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43:00 <wolfy> 2litre goon bags on sale for $7
43:00 <wolfy> at my local shops
43:00 <beehhh> thats a burgain
43:00 <wolfy> yup
43:00 <wolfy> in the freezer too
43:00 <wolfy> cold
43:00 <simba> lmao
43:00 <simba> goon is for 15 year olds you bogan
44:00 <wolfy> simba, what you drink ?
44:00 <beehhh> simba drinks satans piss
44:00 <simba> i dont drank
44:00 <wolfy> simba is a cop
44:00 <wolfy> lol
44:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5qB-9CYg2g
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fear Factory - 09 - Resurrection (May 14, 2010) 6:36 - Category: Entertainment - 159,937 views - 860 likes (98.3%), 15 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <simba> thats gotta be the worst way to escape your reality for a day, a seven dollar bag of goon, filling your gut up with a lot of cheap wine, just to feel drowsy and drunk and bad
45:00 <beehhh> i had 6bananas
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba, i see tobes today for the first time in a year
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time he saw me i was 85 kilo lol
45:00 <wolfy> simba, piss upmate
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope he wants to date
45:00 <wolfy> simba, why such a poxy cunt for?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> wolfy u like songs?
45:00 <wolfy> only wqhen im drunk
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> beemo you so pregnant, who is the mother, who is the fatheeeerr
46:00 <beehhh> wolfy be a good genuine bloke, stay home clean up ur house
46:00 <simba> ur the poxy cunt drinking goon like a teenager in the early afternoon, is ur life that bad that u need a cheap escape already
46:00 <British^Meat> jaybee bourne fuckwit
46:00 <wolfy> beehhh, i am home
46:00 <wolfy> but im not doin jack but sittin on couch
46:00 <British^Meat> hey pandas, since i got your addy, i thought maybe next yr id send you a xmas hamper?
46:00 <wolfy> fuck it
46:00 <wolfy> too hot outside
46:00 <British^Meat> Xmas must suck for u
46:00 <beehhh> outside cops might be waiting for you to arrest
46:00 <wolfy> i must be a barbie girl
46:00 <wolfy> oh in a barbie world
47:00 <wolfy> honey honey
47:00 <British^Meat> we'll all pitch in and send u something
47:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9176Srb5Y
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Berzerk (Official) (Explicit) (Sep 9, 2013) 4:21 - Category: Music - 67,923,983 views - 647,831 likes (95.8%), 28,465 dislikes (4.2%)
47:00 <British^Meat> not sure if they have a hamper full of just indian takeaway, but we'll see
47:00 <beehhh> poor people trying to save their poor house
48:00 <beehhh> the show must go on
48:00 <wolfy> beehhh doesn't have a house lol just a straw hut
48:00 <beehhh> economical
48:00 <beehhh> portable n removable
49:00 <wolfy> fuck da police
49:00 <beehhh> the new east west link must continue
49:00 <beehhh> labor sent all its money to msia done by ms wong
50:00 <wolfy> beehhh, why don't you troll in #politicaldebate ?
50:00 <beehhh> billions of dollar for sabah development for the chinese community
50:00 <wolfy> lol
50:00 <wolfy> go in that channel beehhh
50:00 <wolfy> #politicaldebate
50:00 <beehhh> cant give a fuck
50:00 <wolfy> why
50:00 <wolfy> pfft
51:00 <wolfy> this world is pathetic
51:00 <simba> why would you ask mirza of all people to join pd
51:00 <simba> lmao
51:00 <druidess> no cock
51:00 <simba> are you running that low on users...
51:00 <beehhh> you guys thrown me out like a pack of empty chips
51:00 <wolfy> simba, what cunt?
51:00 <beehhh> was humiliating enough
51:00 <simba> i said why would you ask mirza of all people to join pd
51:00 <simba> cant you read
51:00 <wolfy> simba, you face so greasy you take loads of cum on it all day
51:00 <British^Meat> [12:21] <simba> why would you ask mirza of all people to join pd
51:00 <wolfy> i ask you all to join
51:00 <wolfy> hows that
51:00 <British^Meat> i think he means, why would you, you as in wolfy/pz/youtube guy
51:00 <beehhh> simba stop calling me by my name we are not mates
51:00 <wolfy> lol
51:00 <wolfy> wow
51:00 <British^Meat> why would YOU as mirza, thats beehhh
52:00 <wolfy> people actually know who i am in here
52:00 <simba> what mirza?
52:00 <wolfy> sometimes i wonder if people even read the shit i type
52:00 <British^Meat> why would YOU ask mirza to join, as in connect
52:00 <beehhh> see BMW even got manners
52:00 <druidess> ppl know me
52:00 <beehhh> bushpig simba
52:00 <British^Meat> why would YOU ask mirza to join #pd (politicle debate)
52:00 <simba> <wolfy> people actually know who i am in here - oh we all do, shane
52:00 <British^Meat> i hope this has cleared it up
52:00 <wolfy> christian shane LULZ
52:00 <British^Meat> hah shanus
52:00 <wolfy> thats fucken hell funny
52:00 <simba> shane and mirza, two drunk fucks
52:00 <wolfy> ghagaga
52:00 <wolfy> '
52:00 <wolfy> simba, WANTA TISSUE ?
52:00 <wolfy> or two
52:00 <British^Meat> wolfy - POWER CHATTER
53:00 <wolfy> maybe you can wank on a tissue
53:00 <beehhh> shane is bit insane today
53:00 <British^Meat> go back to pasting youtube links mate
53:00 <druidess> too drunk to fk
53:00 <wolfy> karn mate
53:00 <British^Meat> you were slightly nicer then
53:00 <wolfy> lighten up
53:00 <wolfy> got a goon bag
53:00 <wolfy> who wants a glass of red or white
53:00 <wolfy> and a ciggie
53:00 <simba> nobody wants goon!!!
53:00 <{LeE}> i have 4 packs of pads :O
53:00 <beehhh> druidess is a cow of qld
53:00 <{LeE}> toms here
53:00 <wolfy> tampons
53:00 <{LeE}> he came yesterday 
53:00 <{LeE}> mwahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
53:00 <beehhh> mama wont get up to make my breakfast :(
53:00 <wolfy> :S
54:00 <wolfy> raging hard today
54:00 <{LeE}> whos raging 
54:00 <wolfy> me
54:00 <beehhh> you guys are all sadden
54:00 <{LeE}> aunty flow is here 
54:00 <beehhh> simba is worse
54:00 <wolfy> sadaam husseins
54:00 <wolfy> simba just needs to lighten up abit
54:00 <beehhh> fuck it i;m out
54:00 <wolfy> stop complaining
54:00 <wolfy> ok
55:00 <wolfy> so guys..
55:00 <{LeE}> rag quit
55:00 <British^Meat> [12:22] <wolfy> sometimes i wonder if people even read the shit i type
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> and u still power chat
55:00 <simba> jesus
55:00 <wolfy> w00t
55:00 <simba> one retard down
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> question time with simba
55:00 <simba> drunk adult on goon left
55:00 <simba> oh my god
55:00 <simba> its the worst one of the lot
55:00 <wolfy> :D
55:00 <British^Meat> one leaves
55:00 <British^Meat> one enters
55:00 <{LeE}> simba hes been here all day i dont think he will
56:00 <wolfy> I AM ONE OF A KIND
56:00 <wolfy> A REAL UNDERWORLD FIGURE OF AUSTNET
56:00 <{LeE}> ur a fruit loop
56:00 <simba> lee? i just got home 20 mins ago ive been up since this morning
56:00 <simba> why are you spreading lies across irc
57:00 <simba> i havent got 2 sleep in for days 
57:00 <{LeE}> buzy day friday shave legs and every thing els then have a shower do my hair then i think i might go to bed early or fuck off n go stay at someones house so i dont haVE to wake up so ferken early
57:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <{LeE}> simba i thought u were talking about wolfy
58:00 <simba> U
58:00 <{LeE}> me?
58:00 <simba> yea going to bed sounds good
58:00 <{LeE}> im not drunk
58:00 <wolfy> AHHH
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> i know
58:00 <wolfy> this belt on my cargo shorts is annoying
58:00 <simba> wolfy and WiLd_TuRkeY are drunk
58:00 <{LeE}> i know 
58:00 <wolfy> simba, so ?
58:00 <{LeE}> wolfy take it off then
58:00 <wolfy> ill get naked
59:00 <{LeE}> problem solved 
59:00 <wolfy> if you get naked aswell
59:00 <simba> so u suck
59:00 <{LeE}> go for it no one can see u
59:00 <wolfy> cocks
59:00 <{LeE}> i have to go back out in a tic
59:00 <wolfy> actua;lly
59:00 <wolfy> if you walked upto the front of my house
59:00 <{LeE}> no thanx
59:00 <wolfy> you could probably pear in my lounge room and see me at the TV
59:00 <druidess> lolll
59:00 <Skrotus> mmm pear
59:00 <{LeE}> :/
59:00 <wolfy> hmmm
00:00 <{LeE}> oh dear
00:00 <wolfy> Skrotus, are yuo a pearer?
00:00 <druidess> pearing toms
00:00 <wolfy> hehe
00:00 <{LeE}> peeping toms
00:00 <wolfy> sometimes i try not to look 
00:00 <wolfy> for long
00:00 <wolfy> then i look away
00:00 <Skrotus> well I generally prefer apple but I enjoy the occasional pear
00:00 <wolfy> maybe they look straight at me
00:00 <wolfy> thinking
00:00 <wolfy> i wonder if hes gay
00:00 <{LeE}> lol ^5 Skrotus
00:00 <druidess> i think pear is yuck
01:00 <wolfy> what about orange
01:00 <druidess> its ok
01:00 <British^Meat> do you think wolfy really is drunk?
01:00 <{LeE}> fuck im off cyas
01:00 <wolfy> orange juice i like
01:00 <British^Meat> its only 12:30
01:00 <{LeE}> gotta pick me chickhead up
01:00 <{LeE}> the child even
01:00 <wolfy> British^Meat, doesnt matter really what time it is
01:00 <Mew> our clock says 5 for every hour
02:00 <wolfy> its all an illusion
02:00 <simba> when wolfys awake he needs that cheap escape 
02:00 <simba> no matter the time of day
02:00 <wolfy> simba, yup
02:00 <wolfy> goon bag
02:00 <wolfy> charge on da goon
02:00 <wolfy> IRC
02:00 <wolfy> thats the life
02:00 <Mew> http://www.coolthings.com.au/sites/default/files/time_to_drink_novelty_clock_l.jpg
02:00 <wolfy> i live the high life
02:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <wolfy> goon and IRC
03:00 <druidess> they should label a cheap goon called irc goon
03:00 <wolfy> lol
03:00 <wolfy> mirc goon
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> goonbag
04:00 <simba> lol good 1 john
04:00 <wolfy> flagen
04:00 <wolfy> cask
04:00 <wolfy> bag
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sorry to break it to you but im sober today
04:00 <wolfy> WiLd_TuRkeY, for now
04:00 <druidess> lies
05:00 <beehhh> labor stole money from aus by the finance minister
05:00 <simba> die mirza 
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh how are you?
06:00 <beehhh> you die 1st kunt
06:00 <beehhh> good thx m8
06:00 <druidess> fuk off beehhh
06:00 <simba> nobody cares bout ur ninemsn news non update updates
06:00 <beehhh> simba is son of ms wong
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh why did you come back?
06:00 <beehhh> 13http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
06:00 <beehhh> i havent
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh where did you grow up?
07:00 <druidess> should deport beehhh from austnet also
07:00 <beehhh> druidess is a milking cow stays behind robina shopping centre
07:00 <druidess> hehe
07:00 <wolfy> fuck
08:00 <wolfy> loi
08:00 <wolfy> ko]
08:00 <wolfy> i got the hiccups
08:00 <beehhh> drink another glass she'll be right
08:00 <wolfy> laughing too much
09:00 <druidess> hold ur breath for 30mins
09:00 <simba> die mirza die!!!!
09:00 <beehhh> labor gambled with country's wealth
10:00 <wolfy> i dont even have to breath lol
10:00 <beehhh> simba dont call me by ur name i'm goin to put u on ignore in a mini
10:00 <wolfy> my body is fucked
10:00 <Skrotus> simba needs a 4:20 novelty clock
10:00 <simba> i dont care mirza!!!!!!
10:00 <beehhh> silly cunt
10:00 <simba> mirza mirza mirza you linked your own name in here
10:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sure how it would work though
11:00 <beehhh> but i dont call ur name simba all the time
11:00 <wolfy> hakkunna mattata
11:00 <beehhh> unless u wanna marry me
11:00 <simba> you dont know my name i never gave it to you
11:00 <wolfy> oh look out
11:00 <wolfy> hes got ya name
11:00 <simba> you wouldve seen it on skype ages ago but you wouldve forgot
11:00 <beehhh> i dont want your name doesnt concern me
12:00 <simba> ok good
12:00 <simba> good 1 mirza
12:00 <beehhh> i'm not a shifty cunt like ur
12:00 <wolfy> haha
12:00 <simba> how is you telling me your name shifty? lol
12:00 <beehhh> you are gay arent you simba
12:00 <wolfy> lolo
13:00 <simba> dont be rude mirza
13:00 <wolfy> IRC makes you gay
13:00 <British^Meat> i saw beehhh's facebook the other day
13:00 <beehhh> well i cant get a visa back due to lack of money for study
13:00 <British^Meat> he commented on a fellow friends post
13:00 <British^Meat> god its soooooooooooo boring
13:00 <wolfy> beehhh, rob a bank
13:00 <Skrotus> you and beehhh have a mutual friend?
14:00 <Skrotus> facebook is kind of scary sometimes
14:00 <wolfy> facebook is boring
14:00 <British^Meat> i know...
14:00 <wolfy> mirc is way better than facebook
14:00 <simba> it is
14:00 <beehhh> simba if you marry me i might forgive you calling me by my name all the time
14:00 <British^Meat> i thought why the fuck would anyone add that stooge
14:00 <simba> stfu mirza!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <wolfy> mirc is for people who actually spend time on the internet
14:00 <Skrotus> some people seem to just add everybody
14:00 <British^Meat> wait maybe it wasnt a mutual friend and i was just browsing thier FB
14:00 <wolfy> facebook people are people who just never go on the internet and know fuckall about it
15:00 <simba> those are gigantic, gigantic generalisationsbut i see your point
15:00 <Skrotus> but almost everybody is on facebook
15:00 <wolfy> yer but its shit
16:00 <wolfy> its web browser based
16:00 <simba> do u really think that
16:00 <wolfy> IRC is whole differant protocol
16:00 <simba> i know a bunch of people that just dont have fb they did for a while but "got over it"
16:00 <wolfy> than http
16:00 <simba> people dont need it
16:00 <simba> and people are finding that out
16:00 <beehhh> lot of krazy people in australia
16:00 <beehhh> mama wont wake up to make my breakfast
17:00 <Skrotus> I know a few I guess
17:00 <beehhh> she was bashed to death by someone like you
17:00 <Skrotus> someone like me?
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> mirza is having three conversations at once
17:00 <simba> to himself
17:00 <beehhh> ten
19:00 <beehhh> gimme the power of ten holy ghosts
22:00 <simba> mirza
22:00 <simba> shes a mirzaac mirzaaac
22:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B21DNzOiQmY
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: T-Rex - Get It On (lyrics) (Dec 19, 2012) 4:26 - Category: Music - 4,253 views - 33 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <simba> thats such a TheRon tune to link to
26:00 <wolfy> im pingin
27:00 <druidess> i fried
28:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 367,066 views - 1,212 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
29:00 <simba> hi john
36:00 <simba> the stig, blackdevil, pollock and adonis make up #politicaldiscussion nowadays
36:00 <simba> 3 utter retards and a bodybuilder to keep them in line
37:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NFaocF4QbY
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: darryl braithwaite-riding with horses (Jul 15, 2008) 4:09 - Category: People and Blogs - 49,442 views - 45 likes (93.8%), 3 dislikes (6.3%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <simba> hi john
43:00 <doctor> Just because you're a hired killer, doesn't mean you should neglect looking fabulous http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/17/12/08/mexican-drug-cartels-on-social-media
43:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyosPwwTl7s
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toto-Africa lyrics (Aug 4, 2009) 4:49 - Category: Music - 1,019,363 views - 3,556 likes (96.9%), 113 dislikes (3.1%)
43:00 <BlackDevil> Nation Would Not Be Surprised If Chris Brown Allegedly Traveled Back In Time And Punched Anne Frank
43:00 <wolfy> lol
45:00 <simba> aussies dont care about chris brown jokes
45:00 <doctor> is that some kind of sweet treat?
46:00 <wolfy> im gonna go catch some mud crabs
46:00 <wolfy> how do i catch them doctor
47:00 <wolfy> now i need another song
47:00 <wolfy> damn
48:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoVM-TzG9Ok
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simply Red - So Many People (Sep 25, 2013) 5:22 - Category: Music - 795 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <simba> thats a lovely tune shane
49:00 <wolfy> thanks mate
49:00 <wolfy> try not to laugh too hard
49:00 <simba> so many people... in the neighbourhood
50:00 <simba> i not laughing i like trumpets
50:00 <wolfy> i been laughin pretty hard last couple of days
50:00 <wolfy> especially at IRC
50:00 <simba> thats cute. youre a little cutie
50:00 <simba> did christian_shane make you laugh
51:00 <wolfy> yeh
51:00 <wolfy> i nearly got the hiccups over that
53:00 <simba> jah wars
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost fishin time jigga
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba check this out
55:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNDgbq70DY4
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Savage Garden To The Moon And Back Lyrics (Oct 8, 2010) 5:42 - Category: Howto and Style - 369,967 views - 1,145 likes (97.3%), 32 dislikes (2.7%)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah
55:00 <doctor> here you go wolfy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmQYTrNoOxE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Concrete Blonde - Joey (Jun 22, 2012) 4:08 - Category: Music - 112,450 views - 610 likes (97.3%), 17 dislikes (2.7%)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ytrZCzVa8
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRUKENDOOS XL (Final round) - DAMIR VS TAWFIQ - THE NOTORIOUS IBE 2012 (Sep 10, 2012) 3:23 - Category: Travel and Events - 2,118 views - 8 likes (80%), 2 dislikes (20%)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
56:00 <wolfy> hmm
56:00 <Serenity> laughing is good for you
56:00 <Serenity> releases endorphins
57:00 <wolfy> good song doctor 
57:00 <Skrotus> sounds like a drug to me
57:00 <wolfy> Serenity, not as much as meth
57:00 <Skrotus> ban laughing! think of the children!
57:00 <Serenity> well true..
57:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive why 
57:00 <wolfy> meth is a hell of a drug
59:00 <simba> wtf cincinnati
01:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFy1luxL0A
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What's Up--4 Non Blondes [Lyrics On Screen] (Jul 24, 2009) 4:56 - Category: Music - 11,961,065 views - 32,322 likes (97.8%), 713 dislikes (2.2%)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad no shroom ups near vic
03:00 <wolfy> dont you hate it when people keep talking and dont give you a chance to speak on purpose.
04:00 <doctor> thats a good one too
04:00 <doctor> i like loud female vocals
05:00 <simba> like in arch enemy
05:00 <wolfy> yeh i like female singers
05:00 <wolfy> they're the best
05:00 <wolfy> alanis morrisette
06:00 <fawks> ok
06:00 <wolfy> fawks, who are you ?
07:00 <simba> lauryn hill blows marrisette out of the water
07:00 <fawks> nobody 
07:00 <simba> welcome fawusxs
07:00 <wolfy> i dunno much about kauryn hill
07:00 <fawks> hi
07:00 <simba> sif the fugees
07:00 <wolfy> hi hi
07:00 <wolfy> whos another good female singer who has good guitar backtracks
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha if i catch least one squid my italian neighbour will give me some nice italian vino
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> score
08:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQjh261rU8
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lauryn Hill - To Zion (Jun 6, 2012) 6:11 - Category: Music - 220,111 views - 977 likes (96.5%), 35 dislikes (3.5%)
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba i hung out with tobes for n hr jus then ay he WAS all boggled how thin i am rofld
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs shit shower
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's bitch raping time.
08:00 <simba> u really care about appearance dont u
09:00 <simba> i have 2 link this bitch 2
09:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5ZU06JDN4
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Björk - Oceania (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
10:00 <fawks> marijuana 
10:00 <fawks> but why
10:00 <fawks> but doctor we don't have marijuana in this hospital 
11:00 <wolfy> lol
11:00 <wolfy> we're all on drips
11:00 <simba> whats that guys name that says that line
11:00 <simba> remember that hell average college movie he made
11:00 <simba> van wiulder that was it
12:00 <simba> wilder
12:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiK2JlBpzvI
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack-Angel (Mezzanine album) (Mar 21, 2009) 6:20 - Category: Music - 814,447 views - 3,870 likes (98.3%), 65 dislikes (1.7%)
12:00 <fawks> idk I always forget it
12:00 <fawks> massive attack <3
13:00 <simba> this thing on youtube said "old school" was one of the great 90s college comedys.. so i watched it and it was really average
13:00 <simba> vince vaughn and will ferrell
13:00 <fawks> heh
14:00 <fawks> I'm eating chicken and chips w/ garlic
14:00 <fawks> amazing breath.
15:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk-8NVNeSmM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Real Niggaz Don't Die (The Explicit) (Mar 5, 2011) 3:45 - Category: Music - 39,358 views - 120 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
15:00 <BlackDevil> you are a liar simba, if australia did not care about chris brown, he would not have concerts there
16:00 <fawks> ...
16:00 <simba> he doesnt
16:00 <fawks> you need another hobby... celeb obsessions are lame 
17:00 <BlackDevil> fawks obsession is lamer
17:00 <fawks> exactly 
17:00 <fawks> so move on
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> yea ur obsession with faux is lamer
17:00 <simba> how did  a man get into celebrity gossip anyway
17:00 <simba> did you always like it thru school
18:00 <fawks> lmao
18:00 <simba> intriguing
18:00 <wolfy> eazy
18:00 <simba> easy kahn
18:00 <wolfy> eazy e
19:00 <simba> lets keep linking female vocalists
19:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfp-2uYkDi4
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NWA-Prelude (feat. Above The Law)-Efil4zaggin (Oct 6, 2009) 2:30 - Category: Music - 6,745 views - 22 likes (95.7%), 1 dislikes (4.3%)
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <simba> no theyre black men
19:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_20tKuKtF8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billie Holiday - These Foolish Things (May 21, 2009) 3:22 - Category: Music - 53,638 views - 275 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
20:00 <Q{> oh simba likes female singers like me too
20:00 <simba> singers and butts
21:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TAtNjdQ9fM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hera - Feels so good (Jan 28, 2008) 3:03 - Category: Music - 229,004 views - 464 likes (94.5%), 27 dislikes (5.5%)
21:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfp-2uYkDi4
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NWA-Prelude (feat. Above The Law)-Efil4zaggin (Oct 6, 2009) 2:30 - Category: Music - 6,745 views - 22 likes (95.7%), 1 dislikes (4.3%)
21:00 <fawks> hi hoooney
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLJQP92pntk
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rachael MacFarlane - Out of this World (Live @ Highline Ballroom, NYC) (Nov 8, 2012) 5:00 - Category: Music - 1,086 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <chris[m]> thanks for that, but never been a fan of fish
24:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcm8BShoRM0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy E- Creep N Crawl (Aug 1, 2011) 4:12 - Category: Music - 269 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <simba> why did it take me this long to realise danny brown just rips off eazy
25:00 <simba> that beat owns
25:00 <simba> these niggas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NckOfWGl1o
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brand Nubian - Return Of The Dread (Mar 24, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 19,820 views - 115 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
26:00 <fawks> did doogie howser just steal my fucking car
28:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6EirL1kU8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial - South London Boroughs (Jul 23, 2009) 5:05 - Category: Music - 18,731 views - 192 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <wolfy> anyone wanna hear a funny story
28:00 <wolfy> when ya ready
29:00 <simba> me https://24.media.tumblr.com/338035e15f1c3d03e337051fd9272d0a/tumblr_mxqd6jVhW11rjqdhho1_500.jpg
31:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cAnueOj4Cg
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy E Boyz In Da Hood (Oct 2, 2013) 6:20 - Category: People and Blogs - 867 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <simba> lol just saw a gifset of marilyn manson on californication 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken choice goin snorkling
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba u like that bboy vid?
33:00 <wolfy> PandasDontDrive, watch out for sharks
34:00 <Q{> http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/soldier-responds-letter-first-grader/
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> pff
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont bother me
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> had 2 encounters
34:00 <wolfy> what shoes you wearin
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah goin snorkling on the reef
34:00 <wolfy> nikes?
34:00 <simba> did  u bash em
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> just dcs i wear round the house
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> tank top
34:00 <wolfy> i kill you for my air max 95's
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> floral pattern shorts n camo boardies
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i have a g string on just for u
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have better
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> my Air Max
35:00 <The_Baron> oh shit it's the cops....
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> brand new
35:00 <wolfy> air max 95's
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> expensive shit
35:00 <wolfy> yeh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
35:00 <Mew> did you rub your dick on them?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 400 dollar Nike 400 series
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> love shoes wolfy!
36:00 <The_Baron> I can never wear nike or adidas shoes
36:00 <The_Baron> they always fall apart on me within 3 months
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> usually i spend a hundred on shoes at realstore for tennis style fred perry n lacoste
36:00 <wolfy> same
36:00 <simba> i bought adidas shoes in london but im just not tottenham enough to wear them
36:00 <simba> vans for life 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye love my aligators
36:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPCdJbZYXo
36:00 <wolfy> nah my air max last years
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Die Antwoord - XP€N$IV $H1T (Jul 31, 2012) 4:21 - Category: Music - 882,699 views - 4,302 likes (95.5%), 201 dislikes (4.5%)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba
36:00 <wolfy> fkn pox
36:00 <wolfy> pos
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> vans r cool had some threw em out wre wreckin my heels
36:00 <simba> should sell em on ebay
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> like cuttin the back
36:00 <wolfy> nah fuck vans
36:00 <wolfy> theyre flat
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 10 pairs of shoes
37:00 <The_Baron> I used to be a chuck taylor fiend, but got sick of that too
37:00 <wolfy> skate shoes are fucked cause they fla
37:00 <simba> me 2
37:00 <wolfy> flat sh
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cola, juice, lastoste, nike, reebot, dc etc
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> love my colas
37:00 <The_Baron> Etnies are good, they seem to last
37:00 <wolfy> sneakers are only good shoe
37:00 <The_Baron> but no skate shops wanna sell em anymore
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> juice r good too
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> juice have rad skates
37:00 <Mew> LOL lastoste
37:00 <wolfy> yeh
37:00 <wolfy> juiced
37:00 <simba> sneakers are for athletes or old men
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol lacoste?
37:00 <wolfy> err
37:00 <The_Baron> I'm all about comfort, Campers are the shit
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol mew u dont know bout shoes ok
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
38:00 <Mew> you just called them lastoste you big intellectual
38:00 <wolfy> even reebok are good 
38:00 <wolfy> i wear reebok
38:00 <simba> lol lastoste and reebot
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i got reebot DMX
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> they were 270
38:00 <wolfy> party up
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> back in 2004
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> still mint
38:00 <Mew> hes still doing reebot
38:00 <wolfy> i threw mine out after i thrashed them
38:00 <The_Baron> who here got beaten up for their Air Jordans in the 90's?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav r the 400 series nikes
38:00 <simba> is reebot a different brand?
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <wolfy> best skate shoe i had was Es'
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> reebok*
39:00 <wolfy> when i used to skate
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew lay off man :P
39:00 <wolfy> but now i just parkwar
39:00 <simba> es way my fav pair too
39:00 <wolfy> parkour
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls dont ruin my zen
39:00 <simba> my stilettos are my fav now
39:00 <Mew> you'll get it back when you go snorkelling
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as ur jesting im ok with it
40:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cAnueOj4Cg
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy E Boyz In Da Hood (Oct 2, 2013) 6:20 - Category: People and Blogs - 867 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise ill put u on ignore cause today is awesome n dont need crap
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for david cassidy - when im the rock and roll star!
41:00 <The_Baron> Mew Pew Pew Pew Pew
41:00 <Mew> Pirates got "Le Coq" shoes and theyve got a cock on them
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox one update has the system load up in 8 seconds
41:00 <simba> i never had a pair of high top chucks though, i hate the bigger shoes 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> le coq lol cool, r u bein serious?
41:00 <simba> nikes are just trucks on your feet
41:00 <simba> look ridiculous
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> big shoes suck
41:00 <Mew> http://www.theiconic.com.au/Deauville-Plus-103129.html?wt_se=au.sem_nonbrand.google.pla.adgroup.ad&gclid=CJOByaertrsCFQdfpgodoQ0A9Q
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love my high top lacoste
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> they is green n blue
42:00 <The_Baron> I got a pair of high top chuck's still, they got hippy flower prints on em
42:00 <simba> oh le coq is that tottenham brand
42:00 <Mew> yesssssss ive still got my chucks
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh those are CHOICE
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want a pair
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> saves link
42:00 <Mew> types on keyboard
42:00 <The_Baron> nah those look a bit preppy
43:00 <The_Baron> maybe if I was into Beneton sweaters, sure
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fXCF2RLAcs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: insane clown posse - Slim Anus (Feb 15, 2008) 4:23 - Category: Music - 468,225 views - 1,992 likes (71.6%), 791 dislikes (28.4%)
43:00 <simba> wtf Bastardly_One
43:00 <simba> why link to that in 2013
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea
44:00 <The_Baron> ICP kinda fucked up calling eminem slim anus
44:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
44:00 <simba> halt die klappe plappermaul!!!!
44:00 <The_Baron> all he did was say pretty much yeah he does have a slim anus coz he aint a bunch of faggots like ICP
44:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWanzjxKY4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Esham Silicone (Aug 24, 2013) 3:28 - Category: People and Blogs - 445 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew cheers for that link so gettin them
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope in black
47:00 <The_Baron> well I got a couple grand to spend before christmas
47:00 <simba> 1 spliff a day keep the evil away
47:00 <simba> nice 1q
48:00 <simba> spend some on me
48:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
48:00 <The_Baron> prolly gonna get a proper telly
48:00 <The_Baron> still got a shitty ol' tube style number
49:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NaEy_Wk_YA
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NATAS - Wicked World Wide [WWW.COM] - Bite It (Jan 23, 2012) 2:54 - Category: Music - 1,710 views - 18 likes (94.7%), 1 dislikes (5.3%)
49:00 <The_Baron> but then I need a new laptop as well, and I need a new bed base, and fuck
50:00 <wolfy> i want a laptop for christmas
50:00 <wolfy> alienware
50:00 <The_Baron> they are damn pricey 
51:00 <wolfy> yer i dunno
51:00 <wolfy> haven't gone to stores and checked out yet
51:00 <The_Baron> cheapest one I seen was like 1500
51:00 <The_Baron> and that was online
51:00 <wolfy> 3k 
51:00 <simba> i bought 1 straight through their website and it was delivered in a gigantic box
52:00 <wolfy> yer
52:00 <wolfy> nice and fresh :)
52:00 <simba> i mean the kind of box youd think 10 laptops would be inside
52:00 <The_Baron> luckily I aint a gamer
52:00 <The_Baron> all I need is a decent soundcard and enough power to run abelton
52:00 <wolfy> but some of them have problems and you have to send them back to the manufature
52:00 <wolfy> to get them fixed
53:00 <simba> the 17 inch beasts get very hot
53:00 <simba> u need a cooling pad for them
53:00 <wolfy> usually the hard drives fault
53:00 <wolfy> seg faults etc...
53:00 <The_Baron> so they really are kinda redundant as a laptop
53:00 <simba> yeah
53:00 <The_Baron> when ur just gonna burn ur lap and reduce ur chances of procreation
53:00 <simba> "desktop replacement"
53:00 <The_Baron> though that aint nescessarily a bad thing
54:00 <wolfy> personally i think recent versions of hardware are over doing it on the software side of things
54:00 <simba> not a good all out laptop but i guess if you can afford an alienware you can buy a tablet for a few hundred bucks and use that as the half way device
54:00 <The_Baron> isn't it odd, back in the 90's the hardware couldn't keep up with the software development
54:00 <wolfy> no point really
54:00 <The_Baron> now it is completely reversed
54:00 <wolfy> yep
54:00 <wolfy> i mean try installing redhat 9.0 on a new PC just wont even run
55:00 <wolfy> lol
55:00 <wolfy> wasn't designed for it
55:00 <The_Baron> like when carmegeddon first came out, NO ONE had a system that could run it at full resolution and top specs
55:00 <wolfy> yeh
55:00 <wolfy> well
55:00 <wolfy> win95
56:00 <simba> windows me
56:00 <wolfy> i think some of these new laptops they are making are just a joke
56:00 <simba> we had that on our pc back in the day, we fell for it
56:00 <wolfy> lol windows me was such a hunk of shit
56:00 <simba> i think we went back to 98 quickly
56:00 <wolfy> windows me was a complete fail
56:00 <wolfy> so many bugs on those OS's
56:00 <wolfy> its all fucked really
56:00 <wolfy> the best OS is redhat 
57:00 <wolfy> because its built stable
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah ME and Vista were just terrible
57:00 <wolfy> redhat was the most stable linux distro ever made
57:00 <The_Baron> if u want stable and fast as fuck, Opensuse is the shit
57:00 <wolfy> fuck off
57:00 <wolfy> redhat is better than suse
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah but redhat is fucking discontinued
57:00 <wolfy> redhat was built by the people who fucking invented opensource and GNU
58:00 <wolfy> or GUN
58:00 <wolfy> GNU
58:00 <wolfy> some of them come from india
58:00 <The_Baron> Opensuse currently is the better linux OS
58:00 <wolfy> nah its not
58:00 <wolfy> slackware is
58:00 <The_Baron> pfft
58:00 <wolfy> well linux
58:00 <The_Baron> Opensuse is faster
58:00 <wolfy> but freebsd is the best option
59:00 <The_Baron> Ubuntu however is a piece of shit
59:00 <wolfy> fuck that
59:00 <wolfy> lamer distro
59:00 <The_Baron> just installing a driver seems to be a ordeal and a half
59:00 <wolfy> i dont even have a computer
59:00 <simba> neither
59:00 <wolfy> i have a laptop that is broken so i hooked it upto me TV but when i was younger i had a room FULL literally of PC's
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> <The_Baron> well I got a couple grand to spend before christmas <- grab a bottle of Hennesey and a nice cigar
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
59:00 <wolfy> the screen is broken on this toshiba laptop
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and buy a ps4 and xbox one
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwahaha
00:00 <wolfy> i heard somenoe say
00:00 <The_Baron> PandasDontDrive, u know what dude, that is actually something I enjoy and haven't done since I quit dealing
00:00 <wolfy> there was steam OS
00:00 <wolfy> wtf is that
00:00 <wolfy> that would make sense
00:00 <simba> theres some steam console now
00:00 <The_Baron> so yes, henney and a cohiba 2 it is
00:00 <simba> i dont like the idea of it!!!!
00:00 <The_Baron> the steambox mneh
00:00 <wolfy> yeah
00:00 <wolfy> but thats lame
00:00 <The_Baron> it's a ripoff
00:00 <wolfy> its like fucking 
01:00 <wolfy> mobile fones
01:00 <wolfy> lame as fuck
01:00 <wolfy> iphone was a flop
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> word The_Baron
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sellin valium today
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
01:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> 30 bcks
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> 50 pack
01:00 <wolfy> anyone interested in linux would hard core study
01:00 <wolfy> c
01:00 <wolfy> in vi
01:00 <wolfy> learn how linux works
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> grab some beers and a white wine for mum for tonight n couple reds for me
01:00 <wolfy> commands
01:00 <wolfy> etc..
01:00 <The_Baron> shit my old hood, people pay 10 bucks for 3 tablets
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin snorkling
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> n fishin
02:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hIPiXPnZao
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ESHAM - CLOSED CASKET (1994) - FULL ALBUM (Oct 23, 2013) 01:07:29 - Category: Music - 3,422 views - 40 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <The_Baron> goddamn this weed is fucken devestating
03:00 <The_Baron> u know when u get some shit, and it looks really crappy, and ur almost about to take it back
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> id like some weed
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <The_Baron> then u have a cone or two and go FUCK ME DEAD
03:00 <The_Baron> that's what I got now
03:00 <simba> damn
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> my limerick on fb ended with weed instead of rhyming with saynt cause i want WEED
03:00 <Q{> isnt that a bit excessive?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk cones
03:00 <The_Baron> Bongs fo lyf
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i pull the end off the tobacco pipe and shot it
04:00 <The_Baron> or till my lungs give in
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> or spliff
04:00 <simba> hope i get 2 bong tonight
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> werdles
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad big school isnt on tonite
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> thatd be perfect to smoke to
04:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, this weed I got looks like some 70's flashback shit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> and it smells like dirt and onions
04:00 <The_Baron> but fuck it hits like a mac truck
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i dont like that
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like it smooth
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice bliss
05:00 <wolfy> haha
05:00 <simba> ive been getting indica lately but the last shit i got was sativa and it was such a big difference
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> tis y i smoke joints mostly
05:00 <The_Baron> yeah I got some shit from coffs too that is like that
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
05:00 <The_Baron> banana bud
05:00 <wolfy> smoke leaf
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> smooth high n watch movie
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i say shrooms r best for movies
05:00 <The_Baron> though I dunno why this strain is called banana
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
05:00 <wolfy> leaf gets ya high
05:00 <The_Baron> it smells and tastes more like a fruit salad
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk leave
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> make leaf tea
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol leave
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> made green tea b4
06:00 <wolfy> nah tea wont get ya stoned
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to chill it overnoite
06:00 <wolfy> gotta be leaf tip
06:00 <wolfy> wet shit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> marijuana tea is sweet as
06:00 <wolfy> not bud
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> but u put other shit in
06:00 <The_Baron> wet cannabis won't get u high really
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
06:00 <wolfy> leaf does
06:00 <The_Baron> THCA needs to decarboxilate into THC through drying/heat
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like outdoor
07:00 <wolfy> once leaf drys out it gets you real high
07:00 <The_Baron> that's all I got, two outdoor strains
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice choice real weed
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought bout havin a plant here
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but b disrespectful
07:00 <wolfy> indica
07:00 <The_Baron> and this oniony shit can compete against hydro any day
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> got garden anyway thats good nuff lol
07:00 <wolfy> its shit
07:00 <simba> marijuana is a beautiful sacred plant that disrespects nobody
07:00 <simba> plants give off Life
07:00 <The_Baron> indica is better for medicinal properties though
07:00 <The_Baron> better pain relief and sleep aid
08:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, lol how would you know ?
08:00 <wolfy> that for a fact
08:00 <Skrotus> what about poisonous plants?
08:00 <simba> it is a fact
08:00 <The_Baron> sativas are nice, but they are just social, good to feel a bit happier, but won't help with aches
08:00 <wolfy> carefull what you mess around with
08:00 <simba> i was even thinking about talking to my old man about smoking some indica for his back
08:00 <The_Baron> Simba, it's well known that indica is better for pain management
08:00 <simba> how long can you keep going to doctors and eating their drugs
08:00 <simba> yea 
08:00 <The_Baron> plus it tends to have more cbd and cbn's in em than sativas
08:00 <simba> vs sativa which is the true "stoner" high
09:00 <simba> i mean the lazy high
09:00 <The_Baron> sativa is up high
09:00 <wolfy> smoke some shrooms
09:00 <The_Baron> there are some sativas that are downers
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah fkn took ages for friend to add me on fb
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> request was pending for MONTHS
09:00 <wolfy> weed fucked
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shes like a real close mate 
09:00 <wolfy> cause its illegal
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> WEED FUCKED
09:00 <wolfy> DEAD BODY 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed has always been illegal in aus bro
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> sux
09:00 <The_Baron> not always
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> we should have it 'tollerated' like in amsterdam
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes always
10:00 <Skrotus> only since there have been laws
10:00 <Skrotus> :P
10:00 <The_Baron> 1920's it was legal
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> what?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> kidding me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in SA
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lawyer told me it was never legal in SA
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Fuck you dealer!" "No.. fuck with me."
11:00 <wolfy> under last lib gov it was legal to have 2 small outdoors
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> no it wasnt
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> not legal
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> tollerated
11:00 <simba> there was a time of course where all those "laws" didnt exist....
11:00 <wolfy> it was but they banned that
11:00 <wolfy> quick
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a big difference
11:00 <wolfy> it was legal for awhile
11:00 <wolfy> in the 90's
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> like it's never been legal in AMsterdam
11:00 <The_Baron> wha?
11:00 <wolfy> thats what makes it worse tho
11:00 <The_Baron> I dunno
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> tollerated gets the dealers off the streets
11:00 <wolfy> they just make it worse
12:00 <wolfy> wont even be weed anymore
12:00 <The_Baron> there would have been no reason to make it illegal before the 20's
12:00 <Skrotus> they should legalise and tax it, good source of government income
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell that to the americans
12:00 <simba> people used to use it foreverything, to make clothes, medicine
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah tollerate it man
12:00 <The_Baron> well the yanks are on board
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> legalising it would stir trouble
12:00 <The_Baron> hell they got two states that have legalised it
12:00 <The_Baron> and australia is still dragging its feet
12:00 <simba> cannabis is the cure for cancer
12:00 <The_Baron> coz this country is full of conservative fucks who are afraid of change
13:00 <The_Baron> simba, this is something I will not fully agree with
13:00 <The_Baron> I don't like that it's called a cure
13:00 <Skrotus> it would reduce crime and raise government revenue
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hemp farms exist in Tas
13:00 <The_Baron> yes it can treat, and yes there are many people who have gone into remission 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think that's for rope and clothes and shit
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOO WOO WOO
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive never been snorkling
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> IS IT FUhN?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> u woulda ye
14:00 <The_Baron> but it aint a cure for all cancers
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> n pirate
14:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, cannibis oil has proven to cure brain cancer
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> arrr snarrklin
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> cure
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I have an idea why without having read into it
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> kewl
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> be a good read
14:00 <simba> i wouldnt think smoking a bong would rid you of cancer but the natural healing powers of cannabis go unspoken of!!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> id like to have my genes tested
14:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, yeah I know that, but there are also people who didn't cure any tumours with it either
14:00 <Bastardly_One> thc stores in the fat deposits of your brain
14:00 <The_Baron> it's definitely a awesome treatment that can potentially cure
14:00 <wolfy> hmmm bottled water
14:00 <wolfy> spit that tap shit out
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> to know which coupling of genes I have to determine how likely I am to suffer psychosis from smoking weed
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon im one good one bad gene
15:00 <The_Baron> but I don't think it is good to call it a cure yet
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> b sweet to have two good genes like simba prob has
15:00 <simba> i stopped drinking tap water i really started to dislike the taste anywhere
15:00 <Skrotus> I don't think these wacky sounding claims really help the debate
15:00 <simba> theyre only whacky sounding cos theyre new!
15:00 <wolfy> simba, i drink bottled water
15:00 <Skrotus> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba at the loose caboose up the road from me they have soda water on tap
15:00 <The_Baron> Oh I know it can kill off cancer cells
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> like next to the normal water in an old basin lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh brb
16:00 <The_Baron> but it aint a all out cure
16:00 <simba> no of course not
16:00 <simba> not even chopping the cancer out in hospital gets rid of it 
16:00 <The_Baron> it's no more of a cure than chemo is in a way
16:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL7qUZQeOto
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DMX - Where da Hood at (Lyrics) (Jun 1, 2011) 4:46 - Category: Music - 25,333 views - 162 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
16:00 <Skrotus> well it does sometimes
16:00 <The_Baron> like chemo can kill off cancer cells, it has put people into remission
16:00 <The_Baron> but it aint called a cure
17:00 <Skrotus> yeah well it's like amputation being a cure for gangrene
17:00 <The_Baron> so hence cannabis shouldn't be called a cure either, but it's definitely a better alternative than chemo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fair call Skrotus
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and fair point The_Baron
18:00 <The_Baron> hell rather ingest 1 gram of hash oil everyday and be stoned and happy and fucked up than puking unhappy and fucked up
18:00 <doctor> chemo seems terrible
18:00 <simba> there is a guy called rick simpson who talks a lot about the healing properties of hemp oil i was linked to one of his videos and should watch it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've seen chemo second hand with a few people
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah I have read everything that rick simpson has put up
18:00 <Skrotus> it's all terrible it's just better than death in some cases
18:00 <simba> is he legit then
18:00 <The_Baron> u should look into Mullaway Man (Tony Bower)
19:00 <The_Baron> his research is miles ahead of ricks
19:00 <simba> woot
19:00 <doctor> i can't help but think chemo kills a fair few people who may otherwise have lived if they didn't undergo such an invasive treatment
19:00 <Skrotus> some people refuse chemo so their last moments aren't ruined
19:00 <The_Baron> doctor, it's really a fucked up grey area
19:00 <wolfy> maybe they just need a can of tuna
19:00 <The_Baron> either way, it's a gamble
19:00 <wolfy> and a orange juice
20:00 <simba> and to put the iphone down
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> bark
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn choice out
21:00 <The_Baron> the thing is, in a very raw extracted state cannabis oil is quite effective
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> mums like dont get eaten by a great white
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i said pray
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> she said ok
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said no mum
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> pray for the great white ;)
21:00 <wolfy> and for dinner....baking soda with vodka
21:00 <The_Baron> imagine if there was the kind of research they conducted for dick stiffening medication
21:00 <The_Baron> they probably would unlock a cure to cancer with cannabis research
22:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, no they wouldn't lol
22:00 <wolfy> thats stupid
22:00 <wolfy> cancer and aids dont even exist
22:00 <doctor> It would be nice to think so but I don't think there is any such cure that would eradicate all cancers
22:00 <wolfy> hahaha
22:00 <Skrotus> uh oh here we go
22:00 <wolfy> it doesnt even exist man
22:00 <wolfy> wake up
22:00 <The_Baron> well I think genetics will also help
22:00 <Skrotus> wake up sheeple!
22:00 <simba> something has to exist 
23:00 <wolfy> lack of fucking vitamins
23:00 <The_Baron> determining genetic coding to cater medication for the individuals
23:00 <Skrotus> lol
23:00 <Skrotus> it's not cancer, it's scurvy!
23:00 <The_Baron> and fuck off cancer doesn't exist
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> cancer is great mate
23:00 <simba> thats fucked The_Baron
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fricken great
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> morphine
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> death
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRILLIANT..
23:00 <The_Baron> what is fucked simba?
23:00 <wolfy> popies
23:00 <wolfy> yer
23:00 <wolfy> heroin is the go
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> k im out peace
23:00 <simba> <The_Baron> determining genetic coding to cater medication for the individuals - this
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> pray i see dolphins
24:00 <wolfy> k
24:00 <wolfy> pop some pills for me
24:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido - Thank You (Oct 3, 2009) 3:14 - Category: Music - 21,204,189 views - 72,212 likes (98.9%), 823 dislikes (1.1%)
24:00 <The_Baron> well why not, this has been a problem with pharmocology though, there are many chemicals out there that can treat all sorts of conditions they can't release because a small minority of people have a bad reaction to them
24:00 <wolfy> they dont treat anything
24:00 <The_Baron> so if we can determine who is likely to have a bad or good reaction to which chemical, we can cater to that need
25:00 <wolfy> nah
25:00 <wolfy> you're thinking about it all wrong The_Baron
25:00 <The_Baron> do elaborate
25:00 <Skrotus> don't say that
26:00 <simba> how would you determine that you would have to know everything about their genetic make up as soon as theyre born
26:00 <wolfy> its just not plauseable to agree with what you're saying
26:00 <simba> chip ur kids?
26:00 <doctor> It was probably a mistake for us to become conscious of our own deaths
26:00 <wolfy> it is upto an individual to heal one self
26:00 <The_Baron> wolfy, ur merely dismissing without any real argument
27:00 <wolfy> nope
27:00 <The_Baron> "oh it's not plausible" full stop...nice use of rhetoric
27:00 <wolfy> so how do you think the human body cures itself ?
27:00 <wolfy> tell me
28:00 <The_Baron> the immune system
28:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/lEZpp8P.png
28:00 <wolfy> which is run by what?
28:00 <wolfy> vitamin C
28:00 <wolfy> oily fish
28:00 <Mew> the matty shark-bait guy sounds like an absolute cockhead on his facebook lol
28:00 <The_Baron> not just vitamin C
28:00 <Skrotus> hahahaha
28:00 <Mew> christies beach scum
28:00 <Skrotus> see it's scurvy
28:00 <wolfy> eat some fish 
28:00 <wolfy> problem solved.
28:00 <wolfy> haha
28:00 <The_Baron> don't forget Magnesium and potassium
28:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, yah but not the unnatural shit
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah but most wild fish has mercury in it
28:00 <wolfy> pure shit
28:00 <The_Baron> so yeah that'll fuck u up too
28:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <wolfy> i dunno what you eat
29:00 <wolfy> but yeh
29:00 <The_Baron> I eat organic myself personally
29:00 <The_Baron> no refined shit anymore
29:00 <wolfy> i grow my oranges organic
29:00 <wolfy> and catch my own fish
29:00 <doctor> Supa Mega Ultra Massive Omega 6x4000 , 4000 times stronger than your typical cod liver oil tablet
29:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, I agree that healthy lifestyle and a good diet are good for the immune system
30:00 <The_Baron> but what about congenital diseases
30:00 <wolfy> beides the point
30:00 <The_Baron> u can't really cure that kinda thing just with a nicely grown orange
30:00 <wolfy> some peoples bodys are differant
30:00 <wolfy> inr
30:00 <The_Baron> no shit
30:00 <wolfy> inbreeding etc..
30:00 <Skrotus> mine isn't
30:00 <wolfy> jews
30:00 <wolfy> jews and arabs inbreed
30:00 <wolfy> genetic deseases
30:00 <simba> the human race is poisoned!!!
31:00 <The_Baron> and this is likely to go into eugenics soon
31:00 <simba> and we poison ourselves willingly!!!!
31:00 <doctor> good
31:00 <The_Baron> yes let's kill off everyone who hasn't got a organic tomato plant in their garden
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <Skrotus> that's not really eugenics
31:00 <Skrotus> unless there is some sort of organic tomato growing gene
31:00 <The_Baron> I was being fuckin stoopid
31:00 <simba> is agenda 21 still a thing
31:00 <simba> de population
31:00 <Shadowgate> simba is a poof
32:00 <Skrotus> wow
32:00 <Shadowgate> upyours simba beer dog
32:00 <The_Baron> well the global population growth is actually declining
32:00 <simba> hahahahahahahah beer dog
32:00 <The_Baron> rates of death outnumber births now
32:00 <Skrotus> is it The_Baron?
32:00 <The_Baron> well only JUSt
32:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, there isn't that much population growth
32:00 <simba> Skrotus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_21
32:00 <Skrotus> I thought china and indiea were still growing like mad
32:00 <Skrotus> -e
33:00 <Skrotus> I was actually wowing at Shadowgate calling you a poof simba 
33:00 <The_Baron> well china's one child policy has helped that
33:00 <Skrotus> it seemed to come out of nowhere
33:00 <The_Baron> turned the country in a land of fags
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <Skrotus> haven't they stopped that now?
33:00 <simba> like sand thru the hourglass
33:00 <doctor> It would be morally unethical to kill someone for the sake of population control, though I don't think it would be unethical to kill yourself if you vehemently believed that, neither unethical if you settle for not having any children. The latter is probably the most reasonable method
33:00 <TheRon> like adelaide?:)
34:00 <The_Baron> yaeh the Malthusians are asking people to just stop breeding
34:00 <The_Baron> for the sake of the planet
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> adelaide rules
34:00 <wolfy> thats like Tool
34:00 <Skrotus> it would be unethical but if the worlds population were growing at an insane rate a lot of unethical things would be happening
34:00 <wolfy> Tool said the world would end
35:00 <Shadowgate> simba id love to find you and smash your face in cunt
35:00 <Shadowgate> on irc all tough you cunt pissing people off
35:00 <The_Baron> technically, we have the technology and the means to support a greater world population
35:00 <Shadowgate> you fucken dog
35:00 <Shadowgate> up yours cunt beer
35:00 <The_Baron> but when all the arable land is being used to grow bullshit like GMO corn
35:00 <simba> wolfy every band signed to a major label has been forced to talk about the world ending
35:00 <The_Baron> NiGGAS BE LIKE...
35:00 <The_Baron> ILLUMINATI
35:00 <Skrotus> oh no
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <Skrotus> the world is going to end though
36:00 <Skrotus> eventually
36:00 <The_Baron> well yeah
36:00 <The_Baron> so?
36:00 <simba> WHEN
36:00 <doctor> It's true theres enough resources to feed the world 10 times over, but I don't it's food that's the problem.
37:00 <The_Baron> doctor, of course not
37:00 <Q{> i'd eat Skrotus for supper at word's end
37:00 <The_Baron> I'm gonna say it...it's the manufactured zeitgeist
37:00 <Skrotus> I think food may become a problem in the not too distant future
38:00 <Q{> worlds*
38:00 <shadsam> wassup
38:00 <The_Baron> but mneh
38:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 367,107 views - 1,212 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
38:00 <The_Baron> people can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk...
38:00 <shadsam> lol
38:00 <The_Baron> but at the end of the day only Might Is Right
39:00 <Q{> i bet she'd taste like frog legs
39:00 <simba> Q please keep it in your pants
39:00 <The_Baron> so like slimy chicken
39:00 <The_Baron> coz that's what frogs taste like, slimy chicken
39:00 <Q{> not with good ingredients
39:00 <Skrotus> I prefer non-slimy chicken
40:00 <Q{> with good ingredients she would taste super
40:00 <The_Baron> frogs legs were eaten back in the day by poor cunts who couldn't afford proper meat
40:00 <The_Baron> now u see it served up at swank french restaurants at 40 bucks a plate
40:00 <Q{> theyre tasty man
40:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
40:00 <Q{> theyre a delicacies
40:00 <doctor> frog legs and tatoes
40:00 <wolfy> snails taste good
41:00 <simba> do u ever play a whole album through but not even really register it
41:00 <Skrotus> I do
41:00 <The_Baron> I like marinated snail with garlic butter
41:00 <Q{> sea snails or fresh water
41:00 <The_Baron> those are pretty damn good
41:00 <TheRon> when is bear grylls gonna open a rstaurant?
41:00 <Q{> yeh i agree The_Baron 
41:00 <druidess> yuk
41:00 <Skrotus> would he serve his urine or make us drink our own?
41:00 <simba> i had snail once a long time ago and liked it but then i went to france and had it served french style and it was bad
41:00 <Q{> whole new flavor and taste
42:00 <The_Baron> french style?
42:00 <Q{> lol what style u had before?
42:00 <simba> yeah i think the aussie one was served with meats and more kinda of catered for us
42:00 <simba> kind of*
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> မ်က္ရည္စက္ေတြၾကားက အၿပံဳးဆိုတာေလ ႏွင္းေတြၾကားက ေနေရာင္ျခည္ေလးလိုမ်ဳိးေပါ့ကြာsail with me into the dark
42:00 <Q{> u know how to make it taste 10 times better?
42:00 <simba> NICE
43:00 <Q{> starve urself a few days before that
43:00 <Q{> :D
43:00 <simba> i think it was the sauce with it that was ill
43:00 <Q{> luffs wickedly
43:00 <The_Baron> it's usually that garlic and parsely butter I thought
44:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind deep fried bulls testicles either
44:00 <Shadowgate> SIMBA UP YOURS BEER
44:00 <The_Baron> the texture is kinda like ox tongue
44:00 <Q{> oh no i wont go there lol
44:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, batter and fry em up
44:00 <shadsam> SIMBAS A TOOL
44:00 <The_Baron> serve it with hot sauce
44:00 <Q{> i had ox tongue before
45:00 <The_Baron> or ranch 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
45:00 <The_Baron> ^^^ I know u are but what am I
45:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <Q{> ppl know u eat these things The_Baron 
46:00 <Q{> ?
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah 
46:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1474553_1422312501336244_1659428612_n.jpg
49:00 <shadsam> LOL
49:00 <wolfy> suck cock
49:00 <The_Baron> it's the only thing I look forward to on christmas
49:00 <The_Baron> my missus gives me head in the shower
50:00 <TheRon> missus is a chick right?
50:00 <Q{> The_Baron, is a lucky guy
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah she's a chick
51:00 <The_Baron> Q{, not really, she rarely gives me head
51:00 <The_Baron> so that's why I look forward to christmas
51:00 <The_Baron> and of course bday head
51:00 <TheRon> going to court not guilty head?
51:00 <Q{> do u give her head too?
52:00 <The_Baron> Q{, well, yeah I enjoy eating pussy
52:00 <TheRon> 69, dinner for two
52:00 <Q{> what most pleasurable about it
52:00 <The_Baron> TheRon, I have had the just got out of silverwater head
52:00 <The_Baron> that was good
53:00 <The_Baron> 69's are a bit eh I find
53:00 <TheRon> bit different when a chick gives it ey
53:00 <The_Baron> u end up losing concentration and no one fully enjoys it then
53:00 <TheRon> you give 68's?
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah man 68's, then I owe one later
53:00 <Q{> lol
54:00 <simba> did you get head on your last bday
54:00 <Q{> i been to channels where they use numbers as sexual innuendos
54:00 <The_Baron> simba, yeah I did
54:00 <TheRon> tony abbott gave joe hockey election day head
54:00 <Q{> then op censored them
55:00 <simba> NICE
55:00 <Q{> so numbers are censored
55:00 <Q{> lol
55:00 <simba> its my bday in under a month
55:00 <The_Baron> and why are people so interested in the quality and consistency of my head I get?
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <TheRon> we have to live vicariously through you
55:00 <Q{> lol true that
55:00 <The_Baron> <TheRon> tony abbott gave joe hockey election day head <---that image doesn't need to be in ANYONES mind
55:00 <The_Baron> :S
56:00 <TheRon> but it explains a lot
56:00 <The_Baron> well...yeah
56:00 <The_Baron> but still, that shits rank. Rather watch lemon party
59:00 <The_Baron> nearly downloaded Slim Dusty's Beer Drinking Songs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> random comment
59:00 <The_Baron> yaeh I know
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this dude I know looks like Mark Wahlburg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck he's an arrogant cunt because of it
00:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like he knows he looks good
00:00 <The_Baron> is he a short arse too?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, relatively tall
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so he has the looks and a decent gangly build
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and american as well
00:00 <Bastardly_One> arrogant cunt
00:00 <The_Baron> yeah but he sounds like a douchebag
00:00 <The_Baron> prolly end up bagging some fake titted slut who ends up giving him the clap
01:00 <The_Baron> if that already hasn't happened
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but still a good friend ... he's driving me nuts somewhere else just being ... well american really
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... kind of has
02:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
02:00 <The_Baron> yeah that tends to happen to those kinds of people
03:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAJi-W9o7uU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SYSTEM OF A DOWN - Prison Song (Lyrics) (Jul 5, 2008) 3:28 - Category: Music - 1,023,890 views - 4,196 likes (97.9%), 91 dislikes (2.1%)
04:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kxq__3z9zGM#t=45
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Dec 14, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Film and Animation - 195,743 views - 3,829 likes (95.6%), 177 dislikes (4.4%)
04:00 <The_Baron> LMFAO
04:00 <Shadowgate> The_Baron laughed aloud his funny lol
04:00 <shadsam> oo
05:00 <shadsam> fart
06:00 <The_Baron> Shadowgate pulled the same schtick HE IS FUNNY TOO HAR HAR HAR HAHAHAHAH HR HARHAR
06:00 <The_Baron> >:[
06:00 <wolfy> my fone aint ringing :(
06:00 <simba> Shadowgate has two modes and theyre both dumb
07:00 <shadsam> lol
08:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alanis Morissette - Ironic (Video) (May 18, 2007) 4:06 - Category: Music - 15,769,407 views - 58,471 likes (98.2%), 1,100 dislikes (1.8%)
09:00 <shadsam> suk the cok
09:00 <TheRon> no
10:00 <The_Baron> the only thing ironic about that song is none of the lyrics suggest anything that is actually ironic
11:00 <The_Baron> is it meant to be ironic like that?
11:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNjSltrst4A
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: K.D. Lang - If I Were You (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:43 - Category: Music - 89,543 views - 382 likes (98.5%), 6 dislikes (1.5%)
11:00 <TheRon> ppl say stuff is surreal when it clearly isnt
11:00 <The_Baron> the soundtrack to being kicked shitless by three butch dykes
11:00 <The_Baron> TheRon, indeed
13:00 <simba> people say stuff is amazing when it isnt
13:00 <simba> or incredibly
13:00 <simba> incredible
13:00 <simba> people call people idiots and retards which are just medical terms
13:00 <TheRon> you are retired
13:00 <simba> morale of teh story: dont listen 2 ppl
13:00 <The_Baron> idiot is not a medical term
14:00 <The_Baron> but I get what ya mean
14:00 <simba> isnt it just like spastic and retard
14:00 <simba> like a level of IQ
14:00 <simba> maybe dunce is what i thought idiot was
14:00 <wolfy> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/fireball-erupts-outside-northern-suburbs-pub-the-carine/story-fnhocxo3-1226782636482
14:00 <The_Baron> yeah it does mean of low IQ/unintelligent
14:00 <The_Baron> but it aint a medical term
15:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
15:00 <The_Baron> An idiot, dolt, or dullard is a intellectually disabled person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool 
15:00 <The_Baron> according to wiki
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <wolfy> TheRon, im with you on that
15:00 <TheRon> almost 420 simba
15:00 <simba> lol imbecile = mental age of a child
16:00 <simba> i wont b hitting dat
16:00 <simba> hit it 4 me 
16:00 <The_Baron> Moron I thought was that
16:00 <TheRon> i don't partake
16:00 <The_Baron> Moron means brain of a baby in greek or some shit anyway
16:00 <Bastardly_One> only morons would care
16:00 <simba> we r such bad people
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I win ... the end
17:00 <TheRon> beer?
17:00 <The_Baron> I didn't realise this was competative
17:00 <simba> who lost?
17:00 <simba> wb shads r u opk
17:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of the walking definition of the word
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wb shads
18:00 <wolfy> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/fireball-erupts-outside-northern-suburbs-pub-the-carine/story-fnhocxo3-1226782636482
18:00 <shadsam> RU OK si.mba
18:00 <shadsam> hi
18:00 <shadsam> on my tablet
18:00 <simba> r u on tablets again
19:00 <simba> the doc is zombifying u 
19:00 <shadsam> iPad b
19:00 <simba> why didnt u get the a model
19:00 <TheRon> stokes is out
19:00 <shadsam> stllen
19:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
19:00 <TheRon> bring on that urn
19:00 <shadsam> Ron's a goat
20:00 <shadsam> lol
20:00 <TheRon> greatest of all time?
20:00 <shadsam> indeed
20:00 <TheRon> michael jordan is a goat
21:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9BknFPyJbM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The bug - fuckaz feat Spaceape (Apr 13, 2012) 5:52 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,262 views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <simba> w/e
23:00 <shadsam> don't post homology simba
24:00 <wolfy> K.D. Lang - If I Were You 
24:00 <TheRon> wolfy, sounds gay
24:00 <wolfy> whatu  mean
24:00 <wolfy> its a chick
24:00 <shadsam> lollllllll:-) 
24:00 <Shadowgate> wolfy your funny lol
24:00 <wolfy> for u its gay ? that doesnt make sense
24:00 <TheRon> and she's gay
24:00 <wolfy> hahah
24:00 <wolfy> haha no shit
24:00 <Q{> lol
25:00 <wolfy> gay gay gay gay gay gay]'
25:00 <wolfy> ]
25:00 <wolfy> gay
26:00 <milk> arserammers
26:00 <TheRon> carpet munchers
26:00 <dracula> poooooooooooo
26:00 <wolfy> hey milk
26:00 <milk> hey
26:00 <wolfy> sup bro
26:00 <milk> nothing much
26:00 <milk> you?
26:00 <wolfy> nuffin ey
26:00 <wolfy> just chillin
27:00 <simba> lol homology
27:00 <simba> shads listen to that track
27:00 <simba> tell me what u think
27:00 <simba> i wanna hear a simpletons opinion
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> sorry
27:00 <wolfy> simpletons a idiots
27:00 <wolfy> hands deliver you the bomb
27:00 <wolfy> and you feelin it
27:00 <wolfy> my status high technical
27:00 <TheRon> paris hilton
27:00 <simba> Bomb has been set.
27:00 <simba> You take the point.
27:00 <wolfy> bang
28:00 <wolfy> counter strike styles everyone run
28:00 <TheRon> simba your 420 connection has been pretty slack\
28:00 <simba> no im the slack one....
28:00 <wolfy> ]30 seconds til exlosion
28:00 <TheRon> you haven't seemed to have smoked in a while
28:00 <wolfy> OMG WTF AIMBOT
29:00 <wolfy> WALLHACK
29:00 <simba> i was the last few days
29:00 <wolfy> SPEEDHACKS
29:00 <wolfy> WTF
29:00 <wolfy> TERRORISTS WIN
29:00 <simba> this year has been very on and off
29:00 <simba> Terrorists Win
29:00 <wolfy> COUNTER TERRORISTS
29:00 <wolfy> COMEING 
29:00 <wolfy> THIS IS 
29:00 <wolfy> lock and load
29:00 <TheRon> 8 down
29:00 <simba> Counter-Terrorists Win
29:00 <simba> You take the point.
29:00 <wolfy> lol
29:00 <Skrotus> spawn more overlords
29:00 <Transmatron> simba mate, you're like 5'2. therefore, nothing you say should ever be taken seriously.
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387258143230.jpg
30:00 <simba> You require more Vespene gas
30:00 <simba> Our army has been besieged
31:00 <TheRon> are we ever going to get faster broadband??
31:00 <Skrotus> no
31:00 <Transmatron> ask yo mudda
31:00 <chris[m]> not with the Libs in, no
31:00 <TheRon> it's fucked
32:00 <Skrotus> we're going to get slower broadband and it's going to cost us twice as much
32:00 <TheRon> i'm sick of streaming movies and stopping half way through
32:00 <chris[m]> HK has 1000mbps broadband and we can't even manage 100mpbs
32:00 <Transmatron> plz go to politicaldiscussion if u fags are gona bitch about politics.
32:00 <simba> stream if you wanna go faster
32:00 <Transmatron> you're welcome.
32:00 <simba> can i have some noise for the skream
33:00 <Skrotus> politicaldiscussion isn't for political discussion
33:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk-8NVNeSmM
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Real Niggaz Don't Die (The Explicit) (Mar 5, 2011) 3:45 - Category: Music - 39,386 views - 121 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
33:00 <Transmatron> wat the fuck would u know cunt
34:00 <TheRon> this is isnt political, i just want faster broadband
34:00 <Transmatron> dont make me out a dent in ya skull
34:00 <Transmatron> omg
34:00 <Skrotus> Transmatron seems kind of rude
34:00 <Transmatron> i know the man who got shot dead in sydney
34:00 <Transmatron> he's my friends uncle :(
34:00 <Transmatron> he had 2 twin daughters
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just puncture your tires and you can't do shit wheelie boy
34:00 <TheRon> stuart broad is batting, but he can't run
35:00 <Transmatron> and they saw him gunned down
35:00 <Transmatron> thats fucked up man
35:00 <Transmatron> i wonder why it was done
35:00 <simba> and now i wonderrrrr....
35:00 <Transmatron> perhaps it was an underworld thing, or some random gang initiation process
35:00 <simba> if i could fall...
35:00 <simba> into the sky.......
35:00 <simba> do u think time would pass me by
35:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One did you get that haircut yet?
35:00 <TheRon> 9 down
36:00 <TheRon> i can taste the ashes
36:00 <Transmatron> ph wait thats right, you cant cuz you're fucken old and bald.
36:00 <Transmatron> mah bad.
36:00 <Transmatron> sorry
36:00 <Transmatron> brah
36:00 <simba> i cutmyself open to killing heidi tracks
36:00 <simba> i bleed for killing heidi
36:00 <TheRon> i do that to fall out boy
36:00 <TheRon> sometimes placebo
37:00 <Transmatron> i cut myself as i orgasm
37:00 <Transmatron> us ethe blood as lube
37:00 <Serenity> i got a paper cut from a killing heidi once
37:00 <Serenity> #tortured youth
37:00 <simba> i cant understand a single word shes singing
38:00 <Mew> did all your unaccepted friend requests show up on your fb today
38:00 <Transmatron> i never understood the concept and mentality behind cutting ones self
38:00 <Transmatron> if ur mad
38:00 <Transmatron> why not cut someone else?
38:00 <Transmatron> why yourself?
38:00 <Skrotus> she's singing about a weir
38:00 <Skrotus> I don't think she sings anything else
38:00 <TheRon> and some mascara
39:00 <Transmatron> mascara looks good on guys too
39:00 <Serenity> WILLYOUMAITINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
39:00 <Transmatron> the whole punk rock look
39:00 <simba> just wearin black wont take u back dont be stupid girl
39:00 <simba> <Transmatron> why not cut someone else? - maybe they have nobody to cut
39:00 <simba> and thats why theyre cutting
39:00 <Serenity> cutting isnt about being angry, and theres certain more psychology behind it than 'just dont do it'
39:00 <TheRon> what's the difference between emo goth and vamp?
39:00 <Skrotus> vamp?!
40:00 <TheRon> vampire
40:00 <Transmatron> ic
40:00 <simba> vamp was a boss in metal gear solid 2
40:00 <Transmatron> well
40:00 <Transmatron> emo is emotional and got issues depression n shit
40:00 <Transmatron> goth is just try hard fashion sense
40:00 <Transmatron> and vampire is obession with vampires
40:00 <simba> they r both just labels for people that listened 2 certain musics
40:00 <Transmatron> pretty strawight forward
40:00 <TheRon> they're all the same
40:00 <Transmatron> nah its not about music
40:00 <Serenity> why is everyone so eager to label things
40:00 <Skrotus> yeah but vampires are like undead
41:00 <doctor> I'm kind of emotion
41:00 <Transmatron> im straight edge, ppl claim that im into some sorta weird genre of music
41:00 <Transmatron> its not about that
41:00 <simba> nobody claims that
41:00 <simba> stop lying
41:00 <Transmatron> im straight edge because i dont drink, smoke or do drugs
41:00 <TheRon> i'm aussie
41:00 <Serenity> i dont think not doing those 3 things makes you straight edge
41:00 <TheRon> i like beer sport and strippers
41:00 <simba> im dinki di
41:00 <Skrotus> I tend to just get branded with whatever the latest thing to hate is
42:00 <doctor> My dogs is acting all lethargic and mopey
42:00 <doctor> dog*
42:00 <Skrotus> it's probably the heat
42:00 <BlackDevil> Skrotus http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387258855099.gif
42:00 <Transmatron> wat are u feeding it?
42:00 <doctor> I hope so
42:00 <Transmatron> chocolate?
42:00 <doctor> no
42:00 <Transmatron> chocolate is toxic to dogs
42:00 <TheRon> joe hockey, why do they force feed that man?
42:00 <Serenity> thanks Transmatron 1960 called it wants its science back
43:00 <doctor> I give him dog knob
43:00 <simba> lmao
43:00 <Transmatron> lol Serenity :P
43:00 <Serenity> dont feed your dog that rubbish
43:00 <Serenity> no wonder its mopey
43:00 <doctor> He's been eating it all his life
43:00 <Transmatron> i used to feed my dog chum
43:00 <doctor> plus chicken knecks and ect
43:00 <Transmatron> then moved onto pedigree pal
44:00 <TheRon> chum is great, 1.5 million pensioners can't be wrong
44:00 <Skrotus> you give your dog electroconvulsive therapy?
44:00 <simba> what do you prefer the taste of jkl?
44:00 <Serenity> lol skrot
44:00 <Transmatron> tbh i have tried it
44:00 <Transmatron> i prefer pedigree pal
44:00 <Serenity> i ate a box of doggy chocs when i was 6
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <Transmatron> lol how was it?
44:00 <doctor> Yeah I used to eat dog chocs
44:00 <Serenity> i dont know
44:00 <Serenity> cant really remember
44:00 <doctor> they tasted like cheap chocolate
44:00 <Serenity> i just remember mum laughing at me
44:00 <Serenity> whore.
44:00 <Skrotus> :/
45:00 <TheRon> is it possible to grain feed dogs??
45:00 <simba> "how was it" like a six year old can recount exactly what shes going through 
45:00 <Transmatron> i got tricked into eating cat biscuits by my cousin when i was a kid
45:00 <Transmatron> it was very salty
45:00 <Transmatron> yet bitter
45:00 <Serenity> i was 6. it was a box that said chocolate
45:00 <Serenity> i thought i scored
45:00 <Serenity> thats how it was
45:00 <simba> UR salty and bitter
45:00 <TheRon> Thats it! That's it! The AShes are Ours!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Transmatron> lol thats cute
46:00 <Transmatron> simba thats what ur mum said to me, she suggested i eat more pineapples.
46:00 <Transmatron> ownt.
46:00 <doctor> they kind of chocolate you used to get at target when they had that sweets counter, where you would use a cup to fill with all sorts of cheap lollies and chocolates
46:00 <simba> whats ownt
46:00 <Skrotus> we should scatter them so nobody else can have them
46:00 <Transmatron> ownt = owned
46:00 <Serenity> the chocolate thats on the outside of cheap honeycomb doctor
46:00 <TheRon> WOO HOOO HOOO!!!!!!!!
46:00 <doctor> yeah thats it
46:00 <simba> australia beat bayern munich to win the cup
46:00 <Skrotus> I would have thought they'd put some dog stuff in it
46:00 <TheRon> who's in charge of the channel topic, THE ASHES!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Skrotus> like meat
47:00 <Serenity> simba is
47:00 <Transmatron> omg peter o'tool is dead
47:00 <TheRon> where's matthew
47:00 <simba> `topic congrats to the socceroos for winning the cup
47:00 <TheRon> let him back in
47:00 <simba> hes under my desk
47:00 <TheRon> we'll hang shit on him, it'll be great
47:00 <Skrotus> I don't enjoy that
47:00 <Serenity> no thanks
47:00 <TheRon> but it's fun
48:00 <Transmatron> funny how when paul walker died, everyone was making such a big deal
48:00 <Serenity> id rather lick razor blades than have to read that whinging fuck
48:00 <Transmatron> but when peter o'tool is dead no one cares
48:00 <Transmatron> medias double standards
48:00 <Transmatron> vain society these days
48:00 <simba> i didnt hear about paul walkers death but i am crying over peter o'tool 
48:00 <Transmatron> shallow
48:00 <Serenity> typos and all
48:00 <simba> so stop generalising
48:00 <Skrotus> who's peter o'tool?
48:00 <TheRon> CHEERS!!!!
49:00 <simba> idk
49:00 <Skrotus> I vaguely remember a timmy o'tool
49:00 <Skrotus> I think he got stuck down a well
49:00 <Transmatron> Skrotus hes the actor
49:00 <Transmatron> in lawrance of arabia
49:00 <simba> convoyyyyyy
49:00 <TheRon> who else had cans in celebration???
49:00 <simba> can of cum maybe
50:00 <TheRon> cum is just gooey goodness that overflows
50:00 <Skrotus> I have bottles they shatter better
51:00 <Transmatron> if u mix the semen of a black, white, asian, hispanic, india and arab together, and then insert it into a womens egg, would it produce a baby that is of all ethnicities combined?
51:00 <The_Baron> Transmatron.....no
51:00 <Transmatron> why not?
51:00 <The_Baron> However, sperm does compete
51:00 <simba> lol TheRon
51:00 <simba> cos only 1 sperm wins
51:00 <TheRon> have you seen the folks from the future episode of south park
51:00 <The_Baron> so the black mans and white mans and asian mans sperm walk into a bar and...
52:00 <The_Baron> wait up
52:00 <TheRon> all the races have werged into one
52:00 <The_Baron> that's not where I was going with this
52:00 <Q{> first sperm to touch and enter egg trigger chemical reaction making the egg impervious to all other eggs
52:00 <TheRon> mitchell johnsons moustache is the best
52:00 <Q{> to all other sperms*
52:00 <simba> once sperm to rule them all
52:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_competition
53:00 <The_Baron> here this is informative on the subject
53:00 <Transmatron> thanks
53:00 <Q{> u could combine dna from multiple eggs from different females
53:00 <TheRon> how good are the aussies?!!!
53:00 <Q{> and fertilize with sperm
53:00 <Q{> some ppl could only make babies that way
54:00 <BlackDevil> Q{
54:00 <BlackDevil> you want me to cover your house with sperm?
54:00 <TheRon> a couple of attractive chicks in the barmy army
54:00 <BlackDevil> or just on your pillow?
54:00 <Q{> no thanks BlackDevil 
55:00 <Q{> sprays spermercide all over anyway, just incase
55:00 <simba> vulgar display of semen
56:00 <Q{> yeh im so over and done with vulgarities
57:00 <TheRon> the aussie cricket team will be having a few sherbets tonight
57:00 <simba> cos were livin.. were livin.. in a crazy maze
57:00 <Q{> the chemical reaction is a amazingly fast
57:00 <The_Baron> now for a chemical reaction I enjoy...
57:00 <TheRon> ladies expect a wareny text
58:00 <TheRon> warney
58:00 <wolfy> im under surveillance
58:00 <The_Baron> who would bother with that wolfy?
58:00 <wolfy> im a bikie
58:00 <TheRon> wolfy is a fag?
59:00 <wolfy> bbl turning music up so loud my neighbours move out
59:00 <simba> bbl? how far away is your volume knob
59:00 <wolfy> ahhh
59:00 <TheRon> if you have bandinos nextdoor, i wouldn't
59:00 <wolfy> yer
59:00 <wolfy> i dont want to talk about it
00:00 <TheRon> sons of anrachy, is that show about fags?
00:00 <wolfy> im not ment to get involved with people
00:00 <simba> youve got plenty of close mates that will hear you out in here shane
00:00 <simba> we're here for you
00:00 <simba> i am here for you dude
01:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387259343069.gif
04:00 <TheRon> bandino's are fags, there i said it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Bandidos
04:00 <TheRon> close enough
05:00 <Bastardly_One> at least get the name right and go to the clubhouse and say that
05:00 <TheRon> that fagy bikie gang
05:00 <Skrotus> burritos
05:00 <TheRon> i'm not suicidal
05:00 <Bastardly_One> better still ... meet you outside Amercian Cycles and walk in and say it to Squid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to see that
05:00 <simba> Richmond AFL player Jake King will not be punished by Richmond after defying club orders to end his association with former Bandidos boss Toby Mitchell.
05:00 <simba> lmao
05:00 <doctor> say that to my face faggot
05:00 <Skrotus> taquitos
05:00 <TheRon> i had bandidio's living in our street, we partied when they moved out
05:00 <Skrotus> mmmm
06:00 <doctor> chokito?
06:00 <TheRon> chiko roll?
06:00 <doctor> not bad
06:00 <TheRon> they do taste nice
06:00 <Skrotus> loud bikes TheRon?
06:00 <TheRon> yeah, early morning loud bikes
06:00 <TheRon> arseholes
07:00 <doctor> did they keep the neighbourhood free from rival gangs?
07:00 <TheRon> we did have a stabbing in out street
07:00 <TheRon> dunno if that was related though
07:00 <doctor> This street is terribly dull, nothing like that ever happens
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and you reckon you're more Canadian
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds more like Mt Pleasant to me
08:00 <TheRon> sebas side of the creek
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or Redan
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah Redan
08:00 <Bastardly_One> roger that
08:00 <TheRon> no bad shit ever happens in sebastopol
08:00 <doctor> people here are from a growing upper middle class and have families, they make sure undesirables can't live here
08:00 <doctor> little do they know...
08:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One omg randy orton
08:00 <Transmatron> is the new WWE WHC champ
08:00 <Transmatron> :(
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Sebas is boring and quiet
09:00 <Transmatron> i didnt want either to win
09:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya Transmatron
09:00 <TheRon> it's full of old people
09:00 <Transmatron> cena and orton are both stale
09:00 <Transmatron> i was hopin for some sort of sweve
09:00 <Transmatron> like Lesnars music hittin at the end
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and then the old Orton/Bryant story comes back
09:00 <TheRon> DANIEL BRYAN!!!
09:00 <Transmatron> and he comes out and destroys the two
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if you couldn't see it on Smackdown
10:00 <Transmatron> i look forward to that then, cuz i hate how bryan was just dropped from the title picture
10:00 <Bastardly_One> when Orton was challenged by Bryant
10:00 <Bastardly_One> then you're blind
10:00 <doctor> my dog is making me anxious, he must be in pain
10:00 <Transmatron> hrm i saw it, but thought nothing of it
10:00 <doctor> ill have to take him to the vet
10:00 <simba> if you wanna talk about wrestling can you please join #gay thanks
10:00 <Transmatron> i seemed like just filler to me
10:00 <Transmatron> cuz bryan is involed in the waytt storyline now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I said probably Orton to answer the queston
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so is CM Punk
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so are the Shield
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the Wyatt story I mean
11:00 <Transmatron> regarding the shield, i dont want them to break up
11:00 <Transmatron> but it looks lke its heading that way
11:00 <Transmatron> tension between reigns and ambrose
12:00 <Transmatron> and with that TLC result last night with reigns spearing ambrose
12:00 <Transmatron> damn
12:00 <Transmatron> wat a shame to break up such an awesome team
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Ramon should go solo
12:00 <TheRon> wow there is a #gay channel, i thought that was #sex
12:00 <Transmatron> i still want to see them vs the wyatts, a bad guy team vs bad guy team, heel vs heel
12:00 <Transmatron> nah i dont think so yet Bastardly_One
13:00 <TheRon> AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
13:00 <Transmatron> cuz romans mike skills are still not good
13:00 <Transmatron> he has the look, and his in ring talent is decent
13:00 <Transmatron> but his promo skills are still lacking
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so ... he only needs to be moody
13:00 <Transmatron> ambrose has it all except for the look though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Ambrose is the nutter, Reign the moody powerhouse
14:00 <Transmatron> and what about poor rollins?
14:00 <Transmatron> seems like he's the forgotton one of the three
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollins and Ambrose should stay together
15:00 <Transmatron> yeah have reigns break away to become a solo star
15:00 <TheRon> i reckon the iron sheik could still go
15:00 <Bastardly_One> become really loony
15:00 <Transmatron> and ambrose and rollins remain together as the shield
15:00 <Transmatron> that could still work
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like Rollins under complete Ambrose control ... let Ambrose shine with Rollins as his goon still
15:00 <Transmatron> since WWE is focusing heavily of tag teams atm anway
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and Reigns takes them on and goes off on that tangent
16:00 <Bastardly_One> until he joins forces with some other they also fuck with
16:00 <Transmatron> lol why does rollins still have to be the lackey though?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and blah blah blah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> rollins makes a good lackey
16:00 <Transmatron> u dotn think his good enough to get the spotlight?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
17:00 <Transmatron> ic
17:00 <Bastardly_One> has the skills but only good at trash talking
17:00 <simba> jkl cant you join some wrestling forums to talk to other teenagers about this soap opera
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not got a real big personality
17:00 <Transmatron> when they fist appeared, he used to remind me of a young cm punk
17:00 <Transmatron> but thats just looks only
18:00 <Transmatron> man Bastardly_One i cringe at the epic failure that is curtis axel
18:00 <Transmatron> lol
18:00 <Transmatron> that guy sucks soo bad 
18:00 <TheRon> what about the ashes??
18:00 <Transmatron> 0 chzrisma
18:00 <Transmatron> shitty generic look
18:00 <Transmatron> shitty mic skills
19:00 <Transmatron> even with the aid of paul heyman he still couldnt get over
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> i cringe at this convo so much more 
19:00 <Transmatron> simba stop trying to get attention. you're just jelous that you arent able to participate in this convo
20:00 <Transmatron> cuz u dont have the knowledge
20:00 <Transmatron> hahaha
20:00 <simba> id rather go to all 5 days of the ashes and watch every minute of it 
20:00 <simba> anything is better than wrestling
20:00 <Transmatron> hates gon hate.
20:00 <TheRon> the ashes were great
20:00 <Transmatron> stop haturbating
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... even ICP?
20:00 <TheRon> 2 tests to go
20:00 <simba> icp is the same kettle of fish
20:00 <Transmatron> simba what do you use for lube when u haturbate?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Axel should go to TNA
21:00 <simba> you
21:00 <Transmatron> or are u circumsised
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and really shine
21:00 <Transmatron> not*
21:00 <Transmatron> speaking on TNA
21:00 <Transmatron> aj styles is gone
21:00 <Transmatron> he is like their john cena
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
21:00 <Transmatron> wtf are they thinking
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that show is fucking annoying
21:00 <Transmatron> no one, but its good to give WWE competition
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I'd rather watch 2 days of Diva competition
22:00 <Bastardly_One> than 2 hrs of TNA
22:00 <Transmatron> if tna goes under, there will be no hope of any competetion for WWE, competition is wat makes the product good
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Magnus, their Christian is fucking pathetic
22:00 <simba> ....lol
22:00 <Transmatron> ala wcw attitude era monday night wars
22:00 <simba> didnt the WWe.. buy all their competition?
22:00 <Transmatron> yeah back then, ecw and wcw
22:00 <simba> why does it need competition?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, except the shithouse ones on TNA simba
23:00 <simba> all those stupid apes love that product
23:00 <simba> they wont go anywhere else
23:00 <simba> unless they grow up
23:00 <Transmatron> lol Bastardly_One did u see the match between bryan and the wyatts?
23:00 <TheRon> asian chicken salad with lime tonight
24:00 <Transmatron> when wyatt did that backward crawl thing
24:00 <simba> asian chicken
24:00 <Transmatron> the crowd chanted "THAT WAS CREEPY"
24:00 <Transmatron> LOL
24:00 <Transmatron> that as awesome
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like a spider
24:00 <Transmatron> was*
24:00 <TheRon> marinated in soy, ginger, maple syrup garlic and chilli
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know where I know him from
24:00 <Transmatron> have u met him or something?
24:00 <TheRon> i was out of honey
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that face
25:00 <Bastardly_One> from wrestling
25:00 <Transmatron> omg have u seen raw yet?
25:00 <Transmatron> the lastest ep is out now
25:00 <TheRon> no so shut up
25:00 <Transmatron> ive yet to dl it
25:00 <Transmatron> i havent either dont worry
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ no so shut up
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm watching that tonight
25:00 <Transmatron> hahah good none of us has seen it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know all the scripts if I wanna you know ... remember I know The King
26:00 <Transmatron> yeah i dont want to be spoiled, i avoid all news sites
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you what happens for 6mths if I want to
26:00 <Transmatron> wait, so jerry lawler sends u the current scripts?
26:00 <TheRon> bleacher report?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna know myself
26:00 <simba> sif he'd tell you BO
26:00 <Transmatron> yeah he could get fired for shit like that
27:00 <Transmatron> leaking stuff out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no
27:00 <simba> you guys havent seen the latest raw? well allow me to find out what happened
27:00 <simba> leave irc if you dont want it to be spoled
27:00 <simba> spoiled
27:00 <Transmatron> FUCK U SIBA
27:00 <Transmatron> fuck off
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
27:00 <Transmatron> do not
27:00 <Transmatron> i warn u
27:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
27:00 <simba> raw results 
27:00 <simba> here we go
27:00 <simba> John Cena crashed Randy Orton’s WWE World Heavyweight Championship coronation ceremony
27:00 <simba> lmbo
28:00 <TheRon> simba don't!!
28:00 <TheRon> i'm serious
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol TheRon as well?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, wanna go to the next tour for nothing?
29:00 <TheRon> i watch it i don't broadcast it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always got doubles and no losers to appreciate it with me
29:00 <TheRon> how?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I grew up in wrestling
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was babysat by Andre the Giant
29:00 <TheRon> that's bloody ages away
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and George the Animal Steel
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother's partner used to be an old mark
29:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the 60s and 70s
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and be the aussie wrestler the touring ones would fight
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
30:00 <simba> thats amasing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a pic on his wall of him lifting Andre over his head
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons to this day that's what fucked his back and neck up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> having to do that to be paid
30:00 <Serenity> Ahmaysing
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up ... you should love it Juggalette
31:00 <simba> Breathtaking.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a fake ninja
31:00 <TheRon> serenity quiet you :)
31:00 <Serenity> Oi
31:00 <Serenity> Be nice
31:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, who's your favourite?
31:00 <Serenity> Or ill cry
31:00 <TheRon> i smiled
32:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwww *pets Serenity*
32:00 <TheRon> pet i said love i said pet
33:00 <Serenity> Lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I want food ...
34:00 <Bastardly_One> which reminds me ... I better suss out the new area tomorrow
34:00 <TheRon> asian or indian?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> neither ... not sure actually
34:00 <Bastardly_One> other than I'm hungry
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but that area better have a good fish shop in distance
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I need fried fish once a week at least or I die
35:00 <Skrotus> have you tested this?
35:00 <TheRon> there's a fish and chip joint in eureka street that uses duck fat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't know that part of town except it's gonna be noiser
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *noisir
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs noisier
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and not yet doctor
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I'll be on Peel St
36:00 <Bastardly_One> near the Eastern Oval as of tomorrow
36:00 <TheRon> the new bridge hotel is a mini brewery
36:00 <JingleBalls> fish fried in duck fat
36:00 <JingleBalls> that sounds fucking revolting
36:00 <TheRon> the chips taste awesome
37:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't sound the best does it? the chips would taste bloody good though I'd imagine
37:00 <Loof> Hey b1
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Loof
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you're stalking me eh?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> now Spotify
38:00 <Loof> Lol
38:00 <TheRon> the cricket's over loof
38:00 <Loof> Havent checked out your playlist yet
39:00 <TheRon> is mushroom tea a good way to shroom?
40:00 <Loof> Buying a portable vape on my way to score an ounce
40:00 <TheRon> just an ounce?
40:00 <simba> yes tea is a great way to consume them 
40:00 <simba> because they taste gross
41:00 <TheRon> i'm in a celebratory mood
41:00 <Loof> Sexyguy123 asl?
42:00 <SexyGuy123> loof m/f ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> neither
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is transexual
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so both
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not neither
42:00 <SexyGuy123> I know what a tranny is
42:00 <Serenity> Lol
43:00 <Loof> Lol im a hermy trannie
43:00 <simba> can u ban panda gaain
43:00 <Serenity> Interdasting
43:00 <Serenity> No
43:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387262507707.jpg
43:00 <simba> of course not ur teh worst
43:00 <Serenity> Yup
43:00 <BlackDevil> you cannot tell you wont eat that?
44:00 <simba> id have to get to know her first
44:00 <TheRon> do you think the aussie rooms would be subdued tonight??
44:00 <Loof> Shed have to pay
44:00 <Loof> 4 my weed
44:00 <simba> Shoe Shed
44:00 <Serenity> Mmm oysters
45:00 <TheRon> the aussie cricketers having weed tonight
47:00 <Skrotus> ugh the drum better not be all about cricket
47:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
47:00 <TheRon> go aussies
47:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
47:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
47:00 <TheRon> the ashes are ours
49:00 <TheRon> did we win? we shat it in
49:00 <couleurs> !pisces
49:00 <TheRon> me too
49:00 <Skrotus> shat it in
49:00 <couleurs> Good
49:00 <Skrotus> that doesn't sound like a good t hing
50:00 <TheRon> colloq term meaning we did it easy
50:00 <Skrotus> :/
50:00 <Skrotus> sometimes australian slang is just weird
50:00 <TheRon> yeah i know
51:00 <BlackDevil> you waiting for a mate Skrotus?
51:00 <Ben_84> hi all
51:00 <Skrotus> in a way I guess
51:00 <couleurs> $64 for vinyl preorder daym better bet worth it
52:00 <TheRon> $7.50, bargain!
53:00 <TheRon> how about those aussies couleurs?
53:00 <couleurs> who...
54:00 <TheRon> the aussie cricketers
54:00 <couleurs> Boring with a capital B
54:00 <TheRon> is not
54:00 <Serenity> Shat it is.. pissed it in same same
54:00 <Serenity> In*
56:00 <simba> im paki
56:00 <simba> which record
56:00 <couleurs> go the aussies !
56:00 <simba> better be 3 for that prise
56:00 <TheRon> you gotta go all asutralian crawl when dsicussing the cricket
56:00 <couleurs> hope they win teh world cup of soccers
56:00 <TheRon> tehy won't
57:00 <TheRon> they're in the group of fuck you
57:00 <couleurs> they're in the group of 0 points
57:00 <TheRon> that world cup draw was rigged
57:00 <couleurs> http://ilovestvincent.com/ 
57:00 <couleurs> that one!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <couleurs> where's boris i need 2 rub it in Skrotus 
58:00 <TheRon> simba you betting on the aussies for the world cup??
58:00 <simba> y u say it was rigged
58:00 <simba> lol no
58:00 <simba> bets r so hard to do in soccer
58:00 <TheRon> it's fifa, everything is rigged
58:00 <Skrotus> boris died
58:00 <Skrotus> RIP boris
58:00 <simba> cricket is rigged
59:00 <simba> organised sports is rigged
59:00 <simba> KILLED THE DISCUSSION
59:00 <couleurs> RIP broris
59:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't trust svet blatter as far as i can throw him
59:00 <TheRon> is that his name??
59:00 <simba> switzerland tries to be all neutral but theyre evil
59:00 <couleurs> who r u betting on TheRon 
59:00 <TheRon> spain
00:00 <couleurs> yeah he's the biggest nazi there is
00:00 <couleurs> platini should be head of fifa
00:00 <TheRon> maybe argentina
00:00 <couleurs> he's cool
00:00 <couleurs> not that fat cunt
00:00 <simba> bet it all on black ((germany))
00:00 <couleurs> nederlends
00:00 <couleurs> UNDERDOGE
00:00 <TheRon> i'd be betting on nigeria if i bet on black
01:00 <TheRon> no asian team will get close
01:00 <simba> ivory coast hope they do ok
01:00 <couleurs> but yeah it will probably be germany
01:00 <TheRon> mexico should be favourites
01:00 <simba> those r the blacks i back
01:00 <TheRon> any team that thrashes the powerhouse that is new zealand, has to be right up there
02:00 <TheRon> is this getting a little santo sam and ed?
02:00 <simba> if we r in the CL i wont even care about world cup ill be like BRING BACK TEH SEASON
03:00 <simba> and we will buy MARCEUS REUS
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <couleurs> Bye Bortmund
03:00 <TheRon> you will be in the europa league
03:00 <simba> nah thats u
03:00 <couleurs> world cup is overrated
03:00 <TheRon> everton rule
04:00 <couleurs> last good 1 was in 98
04:00 <couleurs> CL or bye
04:00 <TheRon> i liked the south african one
04:00 <couleurs> RIP Nelsan Manigger
04:00 <simba> lolol
04:00 <TheRon> how about those spurs??
05:00 <couleurs> Go Spurs !
05:00 <TheRon> liverpool gave them a spanking
05:00 <TheRon> SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ
06:00 <TheRon> how sweet had mark schwartzer got it??
06:00 <TheRon> fill in occasionally for chelsea
06:00 <simba> we killed AVBs job
07:00 <simba> yea
07:00 <simba> he has it made
07:00 <simba> mite casusally win a huge trophy when hes 42 or some shit
07:00 <simba> but then again Fuk chelsea they r going Weird
07:00 <TheRon> 41 now
07:00 <simba> and we will smash em around christmas
07:00 <simba> we play em soon
07:00 <Skrotus> when I'm 42 I might just buy a huge trophy
07:00 <TheRon> do you go for newcastle or something?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool
07:00 <couleurs> i downloaded the spurs match, is it good?
08:00 <simba> Yes.
08:00 <TheRon> depends
08:00 <couleurs> cos the goles looked good
08:00 <TheRon> many goals
08:00 <simba> cant even remember who spurs captain is, they dont have senior players/leaders
08:00 <simba> they were like Lil boys
08:00 <TheRon> i don't even watch epl, i just know shit
08:00 <couleurs> i feel sorry for them
09:00 <couleurs> wish it was men utd or men city instead
09:00 <simba> we didnt even have gerrard!! u should see how hendo played
09:00 <simba> like a Mature Man
09:00 <couleurs> or chelski
09:00 <couleurs> gerrard ova
09:00 <simba> man utd r going well thanks moyes liverpool legend
09:00 <couleurs> lol
09:00 <couleurs> Go Man Utd!!!!!!!
10:00 <simba> my mate met some toffees the other day https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p480x480/1470126_10151819918917338_1805115914_n.jpg
10:00 <couleurs> Africa FC
10:00 <TheRon> how is that powerhouse otherwise known as swansea going??
11:00 <simba> they are like truly the mid table team
12:00 <simba> they r in eurpoa league but have napoli
12:00 <simba> they might all die
12:00 <TheRon> empty stadium game?
13:00 <TheRon> which italian team is from scicily??
13:00 <simba> wtf bayern are playing "guangzhou" in the club world cup tomorrow, prob a japanese team
13:00 <simba> they will friggin annihalate
14:00 <TheRon> that tourney is a joke
14:00 <TheRon> teams get millions for turning up
14:00 <simba> i think palermo are from sicily
14:00 <TheRon> thats the one
14:00 <simba> teh pink team
14:00 <TheRon> the bresh's team
14:00 <simba> napoli fans like to stab british fans in teh butt
15:00 <simba> that stuff will probably come up when they play swansea
15:00 <simba> brb i must shower
15:00 <TheRon> like the stuff us victorians say to south australians
15:00 <Bastardly_One> random thought but
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder where the best place to get the cheapest coffee grinder is
16:00 <TheRon> b1 i go for everton
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your problem
16:00 <TheRon> big w?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I go for Liverpool
16:00 <Loof> For weed?
16:00 <couleurs> haha tottenhem defense all over the shop
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah maybe ... never made it that far down the hill ... got as far as target
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Loof
16:00 <simba> lollin at thats ur problem
16:00 <couleurs> poor lloris
16:00 <TheRon> suarez?
17:00 <Loof> Thats what im looking for
17:00 <TheRon> iloris have a brother called clitoris?
17:00 <simba> suarez 2 goals 3 assists in that game.. he has 17 goals 8 assists in 11 games WTF thats Robot Shit
17:00 <simba> i mean in 15 games
17:00 <Loof> New vape needs it nearly like dust
17:00 <couleurs> is he gonna go to real 4 real now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets better and better
18:00 <couleurs> cos benzema is fucking shit
18:00 <TheRon> how about that aussie cricket team?
18:00 <simba> they should get heskey
18:00 <couleurs> lol
18:00 <simba> did u know william gallas plays in the a league?
18:00 <simba> some1 told me and i didnt even believe them
18:00 <couleurs> what's a league
18:00 <TheRon> kewell should just retire
18:00 <simba> from tottenham to perth.. and nobody notices
19:00 <couleurs> :)))))
19:00 <TheRon> go victory
19:00 <simba> a league its just a league somewhere 
19:00 <couleurs> a league 4 speed
19:00 <couleurs> new hit simulator
19:00 <TheRon> a league is just a league that i used to know
20:00 <TheRon> i think i need to use the postecogloo
21:00 <couleurs> Beyoncé FC
22:00 <couleurs> damn i should've named my team that
22:00 <BlackDevil> dick suckers?
22:00 <couleurs> yep
26:00 <TheRon> the aussies first ashes victory since 2009
28:00 <TheRon> aussies rule
29:00 <TheRon> before too long, the one who you're loving will wish that they'd never met you
31:00 <Skrotus> paul kelly is okay
32:00 <simba> getting sum budz 3:1)
32:00 <simba> the aussies won the ashlees
32:00 <TheRon> a quick phone clal to a connection?
33:00 <simba> Something Like That
33:00 <simba> SLT
33:00 <simba> called up david moyes i was like yo what u been smoking to make utd so gay
33:00 <TheRon> fuck irc acronyms
33:00 <simba> and he was like simbo im smoking OG Kush
33:00 <fawks> I hate you all
33:00 <simba> Oh...
33:00 <TheRon> fauz you love us
33:00 <Skrotus> :'(
34:00 <simba> brb definitively crossing you off my christmas list in red ink
34:00 <fawks> some of u maybe 
34:00 <fawks> the majority I want to stab in the neck with a blunt pencil
34:00 <TheRon> i sound a bit like barney gumble at the moment
34:00 <couleurs> hugs
34:00 <TheRon> i'm nice to you
35:00 <TheRon> inbetween my drunken ramblings
36:00 <TheRon> Llanfairpwll F.C.is an actuall football team
37:00 <fawks> lol you're fine TheRon 
37:00 <Loof> A fine specimin
37:00 <TheRon> from the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in wales
37:00 <TheRon> loof i'm a goat
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> theres a guy in the championship called Danny Drinkwater
38:00 <simba> i saw his name on football manager years ago and now hes playing decently
38:00 <simba> and people r recognising... Drink Water
38:00 <fawks> we have a drinkeater
38:00 <fawks> water
38:00 <TheRon> loof i'm the greatest of all time
38:00 <Loof> Cum > water
39:00 <simba> agreed
39:00 <simba> Cum is greater than Water - a year 12 thesis
39:00 <simba> for 50% of ur grade
39:00 <Loof> Lol
39:00 <simba> Cum: An Intelligent Discussion
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bbq Chips
40:00 <TheRon> Zalaegerszegi Torna Egylet
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Phat Pizza
40:00 <TheRon> a football team from hungary
43:00 <simba> there are some whack names in the europa league
43:00 <TheRon> Previous 4 of 17 Next Gençlerbirliği Spor Kulübü
43:00 <fawks> scszcsccasvseny
43:00 <Pieter> *yawn*
43:00 <TheRon> from turkey
43:00 <simba> Chornomorets (UKR)
43:00 <simba> cool name
44:00 <simba> ANZHI MAKHACHKALA
44:00 <simba> means "To Diet on Grubs"
44:00 <fawks> rude
44:00 <simba> szcescky
44:00 <TheRon> i thought it meant no nomore bear grylls please captain
44:00 <simba> sczekcy
44:00 <simba> wochjec sczecknly
44:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> if u type woj into google his name comes up b/c i dont think anything else that exists starts with woj
45:00 <simba> im wojciech szczesny irl
46:00 <couleurs> good name
47:00 <TheRon>  Taumata FC (FULL Name)
47:00 <TheRon> short for Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
47:00 <TheRon> in new zealand
48:00 <simba> imagine inscribing that on the cup
48:00 <Skrotus> but it says FULL Name
49:00 <simba> whenu
50:00 <TheRon> the club from the town of....
52:00 <TheRon> if this is our last goodbye..........
56:00 <TheRon> how about that ps4
58:00 <TheRon> couleurs do anything of note today?
58:00 <TheRon> i watched the cricket
59:00 <TheRon> hello?
00:00 <fawks> is it me you're looking for
00:00 <TheRon> tap king?
00:00 <druidess> lol
01:00 <couleurs> i watched the internet
01:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the theme from the office uk
02:00 <TheRon> what was on the internet?
02:00 <TheRon> i usually just find porn
02:00 <couleurs> stuff
03:00 <TheRon> where do you work, oh at work
03:00 <TheRon> and where's that?
03:00 <TheRon> oh the city
03:00 <couleurs> internet inc ltd pty
04:00 <TheRon> you can't be all those things
04:00 <TheRon> pty ltd isn't listed on the stock exchange, inc is probably listed
05:00 <Skrotus> I like to watch the internet sometimes
05:00 <TheRon> i watch episodes of ncis on the internet
05:00 <druidess> i like cake
05:00 <Skrotus> mmm cake
06:00 <TheRon> i have some chocolate cheesecake that needs eating
06:00 <TheRon> i'll get the trough and you can help yourself :)
07:00 <TheRon> not funny
08:00 <TheRon> the ashes tuftoy
08:00 <Tuftoy> The ashes are ours
08:00 <TheRon> a couple more at broads feet would've been nice
09:00 <Tuftoy> how come he didn't bat?
09:00 <TheRon> he did
09:00 <TheRon> the last wicket
10:00 <Tuftoy> thats right, him and jimmy anderson
10:00 <TheRon> so good to see the poms taken down a peg
10:00 <TheRon> they were cocky
11:00 <Tuftoy> I thought they would put up more of a fight
11:00 <ooomp> As opposed to the locals who are always suffering from tall poppy
11:00 <TheRon> ooomp that's just unaustralian
11:00 <ooomp> Pfft
11:00 <ooomp> I don't care for your opinions
11:00 <TheRon> beat the poms at anything it's a good day
11:00 <Tuftoy> I think the ashes means alot to both supporters
12:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon u should be celebrating now, partying hard lol
12:00 <TheRon> who in the aussie dressing room started drinking before the last wicket??
13:00 <TheRon> dave warner?
13:00 <Tuftoy> he was out on the field, how was he drinking?
14:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
14:00 <TheRon> somebody could've slipped a crownie to him
14:00 <ooomp> Why did I read crownie as condom
14:00 <ooomp> :/
15:00 <Tuftoy> not that they all had a beer later on
15:00 <Tuftoy> oomp ur just naughty thats y
15:00 <ooomp> I guess
15:00 <ooomp> Or I need sex
15:00 <TheRon> a crownie is rather big
15:00 <Tuftoy> ooomp or ur having too much sex
15:00 <ooomp> I think not :(
16:00 <TheRon> sex by yourself doesn't count
16:00 <Tuftoy> ooomp aww poor u
16:00 <Tuftoy> ooomp TheRon is offering
17:00 <TheRon> ooomp i'm avaialable and not fussy
17:00 <ooomp> No thanks
17:00 <ooomp> He suffers from tall poppy
17:00 <TheRon> waiting for the right bloke?
17:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon where is matty?
17:00 <TheRon> banned
17:00 <Tuftoy> ooomp lol how does he suffer from tall poppy?
17:00 <TheRon> i wanted mattew here too
18:00 <ooomp> Typical Australian
18:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon he would be fuming
18:00 <Tuftoy> ooomp u should talk to mattew, typical pommie
18:00 <TheRon> #australia
22:00 <georgeandwell> hi
23:00 <TheRon> the ashes george
23:00 <Tuftoy> the urn
33:00 <couleurs> cool
36:00 <couleurs> hi Mew what you done today
39:00 <ooomp> I'll tell you what Mew hasn't done, made us food
40:00 <Pieter> Smile people youre live to brunswick st
40:00 <ooomp> Pieter 
40:00 <Mew> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomp!
40:00 <Pieter> Hi
40:00 <Mew> hi couleurs me watched tv u
40:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home
40:00 <ooomp> Mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
40:00 <Pieter> Well this is a thrill
40:00 <Pieter> \
41:00 <JingleBalls> fkn hell if its 20 outside why are my high beams on
41:00 <ooomp> Look that way Pieter ----->
41:00 <Pieter> What am i looking at ?
41:00 <Pieter> OMGugly PEOPLE!!
41:00 <Pieter> Its ok phew
41:00 <Pieter> Just made em sexier by being near em
42:00 <Pieter> Shit forgot mah matches at hoime :(
45:00 <Loof> Matches lol povo cunt
45:00 <JingleBalls> we were all thinking it but Loof said it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, a lot of rollie smokers use matches
46:00 <Bastardly_One> to stoke their rollie as well as light it ... lights it better than a lighter
46:00 <Skrotus> lighters have a habit of going missing
47:00 <Loof> Lol @ rollies
47:00 <Loof> Pov
47:00 <Skrotus> lighters aren't really expensive you know
48:00 <JakeJeckel> on meth they are
48:00 <Loof> Lol
48:00 <JingleBalls> lol
49:00 <couleurs> Back !
49:00 <ooomp> Wb
49:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Hall & Oates - Jingle Bell Rock.mp3 (2.85MB 192kbps Stereo 2:04)
49:00 <couleurs> Ty
51:00 <georgeandwell> hi
51:00 <Picard> hi
51:00 <georgeandwell> yo
52:00 <couleurs> Back !
52:00 <couleurs> sheesh where's kb when you need them.........
53:00 <georgeandwell> hey
53:00 <doctor> He probably went back to WoW
53:00 <ooomp> I miss kb
53:00 <couleurs> why doesn't 1 of the ops just ban that idiot so he kills himself and we can live happily ever after in the mibbit wurld 
54:00 <simba> BaCH
55:00 <simba> 1 spliff a day keep the evil away
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this pot just won't last
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear I'm not smoking overly more of it
58:00 <simba> maybe we should bong at the same time Bastardly_One
58:00 <simba> would that help you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ya think?
59:00 <simba> yes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think it would
03:00 <JingleBalls> just smoke it and regret it later
03:00 <JingleBalls> its easier
03:00 <simba> communal irc bong
04:00 <simba> irc shisha meet at fauxs house
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just smoke it and book up credit tomorrow in my case
04:00 <JingleBalls> or that
04:00 <JingleBalls> that works
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna use the old video game distraction but can't decide what I wanna play
05:00 <georgeandwell> hi
06:00 <Bastardly_One> check these out ... every women will want a pair
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1471252_700672633332145_1353733647_n.jpg
07:00 <JingleBalls> i have a pair
07:00 <JingleBalls> i'm wearing them rn
07:00 <Nikky`> not every woman
08:00 <simba> they belong to catwoman
08:00 <Nikky`> more humping pls
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes the castration fantasy with Nikky` out the window then
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
08:00 <Nikky`> darn
08:00 <Nikky`> I can make an exception with you, I guess
08:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
08:00 <Bastardly_One> have to find it first :(
09:00 <Nikky`> I love how the balls jingle
09:00 <simba> HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!!! HACK THE PLANET!!!!! - Hackers
09:00 <Nikky`> bugger Bastardly_One
09:00 <JingleBalls> kekekeke
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to bugger me Ma'am?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how big is your strap on?
11:00 <Nikky`> Now that you mention it
11:00 <Nikky`> HOOOOOOOOGE
11:00 <Bastardly_One> JingleBalls is gonna get jealous
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll come round and bash me
11:00 <JingleBalls> what 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
12:00 <simba> when?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
12:00 <simba> why...
12:00 <simba> Which.
12:00 <simba> Walt.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what time?
12:00 <simba> Walt Whitman?!
12:00 <JingleBalls> WALT
12:00 <simba> damn u walt whitman!!!!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is it Thursday yet?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait to move when it's moments like now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> mother (sister) vs the nieces
14:00 <JingleBalls> fuck thursday
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno who's the bigger child
14:00 <simba> my sister, sister...
14:00 <JingleBalls> i have to start at 8 on thursday and i hate starting at single digits
14:00 <JingleBalls> unless theyre pm
14:00 <Nikky`> I start 8 every day
14:00 <Nikky`> well smidge earlier
14:00 <JingleBalls> sucker
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
14:00 <JingleBalls> tho i'm only working til 1pm on thurs so i shouldn;t sook
14:00 <JingleBalls> but i will
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about what time I go to bed
15:00 <Nikky`> I get to finish 4:30 tho
15:00 <JingleBalls> hah winner
15:00 <georgeandwell> anyone like inxs
15:00 <JingleBalls> no
15:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 INXS - I Need You Tonight.mp3 (4.35MB 128kbps Stereo 4:45)
16:00 <simba> no 1 loves u like ur family... my sister, sister
17:00 <JingleBalls> no 1 loves u like simba's sister
17:00 <JingleBalls> ;)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so, on gaming ... anyone played LA Noire?
17:00 <JingleBalls> neg
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the complete edition yesterday
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure you'd call it a game as such
17:00 <simba> no but i went to LA and Snored when i was sleeping LOL
17:00 <JingleBalls> looool
18:00 <JingleBalls> i'd like to go to la
18:00 <JingleBalls> i hate america and americans but i would go there
18:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear his brother is doing his final scenes in FF7?
18:00 <georgeandwell> the average american is ok
18:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WNU9PZKl8
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ATC - All around the world. (with lyrics) (May 22, 2008) 3:39 - Category: Music - 654,950 views - 2,129 likes (98.2%), 39 dislikes (1.8%)
18:00 <JingleBalls> wait we're talking about paul walker now?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Americans are misunderstood if you deal with them on a regular basis
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I lived there for 2 yrs
18:00 <JakeJeckel> americans are stupid
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not stupid, just a different pace of life
19:00 <JakeJeckel> stupid
19:00 <georgeandwell> there tends to be fanatics there
19:00 <JingleBalls> every one of them i have dealt with have been arrogant and self centred
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so they tend to believe things on face value rather than sit down and htink
19:00 <simba> LA is how u think with its big expansive roads and footpaths and palm trees everywhere and neatness
19:00 <JingleBalls> so we should get along
19:00 <georgeandwell> like in the middle east
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they aint got time to think
19:00 <simba> and NY conversely is totally gritty and dirty 
20:00 <Nikky`> Night guys
20:00 <JingleBalls> nini Nikkypoos
20:00 <Nikky`> xx
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sup slueth
20:00 <Bastardly_One> NYC was a lot like Syd in ways
20:00 <georgeandwell> streuth
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne is a bit like Boston and Seattle combined
21:00 <georgeandwell> with more or less asians/
21:00 <georgeandwell> melbourne cbd is like shanghai
22:00 <Picard>  Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year! 
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> santa is fat
23:00 <simba> santa has no friends
23:00 <simba> nobody gets him a gift
23:00 <JingleBalls> he gets fucking cookies and milk
24:00 <JingleBalls> and maybe a beer
24:00 <JingleBalls> what more does he want
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> strippers
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and a bunnings gift card
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why he only shows once a year though ... imagine how over cookies and milk he'd be by the end of the trip
25:00 <Picard> fuck santa the fake pedo
25:00 <georgeandwell> santa only eats once a year
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Pieter xoxo
25:00 <Pieter> So do i
25:00 <georgeandwell> after christmas he turns into a giant spider where he stores the fat in his fat spider arse
25:00 <Pieter> Hey  WiLd_TuRkeY
27:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls weana
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BBL watching COPS on ch1
28:00 <georgeandwell> im watching air crash investigation coming up on 7 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I play games
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> blame the crashs on the terrorists
29:00 <Bastardly_One> television is absolute crap
29:00 <georgeandwell> its subjective imo
29:00 <georgeandwell> i like tv
29:00 <georgeandwell> 7two is a good channel
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tv has improved .. they use to be big fat boxes in the living room
30:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but content was bettee
30:00 <georgeandwell> better
30:00 <georgeandwell> i use to wait hanging for quality show after show
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you should go on a game show
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> deal or no deal
31:00 <georgeandwell> i still dont understand that game
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if u can stand 30mins with andrew okeefe
31:00 <georgeandwell> yeah thats his style
31:00 <georgeandwell> annoying
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
32:00 <georgeandwell> but u get used to it
32:00 <georgeandwell> tolerance
32:00 <georgeandwell> one guy i still cant stand is kochie
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> kochie rules
32:00 <georgeandwell> smarmy jew
32:00 <Pieter> Mmmm cordial
32:00 <simba> dont diss david koch or ill damage your spine
32:00 <Pieter> CORDIALfuckyas
33:00 <georgeandwell> his morals shone through during the tassie gold mine collapse
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba looks like kochie
33:00 <georgeandwell> they called him 'the ambulance chaser'
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
33:00 <simba> who kochie?
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol 
33:00 <georgeandwell> yeah....that move was so textbook jew
33:00 <georgeandwell> its not funny
33:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the shattered reactor
34:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> it's still leaking radiation
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how are you john
34:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno why that stuck in my memory
34:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> we should do something about it
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to funny georgeandwell
34:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> let's grow a pill farm on it!
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> albumbance chaser
35:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> maybe it'd attract piet and give him radiation poisoning
35:00 <georgeandwell> thats the term they use for lawyers in the usa
35:00 <georgeandwell> u know why?
35:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> all that alpha decay mate
36:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> it's enough to get through his porous oil-ridden skin
36:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> all that froth
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> would ja GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY
36:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> toss in a few capacitors and we're golden
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hmm i feel like macca's
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i feel like this because im hungry
37:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> yeah i feel like a few electron volts
37:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> just a few to last me the week
37:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> i'm good for it
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get some yellowcake
39:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> ALL I NEED IS SOME ELECTRON VOLTS MATE
39:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> I GOTTA POWER MY BITCOIN MINERS
39:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> YA KNOW
39:00 <simba> R WE TYPING LIKE THIS TONIGHT
39:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> GET THOSE GIGAHASHES GOING
39:00 <simba> CAN WE ORGANISE THIS
39:00 <simba> GET ON BOARD OK DONT BE A WOLF BE A SHEEP FOR ONE NIGHT
40:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> yeah
40:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> simber knows where it's at
40:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> he's got a few megahashes already
40:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> you can tell
40:00 <simba> UR DOING IT WRONG
40:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> can't ya?
40:00 <simba> PLEASE ABIDE BY MY RULES
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> money doesnt talk
42:00 <simba> TURKEY CAN U PLEASE TYPE IN CAPS 
42:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> anyone want to sell me their litecoins?
42:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> i'll pay you in piet's smack
42:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> THE_PIET_SMACK
42:00 <simba> PIETSADEALIN
42:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> all the chinese are pulling out
42:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the goverments!
43:00 <simba> theres a new pic of pieter guys he's learned how to grow facial hair https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s720x720/1471161_10152091094573259_229652964_n.jpg
43:00 <simba> where do you think he could be to sit on such a leather chair..? psychiatrist?
43:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> piets_deathbed.jpg
43:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana pvt chaturbate
44:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> where's paul_banks
44:00 <Skrotus> there aren't any grills here georgeandwell 
44:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> where's kaspa
44:00 <Picard> wtf
44:00 <Picard> where is panda
45:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> josh's mates
46:00 <Loof> meth wrinkles
46:00 <simba> im panda - the jokes up. its my second account
46:00 <simba> ive been trolling you all
46:00 <simba> im a gorgeous blonde named cynthia
46:00 <simba> nothing you know is real
47:00 <JingleBalls> lol
47:00 <JingleBalls> THERE IS NO SPOON
48:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> yeah
48:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the spoon mate
48:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> you lost it when you jammed it up your ass
49:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> because you understood being anally perforated by a spoon than the plot of the matrix
49:00 <simba> there is no plot
49:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the filthy overflowing pot of filth sputters out like a volcano
49:00 <simba> only you and your thoughts of said plot
49:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> the players get lower and lower
49:00 <simba> you created the plot
49:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> we're down to 61
50:00 <JingleBalls> whoah
50:00 <GET-A-LOAD-OF-THIS-GUY> cleanse the filth and herd them into frankston
51:00 <simba> is Eastern Standard Time melbourne?
52:00 <simba> wait
52:00 <simba> its not even aus
52:00 <simba> im dumb
54:00 <georgeandwell> air crash investigation is a great show
54:00 <georgeandwell> hehe
55:00 <Picard> sure is 
47:00 <Picard> thank fuck u u dont have kids johninja, what a way to raise a child 
47:00 <Picard> thank fuck u u dont have kids johninja, what a way to raise a child 
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