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01:00 <couleurs> Maury Xenus
05:00 <Calin> where the hell is santa at
06:00 <couleurs> busy fixing soniq's
07:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1527795_10201969077681122_18574048_n.jpg
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-lcd-led-plasma/samsung/32-inch-full-hd-3d-dual-core-smart-led-tv-sku-397400/
09:00 <B1-not-here> well shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep in the beanbag
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
09:00 <beehhh> The amount of love you gave me
09:00 <Shadz_> merry christmas
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a bean bag
09:00 <beehhh> *bodybag
10:00 <beehhh> Shadz_ is there an international airport at cairns
10:00 <Shadz_> yes
11:00 <beehhh> i like msia nothing so extreme
12:00 <beehhh> foods are cheap rent, fee, transport all managable
13:00 <beehhh> and there he is
16:00 <Shadz_> .
16:00 <beehhh> dont worry there will be more sales coming
16:00 <Shadz_> BATALLION SQUAD
16:00 <Shadz_> 482848
17:00 <Sevi> LEGS!!!! 
17:00 <beehhh> boxing day, newyears day, bushfire sale etc
17:00 <Shadz_> YES
17:00 <Shadz_> INDEED SIR
17:00 <beehhh> feb is a bad month
17:00 <Shadz_> GOT PRESENTS
17:00 <Sevi> Is not!!
18:00 <Shadz_> LOL
18:00 <Sevi> Merry sexmas :)
18:00 <Shadz_> U TO
18:00 <beehhh> i havent had sex in this whole life
18:00 <beehhh> 38 this march
19:00 <Sevi> Spanks Shadz_ 
19:00 <beehhh> what if he got diarrhea
19:00 <Shadz_> DONT BE LIKE THAT beehhh
19:00 <beehhh> who elses are watching our convo feel free to type shit
20:00 <Sevi> Not shit ... 
20:00 <Sevi> LEGS!!!!!
20:00 <beehhh> i had lettuce soup with noodle
21:00 <Sevi> A noodle?
21:00 <simba> cum
21:00 <Sevi> Just one noodle?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> .
22:00 <beehhh> http://www.theramenrater.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/2011_2_5_289_001.jpg
22:00 <simba> Bastardly_One hi dad
22:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would drown him in soup
22:00 <Serenity> thats my christmas wish
22:00 <simba> Serenity hi mom
22:00 <Shadz_> LOL
22:00 <fawks> sounds pleasant 
23:00 <Serenity> someone tell simba im not talking to him until he spells mum correctly
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I was lookin' for forks today
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi what for though
23:00 <Shadz_> Simba slaps
23:00 <Serenity> in yer kitchen m8
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the tip
23:00 <beehhh> one each
24:00 <British^Meat> Shadz_ if u dont stop i'll literally call the cops on you
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, move was good man, cept for the uhm *cough* uno scene
24:00 <British^Meat> LOL jokes, im not that lame
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> movie*
24:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_smbRKpq3Xk
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sexy Banned Commercial:Headmuns Security Pants (Oct 21, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 439,923 views - 1,716 likes (92%), 150 dislikes (8%)
24:00 <beehhh> dont fuck with cops they have now extra power
24:00 <AngrymanXL> beehhh:  in tatters. What if a real woman tricks him into thinking she was a tranny?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, heh ... that's kind of why I said I wonder what you'll think
25:00 <beehhh> that would be a heart broken for me everytime i been to gayclub ended up meeting lesbians
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i looked to my right at a female so i didnt vomit lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <AngrymanXL> check your privilege 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor harry potter
27:00 <Bastardly_One> homophobe
27:00 <simba> harry potter and the chamber of stones
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> can never watch those movies agan EVER
27:00 <Shadz_> XD
27:00 <simba> Shadz_ and the meth pipe
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Harry POOFTER
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> harry potter and the arse full of staff
27:00 <beehhh> i dont hope much anymore
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
27:00 <simba> harry potter and the boring reggae ska band
27:00 <Shadz_> LOL
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <AngrymanXL> Harry potter and the kingdom of fire crotch.
27:00 <Shadz_> :))
27:00 <beehhh> harry potter and prince william in antarctica
28:00 <simba> harry potter and his retarded sister in law he hates seeing
28:00 <Shadz_> harry Pothead and fucking beehhh
28:00 <beehhh> harry potter and Shadz_ the elite lebanese
28:00 <Shadz_> lol
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Shadz_> im aussie dude
29:00 <simba> harry potter and mirza ahmed
29:00 <beehhh> not anymore
29:00 <simba> harry potter and beagle
29:00 <Shadz_> loool
29:00 <Shadz_> starring Picard
30:00 <beehhh> simba and his grandma's old sparky
30:00 <Shadz_> and Kuniva
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel might of o/ded
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen him try to enter channels all day
30:00 <Bastardly_One> kuniva I mean
31:00 <Sevi> Aww he's still around?
31:00 <JH> hey does anyone know what is a skux?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <+simba> harry potter and his retarded sister in law he hates seeing
31:00 <beehhh> kuniva died from a punched to the floor
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
32:00 <simba> kik
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> huehue
32:00 <beehhh> he was agruing with his missus suddenly longie showed up n knocked him unconsios
32:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
33:00 <beehhh> another drunken tragedy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> yes hello
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a song for you
34:00 <beehhh> animals love me cause i make them laugh
34:00 <Shadz_> hi
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Shadz_> same beee
34:00 <simba> mirza is one with the animals
34:00 <Shadz_> cuppa mirza
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is for Serenity
34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wham! - Last Christmas (Oct 25, 2009) 4:38 - Category: Music - 49,387,060 views - 154,124 likes (96.8%), 5,019 dislikes (3.2%)
35:00 <British^Meat> hah
35:00 <simba> chronic the hemp hog
35:00 <British^Meat> u old softy
35:00 <beehhh> i love this song
35:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat ... she did man!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what a cow!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been annoying women with it all day
36:00 <beehhh> opiet is legal now but grogs are banned in straya
36:00 <British^Meat> heh
36:00 <British^Meat> anyone here use yahoo mail?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I try not to
37:00 <beehhh> them logan thiefs are all tend to be aboriginal
37:00 <simba> tom logan
37:00 <simba> hardest AFL player
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is for Maurice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5bo4VDEH-U
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean simba
38:00 <thestig> gayyyyyyyyyyy
38:00 <Maurice> I fucking hate her
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's meant to be
38:00 <British^Meat> that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> same Maurice
38:00 <Shadz_> MERRY CHRISTMAS SIMBAS
38:00 <thestig> u look like her
38:00 <simba> i liv that songf
38:00 <British^Meat> fucking
38:00 <British^Meat> song!!!
38:00 <Maurice> I do not
38:00 <thestig> u do
38:00 <Maurice> I DO NOT
38:00 <beehhh> one each
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot stand the bitch
38:00 <Shadz_> MARIE 
38:00 <British^Meat> i got a song for #melbourne
38:00 <British^Meat> its comin...
38:00 <Shadz_> LOL
39:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/feu5e5dRojI
39:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas (Dec 8, 2008) 1:48 - Category: Music - 103,767 views - 243 likes (95.3%), 12 dislikes (4.7%)
39:00 <beehhh> Shadz_ whats the next city closer from your town
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard the worse Christmas song the other day too
39:00 <Shadz_> NICE
39:00 <Shadz_> UHMM
39:00 <Shadz_> QLD
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SKToXZj43E
39:00 <beehhh> new caladonia
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Basshunter - Jingle Bells (Bass) (Out NOW) (Dec 14, 2009) 2:51 - Category: Music - 3,551,176 views - 6,253 likes (92.7%), 493 dislikes (7.3%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
40:00 <Shadz_> Perhaps
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I should email him and tell him
40:00 <Shadz_> id love to go there imo
40:00 <beehhh> you could even swim across there
40:00 <Shadz_> shark bate
40:00 <beehhh> lot of french tourist i heard
40:00 <Shadz_> yes
40:00 <beehhh> they bare the blunt of strom when it hits
40:00 <Shadz_> most the population
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well no shit, it's French territory
41:00 <Shadz_> they smoke fine weed and eat frogs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> of course they'd have french tourists
41:00 <beehhh> those french inherited the premises
41:00 <Shadz_> i would rock skip there
41:00 <beehhh> some polinasian chicks are pretty hot
41:00 <Shadz_> should be an olympic sport
42:00 <Shadz_> fuck yes
42:00 <Shadz_> huge cocks on em
42:00 <beehhh> especially when they dance wearing coconut buckle
42:00 <Shadz_> lolllllllllllll
43:00 <Shadz_> very nice
43:00 <Shadz_> fo sure
44:00 <Shadz_> i meet u there
44:00 <Shadz_> after qld
44:00 <beehhh> for me i prefer launceston
44:00 <Shadz_> u can live there m8
44:00 <Shadz_> oh ok hy
44:00 <Shadz_> why
44:00 <beehhh> the breeze
45:00 <Shadz_> new caledonia mate
45:00 <Shadz_> its where its at
45:00 <beehhh> good idea
45:00 <Shadz_> swim to fiji
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you two need to be tied to a chair and force to listen to Basshunter for 48hrs
45:00 <beehhh> exchange abit more
45:00 <Shadz_> very good imo
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as punishment for chatting
45:00 <Shadz_> study on beach 
46:00 <Shadz_> or bungalo
46:00 <beehhh> marine biology is famous at cairns
46:00 <Shadz_> very
46:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/RTtc2pM1boE
46:00 <Shadz_> barrier reef n all
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Feliz Navidad- Jose Feliciano lyrics [HQ] (Dec 17, 2010) 3:10 - Category: Music - 1,690,314 views - 4,427 likes (92.8%), 346 dislikes (7.2%)
46:00 <Shadz_> i go up in FEB
47:00 <Shadz_> Flying Virgin Air
47:00 <beehhh> how much are the crabs in kilo?
47:00 <Shadz_> 26.99
47:00 <Shadz_> spot
47:00 <beehhh> red shell or blue
47:00 <Shadz_> grab 3 k
47:00 <beehhh> i love crab
47:00 <Shadz_> red mainly
47:00 <Shadz_> depends on moon
47:00 <Shadz_> same
48:00 <Shadz_> killer prawns
48:00 <beehhh> chilean mussle are sold here organic
48:00 <Shadz_> golden orange
48:00 <Shadz_> not too bad the muscles
48:00 <beehhh> cairns seafood world famous due to its geographic location
48:00 <Shadz_> makes ya cock grow
49:00 <beehhh> i need it
49:00 <Shadz_> definatly
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Shadz_> i loath it buying a crate
49:00 <Shadz_> good fishing
49:00 <Shadz_> use a bag lime
49:00 <Digerati> i had nice sex at  thai brothel
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.foodhub.co.nz/images/recipes/Generic_Mussels_1.jpg
50:00 <Shadz_> thai very nice
50:00 <Digerati> yeah
50:00 <Shadz_> i had thai escort
50:00 <beehhh> Digerati were they thai ts?
50:00 <Digerati> 50 dolla sucky
50:00 <Shadz_> 220 on cc
50:00 <Digerati> 15 min blowjov
51:00 <beehhh> Digerati likes to root anything that walks cause of his greek heritage
51:00 <Shadz_> i see
51:00 <Digerati> i fuck indians
51:00 <beehhh> i bet you did
51:00 <Digerati> indians are hot fucks
52:00 <beehhh> eww
52:00 <Digerati> they now how to polish penis
52:00 <Shadz_> cairns is a major for seafood and watersports
52:00 <beehhh> Digerati would root an alien if it come across
53:00 <Digerati> same as you
53:00 <beehhh> guardian of melbourne
53:00 <Shadz_> CYCLONE WARNING FOR DARWIN TONIHT
53:00 <beehhh> darwin is safe
54:00 <Shadz_> U CAN COE TO MY HOUSE
54:00 <Shadz_> AND FUCK MY SISTER
54:00 <Digerati> Shadz but she is 12
54:00 <Shadz_> 26
54:00 <Digerati> liar
55:00 <Shadz_> NO GREEKS
55:00 <Digerati> ok, i'll come over dressed as a scot then
55:00 <Shadz_> SMOKO
55:00 <Shadz_> LOL DUDE
55:00 <Shadz_> K
55:00 <Digerati> in my kilt
55:00 <Shadz_> bagpipes 
55:00 <Digerati> yeah
55:00 <Shadz_> youre on
56:00 <Shadz_> have a pipe
56:00 <Shadz_> WB MILK
56:00 <milk> hey
56:00 <Shadz_> MILKY BAR KID.
56:00 <milk> sam twocan
56:00 <thestig> milk is drunk
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.tassthaipepper.com/images/fisherman.gif
56:00 <Shadz_> HEHEHEHE
56:00 <beehhh> i'm wearing a sunglass
56:00 <Shadz_> hey stigsta
56:00 <thestig> hey shadz how are ya
56:00 <Shadz_> lol beehhh
57:00 <Shadz_> good thanx mate
57:00 <Digerati> fuck drinking during xmas day, been drunk 
57:00 <Digerati> i am dehyrated
57:00 <beehhh> no restaurant near by in essendon true
58:00 <Digerati> i got guests coming over
58:00 <Digerati> 8 familys
58:00 <Digerati> over 30 people
58:00 <Digerati> we got a bbq going on
58:00 <Digerati> lamb on spit
58:00 <beehhh> all your chinese relatives arent they
58:00 <Shadz_> beehhh u coming to dreamworld
58:00 <Digerati> and they all drink
58:00 <beehhh> sure Shadz_
58:00 <Digerati> greeks beehhh
59:00 <Shadz_> and seaworld
59:00 <Digerati> not geeks
59:00 <Digerati> like you
59:00 <beehhh> those are in gold coast
59:00 <Digerati> you geek
59:00 <Shadz_> yup
59:00 <Shadz_> i go feb 14
59:00 <beehhh> Digerati went to supermarket they ranout of turkey so ended up buying a geese
59:00 <Digerati> going to tell them i feel nauseated to drink, fuck that
59:00 <beehhh> *him
00:00 <Digerati> feel so fucking sick tonight
00:00 <Shadz_> lol a geese
00:00 <Shadz_> hahahahaha
01:00 <Digerati> your goose is cooked
01:00 <Shadz_> and a packet of prawn chips
01:00 <beehhh> im going to cook three eggs with red bean and chopped garlic and yoghurt with cucumber
01:00 <Shadz_> healthy dude imo
01:00 <beehhh> for cock
02:00 <milk> why not just eat a mayonaise bun?
02:00 <Shadz_> i ate a tub of fruit salad
02:00 <Shadz_> prawns and beer
02:00 <Shadz_> and chilli chips
02:00 <beehhh> all qlders love fruit
02:00 <Shadz_> christmas cake
03:00 <milk> I wonder if my Christmas steak had a name
03:00 <beehhh> darren hayes posted eating yoghurt with strawberry
03:00 <milk> yuck
03:00 <milk> strawberries and cream
04:00 <Shadz_> ive got pudding
05:00 <beehhh> Shadz_ just posted me his pic
05:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/216599_147977198709557_1957004013_n.jpg
05:00 <Shadz_> yup
06:00 <Shadz_> i need to drop the bass biatch
06:00 <simba> grekoshjgojrs
06:00 <Shadz_> simba 
07:00 <Shadz_> u droppin the bass
07:00 <Shadz_> or dropin a turd
07:00 <Shadz_> lol
07:00 <Shadz_> muahahahaha
08:00 <Shadz_> irc=is really champions
09:00 <Shadz_> psytrance mat3
09:00 <Shadz_> brb
09:00 <Shadz_> dj
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy nailed it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1qyx7k/how_do_you_celebrate_christmas_in_australia/cdhw2h0
11:00 <Shadz_> cuppa imo
11:00 <Shadz_> :XD
12:00 <Shadz_> HOLD UP BIATCH
12:00 <Shadz_> NEED TO DROP THE BASS
12:00 <BlackDevil> hold up bitch
12:00 <Shadz_> HEYA BlackDevil
12:00 <BlackDevil> hey slut
12:00 <Shadz_> HOWS THINGS CUNT
13:00 <Shadz_> didya get a buttfuck
13:00 <Shadz_> lollllllllllllll
13:00 <British^Meat> Shadz_, i'll complain to #ASD about you if you keep it up mate....
13:00 <Shadz_> down there in TASSY
13:00 <Shadz_> THANKYOU British^Meat
14:00 <British^Meat> Don't think i wont!
14:00 <thestig> dont #asd me bro
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so bored capture the flag on GTA O sounds good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not that bored yet
15:00 <British^Meat> i'll fkn do it aye oi thestig hue hue, im on the edge
16:00 <Bastardly_One> don't forget to have a model over and be on the xbox while doing it British^Meat
17:00 <milk> at this time of the year I like to take a moment to pray for world peace
17:00 <beehhh> i'll do my mba in INTI nilai
17:00 <British^Meat> yer, might pretend im getting a new pc in the process too
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> huhu
18:00 <beehhh> http://newinti.edu.my/main/about-inti/international-partner-universities
20:00 <Shadz_> YIPPEE
22:00 <Shadz_> :)
22:00 <Shadz_> O,O
22:00 <BlackDevil> milk has a drug addiction
22:00 <Shadz_> YES
22:00 <British^Meat> Well i wish it could be christmas everyday, when the kids start singing and the band begins to play!
23:00 <BlackDevil> if you did British^Meat
23:00 <BlackDevil> you'll be broke
23:00 <Shadz_> indeedy
23:00 <Shadz_> banjo patterson
25:00 <Shadz_> [#] WinAmp checking is now stopped!
25:00 <Shadz_> shads:gong
26:00 <British^Meat> Shadz_ i wish you a merry
29:00 <simba> cuj
31:00 <simba> cluj
33:00 <BlackDevil> hey faux
33:00 <BlackDevil> why you sexy
34:00 <Student> lol 
35:00 <SassyMeMow> puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut a banana in your eeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
35:00 <SassyMeMow> just put a ripe banana
35:00 <BlackDevil> yea Student it was hard not to laugh at that
35:00 <SassyMeMow> right into your favourite ear!
36:00 <Student> BlackDevil ha ha , how is your intestine treating you today? :)
37:00 <BlackDevil> waiting for the body to let me poo
37:00 <Student> what? i thought it has gone on "auto mode" ;)
38:00 <BlackDevil> i wish
38:00 <Student> :)
39:00 <BlackDevil> im so cold
40:00 <Student> ahhh, the other way to say it , is like your brain is so cold 
40:00 <milk> it's 22:39PM here in the 139th greatest city in the world
40:00 <Student> ofcourse there is heat in your body, but not at the right places ;)
41:00 <simba> ok weirdo
42:00 <simba> you think you are spreading wisdom but your english is barely comprehensible
42:00 <milk> I hope y'all out there are feeling the love
42:00 <BlackDevil> no its cold
42:00 <milk> so without further ado, I would like to dedicate this next number to a little lady I haven't screwed in over 11 years
42:00 <BlackDevil> outside
42:00 <SassyMeMow> bananas
42:00 <SassyMeMow> you all need bananas
42:00 <SassyMeMow> in your ears.
42:00 <milk> Baby! you gotta knowwwwww
43:00 <milk> N
43:00 <milk> E
43:00 <milk> R
43:00 <milk> D
43:00 <Student> BlackDevil are you loving the cold outside? :)
43:00 <shadsam> MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL
43:00 <shadsam> LOL
43:00 <Transmatron> <milk> so without further ado
43:00 <shadsam> hehehe
44:00 <Transmatron> ive heard that line bdfore
44:00 <Transmatron> before
44:00 <BlackDevil> no its cold Student http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387895835567.jpg
44:00 <Transmatron> have i chatted with you before milk?
45:00 <milk> huh?
45:00 <Student> oh nice one BlackDevil ;P
45:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387896242394.jpg
46:00 <Student> what is that party BlackDevil?
46:00 <Student> funny photoshop neck ;)
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387895588648.jpg
47:00 <BlackDevil> i dont think the neck was photoshopped
47:00 <simba> more celebrity related humor. great
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387895105566.jpg
48:00 <thestig> http://www.noradsanta.org/
48:00 <thestig> SANTA TRACKER
48:00 <thestig> oops caps
49:00 <Sh4dz_> k
50:00 <doctor> He's in China
50:00 <BlackDevil> wow thats sponsered by internet explore
50:00 <milk> ok I have a philosophy question
50:00 <doctor> "rethink"
50:00 <milk> do nerd chicks or lesbians have tighter arses?
50:00 <doctor> nah
51:00 <doctor> you'd have to ask them
51:00 <BlackDevil> milk you have a drug addiction
51:00 <BlackDevil> take care of it
52:00 <BlackDevil> and i need to poop
52:00 <Student> he is asking you, perhaps you have check one or more ;P
52:00 <milk> yes, I think I'll conduct a survey in the city centre with a clipboard
53:00 <milk> question 1: Do you consider yourself to be a nerd chick or a lesbian?
53:00 <stebie> merry christmas, goodnight all o/
53:00 <Student> lol stebie
53:00 <doctor> merry xmus
53:00 <milk> question 2: how tight is your arse?
53:00 <stebie> merry christmas Sh4dz_
53:00 <Sh4dz_> MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL
54:00 <Sh4dz_> :)))))
54:00 <Sh4dz_> u 2 stebbie
54:00 <Sh4dz_> :XD
54:00 <Sh4dz_> :D
54:00 <milk> question 3: do you consider your arse to be tighter than other women's arses?
54:00 <Sh4dz_> BE VERY QUIET SANTAS COMING
54:00 <doctor> i've been naughty
55:00 <milk> question 4: to you personally, is it anal or anale?
55:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=293212060803540&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
56:00 <milk> question 5: have you ever had an arse tighten with a facelift and boob job?
58:00 <Student> http://acidcow.com/pics/20111011/hot_flbp_01.jpg
58:00 <milk> question 6: let's role play. I'm a donkey raping shit eater and you're Jewess. what happens next?
58:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=292975834160496&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
59:00 <Student> http://acidcow.com/pics/20111011/hot_flbp_02.jpg
00:00 <Student> http://acidcow.com/pics/20111011/hot_flbp_04.jpg
00:00 <Sh4dz_> http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/216599_147977198709557_1957004013_n.jpg
00:00 <Sh4dz_> :))))
01:00 <Sh4dz_> FUCKING EARWAX
01:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
01:00 <Student> http://acidcow.com/pics/20111011/hot_flbp_12.jpg
01:00 <Student> ha ha Sh4dz_
03:00 <Student> http://acidcow.com/pics/20111011/hot_flbp_33.jpg
03:00 <Sh4dz_>  checking is now stopped!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
06:00 <Bastardly_One> snow in GTA O
06:00 <Sh4dz_> HI Bastardly_One
06:00 <Student> yah what?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
07:00 <Sh4dz_> FUK U FAWKS
07:00 <Sh4dz_> FUKIN CUNT
07:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
08:00 <Student> lol
08:00 <Sh4dz_> hahahaha
08:00 <simba> ya'
08:00 <Sh4dz_> sup snow in gta
08:00 <Sh4dz_> i new tht
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this gay seasonal shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in GTA O
09:00 <Sh4dz_> ima get grid
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and snow all over the joint on Christmas Day
09:00 <Sh4dz_> grid rocks
09:00 <simba> im still getting over listening to deadmau5 today man taht shit was harsh
09:00 <simba> my poor ears
09:00 <simba> and ive poisoned my body with alcjhool
09:00 <simba> my poor body
09:00 <Bastardly_One> knife party you mean
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Sh4dz_> oha
09:00 <Sh4dz_> brb
10:00 <simba> ohala manjala
10:00 <Sh4dz_> :P
10:00 <simba> french for two tonne gecko
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to do seasons greetings pics with the hookers of Los Santos
11:00 <Bastardly_One> which area do you reckons has the best?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if you pay attention each area has different hookers
12:00 <Student> ha ha 
12:00 <simba> rancid amputation
12:00 <Student> it has come to this , greeting pics with hookers ;)
13:00 <Transmatron> god damn
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored ... what can I say?
13:00 <Transmatron> are you virgins still maturbating to gta5?
13:00 <Transmatron> lol ^
14:00 <Transmatron> its ok Bastardly_One, your too old to get laid now anyway
14:00 <simba> poor jkl another christmas alone
14:00 <Transmatron> haha that sucks 
14:00 <Student> that was a bit harsh Transmatron, don't you think? 
14:00 <Transmatron> xmas should not be spent alone
15:00 <Transmatron> luckily im here with my gf atm
15:00 <Student> lol what? :P
15:00 <Serenity> rofl he has a gf now?
15:00 <simba> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
15:00 <Transmatron> Student sometimes the truth can be harsh
15:00 <simba> yea last week he was pretending to have a boyfriend, every week is new bs
15:00 <simba> BAN THE CUNT 
15:00 <Transmatron> im bi-sexual
15:00 <Student> actually you have done so much hard work convincing most of us that you are gay Transmatron :) 
15:00 <Serenity> you're a liar dude thats about it
16:00 <simba> why bother lying to a bunch of people who dont care
16:00 <Serenity> its christmas dont tell lies on baby jesus' birthday
16:00 <Transmatron> well one thing i look forward to this festive season
16:00 <Transmatron> is boxing day
17:00 <Transmatron> the hobbit comes out :D
17:00 <simba> i look forward to your death
17:00 <Serenity> woah
17:00 <Transmatron> legolas is going to be in this 2nd installment
17:00 <Transmatron> my fav character of the tolkien universe
17:00 <Transmatron> thats abit harsh simba
18:00 <Transmatron> you crossed a line there, its christmas mate.
18:00 <simba> truth hurts
18:00 <Transmatron> but wishing death upon someone on jesus's birthday?
18:00 <Transmatron> Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> you dont get to use that excuse jkl
18:00 <Serenity> you're a liar
18:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=292081020916644&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
19:00 <Transmatron> but does one deserve death because of that?
19:00 <simba> christmas is the day we celebrate jesus' birth, its not his birthday
19:00 <simba> dickhead
19:00 <faux> its santas birthday
19:00 <simba> coca colas birthday
19:00 <Transmatron> wow simba....you're acknowledging me atm .....
19:00 <Transmatron> hehe
19:00 <Serenity> suckmynuts birthday
19:00 <Transmatron> for a while there i thought u had me on ignore
19:00 <Transmatron> im relieved now 
19:00 <faux> hehe
19:00 <Transmatron> :]
20:00 <simba> someone kill this faggot
20:00 <Serenity> tell me Transmatron
20:00 <Serenity> why do you lie
20:00 <Transmatron> did you see my previous messages i sent u simba?
20:00 <Serenity> to a bunch of people you dont know
20:00 <faux> tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:00 <faux> aint nothin but a heaaaaaaartache
20:00 <faux> tell me whyeeeee
20:00 <Transmatron> i dunno
20:00 <faux> aint nthing but a mistaaaaaaaake
20:00 <simba> i want it that a way
20:00 <faux> tell e whyyy
20:00 <Transmatron> maybe its my aspergers
20:00 <Bastardly_One> WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
20:00 <faux> i never wanna here ya sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:00 <Serenity> dont be a fucking dickhead
21:00 <Bastardly_One> FAUX
21:00 <Bastardly_One> WHY?
21:00 <Transmatron> or maybe i have some other undiagnosed mental condition
21:00 <simba> U R.... My Starlight
21:00 <faux> ok Bastardly_One its geting old now
21:00 <Serenity> im so byond offended by you saying that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
21:00 <Transmatron> why?
21:00 <Transmatron> i have it
21:00 <faux> you have asparagus
21:00 <faux> dont get them confuse
21:00 <faux> d
21:00 <Serenity> because its got nothing to do with aspergers. and some of us actually have people in our lives you have aspergers
21:00 <Serenity> you stupid fuck
21:00 <Serenity> who have*
22:00 <simba> what a faggot someone kill this cunt
23:00 <Transmatron> well i see what you mean, but i do have aspergers syndrome. i was diagnosed with it early as a child when my parents were concerned that i did not do well in school etc and werent making friends 
23:00 <Serenity> what a crock of shit
23:00 <Serenity> another lie
23:00 <simba> u r a hell boring generic troll we saw the likes of u in the mid 2000s please commit sucide u r wasting irc space
23:00 <Serenity> im going to go do the santa thing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya Serenity
24:00 <Bastardly_One> have a good day today
25:00 <Sh4dz_> happy days
25:00 <faux> irc space.
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <faux> i love batdad
25:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=263525853805613&set=vb.238962526261946&type=2&theater
25:00 <faux> me fave
25:00 <Sh4dz_> aLL ME Mtes are on santas slay
25:00 <faux> ALL ME MATES ARE REINDEERS
26:00 <Sh4dz_> lolololol
26:00 <simba> no doubt - dont speak
26:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> FAUX
26:00 <Transmatron> <Bastardly_One> WHY?
26:00 <Transmatron> <faux> ok Bastardly_One its geting old now
26:00 <Transmatron> LOL Bastardly_One got ownt.
26:00 <simba> someone ban this manchild quick
26:00 <Transmatron> tries to be funny but fail
26:00 <faux> fuck off transmacunt
26:00 <Transmatron> xD
26:00 <Sh4dz_> put the bong down Bastardly_One
27:00 <simba> worst irc user of 2013
27:00 <Student> what is with the delay post Transmatron? :)
27:00 <Transmatron> i was akf
27:00 <faux> oh god
27:00 <Transmatron> afk
27:00 <faux> another one
27:00 <faux> Student do you celebrate christmas
27:00 <Sh4dz_> he has a kebab
27:00 <Student> the answer to this question is "classified" :P
27:00 <faux> ok i gong with no
27:00 <faux> im going*
27:00 <Transmatron> i do
27:00 <faux> or else you would have just said ye
27:00 <faux> s
27:00 <Student> lol @ gong
27:00 <faux> muzzo
27:00 <Transmatron> i luv xmas
28:00 <Transmatron> tis the season to be happy
28:00 <Transmatron> lalalalala lal la la la
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd find it strange if Student celebrated
28:00 <faux> JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THIS SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not part of his religon
28:00 <simba> im a muzza
28:00 <Sh4dz_> ALL ME JOYSTIX BELONG TO BEAGLE
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <faux> all me joystix are fuct
28:00 <Sh4dz_> LOLOLOLOL
28:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One did u see what i typed earlier?
28:00 <Student> :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> probably and didn't care
28:00 <faux> ALL ME PETS R DEAD
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
28:00 <simba> all myfriends are dead
28:00 <Student> what is the name of jesus's father?
29:00 <simba> phil
29:00 <faux> Dr Suess
29:00 <simba> douglas
29:00 <simba> douggie
29:00 <faux> jesus has like
29:00 <Sh4dz_> Simba u up for some joystix
29:00 <faux> 3 dasds
29:00 <faux> dads
29:00 <faux> himself
29:00 <faux> joseph
29:00 <Student> lol 
29:00 <faux> and god
29:00 <faux> whata top bloke
29:00 <simba> jesus is the gay son of a gay empire
29:00 <faux> cherri_pie
29:00 <faux> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <faux> my fae lesbian
29:00 <Sh4dz_> cheey fuk up
29:00 <faux> fave*
29:00 <Student> that was so funny that 3 father duty 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think Jesus had a mother complex with Mary Magdelene?
29:00 <Sh4dz_> cherrie FUK U
29:00 <cherri_pie> good evening fauxx wasssup
30:00 <Student> innocent marry was being touched by 3 men :) lol 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean his mother was a Mary
30:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One so wat u doing for xmas tomoro?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and a ho
30:00 <faux> nothing we're just discussing jesus
30:00 <faux> i think jesus was a psychologist
30:00 <cherri_pie> oh yes fittting topic if i dont say so myself faux
30:00 <Sh4dz_> BITCH
30:00 <Bastardly_One> because Jesus aint Joseph'
30:00 <faux> and god was agaphic designer
30:00 <Transmatron> im just gona have a quiet one at home
30:00 <faux>  graphic*
30:00 <cherri_pie> ahh yes
30:00 <Transmatron> i dont have much real friends to spend the day with
30:00 <Sh4dz_> CHERRIE FARTER
30:00 <cherri_pie> if i remember your a graphic designer fux
30:00 <faux> ShadowLurker shh
30:00 <Transmatron> most ppl i know are just aquaintances
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus was actually a priest of a jesuit order who faked his death and went to live in the mountains with Mary
30:00 <simba> dont tell me cos it hurts
30:00 <faux> Sh4dz_**
30:00 <faux> no im not
30:00 <faux> lo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if you believe one book I've read
30:00 <faux> lol*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I met CoCoa today
31:00 <cherri_pie> oh right my apologies faux
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what a character
31:00 <faux> whos cocoa
31:00 <Sh4dz_> CHERRIE WIPE YOUR MOUTH IMO
31:00 <Bastardly_One> your mate
31:00 <faux> Sh4dz_ shh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the butter
31:00 <cherri_pie> cocoa butter is some fagg
31:00 <cherri_pie> hes gay apparently
31:00 <faux> no hes not
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <Sh4dz_> lol
31:00 <faux> you met him?
31:00 <faux> hes in sydney
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <cherri_pie> well yeh i spoke to him
31:00 <cherri_pie> i thought it was a chick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he just randomly spoke at me
31:00 <faux> im talking to Bastardly_One
31:00 <cherri_pie> pretty sure he said he was gay
32:00 <cherri_pie> i could be wrong tho
32:00 <faux> you mean online
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems bi
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sorry
32:00 <cherri_pie> as i am a raging slag
32:00 <Transmatron> thats like me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear I was being hit on
32:00 <Transmatron> im bi
32:00 <faux> rofl
32:00 <cherri_pie> yes me too
32:00 <faux> rol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was getting to
32:00 <faux> flr
32:00 <cherri_pie> he was hitting on me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is he ... that way inclined
32:00 <cherri_pie> im telling u his gay
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just askin
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta dl that song from lost boys
32:00 <faux>   no
32:00 <Transmatron> he was hitting on you? as IF Bastardly_One
32:00 <faux> did he know you werea dude
32:00 <faux> :|
32:00 <Transmatron> does he know your like 50?
32:00 <Transmatron> old and bald?
32:00 <Sh4dz_> MERRY CHRISTMAS cherri_pie
32:00 <cherri_pie> he thought i was a dude coz i thought he was a chick
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> its ok if u root a dude without knowing hes a dude
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats not gay
33:00 <Bastardly_One> "you seem like a nice guy"
33:00 <cherri_pie> merry xmas shadz
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Merry Joshmas everyone
33:00 <faux> that doesnt = to i wanna suck your dick
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ho ho ho hoer
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that means he knew I was a guy
33:00 <Transmatron> i reckon 
33:00 <cherri_pie> il remember to leave some ice in your stocking instead of coal u junky cunt
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <faux> dying
33:00 <Transmatron> get the fuck over yourself Bastardly_One
33:00 <faux> lmaooo
33:00 <Student> more like a "joshmess" ;P
33:00 <faux> LOL STUDENT
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
33:00 <simba> yehoshua
33:00 <faux> actually unny
33:00 <Transmatron> no one wants your wrinky old shrivelled up cancer cock
33:00 <faux> f
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...I was asking faux a question because she knows him
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so wouldnt tell u ima a guy Bastardly_One
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing else
33:00 <Transmatron> u dirty old motherfucker Bastardly_One
33:00 <Sh4dz_> XD XD
34:00 <faux> ive met him
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> not after the fifth drink ;)
34:00 <faux> hes not gay
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Sh4dz_> MEOW
34:00 <Transmatron> go fuck a blender mate
34:00 <Student> how do you know for sure faux? lol 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> all good faux ... so he's just a happy chappy eh?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Gay Christmas
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he was a chick too though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have to agree with cheri there
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope its a wonderful life is on tonite
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yehoshumas
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> i actually cant stop laughing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found it very random
35:00 <faux> zooper doopers
35:00 <Student> who pushed PandasDontDrive's wrong buttong? :P
35:00 <faux> sugar+
35:00 <faux> buttong
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey Student?
35:00 <Transmatron> neither could i faux
35:00 <Transmatron> lol
35:00 <Student> ha ha PandasDontDrive
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and then suddenly an hour later he's asking me questions
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> butt ong soup?
35:00 <Transmatron> no way cocoa is gay
35:00 <Bastardly_One> about if it's ok to go out while the wife is away
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm had moroccan for dinner
35:00 <Transmatron> he's a top bloke
35:00 <Student> lol wrong person to ask such questions :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... you're not going out to pick up who cares?
36:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One has no wife
36:00 <Transmatron> no gf
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found it RANDOM
36:00 <Transmatron> so why does he ask u 
36:00 <sharky> hahahahaha
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk havin a wife
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never spoken to him before is all
36:00 <faux> maybe he was just having a conversation with aperson on the internet
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk havin a gf
36:00 <sharky> you are so thoughtful
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> wank heaps
36:00 <faux> why does that meann he wants to dick you
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> keeps evil women away
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
36:00 <simba> wanking sux
36:00 <Transmatron> i reckon
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <Transmatron> u probalby want to dick him Bastardly_One
36:00 <Transmatron> thats why u are coming uo with all these sexual assumptions
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't fucking say that ... I was asking
36:00 <faux> Transmatron please remove yourself from this  conversation
36:00 <Student> most of the time i come here, faux is all about dick and asshole :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> because he was acting girly
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> happy now? :P
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
37:00 <Student> what the hell is wrong with this person faux? :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <faux> he was acting girly talking about his wife
37:00 <faux> lo
37:00 <faux> l
37:00 <Transmatron> "oh he talked to me, so that must mean he wants to place his dick up mah ass"
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems really girly
37:00 <faux> jesus christ
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like poking and shit
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dick'n'Arsehole
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hyper girly shit
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> rip Sausages
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wondered if he was queer
37:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
37:00 <Transmatron> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> our first year without him
37:00 <Student> Bastardly_One perhaps aging does that to him ;)
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> rip Eggs
37:00 <Transmatron> i know what u mean Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't trying to be offensive
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit tired
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> o wait im Eggs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fried tired
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> tried
38:00 <Transmatron> but whats wrong if hes gay?
38:00 <Student> you have been "saved" Bastardly_One , ha ha 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a triad?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> tired
38:00 <Transmatron> do u have a problem with that?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ta J
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHUT
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ninja soup
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... I was just curious ffs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a nosy bastard
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> look harry potter being gay in a movie
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost ruined xmas
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> for you
38:00 <Transmatron> ah ic. thats all good then, i didnt take you to be the homophobic type anyway
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> like seeing him put his legs back to take cock like a chick
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to turn then
39:00 <beehhh> finish me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got issues with homophobes actually Transmatron
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Transmatron u wana see daniel radcliff get fucked in the butt in a movie?
39:00 <Transmatron> what do u mean?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> as a dude gets murdered.
39:00 <beehhh> all those vanished moments
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> homo fetish wet dream
39:00 <Transmatron> no PandasDontDrive
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, homophobia really gets on my goat
39:00 <beehhh> less i remember better it gets
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say up my arse
39:00 <Transmatron> that would be full gay
39:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
40:00 <Transmatron> i never go full gay
40:00 <Transmatron> im just bi
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what gets my goat
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> goats
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkers
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I like goats
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cranky arseholes
40:00 <Student> me too
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> on ur plate?
40:00 <Student> lol 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and geese ... geese rule
41:00 <Student> what the hell? :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> complete arseholes
41:00 <beehhh> meal was tip top
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> goat is yum
41:00 <Transmatron> ive sucked cock before, and let my cock be sucked by another male, but thats as far as i go. ive never fucked a guys ass or been fucked in my ass by guy
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet beehhh
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> we got this awesome free desert at this moroccan restaurant dude
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you've been fucked in the head
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> had fairy floss on it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's for sure
41:00 <beehhh> goats curry wth naan bread
42:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One ive read the review for the lastest raw on ewn
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> YUM
42:00 <Transmatron> apparently it was a really shit raw
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> goat curry rules
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit the bones
42:00 <Transmatron> most of these xmas ones are all fillers anyway
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> y not fuck his ass
42:00 <Transmatron> cuz that would be full gay
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> just push his face into the pillow
42:00 <Transmatron> and im not full gay
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah ur not FULL gay till u get fucked in the ass
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and like it
43:00 <Transmatron> yeah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> like in that ali g movie
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hows it feel?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> quite nice actually!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not gay, you've just slept with a guy who is
43:00 <beehhh> rice makes you fat
43:00 <Transmatron> anal stimulation is quite pleasurable
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cous cous?
43:00 <Transmatron> every guy should try it
43:00 <Sh4dz_> U SURE beehhh
44:00 <Transmatron> whther gay or not
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye takin a crap feels sweetr
44:00 <beehhh> pretty much
44:00 <beehhh> eat roti
44:00 <milk> Christmas has made me think about perfect presents
44:00 <beehhh> not bread
44:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One have u ever done any anal stim?
44:00 <beehhh> chapati roti
44:00 <milk> you know what would be a perfect wedding present?
44:00 <Sh4dz_> Peanuts imo
44:00 <milk> packet of XL condoms
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> got two presents b4
45:00 <Transmatron> even if its just a little, like caressing your sphincter sofly while u are masturbating
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
45:00 <Transmatron> thats anal stim ebough
45:00 <Transmatron> enough
45:00 <Transmatron> no need for actual penetration or anything
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> man talkin bout anal makes me wana go to the toilet n shit
45:00 <beehhh> roti n shaabji
45:00 <beehhh> i'm obese
45:00 <beehhh> 80kg
45:00 <beehhh> was gone down to 65kg in bangladesh
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> unless u mean a chit ;)
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea but thats the parasites beehhh
46:00 <Transmatron> not surprised
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was sure that the plague is still in some part of india
46:00 <Transmatron> since bangladesh has like, no food
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta find out where it is
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> some 3rd world shithole
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> like haiti
46:00 <milk> tuck and tape
46:00 <Transmatron> lol
46:00 <milk> plenty of anal stim in that
47:00 <beehhh> im becoming a tank cos of aem lil sian gang
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> gang
47:00 <Sh4dz_> http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/216599_147977198709557_1957004013_n.jpg
47:00 <beehhh> im becoming a tank cos of em lil asian gang
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Hole in the Borneo Toilet Wall Gang
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> niyyj
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> butthole
47:00 <beehhh> lol
48:00 <Sh4dz_> toilet cam
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i might let my gecko go today Beautiful_Pain
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh*
49:00 <beehhh> lots of gecko here
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that nick beatiful pain, like losing ur virginity
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> send me one
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> same around my place
52:00 <simba> im dirnking blue label now
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the good stuff ey
52:00 <milk> I met a kid in Bali once, his name was Johnny Walker
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> is blue single malt?
53:00 <simba> Yes.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have real cider
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> not fake cider from dan murphys like cast away n shit
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> male29, meet Transmatron
55:00 <milk> theres a sign near my house that says kick apple cider, it's for jamessons so I assume that is flavoured whiskey?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> njoy
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder what thatd taste like
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know that pear cider is called perry or some shit
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im gonna combine my love for showers and love for drinking to drinking in the shower bbs or some shit
56:00 <BlackDevil> ok so im rubbing my dick, about to cum and Sh4dz_ comes in
56:00 <BlackDevil> and it gets all over him
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <faux> lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i go MERRY XMAS BABY
57:00 <BlackDevil> drinking in the shower?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> spooge for everyone
57:00 <BlackDevil> safest way to get drunk
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <BlackDevil> at least you dont get drunk and go in the shower afterwords
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea its about the same as morphine at the beach
57:00 <beehhh> winter is better
57:00 <BlackDevil> winter is too cold beehhh
57:00 <BlackDevil> summer is better
57:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbiturate
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer beehhh in winter our penises shrink, and we hide away 
58:00 <milk> Barbituric acid was first synthesized December 6, 1864, by German researcher Adolf von Baeyer. This was done by condensing urea (an animal waste product) with diethyl malonate (an ester derived from the acid of apples).
58:00 <BlackDevil> isnt you penis already tiny PandasDontDrive?
58:00 <BlackDevil> it just goes inside
58:00 <BlackDevil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea course
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but bigger than picards
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i feel confident man!
58:00 <simba> android 17 and 18 kicked my ass
00:00 <BlackDevil> i  got andriod 4.3
00:00 <BlackDevil> waiting for 4.4 to come out
03:00 <BlackDevil> "my beats" http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d29_1387886874
03:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Cool Guys Saves Passengers (Date: Apr-19-2013, 3 hours ago) - Views: 2503 - Played: 8349
04:00 <simba> doritos
04:00 <beehhh> dipped in yoghurt
06:00 <BlackDevil> did you know that winter is coming
06:00 <simba> no i never learned the seasons
06:00 <simba> what comes next
06:00 <beehhh> trust my rage
07:00 <simba> apparently americans dont even know what a 'fortnight' is they have no word for it
07:00 <BlackDevil> its just winter simba
07:00 <simba> do u know what a fortnight is
07:00 <beehhh> winter summer fall
07:00 <BlackDevil> lol winter summer fail
07:00 <beehhh> fail semester
09:00 <Sh4dz_> beehhh
09:00 <Sh4dz_> STICK YA COK IN THE LECTURERS MOUTH
09:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
10:00 <beehhh> http://www.jta.org/2013/12/19/news-opinion/world/swedish-county-to-seek-ban-on-circumcision
10:00 <beehhh> you are my lecturer
10:00 <simba> lol mirza misses his foreskin soooooo much
10:00 <simba> and i dont blame him
10:00 <BlackDevil> i would too
10:00 <simba> with your foreskin removed you become a beast
10:00 <BlackDevil> but lucky i lost my penis a long time ago
10:00 <beehhh> it was missing before simba was born
11:00 <simba> yes 25 years and you cant get over it
11:00 <beehhh> i was forced into a surgery
11:00 <Sh4dz_> NO1 WANTS A MILKBOTTLE DIKHEAD
11:00 <simba> a bit sad isnt it mirza
11:00 <beehhh> are you 25?
11:00 <simba> round that
11:00 <milk> circumcision is a health measure
11:00 <beehhh> damn thats too young
11:00 <beehhh> girls dont like it
11:00 <BlackDevil> i have 11 hours of battery left on my laptop
11:00 <beehhh> they like uncut big penis
11:00 <BlackDevil> i hope that last all day
11:00 <simba> like mine
12:00 <beehhh> mine is big but head is missing
12:00 <beehhh> like your mums
12:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
14:00 <milk> do you know what women like?
14:00 <beehhh> wealth
14:00 <Sh4dz_> BUTTFUCK
14:00 <beehhh> they wanna get rich quick
15:00 <beehhh> use men as pawn
15:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> my asshole needs gamer cock
15:00 <milk> ok, what is a woman's job?
15:00 <Sh4dz_> NICE ANITA
15:00 <beehhh> suck my chipalota
16:00 <milk> women get paid to rip you off
16:00 <beehhh> rather stick my cock in a chickens arse
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <BlackDevil> if you havnt already
17:00 <milk> seriously
18:00 <milk> I haven't met a woman in the last 10 years who didn't want me to pay her to rip me off
18:00 <BlackDevil> you hired your mum to do that
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the soccer fight in my other chat
19:00 <BlackDevil> soccer?
19:00 <beehhh> milk is referring to pros
20:00 <BlackDevil> how you think milk got born?
20:00 <beehhh> women bring drugs into the country
20:00 <Bastardly_One> a Roflham Lolspurs fan
20:00 <Bastardly_One> a Man U fan
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and ME
20:00 <beehhh> by his dad sperm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> supporting the only team that matters
20:00 <BlackDevil> yea probably didnt pull out in time
20:00 <beehhh> they both wanted to survive
20:00 <beehhh> my twin bro & I are champions
21:00 <BlackDevil> my twin bro and i
21:00 <BlackDevil> are champions of the worllllllllllllldddddddddddd
23:00 <beehhh> i really dont like women
23:00 <BlackDevil> we know
23:00 <Sh4dz_> I LUV TO FUCK WOMEN IN ASSHOLE
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy I'm talking to
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was at the 3 - 1 match
24:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome
24:00 <Sh4dz_> SLAP THERE FACES
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this only makes sense to simba really
24:00 <Sh4dz_> FUCK THERE ASSHOLES
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's not paying attention
24:00 <simba> hello?
25:00 <simba> im listeneing to thierry henry
25:00 <beehhh> yeah pound the hell out of that bitach
25:00 <Sh4dz_> PUNCH HER IN THE THROAT
25:00 <Sh4dz_> 2 FINGERS UP THE NOSE
26:00 <beehhh> like nigella's ex husband
26:00 <Sh4dz_> YES NIGELLA 
26:00 <beehhh> shes not bad for a root
26:00 <Sh4dz_> FUCK HER SHITTER
26:00 <beehhh> while she snorting cocaine
26:00 <Sh4dz_> YUP
26:00 <milk> funny India holiday story. The Indian rupee is worth not a lot so you can get a big wad of notes with not much AUD. So we go on a bus tour, the bus driver is a nice guy pointing out this sight and that edifice etc. My Dad tips him a big wad of notes at the end of the trip. The next day the bus driver rings him up screaming about what happens when you pull a big wad of notes out in front of a prostitute.
27:00 <Sh4dz_> BALLS TO ASS
27:00 <simba> french as fuck
27:00 <BlackDevil> balls in ass to mouth
28:00 <beehhh> marriages couple should atleast have 10-15 years age gap
28:00 <Sh4dz_> MkE HER ASSHOLE BLEED
28:00 <Sh4dz_> PISS IN HER MOUTH
28:00 <beehhh> then put back to its mouth
28:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
28:00 <BlackDevil> you ever tried shit in her asshole
28:00 <BlackDevil> then she shits it back out
29:00 <BlackDevil> thats epic
29:00 <Sh4dz_> LOLOLOOL
29:00 <beehhh> i like 18+
29:00 <simba> good old north melbourne, theyre champions youll agree
29:00 <BlackDevil> me leg fell asleep
29:00 <Sh4dz_> WHERRE IS JUNKY PIETER
29:00 <simba> im pieter from irc - any questions
29:00 <beehhh> he is in west melbourne
29:00 <Sh4dz_> HES SHOOTIN UP
30:00 <simba> are you shooting up too?
30:00 <BlackDevil> simba, how old were you when you first kissed a boy?
30:00 <simba> youre a meth user right?
30:00 <beehhh> i used to
31:00 <milk> http://www.2girls1cup.nl/
31:00 <milk> l8r
31:00 <BlackDevil> 4 girls finger paint
31:00 <BlackDevil> try that
32:00 <beehhh> ice helps you to burn fat quicker
33:00 <beehhh> anti obese drug
33:00 <simba> ur a loser
33:00 <beehhh> what is there to loose
33:00 <simba> lose
34:00 <beehhh> loss
34:00 <beehhh> lost
35:00 <simba> loseless
36:00 <Bastardly_One> think Gerard will call it a day this yr?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he should
37:00 <beehhh> les miserable
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this totty supporter is a great guy to talk soccer with
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's really objective
38:00 <beehhh> i only follow AFL
38:00 <simba> gerrard no.. i think most fans want him 2 retire from england after the world cup 2 focus on us
38:00 <simba> not sure he will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <beehhh> america dont play soccer
39:00 <simba> yes they do
39:00 <simba> shut the FUCK up mirza
39:00 <simba> the yanks r lapping up the major league
39:00 <beehhh> american dollar is stronger again
39:00 <BlackDevil> actually soccer is one of the top 5 sports played in america
39:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVES IT IN THE SHITTER
39:00 <simba> MIRZA I WANNA MURDER U IRL
39:00 <BlackDevil> cricket is dead last in american because it last 3 days for 1 game
40:00 <simba> UR DEAD
40:00 <beehhh> america is the world's best
40:00 <BlackDevil> cricket is shittttttttttttttt
40:00 <Sh4dz_> JAPAN PLAY TENNIS
40:00 <beehhh> simba just declired jihad against me for me supporing usa
40:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
40:00 <simba> you dont support usa
40:00 <beehhh> cricket is really really shitty sports
40:00 <BlackDevil> allah akbar
41:00 <simba> please stop using your keyboard mirza
41:00 <Sh4dz_> CRICKET IS FOR FAFGGOTTS
41:00 <Sh4dz_> CRICKET IS A POOFTERS GAME MATE
41:00 <beehhh> america got more banglashies than aussies
41:00 <beehhh> ask from BlackDevil
41:00 <Sh4dz_> I PLAY ICE HOCKEY
41:00 <beehhh> infact bangladesh went there first
42:00 <beehhh> you know that empire estrate bulding was designed by a bangladesh architect
42:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
42:00 <simba> he was probably a huge faggot
42:00 <simba> wore a dress at home
42:00 <simba> in privacu
42:00 <simba> privacy
42:00 <simba> sucked his daddys dick
42:00 <simba> like all good bangladeshian men
43:00 <beehhh> nothing wrong with that
43:00 <beehhh> just dont have sex with your mum
43:00 <simba> mirza please stop using computers
43:00 <simba> just stop
43:00 <simba> you dont need to use computers
43:00 <BlackDevil> playing/watching cricket is like watching a justin bieber movie
43:00 <beehhh> i didnt, im using my wireless microsoft keyboard
43:00 <beehhh> very artistic indeed
43:00 <Sh4dz_> CRICKET IS ONLY FOR POOFTERS
44:00 <BlackDevil> yea ballet is the real sport to watch
44:00 <beehhh> chicks ballet
44:00 <Sh4dz_> ICE HOCKEY
44:00 <simba> i honestly think darts is better to watch than cricket
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like cricket
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings*
44:00 <BlackDevil> and poker
44:00 <simba> NHL is probably the best american league 2 watch
44:00 <beehhh> iron man sports are cool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like NFL
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Ravens supporter
45:00 <beehhh> simba get jealous when i talk about canada/usa
45:00 <Bastardly_One> we got very lucky last year
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think we deserved to win the Superbowl
45:00 <simba> i watched then whole atlanta - san fran game last night it was OK but just too long if they cut all the useless time outs out it would be cooler
45:00 <beehhh> powerball where its at
45:00 <simba> stop talking shit mirza you fucking faggot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> time outs ... they stop more than play don't they?
45:00 <beehhh> fuck you
45:00 <simba> u r stuck in a third world country deal with it
46:00 <beehhh> biatch
46:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and sofcocks ... one love tap is a foul of some sort
46:00 <beehhh> australia is not better off
46:00 <beehhh> heatwaves on its way to adelaide
46:00 <beehhh> be bushfire ready simba
46:00 <simba> shut the fuck up
46:00 <simba> dickhead
47:00 <beehhh> simba thinks he lives in america
47:00 <beehhh> pove kunt
47:00 <simba> what the fuck
47:00 <simba> u r fucken retarded mirza
47:00 <beehhh> povo striken kunt
47:00 <simba> kill urself
47:00 <thestig> @simba we wish
47:00 <simba> what
47:00 <thestig> beehhh would kill himself
48:00 <simba> i wish mirza would dirnk his own cum until he died of overdrinking
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a question for you all
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if he did one night after logging off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and we somehow found out
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and he actually left a note saying you were the reason
49:00 <Bastardly_One> would you care?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> just curious ... I'm in a questions mood
50:00 <simba> a samsung galaxy note?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna get in deep shit in the other place I chat in
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for the same reasons
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <beehhh> what kind of a monster slaughter miniture horses
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah would ya?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm curious
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel the same about Digerati/Atari so I wanna know
51:00 <beehhh> death sentenses should be introduce in straya lot of crazy people there
51:00 <beehhh> easily get way with silly excuse by stating mental problems
52:00 <simba> id kill mirza for five bucks
53:00 <beehhh> i tell you, what class citizen i'd wanna be, a supreme class, so I rather live elsewhere, preferably in my own country where i get treated with respect n dignity
53:00 <beehhh> i observe more than your entire force
54:00 <beehhh> used to work for 16 shell servo back in the day alone
54:00 <simba> [hew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to work with an Indian guy at BP
57:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what his record was for one week?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> how many hours do you think?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 100
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd sleep for half an hour out the back
57:00 <Bastardly_One> then do another shift
57:00 <Bastardly_One> repeat and rinse
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you're mad cunts when it comes to being able to do that
59:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS CUM IN HER BUMCRACK
00:00 <Dced> ic
00:00 <Dced> merry another day of the year
00:00 <Sh4dz_> FU
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck YOU
01:00 <Dced> fuck me
01:00 <Dced> woke up 20 mins ago drinking jim beam now
02:00 <BlackDevil> im waiting to go home and back asleep
02:00 <BlackDevil> fell asleep with my dick in my hand
02:00 <BlackDevil> #irclife
03:00 <Dced> # tag lol i never get that its like everything is twitter?
03:00 <BlackDevil> twitter, facebook, instagram
03:00 <BlackDevil> try #p0rn
04:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> GUESS WHAT?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> GUESS
04:00 <Bastardly_One> WHAT
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
04:00 <Dced> alexander grayham bell
04:00 <Dced> he invented watts
04:00 <BlackDevil> you got bit by a brown snake?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've something important to tell you all
05:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?!
05:00 <BlackDevil> you got bit by a brown snake?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I
05:00 <Bastardly_One> am
05:00 <Bastardly_One> BATMAN!
05:00 <BlackDevil> snake man?
05:00 <Dced> batman smells
05:00 <Dced> and robin ran away
05:00 <BlackDevil> after he was tired of being raped
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you wanna be my robin dont you BlackDevil
06:00 <Bastardly_One> by cunt
06:00 <BlackDevil> nope
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Merry Christmas for tomorrow
06:00 <BlackDevil> you got your mate cumiva
06:00 <Bastardly_One> doing anything?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch!~
06:00 <Bastardly_One> low blow
06:00 <BlackDevil> ordering pizza and getting drunk Bastardly_One
06:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I let you suck my cock mate!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, so no family shit?
07:00 <BlackDevil> not a big family thing
07:00 <BlackDevil> just eat and run
07:00 <Dced> food scrambled eggs after finish drinks
15:00 <Dced> having pork belly today so lots of crackling
15:00 <Dced> dont want to leave home but
21:00 <simba> u
21:00 <Dced> hi
21:00 <Bastardly_One> r
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Chris
21:00 <simba> cosmetic_crayon
21:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see your dad yesterday?
22:00 <Dced> no i got drunk and stoned
22:00 <Bastardly_One> charming
22:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even see him for his birthday
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's scummy
23:00 <Dced> he verbal abuse me for years gave me disability
23:00 <Dced> so why would i care
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well I got the impression you did care
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's different
23:00 <Dced> i care
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll actually apologise for that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but not in a good way
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry for that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike most cunts on here I draw the line at low blows
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or being really hurtful ... If I know I have
24:00 <simba> your father gave you a disability? lol
24:00 <simba> please do go on
24:00 <Bastardly_One> made him schitzo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> from verbal abuse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> absolutely possible man
25:00 <simba> he said his family disowned him after his drug use got more frequent tho
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... you have more to the "story"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm following
25:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on then
25:00 <simba> i think he just got bored of his dad using his ass as a cum docking bay
25:00 <Dced> imagine everything you did wrong as teenager getting said to you over and over and over for years
26:00 <Dced> when cunts drunk
26:00 <simba> does ur dad give good head?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you should address simba's post
26:00 <Bastardly_One> about the drug use
27:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, follow my lead and try being normal to get correct info :P
27:00 <Dced> i had cunts tell me they gonna get every woman i like so i miss out in my life
27:00 <simba> ur not gonna get any info from anything chris types
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wanna see how quick the mood shifts
28:00 <simba> chris and his dad have XXXmas where they 69 for most of the day
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm *that* bored
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so Chris
28:00 <Dced> i'm fucken jesus
28:00 <Bastardly_One> something I've wondered
28:00 <Dced> shut up god said
28:00 <simba> original doritos own so hard long live the green pack
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how did you ever afford a house
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like the loan on a house to begin with
29:00 <Dced> i have permenate disability
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
29:00 <Dced> got super pay out
29:00 <Dced> of 114k
29:00 <Bastardly_One> from?
29:00 <Dced> being schizophrenic from young age
29:00 <xm> so you take pot for medicinal purposes?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how did you get a pay out from that?
29:00 <simba> from blowing up puppies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nope he's a drunk xm
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and drug user
30:00 <Dced> i got payout cause i christ
30:00 <Bastardly_One> with schitzophrenia
30:00 <simba> ive never heard someone say "take pot" before
30:00 <Bastardly_One> answer the fucking question
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how did you get a pay out?
30:00 <Dced> i am jesus christ
30:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of just going on the DSP at 16?
30:00 <Dced> thats why dickhead
30:00 <Bastardly_One> right
30:00 <Dced> i went on dsp at 25 26
30:00 <Bastardly_One> accept the fact you've just got on my shit list
31:00 <Dced> i made car parts for holdens once
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna have so much fun playing with your mind
31:00 <Dced> first job
31:00 <xm> did an engine fall on your head
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon xm
31:00 <simba> jesus did NOT work for holden
31:00 <simba> he liked german cars
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ok Chris
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what day you go to the clinic
32:00 <xm> maybe Chris can resurrect Holden
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and get your shot each mth right?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and where you live
32:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how about answer me
32:00 <simba> chris is holden caufield irl
32:00 <Bastardly_One> before I come bash it out of you
32:00 <Dced> how did i get payout?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why did you
32:00 <Dced> perm disability
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I got all that
32:00 <Dced> schizophrenia from young age
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but how come instead of not going onto a DSP at 16?
33:00 <xm> mental or physical? i've seen your junkie dance video on youtube and that's evidence you're quite mobile
33:00 <xm> pretty good dancing too imo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Dced> i gonna work again
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only seen the doorframe one
33:00 <Dced> i just gotta get laid first
33:00 <xm> i believe he removed that one
33:00 <simba> junkie dance video
33:00 <Bastardly_One> earth calling fucktard
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hello chris
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is nasa control
33:00 <Bastardly_One> do you read?
34:00 <simba> the man on DSP shows us his JDV
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how come you got the payout
34:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of going onto a DSP at 16?
34:00 <Dced> you know kevin bloody wilson
34:00 <Dced> i love one his songs
34:00 <xm> you should do a remix
34:00 <Dced> it was nearlly true in my life
34:00 <Dced> once
34:00 <xm> keep yourself occupied (away from IRC)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> was it a hard question?
35:00 <Dced> how did i get it
35:00 <Dced> ?
35:00 <Dced> i dont know
35:00 <Dced> i did heaps drugs
35:00 <xm> vehicle accident?
35:00 <xm> insurance payout from a medical experiment gone wrong?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> abortion failure more like
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be nicer but it's hard
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <xm> government payout over testing?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I just wanna know how come you got a payout rather than just put on the DSP at 16
37:00 <Dced> cause it was adult onset schizophrenia
37:00 <Dced> ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> because that'd mean a lot of people with mental conditions would get a pay out for getting them at a young age
37:00 <xm> he's not going to make sense
37:00 <Dced> but i had it all a long
37:00 <Dced> have to work and i was paying double insurance
37:00 <Dced> on super
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I never got a payout for not being diagnosed with anxiety disorder until adulthood
38:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I'm dropping it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over it
39:00 <Dced> i got it cause jews love me
39:00 <Dced> my doctor was a jew
39:00 <Sh4dz_> lolllllllllllllllllll
39:00 <Sh4dz_> jews jews jews
40:00 <Sh4dz_> chris is a champion
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know what champ is code for in prison apparently?
41:00 <Dced> i win i can buy house where girl i like lives
41:00 <Dced> if i sold
41:00 <Dced> i win
42:00 <xm> it'd just be easier to find a nice abandoned house that junkies havent discovered and squat it for decades until it's yours legally
43:00 <Dced> or get payout buy it nearlly outright
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of that in this city you know
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in a country city and I always had my eye on this nice house near where I used to live
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was empty for 2yrs at least
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldnt do it ... but have always thought about it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know in the US that you can do it almost instant?
44:00 <xm> it takes about 12-15 years apparently
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a case recently of a woman who went on holiday
45:00 <xm> i did hear about a recent case
45:00 <xm> yeah, probably that's the one im thinking of
45:00 <xm> locks were changed and all that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> came back after the weekend and some guy took her house
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
45:00 <Dced> gotta finish glass of grog so can mix scrambled eggs only got one big glass
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
45:00 <Bastardly_One> scary shit that
45:00 <xm> if i remember correctly this person was doing it "professionally"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they were
45:00 <xm> with many other houses obtained similarly
46:00 <xm> you could make a bit
46:00 <xm> but some houses in the USA are worth practically nothing
46:00 <xm> like detroit i believe
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but to be able to just do it so quick
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty full on
47:00 <Sh4dz_> RETARDS
47:00 <Dced> i own you have to work government pays off my place
47:00 <Dced> retards
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a waste of space
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and proud of it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> way to go
49:00 <Dced> i'm jesus
49:00 <Dced> when i die whole world ends
49:00 <Dced> this is my coma
50:00 <Dced> but ppl will not believe that
50:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE
50:00 <Dced> i fucked a candy once at brothels i did 6 pumps she was to loose i left
51:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
51:00 <xm> if Jesus can turn water to wine, can you turn dirty bong water back to its pristine state?
51:00 <xm> it would save a trip to the bathroom or kitchen sink
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so Chris
52:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who I really am man
52:00 <Dced> if i earnt 600$ week rent out this place i can borrow 300k
52:00 <Dced> so nah i win
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cleo10
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I live upstairs from you
52:00 <xm> i doubt they'd lend you $300k from a 600$ weekly income
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and where it is
53:00 <xm> unless you're dealing with the mafia
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd make half of that
53:00 <xm> which would not surprise me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a shit area
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd make 300 max
53:00 <xm> and even if he did make $300 a week a lot of that would go to maintenance and misc things
53:00 <Bastardly_One> out of a one bedroom unit
53:00 <xm> or $600 a week
53:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's dreaming to get that much
53:00 <xm> he should just be content being deluded that he's Jesus
54:00 <Dced> i got all i got from nothing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 300 max
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a shit area
54:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE
54:00 <Dced> you do nothing get 100k
54:00 <xm> not get into further delusions about being a DSP guy who has built up a real estate empire
54:00 <Dced> dont pick on jesus
54:00 <Dced> hi fawks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> forks
54:00 <Dced> you awake
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus is here
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fo' real yo
55:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently she's not
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be obnoxious and set her highlight off or tr
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *try
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I won'
55:00 <Bastardly_One> t
56:00 <Bastardly_One> why is there always one schitzo in a crowd of schitzos though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who has the messiah complex?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder why that is
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like, why Jesus and not ... I dunno
56:00 <Dced> man this is my coma
57:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE YES
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... we're talking about you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not to you
57:00 <Dced> lol
57:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
57:00 <Sh4dz_> GREY OLD CUNT
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet if I stay clean shaven
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking beard is though
58:00 <Dced> guy i sat next to in grade 6 gave me his wife to try
58:00 <Dced> or thats a delusion
59:00 <Dced> gets worse then that
59:00 <Dced> so i shut up now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you should write a blog about stuff
01:00 <xm> or rap about it on youtube 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean that doorframe one?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the illegible ranting
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that was suppose to be rap
03:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my lighter?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> which cunt stole my lighter? *stagger*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
03:00 <Bastardly_One> link us some vids chris
04:00 <Dced> cause its xmas i might upload few
04:00 <xm> if you ever get assessed for the DSP or have to talk to your shrink just respond in rap
04:00 <Dced> gonna take me time but
04:00 <xm> it'll ensure you wont have your DSP cancelled
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
04:00 <Bastardly_One> doin' much today man?
05:00 <xm> and do the crip walk when you exit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and Merry Christmas and all that too by the way
05:00 <xm> well, got a guest coming over today
05:00 <xm> which annoys me
05:00 <xm> then might have to go to dad's
05:00 <Bastardly_One> must be family then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <xm> nah, sister's boyfriend. he wants to talk about work related stuff as he's starting a company and wants me in
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have to do the folks ...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> strange day but fair enough
07:00 <xm> are you one of those popular that try to work on music projects at least once a week or do you wait for *that* moment
07:00 <xm> are you one of those people that try to work on music projects at least once a week or do you wait for *that* moment
07:00 <xm> i havent worked on anything for several months now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that moment
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I've nothing on soundcloud as such
08:00 <xm> i havent really felt any drive to
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I never friggen finish anything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have moments these days ... that's it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ok with that though
08:00 <xm> it never seems quite the same when you go back to it after months
08:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not obsessive enough these days to work on one thing constantly
09:00 <Bastardly_One> until it's completed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> as a result ... heaps of nothings
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but as I said, I'm ok with that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> because sometimes that time you might decide to work on something
10:00 <Bastardly_One> might be the day you complete something on the spot
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ya never know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or one day someone might nag me to hear those little snippets
11:00 <xm> sorry, just in the middle of writing a very long Christmas "card" email to someone at the moment
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and turn them into advert jingles or something
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well, don't ask then :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've finished answering
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <xm> i just nearly forgot about it that's all and have to do it before bed -- as this person will probably only check it in the morning and not later during the day
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm chatting else where with some o/s folk as well before going to bed myself
16:00 <BlackDevil> ok
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you Americans are fucked in the head
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the ones I am chatting to are
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are
23:00 <BlackDevil> hug?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that leads to sex
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't afford me
25:00 <BlackDevil> so you are a hooker?
25:00 <BlackDevil> Rich Homie Quan says he and his crew had NOTHING TO DO with the shooting death of a fan at his rap concert in Ohio this weekend
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a transexual escort
27:00 <Bastardly_One> have you followed that though?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno where I read about that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did and it sounds like he actually organised it to happen
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't interest me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did read about that happening
28:00 <Dced> finally found good video
28:00 <Dced> 2 bongs one breathe
28:00 <Dced> lol
28:00 <Dced> had 3 in minute in it
31:00 <BlackDevil> i finally got rid of all this spam on my email account
31:00 <BlackDevil> http://imgur.com/2E8FzvK
35:00 <Dced> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTK9APQym4&feature=youtu.be
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: double bong (Dec 24, 2013) 2:19 - Category: Entertainment - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <Dced> i had orange green and red lighter at time
37:00 <Dced> lol
38:00 <AJnJ> question, anyone with an elderly relative in a nursing home?
38:00 <AJnJ> do they frown apon it if you bring your own food?
38:00 <AJnJ> cause last year i boughta ticket... and seriously that food was not only shit tasting, but blended
38:00 <AJnJ> question, anyone with an elderly relative in a nursing home?
38:00 <AJnJ> do they frown apon it if you bring your own food?
38:00 <AJnJ> cause last year i boughta ticket... and seriously that food was not only shit tasting, but blended
39:00 <Dced> there you go a stupid chris video for xmas
39:00 <AJnJ> some "ate" their meal through a straw
39:00 <AJnJ> well its not a nursing home for those will all their functions in fact
39:00 <AJnJ> basically they all sit in wheel chairs all day onesyou cant fall out of)
39:00 <AJnJ> some "ate" their meal through a straw
39:00 <AJnJ> well its not a nursing home for those will all their functions in fact
39:00 <AJnJ> basically they all sit in wheel chairs all day onesyou cant fall out of)
40:00 <AJnJ> and stare at the tv
40:00 <AJnJ> if theyre not doziing off
40:00 <AJnJ> personally dont know if id want o live that long
40:00 <Loud> my granddad is 93
40:00 <AJnJ> and stare at the tv
40:00 <AJnJ> if theyre not doziing off
40:00 <AJnJ> personally dont know if id want o live that long
40:00 <Loud> my granddad is 93
41:00 <AJnJ> yeah sure youre alive.. but having someone take you to the toilet, wipey your backside)
41:00 <AJnJ> i think mines 98... 
41:00 <AJnJ> yeah sure youre alive.. but having someone take you to the toilet, wipey your backside)
41:00 <AJnJ> i think mines 98... 
42:00 <AJnJ> ill double check with various family members as i sispect ill be the only on there all day
42:00 <AJnJ> and possibly need to shuffle some off early if others arrive early
42:00 <AJnJ> as not to cause a scene
42:00 <AJnJ> ill double check with various family members as i sispect ill be the only on there all day
42:00 <AJnJ> and possibly need to shuffle some off early if others arrive early
42:00 <AJnJ> as not to cause a scene
43:00 <AJnJ> Glenn : Welll it got to the point that my grandma was shitting in her bedroom on the carpet at night
43:00 <AJnJ> so... at that point it was decided she needed better help
43:00 <Bastardly_One> eat before you go?
43:00 <AJnJ> and shed walk around at 3am
43:00 <AJnJ> checking all the windows were lokced etc
43:00 <AJnJ> Glenn : Welll it got to the point that my grandma was shitting in her bedroom on the carpet at night
43:00 <AJnJ> so... at that point it was decided she needed better help
43:00 <Bastardly_One> eat before you go?
43:00 <AJnJ> and shed walk around at 3am
43:00 <AJnJ> checking all the windows were lokced etc
44:00 <AJnJ> so.. yeah she had to go
44:00 <AJnJ> but... im goig to ask the staff and any 1/2 mentally competennt patient
44:00 <AJnJ> "is it worth it?"
44:00 <AJnJ> so.. yeah she had to go
44:00 <AJnJ> but... im goig to ask the staff and any 1/2 mentally competennt patient
44:00 <AJnJ> "is it worth it?"
45:00 <AJnJ> yeah youre 90... cool... but.. wouldnt you have rather partied harded... and passed at 80 when you didnt have a bag of your own piss strapped to your leg?"
45:00 <AJnJ> once my mumory goes andi get dimentia ill off myself... hopefully ill remember.
45:00 <AJnJ> yeah youre 90... cool... but.. wouldnt you have rather partied harded... and passed at 80 when you didnt have a bag of your own piss strapped to your leg?"
45:00 <AJnJ> once my mumory goes andi get dimentia ill off myself... hopefully ill remember.
46:00 <AJnJ> if i get cancer ill see why all the kids are raging about "morephine"
46:00 <AJnJ> if i get cancer ill see why all the kids are raging about "morephine"
47:00 <Transmatron> i cant wait til royal rumble Bastardly_One
47:00 <Transmatron> its gona be pretty awesome
47:00 <Transmatron> i wonder if jake the snake is gona actually be in it
47:00 <Transmatron> i cant wait til royal rumble Bastardly_One
47:00 <Transmatron> its gona be pretty awesome
47:00 <Transmatron> i wonder if jake the snake is gona actually be in it
48:00 <Dced> merry xmas dragen
48:00 <Transmatron> hopefully bastista, lesner, y2j are gona be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> and taker
48:00 <Loud> wrestling sucks
48:00 <Loud> so 80s
48:00 <Transmatron> hell some ppl are even suggesting hogan, angle and get this - aj styles
48:00 <Transmatron> could possibly be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> goldberg
48:00 <Transmatron> sting
48:00 <Transmatron> hopefully bastista, lesner, y2j are gona be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> and taker
48:00 <Loud> wrestling sucks
48:00 <Loud> so 80s
48:00 <Transmatron> hell some ppl are even suggesting hogan, angle and get this - aj styles
48:00 <Transmatron> could possibly be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> goldberg
48:00 <Transmatron> sting
49:00 <Loud> i paid 100$ to see wcw when it was here goldberg came out for 30 seconds and match was over
49:00 <Loud> ripped off
49:00 <BlackDevil> dick
49:00 <Loud> i paid 100$ to see wcw when it was here goldberg came out for 30 seconds and match was over
49:00 <Loud> ripped off
49:00 <BlackDevil> dick
50:00 <Loud> fanny
50:00 <Loud> fanny
51:00 <Loud> he walked in ring did a spear and it was over
51:00 <Loud> he walked in ring did a spear and it was over
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what did you say at the end?
53:00 <Loud> forget guys name that blonde long haired dude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a double pass again to the WWE in Aug
53:00 <Loud> but whole crowd started saying wanker when he came out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> back then ... ummmm Mr Perfect maybe?
53:00 <Loud> forget guys name that blonde long haired dude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a double pass again to the WWE in Aug
53:00 <Loud> but whole crowd started saying wanker when he came out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> back then ... ummmm Mr Perfect maybe?
54:00 <Loud> nah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, I should remember who was in WCW
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Jeff Jarret?
54:00 <Loud> maybe him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> had a guitar as well?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was I think though
54:00 <Loud> nah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, I should remember who was in WCW
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Jeff Jarret?
54:00 <Loud> maybe him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> had a guitar as well?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was I think though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the melbourne show was definitely an ep of the weekly show
55:00 <Loud> ddp was cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rvd?
55:00 <Loud> lol rvd
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rob van damme
55:00 <Loud> i know
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the melbourne show was definitely an ep of the weekly show
55:00 <Loud> ddp was cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rvd?
55:00 <Loud> lol rvd
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rob van damme
55:00 <Loud> i know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
56:00 <xm> Bastardly_One
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTK9APQym4&feature=youtu.be
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: double bong (Dec 24, 2013) 2:18 - Category: Entertainment - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just put that up
56:00 <xm> yeah, i saw. i think he needs an intervention -- but it may not acheive much
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Jerry Lawler
56:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up in the industry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was babysat by Andre the Giant
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and George the Animal Steel
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum's partner was an aussie dupe
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like they'd tour and he'd be the local cunt they'd smash
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Jerry Lawler
56:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up in the industry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was babysat by Andre the Giant
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and George the Animal Steel
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum's partner was an aussie dupe
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like they'd tour and he'd be the local cunt they'd smash
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just a tad
57:00 <Sh4dz_> MORNING MONGRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
57:00 <xm> let's break into his flat one day. he'll come in and we'll all be sitting around him in a circle on chairs and say, "Chris. You have a problem. We're your friends from #melbourne and this madness has got to stop!'
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, I get to meet and greet them in Aug as well
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who's your fave?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, I get to meet and greet them in Aug as well
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who's your fave?
58:00 <xm> im sure he'll burst into tears experiencing such love for the first time and then say he'll quit for good
58:00 <Loud> goldberg was dont watch it now
58:00 <Loud> goldberg was dont watch it now
59:00 <Sh4dz_> MORNING MONGRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <Sh4dz_> LALALALALA
59:00 <Loud> used to have goldberg beat um up soft doll which made noises
59:00 <Loud> used to have goldberg beat um up soft doll which made noises
00:00 <xm> then we'll remove all the drug paraphernalia from his house leaving nothing left but a mattress on the floor and a milk crate next to a 68cm TV hooked to a set top box
00:00 <Sh4dz_> GO AND GET FUCKED CUNRT
00:00 <Sh4dz_> CUPPA IMOI
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron has WWE dols he plays with
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *dolls
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron has WWE dols he plays with
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *dolls
01:00 <xm> sounds like something between latin and french
01:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
01:00 <xm> i like the way you speak. it's interesting
01:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE
01:00 <BlackDevil> i water down my gatorade
02:00 <Loud> once at primary school when it was marble season some bitch said i stole her marbles and teacher took mine of me and gave them to here
02:00 <Loud> fucken bitch
02:00 <Loud> once at primary school when it was marble season some bitch said i stole her marbles and teacher took mine of me and gave them to here
02:00 <Loud> fucken bitch
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that fat cunt is late
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *taps my foot*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna eat his cookies the cunt
03:00 <Bastardly_One> take THAT you fucking fat fuck!
04:00 <Loud> and it was day i won a ball bearing huge one
04:00 <Loud> and it was day i won a ball bearing huge one
05:00 <Sh4dz_> WAREZ ME BIKE CUNT
05:00 <Sh4dz_> LOOLOL
05:00 <Loud> i was having fun chipping ppls marbles
05:00 <Loud> used to cheat a footy card flinging the longest distance with blutack on 2 corners of car
05:00 <Loud> i was having fun chipping ppls marbles
05:00 <Loud> used to cheat a footy card flinging the longest distance with blutack on 2 corners of car
06:00 <Loud> d
06:00 <Loud> d
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I should sleep soon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum better have good food this afternoon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what she does that seems different but I can eat one of her roasts 24/7/365
10:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pooped in your pants
10:00 <BlackDevil> and licked it?
10:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pooped in your pants
10:00 <BlackDevil> and licked it?
11:00 <Loud> have you?
11:00 <BlackDevil> not yet
11:00 <Loud> good
11:00 <Loud> have you?
11:00 <BlackDevil> not yet
11:00 <Loud> good
12:00 <Sh4dz_> ITS LIKE A JUNGLE SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME WONDER
18:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE IMOOOO
19:00 <Sh4dz_> FRESH
19:00 <Sh4dz_> I HAVE
19:00 <Sh4dz_> PRESENTS
19:00 <Sh4dz_> TO OPEN
20:00 <Sh4dz_> DROPPIN FLAVOUR
20:00 <Sh4dz_> GO N GET FUCT
21:00 <Sh4dz_> MMMM COFFEE
26:00 <Sh4dz_> CUNT GOT OWNED
26:00 <Sh4dz_> PLAYED YOURSELF
26:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
46:00 <BlackDevil> Saving Mr Banks 2013 DVDSCR-DTeCH
46:00 <BlackDevil> Saving Mr Banks 2013 DVDSCR-DTeCH
51:00 <BlackDevil> hi faux
51:00 <BlackDevil> how are you mate?
51:00 <BlackDevil> hi faux
51:00 <BlackDevil> how are you mate?
53:00 <Loud> made song from veronicas untouched just then
53:00 <Loud> :^)
53:00 <Loud> made song from veronicas untouched just then
53:00 <Loud> :^)
56:00 <druidess> merry christmas eve 
56:00 <druidess> merry christmas eve 
59:00 <Loud> my dads birthday today druidess
59:00 <Loud> my dads birthday today druidess
00:00 <Loud> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/oh-oh-la-la
00:00 <Loud> that song sez ooh ooh la la
00:00 <Loud> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/oh-oh-la-la
00:00 <Loud> that song sez ooh ooh la la
02:00 <BlackDevil> no
02:00 <Loud> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no
02:00 <BlackDevil> no
02:00 <Loud> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:00 <Skirmish> Merry Baby Jesus day to all
03:00 <Loud> not falling for repeat
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-_fUaqSWIw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj: you a stupid hoe 10 minutes (Feb 19, 2012) 10:04 - Category: Comedy - 18,779 views - 60 likes (63.8%), 34 dislikes (36.2%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
03:00 <BlackDevil> bet you cant last 30 seconds
03:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil fuck off it's Christmas
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint clickin' dat shit
03:00 <Transmatron> its not christmas
03:00 <BlackDevil> apparently 18,779 people have seen all 10 mins
03:00 <Transmatron> its happy holidays
03:00 <Loud> not falling for repeat
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-_fUaqSWIw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj: you a stupid hoe 10 minutes (Feb 19, 2012) 10:04 - Category: Comedy - 18,779 views - 60 likes (63.8%), 34 dislikes (36.2%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
03:00 <BlackDevil> bet you cant last 30 seconds
03:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil fuck off it's Christmas
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint clickin' dat shit
03:00 <Transmatron> its not christmas
03:00 <BlackDevil> apparently 18,779 people have seen all 10 mins
03:00 <Transmatron> its happy holidays
04:00 <Skirmish> Merry Baby Jesus Day to all. 
04:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE IMOOOO
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea wtf is christmas
04:00 <Transmatron> please use the politically correct term, as there are people in here who may not be christian nor cathiloc
04:00 <druidess> happy birthday louds dad
04:00 <Transmatron> and this finds the term 'christmas' offensive
04:00 <BlackDevil> there we go
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea wtf is christmas
04:00 <Transmatron> please use the politically correct term, as there are people in here who may not be christian nor cathiloc
04:00 <druidess> happy birthday louds dad
04:00 <Transmatron> and this finds the term 'christmas' offensive
04:00 <BlackDevil> there we go
05:00 <Skirmish> I am told a lot of people do. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Fun Fact: I played 108 games of Klondike Solitaire at work yesterday. 
05:00 <Transmatron> and Bastardly_One
05:00 <Transmatron> <+Bastardly_One> Transmatron has WWE dols he plays with
05:00 <Transmatron> for the 100th time
05:00 <Transmatron> they are 'action figures'.
05:00 <Transmatron> please remember that term.
05:00 <druidess> merry merry christmas
05:00 <Transmatron> dolls are things that little girls play with.
05:00 <Transmatron> and Bastardly_One
05:00 <Transmatron> <+Bastardly_One> Transmatron has WWE dols he plays with
05:00 <Transmatron> for the 100th time
05:00 <Transmatron> they are 'action figures'.
05:00 <Transmatron> please remember that term.
05:00 <druidess> merry merry christmas
05:00 <Transmatron> dolls are things that little girls play with.
09:00 <Sh4dz_> :P
16:00 <Sh4dz_> mmm chocolates
19:00 <Sh4dz_> ;XD
19:00 <Sh4dz_> SLEEPIN  BEUTIES
43:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> fucking hell bitch down stairs begins banging on my door  10 min ago just to give me a choof
44:00 <koalabeer> ur a loser
44:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Now im stoned and going back to bed feels funny
45:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Even the birds sou nd weird
46:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Now my reality has a tunnel sound vision thing happening i dun like it
48:00 <faux> lol koalabeer
49:00 <Skirmish> Ever considered overdosing Pieter? 
49:00 <Skirmish> Give it a bash. 
02:00 <xm> or underdosing on your precious insulin
04:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> sos youre the depressed fucks on xmas :)
04:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> *waves*
16:00 <Skirmish> I'm not depressed. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Because I am not high and think you're a drug addled loser it means I am depressed? Flawed logic right there. 
23:00 <Sh4dz_> SLEEPIN  BEUTIES
23:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE IMOOOO
24:00 <Sh4dz_> lol
24:00 <Sh4dz_> tis a HOEDOWN
31:00 <fawks> all me mates are trouts
31:00 <Sh4dz_> LOL
32:00 <Sh4dz_> mm coffee
47:00 <BlackDevil> Sh4dz_ http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387920581751.jpg
08:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=244_1387918834
08:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Burning of the Christmas Tree in Athens Greece (Date: Apr-19-2013, 1 hour ago) - Views: 0 - Played: 0
16:00 <BlackDevil> The moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Don't worry if you have a birth defect, because one day it'll make you a hero.
17:00 <Loof> You believe that if it makes you feel better about yourself blackdevil bro :)
17:00 <BlackDevil> IT DOES
17:00 <Loof> Sweet :)
18:00 <BlackDevil> wanna rub my belly?
18:00 <Loof> Prefer ur cock
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2QGouUrn5Q
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: austin powers get in my belly (Mar 11, 2008) 2:12 - Category: Comedy - 507,130 views - 1,423 likes (97.9%), 30 dislikes (2.1%)
20:00 <Doodle> oh aye
22:00 <fawks> Doodle
26:00 <Loof> Hey doodle, hey fawks :)
28:00 <Loof> Fine :(
29:00 <Loof> Guess I deserve it after last night
30:00 <Loof> Stupid damiana made me psycho, chucking the evil shit. I'll stick to weed 
35:00 <Doodle> lol hai Loof & fawksypoos
35:00 <Doodle> mary xmers
45:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE IMOOOO
47:00 <Excessive> ************************* MERRY X-MAS TO ALL **************************
56:00 <Loof_> hehe zac started shaking in excitement when he opened his presents, so cute
56:00 <Loof_> i'll pretend to love xmas for his sake
57:00 <Loof_> xmas party tomorrow
57:00 <Loof_> family are all busy today
57:00 <Loof_> so he gets heaps of presents tomorrow
59:00 <Sh4dz_> BONG ON
59:00 <Loof_> hey man :)
59:00 <Loof_> just waiting for the vape to heat up
59:00 <Loof_> then i'm gonna hit that shit
01:00 <Sh4dz_> K
11:00 <Doodle> cripla
22:00 <Cripla> hai doodle
22:00 <Cripla> happy honnuka
23:00 <Doodle> you too nigga
23:00 <Skrotus> hellos
23:00 <Cripla> happy scrotums Skrotus
23:00 <Doodle> hai Skrotus 
23:00 <Skrotus> happy festivus etc
23:00 <Sh4dz_> CANDY LUVS IT IN THE SHITHOLE IMOOOO
23:00 <Skrotus> good for her/him
23:00 <Doodle> whos candy
24:00 <Doodle> and do you have her number
24:00 <Sh4dz_> yes
24:00 <Doodle> can i have it
24:00 <Doodle> awesome
24:00 <Doodle> does she like retards
24:00 <fawks> huh
24:00 <fawks> Loof_
25:00 <fawks> what happened last night
25:00 <Doodle> Loof_ was being little queeny strop
31:00 <fawks> huh
33:00 <Sh4dz_> errr
33:00 <Sh4dz_> cold press a big shit
35:00 <Sh4dz_> stompin:29 gay trans
36:00 <stompin> what ever u say buddy
36:00 <Sh4dz_> nickers for lunch
51:00 <niggashit> lol
58:00 <niggashit> fuckers fuckers fuckers
59:00 <wolfy> fuck ur shit nigga
00:00 <niggashit> kNife yA!
11:00 <newbie30> anyone here know how to start mining bitcoins?
11:00 <Excessive> aye
11:00 <newbie30> u do?
11:00 <Excessive> ye
11:00 <newbie30> do i start off by using coinbase or a wallet?
11:00 <Excessive> but u'd be wastin ur time with GPU's these days
12:00 <newbie30> whys that
12:00 <Excessive> suck up too much power
12:00 <Skirmish> You've missed the bitcoin train. 
12:00 <Skrotus> try litecoins
12:00 <newbie30> i still wanna try it, can u help start me off
12:00 <newbie30> or send me a link
13:00 <newbie30> whats the difference between a litecoin and a bitcoin?
13:00 <Excessive> look up ASIC block erupter or ASIC erupter blades
13:00 <newbie30> is there a lot to learn if u know nothing like me? can i learn it all in a few hours?
13:00 <BlackDevil> so where do when get aids from?
13:00 <Skrotus> it's not complicated
14:00 <Excessive> https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Mining_Hardware_Comparison
15:00 <Skrotus> mining bitcoins takes ages now
15:00 <Excessive> www.bitcoin.cz ............. if u wannah mine in a pool
15:00 <Excessive> bitcoin wallet u only need when u wannah withdraw ur bitcoin from the pool u're hashing at
15:00 <Skrotus> and since these dedicated mining devices have come out gpu mining isn't really competitive
16:00 <Excessive> u can mine without a wallet
16:00 <Excessive> I mine with block erupters
17:00 <newbie30> gpu? block erupters? i have no idea what these are
17:00 <Excessive> one 2.5 watt block erupter hashs at 335 MH/s while 335 MH/s with a GPU would be abt 200 to 300 watts
17:00 <Excessive> Graphics Processing Unit (ur video card)
18:00 <newbie30> i have an Asus F550Ci5 notebook, will this be suitable for doing the job/
19:00 <Excessive> http://www.btcpedia.com/asicminer-usb-block-erupter/
20:00 <Excessive> if u wannah mine with ur lappy u'll need some USB block erupters
20:00 <Excessive> don't even think abt using the graphics card from a lappy
20:00 <Loof_> does it even make any money, are you loaded?
21:00 <Loof_> no offense
21:00 <Excessive> http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_trksid=p3984.m570.l1313.TR11.TRC1.A0.Xblock+erupter&_nkw=block+erupter&_sacat=0&_from=R40
22:00 <Excessive> Loof_, it can be profitable but u need to have at least 50 or so erupters to be callin it profitable somewhat
22:00 <newbie30> the erupters are not cheap
23:00 <Excessive> cheaper than a video card that does the same
23:00 <stebie> hi Skrotus... MC.
24:00 <newbie30> if your going to need 50, youll be spending close to 1k
24:00 <newbie30> how long will it then take to recover your money
24:00 <newbie30> and what if the price of bitcoin plummets
25:00 <Excessive> I bough mine in lots of 10
25:00 <Excessive> +t
26:00 <Excessive> or rather a lot of 30 and then another of abt 70
26:00 <Excessive> I have 100 of em ............ came to abt 1200 bux and abt 1500 bux with hubs and power supply
26:00 <newbie30> how much bitcoin do u own/
27:00 <newbie30> oh
27:00 <Excessive> I'm not runnin all 100 jus yeat still need a proper power supply
28:00 <Excessive> I only have abt 30 somethin runnin ........... and I have abt 140 bux worth from the last month's worth of mining
28:00 <newbie30> isnt 240 volts enough 
29:00 <Excessive> they're 5 volt usb devices that suck abt 500mA ........... so 2.5 watts each .......... and for 100, I'll need a gd 250 watt plus 5 volt supply
30:00 <newbie30> so youll need an electrician to install a more powerful outlet?
30:00 <newbie30> more expenses
30:00 <Excessive> u certainly donno much
31:00 <newbie30> mate, my name says it all
32:00 <newbie30> ok  let me get this straight, the power your generating comes from your power socket?  standard is 240 volts in most households
32:00 <Excessive> I'm talkin abt a power supply ............ not a 240 volt outlet ......... a power supply that when plugged into the 240 outlet gives me 5 volts at like 250 watts
32:00 <newbie30> thats to fire up the pc, but u need block erupters to mine?
33:00 <Excessive> so it's a box with a transformer, rectifier bridge and filter capacitors etc
33:00 <Excessive> no not the PC lol
33:00 <Excessive> the erupters r 5 volt devices
34:00 <newbie30> the erupters connect to a USB?  
34:00 <Excessive> yes
34:00 <BlackDevil> no
35:00 <newbie30> and the power supply does not come from a power point?  u need the box your talking about
35:00 <Excessive> but I have 10 port powered usb hubs .......... so I plug the 5 volts into the hub and then also the usb cord from the hub into the pc
35:00 <newbie30> ok  i understand that part
36:00 <newbie30> so u have 50 volts all up?
36:00 <Excessive> no
36:00 <Excessive> 5 volts, they're not connected in series
37:00 <newbie30> so whats the point in having 10 ports then
37:00 <Excessive> u run 10 usb block erupters
37:00 <Excessive> aso
38:00 <newbie30> can u ge a block erupter higher than 5 volts?
39:00 <Excessive> no lol
39:00 <newbie30> so do u use a lot of electricity?
39:00 <Excessive> not really
41:00 <newbie30> i got this kid who wants to learn how to set up his pc for mining, i lied telling his dad i know it all and said ill get back to him this arvo and explain everything
41:00 <newbie30> can u please be my lifeline and talk to him on the phone?
41:00 <wolfy> don't you just download the software?
41:00 <newbie30> ill giv eu his number
42:00 <Excessive> lol no 
42:00 <newbie30> "please"
42:00 <wolfy> bitcoins are shit
42:00 <newbie30> ok  can u send me an email that best explains it to send to him?  [email protected] is my email
43:00 <Excessive> I have other shit to attend to today dude, so no
43:00 <newbie30> ill do u a favour back
43:00 <stebie> aw
43:00 <Excessive> i'm on my way out in 5 mins lol
43:00 <stebie> :D
43:00 <Doodle> mary xmers
43:00 <newbie30> ok   what time will u be back?
43:00 <Calin>  newbie30 - remember google ?
44:00 <Calin> it's this web site where you look up things
44:00 <Doodle> remember PARIS
44:00 <Doodle> berlin
44:00 <Doodle> the war
44:00 <Doodle> ..
44:00 <Excessive> no idea, mabbe later tonite
44:00 <newbie30> this guys dad is a army officer, hes gonna kick my arse if i dont get back to him 
44:00 <wolfy> what about a generator ?
44:00 <BMP> LOL
44:00 <newbie30> please will u consider just calling him and answering any Q he has
44:00 <Doodle> my dad was an army officer and i've never kicked anyones arse
44:00 <Christmas^Meat> dont be fooled by newbie30 and his stories
44:00 <Christmas^Meat> gosh
44:00 <wolfy> newbie30, tell him to look on google lol
44:00 <Christmas^Meat> Trust me....
45:00 <wolfy> GOOGLE !
45:00 <Christmas^Meat> Really cutechineseeyes?
45:00 <Christmas^Meat> On xmas?
45:00 <Christmas^Meat> *sigh*
45:00 <Excessive> dude, if I can't handle a job, I don't take it on ........... so in the future stop lyin abt things u know noffin abt
45:00 <Christmas^Meat> yer, for some reason this guy just likes to come on and ask questions
45:00 <wolfy> lol
45:00 <Christmas^Meat> then tell stories
45:00 <Christmas^Meat> its pretty weird
46:00 <wolfy> hes full of shit
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> newbie30 is [email protected] * ...
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> change your ident next time dawg
46:00 <Excessive> oh ........... it's Indian_boy is it?
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> probably
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> probably one of his characters
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> its funny....
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> i thought nothing of it
46:00 <Christmas^Meat> until he mentioned the bit about the army officer dad and kicking his arse
47:00 <Christmas^Meat> lol
47:00 <Christmas^Meat> just a story
47:00 <newbie30> excessive  pls answer your pm
47:00 <Christmas^Meat> :)
47:00 <wolfy> newbie30, try freenode IRC server #bitcoin
48:00 <newbie30> he'll just throw a few Questions ar you
48:00 <wolfy> go on freenode
48:00 <newbie30> wheres freenode
48:00 <wolfy> they will tell u
48:00 <wolfy> irc.freenode.org
48:00 <wolfy> other server
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [09:06] * mosquito ([email protected]) has joined #adelaidesa
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [09:07] <mosquito> poor birds
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [09:07] <mosquito> only 6 more days and they suffer horrific trauma once the new years eve fireworks go off
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [09:07] <mosquito> pls write to your MP and request this practice to be banned
49:00 <newbie30> Excessive is the expert but wont call this kid :(
49:00 <wolfy> irc.freenode.net i think
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [13:36] * AngryMadMax ([email protected]) has joined #adelaidesa
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [13:36] <AngryMadMax>  All protest against fireworks and put an end to the horrifyinh trauma and massive bird kill!
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [13:36] <AngryMadMax> Write to your local MP ASAP!
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [13:37] <+simba> do you eat animals duder?
49:00 <newbie30> just help him please excessive
49:00 <wolfy> what do you want him to tell him ?
49:00 <newbie30> he wants to know which wallet to use
49:00 <wolfy> u just want him to call some random
49:00 <stebie> lol
49:00 <newbie30> hes opened up an account
49:00 <stebie> just download a wallet
49:00 <wolfy> lol ban this noob stebie
49:00 <newbie30> i have no idea
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [08:25] * AngryMadMax ([email protected]) has joined #adelaidesa
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [08:27] <AngryMadMax> Ban all fireworks this News Years eve!
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [08:28] <AngryMadMax>  The blasts disturb and disorient birfs!
49:00 <Christmas^Meat> [08:28] <AngryMadMax> birds!
50:00 <Christmas^Meat> same shit, diff day's
50:00 <Christmas^Meat> so like, dont even
50:00 <stebie> newbie30, google is your friend, use it
50:00 <newbie30> excessive has left me in lurch
50:00 <newbie30> theres too much reading, i cbf
50:00 <stebie> http://bitcoin.org/en/choose-your-wallet
50:00 <Christmas^Meat> [22:01] * AngryIndianBoi ([email protected]) has joined #adelaidesa
50:00 <Christmas^Meat> [22:01] <AngryIndianBoi> i hope that wasnt your cat brittney!
50:00 <stebie> rocket science...
51:00 <Christmas^Meat> gary oldman is better character actor that you mater :P
51:00 <Christmas^Meat> Merry Xmas too cutechineseeyes
51:00 <newbie30> i cant see why excessive cant just call him for 30 seconds of his time
51:00 <pupkins> the firewerks scare pupies 2 so luk after ur pet on nye ok
51:00 <stebie> newbie30, you be trollin' on xmas day
51:00 <stebie> get out
51:00 <wolfy> i have a sneaking suspicion newbie30 is just trying to make someone call a random person 
52:00 <Christmas^Meat> sad hey
52:00 <Christmas^Meat> stands out like dogs balls
52:00 <wolfy> stebie, ban him for 1 hour
52:00 <stebie> maybe that person has no-one on this fine day
52:00 <Christmas^Meat> man you wouldve had em too, if i didnt come on and if u didnt tell the story of the army officer
52:00 <newbie30> if your an expert with bitcoins then why dont u call him wolf
52:00 <wolfy> lol @ army officer
52:00 <Christmas^Meat> newbie30 and his questions :)
52:00 <wolfy> LOL as if im gonna call someone i don't know
52:00 <Christmas^Meat> so many questions :)
53:00 <wolfy> lol
53:00 <newbie30> just tell him your a good friend of David's
53:00 <wolfy> hahaha
53:00 <wolfy> nice troll
53:00 <newbie30> a pc tech friend
53:00 <wolfy> yeah pull the other one
53:00 <wolfy> fucking waste my fone credit on that ?
53:00 <newbie30> ok  so you know shit too
53:00 <wolfy> gotta be kidding
54:00 <newbie30> your a D H
54:00 <shadsam> n00b
54:00 <shadsam> XD
54:00 <Skirmish> Living the fake life online. Some people need to do that to get through life. 
55:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:gets anal from PandasDontDrive
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> as a present
55:00 <newbie30> anyone here who is an expert on bitcoins, and can help out this kid by answering his questions pls mesg me
55:00 <shadsam> UP URZ BlackDevil
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig n wine time nigga
55:00 <shadsam> MIGHT GO TO KFC
55:00 <shadsam> :p
55:00 <wolfy> HUNGRY JACKS
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> MERRY KFCMAS
55:00 <wolfy> THYE OPEN ?
55:00 <shadsam> YEA
55:00 <wolfy> fkn boss
55:00 <wolfy> bacon beluxe
56:00 <wolfy> BACON DELUXE
56:00 <wolfy> HMMMMM
56:00 <wolfy> NOMNOMNOM
56:00 <wolfy> freenode uses SASL
57:00 <wolfy> i configured it once
57:00 <wolfy> freenode a good place to troll bitcoin lovers
59:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-viber
59:00 <shadsam> NEW track
00:00 <BlackDevil> still sucks
00:00 <shadsam> stick in his BlackDevil
02:00 <shadsam> o,o
02:00 <shadsam> hungry jacks
02:00 <shadsam> kfc
03:00 <BlackDevil> subway
03:00 <shadsam> yes
03:00 <shadsam> no
03:00 <shadsam> noiy
04:00 <wolfy> I WANT MY HUNGRY JACKS
04:00 <wolfy> BURGER AND FRIES KING SIZE 
04:00 <wolfy> damn i had the wierdest dream before
05:00 <wolfy> that i was in texas chainsaw massacre
14:00 <wolfy> ty
14:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oMSwdY-ls
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Rea On The Beach [Long Version] (Feb 26, 2010) 6:52 - Category: Music - 240,669 views - 915 likes (99.1%), 8 dislikes (0.9%)
16:00 <stebie> shadsam, you can now paste your pc stats without getting booted, yey
20:00 <Loof> check my piece of shit
21:00 <stebie> Loof, that's a beast
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <stebie> back in 2001
21:00 <stebie> jk
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Loof> got it for nothing
22:00 <stebie> treat yourself to an upgrade for xmas
23:00 <psychopath> simba get fuct
26:00 <thestig> merry christmas stebiee! or kwanza
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn gotta wrap mums present ahah
27:00 <psychopath> simba was drunk n violant last nite
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry christmas niggers!
28:00 <Loof> die beehhh
29:00 <beehhh> Loof is another psychopath
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> la beehhh diares
30:00 <beehhh> law are only favoring the rich there
30:00 <beehhh> Laws
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn tryin to fb a merry xmas to family thats spread round the world n firefoz just has to fuckupz
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> firefonz
31:00 <beehhh> eat a dick bitch
31:00 <beehhh> pay the money you owe me whore
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOLOL
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and in his mind did lay a great gay schlong
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> coiled and gay
32:00 <stebie> stiggyyyyy! merry xmas dude
32:00 <Skirmish> Firefox crashed twice on me this morning too when I was checking out the norad santa stracker.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD ty bro
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shiz
33:00 <beehhh> simba got no control over alcohol, made him so violant things he said to public
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> its being a cunny
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba aint no alcohilik
34:00 <beehhh> many died this xmas over drunken violance
34:00 <couleurs> well i use internet explorer and i have no problems at all :~)
35:00 <beehhh> having few drops thinking oh mine mine i'm top of the world
36:00 <beehhh> he doesnt realise dog without a tail is more agressive than a dog with a tail
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i loaded up IE
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> works better imo
37:00 <beehhh> might go watch a film in theatre
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm where is finn? 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> where     is           finn?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> is he in the kitchen? does he have a pumpkin? rima tima tin tin!
39:00 <beehhh> melbourne used to be the best city in the world when i lived there
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> MONKEY WATERMELON
42:00 <beehhh> then all the emigrants came and snatch the souvergnity out of me what i had been inherited from elders over there
44:00 <couleurs> Shut Up beehhh u stupid basterd
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Merry Christmas
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Now lets PARTY
46:00 <couleurs> thank u
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> christany isnt a religion
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
46:00 <wolfy> christmas isnt in the scriptures
47:00 <wolfy> book of revelations
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> did hitler believei n christmas?
50:00 <Skirmish> I've been watching this tv series called "Hitler's mega structures" and he was quite a forward thinker. 
50:00 <wolfy> hitler believed in christian values
50:00 <wolfy> he was a socialist
50:00 <wolfy> and racial identity
50:00 <Skirmish> Hitler was merely taking revenge against the jews for what they did to Jesus. Don't know why he gets such a hard time over it.
51:00 <wolfy> call to john now
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for tea
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> tea for one or tea for two, tea for me and tea for you!
53:00 <Loof> and meth for pieter covered in poo
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> poo from claus and christmas poo
54:00 <wolfy> hanky
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha howddy hoo
54:00 <wolfy> huhuh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry xmas dood
54:00 <wolfy> well hidey how
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
55:00 <Loof> same 2 u bro
56:00 <shadsam> kfc was closed
56:00 <shadsam> :(
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
59:00 <stebie> shadsam, no way
59:00 <stebie> afternoon faux o/ merry xmas
59:00 <faux> hi
59:00 <faux> ty
59:00 <faux> u 2
01:00 <Loof> faux come on tinychat
01:00 <faux> whos on
01:00 <Loof> vio crip
04:00 <faux> hmm
04:00 <faux> is somen on air
05:00 <Loof> not on the radio but they're on tinychat
05:00 <Loof> camming
08:00 <faux> notice me the link
09:00 <mandyjane> Faux
09:00 <mandyjane> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151886139707672
09:00 <mandyjane> I totally did lol
18:00 <faux> content is unavailable
21:00 <couleurs> Good !
23:00 <simba> merry christmas every 1
23:00 <simba> ie stina, couleurs
24:00 <faux> merry christmas simby :)
25:00 <mandyjane> When I bought our Christmas tree the guy was like are you gonna put that up yourself? How fucking rude! I told him, no it's going in the lounge room!!!
25:00 <couleurs> thank u
25:00 <simba> Descendents - Christmas Vacation
26:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1513655_583357111732850_988179086_n.jpg
26:00 <faux> lool.
26:00 <mandyjane> Ruby dropped my phone. I hVe tape holding a piece in
27:00 <mandyjane> Rang my dad earlier and I was like wtf why can't I hear him? Coz of the tape lol
27:00 <faux> so you buy a case for her shit
27:00 <faux> but not for you phone
27:00 <faux> good 1
27:00 <mandyjane> Of course lol
28:00 <mandyjane> My phone has case
28:00 <mandyjane> But not deadly one like hers
32:00 <simba> Children should not be allowed to own their own piece of techonology until they are 18.
33:00 <mandyjane> Lol wake up
33:00 <mandyjane> Living in the stone ages mate 
33:00 <simba> ur living in the coke spilled on 5 year olds ipad and have 2 replace it on boxing day... world
34:00 <simba> im just jokeing anyways
34:00 <simba> :)
34:00 <mandyjane> 1. She's six. And 2. She doesn't drink coke. And 3. Once it's fucked it's fucked. There is no more. Santa doesn't do refunds
34:00 <simba> haha but mummies do
34:00 <mandyjane> Not this mummy
34:00 <simba> shed be like :( and ud be like :(((((
35:00 <mandyjane> She be all like. :( and I'll be all like well I fucking told u so
35:00 <simba> not drinking soft drinks is good
37:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1526464_10151885676022672_302773535_n.jpg?dl=1
38:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1521837_10151885676307672_144314902_n.jpg?dl=1
39:00 <mandyjane> She opened the case wrapping first lol she was devo until she opened the iPad one
39:00 <faux> she looks llike bindi irwin
39:00 <faux> rofl
40:00 <simba> u made me dl them like beeehhh used to link
40:00 <faux> also why is she naked.
40:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1514616_10151885675392672_1357899028_n.jpg?dl=1
40:00 <simba> remember when he always linked to pix of delta goodrem?
40:00 <faux> . you dont have to download just remove the ?dl=1
40:00 <mandyjane> She has knickers on. That's how she sleeps
40:00 <simba> holy shit thats a lot of gifts
40:00 <mandyjane> I'm on phone. My bad
41:00 <faux> whats that tripod thing next to her
41:00 <mandyjane> Guitar stand
41:00 <faux> ah
41:00 <faux> rofl
41:00 <faux> my neighbour is singing mexican music
41:00 <faux> in his shower
41:00 <mandyjane> She has a guitar
41:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:00 <mandyjane> Lol
41:00 <faux> ohhhhhhhh lelelelele
41:00 <faux> ohhhhhhhh awahha lelelel
41:00 <faux> LMAO
41:00 <faux> DJFDFGDG im crying
41:00 <faux> i need to record this
41:00 <mandyjane> Is it a Christmas carol? Lol
42:00 <faux> no
42:00 <faux> fuck
42:00 <faux> he stopped as i tried recording
42:00 <faux> wahh
43:00 <mandyjane> Assfuck
45:00 <couleurs> wojech szeczny
50:00 <couleurs> !pisces
56:00 <Irwin> Don't say "Irwin", faux
58:00 <fawks> ok
01:00 <Cripla> Irwin
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> Steve Irwin
01:00 <simba> he's actually on TV atm idk why
01:00 <simba> some special
01:00 <Cripla> where is my Irwin hammer ?
01:00 <Irwin> Cripla, you're fine
01:00 <Cripla> ikr
02:00 <Cripla> im real fine 
06:00 <faux> http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/plussize-barbie-promotes-obesity/story-fnda1bsz-1226789306113
08:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
10:00 <CoCoaButter> wb loof
13:00 <beehhh> Aurora reception
20:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
22:00 <beehhh> i'm having green tea
25:00 <Skirmish> ROFL BARBIE GOT 3 CHINS! 
26:00 <Loof> die beehhh
26:00 <Loof> fucking scab pervert
27:00 <Skirmish> love the barbie link Fawks. That bitch got fat!!
27:00 <fawks> haha
27:00 <Skirmish> 3 chin barbie. I bet they sold up quick! 
27:00 <Skirmish> "MUMMY I WANT FAT SLUT BARBIE AND FAT CUNT KEN!"
27:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <fawks> jeez
28:00 <fawks> ok I'll brb watching a lecture 
28:00 <Skirmish> ken probably didn't put any weight on though. Skinny guys like to slum it with the fat chicks. They try extra hard to impress.
28:00 <Skirmish> Ok, enjoy! 
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BOXING DAY
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
37:00 <couleurs> my fifa knows it's xmas it just said marry xmas 2 me
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb Skirmish
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi couleurs
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you talk to ur game couleurs
37:00 <Skirmish> Thank you feral bird. 
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> gobble
37:00 <faux> rkh
37:00 <faux> 8 minns in and i want to die
37:00 <Skirmish> lol what is the lecture about? 
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> killll meee
37:00 <faux> web 2.0
38:00 <Tuftoy> is it an online lecture?
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my new years resolution is to murder faux
39:00 <Tuftoy> fuck what a great resolution
39:00 <Digerati> hi all, Merry Christmas
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
39:00 <Skirmish> My New Years resolution is to have sex with her. Can you wait until I do mine first?
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Merry Xmas Digerati
39:00 <faux> yeah Tuftoy
39:00 <Tuftoy> my new years resolution is to fuck her lol
39:00 <Skirmish> Or ..... I could do mine quickly after you do yours? 
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol Skirmish
39:00 <faux> jeez
39:00 <faux> you guys are perves
39:00 <Tuftoy> its better then wanting to kill u
39:00 <Skirmish> Hey at least I am willing to wait until you're dead if need be! 
39:00 <Skirmish> That's love. 
40:00 <Digerati> had a good perve in a brothel yesterday in the city
40:00 <Digerati> a young 19 year old girl i laid
40:00 <Tuftoy> lol with ur money
40:00 <Digerati> felt good :)
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> uglyornot.com
40:00 <Skirmish> Got to pay to get the willy wet eh Digerati? 
40:00 <Digerati> Skirmish, nah, just wanted someone young legally
41:00 <Skirmish> Money makes it legal? 
41:00 <Tuftoy> Digerati and how old are u?
41:00 <Digerati> 19 is legal
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she said she was 19 but really shes a underaged herion addict "junky"
41:00 <Digerati> 47 mate :)
41:00 <Skirmish> "But your honour I gave her $10 after I wiped off on her skirt so she could buy some lunch at the canteen!"
41:00 <Digerati> hahaha Skirmish
41:00 <Skirmish> You don't need money to root 19yo's. 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Merry Christma Steve. Love, S. Ray!
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Digerati become a pimp 
42:00 <Digerati> she was asian man, whatever
42:00 <Skirmish> I am confused as to why you needed to fuck a whore and pay to make it legal.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> PS. now you know why you don't get too close to us bro ;)
42:00 <Digerati> cos i like doing things the legal way ? :)
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Merry Christmas Bindy! Step off bro.
43:00 <Digerati> PandasDontDrive, merry xmas
43:00 <Digerati> bindy irwin is still a minor
43:00 <Digerati> i think
43:00 <Digerati> not to sure
43:00 <wolfy> Digerati, but not a virgin
43:00 <Digerati> rofl
44:00 <Digerati> :P
44:00 <wolfy> :)
44:00 <Tuftoy> wolfy how do u know she is not a virgin?
44:00 <wolfy> lets just say
44:00 <Irwin> Can you people shut the fuck up about Bindi Irwin?
44:00 <wolfy> me and her used to be pretty close
45:00 <wolfy> LOLLLLL
46:00 <Tuftoy> or so u say
47:00 <Skirmish> "Hey Bindi ... want my string ray barb to attack your cervix?"  
47:00 <Digerati> http://www.ivillage.com.au/ozgossip-bindi-irwin-wants-11-year-old-girls-birth-control/
47:00 <Digerati> rofl
47:00 <pupkins> i got an ugly framed pug painting and i love it
47:00 <Digerati> what weird shit
48:00 <wolfy> haha
48:00 <wolfy> bindie wanna see this stinger
48:00 <Digerati> i remember when i was 12
48:00 <Digerati> i did funny stuff with girls
48:00 <Digerati> but not to the extent of knowing what it meant
48:00 <Digerati> i mean ffs
48:00 <Digerati> enough said
48:00 <wolfy> diod you finger them?
49:00 <Digerati> i said
49:00 <Digerati> enough said
49:00 <wolfy> or did they finger u
49:00 <wolfy> ok
49:00 <wolfy> fair nuff 
49:00 <wolfy> /ctcp finger
49:00 <Irwin> Spending Christmas day on IRC, sexualizing some kid.
50:00 <Digerati> yeah
50:00 <Digerati> indeed
50:00 <Digerati> sad
50:00 <Skirmish> .. at work. 
50:00 <Irwin> Sounds like you guys have great lives (notsrs)
51:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't have even looked at Nikki Webster twice when she was a kid at the Olympics but FUCK puberty made her HOT. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Plain looking mofo married her too. 
51:00 <Digerati> funny how the years goes by
51:00 <Digerati> so slowly
51:00 <Skirmish> I would happily OD on viagra so bone her now. 
51:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xms pupkins 
51:00 <wolfy> lol you know who else ? 
51:00 <wolfy> Jessica Watson 
52:00 <wolfy> that girl who sailed around the world
52:00 <Digerati> simba. kala xristogenna
52:00 <wolfy> i rekon she spent the whole time fingerin herself
52:00 <Skirmish> Nah she would have taken a dildo for sure. 
52:00 <Digerati> she was loosening up
52:00 <wolfy> lollll
53:00 <Skirmish> OR ... in the spirit of southpark .... maybe she likes .... FISHDICKS.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck feel so hot
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin round cleanin ffs
53:00 <Digerati> yeah
53:00 <Digerati> cleaning on xmas day ?
53:00 <Digerati> wtf :)
53:00 <couleurs> Test
53:00 <Digerati> fuck doing chores on this day
54:00 <Skirmish> The last episode of Southpark where Kayne West is going around trying to convince people that Kim's not a hobbit was funny. 
54:00 <Digerati> would rather drink, get drunk, and pass out
54:00 <Digerati> day will go by easily
54:00 <Digerati> bottle shops are not even op :(
55:00 <Digerati> open
55:00 <wolfy> they open tomorrow?
55:00 <Skirmish> So Irwin was just passing by irc on christmas to pass judgement on people? 
55:00 <Digerati> some are today
55:00 <wolfy> pubs are open
55:00 <Digerati> cellabrations is open
56:00 <wolfy> buy a bottle of moet chandon
56:00 <Digerati> yeah right
56:00 <wolfy> good shit
56:00 <Skirmish> That is how Boxing Day got it's name. All the alcoholics having withdrawls bashing each other to be first into the pub on the day after christmas. 
56:00 <wolfy> yeh
56:00 <wolfy> fighting over that last shrimp on the barbie
57:00 <wolfy> i dont even have a christmas tree lol
57:00 <wolfy> fuck that
57:00 <wolfy> my dog would just attack it
58:00 <Digerati> Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by the American toy-company Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959
58:00 <Digerati> shit she is old
58:00 <Skirmish> My cat eats the tinsel off the tree and his poop has tinsel sticking out of it. Always a funny time of year. 
58:00 <Digerati> she was actually taken from Marilyn Monroe
59:00 <Digerati> a dead doll
00:00 <couleurs> Waxtap
00:00 <Digerati> i always wanted a original cupie doll
00:00 <Digerati> the one on a stick
00:00 <Digerati> with wings
01:00 <Digerati> rare to find
02:00 <couleurs> thank u johninja 
02:00 <Christmas^Meat> yes
02:00 <Christmas^Meat> i also extend xmas greetnings towards johninja
02:00 <johninja> np
02:00 <johninja> :)
02:00 <Christmas^Meat> and hope that he recipricates them
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <Christmas^Meat> phase one of my xmas has gone down well
03:00 <Christmas^Meat> now i move onto phase 2
03:00 <Christmas^Meat> dinner at the olds
03:00 <Skirmish> Baby Jesus Day is always a good day to share greetings with ones fellow irc'ians. 
03:00 <johninja> capes loke
03:00 <Christmas^Meat> i have accepted your extensions johninja
03:00 <Christmas^Meat> thank ye
04:00 <Digerati> http://i00.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/615/034/466/466034615_281.jpg
04:00 <Digerati> that's real
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> make jesus pay
04:00 <shadsam> how was your day
04:00 <Skirmish> Nice butterfly wand. Harry Potter wannabe fag. 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <pupkins> Come my lady, come, come my lady. Be my butterfly, sugar, baby
05:00 <johninja> sick xmas burn
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch Kill Your Darlings
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you will never watch Harry Potter again.
05:00 <Skirmish> I prefer their song "Revolving door".  
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Merry Christmas Everyone
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're a Poof Harry.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry xmas
05:00 <Skirmish> Ladies come Ladies go it's a revolving door, some never come back most come back for more. 
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
05:00 <couleurs> i'm real
05:00 <pupkins> the dog next door is cryeing
05:00 <shadsam> real poof
06:00 <couleurs> real cool
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> neighbors not home pupkins ?
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go check if it needs water
06:00 <Digerati> pupkins, give it some meat without bone
06:00 <johninja> which one is pupkins
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> not sure, is he one?
07:00 <Digerati> just use the hose over the fence to fill its bowl
07:00 <johninja> oretty sure its one of those
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> i see
08:00 <johninja> flash it
08:00 <Irwin> Skirmish: I'm on IRCCloud. It's  persistently connected to this server and gives my phone notifications.
08:00 <johninja> i know boobs always make me feel better
08:00 <Digerati> fuck i hate how people leave their pets during xmas
08:00 <Skirmish> Irwin: That in itself is sad dude. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Why would you want to be connected when you're not active?
08:00 <Digerati> diler
09:00 <Digerati> idler
09:00 <johninja> Irwin is angry on the internet lol
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to log
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> then do mirc stats
09:00 <Digerati> haha
09:00 <Skirmish> "I come to condemn your chat I noticed on my perm-connection irc app that I monitor. Feel my nerd wrath!"
09:00 <Digerati> WiLd_TuRkeY, that's sad
10:00 <pupkins> they locked him outside and its raining and hes crying @ the back door
10:00 <johninja> lol Skirmish
10:00 <Digerati> pupkins, is it a small dog ?
10:00 <Skirmish> Call the RSPCA or Council ranger. 
10:00 <pupkins> no
10:00 <Digerati> hmm
10:00 <Skirmish> Then stop complaining about the dog if you're not willing to do anything about it.
10:00 <Digerati> call rspca
10:00 <pupkins> im not complaining
10:00 <Digerati> rspca will leave a note
10:00 <Skirmish> Might as well throw a poison piece of meat over the fence and give it some mercy.
10:00 <Digerati> they will pay a fine
10:00 <Digerati> fuck them
11:00 <Digerati> they are cruel to animals
11:00 <pupkins> im just describing my surroundigns
11:00 <Digerati> oh ffs
11:00 <Digerati> :)
11:00 <johninja> ham~
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thanks pupkins im blind i like u describin it
11:00 <Skirmish> Well thanks for the update but really ... shut up.
11:00 <Digerati> just give it some meat to shut up if you are so concerned pupkins
12:00 <wolfy> woof
12:00 <Digerati> woof woof
12:00 <wolfy> howl
12:00 <Digerati> aroOOOOO
12:00 <johninja> grr
12:00 <wolfy> aroOOoOOOo
12:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy lol
12:00 <wolfy> ohoharoooooooooooooooooooaooaoa
12:00 <Digerati> i got a dog
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I dream of a day when blind people can use microsoft speech on IRC
12:00 <Digerati> german shep
12:00 <Digerati> pure bred
13:00 <Skirmish> Long or short haired?
13:00 <Digerati> nice timid dog
13:00 <Digerati> hort
13:00 <Digerati> short
13:00 <pupkins> `seen skrotis
13:00 <Skirmish> Mate has a long haired pure breed. Lovely playful dog. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Skrotus* 
14:00 <Digerati> want to buy husky
14:00 <couleurs> i had a dog but it died
14:00 <Digerati> alaskan
14:00 <Skirmish> I want a french bulldog. 
14:00 <Digerati> mine is 17 now, she is in good health
14:00 <pupkins> sorry i got the internet 4 xmas so im not very good @ it yet
14:00 <Skirmish> Because I seen a youtube video of one that was scared by it's own fart.
14:00 <Digerati> gonna buy her a cake for her 18th birthday
14:00 <Christmas^Meat> pupkins r u awolf?
14:00 <Digerati> doggy cake
14:00 <Skirmish> lol got the internet for christmas. 
15:00 <pupkins> no
15:00 <Digerati> female german sheps live to about 21
15:00 <wolfy> awoaoohoaoao
16:00 <pupkins> awoo
16:00 <shadsam> 2
16:00 <Skirmish> pupkins is Chris. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> get off the computer you losers!
16:00 <Skirmish> That mental disability drug addict guy.\
16:00 <Christmas^Meat> oh
16:00 <Christmas^Meat> so he is one...
16:00 <pupkins> o
16:00 <johninja> pupkins is boris/paul_banks
16:00 <Skirmish> I am at work. I will get off irc when I go home! 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and pupkins is not Chris
17:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-viber
17:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 he's on optus
17:00 <pupkins> christ
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and #2 it's Loud atm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and he put a vid up today at 6a,
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 6am
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see?
17:00 <johninja> xmas special?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> double bong at once mate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ xmas special
17:00 <pupkins> imm too scared to compaing about anything else bcecause i got yelled @ last time
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see if I have the browser still open
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTK9APQym4&feature=youtu.be
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: double bong (Dec 24, 2013) 2:18 - Category: Entertainment - 10 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <johninja> i complained about something once and everyone told me to stfu as well
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ xmas special
18:00 <Skirmish> Why come on the internet just to complain about things?! 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> complain
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> jew christian or a gentile?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My ride is late
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry!
19:00 <Christmas^Meat> lol thanks b1
19:00 <Christmas^Meat> u just made my year with that vid
19:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
19:00 <pupkins> Are you as excited as we are?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked him straight out to upload me one
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris likes me for some reason
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, gtg!
20:00 <Christmas^Meat> cept he barely inhaled the 2nd one
20:00 <Christmas^Meat> what a waste
20:00 <CoCoaButter> im starving
20:00 <couleurs> i'm awolf
21:00 <Skirmish> What a cadet. 
22:00 <CoCoaButter> what a boring day
22:00 <johninja> Single Mothers of IRC
22:00 <Irwin> Skirmish: you're the one who sounds like a bitter nerd, but whatever.
22:00 <Skirmish> Won't be taking ethan out anywhere to use his donkey kong remote control kart. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Irwin: Continue to monitor irc dude ... if it's that important to you
23:00 <Irwin> I guess siding with people who sexualize minors on the internet is the cool thing to do these days.
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all aborad the peodhpile train TOOT TOOT
24:00 <Skirmish> If someone like you makes it so ... then yes. 
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im WiLd_TuRkeY i have mutiple personalities i have meth in my system atm
25:00 <pupkins> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo#t=5m45s
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - Reflektor (Sep 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Music - 7,090,784 views - 48,832 likes (95.6%), 2,247 dislikes (4.4%)
25:00 <pupkins> makes me so happy
26:00 <Skirmish> I need an extension cord. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Having my ipad sitting here is awkward. 
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon Skirmish its christmas dont commit suicide
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> If you or someone you know may be at risk of suicide contact Lifeline 13 11 14, beyondblue 1300 22 46 36, or Salvo Care Line 1300 36 36 22.
27:00 <Skirmish> I am the last person that would want to commit suicide. 
27:00 <Skirmish> Life is too good. 
27:00 <couleurs> good sang
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> laughing out loud
27:00 <BlackDevil> laughed out louding
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> merry christmas BlackDevil
28:00 <BlackDevil> happy kwanzaa
28:00 <pupkins> dat dance
29:00 <couleurs> u
30:00 <Skirmish> If you haven't already seen the Robot Chicken Christmas special for this year go and download it now and have a good laugh. It only goes for 15mins but it's awesome.
31:00 <BlackDevil> 15 mins?
31:00 <BlackDevil> way to long
31:00 <Shadowgate> 15 minutes!?/
32:00 <BlackDevil> yea
32:00 <Shadowgate> its to long!
32:00 <BlackDevil> i only can last 20 seconds
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> DIE
34:00 <BlackDevil> rude
35:00 <pupkins> DIE BART
36:00 <Digerati> so this is chrismas
36:00 <Digerati> war is over in afghanistan
36:00 <Digerati> 100's of children killed
37:00 <Digerati> and a new war's just begun
37:00 <couleurs> thank's john lemon
37:00 <Digerati> that is mine
37:00 <Digerati> lennons is different
37:00 <Digerati> i took from lennon
37:00 <couleurs> have u guys hear that song by the 2 robot
37:00 <BlackDevil> no because its shit
38:00 <Digerati> Merry Christmas BlackDevil
38:00 <BlackDevil> happy kwanzaa Digerati
38:00 <Digerati> :)
39:00 <couleurs> k
39:00 <Digerati> hanaka for the jew, ramadan for the muslim, xmas for the christian, we have fun
39:00 <pupkins> k
39:00 <BlackDevil> kwanzaa is for the black
39:00 <Digerati> ok
39:00 <Digerati> dont know what kwanza is
39:00 <Digerati> is it celebrated during xmas ?
39:00 <BlackDevil> its for black people
40:00 <wolfy> bang
40:00 <Digerati> ok, i will paint myself black then
40:00 <BlackDevil> after christmas
40:00 <pupkins> http://drnorth.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/gremlins_christmas_gizmo.png
40:00 <pupkins> :}
41:00 <Digerati> pupkins, did you do as i say ?
41:00 <Digerati> nooooo
41:00 <pupkins> i 4got
41:00 <Digerati> give it a chop or something
41:00 <Digerati> mince
41:00 <Digerati> just a handful of meat
41:00 <pupkins> he went quite when u said stop complaining
41:00 <Digerati> not 2 handfuls
41:00 <Skirmish> 4got .... txt spk is a sign of mental retardation. 
42:00 <couleurs> it's to humed
42:00 <couleurs> i feal hungover 
42:00 <Digerati> make it even more happy, by giving it some meat
42:00 <Skirmish> humid .... 
42:00 <couleurs> like the movie
42:00 <Digerati> bonus for it being quiet
42:00 <Digerati> fuck i want to buy some booze tonight
43:00 <pupkins> lets groove tonight
43:00 <Digerati> kool and the gang
43:00 <wolfy> i got sum beers
43:00 <wolfy> pity im not allowed to smash the empty bottles tho
44:00 <wolfy> that would be fun
44:00 <wolfy> i would throw them at cars
45:00 <Digerati> wolfy, why be a dick ? :)
45:00 <Digerati> what if the car you hit has little children
45:00 <Skirmish> I woke up 12 hours and 15 minutes ago. 
45:00 <wolfy> it wouldn't actually make it inside the car
45:00 <Digerati> i slept for hours man
45:00 <pupkins> i dled bobs bergers
46:00 <wolfy> if you throw a bottle at a car lol
46:00 <simba> kala xristouyena
46:00 <wolfy> that would be like suprise
46:00 <Digerati> simba kai si
46:00 <wolfy> guy just starts going crazy
46:00 <Digerati> wolfy, that aint fact
46:00 <Digerati> it can happen
46:00 <Digerati> it is a projectile
46:00 <wolfy> throw some nails on the road lol
46:00 <wolfy> flatten their tyres
47:00 <pupkins> i tried watching mlp but i found it a bit boring
47:00 <Digerati> and it throws off the car, and kills a family with children in the car
47:00 <Digerati> that is 2
47:00 <wolfy> Digerati, what if the car their driving ran over a little kid ?
47:00 <wolfy> better off to disable the car
47:00 <wolfy> they cant be trusted to drive
47:00 <couleurs> what's mlp
47:00 <Digerati> wolfy, do yourself a favor
47:00 <Digerati> shut up
48:00 <wolfy> ok officer
48:00 <Digerati> :0
48:00 <Digerati> :)
48:00 <wolfy> dont hand cuff me to the tree
48:00 <pupkins> mylittlepony
49:00 <couleurs> lmao
49:00 <pupkins> chut up
49:00 <wolfy> shup up chap
49:00 <Digerati> my little girl, she was 11, ( my niece )... she went into trauma, although their was no physical injuries to her at all, not a scratch... from a accident in car, she died from a heart attack from the shock
49:00 <Digerati> 11 years old
50:00 <pupkins> you get your ass out there and find that fucking dog
50:00 <couleurs> how old was she
50:00 <wolfy> yer people should be more careful when they drive cars
50:00 <Digerati> "my little girl"
50:00 <Digerati> her mother and father died
50:00 <wolfy> ;/
50:00 <Digerati> my wife looked after her
50:00 <wolfy> but she died?
50:00 <Digerati> she died later from depression and shock
51:00 <Digerati> her heart gave in
51:00 <wolfy> prolly best she died anyway
51:00 <Digerati> she was in perfect health
51:00 <Digerati> no. not best she died
51:00 <couleurs> good story
51:00 <wolfy> yeahhh
51:00 <simba> pupkins
51:00 <wolfy> nice story mate LOLLLLLLLLL
51:00 <wolfy> im so sympathetic 
51:00 <wolfy> not
51:00 <Digerati> sigh...
52:00 <wolfy> LOL oh that poor little girl
52:00 <pupkins> *pause*
52:00 <wolfy> hahaha
52:00 <pupkins> not
52:00 <Digerati> i am sympathetic to with (some) people to
52:00 <Digerati> with a .38
52:00 <wolfy> pffft
52:00 <wolfy> oh what u pullin guns now
52:00 <pupkins> *foghorn*
52:00 <Digerati> not really
52:00 <wolfy> oh yeh
52:00 <wolfy> not really
52:00 <couleurs> lol
52:00 <Digerati> some people need to see a .38
53:00 <wolfy> hahaa
53:00 <simba> foghorn leghorn
53:00 <wolfy> a .38 is nothing
53:00 <Digerati> that way they see reality
53:00 <wolfy> hahaha
53:00 <wolfy> fuck off
53:00 <wolfy> handguns are piss weak
53:00 <simba> shane thinks guns are cool and always talks about glocks
53:00 <Digerati> it aint the gun, it is the person and accuracy
53:00 <pupkins> i wanna be a paramedic
53:00 <Digerati> i seen people taken out with a pistol faster then a machine gun
53:00 <couleurs> me 2
53:00 <simba> same
54:00 <simba> ive killed people before
54:00 <simba> and ill kill again
54:00 <Digerati> simba, yeah in mortal kombat right ?
54:00 <Digerati> :)
54:00 <wolfy> all they do is fire into a certain direction
54:00 <simba> no im shit at that
54:00 <Digerati> eheheh
54:00 <pupkins> ur a virgin who cant drive
54:00 <simba> street fighter II im good at
54:00 <wolfy> guns are over rated
54:00 <wolfy> come up againist a street fighter he will take you down gun or knife whatever u got
55:00 <simba> ill kill you shane
55:00 <simba> with my bare hands
55:00 <Digerati> wolfy, a lot of the special forces cops, are trained with all weapons, the one they rely on the most is the handgun
55:00 <couleurs> radio head song soundtrack.mp3 feat. anchorman
55:00 <wolfy> pfft 
55:00 <wolfy> im not scared of nuffin
55:00 <simba> tom yolke and mf doom
55:00 <Digerati> :)
55:00 <wolfy> just carry handcuffs
55:00 <Digerati> and a pack of condoms
55:00 <couleurs> i need coffeeeeeeeeeee
55:00 <wolfy> fucking ninja them
56:00 <pupkins> djskd
56:00 <wolfy> as if most cops even have good training
56:00 <Digerati> fark, i got guests coming in 3 hours
56:00 <Digerati> shit
56:00 <wolfy> shit cunts
56:00 <pupkins> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqYSlBeX-E
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thom Yorke (radiohead) parodied on Jimmy Fallon's SNL, Michael Buble Christmas Duets . (Dec 23, 2011) 0:14 - Category: Entertainment - 58,823 views - 139 likes (84.2%), 26 dislikes (15.8%)
56:00 <Digerati> i said special forces
57:00 <wolfy> special air forces
57:00 <pupkins> hhe
57:00 <wolfy> SAS
57:00 <simba> SAS sturridge and suarez
57:00 <wolfy> lol wtf they gonna do ?
57:00 <wolfy> they wouldn't attack anyone for real
57:00 <Digerati> hahaha
57:00 <wolfy> im talkin real life scenarios people just laugh at them
57:00 <Digerati> you sure about that ?
57:00 <wolfy> mate i admitt theyre hardcore but theyre too hardcore so they just get laughed at
58:00 <pupkins> i think
58:00 <Digerati> took 4 mins to respond to a guy with petrol inside his car
58:00 <wolfy> they never actually pull a trigger
58:00 <wolfy> haha yer so ?
58:00 <Digerati> and 1000's of other stories
58:00 <wolfy> if that guy actually wanted to kill himself
58:00 <Digerati> your a dick 
58:00 <couleurs> no
58:00 <wolfy> he would have done it before cops got there
58:00 <Digerati> least they saved him
58:00 <Digerati> and saved others
58:00 <wolfy> pffft
58:00 <wolfy> he was just a stupid cunt
58:00 <wolfy> prolly drunk
59:00 <Digerati> drunks have reaction to
59:00 <pupkins> what did ur france gf get u for xmas couleurs
59:00 <wolfy> he just got arrested big deal
59:00 <wolfy> like he gave a fuck prolly out on bail now
59:00 <wolfy> oh big tough man took him down
59:00 <wolfy> hahaha
59:00 <Digerati> he aint on bail, he is in hospital lock up
00:00 <wolfy> should have just left the cunt there and he wouldn't have even done ANYTHING AT ALL
00:00 <wolfy> shows how much they waste time
00:00 <pupkins> please respond
00:00 <Digerati> and light a cigarette
00:00 <Digerati> and boom
00:00 <pupkins> *pls respond
00:00 <couleurs> a picture of an ugly pug
00:00 <pupkins> lol
00:00 <wolfy> yer sure "i got petrol" and they shit themselves
00:00 <wolfy> weak minded people mate
00:00 <wolfy> they actually take those threats serious
00:00 <Digerati> people with balls
00:00 <Digerati> balls you aint got
00:00 <wolfy> mate i got balls and if someone threaten me i just laugh it off
01:00 <Digerati> hahaha
01:00 <wolfy> i dont call in fucking tactical response groups
01:00 <Digerati> they dont need to threaten
01:00 <wolfy> yes they do
01:00 <Digerati> they got the law on their side
01:00 <wolfy> what law ? obstructing police? how did they obstruct them ?
01:00 <simba> pz you dont laugh things off u get hell mad
01:00 <wolfy> they got no right to just attack people
01:00 <simba> i have logs 2 prove it
02:00 <wolfy> simba, shutup man
02:00 <Digerati> terrorizing a community with children or neihbourhood with children with a car and petrol in it, is not fun and games
02:00 <Digerati> but you think it is fun
02:00 <wolfy> hahaha sif
02:00 <simba> dont be rude shane or i will kill you irl with a glock
02:00 <Digerati> and you think it is games
02:00 <wolfy> what are the chances he would actually do it ?
02:00 <Digerati> you know the persons mind right ?
02:00 <wolfy> fukn i wish he did i was watching it on TV just hoping the car had a bomb inside
02:00 <Digerati> you know if someone is going to commit suicide ?
02:00 <wolfy> yeah
02:00 <Digerati> you know what people think ?'
02:00 <wolfy> i can tell
03:00 <couleurs> hehe at bon iber singing in falsetto
03:00 <wolfy> should have just left him
03:00 <pupkins> im getting more present when my brother and his gf get here
03:00 <Digerati> you dont deserve to be told "merry christmas"
03:00 <wolfy> pfft
03:00 <wolfy> fuck christmas
03:00 <wolfy> all a load of shit
03:00 <Digerati> you dont deserve gifts
03:00 <wolfy> prawns and turkey
03:00 <wolfy> shrimps
03:00 <wolfy> rather be in jail
03:00 <Digerati> wolfy, go enjoy ramadan and fuck a muslim priest
03:00 <couleurs> cool... what do you think it will be...
03:00 <Digerati> you are deranged
03:00 <pupkins> im buying a recerd player too
03:00 <pupkins> jsyn
04:00 <wolfy> pull a knife on a cop lol
04:00 <Skirmish> recerd. That's not even a real word.
04:00 <Digerati> fuck
04:00 <couleurs> i told mywinter to get 1 4 her dad and she did
04:00 <Digerati> i cant ignore wolfy cos he has a +
04:00 <couleurs> bf***
04:00 <pupkins> languge evolves deal with it 8)
04:00 <wolfy> i gotta take a piss
04:00 <Skirmish> Then stop devolving it. 
05:00 <wolfy> in the garden
05:00 <couleurs> do u want me 2 tell u which 1 2 buy 
05:00 <pupkins> i already know which 1 im getting
05:00 <couleurs> so when u play it u will think of me
05:00 <couleurs> oh ok fuk u then
05:00 <Digerati> who the fuck gave it a + ?
05:00 <Skirmish> You've already got a special place on their cum rag couleurs.
05:00 <pupkins> crosley jk lol
05:00 <simba> good question who would voice pz and y
05:00 <simba> and thestig too wtf
05:00 <simba> someone was in a festive mood
06:00 <Digerati> voice me then
06:00 <pupkins> i dont know what preamp to get thoug
06:00 <Skirmish> Boss. 
06:00 <simba> Bose.
06:00 <Digerati> hehe
06:00 <Skirmish> No ... Boss. 
06:00 <pupkins> doge
06:00 <couleurs> what record player u getting....
06:00 <Shadowgate> pupkins is funny lol
07:00 <pupkins> pro ject carbon debut
07:00 <simba> holy shit thats what im getting
07:00 <pupkins> not the usb 1
07:00 <wolfy> Digerati, Think about it though if someone was going to blow themselves up in a car why sit there waitin for cops to rock up and negotiate just do it to begin with
07:00 <simba> they are so good for 450 bucks~
07:00 <couleurs> cool
07:00 <wolfy> prolly all bullshit staged to begin with
07:00 <Digerati> so he can kill the cops
07:00 <Digerati> fuck you
07:00 <Digerati> go to hell
08:00 <wolfy> ?
08:00 <wolfy> prolly all bullshit staged to begin with
08:00 <wolfy> he had like
08:00 <wolfy> 100ml bottle of petrol
08:00 <wolfy> which was prolly goon
08:00 <couleurs> which color
08:00 <pupkins> probably black
08:00 <wolfy> absolute crackpot bullshit
08:00 <wolfy> media hypes
08:00 <couleurs> like ur sole
09:00 <pupkins> most likely black  bc theres colored vinyl and it might clash with other colors
09:00 <wolfy> when crime happens the police usually arrive after it happens people trying to stand the police off aint gonna do shit
09:00 <couleurs> good thinken
09:00 <wolfy> they dont wanna die
10:00 <pupkins> i am getting this bc i asked for it http://bitsounds.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/objet-du-desir-caretaker-patience-after.html
11:00 <couleurs> Kirby!!!!
11:00 <pupkins> and chelsea wolfe
12:00 <pupkins> and soem chocoalte
12:00 <couleurs> mumu mia
13:00 <pupkins> test
13:00 <wolfy> 123
13:00 <wolfy> 321
13:00 <couleurs> i got things 2
13:00 <pupkins> yeh?
13:00 <wolfy> THINGZ
13:00 <pupkins> Oh yeah?
13:00 <wolfy> u know that shop
13:00 <wolfy> thingz
13:00 <wolfy> random
14:00 <couleurs> Yeah !
14:00 <wolfy> then go to the fridge and get me another beer
14:00 <pupkins> everything u wanted?
14:00 <wolfy> what ya good for then
14:00 <wolfy> ]
15:00 <wolfy> you unwitting vitcim
15:00 <pupkins> i think 30 might be a good age to die
15:00 <wolfy> what about 32
15:00 <couleurs> i guess so
15:00 <wolfy> 2 years into 30 then drop dead
15:00 <Skirmish> Want to pretend that you're 30 now pupkins? 
15:00 <pupkins> ok
15:00 <wolfy> rather die young than die ugly old and fraile
16:00 <Skirmish> lol you become ugly old and frail at 32 do you? 
16:00 <wolfy> nah
16:00 <wolfy> prolly about 45
16:00 <wolfy> 50
16:00 <wolfy> starts to show
16:00 <pupkins> im invent a a new rpg called the 30 y/o
16:00 <pupkins> fun game
16:00 <wolfy> lol
17:00 <wolfy> i think they already got one
17:00 <couleurs> guess what i preordered.......
17:00 <wolfy> its called an AR-15
17:00 <pupkins> ST VINCENT
17:00 <Skirmish> Depends how much you take care of yourself. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Few damn fine milfs that work here that are in their late 40's.  ROCKIN Bodies. 
17:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
17:00 <pupkins> BNM
18:00 <pupkins> i saw a beautiful pic of her earlier
18:00 <couleurs> i preordered reflektor too and win sent it a week later what a dickhaed
18:00 <pupkins> https://31.media.tumblr.com/d18465d62b001a33fc46587646728248/tumblr_mvyjbqJYlx1qga7lvo1_400.jpg
18:00 <pupkins> u angelic alien
18:00 <couleurs> and it's not even limited editioned it's just the normal copy... what a load of bs
19:00 <pupkins> its not shiny then
19:00 <Skirmish> That chick looks like a hippy. 
19:00 <simba> i caught a shiny dratini
19:00 <Skirmish> Not my type. 
19:00 <couleurs> yeah i've seen that 1 it's from a magazine
19:00 <pupkins> what magazie
20:00 <couleurs> under the radar
20:00 <pupkins> no one seems to be putting amok on their aoty lists
20:00 <simba> rip^it^up
20:00 <pupkins> its my wo
20:00 <pupkins> aoty*
20:00 <pupkins> wots wrong with it
21:00 <couleurs> http://images.junostatic.com/full/IS432032-01-01-BIG.jpg
21:00 <couleurs> look @ this hippy chic
21:00 <simba> is fugazi man still around doing solo stuff
22:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's the hair. She just doesn't do it for me. 
22:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't even talk to her.
22:00 <simba> what if you needed directions
22:00 <couleurs> u luv tom like i luv her jinx
22:00 <pupkins> i wanted to makea  gif but i dont have any gif makeing machinery
23:00 <shadsam> nice couleurs
23:00 <couleurs> remember when Leot said she looked like an alien and i stopped talking to him well that's how i feel about Skirmish right now
24:00 <johninja> interesting plot twist?
24:00 <pupkins> no i dont remember him saying that i remmeber u telling me he said that because i wasnt there ok
24:00 <Skirmish> Hey ... to each their own. I mean I am sure some people may find her attractive. I am just not one of them.
24:00 <couleurs> oh ok sorry 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm that chick in that pic is cute
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wash her hair but
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> stanky bish
24:00 <couleurs> that's ok just j/k who cares w/eves
24:00 <johninja> i remember once i asked pupkins for a picture and she told me to stfu
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> who she think she is Don Johnson
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is pupkins
25:00 <wolfy> OK PEOPLES
25:00 <wolfy> LISTEN UP FOR IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT 2 HOURS FROM NOW
25:00 <johninja> 420
25:00 <couleurs> maybe Skrotus is Leot...
25:00 <shadsam> asshole
25:00 <pupkins> `seen moxie
26:00 <pupkins> ?
26:00 <Skirmish> Announce it to me now ... I won't be here in 2 hours. 
26:00 <couleurs> she's on last.fm still
26:00 <johninja> shake it like a polaroid picture~
26:00 <pupkins> ohh
27:00 <pupkins> oh god
27:00 <pupkins> the people here in real life are scaring me
28:00 <pupkins> laughing and shrieking over a toy making a noise
28:00 <Skirmish> Warning to channel. Ana_Ng is old. Like grandmother old. 
28:00 <shadsam> pupkins:22 lesbian
28:00 <couleurs> hide in your closet, it's still got wifi
28:00 <Ana_Ng> so. old.
29:00 <Skirmish> Don't be sucked in when she tries to tell you she got porn star tits. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Lies.
29:00 <pupkins> my present is here
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i would be grandma old if i were black
29:00 <pupkins> i mean realatives
29:00 <pupkins> n  stuf
29:00 <johninja> i played fifa with couleurs once but he wouldn't pass me the ball
29:00 <johninja> siad i was on the other team or some shit
29:00 <johninja> #Lame
29:00 <pupkins> pity my granparents are dead
30:00 <pupkins> guess what
30:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrULozjHqkI 
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Vandals - "My Girlfriend's Dead" (Animated) (May 4, 2007) 2:44 - Category: Music - 343,185 views - 1,341 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
30:00 <pupkins> *disappears*
30:00 <johninja> hamlyfe
31:00 <couleurs> k
31:00 <pupkins> soon.
31:00 <pupkins> WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY. LOL.
32:00 <pupkins> COMMENT GRAVEYARD ~~ GO BACK~~
32:00 <johninja> fucks given - 0
32:00 <fawks> some stupid child is downstairs smashing a trolley into a wall
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <fawks> I hope he breaks his neck
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> pupkins who the fuck are you
33:00 <johninja> sometimes at christmas i like to go downstairs and smash trolleys into walls too
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> fker
33:00 <couleurs> amok isn't on spotify i remember tom had a hissy fit and took it down hehe
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha funny child
33:00 <pupkins> who are you who am i to you i am the antichrist to u
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> This Is AUSTRALIA
33:00 <Skirmish> Now there is an idea .... everyone on irc joins Second Life. 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Welcome to Bogan country
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> where Christmas is all about gettin' paro mate.
33:00 <Skirmish> How much more interesting would it be with avatars! 
33:00 <pupkins> brb
34:00 <pupkins> Skrotus i agree
34:00 <couleurs> me 2
34:00 <Skirmish> Fawks: That's a bit harsh. Paraplegic kid because the noise he makes annoys you.
35:00 <simba> i dont want to know anything more about yall then your irc handle
35:00 <simba> i dont care what u would make ur avatar
35:00 <simba> mine would be a picture of knifebunny tho
35:00 <johninja> now you're just some bunny that i used to know :'(
35:00 <fawks> fine Skirmish 
36:00 <fawks> I hope someone else hopes he breaks his neck 
37:00 <wolfy> ;/
37:00 <wolfy> doubt he would literally break his neck]
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> bunnie
42:00 <wolfy> UHHHHHHHHHHAAHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHUHHHHHUHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAUHAAAAAAAHHUAHHHHHHHH
43:00 <wolfy> u know what sucks?
43:00 <wolfy> i mean suck a big one
43:00 <wolfy> ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hooker moth
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> mouth
43:00 <wolfy> hahah
43:00 <wolfy> ive never had a hooker before
43:00 <Scattered> yeah hooker mouths do
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <wolfy> not really anyway
43:00 <Scattered> u should have a go wolfy
43:00 <wolfy> never paid
43:00 <wolfy> haha maybe oneday
44:00 <wolfy> know a brothel in town
44:00 <wolfy> but that would be wierd lol
44:00 <wolfy> walk in
44:00 <wolfy> "yeah gis a root"
44:00 <wolfy> lol
44:00 <wolfy> to a random stranger
44:00 <wolfy> got to be jokin
44:00 <wolfy> i dunno i guess porn is the same
45:00 <Scattered> but sex with random strangers is hot
45:00 <Ana_Ng> just buy a punchcard
45:00 <wolfy> punchcard?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> 6th root is free
45:00 <Scattered> good idea Ana_Ng
45:00 <pupkins> back ahh
46:00 <Skirmish> Are you trying to sell your ass again Ana_Ng?
46:00 <wolfy> haha
46:00 <wolfy> 1st root should be free
46:00 <wolfy> what no refunds ?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> go in pick a girl to root
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> n u go root her
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> simples
47:00 <Ana_Ng> just trying to figure out how to get you lads laid without you having to speak or make pesky eye contact
47:00 <wolfy> pfft
47:00 <wolfy> they would get a shock
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you lads
47:00 <wolfy> when they see my big super penis
47:00 <Scattered> yeah im with PandasDontDrive
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have no probs gettin sex
47:00 <Scattered> simple and fun
47:00 <couleurs> pics
47:00 <wolfy> do you always pay for sex PandasDontDrive ?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
47:00 <pupkins> [16:47] <pupkins> ww
47:00 <pupkins> [16:47] <pupkins> what did u get for xmas pupkins
47:00 <pupkins> [16:47] <pupkins> oops wrong channel
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> did that once at a brothel dude
48:00 <wolfy> was it any good ?
48:00 <wolfy> at the brothel
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> was aight
48:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin speshil
48:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> but worth tryin
48:00 <wolfy> what u mean nothing speshil
48:00 <wolfy> otherwise whats the point
48:00 <couleurs> exucse me who r u pasteing 2
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> was just a root man i only went there cause my mate used to drive the girls
48:00 <wolfy> if i was gonna pay
48:00 <wolfy> id want a hell hot chick
48:00 <pupkins> u
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> cross it off the fuck-bucket list
48:00 <pupkins> i guess?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a girl havin a nap on couch 
49:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> soooo
49:00 <pupkins> Oh Yeah?
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who got what today?
49:00 <wolfy> what u mean
49:00 <pupkins> i got what
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what is what
49:00 <pupkins> today
49:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xms pupkins 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got two books as early present last nite, n chill matt for laptop last week
49:00 <pupkins> merry faustmas
49:00 <pupkins> rip
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the FUCK is pupkins
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i gots a holiday :)
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & a bbq
50:00 <couleurs> RIP Faust Great IRC Warrior
50:00 <pupkins> the smell of his computer chair still lingers today
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif have a comp chair
50:00 <couleurs> he still comes on every few months
51:00 <Shadowgate> MistressOfMayhem is making people laugh lol
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am?
51:00 <pupkins> i want to dance
51:00 <Shadowgate> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pretty sure im just watching tv
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi pupkins
51:00 <pupkins> MistressOfMayhem are u related to gayhem
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u paul banks
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you make people laugh dont you
52:00 <pupkins> PandasDontDrive
52:00 <Shadowgate> lol
52:00 <pupkins> ur a virgin who cant drive
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb j3
52:00 <couleurs> lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive i got gta5 and "megadrive utilmate collection of 40 games"
52:00 <couleurs> 0wn3d
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks like u went full retard pupkins
52:00 <pupkins> yaeh what of it?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet WiLd_TuRkeY!!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD merry xmas bro
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all the megadrive classics like alex the kid sonic
53:00 <pupkins> hehe
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> merry christmas PandasDontDrive
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty mang
53:00 <pupkins> hhehehe
53:00 <pupkins> np
53:00 <couleurs> xD
53:00 <pupkins> fkn couleurs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> alex da kidd
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> rock paper scissors!
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> *throws controller*
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
54:00 <pupkins> im going to movie marathon six feet under
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> worth having in the collection tho
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
54:00 <pupkins> the show where dexter is a gay
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how that show ended, final ep
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> brilliant
54:00 <pupkins> i know right?
54:00 <pupkins> ;__;
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's gay in the movie i saw at cinemas last nite
54:00 <couleurs> i haven't watched it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kill Your Darlings
54:00 <couleurs> i only seen a few episodes
54:00 <pupkins> what movie
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
54:00 <pupkins> oh
54:00 <pupkins> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
55:00 <pupkins> which episodes
55:00 <pupkins> u must watch them in order u know
55:00 <pupkins> u know?
55:00 <pupkins> maybe 
55:00 <couleurs> the 1s where dexter is a gay
56:00 <pupkins> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> michael c hall
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> innit?
56:00 <pupkins> six feet under starring dexter and doakes
56:00 <pupkins> they have a relationship
56:00 <pupkins> dexter and black man
56:00 <couleurs> i will download it
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ye
56:00 <pupkins> we can watch it together
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cop
56:00 <pupkins> *pause* not
57:00 <couleurs> ok
57:00 <pupkins> lmao
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lewfz
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahhhhlewf
57:00 <pupkins> yeh the cop
57:00 <Loof> merry xmas pandas :)
57:00 <couleurs> i got bb for xmas
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> their gay scenes werent bad
57:00 <pupkins> bb cream?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but daniel radcliffes gay sex scene in kill your darlings made me never ever want to see harry potter again
58:00 <pupkins> ohh
58:00 <couleurs> no
58:00 <pupkins> breaking bad
58:00 <couleurs> yes
58:00 <pupkins> i got that for my brother
58:00 <pupkins> and his gf
58:00 <couleurs> r u me
58:00 <couleurs> am i u
58:00 <pupkins> r u me
58:00 <pupkins> am i u
58:00 <Doodle> are they meth heads
58:00 <pupkins> NO
58:00 <Doodle> i see
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> end ep of breaking bad was good
59:00 <milk> does his meth lab blow up?
59:00 <pupkins> i havent seen breaking bad because they make u take an IQ test before watching it and i failed
59:00 <Loof> looking forward to "better call sole"
59:00 <couleurs> i got the blugay boxset cos i only bought s1 and s2 on dvd and the rest i downloaded illegally 
59:00 <pupkins> WOT EVA
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> luf bluray
59:00 <couleurs> it's a good show......
00:00 <couleurs> name a better 1 no u can't bye
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have human planet on bluray
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and earth doco
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> rest r movies
00:00 <pupkins> I bet i can
00:00 <pupkins> buffy the vampire slayer
00:00 <pupkins> ;p;
00:00 <couleurs> kik
01:00 <couleurs> i don't buy stuff anymore cos the things u buy are owned by u -- brad pitt fite club
01:00 <couleurs> or something like that
01:00 <wolfy> things you own end up owning you ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol she sits at the bluray dvd shelf in the loungeroom then
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> n goes OH MY GOSH YOU GOT.... *silence*
01:00 <couleurs> no
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go yer got 96 blurays
02:00 <faux> who are you talkig nto
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf faux go away
02:00 <pupkins> LOL
02:00 <faux> wow
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur that annoying girl at school in the lunch queue
02:00 <Loof> i cbf with disks, i just run movies off the network
02:00 <faux> youre teh guy who sits in the corner talking to himself
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah mang
02:00 <faux> quite clearly
03:00 <pupkins> hi faux
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got issues dude
03:00 <pupkins> pls respond
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont take it out on me 
03:00 <faux> hi pupkins
03:00 <faux> misd u
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> freak
03:00 <pupkins> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
03:00 <faux> :)~
03:00 <pupkins> youre cute
03:00 <faux> thx
03:00 <pupkins> np
03:00 <faux> where have you been
03:00 <couleurs> i think i have 12 blurays i checked last month their still on the shelf i left them on
03:00 <pupkins> duno
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
04:00 <faux> o
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 u know it you will have a hundred
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> then 2 hundred
04:00 <faux> omg wel glad youre back :)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats what happened with me n dvds man
04:00 <couleurs> no i just download things now because that shit is free
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i dl too
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf gettin everythin lol
04:00 <faux> i think my mum thinks im 6 years old she got me the worst present ever 
05:00 <Loof> crayons?
05:00 <couleurs> hello kitty wallet
05:00 <faux> its a set of 3 nail poolishes and a nail file.. but all the nail polishes are hot pink.....
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nosejosb voucher
05:00 <faux>  what am i gonna do with 3 hot pink nail polishes
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> tweezers for toe hair
05:00 <faux> LOLLL PandasDontDrive DID YOU JUST TALK ABOUT MY NOSE
05:00 <faux> wait
05:00 <faux> i have to paste your pic
05:00 <pupkins> lmao
05:00 <faux> just wait
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey?
05:00 <faux> please
05:00 <faux> im cracking up
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was thinking of stupid gifts
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> n dont go around posting my pic.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even talkin to u 
06:00 <couleurs> xD
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> joipers
06:00 <faux> no no 
06:00 <faux> i have to
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off
06:00 <faux> its a pic you pasted in here anyway
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont post my shit
06:00 <faux> so you wont mind
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes i will mind
06:00 <faux> too late
06:00 <faux> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2lo3ae1&s=5
07:00 <faux> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
07:00 <faux> ran into a wall nse first
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> get fucked fat lebo whore
07:00 <Loof> i love my new mouse, i might actually marry it
07:00 <faux> hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha
07:00 <pupkins> faux has pretty hair
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasnt talking about you to begin with
07:00 <faux> ty vm
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fat lebo whore
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway thas boxin for ya
07:00 <faux> loloo
07:00 <faux> tears
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck is your problem?
07:00 <pupkins> faux what the fuck is your problam?
07:00 <faux> lolol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsy u fat lebo whore
08:00 <faux> lmaooo
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> if im not even talking to u or about u
08:00 <Doodle> Doodle what the fuck is your problem?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> why are u posting my pic?
08:00 <Doodle> WELL
08:00 <faux> WAT TEH FAQ
08:00 <Loof> i've broken my nose 3 times, but i always snap it back straight. hurts like fuck
08:00 <Doodle> WHERE DO I START
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> u need a smack in the head from ur lebo dad
08:00 <faux> loof your nose looks amazing compared to pandas
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i gotta go get it fixed again man
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> my nose looks fine
08:00 <faux> he has a jellybean nose 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a fkd angle
08:00 <faux> LOL
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dumb lebo whore
08:00 <faux> sxypic
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont go posting my shit around again cunt
09:00 <faux> r u ok
09:00 <faux> u seem mad
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> and atleast im not fat and ugly
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes im annoyed
09:00 <faux> good
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause u post my shit for no reason
09:00 <faux> teah you to shut your mouth
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> fat cunt
09:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are so stupid
09:00 <Doodle> crikey
09:00 <Doodle> this is not in the spirit of things at all
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the one that talked about silly presents
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i talked about what would be stupid
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so get over ur issues faux u fat shit
10:00 <faux> how ar eyou Doodle
10:00 <pupkins> brb
10:00 <Doodle> hotttttttttt
10:00 <faux> is it?
10:00 <Doodle> yeah
10:00 <faux> its lovely and raining here
10:00 <Doodle> i've been in the pool
10:00 <Doodle> pooling
10:00 <faux> oh nice
10:00 <Loof> pics?
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <Doodle> kekekekeke
10:00 <faux> yeah pics
10:00 <faux> :D
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> faux post a pic of urself
10:00 <Doodle> ask pollock
10:00 <faux> fuck pollock
10:00 <Doodle> he has pics of me in the pool
10:00 <Loof> hot
10:00 <faux> Doodle: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1544473_637190672988700_612613992_n.png
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u going out today faux or r u agoraphobic
10:00 <couleurs> with a hot truck
11:00 <Doodle> D:
11:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhwfMdxCPI
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ace - How Long Has Then Been Going On? (May 19, 2008) 3:25 - Category: Music - 600,637 views - 1,902 likes (97.5%), 49 dislikes (2.5%)
12:00 <faux> what is this!@#R
12:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1525105_10153636525325032_610092974_n.jpg
12:00 <faux> beer can chicken
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> sunny out
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a funny girl
13:00 <pupkins> my sister laughs like daily grace doing an impersonation of taylor swift laughing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and simba, that's actually the worse Knife Party track ever
14:00 <BlackDevil> it is
14:00 <The_Baron> love this kinda lectro
14:00 <The_Baron> and Mr. Oizo
14:00 <The_Baron> kooky shit
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> arg disc wont eject
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this is good The_Baron
14:00 <simba> very arousing
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for the day u actually leave the house, come back here and tell us all how someone smashed you for being insulting.
14:00 <Shadowgate> pupkins is funny lol
14:00 <wolfy> lol
14:00 <Shadowgate> lol
15:00 <simba> have u heard actress?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ something I found
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah thnk fk xbox has a soloution for this
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Mr Dada is older than I am even
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> need a paper clip
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i guess it doesnt like The Police
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just thinking I am too old to be into this shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha sucked in sting
16:00 <The_Baron> bah to that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I saw Steve Duda just then
16:00 <Bastardly_One> doing a new track
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt must be 80 :P
16:00 <The_Baron> man the old dudes are the ones who actually party properly I found
16:00 <The_Baron> like last doof I played, the 62 yo dude was the one that outdanced every lil cunt in the house
16:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1530562_10152035302720845_964770934_n.jpg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive does 90s Goa gay
16:00 <faux> stop projecting PandasDontDrive the only persono who doesnt leave their house is you
16:00 <faux> wih your fake playmates and mum always around dont be silly
16:00 <faux> we ee through your lies
16:00 <Digerati> oh my, i bought 2 slabs of VB, and 2 bottles of chivas
16:00 <Digerati> fark
17:00 <Digerati> bottles for me :)
17:00 <Digerati> they can suck on the rest
17:00 <faux> suk on dat
17:00 <Digerati> yah!
17:00 <Digerati> :)
17:00 <Digerati> fuck it's warm outsid
18:00 <Digerati> walked to the bottle shop barefoot
18:00 <Digerati> my feet are burning
18:00 <Loof> die Q{{
18:00 <Digerati> caught a cab back
18:00 <Digerati> mwahaha
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not projecting
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont take ppl out of context n go posting their pics
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's SO catchy
19:00 <The_Baron> I am a qld'r *sigh*
19:00 <Digerati> projectile vomiting is a sport
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ur agoraphobic as fuck 
19:00 <faux> lolol https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=618445344875850&set=vb.338077742912613&type=2&theater
19:00 <Q{{> i won't die. eat my shorts Loof 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont have some fit with me over saying something that had nothing to do with u
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> k fatty
19:00 <Digerati> mkay
20:00 <simba> PSYCORE
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hold on, i have a joke to find you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only audio
20:00 <The_Baron> love me psycore, there is a lot of shitty psycore, but when u find the good shit
20:00 <simba> have u heard quarta 330? teh best 8 bit experience
20:00 <The_Baron> it's supreme
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but for 8bit how catchy is this?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkwb_rOg7M
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - 8 bit (HD) (Dec 13, 2009) 4:37 - Category: Music - 201,405 views - 1,447 likes (97.7%), 34 dislikes (2.3%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt can make a hook eh?
20:00 <wolfy> totally get your waves and its all closed out
20:00 <wolfy> you know theres no way i can handle a cage man
20:00 <Digerati> who wants to come to essendon for a pool party, over 18 welcome
21:00 <The_Baron> this aint really 8bit, but it's good
21:00 <Calin> Fennec_Fox welcome to #FullySickCunzDiscussingFullySickBeats
21:00 <Calin> take a seat, enjoy the action
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Calin
21:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBOqPDXEog
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Quarta 330 - Sunset Dub (Sep 15, 2008) 5:33 - Category: Music - 125,172 views - 649 likes (96.6%), 23 dislikes (3.4%)
21:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/abortifacient/ponies-are-majestic
21:00 <The_Baron> now this is 8bit
21:00 <wolfy> pool party lolo
21:00 <wolfy> sweet
21:00 <Digerati> i got a swim, sauna and spa
21:00 <wolfy> death on a stick out their mate
21:00 <Q{{> in fact i shall live rather well, Loof :D
21:00 <Digerati> i filled the pool with new water last week, drained it completely
21:00 <Q{{> im listening to this music at moment
21:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{ mate
21:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2-zFh3tAU
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NTR Podium: Lavinia Meijer speelt Philip Glass (Jan 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Music - 35,803 views - 293 likes (98%), 6 dislikes (2%)
21:00 <BlackDevil> is it windy outside?
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> thats sick
22:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 8bit alright
22:00 <Bastardly_One> very good
22:00 <The_Baron> I played with this guy once
22:00 <The_Baron> truly an electronics genius
22:00 <Excessive> I've used this as an intro track b4 ........ pretty cool ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l6zl-5wxXI
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Mar 24, 2010) 6:04 - Category: Music - 3,226 views - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <simba> he use a gameboy?
22:00 <The_Baron> I saw him solo a hacked fisher and paykal duck and cow toy like he was hendrix
22:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard the song with over I think 1 million notes
22:00 <Q{{> dunno, i havent been out
22:00 <Digerati> it is warm in melbouirne BlackDevil
22:00 <Q{{> its warm and cozy inside
22:00 <pupkins> Have yu ever?
22:00 <Q{{> i been outside for 7hrs
22:00 <Q{{> havent been*
23:00 <Q{{> who likes the above music
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOOK AT IT
23:00 <Excessive> ahhhhhhhhhhhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna find it dude? I cant be fucked
23:00 <Calin> haha sorry I am facetious, I shouldn't speak out of ignorance this music could be good
23:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/krrnl-kustard-kunt-wip-as-wip
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Calin
23:00 <The_Baron> this is a track I did using a hacked NES
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOOK AT IT
23:00 <Excessive> ahhhhhhhhhhhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna find it dude? I cant be fucked
23:00 <Calin> haha sorry I am facetious, I shouldn't speak out of ignorance this music could be good
23:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/krrnl-kustard-kunt-wip-as-wip
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Calin
23:00 <The_Baron> this is a track I did using a hacked NES
24:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw8Iwpybs2I
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Stevens - Teaser And The Firecat" (Mar 25, 2013) 33:00 - Category: Music - 58,945 views - 251 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
24:00 <Digerati> it dont sound good, sounds distorted
24:00 <Loof> Makeing
24:00 <The_Baron> midi clocked to abelton
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <Excessive> ye fckn gd luck at havin me scroll back on fb status to 6 months ago :S
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck yeah
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> beer time
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and all tomorrow
24:00 <The_Baron> midi clocked to abelton
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <Excessive> ye fckn gd luck at havin me scroll back on fb status to 6 months ago :S
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck yeah
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> beer time
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and all tomorrow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a japanese guy who makes darkwave
25:00 <simba> wait 8 bit discussion and no zomby this is retarded
25:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6OYvRlrUEE
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zomby- Godzilla (Jun 20, 2011) 3:07 - Category: Music - 10,662 views - 85 likes (96.6%), 3 dislikes (3.4%)
25:00 <simba> here u go
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> what game to play
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> gta or bf4
25:00 <Loof> Lol tard
25:00 <couleurs> what did i miss...
25:00 <pupkins> me
25:00 <Q{{> no distortions here, sounds good to me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> gta o
26:00 <Bastardly_One> few levels you might actually have fun
26:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> meh
26:00 <Excessive> yeah, was gd but when all the notes played towards the end they kindah aglomerated the whole thing
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> u reckon gta
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're a whinging cunt hax :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than I am :P
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
26:00 <The_Baron> this is nice, definitely done with a gameboy
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> worse than panda
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I liketh simba
26:00 <Q{{> sure hit the spot
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need more teea so i can peee more pee
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah sounds like a gameboy
27:00 <The_Baron> I like how the gameboy has 2 banks for samples
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
27:00 <The_Baron> oh it is a gameboy, I can tell by the beat sample compression
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> ghta
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sam
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I like how now I've moved I need a life of crime
27:00 <simba> one foot ahead of the other
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to start to make music again
27:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1486808_484222985019357_1708437827_n.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I really need a midi keyboard
27:00 <couleurs> why is it so hot i hate it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> air con it mang
27:00 <couleurs> xD
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel like goin beach today instead of tomoz
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nxt yr so goin to dads family for xmas
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok beer and gta
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorted
28:00 <simba> 4:1)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My house mate wants to start a band
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> \i dont even know how to do missions
28:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh I couldn't work with him ... he'd be really annoying
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hax, if you had to start again
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Lamar will tell ya until level 4
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be right
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you get some forced tutorial stuff
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah i got the money from rockstar
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont know wtf i am doing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I see
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, first thing
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> go to your phone
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> gta online is not avaialable
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and properties
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme check for ya
29:00 <Loof> We gotta catch up some day pandas bro
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> we can murder the sun
29:00 <Loof> Hehe
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
29:00 <faux> huhu
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhuhu
29:00 <crash> hi faux 
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> itds ok
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> loading
30:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, buy a nice 6 door
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not a 10 door
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> hit wrong button
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck wasting too much of that money
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and also are you a social club member?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> no whats that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> rockstar social club
30:00 <faux> gday crash
30:00 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive 
30:00 <crash> how goes it ?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye we just chillin
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> how bout u?
30:00 <crash> yeah have been since 3pm 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
31:00 <simba> its like the stonecutters for gta players
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get a free sports car and shit
31:00 <pupkins> ive made my famaly disapear
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will figure it out
31:00 <crash> lazy day
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> xmas should just be on a sunday
31:00 <Digerati> check this video out, awesome! 1080p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94aapBCyMn8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oh Very Young - Cat Stevens (1974) (Feb 3, 2013) 3:03 - Category: Music - 8,477 views - 80 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
31:00 <crash> we should just not have xmas because it may offend the muslims
31:00 <couleurs> every sunday should be xmas
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
31:00 <Loof> And jews
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> jews have so many holidays man
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have no properties
32:00 <Excessive> 0.16590301 BTC
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHO3vXVHkU
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Khe Santa - A Cold Chisel Christmas in Australia (Dec 16, 2013) 3:22 - Category: Music - 12,192 views - 140 likes (97.9%), 3 dislikes (2.1%)
32:00 <georgeandwell> Yeah dats good seen it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> its nutterballs
32:00 <pupkins> I MISS MOXIE
32:00 <pupkins> i agreed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got moxxie?
33:00 <Excessive> wooooooooo $128
34:00 <BlackDevil> i got pads
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ones with blood on them?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> BTC Excessive?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> do it two more times homo wogstep boy :P
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh need paper clip!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hair pin wont dooo
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
35:00 <pupkins> LOL
35:00 <pupkins> [17:34] <%BlackDevil> i got pads <--------lol
35:00 <pupkins> just to clarify what im lolling at
35:00 <faux> moxi pods
35:00 <pupkins> i miss her and her lil miss naughty t shirt
35:00 <pupkins> or w/ever it said
35:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.harborfreight.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_16556.jpg
35:00 <BlackDevil> those pads
36:00 <Shadz_> QUIET PEDO BOY
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i bought a house
36:00 <Excessive> 1BTC = $773 atm $128 is how much I have so far
36:00 <simba> lol is ur xbox frozen
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo j
36:00 <Shadz_> Bastardly_One PEDO BOY
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> cd wont eject
36:00 <Digerati> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8_0XEigCse0/TuCSYs2gpPI/AAAAAAAAE1s/tAZ1hbO6sBU/s1600/ford-gt-5.jpg
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol heaps funny.
36:00 <simba> lmbo
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha fixed itself
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> watre they for
36:00 <wolfy> body armor
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what house hax?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend wanted the police on
37:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, where did you get your's?
37:00 <Doodle> [17:30] <simba> its like the stonecutters for gta players
37:00 <Doodle> lmao
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro
37:00 <simba> lol your's
37:00 <Doodle> we dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
37:00 <simba> my what
37:00 <Bastardly_One> your house
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> play 360 and play gta online with me
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> im never playin that online
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's near the skate park yo
37:00 <simba> in gta?? um i bought it on teh website
37:00 <Shadz_> SHUT YA GOB UP Bastardly_One
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol that game shat me so much yesterday
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanted to smash the disc
37:00 <Skrotus> I thought you had to be a member of rockstar social club to play
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROXAANNNEEE
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> need mauy thai pads XD
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> wbz
38:00 <Shadz_> LOL
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, you've no idea what part have ya simba? *lol*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean what part of Los Santos
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is your pad in ?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry christmas to ppl that wont b on tomoz
38:00 <simba> oh i dont remember
38:00 <simba> cum land
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wont be on
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One you like beat generation stuff?
38:00 <Shadz_> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
38:00 <Shadz_> -
38:00 <Shadz_> NICE
38:00 <couleurs> u guys r so drunk!!!!!
38:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387952133783.jpg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont drink much on xmas
38:00 <crash> yeah no booze for the aussie cricket team
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ya Pandas
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a movie out called Kill Your Darlings
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> its all about the beginnings of it
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> jack n his mates
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> look it up!!
39:00 <beehhh> women are fuct
39:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it :P
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL dood
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> got chick next to me
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky shes asleep LOL
39:00 <faux> ............................................................................................................................
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> .....
39:00 <couleurs> did u pop a pill in her drink ;)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm more of a Burroughs fan
40:00 <beehhh> too busy with their personal needs
40:00 <beehhh> they give only little
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Jack Kerouac was a boring paranoid drunk
40:00 <beehhh> too little
40:00 <Shadz_> LOL
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <faux> looool
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
40:00 <Loof> that last cricket event where australia won this fuckhead walks up to me and goes "they won mate!" like i care
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> just tired
40:00 <Loof> sport freaks
41:00 <beehhh> they all like to get fucked
41:00 <Shadz_> LIKE Bastardly_One`S MOTHER
41:00 <BlackDevil> we do
41:00 <beehhh> my genital was cut by women
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother is about dead thanks
41:00 <Loof> obey your tv! watch sport!
41:00 <Scattered> pass
41:00 <Scattered> porn is better
41:00 <Loof> agreed
41:00 <pupkins> this it the best day of 2014
41:00 <pupkins> oops
41:00 <pupkins> 2
42:00 <Calin> beehhh - at least a women has touched your bits
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I was an op I'd just ban your arse ... she's not in a good way right now
42:00 <beehhh> both of them died
42:00 <beehhh> i hope she get over her pain soon
42:00 <pupkins> 2014
42:00 <pupkins> 103
42:00 <pupkins> opsds
42:00 <Loof> .
42:00 <pupkins> i give up
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> get off the smack yo
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> its 1999 forever
42:00 <couleurs> is that u Pieter
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that last line directed at me beehhh?
43:00 <beehhh> whats to them they were rused to cut my extra skin
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh jesus
44:00 <beehhh> nope not at all
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck u gta online
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... must be crap on the xbox
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to do what I want to do on the PS
44:00 <simba> Xbox is for manchildren who didnt grow up with a PC and are too old to use a PC well so they get a dumb machine called an Xbox end of story
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but then again British^Meat is on the PS and hates it
44:00 <beehhh> punch you bag out
45:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <beehhh> nomore mr nice guy this world has no room for it
45:00 <Calin> real gamers are more concerned about the quality of the game, not the platform
45:00 <crash> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like griefing on GTA O now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
46:00 <beehhh> i hope canada has room for a disabled person
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I outran my 9 grand bounty before (got another one) and damn were they persistent trying to kill me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> all of them!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm quality
46:00 <pupkins> lol
47:00 <beehhh> how can you write when your fingers were chopped
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but where I was hiding kind of seemed like I was on a road
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was on top of a building
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox is great
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd see them all coming
47:00 <beehhh> your just a fatman
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had a pc before you were born simba
47:00 <wolfy> you're
47:00 <beehhh> you are
47:00 <wolfy> you are gay
47:00 <beehhh> you are homo
47:00 <wolfy> i know i am but what are you
47:00 <pupkins> couleurs is funny man 2014
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky <3
48:00 <wolfy> A HOMO
48:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
48:00 <simba> <PandasDontDrive> i had a pc before you were born simba - what model was it and what year did you buy it
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt buy it
48:00 <beehhh> <wolfy> A HOMO [enlightened]
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum did
48:00 <pupkins> 304
48:00 <pupkins> 2014
48:00 <pupkins> why cant i type the year
48:00 <Loof> couleurs isn't funny, there's nothing funny about illiteracy
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit dude i was a tiny kid
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you weren't even born when PCs came on the home market
49:00 <simba> so your mum owned a pc when u were a kid cool
49:00 <wolfy> first one i had was a 486
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> just saying because you said xbox gamers are manchildren
49:00 <simba> they r
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a pc around all my life
49:00 <Bastardly_One> first one I had was a 286
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur just fishing 
49:00 <wolfy> but i owned commadore 64's and old apple 2
49:00 <beehhh> asian people doing whatever they could tryna live in oz all the them
49:00 <beehhh> time
49:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <simba> if u had a pc but didnt play it ur not a pc game
49:00 <simba> r
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when the 486 came out I thought iw as the shit
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> course i played it
49:00 <wolfy> 486 is still the shit lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I started on C64
49:00 <beehhh> more challenge there than a job market in my hometown
49:00 <couleurs> no their just shit lol
49:00 <wolfy> all the good games
49:00 <Loof> people who can't spell like couleurs, i have no time for
50:00 <Bastardly_One> used to hack on a C64 on bbs
50:00 <wolfy> you couldn't dial long distance though
50:00 <wolfy> unless you had calling cards
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
50:00 <wolfy> cause would cost a fuckload on ya bill
50:00 <beehhh> first they get attracted by the dollar thent he pussy thent he citizenships skim
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or phone phising
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think you should know what you're talking about before you type out silly childish statements
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was lucky ... phone phishing
50:00 <couleurs> ilu too Loof 
50:00 <Q{{> lol
50:00 <Loof> oh got as if the autism in the room wasn't high enough, here's Q{{ 
50:00 <Loof> god
51:00 <beehhh> some indo chicks are hot
51:00 <simba> lmao at panda taking everything personally when im just making generic statements like xbox is for manchildren
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur reckon there are any ugly chicks beehhh?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> geez, look at IT now compared to back then
51:00 <beehhh> most inncent are being locked up behind bars
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> so why state it?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no way we could imagine how it turned out
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's sillier now is that you just typed that out
51:00 <Excessive> when I came to Aust in 89 my mother asked which of the 2 I would rather ......... a PC or a BMX ......... I chose the bike
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> put down that pipe son its gettin to ya head
51:00 <Scattered> lmao
51:00 <Scattered> u nasty Loof
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ricebeehhh
52:00 <beehhh> i like ugly chicks
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive noticed how stoners always think they know everything
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I do!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ... nm
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> this guy i had staying at my old place
52:00 <pupkins> brb
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> miss u
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> such a hot guy
52:00 <Loof> is pupkins a hot slut?
53:00 <beehhh> Excessive what country you migrated from
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> found out he was a junky man
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> he thought he knew everything, this one guy said i should listen to him because he's so smart
53:00 <Excessive> Romania beehhh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like my housemate
53:00 <beehhh> simba from south africa
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <beehhh> Excessive do you have a carsales shop in altona
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I always thought Excessive was Aussie until one day he told me about all this
54:00 <beehhh> are you mates with lot of lebs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in Syd beehhh
54:00 <Excessive> no beehhh, I don't
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda glad the disc wouldnt eject, now ino what to do nxt time!
54:00 <beehhh> syd is a mixed bag of all race
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to turn the console off n back on tho so i could put a disc on
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Excessive ... jo said to say hello
54:00 <Excessive> and don't have many len friends either
54:00 <Excessive> leb*
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer oer
54:00 <pupkins> my dog is wearing a jingle bells collar cause its 2 hot for christmas sweaters
54:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bd3qZ6OyAI
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LA ISA BONITA (Nov 30, 2007) 3:40 - Category: Entertainment - 278,288 views - 627 likes (97.5%), 16 dislikes (2.5%)
54:00 <Digerati> la isla bonita!
54:00 <Digerati> lalala
55:00 <beehhh> I went to see berry o feral with TNT
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry simba, i dont want to be having silly arguments on xmas eve man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> feral beral?
55:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, tell her I said same :)
55:00 <beehhh> hes actually a nice guy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> "she" used to come on irc dude ... feral beral
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a nice chick beehhh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the drag queen
55:00 <beehhh> circumsized
55:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know that beehhh?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo Bastardly_One http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxGgkEHmHHg
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kill Your Darlings Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Daniel Radcliffe Movie HD (Sep 4, 2013) 2:03 - Category: Entertainment - 471,550 views - 2,838 likes (96.6%), 101 dislikes (3.4%)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
55:00 <Digerati> alizee
55:00 <Digerati> i would die for her
55:00 <Digerati> pretty face
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> used to hang in here and in #sex
56:00 <beehhh> your wife told me other night
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the person idiot
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who you're talking about
56:00 <Bastardly_One> feral beral the drag queen act
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just saying they used to hang here on austnet too
56:00 <Digerati> she is better then kylie
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love big eyes
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so cute
56:00 <Digerati> yeah
56:00 <Digerati> she looks like a girl
56:00 <Digerati> but she is 24 in the clip
56:00 <Digerati> angel face
57:00 <beehhh> all queer show leads to sydney Excessive
57:00 <Bastardly_One> havent heard or seen the name for years
57:00 <beehhh> you guys will fail
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you failed
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will fail
57:00 <Excessive> beehhh, say wat?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so please ... die
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> said Aiden Quinn to Brad Pitt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, don't worry ... just nod
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i was like WHAT'S WITH THE DOUBLE LETTERS MAANNN
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
57:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzTG_1Xun54
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> skye sweetnam looks nice
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizee - J'en Ai Marre (Tubes) Remastered (Nov 14, 2011) 4:17 - Category: Music - 458,159 views - 2,521 likes (98%), 51 dislikes (2%)
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> n canadian mm
57:00 <Digerati> check her ass out
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats the movie we're seein tonite Bastardly_One
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill tell ya if its good
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it dude
58:00 <Bastardly_One> early this week
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh srs
58:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One is ignored for being a idiot
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it good?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> torrented it :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't mind it
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause otherwise we'll see Night Train to Lisbon
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell me later if you liked it
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeremy irons <3
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
58:00 <Digerati> she is actually Corsican
58:00 <crash> well now i have 2 open beers
58:00 <crash> this is not good
58:00 <pupkins> something something billy s
58:00 <Digerati> that is chanson
58:00 <Digerati> she did ads for chanel 5
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the road was ok
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> book was better
59:00 <Bastardly_One> see both?
59:00 <beehhh> Canada is calling we come in peace
59:00 <Bastardly_One> personaly I think Kerouac is overrated
59:00 <beehhh> canada gives hope
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha cant see both, movie starts at 6 50 or 56 45
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Burroughs fan
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> then dinner
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> mums more of a fan than i am
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Jack to me ... especially in On The Road
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is a paranoid drunk
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! that gang is gonna get me!
59:00 <Digerati> but i dont like her in that school dress sailor moon thing
59:00 <Digerati> looks like a little girl
59:00 <Digerati> so freakish
59:00 <crash> pedofile moon 
59:00 <Digerati> yeah
59:00 <Digerati> crash
59:00 <crash> Digerati
59:00 <Digerati> merry christmas
59:00 <crash> merry christmas
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I must hide under a bridge
00:00 <Bastardly_One> harden the fuck up princess
00:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody did that better than wtfs his name that shot himself
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> rum diaries n that
00:00 <BlackDevil> TV host Arsenio Hall was involved in a minor traffic collision
00:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil how far away you're from olympia city?
00:00 <beehhh> is there any good
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's wine time bbs bro
00:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, you should work for TMZ instead of posting here
00:00 <Digerati> i got grandchildren and children, and would yell if they got to sexy dressed like
00:00 <Digerati> too many dirty minds out their
00:00 <Digerati> there
00:00 <Digerati> scary shit
00:00 <crash> japs are up there
00:00 <Digerati> totally
00:00 <crash> though i do want to goto japan
00:00 <wolfy> Digerati, how old are you ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil is my boyfriend
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> we pretend to be str8 by posting porn
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
01:00 <BlackDevil> ?
01:00 <BlackDevil> whats tmz?
01:00 <BlackDevil> the movie zone?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> time magazine zine
01:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil are you in america?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that is TMZ
01:00 <wolfy> grandchildren
01:00 <wolfy> u must be hell old cunt
01:00 <Scattered> lmao
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Scattered> or started early
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
01:00 <Digerati> mmmm
01:00 <Scattered> starting early is goooood
01:00 <Digerati> chanson
01:00 <Digerati> damn she is nice
01:00 <Digerati> she was 19 when she did that
02:00 <beehhh> usa usa usa
02:00 <Bastardly_One> at what is even
02:00 <BlackDevil> im in mexico
02:00 <beehhh> those cupcakes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ...
02:00 <simba> <PandasDontDrive> sorry simba, i dont want to be having silly arguments on xmas eve man - i dont even know what youre talking about, if i cant badmouth xbox without you getting mad that isnt my fault
02:00 <Bastardly_One> mexico eh? no wonder you poop a lot
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that mexican food
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> its xmas eve man
02:00 <simba> jam an atari cart in my ass, grab my dick and start playing asteroids bitch
02:00 <beehhh> australia will eventually become dryland
02:00 <thestig> @simba jesus son
02:00 <beehhh> starting from south aust
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> u pervin on young chicks!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
02:00 <Digerati> haha
02:00 <Digerati> over 18 sucker :)
02:00 <Digerati> bwahaha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <crash> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats what u tell her dad
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> SNIFF MY FINGER BRO
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> SMELLS LIKE TEEN PUSSY
02:00 <Digerati> hey dad i am 18, so mature eh ?
02:00 <Digerati> totally
02:00 <Digerati> that would pass
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye young chicks suck
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> can give ppl a couple of days without making comments you know will/or might stir ppl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... some fantasty there simba
03:00 <simba> no i will make whatever comments i choose
03:00 <simba> it is up to you to be the better man
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you're just a cunt
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a little baby
03:00 <simba> its just a video games console man
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <beehhh> povo fella
03:00 <Digerati> got the bucks boy ?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> imature as
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like women
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> my age
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> older
03:00 <Digerati> long as you got money for the girls
03:00 <Digerati> damn them
03:00 <Digerati> money say's it all
03:00 <Digerati> diamonds and chocs
03:00 <Digerati> i could go to india and find a 18 year old
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah maet
03:00 <Digerati> but ffs
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u just need steez
04:00 <simba> u go into bat for microsoft like its ur son
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
04:00 <beehhh> simba cried in bed for not having enough money in his bank from the centrelink
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> id prefer not to be an asshole on xmas
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> the centrelink
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> to get chicks n keep them interested, steez be all ye need!
04:00 <Digerati> i dont think 18 year olds know what money is
04:00 <Digerati> and how it is earnt
04:00 <pupkins> ok
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> they know what dick is
04:00 <Scattered> very true PandasDontDrive
04:00 <Digerati> they know what the 9 month plan is ?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb pup
04:00 <Digerati> it's a plan
05:00 <Bastardly_One> its Chris' upstairs neighbour
05:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she must of seen Mew on the list
05:00 <beehhh> please dont cry tonght
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> its where they get up the duff and u piss off and live ur life
05:00 <Digerati> i remember a girl PandasDontDrive
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
05:00 <Digerati> i was at the station
05:00 <Digerati> train station
05:00 <Digerati> i saw her
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye?
05:00 <Digerati> i did not see her for many years
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> push er infront of the train?
05:00 <Digerati> hehe
05:00 <Digerati> she had a pram
05:00 <Digerati> with a child in it
06:00 <beehhh> there's a heaven above you baby
06:00 <Digerati> i knew her
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> *sings* put him in the brig untill he's sober, earay in the mourrnin
06:00 <Digerati> i known her since she was 5
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
06:00 <Digerati> i said, "your niece?"
06:00 <Digerati> she said no
06:00 <Digerati> she said my daughter
06:00 <Digerati> i almost cried
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <Digerati> you know how old she was ?
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> someone come wreap my presents
07:00 <Digerati> 16
07:00 <Digerati> i know her birth date
07:00 <Digerati> i know her family
07:00 <Digerati> she is fine now
07:00 <Digerati> child is an adult
07:00 <Digerati> lives a good life
07:00 <Digerati> but man, that is so sad
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok thx
08:00 <Nikky`> wrap also?
08:00 <simba> billy jean is not my sandwich... shes just a baguette.. that says i am the french toast... but the bread is not my son
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky shhh i am nearly drunk
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> it will be a fun night
08:00 <Nikky`> No, I refuse to sssh :P
08:00 <beehhh> i have hedgehog brownies in fridge
08:00 <wolfy> lol
08:00 <wolfy> have another drink Digerati
08:00 <Digerati> i am on my 5th
08:00 <pupkins> test
08:00 <wolfy> what u drinking ?
08:00 <Digerati> children today are going nutso
08:00 <couleurs> ing
08:00 <Digerati> chivas
08:00 <wolfy> on rocks
08:00 <wolfy> nice
08:00 <Digerati> i said i wuld not drink
08:00 <Digerati> but fuck it
08:00 <wolfy> on the rocks ?
08:00 <Digerati> yeah
08:00 <Digerati> straight on ice
08:00 <wolfy> good shit
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a hedgehog
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> movie and food time
09:00 <beehhh> hard on the edge soft inside
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> sober time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I want brownies or chocolate hedgehog now
09:00 <Digerati> 2 bottles of that
09:00 <Digerati> and 2 slabs
09:00 <Digerati> 3 familys coming over later
09:00 <wolfy> hmm
09:00 <wolfy> hammer some beers
09:00 <Digerati> and lamb is half cooked
09:00 <Digerati> lamb on spit
09:00 <wolfy> spit aye nice
09:00 <Digerati> greek shit
10:00 <beehhh> i think those are peanuts on top
10:00 <beehhh> neveknow
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> i drank beer and drove a forklift at work is that illegal?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
10:00 <beehhh> nope, its call clowing around
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh well
10:00 <Digerati> finishing off some mp3's
10:00 <Digerati> so we can dance :)
10:00 <Digerati> wolfy, you are a good person
10:00 <wolfy> of course
10:00 <Digerati> and i known you years
10:00 <wolfy> im harmless ;)
10:00 <Digerati> but man
10:00 <Digerati> you freak me out
10:00 <Digerati> and i am sorry saying "go to hell"
10:00 <Digerati> but dude
10:00 <wolfy> freak you out in a good way ?
11:00 <beehhh> 'clowning around'
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> and served customers
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> witha beer in hand
11:00 <beehhh> double the foolishness
11:00 <beehhh> lucky it wasnt a scotch
11:00 <wolfy> nah im jokin
11:00 <wolfy> i just like the chat
11:00 <Digerati> dude, i worked with ambos
11:00 <Digerati> it is a nutso job
11:00 <Digerati> have to be a nut to do a job like that
11:00 <wolfy> i've heard being a nurse can be a shit of a job aswell
11:00 <Digerati> work with cops or ambos
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> need more beer now
12:00 <wolfy> yeah
12:00 <Digerati> deal with nuts
12:00 <wolfy> exactly
12:00 <wolfy> fuck that
12:00 <Digerati> but it is a risk
12:00 <Digerati> that pays huge
12:00 <Digerati> 2 million insurance
12:00 <Digerati> 2-5 million
12:00 <Digerati> depending on wage
12:00 <wolfy> i'd rather join army than work in a hospital
12:00 <Digerati> army is same shit
12:00 <Digerati> bigger nuts in army
12:00 <wolfy> have to see all gross shit in the hospital
13:00 <simba> every one on here sounds like homer simpsons
13:00 <simba> need beer
13:00 <simba> tv bad
13:00 <simba> need food
13:00 <beehhh> i clapped my hand when this smartpants hit a contrete wall while tryin to do his move on a handpush jack staright into the wall, and the sound was speechless BANG
13:00 <Digerati> my dad did it for 20 years
13:00 <Digerati> ADF
13:00 <wolfy> dunno if the navy is any better
13:00 <Digerati> most i seen was a severed arm, nothing special
13:00 <Digerati> just blood everywhere
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some good movies to d/l
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am watching pain and gain
14:00 <wolfy> hah
14:00 <wolfy> but nurses man
14:00 <wolfy> they have to clean up gross shit
14:00 <Digerati> and bags of blood to transfuse
14:00 <wolfy> ahh fuck that
14:00 <wolfy> that sort of shit would stay in my mind
14:00 <Digerati> fucking floors were doused in blood
14:00 <Digerati> took 2 hours to clean
14:00 <wolfy> spewin
14:00 <Digerati> the prick was still alive
14:00 <Digerati> meat cutter
15:00 <beehhh> everyones nomming on their turkey
15:00 <Digerati> he is still alive
15:00 <Digerati> without a arm
15:00 <Digerati> 8 pints of blood in the body
15:00 <Digerati> 1 hour to react
15:00 <wolfy> doctor told me once if you loose all the blood in your body youre still alive for awhile
15:00 <Digerati> AB Negative
15:00 <Digerati> how fucking lucky is thay
15:00 <Digerati> that
15:00 <wolfy> not as easy as people think]
16:00 <Digerati> AB Negative ffs
16:00 <Digerati> rarest blood type
16:00 <Digerati> of all cases
16:00 <wolfy> i got a rare blood type but i forget what it is
16:00 <wolfy> i dont mind given blood
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got tiger blood
16:00 <Digerati> rarest is ab neg
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaahaha winning
16:00 <wolfy> i gave blood onetime
16:00 <wolfy> got a coffee and a cookie
16:00 <Digerati> wolfy, anyway happy xmas
16:00 <Digerati> brb smoki
16:00 <wolfy> hmm same
16:00 <wolfy> might have a winnie blue
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm cig time
17:00 <Excessive> curious to see wat mum has on for tomorrow foodwise ........ we had Moreton Bay Bug last year amongst the turkey and ham stuff
17:00 <crash> beer and turkey flavor that burp
18:00 <beehhh> your mum must have drove long was jumped over the queue just to serve you the best
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> aight peace Bastardly_One
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry christmas dude
18:00 <beehhh> *long way
18:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya Pandas
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> J SUCK MY COCK BRO FOR XMAS PRESENT?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> \u wish
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> u cant afford
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> it will, cost u a xbox one
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> merry xmas j
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> a gold plated one
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
19:00 <beehhh> watch out for santa he is due to arrive anytime soon
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
19:00 <beehhh> please be good to each other especiall to girls
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> nat portman on tele mmmm chan 9 so nice
20:00 <simba> yea to make up for how beehh treats them
20:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the supermarket is gonna be packed tonight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hope not
22:00 <wolfy> usually is
22:00 <wolfy> packed with shit
22:00 <wolfy> mi goreng etc..
23:00 <sharky> Bastardly_One : in brisbane, 1 shopping centre is open for 36 hours straight.. all shops !
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in the cuntry
23:00 <sharky> I was seriously under the pump when they were only open for 24 hours
23:00 <sharky> but now i have an additional 12 leisurely hours 
23:00 <wolfy> u make me believe
24:00 <crash> wolfy: you ever played that blackops game ?
25:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: best time to game, xmas day with people on bf4 :P
25:00 <crash> guess a lot of kids, older kids got it
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> had a huge chicken roast for lunch now having a turkey roast 4 dinner
26:00 <crash> i really only need lunch from today
26:00 <pupkins> BRB
26:00 <crash> probably wake up starving early morning
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theres only 3 people here me, my mum n dad
27:00 <pupkins> ;)
27:00 <crash> gday koalabeer 
28:00 <koalabeer> i got my first push bike today
28:00 <wolfy> lol
29:00 <crash> do a wheelie
30:00 <couleurs> have u taken it off any sweat jumps......
30:00 <couleurs> --- naploleorn dynamo
31:00 <couleurs> have u guys herd that lord song about rolls roys or something it's pretty good
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> satan is on his way to peoples houses now 
31:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObBD8jLxG84
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rod Stewart - Windy Town (Jan 28, 2013) 5:13 - Category: Music - 1,034 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> *satna
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> When the time comes you will be going
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :D
33:00 <RadeoActiv> with satan's claws
34:00 <simba> satanic_snowman
35:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1475852_573420292732390_116068045_n.jpg
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nawwwwwwwwww
36:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I found the cheapest tailor cigs the other day
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what the brand tastes like?
36:00 <couleurs> no
36:00 <wolfy> no a
36:00 <wolfy> lol 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> -?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> $11 for a pack of 20s is cheap
37:00 <PietSAbabe> woo me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of gay
37:00 <wolfy> bond streets?
37:00 <wolfy> they taste like shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah them
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Stop speaking about yourself Bastardly_One!
38:00 <wolfy> i got winnie blues
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I get PJ orignals
38:00 <wolfy> i rekon winnie blues are the best tasting
38:00 <wolfy> the other ones you can tell the harshness
38:00 <Excessive> I did a job once relocatin this tobacconists alarm ......... he had like bagfuls of chop chop and was also sellin imported 20's packs for like 5 bux a pack ........ this was abt 5 or so years ago
39:00 <wolfy> do you remember marlboro lights
39:00 <wolfy> you cant get them anymore
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't smoke chop chop
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> $400 for a box
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 100kg
39:00 <wolfy> ask for marlboro lights and they give you marlboro original which are just normal cigs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and rollies give me a headache
40:00 <Excessive> I can handle the rollies
40:00 <Excessive> though chop chop was and always will be shit
41:00 <Loof> ecigs ftw
41:00 <wolfy> haha
41:00 <wolfy> zlined
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking grrrrrrrrrrrr
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the Coles website is fucked
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
42:00 <wolfy> COME ON PEOPLE
42:00 <wolfy> drink piss with me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seen this site?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> will tell you if it's the site or your connection
43:00 <pupkins> what
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.isitdownrightnow.com
44:00 <Bastardly_One> handy site to bookmark
44:00 <couleurs> dude but what if that site is down, what do i do then...
45:00 <couleurs> Dude?
45:00 <Excessive> it'll be quite clear wat it is if more than 2 sites aren't happenin
45:00 <wolfy> wat
45:00 <wolfy> lol
45:00 <wolfy> '
46:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
46:00 <wolfy> get on the piss
46:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Seger- Night Moves (Feb 6, 2008) 5:26 - Category: Music - 4,648,774 views - 16,311 likes (97.4%), 444 dislikes (2.6%)
48:00 <couleurs> your sangs suk
48:00 <wolfy> asshole
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1st Jan 1979
50:00 <pupkins> i like the sang tennis courts bc my fav spert is tennis
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> he Unix epoch is the time 00:00:00 UTC on 1 January 1970
50:00 <couleurs> i like the rolls roys 1 better
51:00 <couleurs> k
51:00 <Scattered> thanks WiLd_TuRkeY
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Unix time, or POSIX time, is a system for describing instants in time, defined as the number of seconds that have elapsed since 00:00:00 Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), Thursday, 1 January 1970,[note 1] not counting leap seconds.[note 2] It is used widely in Unix-like and many other operating systems and file formats. Due to its handling of leap seconds, it is neither a linear representation 
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> of time nor a true representation of UTC.[note 3] Unix time may be checked on most Unix systems by typing date +%s on the command line.
52:00 <wolfy> im forrest forrest gump
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> life i like a windows box u never know what vuiruses ur going to get?
53:00 <wolfy> pretty hard to get virus
53:00 <wolfy> unless you download it
53:00 <pupkins> ch
53:00 <wolfy> more chance of someone using an exploit
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or look at dodgy porn
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or visit a dodgy website
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
53:00 <wolfy> yeh but you actually have to download it
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://127.0.0.1
53:00 <wolfy> and click on it
54:00 <wolfy> unless youre using some old version of ie
54:00 <wolfy> and they make you click on something
54:00 <wolfy> i dunno
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont think u have to click on anything just visit the url
54:00 <wolfy> malware will just fuck ya computer
54:00 <wolfy> cant even remove it
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same as wares
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> k
55:00 <JH> there's a new nasty virus called cryptoLocker
55:00 <JH> which is ransomware
55:00 <wolfy> lol
55:00 <wolfy> ransom
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer a mate of mine had a extortion url
55:00 <wolfy> fuck you'd have to be dumb to fall for that shit
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> plz pay so so to remove it
55:00 <wolfy> hahaha
55:00 <wolfy> that scam is so old
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer i had to tell him not to worry about it
56:00 <JH> it is very hard to decrypt it once the time lapses
56:00 <wolfy> nigerian scammers lol
57:00 <stebie> it's hard not to worry about it
57:00 <stebie> seeing it encrypts your files
57:00 <JH> it is a ransomware that encrypts your data using RSA and AES encryption which makes it impossible to decrypt without a private key
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we all have a long lost nigerian aunt or uncle ;)
57:00 <stebie> yer
57:00 <crash> good marathon runner
58:00 <Pieter> Pfft
58:00 <ooomp> Pieter
58:00 <Pieter> Me walks off
58:00 <couleurs> somebodey lurks in da shadowes somebodey whispurs......
58:00 <wolfy> thats if you actually hold any data on ya computer worth the risk
58:00 <stebie> have offline backups
58:00 <crash> wolfy: i can access the fbi mainframe
58:00 <stebie> and good AV
58:00 <wolfy> yer but still
58:00 <couleurs> i got an email from the NAB bank saying i had to reset my password for online banking except i don't even have a NAB account... #EPIC_FAIL
58:00 <Loof> All my docs are cloud
58:00 <wolfy> ahh yeah
58:00 <JH> even the AFP and computer emergency response team in canberra don't have a solution as yet.
58:00 <wolfy> and i can access the nsw police
58:00 <wolfy> computers
58:00 <stebie> Loof, NSA is reading them right now
58:00 <crash> i just use the teamviewer client
59:00 <ooomp> Somebody farts
59:00 <Pieter> Wheres my mzyoyo
59:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <ColonelTroutman> im sorry Pieter just got me all addicted to his drugs and all
59:00 <Pieter> I do that
59:00 <wolfy> Aus police computers are HIGHLY secure apparently they've had people try break in and didnt even get far
59:00 <JH> I've been an IT technician for years and this is like the worse i have seen with viruses
59:00 <stebie> JH, unless they find those responsible and obtain the unlock/private keys, i doubt there'll be a fix
59:00 <stebie> because if they can bypass those encryptions, it basically makes most security applications/protocols obsolete
59:00 <crash> they should put all the police servers at stebie's place
00:00 <Pieter> How else am i meant to make a living
00:00 <Pieter> Work? 
00:00 <Pieter> Ha!
00:00 <ColonelTroutman> how about ummm sucking walrus cock?
00:00 <couleurs> hey Pieter did u get ur ps4 preorder yet
00:00 <ColonelTroutman> you do that for fun anyway
00:00 <Pieter> Dun wana leave you unemployed
00:00 <ColonelTroutman> may as well make a living out of it
00:00 <stebie> crash, no
00:00 <crash> dump them at mine then
00:00 <stebie> yay
00:00 <JH> one theory to break the encryption i believe is to use quantum computing to do complex calculations on encryption because it can break RSA encryptions by reading 0s and 1s at the same time.
01:00 <Pieter> PREORDER YOURSELF COULEURS PREORDER YOURSELF !!!!!!!
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i remember that day stebie hijacked a CIA drone at pine gap
01:00 <stebie> lol WiLd_TuRkeY
01:00 <stebie> :/
01:00 <wolfy> brute force ?
02:00 <Pieter> Me does spin kicks
02:00 <Pieter> W
02:00 <couleurs> stop shouteing
02:00 <Pieter> Naaaaa
02:00 <Loof> Quantum computing is reak?
02:00 <Loof> Real?
03:00 <georgeandwell> hi
03:00 <wolfy> depends how you define quantum
03:00 <wolfy> but there is super computers
03:00 <stebie> quantum hard drives were real...
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nasa uses it for space exploration
03:00 <wolfy> SETI use something a little similar
04:00 <georgeandwell> anyone online
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
04:00 <ColonelTroutman> pieter pepper picked a pickled pieter
04:00 <Sevi> Nope
04:00 <georgeandwell> whats up frend
04:00 <ColonelTroutman> Pieter Pieter pumpkin eater
04:00 <wolfy> people donate their computers CPU etc..
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can read about seti here http://www.abc.net.au/science/starhunt/
04:00 <wolfy> so you basically just need lots of really fast computers
04:00 <wolfy> process the shit quicker
04:00 <couleurs> i'm a quantum computer
04:00 <stebie> isn't it just clustered computing? each taking a small piece of the pie and working it out?
04:00 <wolfy> yeah
05:00 <Pieter> oh whattt\ps54's sold out till feb 14
05:00 <Pieter> 2014
05:00 <Pieter> Nowwwwwwwwwwwwww i get it coullleurs
05:00 <Pieter> Good thing ii got tje xbox one ::P
05:00 <couleurs> yeah "sold out"
05:00 <ColonelTroutman> Pieter Pieter pumpkin eater bought a couleurs and couldnt eat it
05:00 <Sevi> *face 
05:00 <stebie> mmm pie
05:00 <wolfy> but gets a bit more technical 
05:00 <JH> it's their ability to do specific and complex computation and calculations that make it useful for specific things
05:00 <wolfy> like encryption etc...
05:00 <stebie> as long as there's pie
05:00 <JH> like breaking complex encryption
05:00 <wolfy> blowfish
05:00 <stebie> serpent
05:00 <wolfy> would have to code it all urself
06:00 <couleurs> i hate u
06:00 <Sevi> Stupid auto correct
06:00 <ColonelTroutman> you hate yourself more
06:00 <ColonelTroutman> but thats not important right now
06:00 <couleurs> thank's Sevi you're the best irc chef ever
06:00 <wolfy> then you'd just be a master hacker
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 'the system'
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the sigterm
06:00 <wolfy> with a fat connection
06:00 <stebie> lol, master hacker
06:00 <stebie> i know a master hacker
06:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
07:00 <Sevi> Aww no problem
07:00 <Bastardly_One> big red ripe balls
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd go see a dr
07:00 <Pieter> not cool
07:00 <Pieter> Bbl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's a bit warm
07:00 <wolfy> most master hackers can launch nuclear weapons by just whistling into a fone
07:00 <stebie> child's play
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id love to learn to hack atms
07:00 <wolfy> they send the 2600 tone
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> using a pda
07:00 <wolfy> u cant
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ BBT
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're playing Wii bowling
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but taking it that serious they're in bowling shits n shit
08:00 <ColonelTroutman> lol wii bowling
08:00 <ColonelTroutman> hahahaha
08:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh man
08:00 <Sevi> Bastardly_One: they're only big enough to fit in your mouth
08:00 <stebie> i hate anz atms, they take too long to read my card D: all these additional security checks
08:00 <stebie> it's like they add sleep(5); to put off people
08:00 <wolfy> i remember those old IBM national australia bank ATM's ran on like real old version of windows and were very exploitable
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
08:00 <wolfy> but NAB upgraded all their ATMs
08:00 <wolfy> years ago
09:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh man hahahaha
09:00 <ColonelTroutman> woooohooooooo
09:00 <stebie> windows ce?
09:00 <wolfy> think it was win95
09:00 <wolfy> or win 3.1
09:00 <stebie> i think that's what myki readers use, ce
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i could find out more information about what the CBA uses on there atms
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a mate has a shop with a atm
09:00 <stebie> no wonder it's shit slow
09:00 <wolfy> yer
09:00 <wolfy> but i think they use like intranet
10:00 <ColonelTroutman> bwling wit wii turds hahahahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no comeback Sevi
10:00 <Sevi> Thats a first for you
10:00 <ColonelTroutman> you dont need a com back Bastardly_One 
10:00 <ColonelTroutman> you invented bowling with wii turds hahahahaha
10:00 <milk> bit stuffy in here
10:00 <wolfy> so you have to psysically do it
10:00 <wolfy> no dialing in
10:00 <wolfy> cant hack them remotely
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i know its running windows thats all i know
10:00 <wolfy> yeah
10:00 <wolfy> they run old NT boxes still some of them
10:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
10:00 <crash> merry xmas Nikky` 
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer it looked like NT
10:00 <wolfy> but a few years back they upgraded all of them
10:00 <Nikky`> merry xmas crash :o)
11:00 <ColonelTroutman> less stuffy now?
11:00 <ColonelTroutman> fish milkshakes lol
11:00 <milk> I'll just go outside and have another cigarette
11:00 <wolfy> i dunno what most of them run now
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was doing community work and one of the guys said BOEING still uses win85
11:00 <wolfy> could be windows server
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 95
11:00 <Nikky`> How was your day crash?
11:00 <wolfy> WiLd_TuRkeY, yeah but that dont mean shit
11:00 <crash> it was good Nikky`, i got well fed :P
12:00 <ColonelTroutman> milk we are watching you big brother is always watching your smokes
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `/die
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> If you or someone you know may be at risk of suicide contact Lifeline 13 11 14, beyondblue 1300 22 46 36, or Salvo Care Line 1300 36 36 22.
12:00 <wolfy> just open up the window
12:00 <crash> how about your day, see mum ?
12:00 <wolfy> unless you smash into it cut the fone line and connect onto it but you have to have the software which actually controls it so you have to social engineer a bank very hard to do
12:00 <Nikky`> yeah I just got back from mums hr or so ago
12:00 <Nikky`> I also was well fed
12:00 <Nikky`> I still has food baby :/
12:00 <mandyjane> I'm bored. And I can't get into this drinking alone shit
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ColonelTroutman is a member of the ayrian brotherhood
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> hows that sonny we arent at bragg now ey?
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> check out his tatts
13:00 <pupkins> ;-(
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> no im not
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> dont say that man
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> im half serbian half croatian 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your problem
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> I wake up in the morning and try to kill myself
13:00 <stebie> you have us, mandyjane
13:00 <mandyjane> Who's gonna drink with me?
13:00 <stebie> Nikky` <33
13:00 <wolfy> mandyjane, catch up
13:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
13:00 <mandyjane> Trueeeee
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is lite beer ok mandyjane ?
13:00 <mandyjane> Hang on. Just get this kid a mango
13:00 <Nikky`> I have things to do tomorrow, no drinking for me
13:00 <mandyjane> I has Carlton dry! 
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if so ill drink with u.. its all i have left
13:00 <Rak> hahaha when is lite beer ever ok
13:00 <crash> Nikky`: shopping lol ?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that = fully batshit crazy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the kill yourself bit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you would hey?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <ColonelTroutman> nah nah no joking come on
14:00 <ColonelTroutman> none of that now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so, are you Tony or not?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that I knew of from another chat
14:00 <Excessive> I mite wonder across to woolies and see abt some dinnah stuff .......... bbs
14:00 <ColonelTroutman> nah im a big fat white bald guy
14:00 <Nikky`> lol nah
14:00 <pupkins> im getting sleepy
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer i switched from lite beer to the heavys and now im left with lite
14:00 <Nikky`> tho my silly nan put my brothers xmas card n money with my present.. oldies :/
14:00 <Nikky`> Now I have to post it back to mums
14:00 <crash> the card ?
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> that kind of looks like an aryan dickhead
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> but im not one
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and be truthful
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> I am being man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is your name anthony/tony
15:00 <Bastardly_One> y/n?
15:00 <druidess> who gives a shit
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> I am not racsist
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I do if you wait until I finish
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> spend it Nikky` #yolo
15:00 <Nikky`> lol no
15:00 <crash> depends which present is better
16:00 <ColonelTroutman> racsist even lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> is that your first name or not?
16:00 <ColonelTroutman> nah mang
16:00 <Pieter> wtf]
16:00 <ColonelTroutman> not me
16:00 <Pieter> A new jack ryan movie
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and does the name wishmaster mean anything to you?
16:00 <Pieter> Gotta love tom clancy
16:00 <Pieter> Even tho hes ead :L/
16:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah a movie?
16:00 <Pieter> Yeh
16:00 <Pieter> Last one was sun of all fears
16:00 <ColonelTroutman> with the ummm fire demon?
16:00 <Pieter> Sum
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, I am not gonna start shit man
16:00 <Nikky`> yeah, as we didn't get time to do presents today so I took them home with me and unwrapped before
16:00 <stompin> cunts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanna know if you're the cunt that rolled me or not
17:00 <Pieter> Anyway bbs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> from yahell chat years ago
17:00 <ColonelTroutman> nah im not b1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you call me B1 ... fuck all do that in here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, if it is I'm over it ... I'm just curious
17:00 <ColonelTroutman> its short im pissed
17:00 <mandyjane> Oooooh yeah
17:00 <Nikky`> stompin :o)
17:00 <Nikky`> haha we all get the same from nan
18:00 <ooomp> That we do
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't have to talk to you if it is you
18:00 <ColonelTroutman> I c an barely type as it is
18:00 <ooomp> B1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know a Zoey?
18:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah I did
18:00 <ColonelTroutman> but its not tony
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's you wishy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
18:00 <ColonelTroutman> nah man its not
18:00 <ColonelTroutman> its kev
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
18:00 <stompin> tits out mandyjane
18:00 <stompin> what do we all get from nan
19:00 <ColonelTroutman> no shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd remember me as B1 then
19:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
19:00 <ColonelTroutman> I didnt bash you man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wondered what happened to you
19:00 <ColonelTroutman> that was wishy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to troll you BAD!
19:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah you did
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like way bad in here
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how ya been and shit?
19:00 <ColonelTroutman> livin ya know
19:00 <ColonelTroutman> how you been
19:00 <Bastardly_One> things work out ok in the end?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
19:00 <crash> Nikky`: wheres my present ?
19:00 <crash> i was good all year
19:00 <Nikky`> chocolates n money
19:00 <Nikky`> no idea crash, where?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> plodding along
20:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah you know man same old shit
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> is it bed time?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you used to be manic in here
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I asked
20:00 <ColonelTroutman> I used to hate on you man but I never knew ya
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we used to despise each other more like
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah but I never knew ya
20:00 <crash> so unoriginal
20:00 <stompin> choc is ass
20:00 <stompin> howm uch money
20:00 <mandyjane> *raises her beer for a cheers*
20:00 <stompin> will it pay my cc off?
20:00 <Nikky`> Its ok, I don't even expect present from nan so its sweet
20:00 <mandyjane> It's cold outside !
20:00 <Nikky`> lol nope
20:00 <Nikky`> I need to pay my cc tomorrow seeing we got paid early
21:00 <ColonelTroutman> just in the troll crew
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this makes a bit more sense now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he would of been in here bragging too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well I'll be fucked
21:00 <ColonelTroutman> wishy?
21:00 <ColonelTroutman> nah he lives in a caravan lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah because I remember you as your ident nick
21:00 <Bastardly_One> trolling me hard when I returned to irc
21:00 <ColonelTroutman> I havent talked to him for years man
21:00 <milk> just a taste
21:00 <Bastardly_One> about the cunt bashing me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no-one does
21:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh yeah maybe
21:00 <Nikky`> pay that sucker off
21:00 <crash> pfft
21:00 <wolfy> PAY FUCKING DAY
21:00 <crash> that thing will be maxed out by feb '14 :P
22:00 <ColonelTroutman> fair enough
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he got done exposing himself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in front of someone's 5yr old
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
22:00 <ColonelTroutman> he lived in a caravan last time I heard
22:00 <ColonelTroutman> after jail
22:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't deserve one
22:00 <milk> http://www.justice.gov/dea/pr/multimedia-library/image-gallery/heroin/heroin_powder.jpg
22:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh yeah well
22:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't even deserve a brotherhood bin
22:00 <ColonelTroutman> but man come you fought him right?
22:00 <ColonelTroutman> and you lost?
22:00 <Digerati> i get 3 grand from centrelink from june 2014
22:00 <Nikky`> my cc will be maxed out? lol no
22:00 <Digerati> banking that, so i dont end up in credit card debt
22:00 <wolfy> 3 grand?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't call shaking hands and claiming to be over it
23:00 <milk> http://www.talktofrank.com/sites/default/files/drugs/LARGE%20PHOTOS_heroin.jpg
23:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh yeah I remember
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and running at me from behind
23:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
23:00 <ColonelTroutman> you didnt expect it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> weak coward cunt
23:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah well if I go to meet someone off the internet man
23:00 <milk> http://www.drugfree.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heroin_asian1-1024x667.jpg
23:00 <ColonelTroutman> and they try to crack me?
23:00 <ColonelTroutman> im expecting it you know?
23:00 <Digerati> yup
23:00 <Digerati> DSP
23:00 <crash> Nikky`: on shoes n stuff
23:00 <Digerati> i am disabled
23:00 <wolfy> yer but u dont get 3 grand a fortnight
23:00 <Digerati> once a year supplement wolfy
23:00 <wolfy> u get like 700 bux a fortnight on DSP
23:00 <Nikky`> I don't need shoes n stuff and I don't use my cc if I can help it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was at someone else's house
24:00 <milk> http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/21/1290368342186/Heroin-006.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> set up "mediation" kind of deal he agreed to
24:00 <ColonelTroutman> still always expect it man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and only he played along until BOOM!
24:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh yeah I know I remember
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the other guy has felt shitty since
24:00 <ColonelTroutman> it was quite weak
24:00 <milk> http://www.emcdda.europa.eu/imglib/Drugprofiles/350Heroin.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> totally weak man
24:00 <Digerati> i get 800 a fortnight
24:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/415683404462436352
24:00 <wolfy> Nikky`, go to an op shop
24:00 <mandyjane> Op shops have Eftpos now days too lol
24:00 <Nikky`> why? I can afford things
24:00 <wolfy> cash?":
24:00 <wolfy> raid the salvos bins then
25:00 <ColonelTroutman> but he still would kick ya head in man
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he did that literally
25:00 <ColonelTroutman> hes not weak as in fighting
25:00 <milk> http://www.urbansplatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/heroin-needles.jpg
25:00 <ColonelTroutman> he used to have glasses like you when he was young man lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he never did get why he was constantly hacked from that day onwards
25:00 <ColonelTroutman> no shit
25:00 <wolfy> sleep behind a bin
25:00 <crash> Nikky` you need a man, i will find you one
25:00 <wolfy> save money on rent
25:00 <wolfy> sleeping behind a bin
25:00 <stompin> wolfy3 grand a fortnight?
25:00 <wolfy> haha
25:00 <Nikky`> sure crash
25:00 <mandyjane> No privacy but the views are amazing!
25:00 <wolfy> geez that was a good flood
25:00 <wolfy> piss poor flood
25:00 <Rak> where you are now, mandyj?
25:00 <wolfy> try harder 
26:00 <Shadz_> lollololol
26:00 <milk> http://media.npr.org/news/images/2008/mar/25/heroin_200-2e190896d4669419458bfc28fb48d118b14f0090-s6-c30.jpg
26:00 <Shadz_> 4 eyes
26:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Injecting_Heroin.JPG
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I like wearing glasses actually
26:00 <Shadz_> fart
26:00 <milk> http://slowdecline.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/heroin1.jpg
26:00 <mandyjane> Rak
26:00 <crash> Nikky`: pay the card, chop it up
26:00 <wolfy> yeah pay it off then chop it up
26:00 <crash> then ask for a payrise
26:00 <wolfy> higher the limit
26:00 <Nikky`> I don't need to chop it up
27:00 <milk> http://media.nbcwashington.com/images/654*381/heroin1.jpg
27:00 <milk> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38720000/jpg/_38720219_heroin300.jpg
27:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah thats ok man
27:00 <ColonelTroutman> but just remember when wishy was a little fella
27:00 <ColonelTroutman> he wore them to
27:00 <mandyjane> At home rak wbu
27:00 <crash> well it got out of control
27:00 <Rak> yeh same.  no nice views here
27:00 <mandyjane> I was talking about sleeping behind a salvos bin lol
27:00 <Nikky`> I owe like $300, how is that out of control?
27:00 <stompin> 3 hundy is northing
28:00 <milk> http://www.lexingtonprosecutor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spoon.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... moving on
28:00 <milk> http://www.ysas.org.au/sites/default/files/styles/gallery/public/field/image/LR_Heroin_Drugs.jpg?itok=ISDOXCU4
28:00 <ColonelTroutman> yeah no worries man
28:00 <milk> http://www.getsmartaboutdrugs.com/admin/Files/heroin_0.jpg
28:00 <wolfy> hah
28:00 <Rak> oh...yeh i hadn't considered that before :P
28:00 <crash> Nikky`: you could make that in one night :P
28:00 <Nikky`> HA HA crash
28:00 <crash> :P
28:00 <crash> sorry 
28:00 <wolfy> LOL
29:00 <milk> http://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/wideangle/files/2008/09/wa_img_bitterharvest_hb_5.jpg
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i went to ysas in my teen years
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> for drug n alcohol counselling
29:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Heroin.JPG
29:00 <thestig> LOL wolfys boyfriend gave him a restraining order for christmas
29:00 <mandyjane> LOL thestigs boyfriend have him herpes for Christmas
30:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
30:00 <milk> http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/0ee6/heroin.jpg
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i learnt the wheel of addiction
30:00 <milk> http://adplegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/heroin1-e1358450366303.jpg
30:00 <wolfy> lol
30:00 <Rak> sounds like a present that needed to more wrapping
30:00 <Rak> -to
30:00 <mandyjane> Listen here mister tablecloth
30:00 <wolfy> thestig, yeah you gave me a restraining order :)
30:00 <mandyjane> Sit the fuck down 
31:00 <milk> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02248/pemberton_main_2248171b.jpg
31:00 <milk> http://mm.gmstatic.net/3/942902.jpg
31:00 <mandyjane> Lol rak
31:00 <wolfy> hello doctor
31:00 <fawks> looollol
31:00 <mandyjane> Hello doctor
32:00 <milk> http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51028000/jpg/_51028915_jex_941382_de27-1.jpg
32:00 <Shadz_> Bastardly_One: 48 gay transvestite
32:00 <mandyjane> Fawkes are u drinking with me?
32:00 <stompin> fawks cook me sum eggs
32:00 <faux> yes im drinking blackcurrant juice
32:00 <mandyjane> Fawkes... Lol fawks
32:00 <faux> no stompin
32:00 <faux> git fuct
32:00 <mandyjane> Add vodka to et
32:00 <stompin> sounds like thestig got prsent thats better to give than recieve
32:00 <doctor> hello 
33:00 <milk> http://www.benchmarkcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bigstock-Cooking-heroin-in-a-spoon-over-38898559.jpg
33:00 <Shadz_> Bastardly_One: 48 gay transvestite
33:00 <ColonelTroutman> lol
33:00 <stompin> mandyjane tits out and cook me eum eggs
33:00 <mandyjane> Fawks when is ur birthday
33:00 <Digerati> fark... twin sisters licking each other out on sex.com
33:00 <faux> why?
33:00 <mandyjane> Stompin no
33:00 <mandyjane> Curious
33:00 <Digerati> that's incest
33:00 <Digerati> ewwww
34:00 <ColonelTroutman> Shadz_ 15 gay mummys boy
34:00 <pupkins> teh
34:00 <mandyjane> I'm hoping you'll tell me it's next week so I can take you for lunch
34:00 <mandyjane> Lol
34:00 <faux> its not
34:00 <Rak> oooooh on a date
34:00 <Rak> hawt
34:00 <Digerati> lunch and sex
34:00 <mandyjane> Can I take u out for lunch anyways?
34:00 <mandyjane> No sex
34:00 <mandyjane> Just wear a revealing top and I'm content 
34:00 <faux> dont you live in like woop woop
35:00 <milk> I heard that a gram of smack can get you some pretty hot pussy
35:00 <mandyjane> Newcastle
35:00 <faux> ooft
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <mandyjane> Going to gong on Friday or Monday. I could make time for u
35:00 <mandyjane> LOL OOFT
36:00 <milk> sieg heil
36:00 <johninja> 88
36:00 <milk> 14/88
36:00 <mandyjane> I need to do washing before we go but it's raining and shit :(
37:00 <Rak> get a $20 clothes horse
37:00 <mandyjane> No I mean I wanna wash my sheets and towels etc effort we go so when we get home they're all fresh and shit
37:00 <mandyjane> And I have a clothes thing and a dryer but don't wanna use it if I don't gotta
42:00 <ColonelTroutman> when the fools are the tools, then you got to be cool
43:00 <johninja> k
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drugs 
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are not cool
43:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
43:00 <Bellatrix> its too early to go to sleep right?
43:00 <Bellatrix> :/
43:00 <Loof> i take it back, milk is not a cop. he's just an idiot
44:00 <ColonelTroutman> Loof says that about everyone ey
44:00 <ColonelTroutman> hehe
44:00 <ColonelTroutman> Loof the Malamute!
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm dinner was great roast chicken,roast turkey, n salad
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now im fat
45:00 <mandyjane> Food baby
46:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Nikky`
46:00 <Tuftoy> faux so are u going to lunch with mandyjane?
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> parents are wathcing the dvds i got dem
46:00 <Tuftoy> sharing is caring 
46:00 <Tuftoy> what kind of dvds? lol
47:00 <Bellatrix> got the long drive ahead tomorrow?
47:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bellatrix :o)
47:00 <Nikky`> I'm at mums now so nope :o)
47:00 <Bellatrix> Haha lucky :D
47:00 <Nikky`> You too ColonelTroutman :o)
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> edison, premontion, swamp devil
48:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, drove into work today..makes it easier to come xmas eve
48:00 <Bellatrix> Ah :D
48:00 <Nikky`> I sleep im, mum gets up to do salad
48:00 <Nikky`> works
48:00 <Bellatrix> you work in the city?
48:00 <Bellatrix> hahahha Nikky`
48:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I do
48:00 <Bellatrix> :)
48:00 <Bellatrix> I have to cook a turkey tomorrow
48:00 <Bellatrix> :/
48:00 <ColonelTroutman> fuck I wish I had a mum to do salads
48:00 <wolfy> premonition with sandra bullock ?
48:00 <wolfy> i didn't mind that movie was ok
49:00 <Bellatrix> however, i cheated and just bought one of those turkey roll things
49:00 <ColonelTroutman> turkey rolls are good
49:00 <ColonelTroutman> its not cheating
49:00 <ColonelTroutman> its adapting
49:00 <Bellatrix> That makes me feel a lil better
49:00 <Bellatrix> we would NEVER eat a whole turkey
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Premonition
49:00 <wolfy> ahh
50:00 <Bellatrix> since there is half a ham leg, and 2 chickens too
50:00 <ColonelTroutman> they dog would like some though lol
50:00 <Nikky`> Yeah same but mum has two chooks, ham, spuds n salad
50:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzzz
50:00 <Bellatrix> ah
50:00 <Nikky`> but mum has two friemds coming also
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol we have 4 chickens
50:00 <Bellatrix> we do a garden salad and potato salad
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> but we have 20 people here tomorrow
50:00 <Loof> i'm having 2 minute noodles
50:00 <Nikky`> haha MINE
50:00 <Bellatrix> how many people are you feeding though
50:00 <Bellatrix> ah omfgbbqhax
50:00 <wolfy> yeh with sandra ?
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> believe so
50:00 <mandyjane> I wish she would tuftoy. Been asking her for months
50:00 <wolfy> WiLd_TuRkeY, i saw that on foxtel years ago lol
50:00 <Tuftoy> mandyjane lol y do u want to take her out to lunch?
51:00 <Bellatrix> there is only 6 adults and 3 children at mine tomorrow
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> we have a massive ham 4 chickens smoked salmon, prawns roast pork etc
51:00 <Nikky`> I also need the doggy bag 
51:00 <Bellatrix> Im going to be eating ham until next christmas I think :P
51:00 <Sevi> Diced it and put it in zip lock bags in the freezer for fried rice
51:00 <Bellatrix> Sevi, not a bad idea!
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well i got dvds coz they hire dvds every weekend
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im tryin to convert them to jb hifi to build up a collection
51:00 <mandyjane> Why wouldn't i? She's a lovely girl
52:00 <Bellatrix> :D
52:00 <Sevi> Handy hints is what im good at :)
52:00 <Bellatrix> ^5
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i dit that to my ham
52:00 <Sevi> ^5
52:00 <Loof> oh god i dont watch tv to avoid the cooking shows as they're sooo boring
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> weighs the same as me
52:00 <Bellatrix> does it still taste okay once defrosted?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
52:00 <Sevi> Yeah
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> l o v e
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> she wants y butt
52:00 <faux> :o
52:00 <faux> my*
52:00 <mandyjane> Noooo
52:00 <faux> siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeent niiiiiiight
52:00 <faux> hoooooooooooly niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
52:00 <mandyjane> YAY
52:00 <faux> alllllllllllll is cum
52:00 <faux> KOK
52:00 <faux> SJFDOSO
52:00 <mandyjane> GO FOX
52:00 <faux> lallal is briiiiiiiiiiiiiight
52:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHAHA 
52:00 <faux> im listening to mariah carey
52:00 <faux> :')
52:00 <Rak> 'tis the season for giving, faux
52:00 <mandyjane> This was supposed to happen last night bish
52:00 <faux> i was boring last night
53:00 <Loof> defrost this 8===D
53:00 <Bellatrix> i know i have forgotten something but i cant put my finger on it :/
53:00 <Loof> to get the kids out of the car?
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
53:00 <Bellatrix> I dont have kids
53:00 <Loof> well you should
53:00 <Loof> :P
53:00 <Bellatrix> and the child i live with is downstairs playing with his leggo
53:00 <Sevi> Bellatrix: I forgot limes 
53:00 <mandyjane> Did u add vodka to ur juice?
53:00 <faux> i watched fireworks on my verandah like a loner
53:00 <faux> ol no
53:00 <mandyjane> Yes u were
53:00 <faux> im not drinking
53:00 <Rak> xmas eve fireworks?
53:00 <mandyjane> :(
53:00 <faux> oui
53:00 <faux> siiiiiiiiiiiiiilent ninght
53:00 <mandyjane> I FUCKING BETTER NOT BE IN HOSPITAL THIS NYE
53:00 <faux> hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly niiiiiiiight
53:00 <faux> why were you in hospial
53:00 <faux> fungus finger
53:00 <mandyjane> Needa get my drink the fuck onnnnn
53:00 <faux> .?
53:00 <Tuftoy> what are u doing in hopsital nye?
53:00 <mandyjane> My finger dipshit
53:00 <Rak> too much finger banging
54:00 <Bellatrix> why SHOULD i Loof?
54:00 <Loof> because thats what lifes about, breeding
54:00 <Bellatrix> I have lemons if you need some :P
54:00 <Bellatrix> umm sorry, Loof, i dont want children
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmm nice
54:00 <Sevi> I got lemons thank you but I need 1 lime for corn salsa
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> abit sour
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> but nice
54:00 <Bellatrix> ah... cant help you
54:00 <Bellatrix> I have to make lemon butter tomorrow
54:00 <Bellatrix> :D
54:00 <Tuftoy> too much fingering faux
54:00 <mandyjane> Wren
54:00 <faux> jooooooooooooooooy to the woooooooooooooooooorld the loooooooord something
54:00 <faux> cum
54:00 <mandyjane> Errm*
54:00 <faux> wren
54:00 <stompin> up teh butt no lube
54:00 <Tuftoy> cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
54:00 <faux> lt every something
54:00 <mandyjane> Beer empty
54:00 <faux> ok i dont like this song she stretches our words too much
54:00 <Rak> get me one while you're up
54:00 <mandyjane> U just mad coz you can't match it
54:00 <Tuftoy> faux lol is lunch happening
54:00 <faux> LOL
54:00 <faux> shut up
55:00 <Sevi> Its ok neighbors are giving me one :) thanks
55:00 <Bellatrix> THATS what I forgot!!!
55:00 <Bellatrix> Cream!!!
55:00 <Bellatrix> fuck fuck fuck
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> l o v e
55:00 <Bellatrix> do you think the servo sells cream?
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not without some love
55:00 <Sevi> Maybe I'm not sure
55:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
55:00 <Bellatrix> Coles would be closed?
55:00 <mandyjane> Kk. :) I not getting up. Esky next to me
55:00 <Rak> :o
55:00 <Rak> planning
55:00 <Tuftoy> refill
55:00 <faux> hard th herad angels sing
55:00 <faux> gory to teh new born king
55:00 <faux> piss on earth
55:00 <faux> and mercy something
55:00 <faux> god and something reconcileeeeeee
55:00 <faux> i should join a choir
55:00 <stompin> coronas
55:00 <mandyjane> RUBY IS ASLEEP
55:00 <Tuftoy> lol
55:00 <mandyjane> PRAISE THE LORD
56:00 <Sevi> Where are you?
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> places will be opend til 12am
56:00 <Sevi> I think perth is open till 6
56:00 <Bellatrix> nah they close early today
56:00 <Bellatrix> im in melbourne
56:00 <Bellatrix> im looking it up
56:00 <Sevi> Im not sure about melb
56:00 <Nikky`> 7/11 will probably have some 
56:00 <Sevi> What about 711?
56:00 <Bellatrix> oh yeah
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> you mean bindo
56:00 <faux> bindi*
56:00 <mandyjane> Fuck off ya kings
56:00 <mandyjane> Minga*
56:00 <mandyjane> She doesn't look like that half wit
56:00 <mandyjane> She looks like meeeeeee
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill praise the lord when he drops off a baggy at my joint
56:00 <Rak> oh so another half wit ;P
56:00 <Tuftoy> and what do u look like?
57:00 <Bellatrix> or coles express?
57:00 <Sevi> Maybe .. but I didn't see any at mine the other week .. but I'm in Perth
57:00 <Bellatrix> crap
57:00 <Nikky`> depends what size you go to
57:00 <Nikky`> I guess
57:00 <mandyjane> That's what I was about to say rak but was drinking beeeeer
57:00 <mandyjane> I look like ruby tuftoy
57:00 <Tuftoy> mandyjane lol where is faux's beer?
57:00 <mandyjane> She doesn't drink beer
57:00 <Tuftoy> what does she drink?
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix do u believe in fairy tales?
58:00 <milk> I would like you all to know that I am a 2nd Lieutennant in the Women's Auxiliary Ballon Corp
58:00 <Bellatrix> oh I dont care what size Nikky` :p
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck this
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> night all
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> have a good xmas
58:00 <Nikky`> I meant servo
58:00 <Rak> the souls of thee weak
58:00 <mandyjane> Faux is a lady. She drinks wiiiiiiiineeee. (Out of a bottle) *nods
58:00 <Tuftoy> the fuck
58:00 <stompin> straigh outa the goon sack
58:00 <mandyjane> Yis mayte
58:00 <mandyjane> Fuckin rain fuck off fuck
58:00 <Shadowgate> mandyjane is hilarious lol
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> goodnight omfgbbqhax merry xmas
59:00 <Bellatrix> oh
59:00 <Nikky`> silly
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> happy noob year
59:00 <Bellatrix> :
59:00 <Nikky`> Night omfgbbqhax
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> FUCK YOU ALL MERRY XMAS AND A BA HUMBUG
59:00 <milk> I have been awarded a the prestigious honour of the Purple Heart medal for my efforts in the last war
59:00 <mandyjane> FUCK U FAUX YOU WHORE
59:00 <Shadowgate> lol
59:00 <mandyjane> Now I have that song in my head
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god i feel like im prematurly ejectulating
00:00 <milk> now?
00:00 <milk> I'm basically on balloon maintenance till the next war starts
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give it another 6 years
00:00 <faux> sorry
00:00 <faux> im singing 
00:00 <faux> AND EVERY ONE IS SINGING
00:00 <mandyjane> You aren't sorry
00:00 <faux> I HEAR THEM SLEIGH ELLS RINING
00:00 <faux> SANTA WONT YOU SOEMOTEHSIGKNSOIH ALLALLALAAA
00:00 <faux> OH I WDONT WWANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS IS ALL IM ASKING FOR
00:00 <faux> I JUST WANNA SEE MY BABY STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOOR
00:00 <stompin> bend oveer
00:00 <Rak> the worst
00:00 <faux> OH I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN MORETHAN YOU COULD EVER KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
00:00 <faux> MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
00:00 <faux> BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
01:00 <milk> someone said it will be at least the 2020's till it starts
01:00 <Bellatrix> oh fuck it.. im going to go out
01:00 <Loof> spend heaps!
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont forget ur irc austnet friendship band Beautiful_Pain
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix *
01:00 <faux> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BAAAAAABY
01:00 <faux> i want to vomit at her making a remake of this song with justin bieber
01:00 <faux> why.
01:00 <faux> its so bad
02:00 <Sevi> Hb Bellatrix 
02:00 <Loof> listen to your tv
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bellatrix while ur out can u get me some burger rings or cheese/chick twisties
02:00 <Rak> most audio playing devices have a stop button as well as a go button
02:00 <Rak> i'm sure you could find it
02:00 <faux> what ar eyou even talking about
02:00 <Rak> you listening to music you complain about
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> take ur windows tablet with ya
03:00 <milk> I'm thinking I might paint something really intimidating on my balloon like a shark face or lightning bolt in a fist or something
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill pop ur balloon milk
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> TERRORIST
03:00 <faux> im not listenign to that version
03:00 <mandyjane> Lol she did this last year too :)
03:00 <faux> obviousl.y
03:00 <faux> its shit
03:00 <faux> im listening to the good version
03:00 <faux> never had i  imaaagined
03:00 <faux> living without yooooooooooour smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile
03:00 <faux> i should prob sing elsewehre <---------
03:00 <faux> before people start sooking
04:00 <milk> hmmm
04:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bh2z3bQBGQ
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obama the Clown... (Dec 23, 2013) 1:10 - Category: News and Politics - 4,812 views - 447 likes (94.3%), 27 dislikes (5.7%)
04:00 <wolfy> this guy goes psycho lol
04:00 <wolfy> look at all his videos
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i gotta start wearin condoms
04:00 <mandyjane> Lol
04:00 <mandyjane> I like your singing. It's becoming somewhat f a Christmas tradition 
04:00 <stompin> tits out for theboys
04:00 <mandyjane> Alone. Drinking alone. Reading faux song
05:00 <ColonelTroutman> varto puto
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who on earth uses condoms as balloons at a xmas party
05:00 <ColonelTroutman> WiLd_TuRkeY is a varto puto
05:00 <Tuftoy> tits out and sing lol
05:00 <stompin> no
05:00 <faux> ALTHOUUUUUUUUGH
05:00 <stompin> im here with me my self an i
05:00 <stompin> and my flat mate
05:00 <faux> the sun will never shine the same irgksdjlksdf
05:00 <faux> and looooooooooord i knooooooooooooooooooooooow
05:00 <faux> that when i lay me down to sleeeeeeep yooooooou ou ouo uo will always listen as i praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
05:00 <Tuftoy> and where is the music?
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/1stEdman.html
06:00 <mandyjane> Lmao
07:00 <Excessive> k, got mah foodskies and the booze ......... let's parteh
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mandyjane mandyjane mandyjane mandyjane mandyjane
07:00 <mandyjane> What faggot?
07:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <Tuftoy> faux loves u
07:00 <faux> bogan beehh
08:00 <Loof> i got no food and no booze
08:00 <Excessive> :(
08:00 <Loof> fml
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you wanna be a princess mandyjane harden up!
08:00 <mandyjane> I wonder if my roomies are gone it's quiet
09:00 <Sevi> I have tequila
09:00 <Sevi> I'm happy
09:00 <milk> lutz gut pussed
09:00 <Excessive> I have bourbon
09:00 <Excessive> and abt 3 bottles of cola
09:00 <Sevi> I have CC as well
09:00 <Excessive> and I got 2 big cans of red bull, can't help mahself
09:00 <milk> I have 1 cent in my bank account
09:00 <Rak> you have roomies?
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u like anal sex mandyjane ?
09:00 <Scattered> so i can come over then mandyjane?
09:00 <Scattered> LOL @ WiLd_TuRkeY
09:00 <mandyjane> They cars are still here but no noise
09:00 <mandyjane> Hmmmmm
09:00 <mandyjane> Brb 
10:00 <milk> 45c cash
10:00 <Bellatrix> Score! Got the last two!
10:00 <milk> and -$35.66 on my credit card
10:00 <Bellatrix> :d
10:00 <Pieter> Hey Zade
10:00 <Sevi> Woohoo welcome home
10:00 <Bellatrix> $6 though... suck a rip off!
10:00 <milk> however, I do have a supplies inventory
11:00 <Excessive> veal chops in the frypan and spuds boilin for mash
11:00 <Sevi> I shouks go down n get my meds I wont have enough to last me till boxing day
11:00 <Sevi> *Should
11:00 <milk> hmmm
11:00 <milk> includes alcohol
11:00 <Bellatrix> Um isnt the chemist shut?
11:00 <Sevi> Not in perth just yet
11:00 <milk> maybe I should put the Jagermeister in the freezer
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> check if ur cars there also mandyjane i used it in a hit n run on some immigrants
11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> welcome Ana_Ng
12:00 <Bellatrix> or do you mean bottl shop? :P
12:00 <Bellatrix> *bottle
12:00 <Sevi> Nope chemist
12:00 <Bellatrix> :D
12:00 <Sevi> I got my booze
12:00 <Sevi> Tequila
12:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
12:00 <Bellatrix> eeep
12:00 <Sevi> And a neighbor with lemons
12:00 <Bellatrix> haha Sevi
12:00 <Loof> ew Pieturd
12:00 <Loof> die Pietard
12:00 <Loof> junky fucktard scum
12:00 <Bellatrix> dont be a cunt Loof
12:00 <Sevi> I do have 6 lemons in the fridge tho
12:00 <Loof> are you an op?
12:00 <mandyjane> I don't have a car LOL entire austnet knows what happened to that
12:00 <mandyjane> I'm gonna cry. Seriously
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha
12:00 <Tuftoy> start crying
12:00 <mandyjane> Some the shit ruby says breaks my heart
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes a demon child
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 8?
12:00 <Tuftoy> fuck posessed by the demon
13:00 <Sevi> I still think I have some lemonade in the pantry for tequila cocktails
13:00 <Bellatrix> what difference does it make?
13:00 <Pieter> Loof is here with his family on xmas
13:00 <Loof> cause if you are i will stop
13:00 <Loof> if you  aren't, fuck u
13:00 <Bellatrix> hahah
13:00 <Bellatrix> well maybe I am
13:00 <Pieter> Cant you see his parents idling over here --->
13:00 <Bellatrix> maybe im not...
13:00 <partay> Loof you going to get laid for xmas ?
13:00 <Rak> what did she say?
13:00 <Loof> Did she like her upad?
13:00 <Loof> Ipad
14:00 <milk> well when I was last in Sydney I saw a $5 hooker
14:00 <mandyjane> She fell asleep on the couch sobi just moved her into my bed and she says "mummy, why do I have to be the only child?"
14:00 <mandyjane> :\
15:00 <milk> so I can imagine a 45c hooker is even less attractive
15:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm
15:00 <Excessive> fie dollah giggy giggy
15:00 <mandyjane> Yeah loof. But she can't use it yet lol
15:00 <stompin> because u were a mistake?
15:00 <Rak> aaaawkward
15:00 <Tuftoy> she wants another sibling
15:00 <Loof> Awww why?
15:00 <stompin> bcause ima raging lesbo now
15:00 <stompin> ?
15:00 <Tuftoy> but only for faux
15:00 <Loof> Not charged?
16:00 <Bellatrix> That's hot Excessive :P
16:00 <Grinch> someone being racist? wow that's clever
16:00 <Grinch> bet it was pieturd
16:00 <Grinch> the junky
16:00 <Rak> everyone's a raging lesbo for faux
16:00 <mandyjane> I asked her if she likes being the only child.. And she didn't answer. I told her she doesn't wanna brother or sister coz then she would have to share mummy all the time
16:00 <mandyjane> Then she squeezed my hand and went to sleep 
16:00 <mandyjane> NOFUCKING WIFI LOOF
16:00 <mandyjane> Spewing 
16:00 <Loof> Fuck :(
17:00 <Grinch> ever heard the one that goes those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones Pietosser? Thought not
17:00 <Pieter> I think loof wants tosuck on my dick
17:00 <Pieter> Every 2nd word he mentions is Pieter
17:00 <mandyjane> I forgot to get a wireless dongle 
17:00 <Loof> That makes me really sad :(
17:00 <Tuftoy> fuck
17:00 <mandyjane> Phone won't let me hot spot
17:00 <Rak> can you connect it by usb and tether it?
17:00 <Tuftoy> fucking phone, wifi
17:00 <mandyjane> I'll get one tomorrow. 
18:00 <Bellatrix> He loves you Piety :P
18:00 <Pieter> Every other female who said my name so many times ended up on the endof mah dick
18:00 <Bellatrix> Or is infatuated
18:00 <Pieter> Why should he be any different
18:00 <Grinch> i'm gonna cave his head in soon
18:00 <Pieter> He sounds like a bitch
18:00 <Pieter> Acts like a bitch
18:00 <Grinch> i have his address
18:00 <Bellatrix> thats because he is
18:00 <Grinch> and he's about 60kg
18:00 <Pieter> And every bitch wants a bone :)
18:00 <Bellatrix> im sure he is more than 60kgs
18:00 <Loof> Sweet :)
18:00 <mandyjane> Nah
19:00 <Grinch> have you seen him?
19:00 <Grinch> heroin chique
19:00 <Bellatrix> not for a good 10 years
19:00 <Grinch> time hasn't been kind to him
19:00 <Pieter> Im 92kg
19:00 <Pieter> But  let him think he knows what hes talking about
19:00 <Grinch> i might kill him
19:00 <Grinch> i'm still deciding
19:00 <Grinch> if it's worth the three months in psych ward
19:00 <Bellatrix> fuck piet, i didnt think you weighed that much :P
19:00 <Grinch> anyone could kick his ass
19:00 <Pieter> \his jealousy towards being ugly whilst i get all the girlies makes him angry that his parents didnt have decent genes
19:00 <Bellatrix> psych ward? do you mean prison?
19:00 <Loof> My little man wont stop hugging and kissing my leg hehe
20:00 <Grinch> sghetti arms
20:00 <Grinch> nah i have schizophrenia, i get away with murder
20:00 <Pieter> ANGER WILL GET YOU NOWHERE 
20:00 <Grinch> brb
20:00 <Zade> only schizophrenia?
20:00 <Bellatrix> Umm... we have proof right here you have thought about it - and by default it is premeditated = murder
20:00 <Pieter> schizophrenia but tells us weed fixes everything
20:00 <mandyjane> AWWW
20:00 <Loof> I gave him a haircut the other day, everyone says it looks good
21:00 <Grinch> like i care
21:00 <Pieter> Too bad it doesnt fix stupidity
21:00 <Grinch> i don't even want to live
21:00 <Bellatrix> so dont? :P
21:00 <Pieter> Depression 
21:00 <Bellatrix> sorry, that was horrible
21:00 <Grinch> first i gotta kill him
21:00 <milk> the thing about closed wards is it negates the need for a show trial
21:00 <Pieter> All the classic signs
21:00 <Bellatrix> perhaps you should call life line Grinch
21:00 <Pieter> Hahahaha
21:00 <Grinch> i'm fine
21:00 <Pieter> They cant help him
21:00 <Pieter> No one can
21:00 <Bellatrix> not the point Pieter
21:00 <doctor> just because he doesn't want to live doesn't mean he will kill himself
22:00 <Bellatrix> im a social worker - its morally wrong for me to not provide him with who to contacgt
22:00 <Bellatrix> *contact
22:00 <Bellatrix> or you could contact the CAT Team Grinch
22:00 <Grinch> lol
22:00 <doctor> yeah but you're not a social worker here
22:00 <milk> last time I was in court the police prosecutor kept changing
22:00 <Bellatrix> no, but professionally i am
22:00 <Grinch> all you fucks in the health industry are fucking full of it
22:00 <mandyjane> U wanna see Ruby's reaction to iPad
22:00 <mandyjane> How old is ur spawn
22:00 <Loof> 2
23:00 <Bellatrix> im not in the health industry
23:00 <Grinch> doctors, nurses, cat team, case worker can all get fucked
23:00 <Grinch> all evil
23:00 <doctor> best to keep work at work
23:00 <Bellatrix> i work in community services idiot
23:00 <milk> eventually they settled on a man wearing a police uniform with no identifaction or badges on it
23:00 <Bellatrix> easier said than done sometimes doctor
23:00 <Grinch> i'm not an idiot slag
23:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
23:00 <milk> yeah
23:00 <milk> I got six months reporting
23:00 <milk> I plead insanity
24:00 <milk> so no conviction recorded
24:00 <Bellatrix> urgh
24:00 <Grinch> feel good to have ppl on your side pieter, it's rare, it wont happen often so enjoy it
24:00 <Grinch> i'm just having a bad day, pieter is fucked every day
24:00 <Pieter> Hrm 
24:00 <doctor> It'll all be over after tomorrow
24:00 <Loof> Better put him to bed hes had a big day
24:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1526464_10151885676022672_302773535_n.jpg?dl=1
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i read that as how old is your sperm
24:00 <Christmas^Meat> how yas all goin
25:00 <milk> the charges were: reckless driving, assaulting a public officer and escaping legal custody 
25:00 <Pieter> Its irc fool , i dont require people 'on my side'
25:00 <Grinch> for pieter
25:00 <Grinch> i agree
25:00 <Grinch> every night when i go to sleep i dream of torturing him
25:00 <Pieter> Any place other this here you'd be cat food and ill be steppin on ya , now shh
25:00 <Bellatrix> and who is on his side exactly?
25:00 <Grinch> blowtorching his eyeballs
25:00 <Bellatrix> Grinch, you must lead a very boring life if thats what you dream of.
25:00 <mandyjane> Of course you did u dirty barstard
25:00 <Christmas^Meat> See PandasDontDrive was gettin owned again today
25:00 <Christmas^Meat> Lovely xmas all round
25:00 <mandyjane> Grow up
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mandyjane do u spit or swallow
25:00 <newbite33> Christmas meat....whats a matter McFly,  your not chicken are you?
25:00 <Christmas^Meat> hi newbite33
26:00 <Pieter> He dreams about someone hes never met
26:00 <Pieter> Funny shit
26:00 <Grinch> squashing his liittle nuts with pliars
26:00 <Bellatrix> this is sick and needs to be banned
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.aao.gov.au/images/captions/aat006.html
26:00 <Grinch> ask an op
26:00 <Grinch> and good luck
26:00 <mandyjane> I bite. :)
26:00 <Christmas^Meat> r u going to ask questions all night?
26:00 <Christmas^Meat> u do that a lot ive noticed
26:00 <newbite33> over here mcFly
26:00 <Christmas^Meat> ask questions, and tell stories
26:00 <Christmas^Meat> u kinda suck
26:00 <Christmas^Meat> so watch now as i just ignore u
26:00 <newbite33> theyre not storiea
26:00 <newbite33> theyre fact
26:00 <newbite33> go ahead,  make my day
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Thats why the bible is in the fiction section
27:00 <Bellatrix> Or I could just leave....
27:00 <partay> any of you spastics still play mine craft ?
27:00 <Grinch> plz
27:00 <Bellatrix> why would i give you the satisfaction?
27:00 <Grinch> i couldn't care less
27:00 <Grinch> llol
27:00 <newbite33> and u better not have eaten meat for xmas lunch today?
27:00 <newbite33> leave those poor animals alone, eat a human instead
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting ready for a new years eve spit roast
27:00 <newbite33> i hope its contaminated and kills you and all those who eat from it
28:00 <Pieter> ignore the lil bitch
28:00 <Bellatrix> oh... im not bothered by it Piet
28:00 <Grinch> "Piet"
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hmm i have to get some fireworks from melb cbd
28:00 <newbite33> u cant, there illegal
28:00 <mandyjane> Justin
28:00 <mandyjane> U see pic
28:00 <wolfy> they're
28:00 <newbite33> shut up
28:00 <mandyjane> Oooh burn
29:00 <Grinch> u gonna sleep with him next?
29:00 <Grinch> hope u like AIDS
29:00 <Grinch> maybe he can lure u into his bed with drugs
29:00 <newbite33> im celebrating new years eve with outlaw bikers
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is that ruby mandyjane ?
29:00 <newbite33> and guess what, all those bikers are vegans
29:00 <Loof> My fav song mj
29:00 <newbite33> they eat human meat, no animals 
29:00 <spence> Hi 
29:00 <Christmas^Meat> Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs
30:00 <Bellatrix> is that all you have?
30:00 <Grinch> that's his thing
30:00 <Grinch> oh i have a lot more
30:00 <Bellatrix> Surely you can come up with better insults than that
30:00 <Grinch> i could go all night bitch
30:00 <Grinch> my insults are fine
30:00 <Bellatrix> mmmhmmm
30:00 <Zade> actually Grinch they are pretty poor 
30:00 <newbite33> well?  u smell
30:00 <newbite33> im going to tassie in 2 weels
31:00 <Zade> you should hush now
31:00 <Bellatrix> and repetitive
31:00 <Grinch> you should die now
31:00 <Grinch> ur all boring sluts
31:00 <Bellatrix> why so agressive Grinch?
31:00 <Grinch> cause i hate xmas
31:00 <newbite33> im gonna do a rainforest tour
31:00 <Christmas^Meat> or ruby murray
31:00 <Christmas^Meat> = curry
31:00 <Loof> Shutup newbite ur a fucking lying tosser
31:00 <mandyjane> Yes that's ruby loof
31:00 <newbite33> and trek all day alone hills and trails
31:00 <mandyjane> And ruby loves that song too
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rubyyyyyyy
32:00 <Bellatrix> so go be a grinch somewhere else
32:00 <Grinch> but i'm enjoying this
32:00 <Bellatrix> Why do you hate christmas?
32:00 <Loof> I didnt see ruby
32:00 <newbite33> and guess what, ill be using tax payers money for the trip
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> take the ?dl=1 off u can
32:00 <newbite33> time to unban from adelaide brittney
32:00 <Christmas^Meat> youre not banned
32:00 <newbite33> why did u not show up at nurioopta foodland?
32:00 <Christmas^Meat> sorry
33:00 <Grinch> too commercial
33:00 <Bellatrix> that may be true but its also about spending time with loved ones
33:00 <Grinch> i have none
33:00 <Bellatrix> and more importantly its a religious holiday
33:00 <Grinch> fuck religion
33:00 <Zade> it is santas birthday, we should have fun 
33:00 <newbite33> did u chicken out Mcfly?
33:00 <Christmas^Meat> forgot i was ignoring u :P
33:00 <Christmas^Meat> carry on
33:00 <newbite33> i was waiting alone in the dark for 2 hours
33:00 <newbite33> in a country fucking town
33:00 <newbite33> and u dont show up?
33:00 <newbite33> it took me 1 hour to get there prick
33:00 <mandyjane> Did U seeee
34:00 <Grinch> yeah obey your tv!
34:00 <Grinch> fucking sheep
34:00 <Bellatrix> Grinch, im not saying I agree with religion but that is the point of christmas!
34:00 <Bellatrix> its just changed over the years
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Try suicide Grinch , god loves you
34:00 <Transmatron> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1084002/thumbs/r-BALLOON-HEAD-large570.jpg?6
34:00 <Transmatron> whoa
34:00 <mandyjane> Loof
34:00 <newbite33> now u own me for my fuel on top
34:00 <Loof> No
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ruby looks good mandyjane .. she looks happy at her present .. a ipad or something
34:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1526464_10151885676022672_302773535_n.jpg
35:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, that was uncalled for!
35:00 <Transmatron> i wonder if that girl is like, super smart
35:00 <Grinch> see
35:00 <Transmatron> and has like telekenetic powers
35:00 <PietSAbabe> I know but i feel sory for him
35:00 <Transmatron> and psychic
35:00 <Bellatrix> I think we all do but its no reason for suicide
35:00 <Grinch> this guy your defending bellatrix is a drug dealer
35:00 <Grinch> he deals meth
35:00 <Grinch> he will deny it
35:00 <Bellatrix> He isnt defending me
35:00 <Transmatron> fuck christmas
35:00 <Grinch> but everyone here knows it
35:00 <Loof> Awww!
35:00 <Loof> Too adorable
35:00 <mandyjane> :D
35:00 <Tuftoy> how old is she mandyjane?
35:00 <mandyjane> 6
36:00 <Transmatron> its happy holidays
36:00 <Grinch> i said you're defending
36:00 <Transmatron> im not christan nor catholic
36:00 <Bellatrix> ooops my bad
36:00 <Transmatron> the term christmas, celebrating the birth if jesus
36:00 <Grinch> tard
36:00 <Transmatron> is offensive to me
36:00 <Transmatron> as an athiest
36:00 <Bellatrix> irrespective of what he does it doesnt completly define who he is
36:00 <Bellatrix> so dont celebrate christmas then Transmatron
36:00 <Grinch> and he is a compulsive liar, ask anyone on austnet
36:00 <couleurs> 2 young 2 own an ipad 
36:00 <couleurs> Lol xD
36:00 <mandyjane> Obviously not..
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she looks a bit like bindy irwin
36:00 <mandyjane> FCK off
36:00 <mandyjane> No she doesn't. 
37:00 <Bellatrix> I dont need to
37:00 <Grinch> ur about the only one on austnet that likes pieter
37:00 <Bellatrix> I can just ask him!
37:00 <Grinch> and get a lie
37:00 <Bellatrix> Thats because I actually know him.
37:00 <Grinch> good one fuckwit
37:00 <Grinch> lol
37:00 <Zade> jesus is an E dealer at club amnesia in ibiza 
37:00 <Grinch> u know him
37:00 <milk> well I dont own a car anymore so if I'm ever in court again I'll be on the Legal Aid
37:00 <Bellatrix> unlike the rest of you who pretend to know him
37:00 <Nikky`> Zade knows all the good dealers ;o)
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY ABOUT JESUS 
37:00 <Grinch> he lies constantly
37:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
37:00 <Loof> Wish I had thought to photo zac opening his presents
37:00 <newbite33> hahqhqhqhhhahahaha  its bindy irwin
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go one step better FILM IT
37:00 <Skrotus> :/
37:00 <Loof> Its his first xmas really
37:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
37:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
37:00 <newbite33> lets get her a baby corcodile for a present
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
38:00 <Bellatrix> and how does that harm you Grinch?
38:00 <Bellatrix> or have any effect on your life?
38:00 <milk> and if that fails I'll be ticking "yes" to are you an aboriginal
38:00 <Zade> i said WiLd_TuRkeY, jesus is a E dealer at club amnesia in Ibiza 
38:00 <Grinch> lies harm everyone
38:00 <mandyjane> She's so happy her eyes have gone Chinese lol
38:00 <Loof> Lol
38:00 <mandyjane> She has big baby blues and longgggg lashes. She no Irwin 
38:00 <Loof> Bet this chatroom gets busy tonight
38:00 <newbite33> she looks like a good root, id do her if there were no adults around
38:00 <Tuftoy> the fuck
39:00 <Bellatrix> milk, you will need to prove it
39:00 <Grinch> nothing is worse than lying
39:00 <Bellatrix> Grinch, im sorry - no they dont. They only harm those involved
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BURN IN HELL Zade
39:00 <newbite33> fuck u, im free to do what i want
39:00 <Tuftoy> fucking pedo cunt
39:00 <mandyjane> Lol troll fail. Just reinforces the fact that you're a loser
39:00 <Loof> She looks intelligent mj, nice big brain on that one
40:00 <Grinch> everyone who has to listen to his BS is "involved" you stupid little girl
40:00 <Zade> whatever WiLd_TuRkeY
40:00 <Grinch> yeah fuck off slut
40:00 <Grinch> i win
40:00 <Bella`gone> hahahaahha Grinch, well im glad im sleeping when apparently that is happening
40:00 <Bella`gone> you win?
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Yes
40:00 <Bella`gone> I just have better things to do than continue to read this bulshit that you have no idea what you are even talking about
40:00 <PietSAbabe> You win Grinch
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Zade is a homosexual who frequents IRC chatrooms lookin for prey
40:00 <Christmas^Meat> yer, so desperate for a chat :) so sad, nothing new
40:00 <Loof> My son has a big brain too
40:00 <newbite33> theres no rules in my head, id fuck her if i knew i could get away with it
40:00 <newbite33> i dont care about age
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Youre a winner\
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
41:00 <Zade> WiLd_TuRkeY you mother is calling, its time to cut her toe-nails 
41:00 <Grinch> Zade u swant a go now slut?
41:00 <newbite33> or the fact that im a lot bigger 
41:00 <newbite33> at 138 kilos, its hard to get women so i have to resort to easy targets
41:00 <mandyjane> She is very clever loof. People at school tried to tell me she was autistic. So I got her tested and it came back as a higher than average IQ and not autistic
42:00 <Zade> a go at what Grinch?
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> irc ping pong
42:00 <Loof> Awesomeness!
42:00 <xm> what IQ
42:00 <newbite33> great  so she knows how to please an older man
42:00 <mandyjane> Clearly that's genetic ^_^
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u have any plans for her future mandyjane ?
42:00 <Loof> Hehe
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> like acting or anything
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sport?
42:00 <spence> My daughter is 3 and my ex got her an iPad the fool 
42:00 <xm> mandyjane: so what is her IQ then?
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theres all kinds of apps for little ones
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 8)
43:00 <Grinch> zade are you a female or just a bitch?
43:00 <Zade> yawn
43:00 <Grinch> oh ur above me cunt?
43:00 <Grinch> am i boring u
43:00 <Zade> actually yes
43:00 <Grinch> poor little princess
43:00 <spence> The iggle puggle game was cool tho she loved it 
43:00 <newbite33> spence, got a pic?
43:00 <Loof> My 2 year old can use an ipad
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ruby is 6 im guessing she';d be in prep now
43:00 <Loof> Its a trip
43:00 <Loof> Kids man
43:00 <spence> I do but I'm on my phone atm...
43:00 <newbite33> that bindy irwin girl wont be a supermodel when she gets older, u can tell.
44:00 <Grinch> fucking predictable little sheep
44:00 <Grinch> die
44:00 <Grinch> sticking up for pieter
44:00 <Grinch> pffft
44:00 <Zade> Pieter is a good chatter
44:00 <newbite33> whoever it was
44:00 <mandyjane> Yeh I've had her in gymnastics but she's too unco and stuff and heavy footed for that. Had her in drama class but didn't like the teacher. She doesn't like nippers. 
44:00 <newbite33> so she better get a good education
44:00 <Irwin> Shut the fuck up
44:00 <newbite33> wats a nipper
45:00 <Grinch> lol
45:00 <Transmatron> jesus's birthday xmas
45:00 <Transmatron> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MeouvhplCxU/UIVkKMtQGeI/AAAAAAAAD9Q/zPj_UYAfbvI/s400/Jesus+Fucking+Christ.jpg
45:00 <Grinch> you realise you and that other slut are like the only two who think that
45:00 <Grinch> that makes you weird and strange
45:00 <Grinch> and stupid if you believe anything he says
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> surf live saving
45:00 <spence> Gooks
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> life*
45:00 <mandyjane> She likes to dance and sing.. So I'm gonna wait til she's in yr3 and try her out for school choir and she has a gutair I want her to learn
45:00 <newbite33> yes yes  blah blah,  who gives a shit about your girl mandyjane
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Grinch: you dont wanna live , you rather be in the psych ward and you're giving shit to other people? How does that make sense?
46:00 <Grinch> anyway he's dead soon
46:00 <Grinch> i have his address
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Snap out of your delusional world
46:00 <Grinch> idiot gave it out
46:00 <Grinch> lol
46:00 <PietSAbabe> EVERY ONE HAS MY ADDRESS
46:00 <Grinch> so smart eh ?
46:00 <PietSAbabe> No one cares !
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Theres a white pages full of names and addresses
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh guess what
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Phone numbers too
46:00 <mandyjane> They have a special performing arts high school down here. I want her to go to that high school
46:00 <mandyjane> Clearly I'm responding to a question asked. So read and keep up or fuck off
46:00 <newbite33> shes gonna fail with a reject face like bindy irwin
46:00 <newbite33> lol
46:00 <mandyjane> Talking from experience?
46:00 <newbite33> no one will invest in a fact like that
47:00 <Grinch> should i use an axe or a machetti
47:00 <Grinch> choices choices
47:00 <Transmatron> PietSAbabe dw bro i have your back
47:00 <Transmatron> im mates with the comancheros
47:00 <PietSAbabe> You'll have your neck snapped at your first attempt Grinch
47:00 <PietSAbabe> But you can continue dreaming
47:00 <Transmatron> Grinch fuck up cunt and back off from pieter
47:00 <newbite33> face
47:00 <mandyjane> Look at you failing. Resorting to corroding a 6yr old on the internet. You're so tough. 
47:00 <mandyjane> Critizising*
47:00 <newbite33> sorry to disappoint mh, she just doesnt cut it
47:00 <spence> I miss my daughter so much I was with her yesterday but what a shit day I've had today all alone fkn bullshit 
48:00 <Transmatron> if u dont want my comanchero mates payin u a lil visit
48:00 <Transmatron> .
48:00 <Transmatron> first final and only warning Grinch.
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Ooooo its raining
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Joy
48:00 <newbite33> shes not the only reject kid in this world, join the queue
48:00 <mandyjane> Aww spence. :(
48:00 <newbite33> and stop having high hopes for her
48:00 <mandyjane> I'm sure she misses you too. I'm sorry you feel that way
48:00 <newbite33> im gla i never had kids
48:00 <spence> Cheers 
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> owning a pushbike doesnt make u a bikie
49:00 <SassyMeMow> O____________O
49:00 <Transmatron> never said i was a bikie.
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i love kids
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
49:00 <spence> I never wanted kids but it happened 
49:00 <mandyjane> I'm glad I had ruby. But I'll never has anymore
49:00 <mandyjane> Same
49:00 <newbite33> kids are nothing but pollution to this earth, id rather have a dog
49:00 <spence> I hate kids lol I love my baby girl though 
50:00 <Transmatron> said i was mates with them.
50:00 <Grinch> i though maybe if i inject him with a leathal overdose of heroin it will look like an accidental death, only problem is the obvious signs of torture will give it away, hmmm
50:00 <mandyjane> SAME!!
50:00 <newbite33> your the only one who does
50:00 <mandyjane> But my nephews and nieces have a special place in my guts too (I say guts coz I have no heart)
50:00 <newbite33> kids who are loved only by there mothers!
50:00 <newbite33> lol
50:00 <spence> Newbite33 u funny lol pollution 
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the kingdom of heaven belongs to the kids
51:00 <Transmatron> read before u slam your fat semen soaked fingers on yah keyboard WiLd_TuRkeY you fucken ugly neckbeard cunt.
51:00 <Grinch> i'm doing this for humanity
51:00 <Zade> haha
51:00 <PietSAbabe> youre a boring fruitcake Grinch and now youre set on ignore
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Fixed
51:00 <mandyjane> HAVENT HEARD THIS SONG IN AGES
51:00 <spence> What 1
51:00 <mandyjane> Wbu loof
51:00 <mandyjane> Wb*
51:00 <mandyjane> Usher confessions lol
51:00 <spence> Lol gay 
52:00 <Grinch> pieter has a psycho who wants to kill him, poor guy lol
52:00 <Grinch> that would suck
52:00 <mandyjane> Yep!
52:00 <spence> Nah jk not my cup of tea 
52:00 <Loof> ty :)
52:00 <mandyjane> But I have an urge to crank it
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wouldnt mind some dj gear
52:00 <spence> True that 
53:00 <Grinch> for him lol
53:00 <Grinch> for me it will be awesome
53:00 <milk> you're all talk
53:00 <PietSAbabe>  hahahaha @ the santa in home alone
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Bunny hops his car
54:00 <Grinch> i'm going to kill you and expose you pieter
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Here hold out your lil paw there
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> owning a pushbike doesnt make u a bikie
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Hands him 3 tic tacs
54:00 <Grinch> your mountain of lies will crumble
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont spoil ya dinner kid
54:00 <Grinch> you will pay for what you have done to society
54:00 <mandyjane> U just missed Santa WT
54:00 <mandyjane> Maybe next year
55:00 <milk> grow up and move out of your parents basement Grinch
55:00 <Serenity> loof mate have you been drinking
55:00 <Grinch> i always get like this around xmas, i'll stop
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hup hangs up the phone on the typewriter which uses it
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> always my birthday in feb mandyjane
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ethier a new phone 
56:00 <milk> Christmas spirit?
56:00 <PietSAbabe> <^>{o,O}<^>
56:00 <Serenity> i understand christmas upsets some people its not an excuse to be abusive
56:00 <milk> ||
56:00 <milk> OO
56:00 <Loof> you're right
56:00 <SassyMeMow> its ok
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or sumthin else
57:00 <SassyMeMow> i give Loof permission to abuse me 
57:00 <Loof> aww :)
57:00 <SassyMeMow> come at me brah
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <SassyMeMow> ill fuk yo shizzle roit up
57:00 <milk> might go clubbing
57:00 <SassyMeMow> im gangstah as fuck
57:00 <Loof> i can tell!
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive got a baseball bat if ur interested milk
57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i turn 31 ... another 9 years ill be 40
58:00 <milk> wut?
58:00 <Loof> alright i'll put my anger toward pieter aside for xmas
58:00 <milk> no I mean night clubbing
58:00 <Loof> he'll keep
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u said ur going clubbing
58:00 <SassyMeMow> is it the one thats been in belladonnas butt?
58:00 <SassyMeMow> that one is probabl worth quite a bit
58:00 <SassyMeMow> y
58:00 <LwaXmas> is this melly?
58:00 <Loof> hey Ana_Ng :)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp
59:00 <Zade> WiLd_TuRkeY would not know what night-clubbing is... him mother wont let him out after dark 
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <SassyMeMow> Belladonna's Baseball Butt
59:00 <SassyMeMow> hit that
59:00 <Loof> who the fuck is Belladonna?
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yes i do Zade its where u had ur first homosexual experience
59:00 <Loof> take it to private
59:00 <Loof> or confuse everyone
59:00 <doctor> can you imagine living past 60?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> of course doctor .. maybe 300 years or 1000
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> thing is will we
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's far too long
59:00 <doctor> seems like a long stretch
00:00 <LwaXmas1> ban fireworks this new years eve! the blasts disturb and traumatise birds sending them flying every which way and crashing into houses, cars, trees, you name it.  Necropsy report shows trauma primarily to the chest
00:00 <SassyMeMow> how can you not know who bella is
00:00 <Loof> i dont watch tv
00:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/WhackingDay.jpg
00:00 <Loof> it's for idiots
00:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Lets get rid of CHRISTMAS
00:00 <SassyMeMow> DO YEW WATCH PRON?
00:00 <Loof> not on tv
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> die u christians and jews
00:00 <milk> Christmas Day can't wait
00:00 <wolfy> new years will go off
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u n ur pagan activities corruptin the word of god
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> depends on my livin standard and the amount of stress ur put under
00:00 <Loof> my walter white ghoatee is coming along nicely :)
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
01:00 <LwaXmas1> wait for what? to suk the milk outta your mummas titties?
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cant wait for NYE
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY>  :)
01:00 <LwaXmas1> why?
01:00 <PietSAbabe> this is my house
01:00 <SassyMeMow> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FPBZ09F4YC4/T8Ug96sVfrI/AAAAAAAAChc/ashX3RktREI/s1600/richardson-belladonna-a6-cover.jpg
01:00 <PietSAbabe> I have to defend it
01:00 <Loof> wonder how long i should grow it
01:00 <stompin> cuntsssssssssss
01:00 <Loof> merry xmas stompin fgt
01:00 <Scattered> hey cunt
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> actually cant wait til thrusday im going to st kilda
02:00 <LwaXmas1> to get analysed by a poof?
02:00 <Loof> so sassy, what drugs did pieter lure you into his bed with slut?
02:00 <SassyMeMow> i was the drug
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theres a night market on thrusday in st kilda
02:00 <SassyMeMow> now go poo in a pie
02:00 <stompin> fuck off Loof
02:00 <stompin> u find ur own fags
02:00 <Scattered> LOL
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb mandyjane
02:00 <mandyjane> Ta :)
03:00 <Loof> yeah you were the drug
03:00 <LwaXmas1> night market?  lol
03:00 <Loof> that makes sense
03:00 <Loof> fucktard slag
03:00 <LwaXmas1> wat r u gonna do,  buy some carrots n tomatoes
03:00 <Zade> your mother has a stall at this market WiLd_TuRkeY?
03:00 <PietSAbabe> You have no friends Loof
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Leav
03:00 <PietSAbabe> E
03:00 <SassyMeMow> fucktard yes 
03:00 <SassyMeMow> slag no
03:00 <PietSAbabe> And how did ya get around mah ingore
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sodmise someone else Zade
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Stupid androirc
03:00 <Loof> if you fucked pieter, you'll fuck anyone, so slag yes
03:00 <SassyMeMow> not you baby
03:00 <wolfy> my dog likes turkey
04:00 <Loof> by my choice
04:00 <Loof> slag
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Must be fun being angry
04:00 <Loof> like i'd want ANYONE who's been with pieturd lol
04:00 <SassyMeMow> hahaha
04:00 <Loof> who would want AIDS
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://linuxcommand.org/lc3_writing_shell_scripts.php
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Zade has aids
05:00 <Loof> who knows what junky diseases that cunt has
05:00 <Loof> and i bet you didn't use a condom
05:00 <Loof> filth
05:00 <SassyMeMow> i dont got aids
05:00 <SassyMeMow> only rabies
05:00 <Serenity> loof
05:00 <Serenity> if you keep it up im gonna abuse it
05:00 <Serenity> its christmas dude
05:00 <Serenity> relax
05:00 <LwaXmas1> hey kids, go play on the main road
05:00 <Serenity> im gonna ban you i meant
05:00 <Serenity> wtf
05:00 <Maurice> Lol
05:00 <Maurice> Abuse!
05:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn slooww
05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u like duck wolfy ?
06:00 <SassyMeMow> ABUSE IT 
06:00 <Serenity> wow
06:00 <SassyMeMow> ABUSE IT NOW 
06:00 <PietSAbabe> LwaXmas1: i tried , i played frogger on hoddle st
06:00 <Maurice> Abuse me ;)
06:00 <Loof> she gave me permission to abuse her serenity
06:00 <PietSAbabe> I got eaten by the crocodile :(
06:00 <Loof> so i did
06:00 <Maurice> Speaking of sexually abusing people, wheres Doodle
06:00 <SassyMeMow> im untouchable
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch Loof he knows how to code a fb login in PHP
06:00 <Skrotus> my friend had turducken for christmas
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> was it kurdlicous?
07:00 <SassyMeMow> wiggedy wiggedy whack
07:00 <SassyMeMow> the lot of you are on crack
07:00 <Zade> WiLd_TuRkeY is it only xmas eve that your mother lets you stay up so late?
07:00 <LwaXmas1> stay up late to lick her ut
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !ignore Zade level 6
07:00 <SassyMeMow> and everyone can lick santas sweaty sack
07:00 <Skrotus> a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey
07:00 <spence> Awesome
08:00 <Loof> wow
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Zade i understand ur a good fiend but keep it to yourself
08:00 <Loof> so hard to resist abusing
08:00 <Loof> must fight the urge
08:00 <mandyjane> I hate turkey
08:00 <Loof> ducks are my favorite animal, i don't eat them
08:00 <Loof> no doubt they taste awesome though
09:00 <LwaXmas1> abuse is fun
09:00 <Loof> agreed
09:00 <LwaXmas1> not so for the victim tho
09:00 <SassyMeMow> victims ask for it 
09:00 <SassyMeMow> im sure they do
09:00 <Skrotus> I don't really like it
09:00 <Digerati> wabbit season
09:00 <Skrotus> very greasy
09:00 <Digerati> boiled wabbit
09:00 <Digerati> in gwavy
09:00 <mandyjane> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151886139707672
09:00 <mandyjane> We had chook
09:00 <Digerati> and onions
10:00 <SassyMeMow> ew
10:00 <SassyMeMow> Maurice
10:00 <SassyMeMow> control that shit 
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i might be going to live in a a small community in 2013 a fully self sufficent commune
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> *2014
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they grow there own food and animals
10:00 <Doodle> is it called canberra
10:00 <SassyMeMow> wipe your butt with leaves
10:00 <SassyMeMow> that sounds hot 
10:00 <mandyjane> And ham
10:00 <spence> Quale stuffed in pigeon stuffed in Chopin stuffed in duck stuffed in turkey Mmmmmmm munchies 
10:00 <spence> Chook not Chopin 
11:00 <Doodle> sounds crunchy in summer
11:00 <SassyMeMow> teehee
11:00 <SassyMeMow> stingy rings all round
11:00 <SassyMeMow> JIMMY
11:00 <SassyMeMow> IM NOT A SLAG
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <Digerati> i dont eat small birds, chicken is fine
11:00 <georgeandwell> Hi n e grls wana celebrate with me
12:00 <Doodle> oh that worked
12:00 <SassyMeMow> HAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <couleurs> hi every body i'm back.....
12:00 <SassyMeMow> why couleurs
12:00 <SassyMeMow> you look so normal today
12:00 <SassyMeMow> can i tutts you?
12:00 <Doodle> hai couleurs mary xmers
12:00 <couleurs> idk
12:00 <mandyjane> Who fucks pat geo?
13:00 <couleurs> mazza xmisu Doodle 
13:00 <SassyMeMow> too crazy?
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <SassyMeMow> :[
13:00 <SassyMeMow> i might give you rabies
13:00 <couleurs> Ew
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Twisted Sister - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.mp3 (6.24MB 128kbps Stereo 6:49)
13:00 <Loof> me
13:00 <georgeandwell> What is pat geo
13:00 <mandyjane> Oh ok 
14:00 <SassyMeMow> ok Loof cant abuse me any more 
14:00 <SassyMeMow> cos the slag comments result in pms
14:00 <SassyMeMow> -.-
14:00 <couleurs> Loof sucks balls
14:00 <JingleBalls> i have pms
14:00 <SassyMeMow> i did have pms
14:00 <SassyMeMow> now ive just got IT
14:00 <JingleBalls> lol
14:00 <JingleBalls> i mean
14:00 <georgeandwell> Hi mandy
14:00 <Loof> in the afterlife, you could be headed for some serious strife! got to make a scene all day, but tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
14:00 <Loof> in the afterlifeeeeeeeeeee
14:00 <Loof> cant get that song out of my head
15:00 <JingleBalls> aw
15:00 <JingleBalls> ..
15:00 <SassyMeMow> THANK YOU SANTA
15:00 <SassyMeMow> YOU STUPID SHIT HEAD
15:00 <JingleBalls> sheeeiiittt
15:00 <SassyMeMow> THATS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR
15:00 <milk> hope I get one of these Christmas morning: http://www.mrcricket.net/images/Nike%20Drive%20Bat.jpg
15:00 <JingleBalls> lol
15:00 <couleurs> is that a spoon........
15:00 <JingleBalls> the only thing i'm getting on xmas morning is in my car to go to work
15:00 <SassyMeMow> xmas can suck my cock
15:00 <JingleBalls> amen
15:00 <mandyjane> Hi George. Only being nice to you because it's Christmas okay. Tomorrow I will hate u again ok
15:00 <spence> Lol
15:00 <Loof> autistic george
15:00 <Loof> so much autism on austnet
15:00 <faux> Serenity
15:00 <spence> portal hatred here :l 
16:00 <JingleBalls> double time and a half come at me
16:00 <PietSAbabe> *burp*
16:00 <SassyMeMow> share?
16:00 <JingleBalls> hells no, i'm selfish
16:00 <SassyMeMow> doh
16:00 <JingleBalls> in the true spirit of xmas, get fucked
16:00 <JingleBalls> ^_^
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> You all better go to bed or santa wont come
16:00 <SassyMeMow> ill take rooster off your hands
16:00 <JingleBalls> TAKE HIM
16:00 <PietSAbabe> I want a spaceship
16:00 <SassyMeMow> PAY ME
16:00 <JingleBalls> lol
16:00 <PietSAbabe> The spinning kind
16:00 <spence> Lotta hatred Damn autocorrect 
16:00 <mandyjane> Lol spence 
17:00 <JingleBalls> i want a pipe
17:00 <JingleBalls> the spinning kind
17:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
17:00 <SassyMeMow> i want i want i want
17:00 <JingleBalls> i want a gold plated toilet seat
17:00 <SassyMeMow> gold is ugly
17:00 <JingleBalls> well
17:00 <JingleBalls> rose gold then
17:00 <JingleBalls> white gold?
17:00 <JingleBalls> not gold gold
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Will a bank replace a $50 note thats torn in half but cant find the other half >
17:00 <SassyMeMow> white pls
17:00 <Bella`gone> oh so materialistic
17:00 <JingleBalls> no
17:00 <PietSAbabe> Will they atlest gimme $25 ?
17:00 <spence> Meh
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mandyjane if u become a signed member of imdb u can find movies/tv shows interested
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> producers , 
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> extra's
17:00 <Serenity> you can find that anyway
17:00 <mandyjane> Huh
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> agents
18:00 <Bella`gone> PietSAbabe, i think you need 80%
18:00 <milk> nah I just want a cricket bat so I can play indoor cricket with the psych nurses on friday
18:00 <JingleBalls> its an offence to vandalise currency so you'll get arrested
18:00 <SassyMeMow> hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
18:00 <PietSAbabe> 80% of it is gone 
18:00 <Bella`gone> JingleBalls, thats totally not true
18:00 <JingleBalls> also thats a lie
18:00 <PietSAbabe> I found it on the street
18:00 <JingleBalls> ^^
18:00 <SassyMeMow> DONT HURT THA MUNNY HUNNY
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Not fair
18:00 <JingleBalls> damn Bella`gone, you got me
18:00 <JingleBalls> on that one
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PietSAbabe http://www.galaxyzoo.org/
18:00 <mandyjane> Oh ok?
18:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
18:00 <mandyjane> Oh u mean for ruby
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
19:00 <druidess> dont eat the dinosaur daddy
19:00 <SassyMeMow> ok this is boring now 
19:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Boney M - Mary's Boy Child.mp3 (7.01MB 128kbps Stereo 7:39)
19:00 <SassyMeMow> everyone kiss mah butt
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Intergalactic zoo animals 
19:00 <JingleBalls> hai druidess
19:00 <druidess> cuddles jb
19:00 <JingleBalls> ^_^
19:00 <mandyjane> Merry Christmas serenity 
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats if u go that way
19:00 <georgeandwell> Is ruby ur daughter?
19:00 <Loof> yes merry xmas serenity, drinking?
19:00 <Loof> i'm not :(
19:00 <Serenity> merry christmas guys
19:00 <Serenity> no loof i dont allow drinking christmas day here while the kids are awake
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> merry christmas Serenity i hope santa was nice to u
19:00 <Loof> that's so good
19:00 <Loof> commendable
20:00 <JingleBalls> i'm leaving scotch out for santa
20:00 <JingleBalls> but it may be gone
20:00 <JingleBalls> by the time he gets here
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Always wanted to see a donkey on an asteroid
20:00 <georgeandwell> Did ur santa do a strip tease
20:00 <faux> Serenity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Serenity> fauxxxxx
20:00 <faux> merry christmas firstly
20:00 <faux> and secondly
20:00 <faux> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/simon-gittanys-first-christmas-in-prison-will-be-bleak-and-lonely/story-fnet09p2-1226789756928
20:00 <faux> :D
21:00 <milk> Heil SATAN
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who ever says the most stupid thing wins
21:00 <georgeandwell> N e grls wana
21:00 <Serenity> merry christmas!
21:00 <Serenity> and HA good he doesnt deserve any better
21:00 <Loof> that broccoli is making my mouth water
22:00 <Bella`gone> its milk and cookies in my house JingleBalls
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> may the trolling begin
22:00 <JingleBalls> you cant get shitfaced on milk and cookies
22:00 <Bella`gone> JingleBalls, I live with a four year old.. santa gets milk and cookies
22:00 <Loof> bet nikky talks about work or food or sleep :P
23:00 <JingleBalls> i live with a 4yo too
23:00 <JingleBalls> but he is a cat so si spose its not the same
23:00 <JingleBalls> -s
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u have a family Bella`gone ?
23:00 <Bella`gone> no, no its not
23:00 <JingleBalls> he loves his scotch
23:00 <Bella`gone> the four year old isnt mine though
23:00 <JingleBalls> did you steal it
23:00 <Bellatrix> and yes I do WiLd_TuRkeY, i have a dad and siblings :D
23:00 <Loof> she's lovely though
23:00 <Nikky`> lol Loof.. I've discussed this earlier, its ok :P
23:00 <Loof> k hehe
24:00 <Bellatrix> JingleBalls, he is my nephew :D
24:00 <JingleBalls> oh right
24:00 <Bellatrix> oh yeah, and I have a mum haha
24:00 <Bellatrix> or is that had?
24:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm I dunno
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are u spending tomorrow with them?
24:00 <Bellatrix> whatevs
24:00 <Loof> .
24:00 <Bellatrix> yes WiLd_TuRkeY
24:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Andy Williams - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.mp3 (3.54MB 128kbps Stereo 3:52)
24:00 <JingleBalls> 4 Loof
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cool im spendin it with my parents
24:00 <georgeandwell> Nikky webster
24:00 <Loof> only joking hun, you talk about heaps of interesting things
24:00 <Loof> i find you quite witty
24:00 <Loof> anyway
24:00 <Nikky`> No, I don't really.. I do nothing interesting :P
24:00 <Loof> awww :(
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <JingleBalls> dingggg donggg dingggg dongggg
25:00 <Bellatrix> WiLd_TuRkeY :D
25:00 <Nikky`> tad warm still
25:00 <Loof> isnt it
26:00 <Transmatron> do u have sexual thoughs about ur parents?
26:00 <Transmatron> thoughts*
27:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Mel & Kim - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.mp3 (5.04MB 128kbps Stereo 5:30)
27:00 <stompin> who is simon gittany?
27:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm still 25 degrees
27:00 <stompin> 25 is niceeeee
27:00 <mandyjane> Beers empty
27:00 <stompin> so is mine mre in the fridge
27:00 <Loof> i like a gal who drinks beer
27:00 <mandyjane> Is anyone still drinking with me?
27:00 <Scattered> that sux mandyjane
27:00 <Scattered> yeah i am
28:00 <Excessive> I'll drink wif yew Mandah :)
28:00 <Loof> i have coffee! does that count?
28:00 <Excessive> wat u drinkin
28:00 <Excessive> ?
28:00 <Loof> merry xmas excessive :)
28:00 <Nikky`> 25 is nice, during the day
28:00 <Excessive> ditto Loof
28:00 <Nikky`> I just had some water
29:00 <PietSAbabe> I am a champion
29:00 <PietSAbabe> And youre gonna hear me taaaalkk
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Roaring is what lil lion kings do
29:00 <stompin> i got coronaaaaa
29:00 <stompin> my corona
30:00 <PietSAbabe> No
30:00 <PietSAbabe> They roww
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Weird how this galaxy note tells me what the temperature is
31:00 <georgeandwell> hi
31:00 <Loof> why doesn't somebody start talking about what food is in their fridge for xmas again
31:00 <Loof> that'll be fun
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Now its tellign me i have bad breath
31:00 <Excessive> lawl
31:00 <mandyjane> Carlton dry!!!
31:00 <Loof> sure you got her enough presents mj lol i can still see a bit of the room
32:00 <milk> l8r
32:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Perry Como - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas.mp3 (2.44MB 128kbps Stereo 2:40)
32:00 <Loof> presents EVERYWHERE
32:00 <Loof> sorry i'm just stalking your fb
32:00 <mandyjane> Yep I thought you would be lol
32:00 <Loof> had to see more pics of the little angel
32:00 <mandyjane> Lmao I only got her about 10. Santa got her the rest
33:00 <mandyjane> Don't be a pedo mmk
33:00 <Loof> :(
33:00 <Loof> wtf
34:00 <mandyjane> Lol
34:00 <Excessive> I have bourbon n coke Mandah :)
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Nikky` i more month to go
34:00 <mandyjane> Nice. Merry Christmas. :) how was ur day
34:00 <Nikky`> Yes, well smidge more than a month
36:00 <georgeandwell> hi
36:00 <georgeandwell> merry xmas 2013
36:00 <georgeandwell> love
36:00 <couleurs> has it told u u have aides 2
36:00 <mandyjane> Cheers spence! 
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cheers
36:00 <Excessive> ye u 2 ........ lmfao ......... went ovah to mah oldies and they organised for mah lil sis n bro to bring their bf and flatmates ovah ......... the bf a qld meathead that wanted us to listen to talkin Heads etc .......... fckn sad
36:00 <mandyjane> Lollll
37:00 <PietSAbabe> I88888888888888888ru
37:00 <PietSAbabe> Said my cat
37:00 <mandyjane> Glad u had a good day :)
37:00 <wolfy> lol
37:00 <Excessive> somewat of a gd day
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kim-Jong-Un/197999793546225
38:00 <mandyjane> Shit it's cold out
39:00 <spence> Cheers mj
40:00 <georgeandwell> hi
40:00 <spence> Love this fucken movie Nat lampoons European vacation nice :)
40:00 <mandyjane> Santa bought me bad Santa DVD
40:00 <mandyjane> Should watch it
40:00 <mandyjane> FAUX
41:00 <beehhh> If you wanta looose weight go to bangladesh and work there
41:00 <Bastardly_One> SUCKS!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
41:00 <Bastardly_One> was just finishing your sentence
41:00 <mandyjane> BEFORE WHEN YOU WERE LIKE MARIAH AREY BEIBER SHIT ETC I WAS LIKE HUH AND I JUST SEEN FILM CLIP AND NOW IM LIKE SHDJDLSSNSJDJDBDBSHS
41:00 <mandyjane> lol bastard
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Oooooo 7two
42:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Don't Cry (Oct 8, 2009) 5:15 - Category: Music - 103,969,139 views - 318,895 likes (98.5%), 4,737 dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <PietSAbabe> If the earth stopped spinning
42:00 <mandyjane> Feels like a pissed myself but actually I didn't it's just coz my beer was between my legs LOL
42:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <mandyjane> What a stupid whore
44:00 <beehhh> i'm empty today
46:00 <stompin> i want a pizza
47:00 <pupkins> :s
47:00 <beehhh> pumkins?
47:00 <stompin> why cant a piza joint be open
47:00 <wolfy> what sort?
47:00 <wolfy> Sir, We are open 24 hours a day
47:00 <wolfy> please state your order
47:00 <couleurs> i'm a pizza
47:00 <wolfy> What does Sir desire ?
48:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))))))))
48:00 <wolfy> Munch your way to bliss sir
51:00 <beehhh> mandyjane how was you shopping so far?
51:00 <beehhh> Ur
51:00 <mandyjane> ??????
51:00 <mandyjane> Shopping is all done. Food prep is all done. I must just play Santa have a shower and go the fuck to bed
51:00 <couleurs> piza
51:00 <wolfy> 2 large pizzas ?
52:00 <mandyjane> It's been a little over a year since I graced austnet with my presence....... 
52:00 <beehhh> can i come for a supper
52:00 <couleurs> thank u
52:00 <couleurs> i'm not allergic to any a thing
52:00 <Sevi> excellent :D
52:00 <Sevi> any foods you don't like?
53:00 <mandyjane> No
53:00 <couleurs> some
53:00 <couleurs> n u
53:00 <Sevi> well spill
53:00 <Sevi> no known food allergies
53:00 <wolfy> mmm'kay
54:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xmas pupkins 
54:00 <mandyjane> I got a mad lounge thing for the pool. Some bathrooms shit and some coat hangers lol
54:00 <mandyjane> Oh and a box of beer
54:00 <beehhh> beer sounds tempting
54:00 <mandyjane> Ruby got iPad mini toys clothes and a heap of other shit she don't need
54:00 <couleurs> i don't like fuit
54:00 <Sevi> you don't like fruit
54:00 <couleurs> i don't eat fruit
54:00 <Sevi> I like fruit
55:00 <beehhh> what lebel are they?
55:00 <mandyjane> She got pool toys too
55:00 <beehhh> dont talk about her on the main
55:00 <mandyjane> Why? You're the only creep in here...
55:00 <couleurs> what are we gonna do now...
55:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iPnBrwOUgY
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electronic Harassment: Disorientation / Interrogation Script 'Bots (Sep 16, 2013) 14:57 - Category: News and Politics - 448 views - 6 likes (75%), 2 dislikes (25%)
55:00 <Sevi> couleurs, nothing, I'm not going to force you to eat fruit :D
55:00 <Doodle> xmas day is no time to be eating fruit
55:00 <couleurs> :(
56:00 <beehhh> raining outside want to go for a ride
56:00 <beehhh> i want to buy her some pressie
56:00 <Christmas^Meat> fruit > sea food
56:00 <Doodle> unless its on a pav
56:00 <Sevi> couleurs, you can have cake?
56:00 <couleurs> CAKEEEEEEEE
56:00 <mandyjane> I need Bruno Mars in my bed
56:00 <georgeandwell> Hi
56:00 <Doodle> you'd have to find him mandyjane
56:00 <Doodle> he's tiny
57:00 <stompin> YO LO
57:00 <mandyjane> Fuck off stompin
57:00 <pupkins> well i kissed her first and u kissed her worst
57:00 <beehhh> *maandydhydndash
57:00 <Doodle> maybe a cot for him
57:00 <couleurs> what kinda cake...
57:00 <mandyjane> U callin me fat?
57:00 <Sevi> chocolate cake :)
57:00 <Doodle> ..
57:00 <couleurs> CAAAAAKKKKEEEEE
57:00 <georgeandwell> I have a chocolate starfish in my bed
57:00 <Sevi> though any kind of cake you'd like, except fruit cake ... I don't like fruit cake
57:00 <mandyjane> Tiramisu is good
57:00 <Sevi> MANGO-misu is AWESOME :)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's snowing!
58:00 <couleurs> huh
58:00 <beehhh> what did you cook mandyjane?
58:00 <stompin> mandyjane tits out bitch.
58:00 <Sevi> but yes Tiramisu is good :)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in los santos
58:00 <couleurs> thank u
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for Christmas
58:00 <mandyjane> NEVER HAD IT BUT I NEED TO HAVE IT
58:00 <mandyjane> awwwwwwwww
58:00 <georgeandwell> Have what
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Los Santos is a winter wonderland
58:00 <mandyjane> Mango midi
58:00 <Sevi> mango-misu?
58:00 <mandyjane> Misu*
58:00 <Sevi> mandyjane, its delicious :)
58:00 <mandyjane> Wb spence. :)
58:00 <georgeandwell> Females prefer sweets
58:00 <mandyjane> I don't prefer sweets
58:00 <georgeandwell> Males prefer savorys
59:00 <beehhh> i have my tits out already
59:00 <stompin> ur moobs
59:00 <Sevi> not always georgeandwell
59:00 <Sevi> I LOVE making sweets, though I don't eat a lot of it myself
59:00 <Christmas^Meat> cake fart :P
59:00 <Sevi> I do eat more fruit
59:00 <georgeandwell> I know i prefer snacks
59:00 <mandyjane> I'm savoury. I can't eat lollies and chocolates coz it hurts my teef. But I'd prefer a box of cheese and bacon shapes over cake anyway
59:00 <Excessive> fetta mandyjane?
59:00 <Sevi> mandyjane, unless I can make cheese and bacon flavoured snacks for you :D
00:00 <mandyjane> Lol I made potato salad, a garden salad and a trifle. I have ham. And I have to roast a chook tomorrow. And I have cheese kabana bickies and dip pickles and gherkins as chips and lollies etc
00:00 <beehhh> do you have yoghurt mandyjane
00:00 <mandyjane> No? :(
00:00 <beehhh> :(
00:00 <mandyjane> I have beer?
00:00 <beehhh> beers no good for tummy
00:00 <mandyjane> Give me a min and I'll show u pic of trifle
00:00 <georgeandwell> Thise little pies at the pub finger food
00:00 <Sevi> Excessive, Danish Fetta :)
00:00 <mandyjane> U CAN DO THAT SEVI. I WILL NOT OBJECT OK
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bacon n eggs for brekie
00:00 <mandyjane> feta is good. :)
00:00 <Excessive> I like the Bulgarian fetta
00:00 <Sevi> ewww
00:00 <Excessive> sheep's milk fetta*
00:00 <mandyjane> Greek for me
00:00 <georgeandwell> U prefer greek or spanish
00:00 <mandyjane> My bandaid has a beer
00:00 <mandyjane> MERRY CHRISTMAS PANDAS
00:00 <mandyjane> My bandaid has a beard*
01:00 <beehhh> yoghurt and cucumber is good for you
01:00 <beehhh> post all of food photo
01:00 <beehhh> i wanna see
01:00 <beehhh> bring me a sliece of ham while you can
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry xmas mj :P
01:00 <mandyjane> Was Santa good to u? :)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol sure
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mrs claws showed me 
02:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1511308_10151884699282672_171821374_n.jpg?dl=1
02:00 <mandyjane> Trifle
02:00 <beehhh> oh delicious
02:00 <beehhh> you could use yoghurt instead of custard
02:00 <beehhh> always a next time
02:00 <mandyjane> No
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> RoAr
02:00 <mandyjane> Lawl
02:00 <mandyjane> Someone pls pee for me. :(
02:00 <georgeandwell> Did u get mauled by santa claws
03:00 <mandyjane> We are Australian. We will use custard ok
03:00 <beehhh> show me the roast ham im bloody starvin here
03:00 <fawks> nmm
03:00 <fawks> Danish feta
03:00 <fawks> and Danish salami
03:00 <fawks> win
03:00 <mandyjane> FAWKS
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fark 1 lite beer lefttttttttttt
03:00 <fawks> hi
03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> arghhhhhhhh
03:00 <mandyjane> At the cafe I was working at. They had this chilli salami 
03:00 <fawks> ew
03:00 <mandyjane> ER. MI. GERD. 
03:00 <fawks> I don't do salami 
03:00 <fawks> I mean
03:00 <mandyjane> Creamed
03:00 <fawks> I do do chilli
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <beehhh> i cant eat custard no longer due do T2D n T1D
04:00 <fawks> sont
04:00 <fawks> fuck
04:00 <fawks> lnao
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i love salami and smoked meat
04:00 <mandyjane> Go to bed ok
04:00 <mandyjane> You've had enough
04:00 <johninja> WiLd_TuRkeY loves the salami
04:00 <fawks> I don't do chilli *
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we smoked a leg of lamb the other day
04:00 <fawks> lmao
04:00 <mandyjane> Enough BEIBER for you
04:00 <Doodle> [22:03] <fawks> I don't do salami 
04:00 <Doodle> snot what i heard
04:00 <mandyjane> LOL
04:00 <fawks> hehehe snot
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> smoked fish is nice
04:00 <Nikky`> I don't do chilli either
04:00 <Doodle> smoked weed is nice too
04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> TONIGHTS A PREFECT NIGHT TO GO FISHIN
04:00 <johninja> agreed~
04:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
05:00 <mandyjane> Sucker
05:00 <beehhh> you could have steam those fruits
05:00 <mandyjane> Ham is just store bough whad
05:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodle <3
05:00 <fawks> my friend just rang me to tell me she has an itchy babina
05:00 <fawks> vagina* 
05:00 <fawks> fuck
05:00 <Doodle> mary xmers <3
05:00 <Doodle> BABINA
05:00 <Doodle> BEEP BEEP BABINA
05:00 <Nikky`> babina. haha 
05:00 <mandyjane> Lol
05:00 <mandyjane> Faux go home you're drunk
05:00 <johninja> "hi" "hi" "what you up to?" "not much, scratchin me vadge"
06:00 <beehhh> tasmania got better foods right?
06:00 <Doodle> *babge
06:00 <mandyjane> I wish you'd let me take u to lunch. :( or coffee or summon 
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> let me scratch ur vadge ;)
06:00 <Scattered> lol
06:00 <Scattered> classy WiLd_TuRkeY
06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this is why im single Scattered
07:00 <mandyjane> No you're single for many other reasons Hun :)
07:00 <georgeandwell> Any girls here smoke weed often
07:00 <johninja> drugs are bad
07:00 <Nikky`> I do..I hate the ones with the prickles tho
07:00 <Calin> georgeandwell - in my experience girls who smoke weed often can be .. dissapointing
07:00 <georgeandwell> Mandy do u wana touch
08:00 <couleurs> i hat u guys
08:00 <beehhh> banana and strawberry goes well together
08:00 <beehhh> makes me afrodisiac
08:00 <georgeandwell> Ipod touch
08:00 <fawks> no it was more like
08:00 <fawks> "STINAAAAA MY VAGINAS ITCHYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE YOu"
08:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <stompin> mandyjane gwt ya tits out
09:00 <Nikky`> stop being a rude jerk stompin
09:00 <mandyjane> .. Somebody added vodka to their juice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdo
09:00 <fawks> and hung up
09:00 <fawks> she's drunk obv
09:00 <mandyjane> Hi calin xD
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the heat's gone to your head
09:00 <Calin> mandyjane *tips hat*
09:00 <fawks> I can't believe how dramatically the weather changes 
09:00 <fawks> im freezing rn and it's awesome 
09:00 <johninja> the weather is a flamboyant gay man
10:00 <stompin> no
10:00 <mandyjane> I'm in trackies and a hoodie... It's supposed to be summer
10:00 <georgeandwell> Gays are basically just women trapped in a man body
10:00 <mandyjane> Basically
10:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing a singlet and shorts
10:00 <Doodle> and the hous eis open
10:00 <mandyjane> Lol
10:00 <Doodle> house
10:00 <fawks> what heat
11:00 <Nikky`> Yes
11:00 <mandyjane> Averaging one pee per beer.. Not bad I must say
11:00 <Nikky`> I have summer pjs on and fan on
12:00 <mandyjane> Yes
12:00 <druidess> stompin flop yer dick out
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im wearing black adidas trackies with a navy teeshirt
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i might join the navy 
12:00 <Calin> oh no.. mandyjane has started a "let's all say what we are wearing" game
13:00 <Nikky`> sif we would see it if he did
13:00 <Nikky`> have to look up real close
13:00 <mandyjane> Lol too small
13:00 <mandyjane> Hi Druid
13:00 <mandyjane> GIRRRLLLSSS LOOK AT MY GOODNESS
13:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1511308_10151884699282672_171821374_n.jpg?dl=1
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sezz ya fatty! <3
13:00 <Serenity> oh dude
13:00 <Serenity> youve got no idea
13:00 <Serenity> im like a fucking christmas ham right now
13:00 <Rak> glazed?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> reow!
13:00 <spence> I'm lying here in the roar 
13:00 <Serenity> cover me in glaze and cloves and throw me in the oven
13:00 <Excessive> merry x-mas Bastardly_One :)
13:00 <georgeandwell> Im wearing just my trunks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> merry Chistmas Excessive
13:00 <spence> Raw 
13:00 <georgeandwell> Just undies shirtless and in bed with blanket
14:00 <JingleBalls> harsh
14:00 <JingleBalls> poor stompin
14:00 <Serenity> just ate trifle so its an alcoholic ham
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im wearin bonds underwear
14:00 <spence> On half a bar too 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm wearing ... crusty white yfronts and a wife beater to match
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im wearin a male g-string
14:00 <mandyjane> Lol calin
15:00 <Nikky`> haha
15:00 <beehhh> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Obstjoghurt01.jpg
15:00 <Nikky`> I have much love for stompin
15:00 <georgeandwell> Im wearing a nipple stud
15:00 <mandyjane> Look what u did 
15:00 <mandyjane> U made her leave
15:00 <georgeandwell> With tatts too
16:00 <spence> I'm wearing a tingler ring :l 
16:00 <stompin> i got some crazy chick messaging me from tinder :D
16:00 <georgeandwell> Im gonna go for a slash then to bed
16:00 <johninja>                bb
16:00 <georgeandwell> Merry 2013 xmas hope u all enjoyed
17:00 <beehhh> mandyjane how did you prepare your ham?
17:00 <mandyjane> Payed $20 from the shop?
18:00 <beehhh> bilo or coles
18:00 <mandyjane> Woolies
18:00 <beehhh> and then
18:00 <mandyjane> And then I make lots more foods and it's all good
18:00 <mandyjane> I can't get drunk :(
19:00 <beehhh> are you going to eat them alone?
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `kick Zade constant trolling my mum
19:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy stompin haha
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
20:00 <mandyjane> With ruby, yes :( :)
20:00 <spence> What's trolling ?
20:00 <Calin> haha spence - that's meta
20:00 <stompin> ijust farted and it smells
20:00 <Nikky`> charmin
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *gives stompin a gold star*
20:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm out of elephant stamps
21:00 <mandyjane> Ok I must piss and shower etc
21:00 <druidess> trifle looks delish
21:00 <Calin> mandyjane keep us posted on that situation :)
21:00 <mandyjane> So merry christmAs
21:00 <beehhh> http://www.grovejuice.com.au/juice/detail/category/juice-of-range
21:00 <mandyjane> Lol ok calin
21:00 <spence> Huh ??
21:00 <Bastardly_One> QUE?
21:00 <spence> Chevy Chase the man 
22:00 <beehhh> buy them for her mandyjane i like the mandarine
22:00 <beehhh> comes from lismore
22:00 <beehhh> Squeezed from Queensland grown mandarins
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I just lost about 2 grand on a car sale because I couldn't see the road properly in the snow
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gay!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I smashed
23:00 <mandyjane> Be ehhhh you are a fuckhead, you're aware of this, yeah
23:00 <mandyjane> ?
23:00 <mandyjane> Lol 
23:00 <mandyjane> Hate that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they've made it snow all over this game for Christmas
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's actually not pretty
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well it is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty distracting
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck of a thing
24:00 <beehhh> is that your xmas dinner for me?
24:00 <mandyjane> Love to spend a Christmas in the states. It's a whole different culture :)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't get snow though where I was
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah totally different
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and they full on get into it in a huge way
24:00 <simba> "culture" ie stuff your face until you cant move and kill a relative
24:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty big deal for most of them
24:00 <simba> The American Way
25:00 <mandyjane> Ok
25:00 <beehhh> what beers you ended up buying?
25:00 <mandyjane> Carlton dry. Night
25:00 <beehhh> enjoy
25:00 <mandyjane> That's it simba
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the second winter was still warmish
26:00 <beehhh> i might go for a quick stroll on my bicycle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so we did an aussie christmas outdoors ... full on bbq
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno ... you don't get such a lead up here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> most people kind of dread it after a certain age I think
27:00 <mandyjane> I bye
27:00 <Pieter> Mmmmm juice
27:00 <mandyjane> Merry Christmas Piet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I found the americans get into it a lot more than we do
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh simba
27:00 <Bastardly_One> chris put a vid up this morning
28:00 <Pieter> Ghb for all
28:00 <Pieter> Is it mandyjane?
28:00 <Pieter> Is it really ?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> double bong mate
28:00 <Excessive> lawl
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 bongs in one breath
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the Chris Xmas special
28:00 <Excessive> that dude jus cries for attention
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTK9APQym4&feature=youtu.be
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: double bong (Dec 24, 2013) 2:18 - Category: Entertainment - 15 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <simba> Excessive is jealous
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't mind talking to me
28:00 <simba> im capped for another 3 hours :(
29:00 <randomf> lol
29:00 <Calin> oh god, it's a "sing song" only episode on family guy
29:00 <Bellatrix> im totes confused
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so I asked him to upload one
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <simba> ttwo hours
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and then you're not?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good
29:00 <couleurs> u rok chris
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive called the CAT team on CHris
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive is the dude I was talking about who called the hospital on him
30:00 <Calin> these things should be illegal
30:00 <randomf> agreed calin
30:00 <randomf> soon enough you'll be typing in sing song
30:00 <randomf> :P
30:00 <mandyjane> I gotta see that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so Excessive is a champ
30:00 <Bastardly_One> eX, Merry Christmas old man
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what a rude cunt
30:00 <eX> Merry Xmas B1
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess at eX's age
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there he his
31:00 <Bastardly_One> should of given the elderly time to type
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have X songs in my head
31:00 <simba> i thought Excessive was some new guy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he is kind of
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just from another channel
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's new here though
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but Chris put his address up in #sex apparently
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so Excessive called the CAT team on him
32:00 <Excessive> lol @ the vid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what does he say at the end?
32:00 <eX> can anyone guess this city??   https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1524595_10203151724021745_505646047_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> eX, Melbourne
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Lt Bourke St
33:00 <eX> Swanston street
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
33:00 <Bastardly_One> My home has changed it seems
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
34:00 <Calin> thank god it's over
34:00 <Calin> :D
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss Elsternwick though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> still
34:00 <eX> Swanston street was like that today from one end to the other
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I loved that area ... and wow
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a festival or something?
35:00 <randomf> fair enough
35:00 <randomf> im watching princess diaries because a certain someone wont go to bed
35:00 <British^Meat> me?
35:00 <stiffy> Hi every1
35:00 <randomf> -_________________-
35:00 <eX> nah just another day
35:00 <eX> it's christmas
35:00 <eX> just another day for them
35:00 <mandyjane> LOL
35:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, shit ... it's changed on me fo' sho
35:00 <mandyjane> WHAT A FUCKING MORON
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude
35:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHA 
35:00 <mandyjane> Sorry not u
35:00 <Nikky`> on your asian hate rant again eX
36:00 <Calin> i remember going to see that film at the movies with an ex just because mandy moore was in it
36:00 <randomf> lol
36:00 <randomf> she is?
36:00 <randomf> ugh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's not
36:00 <eX> nah just showing what has become of melbourne
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or is this a part of him I don't know about?
36:00 <mandyjane> Yes he is
36:00 <Nikky`> Its become nothing but Melb
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never got racism off you in the past old man
37:00 <Calin> sad i know, but i still haven't put that obession to bed
37:00 <randomf> lol
37:00 <randomf> i never drag my bf to chick flicks
37:00 <randomf> chances are ill hate it more than him
37:00 <Calin> haha :) 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I've not been there a decade and we're "underground"
37:00 <Bastardly_One> inner city elite
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he still thinks he is :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ve never seen him do that but fair enough
38:00 <Calin> i can handle one every millennium
38:00 <randomf> id probably eyeroll my way through
38:00 <eX> I don't spend much time in the city anymore ... much prefer stkilda elwood
38:00 <Bastardly_One> wanker
38:00 <Bastardly_One> still
39:00 <Calin> i saw anchorman 2 a few days ago, not the kind of film i normally watch at the cinemas but it was actually .. ok 
39:00 <Calin> some cringe worthy moments
39:00 <Calin> but on a whole, pretty decent
39:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you still got the same old pad?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and business?
39:00 <eX> yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
40:00 <eX> no rent is good ;)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky bastard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous too because I do miss the area
40:00 <Scramble> council rates, rent, what's the difference
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I really liked being just on the other side of the hwy
40:00 <eX> I bought this apartment for 80,000 when I was earning 40,000 a year
41:00 <couleurs> good review
41:00 <eX> no way i can afford it now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be worth at least 500,000
41:00 <Bastardly_One> now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> at least
41:00 <eX> closer to 700,000 these days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I did say at least
41:00 <eX> it's friggin insane
42:00 <randomf> yeah it wasnt as great
42:00 <randomf> as most said it was
42:00 <randomf> think its for a certain type of humour
42:00 <Calin> yeah thats right, but i am on a week long holiday with extended family members and i needed some time away from screaming kids
42:00 <randomf> also discovered vmax is nothing to compare to hoyts xtremescreen
42:00 <Bellatrix> is the humour similar to the first one?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> my old place would be over a mil easy
42:00 <Calin> its totally retarded is what it is
42:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that at all?
42:00 <Calin> property prices are fucking spastixc
42:00 <eX> yeah
42:00 <Calin> totally unsustainable
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well I lived in an old two story mansion in a prime location Calin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> for so cheap it was great
42:00 <Bastardly_One> these days the same thing could fetch a grand a week easy
43:00 <Bellatrix> glad its you and not me Calin
43:00 <Calin> randomf yeah vmax isn't really that "max"
43:00 <randomf> hehe Calin. i'm planning a trip overseas without telling my family that im going
43:00 <Calin> Bellatrix yeah similar to the first one :) 
43:00 <randomf> have yet to book. wanting to leave bocing day.
43:00 <randomf> boxing
43:00 <Bellatrix> I want to skip christmas next year
43:00 <Calin> oh guys.. i am so over "i want x ... i Want X .. I WANT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"
43:00 <Bellatrix> go to Hawaii or something
43:00 <Calin> x being something as retarded as a piece of dirt
43:00 <eX> to rent a single bedroom in a shared flat here is 250 per week ffs
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well im out #melbourne goodnight mandyjane xo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if that house is still standing it'd be a block of gold
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, and i'm in the country now
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One!! <3
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 rooms for $125 a week
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a room and a study
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
43:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> zzzzzz
44:00 <randomf> lol piece of dirt
44:00 <Calin> the screaming .. the wailing .. the gnashing of teeth
44:00 <Bellatrix> pieces of dirt are pretty cool though :P
44:00 <randomf> i didn't have to deal with neices/nephews, as none visited
44:00 <Calin> haha don't get me wrong pieces of dirt can be great
44:00 <Calin> but this was a crappy piece of dirt, dude doesn't even know his dirt
44:00 <Sevi> Calin: I get dirt at work ... I want diamonds lol
44:00 <Bellatrix> Calin, maybe it was poop?
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> merry christmas hun.
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night #melbourne :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> likewise ... bet you're glad it's over
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah, i def am
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but i got spoilt, so im not complaining
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and all I did was leave the house for a few hours
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to sleep hearing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> "uncle B1"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs what now?
45:00 <Calin> haha why did i bring this up, i hate talking about the kids
45:00 <Calin> i will have kids one day, but that is not this day friends
45:00 <randomf> lol
45:00 <randomf> im not a kid person either
45:00 <Bellatrix> are they your kids Calin?
45:00 <randomf> want to visit cousins in amsterdam... who have a baby
45:00 <Bellatrix> oh, no they arent
45:00 <Bastardly_One> "uncle B1"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> repeat and rinse
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Carter woke at 7. cried til 9. slept til lunch, went out for lunch, came home, slept again, went out for dinner & we just got home
45:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they woke at 6:30am
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am soooooooooooo glad I moved
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha i bet!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what they're like
45:00 <Bastardly_One> little bitches
46:00 <Calin> Bellatrix I have 2 days and then I am back to my comfortable, quiet apartment
46:00 <Pieter> Yes
46:00 <Pieter> I use skim milk
46:00 <Pieter> It makes me skimmy
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i got a 4 night stay in torquay :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> one of them and i get along like a house on fire though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so she bascially spent 5 hrs leading me around on an invisible lead
46:00 <Bastardly_One> little bitch
46:00 <Bastardly_One> already owns me
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> HAHA you got sucked in
47:00 <Calin> just when i was enjoying talking to these nice people
47:00 <Bellatrix> Calin, why you would agree to such a holiday is beyond me :P
47:00 <Bellatrix> *to go on
47:00 <Calin> haha Bellatrix it's one of those "do this once a decade" things
47:00 <Bellatrix> oh
47:00 <Calin> takes care of many obligrations in one big hit
47:00 <Bellatrix> poor sod
47:00 <Pieter> Oooo @ abc1
47:00 <Bellatrix> yeah, i hear ya
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, she knows how to talk to people
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I always forget
47:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so yes I did
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and they got an electric guitar
47:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who had to play fucking songs for an hour
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Uncle B1
48:00 <randomf> hehe
48:00 <randomf> once a decade
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck that
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they're shit drummers
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they got some drums too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
48:00 <mandyjane> Later tadders
48:00 <Calin> good drummers are hard to find
48:00 <mandyjane> OH WAIT
49:00 <Bastardly_One> later mandy
49:00 <mandyjane> ITS MISTRESS
49:00 <mandyjane> HAAAAAY YOU ;)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hey babes!!
49:00 <mandyjane> Merry Christmas :)
49:00 <mandyjane> How was your day
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> to you too!
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> was long but well worth it :)
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how was yours?
50:00 <Calin> we went out the other night and ended up in what felt like the gayest part of sydney
50:00 <Calin> slowly the penny dropped as we walked from bar to bar
50:00 <Calin> which is fine, but .. just .. i have no use for a gay bar
50:00 <Amz> :) merry xmas mistress
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you too amy!
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sorry i wasnt on last night!! sort of may have gone to the pub :/
50:00 <mandyjane> Yeah was good :)
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> spoilt?
51:00 <Pieter> im a tornado and im gonna blow you hard
51:00 <stompin> it
51:00 <Bellatrix> haha
51:00 <mandyjane> Going to bed now. After I eat some more lol
51:00 <mandyjane> I wasn't but my daughter was
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha sleep well!
51:00 <mandyjane> :)
52:00 <Bellatrix> you didnt pick up a nice man?
52:00 <Sevi> Why is it 8pm?
53:00 <Calin> haha Bellatrix they were all like alpha gays
53:00 <Bellatrix> Ah yay, just about sleep time
53:00 <Calin> i don't think i would have done much for them
53:00 <Bellatrix> haha
53:00 <Bellatrix> so you arent submissive? :P
53:00 <randomf> o_O
54:00 <pupkins> http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8e703edaf0351cbd8312c1c571de1c1/tumblr_mf7657ROWS1qfwwamo8_250.gif
54:00 <couleurs> That's Mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Amz> so busy day mistress?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> back
55:00 <Calin> haha Bellatrix i mean like .. ultra uber gays with incredible looks, clothes, bodies looking like they are out of a magazine
55:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> very busy day Amz
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wbu?
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> looking forward to tomorrow?
55:00 <Amz> oh very much so...it all kicks off at 130
55:00 <Amz> i have everything prepared
56:00 <couleurs> thank u
56:00 <Pieter> Fuck almost 11
56:00 <Sevi> Welcome
56:00 <pupkins> http://31.media.tumblr.com/78e91995431e2b5c6651f83a0796c20a/tumblr_myaj4fFTrt1sp8qt3o1_500.gif
56:00 <Pieter> Forgot to take mah meds
56:00 <Sevi> I had my meds
56:00 <Calin> i did meet a very attractive blonde past her prime that had a great personality to make up for what she lacked in looks, she gave me sufficient attention to boost my ego, was a great night !
56:00 <Sevi> Wb Bellatrix 
56:00 <shadsam> morning
57:00 <randomf> damnit
57:00 <Pieter> Yeh im trying to lower my dosages
57:00 <Sevi> I'm increasing mine
57:00 <randomf> want to go to america, nfi about how to get around/where to go
57:00 <randomf> maybe ill visit my cousins and their baby in amsterdam instead
57:00 <randomf> hmm.
57:00 <Pieter> It seems to be working cos normally id be in fetal position hanging for it
57:00 <Pieter> Hehe
57:00 <Bellatrix> thanks Sevi
57:00 <stebie> fecal position
57:00 <couleurs> i hate u
57:00 <Calin> randomf - which part of america do you want to go to ?
57:00 <randomf> new york for nye
58:00 <Bellatrix> san fran
58:00 <Calin> wow that would be .. insane
58:00 <randomf> im a bit crazy
58:00 <randomf> or rather running from the insanity my parents cause
58:00 <randomf> -_-
58:00 <Bellatrix> why not do both randomf?
58:00 <randomf> cant afford both
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shads fuck off
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Cripla ... Loof
58:00 <shadsam> eat shit creep
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no
59:00 <Bellatrix> ah
59:00 <randomf> ill be maxing out my cards as it is lol
59:00 <Bellatrix> id do europe before i do america
59:00 <Bellatrix> oh crap
59:00 <randomf> been to europe ages ago
59:00 <Bellatrix> thats stoopid
59:00 <Calin> randomf - you might find this guide for new yorkers told in animated gifs interesting
59:00 <Calin> http://all-that-is-interesting.com/animated-gif-guide-new-york-city-etiquette
59:00 <Bellatrix> well go to america then
59:00 <Calin> i would love to go to new york but i know i am a pussy and I would complain about things
59:00 <randomf> hehe
59:00 <Calin> i am like bilbo baggins, i want to be at home with my books and my garden
59:00 <Bellatrix> Anyways, im going to bed... 
59:00 <Calin> not that i have a garden, or many books
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you
59:00 <Loof> hey b1, hey shads :)
59:00 <shadsam> grey ol cunt ith glasses
59:00 <shadsam> hey loofy
59:00 <Loof> got any more tunes for me man?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt with no eyebrows
59:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd, you like his shit?
59:00 <shadsam> yeah dude
59:00 <Loof> it suits what i need
59:00 <shadsam> ill make another soon
59:00 <Loof> sweet
00:00 <couleurs> Brb
00:00 <randomf> well i had no idea its a nightmare to get to staten island from most airports
00:00 <Bellatrix> nighty night all and have a great Christmas
00:00 <Calin> night Bellatrix ! Have a great xmas
00:00 <Bellatrix> you too Calin
00:00 <Picard> merry fucking xmas
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it has no start, no ending
00:00 <shadsam> fuck off gronk
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like parts of songs
00:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> happy gaycore
00:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
01:00 <Pieter> No fucking here :(
01:00 <Pieter> I havent had any sex in a long time now :(
01:00 <randomf> rofl
01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
01:00 <randomf> my boyfriend is overseas until feb
01:00 <randomf> so im dying but ill survive
01:00 <Sevi> Good for you Pieter 
01:00 <randomf> :)
01:00 <Picard> well if u got off the drugs and woke up to yourself u might find a nice woman
01:00 <Pieter> I know right
01:00 <Pieter> Im doing well :)
01:00 <shadsam> cunt has no idea
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not gonna get anywhere without criticism
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
01:00 <shadsam> 48 and plays games
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I make shit myself idiot
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 44
01:00 <shadsam> totall looser
01:00 <Bastardly_One> get it right
01:00 <shadsam> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's *loser
02:00 <Picard> randomf im sure u can get a root, after all its irc
02:00 <Pieter> Carols by candlelight 
02:00 <Pieter> Grrrr
02:00 <Pieter> I remember when people used to go through the streets in sunshine singing xmas carols
02:00 <Calin> randomf I just finished up a long distance relationship of five years, i know that feeling of waiting very well - sounds like you have the right attitude :)
02:00 <shadsam> smash his glasses ugly un
02:00 <Sevi> aww such love :)
02:00 <shadsam> retard lives in 1 room
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup
02:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu FiFi :D
03:00 <Serenity> why does everyone have to be so gloomy
03:00 <Picard> fuck waiting go get a random root
03:00 <randomf> i dont want a root
03:00 <randomf> i want my bf to come back sooner
03:00 <Serenity> its christmas eve punks
03:00 <Serenity> brighten up
03:00 <Pieter> Xmas rules
03:00 <Picard> Serenity fark xmas
03:00 <Sevi> I'm not gloomy
03:00 <Picard> its a cunt of a thing
03:00 <Pieter> I love the xmas feeling
03:00 <Serenity> i love it
03:00 <randomf> how does one survive a 5 year long distance relationship
03:00 <Calin> Serenity you are being grumpy about being happy, which is .. interesting
03:00 <Pieter> The atmposphere
03:00 <Pieter> Its fucking awesome
03:00 <Serenity> im not being grumpy at all..
03:00 <shadsam> in a boarding home
03:00 <Sevi> fifi?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure I do
03:00 <shadsam> hello sevi
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Amz dont forget pics!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we estabished I know you with a new nick didn't we Sevi?
03:00 <Sevi> hi shadsam
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... get over it :P
03:00 <Amz> i wont
03:00 <Amz> pm?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ho ho ho merry whoremas!
03:00 <Sevi> whatever
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im not far off bed hun, had fuck all sleep
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> may ye all be blessed by the cursed vagina of death
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what's sleep?
04:00 <Serenity> are they alcoholic
04:00 <Serenity> they better be
04:00 <couleurs> Back
04:00 <Pieter> EASTER EGG HUNT !!!!
04:00 <Sevi> Nope
04:00 <Serenity> PFF
04:00 <Calin> randomf - lots of visits, we lived together for 2 of those years so .. i guess technically it was 3. But yeah mainly ? With great fucking difficultly
04:00 <randomf> was it worth it
04:00 <Serenity> my kids just took themselves to bed after excitedly putting out carrots and milk
04:00 <Serenity> cant wait until tomorrow
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but tomorrow night for sure :)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've forgotten
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if you're not too wasted xD
04:00 <shadsam> DONT TALK TO Bastardly_One HES A CREEP WITH GLASSES
04:00 <spence> LOL panda 
04:00 <Amz> lol
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> shadsam stfu.
04:00 <Amz> we will see
04:00 <Amz> Mei says hi
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> say hi for me!! =D
04:00 <Amz> we have already ..
05:00 <randomf> see my bf and i both got new jobs and everything was coming together
05:00 <randomf> until he got fired because his supervisor hated him
05:00 <randomf> which put him in such a state that he went back home overseas
05:00 <Pieter> Easter bunny hands out xmas pressies
05:00 <Pieter> Hence the carrot
05:00 <Serenity> yes pieter thats exactly it
05:00 <Pieter> HAPPY FESTIVUS !!!!
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh wow
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> JEALOUS!
05:00 <Amz> :) 
05:00 <Amz> good
06:00 <randomf> once xmas is  over, supermarkets will have easter eggs out
06:00 <Pieter> Who wants to touch the pole ?
06:00 <randomf> bastards :|
06:00 <Calin> randomf that's a bit of a rough deal, but that's life isn't it
06:00 <frayedknot> and hot cross buns too
06:00 <frayedknot> they seem to start on 1st jan
06:00 <Calin> just when things seem like everything are in their right spot, something shifts
06:00 <randomf> life is never good coz something always happens
06:00 <Serenity> life is always good if youre alive and breathing
06:00 <randomf> my neighbour went overseas to visit her sick sister
06:00 <randomf> my neighbour passed away yesterday
06:00 <randomf> =/
06:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One HAS CHILD PORN
06:00 <spence> Angry ppl :l 
07:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xmas pupkins 
07:00 <georgeandwell> hi
07:00 <frayedknot> randomf, was she killed overseas?
07:00 <randomf> dunno dunno dunno
07:00 <randomf> she dies in hospital
07:00 <randomf> died
07:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana chat
07:00 <randomf> suspected undetected bowel canceer
07:00 <frayedknot> wow that's bad luck
07:00 <randomf> and now her husband is in hospital
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he is such a crap troll
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> link me double bong plox
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTK9APQym4&feature=youtu.be
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This video has been removed by the user or violation of policy. (Void) - - -
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt!
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAO
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fail dusty
07:00 <shadsam> LOL
07:00 <Bastardly_One> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> fuck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the fucker is here
07:00 <Christmas^Meat> just fuck!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
08:00 <randomf> despite losing his mum 2 weeks ago and now his wife
08:00 <frayedknot> they must be cursed
08:00 <randomf> the nicest neighbours we have
08:00 <randomf> just unlucky
08:00 <randomf> anywho
08:00 <randomf> survived xmas celebrations without wanting to kill a family member, thats always good.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I put that up again just a while ago
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll give ya his user channel
08:00 <shadsam> SUCK THE COCK Bastardly_One
08:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can find any gems
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> shadsam is that the best you have?
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> honestly?
08:00 <Amz> lol
08:00 <spence> Pfft
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/user/BooOMPmusic?feature=watch
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn
09:00 <frayedknot> but it's not over yet
09:00 <randomf> is for me
09:00 <Christmas^Meat> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the double bong has gone
09:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
09:00 <spence> Banana
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one called
09:00 <Bastardly_One> junkiedance 2013
09:00 <shadsam> DONT TALK TO Bastardly_One HES A CREEP WITH GLASSES
10:00 <Calin> i was just about to say something that was really depressing
10:00 <randomf> we celebrate xmas eve
10:00 <Calin> but ! it's xmas so in honour of Serenity, i won't
10:00 <randomf> woggy family and all
10:00 <frayedknot> so you don't do anything on the day/boxing day?
10:00 <randomf> nopes
10:00 <georgeandwell> do women get bowel cancer
10:00 <Sevi> Xmas hasn't been the same for me since dad passed away
10:00 <Serenity> be a misery guts all you want calin
10:00 <randomf> everyone has bowels
10:00 <randomf> =/
10:00 <Pieter> Do jingle bells get bell cancer
10:00 <Christmas^Meat> lol
10:00 <Christmas^Meat> yer watching now
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> spence did you PM me earlier?
11:00 <randomf> maybe if they jingle all the way
11:00 <Sevi> Oh and 17yrs of retail to kill it for me
11:00 <randomf> ive never been able to get an xmas job
11:00 <randomf> despite being able to get a regular job
11:00 <randomf> how does that work =/
11:00 <randomf> we want u forever but not for xmas!!
11:00 <shadsam> LOL
11:00 <Christmas^Meat> lol "see ya"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a lot are taken down though of himself
11:00 <shadsam> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if he took the bong one down
11:00 <beehhh> merry maxx
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or it was complained on
11:00 <shadsam> U2
12:00 <Calin> randomf .. thanks for your application .. but you just aren't "christmassy" enough for us
12:00 <frayedknot> who wants to work at christmas anyway?
12:00 <Sevi> frayedknot: I dont ... hence why I have a job away from retail
12:00 <georgeandwell> hi
12:00 <randomf> me
12:00 <randomf> i suffer from
12:00 <frayedknot> Sevi i gathered
12:00 <randomf> workaholism
12:00 <shadsam> MERRY CHRISSY
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be distracted ... I'm going around snowing Los Santos taking pics with hookers
12:00 <beehhh> i feel bloated eat like a pig just back from the town
12:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One SITS THERE AS SANTA CLAUS
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a pig
13:00 <frayedknot> yuck
13:00 <frayedknot> join Workaholics Anonymous
13:00 <randomf> so for xmas this year all i got was lotto tickets. hope i win the cost of my trip lol
13:00 <Pieter> Ok bed time
13:00 <Pieter> Nite
13:00 <Serenity> good night Pieter have a fabulous day tomorrow
13:00 <shadsam> With his mono brow
13:00 <beehhh> lots of shopping today
13:00 <shadsam> he lives ina boarding house
14:00 <Sevi> Nite Pieter merry sexmas
14:00 <shadsam> flies n cochoaches
14:00 <beehhh> weather here is rainy currently
14:00 <shadsam> he has no family
14:00 <Adonis> sarp
14:00 <shadsam> raining here 2
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Adonis! <3
15:00 <couleurs> ZzZZzZzZzZz
15:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> NITE SASSYMEMOW I LOVE YOU
15:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> =P~
15:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem did they catch those two heartless thiefs in your town stole kids pressie yesteday?
15:00 <beehhh> i know who they are
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry xmas beehhh
15:00 <Adonis> ohai MistressOfMayhem <3
15:00 <beehhh> simba and PandasDontDrive
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the fuck are you on about beehhh?
15:00 <beehhh> rofl
15:00 <beehhh> arent you in boardertown?
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
16:00 <randomf> hmm
16:00 <randomf> damn tropical places are still cheap to travel to
16:00 <randomf> i want the cold, and snow
16:00 <beehhh> oooh fu then
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and PLEASE learn to spell correctly before bothering me again
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Adonis you're right, it wont get used... yet.
16:00 <Adonis> lol
16:00 <Adonis> yeah yet!
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who got it for you?
16:00 <beehhh> Adonis walks the cattle btw two states over 5long months
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Back
16:00 <shadsam> just got the police scanner
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Couldnt sleep
17:00 <frayedknot> plenty of cold snowy places to go to
17:00 <randomf> at 3-4x the cost
17:00 <frayedknot> well you don't have to come back
17:00 <Sevi> I want to go to canada for xmas 
17:00 <randomf> i need to come back
17:00 <randomf> its called a job
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shadsam police scanners are useless unless u can do digital trunkin
17:00 <shadsam> it is digital
17:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem is a lil girl
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> arent i Bastardly_One
17:00 <Adonis> she did 
18:00 <randomf> stupid illegal fireworks, setting off all the dogs in the neighbourhood
18:00 <Picard> randomf u still fucking whining
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why did she get it though?! wtf
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah you are
18:00 <Adonis> as a joke
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats strange.
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ohhhhhh
18:00 <Adonis> because i pointed it out 
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shadsam turn ur scanner to the frequency of drug areas
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'd use it xD
18:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A GIRL
18:00 <beehhh> shes lucky my penis was cut but not for long i'ma stitch em back
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> new years eve on a police scanner would be cool
18:00 <Adonis> haha i want to use it! 
18:00 <beehhh> <3
19:00 <pupkins> nnerly bed time
19:00 <georgeandwell> annoying
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i bet!! just do it while she sleeps xD
19:00 <beehhh> i like to annoy girls
19:00 <beehhh> and trannies
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
19:00 <Adonis> shes asleep now 
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> GO DO IT
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> GO GO GO
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
19:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One IS A TRANNY
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh and his designer vagina
19:00 <beehhh> lol
20:00 <pupkins> https://31.media.tumblr.com/e232e4a362475e6ac33057a048bc2db5/tumblr_inline_my01w1JxMS1r3zat8.gif
20:00 <stebie> aw SassyMeMow, so cute !!!
20:00 <Adonis> i wish 
20:00 <beehhh> shadsam let meet in thailand lot of ladyboys there
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> NO BALLS
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you pussy
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ayyy gadz
20:00 <beehhh> sit on my face bd
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry christmas aaron dude
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> let me feel ur legs bro lol
20:00 <Adonis> my balls are in my hand 
20:00 <Adonis> i have balls
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh got bashed for going into the womens toilets at the local pool
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> bullshit
21:00 <randomf> think i od'd on chocolate
21:00 <pupkins> https://31.media.tumblr.com/4f79e8d7d40d25aab19cd24c27fd10ef/tumblr_inline_my0342K7FC1r3zat8.gif
21:00 <British^Meat> tramp
21:00 <beehhh> sofocate me with that poussy
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> PROOF
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
21:00 <Serenity> lol Adonis i saw that pic on snapchat
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
21:00 <Serenity> i thought it was funny after your whats sex status
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive gta5 has two disks right one for install?
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> of the present Serenity?
21:00 <Adonis> yeah i was pissed
21:00 <Serenity> yeah MistressOfMayhem
21:00 <Adonis> she deleted it 
21:00 <Serenity> lol...
21:00 <beehhh> i take none for noted
21:00 <Serenity> why do all your girlfriends have access to your fb
21:00 <Adonis> my phone 
22:00 <pupkins> https://31.media.tumblr.com/f4ef3ad07ea5335dacf48318bbe42b2c/tumblr_inline_mxzqisy8Zm1r3zat8.png
22:00 <Serenity> is sassy talking and i cant see or something
22:00 <Serenity> wtf
22:00 <stebie> nope
22:00 <TheRiddler> she's talking in cunts
22:00 <stebie> <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> NITE SASSYMEMOW I LOVE YOU
22:00 <TheRiddler> ewww
22:00 <Serenity> yes thank you ash
22:00 <couleurs> <Leot> is that u
22:00 <Serenity> stop leaving your phone laying around! rofl
22:00 <beehhh> i dont like chinese hookers so i bought grocries instead
22:00 <Adonis> i woke up before and she was going through ny phone 
22:00 <Serenity> beauty of being a woman my phone lives in my bra
22:00 <Adonis> it was on my chest when i fell asleep
22:00 <Serenity> thats so weird
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mine sits in my ass pocket
23:00 <pupkins> THeriddler lol 
23:00 <Calin> haha TheRiddler .. i'll pay that
23:00 <Adonis> she always goes through ny phone 
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh i want a headjob
23:00 <beehhh> her pool is closed
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> call her out on it Adonis. its bullshit.
23:00 <Adonis> she called some chick a whore last noght for rubbing my arm when i was talking to her 
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tell her to stop. or lock it & let her go nuts
23:00 <beehhh> WiLd_TuRkeY free you you m8
23:00 <Serenity> dont do that she might pull a knife again..
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> CHANGE THE LOCKS
23:00 <beehhh> loki
23:00 <Adonis> yeah dont need that shit again 
24:00 <Serenity> why did you get back with her
24:00 <Serenity> out of interest
24:00 <Adonis> im a fucking idiot 
24:00 <Adonis> i said ill help her with her issues
24:00 <Adonis> still no change 
24:00 <beehhh> with whom Adonis? is that what i'm not thinking
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> obviously thats not working...
25:00 <couleurs> it's humed
25:00 <stebie> ^_______^
25:00 <Serenity> you need an acid bath now sass
25:00 <SassyMeMow> DONT LOVE ME
25:00 <SassyMeMow> FUCK
25:00 <randomf> o_0
25:00 <Serenity> dont. get. married.
25:00 <Serenity> please.
25:00 <beehhh> God given you a second chance then...
25:00 <Adonis> i just need to see if she changes
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i second that, dont get married
25:00 <Student> :)
26:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <randomf> had i known id be awake this late
26:00 <randomf> i wouldve gone to church
26:00 <couleurs> i drank 2 much of everything now i feal weird
26:00 <randomf> woops.
26:00 <SassyMeMow> HA
26:00 <SassyMeMow> couleurs
26:00 <SassyMeMow> IS WEIRD AFTER ALL
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how long you been back with her now?
26:00 <beehhh> i only got married for immigration and ended up in three days of three n half year of relationship
26:00 <Serenity> it does take time to change
26:00 <Serenity> but if shes not seeing anyone or anything..
26:00 <Adonis> she needs to see someone 
26:00 <Adonis> this happened a fee weeks back
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> bullshit. it IS possible to kick your own ass out of a funk.
26:00 <beehhh> she certianly wont be seeing me
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> even a shit ass one
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> beehhh stfu.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> for some
27:00 <Calin> midnight mass .. heh i remember thinking for some reason that would be fun as a child
27:00 <randomf> i forget how to get there
27:00 <randomf> coz i go to church so often >_>
27:00 <Calin> oh of course
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for others not so
27:00 <shadsam> OH MY COCKS SO JUICY
27:00 <beehhh> i wasnt those thief MistressOfMayhem
27:00 <Bastardly_One> took me 20 adult years to admit defeat and take meds
27:00 <Student> shadsam your cock seem to be the "see through" type ;)
27:00 <Serenity> yeah MistressOfMayhem but theres a difference between a funk and being a complete psycho
27:00 <Student> Bastardly_One lol 
27:00 <shadsam> FUCKIN SKITZO CUNT Bastardly_One
27:00 <Serenity> i think shes the latter..
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it took my best friend pointing out wht i was doing to myslef for me to wake up and realise I needed to change my attitude
27:00 <Student> Bastardly_One it takes a lot to move you baby ;)
27:00 <Adonis> all my exs are psychos 
28:00 <Adonis> i must do something 
28:00 <shadsam> LOL
28:00 <faux> if a girl need sto look thorugh your phone she doesnt trust you simple
28:00 <beehhh> you're lucky that i'm being tranparent
28:00 <Serenity> you do do something to them aaron
28:00 <faux> no trust in a person makes you paranoid and psycho
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so you attract them then Adonis?
28:00 <Serenity> they all seem normal then after like a year you turn them crazy
28:00 <Student> Adonis is that a problem with you getting psycho gfs? :P
28:00 <beehhh> transparent
28:00 <Adonis> i have my most recent ex still uploading pics regarding me to instagram 
28:00 <beehhh> chicks n Adonis never works out
28:00 <Adonis> yeah it must be me
28:00 <Serenity> [8:28pm] <faux> if a girl need sto look thorugh your phone she doesnt trust you simple
28:00 <beehhh> stick with the gym
28:00 <Serenity> exactly that
29:00 <randomf> gawd people who sell stuff frustrate me. wanted to buy a travel voucher but they want me to let thenm to book my entire trip, then pay them back
29:00 <randomf> hows about no.
29:00 <Calin> good ol travel agents
29:00 <pupkins> https://24.media.tumblr.com/41e7b437fc9c06b4f6b82ab801afd1eb/tumblr_msxh37noa71r5r8qfo1_250.gif
29:00 <Adonis> but if i become single  im set
29:00 <Serenity> if you have the urge tobe checking phones n shit somethings wrong
29:00 <Adonis> ill fuck till my cock falls off
29:00 <faux> yeah it means she thinks youre sus
29:00 <beehhh> start going to gay disco its safer
29:00 <Adonis> in not sus at all
29:00 <Adonis> i havent done anything 
29:00 <faux> how can you get engaged to a dude you dont trust i dont understnad some girls
29:00 <Adonis> im with her 24x7
29:00 <faux> tbeyre so desperate to be with someone
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :)
29:00 <Serenity> because its a big shiny ring and he has money
29:00 <Serenity> tbh
29:00 <faux> shes like 18 isnt she
30:00 <couleurs> that's me
30:00 <randomf> so what to do with a random hot air balloon voucher my family are not worthy of coming with me for
30:00 <frayedknot> that sounds fun
30:00 <faux> so i understand the appea
30:00 <faux> l
30:00 <beehhh> to me Adonis is a kiddie fiddler
30:00 <Serenity> lol i think shes older?
30:00 <faux> shes prob like hehe muscles and money yay
30:00 <Serenity> beehhh you shut the fuck up right now
30:00 <Adonis> lol
30:00 <faux> how old is she dude
30:00 <beehhh> he likes it
30:00 <faux> isnt she 18
30:00 <Adonis> nah her exs are all tiny faggots
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she's 19 i thought?
30:00 <Adonis> nah 18
30:00 <faux> mhm
30:00 <Adonis> MistressOfMayhem: and yes 
30:00 <faux> still a youngen
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> =D
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thought so.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for once I'm biting my tongue
31:00 <couleurs> take your favourite irc people instead
31:00 <randomf> but i dont know anyone
31:00 <randomf> oh hai
31:00 <randomf> random stranger meetup in a hot air balloon
31:00 <Serenity> hes learning what pauls brother is learning
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I'm sayin'
31:00 <shadsam> LOL BEE
31:00 <beehhh> fuck women i rather marry an aussie man then
31:00 <Serenity> STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING TEENAGERS
31:00 <Student> most of the girls in their teens are psycho ;) 
31:00 <Serenity> ffs
31:00 <shadsam> FUCKIN PIG
31:00 <Bastardly_One> OW! brat
31:00 <faux> Student the closet thing youve come to a girl is your mums cunt at birth please dont give advice
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> WELL
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i thought i was helping :(
31:00 <Serenity> they're psycho because they're children
31:00 <Bastardly_One> a hole in the ground
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats it Serenity!
31:00 <beehhh> queer eyes for straight Adonis
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mindset of a teenager
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> even if they are legal
32:00 <randomf> o_0
32:00 <randomf> no.
32:00 <couleurs> 0_o
32:00 <couleurs> ok.
32:00 <frayedknot> sell it :P
32:00 <Calin> that wouldn't be awkward / potentially dangerous at all
32:00 <randomf> coz y'all know how normal ppl on here
32:00 <randomf> aren;t..
32:00 <couleurs> iPad!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Student> faux yah you think you can do better? you asshole freak :P
32:00 <Serenity> you dont fully mature until about 23
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh lick my balls
32:00 <Serenity> so expecting anything more from them is stupid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you Adonis?
32:00 <Serenity> men are even older than 23
32:00 <beehhh> eww ur hairy
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'll never grow up fully
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
32:00 <Adonis> 25
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 15 mentally
32:00 <faux> Student i will bet my life ive been with more chicks than you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, ok
32:00 <Adonis> mentally 72
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Everyone me and beehhh are having sex
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you're no better than me. lol
32:00 <faux> now run along curry puff
32:00 <shadsam> NOT WRONG
32:00 <Adonis> ive been saying dad jokes 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 44 going on 15 going on 80
32:00 <shadsam> <Bastardly_One> I'm 15 mentally
33:00 <randomf> ipad?
33:00 <randomf> i want a tablet
33:00 <randomf> but after my most recent experience with samsung
33:00 <randomf> i dont know what i want.
33:00 <couleurs> iPad.
33:00 <randomf> but overpriced and overhyped
33:00 <randomf> thats hwta ipads are
33:00 <randomf> for sheep
33:00 <randomf> BAAA
33:00 <frayedknot> lol..
33:00 <stompin> BEWBIES
33:00 <faux> AL ME MATES R CAP LOCKS
33:00 <Student> faux whatever, i am not going to get into your mindless dribble, 
33:00 <shadsam> RETART
33:00 <faux> then leave
33:00 <faux> click the red x.
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> faux is a troll
33:00 <Adonis> im on iphone
33:00 <Adonis> no red x
33:00 <Adonis> fuuuu
33:00 <Serenity> i love how he says everyone else is mindless dribble
33:00 <Adonis> lol
33:00 <beehhh> i like the night life in sydney, you get some strange adrenaline rush going out thru paramatta rd to all the way xcross
33:00 <Serenity> but he cant string two words together
34:00 <couleurs> i... Pad
34:00 <randomf> that was an imitation of a sheep.
34:00 <Calin> haha .. that's what everyone who hasn't used all tablets say
34:00 <Calin> unfortunately ipads are the best
34:00 <randomf> samsung lost my trust
34:00 <randomf> dodgy bastards
34:00 <Calin> samsung are all over the shop
34:00 <randomf> didn't even replace my phone. they stuck a new imei sticker on ir, put  a new back cover on it along with a display sticker
34:00 <pupkins> dodgy howser
34:00 <randomf> and handed me back the SAME PHONE
34:00 <randomf> angry!
34:00 <Calin> wowser
34:00 <beehhh> true?agreed?honest?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been trying to troll me for the last hour
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and failing
34:00 <Adonis> i came home with lipstick on my face the other night. drnk chicks have no respect 
34:00 <Adonis> i say im engaged and they dont care
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder she's checking your phone
34:00 <Digerati> beehhh, namaste
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
34:00 <Student> you think that i "regard" you so much that i will do whatever dash dash you say , pretty naive of you 
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch out for the lovechild Adonis
34:00 <faux> dash dash you say
34:00 <faux> what
34:00 <Serenity> lol @ drunk chicks have no respect
34:00 <beehhh> i get picked up by trannies too all the time
35:00 <couleurs> dogy browser
35:00 <randomf> why are ipads the best?
35:00 <couleurs> best apps dumass
35:00 <randomf> best apps for...?
35:00 <couleurs> erryythanggg
35:00 <Serenity> thats kind of your job. to not let them be hanging all over you
35:00 <faux> ^
35:00 <Digerati> merry xmas every1
35:00 <Student> yah what, go in circles
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Adonis one of them was a transgender
35:00 <faux> "Dont touch me bitch"
35:00 <faux> the end..
35:00 <Student> lol 
35:00 <Adonis> yeah i try my best
35:00 <Digerati> hi Student
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and then you rock on home with lipstick over you and not expect shit?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiighty o
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> is this while you're working Adonis?
35:00 <Student> you wish i be touching you bitch :P
35:00 <beehhh> Digerati the jewish greek merry christmas to ya
35:00 <Adonis> and they come back
35:00 <Bastardly_One> of course she's gonna go nuts
35:00 <Adonis> yeah MistressOfMayhem 
36:00 <randomf> lol
36:00 <randomf> i don't use many apps
36:00 <Calin> More than anything, the operating system is the most reliable, easiest to use and provides the smoothest experience
36:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> K bed , screen off
36:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Nite
36:00 <Student> hello Digerati :) how are you tonight? 
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> faux smells like popcorn
36:00 <faux> i wasn t talking to you student you fucking illiterate cum stian
36:00 <Student> whatever
36:00 <Serenity> lol i just think even tho theres no excuses for her psycho behaviour
36:00 <Serenity> theres a reason every single gf you have does this
36:00 <faux> ^
36:00 <Adonis> i dont understand the reasons 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he feeds them his steroids?
36:00 <Student> Adonis ha ha 
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Serenity and faux are lesbian irc lovers
36:00 <Adonis> i cant talk to females?
36:00 <Student> WiLd_TuRkeY ha ha 
36:00 <beehhh> Digerati i been partying right behind footscray orthadox church
36:00 <Serenity> wt shut up you repulsive toad
37:00 <randomf> hmm
37:00 <Calin> apple creates the hardware and the software, where as android tablets are all made different with different specs and different OS versions
37:00 <couleurs> android is good 2 i switched from an iphone cos the new 1 diden't imrpess me much.mp3
37:00 <couleurs> but for tablets they're shit still
37:00 <Calin> so you have a hodge podge technicolour yawn of strange, weird and wonderful problems
37:00 <Calin> but, i think people need to learn these lessons for themselves
37:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Bullshit they shit
37:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Run touchwiz for android 
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
37:00 <Adonis> i got sent pics snd i get in trouble 
37:00 <faux> you can talk to them but letting them hang off your arm whilst engaged is a diff story
37:00 <Serenity> ^^
37:00 <beehhh> stoned at mates home
37:00 <Adonis> i never ask for them
37:00 <faux> fuck the girls off that send you shit
37:00 <beehhh> willy
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i WILL say. if he's working, and coming home with lipstick from drunk chicks... thats sorta a job requirement lol. we do it to the bouncers here all the time.
37:00 <Christmas^Meat> Tell me, does anyone know anywhere on the youtube where it will tell me what songs i can use on videos?
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but close knit town so we do get away with it from the gf's
37:00 <Serenity> if a chick send you pix you say. dont send me that stuff im engaged
37:00 <Adonis> nah im on thr door so they try to get photos eoth me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you doing letting other women send you pics? ... yeah but you gave them your number dude
37:00 <beehhh> i do miss newport and williamstown suburb n yarraville
37:00 <Adonis> i dont even get to say that 
38:00 <Calin> *shrugs* that's my opinion :)
38:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Runs great on this note 10.1 , its sexy as all fuck
38:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Running droid 4.1.2 tho
38:00 <couleurs> touchwiz is everything wrong about android Pieter go 2 sleep
38:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Ill throw cyanogenmod on it soon enough
38:00 <Calin> yeah dude.. that's the point, you have to dick around with android constantly
38:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Is not!
38:00 <Calin> it's not easy to use, it's annoying
38:00 <beehhh> spotswood
38:00 <Adonis> she goes nuts straight away
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you fucking jews always fighting each other
38:00 <faux> admit it though you kind of like the attention from other women
38:00 <Bastardly_One> why give them your number to begin with if engaged?
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> MAKES ME WANT TO BECOME MUSLIM
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sure he does
38:00 <Student> :)
38:00 <Adonis> nah notvthese days 
38:00 <faux> bullshit
38:00 <Adonis> gets me in trouble 
38:00 <spence> LOL 
38:00 <faux> you always come on here bragging about how this girl said or did this
38:00 <beehhh> jewish are peaceful people
38:00 <Christmas^Meat> what do they send you pics of?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and how do these girls get your number?
38:00 <faux> you secretly love the attention
38:00 <faux> andi think you dont wanna let it go
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you ENCOURAGE it
38:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) (Nov 13, 2013) 1:17 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 64,803,229 views - 392,024 likes (98.5%), 6,144 dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how
39:00 <British^Meat> [23:06] <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> K bed , screen off
39:00 <randomf> lol
39:00 <Calin> but, again, personal preference
39:00 <British^Meat> nek minnit
39:00 <couleurs> the nexus devices are good
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Iloike complications
39:00 <TheRiddler> 4.4.3 is great
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> I know British^Meat
39:00 <British^Meat> dude
39:00 <British^Meat> u always do it
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Gooing going oging going going going
39:00 <randomf> i dunno
39:00 <British^Meat> u say "goodnight!"
39:00 <British^Meat> and never go...
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> I cant help it
39:00 <British^Meat> y u do dat?
39:00 <randomf> and then hes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?
39:00 <randomf> coz he stupid
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> Im getting btter at my attempts tho
39:00 <randomf> ?
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> :)
39:00 <TheRiddler> stfu n just leave already
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> #3
39:00 <Pieter`TabletsBedSideIsMyClock> K gone nite:)
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what do you think Christmas^Meat?
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
39:00 <faux> oh god Christmas^Meat makes me hungry
39:00 <Adonis> too much happening on small iphone screen 
39:00 <faux> the nick
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pollcock
39:00 <Adonis> i have to scroll up
39:00 <beehhh> Digerati you can walk back through that track back to your home if only know how
39:00 <Digerati> poppycock
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pollock
39:00 <Serenity> maybe
39:00 <Christmas^Meat> I feel i would not feel comfertable with girls sending me pics...
39:00 <faux> Serenity
39:00 <beehhh> along the marybrynong river
39:00 <faux> dead channel
39:00 <faux> and then this
39:00 <faux> [23:25] <Fausto> thats right fausto wakes up at 6am on christmas day to workout 
40:00 <couleurs> samsung suck, they should just stick to making televisions
40:00 <randomf> ha
40:00 <randomf> they take 10 months to release certain apps
40:00 <randomf> then specifically create faults within apps
40:00 <TheRiddler> wait
40:00 <TheRiddler> 4.4.2
40:00 <randomf> to fuck around with their partnering company
40:00 <randomf> wanywho,.
40:00 <randomf> anywho.
40:00 <TheRiddler> I was ahead by 1
40:00 <randomf> big corporate games they play
40:00 <faux> who the fuck asked you cumrod
40:00 <Serenity> with your lifestyle you need to not have a fiance. just putting it out there i mean you dont seem to really care whether you're with her or not.
40:00 <Adonis> lol
40:00 <Serenity> LOL hes so gross
40:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <Christmas^Meat> if i did feel comfertable with it then i definately wouldnt feel comfertable with my WAG going through my phone
40:00 <Adonis> i didnt train today 
40:00 <faux> like no one asked.
40:00 <Adonis> fuck that
40:00 <Digerati> beehhh, i am allowed to walk down or on the tullamarine tarmac anytime i want legally, and watch the planes fly over me
40:00 <Adonis> its xmas 
40:00 <faux> then he starts rapping
40:00 <Serenity> who comes on irc to tell no one you're working out at 6am on christmas day
40:00 <faux> [23:37] <Fausto> im a swordsman, the apocalypse horseman, i take pleasure in anothers misfortune, i like to see your body in flames scorchin, i like to see inside of your main organs, i like to see inside of your veins pourin, i like to see part of your brain auctioned, i find beauty in anothers pain, i find beauty in the spirit of god but i dont fuckin change
40:00 <Serenity> rofl
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck her offfffffffffff
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> FIGHT FIGHT ive got 40$ on Serenity
40:00 <beehhh> bought 8packt of organic korean green tea 1095 USDA approved x 50T
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> enjoy the attention you DO like
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & live happy
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> geez.
40:00 <faux> ok seriously i will PAY you right now to ban WiLd_TuRkeY and beehhh
41:00 <Calin> oh for sure randomf, they are all guilty of similiar things
41:00 <couleurs> they've had heaps of problems lately
41:00 <couleurs> bat batteries
41:00 <randomf> ive worked with samsung before, can u tell? with, not FOR.
41:00 <couleurs> bad********
41:00 <beehhh> ok im leaving ya jew bitch
41:00 <faux> yes
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> FINALLY
41:00 <faux> 1 down
41:00 <Christmas^Meat> and PandasDontDrive
41:00 <Serenity> you can vacate now wt
41:00 <faux> WiLd_TuRkeY next pls
41:00 <Christmas^Meat> Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
41:00 <Christmas^Meat> its xmas!
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> piss off faux go back to NSW
41:00 <faux> shhhh ChanOP dont set of fhis highlight ffs
41:00 <faux> Christmas^Meat*
42:00 <couleurs> me 2
42:00 <randomf> oh hey, big company contract that fell through, lets fuck up ur product we made for u
42:00 <couleurs> i like their tvs
42:00 <couleurs> that's about it
42:00 <randomf> i like their 2011 tvs
42:00 <TheRiddler> panasonic make better tvs
42:00 <randomf> 2012 model too glitchy
42:00 <Serenity> eeeeeee
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... this convo ... Adonis claiming innocence seems quite amusing ...
42:00 <Serenity> pauls finished his motor thingy
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur a witch faux
42:00 <shadsam> MMMM FOOOD
42:00 <Adonis> i am!
42:00 <faux> earlier panda cracked a joke aobut my nose and i laughed for about 2049 hours
42:00 <faux> and then pasted his pic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound like a man whore
42:00 <faux> and he raged so hard at me
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i need to do something fun
42:00 <Adonis> i am not 
42:00 <faux> it was the funniest thing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> these chicks just suddenly got your number?
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but i dunno what yet
42:00 <Serenity> you have a cute nose but
42:00 <Adonis> i like her nose too
43:00 <couleurs> well yeah they're getting worse now each year
43:00 <randomf> 2013 too similar to 2012 models
43:00 <randomf> panasonics are clunky
43:00 <randomf> smart tv wise
43:00 <randomf> they freeze up
43:00 <TheRiddler> my brother has a plasma tv from them
43:00 <faux> yeahh people just associate leb with big nose
43:00 <Bastardly_One> why give them your number if you're taken to begin with?
43:00 <Christmas^Meat> hah, yer his nose is totes fucked
43:00 <faux> but i dont have a big nose
43:00 <faux> but have you seen pandas?
43:00 <Adonis> they sre friends
43:00 <faux> ,
43:00 <faux> i lold
43:00 <Bastardly_One> forks has a button nose from memory
43:00 <Serenity> ant has a big leb looking nose.. i didnt know italians got those but hes got it
43:00 <Serenity> poor kid
43:00 <faux> aw
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u probably have the lose vagina
43:00 <Adonis> everyone knows how innocent minded i am irl 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the huge jew nose
43:00 <spence> Friends with benefits 
43:00 <faux> Adonis if theyre friends theyd respect youre engged
43:00 <Bastardly_One> irish get it as well
43:00 <faux> WiLd_TuRkeY fcuk OFF
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no you dont Bastardly_One
43:00 <Adonis> thats what i thought but nope 
43:00 <shadsam> <Bastardly_One> I'm 15 mentally
44:00 <randomf> i bought our LCD tv 6 months before smart tvs came out
44:00 <randomf> how annoying
44:00 <TheRiddler> at the time it was the best plasma tv on the market
44:00 <randomf> my uncle spent 10k on each tv
44:00 <randomf> before they dropped in priced
44:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen me?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah FetLife
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i have
44:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
44:00 <Christmas^Meat> :P
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> DURR idiot
44:00 <Bastardly_One> do I have hair in that pic?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if so it's old
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no i dont think so
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i was about to log on so ill check
44:00 <Serenity> lol faux https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1534328_692064684147306_536163605_n.jpg
45:00 <randomf> our LG is ok
45:00 <randomf> but since ive worked with them, samsung out perform both LG and panasonic
45:00 <randomf> despite their issues
45:00 <frayedknot> you worked with them?
45:00 <randomf> yep
45:00 <Calin> i need a new tv, i have a garbage soniq tv
45:00 <shadsam> HOW DO U PICK UR BUM
46:00 <randomf> oh gawd
46:00 <randomf> soniq are hopeless
46:00 <couleurs> soniq the hedgehug
46:00 <randomf> especially black
46:00 <randomf> black on a soniq tv looks pixellated
46:00 <randomf> we sold the soniq smart tv we won
46:00 <shadsam> lalalalala
46:00 <Adonis> ok irc for phone is rather annoying im gonna go back to troll fb
46:00 <faux> omgg ez
46:00 <faux> i hate that
46:00 <faux> sez*
47:00 <randomf> funnily enough the person i sold it to had issues after setting it up and had to claim warranty
47:00 <randomf> we hadnt even opened the box
47:00 <couleurs> i've got a sony that's like 2 years old now... it's good
47:00 <Serenity> how ugly are they
47:00 <faux> how do they do ANYTHING
47:00 <Adonis> it needs a bigger screen 
47:00 <faux> put pants on
47:00 <faux> do up a button
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you have the hair.
47:00 <faux> im over the iphone
47:00 <Serenity> lol wt just tried banning me from a chan we both have access in
47:00 <Serenity> im 199 hes 100
47:00 <faux> dad bouht me a nexus5  for chrissy
47:00 <faux> yay
47:00 <Serenity> loser.
47:00 <faux> :D
47:00 <Student> but i do like the red colour in that 
47:00 <Adonis> nice!
47:00 <Serenity> oh yay!
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ..............
47:00 <faux> im so excited
47:00 <Adonis> i got 1k off my rents
47:00 <faux> but like
48:00 <randomf> ugh chocolate coma
48:00 <randomf> why does it taste so good
48:00 <randomf> until u eat too much
48:00 <randomf> then feel sick
48:00 <faux> he could have bought the 32gb off google for $450
48:00 <faux> but he got the 16gb for $6--
48:00 <faux> 600
48:00 <faux> expnsive lebaaaaaaanon
48:00 <Adonis> fuuuu
48:00 <WT> fuck off faux 
48:00 <faux> sez his wife bought me 2 pairs of the cutest fucking shoes ever
48:00 <faux> and a nice bag
48:00 <faux> :DD:D:D
48:00 <Adonis> also thanks for the glasses link 
48:00 <Serenity> aww thats so cool
48:00 <faux> lebanon has the best shoes ever idgaf what anyone says
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinking of getting a 32" with 3d for my ps3 n wii u
49:00 <Adonis> boughtcsome 
49:00 <faux> no worries Adonis
49:00 <faux> did ya?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's completely smashed Serenity
49:00 <faux> let me know how quick they come
49:00 <faux> i wanna see how fast delivery is
49:00 <Adonis> yeah just hope theyre gpod 
49:00 <faux> before i buy some
49:00 <faux> :D
49:00 <Adonis> lol ok 
49:00 <Serenity> YES i bookmarked that glasses link rofl
49:00 <Student> lol @ fast delivery 
49:00 <Serenity> im getting some from there
49:00 <faux> even if theyre not the best quality theyre good as back up pairs
49:00 <Serenity> when i find my script
49:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
49:00 <faux> hyeah i have to call my optometrist for my script
49:00 <faux> www.firmoo.com
49:00 <faux> cheap glasses
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have the same link marked
50:00 <randomf> i want a samsung smart tv
50:00 <randomf> not willing to fork out $900 for that tho
50:00 <randomf> wish my old workplace would sell me the 2011 tv
50:00 <randomf> :(
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know too
50:00 <Serenity> i dont even need good quality
50:00 <Serenity> i break glasses so fast
50:00 <Adonis> well will inform
50:00 <faux> me too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't ... I just need an update
50:00 <Adonis> i didnt know i needed glasses 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're too oval
50:00 <faux> cos amsy ordered some but shes in norway so its not like ill know how fast etc
50:00 <Adonis> i got my eyes tested and yeah
50:00 <Adonis> need 1.75 lol
50:00 <faux> Adonis when you get them
50:00 <faux> youll be like HOLY SHIT
50:00 <faux> everything is in HD
50:00 <faux> it takes a bit to adjust too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Calin> TheRiddler - i got a Wii U the other day, any games you recommend ?
51:00 <Adonis> yeah i said that!
51:00 <faux> but when you do its the best
51:00 <Serenity> actually i really should go get retested
51:00 <Serenity> im sure my eyes have gotten worse
51:00 <Adonis> in the test
51:00 <faux> it took me about a week to get used to mine
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've worn them since I was 5
51:00 <faux> it was like i was floating
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> ive had to wear them since i was 11
51:00 <Serenity> i got dizzy and actually headaches for a while after getting mine
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought mine have gotten worse but they're exactly the same apparently
51:00 <faux> and then i didnt wear any for like 3 years 
51:00 <faux> but got tested in february
51:00 <faux> so goin from nothing to something
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the space walk last time
51:00 <faux> was so big
52:00 <TheRiddler> mario 3d world
52:00 <faux> it was like i was awalking on air
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <faux> hes like too strong?
52:00 <faux> uh yes.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <stompin> i want food
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the feeling
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that the first day of these ones
52:00 <Adonis> yeah i was devo that i need them i feel defective
52:00 <faux> get contats if youre so concerned
52:00 <Bastardly_One> as I went without for 2 weeks and I can't see shite without them
52:00 <Student> girls like to use contact lenses instead of glasses
52:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3JL0PpmYw0
53:00 <TheRiddler> anything from nintendo is good actually
53:00 <Calin> sweet was going to pick that up
53:00 <randomf> i want my old amiga back
53:00 <randomf> just found some floppy disks
53:00 <randomf> i feel old :(
53:00 <TheRiddler> assassin's creed 4 
53:00 <faux> which girls
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COLDPLAY BEST SONGS (Apr 24, 2013) 01:28:55 - Category: Sports - 3,100,214 views - 11,202 likes (94.2%), 695 dislikes (5.8%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I like actual glasses for some reason
53:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One :)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I could wear contacts but I'm not interested
53:00 <Adonis> anyways im gonnahead to bed
53:00 <Adonis> night guys!
53:00 <Digerati> my glasses are 1 inch thick
53:00 <Digerati> hate them
53:00 <Adonis> ily 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> night manwhore
53:00 <Student> ha ha Digerati
53:00 <faux> nini
53:00 <Student> Digerati how much they weight?
54:00 <Adonis> wait
54:00 <Digerati> a lot mate
54:00 <Digerati> truly
54:00 <Adonis> im no man whore
54:00 <faux> i want all these rice puddings inside me
54:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1380528_713602862005897_1583652928_n.jpg
54:00 <Student> like 1 kg? :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... wait ...
54:00 <Digerati> i got bad vision
54:00 <Bastardly_One> go Adonis *lol*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> night man
54:00 <Digerati> use a 65 inch tv as a monitor
54:00 <Adonis> i was just bad at one stage 
54:00 <Digerati> use it at 1024x768
54:00 <Digerati> and i run the magnifier at 200%
54:00 <Digerati> real bad vision
55:00 <randomf> going to the city for boxing day sales
55:00 <randomf> going to be fun to be up at 5am
55:00 <Digerati> that is my disability
55:00 <Digerati> i am going blind
55:00 <Christmas^Meat> ok
55:00 <Digerati> had 3 operations to the optic nerve
55:00 <Digerati> scalpel
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My disabilty is gonna be having to read everything you've got and everything you've done
55:00 <Digerati> not laser
55:00 <Digerati> full on surgery
55:00 <Student> Digerati do not worry , it is just the age 
55:00 <Digerati> shit happens
56:00 <Bastardly_One> do you glasses wearers have the issue
56:00 <faux> lol WiLd_TuRkeY is so cut
56:00 <Digerati> it aint age mate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> of your glasss being lopsided?
56:00 <faux> hes 'flooding' my channel
56:00 <faux> sad.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it pisses me off
56:00 <Digerati> my vision was low since child
56:00 <faux> sssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like my head is on a slant
56:00 <Digerati> astigmatism
56:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone else have that?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lopsided glasses?
56:00 <Christmas^Meat> i dont need glasses, but i think i want them :/
56:00 <faux> um
56:00 <faux> straighten your glasses
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <Serenity> hes dc'd like 8 times to change his vhost
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no I mean
57:00 <Bastardly_One> when you try to straighten them
57:00 <Digerati> everyone needs glasses sooner or later
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's kind of worse
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
57:00 <Digerati> never judge
57:00 <faux> no
57:00 <Digerati> get glasses
57:00 <Digerati> you can fuck your eyes if you dont
57:00 <Student> :)
57:00 <Digerati> put strain on them
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I must have a lopsided head to match my brain
57:00 <Digerati> fuck coldplay rules
58:00 <randomf> rofl @ the project
58:00 <Serenity> its probably all that shit youve done to your body Adonis
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm short sighted with astigmatism too
58:00 <Serenity> supplements and drugs fuck your eyesight and dont chemrant at me they do
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder how he gets all the ladies?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard that gives you a small penis
59:00 <Serenity> hecause he's build like a brick shit house is cute and has money
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh forks
59:00 <Student> :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you got me in trouble damn you
59:00 <Digerati> Serenity :) that's me :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> from Cocoa
59:00 <Christmas^Meat> 9oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
59:00 <Christmas^Meat> That was my cat....
59:00 <Digerati> you described me :)
59:00 <Digerati> rofl
59:00 <Student> Bastardly_One do i see disappointment? :P
59:00 <Christmas^Meat> she typed that as she lent on my keyboard to eat my twiggy stix
59:00 <Digerati> i am a body builder
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hi BM's cat
59:00 <Christmas^Meat> only left the room to change me trousers
59:00 <Christmas^Meat> :P
59:00 <fawks> lmao I asked him why people think he's gay that's all
59:00 <Digerati> 6'7 and weigh 130 kilos
59:00 <Digerati> solid build
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