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00:00 <Loof> phew, now i can relax
00:00 <Loof> straya is safe
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb_Chef is probably working the friers at McDs
00:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Loof> i feel like going and bashing some of those protesting hippies outside tecome mcdonalds
01:00 <FredFlinstoner> BI GUYS?
01:00 <Loof> trying to dictate what we can eat
01:00 <Loof> fuck them
01:00 <Loof> big macs rule
01:00 <Skirmish> The guys told me when I first started here that even if someone took the cannons that were complete in the pods they wouldn't work easily. They tried to wire one up to a US Humvee and the unit couldn't get enough power to crank up and fire. 
02:00 <Loof> cannon is such a cool sounding word
02:00 <Loof> it's right up there with tank
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <wolfy> Eminem - Stan
03:00 <Loof> beehhh whats it like to be a retard?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> TIME
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Scientists have invented 'robotic sperm' that can be remotely controlled - http://ti.me/1kH1Jln
03:00 <beehhh> was he wearing a parechute....no he wasnt....so he died
03:00 <Loof> balding bisexual beehhh
04:00 <Skirmish> All sexy words "30mm 6 barrel belt fed"
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there's been no movie or book about starting a bus journey and it ends up in another dimension has there?
05:00 <Loof> maybe twilight zone
05:00 <Loof> but thanks for the plot idea
05:00 <Loof> :P
05:00 <beehhh> Hobbit was interesting this will continue
05:00 <Loof> i might put a jihad on beehhh
05:00 <Loof> say he sent me a picture of allah having sex with a camel
05:00 <Student> try your might Loof
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <MrMark> woooooooohoooooooooooo!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I probably won't write it
06:00 <Loof> nah i was kidding
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm full of ideas sitting around
06:00 <Loof> i have too many ideas already
06:00 <Loof> same
06:00 <Loof> i'll tell malaysians beehhh has been emailing pictures of alah in various sexual poses
06:00 <beehhh> Loof send us a photo of your son show how reatrd he is and how asian he looks
06:00 <Student> :)
07:00 <Loof> fuck moths
07:00 <Loof> annoying shitty things
07:00 <Student> spare Loof, doctors are very worried about him 
07:00 <Student> very much worried
07:00 <Student> i do not want to add to the worries :)
07:00 <Loof> ty
07:00 <Student> yw
08:00 <Loof> bong tarm
08:00 <Loof> British^Meat buildings crumble on top of you in bf4
08:00 <Loof> just thought i should warn you
08:00 <Loof> it's a cunt
08:00 <beehhh> i'll fuck all of your gods simultenously in doggy then your mum Loof
08:00 <Loof> beehhh what's the most amount of kittens you've had up your ass?
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
09:00 <British^Meat> yer
09:00 <British^Meat> i heard its a lot like BFBC2
09:00 <British^Meat> in that EVERYTHING blows up
09:00 <Loof> yep lol
09:00 <Loof> changes EVERYTHING
09:00 <British^Meat> levelution
09:00 <MrMark> bong!!!
09:00 <Loof> beehhh even fails at rape. He tried to rape a 9 year old girl, but she kicked his ass and called the cops FAIL FAIL FAIL
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway i have my Yakata on
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> (male kimono)
09:00 <Loof> robe of suggestion
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> got from japan :P
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> well mum did
09:00 <Loof> nice
09:00 <Loof> i want one for my son seeing he's half asian
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
10:00 <Loof> it's cool but i can only play for 1 round a day
10:00 <Loof> heart cant take it
10:00 <British^Meat> lol
10:00 <Loof> the adrenaline
10:00 <Loof> the emotion
10:00 <Loof> it might as well be real
10:00 <Loof> lol brb
10:00 <Loof> a chinese one though, not jap
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha 
10:00 <Loof> cause he's chinese
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye my chinese aunties would be like uh whaa
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mums sisters
10:00 <Loof> hehe
10:00 <Loof> cool
10:00 <beehhh> you better protect your son at home dont know whats lurking outside tryina get inside while you're asleep 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> eerr
11:00 <British^Meat> yer
11:00 <British^Meat> that and the bongs :)
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> u?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <Loof> beehhh is it embarrasing when cockroaches crawl out of your ass when you're at the beach?
12:00 <Loof> beehhh how did you get so fat off 20 cents worth of food a week?
12:00 <wolfy> lol
12:00 <beehhh> china landed on the moon
13:00 <Loof> yep just had 2
13:00 <Loof> cant wait to get a spas
13:00 <Loof> u mad beehhh?
13:00 <Loof> u crying?
13:00 <Loof> just kill yourself
13:00 <Loof> might as well
13:00 <beehhh> suck me cock dickhead
13:00 <Loof> everyone knows the studying is a joke
13:00 <Loof> just face facts you're a failure beehhh, just suicide
14:00 <Loof> and a decent medium range secondary weapon
14:00 <beehhh> i'll serve you right dont worry wait and see
14:00 <thestig> SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN
14:00 <Loof> even if you did pass (which you wont), a degree from some third world country doesn't mean shit
14:00 <thestig> loof thats a good one
14:00 <thestig> lol
14:00 <Loof> :)
15:00 <Loof> fuck it might play now
15:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
15:00 <beehhh> well im going for canada, australia will have more hail storms
15:00 <Mew> http://earthsky.org/earth/crazy-hail-storm-in-alberta-canada-on-july-6-2013
15:00 <beehhh> and lot of dickheads like Loof in aust still exist
16:00 <simba> bong it up dude
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm rockin' it on GTA O for some reason and I have no idea why
16:00 <simba> bong crew active
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the RP seems fixed ... and new jobs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm zooming through levels doing fuck all really
16:00 <Loof> beehhh have you seen american history x? you know the gutter teeth smash scene? that's what i'm going to do to you
16:00 <thestig> MEW MEW MEW
17:00 <shadsam> sup
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna ask you simba if Martin had given you a certain job ... but you'd not even have him as a contact yet
17:00 <simba> lol yea
17:00 <simba> im 17 or 18
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to log on sometime you are and invite you to some of the actual fun jobs
17:00 <shadsam> i spilt cordial on my laptop
17:00 <Loof> first i'll cut all your fingers and toes off with boltcutters and stick them up your ass
17:00 <Mew> kerrrrrrrrb stomp
17:00 <beehhh> have you seen melcom x, and i'm going to be denzel washinton
17:00 <Mew> hay stiggiez
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for a pipe huhu
17:00 <wolfy> Eminem - Sing For The Moment
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> make sure you sing it and pwn it
17:00 <beehhh> no one gives a shit what you think
18:00 <simba> i have done a bunch of jobs that have level 40 cap or whatever, some are quite hard 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was 43 the other day we were talking about it ... now nearly 50
18:00 <Doodle> old cunt
18:00 <Doodle> ^_^
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that I am
18:00 <Doodle> you'll be dead soon
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but we were talking about game levels
18:00 <simba> i seem to be a good driver / shooter when paired with dudes so !!!
18:00 <Doodle> better book a nursing home now
18:00 <beehhh> action speaks louder than your bullshit talking
18:00 <thestig> MEW great link
19:00 <Doodle> oh 
19:00 <Doodle> right
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> i knew that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 44 actually
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Doodle> you dont look a day over 47
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really? what do you prefer? driving or shooting?
19:00 <Doodle> simba is a good shooter when paired with dudes kekekeke
19:00 <beehhh> oooh 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... trust you to pick up on that
19:00 <beehhh> I'd leave australia for chinese to invade
20:00 <simba> driving i think
20:00 <beehhh> my aunt will help me to go canada by selling her nest
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you GTA Oing on the xbox or PS3 Doodle
20:00 <beehhh> we just spoke i'm going england boy
20:00 <Doodle> ps3
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, same with us
20:00 <beehhh> hip hip hip...horray....all the way from canada
20:00 <Bastardly_One> should add one day and play as a little crew
20:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3211/MdvX1O5n0EmuH8iMLazdkQ/0_0.jpg
20:00 <Doodle> etc
20:00 <Doodle> i'm not online yet
20:00 <thestig> will u use the same boat you come in on?
20:00 <doctor> beehhh, if you ever come back, make sure you only come for war
20:00 <wolfy> LOL doctor
21:00 <Skirmish> Good place to park it.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the penis shot?
21:00 <Doodle> i thought so
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
21:00 <Doodle> no
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Skirmish> How didn't it explode?
21:00 <Doodle> glitch
21:00 <beehhh> australia dont want me
21:00 <Doodle> they stick in the ground
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
21:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3394/OCW3tJPSwkuB0Nxy6QLg-Q/0_0.jpg
21:00 <Doodle> this plane was just stuck in the air
21:00 <beehhh> play with those memories
21:00 <Doodle> after i bailed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep fucking this mission up where I have to land a titan
21:00 <Doodle> just stopped
21:00 <beehhh> i'll come back to bury Loof alive and burn his house in springvale
22:00 <Bastardly_One> those things are HUGE and I am a shit flier
22:00 <beehhh> i'm all out of love mmm so lost without you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you good at flying simba?
22:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0674/6VIxJ2HboEihx7gNwCUXYQ/0_0.jpg
22:00 <simba> NB NB
22:00 <Doodle> i hated the knife flights
22:00 <beehhh> one thing i dont like about england is everything is very fkn old road, houses, trees, buses
22:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: War - Edwin Starr (Jun 18, 2007) 3:37 - Category: Music - 3,902,764 views - 14,525 likes (98.4%), 229 dislikes (1.6%)
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol malcolm x
23:00 <simba> how are old trees bad? dickhead
23:00 <simba> die dickhead
23:00 <beehhh> train station, tunnels
23:00 <simba> england owns, die mirza
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if I team with a good flier
23:00 <beehhh> call me shimoon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be set
23:00 <beehhh> too slow babe
23:00 <simba> ok mirza
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty good on the shooting but am a shit driver
23:00 <British^Meat> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9726/kahjG6K8s0OfKFUr5F65dQ/0_0.jpg
23:00 <Skirmish> Is GTA V online yet as a multiplayer?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
24:00 <simba> yes.
24:00 <simba> lol thats me in teh red mask and banshee
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that fucking character
24:00 <Skirmish> I watched a video when it was in BETA and I cracked up when this guy had his mates around at his place for a party in game and nek minnit a rocket comes through the window and kills them all.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat's I mean
24:00 <simba> brilliant shot
24:00 <British^Meat> gotta do it again so we can see bodies flyin
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine I'll get from FB in a sec
24:00 <British^Meat> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6196/iUkD9BYlTUmo0nrPNIHnyw/0_0.jpg
24:00 <British^Meat> simba pickin his nose
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/rn/legacy/player.htm
25:00 <Skirmish> You guys are going to convince me to buy this game ... 
25:00 <simba> lol that owns
25:00 <Doodle> why do you both look so gay
25:00 <simba> m8
25:00 <British^Meat> show us your hardcore dude then
25:00 <Doodle> i'm not online
25:00 <beehhh> lol
25:00 <simba> 4dont diss the mask
25:00 <Bastardly_One> here I am checking out a hooker
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1379896_10151929289433104_997195176_n.jpg
25:00 <Doodle> gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn this album this musician gave me last nite of his n friends is choice
25:00 <beehhh> rained all day my towels all soaked wet cant have a shower
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> {preloved folk}
25:00 <wolfy> ghaha
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that must be downtown somewhere as downtown has shit hookers
26:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7709/YlaUGjw0_kuTGVwQwspy3g/0_0.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
26:00 <beehhh> nah, the hooker is burgaining about price
26:00 <beehhh> ...and later got pissed off with a broke arse customer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking for that on Mission Row
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a pic of that dude
26:00 <simba> burgaining? does that involve going to hungry jacks?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> this one Inside Out he played for me last nite on his accoustic n sang it, tho on the cd his friends cover it, n he told me originally it was a proposal to his x
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> cute 
26:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel (Jul 4, 2010) 3:28 - Category: Entertainment - 10,267,710 views - 59,855 likes (99.5%), 330 dislikes (0.5%)
27:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7132/mGipg8PZuECC2cK_LSCHWA/0_0.jpg
27:00 <beehhh> Dimmy's n forger
27:00 <beehhh> do you have in south straya?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't get time to take pics online really do you simba?
27:00 <simba> yea wheres ur guy Doodle
27:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
27:00 <simba> i cant take pix
27:00 <simba> i tried and it wouldnt save it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
27:00 <Doodle> i havent started online yet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
27:00 <simba> cant log into that thing i cbf
27:00 <beehhh> simba lives in a bush where used to be a hole
27:00 <beehhh> holden gone, qantas leaving, totoya next
27:00 <wolfy> so?
27:00 <beehhh> come do what, war
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> u were first
27:00 <wolfy> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you took vegemite with you
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> thank fuck
27:00 <wolfy> hah
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAH RACISM
28:00 <British^Meat> he CBF to press a few buttons and sign up
28:00 <simba> i made a dumb username and password i think
28:00 <Bastardly_One> social club will give you a car and shit online
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not that it's a good car though
28:00 <Skirmish> If I buy the game and get online can I hang out with you guys?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can join my gaylord crew
28:00 <Doodle> i have cars and like 100m and shit
28:00 <beehhh> there are planty job going around but simba tend to be stick with the centrelink
28:00 <Doodle> no need to play online yet
28:00 <simba> stfu mirza ive never been on centrelink
28:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck earning that cash online though
28:00 <simba> die mirza die
28:00 <beehhh> new start allowence keeps him going
29:00 <Bastardly_One> earnin money online isn't that easy
29:00 <British^Meat> tip for u pic takers...... if you position yourself right next to someone, set it to selfie, then spam R2 the camera will quickly pamn out whilst u smack someone, but u can still take a pic with X, like this.........!
29:00 <Doodle> do they have the stock market in online
29:00 <British^Meat> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0722/Arj1Kh4ovk-yx9Q7B50gJQ/0_0.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet, it's coming apparently
29:00 <British^Meat> Or this.......!
29:00 <British^Meat> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8179/CVDf74SedU-GjViE8CBfCg/0_0.jpg
29:00 <simba> <Skirmish> If I buy the game and get online can I hang out with you guys? - every day
29:00 <beehhh> when simba crys he looks like a little girl wipping
29:00 <beehhh> perth is the worst city out of them all in oz
29:00 <wolfy> perth is the most isolated city
29:00 <beehhh> darwin is better
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck darwin
29:00 <wolfy> hotter up there
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and fuck darwin too
29:00 <beehhh> now is raining
29:00 <wolfy> melbourne is good
29:00 <beehhh> you dont understand darwin i do
30:00 <Skirmish> Awesome cause if you said no I would make it my online mission to find and kill you all. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <simba> mirza more like madza 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep running into this guy called dougie
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just randomly and he's a griefer
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and fuck ships named after stupid dogs
30:00 <wolfy> darwin is too fkn hot
30:00 <beehhh> its humid not hot
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit ey
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> not like id know
30:00 <wolfy> humid as fuck
30:00 <wolfy> fuck that plae
30:00 <beehhh> WA n VIC n SA are hot
30:00 <wolfy> yer but not humid hot
30:00 <doctor> I love Perth I just wish everyone here would fuck off
30:00 <wolfy> haha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but he makes it fun ... somehow I don't mind and just try my best to get him back
31:00 <beehhh> where in canada i'll go
31:00 <FredFlinstoner> DO ME
31:00 <FredFlinstoner> BIT\
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to run into him every few days randomly
31:00 <FredFlinstoner> BI
31:00 <beehhh> top end
31:00 <beehhh> where no men ever been
31:00 <beehhh> 1500 moving in every week in perth, doctor
31:00 <wolfy> perth used to be ghost town now everyone is coming here
31:00 <beehhh> thats my con i dont like flow of mirgants
31:00 <doctor> the more inbred, lawless and isolated we are the better imho
31:00 <thestig> doctor kicks em all out
31:00 <doctor> one day
31:00 <beehhh> mostly girls
32:00 <beehhh> has Mr punit arrived yet to Melbourne?
32:00 <beehhh> later they bring their husband and kids
32:00 <wolfy> i used to drink at the bay view in cotteslo
32:00 <beehhh> Im thinking of darwin
32:00 <beehhh> all you gotta do is wear shorts and thongs
32:00 <wolfy> what about broome?
33:00 <FredFlinstoner> you thi k so?
33:00 <beehhh> he get a vip service back
33:00 <FredFlinstoner> nfi
33:00 <wolfy> broome is great tropical holiday
33:00 <doctor> yeah and expensive
33:00 <beehhh> lot of miners there
33:00 <wolfy> heh
33:00 <wolfy> not that expensive
33:00 <doctor> I can't afford much, so I'm only speaking for myself
33:00 <beehhh> try look from others point of view, dont just think like Loof, hes a dork n retard
34:00 <shadsam> mmm kit kat
34:00 <beehhh> there are many loop holes everywhere
34:00 <beehhh> you would be lucky to find one
34:00 <wolfy> what is much?
34:00 <wolfy> like spending a night out on the street
34:00 <wolfy> u done that before doctor
34:00 <beehhh> a cop got knifed in townsville lastnite
34:00 <wolfy> praise yahweh
34:00 <Loof> i have
34:00 <Loof> missed last train
34:00 <wolfy> i slept on the street lots of nights
34:00 <wolfy> no one bothered me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this LED lamp I got today is alright
35:00 <beehhh> HP
35:00 <beehhh> since aboriginals literacy n numourecy improved and their reading, i reckon darwin is the right place to be
35:00 <Loof> concrete is a bitch to sleep on when you can't sleep on the wet grass
35:00 <beehhh> i prefer less mirgants surround
35:00 <Loof> i was wet and cold too
35:00 <Loof> fell in the river
35:00 <Loof> drunk
35:00 <wolfy> meh
36:00 <beehhh> chadstone
36:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooo PS kids
36:00 <Bastardly_One> any of you play the GT series?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> get 6 so I can play someone
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and what my connection fuck up as soon as you try to race me
36:00 <wolfy> just wear good clothing
36:00 <wolfy> find a disabled toilet, lock it, have a sleep
36:00 <Loof> was hot during the day like 10 degrees that night
36:00 <beehhh> darwin is green
36:00 <Loof> didn't expect to miss the last train or i would have prepared
36:00 <wolfy> just walk around til morning
36:00 <beehhh> same as borneo
36:00 <Loof> yeah should have done that
36:00 <wolfy> i usually stay awake all night
37:00 <beehhh> this is my 7th christmas out of straya
37:00 <Bastardly_One> simba goes to enter my car in GTA O the other day and I get knocked straight off line for 4 hrs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ll
37:00 <beehhh> there is no good news coming either
37:00 <Skirmish> clear
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this album is choice
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only i had beers
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> or rum
37:00 <beehhh> crocs like tropical weather
37:00 <Loof> beers would be good
37:00 <wolfy> im finishin a beer at moment
37:00 <Loof> might start brewing again
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we danced, and we danced, and we danced with our whiskey and rum!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice loofs
37:00 <Loof> it's pretty easy
37:00 <Loof> any cunt could do it
37:00 <beehhh> sorry doctor, i love you i love perth, but i dont like the flow of migrants there
38:00 <dawny> beehhh:  Where are you?
38:00 <doctor> All i doomed beehhh, all is doomed
38:00 <beehhh> borneo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> random words in sentences for the win ... *and watch
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/hobart/programs/webcam_radio.htm?ref=listenliveradio
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think you're in the western suburbs of melbourne trolling
38:00 <Loof> save heaps of $$$
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> this guy played this song i got on for me last nite fucken was rad mang
38:00 <beehhh> melbourne CBD starting to look like singapore
38:00 <beehhh> even gillard sold her house off to an asian and moved back to glenlg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> said he's doin a solo gig on weds, random hangout last nite met the dude on tram goin into town, he was goin home from doin a gig
39:00 <beehhh> fiji
39:00 <beehhh> so did the courts too
39:00 <beehhh> her altona home sold for 900+grand
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was just goin out to walk n walk cause my legs were ansty as fk
39:00 <beehhh> bought under 200
39:00 <wolfy> 990
39:00 <beehhh> 900plus
39:00 <wolfy> gillars sold for 990 but thats a good price
39:00 <beehhh> some asian relatives of ms wong bought it to repay
39:00 <wolfy> thats what those houses are worth these days
40:00 <wolfy> yer why wouldn't they?
40:00 <wolfy> shit old house anyway
40:00 <beehhh> money money money must be funny in the richmans world
40:00 <wolfy> money is nothing
41:00 <Student> nice lesbians , mum and daughter
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the first association when you see this pic?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/cb0cd1a1-515c-4b64-a0b9-a73d.jpg
42:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZf_qj8_aBI
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Child Labor in India (Apr 29, 2011) - Category: Film and Animation - 12,751 views - 22 likes (88%), 3 dislikes (12%)
42:00 <beehhh> money for nothing
42:00 <beehhh> i grew up there have a look
44:00 <doctor> a guy in a bunny mask?
44:00 <wolfy> fucking cunt needs a deportation from austnet too
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not a dogging mask?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where you go to watch people having sex in public
45:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/career/overview/gtaonline
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> now where's doctor
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> dangit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can see I'm good racer ... but I can't drive in freemode for shit
49:00 <milk> I need $1000 to commit suicide
50:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
50:00 <milk> no?
50:00 <milk> I'll $950, last offer
50:00 <milk> take
51:00 <milk> certificate of suicide authenticity from me mum
51:00 <Skirmish> You don't need money when you're dead so why not just do it and consider it a public service?
53:00 <Loof_BF4> half an hour match and my pc sounds like it's gonna blow
54:00 <Loof> i need a bong to wind down from that
55:00 <wolfy> ahhhh
55:00 <wolfy> piss head
57:00 <doctor> I think most people come accross the thought of killing themselves once and a while
57:00 <doctor> some people more than others I suppose
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://i43.tinypic.com/spyr1l.jpg
58:00 <milk> yes, I'm having problems in my life
58:00 <British^Meat> hmmm, yes, indeed
58:00 <milk> I can't help but think that life just isn't worth living without $950 to commit suicide
58:00 <doctor> You could always ignore them with distractions
59:00 <milk> niggers punch people doctor
59:00 <doctor> I do too
59:00 <milk> ok, at least call the police on me
00:00 <doctor> Nah
00:00 <milk> wut?
01:00 <milk> call 000 and tell them to bring round hookers, drugs and money because I'm suicidal
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ျ
05:00 <milk> I'm gonna take up UFC and punch the shit out of the fight announcer
05:00 <wolfy> 
06:00 <wolfy> hrm
06:00 <Student> what is cooking?
07:00 <wolfy> this song must be about drinkin beer
07:00 <wolfy> Bow River - Cold Chisel 
08:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H Theme) (Apr 1, 2009) 2:54 - Category: Music - 2,284,837 views - 8,793 likes (97.7%), 203 dislikes (2.3%)
08:00 <Transmatron> lol
08:00 <Transmatron> on irc on a saturday night
08:00 <Transmatron> you fucken losers
08:00 <Transmatron> rofl
08:00 <wolfy> lol why not
08:00 <wolfy> its better at home
08:00 <Sevi> Transmatron, then wtf are you doing here then? LOL
08:00 <Transmatron> how is it better?
08:00 <wolfy> lots more losers out getting arrested drunken in the streets
08:00 <Student> oh Sevi :) where are you manners? :P
09:00 <wolfy> keeping out of trouble?
09:00 <Transmatron> Sevi im here because im already a loser
09:00 <Student> hello loser ;)
09:00 <Sevi> YAY for you :D
09:00 <Transmatron> im just now pointing out that you are are losers as well
09:00 <Student> lol 
09:00 <Transmatron> you guys*
09:00 <Transmatron> hello loser
09:00 <Transmatron> im a loser
10:00 <Transmatron> nice to meet you loser
10:00 <Student> a loser is calling other people loser
10:00 <Student> wow
10:00 <Student> such a loser :P
10:00 <Student> ha ha Sevi
10:00 <Sevi> yes?
10:00 <Transmatron> takes a loser to know a loser Student
10:00 <Transmatron> we know our own kind
10:00 <Student> the channel is called melbourne, not loserland :P
10:00 <Transmatron> our kin
10:00 <Student> who really started you Transmatron? and why?>
10:00 <Student> are you high ?
11:00 <Student> you were doing something ? yum yum :P
11:00 <British^Meat> oh, its the character Transmatron, formerly known as jkl and saemon
11:00 <Transmatron> who really started me?
11:00 <Sevi> yeah not you :P
11:00 <British^Meat> what a character he is
11:00 <Transmatron> what does that mean?
12:00 <milk> maybe a good woman can get me over my suicidal tendencies
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can't love the one you're with ...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ... go fuck yourself
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
12:00 <milk> oh I'm a free man
12:00 <Student> Sevi comes back from what she was doing, heared she was loser, and now she is back , just came here to know she is loser
12:00 <Student> lol 
12:00 <British^Meat> how do you think this character is going so far Transmatron?
12:00 <British^Meat> will you retire him soon?
12:00 <Sevi> Student, I never left
12:00 <Student> retire hurt 
12:00 <Student> stop playing games Sevi :P
12:00 <Student> Sevi the Loser :P
13:00 <milk> chicks with snakes are hot
13:00 <Sevi> I'm fine being a loser, are you?
13:00 <Student> still finding what really a loser , what are characterstics of being loser
13:00 <Student> do i dserve being loser? still have to find a lot Sevi
14:00 <Student> what is the state when reached, a person can be claimed as loser?
14:00 <Student> when they start losing? or the lose the last thing they have?
14:00 <Student> it kind of complicated being a loser :P
14:00 <Sevi> you make it complicated
14:00 <Student> so i am still figuring that out if i am up to the definition of loser 
15:00 <Student> me? oh no , i am the innocent one :P
15:00 <Sevi> pfft
15:00 <Student> you are the one DOING things, i am just innocent one looking here and there :P
15:00 <Student> ha ha 
15:00 <Student> what happened to Transmatron, he is not talking any more loser shit any way 
16:00 <Student> and i am happy for you 
16:00 <Student> where is your dragon? show it or become a loser :P
17:00 <Transmatron> i was afk
17:00 <Student> ah cool 
17:00 <Transmatron> the chick living opposite me came out to throw her trash
18:00 <Transmatron> i try to peer at her through the window and masturbate while looking at her
18:00 <Student> lol 
18:00 <Student> that is desperate
18:00 <Transmatron> everytime i see her
18:00 <Student> did she call cops yet?
18:00 <Transmatron> meh im bored n lonely
18:00 <Transmatron> she would if she knew what i was doing
18:00 <Transmatron> but im not an idiot im a expert at this sortya thing
18:00 <Student> or do you think she is having fun while you doing that kind of stuff?
18:00 <Student> lol @ expert
18:00 <Transmatron> super stealth
18:00 <Student> oh we have Mr Expert Loser in here ;)
19:00 <Student> that kind of novality 
19:00 <Transmatron> she doesnt know that im peering at her through my window
19:00 <Student> do you smoke Transmatron?
19:00 <Transmatron> my curtains covers it up
19:00 <Student> well i am more than glad to know curtains are doing the job for you ;)
19:00 <Transmatron> i leave a small gap in the folds of the curtain to peer through 
19:00 <wolfy> like a chimney
20:00 <Student> well females have such a sixth sense , they know who is doing what and where
20:00 <Transmatron> no way she can tell by looking at my window from across the road that i am looking at her and jerking off
20:00 <Transmatron> thats not true
20:00 <Student> well that is what i experienced
20:00 <Transmatron> i would have caught by know then
20:00 <Transmatron> well then you are just not as skilled as me
20:00 <Student> you will get caught at your own time :)
20:00 <Transmatron> ive jerked off on all sorts of places
20:00 <Transmatron> cinemas
20:00 <Transmatron> on the bus
20:00 <Transmatron> train
20:00 <Transmatron> plane
20:00 <Student> any way how is your neighbour? is she good looking?
20:00 <Transmatron> shooping centre
20:00 <Transmatron> shopping*
21:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
21:00 <Transmatron> who will be the unified undisputed champion on sunday?
21:00 <Transmatron> never been caught
21:00 <Transmatron> yeah shes alriught
21:00 <Transmatron> shes in her early 30s
21:00 <Student> alright :) 
21:00 <Student> healthy?
21:00 <Transmatron> yeah
21:00 <Transmatron> last time i checked her mail when she was at work
21:00 <Transmatron> one of the letters was a superranuation letter
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't work out which way that story is going ... probably Orton
22:00 <Transmatron> with her date of birth on it
22:00 <Transmatron> so thats how i know how old she is
22:00 <Transmatron> ive never actually spoken to her before
22:00 <Student> ic
22:00 <Student> so your rents are going regularly?
23:00 <milk> can I make a point?
23:00 <milk> well?
23:00 <milk> ok
23:00 <Transmatron> huh?
23:00 <Student> you live in a rented place?
23:00 <Transmatron> no
23:00 <Student> ok 
23:00 <Student> you own that place?
23:00 <Transmatron> my folks bought it for me
23:00 <Student> wow :) praise those folks :) 
23:00 <Student> folks like gay folks?
23:00 <Transmatron> well yeah
23:00 <Transmatron> lol
24:00 <milk> Viking raiders bent on rape and pillage are not best defended against by cocksuckers
24:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFC6b7BP8IQ
24:00 <Transmatron> i know u are just being silly
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2-Until the end of the world (Lyrics) (Sep 15, 2012) 4:39 - Category: Music - 1,196 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <Transmatron> but its actually true
24:00 <Transmatron> in a way
24:00 <Transmatron> i was raised by a gay couple
24:00 <Student> ha ha 
24:00 <Student> i got you there ;)
25:00 <Transmatron> i dont know who my real biological parents are because i was adopted
25:00 <Student> ic 
25:00 <Student> they never told you where they adopted you from?
25:00 <Student> some orphanage or something?
25:00 <Transmatron> nope
25:00 <Student> cool 
25:00 <Transmatron> they just told me on my 18th bday that i was adopted
25:00 <Transmatron> and im cool with that
25:00 <Student> ic
26:00 <Transmatron> i dont want to know who my real parents are
26:00 <Student> ok 
26:00 <Transmatron> where im from etc
26:00 <Transmatron> the details are unessacary
26:00 <Student> are you educated? in university ?
26:00 <Transmatron> lol nope
26:00 <Student> :)
26:00 <Student> so what do you for living?
26:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Feb 23, 2011) 4:59 - Category: Music - 19,106,562 views - 114,254 likes (97.9%), 2,471 dislikes (2.1%)
26:00 <Transmatron> only did up to yr 12
27:00 <Student> your folks let you have money for day to day expenses too?
27:00 <Transmatron> nope i dont work
27:00 <Student> so you are on income support?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> booyaka 619
28:00 <Transmatron> im supported financially from a disability pension
28:00 <wolfy> Transmatron, i thought you said the other day you worked as security for secro
28:00 <Student> right
28:00 <Transmatron> i used too
28:00 <Student> ic
28:00 <Transmatron> not anymore
28:00 <Student> do you actually play any sports?
28:00 <wolfy> security is such an easy job
28:00 <Transmatron> nope
28:00 <wolfy> just stand around
28:00 <Student> lol wolfy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! I've found What's Up ... the studio version
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shocking
29:00 <doctor> 4 non blondes?
29:00 <wolfy> do nothing
29:00 <wolfy> lol
29:00 <wolfy> its true
29:00 <Student> well it is not that easy job 
29:00 <wolfy> security guards do nothing
29:00 <Student> ha ha 
29:00 <wolfy> what do they do ?
29:00 <Transmatron> it depends on where u are guarding
29:00 <wolfy> some of them sit around smoking dope on the job
29:00 <Student> the way you look at things, you might feel so 
29:00 <wolfy> im serious
29:00 <wolfy> stoner fucks 
29:00 <Transmatron> student what about u
29:00 <Student> hey hey lady watch it :P
29:00 <Transmatron> are u educated?
29:00 <Student> yes i am educated 
29:00 <Transmatron> highschool? tafe? uni?
29:00 <beehhh> melbourne garden goes back as far as 300 years
30:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yujdssDwEB0
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LYRICS : 4 Non Blondes - What's Up (What's Going On) (Jan 28, 2012) 4:52 - Category: Music - 100,203 views - 517 likes (97.9%), 11 dislikes (2.1%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, sorry ... a wrestling theme by a guy called R-Truth and he does he's own rap
30:00 <doctor> oh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I know that song ... I used to make a bit of money busking it
30:00 <doctor> still thanks for bringing that song to thought
30:00 <Student> university 
30:00 <Transmatron> what u do for work?
30:00 <Transmatron> what degree u got?
30:00 <beehhh> suddenly evil migrants
30:00 <Student> business
30:00 <beehhh> i might migrate to moon
30:00 <Student> heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
30:00 <Transmatron> ooooh university
30:00 <Transmatron> la di fucking da
30:00 <Student> oh it is the just rose petals not with the glue , it is alright :P
30:00 <Student> lol @ da 
30:00 <Transmatron> i bet u think u are better than me now huh
31:00 <Transmatron> get of ya high horse mate
31:00 <Sevi> hey Student, they have glue on them :D
31:00 <Transmatron> ur shit still stinks like the rest of us
31:00 <Student> Sevi make sure those tissues are all "new" and "dried up? :P
31:00 <Student> yah smelly glue :P
31:00 <Student> ha ha 
31:00 <Sevi> smelly glue?
31:00 <Student> i do not think like that Transmatron
32:00 <Student> or am i better than you Transmatron? :P
32:00 <beehhh> http://www.smh.com.au/world/indian-fugitive-hitrun-driver-puneet-puneets-return-to-australia-delayed-by-court-20131213-hv5i8.html
32:00 <Student> lol 
32:00 <Student> Sevi do not think hard, you might hurt your self :P
32:00 <beehhh> india wont hand him over
32:00 <wolfy> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25356603
32:00 <beehhh> how could he able to get out?
32:00 <Student> i heared the guy live in australia and his mother will not let him to india
33:00 <beehhh> you kept my records alright there?
33:00 <beehhh> muttafakka
33:00 <Student> Sevi it would be nice of you if you make yourself uself and bake all of us some nice load of cakes :P
34:00 <Student> rather sticking glued tissue papers on my face :P
34:00 <Student> be useful ;)
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOOOO
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET MY PC TOMORROW!!!
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> like mos def XD
34:00 <beehhh> women likes youth surround them all the time
34:00 <Student> not the first one 
34:00 <wolfy> woooooooo
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bro lol
34:00 <wolfy> PandasDontDrive, can i have ya old one?
34:00 <Student> is that the reason your ex left you beehhh? :P
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho mate is bringing his aswell dunno if i have room enough for both in lounge lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on a laptop lol
35:00 <Student> Transmatron are you still with us?
35:00 <wolfy> im on a laptop thats screen broke so its hooked upto a 50inch plasma TV
35:00 <Student> ha ha 50inch plasma tv
35:00 <Student> so much for the lap top :P
35:00 <beehhh> mine is 21inches asus splendid
35:00 <wolfy> external keyboard and mouse
36:00 <wolfy> so laptops just the box
36:00 <beehhh> eeepc
36:00 <Student> yah motherboard to be exact 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah no shit ye
36:00 <beehhh> asus never dies
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye ima hook the pc up to my plasma tv
36:00 <beehhh> best brand ever
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> or in my room to my monitor/tv
36:00 <wolfy> ye
36:00 <wolfy> im in my lounge room
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> he always hooks his pc up to my tv
36:00 <beehhh> i wanna get the new acer liquid z3
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
37:00 <Transmatron> a studio version of whats up?
37:00 <Transmatron> is it on youtube>
37:00 <Transmatron> ?
37:00 <beehhh> well 7th christmas without australia
37:00 <Student> what is in the hardware? :P
37:00 <Student> 7th and counting :P
37:00 <wolfy> kinda hard to install new OS when the screen is smashed
37:00 <beehhh> my aunty will help me to go canada from england; and I agreed
37:00 <wolfy> it only extends the screen wont make it primary
38:00 <beehhh> out of sight out of mind
38:00 <Student> canada the ice land ;)
38:00 <beehhh> ice ice ice moose
38:00 <Student> i think it is too late for you to go to canada
38:00 <Student> you will not survive canada
38:00 <wolfy> lol canada
38:00 <Student> :)
38:00 <beehhh> I am from canada you dork
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <wolfy> come to melbourne beehhh
38:00 <Student> yah right, you are from canada
39:00 <milk> just discussing something with my mates
39:00 <milk> they say it's ok to dress up like a German soldier and drive around in porsche
39:00 <Student> and i believe you beehhh
39:00 <beehhh> will you be nice to me wolfy?
39:00 <Student> as i believe all your other craps 
39:00 <wolfy> beehhh, yah
39:00 <wolfy> i'll buy u a beer at the airport
39:00 <Student> ha ha 
39:00 <beehhh> you might glass me at the airport
39:00 <wolfy> nah man
39:00 <wolfy> im not like that
39:00 <Student> he would not make it up to the airport :P
39:00 <beehhh> Loof might
40:00 <wolfy> ill be there 1st january
40:00 <beehhh> once upon a time in melbourne
40:00 <Student> new year's eve 
40:00 <wolfy> yep
40:00 <wolfy> flyin
40:00 <beehhh> let the clock rotate
41:00 <beehhh> let it prove that i was only correct
42:00 <doctor> who's going to stop you if that's what you want?
42:00 <beehhh> i might study law in master in taylor's malaysia
43:00 <beehhh> yes my ex owes me the amount she used for her new partner on my credit card
43:00 <wolfy> oh btw
43:00 <wolfy> happy birthday
43:00 <beehhh> despite the other disputes and misconducting of such account
44:00 <beehhh> i gave her three cards at a time
44:00 <beehhh> court should understand the magnitude of my conception and disappointment in those matters
45:00 <Student> :)
45:00 <Student> did you file?
46:00 <beehhh> Sorry, I have you on ignore so not obliged to answer any of your rethoric questions.
47:00 <Student> ponka
49:00 <beehhh> Dont wanna hit another bump, you only live once
52:00 <milk> well basically Germans wont sell their uniforms outside the EU
53:00 <beehhh> Why would I be suddenly so special to you? Do I owe you?
01:00 <simba> cum
04:00 <mr28melb> any girls 
06:00 <Transmatron> milk what era german soldier?
06:00 <Transmatron> the nazi ss have really good fashion sense i give them that
06:00 <milk> latest fashion
07:00 <milk> http://www.sturm-miltec.de/1061/clothing/pants/einsatzhose-warrior-flecktarn.htm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I need some good torrent sites
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when I move over the next few days it's unlimited net
25:00 <Transmatron> b1
25:00 <Transmatron> u know what was a good storyline opportunity to unify the WWT and WHC titles?
26:00 <Transmatron> have someone win the WHC money in the bank
26:00 <Transmatron> then have him win the royal rumble
26:00 <Transmatron> main event wrestlemania titleshot for WWE title and have him win it
27:00 <Transmatron> and then have him cash in the WHC money in the bank either on the same night, or the following raw
27:00 <Transmatron> that would have been awesome and would have made perfect sense and logic
28:00 <Transmatron> they could have done this earlier this yr with ziggler
28:00 <Transmatron> the scenario was perfect, but i guess dolph ziggler just didnt have enough of the 'it' factor for them to give him that push
39:00 <beehhh> too many new faces in melb i see on news
39:00 <beehhh> all arrived recently
39:00 <British^Meat> Portal 2
39:00 <beehhh> canada is calling we come in peace
42:00 <beehhh> now dont pull the thrown=arrow out from my back it might cause excessive bleeding
46:00 <megamanga> fkn cops
57:00 <beehhh> things has changed
25:00 <Skirmish> Things are getting slower .... 2 and a half hours to go. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Nothing better to do this morning Transmatron? 
31:00 <Skirmish> Morning Wazzled. 
31:00 <Wazzled> hi
32:00 <Skirmish> What brings you here so early in the morning? 
32:00 <Wazzled> woke up with pain in stomach needed toliet
32:00 <Skirmish> That's no good. 
33:00 <Wazzled> i ve started txting relationship with a girl
33:00 <Wazzled> i got her number off plenty of fish
35:00 <Wazzled> which is good cause now i can get over last chick
36:00 <Transmatron> thats not good
36:00 <Transmatron> this means this chick is just a temporary rebound
36:00 <Wazzled> no
36:00 <Transmatron> once things dies down with this new chick
36:00 <Transmatron> u will be back to your obession woth the old chick again
36:00 <Wazzled> i like new chick better
36:00 <Transmatron> ah
37:00 <Transmatron> let me guess
37:00 <Transmatron> is this new chick
37:00 <Transmatron> your mother?
37:00 <Wazzled> new chick has never done drugs
37:00 <Wazzled> she is 26
37:00 <Wazzled> so 8 years younger
37:00 <Transmatron> lol nice
37:00 <Transmatron> ur only 34
37:00 <Transmatron> thats like the new 24
38:00 <Wazzled> ive said she is sexiest and she still msgs me
38:00 <Skirmish> I met a girl off Plenty of Fish years back. Wonderful girl ... just wasn't prepared to become a part of the lives of her 3 kids. 
38:00 <Transmatron> how do u know shes never done drugs?
38:00 <Transmatron> like really
39:00 <Transmatron> how?
39:00 <Wazzled> she looks like nerd
39:00 <Wazzled> in good way
39:00 <Transmatron> so just base on appearance alone, you've come to that conclusion?
40:00 <Skirmish> Isn't that how most relationships start? 
40:00 <Transmatron> is she straight edge?
40:00 <Wazzled> yes
40:00 <Transmatron> hrm
40:00 <Wazzled> ask me once if i could be fixed
40:00 <Transmatron> straight edge at 26 these days is a rare thing
41:00 <Wazzled> she knows i smoke weed drink
41:00 <Wazzled> etc
41:00 <Skirmish> Is she a single mum Wazzled? Seems a lot of people that use Plenty of Fish are. 
41:00 <Wazzled> not single mum
41:00 <Wazzled> lives at home
41:00 <Skirmish> Nice. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Mate of mine met a few girls off Plenty of Fish and just so he could say he has he had sex with a girl that was so fat she couldn't put the seatbelt on in his car. 
42:00 <Transmatron> what does she do?
42:00 <Wazzled> she is looking for work
42:00 <Skirmish> Link her to us Wazzled if you're comfortable with that. 
42:00 <Transmatron> aka unemployed
42:00 <Wazzled> but voulenteers twice a week
42:00 <Transmatron> is she on the link?
42:00 <megamanga> nothin like suckin on a big tittie
42:00 <megamanga> ahem
43:00 <Transmatron> why couldnt u just said shes unemployed?
43:00 <Skirmish> lol all hail the god of titties! 
43:00 <Skirmish> Because of the stigma you're putting on the fact Transmatron?
44:00 <Transmatron> i suspect u are trying to polish up a turd, Wazzled
45:00 <fawks> morning 
45:00 <Wazzled> at least this time when i do meet this girl i will not be fried from psychedelics
45:00 <Skirmish> Morning Fawks. What's happening? 
45:00 <fawks> just woke up ;:
45:00 <fawks> :/
45:00 <Transmatron> do u have that just woke up breath?
45:00 <fawks> I was having the best sleep so comfy 
45:00 <Skirmish> You normally wake up at this hour? I am counting down to home time! 
45:00 <fawks> but I needed to pee
45:00 <fawks> so that was ruined
46:00 <fawks> yeah Skirmish I wake up like heaps
46:00 <fawks> every couple hours
46:00 <Transmatron> sleep apnea
46:00 <Skirmish> I tend to only do that if I have had too much coffee and I need to wee every hour and a half. 
46:00 <fawks> lolll
47:00 <Transmatron> i bought that cheesymite today
47:00 <Skirmish> Sleep Apnea is something else entirely. You don't completely wake up.  
47:00 <Transmatron> its acutally quite nice
47:00 <Transmatron> meh i took a guess
47:00 <Skirmish> Plus I don't think Fawks is choking in her sleep from a blocked airway or anything. 
47:00 <fawks> lol yeah nah
48:00 <Transmatron> i get sleep paralysis
48:00 <Transmatron> it scares me 
48:00 <fawks> past week was cos I had heartburn 
48:00 <Skirmish> If I am REALLY tired I get Sleep Apnea. My airway shuts if I lie on my back and I snore my ass off. Mrs hates it. 
48:00 <fawks> but I don't tonight yay
49:00 <Transmatron> any of you guys expeirenced sleep paralysis?
49:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
49:00 <Transmatron> went to a friend whos into witchcraft n shit
49:00 <Skirmish> I often get that "falling feeling" right when I am dropping off to sleep and it makes you do a whole body flinch. 
49:00 <Wazzled> fawks soon i will be taken are you upset?
49:00 <Wazzled> you miss out fawks
50:00 <Skirmish> lol I am sure she will be devo'd. 
50:00 <Transmatron> she reckons its supernatural
50:00 <fawks> that's called a myoclonic jerk Skirmish 
50:00 <fawks> your brain thinks your body is dying 
50:00 <fawks> so it sends a signal to wake it up
50:00 <Transmatron> but its jsut actually u dreaming while half awake
50:00 <Skirmish> lol my brain thinks I am dying often then 
50:00 <fawks> lol it's quite common
50:00 <fawks> I've had it
50:00 <fawks> your arm or leg just goes WOAH
51:00 <Transmatron> that can be used as an excuse for muder
51:00 <Transmatron> murder
51:00 <fawks> fuck you talk shit
52:00 <Transmatron> i want to divorce me wife, so i happend to be sleeping with a knife in my hand, and then i had a myoclonic jerk
52:00 <Transmatron> while she was next to me
52:00 <Skirmish> Go to bed Transmatron ... you are dumb. 
53:00 <fawks> ^
53:00 <Skirmish> Going to bed with a knife in your hand hoping you have an involuntary flinch and murder someone would still be deemed a pre meditated attack. 
53:00 <fawks> have you seen the movie side effects 
54:00 <Skirmish> Mens Rea would be established quite easily.
54:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of it Fawks. 
54:00 <fawks> get on it
54:00 <fawks> it's great 
54:00 <Transmatron> nah my reason would be i was cleaning the knife in bed cuz thats how i clean my dishes
54:00 <Transmatron> wipe them down in bed
54:00 <Transmatron> and happend to fall asleep during the cleaning of the knife
55:00 <fawks> you don't clench shit in your sleep
55:00 <fawks> you absolute fucking cumstain
55:00 <fawks> stop typing
55:00 <Wazzled> go fawks
55:00 <Wazzled> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> What area is your Plenty of Fish girl from Wazzled? 
55:00 <Transmatron> my watch is made out of strong magnet which caused the knife to be stuck to my hand
56:00 <Skirmish> Due to the lack of decent women on that website I begun calling it "Puddle of Fish". 
56:00 <Wazzled> not saying nething else cause you will try wreck it for me
56:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron is an admin of the website "www.stupidshittosayonline.com.au"
56:00 <Transmatron> u got to knwo that women going on that site for dates aint good women in any sense of the word
56:00 <Transmatron> thers obviously sumfing wrong with them
57:00 <Transmatron> thats why they cant get relationships the normal way
57:00 <Transmatron> in the real world
57:00 <Skirmish> I don't agree. 
57:00 <Wazzled> some ppl dont meet ppl in real world
57:00 <Transmatron> explain yourself
57:00 <Transmatron> Skirmish
57:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f43_1386925641
57:00 <Transmatron> why do u not agree with what i said?
57:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Swans say &quot;Surfs Up!&quot; (Date: Dec-12-2013, 7 hours ago) - Views: 7384 - Played: 6526
57:00 <Skirmish> I resorted to looking at the website because my life doesn't include "normal" ways of meeting females. 
58:00 <Transmatron> normal way is like
58:00 <Skirmish> I had a list of things though that I wanted women to tick off before messaging me. 
58:00 <Transmatron> meeting some chicks through friends
58:00 <Transmatron> some osrta social fucntion
58:00 <Transmatron> work
58:00 <Wazzled> my friends dont know chicks
58:00 <Transmatron> class
58:00 <Transmatron> etc
58:00 <Wazzled> i dont work
58:00 <Wazzled> i dont go newhere
58:00 <Skirmish> I work shift work, have a limited circle of friends and refuse to take any women I have hit on me whilst working as a bouncer seriously. 
59:00 <Transmatron> fyl then i guess Wazzled
59:00 <Transmatron> u suck
59:00 <Transmatron> lol
59:00 <Transmatron> kiddin
59:00 <Transmatron> im same as u
59:00 <Transmatron> ive got aspergers
59:00 <Wazzled> i dont have to work and government pays off my place
59:00 <Transmatron> its like 3 times as hard for me to make friends n shit
59:00 <Wazzled> so i dont suck
59:00 <Skirmish> ASS-BURGERS
59:00 <Transmatron> im a huge loner
00:00 <Wazzled> cause i said carpet moves i got home for nothing
00:00 <Transmatron> carpet moves?
00:00 <Skirmish> I knew a guy in newcastle that had Aspergers. I think he was sent to jail though for falsifying documents to get loans to buy cars etc.  
00:00 <Transmatron> what do u mean?
00:00 <Wazzled> halcunations
00:00 <fawks> ergg
00:00 <fawks> I'm so thirsty 
00:00 <fawks> Cbf getting up 
00:00 <fawks> damn my comfortable bed
01:00 <Skirmish> Wazzled is Chris isn't it ... 
01:00 <Transmatron> build up ur spit faux and then drink it
01:00 <Transmatron> its what i used to do as a kid
01:00 <Transmatron> when i was too scared to go out of my berdroom
01:00 <fawks> ugh
01:00 <fawks> Ew.
01:00 <Transmatron> to get a drink in the middle of the night when everone else was aleep
01:00 <Wazzled> did ya dad rape u Transmatron
01:00 <Wazzled> ?
01:00 <fawks> yeah Skirmish how'd you tell lol
02:00 <Wazzled> why scared to get a drink
02:00 <Transmatron> i was scared of ghosts
02:00 <Skirmish> This chick that wazzled is sms'ing is going to get to know him and end up changing her mobile number to stop him contacting her. 
02:00 <Transmatron> im superstituous
02:00 <fawks> lololol
02:00 <Skirmish> She will learn the hard way that it's a two way street of weirdos on dating websites. 
03:00 <Transmatron> like i said
03:00 <Wazzled> Skirmish is jealous
03:00 <Transmatron> most of the time its fucked up ppl
03:00 <Transmatron> who resort to using the net
03:00 <Transmatron> for dating
03:00 <Transmatron> skirmish u may be an exception
03:00 <Skirmish> Of course I am jealous Wazzled. Let's really bake your brain and try come up with a reason why! 
04:00 <Transmatron> but most others are socially awkard, crazy, weirdos
04:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron: Of course I am. 
04:00 <Transmatron> and fat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris and Simon ... two pinnacles of humanity
04:00 <Transmatron> alot of obese ppl use dating websites
04:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One did u read what i typed earlier?
05:00 <Skirmish> I met a girl from that site ... had an off again on again relationship with her for 4 years. She was great but I simply wasn't able to get my head around accepting her 3 kids into my life as well as her. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> probably not
05:00 <Transmatron> u know what was a good storyline opportunity to unify the WWT and WHC titles?
05:00 <Transmatron> have someone win the WHC money in the bank, then have him win the royal rumble
05:00 <Skirmish> It hurt a bit to cut her loose and end it altogther but I felt it was the best thing to do. 
05:00 <Transmatron>  main event wrestlemania titleshot for WWE title and have him win it
05:00 <Transmatron> and then have him cash in the WHC money in the bank either on the same night, or the following raw
06:00 <Transmatron> that would have been awesome and would have made perfect sense and logic, they could have done this earlier this yr with ziggler
06:00 <Transmatron> the scenario was perfect, but i guess dolph ziggler just didnt have enough of the 'it' factor for them to give him that push
06:00 <Wazzled> fawks whats ya number lets chat
06:00 <Wazzled> ?
06:00 <fawks> ew
06:00 <Wazzled> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> I often fight the urge to check her twitter and see how she is going. When her divorce was finalised she took it badly. 
06:00 <fawks> I'm pooping brb
06:00 <Transmatron> what do u think of that Bastardly_One?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks
07:00 <Skirmish> lol at taking irc to the toilet. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear someone from another channel called the hospital on Wazzled?
07:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
07:00 <Transmatron> dont fucken ignore me you old bitch
07:00 <Skirmish> Tried to have him committed? 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you think too much ... would be good though
08:00 <Transmatron> old cunt
08:00 <Transmatron> mr saggy balls
08:00 <BlackDevil> im not old
08:00 <BlackDevil> im aged like fine beer
08:00 <Transmatron> im talking about Bastardly_One
08:00 <Wazzled> beer isnt aged
08:00 <Wazzled> lol
08:00 <Skirmish> It is. 
08:00 <BlackDevil> you dont know that
08:00 <Wazzled> aged would be years
08:00 <Skirmish> Beers are brewed for varying lengths of time. 
09:00 <Wazzled> you dont leave beer for years
09:00 <British^Meat> ìts ok Transmatron, we're all mates
09:00 <Transmatron> Skirmish sif fall for a person with 3 kids already
09:00 <Transmatron> thats wayyy to much baggage
09:00 <Transmatron> and unless the biological father is dead
09:00 <Transmatron> the cunt would always be around
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't leave a beer 5 mins Chris you alco
09:00 <Transmatron> always be a potential threat
09:00 <Transmatron> to take her away from you
09:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron: She was a great person. There was no way I wouldn't fall for her.
10:00 <Transmatron> yeah but the father of the kids
10:00 <Skirmish> Her ex husband has re-married. 
10:00 <Transmatron> wold always be part of the kids lives
10:00 <Skirmish> Re-married and had another kid to the new mrs. 
10:00 <Transmatron> woudl be intrusion on you
10:00 <Transmatron> by default
10:00 <Skirmish> Only if you are paranoid ... 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
10:00 <Transmatron> ah well if thats the case then, he's remarried and moved on and alk
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's him that wasn't ready for the kids
11:00 <Transmatron> then that sounds better
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no other issue ... can't read now?
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't do paranoid. I either trust or I don't. If I don't then I don't have anything to do with that person. 
11:00 <Transmatron> i thought he was a single guy wanting her back
11:00 <Skirmish> Even if he was ... like I said above I don't do paranoid. I am not a 16yo kid. 
11:00 <Transmatron> Skirmish but if u just trust, and not be paranoid, or suspecious
11:00 <Transmatron> thats just ignorance
12:00 <Transmatron> ignorance is bliss as they say
12:00 <Wazzled> i got guy thinks he is my friend call me abuse me then later that day call up saying i calling as friend
12:00 <Wazzled> he told me where shrooms grow
12:00 <Wazzled> why would i want to know that cunt
12:00 <Wazzled> told him on phone to fuck off 10 times
12:00 <Skirmish> He wants your bum Wazzled. 
12:00 <Wazzled> rings up 12 at night saying he is fucking sarah
13:00 <Skirmish> Transmatron: Mature people have mature relationships and that means you either do trust someone or you don't. 
13:00 <Wazzled> and reckons i will be his friend
13:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One u have to respond to others things i said
13:00 <Transmatron> not just choose when to jump in
13:00 <Skirmish> I have had relationships where trust was an issue and I have no desire to go through any of that again. 
13:00 <fawks> ok
13:00 <Transmatron> old fuck
13:00 <fawks> all pooped out and filled my water bottle 
13:00 <Transmatron> senile son of a bitch Bastardly_One
13:00 <fawks> with water not poop
13:00 <Wazzled> fawks i love you
13:00 <Skirmish> lol thanks for clearing that up ... 
13:00 <fawks> lmao
14:00 <Skirmish> Everyone loves Fawks. 
14:00 <fawks> just clarifying 
14:00 <fawks> no they don't 
14:00 <beehhh> harsh world we live in
14:00 <Transmatron> i know fawks real name is melany
14:00 <Skirmish> Most people love fawks? 
14:00 <fawks> some
14:00 <Bastardly_One> most people know her real name too
14:00 <fawks> oh great beehhh is here
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not mel anything
15:00 <Transmatron> senile son of a bitch Bastardly_One
15:00 <beehhh> melany
15:00 <Skirmish> I've been listening to Monster - Eminem ft Rhianna on repeat for 2 hours. 
15:00 <Transmatron> shup up
15:00 <Transmatron> senile cunt
15:00 <Skirmish> Time to change tracks. 
15:00 <beehhh> ur spelling
15:00 <fawks> why is Transmatron butthurt
15:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_Senile
16:00 <fawks> forgot to change his tampon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> poor wheelie boy
16:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBVQyAsy66w
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TAC Safety TV Ad - Don't Drive While Distracted #1.avi (Feb 26, 2010) 0:30 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 490 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Skirmish> I love this Happy song by Pharrell. 
16:00 <Bastardly_Senile> erruuughhh look at me im Bastardly_One i hath arthritis cuz on like 90
16:00 <Bastardly_Senile> im bald
16:00 <Skirmish> Talented nigger! 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely got sand up your vag when dragging yourself along the beach eh?
16:00 <Skirmish> Loved his work with N.E.R.D too. 
16:00 <Bastardly_Senile> i got a faggot nose ring
16:00 <fawks> he used to join and look for Bastardly_One like he was his best mate
17:00 <fawks> and now he's clearly v upset
17:00 <Bastardly_Senile> im like 90 and im still obessed with games like gran theft auto 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he still does
17:00 <fawks> what a change of events
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I get told by prowl all the time
17:00 <Skirmish> You been cheating on your e-boyfriend Bastardly_One?
17:00 <fawks> tune in for more on #ircofourlives
17:00 <British^Meat> this is a new turn for this character Bastardly_Senile
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... with Maurice
17:00 <British^Meat> is this your characters downfall?
17:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One broke mty heart first
17:00 <fawks> he's clutching hard
17:00 <Skirmish> Score. 
17:00 <Transmatron> i liked him
17:00 <Transmatron> i admit
18:00 <Transmatron> but he fucked me over
18:00 <Transmatron> fucken dog
18:00 <British^Meat> will you become a new character Transmatron?
18:00 <fawks> how
18:00 <Skirmish> How?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know how he hates Maurice
18:00 <Transmatron> its a long story
18:00 <Transmatron> he knows what he did.
18:00 <Skirmish> I have a long time.  Explain. 
18:00 <Transmatron> same with simba
18:00 <fawks> condense it
18:00 <Transmatron> both toyed with me
18:00 <Skirmish> You have until 530am to tell me. 
18:00 <Transmatron> my emotions
18:00 <Wazzled> fawks do u have nice butt?
18:00 <fawks> did he leave the condom in your butt
18:00 <Wazzled> can i touch it?
18:00 <fawks> kill yourself
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... simba did ... he's the one that likes it Greek
19:00 <beehhh> only 1:19 am here
19:00 <Wazzled> if that involves sex with you sure
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I left one down his throat
19:00 <Skirmish> Wazzled: If you had a real life picture of Fawks you would masturbate until your dick bled and your prostate was ejaculated out the end of your penis. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Micheal Hutchence style
19:00 <fawks> Ew Skirmish 
19:00 <Skirmish> Well you know he would. 
19:00 <beehhh> Darwin seems progressing as PM promised
19:00 <fawks> I don't know and I'd rather not think both it
19:00 <beehhh> Green wants power, labor made a mess
20:00 <Wazzled> fawks 1 hands down my pants
20:00 <Wazzled> i chanting fawks fawks
20:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One why are u an op in sex
20:00 <Transmatron> fucken pervert
20:00 <fawks> fuck off Chris you feral mutt
20:00 <Skirmish> You know the kind of guy he is, you know how you look ... you know he would be furiously jerkin the gherkin over you.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the pic of fawks before her morning shaving .... her mo' is sexy ...
20:00 <beehhh> faux and fawks
20:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One where did u go
21:00 <Wazzled> but you loved me once fawks
21:00 <Wazzled> what changed
21:00 <Transmatron> like a month ago or something
21:00 <fawks> ...
21:00 <Transmatron> u dissappred
21:00 <fawks> wow
21:00 <Transmatron> and when u came back
21:00 <fawks> retard hour 
21:00 <Transmatron> i completely ignored me
21:00 <beehhh> im totally blind by hateret
21:00 <Bastardly_One> on a secret mission
21:00 <Transmatron> you completely ignored me
21:00 <Transmatron> and i was worried and concerned about you
21:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if I can send the picture of my mate Frank the Frog to my ipad from my phone ... 
21:00 <Transmatron> i was a true friend
21:00 <Transmatron> u are a fucken jerk.
21:00 <Transmatron> and i was worried and concerned about you
21:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if I can send the picture of my mate Frank the Frog to my ipad from my phone ... 
21:00 <Transmatron> i was a true friend
21:00 <Transmatron> u are a fucken jerk.
21:00 <Transmatron> and i was worried and concerned about you
21:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if I can send the picture of my mate Frank the Frog to my ipad from my phone ... 
21:00 <Transmatron> i was a true friend
21:00 <Transmatron> u are a fucken jerk.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ages ago ... like October
22:00 <Wazzled> fawks is strong enough woman to change me
22:00 <Skirmish> meh cbf'd
22:00 <Transmatron> yeah but i still havent got an explanation as to what happned to you, and why you have changed towards me
22:00 <beehhh> i dont like women
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris fuck up or you'll get another hospital visit
22:00 <Transmatron> when u got back
22:00 <fawks> Chris I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire 
22:00 <Transmatron> did simba say something to you
22:00 <Transmatron> to make u hate me?
22:00 <fawks> Skirmish email it to yourself 
22:00 <fawks> and open on iPad 
22:00 <beehhh> darwin dont get bushfire
22:00 <beehhh> rains a lot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ages ago ... like October
22:00 <Wazzled> fawks is strong enough woman to change me
22:00 <Skirmish> meh cbf'd
22:00 <Transmatron> yeah but i still havent got an explanation as to what happned to you, and why you have changed towards me
22:00 <beehhh> i dont like women
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris fuck up or you'll get another hospital visit
22:00 <Transmatron> when u got back
22:00 <fawks> Chris I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire 
22:00 <Transmatron> did simba say something to you
22:00 <Transmatron> to make u hate me?
22:00 <fawks> Skirmish email it to yourself 
22:00 <fawks> and open on iPad 
22:00 <beehhh> darwin dont get bushfire
22:00 <beehhh> rains a lot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ages ago ... like October
22:00 <Wazzled> fawks is strong enough woman to change me
22:00 <Skirmish> meh cbf'd
22:00 <Transmatron> yeah but i still havent got an explanation as to what happned to you, and why you have changed towards me
22:00 <beehhh> i dont like women
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris fuck up or you'll get another hospital visit
22:00 <Transmatron> when u got back
22:00 <fawks> Chris I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire 
22:00 <Transmatron> did simba say something to you
22:00 <Transmatron> to make u hate me?
22:00 <fawks> Skirmish email it to yourself 
22:00 <fawks> and open on iPad 
22:00 <beehhh> darwin dont get bushfire
22:00 <beehhh> rains a lot
23:00 <Skirmish> Both apple devices I am sure there is an easier way. 
23:00 <Wazzled> Bastardly_One come at me bro
23:00 <fawks> Transmatron you sound like a desperate little bitch
23:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
23:00 <Transmatron> did simba say something to you
23:00 <Transmatron> to make u hate me?
23:00 <fawks> Skirmish im so over apple
23:00 <fawks> all the syncing omg
23:00 <fawks> makes me sick.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG ... maybe you were acting like this or some skit ... shut up
23:00 <Wazzled> you shut up
23:00 <fawks> I havent updated my iOS since 5
23:00 <Skirmish> Just turn it off ... I only sync contacts, calendar and reminders now. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Both apple devices I am sure there is an easier way. 
23:00 <Wazzled> Bastardly_One come at me bro
23:00 <fawks> Transmatron you sound like a desperate little bitch
23:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
23:00 <Transmatron> did simba say something to you
23:00 <Transmatron> to make u hate me?
23:00 <fawks> Skirmish im so over apple
23:00 <fawks> all the syncing omg
23:00 <fawks> makes me sick.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG ... maybe you were acting like this or some skit ... shut up
23:00 <Wazzled> you shut up
23:00 <fawks> I havent updated my iOS since 5
23:00 <Skirmish> Just turn it off ... I only sync contacts, calendar and reminders now. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Both apple devices I am sure there is an easier way. 
23:00 <Wazzled> Bastardly_One come at me bro
23:00 <fawks> Transmatron you sound like a desperate little bitch
23:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
23:00 <Transmatron> did simba say something to you
23:00 <Transmatron> to make u hate me?
23:00 <fawks> Skirmish im so over apple
23:00 <fawks> all the syncing omg
23:00 <fawks> makes me sick.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG ... maybe you were acting like this or some skit ... shut up
23:00 <Wazzled> you shut up
23:00 <fawks> I havent updated my iOS since 5
23:00 <Skirmish> Just turn it off ... I only sync contacts, calendar and reminders now. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Organise it on my desktop PC using icloud.com
24:00 <Transmatron> well maybe im like this because my feeling are hurt and im confused
24:00 <beehhh> i'm scared off people
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is it a full moon?
24:00 <Transmatron> as to why someone i thought i was friends with
24:00 <Transmatron> is acting all weird to me
24:00 <Transmatron> and not wanting to talk with me anymore
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was probably tired or some shit ... you sook
24:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down
24:00 <Skirmish> A lot of their settings when it comes to icloud are more transparent on iOS 7. 
24:00 <Skirmish> No more accidently downloading everything from the cloud. 
25:00 <Transmatron> i felt that we bonded alot over our mutual love of wwe
25:00 <Transmatron> and now u wont even respond to my attempts
25:00 <Transmatron> at disscussing the lastest events of RAW
25:00 <beehhh> http://ninem.sn/OL0th7U
25:00 <beehhh> me on the news
26:00 <Skirmish> I got my ID for this company I am working at today and the pic makes me look like an arrogant cunt lol 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably are
26:00 <beehhh> i bet he is
26:00 <Skirmish> I am holding my chin up a bit and have that "I am so much better than all of you" look on my face. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Oh I can be ... but generally not 24/7
27:00 <beehhh> Darwin has monsoon
27:00 <beehhh> only 130,000 people ist not much
28:00 <Skirmish> I think it's because of the tie. 
28:00 <Skirmish> I hate wearing ties and I think this would be one of the ONLY pictures of me wearing a tie ever. 
28:00 <beehhh> Darwin's summer is gone
28:00 <Skirmish> I think it's going to be a McDonalds breakfast for Ethan and me this morning ... 
31:00 <beehhh> 130,000 is only a fraction
35:00 <Skirmish> I need to find an irc server that is active during the times I am at work in the early hours. 
36:00 <Skirmish> I wonder what chat servers americans use for irc .... if they use it. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Or maybe the british! 
36:00 <BlackDevil> Howard Stern Contest Winner -- Won Date With Prostitute -- DIED Minutes Before Getting Laid
36:00 <fawks> id tell you where I am
36:00 <fawks> as long as you don't tell these fuckwits
37:00 <BlackDevil> 86-year-old Johnny Orris died in a Lake Tahoe hospital last night ... after choking on his steak at a local restaurant.
37:00 <BlackDevil> he was going to have sex for the first time in years
37:00 <Skirmish> Fawks: Deal
39:00 <beehhh> canada is huge
44:00 <beehhh> toast some hashbrowns and add some ketchups on brown bread with lettuce
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/rn/legacy/player.htm
49:00 <BlackDevil> Khloe Kardashian Filing for Divorce TODAY
49:00 <BlackDevil> Thousands Of Americans To Notice First Signs Of Dementia While Visiting Parents Over Holiday
49:00 <beehhh> i cummed now off to bed, any news?
49:00 <beehhh> goodnite
49:00 <BlackDevil> your penis is tiny
50:00 <beehhh> but nothing wrong with my balls
50:00 <BlackDevil> size of an orange
50:00 <BlackDevil> thats normal
50:00 <beehhh> horse
53:00 <Wazzled> facebook wants me to promote pay too this song http://youtu.be/K0YGnWIAl3Y
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid - hide q (Dec 2, 2013) 2:16 - Category: Music - 6 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <Wazzled> sexy Saraaa
55:00 <Wazzled> you should be sleeping babe
55:00 <shadsam> good morning
55:00 <Wazzled> hi shads
55:00 <BlackDevil> im shadsam
55:00 <BlackDevil> and this is austnet
55:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:beep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron
55:00 <shadsam> hi matey
56:00 <shadsam> hi BlackDevil
56:00 <Wazzled> shadsam is cool he follows me on soundcloud
56:00 <BlackDevil> pretty gay
56:00 <BlackDevil> he wants the D
57:00 <Wazzled> 5 hours b4 i can say goodmorning
57:00 <shadsam> i want pussy''
58:00 <BlackDevil> get a cat
58:00 <Wazzled> my pussy licks itself
00:00 <BlackDevil> these feet http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0f28188d23023a808270b12537c383b/tumblr_mxnktaAual1r88u00o1_1280.png
01:00 <Wazzled> yuck BlackDevil
01:00 <shadsam> darkaces
01:00 <shadsam> wb
02:00 <shadsam> this chair sux
03:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
04:00 <shadsam> oo
04:00 <Wazzled> drank bottle of burboun yesterday
04:00 <Wazzled> then got paranoid as hell
04:00 <Wazzled> had to sleep
05:00 <Wazzled> i can get more paranoid from grog then weed
05:00 <Wazzled> its weird
08:00 <Wazzled> like if i get in paranoid state from grog then smoke weed the weed makes me not paranoid
09:00 <Wazzled> so the stuff that gives confindence makes me paranoid and stuff makes you paranoid makes me confindent
10:00 <Wazzled> thats pretty Wazzled
10:00 <Wazzled> lol
14:00 <Wazzled> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yauWymv8UE
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: kosheen - catch alisid mix (Dec 9, 2013) 3:01 - Category: Music - 4 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <Wazzled> yep nothing to do
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> im a slooder baby so why dont you blooww meeeee XD
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a motherfuckin night XD
18:00 <shadsam> mm COLD PIZZA
19:00 <shadsam> GETTIN LOW ON CIGS
22:00 <shadsam> XD
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh
22:00 <shadsam> WHERE Ya been 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hangin with a somebody lol
22:00 <shadsam> gaming
23:00 <shadsam> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk that
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> music
23:00 <shadsam> rekon
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> was choice
23:00 <shadsam> music
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> heard some of his new songs
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn choice
23:00 <shadsam> k
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> best shit tho showed me the french film that 12 monkeys is based on
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> blew ma mind
24:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
24:00 <shadsam> my new 1
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK IM HUNGRY BRO
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
24:00 <shadsam> k
24:00 <shadsam> grab some cheese
24:00 <shadsam> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn just got some thai food bro
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <shadsam> lol mad
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant believe this dude
25:00 <shadsam> yeah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> he rings up n they get up n make him shit
25:00 <shadsam> hmm k
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> brought back some red n green curry n prawns yo brb
25:00 <shadsam> ok
26:00 <shadsam> sounds yummy
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but ima make risotto bro u want some
26:00 <shadsam> i got a cuppa
26:00 <shadsam> cig
26:00 <shadsam> fuk oath
26:00 <shadsam> imo
26:00 <shadsam> xd
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
27:00 <shadsam> im fuckin broke cause rip owes me 25
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> rip?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sta
27:00 <shadsam> yup
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh k lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool guy tho
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye he's good on xbox
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
40:00 <shadsam> o,o
40:00 <shadsam> oo
40:00 <shadsam> oxo
41:00 <shadsam> o,o
12:00 <shadsam> bacon n eggs
12:00 <shadsam> yummo
12:00 <shadsam> oxo
28:00 <AngrymanXL> Kelevra loves to be slapped aroudn
28:00 <`Impaler> I think I seen that movie
29:00 <`Impaler> bob.13.11.24.kali.kavalli
29:00 <`Impaler> wrong one..
29:00 <`Impaler> anyone seen DancesWithPigs?
29:00 <`Impaler> Samantha
31:00 <AngrymanXL> http://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamuniverse/discussions/1/648814395741989999/
33:00 <Wazzled> morning sophistic
34:00 <sophistic> Morning. thanks
34:00 <AngrymanXL> good thanks.
50:00 <Wazzled> yay for hangovers
58:00 <shadsam> hi
58:00 <shadsam> hello
58:00 <Wazzled> hi
58:00 <shadsam> whats doin
58:00 <Wazzled> waiting to feel better so can eat breakfast
58:00 <Wazzled> got hangover
59:00 <shadsam> yeah i had bacon n eggs
59:00 <shadsam> just got smokes and fuel
00:00 <shadsam> gunna hock my iphone and tablet
00:00 <Wazzled> kk
00:00 <Wazzled> ya gonna make 20$ hocking that stuff
03:00 <Wazzled> to early to msg chick goodmorning yet
03:00 <sophistic> anyone here wana make some good money? should be a male.. and tech savvy.. pm
03:00 <sophistic> pm me
10:00 <shadsam> lol sophistic
14:00 <Wazzled> lol
14:00 <Wazzled> bored
16:00 <shadsam> lol
16:00 <shadsam> get a digital tv dongle dude
17:00 <shadsam> watch digital hd tv on your laptop
17:00 <shadsam> and RECORD
17:00 <shadsam> :ppp
17:00 <shadsam> 80 BILLS THOU
17:00 <shadsam> FOR A GOOD ONE
17:00 <Caterpillar> wow, sounds awesome
17:00 <Caterpillar> i have one and never use the stupid thing
17:00 <Wazzled> yeah i need tuner for pc
17:00 <shadsam> IT IS MAN
18:00 <Wazzled> but wanta get one with hdmi input
18:00 <shadsam> OK
18:00 <Caterpillar> just watch on an actual tv, so much easier
18:00 <Wazzled> tv is monitor
18:00 <shadsam> Cant record
18:00 <Wazzled> my tv can onto usb
18:00 <Caterpillar> both my TV's record onto a USB 1tb HDD plugged into the back
19:00 <shadsam> nice
19:00 <Caterpillar> i have 3 velcroed onto the back of my main TV
19:00 <shadsam> your set
19:00 <shadsam> lol
19:00 <Caterpillar> 2 are loaded with movies and shows etc
19:00 <shadsam> yup
20:00 <shadsam> god im good looking
20:00 <Caterpillar> ill sell you my USB dongle TV tuner if you lke
20:00 <Caterpillar> $75
20:00 <shadsam> pass i just brought 1
20:00 <gremlinz> $4
20:00 <Caterpillar> lol
20:00 <Caterpillar> you pay postage and its yours
20:00 <gremlinz> thats the going rate
20:00 <sophistic> guess i can buy you guys anything u want from internet
20:00 <shadsam> 120 postage mate
21:00 <Caterpillar> whats the definition of a vagina
21:00 <shadsam> sophistic buy me an access virus synthesizer
21:00 <Caterpillar> the box a penis cums in
21:00 <shadsam> lol
21:00 <sophistic> momento
22:00 <Caterpillar> time to watch Frontline
22:00 <shadsam> okies
22:00 <shadsam> enjoy
36:00 <Caterpillar> break fast time soon
59:00 <Wazzled> had shower feel way better now
04:00 <choochoo> hey fucksticks :)
04:00 <choochoo> the choochoo train is here
07:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <shadsam> fuck ya cunt
07:00 <choochoo> nah fuck you :)
07:00 <choochoo> you go to hell
07:00 <choochoo> you go to hell and u die :)
07:00 <shadsam> fuk ya mum
07:00 <choochoo> i do
07:00 <choochoo> :)
07:00 <shadsam> lool
08:00 <shadsam> fuckfaced
08:00 <choochoo> mmmm my mum loves it when dads not home :) more sex for me
08:00 <shadsam> eat her fresh shit
08:00 <choochoo> i like chocolate
08:00 <shadsam> poo poo
09:00 <shadsam> stick a thumb up ya bumcrack
09:00 <choochoo> i do when i get off
10:00 <shadsam> blah
10:00 <shadsam> smoko
17:00 <shadsam> llll
18:00 <shadsam> lame stoner
42:00 <shadsam> VOCAL TAKE 2
42:00 <Pieter> Hi\
43:00 <shadsam> MY VOCAL ISI DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT U AND U DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME
43:00 <choochoo> dont have a cry
43:00 <shadsam> appropriate vocal
43:00 <shadsam> lunch time yo
53:00 <shadsam> list
03:00 <shadsam> LEEEEE
06:00 <shadsam> OPEN YA ASS LEEE
16:00 <shadsam> LOL
17:00 <shadsam> LEES A HERMAPHODITE
18:00 <shadsam> COK CUT OFF
18:00 <Pieter> Well this was fun
18:00 <Pieter> Cyas
18:00 <Skrotus> yay
19:00 <shadsam> THERE GOES THE BAD SMELL
21:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1510492_179801405560010_67556523_n.jpg
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
29:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how long has lee been having sexual relations with junkie pieter?
29:00 <PeterSarsgaard> surely she'd have hepC by now
33:00 <choochoo> lol
35:00 <Doodle> o/
35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1474590_460687984042106_360443779_n.jpg
36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> their vaginas smell
38:00 <shadsam> fuk
39:00 <shadsam> kjnkhnkjnhkjhnkj
39:00 <Nikky`> ssssh
39:00 <shadsam> hjhjkhjk
40:00 <Pyro-> derp
41:00 <shadsam> cut n tuk
43:00 <shadsam> longreybeam
43:00 <shadsam> lol
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey nikky
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb miley wants a push on the swing
47:00 <Nikky`> ok omfgbbqhax
49:00 <johninja> you never push ME on the swing :(
49:00 <johninja> maybe Nikky` will
50:00 <Nikky`> Of course I would johninja
50:00 <johninja> yay!
52:00 <Nikky`> But then it be my turn
52:00 <Nikky`> Don't be greedy
52:00 <shadsam> swingers hh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> morning kids
54:00 <shadsam> u bastard
55:00 <Nikky`> Morning
55:00 <shadsam> morn
57:00 <shadsam> __
57:00 <shadsam> o,o
00:00 <shadsam> fuk i was stoned yesty
00:00 <shadsam> dint know if i was comin or going
00:00 <shadsam> cunt of a drug
01:00 <shadsam> clap ya flaps
05:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
05:00 <shadsam> ol
05:00 <shadsam> l
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
18:00 <Caterpillar> johninja hi
18:00 <Caterpillar> hi Kelevra 
18:00 <Caterpillar> faux welcome 
21:00 <johninja> hi
22:00 <johninja> going to pick up a new keyboard, boss speakers and an SSD in a sec
22:00 <johninja> subwoofer~
25:00 <johninja> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272175/Marlin-wins-The-massive-fish-sank-entire-boat-crew-Panama-coast.html 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> arvo ladies n germs ^-^
28:00 <Caterpillar> wow hard core man
28:00 <doctor> evening lord
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is tobacco pipe time brother!
29:00 <Caterpillar> i need to buy a new 200W per chanel amp
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I've got to find that movie now so i can dl it huhu
30:00 <PeterSarsgaard>  core 
30:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how much does that cost Caterpillar
30:00 <PeterSarsgaard> why you need such an amp
30:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what about subwoofer bro
30:00 <johninja> so he can play copperhead road and chisel to the MAX
31:00 <beehhh> parasite bloodsucker
31:00 <johninja> stop being rude beehhh
31:00 <beehhh> they are killing bees
32:00 <johninja> die beehhh
32:00 <Loof> ^
32:00 <beehhh> i'm  not on here today leave me alone go away
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> beehhh you want your austnet visa suspeneded you paki filth
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> tamil tiger terrorist
32:00 <beehhh> wtf 
32:00 <Skrotus> I don't think he can be both
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> arr fk still downloading the internship, u dl that french movie doc?
33:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/rn/legacy/player.htm
34:00 <Loof> Beehhh is a rapist
34:00 <beehhh> Loof is a bullier
34:00 <Loof> Bash ya beehhh
34:00 <doctor> I watched it on youtube yeah
35:00 <beehhh> fuckoff
35:00 <Loof> Beehhh got bashed by my cousins in Australia
35:00 <Loof> So funny
35:00 <PeterSarsgaard> beehhh as a brown person I expect you to be more cival to my white australian cousins.. 
35:00 <beehhh> no your cousins were all high on heroin and could move a limb
35:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you wouldn't dare speak like that to us whites face to face
35:00 <doctor> Obviously I couldn't follow, but I did like the pictorial and language
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> im watching mc solaar - solaar pleure on youtube on xbox bro
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> SWEET MAN
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> dang too bad didnt have subtitles
36:00 <beehhh> fuckoff too
36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> HOW DARE YOU
36:00 <beehhh> typo mistake
36:00 <beehhh> *couldnt
36:00 <doctor> I tried to find english subtitles but I couldn't find any
36:00 <doctor> It's okay though, I just imagined I could understand
37:00 <Loof> Beehhh will end up murdered in prison
37:00 <Loof> Beehhh stinks like cheesy turd
38:00 <beehhh> only if i get back and i wont
38:00 <Loof> Povo cunt
38:00 <Loof> Humanity wants u dead beehhh
38:00 <Caterpillar> PeterSarsgaard, for my B&W 804 speakers
38:00 <Caterpillar> they need about 150 - 180 W rms each
39:00 <Loof> God hates beehhh
39:00 <beehhh> Huminity dont want your backyard on fire but it happens eventually
39:00 <Caterpillar> my current AMP is a NAD 375BEE which is entry level at best 
39:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
39:00 <georgeandwell> N e
40:00 <Caterpillar> it is having faults at high temp, a componenet failure so i can repair or use it as an excuse to upgrade
40:00 <Caterpillar> 8 thousand dollar speakers should have an amp worth more than 1500 or 2 k
40:00 <beehhh> my aunt wants me to go canada so do I
41:00 <Loof> Beehhh the 40 year old creepy bald brown student rapist
41:00 <beehhh> druidess mother is tamil
42:00 <beehhh> Mr taliban has arrived
43:00 <Loof> Beehhh has micripenis, he cant satisfy a woman lol
43:00 <johninja> peaceout c0rnbr3aD
43:00 <beehhh> it suppose be the biggest
43:00 <Student> i have not been that close to beehhh to know about his penis Loof 
44:00 <Loof> Beehhh's aunt is a slut
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the browns have small cock
44:00 <beehhh> Loof's wife is a prostitute
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they are a a breed of asian
44:00 <Student> is that the guy with the recorded movie saying others that they have small cocks? :P
45:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the black asian
45:00 <beehhh> mine is harder than your softcocks
46:00 <Student> sure thing
46:00 <beehhh> might go watch hobbit in town
56:00 <stompin> wheres the bitches
59:00 <Student> bitching 
09:00 <choochoo> fuck im horny.. might go see if my sister is home to get a root
10:00 <choochoo> sweet, shes getting changed, might bend her over and hold her small boobs and root her before mum gets home... or might get mum and my sis to do a 3some with me :)
10:00 <Student> that would be disgusting choochoo
10:00 <beehhh> cornbeef and nz cheese on double toasts
10:00 <beehhh> yumm
10:00 <beehhh> 100% lean australian cattle beef
11:00 <beehhh> i do own a toaster
11:00 <Loof> Shutup beehhh u fuckwit nobody cares
11:00 <beehhh> Loof is a fraud
12:00 <beehhh> Loof goes to salvos with his asian family to calim xmas hampers from homeless chairty fund
13:00 <Student> :)
13:00 <Matt35> :)
13:00 <choochoo> :)
13:00 <beehhh> :)
13:00 <choochoo> might take a shit on my sisters face
13:00 <beehhh> good idea choochoo
13:00 <Loof> Yeah thats funny
13:00 <choochoo> i hope she likes home made chocolate
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey bb
14:00 <choochoo> she can lick the excess out my ass hole
14:00 <Loof> Fucken die choochoo fkn fgt pedo
14:00 <choochoo> eat all them crusty bits
14:00 <choochoo> mmm choc chip poo
14:00 <Loof> Hey bb
15:00 <beehhh> thats like going to a shopping centre for Loof, he is so proud to grab free foods n hes a food fraud
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh your bf left bb
15:00 <Loof> Damn
16:00 <beehhh> he even brings hand push trolly and empty bags to fillup as much he could
17:00 <beehhh> by his son followed his footstep
17:00 <stompin> tits
17:00 <stompin> vagina
21:00 <beehhh> Loof is so poor he cooks rat on karosine as his bbq feast for the whole family, later Loof invites his asian father-in-law to taste his turkey for xmas
33:00 <dawny> Hahah.
41:00 <stompin> ooooo
41:00 <stompin> bewbies
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally move in the next few days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I go pick up the keys at 3pm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and then bribed someone to go take me to score
41:00 <Bastardly_One> double bonus
42:00 <Q{> u bought a new villa, Bastardly_One 
42:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish ... just a share place with another old nutbar
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for laggage then from somewhere
43:00 <georgeandwell> U wana share room?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sharing the whole place
46:00 <simba> sharing is caring
47:00 <simba> 420 smoke weed for breakfast
47:00 <georgeandwell> I have a 4 br house
48:00 <georgeandwell> But i only want to People who are into tech stuff finance fishing 
48:00 <georgeandwell> I dont wana share a house with tradies who drive holden utes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is in my age group ... seems quiet ... and I get two rooms for the price of one
49:00 <Skrotus> in the middle of nowhere?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so when I settle in I'll have a bedroom and a room to hang out in as well
49:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of ... Ballarat is in the middle of nowhere
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Skrotus> ah
49:00 <Skrotus> could be worse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... I've had worse
50:00 <georgeandwell> U should rent with indians
50:00 <georgeandwell> Or a sri lankan family
52:00 <simba> <georgeandwell> I dont wana share a house with tradies who drive holden utes - im sure they dont want to live with a timid asian that only speaks up when hes got a keyboard under his wrists
52:00 <simba> judging them 24/7
54:00 <Skrotus> I dunno that doesn't sound so bad
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
55:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get home again later ... I assume around 5ish ... GTA O?
56:00 <Skrotus> 0?!
56:00 <Skrotus> oh
56:00 <Skrotus> O
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yah ... the letter
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... don't answer me ... I'll wait until I see you online, join you and kill you on the spot now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *has a griefer tantrum*
59:00 <beehhh> going to watch hobbit
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/rn/legacy/player.htm
59:00 <beehhh> just took a shower
59:00 <simba> ok probably
59:00 <simba> was just choking on a morning b
00:00 <beehhh> 50 degrees in perth
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky for you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or else
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of had to hunt you down in a helicopter
01:00 <beehhh> stomping on head
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no way I could just shoot you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to do it really wanky
02:00 <beehhh> peter vella does tastes like fruit juice
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I do want to test something on someone though
02:00 <beehhh> arrive boulder
02:00 <beehhh> smrinoff doubleblack :/
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna do an airstrike on someone
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can I do one on you? with Merryweather dropping exposives on your head?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *explosives
03:00 <Bastardly_One> never picked you for a griefer though ... you bounty hunter you
03:00 <beehhh> stay on your pc dont move too much
03:00 <Student> :)
04:00 <beehhh> australia cant make good grogs accept for beer
04:00 <beehhh> except
05:00 <Q{> Student, are u a handsome lad?
05:00 <Student> yes
05:00 <Student> tall 
05:00 <Student> handsome 
05:00 <Q{> u got charming eyes
05:00 <Q{> ?
05:00 <Student> depends
05:00 <Q{> which side of ur parents u got that from
05:00 <Student> depends on who is looking for what 
06:00 <Student> perhaps mothers
06:00 <Student> but .... hey .... wait a minute where are we heading towards Q{? :P
06:00 <Wazzled> hi Q{
06:00 <Q{> u ever exploit ur beauty to get discounts?
06:00 <Wazzled> you can put your } back if you want
07:00 <Q{> oh hai Wazzled 
07:00 <Student> i got discount for my wisdom more often than the beauty 
07:00 <Q{> ok
07:00 <Wazzled> Q{ its chris
07:00 <Wazzled> should be here
07:00 <Q{> Q{^-^}
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *get
07:00 <Student> Q{ what are you on about today? :)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you get discount ... shows your lack of wisdom
08:00 <Q{> not much
08:00 <Student> oh thanks a lot of noticing the "e"
08:00 <Q{> went to korean bbq for lunch today
08:00 <Q{> i reek of it bbq now
08:00 <Wazzled> yummy
08:00 <Student> why korean bbq is different from any other bbq?
08:00 <Q{> its indoor bbq
09:00 <Student> and? :)
09:00 <Skrotus> I think they cook korean food on it
09:00 <doctor> it's asian
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, the meat is different and cooked differently too
09:00 <Q{> its a keyword for that kind of thing
09:00 <Student> i was thinking where was Skrotus "cooking" all these days ;)
09:00 <Q{> melb got good korean bbq
09:00 <Bastardly_One> more kebab(ish) asian style bbq
09:00 <Q{> better than US korean bbq by far
09:00 <Bastardly_One> easiest explanation
09:00 <Student> that was my question in the first place, how that is different?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just fucking told you
09:00 <Student> i mean what different they do from regular ones
10:00 <Q{> au korean bbq is a buffet with huge selections
10:00 <Bastardly_One> more kebab(ish) asian style bbq
10:00 <Q{> where over here u select from short list menu
10:00 <doctor> i don't think it's all that great
10:00 <Q{> and u pick what u want
10:00 <Skrotus> I dunno if I've had it
10:00 <doctor> if i go out to eat i don't want to have to pay to cook my food
10:00 <Student> i never imagined korean as spicy nation 
10:00 <Student> so i am not sure about their food any way 
10:00 <Q{> u smell of bbq all day after tho
10:00 <Wazzled> someone bring me food now i am hungry
11:00 <Student> now you are hungry ;)
11:00 <Student> and this channel is all one big charity foundation for the hungry ones? right? :P
11:00 <doctor> i have half an old chook to eat later
11:00 <Student> we all like to cook brains in here , if that is good enough for you to eat chris :P
11:00 <Student> lol @ chook
11:00 <Student> chook is rice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> there's always somewhere to eat in melbourne for free if you're gonna whine about no food Chris
12:00 <doctor> is it?
12:00 <Wazzled> i got food just having it at dinner
12:00 <Student> Bastardly_One i am not sure if that is a good idea , when one get hungry , they do not get a lot of idea or wisdom in them
13:00 <Student> yes i think doctor, chook , for elderly people and for children 
13:00 <Student> it is chinese thing , Chook ;)
13:00 <Student> what did you get in the name of chook doctor?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bok bok bok!
13:00 <Skrotus> it's slang for chicken
14:00 <Student> chook for chicken? :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> same as I just told Chris if he was going to whine about being hungry there is always somewhere to eat for free in melbourne
14:00 <Bastardly_One> a chicken is a chook
14:00 <Wazzled> can it be your house Bastardly_One
14:00 <Wazzled> ?
14:00 <Student> never heared of that slang for Chicken thought
14:00 <Wazzled> cook me some eggs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
15:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
15:00 <Student> all i know that chook is something made up of rice for elderly person and infants , so it can digest easily by them 
15:00 <Skrotus> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/chook
15:00 <Bastardly_One> running around like a chook with it's head cut off
15:00 <Student> i am not in the mood to get fucked
15:00 <Student> you get fucked if you want to :P
15:00 <Student> go , it is green from my side
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was telling Chris to get fucked
16:00 <Student> ok ok Skrotus is indeed back ;) with all those references and stuff
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of ignoring you
16:00 <Student> kind of ;)
16:00 <Student> i know , i am not the only one in the list
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ye, depends how bored I am at the second you type
16:00 <Student> that "big" list of your ignorants ';_
16:00 <Student> yah i understand 
16:00 <Student> most of the times you are bored ;P
16:00 <Student> poor you 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
17:00 <Student> i will pray for you to get well 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you that one
17:00 <simba> Black Cowboy
17:00 <Student> you meant to say cowboy on the black horse? :P
17:00 <simba> No.
17:00 <Student> ok 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he means a nigger cowboy
17:00 <simba> on a steel horse I riiiiiide
17:00 <Student> lol @ steel horse ride
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're wanted
18:00 <Student> you can easily say car ride 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> dead or aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
18:00 <Student> than this "steel horse ride" of yours
18:00 <Student> alive 
18:00 <Student> ofcourse alive 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking bus
18:00 <simba> whoa shut up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the steel horse
18:00 <simba> u are crazy Student
18:00 <simba> you just overanalysed the crap out of one line
18:00 <Student> hahahahah simba
19:00 <Student> you are the crazy one simba, you make people's basketball disappear
19:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996093_10150367122694949_1039444555_n.jpg
19:00 <Skrotus> that's not crazy, that's magic
19:00 <simba> that wasnt crazy that was black magick
19:00 <simba> Holy shit
19:00 <Skrotus> lol
19:00 <Loof> Getting a grow tent :)
19:00 <Student> drive them crazy so they keep talking about it online, you are the crazy making maching simba :P
19:00 <Student> holy or normal shit , still it is shit simba :P
19:00 <simba> U R CRAZTY
19:00 <Student> stop typing them in bold
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, always a valuable thing to take note of
20:00 <simba> this is bold
20:00 <Student> capitol 
20:00 <Student> lol 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I have to go to Beaufort just to score
20:00 <Student> capital 
20:00 <Doodle> i've been further before
20:00 <Skrotus> that woman has a penis?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm picking up the keys to the new place on the way ... 2 rooms on peel st near the eastern oval ... 125 a week
20:00 <Student> simba when are you going to grow up and do something meaning ful? :P
20:00 <Skrotus> oh that's a 1
20:00 <Skrotus> not an I
20:00 <Doodle> party at Bastardly_Ones house
20:00 <Skrotus> I keep doing this :/
21:00 <Doodle> free choof
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking cheap even for Ballarat
21:00 <Student> woman with a penis? <---- might want to consult Dr. beehhh for that
21:00 <simba> Student i do something meaningful every day where has this nonsense come from
21:00 <Skrotus> yeah that is pretty cheap
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trying to organise a smoke with your for years you anti social cunt
21:00 <Student> simba like?
21:00 <simba> are you trying to get to know me
21:00 <Student> lol @ trying to organise... years
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're more anti social than I am ... that's saying something
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle lives like 5 blocks from me
22:00 <Student> life there in australia seem very slow, years for organising smoke lol 
22:00 <Student> that is really slow
22:00 <Student> simba some one has to do something when they are online, so why not knowing you :P
22:00 <simba> i dont understand that line
22:00 <Doodle> piss off
22:00 <Student> no problem 
22:00 <Doodle> you've never asked me to smoke with you
22:00 <Student> simba you might learn one day 
23:00 <Loof> How much u get pounds 4 b1?
23:00 <Student> or some other day 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... you can always suggest it
23:00 <simba> what do you do when u are online Student
23:00 <Student> simba i do not understand that line :P
23:00 <simba> what do you do on the internet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always assumed you've never wanted to but I've hinted at saying hello face to face haven't I?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe back in the Sesh days?
23:00 <simba> what a retard
23:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if you rejected me once I never would of asked again
24:00 <Student> pwned 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Student> it is tough having to get someone for the smoke in Aussie
24:00 <Student> or is it just melbourne? :P
24:00 <Doodle> iunno maybe, i have a shit memory i smoke weed
24:00 <Student> lol @ shit memory 
24:00 <Student> i am glad at the way you still think you still have one Doodle
24:00 <Student> wow , people are optimistic out there 
25:00 <simba> glad at the way
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're around tonight I'll see what the rest of the place is like mood wise
25:00 <simba> britney spears - glad at the way (u smile)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm Loof, I'd have to find out
25:00 <Student> simba do not try too hard baby  , you know that is a bit hazardous for your little health ;P
25:00 <simba> i dont know what youre talking about
25:00 <Skrotus> I don't think he's trying very hard at all
25:00 <Student> simba i do not understand that line :P
25:00 <simba> i dont understand most things you say 
25:00 <simba> its literally over 50% of lines
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Doodle even when I move properly the invite to come around and have a smoke is open ... but BYO :P
26:00 <simba> Bastardly_One wont even give u ONE cone
26:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you a few
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I count though
27:00 <simba> haha
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not really ... but I tend to watch and not walk away
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to make sure you don't do a me and sneak one
27:00 <simba> yea DTA dont trust anyone
27:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
27:00 <Student> :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really do that either
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I do tend to use the bong as a mic
28:00 <Student> make up your mind
28:00 <simba> whoever has the bong gets to speak ?
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Student> +bong
29:00 <simba> -weed
30:00 <Student> i have heared 17 year old break bolt's record
30:00 <Student> +infatuation 
30:00 <Student> +bored
30:00 <simba> you heard a 17 year old break bolt's record?
30:00 <simba> did you see it?
30:00 <simba> or just hear him running
30:00 <Student> news 
30:00 <simba> you.. heard the news?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
30:00 <simba> how?
30:00 <simba> you heard the news listening to him break the record
30:00 <Student> not literaly heared it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> my brother in law here won't share a bong with me now
31:00 <Student> read the news 
31:00 <simba> you read the news about the news reporter listening to him break the record
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he will pack out of his own because as soon as I get stoned
31:00 <Student> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the next cone is a mic
31:00 <Student> i read that news 
31:00 <Student> and that is all 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> think I talk shit on here ... I never shut up in rl if I'm ok with you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like on here though ... if I say nothing to you ... that means I think you suck arse
32:00 <Student> it was written on the little strip in the bottom on the screen , simba , if you know what i mean :P
32:00 <simba> if i am really stoned i talk a lot of shit kinda like  on here
32:00 <Student> i am pretty much not reading all that Bastardly_One
32:00 <simba> yes i strip for u on screen Student
32:00 <Student> lol 
32:00 <simba> oh u dont have to read anything here
32:00 <simba> in fact why not quit and have a great day
32:00 <Student> time for simba beating :P
32:00 <Student> here you go moron 
32:00 <Student> :P
32:00 <simba> were u reading sky news?
33:00 <Student> no i was not reading sky news
33:00 <simba> was it keeping u up to date on whats happening in the world while u watched the cricket
33:00 <Student> it came on many channels
33:00 <Student> sports , news 
33:00 <simba> did u hear about the 17 year old that blew usain bolt
34:00 <Student> but rather than diverting the conversation , if  you actually have something to say about the news that would be nice , simba retard :P
34:00 <simba> the news about the journalist hearing usain bolts record broken?
34:00 <Skrotus> move
34:00 <Student> moveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
34:00 <simba> help me move
35:00 <Student> i am so glad Skrotus is back 
35:00 <Student> so every much glad
35:00 <simba> you cant help me moving that is not even a thing
35:00 <simba> I P FREELY
35:00 <simba> no dont leave me here
35:00 <simba> no please come back
36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Student were you ever a tamil tiger
36:00 <Student> hospital can have simba
36:00 <simba> no simba dont want hospital
36:00 <Skrotus> it's like he's learned english entirely out of a dictionary and has come along to tell us we're all doing it wrong
36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> simba are you in a chair?
36:00 <Student> i always thought i am a human being not a tiger something ;)
36:00 <simba> no no simba dont want please dont
36:00 <simba> no dont do thing
37:00 <simba> U dont Knowe what ure missineg baeybey
37:00 <Student> bye bye ;P
37:00 <simba> oh cya man
37:00 <simba> have a good one
37:00 <simba> see you next time you sign in
37:00 <simba> bye
37:00 <Student> ofcourse i would , 
37:00 <Student> lol 
37:00 <Student> good try
37:00 <simba> Almost! bahaha.
37:00 <Student> but for no use really 
38:00 <Student> upmost :P
38:00 <simba> upmost :P
38:00 <Student> oh that thing
38:00 <Student> when you type back whatever i type 
38:00 <Student> or you just copy that and paste it?
38:00 <simba> Ummm
38:00 <Student> so you are lazy so i think you were pasting it :P
38:00 <simba> I don't know what you're talking on :P
39:00 <simba> perhaps you are on the Drouges again 
39:00 <simba> Doing The Weed Hits
39:00 <Student> it is specifically three m's , how many times i have to tell you RETARD :P
39:00 <Student> ummm
39:00 <simba> you mean like this?
39:00 <Student> and it is not capital "U" in that 
39:00 <simba> <simba> Ummm
39:00 <Student> no , i do not mean that 
39:00 <Student> i mean this ---> ummm
39:00 <Skrotus> UmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmM
39:00 <simba> nobody realllllly cares though
39:00 <simba> like not a single soul gives a shit
39:00 <Student> i do 
39:00 <simba> Ummmmmm
40:00 <Student> i give "holy shit" to that :P
40:00 <Student> and you cared enough to bring it back in here simba dimba 
40:00 <simba> Student would you rather pulverise Serenity with your little man-meat for a 24 hour marathon, or recieve a blowjob from a relatively handsome man?
40:00 <Student> excuse me
40:00 <Student> i do not want to go any where near serenity 
40:00 <Skrotus> you are excused
41:00 <Student> spare me 
41:00 <Student> thank you Skrotus
41:00 <simba> so the blowjob from the relatively handsome man?
41:00 <Student> i am so glad you are back Skrotus ;)
41:00 <Student> that last time i checked , i was straight 
41:00 <Student> so no problems there dimba
41:00 <simba> so.. youd explore serenitys vast cave?
41:00 <Student> simba dimba you need to do better than that
42:00 <simba> hmmm
42:00 <simba> did you understand the question
42:00 <Student> why they fuck you keep on saying serenity ?
42:00 <simba> well she was part of the questiojn
42:00 <simba> did you understand it
42:00 <Student> sir do you understand what i said? 
42:00 <simba> would you like me to simplify it
42:00 <simba> bbw or dude?
42:00 <Student> forget it 
42:00 <simba> what
43:00 <simba> did you understand the simplified version
43:00 <Student> what?
43:00 <Student> there is some version?
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <Student> lol 
43:00 <simba> H-hello?
43:00 <Student> dallo 
43:00 <simba> i think youve had one too many cricket balls to the head
43:00 <Student> or hallo 
43:00 <simba> or you just stand around on that field all day with the sun melting ur brain :P
43:00 <Student> yah cricket balls are fun on the head , no worries there
44:00 <fawks> ok
44:00 <Student> what?
44:00 <simba> ok
44:00 <simba> ok - faux, december 14, 2013
44:00 <fawks> literally regret coming on ready 
44:00 <Student> i have skull over my brain? you do not have any skull simba dimba? :P
44:00 <fawks> already*
44:00 <simba> gee sorry fawks ill quit ok
44:00 <simba> just wow
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <fawks> not you ok
44:00 <Student> what is 14th december is all about? fawks was born at that day?
44:00 <simba> Just, Wow.
44:00 <fawks> fuck off poodent
44:00 <simba> Just Wow
44:00 <Skrotus> lol
44:00 <Student> :)
45:00 <Student> how many times i have to tell simba dimba
45:00 <Student> that was all because of you fawks 
45:00 <Skrotus> the stebie script ignores symbols and case evidently
46:00 <Student> i am so glad Skrotus is back and telling us all this insight
46:00 <Skrotus> you don't understand anything I say do you?
46:00 <fawks> he didn't understand anythingn fullstop
46:00 <Student> what?
46:00 <Student> come again?
46:00 <fawks> he makes up his own convos
47:00 <Student> and people join in them :P
47:00 <Student> with the stories of their own 
48:00 <shadsam> LONGREYBEAM
51:00 <Student> aparently for no response
53:00 <shadsam> LOL
53:00 <Shadowgate> shadsam said LOL his funny
53:00 <Student> :)
53:00 <Shadowgate> Student did a smile his funny lol
53:00 <Student> and what exactly is Shadowgate? :P
54:00 <Student> Shadowgate is the one who finds the funny people :P 
54:00 <Q{> its a gate made of shadows
54:00 <Q{> u have to shine torch light to open the gate
55:00 <Student> :)
55:00 <Student> nice illustration 
55:00 <Student> i like the way you think 
55:00 <Q{> anothe rmystery solved for the day
56:00 <Q{> are there any pretty girls with rich parents around ur place, Student?
56:00 <Q{> <-- male gold digger
57:00 <Student> lol @ fawks "I am Calm "
57:00 <Student> so much for the calm 
58:00 <Q{> fwk is on my ignore list
58:00 <Student> yes Q{ there are lot of girls with rich parents
58:00 <Q{> hook me up bro
58:00 <Student> but you know all of them are beautiful 
58:00 <Student> Q{ lol 
58:00 <Q{> i give u 5% cut
58:00 <Student> what 5% cut?
59:00 <Q{> 5% off everything u buy from me
59:00 <Student> and what are you offering?
59:00 <Student> well we have 19 year old classy biatch in here Q{, is that legal age there?
00:00 <Q{> i give first month of my allowance
00:00 <Q{> oh yeh
00:00 <Student> what do i have to do , to get this 5% thing and allowance? lol 
00:00 <Q{> but she is a fiesty nasty chick
00:00 <Student> so Q{ what exactly is a class biatch?
00:00 <Q{> no way i talk to her
00:00 <Student> or classy
01:00 <Student> oh ok 
01:00 <Q{> u got another suggestion
01:00 <Student> about?
01:00 <Q{> preferrable someone more agreeable
01:00 <Student> lol 
01:00 <Student> a single mother will do Q{? :P
01:00 <Q{> oh no
01:00 <Student> and how about Devil_Girl?
02:00 <Student> you like devils in the girl?
02:00 <Q{> i cant deal with their ex visiting 
02:00 <Q{> yeh i notice
02:00 <Q{> but she is nasty too
02:00 <Student> you can gently ask their ex to not visit them at your home place? :P
02:00 <Student> lol @ nasty 
02:00 <Q{> i prefer princesses and angels
02:00 <Student> too bad lot of nasty girls in here like fawks :P
02:00 <Student> :)
03:00 <Q{> she is more than that
03:00 <Q{> she is despecable
03:00 <Student> and where do you recomend one can find angles? ;)
03:00 <Q{> check out the churches for me Student 
04:00 <Student> lol
04:00 <Q{> remember u get first month of allowance
04:00 <Student> i am not sure if that is a good idea Q{
04:00 <Q{> plus 5% per month there after
04:00 <Student> Ha Ha @ allowance
04:00 <Student> my workload is HUGE :P
04:00 <fawks> stop talking about me weirdo
05:00 <Student> CD fawks
05:00 <Q{> same here
05:00 <Devil_Girl> I wish he'd stop talking all together
05:00 <Q{> boss expects me do miracles and know magic
05:00 <Student> lol Devil_Girl
05:00 <Student> and who exactly is ms Devil_Girl
05:00 <Student> lol Q{, so did you learn any? :)
05:00 <Q{> Devil_Girl, is Maurice 
06:00 <Student> really? Ha Ha
06:00 <Q{> thats not a nice thing to say Devil_Girl 
06:00 <Devil_Girl> Wow, we have a rocket scientist in the place
06:00 <Student> why she have to come up with different nick 
06:00 <Q{> coz she gets bored easilly
06:00 <Student> lol Q{
06:00 <Devil_Girl> You're both idiots.
06:00 <Q{> it takes that many nicks to amuse her Student 
07:00 <Student> Q{ she is into some murder thing , 
07:00 <Devil_Girl> I have 2 nicks and I'm here under both
07:00 <Student> yes we both are idiots and you are queen of idiots :P
07:00 <Student> i do not even know why you need to have two nicks
07:00 <Student> ok Q{ coming back to that 
08:00 <Devil_Girl> Because I can't use the same nick on my phone and my laptop at the same time..
08:00 <Q{> u dont like us huh, Devil_Girl 
08:00 <Q{> can u give us a clue why that is so
08:00 <Student> lol Q{, not a good idea to inqure about it 
08:00 <Q{> oh yeh forget it Devil_Girl 
08:00 <Student> good idea Q{ 
08:00 <Student> lol 
09:00 <Student> ok Q{ we start our work 
09:00 <Student> church is not a good place 
09:00 <Q{> itgs 8pm here
09:00 <Q{> friday night
09:00 <Student> many girls are ofcourse psycho in there
09:00 <Q{> im winding down
09:00 <Q{> relaxing
09:00 <Student> ic
09:00 <Q{> saving energy for world conquest
10:00 <Student> princess conquest 
10:00 <Q{> and also charm to seduce princesses
10:00 <Q{> :D
10:00 <Student> you princess are boring 
10:00 <Student> they get bored easily 
10:00 <Student> it would be tricky to keep them busy Q{
10:00 <Shadowgate> beer day up yours
10:00 <Q{> thats only princesses with major attitude problems
11:00 <Q{> theyre spoilt
11:00 <Student> lol what the hell was that Shadowgate
11:00 <Q{> i wont bother with them
11:00 <Student> where are we going to find a humble princess on the first placE? :P
11:00 <Q{> at churches i reckon
11:00 <Student> even a common person is spoilt these days, look at fawks for example , 
11:00 <Skrotus> lol Shadowgate 
11:00 <Student> not all religious people are humble and down to earth 
12:00 <Student> Q{ i am thinking countryside princess
12:00 <Q{> oh theyre nice
12:00 <Q{> i like them too
12:00 <Student> yes ofcourse country side girls are good 
12:00 <Q{> there are some  real hot ones too
12:00 <Student> ofcourse they are 
12:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6K3De3HnBU
12:00 <Student> no worries in that department 
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - Mean To Me - Lyrics (Apr 28, 2013) 3:16 - Category: Music - 780 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Q{> but unfortunately im not in rural areas
13:00 <Skrotus> nice doctor 
13:00 <Q{> oh doctor's link...
13:00 <Q{> let me check
13:00 <Student> well dig into the rural areas when you have time to do so 
14:00 <Q{> i like this song Student 
14:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2-zFh3tAU
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NTR Podium: Lavinia Meijer speelt Philip Glass (Jan 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Music - 33,635 views - 267 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
14:00 <Student> oh youtube :(
15:00 <Q{> dont tell ur parents blocks out ur youtube 
15:00 <doctor> I like the trumpet
15:00 <Q{> lmao
15:00 <Student> lol Q{ , i has been blocked ha ha 
15:00 <Skrotus> I like quite a bit of crowded house
15:00 <doctor> same
15:00 <Irwin> can someone say my name real quick? just need to test something
15:00 <Student> Irwin
15:00 <doctor> they're men who bleed with music
15:00 <Student> lol @ bleed with music
15:00 <Irwin> thanks, Student 
16:00 <Student> your welcome Irwin
16:00 <Q{> too bad student
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I SMELL CHICKS ON HEAT@!
16:00 <Q{> ur missing out big time
16:00 <Student> what Q{? ;)
16:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPf2ANjUbrY
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fifth Element Diva song - full version. SINGING - EVGENIA LAGUNA. (Feb 1, 2010) 4:56 - Category: Music - 2,303,861 views - 17,053 likes (97.4%), 453 dislikes (2.6%)
16:00 <Student> am i Q{? :)
16:00 <doctor> I like aliens
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> she's negro
16:00 <doctor> Sometimes I think I'm an alien
16:00 <Student> why?>
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> not a real alien
17:00 <doctor> oh
17:00 <PeterSarsgaard> a negro in a alien costume
17:00 <doctor> she could be if she wanted to be
17:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <Student> doctor is that really you? :P
17:00 <doctor> yes
17:00 <doctor> in my real form
17:00 <Q{> someone still doing war of the world radio show around the world
17:00 <Q{> still scare ppl
17:00 <Q{> they had to ban such shows
17:00 <Student> war of the world in which aliens attacked the world ?
17:00 <doctor> just with more tentacles, puss and crooked teeth
18:00 <Student> lol doctor
18:00 <Q{> i gonna get something to eat
18:00 <Skrotus> well we're all aliens from a foreign  perspective
19:00 <Student> pretty much a psycho shit 
19:00 <Student> but from an angel it is true 
19:00 <Student> "we all are passengers passing by" 
19:00 <Student> is it hard to pass this world?
20:00 <doctor> My body seems alien. I look at the wild creatures and I can't help but assume we look like monsters to them
20:00 <Student> :)
20:00 <Skrotus> I don't think they actually think about it that way
20:00 <doctor> they probably don't
20:00 <Student> they think? :P
20:00 <doctor> I'm just playing with thought here
20:00 <Skrotus> I get the feeling dogs just view us as other dogs
20:00 <Student> i would be questioning if they have any think process at all 
21:00 <Student> actually a lot of human perfer not to think at all 
21:00 <doctor> it's impossible to say
21:00 <Student> part of their mantra 
21:00 <Skrotus> true
21:00 <doctor> they certainly don't think in abstract concepts and use reason towards their functionings
21:00 <Skrotus> sometimes other people seem pretty alien to me
22:00 <Student> what is human without using their brain? ;)
22:00 <Skrotus> a dead human
22:00 <doctor> they probably just rely on intuitive knowledge
22:00 <Student> monster? ;P ha ha 
22:00 <doctor> a beast
22:00 <Student> how do a thinking person deal with a beast? ;)
23:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUP3XOa3yRs
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - When You Come (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
23:00 <Skrotus> we usually kill and eat it
23:00 <doctor> that's a good one
23:00 <Student> and mind you there are infinite beasts out there 
24:00 <Caterpillar> hi everyone
24:00 <Caterpillar> skrotum how are you man
24:00 <Student> hello Caterpillar
24:00 <doctor> they give it a name and cause. mainly food
24:00 <Caterpillar> still unemployed
24:00 <Student> lol @ skrotum 
25:00 <Student> food beast :)
25:00 <Student> i am expecting drought in years to come , what will happen to the beasts? ;P
25:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA-1PbsAZnU
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - World Where You Live (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
26:00 <doctor> split enz are good too
26:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUC_jE78FNE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Enz - Message To My Girl (1984) (Aug 26, 2007) 4:05 - Category: Music - 667,589 views - 2,536 likes (99%), 25 dislikes (1%)
26:00 <Skrotus> yeah
26:00 <Student> :)
26:00 <Q{> "not available in ur continent"?!
26:00 <Student> yes Q{ ;)
26:00 <Skrotus> yeah I hate that
26:00 <Q{> whats the point of having internet then
27:00 <Skrotus> there are ways around it
27:00 <Q{> just to serve ur little town
27:00 <Q{> lol
27:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sure what they are, though
27:00 <Student> well you cannot just give them what then need Q{ :P
27:00 <doctor> it's only blackdevil's script because he's american
28:00 <Student> contents not available in US, the mother country of internet? :P
28:00 <Student> hard to believe, or may be some piracy issues with that 
28:00 <Q{> yeh many au stuffs not available here
28:00 <Q{> same with news
28:00 <Skrotus> yeah it'll be some stupid copyrignt thing
28:00 <doctor> They will never experience the true Australia in song
28:00 <Skrotus> there's a lot of videos that we can't view on youtube as well
28:00 <Student> lol @ true australia 
28:00 <doctor> only the crap they see on TV which doesn't exactly make us look good
29:00 <Student> what exactly is true australia?
29:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHQ5m5gCwlY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded house - World where you live (Nov 8, 2013) 3:05 - Category: Music - 202 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <Skrotus> the true australia looks disturbingly like america
29:00 <doctor> you'll have to find it;)
29:00 <Student> an island, where people do not want to go out and do not want other peoples to join in? lol <--- True Australia
30:00 <Skrotus> well that's only because they haven't blocked it yet BlackDevil 
30:00 <Skrotus> have you been here Student?
30:00 <doctor> they're actually Kiwi but we've taken ownership of NZ now
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/12Nf5dS.jpg?1
30:00 <Student> Skrotus passport vice, no
30:00 <doctor> Soon we'll take South Africa too
30:00 <Student> lol doctor
31:00 <Skrotus> well like all tallented newzealanders they moved to australia to pursue their career
31:00 <Skrotus> -l
31:00 <doctor> true
31:00 <Skrotus> four seasons in one day was about melbourne
31:00 <Skrotus> so they are sort of australianish
31:00 <Student> :)
31:00 <doctor> I wouldn't mind living in NZ, maybe in some small hut near a mountain and open fields removed from the rest of the world
32:00 <doctor> Become a beast
32:00 <Student> :)
32:00 <Student> newzealand is on the most peaceful countries in the world
32:00 <Skrotus> except for the earthquakes
32:00 <Q{> rotorua is nice doctors
32:00 <Student> no voilence , what the hell, people missing a lot in newzealand
32:00 <Q{> lots of young nymphs
32:00 <Skrotus> but yeah I'd probably live there too
32:00 <doctor> Sounds good Q{
33:00 <Student> live in newzealand for Peace? ;)
33:00 <doctor> Many kiwies are fleeing NZ cause of the earthquakes
33:00 <Skrotus> well they're not afraid to tell the US to go fuck themselves
33:00 <Q{> nz chicks are ranked as worlds most promiscuous now
33:00 <Skrotus> I like that about a country
33:00 <doctor> but to die in a earthquake isn't a bad way to go
33:00 <doctor> haha true Skrotus
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo cooling unit meant laptop didnt crash over nite
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> spose shouold turn it off but lol
34:00 <Student> newzealand does not have important geograhpical location, hence the  peace
34:00 <Skrotus> is it a high spec laptop PandasDontDrive?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> its almost 5 yrs old
34:00 <Student> kiwis are shaky people, they get frightened so easily 
34:00 <Skrotus> ah okay, probably some dust build up then
34:00 <doctor> So do I
34:00 <Q{> theyre just scared of second flooding with climate change
35:00 <Skrotus> nah kiwis are tough
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend was sposed to come over and fix it up brand new yesterday but his son was dropped off early so doesnt matter :P
35:00 <Q{> what them flee nz like rats off sinking ship
35:00 <Q{> lol
35:00 <Q{> jk
35:00 <Student> they are pretty much scared of every thing, get pressured easily 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc
35:00 <Skrotus> you haven't met any have you Student?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doc Robeaday
35:00 <Q{> what=watch
35:00 <Student> Skrotus yes
35:00 <Skrotus> russel crowe is a kiwi, he throws phones at people
35:00 <Skrotus> wouldn't want to mess with him
35:00 <Student> lol in the films yes
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Russell Crowe as Noah will be interesting
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> looking forward to that movie
35:00 <Skrotus> no the phone thing was real life
36:00 <Q{> i like nz hera chick
36:00 <Student> may be he is gettind old and not getting any more oscars after gladiator
36:00 <Student> what the hell is nz hera chick? costume or something?> :)
36:00 <Student> so he might thought it is a good idea to throw mobile around ;) 
36:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TAtNjdQ9fM
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hera - Feels so good (Jan 28, 2008) 3:03 - Category: Music - 228,965 views - 464 likes (94.5%), 27 dislikes (5.5%)
37:00 <Student> ha ha youtube again ;)
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://thechive.com/2013/12/12/police-sketch-artists-can-be-surprisingly-accurate-20-photos/
37:00 <Student> we are bounded to youtube ;) we are its slave ;)
37:00 <Q{> u can see title
37:00 <Q{> find other sources
37:00 <Q{> u can access
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey doctor man i have a movie for u i gotta find out what it's called, it's a 30 min french film, mostly black and white pictures
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> that inspired 12 Monkeys
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> its from the 60s i think
38:00 <Skrotus> I liked 12 monkeys
38:00 <Student> :)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> this short film was epic
38:00 <Skrotus> strawberry fields forever
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> got home rounod 6am, slept till 2pm, got 2 ciders to drink out in the sun
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> man had the most random hangout in ages with this musician lol
39:00 <Student> hello georgeandwell
40:00 <Student> so someone is in beautiful pain 
40:00 <Student> i recomend they meant "love" witht that 
40:00 <Wazzled> i met god once
40:00 <Shadowgate> Wazzled is insane lol
40:00 <Wazzled> she kissed me
40:00 <Student> we all do Wazzled
41:00 <Skrotus> Wazzled so fried
41:00 <Wazzled> i need to find another god
41:00 <Shadowgate> lol Wazzled
41:00 <Student> i am looking for something new Wazzled
41:00 <Q{> Wazzled, did he threatend to smite u?
41:00 <Wazzled> nah god is a chick
41:00 <Student> God or Goddess? :P
41:00 <Student> technically you should be saying goddess not god
41:00 <georgeandwell> hi there
42:00 <Shadowgate> Gods are evil they use mankind to torture we need hercules
42:00 <Shadowgate> hercules bashes em up
42:00 <Student> yah georgeandwell how is it going? 
42:00 <Student> is that really you Shadowgate? :P i thought you can do better than that
42:00 <Student> but never mind
43:00 <Caterpillar> another shooting in America
43:00 <Shadowgate> cant get a girl? dont shoot drink beer HAHAHHHHAHH
43:00 <Shadowgate> CMON PEOPLE IM FUNNY HOW FUNNY WAS I LOL
43:00 <Shadowgate> LAUGH WITH ME CMON HAHAHAH
43:00 <Shadowgate> WHAT I JUST TYHPED
43:00 <Student> :)
43:00 <BlackDevil> http://thebrigade.thechive.com/2013/12/12/looks-like-santa-has-bad-ideas-for-the-weekend-58-photos/
44:00 <Wazzled> i drinking ouzo
45:00 <georgeandwell> hi
45:00 <Student> hi and welcome back 
45:00 <georgeandwell> thx
45:00 <Shadowgate> cant get a job? dont shoot drink beer HAHAHHHHAHH
45:00 <Shadowgate> AGaIN I DID IT AGaIN HOW FUNNY AM I LOL
45:00 <Shadowgate> HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT WHAT I TYPED LOL
46:00 <Shadowgate> I STIP ShOOTINGS LOL
46:00 <Wazzled> cant get laid drink omg
46:00 <Shadowgate> lol
46:00 <Wazzled> not that i want to get laid
46:00 <Shadowgate> lol wazzled
46:00 <Skrotus> you can
46:00 <Wazzled> i rather just have company
46:00 <Skrotus> well
46:00 <georgeandwell> hi
46:00 <Wazzled> heaps
46:00 <Skrotus> in theory it's possible, you might not be able to
46:00 <Shadowgate> being laid is overrated i wasted alot of money on getting laid, i just masturbate with some tissues it feels good
46:00 <Shadowgate> better
46:00 <Shadowgate> over images of girls i love
47:00 <Student> lol Shadowgate
47:00 <Shadowgate> student it doesnt feel good with another person
47:00 <Student> Shadowgate getting laid is a MAN thing :P
47:00 <Shadowgate> i feel power of sex is wasted with another person your holding in your sex venture
47:00 <Student> i kind of understand what you wantt o say Shadowgate, but not every one have the experiences like you do but yes majority goes like that i agree
48:00 <Wazzled> i so lame i dont even know how to insert penis first only root girl did it
49:00 <georgeandwell> hi
49:00 <Student> shit happens all the time
49:00 <Student> but the experience very much depend on if you love that person or not , if you are doing with random , WEll 
50:00 <Wazzled> i loved her but she was gay
50:00 <Wazzled> wasted heaps of money on that chick
50:00 <Student> :)
50:00 <Wazzled> could have gotten 20 roots
50:00 <Wazzled> or more
50:00 <BlackDevil> Photo released of 18-year-old shooting suspect Karl Halverson Pierson
50:00 <Student> why was she gay?
50:00 <BlackDevil> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bba3e7YCEAAPm71.jpg:large
51:00 <Wazzled> she was bi she liked me
51:00 <Wazzled> but said she was leso
51:00 <Student> :)
51:00 <Student> confused person 
51:00 <Wazzled> she called cops on me and i would still have her in my life
51:00 <Student> i think that is passed in your life
52:00 <Wazzled> last girl i was with was so hot when we first kissed i couldnt talk for 10 minutes
52:00 <Wazzled> i was um ahhh
52:00 <Wazzled> hehe
52:00 <Student> what the fuck? 
52:00 <Wazzled> wee
52:00 <Student> lol 
52:00 <georgeandwell> r u two guys spam
52:00 <Student> do you think georgeandwell?
53:00 <Shadowgate> he wounded 2
53:00 <Shadowgate> he didnt kill anyone
53:00 <Student> missed out '_
53:00 <Student> ;)
53:00 <Student> bad quality american arms 
53:00 <Shadowgate> i suffered to at school, i dont know why they dont just let people stay at home
53:00 <georgeandwell> u guys soubnd like broken
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor
54:00 <Wazzled> drunk
54:00 <Student> lol Shadowgate
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Skrotus
54:00 <Q{> coz they like to tell u what to do
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Jet%C3%A9e
54:00 <Wazzled> i drew a Wazzled ascii
54:00 <Wazzled> but 8 line limit
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's the french film that inspired 12 monkeys dl it, its like 30 mins long, brilliant :D
55:00 <Student> while finding "hera" i found this New Zealand Heavy Engineering Research Association (HERA)
55:00 <Q{> lol google been watching u student
55:00 <Student> lol 
56:00 <Student> that was way off 
56:00 <Q{> did u eventually find the singer hera?
56:00 <Student> :P
56:00 <Student> lol no 
56:00 <Wazzled> guy for fast and furious
56:00 <Wazzled> R()() ()()()()     ()()
56:00 <Wazzled> i(oo) (..)(,;)/+\ |(**)
56:00 <Wazzled> p(  ) (V )(.@)| | V(..)
56:00 <Student> i did find "Hear , Auckland based bridal store" lol 
57:00 <Q{> this is her
57:00 <Q{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hera_Hjartard%C3%B3ttir
57:00 <Student> second part of her name is pretty difficult
57:00 <Wazzled> i backed up all my ascii
58:00 <georgeandwell> ownership
58:00 <Student> i must say i expected for better Q{ ;)
58:00 <Wazzled> gotta back up like 30 songs soon
58:00 <Wazzled> usb sticks rule
58:00 <Student> what is your ascii all about?
58:00 <Wazzled> i get stoned i draw with keyboard
58:00 <Wazzled> thats what
58:00 <Q{> feels so good is a godo song
58:00 <Student> lol 
58:00 <Q{> good*
59:00 <georgeandwell> hi
59:00 <georgeandwell> Q
59:00 <georgeandwell> sup brutha
00:00 <Q{> hai georgeandwell 
00:00 <Skrotus> ehehe
00:00 <Q{> just chilling with musics
00:00 <Student> not so fast BlackDevil :P
00:00 <georgeandwell> nyce
00:00 <Student> Sevi save Q{
00:00 <Q{> u like the songs i posted before
01:00 <georgeandwell> which
01:00 <Wazzled> lol BlackDevil unbanned me 3 times then
01:00 <Wazzled> rofl
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2-zFh3tAU
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NTR Podium: Lavinia Meijer speelt Philip Glass (Jan 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Music - 33,645 views - 268 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPf2ANjUbrY
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fifth Element Diva song - full version. SINGING - EVGENIA LAGUNA. (Feb 1, 2010) 4:56 - Category: Music - 2,303,904 views - 17,054 likes (97.4%), 453 dislikes (2.6%)
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TAtNjdQ9fM
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hera - Feels so good (Jan 28, 2008) 3:03 - Category: Music - 228,965 views - 464 likes (94.5%), 27 dislikes (5.5%)
02:00 <Shadowgate> Wazzled is funny lol
02:00 <Q{> ur not in au at moment, Student?
02:00 <georgeandwell> if its phiklip glass
03:00 <Q{> yes philip glass
03:00 <Student> ofcourse i am into au at moment Q{
03:00 <Student> waia.wa.au to be exact :P
03:00 <Wazzled> i happy someone is alive and i kissed them
04:00 <Shadowgate> i wiash facebook was shut down, it causes you to lose your real freinds
04:00 <Shadowgate> they think they met someone better with 1000 of people on their list but they lose their real freinds
04:00 <Wazzled> i know i posted once on someones face book stuff
05:00 <Wazzled> like call me
05:00 <Wazzled> or i need to call you
05:00 <Skrotus> I don't have 1000 facebook friends :'(
05:00 <Shadowgate> i lost a freind to facebook
05:00 <Student> :)
05:00 <Shadowgate> he was my best freind
05:00 <Shadowgate> now his a dog with facebook
05:00 <Wazzled> and her friend saw it as i was deleting msgs
05:00 <Shadowgate> he thinks his better than me
05:00 <Student> you have a face book Skrotus? :P
05:00 <Wazzled> so cause problems
05:00 <Q{> bill gate closed his fb account when he got 10,000 friend request per day
05:00 <Skrotus> ugh Student 
05:00 <Student> is that true Q{? :)
05:00 <Shadowgate> lol
05:00 <Q{> yeh
05:00 <Student> Skrotus ;)
06:00 <Skrotus> you really don't understand the subtleties of the language
06:00 <Q{> i rarely ever lie
06:00 <Q{> even as joke
06:00 <Shadowgate> bill gates is a legend he created msn chat which used to kick facebooks ass
06:00 <Wazzled> no weed today means no music
06:00 <Wazzled> oh well
06:00 <Skrotus> I don't think he actually invented msn
07:00 <Shadowgate> i was in love of bill gates products
07:00 <Shadowgate> he is a legend 
07:00 <georgeandwell> correction
07:00 <georgeandwell> a living legend
07:00 <Student> do you want to do gates too Shadowgate? :P
07:00 <Wazzled> i had girl on msn for 2 weeks she turned up at my door basically 13 years later
07:00 <Shadowgate> lol student
07:00 <Q{> im also a legend in my own mind
07:00 <Wazzled> msn rules
07:00 <Student> Ha Ha Q{
07:00 <Shadowgate> facebook killed msn
07:00 <Shadowgate> i dont know why msn joined with facebook
08:00 <Shadowgate> 'facebook is evil
08:00 <Shadowgate> and generated to attract evil people
08:00 <Shadowgate> who are hungry for recognition
08:00 <Sevi> facebook killed everything lol
08:00 <Student> Kill Kill Kill ;)
08:00 <Q{> i should get fb account then
08:00 <Sevi> stab stab stab??
08:00 <Q{> im desperate for attention here
08:00 <Student> Q{ :)
09:00 <Sevi> or just plain desperate?
09:00 <Student> or both ;)
09:00 <Wazzled> should go toliet
09:00 <Q{> better to be beautiful and ppl just happy to look at u
09:00 <Q{> so much work to get attention on irc
09:00 <Shadowgate> plenty of fish sucks to but not as bad as facebook
09:00 <Shadowgate> at leastg plenty of fish you get 1 in 7 replies
10:00 <Shadowgate> i reckon its the same dog owner
10:00 <Shadowgate> that made plenty of fish and facebook
10:00 <Shadowgate> i want him fucking fatwad
10:00 <Shadowgate> fucking kill him
10:00 <Q{> :o
11:00 <georgeandwell> obama is on facebook
11:00 <Shadowgate> student facebook made me so angry
11:00 <Shadowgate> it stole my freinds
11:00 <Shadowgate> all of them
11:00 <Shadowgate> they became heroes
11:00 <Student> Ha Ha
12:00 <Shadowgate> we used to drink and have so much fun
12:00 <Shadowgate> and faceboo came
12:00 <Shadowgate> and stole them
12:00 <Shadowgate> i want revenge student
12:00 <Student> Revenge it is 
12:00 <Student> so when is the fight?
12:00 <Wazzled> i want time to hurry up
12:00 <Student> fight for your right ;)
12:00 <Shadowgate> i dont know it will come by god i hope
12:00 <Shadowgate> god will do it
13:00 <Student> god or goddess? :P
13:00 <Shadowgate> lol
13:00 <Student> i got you there ;)
15:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <Caterpillar> mzmarvel likes comic books
17:00 <Student> i do not blame her
18:00 <Q{> marvel is own by disney land now
18:00 <Student> so we can watch mzmarvel on one of the disney land ? :)
18:00 <Q{> man where is my princess charming tonight
19:00 <Q{> yeh
19:00 <Student> lol is there any thing like princess charming ? :P
19:00 <Q{> i saw funny pic of disney landother day
19:00 <BlackDevil> Q{ mate
19:00 <Q{> were they have girls dressed in mermaid 
20:00 <Q{> having lunch break
20:00 <Student> :)
20:00 <Q{> while a few security guarders gawking at them
20:00 <Q{> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> like 3 papers left
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant make it to the bank!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hate smoking rollie tobacco thru a tobacco pipe
23:00 <BlackDevil> rub my dick PandasDontDrive
23:00 <BlackDevil> with a oven mit
23:00 <Q{> hai BlackDevil 
23:00 <Q{> where are u at
24:00 <BlackDevil> home
24:00 <BlackDevil> look through your window
24:00 <Q{> i closed the blind
25:00 <Q{> so u wont see anything
25:00 <georgeandwell> i like music like 80s love songs
25:00 <georgeandwell> chris de burge
26:00 <crash> i like hanson
26:00 <Q{> i only like 
26:00 <BlackDevil> i want to see your peen Q{
26:00 <crash> like mmmbop
26:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2YIpZWBqA
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris DeBurgh - Lady In Red (Aug 14, 2007) 4:18 - Category: Music - 10,759,669 views - 25,477 likes (98.3%), 430 dislikes (1.7%)
26:00 <Skrotus> :/
26:00 <Cleo10> georgewell: good song that
26:00 <Q{> im on cam BlackDevil 
26:00 <crash> wb Maurice 
27:00 <Q{> if u pay i show u
27:00 <BlackDevil> with your mum
27:00 <Q{> if u pay enuf
29:00 <georgeandwell> paul young i s good artist
30:00 <Student> Q{ what happened to cougars ? 
30:00 <Q{> i havent found any
31:00 <Q{> there are too few of them
31:00 <Q{> theyre all taken 
31:00 <Student> that is bad 
32:00 <Q{> im getting too old for cougars
32:00 <Skrotus> how old are you?
33:00 <Student> is that so Q{? :)
33:00 <Q{> ova 30s
33:00 <Shadowgate> Skrotus nick killed of laughter
33:00 <Student> cougars are getting old too Q{ ;)
33:00 <Skrotus> how is beer day going Shadowgate?
34:00 <Q{> yeh but they growing old with handsome lads wif six packs
34:00 <Q{> theyre*
34:00 <Shadowgate> good skrotus as long as i meet no bitter people
34:00 <Student> what is difference? they are getting old 
35:00 <Skrotus> well there's a lot of those on here these days
35:00 <Shadowgate> thats why i said once i came into the room sucked in beer day up yours
35:00 <Shadowgate> to weed them away
35:00 <crash> Shadowgate: are you a happy go person ?
35:00 <Shadowgate> i wanted to stick it up em
35:00 <Shadowgate> that they are an asshole brand of people
35:00 <Shadowgate> and deserve hell 
36:00 <Q{> who are they
36:00 <Shadowgate> i once seaid beer day happily in the room and they were just assholes
36:00 <Shadowgate> i never forgot it
36:00 <Shadowgate> fucking dogs forcing people to be bored so they dont commit suicide themselves
36:00 <Shadowgate> forcing it to another
36:00 <Shadowgate> you fucking are in hell dog
36:00 <Shadowgate> and thats all that matters
36:00 <Student> Ha Ha
36:00 <Shadowgate> allahu akber
37:00 <Skrotus> bitterness is a trap
37:00 <Skrotus> we all fall in to it occasionally
37:00 <Shadowgate> skrotus no excuse for wanting others to be bored
37:00 <Shadowgate> my freinds who went to facebook
37:00 <Shadowgate> tried it on me
37:00 <Shadowgate> forcing me to be bored
37:00 <Shadowgate> i fucking bashed them nearly and left
38:00 <Shadowgate> just cos your life sucks its cos you earnt hell with allah
38:00 <Shadowgate> dont you fuckin do it ot others
38:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/national/samesex-newlyweds-still-feel-married-20131214-2zdt0.html
38:00 <Shadowgate> if you want to recover
38:00 <Student> may be they do not know their lives are fucked 
39:00 <Shadowgate> i am an example of how to have heaven
39:00 <Shadowgate> you be rightous and allah says ok
39:00 <Student> lol 
39:00 <Shadowgate> you have heaven
39:00 <Shadowgate> you be evil you allways be the one that loses
39:00 <Shadowgate> fuck your bittereness
39:00 <Shadowgate> hell in the end
40:00 <Q{> i wonder if hundreds of years ago ppl actually wear these
40:00 <Q{> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Strobel-bautista_crop_left.jpg
40:00 <Caterpillar> hi
40:00 <Skrotus> speaking of bitterness
40:00 <Caterpillar> skrotum o/
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fkn hell
40:00 <Student> ofcourse they do Q{
41:00 <Student> :)
41:00 <Student> welcome back simba
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> friend says "i was trying to yell out josh josh open the front gate" i fkn left the front gate unlocked this morning
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb Laughs with Hyenas
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> where is fredbear
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i hope he's ok
51:00 <Shadowgate> PeterSarsgaard killed people of laughter by saying a funny nick like fredbear lol
51:00 <Skrotus> I don't
53:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
59:00 <Student> oh the Mew :)
00:00 <Shadowgate> ayayayyayyyayyaya
00:00 <Student> ic Mew is getting slow, she is aging
04:00 <BlackDevil> watching this police chase
13:00 <Loof> everything I try to eat tastes like turd
13:00 <Loof> need maccas
13:00 <Loof> just cooked myself up 3 steaks and potato waffles
13:00 <Loof> had a few bites and chucked it
13:00 <Loof> such a waste
14:00 <Shadowgate> ayayyayyyyyaay
14:00 <Loof> why is it every curry muncher on austnet is fucking retarded?
15:00 <Loof> are all Indians/pakis/sri lankins just dum?
15:00 <Loof> dumb?
16:00 <Loof> I'm about to go postal
16:00 <Loof> I swear
16:00 <Loof> start bashing cunts
16:00 <Loof> start a racial war
18:00 <Mew> hahaha Loof 
18:00 <Mew> i <3 u
18:00 <Loof> :)
18:00 <Student> :)
18:00 <Mew> and yes, they are
19:00 <Student> and Mew know it all 
20:00 <Mew> eat a dick
21:00 <crash> or two
21:00 <Student> lol 
21:00 <Student> i do not eat dick, you do :P
22:00 <Skrotus> well both india and pakistan are nuclear powers
22:00 <Student> well that "nuclear" thing happened "accidentally" to both of them 
23:00 <Skrotus> I'm pretty sure it was on purpose
23:00 <BlackDevil> corvette 6 gen police chasw
23:00 <Skrotus> you don't just accidentally start stockpiling nuclear weapons
23:00 <BlackDevil> in 
23:00 <BlackDevil> lA
23:00 <Student> :) 
24:00 <crash> Skrotus: there are better weapons that are not nuclear
24:00 <Skrotus> crash: so?
24:00 <Student> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> like ur mind and your body :P
25:00 <crash> Skrotus: so why are you worried about nuclear ?
25:00 <Skrotus> I'm not?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup crash u shoulda been on zombies with me n binder yesserday
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
26:00 <crash> to tired, like 15th day straight at work
26:00 <crash> think my xbox live membership ran out like a month ago - but still seems to be working
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha nice
27:00 <crash> must of been out of it one night and put a 1 month free code in or something
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye im just ac4n it atm waitin for risotto to cook
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> probs
28:00 <crash> actually i got 3 months when i bought gta 
28:00 <crash> must be close
29:00 <crash> i got a projector last week too :P
29:00 <crash> but not great with the xbox
31:00 <BlackDevil> ha
31:00 <BlackDevil> he got shot
31:00 <BlackDevil> and killed
31:00 <Student> bad 
31:00 <Student> he have not killed any one 
32:00 <BlackDevil> he crashed into a car
32:00 <PrometheanStardust> BlackDevil, have you seen my old friend knifebunny recently?
33:00 <BlackDevil> probably having a life
33:00 <PrometheanStardust> Has he left IRC?
33:00 <BlackDevil> no
34:00 <BlackDevil> he'll come back
34:00 <PrometheanStardust> ok
34:00 <PrometheanStardust> Thanks
38:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know
38:00 <BlackDevil> all lies
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice crash aha
39:00 <simba> 17:03:17 <PrometheanStardust> Has he left IRC? 17:03:51 <%BlackDevil> no 17:03:56 <%BlackDevil> he'll come back
39:00 <simba> ..so he has left
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> might play gta later or splinter cell
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> finding treasure on ac4 atm huhu
40:00 <simba> might go have a cig on the balcony huhu
40:00 <simba> n blast teh beasts
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> im smoking my tobacco thru my tobacco pipe
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
40:00 <simba> beats
40:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know simba
41:00 <simba> he has
41:00 <simba> clearly
42:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wanna
42:00 <BlackDevil> http://efukt.com/21113_The_Worst_Tits_in_Porn.html
43:00 <Student> :)
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want ma risotto NOW
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba where's a nice restaurant u like that's in nth adel or around abouts?
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Evening Bitches!
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I reckon i got sunburnt at altona pier today
45:00 <simba> why do u wanna take me to 1 
45:00 <British^Meat> Enzo's is good i hear
46:00 <British^Meat> u might get a discount, since u worked there
46:00 <simba> i cant remember which one that is
46:00 <simba> oh
46:00 <simba> thats in hind marsh!!!
46:00 <simba> u got me
47:00 <Student> :)
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all i could think about while i was off irc was simba and his red eyes 4:)
47:00 <Student> lol
48:00 <Skrotus> he always makes the mouth black though
48:00 <Skrotus> and seeing as I'm using a black background I don't see it
48:00 <simba> Hahahaha.
49:00 <Student> nice Clown 
49:00 <simba> black backgrounds are for PsyChoTiCs!!! white back ground for ever
49:00 <Skrotus> lol
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wait for the black screen with the white writing 'would u like to play a game?"
49:00 <British^Meat> hah yes
49:00 <British^Meat> yes yes i remember simbas erd eyes
49:00 <British^Meat> red eyes
49:00 <British^Meat> from constant use of a white background
49:00 <British^Meat> black 4 lyf
50:00 <simba> efil4zaggin
50:00 <Student> lol 
50:00 <simba> laugh it up, small fry
51:00 <Student> i hope you do not mind me laughing :P
51:00 <Skrotus> How about Global Thermonuclear War?
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can tell who the noobs r
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they havent installed there own version of linux
51:00 <British^Meat> been playing portal 2
51:00 <British^Meat> it makes me feel so clever
51:00 <Skrotus> portal 1 was great
51:00 <Skrotus> except for being so short
51:00 <British^Meat>  yer
51:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wanna
52:00 <British^Meat> when i finish this id like to get #1
52:00 <British^Meat> georgeandwell
52:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/1OJRRUnY--A
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Franz Ferdinand - Do You Want To (Oct 2, 2009) 3:36 - Category: Music - 2,910,984 views - 12,537 likes (99.1%), 115 dislikes (0.9%)
53:00 <simba> well do ya 
53:00 <georgeandwell> wana wana wana
53:00 <simba> Zing! Went The Strings of My Fart
53:00 <British^Meat> love that song/vid
57:00 <simba> idm the track michael
57:00 <simba> i played it once upon a time
58:00 <British^Meat> yes yes
58:00 <British^Meat> i also liked it
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <British^Meat> it was on gran turismo 3
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone want risottoe i made toooo much
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> loofz
59:00 <Caterpillar> British^Meat hi
00:00 <Caterpillar> simba welcome back
00:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ Fred^Bear
00:00 <British^Meat> hi nutbag
01:00 <Student> British^Meat so you do you not have a nutbag? :P
01:00 <British^Meat> yes i do, it is a fine one
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh student is back
01:00 <British^Meat> i call it my "Scrotum"
01:00 <Student> ok ;)
01:00 <Student> oh :)
02:00 <Student> nutbag is scrotum? :P
02:00 <British^Meat> does yours have a name?
02:00 <Student> that is a news to me 
02:00 <Student> certainly not
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut it
02:00 <British^Meat> oh, weird
02:00 <Student> i did not care to name it 
02:00 <Student> shut what? :P
02:00 <Caterpillar> hi British^Meat how r things
03:00 <Student> you think it is weird not to name it? :P
03:00 <Student> lol @ holding hands
03:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to talk to you weirdo Caterpillar, so im not going to
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <Student> British^Meat he is seriously hot for you :P
04:00 <Caterpillar> sorry British^Meat 
05:00 <Caterpillar> British^Meat what are your thoughts on the BMW 135i the turbo one
05:00 <Caterpillar> good or bad car?
05:00 <Student> lol good question 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> really?
06:00 <Student> ofcourse 
07:00 <Student> asking someone that if BMW is good ;) surely a good question 
07:00 <Student> but i am not finding any comparables in that
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate just bought one for a grand worth 7
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> priddy nice
07:00 <Caterpillar> the question is about the 135i not any BMW
08:00 <Caterpillar> i respect British^Meat 's thoughts on it
08:00 <Caterpillar> he is a clever person
08:00 <simba> wb classy_biatchhh
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> one certainly must be clever when it comes to cars huh
09:00 <Student> :)
09:00 <Student> i really think it is all about what is in the CAR 
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cars = money = i dont have 
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
09:00 <Caterpillar> classy_biatchhh wears thoise g strings that stick out of her pants like kath n kim she is super classy lol
09:00 <Student> ha ha WiLd_TuRkeY , honesty 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well i dont even have a licence so cant drive mine
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> sitting at mums
09:00 <classy_biatchhh> stfuuuu lolsss
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive got my license just no car
09:00 <stompin> classy_biatchhh get ya tits out
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> public transport is the best tho
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> meet cool ppl
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im going to wait another 2 years before i get a car
10:00 <Student> depends really 
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might get a ute
10:00 <georgeandwell> hi
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> just cant respect a person that thinks the car makes the man
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a girls car
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a ute for work purposes
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> thatd be choice
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im thinking running my own byusiness ill be able to work the long hours i want during summer
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nice tan
12:00 <Student> lol 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im tanning up nice
12:00 <simba> lol WiLd_TuRkeY
12:00 <Caterpillar> im selling my SS ute
12:00 <stompin> y
12:00 <simba> is this in skyrim or something?
12:00 <Student> that could be a good idea for a person who does not have money , have their own business wow Cool 
12:00 <Caterpillar> im after either a BMW or audi next
12:00 <stompin> Caterpillar rs4
12:00 <Caterpillar> something better on petrol adn easy to drive
12:00 <Skrotus> skyrim sucks it won't let me kill everyone
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> purgey
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
13:00 <Caterpillar> nah no need for an rs4, my ute can smash rs4's all day long
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if biz is good ill give u a job or the biz simba
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> beverly hillbillies is on
13:00 <Caterpillar> m not getting an audi to go fastm just one thats comfortable to drive
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha ilove our local chan XD
13:00 <stompin> IM AN ASSHOLE
14:00 <British^Meat> cars go vrooooooom
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> poles go crunch
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> trees go bang
14:00 <Student> crime goes Jail :p
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> spot on Student
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shhooosh the crims might be listening now
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> stealing cars was fun back in the day
16:00 <georgeandwell> hi
16:00 <georgeandwell> ne girls wanna chat
16:00 <stompin> PandasDontDrive nothing like the rush from breaking the law
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or going for a sunday jog 
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> from the cops
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> run gordon its the police man!!
17:00 <stompin> ASS HO LE
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> stompin no shit
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just avoid that wanting need to do it
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> but if you can get away with it, i say do it
21:00 <Skrotus> ethical law breaking only
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck the cops, fuckt hem
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> them*
22:00 <Skrotus> I jaywalk ALL THE TIME
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> no hurting people, no sentimental goods
22:00 <Skrotus> I believe it's okay to steal with department stores because they factor it in to their budget
24:00 <Student> that is pretty lame thinking Skrotus
25:00 <crash> those protective service cops give the shits at train stations
25:00 <Skrotus> from you Student that means a lot
25:00 <Student> it is lame :)
27:00 <simba> kLoWn_SpErM
28:00 <Student> strange typing 
28:00 <Student> L W S E M 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckin hell
29:00 <simba> cram it Student
29:00 <Student> enough already 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate when cunts msg u n its txt from emtail
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> y not just call or normal txt O_O
30:00 <simba> hate cunts fkn
31:00 <Student> :)
31:00 <Student> yah cunts should be hated :P
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba smoke up[ n put chan 44 on oldskewl beverly hillbillies
31:00 <simba> cant
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i had weedos it be smokin em now n laffin 
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i wanted to see hill billies id go to the cities round australia
33:00 <simba> be quiet WiLd_TuRkeY
34:00 <Student> who are you to order him ? :P
34:00 <Student> why not you be queit simba? :P
34:00 <Student> ***quiet 
34:00 <BlackDevil> Man, 60, charged with murder in alleged ‘mercy killings’ of wife, sister.
34:00 <Student> bad
35:00 <simba> be quiet Student
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol WiLd_TuRkeY
35:00 <Student> :)
35:00 <Student> sure thing sir 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> N BE FKN QUIET
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba turn ur fkn music down i can hear wonderful beats flowin down from the street
37:00 <georgeandwell> hi'
38:00 <Student> this guy keep on saying "hi" after about 20minutes or so, 
38:00 <Student> perhaps he is so lively ;)
38:00 <Sevi> or suffering from amnesia
39:00 <Student> i do not have any idea what so ever 
40:00 <crash> hi Student 
40:00 <Student> hello 
41:00 <crash> ill say hi in another 20 mins
41:00 <Student> lol
41:00 <Student> i would be waiting 
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello
42:00 <Student> :)
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we all on the same page now
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ppl doin toniite?
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be going to bed
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn i wana root this cooling unit lols
42:00 <Student> i did not even know we were on some kind of page at the first place :P
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
42:00 <Sevi> making more sugar flowers *sighs*
43:00 <Sevi> that is what I'll be doing tonight LOL
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill prob watch a dvd
43:00 <crash> whats a sugar flower ?
43:00 <Sevi> what they use on wedding cakes
43:00 <Caterpillar> Sevi hi
43:00 <Sevi> hey Caterpillar :D
44:00 <Skrotus> wow
44:00 <crash> ahh Sevi sounds interesting
45:00 <Sevi> its frustrating
45:00 <Caterpillar> sevi do you like jessica alab's arse
45:00 <Caterpillar> would you rim her arsehole?
45:00 <Sevi> alab or alba?
45:00 <Student> what is frustratiing?
45:00 <Caterpillar> if she showered first of course
45:00 <Caterpillar> alba
45:00 <Sevi> Caterpillar, nope
45:00 <Caterpillar> i would rim the fuck out of her arse
45:00 <Sevi> good for you
46:00 <Caterpillar> id even push mashed potato inside her bum and have her push it back out into my mouth
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> flower and sugar?
46:00 <Sevi> Student, getting it the way that I want it
47:00 <Student> Sevi what? lol
47:00 <Sevi> rolling out the sugar paste and getting the flower to work the way that I want it *sighs*
47:00 <Student> :)
48:00 <Skrotus> do you do this for a living Sevi?
48:00 <Sevi> oh fuck no
48:00 <Skrotus> you always seem to be making cakes
49:00 <Sevi> Yeah I make them for friends
49:00 <Skrotus> where always means the two times I have encountered you making cakes
49:00 <Sevi> I have more to make tonight for tomorrow
49:00 <crash> cakes with hacksaws inside them ?
49:00 <Sevi> crash, for you ... definitely :D
49:00 <crash> lol
49:00 <Skrotus> :/
50:00 <Sevi> Hey, I could even throw in a bit of NaCN for you too if you like *grins*
50:00 <Student> lol
51:00 <crash> im not going to eat the cake
51:00 <Sevi> oh ...
51:00 <crash> its a disguise for the hacksaw
51:00 <crash> sheesh
51:00 <crash> :P
51:00 <Sevi> lol
51:00 <crash> your cooking is not that good
51:00 <Sevi> if that's what you think
51:00 <crash> its a joke :P
51:00 <Skrotus> crash seems to have taken the "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" thing to heart
52:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, crash is probably right in doing that too
52:00 <crash> Skrotus: its my personality disorder
52:00 <Skrotus> well it doesn't seem to have worked for him so far
52:00 <Sevi> you have a personality?
52:00 <crash> cmon cheap :P
53:00 <crash> ok ill have one bite
54:00 <Sevi> are you going to eat the cupcake like a gentleman?
54:00 <crash> sure, why not
54:00 <Sevi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjM9tR42Szo
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Eat a Cupcake, Like a Gentleman (Sep 29, 2012) 0:59 - Category: Howto and Style - 2,921,210 views - 7,125 likes (93.6%), 486 dislikes (6.4%)
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba is a skilled camera man in the porn industry
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> he knows all the angles 
55:00 <crash> how would that be an insult ?
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> crash simba is a christian
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if u become christian u can work in the porn industry also
58:00 <crash> i have to work tommorrow so won't be able to sign up
58:00 <crash> maybe next sunday
58:00 <Student> oh ness, the goddess to save the world 
58:00 <Student> and lol WiLd_TuRkeY
58:00 <Sevi> I'm so glad I don't have to work weekends
58:00 <Student> i never know this VITAL truth WiLd_TuRkeY
58:00 <crash> hey ness 
59:00 <crash> Sevi: its leading upto a break
59:00 <crash> so extra money helps
59:00 <Sevi> I'm on holidays as of next friday for 2wks
59:00 <crash> nice
00:00 <crash> about sametime for me
00:00 <Sevi> I've got an order of 80 cupcakes and one small cake for a wedding on 4th jan
00:00 <crash> well we have to go in on the monday
00:00 <crash> for half a day
00:00 <crash> its like a company bonding day
00:00 <crash> we all meet up and eat
01:00 <Sevi> I work for 6 hrs on friday and then we get paid to party :D
01:00 <Student> and what exactly are they bonding? :P
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> paid to party
01:00 <Student> :)
01:00 <crash> i usually just don't go on the last day - they actually pay you to be there the full day
03:00 <crash> 6 hours of sugar flowering ?
03:00 <Sevi> we got told at our toolbox meeting last monday that we're not allowed to sit in our groups, that we actually have to go around and talk to everyone
03:00 <crash> haha Sevi that sucks :P
03:00 <Sevi> crash, I don't do that for a job, that's more a hobby outside of my actual work
04:00 <crash> but yeah, most of the time its "hey yeah nice to meet you, i could think of a 100 million things better than talking to you - oh you too ?"
04:00 <Sevi> oh there are ppl that I just can't stand at work
05:00 <crash> i just hope there is atleast one fight if i go this xmas
05:00 <Sevi> LOL
07:00 <Caterpillar> faux, hi
07:00 <Caterpillar> how old are you now
07:00 <Student> lol 
08:00 <Student> wrong question Caterpillar
08:00 <crash> yes women are beautiful their entire lives
08:00 <Sevi> I like being home alone *sighs happily*
09:00 <Student> lol Sevi
09:00 <Student> but you are not alone, cakes live with you 
09:00 <Sevi> cakes are not alive though
09:00 <Sevi> otherwise I think I'd be eaten instead
09:00 <Skrotus> mm cake
09:00 <Sevi> and that could be quite interesting
09:00 <Student> :)
09:00 <Sevi> I still have a cupcake left
09:00 <Skrotus> yeah home alone is the best I live by myself
09:00 <Sevi> until I make the next two batches
10:00 <Student> so you think if cakes would be alive, they would be good enough to knock you out and eat you? :)
10:00 <Sevi> Student, I think I'm good enough to eat :P
10:00 <Student> lol Sevi
10:00 <Student> all hands up on this thought of your Sevi
10:00 <Sevi> I probably taste like strawberries :P
10:00 <Student> oh my god 
10:00 <Student> stop it please
11:00 <Sevi> that's what Sevi means :P
11:00 <Sevi> strawberry
11:00 <Student> you just make the condom dirty , you idiot 
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or pissed her off
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ethier way im happy
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> til she says sumthing to put me back in my place
11:00 <Student> she always pissed off, she is having trouble controlling herself
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> for a day or two
11:00 <Student> ok Sevi
12:00 <Skrotus> you could try not being obnoxious jerks for a while
12:00 <Skrotus> see how it goes
13:00 <Student> takes out all the fun , i guess :P
13:00 <Student> i like the way people in here telling other people in here what to do and and what not to do 
13:00 <Student> Real Boss stuff
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> makes u want to use telnet doesnt it Student
14:00 <Student> oh Tuftoy, how is it going with Nikky?
14:00 <Skrotus> why would you use telnet?
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Raw *.*
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> smokin baccy pipe like a boss
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^-^ lol
14:00 <Student> i do not know WiLd_TuRkeY :) i have briefly use telnet 
14:00 <Student> but again telnet would not be any different 
14:00 <crash> remote ssh
15:00 <Student> do that , stop doing this, do that , stop doing it, wow WiLd_TuRkeY :)
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> crash is a pimp with OpenSSH
15:00 <Student> lol 
15:00 <Student> you should be nice to people around you WiLd_TuRkeY :P
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> willdo
16:00 <crash> WiLd_TuRkeY doesn't need anymore love
16:00 <crash> he wants hate
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i hate hate
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its everything im agaisnt
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> HATERSSSS
16:00 <Skrotus> where's Shadowgate?
16:00 <Skrotus> he's always positive
16:00 <British^Meat> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> yer right
16:00 <Skrotus> except for when he's talking about negative people
17:00 <Skrotus> then he's really negative
17:00 <British^Meat> he is really positive towards simba :)
17:00 <Student> lol 
17:00 <Student> yum yum 
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats coz he busted simba 's cherry
17:00 <shadsam> LOL
18:00 <Student> lol what? simba's cherry 
18:00 <Sevi> you have to clean that off now :)
18:00 <Student> Ha Ha
18:00 <Skrotus> stebie: I think your repeat script should trigger on trout slaps
18:00 <Student> well i am sorry , and i am not going to clean that up for you 
18:00 <Student> Sevi you have to do it yourself, act like a grown up lol 
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> add the word "hello" to the banlist
18:00 <Skrotus> ehehe
18:00 <Skrotus> add lol
18:00 <shadsam> SKTUS IS CRYING
18:00 <Sevi> you made the mess you clean it
19:00 <Skrotus> I am
19:00 <Skrotus> :'(
19:00 <simba> Yoppie Yup Yoi
19:00 <Sevi> but I don't need a NaCN soaked towel
19:00 <Student> Sevi i just made you strawberry cream, learn to appreciate good things , ok :P
19:00 <crash> you can clean your face with it
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im sure simba doesnt mind if i steal his bandwidth
19:00 <Sevi> crash, now why would I use THAT to clean my face?
19:00 <Student> and how to steal bandwidth? :P
20:00 <Skrotus> I don't even know what NaCN is
20:00 <Sevi> Sodium Cyanide
20:00 <crash> Sevi does lol
20:00 <Student> it is one of the poisions
20:00 <Student> very deadly cynaide poision 
20:00 <Skrotus> I don't see how that can be abreiviated as NaCN
20:00 <Student> it can cause death instantly 
20:00 <Sevi> add it to water and you can produce hydrogen cyanide
20:00 <crash> elements Skrotus 
20:00 <Sevi> either way it'll kill yah
21:00 <Skrotus> ah
21:00 <Skrotus> I never did learn that table
21:00 <Student> Skrotus is acting all dumb 
21:00 <Student> his nick is Skrotus and he is acting dumb 
21:00 <shadsam> DUMBY
21:00 <Student> what a failure to his nick
21:00 <crash> H2o Skrotus :P
21:00 <Student> change your nick to something "Retarded" or like :P
21:00 <crash> i think i know about 10
21:00 <Skrotus> Student isn't very good with the english language and he resents the way I keep pointing it out
22:00 <Sevi> we use NaCN for gold leaching at work
22:00 <crash> though i never remember the substance formula thing
22:00 <Student> i am happy that you are back Skrotus, no worries here
22:00 <Sevi> you can use acid too, but we mainly do more NaCN leaching
22:00 <Student> you meant 22 Karate gold leaching?
22:00 <Sevi> *carat
23:00 <Student> *** carat
23:00 <Sevi> :P
23:00 <Skrotus> so does it have a recreational function beyond leaching gold?
23:00 <Student> i was not expecting tonuge, i was expecting answer to my question Sevi :P
23:00 <Skrotus> karate gold
23:00 <Skrotus> ehehe
24:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, I'm still giggling about that one too :)
24:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Sevi> no
24:00 <Sevi> is the answer to your question
24:00 <Student> I know KARATE , do not mess with me :P
24:00 <Skrotus> I see, this makes a lot more sense now
24:00 <Student> ok 
24:00 <Sevi> but obviously not the difference between karate and carat
24:00 <Skrotus> well I am totally in favour of poisoning crash, carry on
25:00 <Student> lol 
25:00 <Student> crash the crash 
25:00 <crash> sometimes
25:00 <Sevi> the purpose of the NaCN loaded cupcake was not to kill crash, it was for crash to feed it to someone else
26:00 <Student> using NaCN as murder weapon :P
26:00 <crash> you are very smart student
26:00 <Student> but they eventually reach up to you Sevi
26:00 <Skrotus> well anyone silly enough to eat a cupcake from crash has it coming I guess
26:00 <Sevi> LOL
26:00 <crash> agree
26:00 <Student> you are giving bad name to crash , he does not seem THAT BAD :P
27:00 <Sevi> shouldn't you say especially if crash got the cupcakes from Sevi?
27:00 <Skrotus> no
27:00 <Student> what do you think about Sevi, the one who is passing the murder weapon? :P
27:00 <Sevi> Student, I have one slight problem
27:00 <Student> slight ;)
27:00 <Student> we all have slight issues one way or other 
28:00 <Student> i hope that is "Sligh" not something else
28:00 <Student> *** slight
28:00 <Sevi> I have access to the NaCN through work, but the problem is that we record all the weight of it when we use it
28:00 <Student> and?
28:00 <Sevi> everything is recorded on log sheets
29:00 <Student> you seem smart enough to have a way out of it ? :)
29:00 <crash> just say you dropped some onto the floor
29:00 <Student> well i am not going to assist you on that :P i do not want to get my hands dirty :P
29:00 <Sevi> well we have a NaCN waste drum
30:00 <Student> here you go 
30:00 <Skrotus> do you work near melbourne Sevi?
30:00 <Skrotus> hi TheRon 
30:00 <TheRon> Is strawberry cream code?
30:00 <Sevi> why do I smell bitter almond?
30:00 <Student> lol TheDarkTruth
30:00 <TheRon> How's it?
30:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, I live nowhere near melb
30:00 <TheRon> I won bowls
30:00 <Skrotus> fair enough
30:00 <Student> bitter almond ;)
30:00 <Skrotus> in victoria?
30:00 <Sevi> nay
31:00 <TheRon> I drink in victory I drink in defeat
31:00 <Student> good try Skrotus
31:00 <Student> ONE can easily ask the person about where they live "NICELY" Skrotus :P
31:00 <Skrotus> yes it was an excellent try I agree
31:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, wild west :)
31:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sure what I was trying for
31:00 <Student> lol @ wild west 
31:00 <Student> story of your life Skrotus :P
32:00 <Skrotus> ah I was born in the west
32:00 <Skrotus> not gold though
32:00 <Skrotus> iron ore
32:00 <Student> lol
32:00 <Skrotus> hilarious I know
32:00 <Sevi> nothing wrong with that :)
32:00 <Sevi> we used to have 2 iron ore crews at work
32:00 <Skrotus> we left when I was very young
33:00 <Sevi> escaped while you could?
33:00 <Student> lol 
33:00 <Skrotus> well I was under 2
33:00 <TheRon> Speaking words of wisdom let it be
33:00 <Sevi> we lived in Carnarvon until I was 2
33:00 <Skrotus> my dad drove a truck but developed back problems
33:00 <Student> <Sevi> nothing wrong with that :) <Sevi> escaped while you could? <---- lol 
33:00 <Skrotus> I don't really remember it at all
33:00 <Student> now i am puzzled, if living on iron ores are good or bad :P
34:00 <Sevi> you so special
34:00 <Student> i mean on the head ? can you reach there :P
34:00 <TheRon> Where's the chicks?
34:00 <Student> i thought you were too short for peting my head 
34:00 <Sevi> I'm 5'9"
34:00 <Student> TheRon served for dinner
34:00 <Student> sure you are Sevi , i do not have any doubts lol 
34:00 <Sevi> no chicks here, just a couple of ducks and some geese :P
35:00 <TheRon> That's no good
35:00 <Student> lol @ no good
35:00 <Student> you broke him Sevi
35:00 <Sevi> YAY :D
35:00 <Student> so sad, i thought you are a good person but you are not Sevi :P
35:00 <Student> come on ;)
36:00 <Sevi> I am a good person, I just whapped you cos you seem to think I'm short
36:00 <Student> Ha ha
36:00 <Student> you are easy 
36:00 <Sevi> I am ?
36:00 <Student> some body think you are short, and you start whapping them Wow
36:00 <TheRon> I don't trust midgets
37:00 <Student> by the look of things , you seem to be loose control Sevi
37:00 <Sevi> loose or lose?
37:00 <Student> lose an "O"
37:00 <TheRon> Any mrs robinsons on here tonight"
37:00 <Sevi> at least it wasn't a whipping
38:00 <Student> i am still being examined :P
38:00 <Student> let see what is in the report
38:00 <Sevi> then you'd have a reason to go to the pharmacy, or possibly even hospital
38:00 <TheRon> Let's talk about the footy
38:00 <Skrotus> no
38:00 <Student> ha ha 
38:00 <Skrotus> I don't want to
38:00 <Sevi> I don't want to either
39:00 <Student> lol 
39:00 <Skrotus> thanks
39:00 <Sevi> welcome :)
39:00 <TheRon> Is handing someone a chocolate cupcake code?
39:00 <Student> it is easy to hand over cupcakes on irc 
39:00 <norti> Sevi are you f or M ?
39:00 <Student> no real problem 
39:00 <Student> just hand cake to them , Cool ;) i like IRC 
39:00 <Sevi> Student, I'd hand over a cupcake in person too
40:00 <TheRon> Cook is out
40:00 <Sevi> norti, all female :)
40:00 <Student> oh no no , it is better you hand over it on IRC 
40:00 <norti> ok thanks for that :))
40:00 <Sevi> yup
40:00 <TheRon> Aussie Aussie Aussie
40:00 <Skrotus> I really do like cake though
40:00 <Student> i would feel a lot SAFER when you transfer it via IRC Sevi
40:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, you can come visit ANY time :)
40:00 <TheRon> 3 for 135
40:00 <Skrotus> you're only saying that because you're on the other side of the country
41:00 <Student> :)
41:00 <Sevi> I'd say it if I was on the same side of the country too
41:00 <TheRon> Student you don't get laid much ey
41:00 <Student> lol TheRon
41:00 <Sevi> I like making cakes and I love sharing them with others :)
41:00 <Student> i would not like to comment on it TheRon
42:00 <Student> Good think Sevi
42:00 <TheRon> You're saying enough trust me
42:00 <Student> do you share them for free? :P
42:00 <Sevi> Student, yes
42:00 <Student> wow Sevi
42:00 <Sevi> I bake and take them to work
42:00 <Student> but one have to come to you in order to get the cake? :)
42:00 <Sevi> in this case YES
43:00 <Student> i thought your work is about making cakes
43:00 <Sevi> I make dirt cakes at work
43:00 <Sevi> you wouldn't want to eat them
43:00 <Student> lol @ dirt cakes
43:00 <TheRon> I like magic dirt
43:00 <Student> seems like some dirt for casting gold
43:00 <Skrotus> I think I liked some songs by magic dirt
43:00 <Student> or may be casting some other metal 
44:00 <Skrotus> or maybe I didn't, I can't think of any
44:00 <Skrotus> the lead chick was pretty cool though
44:00 <Student> Ha Ha the lead chick 
44:00 <TheRon> Adalita
44:00 <Skrotus> why do you capitalise the second ha?
44:00 <Student> because i capitalise the first one too 
44:00 <Student> ;)
45:00 <Student> simple is't it ?
45:00 <Skrotus> okay lets start again
45:00 <Student> ok
45:00 <Skrotus> why do you capitalise ha?
45:00 <Student> because i want to :) 
45:00 <TheRon> Too early for in the air tonight?
45:00 <Skrotus> I'd prefer invisible touch
46:00 <TheRon> In the air tonight makes me wanna wear a gorilla suit and play the drums
46:00 <Student> lol 
46:00 <Student> i would prefer if you become a man tonight :P
46:00 <TheRon> Pot kettle black
47:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al (Jun 16, 2011) 4:36 - Category: Music - 5,003,007 views - 24,404 likes (97.9%), 535 dislikes (2.1%)
47:00 <TheRon> Nice song
48:00 <Skrotus> chevy chase is a funny guy
48:00 <TheRon> Indeed
49:00 <Sevi> he's not my fave actor
49:00 <Student> i do not even know him :(
49:00 <TheRon> You sad pathetic fool
49:00 <Student> lol 
49:00 <Skrotus> well I wouldn't say he was my favourite
50:00 <Student> now i am a sad pathetic fool for not knowing chevy chase :P
50:00 <Skrotus> the three amigos was an excellent movie though
50:00 <Student> poor me :P lol 
50:00 <TheRon> Ever seen community?
50:00 <Skrotus> yeah
50:00 <Skrotus> he's pretty good in that too
50:00 <Skrotus> at being bad
50:00 <Skrotus> also, annie's boobs
51:00 <TheRon> Never actually watched
51:00 <TheRon> Only mentioned it because Chevy is in it
51:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YDzlidB4Zk
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Annies Boobs (Jun 15, 2012) 0:17 - Category: Comedy - 16,543 views - 25 likes (92.6%), 2 dislikes (7.4%)
53:00 <TheRon> Live and let die
53:00 <simba> not any more tho
53:00 <simba> it sux now and hes gone
53:00 <Skrotus> I haven't watched it in...I don't know
53:00 <simba> Warm cum.
54:00 <simba> season 4 was horrible to get through
54:00 <Skrotus> why do you keep doing that
54:00 <Skrotus> what does cum have to do with anything?
54:00 <simba> <Skrotus> cum
54:00 <TheRon> 4 for 146
54:00 <norti> we are on a roll :)
54:00 <TheRon> Indeed
55:00 <simba> Skrotus, cum has to do with everything
55:00 <Skrotus> well I guess
55:00 <TheRon> Tell your story walking pal
55:00 <\Romeo> hi TheRon
55:00 <simba> its a story
55:00 <\Romeo> Hi Simba
55:00 <TheRon> Howdy.
55:00 <\Romeo> :)
55:00 <simba> Howdy.
55:00 <\Romeo> how are you all?
56:00 <TheRon> 4 wickets down Romeo
56:00 <simba> howard yewall
56:00 <\Romeo> ah i c
56:00 <British^Meat> without cum there is no us
56:00 <Skrotus> I get that
56:00 <Skrotus> but why keep bring it up?
56:00 <simba> there is no tomorrow without cum
56:00 <simba> cum?
56:00 <simba> why constantly bring up cum?
56:00 <TheRon> Staines?
56:00 <simba> cum: the discussion
57:00 <simba> Hey, can we talk a little about cum?
57:00 <Skrotus> well if we have to
57:00 <\Romeo> another 2 beers for me today
57:00 <norti> i thought it was the solution ?
57:00 <TheRon> Lady cum?
57:00 <Student> he lost his mind , again 
57:00 <norti> roflmao
57:00 <Skrotus> shut up Student we're talking about cum
57:00 <\Romeo> better wash those bed sheets
57:00 <Student> lol 
57:00 <simba> got some cum on them romeo?
57:00 <TheRon> Mitchell Johnson makes the ladies moist
57:00 <\Romeo> mmm
58:00 <Sevi> I think I'll sit out on the cum convo topic
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> me too
58:00 <Student> lol Sevi
58:00 <simba> cum
58:00 <norti> lolol Sevi
58:00 <Student> are you sure about that Sevi?
58:00 <TheRon> I'm listening to invisible touch
58:00 <Skrotus> see
59:00 <simba> imagine if you saw invisible touch live
59:00 <Sevi> Student, are you up to date with all your shots?
59:00 <simba> would you... feel it
59:00 <Skrotus> when I was little I thought he was saying "physio chop shit"
59:00 <\Romeo> simba how deep is your love?
59:00 <TheRon> You like land of confusion?
59:00 <simba> how deep is your love how deep is your love
59:00 <\Romeo> hehe
59:00 <\Romeo> loveR 
59:00 <Student> Sevi yes pretty much 
00:00 <TheRon> More than a woman
00:00 <TheRon> Tragedy
00:00 <\Romeo> TheRon ever drink beer from a jug?
00:00 <simba> more than a crumpet
00:00 <British^Meat> 8 inches deep
00:00 <TheRon> Yes
00:00 <\Romeo> cool
00:00 <TheRon> It made me sick
00:00 <\Romeo> ok
00:00 <TheRon> It wasn't sterile
00:00 <\Romeo> mmm
01:00 <TheRon> Welcome to the hotel California
01:00 <Student> :)
01:00 <oceans90210> ...
01:00 <oceans90210> .)
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I only fuck smiling chicks
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> cause if they're smiling they don't havvev aids
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they be waling around frowning or crying. not smileing
02:00 <TheRon> I fuck any woman that will have me
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you're playing with fire
03:00 <TheRon> Fire?
03:00 <oceans90210> fire fly
03:00 <British^Meat> serenity
03:00 <British^Meat> THe movie not the chatter
04:00 <oceans90210> ?
04:00 <oceans90210> fuck
04:00 <oceans90210> another whore wth aids
04:00 <oceans90210> another whore with aids
04:00 <TheRon> Rent?
04:00 <romeo> im gunna cook shit up??!!?? 
05:00 <TheRon> Everyone has aids
05:00 <romeo> +1
05:00 <romeo> more
05:00 <romeo> +1 less
05:00 <romeo> do i sound stoned?
06:00 <TheRon> Not at all
06:00 <romeo> i c
06:00 <romeo> mmm
07:00 <crash> TheRon: what score did you bowl today ?
07:00 <TheRon> Huh?
08:00 <crash> you said you won bowls 
08:00 <TheRon> Which i did
08:00 <crash> do they have any scoring system in that game
08:00 <TheRon> It's a team game.
09:00 <crash> how do you know who wins ?
09:00 <TheRon> All rinks got up
10:00 <TheRon> I would explain but I have the cbf's
10:00 <crash> i figure it is similar to tennis
10:00 <TheRon> Pretty much
11:00 <crash> if you get more for trick shots i would play
11:00 <crash> lol
12:00 <TheRon> Bohemian rhapsody
13:00 <crash> wb as well Nikky` 
14:00 <Nikky`> Thanks crash :o)
15:00 <romeo> just had a cone
15:00 <romeo> fucken heat wave
15:00 <crash> ive got a light jumper on lol
15:00 <Skrotus> hi Nikky` hi Mew 
15:00 <British^Meat> romeo....
15:00 <British^Meat> why do you say stuff?
15:00 <crash> but i have all windows open so meh
15:00 <romeo> :)
15:00 <romeo> yes...
16:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skrotus :o)
16:00 <romeo> o i c
16:00 <romeo> um
16:00 <romeo> the voices in my head do the talking
16:00 <romeo> The ron
16:00 <romeo> i mean BM
17:00 <romeo> come fly away come fly away with me
17:00 <romeo> its all a compulsion
18:00 <romeo> you?
18:00 <romeo> why do you say stuff?
18:00 <romeo> +]
18:00 <romeo> \
19:00 <romeo> i love chicks
19:00 <British^Meat> ahem
19:00 <TheRon> Boobs?
19:00 <British^Meat> i say stuff to inform
19:00 <romeo> :)
19:00 <romeo> ah okay
19:00 <British^Meat> excepot when im giving that shit kicker pandas shit
19:00 <British^Meat> thats just mainly for fun, and i cant help myself :)
20:00 <Student> :)
21:00 <romeo> """
21:00 <TheRon> We all do it.
21:00 <Nikky`> Do what?
21:00 <romeo> The Ron would you like to hold the ashes?
21:00 <romeo> sex Nikky :P
22:00 <TheRon> Of course
22:00 <romeo> nice
22:00 <Nikky`> I don't have sex
22:00 <romeo> but you are a sex
22:00 <TheRon> Your as cold as ice
22:00 <Nikky`> So you were not a loser today, TheRon?
23:00 <TheRon> No
23:00 <crash> TheRon was turning heads on the greens today
23:00 <Nikky`> excellent
23:00 <TheRon> I carried our team to victory
24:00 <romeo> drugs
24:00 <romeo> 666
24:00 <romeo> i have no team
24:00 <wolfy> hi
25:00 <romeo> high
25:00 <crash> hey wolfy 
25:00 <crash> how goes it?
25:00 <wolfy> good
25:00 <crash> whats good ?
25:00 <wolfy> stuff
25:00 <romeo> G-00-D
25:00 <crash> you general well being
25:00 <romeo> stuff
26:00 <crash> stuff is going good
26:00 <romeo> what sortt of stuff?
26:00 <wolfy> alcohol
26:00 <romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeer
26:00 <wolfy> hmm
26:00 <TheRon> And I'm free, free falling
26:00 <romeo> pussy
27:00 <romeo> is
27:00 <romeo> good
27:00 <wolfy> totally broke my sisters computer 
27:00 <romeo> free fall into that
27:00 <wolfy> but shes left it here for over a year
27:00 <wolfy> so fuck her
27:00 <romeo> wolfy you do much at your place?
27:00 <TheRon> The white ball in bowls is called the kitty
28:00 <wolfy> yeh
28:00 <TheRon> So there's lots of pussy jokes
28:00 <romeo> cool
28:00 <wolfy> sometimes i smash computers with hammers
28:00 <romeo> i broke into a safe
28:00 <romeo> had valium in it
28:00 <romeo> and cash
28:00 <romeo> :)
29:00 <romeo> hammer
29:00 <romeo> mc hammer
29:00 <wolfy> im on a 50 inch screen
29:00 <romeo> nice
29:00 <romeo> what brand?
29:00 <wolfy> 50 inch plasma
29:00 <wolfy> panasonic
29:00 <romeo> cool
29:00 <wolfy> my laptop is hooked upto it
29:00 <TheRon> Sweet home Alabama
29:00 <wolfy> cause the screen is broken
30:00 <romeo> coffee
30:00 <romeo> mmm
31:00 <romeo> skool scool psyckool
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u un educated mutherfuckers what are u upto
31:00 <wolfy> too kool for school
31:00 <TheRon> Stoned much?
31:00 <romeo> more weeeeeed
31:00 <Skrotus> I am not
32:00 <TheRon> Not me
32:00 <romeo> i am the only pot head here?
32:00 <romeo> damn
32:00 <romeo> =)
32:00 <romeo> nirvana
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sales are going thru the roof romeo
32:00 <TheRon> Rape me?
32:00 <romeo> i c
32:00 <Skrotus> my friend
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive got 20ies, 30iues,40ies,50ies, or q';'s for 90
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bags $270
33:00 <romeo> sex for?
34:00 <romeo> %$%
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> never reall ventured into pro's
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
34:00 <romeo> ok
34:00 <romeo> woah 
34:00 <romeo> okay
34:00 <romeo> coffee
34:00 <romeo> time
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> that stuff i handled by men who can whoop ur arse
35:00 <romeo> ass
35:00 <romeo> *
35:00 <romeo> :P
35:00 <romeo> asses
35:00 <romeo> assets
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> call me when u want a kilo
35:00 <romeo> ok
35:00 <romeo> kilo lol
35:00 <romeo> nice
36:00 <crash> lol
37:00 <crash> q's and kilos
37:00 <romeo> 6789
37:00 <crash> quarter of a kilo for 90
37:00 <wolfy> got any music
37:00 <crash> not a bad price though
37:00 <wolfy> im bored
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fuck off
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
37:00 <wolfy> gonna get drunk
37:00 <wolfy> fuck off
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1/4 of a kilo for 90 noway
38:00 <crash> don't mix metric and imperial then :P
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a pound is $2700
38:00 <TheRon> A pounding really hurts
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we all know the emperor lives in japan
38:00 <Student> :)
39:00 <TheRon> And the emperor in star wars died
39:00 <romeo> Wild Turkey smoked any today?>
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> about to soon
39:00 <romeo> cool
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> after my lastbeer which im havin now
39:00 <romeo> um
39:00 <romeo> mmm
39:00 <Student> i thought you were a "clean" guy WiLd_TuRkeY
39:00 <TheRon> Straight edge?
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i am Student strictly booze n weed
40:00 <Student> lol 
40:00 <\Romeo> beer tastes horrid
40:00 <\Romeo> in my mouth
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i talk to everyone i should become a pollie
40:00 <wolfy> nah
40:00 <\Romeo> these days
40:00 <wolfy> beer tastes good
40:00 <\Romeo> mmm
41:00 <wolfy> i like those pure blondes
41:00 <TheRon> The wrap around stubbie holder is the best invention ever
42:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 366,206 views - 1,211 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
43:00 <TheRon> Springsteen - streets of Philadelphia
43:00 <wolfy> thats a good song
43:00 <TheRon> I must have aids
43:00 <wolfy> u like steely dan ?
44:00 <TheRon> Some
44:00 <\Romeo> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
44:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3zWSawJiw
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steely Dan- FM (No Static At All) (Dec 29, 2010) 4:32 - Category: Music - 261,870 views - 1,467 likes (99%), 15 dislikes (1%)
44:00 <\Romeo> --
44:00 <wolfy> fuck coffee drink some bourbon
44:00 <\Romeo> mmm
44:00 <wolfy> i just drink coffee cause caffeine
44:00 <TheRon> Scotch
45:00 <wolfy> yer
45:00 <Skrotus> irish coffee
45:00 <\Romeo> suki
45:00 <wolfy> caffeine hit
45:00 <\Romeo> suki?
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> meth at 7am
45:00 <Skrotus> no reason you can't have both
45:00 <\Romeo> ness
45:00 <\Romeo> lol
45:00 <\Romeo> theater room
45:00 <TheRon> Scotch is better than bourbon
45:00 <\Romeo> how so?
46:00 <TheRon> Tastes better
46:00 <\Romeo> ok
46:00 <\Romeo> but how so?
46:00 <TheRon> It just does
46:00 <\Romeo> suki?
46:00 <Skrotus> I prefer bourbon
46:00 <TheRon> Never had it
46:00 <\Romeo> mmm
47:00 <\Romeo> i like bulliet bourbon the most
47:00 <Nikky`> I prefer bourbon
47:00 <wolfy> i can drink anythin
48:00 <crash> urine
48:00 <wolfy> never drank urine
48:00 <\Romeo> Nikky`it must be hard work to fit into your clothes is it also hard work taking them off? 
48:00 <crash> scotch is garbage though
48:00 <wolfy> but i would
48:00 <wolfy> rum
48:00 <crash> bourbon
49:00 <\Romeo> woodstock
49:00 <crash> beer
49:00 <wolfy> i got woodstocks
49:00 <\Romeo> cool
49:00 <\Romeo> man
49:00 <wolfy> 440ml cans
49:00 <Nikky`> what kind of stupid question is that \Romeo
49:00 <\Romeo> ok sorry
49:00 <\Romeo> um but are you waering clothes today i would like to know?
49:00 <{LeE}> Nikky` crash
49:00 <crash> Nikky`: think its a pickup line
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lee
50:00 <crash> hey {LeE} 
50:00 <\Romeo> wearing*
50:00 <Nikky`> Its a sad pick up line
50:00 <{LeE}> hihi
50:00 <\Romeo>                                broken
50:00 <crash> yeah i just use the usual whats your favorite colour
51:00 <\Romeo> crash dated many chicks off irc or msn?
51:00 <TheRon> I use hi as my pick up line
51:00 <TheRon> Original ey
51:00 <{LeE}> BLUE n purple
51:00 <crash> \Romeo: 0
51:00 <\Romeo> damn
51:00 <\Romeo> okay
51:00 <Nikky`> Hey Stinkyface
51:00 <STINKFIST> sup sweetheart?
52:00 <\Romeo> Nikky` are you hungry?  
52:00 <\Romeo> i sure am
52:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot here, you? hows tricks?
53:00 <\Romeo> gotta go fishing
53:00 <Nikky`> No Romeo and no more quesstions
53:00 <\Romeo> ok
53:00 <\Romeo> note to self Nikky` no more questions
54:00 <\Romeo> any chicks wanna talk about thier day?
54:00 <Nikky`> haha thanks Sevi but you can wear them :P
54:00 <Sevi> ok
54:00 <TheRon> I see nikky in a bowls uniform
55:00 <crash> boots and riding crop works for me
55:00 <Nikky`> totally TheRon, so I can play on your team
55:00 <Nikky`> Of course it does crash 
55:00 <TheRon> We don't like women playing on our team
55:00 <\Romeo> Nikky looks weird with my beer googles on 
55:00 <STINKFIST> tricks are usual for me Nikky`
55:00 <crash> are you saying you look good in anything ?
55:00 <STINKFIST> getting rich ;)
55:00 <crash> or nothing ?
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Public Speaking Fundamentals
55:00 <crash> nothing works
56:00 <Nikky`> rich is over-rated
56:00 <Nikky`> says the poor girl haha
56:00 <STINKFIST> you can't be too rich
56:00 <Nikky`> Me crash?
56:00 <STINKFIST> only haters say otherwise
56:00 <crash> sure :)
56:00 <Sevi> crash, the idea is to wear the boots and nothing else, while holding that riding crop ready :P
56:00 <Nikky`> What TheRon? Rude
56:00 <doctor> get rich, buy a rocket ship, fly yourself into the sun. you will be remembered for ages
56:00 <\Romeo> can't even a
56:00 <\Romeo> mmm
56:00 <TheRon> It's a bowls thing
57:00 <\Romeo> can't even ask a girl questions
57:00 <crash> agressive approach Sevi 
57:00 <crash> :P
57:00 <TheRon> Women play the women, men play with the men.
57:00 <\Romeo> can't even ask a girl questions the Ron
57:00 <Sevi> you have a problem with that? :P
57:00 <\Romeo> can't even ask a girl questions Sevi
57:00 <Nikky`> That sounds like a gay thing TheRon :P
57:00 <crash> im sure its a bluff :P
58:00 <TheRon> We find women complain too much
58:00 <\Romeo> can't even ask a girl questions crash
58:00 <Sevi> crash it probably is
58:00 <Sevi> Romeo, i think its more of how you ask and who you ask
58:00 <\Romeo> i c
59:00 <Sevi> or maybe you just aren't that desirable
59:00 <\Romeo> pffft
59:00 <\Romeo> i turn 30 soon
59:00 <\Romeo> gunna got high
59:00 <\Romeo> ...
59:00 <Sevi> good for you
59:00 <\Romeo> or meet a chick
59:00 <wolfy> 30 is young
59:00 <\Romeo> :)
00:00 <\Romeo> 6:00 
00:00 <\Romeo> in perth
00:00 <\Romeo> pm
00:00 <wolfy> 7 news?
00:00 <Sevi> indeed it is
00:00 <Sevi> I should get my dinner on
01:00 <wolfy> on the news lol
02:00 <wolfy> people getting into fights in CBD
02:00 <crash> Sevi can't you just hire a cook
02:00 <Sevi> crash, nope unfortunately not
02:00 <Sevi> wanna come and cook my dinner for me?
02:00 <Sevi> I can feed you cake :P
02:00 <crash> haha
02:00 <Nikky`> crash cook? ha ha
02:00 <crash> can we test the cake on Nikky` first
03:00 <Sevi> nope
03:00 <crash> Nikky`: i can cook things that are not microwaved
03:00 <wolfy> i just eat cans of tuna
03:00 <crash> sometimes
03:00 <Sevi> crash, can you cook duck for me?
03:00 <Nikky`> what things tho?
03:00 <Sevi> I've got a whole duck in the fridge, I can tell you what you need to do
03:00 <crash> duck - cook not chef
03:00 <Sevi> btw, it'll take 80mins to cook
03:00 <wolfy> duck duck goose
03:00 <crash> has to come with instructions
03:00 <\Romeo> duck is mad
03:00 <wolfy> hah
04:00 <wolfy> im not hungry
04:00 <Sevi> crash, if you are cooking dinner for me, it'll be at my place, I can talk you through it
04:00 <wolfy> just want to drink
04:00 <\Romeo> im hell hungry
04:00 <wolfy> and smoke
04:00 <TheRon> Duck duck goose is a drinking game
04:00 <\Romeo> i only have rollies
04:00 <crash> Nikky`: eggs
04:00 <\Romeo> duck is mad
04:00 <crash> umm red meat :P
04:00 <crash> fish
05:00 <wolfy> lol 
05:00 <wolfy> ban
05:00 <wolfy> poor romeo
05:00 <Nikky`> So the basics, how I also cook haha
05:00 <wolfy> put in the oven ?
05:00 <wolfy> simple really
05:00 <crash> people say they can cook all the time but are just using ready made sauces and bases
05:00 <STINKFIST> Sevi, turn the oven onto max
06:00 <STINKFIST> and head up a massive pot of oil
06:00 <STINKFIST> when it is boiling, drop the whole cunt in
06:00 <STINKFIST> it should bubble like a bitch
06:00 <STINKFIST> once it stops
06:00 <STINKFIST> pull it out, put it on a tray to let it drip
06:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
06:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
06:00 <crash> Nikky`: lol it works :P
06:00 <wolfy> simpletons the idiots hand deliver you the bomb so you feelin it my status high technical delerious simpletons the idiots
06:00 <STINKFIST> rub the prick down with towel once its cool enough then stick it in the oven for 40 minutes
06:00 <crash> its working for you as well
06:00 <Nikky`> It does crash
06:00 <STINKFIST> get Peking on yo ass
06:00 <crash> did you change your diet much now you are hitting the gym ?
06:00 <wolfy> im bustin out rhymes on the melb chat
06:00 <Sevi> STINKFIST thanks but I'll skip the oil bath :D
07:00 <STINKFIST> kids these days
07:00 <STINKFIST> don't know how to flash fry shit :P
07:00 <Nikky`> I just try and be good crash
07:00 <crash> cheese is good
07:00 <Nikky`> cheese is but I try and avoid it
07:00 <Sevi> melted cheese?
07:00 <Nikky`> cheese n bread doesn't agree with me much
08:00 <Sevi> skip the bread
08:00 <Sevi> just eat the cheese
08:00 <crash> melted chesse is a kids meal
08:00 <crash> melted cheese on toast with tomato sauce
08:00 <wolfy> heat wave in perth
08:00 <wolfy> 40 degrees
08:00 <simba> that sounds more like a budget meal
08:00 <Nikky`> sauce? freak
08:00 <Sevi> wolfy thats why i have the air con on :D
08:00 <wolfy> same
08:00 <Sevi> its 23C in my house :)
08:00 <wolfy> my aircons on 23 degrees too
08:00 <wolfy> lol
08:00 <crash> Nikky`: lol - tomato sauce was good back then
08:00 <crash> i grew out of it though
08:00 <Sevi> wolfy get out of my house :P
09:00 <wolfy> haha
09:00 <TheRon> Do you ppl eat breakfast, lunch or brunch?
09:00 <Sevi> crash, can I have that with smoked hickory bbq sauce pls ?
09:00 <wolfy> i cant handle the heat
09:00 <TheRon> I'm a fan of brunch
09:00 <crash> Sevi: only got tomato sauce
09:00 <{LeE}> crash 
09:00 <wolfy> beer helps in summer
09:00 <{LeE}> sif ignore me 
09:00 <crash> that and soy
09:00 <Sevi> crash, I have it in my fridge :)
10:00 <crash> now you just need cheese and bread
11:00 <crash> and someone to cook it i suppose
22:00 <Sevi> this lil miss loves cold drinks :)
22:00 <crash> thats a big freezer
23:00 <Sevi> I have 2 fridges and a 200L freezer
23:00 <Sevi> though fridge #2 is the beer fridge
23:00 <crash> is that one unlocked ?
23:00 <Sevi> yup
23:00 <Sevi> it stores the kegs in it
23:00 <crash> oh sweet - be right there !!!
24:00 <Sevi> it probs has bees nees and a couple of german beers in it
24:00 <STINKFIST> ITS GOT MY NAME ON IT
24:00 <Sevi> gotta find my house first :P
24:00 <wolfy> german beers
24:00 <wolfy> nice
25:00 <Zade> i hate it when you cant find your place
25:00 <crash> germans
25:00 <Sevi> I know where I live :P
25:00 <wolfy> when ya drunk?
25:00 <Loof> Installing steam os
25:00 <wolfy> ever got lost ?
25:00 <wolfy> lol
25:00 <wolfy> i got lost once
25:00 <frayedknot> Loof the new Debian based one?
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