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54:00 <Transmatron> PandasDontDrive drink ya farmers union iced coffee yet mate?
55:00 <Transmatron> get sum meat poi tucka in yah
55:00 <Transmatron> fucken bogan cunt
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur shout
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> just dont piss into the iced coffee before i drink it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
56:00 <Mew> An adelaide man aged in his late 20s has taken the elevator to the top of the ETSA building and wheeled himself off the roof to his death. His neck became tangled in the christmas light display on the descend.
56:00 <Transmatron> whoa
56:00 <Transmatron> link
56:00 <Mew> thats you, dickhead lol
56:00 <Transmatron> lol
56:00 <Transmatron> pretty awesome way to kick the bucket
57:00 <Transmatron> but id rather be eaten by a dragon
57:00 <Transmatron> but since a dragon doesnt exist, a lion will do
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have to say, this has been the most enthrawling experience of my life. *guffaw*
57:00 <Transmatron> i believe that if we get eaten by something
57:00 <Transmatron> in our next life
58:00 <simba> this is the worst patch of irc since that time BlackDevil was active
58:00 <Transmatron> we will be reborn as the creature that has ate us
58:00 <simba> what do we do
58:00 <simba> 0,3Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
58:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
58:00 <Mew> its terrible lately
58:00 <Transmatron> therefore i will be a muthafuckin LION nigga
58:00 <Transmatron> :P
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen crash
58:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> pw
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow*
58:00 <Transmatron> simba
59:00 <Transmatron> i have a fanstasy
59:00 <Transmatron> of being eaten alive
59:00 <Transmatron> will you eat me?
59:00 <Transmatron> i will sign a letter absolving u of any crime
59:00 <simba> will u cum inside me? will u come defile me? 
59:00 <Transmatron> nah im not that gay
59:00 <Mew> the faint - erection
00:00 <Transmatron> i just to be eaten by another male
00:00 <Mew> rememba dat shiiiit
00:00 <simba> I Got Erection!
00:00 <Transmatron> omg
01:00 <Transmatron> wheres bastardly_one?
01:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRZ-jLOrFfk
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? (Official Video) - Art vs Science (Aug 18, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - 1,981,204 views - 9,995 likes (98.3%), 178 dislikes (1.7%)
01:00 <simba> uhh hes at my house
01:00 <simba> with his little dick stuffed into my sopping wet asshole
01:00 <Transmatron> the WWE title and World Heavyweight championship title is going to be unified (:O
01:00 <simba> he is thrusting so hard i am barely typing coherently but still i manage
01:00 <Transmatron> randy ortin vs john cena
01:00 <Transmatron> at TLC
01:00 <simba> because i care
02:00 <Transmatron> omg
02:00 <simba> 0,3Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
02:00 <Transmatron> i think john cena will win
03:00 <Transmatron> STUNNNER!!! STUNNER!!!! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!
04:00 <Transmatron> oh you didnt know?
04:00 <Transmatron> well yo ass better caaaallll somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!\
05:00 <Transmatron> and if your not down with that
05:00 <Transmatron> I got two words for yah!
05:00 <Transmatron> DUCK IT!!!
05:00 <Transmatron> SUCK IT!!!!!!!
05:00 <Transmatron> SUCK* IT!!!!!!!
06:00 <Mew> Looking forward to fringe time!!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> my neighbour has 14 more weeks rehearsal
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> today, tomorrow
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i gotta be quiet when he gets home so he can sleep
07:00 <Transmatron> FUCK YOUR NEIGHBOR
08:00 <Mew> whats his retardation?
08:00 <Transmatron> opps sorry forgot caps was still on lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> intellectual disability
08:00 <Transmatron> didnt mean to shout
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he doesnt have one
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's a uni student
08:00 <Mew> hahaha
08:00 <Transmatron> hehehe
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are no intellectually disabled people here Mew
08:00 <Mew> i met your neighbours
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> nigel is gone, that lady has been gone for a couple years
09:00 <Transmatron> where u live at PandasDontDrive?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur mums
09:00 <Mew> pauline was incredibly retarded and she told me you used to go over to give her massages
09:00 <Transmatron> come on
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer that was yrs ago mew
09:00 <Mew> which is weird cos she wouldve been 50+ easily
09:00 <Mew> maybe early 60s
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> er
09:00 <Transmatron> lol
09:00 <Transmatron> gettin the gilf pusst ay
09:00 <Transmatron> respect
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol im gonna take that as a joke
09:00 <Mew> the retarded gilf pussay
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> troller :P
09:00 <Transmatron> rofl
10:00 <Mew> retards dont lie about sexual encounters like that
10:00 <Transmatron> old ppl are disgusting man wtf
10:00 <Transmatron> id rather engage in beastiality
10:00 <Mew> she told all of us on multiple occasions about how nice you are for giving her massages lol
10:00 <Transmatron> than fuck a granny
10:00 <Mew> ugh i just gagged 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually nigel told me that he would go over there and, some weird shit
10:00 <Mew> oh are you putting the blame on nigel?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i never gave pauline a massage thats disgusting and criminal
10:00 <Mew> dont throw nigel under the bus
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> so please
10:00 <Transmatron> what sort of massages did u give her?
11:00 <Transmatron> foot massages?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was a very nice person with a kind heart
11:00 <Mew> hes already living in the mental disabled flats
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> he doesnt live here
11:00 <Transmatron> how did her cracked heels feel?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> he moved out
11:00 <Transmatron> was it hard?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is long gone
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum owns this property as her own now
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> no more housing intellectually disabled people.
11:00 <simba> doesnt beagle live in ur laundry?
12:00 <Mew> but you're still there
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno where he lives
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have an intellectual disability..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> n y move out, 10 mins from town, 25 about from grange beach
12:00 <simba> do u drink cum by the glassful?
12:00 <Mew> i know you think you're this cultured writerfag who is also a chef but the one thing we can all be sure of is that you definitely have an intellectual disability
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> give me some more conversation Mew
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> really
13:00 <Mew> nah i was jk
13:00 <simba> r_u_disabled_420
13:00 <katatonic_kate> I think we all possess an intellectual disability cos we be chattin' on ze internets
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate> @ 2am!
14:00 <simba> i think ur cramming a square in a round hole there kate
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol kate
14:00 <katatonic_kate> my excuse is duromine
14:00 <katatonic_kate> what the fuck is your excuse peeps
14:00 <katatonic_kate> ?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gay irl
14:00 <simba> i dont need an excuse 2 use my computer
14:00 <simba> the time doesnt matter 2 me
14:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah great - i won't ask you for cock pics pandas
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont have one
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> a cock
14:00 <katatonic_kate> like fuck if you're gay irl
14:00 <simba> did he offer 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a hen
15:00 <katatonic_kate> i'm a fag hag and gays collect more cock pics imaginable !
15:00 <katatonic_kate> trust me on that one! I thought I had a nice collection....
16:00 <Mew> thats true
16:00 <Mew> and they openly show you the galleries
16:00 <Mew> this is the guy i met the other night and bummed in the park
16:00 <Mew> this guy blew me at a truck stop
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow i really enjoyed the expendables 
16:00 <simba> does he split them into sub folders like cocks with style, hairy cocks, scarily big cocks
16:00 <Mew> this is him with a stick of butter up his asshole
16:00 <Mew> not western star obv
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> to game or movie on
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta dl 2
17:00 <simba> gotta do thing
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf the laptop hasnt shut down!
17:00 <simba> <guy> gota do thing
17:00 <katatonic_kate> lmfao @ mew
17:00 <Mew> howcome you dont just buy a new computer PandasDontDrive?
17:00 <katatonic_kate> much love for the gays
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> <guy> gota do thing gay ti beehhh
18:00 <Mew> that'd be what someone who had lots of money put away would do
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol i am
18:00 <simba> yea someone who can afford three PS4s should be able to get that cash quick smart
18:00 <simba> and stop typing about it!!!!!!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> binder couldnt come over today, felt sick, gf said, or he wouldve brought the pc with him
18:00 <Mew> NOBODY ASKED ABOUT BINDER
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> well that
19:00 <simba> imagine if someone made a file with everything youve said about why you havent got that pc yet, lmao itd honestly be big
19:00 <simba> i wish i kept it all
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's who has the pc im buying
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u asked Mew lol
19:00 <simba> do u see the humor in that
19:00 <Mew> do you actually type every single mundane thought that crosses your mind 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> you asked why i dont buy one
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> memory lapse?\
19:00 <simba> i have a feeling you mentioned some killer bug attack that prevented you from leaving your house for four or five days, i could be making that one up but im not sure
19:00 <simba> giant, killer bugs
19:00 <Mew> lmfao
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont understand, im asked a serious question, i give a serious answer..
20:00 <Transmatron> ugh
20:00 <Transmatron> i cant stand women with cracked heels and cankles
20:00 <Transmatron> worst combination ever
21:00 <Transmatron> i thought females are constantly insecure about their appearance
21:00 <Transmatron> should this make them try harder to look better?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, ya wouldnt like Mew too much
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
21:00 <Transmatron> this fatass women at the supermarket today
21:00 <Transmatron> stunk like cheese
21:00 <Transmatron> and had cracked heels and cankles
21:00 <Transmatron> clearly shes given up all hope
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt that a good thing dude cheese smells grate
21:00 <Transmatron> ffs
21:00 <Transmatron> not when the smell is coming from a human being
22:00 <simba> i like my women to smell as cheesy as possible
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> made of cheese
22:00 <Mew> ive actually never had cracked heels or cankles
22:00 <Mew> i dont think its that common
22:00 <Transmatron> thats good
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i was joking
22:00 <Transmatron> oh its common mew
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you have cracked heels and cankles?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> babe
22:00 <Transmatron> oh it is, as a foot fetishist, i pay alot of attention to womens feet in public
22:00 <Transmatron> belive me
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> vomit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> when ya that low to the ground
23:00 <Transmatron> sit down on the bench at rundle mall and look at the foots of women who walks by
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> spose it's too hard to raise ur head to stare at breasts
23:00 <Transmatron> alot are wearin thongs and sandals now
23:00 <Transmatron> cuz its summer
23:00 <Serenity> cracked heels is from wearing cheap thongs/sandles and not looking after yourself
23:00 <Serenity> ew.
23:00 <Transmatron> meh feet turns me on more than breasts
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> is this down in Salisbury?
24:00 <Transmatron> rundle mall
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowsers
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt see any last time i was in the mall..
24:00 <simba> granpa simpsen
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean that was like 3 weeks ago but ey
24:00 <Transmatron> well do u have a foot fetish?
24:00 <megamanga> to rustle jimmies is my calling
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i guess trends change
24:00 <simba> anybody here got a cool ass grandpa
24:00 <simba> any cool gramps
25:00 <Mew> to fight all evils within our nation
25:00 <simba> to Denouncethe evils of hair and phlegm
25:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1461478_673854409303629_1617547244_n.jpg
25:00 <Transmatron> best cure for cracked heels is plain good ol vaseline
25:00 <simba> and she has returned our lord and saviour Serenity and we bow with grace as she says her first words
25:00 <Transmatron> ugh kiwi
25:00 <Serenity> shut up simba
26:00 <Transmatron> im allergic as hell to that
26:00 <Serenity> i know quite a few people allergic to it
26:00 <simba> "simba" she whispers the third word on her mind
26:00 <Transmatron> the moment i eat it, the roof of my mouth gets swollen and itches like crazy
26:00 <Serenity> i dont know if im allergic but it makes my mouth itch
26:00 <Transmatron> i have to scrape it with a fork
26:00 <Mew> yuck
26:00 <Transmatron> yeh its terrible
26:00 <simba> thats the thoughts of my penis making ur mouth itch
27:00 <simba> its your saliva screaming in ecstacy
27:00 <Serenity> have you got herpes simba
27:00 <simba> no i promise
27:00 <megamanga> LOL
27:00 <Mew> <Transmatron> sit down on the bench at rundle mall and look at the foots of women who walks by
27:00 <megamanga> dat itch is fo lyf mang
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had a cool ass grandpa
27:00 <Mew> where do you put your wheelchair when you sit on the bench :S
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
27:00 <megamanga> have you ever slid your cock between a chicks big toe and second toe?
27:00 <Serenity> OH WOT
27:00 <Serenity> is Transmatron jkl
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <megamanga> is it as gross as it looks?
27:00 <Transmatron> at least im not perving on their private parts
27:00 <Serenity> how did i miss this
27:00 <megamanga> you should be looking at their tits and ass
27:00 <simba> idk how could you miss that
27:00 <megamanga> like real men do
27:00 <simba> i thought you knew 
27:00 <Transmatron> the foot is ok to see
28:00 <simba> can u please ban him PLEASE
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> breasts are NOT private parts
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> they are just
28:00 <Serenity> send me a picture of your balls with serenity written on them
28:00 <Serenity> and ill ban him
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobilicious
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
28:00 <simba> no i dont want to do thing
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <megamanga> ill do it when i get home serenity
29:00 <megamanga> except ill grab a photo off ur fb and teabag it
29:00 <simba> i dont wanna just be another jpg in your folder
29:00 <Serenity> hahaha i know you would
29:00 <simba> i am wallpaper material
29:00 <megamanga> will that do?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> King Kong
29:00 <Serenity> yeah ok permanent marker tho
29:00 <Transmatron> shows i need to catch up on: dracula, the originals, the walking dead
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> megamanga u gonna go see Godzilla?
29:00 <simba> what if i print out a picture of ur face and jam my dick thru the mouth hole Lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta say it looks fkn great
29:00 <megamanga> nah im more a fan of gamara
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u see the godzilla movie with all the different godzillas?
29:00 <megamanga> for those who dont know, gamara is like godzilla except hes a turtle
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was mega lolarious
29:00 <simba> what if i write MEGAMANGA around my asshole 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
30:00 <Transmatron> PandasDontDrive is that a sequel to the one with matthew broderick?
30:00 <Transmatron> i like that one
30:00 <Mew> would it be painful if you got a paper cut on your foreskin?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget what the american godzilla is called
30:00 <simba> yes
30:00 <simba> paper cuts are painful
30:00 <megamanga> http://www.everythingaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gamera1.jpg
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the new american one is a remake
30:00 <Transmatron> oh
30:00 <Serenity> look i just want dick and slash or ball pics
30:00 <megamanga> ever play godzilla on wii?
30:00 <Transmatron> cuz the last american one
30:00 <Transmatron> a baby godzilla hatched
30:00 <megamanga> it was horrid
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> because the original american one was shit and was not technically godzilla
30:00 <Transmatron> and then it finished
30:00 <Transmatron> implying a sequel
30:00 <Mew> Transmatron have you got feeling in your penis?
30:00 <Mew> could you test the paper cut pls
31:00 <Transmatron> PandasDontDrive: explain
31:00 <megamanga> gamera is clearly better
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> wikipedia it dude
31:00 <simba> anyone without foreskin is a barbaric dismembered mess
31:00 <megamanga> he fights a kamen
31:00 <Serenity> wait a minute jkl has no legs again? geesh i cant keep up
31:00 <megamanga> and a giant moth
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's all there
31:00 <Transmatron> how was it technically godzilla?
31:00 <megamanga> MOTHRA
31:00 <Transmatron> how was it technically not* godzilla?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the moth was in the one with all the giants
31:00 <megamanga> so am i teabagging your photo or what? im not textaing my balls tho
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf was that movie called ffs
31:00 <Serenity> i dont have a foreskin you fucking bastard
31:00 <Transmatron> gamera was that giant turtle that spun as it flies right?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> something with war in it i think
31:00 <megamanga> haha shes a cutfag
31:00 <Transmatron> i remember watchin that cunt on sbs
31:00 <Transmatron> pretty awesome
31:00 <Serenity> NO you are not teabagging my photo
31:00 <simba> king geedora
31:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <megamanga> lolll ok
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen the sth korean one
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> with the giant sea creature
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolarious dat is
32:00 <Maurice> (23:31:15) (Serenity): wait a minute jkl has no legs again? geesh i cant keep up
32:00 <Transmatron> ahhh
32:00 <Transmatron> PandasDontDrive
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oui
32:00 <Serenity> though im all wet and sticky in my new dp
32:00 <megamanga> yeah ive seen that one panda
32:00 <simba> hey Maurice, breathtaking goddess of irc
32:00 <Serenity> teabagging would be fitting
32:00 <Maurice> LOL you silly bint, it's obv his housemate..
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> kewl man
32:00 <Transmatron> did that water monster kidnapped a lil girl?
32:00 <megamanga> and they build a ship to fight it
32:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, simba
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i saw it drunk
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just remember i thought it was funny
33:00 <simba> Maurice is sexy, nevermind what ChanOP says
33:00 <megamanga> i gotta download all of gamera
33:00 <megamanga> and lone wolf n cub
33:00 <Transmatron> lone wolf n cub
33:00 <Maurice> ChanOP can eat me..
33:00 <Transmatron> thats m
33:00 <Transmatron> me
33:00 <ChanOP> ChanOP says shut the fuck up simba 
33:00 <megamanga> simba, please do write megamanga around your asshole though
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got King Kong on now huhu
33:00 <megamanga> make sure you take pride in the penmanship though
33:00 <Transmatron> which one?
33:00 <simba> stfu ChanOP
33:00 <Transmatron> the peter jackson king kong?
33:00 <Transmatron> that was rubbish
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> peter jacksons
34:00 <Transmatron> fuckl that
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i disagree
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> but each to their own
34:00 <Transmatron> how so?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the V-Rexs
34:00 <Maurice> So hot
34:00 <Transmatron> too much cgi
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> so cool
34:00 <megamanga> i respect your opinion but fuck you im spiderman
34:00 <Transmatron> shit acting
34:00 <simba> yep king kong sucks
34:00 <Transmatron> its like prequel star wars
34:00 <simba> shittest movie to come out the past 500 years
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what was worse than King Kong
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Dark Knight
34:00 <simba> i once killed a guy because he said king kong was alrgith
34:00 <Transmatron> yeah
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> piece of homo erotic crap
34:00 <Serenity> i thought you liked that movie
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i almost fapped to death
35:00 <Transmatron> i was dissaponted with the dark night
35:00 <Serenity> OHHHH you were keen on ledger WERENT YOU
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i thouoght the joker was a chick
35:00 <Transmatron> when that girl turned out to be the main villain
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL ye sezz he was hawt
35:00 <Transmatron> and bane was just a henchman
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> n scary sexy
35:00 <Transmatron> fuck that
35:00 <Serenity> loll
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bane was an instrument
35:00 <Transmatron> u know whats super worst?
35:00 <Transmatron> ironman 4
35:00 <Transmatron> ironman 3*
35:00 <simba> what about u using ur keyboard
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to see that
35:00 <simba> that one sux ass
36:00 <Transmatron> what they did with themandarin
36:00 <Transmatron> omg
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha oi simba
36:00 <Transmatron> i cold have killed someone
36:00 <Transmatron> i was so pissed
36:00 <Serenity> you guys are fucking boring
36:00 <Transmatron> off
36:00 <Serenity> im going to bed
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> friend was over and at around 2am he goes I HAVE TO WATCH THE LION KING OK JOSH I JUST HAVE TO
36:00 <simba> ban jkl you dickhead
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he cried during it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf
36:00 <Transmatron> the lion is alright
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> it rules
36:00 <Transmatron> good nostalgia
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> only disney movie i have on bluray
36:00 <Transmatron> ive got lion king and alladin
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> loved aladdin
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want moar
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have 96 blurays
37:00 <Transmatron> damn
37:00 <simba> 96 quite bitter blurays
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to count them n price them for redoing insurance
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <megamanga> i forgot to bring the parmesan to work for my pasta
37:00 <megamanga> i am sad
37:00 <simba> You muppet.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> redo insurance and claim on headset and not pay excess BAM i win
38:00 <Transmatron> blue ray is over rated imo
38:00 <simba> fawks welcome back to "del boca irc"
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u need a new bluray player
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a ps4 or xbox n u wont say that
38:00 <Transmatron> i watch all my movies on a projector
38:00 <simba> project your quit message into this channel asshole
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gamed using a projector once
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucked ass
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a dude sucking ass
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> an asses cock
39:00 <Transmatron> simba ur like that lil kid jumping up and down for attention atm
39:00 <Transmatron> adhd
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> whos atm
39:00 <Transmatron> get smacked the fuck out
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> atn's cousin?
39:00 <simba> no im like that guy typing into irc telling u to leave
39:00 <Transmatron> atm = at the moment
39:00 <Transmatron> no simba, just no.
39:00 <megamanga> dicks
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah ur more like that guy making me lol atm
40:00 <Transmatron> omg
40:00 <simba> terrible analogy jkl, commit suicide, useless guy
40:00 <simba> cheers
40:00 <Transmatron> star wars ep 7
40:00 <Transmatron> is coming out
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> AN ABORIGINAL WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A FROG ON HIS HEAD
40:00 <Transmatron> im nervous about it
40:00 <Transmatron> cuz disney is makin it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE BARTENDER SAYS "IM SORRY BUT WE DONT SERVE YOUR KIND HERE."
40:00 <Transmatron> but they done a good job with avengers
40:00 <simba> you should quit irc and see if it comes out in that time
40:00 <simba> ok cya 
40:00 <megamanga> i wouldnt serve abos either
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE FROG REPLIED "THATS OKAY, THIS IS JUST SOME SHIT I WALKED IN ON MY WAY IN HERE!"
41:00 <Transmatron> i wonder if the new star wars is gona include all the expanded universe stuff
41:00 <Transmatron> like yuuxhan vong n shit
41:00 <simba> do you also wonder if youll ever cop a better blowie then the night before your dad passed away
41:00 <simba> thats when he gave it his all wasnt it
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> the new star wars yeah let's stand in line for that
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> might go jerk off over wwe
41:00 <simba> didnt you dad blow with real passion and hunger that night jkl
41:00 <Transmatron> it cant be as bad as the prequels
41:00 <megamanga> LOL
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked prequel 3
42:00 <Transmatron> simba u are trying wayy to hard to troll me right now lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> it had emotion
42:00 <Transmatron> revenge of the sith?
42:00 <Transmatron> errrm
42:00 <simba> not as hard as ur dad when he gave his son one last hurrah
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not a star wars fan but i liked that film
42:00 <Transmatron> hayden christenson scowling and frowning for the whole movie
42:00 <Transmatron> isnt emotion.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a chub for nat portman
42:00 <Transmatron> #can't-act
43:00 <simba> is ur dad blowing u one last time before he knew he would die true emotion
43:00 <simba> i think that is a wonderful story
43:00 <The_Baron> this aint trolling, it's just ur average convo on austnet
43:00 <Transmatron> nat portman was underused in star wars
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked that movie where you were like wow i diss these actors and ive never taken an acting lesson in my life
43:00 <Transmatron> so was samuel l jackson
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you mean
43:00 <Transmatron> errrm
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Samuel MOTHERFUCKIN' Jackson
44:00 <Transmatron> got A18 for my yr 12 drama class.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool!
44:00 <Transmatron> never taken an actinf lesson in my life.
44:00 <Transmatron> sure.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive only had two acting lessons, been a stage hand though
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fun times not
44:00 <Transmatron> but yeah
45:00 <Transmatron> i hate stage acting
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> was in a school play though
45:00 <Transmatron> same
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh the critics raved!
45:00 <Transmatron> we did macbeth
45:00 <simba> jkl said he dropped out before year 12 terrible inconsistent troll please commit suicide ASAP please 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you read the Times then
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <simba> please
45:00 <The_Baron> I was a wild thing from where the wild things are in my year 3 play
45:00 <Transmatron> and romeo and juliet lol
45:00 <The_Baron> good times
45:00 <Transmatron> clishe
45:00 <The_Baron> not really worth sharing
45:00 <Transmatron> clishay
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love wild things are
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the film
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 theatre
46:00 <The_Baron> O.G Kush, you my only friend now
46:00 <Transmatron> its overtated imo
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> theatre?
46:00 <Transmatron> overated
46:00 <Transmatron> yeap
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> asiodnoas!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can you say that
46:00 <The_Baron> if u ever saw the stage production of Caligula...
46:00 <Transmatron> english mofo do u speak it?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> or Lantana
47:00 <Transmatron> stage production of caligula?
47:00 <The_Baron> man the orgy scene...goat comes out, 90% of the audience leave
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Pillow Man
47:00 <The_Baron> best shit I ever saw
47:00 <Transmatron> was that just like, one massive orgy?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Martin McDonough play
47:00 <The_Baron> pretty much
47:00 <The_Baron> some arty friends of a friend kind of deal did the production
47:00 <Transmatron> i love the ancient romans 
47:00 <Transmatron> they knew how to live man
47:00 <Transmatron> indugle
47:00 <Transmatron> enjoy life and its pleasures
48:00 <megamanga> fuck boys in bath houses
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> theatre company my mother was the stage manager for put pillow man on and the lead won an award dude
48:00 <megamanga> just the way you like it?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can you not like theatre?
48:00 <shadsam> who wants to buy me iphone
48:00 <The_Baron> though what I wish I saw was Avenue Q
48:00 <shadsam> gumtree
48:00 <Transmatron> what iphone is it?
48:00 <shadsam> f word
48:00 <shadsam> brb
48:00 <shadsam> 3
48:00 <Transmatron> bet its like the iphone 2
48:00 <Transmatron> 2008 called
48:00 <shadsam> wrong fuckwit
48:00 <Transmatron> theyw ant theirt phone back
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> im lolling with shadz
49:00 <Transmatron> no u werent
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> not your poofterchook ass
49:00 <shadsam> ha
49:00 <Transmatron> nah
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> u done poofterchooked hard
49:00 <Transmatron> u laughed at my 2008 called joke
49:00 <shadsam> i haveta put that cunt on ignore every night
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> dissing theatre is a cardinal sin
49:00 <shadsam> gotta work cyas
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> cya mang
49:00 <Transmatron> theatre is for actors too ugly and shit to make it onto tv and movies
49:00 <Transmatron> im sorry
49:00 <Transmatron> but thats the truth
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> really?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> So Pacino 
50:00 <Transmatron> uh, yah.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hopkins
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could go on and on and on
50:00 <Transmatron> they're movie stats.
50:00 <Transmatron> stars.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't read much do you
50:00 <The_Baron> who do stage as well
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> im goin for a cig
50:00 <The_Baron> started on stage in fact
50:00 <Transmatron> yeah but they are the expection who were good enough to make it to movies
51:00 <Transmatron> those 'actors' who are stuck with theatre for their whole career
51:00 <Transmatron> are the shit ones im talking about
51:00 <The_Baron> exception*
51:00 <The_Baron> I think it all has its place
51:00 <Transmatron> u think u are smart PandasDontDrive?
52:00 <Transmatron> yet u smoke, knowing that it its unhealthy for you
52:00 <Transmatron> explain the wisdom in that
52:00 <The_Baron> so anyone who smokes ciggies is not smart?
52:00 <The_Baron> hhmmm
53:00 <Transmatron> do u smoke cigges?
53:00 <The_Baron> yep
53:00 <megamanga> i'd stand by that statement The_Baron 
53:00 <Transmatron> den u are dum as well
53:00 <Transmatron> im sory
53:00 <megamanga> if you smoke then theres less beer money
53:00 <The_Baron> or I have different priorities
53:00 <Transmatron> and if u smoke weed, that fuks up ur brane cells
54:00 <The_Baron> Transmatron, do ur research
54:00 <simba> any Gay, Retarded Faggots wanna get Blown and Fucked Retardedly Hard by a Retarded Faggot Fuck?
54:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't effect braincells
54:00 <Transmatron> yeah it does
54:00 <The_Baron> it effects the hypocampus and hyperthalamus
54:00 <Transmatron> the whole 'high' phase
54:00 <The_Baron> no it doesn't
54:00 <The_Baron> seriously, do ur research
54:00 <megamanga> i do my research
54:00 <The_Baron> or don't say ignorant shit like that
54:00 <Transmatron> is actually ur brane cells gettin destyeoed
54:00 <megamanga> research shows god hates fags
54:00 <Transmatron> destryoed
54:00 <The_Baron> no it isn't
54:00 <Transmatron> destroyed*
55:00 <megamanga> brane
55:00 <The_Baron> brain*
55:00 <Transmatron> u know what i meant
55:00 <megamanga> branedamage
56:00 <The_Baron> cannabis effects the cannabinoid receptors which are located in the pre-frontal cortex but not in the limbic system
56:00 <megamanga> yeah it destroys the jail cells
56:00 <Transmatron> lol The_Baron u a doctor or someshit?
56:00 <The_Baron> hence why u can't overdose on it, because the limbic system controls ur pullminory and respitory system
56:00 <megamanga> you can lol
57:00 <megamanga> inject pure nicotine
57:00 <The_Baron> no, I just actually bothered to read up on it
57:00 <simba> yea if u smoke weed u become a criminal and go 2 jail where ur cells are destroyed by smokming weed
57:00 <Transmatron> no idea of what u just said
57:00 <simba> dont smoke weed u idiots leave it to us professionals
57:00 <simba> we can stay out of jail
57:00 <Transmatron> but it sounds like its from greys anatomy
57:00 <megamanga> oh cannabis, i thought we were still talking about smokes
57:00 <Transmatron> if u watch that show, ur a faggot
57:00 <The_Baron> nah was pointing out that cannabis does not kill braincells
57:00 <simba> cannabinoid is actaully the planet we come from
57:00 <simba> the people who know the power of cannabis
58:00 <The_Baron> it does however slow down the neurotransmitter response
58:00 <Transmatron> if u use cannabis, u will become a canniball 
58:00 <Transmatron> cause they rime
58:00 <The_Baron> didn't know I was a packet of doritos
58:00 <Transmatron> well they sound the same
58:00 <The_Baron> actually good sir, that is no rhyme, that is literation
58:00 <The_Baron> sheesh
58:00 <simba> rhyme*
58:00 <The_Baron> and he calls me dumb
58:00 <Transmatron> simba smokes cumnibis
59:00 <simba> The_Baron is on a whole other level
59:00 <simba> jkl is just your small time troll
59:00 <The_Baron> *alliteration
59:00 <The_Baron> see I had to correct myself there
59:00 <The_Baron> I aint a troll, just another sad wanker on austnet
59:00 <Transmatron> i may not know how to spell rightly
00:00 <Transmatron> and dis may make me seem unsmart
00:00 <The_Baron> correctly*
00:00 <The_Baron> grammar BITCH
00:00 <Transmatron> but ive got a different kinda smart
00:00 <Transmatron> street smarts
00:00 <The_Baron> the kinda smart that allows you to count your change correctly after you buy a drink?
00:00 <simba> u aint got no street smarts either
00:00 <Transmatron> in life u gotta know how to handle yourself and other ppl and make money n shit
01:00 <megamanga> only 3 hours to go till i can go spend money on the car, life is good
01:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/kick-you-in-the-ear-pussy
02:00 <Transmatron> wtf
02:00 <Transmatron> president putin 
02:00 <Transmatron> is like a tae kwon do and knife fitghing expert n shit
02:00 <Transmatron> wth for?
03:00 <Transmatron> its not like hes ever gona be needing to use it
03:00 <Transmatron> all his secret service goons will fight his battles for him
03:00 <The_Baron> who knows, he might be in a Harrison Ford Airforce One situation
03:00 <Transmatron> ah true
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Transmatron> u think u are smart PandasDontDrive?
04:00 <Transmatron> wtf
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> what does that have to do with smoking?
04:00 <Transmatron> 10 mins called
04:00 <Transmatron> they want their convo back
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah it's called having a cig, making tea, taking a piss
04:00 <Transmatron> lol tea?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a new line dude
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yepper
04:00 <megamanga> i had the worst piss dilemma earlier
04:00 <megamanga> a big spider was climbing up my leg
05:00 <Transmatron> sif u drink tea
05:00 <Transmatron> posh poof
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> every day
05:00 <megamanga> do i piss on my leg and swipe the spider or do i piss n ignore the spider?
05:00 <Transmatron> only drink u drink is VB mate
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's from T2 in town
05:00 <Transmatron> and farmers union iced coffee
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> something geisha
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> u put it in the tea pot over night
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> so good
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have this cool china teapot
06:00 <Transmatron> is that like some kina gormay japanense tea?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u know what china is?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> why it's called china
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> gormay sure
06:00 <Transmatron> china is ppl with yellow skin and buck teeth who knows kung fu
06:00 <The_Baron> gourmet*
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> while we're at it I think I'll go have some gormay dictionary for supper
07:00 <simba> gormay
07:00 <The_Baron> okay I gotta stop being a human spell checker
07:00 <Transmatron> i drink tea sometimes
07:00 <Transmatron> only lipton though
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mi Gormay
07:00 <Transmatron> and iced tea peach and mango flavor
07:00 <Transmatron> mmmm
07:00 <simba> gormay needed to be corrected that shit is insane
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> The_Baron spell the letter W
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love spelling letters lol
07:00 <Transmatron> ooooooh
07:00 <Transmatron> bubble tea
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dubberyew
07:00 <Transmatron> in rundle mall
07:00 <Transmatron> now that shit is nice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> that asian shit
08:00 <Transmatron> all them crazy ass flavors
08:00 <Transmatron> lychee n shit
08:00 <Transmatron> exotic 
08:00 <The_Baron> okay I will..
08:00 <The_Baron> Dubya
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha nice
09:00 <Transmatron> i hate boost juice
09:00 <Transmatron> over rated
09:00 <Transmatron> too many try hards want to be seen drinking it 
09:00 <Transmatron> walk around with it in the city
09:00 <Transmatron> but i bet ther cup is like already empty
09:00 <Transmatron> but they just wanna look hip
10:00 <Transmatron> 'ooooh look at me im drinking boost juice in like trendy n healthy n shit im so hot'
10:00 <The_Baron> the chicks that work at boost juice look like they could do with a feed
10:00 <The_Baron> such skinny bitches
10:00 <megamanga> ill give them a feed
10:00 <megamanga> AHURRRRR
10:00 <Transmatron> i dont like skinny chicks
10:00 <The_Baron> I never been to a boost juice where the chicks weren't maximum size 8
10:00 <Transmatron> but i still prefer them over fat though
11:00 <The_Baron> I got a rule with fatties
11:00 <The_Baron> if the tits go past the belly, it's all good
11:00 <Transmatron> yeah they dont employ fat ppl
12:00 <Transmatron> as an emplyer
12:00 <Transmatron> would u employ a fat person?
12:00 <Transmatron> i would
12:00 <The_Baron> depends what the position was
12:00 <Transmatron> but i can see how employers would be concered about their work ethic and ability n shit
12:00 <megamanga> hey im a fat person and id employ fat people
13:00 <Transmatron> cuz fat tradionally is veiwed as lazy
13:00 <megamanga> funnily enough i work the most out of anyone here
13:00 <megamanga> how do you do your shows up
13:00 <megamanga> just a thought
13:00 <Transmatron> huh?
13:00 <megamanga> shoes
13:00 <megamanga> fucked it up
14:00 <Transmatron> what do u mean? 
14:00 <Transmatron> like how do i tie my shoelaces?
14:00 <The_Baron> I never do well at interviews
14:00 <megamanga> yes
14:00 <Transmatron> i dont need too
14:00 <Transmatron> i only wear slip ons
14:00 <The_Baron> only times I get a job/work is through friends or recomendations and shit
14:00 <megamanga> i got this job without an interview
15:00 <megamanga> the interview comprised of "can you work tonight?"
15:00 <The_Baron> nice
15:00 <The_Baron> what kinda work is it?
15:00 <megamanga> security
15:00 <megamanga> hence me being on irc lol
16:00 <The_Baron> aahh
16:00 <The_Baron> so u got a security license
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah makes sense
16:00 <Transmatron> holy shit
16:00 <Transmatron> i drank milk earlier
16:00 <The_Baron> though the jobs market at the moment is a lot more competative
16:00 <Transmatron> and now im farting like crazy
16:00 <Transmatron> wtf
16:00 <The_Baron> there are like 200 ppl applying for shitty kitchen hand jobs and shit like that
16:00 <megamanga> it's not very competitive in security
17:00 <megamanga> if you're not a fuckwit you'll get the job
17:00 <The_Baron> I can't get a security license anyway
17:00 <megamanga> 28 an hour to watch daria, dont mind if i do
18:00 <simba> daria is kool
18:00 <The_Baron> the last movie was kinda sad...not lame sad, sad sad
18:00 <The_Baron> very poignant stuff
18:00 <megamanga> there was a movie?
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah
18:00 <simba> daria movie wtf
19:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty much the final as a movie length
19:00 <The_Baron> she graduates from highschool and shit
19:00 <The_Baron> there's technically two of them
19:00 <The_Baron> there was a summer holiday one
19:00 <The_Baron> and the graduation
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> daria?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want a Desperadoes movie ehehe
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> directed by Andrew Dominick
19:00 <Transmatron> ah daria, wasnt that on abc 5:30pm weekdays back at like 1999?
20:00 <The_Baron> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285627/
20:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Daria in 'Is It College Yet?' (TV Movie 2002) - 7.9/10 of 1,472 votes - Stars: Geoffrey Arend, Rand Bridges, Janie Mertz - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
20:00 <The_Baron> 1999 till 2004 or so
20:00 <The_Baron> and WTF
20:00 <The_Baron> just googled this must be bullshit
20:00 <The_Baron> there's a daria live action movie!!
21:00 <The_Baron> naaah
21:00 <The_Baron> aah nah it aint
21:00 <Transmatron> whod play daria
21:00 <Transmatron> dakota fanning
21:00 <Transmatron> i reckon
22:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQXugKu8L4
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daria Movie Trailer (with Aubrey Plaza) (Aug 1, 2013) 2:28 - Category: Comedy - 1,924,022 views - 19,182 likes (90.7%), 1,965 dislikes (9.3%)
22:00 <The_Baron> actually this fake trailer has the perfect casting
22:00 <The_Baron> Aubrey Plaza is perfect
22:00 <The_Baron> and I also find her hot as fuck
22:00 <The_Baron> (she was in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World)
23:00 <aliasd> Which baron?
23:00 <Transmatron> megan fox is hotter
23:00 <The_Baron> not a megan fox fan, she has hammer toes and is too damn skinny
23:00 <simba> Aubrey Plaza plays that hell annoying person on parks and recs
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah she does
24:00 <megamanga> what should be watched next week at work
24:00 <megamanga> im thinking old kung fu
24:00 <The_Baron> One Armed Boxer
24:00 <The_Baron> that's a classic
24:00 <megamanga> fuck yeah i got that
25:00 <megamanga> and the 18 weapons of ummm fuck...
25:00 <The_Baron> or Young Master (Jackie Chan classic with one of the best one on one end fight scenes in a old skool golden harvest films production)
25:00 <megamanga> i have the jackie chan collection
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> thingie cop 3 
26:00 <megamanga> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legendary_Weapons_of_China
26:00 <megamanga> shaw brothers movies it is
26:00 <The_Baron> how about Steven Chows Forbidden City Cop?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> jackie chan is awesome as XD
26:00 <The_Baron> that is fucking gold
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love donnie yen tho
26:00 <megamanga> iull get that too
26:00 <Transmatron> donnie yen is fucken badass
26:00 <Transmatron> that movie with sammo hung
27:00 <megamanga> yer with the epic fight scene
27:00 <The_Baron> I like Sammo Hung
27:00 <Transmatron> he gets thrown out the window at the end i was like WHAAHAAAA
27:00 <The_Baron> it's always more impressive watching someone that fat pull those kinda moves
27:00 <megamanga> and kills his mrs n baby
27:00 <megamanga> aha
27:00 <Transmatron> and then sammo realises that in throwing donnie out, he killed his own wife and baby
27:00 <Transmatron> omg
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> SPL SPL!
27:00 <megamanga> ^
27:00 <Transmatron> lol yeah thats the one
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
28:00 <Transmatron> gave me goosebumps man
28:00 <Transmatron> the good kind
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> A BITTERSWEET LIFE
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> best sth korean revenge film ever!
28:00 <The_Baron> huh
29:00 <Transmatron> i havent seen any korean movies
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> man heaps to see
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> first off
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> download 3xtremes
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 short films, one sth korean, one japanese, one hong kong
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
30:00 <Transmatron> ohh wait i have, ive seen this one on sbs recently, its about a chick who got plastic surgery to get back with her bf
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> download Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, Old Boy and Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
30:00 <Transmatron> and then he gets one
30:00 <Transmatron> to torment her
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <Transmatron> it was interesting and disturbing at the same time
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a movie about a guy with a sex doll that becomes real
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
30:00 <Transmatron> lol 
31:00 <The_Baron> I gotta get me some Young And Dangerous movies 
31:00 <The_Baron> used to love em
31:00 <Transmatron> ah
31:00 <Transmatron> those gangster movies right?
32:00 <Transmatron> i had some asian mates in highschool
32:00 <The_Baron> yeah
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> tale of two sisters is good
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the american remake is great
32:00 <Transmatron> they were obessed with it
32:00 <megamanga> go watch 20th century boys
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> uninvited i think it is
32:00 <megamanga> its fucked
32:00 <Transmatron> hrm another american remake
32:00 <The_Baron> yeah I got into a lot of this shit through asian mates
32:00 <Transmatron> is the daparted
32:00 <Transmatron> infenal affairs
32:00 <Transmatron> good stuff
32:00 <The_Baron> used to spend school holidays watching hundreds of hong kong action movies
32:00 <megamanga> aha the goalpost fell on that cunt in daria
33:00 <Transmatron> lol yeah the baron
33:00 <Transmatron> i got into it bakc in highschool
33:00 <Transmatron> it was also on sbs quite often
33:00 <The_Baron> aah that's the episode with that old high school football star
33:00 <The_Baron> and he dies and shit aye
33:00 <megamanga> yeah
33:00 <Transmatron> this was durinf the early the 2000s
33:00 <The_Baron> after being a cunt to everyone
33:00 <megamanga> fucken dumbcunt runs into the safety goalpost
34:00 <megamanga> falls on him
34:00 <The_Baron> fuck it's been ages since I watched any decent cult shit really
34:00 <Transmatron> id go to chinatown imagine myself being in the movie
34:00 <Transmatron> its feels like it lol
35:00 <megamanga> watch shaw bros and win at life
35:00 <Transmatron> but must have looked stupid a white guy being there haha
35:00 <The_Baron> though I know this will be ultra unhip, but my fave production is still steven chows Kung Fu Hustle
35:00 <Transmatron> 38th chamber of shaolin
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah it was hyped, but fuck, so imaginative, and the over the top cartoonish violence was done to perfection
36:00 <The_Baron> that's a classic
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> the departed
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> is based on infernal affairs 1 and 2
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive yet to see 3
36:00 <Transmatron> being a fan of dragonball z, i really liked kung fu hustle
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> u love the battle episodes
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i*
36:00 <Transmatron> the battles are what live action dbz movie should be like
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta get some manga novels off ashlee
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has this collection this vampyre one i was reading
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> so good
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta get her to bring it round nxt time
37:00 <Transmatron> i like vampire anime
37:00 <megamanga> time to go do some multi track drifting
37:00 <megamanga> i mean unlocking 150 doors
37:00 <Transmatron> vampire hunter d, trinity blood
37:00 <megamanga> ...
37:00 <The_Baron> dragonball Z...end of one episode = ARRRRGGGHHH POWERING UP TO 150, 0000 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... next episode.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
37:00 <simba> sonia 'ashlee' blade
37:00 <megamanga> hunter x hunter
37:00 <megamanga> soul eater
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> vampire knight?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
38:00 <Transmatron> havent seen them yet
38:00 <Transmatron> theres like a highschool one to isnt there
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> POM POKO my fav anime of all time
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
38:00 <The_Baron> vampire knight I can't get into
38:00 <Transmatron> get into trinity blood
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> tru
38:00 <megamanga> go watch berzerk
38:00 <Transmatron> that is awesome
38:00 <megamanga> best anime 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> berzerk
38:00 <The_Baron> though anime shits me these days
38:00 <megamanga> every ep some cunt gets his head cut off
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill have to add to dl list
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
38:00 <Transmatron> i got into a few eps of bezerk
38:00 <Transmatron> then it got boring
38:00 <The_Baron> Fist Of The North Star is good for that 
38:00 <megamanga> nah it picks up
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just cant stand ninja scroll nemore
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> was on sbs
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> switched chans
39:00 <Transmatron> have u seen the series?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate all ninja scrolls
39:00 <Transmatron> its actually good
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah series wasn't all that 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> love DA HIP HOP NINJAS!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
39:00 <The_Baron> at least it wasn't Evangelion
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> samauri champloo rulez
39:00 <The_Baron> 3 tries and they still fucked it up
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> shamploo?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh
39:00 <Transmatron> samurai champloo had a hip hop vibe to it
39:00 <Transmatron> yeah
39:00 <Transmatron> hrm basilisk is my fav ninja anime of all time
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer rza did the music
39:00 <Transmatron> fucken epic
40:00 <The_Baron> I will always have a soft spot for Legend Of The Overfiend
40:00 <Transmatron> thats fucked up 
40:00 <Transmatron> but awesome
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cant find a fucking game
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay cunts
40:00 <The_Baron> just the final scene with tokyo being destroyed by giant alien monster penis'
40:00 <Transmatron> lol
40:00 <Transmatron> hentai at its best
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay 4 ppl
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew hentai
41:00 <The_Baron> most hentai has no story, just a whole bunch of demon rape
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> not my thing
41:00 <The_Baron> but legend of the overfiend, well it had a story, whatever the fuck it was about
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <Transmatron> i got one old casette of urotsudojii the series
41:00 <Transmatron> it had one ep on it
41:00 <Transmatron> it was weird
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah short play VHS
41:00 <Transmatron> cant find any info about it
42:00 <Transmatron> ont the net
42:00 <The_Baron> very common back in the day in japland
42:00 <The_Baron> they sold em like comic books in a way
42:00 <Transmatron> i got it at cunnunghams warehouse
42:00 <Transmatron> for like $2
42:00 <The_Baron> so u'd by an episode each week
42:00 <Transmatron> thats clever strategy
43:00 <The_Baron> also with short play the overall image and sound quality was better too
44:00 <The_Baron> wow, talk about dredging trivial shit I never thought I'd repeat
45:00 <Transmatron> on youtbe
45:00 <Transmatron> thers been alot of old school anime uploaded lately
46:00 <Transmatron> good stuff
46:00 <Transmatron> i like classic 80's and 90s stuff
46:00 <The_Baron> there's too much entertainment in the world
47:00 <The_Baron> and only one lifetime to watch it
47:00 <The_Baron> sigh
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> bahahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> got the maddest two quickscopes
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> got my mate n he watched the replay NO WAY U GOT THAT
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno whats cool
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> This Is England '90
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo cant wait
06:00 <BlackDevil> true blood comes out June 16th
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=229222107250820
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
08:00 <BlackDevil> thats a nice peen PandasDontDrive
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> zawmbees
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> now to watch king kong
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> king kong is very bad
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> the worst peter jackson movie he's made
48:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't bring myself to watch that
51:00 <Transmatron> true blood
51:00 <Transmatron> nice
51:00 <Transmatron> i wonder about the fate of eric
52:00 <Transmatron> its obvious that pams gona fly in just in time to save him
53:00 <beehhh> i saw that game of thrones
54:00 <beehhh> punit punit is a lucky cunt flying back to melboune
56:00 <beehhh> best i move forward in time
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> laptop has not crashed wooo
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil BlackDevil BlackDevil
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> *runs*
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> SHIMON WHAT IS THE TIME WHERE YOU ARE?
14:00 <Transmatron> omg im am sooooooo craving a double quaater pounder meal right now
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah sup still up
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh dude i had maccas other day n it made me sick
15:00 <Transmatron> lol yeah :P
15:00 <Transmatron> yeah same, especially when u eat it before u go to bed
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i did that lol
15:00 <Transmatron> when u wake up the next morning
15:00 <Transmatron> my whole chest felt weird
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent eaten for a day
15:00 <Transmatron> like i was really dehydrated
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm :S
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sittin, on top of the woorrld, im rolling along, yes rolling alonnng
16:00 <Transmatron> it happends every single time i wake up after eating a douber quarter pounder burger
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i dont eat that kinda take out too often
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> pref go restaurant
16:00 <Transmatron> i used to, it was a phase
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> or at least take something away from restaurant
16:00 <Transmatron> ah resturants
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> im obsessed with eating out, hopefully go out tonight
17:00 <Transmatron> too expensive for me though
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> depends where you go what u have
17:00 <Transmatron> if u have ppl to go with as well
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i usually go with mum
17:00 <Transmatron> do u go with good mates, or solo?
17:00 <Transmatron> ic
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sometimes take a friend with us
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> or just go with a friend
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sometimes solo
18:00 <Transmatron> i dont have a good relationship with my mum
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> like when i go movies myself i go the elephant after have somethin to eat or go down road have dinner come home
18:00 <Transmatron> and most of my mates all reckon u have some sorta aspergers
18:00 <Transmatron> i*
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug a lot of people with aspergers are famous
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and highly intellectual
18:00 <Transmatron> yeah 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
19:00 <Transmatron> its just when it comes to making frends and maintaining them
19:00 <Transmatron> i dont have a great track record
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> they thought was in that spectrum till my doc confirmed my major depressive disorder and ocd
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I*
19:00 <Transmatron> oh well im a introvert anyway
19:00 <Transmatron> so its all good
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats ur iq?
19:00 <Transmatron> i see myself as lone wolf with cub
19:00 <Transmatron> not high man im pretty dumb
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah well uno as long as you research shit you can state that you're a self educated man ;)
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif dumb
20:00 <Transmatron> i have ocd
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> do ya
20:00 <Transmatron> when ever i leave my house
20:00 <Transmatron> i have to touch my door knob 3 times
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i take cymbalta for mjor deprsve dsordr and ocd
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> knockin it up to 120mg today
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> from 60
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
21:00 <Transmatron> i do all sorts of weird shit
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well late dec/early jan or late jan my mdd kicks in so tryin to avoid goin thru a fucked up one like this yr
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ocd's just worries
21:00 <Transmatron> lol u have a period for them?
21:00 <Transmatron> thats good at least u have periods when u dont have them
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> worries that most ppl dont think about but are at the forefront of the mind of a person with ocd, intrusive thoughts
21:00 <Transmatron> i have my ocd all the time
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh i have ocd all yr
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> its worse during a depressive episode
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then agoraphobia sets in
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> this y i busted my ass to bring myself out of depression sooner rather than put up with it and it worked, but there are consequences, you can become manic as you transition back to normality
23:00 <Transmatron> yeah intrusive thoughts goes into my head, like when i leave my house to go out, a thought intrudes into my head "if u dont go into the house and turn on the tap and close it 3 times exactly, u are gona get cancer" or someshit like that
23:00 <Transmatron> and thus i have to go into my house again
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
23:00 <Transmatron> do the actions
23:00 <Transmatron> and then finally i can go
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say this to myself, in my head
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> "OCD IS PATHETIC."
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> works
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> just doesnt work when im depressed :P
24:00 <Transmatron> ic
24:00 <Transmatron> im gona try that
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and soon i will be, ill want to put a gun to my head every day :P lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so gonna try avoid feelin that way
24:00 <Transmatron> i think im bi-polar
24:00 <Transmatron> sometimes im very happy
24:00 <beehhh> so am i
24:00 <Transmatron> others im down
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl with bi-polar have extreme highs
25:00 <beehhh> sleep is the only medicine
25:00 <beehhh> n no tech before bed
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> overly happy
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> excitable
25:00 <Transmatron> beehhh fuck off bengali
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc
25:00 <Transmatron> ah ic
25:00 <Transmatron> im not that extreme
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and need to level out
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise if u crash u get suicidal
25:00 <Transmatron> ic
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> x gf was manic depressive
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> my first gf lol
26:00 <Transmatron> how long did it take u to know that?
26:00 <Transmatron> did she tell u straight out or what?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i met and instantly fell for her, courted her and we discussed it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i read about it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> asked my doctor about it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> he explained it all to me, ive talked to quite a lot of ppl that're bi-polar
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah she did
27:00 <Transmatron> ah so she was upfront with it, thats good, lets u prepare and make u have an informed decision of what u would be getting yourself in for by being in a relationship with her
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is also annorexic so uno that was messed up too but i got her eating in the end
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
27:00 <Transmatron> thats better than committing and then finding out the hard way through her episodes
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> just her mum ruined our relationship and she tried to kill herself, wasnt sposed to make it thru the night but she did thnk fuck!
28:00 <Transmatron> damn
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i saw her she had long thick scars on each under forarm
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> still hot tho
28:00 <Transmatron> what was it like being with a gf who was manic depressive?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> flaws are flaws
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> take the good with the bad, she was always happy with me
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> put in the effort to do the right thing
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> asked mum for relationship advice etc uno
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like thinking about her man
29:00 <Transmatron> howcome?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
29:00 <Transmatron> u like or u dont like?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> only person ive ever truly loved
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just dont think of the bad stuff
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept uno, explaining it atm
30:00 <Transmatron> howcome u arent with her then?
30:00 <Transmatron> did she break it off with u?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was messed up after the near suicide
31:00 <The_Baron> KALOO KALAY
31:00 <The_Baron> going on a road trip today
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> in hospital (private) and drugged up n this guy fingered her n she said sorry n shit but i broke up with her
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucked her again like 8 months later
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw her in 2004 but my fiancee was walking infront of me as she passed by aha
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> we smiled n yer
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> found her on fb but decided not to do anythin about it
32:00 <Transmatron> damn
32:00 <Transmatron> 2004 was like nearlt a decade ago
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have um a lil crush on this chick ashlee
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> not my best mate ashlee lol
32:00 <Transmatron> got pic
32:00 <Transmatron> ?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> chick works down the road shes awesome exquisite
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> exquis
33:00 <Transmatron> lets not talk about love man
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> parfait!
33:00 <Transmatron> too depressing
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk love
33:00 <beehhh> let go to bed
33:00 <Transmatron> im in a situation where i know it can never happen
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell ya what last thing i want is a fkn relationship
34:00 <beehhh> i think i should sleep
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
34:00 <beehhh> body's weary
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> see im like my man man
34:00 <Transmatron> im bi-sexual
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> if im lonely i just find something to do
34:00 <beehhh> mind is seeking thrill
34:00 <Transmatron> theres this guy i really like
34:00 <Transmatron> like fallen for
34:00 <beehhh> so have i
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah k
34:00 <Transmatron> but he's straight
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> turn em aha
34:00 <Transmatron> so im sad that this will never be a possibility
34:00 <beehhh> i wanna have sex with alien chick
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea but uno what they say, plenty in the sea
34:00 <beehhh> what do u call that?
35:00 <beehhh> hetero
35:00 <Transmatron> hetero is straight
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
35:00 <Transmatron> homo is not 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the tip of my tongue
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it
36:00 <Transmatron> i had a crush on two guys in here in the pasty
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
36:00 <Transmatron> past
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer?
36:00 <Transmatron> but they both screwed with me and broke my heart
36:00 <Transmatron> so to speak
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
36:00 <Transmatron> yeah
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> not good
37:00 <Transmatron> yeah i hate them now
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno man i've been so emotionally detatched during past relationships
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont figure itll last so i enjoy the ride then end it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
37:00 <Transmatron> end it?
37:00 <Transmatron> thats not good
37:00 <beehhh> good fkn nite argggh
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> y not
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> still young
38:00 <Transmatron> what if u hadnt ended it, it would have gone on?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and on
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and miss out on someone else
38:00 <beehhh> hallucunating moment
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> was withthis nice chick other week
38:00 <beehhh> you drive with one eye open
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> brillant!
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> one night
38:00 <Transmatron> well i guess if the person u are with isnt 'the one' for you
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> parfait
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn meshuga
39:00 <Transmatron> and i guess you'd have that mentality of not wanting to miss out on someone else
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent called her since
39:00 <Transmatron> then*
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> you either feel it str8 away or not
39:00 <Transmatron> i always go into relationships thinking that they could be 'the one'
39:00 <Transmatron> otherwise no point in getting in the relationship in the first place
39:00 <Transmatron> waste of time and effort
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> like sunlight washing over their figure causing them to glow
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> breathtaking and you have to talk to them!
40:00 <Transmatron> and if they arent the one, it will work out by you two breaking up naturally
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont believe in a one
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im objective and logical
40:00 <Transmatron> there should be a one though
40:00 <Transmatron> this is what ensures people would be faithful to one another
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like lol it behoves a person to think rationally
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be wonderful, sure
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> but women can be a distraction
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you have things you want to do
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i really want to eat aha
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> taken sedative tho
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://techland.time.com/2013/12/12/get-the-most-money-when-selling-your-old-electronics/ <-- I thought everybody knew this..
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> knoives
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh assassins creed movie 2015
52:00 <shadsam> morning
52:00 <druidess> it better not be called winter  is still coming l
53:00 <druidess> hi shads
54:00 <shadsam> hiya druidess
56:00 <druidess> andre boccelli
07:00 <PeterSarsgaard> druidess you are crazy!
11:00 <Skrotus> we're all crazy here
25:00 <shadsam> THE WRECKLESS STAUNCH DIAMOND EYE`D FUNNEL WEB
25:00 <shadsam> is the name of my new psytrance track
26:00 <Skrotus> kind of a long name
26:00 <shadsam> just had bacon and eggs yumo
28:00 <shadsam> someone jacked a car with a gun up the rd at 1am
39:00 <megamanga> ugh
00:00 <shads> hi
08:00 <Caterpillar> gamey thrones is going very slow
11:00 <shads> k
11:00 <Caterpillar> welcome all
12:00 <Caterpillar> Oprah opens up like never before about her eating disorder
52:00 <shads> hi
11:00 <Caterpillar> welcome
13:00 <sulpholeic> Hmmmmmmmm.
21:00 <shadsam> iBiZa`s a RATT'='
34:00 <Caterpillar> hi iBiZa
38:00 <teddy> MORNING
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba still loiterin here
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne :)
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> You should be a OPerator simba
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> tooniiiight im a rock and roll star!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhsR6IdtWQE
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oasis - Rock N Roll Star (Sep 12, 2010) 5:24 - Category: Music - 190,885 views - 442 likes (95.1%), 23 dislikes (4.9%)
08:00 <sulpholeic> Hahah.
08:00 <sulpholeic> Hmmmmmmmm.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> got david cassidy - when im the rock and roll star
15:00 <Loof> Hey pandas :)
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay bro
17:00 <sulpholeic> Hmmmmmmmmm.
17:00 <sulpholeic> Mad.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> my black in the seams, my pictures on the cover of sixteen magazines! when im the rock and rooolll when im the rock and roll star!
18:00 <Loof> Fucking looking gaunt :(
18:00 <Loof> Cant eat
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah no shit, i havent eaten in over a day lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> too much tea n coffee
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Y CANT U EAT BRO?
19:00 <Loof> Ye
20:00 <Loof> Everything tastes like turd
20:00 <Loof> Im way too fussy with food
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit ehe
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mums bringing thai over for dinner so ill eat then lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouolda kept some moscato for her
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> o wait she dont like it too sweet
22:00 <sulpholeic> Hahah.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i shouolda asked her to bring me a ginger beer ffs
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup sulpholeic
23:00 <sulpholeic> I like indian myself.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish kinect would search youtube ffs
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> same man
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> here in adels, there's this great place im friens with the owner, n he even brings it round when i order delivery, the British Raj
23:00 <Skrotus> mmmm food
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> they do awesome bhuna gosht n jalfrezey
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> feed the beast Skrotus
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> n man ino everyone loves butter chicken but till you've had red butter chicken omf
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> (red cause of the chilli)
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb r.e.m. n cup o char time
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> grr rape
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow http://www.news.com.au/world/north-korean-dictator-kim-jongun-has-executed-his-uncle/story-fndir2ev-1226782168127
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> remind never to offend that guy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol i read on Time on fb this thing about how to sell ur old electronic
33:00 <PandasDontDrive>  http://techland.time.com/2013/12/12/get-the-most-money-when-selling-your-old-electronics/ <-- I thought everybody knew this..
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pull it apart and sell the chips?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get lappy fixed proper today!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> need mate to hurry up n callllll dangit lol
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rather a phone these days then a laptop
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i watch youtube n do shit on fone more than firefox or youtube on xbox
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> was blastin old songs just b4 on youtube on xbox lol
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> technology is going to kill us
38:00 <British^Meat> just get a new computer richie rich
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the work, the stress
39:00 <Skrotus> the robot uprising bent on exterminating all humans
39:00 <The_Baron> buy me a new computer
39:00 <The_Baron> and a novation launchpad (make it 2)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love technology but
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean imagine if you had a time machine and found the right time to go back to
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'd have to be immunised n all this shit so you wouldnt die
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and take a gun
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and kidnap some chick and take her, she will learn to love you.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND take a Delorian and bury it just for lols.
41:00 <The_Baron> have we all learned nothing from back to the future ?
41:00 <British^Meat> i'll have my new pc end of feb
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <The_Baron> messing with time travel leads to you being a no good scum sucking CHICKEN
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i see only one reason to go back in time
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> one logical reason
43:00 <The_Baron> I can only see one way that time travel could be possible and it's far fetched. if u tear too big a hole in the fabric of space and time theoretically this will cause quantum feedback which should implode on itself...however if we can be shrunk to the size of a sub molecular particle then we can weave through the small wormholes that are present in all matter
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo The_Baron r u into This Is England?
43:00 <The_Baron> or I could just be sleep deprived
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n the 2 series
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh so you're into quantum mechanics?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah i like it hey
44:00 <The_Baron> I am merely a laymen when it comes to it
44:00 <The_Baron> but I do like sci fi
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> im lay too
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> love the docos n readin bout it tho
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> even some awesome shit on wikipedia
45:00 <The_Baron> and as for This Is England, I did enjoy the few eps I saw but didn't get a chance to follow it properly
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh true
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> well they're doin This Is England '90
45:00 <The_Baron> that would be pretty cool
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> im in love with Lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
46:00 <The_Baron> there's too much fucking entertainment I tells ya
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i agrees
46:00 <The_Baron> like all those nobs that say shows were better "back in the day"
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> just had a coffee and a cuppa so i can stay awake n watch king kong lol
46:00 <The_Baron> I call bullshit
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u like Revolution?
46:00 <The_Baron> there is such a wide variety of stuff that caters to just about every taste
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> cliche but fun
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shiz
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah tis oright
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and if people open their minds, international shows
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i was only 10 seconds younger iBiZa ;)
47:00 <The_Baron> nah he does it in front of the mirror
47:00 <The_Baron> while kissing one bicep
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
48:00 <The_Baron> aint seen him chat on here for a while
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> when is that cocooned cunt gonna grow up into a sexy Butterfly ;)
48:00 <The_Baron> not that this is necesarily a bad thing
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen Ripsta
48:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 23 hours 28 minutes ago (12.12. 12:19) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 1 minute there.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
48:00 <prowl> iBiZa, I don't remember seeing MelbourneStorm.
48:00 <prowl> iBiZa, I don't remember seeing TheWJM.
48:00 <prowl> iBiZa, I don't remember seeing Demandred.
49:00 <prowl> iBiZa, TiMe-KeePeR? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember TiMe-KeePeR.
49:00 <The_Baron> sorry gotta do this again....
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen my_tiny_cock_n_blue_balls
49:00 <The_Baron> `seen beagle
49:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, I don't remember seeing my_tiny_cock_n_blue_balls.
49:00 <prowl> The_Baron, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 2 weeks 6 days 20 hours 23 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha eunuch!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> kicked again, banned by British^Meat from ps3
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hard life for the beegz
50:00 <The_Baron> it was good rewatching Oz again
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oz was great
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept for all the sex in the end lol
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah the last season was a bit of a anti-climax
50:00 <The_Baron> but overall fucking brutal
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> that whole bitch fight they had n he went fucking anyone
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> iBiZa have u listend to the messengers?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> MAKE U JEALOUS WATCHIN ME BE BUMMED BABES
51:00 <The_Baron> my favourite episode is when peter chibetta gets arse raped by adabisi
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> The_Baron u are a fan of the show right? ino ive asked but i forget ur answer
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nabi
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rascul
51:00 <The_Baron> which show?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Baron, The Saint, Dangerman, The Avengers
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
52:00 <The_Baron> hahaha yeah I liked watching those kitch 60's shows when they were on at 2am or whatever
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh that one where he's on that crazy island
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he's number 6 i think
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ye bro
52:00 <Skrotus> prisoner
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love when they play westerns on tele late 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ward Bond was in one last nite
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was that show with him
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> b&w
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> about a caravan of wagons
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn travelling to california FUCK SAKE
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Wagon Train
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> mebe
53:00 <The_Baron> Mrs Peel was quite a hottie
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im 30 i like 18yo's and watching porn does that make me a pedo?
53:00 <The_Baron> prolly a saggy breasted spinster now
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yea she was
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's dead i think
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> got done for childporn
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will always love Jean Seberg
54:00 <The_Baron> well shit aye
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> carl lol
54:00 <The_Baron> do u think she got buried in that cat suit?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saint Joan and ...watevs Tristesse
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha nah
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 1,138 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> aw god
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> u like Hitchcock?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jamaica Inn
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chat here and get taken to court
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like a bit of hitchcock
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav hitchcock film
55:00 <British^Meat> whats a TheWJM?
55:00 <The_Baron> Vertigo and Birds are my fave
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im going to make my OWN PRIVATE NETWORK
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You want a spectacle! THen I'll give you one and you can tell your children how the great age ended! Say goodbye to Pengallon!"
55:00 <Skrotus> haven't you already done that several times now WiLd_TuRkeY 
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> each time i get better Skrotus
55:00 <The_Baron> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbzPpAhSgivGGc0IBb5ASq-xIFanLqI3Y6VLr9YVezYXZOUa8E7Q
55:00 <Skrotus> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahacharles laughton was fantastic
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> great in his henry 8 film
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 The_Baron saved that gonna use it on fb!
57:00 <The_Baron> hehehe had to be posted
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm now i dunno if i want to change my prof pic
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell me if ya like prof pic n background aha
58:00 <The_Baron> yaeh that's pretty cool
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD choice mit
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> tanx
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn importing 447 pics from camera lols
19:00 <The_Baron> that's a lot of pics
19:00 <The_Baron> wasn't really needed to be stated that, but yeah
19:00 <johninja> hey dudes
20:00 <British^Meat> its what he does...
20:00 <British^Meat> tpyes whatever pops into his brain
20:00 <British^Meat> or
20:00 <British^Meat> types like
20:00 <British^Meat> this
21:00 <British^Meat> one day i will
21:00 <British^Meat> try it
21:00 <The_Baron> that's oright
21:00 <johninja> 8===D
21:00 <British^Meat> greets jn
22:00 <Loof>  Np NWA
22:00 <johninja> so fried
22:00 <British^Meat> no, u no fried, wait, u fried?
22:00 <British^Meat> srs fried?
22:00 <johninja> fri3d~
23:00 <The_Baron> haha john
23:00 <The_Baron> u in nimbin bruv?
23:00 <johninja> nah lol
23:00 <johninja> brissie
23:00 <Loof> Hey the_baron, johninja anf british^meat :)
23:00 <The_Baron> hey loof maloof
23:00 <johninja> hey loof
23:00 <British^Meat> greets Loof
23:00 <British^Meat> got bf4 yet? :P
24:00 <Loof> Lol
24:00 <Loof> Got a shotty!
24:00 <Loof> Support
24:00 <British^Meat> rad
25:00 <Loof> Just blast in their general direction lol
25:00 <Loof> Dead
25:00 <Loof> Need a good medium range secondary
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> aheaheahe
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol The_Baron
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im glad i didnt del them from camera because i lost thousands of pics from hd n music when i formatted last lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna put this skull pic i took just before up on fb as background mwahaha
29:00 <Loof> Stereo sounded fun
29:00 <British^Meat> ugh
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh andy are kickin it oldschool spinnin beats
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ARE YOU SPINNIN SON!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
29:00 <simba> WiLd_TuRkeY: Die
30:00 <Loof> Do u even spin bro? Lol
30:00 <simba> hell yea
32:00 <johninja> 9\
33:00 <johninja> “Before the election, the Liberal candidate in my area told me that if I voted for the Labor Party, I’d get the most incompetent, the most dishonest, the nastiest, stupidest government in the history of Australia. Well, I voted for the Labor Party and I guess what? I got the most incompetent, the most dishonest, the nastiest, stupidest government in the history of Australia." 
33:00 <fawks>  ha
33:00 <fawks> good one
33:00 <johninja> :)
34:00 <simba> tEh GovErNmEntS FuKd LetS VoTe SuM1 ElSe in
35:00 <Loof> Should society protect the weak?
35:00 <Loof> Or use them for scientific research
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> If you believe
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> that a man did a poop, man did a poooop
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you believe
36:00 <simba> protect all living creatures
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's nothing out there to eat, nothing to poooop
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> protect all creatures because they deserve to exist, sucks we have to say "For future generations to enjoy"
37:00 <simba> nobody has to say anything
37:00 <Rice> lol poop
37:00 <Loof> Guys youtube juicy j - smoke a nigga and turn the bass up
37:00 <simba> lol ok
37:00 <simba> r u sure its a good idea
39:00 <simba> lol dont like this wiz guy
39:00 <johninja> and now we return to 'when listening to rap music goes wrong'
39:00 <simba> heres an absurd track in return with so much bass u feel it in ur shins http://youtu.be/f3qGisKJsno
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Danny Brown - Blunt After Blunt (Noah D Remix) (Jan 25, 2013) 3:36 - Category: Music - 73 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Rice
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha When rap music GOES WRONG~ *Enter Ja Rule*
41:00 <fawks> Huhu
41:00 <fawks> hey heres a suggestion
41:00 <fawks> s m d
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
41:00 <johninja> (====8
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im still gonna get that inked in my top lip
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> with an arrow in my bottom
42:00 <fawks> I'm gonna superglue my neighbors door permanently shut if he fucking slams it one more time fucking aszhole 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> my bro has Skate Or Die inside his bottom lip
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> brother*
42:00 <fawks> thats gay as fuck
42:00 <fawks> is your brother a homosexual man
42:00 <fawks> your brother irk
42:00 <fawks> irl*
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's been in a relationship with a woman for like 4 yrs
43:00 <johninja> irk
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello johninja :)
43:00 <johninja> hey wt
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> in real kanton
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get my lip inked
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja u got a console?
43:00 <johninja> sputnik 1
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the inside fawks, u cant see it lol
43:00 <fawks> that doesn't really answer my q though
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol spunik 1
43:00 <johninja> no=ihave 360
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> unless u turn em out
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive wanted SMD done for ages
43:00 <fawks> heaps of gay dudes shack up with women until they come out
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja u gotta play zombies with me n binder sometime
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> first sat in orbit spunik 1 was i believe
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n crash
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
43:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9hwx-yn6-k
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MF Doom-Rapp Snitch Knishes (Aug 7, 2009) 2:53 - Category: Music - 49,059 views - 347 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
44:00 <fawks> that's why Picard is married 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dont like ink fox?
44:00 <johninja> simba is pumping some tunes
44:00 <fawks> yes I do but not gay shit lol
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba is on high on meth again
44:00 <fawks> I like meaningful tats
44:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with that
44:00 <fawks> or something artistic 
44:00 <simba> i love gay shit
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard is a big fat tiny cocked prick, a degenerate, sleazy, pathetic example of the human species
45:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1472021_690135647719177_1692900961_n.jpg
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and represents none of the qualities a man should have, except PRIDE.
45:00 <The_Baron> meth has its benefits
45:00 <fawks> not like some dude with ONLY GOD KAN JUDGE MEH on his chest
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL baron
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer cheap sex = meth
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like meaningful ink too
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> only reason ihave inked myself
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> 15th jan i get my sleev finished, almost
46:00 <fawks> but you wanna get SMD inside your lip
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> one piece left for my shouolder after that
46:00 <The_Baron> I loved when Julian Morrow from the chaser crew went up to the bra boys sporting a My Brothers Alibi t-shirt
46:00 <fawks> heaps meaningful 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah i was messin bout that
46:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
46:00 <The_Baron> I mean tattoo
46:00 <The_Baron> not fucking shirt
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> tobes said it wasnt worth inking inside his lips
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha The_Baron i love the chasers
46:00 <faux> [13:43] <PandasDontDrive> ive wanted SMD done for ages [13:46] <PandasDontDrive> nah i was messin bout that
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah sleeve is whole arm
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i was just messin fox
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <The_Baron> hey it could stand for Smoke More Drugs
47:00 <fawks> lol ok
47:00 <The_Baron> which then just becomes Smoke More Dicks then finally Suck My Dick
47:00 <milk> hi
47:00 <The_Baron> it's like a blackhole
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox have i shown u my brothers ink?
47:00 <The_Baron> it just collapses in on itself
47:00 <fawks> no
47:00 <johninja> stupid moron dickhead
47:00 <The_Baron> back to a singularity
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so sad when our fav artist Aimee moved to melb
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the best chasers war on everything was when they dressed as osama at the apec meetin and got thru security with geogre bush
47:00 <fawks> ok
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> started an exclusive oriental art studio for high clientel
47:00 <johninja> ok
47:00 <The_Baron> WiLd_TuRkeY, me and the missus were talkin about that earlier actually
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> least he got his done by her before she cost THOUSANDS
48:00 <johninja> might get more fri3d~
48:00 <The_Baron> and yes that was prolly the best prank ever
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill find a pic of his sock n feet soon
48:00 <johninja> did you get your OG The_Baron?
48:00 <fawks> can't wait
48:00 <fawks> huhu
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hu Hu
48:00 <The_Baron> johninja, I did indeed
48:00 <johninja> uh uh
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Akuna Ma Hu HU
48:00 <johninja> nice
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> rice
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> slurpsw
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> The_Baron they should do a chatroom episode
48:00 <fawks> WAHHHHHHH where is my cousin
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Laughs at Hyenas
48:00 <fawks> I need my tummy meds
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r u
49:00 <fawks> I have the woorst heartburn 
49:00 <fawks> :'(
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk that hey
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink warm water
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
49:00 <johninja> sucks :(
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> war, beer is wort
49:00 <The_Baron> fawks, if u got milk that will help, if u got soda water as well as milk, mix em together and knock it back
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> warm beer is worst
49:00 <milk> piggy pig pig, here pig
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stand on ur tip toes
49:00 <The_Baron> it will fix it right up
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then land on ur heels
49:00 <simba> Warm milk
49:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMWP8_7DFIM
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madlib Medicine Show #5 mix (Oct 23, 2010) 9:17 - Category: People and Blogs - 40,757 views - 303 likes (99.3%), 2 dislikes (0.7%)
50:00 <fawks> milk makes it worse The_Baron 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> try it
50:00 <fawks> doesnt usually helo
50:00 <fawks> help*
50:00 <The_Baron> fawks, how so?
50:00 <johninja> we can't show you his face on television because he's a ninja
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> it works, it's what I do
50:00 <fawks> I got reflux 
50:00 <fawks> milk just comes back up
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum was a nurse, she told me to do that because i get heartburn and chest pains from anxiety
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> it also works with hernias
50:00 <The_Baron> coz if it's heartburn (acid reflux) it will increase gut PH to alleviate the burn usually
50:00 <fawks> honestly it doesn't help
51:00 <fawks> I've tried
51:00 <johninja> vinegar!
51:00 <The_Baron> look, I got bad reflux too, I just had surgery few months ago to remove scar tissue from my oesophagus
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
51:00 <fawks> :/
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need surgery on my moon face
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> too many craters
51:00 <johninja> woah oesophagus
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> BAHAHAHA
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i beat u fox 
51:00 <fawks> I believe that maybe milk works for you but it doesn't help me lol
51:00 <simba> Bahahaha.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> good ol moonface i kinda miss it
51:00 <fawks> I wa son nexium for a while
51:00 <johninja> bannana!
52:00 <The_Baron> well, my other sugestion is, if u can get some aloe vera, squeeze the paste into some water and add a lil honey (manuka honey is best but any will do)
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> now im more like skullface
52:00 <The_Baron> that REALLY works
52:00 <Serenity> i havent had my heart burnt attacks for agessssss its so good
52:00 <johninja> mmmm honey~
52:00 <fawks> I just got off it cos I  didn't wanna be on prescription meds and I tried gaviscon
52:00 <johninja> mmm Serenity~
52:00 <The_Baron> or...you could just get an antacid and I can stop these home remedies
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <fawks> and it didn't work .
52:00 <Serenity> mmm johninja~
52:00 <johninja> hehe
52:00 <The_Baron> u on Nexium or Somac?
52:00 <fawks> so now  my doctor put me on pariet
53:00 <fawks> I'm waiting for my cousin to drop them off
53:00 <fawks> she went chemist for me
53:00 <The_Baron> aah pariet doesn't seem to work for most people
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
53:00 <simba> ur doctor put u on a parrot lol weird
53:00 <The_Baron> try to get on nexium, if that don't work, the somac will
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got to up my meds this morning!
53:00 <fawks> I was on nexium
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD XD
53:00 <fawks> you don't read what I type do you lol
53:00 <fawks> scroll up
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> pre-emptive strike on depression nigga
53:00 <fawks> :P
53:00 <The_Baron> well then Somac is the last option then
53:00 <johninja> mebe she is dif because milk doesn't help
53:00 <simba> good luck panda
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers man
53:00 <fawks> I haven't even tried Pariet yet
54:00 <Serenity> my heart burn seems to have stopped since im eating healthier, fatty shit makes it come back
54:00 <The_Baron> well the milk coming back up thing would I think also be indigestion
54:00 <fawks> I'm not gonna write it off
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba man, this yr i pulled my fkn arse out of it so quickly by goin back to work n just doin shit, wore me out but worked
54:00 <The_Baron> u might well have IBS or something like that for all u know
54:00 <fawks> So now you're on meds?
54:00 <fawks> after denying it for ever
54:00 <The_Baron> Irritable Bowl syndrome, which can cause bad indigestion
55:00 <johninja> iritititiatattiable bowel signdrome
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont deny it, i have before so ppl wouldnt tease me
55:00 <The_Baron> which can lead to ur guts rejecting food and drink
55:00 <fawks> is it treatable The_Baron don't freak me out 
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's treatable
55:00 <Serenity> i wish my bowel was irritated right now. cause i havent pood in days
55:00 <fawks> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> u just gotta find a medication that works 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on cymbalta 120mg now for major depressive disorder and severe ocd
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
55:00 <fawks> ok
55:00 <The_Baron> actually, do u have a blocked/scratchy feeling down ur food pipe by any chance?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah this one has worked great 60mg the past 8 months
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> more
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> its dec ay lol
55:00 <fawks> um nope
56:00 <fawks> not blocked
56:00 <The_Baron> aah that's good
56:00 <fawks> or scratchy?
56:00 <fawks> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> my butt is blocked
56:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's what happened to me from the scar tissue
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone got a buttblockerunblockerblocker3?
56:00 <The_Baron> it was blocking food going down and bringing it back up (dysphagia)
56:00 <The_Baron> which sucked balls
56:00 <fawks> if I throw up acid
56:00 <fawks> it hurts for a but
56:00 <fawks> vut
56:00 <fawks> bit*
56:00 <johninja> vut
56:00 <The_Baron> could just be irritation then 
57:00 <Serenity> stomach acid fucking sucks
57:00 <fawks> I get it from garlic pmg
57:00 <fawks> omg so bad
57:00 <fawks> and spicy I avoid cos it kills me
57:00 <fawks> even oranges 
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> it certainly does
57:00 <The_Baron> before my op it got to the stage it hurt so much I would be doubled over in pain crying
58:00 <milk> das Empire ist kaput
58:00 <fawks> yikes
58:00 <The_Baron> shit gets serious :/
58:00 <fawks> :/
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone interested in buying my slave fawks msg me im taking $1000 atm
58:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, I aint tryin to freak anyone out, but really get on top of it aye, or it will get worse
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was an Op here, before I banned The Ice King
58:00 <Serenity> fatty food gives it to me, pizza is the worst. or tomato type italian food
58:00 <The_Baron> if u eat tomato, put sugar on it
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put sugar on lemon if i have a cold
59:00 <fawks> some red sauces effect me too
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> but rarely get colds
59:00 <johninja> Pandas nd the Ice^King: an Austnet saga
59:00 <The_Baron> yeah anything acidic or fatty/rich will trigger it
59:00 <fawks> but it's mostly like garlic n spicy
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz least there's plenty simple italian without tomatoes
59:00 <The_Baron> and stress, that can REALLY trigger it
59:00 <Serenity> hell yer PandasDontDrive
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i still eat tomatoes like they're apples, have done since i was a kid
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^15
59:00 <Serenity> im not a massive fan of tomatoes anymore tbh
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to go to italy
59:00 <johninja> is tomtoes code for dicks?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
00:00 <Serenity> no no
00:00 <Serenity> i love dick
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was summer time
00:00 <The_Baron> LOL
00:00 <johninja> phew
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> beautifu
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> my uncle
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was three years old
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
00:00 <Serenity> oh and bread!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> MAGNIFIQUE!
00:00 <Serenity> mostly white bread
00:00 <The_Baron> if my dick resembled a tomato, it's cos your mum sucks me off with oversized dentures
00:00 <Serenity> gives me fucking heart burn.
00:00 <Serenity> breads meant to stop it
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell ya mum i've got a few zuccinis growing ;)
01:00 <The_Baron> my mum knows the difference between a zucchini and a dill pickle
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <Serenity> i prefer aubergine
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn fb wont let me change prof n background pics ffs
02:00 <Serenity> i like it tapered
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck chuck! what the what the fuck chuck!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like my Tapiers deep fried in mud
02:00 <The_Baron> hahaha 90's flashback
02:00 <fawks> EGGPLANT
02:00 <The_Baron> ALICE
03:00 <The_Baron> WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE!!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm eggplant lasagne yo
03:00 <johninja> omgplant
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i shouold really pull my egplant plant out
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> my italian neighbour told me it's useless 
03:00 <fawks> my mum has that single in our cd rack
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fruit is too soft
03:00 <fawks> and I remember being a kid
03:00 <fawks> and giggling at it
03:00 <fawks> "hehe Alice"
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i dont like these eggplants they bulb they dont grow large
04:00 <milk> just a taste
04:00 <simba> Mutant Mango
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ninja Asparagus
04:00 <fawks> PandasDontDrive have you ever been punched in the face 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ARE
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Fruit and The Stalk
04:00 <The_Baron> I prefer the lebanese eggplants
04:00 <fawks> like just directly in the face 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> starring in
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> GO FUCK YOUR BANANA, MISTER ORANGE!
04:00 <The_Baron> the small slender ones got the best flavour
04:00 <fawks> stfu and answer my question 
05:00 <Serenity> mm eggplant las
05:00 <fawks> !
05:00 <The_Baron> and if its grown right, u don't need to salt it to get rid of the bitterness
05:00 <milk> http://www.justice.gov/dea/pr/multimedia-library/image-gallery/heroin/heroin_powder.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> so fucking good
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i love my garden
05:00 <fawks> omg
05:00 <simba> i got hit in the face once and didnt move and inch 
05:00 <fawks> ffff
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> tomatoes are taking their time
05:00 <simba> man of steel 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i have more zuccini flowers now
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom
05:00 <milk> http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/21/1290368342186/Heroin-006.jpg
05:00 <fawks> we know you tell us like 17 times a day
05:00 <simba> time 2 play retardedly loud music
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif
05:00 <fawks> FRIED MA ZUCCHINI FLOWER HUHU
05:00 <fawks> lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> play when im the rock and roll star
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
06:00 <simba> huhu
06:00 <The_Baron> random picture of heroin getting loaded into a fit
06:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Injecting_Heroin.JPG
06:00 <The_Baron> how delightful mr. milk
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cassidy <3
06:00 <Serenity> im not keen on the idea of eating flowers man
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mr.Milk
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> so who's Mr. Pink?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHY THE FUCK AM I MR PINK?
06:00 <fawks> b o o o o n g
06:00 <The_Baron> COZ YOUR A FAGGOT
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> The_Baron apparently Res Dogs is a play
06:00 <johninja> FlowerKiller22
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> michael fassbender was in it huhu
06:00 <The_Baron> wtf?
06:00 <fawks> as a drug noob I have a question 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye was havin a read b4 bed lol
07:00 <The_Baron> shoot
07:00 <milk> http://www.lexingtonprosecutor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spoon.jpg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh simba btw
07:00 <johninja> DruG^N00b
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> 12 yrs a slave
07:00 <Serenity> that pic makes me want to spew
07:00 <Serenity> yuck
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> u read the book ye?
07:00 <fawks> what do you smoke through a glass pipe  
07:00 <milk> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38720000/jpg/_38720219_heroin300.jpg
07:00 <fawks> is it ice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> *im gettin it soon*
07:00 <fawks> lol
07:00 <The_Baron> and milk, that pic aint educational enough, and u can clearly see he left a air bubble at the top
07:00 <milk> http://fayetteadvocate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/heroin.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> crack
07:00 <Serenity> ice
07:00 <johninja> yes ice/meth
07:00 <johninja> crack
07:00 <johninja> heroin
07:00 <milk> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/03/11/1226020/061639-heroin.jpg
07:00 <The_Baron> u can smoke both crack cocaine or ice through a glass pipe
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> the director Steve McQueen (Black Englishman) has been heavilly criticised
07:00 <The_Baron> u can also smoke crystal mdma as well
08:00 <fawks> ok
08:00 <The_Baron> hell u can put anything in it that will vaporise realy
08:00 <fawks> I'm just having a flashback
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> focussing more on how we feel today about slavery than sticking to the subject of the book
08:00 <Serenity> my mates got a glass stem in his bong
08:00 <Serenity> looks cool
08:00 <fawks> and remembering how naive I was 
08:00 <johninja> kuniva smokes out of a lightbulb
08:00 <johninja> such a dero
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> one example, not in the novel, of a sailor about to rape a slave woman, and having another slave attack him, stabbing the slave, killing him dead
08:00 <Serenity> i wish he'd swallow a light bulb
08:00 <Serenity> stupid cunt
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> which would not have happened because slaves were expensive property
08:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, glass stems look cool until a sesh goes through them
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the sailor would have had to either pay/work off the debt or be executed
09:00 <The_Baron> used to have a few all glass bongs, (even the gromits were see through rubber)
09:00 <simba> is kunny an ice user what a faggot
09:00 <The_Baron> and yeah looked durty as fuck after a sesh or two
09:00 <Serenity> of course he is simba no normal person is that fucked
09:00 <Serenity> yeah clean em The_Baron
09:00 <simba> i thought he mightve just been a dumb inbred australian
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah i know
09:00 <fawks> can you put bongs in the dishwasher.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Quentin Tarentino on Spike Lee calling him a racist "He would have to stand on a stool to kiss my fucking ass!"
09:00 <fawks> LOL
09:00 <johninja> wow, way to be rcist dwg
09:00 <Serenity> ive got a glass bong. im pretty anal about it
09:00 <simba> yes.. i think u can fork
09:00 <The_Baron> but u can't clean after every session, well u can
10:00 <The_Baron> and it would make u an anal bong smoker
10:00 <Serenity> ^
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway simba, thats a lil info on 12 yrs a slave movie
10:00 <fawks> I found bongs nasty
10:00 <simba> imagine a sparkling clean cone piece after it went thru the dishwasher
10:00 <fawks> find**
10:00 <Serenity> bongs are as nasty as the person who owns it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway what's the novel like shimumba?
10:00 <fawks> wtf
10:00 <Serenity> look at robs bong that thing is cleaner than a brand new one
10:00 <simba> i havent read the novel ur talking about....
10:00 <The_Baron> I just use polycarbon bottles that I chuck every week
10:00 <fawks> he was talkin to simba the whole time
10:00 <fawks> lmao
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u said last nite
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> about cant wait for movie and i thouoght u said somethin bout the book
11:00 <Serenity> mine gets emptied and cleaned every time its used
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> my baddles
11:00 <simba> i said i cant wait for the movie but i was lying sorry
11:00 <simba> i havent heard of it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> "he" is right here fox
11:00 <The_Baron> I clean my bong every day, just not every session
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol srs
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
11:00 <The_Baron> mind u I have about 4-5 sessions a day
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> well u punk'd me there
11:00 <simba> The_Bonger
11:00 <Serenity> yer see if im doing that its only one
11:00 <Serenity> and not every day
11:00 <simba> bongin it up all day every day thats how u do
11:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/r270/251770_10151767433424992_1261700290_n.jpg
12:00 <The_Baron> oh I have my breaks
12:00 <The_Baron> but shit, when the quality is this good atm, I can't miss the wave
12:00 <fawks> did you take that picture with a potato 
12:00 <Serenity> im probably like a binge smoker lol
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
12:00 <johninja> tis old~
12:00 <The_Baron> is that a choc milk bottle?
12:00 <Serenity> go months/years without then boom
12:00 <doctor> smoke erry day
12:00 <The_Baron> or that is seriously gross :P
12:00 <johninja> yeah choc milk bottle bongs ftw
13:00 <fawks> CMBB
13:00 <The_Baron> u know what the best bottle was, MyZone
13:00 <simba> thats a good quality pic
13:00 <The_Baron> why did they stop making those
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah the drink tasted like shit and I'd pour it down the drain
13:00 <The_Baron> but they made magnificent bongs
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <doctor> 420 bitch piece respekt ronpaul2012
13:00 <simba> no lie last time i used a plastic made bong i vomited.. the aftertaste was unbelievable
13:00 <The_Baron> especially red sports drink
14:00 <simba> and you ask about it and hear "its about a year old" and your mind just processes how bad this bong is
14:00 <simba> and you just barf
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <fawks> ugh yuck ok
14:00 <Serenity> mmmm nothing like a good dose of bronchitis
14:00 <johninja> i think you overthought it dude
14:00 <simba> no i think that you think that
14:00 <johninja> its not like you don't clean it in that time
14:00 <Serenity> plastic absorbs shit dude
14:00 <Serenity> thats just rank
14:00 <simba> the plastic changes color 
14:00 <johninja> although one time when i was smoking lots i wanted to see if i could fill the whole bong with resin
14:00 <simba> lmao
14:00 <simba> its hideous
15:00 <doctor> i prefer to eat it in a biscuit and smoke cancer sticks
15:00 <johninja> because it was 3/4 over
15:00 <johninja> science~
15:00 <fawks> what is ~
15:00 <Serenity> chicken in a bisuit?
15:00 <Serenity> BISCUIT
15:00 <simba> ~~~~
15:00 <Serenity> DIXIE DRUMSTICKS
15:00 <fawks> like amsy and I use ~twins~
15:00 <doctor> i do like dixie drumsticks
15:00 <fawks> but idk what the one neans
15:00 <johninja> i see
15:00 <fawks> means
15:00 <fawks> wot is it
15:00 <simba> ~feels~
15:00 <fawks> poo<
15:00 <fawks> oops
15:00 <johninja> ~shrugs~
15:00 <fawks> poo~
15:00 <Serenity> pre sure he's pulling the piss out of you and amsy
16:00 <Serenity> FTR
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <simba> i dont even get the resin thing but it sounds gross
16:00 <johninja> no, i just think it looks~ cool on some words
16:00 <fawks> pre sure he had no idea we did that until now lol
16:00 <simba> i know a guy who would scrounge up all the res and smoke that 
16:00 <Serenity> simba if you dont wash the bong at all the inside fills up with resin along the walls
16:00 <simba> yea
16:00 <simba> so it went almost up to the top ? lol
16:00 <johninja> i will smoke the res sometimes if its pretty green
16:00 <johninja> like not much baccy
17:00 <johninja> cn be like hash
17:00 <Serenity> fuck you eaterners and your baccy
17:00 <Serenity> learn how to smoke properly
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <simba> spinning is OK ok
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Serenity smokes weed
17:00 <johninja> ok
17:00 <Serenity> its actually not
17:00 <Serenity> its foul
17:00 <simba> Gives u a RuuUUSssHH
17:00 <johninja> i o=nly put a bit in to make it burn well~
17:00 <simba> yea Helps it BuuRrrN
17:00 <fawks> ~
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i put 50/50
17:00 <Serenity> if you had a good bong you wouldnt need to do that :P
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sometimes less sometimes more
17:00 <johninja> 50/50 is insane
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo The_Baron
17:00 <johninja> insane ammounts of spin
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta check out my fb background!
18:00 <simba> my b owns dont diss my b
18:00 <fawks> SPEAKING OF WHORES
18:00 <fawks> hello Maurice 
18:00 <Maurice> How rude
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shutup fawks i dont like the word whore
18:00 <johninja> ^
18:00 <fawks> how wude
18:00 <Maurice> Im babysitting :/
18:00 <fawks> eat shit and choke WiLd_TuRkeY don't fucking talk to me
18:00 <johninja> dnt tlk 2 me
18:00 <fawks> who? bibby?
18:00 <doctor> talk to the hand
18:00 <Maurice> Nah wuby 
19:00 <fawks> cute
19:00 <johninja> sliff~
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer talk to the hand fawks
19:00 <fawks> fuck off
19:00 <Maurice> She's in short shorts and Nike hightops 
19:00 <fawks> aw pics
19:00 <Maurice> She's got major chubby legs happening
19:00 <fawks> how old is she now
20:00 <Maurice> Was 2 in September 
20:00 <doctor> put her on an atkins diet
20:00 <fawks> bite them
20:00 <faux> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522544/Queen-upset-Buckingham-Palace-police-ate-nuts-laid-wedding-guests.html
21:00 <The_Baron> rain glorious RAIN
21:00 <faux> The Queen was 'upset' about police officers eating nuts left out for guests before the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles, the trial into alleged phone hacking at the News of the World has heard.
21:00 <faux> She was so 'irritated' by officers eating the snacks she started marking the bowls to see when levels dropped
21:00 <faux> ....
21:00 <simba> hot sausage and mustard
21:00 <simba> food glorious... ....
21:00 <fawks> why is the queen being a tightass
21:00 <doctor> They should be executed
21:00 <doctor> Those nuts were royal nuts, not for plebian police officers
21:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
21:00 <simba> the queen is nuts 
22:00 <The_Baron> what, are those nuts covered in swan blood?
22:00 <simba> which queen r we talking about
22:00 <Skrotus> well it's probably a pretty boring job being a powerless monarch
22:00 <faux> 'The Queen is furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in the apartments in the BP Queen's corridor.
22:00 <faux> 'She has a very savoury tooth and staff leave out cashews, Bombay mix, almonds, etc. Prob is that police on patrol eat the lot.
22:00 <faux> 'Queen is so narked she started marking the bowls to see when the levels dipped.'
22:00 <faux> He added: 'Memo now gone around to all Palace cops telling them to keep their sticky fingers out.'
22:00 <The_Baron> Freddie Mercury...WHO DO U FUCKING THINK
22:00 <doctor> the bloody yolk of a 300 year old dodo fetus
22:00 <simba> was this queen margrethe of denmark
22:00 <The_Baron> queenie "don't tread on my nuts" elizebeth the secunt
22:00 <fawks> margrethe
22:00 <fawks> .
23:00 <simba> Oh, yes.
23:00 <simba> queen lizzy dominates most of teh realms
23:00 <The_Baron> she sounds a bit jewish
23:00 <The_Baron> did she go to a kebutz before
24:00 <The_Baron> *kibbutz
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOOK VON IM ON TEE VEE
25:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
27:00 <The_Baron> aah kinda glad I didn't go on that road trip today, it's pissing down
28:00 <fawks> I'm learning french online 
28:00 <fawks> well I'm furthering my french
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox id like to know what u think of this
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> parfait!
28:00 <fawks> ?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> perfect
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> baise means fuck
29:00 <fawks> I know I mean think o what?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> there're two for u lol
29:00 <fawks> .
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> exquis is exquisite
29:00 <fawks> omg stfu
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> brillant is brilliant
29:00 <fawks> you wanna know what I think of what
29:00 <simba> that old black magic has me in its spell.. that old black magic that u weave so well
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well i speak french so uno
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> smd
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ma cawfee will b cold bbs
29:00 <fawks> me and Doodle converse in French all teh time ok 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
30:00 <fawks> this guy is lost lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think u think u do
30:00 <fawks> asks me a question then leaves 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> calling me lost?
30:00 <simba> like a leaf thats caught in the tide
30:00 <fawks> OK OK OK OK OK OK 
30:00 <fawks> bye
30:00 <Serenity> i am so confuse
30:00 <faux> [14:28] <PandasDontDrive> fox id like to know what u think of this[14:28] <PandasDontDrive> fox id like to know what u think of this[14:28] <PandasDontDrive> fox id like to know what u think of this[14:28] <PandasDontDrive> fox id like to know what u think of this[14:28] <PandasDontDrive> fox id like to know what u think of this
30:00 <Maurice> Doodle is fluent in fake Spanish
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
30:00 <Serenity> rooster hates it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye its loading
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
30:00 <simba> huhu
30:00 <The_Baron> there's only one thing I need to know in french "Je suis non parle vous anglais"
31:00 <fawks> lol
31:00 <Serenity> is that like
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell ur ansty
31:00 <simba> no hablo mucho espanol
31:00 <The_Baron> it really confuses them when u don't say anything else afterwards
31:00 <Serenity> you dont speak english or some shit
31:00 <The_Baron> yep
31:00 <Serenity> LOOK AT ME
31:00 <Serenity> im a frog
31:00 <Skrotus> metre
31:00 <Skrotus> cafe
31:00 <fawks> I like how 'homme' is man
31:00 <Serenity> bagette or something
31:00 <fawks> heeeheehehehe homo
32:00 <simba> sapien.
32:00 <simba> Gutter Mind.
32:00 <fawks> huhu
32:00 <fawks> ^5
32:00 <simba> huhu
32:00 <simba> hang on caught out bbs
32:00 <The_Baron> also Bais Moi
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of french words in the english language, practically everything military (including military) is french
32:00 <fawks> seriously though where the fucking dick is my cousin
32:00 <The_Baron> that is useful
32:00 <The_Baron> especially said loud
32:00 <simba> the french words are french? whoa
33:00 <Serenity> maybe shes ... fucking dick
33:00 <fawks> I'm considering drinking this entire bottle of gaviscon 
33:00 <Serenity> did you get the blue bottle or the pink one
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh simba
33:00 <The_Baron> french used to be the international language
33:00 <fawks> sodium+++++
33:00 <fawks> un
33:00 <fawks> um its blus
33:00 <fawks> blue
33:00 <Serenity> the pink one is bettererer
33:00 <The_Baron> they tried to replace it with esperanto, but no one could speak it with a straight face
33:00 <fawks> peppermint
33:00 <fawks> what's the pink one
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it sucks that french hiphop's changing the french language
34:00 <Serenity> http://www-cdn.terrywhitechemists.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/G/a/Gaviscon-Dual-Action-Peppermint-300ml_2.jpg
34:00 <The_Baron> except for the few uber nerds who are the type to also learn klingon and elven without a trace of irony
34:00 <Serenity> dis one
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> introducing hewbrew, italian, russian, afrikan etc
34:00 <fawks> oh dual action
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> though id love to see Marseille
34:00 <Serenity> that one works for me
34:00 <Serenity> but the blue one doesnt
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's destroying the french language in baby steps lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
35:00 <The_Baron> time for a french joke
35:00 <Cripla> ok...
35:00 <fawks> well I got this new prescription now
35:00 <fawks> hopefuly it works 
35:00 <The_Baron> what's the difference between the french and toast?
35:00 <The_Baron> you can make soldiers out of toast
35:00 <fawks> I JUST NEED HER TO BRING IT TO ME
35:00 <fawks> FFS
35:00 <fawks> PandasDontDrive: I don't like that tattoo
36:00 <fawks> it looks like a bad print and it's messy
36:00 <Cripla> PandasDontDrive, they rock - http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxkuotqnwo1qzpwi0o1_r2_500.gif
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> supposed to be messy
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's messy art
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehe but i respect ur opinion
37:00 <johninja> gta5boi
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> RISE OF THE ONIONS
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta show me online sometime j3!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> id scuk bawlz
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fcukmi
37:00 <The_Baron> what tattoo?
37:00 <fawks> who's tattoo is it
37:00 <simba> wtf
38:00 <johninja> /id scukbawlz
38:00 <fawks> he pm'd me The_Baron 
38:00 <fawks> pic of a tat
38:00 <The_Baron> what pic what tatt
38:00 <The_Baron> aaahhhh
38:00 <Serenity> herp
38:00 <The_Baron> derp
39:00 <fawks> I hate living next to this Leb cunt
39:00 <fawks> he comes and goes about 6 times a day and every time he does he slams the doori
39:00 <fawks> t shakes the whole building I'm going to scream 
39:00 <The_Baron> just pretend ur israeli, and just take over his place
39:00 <Serenity> fuck i hate it when people slam my doori
40:00 <fawks> stfu
40:00 <fawks> seriously I wanna kil him
40:00 <johninja> fkn lebs
40:00 <fawks> :(
40:00 <Serenity> ead
40:00 <fawks> it scares the shit out of me
40:00 <fawks> sometimes he comes home at 5am and does t and it wakes me 
40:00 <fawks> and I'm scared to say anything cos he's muzzy and be heard him bash his wife lil 
41:00 <fawks> i*
41:00 <simba> just assert ur authority
41:00 <fawks> and get punched in the throat? no thanks
41:00 <johninja> grow a beard and then assert your alpha status
42:00 <fawks> lol get fucked charlotte
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <simba> no just let him know you have 1000 cousins in a confident assertive way and he will shrivel
42:00 <johninja> get your cousins to come kick the door in
42:00 <fawks> he prob has the same amount lol
42:00 <The_Baron> nah, just find a US neighbour, get him to throw shit at that dirty lebo, and ur alliance will be VICTORIOUS
42:00 <fawks> I'd start a war
42:00 <The_Baron> SEND THOSE SAND NIGGERS BACK TO THE DESERT SO WE CAN HAVE ALL THE OLVE TREES 
42:00 <simba> he isnt gonna hit someone who lives in the same building (that isnt his wife)
42:00 <johninja> "i'm calling my cousins" "same" and then you find out you are related
43:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFg21x2sj-M&feature=youtube_gdata_player
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Giant Ant Hill Excavated (Dec 24, 2010) 3:16 - Category: Education - 3,127,992 views - 17,931 likes (98.2%), 322 dislikes (1.8%)
43:00 <fawks> lmao
43:00 <fawks> nah he's muzzo
43:00 <fawks> no relations
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> i c
43:00 <johninja> no muslims thnx
44:00 <The_Baron> <simba> he isnt gonna hit someone who lives in the same building (that isnt his wife) <---hahaaha okay I squirted juice out my nose on that one
44:00 <The_Baron> hhahaha
44:00 <simba> ill smoke weed to that
44:00 <simba> ill smoke weed 2 anything
44:00 <fawks> imagine I'm taking the rubbish out and he throws me in the bun
44:00 <Doodle> VA SUCER UN BAISE
44:00 <fawks> bin
44:00 <fawks> lol Doodle 
45:00 <simba> imagine if you have the confidence to confront him and he backs down
45:00 <simba> :D
45:00 <fawks> the rubbush bun bru
45:00 <fawks> imagine stfu I'm not a 6'4 Leb dude
45:00 <Serenity> doodles a fgy
45:00 <simba> a 5 foot nothing leb woman is scarier than a 6'4 meathead
45:00 <Serenity> fgt
45:00 <simba> ok
45:00 <Doodle> a what now
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> URAFGTM8
45:00 <fawks> a fgy
45:00 <Serenity> faggy
46:00 <fawks> lol simba
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> my tattoo fox lol outline from last yr
46:00 <fawks> oh
46:00 <fawks> oops
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ink culture man, someone doesnt like it it just makes u love it more
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
47:00 <faux> ok
47:00 <faux> sez
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna get the colours touched up same time i get more on the forearm and bicep
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
47:00 <faux> you know that article
47:00 <faux> bout the kids in the hills
48:00 <simba> you mean king of the hill
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> the kids in the hills, do they have eyes?
48:00 <faux> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521752/Children-incest-cult-living-deformed-mute-Australian-valley.html
49:00 <faux> Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts had sex with one another over four generations, raising childen in squalid conditions who themselves grew up to become intimate and have more inbred children.
49:00 <The_Baron> makes me proud to be australian, faux
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> farkn hell
50:00 <Serenity> yer
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean cousin cousin marriage is ok
50:00 <Serenity> its gross man
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> though not over generations
50:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dueling Banjos Deliverance (Jan 10, 2008) 4:12 - Category: Entertainment - 9,369,765 views - 23,015 likes (98.1%), 452 dislikes (1.9%)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> genetically ok
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all have cousin cousin ancestors ;)
51:00 <Cripla> http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/dancefail-12.gif
51:00 <The_Baron> HAHAHAHAHA
52:00 <Doodle> lol i love that gif
52:00 <Doodle> BLAM
52:00 <Cripla> take that !
52:00 <The_Baron> SHE GOT KNOCK DA FUCK OUT!!
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk is my mate
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want ma laptop fixed NOW!
55:00 <faux> NORTH Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has had his uncle executed after declaring the former second-most powerful man in his regime was "worse than a dog". 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me of Pol Pot
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> had his family and friends killed
55:00 <Serenity> My Dear Friend and Partner,
55:00 <Serenity> Greetings to you my Dear Beloved, my name is Gina Hope Rinehart, a great citizen of Australia,born in Perth, Western Australia,I am sending you this email and I believe you must have been getting something similar but still seems this is the only best way of communication apart from telephone conversation, but we cannot because there are Bad people in the world and will not recognize the 
55:00 <Serenity> good ones, so I advice you to settle down and read this mail comprehensively and you will know I am for real,i have a mission for you worth ($200,000,000.00) Two Hundred Million Dollars which I intend to use for CHARITY.Please reply if interested via this [email protected]
55:00 <Serenity> God Bless You.
55:00 <Serenity> Gina Hope Rinehart
56:00 <Serenity> what.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> put to labor work first
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <The_Baron> much betrayal such worse doge wow!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's nothing uncommon though hey The_Baron
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Royal Families have been doing it for centuries
56:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> killing their brothers their fathers
56:00 <The_Baron> gotta thin out the bloodlines every so often
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks to um
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> forget which queen of england now
57:00 <faux> a friend of mine has been sudying her ass offf to become a mortuary technician
57:00 <faux> like doing autopsies - finding cause of death etc
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was her fault that european families inherited a genetic flaw, some kinda disease thingo
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <faux> and she just applied for a job and some dumb leb chick is like
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldve wiped out the bunch of them
57:00 <faux> OMGZZZ BAEB I HOEP U GET IT . DAS LIKE NCIS STYLEZ
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <faux> 3toygnjbreoirgk
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Serenity> .
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba has red eyes 4:)
58:00 <faux> because autopsies only occur on NCIS.
58:00 <Doodle> i have red eyes atm
58:00 <simba> 4:1)
58:00 <simba> how many people r just blazed as fuck rn like 5 
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i was a poofter id rape simba
59:00 <Serenity> why have you turned into one of these random fucking dickheads WiLd_TuRkeY
59:00 <simba> that are active
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> back Serenity im ur friend
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im not tryin to be a dickhead im here to make friends
59:00 <Serenity> you used to be normal. now you just dribble random shit like the beagles of irc
59:00 <Serenity> why
59:00 <The_Baron> because beagle and chris aren't here, Serenity
59:00 <simba> yea lol
59:00 <simba> he stands out now
59:00 <Serenity> theyre not here for a reason
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <Serenity> we dont need more
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh is enough crazy
59:00 <simba> they protected his retardation and because hes friendly people thought he was ok
59:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=263940573756357&set=vb.203716456445436&type=2&theater
59:00 <The_Baron> u should let them in at the hours of 2-5am
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> for irc forever
00:00 <The_Baron> it can be rather amusing
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like beehhh huhu tho he shits me hard
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah 2-5!
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Serenity what do i habe to do to make peace with u
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> vote of hands?
00:00 <faux> habe
00:00 <Serenity> be normal
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i am normal
00:00 <faux> firstly leave the channel
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am mammal
00:00 <faux> secondly leave irc
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sometimes i like saying things
00:00 <faux> thirdly sell your computer
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fart
00:00 <simba> agreed
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> there, that's a beagle thing to type
01:00 <The_Baron> what is the measure or normality?
01:00 <simba> i saw WiLd_TuRkeYs pic too he is a typical drunk simple aussie bogan 
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol fawks three things i wont be doing as i have no REAL life
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> the measure
01:00 <simba> and when u poke him he says funny dumb stuff
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hrmm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> we shouldnt claim one
01:00 <Serenity> normal is subjective
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> entropy is rampant here
01:00 <The_Baron> so he's the drunk uncle of the chan?
01:00 <Serenity> but it'd be really great if people didnt just dribble shit all through the channel
01:00 <simba> yea but the uncle u HATE
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do i look like a bogan https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s720x720/1463019_10153556616600389_562360344_n.jpg
02:00 <The_Baron> what Netz would call SLOODING
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh time to read
02:00 <faux> i love all my uncles
02:00 <faux> :")
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> pz baron
02:00 <Serenity> netz was a bit of a dick
02:00 <Mew> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/the-case-of-incest-and-depravity-which-came-to-rest-in-the-hills-of-a-quiet-country-town/story-fnixwvgh-1226780575248
02:00 <Serenity> to be fair
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well Serenity ur thorts have been taken as a note
02:00 <Mew> how intense is that shit 
02:00 <faux> just pasted that mew
02:00 <The_Baron> he was an oddball
02:00 <faux> sickening
02:00 <The_Baron> but I got along with him tremendouslyh
02:00 <faux> :(
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but i love being random and anonymance
02:00 <Doodle> THORTS
02:00 <faux> gross grandparents
02:00 <Mew> its out of control!
02:00 <The_Baron> I liked how he could tell u where u are by postcode
02:00 <Serenity> he basically stalked the whole channel
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <faux> its seriously like
02:00 <faux> the hills have eyes
02:00 <Mew> i wonder if theres any hillbilly incest cults over here lol
02:00 <The_Baron> he was like a spastic rainman who liked tickles
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whos that The_Baron ' netz ?
02:00 <Mew> theres heaps of room to do it
03:00 <doctor> I'm worn out troll
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah netz
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen netz
03:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, I don't remember seeing netz.
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha
03:00 <Mew> Deliverance hahaha
03:00 <Mew> SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAL
03:00 <The_Baron> I aint seen him for years on this
03:00 <faux> i havent seen that
03:00 <doctor> There was a time when I enjoyed stirring people emotions
03:00 <faux> ol
03:00 <faux> lol*
03:00 <doctor> but the art of trolling only ever ends in exhaustion
03:00 <The_Baron> this aint trolling
03:00 <doctor> cause the joke is always on you
03:00 <faux> is it like the hillss have eyes
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer doctor i sometimes play on peoples emotions to a point
03:00 <The_Baron> after years on and off, this shit is just endearment
04:00 <doctor> There's not too many trolls left of austnet
04:00 <The_Baron> and remembering when trolling was just called flaming
04:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_55Lopyevy8
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> NOT THE POINT WHERE THEY WANT TO KILL U
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Squeal Like A Pig (Deliverance) (Sep 5, 2012) 4:46 - Category: Music - 53,828 views - 29 likes (70.7%), 12 dislikes (29.3%)
04:00 <doctor> Just mentally ill people and what not
04:00 <doctor> true The_Baron
04:00 <doctor> flame wars
04:00 <The_Baron> exactly
04:00 <simba> flame wars
04:00 <simba> i forgot about flaming
05:00 <simba> burn still carried on tho
05:00 <The_Baron> I remember lol'ing before lol'ing was cool and socially acceptable
05:00 <The_Baron> BUT I NEVER DID IT IRL
05:00 <doctor> lots of love
05:00 <doctor> xox
05:00 <The_Baron> then all these young fucks running around drunk screaming ROFFELCOPTER BRO
05:00 <Mew> lol
05:00 <Mew> welcome to facebook
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew is a babe
06:00 <doctor> roflmaol
06:00 <The_Baron> and the art of w00t is a dead one aint it
06:00 <The_Baron> no more w00tles Mcw00tang Clan
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew id love to see her in a bikini plz mew for xmas 
06:00 <Doodle> this conversation makes me want to kill myself
06:00 <fawks> me 2
06:00 <Serenity> saym
06:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wear a satna or playboy elf suit
06:00 <simba> a lot of older people that found the internet in their mid/late twenties dont realise how humiliating it is to use pwned and how it must always be spelled pwned but prounounced owned like a human being
06:00 <fawks> I want to vomit all over WiLd_TuRkeY 
07:00 <fawks> he reeks of desperation 
07:00 <Doodle> instead i'm going to get stoned and wash my car
07:00 <simba> saying pwned should result in death
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id make u clean my bloody shirt fawks
07:00 <The_Baron> indeed simba
07:00 <doctor> pooned
07:00 <Doodle> oh joy
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> then have u cahrged with assault
07:00 <fawks> another fuckwit arrived
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> spitting is a assault
07:00 <MadScientist> dis cunt needs a +b
08:00 <MadScientist> a assult
08:00 <simba> agreed
08:00 <MadScientist> assault
08:00 <fawks> WiLd_TuRkeY kill yourself and rid us of your alt capZ nickname please
08:00 <simba> cs_assualt
08:00 <simba> lol assualt
08:00 <simba> f
09:00 <Serenity> effffffff
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you people are why people kill themselfs
09:00 <Serenity> 35 degrees and its only just gone midday
09:00 <The_Baron> c'mon people it's almost christmas
09:00 <The_Baron> we can wait 11 more days
09:00 <fawks> wurcinb
09:00 <fawks> aircon*
09:00 <Serenity> yeah im sitting infront of the ac
09:00 <Serenity> but i have to go out in it to get the kids at 2
09:00 <simba> lol WiLd_TuRkeY, thats on u not us mate
10:00 <Serenity> HOTTEST time of the fucking day mind
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ull need more then a ac when im done
10:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdzLA6yEUwY
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANKLEPANTS [speak you little facehead] (Oct 2, 2008) 4:32 - Category: Music - 72,122 views - 307 likes (88.2%), 41 dislikes (11.8%)
10:00 <Serenity> plz. dont
10:00 <fawks> do you have aircon in your car
10:00 <Serenity> yuh
11:00 <fawks> so why you complaining!
11:00 <Serenity> cause i still have to get OUT of the car
11:00 <Serenity> gosh
11:00 <Cripla> http://www.drodd.com/images8/funny-gif9.gif
11:00 <Doodle> sezz you need a 2 seater
11:00 <Doodle> make them walk
12:00 <Doodle> 'sorry no room'
12:00 <Cripla> lol
12:00 <Cripla> that could work'
12:00 <Doodle> works for me
12:00 <Cripla> my nbn gets turned on in 20 mons
12:00 <Serenity> lol rob
12:00 <Cripla> mins..
12:00 <Serenity> ants been trying to convince me he can ride his bike to school
12:00 <Mew> niiiiiice
13:00 <Serenity> http://forum.renoise.com/public/style_emoticons/default/w00t2.gif
13:00 <Mew> theyre doing nbn over here now
13:00 <simba> ants cant ride bikes
13:00 <Juztin> is this a better nickname for u all no alternating CaPz?
13:00 <Juztin> 13,1is this a better nickname for u all no alternating CaPz?
13:00 <Skrotus> maybe really little bikes
13:00 <simba> no the idea was to leave irc not change your nickname
13:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS THIS, A BIKE FOR ANTS?
14:00 <Cripla> http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20101206/1000/new_funny_gif_35.gif
14:00 <Caterpillar> welcome all
14:00 <Caterpillar> doodle hi
14:00 <Caterpillar> simba how are you mate
14:00 <Doodle> fuck off dicknob
14:00 <Caterpillar> hi skrotum
14:00 <simba> im with Doodle
14:00 <simba> leave irc: fred bear, wild turkey
14:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1461239_619678944761766_1037618107_n.jpg
15:00 <JuztinJohnz> 9b)
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <JuztinJohnz> 9:b)
15:00 <JuztinJohnz> grrrrrr
15:00 <Doodle> hey
15:00 <JuztinJohnz> 9:)
15:00 <MadScientist> cockeaters
15:00 <MadScientist> all of you
16:00 <Serenity> http://thechive.com/2012/08/09/self-portraits-done-to-a-different-drug-every-day-45-photos/
16:00 <JuztinJohnz> go buy me a slab of beer MadScientist
17:00 <MadScientist> fuck
19:00 <fawks> holy shit lol
19:00 <fawks> I just screamed really loud
19:00 <fawks> "slam it again you fuck" and he shut it so softly 
20:00 <fawks> rfl I'm so scared
20:00 <JuztinJohnz> i slam
20:00 <JuztinJohnz> u slam
20:00 <JuztinJohnz> we all slam
20:00 <fawks> no
20:00 <fawks> don't use my line
20:00 <fawks> get out
20:00 <Serenity> 2012 called. it wants fawks joke back
20:00 <JuztinJohnz> for mardi gra
21:00 <simba> lol fawks good job
21:00 <fawks> omg lol im actually terrified I can't believe how softly he shut it it was like a baby 
21:00 <simba> he wont be slamming that door again
21:00 <fawks> I've never screamed so loud in my life
21:00 <fawks> lmak.
21:00 <simba> that owns
21:00 <fawks> lmao*
21:00 <simba> slam it again, you fuck - satan
22:00 <fawks> he prob thinks I'm crazy 
22:00 <fawks> lol :/
22:00 <JuztinJohnz> enrique iglesias feat pitbull - i like it.mp3
22:00 <Serenity> LOL mental image of her eyes glowing red
22:00 <Serenity> n sounding like the devil
22:00 <simba> enrique iglesias feat pitbull - i like it.mp3
22:00 <simba> me too
22:00 <MadScientist> oh man
22:00 <Serenity> SLAM IT AGAIN ROWWR
22:00 <MadScientist> deez nuggetz
22:00 <fawks> lollll
22:00 <fawks> seriously I snapped 
23:00 <simba> if he saw the fire in your eyes he wouldve moved out tonight
23:00 <fawks> I heard him opening it and the anger just built up lol
23:00 <fawks> he does it so many times a day it's really bad 
23:00 <fawks> no consideration 
23:00 <fawks> ok brb
23:00 <JuztinJohnz> just like excercising
23:00 <johninja> okbrbchik
24:00 <Caterpillar> fawks and johninja  welcome back
24:00 <johninja> Compuworld
24:00 <Caterpillar> johninja how are you buddy
24:00 <johninja> which one is Caterpillar?
24:00 <Caterpillar> how is the fawks going
24:00 <faux>  fred dick
24:00 <faux> hey partay
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> arr hot out
25:00 <partay> Afternoon 
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> jks jks
25:00 <MadScientist> Serenity
25:00 <johninja> hi
25:00 <MadScientist> i need more nuggets
25:00 <partay> Work party .... Engage 
25:00 <Serenity> TOUGH
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <MadScientist> MOAR
25:00 <Loof> Things just got partgay
25:00 <partay> Loof: You wish
25:00 <Serenity> its just chicken and bread crumbs geesh
25:00 <Caterpillar> faux are you still upset because you are bulbous and big boned, not my fault love, eat a salad, dont blame me
25:00 <MadScientist> and i wanna eat something else
25:00 <MadScientist> ;)
26:00 <Serenity> pasta?
26:00 <MadScientist> not quite
26:00 <faux> youre the only upset one bitching about me 247
26:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <partay> Caterpillar:  still retarded ? 
26:00 <faux> grow up youre like 40
26:00 <partay> Andrew come on now 
27:00 <MadScientist> why is Caterpillar not banned
27:00 <MadScientist> 4rl
27:00 <faux> ask your wife
27:00 <Loof> Who faux?
27:00 <Serenity> because the ops here are shit
27:00 <Serenity> etc
27:00 <faux> Caterpillar, loof
27:00 <partay> Don't be a spastic your whole life
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb j3
27:00 <Loof> Ah that cocksag
27:00 <johninja> ty
27:00 <faux> oui
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
27:00 <johninja> ke pasa~
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> qe
28:00 <partay> Poco loco
28:00 <faux> gacamole
28:00 <faux> guacamole*
28:00 <simba> <@Serenity> because the ops here are shit - lol 
28:00 <Serenity> burrito
28:00 <johninja> mmm
28:00 <johninja> good idea
28:00 <MadScientist> quack a mole
29:00 <Loof> Mustard stains on my cock
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawnies
29:00 <faux> i dont even know why there are rules on banning people whats longie gonna do randomly appear and yell at you all
30:00 <faux> he doesnt seem to give a shit about this place lol
30:00 <Doodle> ^^
30:00 <Doodle> JUS DO IT NIGGAZ
30:00 <faux> you shuuld be free to ban whoevs
30:00 <faux> should*
30:00 <johninja> `ban Doodle
30:00 <Loof> Ban beehhh
30:00 <Doodle> :o
30:00 <Serenity> lol you know whats funny
30:00 <Doodle> well i never
30:00 <Serenity> i ban people i get sooked at
30:00 <faux> vot
30:00 <Serenity> i dont ban people i get sooked at
30:00 <johninja> vut
30:00 <faux> you only get sooked at by the people who you ban lol
30:00 <Serenity> i really just dont care anymore
30:00 <faux> its natural
30:00 <Cripla> ok its time to see if this fibre works
30:00 <Loof> Cant win dont try sez
30:00 <faux> gl crip
31:00 <johninja> gg
31:00 <Serenity> UR REKIN AUZTNET
31:00 <Serenity> FFS
31:00 <faux> only pieter says that
31:00 <faux> oh
31:00 <johninja> awolf
31:00 <faux> and awolf
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Serenity> i think it was awolf
31:00 <faux> and screwss
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <Serenity> and screwss
31:00 <Serenity> LOL
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <johninja> (and faux)
31:00 <johninja> oh woops
31:00 <faux> GO T HELL CHARLOTTE
31:00 <Serenity> hes been bugging excessive about it lately
31:00 <faux> screwss is just a baby girl
31:00 <faux> ive never seen a grown man whinge so much
31:00 <faux> sheesh
32:00 <Serenity> and hes telling everyone him and longie are mates..
32:00 <faux> looool
32:00 <faux> who is screws - longie
32:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Serenity> wtf
33:00 <Serenity> i didnt do that
33:00 <Serenity> WTF
33:00 <MadScientist> lol
34:00 <johninja> http://tearsinthejungle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Dick-Smith-LOW-RES-682x1024.jpg 
34:00 <MadScientist> u fkt it m8
34:00 <johninja> not content with ruining austnet she hs to ruin the topic also
34:00 <johninja> gr8
34:00 <faux> thats not even the full story
34:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/POLAR-FT7F-HEART-RATE-MONITOR-BLUE-LILAC-SPECIAL-PRICE-POSTED-DAILY-SPECIAL-/221325762523?pt=AU_Exercise_Accessories&hash=item33880b1fdb
34:00 <faux> apparently she was maxing out his credit cards
34:00 <Serenity> i need this
34:00 <Serenity> woops
35:00 <faux> and he was stressing out cos he didnt have the cash to pay
35:00 <faux> so he killed himself
35:00 <Serenity> rong chan
35:00 <faux> it wasnt just cos he was shopping
35:00 <faux> she*
35:00 <MadScientist> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1463725_450546038380156_1308758762_n.jpg
35:00 <faux> wtf $104
36:00 <Serenity> yessss thats cheap
36:00 <Serenity> NEED
36:00 <faux> you can find ones that do the same thing for $10.
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Serenity> no you cant
36:00 <johninja> yous are funny lol
37:00 <faux> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Keep-Fit-Pulse-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Counter-Exercise-Touch-Sensor-Design-Watch-/271339402851?pt=AU_Wholesale_Lots_Jewellery&var=&hash=item3f2d16b663
37:00 <faux> lol.
37:00 <Doodle> srsly
37:00 <Serenity> rofl that doesnt do anything the other one does
37:00 <Doodle> fuck washing your hands after a piss, my dick is cleaner than my hands
37:00 <simba> <@Serenity> i really just dont care anymore - A Biography Illustrating the Rise and Fall of Austnet's Most Breathtaking Op
37:00 <Doodle> stupid idea
37:00 <Serenity> simba
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Serenity> i genuinely hate you
37:00 <Caterpillar> 33 is 40 on irc, same way faux's size 16 is size 24
37:00 <Serenity> shut up
37:00 <Doodle> people should feel priveleged to shake my unwashed hand
37:00 <simba> youre a genuinely bad op, resign
38:00 <faux> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/New-Calorie-Counter-Pulse-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Stop-Watch-/390682513913?pt=AU_Exercise_Accessories&hash=item5af67e11f9
38:00 <MadScientist> everyone feels the same Serenity
38:00 <Serenity> faux you need to read what the watches do
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Caterpillar> overweight lebo women that wear a burka lol
38:00 <Serenity> those cheap ones are exactly that
38:00 <faux> i dont wanna
38:00 <Serenity> cheap crap that dont work
39:00 <johninja> skeet skeet
39:00 <MadScientist> the cheap ones you have to hold ur finger on it
39:00 <MadScientist> its not real time monitoring
39:00 <Serenity> its not even accurate
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1460020_10201005306710645_2095518020_n.jpg
40:00 <Serenity> plus the polar has chest heart monitoring
40:00 <Serenity> lol doodle
40:00 <faux> time to beat off
40:00 <Serenity> challenge accepted
40:00 <MadScientist> lol Doodle
40:00 <MadScientist> fuck woman
40:00 <Doodle> its always time to beat off faux
40:00 <Serenity> yeah
40:00 <Serenity> get out
40:00 <Doodle> io mean beat off, faux
40:00 <Shadowgate> MadScientist is funny lol
40:00 <Doodle> *i
40:00 <MadScientist> fuck you mate
40:00 <Shadowgate> lol
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <faux> ok
41:00 <Doodle> *beat off on faux
41:00 <Doodle> there
41:00 <johninja> MadScientist is mad lol
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <Serenity> mad in the head
41:00 <MadScientist> not really
41:00 <Doodle> ^_^
41:00 <Serenity> 4sure
41:00 <TheRon> i think michael jackson had a song about beating off
41:00 <simba> i think thats just your Gutter Mind.
41:00 <Doodle> yeah it was called rockin robin
41:00 <johninja> VeryUpsetScientist
41:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Its All Over [Bang! Pow! Boom! [Nuclear Edit - 2010]
42:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1185128_655285927848159_907692119_n.jpg
42:00 <TheRon> ribbed for her pleasure?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> souuup time
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope im hungry by dinner time
43:00 <Serenity> who doesnt know how to use a bobby pin...
43:00 <Serenity> wtf
43:00 <MadScientist> what
43:00 <MadScientist> its just logic
43:00 <simba> if u were a logical thinker u would realise that the insane clown posse coming out of ur speakers sounded bad
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> icp dissing eminem and look at them now
44:00 <TheRon> i don't know how to use a bobby pin
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> compared to him
44:00 <Serenity> that was over like 10 years ago
44:00 <MadScientist> lol @ simba
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather listen to the entire John Cena album than one ICP song
44:00 <Serenity> and eminem was the one who started it
44:00 <MadScientist> have you even listened to em
44:00 <simba> i used to think they were a joke put in movies and stuff like this pretend slipknot of hip hop or something
44:00 <simba> but no theyre real
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and eminem won
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I did like ICP for a while ... they're coming out again soon
45:00 <Serenity> not really
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> eninem beat out all his competition
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> well he did
45:00 <johninja> wow
45:00 <TheRon> nothing beats the beastie boys
45:00 <MadScientist> eminem sold out
45:00 <MadScientist> end of story
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> they all do
45:00 <Serenity> its comparing apples and oranges really. icp never hit mainstream
45:00 <Serenity> and never intended to
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ICP are just really crap wrestlers who can't rap either
45:00 <johninja> eminem isn't the bestest raper
45:00 <Serenity> eminem did
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he's brought out some good new stuff
45:00 <Caterpillar> Kanye West is pretty smart, he hangs around with like architects he is so smart and educated
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt mind icp
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing wrong with mainstream
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Shaggy's solo album is better
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> kayne is a dick and his music is shit
45:00 <faux> lmaooo
45:00 <TheRon> kanye west bones karadashians
45:00 <faux> black dora https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=281980128593400&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he stated that he's the biggest cock and roll star in history
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's mental
46:00 <Serenity> half the time people just talk shit without even knowing why thats what annoys me more
46:00 <simba> eminem is a gaylord 
46:00 <Serenity> 'dey fagits'
46:00 <Serenity> yeah but why
46:00 <Serenity> dey just r
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> eminem has a brilliant mind
46:00 <johninja> 0nDick
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta respect a guy that can think least 40 bars ahead
46:00 <simba> hes a joke now hes got as much substance as green day
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound like a Jugalette sezz
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> bs
46:00 <Serenity> certainly am
46:00 <Serenity> what of it
46:00 <johninja> sick green day burn
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Survival is one of the greatest hip hop anthems ever
47:00 <simba> his songs have pop stars and choruses of "woaah ooaahs"
47:00 <simba> hes been awful for 10 years
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> the demographic
47:00 <Caterpillar> kim kardashian has a fucking huge ugly fat arse, probably does massive turds aswell
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> would disagree
47:00 <johninja> he ruined rap musik
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't argue with Sezz ... she's a Juggalette
47:00 <Serenity> i just dont see the point in knocking music people listen do
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> but personal opinion sure
47:00 <Serenity> to
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they're special people
47:00 <Serenity> its just stupid
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i dont mind icp like i said
48:00 <simba> sometimes peopole listen to bad music 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> want some soup?
48:00 <johninja> <PandasDontDrive> yer i dont mind icey pee like i said
48:00 <Serenity> its all reletive
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's to say the music you listen to isnt bad music?
48:00 <MadScientist> it's usually the ones that diss em havnt actually listened to em
48:00 <Serenity> your taste isnt absolute and its fucking stupid to think it is
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen ICP live
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^what MadScientist, or they're bias before listening
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I still diss them
48:00 <MadScientist> exactly
48:00 <Serenity> so have i
48:00 <simba> some people help bad music strengthen and kill off good music and for that they listen to bad music and should be told so
48:00 <Serenity> who gives a shit
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love all sorts
49:00 <MadScientist> what the fuck are you even on about simba
49:00 <MadScientist> shut up
49:00 <Serenity> icp is never going to be played on your radio or be imposed to you in mainstream media
49:00 <Serenity> so why do you care
49:00 <MadScientist> this is an adult conversation
49:00 <simba> icp are mainstream..
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> they were huge
49:00 <Serenity> they are not and they never have been
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing ICP right now but don't tell anyone ... Rainbows n Stuff
49:00 <Serenity> part of any mainstream playing
49:00 <Mew> i remember them being popular when i started high school
50:00 <MadScientist> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Rainbows & Stuff [Bizaar - 2000]
50:00 <simba> they were fucking huge, totally in the mainstream of their genre
50:00 <Mew> i tried listening to them but it was horrid
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're crap
50:00 <faux> i dnt even know who they are
50:00 <faux> .
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Serenity> they still are huge with their fans. youre confusing popular with mainstream
50:00 <faux> like i dont think ive ever heard a song
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they were worse wrestlers
50:00 <Mew> its like circus music with wrestlers rapping
50:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt have faux becuase theyre not played on teh radio
50:00 <faux> lmao
50:00 <faux> i dont even listen to the radio
50:00 <Mew> thats the simplest description i can give you lol
50:00 <faux> give me a 'good' song to listen to
50:00 <MadScientist> lol @ wrestlers
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> they arent comercial comercial
51:00 <MadScientist> they started jcw after they started icp
51:00 <Serenity> exactly josh
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if ICP weren't still important to their fans there's no way they'd bother touring all the way out here again
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like being dissed for loving manson
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Sezz has a point
51:00 <Serenity> problem is everyone takes what theyve done so seriously lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> still love I EAT CHILDREN
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas GET OUT NOW!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've met MM and he's the total cock of the universe
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shiz
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate that cunt ... his music isn't much better either
52:00 <MadScientist> id expect that to be the case Bastardly_One
52:00 <Serenity> they're still massive with their fan base. they still have their festivals every year that pull thousands. they dont want your business and they dont need it.
52:00 <Mew> if you were walking past the clowns at the royal show it'd be like that carny music but with some fat guy with face paint walking next to you rapping about stuff
52:00 <faux> wtf
52:00 <Caterpillar> faux, you should listen to some of your lebo music
52:00 <faux> ive heard like 10 seconds and im confused
52:00 <Bastardly_One> MadScientist, dude he is the most arrogant muso I've met and I've met a lot of musos
52:00 <simba> i think this is the most anyones spoken about ICP in the last 10 years
52:00 <faux> why is he singing like that
52:00 <simba> this chatroom now
52:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD
52:00 <Mew> i listened to the worst thing imaginable the other day
53:00 <Caterpillar> faux you favorite song is MIKA - BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
53:00 <Mew> its this seth efrikan thing called die antwoord
53:00 <Mew> what the FUCK is going on there
53:00 <MadScientist> Caterpillar fuck up
53:00 <Mew> i rub my dick on expensive shit?
53:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF6iBdGzFL4
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rainbows N' Stuff - ICP (Jun 28, 2011) 4:11 - Category: Music - 35,861 views - 122 likes (93.8%), 8 dislikes (6.2%)
53:00 <faux> im listening to this one
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk no wonder couldnt find france 24 news, on sbs 3 ffs
53:00 <faux> i dont like it :(
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's crap yes?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> could at least put spanish news on instead of fkn arabic
53:00 <faux> it sounds like ...
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Mew> carny music?
53:00 <faux> music on a kids show and then it gets angry
53:00 <simba> whales raping each other
53:00 <Serenity> its a piss take song. good one
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm omlette
54:00 <Mew> link a good one 
54:00 <faux> well i asked you to give me a 'good; one
54:00 <Serenity> no ty
54:00 <Serenity> im not defending myself lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I Want My Shit
54:00 <faux> i just went off what paul was listening to
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, manson is a genius
54:00 <simba> there r no good ones its bad music 
54:00 <MadScientist> faux
54:00 <Skrotus> icp is awful
54:00 <simba> lol panda
54:00 <faux> yes
54:00 <MadScientist> look up chicken huntin
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can have a personal opinion but you cant argue with truth
54:00 <faux> ok
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> read his autobiography
54:00 <MadScientist> thats one of the most popular
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or Dating Game
54:00 <Serenity> i like manson
54:00 <MadScientist> yeh
54:00 <Serenity> hes awesome
54:00 <Skrotus> he's hardly a genius
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's an intellectual
54:00 <Skrotus> trent reznor made him
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> highly intelligent
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> very articulate
55:00 <Serenity> people with opinions are fine. people with unfounded opinions or just talk shit piss me off
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a wonderful poet
55:00 <Serenity> I H8 DEM GUISE
55:00 <Serenity> i dunno y i jus do
55:00 <simba> thats in mainstream interviews fed to you where hes not going to show his retarded side
55:00 <faux> boom shaka boom shaka
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i agree Serenity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Skrotus is correct ... Mr Reznor made than cunt
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had personal experiences ... twice
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba you dont know what you're on about
55:00 <simba> yes i do sorry
55:00 <faux> he  says chicken too ma ny times
55:00 <Bastardly_One> total cunt of a human
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
55:00 <simba> ive read that stupid autobiography
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> so tell us about your taste in music
55:00 <Serenity> like what you like
56:00 <Serenity> no need to be a cunt about it
56:00 <Mew> i want chicken i want liver
56:00 <Serenity> is all im saying
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean u got me into opeth and im glad
56:00 <faux> yeah i dont like this one either
56:00 <faux> :S
56:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, try dating game ... that's another popular ICP track
56:00 <faux> ok
56:00 <faux> third time lucky
56:00 <simba> why do you always talk about me specifically instead of sticking to the topic
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im not gonna sit here and say i love jaggernaut just because they arent comercial
56:00 <Mew> cos yer a wizard simba
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> because you pick on what we like
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so that's you talking about us, indirectly
57:00 <simba> we = ??
57:00 <simba> im talking to u about manson..?
57:00 <Mew> nobody is picking on what anyone likes 
57:00 <faux> ryeah sorry
57:00 <Serenity> youre not going to like it faux no matter what song you chose
57:00 <Serenity> tbh
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know who we are
57:00 <faux> not my type of music
57:00 <TheRon> charlie manson?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shoosh Mew you werent even here
57:00 <Mew> theyre just expressing their dislike for some music
57:00 <Serenity> yes they are mew lol
57:00 <Serenity> no
57:00 <Serenity> it started cause simba was being the little troll cub again
57:00 <TheRon> i like tunes
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hi I'm Mew and I have to interrupt everyone's conversations and follow them into other channels to continue to do so.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up for once Mew.. sheesh
58:00 <simba> i wasnt trolling at all
58:00 <Mew> -_______________-
58:00 <Mew> so dumb
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes you come across as dumb
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> just sh for once and let people converse without your shit
58:00 <faux> calm your farm
58:00 <Serenity> lets not make this a pandas and mew argument
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now this is creepy carnival music
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnLNXquIBVs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Carousel by Mr. Bungle (Jul 28, 2009) 5:16 - Category: Music - 655,291 views - 2,616 likes (97.9%), 56 dislikes (2.1%)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Serenity> mr bungle rocks
58:00 <faux> im not wasting anymore internets
59:00 <Mew> same lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about babar
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fish omlette ftw
59:00 <Serenity> fish and egg?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye mon lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I like Tomahawk the most
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Mike Patton is just a god
00:00 <Bastardly_One> simple as that
00:00 <simba> mr bungle is the best 1 IMO 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting for soup to finish simmerin
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh now i can see that kim jung un story on tele woo
00:00 <Bastardly_One> damn tis is a GOOD song
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt856_nRxQk
00:00 <Serenity> i like to watch his wolf mother vid on youtube every now n then
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tomahawk - God Hates a Coward (Feb 21, 2006) 2:46 - Category: Music - 2,554,445 views - 12,668 likes (97.2%), 362 dislikes (2.8%)
00:00 <Serenity> it makes me laugh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> live too
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats ur all time fav song Bastardly_One?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, all time favourite song?
01:00 <faux> this song 
01:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hy_qMUHGP4
01:00 <faux> :D
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wilson Phillips - Hold On (Aug 30, 2012) 3:40 - Category: Music - 31,493 views - 179 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> better off asking what is my all time favourite band
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya all time ehe
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's ur all time fav band?
01:00 <Serenity> i hate questions like that i can never answer
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine's Bush
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fav song Perfect Day - Lou Reed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Clutch ... once seen live Clutch are ... OMG!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> bush or pogues, more for bush
02:00 <faux> this is the most hideous fucking thing ive ever seen in my entire life https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999468_1431186423777749_1157741541_n.jpg
02:00 <TheRon> young mc - bust a move
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the pogues ... told you my story yes?
02:00 <Mew> carrot fingers
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
02:00 <simba> good tomahawk video
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think
02:00 <faux> lmao carrot
02:00 <simba> BDO
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was drunk n stuff
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the one where I was singing along and he passed out singing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
02:00 <faux> i hate the round tip firstly and secondy how do you do anything with nails that long
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe ye
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky fker!
03:00 <Mew> she'd be handy if a guy got some crumbs lodged in his piss hole
03:00 <Mew> or if you had an itchy ear
03:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, they were fucking amazing this year
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky Bastard even
03:00 <Serenity> im fairly eclectic. but if i had to chose an absolute favourite band. hmmm id have to be a bit cliche and go with metallica
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> not bad uh
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> great songs
04:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nJLVP_s_M8
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butthole Surfers - Pepper (uncensored full version) (Aug 28, 2008) 4:58 - Category: Music - 107,327 views - 616 likes (98.4%), 10 dislikes (1.6%)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was that band that influenced metallica n others
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n never became famous
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> canadian band
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn!
04:00 <simba> every time i die
05:00 <faux> Mew
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Butthole Surfer live were awesome
06:00 <TheRon> the have other songs?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the last time ever I had acid
07:00 <Mew> foofy
07:00 <TheRon> i passed out to alcohol poisoning listening to pepper
07:00 <Mew> i really want the new triple j like a version cd
07:00 <faux> do you remember these
07:00 <faux> http://img1.etsystatic.com/009/0/6633814/il_570xN.465607857_d2zy.jpg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm turning soup into risotto
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn hot
07:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD WHO LINKED BUTTHOLE SURFERS
08:00 <Mew> TheRon <3
08:00 <TheRon> me!
08:00 <faux> i forgot they existed until my friend was saying how hideous they were the other day
08:00 <Mew> oh my god faux
08:00 <Mew> ...............
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <Mew> i had one
08:00 <Mew> :(
08:00 <Mew> and the wrist ones
08:00 <faux> i had a few 
08:00 <faux> yeah
08:00 <faux> and rings
08:00 <Mew> YES THE RINGS OMG
08:00 <faux> http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mpUzjFnuS5KV1a9ia7LYc9w.jpg
08:00 <Mew> oh hello me in 1996
08:00 <Mew> howzitgarn
08:00 <TheRon> i think there's a porno called the ring
09:00 <faux> my friedd was gagging cos apparnetly she saw a girl still wearing them on the weekend at a club
09:00 <simba> i bet u have it on dvbd
09:00 <simba> dvd
09:00 <Bastardly_One> loudest band ever I think I've seen was Ministry ... to the point I felt slightly ill at one point
09:00 <Mew> hahahah
09:00 <Serenity> i saw neon yellow ones
09:00 <Serenity> at kmart
09:00 <Mew> shes probably kept every item of jewellery since she was born
09:00 <Serenity> and orange
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <simba> loudest ive seen was hype williams that shit wouldve sent yall outide in 10 mins
09:00 <Serenity> like...
09:00 <Serenity> last week
10:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1467475_10151937929148183_1047015933_n.jpg
10:00 <faux> christmas nails.
10:00 <faux> vom
10:00 <Skrotus> :/
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ever have ur friends gf msg u to have them ring them?
10:00 <simba> vom
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o 
10:00 <Cripla> who my router is blinkkiing, its time
11:00 <Mew> i think the loudest one ive seen is dragonforce
12:00 <TheRon> i saw a beatles tribute band that was pretty loud
12:00 <simba> idk about loud guitar band
12:00 <Shadowgate> Skrotus did a face lol and faux posted a funny pic haha
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
12:00 <simba> alkaline trio destroyed my ears when i was 15
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> where's crash dangit
12:00 <simba> changed me in many way
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen crash
12:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, if you can't see crash here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
12:00 <Mew> i just looked at those nails
12:00 <Mew> why
12:00 <Mew> WHY
12:00 <TheRon> i reckon you am i put on a good show
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash mofo i got some sick shit for ac4 then mwahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk u prowl i got aviators on cunt
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
13:00 <simba> there r absolutely no good aussie bands to take you am i / grinspoon / all those bad bands mantles are there?
13:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J91_D-XSil0
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alkaline Trio - This Could Be Love (Jul 13, 2009) 3:48 - Category: Music - 384,360 views - 1,259 likes (98.1%), 24 dislikes (1.9%)
13:00 <Mew> how good are the lyrics in that one lol
13:00 <TheRon> nope
14:00 <TheRon> tim rogers is a legend
14:00 <Mew> i shat the bed and laid there in it hahahaha
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mantra is a great aussie band
14:00 <simba> Good Mourning
14:00 <simba> i was listening to clavicle the other week and remembering how funny the lirix r
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tim rogers still owes me $50
15:00 <Mew> bloodhound gang are pretty good for lyrics too
15:00 <Mew> lerrrrrrrrerkz
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> return of the great white dope is classik
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so gotta get scary movie
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> one i have wont play
17:00 <TheRon> simba who died??
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> kim jung uns uncle
17:00 <faux> looooooooool
17:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=782308698449833&set=vb.645798128767558&type=2&theater
17:00 <simba> ?
18:00 <TheRon> king jung's uncle or did he just call him uncle?
18:00 <simba> i have no idea m8
18:00 <TheRon> it was a good mourning so who died?
18:00 <simba> alkaline trio
18:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to this guitar and neil's voice ... best band in the world ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKR20OOc-nU
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clutch-The Promoter (Live) (Mar 28, 2006) 3:30 - Category: Music - 22,888 views - 86 likes (95.6%), 4 dislikes (4.4%)
19:00 <simba> no they r still kicking one of the few bands from that era that didnt turn hell gay or start raping kids or whatever
19:00 <simba> ok i play clutch
19:00 <simba> clutch and alkaline trio r both playing soundwave 2014
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2P2UfXh1Ao
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CLUTCH - Big News I and II (live, Oct. 5, 2001 (Jan 31, 2007) 9:54 - Category: Music - 16,372 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <Mew> did you go to warped?
20:00 <simba> the line up is actually ok kinda
20:00 <simba> no way
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> did that happen
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did ... and I am going to soundwave for nothing
20:00 <Mew> yeah it wasnt very big
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon he was executed
20:00 <Mew> my friend broke his arm there lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> FOR TRETCHERY ARRR
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> but yer executed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to Clutch this time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Clutch's aust hookup for pot
20:00 <TheRon> must have got him the wrong sandwich
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> check out al jazeera on sbs
21:00 <TheRon> what's the jist?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk cares
21:00 <simba> i would see glassjaw and GWAR and maybe alkaline trio and the black dahlia murder and trash talk and amon amarth  at soundwave
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it could affect their relationship with china
21:00 <simba> which is OK but cbf going to those crappy day fests hosted by that jew maddah
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> in a good way
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> effect*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> GWAR ... they're sooooooooooo ... shit
21:00 <simba> theyre hilarious mate
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn india man goin crazy
22:00 <simba> they spat green goo all over us
22:00 <simba> proper heavy + hilarious 
22:00 <simba> is cool
22:00 <Bastardly_One> true true
22:00 <Mew> LOL this status
22:00 <Mew> The best thing about my barber is the handjob I get when it's done.
22:00 <Mew> I've gotta stop cutting my own hair though it looks shit.
22:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXiecZtAniA
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One iN A milliOn - bOdyJar (Sep 26, 2006) 3:25 - Category: Entertainment - 317,685 views - 959 likes (96.8%), 32 dislikes (3.2%)
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> they shouold get rid of pakistan now and bring it back into india since there are so many indian (pakistani) muslim in india anyway
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab6lr2b66Ig
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clutch "Electric Worry" Music Video (Mar 24, 2007) 4:43 - Category: Music - 1,621,007 views - 6,280 likes (98.6%), 91 dislikes (1.4%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose Clutch are just plain old stoner/groove rock ... but fuck they're so good live it's criminal
23:00 <simba> the tickets are 180 bucks lmao
24:00 <simba> your fav bands probably playing half an hour at 2pm
24:00 <TheRon> does 180 include beer??
24:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AX81gv5aM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut me up [HQ uncensored] (Jan 21, 2010) 3:15 - Category: Music - 1,432,173 views - 14,672 likes (98.3%), 251 dislikes (1.7%)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tickets are nothing I am telling you ... I am not paying
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Clutch - Power Player.mp3 (4.32MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:43)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm with Clutch
24:00 <Doodle> da nannanah nah nah nah nahhhh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
24:00 <simba> clutch remind me of maylene and teh sons of disaster 
25:00 <TheRon> going to beerfest bastard?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Power Player ... awesome song
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, hopefully my new housemate does though
25:00 <TheRon> sinking beer and seeing bands sounds good to me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, if you had to pick a favourite Clutch song could you do it?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't ... they're all fucking awesome
26:00 <Doodle> no cos thats the only clutch song i know
26:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
26:00 <Doodle> its on a gta soundtrack
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah it is too
26:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I love their jams in between songs ... they jam out for a while somewhere during each set and it's always good
27:00 <simba> this 1 is for the warriors of teh pit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftpca3D_31o
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Every Time I Die - Hot Damn! - "Floater" (Oct 5, 2009) 2:56 - Category: Music - 38,103 views - 117 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
27:00 <TheRon> i forgot how good bodyjar were
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I use to skate with them back in the day
28:00 <Bastardly_One> half those bodyjar guys ... out around Vermont South
30:00 <Mew> apparently tim from big brother still hasnt recieved his prize money 
30:00 <Mew> suckaaaaaaaa
30:00 <TheRon> arseholes
31:00 <Mew> they should do one where its all psychos and nutters
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I think it might be GTA O time soon ... you people are boring
31:00 <Mew> id tune in
31:00 <Bastardly_One> BB down in a mental ward
31:00 <TheRon> i reckon turn longmarsh into the big brother house
32:00 <Mew> yessss
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WteGefeMiMc
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Turbonegro - "I Got a Knife" (Official Video) (Nov 21, 2012) 2:40 - Category: Music - 237,604 views - 1,254 likes (91.2%), 121 dislikes (8.8%)
42:00 <simba> thats a nice 1 Bastardly_One
43:00 <simba> wat about this 1
43:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsK0DasGvLU
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> rrr
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CKY Rio Bravo (Feb 25, 2009) 3:11 - Category: Music - 176,834 views - 668 likes (98.2%), 12 dislikes (1.8%)
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> this sucks balls deep
43:00 <simba> this riff still owns
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant have anyone around till like monday
43:00 <TheRon> y?
43:00 <Mew> remember the fuCKYou shirt
44:00 <simba> yea i still have 1,,
44:00 <simba> i always wanted a LISTEN TO CKY shirt
44:00 <Mew> http://d1x7zurbps6occ.cloudfront.net/product/large/30881-1-550x550.jpg
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause my neighbour has acting rehearsals ron for 14 more weeks for Fringe estival
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ima just grab couple bottles of red to drink over the weekend lol
46:00 <simba> heres a lovely soothing melody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anOpI0AE78
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Converge - You Fail Me (Sep 27, 2008) 5:39 - Category: Music - 81,344 views - 293 likes (95.8%), 13 dislikes (4.2%)
47:00 <Serenity> ahh i love this part
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this risotto cunt has made me feel so hot
48:00 <TheRon> another risotto??
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> turned my soup into risotto
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> (it was just basic veg and rice soup)
49:00 <Serenity> lol have a cold drink
51:00 <TheRon> beer?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> closed the doors put air con on sezz lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah vino today
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a cider/wine day
52:00 <simba> I JUST PAYED 16 BUCKS FOR BEYONCES ALBUM EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I ONLY HAVE $7.53 ON MY DEBIT CARD MY MOM IS GONNA YELL AT ME WHEN SHE SEES ME ACCOUNT IN THE RED TOMORROW BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE BEYONCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
52:00 <TheRon> r........ight!!!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like rhianna <3
52:00 <TheRon> simba you are hardcore
53:00 <simba> hxc
53:00 <Skrotus> I like rhianna's legs
53:00 <TheRon> i like rhianna's legs, they're so easy to spread, never oily or dry
53:00 <Skrotus> lol :/
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> rhianna is just yum lol
56:00 <simba> I just came three times in a row while mastrubating to your blog.. THANK YOU. It was awesome.
57:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Teardrop (Mar 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 15,165,972 views - 80,555 likes (98.8%), 964 dislikes (1.2%)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> "WHAT A STUPID GUN DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PARACHUTE"
58:00 <simba> that is a soothing melody
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fps fails
59:00 <Mew> the film clip used to crepe me owt
00:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEEI6VwMIek this 1
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zomby - Things Fall Apart (4AD) (May 5, 2011) 2:51 - Category: Music - 70,013 views - 436 likes (96.2%), 17 dislikes (3.8%)
00:00 <simba> 4AD 4U
02:00 <dawny> Hmmmmmmmmm.
15:00 <JuztinJohnz> simba is a ascii man
17:00 <simba> i am gonna have a good dinner somewhere tonight... !!!!
18:00 <TheRon> macca's?
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> i never go 2 maccas
18:00 <TheRon> kfc?
18:00 <simba> id like to throw subway in the mix but not on a friday night
18:00 <simba> no chance there
18:00 <simba> ~~subway owns~~
18:00 <JuztinJohnz> his going to st kilda to get his dick sucked by a 14yo 
18:00 <TheRon> dodgy indian?
19:00 <TheRon> or leb food?
19:00 <simba> no maybe thai
19:00 <simba> gud ti not bad ti
19:00 <simba> wild turkey - i am not from melbourne
19:00 <simba> i would love to make it to your party in st kilda tonight, however
20:00 <JuztinJohnz> 13yo 4 u
20:00 <Mew> subway is so satisfying
20:00 <TheRon> hookers??
21:00 <Mew> i completely understand why guys love having sandwiches made for them by bitches
21:00 <TheRon> bitches rule
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> its usually some timid indian kent tho
21:00 <JuztinJohnz> Mew will ever forever amaze me with spirtual growth
22:00 <Mew> do you go to an on the run subway?
22:00 <simba> Not UsuAllY
22:00 <JuztinJohnz> <TheRon> Bitcoins rule!
22:00 <Mew> the one i usually go to is all girls, some girls i went to high school with STILL work there lol
22:00 <TheRon> what are they?
22:00 <simba> im p suire the one on rundle st has women running it
22:00 <simba> sure*
23:00 <Mew> i didnt think theyd hire men
23:00 <simba> this other one just has this big authorative bitch one of those ones that is just the default big woman boss
23:00 <JuztinJohnz> Mew ill hire u to look after my fish "GOLD FISH"
23:00 <Mew> is the rundle st subway the one thats sort of tucked away?
24:00 <simba> its got teh glass front
24:00 <simba> near the top of run st
24:00 <Mew> oh the one with glass yes
25:00 <JuztinJohnz> no doubt mew will eat my goldfish being the hungry person she is
25:00 <Mew> i totes wouldnt
25:00 <Mew> id go to subway 
25:00 <simba> i think were going to a good italian pizza joint... to eat pasta
25:00 <Mew> ham salad pls
25:00 <Mew> mayo salt n pep
25:00 <Mew> what do you order?
26:00 <Mew> sometimes i think im gonna get a different bread but "honey oat" just comes out of my mouth every time
26:00 <simba> chicken fillet with old english cheese and mayo and a bunch of salada
27:00 <simba> sLt_n_PpA
27:00 <Mew> wrap it wrap it
28:00 <simba> im also hoping to increase my pringle intake tonight
28:00 <simba> its been too long
28:00 <TheRon> i like nuts
28:00 <simba> me 2
28:00 <simba> nuts and chips go well 2
28:00 <Mew> i used to get seafood extender until i started going out with a man who has a deep phobia of it
29:00 <Mew> do you like southwest sawse
29:00 <TheRon> why would you get seafood extender, you live in seafood heaven
29:00 <Mew> i wasnt living in seafood heaven back then TheRozzaaaa
30:00 <Mew> snapper closure ends on sunday hnnnnnnng
31:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ChbxMVgGV4
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Black (Unplugged 1992) (Mar 10, 2012) 5:29 - Category: Music - 2,191,882 views - 13,716 likes (98.7%), 174 dislikes (1.3%)
31:00 <TheRon> fucking love this song
35:00 <simba> me too what barney said
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if EB Games still trade Wii stuff?
36:00 <TheRon> simba no hands in the shower
36:00 <simba> fuk EB theyll give u 2 bux
36:00 <Skrotus> how is he supposed to wash himself without hands?
36:00 <Skrotus> :/
37:00 <TheRon> wash himself yes but not the other
38:00 <TheRon> start spreading the news
38:00 <TheRon> i'm leaving today
39:00 <TheRon> i wanna be apart of it new york new york
42:00 <Serenity> They do b1
42:00 <Serenity> Well here anyway
43:00 <faux> ffs
43:00 <faux> my phone is dead ... plugged into the charger n not turning on
43:00 <faux> piec of shit
47:00 <Mew> mine does that sometimes
47:00 <Mew> is yours a 4?
47:00 <Serenity> Kick it
47:00 <faux> yup
47:00 <Serenity> Off the balcony
47:00 <faux> but ispoke too soon'its on now
47:00 <Skrotus> lol
47:00 <Serenity> Kick it anyway
47:00 <Skrotus> iSpoke
47:00 <Mew> yeah i usually leave it for a while and by the time ive come back its sorted its shit out and gone to the charging screen
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <faux> lol it died again
50:00 <faux> i n eed a new chargerrrr
50:00 <TheRon> my sweet lord
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> wanna buy a kid?
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is really good
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> not
51:00 <Mew> faux have you seen loge?
51:00 <faux> i have an entire bag of iphone chargers
51:00 <faux> who?
51:00 <Mew> http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195npu3bvfagipng/ku-medium.png
51:00 <TheRon> the liberals will be encouraging child labour soon
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
51:00 <faux> lolololo mew
51:00 <dawny> Hahah.
52:00 <Skrotus> apparently peppa pig is feminist propaganda
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am watching it atm with my daughter
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont see how how
52:00 <Serenity> That show
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> sezz
52:00 <Serenity> Hypnotises kids
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley calls me daddy pig
53:00 <TheRon> makes more sense than in the night garden
53:00 <Skrotus> lol
53:00 <Serenity> Loll
53:00 <Serenity> Cute
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i think its because i burp alot
53:00 <Serenity> Lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> trying to get her to eat dinner atm
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> but she keeps running off and playing with opa
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
53:00 <Serenity> So glad my kids are older
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> swap?
53:00 <Serenity> No ty
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> i put some cute pics up on fb before
54:00 <TheRon> have you taught your kids that the kardashians are the work of the devil?
54:00 <Serenity> I dont have u on fb
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> only one person here does
55:00 <Serenity> My kids dont know who that kartrashians are
55:00 <TheRon> might have salami and cheese toasties for tea
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> loof bb
55:00 <Serenity> They dont watch tv
55:00 <Skrotus> yum
55:00 <Serenity> Or music videos
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am having cheese toasties atm for dinner
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> they just irc sezz?
55:00 <Skrotus> I have salami and cheese
55:00 <Skrotus> but I'm out of bread
55:00 <Serenity> Ye 4 sur
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley has been gone for more than 5 seconds
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> that means trouble
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb
57:00 <Serenity> Do you regret her name given miley cyruses latest misadventures
57:00 <TheRon> miley?
57:00 <TheRon> she naked swinging on a chandelier yet??
57:00 <Serenity> Lol
00:00 <Loof> Hey omfgbbqhax bb
03:00 <BlackDevil> NFL stadium stabbing spree. Several wounded after Denver Broncos game
04:00 <TheRon> the broncos will do that
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ye
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> vino tonite
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> might buy laptop cooling unit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 2 that don't fit mine
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye ima take laptop to office works
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> its um 14" no 15"
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> like i have it on the laptop thing u sit on ur lap but on couch with two books under the laptop
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so hasnt crashed today or all yesterday!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i really wana go movies but tired as fk bro, hows ur day goin Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not bad
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> relaxin ay
10:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be moving over the weekend ... so ... sort of
10:00 <TheRon> got a nurse coming over??
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha changed fb prof pic to pic in london Bateman Street
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> my bro took this lolarious pic in japan at the train station i gotta find it, the english translation is fkn hilarious
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> moving!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind the coming back and only taking the basics at first ... I hate getting used to a new place
16:00 <faux> do you feel like a pule you cant find ya missing piece tell me how youfeeee eeee eeeeel
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> true bro true
17:00 <faux> laptop coolin pads dont do jack shit
17:00 <faux> just clean your fans
17:00 <faux> with those air spray thingys
17:00 <faux> compressed air
17:00 <faux> w/evs
17:00 <simba> cooling pads are very good 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
18:00 <simba> the ideal thing to put your lappy on
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
18:00 <simba> its true i got one and my previously annoying piece of shit became invinvicble
18:00 <simba> invincible
18:00 <TheRon> i'd love a lappy
19:00 <simba> get 1
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehehe
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah sash couldnt make it today
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> another day goes by
19:00 <simba> the beach boys wouldnt it be nice
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahwell
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> still working fine on books
21:00 <simba> i used to do something like that until i got a pad and thankfully the problems stopped
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh
22:00 <TheRon> last night she said...........
22:00 <simba> i want you (TheRon) i want you so bad (TheRon) i want you (TheRon) i want you so bad (TheRon) 
22:00 <simba> i want you so bad its drivin me mad its driving me mad
23:00 <TheRon> no you don't
23:00 <simba> i want gazza 
23:00 <TheRon> get me a beer bitch
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmm
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok back
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> we just had a shower
25:00 <TheRon> we?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm shower time soon
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb j bro
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> my daughter and i
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> and sezz whats wrong with miley?
26:00 <TheRon> classy
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i remember havin shower wid my boy
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> so cute
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> why is it classy?
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is 2
26:00 <TheRon> oh!
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> and she helps clean oma's shower
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> like in um Collateral Damage uno when arnold is in the shower with his baby son
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye aye
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> u know u are the only irc person on my fb
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont trust other cunts
27:00 <TheRon> sorry irc you just assume pedo
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no shit
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got u n The_Baron
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> n sezz
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh no they can stalk me through u
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nah
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah sezz is ok
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> and the baron is sam aint it
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye[p
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah he is ok i spose
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> u like my new backgorund n dp?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> paused king kong by chance n those 3 skulls were on the screen so picd em lol
30:00 <Serenity> its ok
30:00 <Serenity> i wont stalk you
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> much
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah sezz is ok
30:00 <Serenity> yeah
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts like thestig
30:00 <Serenity> shes alright hey
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> she understands kids
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> they get u on fb
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> then fuck u over
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n post ur shit around
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n 4chan shit
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> dog cunt
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i heard he has cancer
31:00 <Serenity> that means i have to open fb
31:00 <Serenity> i cbf
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> to much effort
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> find her on my fb
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill try find me
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive never been to meeee
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok i will find sezz j
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob be hard
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob have a few with her name
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is calling someone on my mobile
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh well
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i should add ashlee
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> sezz has a blue car
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> its a ford
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> and blocked out license plate
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant stalk her more
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> aww
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> j
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley just put her dressing gown on by herself
34:00 <mr_ducati> punky ass motherffff
36:00 <beehhh> tony mockbel
36:00 <mr_ducati> what about him
37:00 <dawny> Hahah.
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> did u see
38:00 <beehhh> his appeal was declined
40:00 <beehhh> india wont hand over punit punit
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb bb
44:00 <Serenity> lol omfgbbqhax
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> ???
45:00 <Serenity> stalker
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> well when u hav sezz in yoiur name it makes it easy
46:00 <Serenity> haha thats why i put it there tbh
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> for stalkers?
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay 101 dalmation time
46:00 <Serenity> well most people know me as sezz
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> "pongo time daddy"
46:00 <Serenity> not sarah
46:00 <Serenity> easier to find
48:00 <beehhh> scroacher at perth
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> is it bad if your 2yo nearly knows all the words to a movie?
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> well she tries to say them all
48:00 <beehhh> bily n ruby
48:00 <Serenity> most 2 year olds do tbh
49:00 <Serenity> well its usually one movie
49:00 <Serenity> they obses over
49:00 <beehhh> going to be a heavy pour em clouds built up upon the sky
51:00 <beehhh> abbott is a good guy
51:00 <beehhh> stop harrasing women omfgbbqhax
51:00 <Skrotus> if by good you mean incompetent moron
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> `fkn ima wear air max's with skinnies
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh soz j was in shower
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kelevra!!!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 <3 <3 <3 hugz
53:00 <Kelevra> -hey omfgbbqhax and PandasDontDrive <3
53:00 <beehhh> Kelevra is going to do a pole dancing on the house
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi hi
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey u met sash right mel?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz caught up with him other day!
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sick
53:00 <Kelevra> how is he? he got his license and car yeah
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> so now we're mates again woop
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's awesome, yea he bought a bmw for a grand
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> even tho it cost 7
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> was worth 7 i mean
54:00 <beehhh> perth is more hotter than tassie i dont like hot town
54:00 <Kelevra> lol fuck that's alright
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he builds fixes computers n works a second job
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> still with his gf
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye mang
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> he looks like jeremy renner
54:00 <beehhh> nz is cooler
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the dude from jumper
54:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah chantelle?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu he even gave me the Aviator sunnies he had on!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah chaz
54:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck yeah, nice
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> speak of the devil brb
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> he juss msg
54:00 <Kelevra> haha kk
54:00 <beehhh> michelle johnson
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> i msg u cunt and u never reply
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> maybe its because i have no aviators
55:00 <romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw he said soz cant come fix lappy coz his son got dropped off early
55:00 <beehhh> G'day
55:00 <beehhh> sam
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol he said he had another pair so eh
55:00 <Kelevra> aww
55:00 <Kelevra> how old is his son?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh pm in here
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> 6
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> j sif fb msg me
56:00 <Kelevra> wow that's alright
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel add me on fb
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
56:00 <beehhh> time for you to become a mother
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima go for cig
56:00 <Kelevra> kk
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
56:00 <Skrotus> lol
56:00 <romeo> VB
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope u like my fucken background hahaha
56:00 <beehhh> i like to be friends with youth
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah mel add j and then i can stalk u
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shit fucken schunker
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno j i said about that fat cunt
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> drunk cunt
56:00 <romeo> a/s/l anyone?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> got him barred for life
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
57:00 <beehhh> shanuk
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he wants to b friends on fb n i have a suspician he will dog me to the bikie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1461012_10152056851848486_1126691879_n.jpg
57:00 <beehhh> shanulk
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> like my addy
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <romeo> mary-jane is my only friend
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a mary jane on there
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and her private profile
58:00 <Romeo\_> nice
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck i said cig aye i keep thinking bout porn
58:00 <beehhh> doctor were you in the 20men brawl outside the pub last nite
58:00 <Skrotus> when isn't he
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT U FKN START BABES 
59:00 <beehhh> i like ghost towns
00:00 <Romeo\_> =D =]
00:00 <beehhh> bit of arura n fog will the job
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed it's Friday the 13th
00:00 <beehhh> aurora
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino its too late for threats
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i was gonna say Skrotus "I'll drill for oil so hard into your arse There Will Be Blood!"
01:00 <Romeo\_> Barstardly_One do you have a regular pay day?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do
01:00 <Romeo\_> cool
01:00 <Romeo\_> :>
01:00 <beehhh> ironically scientist admitted that life could exists in jupiter's moon europa
01:00 <Romeo\_> Europa?
02:00 <Kelevra> bbs
02:00 <beehhh> they assumed small sized creatures could trace
02:00 <Romeo\_> sbs
02:00 <Romeo\_> i hope were still not talking about fossils
02:00 <Romeo\_> lets go collect stamps
02:00 <Romeo\_> :P
03:00 <Romeo\_> the world is big
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
03:00 <Romeo\_> fuck it im too high
03:00 <beehhh> they found water gashers on the moon's pole
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for the real rocknrolla
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> n the third one
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> everybody pray to the hollywood devils that they will stop throwing guy ritchie big budget films!
03:00 <Romeo\_> 77777777777777777777777777777777777
04:00 <beehhh> Romeo\_ 7days heatwave for perth
04:00 <beehhh> what are you gonna do?
04:00 <Romeo\_> okay cool but Europa?
04:00 <Romeo\_> hehe hide in the snow
05:00 <beehhh> brb getting towels back inside from the clothes line
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel ima take a selfie n put on fb lol
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
06:00 <Romeo\_> i got a hangover
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant stalk her j
07:00 <Romeo\_> sweeeeeeeeeeer
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> need to add her
07:00 <Romeo\_> t
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
07:00 <Romeo\_> *
07:00 <Romeo\_> swwwwwwwwwwwwet
07:00 <Romeo\_> um
07:00 <Romeo\_> does she look pretty?
08:00 <Romeo\_> ...
08:00 <Romeo\_> can i stalk my own questions?
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> u may
08:00 <Romeo\_> cooool
09:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/FJ2AVSe.jpg
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would add mew
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> but she is too sexy
10:00 <Mew> qrrrr qrrrrr
10:00 <Romeo\_> it's almost like a document>>>
10:00 <Skrotus> that guy is cool
11:00 <Mew> 10/10 for effort
11:00 <beehhh> i m moving to canada
11:00 <Romeo\_> Mew done much today?
11:00 <Romeo\_> canadian bacon
11:00 <beehhh> perth is hot
11:00 <Romeo\_> my body is hot
12:00 <Romeo\_> hehe
12:00 <beehhh> your PC is hot
12:00 <Romeo\_> lol
13:00 <beehhh> phd is canada
13:00 <Romeo\_> ohhh mars
13:00 <beehhh> i wanna go watch hobbit
14:00 <Romeo\_> ive been watiching the million dollar minute
14:00 <Romeo\_> skipped out on like half a week of shows
14:00 <Mew> not really Romeo\_, had an amazing burger for lunch and im still in a food coma
14:00 <Romeo\_> ah okay cool
14:00 <Mew> and i need to put washing on fml 
15:00 <Romeo\_> umm i had a baguette for lunch
15:00 <beehhh> i had baby oats with banana n argentina raisin
15:00 <Romeo\_> ah yes those dishes won't do themselves
15:00 <beehhh> n brazil organic suger cuppa
15:00 <Romeo\_> had baon and in it
15:00 <Romeo\_> had bacon and in it
15:00 <Romeo\_> some mayonaisse
15:00 <Romeo\_> too
16:00 <beehhh> greasy
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kelevra
16:00 <Romeo\_> im high 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> snapped one for u wahahaha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> first selfie in ages
16:00 <Romeo\_> anyone high?
16:00 <beehhh> Kelevra gives me good head
16:00 <beehhh> better than my ex
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant show mew coz itll ruin moonface FOREVER ;)
17:00 <romeo> no more beers till tommorow
17:00 <beehhh> Romeo\_ are the many asulym seekers in perth's manus island for tis soverigon borer protection
17:00 <romeo> deep
18:00 <romeo> don't know what the fuck your talking bout man????...
18:00 <romeo> come in
18:00 <romeo> wha?
18:00 <romeo> maybe
18:00 <beehhh> ur a master mind to bring boats into the country
19:00 <romeo> mastermina person can olnly do so much
19:00 <romeo> mastermind a person can olnly do so much
19:00 <romeo> x3
20:00 <romeo> bin that case boats are bad
20:00 <romeo> in that case boats are bad
20:00 <romeo> x2
20:00 <beehhh> i might go cradle island
21:00 <romeo> plane people
21:00 <romeo> x 4
21:00 <romeo> decoders
21:00 <Kelevra> PandasDontDrive I can't see
21:00 <romeo> x 6
22:00 <romeo> hi Kelevra
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant see either
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can see me
22:00 <Mew> http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/the-case-of-incest-and-depravity-which-came-to-rest-in-the-hills-of-a-quiet-country-town/story-fnixwvgh-1226780575248&sa=U&ei=rcOqUs-2E4uI7AbuloAI&ved=0CB0QFjAA&usg=AFQjCNHSS9h645W3-R4LRXHwlGwGD1P0wA
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> mel did u see my pics?
22:00 <beehhh> fucking swag
23:00 <beehhh> stealing two packets of biscuit 
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm abit busy
24:00 <beehhh> romeo are they any good smoke?
24:00 <georgeandwell> hi
24:00 <georgeandwell> ne girls
24:00 <beehhh> bye
24:00 <beehhh> ur a girl georgeandwell
24:00 <georgeandwell> haha
24:00 <georgeandwell> i said
25:00 <georgeandwell> n e grlz
25:00 <romeo> i love porn
25:00 <beehhh> you havent paid your electricity bill
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol mel
25:00 <beehhh> i like bukkake porn
25:00 <romeo> porn and smokes
26:00 <romeo> smokes and porn
26:00 <beehhh> lots of protien
26:00 <beehhh> which uni in canada
26:00 <romeo> champion ruby
27:00 <Mew> Marthaz nine-year-old daughter Ruth was neglected n' malnourished.
27:00 <Mew> Yo, she was unable ta bathe or dry her muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch did not know how tha fuck ta bust a toilet or what tha fuck toilet paper was.
27:00 <romeo> iim having a great day
27:00 <Loof> Die beehhh
27:00 <romeo> im having a great day
27:00 <Loof> Hey romeo
27:00 <romeo> hi Loof
27:00 <romeo> :P
27:00 <romeo> how r ya
27:00 <romeo> ?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey bb
27:00 <Loof> Good man :)
27:00 <georgeandwell> hehehehehehehehehehehekkekeekkekeekekekke
27:00 <romeo> sweeeet
27:00 <Loof> U?
28:00 <romeo> very tired but happy
28:00 <georgeandwell> i like porn but my dl quote is finish
28:00 <Loof> Hey bb
28:00 <georgeandwell> anyone know why??
28:00 <romeo> y?
28:00 <Loof> Quotas lol
28:00 <georgeandwell> i told u hint hint
28:00 <Sevi> you watch too much porn
28:00 <romeo> i c
28:00 <georgeandwell> ding ding
28:00 <Sevi> nothing wrong with watching porn
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel
29:00 <Loof> Coffee romeo?
29:00 <romeo> zanyone into resident evil?
29:00 <romeo> anyone into resident evil?
29:00 <romeo> coffee jar is half full
29:00 <Loof> Love res evil 4
29:00 <romeo> cool 
30:00 <beehhh> romeo is high on weed dont let him steer the japline
30:00 <georgeandwell> isnt reident evil 1995?
30:00 <beehhh> japelin
30:00 <romeo> it's hard to believe next year is 2014
30:00 <romeo> yeah 95 96 97 98 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 Kelevra
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
31:00 <Serenity> not that hard to believe lol
31:00 <Kelevra> you look heaps different
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> put a lot of work in
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig gotta die of somethin 
31:00 <beehhh> let it die
31:00 <Kelevra> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill put up this panoramic one i took without glasses or hat on
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks choice
32:00 <romeo> phobias
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> like it takes two shots and puts them together
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
32:00 <beehhh> my needle point on vein is itchy
33:00 <romeo> my bong is sick
33:00 <romeo> i mean black
33:00 <romeo> with rsin
33:00 <romeo> with resin
33:00 <beehhh> billabong
33:00 <romeo> fucreal sex is so
33:00 <romeo> fuck real sex is so
33:00 <romeo> nevermind
34:00 <romeo> christmas
34:00 <romeo> is soon
34:00 <beehhh> you wont pay for sex so buy more weed
34:00 <georgeandwell> beeh u do heroin/
34:00 <georgeandwell> ?
34:00 <romeo> ahaha
34:00 <beehhh> <:3
34:00 <beehhh> ice only
35:00 <romeo> anyone got cash?
35:00 <beehhh> u feel the rush allover
35:00 <beehhh> numb tongue
35:00 <romeo> behhh must have some casj lying around...
35:00 <romeo> beehhh must have some cash lying around...
36:00 <romeo> empty cans
36:00 <romeo> of vb
36:00 <romeo> everywhere
36:00 <romeo> fuck
36:00 <romeo> me
36:00 <romeo> drunk
36:00 <beehhh> they have the new tiger lemon beer
37:00 <romeo> woah
37:00 <romeo> ive got the eye of the tiger katy perry is fgood
37:00 <Serenity> woah PandasDontDrive
37:00 <Serenity> just saw ur new pic
37:00 <Serenity> ur so skinny!
37:00 <romeo> ive got the eye of the tiger katy perry is good?
37:00 <beehhh> i been tanked up cos gooses wanna hit me
38:00 <romeo> i need to lose wieght
38:00 <beehhh> go gym before bed
38:00 <Serenity> eat better
38:00 <romeo> eat butter
38:00 <romeo> :)
39:00 <Shadowgate> romeo did a smily face that was so clever lol
39:00 <romeo> eat butter x thc
39:00 <romeo> :)
39:00 <Serenity> rofl
39:00 <Serenity> now that was funny
39:00 <georgeandwell> hehe
39:00 <georgeandwell> nice one
39:00 <Shadowgate> lol
39:00 <beehhh> ur so rude georgeandwell
40:00 <dawny> Meh.
40:00 <georgeandwell> gnarly
40:00 <beehhh> might cook something cornbeef on nz cheese n toast
43:00 <beehhh> with ketchups
49:00 <georgeandwell> hi
53:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wnan
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> `seen paul_banks
55:00 <prowl> PeterSarsgaard, I found 6 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: kb, kbSAbabe, Hipster_Lately, cooleurs, paul_banks. kb ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 10 weeks 4 days 16 hours 52 minutes ago (30.09. 02:02) stating "Quit: DiDi, this is some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game is ridiculous " after spending 22 hours 37 minutes there.
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> rip paul banks. how I wish you could have finished filming fast furious 7
55:00 <PeterSarsgaard> you will be missed
57:00 <georgeandwell> who is paul banks
58:00 <georgeandwell> `seen lekki
58:00 <prowl> georgeandwell, I don't remember seeing lekki.
58:00 <georgeandwell> `seen alexis
58:00 <prowl> georgeandwell, alexis? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember alexis.
59:00 <georgeandwell> cunt
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
59:00 <georgeandwell> hi
00:00 <FredFlinstone> gday
00:00 <georgeandwell> how u going 
00:00 <Shadowgate> FredFlinstone is making people laugh lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> am I?
00:00 <Shadowgate> lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> do tell how
01:00 <FredFlinstone> shadowfake
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean ShadowFlake
01:00 <Shadowgate> haha
01:00 <FredFlinstone> dont know many words
03:00 <georgeandwell> what about sunflake
05:00 <georgeandwell> n e 
05:00 <georgeandwell> wnana
07:00 <georgeandwell> any know why chicks r into tall guys
09:00 <Attila> I think they're more interested in their wallets. 
11:00 <georgeandwell> should i buy a bigger wallet
11:00 <Attila> depends on whether you have anything to put in there. 
11:00 <georgeandwell> not really
11:00 <georgeandwell> bit big is better
11:00 <Attila> You're outta luck then.
13:00 <georgeandwell> ok
14:00 <georgeandwell> i might go hang out at the internet cafe
14:00 <georgeandwell> any thoughts?
14:00 <Nikky`> just go hang, go, get
24:00 <beehhh> big for nothing
27:00 <georgeandwell> hi beeh
27:00 <georgeandwell> wb
27:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
27:00 <beehhh> sup mang
28:00 <georgeandwell> good man
29:00 <georgeandwell> do u think that black skin ppl r bettr at sports than whites
30:00 <FredFlinstone> once you have black
30:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
30:00 <stompin> ROAR
32:00 <Nikky`> stompin :o)
32:00 <beehhh> chinese got small dong anyway
33:00 <FredFlinstone> wb georgeandwell 
33:00 <beehhh> they are little devils ruling this world
33:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` mm what are u stompin on?
33:00 <Nikky`> I am stompin on stompin
34:00 <Tuftoy> oh that sounds bad
34:00 <Nikky`> I'm never bad
36:00 <Tuftoy> not from what I hear
36:00 <Nikky`> lol you have heard nothing
37:00 <Tuftoy> haha are u sure now?
37:00 <Nikky`> Yes
38:00 <beehhh> HP100
38:00 <Tuftoy> I have heard ur real bad
38:00 <Nikky`> riiiiight
39:00 <Tuftoy> are u saying ur not bad?
39:00 <beehhh> not fair
39:00 <Tuftoy> an angel
39:00 <beehhh> budget update 2013
39:00 <beehhh> weekend capped 6bucks
39:00 <Nikky`> correct
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well
40:00 <beehhh> hope not many dickheads in launchy
40:00 <beehhh> hand melbourne to asian
40:00 <Tuftoy> but what kind of angel? lol
40:00 <Nikky`> One who will stab you
40:00 <Nikky`> :P
41:00 <beehhh> Nikky` have you been to cradel beach yet
42:00 <beehhh> faux's kitchen
42:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` stab me? awww
42:00 <Nikky`> hehe
42:00 <Nikky`> So how are you?
42:00 <PeterSarsgaard> guys the jews have taken down piratebay again
43:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I think this could be the end
43:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` I'm good and urself?
43:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too bad, ready for sleep shortly
43:00 <beehhh> go visit the zoo
43:00 <beehhh> babysit the elephant
43:00 <beehhh> babyseta
44:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
44:00 <fawks> Nikky` what time do you wake up if you go to sleep now 
45:00 <Nikky`> 5:20
45:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` u shouldn't be sleeping so soon
45:00 <stompin> sleeping in my bed ;)
45:00 <fawks> if I sleep this early I'll be up at midnight lol 
45:00 <Nikky`> I know but i've had a bad week
45:00 <fawks> I wake up every hour or so
45:00 <Nikky`> I am sure i'll sleep till 5ish, watch some tv and sleep some more
45:00 <fawks> it's horrid 
45:00 <Nikky`> haha right stompin
46:00 <Nikky`> oooh Santa Clause 2 is on
46:00 <Nikky`> I'm such a child
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, the nieces are watching it ... no more excuses when I move to watch kid's stuff
47:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` mm are u? lol
47:00 <Nikky`> hehe kids stuff rocks
47:00 <Nikky`> Yes Tuftoy, yes I am
48:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` a big kid though
48:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
49:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` but kids don't stabd
50:00 <Nikky`> Some just deserve a good stabbing tho
51:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` mmm what are u going to stab me with? lol
51:00 <Doodle> her penis
52:00 <Tuftoy> her doodle
52:00 <Nikky`> Yes, my penis
52:00 <Nikky`> never with my Doodle
52:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1476248_342711035869773_1377092884_n.png
52:00 <Doodle> loool
53:00 <Nikky`> 9 more working days
54:00 <faux> CLOSE ENCOUNTER: A skater in the US has had a high speed collision with a group of cows.
54:00 <faux> The long-boarder set off on a high speed cruise down a closed road when a group of local cows decided to move directly in her path.
54:00 <faux> With no time to react the skater crashed into the group. The cows involved are reported to be fine and the boarder escaped with nothing more than a few bruises.
54:00 <faux> lol.
54:00 <faux> told us the cows are fine before the skater LOL
55:00 <Bastardly_One> moooooooooooooooooo!
56:00 <Nikky`> nonnom steak
56:00 <beehhh> i felt it how those parents were stabbed
56:00 <beehhh> i havent had any physical contact since 2001
57:00 <beehhh> was brutal
57:00 <Bastardly_One> go hire a hooker and shut up
57:00 <beehhh> i might this xmas
57:00 <beehhh> saving up
57:00 <beehhh> or might buy acer z3
57:00 <sharky> hey, has anyone seen Cereal/Cereal Kid/ Warren lately
57:00 <beehhh> serial killer
58:00 <beehhh> syrian killa
58:00 <sharky> beehhh : he was born to be a killer staightout the nut sack
58:00 <Loof> Die beehhh every aussie hates u
59:00 <sharky> heh..pretty sure rambo was bigger
59:00 <beehhh> NT got its numouresy and literacy improved
59:00 <sharky> fromwhat to what>
59:00 <beehhh> Loof gonna hugh punit punit in the airport when he arrives
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
01:00 <Loof> Beehhh is dumb as shit
02:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1391765_10152062423585041_1208270770_n.jpg
02:00 <beehhh> tony is on teh radio
02:00 <Loof> Beehhh the creepy indian retard
02:00 <beehhh> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
04:00 <Loof> Beehhh tried to rape a 12 year old school girl, but she kicked his ass
05:00 <beehhh> I wont be bullied by this man
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
06:00 <Loof> Beehhh is worth less to humanity than dogshit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo got the laptop coolin unit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken dope 50 bucks
07:00 <beehhh> here is 50 rinnigt
07:00 <beehhh> ringgy
09:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
09:00 <beehhh> hi who is this
10:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1405008_670670809643891_2088705244_o.jpg
16:00 <Sevi> wolfy, clean up that drool pls :P
16:00 <wolfy> ;p
17:00 <wolfy> hmm havent had a shave in awhile starting to get another epic beard
18:00 <crash> Nikky`: i actually have beef stock and some herbs in my cupboard
18:00 <crash> must of been when i was adventurous
18:00 <wolfy> well whoopty doo
19:00 <wolfy> herbs and spices
19:00 <Nikky`> you actually have to use them tho crash..not just store em haha
19:00 <wolfy> haha
19:00 <crash> haha
19:00 <crash> they have long expiry dates
19:00 <wolfy> do they even have expiry dates
21:00 <sharky> if ayone olxsd fhb 14 
22:00 <sharky> finds a berager attractive
22:00 <sharky> castrtion.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew
23:00 <MrMark> saucy
25:00 <georgeandwell> hi
25:00 <FukMyBum> omg you are back again georgeandwell 
25:00 <georgeandwell> yes
25:00 <FukMyBum> wd
25:00 <FukMyBum> congrats
25:00 <georgeandwell> thx
26:00 <FukMyBum> yw
26:00 <FukMyBum> oh I still got this nick lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> that dang loof!
27:00 <georgeandwell> anyone watching 7mate?
27:00 <FredFlinstoner> nah fuck that
27:00 <FredFlinstoner> I drinin
27:00 <FredFlinstoner> actually I think that station is bogon
27:00 <Zade> nope
28:00 <georgeandwell> it is
28:00 <georgeandwell> its got this live afghan army thing
28:00 <Student> yah linux based
28:00 <STINKFIST> I just remembered I bought Misfits tickets
28:00 <STINKFIST> fucking grouse
28:00 <frayedknot> Skrotus, nah, apparently it's based on Debian. which ubuntu is also of course
29:00 <Skrotus> oh okay
29:00 <Skrotus> well that's good I think
29:00 <Skrotus> debian is a stable base to build from
29:00 <Student> Debian is linux
29:00 <Skrotus> yes
29:00 <STINKFIST> I had her
29:00 <frayedknot> debian and ubuntu have about 90% commonality
29:00 <Skrotus> we know
29:00 <Student> FSF is the base , then gnu and hence
29:00 <Skrotus> sorry, GNU/Linux
30:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
30:00 <Student> GNU/Linux is different from Debian 
30:00 <Skrotus> this is worse than arguing with RMS
30:00 <Student> RMS?
31:00 <STINKFIST> Random Man Scrote
31:00 <STINKFIST> you know.
31:00 <STINKFIST> don't lie
31:00 <Student> lol i do not know 
31:00 <Student> and yes i do not lie
33:00 <STINKFIST> you're telling me you've never randomly come across a man scrote?
34:00 <Student> yah , it tells STINKFIST
35:00 <Student> not much action this friday 
35:00 <Student> i must say i hoped for better 
35:00 <Student> but at the most i am getting strawberries and cup cakes
36:00 <Student> and NaCN 
36:00 <STINKFIST> I started at 11am
36:00 <STINKFIST> relaxing at home now as old mates train it in from the burbs
36:00 <STINKFIST> then out again
36:00 <STINKFIST> probably half hour I'd reckon
36:00 <Student> ok 
36:00 <STINKFIST> my scrote is tingling
36:00 <STINKFIST> I love punk
36:00 <Student> thanks for the information 
36:00 <MegaA> man this place stinks
37:00 <georgeandwell> whats good food to eat except from kfc
37:00 <STINKFIST> sorry MegaA
37:00 <MegaA> its a stink fest here!!!!!!
37:00 <Sevi> STINKFIST, your scrote senses are tingling?
37:00 <MegaA> its ok mabn
38:00 <Matt35> Nandos
39:00 <Kurtox> what does the english cricket team and prostitutes have in common?
39:00 <Kurtox> they're both used to getting balls on their chins.
40:00 <MrMark> KFC=Kentucky Fried Cat
40:00 <crash> yeah you are the backstage part of the band :P
40:00 <crash> don't they make the most anyway
40:00 <crash> and the record companies
40:00 <STINKFIST> PeterSarsgaard -> VICTORY
40:00 <Student> PeterSarsgaard it is called wash  yourself it is already too late for that :P
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> i write the songs that make  the whole world cry
40:00 <Student> ha ha crash
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> nah there's a name for it Student
40:00 <PeterSarsgaard> it's a chick thing
40:00 <Student> world does not need crying :)
40:00 <STINKFIST> I heard you write the songs that make the young girls cry
41:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna just make 2 min noodles instead
41:00 <Student> sadly there are not chicks in the house, only ducks in here 
41:00 <STINKFIST> QUACK bitches
41:00 <Student> not only the young girls, the whole world cry
41:00 <wolfy> one bourbon one scotch one beer 
41:00 <Student> 1 1 1 
41:00 <PeterSarsgaard> wolfy are you selling/.
42:00 <Student> i think he is going to drink them 
42:00 <Student> personel pleasure
42:00 <STINKFIST> I am on the G&Ts
42:00 <Student> ok 
43:00 <alienated> so who's still single?
43:00 <alienated> >.<
43:00 <wolfy> internet killed television
43:00 <crash> fm killed am
43:00 <Student> television is slow and not interactive at all 
43:00 <PeterSarsgaard> wolfy are you selling/.\
44:00 <alienated> hi mzmarvel
44:00 <mzmarvel> hello all
44:00 <Zade> me
44:00 <alienated> :)
44:00 <alienated> same aye
44:00 <alienated> anyone pay for porn?
44:00 <alienated> i have sometimes
44:00 <wolfy> nothing
44:00 <crash> i listen to am radio sometimes
44:00 <wolfy> all i can offer is text
44:00 <crash> actually just started listening to radio when i goto sleep
44:00 <wolfy> yeh i dn
44:00 <wolfy> i dont mind AM radio
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> talk radio 2cb
44:00 <crash> i only use it for the races lol
44:00 <wolfy> yeh
44:00 <crash> talkback radio meh
44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> talk radio 3aw
44:00 <wolfy> lol yeh
44:00 <crash> never got into it
44:00 <wolfy> races got shit reception tho
45:00 <alienated> need some music 
45:00 <Zade> really?
45:00 <alienated> yeah
45:00 <alienated> from stores
45:00 <alienated> it's not that like being single is a choice.
45:00 <crash> yeah its like 927 
45:00 <wolfy> i found a really good little am/fm radio
45:00 <wolfy> sony one
45:00 <crash> and this is a digital tuner
45:00 <wolfy> some cunt was throwing it out
45:00 <crash> just crappy reception
45:00 <Student> :)
45:00 <wolfy> just need good batterys
45:00 <Student> his loss is your gain 
45:00 <wolfy> sometimes it means the batterys are runnin out
46:00 <alienated> or is it?
46:00 <alienated> mmm
46:00 <alienated> anyway
46:00 <Zade> its a choice and a good choice 
46:00 <crash> you can just get a wind up radio :P
46:00 <crash> dynamo
46:00 <crash> comes with torch :P
47:00 <alienated> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
47:00 <PeterSarsgaard> "P
48:00 <georgeandwell> not eating kfc for dinner for the 2nd nite is a choice
48:00 <sharky> hz inb ghd gimd ov my livd
48:00 <sharky> saghinb ghd clock tick
49:00 <georgeandwell> gonna get some korean tomorrow
49:00 <georgeandwell> kimchi with spicy beef and rice at glenferrie
49:00 <Zade> prob more nutrition in kfc than noodles 
49:00 <georgeandwell> made to a traditional receipe brought fast to you in 10mins
49:00 <[alienate\Romeo_HACKT^> Zade what's the most you've ever spent on kfc?
50:00 <sharky> hazing thetime off  muy life
50:00 <Zade> 2 piece feed
50:00 <sharky> watching the clock tick
50:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> fixed
50:00 <Zade> i only eat kfc when drunk 
51:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> i only eat space food
51:00 <Zade> mcdonalds?
51:00 <georgeandwell> should u slurp when u eat noodles?
51:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> burgerssssssssssssssssss
51:00 <Zade> i dont eat maccas
51:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> do you like hungry jacks?
52:00 <Zade> nope
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> ok
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> i do
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> um
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> what do you eat?
52:00 <georgeandwell> im in a bind....the asians invented noodles they slurp but we are in australia
52:00 <Zade> not much
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> i c
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> ive got a salad in the ifridge
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> ...
52:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> ive got a salad in the fridge
53:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> + some meats
53:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> need more drinks
53:00 <Zade> i live near lots of cafes and pubs so generally just get something from those places
54:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> ok
54:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> i had a pub meal last week
54:00 <Kurtox> MadScientist: hahahahahaha thank you, i just set a personal best :)
54:00 <georgeandwell> cafe food is quite horrible
54:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> was very tasty
54:00 <georgeandwell> only decent cafe stuff is the eggs and bacon breakfast
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba this coolin unit is DOPE
55:00 <georgeandwell> otherwise its just cold ciche and old pastries
55:00 <Zade> where the hell do you live georgeandwell?
55:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> george i have cheesecake
55:00 <georgeandwell> yarravile
55:00 <Zade> now i understand 
55:00 <crash> might got play a computer game
55:00 <crash> go*
55:00 <crash> and welcome silverguy 
56:00 <georgeandwell> wankerville
56:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> Zade know of any chicks?
56:00 <Zade> i know quite a few
56:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> cool
57:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> chick land
57:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> um
58:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> need to get a car 
58:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> can't walk far
58:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> got mobility allowance
59:00 <Zade> i shall be metting some later tonight 
59:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> ah cool
59:00 <[alienated\Romeo_HACKT^> date the weird chick
59:00 <georgeandwell> how many girls have u dated in one night zade
00:00 <Zade> snogged or dated?
00:00 <georgeandwell> dated
00:00 <MrMark> ooer
00:00 <partay> dated ?
00:00 <STINKFIST> speak of the devil
01:00 <partay> georgeandwell you make no sense 
01:00 <Zade> i have always just had 1 g/f at a time
01:00 <partay> as per usual
01:00 <partay> Zade whats your snog count for one night ?
01:00 <georgeandwell> even during the transition?
01:00 <Zade> i reckon about 30 when i was at amnesia in Ibiza 
02:00 <partay> hahaha
02:00 <partay> nice
02:00 <partay> that would have been nutz 
02:00 <georgeandwell> ppl still go there?
02:00 <Zade> it was
02:00 <partay> Ibiza is fucking mad
02:00 <Zade> if i was to move from melb, i would go to ibiza 
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
02:00 <georgeandwell> hi
02:00 <crash> hey slm
03:00 <georgeandwell> sounds good
03:00 <georgeandwell> id do there too
03:00 <georgeandwell> non stop party
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi kk
04:00 <partay> georgeandwell i know this is out there and probability is very low.. but you made even get a handy if you were lucky
04:00 <Zade> i reckon he would 
05:00 <Zade> it would be almost impossible to come away from ibiza a virgin 
05:00 <STINKFIST> hello Kate
05:00 <STINKFIST> I have missed you
06:00 <partay> we are talking about georgeandwell
08:00 <Student> why? :P
08:00 <katatonic_kate> oh hai!
08:00 <katatonic_kate> sup cool cat
09:00 <Zade> if you are aussie and can shuffle you will score a german chick in minutes 
09:00 <partay> yah indeed
09:00 <partay> everyone loves aussies 
09:00 <georgeandwell> hi there
09:00 <georgeandwell> my dear
10:00 <Matt35> whats everyone planing for new year's eve ? 
10:00 <partay> orgy
10:00 <\Romeo_> i planned that
10:00 <simba> Cum.
11:00 <Student> do not come back 
12:00 <\Romeo_> im gunna eat lots of food
12:00 <\Romeo_> you?
14:00 <\Romeo_> .nick romeo
14:00 <\Romeo_> \nick romeo
14:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna be watching bluray movies at home
15:00 <wolfy> might fly over to melbourne after christmas and stay a few days
15:00 <Sevi> wolfy, I was thinking the same thing myself
15:00 <wolfy> yer
16:00 <georgeandwell> hey
16:00 <Sevi> yup
16:00 <Student> :)
16:00 <Sevi> wanna fly with me?
16:00 <Student> is that hard to acheive?
16:00 <wolfy> depends who i fly with
16:00 <wolfy> might have to book flight online
16:00 <Student> some people feel that they are "flying" while on the weed :P
17:00 <partay> georgeandwell head out and pick up some slutz
17:00 <Sevi> Student, I haven't smoked that since 1999
17:00 <wolfy> heh
17:00 <Sevi> not about to start smoking it again
17:00 <Tuftoy> Sevi and where are u now?
17:00 <wolfy> ill prolly go to crown or something
17:00 <Sevi> Perth
17:00 <wolfy> same
17:00 <wolfy> im in perth
17:00 <Student> since 99? what happened? ;)
18:00 <romeo> goodnight everyone
18:00 <Sevi> I know, we established that hours ago lol
18:00 <Sevi> I decided I had enough
18:00 <wolfy> thats old skool
18:00 <wolfy> not really tho
18:00 <Student> Sevi after 99 your hair turned grey and stopped smoking? :P
18:00 <wolfy> i was like 12 years old back then
18:00 <Sevi> Student, I'm 34 and no my hair is not grey
18:00 <Student> ha ha 
19:00 <georgeandwell> did you guys know
19:00 <stompin> BEWBIES
19:00 <wolfy> im still in my 20s
19:00 <Student> ofcourse they are not grey after you colored them Sevi :P
19:00 <Sevi> my best friend on the other hand is going grey, but that started for her when she was younger than 18
19:00 <Sevi> Student, I haven't colored my hair in ages
19:00 <Student> yap i have seen a lot people turning grey at very early age 
20:00 <georgeandwell> that after the vietnam war when the refugee boat people left
20:00 <georgeandwell> they were often targeted by pirates
20:00 <Student> you have not colored your hairs in ages, so you are not frightning right? :P
21:00 <romeo> i said
21:00 <georgeandwell> because they carried family jewels...but because it was the war...most of the young men were trained in combat over the 10yr war....and automatic machine guns and pistols were readily available
21:00 <romeo>  ahahahahmm ahahahammmm
21:00 <romeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:00 <romeo> GOODNIGHT EVERYONE
21:00 <Zade> night romeo, dream of me 
21:00 <romeo> mmm 
21:00 <Sevi> apparently I don't need to color my hair to be 'scary' :P
21:00 <Student> ha ha 
21:00 <Student> Scary Sevi ;)
22:00 <georgeandwell> that ...when pirates confronted the refugee ships...they fought back and killed all the pirates
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is SO In Brugges time
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i made facebook look small again n dunno how to change it
22:00 <Student> even that sound good 
22:00 <Skrotus> well it could be worse
22:00 <Skrotus> my hairline has been receding since 17
22:00 <Student> yes , i have heared that about you Skrotus
23:00 <Sevi> nothing wrong with that Skrotus :)
23:00 <Skrotus> I guess I'm famous
23:00 <Skrotus> or infamous
23:00 <Student> since 17 and now you are 18? lol 
23:00 <Skrotus> you'd better hope that I'm older than that Student 
23:00 <Student> why should i hope that? :P
23:00 <Skrotus> it would look pretty bad to have your concept of the english language shattered by a teenager
24:00 <Student> ok Sevi, enlighten us what is wrong really? :P
24:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Student> sound like i am the one who think "high" of their english , so their "idol" would be "shattered"
24:00 <Student> that sound scary , 
25:00 <Student> "your concept of english language , shattered " ha ha 
25:00 <Skrotus> ha ha
25:00 <Student> i feel so shattered now :P
25:00 <Student> lol 
25:00 <Student> i was expecting that 
25:00 <Student> that is why i did't dig deep :P
26:00 <georgeandwell> hi
26:00 <Student> oh that "hi" 
26:00 <Student> i must admit your comitment to come up with "hi" after some interval 
26:00 <Student> that is quite something ;)
26:00 <Student> you should be proud of that 
26:00 <Sevi> georgeandwell just wants to be included in the conversation
27:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive control scroll
27:00 <Student> well Sevi that is bit harsh :P
27:00 <Student> i do not like the way you attacked georgeandwell :P
27:00 <Student> ha ha 
28:00 <Skrotus> I suspect georgeandwell will be okay
28:00 <Student> he might want more than just "peting" :P
28:00 <Student> Skrotus are you foretelling too? :P
28:00 <Skrotus> yep
29:00 <Student> some one supplied us with foretelling theory that how it happens , cause etc
29:00 <Skrotus> nice who was that?
29:00 <Student> Sevi
29:00 <Sevi> no I just asked if he had foretelling powers
29:00 <Sevi> I didn't say that he did
29:00 <Student> nothing to be ashamed of Sevi :P
30:00 <Skrotus> you did?
30:00 <Student> be brave to stand by what you say Sevi ;)
30:00 <Student> ofcourse Skrotus is not going to eat you Sevi :P even though you might taste like strawberries
31:00 <Student> 2 tea spoon after you sleep Sevi
31:00 <Student> and your heart will not fear again :P
31:00 <Skrotus> I might eat a soul
31:00 <Skrotus> were it baked in to a cupcake
32:00 <Student> how can one eat a soul?
32:00 <wolfy> oh shit
32:00 <wolfy> im running out of beer
32:00 <Student> i understand dracula , but i do not understand soul eating thing :P
32:00 <wolfy> what u think this is a pub
32:00 <Student> ohhhh :) red alert , red alert
32:00 <Sevi> I have beer :D
32:00 <wolfy> chaching
32:00 <Sevi> and I don't drink
32:00 <wolfy> tanya
32:00 <wolfy> lol 
32:00 <wolfy> the first red alert
33:00 <wolfy> tanya
33:00 <Skrotus> lol
33:00 <wolfy> chaching chaching
33:00 <Student> why do you have beer for? guests? ;)
33:00 <Skrotus> those crazy reds
33:00 <wolfy> for drinking?
33:00 <Student> and who the hell is tanya?
33:00 <wolfy> better than tap water lol
33:00 <wolfy> character from red alert
33:00 <Student> what she was doing in red alert?
34:00 <Skrotus> blowing stuff up mostly
34:00 <wolfy> shooting people i dunno its some game
34:00 <wolfy> yer
34:00 <wolfy> havent played it in like 10 years 
34:00 <Student> there was no tanya in red alert 
34:00 <wolfy> yer there was
34:00 <Student> the guy get in the gang and blow stuff
34:00 <wolfy> i cant really remember
34:00 <Skrotus> there was a tanya in red alert
34:00 <wolfy> been awhile
35:00 <Skrotus> maybe your thinking of command and conquer Student 
35:00 <wolfy> yeh
35:00 <Student> i am thinking Red Alert
35:00 <wolfy> command and conquer thats it
35:00 <wolfy> red alert
35:00 <Student> well 
35:00 <wolfy> these days no one would play a game like that
35:00 <wolfy> wasn't even 3d
36:00 <Skirmish> Totally addicted to this Happy song by Pharrell. 
36:00 <Student> :)
36:00 <Skrotus> it was great though
36:00 <Student> people playes Quake though 
36:00 <Skrotus> especially multiplayer
36:00 <Student> and Duke Nukem 
36:00 <wolfy> back then it was good
36:00 <wolfy> these days it would be like playing solitare
36:00 <Skrotus> yeah it would be kind of annoying
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf unf
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> welcome to the jungle!
37:00 <Skrotus> but I enjoyed it back then
38:00 <Skirmish> I haven't listened to the gunners for a few weeks. Re-done the music USB in the car last week and took them off.
39:00 <Skirmish> 5FDP is my latest love. 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> im fucken bored
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> n this chick just went to bed
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> so there goes that
39:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ topic. I read that news story and LOL'd even though it's terrible that someone died.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <wolfy> heh
39:00 <Student> well fawks is back , once again 
39:00 <wolfy> doom 2
39:00 <Student> yah doom thing ha ha 
39:00 <Student> that was one funny game of that era
39:00 <wolfy> 486games.net
39:00 <fawks>  yeah fawks is back and you haven't left 
39:00 <fawks> funny that
39:00 <wolfy> all old games on there
39:00 <Student> no you do not understand, funny thing has not been started yet fawks :P have a heart 
40:00 <frayedknot> Skirmish, apparently they'de been shopping for hours and the guy pleaded to go but the girl said oh hang on one more shop
40:00 <Skirmish> I went to the fiance' work christmas party on Wednesday night. Sat back and watched everyone and pointed out a guy in a blue shirt that was obviously on the prowl chatting up all the unescorted females. 
40:00 <Student> you lil baby 
40:00 <Student> ha ha 
40:00 <Skrotus> ha ha
40:00 <fawks> ha ha
40:00 <Student> :)
40:00 <Student> my "ha ha" is in fashion 
40:00 <Student> wow 
41:00 <Skirmish> She sms'd me tonight and said ole blue shirt has been arrested for rape. I said "it was the chick in the white short dress wasn't it" and I was right. 
41:00 <Skirmish> She won't look at me as if I am strange when I read a crowd for her again :D 
41:00 <fawks> wow
41:00 <fawks> such fashion
41:00 <Student> do not be jealous lady 
42:00 <Skirmish> Dumb fuck drugged her, raped her and left her in a gutter. 
42:00 <Student> :)
42:00 <fawks> Brb doing a poo
42:00 <Student> lol 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> wedqwedr
42:00 <Student> thanks for the information :P
44:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJXURLAiIs
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr Dre-Findum, Fuckem And Flee (1991) (Jun 20, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 5,439 views - 23 likes (92%), 2 dislikes (8%)
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking sprinklers goin
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant go out smoke n watch movie thru window fkn
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck Skirmish :S
46:00 <Skirmish> Turn them off? 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah grass needs it
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta go water my garden later
47:00 <Skirmish> The gardens here are watered via bore water in the early morning. Smells like an open sewer. 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a nice lebanese cucumber to munch on later n i ate this tomato like an apple b4 nom nom
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> no fucken shit
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> no pun intended..
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's unbore eachother haha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got cider u want one?
48:00 <Skirmish> Read a memo when I got to work that the system has been turned off for a while because the pump keeps running too long. So no smell in the morning. Win.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
50:00 <Skirmish> When I do the building unlock it's a mission because you have to dodge the sprinklers because if you get that bore water on you then you might as well shit your pants because it would smell the same either way.
51:00 <Mew> just saw the infomercial for milky foot... WHAT THE FUCK
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck is milky foot
52:00 <Sevi> bore water smells like NaHS
52:00 <Sevi> we have that problem at work too, every tues n thurs night
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> WATCH OOT FOR TEH MOOS
52:00 <Student> nice shave , mR-Smooth
53:00 <Mew> http://img.alibaba.com/img/pb/296/397/243/1271868650038_hz_fileserver2_967978.jpg
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i smell like baby powder stuff
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yuck mew lol
53:00 <Skirmish> That looks like fun Mew. 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif ppl have bad feet
53:00 <Mew> vommmmmmm
53:00 <Mew> why would anyone WANT that to happen
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wear socks n moisturise
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
53:00 <Sevi> I smell like brown sugar and citrus essential oils
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
53:00 <Skrotus> weird
53:00 <Skirmish> Just old skin. You're always getting new skin all over your body. That is an extreme case I assume.
53:00 <simba> nice shave , mR-Smooth
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
54:00 <Skrotus> it's to get rid of the thick rough skin I guess
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1000 ways to die is on heh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> tv on satdays sux
54:00 <Sevi> did you ever see the one where the guy fell asleep in the oven at work
55:00 <Skrotus> some people use pumice stones
55:00 <Sevi> and someone shut the door
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> some guy is about to die doin bondage lol
55:00 <Sevi> it turned on and cooked him
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> um nup :S
55:00 <Sevi> or when the chick died fucking herself with a carrot
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha this guy has an allergy to latex
55:00 <Sevi> or the couple that were virgins and died fucking the first time
55:00 <Crispy> hey hey
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> red ball in his mouth
55:00 <Sevi> yeah i've seen that one
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> so the dominatrix dont know
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
55:00 <Sevi> I'm allergic to latex
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> true?
55:00 <Sevi> yup
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not allergic to anything
56:00 <Sevi> so glad you can get latex free condoms
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
57:00 <Student> :)
57:00 <Student> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> new neighbours having a party
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
57:00 <Student> where the hell is converstation diverting too, latex and latex free
57:00 <Student> and they have not called you in yet?
57:00 <Skrotus> I'm allergic to that antibiotic I can never remember how to spell
58:00 <Student> i am allergic to allergics 
59:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPVYvkovIvc
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LEONARD COHEN - The Future (from Natural Born Killers) (Feb 3, 2011) 3:50 - Category: Comedy - 25,726 views - 137 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
00:00 <Skrotus> ahhh
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
03:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana chat
04:00 <georgeandwell> its late
04:00 <wolfy> ?
04:00 <wolfy> chat up the ladies
04:00 <Student> :)
04:00 <wolfy> on the IRC
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
05:00 <georgeandwell> its late
05:00 <MegaA> their is no girls man
05:00 <Student> and its late for the girls to come out too :LP
05:00 <MegaA> its mirc 2013 girls don;t come to irc any longer!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> my ashlee best mate gave me this lottery ticket said there was 3 on it ended up it was ten
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> bought one of those foot things
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> feet always soft now
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol fkn
06:00 <Student> so in 2013 where do the girls go?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> what happened to the days Skrotus when a man could be a man and be filthy? End with the WIld West?
07:00 <wolfy> !!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <wolfy> BOK
08:00 <Student> apparantely chinese man do not have any thing better to do 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for a plug of tobaccy
08:00 <wolfy> authentic IRC
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> man so full
08:00 <wolfy> plug a peter jackson
08:00 <wolfy> i got a pack before
08:00 <wolfy> ask for super milds
08:00 <MegaA> student : anywhere but here
08:00 <MegaA> rsvp
08:00 <wolfy> bang
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:00 <wolfy> cig time
08:00 <MegaA> friendfinder
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> im pipin it
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a boss
08:00 <MegaA> clubs and bars ? 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz found my tobacco pipe
09:00 <Skirmish> You racist ... 
09:00 <Student> hahaha
09:00 <wolfy> tobaccy
09:00 <wolfy> pipey
10:00 <Student> me racist? would that be all Skirmish?
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. You could be a chauvinist too for all I know. 
11:00 <Loof> And a pedo
11:00 <Student> for all you know :)
11:00 <Student> lol 
11:00 <Student> a pedo is calling me pedo , how ironic
12:00 <Student> perhaps it is about time that you try and understand your failures Loof, and may be think about a way or ways to improve yourself
12:00 <Student> about time , about time ;)
13:00 <Loof> Sweet targets having a sale on cocks
14:00 <Student> so are you going to buy a lot of cocks? Loofy? ;)
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM RACIST
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK THESE CAUCASIAN CUNTS
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> done ruint my day!
14:00 <Student> i like Rice, banaspati rice are over rated
14:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://worldtruth.tv/inside-the-chinese-labor-camp-that-made-halloween-decorations-sold-at-kmart/
15:00 <Skirmish> I play world of warcraft and at times buy online currency. They have found that a lot of the gold farmers are inmates in prisons.
15:00 <Loof> Taken our jobs! 
15:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't stop me buying it.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL@beagle buying some fkn dubai or indian money cause of beehhh
16:00 <Student> what exactly is a "gold farmer" ? :)
16:00 <Loof> Lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> worthless currencey
16:00 <Student> well indian currency is volatile
16:00 <Student> the last time i heard it was iraqi dinars
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol loof
16:00 <Skirmish> Someone that plays the game with the intent to sell the currency they generate via external websites for real currency.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah im laggin fkn
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> this usb laptop cooler is sick but
17:00 <Student> yah PandasDontDrive, racists always lag ;P
17:00 <Skirmish> Works out about $1.40 US per 1k gold in the game.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i was gaming on fone to chick b4 LOL
17:00 <Skirmish> Goes up and down based on demand.
18:00 <Loof> I gave up on wow
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn waiting for txt for new number
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck wow
18:00 <Loof> Did like pandora
18:00 <Loof> Didnt
18:00 <Skirmish> I had a break for nearly two years but am back into it now and enjoying it again. It's a nice relaxing time sink.
18:00 <Loof> Pandeira
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate spent hours on skyrim yesterday
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> then finally we got onto blackops 2 n zombied for ages haha
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck this ali movie
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a cunt
18:00 <wolfy> lol\
18:00 <wolfy> i think i saw that movie years ago
18:00 <wolfy> didnt will smith play ali 
19:00 <Skirmish> They are making an Elder Scrolls MMORPG. 
19:00 <Loof> Yep april next year comes out
19:00 <Loof> Cant wait
19:00 <Skirmish> I need to start looking into the new xpac for wow and see what's in store with that. 
19:00 <wolfy> or was that another one
19:00 <georgeandwell> yeah lol
19:00 <wolfy> heh
19:00 <georgeandwell> will smith is shit
19:00 <wolfy> shit on wheels
20:00 <Skirmish> Warlords of Draenor. 
20:00 <Skirmish> We noticed the other night that there is a guild on Saurfang called "warlords of draenor" already so we have committed to call them "Gaylords of Draenor".
20:00 <georgeandwell> u  heard on invictus?
20:00 <wolfy> nah
20:00 <wolfy> whats that
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf
21:00 <Loof_> i might start playing again with the next xpac
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> chick liked this old pic of me
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon i look like a poof
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof check this rofl https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/525519_10151515952932995_1176204528_n.jpg
21:00 <Loof> i reakon you look like a fucking champion
21:00 <Loof> u look cool
21:00 <Loof>  shaved head n stuff
21:00 <georgeandwell> movie
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hate ali
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of the Thrilla in Manilla fight
22:00 <Loof> and ur tats are awesome
22:00 <wolfy> i always rekon boxing was a bit boring
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn driving past Fraziers hotel waving a gun about yelling racist shit, showing up every time to Fraziers training sessions throwing things down at him, being racist
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> then
22:00 <wolfy> sure you can take lots of hits to the face if you wearing gloves
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> during the fight Ali wanted to end it he said he couldn't go on
22:00 <wolfy> the fights go on for hours
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> but they wouldn't allow him to
23:00 <Skirmish> Loof would fuck you ;) 
23:00 <Loof> yeah man those cocksucking lips
23:00 <Loof> mmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers bro
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> so just because Frazier had one bad eye and his vision in the other was a little blurry they let ALi win, WHEN HE SAID HIMSELF HE WAS DONE!
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> he got what he deserved in the end
24:00 <Loof> nw
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> u see the one i posted u b4
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> im way thinner now
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1480747_10152453256097995_401107481_n.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> see how my nose is fkn broken from boxing last yr
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
25:00 <Loof> i've broken mine 3 times
26:00 <Loof> always snapped it back straight though
26:00 <Loof> bleeds like shit when u do
26:00 <MrMark> semen
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> same 3 times
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> twice boxin once muay thai
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye well the aviators dont slide down my nose cause its broken
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> had the deviated ceptum fixed
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf with nose job bro
27:00 <Loof> ads character
27:00 <Loof> i broke my brothers nose
27:00 <Loof> with a metal bin lid
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
27:00 <Loof> was trying to knock him out
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
27:00 <Loof> so he wouldn't drink drive
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love um
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> in seven psychopaths
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's like you cant go around punching the fucking directors nose
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he goes
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> somethin like
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> his nose was just in the way of where i was punching!
27:00 <georgeandwell> n e
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather be smacked in the head than the nose bro
28:00 <Loof> nose is my weak spot
28:00 <Loof> i'm half blind in my right eye from an eye gouge
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> errr
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn this chick sposed to txt me her new number bro
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> just realised, she doesnt have my mob
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
29:00 <Loof> fuck
29:00 <georgeandwell> hi
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer now i gotta ring back like a dickhead
30:00 <Loof> cant wait for the 17th, china rising :)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dont have bf4?
30:00 <Loof> yeah i do
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive already been on it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox one
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> is dope as bro
30:00 <Loof> but on pc non premium members dont get china rising till the 17th
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh k
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> it rules
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> just um
30:00 <Loof> nice
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> remember this
30:00 <Skirmish> $75 on top of the cost of the game to become premium member though is a bit rich.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u go up lifts to top of buildings
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u get x'd
31:00 <Loof> buildings fucking crumble!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> go back up n throw out 3 c4
31:00 <Loof> got a shock
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> blow the cunts to hell n urself at the same time
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima call this chick like some kinda cunt
31:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time to go and check the 30mm cannons. 
31:00 <Sevi> n e what?
32:00 <Skirmish> Even though they are in a room with two alarm systems covering it ... I had better go make sure none are gone. 
32:00 <Loof> is this real life or arma?
32:00 <Skrotus> he alternates it with hi so he doesn't get banned by the stebie-automaton
32:00 <Skrotus> I'm not really sure what he hopes to acheive
33:00 <Skirmish> Real life. 
33:00 <Skirmish> I am at work. 
33:00 <Loof> cool
33:00 <Skirmish> Every 2 hours I need to check there are 11 30mm cannons in a room. 
33:00 <Sevi> yeah I've noticed that
33:00 <Skrotus> the trawling sort of made sense when there was hundreds of people in here
34:00 <Loof> sounds hard lol
34:00 <Skirmish> I would have thought me turning the two alarm systems off to go inside would be a security risk but hey ... do what I am told. 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone here own guns?
34:00 <Skirmish> Only 3 are actually complete the other 9 are in pieces getting work done. They go into pods.
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> scrap that ill ask ina min brb
34:00 <Sevi> but not so much anymore
34:00 <Skrotus> yeah
35:00 <Skirmish> We rarely get the 20mm gattlings out of the hornets here. 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> back
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gettin off my mate for a grand
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> bullhide twin holster, butts face forward like cowboys lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 1911s
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a fkn big cache
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Skrotus
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> all i need now is my licence so ima stash it at my cousins till i get it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> should have it all nxt week 
37:00 <FredFlinstoner> bi
37:00 <Loof> need a safe too i think, to store it
37:00 <Loof> legally
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a safe
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
37:00 <Loof> sweet
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> one for guns one for ammo
37:00 <Loof> nice
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i want a 22 for hunting
37:00 <Sevi> though trawling never really made sense to me
37:00 <georgeandwell> hi
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig n piss man dyin here
38:00 <Loof> k same
42:00 <wolfy> Eminem - Stan
45:00 <Loof> die beehhh
45:00 <Loof> everyone hates beehhh
45:00 <Loof> type 1 if you think beehhh should kill himself
45:00 <frayedknot> 75
45:00 <Loof> fucking steam os needs a terrabyte
46:00 <Loof> wb
46:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
46:00 <Loof> lucky i have a sparte tb
47:00 <Loof> no MrMarkyMark
47:00 <Loof> alco fgt
47:00 <FredFlinstoner> I need Bi Top
47:00 <Loof> beehhh smells like shit
47:00 <beehhh> Loof goes to asian parlor and eat pros ass
47:00 <Loof> all indians, sri lankins and pakis should be executed
47:00 <Loof> starting with beehhh
48:00 <Loof> tops for bicesexuals?
48:00 <Loof> good luck with that
48:00 <Loof> bisexuals
48:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck let MrMark in here as well?
48:00 <Loof> first rape his mother in front of him
48:00 <beehhh> i dont live in oz nomore
48:00 <beehhh> ban Loof for using the banned 'word'
48:00 <Loof> while someone crushes his testicles with pliars and blowtorches his eyeballs
49:00 <Loof> yeah MrMark sounds like a bit of a pedo brother toucher
49:00 <Loof> and he sounds a bit retarded
49:00 <Bastardly_One> BarneyRubble/Fred and MrMark deserve each other
49:00 <Loof> should say a LOT retarded
49:00 <Bastardly_One> both #sex reg despo trawlers
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <beehhh> i'll feed ur son to the pigs
49:00 <beehhh> keep the animals happy
49:00 <beehhh> they need more human flesh
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin goin up later alone
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops meant for notice lol
50:00 <beehhh> indeed it wouldnt upset you much i presume
53:00 <Loof> wash your ass beehhh you smelly fucktard
53:00 <Loof> better hope i dont find out ur address beehhh
53:00 <Loof> or i'll pay someone in malaysia 10 grand to kill u
53:00 <Loof> will be funny
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> laptop is so cool now
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno if i want it fixed
54:00 <Loof> man free spotify sucks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you said that yesterday
54:00 <Loof> i know
54:00 <Loof> several times
54:00 <Loof> cooling pad works?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> this thing is dope n i can feel the cool air cooling me down
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
54:00 <beehhh> send me i need 10grand to bury your family
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got this one um Targus LAP chill matt
55:00 <Loof> someone hacked my credit card
55:00 <Loof> can't pay them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
55:00 <Loof> yep
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> might go town play pool!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> or pub up the road
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> its dopeness was 50 bux, was gonna buy it but mum said she'd pay for it as a xmas present huhu
55:00 <Loof> lol finally that cunt is banned
55:00 <Loof> and pieter has dissapeared
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> loof > http://www.harveynorman.com.au/targus-laptop-chill-pad.html
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i dont know the guys so well there
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> go cranka town play some mad pool!
56:00 <Loof> beagle is banned
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> dual fans
56:00 <Loof> nearly all the fuckwits gone, now just beehhh
56:00 <beehhh> stop bullying me fool
56:00 <beehhh> i know inmates can serve you right 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> something I wanted just passed me by, looked at me sideways and told me to try
57:00 <beehhh> so stop threaten me, i fear no cunt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope it's a message from someone obscure, I hope it's the man next door
58:00 <Loof> i hope it's pussy galore with her tits to the floor!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd prefer them firm but hey
59:00 <Loof> so Melb_Chef, what do you do for a crust?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve Aoki is a mad cunt by the way
59:00 <Skirmish> Well the 30mm cannons are all still there .... surprise surprise. 
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