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00:00 <British^Meat> is that what happened to you Transmatron?
00:00 <Transmatron> criminals and psychopaths and rapists start early
00:00 <Transmatron> this is a definite sign
00:00 <British^Meat> did a boy try to kiss you?
00:00 <Transmatron> no, your dad tried to kiss me
00:00 <beehhh> British people have morals n humor the guy swim on the river to protest with his curry wife
01:00 <georgeandwell> i reckon beeh hangs out in those gay hook up places in the park
01:00 <beehhh> brb poo on a grave
02:00 <Transmatron> gay beats
02:00 <Transmatron> i went to one unknowingly
02:00 <georgeandwell> yeah beats
02:00 <georgeandwell> u gotta know where it is
02:00 <Transmatron> a isolated carpark near a beach
02:00 <georgeandwell> theyll just walk around
03:00 <Transmatron> i went there to park at around 10 one night to eat the maccas i bought after work
03:00 <georgeandwell> until some other dude walks up
03:00 <Transmatron> yeah i was sitting in my car
03:00 <Transmatron> there were some dudes around
03:00 <Transmatron> i was there for about 15mins
04:00 <georgeandwell> yeah 
04:00 <Transmatron> 3 came up to knock on my window 
04:00 <georgeandwell> thats the culture
04:00 <Transmatron> asking 'how are you tonight?' 'cold night tonight isn't it" etc
04:00 <Transmatron> trying to strike up a convo
04:00 <Transmatron> i was like uhhhh yeah man just leave me alone
05:00 <Transmatron> gay or not i normally dont like strangers approaching me anyway
05:00 <georgeandwell> but wondered in their turf 
05:00 <georgeandwell> so what u expect
05:00 <Transmatron> i didnt know at the time
05:00 <Transmatron> after i told me mate about it once i got home
06:00 <Transmatron> was when i found out
06:00 <georgeandwell> yeah it happens
06:00 <Transmatron> it sorta feels good though i guess
06:00 <Transmatron> to have ppl desiring you
06:00 <Transmatron> even if its from a homo
07:00 <Transmatron> it still means that u are at least abit attractive 
07:00 <georgeandwell> gay and gay is an easy done deal
07:00 <partay> Homos don't care
07:00 <georgeandwell> women are hard to get
07:00 <partay> georgeandwell:  lol
07:00 <georgeandwell> gay dudes not havev probs
07:00 <partay> Women are easy
08:00 <Scattered> only the good ones
08:00 <partay> Easy
08:00 <georgeandwell> to get some pussy
08:00 <Transmatron> yeah fat women are easy to get
08:00 <georgeandwell> if first have to qualify
08:00 <Transmatron> they play hard to get at first
08:00 <georgeandwell> then u gotta prove urself worthy...
08:00 <Transmatron> but they are really insecure 
09:00 <georgeandwell> all girls are insecure
09:00 <georgeandwell> they are a weaker sex...
09:00 <georgeandwell> but males just want pussy
09:00 <Transmatron> how are they a weaker sex?
09:00 <Scattered> very true georgeandwell
09:00 <georgeandwell> well
09:00 <partay> georgeandwell: It's all about the penis 
09:00 <Scattered> and the more we get the happier we are
10:00 <georgeandwell> the man does all the work....
10:00 <partay> lol
10:00 <Transmatron> i wish renee was here right now
10:00 <georgeandwell> if a woman had to do the same amount of work and confidenced required for a mans role, they would not do well in the job
10:00 <Transmatron> `seen renee
10:00 <prowl> Transmatron, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 8 weeks 1 day 23 hours 19 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
10:00 <partay> georgeandwell: You've never been fucked
11:00 <georgeandwell> thats why they are the weaker sex
11:00 <georgeandwell> they are even too afraid to approach a man they fancy
11:00 <Transmatron> lol partay
11:00 <georgeandwell> but a man would approach many women he just slightly horny for
11:00 <Transmatron> he is so a virgin
11:00 <partay> Easy to tell
11:00 <partay> No idea
12:00 <georgeandwell> its just my insighfulness rather than just believing in what society tells people to believe most of which is wrong
12:00 <Rice> i am a virgin
12:00 <BlackDevil> make me goto bed
12:00 <BlackDevil> too much red bull
12:00 <partay> georgeandwell: No. It's you know nothing about women 
12:00 <partay> Not a thing 
13:00 <BlackDevil> no one know anything about a women
13:00 <partay> It's obvious 
13:00 <BlackDevil> even women dont know about themselves
13:00 <georgeandwell> i still reckon the man does 70% of the courage and work
14:00 <georgeandwell> while woman requires only 30%
14:00 <partay> georgeandwell: Before my current partner. Chicks would approach me all the time
15:00 <georgeandwell> if for a woman u dont have to do it, u just watch, u think its easy...like all things if u are just watching a football game..u think its easy to score a try
15:00 <partay> georgeandwell: Just be quiet 
15:00 <partay> Ever had a gf? 
16:00 <partay> If no. Then stfu
20:00 <simba> levi strauss
21:00 <Student> levi O sa
21:00 <faux> omg
21:00 <faux> Student
21:00 <faux> i have been waiting for you to come online forever
21:00 <faux> so i can show you this article
21:00 <faux> http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/11/arab-women-going-anal/
22:00 <faux> please read and give me your thoughts, cheers
22:00 <Student> ok, i will try 
23:00 <simba> hottest arab woman of 2013 is johnny knoxville from the new smash hit tv series jackass
23:00 <Student> so a arab woman can shine within a man? ;) wow
24:00 <simba> Student how many pairs of undies do you go through a week
24:00 <simba> do you wear new ones every day?
25:00 <faux> did you read it
25:00 <faux> its not about SHINING with a man
25:00 <faux> its about copping cock in the ass like i told you they do
25:00 <Student>  In summary, like all organized religions, Islam turns out to be very good to men who dig butt sex. <---- Ha Ha Ha
25:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <simba> what if u had anal sex with god?
26:00 <Student> simba it all depends on the amount of sport i play in the week 
27:00 <simba> what if u fuck god in the ass whilst smoking tobacco
27:00 <simba> do ur undies get dirty during cricket
27:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1463496_10152009319633956_2098676974_n.jpg
27:00 <Student> faux the article seem to be more of a one way info by a single person 
28:00 <faux> lol doodle i just pasted that
28:00 <Student> simba they do not get dirty but i still get them wash any way 
28:00 <Doodle> oh
28:00 <Doodle> :/
28:00 <faux> also
28:00 <faux> i have a story for you
28:00 <Doodle> does it have a happy ending
28:00 <Doodle> and i mean that in the filthiest way possible
28:00 <Student> it there is no happy ending, it has not reach the end yet ;l)
28:00 <simba> <Student> simba they do not get dirty but i still get them wash any way - water waster
29:00 <Student> simba ha ha ;)
29:00 <faux> back in the day this guy my friend was in love with had the number plate "3ZACRD" and she was llike "WHY would he get his address as his number plate" - she thought it said 3 Zac Rd ... but it was really 3's a crowd. rofl.
29:00 <simba> hahahahaha 
29:00 <simba> 3ZKUMPNY
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> 2z
29:00 <Doodle> loool
30:00 <megamanga> gby*plz
30:00 <simba> 2EZBRO
30:00 <Student> 3ZATSME
30:00 <Doodle> 3ZACRD is pretty fucking gay
30:00 <faux> this is the same friend that thought streets were in alphabetical order
30:00 <Doodle> was he leb by any chance
30:00 <simba> megamangas number plate is 5UP3R_M4R10
30:00 <faux> will it make a difference if i say no
30:00 <megamanga> did he drive a civic?
30:00 <faux> no it was a small convertible
30:00 <megamanga> i dont have custom plates, cops remember them
30:00 <faux> this other dude had RUW33T as in r u wet
31:00 <simba> youre always running from the law, arent you megamanga
31:00 <Doodle> :/
31:00 <faux> and we always used to tease him and be like R U WEETBIX
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <megamanga> yeah simba
31:00 <faux> dumcunt
31:00 <megamanga> BREAKIN THE LAW BREAKIN THE LAWWWWWWWWW
31:00 <simba> but theyll never catch 5UP3R_M4R10
31:00 <faux> 2 long
31:00 <megamanga> simba: well greased up deaf guy was too long for a plate
31:00 <faux>  OSOLOW
31:00 <Doodle> OSOGAY
31:00 <faux> UGANGA is my fave
32:00 <Doodle> they cant even spell uganda properly
32:00 <megamanga> bbl
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <Doodle> ...
32:00 <simba> obsessed fan of friends gets ILBTHR4U
32:00 <faux> wtf
32:00 <faux> friens status
32:00 <faux> "can gum disease be treated just by brushing"
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Student> fry status?
32:00 <faux> I DUNO C UR DENTIST
32:00 <faux> now im curious 
32:00 <faux> dammit
32:00 <faux> i hate questions
33:00 <Cripla> Meowwwwwwwwwwww
33:00 <Cripla> Hi lovers
33:00 <Student> :)
33:00 <Student> some one is in Love
34:00 <Doodle> hai Cripla
34:00 <Cripla> hows things broskii
34:00 <TehIceQueen> oh god why does it keep coming back
35:00 <Doodle> same old nigga
36:00 <simba> Student masturbates to the very thought of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cats Musical - Memory (Jul 22, 2007) 3:53 - Category: Music - 14,782,051 views - 37,122 likes (97.1%), 1,090 dislikes (2.9%)
36:00 <Student> simba good try but to no avail ;)
36:00 <faux> hey crippy
36:00 <simba> try?
36:00 <simba> this isnt rugby mate
36:00 <Student> simba if you want to say about your "sexual preferences" , you are more than welcome to talk about them without using my "nick"
36:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Student> rugby? i thought it was a basket ball by "molten" ;)
39:00 <Student> oppssss
40:00 <Student> where are we? ;)
42:00 <Cripla> ...
42:00 <Cripla> yay
43:00 <Cripla> wb splitters
44:00 <TehIceQueen> nuh uh
44:00 <TehIceQueen> we kept chanop
44:00 <TehIceQueen> youre the splitters
44:00 <faux> ggg
44:00 <faux> idk if you goti t
44:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=853_DQPS2L8
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fairuz - tik, tik, tik! ya em sleiman (Nov 3, 2006) 2:05 - Category: Music - 985,747 views - 717 likes (88.7%), 91 dislikes (11.3%)
44:00 <faux> this one
44:00 <simba> i got owned
44:00 <faux> omg
44:00 <faux> me 
44:00 <faux> 2
44:00 <faux> and i just spoke to myself thinking yo uwre here
45:00 <simba> talked 2 myself... wished it was u,,,
45:00 <faux> idk if you got the last song i pasted
45:00 <Student> nice italics 
45:00 <faux> my grandma and dad used to sing it to me growing up
45:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=853_DQPS2L8
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fairuz - tik, tik, tik! ya em sleiman (Nov 3, 2006) 2:05 - Category: Music - 985,747 views - 717 likes (88.7%), 91 dislikes (11.3%)
45:00 <faux> besssst
45:00 <simba> i listen
46:00 <Student> i just realized that singing the right song is so crucial for the baby's brain to grow ;)
46:00 <faux> tik tik tik ya em sleimannnnnnn tik tik tik jowzik wan kennn tik tik tik ken bil 7atliii 3am byi2tof khokh ou remennnnnn
47:00 <whalebacker> Meh.
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Student> :)
48:00 <simba> nise
48:00 <whalebacker> Hahah.
49:00 <simba> cant find any of the trax im looking 4
52:00 <Student> !help prowl
52:00 <Student> prowl !help 
52:00 <simba> lol faux listen 2 this pleas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdj54cN3TOU
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sto keli 33 (Nov 18, 2008) 3:15 - Category: Music - 1,421,822 views - 2,695 likes (97.5%), 68 dislikes (2.5%)
52:00 <simba> i like the tempo and the instruments in these songs
54:00 <Student> i like the gold fish 
54:00 <Student> ;)
59:00 <faux> i like that
59:00 <faux> its fun
00:00 <faux> ugh https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1464611_260023444154619_1122858547_n.jpg
00:00 <megamanga> lolll
00:00 <doctor> that looks lazy
01:00 <simba> i cant be bothered, all ah, do it tomorrow
02:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/this-guy-travelled-the-country-in-a-pink-tutu-just-to-make-h
02:00 <doctor> insha allah
02:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> Couldn't he have just used photoshop next to all those places? Its sweet and all, but this guy looks to be having a lot of fun whilst she is lying in her deathbed getting chemo. I would be next to someone i loved 24/7 if they were diagnosed, not prancing around the countryside taking gay photos, but thats just me.
04:00 <faux> lol.
06:00 <doctor> haha
06:00 <Serenity> im so bored of mediocre people doing dumb shit to get their 0.5 seconds of fame
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <doctor> you'd be one of the very few Serenity
07:00 <Serenity> unfortunately doctor
07:00 <megamanga> id fingerbash a news reporter on tv for 5 seconds of fame
07:00 <megamanga> shed probably tke the whole fist though
08:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-internet-turned-a-guys-wife-into-a-brand-new-meme-after
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <megamanga> i love when patrol drivers dont answer the radio
08:00 <megamanga> they dont know i gps track them
09:00 <doctor> they at the pub?
09:00 <megamanga> it's where i'd be
11:00 <doctor> wish them a merry ol time and maybe they might even invite you out on one of their patrols
11:00 <Student> :)
11:00 <doctor> hello Student
11:00 <Cripla> Im soooooooooooooo bored
12:00 <doctor> those extra o's explain everything
12:00 <Student> hello doctor :) nice to see ya chatting
12:00 <doctor> you aswell
13:00 <Student> :)
15:00 <thestig> the doc
15:00 <thestig> docore :p
15:00 <thestig> doctore*
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> dasd
25:00 <punknut> hey guys
25:00 <punknut> tis i
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
25:00 <punknut> sup
25:00 <megamanga> fucken aye
26:00 <punknut> my fb games are being gay as hell
26:00 <punknut> so i thought id try you mob
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> never played one
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
26:00 <punknut> eh
26:00 <punknut> slotomania
26:00 <punknut> ftw most of the time
26:00 <punknut> but im getting sick of my firefox not loading it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait to play infinite crisis
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> beta
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo woo run round as joker kill in cunts
26:00 <punknut> cant wait to find a hack for slotomania that works
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
26:00 <punknut> ;)
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on a map called Stonehaven
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i should be hiiiigh
27:00 <punknut> there is one ... but slotomania aint loading for me
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
27:00 <punknut> fuckin sucks
28:00 <punknut> try loading slotomania on firefox = fail
28:00 <punknut> wont even get a loading bar up
28:00 <punknut> if i could i would rephrase that
28:00 <punknut> but it's too late lol
30:00 <whalebacker> Hmmmmmmm.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playin Ghosts
30:00 <PandasDontDrive>  gettin used to sensitivity 20 INSANE
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
38:00 <Cripla> http://youtu.be/fZQl0QB-aHY
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What Does The Kid Say (Ylvis - The Fox Parody) (Dec 3, 2013) 3:33 - Category: Music - 256,009 views - 1,657 likes (48.7%), 1,745 dislikes (51.3%)
39:00 <Cripla> wipe me wipe me wipe mah but
51:00 <whalebacker> Murgh..
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tonight
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> we drink
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> water.
56:00 <Skirmish> Me too! 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
16:00 <AngrymanXL> what does it mean when milk comes out like cream?
16:00 <Mew> drink up
17:00 <AngrymanXL> i'm not drinking up. Looks like ultra full cream milk.
17:00 <megamanga> it means ITS SO CREAMY
17:00 <Skirmish> Do you have difficulty reading a use by label?
18:00 <AngrymanXL> its used by date is 23/12
18:00 <AngrymanXL> its not off it's just too thick! like cream.
18:00 <megamanga> then its off...
18:00 <AngrymanXL> off milk smells sour and comes out clumpy.
19:00 <Mew> hahaha meg
20:00 <Mew> what brand is it
20:00 <AngrymanXL> Paul's
20:00 <Mew> does it say custard on the front?
20:00 <megamanga> did a fat bitch with tuck shop arms sell you it while judging you
20:00 <megamanga> LOL
20:00 <AngrymanXL> I had a 3/4 glass full and ran out so I opened a new one and it was all creamy. I could have just settled for that 3/4 glass of milk.
21:00 <Serenity> ROFL @ does it say custard on the front
21:00 <AngrymanXL> it does pour like custard.
21:00 <AngrymanXL> it's milk though.
21:00 <Serenity> take a pic for us
23:00 <megamanga> make sure to timestamp it
23:00 <megamanga> with #melbourne
23:00 <Mew> and "i <3 mew"
23:00 <Mew> pls
27:00 <The_Baron> you're greater than the number 3?
28:00 <Mew> yip yip yip ahuh
28:00 <megamanga> shes obviously a rational number greater than 3
28:00 <Mew> greeeeeater
28:00 <megamanga> wait
28:00 <megamanga> less
28:00 <megamanga> fuck
28:00 <megamanga> ill go back to looking at porn
29:00 <Mew> dun b lyk dat
29:00 <The_Baron> dun tawk lyk sum lebo dumkunt
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <Mew> oh i didnt say it like a lebo in my head
30:00 <Mew> it was like a sweet innocent catholic school girl
30:00 <Mew> like everything i say in my head
30:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/3TIWj.gif
31:00 <AngrymanXL> http://members.optusnet.com.au/kelvin.dudd//wtfmilk.jpg
31:00 <The_Baron> as long as u said it in a short tartan skirt and u were licking a oversized lollypop
31:00 <The_Baron> I forgive you
31:00 <Mew> Elements mum has a vagina like a yip yips mouth
31:00 <megamanga> so blurry, much focus many skills
31:00 <AngrymanXL> you can tell though
31:00 <AngrymanXL> look at how thick that shit is... looks like mucus 
32:00 <Mew> i hope thats your finger AngrymanXL
32:00 <AngrymanXL> it's my penis.
34:00 <The_Baron> that aint no fuckin milk
34:00 <AngrymanXL> I'm going to sue Paul's for  $1M
34:00 <megamanga> haha fuck i just started watching daria again
34:00 <AngrymanXL> They ruined my night.
35:00 <The_Baron> daria is great
35:00 <The_Baron> got all the seasons
36:00 <megamanga> the unaired one was doing my head in
36:00 <megamanga> all flickering outlines
37:00 <Mew> omg i had daria on my old laptop :( fu meg
38:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/16118_10151351127063708_1060988860_n.jpg
38:00 <Mew> thats been my fb cover photo for over a year
38:00 <Mew> lol
38:00 <megamanga> haha thats fucken sick
39:00 <megamanga> i forgot about the counselor ugh
45:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo. gonna go watch OZ or something
46:00 <Transmatron> im the adebesi of this room
46:00 <Mew> yeah its bedtime ngrz
22:00 <cacuminate> Heh.
22:00 <shadsam> oo
22:00 <shadsam> \/
23:00 <cacuminate> What's this channel doing silent at this time of day?
23:00 <cacuminate> It should be full of horny drunk people.
27:00 <BlackDevil> wow
27:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9fc_1386676683
27:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Massive steel X (Date: Dec-9-2013, 6 hours ago) - Views: 10182 - Played: 8032
32:00 <shadsam> lol
32:00 <shadsam> true
33:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
37:00 <shadsam> lol
41:00 <BlackDevil> A man was killed Tuesday while trying to siphon gas
56:00 <Loof> my cocks on fire, FOR MORE DICK!
05:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:ping
13:00 <shadsam> hi
25:00 <Loof> ahhh that first coffee of the day
30:00 <William> are you about to code, Loof 
30:00 <Loof> you guessed it :)
31:00 <Loof> trying to connect a local tomcat server to a remote mysql database
31:00 <Loof> not having much luck
31:00 <Loof> it's only for fun though
31:00 <Loof> so if i cant do it
31:00 <Loof> doesn't matter
31:00 <Loof> just doing it so i know i can
50:00 <shadsam> loof new track
52:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-mystic
58:00 <shadsam> lol
58:00 <Loof_> sorry pc crashed
58:00 <shadsam> k dude
58:00 <Loof_> listening now
58:00 <shadsam> k
58:00 <Loof_> sounds awesome man
58:00 <Loof_> very good
58:00 <shadsam> does it
59:00 <shadsam> my speakers i only got headphones
59:00 <Loof_> what do you think of the game so far: http://i.imgur.com/R4qDpjz.jpg
59:00 <shadsam> saw tht yesty
59:00 <shadsam> looks mad
59:00 <Loof_> imagine driving around that city with your music
59:00 <shadsam> indeed
00:00 <Loof_> got TONNES of car models
00:00 <shadsam> k
00:00 <Loof_> and people/pets walking around
00:00 <shadsam> nice one
00:00 <Loof_> just gonna be a toddlers game but toddlers games are where the easy $$$ is
01:00 <Loof_> easier to impress them
01:00 <Loof_> they want adults stuff not kids stuff i've noticed with my son too when it comes to games
01:00 <shadsam> ok
01:00 <shadsam> cool
01:00 <Loof_> so call it a toddler game but really it's more serious
02:00 <shadsam> yeah
02:00 <Loof_> this sounds awesome man!
02:00 <Loof_> the bass!
02:00 <shadsam> yup
02:00 <Loof_> keep our fingers crossed
02:00 <Loof_> we could make some big bucks
02:00 <shadsam> awesome
02:00 <shadsam> need it
03:00 <Loof_> i'm paying 33% profit to the audio person
03:00 <Loof_> 33% to programmer
03:00 <Loof_> 33% to artist
03:00 <shadsam> ok
28:00 <shadsam> joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
30:00 <shadsam> Z-Lined)
30:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
40:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
43:00 <shadsam> wb dude
43:00 <Loof> ty
43:00 <Loof> faux / fawks what do u think of these? http://www.8gogo.com/products/men-shoes/other-brands/asics/asics-gel-nimbus-8-men-002-17023.html
57:00 <frontopontine> Heh.
01:00 <Loof> fuck off with ur Heh. fucktard
06:00 <shadz> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
15:00 <shadsam> wb all
15:00 <shadsam> hi
17:00 <shads> hmm
17:00 <shads> hehe
19:00 <shads> fuxy
19:00 <shads> wb
19:00 <shads> all me MATES are goons
24:00 <shads> lol
35:00 <shads> o,o
49:00 <shads> ?????????????????????
53:00 <crash> to early for irc
01:00 <BlackDevil> lulz http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/09/boyfriend-suicide-shopping_n_4414873.html
01:00 <BlackDevil> Man Reportedly Jumps To His Death In Chinese Mall After Girlfriend's Shopping Spree
10:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1476423_706099272742209_911061377_n.png 
15:00 <Ripsta> o/
15:00 <johninja> \0
15:00 <Ripsta> hello
16:00 <johninja> hi
16:00 <johninja> i come in peace
16:00 <Ripsta> still early aint it
16:00 <johninja> yeah
16:00 <Ripsta> every1 sleeping
16:00 <johninja> still half asleep
16:00 <Ripsta> im drinking some coca cola
16:00 <Ripsta> u>?
16:00 <johninja> just water here
17:00 <johninja> contemplating a shower an brekky
17:00 <Ripsta> i insist a shower n breaky
17:00 <johninja> yeah does sound like a solid plan
17:00 <Ripsta> feel good after
17:00 <johninja> either that or go baack to bed
17:00 <johninja> :/
17:00 <johninja> yeh fk it
17:00 <Ripsta> hehe
20:00 <johninja> ttyl
35:00 <shads> np: Roger Sanchez - Another Chance [03:26m/326Kbps/44KHz]
44:00 <shads> :))
44:00 <Ripsta> wassssup
44:00 <shads> yo
44:00 <Ripsta> fully recovered 
44:00 <Ripsta> ready for more
44:00 <Ripsta> lulz
44:00 <shads> just had an apple pie burnt my tounge
44:00 <Ripsta> aha
45:00 <shads> yeah i get paid tonight
45:00 <Ripsta> im sippin on some cola
45:00 <shads> k
49:00 <BlackDevil> i like touching my fallace
18:00 <BlackDevil> so trying
18:00 <BlackDevil> to 
18:00 <BlackDevil> catch
18:00 <BlackDevil> up
18:00 <BlackDevil> to movies and telelvsion
19:00 <BlackDevil> yes thats how you spell television
22:00 <Loof> fuck playing bf4 with a 2 year old hanging off your mouse arm is impossible
30:00 <BlackDevil> -
40:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
41:00 <Loof> hey Cripla :)
47:00 <shads> `seen simba'
47:00 <prowl> shads, simba'? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember simba'.
47:00 <shads> `seen simba
47:00 <prowl> shads, simba ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 21 minutes ago (11.12. 09:26) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 day 21 hours 16 minutes there.
48:00 <Cripla> `seen theRain
48:00 <prowl> Cripla, I don't remember seeing theRain.
48:00 <Cripla> have u ever seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the raiin
48:00 <Cripla> `seen whatTheFoxSays
49:00 <prowl> Cripla, I don't remember seeing whatTheFoxSays.
49:00 <Cripla> hhhiihnniiiiningningningittitiittit1
49:00 <megamanga> RINGADINGDINGDING DINGDINGDING
50:00 <megamanga> what does the fawks say
51:00 <fawks> stfu
51:00 <megamanga> :D
51:00 <fawks> :D
51:00 <fawks> hi
52:00 <megamanga> hai
53:00 <Cripla> hiii fawksss
56:00 <Bastardly_One> morning scumbags
56:00 <fawks> hi Cripla <3
58:00 <Bastardly_One> someone's forgotten to tell this city what season it is
58:00 <Loof> i'm gonna grow 2 pounds quarterly Bastardly_One 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
58:00 <Loof> scrog / rdwc
59:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me your address when they mature
59:00 <Loof> can't believe i can make $2500 a month in a 2x2 metre closet
59:00 <Loof> not telling anyone my address lol
04:00 <Cripla> except for me loof
04:00 <Cripla> ill test it with my scientificly proven lungs
04:00 <partay> 48 mins and counting 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get it Cripla when I work with him
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and we'll go visit one day
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when he's out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
05:00 <BlackDevil> dont you hate long nose hairs?
05:00 <Cripla> yes. yes we will
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do
05:00 <Cripla> wait no
05:00 <Cripla> no we wont
05:00 <BlackDevil> and you have to pluck them
06:00 <partay> BlackDevil: Errr got a pair of clippers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> mine tend to get singed on the bong
06:00 <partay> Noob 
06:00 <BlackDevil> i try to wax
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking rain ... I want to spend money
07:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'll have to spend the whole day smoking again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shame
08:00 <Cripla> im sooo bored
08:00 <Loof> what do you think of these graphics on a mobile Bastardly_One ?
08:00 <Cripla> ima head over to a mates for a bit i think
08:00 <Loof> found a proceedural city generater
08:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/pAKVLfF.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what graphics?
08:00 <Loof> ^
08:00 <Cripla> ^^^^^^^^^^^
08:00 <Cripla> morning loof
08:00 <Loof> hey man :)
09:00 <Loof> u baked?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Cripla, you're always welcome to meet up one day for a smoke or some shit
09:00 <Cripla> hows things broski
09:00 <megamanga> im playing a game with a procedural map generator
09:00 <Loof> good now
09:00 <megamanga> starbound
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
09:00 <Cripla> we will have to do that one day soon Bastardly_One
09:00 <Loof> 2 year old was stressful earlier
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playing dont think about wanking
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice graphics
09:00 <Loof> nice megamanga
09:00 <Cripla> replay of my show @ og's on iin 3hrs loof
09:00 <Loof> sweet cripla, just got my speakers set up!
10:00 <beehhh> it wont be pleasent 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Cripla, I'll hold you to that ...
10:00 <beehhh> you've let others walk in
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> hullo babu
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r u
10:00 <beehhh> part of me brain died over the years
10:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One same goes for you :)
10:00 <Loof> lets pub some day
10:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I wonder what this update 1.7 on GTA O is about? ... I'm goin to th wiki
10:00 <Loof> and smoke some spliffs
10:00 <beehhh> anxiety dementia and alzhiemer's
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> really beehhh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah definitely ... I only need a day's notice and I'm there
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> at your age
11:00 <Loof> i'll just be drinking coffee though
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> silly beehhh
11:00 <beehhh> oh really really
11:00 <Bastardly_One> as I don't drive
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> u need to get drunk
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> now
11:00 <Loof> i dont either
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't drink either
11:00 <beehhh> going back to bed
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink pepsi bro/
11:00 <Loof> i dont drink either, coffee shop would be better
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> bye bye beehhh
11:00 <Loof> do u like coffee?
11:00 <beehhh> want to wake up after another 10 years
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I like tea *lol*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know how to order a coke if I want a drink
12:00 <beehhh> want to see what is like to see the future
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> tea rulz
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> great for giving up cigs too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tea is the BEST
12:00 <Loof> i couldn't live without tea
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
12:00 <Loof> peppermint especially
12:00 <Loof> and ginger
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> id make a brew now but mate is still sleeping on the couch
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof wake him tf up
12:00 <Loof> hehe
12:00 <beehhh> women are all out n about working
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> icbf im not mean
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you know a good tea that is stronger than any tea I've ever had?
13:00 <beehhh> as they do
13:00 <beehhh> driving the country
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I get a rush out of it it's that strong
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Dilmah extra strong
13:00 <Bastardly_One> steep that for 5 mins
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r u two today, Loofz, Bastardly_One?
13:00 <Loof> in prahran on chappel street theres an asian tea shop that has teas to treat everything
13:00 <beehhh> i drink jasemin tea 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
13:00 <Loof> so many kinds of tea
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just put a tiny bit of milk in it and WOAH!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, so far so good dude
13:00 <megamanga> milk doesnt belong in tea
13:00 <megamanga> just sayin
13:00 <beehhh> green tea
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet mang
13:00 <Loof> ^
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now to chat up manga in pm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a dollop of milk ... and
14:00 <beehhh> i wanna poo on some sexy models
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> /pm megamanga hey babes wana play Catherine with me, i promise i wont cheat on u again
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and
14:00 <Loof> that relief when your kid goes to sleep ahhhhhhh
14:00 <Loof> :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> FOUR sugars
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm?
14:00 <beehhh> get my stress reliefed
14:00 <megamanga> i put on my robe n wizard hat
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're a Wizard Harry! Oh and you're a poof..
15:00 <milk> the government is full of socialists, they procure peoples classified internet porn collections just because its on a government computer
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool milk
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that noise? I keep hearing my name being called?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope they watch me beat off
15:00 <megamanga> i should probably be sleeping but meh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's the bong
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> poofs
15:00 <Loof> dont let faux hear you say that harry's a poof pandas
15:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ...
15:00 <beehhh> i dont blame that plaster you should pay your workers first
15:00 <Loof> harry poojabber
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> same manga, five hours isnt enough
15:00 <beehhh> he did nothing wrong
15:00 <Bastardly_One> HARRY POTTER IS A POOF!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
15:00 <milk> yes indoor drones
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Harry Potter and the Gobblet of Cock
16:00 <Bastardly_One> there, she can't miss it
16:00 <milk> flying around from cubicle to cubicle
16:00 <Loof> LOL!
16:00 <Loof> Gobblet of Cum
16:00 <beehhh> if you dont have money dont ask for works done
16:00 <Loof> is flowing over
16:00 <beehhh> or get stabbed 
16:00 <beehhh> in australia
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Around The World In Eighty Days 2: The Quest to Spread Aids
16:00 <Loof> staring Pieter
16:00 <Loof> `seen Pieter
16:00 <prowl> Loof, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 23 hours 30 minutes ago (10.12. 11:46) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 5 minutes there.
16:00 <milk> then one day you get matrixed  on the cum shot scene
17:00 <Loof> ah damn he's not in jail
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dot and the Kangaroo 2: The Boong That Stole Her Thong
17:00 <Loof> time to hassle crimstoppers
17:00 <beehhh> jail is filled with middle eastern criminals
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> CHOPPER 2: Pieters' Revenge
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... why not just ring Collingwood police station
17:00 <beehhh> so they kept peter out in public housing
17:00 <Loof> tried, they put me on hold
17:00 <Loof> then i tried rining crimstoppers and they put me on hold
18:00 <Loof> so i just went on the website
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ringing crimestoppers isn't gonna get someone raided
18:00 <beehhh> i dont mind dating an 18
18:00 <Loof> k
18:00 <Loof> i'll try the cops then
18:00 <Loof> i dont mind if its not anon
18:00 <beehhh> with bushy muff
18:00 <beehhh> something to chew on
18:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely what I said call the Collingwood station ... it's the nearest
19:00 <Loof> wife threw out the piece of paper with his address though
19:00 <fawks> how dare anyone call Harry a poof
19:00 <Cripla> lol A^^^^^^^^^
19:00 <Loof> have to get it again
19:00 <Bastardly_One> would be fun to see the SOG go through his unit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Hello and welcome to McDonalds. Would you like to try the new Anus Pounder? I mean Angus fml."
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking terrible ... I've had the SOG go through a house once
19:00 <beehhh> harry potter
19:00 <beehhh> he who smoke pots alot
20:00 <Loof> smash shit?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> smash shit and people
20:00 <Cripla> back later brews
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof there's a design a new xbox controller competition ehehe
20:00 <Cripla> peace
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> pz
20:00 <Bastardly_One> later Crip
20:00 <Loof> cya crip
20:00 <megamanga> design it like a cock
20:00 <beehhh> more teen pussy you kiss more mercy you get from lord
20:00 <Cripla> byes
20:00 <megamanga> you have to cradle the balls
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> design it like an ewok
21:00 <beehhh> Loof eats uni chicks arse
21:00 <beehhh> dirty fella
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya gotta dl the template n ur design can win u 1000 dollaz
21:00 <Loof> nah dont want to do anything that might help m$
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Loof> they're evil
22:00 <beehhh> 16 should be legal
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> some sexy news anchor chick on spanish news
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> 16 is legal douche
23:00 <Loof> die beehhh you poverty stricken pervert
23:00 <milk> government computer, government credit card, matrix'd government porn collection. I think the only question left is the classification requirement
23:00 <beehhh> no water on tank i should go back to bed
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah beehhh!
24:00 <beehhh> oh i show more chicks from my uni
24:00 <beehhh> wait huh
24:00 <Loof> beehhh failed at rape when the 12 year old girl kicked his ass
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> There's no place like home! There's no place like home! TO POOP
24:00 <beehhh> they looks 16 but they are 20+ all of them
24:00 <Loof> bald beehhh
24:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1457492_577686008947003_143908867_n.jpg
24:00 <Loof> time for ashley and martin baldy
25:00 <beehhh> i shaved yesterday
25:00 <shads> lol
25:00 <Loof> advanced hair YEAH YEAH!
25:00 <beehhh> these are all in campus
25:00 <milk> cute girls beehhh
25:00 <Loof> balding student, how sad
25:00 <Loof> and he's brown
25:00 <Loof> god must hate him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you shave your hair when it gets like that
25:00 <Loof> yep
25:00 <beehhh> http://i40.tinypic.com/1tsa9z.jpg
25:00 <beehhh> me in 2006
26:00 <beehhh> with a buddy
26:00 <Loof> not try to do a brushover like beehhh and then try to act 18
26:00 <Loof> with his servo sunnies
26:00 <Loof> and his $20 computer
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta drown the cosby kids the black cunts
26:00 <milk> classification 7/10
26:00 <fawks> lmaoo
26:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988763_577686022280335_565262972_n.jpg
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
27:00 <BlackDevil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:00 <fawks> I wonder if these girls know this old creepy guy stalks their photos
27:00 <beehhh> i root bung them all with my semi-regit
27:00 <Loof> blackdevil has fawks name on highlight i see
27:00 <BlackDevil> only 1 white girl
27:00 <BlackDevil> actually i dont
27:00 <BlackDevil> so fuck off Longie
27:00 <beehhh> they are all chinese here
27:00 <BlackDevil> Loof
28:00 <Loof> just a pure cooincidence
28:00 <Loof> oic
28:00 <fawks> lmao
28:00 <beehhh> there are so many
28:00 <Loof> finished your homework brains?
28:00 <beehhh> shortages of men
29:00 <beehhh> africans are lucky here
30:00 <Loof> cocks
30:00 <BlackDevil> i found out i ran 8.4 mph
30:00 <BlackDevil> omg so good
30:00 <Loof> cocks?
30:00 <Loof> yeah i know right
30:00 <Loof> never enough of them at the party
31:00 <fawks> not yet Loof 
31:00 <Loof> cool
31:00 <fawks> I have a fair bit to do I'm being lazy 
31:00 <Loof> yeah take it easy
32:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1467432_764164040266610_282067883_n.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> i m seeing her
32:00 <Loof> get lots of sleep and live longer
32:00 <beehhh> fuck no water yet hate this place
34:00 <beehhh> ohh its back
34:00 <beehhh> ...water
34:00 <beehhh> Kelevra do you still love me?
36:00 <Loof> wb mel
37:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon Mel
37:00 <Loof> so hungry but everything i try to eat tastes like shit
37:00 <Loof> coffee will help
38:00 <Bastardly_One> get an Oak chocolate milk
38:00 <Loof> yeah that shit is good
38:00 <Loof> love it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this better not mean people can come bust into your apartment
40:00 <Bastardly_One>  Players are now able to run in apartments and garages.
40:00 <Loof> fuck that
40:00 <Loof> gta i assue
40:00 <Loof> assume
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reading what the latest patch supposedly does
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ya
40:00 <Bastardly_One>  Sticky Bombs can no longer be thrown during the countdown for the starts of GTA Races.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
40:00 <Bastardly_One> never knew you could do that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been fun
41:00 <Loof> i use to do that in older gtas
41:00 <Loof> race missions
41:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrpXXxRlD_Q
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flashback Hero - Best Indian Fight Scene (Guile's Theme Goes With Everything) (Dec 8, 2012) 5:48 - Category: Comedy - 59,770 views - 1,007 likes (98.4%), 16 dislikes (1.6%)
41:00 <Loof> fails the mission usually
41:00 <milk> what would cost $600 that someone with a classified government porn collection might buy?
42:00 <megamanga> shooting a thai boy with a rocket launcher video?
44:00 <milk> hmmm
44:00 <milk> specialist video
44:00 <milk> information?
45:00 <milk> hmmm
48:00 <Shadowgate> milk is funny lol
48:00 <milk> anyway
48:00 <milk> PIGLOVE
48:00 <milk> Pigs love pigs
50:00 <BlackDevil> vaginas love dick
51:00 <milk> dicks pussies and arses
52:00 <BlackDevil> and they are used to get rid of body waste
52:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
52:00 <BlackDevil> we love them
53:00 <milk> I am a man
53:00 <milk> a simple man
53:00 <milk> a man of colours
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> j4'
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops j3 :P ehe
04:00 <johninja> :)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks like im in trouble for being too loud last nite
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
05:00 <milk> I didnt sleep
05:00 <milk> too much coffee
06:00 <milk> you know, my life is pretty simple
06:00 <milk> I like that
06:00 <milk> complex is good
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like sleep
06:00 <milk> but it takes its toll
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> not getting enough lately
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5-6 hrs
07:00 <johninja> have a party eh
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
07:00 <milk> to sleep, to dream
08:00 <johninja> i just had to duck down to the post office and send my ex back a book i borrowed
08:00 <johninja> cost more than the book was worth
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> had mate around early in the day to check out my laptop so he's going to fix it later this week n then a mate came around unanounced n ended up crashing, which was alright
08:00 <milk> yeah but its not about cost right?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> but yer i was a little too loud, blame the moscato :P
08:00 <johninja> yeah not really
08:00 <johninja> personaly i would have just said "meh keep the book"
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol bro i had a chick post me two dvds she borrowed haha
09:00 <milk> probably about pride
09:00 <johninja> but yeah i'm no book theif
09:00 <johninja> yep
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant waiiit to get these two novels for xmas mang
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
09:00 <milk> well women get funny about little points and dont care about big stuff
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> forget what the titles are now lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> George V. Higgins novels
10:00 <milk> let me guess you got that book at the pivotal relationship moment
10:00 <johninja> had a chicken wrap and a strawberry,bannana, apple juice and frozen yoghurt smoothie then just got some wiked wings from kfc and a frozen rasberry thing from hj's
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you send back the book dog-eared to piss her off?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> maybe ;)
10:00 <johninja> yeah milk
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
10:00 <johninja> she lent me it and we broke up like a week later
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <johninja> i was already back interstate
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive got one of ashlees books
11:00 <johninja> good book though
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shes got my voice recorder n whittling knife :P
11:00 <johninja> hehe
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was the book?
12:00 <johninja> the celestine prophecy
12:00 <milk> thats a bit personal
12:00 <milk> ahhh
12:00 <milk> read that
12:00 <johninja> ooh :)
12:00 <johninja> yeah i just finished it today
12:00 <milk> jedi mind trick
12:00 <johninja> pretty cool
13:00 <johninja> lol i didn't know they made a movie from it
13:00 <johninja> i'm guessing there is a sequel
14:00 <johninja> wow
14:00 <johninja> heaps of sequels
14:00 <milk> formula
14:00 <johninja> The Tenth Insight: Holding the Vision; The Secret of Shambhala: In Search of the Eleventh Insight; and The Twelfth Insight: The Hour of Decision
15:00 <johninja> don't think i'll bother
15:00 <milk> ever read tibetan book of the dead?
15:00 <johninja> no
15:00 <johninja> should i?
15:00 <milk> worth a read
15:00 <johninja> is it hard to read?
15:00 <johninja> like the bible?
15:00 <milk> read the bible?
16:00 <johninja> not really
16:00 <johninja> the ones i have tried to read are all too old
16:00 <milk> books of the dead are all similar
16:00 <johninja> like the way it is written
16:00 <johninja> you have to translate the words into modern english 
16:00 <johninja> then try and grasp the concept
16:00 <johninja> i would prefer not to have to bother with the first stage
17:00 <Skrotus> there are some bible translations that are easier to read than others
17:00 <milk> well i think you have to use your brain with it
17:00 <johninja> so i hear
17:00 <Skrotus> the main problem I have is most of it is mind numbingly dull
17:00 <Skrotus> though I should probably stop trying to start at genisis and go straight to the new testement
18:00 <milk> if you want to argue over the finer detail, you should probably take up the cloth
18:00 <johninja> i prefer when johnny cash reads me bible storys
18:00 <milk> read crime and punishment?
19:00 <johninja> cat stevens does something similar with islam
19:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAMDg7IVWs&oq=train+si&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0l9.5443.6974.0.7974.8.8.0.0.0.0.203.1110.3j4j1.8.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-30%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.fOIN4dJGTdc
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH (Jul 21, 2012) 0:55 - Category: Gaming - 3,402,511 views - 56,584 likes (98.4%), 926 dislikes (1.6%)
20:00 <johninja> no, currently i hve 2 books with me to read, Classical Civilisation 'from the origens of democrcy to the fall of the roman empire' and Tales from 500 years of chinese history volume 1 (I already read volume 2 :/)
21:00 <milk> read the russian authors of around that time, it was like the european time of beethoven. They just wrote some incredible works in russia at that time
21:00 <johninja> ooh cool
22:00 <partay> This new Irc app opens HTML inside the active window 
22:00 <johninja> afternoon partay
23:00 <johninja> interesting
23:00 <milk> I mean that in the time of beethoven there were numerous musicians who wrote stuff that will live forever, and then it all changed
23:00 <partay> Yah
23:00 <partay> Afternoon champ. Sup 
23:00 <milk> same thing happened with russian writing around tolstoy
23:00 <johninja> chillin
24:00 <partay> Sipping ? 
24:00 <johninja> not yet
24:00 <johninja> hopefully tokeing soon :pp
25:00 <partay> Nothing like a couple of soothing buckets. 
25:00 <johninja> thats interesting milk, and correct
26:00 <johninja> i suspect that after that age the influence of the church declined and science started opening up more so we dedicated our intelectuals to the persuit of science
27:00 <partay> Science > church 
30:00 <milk> Im a big fan of that stuff
31:00 <johninja> European total war was pretty cool, would take you through that age and kind of educate you on what was happening at the time
31:00 <johninja> a lot more interesting than what i had thought previously
31:00 <milk> yeah
31:00 <milk> probably living through a time like that with american computer game
31:00 <milk> s
31:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> its how i learn most things
32:00 <milk> they jam so much stuff into games like GTA V
32:00 <Skrotus> it's an excellent way to learn really
32:00 <Skrotus> keeps you interested
33:00 <milk> yeah
33:00 <milk> still love original syndicate from early 90s
34:00 <johninja> pretty clasic game
34:00 <milk> early lunch
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> first world problems
35:00 <johninja> cig
55:00 <simba> luck be a lady tonight
20:00 <BlackDevil> so
20:00 <BlackDevil> butt hairs tickle your cornhole
20:00 <Ripsta> sahved butt hairs prick cornholes
21:00 <Ripsta> so
21:00 <BlackDevil> fuck this is hot http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386732015681.jpg
21:00 <megamanga> da fuck , implants?
21:00 <Ripsta> yuck
22:00 <Serenity> .......
25:00 <megamanga> i hate how chicks tits disappear lol
26:00 <Ripsta> sag
26:00 <Ripsta> :(
30:00 <megamanga> tits
31:00 <Shadowgate> Aww Ripsta did a sad face lol
33:00 <simba> stfu Shadowgate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386728930036.jpg
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386729956765.jpg
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386731944967.jpg
40:00 <megamanga> some people should just stick to head ... dont reproduce
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice day today
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> `op
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban ChanOP
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen ooomp
53:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, ooomp ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 17 hours 47 minutes ago (09.12. 20:05) stating "Quit: Bye" after spending 15 minutes there.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> she so sexi
54:00 <BlackDevil> `seen knifebunny
54:00 <prowl> BlackDevil, I found 34 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: {lee{, Rachi, Macy, kniveyoubunny, Vamperella. {lee{ ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to screwss on #melbourne 2 weeks 12 hours 49 minutes ago (27.11. 01:05), but screwss mysteriously dematerialized.
54:00 <BlackDevil> soo knifebunny is screwsss?
56:00 <teddy> well that was the biggest fattest most unhealthy heart attack inducing lunch / breakfast i have ever had
58:00 <Shadowgate> teddy is funny lol
58:00 <Shadowgate> a new character that is really funny
58:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=280452298746183&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
59:00 <megamanga> was there no sound?
59:00 <faux> nup
00:00 <Serenity> http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/the-case-of-incest-and-depravity-which-came-to-rest-in-the-hills-of-a-quiet-country-town/story-fnihsrk2-1226780612343
00:00 <megamanga> welcome to geelong
00:00 <megamanga> oh wait
01:00 <faux> i read that
01:00 <faux> so sad
01:00 <faux> megamanga irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=280081095449970&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
01:00 <megamanga> that guy who killed his mate coz he touched his beer, thats me
01:00 <Serenity> those poor kids
03:00 <megamanga> how the fuck did these people get away with this shit
03:00 <megamanga> nobody noticed?
03:00 <Serenity> nope
03:00 <Serenity> no one went out there
03:00 <BlackDevil> cute dog
03:00 <megamanga> but they went in to get food?
03:00 <Serenity> like twice a year or something
04:00 <megamanga> a chicks uncle was 9
04:00 <megamanga> thats fucked
04:00 <faux> goosbumps
04:00 <Serenity> uncle brother... husband
04:00 <faux> ngoi3h4gp
04:00 <Serenity> urgh
04:00 <faux> sick
04:00 <faux> can someone explain why 
04:00 <megamanga> 40 people there
04:00 <faux> HOLDEN has confirmed it will cease manufacturing cars in Australia in 2017.
04:00 <megamanga> nobody noticed
04:00 <faux> ^
04:00 <faux> i cbf researching
05:00 <Skrotus> they want more government monies
05:00 <megamanga> ^
05:00 <megamanga> because gm isn't big enough
05:00 <Serenity> because theyre broke
05:00 <faux> but abbott said no?
05:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/MIft7b6.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> theyve used their bail outs and the gov wont give em more
05:00 <Serenity> so buy buy holden
05:00 <megamanga> BlackDevil: http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386733974352.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> bye bye*
05:00 <faux> buy buy
05:00 <BlackDevil> dude
06:00 <BlackDevil> those brest reduction scar
06:00 <BlackDevil> fucking made my cum
06:00 <faux> made my cum
06:00 <Serenity> her vag is weird.
06:00 <BlackDevil> yea made my cum
06:00 <faux> aherpahephaperhherphrh deprper
06:00 <megamanga> why is b obsessed with fucking trannies
06:00 <Serenity> because /b/
07:00 <faux> oh i thought you meannt beehhh
07:00 <megamanga> that too
07:00 <BlackDevil> yes why do you think beehhhh
07:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1386707211052.gif
07:00 <BlackDevil> /beehhh/
09:00 <BlackDevil> look at this manly alpha penis http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1386734763838.png
09:00 <megamanga> i never knew there was a seinfeld porno
09:00 <megamanga> im going to ruin my gfs childhood
09:00 <BlackDevil> yes
09:00 <BlackDevil> its shit
09:00 <megamanga> worse than the star trek one?
10:00 <megamanga> or the dinosaur one?
11:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1385084370366.gif OMG
16:00 <Skrotus> shouldn't the wicked witch be melting at that point?
17:00 <BlackDevil> maybe it was after the facial
17:00 <BlackDevil> you can see dorthy panic
18:00 <BlackDevil> proper
18:00 <BlackDevil> china man
18:00 <BlackDevil> super hero
22:00 <megamanga> http://chaturbate.com/photo_videos/photoset/detail/anamercury/454870/
22:00 <megamanga> she sells dirty panties LOL
23:00 <BlackDevil> lots of girls do
23:00 <megamanga> thats fucken rank
23:00 <BlackDevil> you can buy them in vending machines
23:00 <megamanga> theyre worn by men tho
23:00 <megamanga> theres a doco on it lol
24:00 <BlackDevil> possible
24:00 <megamanga> they run on a treadmill for 30 mins
24:00 <megamanga> then package the panties
24:00 <BlackDevil> thats why i stopped buying them
24:00 <megamanga> smelt too much like balls?
24:00 <BlackDevil> ass hair
25:00 <megamanga> i hate when theres poo stains
25:00 <megamanga> bed time, got work alter
25:00 <megamanga> err
25:00 <megamanga> later
29:00 <shads> v b           .
29:00 <BlackDevil> its vd shads
29:00 <BlackDevil> V D
29:00 <shads> VB
30:00 <shads> Silly
30:00 <BlackDevil> medically VD
30:00 <shads> vb stupid
31:00 <shads> u kow beer
31:00 <shads> u know
31:00 <shads> der
31:00 <shads> VB
31:00 <shads> BlackDevil:GAY
32:00 <BlackDevil> no one likes beer
32:00 <BlackDevil> its watered down
34:00 <BlackDevil> 6-year-old boy suspended for sexual harassment after kissing his "girlfriend" on the hand
41:00 <partay> *sip*
46:00 <TheRon> holden ay?
46:00 <partay> goodnight
46:00 <shads> GO BETTA
46:00 <shads> OO
46:00 <shads> \/
48:00 <partay> TheRon how's your bum for grubs ?
48:00 <TheRon> ?
48:00 <shads> FELINE
49:00 <shads> jack is nthenn key to wiggly worm
49:00 <TheRon> daniels?
49:00 <shads> ?
49:00 <partay> shads are you currently commited to the nuthouse?
49:00 <shads> lol no
49:00 <TheRon> jack daniels is the key to wiggly worm?
50:00 <shads> house jack
50:00 <TheRon> house jack?
50:00 <shads> jack
50:00 <shads> jack ur body
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Steve Silk Hurley - Jack Your Body.mp3 (2.97MB 128kbps Stereo 3:14)
51:00 <TheRon> riiiiiiiiiiight......
51:00 <BlackDevil> wroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
04:00 <shads> ????????????????
04:00 <shads> :P
04:00 <shads> oo
04:00 <shads> \/
05:00 <shads> oo
05:00 <shads> /\
05:00 <shads> ???
05:00 <shads> river ocean
09:00 <TheRon> hi
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
14:00 <TheRon> how about those knicks?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup Ronnie
15:00 <TheRon> hows it?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah fricken caffiene come down
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> tired as man
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching the rest of this film Performance
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u?
16:00 <TheRon> not a lot really
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
16:00 <TheRon> just watched the holden announcement
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
16:00 <TheRon> sad shit
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was the announcement?
16:00 <TheRon> pulling out of making cars in australia by 2017
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh okay
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> not good
17:00 <TheRon> people are cut
17:00 <TheRon> like they didn't see it coming
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> understandibly
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it's the trend..
18:00 <Doodle> they've been making sub-par crapheaps for years and being left behind
18:00 <TheRon> if you've studied economics, you would've seen it coming
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Isn't holden owned by Americans anyway?
18:00 <TheRon> yeah GM
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck 'em
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's re-animate Henry Ford
18:00 <TheRon> the decision came from detroit
19:00 <TheRon> what's happening in detroit at the moment?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> "People can have a car in any color they want, as long as it's black." lol
19:00 <TheRon> got any blacker?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif i'd know
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry, not a big car person hey :P
19:00 <TheRon> the city is officially bankrupt
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowsers
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo China detroit is available ;)
20:00 <TheRon> buy in!
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im gonna have some valium, sketchin out
20:00 <TheRon> the us govt did and lokk how that turned out
22:00 <Doodle> how do holden manage to make so little power from such gigantic engines
22:00 <Doodle> its like the 70s all over again
23:00 <TheRon> i see one positive, we get cheaper cars in australia
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm cooking risotto
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk cars
23:00 <TheRon> do you use so much butter?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> just put tablespoon in
24:00 <TheRon> and one to finich it?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mushroom risotto :P
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> real butter, dont need to ruin the flavour
25:00 <TheRon> the last minute bit of butter is how you get in creamy
25:00 <TheRon> doesn't need to be much
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> you make risotto how you like it man
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
25:00 <TheRon> the starch and the butter makes it creamy
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a cooks choice
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
26:00 <TheRon> we are having christmas this sunday, mum's making lasagne and i'm in charge of the salads
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am content with how i make risotto
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> love lasagne
27:00 <TheRon> i've chosen a tomato salad, and a green ceasar salad i guess you'd call it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> anchovies?
27:00 <TheRon> with fetta and nuts
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fetta
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> goat fetta or danish fetta?
27:00 <TheRon> apple and walnuts
27:00 <TheRon> hadn't thought that far ahead
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's an odd caesar salad lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> caesar is such a simple salad man
28:00 <TheRon> i said i guess you'd call it
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love mango with prawn and chicken avocado salad
28:00 <TheRon> i looked up green salad on google and added a few things
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would go orange over apple
29:00 <TheRon> maybe
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
29:00 <TheRon> one recipe had berries with the fetta
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're not cooking this christmas
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> eating out huhu
30:00 <TheRon> i actually don't like tomato so i thought make two salads
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i eat them like they're apples
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> couple weeks my tomatoes will be ready!
31:00 <TheRon> tomato salad is so easy
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND I found a zuccini flower before! nom nom
31:00 <TheRon> nice, fill it?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt think there were any left growing
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> flour it and fry it in oil, little salt and pepper
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> simple italian
32:00 <TheRon> do olives and fetta go together?
32:00 <Doodle> yes
32:00 <Doodle> yum
32:00 <TheRon> i think it would be too salty
32:00 <Doodle> it is
32:00 <Doodle> its awesome
32:00 <The_Baron> of course they go together
32:00 <The_Baron> this offends my wog sensibilities
32:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> olives and fetta yeah
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> stuff the calamata olives with goat fetta
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
33:00 <TheRon> to me it seems one or the other
33:00 <The_Baron> best is to get those really wrinkly black greek olives, if u don't want it over salty use danish feta, otherwise bulgarian fetta is good
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave them in oil for a few day
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> s
33:00 <The_Baron> then chop up some tomatoes into it, then drizzle with olive oil
33:00 <TheRon> nice
33:00 <The_Baron> it's yum
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> cook up some pasta and leave that in oil in the fridge too
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> danish is so soft though
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt go well with olives..
34:00 <faux> yes it does
34:00 <faux> danish feta > all fetas
34:00 <TheRon> i don't like balsamic, so making a lemon dressing as well
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> personal choice i guess
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
35:00 <TheRon> 1 part balsamic to 3 oil with garlic and a touch of sugar
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> how do you make your thousand island style dressing?
36:00 <TheRon> i don't
36:00 <The_Baron> and yeah danish does go with olives, it is a bit soft, but it will be more of a crumble than squares..but still works
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
36:00 <The_Baron> danish fetta is really a fetta for noobs though 
36:00 <TheRon> i just go 1 part lemon 3 part oil with garlic and sugar
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have an affinity for goat fetta
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah goat or sheep makes a nice fetta
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is firm enough
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm yeah!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> CHEESE FOREVER
37:00 <The_Baron> not into australian fetta, u can bounce that shit like basketball
37:00 <The_Baron> too damn rubbery
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> depends where you get it
37:00 <The_Baron> I rarely have gotten a good australian fetta
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> the goat fetta I get is made local
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly everything I use is local
38:00 <The_Baron> my favourite is bulgarian, it's got a hell of a bite
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides basa fillets..
38:00 <TheRon> i get sick of the same old salads people put out
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but you notice that these cheese aren't imported, if you buy them from coles or woollies lol
38:00 <The_Baron> u want a unusual yet tastey salad, try my mates recipe, baby cos lettuce, mint leaves, fried haloumi and strawberries with a simple lemon dressing
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're made here and labelled that because of the recipie they follow..
38:00 <The_Baron> it is the SHIZ
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need to plant mushrooms
39:00 <The_Baron> truly an inspired stoner creation
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> and pull out the eggplant
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fkd
40:00 <The_Baron> and yes I know the cheeses are made here
40:00 <The_Baron> the bulgarian recipe is what I prefer
40:00 <The_Baron> yeesh
40:00 <TheRon> i prefer citrus to vinegar
41:00 <The_Baron> though fuck I could go a waldorf salad now actually
41:00 <The_Baron> sure it's not remotely healthy but fuck it
41:00 <TheRon> not healthy?
42:00 <The_Baron> celery, apple, walnut, grapes, mayonnaise
42:00 <TheRon> proper italian salad would probably have bacon in it
42:00 <TheRon> ahh mayo
42:00 <The_Baron> I guess the celery and apples are somewhat oright
42:00 <TheRon> i hate mayo
43:00 <The_Baron> mayo is a love or hate affair
43:00 <The_Baron> never heard anyone say "mayo, oh it's oright"
43:00 <TheRon> it makes me gag
43:00 <The_Baron> never go to holland then
43:00 <TheRon> but they have weed in holland
43:00 <The_Baron> haha true
43:00 <The_Baron> though it aint that cheap over there
44:00 <TheRon> you could probably sit in cafes over there and get a free hit
44:00 <The_Baron> haha I suppose
44:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, all the top quality strains are like 15-18 bucks a gram
44:00 <The_Baron> and u can't buy more than 5 grams
45:00 <The_Baron> unless you get it off the street
45:00 <The_Baron> then the ounce prices are still the equivelant of 250-300 bucks
45:00 <TheRon> damn
45:00 <TheRon> and you can't byo?
45:00 <The_Baron> only if u order something to eat
46:00 <The_Baron> and that aint all cafes
46:00 <TheRon> lots of lesbians in holland too
46:00 <The_Baron> I think the best weed holiday would be colarado
46:00 <TheRon> colarado?
46:00 <The_Baron> go skiing and buy quarter for 40-50 bucks of top shelf
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's legal there now
47:00 <TheRon> i've never smoked, i really wouldn't know the difference
47:00 <The_Baron> well..then why the fuck are we talking about this again?
47:00 <The_Baron> :p
48:00 <TheRon> it was a reason to goto holland
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn glad mate is fixing my laptop this week ffs
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> go to holland y?
48:00 <TheRon> apparanetly they really like mayo in holland
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm egg mayo yo
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother loved holland
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's why i like Hollandia beer haha
49:00 <TheRon> the dikes?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay?
49:00 <The_Baron> hollandia beer was the reason I hooked up with my missus
50:00 <The_Baron> a nice cheap leg opener it is
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha cool bro
50:00 <TheRon> there's lots of dikes in holland
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!!!!!!!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lots of dikes everywhere
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> one place i will never go to is Satellite City in Paris
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> go there and some muslim will murder u
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> famous director was found dead near there with a note pinned to his chest because he made a film about the abuse of muslim women in france
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah I rememeber that
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkd innit
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> they should all piss off
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bad ones i mean
52:00 <The_Baron> I think every country needs a dickhead free zone policy
52:00 <TheRon> i think the lesson here is not to piss off a muslim
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's take over fucking indonesia and turn it into a prison
52:00 <TheRon> too hard to set one up in SA :)
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAH!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> let me move to nsw first bro
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> blue mountains here i come nigga
53:00 <The_Baron> blue mountains is awesome place
53:00 <The_Baron> I miss it
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh hows this! my mate is sellin me two pieces and a bullhide holster (butts face forward) for a grand!
53:00 <Shadowgate> yous filled an irc screen with text yous are funny lol
54:00 <The_Baron> what kinda pieces?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive never been, goin nxt yr with mum cause we aint goin to Laos after this plane crash recently
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1911s
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a huge cache
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah u'll like the mountains
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta get my licence first
54:00 <The_Baron> if ur going during autumn, even better
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
54:00 <The_Baron> gets all pretty, and the shrooms pop up
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you hunt there?
54:00 <The_Baron> DOES THE POPE WEAR A FUNNY HAT?!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause i want to get a 22 n scope for hunting
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah but  he's a faggot!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool as
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bag some rabbit
55:00 <The_Baron> there's a few spots with wild pigs as well 
55:00 <TheRon> i watched the canadians on strike on south park last night
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sick
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> would be nice to get a compound bow
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ron
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn wild pigs n rabbits man
56:00 <The_Baron> yeah 120 pound compound bow with broadhead tips is perfect for pig
56:00 <TheRon> just give us money
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of this one cunt that brought over rabbits for shooting, they are everywhere LOL
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> christopher columbus introduced the wild pig to the americas
56:00 <The_Baron> same with pigs and foxes
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the dutch and their pets killed off the dodo
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WANT TO EAT DODO
57:00 <The_Baron> Dodo eggs woulda been good
57:00 <TheRon> it tastes like chicken
57:00 <The_Baron> woulda gone nicely with unicorn steaks and leprechaun stew
57:00 <TheRon> it's ok but i couldn't eat a whole one
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> could clone a dodo
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> the dutch said they tasted horrid
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but what the fuck do they know they couldnt even defend new amsterdam
58:00 <TheRon> there's a new amsterdam?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> new york.
59:00 <TheRon> ahh yes
59:00 <TheRon> i did watch gangs of new york
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh that was brilliant
03:00 <shads> goober
04:00 <shads> funny fennec
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me this risotto made me jizz my buttcum
11:00 <TheRon> is that goiod?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeppers
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fried two eggs nom nom
11:00 <TheRon> jesus
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro i love simple italian
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> not westernised italian
12:00 <The_Baron> aarggh goddamn it, other dealer calls me up telling me he's got more OG Kush again. And I already spent my money elsewhere
12:00 <The_Baron> DAMNIT!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> awes
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw*
12:00 <TheRon> i don't eat my the bowling club anymore, they can't cook risotto , they can't cook salmon or steak
13:00 <The_Baron> need 75 bucks for a quarter...anyone need their dick sucked :P
13:00 <TheRon> the salmon is so dry
13:00 <TheRon> do you have any ladies??
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure bro
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could cop a blowie
14:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:00 <TheRon> i'll take a hooker that's not on meth
14:00 <The_Baron> if I was a pimp, I wouldn't be worrying about 75 dollars
15:00 <TheRon> pimpin' aint easy
15:00 <johninja> :D
16:00 <TheRon> do you think midnight oil has written a song about holden yet??
16:00 <johninja> sell us your old stuff and get us some OG then
16:00 <TheRon> i'm sure midnight oil are getting back on the road 
17:00 <TheRon> i'd go
17:00 <The_Baron> hahaha john
17:00 <The_Baron> nah I got fuckall of this mango left
17:00 <The_Baron> man, OG is the shit
17:00 <The_Baron> stinky sour fuck you up shit
19:00 <TheRon> johninja you don't partake in the gunja do you?
20:00 <johninja> oh course man
20:00 <TheRon> i feel left out
20:00 <johninja> i'm one of the blackest white people here
20:00 <johninja> hmm
20:00 <johninja> just don't inhale
20:00 <johninja> like bill clinton
20:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
21:00 <TheRon> bill clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman
21:00 <The_Baron> aah bbl gotta go see if my wifey will lend me cash for at least a quarter, aint missing out on the OG 
21:00 <TheRon> poor guy asking the wife for cash
22:00 <johninja> lol 
22:00 <johninja> "honey, i need some money for drugs"
22:00 <TheRon> sure!
22:00 <johninja> "well tht sounds like a solid investment, here have $150"
23:00 <TheRon> druidess like that investment?
23:00 <druidess> yep
23:00 <TheRon> sound cash managemt?
24:00 <TheRon> darl, i'm going out, we're out of icing sugar"
25:00 <faux> do any of you guys remeber these from the 90s
25:00 <faux> http://img1.etsystatic.com/012/0/6633814/il_570xN.465607079_op08.jpg
25:00 <TheRon> they just tattoo those now don't they?
26:00 <TheRon> no i actually don't remember them
26:00 <TheRon> the 90's is such a blurr
26:00 <TheRon> especially the late 90's
27:00 <TheRon> going out every weekend and wondering who's place this is i woke in
27:00 <TheRon> and how do i get home
28:00 <TheRon> johninja do you remember the 90's?
29:00 <TheRon> i remember ouzo and jack daniels being my drink of choice in the 90's
31:00 <TheRon> hello?
33:00 <johninja> hi
33:00 <johninja> sorry i am easily distracted
33:00 <TheRon> boobs?
33:00 <johninja> i remember most of the 90s
33:00 <johninja> i was looking up internet on the internet
33:00 <johninja> think i got sucked into some kind of vortex
34:00 <TheRon> time well spent?
34:00 <johninja> i won't complain
34:00 <johninja> don't want to sound like  pom
34:00 <TheRon> naked women in various positions for your enjoyment?
35:00 <johninja> oooer
35:00 <johninja> there is quite a few yummy ones in bris
35:00 <TheRon> nice
35:00 <TheRon> meter maids?
36:00 <faux> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
36:00 <faux> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/justin-bieber-reportedly-called-fan-beached-whale-at-perths-hyatt-regency-hotel/story-e6frfn09-1226778972615
36:00 <TheRon> was she a beached whale?
37:00 <TheRon> those beiber groupies can be pretty big
40:00 <TheRon> 420?
54:00 <simba> weed_dude_420
58:00 <georgeandwell> Face off
00:00 <georgeandwell> Face / off
02:00 <georgeandwell> Rip holden
02:00 <TheRon> joe hockey's fault
03:00 <johninja> shitty cars made for shitty people
03:00 <georgeandwell> Long live corolla
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a fkn car company ffs
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> who gives a shit
03:00 <georgeandwell> Lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> if they helped the workers gain employment elseware who would care
04:00 <georgeandwell> Rad
05:00 <TheRon> i face facts, gm is fucked, they needed to take the manufacturing out of oz
05:00 <georgeandwell> The girl that lives next door owns a nissan and skoda
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> profit matters
06:00 <TheRon> it wasn't viable
06:00 <TheRon> i think we all knew that
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt pay much attention
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehe
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i cant eat it!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> or root it
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> or play it
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> or wear it
11:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
11:00 <georgeandwell> N e
14:00 <georgeandwell> Testing
15:00 <TheRon> little red corvette  baby you're much too fast
16:00 <georgeandwell> Testies
20:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2t7on6MR8
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cure-Fascination Street (With Lyrics) (May 10, 2010) 5:17 - Category: Music - 392,341 views - 1,897 likes (98.2%), 34 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <TheRon> every gambler knows that the secret to survivng is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok back
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> well kind of
29:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
29:00 <druidess> hilarious
29:00 <TheRon> we're not but thank you
29:00 <Shadowgate> lol
30:00 <shads> lollolo.ollollolol
30:00 <TheRon> i remember being drunk at a party and listening to robbie williams
30:00 <shads> lol
33:00 <TheRon> david bowie - modern love
33:00 <TheRon> love this song
38:00 <TheRon> christmas dinner with family, if thats not a good time to bring out the big bottle of scotch i don't know what is
39:00 <TheRon> she don't use jelly or any of these she uses vasoline
48:00 <druidess> hai doodle
48:00 <Doodle> hai druidess ^_^
49:00 <Doodle> whats happening
50:00 <druidess> nm
51:00 <TheRon> so this is christmas and what have you done
51:00 <druidess> nfi
52:00 <TheRon> war is over if you want it
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <druidess> dear santa i want a ps4 for chrissy or im putting doodle in the blender
53:00 <Doodle> :(
53:00 <TheRon> i just need a root
53:00 <Doodle> hahaha
53:00 <Doodle> don't bother to wrap it
54:00 <Doodle> i'll eat it here
28:00 <simba> sex cowboy
31:00 <Skrotus> sexcow boy
58:00 <ooomp> Lol @ topic
59:00 <ooomp> Moral of the story, women kill
59:00 <ooomp> So watch out 
00:00 <Sevi> So threatening
00:00 <ooomp> Who the hell are you
01:00 <druidess> lol
01:00 <Sevi> Lol
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
03:00 <druidess> hugs ooomp
05:00 <Sevi> Yay I scored a free cake decorating tool.  Though at 97.60 for all the things I bought, a $5.00 toy is good
07:00 <georgeandwell> kool
07:00 <Sevi> I have so many flowers to make 
24:00 <georgeandwell> hi
24:00 <Skrotus> mmm cake
24:00 <Sevi> Hi
25:00 <Sevi> Skrotus: I make good cakes
25:00 <Skrotus> I eat good cakes
25:00 <Tuftoy> and so do I, what kind of cakes?
25:00 <Sevi> The ppl I work with always fight for my cakes
26:00 <Rak> do you work at a cake fighting club?
26:00 <Tuftoy> no ufc
26:00 <Sevi> What a waste of cake
26:00 <Skrotus> black forest is my favourite
27:00 <Sevi> Rak: they always fight each other in the hopes I have enough cake for them
27:00 <Sevi> Skrotus: same :)
28:00 <Sevi> My fave cupcakes to make were the caramel filled choc cupcakes with whipped chocolate ganache and dusted with maple flavored salt water taffy
31:00 <BlackDevil> lol @ http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=809_1386741614
31:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Cool soccer attack (Date: Dec-10-2013, 3 hours ago) - Views: 4137 - Played: 3922
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi
33:00 <BlackDevil> hey sexy
36:00 <whalebacker> Hahah.
38:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7943291648/h998F00E7/
39:00 <BlackDevil> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
39:00 <BlackDevil> dick
40:00 <grem> eater
40:00 <BlackDevil> yes we all are
40:00 <grem> aidsdix
40:00 <Sevi> I have toblerone cookies 
40:00 <BlackDevil> must
40:00 <BlackDevil> not
40:00 <BlackDevil> sleep
47:00 <BlackDevil> whoo
47:00 <BlackDevil> just drank 3 red bull cans at once
49:00 <druidess> do u have wings
49:00 <BlackDevil> nah
49:00 <BlackDevil> those are tampon pads
50:00 <simba> wb mew
50:00 <BlackDevil> thanks simba
50:00 <druidess> tampon pads ok u gave urself away uve never had a gf have u bd
50:00 <simba> fuck off BlackDevil!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <BlackDevil> but you knew what i was talking about
51:00 <BlackDevil> because they have winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngs
51:00 <Mew> thx simbalz
52:00 <georgeandwell> hi
53:00 <georgeandwell> n e
53:00 <simba> ban georgeandwell already
54:00 <georgeandwell> hey there
55:00 <georgeandwell> why ban me
55:00 <georgeandwell> wot i do
55:00 <simba> ban
56:00 <georgeandwell> ban simba
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> `ban omfgbbqhax fuck off
57:00 <georgeandwell> n e
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo unbanned
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> why did u get banne?
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> repeat?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey j
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep LOL!
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> repeat ?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND I'LL FKN DO IT AGAIN
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> just add a space
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> or root it or root it
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> or play it or wear it or root it
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> wassup yo
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> there is something wrong with my net
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno what happened to the last fkn 2 hrs
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> shit speeds lately
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> that is bitch assed man
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> u got ass raped
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you spank that modems ass you spank it bad
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
03:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah, i was setting up uh characters arcs in my head outside, drinking coffee
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> was fun
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> all the morons, what ever the word is in Spanish
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need a new game
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was gettin pissed off at my mate last night playing fucking gta again infront of me
04:00 <Mew> Serenity
04:00 <Mew> is this you
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanted to smash the fkn disc
05:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/hsP46mu.png
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> STOP PLAYING IT EVERYTIME FUCKING TIME UR FUCIKING OVER!
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont know what
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u dl gears 1?
05:00 <MadScientist> lol mew
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i still gotta play that n halo 3 n dead rising 2
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> n finish mass effect 2 n play 3
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> j my download speed atm is 5.2ks
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtf
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> get arkham origins bro, there's awesome dlc outfits n new fight challenge maps set when bruce wayne was a ninja
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> u use shuriken n shit fkn ace as not playing as batman or robin or deathstroke
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is soo shit
11:00 <Serenity> Lolll mew
11:00 <Serenity> Pretty much me
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> 22 mins left of this movie, ima be so heart broken
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> my net is going so fucking slow too bro
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate u u fag :P
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtoi j
12:00 <Serenity> Lol
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3158217526
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i dont have xbox on
13:00 <Yul_Brenner> I AM The Magnificent Seven cunt
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> only laptop
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> and no updates
13:00 <Yul_Brenner> if i click that my laptop will overheat
13:00 <Yul_Brenner> i need a usb fan cooler n my mate to fix laptop tomoz or fri
14:00 <Yul_Brenner> gonna split the hd in two
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh welld.29mbps
14:00 <Yul_Brenner> n put diff windows on it cause 7 is shit
14:00 <simba> do u mean 8
14:00 <simba> cos 7 is good
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> upload .52mbps
15:00 <Yul_Brenner> he has a better version
15:00 <Yul_Brenner> n itll do the updates
15:00 <Yul_Brenner> mine wont
16:00 <Yul_Brenner> simba ploise describe the burger you had, in only the fantasticomical way you can do
16:00 <eX> LOL @ topic!
17:00 <Yul_Brenner> what topic
17:00 <Yul_Brenner> ?
17:00 <Caterpillar> high everyone
17:00 <Yul_Brenner> fk off i got a cowboy hat bro!
17:00 <Caterpillar> simba how are you mate, how are things going at mum and dads place lol
17:00 <Yul_Brenner> how r ya Caterpillar
19:00 <Yul_Brenner> fine dont be nice to a fat old panda i got fkn cancer
19:00 <Yul_Brenner> or a cold, common cold is fine.
26:00 <TheKing> mirc is still alive
26:00 <georgeandwell> yes
26:00 <Sevi> What?
26:00 <Sevi> Since when?
27:00 <TheKing> havnt been on in 12 years
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont know u
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> so it must not be true
29:00 <TheKing> so is
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> what nicks did u use?
30:00 <TheKing> BODYBUILDER19-21 Then
30:00 <TheKing> <-
30:00 <georgeandwell> irc is like rock n roll
31:00 <TheKing> yeah had some wild times from here lol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont know the nicks
35:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/rTdfH3a.gif
36:00 <TheKing> u been around?
37:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1466252_459483247495913_1482471269_n.jpg
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> why are u violating me TheKing 
40:00 <TheKing> my dearest appologies 
49:00 <georgeandwell> n e
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what do you think of movie inception georgeandwell
55:00 <simba> cum in me
58:00 <Picard> hello
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn servers
06:00 <georgeandwell> hi
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ih
06:00 <georgeandwell> im watching sons of anarchy
06:00 <georgeandwell> i wana kill some bikers
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
09:00 <georgeandwell> once i get my gundam mobile suit
09:00 <georgeandwell> finished...
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> bed time
12:00 <georgeandwell> bed is for gradma
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> or people who work for a living
13:00 <simba> no they drink coffee
14:00 <georgeandwell> i work man
14:00 <georgeandwell> i do
16:00 <georgeandwell> who dey
17:00 <georgeandwell> ?
17:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur-SGl3uw8
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nena - 99 Luftballons German Version (May 3, 2007) 3:51 - Category: Music - 2,915,546 views - 9,364 likes (97.4%), 253 dislikes (2.6%)
18:00 <georgeandwell> nice music
20:00 <georgeandwell> n e
20:00 <simba> scent_of_the_was-
20:00 <simba> scent_of_the_wasp
20:00 <georgeandwell> grl
21:00 <georgeandwell> wana 
21:00 <georgeandwell> r u the loin king
24:00 <simba> scent_of_the_wasp
26:00 <georgeandwell> wot dat?
29:00 <stompin> fuckers
33:00 <Warren1984> I had to unclog a toilet with a toilet auger today
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi
33:00 <georgeandwell> n e
33:00 <Skrotus> n o
34:00 <georgeandwell> y o
34:00 <Skrotus> worth a try
37:00 <georgeandwell> hi
39:00 <Skrotus> thanks
39:00 <Sevi> Welcome 
39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
46:00 <georgeandwell> n e
50:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ Transmatron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <British^Meat> i mean hi
52:00 <Transmatron> if u r not gona be genuine
52:00 <Transmatron> dont bother adressing me.
52:00 <Transmatron> _.-
53:00 <georgeandwell> tranny
53:00 <georgeandwell> ts
55:00 <British^Meat> sorry Transmatron
55:00 <British^Meat> wont happen again
04:00 <georgeandwell> transgender
07:00 <stompin> cunts
08:00 <georgeandwell> tranzam
10:00 <stompin> where the skanks
12:00 <Sevi> They heard you were coming n left
12:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
13:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
15:00 <beehhh> I really enjoyed homefront
15:00 <beehhh> always seat 3 rows behind from front
15:00 <beehhh> they even got 3D
15:00 <georgeandwell> does it have indians in it
16:00 <beehhh> indians are all in oz driving tazxi
17:00 <beehhh> 90% hookers are from asia n 99% cab drivers from pakistan
17:00 <georgeandwell> nah 
17:00 <georgeandwell> bullshit
17:00 <Skrotus> [citation needed]
18:00 <beehhh> lol
18:00 <georgeandwell> most taxi drivers are punjab
18:00 <georgeandwell> or arab
18:00 <beehhh> pakistan punjab
18:00 <georgeandwell> is it lol?
18:00 <georgeandwell> ok from calcutta
18:00 <beehhh> http://chaturbate.com/asian__nanana/
19:00 <beehhh> asian angelina jolie
19:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell close ur eyes she might be ur sis
20:00 <georgeandwell> ok kaka
20:00 <beehhh> got a boner
20:00 <georgeandwell> ur skin is too dark anyway
21:00 <beehhh> wish i was black
21:00 <georgeandwell> the white ppl want to have asian color skin
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I HAVE CUM FOR YOUR MUMS
21:00 <georgeandwell> the asian want to have the white color skin
21:00 <beehhh> she hot?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> im hot
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have nipples greg, can you milk me?
21:00 <beehhh> im wanking look georgeandwell you only got robot fingers
21:00 <georgeandwell> but ur skin no one want its ugly color
21:00 <georgeandwell> kaka color
22:00 <beehhh> pre-cum
22:00 <beehhh> asian got small penis anyway
23:00 <georgeandwell> not really
23:00 <georgeandwell> thats just western media
24:00 <georgeandwell> but ur kaka color i know is true
25:00 <georgeandwell> if u belive that bruce willis LAPD can take out a team of skilled european terrorist ex SAS in tamagochi building...lol u must like hollywood keke
25:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell is racist he dont like rednecks or brown people
26:00 <beehhh> asians taking over australia n betreayed our pm
26:00 <beehhh> noone trusts asian now
28:00 <Scattered> sounds like White Power there beehhh
30:00 <beehhh> it would haven been honor to die by at gillard's side
30:00 <Scattered> lol
30:00 <beehhh> heaven
35:00 <beehhh> http://youtu.be/rzYWr_Bph14
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prime Minister's remarks to the media before departure for South Africa (Dec 10, 2013) 2:03 - Category: News and Politics - 9,758 views - 67 likes (15.1%), 376 dislikes (84.9%)
35:00 <georgeandwell> hi
35:00 <beehhh> bro i cummed
35:00 <beehhh> thanks georgeandwell
36:00 <georgeandwell> thats ok kaka
36:00 <georgeandwell> beeh is so racist
38:00 <partay> georgeandwell:  how's your tiny penis?
38:00 <Scattered> harsh partay
39:00 <beehhh> shes ok but
39:00 <beehhh> she listening to black music georgeandwell
39:00 <georgeandwell> who
39:00 <beehhh> your mother
39:00 <georgeandwell> haha 
40:00 <georgeandwell> ok kaka whatever u say bro
40:00 <beehhh> kaka means uncle in indian
40:00 <partay> lol 
40:00 <georgeandwell> kaka means poo poo
41:00 <beehhh> kaka is a player in scoccer
41:00 <beehhh> she rapping bro
41:00 <georgeandwell> if u watch tv movies...all white ppl have a tan
41:00 <beehhh> she damn like black penis
41:00 <georgeandwell> u never see a white person on tv with their natural skin
41:00 <beehhh> aussies are black inside
42:00 <partay> georgeandwell: You hate being Korean don't you?
42:00 <georgeandwell> i have been watching tv tonite for about 6hrs...waiting to see a white person on tv who didnt have false asian color skin color
43:00 <beehhh> asian people dont want to work in the frontline gutless prick
43:00 <georgeandwell> lol
43:00 <georgeandwell> like front line taxi?
43:00 <beehhh> or firefighter volunteering
44:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but indian dont too...cos lazy
44:00 <beehhh> due to their ladies skin
44:00 <georgeandwell> i have lady skin...its beautiful
44:00 <slower> how about you lot just grow-up, so bloody childish
44:00 <beehhh> all they and do is rump like a rat n breed like a rabbit, very fast
44:00 <beehhh> *hump
44:00 <georgeandwell> u dont want rough skin like kaka
44:00 <georgeandwell> u want smooth tan skin...but dont forget gym muscle tone
45:00 <beehhh> asian girls are alright for ziggi
45:00 <partay> georgeandwell: You could dial a bride from Thailand 
45:00 <georgeandwell> and kaka skin stinks
45:00 <georgeandwell> like taxi
45:00 <beehhh> i let ur mumma smell my sweaty balls
46:00 <georgeandwell> beeh there r many asian ladyboi for u
48:00 <partay> georgeandwell: You'd hit a ladyboi
49:00 <beehhh> Cameraman hit by Johnson ripper
49:00 <georgeandwell> ive been watchin tv for 6hrs
49:00 <beehhh> he's a ladyboi
49:00 <georgeandwell> an not one white person is showing natural color of skin
49:00 <beehhh> i like white people cos they have beautiful eyes
50:00 <beehhh> blue green bright
50:00 <georgeandwell> that cos they are albino
50:00 <Transmatron> yeah, too bad you are bangladeshi scum beehhh
50:00 <beehhh> all asian girl here dye their hair and wear contact lenses to become white
50:00 <Transmatron> I'm white
50:00 <Transmatron> im superior to you
50:00 <beehhh> smell it ya'll
50:00 <georgeandwell> u shouldnt watch hollywood
51:00 <georgeandwell> brainwashing
51:00 <Transmatron> you are piece of shit mudrace bengali with brown skin beehhh
51:00 <Transmatron> you're like a mutated nigger
51:00 <georgeandwell> i dont mind the white color skin....porcelin
51:00 <partay> lol
51:00 <beehhh> wish i had a nigga dick
51:00 <simba> STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Transmatron> too bad u dont
51:00 <georgeandwell> white ppl look better with pale skin than tan asian color
51:00 <Transmatron> you just habe nigga skin beehhh
51:00 <simba> bunch of hell bad users active~!!!!!!
52:00 <Transmatron> simba xoxo
52:00 <BlackDevil> suck that fungus away
52:00 <Transmatron> the fresh fromg gym locker room feet smell turns me on lol dont ask my why
53:00 <beehhh> i like blue eyes guys from qld
53:00 <Transmatron> ^
53:00 <Transmatron> rofl
53:00 <partay> beehhh: Ate you a homo?
53:00 <Transmatron> thats so gay
53:00 <partay> Are
53:00 <beehhh> yes im homo
53:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
53:00 <beehhh> but not gay
53:00 <georgeandwell> hes a poof bisexual
53:00 <georgeandwell> into tranny too
53:00 <beehhh> sup georgeandwell ur a ladyboy
53:00 <simba> yeah he is a disgusting prick
53:00 <simba> with a dismembered prick
54:00 <beehhh> all asian like to dress like a women
54:00 <simba> circumsized beast
54:00 <simba> with sick ladyboy feitshes
54:00 <simba> a sick foul beast
54:00 <beehhh> simba sucked my dick and swallowed me cum otherday
54:00 <simba> a sick foul drunk beast
54:00 <Transmatron> for 666 is the number of the beast
54:00 <beehhh> thanks heaven simba is not from qld hes from south africa
54:00 <georgeandwell> all the white ppl on tv have tan...it makes everyone look like they been working in the mines all day
55:00 <simba> <beehhh> thanks heaven simba is not from qld hes from south africa - Shut Up, Drunk Beast
55:00 <georgeandwell> but that is what people like to see
55:00 <beehhh> i never seen any chinese working on the mine
55:00 <beehhh> all they do is running a brothel or pimp their wives
56:00 <georgeandwell> there arent that many  brothels
56:00 <georgeandwell> trust me i been to many
56:00 <beehhh> in china there are heaps of them
56:00 <beehhh> macou, hongkong, vietnam
56:00 <georgeandwell> china is a big country
56:00 <georgeandwell> there is many of many things
56:00 <georgeandwell> aussie is a small place
57:00 <beehhh> ur from the bad part of china
57:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1463496_10152009319633956_2098676974_n.jpg
58:00 <georgeandwell> the only race i never bang yet is african and aboriginal
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7TxUYJcvY
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Maid in Singapore (Apr 23, 2012) 10:30 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 151,113 views - 149 likes (61.3%), 94 dislikes (38.7%)
58:00 <BlackDevil> TIME has named Pope Francis its person of the year
59:00 <Transmatron> http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/colorado-boy-6-suspended-for-kissing-a-girl-1.1584425
59:00 <Transmatron> good
59:00 <beehhh> asian will win eventually but not under tony's lead
59:00 <BlackDevil> old news Transmatron
59:00 <Transmatron> teach him early that it is wrong to force himself onto girls 
59:00 <beehhh> he dont keep any asian in his cabinet
59:00 <Transmatron> if he does this shit at 6
59:00 <Transmatron> think of what he would do as an adult
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