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00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id make u orgasm Mew
03:00 <British^Meat> is WiLd_TuRkeY being funny or creepy?
04:00 <Mew> hes being crunny
06:00 <georgeandwell> u guys use hookers?
07:00 <wolfy> yeh but i dont pay them
08:00 <wolfy> after im done i kill them
09:00 <wolfy> oh wait that was in GTA
09:00 <georgeandwell> how come
09:00 <georgeandwell> ok
09:00 <wolfy> just kidding.
13:00 <shadsam> ???????????????/
18:00 <FredFlinstone> bi guys?
19:00 <wolfy> faggot?
21:00 <simba> bye, guys
28:00 <wolfy> old uncle chop chop
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> man furious 6 ruled
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad there wont be a 7 ay i woulda loved to see Statham fuck shit up
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> fast6 they were the good guys
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you gotta respect that
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> more power to paul banks on his death bed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> but jason statham at the end got my dick hard
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> was jason after the credits or before
32:00 <PeterSarsgaard> or during
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> during the credits
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> when the asian dies
33:00 <PeterSarsgaard> too many people die in car crashes on that show
33:00 <PeterSarsgaard> rip paul
34:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they say the asian burnt to death too
34:00 <PeterSarsgaard> just like paul
34:00 <milk> It's pretty simple, for the next 1000 years if you ask for anything our response will be: Nup! Not my problem. Your species exists to pick on kids.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thouoght the asian died in tokyo drift
35:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yeah burnt to death slowly
35:00 <PeterSarsgaard> in car crash
35:00 <Mew> `seen Pieter
35:00 <prowl> Mew, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 5 hours 3 minutes ago (06.12. 18:32) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta watch that shit in tokyo drift now
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how his gf died in fast 6
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> classic
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i think thousands of innocents died in ff6
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> but apparently we weren't supposed to care as they weren't the stars
38:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they were people like us
38:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1451555_10202860070087406_1141276613_n.jpg
42:00 <thestig> mewmew
42:00 <Mew> stiggles
43:00 <BangSmash> I miss mew 
44:00 <BangSmash> oh there she is
44:00 <BangSmash> what a happy lady
44:00 <Mew> hehehehehehe
45:00 <BangSmash> Mew
45:00 <BangSmash> how you goin bro?
45:00 <Mew> gd thx u?
45:00 <BangSmash> im ok thank bro
46:00 <Mew> brosefski
46:00 <BangSmash> whatchya been doin mate
46:00 <Mew> about to make a cup of tea nigga fo sheezy 
46:00 <BangSmash> oh yay
47:00 <BangSmash> that some good shit ey I bet
47:00 <Mew> some well good shit innit
47:00 <BangSmash> some good tea bro
47:00 <BangSmash> innit boss
48:00 <Mew> u better sprinkle some suga in dat blud
48:00 <BangSmash> hey have a good tea innit ill have another 300 beer innit
48:00 <Mew> dash of milk in at da end yeah sista
48:00 <BangSmash> what kind of tea?
49:00 <BangSmash> funny tea?
49:00 <BangSmash> I lioike funny tyeas innit
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> not thousands lol
50:00 <BangSmash> no hundreds
50:00 <BangSmash> PandasDontDrive  whjat tea you got?
50:00 <Transmatron> `seen thecrow
50:00 <prowl> Transmatron, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 8 weeks 5 days 3 hours 59 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
51:00 <beehhh> i should go ride for one hour
51:00 <Transmatron> `seen bastardly_one
51:00 <prowl> Transmatron, bastardly_one is on #sex right now.
51:00 <Transmatron> lol
51:00 <Transmatron> fucken old perv
51:00 <beehhh> sydney is ok for now but later i mean within 10years become like cairns weather
52:00 <BangSmash> PandasDontDrive has tasty tea
52:00 <Mew> hi Transmatron
52:00 <beehhh> Mew its a cupid what are you drawing?
53:00 <Mew> a picture of love
53:00 <BangSmash> mew what a nice lady she is
53:00 <beehhh> <3
53:00 <BangSmash> mew what did you name your child?
53:00 <beehhh> thats the fridge
54:00 <BangSmash> I never new mew bro
54:00 <Transmatron> http://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/20203674/generations-of-incest-exposed/
54:00 <Transmatron> looool
54:00 <Transmatron> wtf
55:00 <Transmatron> this isnt Texas
55:00 <beehhh> 13i should go ride for one hour
55:00 <beehhh> an
55:00 <Transmatron> this shit is like the hills have eyes
55:00 <beehhh> nsw
55:00 <BangSmash> ignores Transmatron
56:00 <Transmatron> dont fuck with me.
56:00 <BangSmash> sorry but anyway
56:00 <beehhh> majority women broke their virgnity be their sibling
57:00 <beehhh> *by
57:00 <BangSmash> oh hi beeh
57:00 <Transmatron> wtf
57:00 <Transmatron> beehhh
57:00 <Transmatron> thats not true
57:00 <BangSmash> I forgot to ignore you man
57:00 <beehhh> my parents caught me then chopped my dick
57:00 <BangSmash> retard lol
57:00 <Mew> BangSmash his name is Rory
57:00 <Mew> after rory breaker
57:00 <BangSmash> thats a nice name Mew
57:00 <Transmatron> hi mew
58:00 <Transmatron> omg the walking dead season finale
58:00 <Transmatron> was epic
58:00 <BangSmash> my mate george his brother is named rory
58:00 <beehhh> sorry rory
58:00 <BangSmash> I like that name
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm still might be fast 7
59:00 <beehhh> those guy find their mother in a raredrum are drug dealer
59:00 <beehhh> greek vs italian
00:00 <beehhh> and i knew that spot very well in cambellfield
00:00 <beehhh> many bodies were dumped before
00:00 <BangSmash> hey mew are you planning on having more kids?
00:00 <Transmatron> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/20204794/toddler-bashed-in-elevator/
00:00 <Transmatron> holy fuck
00:00 <Mew> yeah i think so but maybe once hes gone to school
00:00 <Transmatron> this baby got his ass whooped
00:00 <Transmatron> o_O
00:00 <beehhh> my dick is no use
00:00 <Transmatron> 'A toddler has suffered severe injuries after being attacked by a 10-year-old girl and thrown off a 25th floor balcony.'
00:00 <BangSmash> hahaha its a hard thing isnt it mate
01:00 <Transmatron> girl opened up a major can of whoopass
01:00 <milk> pathetic
01:00 <beehhh> when people ask me why arent you married the fuck im suppose to answer
01:00 <Transmatron> and laid the smackdown on his candy ass
01:00 <BangSmash> hes a good boy anyway rory
01:00 <Mew> just be honest and tell them its because gay marriage isnt legal yet
01:00 <beehhh> Mew what are your plans for xmas
01:00 <BangSmash> maybe give him a sis ey?
01:00 <beehhh> yes it is in canberra
01:00 <Transmatron> when that baby boy grows up
01:00 <beehhh> from yesterday
02:00 <Transmatron> when he is like 20
02:00 <BangSmash> I hope not for his sake :(
02:00 <Transmatron> and the girl who bashed him is like 30
02:00 <Transmatron> he would probably get revenge on her by raping her
02:00 <beehhh> woman likes big stiff stong dick
02:00 <BangSmash> I wish I had a brother not a sister
03:00 <beehhh> even the black man gets out of prison
03:00 <Mew> i was an only child and i wanted a brother or sister 
03:00 <BangSmash> yeah ok mew
03:00 <Mew> but at the same time being an only child is pretty sweet
03:00 <BangSmash> get ya there bro
03:00 <Transmatron> how is it pretty sweet?
03:00 <beehhh> pretend im your brown brother
03:00 <Transmatron> after ur parents are gone
03:00 <Transmatron> you;d be all alone
03:00 <BangSmash> spoiled ass only child
04:00 <beehhh> i dont get the circumcision thing
04:00 <BangSmash> wtf do I know I have 2 kids they are 13 and 15
04:00 <beehhh> now i have to enjoy others having a laid
05:00 <simba> having a laid
06:00 <Mew> shimona
07:00 <beehhh> captain phillip was good film 7/10
07:00 <beehhh> captian america would be nicer
08:00 <beehhh> Mew...call me!
08:00 <Mew> double shameless on sbs lads
09:00 <Transmatron> american or brit?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to see that movie
09:00 <Mew> brit
09:00 <Transmatron> yuck
09:00 <Mew> dont be silly Transmatron
09:00 <Mew> the office, shameless, skins
09:00 <Mew> all better in UK
09:00 <Mew> and wilfred is better in AU
10:00 <Transmatron> the office i like steve carrell much better
10:00 <Transmatron> only american remake that i dont like is the inbetweeners
10:00 <Mew> theyve done the inbetweeners too?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> skins
10:00 <Transmatron> lol yep
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> last season sucked balls
11:00 <Mew> thats disgusting why dont they just make up their own shows
11:00 <Transmatron> check out its trailer on youtube
11:00 <Transmatron> its so cringeworthy
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye american office was better
11:00 <Mew> no way
11:00 <BlueCat`> havent seen the tv show the office?
11:00 <BlueCat`> any good?
11:00 <simba> america is shite
11:00 <Mew> they could atleast give them different names
11:00 <Mew> be creative
12:00 <BlueCat`> i rather the grimm
12:00 <Mew> try to act like they didnt rewrite the show in a dumbed down form to appeal to the masses
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <simba> i think its worse they dont hide it, yet people still lap it up
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> there was even a The Nanny in lebanon or some place
12:00 <Mew> it'd be like juggling bananas infront of an audience of dribbling monkeys
13:00 <Mew> HEHEHAHAHAHEHEUHEIHEOHOEHOHAOHAHUEHE
13:00 <Mew> fuck off
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> well american wilfred was good
13:00 <wolfy> chopper is on sbs
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh chopper
13:00 <wolfy> yeh i know seen it so many times
13:00 <wolfy> still a good movie tho
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea lol
13:00 <simba> most tv shows are bad for every 1 great show there are 100 terrible 1s and those are all the 1s people talk about
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> coven <3
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Vikings is so fucking choice
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for season 2
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's that comedy show with that ugly explosives expert in tropic thunder, n other shit, with will ferrall that is choice as
23:00 <Transmatron> ffs 
23:00 <Transmatron> all the media jumping on the nelson mandela bandwagon
23:00 <Transmatron> everyone tries to act like they really care
24:00 <Transmatron> where was all thise attention before he was dead?
24:00 <Transmatron> its like michael jackson all over again
24:00 <Transmatron> when he was alive, no one gave a shit
24:00 <simba> 0,3Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
24:00 <Transmatron> but when dead
24:00 <Transmatron> everyone is trying to look like his best friend
24:00 <wolfy> he was a communist lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> what  nelson mandella thing?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was a terrorist
25:00 <wolfy> wasn't he half jew ?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nelson mandella is a kaffer
25:00 <wolfy> i hate kaffas
25:00 <Transmatron> kaffir
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nigger
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <Transmatron> i came across that term
25:00 <Transmatron> in the book the power of one
25:00 <Mew> kaffir lime leaf
25:00 <Transmatron> good book
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> a terrorist nigger that became president and did fuck all
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> its like with jfk, people think he was some kinda demi god
26:00 <Transmatron> yeah
26:00 <simba> lmbo
26:00 <Transmatron> just cuz he got killed
26:00 <Transmatron> look at his term properly
26:00 <wolfy> jfk wanted to stop the jews
26:00 <Transmatron> he did shit all
27:00 <simba> u gius r cluless
27:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/62713_10151915659683346_960627537_n.jpg
27:00 <Mew> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not clueless
29:00 <wolfy> does anyone here even work ?
29:00 <Mew> i dooo
29:00 <Mew> woowoowoowoowoo
30:00 <Transmatron> i do
32:00 <Transmatron> security for serco
32:00 <Transmatron> at a local shopping centre
32:00 <Transmatron> easiest job ever
33:00 <Transmatron> i just sit down at the food court for most of my shift and play with me phone
33:00 <Transmatron> the place only has a coles as the major shop 
33:00 <Transmatron> and a few fish n chips and lenards chicken 
33:00 <Mew> the china town food court?
33:00 <Transmatron> place barely gets any customers
33:00 <Transmatron> no its not in the city
34:00 <Transmatron> the food court at my local shopping centre
34:00 <Mew> lizbef?
34:00 <Transmatron> nah not that one
34:00 <Transmatron> thats too big
34:00 <Transmatron> i wouldnt want to work there no chance to bludge
34:00 <Transmatron> always teen dickheads startin trouble
35:00 <PeterSarsgaard> barely legal teens?
35:00 <Mew> the teens down south are complete dickheads lol
35:00 <Transmatron> no PeterSarsgaard
35:00 <Mew> two "gangs" of them got in a fight in colonnades one day and they ran into amart all sports and took cricket bats out of the store to beat the shit out of the other guys
35:00 <Mew> so brutal
35:00 <Transmatron> damn
35:00 <Mew> right in the corridor thing with families and people around
36:00 <Transmatron> why did the amart staff allow them to get the stuff?
36:00 <Mew> they ran in and grabbed them from near the front of the store
36:00 <Mew> i wouldnt approach them with a bat in their hand LOL
36:00 <Transmatron> ah ic
36:00 <Transmatron> lol yeah, me neither
36:00 <simba> i would
36:00 <Mew> the security guard just talked on his radio too
36:00 <Mew> he didnt intervene
36:00 <Transmatron> not worth the risk for the pay u get
37:00 <Transmatron> that what i do as well
37:00 <simba> security guards are to make u scared
37:00 <Transmatron> its not our job as shopping centre guards to physically intervene
37:00 <Transmatron> we are to observe and report to police asap
37:00 <Transmatron> when trouble arises
37:00 <Mew> gay
37:00 <simba> theyre like secretaries
37:00 <simba> big fat dumb ones
38:00 <simba> rallying messages
38:00 <BangSmash> hi mew
38:00 <Transmatron> yeha well the law doesnt allow us to do shit all
38:00 <Transmatron> we cant carry weapons
38:00 <Transmatron> cant touch them
38:00 <Mew> "errrrrr, we errrrrrr.... ummmmmmmm... we ummmmmmm... need errr... backup... errrr... over"
38:00 <Loof> hi mew
38:00 <Transmatron> so thats what we do
38:00 <Transmatron> shit all.
38:00 <BangSmash> hahahaha
38:00 <Mew> gday loofies
38:00 <Loof> so drunk
38:00 <Mew> hot
38:00 <Mew> get ya dick out
38:00 <BangSmash> the name is BangSmash thanks
39:00 <Loof> cant it's asleep
39:00 <Loof> too drunk
39:00 <Loof> and stoned
39:00 <BangSmash> loof is on weeed lol
39:00 <simba> "on weed"
39:00 <simba> who says that anymore
39:00 <BangSmash> simb is on xbox
39:00 <Transmatron> lol
39:00 <Loof> nerds
39:00 <simba> xbox is 4 children
39:00 <Transmatron> BangSmash tried to be cool
39:00 <Transmatron> and failed
39:00 <Mew> how much weed did u do man
40:00 <BangSmash> oh I dont know those young people
40:00 <BangSmash> i dont smoke weed it makes me paranoid
40:00 <simba> weak mind
40:00 <BangSmash> no just lots of guns
40:00 <simba> its ok not everyones a winner
41:00 <BangSmash> simba I shoot you 
41:00 <Loof> stupid brothers wedding
41:00 <BangSmash> with gay sperm lol
41:00 <Mew> when i was 16 a nurse asked me "how many marijuanas do you smoke a day?"
41:00 <Loof> stupid lawyer
41:00 <Mew> "uhhhhhh.........."
41:00 <Loof> told me he doesn't believe in medical marijuana
41:00 <Loof> he can get fucked
41:00 <BangSmash> see mew is a nice lady
42:00 <simba> doesnt he have the internet he can just look it up himself
42:00 <BangSmash> simba why are you brown?
42:00 <Loof> blind
42:00 <simba> hes blind? damn
42:00 <Loof> nah literally
42:00 <BangSmash> sima the cock eyed brownie
43:00 <BangSmash> simba the pissant
43:00 <simba> ..why are u attention seeking
43:00 <simba> ssshhh
43:00 <BangSmash> simba one arm of mine
43:00 <BangSmash> bang smash
44:00 <simba> ur not important 2 me sorry
44:00 <Mew> one a these days alice
44:00 <BangSmash> simba the inbreed
44:00 <Loof> POW
44:00 <Mew> straight to the moon!
44:00 <simba> alakazam
44:00 <simba> boom to the moon
44:00 <BangSmash> simba the cock eyed brownie
45:00 <Loof> my feet stink
45:00 <Loof> socks will cover up the smell!
45:00 <BangSmash> wash em bro
45:00 <BangSmash> ya stinky bhathless bastard
45:00 <BangSmash> new socks?
46:00 <Transmatron> my two back teeth stinks
46:00 <Transmatron> i got cavitys on them
46:00 <Transmatron> i think they are rotting or something
46:00 <Transmatron> cuz ive noticed in the last month till present
47:00 <Transmatron> no matter how much i brush my teeth and rinse with listerine and clean my tongue with a tongue scraper
47:00 <British^Meat> they must be removed fool
47:00 <Transmatron> my breath begins to stink again soon after
47:00 <Transmatron> yeah but going to the dentists is so expensive
47:00 <British^Meat> remove them
48:00 <Transmatron> getting filling for the cavities cost up to 500
48:00 <Transmatron> remove them?
48:00 <Transmatron> what would i use to chew in their place?
49:00 <British^Meat> dick splash, just get them taken out
50:00 <BangSmash> electronic mastics
51:00 <BangSmash> Mew
51:00 <BangSmash> hahahah this guys
51:00 <British^Meat> Transmatron: 
51:00 <British^Meat> i can reccomend a good dentist
51:00 <British^Meat> hit me up with your facebook account and you can add him
51:00 <BangSmash> I only came here to see beautiful Serenity
56:00 <simba> cum_man
59:00 <Scattered> ???
00:00 <simba> Huh?
00:00 <Scattered> what???
01:00 <Transmatron> http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/20187842/gun-game-ends-in-mans-death/
01:00 <Transmatron> lol
01:00 <Transmatron> wow
01:00 <simba> wow another yahoo link from the faggot that wont off himself
01:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahaha
02:00 <Transmatron> ohaiz simba 
02:00 <Transmatron> ox
02:00 <Transmatron> btw how many times do i have to tell you?? i am not a faggot
02:00 <Transmatron> i amd bi-curious
02:00 <Transmatron> jesus christ
02:00 <Transmatron> get with the program boy
02:00 <Transmatron> anyway
02:00 <Transmatron> the gf is not gona get charged. i guess with this as a precedent
03:00 <simba> the correct answer is "this faggot will now commit suicide bye"
03:00 <Transmatron> theres no need for messy divorce battles now
03:00 <Transmatron> lol
03:00 <Transmatron> if one wants to get rid of thier spouse
03:00 <Transmatron> just get them to "play" a "gun game"
03:00 <Transmatron> and then shoot them
04:00 <Transmatron> and pretend that u didnt know that it was loaded
04:00 <simba> 0,3Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
13:00 <British^Meat> asl Transmatron ?
16:00 <Scattered> hey wolfy
16:00 <Scattered> whats happening?
18:00 <wolfy> just having a glass of wine
19:00 <Scattered> nice
19:00 <Scattered> its JD here
22:00 <wolfy> havin shots?
28:00 <Scattered> yep
36:00 <wolfy> yep
36:00 <Scattered> u been out 2nite?
36:00 <wolfy> nah
36:00 <wolfy> just sittin around the house
37:00 <Scattered> that sux
38:00 <Scattered> lol
38:00 <wolfy> meh
38:00 <wolfy> cbf
39:00 <Scattered> lol
39:00 <wolfy> plus dont have cash to be wasting on goin out
39:00 <Scattered> i had a good nite except after party was shit
39:00 <Scattered> yeah true
39:00 <wolfy> fair enough
39:00 <Scattered> costs heaps to party hard
39:00 <wolfy> i guess its designed that way
40:00 <Scattered> yeah true
40:00 <Scattered> but its fun
40:00 <Scattered> lol
41:00 <wolfy> yes but expensive/.
43:00 <Scattered> very true
43:00 <Scattered> big nites at home are good to save money
44:00 <wolfy> i rarely leave my house
45:00 <wolfy> cant afford to be splashing out 
46:00 <wolfy> pretty easy to do though i've gone out some nights and spent well over thousand
46:00 <wolfy> just on dinner and drinks
47:00 <wolfy> maybe a bit of a gamble
47:00 <wolfy> i figure i kind of just being sucked into it all
47:00 <wolfy> its not worth it.
48:00 <grem> yea u can stay at home and do the same thing
49:00 <wolfy> yea well you end up at home in the end anyway but with no money
49:00 <wolfy> i mean look at christmas for example
49:00 <wolfy> people go out and spend all this money on christmas which is a total load of shit scam
50:00 <wolfy> then all these jews are just counting the money
52:00 <simba> world cup draw is happening in 10 mins
52:00 <gremlinz> yea and santa doesnt even fucking exist how gay is that
53:00 <gremlinz> im devo
55:00 <wolfy> christmas and easter are not even in the bible
55:00 <wolfy> its a complete man made scam
55:00 <wolfy> its all bullshit
17:00 <beehhh> bingo
23:00 <simba> 4:1)
26:00 <beehhh> krampus
32:00 <{LeE}> simba simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
47:00 <beehhh> AWARDING BODY ü City University College of Science and Technology, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia ü University of Ballarat, Victoria, Australia
55:00 <simba> world cup 2014 draw happening now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <johninja> aye
59:00 <johninja> i just lost twice to an asian girl at chess
59:00 <johninja> eg0=deflated
02:00 <simba> theyre pretty tuff
05:00 <beehhh> yeah dont let them comeout when the bushfire starts
05:00 <beehhh> get them choke on holy smoke till death
06:00 <simba> lets c where australia gets drawn
07:00 <simba> n BOOM
07:00 <simba> australia group B with spain and chile
07:00 <johninja> ugh
07:00 <{LeE}> nigbht allllllllllll
08:00 <johninja> nini
09:00 <johninja> group E is ridiculously weak
09:00 <johninja> swiss ecuador and honduras lol
10:00 <simba> USA AOK
11:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tls-Jli6eQE
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Strongest Man - In History - Heaviest Plane Pull - 1/3 Million lbs. Boeing 767 (Aug 19, 2008) 0 - Category: Sports - 877,155 views -
11:00 <beehhh> tis me
11:00 <Warren1984> http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/darts.jsp
11:00 <simba> 12,0GREECE
12:00 <beehhh> america is the core of the moderanization
12:00 <johninja> OMG
12:00 <simba> australia get the netherlands 2 
12:00 <johninja> we play both of the world cup finalists
12:00 <simba> both the finalists from 2010
12:00 <simba> woot
12:00 <johninja> gr8
13:00 <simba> amasing
13:00 <simba> that owns hard
13:00 <simba> 12,0GREECE get a good group
13:00 <johninja> go home australia
14:00 <simba> uruguay england italia
14:00 <johninja> yeh
14:00 <johninja> suarez vs the world
16:00 <simba> greece group is actually crazy.. .....
16:00 <johninja> wow G is a group of death too
18:00 <beehhh> fuck you very much australia
19:00 <johninja> die beehhh
19:00 <beehhh> already dead
19:00 <beehhh> cunt
22:00 <johninja> lel
58:00 <Warren1984> 19) Take a bubble bath - Yes, men, even you! Bubble baths can be wonderfully relaxing things, good for destressing, and just taking a little bit of personal time to ignore the world and find your focus again. 
15:00 <johninja> sunshine on my window, makes me happy, like i should be
20:00 <AngrymanXL> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnMmRV8y0xM
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spiderbait - Calypso (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
37:00 <johninja> :)
22:00 <Loof> morning
22:00 <druidess> hey:)
23:00 <Loof> work today?
29:00 <druidess> noooo
29:00 <druidess> :)
29:00 <Loof> sweet as
29:00 <silentObserver> is this melly?
30:00 <silentObserver> bozzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
30:00 <silentObserver> how r ya mate?
30:00 <silentObserver> onya bozzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
30:00 <silentObserver> bozzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
30:00 <silentObserver> i luv u bozzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
42:00 <Loof> what a tozzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
43:00 <druidess> lol
46:00 <Loof> my psycho brother is being let out of psych ward to attend my other brothers wedding
46:00 <Loof> he's gonna fuck everything
46:00 <Loof> and i'll be expected to be security
46:00 <Loof> told them not to invite him
46:00 <Loof> but oh no
47:00 <Loof> cunt trys to scab weed off me i'll bash him
47:00 <Loof> and he better stay the fuck away from my son
48:00 <Loof> i'll get nice and pissed so i'm in the mood for a bit of biffo
39:00 <mandyjane> Fuck me dead
47:00 <Loof> Study period 1 soon :)
55:00 <shadsam> hi
55:00 <fawks> fuck pgg
55:00 <shadsam> loooooooooooooooooooooooooof
55:00 <shads> bbl
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif wake up at 9am on a satdey
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you ChanOP
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz ^-^
44:00 <Nikky`> Hey PandasDontDrive :o)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's crackamalakin'?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> how funny is this, my mate is asleep on the couch with his arm stretched out holding the xbox controller lmao, bet he's dreaming about gta v.
47:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot, had friend over to help chop down tree/bushes in my courtyard, take away old treadmill and buff out damage to my car
47:00 <Nikky`> Now ready to nap haha
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet!!!!!!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha have swell dreams about unicorns 
49:00 <Nikky`> lol thanks
49:00 <Nikky`> tho, need to do some shopping n wash car first
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fun times
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to vacuum n mop
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n im in crap cause i was too loud last nite when i got home lol
52:00 <Nikky`> I did all mine last night
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would've but i was in conflict with a bikie up the road
59:00 <Nikky`> I see
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit happens
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> he had it coming for a long time
00:00 <faux> nap sounds amazing nikky
00:00 <faux> do want
01:00 <Nikky`> I always want on weekends, what I dream about all week at work haha
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
03:00 <faux> yeah
03:00 <faux> i love sundays cos i can nap guilt free
06:00 <Loof> I feel guilty not sleeping
06:00 <Nikky`> Sun is not guilt free as I know I'll struggle sleeping that night for work
07:00 <Nikky`> ok I will bbl.. 
07:00 <Loof> Just had my weekly shower and wash3d the crusts out of my ass
12:00 <Doodle> [12:01] <Nikky`> I always want on weekends, what I dream about all week at work haha
12:00 <Doodle> bumsecks
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boston - Smokin'.mp3 (4.73MB 192kbps Stereo 3:26)
18:00 <crash> whats happening Doodle 
18:00 <Doodle> this
19:00 <crash> so nothing out of the ordinary ?
58:00 <Rak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Shall Not Pass, Dog (Dec 5, 2013) 3:14 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 63,249 views - 1,363 likes (98.3%), 23 dislikes (1.7%)
12:00 <crash> hi beehhh 
13:00 <shadsam> CUNT
13:00 <shadsam> FUCKING TRAFFIC
16:00 <beehhh> did u see the two guys ramping in a brawl on freeway
20:00 <beehhh> its like asking a tranny for analsex job after had blowjob  - joe cocky
21:00 <johninja> k
24:00 <beehhh> asian parlor in downunder
26:00 <beehhh> Bu cu cua tao ne
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> woohooo
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> invite to this chicks place tonite woo
29:00 <crash> take your xbox over
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja bro this fkn bikie cunt at lop last night, ive been wondering how long it was goin to take untill he starts on me, well he had a go at me and im lucky my mate that's in the same club was there cause he called my mate i took with me a dickhead then had a go at me so i pulled out the screwdriver n stuck it at his neck and told him ya red dot dead markie i will be hot next time mate 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and walked out n my mate was holding him back so we could leave ahahahaha
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah ill drink with her
30:00 <crash> oh its saturday
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> was posting her poetry n she was all blushing hahaha might get laid? i fkn wish *crosses fingers*
30:00 <johninja> lol mad
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck i gotta go walk to synergy n pick up 2 rings i left there on thurs lol
32:00 <beehhh> stormies in adelaide i had a root in 2001
32:00 <beehhh> with some bogan chick from broken hills
32:00 <beehhh> we ate each other literally
32:00 <beehhh> kinky
33:00 <beehhh> she was a single mom aged 23
38:00 <crash> hey Mew 
42:00 <Mew> helloooooooooooooooooooo crash
48:00 <Cripla> https://www.facebook.com/CrippledEvenings/posts/617203975006187
51:00 <Loof_> Tweet something to listen to on the train home tonight
51:00 <Loof_> Sweet I mean
51:00 <Loof_> Fuck twitter lol
53:00 <Loof> Got 450 megabytes of data hope it's enough
58:00 <Cripla> damn twitttter
58:00 <Cripla> wherev areu going 2
58:00 <Cripla> damn typing
00:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1452403_607084359329551_745942727_n.jpg 
00:00 <johninja> :/
03:00 <Cripla> ewwwwwwwwwww
04:00 <Bastardly_One> OH MY GLOB!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's sunny!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm in Ballarat!
05:00 <Cripla> yeah its not bad
05:00 <Cripla> i was smokin a j outsidesun bkin
05:00 <Cripla> sun baking
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's alright
05:00 <Cripla> damnit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... I was just outside smoking bongs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Cripla> haaha cool
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm moving soonish ... near the eastern oval ... that's a nice area to wander around in weather like this trashed
08:00 <faux> hows the finger crip
08:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever happened to Damo?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> did he go to jail or something?
09:00 <crash> bad weather for jail
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... they get a/c and shit
10:00 <crash> those bastards
10:00 <crash> a/c nice
10:00 <crash> not warm enough for a/c though
10:00 <Cripla> ok faux, its still there
11:00 <faux> lool
11:00 <faux> i was typing hows it hangng
11:00 <Cripla> haahahah
11:00 <faux> and realised thats a litle inappropriate
11:00 <Cripla> fiiingers crossed it will be ok
11:00 <faux> lollll
11:00 <faux> :(
11:00 <crash> you've got 8 fingers and 2 thumbs
11:00 <crash> losing a few shouldnt be a prob
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yah that does sound inappropriate coming from a female "how's it hangin'?"
12:00 <Cripla> I have a apointment next thurs to get the dressings off and get it checked
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you get it fixed here or melb?
12:00 <Cripla> melbourne @ st vincents
12:00 <Bastardly_One> good man!
12:00 <Cripla> they were only goint to stub iy here
13:00 <Cripla> i said fuck that
13:00 <crash> whats stub iy ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ye, they're not the best for anything
13:00 <Bastardly_One> stub it he meant
13:00 <crash> ahh sorry got ya
13:00 <Cripla> finish removing it and pull the skin over
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I got sent to melbourne in extreme pain for a small op that could of been done here because basically they couldn't of been fucked
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the surgeon in melbourne was pretty shocked at that
14:00 <Cripla> yeah, dont trust the docs here
14:00 <crash> i've only been stitched up in melbourne
14:00 <crash> thought the medical stuff down here was okish ?
14:00 <faux> did you drive yoruself to melb crip
15:00 <Bastardly_One> melbourne it is crash ... where crip and I are ... you'd think we'd have a great hospital ... but we don't
15:00 <Cripla> nah, I have a manual. had to get a mate to drive me
15:00 <faux> ah how long is tha drive
15:00 <faux> the
15:00 <Loof> The finger will still be usable?
15:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: yeah
15:00 <Cripla> took us 2 hrs on monday morning
15:00 <Cripla> damn traffic
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi Loof
15:00 <Loof> Hey b1 :)
15:00 <crash> i had 5 stitches in the palm of my hand a month ago - they glued it first then i had to go back the next day ;/
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about an hour and 20 with good traffic faux
15:00 <crash> asian doctors
15:00 <Cripla> its a 1 hr 20 min drive when its quiet to the hosp
16:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
16:00 <Cripla> lol
16:00 <Cripla> :P
16:00 <faux> jebus 2 hours
17:00 <faux> did you have it on ice or anything
17:00 <faux> or was it just dangling around for 2 hours
17:00 <faux> klol
17:00 <Loof> Going to get s******** at a wedding tonight
17:00 <Cripla> it was dangling for 26 hrs'
17:00 <crash> lol nice
18:00 <johninja> how did you do it?
18:00 <johninja> or did i miss that part
18:00 <Loof> Mower
18:00 <johninja> ahh yes
18:00 <crash> mower ?
19:00 <crash> like emptying the catcher or something ?
19:00 <johninja> giving it a good fingerbanging
19:00 <crash> checking if the blades are sharp
19:00 <crash> "yep cut through my finger, should be ok for grass"
19:00 <crash> :P
19:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> see? manual labour is dangerous
20:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly why I won't do it
20:00 <johninja> we need mexicans
21:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed ... I thought that was the idea of asian boat people
21:00 <crash> slave labor ?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but no ...
21:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of which ... I went to school with a Tim Tam
21:00 <Bastardly_One> poor little shit never understood the joke
21:00 <johninja> yeah instead they just eat up all our welfare benefits and stab each other
22:00 <crash> and drive really really badly
22:00 <johninja> yeah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not racist honestly and if it was a serious discussion I'd acting different
22:00 <Cripla> lol
22:00 <johninja> "do you have married"
22:00 <Cripla> 14:19] <crash> "yep cut through my finger, should be ok for grass"
22:00 <Cripla> nice
22:00 <johninja> my new indonesian friend is hitting on me i think
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is he?
23:00 <johninja> its a woman
23:00 <johninja> she beat me twice at chess
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... watch out
23:00 <johninja> so i'm still a bit sus
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's lookin' for a visa
23:00 <johninja> lol yeh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a spy!
23:00 <johninja> :o
24:00 <johninja> this sounds like the makings of a good movie
24:00 <johninja> tranny spy 3
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be an indonesian tranny on here for years
25:00 <Bastardly_One> married a guy on here in singapore, came over and that didn't work out in the end
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <crash> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was actually a good r/l friend too ... was like Lady and the Tramp
25:00 <Maurice> There still is one, he just changed his nick to Doodle 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <johninja> :o
26:00 <johninja> plot twist
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the 6yr old likes deadmau5
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno whether that shows good taste
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or that deadmau5 is crap
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she's dancing around to the deadmau5 I'm playing
28:00 <johninja> my dog was into indian folk music
28:00 <johninja> would sit there and stare at the speaker
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <Maurice> My kid is into pink floyd
29:00 <crash> all his stuff ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of things like that ... I've a friend who's cat LOVES dinosaur documentaries ... goes running around the house all day ... stick a dino doco on and it sits on the couch and just watches the tv
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and will not move
30:00 <Bastardly_One> until it's finished
30:00 <johninja> such fascinate
30:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdest thing to see
30:00 <crash> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's specifically dinosaurs too
30:00 <crash> not what a dinosaur would look like to a cat
30:00 <crash> sure
30:00 <crash> we have tools to kill everything - cats on the other hand
31:00 <crash> maybe just a history lover
32:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: whats happening in ballarat anyway ?
33:00 <Maurice> Does it have to be a doco or can they chuck jurassic park on loop
33:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing as always
33:00 <Cripla> nothing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be a doco
33:00 <johninja> nothing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it could be the voices too
33:00 <Bastardly_One> most docos he likes are English
33:00 <Skrotus> I like pink floyd
33:00 <Maurice> Soothing narrator voice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't mind crocs either
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he watches swamp people with half interest
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Maurice> Lol def not the voices from that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh *lol*
35:00 <Maurice> I like how they use subtitles
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha ... yeah
35:00 <johninja> reincarnated redneck palientologist cat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend online who comes from turtle man's hometown
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she rues the day she admited that to me
35:00 <crash> i want to head out that way anyway Bastardly_One - need some fresh water fishing
36:00 <crash> must be some decent lakes and rivers inland
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know ... I'm a city boy stuck in the country
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Cripla
36:00 <crash> i wouldnt really call it country
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Cripla
36:00 <crash> i wouldnt really call it country
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Cripla
36:00 <crash> i wouldnt really call it country
37:00 <crash> just very outer melbourne lol
37:00 <johninja> lol city folk
37:00 <johninja> "yeah we live in the country" "oh yeah? Whereabouts?" "oh around 100kms from a large metropolitan city" 
37:00 <crash> just very outer melbourne lol
37:00 <johninja> lol city folk
37:00 <johninja> "yeah we live in the country" "oh yeah? Whereabouts?" "oh around 100kms from a large metropolitan city" 
37:00 <crash> just very outer melbourne lol
37:00 <johninja> lol city folk
37:00 <johninja> "yeah we live in the country" "oh yeah? Whereabouts?" "oh around 100kms from a large metropolitan city" 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
38:00 <johninja> haha
38:00 <Glenn> ...mmmmm...
38:00 <johninja> hi Glenn
38:00 <Glenn> Hey johninja
38:00 <crash> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
38:00 <johninja> haha
38:00 <johninja> hi Glenn
38:00 <crash> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
38:00 <johninja> haha
38:00 <johninja> hi Glenn
38:00 <crash> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss melbourne for the reasons I could leave the house and have the option of ... going to the beach, going to the bush, or going to the city ... and still be home by the evening
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Traralgon eh?
39:00 <Glenn> Yeah... 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd you steal the computer?
39:00 <johninja> Traralgon sounds like something from narnia
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one in gippsland can afford a computer
39:00 <Glenn> I'm from Traralgon Bastardly_One... not Moe!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <Warren1984> hi all
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss melbourne for the reasons I could leave the house and have the option of ... going to the beach, going to the bush, or going to the city ... and still be home by the evening
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Traralgon eh?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd you steal the computer?
39:00 <johninja> Traralgon sounds like something from narnia
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one in gippsland can afford a computer
39:00 <Warren1984> hi all
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss melbourne for the reasons I could leave the house and have the option of ... going to the beach, going to the bush, or going to the city ... and still be home by the evening
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Traralgon eh?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd you steal the computer?
39:00 <johninja> Traralgon sounds like something from narnia
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one in gippsland can afford a computer
39:00 <Warren1984> hi all
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Moe *shudders*
40:00 <johninja> is it scenic?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is ... but it's more isolated than I am even
40:00 <Maurice> Lol my husband is from Gippsland
40:00 <Glenn> Moe isn't. The countryside around it is.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not isolated ... it's just not the city
40:00 <johninja> nice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Moe *shudders*
40:00 <johninja> is it scenic?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is ... but it's more isolated than I am even
40:00 <Maurice> Lol my husband is from Gippsland
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not isolated ... it's just not the city
40:00 <johninja> nice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Moe *shudders*
40:00 <johninja> is it scenic?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is ... but it's more isolated than I am even
40:00 <Maurice> Lol my husband is from Gippsland
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not isolated ... it's just not the city
40:00 <johninja> nice
41:00 <Maurice> My mother in law is still there which means i have to holiday there :/
41:00 <Glenn> ...ah huh...
41:00 <Maurice> My mother in law is still there which means i have to holiday there :/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note ... why did I start Skyrim again?
41:00 <Maurice> My mother in law is still there which means i have to holiday there :/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note ... why did I start Skyrim again?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note ... why did I start Skyrim again?
42:00 <johninja> boredom
42:00 <johninja> those games are pretty cool though you can usually alternate things a bit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, when I try to play GTA O with someone from here
42:00 <johninja> i havn't played skykrim yet
42:00 <johninja> boredom
42:00 <johninja> those games are pretty cool though you can usually alternate things a bit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, when I try to play GTA O with someone from here
42:00 <johninja> i havn't played skykrim yet
42:00 <johninja> boredom
42:00 <johninja> those games are pretty cool though you can usually alternate things a bit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, when I try to play GTA O with someone from here
42:00 <johninja> i havn't played skykrim yet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, on my friends list
43:00 <johninja> spent months playing morrowind though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't connect ... randoms? fine
43:00 <johninja> :/
43:00 <johninja> perhaps they didn't like your style
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, on my friends list
43:00 <johninja> spent months playing morrowind though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't connect ... randoms? fine
43:00 <johninja> :/
43:00 <johninja> perhaps they didn't like your style
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, on my friends list
43:00 <johninja> spent months playing morrowind though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't connect ... randoms? fine
43:00 <johninja> :/
43:00 <johninja> perhaps they didn't like your style
44:00 <Loof> Im playing skyrim
44:00 <johninja> theres this dude on xbox live that just plays uno and talks to other people on there all day
44:00 <Loof> Love it
44:00 <johninja> he's not a bad dude but most times i just cbf
44:00 <Loof> Got bf4 too
44:00 <Loof> Im playing skyrim
44:00 <johninja> theres this dude on xbox live that just plays uno and talks to other people on there all day
44:00 <Loof> Love it
44:00 <johninja> he's not a bad dude but most times i just cbf
44:00 <Loof> Got bf4 too
44:00 <Loof> Im playing skyrim
44:00 <johninja> theres this dude on xbox live that just plays uno and talks to other people on there all day
44:00 <Loof> Love it
44:00 <johninja> he's not a bad dude but most times i just cbf
44:00 <Loof> Got bf4 too
45:00 <johninja> wb nappy
45:00 <crash> wb Nikky` 
45:00 <crash> about time, sleeping your weekend away
45:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I started it again because it's only really meant for HD for the PS3
45:00 <johninja> wb nappy
45:00 <crash> wb Nikky` 
45:00 <crash> about time, sleeping your weekend away
45:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I started it again because it's only really meant for HD for the PS3
45:00 <johninja> wb nappy
45:00 <crash> wb Nikky` 
45:00 <crash> about time, sleeping your weekend away
45:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I started it again because it's only really meant for HD for the PS3
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't play it on HD the text goes off the right off the screen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of in the middle
46:00 <Nikky`> Thank you crash :o)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> looks soooooooooooo much cleaner and how it should be
46:00 <Nikky`> noooo nappy required for me johninja, I know I am getting old but not just yet :P
46:00 <johninja> oh right
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, got the companion chick yet?
46:00 <Nikky`> About time? I've been awake since 9
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you can marry her apparently
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't play it on HD the text goes off the right off the screen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of in the middle
46:00 <Nikky`> Thank you crash :o)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> looks soooooooooooo much cleaner and how it should be
46:00 <Nikky`> noooo nappy required for me johninja, I know I am getting old but not just yet :P
46:00 <johninja> oh right
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, got the companion chick yet?
46:00 <Nikky`> About time? I've been awake since 9
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you can marry her apparently
46:00 <crash> i woke up about 11
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't play it on HD the text goes off the right off the screen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of in the middle
46:00 <Nikky`> Thank you crash :o)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> looks soooooooooooo much cleaner and how it should be
46:00 <Nikky`> noooo nappy required for me johninja, I know I am getting old but not just yet :P
46:00 <johninja> oh right
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, got the companion chick yet?
46:00 <Nikky`> About time? I've been awake since 9
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you can marry her apparently
46:00 <crash> i woke up about 11
47:00 <crash> i woke up about 11
47:00 <johninja> you should be a chick as well Bastardly_One
47:00 <crash> though i finished at 9pm
47:00 <johninja> have a lesbian marriage
47:00 <Loof> Companion chick?
47:00 <Nikky`> I even washed my car, quick wash but its washed
47:00 <Nikky`> AND
47:00 <johninja> did you wear a bikini?
47:00 <crash> lol
47:00 <Nikky`> I was putting stuff in freezer earlier and fucking huntsman was on the wall
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the first city called again?
47:00 <Nikky`> I screamed a lil
47:00 <johninja> oh geeze
47:00 <Nikky`> lol
47:00 <johninja> you should be a chick as well Bastardly_One
47:00 <crash> though i finished at 9pm
47:00 <johninja> have a lesbian marriage
47:00 <Loof> Companion chick?
47:00 <Nikky`> I even washed my car, quick wash but its washed
47:00 <Nikky`> AND
47:00 <johninja> did you wear a bikini?
47:00 <crash> lol
47:00 <Nikky`> I was putting stuff in freezer earlier and fucking huntsman was on the wall
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the first city called again?
47:00 <Nikky`> I screamed a lil
47:00 <johninja> oh geeze
47:00 <Nikky`> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> after Riverthingo
47:00 <johninja> you should be a chick as well Bastardly_One
47:00 <crash> though i finished at 9pm
47:00 <johninja> have a lesbian marriage
47:00 <Loof> Companion chick?
47:00 <Nikky`> I even washed my car, quick wash but its washed
47:00 <Nikky`> AND
47:00 <johninja> did you wear a bikini?
47:00 <crash> lol
47:00 <Nikky`> I was putting stuff in freezer earlier and fucking huntsman was on the wall
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the first city called again?
47:00 <Nikky`> I screamed a lil
47:00 <johninja> oh geeze
47:00 <Nikky`> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> after Riverthingo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> after Riverthingo
48:00 <Nikky`> haha johninja.. noooo
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: let it live
48:00 <johninja> fantasy ruined
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there you do a quest for the Jarl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get a companion
48:00 <Nikky`> live? you can come give it mouth to mouth if you wish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's fucking mean with a sword
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and carries heaps of shit
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you think i can still save it ?
48:00 <Nikky`> haha johninja.. noooo
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: let it live
48:00 <johninja> fantasy ruined
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there you do a quest for the Jarl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get a companion
48:00 <Nikky`> live? you can come give it mouth to mouth if you wish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's fucking mean with a sword
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and carries heaps of shit
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you think i can still save it ?
48:00 <Nikky`> haha johninja.. noooo
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: let it live
48:00 <johninja> fantasy ruined
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there you do a quest for the Jarl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get a companion
48:00 <Nikky`> live? you can come give it mouth to mouth if you wish
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's fucking mean with a sword
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and carries heaps of shit
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you think i can still save it ?
49:00 <Nikky`> I don't think so but be funny watching you try
49:00 <Skrotus> I dislike how in skyrim you can't kill absolutely everybody
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe the first run through I missed all the shit I got at the start
49:00 <Nikky`> I don't think so but be funny watching you try
49:00 <Skrotus> I dislike how in skyrim you can't kill absolutely everybody
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe the first run through I missed all the shit I got at the start
49:00 <Nikky`> I dislike how you dislike it
49:00 <Nikky`> I don't think so but be funny watching you try
49:00 <Skrotus> I dislike how in skyrim you can't kill absolutely everybody
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe the first run through I missed all the shit I got at the start
49:00 <Nikky`> I dislike how you dislike it
50:00 <Nikky`> I dislike how you dislike it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I scored an imperial captains full lot of gear and a long sword before even escaping
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but the other save I'm trying to kill giants
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I scored an imperial captains full lot of gear and a long sword before even escaping
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but the other save I'm trying to kill giants
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone that's played it knows that's almost impossible
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I scored an imperial captains full lot of gear and a long sword before even escaping
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but the other save I'm trying to kill giants
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone that's played it knows that's almost impossible
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone that's played it knows that's almost impossible
55:00 <Skrotus> you just need to get to a high enough level to kill giants
55:00 <Skrotus> you just need to get to a high enough level to kill giants
55:00 <Nikky`> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/us-health-officials-warn-people-not-to-eat-the-cannibal-sandwich/story-fni0dgie-1226777714302 <-- ewwwww
55:00 <Skrotus> you just need to get to a high enough level to kill giants
55:00 <Nikky`> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/us-health-officials-warn-people-not-to-eat-the-cannibal-sandwich/story-fni0dgie-1226777714302 <-- ewwwww
56:00 <Nikky`> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/us-health-officials-warn-people-not-to-eat-the-cannibal-sandwich/story-fni0dgie-1226777714302 <-- ewwwww
56:00 <Skrotus> ick
56:00 <Skrotus> ick
56:00 <Nikky`> Who in their right mind would eat that :/
56:00 <Skrotus> ick
56:00 <Nikky`> Who in their right mind would eat that :/
57:00 <Nikky`> Who in their right mind would eat that :/
57:00 <Skrotus> cannibals maybe
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn laptop
57:00 <Skrotus> cannibals maybe
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn laptop
57:00 <Skrotus> cannibals maybe
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn laptop
58:00 <Nikky`> Maybe
58:00 <Nikky`> Maybe
58:00 <Nikky`> Maybe
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz
00:00 <Nikky`> PandasDontDrive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz
00:00 <Nikky`> PandasDontDrive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont they?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz
00:00 <Nikky`> PandasDontDrive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont they?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont they?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> pity ^-^
01:00 <Nikky`> ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuffin
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> is too warm outside to go for a walk :/ but have to
01:00 <Skrotus> this one does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5e-4dSceO0
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panda driving a car (Jan 4, 2012) 3:19 - Category: Entertainment - 538 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> pity ^-^
01:00 <Nikky`> ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuffin
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> is too warm outside to go for a walk :/ but have to
01:00 <Skrotus> this one does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5e-4dSceO0
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panda driving a car (Jan 4, 2012) 3:19 - Category: Entertainment - 538 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Skrotus> not very well though
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> pity ^-^
01:00 <Nikky`> ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuffin
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> is too warm outside to go for a walk :/ but have to
01:00 <Skrotus> this one does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5e-4dSceO0
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panda driving a car (Jan 4, 2012) 3:19 - Category: Entertainment - 538 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Skrotus> not very well though
02:00 <Skrotus> not very well though
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> id click but laptop might overheat again
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> got air con on so it stays cool as
02:00 <Skrotus> lol it's just a kid in a panda suit
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> id click but laptop might overheat again
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> got air con on so it stays cool as
02:00 <Skrotus> lol it's just a kid in a panda suit
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> id click but laptop might overheat again
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> got air con on so it stays cool as
02:00 <Skrotus> lol it's just a kid in a panda suit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i got the nick half from this pic of a guy in a panda suit at the wheel n half because of the critic cartoon when the dad finds out a penguin is flying the plane drunk and he goes PENGUINS CANT FLY!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i got the nick half from this pic of a guy in a panda suit at the wheel n half because of the critic cartoon when the dad finds out a penguin is flying the plane drunk and he goes PENGUINS CANT FLY!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i got the nick half from this pic of a guy in a panda suit at the wheel n half because of the critic cartoon when the dad finds out a penguin is flying the plane drunk and he goes PENGUINS CANT FLY!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs goin to fight shop pick up rings :/ *phew* thought i lost em for good O_o
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs goin to fight shop pick up rings :/ *phew* thought i lost em for good O_o
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs goin to fight shop pick up rings :/ *phew* thought i lost em for good O_o
07:00 <crash> farewell PandasDontDrive 
07:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you keep you car undercover ?
07:00 <crash> farewell PandasDontDrive 
07:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you keep you car undercover ?
07:00 <crash> farewell PandasDontDrive 
07:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you keep you car undercover ?
08:00 <Doodle> [14:25] <Maurice> There still is one, he just changed his nick to Doodle 
08:00 <Doodle> [14:25] <Maurice> There still is one, he just changed his nick to Doodle 
08:00 <Doodle> PISS OFF
08:00 <crash> contemplating letting the dishes dry by themselves
08:00 <Doodle> [14:25] <Maurice> There still is one, he just changed his nick to Doodle 
08:00 <Doodle> PISS OFF
08:00 <crash> contemplating letting the dishes dry by themselves
09:00 <Doodle> PISS OFF
09:00 <crash> contemplating letting the dishes dry by themselves
09:00 <crash> was in the mood for a tidy kitchen
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, its in a garage
09:00 <crash> lack the effort
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935587_10153609621030026_683098485_n.jpg
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <crash> was in the mood for a tidy kitchen
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, its in a garage
09:00 <crash> lack the effort
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935587_10153609621030026_683098485_n.jpg
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <Maurice> You tall streak of piss 
09:00 <crash> was in the mood for a tidy kitchen
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, its in a garage
09:00 <crash> lack the effort
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935587_10153609621030026_683098485_n.jpg
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <Maurice> You tall streak of piss 
10:00 <Maurice> You tall streak of piss 
10:00 <Doodle> no offence mate but you dont half look like that prat off the telly
10:00 <Doodle> no offence mate but you dont half look like that prat off the telly
10:00 <Doodle> no offence mate but you dont half look like that prat off the telly
11:00 <Maurice> Lollll
11:00 <Maurice> Lollll
11:00 <Maurice> Lollll
12:00 <Cripla> lol Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> lol if only
12:00 <Cripla> lol Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> lol if only
12:00 <Cripla> lol Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> lol if only
14:00 <crash> what chick wouldn't like a 350
14:00 <crash> what chick wouldn't like a 350
14:00 <crash> what chick wouldn't like a 350
15:00 <simba> what color is your boyfriends 350z?
15:00 <simba> that classic burnt orange?
15:00 <simba> what color is your boyfriends 350z?
15:00 <simba> that classic burnt orange?
15:00 <simba> what color is your boyfriends 350z?
15:00 <simba> that classic burnt orange?
16:00 <crash> simba: what color do you prefer 
16:00 <crash> i like the grey
16:00 <crash> orange is a bit to much
16:00 <crash> simba: what color do you prefer 
16:00 <crash> i like the grey
16:00 <crash> orange is a bit to much
16:00 <crash> simba: what color do you prefer 
16:00 <crash> i like the grey
16:00 <crash> orange is a bit to much
17:00 <simba> that pearlescent burgundy/maroon
17:00 <simba> http://my350z.com/forum/picture.php?pictureid=473
17:00 <simba> or purple goes well on that car
17:00 <crash> its actually not to bad
17:00 <simba> or "wine red" some call it, that color owns
17:00 <simba> that pearlescent burgundy/maroon
17:00 <simba> http://my350z.com/forum/picture.php?pictureid=473
17:00 <simba> or purple goes well on that car
17:00 <crash> its actually not to bad
17:00 <simba> or "wine red" some call it, that color owns
17:00 <simba> that pearlescent burgundy/maroon
17:00 <simba> http://my350z.com/forum/picture.php?pictureid=473
17:00 <simba> or purple goes well on that car
17:00 <crash> its actually not to bad
17:00 <simba> or "wine red" some call it, that color owns
18:00 <crash> left hand drive 
18:00 <crash> left hand drive 
18:00 <crash> left hand drive 
19:00 <Doodle> brickyard red
19:00 <johninja> do they make them for men?
19:00 <Doodle> is that colour, its awes
19:00 <Doodle> brickyard red
19:00 <johninja> do they make them for men?
19:00 <Doodle> is that colour, its awes
19:00 <Doodle> brickyard red
19:00 <johninja> do they make them for men?
19:00 <Doodle> is that colour, its awes
20:00 <crash> lol johninja 
20:00 <simba> well they dont make any for women
20:00 <crash> yeah nissan patrol ?
20:00 <crash> lol johninja 
20:00 <simba> well they dont make any for women
20:00 <crash> yeah nissan patrol ?
20:00 <crash> lol johninja 
20:00 <simba> well they dont make any for women
20:00 <crash> yeah nissan patrol ?
21:00 <Doodle> http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/peterkim0121/IMG_8203.jpg
21:00 <Doodle> interlagos fire is the best colour imo
21:00 <Doodle> http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/peterkim0121/IMG_8203.jpg
21:00 <Doodle> interlagos fire is the best colour imo
21:00 <Doodle> http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/peterkim0121/IMG_8203.jpg
21:00 <Doodle> interlagos fire is the best colour imo
22:00 <Doodle> anyway going to wash mine cos she is a filthy filthy whore
22:00 <Doodle> bblzz
22:00 <simba> dat rox
22:00 <Loof> very nice
22:00 <Doodle> anyway going to wash mine cos she is a filthy filthy whore
22:00 <Doodle> bblzz
22:00 <simba> dat rox
22:00 <Loof> very nice
22:00 <Doodle> anyway going to wash mine cos she is a filthy filthy whore
22:00 <Doodle> bblzz
22:00 <simba> dat rox
22:00 <Loof> very nice
28:00 <Mew> http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/06/kanye-west-i-am-the-next-nelson-mandela/
28:00 <Mew> LOL
28:00 <Mew> someone needs to punch that guy in the dick hole
28:00 <Mew> http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/06/kanye-west-i-am-the-next-nelson-mandela/
28:00 <Mew> LOL
28:00 <Mew> someone needs to punch that guy in the dick hole
28:00 <Mew> http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/06/kanye-west-i-am-the-next-nelson-mandela/
28:00 <Mew> LOL
28:00 <Mew> someone needs to punch that guy in the dick hole
29:00 <crash> mandela was pretty bold though
29:00 <crash> bit more modest most of the time as well
29:00 <Mew> i hope its just a fake article 
29:00 <Mew> and that he doesnt actually speak like that irl
29:00 <crash> i would say so
29:00 <crash> mandela was pretty bold though
29:00 <crash> bit more modest most of the time as well
29:00 <Mew> i hope its just a fake article 
29:00 <Mew> and that he doesnt actually speak like that irl
29:00 <crash> i would say so
29:00 <crash> mandela was pretty bold though
29:00 <crash> bit more modest most of the time as well
29:00 <Mew> i hope its just a fake article 
29:00 <Mew> and that he doesnt actually speak like that irl
29:00 <crash> i would say so
30:00 <crash> "by the time im 95"
30:00 <crash> no one says that :P
30:00 <crash> unless your 94
30:00 <crash> you're
30:00 <crash> shocking
30:00 <crash> "by the time im 95"
30:00 <crash> no one says that :P
30:00 <crash> unless your 94
30:00 <crash> you're
30:00 <crash> shocking
30:00 <crash> "by the time im 95"
30:00 <crash> no one says that :P
30:00 <crash> unless your 94
30:00 <crash> you're
30:00 <crash> shocking
31:00 <simba> that guy is fucking fried
31:00 <Mew> i really hope its just someone being a dick and mocking him
31:00 <simba> he might be some kind of role model in the gay movement, and definitely a huge part of killing hip hop
31:00 <Mew> surely he couldnt think that highly of himself
31:00 <simba> that guy is fucking fried
31:00 <Mew> i really hope its just someone being a dick and mocking him
31:00 <simba> he might be some kind of role model in the gay movement, and definitely a huge part of killing hip hop
31:00 <Mew> surely he couldnt think that highly of himself
31:00 <simba> that guy is fucking fried
31:00 <Mew> i really hope its just someone being a dick and mocking him
31:00 <simba> he might be some kind of role model in the gay movement, and definitely a huge part of killing hip hop
31:00 <Mew> surely he couldnt think that highly of himself
32:00 <crash> perhaps he was kanye's idol
32:00 <crash> in that perspective it would be respectful
32:00 <Mew> oh good its just a satirical article
32:00 <crash> perhaps he was kanye's idol
32:00 <crash> in that perspective it would be respectful
32:00 <Mew> oh good its just a satirical article
32:00 <crash> lol
32:00 <crash> perhaps he was kanye's idol
32:00 <crash> in that perspective it would be respectful
32:00 <Mew> oh good its just a satirical article
32:00 <crash> lol
33:00 <crash> lol
33:00 <simba> it would still be best if he dies,,
33:00 <simba> it would still be best if he dies,,
33:00 <simba> it would still be best if he dies,,
34:00 <Mew> tru dat
34:00 <Mew> tru dat
34:00 <Mew> hi PeterSarsgaard
34:00 <simba> hes as seriously as gay as bono
34:00 <Mew> tru dat
34:00 <Mew> hi PeterSarsgaard
34:00 <simba> hes as seriously as gay as bono
35:00 <Mew> hi PeterSarsgaard
35:00 <simba> hes as seriously as gay as bono
35:00 <simba> that level of douchelord
35:00 <simba> with equally as vanilla music
35:00 <Mew> LOL bono
35:00 <simba> that level of douchelord
35:00 <simba> with equally as vanilla music
35:00 <Mew> LOL bono
35:00 <simba> that level of douchelord
35:00 <simba> with equally as vanilla music
35:00 <Mew> LOL bono
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hot out
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> got ma rings back from synergy yay
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hot out
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> got ma rings back from synergy yay
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hot out
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> got ma rings back from synergy yay
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want this bag they got n gloves i used
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ChanOP lick the sweat off my bald head cunt
37:00 <Mew> ChanOP is a sloot
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want this bag they got n gloves i used
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ChanOP lick the sweat off my bald head cunt
37:00 <Mew> ChanOP is a sloot
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want this bag they got n gloves i used
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ChanOP lick the sweat off my bald head cunt
37:00 <Mew> ChanOP is a sloot
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im all shaky
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im all shaky
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im all shaky
51:00 <faux> ok
51:00 <faux> hi Mew :D
51:00 <faux> ok
51:00 <faux> hi Mew :D
51:00 <faux> ok
51:00 <faux> hi Mew :D
54:00 <Mew> hi foofy <3
54:00 <Mew> hi foofy <3
54:00 <Mew> hi foofy <3
56:00 <faux> wat do
56:00 <faux> wat do
56:00 <faux> wat do
57:00 <simba> i have tv snacks for breakfast xd
57:00 <simba> i have tv snacks for breakfast xd
57:00 <simba> i have tv snacks for breakfast xd
58:00 <faux> im eatng garlic chicken n veggies w/ rice n watching fightclub
58:00 <simba> Hell yea
58:00 <simba> do not.. fuck with us!!!
58:00 <Skrotus> I had noodles and dumplings
58:00 <faux> im eatng garlic chicken n veggies w/ rice n watching fightclub
58:00 <simba> Hell yea
58:00 <simba> do not.. fuck with us!!!
58:00 <Skrotus> I had noodles and dumplings
58:00 <faux> im eatng garlic chicken n veggies w/ rice n watching fightclub
58:00 <simba> Hell yea
58:00 <simba> do not.. fuck with us!!!
58:00 <Skrotus> I had noodles and dumplings
01:00 <Maurice> Mmm fight club
01:00 <faux> step forward into your cave
01:00 <Maurice> Mmm fight club
01:00 <faux> step forward into your cave
01:00 <Maurice> Mmm fight club
01:00 <faux> step forward into your cave
03:00 <crash> hey doctor 
03:00 <crash> hey doctor 
03:00 <crash> hey doctor 
04:00 <doctor> afternoon crash
04:00 <doctor> afternoon crash
04:00 <doctor> afternoon crash
05:00 <crash> i was thinking yesterday..
05:00 <crash> hurt a bit
05:00 <crash> it appears no one has the key to the suggestion box at work
05:00 <Mew> i might make a little pizza on leb bread
05:00 <Mew> everyone elses food sounds way more exciting
05:00 <Mew> kentz
05:00 <crash> so i wasted a lot of energy of suggestions over the last year
05:00 <crash> i was thinking yesterday..
05:00 <crash> hurt a bit
05:00 <crash> it appears no one has the key to the suggestion box at work
05:00 <Mew> i might make a little pizza on leb bread
05:00 <Mew> everyone elses food sounds way more exciting
05:00 <Mew> kentz
05:00 <crash> so i wasted a lot of energy of suggestions over the last year
05:00 <crash> mainly 'crash needs a payrise'
05:00 <crash> i was thinking yesterday..
05:00 <crash> hurt a bit
05:00 <crash> it appears no one has the key to the suggestion box at work
05:00 <Mew> i might make a little pizza on leb bread
05:00 <Mew> everyone elses food sounds way more exciting
05:00 <Mew> kentz
05:00 <crash> so i wasted a lot of energy of suggestions over the last year
05:00 <crash> mainly 'crash needs a payrise'
06:00 <crash> mainly 'crash needs a payrise'
06:00 <doctor> some suggestions must never be read
06:00 <Doodle> lol some random dude i've never seen before sent me a phot of himself posing while i was at the car wash
06:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of sending one back
06:00 <Mew> do it
06:00 <crash> doctor why is that ?
06:00 <crash> surely you can have a level headed person go through the suggestions
06:00 <doctor> some suggestions must never be read
06:00 <Doodle> lol some random dude i've never seen before sent me a phot of himself posing while i was at the car wash
06:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of sending one back
06:00 <Mew> do it
06:00 <crash> doctor why is that ?
06:00 <crash> surely you can have a level headed person go through the suggestions
06:00 <doctor> some suggestions must never be read
06:00 <Doodle> lol some random dude i've never seen before sent me a phot of himself posing while i was at the car wash
06:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of sending one back
06:00 <Mew> do it
06:00 <crash> doctor why is that ?
06:00 <crash> surely you can have a level headed person go through the suggestions
07:00 <doctor> probably
07:00 <Mew> #duckface
07:00 <doctor> I used to suggest things at my old job.. well, more demands
07:00 <crash> haha
07:00 <doctor> probably
07:00 <Mew> #duckface
07:00 <doctor> I used to suggest things at my old job.. well, more demands
07:00 <crash> haha
07:00 <doctor> probably
07:00 <Mew> #duckface
07:00 <doctor> I used to suggest things at my old job.. well, more demands
07:00 <crash> haha
08:00 <doctor> If I was going to be miserable there, I thought the least they could do was do as I wanted
08:00 <Skrotus> and did they?
08:00 <doctor> didn't work obviously
08:00 <doctor> they had their own plans
08:00 <Mew> what sort of job was it doctor?
08:00 <crash> maybe they had 2 suggestion boxes
08:00 <Skrotus> you need a system of rewards and punishments
08:00 <Skrotus> particularly punishments
08:00 <crash> you were putting ideas into the wrong one
08:00 <doctor> If I was going to be miserable there, I thought the least they could do was do as I wanted
08:00 <Skrotus> and did they?
08:00 <doctor> didn't work obviously
08:00 <doctor> they had their own plans
08:00 <Mew> what sort of job was it doctor?
08:00 <crash> maybe they had 2 suggestion boxes
08:00 <Skrotus> you need a system of rewards and punishments
08:00 <Skrotus> particularly punishments
08:00 <crash> you were putting ideas into the wrong one
08:00 <doctor> If I was going to be miserable there, I thought the least they could do was do as I wanted
08:00 <Skrotus> and did they?
08:00 <doctor> didn't work obviously
08:00 <doctor> they had their own plans
08:00 <Mew> what sort of job was it doctor?
08:00 <crash> maybe they had 2 suggestion boxes
08:00 <Skrotus> you need a system of rewards and punishments
08:00 <Skrotus> particularly punishments
08:00 <crash> you were putting ideas into the wrong one
09:00 <doctor> Some small business that involved a lot of tedious work
09:00 <crash> oh god, sounds like my current job
09:00 <doctor> I quit because it wasn't worth it. I'd rather be poor than to be a drone
09:00 <doctor> Some small business that involved a lot of tedious work
09:00 <crash> oh god, sounds like my current job
09:00 <doctor> I quit because it wasn't worth it. I'd rather be poor than to be a drone
09:00 <doctor> Some small business that involved a lot of tedious work
09:00 <crash> oh god, sounds like my current job
09:00 <doctor> I quit because it wasn't worth it. I'd rather be poor than to be a drone
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom risotto
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> duno y i cooked an egg
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom risotto
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> duno y i cooked an egg
10:00 <crash> i would personally make an awesome boss
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom risotto
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> duno y i cooked an egg
10:00 <crash> i would personally make an awesome boss
11:00 <crash> i would personally make an awesome boss
11:00 <crash> not sure how the company would go
11:00 <doctor> I'd be terrible because I don't like telling people to do things
11:00 <doctor> I was a boss for a year last year, that was also horrible
11:00 <crash> not sure how the company would go
11:00 <doctor> I'd be terrible because I don't like telling people to do things
11:00 <doctor> I was a boss for a year last year, that was also horrible
11:00 <doctor> I think I'm just not cut out for work
11:00 <crash> not sure how the company would go
11:00 <doctor> I'd be terrible because I don't like telling people to do things
11:00 <doctor> I was a boss for a year last year, that was also horrible
11:00 <doctor> I think I'm just not cut out for work
12:00 <doctor> I think I'm just not cut out for work
12:00 <crash> haha
12:00 <crash> im an expert advisor
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey doctor is this ur gf? http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
12:00 <doctor> Do you have many good idea?
12:00 <crash> when people talk to me - i know 99% of the time it's going to be a question
12:00 <doctor> hehe pandas
12:00 <johninja> me having lasagne
12:00 <crash> haha
12:00 <crash> im an expert advisor
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey doctor is this ur gf? http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
12:00 <doctor> Do you have many good idea?
12:00 <crash> when people talk to me - i know 99% of the time it's going to be a question
12:00 <doctor> hehe pandas
12:00 <johninja> me having lasagne
12:00 <Skrotus> shut up isn't a question crash 
12:00 <crash> haha
12:00 <crash> im an expert advisor
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey doctor is this ur gf? http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
12:00 <doctor> Do you have many good idea?
12:00 <crash> when people talk to me - i know 99% of the time it's going to be a question
12:00 <doctor> hehe pandas
12:00 <johninja> me having lasagne
12:00 <Skrotus> shut up isn't a question crash 
13:00 <Skrotus> shut up isn't a question crash 
13:00 <crash> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
13:00 <doctor> too good for me
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn waiting for chick to bloody reply so i can get her address n go over tonite
13:00 <doctor> That's torture
13:00 <crash> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
13:00 <doctor> too good for me
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn waiting for chick to bloody reply so i can get her address n go over tonite
13:00 <doctor> That's torture
13:00 <crash> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
13:00 <doctor> too good for me
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn waiting for chick to bloody reply so i can get her address n go over tonite
13:00 <doctor> That's torture
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill findapic
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill findapic
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill findapic
20:00 <faux> WE ARE CONSUMERS
20:00 <Skrotus> I'm not
20:00 <faux> ofc you are
20:00 <Skrotus> am not you are
20:00 <crash> i recycle though
20:00 <faux> WE ARE CONSUMERS
20:00 <Skrotus> I'm not
20:00 <faux> ofc you are
20:00 <Skrotus> am not you are
20:00 <crash> i recycle though
20:00 <faux> WE ARE CONSUMERS
20:00 <Skrotus> I'm not
20:00 <faux> ofc you are
20:00 <Skrotus> am not you are
20:00 <crash> i recycle though
21:00 <faux> the things you own, end up owning you
21:00 <faux> the things you own, end up owning you
21:00 <johninja> zen~
21:00 <faux> the things you own, end up owning you
21:00 <johninja> zen~
22:00 <johninja> zen~
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn laptop
22:00 <crash> more likely the operator
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn laptop
22:00 <crash> more likely the operator
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn laptop
22:00 <crash> more likely the operator
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think doctor?
23:00 <doctor> ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic i posted
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 laptop crashed
23:00 <doctor> this one http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh it didnt post hmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think doctor?
23:00 <doctor> ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic i posted
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 laptop crashed
23:00 <doctor> this one http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh it didnt post hmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think doctor?
23:00 <doctor> ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic i posted
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 laptop crashed
23:00 <doctor> this one http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh it didnt post hmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
24:00 <crash> bit flat chested
24:00 <crash> could be the angle
24:00 <crash> bit flat chested
24:00 <crash> could be the angle
24:00 <crash> bit flat chested
24:00 <crash> could be the angle
27:00 <johninja> better start being funny guys
27:00 <johninja> Shadowgate just got in
27:00 <Shadowgate> beer day!
27:00 <crash> Shadowgate in da house
27:00 <Shadowgate> woo hoo
27:00 <crash> a gate that is made of shadows
27:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you want to see an exploding head Shadowgate?
27:00 <johninja> better start being funny guys
27:00 <johninja> Shadowgate just got in
27:00 <Shadowgate> beer day!
27:00 <crash> Shadowgate in da house
27:00 <Shadowgate> woo hoo
27:00 <crash> a gate that is made of shadows
27:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you want to see an exploding head Shadowgate?
27:00 <Shadowgate> crash is funny lol
27:00 <johninja> better start being funny guys
27:00 <johninja> Shadowgate just got in
27:00 <Shadowgate> beer day!
27:00 <crash> Shadowgate in da house
27:00 <Shadowgate> woo hoo
27:00 <crash> a gate that is made of shadows
27:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you want to see an exploding head Shadowgate?
27:00 <Shadowgate> crash is funny lol
28:00 <Shadowgate> crash is funny lol
28:00 <Shadowgate> lol peter yes
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bu9biHiJ9Q
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VERY GRAPHIC - Ansar al-Sharia executing man with DShK machine gun - أنصار الشريعة‎ اعدام (Dec 5, 2013) 0:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 302 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there you go
28:00 <Shadowgate> lol peter yes
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bu9biHiJ9Q
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VERY GRAPHIC - Ansar al-Sharia executing man with DShK machine gun - أنصار الشريعة‎ اعدام (Dec 5, 2013) 0:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 302 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there you go
28:00 <Skrotus> :/
28:00 <Shadowgate> lol peter yes
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bu9biHiJ9Q
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VERY GRAPHIC - Ansar al-Sharia executing man with DShK machine gun - أنصار الشريعة‎ اعدام (Dec 5, 2013) 0:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 302 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there you go
28:00 <Skrotus> :/
29:00 <Skrotus> :/
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <faux> http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/11/the-great-forgetting/309516/
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <faux> http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/11/the-great-forgetting/309516/
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <faux> http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/11/the-great-forgetting/309516/
31:00 <Shadowgate> peter we live in a lucky country not ruled by a cult
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> run by luminatii elite liberals
31:00 <Shadowgate> at least its not a cult
31:00 <crash> freemasons
31:00 <Shadowgate> peter we live in a lucky country not ruled by a cult
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> run by luminatii elite liberals
31:00 <Shadowgate> at least its not a cult
31:00 <crash> freemasons
31:00 <Shadowgate> peter we live in a lucky country not ruled by a cult
31:00 <PeterSarsgaard> run by luminatii elite liberals
31:00 <Shadowgate> at least its not a cult
31:00 <crash> freemasons
34:00 <doctor> If AI were ever to develop sentience due to our scientific endeavours, I would not blame them for wanting to destroy the human species. but i do believe consciousness developing in machines to be only phantasy
34:00 <Skrotus> kill all humans
34:00 <crash> lol phantasy
34:00 <doctor> If AI were ever to develop sentience due to our scientific endeavours, I would not blame them for wanting to destroy the human species. but i do believe consciousness developing in machines to be only phantasy
34:00 <Skrotus> kill all humans
34:00 <crash> lol phantasy
34:00 <doctor> If AI were ever to develop sentience due to our scientific endeavours, I would not blame them for wanting to destroy the human species. but i do believe consciousness developing in machines to be only phantasy
34:00 <Skrotus> kill all humans
34:00 <crash> lol phantasy
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fkn
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor http://i39.tinypic.com/29lz41t.jpg
35:00 <doctor> well done pandas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye shes a sweetheart
35:00 <doctor> tonight you dine with gods
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fkn
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor http://i39.tinypic.com/29lz41t.jpg
35:00 <doctor> well done pandas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye shes a sweetheart
35:00 <doctor> tonight you dine with gods
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fkn
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor http://i39.tinypic.com/29lz41t.jpg
35:00 <doctor> well done pandas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye shes a sweetheart
35:00 <doctor> tonight you dine with gods
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as i dont fuck it up
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as i dont fuck it up
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as i dont fuck it up
48:00 <mandyjane> Sup
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup mj
52:00 <mandyjane> Not much. Watching telly wbu
53:00 <mandyjane> Finished packing moving tomorrow ya ya
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> playin xbox
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima pirate lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool as man!
54:00 <doctor> http://www.playalterego.com/alterego if you play the lead as if you were living your own life in this game, the narrator does well to mention everything you've done wrong with yourself
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <mandyjane> A pirate? Aaaaar
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha ye
55:00 <mandyjane> Damn I'm tired 
55:00 <doctor> nothing like someone telling you how screwed up psychologically you are
55:00 <mandyjane> Someone come take me to bottleo. K thanks
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just busted up a man o war n sent it opt my fleet now i got 5 of em ahaha
56:00 <Skrotus> I did some online tests and it turns out I have every personality disorder there is
56:00 <doctor> just drag yourself by the neck to your local bws and get a carton of bolt for $30
56:00 <doctor> haha yeah Skrotus
56:00 <doctor> that means you win!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> hopemy mate brings some beer round after
57:00 <mandyjane> Too far to walk home doctor
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> excersize
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> exercise..
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <mandyjane> Beer will be hot! 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye was sposed to go out with him n stay at his but after last nite i cbf
58:00 <Skrotus> why would it be hot?
58:00 <doctor> you can still drink it if its warm
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> vagina can get hot if you dont take off ur knickers
58:00 <mandyjane> Coz it's a longggg walk lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;?
59:00 <mandyjane> And it's hot out 
59:00 <Skrotus> drink it on the way home
59:00 <Mew> mandyjane!
59:00 <mandyjane> Don't worry panda. They're already off
59:00 <mandyjane> MEW MEW PEW PEW
59:00 <mandyjane> How's ur offspring
59:00 <faux> sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
59:00 <mandyjane> Lol faux
59:00 <Mew> amazing! hes crawling and pulling himself up to stand holding onto things 
59:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2srovkhf0w
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FIDLAR - Cocaine (Jul 28, 2013) 3:31 - Category: Music - 311,112 views - 2,650 likes (96.7%), 91 dislikes (3.3%)
59:00 <Mew> wont be long til hes walking
00:00 <Mew> hows your offspring?
00:00 <faux> good wont be long til shes smokin bongs
00:00 <faux> omg lol jkzzz
00:00 <mandyjane> Crazy excited for Xmas and crazy excited she's almost on year one! 
00:00 <Mew> <Dazed> i read nearly every rahl dahl book for ages ago
00:00 <faux> LOL RAHL DAHL
00:00 <mandyjane> You're a bitch faux
00:00 <faux> relax i woz jast jokign
01:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
01:00 <mandyjane> In year one*
01:00 <Doodle> i found a car for you
01:00 <faux> hi dewdel
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/967179_422205357905285_1695357475_o.jpg
01:00 <mandyjane> Lol faux r u drunk
01:00 <faux> lolool
01:00 <faux> DW CUZ
01:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
01:00 <faux> no mandyjane
01:00 <mandyjane> Ok
01:00 <Mew> faux have you tried chai tea?
01:00 <faux> UGH YES
01:00 <Mew> not the latte powder stuff
02:00 <faux> its one of me faves
02:00 <Mew> the actual tea bags
02:00 <Mew> teyre so good
02:00 <faux> yeah
02:00 <Mew> theyre*
02:00 <Doodle> loves me a bit of chai
02:00 <mandyjane> Mew. My work sells tonic tea
02:00 <faux> theyre heaps good
02:00 <mandyjane> Their chai tea is amazballs
02:00 <Mew> nice
02:00 <Mew> i like to try it at every coffee/cafe place i go to
02:00 <Mew> cos its always different
02:00 <mandyjane> Yepp. But I like a dirty chai. 
03:00 <Mew> YES
03:00 <Mew> i made one of them at work the other day
03:00 <mandyjane> It's chai latte with coffee. But u know what it is miss coffee
03:00 <crash> green tea and milk
03:00 <crash> yum
03:00 <Mew> i didnt know what it was til last week though lol
03:00 <mandyjane> I made my first cino other day
03:00 <Mew> some guy asked for it and i was like O_O wot
03:00 <mandyjane> Hahaha 
03:00 <Mew> then he told me and i was like oh yeah i can do that 
03:00 <mandyjane> WTF IS A PICCALO
04:00 <Mew> A PICCOLO
04:00 <Mew> is a guy from dragon ball z
04:00 <crash> property on monopoly ?
04:00 <mandyjane> Lol
04:00 <Mew> nah its a half filled latte
04:00 <Mew> like more milk than a macchiato
04:00 <mandyjane> Noooo. OHHH ok
04:00 <Mew> but i think you do it in a latte glass
04:00 <Skrotus> it's actually a kind of flute
04:00 <Skrotus> but whatever
04:00 <mandyjane> We got new piccolo glasses other day and I'm like the fucks a piccolo
04:00 <crash> whateva
04:00 <crash> wateva
04:00 <mandyjane> Then we got busy and no one answered me lol
04:00 <Mew> OHHH
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <Mew> are they the size between an espresso glass and a latte glass?
05:00 <Mew> i didnt even know there was piccolo glasses
05:00 <mandyjane> Yeah like that
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig cig cig
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana go to sleep :/
06:00 <mandyjane> OHHH yeah sleep 
06:00 <crash> hey SassyMeMow 
07:00 <mandyjane> Mmmm marshmallows 
07:00 <crash> i really feel like cheese
08:00 <mandyjane> What kinda cheese
08:00 <crash> not sure mandyjane 
08:00 <Doodle> cheese whiz
08:00 <Serenity> chai is rank
08:00 <crash> just not in the chip mood
08:00 <Serenity> woah
08:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP SARAH
08:00 <Serenity> scrolled
08:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF RIGHT M8
08:00 <Doodle> NOU
08:00 <Doodle> chai is lovely
08:00 <crash> so dr pepper
08:00 <mandyjane> This saddens me serenity 
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1461425_457571537687084_1198651735_n.jpg
09:00 <Doodle> 4 sezz
09:00 <Mew> i had dr pepper glazed turkey one night
09:00 <Mew> threw that shit up with the force of a thousand suns
09:00 <crash> lol Mew 
09:00 <crash> whos idea was that 
09:00 <Serenity> i have a feeling im gonna spew tonight
09:00 <Mew> Pirates
09:00 <crash> not yours obviously
09:00 <Mew> i shouted it into a bucket
09:00 <Mew> HEEURURURUWEHHWOHABLYURRRRRR
09:00 <mandyjane> Why u kids spewing 
10:00 <mandyjane> Preg-er-nint
10:00 <Mew> i was preg at the time lol
10:00 <crash> lol
10:00 <crash> you dicklover
10:00 <faux> lollllllll
10:00 <mandyjane> Lol
11:00 <mandyjane> I want a peanut butter sammich. But some twit, namely me, packed the peanut butter into the bottom of the damn food box
12:00 <crash> no cupboards there ?
12:00 <Cleo11> my neighbour ate peanut butter on toast with parmesan cheese on top
12:00 <mandyjane> I move tomorrow. Everything is packed
12:00 <mandyjane> My brothers love peanut butter and tomato sauce on toast
12:00 <Cleo11> how good is that feeling when you've got everything done BEFORE the day you actually move house lol
13:00 <Cleo11> you can just relax
13:00 <mandyjane> Not really. Gotta come back and clean on Monday
13:00 <mandyjane> Maybe. 
13:00 <Cleo11> just pay a cleaning company to do an exit clean
13:00 <Cleo11> theyre pretty cheap
13:00 <mandyjane> Hell no
17:00 <SikentObserver> is dis melly??????????????????????
18:00 <Doodle> yes
18:00 <SikentObserver> coollllllllllllllllll
18:00 <SikentObserver> now what??????????????????
18:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1459870_262972723851546_1809464008_n.jpg
18:00 <SikentObserver> what do i do????????????????????
18:00 <Skrotus> now you die
18:00 <Mew> thats a fucking moth what the fuck
18:00 <Doodle> take off all your clothes
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Mew> LwaXmas!!
18:00 <Skrotus> yeah there are some big ones
18:00 <LwaXmas> ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
19:00 <Skrotus> bogong moths I think
19:00 <Mew> thats ridiculous
19:00 <Mew> its almost a bird
20:00 <Skrotus> canberra gets swamped by them certain times of the year
20:00 <Mew> yuck :(
20:00 <Mew> we've had lots of centipedes lately
20:00 <Mew> i hate them
20:00 <Mew> plus my boss told me that the big jungle centipedes can catch bats
20:00 <Mew> so that helped me
23:00 <couleurs> ah... g'day
23:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
23:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
23:00 <Mew> hi couleurs
24:00 <Mew> hi Skrotus
24:00 <couleurs> hi Mew 
24:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
24:00 <couleurs> what you done today
24:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home
25:00 <Mew> LIAR
25:00 <Mew> u did not
25:00 <Mew> tell me what you really did
26:00 <couleurs> i went out for lunch n coffee
26:00 <faux> loll
26:00 <couleurs> and then i went to autobarn cos they have car care shit on sale
26:00 <couleurs> and now i'm here
26:00 <couleurs> what you done today
27:00 <couleurs> RIP Paul Blart Mall Cop and Leslie Nielson 
28:00 <BlackDevil> i with paul blart died
28:00 <couleurs> me 2
32:00 <couleurs> Bye Mew
33:00 <crash> Mew got bored
33:00 <crash> but shall return
35:00 <crash> welcome back Nikky` as well
35:00 <Nikky`> Thanks crash :o)
35:00 <crash> sorry was 15 minutes to late
36:00 <Nikky`> Its all good
36:00 <Nikky`> Still waking up
36:00 <crash> i usually go for the 2 min wb timeframe
36:00 <crash> had to wash a cup or something
37:00 <Nikky`> That like the, sorry washing my hair excuse>
37:00 <Nikky`> ?
37:00 <crash> lol yeah i guess
37:00 <Skrotus> he doesn't even know what he had to do
37:00 <Skrotus> or something
37:00 <Skrotus> terrible
37:00 <crash> Skrotus it wouldn't of made a good story
38:00 <Nikky`> wouldn't? it didn't :P
38:00 <crash> lol fine
38:00 <crash> im not a good story teller
38:00 <crash> :P
39:00 <mandyjane> I'm bored 
39:00 <crash> me too mandyjane 
40:00 <mandyjane> Me three crash 
41:00 <crash> what are your hobbies ?
41:00 <crash> being bored is one of mine
41:00 <crash> between sleeping
42:00 <mandyjane> Can I say drinking beer? 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk ye shower
42:00 <crash> welcome aliasd 
42:00 <mandyjane> Yeah ya smelly
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <crash> if you have any problems pm Nikky` 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a shower this morning ffs
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but got heaps sweaty goin for walk earlier
42:00 <aliasd> ty crash 
42:00 <mandyjane> Where'd u walk to
43:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Nikky` is everything ok?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> up the road to synergy fight shop to pick up two rings i left there on thurs, n same time walking my mate back to tram cause im busy tonight 
43:00 <PeterSarsgaard> is your mother in good health?
43:00 <crash> Nikky` should be like the ticket collector for melb irc
43:00 <crash> before entry
43:00 <PeterSarsgaard> PandasDontDrive what colour are your police cars?
44:00 <crash> Green
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> er
44:00 <Nikky`> errr
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> blue n white
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i saw one on the news. looked purple
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> thought wtf
44:00 <mandyjane> I seen this meme on the innernet.. Some black guy and he's like "the tv says you can feed a kid for less than 34c a day.. Why the fuck these ho's need 300$ a week"
44:00 <Nikky`> My mum is okish, not exactly in good health
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sorry to hear that Nikky`
45:00 <Nikky`> And no, dont pm me..I don't want to hear your problems 
45:00 <crash> Nikky`: thought you were planning on moving over there
45:00 <mandyjane> Aww
45:00 <Nikky`> I'd have to pretend I care and I don't want to
45:00 <Nikky`> I will one day crash, right now is not required
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> where tf is my muma
46:00 <crash> Nikky` the bodyguard
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> grease 2 is on tonite us guys should all fap together over michelle pfiefer
46:00 <Nikky`> bodyguard?
46:00 <mandyjane> Deal panda
46:00 <crash> im tired :P
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fap me ill fap u
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the dark
47:00 <crash> gone to wash my hair
47:00 <crash> or just washed my hair
47:00 <mandyjane> Gon then
48:00 <doctor> you can save money by not eating
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fasting on the weekend ftw
49:00 <crash> you can eat anything though
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink those shakes instead
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do that if i cbf eating
49:00 <mandyjane> What's for dinner?
49:00 <doctor> if you must eat, you can learn which weeds that grow out back are edible or not
49:00 <Skrotus> you can eat for free just go to homeless soup kitchens and stuff
49:00 <Mew> i have lettuce and spring onions growing
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> im wondering whats for dinner
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
49:00 <Mew> but theyre a bit boring on their own 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i <3 my garden
50:00 <Shadowgate> Skrotus maybe a funny character but must get to know the beer people
50:00 <crash> you can buy a pack of mi goreng for $2
50:00 <Shadowgate> who drink beer and have fun
50:00 <Mew> what stuff are you growing PandasDontDrive?
50:00 <Shadowgate> im sure his a nice guy and doesnt bore them
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought two five packs of migoreng nigga
50:00 <crash> what else will $2 buy
50:00 <Skrotus> fun is boring
50:00 <mandyjane> Mi goreng cost more than $2
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> eggplant, cucumber, tomatoes, parsley, king mandarins, zuccini
50:00 <crash> mandyjane: $2.50
51:00 <crash> 50c a pack
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> flowered n fried some zuccini flowers the other day so nice
51:00 <Mew> our azn friend used to get secret azn deals on mi goreng
51:00 <crash> bang - you got a meal
51:00 <Mew> 15c a pack i think
51:00 <mandyjane> 3.49 a 5pk here
51:00 <Mew> he'd buy it by the box though
51:00 <Skrotus> you don't have to get secret deals
51:00 <crash> sometimes if you buy the cup noodles they even give you a fork
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> no more flowers left on there now :/
51:00 <Skrotus> just go to an asian grocery store and buy a box
51:00 <crash> i hate those plastic forks
51:00 <crash> they are useless
51:00 <Mew> DONT TELL EVERYONE THE SECRET AZN SECRETS SKROTUS GOSH
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got rendang migorengs
52:00 <crash> the ones you unfold in noodle cups
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> there ar ebetter noodles than migoreng tho
52:00 <crash> maybe ok if you are eating 1 single noodle at a time
52:00 <Skrotus> asian stores are great theres one near me that sells virtually everything
52:00 <Skrotus> cheap crappy versions mostly but that's okay
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye man the one i go to is swoit
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> n the dumplings mm
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i luv the hot lamb dumplings
53:00 <couleurs> mi goreng 2 buy some me going
53:00 <Skrotus> ehehe
54:00 <crash> yeah and borrow some spring onions and lettuce from Mew 
54:00 <mandyjane> Oh stfu I'm hungry now
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBEryaQV5Jw
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stephanie's Disneyland Surprise (Oct 2, 2012) 3:45 - Category: People and Blogs - 39,887 views - 187 likes (81%), 44 dislikes (19%)
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> irc chicks love to eat
54:00 <crash> and sit ?
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and grow cankles
55:00 <Skrotus> most people like eating
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> u shouold make soup
55:00 <crash> yep
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken soup
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> all u need is rice and chicken
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want indian tonite
55:00 <Mew> <isnowknownas> hope assassins greed 4 works
55:00 <Mew> LOL
55:00 <crash> im starting to acquire a taste for cheese lol
56:00 <Mew> you didnt like cheese crash?!
56:00 <crash> i liked it, just never got into specific cheeses
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
56:00 <Skrotus> wtf is wrong with you
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i miss cheese
56:00 <Mew> you can still buy cheese
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> camembere however its spelt
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so nice
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> halumi melted mm
57:00 <Mew> haloumi is nice on crackers with cranberry jam
57:00 <Mew> its a good cheese to go with sweet stuff
57:00 <crash> i was always like - there is only one cheese
57:00 <crash> cheddar lol :P
57:00 <Mew> yeah i used to be like that crash
57:00 <mandyjane> Wow. Someone's quite the negative nancy today
57:00 <mandyjane> You okay skrotus? 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye mew :P
57:00 <Mew> then i started buying those little sampler cheese board things with 4 diff types on it
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i did that a while back
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love goat cheese the most
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and goat fetta
58:00 <Mew> after that i bought the fancy ones by themselves
58:00 <crash> same Mew 
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Suck my Dick Cunt
58:00 <Mew> hey WiLd_TuRkeY :)
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Fucking Parents are **********
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Mew Baby :)
58:00 <crash> hey WiLd_TuRkeY 
58:00 <Mew> what did the parentals do?
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> blame me for my problem, complain about alcohol n drugs
59:00 <crash> i always figured you were the problem
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i might tape record them nexttime
59:00 <mandyjane> Lol
59:00 <Mew> call the kids helpline
59:00 <Mew> i always threatened to do that with my mum
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> even dhs wont help
00:00 <Mew> DONT SHOUT AT ME ILL CALL KIDS HELPLINE ON U BITCH!!!
00:00 <mandyjane> Lmao kids help line
00:00 <Mew> <3 me mum
00:00 <crash> lol
00:00 <crash> they must have good jokes
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fuck kids helpline ill call the mafia
01:00 <Mew> you need your parents to be alive though
01:00 <Mew> cos otherwise you'll have to pay all the rent
01:00 <Mew> and buy food n stuff
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> true but how much dick do i have to suck
01:00 <Mew> a lot according to regurgitator
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont worry Mew im workin on bein independant
01:00 <mandyjane> U can start with mine
02:00 <Mew> and finish with Doodles
02:00 <mandyjane> Everyone in between
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> oh guess what i got Mew a rip curl black hoodie
02:00 <Mew> surely theres cheap housing somewhere near you WiLd_TuRkeY?
02:00 <crash> WiLd_TuRkeY: do you think your parents will ever kick you out ?
02:00 <Mew> have a look on gumtree or whatever to see if someone has a room for rent
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> crash they did when i was 14
02:00 <mandyjane> Yeah crash. It's called a dumpster
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was award of the state at 15
03:00 <Mew> what on earth did they kick you out for at 14??
03:00 <mandyjane> I was kicks out for cooking cupcakes at 13
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> stealin the family car n crashin it.. using weed/smokin cigs
03:00 <Mew> LOL
03:00 <crash> most kids are trying to run away around that age lol
03:00 <Mew> oh thats pretty bad
04:00 <Mew> the cupcakes i mean
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> oh crash i was tryin haha
04:00 <crash> i imagine girls do it more
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i reckon i wanted to run away when i was 5 or 6
05:00 <crash> i think most of the time you always get hints from your parents to move out :P
05:00 <crash> its like fuck off - you've got a job
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my job is a online store
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just starting up
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> configuring it atm
07:00 <mr_ducati> selling dildos?
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> welcome to have a look www.juztinjohnz.name
07:00 <crash> lol
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im looking for products to sell
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe computers
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> gotta get a abn n a accountant
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if it kicks off
08:00 <crash> you design computers for people that parachute out of planes
08:00 <Skrotus> abn is easy from what I've heard
08:00 <crash> or can an iphone do that ?
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer its free
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont pay for it
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> camera phones are the way to go for videos
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> depends what ur filmin
09:00 <crash> WiLd_TuRkeY: don't start with cameras :P
09:00 <crash> camera phones are junk
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> DSLR can be good but they dont have XSL audio or sumshit
09:00 <crash> way to many blow outs
10:00 <crash> like white skies :P
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur looking at 1500$ to 10,000$ for a camera
10:00 <crash> 2.5k for a body :P
10:00 <crash> if you are talking still
10:00 <crash> dunno about hd video :P
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> so many hot women
11:00 <Nikky`> ok bbl 
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if it bleeds im in her pants
11:00 <crash> Nikky's ?
12:00 <crash> lol
13:00 <couleurs> nba is harder then abn i heard is this true
13:00 <Skrotus> maybe
13:00 <couleurs> pls confirmed
13:00 <crash> cannot deny
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> WiLd_TuRkeY sell old computers to poor countries
14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there's a market for that apparently
14:00 <crash> my computer is ex gov
14:00 <crash> $70 - well this one
15:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yep it's ex gov they want
15:00 <couleurs> nexus 5 has an ok camera.......
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> sell me pies sell me sweet little pies
15:00 <PeterSarsgaard> nexus 5 has a shit camera
15:00 <couleurs> fuk u
15:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i thought it was good,, but it's fucked. so i am now back using iphone5
15:00 <Skrotus> are you conceding the superiority of a non-apple product couleurs?!
15:00 <crash> they need to integrate a physical polariser on their lenses
15:00 <couleurs> i still haven't got the 4.4.1 update to make the camera butter
15:00 <Skrotus> yum
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's just a shit camera. 
16:00 <couleurs> no it's not
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i don't think there's ever been a good android camera phone phone
16:00 <couleurs> the software is
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> err camera
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> yes true in part
16:00 <couleurs> it's a sony censor
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and ois is interesting
16:00 <couleurs> same as iphone
16:00 <PeterSarsgaard> iphhone5 does not have that
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> PeterSarsgaard can I have your autograph in cum on my chest?
16:00 <Skrotus> I'm perfectly happy with the camera in my phone
17:00 <crash> think they are leaning towards the video side these days
17:00 <couleurs> it's like the 4s/5 sensor but with stability control
17:00 <couleurs> it's slow as shit
17:00 <crash> my 4s still takes ok snaps
17:00 <couleurs> i read the update fixes it good
17:00 <Skrotus> I have a galaxy s3
17:00 <PeterSarsgaard> couleurs the camera is fucked compared to iphone it has no lattitude, it's washed out. it's over exposed its not sharp. and yes also software bad, it can't focus on anything
17:00 <couleurs> it's fast and they fixed the colours/white balance etc
18:00 <couleurs> yes they fixed all that supposedly
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the camera is a dud, but a firmware fix supposedly can help with camera although google has been promising camera fix since week1
18:00 <Mew> the galaxy s4 zoom looks like a digital camera with a phone on the back of it
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> never happened
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's very beautiful Mew
18:00 <Skrotus> so it has actual zoom?
18:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the same with one of the nokia windows phones
19:00 <Mew> http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2013/06/gs4zoom.jpg
19:00 <Mew> yeah i want it PeterSarsgaard :(
19:00 <couleurs> can't belief some1 with a nexus 5 is basheing a nexus 5 get out
19:00 <Mew> but i already have a samsung and an iphone so i should probably leave it
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting a new phone in feb
19:00 <crash> that thing would pull some power :P
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> functions wanted video
19:00 <crash> 1/4 day charges
20:00 <Skrotus> I can't remember when I got this one I think I might have another year left on contract
20:00 <PeterSarsgaard> couleurs that's the other problem with nexus5. it only has 2 axis stabalisation. the nokia windows phones and samsung zoom phone has 3 axis.
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting a new phone in feb, i want to use it to configure my website, chat on irc, take videos, take photos, maybe watch tv
20:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they are real stabalised lenses
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> its like dinner time dammit
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont forget ur greens PandasDontDrive
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew wont be happy
20:00 <couleurs> yeah but those cost more, nexus 5 is a great deal ok
21:00 <Mew> >:~|
21:00 <couleurs> i switched from a 4s
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you should go back
21:00 <couleurs> 5 sucks and 5s is just ok
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love collard greens yo
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i'm gonna sell my nexus5 at a $100 loss
21:00 <BlackDevil> i hate when i urinate on my self
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> growin beans out back
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> just to get rid of hte piece of shit
21:00 <couleurs> u suk
21:00 <couleurs> 4s sucks
21:00 <couleurs> it's tiny
21:00 <Skrotus> don't lie BlackDevil you love it
21:00 <PeterSarsgaard> battery is terrible too on nexus5
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil i know what u mean, dribbling urine
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahahaah
22:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwt2qwPctb4
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatles - Day Tripper (Jan 6, 2010) 2:53 - Category: Music - 469,037 views - 1,921 likes (98%), 39 dislikes (2%)
22:00 <couleurs> you'res must be deafektive
22:00 <couleurs> and i hate u
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> has anyone like simba seen the wall-e movie coz i havent but i have the XBOX360 GAME
23:00 <Skrotus> I expect somebody has
23:00 <Skrotus> not me though
23:00 <couleurs> i have
23:00 <couleurs> i'm 12
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> YOU WERE 10 LASTWEEK couleurs
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> capslock
24:00 <couleurs> don't shout, shout... let it all out idk is that a song yes probably
25:00 <Mew> duran duran - shout
25:00 <BlackDevil> not even that WiLd_TuRkeY
25:00 <BlackDevil> just full pissing
25:00 <British^Meat> shout
25:00 <British^Meat> let it all out
25:00 <crash> these are the days we talked about ?
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> These are the things i can do withouttttttttt
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shout shout
26:00 <British^Meat> COME ON
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/BDltykxBF1E
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - Shout Shout Let it all Out - dj keyz remix (Feb 20, 2009) 2:32 - Category: Music - 21,111 views - 22 likes (71%), 9 dislikes (29%)
26:00 <crash> goddd remix
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/01QA90IuOYY
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - Shout + lyrics (Jun 12, 2010) 6:33 - Category: Music - 1,162,131 views - 6,399 likes (99.3%), 44 dislikes (0.7%)
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Cmon Fart, Fart
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Shit it all out
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> CMon
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY>  Fart, Fart
28:00 <couleurs> WiLd_TuRkeY is funny lol
28:00 <British^Meat> no\
29:00 <Skrotus> yes/
29:00 <British^Meat> gay marriage, yes or no?
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no n yes
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> more girls 4 me
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but they might turn lesbian leavin me none
30:00 <Skrotus> not for me personally but if other people want to I don't see why not
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the gays are onto something
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> islamic gay marriage
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> free spitroast
31:00 <Mew> `seen thestig
31:00 <prowl> Mew, thestig ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 16 hours 27 minutes ago (06.12. 01:04) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 day 4 hours 59 minutes there.
32:00 <BlackDevil> WiLd_TuRkeY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPsFVTPm1qc
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Shout. (May 29, 2010) 4:18 - Category: Music - 374,771 views - 2,146 likes (98.4%), 34 dislikes (1.6%)
36:00 <couleurs> n e good movies 2 download pls list me ok thank's
37:00 <BlackDevil> teeth
37:00 <BlackDevil> dick in a box
38:00 <couleurs> ok
38:00 <couleurs> n e more
39:00 <Mew> office space
40:00 <couleurs> you... you took my stapler...
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <couleurs> that a good 1
40:00 <faux> this is THE most revolting thing i have ever seen
40:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969283_10202537574503239_108021251_n.jpg
41:00 <Kynetic> whats that faux?
41:00 <Kynetic> oyster sshooters?
41:00 <faux> yeah 
41:00 <faux> omg
41:00 <faux> so much gag
41:00 <Kynetic> fuck  yea
41:00 <Kynetic> om nom nom
41:00 <faux> i will nevvvvvvvvver eat another oyster again
41:00 <Kynetic> chew those little fuckers up as i nom them down
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew whens the bikini pictures coming
41:00 <faux> omg.
41:00 <faux> sh
42:00 <Kynetic> i love it when their little guts explode in your mouth
42:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnbiRDNaDeo
42:00 <Kynetic> eaten natural of course.. with just a slash of lemon juice.
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lee Marvin - Wandering Star (Feb 9, 2008) 4:42 - Category: Music - 2,146,456 views - 6,742 likes (98.4%), 111 dislikes (1.6%)
42:00 <Kynetic> splash*
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> oysters kilpatrick pink pig style is ma fav
43:00 <faux> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
43:00 <Kynetic> i love kilpatrick oysters dont get me wrong
43:00 <Kynetic> but there is nothing quite like super fresh oysters just plain ol' natural style
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if you live a good life you will become a bird
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if you live a bad life u will become a snake
43:00 <faux> im huge on texture with food, and the look of them is horrid.. and when i first came to try one i asked if i should bite into it or swallow it whole
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> octopus yum
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> anything from the sea
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept sea cucumber ffs
44:00 <faux> it was too big to swallow whole so i chewed and it just burst and i seriously vom'd
44:00 <faux> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
44:00 <faux> yum i love octopus :')
44:00 <Kynetic> mmm
44:00 <Kynetic> baby octopus
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> crab here
44:00 <faux> i could eat 100k of baby octopus
44:00 <faux> its teh besbtebtsbet
44:00 <Kynetic> how about raw though?
44:00 <Kynetic> with just soy sauce.
44:00 <faux> why
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby octopus on pizza is dope
44:00 <Kynetic> because its tastier?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> pickled octopus yum
45:00 <faux> no thx
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> n char grilled
45:00 <Skrotus> yeah texture is really important for me too with food
45:00 <faux> pickled?!
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> id like a pet octopus
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
45:00 <Kynetic> ever eaten spider?
45:00 <Kynetic> spiders are pretty tasty
45:00 <Kynetic> so are wichete grubs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
45:00 <faux> ok movoing on
45:00 <Kynetic> frog is quite nice too
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> eating spiders isnt exactly what we do in aus
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i would if i went to vietnam
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> use the fangs as tooth picks
46:00 <Kynetic> WiLd_TuRkeY knows how it works
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when we die we will get to where we expected to all our lifes
47:00 <Kynetic> yea
47:00 <Kynetic> a box in the ground.
47:00 <Kynetic> or an urn on a mantelpiece
47:00 <crash> i hope i go out driving a tank around
47:00 <Kynetic> most of us will die when ww3 starts.
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and who will start it
47:00 <crash> Kynetic: chuck norris as well ?
48:00 <Kynetic> chuck norris cannot die
48:00 <Kynetic> he just wont care.
48:00 <crash> pheww had me worried
48:00 <Kynetic> too busy sippin pina coladas.
49:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what is a pina colada
50:00 <British^Meat> penis colider
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> couleurs and the speaker is fucked
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> hardly any volume at all
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> shit speaker compared to iphone
53:00 <couleurs> I Hate U
54:00 <BlackDevil> we all hate you
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> couleurs try using that as gps in your car
54:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you'll see YOU'LL SEE!
54:00 <couleurs> i have, yours must be defective
54:00 <couleurs> my first one was
55:00 <couleurs> it had a bad speaker and bad battery and rattling buttons
55:00 <BlackDevil> i hate shaving my nose hairs
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's not bloody defective. YES SOME ARE, some have glue covering the speaker port. but not mine
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's just low quality speaker
55:00 <couleurs> that's what you get for ordering on 1st day
55:00 <couleurs> my replacement is gr8
55:00 <couleurs> just get an rma
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> nah mine isn't defective
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> though i don't know why you'd want it
56:00 <couleurs> oh ok keep complaining about it on irc then...
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i just can't believe you got rid of your iphone
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that's what i intended to do
56:00 <PeterSarsgaard> but i saw what a piece of shit nexus5 was. so gonna selll that instead
57:00 <couleurs> np
58:00 <British^Meat> smash it and film it
01:00 <faux> lollll.
01:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1002636_607262412667590_301162021_n.jpg
01:00 <faux> .
02:00 <BlackDevil> sluts
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> is fast six good?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz mum bought it for me coz paul walker died lol
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> FF6 is good
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> FF6 bettter than FF5
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> cause they are good guys in FF6
03:00 <BlackDevil> wait till FF7 comes out
03:00 <BlackDevil> EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> PandasDontDrive a fuck load of innocent people die in ff6 though
04:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i need to warn you in advance
07:00 <faux> Ei dis is nt gud put ur own child wat de heck is wrong wit u de r so meny guyz in dis world dey need lyk 4 real blv me evn chris brown he evn tld me dat fyc 2 fyc 10 tyms u cn evn ask justing we wr chiling and smoking weeeed n drinking alchohol we wr fuckd tlkng abt de biutty an sexiest grls in zi world 4 us dats wn dat vid of justing sliping happen he waz real drunk
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> americans, by default, are not innocent
08:00 <crash> ok faux 
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <faux> i dont even understand
08:00 <crash> no shit
11:00 <couleurs> ff6 was shit
11:00 <couleurs> ff5 was better
12:00 <couleurs> anything with a 5 is the best ie nexus 5
12:00 <fawks> lmao
12:00 <fawks> 4 is still me fave
13:00 <Mew> i looooooooooooooooooooooove parmesan cheese
13:00 <fawks> wb mew
13:00 <Mew> feety goodness
13:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
13:00 <fawks> yum me 2
13:00 <Skrotus> I never played final fantasy
13:00 <Mew> parmesan party
13:00 <fawks> huh
13:00 <couleurs> i don't even remember the 4th one
13:00 <fawks> talking about fast n teh furious Skrotus 
13:00 <fawks> the 4th is when lettuce dies
14:00 <Mew> LOL
14:00 <Skrotus> yeah I'm just deliberately misinterpreting your acronyms for my own personal amusement
14:00 <fawks> oh
15:00 <couleurs> i still don't remember the 4th one
15:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna watch the trailer, maybe i've not even seen it
16:00 <couleurs> oh yeah that 1 when they hijack shit
18:00 <couleurs> the 3rd 1 was the worst
18:00 <couleurs> i've seen all of them now i'm a car movie guy now 
18:00 <couleurs> Go Me
22:00 <couleurs> Go U 2 Glen Coco
23:00 <crash> 7/11 up 'n' go
23:00 <crash> $1
23:00 <crash> i love when they do that
25:00 <British^Meat> ive only seen tokyo drift
25:00 <crash> i doubt 2 weetbix are actually in it
25:00 <crash> British^Meat: rip paul walker
25:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/r4ZuZI4.jpg
25:00 <crash> we wasnt even driving
25:00 <couleurs> Check Those Babys Out!!!!
25:00 <crash> that sucks
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> was he even in that movie?
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> couleurs have you actually come out on irc yet or you still just a 'flamboyant' irc character
28:00 <Maurice> I think Tokyo Drift is the only one hes not in
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> that ain't right
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> maybe he tried to renegotiate his conttract
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> was told you're nobody the fans won't miss you
28:00 <PeterSarsgaard> he had the last laugh
29:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
29:00 <faux> couleurs irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1460290_10151987979720406_386142782_n.jpg
29:00 <Mechanic57> any hot guys wanna suck on a nice big thick throbbing hairy cock with precum dripping down the head tonight whisper me
29:00 <couleurs> TiTs
29:00 <mr_ducati> lmao
30:00 <Doodle> couleurs has a nice rack
30:00 <faux> she does
30:00 <Mechanic57> i could do with a nice big hairy poo stained butthole sitting on my cock right now
30:00 <crash> can you just fix my car
30:00 <Doodle> err
30:00 <Mechanic57> Doodle has a big mouth for sucking on big cock
31:00 <faux> i dont understand why people invite you to their house for parties and then theyre like "BYO DRINKS AND NIBBLES"
31:00 <faux> well i can drink and nibble at my own fucking house you tightass cunts
31:00 <Doodle> byo lube and knitting needles
32:00 <couleurs> party at my place BYO CHAIR/SOFA/TABLE/STUFF
32:00 <Doodle> byo party
32:00 <faux> did i tell you about the bbq my mum was invited to like months ago
32:00 <Mechanic57> British^Meat all of britain got a new anal johnson is owning them
32:00 <faux> she was here visiting .. and she took the bbq
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <faux> im like .... they invited you to a bbq and you had to supply the bbq?
32:00 <Mechanic57> faux i wanna finger your mums asshole
32:00 <couleurs> ehehe
33:00 <faux> and she took like 2 huge bags of alcohol and her hubby was like hmm should we take meat ... im like why dont you j ust take your own plates and fucking cutlery
33:00 <faux> povo cunts
33:00 <Mechanic57> faux is [email protected] * I love cock up my ass
33:00 <Mechanic57> faux on @#cocklovers #melbourne @#? @#gaysex @#looking_For_guys @#me-and-my-finger @cock_riders
33:00 <Mechanic57> faux using aura.vic.au.austnet.org
33:00 <Mechanic57> faux has been idle 30 secs, signed on Sat Dec 07 19:30:05 2013
33:00 <Mechanic57> faux End of /WHOIS list.
34:00 <shadsam> ;lol
34:00 <PeterSarsgaard> faux you seem like a vaginal knitter to me
34:00 <British^Meat> a new anal?
34:00 <Mechanic57> <Mechanic57> Hi, you dont mind my balls clapping agaisnt yours do you?
34:00 <Mechanic57> <faux> No. I could do with a nice big fat thick throbbing cock up my poo stained butthole
34:00 <Mechanic57> <Mechanic57> Good I'll be so deep you will have to open your mouth so i can pee
34:00 <Mechanic57> <faux> Ouch. Stop stop your hurting me take it out
35:00 <Mechanic57> all of england anal is getting stretched to the max by mitchell johnson
35:00 <PeterSarsgaard>  <faux> now that you've pink socked my arsehole i can never be pure
35:00 <shadsam> hahaha
35:00 <Mechanic57> British^Meat is [email protected] * I like dogs
35:00 <Mechanic57> British^Meat on @#dog-sex #melbourne +#meatspin @#animals @#Small-Penis-Central @#dog_watchers
35:00 <Mechanic57> British^Meat using aura.vic.au.austnet.org
35:00 <Mechanic57> British^Meat is away: Watching my dog take a dump
35:00 <Mechanic57> British^Meat has been idle 0 secs, signed on Sat Dec 07 19:31:48 2013
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35:00 <shadsam> loooooooooooooooool
36:00 <British^Meat> weird
36:00 <British^Meat> my irc seems to say something completely different :/
36:00 <shadsam> poofta
36:00 <Mechanic57> <Mechanic57> Hi, you dont mind my balls clapping agaisnt yours do you?
36:00 <Mechanic57> <British^Meat> No. I could do with a nice big fat thick throbbing cock up my poo stained butthole
36:00 <Mechanic57> <Mechanic57> Good I'll be so deep you will have to open your mouth so i can pee
36:00 <Mechanic57> <British^Meat> Ouch. Stop stop your hurting me take it out
36:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=277574472367299&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
36:00 <British^Meat> im confused
36:00 <British^Meat> really confused
36:00 <faux> just ignore him, hes desperate for attn
36:00 <faux> his bf must be busy
37:00 <Mechanic57> faux is [email protected] * my name is tara was John
37:00 <Mechanic57> faux on @#pedo_lounge #melbourne @#meatspin +#male_phonesex
37:00 <Mechanic57> faux using aura.vic.au.austnet.org
37:00 <Mechanic57> faux has been idle 3 secs, signed on Sat Dec 07 19:33:27 2013
37:00 <Mechanic57> faux End of /WHOIS list.
37:00 <shadsam> faox on gaysex
37:00 <British^Meat> indeed
37:00 <British^Meat> the meat is superior at ignoring ppl
37:00 <British^Meat> watch now as i ignore ye with my mind...
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowzers 30 degrees out
37:00 <Mechanic57> england is taking australias cock in deep 
38:00 <Mechanic57> england is australias cock toy
38:00 <crash> whats a good time to goto bed if i have to be up by 4am ?
38:00 <crash> like now i guess
38:00 <Kynetic> 8pm
38:00 <Kynetic> 9pm at the latest
39:00 <Kynetic> you wont get to sleep until probably 10 anyway :P
39:00 <shadsam> lol at faux
39:00 <crash> Kynetic: ill ask Serenity - see if she will let me stay up later
39:00 <crash> 9pm is good though
39:00 <Kynetic> i doubt it
39:00 <Kynetic> she'd be a bitch mum about bedtime i bet
39:00 <Kynetic> im a bit lax
40:00 <crash> lol
40:00 <Maurice> I used to go to bed at 10pm when I had 4am wake up
40:00 <crash> 6 hours is plenty of sleep
40:00 <crash> depends how fast you fall asleep i guess
41:00 <crash> and if its weekend work
41:00 <British^Meat> y up at 4?
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> she's an unskilled labourer
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> those with talent and skills need 8 hours
42:00 <Maurice> Well, I don't get up at 4 anymore, unless I need a drink or to pee..
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they say a lack of sleep = a lack of life - early death
42:00 <simba> cum
44:00 <TheRon> Beer me
44:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm 4am sounds like a good bed time rather than a wake up time
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i slept for 2 days once 
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> because i needed it. crazy
44:00 <Maurice> I slept for 3 months once
45:00 <Maurice> But I had glandular fever
45:00 <Serenity> get fucked all of you
45:00 <Serenity> and yes im a bitch about bed time
45:00 <TheRon> Hibernation?
45:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
45:00 <Maurice> I am too except weekends
45:00 <Serenity> but my kids are the ones that go straight to bed and go to sleep and dont fuck around
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Monkeygenitalia
45:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wQi2FF9.gif
45:00 <Serenity> 7-7:30 on weeknights 9pm on weekends here
46:00 <couleurs> Whoa ! --- N30
47:00 <TheRon> Show us your tits?
47:00 <simba> lol 'evolution'
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all knofe Fraggles created the world
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> know*
48:00 <Serenity> work your cares away
48:00 <couleurs> it grew tits :)
48:00 <Serenity> worries for another dayy
48:00 <Serenity> let the music play
48:00 <Serenity> down at fraggle rock
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'm sure they mean Fraggle Iraq"
49:00 <TheRon> Play me a song you're the piano man
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> where did mew go
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen mew
49:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, Mew ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 29 minutes ago (07.12. 18:19) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 6 minutes there.
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mate mew is hot
49:00 <TheRon> Mew I would
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id make her orgasm
50:00 <Skrotus> then she'd violate you
50:00 <TheRon> I'd make her squirt
50:00 <PeterSarsgaard> couleurs who was your favourite mermaid in the tv show H2O - Just ad water?
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> try HDO PeterSarsgaard
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo harpooned a white whale
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive killed so many sea creatures
51:00 <Skrotus> D:
51:00 <PeterSarsgaard> have you killed a sea cow?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> pissed me off that my mate didnt like this game but he can sit on gta forever doin fuck all
52:00 <PeterSarsgaard> they are the most mermaid like
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are no sea cows
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are dolphins but u cant kill them
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive i got some more games for my xbox 360.. wall-e, need for speed-carbon, sonic unleashed
52:00 <doctor> i hated the kid actors in that show when i was young
52:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there are, but up north in qld, and NT
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive killed orcas, bullsharks, humpbacks, white whales, great whites. hammerheads
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> in this game dude
52:00 <PeterSarsgaard> how the hell did you kill a humpback?
52:00 <PeterSarsgaard> was it beached
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the game, u go out in the dinghy and harpoon them
53:00 <faux> omg
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> there's a computer game where you kill endangered sealife?
53:00 <faux> do you ever stop talking about ur xboxx
53:00 <PeterSarsgaard> sick shit.must be japanese
53:00 <doctor> you spear tackle it while 5000 feet under the sea
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a pirate
53:00 <faux> hurts my brain
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u hurt my brain faux
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> its set in the caribbean yo
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur so complex
53:00 <faux> no one rattled your cage mate
54:00 <British^Meat> gamers, bunch of cocks
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> n blackbeard is ur mate huhu
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> faux is the type of COP to get raped, bashed and murdered
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a gamer British^Meat
55:00 <faux> youre the type of 30+ year old who still uses alt_caPz in his nick on the internet
55:00 <faux> you lose by default.
55:00 <TheRon> Sweet Caroline, good times never  seemed so good
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats coz im gangster faux
56:00 <British^Meat> lol PandasDontDrive  u fat retard, how many times do you tell me im NOT a gamer, now suddenly i am?
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u should know this by now
56:00 <TheRon> Gaming sux
57:00 <couleurs> i'm a game girl
57:00 <TheRon> Dear god
57:00 <TheRon> You better have nice tits
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not fat
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> how many times do i have to tell you that
58:00 <TheRon> You're big bones
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
58:00 <faux> loooooooooooool
58:00 <British^Meat> ikr
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> boo hoo British^Meat
59:00 <TheRon> Don't go breaking my heart
59:00 <TheRon> I couldn't if I tried
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive got a stanley knife TheRon so watch ur mouth[
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <TheRon> So don't go breaking my heart
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can bitch to the queen later after ive cut ur face up
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> u better eat his face
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont waste meat
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer what the hell slash his throat and throw him on the spit roast
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lets all become cannibals
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i eat pussy
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill b eating some tonight does that make me a cannibal?
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u eat it i fuck it
01:00 <TheRon> How about Johnno taking 7 for 40 today
01:00 <simba> lollol
01:00 <TheRon> The poms are fucked
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mate ur making me horny after lookin at a mew pic
02:00 <TheRon> I bet you got really hairy balls
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba owns wall-e on bluray
02:00 <TheRon> Dear god
02:00 <simba> u wish
03:00 <TheRon> See the girl over there, she gives everybody head
04:00 <TheRon> I had diarrhea last month, I had to shit all fucking day 
05:00 <TheRon> Do you come from a land down under?
07:00 <crash> i come from a land down over
07:00 <crash> sorry TheRon 
09:00 <crash> Serenity: whats bedtime on friday night ?
09:00 <crash> you sound like a good parent
09:00 <Serenity> when the tequila knocks you out
09:00 <Bastardly_One> good answer
09:00 <Serenity> but for my kids? its 9pm on a friday
10:00 <Bastardly_One> only 9?
10:00 <crash> nazi rules
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not even until the end of the shit kids movie usually on Go?
10:00 <crash> she probably has daughters
10:00 <Serenity> they dont watch tv very much
10:00 <Bastardly_One> now that I do approve of
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet they're better off for it too
10:00 <Serenity> theyre 8 and 6 9pm is plenty late enough
11:00 <crash> yeah and kids at that age get f'ing cranky when tired
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the nieces here are almost 6 and 7 1/2
11:00 <Serenity> we went to the speedway a couple weekends ago
11:00 <TheRon> So bye bye miss American pie
11:00 <Serenity> and they were both begging to go home to bed by 9 lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <crash> lol
12:00 <Serenity> my kids have a very strict bed time routine
12:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, by the way ... no nurse
12:00 <crash> 9 is pretty fair for that age
12:00 <TheRon> No nurse
12:00 <TheRon> You really screwed that up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she fell through not m
12:00 <Bastardly_One> e
12:00 <TheRon> Damn
13:00 <couleurs> lol TheRon singing all the hits
13:00 <Bastardly_One> getting 2 rooms in an old house near the eastern oval for 125 a week
13:00 <TheRon> Nurses would've been sweetl
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so the rooms are a decent size
13:00 <TheRon> Nurses have other nurses.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... nurses aren't that fascinating you know
14:00 <TheRon> Yeah they are
14:00 <TheRon> Right guys
14:00 <crash> not really
14:00 <crash> maybe in america
14:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a few american nurses
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd scare ya to death
14:00 <crash> nurses get payed shit money
14:00 <crash> so you should be lucky as to get a female one
15:00 <TheRon> Moving In with a hot nurse would be heaven to me
16:00 <TheRon> Bob segar - against the wind
16:00 <crash> nurses probably make the best wifes
16:00 <crash> the real ones anyway
17:00 <crash> though i reckon they wouldn't be sooky with a partner
17:00 <couleurs> wifes make the best wives
17:00 <TheRon> Nurses know other nurses.
17:00 <crash> i need a wife to be complete
17:00 <crash> a nurse one
18:00 <TheRon> I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
19:00 <TheRon> Nikky I need my ego massagespd
19:00 <Doodle> me too
19:00 <Nikky`> lost again?
19:00 <Doodle> but by ego i mean penis
19:00 <ooomp> By penis you mean banana?
19:00 <Nikky`> lol..	 I love to stroke my Doodle :P
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> re00www
19:00 <TheRon> My tee
20:00 <crash> Nikky` is back
20:00 <TheRon> My teammates are crap
20:00 <Nikky`> I is back
20:00 <Nikky`> Get new team mates
20:00 <crash> Nikky` for ops
20:00 <ooomp> How's your poor cat going Doodle?
20:00 <crash> give Serenity voice atleast though
20:00 <Doodle> lol he's alright
20:00 <Doodle> he just bashed up next doors cat
20:00 <ooomp> Bad owner
20:00 <TheRon> Li bet nikky plays black ops
20:00 <Doodle> yes they are
20:00 <Nikky`> I dooo.. i'm such a gamer
20:00 <Serenity> Nikky` had ops she declined becoming a full op
21:00 <Serenity> gtfoit
21:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, so stop saying it
21:00 <ooomp> You, for allowing him to potentially get hurt Doodle :/
21:00 <Doodle> oh PIFFLE
21:00 <crash> Serenity did you do the alpha female thing ?
21:00 <Serenity> she could have them back but she doesnt want to
21:00 <crash> hope you didn't hurt Nikky` to much
21:00 <Serenity> dont be stupid
21:00 <crash> nice person
21:00 <TheRon> Nikky I wanna. Turn up to yours
21:00 <crash> you're right Nikky` could kick your arse
22:00 <TheRon> Strip yo 
22:00 <Nikky`> ooh crash shut up
22:00 <Nikky`> turn up to my what TheRon?
22:00 <TheRon> Strip. Out of my bowls uniform
22:00 <crash> Nikky`: ur mean
22:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Nikky` what sport did you used to like to play?
22:00 <Nikky`> Not mean, i'm never mean
23:00 <Nikky`> Hockey but only for few years
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> chicks love hockey
23:00 <crash> when was this - the late 60's ?
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> so much healthier than netball
23:00 <crash> or early 70's Nikky` 
23:00 <PeterSarsgaard> fucks your knees
24:00 <Nikky`> HA HA crash
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <TheRon>  We didn't start the fire
25:00 <Nikky`> Don't lol Doodle 
25:00 <Doodle> ok
25:00 <Doodle> -lol
25:00 <Nikky`> Don't you dare lol
25:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
25:00 <Skrotus> we did actually TheRon 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://i42.tinypic.com/2q2lhex.jpg
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> reow
25:00 <Skrotus> thanks ooomp 
26:00 <ooomp> You're welcome
27:00 <milk> sat night again
27:00 <milk> perfect weather for killing people
27:00 <Doodle> they deserve it
28:00 <milk> abba-soul-utely
28:00 <ooomp> I deserve Doodle's love, yet he doesn't love me
28:00 <Doodle> i dont love anyone but me
29:00 <crash> Doodle doesn't even speak to me
29:00 <Nikky`> He loves me
29:00 <Doodle> thats cos you're a psycho
29:00 <crash> he may be gay
29:00 <Nikky`> We just hide it
29:00 <TheRon> Hurt so good come on baby make it hurt so good
29:00 <Nikky`> oooh, not now
29:00 <crash> Doodle: what are you 10 ?
29:00 <ooomp> Who's a psycho
29:00 <Doodle> crash
29:00 <faux> sometimes love dont feel like it shouldddd
29:00 <crash> i think you're stupid 
29:00 <Doodle> 10?
29:00 <Doodle> my dad could totally beat up your dad
29:00 <TheRon> 6
29:00 <Doodle> so shut up
29:00 <Doodle> and faux
30:00 <faux> mmm your  dad
30:00 <Doodle> you shoosh too
30:00 <crash> the shit you talk about its just bleh
30:00 <Doodle> FK
30:00 <faux> LOL
30:00 <faux> LOLLLLLL
30:00 <crash> sorry im sure we will strike a connection
30:00 <Doodle> crash would you prefer it if Pieter was here dribbling shit
30:00 <Doodle> or chris
30:00 <Maurice> God no
30:00 <Doodle> or Maurice
30:00 <Maurice> I much prefer Doodle
30:00 <crash> Doodle: why are you so concerned ?
30:00 <Maurice> HEY
30:00 <Nikky`> freak Maurice
30:00 <Nikky`> :P
31:00 <ooomp> Agreed Maurice
31:00 <Maurice> :o
31:00 <crash> its my opinion live with it 
31:00 <Doodle> why are you asking me stupid questions
31:00 <crash> to many stupid answers ?
31:00 <TheRon> I see a bad moon. Rising
32:00 <Doodle> 4 faux
32:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971600_587577007981549_1045658542_n.jpg
32:00 <faux> rofl
32:00 <faux> hes funny even in spanish
32:00 <Doodle> hahaha
32:00 <Doodle> muy muy 
33:00 <Maurice> Beep beep deriveryyy
34:00 <couleurs> hugs
34:00 <crash> shower first
36:00 <couleurs> u
36:00 <crash> k
36:00 <crash> should i use soap couleurs ?
36:00 <couleurs> Hahaha.
36:00 <couleurs> Ugh.
36:00 <couleurs> Mad.
37:00 <Doodle> solvol
37:00 <crash> good shit Doodle 
37:00 <Doodle> fkoath
37:00 <doctor> you will never live that last second ever again
37:00 <crash> we have both solvol and the pink hand jelly at work
38:00 <Doodle> the castrol stuff
38:00 <crash> haha not exactly
38:00 <crash> but gets rid of grease
39:00 <xm> [17:31:20] 18<crash> should i use soap couleurs ? <--- use dove. it's not a soap. it's gentle on your skin with a delicate pH
40:00 <crash> nah i got this radox shower gel
40:00 <crash> was on special
40:00 <crash> its green
40:00 <crash> good colour
41:00 <xm> so is absinthe
41:00 <xm> bathe, rinse, repeat, drink
41:00 <crash> sounds clean
42:00 <crash> guess my expectations are high
42:00 <Skrotus> I wouldn't drink it after bathing in it
42:00 <Skrotus> personally
42:00 <couleurs> i use car wash concentrate 
42:00 <Nikky`> Just get a really long straw
42:00 <xm> what about communally if it were a large bathtub
43:00 <crash> ill get Nikky` to show me how to bathe
43:00 <Nikky`> Yeah nah
44:00 <crash> you don't want to touch my willy !!
44:00 <crash> not nice 
44:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I am sure your willy isn't nice
44:00 <crash> its nicer than me ?
44:00 <ooomp> I'm sure crash doesn't have a willy
44:00 <Nikky`> possibly
45:00 <crash> its there
45:00 <crash> and real
45:00 <crash> used it like 2hrs ago to relieve myself
45:00 <Doodle> D:
45:00 <xm> was it a puppet show
46:00 <crash> xm: need a big enormous puppet to play my willy
46:00 <Doodle> sunfalupagus
46:00 <Doodle> *snuf
48:00 <fawks> phew
49:00 <simba> Cum. Is. Amaaaaaazinggggg. (L)_(L)
50:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you want to go out for dinner first ?
50:00 <crash> ill pay ofcourse
50:00 <fawks> hommagawd
51:00 <crash> fawks can come too
51:00 <crash> salad is on me
51:00 <fawks> no thx
51:00 <fawks> Doodle is taking me ice skating
51:00 <Doodle> wheeeeeeeee
51:00 <Doodle> sometimes
51:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <fawks> I've been once
52:00 <Doodle> i run around the house like a backwards ice skater
52:00 <crash> lol
52:00 <fawks> and it's not the same as roller blading
52:00 <fawks> at all.
52:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
52:00 <fawks> I'm pro roller blader
52:00 <Doodle> i i used to be when i was a kid
52:00 <Doodle> sik m8
52:00 <fawks> then I got on the ice and I was like a baby deer
52:00 <Skrotus> it is kind of alike
52:00 <crash> i would be terrible at iceskating
52:00 <crash> tryed rollerblading
53:00 <fawks> gosh Skrotus disagreed with everything
53:00 <Nikky`> I'll pass
53:00 <fawks> s*
53:00 <Skrotus> well once I could do one I could do the other
53:00 <Doodle> i used to skate heaps when i was a kid
53:00 <Doodle> broke so many bones
53:00 <fawks> WELL RNT U TALENTED
53:00 <Doodle> was great
53:00 <crash> my balance is fine, im just shit at skating
53:00 <Doodle> kneecap, 2 arms and an elbow
53:00 <fawks> when I first started roller blading and didn't know how to brake I would just smash into walls with my hands
53:00 <crash> i was more of a skateboarder
54:00 <Doodle> oh and my thumb
54:00 <Doodle> i broke that too
54:00 <fawks> and once I almost broke my wrists so I learnt to brake .
54:00 <fawks> ouch
54:00 <Doodle> poodleman broke his arm
54:00 <Doodle> at my house
54:00 <fawks> I have never broken a bone
54:00 <Doodle> i broke my arm at his house
54:00 <fawks> I've sprained my ankle like 58682 times
55:00 <doctor> http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1358/44/1358443664940.jpg
55:00 <fawks> oyster fishing, I slid down rocks
55:00 <fawks> and netball
55:00 <fawks> and just general clumsiness 
55:00 <Doodle> yeah i was clumsy
55:00 <crash> Nikky`: can we have steamy hot sex this summer ?
55:00 <Doodle> i grew out of it
56:00 <fawks> this was like a year ago.
56:00 <fawks> lmao
56:00 <fawks> you know when its really cold and you try to run and your feet give way
56:00 <Doodle> run
56:00 <Doodle> ?
56:00 <fawks> I was bolting down the stairs to take the rubbish down and it was like -9293 degrees and my legs went like jelly an I sprained my ankle
56:00 <fawks> was so awks 
56:00 <Doodle> oops
56:00 <crash> hey ness 
56:00 <fawks> I'm so retarded
57:00 <ness> hi
57:00 <Doodle> and i just cant hide it
57:00 <doctor> that's okay, lets were meant to be broken
57:00 <Doodle> i'm about to lose control
57:00 <fawks> I know I know I knowwww
57:00 <Doodle> and i think i like it
57:00 <fawks> I'm watching harold and kumar for the 1009th time
57:00 <Nikky`> I think I might have to pass on that crash
57:00 <Doodle> love that movie lol
58:00 <fawks> yeah Nikky` is saving herself for me crash 
58:00 <crash> Nikky`: i will pleasure you...
58:00 <fawks> back off.
58:00 <Doodle> what about autumn Nikky`?
58:00 <Nikky`> That is right faux..I am
58:00 <Doodle> can i have faux's sloppy seconds
58:00 <Nikky`> you are booked in for then, Doodle
58:00 <Nikky`> ooh
58:00 <Doodle> swoit
58:00 <crash> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> lol
00:00 <fawks> I'm kumar how are you kumin. and this is harold... hi Gerald how are you
00:00 <Doodle> lol 
00:00 <Doodle> that doogie howser dude
00:00 <fawks> NPH
00:00 <crash> md
00:00 <Doodle> cracks me up in that movie
00:00 <Doodle> yeah him
00:00 <fawks> he's such a horny cunt
00:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
00:00 <fawks> I been cravin burgers too FUR burgers
01:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
01:00 <fawks> I like how he gets shot in the second movie and comes back in the third lol
01:00 <fawks> lovely 
01:00 <Doodle> i havent seen the 3rd
01:00 <Doodle> actually i'm not sure if ive seen the 2nd
01:00 <fawks> the Christmas one
01:00 <Doodle> nah i havent seen it
01:00 <Doodle> just the first
02:00 <fawks> oh
02:00 <fawks> I hadnt seen the second two until recently 
02:00 <fawks> theyre just as stupid lol
02:00 <fawks> there's one scene in the second rofl
02:00 <crash> im writing Nikky` a xmas card now
02:00 <fawks> I'm gonna try find it
03:00 <Doodle> wow
03:00 <Nikky`> how sweet
03:00 <Doodle> warm nights like these i really regret living near a water treatment plant
03:00 <crash> gonna write Doodle one too
03:00 <Nikky`> lil stinky
03:00 <Doodle> fkn reeks
04:00 <Nikky`> we will just blame it on you
04:00 <Doodle> oh well the rent is cheap and its only warm here like 2 days a year
04:00 <crash> Nikky`: just hang my card up with your other boyfriends
04:00 <Doodle> so its worth it
04:00 <Doodle> she hangs all her boyfriends up
04:00 <faux> Doodle
04:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMtP2_ARY28
04:00 <Nikky`> I sure do
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Parents (Sep 5, 2008) 2:25 - Category: Comedy - 55,628 views - 193 likes (97.5%), 5 dislikes (2.5%)
05:00 <crash> lol
05:00 <Doodle> SEBLANTICS
06:00 <faux> lolololol
07:00 <crash> Nikky`: do you have condoms handy ?
07:00 <crash> like in your dresser ?
07:00 <Nikky`> random weird question much
07:00 <crash> just seeing if you have my size :P
07:00 <crash> sheesh
07:00 <Nikky`> lol
07:00 <Nikky`> extra small?
08:00 <crash> yeah or clingwrap
08:00 <crash> lol
08:00 <faux> crash you reek of desperation tonight
08:00 <PeterSarsgaard> Nikky` are you vaginally active?
08:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
08:00 <crash> faux: im sorry i like Nikky` 
08:00 <Skrotus> isn't he always this way?
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
08:00 <faux>  lol Skrotus
08:00 <crash> Skrotus: i am always this way
09:00 <Nikky`> Don't be rude PeterSarsgaard
09:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I wasn't meaning to be rude Nikky`. now that nobody knows what we're tlaking about. Acitvve Nikky`?
09:00 <crash> faux: when was the last time you got off your fat arse ?
10:00 <Nikky`> Yes, very active.. I get to the gym :P
10:00 <PeterSarsgaard> :P
11:00 <Doodle> hehehe got off
11:00 <crash> not coherent ?
11:00 <crash> im a stupid person....
12:00 <crash> i do try though ?
12:00 <faux> Doodle did you watch it
12:00 <Doodle> yes lol
12:00 <Doodle> IUNNO WHAT YOURE SAYING PAL, BUT FUCK YOU
12:00 <fawks> ok phone
13:00 <crash> Doodle: what do you do for work mate ?
13:00 <Doodle> i work for the government
14:00 <Doodle> i already know all about you
14:00 <fawks> da gubment
14:00 <crash> boring
14:00 <Doodle> not really
14:00 <Doodle> its pretty exciting sometimes
15:00 <couleurs> i am the govermint
15:00 <fawks> peppermint
16:00 <ness> hey Tuftoy
17:00 <Tuftoy> hey ness
17:00 <ness> have a ggod day ;-p
17:00 <ness> good rather
19:00 <crash> ness: Nikky` knocked me back for a root
19:00 <ness> i dont blame her
20:00 <crash> pfft
21:00 <fawks> lolol
22:00 <crash> fawks: you are way out of my league
23:00 <ness> hey did you hear about the mirc xmas party. you are all required to attend
23:00 <crash> anyway ness - if i slip you a few hundred can i come over
23:00 <Skrotus> but I don't even use mirc
24:00 <Zade> is the mirc xmas party on xmas day?
24:00 <ness> nope
24:00 <Zade> oh
25:00 <Zade> does the mirc xmas party have plenty of booze and party enhancers?
26:00 <crash> yeah lethal injection
26:00 <crash> first 10 that get there
27:00 <Zade> hope you get in on time then crash
27:00 <crash> im always late
27:00 <Zade> i am sure plenty of the others will suggest we wait for you  
27:00 <ness> so are you all going to be there? would you rock up
28:00 <Nikky`> I'm washing my hair that day, sorry
28:00 <crash> no
28:00 <ness> why Nikky
28:00 <ness> good opportunity to meet everyone
28:00 <crash> because she will be having sex with me ness 
29:00 <Nikky`> Because chatting to you lot is one thing, meeting you lot, yeah nah
29:00 <crash> im sure i can keep her entertained
29:00 <frog> so can your left hand
29:00 <crash> frog finger her first ?
30:00 <crash> with my left hand ?
30:00 <frog> yeah im not getting into this
30:00 <frog> so hows this weather
31:00 <Zade> might go to the beach tomorrow 
31:00 <frog> sounds like a plan
31:00 <frog> you should do that
31:00 <crash> might goto work
32:00 <crash> they requested my services
33:00 <frog> anyone reading any good books?
33:00 <crash> collectors price guide atm frog 
33:00 <crash> be surprised what is worth money
33:00 <fawks> yes
33:00 <fawks> the wind-up bird chronicle 
33:00 <Zade> thiking of reading barracuda 
34:00 <frog> Ahh im reading War Of the Spider Queen 6 parter
34:00 <crash> i now have both hardcopies of all douglas adams books
34:00 <crash> and some on kindle
34:00 <simba> bird chronicles rise of austnet
34:00 <frog> my kindle is packed with philosophy and pychology books
35:00 <couleurs> i'm reading the amaseing adventures of the spider man
35:00 <frog> sweet
35:00 <frog> The war of the spider queen novels is a bit twisted
35:00 <crash> i have a few nerdy things on kindle
35:00 <crash> well ref books
35:00 <frog> The Drow are the most evil thing ive read ... next to Darth Bane
36:00 <frog> Evil doesnt really have guidelines or rules
36:00 <frog> Oh I dont like you ... your dead
36:00 <couleurs> hugs
36:00 <crash> im gonna get a few jack kerouac books next few days
37:00 <crash> see what the cost is like
37:00 <frog> oh god i love hugs
37:00 <crash> for the kindle version anyway
37:00 <frog> Im gonna read the Ender in exile book next... i finished enders game
37:00 <frog> that was brilliant
37:00 <frog> Then i read hyperion
38:00 <crash> frog not familiar with it ?
38:00 <crash> what genre ?
38:00 <crash> fantasy ?
38:00 <crash> sci fi
38:00 <Picard> sharkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
38:00 <frog> Enders game is one of those scifi books that is in the marine core training list
38:00 <Picard> swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
38:00 <crash> wb PandasDontDrive 
38:00 <frog> its a movie now
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty bro
38:00 <frog> with harrison ford
39:00 <Picard> swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel so tired finally mum is rockin up for dinner n a cider
39:00 <frog> and Hyperion is also a scifi
39:00 <Picard> she hates u
39:00 <frog> top of the game
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash were u playing bf4 on 360 earlier?
39:00 <crash> nah, updating mp ;/
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohh
40:00 <crash> waiting for my brother to get the game
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna send ya a msg but couldnt think of nethin to say lol
40:00 <crash> i was on gta v for a bit playing online
40:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
40:00 <crash> you stuck on story ?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha cool, hows this, guy i met at ebgames, gave him my tag n he added me today
40:00 <frog> oh hows this for a kindle bargain all of HG Wells books 2$
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> which story
40:00 <frog> bargain
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive only done the first mission on bf4
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> loved it so much
40:00 <frog> like all 25 books for 2$
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me this fast 6 intro is sick
41:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: - my brother usually just says 'get online'
41:00 <crash> then i look up what game he is playing
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> our whole clan has kinda disbanded atm
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx to xbox one
42:00 <crash> gta v was fun the other night though
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
42:00 <frog> any of you like Borderlands 2
42:00 <frog> ?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate was playing that at 5am this morning, i woke up n hes on that n on fone to his gf lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt play it
42:00 <crash> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <crash> sounds like a hard game lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope this chick doesnt rock up while mum is here 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gettin bored with gta
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n a bit bored with ac4 today, installed it on 360
43:00 <crash> what happened to binder
43:00 <crash> found a gf ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> um he moved in with his gf
43:00 <crash> or is dead
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he finally has net there
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ye he's still around
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> think i was sposed to see him today
44:00 <crash> rip binder
44:00 <crash> those damn females
44:00 <mandyjane> Lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn today has been fucked up man i was sposed to get picked up by my mate walshy n go to his down beach n have beers n swim then go town n go strippers but this faggot bikie last nite at strippers had a go at me n my mate so i shoved a screwdriver at his neck n told him he's fkn dead n walked out
45:00 <mandyjane> Have any yas seen show called wives with knives
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
45:00 <mandyjane> Made me stab happy
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <crash> lol
46:00 <mandyjane> Should be asleep :/ big day tomorrow but I had nap today dang it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> moving stuff?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye man i had fk all sleep got up 8-9ish
46:00 <mandyjane> Yeah 
47:00 <crash> work for me at 6am tommorrow ;/
47:00 <crash> fuck 6 day weeks
47:00 <Nikky`> sleep in for me tomorrow
47:00 <crash> Nikky`: mean..
47:00 <crash> seriously
47:00 <mandyjane> My 18yr old brother has his boyfriends over
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark crash
47:00 <mandyjane> Noisy cunce
47:00 <Nikky`> Not mean
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol his boyfriends
48:00 <mandyjane> Yar poofta I swear
48:00 <crash> im doing like what 10 women do Nikky` 
48:00 <crash> and that is 10 smart women
48:00 <PeterSarsgaard> mandyjane is your brother a catccher or  a pitccher?
49:00 <fawks> I feel you frog 
49:00 <milk> giver or taker?
49:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/CrippledEvenings/posts/617203975006187
49:00 <fawks> the IQ in here combined is double digits
49:00 <mandyjane> Peter I bet he does both at same time lol
50:00 <frog> oh god ... 
50:00 <frog> i guess this room isnt g
50:00 <crash> `seen Pieter
50:00 <prowl> crash, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 2 hours 17 minutes ago (06.12. 18:32) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
50:00 <mandyjane> He prob has one in his mouth too
50:00 <crash> we kept him happy, i thought of him
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb bro havin a cider wit mum huhuhu pear cider yo!
50:00 <frog> ok 
50:00 <couleurs> a/s/l all
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mew smells like pooh
51:00 <fawks> 13 m tokyo
51:00 <Mew> i do not
51:00 <Mew> i went for a splash at the beach before to wash all the pooh smell off
51:00 <crash> Mew would probably smell more
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i love water
51:00 <Mew> samesies
51:00 <couleurs> :~)
51:00 <frog> INFINITE (in another dimension) for all three questions... or answers
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i ever buy a house Mew it will have a pool and a garden of eden to dream about
52:00 <Mew> cool
52:00 <Mew> our front yard is perfectly sloped for a killer slip n slide
52:00 <crash> they should bottle Mew's smell and use it in military attacks
52:00 <Mew> if i put some bricks under the tarp at the bottom of the slope it could be an actual killer slip n slide
52:00 <frog> isnt Mew a pokemon
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> homemade slide hhahaha
52:00 <Mew> Mew is a pokemon yes
53:00 <fawks> omg do it
53:00 <fawks> minus the bricks
53:00 <fawks> soap and water 
53:00 <Mew> yeah i think we're gonna do it for new years day
53:00 <frog> where do i catch Mew in pokemon x?
53:00 <fawks> nice
53:00 <couleurs> Don't Dude Me, Ya Long Haired Yahoo !
53:00 <mandyjane> I have this three track racer thing u plug hose into and slip and slide were
53:00 <mandyjane> Weeeeeeeee
55:00 <crash> they need virtual reality sex
55:00 <crash> cmon 
55:00 <milk> you catch AIDS at the brothel
55:00 <frog> only if you milk it 
55:00 <Mew> 20m of black builders plastic would do wonders
55:00 <mandyjane> Gotta catch em all
55:00 <Mew> it would get pretty freaking hot though
55:00 <crash> put a needle in your arm
55:00 <mandyjane> And a bottle of trip mew! 
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38v51JvIv0A
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Talking Boat (Dec 6, 2013) 0:17 - Category: Science and Technology - 165,690 views - 2,175 likes (98.1%), 42 dislikes (1.9%)
55:00 <Mew> yip
55:00 <crash> thats a good way to catch it
55:00 <mandyjane> Trix**
55:00 <fawks> just keep wetting it
56:00 <Mew> a whole bucket of dishwashing liquid LOL
56:00 <fawks> chuck some ice on
56:00 <frog> wow
56:00 <mandyjane> Laundry power is soaped
56:00 <Mew> yeah you could run the hose across the top of it at the top of the hill so it all runs down
56:00 <mandyjane> Soapyerr
56:00 <milk> ice is for smokin
56:00 <Mew> saving water 101
56:00 <fawks> lmao
56:00 <mandyjane> Drug fucked idiots
56:00 <fawks> I'm jelly
56:00 <crash> Mew: you are not an engineer
56:00 <fawks> I wanna come
56:00 <Mew> i know crash
57:00 <fawks> party at mews house NYD
57:00 <Tuftoy> lol and where is Mews house
57:00 <Mew> wewewewew
57:00 <Mew> on an island Tuftoy
57:00 <fawks> awkies
57:00 <crash> whereever you smell a dirty creature
57:00 <Tuftoy> deserted island Maurice
57:00 <fawks> rude
57:00 <crash> Mew will be close
57:00 <mandyjane> I'm thirsty
58:00 <frog> hello thirsty im a frog
58:00 <mandyjane> 13 days till my birthday. Yeah boy
58:00 <Mew> kangaroo island m8
58:00 <crash> Mew do you want a show downs
58:00 <crash> me and you
58:00 <crash> swords ?
58:00 <Tuftoy> mate I don't believe u, show a pic lol
58:00 <Mew> i dont have a sword soz
59:00 <Mew> of kangaroo island?
59:00 <frog> you should have a pokemon battle... you guys gotta be r33t
59:00 <Tuftoy> of ur house on kangraoo island
59:00 <frog> no one fights anymore... we use pokemon to do our battles
59:00 <crash> god never send Mew into combat
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> man its poo outside
59:00 <Mew> theres heaps of houses here why wouldnt you believe theres a house on kangaroo island lol
59:00 <frog> screw words... pika CHEWWWW!!!
59:00 <Tuftoy> Mew I don't believe ur house is on kangaroo island, simple
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> pika pika
00:00 <Tuftoy> pic
00:00 <frog> he lives in a fictional place called Oz theres a wizard and fat cats writting checks for gold 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jake where'd you get all this meat? From Meatman
00:00 <frog> and stuff
00:00 <Picard> Tuftoy why dont u believe it?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Finn, I don't think I'm going to eat anymore Meatman
00:00 <Picard> ive been to KI and saw it
00:00 <Mew> i could show you a pic from anywhere and just say its on kangaroo island lol
00:00 <crash> Mew: are you still rootable ?
00:00 <Mew> id have to get an aerial shot to prove it was on the island
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <crash> did the stitches mend ?
00:00 <Mew> and im not getting in a plane for u mkay
01:00 <mandyjane> Any yas seen that show Sanjay and Craig?
01:00 <frog> oh god 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> well she's not 70
01:00 <frog> im trying to figure out if you ppl have legitimate things to say or your all toadstools
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stay out
01:00 <couleurs> ilu frog 
02:00 <frog> ilu?//
02:00 <Mew> ilulaba
02:00 <Mew> ilulabia
02:00 <FredFlinstone> bam bam
02:00 <Mew> iluvulva
02:00 <Tuftoy> Mew are u saying its all an illusion? lol
02:00 <couleurs> "i luv u" 
02:00 <Mew> nope
02:00 <couleurs> Gosh
02:00 <frog> i believe that is what a toadstool is
02:00 <Mew> i really do live here
03:00 <frog> an illusion
03:00 <frog> couleurs i love you too bro
03:00 <frog> now stop eating toadstools
03:00 <crash> frog: you should go for prime minister
04:00 <Mew> vote for frogdro
04:00 <Tuftoy> Mew throw a party then and we are all invited lol
04:00 <Nikky`> I'm not going to Kangaroo Island for a party
04:00 <ness> ill come
04:00 <frog> here all the ppl in the house of representatives have to eat a really highly poisonous i mean loving caring magic mushroom.... toadstool
04:00 <Nikky`> lil far for me
05:00 <Mew> its pretty expensive to get over here but you're more than welcome on nyd
05:00 <Mew> just dont turn out to be a weird serial killer or whatevs
05:00 <crash> yeah expensive
05:00 <Mew> buzz killington
05:00 <crash> get a job
05:00 <ness> ive got a jet
05:00 <Mew> i think Tuftoy already has a jawb
05:00 <Mew> ness will come pick everyone up
05:00 <frog> yeah he's a baw bag sniffer
06:00 <frog> oh god
06:00 <frog> i used lame scottish humor
06:00 <Mew> and you couldve backspaced or not pressed enter.. but you didnt
06:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` y not it will be fun
06:00 <frog> i know 
07:00 <frog> i should of seen that coming
07:00 <Nikky`> It might possibly be fun but no
07:00 <frog> so any good movies coming out
07:00 <ness> why Nikky?
08:00 <ness> seriously imagine everyone in this room at the one NYD party
08:00 <Tuftoy> Mew who else is coming to ur party
08:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
08:00 <Nikky`> Not enough medication in the world can make me imagine that :P
08:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck xenu
09:00 <Crip> lol
09:00 <Crip> thought id get a bit
09:00 <Crip> bite..
09:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
09:00 <crash> Nikky`: you really are a picky person
09:00 <crash> isn't a vacant car lot enough ?
09:00 <Nikky`> picky for not wanting to hang with some ppl on here?
10:00 <ness> id be keen to put a face to peoples names.
10:00 <crash> Nikky`: yes picky
10:00 <Nikky`> when i'm keen I just ask for a pic hhaha
11:00 <Nikky`> oooh hush crash
11:00 <ness> Nikky have you met anyone from here before?
11:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` he is just jealous u haven't asked him for a pic
11:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/ZK6PV5XL3Pg
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Omegle Dressed As Fake Girl Compilation! #1 (Dec 6, 2013) 7:19 - Category: Comedy - 29,145 views - 2,857 likes (94.3%), 173 dislikes (5.7%)
11:00 <couleurs> me irl
12:00 <Nikky`> nah
12:00 <crash> i really only want to have sex with Nikky` 
12:00 <Nikky`> And there shall be no sex
12:00 <Tuftoy> we all just want to have sex with her
12:00 <crash> :P
13:00 <Nikky`> lol
13:00 <crash> is this dream not achieveable ?
13:00 <crash> lol
15:00 <frog> I want Blind Guardian to tour Perth instead of only going to Melbourne
15:00 <crash> might goto bed soon i think
15:00 <crash> to conserve energu
17:00 <ShadowLurker> icp are coming tomorrow
17:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
17:00 <couleurs> lol ShadowLurker is funny
17:00 <ShadowLurker> how is that funny
17:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking moron
17:00 <couleurs> icp
17:00 <ShadowLurker> and
18:00 <ShadowLurker> explain how thats funny
18:00 <couleurs> icp
18:00 <fawks> wow
18:00 <simba> ur seeing insane clown posse?
18:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
18:00 <simba> lmbo
18:00 <couleurs> that's why it's funny
18:00 <fawks> don't say it again you'll get banned :'(
18:00 <simba> do you consider yourself a juggalo
18:00 <Serenity> please say it again
18:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity me n my bro are
18:00 <fawks> lol sez :'(
18:00 <ShadowLurker> no i dont actually
18:00 <fawks> lol sez :'(
18:00 <couleurs> that's why it's funny
18:00 <ShadowLurker> no i dont actually
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i just like the music
18:00 <fawks> lol sez :'(
18:00 <couleurs> that's why it's funny
18:00 <ShadowLurker> no i dont actually
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i just like the music
19:00 <ShadowLurker> i just like the music
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> ur classic
19:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
19:00 <fawks> GLEN COCO
19:00 <British^Meat> crazy clown gang
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> ur classic
19:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
19:00 <fawks> GLEN COCO
19:00 <British^Meat> crazy clown gang
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> ur classic
19:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
19:00 <fawks> GLEN COCO
19:00 <British^Meat> crazy clown gang
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20:00 <ShadowLurker> you good now
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20:00 <ShadowLurker> you good now
21:00 <ShadowLurker> you good now
21:00 <Serenity> CAUSE ALLLLLLLLLLLLL OF MEEEE
21:00 <Serenity> LOVES ALLLLLLLLLL OF YOUUUUUU
21:00 <ness> i love that song 
21:00 <fawks> look m8
21:00 <Serenity> ME TOO NESS
21:00 <Serenity> wow -caps
21:00 <Serenity> CAUSE ALLLLLLLLLLLLL OF MEEEE
21:00 <Serenity> LOVES ALLLLLLLLLL OF YOUUUUUU
21:00 <ness> i love that song 
21:00 <fawks> look m8
21:00 <Serenity> ME TOO NESS
21:00 <Serenity> wow -caps
21:00 <Serenity> CAUSE ALLLLLLLLLLLLL OF MEEEE
21:00 <Serenity> LOVES ALLLLLLLLLL OF YOUUUUUU
21:00 <ness> i love that song 
21:00 <fawks> look m8
21:00 <Serenity> ME TOO NESS
21:00 <Serenity> wow -caps
23:00 <couleurs> Bye Glenn
25:00 <couleurs> Bye Fiona
26:00 <RadeoActiv> Bye couleurs
27:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Don't Tell Me What to Do
31:00 <simba> U Are My Fantasy
32:00 <beehhh> american is spying on oz
33:00 <beehhh> im having a beef forth quarter burger
33:00 <Kynetic> a beef forth?
33:00 <beehhh> with nz cheese
33:00 <Kynetic> just a forth?
33:00 <beehhh> A mate is willing to finance to perth but i told him i rather come to melb or tasmania
34:00 <beehhh> dont like perth never liked perth
34:00 <Kynetic> perth has good chips
34:00 <Kynetic> and cheap lobsters.
34:00 <beehhh> so he will send me the money on 2015
34:00 <Serenity> perth doesnt like you either you feral cunt
34:00 <beehhh> hi5
34:00 <Kynetic> Serenity will cook me lobster
34:00 <Kynetic> when i come to visit her.
34:00 <beehhh> im a shark who will not migrate to otherside
34:00 <Serenity> ive never actually cooked lobster before ~embarrassing!
34:00 <ShadowLurker> blue swimmer is her speciality
35:00 <Kynetic> Maurice will be there too.. she can help eat the lobster.
35:00 <Serenity> Maurice hates seafood
35:00 <Serenity> the fucking dirty heathen
35:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice prefers pussy
35:00 <beehhh> i'd be happy to be in tassie
35:00 <Kynetic> allergic or some shit
35:00 <beehhh> fingerscrossed
35:00 <Kynetic> some people ..
35:00 <beehhh> i should be in antacrtica
35:00 <Kynetic> beehhh you should be in a lot of places
35:00 <Kynetic> all at once.
35:00 <Maurice> Because seafood is RANK
35:00 <simba> sounds like a lovely gathering
36:00 <Kynetic> more lobster for me then Serenity
36:00 <Kynetic> ill have Maurice's
36:00 <beehhh> guess what i'm having right now
36:00 <ShadowLurker> cock
36:00 <Kynetic> jam donuts?
36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> lobster marry for life
36:00 <PeterSarsgaard> until someone eats them
36:00 <simba> beehhh: a "a beef forth quarter burger"?
36:00 <Kynetic> lobster are toof ucken tasty to get married
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/McD_Sweden_BigDouble_TV1.jpg
36:00 <Serenity> i love seafood
36:00 <Serenity> id live off it
37:00 <Kynetic> except for all the mercury
37:00 <Serenity> meh
37:00 <FredFlinstone> bi guys?
37:00 <Serenity> minor problems
37:00 <beehhh> i grilled it in danish butter
37:00 <Kynetic> :D
37:00 <Serenity> gotta die from something
37:00 <Serenity> may as well be heavy metal poisoning
37:00 <Kynetic> if madness is the fate that awaits the seafood lover
37:00 <Kynetic> i guess i shall be mad.
37:00 <beehhh> i like blue grenadiar n buramundi and red salmon
37:00 <Serenity> same
37:00 <Serenity> yummm
38:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh dont you eat fried crickets you backwards asshole
38:00 <Kynetic> we can sit and have tea parties together
38:00 <beehhh> ur yumm
38:00 <Kynetic> when we are fucking nuts
38:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
38:00 <Serenity> and out 100's of mates
38:00 <Serenity> im down for that
38:00 <ShadowLurker> can i be the rabbit
38:00 <Kynetic> the rabbit
38:00 <ShadowLurker> with the pocket watch
38:00 <Kynetic> never even existed
38:00 <robbie> hi doctor
38:00 <Serenity> you are a fucking rabbit roger
38:00 <Serenity> YOU ARE
38:00 <Serenity> there is no spoon
38:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity can be the hatter
38:00 <beehhh> seriously if i do come to perth i'd have to move out eventually
38:00 <ShadowLurker> she does it well
39:00 <Serenity> perth wouldnt allow you
39:00 <Kynetic> if you moved to perth beehhh
39:00 <Kynetic> perth would just up and move awayh from you
39:00 <Serenity> we dont eat crickets here m8
39:00 <beehhh> so i told my mate to support me for tassie
39:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOL
39:00 <Serenity> we dont fuck out 12 year old neices here either
39:00 <Serenity> ok
39:00 <Kynetic> suddenly perth would be up near fkn broome
39:00 <Kynetic> noone would notice mind you
39:00 <beehhh> lots of wine and sceneries
39:00 <Serenity> I WOULD
39:00 <Serenity> broomes too fucking hot
39:00 <Serenity> shit that
39:00 <Kynetic> cos perth is just that city thats over there <-----
39:00 <beehhh> and the sea view is free....
40:00 <Kynetic> jesus
40:00 <Kynetic> broome too hot for ya ay
40:00 <Kynetic> bit fkn precious arent ya :P
40:00 <beehhh> i'm afraid if i change my place i might not be able to finish it in perth
40:00 <Kynetic> just a bit of heat
40:00 <Kynetic> anyone'd think you were a pom.
41:00 <fawks> heat is disgusting 
41:00 <beehhh> better take another postgrad to vic or tas
41:00 <Serenity> fuck man least perth gets winter
41:00 <Serenity> broome doesnt get winter
41:00 <Serenity> that place is fucked
41:00 <Kynetic> does it snow?
41:00 <beehhh> back to teh circle
41:00 <Kynetic> australia could do with more snow.
41:00 <fawks> we added a secret ingredient 
41:00 <beehhh> perth is filled with wannabe asian and recent arrival bullier
41:00 <fawks> I'll give you a hint: it's semen
41:00 <fawks> animal semen.
42:00 <beehhh> costly too
42:00 <simba> good burger
42:00 <Serenity> least its not full of beehhh
42:00 <beehhh> only if u were there i'd
43:00 <Serenity> yeah
43:00 <Serenity> if only
43:00 <beehhh> to be honest i prefer dunedin but higly unlikely god is supportive my choice
44:00 <beehhh> today i watched captain phillip
44:00 <Serenity> werent you kicked out of australia?
44:00 <Serenity> why do you think youre coming back
44:00 <BlackDevil> based on a true story?
44:00 <beehhh> cos of you
44:00 <BlackDevil> justin bieber is still in australia
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> beehhh was it about boat people
44:00 <beehhh> yes hes in adealide
44:00 <Serenity> take him back BlackDevil
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what's justin doing
44:00 <BlackDevil> he's canadian
45:00 <BlackDevil> so no
45:00 <Serenity> oh is he
45:00 <Serenity> i didnt know that
45:00 <beehhh> we met in marquee bar in 1999
45:00 <beehhh> 98
46:00 <beehhh> my frist job was for redcross office was cross the road from mens gallery somewhere in june 96
46:00 <couleurs> k
47:00 <ShadowLurker> what a weird cunt
48:00 <couleurs> not weird, just delusional
49:00 <couleurs> :)
49:00 <Serenity> seems to be a theme
51:00 <fawks> IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH
51:00 <doctor> beehhh is beautiful
51:00 <couleurs> no, u r
51:00 <fawks> thanks 
51:00 <doctor> aww
52:00 <couleurs> Mmmmm. Kidney.
53:00 <retroalveolar> *sigh*
53:00 <doctor> It's not a very good one, a bit rancid. I've applied a lot of salt to smother the smell, so maybe you can put it in a pie
54:00 <couleurs> huehue
54:00 <retroalveolar> Oh man...
54:00 <georgeandwell> hi
54:00 <retroalveolar> I don't seem to have any energy these days.
54:00 <doctor> you don't need it
55:00 <couleurs> just let your fingers do the talking
55:00 <georgeandwell> i wanna see some nice pics pls
56:00 <georgeandwell> of classy lady
56:00 <doctor> let is brood inside you untill one day it can burst out in a manic fit of desperation, it may even create a new art form of the likes that no one has ever seen before
56:00 <couleurs> Exactly.
56:00 <BangSmash> im bick
57:00 <BangSmash> bick for thi ittick
57:00 <retroalveolar> Heh.
57:00 <doctor> then you'll probably collapse and die, but what other better way to go?
57:00 <BangSmash> fark ya marm? ey?
58:00 <BangSmash> who wants a smoke?
58:00 <BangSmash> did kelevra die?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
00:00 <BangSmash> good shit!
00:00 <ShadowLurker> no
00:00 <ShadowLurker> shes here under my desk
01:00 <BangSmash> dang you got the herpes then yo!
02:00 <ShadowLurker> whoa
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt say she was sucking my dick
02:00 <ShadowLurker> shes just under there
02:00 <BangSmash> bangsmash is here bro
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity sucks mine
02:00 <ShadowLurker> thats it
02:00 <BangSmash> dont speak to me cunt
02:00 <ShadowLurker> :O
02:00 <BangSmash> dont speak to me
02:00 <ShadowLurker> shhh
02:00 <BangSmash> fuck your mother
03:00 <ShadowLurker> sure thing
03:00 <BangSmash> ignore
03:00 <BangSmash> wanker
03:00 <ShadowLurker> slash n gash cut a hole in yo ass
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
03:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana
03:00 <BangSmash> whistle whistle 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> probs no
03:00 <BangSmash> the birdies
04:00 <ShadowLurker> cricket cricket
04:00 <retroalveolar> Hahah.
04:00 <BangSmash> there ya go cunt face
05:00 <ShadowLurker> (o{}o)
05:00 <retroalveolar> This test's working out very well in the cricket.
05:00 <BangSmash> serenity
06:00 <Mew> BangSmash InDaGash
06:00 <ShadowLurker> -gash +ass
06:00 <BangSmash> you made this place boring hunny bunny
07:00 <BangSmash> gash innit
07:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh Mew how dare you
07:00 <Mew> wot
07:00 <Mew> what did i do
07:00 <BangSmash> no its ok mewsy moo
08:00 <BangSmash> whatch you doin coon dawg?
09:00 <BangSmash> ey mew
09:00 <BangSmash> where the negros bro?
09:00 <retroalveolar> Hmmmmmmmm.
10:00 <Serenity> of ncourse i did
10:00 <BangSmash> see there she is
10:00 <Serenity> go have a cry into your fruot loops and find another channel champ
10:00 <BangSmash> the mumma
10:00 <Serenity> boo freaking who
10:00 <BangSmash> ahhhhh
10:00 <BangSmash> hows its going bro
11:00 <BangSmash> I have to go watch death vids
11:00 <Serenity> you do that
11:00 <BangSmash> I love you Serenity
11:00 <BangSmash> xxoo
11:00 <Serenity> youre only human
11:00 <BangSmash> darn straight negro
12:00 <BangSmash> nicko p told me lies about me
12:00 <BangSmash> son of bitch
13:00 <BangSmash> cry me a river lollllll
13:00 <Mew> some girl on my fb got her lips done
13:00 <Mew> they look pretty good
13:00 <BangSmash> oh yeah down thwe road I change the sation
13:00 <Mew> the facial lips 
13:00 <BangSmash> pretty mew
13:00 <Mew> i have another girl on my fb who has had the other lips done though
13:00 <BangSmash> where aids pirate?
14:00 <Mew> hes up at our neighbours place atm
14:00 <Mew> i think theyre cooking yabbies
14:00 <BangSmash> nah im in melb man
14:00 <BangSmash> no yabbies here
14:00 <Mew> oh
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew is a babe
14:00 <Mew> i thought yabbies were everywhere
15:00 <BangSmash> WiLd_TuRkeY says that about all girls
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im a yabbie in ur pants Mew
15:00 <BangSmash> because he is a sex addict
15:00 <doctor> yabbitguts
15:00 <Mew> hes an orrrrrrrrrrgasm addict
15:00 <BangSmash> hes a wanker
16:00 <doctor> BangSmash back on the grog?
16:00 <Mew> theres yabbies in melb you liar!
16:00 <BangSmash> I am he who dwells within
16:00 <BangSmash> none ive seen mew
16:00 <Mew> how often do you look for them
16:00 <BangSmash> go out in bass straight though
17:00 <BangSmash> get huge craY FISH
17:00 <georgeandwell> hi
17:00 <georgeandwell> ant
17:00 <BangSmash> geaorge sonny hows it been lad?
17:00 <georgeandwell> any
17:00 <georgeandwell> good
17:00 <retroalveolar> Hahah.
18:00 <BangSmash> I got a skippers ticket
18:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8‎
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix) (Oct 24, 2009) 3:13 - Category: Music - 29,321,319 views - 65,195 likes (96.6%), 2,276 dislikes (3.4%)
19:00 <BangSmash> none of you cunts ever worked in your lives
19:00 <Mew> ive been working since i was 16 with the occasion few weeks off and a year off for pregnancy
20:00 <couleurs> ilu Mew 
21:00 <Mew> ilu bbygrl4shzlmnzl
21:00 <Mew> ilu2*
21:00 <retroalveolar> Hahah.
22:00 <couleurs> thank u
23:00 <georgeandwell> anyone here go to clubx?
23:00 <Mew> sometimes i still say that to ben when he says i love you
23:00 <Mew> "awwww thanks..... :)........... JUST KIDDING LOVE YOU TOO HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE"
23:00 <BuLL> Hi neckbeards!
24:00 <faux> i just want you for my own more than you could e ver knooow make my wish come truuuue all i want for christmas is Meww
28:00 <FredFlinstone> bi guys?
29:00 <BuLL> Yabba dabba nope.. sorry
29:00 <Mew> ive brought these gifts for you, they're covered in cummmmm
29:00 <BuLL> 2
29:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD BuLL
29:00 <Mew> 3
30:00 <BuLL> OMG
30:00 <BuLL> wait what's 3 again? 
30:00 <Mew> aroused
30:00 <BuLL> Noice
30:00 <Mew> what the hell have you been upto
31:00 <BuLL> You know.. stuff.. normal stuff
31:00 <BuLL> How about you?
31:00 <Mew> yeah normal stuff also
31:00 <BuLL> Things too?
31:00 <BuLL> I've done some things
31:00 <Mew> a bit of things yes
32:00 <Mew> bad things?
32:00 <Mew> i took my mum to a nightclub last week
32:00 <Mew> thats sort of a bad thing
32:00 <BuLL> Some bad.. some good.. depends who you're asking
32:00 <BuLL> That's umm.. why did you do that?
33:00 <Mew> we went to a concert and it just felt right to go to a nightclub afterwards
33:00 <BuLL> Oh well that's fair i suppose
33:00 <BuLL> Who did you see?
33:00 <Mew> she loved it
33:00 <Mew> muse
33:00 <BuLL> Nice one!
34:00 <Mew> my legs still hurt from jumping around so much 
34:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1415074_10152037555482580_1037164726_o.jpg
35:00 <BuLL> lol 
35:00 <BuLL> So majestic
35:00 <couleurs> AFriKa
36:00 <BuLL> I've done a number on my back somehow
36:00 <BuLL> I'm in freaking agony
36:00 <British^Meat> not a number 2 i hope
37:00 <BuLL> Luckily not a number 2
37:00 <BuLL> I'd rather that than this actually
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone got a xbox 360 here
37:00 <Mew> do some stretches
37:00 <Mew> downward dog
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew will u be my gf
38:00 <BuLL> Tried all that. Hasn't helped
38:00 <Mew> try it naked
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew im still waiting for u bikini photos
38:00 <BuLL> I am naked.. (I'm in bed)
38:00 <Mew> i dont have bikini photos :(
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a guy needs wank material
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur hot Mew
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do a bikini shoot with a professinal comp
39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
39:00 <BuLL> You do realise you're on the internet right? 
39:00 <simba> the what?
39:00 <BuLL> It's called /r/gonewild
40:00 <BuLL> Internet. Think tubes. Now think midgets. Now think naked midgets. Now think tubes again. The internet.
41:00 <faux> The internet.
41:00 <BuLL> Oh and cats.. think cats somewhere in there
41:00 <faux> and cocks
42:00 <Adonis> cock
42:00 <BuLL> Do you think there's more boobs or cocks on the internet?
42:00 <BuLL> I vote boobs
42:00 <British^Meat> boob to cock ratio?
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew id be porn actres if i as u
42:00 <British^Meat> there would be mostly 2 boobs to every one cock
43:00 <BuLL> I'd say 4 to 1
43:00 <BuLL> I'm counting boobs as pairs
43:00 <BangSmash> mung bung??
44:00 <BuLL> Do you think there's more pictures of Changing Tatum or Kim Kardashian on the internet?
45:00 <BangSmash> [06:38] <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew im still waiting for u bikini photos
45:00 <BangSmash> disgusting foulness
45:00 <BuLL> Timestamp is a little off there
45:00 <BuLL> Unless you're not here
45:00 <BangSmash> disgustging foulness
46:00 <BangSmash>  [06:38] <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur hot Mew
46:00 <BangSmash> [06:39] <WiLd_TuRkeY> do a bikini shoot with a professinal com
47:00 <BangSmash> slimy wart hog
47:00 <BangSmash> 30 aught 6
47:00 <BangSmash> in the noggin
47:00 <BuLL> You're not trying to white knight are you?
48:00 <BangSmash> BuLL you arent trying to speak to me are you fag?
48:00 <British^Meat> ITS ON
48:00 <BuLL> You missed a comma before "fag"
48:00 <BangSmash> its OFF
48:00 <BuLL> Just sayin'
49:00 <BangSmash> fuck your mother bitch
49:00 <FredFlinstone> bi guys?
49:00 <British^Meat> c ya
49:00 <BuLL>  /waves
49:00 <BuLL> Uhh
49:00 <BangSmash> slimy wart hog
50:00 <BuLL> There we go
50:00 <BuLL> When he was a young warthog.. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHHHHOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGG
50:00 <BuLL> .. very nice
51:00 <BuLL> THANKS
51:00 <BangSmash> bull the slimy wart is ignored
52:00 <BangSmash> slimy wart hog
53:00 <georgeandwell> hi
55:00 <Adonis> so much activity tonight
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> would u like sex Mew
58:00 <Mew> i do like sex WiLd_TuRkeY
58:00 <Mew> but i already have a vendor
59:00 <georgeandwell> u guys use hookers?
59:00 <Mew> yup
59:00 <georgeandwell> cool me too
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