:00 <beehhh> go to bed you demon soul
59:00 <beehhh> souls
59:00 <this> i cant sleep
59:00 <this> i had 4 coffees
59:00 <beehhh> glue ur eyes
00:00 <beehhh> i had 40 cups of tea
00:00 <beehhh> green tea
02:00 <beehhh> 4 billion dollar estimated to be spent on this x-mas
03:00 <beehhh> where the money comes from
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/boy-5-missing-at-sydney-beach/story-e6frg6nf-1226788424135
07:00 <this> thats no good
15:00 <beehhh> yeah lot of bad news before xmas
17:00 <Q{> http://media.theage.com.au/system/ipad/living-in-a-bangkok-slum-5025305.html
31:00 <Digerati> wtf else is new
32:00 <Digerati> shit always happening during xmas
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
36:00 <Digerati> hey man
36:00 <Digerati> i can't fucking sleep now
37:00 <Digerati> windows ultimate has gpedit.msc at least
38:00 <Digerati> home don't
38:00 <Digerati> you can disable internet communications on ultimate
38:00 <Digerati> so that windows dont communicate with the net 
38:00 <Digerati> and it is all manual
39:00 <Digerati> you will still connect to the net when you open apps that require net
39:00 <Digerati> and they will connect to the net
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> who are you talking to?
39:00 <Digerati> you
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> why
39:00 <Digerati> how are ya
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont give a shit
39:00 <Digerati> ok
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> why would i care about your computer?
40:00 <Digerati> who said anything about my computer ?
40:00 <Digerati> talking about your'es :) 
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> well operating syustems\
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont even remember what os i have
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> but it works
41:00 <Digerati> yeah
41:00 <Digerati> zzzzZZzzzZZzzzzz
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> windows 98 was the best anyway
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have to go to work soon
42:00 <Digerati> Windows ME
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i didn't mind xp
42:00 <Digerati> unstable is better
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i use to love msdos
43:00 <Digerati> i logged onto optus through ppp into their shell, legal access
44:00 <Digerati> in 1995
44:00 <Digerati> when windows sucked
44:00 <Digerati> totally
44:00 <Digerati> and it still does
45:00 <Digerati> nothing new
45:00 <Digerati> just a new gui
45:00 <Digerati> all else is the same shit
45:00 <Digerati> programmed in c
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha was just looking at how much i should selll my xbox 360
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> and some cunts are selling them for $300 for  4GIG AND 3 GAMES
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have 320gig and 22 games
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> and thats gta5 bf4 and all that
47:00 <Digerati> yeah wow
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> plus all the xbox live free games
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> ugh alarm is about to go off
32:00 <Loof> Die pietard junky idiot liar
35:00 <shadsam> lol
57:00 <shadsam> hey loof
07:00 <Loof> Hey shads
35:00 <wolfy> :)
38:00 <shadsam> hey wolf
38:00 <shadsam> gotta go pay for my ebay items
39:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2EamaNFzuU
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STEELY DAN - Do It Again (Jun 22, 2012) 5:53 - Category: Music - 7,506 views - 65 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5dBNRowAPc
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE SKYHOOKS,HORROR MOVIE (May 22, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 540 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
49:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlTGOpjRDjs
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steely Dan - Hey Nineteen (Aug 25, 2011) 5:10 - Category: Music - 37,363 views - 234 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
53:00 <Pieter> Stop the gay links    !!!!!!!
54:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A0wGO3c2T8
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steely Dan-Deacon Blues with Lyrics (May 23, 2009) 7:35 - Category: Music - 578,486 views - 2,764 likes (98.7%), 37 dislikes (1.3%)
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
00:00 <milk> I am on another channel with a German hacker telling the NSA to go and eat bananas
00:00 <Pieter> Oh no
00:00 <Pieter> Run
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> righto
01:00 <milk> seems to be something that uncivilized monkies do
02:00 <wolfy> havbe  you got a spare smokpe
02:00 <wolfy> smoke
03:00 <wolfy> cause i gotta go get one
03:00 <wolfy> lol'
04:00 <wolfy> lend us a durrie mate
04:00 <wolfy> LOL
04:00 <wolfy> give us a sip ya goon old cunt
06:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObBD8jLxG84
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rod Stewart - Windy Town (Jan 28, 2013) 5:13 - Category: Music - 1,022 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Is SassyMeMow mew or is mew SassyMeMow ?
07:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <shadsam> up yourz
08:00 <PietSAbabe> It wont fit
08:00 <shadsam> smoko
09:00 <wolfy> smoke a butt
09:00 <shadsam> smoke a roly
09:00 <wolfy> smoke a bum
09:00 <shadsam> ALL ME MATES R TRUCKIES
10:00 <stebie> k
10:00 <wolfy> k
10:00 <shadsam> Morning stebsta
10:00 <shadsam> k
10:00 <stebie> g'day shadsam
10:00 <stebie> kk
10:00 <shadsam> kk
10:00 <shadsam> hoe hoe hoe
10:00 <wolfy> brb
10:00 <wolfy> smoko
10:00 <shadsam> kkkk
11:00 <wolfy> got a pipe 
11:00 <shadsam> yes
11:00 <wolfy> sum bikie fuck
11:00 <shadsam> 2
11:00 <wolfy> gave me this pipe
11:00 <wolfy> lol
11:00 <shadsam> lollll
11:00 <wolfy> he goes "im sgt of arms of the rebels" im like yeah mate yeah
11:00 <wolfy> sik cunt
11:00 <shadsam> lol dude
11:00 <SassyMeMow> k
11:00 <shadsam> i met one to
11:00 <shadsam> rebels
11:00 <shadsam> i joined
12:00 <shadsam> <---rebel
12:00 <shadsam> i had to do the repeat after me
12:00 <shadsam> when i was locked up few months ago
13:00 <shadsam> sic cunt
13:00 <shadsam> lol
14:00 <shadsam> THERES A LIZARD ON MY TABELT
14:00 <shadsam> NO JOKE
14:00 <shadsam> BABY LIZZARD
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> when should i eat my protein powder?
14:00 <stebie> now
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> done
14:00 <shadsam> PTER GET OFF THE NEEDLE MATE
15:00 <shadsam> use a pipe
16:00 <shadsam> i ahve swollen feet
16:00 <shadsam> fuckn meds
18:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm7muPjevik
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - Could you be loved - Lyrics (Jan 28, 2012) 4:28 - Category: Music - 7,708,806 views - 19,950 likes (99.1%), 189 dislikes (0.9%)
21:00 <wolfy> .
21:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UB40 - Red Red Wine (Jun 2, 2009) - Category: Music - 17,634,529 views - 55,994 likes (97.9%), 1,185 dislikes (2.1%)
25:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V8tDbHhC0c
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley-Red Red Wine [HD].mp4 (Apr 5, 2010) 5:21 - Category: Music - 2,476 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm7muPjevik
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - Could you be loved - Lyrics (Jan 28, 2012) 4:28 - Category: Music - 7,709,356 views - 19,950 likes (99.1%), 189 dislikes (0.9%)
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Kisses hus arms in the mirror
33:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVEUfB97MoU
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rolling Stones - Memory Motel (with lyrics) (Jun 28, 2012) 7:11 - Category: Music - 2,593 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <wolfy> hahaha
49:00 <wolfy> look out
50:00 <PietSAbabe> shadsam: its cos your got high blood pressure
51:00 <PietSAbabe> take asprin and hot showr , when ya get out and ya colddd ,ya will gobcack to norml
52:00 <wolfy> ufdgvfd
52:00 <wolfy> gv'/
53:00 <PietSAbabe> oh look
53:00 <wolfy> eat
53:00 <wolfy> sum
53:00 <PietSAbabe> its look and his non stop yap yap yap
53:00 <wolfy> yup 
53:00 <wolfy> yupp
54:00 <PietSAbabe> im gona do tcccim b\gonn do that
54:00 <wolfy> im gonna go do a burgalry
54:00 <PietSAbabe> oopps
54:00 <PietSAbabe> waitiim loof
54:00 <PietSAbabe> tht maeks semse
54:00 <wolfy> steal some alienware laptops
56:00 <PietSAbabe> im using a glaxy note 10.1 with kensington keyboard / cover
56:00 <PietSAbabe> bluetooth
56:00 <wolfy> im usin one of those cheapos
56:00 <wolfy> from hbifi
56:00 <PietSAbabe> its pure awesomeness
56:00 <wolfy> hp
56:00 <wolfy> netbook
56:00 <wolfy> tiny as fuck
57:00 <wolfy> throwin it accross the room lol
57:00 <wolfy> here goes IRC
58:00 <PietSAbabe> violence!
00:00 <wolfy> yes
00:00 <wolfy> Want a restraining order ?
01:00 <shadsam> RAK <---- HAS A COCK HANGING OUT HIS ASSHOLE
02:00 <wolfy> ill breach ya VRO rap to that shit
02:00 <wolfy> send me striahgt to court
02:00 <shadsam> lol
08:00 <wolfy> ?
14:00 <wolfy> KD LANG - If I were You
15:00 <wolfy> KD LANG - If I were You
17:00 <Loof> Ur dead Pietsababe
17:00 <Loof> U will die in agony
18:00 <Loof> Promise
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Youre a clown
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Wtf is with 7th heaven
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Its like a simpsons singing episode
28:00 <wolfy> south park;/
38:00 <milk> well my chat with that German man went well
38:00 <Pickles> no it didn't
39:00 <this> yay red wine
40:00 <this> cause i alcoholic
40:00 <wolfy> im pissed
40:00 <Loof> hi chris :)
40:00 <this> i'm bored
40:00 <this> hi
40:00 <wolfy> hi mandyjane
40:00 <mandyjane> hi
41:00 <wolfy> lol
41:00 <wolfy> loser
41:00 <mandyjane> u are
42:00 <wolfy> PARTAY
42:00 <wolfy> WANNA COME TO MY PARTAY mandyjane
44:00 <mandyjane> nop\
44:00 <wolfy> ;/
44:00 <wolfy> NUP
44:00 <wolfy> NO FUCKN WAY MATE
46:00 <mandyjane> lol
46:00 <mandyjane> hi Wraith 
46:00 <Wraith> hi
46:00 <wolfy> H9I mandyjane
47:00 <wolfy> mandyjane, do you like savage garden ?
47:00 <mandyjane> yeah
47:00 <wolfy> ok
49:00 <mandyjane> whys that
49:00 <wolfy> listening to it now
50:00 <mandyjane> what song?
51:00 <mandyjane> my dad used to sing one of their songs to me
51:00 <mandyjane> ^_^
51:00 <wolfy> umm
51:00 <wolfy> truly madly deeply
51:00 <mandyjane> yeah
51:00 <mandyjane> i like that one
51:00 <mandyjane> but the one i'm thinking of is like jupiter or something
51:00 <wolfy> oe
51:00 <wolfy> let me see
52:00 <wolfy> i got the whole CD
52:00 <mandyjane> naw
52:00 <wolfy> well to the moon & back
52:00 <wolfy> I want you
52:00 <wolfy> min
52:00 <wolfy> minr
52:00 <wolfy> mine
52:00 <wolfy> break me shake me
52:00 <wolfy> lol
52:00 <mandyjane> to the moon and back
53:00 <wolfy> thats what im playing now
53:00 <wolfy> first song on the cd
53:00 <wolfy> to the moon & back
53:00 <wolfy> lol
53:00 <wolfy> she's takin her time...
58:00 <shadsam> RAK <---- HAS A COCK HANGING OUT HIS ASSHOLE
59:00 <Doodle> crikey
59:00 <Doodle> i can't think that that's hygenic
00:00 <Rak> hello to you too shads
01:00 <shadsam> u ban peeple for no reason
02:00 <Rak> if you say so.  i very rarely ban anyone
30:00 <margarin> Hahahahah.
30:00 <Skrotus> morning fibry
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne
50:00 <mandyjane> hello fucker
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello noob
51:00 <mandyjane> whats up
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not alot 
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> paying bills
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> saw a telstra prepaid sim down the shops
55:00 <beehhh> this is so stupid
55:00 <beehhh> you knew i was comming
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT666XwJR2s
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motorcycle Reconstruction - TAC tv road safety commercial (Apr 25, 2012) 1:01 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 579,728 views - 1,504 likes (82.9%), 310 dislikes (17.1%)
59:00 <beehhh> 7th christmas without you
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how old are u beehhh
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning PandasDontDrive :)
59:00 <beehhh> 12
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey mornin bro
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh tell the truth
00:00 <beehhh> officially 38 but mentally 12
00:00 <beehhh> too much cocaine
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive never tryd coke but would like to
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dunno about snorting prob a pipe
01:00 <beehhh> :)
01:00 <beehhh> good idea
01:00 <beehhh> peace pipe
02:00 <margarin> Hahah.
02:00 <margarin> Hmmmmmmmm.
02:00 <margarin> Wow.
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> coke is nice
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> snort it up 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> only laswt like 40 mins but n u want more
02:00 <Pieter> that lil girl who only had 5 days to live
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i hate the idea of snorting something in my nose .. i wont even use nasal spray
02:00 <Pieter> her only wish was to listen to xmas carols
03:00 <beehhh> injecting is better than snorting
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
03:00 <beehhh> smoking damages lung
03:00 <Pieter> so 8000 people rocked up to her house and sung xms carols and she saw it through her bedroom window
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning Pieter :)
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> injecting is better
03:00 <beehhh> yup
03:00 <AngrymanXL> back in my day there would be christmas cartoons on at this hour
03:00 <Pieter> that woulda been an awesome sight to see
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets bang a few caps of harry
03:00 <beehhh> i used to be on 100's
03:00 <AngrymanXL> now they have some  yugioh shiht and that shitty extra tv show.
03:00 <beehhh> needle exchange shop
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> weee oooo washing to hang up n cbf
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mopped the foor so i couldnt go hang up washing yet ;)
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u know u can get a box of needles for free from the neddle and exchange and sell them online
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to drug users
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
04:00 <Pieter> haha  WiLd_TuRkeY
04:00 <beehhh> 100 in a box from footscray round abouts
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya gotta be responsible and sell the shit to the little kids legit
05:00 <milk> thats reasonable
05:00 <milk> the whole point of the needle exchange is to keep it clean
05:00 <beehhh> I used to be hardcore
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> exactly milk
05:00 <beehhh> hammer ice n coke everyday
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same as safe injecting rooms
06:00 <milk> if you cbf getting to an exchange then you have a problem
06:00 <beehhh> had a speedball blast
06:00 <beehhh> all at once
06:00 <milk> vetted people selling online is just an outreach I guess
06:00 <milk> you do know what krokodil is?
07:00 <beehhh> all things considered
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive heard of it
07:00 <milk> then I dont need to say that the needle exchange is a priveledge
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> team cockmatch
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol milk
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> let
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's start our online needle exchange program
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5 bucks a fit
08:00 <milk> you people cant remember yesterday
08:00 <beehhh> a thin trade rivalled
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> we'll call it Milk and Sons
08:00 <milk> the catholics got that needle exchange through
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill get the fits from the exchange and you sell them online
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or a drug website with information about the drugs and harm minization
09:00 <beehhh> they do handout good quality water for a mix
10:00 <milk> well, capitalist democracy and every in it for #1 and everything, but anyone who can remember what happened this day last week has a huge advantage
11:00 <beehhh> this guy i knew of used to inject vals and antidepressent
11:00 <beehhh> wont do it again
12:00 <milk> emo part
12:00 <milk> yeah I'll just wave the magic wand and cure the addiction
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> back
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> withinformation on how to hide ur traintracks
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> n how to convince police ur sober when ur high off ur guts on cocaine
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> "First, buy gun, secondly, pull gun on cop, shoot cop in head, cop is convinced now."
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> bullets cure everything. milk
19:00 <milk> cops have a great time in silly season
19:00 <milk> nah, serious, you get to punch fuck out of drunk people
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck the cops *spits 3 times* 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <milk> NWA was the biggest influence on police recruitment in the 90s
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Youtube offers live streaming to verified accounts
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now u can host a live event on youtube
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bob is building a army agisnt google
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn due murdered n these two cunts since 2005 using his card to get centerlink
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> murderous cunts
33:00 <beehhh> canada is calling here we come
34:00 <beehhh> `seen misery
34:00 <prowl> beehhh, misery? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember misery.
34:00 <beehhh> i do
34:00 <beehhh> he from toronto
35:00 <beehhh> prowl: you only got robot brain?
35:00 <beehhh> goodbye
35:00 <British^Meat> joy
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm pizza
36:00 <British^Meat> hah
36:00 <British^Meat> u tubby bastard
36:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive u slaphead, send me your addy again
36:00 <British^Meat> so i can send you some pizzas
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ay Mew xx
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
06:00 <Mew> ay wt
17:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive what did u get your son for xmas?
17:00 <British^Meat> apart from the ps4 i mean
18:00 <faux> why are you baiting
18:00 <faux> sif set him off
18:00 <faux> then it'll just be huhu fkn huhu fkn
18:00 <faux> rinse n repeat
18:00 <British^Meat> fkn oi aye huh uh
18:00 <British^Meat> oh, i just wnted to make sure he has an extra special xmas
18:00 <British^Meat> im going to literally go out of my way
18:00 <British^Meat> to make sure he has lots of xmas cheer
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> oi bruv
19:00 <faux> fkn
19:00 <faux> huhu
19:00 <British^Meat> fkn oi
19:00 <British^Meat> this movie is soooooooooooooo good
19:00 <faux> ill get link
19:00 <faux> gimme sec
19:00 <faux> oi
19:00 <British^Meat> fkn i get link
19:00 <faux> cig time
19:00 <British^Meat> fkn gimme sec cig time
19:00 <British^Meat> fkn vodka and vals hey
19:00 <British^Meat> but i dont pill pop
19:00 <TheRon> i'm watching a doco on aushwitz
20:00 <faux> lollll
20:00 <faux> lol aushwitz
20:00 <TheRon> it's very cheery
23:00 <simba> huhu
24:00 <TheRon> is huhu what i think it is??
27:00 <simba> no
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> bright out
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally dont need air con on
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup TheRon
28:00 <British^Meat> i always think it says hue hue hue
28:00 <TheRon> great isnt it
28:00 <British^Meat> which makes him sound even more dumb
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
28:00 <TheRon> i thought huhu was some kind of cat
29:00 <British^Meat> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <simba> fkn
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
32:00 <TheRon> fkn?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fkn
33:00 <Bastardly_One> does this city ever stop raining?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lool
33:00 <TheRon> yes!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go to beaufort today
33:00 <TheRon> bus?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah :(
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 2:50
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep thinking I have to rush to get to the station
35:00 <Bastardly_One> then realise how close I am
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
35:00 <TheRon> 10 mins
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
35:00 <TheRon> whats in beaufort?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my dealer
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <TheRon> need to find someone more local
36:00 <g^style> about to take the flutterbye fairy on her maiden voyage
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh man
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to give up
37:00 <TheRon> ballarat is not short on dealers
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and finding someone local ... would mean knowing people
38:00 <TheRon> damn
38:00 <Mew> fkn
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fkn!
39:00 <TheRon> fkn shit
39:00 <faux> DEAR ZOOPER DOOPERS
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so J
39:00 <faux> PLS HURRY UP N FREEZE TY
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hows the model?
39:00 <faux> i dont get why theyre not frozen at the supermarket
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Dear Ballarat
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stop raining!
39:00 <faux> oh shut up
39:00 <faux> rain is better than 36 degs
39:00 <TheRon> sunshine in sebas
39:00 <faux> i cant wait for tomorro
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Dear Stores, where the fuck do I find an OVEN TRAY!
40:00 <faux> 23 and raining
40:00 <faux> iogaoigjsf :D:D::D
40:00 <TheRon> big w
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I can find everything but oven trays
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they've cookie trays
40:00 <TheRon> le kitchen?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a few cms on them though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> where's that?
40:00 <TheRon> sturt sr near target
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never had to get kitchenware for fuck knows
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> might have time when I get back if it opens until 5:30
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bus gets back just before 5
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> good yea out looking at a houose down beahc
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> beach*
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz im on cod man :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I should put on loud music before I go
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know my housemate didn't come home until about 9am this morn
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've decided I have issues with him
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> might have time when I get back if it opens until 5:30
43:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> bus gets back just before 5
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
43:00 <Transmatron> Margaret Thatcher quote: "A man who, beyond the age of 30, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure."
43:00 <Transmatron> lol.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
44:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
44:00 <simba> Margaret Thatcher was a fucking witch and quoting her means nothing
44:00 <simba> she was a terrible person
44:00 <simba> and you're a fucking faggot
44:00 <simba> "ownt"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut that I can't even drive
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention don't own a car
44:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol decided u have ehe
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like
44:00 <faux> Abraham Lincoln: lol @ Transmatron trying so hard
44:00 <simba> lmao @ quoting margaret thatcher the witch
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk owning a car man
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck thatcher
45:00 <simba> u have a car tho right panda
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was a fkn bitch
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
45:00 <TheRon> transmatron, you really think that??
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I only have My Ls
45:00 <simba> "fuck owning a car" 
45:00 <simba> *owns a car*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and never had one lesson yet
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> was talking to him
45:00 <Doodle> wut
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> get off my back
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> idiot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard rob
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> context man
45:00 <simba> just clarifying
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> well dont bother next time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna teach me? *lol*
46:00 <Doodle> sif not drive
46:00 <simba> the context was fine lol
46:00 <Doodle> how the fuck else do you get around this hithole, the public transport is non existant
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> trolling more like it
46:00 <Doodle> *shithole
46:00 <faux> omg simba
46:00 <simba> how is asking you if your have a car trolling? lmao
46:00 <simba> fucking paranoid
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk or take the bus
46:00 <TheRon> ususally quicker to walk in ballarat
46:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=292595740865172&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
46:00 <faux> !!!!!!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> its not
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know i do
46:00 <Doodle> so you're always late?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> so y bother
46:00 <faux> watch immediately.
46:00 <Doodle> or heaps early?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> not paranoid idiot
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur just trolling
46:00 <simba> no i dont
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... heaps early
46:00 <Doodle> fkn pt in this town is ridiculous
47:00 <simba> i know you dont own a car i was just making fun of you lying to British^Meat about owning one
47:00 <British^Meat> fkn wish PandasDontDrive would fuck off aye huhu
47:00 <British^Meat> its xmas!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I do the regular beaufort run?
47:00 <Doodle> i dont own a car
47:00 <simba> faux :) lol
47:00 <Doodle> the bank owns most of it
47:00 <British^Meat> yer
47:00 <faux> :
47:00 <faux> D
47:00 <British^Meat> he told me he had a black.....
47:00 <British^Meat> ummm
47:00 <British^Meat> soarer
47:00 <faux> i haent had a car in about 2 yearss
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to do one today right? ... automatically assumed I had to run for the sebas bus
47:00 <faux> petrol saving ftw
47:00 <British^Meat> a black soarer
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> is that a toyota?
47:00 <simba> i gave him the chance to make up for that lie but he lied to me
47:00 <Doodle> i'd die without a car
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a petrol bike
47:00 <faux> i was like that oo Doodle
47:00 <faux> too*
47:00 <TheRon> if you drove you'd be in beaufort in 20 mins
47:00 <Doodle> who has a soarer
47:00 <Bastardly_One> needs maintence though
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
47:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive has a soarer
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, come pick me up
48:00 <Doodle> orly
48:00 <TheRon> use the back road, cops don't use that one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you a gram
48:00 <British^Meat> a black one
48:00 <Doodle> uzz or 1jz?
48:00 <British^Meat> nfi, ask him
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dont know much simba
48:00 <British^Meat> i'll ask him for you
48:00 <Doodle> PandasDontDrive
48:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive....
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is chat
48:00 <simba> clouds of cum
48:00 <Doodle> is it a 6 or an 8
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur an idiot dude
48:00 <British^Meat> is your soarer a uzz or a 1jz?
48:00 <faux> teaspoon cum
48:00 <Sevi> Yeah someone call past my place and pick me up too.. can make a rd trip out of it!!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> busy bbs
48:00 <Doodle> :/
48:00 <British^Meat> is it a 6 or an 8  PandasDontDrive, youre soarer in talking about
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> 6
48:00 <British^Meat> the black one
48:00 <simba> baahaahahahahahahahaah
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> cyl 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Sevi, are you still moving to Melb or not?
48:00 <Doodle> is it turbo?
49:00 <faux> is it at your mums 2
49:00 <TheRon> whats  a 9 again?
49:00 <Sevi> I'll bring choc fudge, choc caramel cupcakes and cherry ripe balls
49:00 <British^Meat> how come u have a car but no licence?
49:00 <Transmatron> happy holidays everyone! cant wait till new years, and i hope everyone gets what they wanted for their happy holiday presents :0
49:00 <Transmatron> :)
49:00 <faux> i bet the car is at his mums
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting nothing :(
49:00 <faux> for 'entertainment'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask what everyone was doing on Wed
49:00 <TheRon> i want a hooker for xmas
49:00 <Doodle> working
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a Ballarat hooker
49:00 <faux> im doing nothing
49:00 <faux> ftw
50:00 <Bastardly_One> dude ... My folks know of one ...
50:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One ive just treated myself to some new wwe action figures :P
50:00 <simba> i have dinners 2 go to tonight, tomorrow night and christmas but i dont wanna
50:00 <TheRon> bit more up market
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the phone service hookers
50:00 <Doodle> just got next weeks roster, working nye and new years day too
50:00 <Doodle> win
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking scary
50:00 <faux> hooray
50:00 <faux> i wish i was working
50:00 <faux> wah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good
50:00 <Doodle> come work with me
50:00 <Transmatron> might treat myself to some escorts as well
50:00 <Doodle> theyres jobs going
50:00 <Transmatron> havent had a session in a while
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I can whine with forks
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if she's doing nothing
50:00 <Transmatron> i need some sexytime lol
50:00 <faux> if you whine ill fucking cut you
50:00 <TheRon> hookers have got to eat
50:00 <PietSAbabe> I wish i wish i wish instead of i do i do i do
50:00 <PietSAbabe> :
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I whine all the time what are you talking about? :P
51:00 <Sevi> faux:  cut him anyways
51:00 <British^Meat> fkn umm huhu
51:00 <Bastardly_One> FKN!
51:00 <faux> fuck off pieter you greasy hideous ecse for a human being fucking faggot cunt
51:00 <faux> excue*
51:00 <faux> se.
51:00 <simba> agreed
51:00 <faux> ok
51:00 <faux> ecse
51:00 <TheRon> i was so pissed sat night, was singing chisel numbers
51:00 <Bastardly_One> PietSAbabe and my housemate would get along
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Whats that? Youre sooking again
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they can both nod off and tell each other stories for hours
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Bastardly_One: whys that 
52:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <faux> bathmouth crew
52:00 <faux> uh
52:00 <faux> meth*
52:00 <faux> wtf
52:00 <faux> i so fried
52:00 <Doodle> BATHMOUTH
52:00 <PietSAbabe> You live 3 streets away , how about stop talking poop n meet me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> He's a morph addict Piet ... and serious reminds me of you when you're about 50
52:00 <Transmatron> i hate meth mums
52:00 <Bastardly_One> even looks similar
52:00 <Transmatron> u see them alot in salisbury in adelaide
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya know whats funny
52:00 <Transmatron> they are like in thier 30s
52:00 <Doodle> who lives 3 streets away
52:00 <Transmatron> but look like they are in their 50s
53:00 <PietSAbabe> All the people who go to raves n shit who pop pills n stuff
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Compared to you bunch
53:00 <Transmatron> due to really shitty wrinkly skin
53:00 <TheRon> i just drink
53:00 <faux> i wish loof would actually get off his ass and bash pieters skull in
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh , you've got it all sorted :)
53:00 <Doodle> huehuehuehueuueheuheuhehue
53:00 <simba> nobody goes to raves and pops pills anymore 
53:00 <simba> raves suck and pills suck so
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Nobody
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I could
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I live 3 streets from him
53:00 <Transmatron> simba 1980s called
53:00 <Doodle> i went to a rave once, when i was 16
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh
53:00 <simba> pills r horrifying these days
53:00 <Transmatron> of course no one does that shit nemore
53:00 <PietSAbabe> What planet do you live on
53:00 <faux> GREATNESS IS BACK !
53:00 <Doodle> loool
53:00 <faux> ;P~~~~~~~~~~~
53:00 <faux> Im great!!!!!!1
54:00 <faux> gimem attn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I love saying I live on Easey St
54:00 <Transmatron> i live on planet funk
54:00 <faux> *insert rubbish here*
54:00 <Transmatron> funk is all around
54:00 <Transmatron> funkasaurus
54:00 <faux> talkingt omahselfff
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Im fat and depressed
54:00 <PietSAbabe> *insert insult here *
54:00 <faux> cos no one will gimme atttn
54:00 <simba> funkadelica
54:00 <faux> :'(((((((((((((((((((((
54:00 <Transmatron> at least your not old and bald
54:00 <faux> brb cash converters
54:00 <Transmatron> that would suck sooo bad
54:00 <faux> *continues talking*
54:00 <Transmatron> being old and bald
54:00 <faux> bbl !
54:00 <faux> Im great! bbl
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Transmatron is trying to troll me
55:00 <Transmatron> oh whoops no offence Bastardly_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute
55:00 <Transmatron> i forgot
55:00 <Bastardly_One> get some legs
55:00 <Transmatron> it wasnt intentional
55:00 <PietSAbabe> I love how the ones who insult think they're funny
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and stfu
55:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One: I see you have a lover ;)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> which one Sevi?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari gets hard for me too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron?
55:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One has your nose ring hole sealed?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's a jilted ex
55:00 <Sevi> Uh huh 
55:00 <faux> Doodle irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996686_618015421567532_204318951_n.jpg
55:00 <faux> :D
55:00 <simba> you mean atari pisses you off
55:00 <PietSAbabe> I dont want your money honey i want your luuuurve
55:00 <simba> even tho ur the same
55:00 <Sevi> Lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> FAUX WHY DO YOU HATE ME!
55:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
56:00 <Doodle> FKN COUCH
56:00 <faux> lolll
56:00 <Doodle> I KILL YOU
56:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, he was going on until 4am at me dude
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Bastardly_One: she  holds no merit , i wouldnt worry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point BlackDevil even made comment on it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... that Atari guy is worse than beehhhh
57:00 <simba> i think u  r lying
57:00 <simba> i dont see him talking between 2 and 4
57:00 <Bastardly_One> AND Pandas on a roll
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> me what?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was it earlier then?
57:00 <TheRon> i like pandas
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like u too
57:00 <simba> u guys are exactly the same i dont know why you hate him so much
57:00 <PietSAbabe> OMG OMG OMG
57:00 <PietSAbabe> MORO
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... maybe that's it simba
57:00 <TheRon> oh sorry, i meant the bear :)
57:00 <Serenity> who are we hating today
57:00 <Doodle> me
58:00 <Doodle> h8 me
58:00 <PietSAbabe> I got MORO in this box
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't tell lies though do I?
58:00 <Serenity> I H8 U ROWBERT
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> h8 uuu, h8 uuuu my doodle
58:00 <Doodle> :o
58:00 <simba> i dont know
58:00 <Doodle> YOU BITCH
58:00 <simba> plus how can you say hes lying
58:00 <simba> maybe yall lying
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate you all that much I'm rage quiting shortly
58:00 <johninja> hey dudes
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Cmon people\
58:00 <TheRon> it's irc, we all lie
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Its MORO!!!
58:00 <simba> every1 lies
58:00 <johninja> its christmas time
58:00 <johninja> everyone chill
58:00 <PietSAbabe> I love xmas
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I'm not Christian?
58:00 <simba> i have moro too
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> most of what people say in a day are lies in some form
59:00 <simba> im u 
59:00 <Transmatron> happy holidays*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to chill
59:00 <Serenity> MORO IS YUM
59:00 <Serenity> woah
59:00 <johninja> wow
59:00 <Serenity> didnt mean to yell..
59:00 <PietSAbabe> ^5 simba
59:00 <Transmatron> please dont say christmas, im neither catholic or christian, the term christmas offends me
59:00 <TheRon> i like turkish delight
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Its the yummiest chocolate
59:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <Serenity> no one cares jkl
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's CHRISTMAS
59:00 <simba> yuck turkish delight r for satanists
59:00 <PietSAbabe> I like turkish delight but moro is nicer
59:00 <TheRon> and that chocolate stuff
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so merry christmas
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Its the taste of the chocolate
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this happy holidays shit fucks me off
59:00 <Sevi> I don't like turkish delight
00:00 <johninja> i don't see how it could be offensive
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate turkish delight
00:00 <Transmatron> its being political correct
00:00 <johninja> i don't get offended when muslims have ramadan
00:00 <TheRon> turkish chicks can be hot
00:00 <johninja> and yeh fuck turkish delight too
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Moro used for kinder surpridse would be the ultimate
00:00 <British^Meat> moro is shit, stop being shit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be like when I lived in JewTown being offended at their festivities
00:00 <Sevi> I have cherry ripe balls here 
00:00 <Transmatron> soeaking of chocolate
00:00 <Doodle> you should see a dr
00:00 <Transmatron> speaking
00:00 <TheRon> jewtown??
00:00 <Bastardly_One> which included cars with hebrew songs going full boar up and down the stree
00:00 <TheRon> ararat?
01:00 <Transmatron> those cadbury eggs with those white filling
01:00 <British^Meat> moro in boxes of favourites are like the coffee biscuits in a packet on arnots favourites
01:00 <johninja> chocolate salty ballsss
01:00 <simba> getting offended is for ppl with nothing better 2 do am i rite
01:00 <Sevi> Caramel filled cupcakes with whipped choc ganache
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah JewTown ... East St Kilda
01:00 <Transmatron> are too sweet 
01:00 <British^Meat> huhu i only weigh 73.10 kgs
01:00 <simba> huhu
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
01:00 <Bastardly_One> only?
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
01:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh today PandasDontDrive huhu fkn
01:00 <johninja> my mate lives in east st kilda Bastardly_One
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt
01:00 <johninja> so many of them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I weigh 58kg
01:00 <simba> fkn bought 2 ps4s on launch huhu
01:00 <Transmatron> simba weighs like 73kgs
01:00 <TheRon> johninja he be pimpin'??
01:00 <Transmatron> and that makes him fat
01:00 <British^Meat> huhu bought a ps4, its at my mums fkn
01:00 <British^Meat> hu
01:00 <Transmatron> cuz hes like 5'1
02:00 <PietSAbabe> 7mmmm favourites
02:00 <johninja> nah he's really poor TheRon
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Cherry wipe\
02:00 <PietSAbabe> \\
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Ripe
02:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <johninja> he rents this house and has no other furniture
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Im poor too\
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like me
02:00 <johninja> his sister lives with him and spends all her cash buying books and shit online
02:00 <johninja> sheesh
02:00 <simba> Transmatron i know you think making up my height will force me to show you a picture of me but im sorry youll have to wait for that masturbation material a little longer
02:00 <British^Meat> huhu i only bought an Xbox coz i went so mental when PSN went down, fkn now i LOVE xbox huhu
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even have fucking kitchenware .... I've been decieved!
02:00 <johninja> wow British^Meat
02:00 <Serenity> why cant you all be nice!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol British^Meat
03:00 <johninja> never thought i would hear it
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity
03:00 <Serenity> eat some turkey and relax
03:00 <TheRon> i try
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what more do you expect
03:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> really?
03:00 <British^Meat> :P
03:00 <Doodle> coming from you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja, he's being pandas
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Serenity> fuck off rob ill slit your eyelids cunt
03:00 <British^Meat> yer
03:00 <Doodle> BE NICE FUCKEN
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Turkey is too dry
03:00 <British^Meat> i was totally being a pandas :)
03:00 <Serenity> why does everyone think im mean :(
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> WOW
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Transmatron> get vanilla ice cream, melt it, mix it with copius amounts of nutella, refreeze, and serve. its fucken awesome :D
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
03:00 <PietSAbabe> It needs cranberry sauce with it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're funny Serenity
03:00 <TheRon> who's having a turducken this xmas??
03:00 <Serenity> PietSAbabe is only dry if its cooked wrong
03:00 <Serenity> my turkey was so moist last year
03:00 <Bastardly_One> unless telling ME off ... then you're mean
04:00 <johninja> mmm moist
04:00 <ShadowLurker> thats what she said
04:00 <Serenity> thats probably why everyone thinks im mean cause i do the mum thing and tell everyone off
04:00 <TheRon> boooya!
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Transmatron> turkey is too american tradition for me
04:00 <PietSAbabe> I always buy it from those take away shops  when they make the rolls infront of ya
04:00 <Serenity> turkey isnt american tradition for christmas you complete nutsack
04:00 <johninja> my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
04:00 <Doodle> looool
04:00 <Transmatron> my christmas bbq consists of shrimps and prawns on the goold ol bbq
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I never tried turkey in my life until last christmas
04:00 <Doodle> bbq ftw
04:00 <johninja> turky is only an american tradition for thanksgiving
04:00 <PietSAbabe> johninja: stop lactating
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no idea what I was missing apparently
04:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
04:00 <Serenity> says turkey is too american
04:00 <Transmatron> oh
05:00 <TheRon> fat bottom girls they make the rockin' world go round
05:00 <Doodle> gobble gobble
05:00 <Serenity> calls prawns shrimp
05:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
05:00 <Transmatron> thats right thanksgiving
05:00 <simba> <Doodle> bbw ftw
05:00 <Ana_Ng> turkey is often cooked for xmas too
05:00 <Doodle> hahaha
05:00 <Doodle> fkoff simba
05:00 <johninja> can't say i like turkey that much anyways
05:00 <Serenity> turkey is an english tradition for christmas
05:00 <Doodle> i like em rough
05:00 <johninja> its like bad chicken
05:00 <Ana_Ng> and turkeys are native to north america
05:00 <Serenity> and baked ham
05:00 <johninja> i mean sure its still good, it tastes like chicken, just not as good as actual chicken
06:00 <Doodle> might wash my car
06:00 <Transmatron> nah i reckon turkey breast more better tasting than chicken breasts
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no way does it taste like chicken
06:00 <Doodle> but the convo here is so exciting
06:00 <simba> lamb is the best 1
06:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm....breasts
06:00 <Doodle> how can i tear myself away
06:00 <johninja> turkey breasts are better to look at
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i would rather eat gay babies
06:00 <Serenity> [11:04am] <PietSAbabe> I always buy it from those take away shops when they make the rolls infront of ya
06:00 <Serenity> thats why your turkey is dry
06:00 <Serenity> theyre gross
06:00 <fawks> bzzzz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a good packet one at Coles
07:00 <johninja> sputnik 1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I couldn't tell ya the brand name off the top of my head
07:00 <Transmatron> ighams?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> turkey that is
07:00 <Serenity> probably ingham
07:00 <johninja> triple smoked ham
07:00 <Serenity> my turkey is defrosting in the fridge
07:00 <Serenity> mmm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to get one last night
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you old fag.
07:00 <Sevi> My dad had a dog named sputnik
07:00 <Bastardly_One> then realised I didn't have a fucking oven tray
07:00 <Doodle> i dont like turkey much
07:00 <Doodle> i'd prefer roast pork
07:00 <Transmatron> <+MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you old fag.
07:00 <johninja> cute Sevi
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hey brat ... I'm off for the arvo in a min
07:00 <Transmatron> rofl
07:00 <Doodle> and crackle
07:00 <Transmatron> i 2nd that 
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im relaxing before training lol
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but hi.
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and...
08:00 <Serenity> what are you trainigng for for
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> YOU'RE LEAVING THE HOUSE?
08:00 <Serenity> does it involve me looking at your boob
08:00 <Serenity> ss
08:00 <johninja> what do you train?
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i box Serenity.
08:00 <Doodle> nice typing sezz
08:00 <johninja> oh
08:00 <TwoMakesAConpsiracy> the IRC SPELLING COMP
08:00 <Serenity> thanks rob. i taught myself.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, cute and boxes
08:00 <Doodle> loool
08:00 <Serenity> and yes yes it does involve staring at boobs
08:00 <Doodle> who's cute
08:00 <johninja> i bubble wrap
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> training tonight is gunna kill after nothing all weekend
09:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose I better get off my arse soon
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill box u MistressOfMayhem
09:00 <Transmatron> and do what Bastardly_One?
09:00 <Serenity> oh right
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bet u kick my arse ;)
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i cant believe you're leaving the house Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what the weather is like? haven't even walked outside yet
09:00 <Transmatron> u gona take up boxing as well?
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> really WiLd_TuRkeY?
09:00 <Doodle> its cold
09:00 <Doodle> 14
09:00 <Doodle> rain
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off MoM *lol*
09:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1477405_609889845715689_1492466914_n.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wanna know if it's wet
09:00 <PietSAbabe> stupid splice icecream
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol NO Bastardly_One
09:00 <ShadowLurker> whats wet
09:00 <Doodle> i think the rain is done for today now tho
09:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon reckons it's sunny over your way
09:00 <ShadowLurker> whos wet
10:00 <ShadowLurker> what
10:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Making me choke like having issues swallowing a load
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ShadowLurker you dirty minded bugger.
10:00 <Doodle> no more rain for the next few days apparently
10:00 <PietSAbabe> This holiday season
10:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
10:00 <PietSAbabe> The police are throwing a party
10:00 <Doodle> otherwise i wouldnt bother washing my car
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> WiLd_TuRkeY. i would kick you ass. & thats without boxing involved. lol
10:00 <johninja> PietSAbabe chokes on dick, pass it on
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they are
10:00 <mandyjane> lol
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Its a banana wih dinga over it
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Not a dick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law joined that party last night apparently
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was informed earlier ... suffer cunt
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh wasnt fun was it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently he got done
11:00 <Bastardly_One> being twice over the limit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> suck shit cunt
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Is here a mame for android
12:00 <PietSAbabe> I want puzzle bobble
12:00 <Doodle> no
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's on droid dude
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had it for years
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh but thats a gay one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> from phone to phone
12:00 <PietSAbabe> I want the arcade one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the legit one
12:00 <PietSAbabe> 30 stages
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Not 100
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so is this dickhead
13:00 <Bastardly_One> even has the old brand name on the title page
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the music as well
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the sounds at the end of the level
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :( i dun wanna go tonight i wanna have a couple drinks :(
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck im loving this note 10.1
13:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww MoM
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Fucking LOVINGit
13:00 <Serenity> mmm drinks
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'd kill for a galianno right now.
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Gangitano
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no.
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh kill it
14:00 <PietSAbabe> KILL IT
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> KILL YOU
15:00 <simba> Serenity has HIM's heartagram tattood on her belly
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ban him for that
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin aye
15:00 <PietSAbabe> 14 hours with eveything enabled on this tablet
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Even voice calls
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i dont mind that symbol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> HIM *shudders*
16:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mPAZkJvd4
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Made 3 hours calls so far and only down to 76%
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Merry Fucking Christmas Mr Garrison Song (Oct 13, 2012) 2:05 - Category: Entertainment - 42,240 views - 164 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nother round, fill 'er up, hammer down, grab a cup BOTTOMS UP
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Mr garrison is miss garrison!
16:00 <Serenity> [11:15am] <+simba> Serenity has HIM's heartagram tattood on her belly
16:00 <Serenity> speaking of that total gayness
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> And Love Said No
16:00 <Serenity> you dont know how close i was to getting that gross thing tattood on me about 8 years ago.
17:00 <Serenity> so glad i didnt
17:00 <simba> ::barfs::
17:00 <simba> if u were that age today....
17:00 <simba> kids dont even think 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Rob
17:00 <simba> oh the things they get on their chests!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> come pick me up
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Whit trash beautiful
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> trailer park queen
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll seriously bribe you with a gram
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> white*
18:00 <Serenity> i had an obsession with bam margera
18:00 <mandyjane> lol
18:00 <Serenity> and he has one so..
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what female didnt Serenity?
18:00 <Serenity> haha exactly
18:00 <Serenity> he was so beautiful\
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> his wife is better
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he toured recently
18:00 <simba> did u like HIM or just bam
18:00 <Serenity> i liked about.. 3 songs
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <simba> bam margera.. whatll he do next?!
18:00 <Serenity> totes a fan yo
19:00 <simba> whatever the fuck he wants
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Know who I miss?
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> every female JUST likes bam
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not HIM
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Pete Steele
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Type O Negative singer
19:00 <simba> EVERY female?!
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> almost
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you ladies must like him
19:00 <Serenity> some how my 19 year old self thought IF I HAVE ONE BAM WILL THINK IM COOL.
19:00 <Serenity> ahem.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he did a playgirl spread as well
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who?
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
20:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
20:00 <Serenity> every female with a working vagina
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
20:00 <johninja> lol playgurl
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I have to go
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone know HIM and not know Type O Negative
20:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting!
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOOOOOOL
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> got the reaction
21:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f-JmVLEkTKc
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The very best of Randy Marsh (Jun 25, 2013) 14:37 - Category: Comedy - 1,943,194 views - 11,514 likes (97.2%), 332 dislikes (2.8%)
21:00 <Serenity> i genuinely dont know to type o negative is
21:00 <Bastardly_One> goth metal
21:00 <Serenity> only reason i ever knew who HIM was was because of cky
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <johninja> lel
22:00 <faux> lul
22:00 <simba> me 2 CKY 
22:00 <simba> CKY2K
22:00 <Serenity> calm down simba
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Type O Negative - My Girlfriend's Girlfriend [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Oct 26, 2009) 3:49 - Category: Music - 2,106,648 views - 9,343 likes (97.9%), 200 dislikes (2.1%)
22:00 <simba> what
22:00 <Bastardly_One> shit!
23:00 <Serenity> im not going to listen tot hat
23:00 <Serenity> just so you know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I better get going
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> for once, a male has come in handy. im sitting back on the couch watching him clean the kitchen
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> IN HIS PLACE
23:00 <Serenity> can he come clean mine when hes done
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im thinking of pushing my luck and asking for a sammich
23:00 <Serenity> do it!
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but im not hungry
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
23:00 <simba> do it as an experiment to see if hes any good
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he would, no problem. he offered me a cuppa before.
24:00 <Serenity> in general ive noticed boys are shit at making sandwiches tho
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> NO. i want a wrap.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
24:00 <johninja> i make aws toasties
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he can make me a wrap.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 mang so good
24:00 <faux> lol https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1511908_388207677980704_534975298_n.jpg
24:00 <Sevi> Do it, eat half the sandwich then push the other half away saying "you call this a sandwich"
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> bam headshot, bam shoot two guys in the back
25:00 <faux> fk
25:00 <simba> i am incredible at making sandwiches
25:00 <faux> ur agirl
25:00 <faux> huhu
25:00 <Serenity> faux
25:00 <simba> why are the women being sexist today
25:00 <faux> hiii
25:00 <Serenity> im gonna sent you a screenshot on whatsapp
25:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/3ZoEu2L.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> tell me if its the same game
25:00 <Serenity> you have
25:00 <faux> is it u naked
25:00 <faux> oh
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> screenshot of nipple
25:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <johninja> its more than just 'making' the sandwhich, it makes you
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm sammich
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's making me a wrap
26:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd14B-pIsSo
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> WIN!
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Dafnous (Feat Sasja) - Say You'll Stay (Nebula Chillout Mix).wmv (Mar 12, 2012) 5:58 - Category: Music - 741 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <faux> fkn
27:00 <faux> huhu
27:00 <faux> bacon n egs for lunch
27:00 <simba> huhu
27:00 <faux> :')
27:00 <johninja> mm bacon
27:00 <faux> :D
27:00 <mandyjane> mew who is that
27:00 <faux> its crispy too
27:00 <Mew> have you not had the pleasures of viewing our naked friend before?
27:00 <mandyjane> no
27:00 <Mew> hes french and he has the shortest bum crack available
27:00 <Mew> oh theres heaps of him lol
28:00 <faux> he has miley curis mum
28:00 <faux> bum*
28:00 <faux> cyrus'fuck.''i;lh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> mj ur bark
28:00 <mandyjane> err, it is rather short eh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> whar did u go
28:00 <mandyjane> im bark
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> BARK
28:00 <mandyjane> i wint ta the shops brew
28:00 <johninja> miley curious
28:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1470059_10152122482633708_1279104179_n.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> kewl mate did ya get goon bro
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye old goon pillow
28:00 <mandyjane> lol french my ass, he has southern cross
28:00 <mandyjane> nah, ipad mini and shit
28:00 <mandyjane> and beeeeer
29:00 <simba> he wasnt born with a southern cross tattoo mandy
29:00 <mandyjane> obviously
29:00 <mandyjane> but why if hes french
29:00 <johninja> "it's the sign of the great bogan" *faints*
29:00 <Excessive> lawl
29:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1016601_10151943645138708_1862220180_n.jpg
30:00 <Mew> his parents are french
30:00 <Mew> but he was actually born in hong kong lol
30:00 <Mew> we called him frasian for years
30:00 <mandyjane> rubys fong has a blow out
30:00 <mandyjane> lmao
30:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/995495_10151859755503708_662268893_n.jpg
31:00 <mandyjane> he only has one sock
31:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Im  scary n stuff
31:00 <Mew> the other one was on his cock
31:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/303717_10150347953503708_1344707_n.jpg
31:00 <Mew> theres a clothed one
31:00 <Mew> hes wearing a bin bag lol
31:00 <TheRon> i think as we can see, without saying any names, some people are stoned on here
31:00 <mandyjane> that one really sucks
31:00 <mandyjane> kind of like a let down
31:00 <mandyjane> 'heres a new pic of my french friend...'
32:00 <mandyjane> '...but he's clothed'
32:00 <simba> ..
32:00 <mandyjane> dafauq mew
32:00 <Serenity> mandys just hanging out for the cock pix ok
32:00 <mandyjane> lol
32:00 <Serenity> lets just cut straight to the point
32:00 <mandyjane> mandy hasnt had any D in a long while ok
33:00 <Serenity> classy
33:00 <mandyjane> yar
34:00 <simba> call screwss up
34:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/319774_399749623451151_833421956_n.jpg
34:00 <simba> he'd be there in 20 seconds
34:00 <Mew> naked being slapped with a snapper
34:00 <Serenity> haha he so would
34:00 <Atari> hewwo
34:00 <Serenity> that poor fish
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp Atari
35:00 <Atari> i just had fish for lunch
35:00 <Atari> bream :)
35:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg/598px-Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg
35:00 <Atari> hi PandasDontDrive
35:00 <mandyjane> screwss?
35:00 <TheRon> like my cock?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fish <3
35:00 <mandyjane> oh yeah thats right.. he reckons we hooked up or something ey lol
35:00 <mandyjane> i dont even has his number
35:00 <Atari> yeah, boiled in potatoes, onions and carrots
35:00 <Atari> i take the bone out
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
35:00 <mandyjane> gee thanks TheRon 
35:00 <mandyjane> really appreciate it
36:00 <Atari> make it a soup with chicken stock cubes
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love poaching fish
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this wrap is taking fucking forever
36:00 <Atari> i think fish taste nice boiled
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who the hell said males were good in the kitchen
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> EVER?
36:00 <Atari> you dont lose the flavor
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> rice chicken stock, chicken and u got risotto!
36:00 <Mew> i reckon you should hit up Calin for some D mj
36:00 <TheRon> got any creme freche?
36:00 <Mew> snap him up before someone else does
37:00 <British^Meat> Pfkn on a diet aye! fkn training huhu
37:00 <Atari> you do weights British^Meat ?
38:00 <Mew> or BuLL, he still comes on every now and then
38:00 <British^Meat> nah, im just being a panda :P
38:00 <mandyjane> Mew...
38:00 <TheRon> chick magnets?
38:00 <Mew> mandyjane
38:00 <Mew> moar?
38:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/59593_10151157693911888_990300049_n.jpg
38:00 <mandyjane> no.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> childish
39:00 <TheRon> shadowgate is funny
39:00 <Atari> i got massaged by a female jockey with oil in a sauna, she is 32, weighs 40 kilos and is 4'8
39:00 <simba> thats a nice photo
39:00 <Atari> gave me a stiffy
39:00 <TheRon> i don't trust midgets
39:00 <Mew> tis quite pretty
39:00 <Atari> she aint a midget
39:00 <Rak> i like midgets
40:00 <mandyjane> thats a midget
40:00 <Rak> they make my dick look bigger
40:00 <Ana_Ng> l
40:00 <mandyjane> LOL
40:00 <Atari> below 4 foot is a midget
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <TheRon> just the right height too
40:00 <simba> Anyone getting their cock sucked tonight?
40:00 <Serenity> why would you even know how much she weighs
40:00 <Serenity> did you ask
40:00 <Atari> i can tell
41:00 <Atari> i learnt that
41:00 <Atari> height and weight
41:00 <Serenity> oh right
41:00 <Atari> i am pretty accurate
41:00 <Atari> 90% of the time
41:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofCVoB1HW-c 
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 7th Wonder - Daisy Lady (Aug 30, 2012) 4:35 - Category: Music - 14,052 views -
42:00 <TheRon> simba it's not 420 yet, what are you doing??
42:00 <Atari> nah
42:00 <Atari> its 240
42:00 <simba> playing music
42:00 <TheRon> exactly
42:00 <British^Meat> hah
42:00 <British^Meat> hes right, u made a funny Atari
42:00 <johninja> i get high with a little help from my friends
43:00 <mandyjane> my fraaaaaaaaaaaaans
43:00 <Atari> beatles suck
43:00 <johninja> just went to pack a cone and there was already one packed
43:00 <johninja> must b getting soft
43:00 <mandyjane> aw havent smoked weed in ages
44:00 <simba> <Atari> beatles suck - You suck.
44:00 <Atari> what kinda bong you got johninja ?
44:00 <Atari> i aint smoked weed in 3 years :(
44:00 <Atari> i got a all glass bong
44:00 <simba> me 2
44:00 <Atari> is the stem glass ?
44:00 <simba> yes but the cp isnt
45:00 <johninja> i just got a plastic beast Atari
45:00 <johninja> breaka~
45:00 <Serenity> i have a bong and no weed
45:00 <Serenity> how lame
45:00 <simba> me 2
45:00 <mandyjane> i have neither. i have a collection of cp's tho
45:00 <Atari> i would love to see a glass blower make a bong
45:00 <Serenity> ahem
46:00 <Atari> i would ask for like 1 inch thick hardened glas
46:00 <Atari> glass
46:00 <mandyjane> 2:45pm.. 2hrs 15mins to go
46:00 <Atari> that would be awesome
46:00 <mandyjane> ohhhh guise
47:00 <mandyjane> the rsl rang me earlier... i wont the makita stereo thing. bazinga
47:00 <Atari> make it easy to clean with caustic soda or petrol
47:00 <TheRon> she came in through the bathroom window......
47:00 <Atari> i use petrol to clean my bong
47:00 <simba> lmaooooooooooooooo
47:00 <Atari> leave it in petrol overnight
47:00 <simba> straight up petrol???
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> farkin
47:00 <simba> i guess metho isnt "healthier"
47:00 <mandyjane> metho works just as well
47:00 <Atari> i only cleaned it once a year man
47:00 <simba> but i thought metho was the more normal thing to do
47:00 <Atari> then i get boiling water
47:00 <Atari> with soap
47:00 <Atari> and let it soak in that
48:00 <simba> yes
48:00 <TheRon> vodka and light up
48:00 <mandyjane> lol rom
48:00 <Atari> totally clean
48:00 <mandyjane> ron*
48:00 <simba> it shouldnt need to many of those full on cleans a year
48:00 <simba> but always has to have fresh water
48:00 <simba> and clear stem
48:00 <mandyjane> too bad you blow up from petrol
48:00 <Atari> fuck fresh water
48:00 <Atari> use vodka
48:00 <simba> ...if youre retarded
48:00 <mandyjane> which would suck too
49:00 <Atari> i used ouzo once
49:00 <Atari> should try it
49:00 <Atari> nice smell and taste to it
49:00 <simba> ive used orange juice and gatorade and shit, only in times of desperation
49:00 <simba> using alcohol is retarded man
49:00 <simba> you are trying 2 smoke weed here
49:00 <mandyjane> havent we all
49:00 <mandyjane> i like it with no water 
49:00 <Atari> but smells nice
49:00 <mandyjane> couple ice cubes is nice too
50:00 <Atari> and a bit of daquiri mandyjane ?
50:00 <simba> putting ice cubes up the neck makes the smoke harsher
50:00 <Atari> shaken not stirred ?
50:00 <simba> we used to do it as teens until we learned this
50:00 <PietSAbabe> omng FREE BIRDS !!!!
50:00 <Atari> i am going to highpoint
50:00 <Atari> fuck this
50:00 <mandyjane> in the stem? 
50:00 <Atari> open 24 hours tonight
51:00 <PietSAbabe> this movie looks awesome
51:00 <mandyjane> noo, down the bottom stupido
51:00 <mandyjane> we did it on a really hot day. 
51:00 <Atari> fucking withdrawed 2 grand
51:00 <Atari> cant believe in spend that much once a year on kids
51:00 <mandyjane> we stopped using water in the bong coz we had coughs
51:00 <mandyjane> withdrew*
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> what the fuck
51:00 <Atari> withdrawed is american
52:00 <Atari> sorry :)
52:00 <simba> you smoke bongs... without water in them... because you used to cough?
52:00 <simba> none of that makes sense to me
52:00 <simba> wouldnt no water make u cough like fuck
52:00 <British^Meat> what the actual fuck?
52:00 <British^Meat> thats gross
52:00 <PietSAbabe> highoointna==aint been the same sii
52:00 <Atari> simba insanely
52:00 <Atari> no water is bad
52:00 <Atari> i got a hookah
52:00 <Atari> i learnt to smoke hashish in greece
52:00 <TheRon> you do realise you could just not smoke
53:00 <Atari> hashish is nicer
53:00 <Atari> 10 times more potent
53:00 <Atari> and smells and tastes like licorice
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> hash is good
53:00 <johninja> not much around in aus 
53:00 <Atari> yeah in greece it is man
53:00 <Atari> and austria
53:00 <Atari> but not in australia
53:00 <johninja> austrian hash?
53:00 <johninja> wow
53:00 <simba> <TheRon> you do realise you could just not smoke - just poison our bellies like u ;~)
53:00 <Atari> aussies dont know how to make good hash
53:00 <johninja> i didn't know that was a thing
54:00 <Atari> i walked for miles on hash
54:00 <Atari> was a good walk
54:00 <Atari> met a few trees
54:00 <British^Meat> lol simba
54:00 <British^Meat> i heart that
54:00 <johninja> HashWalker
54:00 <simba> hash is TOO intense
54:00 <simba> and rly harsh
54:00 <Atari> depends on how much you inhale
55:00 <mandyjane> DONT EAT HASH, OK
55:00 <mandyjane> brb
55:00 <Atari> fuck oath eat hash, eat it in cookies
55:00 <simba> yeah obviously.
55:00 <Atari> i ate like 20 cookies in a hour in amsterdam
55:00 <Atari> then walked for miles
55:00 <Atari> in a circle
56:00 <Atari> around the city :)
56:00 <Atari> hahaha
56:00 <Atari> that was the time of my life
56:00 <simba> u rock
56:00 <Atari> i said hello to the same guy 26 times
56:00 <Atari> he almost fell in love with me
56:00 <Atari> i was like wtf
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Atari> just for saying hello
56:00 <johninja> "You had me at hello"
56:00 <Atari> not more or less then that
57:00 <Atari> "hello" 
57:00 <Atari> is it me your looking for
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <Atari> i used to love that song
57:00 <Atari> lionel richie
57:00 <TheRon> hello hello
57:00 <TheRon> 1
57:00 <Atari> i dont know why you say goodbye
57:00 <Atari> i say hello
58:00 <Atari> billy ocean was a good singer too
58:00 <simba> billy connolly
58:00 <Atari> matchbox 20 still are on the scene
58:00 <Atari> youtube them
58:00 <Atari> current songs
58:00 <simba> no
59:00 <Atari> i still love matchbox 20
59:00 <simba> why would you look up match box 20
59:00 <Atari> cool band
59:00 <simba> no
59:00 <simba> they rnt cool or a band
59:00 <TheRon> the cat empire - the car song
59:00 <Atari> well he does have a band
59:00 <Atari> as a solo artist
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> how can a 45 year old man care about matchbox 20 i just dont see that 
59:00 <simba> how did that happen
59:00 <Atari> he is a lot better then The Verve
59:00 <Atari> verve sucks
00:00 <TheRon> the verve rule
00:00 <simba> how the fuck can you compare the verve to matchbox 20
00:00 <simba> what is going on here
00:00 <Atari> they are fucking awful man
00:00 <Atari> come on
00:00 <TheRon> just wrong
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> <e verve
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
00:00 <simba> they both suck but you cant compare them at all
00:00 <Atari> the lead singer looks like some freak
00:00 <doctor> i like matchbox 20, simba is just negative about most things
00:00 <simba> only if they suck
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent heard much matchbox 20
00:00 <simba> theyre a terrible pop band 
00:00 <TheRon> i think simba is toking
01:00 <Atari> simba, he is more country style rock now
01:00 <Atari> modern country style rock
01:00 <Atari> matchbox 20
01:00 <Atari> they are cool
01:00 <simba> doctor u probably dont care much about music 
01:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_XFC9oLJ6c 
01:00 <Atari> his genre has changed
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ann Peebles - Trouble,Heartaches and Sadness (Sep 25, 2010) 2:31 - Category: Music - 36,427 views - 189 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
01:00 <Atari> it is like Cyndi Lauper, her style has changed a lot to
02:00 <simba> it has changed.. time after time....
02:00 <Serenity> yeah cause shes like 106 and her liver fell out about 60 years ago
02:00 <simba> doesnt really work
03:00 <Atari> you should see how fucking George Michael looks, in  no way he loooks gay, looks like a fucking typical greek thug bastard gangster on heroin, and his face is so old style greek like Stelios kazantzidis
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> oh yeah that guy
03:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice In Chains - Rooster (Oct 25, 2009) 7:01 - Category: Music - 9,637,967 views - 41,871 likes (98.5%), 635 dislikes (1.5%)
03:00 <Atari> yeah
03:00 <simba> jk i have no idea who that is
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you look crappy too
03:00 <johninja> i got me some cider
03:00 <Ana_Ng> and probably have a real job
03:00 <johninja> cider and bongs~
04:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRAOG-BpNOw
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Michael - White Light (Jul 16, 2012) 5:32 - Category: Music - 4,095,301 views - 18,109 likes (94%), 1,162 dislikes (6%)
04:00 <Atari> his latest video
04:00 <Atari> check that out
04:00 <Atari> it is on heroin
04:00 <Atari> got to admit
04:00 <Atari> he aint lost the coolness
04:00 <Atari> with the chicks
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> ur so gay
04:00 <Atari> he is bi man
04:00 <simba> so r u rite
05:00 <Atari> check his face
05:00 <Serenity> george michawl is as gay as a handbag full of butterflies
05:00 <simba> ahh yes *inspects his face* he is certainly bi i see it now
05:00 <Atari> fuck i would pay millions to look like g michael
05:00 <Atari> he is hot
05:00 <mandyjane> 2 hours to go and ruby;s beginning to become a bit feral
05:00 <Atari> looks like he came out of the 1800'2
05:00 <Atari> 1800's
06:00 <Atari> totally manly
06:00 <simba> be happy with what u look like
06:00 <simba> all the money in the world cant buy that
06:00 <Serenity> he looks liek a ken doll thats had too much botox
06:00 <Serenity> yuck
06:00 <Atari> he is great simba, i got all his posters and music
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Atari> that is the only male singer i like
06:00 <simba> what about matchbox 20?
07:00 <Atari> and kylie
07:00 <Atari> got kylie posters
07:00 <simba> honestly how does a guy like you even know a band like matchbox 20 exists
07:00 <simba> that one made me curious
07:00 <Atari> 90's dick
07:00 <Serenity> i liked matchbox when i ws like
07:00 <Serenity> 13
07:00 <Atari> i was in my 20's in the 90's
07:00 <simba> damn
07:00 <mandyjane> i was born at the beginning of the 90s
08:00 <simba> how many grand finals did you go to?
08:00 <Atari> geroge never had surgery
08:00 <Atari> look at the natural fave
08:00 <Atari> face
08:00 <Atari> fucking fag boy george is a sicko
08:00 <Atari> boy george
08:00 <British^Meat> fkn huhu sucked a dick aye
08:00 <Atari> not george michael
08:00 <Atari> boy george is the sicko
08:00 <simba> huhu
09:00 <simba>  boy george is the sicko
09:00 <simba> not george michael
09:00 <johninja> eat a dick a day fgt
09:00 <johninja> woops wrong window
09:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCNF3wPgqFc
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boy George - King Of Everything (Oct 7, 2013) 4:25 - Category: Music - 400,581 views - 4,748 likes (94.8%), 258 dislikes (5.2%)
09:00 <TheRon> no it was apprpriate
09:00 <Atari> he makes ringo starr look like a disgrace
09:00 <Mew> i had to wait in line for the toilet for ages once because of george michael
10:00 <Atari> he dont even look like a man or a boy
10:00 <johninja> and then he grabbed her feet, i got her head and we dragged her into the backyard and buried her
10:00 <johninja> woops wrong window
10:00 <Atari> he looks like a IT
10:00 <Atari> fuck he is still good in singing
10:00 <Atari> damn good voice
10:00 <Atari> boy george
11:00 <Atari> Keith Mcgowan passed away from 3AW btw :(
11:00 <British^Meat> then the crocodile bit me into parts, pieces, and then my body went that way and my head went that way...!
11:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1476171_293146347476962_1456023490_n.jpg
11:00 <Atari> Philip Brady is going to be sad
11:00 <simba> wish i was that yellow thong
11:00 <Mew> did you say you won a makita radio mandyjane?
11:00 <Atari> listened to 3AW for over 40 years
12:00 <mandyjane> yes Mew 
12:00 <faux> [olmao
12:00 <simba> talk back mate
12:00 <faux> my god
12:00 <Mew> our friend has one of them he takes to bush parties theyre actually pretty badass for a portable radio
12:00 <Atari> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/former-3aw-radio-star-keith-mcgowan-dies-after-suffering-stroke/story-e6frfmq9-1226788513636
12:00 <Atari> so sad
12:00 <mandyjane> fuck yes. im hoping to win the won at my local this afternoon too
12:00 <Atari> we lost our best radio announcer in Victoria
12:00 <faux> Serenity
13:00 <simba> Serenity
13:00 <Serenity> yes hello
13:00 <johninja> i got a new rc heli
13:00 <Atari> how can he die 2 days before xmas
13:00 <johninja> hi
13:00 <Atari> sad
13:00 <johninja> they call me rc heli guy
14:00 <simba> maybe his heart stopped working on the 23rd, killing him two days before christmas
14:00 <Serenity> pretty sure death doesnt care about christmas
14:00 <simba> thats one way
14:00 <faux> 4 u
14:00 <faux> [15:12] <Fausto> i have a pc and i never liked mac products in the past but iphones are the shit its not debatable
15:00 <Serenity> oh godddd
16:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13DA0h5EQ4 
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fatback Band - I Found Lovin' (Aug 28, 2007) 4:08 - Category: Music - 222,772 views - 634 likes (96.8%), 21 dislikes (3.2%)
17:00 <Serenity> hes such a dead shit
18:00 <simba> dont talk about Longie like that
18:00 <mandyjane> lol
20:00 <Atari> longie is a good kid
20:00 <Mew> <Lwaxana> Xmas present re-instated - message me if it crawls back in
20:00 <Mew> Element is gonna be so mad lol
20:00 <Atari> i known him for over 13 years here
20:00 <Mew> merry xmas errbody
20:00 <mandyjane> loll
21:00 <simba> merry xmas pollock
21:00 <Atari> he passed away in his sleep, Keith Mcgowan
21:00 <Atari> that is a dream
21:00 <Serenity> whats the christmas present
21:00 <Atari> wish i could die like that
21:00 <Atari> that was his present i spose
22:00 <johninja> maybe he wanted to be dead for christmas and he got his wish
22:00 <johninja> such an emo guy
22:00 <Atari> He leaves behind wife Angela and two children from a previous marriage.
23:00 <Mew> the present is Element being z-lined until boxing day sezz 
23:00 <Atari> children
23:00 <Serenity> oh
23:00 <TheRon> whats the frequency kenneth
23:00 <Atari> 693 Am
23:00 <Atari> used to be 1278
24:00 <Atari> Amplitude Modulation :)
24:00 <Atari> fuck FM :)
24:00 <TheRon> ahhh the completely balanced views of 3aw
24:00 <Atari> with AM you can cover the whole of Australia, even the world at times
24:00 <Atari> with FM you cover shit
24:00 <Atari> fm is line of sight
24:00 <TheRon> exer seen paul murray on sky news??
25:00 <mandyjane> :/
25:00 <TheRon> the liberal party can do no wrong
26:00 <johninja> he's such a dick
26:00 <johninja> wears lime green shirts and has a neckbeard
26:00 <milk> yeah get some more suck holes on tv
26:00 <stebie> hey Atari, TheRon, johninja
26:00 <johninja> thing he is top shit man
26:00 <TheRon> yeah
26:00 <johninja> hi stebie
26:00 <johninja> i think milk should have a chat show
26:00 <milk> and some more dickheads that know everything
26:00 <johninja> like the pannel
27:00 <simba> barrel of monkeys
27:00 <johninja> boobs
28:00 <Mew> does anyone remember beauty and the beast with stan zemanek?
28:00 <milk> yep
28:00 <Mew> he was a complete cunt on that show lol
28:00 <Mew> rip stan xoxo
28:00 <Atari> http://www.3aw.com.au/blogs/3aw-generic-blog/keith-mcgowan-70-passes-away/20131221-2zrvc.html/displayJwPlayerAction.action?assetId=4962939
28:00 <stebie> wot a fatty
28:00 <johninja> i wish alan jones would die
28:00 <johninja> maybe next christmas
29:00 <stebie> go find a wishing well
30:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3avFRtT6SU 
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NORTHEND featuring Michelle Wallace Happy Days (Jul 5, 2009) 8:07 - Category: Music - 42,032 views - 198 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
31:00 <simba> so i says to mabel i says
32:00 <Atari> rolf harris, no comment
32:00 <simba> i bet youll comment
32:00 <Atari> tie me kangaroo down sport...
32:00 <johninja> rofl harris
32:00 <milk> everyone is just waiting for the accident on that one
33:00 <Atari> that is sad
33:00 <Atari> i dont believe he did that
33:00 <TheRon> don't mention rolf harris
33:00 <milk> no one cares if he is innocent or not
33:00 <TheRon> there's kids around
33:00 <johninja> he's from new zealand anyways
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> rolf harris is brilliant
33:00 <Atari> rightttt
33:00 <milk> the media feeds on this shit so they'll make it all happen anyway
33:00 <Atari> well they did fuck with MJ
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck MJ
34:00 <TheRon> mj was innocent
34:00 <stebie> whosays
34:00 <Atari> so was his money
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> having children sleeping in your bed is wrong
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> he knew better
34:00 <TheRon> when they're not yours
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
34:00 <BootLegGeR> i use to sleep in my parents bed
35:00 <BootLegGeR> incest?
35:00 <TheRon> he was just helping that kid with snakebite
35:00 <stebie> kinda
35:00 <simba> MJ took it up to $ONY like nobody before him
35:00 <simba> he is a fighter 4 the people
35:00 <Atari> Mj thought he was the beatles and elvis combined
36:00 <Atari> fucking jealous prick
36:00 <simba> ..lol
36:00 <simba> Don't think he did.
36:00 <Atari> give me a fucking break
36:00 <Atari> he bought the beatles sgt peppers
36:00 <johninja> prince was the 'good' mj
36:00 <Atari> he married lisa marie
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <Atari> enough said
36:00 <stebie> ...
36:00 <Atari> he is a white faggot lover
36:00 <Atari> :)
36:00 <Atari> turned white :)
36:00 <johninja> he own3d all of the rights to the beatles songs too
36:00 <Atari> i loved him when he was black
37:00 <Atari> not ALL
37:00 <Atari> you dick
37:00 <Atari> just Sgt Peppers
37:00 <johninja> you need to calm down lady
37:00 <simba> u have a very warped opinion on michael jackson
37:00 <Atari> fkn hate elvis and beatles totally
37:00 <Atari> got all their LP's
38:00 <Rak> even Eleanor Rigby :o
38:00 <johninja> what kind of music does your boyfriend like?
38:00 <Atari> he is just another rich cunt simba
38:00 <BootLegGeR> Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way Laidback Luke Bootleg
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Atari> was
38:00 <simba> no no he wasnt
38:00 <simba> u have read too many stories printed by teh sun
38:00 <Atari> Karen Carpenter are legends
39:00 <Atari> they were real musicians
39:00 <simba> who
39:00 <johninja> 8====D
39:00 <Atari> Karen Carpenter
39:00 <TheRon> i might make pasta alfredo tonight
39:00 <Atari> The Who
39:00 <johninja> punk rock isn't music
39:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
39:00 <Atari> The Kinks
39:00 <simba> i didnt know there were bitches in the who
40:00 <georgeandwell> N e grls wana
40:00 <simba> the who? - most apt band name ever
40:00 <TheRon> give you a really good seeing to?
40:00 <Atari> lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed
40:00 <johninja> that is bob dylan m8
40:00 <doctor> what bands do you like simba?
40:00 <johninja> folk rock genius~
40:00 <Atari> Isley Brothers
40:00 <Atari> not Bob Dylan
41:00 <johninja> bs
41:00 <Atari> google it dimwit
41:00 <simba> i dont listen 2 many bands any more 
41:00 <johninja> you know nothing of music whiteboi
41:00 <Atari> i am a musician
41:00 <johninja> go home
41:00 <georgeandwell> hi
41:00 <Atari> i been playing guitar since i was trained by a pro that we paid since 6 years old
41:00 <faux> flol
41:00 <faux> s stories are soannoying
41:00 <faux> his*
41:00 <Atari> i love music
41:00 <johninja> you play dick
41:00 <georgeandwell> r u good?
41:00 <faux> i want to marry this zooper dooper
41:00 <faux> .'
42:00 <georgeandwell> or shit
42:00 <doctor> a song will often come to thought and I'd listen to it on youtube
42:00 <doctor> i dont own any music
42:00 <TheRon> you nathan cavaleri??
42:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJGrIyt-X8 
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: More, More More - Andrea True Connection (HQ Audio) (Jan 21, 2009) 3:02 - Category: Music - 2,497,370 views - 7,126 likes (98.2%), 129 dislikes (1.8%)
42:00 <georgeandwell> anyone watching the kelly clarkson christmas
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgiRjW1AeY
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ISLEY BROTHERS LAY LADY LAY.wmv (Jan 12, 2010) 10:22 - Category: Music - 86,506 views - 347 likes (96.1%), 14 dislikes (3.9%)
42:00 <simba> no nobody is
42:00 <Atari> they wrote the song
42:00 <johninja> they did not
42:00 <johninja> bob dylan wrote it
42:00 <georgeandwell> ive been playing guitar for 40yrs
42:00 <doctor> lol she's great
43:00 <TheRon> i don't get into the christmas spirit, i get into the christmas spirits
43:00 <Atari> "Lay Lady Lay" is a song written by Bob Dylan and originally released in 1969
43:00 <johninja> "Lay Lady Lay" is a song written by Bob Dylan and originally released in 1969 on his Nashville Skyline album 
43:00 <Atari> ok you got me on that one :)
43:00 <Atari> hahah
43:00 <simba> is it true that bob dylan is jew as fuck his last names zimmerman lmao
43:00 <johninja> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lay_Lady_Lay 
43:00 <Atari> my mistake
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ron
43:00 <Atari> sorry
43:00 <johninja> fgt
43:00 <johninja> yes
43:00 <Atari> isley brothers sang it better
43:00 <TheRon> for years i thought cat stevens wrote father and son
43:00 <simba> he stole tunes for columbia records
43:00 <Atari> bob dylan cant sing for shit
43:00 <johninja> SCH00L3D
44:00 <simba> all $ONY
44:00 <Mew> shut up meg
45:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXewIR7Y7cc
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie - One Way Or Another (Jan 3, 2008) 3:31 - Category: Music - 9,011,607 views - 30,576 likes (96.7%), 1,032 dislikes (3.3%)
45:00 <johninja> it don't matter just don't bite it
45:00 <Atari> blondie was a cutie
45:00 <Atari> i remember her in the 70's
45:00 <doctor> yeah i like blondie
46:00 <Atari> holy fuck, check this video out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZD_oYpPyBs
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DURAN DURAN - LAY LADY LAY (Feb 19, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 106,157 views - 305 likes (97.1%), 9 dislikes (2.9%)
46:00 <Atari> duran duran
46:00 <TheRon> girls on film is the best clip ever
46:00 <GLORY_TO_ARSTOTZKA> blast
46:00 <Mew> damn str8
46:00 <simba> that guitar totally sounds like it came from a cure record
46:00 <Atari> fuck that video is hot
47:00 <Atari> sexy
47:00 <Atari> classic song
47:00 <simba> hot sexy classic
47:00 <TheRon> i'm in a 90's rnb mood
47:00 <GLORY_TO_ARSTOTZKA> the shattered reactor is still leaking radiation
48:00 <Mew> i was born in da 90z
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mork n mindy
48:00 <GLORY_TO_ARSTOTZKA> i was raised by a cup of coffee
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mork shouldve banged mindy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nanu nanu
48:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79amavL8zHo
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran A View To a Kill Extended Video (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
48:00 <TheRon> imagine the sex sounds
48:00 <TheRon> nanu nanu
48:00 <Atari> do duran duran still play ???
48:00 <simba> yoshimitsu
48:00 <GLORY_TO_ARSTOTZKA> 4000
48:00 <TheRon> yeah
48:00 <Mew> yeah i saw duran duran in concert in 2011
48:00 <Atari> nice
49:00 <Mew> simon le bon was in a sparkly jacket as per usual
49:00 <TheRon> you a simon lebon fan?
49:00 <GLORY_TO_ARSTOTZKA> atari is so old he saw cole porter in concert
50:00 <simba> he gave birth to nat king cole
50:00 <Excessive> I have abt 4 or 5 Duran Duran 12 inches
50:00 <Excessive> gd 80's shit
50:00 <Mew> nice
50:00 <Mew> luv DD
50:00 <simba> so does my mom
50:00 <simba> she has a good collection
51:00 <Mew> my mum was more of a howard jones fan
51:00 <Mew> like to get to know you WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:00 <GLORY_TO_ARSTOTZKA> where's my mate SPASTIC_TEAPOT
51:00 <Excessive> Yazoo is also gd if u like Duran Duran
51:00 <simba> my mum is totally like digerati with the DD and george michael and wham!
51:00 <Excessive> though Yazoo only made like 2 albums
51:00 <simba> they would get along swimmingl
51:00 <simba> y
51:00 <faux> omg
51:00 <faux> och
51:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=292617604196319&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
52:00 <Mew> what does BuLL look like?
52:00 <simba> `seen bull
52:00 <prowl> simba, BuLL ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours 59 minutes ago (07.12. 22:53) stating "Quit: ttfn" after spending 30 minutes there.
52:00 <simba> what a random question
53:00 <simba> lol at steven
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <faux> its not steven its arcos
53:00 <faux> xarcos
53:00 <faux> he wont get over it
53:00 <simba> xarcos is the nerdiest handle i have heard
53:00 <Excessive> Alison Moyet and Vince Clarke (kb player from Depeche Mode) as Yazoo 
53:00 <simba> wait and that other one panda always used to bring up
53:00 <simba> KoraX
54:00 <simba> hell gay
54:00 <faux> i duno how its nerdy
54:00 <faux> its just another nick
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> cos it sounds like a planet in futrama
54:00 <simba> .
54:00 <simba> PLANET XARCOS NINE
54:00 <faux> i dont even know what a axarcos is
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <simba> OMECRON PERCEI 8
54:00 <stebie> ew
55:00 <simba> korax sounds like a brand of ear cleaning tool
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Skrotus> hi stebie
56:00 <stebie> hi Skrotus
57:00 <faux> femme fresh
58:00 <Mew> i like KoraX
58:00 <simba> was he mates with panda?
58:00 <Mew> his fiance slapped pandas so hard one night he jumped out of a window and called his mum to come pick him up
58:00 <Pieter> Cos i am a champion and youre gonna hear me roooooooarrr
58:00 <Mew> nah he hates panda lol
58:00 <simba> i dont know who korax is just know his name from panda always saying it
59:00 <British^Meat> lol
59:00 <simba> lmao
59:00 <British^Meat> yup, sounds like PandasDontDrive
59:00 <Pieter> Cos i am a speedhead and youre gonna hear me hit psychosis
59:00 <British^Meat> i reckon i remember that one from back in the day
59:00 <simba> jumped out of a window and called his mum
59:00 <simba> great story
59:00 <British^Meat> some dude jumping out of a window
59:00 <British^Meat> hurting thier ankle or something
59:00 <British^Meat> lol classic
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont always say it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
59:00 <Pieter> Whats with people on lsd jumping off buildings thinking they can fly
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> now ur going on about me in two channels
59:00 <Pieter> Ya dont see birds jumping off buildings
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> pathetic
00:00 <Pieter> They try to fly from the ground first
00:00 <Pieter> Dumbasses
00:00 <simba> i dont think that really happens Pieter
00:00 <simba> maybe it happened 50 years ago
00:00 <Mew> he always says the "two channels" thing lol
00:00 <Mew> i think thats paranoia
00:00 <simba> maybe it happened yesterday but i think its just a generic myth
00:00 <TheRon> let matthew in, we'll hang shit on him it'll be great
00:00 <Pieter> Possibly
00:00 <British^Meat> yer, except i literally am owning him in #ps3
00:00 <Pieter> I wouldnt know
00:00 <georgeandwell> hi
00:00 <Pieter> I never been a lsd person
00:00 <simba> lsd gives you the power to think better than that!
00:00 <Mew> oh i thought he meant me lol
01:00 <Pieter> I like how the trees rained
01:00 <Pieter> And the walls in the toilet were breathing
01:00 <Pieter> But the rest nupppp
01:00 <Pieter> The meaning of life is..........
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> to live
01:00 <TheRon> goodbye graeme swann, tell your story walking pal
01:00 <Pieter> Then we realise we're born to die
02:00 <Transmatron> simba i now know why you express such hatred towards me. 
02:00 <Transmatron> its all so very clear now
02:00 <Pieter> Dont hate
02:00 <Transmatron> you like me. you are attracted to me.
02:00 <British^Meat> coz youre such an unlikable cunt Transmatron?
02:00 <Transmatron> so its not actually me that you hate
02:00 <Pieter> Hate isnt a good quality to allow others to see
02:00 <Transmatron> you hate your own feelings towards me that you have
02:00 <TheRon> i'm my most favourite person in the world
02:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=604466549638129&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
02:00 <Pieter> I dont hate anyone
02:00 <Transmatron> you hate yourself for feeling this way about me
02:00 <Pieter> I hate catapillers
02:00 <Pieter> They so furry
02:00 <Transmatron> and you thus vent it out
02:00 <Transmatron> on me
03:00 <Transmatron> the object of your desire.
03:00 <Transmatron> am i right?
03:00 <Pieter> Did ya know that catterpillers can turn into moths too
03:00 <TheRon> well fuck me, really?
03:00 <Pieter> I thought they only turned into butterflies
03:00 <Transmatron> am i right, simba?
03:00 <simba> do the duds turn into moths?
03:00 <Pieter> Hahahaha
03:00 <Transmatron> simba i know u do not have me on ignore. -.-
03:00 <simba> all moths are men and all butterflies are women
03:00 <Pieter> Spastic caterpillers
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> not taking notice of ur ps3 ranting
03:00 <Pieter> Tuurn into moths
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> owning meeee bro
03:00 <simba> butterflies are sexually attractive
04:00 <Pieter> Its like the yooralla graduates turn into butterlies
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ranting on about me to yourself in another channel for over an hour
04:00 <Pieter> And the rejects turn into moths
04:00 <simba> MOTH stands for man of the house
04:00 <simba> all Moths are capable of running the house while the man goes
04:00 <Pieter> Hahah simba\
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the rejects?
04:00 <simba> when the house is empty the moths rule
04:00 <Pieter> Women run my house
04:00 <Pieter> Which is fine wiht me
05:00 <Pieter> As long as the housework gets done
05:00 <British^Meat> how'd u know i was owning u in there then PandasDontDrive?
05:00 <Pieter> :)
05:00 <Transmatron> simba when u are ready to discuss how you truly feel about me, and my feelings towards you as i have already made known to you in pm, i will be here.
05:00 <Pieter> Smile people
05:00 <Pieter> Dont hate
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <simba> smile - you're on irc!
05:00 <Pieter> Hate is for the depressed
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba's goin' hard today!
06:00 <simba> eh?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
06:00 <British^Meat> how embarressing
06:00 <simba> right... back to the moth discussion...
06:00 <Transmatron> simba is playing hard to get with me
06:00 <Pieter> I tried to go hard once
06:00 <Pieter> But i only lasted 45 seconds
06:00 <Pieter> :(
06:00 <Transmatron> dw, i like the game.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol hard to get
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> reow
06:00 <Pieter> But i got told it was the best sex ever
06:00 <simba> hard to baguette
06:00 <Pieter> Bend em over the bathtub
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <Pieter> 1 leg ontop of the bath
07:00 <Pieter> The other on the floor
07:00 <Pieter> Bend em over both their hands hold onto the wall
07:00 <Pieter> And go from behind
07:00 <Pieter> Unf unf unf unf
07:00 <mandyjane> fuck yes
07:00 <simba> do you ever purposefully think about something else while youre banging to last longer?
07:00 <British^Meat> were u at the front Pieter?
07:00 <Pieter> Ooops
07:00 <Pieter> I came
07:00 <simba> i heard this was a legit technique
07:00 <mandyjane> *pelvic thrust*
07:00 <Pieter> Naa British^Meat
08:00 <British^Meat> simba i once imagined a lap of the melbourne grand prix
08:00 <Pieter> I dunno what the go was but i musta been hitting the spot just right
08:00 <Pieter> :)
08:00 <British^Meat> now when i watch the GP i think of sex :/
08:00 <simba> brilliant
08:00 <simba> a race would be good
08:00 <simba> once i did zelda ocarina of time
08:00 <British^Meat> imagine the gears u need for each corner
08:00 <Pieter> Race to see who can get the woman to cum first
08:00 <British^Meat> or yes, how to defeat the dungeons in zelda
08:00 <mandyjane> less than an hour to goooo
08:00 <mandyjane> then its pub time xD
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> feels like 5pm
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yet adventure time isnt on
09:00 <Pieter> Freekin drunks
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so it cannae be!
09:00 <British^Meat> lol i remember once PandasDontDrive........
09:00 <TheRon> get into the xmas spirits
09:00 <Pieter> May the aldehyde give you a major hangover and blood poisoning
09:00 <Pieter> :)
09:00 <British^Meat> u moaned sooooooo hard coz it was a public holiday
09:00 <British^Meat> and the shops were shut and u couldnt get smokes
09:00 <British^Meat> lol who the fuck does that?
09:00 <British^Meat> complains about public holidays
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawn
10:00 <Pieter> British^Meat:: thats wen you go looking for bumpers in the city
10:00 <Pieter> Check the streets for ciggy butts
10:00 <Pieter> =P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont you start a discussion about me in a third chatroom
10:00 <British^Meat> well, if i aws a bum, probably Pieter
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> go do that, kthxbai
10:00 <British^Meat> but i kind of enjoy public holidays
10:00 <British^Meat> i certainly dont complain about em
10:00 <Pieter> Hehehhe British^Meat
10:00 <Pieter> Yeh  ya meant to stock up on paydays
10:00 <mandyjane> Pieter: may the crack kill you :)
10:00 <Pieter> Tobacco is a neccessity
11:00 <Pieter> Hrm
11:00 <Pieter> You mean coke
11:00 <British^Meat> who says i havent already JAYBEE
11:00 <Pieter> Crack is just cut down coke
11:00 <Pieter> :.
11:00 <Pieter> :/
11:00 <simba> gross @ looking for bumpers
11:00 <Pieter> Hahahhaaha simba
11:00 <Pieter> You know the meaning of bumpers ;)
11:00 <simba> once i picked up a cig that was half smoked to use for mix i felt pretty bad about it
11:00 <British^Meat> wtf is a bumper?
11:00 <simba> felt pretty street
11:00 <Pieter> Dun worry i lived in crisis accomodation for 15 weeks
12:00 <Pieter> Ya learn alot about street survival
12:00 <Pieter> And the terms n shit they use
12:00 <British^Meat> oh god, ive done that too, raided a house mates ash tray
12:00 <faux> From Meteorologist Magdalena Roze on twitter: "Gusty COOL change has dropped the temp at Sydney airport from 36 to just 23 in 1 hour!" 
12:00 <faux> :DDDDDDDDDDDDd
12:00 <British^Meat> ahhhhh those were the days :)
12:00 <mandyjane> lol yeah sure Pieter 
12:00 <Pieter> Im like WTF IS a BUMPER!!!
12:00 <shadsam> I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO SIMBA
12:00 <Pieter> Then they told me its cigerettes that eople butt out half ay
12:00 <simba> dont u luv this tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQjh261rU8
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lauryn Hill - To Zion (Jun 6, 2012) 6:11 - Category: Music - 226,989 views - 1,000 likes (96.5%), 36 dislikes (3.5%)
12:00 <Pieter> How embarrassing picking em up off the ground
13:00 <Mew> you guys smoke mix?!
13:00 <mandyjane> LOL mew
13:00 <Mew> i thought you'd both be straighties
13:00 <British^Meat> jah, nah
13:00 <British^Meat> i mean nah, jah
13:00 <British^Meat> i spin
13:00 <British^Meat> not bongs
13:00 <Mew> whoa
13:00 <simba> i used to be straight before i knew mixing existed
13:00 <British^Meat> thats just weird
13:00 <British^Meat> spin joints
14:00 <Pieter> I can make a gram turn into 8 cig mix
14:00 <Mew> i smoked mix when i was in HS but then i was like "why the fuck.."
14:00 <British^Meat> my joints are like 4 inches long
14:00 <British^Meat> straight would be a waste
14:00 <Transmatron> im straight edge. i pity you guys who smoke.
14:00 <Pieter> Ya dont chop the green first , ya chop it all at once
14:00 <simba> thats hardcore
14:00 <British^Meat> well, hoe ever long 2 rollie papers end to end are
14:00 <Pieter> Let the resin mix with the toibacco
14:00 <Mew> oh i guess for joints yeah
14:00 <simba> mixing bongs is 4 serious stoners
14:00 <British^Meat> Pieter spins bongs
14:00 <Pieter> Cone§
14:00 <British^Meat> HE CONFESSED
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> buy joint papers..
14:00 <Pieter> Yeh i do
14:00 <Mew> um.. Pieter smokes BACCY bongs
15:00 <British^Meat> fuck up slaphead
15:00 <Pieter> I do that doo
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> calm
15:00 <Mew> he smokes all his tobacco through a bong because he says it lasts 2 weeks
15:00 <Pieter> But only when im at home and its only once every couple hours
15:00 <Mew> rather than 2 days
15:00 <British^Meat> hah
15:00 <British^Meat> what is with you ppl
15:00 <British^Meat> smoking spin bongs
15:00 <British^Meat> and bongs with no water in em
15:00 <simba> mate dont knock it til u try it
15:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00 <Mew> say waaaaaaaaaaat
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> we dont say spin bongs
15:00 <Pieter> I spend $14.95 a fortnight
15:00 <Pieter> How myuch do you people spend on tobacco
15:00 <Pieter> :)
15:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive you dont even smoke weed lol
16:00 <British^Meat> u dont do drugs PandasDontDrive u big pussy
16:00 <Mew> "we"
16:00 <simba> ive only bought a couple of packs in the last few months
16:00 <TheRon> i don't do drugs
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> occasionally
16:00 <simba> try not to smoke any and leave them for spin
16:00 <mandyjane> yeah i dont do drugs either
16:00 <Pieter> I   rarely smoke green so yeh
16:00 <mandyjane> >.>
16:00 <mandyjane> <.<
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i like a joint
16:00 <Pieter> But $14.95 for a nicotine addict
16:00 <simba> everyone gets addicted to tobacco eventually
16:00 <milk> anyone tried e-cigs?
16:00 <simba> so many mates including myself have been like WTF SPINNING WEED BUT WEED IS SACRED GREENS
16:00 <Pieter> Compared to everyone else here who smokes, thats fucking god like
16:00 <simba> to NEED MROE SPIN OR CANT SMOKE
17:00 <mandyjane> 43 mins to gooo
17:00 <Pieter> Naa milk, but i really wojld love to give it a go
17:00 <British^Meat> i cant imagine a 2 paper straight joint
17:00 <shadsam> FUK UP
17:00 <Mew> you should see some of the mega straight joints Pirate has rolled lol
17:00 <Mew> ive seen him do a 4 paper one before
17:00 <shadsam> POT GIVES U LUNG CANCER
17:00 <mandyjane> i won the sterrrrreeeo
18:00 <mandyjane> ya ya
18:00 <Mew> 3 stuck together and the 4th across the top
18:00 <Pieter> Its the TASTE of tobacco at tne back of my   tnroat that  makes me say if i neeed another or not
18:00 <British^Meat> yer my mate does 3, but spin
18:00 <Pieter> Yeh it depends how its chopped\
18:00 <shadsam> POT GIVES U LUNG CANCER
18:00 <simba> no it doesnt
18:00 <simba> shut the fuck up retard
18:00 <Doodle> oh yay weed talk again
18:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh today PandasDontDrive?
19:00 <TheRon> i know, i love it
19:00 <shadsam> YES IT DOES
19:00 <Pieter> WEED  got PEEd on
19:00 <simba> the only people who talk down weed are hard drug addicts because "pot" doesnt affedct them any more
19:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive is all like "I dont weight myself...... often......... but today i weigh 73.1kg"
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <shadsam> MULL GIVES U CANCER
19:00 <simba> if u call him fat on irc he races to the bathroom and weighs himself and chants "71.. not fat.. not fat.. not fat josh.. not fat.."
19:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:00 <TheRon> what division is that in UFC?
20:00 <simba> yes shadsam the baccy would be what gives you cancer not the weed
20:00 <British^Meat> lucky for him he is in training
20:00 <Loof_> weed is harmless
20:00 <Mew> 10kg of that alone would be his giant head
20:00 <British^Meat> .... witha guy who "Knows mike tyson"
20:00 <mandyjane> hi loof
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you stop?
20:00 <Loof> hey mandjane :)
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> its been over 2 hrs
20:00 <Mew> "suck ur cheeks in josh.. make sure you dont look like a moon today"
20:00 <Pieter> Weedis harmless
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Pieter> Look @ Loof
20:00 <British^Meat> huhu
20:00 <Pieter> Its harmless
20:00 <simba> we'll never stop stop stop, til were top top top
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont take your insecurities out on me
20:00 <simba> its history here in the making
20:00 <simba> power!!!!!!!
20:00 <mandyjane> hows u loof? all ready for christmas?
20:00 <Pieter> Only sends ya to the psych wards
20:00 <TheRon> in the cock fights, do they have different weight divisions or are they all assumed to be bantum weight?
20:00 <georgeandwell> my worst pruchase was minceaft on iphone
20:00 <British^Meat> hah power!
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> the three of you are pathetic
20:00 <Pieter> Only makes ya abuse ya wife
21:00 <Loof> yeah done all my shopping, just finished wrapping
21:00 <Loof> u?
21:00 <Pieter> Only makes ya flip out when ya got none\
21:00 <Doodle> 420
21:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
21:00 <Doodle> uhuhuh
21:00 <TheRon> it sure is
21:00 <Mew> 350
21:00 <simba> enjoy u stinky victorians
21:00 <Doodle> i just gave the 350 a tub Mew
21:00 <Doodle> http://oi44.tinypic.com/29atwk5.jpg
22:00 <Mew> what a pussy magnet
22:00 <georgeandwell> do u guys knwo what rolf harris is getting for christmas
22:00 <British^Meat> naww kitty
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> lol georgeandwell
22:00 <British^Meat> here we go..
22:00 <TheRon> a long holiday?
22:00 <georgeandwell> fresh charges
22:00 <simba> HI
22:00 <simba> N e
22:00 <British^Meat> oh
22:00 <British^Meat> what a let down :/
22:00 <georgeandwell> new charges
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rolf Harris - Six White Boomers (Santa's Australian Run).mp3 (3.9MB 160kbps Stereo 3:24)
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew stop following me into channels.
22:00 <georgeandwell> is what he is getting
23:00 <simba> lmao
23:00 <simba> Mew stop Raping my Asshole
23:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive can u send your messages in notice and pm form again
23:00 <British^Meat> thanks slap head
23:00 <Doodle> who wants to go to the supermarket for me
23:00 <Doodle> i'm too bent now
23:00 <Doodle> quick or i will choose someone
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> shh British^Meat
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop with the abuse already
24:00 <TheRon> i can't drive
24:00 <Doodle> why not
24:00 <simba> RonsCantDrive
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <TheRon> cans
24:00 <Doodle> oic
24:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking tacos
25:00 <Doodle> tacotacotacoburritotacotaco
25:00 <stebie> yum
25:00 <TheRon> burritos??
25:00 <British^Meat> like i said PandasDontDrive
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
25:00 <stebie> i gots enchiladas for dinner
25:00 <British^Meat> i'll talk to you tonight, when you DONT spend all night drinking and doing drugs
25:00 <British^Meat> im sure you'll be more in the mood to chat later after NOT doing any of that
25:00 <stebie> British^Meat, isn't that the time to consume alcohol and drugs?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop trolling me
26:00 <simba> but hes doing Troll4Peace
26:00 <stebie> yer, STOP TROLLING .. makes baby jesus cry.
26:00 <simba> we're all donating
26:00 <Doodle> DONT FORGET THE HOT SAUCE CHOLO
26:00 <British^Meat> all i saw was wah wah wah wahwah
27:00 <stebie> Doodle, you're my hot sauce
27:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
27:00 <Doodle> spicccyyy
27:00 <TheRon> we're gonna have an imagination christmas this year
28:00 <simba> hey chris
28:00 <simba> wanna follow me 2 Zoin
28:00 <simba> lmao
28:00 <simba> Zion
28:00 <British^Meat> hi chris
29:00 <stebie> i assume chris is banned and is evading?
29:00 <Doodle> lol zoin
29:00 <British^Meat> oin loin zoin
29:00 <TheRon> yes worked out what to do for christams pressies
30:00 <TheRon> my bro and i are goin to the flicks, everybody else is getting bunnings crads
30:00 <TheRon> cards
30:00 <teddy> mmm tacos
30:00 <teddy>  :)
31:00 <teddy> the best ones are the pink kind
31:00 <TheRon> tuna tacos stink
31:00 <stebie> lol
31:00 <Sevi> Maybe you should stick to chicken tacos then
32:00 <simba> i stepped on some bird poo that was so hard i thought it was glass
32:00 <TheRon> goto bunnings and then its off to dan murphy's
33:00 <TheRon> geez are aha still around??
33:00 <TheRon> i thought they only had that one song
33:00 <stebie> is that 'take on me'? or is that someone else?
34:00 <stebie> i'll stick to my spice girls
34:00 <TheRon> yes, take on me
34:00 <TheRon> vanilla ice - ice ice baby
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop following me into channels Mew.
34:00 <Doodle> alright stop
34:00 <Doodle> collaborate and listen
34:00 <Doodle> etc
34:00 <TheRon> probably best to stop
34:00 <Doodle> so on and so forth
34:00 <Mew> errrrr wot
34:00 <Doodle> ad nauseum
34:00 <Mew> youre cooked pandas
35:00 <simba> TheRon do u like this nigga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9VE69f1Ve8
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Come Dancing - Jeff Beck (Mar 23, 2010) 5:53 - Category: Music - 28,250 views - 94 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <TheRon> i know of him
35:00 <simba> Heaps good
35:00 <wolfy> UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASHSHSUIJGFOBHVJVDHSHHHHAHAUUUUUUHAHUHUHUHAUAHAUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
35:00 <simba> hi pz someone said u died
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not cooked etc on drugs or drunk, itd be nice to have one day when dropkicks arent abusing me
35:00 <wolfy> AHHHFSDUS
36:00 <TheRon> sorry
36:00 <wolfy> BELTED!
36:00 <British^Meat> sux 2 b u JAYBEE
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> over two hours of you ranting and raging on about me in two different channels
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> sad and pathetic
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a life
38:00 <wolfy> Ya want a belting?
38:00 <British^Meat> Merry christmas :)
38:00 <stebie> yes plz
38:00 <Sevi> Yeah I want one too pls :)
38:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive and British^Meat, knock it off / take it elsewhere.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not doing anything
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell HIM
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i already msgd you about him
39:00 <stebie> i want a sammich, a knuckle sammich
39:00 <British^Meat> roger that stebs
39:00 <British^Meat> it is done
39:00 <simba> knuckles the echidna
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally
39:00 <simba> FLYING BATTERY ZONE ACT 2
39:00 <stebie> /ignore each other if you must
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> why each other
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i msg you about his abuse you did nothing stebie
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and im not doing anything nor was i this entire time
40:00 <simba> all we wanted was the truth
40:00 <stebie> you can't handle the truth
41:00 <BootLegGeR> merry christmas #melbourne
41:00 <TheRon> jack is great
41:00 <stebie> i did something, i said NO TROLLING or something to that effect
41:00 <Sevi> Would anyone else like a caramel filled choc cupcake with whipped choc ganache
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah you did
41:00 <stebie> it's so long ago
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> no BOWLING!
41:00 <stebie> i am like a goldfish
41:00 <stebie> bloopbloop
41:00 <BootLegger> fat u mean
41:00 <doctor> I suppose IRC is like a diary
41:00 <doctor> I suppose IRC is like a diary
42:00 <stebie> :O
42:00 <stebie> i'm not fat, just stocky
42:00 <couleurs> Yum
42:00 <wolfy> can i have one?
43:00 <Sevi> Fresh baked
43:00 <couleurs> what kind?
43:00 <wolfy> hmm
43:00 <Sevi> I gave you one wolfy 
43:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmm, calamari n red bull
43:00 <Sevi> couleurs: caramel filled choc cupcake with whipped choc ganache
43:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It (Jun 16, 2009) 4:00 - Category: Music - 14,436,582 views - 60,313 likes (97.8%), 1,370 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <simba> calamari and red bull cupcakes
44:00 <couleurs> droolen
44:00 <Mew> <@Element> I'm the Master Hacker and I have my grand masters.
44:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <Mew> he actually typed that
44:00 <Mew> then got z-lined lol
45:00 <stebie> lol
45:00 <couleurs> lol
45:00 <Mew> lol
45:00 <Sevi> couleurs: yeah they're really yummy
45:00 <Sevi> I also made peanut choc fudge
45:00 <Sevi> And about to make cherry ripe balls
46:00 <couleurs> :o
46:00 <Sevi> All for this evening
46:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha mew
46:00 <couleurs> Nise
46:00 <simba> he thinks hes in the masons
46:00 <Sevi> Xmas street party
46:00 <Pieter> But he is the master hacker
46:00 <Pieter> Who has the skills to zline emselves
46:00 <Pieter> Thats skill !
46:00 <Pieter> OMG!!!
46:00 <Pieter> Chan 7
47:00 <TheRon> replace hacker with baiter
47:00 <Pieter> Monkey riding a dog !!!!
47:00 <Mew> <@Element> I'm the best.
47:00 <Mew> * @Element ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
47:00 <Pieter> Monkey riding dogs racing!!!!
47:00 <Pieter> Master baiter
48:00 <Pieter> Rolf harris getting 3 more charges
48:00 <Mew> i wonder which name hes got in here atm
48:00 <Mew> it'll be furious whichever it is
48:00 <Pieter> Touching a girl as young as 7
48:00 <wolfy> rofl
48:00 <Pieter> Could be sassymemow
48:00 <TheRon> total misunderstanding
48:00 <Pieter> Ay mew ;)
49:00 <Mew> why would it be sassy
49:00 <Mew> sassy is sassy
49:00 <Pieter> If ya say so :)
49:00 <Mew> are you just mentioning it so you can talk about the love you lost
49:00 <TheRon> kriss kross will make you jump jump
50:00 <wolfy> no it wont
50:00 <Pieter> Yes
50:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
50:00 <Pieter> Pieter will make you hump hump
50:00 <simba> its 420 folks
50:00 <simba> enjoy this sacred minute
50:00 <Pieter> Id do cupcake
50:00 <Pieter> Shes gotten hotter
50:00 <couleurs> Lets Get Fat
50:00 <TheRon> you'd do barbie
51:00 <Pieter> Fduhhh
51:00 <Pieter> Who wouldnt do barbiè
51:00 <Sevi> I wouldn't
51:00 <simba> me neither
51:00 <TheRon> a bit too plastic for me
51:00 <simba> maybe if BBW barbie came out
51:00 <Pieter> A real life barbie
51:00 <Pieter> Not a plastic barbie
51:00 <Pieter> That will hurtr :(
51:00 <Pieter> Hhahahaha simba
51:00 <Sevi> A real life barbie would be just as plastic
52:00 <TheRon> even the real barbie has too much plastic
52:00 <Pieter> \i am a barbie girl
52:00 <Pieter> In a barbie world
52:00 <Pieter> Wrapped in plastic
52:00 <Pieter> Its funtstic
52:00 <Pieter> Oops yeh
52:00 <Pieter> Imagine her n ken having sex
52:00 <Pieter> Poor fuckers
52:00 <TheRon> do i need to get out sam kekovic??
52:00 <Pieter> It be like 2 bubble boyhs trying o make out
53:00 <Sevi> Wrapped in plastic sounds so bad boy bubby 
53:00 <TheRon> mark wahlberg, was he in c&c music factory??
54:00 <simba> command and conquer?
54:00 <TheRon> no
55:00 <Transmatron> freestyler
55:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> marky mark and the funky bunch lol
56:00 <TheRon> hello
56:00 <georgeandwell> Any girls wana go to sth africa for some aids
56:00 <TheRon> is your name jared??
56:00 <georgeandwell> Whi jared
56:00 <georgeandwell> Who
57:00 <TheRon> from subway
57:00 <TheRon> his aids helped him lose weight
57:00 <couleurs> my coffee beans didn't even arrive... stupid courier 
58:00 <fawks> its weird they keep on trying to rejoin
59:00 <fawks> do they not get what permbanned is
59:00 <TheRon> it's as if they think people are gonna turn a blind eye
59:00 <georgeandwell> Did the subway guy get aids?
00:00 <TheRon> yeah, the subway sandiches sure didn't do it
00:00 <TheRon> he had aids
00:00 <TheRon> a dietitian and a personal trainer
01:00 <stebie> did he die?
01:00 <TheRon> no but he had aids
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to try the new subway thingno
01:00 <stebie> oh, aides
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <stebie> that's like that south park episode all over again...
01:00 <TheRon> yeah aides
02:00 <stebie> ._.
02:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Philadelphia (Oct 2, 2009) 2:58 - Category: Music - 20,562,806 views - 51,836 likes (98.6%), 743 dislikes (1.4%)
02:00 <georgeandwell> He looks like a typical IT guy
02:00 <Pieter> hahahah TheRon
02:00 <Pieter> Wtf
02:00 <georgeandwell> Jared
02:00 <BootLegger> stebie thats as flat as i feel atm
02:00 <Pieter> Was he ?
03:00 <Pieter> \mark wharlberg is doing transformers 4
03:00 <Pieter> Cant wait for that
03:00 <Pieter> Released in june
03:00 <Pieter> :)))))
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix lol :P
03:00 <TheRon> damn the first 3 were shit
03:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix!!!!!
03:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive?
03:00 <Bellatrix> Hi hi Piet :D
03:00 <BootLegger> Bellatrix the homeless worker
03:00 <Pieter> Baibeeeeee
03:00 <TheRon> michael bay should not be allowed to make movies
03:00 <Pieter> I luv yewww
03:00 <Bellatrix> BootLegger, I prefer Social Worker
04:00 <Pieter> TheRon: transformers 3 ruled !]]]
04:00 <TheRon> huh??
04:00 <TheRon> was that the fallen one??
04:00 <TheRon> that was crap
05:00 <TheRon> in the first one where these massive transformers where sneaking up to the house and noone noticed??
05:00 <TheRon> come on!!!!
06:00 <stebie> BootLegger, you're confusing me, stahp.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> that scene reminded me of JP2
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> with the t rex n that lil kid
07:00 <British^Meat> transformers, the live movie, is SHIT
07:00 <British^Meat> all of em
08:00 <British^Meat> The contructacon transformer had balls...
08:00 <British^Meat> bumblebee cries
08:00 <TheRon> michael bay should be shot
08:00 <British^Meat> what the fkn fuk?
08:00 <TheRon> we need to inflict as much pain on michael bay as possible
08:00 <georgeandwell> I dont watch hollywood
08:00 <georgeandwell> Much
08:00 <TheRon> good move
09:00 <georgeandwell> All the movies are the same
09:00 <georgeandwell> If u know what i mean
09:00 <TheRon> yeah
09:00 <wolfy> want to know a good movie?
09:00 <georgeandwell> Predictable
09:00 <TheRon> and when they remake good movies they fuck it right up
09:00 <TheRon> debbie does dallas?
10:00 <georgeandwell> I wonder if they will remake evil dead
10:00 <Pieter> Well  this is boringg
10:00 <wolfy> control factor is a good movie which explains targetting
10:00 <TheRon> you watch they'll remake the godfather
10:00 <georgeandwell> Should star leonardo dicaprio
11:00 <Bellatrix> I think I might go have a nap.
11:00 <TheRon> no they just shouldn't remake
11:00 <Pieter> Yeh
11:00 <Pieter> Go.
11:00 <wolfy> Bellatrix, same
12:00 <Pieter> Hahahaha #@deal or no deal
12:00 <Pieter> NIL
12:00 <Pieter> He got offered
12:00 <wolfy> lol
12:00 <wolfy> losers
12:00 <Bellatrix> oh ffs Pieter, just because you dont get your own way you crack it. I am the one who defends you on here when you aren't here... or even when you are here and yet you still think I treat you like shit/ dont care... fucking grow up! Im done!
12:00 <Pieter> What a pisser
12:00 <Pieter> Never seen that one before
12:00 <georgeandwell> I bought minecraft for my iphone
12:00 <TheRon> you lose braincells watching deal or no deal
12:00 <wolfy> i seen people get nuffin before
13:00 <georgeandwell> That was the worst money i ever spent
13:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: yeh that be the way go public with it , bite me.
13:00 <simba> not as many as one standard drink loses u ron ;)
13:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, you're the one who made a snide remark...
13:00 <TheRon> yeah but beer is good
13:00 <Pieter> Ive got nothing to say to you
13:00 <Bellatrix> Haha!
13:00 <Pieter> So go
13:00 <Bellatrix> clearly
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmm nap
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm ye 
14:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1536580_10200697294109369_1161256468_n.jpg
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> bf4 time
15:00 <Mew> omfgbbqhax!!
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> may i help you?
15:00 <Pieter> Nf4 reminds me of food forr some reason
16:00 <Mew> how did your skype sesh go?
16:00 <Mew> with the playmate
16:00 <Pieter> I just ate chicken from a can
16:00 <TheRon> when the night has come, and the land is dark....
16:00 <Pieter> It had slimey stuff on it
16:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh lol i has to get skype
16:00 <fawks> yuuiuiiccckkkk
17:00 <Pieter> I also got corn beef to try too
17:00 <Pieter> Skype rules
17:00 <Mew> oh it didnt happen omfgbbqhax?
17:00 <Mew> thats so weird
17:00 <Mew> Pieter: http://sportyafros.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/282964_241177212666411_1599010336_n.jpg
18:00 <Pieter> I dun click links from here 
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> its chicken in a can
19:00 <Rak> it's some sweet chick
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif not click
19:00 <Pieter> Wait till mah other machine is up
19:00 <Pieter> My eyes going cross eyed
19:00 <Pieter> I think im tired
19:00 <TheRon> up in nsw, there's this dog right, and it sits on a box
19:00 <TheRon> it's amazing
19:00 <simba> sounds amazing.
19:00 <georgeandwell> How much cock does nigela snort a day
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken in a can
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> had that once
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> its all shredded up eh
20:00 <TheRon> nigella, i would
21:00 <georgeandwell> Shes a party girl
22:00 <TheRon> she does cook
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nigella mmmmmmm
23:00 <Excessive> aye, parteh onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> skype is fucking up with me j
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> no audio
23:00 <TheRon> who's having festivus??
24:00 <Mew> what a coinkidink
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> from my side i mean to whoever skypin
24:00 <TheRon> the wristwatch?>
24:00 <TheRon> the revolving restaurant?
25:00 <TheRon> the whippersnipper?
25:00 <druidess> wooo i got spoiled today
25:00 <TheRon> how?
25:00 <druidess> the valuers i coordinate sent me a christmas present 
26:00 <TheRon> i have someting in mind but do tell
26:00 <druidess> heaps of cool shit including my fav brand loccitane
26:00 <TheRon> whats loccitane?
26:00 <druidess> perfume chocolates cookies
26:00 <druidess> its the brand of my fav perfume 
27:00 <TheRon> if you ever wanna woo me, scotch filled chocolates
27:00 <druidess> ew
27:00 <druidess> some fancy tea
27:00 <druidess> this nice diffuser
27:00 <TheRon> fav perfume, a kardashian one?
27:00 <druidess> blablablah
27:00 <druidess> noo
28:00 <druidess> my mum got me beyonce perfume
28:00 <TheRon> nice
28:00 <TheRon> i like her
28:00 <druidess> i asked if she still had the docket
28:00 <TheRon> to return it?
28:00 <druidess> yep
29:00 <TheRon> i should start bottling my sweat
29:00 <TheRon> o'dour lr Ron
30:00 <druidess> yeah gross
30:00 <TheRon> it's a top seller
30:00 <druidess> definitely be asking for a refund 
30:00 <stebie> :o
31:00 <druidess> stebie will buy it
31:00 <Doodle> you smell like a large black woman
31:00 <stebie> yes!
31:00 <druidess> hugs doodle
31:00 <stebie> i am a large black woman
31:00 <druidess> who me?
31:00 <Doodle> lol yes
32:00 <druidess> ur dead to me doodle
32:00 <Doodle> you're the one with the beyonce perfume
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
32:00 <druidess> im not wearing it!
32:00 <BootLegger> If you or someone you know may be at risk of suicide contact Lifeline 13 11 14, beyondblue 1300 22 46 36, or Salvo Care Line 1300 36 36 22.
32:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to craig davids song about getting a shag every 7 days
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <stebie> oh, hi WT.
33:00 <Doodle> why do you smell like a large black woman then
33:00 <druidess> im walking awayyy
33:00 <TheRon> good move
33:00 <stebie> :\
33:00 <simba> i dont think he gets laid every day 
33:00 <simba> doesnt he just take her out on monday
33:00 <simba> and on tuesday he's still trying
33:00 <simba> its not until wednesday he's banging
33:00 <simba> and on thursday and friday and saturday
34:00 <simba> then chills on sunday
34:00 <fawks> lmaoo
34:00 <stebie> lol
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <druidess> no more hugs for doodle... forever
34:00 <Doodle> fine be like that
34:00 <druidess> i will
34:00 <Doodle> i can always get my hugs from your best friend
34:00 <fawks> hehe
34:00 <druidess> fine.. whoever thst is
35:00 <Mew> this guys nose reminds me of pandas http://www.mma-core.com/images/fighters/full/Ryan_McGillivray_1001234.jpg
35:00 <druidess> most likely a dude
35:00 <TheRon> you know sunday is a day of rest
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <Doodle> kay
35:00 <simba> for xmas im getting a fisher & paykal My First Hackers kit so i can be like pollock
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <stebie> fisher price?
36:00 <druidess> lollll
36:00 <Doodle> fisher & paykal make the master hacker kit
36:00 <simba> yea maybe
36:00 <TheRon> OPP yeah you know me
36:00 <stebie> they'll chuck in a free washing machine
36:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <Doodle> he was stalking my mums fb not long ago
37:00 <stebie> hey B1
37:00 <Doodle> talk about desperate
37:00 <stebie> lol wtf...
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie
37:00 <TheRon> a quick beaufort trip\
37:00 <Doodle> looking for pics of me
37:00 <Doodle> i'm like dude everyone knows what i look like
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I only go there ... pick up ... and go home
38:00 <TheRon> ask around in your area, there has to be an easier way
38:00 <TheRon> that area has stoners trust me
38:00 <Doodle> every area here has them
38:00 <Doodle> dirty heathens
39:00 <TheRon> b1 had to goto beaufort to get weed
39:00 <druidess> lol
39:00 <Doodle> :\
39:00 <Doodle> thats a fair hike
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs* ... yeah
39:00 <TheRon> thats what i thought
39:00 <druidess> better be kuta
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well I don't even know anyone socially in ballarat
39:00 <TheRon> there has to be a local supplier
39:00 <Doodle> you're better off
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention that smokes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not really man ... would be nice to have someone to hang with here and there
40:00 <fawks> aw doodle
40:00 <fawks> be his friend 
40:00 <Doodle> fawks?
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <druidess> yeah
40:00 <Doodle> i dont congregate with other ircers 
40:00 <TheRon> too bad The Rat got shut down hey
40:00 <druidess> i was thinking same
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him before I moved he could come down for a smoke
40:00 <simba> one of u stop using irc so u can hang out
40:00 <Doodle> lmao
40:00 <fawks> yes?
41:00 <druidess> does pieter live near u b1
41:00 <Doodle> [17:40] * PietSAbabe (~ohhhfuckpie@
41:00 <Doodle> FUCKPIE
41:00 <stebie> like warm apple pie...
41:00 <TheRon> i like pie
41:00 <Doodle> with more fuck
42:00 <fawks> TheRon you hang with him!
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Hehehehe its meant to be ohhhhhh fuckk opiiiettt
42:00 <TheRon> druidess like pie?
42:00 <Doodle> fur pie
42:00 <druidess> sometimes do u lie to ppl n say pieter isnt related to me stebie
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, now I know why Piet wants to meet
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to score off the housemate
42:00 <stebie> druidess, no, never
42:00 <Doodle> you should
42:00 <stebie> lol
42:00 <druidess> ok id be tempted
42:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Why  should he? Youre the foools
43:00 <stebie> who would i say it to? :\
43:00 <druidess> lol
43:00 <druidess> everybody
43:00 <druidess> pretty much 
43:00 <stebie> on here? a bit late for that
43:00 <stebie> lol
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Qusestion should be why isnt he here normally ?
43:00 <Doodle> we could all type /clear
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> <TheRon> the whippersnipper?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Piet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll come around and give ya a hot shot
44:00 <TheRon> grab the penis and swing like buggery
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and steal all ya stuff
44:00 <Doodle> crikey
44:00 <Doodle> that escalated quickly
44:00 <simba> light the doobie til it glows like a ruby
44:00 <druidess> eek
44:00 <PietSAbabe> Wtf Bastardly_One
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing in particular
44:00 <TheRon> druidess ever seen puppetry of the penis?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't wanna see you type
44:00 <druidess> a bit
44:00 <PietSAbabe> I dun need no pox shit from anyone :.://
45:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha doin' Xmas day?
45:00 <TheRon> so you've seen the wristwatch
45:00 <Bastardly_One> going to the mission or something?
45:00 <TheRon> and the whippersnipper
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Hahaha the mission
45:00 <druidess> hes going to stebies
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Soup kitchen man
46:00 <Excessive> sold the last 2 machines today Bastardly_One, all up $2320 from all the 12 machines
46:00 <druidess> merry christmas stebie
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Hopefully santa is coming
46:00 <PietSAbabe> ;))
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you Excessive can I have a loan?
46:00 <Excessive> eheh
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Why is druidess even commenting on shit she has no clue about  ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> because she can
47:00 <TheRon> piet, please!! you do it all the time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Sure she can but idiots can act like idiots too
47:00 <simba> is that druidess or johninja?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> My son's b/day today
47:00 <druidess> john uses my nick?
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Who knows, they both sound the same
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> adventure time is on
48:00 <PietSAbabe> WiLd_TuRkeY:i need a bootlegger
48:00 <TheRon> you have a son??
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> druidess quit looking at me like im a piece of food
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hump up hump up and suck down!
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Mygangrene leg is falling off
48:00 <TheRon> i didn't think you could talk to women
48:00 <PietSAbabe> I need a boot to cover it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, yep ... a rather big one too ... he's 19
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Nhhold it togethern stuff
48:00 <TheRon> dear god
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I can talk to women ... they just don't want to know me :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> unless they're ghetto scrubbers
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyone seen that fuckhead on the train with the knife on cctv camra pointing it to a female
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whos celebratin christmas with there family?
49:00 <TheRon> what day was this?
50:00 <Excessive> I'll be goin ovah to zee oldies WiLd_TuRkeY
50:00 <TheRon> i like big buttts i can not lie........
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see the girl who got rugby tackled by the inspectors got charged?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I'm seeing the oldies too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously I've got major beefs with a few things at the moment ... as if we can't tell
53:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, make sure to buy a mag off me outside Myer in the new year
53:00 <TheRon> right o
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what mag yeah?
53:00 <TheRon> you won't know it's me
53:00 <TheRon> picture?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna do that I think ... just decided
53:00 <Bastardly_One> The Big Issue thing
53:00 <TheRon> i know
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done it before ... you get half the cost of the mag
54:00 <TheRon> good cause
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and pay $25 for ... think it's 50
54:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten ... I bailed on the guy running it owing $50
55:00 <stebie> so you're ripping us off
55:00 <stebie> shenanigans
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to do it for a while at the Slaveways at Sebas
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sell them all in about 2 hrs
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a surprise
55:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, 100 amp rectifier bridge for my mining PSU ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1536580_10200697294109369_1161256468_n.jpg
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> walking with dinosaurs THE MOVIE!!!!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit Excessive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm, maybe I should become a drug dealer
56:00 <TheRon> i watched captain phillips yesterday\
56:00 <Bastardly_One> any good?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> good?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> heard it is
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
56:00 <TheRon> yeah it's alright
58:00 <TheRon> best not to say much about it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> say whatcha want
58:00 <Bastardly_One> will be 50 yrs before I see it probably
59:00 <TheRon> beer
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it has modern day pirates!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> raar
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Ah man these candy weapons are too cute to be scary."
00:00 <TheRon> stop! hammertime!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> the marshmellow kids never run from a scrap, come on fellows today we're manmellows!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he's quoting Adventure Time
02:00 <TheRon> i used to call my brother pop n fresh, the glutenous little doughboy
02:00 <Mew> wb clubsamwich
02:00 <clubsamwich> thanks mew mew mew mew mew
03:00 <clubsamwich> leaves*
03:00 <TheRon> bruno mars - grenade
04:00 <couleurs> bruno mars bars
04:00 <Bastardly_One> next he'll be playing guy sebastian
04:00 <TheRon> give it time
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <Mew> jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaason derulooooooooooooo
06:00 <clubsamwich> how much data does irc use? not much right ...how much?
06:00 <couleurs> 27Tb
06:00 <Mew> ooomp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, make sure it's Can We All Just Get Along and dedicate it to the channel
06:00 <TheRon> chicks poking other chicks is so hot
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh no
06:00 <ooomp> More!
07:00 <ooomp> ;)
07:00 <TheRon> arrrrrrrrgh!
07:00 <clubsamwich> couleurs, thankyou for your sage advice
07:00 <Mew> hehehehe
07:00 <ooomp> PietSAbabe is out of drugs
07:00 <couleurs> np clubsandy
07:00 <clubsamwich> hmm clubsandy, that's a new one
07:00 <PietSAbabe> No
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Im out of flab
08:00 <clubsamwich> you're out of the danger zone
08:00 <clubsamwich> well done on getting out, goose
08:00 <ooomp> flab is the new word for meth Pieter created
08:00 <TheRon> it's ok for tom green to hump a dead moose
08:00 <ooomp> It never really caught on
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Yes   ooomp
08:00 <PietSAbabe> It sure is
08:00 <Mew> ive run out of SHAAAAABU
09:00 <clubsamwich> that's good labna
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Shabuuuuuuu
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Noooooo
09:00 <PietSAbabe> :(((
09:00 <TheRon> i can't goto jail monty, they'll eat me alive
09:00 <Mew> http://www.mma-core.com/images/fighters/full/Brandon_Vera_1001166.jpg
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Speak to sassy , she was queen shabu
10:00 <TheRon> i think his name is mother shibubu now
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Thats habibu
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes a bad man
11:00 <clubsamwich> habibi
11:00 <PietSAbabe> A very very very     bad man
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
11:00 <clubsamwich> veddy veddy bad man
11:00 <Mew> http://www.lazamboangatimes.com/shabu5_net1a.jpg
11:00 <Mew> shaaaaaabuuuuu
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Hehehehheee
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Shabuuuuuuu
12:00 <TheRon> baboo
12:00 <clubsamwich> babu
12:00 <Mew> what makes it shabu?
12:00 <Mew> howcome its not just called meth or ice
12:00 <clubsamwich> what doesn't make it shabu?
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Methylaminorex\
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Its not methamphetamine
12:00 <Mew> what the hell is aminorex??
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Methylaminorex is ice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus ... http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/
13:00 <TheRon> i want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Idiots just call methamphetamine ice cos their idiots and uneducated
13:00 <clubsamwich> Ain't Them Bodies Saints is the worse name for a film, it makes me pissed off saying it, the grammatical nonsense kills me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> The pudgy sunbather who recently endured Justin Biebers cruel taunts aimed at her husky physique has allegedly committed suicide. Julie Gunn was found dead by her roommate in their Harvey Bay flat. She had reportedly knocked back several pints of Tooheys before downing half a bottle of Valium. - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/#sthash.HYrHDb3v.dpuf
14:00 <TheRon> is rochelle rochelle still on?
14:00 <Mew> thats a fake story i think
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Justìn beiber is a wannabe
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno or care really
14:00 <PietSAbabe> \hahahah rochelle rochelle\\\\\\\\\\
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Hilarious
15:00 <Mew> i call methamphetamine gear
15:00 <TheRon> a young girls erotic journey from milan to minsk
15:00 <PietSAbabe> A tale beteen,...
15:00 <clubsamwich> do not care about someone who kills them selves due to what a celebrity said
15:00 <Mew> i dunno why maybe its an SA thing
15:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha rochelle rochelle
15:00 <TheRon> minsk?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Gear is gear
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a gag site
15:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Juat dpeneds who ya referring it to
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of it before
16:00 <Mew> whats gear then
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Anything
16:00 <Mew> wot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on whom you're talking to
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Gear could be bullets for a gun
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a smack head it's heroin
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Heh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a pothead it's pot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
16:00 <clubsamwich> gear could be your junk
16:00 <PietSAbabe> It dpends on the dealer / buyer / context between users
17:00 <clubsamwich> take a look at my gear
17:00 <clubsamwich> *zip*
17:00 <TheRon> chasing the dragon?
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh dragon = smoke
17:00 <Mew> oh no shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I associate it with smack and opiate users
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dragon = heroin
18:00 <clubsamwich> it depends on the jazz song playing in the background
18:00 <clubsamwich> it depends on whether they are drinking wine or coffee and if the cigarettes are filtered
18:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU JASON?
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Hahaha\\\
18:00 <PietSAbabe> You jason mate
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Naa im not jason
18:00 <Bastardly_One> said with an asian accent
18:00 <PietSAbabe> IsaidCHASINGcunt
18:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> WHO THE FUCK IS JASON CUNT?
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Not jason
18:00 <PietSAbabe> If ya lookin for jason
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Call RAcv
19:00 <PietSAbabe> You jason
19:00 <PietSAbabe> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WORK FOR RACV FUCK YA
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to get milk you fucking arse
19:00 <clubsamwich> those ads were emasculating 
19:00 <clubsamwich> for any man in customer service
19:00 <PietSAbabe> I LOVE THE blonde
20:00 <PietSAbabe> YEAH ALL DAY LOOOONG BAIBEEEE
20:00 <clubsamwich> that was a dude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've never had a CSR office that big
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or that spacious
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I am qualified for
20:00 <Bastardly_One> CSR crap
20:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry ms jackson, i am for real
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:00 <PietSAbabe> CSR SUGAR >
21:00 <PietSAbabe> OOPS Damn caps
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Customer Service Relations
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as well
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Or CSL pharmacutuicals
21:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
22:00 <Bastardly_One> YAY
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a baking tray
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo yea
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna get part of my other couch down from upstairs!
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> the *sex* couch huhu
24:00 <British^Meat> id like to wish everyone in #melbourne a merry xmas and happy new year....
24:00 <British^Meat> i cant name you all, id be kicked
24:00 <Mew> why is your couch in another unit?
25:00 <British^Meat> but i want to wish 72 of you a merry xmas and a happy new year
25:00 <British^Meat> only 72 of u
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lent a seat to beau when he was living there b4 he moved to syd
25:00 <Bastardly_One> man, I have to stop making dust mulls
25:00 <British^Meat> wait
25:00 <British^Meat> 73 now
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I'm half dead
25:00 <Mew> is someone else moving in now?
26:00 <British^Meat> theres only 74 ppl here, but i only wish it to 73
26:00 <British^Meat> wait, 72
26:00 <Pieter> ALL NIGHTLONG BAIBEEEE
26:00 <TheRon> i liked it when it was 69
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you then British^Meat
26:00 <British^Meat> lol :P
26:00 <Pieter>  Nm,.8/9
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the one you don't wish it for aren't I?
26:00 <Pieter>  .oops
26:00 <Bastardly_One> WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME ANYMORE MAN?
26:00 <British^Meat> have a look up and down the list, or in this chat window
26:00 <British^Meat> you will understand *wink wink*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
27:00 <British^Meat> im being nice
27:00 <British^Meat> laters
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not paying you attention though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> later
27:00 <TheRon> we need to see more boobs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm working on seeing Serenity's
27:00 <Bastardly_One> via MistressofMayhem
27:00 <TheRon> nice
27:00 <TheRon> good luck with that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ty, we all need goals
28:00 <TheRon> my oath
28:00 <Bastardly_One> got any good movies?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> come round with some beers if you do
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooo bored and it's only half 6
29:00 <TheRon> gonna have tea in a min
29:00 <Mew> ooooo whats for dinner TheRon
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, what's for dinner?
29:00 <TheRon> pasta alfredo
30:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOIsYA1QDuk
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weezer - Keep Fishin' (Jun 16, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Music - 3,016,498 views - 8,541 likes (98.7%), 116 dislikes (1.3%)
31:00 <TheFannyPolice> aw poor kunny
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's banned everywhere except cats
31:00 <crash> what number beer are you upto TheRon ?
31:00 <crash> bowls going well ?
31:00 <TheRon> 5
32:00 <TheFannyPolice> cats is going strong now
32:00 <TheRon> i'm just too good
32:00 <crash> i already mastered bowls
32:00 <TheRon> yeah right
32:00 <crash> you will get there grasshopper
34:00 <TheRon> cunt? what's it like on the inside?
34:00 <Q{> some thai musics... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyXeqZCruCs
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ลาวแพน - บรรเลงกู่เจิ้ง (Apr 20, 2011) 8:18 - Category: Entertainment - 143,563 views - 567 likes (98.3%), 10 dislikes (1.7%)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got the Prisoner theme in my head
35:00 <Q{> women prisioners?
35:00 <Q{> from the 80s?
35:00 <Q{> lol
35:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x4LHLM4WIw0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drunk English in Indian Restaurant (Aug 6, 2010) 5:12 - - 2,312,402 views - 11,846 likes (98.3%), 202 dislikes (1.7%)
36:00 <Q{> i stick to music above lol
36:00 <TheRon> rowan atkinson
36:00 <Q{> relaxing...
37:00 <Q{> the video probably isnt so good, the music is ok
37:00 <Q{> i think i might leave it on all night
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twPupwsitFA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ICP - When I'm Clownin' - Featuring Danny Brown (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jul 25, 2013) 3:37 - Category: Music - 418,488 views - 3,661 likes (87.1%), 543 dislikes (12.9%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I suffer a mental illness
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not music is it?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive>  <Mew> is someone else moving in now? <-- yeah someone is looking at nigels place
41:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=91DSNL1BEeY
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The devil Toby welcomes you to hell (Jul 29, 2010) 3:06 - - 1,176,098 views - 7,687 likes (98.8%), 93 dislikes (1.2%)
41:00 <TheRon> oh yes i'm afraid the jews were right
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ze judes
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> what movie should i put on TheRon bro? :P
42:00 <TheRon> debbie does dallas?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> no no no
42:00 <AngrymanXL> Debbie does Dandenong
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> something u can drink wine to
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> put porn on n my hand will be glued to my schlong
43:00 <TheRon> passion of the christ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha nah not to suicide to
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:00 <TheRon> i watched 2 guns today
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> kristin wants to watch lost boys
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick, is it goood?
43:00 <TheRon> denzel and mark wahlberg
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta see that n american hustle
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the lost boys is a classic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> from the 80s
44:00 <Bastardly_One> vampire movie
44:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fZMoB6ms2mE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fatal beatings - Mr.Bean actor's hilarious schoolmaster (Jul 29, 2010) 3:59 - - 1,512,744 views - 6,896 likes (98.8%), 84 dislikes (1.2%)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea classic as
46:00 <Mew> you should get kristin to come on IRC
46:00 <AngrymanXL> any guys wanna fight? msg me.
46:00 <Mew> does she ask who you're typing to while shes sitting with you?
46:00 <thestig> swordfights?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah, shes watchin a gta v cutscene
47:00 <AngrymanXL> one on one, skin on skin to the death.
47:00 <Mew> what about when shes not watchin something and you're still typing in here
48:00 <crash> hey Nikky` 
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool is my Christmas icon in another chat I go to ... http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/f89cc7e7-6ce9-48e4-9623-6873.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's cool eh?
49:00 <crash> how goes your day ?
49:00 <Nikky`> It was ok..lil busy, not happy haha
49:00 <Nikky`> your day?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you people
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that icon is cool
50:00 <crash> work xmas party
51:00 <crash> didnt have to many though
51:00 <Nikky`> How was that? just at a pub?
51:00 <crash> had shopping to do 
51:00 <crash> nah workplace
51:00 <crash> not to many bangable chicks from the office though
51:00 <Nikky`> bummer
51:00 <Nikky`> why go then
52:00 <crash> its doing the right thing
52:00 <Nikky`> I see
52:00 <crash> plus 8 hrs pay
52:00 <crash> for no work and 2 free beers
53:00 <Nikky`> wish I got paid to attend ours, I might actually bother going
53:00 <Nikky`> only 2?
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <crash> 2 there 4 at home
53:00 <crash> the ones at home taste better
53:00 <Nikky`> I be all packed, place all locked up
53:00 <Nikky`> tho I come back Wed thank god
53:00 <crash> what did you get upto anyway?
53:00 <Nikky`> I worked
54:00 <crash> woah nice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she said that before
54:00 <crash> workaholic
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> when you asked how her day was
54:00 <crash> Nikky` the machine
54:00 <Nikky`> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here's trouble
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hi Bellatrix
54:00 <Nikky`> I will be at work tomorrow also
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
54:00 <Nikky`> and Fri
54:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Bastardly_One
54:00 <crash> me to Nikky` 
55:00 <crash> ill have to come pick you after work
55:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha do for work Nikky`?
55:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bellatrix
55:00 <crash> thats work driving
55:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Nikky`
55:00 <Nikky`> I be driving in tomorrow and you cannot drive so no crash
55:00 <Nikky`> I work in an office Bastardly_One, just an office chick
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... I used to do that too
55:00 <Doodle> you were an office chick?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> office admin and CSR by profession
56:00 <crash> damn ;/
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
56:00 <Bastardly_One> only male in the office for years
56:00 <Serenity> [3:27pm] Bastardly_One in #melbourne : I'm working on seeing Serenity's - You wish jellyfish
56:00 <crash> office workers think they are better than everyone else though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai! <3
56:00 <Serenity> haha hai
56:00 <Nikky`> I am better 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said, a man has to have goals
56:00 <Nikky`> :P
56:00 <Doodle> tits out Nikky`
57:00 <Doodle> 4 the boyz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha WPM?
57:00 <crash> cannot confirm or deny Nikky` 
57:00 <Doodle> re00wwwww
57:00 <Serenity> wot
57:00 <crash> i can use a photocopier as well
57:00 <Bastardly_One> then we'll see who's the better office worker
57:00 <Nikky`> that include backspacing? haha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> WPM now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yes :P
57:00 <crash> hit the big green button
57:00 <crash> bang im an office worker
57:00 <Nikky`> I don't have to have great typing skills, just know how to type :P
57:00 <Serenity> my words per minute would be about 2 if i actually wrote with some correct grammar
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mine's supposedly 85
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't touch type
58:00 <Bellatrix> oh my god, my nephew is throwing the biggest tantrum
58:00 <Serenity> i can touch type
58:00 <Doodle> wpm means shit if you have no grasp of synchronicity
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well I touch type in my own fashion
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't actually look at the keyboard even on here
58:00 <crash> they should take air conditioners out of offices
58:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Doodle
58:00 <Serenity> many late nights on mirc in the dark taught me to touch type
58:00 <Nikky`> I don't look at the keyboard
58:00 <crash> atleast make the job a little less easy
58:00 <faux> [18:58] <crash> they should take air conditioners out of offices
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's it Serenity *lol*
58:00 <faux> ......................................
59:00 <faux> why.
59:00 <faux> *lol*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no they shouldn't
59:00 <Bastardly_One> especially if you work in a call centre
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the guy next to you is a smelly indian
59:00 <Doodle> i wish they would get rid of our a/c
59:00 <Bastardly_One> with no sense of hygine
59:00 <Doodle> it was 36 the other day and i was shivering
59:00 <crash> i don't know what the best brand staple is neither
59:00 <Doodle> staedtler
59:00 <crash> marbig ?
59:00 <Doodle> or avery
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the best brand of stapeler is the biggest and has to be red
59:00 <faux> =one that staoes
00:00 <faux> staples.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *stapler too
00:00 <faux> stoiples
00:00 <Doodle> stoiples m8
00:00 <crash> very useful item
00:00 <Doodle> i havent used a stapler in years
00:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone has
00:00 <Nikky`> our aircon isn't always the best..I also have to use a desk fan
00:00 <BlackDevil> liar
00:00 <crash> they are to complex for me to operate
00:00 <faux> Bastardly_One if youre goingto correct my typing because you dont know that should of is actually should have then please dont
00:00 <crash> to much manual labor
00:00 <Doodle> last staples i came into contact with were in my back
00:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
01:00 <faux> me back stoiples
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was correcting my own
01:00 <Doodle> m8
01:00 <Bastardly_One> m8
01:00 <Serenity> oo yes doctor
01:00 <Serenity> er
01:00 <Serenity> oo yes Doodle
01:00 <Serenity> my last ones were in my tummy
01:00 <Doodle> dr Doodle
01:00 <faux> from wut
01:00 <Doodle> open up and say aah
01:00 <crash> desk fans suck
01:00 <Doodle> no they blow
01:00 <crash> Nikky`: why don't they fix the aircon ?
01:00 <faux> loll
02:00 <Serenity> my Caesarean
02:00 <Nikky`> its hard to have it perfect on all levels
02:00 <crash> they should have one for each then
03:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
03:00 <Bastardly_One> is it a small office?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a small office space your penis can rent ;)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> (is an ex OH&S officer)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if so the a/c has to work for ventilation reasons
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> (was in the Navy wink wink)
04:00 <Doodle> it doesnt have to work well
04:00 <Bastardly_One> OH&S is Occupational Health and Safety you twit Pandas
04:00 <Doodle> if it works it works
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> your butt your butt, your voloptuous yum butt!
05:00 <Excessive> mine is pretty fckn small here, fckn sweatin when crashed on the lounge with all these machines goin 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're asking for hell in summer in syd in a unit doing that though Excessive
05:00 <Nikky`> It is not a small space
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wearin this skirt makes my balls sweaty
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
05:00 <Nikky`> we take up 4 levels and soon another half
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> big enough for ur whole head Nikz ;)
05:00 <Nikky`> sure
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hawt
06:00 <Shadowgate> Nikky is funny lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm got to make dinner
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 levels and the bitches don't have proper a/c? ... cheap!~
06:00 <Excessive> oh I've had ideas abt havin some aircon thing installed Bastardly_One, like with the motor outside etc
06:00 <Nikky`> Nah its ok just for me its not awesome
06:00 <Bastardly_One> walk around work finding faults and I'll tell ya whatcha can get them for :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what are ya breaks like?
07:00 <Doodle> [19:06] <Bastardly_One> what are ya breasts like?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you don't get as many as you "could"
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what Doodle said
07:00 <Doodle> everyone knows the oh&s rules these days
07:00 <Nikky`> I have two 10mins breaks and 55min lunch
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to put hp bbq sauce in ya breasts
07:00 <Nikky`> but really I take longer
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bah ... you can go for a break every hour
07:00 <Doodle> :o
07:00 <Doodle> 55mins for lunch
08:00 <Nikky`> I pee like a grandma..I take more breaks, its ok ;P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why? what do you get?
08:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> half an hour
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was used to 45
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that ... that's shit
08:00 <Doodle> i can take breaks whenever i like tho if its not busy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> would hardly have time to eat
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i was forty five we used to go golfing
08:00 <Doodle> nature of the job
08:00 <Nikky`> I can do 45min lunches if I do 15min breaks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> true true
08:00 <Doodle> when we're activated for emergency i'm not even allowed to leave
08:00 <Doodle> so they feed us
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes sense Doodle
09:00 <Excessive> when I used to work, my lunch break was a 5 min stop at some servo and the rest eatin on the road
09:00 <Doodle> yeah
09:00 <Excessive> then*
09:00 <Nikky`> and he has to pee in a bucket
09:00 <Nikky`> its all very intense
09:00 <Doodle> lmao
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> now that's how ya make moonshine!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> in Elizabeth
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas was funny for once
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> never again.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> probably not
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> *shakes head*
10:00 <georgeandwell> N r girls wanna turn tranny
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> should we have a mock funeral for my sense of humour?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok back
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb j
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> cloning wii hdd
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i am eating
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> niccee
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb movie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> eatin wot?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> steak and mushroom pie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fker
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> *Fist slap*
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> and now watching avengers
12:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
12:00 <georgeandwell> Any
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sending out my fleet on ac4 LOL
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will prob buy one on boxing day
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> hopefully
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah my mate Ben is gonna get ONE soon as
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> depends how much i spend on grog
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> be swoit man ill hook ya up with ppl
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> spent $500 on grog over 2 days
14:00 <georgeandwell> Anyone got some tips when it comes to having a few girls on the side
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> xmas pressies and shit
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive done that shit
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah georgeandwell, buy a boat to dump the bodies
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck this clone will take ages
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob 6 hours
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
15:00 <Nikky`> drink less omfgbbqhax
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif
16:00 <Nikky`> DO IT
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky its not all for me
16:00 <Nikky`> Lies
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> and nikky ihate u
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> bike broke again
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive had 11 beers , 3 sticks
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i knew i should of spent more
16:00 <Nikky`> Me? hate me? darn...how will my life go on
16:00 <Nikky`> :P
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> cant start bike now
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> kick start broke
16:00 <Nikky`> I think its just the owner
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> cant get part til 9th jan
16:00 <Nikky`> brb
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dunno wether to have a 12th beer
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> 12th!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a bakers dozen huhu
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2 days til i get gta 5
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can have my copy
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> for xbox
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive can i saved my gameplay without xbox live
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah to the hard drive
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would give my copy of gta 5 away
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> haven't played it since week of release
21:00 <Calin> omfgbbqhax - I got to use my copy as a birthday present
21:00 <Calin> beat it, got sick of it, got out of having to buy a present as well
21:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you guys don't enjoy playing it online
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was disappointed in how easy it was though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's one of the first games I've completely finished in the GTA series
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might update it tonight and play online
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dunno
22:00 <Calin> i am not a huge online player, i found the online component just took too long to do anything
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's improved a tiny bit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> at least on the PS
22:00 <Calin> too much time menu's and bullshit
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> would be the same on xbox
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> 25 games copied of 348
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the servers are dodgy but the content seems smoother
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> its going to be a long night
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's just Rockstar though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they honestly had no idea it was going to be so huge
23:00 <Calin> but that's me, i have a low tolerance for being patient 
23:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One - the most expensive game in history ? I think they were just being cheap
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't think they expected every man and his dog to want to be logging on to the online part
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i remember when online was first released
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> took me 4 hours to start the game
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it was shocking the first week and just bearable the second week
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost 4 characters
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they compensated first month players with game cash
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but still, not good enough
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk p[aget brewster is so hot
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> big jablongas
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have not logged on since first week of release so i wonder if i get money
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 500,000
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first month innit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on i will get and put on and see
27:00 <Bastardly_One> after a huge update
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as it's had 8 of them
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1505124_792960304063422_258846077_n.jpg
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will do now
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on
29:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Excessive
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> just loading
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> 65mb update
31:00 <Bastardly_One> loading takes 20 yrs eh?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell it takes forever I reckon
31:00 <Shadowgate> Bastardly_One is funny lol
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> still downloading
32:00 <Bastardly_One> compare it to other R* releases
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> cbf turning torrents off
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the game itself takes forever to load
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I agree with Calin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for something that cost so much to make
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they sure as shit have lost fans with the way they've handled the online part of GTA V
33:00 <Excessive> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/m-perth-home-put-on-the-market-for-digital-currency-bitcoin/story-fnhocxo3-1226788071548
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> still havent gone online
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent finished the campaign yet
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> j jump on 360 and play gta
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> wow that update took ages
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> if there is another i will turn torrents off
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playin gta
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> 360?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh u are 2
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf goin online
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont like the game that much
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant join your campaign can i?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you could only play together online
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> beach bum update
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtf
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they had a beach theme weekend
39:00 <Bastardly_One> only it fucked up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> a social club event
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i am downloading
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> it told me to
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they had to cancel it within 12 hrs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you get the cars still
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and the crap clothes
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> 33mb
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorry
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> 33.12mb
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but no-one got the missions itself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> themselves rather
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking crates
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant wqait to see what online is like now
40:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked if I am ever on when there's a crate drop
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> everyone should buy xbox's
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, make sure nothing is going much
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> because it loves data
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> picking movies for xmas eve!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA O loves ze data
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha j
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> not gonna see american hustle :(
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna see foreign
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got a date
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if something else is competing it won't connect
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> with a chick from work
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> dunno where we are going
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick ^5
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> strip club?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see Night Train To Lisbon with jeremy irons
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> or Kill Your Darlings
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> night train if its with ya mum
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i heard good shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hax you know what griefers are yeah?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA O is full of the little cunts
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just to warn ya
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> sounds hot
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.palacecinemas.com.au/movies/killyourdarlings/?utm_source=MailingList&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=201301812.st.sa this looks good
43:00 <Bastardly_One> griefers ... the type that go after people
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ambush, etc
43:00 <Bastardly_One> those types
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I sit on a rooftop and sniper people
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol i cant remember how to go online
44:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome mic rage
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pause
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got it
45:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
45:00 <Serenity> zoom zoom zoom
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> another 3mb update
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's not doing them all at once?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i have to create a character
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i got my 12th beer now im having a JACK DANIELS
47:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you've played before?
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did first night of online release
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow i started drinking at 12pm
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive drank responbility
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey Bastardly_One 
49:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> ROCKSTAR REMOVED $50,000 FROM MY ACCOUNT
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow 50k
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> coukld buy a barrel with that
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> octokber fest in dec
50:00 <Bellatrix> errr omfgbbqhax
51:00 <Shadowgate> Bellatrix is funny lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckin
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid gta
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> *smashes disc*
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this game
52:00 <Bellatrix> no she isnt Shadowgate
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea so not funny
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have 507,000
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i bought some places
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is online j
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive is like fire to petrol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> how so
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his burning iraqi oil as we speak
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> YEAH put a potc movie on woo
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo theres a walking with dinosaurs the movie looks tops
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats worse highway patrol or the project or jaws on christmas on tv
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ?????
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol dunno
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought xmas was on thurs
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> not weds so mum was all gotta pick a movie
56:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1526870_10152467585027306_114601762_n.jpg
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> have done xmas eve, xmas day and boxing day with mum since i was young
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 3 days
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> of hell
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ye
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes chill
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> this one bout the creation of the beatnik generation looks choice
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch the pm eat with the homeless on christmas
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch the queen
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna go to my fav pub for dinna
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
59:00 <Bellatrix> And here I thought Christmas was about spending time with loved ones WiLd_TuRkeY
59:00 <Bellatrix> my bad...
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol bella
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wine time
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sometimes i wonder where im more welcomed Bellatrix
00:00 <Bellatrix> its always wine time PandasDontDrive :P
00:00 <Bellatrix> WiLd_TuRkeY, do you want us to throw a pity party for you? :P
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok gta online is gay
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> finished playing it now
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> bbl
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i took it out
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix id like a party
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it put blops2 in
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna put in Public ENemies if she hasnt seen it
04:00 <Mew> Serenity i made my own coffee scrub
04:00 <Mew> i actually feel like a piece of silk
04:00 <Picard> fuck xmas
04:00 <Mew> blowing in the breeze
04:00 <georgeandwell> Yo
04:00 <Doodle> like you need a breeze to encourage you 
05:00 <georgeandwell> I had a gurl blow air on my cock
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick, u seen Public Enemies j?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ace movie
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol georgeandwell the new bee hornet
06:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive you got anymore fake models moved in?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> only barbie dolls i buy
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> go slap your wifes fat arse for me bro
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
07:00 <Picard> so you admit to the fake pics u posted the other night?
07:00 <Mew> they werent fake pics, theyre from a girls fb whos name is kristin
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> admit that it wasnt a fake pic
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had dinner with mum last nite
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs goin outside for a pipe
08:00 <Mew> you were on here raging all last night
08:00 <Excessive> shouldah got a pic of her in ur kitchen dude
08:00 <Picard> lmfao
08:00 <Mew> she exists but shes not in his house lol
08:00 <Mew> shes not even friends with him on fb
09:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive is a liar and a fraud
09:00 <Excessive> like in her bikinis flippin the frypan
09:00 <Excessive> :P
10:00 <Mew> i think hes got a very severe case of agoraphobia where he needs to create these fantasies where he has people over at his house and that he socialises etc, that he has a job and money, things that he cannot obtain with his illness but it makes him feel better telling people online that these things happen
10:00 <Mew> thats it in a nutshell i guess
11:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
11:00 <Doodle> oh no i'm a nut, in a shell
12:00 <Doodle> what kind of a shell has a nut like this
12:00 <couleurs> Mew M.D. 
14:00 <Mew> howse
16:00 <SassyMeMow> and they said REPENT REPENT 
16:00 <Serenity> [5:04pm] <Mew> Serenity i made my own coffee scrub
16:00 <SassyMeMow> and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
16:00 <Serenity> [5:04pm] <Mew> i actually feel like a piece of silk
16:00 <Serenity> HOW GOOD IS IT
16:00 <SassyMeMow> wonder what they meant
16:00 <SassyMeMow> THEY SAID THEY SAID
17:00 <Mew> i think i put most of whats in the frank one in mine but i put bio oil in aswell
17:00 <Mew> brown sugar, sea salt, almond oil, orange essence, grapeseed oil, coffee grounds n bio oil
18:00 <SassyMeMow> ooooooo
18:00 <Excessive> wat's this? u made some sorath coffee liquid soap/scrub?
19:00 <Excessive> sortah*
19:00 <Mew> yis
19:00 <Mew> its most of a paste
19:00 <SassyMeMow> bought ones are never crunchy enough for me 
19:00 <SassyMeMow> that sounds good
19:00 <Mew> and you look like you've just rolled out of the dirt when you have it on lol
19:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to scrub like a rape victim
19:00 <Serenity> HAHAH
19:00 <Mew> you can choose the crunchiness if you make your own
19:00 <Excessive> no caustic soda? ........... u know like they use when makin soap?
19:00 <SassyMeMow> if i dont get out of the shower like buffed pink
19:00 <Serenity> FRANKS REALLY DRY
19:00 <SassyMeMow> its not clean
19:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> YOUR NOW TUNED INTO THE MUTHERFYCKING GREATESTT
20:00 <Serenity> -caps
20:00 <Serenity> wow that was weird
20:00 <SassyMeMow> mmmmm xtra crunchy
21:00 <SassyMeMow> is bio oild good shit then?
21:00 <SassyMeMow> -d
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i could drink unleaded petrol atm
21:00 <Mew> fuck yeah
21:00 <Mew> i love bio oil
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dieasal
21:00 <Mew> purcillin oil i think
22:00 <SassyMeMow> shut your gobbler turkey
22:00 <Shadowgate> SassyMeMow is funny lol
22:00 <Shadowgate> lol
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> IF UR FEELING LIKE A PIMP U BETTER GO BRUSH UR SHOULDERS OFF
24:00 <Mew> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8kCm40tQ8gU/maxresdefault.jpg
25:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah sif i belief advertising though 
25:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
25:00 <Serenity> the thing about stretch marks is
25:00 <Serenity> they fade anyway
25:00 <SassyMeMow> fucking stretch marks
25:00 <Serenity> regardless of whether or put anything on them or not
25:00 <Mew> mkay
25:00 <Serenity> or = you
25:00 <SassyMeMow> they dont fade AWAY
26:00 <SassyMeMow> they do fade though
26:00 <Serenity> they will never go away
26:00 <Serenity> no matter what potion you put on them
26:00 <Serenity> ever ever
26:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah the cunts of things
26:00 <SassyMeMow> ive got them on the backs of my legs
26:00 <Serenity> like mine used to be big angry red ones
26:00 <Serenity> now theyre all silvery
26:00 <Serenity> never put anything on them
26:00 <SassyMeMow> just from getting taller
26:00 <Mew> bens sister got part of her bowel removed from chrones disease and had a massive scar from her belly button downwards and she struts around in a bikini and i didnt even see it til she made me go right up close 
26:00 <SassyMeMow> thanks.
26:00 <Mew> and she used bio oil religiously on it
27:00 <Mew> and my stretch marks are almost gone after using it for about a month now
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> make up will hide that
27:00 <SassyMeMow> fark
27:00 <SassyMeMow> thats pretty good
27:00 <SassyMeMow> did you get them on your boobs Mew?
28:00 <Mew> nah ive never had them on my boobs
28:00 <Mew> but i just gave a little jar of that scrub to my friend cos shes got them on her boobies
28:00 <Mew> so we'll see how that goes
28:00 <SassyMeMow> lol u cow
28:00 <Mew> WOT
28:00 <SassyMeMow> how do you get melons
28:00 <Mew> id mail some but it looks a bit like heroin
28:00 <SassyMeMow> and no strech marks
28:00 <fawks> I love bio oil
28:00 <Mew> i think its cos my boobs are so inflated that theyre too big to get stretch marks yet lol
28:00 <SassyMeMow> HHAAHAHA
28:00 <fawks> I had two scars from hair straightener burns
29:00 <fawks> and bio oil got rid of em
29:00 <Serenity> ROFL
29:00 <Serenity> those burns.
29:00 <fawks> lol
29:00 <fawks> :'(
29:00 <Serenity> its funny cause you didnt die
29:00 <Serenity> and its totally something id do
29:00 <fawks> wait which are you talking about
30:00 <fawks> the burn from last year,
30:00 <fawks> ?
30:00 <Serenity> hair straightener burns
30:00 <Serenity> not the one on ur hand
30:00 <fawks> oh yeah sox im 
30:00 <fawks> lost
30:00 <fawks> soz*
30:00 <fawks> yeah the first one was huge
30:00 <Serenity> unless youve done it more than once i remember when you burned yourself with the hair straightener
30:00 <fawks> It was on my bed and i didn't see it I leaned back on it
30:00 <SassyMeMow> on your forhead fawks?
30:00 <SassyMeMow> arrrrrg
31:00 <fawks> ... worst 
31:00 <fawks> lol when I was 14 I had a party and my Aunty was straightening my hair and left a huge burn on my forehead 
31:00 <fawks> I was heaps Harry potter 
31:00 <Serenity> ROFL
31:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah ive burnt my forhead
31:00 <Serenity> i had a scar on my arm for ages from an iron
31:00 <fawks> it was one of those huge straighteners too
31:00 <Serenity> but it seems to be gone now
31:00 <fawks> before I got a thin one
31:00 <Picard> Serenity how are you my love?
32:00 <SassyMeMow> it made a lovely hissing noise too
32:00 <Mew> this might just be me but before hair straighteners were very popular (everyone had the brick straighteners) my mum straightened my hair with a FUCKING IRON for my yr 7 grad
32:00 <Mew> a clothes iron
32:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah man
32:00 <SassyMeMow> my sister 
32:00 <Serenity> eyah good picard
32:00 <SassyMeMow> used to PREFER AN IRON
32:00 <Serenity> my mum used to iron her hair
32:00 <Serenity> back in the 60's
33:00 <Mew> yeah i can understand that actually
33:00 <Mew> my hair was straight for like a fucking month lol
33:00 <Mew> it couldnt curl if it wanted to
33:00 <fawks> but you get this weird crinkle
33:00 <fawks> at the top
33:00 <fawks> it used to shit me
33:00 <fawks> the iron
33:00 <SassyMeMow> lol yeah thats why my sister did
33:00 <SassyMeMow> she doesnt wash her hair for like 3 months 
33:00 <Mew> holy shit
33:00 <fawks> ew
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <ness> yuk
33:00 <Mew> hi ness
33:00 <SassyMeMow> i know 
33:00 <ness> hi
34:00 <Mew> why'd you drop the 74?
34:00 <ness> buy an instyler
34:00 <ness> i love mine
34:00 <fawks> once a week at MOST
34:00 <fawks> 3 months you get maggots
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <SassyMeMow> i cant even go a week
34:00 <Serenity> i wash my hair once a week
34:00 <Serenity> any more and it goes greasy
34:00 <fawks> if you have curly hair
34:00 <fawks> once a week is fine
34:00 <ness> i wash mine every second day
34:00 <fawks> or it dries out 
34:00 <Serenity> yuck
34:00 <Serenity> er
34:00 <Serenity> yuh
34:00 <SassyMeMow> 3 days and im like 
34:00 <SassyMeMow> eewwww
34:00 <SassyMeMow> help me
35:00 <Serenity> if i wash more than once a week
35:00 <Serenity> its like
35:00 <Serenity> afro town
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
35:00 <fawks> I do mine once twice a week if it's hot I'll go more 
35:00 <Mew> yeah i do it once every 3 days 
35:00 <Mew> over night to dry
35:00 <Mew> 2 hrs the next day to straighten it
35:00 <SassyMeMow> my hair is a stupid frizzy mess
35:00 <Mew> hair already done for the 2nd n 3rd day
35:00 <SassyMeMow> it doesnt even know if its wavy or straight
35:00 <Mew> my hair almost touches my asshole now
35:00 <Mew> its super long
35:00 <SassyMeMow> it pays NO HEED to styling products
36:00 <Serenity> literally takes me like 15 mins to straighten my hair
36:00 <ness> sassyMeMow im a bit the same
36:00 <ness> i get a blow dry one day, the next day, needs to be done again
36:00 <Serenity> n thats with nigger curls
36:00 <SassyMeMow> YEAP ness
36:00 <SassyMeMow> i got an instyler too
36:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
36:00 <fawks> yeah takes me 30 mins and I don't even need a mirror anymore
36:00 <fawks> only for touch ups and fringe 
36:00 <fawks> but I haven't straightened mine in a LONG time 
36:00 <fawks> I been treating it etc 
36:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
36:00 <SassyMeMow> even that doesnt last a whole day
36:00 <Pieter> I havent been blown dry in a while
36:00 <SassyMeMow> no shit 
36:00 <Pieter> :(
37:00 <ness> lol Pieter
37:00 <fawks> yuck
37:00 <Pieter> :PP ness
37:00 <SassyMeMow> the slightest hint of humidity
37:00 <SassyMeMow> and ive got crazy cat lady hair 
38:00 <SassyMeMow> and mines not even curly
38:00 <Rak> do you have crazy cats?
38:00 <SassyMeMow> its mostly straight
38:00 <SassyMeMow> with weird kinks
39:00 <SassyMeMow> im pretty sure its not hair
39:00 <SassyMeMow> its an alien entity that lives on my head
39:00 <SassyMeMow> does what it likes
39:00 <Rak> their called face huggers
39:00 <SassyMeMow> theyre ******
40:00 <Rak> oh right shit
42:00 <Mew> oh my fucking god
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> my hair is easy to do
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have none
43:00 <Mew> my friend has got 2 christmas presents from two unrelated people today
43:00 <Mew> this is what they are
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i just wake up and go to work
43:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/988801_185355815002639_1867501974_n.jpg
43:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996082_185456234992597_1750948319_n.jpg
43:00 <Rak> must suck mean cock
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> fakes
43:00 <thestig> lol kardashian
44:00 <Mew> theyre both from females lol
44:00 <Zade> a lot of people go to Bali 
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew you must be whopring to the wrong people
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> whoring even
45:00 <Picard> bali is a shithole full of scum
45:00 <Pieter> Jesus
45:00 <Picard> should blow it up
45:00 <Mew> i dont like kardashian shit lol
45:00 <Pieter> Anyone watching chicago fire
45:00 <Pieter> Fucking freaky
45:00 <thestig> MEW LOVES KARDASHIAN
45:00 <Pieter> Reminds me of the guy who got the nail through his eye when it ricocheted
45:00 <Mew> ive never even seen the show
45:00 <Mew> theres a possibility i might like it
45:00 <Mew> but until that day
45:00 <Mew> we'll never know
45:00 <Pieter> Jesse spenser
46:00 <Pieter> Where do i know that name from
46:00 <Pieter> HOUSE
46:00 <Pieter> Hes in it
46:00 <Pieter> The aussie blonde
55:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/6Idrq3f.gif
59:00 <doctor> very high-tech
03:00 <Pieter> Man 
03:00 <Pieter> Even Mandy is engaged
03:00 <Pieter> Wtf is going on with this world
04:00 <Serenity> what mandy
05:00 <Maurice> Is her fiance a plank of wood with google eyes glued on
06:00 <Pieter> Yes, thats very nice of you to say that
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
07:00 <Maurice> Googly*
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity. came home to a spotless house.
08:00 <Pieter> Someones beeen watching the internship
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wtf did i do right?
09:00 <Serenity> wow!!
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ikr. oh & dinner cooked
09:00 <Serenity> mandyjane Picard? or the other one
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tho he forgot im not eating many carbs atm & its mainly carbs lo
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol*
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> u can google it MistressOfMayhem 
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> RAH!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hi
11:00 <Serenity> mmm carbs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so how went the updates hax?
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> google what?
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nooooo carbs make you feel like crap.
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> everything is on google
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I live on potatoes
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh gta was shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so get fucked MoM
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> played for 5 mins
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you get fucked
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dusty.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> child.
12:00 <Serenity> i dont get many carbs other than whats in veggies these days
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you are! What am I?
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> yo
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i need to tweak my meal plan after xmas lol
13:00 <Atari> hi all :)
13:00 <Atari> hi simba :)
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh yay
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck off
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol hax
13:00 <Serenity> ive relaxed my food until after christmas
13:00 <Atari> happy xmas Serenity :)
14:00 <Serenity> merry christmas
14:00 <Bastardly_One> happy guilt trip and spending shitloads season
14:00 <Atari> i bought myself a gift today
14:00 <Atari> i bought a shirt for xmas
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> a new wine cellar?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was it some intelligence?
14:00 <Atari> 'from target
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> or did you enlist to serve?
15:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, let' be more festive man, mercy please...
15:00 <Atari> i plee
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you ask for peace?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *please
15:00 <Atari> yes
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you write to santa and ask for peace?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *plea
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
15:00 <Atari> i prayed for peace, an atheist
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa is an anagram of Satan
15:00 <Atari> i do meditation zen 
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i masterbate
16:00 <Atari> so sad, i am listening to 3AW
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well you are old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what old people do
16:00 <Atari> comedy with Keith Mcgowan
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, with a passion
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how condescending is he?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love cunts
16:00 <Atari> he died
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rhetorical
17:00 <Atari> lasnight
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he treats his listeners like arseholes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
17:00 <Atari> yes
17:00 <Atari> he passed away
17:00 <Atari> in his sleep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no crap?
17:00 <Atari> 3UZ 
17:00 <Glenn> stroke
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> google it
17:00 <Atari> google it man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a good presenter even if an arsehole
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, that's a shame
17:00 <Atari> he was the best
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> been on the news all day
18:00 <Atari> 3AW is live now
18:00 <Atari> on the net
18:00 <Bastardly_One> complete cunt but good at radio for sure
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bastardly_One, do u feel like a cunt now?
18:00 <Atari> he was an ex cop mate, like derryn
18:00 <Atari> he was a toughnut
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to listen to his overnight show because he was so rude to the people that rang up
18:00 <Atari> but i liked him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a bit hax
18:00 <Atari> toughnuts
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might sleep
19:00 <Atari> that is good in a radio announcer
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> care to  join me MistressOfMayhem ?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she's gone lesbian for Serenity
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so she's on ignore now
19:00 <Atari> i spose they will have a nice funeral for the guy
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would to
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem I mean
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would go lezz for sezz
19:00 <Atari> i hated it when Graham Kennedy died
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I keep trying to tell her I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... alas
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a woman
20:00 <Atari> i worked with Graham
20:00 <Atari> i was a cleaner
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just pretend to be a man
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> makes me look cool
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hear you roar
20:00 <Atari> for 1 year
20:00 <Atari> at gtv 9
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari you have done everything
20:00 <Atari> i did the cleaning
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually a 76 yr old thai tranny
21:00 <Atari> they put me on TV many times
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a poo sample from graham
21:00 <Atari> dressed in my overalls
21:00 <Bastardly_One> eX oi *waves*
21:00 <eX> B1 :)
21:00 <Atari> looking like con the fruiterer
21:00 <eX> merry xmas
21:00 <Atari> merry xmas
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Merry Seasons shit old man
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking hell
22:00 <Bastardly_One> goin' alright?
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i hate cloning drives
22:00 <eX> 2 more days and it's all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Atari> i also bought me a 4tb hdd :) haha
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> takes ages
22:00 <Atari> bwahaha
22:00 <Atari> fucking could not figure to run it
22:00 <Atari> need to run it on 3.0
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> too many wii games
22:00 <Atari> not 2.0
23:00 <frayedknot> bLuE_DiAmONd!
23:00 <Atari> being a chum is fun
23:00 <Atari> that is why i'm one
23:00 <Atari> always smiling
23:00 <Atari> always gay
24:00 <Atari> chummy at work
24:00 <Atari> and chummy at play
24:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> lol
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> u dont work
24:00 <Atari> laugh away your worried
24:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> how u buddy frayedknot?
24:00 <frayedknot> good bLuE_DiAmONd.. you?
24:00 <Atari> dont be sad or glum
24:00 <Atari> and everyone will know that your a chum chum chum
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, do u take drugs?
24:00 <Atari> that song is a kids song
24:00 <Atari> from 1923
25:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> grrrrreat thanks
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari is full of useful information
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> boaw boaw boaw
25:00 <Atari> thnx
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> watchin Public Enemies
25:00 <Atari> :)
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to bed
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> work again tomorrow
25:00 <Atari> public enemy no 1 ?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite j
26:00 <Atari> they still exist ?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> send me a xmas gift
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> have a good xmas if i dont see ya later j
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lock of ur hair bro
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok j 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> u too man!
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> say hi to mum
26:00 <Atari> WALK THIS WAY
26:00 <Atari> TALK THIS WAY
26:00 <Atari> JUST GIMME A KISSSS
26:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> hi SexyGuy123... hugs
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum was over b4
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> seein movie with her tomoz
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite j
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sexy beast cunt!
27:00 <Atari> PandasDontDrive how old is ya mum ?
27:00 <omfgbbqzzz> atari dont start
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> old enough
27:00 <omfgbbqzzz> his mum is a saint
27:00 <Atari> she single ?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol word j ^5
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's exactly what I say
27:00 <Atari> whos your dadddyyyy
28:00 <Atari> rofl
28:00 <omfgbbqzzz> Atari, most likely me
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> or me
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> we need a test
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
28:00 <omfgbbqzzz> we tag teamed your mum atari
28:00 <omfgbbqzzz> \anyway
28:00 <omfgbbqzzz> work at 7am
28:00 <omfgbbqzzz> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
29:00 <Serenity> isnt it only like 9:30 there?
29:00 <Serenity> soft cock
29:00 <omfgbbqzzz> sezz i had a long day
29:00 <Serenity> SOFT
29:00 <Serenity> COCK
29:00 <omfgbbqzzz> and work again tomorrow
29:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i dont care
29:00 <omfgbbqzzz> LEAST I HAVE A JOB
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Monday December 23 2013 09:30pm(21:30:07)
30:00 <Serenity> lol i have a job whats ur prob bob
30:00 <omfgbbqzzz> no i am just saying
30:00 <Atari> omfgbbqzzz, i will show you a link, but i dont think you know where the actual link comes from
30:00 <Bastardly_One> weak
30:00 <omfgbbqzzz> sorry if my job is not behind a desk
30:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq9x_ymvRNQ
30:00 <Serenity> GO TO BED
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duck And Cover (Dubstep/trance remix) (Oct 2, 2011) 3:13 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,904 views - 17 likes (73.9%), 6 dislikes (26.1%)
30:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i do hard manual labour for 8-10 hours a day
30:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i am tired
30:00 <Atari> cat science
30:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i have a right to sleep
30:00 <Bastardly_One> tradies are dense
31:00 <Atari> omfgbbqzzz, it is a real serious ad
31:00 <omfgbbqzzz> how am i dense?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> go
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was baiting
31:00 <omfgbbqzzz> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> dense
31:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i am going fishing on sat
31:00 <omfgbbqzzz> zzzzzzzzzzz
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... night
32:00 <omfgbbqzzz> *gone*
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> u are just waiting for me to say something aren't you
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> well i'm not going to
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i refuse to
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew you were still there
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I wasn't saying shit
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> i am watching a movie
33:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTWH1kvIOk
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duck and Cover - remixed to Nine Inch Nails (Apr 23, 2006) 3:13 - Category: Comedy - 45,474 views - 181 likes (96.8%), 6 dislikes (3.2%)
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> so i can see
33:00 <Atari> check that link
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no
33:00 <Atari> these are real ads
33:00 <omfgbbqzzz> django
34:00 <Bastardly_One> good movie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a big Tarantino fan
34:00 <omfgbbqzzz> yeah he just killed a snowman
35:00 <Atari> they wont nuke australia
35:00 <Atari> not where we are anyway
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they should nuke your house
35:00 <Atari> don't worry
35:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, dont be a smartarse
36:00 <Atari> i dont want out country nuked, malaka
36:00 <Atari> i am just saying
36:00 <Atari> we are to far
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so? they should still specifically nuke your house
36:00 <Atari> and destroy melbourne ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, a smart bomb ... just your house
37:00 <Atari> if it fell on my house
37:00 <Skrotus> ion cannon
37:00 <Atari> you are fucking idiot
37:00 <Skrotus> pew pew
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno, it's a fucking smart bomb
37:00 <Atari> smart bombs destroy a radius perimeter
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only gonna blow your house up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, what's a few more houses?
37:00 <Atari> of around 1000 meters radius
37:00 <Atari> you are an idiot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes they do
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm annoying you?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
38:00 <Atari> that is one thing you wont get me at
38:00 <Atari> defence
38:00 <Atari> maybe music
38:00 <Atari> but not war
38:00 <Atari> i despise war
38:00 <Skrotus> or anything really
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ, you type a lot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> more than I do
38:00 <Atari> well not defence anyway
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skrotus
38:00 <Atari> i aint a know it all like you z:)Z
38:00 <Atari> :)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you know everything and have done it all
39:00 <Atari> only had 3 jobs in my life
39:00 <Atari> you had 3000
39:00 <Skrotus> I'm sure Atari has an original 1940's nuclear missile in mint condition, unopened
39:00 <Bastardly_One> have I?
39:00 <Atari> cant find a steady job
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a genius
39:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the founders of MENSA
40:00 <Bastardly_One> goggling MENSA?
40:00 <Atari> a boeing 747 with a nuke in it
40:00 <Atari> stfu
40:00 <Atari> enough said
40:00 <Atari> i aint scared
40:00 <Atari> i got a teddy bear
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I would be
41:00 <Atari> they named me "radar"
41:00 <Atari> ever liked the show MASH ?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when I contact habib, and mohammad, and all their friends ... they're doing it for Allah
41:00 <Atari> the title of the show and song was "suicide is painless"
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Medusa
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I know
42:00 <Atari> i would love to fuck a muslim priest, and shove a quran up his butt, after i wiped my arse on it
42:00 <Atari> :)
43:00 <georgeandwell> Thats pretty gay
43:00 <Atari> totally
43:00 <georgeandwell> R u gay
43:00 <Atari> are you ?
43:00 <georgeandwell> Nah
43:00 <georgeandwell> Im str8
43:00 <Atari> oh well
43:00 <georgeandwell> Im actually looking for a lady
44:00 <Atari> all fucking religions are an abomination
44:00 <Atari> sorry
44:00 <Bastardly_One> each to their own
44:00 <Atari> but yeah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Witch personally
44:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it
45:00 <georgeandwell> I wasnt talking about religion
45:00 <georgeandwell> I was talking about finding mlady
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you weren't
45:00 <Atari> i would love to have 1 magical power
45:00 <Atari> the power of turning a weapon into a condom
46:00 <Atari> i know i know
46:00 <Skrotus> I don't think you do
46:00 <georgeandwell> Anyone familiar with the old boss pedals
46:00 <Atari> you could use the condom as a weapon right ?
46:00 <Atari> i thought so
47:00 <Atari> the moral of the story is this "oh wow, what do i do with this condom now"
47:00 <Atari> reply, "go fuck yourself"
47:00 <georgeandwell> I used to wank with a condom on
48:00 <Atari> and you loved it right ?
48:00 <georgeandwell> It was mainly so i dont have to clean up
49:00 <Atari> you could do surgery and make the tube go out your anus
49:00 <Atari> so when you cum, it comes out your ass
49:00 <Atari> imagine that
49:00 <Atari> it would be like fucking yourself
50:00 <Atari> joking :P
50:00 <georgeandwell> Not really
50:00 <georgeandwell> But ill leave it at that
50:00 <Atari> i drink once a year
51:00 <Atari> so i am drunk :P
51:00 <Atari> and i will be for the next week
51:00 <Atari> enjoying life :)
51:00 <Atari> my grandchildren bought me heaps of gifts
52:00 <Atari> ties and shirts :)
52:00 <Atari> love ties
52:00 <Atari> so gangsta
52:00 <Atari> :)
52:00 <Atari> all i need now is a cadillac
53:00 <Atari> gm and ford should go, and get some decent american company in australia
53:00 <Picard> oh my
53:00 <Atari> cadillac is standard in america
53:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1484162_626086274121033_1513366283_n.jpg
53:00 <Atari> i hate asian cars
53:00 <Picard> i hate asian
53:00 <Picard> s
53:00 <Atari> i love asians
54:00 <Atari> just hate asian cars
54:00 <Picard> nuh 
54:00 <Excessive> some american yank tank .......... gd luck with ur fuel bills
54:00 <Picard> filthy cunts they are
54:00 <Atari> dude, studebaker was the coolest muscle car
54:00 <Atari> if you done racing, you would know
54:00 <Picard> mustang
54:00 <Atari> mustang is elite
54:00 <Picard> a 68 pony 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp daddy
55:00 <The_Baron> Charger bitches
55:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u fraud
55:00 <Picard> hows the pretend housemate?
55:00 <Atari> i got to dress like fucking santa again
55:00 <The_Baron> sure they can't handle for fuck, but neither can any other american muscle car
55:00 <Atari> so pedo
55:00 <Atari> i hate dressing as santa
55:00 <Excessive> the charger and it's cut down truck engine
55:00 <Atari> my grandkids are crazy
55:00 <Picard> you are a pedo
55:00 <The_Baron> the 265 hemi does have a lovely sound
55:00 <Atari> santa is a pedo
55:00 <The_Baron> like a small aircraft taking off
56:00 <Atari> he wants to know who has been naughty and nice
56:00 <Picard> a 351 clevo has a lovely sound
56:00 <Atari> he climbs down chimneys
56:00 <Atari> pedoooooooooooooo
56:00 <Atari> 350 gto is hot
56:00 <Atari> phase 3
56:00 <The_Baron> bloody ford and that extra cubic inch
56:00 <The_Baron> they are so insecue
56:00 <The_Baron> insecure*
57:00 <Atari> baron it is 700 k the escort
57:00 <couleurs> new american cars are terrible, the old ones are cool
57:00 <Atari> in original condition but
57:00 <Excessive> was it the 60 degree windsor and then the 90 degree cleveland?
57:00 <georgeandwell> I know nothing about card
57:00 <Atari> my cousin has the phase 3
57:00 <Atari> from london
57:00 <Atari> fucking nice car
57:00 <Atari> and it is smaller the body
57:00 <couleurs> you can't even spell 'cars' george....
58:00 <The_Baron> I liked the Escort RS2000
58:00 <georgeandwell> Cars
58:00 <Atari> 1971 escort
58:00 <The_Baron> with the 2 litre pinto engine
58:00 <Atari> cops cars
58:00 <georgeandwell> I hate motobikes more
58:00 <Atari> they used them as cop cars here
58:00 <Skrotus> only because couleurs showed you how...
58:00 <The_Baron> for good reason
58:00 <georgeandwell> If thats any consolation
58:00 <couleurs> :~)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Picard> PandasDontDrive u fraud
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
58:00 <The_Baron> they manouvre like a demon
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> well she is good
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cooking atm
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n mum invited her to xmas eve at cinemas then dinner, so all is well Dad.
58:00 <Skrotus> I have a motorbike
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's ur shithole of a life <3
59:00 <Skrotus> but it won't start
59:00 <The_Baron> yo PandasDontDrive
59:00 <georgeandwell> Lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo baron bro
59:00 <georgeandwell> Shithole if a life - good one 
59:00 <georgeandwell> Of
59:00 <Picard> panda u should see a shrink
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> got one
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's ace
59:00 <Picard> Excessive wat was your first car?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> got me reading shit like American Psycho
59:00 <Picard> you to Atari
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Adventures of Andy Pedo
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> continues
00:00 <Excessive> Picard, a $200 EJ Holden that I put a 179HP in it ............ never finished it
00:00 <Picard> lol @ panda pretending he has a life lol
00:00 <Picard> i had a mazda 808 lol
00:00 <Picard> was fucking lime green like kermit the frog
00:00 <Excessive> I did some work on an 808
01:00 <Excessive> for a friend
01:00 <Picard> my stereo was worht more then the car lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@my dad not loving me!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
01:00 <Excessive> yeah it did get like that in my neighbourhood too Picard
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> chinotto ftw!~
02:00 <Picard> if i was your real dad i would have drowned u in a bucket at birth u worthless cunt
02:00 <Picard> then when i got decent wages after my apprenticeship i got a xd fairmont gear
02:00 <Picard> loved that car :P
02:00 <Excessive> ghia*
03:00 <Picard> oops yeah ghia
03:00 <Picard> i spent a shit load on her 
03:00 <Picard> loved the sound 
03:00 <Excessive> yeah the upmarket thing, with EFI on the 6 and disc brakes on the rear
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> im glad ur not
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dad was a war vet
04:00 <Picard> your dad hated u
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> did something with his life
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> unlike u
04:00 <Picard> ashamed of u
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
04:00 <Picard> get a job u drug fucked moron
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> got one
04:00 <Picard> sure u do
04:00 <Atari> head job
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> hows ur small business going
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the one u get to fly around Aus n fuck hookers for
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
04:00 <Picard> getting bigger :)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> expanding bro?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> like interstate or something?
05:00 <Picard> global
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn srs?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's something cool man
05:00 <Picard> importing from china
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> always a good idea
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheap
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> quality tho?
06:00 <Atari> fucking cool as
06:00 <Atari> triple j on the net
06:00 <Picard> top quality
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> we'll do a thing next time ur in adels
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> well wouldnt want to blotch ur name :P
06:00 <Atari> fucking love triple j
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> melbourne assholes.
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> best suburb?
06:00 <Skrotus> frankston
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not too close to inner city.
07:00 <Atari> melb is the pits
07:00 <Atari> love it
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> melb it better than this shit hole
07:00 <Atari> pit of hell
07:00 <Picard> lol @ panda you have to be bipolar or something
07:00 <The_Baron> melbourne is great, shame for the wankers that live there
07:00 <Skrotus> this is irc Picard, everybody here is completely nuts
07:00 <Skrotus> except stebie 
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're all helpful
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
08:00 <couleurs> 8)
08:00 <Skrotus> hi Bellatrix 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> br4b dinner
09:00 <Bellatrix> Hi hi
09:00 <Bellatrix> I should not have had a two hour nap and a cup of coffee :/
10:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
10:00 <stompin> i had a nap yesterday and a few cans of v
11:00 <stompin> i was still awake at 3am
11:00 <Excessive> I mite get into the cherries ........... I have 1/2 a KG
11:00 <Bellatrix> Dont tell me that
11:00 <Bellatrix> Urgh, I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow :(
11:00 <Bellatrix> Not looking forward to it
11:00 <stompin> Excessiveq eat 1/2 a kg in one hit
11:00 <stompin> get cherrry shits
12:00 <Bellatrix> Yum - cherries!! :D
12:00 <Excessive> I do at times stompin
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a cherry :P
12:00 <stompin> mini apricots are awseome too if u eat to many
12:00 <Bellatrix> I taste amazing PandasDontDrive :P
12:00 <Excessive> is that with or without the makeup Bellatrix?
13:00 <Bellatrix> Both Excessive
13:00 <Excessive> :D
13:00 <Bellatrix> Yay - last day of work tomorrow :D
13:00 <Bellatrix> 10 days off!
13:00 <Skrotus> !
14:00 <Excessive> it's a holiday every day over my way
14:00 <Bellatrix> I assume you don't work Excessive
14:00 <Bellatrix> ?
14:00 <Excessive> nah, not anymore
14:00 <Excessive> I used to
14:00 <Bellatrix> So I pay your way?
14:00 <Bellatrix> :P
14:00 <Bellatrix> Or you live off savings?
14:00 <Excessive> no, I make political revenue
14:00 <Bellatrix> Ah huh
15:00 <Bellatrix> whatever that means
15:00 <Excessive> I'm not gonnah start that thing up here lol
15:00 <Bellatrix> 'that thing'
15:00 <Bellatrix> ?
15:00 <Bellatrix> Im curious now
16:00 <The_Baron> thanks for supporting me Belatrix, I look forward to ur 3 cents ur tax dollars contribute to my dole payment
16:00 <The_Baron> :D
16:00 <Bellatrix> your very welcome The_Baron
16:00 <Bellatrix> 'you're
17:00 <Excessive> curious or like ............. jealous like some ........ who can't stand another for bein in charge?
17:00 <Skrotus> that 3 cents is usually wasted on rounding for me
17:00 <Bellatrix> No, Im curious
17:00 <Bellatrix> jealousy is a sin :P
17:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, if it makes you feel any better, I indirectly pay my own salary... and no, I'm not on Centrelink
18:00 <The_Baron> oh a public servant
18:00 <Bellatrix> no
18:00 <Bellatrix> But I work for a not for profit who is government funded
19:00 <Atari> fuck i hate sore losers on backgammon
19:00 <Skrotus> best of luck with this government
19:00 <Atari> america is heading for a depression and war
20:00 <The_Baron> heading for?
20:00 <Skrotus> nah they can't afford a war
20:00 <Skrotus> they've had too many recently
20:00 <Atari> american lingo
20:00 <The_Baron> the US treasury is fucking broke
20:00 <Atari> Skrotus, ww2 bought them out of the depression
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ what I wass just doing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that was awesome fun
20:00 <Atari> fucking sick wars
20:00 <TheRiddler> you're a pedo picard
21:00 <Skrotus> Atari: iraq put them in to one
21:00 <TheRiddler> that is all
21:00 <Atari> thank fuck australia wont get involved
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a sick "war"
21:00 <Bellatrix> Skrotus, sadly there will always be people in need and despite our current government not believing in welfare they do not directly wish to do the job of community services so .. I will always have a jod!
21:00 <Bellatrix> *job
21:00 <Atari> iraq war and afghan or arab wars, are pussy wars
21:00 <The_Baron> Bellatrix, that be true
21:00 <Skrotus> what if they won't fund the not for profits anymore though?
21:00 <Atari> the last great war was vietnam 
21:00 <Bellatrix> Skrotus, they will
21:00 <The_Baron> community services will always be passed the buck
21:00 <Skrotus> probably
21:00 <Skrotus> it's kind of scary though
21:00 <Excessive> well ............... if u're sick of the shit that goes on around u Bellatrix, or rather disagree with certain political issues, then ......... "FIGHT EM!" .......... build political revenue which in turn maketh for political war machine. How do I build political revenue u say? .......... not the hard really .......... choose certain products/corps that u want to support and cut out their competition by not buyin any of the competitors products 
22:00 <The_Baron> Skrotus, that is happening with a lot of services
22:00 <Atari> the korean war from 52 to 54 costed the USA 11 billion dollars
22:00 <Skrotus> exatly The_Baron 
22:00 <Atari> they are fucking insane
22:00 <The_Baron> like how campbell newman got rid of all the funding for the tenancy advocacy board
22:00 <Skrotus> +c
22:00 <The_Baron> in qld that is
22:00 <Atari> newman is a english bastard
22:00 <Bellatrix> Skrotus, funding might be cut which reduces the number of jobs... but im secure in mine
22:00 <Atari> who cares about newamn
23:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, do you mean CHP?
23:00 <Atari> i loved thatcher to tell you the truth
23:00 <The_Baron> nah not CHP
23:00 <Atari> leased she had balls
23:00 <oldno7> merry xmas cunts
23:00 <Skrotus> yeah but you're seniles Atari 
23:00 <Skrotus> -s
23:00 <Atari> hehe
23:00 <Atari> i aint that old
23:00 <Skrotus> early onset demenisia
24:00 <Skrotus> not you ness
24:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
24:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, without tenant advocacy, it means shitty landlords can fuck people over more easily
24:00 <Skrotus> they do anyway
24:00 <Atari> still hang out with girls over 21, aint a sicko ped, just saying, lots of friends over 21 at the gym, still feel young at heart man
24:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, there is the Tenants Union
24:00 <The_Baron> Skrotus, it's even easier in qld
24:00 <Atari> you might want to meet my friends
24:00 <Atari> they are cuties
24:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, and landlords cant fuck people over, we have the tenancy act to protect people's rights
24:00 <Atari> your age
25:00 <oldno7> ok its a date atari , i will meat your cute friends
25:00 <Atari> i assume many young people here over 21
25:00 <The_Baron> Bellatrix, this be true to a degree
25:00 <Skrotus> the law won't protect people that have no representation though
25:00 <Picard> im 14
25:00 <Atari> oh they are bitches
25:00 <The_Baron> however now without advocacy or proper support, the waiting time to get shit through the tenancy tribunal takes longer
25:00 <oldno7> PICARD !@!!!!!!!
25:00 <The_Baron> and most people are just giving up on waiting
25:00 <Atari> 14 year olds are like major bitches
25:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, I think people who rent have a level of responsibility to know their rights and responsibilities and not trust landlords/ real estates.
25:00 <Atari> rofl
25:00 <The_Baron> and just letting cunts pilfer their bonds and shit
25:00 <Atari> :P
25:00 <Atari> jk
26:00 <Bellatrix> you can pilfer someones bond!
26:00 <Bellatrix> *cant!!!
26:00 <Bellatrix> its not that easy
26:00 <The_Baron> well no u can't per se
26:00 <Bellatrix> the tenant needs to sign it over
26:00 <Atari> when i was 14 i was partying
26:00 <Skrotus> yeah it's actually quite hard
26:00 <The_Baron> it's more people don't want to fuck about waiting for the tribunual to sort shit out
26:00 <Skrotus> it has to go to court for them to claim anything from it
26:00 <The_Baron> so a lot of people are just giving in to the landlords and shit
26:00 <Bellatrix> and like I said, tenants need to take a level of ownership re: their rights
26:00 <The_Baron> is what I was getting at
26:00 <Bellatrix> exactly Skrotus
26:00 <Atari> i went to a rick springfield concert at 16
26:00 <Bellatrix> ummm
26:00 <The_Baron> THAT is my point
27:00 <The_Baron> a lot of people AREN't going to court/tribunal 
27:00 <Bellatrix> I dont know who you are dealing with or where you are obtaining this information
27:00 <Atari> i miss the 80's
27:00 <Bellatrix> its fucking VCAT!!!
27:00 <Atari> time of my life
27:00 <Skrotus> wouldnt that kind of ruin your rental history though?
27:00 <Bellatrix> yes, Skrotus
27:00 <Bellatrix> signing over your bond gives you a bad reference in future
27:00 <Bellatrix> hence why you should pay cash :P
27:00 <Atari> my teen years in the 80's and disco was the coolest
27:00 <The_Baron> well tbh never saw anything this bad in NSW
27:00 <Atari> i loved disco music the most
28:00 <The_Baron> but here in qld
28:00 <oldno7> i pay in cocain and hookers
28:00 <The_Baron> it's weird
28:00 <Bellatrix> ah
28:00 <Bellatrix> now it makes sense
28:00 <Skrotus> I've actually had no problems in that department myself
28:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, housing is state based
28:00 <Skrotus> my rental history is good
28:00 <The_Baron> I know that Bellatrix
28:00 <Bellatrix> neither Skrotus, but i work in housing/ homelessness
28:00 <Skrotus> I know
28:00 <Skrotus> we've spoken before
28:00 <Bellatrix> but i rent, so its good to know your rights
28:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, it must suck having nothing,they got fucked in their lives, so sad
28:00 <Skrotus> yeah
29:00 <Atari> abuse
29:00 <Bellatrix> Atari pardon?
29:00 <The_Baron> I know my rights, but there are some things that have gotten me fucked for bond
29:00 <Picard> oldno7 can i come work for u
29:00 <The_Baron> like the last place
29:00 <Atari> those that are homeless have been abused
29:00 <Bellatrix> ummm
29:00 <Atari> case facts
29:00 <The_Baron> the landlord got 700 bucks out of me for the yard...he wanted me to do a full returfing
29:00 <Bellatrix> not all have!!!
29:00 <oldno7> sure picard , my job is to suck the farts from dead seagulls at the beach
29:00 <Atari> some form of abuse or another
29:00 <Bellatrix> what the fuck.. case facts?
29:00 <The_Baron> thing is, the garden had very sandy shit soil that eroded easily in the first place
29:00 <Atari> low esteem
29:00 <Bellatrix> umm Atari, you are a moron
30:00 <Picard> and i get paid <oldno7> i pay in cocain and hookers
30:00 <The_Baron> that was shit, shouldn't have paid a cent for that yard
30:00 <Atari> low esteemed people have had some form of abuse in their lives
30:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, and the shit you are sprouting is anecdotal
30:00 <Atari> i studied that in school
30:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
30:00 <Atari> it is accurate
30:00 <Skrotus> did it go to a tribunal The_Baron? that doesn't sound fair at all
30:00 <Bellatrix> ah huh
30:00 <Atari> it aint shit
30:00 <The_Baron> Skrotus, it did go to the tribunal
30:00 <Bellatrix> Skrotus, most people dont turn up
30:00 <Atari> you dont own the homeless people
30:00 <The_Baron> he originally wanted 1200 bucks
31:00 <Atari> and you dont know it all about homeless people
31:00 <The_Baron> the magistrate cut the baby in half pretty much and made us pay 700
31:00 <Skrotus> that's crap
31:00 <Atari> just because you work with them
31:00 <The_Baron> even with the photographic evidence
31:00 <Atari> you are being a idiot moron
31:00 <The_Baron> (I always take pictures before during and after I move into a house)
31:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, I have supported people/ families experiencing homelessness for 6 years I think I know a little more than you
31:00 <Atari> i read on it in books and psychology
31:00 <Skrotus> yeah that's best
31:00 <Atari> study case fact
31:00 <oldno7> The_Baron any pics of the rape dungeon ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs Atari you idiot ... Bellatrix is a social worker ... stfu
32:00 <stebie> streuth
32:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, just because you studied it doesnt mean everyone experiencing homelessness has low self esteem and been abused
32:00 <Atari> low esteened people become sometimes homeless from some form of abuse in their lives
32:00 <Atari> that is helping you
32:00 <Atari> idiot
32:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
32:00 <Atari> stufy psychologu
32:00 <Atari> y
32:00 <Bellatrix> I would like to see how you are helping me
32:00 <Atari> look
32:00 <Atari> nervermind 
32:00 <oldno7> hug it out bitches its xmas !
32:00 <Atari> move on
32:00 <Atari> ffs
32:00 <Bellatrix> oh enlighten me oh wise one
32:00 <Atari> please
32:00 <Bellatrix> hahahahaha
33:00 <Atari> i learn
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I am about to pray to God for the first time in my life
33:00 <Picard> i need to pee
33:00 <Atari> i am student
33:00 <Picard> there is no god
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for Atari to stfu
33:00 <Atari> not the teacher
33:00 <Bellatrix> is it just me or has Atari cracked the shits because it knows i will win this one?
33:00 <Atari> i learn from others
33:00 <Bellatrix> hahah Bastardly_One
33:00 <Atari> i am only passing on what i learnt
33:00 <Skrotus> he's always like this
33:00 <Atari> i aint a know it all like you
33:00 <oldno7> winning on the internet , like winning the special olympics
33:00 <Atari> oh wise one
34:00 <Atari> you make it sound as if you know everything about homeless people
34:00 <Skrotus> she's only claiming knowledge of her actual job Atari 
34:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, I never said im a know it all... I just have experience working in the sector and being qualified to work in said sector.. the $20k HECS debt proves it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
34:00 <Atari> i am a member of the salvos
34:00 <Atari> so what ?
34:00 <Atari> i learnt from the salvos
34:00 <Atari> it aint my knowledge
34:00 <Bellatrix> good luck with that
34:00 <oldno7> i support surf life saving
34:00 <The_Baron> I been homeless
35:00 <Bastardly_One> are you reading shit at all?
35:00 <The_Baron> does that make me any kind of authority on homelessness?
35:00 <The_Baron> :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a social worker who works with homeless or those endanger of becoming homeless
35:00 <Atari> play with my balls
35:00 <couleurs> who's Atari... i hate them
35:00 <Excessive> +ed*
35:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, experience comes a level of expertise :P
35:00 <Bellatrix> or empathy
35:00 <Picard> oldno7 you support cum on your chin
35:00 <Bellatrix> or both
35:00 <Mew> oldno7 is quite a bold new character
36:00 <oldno7> come at me bro ?
36:00 <Picard> he isnt new :P
36:00 <Mew> - Shadowgate
36:00 <couleurs> the bold and the character
36:00 <oldno7> hi mew !!! didnt you get my message ?
36:00 <Atari> you all sound like you are either stupid, think you are elite, naive, educated and been fucked by someone or something in your lives
36:00 <Skrotus> well that's fair, Shadowgate never realises when someone is just using a different nick
36:00 <Atari> ffs
36:00 <Skrotus> Atari you're deranged
37:00 <oldno7> im all of the above Atari
37:00 <Atari> :) rofl
37:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha Skrotus
37:00 <Atari> least i aint on drugs
37:00 <Atari> like you are Skrotus
37:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
37:00 <Bellatrix> who is on drugs Atari?
37:00 <Mew> no pls resend oldno7
37:00 <oldno7> hi katatonic_kate ~~~~~
37:00 <Mew> i might be out of range
37:00 <Excessive> jus for that
37:00 <Skrotus> what drugs am I on Atari?
37:00 <Atari> whatever it is you are on, get off it
38:00 <Atari> it aint working
38:00 <oldno7> mew , message in another channel.... <oldno7> hi Mew merry xmas , tongue punch to the fart box for ya
38:00 <Mew> OHHHHHHH i see
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on drugs
38:00 <Skrotus> I don't
38:00 <Skrotus> who is it Mew?
38:00 <Atari> drugs are badddd mkkayyy
38:00 <Excessive> lmao
39:00 <Atari> peace
39:00 <Atari> i do love you all
39:00 <Atari> i dont hate anyone
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if you did
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd shut up
39:00 <Atari> i am just a old grumpy fart
39:00 <oldno7> atari , are you a meber of a 4wd forum ?
39:00 <oldno7> member ...
39:00 <Atari> haha
39:00 <Picard> he is president
39:00 <Atari> nah man, i am with a bikie club
40:00 <Atari> virago 500 club
40:00 <Atari> i got a virago 500
40:00 <oldno7> serious ?
40:00 <Atari> yes
40:00 <oldno7> they are 1 shit bike
40:00 <Atari> they look nice
40:00 <Bellatrix> is it a scooter?
40:00 <Bellatrix> :P
40:00 <Atari> and work well for the past 20 years
40:00 <oldno7> its like a scootter Bellatrix
40:00 <Bellatrix> just becausse they look nice doesnt mean it is
40:00 <Bellatrix> hahah oldno7
40:00 <Bellatrix> :D
40:00 <Bellatrix> Yay@
40:00 <Atari> it is a 500 you moron
40:00 <Bellatrix> Yay!
41:00 <Atari> looks like a harley
41:00 <oldno7> are you calling me a moron ?
41:00 <Atari> lowrider
41:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
41:00 <Atari> imitation harley
41:00 <oldno7> i know what a fucking viarago is , its a girls harley
41:00 <Skrotus> you can get 500cc scooters
41:00 <Atari> it is brass parts
41:00 <Bellatrix> hahahahah oldno7
41:00 <Excessive> like the Yamaha Vulcan classic?
41:00 <Atari> my arse you get 500 scooters
41:00 <Skrotus> they are kind of little
41:00 <Atari> what scooter is that ?
42:00 <Atari> aint seen one
42:00 <Skrotus> http://www.productreview.com.au/p/yamaha-tmax-500.html
42:00 <Skrotus> you can get all sorts of scooters
42:00 <Atari> i got a 50 cub scooter immaculate condition in the garage from 1960
42:00 <Skrotus> they're not bad really
42:00 <Atari> want to buy it ?
42:00 <Skrotus> yeah I'm sure you do
42:00 <Atari> immaculate condition, original
42:00 <oldno7> do  you all gather together and thorm a thircle and tongue punch each others fart boxes at the virago meetup ?
42:00 <Atari> selling it for 2 grand
42:00 <Skrotus> you've got absolutely everything in mint condition from when it was rel-a
42:00 <Skrotus> released
43:00 <Atari> it was my dads
43:00 <Atari> ono
43:00 <Atari> owo ?
43:00 <oldno7> please dont tell me he is dead or i'll feel really bad now
43:00 <Atari> one owner anyway
43:00 <Atari> his dead jim
43:00 <Atari> i buried him
43:00 <oldno7> you serious ?
43:00 <Atari> 9 feet under
43:00 <Atari> wtf
44:00 <Atari> move on
44:00 <Atari> bbl
44:00 <oldno7> so he was gay and rode a virago as well ?
44:00 <Atari> :) hehe
44:00 <Atari> my dad was army
44:00 <Atari> they loved those bike
44:00 <Atari> harley to expensive
44:00 <Skrotus> I don't think they actually bury them that deep
44:00 <Atari> we aint rich
44:00 <Atari> Skrotus, grave is for me to
44:00 <Atari> mum, dad and me
45:00 <Atari> fuck this 
45:00 <Atari> this aint me
45:00 <oldno7> its a shame that the government exploit the young to join the armed forces only to be shot dead with meapons of wass destruction
45:00 <Atari> this is depressing :) hehe
45:00 <Atari> brb
45:00 <Atari> smiko
45:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie said he sounds like someone
45:00 <georgeandwell> hi
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and that someone lives with his parents
45:00 <Skrotus> who?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari
46:00 <Skrotus> oh
46:00 <Bellatrix> haha
46:00 <georgeandwell> im nearly 40 and im gonna move back in my parents
46:00 <oldno7> hi georgeandwell my favourite little asian !
46:00 <Skrotus> atari was digitari about a year ago I think
46:00 <The_Baron> when was an IED a weapon of mass destruction oldno7?
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <georgeandwell> hi oldno7 my fav person i forget to put on ignore L:)
46:00 <Bellatrix> georgeandwell, why oh why?
46:00 <oldno7> i said meapons of wass destruction ..
47:00 <The_Baron> yeah I caught that little spoonerism
47:00 <georgeandwell> the property prices in sydney are ridicuolous
47:00 <The_Baron> sydney is a ridiculous place
47:00 <oldno7> Bellatrix , are you getting your arse fucked off you for xmas ?
47:00 <Skrotus> property prices everywhere are ridiculous
47:00 <The_Baron> a place full of people with more money then sense to exploit
47:00 <georgeandwell> melbourne isnt too bad
48:00 <Skrotus> it is
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmback
48:00 <georgeandwell> the rents are okay
48:00 <Bellatrix> ummm why are people so inappropriate?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> luv this fkn movie
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> who knows Bellatrix
48:00 <Skrotus> it used to be okay, it's terrible now
48:00 <oldno7> its almost 2014 its the way of the world
48:00 <The_Baron> inappropriate, how?
48:00 <Pieter> Dunno
48:00 <Pieter> Ask yourself that Bellatrix
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> some people are just cunts
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp skrote
49:00 <Skrotus> why are people so unkind? - Kamahl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, I'll use manners ... wanna meet again after all these years and ... yanno
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> please?
49:00 <oldno7> suck his dick ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the manners
49:00 <Bellatrix> well.. since you were so polite about it :P
49:00 <Atari> dats better, i needed a coke
49:00 <Atari> coke is it
49:00 <Atari> but what is it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna use me for Joel
49:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
49:00 <The_Baron> is there a polite way of asking someone if u can buttfuck them?
49:00 <oldno7> hope you snorted it off the back of a hooker
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 months of regular sex
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yes The_Baron
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for a pipe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me young lass
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> so so addicted to pipe tobacco now
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do you mind if I insert my rather big penis in your anus?
50:00 <Picard> you mean ice
50:00 <Skrotus> 3 months? you'd die
50:00 <Bastardly_One> see? easy The_Baron
50:00 <Atari> fucking coke burnt my throat in the 70's... you could leave a can open for 3 days, and it still had fizz guys
50:00 <oldno7> i just poke a few holes in a beer can and use that as my pipe
50:00 <Skrotus> no you couldn't Atari 
50:00 <Atari> Skrotus, european coke
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
51:00 <Atari> i remember it in 1979
51:00 <Atari> i dont remember it all
51:00 <Skrotus> carbonation doesn't work any differently in europe
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
51:00 <Bastardly_One> up
51:00 <Atari> well it was stronger
51:00 <Atari> in gas
51:00 <Atari> gave you massive farts
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bellatrix? are you tall?
51:00 <The_Baron> american coke tastes different
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember you as tall for some reason
52:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, nope
52:00 <The_Baron> prolly coz of the high fructose corn syrup
52:00 <Bellatrix> 5'4
52:00 <Skrotus> I always thought she was short
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a different recipe
52:00 <Atari> well the euro stuff was direct from america
52:00 <Bellatrix> average?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> coke in the US
52:00 <Atari> they did not make coke in euro in the 70's
52:00 <Skrotus> yeah I hate that about american soft drinks The_Baron 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I thought that then
52:00 <Bellatrix> I dont know either
52:00 <Bellatrix> :D
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated Coke at first in the US
52:00 <Skrotus> so it wasn't european at all
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and could only ever drink Classic
52:00 <oldno7> you know what i hate about american soft drinks...
52:00 <Atari> coke burns in US
52:00 <oldno7> americans
52:00 <Bastardly_One> go down sth though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and everything is a coke
53:00 <Bastardly_One> from fanta to sprite to coke
53:00 <Atari> they always get the better shit, the yanks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously is there nothing you know something about?
53:00 <Atari> even the rump steaks they have i envy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're getting beyond irriating
53:00 <The_Baron> though the corn syrup does work for grape soda
53:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, he reads a lot remember
53:00 <Atari> Australia sells them the rump steaks :) haha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *irritating
53:00 <Atari> they got shit beed
54:00 <Bellatrix> and likes to pass on it's knowledge
54:00 <Atari> beef
54:00 <The_Baron> and nothing makes me feel like an impoverished coloured minority like a can of Welch's Grape Soda
54:00 <Bastardly_One> help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bella
54:00 <Bellatrix> why Bastardly_One???
54:00 <Bastardly_One> My brain hurts
54:00 <doctor> eat a good cabbage to feel good about yourself
54:00 <Skrotus> the trouble is he doesn't really know anything about anything
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
54:00 <Skrotus> mmm cabbage
54:00 <doctor> neither
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I talk a lot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's mostly rubbish
54:00 <Atari> i had chicken parma at happy days at highpoint, and now feel like chucking up
54:00 <Atari> farkkk
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy though ... My Goddess!
55:00 <Skrotus> doctor: wisdom is knowing only that you know nothing
55:00 <Skrotus> the trouble is he doesn't know that
55:00 <Atari> socrates
55:00 <Atari> indeed
55:00 <doctor> i'm not really wise either
55:00 <Atari> true humbleness
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we mean you empty head
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
55:00 <Atari> realitu
55:00 <Bellatrix> oh fuck
55:00 <Atari> Skrotus, best thing you said all day
55:00 <Bellatrix> dont tell me Atari is a local to me!
55:00 <Bellatrix> fuck fuck fuck
55:00 <Skrotus> :/
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yes
55:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, i am essendon
55:00 <Bellatrix> serious?
55:00 <Bellatrix> :(
55:00 <Bellatrix> oh shit!!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bellatrix> its close, but not THAT close
56:00 <doctor> a cabbage a day keeps the blues away
56:00 <Atari> daft punk
56:00 <Atari> so cool
56:00 <The_Baron> can't wait to go to melbourne in feb
56:00 <Atari> up to get lucky
56:00 <Atari> Bellatrix
56:00 <Skrotus> I like chow mein
56:00 <Bastardly_One> where are you now The_Baron?
56:00 <Skrotus> it's mostly cabbage I think
56:00 <The_Baron> I'm in shitty ol gold coast
56:00 <doctor> chow meins good
56:00 <doctor> boiled cabbage and some salt
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live there
56:00 <Atari> Bellatrix you like trance ?
56:00 <Skrotus> tastey
56:00 <oldno7> gold coast FTMFW
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a hole hey?
56:00 <The_Baron> yep
56:00 <The_Baron> not a fan
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Burleigh Waters is where I was
57:00 <Atari> The_Baron, armin is cool
57:00 <The_Baron> the novelty of the beach wore off
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the suburbs suck arse yes?
57:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, that's where I live now man
57:00 <The_Baron> I'm near treetops
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you poor CUNT
57:00 <Atari> i do love daft punk
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel so sorry for you
57:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
57:00 <The_Baron> see. someone knows
57:00 <Atari> i dressed as a punk in the 80's
57:00 <Bastardly_One> such a boring dead hole of a suburb
57:00 <Atari> punk music is cool
57:00 <oldno7> im sponsored by BCF so spend a bit of time on the gold coast !
58:00 <Bastardly_One> where the middle aged and elderly go to die
58:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, oh it aint all that bad
58:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNCo51isnZc
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Talking Heads Wild Wild Life (HQ) (Feb 23, 2011) 3:40 - Category: Music - 190,640 views -
58:00 <Atari> had a mohawk
58:00 <The_Baron> there are the toothless meth heads to keep me entertained
58:00 <doctor> check out mr business man
58:00 <Atari> still have a mohawk
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated it *lol*
58:00 <Atari> you like punks Bellatrix ?
58:00 <The_Baron> like the junkie couple that fight all the time about holding out on drugs and shit
58:00 <Skrotus> I like the talking heads
58:00 <Bellatrix> no Atari
58:00 <Atari> i am young and rebellious
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they've worked down from Longreach?
58:00 <doctor> david burn is good
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards!
58:00 <Atari> FUCK THE SYSTEM !
58:00 <couleurs> i saw him in feb
58:00 <Skrotus> mildly insane which is always the best
58:00 <Atari> ANARCHY
58:00 <The_Baron> though watching junkies make-out after a "where's me fucking gear" session is..yeah
59:00 <couleurs> he still got it
59:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha ive seen junkies have sex on the bonnett of a car
59:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
59:00 <Bellatrix> eww
59:00 <Skrotus> I try not to notice these things
59:00 <Atari> anyone like "white chapel" ???
59:00 <katatonic_kate> sif junkies can have sex
59:00 <The_Baron> they can have sex
59:00 <Bellatrix> I use to work in footscray
59:00 <Atari> i got heaps of cd's of them
59:00 <Skrotus> eyes straight ahead
59:00 <Atari> love white chapel
59:00 <Skrotus> I used to live in footscray
59:00 <katatonic_kate> together at least
59:00 <Atari> great metal
59:00 <Bastardly_One> good old footscray
00:00 <Atari> footscray is a dump
00:00 <Bellatrix> its cleaned up a lot!
00:00 <The_Baron> meth heads love sex, heroin junkies not so much
00:00 <stebie> Skrotus is very innocent
00:00 <Atari> drug fucked arera
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the obvious junkie chicks on Barkly St though?
00:00 <Atari> area
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hookers
00:00 <Skrotus> hi stebie 
00:00 <stebie> it's cute, kind of
00:00 <The_Baron> and having an orgasm on heroin is like winning the lottery
00:00 <Atari> footscray is crime capitol
00:00 <Bellatrix> hahah Bastardly_One
00:00 <stebie> hi Skrotus
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they are hookers
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan hookers
00:00 <Atari> fucking scum area footscray
00:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, must be pretty amazing :P
00:00 <Mew> Bastardly_One Atari is digerati
00:00 <Atari> viets taken over the whole suburb of footscray
00:00 <The_Baron> Bellatrix, it's more amazing as a feat of accomplishment
00:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, dont name call my clients :P
00:00 <Atari> i fucked a vietnamese, they are hot fucks
00:00 <The_Baron> a orgasm is really weak when u are on smack
01:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, thats what i thought :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> mew, I know ... both fucking annoying
01:00 <stebie> Atari, go take it back from them
01:00 <The_Baron> but once u have one on smack u feel like u climbed everest
01:00 <Skrotus> I think you're more innocent than I am stebie 
01:00 <Bellatrix> hahahaha
01:00 <Atari> stebie, i aint got a problem with them man
01:00 <stebie> Skrotus, i dobt it
01:00 <stebie> *doubt
01:00 <Atari> it is "taking over" i got a problem with
01:00 <Atari> they taken fucking 90% of the suburb
01:00 <Atari> all the businesses are viet
01:00 <The_Baron> u never been to cabramatta my friend
02:00 <Atari> 90% of the business
02:00 <Atari> italian and greeks and british will fuck them soon
02:00 <Atari> we all stick together
02:00 <Atari> fuck them
02:00 <stebie> lol
02:00 <Bellatrix> what is with this idiot
02:00 <oldno7> swedes
02:00 <Atari> aussies i should say
02:00 <The_Baron> what does it fucking matter
02:00 <Atari> sorry
02:00 <georgeandwell> remember cronulla
02:00 <Atari> more like anglo saxon aussies
02:00 <Atari> my brothers
03:00 <The_Baron> u know, all those people who bitch about their suburbs been taken over by a dominant ethnicity, well shit, why didn't u cunts get ur shit together
03:00 <Atari> italians and greeks never took over business areas
03:00 <Skrotus> so it turns out Atari is a racist moron 
03:00 <Atari> even lonsdale st has been sold out to asians
03:00 <The_Baron> wtf
03:00 <Bellatrix> heheh The_Baron loves it!
03:00 <The_Baron> Melbourne has more greeks in it than most greek cities (other than athens)
03:00 <Atari> Skrotus, i am a equal oppurtunity racist
03:00 <The_Baron> oh they take over shit
04:00 <Skrotus> no you aren't
04:00 <Atari> to those that cant stand multi culturism
04:00 <Atari> i am mutli cultural
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie can I have ops?
04:00 <Atari> i like to blend
04:00 <Bellatrix> hahahaha
04:00 <Skrotus> I like the food
04:00 <Atari> some cunts dont bkebd
04:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, you would be evil with ops :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can ban Atari? please?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhh you
04:00 <Atari> i would love a viet wife, but the bitches stick together
04:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
04:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, sorry i'm just a level 100 op
04:00 <Atari> so fuck them
04:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One stfu
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you only still a 100 dude?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
05:00 <stebie> nah, i am shitting ya
05:00 <Atari> dont slander and lie Bastardly_One
05:00 <Atari> it dont work
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Atari> i know what i am
05:00 <Atari> lol ?
05:00 <oldno7> yeah he has to suck another 10 cocks to get to 200
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ignoring you
05:00 <Atari> my besty friends are viets
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to stebie
05:00 <stebie> fine B1
05:00 <Atari> they are aussies born here
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari
05:00 <Atari> aussie/viets
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm cheese
05:00 <Atari> ok man
05:00 <Skrotus> stebie threatened me last time I tried to correct him on his access level
05:00 <Skrotus> :(
05:00 <Atari> sorry
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> its been so long
05:00 <megamanga> i put on my robe and wizard hat
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk 10 35
05:00 <Atari> i love all people
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> feels later
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> so tired
06:00 <Atari> i just get emo :)
06:00 <Atari> rofl
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate everyone
06:00 <Atari> stebie, how you been girl ?
06:00 <Atari> ooops
06:00 <Atari> boy....
06:00 <Atari> man ?
06:00 <Atari> jk :)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, you were right last night
06:00 <Bastardly_One> stan all over man
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even down to greek and living at home still
06:00 <Atari> stan the man leather tan
06:00 <Atari> did kickboxing :)
07:00 <stebie> i live at home
07:00 <Atari> cant walk anymore :(
07:00 <stebie> by myself
07:00 <stebie> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice ... you remind us of another greek dickhead
07:00 <Atari> i used to do kickboxing for 20 years
07:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> stan the man got starched by duke roufus
07:00 <stebie> nothing wrong with that
07:00 <Bastardly_One> around your age
07:00 <Atari> i got diabetes now
07:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> greeks arent that good at fighting
07:00 <The_Baron> is that home got greek collumns, plastic on all the furniture and the residents idea of gardening is with a trowel and concrete?
07:00 <Atari> did weights for 20 years
07:00 <Atari> i was a mean machine :)
07:00 <Atari> got heaps of trophys :)
07:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> anyone can buy trophys
07:00 <Atari> but i cant fucking walk, feel like a 90 year old
07:00 <Atari> it sucks
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Bastardly_One> I hate everyone and especially Fraggles!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
08:00 <Atari> that is sport for you
08:00 <Atari> it fucks you up
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK FRAGGLE ROCK!
08:00 <georgeandwell> hi
08:00 <Atari> and so does lots of sugar
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
08:00 <Atari> get of the sugar folks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fraggles ... FUCK THEM
08:00 <The_Baron> yeah fuck Fraggles and the rock they climbed out of
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <Skrotus> dance your cares away
08:00 <Skrotus> worries for another day
08:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One is hypo on the shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what The_Baron said!
08:00 <Skrotus> let the music play
08:00 <Bastardly_One> on what shit?
08:00 <Skrotus> down at fraggle rock
08:00 <Atari> how many fucking cans of coke you had Bastardly_One ?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Skrotus hush immediately!
09:00 <Skrotus> RIP Jim Henson
09:00 <Atari> i cried when he died
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that annoying blow fly you can never get?
09:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgm6XCokNw
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: welle: erdball - Deutsche Liebe (C=64) (Jan 8, 2012) 3:42 - Category: Music - 146,310 views - 875 likes (95.2%), 44 dislikes (4.8%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Atari
09:00 <Atari> kermit the frog delivered the sermon
09:00 <Excessive> fckn smokin but I'm not really gettin anymoar stond
09:00 <Atari> i saw it live
09:00 <Bellatrix> man there's a lot of stoners around
09:00 <Skrotus> how could kermit deliver the sermon? henson was his voice
09:00 <Atari> jim was a legend
09:00 <Skrotus> that's just dumb
09:00 <Atari> someone did the voice apparently
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo sth park on
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, half this channel ... the other half are drunks
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fuckin hungry
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> RED ROCKET!
10:00 <Atari> kermit did the sermon
10:00 <Skrotus> I'm not a stoner I just like muppets
10:00 <Ben> Evening
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> bella XD
10:00 <The_Baron> Bellatrix. we are stoners, we are legion, we are many but one
10:00 <Atari> believe it or not
10:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, i must be minority, im neither
10:00 <Atari> but yeah
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> can i sit in with the minority
10:00 <Atari> i loved animal and beaker
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta go make a salad or somethin
10:00 <Atari> beaker was my fav
10:00 <The_Baron> who can stand people without a bit of chemical assistance from time to time
10:00 <The_Baron> fuck people
10:00 <Excessive> I like the party lief still
10:00 <Excessive> :D
10:00 <Atari> chef was the best
10:00 <Atari> must admit
11:00 <Ben> Bellatrix : Howdy :)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> people are arses
11:00 <Bellatrix> Hi hi Ben :D
11:00 <Atari> swedes are the shittest cooks
11:00 <Ben> Hows it going?
11:00 <Atari> swedish food is crap
11:00 <Atari> all fish dishes
11:00 <The_Baron> seriously, if I wasn't stoned most of the time, I'd be forced to have a 9-5 job and deal with them more often than I do
11:00 <Bellatrix> Mm not bad, holidays after tomorrow :D
11:00 <The_Baron> that would not be ideal to say the least
11:00 <Ben> Mine started today :)
11:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
11:00 <Ben> Megan's start tomorrow
11:00 <Bellatrix> :D
12:00 <georgeandwell> do anyone think microsoft and apple are the greatest
12:00 <Bastardly_One> every day is a holiday for me
12:00 <megamanga> hey warlock
12:00 <Bellatrix> I got so much shit to do - work, shopping, visit family
12:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1528721_704297992969609_1388559822_n.jpg
12:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
12:00 <Ben> The last week of would should be relaxing and preparing to wind down for the break - nup, was so fucken busy
12:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, wat suburb u in ? if you don't mind me asking, sorry...
12:00 <Excessive> join zah club Bastardly_One :D
12:00 <Atari> just asking
12:00 <Ben> Wanted to drink myself stupid after work was over on Friday
12:00 <megamanga> that little cunt, id get my kid put down if he did that
12:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> where is bee_hornet
12:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, i do mind
12:00 <Atari> fine
12:00 <Atari> sorry
12:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> our lil paki fren
12:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, i feel ya
13:00 <The_Baron> megamanga, the point is if u used a durex, u wouldn't need to
13:00 <Ben> Haha.. Bellatrix, I wanna get myself one of these for shits and giggles
13:00 <Ben> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Old-Glory-Mens-Cheer-Up-Emo-Kid-T-Shirt-Black-/131051660711?pt=US_Mens_Tshirts&var&hash=item1e8349a5a7&_uhb=1
13:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, you like gay sex ?
13:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, get yourself what?
13:00 <megamanga> i get the point
13:00 <Skrotus> the tshirt he linked
13:00 <Ben> The tshirt in the linkhaha
13:00 <Ben> link haha*
13:00 <Atari> rofl
13:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> warlock loves greek gaysex
13:00 <Bellatrix> ah
14:00 <Bellatrix> i try not to open links on irc
14:00 <Bellatrix> :D
14:00 <Bellatrix> or anywhere for that matter - i dont trust people
14:00 <Bellatrix> :P
14:00 <Ben> Its totally early 2000's but who cares
14:00 <Ben> ITs funny
14:00 <Atari> warlock acka warp acka greeks love leather jackets
14:00 <Ben> aww.. not even me? :P
14:00 <Ben> lol its all good
14:00 <Atari> and fat cunts
14:00 <Bellatrix> you have nfi how bad this year has been :/
14:00 <The_Baron> scared to open links? sounds like your firewall is a pussy!
14:00 <Ben> I think its been bad everywhere
14:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> greeks love monaros
14:00 <Atari> firewall ?
15:00 <Skrotus> ebay is pretty safe
15:00 <Atari> what is a firewall ?
15:00 <The_Baron> greeks also love fucking each other up the arse
15:00 <Atari> i am a Atari
15:00 <Excessive> u must be doin somethin wrong Bellatrix
15:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> apubisu
15:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> dre
15:00 <Atari> we don't know what a firewall is
15:00 <The_Baron> I think between buttfucking small boys and eating overcooked lamb, they stumbled upon democracy to
15:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> lmao
15:00 <The_Baron> not sure of the chronology
15:00 <Atari> is it a wall on fire ?
15:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> greeks as an ethnicity dont really exist
15:00 <Bellatrix> i know what a firewall is - i just dont trust people
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah people suck
16:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> after 400 years of turkish rule
16:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> they are all half caste mongols
16:00 <The_Baron> Willy_Fingerbottom, so are turks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the otterman period
16:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, that they do
16:00 <Excessive> ottoman*
16:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> at least turks offer more of a range of dips with a kebab
16:00 <The_Baron> turks were originally half caste mongols who fucked half caste arabs and half caste balkan people
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that Excessive
16:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> greeks are like jews
16:00 <Atari> get a slip ppp connection through your isp's shell on a 56k dialup, use telix and dos, and log onto austnet, that will fuck the admins minds
16:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> garlic sauce
16:00 <Skrotus> doner kebab: the legacy of the ottoman empire
16:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> or gtfo
17:00 <Atari> you noobs
17:00 <Ben> hey Bellatrix, do you like Muse?
17:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, yes :D
17:00 <Bellatrix> did you see them?
17:00 <Ben> Sure did
17:00 <Ben> Oh
17:00 <Skrotus> how would it Atari?
17:00 <Ben> My 
17:00 <Ben> God
17:00 <Bellatrix> Damn you!
17:00 <Bellatrix> amazing?
17:00 <Skrotus> it would just be a normal connection
17:00 <Ben> Hell yes..
17:00 <The_Baron> Skrotus, the ottoman empires legacy was putting your feet up
17:00 <Atari> Longie, i aint giving them any ideas btw
17:00 <Atari> they are noobs
17:00 <Skrotus> ehhe
17:00 <The_Baron> (let's see if that sinks in)
17:00 <Bellatrix> Actually I saw them a few years ago at Big Day out :D
17:00 <Ben> Thats really the only way to describe it
17:00 <Ben> Same here
17:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> lmao
17:00 <Bellatrix> :D
17:00 <Ben> I saw the ads for their shows earlier in the year
17:00 <Bellatrix> yeeah
17:00 <Skrotus> you have nfi what you're talking about Atari 
17:00 <Ben> So I got online and bought tickets on the spot
17:00 <Atari> Skrotus, totallyu
18:00 <Atari> totally
18:00 <Bellatrix> :D
18:00 <Ben> Then yelled through the house "MEGAN, WE'RE GOING TO MUSE IN DECEMBER"
18:00 <Atari> i am drunk
18:00 <Bellatrix> hahahaha
18:00 <Ben> Followed by "Who are they??"
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Matt Bellamy is a fuckwit
18:00 <Bellatrix> hahahahahah Ben!
18:00 <Atari> dont give dorks ideas or teach them either
18:00 <Atari> let them be noobs
18:00 <Ben> I was like.. *chokes on beer* - YOU FUCKEN WHAT!?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and Muse have become a Queen and Beatles rip off now
18:00 <Bellatrix> you should have taken someone who is a fan!
18:00 <Atari> fucking nice night on triple j
18:00 <Skrotus> because they might use outdated internet connections to join irc?
18:00 <Bellatrix> what a waste :P
18:00 <Atari> good night tonight
18:00 <Skrotus> it's not hacking, it's just pointless
18:00 <Ben> So I have her a list of tracks to listen to
19:00 <Ben> And she found a few she recognised
19:00 <Atari> triple j tonight is so cool
19:00 <Ben> But after the show
19:00 <Ben> She was like.. omfg..
19:00 <Bellatrix> oh good :D
19:00 <Ben> Didn't speak for about 30 minutes after the show
19:00 <Bellatrix> haha
19:00 <Ben> We went with one of her cousins and his wife
19:00 <The_Baron> oh shit that reminds me, I gotta get Muse tickets
19:00 <Bellatrix> :D
19:00 <Atari> some dick gave his mobile on triple k
19:00 <The_Baron> (my missus likes em, and I don't mind the odd track )
19:00 <Ben> I forget who the support was, but fuck me they were shit
19:00 <Atari> i will post it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pumped for deadmau5
20:00 <Atari> waiting for it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> double pass to that for nothing :D
20:00 <Atari> the announcer gave his mobile number
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and hang with Joel for the day
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> makin omlette yea yea!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you can seriously come Bella
20:00 <Bellatrix> Anyways, some of us have to work tomorrow. Nighty night kids
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the 9th of March
20:00 <Ben> aw poo to that..
20:00 <Ben> ;p;
20:00 <Atari> work on xmas eve ?
20:00 <Ben> lol
20:00 <Atari> that must suck
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini bella bambini
20:00 <Ben> Short day I hope?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
20:00 <Atari> good work Bellatrix
20:00 <Atari> keep up the good work
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> omlette then bed XD
21:00 <Bastardly_One> night Bellatrix
21:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, finish at 2 then I have to run around shopping and visit my grandmother
21:00 <Atari> wish i had a grandmother
21:00 <Ben> At least its not all work
22:00 <Bellatrix> yeah :D
22:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, can i live with you ? i am honeless
22:00 <Atari> in your house :)
22:00 <Atari> haha
22:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, i have professional boundaries so NO!
22:00 <Ben> I spent the day putting up a swing set and trampoline for the nieces
23:00 <Atari> kidding...
23:00 <Ben> Atari : Its far from funny to joke about being homeless..
23:00 <Atari> i bought a box of condoms for my brother
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's one thing to give some rudimentaty support for the homeless with the prospect of an income
24:00 <The_Baron> however to actually house a smelly homeless person with no financial reward is just...blah
24:00 <The_Baron> :P
24:00 <Atari> Ben, i was not joking at the homeless
24:00 <Atari> aint making fun at the homeless
24:00 <Excessive> In 1461 Mohammed II, the conqueror of Constantinople, a man not noted for his squeamishness, returned to Constantinople after being sickened by the sight of twenty thousand impaled Turkish prisoners outside of the city of Tirgoviste. This gruesome sight is remembered in history as "the Forest of the Impaled."
24:00 <Atari> and you got no life
25:00 <The_Baron> Vlad that cunt
25:00 <Atari> Excessive, interesting
25:00 <Atari> constantine the great
25:00 <Atari> flavius maximus
25:00 <Atari> maximis erectus
25:00 <The_Baron> biggus dickus
25:00 <Atari> fag cunt turk
25:00 <Atari> fag cunt greek
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ataricus spasticus
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> awv bella so nice
25:00 <Atari> both love it up the bum
26:00 <Atari> either way
26:00 <georgeandwell> any trannies online 2nite
26:00 <Transmatron> Vlad Teppes Dracul
26:00 <Atari> hope beeh comes on
27:00 <Transmatron> inspriration for dracula
27:00 <Atari> dialup sucks
27:00 <Atari> but it is elite
27:00 <Transmatron> fcken badass mothafuka
27:00 <Excessive> Vlad Dracul was his father
27:00 <Transmatron> nah
27:00 <Transmatron> i know more than you cunt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
27:00 <Transmatron> dont u fucken correct me
27:00 <Atari> dialup is plenty for ice
27:00 <Atari> irc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so fuck up wheelie boy
27:00 <Excessive> lol he knows more than me
27:00 <Atari> ip changes all the time
27:00 <Skrotus> jessus
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you called Skrotus?
27:00 <Transmatron> comb your hair Bastardly_One, its all messy n shit
28:00 <Atari> dialup is for tards like beeh
28:00 <georgeandwell> beeh is into traaniies
28:00 <Excessive> do u speak Romanian by any chance Transmatron?
28:00 <Transmatron> whoopsy, mah bayd
28:00 <Atari> that are paranoid fucks
28:00 <Skrotus> nobody is using dialup Atari 
28:00 <Skrotus> because it's shit
28:00 <Atari> it is good in one way
28:00 <The_Baron> I got a dialup modem somewhere still
28:00 <Atari> you will get a new ip everytime you call
28:00 <Atari> that is what makes it better
28:00 <Skrotus> you can get that with dsl without even costing you a phone call each time
29:00 <Atari> that is pppoe
29:00 <Atari> adsl is worse
29:00 <Bastardly_One> GAH!
29:00 <The_Baron> just in case there is like a time when aliens will invade and fuck up our telecommunications systems, and for some reason we will only be able to create a global alliance thanks to the few ppl who kept their 56kbps modems
29:00 <Atari> it aint ppp
29:00 <Skrotus> adsl uses pppoe
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <Atari> i know what it uses
29:00 <Atari> i just mentioned
29:00 <Atari> dialup is not over ethernet
29:00 <Atari> it is landline pure PPP
30:00 <Skrotus> so how is adsl worse?
30:00 <Skrotus> at all?
30:00 <Atari> dude
30:00 <Atari> you are educated
30:00 <Atari> nevermind
30:00 <couleurs> lol
31:00 <Atari> i evaded many bans on yahoo chat and paltalk using dialup
31:00 <Atari> cant do that shit with adsl or cable
31:00 <Skrotus> it's an ip
31:00 <Atari> you need to change the max
31:00 <Atari> mac
31:00 <couleurs> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
31:00 <Skrotus> lol wtf
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got ice cream
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets have iceacreeemz
31:00 <Atari> severe bans
31:00 <Excessive> u can evade any irc ban with dynamic
31:00 <Atari> i mean
31:00 <Atari> kline
31:00 <Skrotus> a dialup modem has a mac like anything else
32:00 <Excessive> that's dsl*
32:00 <Atari> that is 90's
32:00 <Atari> yes Excessive
32:00 <Atari> Excessive is intelligent :)
32:00 <couleurs> Atari still trying to dig himself out of a hole
32:00 <Excessive> all u do is chnage ur ident/nick and restart ur modem n get a new ip
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if he was smart he'd bury himself
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even need to do the nick bit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just reset your modem
33:00 <Excessive> dependin on the ban mask Bastardly_One
33:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough
34:00 <couleurs> or just ipconfig /release like a pro
34:00 <Atari> or new nic card
35:00 <Atari> even better
35:00 <couleurs> shut up you don't know anything, you've proved it already OK BYE
35:00 <Atari> :)
35:00 <Atari> what is a firewall ?
35:00 <Atari> i am Atari
35:00 <Atari> dick
35:00 <oldno7> its on the car between your legs and the engine
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn whut! fred claus is on
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
36:00 <Skrotus> wtf would you get a new network card just to evade an irc ban?
36:00 <georgeandwell> anyone here go to brothels
36:00 <Skrotus> that's insane
36:00 <couleurs> it's when theirs a fire and a wall
36:00 <oldno7> a firewall stops the engine sitting on youyr lap in an accident
37:00 <oldno7> georgeandwell ive never been to a brothel , but ive snorted coke off a hookers back in my loungeroom
37:00 <Excessive> u don't need a new nic, with dynamic it doesn't matter and static it doesn't do shit
37:00 <Skrotus> I hate it when people are wrong
37:00 <oldno7> Excessive is a hacker
37:00 <Skrotus> stop being wrong Atari!!!!\
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif fkn american horror story coven wasnt on tonite
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk sake
38:00 <couleurs> thank u Skrotus 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> how cool does walking with dinosaurs the movie look!
38:00 <Atari> http://makezine.com/2007/10/16/atari-2600-joystick-hacke/
38:00 <couleurs> yeah, maybe if you're 12
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHO3vXVHkU
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Khe Santa - A Cold Chisel Christmas in Australia (Dec 16, 2013) 3:22 - Category: Music - 10,172 views - 123 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i 12
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> love smurfs
39:00 <Atari> Really nice hack and how-to to turn an old Atari 2600 joystick into a TV remote control. Now if only you could also use it during Sunday Night Football to zap some life back into your ailing team.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmai boobs r coming in
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> your what now?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah how r u too
41:00 <couleurs> Ignore ON
41:00 <Atari> Really nice hack and how-to to turn an old Atari 2600 joystick into a TV remote control. Now if only you could also use it during Sunday Night Football to zap some life back into your ailing team
41:00 <Atari> Oh, yeah, and so you know who I am and what my personal biases are, I'm Logik Bomb, pleased to meet you. I'm in high school, I own an Apple Power Macintosh 4400/200 (32/2) (as well as a 33.6 internal modem, a Zip drive and an internal twelve-speed CD-ROM drive), and I am a hacker (by definitions one, two, three and five in my entry). I have written for _Phrack Magazine_ (volume seven, issue forty-eight). I read a lot of cyberpunk fiction. I was a 
42:00 <beehhh> 13Agey janlay bondhu tore pereet kortem naa
42:00 <Kynetic> who is this Atari douchebag?
42:00 <Atari> miss you Kynetic :)
43:00 <beehhh> translate: if only knew i'd be betrayed wouldnt make love with you
43:00 <Kynetic> you own an apple. no doubt youre proud of it too? :P
43:00 <Atari> aint been on for years
43:00 <Atari> that was in the 90's
43:00 <Kynetic> do you have an ipad and an iphone too?
43:00 <Skrotus> years/a year
43:00 <Atari> that text
43:00 <Kynetic> and apple tv?
43:00 <Atari> when i was young
43:00 <beehhh> are we alive?
43:00 <Atari> beehhh :)
43:00 <beehhh> hi thomas
43:00 <Atari> hey man
44:00 <beehhh> i was gonna call alex angelopulos
44:00 <georgeandwell> glenelg spelt backwards is glenelg
44:00 <Atari> yeah, he a big fag apparently
44:00 <beehhh> gillard sold her altona homles to some asian
44:00 <Atari> gillard is a dike
45:00 <Atari> she even looks it
45:00 <georgeandwell> yeah asians buying everything
45:00 <oldno7> fucking asians
45:00 <beehhh> china currency is strong
45:00 <oldno7> hey george
45:00 <Atari> asians are good business people perse
45:00 <oldno7> cant drive
45:00 <beehhh> 1aud= 5bucks in china
45:00 <oldno7> cant squint at the sun
46:00 <beehhh> aaaagey janlay bondhu tore pereet kortem naa
46:00 <oldno7> taking all our jobs and women
46:00 <beehhh> my dick was cut
46:00 <georgeandwell> gillards house looked pretty crap though
46:00 <beehhh> i was deported 
46:00 <georgeandwell> its as working class as it comes
47:00 <beehhh> dead buried n cremated
47:00 <oldno7> does it bother you sometimes that you are asian george ?
48:00 <georgeandwell> yeah beeh thats pretty tough getting deported
48:00 <Excessive> [23:46] <beehhh> i was deported  ............... I thought I read last nite that u said in some convo that u left by choice
48:00 <georgeandwell> since u been in aussieland for 10yrs
48:00 <oldno7> if its any consolation man , im not racist
48:00 <beehhh> yup Excessive a decision from both sides
48:00 <oldno7> all pink on the inside
48:00 <beehhh> Chris bowen and immigration
49:00 <beehhh> desicion
49:00 <beehhh> ops
49:00 <oldno7> let all the boat people in !!!! i need some fresh meat
49:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
49:00 <Excessive> did u vote for them/their party beehhh?
49:00 <Atari> beehhh https://plus.google.com/photos/105360858922119274632/albums/5642601178193974145/5642601208947556626?banner=pwa&authkey=COn4342em6GoIw&pid=5642601208947556626&oid=105360858922119274632
50:00 <georgeandwell> they probably deported beeh for doing too many useless degrees
50:00 <Atari> thats my photo
50:00 <beehhh> when i was eligable for vote i left my country and never been eilible to vote in aus either
50:00 <Atari> guess the load
50:00 <beehhh> tragedy
51:00 <beehhh> 1st ivoted in 2008
51:00 <Atari> https://plus.google.com/photos/105360858922119274632/albums/5642598193499272993/5642598215993882994?banner=pwa&authkey=CNaCk-G68Yjy2gE&pid=5642598215993882994&oid=105360858922119274632
51:00 <Atari> for you beehhh
51:00 <Atari> guess who is me :)
51:00 <Atari> we all painted
51:00 <georgeandwell> i couldnt be bothered
51:00 <georgeandwell> i got my citizenship in 1983
52:00 <Excessive> fckn noffin but popups
52:00 <beehhh> it cant be 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if home alone is on tues
52:00 <Atari> https://plus.google.com/photos/105360858922119274632/albums/5383902120100182977/5383902436452370642?banner=pwa&pid=5383902436452370642&oid=105360858922119274632
52:00 <The_Baron> voting is overrated
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i wont be home!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
52:00 <beehhh> you got ur birth cert not citizenship the same thing
52:00 <Atari> fuck voting
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> true Baron
52:00 <The_Baron> it really is the difference between a giant douche and a turd sandwich
52:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell wants to bring whole china into oz
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol just had sthpark on
53:00 <georgeandwell> they come on their own
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I vote for the cum milkshake yo
53:00 <georgeandwell> i dont need to bring them
53:00 <Atari> https://plus.google.com/photos/105360858922119274632/albums/5059705621194436977/5059705801583063426?banner=pwa&pid=5059705801583063426&oid=105360858922119274632
53:00 <Atari> that my dad beehhh
53:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsHtMIarPQ
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHONCOLO MON - pabon das baul and sam mills (Mar 3, 2011) 7:02 - Category: Music - 42,672 views - 134 likes (95.7%), 6 dislikes (4.3%)
53:00 <Atari> bastard looks like me too
53:00 <beehhh> listen to this thomas u may like it
54:00 <The_Baron> what an uneven charcoal drawing
54:00 <The_Baron> the face looks well detailed, the rest looks like a 10th grade art student did it
54:00 <Atari> soul music
54:00 <Atari> sounds soul
54:00 <Atari> like it
54:00 <Skrotus> I'm not clicking any of these links they look dodgy
54:00 <beehhh> i liked it
54:00 <Atari> hare rama
55:00 <beehhh> sam mills is american
55:00 <Atari> but the dudes in the clip are krishnas 
55:00 <Atari> as far as i can see with one eye
55:00 <Atari> i am blind
56:00 <Atari> blind in one eye
56:00 <Atari> that is
56:00 <Atari> i loathe and love krishna chant stuff that is mixed with trance 
56:00 <beehhh> wear glasses try polaroid fhotosun glass made in euro
56:00 <Atari> i might try a borg implant
57:00 <Atari> look like a borg
57:00 <Atari> ffs :) hehe
57:00 <Atari> they got bionic eyes now you know
57:00 <Atari> you will see like a fly
57:00 <beehhh> you should never let your stomach heatup
57:00 <beehhh> comsume more cooling foods
57:00 <Atari> alchohol heats it up bad
58:00 <beehhh> i had crooked my both lung in the past
58:00 <Atari> drinking JW black today, i am a cheap cunt
58:00 <Atari> got it for 40 bucks
58:00 <Atari> on special
58:00 <beehhh> drinking isnt that bad when you know the limit
58:00 <beehhh> best drink at home
58:00 <Atari> limit is 1 bottle
58:00 <Atari> no mix
59:00 <Atari> 3 hours
59:00 <Atari> i aint stupid
59:00 <Atari> drink like a aristocrat
59:00 <Atari> slowly
59:00 <beehhh> once i drank 5lt of peter vella in 3 hours
59:00 <Atari> too many idiots binge
59:00 <Atari> i am pompous
59:00 <Atari> but i love sharing
59:00 <Atari> i aint a pig
59:00 <Pieter> Moo
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