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03:00 <milk> I don't mean to be rude but I very probably know more about how advanced human technology is than any other person in this channel as I've had it all used on me
04:00 <slower> you have been probed by the alliens?
04:00 <milk> I've met aliens
05:00 <slower> and you have the pics, right?
05:00 <milk> nup
05:00 <slower> oh oh
05:00 <milk> that would be rude
06:00 <slower> so you asking people to belive you
06:00 <milk> nup
06:00 <milk> you asked
06:00 <DrGore> on tv
06:00 <doctor> milk is a transcendental being
07:00 <milk> Omnibots, Av suits, Mag lev, poppers, mikeofones..... list goes on
07:00 <doctor> this world is too uncanny for him, so he speaks with gods
07:00 <milk> I'm not a god
07:00 <milk> I'm an elf
07:00 <slower> awww come on, you are
07:00 <milk> you named two numbers after us in your language
08:00 <slower> how can you have such solid thought, when you are "milk"
09:00 <slower> s
09:00 <milk> in your culture I dont exist
09:00 <milk> you cannot admit my species exists, you claim I am a race of your species
10:00 <slower> culture? i dont have culture, only cheese
10:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Lucky Man (Feb 28, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 8,259,932 views - 36,065 likes (98.7%), 486 dislikes (1.3%)
10:00 <milk> I've written over 20 notebooks full of stuff
11:00 <milk> no one in your species can read my early work without committing suicide
11:00 <slower> lol 
11:00 <doctor> I'd like to learn more about your species milk
11:00 <milk> most doctors do
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are no human races milk
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> only ethnicities.
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
11:00 <slower> i would love to continue this riveting conversation, but the bed looks good
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and every sub-variant of our kind is extinct
12:00 <milk> bullshit fest '13
12:00 <doctor> I'm no typical doctor, in fact, I'm a complete fraud
12:00 <milk> no wait
12:00 <milk> horseshit, because bullshit means really wikid
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'll wait a week if you want
12:00 <doctor> night slower
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's milk on about doc?
13:00 <Skirmish> Ah I understand now. Milk is a scientologist. 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh has infected another mind
13:00 <Skirmish> Explains it all. 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
13:00 <milk> well if any of you know anything about me, you'll know what that loudhailer near me is all about
13:00 <milk> go and have a look
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm this soup sits well in my tummy but the coffee, not so swell!
14:00 <slower> night doc, dont know about being interesting, but it sure was weired
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> loudhailer?
14:00 <doctor> beehhh is a good friend of mine, pandas
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is a loudhailer
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> man, i dont harbor any ill thoughts toward beehhh, he's just an oddball
15:00 <doctor> of course ;}
15:00 <milk> Patrick-Werreber make these enormous "Classified Defence" Public Address Systems
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
15:00 <milk> Yamaha makes vocaloid software
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> milk should read something by Christopher Hitchens
15:00 <milk> Patrick-Werreber also make stealth fighters
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> a little poignant, articulated rundown on politics
17:00 <milk> my local used to go down to level 14
17:00 <milk> then a few years ago there was a loud plughole sound in the river, now it goes down to level 6
18:00 <doctor> Can you invent anything to compete?
18:00 <milk> well they are at the checkpoint now, the control room had ceiling sensors to prevent intrusion
19:00 <doctor> Anything to ward off the intrusions completely?
19:00 <milk> humanity could give up heroin?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;p;
20:00 <milk> yes I think thats unlikely too
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol even
20:00 <doctor> Not likely, they need it
21:00 <milk> basically the jist of it is that the is a sign that says checkpoint, and a locked orange door
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm, not sure if i like seeing a chicks spine when shes got her back turned
22:00 <doctor> Are you curious to unlock that door?
22:00 <milk> I could explain it all, but you can probably figure it out from my last few lines
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> If you concentrate hard enough they will forget you, for a while, in that time you can make plans
23:00 <milk> well I would go to bunnings and pick up a bundle of rope, but these guys want me to put it on MY credit card
24:00 <doctor> You could always improvise, if you wanted. Though what would a rope do?
24:00 <Doodle> noose
26:00 <milk> well, a rope is a lot like a ball of string, but it has dual use
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> so does the cord of a hoodie
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
29:00 <Transmatron> wtf
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
06:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f8_1386472971
06:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Banned Australian Condom TV Advertisement (Date: Dec-4-2013, 11 hours ago) - Views: 33929 - Played: 26181
22:00 <simba> arsenal everton
32:00 <Transmatron> `seen bastardly_one
32:00 <prowl> Transmatron, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 hours 27 minutes ago (08.12. 18:05) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 46 minutes there.
32:00 <Transmatron> `seen beagle
32:00 <prowl> Transmatron, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours 6 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
32:00 <Transmatron> `seen chris
33:00 <prowl> Transmatron, chris is on #chatzone right now.
33:00 <Transmatron> `seen mew
33:00 <prowl> Transmatron, Mew ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 hours 59 minutes ago (08.12. 20:33) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 hour 16 minutes there.
51:00 <beehhh> I, frankestine
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yiTZm0y1YA
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Climate Change 2013 Working Group I: The Physical Science Basis (Nov 21, 2013) 9:20 - Category: Science and Technology - 18,818 views -
15:00 <beehhh> young asian entreprenures
18:00 <beehhh> http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/canberra-population-growth-boom-predicted-20131126-2y758.html
25:00 <beehhh> paul's charity race in perth
25:00 <beehhh> raised 2grand
27:00 <beehhh> http://machizo.com/siraj/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/anondo-cenemahall.jpg
27:00 <beehhh> suddenly from melb to syria
27:00 <beehhh> faux hand me over ur passport
27:00 <KatnissEverdeen> beehhh are you a tamil tiger
27:00 <KatnissEverdeen> on the run
27:00 <beehhh> inddeed
28:00 <beehhh> i ran from tamils
28:00 <beehhh> and caught by tigers
29:00 <milk> better than being a pink mamil
29:00 <milk> mamil - middle aged man in lycra
30:00 <beehhh> i escaped in 96 and again on 2011
31:00 <beehhh> ex betrayed me, I got doomed
34:00 <milk> I failed in 07
45:00 <beehhh> Perth's population sure would overtake brisbane in ten years but they wont have any drinking water left
45:00 <beehhh> Why dont people move to NT?
45:00 <Warren1984> they got plenty of drinking water
46:00 <Warren1984> what about pumping it from the Kimberlies
46:00 <beehhh> which city Warren1984
46:00 <Warren1984> Perth
46:00 <beehhh> data tells me something else
46:00 <beehhh> they recycles seawater
47:00 <Warren1984> Colen Barnett proposed to that that like 10 years ago
48:00 <beehhh> if i have to come back first choice would be hobart 2nd choice is darwin
51:00 <beehhh> i foregive but wont forget the faces
52:00 <boris> I, frankestine
55:00 <beehhh> bily n ruby
56:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JQ2iEZnVSuE/TB22d62Cu5I/AAAAAAAABZw/KCnr8tT-oaI/s1600/Ruby2.jpg
59:00 <beehhh> hoped taylor swift stage would fall off on the audience would be fun but didnt
00:00 <beehhh> were you there boris
01:00 <beehhh> You were at the stempede on the set of stairs for beiber, dont lie? with your teenage daughter
04:00 <beehhh> http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16800000/FUNNY-BIEBER-D-justin-bieber-16826741-320-180.gif
05:00 <shadsam> good morning
05:00 <shadsam> hi beehhh
06:00 <shadsam> :)\
06:00 <beehhh> hihi
06:00 <shadsam> hows it going mATE
06:00 <beehhh> shadsam btw hobart n darwin which city you pick for me?
06:00 <shadsam> hobart
07:00 <beehhh> ty...launceston locked in
07:00 <beehhh> watch this video
07:00 <shadsam> k
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6slt7Uq6DI
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nokia Lumia Augmented Reality Event In Melbourne.wmv (Apr 1, 2012) 2:44 - Category: Science and Technology - 4,512 views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <beehhh> i'll ask u qustions later
10:00 <beehhh> did u see it m8
10:00 <beehhh> have you watched it man
11:00 <beehhh> ?
12:00 <beehhh> i wanna do this course augmented reality @utas
29:00 <shadsam> OO
30:00 <shadsam> \/
36:00 <shadsam> fawks is A RAT
44:00 <shadsam> fawks is A RAT
18:00 <AngrymanXL>  fawks is A RAT
18:00 <Skrotus> rats are cute
19:00 <shadsam> fawks is A RAT...
19:00 <shadsam> :+_)
20:00 <shadsam> :((((((((
20:00 <shadsam> ratty
20:00 <shadsam> lol
20:00 <shadsam> RAT BAG
20:00 <shadsam> FAUX
21:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:PONG
27:00 <shadsam> ratt
27:00 <shadsam> lmao
56:00 <shadsam> ratt
56:00 <shadsam> lmao
57:00 <shadsam> lol
03:00 <Q{> got new illuminated keyboard
03:00 <shadsam> how much
04:00 <Q{> $87
04:00 <shadsam> i just brought a music software
04:00 <Q{> including tax
04:00 <Q{> first one i bought was $120 inc tax
04:00 <Q{> but one of key stopped working
04:00 <shadsam> they good
04:00 <Q{> its logitech k800
04:00 <shadsam> k
05:00 <Q{> its slim
05:00 <Q{> and ergonomic
05:00 <Q{> this is wireless
05:00 <Q{> i dont like the wireless one
05:00 <Q{> but they dont have wired one in store
05:00 <Q{> wireless require battery
06:00 <Q{> and also u cant turn light on permanently
06:00 <Q{> u have to turn light on at each reboot
11:00 <shadsam> logitech k800
11:00 <shadsam> chked review
11:00 <Q{> yeh
11:00 <shadsam> lol
11:00 <shadsam> seem
11:00 <Q{> get the wired one
11:00 <shadsam> k dude
11:00 <shadsam> cant afford
11:00 <shadsam> just bought music software
12:00 <Q{> what music software
12:00 <shadsam> from roland
12:00 <Q{> ah ok
13:00 <shadsam> :P
13:00 <Q{> illuminated keyboard reduce my eye strain significantly
13:00 <Skrotus> sif look at the keys
13:00 <Q{> also can work in the dark
14:00 <Q{> look when need to
14:00 <Q{> i need to refresh memory
14:00 <Q{> in my mind and also in my arms and fingers
15:00 <Q{> i have distributed my memory distribution
15:00 <Q{> throughout body
19:00 <shadsam> k
20:00 <shadsam> recharging iphone
26:00 <shadsam> fireworks arcade
26:00 <shadsam> rocks
26:00 <shadsam> installing itunes
26:00 <shadsam> bbiab
26:00 <shadsam> :D
37:00 <shadsam> bonfire heart
37:00 <shadsam> oo
37:00 <shadsam> \\//
37:00 <shadsam> oooo
40:00 <shadsam> itunes 64 bit
45:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
49:00 <Q{> http://youtu.be/9TAtNjdQ9fM
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hera - Feels so good (Jan 28, 2008) 3:03 - Category: Music - 228,904 views - 463 likes (94.5%), 27 dislikes (5.5%)
50:00 <Q{> u into shady business, shadsam?
53:00 <shadsam> nah
53:00 <shadsam> like what
53:00 <Q{> like anything shady
54:00 <shadsam> not realy
54:00 <shadsam> try n be legit
54:00 <Q{> cool, keep it that way then
54:00 <shadsam> k
54:00 <shadsam> brb
55:00 <Q{> k
55:00 <Q{> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Uniform_tiling_433-t0.png/600px-Uniform_tiling_433-t0.png
16:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
32:00 <shadsam> hi bLuE_DiAmONd
32:00 <shadsam> :P
33:00 <shadsam> OO
33:00 <shadsam> \/
34:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> Hi shadsam
34:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> Thats so lame
34:00 <shadsam> UR LAME BITCH
34:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> Thanks :) 
59:00 <shadsam> .
08:00 <shadsam> l;lkmlmlkmklmlkmlkmlkmlkmlkmkl
08:00 <shadsam> hi bLuE_DiAmONd
08:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
21:00 <simba> Oil.
40:00 <shadsam> 33
40:00 <shadsam> `sen pieter
41:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
41:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 14 hours 8 minutes ago (06.12. 18:32) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
41:00 <shadsam> `seen shads
41:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 3 matches to your query: shadsam, shads, qwerty. shadsam ([email protected]) was last seen joining #melbourne 3 hours 45 minutes ago (09.12. 04:56). shadsam is still there.
02:00 <shadsam> `seen beagle
02:00 <prowl> shadsam, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours 36 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
31:00 <Transmatron> `seen renee
31:00 <prowl> Transmatron, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 weeks 6 days 9 hours 39 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
32:00 <Transmatron> `seen jkl
32:00 <prowl> Transmatron, jkl ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Saemon on #cunts 8 weeks 5 days 9 hours 57 minutes ago (08.10. 23:34), but Saemon mysteriously dematerialized.
34:00 <Loof> just cut off my only full blood brother because he didn't support my weed use
37:00 <Ripsta> why worry why worry
37:00 <Ripsta> im still here for you
38:00 <Transmatron> loof 
39:00 <Transmatron> ur an idiot
40:00 <Transmatron> sif u choose drugs over family
40:00 <Transmatron> clearly u have a drug problem
40:00 <Transmatron> u need
40:00 <Transmatron> to 
40:00 <Transmatron> suicide
40:00 <Transmatron> jks
41:00 <Transmatron> i punched out my mum a few yrs back
41:00 <Transmatron> when i was living at home
41:00 <Transmatron> cuz she discovered my cocaine stach
41:00 <Transmatron> stash*
41:00 <Transmatron> and was gona throw it out
41:00 <Transmatron> she said either "it goes, or you go"
42:00 <Transmatron> so i punched her face and left
42:00 <Transmatron> never looked back since
42:00 <Transmatron> do i feel guilty about it?
42:00 <Transmatron> sure
42:00 <Transmatron> do i regret it?
42:00 <Transmatron> but whats done is done
45:00 <Loof> just cut off my only full blood brother because he didn't support my weed use
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
48:00 <Bastardly_One> My family don't support it ... they don't stop me though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof
55:00 <Bastardly_One> want a Skyrim wiki or enjoying the pain?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how you play I suppose ... I just fight
57:00 <partay> Loof how's life as a retard ?
59:00 <fawks> I want my bedddd
59:00 <fawks> wahhh
00:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One18> My family don't support it ... they don't stop me though <== same
00:00 <Loof> enjoying the pain?
00:00 <Loof> i'm stuck on skyrim
00:00 <Loof> think it's a bug
00:00 <simba> hows life cumming inside your dads butt partay
00:00 <simba> I want my bed too
00:00 <partay> awww simba
01:00 <simba> ?
01:00 <simba> i asked you a question....
01:00 <Loof> his dad says it's only gay if you take it, so the whole thing is only partgay
04:00 <partay> you guys should think about getting a job
04:00 <fawks> why aren't you in bed then!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> where are you stuck?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what fawks said simba
04:00 <fawks> ..
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep making the mistake of going for a nap in the early evening
05:00 <Bastardly_One> waking up 12hrs later
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> prison did Lindsay good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2013/12/09/05/19/paris-hiltons-brother-bashed-for-badmouthing-linday-lohan
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she ordered the bashing he reckons
06:00 <fawks> thanks BlackDevil 
06:00 <fawks> vital news 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it was vital news
10:00 <simba> because im not at home 
10:00 <simba> why arent U in bed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwww Dave Hughes has quit The Project ...
10:00 <simba> cool say some more ~news~
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Rebecca Black has followed Friday up with ... Saturday
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ARGH
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've turned into TMX
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *TMZ
11:00 <simba> u r turning into BlackDevil!!!!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ok ok I'll stop
12:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
12:00 <simba> 666
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not here ... maybe he's channeling through me
13:00 <simba> Hmmm. Yeah. I'll believe that one, pal. 
13:00 <simba> Baha.
15:00 <fawks>  because I have uni work to do
15:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/09/07/10/newlywed-couple-kill-man-for-fun
15:00 <Bastardly_One> A newlywed couple from Pennsylvannia allegedly used an online ad to lure a man to his death simply because they 'wanted to kill someone together'.
16:00 <Maurice> That's hot
16:00 <Maurice> Its what Fred and rose would have done if the net was popular
17:00 <Maurice> Even hotter
17:00 <Loof> yeah pretending to be a morbid lesbian is so trendy
17:00 <Loof> lame
18:00 <Maurice> Who's a lesbian 
18:00 <partay> me
18:00 <Maurice> Bugger thought it was me
18:00 <Maurice> Probably a good thing, i don't do vag 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that looked like a rage quit over you to me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and morning
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <Maurice> Rage quits are all the.. uh.. rage
20:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... seems it
22:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1459064_10202293386680603_2050362773_n.jpg
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> i'm a steven clone
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> i copy steven
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> all the time
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> YA DOGS
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> hi
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> fuckheads!
00:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> rofl
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> did u take that to heart sassy....?
02:00 <periangitis> Meh.
03:00 <simba> bbl
03:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> he made a reference to something steven said 5 years ago!
03:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> IT MUST BE HIM
03:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> nah
03:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> it's the steven clone
03:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> ROFL
04:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> simba's silent bong
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> irris
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is that spelt correctly
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im thinkin of making the switch
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne :)
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> everyone must be at work or school
15:00 <Serenity> whos steven?
18:00 <beehhh> husband killed wife n her ex partner on bed
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning Serenity beehhh & johninja
19:00 <Serenity> hello WiLd_TuRkeY
19:00 <johninja> hey :)
20:00 <beehhh> i'm actually looking into darwin looks legit n peaceful
20:00 <beehhh> crocs are better than mankind
20:00 <johninja> you aren't allowed back to australia beehhh
21:00 <johninja> did you forget that?
22:00 <beehhh> who are you to judge or decide
22:00 <johninja> you were deported
22:00 <beehhh> i dont want to come back either
22:00 <johninja> ok
22:00 <Serenity> o.O
22:00 <Serenity> wtf
26:00 <beehhh> because of rudd govt holden was in jeoperdy and now abbott coping all its blame
26:00 <johninja> hey fawks
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i might invite abbot over 4 dinner
27:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1463557_237218053110454_1082609909_n.jpg 
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja talks to animals
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh feeds animals
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WiLd_TuRkeY kills animals
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja ive broken my 15 years relationship with my friend off over coming to his house at 1am in the morning to score weed
30:00 <beehhh> he likes having shrimps on barbie
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh whats ur twitter username
31:00 <beehhh> same as fb login name
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
34:00 <fawks> hey johninja 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to kill a high value target in splintercell WiLd_TuRkeY brav, cause heavy soldiers r hard to capture lol
36:00 <johninja> what was the problem with that WiLd_TuRkeY?
36:00 <johninja> was he asleep?
37:00 <beehhh> WiLd_TuRkeY less you see people better things get
37:00 <beehhh> see him back in winter
38:00 <beehhh> transform into a beast join gym
39:00 <Mew> hi WiLd_TuRkeY
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja he just got home from work and wasnt in the mood
41:00 <johninja> ahh i se
41:00 <johninja> should have txted first bro
41:00 <johninja> just say sorry
42:00 <johninja> THE man who played Goldberg the Goalie in The Mighty Ducks franchise has been accused of trying to "pee on his ex-girlfriend and punch her in the face".
43:00 <beehhh> learn how to tackle knife attacks
43:00 <beehhh> teach kids
48:00 <partay> johninja and there s aproblem with that because ?
48:00 <partay> sounds like one of Mew's friends
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Mew> my friends are way worse than that lol
50:00 <Mew> eating cheeseburgers with cum in them etc
51:00 <Mew> no thx
51:00 <partay> the old bat off in a burger trick 
51:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> im steven clone
51:00 <fawks> wtf
51:00 <STEVEN_CLONE> ya fucks!
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> aw Mew cant we be breeding partners
52:00 <Mew> we were talking about how much me and her boyfriend love milk and shes like "YUCK milk is rank, i'd rather eat a cheeseburger with your cum in it"
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> have 50 kids
52:00 <Mew> so ofcourse.. the next step is to.. cum in a cheeseburger
52:00 <Mew> and watch her eatt
52:00 <Mew> eat it*
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <partay> where do i get friends like Mew ?
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> adelaide
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> where do u live Mew
53:00 <Mew> yeah pretty much
53:00 <Mew> down south adelaide
53:00 <Mew> skank central
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u goit a bedroom i can rent Mew ?
53:00 <Mew> nope :(
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew has a good personality
54:00 <partay> Mew do you do the penis for boobs deal ?
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cybersex
54:00 <Mew> if you want proper sluts you should try catholic school parties
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> skype sex
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaa catholic gurlz
55:00 <Mew> some of the insane stuff my friends did at our high school parties has now made me look at the rest of the population as amish
55:00 <partay> i went to a catholic school. They ARE the worse 
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id rather a muslim
55:00 <Mew> and very reserved
55:00 <Mew> now i realise they were just extreme sluts LOL
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> catholic schools have better education system then public schools
55:00 <partay> no they dont 
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they have more money from rich parents
55:00 <Mew> they really dont lol
55:00 <Mew> the education is shit
56:00 <partay> public schools get more op1's than private schools
56:00 <beehhh> women can take any size, plus they dont like circumsized
56:00 <Mew> and the teachers dont really give a fuck about it because they get paid enough anyway
56:00 <Mew> so they dont have to try
56:00 <fawks> mine wasnt shit
56:00 <fawks> and I went to an all girls catholic school
56:00 <Mew> ahhhh
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont tell me that fawks
56:00 <beehhh> most arabics re circumsized
56:00 <partay> faux i went to an all boys catholic school.. lets get married
57:00 <Mew> it helps if you dont have boys to go and suck off in the toilets while wagging lessons LOL
57:00 <fawks> we were next door to a public school
57:00 <Mew> we had 80+ people in our year 11 class and about 20 of them went to year 12
57:00 <beehhh> not all men likes sex
57:00 <Mew> about 10 of them went to uni after year 12
57:00 <fawks> oh
57:00 <Serenity> =/
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> reading writing and maths are the most important tools in life
58:00 <fawks> we had heaps more than that
58:00 <fawks> maybe 200-300
58:00 <beehhh> i have dementia n alzheimer's
58:00 <Mew> we lost about 30-40 students each year as it went on
58:00 <Mew> they left to go to public schools LOL
58:00 <Mew> or to just drop out 
58:00 <fawks> jeez
58:00 <Serenity> i used to think our group of friends at high school was really hard core. Ive come to realise over the years we were really a bunch of squares compared to what other people got up to
58:00 <beehhh> asian people likes lot of sex!
59:00 <Mew> hahaha thats the complete opposite of mine Serenity
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my future gf will have to believe in the messenger of allah
59:00 <Serenity> we used to smoke bongs and drink. and really that was it LOL not even a lot of sex or blowies
59:00 <Serenity> sheltered
00:00 <beehhh> courts didnt see where its comming from and i was stunned by the hineous act of my ex too ashamed to tell the court the truth
00:00 <Serenity> no one cares beehhh fuck off
00:00 <fawks> woo blowies
00:00 <beehhh> you do care n im not fucking off
01:00 <fawks> we actually don't care
01:00 <Mew> i had a party in the first term of year 8 (so we'd only just turned 13) and one of my friends bought a ten pack of ecstasy, another friend sucked off this guy in the dirt at the bottom of my backyard and then i hooked up with a girl and a guy at the same time and gave him a handjob
01:00 <Mew> welcome to highschool
01:00 <Mew> from there on in it got much worse
01:00 <partay> lol
01:00 <Serenity> jeepers
01:00 <Mew> and this is WITH the influence of WE LOVE JESUS YAY GOD
01:00 <Mew> lol
01:00 <Serenity> i only had my first kiss in year 8
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja bro i highly recommend getting splinter cell blacklist on 360, if there's a demo to dl on 360 dl it it ;)
01:00 <Serenity> in THIRD term
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is mew giving out free handjobs?
01:00 <Mew> that was a freebie yes
02:00 <beehhh> australian baby oat, argentine raisin, aussie milo and canadian soymilk
02:00 <partay> WiLd_TuRkeY only to 13ys olds
02:00 <Serenity> tho by year 9 i was giving out wristies in the woodwork store room so..
02:00 <Serenity> whateva
02:00 <Mew> yeah wristies were the bomb
02:00 <beehhh> my head was cut ladies
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mmm vagina
03:00 <partay> at a fete at the school i blew a load on my most hated teachers reading glasses
03:00 <Serenity> there was a guy last night at the night club pretty sure he'd dropped too many times before the band came out...
03:00 <partay> *note he wasnt wearing them at thetime 
03:00 <Serenity> he was staring and laughing at the floor for an hour
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> once i used heroin and i was dropping all over the place even in front of the police and they did nuthin 
04:00 <beehhh> last nite the rain was so heavy it flooded our computer lab
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my dad ended up picking me up from the drug capital and taking me to the hostpial where my lungs collasped
04:00 <Serenity> you're both giant homosexuals
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i still rember it to this day the way i felt
06:00 <beehhh> well you werent hurting anyone
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i overdosed 18 times on smack
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> havent used it in 10 years now
06:00 <beehhh> me too
08:00 <beehhh> ciao
08:00 <Mew> that mightve been acid if he was laughing at the floor LOL
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> checkout the bumfluff on this guy https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/q71/s720x720/1486813_10153556608955389_1411143004_n.jpg
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> afternoon Maurice
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> afternoon Jonquil
11:00 <Maurice> Howdy
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> howdyyyyyyyyy
11:00 <Mew> the ollllll Jeffquil
11:00 <Jonquil> ello
11:00 <Jonquil> the fucken Jew
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are you a religous person Jonquil ?
13:00 <Jonquil> yes i go to church
13:00 <Serenity> [10:08am] <Mew> that mightve been acid if he was laughing at the floor LOL
13:00 <Serenity> could have been
13:00 <Serenity> but fuck he was like o.O
13:00 <Serenity> staring at the floor for an hour
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> teach me to turn the cheek Jonquil
13:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/yMW5afm.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> what in the sweet fuck is that mew
15:00 <Mew> its a cereal called french toast crunch
15:00 <Mew> how fucking cute are they
15:00 <Maurice> Yum
15:00 <Maurice> I didn't know smarties made cereal
15:00 <Maurice> They don't, its a bowl of smarties with milk on them
16:00 <Serenity> hahah
16:00 <Serenity> also
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawnies
16:00 <Serenity> mauriceee
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid ribs hurt
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ended up sleepin on my right side
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://vicpolicenews.com.au/news/2102-start-the-new-year-with-a-new-career-as-a-pso.html
17:00 <Maurice> Serenityyyyyyy
18:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/578167_359367424208169_134830719_n.jpg
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew would i make a good lookin cop ?
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or PSO
19:00 <Serenity> lol bloody cats
19:00 <Mew> sure why not
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wouldnt mind being a detective
20:00 <Mew> im friends with our local cop cos he comes in and gets coffee from me all the time
20:00 <Mew> then he came to the house to deliver a summons for ben the other week and he was like "OH! its you"
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha
20:00 <Maurice> Ask him for the weed he confiscates
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chief wigglem
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i became a cop id have to change my name first
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Ben Dover
23:00 <Cleo11> im gonna make a motherflippin toastie 
23:00 <Maurice> I made a sizzler bread toastie the other day
23:00 <Maurice> Fucking delicious
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love leb bread toasties ehehe
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 11gb for debian on 3 DVDz
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is it worth the download
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> does it have dev tools
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wanna connect to freenode via tor
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mirc ssl didnt work, software abort
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> no
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im borrowing a book from the lib called "talking to the kernel in C programming"
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill end up makin my own linux distro
46:00 <johninja> hey The_Baron
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> OS dev
47:00 <Mew> Serenity this is video from the pimps n hoes night at the nightclub i took my mum to
47:00 <Mew>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8nJ9zXDl10
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flashdance Pimps and Hoes (Dec 4, 2013) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 116 views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
49:00 <The_Baron> hey john
49:00 <The_Baron> hello Mew
51:00 <Mew> The_Baz!
51:00 <Serenity> ha cool mew
02:00 <fawks> ho
02:00 <fawks> how interesting 
02:00 <Mew> `seen Pieter
02:00 <prowl> Mew, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 18 hours 29 minutes ago (06.12. 18:32) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
02:00 <Mew> poor piet
07:00 <johninja> ho
11:00 <fawks> u
12:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/935600_10150365662089949_370852890_n.jpg
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mates gone to jail for 10 years for murder
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> murderd some guy who fucked his gf
19:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/544077_340868202720723_1218741285_n.jpg
19:00 <Doodle> lol newbron
19:00 <Doodle> D:
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <Doodle> the old one was bad enough
20:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/19i8atw.gif
20:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1455006_339044579569752_1543388526_n.jpg
20:00 <Doodle> lolnlol
20:00 <Mew> hahahah
21:00 <Mew> emphasema no concern
21:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1476601_338888716252005_494310216_n.jpg
21:00 <Doodle> i'm about to boot up my laptop after over a year
21:00 <Doodle> i wonder how many updates i will need
21:00 <faux> omg
21:00 <faux> this is clevs
21:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1457600_338222006318676_1371802683_n.jpg
21:00 <Mew> do you have insurance on your iphone foof?
21:00 <Doodle> LOL
21:00 <faux> nah im not on a contract anymore
22:00 <faux> i used to though
22:00 <Mew> when i first got mine i dropped it on my friends driveway and it only put one single crack through the glass on the back
22:00 <faux> yeah my first 3g
22:00 <Mew> i showed my friend and she cracked up laughing "OMG YOUVE ONLY HAD IT FOR A WEEK HAHAHAHAHAH"
22:00 <Mew> while laughing so hard she dropped HERS and shattered the whole front screen
22:00 <faux> i came home drunk and put it under my armpit trying to open my door
22:00 <Mew> then i laughed so hard i nearly wee'd
23:00 <faux> and forgot it was under my armpit and walkde in and it smashed on my tiles
23:00 <faux> the whole scren shattered
23:00 <faux> ..........................
23:00 <Mew> hahahaha yes
23:00 <faux> so i rang and reported it stolen
23:00 <faux> and put insurance o it first
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> and got a new one
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u dog faux why ring the jacks hahaha
23:00 <faux> but i had to pay like $300 excess
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ok iunsurance job :)
23:00 <faux>  the lady goes to me
23:00 <Mew> holy krep
23:00 <faux> "we dont have any more 3g's can i send you a 3GS
23:00 <faux> which was the newer model
24:00 <faux> im like oh no .. i pmuch prefer the older one.. yes you dipshit send me the new one
24:00 <faux> fucking idiot
24:00 <Mew> i didnt even know there was a 3gs 
24:00 <Mew> does that one have a pineapple?
24:00 <faux> yeah this was years ago
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <faux> i have the 4 now
24:00 <faux> and i cannot tel you how many times ive dropped it
24:00 <faux> not a single crack
24:00 <faux> last month i dropped it in my bowl of cereal
24:00 <faux> the whole phone.
24:00 <Mew> yeah ive dropped my 4 heaps of times
25:00 <Mew> i think its like a boiled iphone now
25:00 <Mew> it just wont crack or break
25:00 <faux> lool
25:00 <faux> mines from lebanon
25:00 <faux> so i think its bulletproof
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Mew> it has its own underground bunker 
25:00 <faux> its funny when dad got it for me
25:00 <faux> i was checking for facetime
25:00 <faux> and it doesnt have it!
25:00 <faux> i rang apple and optus and everyone
25:00 <faux> and theyre like try reinstaling the ios
25:00 <faux> im like cbf
25:00 <faux> so i googled
26:00 <faux> and it said facetime is baned in middle eatern coutries
26:00 <faux> which is dumb cos there are so may appps that do the same thing like skype/tango etc
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u want a cam chat lket me know
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we can stare into each others virtual worlds
27:00 <Doodle> 59 updates
28:00 <Doodle> thats not too bad
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> windows 7 keeps wanting to update with a service pack but it keeps failin
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !moo
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !uptime
28:00 <Doodle> !moobs
29:00 <faux> WHAT
29:00 <faux> THE
29:00 <faux> FUCK
29:00 <Doodle> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 4days 3hrs 40mins 28secs cpu: AMD Phenom(tm) II X4 840 Processor (x64) at 1888MHz (6% Load) gfx: ATI Technologies Inc. ATI display adapter (0x9616) 256MB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 2640/3838.2MB (68.79%) [|||||||---] hdd: C:\ 770.38GB/931.41GB F:\ 669.81GB/1.82TB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller 
29:00 <Doodle> - 100MB/s 6.64GB In 458.56MB Out
29:00 <faux> http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/06/kanye-west-i-am-the-next-nelson-mandela/
29:00 <faux> "Not to say Mandela wasn't for real. I have mad respect. I just think we need to keep things in perspective here. Anyone can be replaced. And I think I'm well on my way towards being the next great black leader. I'm already worshiped around the world. And there's more to come.
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> .moo
29:00 <faux> you fucking piece of shit
29:00 <Mew> its a satire article LOL
29:00 <Mew> i saw it yesterday
29:00 <Mew> got mad
29:00 <Mew> then read the comments
29:00 <Mew> thank fuck
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium - (6.1.7600) up: 1day 11hrs 2mins 56secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i3 CPU 550 @ 3.20GHz (x64) at 2112MHz (23% Load) gfx: ATI Technologies Inc. ATI display adapter (0x68F9) 1.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 3122/3959.1MB (78.86%) [||||||||--] hdd: C:\ 839.04GB/920.13GB D:\ 1.37GB/11.29GB J:\ 1.7TB/1.82TB Q:\ 0B/0B net: Realtek PCIe 
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> GBE Family Controller - 1000MB/s 0B In 0B Out
30:00 <faux> Jeffrey
30:00 <faux> you guys DO realize which site you’re reading, right?
30:00 <faux> Imma let yall finish, but you should know : THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE
30:00 <faux> .
30:00 <Mew> yeah lol
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rams abit high i was playin a music
30:00 <Mew> our friends ford f100 caught fire last night
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Doodle im thinkin of switchin to linux
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish i could record this splinter cell mission on 360
31:00 <faux> which you would stfu about 360
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> xbox 360 for windows WORKGROUP
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> workgroup?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish?
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer the default network on windows
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ok
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive wondered how to record n upload
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think this is the best splinter cell since the first one hey
33:00 <Mew> have you seen beagles youtube channel
33:00 <Mew> hes got heaps of videos
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has showed me some videos n fuck me they go for ages
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i sold my spliner cell xbox original game
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> DI YOU!
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i sold 9 xbox games for 10$
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> did*
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> $1 each
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i kinda regret selling some of the 360 ones that werent worth trading* not selling
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> even worse i charged $5 for postage
35:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/user/spokezz2?feature=watch
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
35:00 <Mew> 200 videos
35:00 <Mew> wow
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u want to learn anything Mew try www.lynda.com
36:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GYnd3Qp-UA‎
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kaiser Chiefs - Never Miss A Beat (Mar 11, 2010) 3:28 - Category: Music - 831,951 views - 3,123 likes (98.7%), 41 dislikes (1.3%)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Scientists have found fresh water... under the ocean. This could prevent the global water crisis. | http://bit.ly/J4NonA
40:00 <faux> found water under the ocean
41:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/oYlCque.jpg
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats good news faux
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but lookin after 7 billion people is another story
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> space exploration is the new frontier
42:00 <faux> looool 
43:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/d5a6H1T.png
43:00 <Mew> thats definitely chris
44:00 <faux> omg
44:00 <faux> http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/tom-wagoner-wakes-into-dark-empty-plane-after-falling-asleep-on-flight/story-e6frfq80-1226778339965
44:00 <faux> i would die
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <faux> water hungry
45:00 <Cripla> mmmm free nbn 60 day trial 400 gig data 100/40mbps 
46:00 <Cripla> thank youuuuuuu
47:00 <Mew> omg its Santa-Claus
54:00 <Cripla> yeop
02:00 <shadsam> ?????????????
03:00 <shadsam> ??
07:00 <Mew> shadsinat0r
10:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/39604_460394984265_1117748_n.jpg?lvh=1
25:00 <Mew> whoa
28:00 <British^Meat> indeed
29:00 <British^Meat> so...
29:00 <British^Meat> mew...
29:00 <British^Meat> when will ye be married?
30:00 <Mew> LOL
30:00 <Mew> never
30:00 <British^Meat> oh carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
30:00 <British^Meat> kissing chaos got married
31:00 <Mew> i know omgomgomgomgomg
31:00 <BlackDevil> Aron Ralston -- the man who made headlines in '03 after he ACTUALLY amputated his own forearm with a pocket knife when a boulder dislodged and trapped him inside a Utah canyon -- faces one count of assault and one count of "wrongs to minors"
31:00 <British^Meat> did she marry an ircer?
31:00 <Mew> it looked like such a nice relaxed wedding
31:00 <British^Meat> yer
31:00 <Mew> nah the guy she was with before that guy was an ircer
31:00 <British^Meat> not big OTT
31:00 <Mew> but he was a FUCKING douchebag
31:00 <British^Meat> lol, damn
32:00 <British^Meat> i liked her, she was always pretty cool
32:00 <Mew> yeah shes heaps cool
33:00 <Mew> we used to have a fairly big irc group who'd go out to pubs in town and get hammered
33:00 <Mew> you should've joined
33:00 <Mew> WhoMadeWho did once
33:00 <BlackDevil> Susan Boyle has announced she was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome
33:00 <British^Meat> hah yer
34:00 <British^Meat> i couldve/shouldve
34:00 <British^Meat> but i was never a really a fan of rachie
34:00 <British^Meat> and PandasDontDrive twat
34:00 <Mew> aw i love rachie
34:00 <British^Meat> i went to a meet once, kinda stood on the outside looking in
34:00 <Mew> she was the heart of the group
34:00 <Mew> if it wasnt for her we probably wouldnt have met up as much as we did
35:00 <Mew> it was usually rachie, emz, snords, parrot, andy, carson, korax, anonymity, del, nato, myself and whoever else tagged along
36:00 <Mew> oh and ben der
36:00 <Mew> johnno
36:00 <Mew> danny (parabola)
36:00 <Mew> sometimes that sheree girl
36:00 <BlackDevil> Gravity 2013 DVDSCR XVID AC3-MiLLENiUM
36:00 <Mew> i think she was on here
38:00 <BlackDevil> im on Mew
38:00 <Mew> hot
42:00 <British^Meat> yes yes, many names i remember
42:00 <British^Meat> sheree, yes she was called.....
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> man i love it when telstra are nice lol
42:00 <British^Meat> bah i forget and her bf was called.......
42:00 <British^Meat> i also forget
42:00 <British^Meat> i only know thier real names :)
44:00 <Mew> mick
44:00 <Mew> ick n shez
45:00 <Mew> mick* lol
45:00 <Mew> OHHHH
45:00 <Mew> and ellie snr
45:00 <Mew> aliceDEEH
45:00 <Mew> and the boy alex
45:00 <Mew> Walfke
46:00 <British^Meat> hah yer
46:00 <British^Meat> seen the pics on his site i have
46:00 <Mew> orly?
46:00 <British^Meat> yer
47:00 <British^Meat> from mel
47:00 <British^Meat> u know not of them?
47:00 <Mew> nope
47:00 <Mew> i have him on fb
47:00 <Cripla> what does the fox say /?>>>>>>>>
47:00 <British^Meat> see if i can dig them up i will
47:00 <Skrotus> yip
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> "why the fuck would he say that?!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
48:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/5254_1188128909939_2683575_n.jpg
48:00 <Mew> thats an oldie
49:00 <Mew> me, johnno, rachie, cant remember cat girls name, andy and anonymity
49:00 <Mew> those kittens just rocked up in the driveway that night
50:00 <British^Meat> hah dorks
50:00 <Mew> i heard meowing and people thought i was tripping out cos i like cats
50:00 <Mew> nope, 4 kittens in the driveway LOL
50:00 <Mew> OH alison
50:00 <Mew> was her name
54:00 <British^Meat> i remember headdy
54:00 <British^Meat> and BeMySelf
54:00 <British^Meat> even some chick called WTBJ from gawler
54:00 <TheRon> what about the ashes hey
54:00 <British^Meat> what about em?
55:00 <TheRon> a good win to australia, matthew will be pleased
55:00 <British^Meat> cool
56:00 <TheRon> i was having fun in #australia till i got kicked
56:00 <British^Meat> and squirtie (shudders)
56:00 <British^Meat> another local
56:00 <Mew> oh yeah headdy
56:00 <Mew> he used to hangout too
56:00 <Mew> azn
56:00 <British^Meat> and there was some dude who worked at coles up here too
57:00 <Mew> and shaun whatever his nickname was
57:00 <British^Meat> completely forgot his name
57:00 <British^Meat> he was friends with another chick called Karina
57:00 <British^Meat> yer headdy was always off chops :)
57:00 <Mew> i was about to say pirate met some guy in gawler from here years ago
57:00 <Mew> but that was you LOL
57:00 <British^Meat> he was on irc still till a few yrs ago
57:00 <TheRon> freinds or "friends"?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell some people are so ansty
57:00 <British^Meat> probably dead :P
57:00 <British^Meat> nah not just me
57:00 <Mew> he actually disappeared for a few months and people thought he was dead
57:00 <British^Meat> some dude b4 me
58:00 <Mew> like bashing on his door trying to get to him
58:00 <Mew> turns out he just racked up some debt with some shady characters and went into hiding
58:00 <Mew> hes back now though
58:00 <Mew> on fb atleast
58:00 <British^Meat> lol cool
58:00 <British^Meat> last i heard he was in murray bridge
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowsers
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> was just on the phone to a friend that's worried about this bikie whom now says he wants to bash him
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> was trying to calm him down saying look what transpired between me and him is between us it has nothing to do with you so just leave it.
00:00 <British^Meat> who was Dcx3 Mew 
00:00 <British^Meat> was that simba?
01:00 <TheRon> i thought it was nice of adelaide for the rain to hold off long enough for us to win the second test
01:00 <TheRon> who says nothing good happens in adelaide
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice n sunny out today man
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah bro fringe festival in 16 weeks
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for Womad
02:00 <TheRon> whats a womad?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Womadelaide it's a festival featuring international acts of all kinds
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> only in adelaide no-where else in aus
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's internationally recognised man, it's so much fun, goes for four days
04:00 <Mew> i dont remember Dcx3
04:00 <TheRon> but do you actually remember the last two days??
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer it's not some rave shit bro
04:00 <Mew> do you remember sid? Simulacrum?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> there is a big Coopers beer tent tho
04:00 <TheRon> like i said
05:00 <British^Meat> hah yer the name rings a bell
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and lots of food stuffs n shops to buy cool shit
05:00 <Mew> he had long black hair and was usually a bit of a jerk but really smart
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i sat back with some chick n her bf n shared a joint
05:00 <Mew> i got him super drunk one night and he let me tie his hair up in pigtails
05:00 <Mew> and SMILED in a photo
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching this dude on stage playing pianno
05:00 <Mew> so cute
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'd like it TheRon
05:00 <British^Meat> hah wicked
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> there were maoris there doing some traditional dance n song shit which was cool
06:00 <TheRon> all i need is a bar and some tunes and i'm sweet
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
06:00 <British^Meat> u meet Dohmar?
06:00 <TheRon> oh and the odd stripper
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum gets a 4 day pass n just shares it with my brother
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <TheRon> nice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not going back to the strip club now
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> was getting so sick of the joint 
07:00 <TheRon> is there another strip joint?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Gov is just up the road, gotta get a panflet detailing the bands n shit on 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer heaps
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> n tittie bars up the road
08:00 <TheRon> get well oiled at the festival and then relieve some pressure at the strip joints
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah ya go for the whole day/night man
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> worn out by then aha
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me i put girl with the dragon tattoo in now i dunno if i cbf with subtitles
10:00 <TheRon> good show, i haven't seen it?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> millenium trilogy, based on the novels, the girl with the dragon tattoo, the girl who played with fire and the girl who kicked the hornets nest, swedish movies
11:00 <TheRon> yeah i know all that
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n david finch did an american remake of dragon tattoo but i havent seen it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohh
12:00 <TheRon> still haven't watched them
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it ive put gangster squad in haha
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> they are great
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im still reading the first novel lol!
12:00 <TheRon> i don't read
12:00 <TheRon> movies are just easier
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know of a novel you'd love
12:00 <TheRon> the warrick todd diaries??
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cogans' Trade
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> by George V. Higgins, I'm getting the two novels he wrote before that for xmas XD
14:00 <TheRon> i think it's ironic, my mum teaches professional writing and editing, yet i don't like reading
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogan%27s_Trade
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nice yeah my mum has poetry published, professional writer
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> among other things
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> she edited a final draft for a novella i wrote back in 2008
15:00 <TheRon> i reckon my bro would like that book, he loves the godfather
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> how long's your mum being doing that TheRon?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool yeah!!!
15:00 <TheRon> 20 years
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow, awesome!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess you've learnt a lot from her?
16:00 <TheRon> not as much as you'd think
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I only have because when I started writing stories mum put me through the ringer teaching me about it, kind've annoyed me at first
17:00 <TheRon> i hated english at school
18:00 <TheRon> i was more maths inclined
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> like with my brother, he likes to do things himself, cept study ofcourse (he's in multi media) so he's always going back to study more but won't accept advice on it from mum even thouogh she does it too
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Thank You
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Thank You australia for giving me MONEY
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're welcome sexybum
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> THANK YOU CLIVE PALMER FOR WASTING MONEY BUILDING THE TITANIC 2
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha what a funny fucker he is ey
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats next spaceships ISS ?
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or china';s new s[pace srtation
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol probably
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> build Deep Space Nine
19:00 <TheRon> do you think we can organise a massive iceberg??
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> a Titanic 2 is pointless
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> except to say he did it
20:00 <TheRon> hate to tell ya but the boat sinks
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill build a spaceship that can bnlow asteroids out off space
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Defender of Small Earth
21:00 <TheRon> don't the scientologists have some kind of space ship??
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like a new Titanic movie, since James Cameron fucked it up in his usual style with a tragic romance that overshadowed the building and tragic first and final passage of the ship itself..
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> operating thetan ur thinkin
21:00 <TheRon> kate winslet was in the nuddy
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> one of the Beauties on Beauty and the Geek was asked how many trips the Titanic made 
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im all for toruting
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she said one
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> which was close enough for a dumbass
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sciencetolgy works
22:00 <TheRon> i don't blame the ship, i blame the captain
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> captian picard
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <TheRon> how far off course must he have been to hit an iceberg
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> he wasnt
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> there was a lot of miscommunication
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> welcome to the DUNYA
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u will find the AHKIRA when ur dead
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> it reminds me of ww1 when the british navy built warships but still used flags for signalling and that was terrible
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> because, the other ships couldnt see the flags lol
24:00 <TheRon> sounds like that italian captain that got his ferry caught on the reef 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh he was just a cunt that guy
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> showing off
25:00 <TheRon> remember the exxon valdez
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive xbox 360 made me use a different email
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> did it?
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive got xbox live atm
25:00 <TheRon> the oil spill off the coast of alaska
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweeeet
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> can add me up
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> deadpandadolls
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> msg me ur username
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got splinter cell blacklist paused on 360 atm
26:00 <TheRon> does this one star james spader??
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> game bro
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's the latest splinter cell
26:00 <TheRon> not always mutually exclusive
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> took me a good half hour to master this side mission earlier got it perfect after about an hour, then realised i was on 360 not xbox one so it didnt record it LOL
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon james spader in blacklist IS the blacklist and everyone he says is on it is really, mostly out to get him
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i dont watch the show so, eh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> seems plausible enough though
28:00 <TheRon> i saw a couple of eps
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i saw one ep
28:00 <TheRon> i like spader
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> some human trafficking one
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive just sent a friend request then
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> how great was he in Wolf with Jack Nicholson
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> seen it :P
28:00 <TheRon> nah
29:00 <TheRon> quick we have to be funny or shadowgate gets nasty
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to send a request to a dude i met at ebgames lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <Shadowgate> lol
31:00 <TheRon> my bro is good mates with people from eb games
31:00 <TheRon> gets things on the cheap
35:00 <TheRon> hello
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> friend of mine owns one n he gave me ac4 buccaneer edition on 360 cause i accidently damaged the statue i got with that edition for xbox one
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> so that was lucky lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost wasted 50 bucks buying a controller charger unit when i bought a new controller n 2 play n charge cords
49:00 <TheRon> you got your problems, i got my hash pipe
50:00 <BlackDevil> i got my weed
53:00 <Rice> i have my ice
54:00 <TheRon> sippin' on gin n juice
55:00 <Skrotus> I have some vinyl floor tiles
55:00 <Rice> i'm a naughty girl with a bad habit forbdrugs
55:00 <British^Meat> cool
56:00 <British^Meat> im not
56:00 <Shadowgate> Rice is hilarious lol
56:00 <British^Meat> same old character Shadowgate isnt angry today, not at all
58:00 <Rice> lol Shadowgate 
58:00 <TheRon> sorry ms jackson i am for real
00:00 <Mew> god dammit now i want special fried rice
00:00 <Mew> GOOD ONE Cripla
01:00 <Cripla> all me
01:00 <Cripla> sorry
01:00 <Cripla> flied flice
01:00 <Mew> i havent had chinese food for months :(
01:00 <British^Meat> yum
02:00 <Mew> 6mo+ probs
02:00 <British^Meat> no chink on ki?
02:00 <Rice> well chinese is always nice after some cones
02:00 <Mew> no chinkies :(
02:00 <johninja> well chinese?
02:00 <British^Meat> dang
02:00 <TheRon> wouldn't chinese make you more hungry??
02:00 <Mew> theres a few vietnamese ladies who live in the next town over and they put on a fucking killer feed but they dont sell it, just when they have parties n stuff
02:00 <Rice> yes chinese digestsnvery fast
02:00 <British^Meat> oh nice
03:00 <TheRon> santo sam and ed on tonight??
03:00 <Mew> id probably stab someone in the japs eye with a chopstick for some sweet n sour pork
03:00 <Rice> a kebab is very filling
03:00 <Mew> HYAH
03:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmm gimme some beef n black bean
04:00 <Mew> omg yes black bean :(
04:00 <TheRon> oyster sauce and cashew chicken
04:00 <Mew> and the honey chicken with the bits of crunchy white stuff
04:00 <Mew> looks like dolls hair
04:00 <Mew> tastes like nothing
04:00 <British^Meat> yup yup
04:00 <Rice> 4 spice squid
05:00 <Mew> squid we can do
05:00 <Mew> catch it off the rocks at the beach at the bottom of our street
06:00 <Mew> wow it just got super windy here
06:00 <TheRon> REM - the sidewinder sleeps tonight
06:00 <Mew> small tornado incoming
06:00 <Mew> ive had this stuck in my head for 2 days now
07:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwt2qwPctb4
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatles - Day Tripper (Jan 6, 2010) 2:53 - Category: Music - 471,141 views - 1,938 likes (98%), 40 dislikes (2%)
07:00 <Rice> this pot is so rock hard i think i should get a grinder
07:00 <Mew> just break it up with your fingers
07:00 <TheRon> paperback writer?
07:00 <Rice> it is still in chunks
08:00 <British^Meat> i got a grinder
08:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke
08:00 <British^Meat> but still u can use scissors or any type of container with a 50c piece in it
08:00 <British^Meat> rattle it around
08:00 <Mew> do you guys smoke mix or straight?
08:00 <British^Meat> done!
09:00 <Rice> this little nugget is no bigger than a 2 coin and is 1.5 grams
09:00 <Mew> most of our friends who smoke mix have grinders
09:00 <British^Meat> mix joints
09:00 <Rice> mix
09:00 <British^Meat> these vics smoke mixed bongs
09:00 <British^Meat> which is just plain weird
09:00 <Mew> wow i thought you were a straight BM
09:00 <Mew> straighty*
09:00 <TheRon> so important to have the right gear
09:00 <British^Meat> nah, i smoke 2 paper joints
10:00 <British^Meat> if i filled em all with dope im not sure what would happen :)
10:00 <Cripla> <mix joint
10:00 <Rice> i like a good bong
10:00 <TheRon> i loike a good song
10:00 <Rice> and a sing along
10:00 <TheRon> cats in the cradle, nice
10:00 <TheRon> ugly kid joe
11:00 <Mew> piano man
11:00 <Mew> excellent sing along
11:00 <BlackDevil> my heater is on
11:00 <British^Meat> do you know of an instyler Mew ?
12:00 <BlackDevil> its only 5 outside
12:00 <Mew> i do know of an instyler
12:00 <British^Meat> i purchased one for the wifer for xmas
12:00 <Mew> nice
12:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure she'll enjoy it
12:00 <Mew> my best friend has one and her hair always looks perfect
12:00 <British^Meat> would be useless on me :)
12:00 <Mew> its good for everything i think
12:00 <Mew> waves, curls and straightens
12:00 <British^Meat> oh cool, yer it seemed pretty useful
13:00 <TheRon> does the wife have a vibrator?
13:00 <British^Meat> ffs TheRon 
13:00 <British^Meat> stop being a dickhead
13:00 <TheRon> i would've thought batteries would be a good present
13:00 <British^Meat> i knew u were gonna say some shit like that
13:00 <British^Meat> youre a predictable twat 
13:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
13:00 <British^Meat> fkn mong
14:00 <Mew> i brought some cheeseburgers back from my adelaide trip last week and tried to bribe Pirate into letting me touch his bumhole for a cheeseburger
14:00 <Mew> didnt fly
14:00 <Mew> cheeseburgers were still had by him tho cos thats just torture
15:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat tip me to get naked
15:00 <Mew> garn
16:00 <TheRon> no need to tip me
16:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386569557606.jpg
17:00 <Mew> omg pls say thats not a man
17:00 <Mew> cos she/it/he has incredibly nice tits
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a man
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i like to think i am
18:00 <TheRon> she looks fit
18:00 <Mew> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386569557606.jpg
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorry if i was rude last night
18:00 <Mew> that one omfgbbqhax
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i was drunk and angry
18:00 <Mew> i dont recall you being rude
18:00 <Mew> or angry
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> its been photoshop's
19:00 <BlackDevil> she also has a camel toe
20:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386568778941.jpg
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats a great pussy
23:00 <Rice> what is a camel toe
23:00 <TheRon> a toe thats on a camel
26:00 <Shadowgate> funny pic lol
26:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386570342324.jpg
26:00 <TheRon> butterface
27:00 <johninja> Shadowgate likes pictures lol
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
27:00 <Shadowgate> lol
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> jon photoshop much?
28:00 <BlackDevil> no idea much
29:00 <British^Meat> holy crap on those first set of mamms
30:00 <Mew> yeah theyre incredible
30:00 <Mew> would nibble
31:00 <British^Meat> just gotten out of a cold shower u reckon?
31:00 <British^Meat> that might account for the pertness
31:00 <BlackDevil> show me your penis for money
31:00 <johninja> how much money?
32:00 <Mew> i hope it was a cold shower and not a surgeon LOL
32:00 <British^Meat> I wonder if she uses an instyler....
33:00 <British^Meat> i saw this other one too, this super duper thing, VS curler thing, but it was $176 and could only curl the hair
33:00 <British^Meat> looked pretty spesh though
33:00 <British^Meat> looked scary to use, it'd wind your hair up
34:00 <TheRon> rhcp - breaking the girl
34:00 <Mew> OHHH
35:00 <Mew> i saw the ad on tv for that before
35:00 <Mew> it sucks your hair in and spits out a curl
35:00 <Mew> i just use my straightener for curling
35:00 <Mew> but my hair is so long that it takes a good 1-2 hours to curl it
35:00 <druidess> they had one at work
35:00 <Mew> did you try it?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey druidy
35:00 <druidess> i hate curlers
35:00 <druidess> nop
35:00 <Mew> it looks a bit gimmicky
35:00 <TheRon> i don't need a curler
36:00 <druidess> i prefer straightened over curls any day
36:00 <Mew> i usually twirl my hair in a ponytail and then tie it into a spiral bun overnight and then when i let it down the next morning its like pretty wavy curls
36:00 <Mew> with no effort
36:00 <Mew> woo
37:00 <TheRon> anybody ever had some mrs robinson action they'd like to talk about
37:00 <Mew> hahaha
38:00 <British^Meat> yer thats what i thought...
38:00 <British^Meat> like it could only curl hair
38:00 <British^Meat> and like u said, a bit gimmicky
38:00 <British^Meat> buy it just coz it looks cool
38:00 <Mew> i used to have a thing similar when i was a kid
39:00 <Mew> this is literally what it did
39:00 <Mew> twirl two bunches of hair
39:00 <British^Meat> glad i got the instyler
39:00 <Mew> into a single twirl
39:00 <British^Meat> it seems to be "all the rage"
39:00 <Mew> and then it would untwirl when you took the thing off
39:00 <Mew> HEAPS GOOD
39:00 <Mew> now i want a twirl
39:00 <TheRon> my hair is naturally curly
39:00 <TheRon> i fight it will all of my being
39:00 <Mew> i think i should just make a snack cos i seem to want to eat everything right now
40:00 <British^Meat> i found out today that a fennec fox is an actual real fox
41:00 <TheRon> shiny happy people holding hands
42:00 <Mew> what does the Fennec_Fox say?
42:00 <MadScientist> lol
42:00 <Mew> FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
42:00 <TheRon> some retarded noise
42:00 <Mew> ningningningningning
43:00 <Mew> if a fox actually made any of those noises i'd probably snap its neck to put it out of its misery assuming its in some sort of horrible pain
44:00 <TheRon> little miss can't be wrong
44:00 <Mew> OH
45:00 <TheRon> mew it's the song
45:00 <Mew> no you reminded me of another song lol
45:00 <Mew> in platform double suede yeah there she was
45:00 <Mew> like disco lemonade
45:00 <Mew> marcy playground?
45:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4n0pGQ3F4‎
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marcy Playground- Sex and Candy (Sep 10, 2008) 2:52 - Category: Music - 2,495,478 views - 6,755 likes (97.2%), 194 dislikes (2.8%)
46:00 <British^Meat> whos that lounging, in my chair?
46:00 <TheRon> norm off the life be in it ads?
48:00 <druidess> lol
48:00 <TheRon> druidess i have you in my happy place like off happy gilmore
49:00 <druidess> with the penguins?
49:00 <TheRon> that's billy madison
49:00 <druidess> wait thats billy maddison
49:00 <druidess> thats cool ron
50:00 <TheRon> the mum off off modern family in a maids uniform
51:00 <druidess> huh
52:00 <TheRon> she was in happy gilmore
52:00 <TheRon> the maid holding a jug of beer
53:00 <druidess> ohh
54:00 <druidess> i vaguely remember the movie 
54:00 <TheRon> yet you remember the penguins in billy madison
54:00 <druidess> yup
55:00 <druidess> wheres my snack pack
55:00 <druidess> ill be ur snack pack
55:00 <TheRon> which one is better, shampoo or conditioner
56:00 <druidess> no conditioner is better
56:00 <TheRon> veronica vaughn, want to touch the hiney
57:00 <MadScientist> juggy mcjugs
58:00 <TheRon> o'doyle rules!
58:00 <druidess> lol
58:00 <MadScientist> hahaha
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> beer rules
01:00 <TheRon> stp - plush
01:00 <TheRon> love this song
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> love beer
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to get drunk again
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> bbl
02:00 <druidess> same great song
04:00 <TheRon> NIN - closer
07:00 <TheRon> when taking a girl back to your place, is putting on closer by nine inch nails too forward?
09:00 <Mew> i'd let you violate me to it
10:00 <TheRon> nice
10:00 <TheRon> i'd light some candles
10:00 <Mew> and break apart my insides?
10:00 <Mew> LOL
10:00 <druidess> pff candles
10:00 <TheRon> too much pressure
13:00 <TheRon> i alone love you
13:00 <TheRon> i alone tempt you
17:00 <TheRon> alice in chains - would?
28:00 <Mew> simba
28:00 <Mew> RD tried to re-add me to fb lol
30:00 <British^Meat> what is RD?
30:00 <British^Meat> I feel i must dash
30:00 <British^Meat> to work *sigh*
30:00 <Mew> a girl called rachael from adelaide 
30:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/564345_10150980642339278_1441224578_n.jpg
30:00 <Mew> thats her boyfriend
30:00 <Mew> so hawwwt
31:00 <druidess> lollll
31:00 <British^Meat> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
31:00 <British^Meat> meat out
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> soooooooooooooo
40:00 <Rice> dinner time
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi nikky
57:00 <Picard> Rice?
57:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
58:00 <Mew> Picard, Rice. Rice, Picard.
58:00 <fawks> Ricard.
58:00 <Mew> Pice!
58:00 <fawks> Pice.
58:00 <fawks> oui 
58:00 <Mew> Pice out niggachino
59:00 <Mew> i cant believe ive never said niggachino before
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky sorry for last night
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> more xbox time
00:00 <Nikky`> So you should be
00:00 <Nikky`> :P
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol i thought i was rude to Mew 
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> but then when u came on i kind of remembered
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
01:00 <Nikky`> yes, tsk tsk
02:00 <Nikky`> Can't believe old school 90210 is back on
03:00 <druidess> oh dear 
03:00 <Picard> i just saw that as i was channel surfing
06:00 <Nikky`> Well no one judge me but when I got home from work I watched it haha
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> boris
13:00 <Skrotus> hi boris 
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> well this is fun
29:00 <Skrotus> it sure is
29:00 <doctor> silence.
29:00 <Picard> no.
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Warning Muslims next 200 km
32:00 <Mew> is ness ness74?
32:00 <Mew> or is it some person with a girls username pretending to be a girl even though they have a penis
32:00 <Mew> `seen ness74
32:00 <prowl> Mew, I found 4 matches to your query: ness, nessy, nessy2, ness74. ness ([email protected]) was last seen joining #melbourne 7 minutes ago (09.12. 18:25). ness is still there.
32:00 <Mew> ness74!
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ness is some fat tard
33:00 <Mew> no shes not you cunt
33:00 <Picard> ness is a man
33:00 <Mew> shes a strong independent white woman who dont need no man
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shut up Mew u stupid catholic
34:00 <Picard> Mew is muslim
35:00 <Mew> i dont think im catholic
35:00 <Picard> all worship allah
35:00 <Mew> ive done my reconciliation and first communion and whatever comes after that
35:00 <Mew> but i dont really consider myself catholic
36:00 <Picard> same
36:00 <Picard> fuck the church
36:00 <Mew> lets fuck IN the church
36:00 <Mew> f u jesus!!
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <Picard> you will go to hell
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill fuck u on the altar Mew
37:00 <Mew> already got a ticket bby
37:00 <Mew> may aswell make it worth it
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have had sex in a church
37:00 <Picard> actually u aint going anywhere other then in a pine box with 6ft of dirt on top 
38:00 <Picard> ive had a blowjob behind a church
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> priest Picard ?
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hows this for bullshit some muslim kid girl ran at me i went RAR and she went cryin to her mum, her mum expected a aplogy and other stuff i told her to get fucked and get out of australia if she doesnt like it
38:00 <Picard> nuh, year 10 at a catholic school, we were late back from lunch lol
39:00 <Picard> dirty whore
39:00 <Picard> :P
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fucking muslim kids
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i go to her u think u run the country dont u bitch
40:00 <fawks> and then you woke up
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well fuck off
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my muslim buddies agreed with me
40:00 <Mew> maybe you shouldnt have tried to compress her into a file WiLd_TuRkeY
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> .zip
40:00 <Mew> .RARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> t6hats just gay
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> MORE BEER
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive drank like 12+ beers
41:00 <Mew> beer trip
41:00 <Mew> a trap for bears
41:00 <Mew> in nz
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> sheep=wife in nz
42:00 <fawks> ok ok
42:00 <Skrotus> OK
44:00 <Mew> K
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon do the harlem shake
46:00 <Picard> the english language is rather strange
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> calling all muslims
46:00 <georgeandwell> hi
46:00 <Picard> so many word spelt the same with different meanings
47:00 <boris> homos
47:00 <Picard> boris
47:00 <boris> homo(graphs)
48:00 <faux> Mew: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1459860_10151764990730919_447386872_n.jpg
49:00 <Mew> lmfao
49:00 <Mew> that poor kid
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> faux is a child abuser
49:00 <Mew> Never Weetbix
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew ive got so much money and booze i dont know which way is up and down
50:00 <fawks> WiLd_TuRkeY is like the bogan version of beehhh
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fawks *
51:00 <fawks> both talk so much shit
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fuck u fawks ill rape ur husband and kids
51:00 <fawks> see
51:00 <fawks> beehhh
52:00 <simba> 4:1)
52:00 <simba> accurate comparison fawks 
52:00 <simba> stfu WiLd_TuRkeY
53:00 <simba> Mew lol at RD 
53:00 <simba> and, finally,
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba go play wall-e u fag
53:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/0ed7a99cb0e7541bf1c9a93cf334db0e/tumblr_mx09fwhDXJ1qf5g23o1_500.jpg
53:00 <simba> u bought wall-e on xbox
53:00 <simba> ?
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont make me assert myself simba ill snap u in half
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> anyone speak italian in here ?
54:00 <fawks> yeah
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i do sometimes WhoMadeWho
54:00 <simba> please stop trying to bond with me over disney titles, WiLd_TuRkeY, you simpleton bogan pedo
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> i need a translation please
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why
54:00 <fawks> old mate google translate
55:00 <simba> mi chiamo simba
55:00 <fawks> lol
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur the pedo with the red eyes simba 4:)
55:00 <fawks> wow
55:00 <fawks> lame
56:00 <fawks> bogan beehhh
56:00 <fawks> BB
56:00 <simba> yep good one. the pedo with the red eyes
56:00 <simba> makes sense
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u sit here all day simba looking for bait dont u
57:00 <simba> stop talking to me please
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur always here when i log in
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i was A COP
57:00 <simba> i just got here four minutes ago?
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id kick ur arse
57:00 <simba> stop talking to me bogan
57:00 <simba> honestly u r annoying
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill perl dos ur arse
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <georgeandwell> n e
58:00 <simba> cops are pieces of shit why would you aspire to be a cop?
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba hows knifebunny ur poofter fiend*
58:00 <simba> you want to be in the army too dont you
59:00 <simba> a mindless drone
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i was in the army ur arse would be mine
59:00 <simba> gay?
59:00 <simba> you want my ass?
00:00 <simba> well, until the next "zinger"
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont u have anything other then trolling to add to this room or are u here for the laffs
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> WiLd_TuRkeY wants my ass in the navy
01:00 <simba> when i came in here you were threatening to rape people, WiLd_TuRkeY
01:00 <simba> you must be drunk again
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no i want ur arse on death row repenting for all the sins ur committed
01:00 <simba> this guys fried
01:00 <simba> proper
01:00 <simba> im going to leave and hope youve quit when i come back
01:00 <Zade> his mother must of shared her shandy with him 
02:00 <fawks> c
02:00 <fawks>  
02:00 <fawks> b
02:00 <fawks> b b 
02:00 <fawks> cv
02:00 <fawks>   
02:00 <fawks>        mm
02:00 <fawks> xm
02:00 <Skrotus> :o
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 6x3=18 beeers
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi n e
03:00 <druidess> nop
03:00 <fawks> wtf
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fawks`suck my small penis or ill kill u
03:00 <fawks> my phone just went psycho
03:00 <fawks> fuck off you down syndrome fggot fuck
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
04:00 <simba> 18 beers lmao
04:00 <simba> why would u poison urself that much bogan
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> another 7 to go simba
04:00 <simba> are you trying to kill yourself
04:00 <simba> i cant imagine anyone thats had a good day would purposefully try and drink that many beers
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id drink a slab smoke a 7 grams of weed shoot 1 cap of heroin
05:00 <simba> pls stop talking
05:00 <simba> ur ruining the channel;
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im peaking brother
06:00 <doctor> for every day now, faux lets it be known of her discontent 
07:00 <simba> Yep.
07:00 <georgeandwell> hi ne
07:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/WP-Eq462k8k
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maddslinky - Further Away (feat. Tawiah) (Kahn Remix) (Mar 9, 2012) 4:01 - Category: Music - 1,555 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i should of said there are PSO'who can solve ur childrens problem of crying at bad men
11:00 <xm> [16:56:41] 21<fawks>21 xm
11:00 <xm> [16:56:41] 21* 21waia.wa.au.austnet.org has kicked fawks from #melbourne (Channel flood triggered (limit is 8 lines in 10 secs)21)
11:00 <xm> mmmmm xm
11:00 <georgeandwell> hi
11:00 <Skrotus> does xm stand for something xm?
11:00 <xm> that was a weird random typo
11:00 <fawks> lol I was cleaning my screen and then froze and pressed 29272939933 buttons
11:00 <xm> eXtended Module
11:00 <Skrotus> I see
11:00 <xm> are you familiar with mod/xm files skrotus
11:00 <fawks> xylophone master
12:00 <Skrotus> nope
12:00 <xm> a lot of the old games used them for their music
12:00 <Skrotus> ahhh
12:00 <xm> how old are you Skrotus ?
12:00 <Skrotus> yeah that rings a bell
12:00 <Skrotus> 29
12:00 <xm> probably played a game with mod/xm music then
12:00 <Skrotus> I expect so
13:00 <xm> you dont expect so 
13:00 <georgeandwell> hi
13:00 <xm> you demand so
13:00 <georgeandwell> n e
13:00 <xm> hey georgeandwell 
13:00 <georgeandwell> xtend mod
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is the world still spinning round wooooooooohooooo
16:00 <georgeandwell> im a fighter pilot
17:00 <Skrotus> no you're not
17:00 <georgeandwell> no joke
17:00 <georgeandwell> i fly f16
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Joan Armatrading - Drop The Pilot.mp3 (3.37MB 128kbps Stereo 3:40)
19:00 <georgeandwell> now i fly jetstar
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> baby im hot now Mew
20:00 <Zade> well so far simba is winning best music taste award 
20:00 <georgeandwell> im watching 7TWO
20:00 <georgeandwell> doco about these guys building an oil tanker
20:00 <Mew> http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/21/93/c1d58ffffb4e34098854431a1b34c4a7-pitbull-morphs-into-pitbull-on-animorphs-cover.jpg
21:00 <simba> obv Zade
21:00 <simba> lmao
21:00 <simba> i remember those books
22:00 <simba> and ordering them from the scholastic catalogue..
23:00 <Skrotus> me too
23:00 <Mew> i loved ordering stuff lol
23:00 <Mew> i saw it on this link yesterday
23:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com/gallery/iqLb4EP
23:00 <Mew> which is even better
23:00 <Mew> i would fuck the shit out of that guy
23:00 <Skrotus> literally
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew is a police officer
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <Mew> literally
25:00 <Mew> we've been over the police officer thing
25:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wanna pvt now
25:00 <georgeandwell> life is short msg me now
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
26:00 <georgeandwell> thats how i view life
26:00 <georgeandwell> no regrets
26:00 <georgeandwell> take no prisoners
26:00 <georgeandwell> kill em all
27:00 <georgeandwell> lifes good
27:00 <georgeandwell> play hard
29:00 <Mew> life is short please can we have sex
29:00 <Mew> we could die at any moment i promise ill last longer than 6 seconds
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> 2 seconds is enough
31:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana pvt me now
31:00 <georgeandwell> countdown is now on
33:00 <georgeandwell> i can jizz in 30 sec
33:00 <georgeandwell> from limp
33:00 <georgeandwell> to jizz
33:00 <Zade> lol
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can go limp to limp in under a second
39:00 <simba> yeah ill take an irc2go thanx
43:00 <Picard> fuck off
46:00 <georgeandwell> n e grl wana
46:00 <Picard> stab you?
46:00 <Rice> yes lol
49:00 <georgeandwell> wana body pump
50:00 <ooomp> Yes
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> time to go poke my eyes out
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> j
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey j
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo an hour and american horror story coven is on yay
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> every cunt is dead
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> im tryin to pick a movie to watch for n hour
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might sleep soon
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> start at 7
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah true
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> wake up cunts
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb mew
20:00 <Mew> thx bbq
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> k now fuck off
21:00 <fawks> rude
21:00 <fawks> apologise immediately 
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
21:00 <fawks> asshole
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> more than likely
22:00 <Mew> can i tuts it
22:00 <Mew> remember Mayhem :(
22:00 <Mew> where is that sket
23:00 <fawks> he was on yesterday 
23:00 <fawks> or the day before
23:00 <fawks> can't remembs
23:00 <Mew> awwwww
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> yesterday
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> bb
23:00 <Mew> Loof check this out
23:00 <Mew> `seen Pieter
23:00 <prowl> Mew, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 days 1 hour 51 minutes ago (06.12. 18:32) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah ye The Recruit
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> pacino nigguh
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol j
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb mew
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <Loof> maybe what i did worked ;)
24:00 <simba> pieters been leaving for a bunch of days in a row heaps the past few months
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think i have aids
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen this in ages bro its hard to choose movies when u got over 90 blurays n hundreds of dvds
24:00 <simba> ever since he got back on the shit
24:00 <simba> in like.. sep
24:00 <Mew> LOL
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> he is on shit?
25:00 <Mew> speaking of getting back on the shit and disappearing
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> does it stink?
25:00 <Mew> `seen stuffz
25:00 <prowl> Mew, stuffz ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 weeks 5 days 2 hours 22 minutes ago (16.10. 18:02) stating "Quit: " after spending 14 minutes there.
25:00 <Mew> :(
25:00 <Mew> lesbihonest.. probably ded
25:00 <simba> he is not even around much any more.. just tiny bursts of meth injected into irc
25:00 <Loof> i dobbed him into crimestoppers
25:00 <Loof> gave them his address
25:00 <simba> nice
26:00 <Loof> said he was selling meth
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> and babies?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mang
27:00 <Loof> yeah i also told them he was selling meth to babies
27:00 <Loof> of course
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope Folliewood stops handing guy ritchie big budget projects so he can make The Real Rocknrolla and the sequel to that!
27:00 <Mew> did you drop the toddler bomb?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> some guy on cops was tryong to sell a kid for some crack
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> after sherlock holmes 3 ehehe
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like boobies
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> bewbies
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might go see a hooker on fri
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah dont bother lol
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> why
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can pull a root
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah cbf with all the shit
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> just pay and gtfo
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob get genital warts
32:00 <druidess> lol
32:00 <simba> TICAL
32:00 <simba> pieter actually does sell meth doesnt he
32:00 <simba> might b in trouble
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> druidess can we sex?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> less chance of warts then
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa popped this seoquel b4 cause i ran out of valium
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> eyes gettin tired ehe
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk making n dealing drugs ey simba
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that aint how you become a real rocknrolla!
37:00 <Loof> yeah pieter sells meth simba
37:00 <Loof> tryed recently to sell a shitload to b1
37:00 <Loof> tried
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1?
38:00 <Loof> bastardlyone
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
41:00 <druidess> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> just getting prepared
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
41:00 <cocksock> nibble them off
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> n lol druidess i liked the step brothers quote :P
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehe
41:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Apple Cider Vinegar
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> *u
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> or a 9v battery
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtf
42:00 <druidess> i luv that movie
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> 9V Battery, yes battery can remove your genital warts. Sounds ridiculous this is one of the best way of genital warts removal at home, by attaching the positive and negative node to a wart will kill the HPV and eventually remove that wart without even noticed.
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> sounds kinky
42:00 <druidess> lol weird
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> like who the fuck tries this shit and knows it works?
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> "oh i have warts on my genitals, lets see what battery kills them"
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob lost a nut trying a var battery
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> car
45:00 <Loof> hey druidess :)
45:00 <druidess> hi loof:)
46:00 <Picard> Jelena 
46:00 <Picard> dokic?
46:00 <Loof> wb Mew
47:00 <druidess> yes picard its her... rolls eyes
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> wow
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> maybe i wont get warts this week
47:00 <Tuftoy> lol yeah she is on mirc
48:00 <Picard> druidess well it could be, she doesnt play much tennis nowdays and could be bored
48:00 <druidess> lol
48:00 <druidess> she could also be in a mental ward
48:00 <Picard> nuh thats her father
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont think they allow net
48:00 <druidess> both
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> makin soup makin sou
48:00 <Picard> chic has done well with a fucktard like him
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> p
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> rice rice rice, in ma soup
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to win 50 mil tomorrow night j
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet j
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> buy me a kit kat :P
49:00 <Picard> omfgbbqhax really?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will own irc
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and shut it down?
49:00 <Picard> what would u have me do for $1mill of that?
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> picard u need to make love to pieter
49:00 <druidess> u could own it for 50c
50:00 <Picard> omfgbbqhax for $1mill id do it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> that doesnt earn one million
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> that earns fifty bucks
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a backhand to the face
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might go have a smoke
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> and then sleep
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a good sleep j
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> maybe
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dinner then sleep for moi
51:00 <Picard> dont wake up
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have to
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> need to work tomorrow
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> careful Picard, your dream might come true
51:00 <Picard> i have to be up at 5am
51:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <Picard> same for u :P
52:00 <Picard> wind down
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah, im cursed to always be awake
52:00 <Picard> wind outside, wat a fucked language english is
52:00 <druidess> maepai hehe
52:00 <Picard> i sleep 4-5 hours a night
52:00 <Picard> its fucked up
52:00 <Mae-Pai> yah?
52:00 <druidess> its meeee
52:00 <Picard> Mae-Pai are u married to romper?
52:00 <Mae-Pai> me who?;p
52:00 <Mae-Pai> do what?
53:00 <Picard> you are the asian bride?
53:00 <Picard> you cost $1.50?
53:00 <Mae-Pai> who the fucking hell is romper?
53:00 <druidess> dw
53:00 <Tuftoy> druidess is she suppose to know u?
53:00 <Mae-Pai> i know her
53:00 <druidess> yes
54:00 <druidess> how ya been
54:00 <Tuftoy> druidess who is u?
54:00 <Mae-Pai> grouse mouse thanks
54:00 <druidess> whos u tuftoy
55:00 <Tuftoy> druidess I'm ur lover lol
55:00 <druidess> like fuck u r
55:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1488225_10200179297685027_1123862896_n.jpg
55:00 <Tuftoy> druidess woo calm down
55:00 <faux> fucking cunt of a child i would hunt this fucker down and put him in the blender
56:00 <druidess> oh
56:00 <druidess> that kid
57:00 <druidess> santa letter
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck off
58:00 <Mae-Pai> what a dopey cuntox picard is by the look of it
58:00 <Mew> im pretty sure thats Element as a child
59:00 <Mew> i can tell by the full stops and anger
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Serenity> if that was my kid id hog tie the little cunt and drop him in a good sammy bin
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
06:00 <Loof> Mee-Pee
07:00 <Mae-Pai> wow spaz as
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Paul Walker killed in a car accident? What's next? Samuel L Jackson killed by snakes on a plane?"
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is faux still being a pedophile of little boys?
16:00 <druidess>  
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> p e d o p h i l e fawks
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fawks is afemale pedophile she operates differentkly then normal ones
19:00 <faux> i dont appreciate being called a pedo tyvm.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> this bloody 16 kids and counting
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> these two stupid parents want more
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> itd make more sense genetically if it were 16 kids to four fathers
23:00 <faux> and stay out
23:00 <faux> CRIMINAL CASE
23:00 <faux> i need more energies
23:00 <Serenity> wtf is his problem
23:00 <faux> i banned him from cunts
23:00 <Serenity> ahh
23:00 <faux> and called him the bogan beehhh
23:00 <faux> cos he talks so much shit
23:00 <faux> also, i want these in adult size https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/997002_707157172642104_1263904614_n.jpg
23:00 <faux> SO BAD
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm mmm soup!
23:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> hahah theyre so cute
24:00 <Mae-Pai> i'm guessing serenity turned him down, and upset his 'nice/good guy' arse
24:00 <faux> um what
24:00 <Mae-Pai> good guys are such pussies
24:00 <Serenity> huh..
24:00 <faux> all i read was ching chong
24:00 <Mae-Pai> sissy little bitches
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw Mae-Pai
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> need a tissue?
25:00 <Tuftoy> aww Mae-Pai u like bad boys
25:00 <Mae-Pai> nice guys finish last...............they're 'friend zone' material...............we all know it
25:00 <Mae-Pai> it's good guys who need tissues
26:00 <doctor> i'm a real bad dude
26:00 <doctor> want some lessons?
26:00 <Mae-Pai> "awwwwwww i'm a good guy, give me a chance..............get to know me you'll see i'm a good guy
26:00 <Mae-Pai> whiny little fags
26:00 <Tuftoy> Mae-Pai what about a mixture, a bit of both?
27:00 <Serenity> yeah.. once actual grown women get past the maturity level of like.. 17. that bad boy thing isnt cute anymore
28:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1416457858590731&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice guys finish last is so last century
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy's got to be a little nice and a little spicey ;)
29:00 <doctor> what i reckon is that's all bullshit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
29:00 <doctor> people dont need to be anything
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, they kinda do
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> need to be "something"
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
30:00 <Serenity> spicey in the bedroom
30:00 <georgeandwell> hi
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe sezz
30:00 <Mae-Pai> if all the whiny little bitch nice guys who sulk like 6 year old boys about females not giving them a chance had anything to offer females, they woldn't get friend zoned..........and be permanently single
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> quit it with the ...
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're not using it correctly
31:00 <georgeandwell> who says i have any female friends
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> two after a word.. three inbetween ... okay?
31:00 <Serenity> Mae-Pai is the kind of chick who goes for these dickhead guys and complains about being treated like shit
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <doctor> Mae-Pai is a dude i think
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mae-Pai wouldn't know what a good offer is
32:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <Serenity> maybe hes gay then
32:00 <Serenity> either way i bet its never had a functioning relationship in its life
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer jihad on dolebludgers
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> sounds like superman
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> op in gay^sex lol
32:00 <georgeandwell> not all guys are dickheads
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> op in muay thai hey
32:00 <Skrotus> homeboys are though
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mae-Pai likes to fuck boys up, the bum ;)
33:00 <georgeandwell> hehe
33:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T14Wy_NEwXY
33:00 <georgeandwell> women are strange theese days...to much feminism in their brain
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - All Homeboys Are Dickheads (Dec 1, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 22 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <doctor> both sexes are screwed i find
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man i feel full and i have a big bowl of fkn soup i havent touched
34:00 <doctor> much rather be a hairless androgenous blob
35:00 <georgeandwell> im a fella
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just find that people are inherently good, some choose to be bad, some have no choice and some're addicted to the Folliewood,entropic life.
35:00 <doctor> what ever a fella is
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm an Ectoplasmic wonder
36:00 <georgeandwell> u mean addicted to the foil?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol, but no i dont
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i guess a lot ride that beast
37:00 <doctor> ectoplasmic wonder
37:00 <doctor> i like that
37:00 <doctor> i can just imagine it now
37:00 <georgeandwell> u mean addicted to the foil?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe doctor :P
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> soup!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> good for the soul
48:00 <georgeandwell> hi
48:00 <georgeandwell> again
48:00 <georgeandwell> any1 on
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb shadz
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmhmm
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to fix my soup
48:00 <shadsam> TAR
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> was lacking spice
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> heat even
50:00 <georgeandwell> yo
50:00 <georgeandwell> sup
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa i didnt know one of my belgian cousins is living in Paris
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> till i saw this awesome winter pic then
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
50:00 <cherri_pie> whos this amz fagget
50:00 <cherri_pie> pretending to be a girl
50:00 <cherri_pie> fucking fagget cunt
50:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls want a real man
50:00 <cherri_pie> this cunt pretends his a chick and sends pics
50:00 <cherri_pie> facebook stalking 
51:00 <cherri_pie> rippin there pics lolol
51:00 <cherri_pie> what a sick fuck
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha my other cous has a pic up of him with a koala from when they came down as kids n i met them lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> who r u cherri_pie?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a guy right?
52:00 <cherri_pie> im the bich thats gonna hunt amz down
52:00 <cherri_pie> and cut off his fagget cock
52:00 <cherri_pie> fuckin gay cunt
53:00 <cherri_pie> this cunt talks like a little bich
53:00 <cherri_pie> or worse like michael jackson
53:00 <Skirmish> Potty mouthed chick that's going to hunt down amz ... 
53:00 <cherri_pie> should of heard him in pvy
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
53:00 <cherri_pie> "may i please know what u looks lik"
53:00 <cherri_pie> lolol
53:00 <georgeandwell> n e grl wana be my gf
53:00 <cherri_pie> what a desperate cunt
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> just because of this 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> chat
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even worth the trouble irl
54:00 <cherri_pie> amz will be your boy friend
54:00 <cherri_pie> but pretend to be ur gf with fake facebook pics
54:00 <cherri_pie> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> irc drama ... it never ends. 
54:00 <cherri_pie> the cunts in sex too
54:00 <cherri_pie> watch out
54:00 <cherri_pie> weirddddooooo
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm Skirmish
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> how goes it
55:00 <Skirmish> It goes well. Life is again balanced and good.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit maet
55:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
55:00 <Skirmish> ... which means lots of free time at work to spend on irc lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and lol doc
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you round-the-twist death of a salesman ninja :P
56:00 <doctor> tehe
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is good for you, eat it in silence XD
58:00 <doctor> that's very kind of you. I shall leave it on the bench to cool
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <georgeandwell> n e 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
59:00 <georgeandwell> hallo
00:00 <georgeandwell> lets chatx
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell us a story
01:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wna chatx
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <georgeandwell> ke
01:00 <georgeandwell> keke
01:00 <georgeandwell> an
03:00 <georgeandwell> n 
13:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wna chatx
15:00 <Skirmish> Well this channel certainly is getting quieter. 
15:00 <Skirmish> This used to be prime time!
16:00 <shadsam> FAUX IS A RATT
16:00 <fawks> FAUX IS A RATT
17:00 <georgeandwell> n e
18:00 <partay> Skirmish back in the day.. youd get tits out all night
18:00 <Skirmish> I know! 
18:00 <Skirmish> A quick that in PM and nek minnit she's on msn camming topless. 
18:00 <Skirmish> chat*
19:00 <fawks> irc sluts
19:00 <Skirmish> irc has changed a lot over the years. 
20:00 <Skirmish> fawks: the last irc girl that got her tits out on msn cam was in the #sydney chat room and was mad at her boyfriend because he didn't call her the night before like he said he would.
20:00 <Skirmish> That would have been about 5 or so years ago.
20:00 <Skirmish> Unless she has changed her nick she doesn't chat on irc anymore. 
21:00 <milk> all the sluts are on fb now
21:00 <Skirmish> I dislike facebook. I've got 28 "friends" and nearly twice as many as that blocked.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> far out
22:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people seem to use it to track down people they knew a decade ago to reignite some romance or argument. 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wont add anyone with a small amount of friends
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have over 600
22:00 <Skirmish> I won't add anyone I don't have anything to do with in real life.
23:00 <milk> popularty
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about interests?
23:00 <Skirmish> Unless it's a page like for an actor or tv show or something.
23:00 <Serenity> ive got like 206
23:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have heaps of french people on mine
23:00 <Serenity> and I know every one of them IRL cept the 40 or so from IRC that are on a limited profile anyway
23:00 <milk> Im not even on fb
23:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I was going to say interests are different. But as in people who I have known over the years ... unless I have something to do with you in real life now ... I won't accept. 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> seriously 40 or so from irc fark
24:00 <Skirmish> If I haven't spoken to you since leaving high school why would you try add me now 18 years later?
24:00 <Serenity> yer
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a lot that i dont have anything to do with irl
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> but share common interests with
24:00 <fawks> to see if u got fat
24:00 <Skirmish> lol fawks. 
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <Serenity> same reason they have reunions
24:00 <Serenity> its not to see how you are, its to see how much everyone else is failing
24:00 <fawks> to brag
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> people do go to catch up..
25:00 <Skirmish> I had to log into an old hotmail account to get the key for outlook express from when I bought it years ago and I noticed that a chick I was seeing casually in 2008 had emailed me a week before I had logged in. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: We've only had 1 reunion so far and I spent most of that drunk and offering to have sex with a close school friend whilst her husband was walking around taking pictures of everyone that showed up being a fuckwit. 
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Serenity> i didnt go to mine
26:00 <Skirmish> It was at a golf club so offering to engage in sex on the 9th green seemed like a good idea. 
27:00 <Skirmish> I ended up sleeping with that friend about 4 months later and just in case anyone is curious ... the fuckhead took 130 odd pics and every single one of them was out of focus. 
27:00 <MadScientist> cool story
27:00 <Serenity> rofl
27:00 <Skirmish> How can you take an out of focus picture these days?  Is it even possible?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
28:00 <crash> you don't even have to point the camera at peoples heads anymore
28:00 <crash> just aim roughly around their faces 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> still love my mechanical slr
28:00 <Maurice> Lol @ out of focus
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> olympus <3
28:00 <partay> faux lets cock cam
28:00 <Serenity> yeah my phone does the face find thing
29:00 <Skirmish> I've got a Sony DSLR and I have to REALLY be trying to take a bad picture.
29:00 <Skirmish> This guy was using an instamatic point and click auto focus camera.
29:00 <crash> put it in manual
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
29:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... he was a douche. I was happy to see her leave him.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine is oldschool
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and uno what they say, there's no school like the oldschool :P
30:00 <Skirmish> It ruined the friendship though guys. So when a girl says "sex will ruin the friendship" she is actually telling you the truth.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if
30:00 <Serenity> gee you think
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> im still friends with a chick n we fuck..
30:00 <Skirmish> That is why I refuse to be friends with Serenity until she gets a divorce. 
31:00 <Serenity> LOL
31:00 <Serenity> bugger off
31:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: She is probably a psychopath.
31:00 <georgeandwell> Serenity hi
31:00 <Serenity> hi?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that's insulting
31:00 <doctor> hello Serenity?
31:00 <Serenity> hello doctor?
32:00 <georgeandwell> hi
32:00 <doctor> hello world? it is me, can't you see?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> stereotypical comments are bullshit, and yours was bullshit.
32:00 <Serenity> i think its totally possible to just fuck someone and be friends
32:00 <Serenity> but generally if she tells you its gonna ruin it
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah calm down. You're the exception to the rile. 
32:00 <Serenity> it will
32:00 <Skirmish> rule*
32:00 <doctor> someone would develop feelings and ruin everything
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw im just too cute for u bro ;)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> itd ruin us!
33:00 <Skirmish> We could probably still hang out and chat like we used to but the memory of doing the do would always be there. 
33:00 <Maurice> Whats the deal with having sex with someone you don't even like
33:00 <Maurice> Coz I've been there
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> initially it's hard to separate emotion from sex with a friend
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ya get used to it
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> just lose the jealousy n ur cool
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> speaking of that kind of thing, phone time ;)
34:00 <milk> no strings sex?
35:00 <milk> you usually have to pay for that
35:00 <MadScientist> i have sex a friend
35:00 <MadScientist> its great
35:00 <MadScientist> so great in fact a wife that bitch
36:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: We liked each other and there had been a lot of tension between us for years previous. We were just at two very different points in life though and she knew we wouldn't find common ground there to take it further.
36:00 <MadScientist> i*
36:00 <fawks> I have sex a friend
36:00 <MadScientist> yeh my brains still not working good
36:00 <MadScientist> lol
36:00 <Maurice> It's like dial a doctor
36:00 <milk> too much sex a friend
36:00 <MadScientist> yup
36:00 <MadScientist> wait
37:00 <MadScientist> never too much sex
37:00 <Skirmish> I haven't had a sex friend in a long time. I am enjoying the transition to long term relationship. 
37:00 <Maurice> I havent had sex in ages either
37:00 <doctor> better to abstain completely and pursue a life of quiet contemplation and resentment
37:00 <milk> Im totally over all forms of relationship
37:00 <MadScientist> 1112doctor11 aka wanking
37:00 <fawks> lol doctor
37:00 <Serenity> sex??
37:00 <Serenity> whats that
38:00 <milk> if you allow people into your life you just get screwed over
38:00 <Serenity> well thats a sad sack approach to life
38:00 <MadScientist> sounds like some reflection
38:00 <DrGore> Beer on a Monday, This must be what it feels like to be unemployed.
39:00 <Maurice> I let people into my life in the hopes I get screwed..
39:00 <DrGore> feels good
39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
39:00 <milk> I know how its going to end when someone talks to me
39:00 <MadScientist> lol DrGore
39:00 <Skirmish> I used to think like you milk and then one day I thought to myself "Whilst it may hurt to end something with one person ... the one thing experience has shown me is that there is ALWAYS someone else. 
39:00 <georgeandwell> there
39:00 <milk> not for me
39:00 <Serenity> this shit is too deep and im far too hung over for this
40:00 <Skirmish> Hung over on a Monday night? Wow that was one hell of a weekend! 
40:00 <MadScientist> it was
40:00 <Serenity> sure was
40:00 <milk> last gf I had was Jewish and had her parents use their money to have surgery done to me because I broke up with her
40:00 <doctor> lol
40:00 <milk> its just not worth it
40:00 <doctor> sorry..
40:00 <georgeandwell> whzatt kind of surgury
40:00 <milk> rather not say thanks
40:00 <MadScientist> what
41:00 <MadScientist> they had surgery on you after you broke up with her
41:00 <georgeandwell> did u agree to surgery
41:00 <MadScientist> thats retarded
41:00 <Skirmish> How do you spell it ... eunich? 
41:00 <MadScientist> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> Removed your penis Milk? 
41:00 <MadScientist> LOLOL
41:00 <doctor> Are you Jewish milk?
41:00 <georgeandwell> unix
41:00 <MadScientist> castration
42:00 <georgeandwell> is how u spell unix
42:00 <MadScientist> :/
42:00 <milk> I'm an elf
42:00 <milk> we can put our balls back on
42:00 <DrGore> My daughter is too hot for you to have bronken up with her. You need a brain transplant.
42:00 <Skirmish> No ... it's a term used to describe a male who has had their penis removed.
42:00 <Kynetic> eunuch
42:00 <MadScientist> all genitals isnt it
42:00 <georgeandwell> unix
42:00 <MadScientist> fuck off georgeandwell
42:00 <georgeandwell> u mean to say unix right?
42:00 <Skirmish> Royal families waaaay back in the day used to do it to their male servants to prevent them fucking everything in sight. 
43:00 <MadScientist> no
43:00 <MadScientist> youre neither smart nor funny
43:00 <MadScientist> sit down
43:00 <Kynetic> georgeandwell should be a eunuch
43:00 <georgeandwell> onced u cut off ur balls u lose sex drive
43:00 <MadScientist> WHAT
43:00 <georgeandwell> the balls make u horny
43:00 <MadScientist> shut up mate
43:00 <milk> well, also I'm not human
43:00 <Kynetic> no
43:00 <Kynetic> youre milk.
43:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa2_U4LSxII
43:00 <Doodle> my balls make me horny
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lobotomia ( Leucotomia ) frontal lobotomy (Oct 1, 2011) 3:38 - Category: Education - 111,647 views - 139 likes (79.9%), 35 dislikes (20.1%)
44:00 <milk> so I cant get human females pregnant
44:00 <Doodle> D:
44:00 <MadScientist> Doodle's balls make me horney too
44:00 <Doodle> good lord
44:00 <MadScientist> ;}
44:00 <milk> I can get a elfess pregnant but not a human
44:00 <milk> bit like humans and chimps
44:00 <milk> look similar
44:00 <milk> I liken it to cows and horses
44:00 <Kynetic> can u get me a monkey?
45:00 <MadScientist> what are you even saying
45:00 <Kynetic> i want a monkey butler
45:00 <milk> both big brown, white splotches, four legs with hooves, long neck and face.....
45:00 <milk> sometimes they fuck
45:00 <Doodle> gina rinehart
45:00 <milk> but alas....
45:00 <MadScientist> you just described 60% of this channel
47:00 <milk> I can put human balls back on, but seeing as how many people want it done for free I dont have that kind of resource, so it's only for those who pay..... no one will pay
47:00 <milk> so*
47:00 <Skirmish> Wait wait wait ... "So I can't get human females pregnant".  What other kind of females did you plan on getting pregnant? 
47:00 <Doodle> gnats
47:00 <milk> do you know what a Orang Utang is?
48:00 <Doodle> you mean an orangutan
48:00 <milk> do you know what a Chimpanzee is?
48:00 <milk> do you know what a Gorilla is?
48:00 <Skirmish> Is milk that constantly emo guy Chris?
48:00 <Doodle> sadly no
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <milk> they are also my primate relatives
49:00 <Skirmish> He says stupid shit in a really similar way to Chris.
49:00 <Doodle> BOOMSHANKA
49:00 <Doodle> come and get it like a bitch funky sex machine
51:00 <milk> ok ok, here is a nice theory for you, I go out a pick up a cheap asian hooker, the next day most of thailand turns up at my door to move in with me because they feel I can pay the rent, bills and food for their family as payment
51:00 <Doodle> ley us know each other, before we have good time
51:00 <Doodle> *let
51:00 <doctor> milk did you ever goto university
51:00 <Skirmish> .... then you find out it was actually a boy that you'd spent the night with.
51:00 <milk> I failed my PhD, less than 1% of people do
52:00 <Doodle> called brian
52:00 <doctor> you have that intelligent crazy about you
52:00 <milk> 80% defer indefinitely, 20% want the piece of paper, less than 1% want to learn something and survive
52:00 <Doodle> thats a hundred and less than one percent
53:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of university.  I took the mrs into Newcastle Uni over the weekend to show her the best place to part for her classes for next year and now I want to go back to uni too! 
53:00 <milk> ~
53:00 <doctor> what will you study?
54:00 <Skirmish> Dunno. Law still interests me but I would need to change focus away from actually becoming a solicitor because my patience for the general public doesn't exist. 
54:00 <doctor> haha
54:00 <doctor> yeah i can understand that
54:00 <doctor> could do it for your own sake out of general interest
55:00 <Skirmish> So something to do with law ... but more of an evolutionary role within it.  
55:00 <Skirmish> I figured I would wait until I turn 40 and have a midlife crisis over it. 
56:00 <doctor> wouldn't you much prefer some kind of fancy automobile?
56:00 <Skirmish> I noticed that there is actually a degree in Anti Terrorism/Security now being offered. Maybe I could do that and focus on Federal Police/Govt.  
57:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Well I am going to need a better job for a fancy automobile. 
57:00 <fawks> http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/online/the-most-hilarious-replies-to-wrong-number-texts/story-fnjwnhzf-1226776208115
57:00 <doctor> I had a friend from school who went into something similar to that... smart guy
57:00 <Skirmish> Read that last week at work.  Some of them are hilarious. 
57:00 <Skirmish> "STOP SENDING ME THE PIC OF THE CAT!"
57:00 <fawks> lmao
57:00 <fawks> the Michael cera one 
58:00 <fawks> is the best
58:00 <Skirmish> The one that convinces the guy to bring 40 odd people to someones house for a party.
58:00 <Skirmish> LOL
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