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00:00 <Atari> and i care and empathic
00:00 <georgeandwell> --hi
00:00 <beehhh> bought a panasonic stand fan "the breeze communication" literally blowing me out
00:00 <Atari> but fucking wine is worser then spirits
00:00 <Atari> "worser" 17th century word
00:00 <Skrotus> I'm pretty sure a bottle in 3 hours is a binge
00:00 <beehhh> just installed it now plug n play
01:00 <Atari> wine oxdises into vingegar mate
01:00 <Atari> it becomes acidic
01:00 <Skrotus> no really
01:00 <Atari> spirits dont 
01:00 <Student> so you are soldier in real life Atari? :) 
01:00 <Atari> just draft in greece
01:00 <The_Baron> well wine is already acidic
01:00 <Atari> had to do it in greece full time for 2 years
01:00 <The_Baron> u mean it becomes more acidic as the oxidisation of wine converts ethanol into acetic acid
01:00 <beehhh> i was followed up by one cambridge dictionary from my grand paa from 1890's printen in great britain
01:00 <Atari> and i did it in australia in reserves
02:00 <Atari> it is good to get a job
02:00 <Atari> i left school at 16 ffs
02:00 <Atari> western suburbs
02:00 <Atari> grew up poor
02:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana chat pvt
02:00 <Atari> worked as labourer
02:00 <Pieter> shadsam, nite kids L)
02:00 <Atari> then went to uni and army
02:00 <beehhh> when you were young you wanna to learn as much you can but didnt have much choices
02:00 <Atari> needed to save
02:00 <Student> good to know Atari
03:00 <Student> what is your current status Atari?
03:00 <Atari> i will always be the student
03:00 <Atari> never the fucking teacher
03:00 <Atari> all knowledge is gained
03:00 <Student> ha ha 
03:00 <Atari> unless you are Steve Jobs, he is a legend
03:00 <Student> i meant are you still server the armed forces?
03:00 <Atari> no man
03:00 <beehhh> teaching is not bad if the community is sustainted and well behaved
03:00 <Atari> fuck no
03:00 <georgeandwell> isnt steve jobs gay?
03:00 <Atari> i was 20 when i did that shit
03:00 <Atari> i am 47 now
04:00 <Student> well 
04:00 <The_Baron> steve jobs is dead, I dunno if corpses have sexual preferences
04:00 <Atari> gates sucked jobs
04:00 <Student> so what is your current occupation if any 
04:00 <The_Baron> I know people have sexual preferences towards corpses
04:00 <Atari> gates the fafg
04:00 <beehhh> i dont mind being a lecturer somewhere in british columbia or alberta or saskatchewan
04:00 <The_Baron> but that's another subject alltogether
04:00 <Atari> fucking hate gates
04:00 <Atari> jobs is the man
04:00 <georgeandwell> how about...i hate teaching, and i hate learning
04:00 <beehhh> i faced the death before
04:00 <Atari> jobs my idol
05:00 <Atari> plus love his name
05:00 <Atari> biblical name
05:00 <Atari> job
05:00 <georgeandwell> steve isnt biblical
05:00 <Skrotus> jobs was a useless jerk
05:00 <Excessive> headjob
05:00 <Atari> powerful name
05:00 <beehhh> love to use the free internet in uni
05:00 <Atari> i am atheist
05:00 <Atari> but job was a cooly guy
05:00 <beehhh> Australias economy will shrink due to climate change
05:00 <georgeandwell> he was named jobs, because he was a wanker
05:00 <Atari> job prayed in the dung heap
05:00 <Student> what exactly are you trying to say Atari? lol 
05:00 <Atari> job prayed on a pile of shit
05:00 <Atari> :) hahaha
05:00 <Atari> ffs
05:00 <georgeandwell> but they couldnt put wanker in the birth cert. so they called him jobs
05:00 <Atari> how fucking dumb is that
06:00 <Student> ha ha 
06:00 <Atari> how the fuck do you pray on a pile of shit ???
06:00 <Student> do not know , found it funny 
06:00 <Atari> it is in the bible man
06:00 <Student> well you get to a side and then pray 
06:00 <Atari> i read the bible 10 times over
06:00 <Atari> i still read it
06:00 <beehhh> canada is where you'd wanna be
06:00 <Atari> some of it is real
06:00 <beehhh> tru mba
06:00 <Atari> and some of it, i can wipe my fucking arse on
06:00 <Skrotus> I'm not even convinced Atari can read
06:00 <Student> what are you talking about Atari? all of the bible is real ;)
06:00 <beehhh> once you get in you dont come out
06:00 <georgeandwell> beeh canada is full of asians too
07:00 <georgeandwell> toronoto
07:00 <Atari> Student, to a believer it is
07:00 <Atari> not to me
07:00 <Atari> it is a book of history
07:00 <Atari> literature
07:00 <Student> ha ha 
07:00 <Atari> true
07:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell those asians are from korea japan and beijing
07:00 <Atari> and psychopath believers
07:00 <Student> All of the bible is true , only the man added texts are not true ;P
07:00 <Atari> believers that are psychos
07:00 <beehhh> i got six cousins and three uncles in canada
07:00 <Atari> they are all psycho cunts
07:00 <Atari> :) haha
07:00 <georgeandwell> philipino isnt asian
07:00 <Excessive> the bible is a true account of certain events
08:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell is a psychopath
08:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno about burmese.
08:00 <Atari> filipino is asian man
08:00 <Student> a believer is not suppose to be a psychopath , the religion should relieve them of headaches ;)
08:00 <Atari> and they are damn sexy
08:00 <beehhh> filo msia indo are all close by
08:00 <Atari> FILIPINO
08:00 <georgeandwell> most of the people in the south of asia are mix race...similar to hispanics
08:00 <Atari> hot milf
08:00 <georgeandwell> where the spanish mix with the locals
08:00 <Atari> asia is asia
08:00 <Atari> dont make them fuck arians now
08:00 <Atari> ffs
09:00 <Atari> "aryans" another race shit
09:00 <Atari> give me a fucking break
09:00 <beehhh> asians are taken over of downunder
09:00 <Rak> lol can't even spell aryans
09:00 <Student> aryans live in Aisa
09:00 <Atari> sick of this racist shit
09:00 <Atari> they consider themselves better
09:00 <beehhh> big competitions i fear my own stand
09:00 <Atari> fuck tat
09:00 <Atari> that is racist
09:00 <Student> :)
09:00 <Atari> you are not racist
09:00 <Atari> but sounds racist
09:00 <The_Baron> but you just did rak
10:00 <beehhh> you work for rich people not poor peopel
10:00 <beehhh> canadians are rich
10:00 <georgeandwell> australia is a mix of all races anyway
10:00 <Atari> i want to be a trillionaire and stick it in 365 wives
10:00 <Atari> that is my dream
10:00 <Student> lol @ trillionarie shit 
10:00 <Atari> i want to have 365 women
10:00 <beehhh> two of my siblings are aussie citizen i helped them to achieve it
10:00 <Student> and by 365 you meant to have a wife at each day of year 
10:00 <Atari> actually no
10:00 <beehhh> my sis n my twin bro
10:00 <Atari> 365 x 3
10:00 <Student> 365 is not good enough for me , i want more 
10:00 <Student> way more
11:00 <Atari> i need sex 3 times a day
11:00 <Atari> so fuck you
11:00 <Atari> :)
11:00 <The_Baron> bah
11:00 <georgeandwell> my fantasy...is to buy a night club...and when  u see those girls lining up to get in....its so they can suck my cock when the bouncer finally lets one in
11:00 <beehhh> this is my 7th xmas outside of Australia
11:00 <The_Baron> you wouldn't know what to do with one woman..
11:00 <Student> you need? and what does your body needs? lol 
11:00 <The_Baron> let alone 365
11:00 <Atari> breakfast, lunch and dinner
11:00 <Atari> 1000 wives
11:00 <Atari> farkkkk
11:00 <Student> 1000 is too short :P
12:00 <Student> i be needing more variety :P
12:00 <Atari> actually
12:00 <Atari> it is long
12:00 <Student> not really 
12:00 <Atari> 1 grand is big money to sum
12:00 <Student> just feel like handful , that is all 
12:00 <georgeandwell> i need 1000Terabytes of women
12:00 <beehhh> my aunt paid me 5grand in GBP just before xmas
12:00 <Atari> i bought a 4tb hdd for 200 bux
12:00 <Student> you need porn georgeandwell :P
12:00 <Atari> :)
12:00 <Atari> beat that
12:00 <Student> yah porn and masterbaution goes well for people :P
13:00 <Student> lol
13:00 <beehhh> i'm not spending much of her hard yakka savings
13:00 <beehhh> only bought fan tea and noodle
13:00 <beehhh> fuck electronic gedgets will do no good but harm to my brain
13:00 <Student> but i never thought you are a "hand" man Atari :P
14:00 <Atari> beehhh, remember the open swimming pool in moonee ponds at victoria park ?
14:00 <Atari> https://plus.google.com/photos/105360858922119274632/albums/5383903563616321169/5383904034680729010?banner=pwa&pid=5383904034680729010&oid=105360858922119274632
14:00 <Atari> took a photo
14:00 <Atari> 20 megapixel
14:00 <Atari> nice eh ?
14:00 <beehhh> i have to look when i disc bookmark for u
15:00 <Atari> its a photo ffs :)
15:00 <beehhh> loading 2morrow i get fresh start on bandwidth
15:00 <Student> the tree seem to be falling 
15:00 <Atari> it is moonee ponds
15:00 <Atari> the ponds
15:00 <Atari> it is a pond
15:00 <Atari> at moonee
16:00 <Atari> haha
16:00 <beehhh> my superfast fibre line dont support irc
16:00 <Atari> whatever
16:00 <beehhh> i got two lines
16:00 <Atari> you cant beat my speed beehhh
16:00 <beehhh> still on that same old eeepc
16:00 <Atari> it is corporate
16:00 <Atari> i dont have a house line
16:00 <Atari> :)
16:00 <Atari> want to see ?
17:00 <beehhh> cant recall
17:00 <beehhh> is that near marybrnong
17:00 <Atari> i am not a cop
17:00 <Atari> relax
18:00 <Atari> http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2430882046.png
18:00 <Atari> that is a govt connection
18:00 <Atari> houses are not allowed the connection i have
18:00 <beehhh> this is not mooney ponds its in essendon
18:00 <Atari> that is corp
18:00 <Atari> houses only allowed to 25 mbps
18:00 <beehhh> Atari do visit ascotvale dan murphys worth awhile
19:00 <Atari> wah ?
19:00 <Atari> yes
19:00 <Atari> mount alexander road
19:00 <beehhh> yup
19:00 <beehhh> my favorite
19:00 <Atari> my mates at the uni go there
19:00 <Atari> i am family of VUT
19:00 <Atari> footscray boy
20:00 <beehhh> buy me a cherry wine please come from coraitia
20:00 <Atari> wtf :)
20:00 <Atari> mateus ?
20:00 <Atari> you like portugal ?
20:00 <Atari> Mateus Of Portugal
20:00 <Atari> it is a cherry wine
20:00 <beehhh> st albans
20:00 <Atari> it is cheap
20:00 <Atari> only 70 a bottle
20:00 <Atari> want some ?
21:00 <beehhh> i like tawny port
21:00 <Atari> penfolds
21:00 <Atari> estate
21:00 <Atari> grandfather ?
21:00 <The_Baron> only penfolds that truly impressed me was the Grange Shiraz 1982
21:00 <Atari> nice
21:00 <The_Baron> though not worth 1200 a bottle
21:00 <Atari> good year
21:00 <The_Baron> but still very nice 
21:00 <Atari> chateau year
21:00 <beehhh> Atari visit india and sell australian wine you'd make fortune
22:00 <The_Baron> though no wine is worth 1200 a bottle
22:00 <beehhh> india is non muslim country
22:00 <Atari> beehhh, the shit is all my dads
22:00 <Atari> i aint selling one bottle
22:00 <The_Baron> unless it gave me head 3 times a day and made me breakfast
22:00 <Atari> i share it with family
22:00 <Atari> fuck selling what he cherished
22:00 <beehhh> india has so many 5star hotels
22:00 <beehhh> but the condition of a 1star
22:00 <Atari> dude
22:00 <Atari> it is poison
22:00 <Atari> any alchohol is
23:00 <Atari> heh :)
23:00 <beehhh> buy from vines and sell directly i'll come with you we could become millioniares in no time
23:00 <Atari> ice cubes
23:00 <Atari> i think we all addicted
23:00 <Atari> ya
23:00 <Atari> cigarettes on cigarettes 
23:00 <Atari> my mama think i stink
24:00 <Atari> i got burnholes on my hoodies
24:00 <Atari> hahaha
24:00 <beehhh> i like chicks to smell my odor
24:00 <Atari> love this rap song
24:00 <beehhh> especially my foot
24:00 <Atari> i go to sauna everyday
24:00 <Atari> like sweating :)
24:00 <Excessive> I miss my cocoa butter kisses 
24:00 <beehhh> your liver is rot
24:00 <Atari> yeah well at least i drink only once a week
24:00 <Atari> not like you
25:00 <Atari> you drink everyday :)
25:00 <Atari> rofl
25:00 <Atari> i think we all addicted bro
25:00 <beehhh> scratching buttcheek
25:00 <Atari> lets not be hypocrites
25:00 <Atari> bend over bitch ass
25:00 <Atari> time for some greek olive oil :)
25:00 <beehhh> i put a soap inside during shower
26:00 <Atari> gimme a 6 lover boy
26:00 <Excessive> use some ribbed condoms, for traction in the mud :P
26:00 <Atari> fuck i feel like calling triple j
26:00 <Atari> just to tell them to get fucked
26:00 <Atari> this rap shit hour is fucked
26:00 <Atari> too fucked up
26:00 <Atari> the mixes are bad
27:00 <beehhh> listen to radio national on ABC
27:00 <Atari> they should just stick to local artists
27:00 <Atari> Aussie Rap
27:00 <Atari> the old skool to the new skool
27:00 <Atari> wtf is this rap ?
27:00 <Atari> sounds like fucking play skool
27:00 <Atari> fool
28:00 <The_Baron> tripple J has been shit since 1998
28:00 <beehhh> toast on tomato puree, cheese and double omelette for supper need energy to prepare but
28:00 <The_Baron> well 1999
28:00 <Atari> i love it
28:00 <Atari> you need to fuck rapidly to the beat of triple j
28:00 <Atari> like the show "queer as folk"
28:00 <beehhh> you love eating youghurt with black pitted olives didnt you
29:00 <Atari> thats a mix
29:00 <Atari> not with yoghurt
29:00 <The_Baron> like the hottest 100's
29:00 <The_Baron> they are terrible
29:00 <Excessive> I lurve tzatziky
29:00 <Atari> and i love don olives
29:00 <Atari> green olives
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like much "new" music
29:00 <Atari> not grek
29:00 <beehhh> good for digestion
29:00 <The_Baron> I call it cacik, coz that's what turks call it
29:00 <beehhh> greek style yoghurt 2kg
29:00 <Atari> tsatziki is the best yoghurt by far
29:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> turks invented it
30:00 <beehhh> should be 5kg
30:00 <Atari> but italian olives are supreme
30:00 <Atari> more tastier
30:00 <The_Baron> greek olives are pretty good though
30:00 <The_Baron> the wrinkly black ones that are flavoursome as fuck
30:00 <beehhh> doritos on yoghurt
30:00 <Atari> the mammoth olives are nice
30:00 <Transmatron> enough of talk of wog food
30:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> no such thing as greek
30:00 <The_Baron> not like them pathetic spanish olives, that wish they were greek olives
30:00 <Transmatron> we're in australia mate
30:00 <Atari> but they have to be hard and big
30:00 <Atari> not soft and big
30:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> its all turkish
30:00 <Atari> soft will be saggy
30:00 <Atari> need to know how to pick olives
31:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> the spanish olives in a jar
31:00 <beehhh> i want two chinese pussy and one thai soup
31:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> are good with hoppy beers
31:00 <Atari> spanish are nice
31:00 <The_Baron> Willy_Fingerbottom, the greeks historically bred and cultivated the olive more than other cultures
31:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> greeks historically bred with young boys butts
31:00 <Atari> well greek industry is only based on 5 things mostly
31:00 <Transmatron> haha
32:00 <Atari> farming, olives, vegetables, oil, sheep and fishing
32:00 <Atari> 6
32:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> and apubisu
32:00 <Atari> nothing else
32:00 <beehhh> asians are gradually taken over all the western countries
32:00 <Atari> mostly village crap guys
32:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> malaka
32:00 <Atari> greece is poor
33:00 <Atari> Willy_Fingerbottom, i honour Greece
33:00 <Atari> i am greek
33:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> greece is the broadmeadows of europe
33:00 <beehhh> greece has lot of farming land
33:00 <Excessive> beehhh, stfu already abt the chinezos takin over
33:00 <Student> well people of greece are not hard working 
33:00 <beehhh> and macadonia
33:00 <Atari> i know how much greece suffered under turks, persians and romans
33:00 <Atari> student
33:00 <Atari> bullshit
33:00 <Atari> i lived in greece for 12 years
33:00 <beehhh> Excessive i saw the stat
33:00 <Atari> we struggle
33:00 <Transmatron> alexander the great conquered the known world
33:00 <Atari> go live there
34:00 <Transmatron> how can u say greeks are not hard working
34:00 <Student> yah what? they are pretty hardworking and not get paid for whatever they do? that is bullshit
34:00 <Atari> stop reading too much
34:00 <beehhh> all new citizens are from either china or msian chinese
34:00 <Atari> you will read too much crap
34:00 <Student> ha ha 
34:00 <Atari> dude, the employers employ without paying tax
34:00 <Atari> saves money
34:00 <beehhh> canada is my only hope to live again
34:00 <Atari> businesses are corrupt
34:00 <Atari> employers are corrupt
35:00 <beehhh> australia dont want to know me anymore cause i'm too old for there
35:00 <Student> canada is just a shit place to live on 
35:00 <Transmatron> where are u living at the moment beehhh?
35:00 <The_Baron> emigrating to canada is harder than emigrating to australia
35:00 <Atari> employees prefer not to pay tax
35:00 <Student> Atari that does not matter
35:00 <Atari> the govt of greece is not corrupt
35:00 <beehhh> i had my moment and finally made up my mind
35:00 <Atari> it is the people
35:00 <Atari> they dont pay tax
35:00 <beehhh> hard decision but effective and viable
35:00 <Atari> that is the price of extreme democracy
35:00 <Atari> ok ?
35:00 <Student> Atari one you get self aware, you can do whatever you want to do , i.e. struggle to raise the pay etc etc
35:00 <Atari> live and learn
36:00 <Student> ok i do not really care much about greeks any way :) 
36:00 <Atari> black money is a bitch
36:00 <beehhh> The_Baron: there is a saying out of sight out of mind
36:00 <Atari> i keep my body tight ?
36:00 <Atari> ffs
36:00 <Student> you seem to have a sensitive spot for greeks , so well yah you can say whatever you want to say Atari
36:00 <The_Baron> well that philosophy is for ostriches
36:00 <The_Baron> and I aint a gangly flightless bird personally
36:00 <Student> what exactly is black money?
36:00 <Skrotus> yum
36:00 <Atari> Student, enough to know how much my family suffered
37:00 <Skrotus> it's money that is black
37:00 <Atari> my dad fought in ww2
37:00 <Skrotus> clearly
37:00 <The_Baron> black money steals itself then asks for welfare
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <beehhh> nothing much left in me to offer for australia
37:00 <Atari> ok ? :)
37:00 <Student> you dad fought for the black money? :P
37:00 <Atari> Australia is the greatest country in the World
37:00 <The_Baron> dude, what is there to offer in general?
37:00 <Atari> and we are fucking it
37:00 <The_Baron> most people lead lives that will not amount to shit
37:00 <Transmatron> my dad flew to germany to fight for the Reich in ww2
37:00 <The_Baron> most of you will do work that really doesn't impact anyone in any dramatic or positive way
37:00 <Student> every country of the world is great, it is all about the people living in there and doing stuff Atari
38:00 <Transmatron> he answered the call
38:00 <Atari> dunno
38:00 <beehhh> i dont reckon everyone could be a winner there
38:00 <Atari> i think it is tards that dont pay tax, that fuck it
38:00 <The_Baron> but as long as you pay your taxes, u will feel entitled enough to earn some modicum of respect
38:00 <Atari> but yeah
38:00 <The_Baron> even though most of you are just wage slaves
38:00 <beehhh> been there done that and became a victim of bullying by my ex wife
38:00 <Transmatron> Atari your dad must be an old cunt
38:00 <Atari> brb 3mins take a piss
38:00 <Atari> he passed away
38:00 <Transmatron> if he was old enough to fight duting ww2
38:00 <Atari> he was 90
38:00 <Atari> i am 47
38:00 <Student> giving money for the right cause is very noble, but giving money so others can enjoy on it, that is pretty fucked up call 
38:00 <Transmatron> damn ur 47?
39:00 <Transmatron> thats older than Bastardly_One
39:00 <Transmatron> u got a pic?
39:00 <Atari> me and longie and mikey and carl are the oldest users here
39:00 <Atari> love and peace
39:00 <Student> Sevi , the strawberry :)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie is young
39:00 <Sevi> Hey Student 
39:00 <Student> who is carl?
39:00 <Student> hello Sevi
39:00 <Sevi> How are you?
39:00 <Student> well i am doing pretty cool , how about you ?>
40:00 <Sevi> Yeah good thanks. Just got in :)
41:00 <Student> yah :) welcome :) 
41:00 <Student> here comes the Greek ;)
41:00 <Transmatron> debating wether i should apply to be a housemate in bigbrother 2014 or not
41:00 <beehhh> majority study in canda either get a work permit or permanent residency
41:00 <Transmatron> if so, hopefulyy once its over i would get a job in the media
41:00 <beehhh> i know of many girls from bangladesh
42:00 <Transmatron> like presenting some outdoors show or something
42:00 <Student> :)
42:00 <beehhh> like my ex wife turned into a prostitute just to pay off her mums bill
42:00 <Atari> some of these fucking games on xbox dont work on autoscan on 65 inch led
42:00 <Atari> fuck that
42:00 <Atari> anyone got any idea ?
42:00 <beehhh> i offered her a job at my shell and brothers coles but she refused
42:00 <Atari> SOF dont work
43:00 <Student> ha ha Transmatron
43:00 <Atari> i was 26 when Duke Nukem 3d came out
43:00 <Sevi> Would you like a snack Skrotus ?
43:00 <Atari> dont make me out to be old :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ao what? I'm in my 40s and I play the PS
43:00 <Atari> i love games
43:00 <beehhh> what hurts the most is telling the truth
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *so what
43:00 <Student> haha, i was champion with duke nukem 
43:00 <Skrotus> I would Sevi but I probably shouldn't
43:00 <Skrotus> I've been putting on weight lately
43:00 <Transmatron> and your a fucken sadcunt Bastardly_One. thats what.t
43:00 <Transmatron> duh
44:00 <Transmatron> but we all know this
44:00 <Atari> Student, did you connect direct to another person ?
44:00 <Atari> i did
44:00 <Sevi> Skrotus: carrot sticks ok? Lol
44:00 <Student> what are you waiting for , xmas, you want to dance ha ha 
44:00 <beehhh> here is better i mean on irc
44:00 <Atari> Student, did you connect with a modem ?
44:00 <Atari> dialup
44:00 <The_Baron> I was 14 when that came out
44:00 <Student> duke nukem was not a network game Atari
44:00 <Atari> 9600 baud
44:00 <The_Baron> so u are 43
44:00 <Transmatron> lol
44:00 <Atari> Student
44:00 <Skrotus> I can justify that I guess Sevi 
44:00 <Atari> wrong
44:00 <Atari> stebie
44:00 <Student> ic
44:00 <Atari> bounce this fuck
44:00 <Sevi> But on a serious note I have cherry ripe balls, caramel filled choc cupcakes with whipped choc ganache or peanut choc fudge
44:00 <Atari> hahaha
44:00 <Atari> just kidding
45:00 <Student> i never thought it can netwroked, i thought doom can be played on network 
45:00 <Atari> like i said Student
45:00 <Student> :P
45:00 <Atari> live and learn
45:00 <The_Baron> u said u were 26 when duke nukem 3d came out
45:00 <The_Baron> that was in 1996
45:00 <Atari> yes
45:00 <Student> you played Street Fighter2?
45:00 <The_Baron> so ur 43 now
45:00 <The_Baron> or close to
45:00 <beehhh> you tried to commit suicide but you couldnt had succeeded
45:00 <Atari> actually 47
45:00 <Transmatron> but u said u are 47 earlier 
45:00 <Atari> i aint deadly accurate
45:00 <Atari> i guessed
45:00 <Atari> sorry
45:00 <Transmatron> thats coz ur lying
45:00 <The_Baron> well u were way off
45:00 <Transmatron> how can u get ur own age wrong
45:00 <Atari> i am not lying
45:00 <Skrotus> I think cherry ripe might be my favourite chocolate bar these days
45:00 <Student> you gassed? oh so poisionous :P
45:00 <Transmatron> unless ur a fucken re-tard
45:00 <beehhh> later i realised i got bullied by many
45:00 <Atari> you want to make me a liar
46:00 <Atari> because you are full of shit
46:00 <Transmatron> who me?
46:00 <Atari> and a pathological liar
46:00 <beehhh> hater's world leave me in a peace
46:00 <Atari> yes :)
46:00 <Atari> i just made a guess
46:00 <Transmatron> fuck you old fuck i will crack ur athritis skull
46:00 <Sevi> Skrotus: cherry ripe n toblerone
46:00 <Student> gas again :P
46:00 <Atari> you love to slander and accuse and lie
46:00 <Student> yum yum Sevi
46:00 <Atari> cos i am drunk and did not bother to count
46:00 <Transmatron> Atari you old osteoperosis mother fucker
46:00 <The_Baron> so ur 47, means u were 31 or so when duke nukem 3d came out
46:00 <Atari> i aint 100% accurate like you
46:00 <Transmatron> go bak to yah nursing home cunt
47:00 <Atari> yeha
47:00 <Atari> no
47:00 <Atari> that aint right
47:00 <Transmatron> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what year were you born Atari?
47:00 <Transmatron> Atari has been caught out.
47:00 <Atari> GET THE MATH RIGHT FFS
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :O
47:00 <Atari> :) HAHA
47:00 <beehhh> when the dick dont work your body absob a lot of strenth
47:00 <Transmatron> at least Bastardly_One has been honest with his age
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its dusty!!
47:00 <Atari> fucking hell
47:00 <Student> oh no MistressOfMayhem :( 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the brat!
47:00 <Student> all the fun would be spoiled after the entry of MistressOfMayhem :(
47:00 <Transmatron> Atari = just been ownt.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its your brat ;)
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <3
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari
48:00 <Atari> atari was not pwned
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
48:00 <Atari> you idiot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what year were you born?
48:00 <Student> wow Bastardly_One is on too, what a timing :P fucktard hour has just begin lol 
48:00 <Atari> i just did not bother to do math
48:00 <The_Baron> hold up my math was wrong
48:00 <Atari> idiot
48:00 <Skrotus> Atari only drinks once a week because he's not an alcoholic
48:00 <Transmatron> he's trying to find his calculator Bastardly_One
48:00 <The_Baron> u woulda been 31-32 when duke nukem 3d came out
48:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone can answer that in a second
48:00 <beehhh> 96 is legal
48:00 <Transmatron> might take a while
48:00 <Skrotus> yet somehow he manages to be drunk on irc every night
48:00 <Atari> actually i am alchoholic
48:00 <Atari> tonight
48:00 <Student> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN IN ATARI?
48:00 <Atari> and you took advantage of a drunl
49:00 <Transmatron> answer him Atari
49:00 <Atari> so i will bend over
49:00 <beehhh> he from 60's
49:00 <Atari> gay prick
49:00 <Student> sorry Atari i do not have change for you :P
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Atari how old are you?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what year it would be beehhh
49:00 <The_Baron> well according to my calculations, he woulda been born in 1965
49:00 <Atari> 47
49:00 <Atari> i don't lie
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how hard is it to answer what year you were born in?
49:00 <The_Baron> maybe 1964
49:00 <Atari> i got older ffs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be able to answer in a sec
49:00 <Atari> this aint 1997
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what year it is
49:00 <beehhh> older is good
49:00 <Atari> when i was 30
49:00 <Atari> ffs
49:00 <Skrotus> ffs
49:00 <Student> :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
50:00 <beehhh> like vintage cheese
50:00 <Atari> :~(
50:00 <The_Baron> so u were 30 in 1997?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes it 1967
50:00 <Student> calm down Atari, no body cares about your age ;)
50:00 <The_Baron> yep
50:00 <Atari> i feel old :(
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds right
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was 69
50:00 <Student> you are too old Atari :P Die Hard :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and 45 next year
50:00 <Atari> send me a 19 year old whore
50:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, that's a good year
50:00 <The_Baron> ;)
50:00 <The_Baron> :P
50:00 <beehhh> i used to chat up ol chaps down the pub where i used to live some were 80s
50:00 <Atari> and lock me in the psycho room 69
50:00 <beehhh> most of them passed on
50:00 <Atari> fark
50:00 <Student> who is this person The_Baron?
50:00 <Skrotus> yum
51:00 <Atari> :)
51:00 <beehhh> old aussie blokes were different than the newbies
51:00 <The_Baron> a person
51:00 <Student> like 6ft away from the nose ;)
51:00 <Student> yeah Digerati , 
51:00 <Transmatron> <Atari> send me a 19 year old whore
51:00 <Transmatron> u said ur son is 20
51:00 <Digerati> aint my problem i was born on "the summer of love"
51:00 <Student> i know someone is hiding under this atari shit 
51:00 <Digerati> haight and ashburt
51:00 <Transmatron> so youd fuck someone who is young enough to be your child?
51:00 <Sevi> Student: no right under his nose
51:00 <The_Baron> I was born on the summer of Hey Mickey
51:00 <Student> born or made in the summer of love :P
51:00 <Transmatron> u got no morals 
51:00 <Digerati> haight and ashbory
51:00 <Transmatron> fucken perve
52:00 <Student> ok Sevi thanks for the "fast " clearification :P
52:00 <Digerati> i am just a flower child
52:00 <Skrotus> 6ft would be kind of odd
52:00 <Digerati> never meant to be
52:00 <Digerati> society
52:00 <Student> lol what the hell is a flower child? :P
52:00 <Digerati> google it
52:00 <Digerati> "summer of love"
52:00 <beehhh> that curlpit needs to be arrested whom slaughterd mini horses
52:00 <Student> it is ok Digerati you can calm down , i understand it is christmas, but it is ok 
52:00 <Digerati> those that were born in that year are know as "flower child"
52:00 <Sevi> Skrotus: no point holding it away from you, you'd only try attacking me to get to it
52:00 <Digerati> not 1969
53:00 <Student> Sevi under the nose is so much near the mouth :) 
53:00 <beehhh> summer of 69
53:00 <Digerati> summer of 67
53:00 <Digerati> was the summer of love
53:00 <beehhh> were you in melb
53:00 <Digerati> :)
53:00 <Sevi> Student:  that's not a problem
53:00 <The_Baron> 1966 was the summer of love was 1966
53:00 <Digerati> Sunbury :)
53:00 <Student> i do not know what a cupcake is doing under the nose, it should be in the belly already :-/
53:00 <The_Baron> bah to my bad typing
53:00 <Sevi> He's only gonna want to eat it
53:00 <Digerati> fuck this rap
53:00 <The_Baron> oh wait, 1967 was the summer of love
53:00 <The_Baron> my bad
53:00 <beehhh> kate sobrano is hawaiian
53:00 <Digerati> it is hitting my head hard
54:00 <Digerati> yes
54:00 <Student> Sevi that is too slow, i need fast action :P
54:00 <beehhh> she & I were heroin addict
54:00 <Student> shit 
54:00 <Digerati> father i want to kill you, mama i want to fuck you - jimmy morrison - the doors
54:00 <Digerati> wat a fuckn psycho
54:00 <Excessive> kate ceberano*
55:00 <Sevi> Student: I tease
55:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7u5mdiiFfk
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Welle: Erdball - 10. Die Stunde Null (c64) - Operation Zeitsturm (May 30, 2011) 2:59 - Category: Music - 4,742 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <beehhh> how did u figure that out
55:00 <Student> Sevi too slow :P it is 2013, where is remote control please :P
55:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> germans are the best at everything
55:00 <Digerati> someone should have put a bullet in that cunt jimmy morrison
55:00 <Digerati> i loved Karen Carpenter
55:00 <Student> Willy_Fingerbottom are you a german?
55:00 <Digerati> John Lennon a legend
55:00 <beehhh> i fan beegees
56:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> half
56:00 <Digerati> yeah
56:00 <Sevi> Student: no I prefer to put myself between Skrotus  and the cupcake
56:00 <Digerati> bee gees, good kids
56:00 <Skrotus> :o
56:00 <Student> Sevi ha ha 
56:00 <Digerati> listen to them when they were children ?
56:00 <beehhh> ohh i have him and simba on ignore
56:00 <Digerati> minors
56:00 <Digerati> under 18
56:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> simba is a gigantic faggot
56:00 <Student> Sevi i would be more than please if there is just a capcake between you and Skrotus 
56:00 <Digerati> Willy_Fingerbottom, kline is inevitable
57:00 <Digerati> stfu
57:00 <Digerati> i love EMINEM
57:00 <Digerati> bitch
57:00 <beehhh> that paki is still shitting
57:00 <Digerati> say wassup
57:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> eminem is a jew
57:00 <Student> Sevi ofcourse one would be needing "cupcake energy" for love :P
57:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> zionist rap
57:00 <Digerati> yeah fool
57:00 <Digerati> he a jew
57:00 <Digerati> so are you
57:00 <beehhh> * Removed *!*[email protected] from ignore list * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
57:00 <Digerati> ol fool
57:00 <Skrotus> jew jew jew jew jew
57:00 <Sevi> I don't need cupcakes for energy
58:00 <Digerati> matis yahu
58:00 <Student> lol Sevi i was not taking about you either, it was under Skrotus's nose remember? :P
58:00 <The_Baron> We want the moschiach
58:00 <Digerati> hava nagila
58:00 <The_Baron> We want the moschiach!
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> i make more than all of you
58:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> dirtbag jews
58:00 <beehhh> Student go chat in your karachi channel, australia is full
58:00 <Digerati> i make my dick love your money
58:00 <Digerati> when you show me your love of dick
58:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> proof
58:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> http://i.imgur.com/2503T0F.jpg
59:00 <Digerati> faggot
59:00 <The_Baron> LOL
59:00 <Digerati> :)
59:00 <Student> who is that Willy_Fingerbottom?
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> thats me m8
59:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
59:00 <beehhh> 50bucks
59:00 <Student> oh you seem pretty much gay to me Willy_Fingerbottom 
59:00 <The_Baron> anyone could fashion their dole payment into a g-string
59:00 <The_Baron> :P
59:00 <Digerati> Will I Am
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> yeah
00:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> well im the only one
00:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> who has done so
00:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would think of a nick like that
00:00 <Digerati> only a retard
00:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> http://i.imgur.com/e0CRwJM.jpg
00:00 <Digerati> willy wanker
00:00 <Sevi> Does that mean I have to get dressed?
00:00 <Student> lol Sevi
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> you fools wish you were as ballin as me
01:00 <Student> Sevi dress is love killer honey :P
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> 50 dolla bills
01:00 <Student> whose photo is on that 50$ bil?
01:00 <Digerati> sevi to the levi, but you do know that the chevi is dri, and good ol boys like wisskei and pie
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> i wipe my ass with
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> its me yo
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> ne chicks
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> wanna hook up
01:00 <Digerati> wipe my dick
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> take u clubbin
01:00 <Digerati> it still has cum stains from last week
02:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> treat u liek a lady uno
02:00 <Digerati> i never bothered to wash my jocks
02:00 <beehhh> yeah i'll bring a peacepipe
02:00 <Digerati> after i fucked my bitch :)
02:00 <Digerati> polish guys
02:00 <Student> hard to imagine a person have cum stains for a week 
02:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> i got mad stacks of 50's yo
02:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> wheres faux at
02:00 <Digerati> hehe
02:00 <Student> lol Willy_Fingerbottom
02:00 <beehhh> liverpool
02:00 <faux> ?
02:00 <Digerati> free my mind jesus
02:00 <Student> lol 
02:00 <Student> she is here 
02:00 <Digerati> give me some heroin
02:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> take her cruisin in my 800hp evo
03:00 <Digerati> i need douchebags
03:00 <Student> call for the devil and devil is here, ladie and gentleman faux for you :P
03:00 <Digerati> heroin is inevitable
03:00 <Student> Digerati you are getting out of hands :P
03:00 <Digerati> to free my mind
03:00 <beehhh> fill up ur evo and do a runna
03:00 <Digerati> Student :)
03:00 <Student> Digerati ha ha ;)
03:00 <beehhh> you'd be live on channel 7,8,9
03:00 <Digerati>  Graham Kennedy was heroin
03:00 <Student> Sevi you are slow as usual :P 
03:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> steve vizard was on coke
03:00 <The_Baron> frontside douchebags save lives http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=-bF9azyFZ_vepM&tbnid=HWpkFfLt9iZ8tM:&ved=0CAgQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhooniverse.com%2F2010%2F02%2F01%2Fferrari-dealership-proves-douchebag-ferraristi-stereotype%2F&ei=vkK4UvLvHMTQkwXE_IHADg&psig=AFQjCNFEHBj5DBs8cLpfnfFRipv9BQnsPA&ust=1387893822535608
03:00 <Digerati> poor bastard had hepatitis C
04:00 <Digerati> fucking hell
04:00 <beehhh> tell them you have money but cant pay
04:00 <Student> Sevi are you actually getting dressed , while i am waiting on your door :P
04:00 <Sevi> Student: nope not getting dressed
04:00 <Digerati> i know the bombs the army made
04:00 <Digerati> haha
04:00 <Student> Sevi ok :) but what is with the door closed? :P
04:00 <Digerati> fucking nuts used them on children
04:00 <Digerati> fucking evil fucks
05:00 <beehhh> army set the nsw on fire during a training session n couldnt demilize it with a short hose
05:00 <Digerati> the army should always use bombs on adult terrorists
05:00 <Digerati> please define terrorist
05:00 <Digerati> then use the bomb
05:00 <Student> easier said than done
05:00 <Digerati> to your discretion
05:00 <beehhh> they have lack of resources too
05:00 <Digerati> as long as it is an adult
05:00 <Digerati> and not a minor
05:00 <Digerati> anything under 16 is a minor
05:00 <Digerati> thank you
05:00 <Digerati> subliminal messaging is complete
06:00 <Student> lol Sevi, what kind of a host are you ? :P
06:00 <beehhh> navy dont have enough boats to save the asylum seekers and indonasia wont help anybody that sinks on a sea
06:00 <Digerati> we will claim it for CHINA !
06:00 <The_Baron> anything over 16 is fair game ;)
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <Digerati> fuck adult
06:00 <Digerati> adults
06:00 <Digerati> a bomb only costs 60 bucks
06:00 <Digerati> fucking army are nuts
06:00 <The_Baron> it would be cheaper to just get all the boat ppl on the dole
06:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> if theres grass on the field
06:00 <Digerati> fuck army life
06:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> play ball
06:00 <Digerati> cheap cunts
06:00 <The_Baron> costing like 100 grand or some shit in detainment
06:00 <The_Baron> hell give em 16 grand a year on the dole
07:00 <Digerati> her ?
07:00 <Student> yes her 
07:00 <Digerati> never knew you where are girl
07:00 <Student> lol 
07:00 <Student> her bedroom Digerati
07:00 <beehhh> Student's wife is a pretty paki
07:00 <Digerati> you a virgin ?
07:00 <Sevi> My bedroom door is always open
07:00 <Skrotus> I live in a studio apartment
07:00 <beehhh> he showed me her photo i wanked
07:00 <Skrotus> the whole thing is my bedroom
07:00 <Digerati> anything over 18 will do, i got law standards
08:00 <Digerati> :)
08:00 <Student> still knocked it for the confirmation , you might get mad at me coming right into your bedroom Sevi :P
08:00 <Digerati> will use oil
08:00 <Digerati> pure virgin olive oil
08:00 <beehhh> are you on colin st
08:00 <Digerati> aint cheap
08:00 <Digerati> collins street
08:00 <Skrotus> yeah it is
08:00 <Digerati> twin towers
08:00 <Digerati> collins st
08:00 <Student> some studio apartments are very well designed 
09:00 <Skrotus> I'm not complaining
09:00 <beehhh> good guess after 7yr of separation
09:00 <Digerati> twin towers collins street has apartments
09:00 <Digerati> nice ones to
09:00 <Digerati> 1.5 million
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1486785_416484585152118_907997264_n.jpg
09:00 <Digerati> 2 bedroom
09:00 <Digerati> 20 year lease
09:00 <Sevi> In bed silly 
09:00 <Digerati> fucking cant own a skycraper
10:00 <Digerati> can you
10:00 <Student> lol 
10:00 <Digerati> damn
10:00 <Digerati> eureka is nice
10:00 <Digerati> to thin but'
10:00 <Digerati> i love rialto
11:00 <beehhh> i like the red lake at mt gambier
11:00 <Digerati> beehhh
11:00 <Digerati> canola oil for you
11:00 <Digerati> you cheap cunt :)
11:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1471850_622184194511241_157675471_n.jpg
11:00 <Digerati> actually no
12:00 <Digerati> not canola
12:00 <Digerati> ws thinking
12:00 <Digerati> umm
12:00 <Digerati> yeah
12:00 <Student> ha ha The_Baron
12:00 <Digerati> cottonseed oil
12:00 <Digerati> the cheapest fucking oil their is
13:00 <Digerati> heats up in a instant
13:00 <beehhh> is that serious
13:00 <beehhh> people can die from weed?
13:00 <Digerati> yes beehhh
13:00 <Student> yah ofcourse they can die of heart attack 
13:00 <Digerati> Bob died from it
13:00 <Digerati> Marley
13:00 <Student> and people can die of sex too ,
13:00 <Digerati> it is called Lung Cancer
14:00 <Traveller83> divorced male alone for xmas here :(
14:00 <Digerati> Excessive marijana use causes lung cancer
14:00 <Digerati> you dick
14:00 <Digerati> :) haha
14:00 <Student> any type of smoking can cause lung cancer 
14:00 <beehhh> only reason i quit ganja cos of my lung otherwise i wouldnt
14:00 <The_Baron> Digerati, where did u get that idea
14:00 <Digerati> student is learning
14:00 <beehhh> weed is the best medicine for brain
14:00 <The_Baron> excessive marijuana use has had no links to lung cancer
14:00 <beehhh> thc it is
15:00 <Digerati> everything in moderation The_Baron
15:00 <Digerati> marley did not take it in moderation apparently
15:00 <The_Baron> just saying, it's bullshit, there is no links to cannabis and lung cancer at all
15:00 <Skrotus> D:
15:00 <Digerati> weed has to be mixed
15:00 <Skrotus> except that most people smoke it with tobacco
15:00 <Digerati> it is the mix
15:00 <The_Baron> Skrotus, most people in this country
15:00 <Digerati> mmkay
15:00 <Bastardly_One> know how Marley found out he had cancer?
15:00 <Digerati> smoke ganja straight mun
15:00 <beehhh> my lung was damaged from smoking ciggys and breating toxic air back in bangladesh
15:00 <Digerati> like me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> a mole on a toe
15:00 <Digerati> and flyyyy
16:00 <Student> lol 
16:00 <Digerati> rofl
16:00 <The_Baron> I have to anectdotal things that make me think cannabis is actually pretty good for the lungs
16:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
16:00 <Skrotus> yeah I don't know about it otherwise
16:00 <Digerati> to the skyyyyy
16:00 <The_Baron> my old man has been smoking weed and tobacco for over 40 years
16:00 <Digerati> so highh
16:00 <Digerati> like a pieeeee
16:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sure breathing any sort of smoke in is good for the lungs
16:00 <Digerati> like minogue pie
16:00 <Skrotus> but yeah I'd leave it up to the science
16:00 <Digerati> she so fly
16:00 <The_Baron> when he had a lung scan last year, he didn't even show early signs of brown lung let alone emphesema
16:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, ummm I've emphysema dude ... and I think teh bong did it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *the bong
16:00 <Digerati> creamy pie
16:00 <Skrotus> if there is any
16:00 <Digerati> lick her thighs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got COAD ... fancy name for emphysema
17:00 <Student> The_Baron well old people just smoke and that is all about it :)
17:00 <The_Baron> also met another person who had a lung scan with similar results whilst smoking much the same time as my old man
17:00 <Digerati> minogue pie
17:00 <Digerati> kylieeee
17:00 <beehhh> i have a good sense of smell i could smell from miles away
17:00 <Student> The_Baron the scanning machine must be a scam :P
17:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, u think, do u know?
17:00 <Skrotus> individual anecdotes don't count for much though in the long run
17:00 <beehhh> must be the tea
17:00 <The_Baron> actually bongs can cause emphesema this is true
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been diagnosed
17:00 <The_Baron> mainly because of the dirty water vapour
17:00 <Skrotus> smoking increases the *chance* of lung cancer
17:00 <Digerati> you smell like a asian slut that aint washed her cunt for a week, like anchovies and garlic
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> with fucktardery Bastardly_One?
18:00 <Digerati> beehhh
18:00 <Digerati> haha
18:00 <beehhh> i like to smell birds
18:00 <Bastardly_One> MoM :P ... nuh I've got emphysema
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah i read up after i wrote that
18:00 <beehhh> their warmth wing
18:00 <The_Baron> personally I've smoked weed like a bitch with no real effect on my bronchial system
18:00 <Student> :)
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
18:00 <shadsam> stupid cunt
18:00 <The_Baron> I aint got the capacity I used to, but other than that
18:00 <The_Baron> I am sweet
18:00 <Digerati> hahaha
18:00 <Digerati> MistressOfMayhem, may i get on my knees ?
18:00 <Digerati> i need a aphrodite
18:00 <Digerati> like kylie 
19:00 <Digerati> tonight
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ON YOUR KNEES!
19:00 <Skrotus> personally I haven't died once yet, as far as I know I'm immortal
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
19:00 <Digerati> hmmm
19:00 <beehhh> oooh
19:00 <Digerati> get his hammer
19:00 <beehhh> those babies are adult now
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so far Skrotus
19:00 <Digerati> rubber mallet
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> immortal so far
19:00 <Skrotus> 100% survival rate MistressOfMayhem 
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> SAME HERE!!! OMG!!!
20:00 <beehhh> in fact im in a second year of degree
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im not alone!!
20:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem did u finish your studies
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes
20:00 <beehhh> i havent
20:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, do u or did u smoke ciggies as well?
20:00 <Student> :)
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i really, REALLY, dont care beehhh
21:00 <Student> lol 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah The_Baron
21:00 <Student> that was harsh MistressOfMayhem :P
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> whats your point?
21:00 <Student> really harsh on this xmas eve :P
21:00 <beehhh> sevi is under my desk currently
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've also got a lung glued to my chest
21:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, well then can't really be denied or confirmed wether the bong or the ciggies or both did the damage
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i dont get a visit from santa so idgaf
21:00 <Bastardly_One> from a 100% lung collapse
21:00 <beehhh> eating my genital
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> again Student
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what the hell is your point?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa is an anagram of Sata
21:00 <beehhh> good one
21:00 <The_Baron> though I personally don't think cannabis even smoked can really do it on its own
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if you dont have one, refrain from talking to me.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Satan
22:00 <Student> MistressOfMayhem i was commenting on your "dont care" about beehhh's studies
22:00 <The_Baron> since I started spinning my weed less, I found I don't cough as much anymore either
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa is an anagram of Satan
22:00 <beehhh> yeah thats me Bastardly_One
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no shit idiot
22:00 <Student> <MistressOfMayhem> i really, REALLY, dont care beehhh <---- about that 
22:00 <Skrotus> hail santa
22:00 <beehhh> i worship the satan
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I should go to joints too
22:00 <Student> i thought that was harsh on poor guy 
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh here we go.
22:00 <Serenity> MistressOfMayhem hes a complete fool. best to just ignore him
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but sezzzzzzzzzz im entertaining myselfffff
22:00 <beehhh> good idea
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dun takez my fuz awai
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> funz*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Serenity <3
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <Serenity> ello
23:00 <Digerati> halal
23:00 <Digerati> kebab
23:00 <Digerati> now
23:00 <Bastardly_One> can I ask for a Christmas present
23:00 <beehhh> paki attitudes
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no Bastardly_One
23:00 <Digerati> yeah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ban Digerati for 2 days will ya?
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you fucking cant
23:00 <The_Baron> if I had it my way, I'd just be smoking pure shatter hash
23:00 <Bastardly_One> please?
23:00 <Digerati> i give you a kebab
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
24:00 <Digerati> hmm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> -h 48
24:00 <Bastardly_One> go on!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> for me?
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^
24:00 <Serenity> no.
24:00 <Digerati> stop licking anys
24:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pft
24:00 <Digerati> anus
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and here I was
24:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna go lesbian for you
24:00 <The_Baron> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEhUUEhQVFBQUFBQUFRQUFBQUFBQUFBQWFhQUFBQYHCggGBolHBQVITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OFxAQFCwcHBwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwtKywsLCwsLSwrLCstLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAMIBAwMBEQACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAACAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAACAwABBAUGBwj/xAA7EAACAgECBAMGBAUDAwUAAAABAgARAwQhBRIxQSJRYQYTMnGBkQdCUqEUI3KxwdHh8YKS8BUXU2Nz/8QAGgEBAQEBAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAQACAwQFBv/EAC8RAAICAgECAwcEAwEBAAAAAA
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and "no"
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she has me
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she dont need you
24:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, only the elite get that
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
24:00 <The_Baron> fuck this
24:00 <Digerati> you aint elite Bastardly_One
24:00 <Serenity> ;)
24:00 <Digerati> :)
25:00 <beehhh> has anyone been on the new melbourne eye ride yet?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats original.
25:00 <The_Baron> I'm a man who wishes he was trapped inside a lesbian
25:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it just
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
25:00 <The_Baron> I'd eat my way through like she was a meringue
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
25:00 <Digerati> you are a god trapped in a dogs body
26:00 <Digerati> fuck this
26:00 <Digerati> i am in a suit
26:00 <Digerati> no tie
26:00 <The_Baron> if u smoosh 3 lesbians together, u have an exact replica of Rosie O'Donnel
26:00 <Digerati> 50 storeys up
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i need a cuddle
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im cold
26:00 <Skrotus> I like cuddles
26:00 <Serenity> im a woman who wishes parts of me was inside a lesbian
26:00 <Digerati> i feel like hiring a chute
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well HELLO Serenity
26:00 <Digerati> and humping
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ;)
27:00 <Digerati> jumping
27:00 <Serenity> hello my darling
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Skrotus come cuddle then?
27:00 <Digerati> not humping
27:00 <Digerati> ffs
27:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk
27:00 <Skrotus> I thought you were a lesbain
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
27:00 <Skrotus> er
27:00 <Digerati> time for 
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> bi.
27:00 <Skrotus> lesbian
27:00 <Digerati> pacman ?
27:00 <beehhh> luckily no one was hurt when the hot air ballon landed safely on a carpark
27:00 <Digerati> ummm
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 3 kids, i def like the dick too
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
27:00 <Skrotus> I see
27:00 <Digerati> gta v they all got killed
27:00 <Digerati> when i kicked arse
27:00 <The_Baron> or u like baby bonuses
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what baby bonus?
28:00 <Skrotus> you never kicked arse Digerati 
28:00 <beehhh> in nz few persied away last year
28:00 <Digerati> now they all hate me on gta v
28:00 <Digerati> cos i am rich
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch @ the baby bonus thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's harsh The_Baron
28:00 <Digerati> and get the thugs out
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> The_Baron we never lodged the papers we were handed. 
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> we chose to have kids
28:00 <The_Baron> I wasn't trying to be harsh
28:00 <Digerati> on the bitches
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> we would support them
28:00 <beehhh> greeks are old to oz
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not the governmant
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tyvm
28:00 <The_Baron> MistressOfMayhem, u should have
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> too quick to judge.
28:00 <Digerati> italians and irish even better
28:00 <The_Baron> not accepting free money, that aint australian
28:00 <Serenity> dont you know anyone who has kids did it for the bb
28:00 <The_Baron> :P
28:00 <Serenity> gosh\
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the country way though
29:00 <Digerati> i speak italian
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> having dignity IS austrailian.
29:00 <Skrotus> you'd have to be pretty silly to have a child just for the baby bonus
29:00 <Bastardly_One> every second scrubber in the country seems to have a baby for the bonus
29:00 <beehhh> i stayed in an italian suburb end of lygon st
29:00 <The_Baron> nah Dignity certainly aint on Australias list
29:00 <Skrotus> it's what $5000?
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'd rather not rely on wasted money to raise my kid.
29:00 <The_Baron> look at our public image
29:00 <Student> lol Skrotus
29:00 <Serenity> it was skrot
29:00 <Skrotus> raising a child costs way more than that
29:00 <Serenity> not anymore
29:00 <The_Baron> what fucking dignity
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Skrotus it was 5 4 years ago.
29:00 <beehhh> pass carlton into brusnwick
29:00 <Digerati> they got rid of the 5 grand bonus didn't they ?
29:00 <The_Baron> being a drunk racist cunt who scares indian students
29:00 <The_Baron> that aint dignity
29:00 <Serenity> its 3k now for the first child only
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not anymore Serenity ... and I think it'll cut down teen pregnancy tbh
29:00 <Digerati> fucking pigs
29:00 <Serenity> + its means tested and paid in installments
29:00 <Skrotus> they should get rid of it entirely
29:00 <Digerati> they should double it to 10 grandf
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now you're grouping people together
30:00 <Digerati> fucking hell
30:00 <The_Baron> it used to be 10 grand
30:00 <The_Baron> or was it 5
30:00 <Skrotus> ah well means tested is okay
30:00 <Digerati> fucking scum
30:00 <The_Baron> can't remember
30:00 <beehhh> yeah i let it go
30:00 <Serenity> its never been 10
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was 4
30:00 <Serenity> the most its been is 5
30:00 <Digerati> it was 6
30:00 <beehhh> as simba wanted he was correct
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> $5,300 something
30:00 <Digerati> i remember
30:00 <Serenity> ^^
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
30:00 <Serenity> 5.3k
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought 4k
30:00 <The_Baron> how do they means test that, is there a box that says "are you living in the Western Suburbs?"
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if i looked for the paperwork i'd know
30:00 <Digerati> 5.3
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but i think it got shredded
30:00 <beehhh> give to the kids buy them pressie
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yah it has
30:00 <Digerati> wtf would you do with 3k
30:00 <Skrotus> it's all howard's fault anyway
30:00 <Digerati> ffs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no more after June I think
30:00 <beehhh> i'll go on my way
30:00 <Skrotus> that guy doesn't get enough blame
31:00 <Digerati> it is nothing
31:00 <Student> Digerati buy xbox :P
31:00 <Digerati> rofl
31:00 <Serenity> i got it in a lump sum for my last bub. but that was used for a funeral
31:00 <Serenity> it was 5306
31:00 <Skrotus> :(
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah well a lot of teenagers did get preggaz coz of the baby bonus
31:00 <Digerati> shows how the system is fucked man
31:00 <Digerati> same shit in the USA
31:00 <The_Baron> not realising that u kinda need that money for shit like white goods and a decent home setup
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity we were offered the bereavment allowance which was $3000 in aug.
31:00 <Digerati> USA they dont get shit
31:00 <Skrotus> I doubt they got preggers because of it
31:00 <The_Baron> not a couple of ounces, a case of UDL and a flatscreen
31:00 <Digerati> we are follwing the USA
31:00 <Skrotus> they probably kept it because of it
31:00 <Serenity> yeah i was offered that also MistressOfMayhem
31:00 <Serenity> i got both
31:00 <Digerati> United States Of Australia
32:00 <Student> Digerati actually you were the one who was trying push for taxes, see what they do with the taxes, baby bonus ;P
32:00 <Digerati> fuck this
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but its not that expensive to cremate. and it means our kids are here with us
32:00 <The_Baron> Skrotus, actually I lived in an area that I know for a fact had teenagers get pregnant for that reason
32:00 <beehhh> olympia WA is where i want to visit
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so we went with that option
32:00 <Digerati> greeks like tax
32:00 <Digerati> tax through my arse
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... my nan wasn't cheap to burn
32:00 <Digerati> like greek shit
32:00 <Serenity> I cremated as well, shes at home with me but we had a service and other things as well
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she cost about 4 grand to burn
32:00 <The_Baron> 4 grand
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One there are alot of allowances and discounts for a baby
32:00 <Serenity> people who do those things are theives
32:00 <The_Baron> I woulda done it for a packet of winnies
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Jacksons cremation cost $836
33:00 <The_Baron> shit nothing a hacksaw, a wheelie bin, a gallon of terps and a box of matches wouldn't sort out
33:00 <Serenity> yeah the cremation its self wasnt much
33:00 <Digerati> anyone who fucks to get 5 grand should be shot
33:00 <Serenity> but we had a proper funeral etc as well
33:00 <beehhh> cremation is the only way even after you donate your organs
33:00 <Digerati> that is fuckedc
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> The_Baron and YOU were talking about how fucked up aussies were. 
33:00 <The_Baron> Digerati, so all high priced hookers should be shot?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Serenity
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no repect whatsoever
33:00 <Digerati> The_Baron, get with the topic
33:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
34:00 <Digerati> using a child to get 5 grand
34:00 <Skrotus> fucking for 4 grand isn't stupid
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Digerati you're behind the topic now idiot
34:00 <Skrotus> commiting to raising a child for 4 grand is
34:00 <beehhh> ban circumcision legalize cremation
34:00 <Serenity> what the FUCK are you ranting about Digerati
34:00 <The_Baron> was just saying that australias national image to the rest of the world is not one I would call dignified
34:00 <The_Baron> if that is hanging shit, which it is, well I aint sorry
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well there i agree The_Baron
34:00 <Digerati> MistressOfMayhem, people would fuck, get a child, get the 5 grand, and dont give a fuck about the child
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but to lump us all in one catergory...
34:00 <Digerati> they are scum
34:00 <Digerati> simply said
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Digerati no shit dickwad. dont care anymore.
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> on a dif topic
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> get with it
34:00 <Serenity> my sister had twins when the bb was 5k
35:00 <Digerati> sick scum
35:00 <The_Baron> oh it's difficult to address everyone individually when it comes to such discussions
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> The_Baron is burning people in a wheelie bin.
35:00 <beehhh> what kind of life would he have without a dick
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> FUCK
35:00 <The_Baron> but you said that dignity was the australian way
35:00 <The_Baron> which was just another generalisation anyway
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no, now you're twisting my words.
35:00 <beehhh> dont worry sis we install a robo cock over it
35:00 <Digerati> no wonder they put the offer down
35:00 <The_Baron> when in fact, looking at our "culture" as a whole
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i said i'd rather keep my dignity
35:00 <Digerati> to 3k
35:00 <The_Baron> we are just a bunch of bogans who can't hack change
35:00 <Bastardly_One> when I die
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> as a whole, you are right The_Baron
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just stick me in a cardboard box
35:00 <Serenity> it was to encourage people to have babies that was the whole plan of it. we were an aging nation
35:00 <Serenity> it did its job
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf will I know?
36:00 <Serenity> they dont need it anymore
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be dead
36:00 <Skrotus> but it only encouraged people who were bad at maths to have babies
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah now we have a burgeoning population of little fuckwits that will create a larger gap in the skills shortage
36:00 <The_Baron> more children to blame our welfare state on in the future
36:00 <Skrotus> howard was a pathetic weasal
36:00 <Serenity> not entirely i honestly think the true number of people who were 'having babies for the bonus' were very low
36:00 <The_Baron> HOO-fucking-RAY
36:00 <Serenity> people just assumed that anyone having kids wanted money
36:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yeah ur right
36:00 <Digerati> who gives a fuck, i am 47 and sick of the changes in our govt, dont give a fuck, i got no power, would love to change it, but fuck the future
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :O
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's older than you Bastardly_One
37:00 <The_Baron> but I did personally meet an awful lot of young parents who got their bonus and said "oh goodie, ounce shopping now"
37:00 <Digerati> fuck em
37:00 <Serenity> Digerati calm your farm mate you have no idea what you're saying
37:00 <beehhh> get your eye health fixed Digerati
37:00 <Digerati> Serenity, i do
37:00 <Digerati>  :)
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> The_Baron i've seen a few of those too. 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he has not shut up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> since 8pm
37:00 <The_Baron> complacent is the word I would use to describe our national identity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's now 1:40am
37:00 <Digerati> i don't like seeing people being owned and suffering
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thankfully most of my friends who have kids dont give a shit about centrelink & are all happy to work
38:00 <Digerati> we are being opressed by govt
38:00 <Serenity> welcome to live
38:00 <Serenity> life
38:00 <The_Baron> life is suffering
38:00 <The_Baron> the buddhists got it right with that one
38:00 <Digerati> yesh i sposh
38:00 <beehhh> when i be 200 there would be many 18s
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity fuck him offfffffffffffff
38:00 <Bastardly_One> life is a series of lessons
38:00 <The_Baron> yet not everyone learns any lessons
38:00 <Student> The_Baron same goes the christianity 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> when you've learnt what you're meant to you depart
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> last night you wouldnt handle more than one dickwad...
38:00 <Skrotus> life is a box of chocolates
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now there's two
38:00 <The_Baron> they just plod about waiting for the next weekend to forget about the week
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> AND THEY;RE STILL HERE
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
39:00 <Serenity> haha
39:00 <Digerati> beehhh, but you are a bangledeshian bamboo buyer that sells to botswana
39:00 <The_Baron> alliteratin ++
39:00 <Digerati> pop some pills man
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ty babes
39:00 <Digerati> :) haha
39:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks m'dear
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i reckon Adonis needs to drag his butt back here eventually
40:00 <beehhh> Skrotus wants me to come back suddenly so much love
40:00 <Digerati> come to Australia beehhh
40:00 <The_Baron> first you gotta drag him away from the mirror
40:00 <The_Baron> too busy kissing his biceps
40:00 <Digerati> i will help you
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ikr The_Baron
40:00 <beehhh> yes it shows
40:00 <Digerati> in a trannie brother beehhh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true The_Baron
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cant blame him though
40:00 <Skrotus> he got a job offer from google he's probably forgotten all about irc
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'd kiss em too
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
40:00 <Digerati> it will be a haven
40:00 <Digerati> i got a friend that works in the sex industry
40:00 <Serenity> Adonis has been on fb whinging about being fat and the heat
40:00 <Digerati> all legal shit
40:00 <Serenity> oh and needing glasses
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> job offer from google?
40:00 <The_Baron> I wish he was here, so I could fill up a condom full of walnuts and then do a comparative with his douchebag picture
40:00 <beehhh> i let my siblings stay in peace in oz i'll find my way somewhere
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ohhhhhhh i love the shit people spill on IRC
41:00 <Digerati> you can suck duck for big bucks
41:00 <The_Baron> I doubt 2/3rds of people here would know the difference
41:00 <Skrotus> living the googley woogley high  life
41:00 <Digerati> beehhh
41:00 <megamanga> ugh
41:00 <Serenity> no he actually got one MistressOfMayhem
41:00 <Skrotus> I don't know
41:00 <Serenity> ive known aaron since he was 16 lol
41:00 <Skrotus> hi megamanga 
41:00 <Digerati> suck duck for big bucks :)
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i was speaking to him 2 days ago... saying he was bouncing...
41:00 <beehhh> dont wanna be a burden to the county
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> at a nightclub...
41:00 <megamanga> hai
41:00 <Digerati> sounds like fonzie
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
41:00 <Serenity> yeah he did a job at a nightclub
41:00 <Skrotus> I don't think he lies but I do t hink he's insane
41:00 <Serenity> hes got vods up of it
41:00 <Serenity> vids
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh nice
42:00 <Serenity> his day job is computer shit though
42:00 <Digerati> Serenity, so wat u do for a living friend ? in all respect...
42:00 <beehhh> i found my innerpeace
42:00 <beehhh> in tea
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking being at a computer all day
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and working all night
42:00 <Serenity> i work in a resturant what is your point
42:00 <Digerati> nice
42:00 <Digerati> i worked as a bartender
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^
42:00 <Digerati> good job
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> me too
42:00 <Digerati> it is a job
43:00 <Digerati> a decent job
43:00 <Traveller83> divorced male alone for xmas here :(
43:00 <beehhh> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Traveller83 whats your point?
43:00 <Digerati> i worked at the hyatt on collins 
43:00 <Digerati> chase bar
43:00 <Digerati> it closed down
43:00 <megamanga> i asked mrs for a race car for xmas
43:00 <megamanga> i hope she obliged
43:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> mistressofmenstruation
43:00 <Serenity> stop posting pictures of yourself beehhh you fucking dickhead
44:00 <beehhh> i worked of savoy park  plaze
44:00 <beehhh> in 98
44:00 <Digerati> hyatt was the tops
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you own me a pic Sezz
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> megamanga!!!!!!! :)
44:00 <Digerati> in the 90's
44:00 <megamanga> beeh is warlock
44:00 <Digerati> loved it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> of your tits I believe
44:00 <megamanga> hai
44:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> Serenity
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you'll get a race car bed! 
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
44:00 <Serenity> i dont owe you anything lol
44:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> do you think im hot?
44:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> http://i.imgur.com/2503T0F.jpg
44:00 <megamanga> i broke my bed yesterday
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One i seen that pic
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> suck shit
44:00 <megamanga> so i could do with a race car bed
44:00 <Bastardly_One> MoM stfu
44:00 <Serenity> very baller Willy_Fingerbottom
44:00 <Digerati> fuck
44:00 <Digerati> i feel sick
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> megamanga a red one?
44:00 <Digerati> i lived like a rich bastard
45:00 <Digerati> in a way
45:00 <beehhh> ahhh
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One make me.
45:00 <megamanga> red goes faster of course
45:00 <Digerati> that make me feel sick
45:00 <beehhh> slim shady
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> brb
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't make ... ummmmmmmmmmm
45:00 <Digerati> although i aint rich
45:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> dem pubes
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes you do liar.
45:00 <Digerati> it lived like a rich person
45:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> so sexay
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kbrb
45:00 <Digerati> so even if i die
45:00 <The_Baron> I lived like a rich person once...it's called drug dealing son
45:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1468579_605033892889559_1641890201_n.jpg so plur, much rave many discosticks
45:00 <Digerati> poor
45:00 <beehhh> i cook prawns
45:00 <Digerati> it wont mean shit
45:00 <beehhh> gimme a note to shop
45:00 <Digerati> cos 
46:00 <Digerati> note ?
46:00 <megamanga> aren't you beeh Digerati ?
46:00 <Digerati> here is a note...
46:00 <megamanga> :P
46:00 <Serenity> megamanga
46:00 <Serenity> i need that
46:00 <megamanga> haha they dont sell em :(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> mega, Digerati is Atari
46:00 <beehhh> i could cook for 10 people under 50bucks
46:00 <Digerati> DON'T SHOP AT SAFEWAY, COS IT AINT SAFE, AND IT AINT THE WAY
46:00 <beehhh> mostly veggies and salad
47:00 <Digerati> :)
47:00 <The_Baron> and there are no safeway's in australia
47:00 <The_Baron> to my knowledge anyway
47:00 <Digerati> they used to be safeway
47:00 <beehhh> in tassie there is
47:00 <Serenity> there are loads of safeways in australia
47:00 <Digerati> and i still call them safeway
47:00 <Digerati> so fuck
47:00 <Bastardly_One> there were up until a few years ago ... was still known as Safeway in Vic and Tas
47:00 <The_Baron> I aint seen any
47:00 <The_Baron> is it just in vic or something
47:00 <Digerati> woolworths was safeway
47:00 <Digerati> ffs
47:00 <Digerati> check
47:00 <Digerati> jesus
47:00 <Serenity> woolworths in WA
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it is here now too
47:00 <The_Baron> it's woolworths everywhere I go
48:00 <Digerati> safeway all the way
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but up until ... 3 yrs ago it was Safeway
48:00 <beehhh> i shop at coles
48:00 <Serenity> its only ever been woolworths here
48:00 <The_Baron> I shop at both
48:00 <Digerati> woolworths is safeway
48:00 <beehhh> and bilo
48:00 <Digerati> fuck
48:00 <Digerati> ffs
48:00 <beehhh> franklins
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, for some reason it was Safeway down here and in Tas
48:00 <The_Baron> though mainly prefer giving myself a 5 finger discount
48:00 <beehhh> black n gold
48:00 <Digerati> fuck ffs franklins ?
48:00 <The_Baron> how else am I gonna eat prime rib steak every day
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <Digerati> that should be in bash.org
48:00 <Digerati> someone send it please
48:00 <Digerati> i am old
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Pac Square coles?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you steal from Pac Square Coles
49:00 <The_Baron> bash.org is still around/
49:00 <The_Baron> ?
49:00 <Mew> bash.org lol are you 94 Digerati
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Pac Fair I mean
49:00 <Digerati> coles and garrard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Pac Fair Coles?
49:00 <The_Baron> I steal from any large retailer
49:00 <Digerati> are you Mr Coles ?
49:00 <Digerati> or Mr Garrard
49:00 <The_Baron> and I aint got a single moral dillema about it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Pac Fair is a trip
49:00 <Bastardly_One> for those that haven't been
49:00 <The_Baron> nah I don't go to pac fair that is a trek
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a shopping centre but has it's on train and shit
49:00 <Digerati> Coles And Garrard were optometrists
49:00 <The_Baron> treetops or the other one up the road
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that big
50:00 <Digerati> did you know that ?
50:00 <Digerati> google
50:00 <Bastardly_One> has it's own train I mean
50:00 <beehhh> best coles in qld is in hyperdome and indooriphilly
50:00 <megamanga> i require nutrients
50:00 <The_Baron> Robina is the big centre
50:00 <The_Baron> that place is HUGE
50:00 <beehhh> adalide got one big one in marion
50:00 <megamanga> also dont shop last minute for xmas gifts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Robina is a fucking hike from Burleigh Waters man
50:00 <Digerati> Tandy used to be leather goods
50:00 <Digerati> not electronics
50:00 <The_Baron> it's actually easier to get on bus to robina centre from here
50:00 <beehhh> nerang
50:00 <The_Baron> actually about the same
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh way
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the coolie bus
51:00 <Bastardly_One> straight down the highway
51:00 <beehhh> kingscliffe got parlors 2 Bastardly_One
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah true
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're at Pac Fair
51:00 <The_Baron> I do like pac fairs outdoor thing 
51:00 <beehhh> i haven been
51:00 <The_Baron> and the lil train is kinda cool
51:00 <The_Baron> and the lillypad thing
51:00 <beehhh> *have
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I got banned from there
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for 3mths
51:00 <Mew> LOL
51:00 <Mew> how
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for spanking someone in the foodcourt in public
51:00 <The_Baron> does the myers centre in brisbane still have the rollercoaster?
51:00 <beehhh> this syd model offered me a golden shower we flirted
51:00 <The_Baron> that was pretty cool
52:00 <beehhh> tall girl
52:00 <Bastardly_One> made shopping a cunt sneaking around Pac Fair
52:00 <Mew> was it just a random person
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <beehhh> about 6feet
52:00 <The_Baron> but the shops around here are heaps easy to shoplift
52:00 <The_Baron> not like the ones in sydney
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, someone I knew ... someone complained to security we were lewd
52:00 <The_Baron> hey Mew btw
52:00 <Bastardly_One> did you notice at first
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how quiet it is when shopping?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like ppl are silent when out
53:00 <The_Baron> haha troo
53:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I went shopping on a busy day I was like
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
53:00 <Mew> hi thebaz
53:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't believe how silent everyone was
53:00 <Student> lot of bucks on the stake
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah with queenslanders, they only get lively when u load em up with meat pies and rum
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <Student> expensive The_Baron
54:00 <Mew> why are they silent?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
54:00 <The_Baron> that's one thig I noticed about gold coast, so many people buy pre-mix cans
54:00 <The_Baron> sooo many
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's like shopping on mute
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Mew> thats weird
54:00 <Mew> i cant even imagine it 
54:00 <Mew> the shopping centres in adelaide are always rowdy as fuck
54:00 <Digerati> fuck
54:00 <Student> actually if you talk loud or normal , people start to stare you 
54:00 <Digerati> that does me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember one Sat before Mothers Day specific
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what Student said
55:00 <Digerati> almost finished a bottle of scotch :)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
55:00 <The_Baron> oh there's this mannequin at pac fair I want to get a pic of
55:00 <Digerati> love you all
55:00 <Mew> infact one time i was coming out of the foodcourt at colonnades and a gang got into a fight and raided amart all sports for their cricket bats and had an all in brawl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> people stare if you're loud
55:00 <Mew> there was lots of yelling
55:00 <Mew> and smashing
55:00 <The_Baron> it has the biggest tits I ever saw on a store mannequin
55:00 <Digerati> it has been smashing
55:00 <The_Baron> wanna get a pic of me giving it a rub down
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> back
55:00 <Digerati> rather so
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
55:00 <Digerati> ouzo and scotch dont mix
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Ty Sir
56:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1387810776481.gif
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
56:00 <The_Baron> ouzo don't mix with anything
56:00 <megamanga> yeah it does
56:00 <Digerati> i think the scotch took over
56:00 <megamanga> lemonade
56:00 <Digerati> lemo sqaush
56:00 <Digerati> no lemonafe
56:00 <The_Baron> ouzo is just like raki, but for bitches
56:00 <Mew> ewzo :(
56:00 <The_Baron> :P
56:00 <Digerati> ouzo and solo in otherwards
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought just then "where's My bong?"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I left the room right?
57:00 <Digerati> ouzo is 2000 years old
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and all I did was move it to the other side of the desk
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no idea Bastardly_One
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked me right up
57:00 <Digerati> raki was taken from ouzo
57:00 <The_Baron> I know Digerati, but raki shits on it
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Digerati> raki tastes bitter
57:00 <megamanga> i got some rakija for tomorrow
57:00 <Digerati> ouzo is sweeter
57:00 <megamanga> oh yeahhhh
57:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
57:00 <The_Baron> that's why I aint into ouzo
57:00 <Digerati> ouzo has also sugar cane
57:00 <The_Baron> I like my drink dry
57:00 <The_Baron> sweet booze is for bitches
57:00 <Digerati> like southern comfort
58:00 <Bastardly_One> dry eh?
58:00 <Digerati> they use sugar cane along with the aniseed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a big gin drinker
58:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of dry drinks
58:00 <Digerati> gin is awesome
58:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like gin
58:00 <Digerati> i love bombay
58:00 <Digerati> warm feeling
58:00 <Bastardly_One> try gin and lemonade one day
58:00 <The_Baron> got a bottle of Hendricks here actually
58:00 <Mew> do you still drink Bastardly_One?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not as bad as you think
58:00 <AngrymanXL> anyone at Chadstone?
58:00 <The_Baron> though it be for tommorow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I gave up drinking 20 yrs ago
58:00 <Digerati> gin and soda water
58:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> hendricks gin is the shit
58:00 <The_Baron> it certainly is
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink here and there but not often anymore
58:00 <The_Baron> it was on special
58:00 <The_Baron> got it for 58 a bottle
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> you had cachasa?
59:00 <Digerati> london dry gin
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nice work arsehole
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bring it over
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> brazilian sugar cane rum
59:00 <The_Baron> I aint big on rums
59:00 <The_Baron> except maybe Appleton Estate reserve 12 year
59:00 <The_Baron> sorry 8 year
59:00 <Digerati> Mount Gay Rum - established 1885
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> someone make me mars bar slice PLEASE?
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> mount gay rum
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> such faggot name
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> very nice rum
59:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> much wow
59:00 <Digerati> your a faggot
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> much wow
00:00 <Digerati> Happy is Gay
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
00:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> you're
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^
00:00 <Student> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9af_1387797820
00:00 <Digerati> your
00:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Funny Mtv Cribs (Date: Dec-23-2013, 3 hours ago) - Views: 403 - Played: 306
00:00 <Digerati> american
00:00 <Digerati> fuck english :)
00:00 <Digerati> yourrrr
00:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> its the same in both
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> you gramatically challenged retard
01:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong_Spirit_Vodka
01:00 <The_Baron> might get one of these one day
01:00 <The_Baron> actually meant to be good vodka
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> fuck vodka
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nips hard, im cold, time to curl up under the blanket
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> night guys!
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> finger your butt
01:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> slut
01:00 <The_Baron> though I rarely drink
01:00 <Bastardly_One> night!
01:00 <The_Baron> so likely I won't really
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <3 Bastardly_One
02:00 <Bastardly_One> feels later than 2am
02:00 <The_Baron> luckily I am in qld
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did I show you people my cool Christmas icon for the other place I chat at?
03:00 <The_Baron> one hour and 25 years behind u lot
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/f89cc7e7-6ce9-48e4-9623-6873.jpg
03:00 <Student> The_Baron qld is amature :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon ... on the 25yrs front
03:00 <Student> RW?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> is that abo bit of burleigh nation park still intact?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> RW - Raven Wolf
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah it is actually
04:00 <Bastardly_One> good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed mornings up on that hill
04:00 <The_Baron> u know what I enjoy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> watching dolphins go by
04:00 <The_Baron> burliegh heads beacha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> having a spliff
04:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yeah
04:00 <The_Baron> mainly perving on 20 yo hippy chicks with mad bodies
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the place doofus
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Burleigh itself is alright for that
04:00 <Student> ha ha 
05:00 <Student> chicks with mad bodies but no brains ;) cool 
05:00 <The_Baron> and yeah I know where u meant
05:00 <Bastardly_One> piss funny watching the Japanese Bond students in winter trying to surf the storm waves too
05:00 <The_Baron> that park when u walk right up the hill past the SLSC
06:00 <The_Baron> then u got that national park walkway then it leads to echo beach or whatever
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure you're going to surf those 8 foot waves dickheads
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
06:00 <The_Baron> but yeah I like the area
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually a decent perve can be found down Mt Elephant too
06:00 <The_Baron> it's like newtown by the seaside
06:00 <The_Baron> but with hotter chicks
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to "hide" down there
06:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
07:00 <Student> :)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> anything past Coolie
07:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, I like that it aint fake titted bitches like in surfers
07:00 <The_Baron> burleigh heads is all classy lookin bitches
07:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
07:00 <Student> cool 
07:00 <The_Baron> also my favourite take-away is there
07:00 <The_Baron> the Fish Hut
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Broadbeach annoys me
08:00 <Student> yum yum 
08:00 <The_Baron> I rarely go to broadie
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so upper middle class
08:00 <The_Baron> though I do go for yum cha in broadbeach
08:00 <The_Baron> at the Aussie China Kitchen
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an ex from there and another at the isle of capri
08:00 <The_Baron> shit name, but best yum cha in goldcoast easily
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's near the bridge that leads to scumville
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Longreach
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Kiwi Land
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> near um
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Australia Square?
09:00 <The_Baron> and wtf is with the monorail that connects to jupiters and the hotel?
09:00 <The_Baron> it's the most ridiculous waste of money I ever seen
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that still going?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah it is
10:00 <The_Baron> it's fucking dumb as fuck
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and old as fuck
10:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1384269238460318&set=vb.1379347852285790&type=2&theater
10:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be the same one
10:00 <The_Baron> and jupiters itself, what an ugly example of modern architecture
10:00 <The_Baron> truly an eyesore
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I guess it's a bitch to cross the hwy?
10:00 <The_Baron> it is
10:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of is I suppose ... it is cut into the middle of the hill
10:00 <The_Baron> u can't just cross directly
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
11:00 <The_Baron> u gotta cross past Draculas, then cross again to get to the other side of the highway
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd say that's the justification
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
11:00 <The_Baron> actually the "town planning" in goldcoast is worse than sydney tbh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what town planning?
11:00 <Mew> `seen doge
11:00 <The_Baron> it's like they just said "oh look, here's a random patch of land, better put a suburb there"
12:00 <prowl> Mew, I found 4 matches to your query: zitz, doge, guardian, nala. zitz ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 1 day 2 hours 14 minutes ago (22.12. 22:57), after spending 42 seconds there.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 3 places stuck together
12:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
12:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrTFV62xUsc
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido's Lament (Purcell) - Jeff Buckley (Mar 21, 2012) 4:04 - Category: News and Politics - 2,623 views - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you've the Surfers end
12:00 <Digerati> that is how i feel atm
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the bit where you live and I lived
12:00 <The_Baron> Mew such search much meme wow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> then the rain forest end
12:00 <Digerati> jeff buckley
12:00 <Digerati> go to the gods
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah pretty much Bastardly_One
12:00 <Digerati> fuck i love opera
13:00 <The_Baron> though I did meet some oright people up here
13:00 <Digerati> makes you wamt to slit your wrists
13:00 <Digerati> sorry Serenity
13:00 <Digerati> please forgive me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is there the dodgy second hand book shop still in Burleigh?
13:00 <The_Baron> hahah yeah there is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to remember the street ...
13:00 <Digerati> but Jeff Buckley is grand
13:00 <Student> dodgy? ha ha 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that old cunt ... with the beard
14:00 <The_Baron> I think I know the one ur talkin about
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you some sicko stories about him
14:00 <The_Baron> or am I thinkin of the one at Nobby Beach
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives in Beenleigh
14:00 <The_Baron> so he's a bogan fuck
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh if you said dogdy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and off the main drag
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the same one
14:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
15:00 <The_Baron> yeah that I do recall too
15:00 <The_Baron> I don't go to bookstores here
15:00 <The_Baron> the second hand bookstores around here and brisbane are rip offs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> him and his wife and kids are into this thing called Gor
15:00 <The_Baron> Gor?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> basically it's masters and slaves and based on a series of sci fi books
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the women of the house were slaves
16:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not normal that guy
16:00 <The_Baron> oh who is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I met him through Gor
16:00 <The_Baron> but yeha, he sounds demented
16:00 <Bastardly_One> online ... and he's like ... I do that in real life
16:00 <Bastardly_One> come to my shop and I'll take you to the farm
16:00 <Student> ha ha 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Student> and you actually gone to the farm? lol 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
16:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
16:00 <Student> lol 
17:00 <The_Baron> curiousity and cats aye
17:00 <Student> now that is weird :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done this Gor roleplay for about 20 yrs
17:00 <Student> lol 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't take it that serious enough to want to live it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they do though
17:00 <Student> so why you think you are different from that book seller? :)
17:00 <Student> i c
18:00 <Student> so you actually did that gor thing only online 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just google Gor
18:00 <The_Baron> so is it like book based RPG as well
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... I don't think it's right for this day and age
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what it is The_Baron
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but women are second class
18:00 <Bastardly_One> born to be slaves and human cattle
18:00 <Bastardly_One> displeasing?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> kill the bitches
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they're cheap to purchase
19:00 <Student> ha ha 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of thing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just google Gor
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's embarrassing
19:00 <Student> you like you women to be expensive? :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but I love it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLTzWieopg8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Homo Futura - Links - Rechts (Jun 8, 2011) 4:02 - Category: Music - 11,179 views - 70 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> unf unf unf
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't like cheap
20:00 <Student> lol 
20:00 <Student> now that is a twist
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> lets all dance with our shirts off
20:00 <Student> :)
20:00 <Digerati> student
20:00 <Student> lets not Willy_Fingerbottom
20:00 <Digerati> cos your ok
20:00 <Student> yes Digerati
20:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> and do amyl
20:00 <Digerati> i gift to you
20:00 <Student> oh :)
20:00 <Digerati> 1080p
20:00 <Student> what? lol 
20:00 <Digerati> digital 5.1
20:00 <Digerati> dolby surround
21:00 <Student> wow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffft
21:00 <Digerati> "Original"
21:00 <Student> sound dolby :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 7.1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> suck that
21:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM3iukOqdWI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moon River - Henry Mancini!!!! [1080p] (Aug 22, 2013) 24:28 - Category: Howto and Style - 564 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> i have 12.1
21:00 <Digerati> extended version
21:00 <The_Baron> I didn't know there was a 12.1
21:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> 5 sub woofers wired in parallel mate
21:00 <Digerati> Audrey Hepburn
21:00 <Bastardly_One> My surround system wants to die
21:00 <Digerati> Breakfast At Tiffabys
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor thing
22:00 <Digerati> Tinfannys
22:00 <Digerati> ahh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might have to turn it into 2.1
22:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <Digerati> Tinfannys :) hahaha
22:00 <Digerati> TIn Fannys
22:00 <Digerati> hahaha
22:00 <The_Baron> though who really needs 5 sub woofers?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> has lasted a long long time though
22:00 <The_Baron> if u aint got one that can do the job
22:00 <Digerati> Tiffanys
22:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, 1 sub is enough
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
22:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> i might get another 10 subbies
22:00 <Digerati> Breakfast At Tiffanys
22:00 <The_Baron> nah man
22:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> and make it 22.1
22:00 <The_Baron> get a sub box with 2 X 15 inch subs
22:00 <The_Baron> 500 watt a side
22:00 <The_Baron> then u will have enough
23:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
23:00 <Student> 500 watt, plenty of energy 
23:00 <Student> i am guessing 500 watt at 220 volts
23:00 <The_Baron> no one actually uses that kinda power at home
23:00 <The_Baron> u'd go deaf if u watched movies that loud
23:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> the only sub i need knows how to use a buttplug
23:00 <Student> but you are The_Baron :P you are not an ordinary man :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that went over most heads
24:00 <The_Baron> I only use 80 watt speakers myself at home
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the sub and buttplug line
24:00 <The_Baron> though at my mates studio, we do have a 4000 watt P.A
24:00 <The_Baron> though we rarely turn it up past 1
24:00 <Student> lol Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One> being a Dom I laughed
24:00 <Student> Bastardly_One i think you are forgetting he is gay ;) 
25:00 <Student> 4000 watt is a lot of power, i guess it can cover a fair arena
25:00 <The_Baron> Student, it's enough for a large hall
25:00 <The_Baron> or a outdoor setting
25:00 <Student> large hall like for 7k people?
25:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
25:00 <Student> ;)
25:00 <Student> what happened? :P
26:00 <Student> ha ha 
26:00 <The_Baron> last time we used it was in a small space and only turned it up to 1 on the dial
26:00 <Student> yes, you mentioned it earlier
26:00 <Student> you might want to be a little braver than that ;)
26:00 <Student> Rock On ;)
27:00 <The_Baron> dude, if we turned it up beyond 1 in a small spacde, we'd be breaking windows
27:00 <The_Baron> aint about bravery, it's about liability
27:00 <Student> how much scaling is there? up to 10?
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
27:00 <The_Baron> we aren't spinal tap
27:00 <The_Baron> only goes up to 10
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <Student> well ofcourse when you will plan to go loud, you will arrange for it , not at the small place
27:00 <Student> only lol 
28:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1417544_618752158185580_1260744711_o.jpg
28:00 <The_Baron> this is one of our smaller rigs
28:00 <The_Baron> just a 500 watt jbl system
28:00 <Student> incorporating disco lights with that would be real fun 
28:00 <Student> like light going in and out on the music
29:00 <Student> oh nice lighting 
29:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600352_215393675302377_1438951473_n.jpg
29:00 <Student> most of them are red though 
29:00 <The_Baron> did u say disco?
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <The_Baron> this is our disco ball
29:00 <Student> lol yes i said disco ;)
29:00 <The_Baron> it's about 1.6 metres in circumference
29:00 <Student> nice blue ball ;)
30:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1382288_589368841123912_1492522655_n.jpg
30:00 <The_Baron> here's a pic of one of our stage setups with the disco ball
30:00 <Student> wow nice little arrangement, i can see the shutters in the back ground ;)
31:00 <The_Baron> warehouse bitches
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <Student> the roof height must be around 16 to 20 ft , the ball looks smaller
31:00 <Student> ha ha ware house 
31:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDlFS1f7xXg&feature=share
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enchanted Movie (Mar 10, 2013) 17:00 - Category: Music - 151 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <The_Baron> a video as well of our last big party
32:00 <Student> i do not have access to youtube in my area
32:00 <The_Baron> shitty
32:00 <Student> ha ha 
33:00 <Student> or may be not ;) i am SAVED :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in Karachi
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in Pakistan
33:00 <The_Baron> aahh
33:00 <Student> :)
33:00 <The_Baron> fuck I can't wait till the next doof
33:00 <The_Baron> just want to make cunts peak
33:00 <Student> lol 
33:00 <Student> what the fuck?
33:00 <Student> hello British^Meat
34:00 <British^Meat> hello there Mr Student
34:00 <Student> Mr British^Meat ;)
34:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/861102_10151481420754621_2110197013_o.jpg
35:00 <Student> this picture is all messy 
35:00 <Student> not much of disco lighting though 
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah a bit grainy
35:00 <The_Baron> hhmm only got vids of the lazers and shit
35:00 <Student> do you actually work in this rig?
35:00 <The_Baron> and u can't see em
36:00 <Student> no worries, i will one day 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive does the odd DJ gig too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in Syd
36:00 <Student> wow
36:00 <The_Baron> we put on parties once a month
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wherever the fuck he is
36:00 <Student> that is cool 
36:00 <The_Baron> and one big party in march
36:00 <British^Meat> i shall witness this puicture, and judge it
36:00 <Student> is he the guy with bald head in the picture? :P
36:00 <British^Meat> shit picture :/
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah it is a shitty grainy picture
36:00 <Student> it is not good to picture shit British^Meat :P
37:00 <British^Meat> what on earth is that?
37:00 <The_Baron> but that stage was fun to set up
37:00 <Student> that was very simple stage really , with few tube lights on the roof
37:00 <British^Meat> enchant?
37:00 <British^Meat> more i look at it more i like it
37:00 <British^Meat> cool neons + black light
37:00 <Student> looks to me a country side gathering The_Baron 
38:00 <The_Baron> enchanted is the name of the parties
38:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/p206x206/382420_10151696358844048_1362347614_n.jpg
38:00 <The_Baron> here ya fuck
38:00 <The_Baron> lotsa lazers 
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <Student> wow
38:00 <Student> that is coo l
38:00 <British^Meat> Ooooo mad
38:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p206x206/945040_10151669445004048_305489547_n.jpg
38:00 <The_Baron> and ME covered in lazers
39:00 <Student> the guy with hands on?
39:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFCL_yHmSjk
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Welle:Erdball - Lass uns ein Computer sein (Apr 29, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 412,155 views - 1,361 likes (96.7%), 46 dislikes (3.3%)
39:00 <The_Baron> the last pic is me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you going to future sounds in Bris?
39:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1288_107830565017_2886_n.jpg
39:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> let us all be computers
39:00 <The_Baron> and me with a good lookin chick
39:00 <British^Meat> oh Bastardly_One u know what PandasDontDrive did today?
39:00 <The_Baron> just to change it up a bit
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, what?
39:00 <Student> oh you are the one with big hairs and beard , Cool 
39:00 <British^Meat> Reported me to #ASD
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... really?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for what man
39:00 <British^Meat> and one of em had a talk with me
40:00 <British^Meat> the usual, giving him shit
40:00 <British^Meat> he said he'd call the cops on simba
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and? they'd care?
40:00 <Student> that would be cool if the lasers rhyme on the music 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
40:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, they didnt say theyd ban me or anything, but just asked if i could give it a rest
40:00 <British^Meat> so lame
40:00 <The_Baron> Student, the lazers do go with the music
40:00 <The_Baron> they are all sound responsive
40:00 <Student> that is cool 
41:00 <Student> are they software operated?
41:00 <Digerati> umm
41:00 <Digerati> hang on
41:00 <Digerati> wtf
41:00 <Student> what is cooking Digerati? :P
41:00 <Digerati> i am still here
41:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Digerati> looking for cool links
41:00 <Student> you seem to be at calme Digerati? what happened ? do you have onions? :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got mega told off for this icon in chat
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded11/06ddbb7e-49c9-4a99-8f16-369c.jpg
42:00 <Student> The_Baron what is with mercedees like sign on the t-shirt? enchant logo? ;)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> by a woman of course
42:00 <The_Baron> late Response..my mate and me don't have lights that are software operated no
43:00 <The_Baron> but we do have a friend who has a really good lazer rig that is operated with software
43:00 <The_Baron> and it is the shit
43:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZab0_n0XOI
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buster Keaton Documentary (Nov 4, 2013) 45:05 - Category: Entertainment - 7,692 views - 67 likes (91.8%), 6 dislikes (8.2%)
43:00 <Digerati> good link
43:00 <Digerati> he lost it all
43:00 <Digerati> Vaudeville
46:00 <Digerati> do you ever feel that you have been somewhere that you don't know 
46:00 <Digerati> like you been there before
46:00 <Digerati> like you know the place
47:00 <Digerati> and just go
47:00 <Digerati> you go somewhere right
47:00 <Digerati> you think that you never been there
47:00 <Student> DeJa Vu
47:00 <Digerati> yeah
47:00 <Digerati> something like that
47:00 <Student> always
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I dream things that akin to dejavu
48:00 <Student> yes, that is very much possible
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember going to this hotel one night and had never been there and I knew the whole layout and it was a real case of dejavu
49:00 <Bastardly_One> then suddenly about 2hrs later I remembered I had dreamt it
49:00 <Digerati> fuck
49:00 <Digerati> a bottle of whiskey a day
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like walking from one part of the place to find the toilet in the other kind of thing
49:00 <Digerati> buster keaton
49:00 <Digerati> that would drive anybody nuts
49:00 <Digerati> poor batsard
50:00 <Student> why we bunch of guys have nothing better to do? :P
50:00 <Student> lol
50:00 <Student> are we being positive? or what? :P
51:00 <Student> life seem so simple, every one agreeing and shit 
51:00 <Student> it is over simplified , or it is just the whisky and weed solving the problems? ;)
53:00 <Sevi> Yes I passed out lol
54:00 <Student> lol 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I heart this song so much
54:00 <Bastardly_One> best 10 mins 35 seconds ever
54:00 <Sevi> I was so comfy in my bed
54:00 <Student> what the hell Sevi? i was just sitting in your bedroom on your bed waiting for your response?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Cthulu Sleeps by deadmau5
55:00 <Sevi> Owww *rubs her bottom*
55:00 <Student> bed girl sevi , bed girl 
55:00 <Maurice> Gross
55:00 <Student> vomits
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> evening <3
56:00 <Maurice> Howdy doody
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what's goin' on?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
56:00 <Student> lol 
57:00 <Student> here you go Bastardly_One
57:00 <Maurice> There is no such thing as a buttong
57:00 <Bastardly_One> there is now
57:00 <Student> ** button 
57:00 <Maurice> My bad
57:00 <Student> lol 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the Pakistani version
57:00 <Bastardly_One> of a button
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you push de buttong
58:00 <Student> lol 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
58:00 <British^Meat> oh dear :)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that kick is even spaced to repeating a line that far apart?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a harsh trigger
58:00 <Maurice> Wicked
59:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmiOBac0uuE\
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Greatest Hits [Full Album] [HD 1080p] (Oct 14, 2013) 01:14:10 - Category: Music - 106,182 views - 490 likes (97.2%), 14 dislikes (2.8%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity is in my poo books
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she won't ban Digerati/Atari for 2 days for Christmas for me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what a bitch
00:00 <Digerati> Serenity is good
00:00 <Bastardly_One> will you do it Maurice?
00:00 <Digerati> idiot
00:00 <Maurice> I dont blame her, shes not your fucking slave
00:00 <Maurice> You're not her Dom
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fine!
00:00 <British^Meat> don?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it'd be a nice present
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but you bitches ... nup!
01:00 <Maurice> I never deny I'm a bitch
01:00 <Maurice> I ban for my own reasons
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and by the way ... I don't advertise that Dom shit :P
01:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF8-tk9qGrc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Eagles - Hotel California (full album) HD 1080p video, 48khz .flac audio (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
01:00 <Digerati> thnx BlackDevil
02:00 <Maurice> You don't need to advertise, I live it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> which side of the fence?
02:00 <Maurice> I'm not a Domme
02:00 <Bastardly_One> switch?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or mouthy sub?
02:00 <British^Meat> oh
02:00 <Maurice> Fuck no
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that needs a good beating?
02:00 <British^Meat> i thought u meant don
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <British^Meat> like don corleone
03:00 <Maurice> Very mouthy
03:00 <British^Meat> "never go against the family..."
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... good value :D
03:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, welcome to austnet noob
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I like 'em like that ... shows a mind
03:00 <Digerati> newbie
03:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than a cookie cutter
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate "Yes Sir"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> worst words ever
04:00 <Digerati> refer to me as "Yes Sir" Bastardly_One
04:00 <Maurice> I will never, ever call him Sir
04:00 <British^Meat> yassir
04:00 <British^Meat> arafat
04:00 <Maurice> Oe Master
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Master more
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do Gor too
04:00 <Maurice> Or*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> where it's all Master and Mistress
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to ignore it there
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I hate labels these days
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just a dirty old man
05:00 <Serenity> PRESENTS WRAPPED
05:00 <Serenity> weee
05:00 <Maurice> YAY
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
05:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, we are all just prisoners here
05:00 <Maurice> I bets its more than 3
05:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, of our own device
05:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, you may check out anytime you like
05:00 <British^Meat> i got my secret santa present today!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> serenity, if you won't ban for me for Christmas ... titteh pic
05:00 <Bastardly_One> now
05:00 <Serenity> 18 presents
05:00 <British^Meat> Chocolates, cheap bastards
05:00 <Digerati> but you may never leave
06:00 <Bastardly_One> awwww ... nice choccies though?
06:00 <Maurice> 18!
06:00 <British^Meat> off of the shelves of the store i work in :/
06:00 <Serenity> over 3 kids tho
06:00 <British^Meat> Zero effort!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's shit British^Meat
06:00 <Digerati> and in the year 4510 Austnet drives the noobs again
06:00 <Maurice> I have 9 over 3 kids lol
06:00 <Serenity> haha oops
06:00 <Digerati> to a place they call hell
06:00 <Serenity> my two are gonna have the biggest haul this year
06:00 <Serenity> theyve got our presents
07:00 <Serenity> presents from my mum
07:00 <British^Meat> last year the chick who was my secret santa got her bf to add me to FB and she got me a C-3PO bobble head thing
07:00 <British^Meat> now THATS a present
07:00 <Serenity> then we've got christmas with their other family on saturday
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed in the last couple of months Big W has greeters?
07:00 <Maurice> Mine got theirs last month
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I want to hurt them
07:00 <Maurice> So they can stfu
07:00 <Serenity> so grandparents their dad and aunties/uncles
07:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, can i hurt you ?
07:00 <Digerati> with a dildoe
07:00 <British^Meat> Digerati, just no
07:00 <Serenity> dildoe
08:00 <Digerati> 1 meter long
08:00 <Maurice> Lol
08:00 <British^Meat> doe, a deer, a dildoe deer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> is a dildoe a retarded female deer?
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <Digerati> dildoeing doing due da doo lips
08:00 <Digerati> you dung heap
09:00 <British^Meat> how offensive
09:00 <British^Meat> i have to leave RIGHT NOW
09:00 <Digerati> haha
09:00 <Digerati> relax
09:00 <Digerati> i smell a playboy in the room
09:00 <Digerati> johnny come lately
09:00 <Digerati> the new kid in town
10:00 <Digerati> tears on her shoulder
10:00 <megamanga> jizz in her eye
10:00 <Digerati> cum on her thighs
11:00 <Digerati> she is so allright
11:00 <Digerati> tonight
11:00 <Digerati> like a retarded kite
12:00 <Digerati> giggedy
12:00 <Digerati> allrighttttt
14:00 <Digerati> k0rn
15:00 <Digerati> see you on the otherside
16:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAjHBcnXFwU
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitechapel - "I, Dementia" [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Scion AV) (Jun 28, 2012) 4:52 - Category: Music - 896,163 views - 7,549 likes (96.7%), 260 dislikes (3.3%)
16:00 <Serenity> http://www.mamamia.com.au/social/kleenex-mother-amazon-review/
17:00 <Digerati> Serenity, i cum on meryl streep
17:00 <Serenity> dude
17:00 <Serenity> you were so normal a few days ago
17:00 <Digerati> ok ?
17:00 <Serenity> why are you being weird again
17:00 <megamanga> shes cleaning up their cum rags?
18:00 <Digerati> Serenity, i am still normal
18:00 <Digerati> just a bit drinking
18:00 <Digerati> once a year
18:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose that explains why you've been fucking annoying since Fri
18:00 <Digerati> serenity, mama mia was filmed on my mum and das island
19:00 <Bastardly_One> only once a night more like
19:00 <Digerati> and i hated it
19:00 <Digerati> fucking cunts 
19:00 <Digerati> hate meryl streep
19:00 <Digerati> she had no right to go to the govt to get rights to film on my lsinad
19:00 <Digerati> our island
20:00 <Digerati> i should say
20:00 <Digerati> the islanders disputed it
20:00 <Serenity> why are you ranting about meryl streep
20:00 <Serenity> im so confused
20:00 <Digerati> the ones that lived there
20:00 <megamanga> because beeh
20:00 <Digerati> mama mia
20:00 <Digerati> the movie
20:00 <Digerati> it was filmed on our island
20:00 <Digerati> that's why
21:00 <Digerati> and i did not like that
21:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1387813486668.jpg whats the point of wearing pants if you wear them that low?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone cares?
21:00 <The_Baron> that was such an underwhelming story
21:00 <Serenity> its not behh
21:00 <Digerati> but cos they are rich cunts
21:00 <Digerati> they sold it out
22:00 <Digerati> i want to make fools of them
22:00 <Digerati> that sold our island out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like you do of yourself on here?
22:00 <Serenity> cool
22:00 <Serenity> shower time
22:00 <Digerati> cool
22:00 <Digerati> i am a fool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity :)
23:00 <Digerati> your a genius and perfect
23:00 <Digerati> that aint the point
23:00 <Digerati> the point is, people think they are above another
23:00 <Digerati> till they bark like dogs
23:00 <Digerati> when they are sick
23:00 <Digerati> or dying
24:00 <Digerati> i see humans like dogs
24:00 <Digerati> and i am sick of it
24:00 <Digerati> ok ?
24:00 <Digerati> i aint a mutt
33:00 <Digerati> :)
34:00 <Digerati> may need to take a ride
34:00 <Digerati> on the peace train one day
34:00 <Digerati> you will like it
35:00 <Digerati> serenity, flavors and fun and mostly peace
36:00 <Digerati> bu then again, you will need to find serenity first
36:00 <Digerati> that is a task
36:00 <Digerati> :)
36:00 <Digerati> peace and love
43:00 <beehhh> mission impossible
43:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
44:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 calling faux
44:00 <Bastardly_One> FORKS!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks
45:00 <beehhh> porks
55:00 <beehhh> lol
08:00 <fawks> m
08:00 <fawks> what do you want Bastardly_One 
09:00 <Willy_Fingerbottom> the haIry leb returns
09:00 <Loud> morning fawks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1525260_644999485543108_583427981_n.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that
09:00 <fawks> morning 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was funny at the time
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she full on looks like ET
10:00 <Loud> lol i reckon
10:00 <Loud> funny stuff
11:00 <Loud> get money today yay
13:00 <beehhh> bad bad bad world
14:00 <beehhh> yay i'mmm bad
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtRzDgqGTgk
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hrithik Roshan - Hero Honda Karizma ZMR ad (Dec 3, 2010) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 3,224 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <beehhh> pity who slaugther those miniture horses some teens are involved
27:00 <beehhh> london to kamloops
28:00 <beehhh> cold to colder
35:00 <Loud> sirens going
35:00 <Loud> someones in trouble
36:00 <Bastardly_One> check on your app
36:00 <Loud> cant get melbourne ones
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you which one to get
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
36:00 <Loud> i forgot tell me again
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Scanner Radio Pro
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a free version too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a decent online connection?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> broadcastify.com
38:00 <Bastardly_One> will give you melbourne stuff too
40:00 <Loud> no s/e suburbs
40:00 <Loud> dam it
45:00 <Loud> ive had internet so long i dont really use it
45:00 <Loud> and i get unlimited
45:00 <Loud> lol
49:00 <AJnJ> cant sleep... anyone awake?
49:00 <AJnJ> took a sleeping pill.. but... 
51:00 <Loud> yes
53:00 <AJnJ> hey
53:00 <Loud> hi
56:00 <AJnJ> stick to 1channel
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had a hammer
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hammer in the morning
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hammer in the evening
06:00 <Bastardly_One> all over this laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
08:00 <AJnJ> hhh Bastardly_One
08:00 <AJnJ>  i was looking for you earlier
09:00 <AJnJ> someone from brisbane questioned how long itd tae him to be himself  (speaking shit) in here
09:00 <AJnJ> before being banned
09:00 <AJnJ> i put my money on "fucking ages"
09:00 <AJnJ> "as theres a guy who already does that."
09:00 <AJnJ> but couldnt see your nick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, it's sharky
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do talk a lot of shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have competition in here
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've been kind of quiet tonight
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be wrong though
25:00 <AJnJ> yeah hey
25:00 <AJnJ> sorry off to bed
25:00 <AJnJ> how do i send a noteop?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ./msg noteop nick blah blah blah
29:00 <Transmatron> damn
29:00 <Transmatron> tomorows christmas raw is gona suck balls
29:00 <Transmatron> i didnt even watch last yrs one
29:00 <Transmatron> apparently last yr alberto del rio had a match with santa claus or something
30:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One
30:00 <Transmatron> anything to say about that?
31:00 <Transmatron> speak u aged fuck
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna suck major cock
31:00 <Bastardly_One> always does
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I think he did
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was that bad as usual
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that it was a bad faded memory
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that rings a bell though
35:00 <AJnJ> AWW fuck
35:00 <AJnJ> suns coming up
35:00 <AJnJ> *closes curtains, unsets alarm
36:00 <AJnJ> ummm
36:00 <AJnJ> then i just needto get into bed
36:00 <AJnJ> i bought like 5 suits, 10 shirts, 12 ties last week
37:00 <AJnJ> (rhodes nbecett are havingagood sale)
37:00 <AJnJ> but was so busy organising chrismas day today, i idnt even get to them on :(
38:00 <AJnJ> question, anyone with an elderly relative in a nursing home?
38:00 <Glenn> Not me...
38:00 <AJnJ> do they frown apon it if you bring your own food?
39:00 <AJnJ> cause last year i boughta ticket... and seriously that food was not only shit tasting, but blended
39:00 <Glenn> It's that bad?
39:00 <AJnJ> some "ate" their meal through a straw
39:00 <AJnJ> well its not a nursing home for those will all their functions in fact
40:00 <AJnJ> basically they all sit in wheel chairs all day onesyou cant fall out of)
40:00 <Glenn> Hard for everyone.
40:00 <AJnJ> and stare at the tv
40:00 <AJnJ> if theyre not doziing off
40:00 <AJnJ> personally dont know if id want o live that long
41:00 <Loud> my granddad is 93
41:00 <AJnJ> yeah sure youre alive.. but having someone take you to the toilet, wipey your backside)
41:00 <AJnJ> i think mines 98... 
41:00 <Glenn> SOunds like those in the home probably don't know where they are, and their rellies are also unable to care for them.
42:00 <AJnJ> ill double check with various family members as i sispect ill be the only on there all day
42:00 <AJnJ> and possibly need to shuffle some off early if others arrive early
42:00 <AJnJ> as not to cause a scene
43:00 <AJnJ> Glenn : Welll it got to the point that my grandma was shitting in her bedroom on the carpet at night
43:00 <AJnJ> so... at that point it was decided she needed better help
43:00 <Glenn> That's sad...
43:00 <Bastardly_One> eat before you go?
43:00 <AJnJ> and shed walk around at 3am
44:00 <AJnJ> checking all the windows were lokced etc
44:00 <AJnJ> so.. yeah she had to go
44:00 <AJnJ> but... im goig to ask the staff and any 1/2 mentally competennt patient
44:00 <AJnJ> "is it worth it?"
45:00 <AJnJ> yeah youre 90... cool... but.. wouldnt you have rather partied harded... and passed at 80 when you didnt have a bag of your own piss strapped to your leg?"
46:00 <AJnJ> once my mumory goes andi get dimentia ill off myself... hopefully ill remember.
46:00 <AJnJ> if i get cancer ill see why all the kids are raging about "morephine"
47:00 <Transmatron> i cant wait til royal rumble Bastardly_One
47:00 <Transmatron> its gona be pretty awesome
47:00 <Glenn> Don't knock morphine till you've tried it! I floated around the room for four days after spinal surgery!!!!
47:00 <Transmatron> i wonder if jake the snake is gona actually be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> hopefully bastista, lesner, y2j are gona be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> and taker
48:00 <Loud> wrestling sucks
48:00 <Loud> so 80s
48:00 <Transmatron> hell some ppl are even suggesting hogan, angle and get this - aj styles
48:00 <Transmatron> could possibly be in it
48:00 <Transmatron> goldberg
48:00 <Transmatron> sting
49:00 <Loud> i paid 100$ to see wcw when it was here goldberg came out for 30 seconds and match was over
49:00 <Loud> ripped off
50:00 <BlackDevil> dick
50:00 <Loud> fanny
51:00 <Loud> he walked in ring did a spear and it was over
53:00 <Loud> forget guys name that blonde long haired dude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a double pass again to the WWE in Aug
53:00 <Loud> but whole crowd started saying wanker when he came out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> back then ... ummmm Mr Perfect maybe?
54:00 <Loud> nah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, I should remember who was in WCW
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Jeff Jarret?
54:00 <Loud> maybe him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> had a guitar as well?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was I think though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the melbourne show was definitely an ep of the weekly show
55:00 <Loud> ddp was cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rvd?
55:00 <Loud> lol rvd
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rob van damme
55:00 <Loud> i know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Jerry Lawler
56:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up in the industry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was babysat by Andre the Giant
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and George the Animal Steel
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum's partner was an aussie dupe
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like they'd tour and he'd be the local cunt they'd smash
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, I get to meet and greet them in Aug as well
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who's your fave?
58:00 <Loud> goldberg was dont watch it now
59:00 <Loud> used to have goldberg beat um up soft doll which made noises
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Transmatron has WWE dols he plays with
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *dolls
02:00 <Loud> once at primary school when it was marble season some bitch said i stole her marbles and teacher took mine of me and gave them to here
02:00 <Loud> fucken bitch
04:00 <Loud> and it was day i won a ball bearing huge one
05:00 <Loud> i was having fun chipping ppls marbles
06:00 <Loud> used to cheat a footy card flinging the longest distance with blutack on 2 corners of car
06:00 <Loud> d
10:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pooped in your pants
10:00 <BlackDevil> and licked it?
11:00 <Loud> have you?
11:00 <BlackDevil> not yet
11:00 <Loud> good
46:00 <BlackDevil> Saving Mr Banks 2013 DVDSCR-DTeCH
51:00 <BlackDevil> hi faux
51:00 <BlackDevil> how are you mate?
53:00 <Loud> made song from veronicas untouched just then
53:00 <Loud> :^)
57:00 <druidess> merry christmas eve 
59:00 <Loud> my dads birthday today druidess
00:00 <Loud> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/oh-oh-la-la
00:00 <Loud> that song sez ooh ooh la la
02:00 <BlackDevil> no
02:00 <Loud> yes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:00 <Loud> not falling for repeat
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-_fUaqSWIw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj: you a stupid hoe 10 minutes (Feb 19, 2012) 10:04 - Category: Comedy - 18,779 views - 60 likes (63.8%), 34 dislikes (36.2%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
03:00 <BlackDevil> bet you cant last 30 seconds
03:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil fuck off it's Christmas
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint clickin' dat shit
03:00 <Transmatron> its not christmas
03:00 <BlackDevil> apparently 18,779 people have seen all 10 mins
04:00 <Transmatron> its happy holidays
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea wtf is christmas
04:00 <Transmatron> please use the politically correct term, as there are people in here who may not be christian nor cathiloc
04:00 <druidess> happy birthday louds dad
04:00 <Transmatron> and this finds the term 'christmas' offensive
04:00 <BlackDevil> there we go
05:00 <Transmatron> and Bastardly_One
05:00 <Transmatron> <+Bastardly_One> Transmatron has WWE dols he plays with
05:00 <Transmatron> for the 100th time
05:00 <Transmatron> they are 'action figures'.
05:00 <Transmatron> please remember that term.
05:00 <druidess> merry merry christmas
05:00 <Transmatron> dolls are things that little girls play with.
06:00 <Transmatron> I am a grown male.
06:00 <druidess> and happy birthday louds dad
06:00 <Bastardly_One> dolls
06:00 <Loud> he is 65 today
06:00 <Loud> so full retired
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Merry Christmas druidess ... am sure I'll see ya later today and say that again
06:00 <druidess> he doesnt look a day over 70
07:00 <Transmatron> who is 65?
07:00 <druidess> merry christmas eve b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to ask my old man how old he was this year
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's like ... shit, now I have to remember
07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <druidess> stupid neighbours n their fkn chooks
07:00 <Transmatron> how old is he?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> BOK BOK BOK!
07:00 <Loud> my dad today Transmatron
07:00 <druidess> im gonna chop their heads off n eat them for xmas
07:00 <Bastardly_One> 68 I think
07:00 <druidess> they wont shut up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've forgotten again
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and too early to add up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> BOK BOK BOK!
08:00 <Transmatron> omg
08:00 <druidess> arghhh
08:00 <Transmatron> the new hobbit movie is out very soon
08:00 <Transmatron> boxing day
08:00 <Transmatron> :D
08:00 <Transmatron> yayness
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock
08:00 <druidess> roast christmas chook
08:00 <druidess> thats it brb
08:00 <Transmatron> we get to see legolas in this installment
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... poor druidess
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been waiting for that movie since late Oct
09:00 <druidess> wtf has chooks in suburbia
09:00 <Transmatron> i hope its better than the first one
09:00 <Bastardly_One> when I heard it was coming out Boxing Day
09:00 <druidess> u shoulda heard the crazy lady screaming at her husband
10:00 <Bastardly_One> tell
10:00 <druidess> and i went out there n went u hear this?
10:00 <Transmatron> and i hope we get to see more of legolas's dad
10:00 <druidess> she was screaming like a banshee
10:00 <Transmatron> he was so awesome in the one scene he was in at the beginning of the hobbit
10:00 <Transmatron> was only like 3 secs
10:00 <druidess> smashing glasses
10:00 <Transmatron> of him on that deer or moose on the cliff top lookin down at the fleeing dawrves
11:00 <Transmatron> but he had so much presence and charisma
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you're too hyper
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I need sleep to deal with hyper
12:00 <Transmatron> one thing im curious about is
12:00 <druidess> i understand
12:00 <Transmatron> ok, so legolas's dad looks just as young as legolas
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not you druidess
12:00 <Transmatron> cuz evles apparently never age
12:00 <druidess> legolas dad is legolas
12:00 <Transmatron> but then, howcome elrond didnt look the same age as arwen then?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
13:00 <druidess> im telling elrond u said that
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I look like Gollum
14:00 <Transmatron> nah u look like an orc
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
14:00 <druidess> lollll
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
15:00 <Transmatron> this is what u look like in lotr Bastardly_One
15:00 <Transmatron> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yo_zWuzBLmk/ULWALbu63kI/AAAAAAAABCA/tLT4e2TjD5M/s1600/lord-of-the-rings-orc.jpg
15:00 <Transmatron> totally suits you
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's sexier
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you fail
15:00 <Transmatron> its also bald, wrinkly and has a nose ring
16:00 <druidess> mean
16:00 <Transmatron> lol
16:00 <Transmatron> u should get a nose ring like that Bastardly_One
16:00 <Transmatron> i mean why not 
16:00 <druidess> i have a nose ring
17:00 <Transmatron> u already have the pearcing holes
17:00 <Transmatron> druidess how old are you?
17:00 <druidess> some dudes can get away with them
17:00 <shadsam> MORNING MAGGOTS
17:00 <druidess> not many tho
18:00 <druidess> im olddd
18:00 <Transmatron> i agree some dudes can rock the look
18:00 <Transmatron> but when one is like 50
18:00 <Transmatron> thats pushing it
18:00 <druidess> im not 50 yet
19:00 <druidess> close
19:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One is
19:00 <druidess> nope
19:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:00 <Transmatron> nope what?
19:00 <Transmatron> he's not 50?
19:00 <druidess> hes not 50
19:00 <Transmatron> how old is he then?
19:00 <druidess> not 50
19:00 <shadsam> 48
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <druidess> 49
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's you almost shads
20:00 <shadsam> LOL
20:00 <druidess> Lol
20:00 <Transmatron> well i think its acceptable to call him 50 or so, cuz he looks like friggin 60+ anyway
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not far behind ya though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 44
20:00 <druidess> :/
20:00 <druidess> 11
20:00 <Transmatron> so i just refer to Bastardly_One in the age gap of 50s-60s
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shads is 48 next birthday for him though
21:00 <Transmatron> at the old of the day his a aged cunt
21:00 <Transmatron> end*
21:00 <druidess> is not
21:00 <shadsam> IM 42
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were older than I was shads
21:00 <Bastardly_One> still old
21:00 <Bastardly_One> get a life and get off irc :P
21:00 <druidess> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
21:00 <shadsam> NAH NOT REALLY
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah really
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking old cunt
22:00 <shadsam> NAH
22:00 <Transmatron> picard is like 46
22:00 <georgeandwell> hi adrian
22:00 <shadsam> LOL
22:00 <Bastardly_One> YEAH
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're an old cunt
22:00 <Transmatron> most of you ppl sound like teens
22:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you hit 40
22:00 <shadsam> NAH DUDE I LOOK YOUNG
22:00 <druidess> george is 68
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think shads and I sound immature
22:00 <Transmatron> no its not Bastardly_One
22:00 <Transmatron> look at the rock
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's ok too
22:00 <Transmatron> hes like in his 40s
23:00 <Transmatron> but he looks in his late 20s
23:00 <Transmatron> 40s is the new 20s these days
23:00 <shadsam> YES
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his samoan heritage
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt is gonna look 30 at 70
23:00 <shadsam> ROFL
23:00 <Transmatron> whats that got to do with it?
23:00 <Loof> i couldn't work out if the smell was my cock or my sock. then i noticed on the ground my smelly cock-sock
23:00 <Transmatron> samoans looks young due to their genetic make up?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> helps him look younger
23:00 <druidess> whats love got to do with it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so when they keep fit
24:00 <shadsam> LOL LOF
24:00 <druidess> yuk
24:00 <georgeandwell> hi adrian
24:00 <Transmatron> so your like the same age as the rock Bastardly_One but u dont look the same
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof took half an hour to think of that before logging on though
24:00 <Transmatron> because u are not samoan
24:00 <druidess> shut up george 
24:00 <Transmatron> and u dont keep fit
24:00 <Transmatron> is that right?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so? Never said I was did I fuckwit
25:00 <druidess> lol
25:00 <Transmatron> <+Bastardly_One> yeah so? Never said I was did I fuckwit
25:00 <Transmatron> huh
25:00 <Transmatron> was that directed to me?
25:00 <georgeandwell> was it directed at me?
25:00 <Transmatron> you never said you was, what?
25:00 <Transmatron> b1
25:00 <shadsam> THE 40 YEAR OLDS R TRUE LEGENDS OF THE M,ATRIX
26:00 <druidess> it was for george 
26:00 <georgeandwell> yeah matrix is nearly 40 now
26:00 <shadsam> WEVE DOWNLOADED EVERYTHING TWICE
26:00 <druidess> george is nearly 70
26:00 <Transmatron> i just want to figure out if Bastardly_One looks the way he does due to meth
26:00 <shadsam> LOL
27:00 <georgeandwell> that was how long since adrian been on a date
27:00 <georgeandwell> heh heh
28:00 <druidess>  
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
28:00 <shadsam> I GOTA SMOKE A BUTT
28:00 <druidess> tmi
29:00 <shadsam> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
29:00 <georgeandwell> merry xmas
29:00 <georgeandwell> love all
29:00 <shadsam> LUV ALL YAS
29:00 <druidess> love ya cunts
29:00 <Shadz_> SUNS OUT
30:00 <Shadz_> :)))))))))))))))))))))))
30:00 <Shadz_> FUCKIN PAYPAL
30:00 <georgeandwell> i hope everyone has a safe and fun xmas holidays
31:00 <Shadz_> YUP EXACTLY
31:00 <druidess> thanks george fk off
32:00 <georgeandwell> i hope adrian is less anger nxt year
33:00 <Shadz_> WISH I HAD A VAGINA TO STICK ME COK IM
33:00 <Shadz_> LOL
34:00 <Shadz_> WHAT TIMES WOOLIES OPEN
34:00 <Shadz_> 8
35:00 <Shadz_> ROFL
35:00 <druidess> rude
35:00 <Shadz_> RUDEY DUDEY
35:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WySgNm8qH-I
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Country Music Was Awful in 2013 (Dec 20, 2013) 3:29 - Category: Music - 204,274 views - 3,626 likes (93.6%), 250 dislikes (6.4%)
35:00 <Shadz_> CUPPA BRB
36:00 <Shadz_> MORNING BlackDevil
36:00 <Shadz_> MORNING stebie
36:00 <Loof> found out turmeric vapes at the same temp as weed so i been mixing it with my weed, and guess what? it gets ypou fucked up!
36:00 <Shadz_> BRB LOOFY
36:00 <Shadz_> MORNING LOOFY
36:00 <Loof> hey man
36:00 <Shadz_> HOW R YA CHAMPION
37:00 <Loof> good bro, u?
37:00 <Shadz_> IM SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH U AND DRUIDESS
37:00 <Shadz_> IM WONDERFULL
37:00 <Shadz_> thankyou
37:00 <Shadz_> slept heaps
37:00 <Loof> orgies, awesome
37:00 <Shadz_> awesomess
37:00 <druidess> ahem
37:00 <Loof> you and me can dp druidess
37:00 <druidess> no
37:00 <Loof> spit roast
37:00 <Shadz_> bags her pussy
38:00 <Shadz_> RUDE!
38:00 <Shadz_> LOL
38:00 <Shadz_> BRBN IN A SEC
38:00 <Loof> kk
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=888_1387821154
39:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: West Australian Cop Loses Job over Beating Video (Date: Apr-19-2013, 2 hours ago) - Views: 3256 - Played: 3623
40:00 <Shadz_> HI MistressOfMayhem
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> HI Shadz_
40:00 <Shadz_> HOW R U BEUTIFULL
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> beautiful?
40:00 <georgeandwell> hi
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you drunk?
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol. im tired how are you?
40:00 <Shadz_> JUST WOKE
40:00 <Shadz_> WOMENDERFULL
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> WHATS WITH THE CAPS?
40:00 <Shadz_> WONDERFUL3
41:00 <Shadz_> dunno
41:00 <Loof> hi MistressOfMayhem :)
41:00 <Shadz_> hugs
41:00 <Shadz_> merry christmas sweet
41:00 <Loof> gtfo Fennec_Fox 
41:00 <Shadz_> feenec u cunt
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi Loof
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you too hun
42:00 <georgeandwell> hi MistressOfMayhem
42:00 <Shadz_> rofl
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi georgeandwell
42:00 <Loof> shutup georgeandwell u autistic fucktard
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
43:00 <georgeandwell> he he
44:00 <BlackDevil> be nice ladies
44:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
44:00 <georgeandwell> stop picking on me
44:00 <Shadz_> morning BlackDevil
45:00 <Shadz_> shads:gong
45:00 <Shadz_> muahahahahaha
46:00 <Shadz_> IT WAS HE DAY B4 CHRISTMAS
46:00 <BlackDevil> thats not funny bro
46:00 <Shadz_> shutup BlackDevil
46:00 <Shadz_> hapy christ,as bro
47:00 <Shadz_> mmm coffee
47:00 <Shadz_> im smokin a fuckin blunt
47:00 <Shadz_> word to that
47:00 <Shadz_> smells like it anyways
47:00 <Shadz_> LOFY WHATS DOING MATE
48:00 <Shadz_> discipline the retards
48:00 <Shadz_> o,o
49:00 <Shadz_> gotta go the shops
50:00 <Shadz_> BlackDevil whats up matey
51:00 <Shadz_> I have christmas presents
51:00 <Shadz_> cant open till tomorrows
51:00 <Shadz_> :P
51:00 <Shadz_> loof i have 2 new songs 4u
51:00 <Shadz_> 1 ull uv
52:00 <Shadz_> its guitar
52:00 <Shadz_> wait
52:00 <Loof> cool man
56:00 <Shadz_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-christine
56:00 <Shadz_> youll like that
57:00 <Shadz_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones
57:00 <Shadz_> lalla;a;a;a;l;lalalalala
57:00 <Pieter> Heh
58:00 <Shadz_> DOES CENTRELINK PAY US EARLY FOR CHRISSY
58:00 <Shadz_> HEY PIETER
58:00 <Pieter> Hi
59:00 <druidess> merry christmas pieter
00:00 <Pieter> Happy festifus
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> someone cook meh brekky?
06:00 <georgeandwell> i will do it
08:00 <Pieter> Yeh im hungry too
09:00 <Pieter> Gonna go eat some witcherty grubs
09:00 <Pieter> Bbs
09:00 <Shadz_> K MAN
10:00 <clubsamwich> eat them through your ear
11:00 <georgeandwell> i a pseronal friend of eric clapton
11:00 <clubsamwich> personal for you or him?
11:00 <georgeandwell> both
11:00 <georgeandwell> my dad knows him
11:00 <clubsamwich> i thought you said he was a personal friend
11:00 <clubsamwich> sounds like you're the son of the personal friend
12:00 <clubsamwich> riding on the coattails of your father
12:00 <clubsamwich> having said that, i like your nick, it pleases me
13:00 <georgeandwell> nah
13:00 <georgeandwell> eric used to come over our place
13:00 <georgeandwell> when my dad was a rocker in the 1970s
14:00 <Shadz_> NICE georgeandwell
14:00 <clubsamwich> does he ever visit now?
14:00 <georgeandwell> nah
14:00 <georgeandwell> but when i go to he uk
15:00 <georgeandwell> i tend to drop by, sometimes paul macartney is there too
15:00 <Shadz_> ive got a huge cock ladies
16:00 <georgeandwell> cool
16:00 <Shadz_> LOOFY
16:00 <clubsamwich> how huge?
16:00 <Shadz_> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-christine
16:00 <Shadz_> THERE LOOF
16:00 <clubsamwich> as big as a man?
18:00 <clubsamwich> i love women
19:00 <georgeandwell> do u?
19:00 <clubsamwich> i sure do
19:00 <clubsamwich> i have a large collection in my shed
20:00 <clubsamwich> .....you people are like ice!
20:00 <Shadz_> NICE clubsamwich
21:00 <Shadz_> YA FUCKN CUNT
21:00 <Shadz_> LOL
21:00 <georgeandwell> i like females too
21:00 <georgeandwell> especailly the pussy area
21:00 <Shadz_> MMMM
21:00 <Shadz_> muckhole
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
22:00 <Shadz_> like chuckin a sausage down the hallway
22:00 <Shadz_> :(
22:00 <Pieter> K im off bbl
22:00 <clubsamwich> i could give up anything, but i couldn't give up women
22:00 <Pieter> ]\
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lovely Shadz_
22:00 <clubsamwich> cya piet
22:00 <Shadz_> lol
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> then you couldnt give up anything clubsamwich
22:00 <clubsamwich> you got me MistressOfMayhem ...and by my own logic ..well played, old man
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> old man?
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
23:00 <clubsamwich> :D
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fairly sure i dont own a dick
23:00 <clubsamwich> are you just renting?
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i dont have one attached to me -.-
24:00 <clubsamwich> so it's through a friend?
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah.
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and im not old!!
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
25:00 <clubsamwich> is that a mistress in the bdsm sense?
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tho many people seem to assume that
25:00 <georgeandwell> i like bdsm
25:00 <clubsamwich> well we are in a chatroom
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its not a bdsm chatroom
25:00 <clubsamwich> i assumed it, either way i think you're the type who likes to be in charge
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> very wrong
26:00 <clubsamwich> so you prefer to submit?
26:00 <georgeandwell> do u like anals
26:00 <clubsamwich> i remember bdsm chatrooms on MS comic chat
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> none of your business what i do lol
26:00 <clubsamwich> the doms were the only ones allowed to have upper case letters in their nicks
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAO
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ill do as i damn well please with my nick.
27:00 <clubsamwich> it came to the point where you were more likely to get kicked out of a bdsm room quicker than a christianity chat room for not following protocol
27:00 <koalabeer> shes an online hooker
27:00 <clubsamwich> spoken like a true Mistress, MistressOfMayhem 
28:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha koalabeer 
28:00 <georgeandwell> n e of u guys use hookers
28:00 <clubsamwich> only in other countries
28:00 <georgeandwell> why
28:00 <clubsamwich> i've never had the guts to go to one in aus
28:00 <georgeandwell> is cos they dont know u?
28:00 <clubsamwich> oh wait, there was this one time
29:00 <clubsamwich> but i don't count it because i was with a friend and we were plastered and i could barely raise the bridge
29:00 <georgeandwell> did u actually pay?
29:00 <clubsamwich> it was a very clinical feeling appointment
29:00 <clubsamwich> my mate payed, he gets payed too much
29:00 <georgeandwell> yeah ok
29:00 <clubsamwich> paid or payed
30:00 <clubsamwich> anyway, we had to shower before and then she inspected us, not a turn on
30:00 <clubsamwich> and i wanted to make out with her and she said you have to arrange that before
30:00 <koalabeer> lol
31:00 <clubsamwich> rookie mistake maybe, but i didn't rate the experience
32:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
32:00 <georgeandwell> each girl is different
32:00 <clubsamwich> i thought about going a few times when i was single, but at the same time i didn't have much money
32:00 <georgeandwell> but brothels are too clinical
32:00 <clubsamwich> so it all seemed very expensive at the time
33:00 <clubsamwich> i guess they would have to be clinical, but i reckon it all should be separate ...get someone else to do the inspection ... then get a massage and then sex
33:00 <clubsamwich> the shower, inspection and performance was all done in the same room
33:00 <georgeandwell> thats standard
34:00 <georgeandwell> and being timed
34:00 <georgeandwell> kills the mood
34:00 <clubsamwich> you know what i'd love to go to
34:00 <clubsamwich> a burlesque house like the one in the simpsons
34:00 <georgeandwell> but they dont bang in those...to my knowledge
34:00 <clubsamwich> then have them bang 
35:00 <georgeandwell> but the laws make that illegal
35:00 <clubsamwich> really?
35:00 <georgeandwell> yeah laws are quite strict in oz
36:00 <clubsamwich> we're so fucking over regulated here
36:00 <georgeandwell> its about average
36:00 <georgeandwell> some places are even more strict
37:00 <clubsamwich> how hot are the girls in brothels? i just have trouble imagining that i'm going to walk in there and get to have sex with a porn star quality girl
37:00 <georgeandwell> varies
37:00 <georgeandwell> but most are 30yo+
37:00 <georgeandwell> with average body
38:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, see, if i was willing to pay for that i'd rather take a trip to thailand and smash thai pussy every night for a tuppence
39:00 <georgeandwell> true
39:00 <georgeandwell> aussie girls have high $ expectations
40:00 <georgeandwell> i could easily spend $1000 pw if i wanted
40:00 <georgeandwell> but id rather just jack off infront of my pc...and use a fraction of the money to buy seafood dinner for my family
40:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha yeah
40:00 <georgeandwell> ;)
41:00 <clubsamwich> we live in such a lucky age to have the porn access we have
41:00 <georgeandwell> yeah true....
41:00 <clubsamwich> anything you want or like - boom it's there and it's free
41:00 <georgeandwell> it must have been hard for grandpops
42:00 <clubsamwich> yeah
43:00 <clubsamwich> i tell ya what though, as a kid growing up my favourite thing to get was junk mail from kmart/target/bigw and the best, the absolute top was Bras n' Things 
43:00 <clubsamwich> i think i still have one of their's somewhere, holy shit
44:00 <georgeandwell> heh
44:00 <georgeandwell> yeah i totally dig that
44:00 <georgeandwell> it proves to me ur not a faggot
45:00 <clubsamwich> haha
46:00 <clubsamwich> what about escorts? they're pricey yeah?
46:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
47:00 <georgeandwell> generally
47:00 <clubsamwich> about a year ago me and few mates were heading down to phillip island and we wanted to get a stripper ...but what i really wanted was an escort, or a girl to just party with us
47:00 <georgeandwell> oz is pretty tough on the wallet
47:00 <georgeandwell> the girls want a pound of flesh
48:00 <clubsamwich> ah about to get to parliament station ...good talking to you georgeandwell 
48:00 <clubsamwich> i'm out
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
19:00 <Sevi> I didn't do it
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> bbullshit
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -b
20:00 <Sevi> I'm still in bed
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so you did do it then
20:00 <Sevi> What did I do?
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucked if i know
21:00 <Sevi> Iunno either
21:00 <Sevi> Can I go back to sleep now?
26:00 <SilkyCindy> sometimes I feel like the MCG's full of aboriginals
26:00 <SilkyCindy> and it's the city of VB
27:00 <SilkyCindy> included together, divided we fall
27:00 <SilkyCindy> and you don't ever want to see
27:00 <SilkyCindy> like we went to crown
27:00 <AngrymanXL> hi, bro.
27:00 <SilkyCindy> fuck u cunt
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wow
28:00 <SilkyCindy> choice bro tafe
28:00 <AngrymanXL> choice as.
28:00 <SilkyCindy> stab a kiwi, a sheep cries
31:00 <SilkyCindy> Kynetic is on internet relay chat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <SilkyCindy> everybody say yeah yeah
32:00 <SilkyCindy> Kynetic is here and it is about to get real
42:00 <Loof> What a dumb autistic bitch
50:00 <Shadz_> JUST GOT EER
50:00 <Shadz_> JUST GOT BEER
50:00 <Shadz_> AND PRAWNS...
50:00 <koalabeer> MistressOfMayhem is an online hooker
51:00 <koalabeer> always wants to talk about sex
51:00 <koalabeer> and get the boys in pm to cyber withj
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am?
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i do?
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ok
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i do
51:00 <koalabeer> whata loser
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if you say so.
10:00 <Loof_> morning Mew :)
15:00 <Mew> merry xmas eve Loofies!!
20:00 <Loof> Same 2 u :)
34:00 <Pieter> Am i the only twit who has to work today
34:00 <Pieter> Like wtf
34:00 <Sevi> Yup
34:00 <Sevi> More than likely
35:00 <mandyjane> nope
36:00 <mandyjane> im at work
37:00 <Shadz_> UP YOURS
37:00 <Shadz_> LOL
38:00 <Shadz_> PIETER YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WORK IS
38:00 <Shadz_> ONLY DRUG DEALING
38:00 <mandyjane> loll
38:00 <Cripla> he sure does, its hard work standing in a dole q
39:00 <Shadz_> LOL DUDE
39:00 <Sevi> I'm on holidays :)
39:00 <Shadz_> HI SEVI
39:00 <Sevi> I haven't worked over xmas for 3yrs
39:00 <Sevi> HI SHADZ_
39:00 <Shadz_> GDAY
39:00 <Shadz_> Happy Christmas
39:00 <Shadz_> u 2 MANDY
39:00 <Shadz_> CRIPLA
40:00 <Sevi> Aloha n merry sexmas to you too 
40:00 <Shadz_> Thankyou
40:00 <Cripla> hiii shads
40:00 <Shadz_> gday m8
40:00 <Sevi> And merry sexmas to everyone else
40:00 <Shadz_> any hARDSTYLERS IN THE HOUSE
40:00 <Cripla> yeah same, nerry xmas all
40:00 <Cripla> NERRY
40:00 <Cripla> ?
40:00 <Cripla> lol
40:00 <Shadz_> LOL
40:00 <Sevi> Lol
40:00 <fawks> nerry
41:00 <Shadz_> I HAVE PRAWNS
41:00 <Cripla> Im heading away for 3 weeks of fishing up in the snowy mountains
41:00 <Shadz_> save for tomorrow
41:00 <Shadz_> nice one
42:00 <Cripla> anyone else going anywhere exciting ?
43:00 <mandyjane> not exciting but i'm going to wollongong after xmas
44:00 <Cripla> what are you doing over that way
44:00 <mandyjane> i have family there
44:00 <mandyjane> gonna go to jamberoooooo
45:00 <Pieter> But shadz_ youre my customer
46:00 <Cripla> bang another rock up your arm pieter
46:00 <Cripla> get on the fleetwood
46:00 <Cripla> better still, use bath salts
46:00 <Pieter> Why is it you know so much about this shit >
47:00 <Shadz_> lol
47:00 <Pieter> Youre teaching me !
47:00 <Pieter> Bad influence!
52:00 <mandyjane> lol
52:00 <mandyjane> morning panda
52:00 <Pieter> its a moaning panda
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mornin
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <Pieter> That  be an improvement
54:00 <mandyjane> awww shads
54:00 <mandyjane> get off ya grb
54:00 <mandyjane> grub
54:00 <Pieter> Butt faace nanana nanana butt faceeee
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <Pieter> Eat some nuts when pregnant and your kid wont be allergic to nuts
09:00 <Mew> i ate nuts when i was pregnant
10:00 <mandyjane> morning mew
10:00 <Mew> mornink mj
10:00 <Pieter> Lets nibble nobbies nuts
10:00 <British^Meat> nuts when i was pregnant i ate
10:00 <Shadz_> MORNING BLOW JOB
10:00 <Pieter> Nobbie is the horse 
11:00 <Pieter> Bbl
11:00 <Shadz_> MMM CHIPPIES
12:00 <stebie> morning Shadz_
12:00 <Shadz_> how r ya dudesky
13:00 <stebie> all good here, and you?
13:00 <Shadz_> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-tokyo
13:00 <Shadz_> just made that
13:00 <Shadz_> great thankyou
13:00 <Shadz_> beer n prawns
13:00 <British^Meat> currently constructing xmas playlist
13:00 <Shadz_> k
14:00 <SassyMeMow> thats just your remix Shadz_?
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <Pieter[NibblingNobbiesNuis]moo> Youre nobbie
14:00 <British^Meat> Shadz_ do me an xsmas remix
14:00 <British^Meat> (chortle)
14:00 <Shadz_> k
19:00 <Loud> jessica elbow
20:00 <Pieter[NibblingNobbiesNuts]moo> K gone bbl
21:00 <Loud> reputation aint shit its just morons that you dont need in your life believe other ppl
22:00 <British^Meat> right...
22:00 <Loud> not fooled
23:00 <British^Meat> Chris u get hassled a lot yer?
23:00 <British^Meat> have you ever complained to #ASD about anyone?
23:00 <Loud> well cleo10 has pissed off
23:00 <Loud> so i got no problems
24:00 <Loud> wish the old cunt would die alreay
24:00 <Loud> already
24:00 <Loud> fucken asking me to have wanks
24:00 <British^Meat> ikr
25:00 <British^Meat> but who would do that
25:00 <British^Meat> i know who would
25:00 <British^Meat> and dude, no WAY they asked u to wank
25:00 <Loud> yes they did
26:00 <British^Meat> dude, cmon
26:00 <British^Meat> just dont
26:00 <Loud> they used to say the played with them self
26:00 <Loud> and ask me if i had a wank
26:00 <Sevi> Cleo10 would ask you to piss on them before they ask you to wank
26:00 <stebie> if bron could get Picard to whip it out on cam, anything is possible
27:00 <Loud> cleo10 did ask me if i would piss on them
27:00 <Loud> once
27:00 <British^Meat> im done with you chris
28:00 <Loud> British^Meat i picture you as someone i once talked to in 3 weeks of bad life
28:00 <Sevi> Only 3wks?
29:00 <Loud> British^Meat if it is you you know what i mean
31:00 <Loud> only go thing about mental wards is nurses are hot
31:00 <Loud> these days
31:00 <Loud> good
31:00 <Loud> not go
31:00 <Adonis> lol
31:00 <Loud> fucken what
31:00 <Adonis> i remember that
31:00 <Adonis> screenshot and done
33:00 <Adonis> i killed the convo
34:00 <Loud> hot woman in her 60s walked past
35:00 <Loud> or i dont know how old she is
35:00 <Loud> but i like her butt
35:00 <Loud> and voice
36:00 <Loud> and face
36:00 <Loud> sometimes i thing this is some fucked up dream
36:00 <Sevi> Right
36:00 <Loud> everything reminds me of past life
37:00 <Loud> hi Sevi
37:00 <Loud> how are you
37:00 <Sevi> Hi Loud , fantastic thanks :) u?
38:00 <stebie> Chris, you're still permbanned.
38:00 <Sevi> Umahh 
39:00 <British^Meat> Merry Xmas everyone! well... to 59 of you...
39:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/feu5e5dRojI
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas (Dec 8, 2008) 1:48 - Category: Music - 103,638 views - 243 likes (95.3%), 12 dislikes (4.7%)
39:00 <stebie> i agree, ChanOP does not celebrate Christmas.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <beehhh> one guy pulled a knife on his mate in north melbourne train
43:00 <wolfy> what sort of knife?
43:00 <beehhh> has threaten to cut his head-off
44:00 <beehhh> homemade tiny kinfe
44:00 <wolfy> ive had people pull machettes on me
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <wolfy> first time was when i was a kid
46:00 <wolfy> was giving this littler kid shit with my mate and his dad drove past
46:00 <wolfy> next thing i know hes running through the park with a machette we fukn bolted
46:00 <British^Meat> did he put it to your throat like a complete psycho twat?
47:00 <wolfy> he chased us with it
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <wolfy> another time i was drunk walking home and took a piss on this bikies house
47:00 <wolfy> and he came out with a handfull of machettes
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
47:00 <wolfy> he said i was on CCTV
47:00 <wolfy> must just sit in his house watching his CCTV
47:00 <beehhh> trains are full of scumbags
48:00 <wolfy> i catch the train sometimes
48:00 <wolfy> it is a bit povo
49:00 <wolfy> some old guy pushed me on the train once
49:00 <wolfy> i go wtf man
49:00 <wolfy> hes like "youre a loser"
49:00 <wolfy> im like wtf
50:00 <wolfy> seen huge fights on trains
50:00 <British^Meat> oh
50:00 <British^Meat> its youtube guy :)
50:00 <British^Meat> i get it now
50:00 <wolfy> lol
50:00 <wolfy> youtube music links when drunk guy ?
53:00 <wolfy> thats filthy lol
53:00 <wolfy> hmm got a beer in the freezer
54:00 <wolfy> havent eaten fuckall
54:00 <wolfy> i feel like hungry jacks
55:00 <beehhh> you have food at home why bother going outside
56:00 <wolfy> got fuckall food here
56:00 <wolfy> just beer
56:00 <wolfy> got food but nothing i want to eat
57:00 <beehhh> go to a pub and order chicken parma with soup of the day
57:00 <wolfy> nar
57:00 <wolfy> i gotta stay out of pubs
57:00 <wolfy> they bad news
58:00 <beehhh> i might go back to bed again
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lots of great pubs man :P
59:00 <wolfy> the ones around my area are pretty shit
59:00 <wolfy> dont trust the chefs
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
01:00 <wolfy> is it christmas tomorrow?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup!!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry christmas :P
01:00 <wolfy> new wickstrom episode
02:00 <wolfy> psycho racist lulz
17:00 <beehhh> prepare for a hot summer
20:00 <wolfy> beehh had a tranny inside him
36:00 <retroalveolar> Man this dictionary contains some strange words.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> so nice out
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ho ho ho its the season to be jolly
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne :)
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> afternoon WiLd_TuRkeY
06:00 <stebie> WT o/
30:00 <Henry> http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/audioPop.jsp?episodeId=814303&cmd=apop
32:00 <Mew> hi jansmith
33:00 <Henry> hey warren
37:00 <jansmith> hi Mew
57:00 <BlackDevil> people never like my epic topics
58:00 <beehhh> crops shortages
58:00 <beehhh> i'm going to moon
03:00 <clubsamwich> i can see a girl i used to work with on the train, can't remember her name ....brain ...c'mon brain!
04:00 <BlackDevil> her name is bitch
04:00 <BlackDevil> go up and say hi bitch, remember me
04:00 <BlackDevil> i fapped to you all the time
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you walked through the door with your soft flowing hair, no shadow could sit on your face
04:00 <beehhh> i cum on my belly for her
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> *whistles* should you hear my soft hum as i twidle my thumbs, tap toes to the beat of the drum
04:00 <clubsamwich> Oh you, BlackDevil 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we danced and we danced, and we danced with our whiskey and rum!
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup sammich
05:00 <clubsamwich> nah much, sup PandasDontDrive 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillin
05:00 <beehhh> too many asian are chasing the aussie dream and no chance for me there at all
05:00 <clubsamwich> on my way home, feelin' nice
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> choice
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm i gotta figure somethin to make for lunch
06:00 <BlackDevil> Sandwich shop workers get awful Christmas surprise: They’re all fired
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <beehhh> i dont belong to aust but in somewhere else
06:00 <clubsamwich> what ingredients do you have at your disposal my good man?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh heaps, im thinking of these rice balls
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fry them up, i forget the italian name
07:00 <beehhh> women are all bitch want power and personal improvment
07:00 <clubsamwich> ricerino ballaroscis is the italian name
07:00 <BlackDevil> who wants to be my first steam friend?
08:00 <beehhh> lets a eat a cock together
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol sammich
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> steam ay
08:00 <clubsamwich> is beehhh the guy in bangladesh?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Merry Chistmas  <beehhh> lets a eat a cock together
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh's christmas e-cards
09:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
09:00 <beehhh> japanese girls are sex craze
09:00 <clubsamwich> lets a eat a cock together - he must be italian
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <beehhh> its ok to be mentally retarded cos this world aint got no room for normal people
11:00 <clubsamwich> double negative, it's a trap
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <beehhh> positive news is I know that game now
12:00 <clubsamwich> sounds like regular news to me
13:00 <beehhh> i'm heading for canada
15:00 <clubsamwich> tits or ass, beehhh ?
16:00 <clubsamwich> she's going to get off now, all chinese people live in box hill
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <bee_hornet> china in downunder
18:00 <clubsamwich> i like to look at girls while they look and judge girls less pretty than them
18:00 <clubsamwich> maybe it's not the same girl, she just looked straight through me
18:00 <bee_hornet> a mate of mine will lend me money to study at tassie in launceston he said
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <clubsamwich> ohhh i was right
19:00 <clubsamwich> beehhh was that guy.....that guy
19:00 <bee_hornet> yes that guy i worked for all over with australia
20:00 <bee_hornet> *the
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> dishes to dooo
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate dishes now lol
29:00 <Sevi> I've always hated dishes
29:00 <Sevi> I hate cooking too at the best of times
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
29:00 <clubsamwich> i hate dishes and if i ever do them my gf complains that i don't do it right
29:00 <mandyjane> ohh man i want a club sammich
30:00 <clubsamwich> dishes - there has to be a better way
30:00 <Sevi> clubsamwich: dishwasher
30:00 <clubsamwich> mandyjane ...sounds like a porn name
30:00 <Sevi> I got one I don't use
30:00 <clubsamwich> Sevi, you're so quick and clever
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol does
32:00 <Sevi> clubsamwich: then refrain from saying stupid things :P
32:00 <clubsamwich> Sevi: first time in irc?
32:00 <mandyjane> does not
32:00 <Sevi> Fuck no lol
32:00 <mandyjane> 2.5 hours to go, yeehar
33:00 <frayedknot> i love the dishwasher
33:00 <mandyjane> oooh la la
34:00 <clubsamwich> my team organized a christmas lunch for 1pm today, i said no thanks and went home instead
34:00 <mandyjane> lol so my boss rang me before and he's like look in the top drawer under the cash register, see that envolope under the watch and tennis ball? yeah, yeah thats for you..
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <mandyjane> christmas card with $400 inside
34:00 <clubsamwich> sif i'd rather spend time with those assholes than time at home
35:00 <clubsamwich> and a spare key to his hotel room?
35:00 <mandyjane> ....
35:00 <mandyjane> his wife and daughters are gorgeous 
36:00 <clubsamwich> i don't remember anyone asking about his wife and daughters
36:00 <mandyjane> perhaps you should look at the bigger picture then
36:00 <mandyjane> fucking moron
36:00 <clubsamwich> catty!
37:00 <clubsamwich> settle down, kitten
37:00 <mandyjane> grow up, child
38:00 <clubsamwich> you're so serious, mandyjane 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah root the wife n wait for the daughters to hit 21
38:00 <mandyjane> i'm offended, clearly. as if i'd sleep with my boss......for money....
38:00 <clubsamwich> and when they do - that'll be one head of a tag team
38:00 <mandyjane> now we're talkin pandas!
39:00 <clubsamwich> one hell of a*
39:00 <clubsamwich> oh i see, it's just a damn popularity contest with you people!!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ull always be my fav 
40:00 <clubsamwich> fuck you mandyjane 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom nom
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> they'll sing songs about us, a panda that did not drive and a club sandwich with a soul that coul type!
42:00 <Sevi> Bye, time to go shower n head up to my mum's house before xmas
42:00 <clubsamwich> well, it's been grand as per usual PandasDontDrive, but i'm coming to my station ...thanks for the memories, Mac
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
44:00 <mandyjane> who was that
45:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipc9pL27krs
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan (Sep 2, 2008) 5:25 - Category: Music - 360,529 views - 1,698 likes (99.2%), 14 dislikes (0.8%)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> n  old chatter
46:00 <Calin> old chatter is best chatter
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Calin> family vacation day 7 - ready to go home
47:00 <Calin> my nephew has been doing his best to put me off having kids 
48:00 <Calin> Some nuclear grade tantrums have been thrown
48:00 <Shadz_> SHE DID THE WILD THONG ON MY LEG
49:00 <Shadz_> sup sup
49:00 <pupkins> The password 'Verbarsiphonobranchiata' given is deemed to be insecure, and doesn't meet AustNet's minimum security requirements
49:00 <wolfy> lol
49:00 <wolfy> high security mate
50:00 <frayedknot> probably requires numbers/symbols 
50:00 <Calin> alphanumeric
51:00 <wolfy> some guy on here cracked my password once
51:00 <wolfy> not that it really matters
51:00 <Calin> no way .. and then stole all your irc chicks and cred ?
51:00 <wolfy> just a nickname
51:00 <wolfy> hahaha
52:00 <wolfy> no chicks on here man
52:00 <wolfy> besides Maurice
52:00 <Skrotus> Maurice is a chick?!
52:00 <Calin> I remember a time, many moons ago, where there was chicks here
52:00 <wolfy> she milf aint she?
52:00 <wolfy> there used to be fuckloads more people on here
53:00 <Calin> yeah for sure, used to be much more .. dynamic and entertaining
53:00 <Calin> different conversations, view points .. people
53:00 <Calin> now its more like an internet retirement home
53:00 <wolfy> haha
53:00 <Calin> same old sods shuffling about
53:00 <wolfy> no shit
53:00 <Calin> myself included :)
53:00 <Shadz_> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-tokyo
54:00 <wolfy> i was a young kid back then
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima cookin aranchini
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> however its spelt
54:00 <wolfy> owning every cunt with sub 7
54:00 <Shadz_> nive vro
54:00 <Shadz_> lol
54:00 <Calin> haha sub 7
54:00 <Shadz_> EHAT A MAD CUNT
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> sub 7
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> bit old eh
54:00 <Shadz_> KLO0L
55:00 <wolfy> i remember onetime on oz.org i sent this gook bo2k
55:00 <wolfy> back orifice
55:00 <wolfy> lol
55:00 <wolfy> pic.exe
55:00 <wolfy> i sent it to every cunt at my school on msn messenger
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i licked cunt at school
55:00 <wolfy> same
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> teas delish
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only to be young and lick young pushy again
56:00 <wolfy> i used to get the girls to suck my knob after school in the bushes
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol gross
56:00 <wolfy> lol why ?
56:00 <Calin> I used to get friendzoned by hot chicks and play video games
56:00 <wolfy> dont u like gettin ya cock sucked
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bushes
56:00 <wolfy> where else? 
57:00 <wolfy> i was only 13 couldnt take them home
57:00 <Calin> and listen to metal = childhood of champions
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <wolfy> i remember this one chick
57:00 <wolfy> dam
57:00 <wolfy> i fucked absolute shit out of her
58:00 <wolfy> no rubber
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob have a kid
58:00 <wolfy> think she got preggers in the end to someone
58:00 <wolfy> yer
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> call her up and laugh
58:00 <wolfy> haha
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask HOWS THE BASTARD?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> then spit on the phone and smash it
58:00 <wolfy> HAHAHA
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> go pub and rage
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
58:00 <wolfy> hahaha
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <couleurs> Mersons Christmings
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so cig time mang
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Merry Joshmas
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen bellatrix
05:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Bellatrix ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 hours 41 minutes ago (23.12. 22:24) stating "Quit: those who love us never really leave" after spending 1 hour 15 minutes there.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fifteen hours!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats very young ;)
12:00 <Shadowgate> be fu nny yous lol
12:00 <Shadowgate> im drinking beer lol
12:00 <The_Baron> fuck up cunt
13:00 <couleurs> Shadowgate is drunk lol
13:00 <Digerati> suppp
16:00 <Digerati> what a year
17:00 <Digerati> next year marks 100 years since the beginning of World War One
17:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oMSwdY-ls
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Rea On The Beach [Long Version] (Feb 26, 2010) 6:52 - Category: Music - 240,596 views - 915 likes (99.1%), 8 dislikes (0.9%)
17:00 <Shadowgate> cmon its christmas drink beer people
17:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1531587_626905827372411_375577225_n.jpg
17:00 <Digerati> fuck booze
18:00 <The_Baron> got some green buds with red hairs, I think that's festive enough
18:00 <Digerati> i dont drink on christmas eve or christmas day, or new years eve or new years day
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
18:00 <Digerati> i will drink on any other day
18:00 <Digerati> other then those days
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill be drinking tonight!
18:00 <Digerati> those are the days that people are most evil
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sparkling red at cinemas then kilkenny at pub
18:00 <Digerati> christmas is evil
19:00 <Digerati> fuck christmas and fuck easter and fuck new years
19:00 <Digerati> same shit, don't change life
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm this time im looking forward to 3 days of xmas XD
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> starting tonight
19:00 <Digerati> just an excuse for people to get drunk and pretty they are merry
20:00 <Digerati> pretend
20:00 <The_Baron> any excuse will do for people to get drunk
20:00 <Calin> meh.. end of the year, give presents, eat a lot and spend time with family
20:00 <shadsam> FUCKIN BLUE SCREEN
20:00 <Digerati> hi PandasDontDrive
20:00 <Calin> its pretty freaking great, all commercialism aside
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup mang
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for xmas presents from mum!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> got one already, chill matt for laptop
21:00 <The_Baron> I hope I get some new headphones for christmas
21:00 <Digerati> i spent 2 grand on adults, and all i got was fucking socks and jocks
21:00 <mandyjane> Digerati: you sad sack of shit!
21:00 <mandyjane> cheer the fuck up, for fucks sak
21:00 <mandyjane> e
21:00 <The_Baron> c'mon santa, gimme some Sennheiser HD25-1's
21:00 <wolfy> haha
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 grand!
22:00 <Digerati> yes 2 grand
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> cum in dem socks n jocks and give them back ;) lol
22:00 <Loof> going to run out of weed before payday :(
22:00 <Loof> fuck
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
22:00 <The_Baron> I'm almost nearly out, gotta wait till my dealer comes over
22:00 <Calin> mmm Sennheisers
22:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:00 <Calin> everyone needs a pair of good sennheisers
22:00 <The_Baron> Calin, troo dat
22:00 <mandyjane> i cant wait to take over ruby's ipad mini
22:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
22:00 <mandyjane> no, youve been too naughty, you're banned from ipad
22:00 <mandyjane> aw shit Loof 
22:00 <mandyjane> merry christmas georgeandwell 
23:00 <georgeandwell> meerry xmas mandyjane
23:00 <Digerati> Calin, sony make good headphones to
23:00 <Calin> hahahaha
23:00 <Calin> good one Digerati
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want these 3 novels already
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
23:00 <The_Baron> I hope I get some HD-25-1's but I doubt anyone spent that much on me
23:00 <The_Baron> maybe some HD-280 pro's
23:00 <The_Baron> that would be cool too
23:00 <mandyjane> right, i was nice to you once this year, thats enough. dont get used to it george coz you're an ass
23:00 <Loof> i'm happy with $50 sonys
23:00 <couleurs> i'm a sony
23:00 <Calin> Loof ignorance is bliss
24:00 <The_Baron> I can't mix my music with anything less than a decent pair of sennheisers
24:00 <Digerati> i paid 50$ for my headphones back in 1982, sony, they got metal on them and real leather, and they stilll look new
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> practical gifts are the best
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive only got mum an italian movie on dvd so far
24:00 <The_Baron> well I wouldn't mind some Adam's inner ear monitors either
24:00 <Digerati> back in those days, they made real electronics
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
24:00 <Digerati> not plastic shit
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> polk audio are great
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> n oldschool
25:00 <Digerati> polk is nice
25:00 <Digerati> my speakers are bose and polk
25:00 <couleurs> dr dre r the bests u morans
25:00 <The_Baron> only problem with a lot of old headphones, they don't have the bass response of modern headphones
25:00 <Digerati> dr dre are german quality
25:00 <Digerati> thats why
25:00 <couleurs> oh shit Digerati is a bigger troll than me
25:00 <The_Baron> hahaha fuck off, beats by dre are a ripoff
25:00 <Digerati> dr dre are the best
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah they sound oright, but u can get a pair of sennheisers half the price that will shit on them
26:00 <Loof> who said beats?
26:00 <Loof> it's someone i have on ignore
26:00 <Digerati> it depends on the coil
26:00 <Loof> are beats good?
26:00 <The_Baron> but yeah not a fan of dre headphones
26:00 <couleurs> no they're terrible
26:00 <Digerati> good bang and olufsen headphones
26:00 <couleurs> they're for idiots
26:00 <Digerati> that is the best
26:00 <Digerati> go for the best
27:00 <Digerati> bang and olufsen are like near 1 grand
27:00 <Loof> what a fucked day
27:00 <Loof> :(
27:00 <Calin> haha is someone saying dr dre beats are good ?
27:00 <The_Baron> I'd say the HD-25-1
27:00 <The_Baron> they are the best at their price range
27:00 <Digerati> "bang and olufsen"
27:00 <couleurs> yep, the more you pay the better they are
27:00 <Calin> they have an amazing "b" on the side of them, that's about it.
27:00 <The_Baron> only 250 bucks and they sound like 900 headphones
27:00 <Calin> Dr Dre Beats are hilarious.
27:00 <couleurs> i was trolling a bit Calin but Digerati is actually being serious
28:00 <couleurs> <Digerati> dr dre are german quality
28:00 <couleurs> literally lolled
28:00 <wolfy> NWA are better
28:00 <Calin> hahah that's classic
28:00 <wolfy> NWA was some of the original hip hop
28:00 <Calin> One good thing about Beats by Dre is you can instantly spot who knows nothing about audio but has money to waste
28:00 <The_Baron> http://www.trustedreviews.com/sennheiser-orpheus-he-90_Headphones_review
28:00 <The_Baron> though these would be awesome
29:00 <The_Baron> shame they cost 10 fucking grand
29:00 <Digerati> http://www.bang-olufsen.com/en/sound/loudspeakers/beolab-18
29:00 <Digerati> that is what i got
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm food
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima cook a cheese egg
29:00 <couleurs> i thought you had sony's from 1982... worst lier eva
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum trout
30:00 <Digerati> 2.1 never sounded better
30:00 <ColonelTroutman> eat some alfalfa son
30:00 <ColonelTroutman> get some fiber
30:00 <Digerati> no spurious harmonic emissions whatsover
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Digerati> my speakers are bose and polk <-- sweet, i cant wait to get the polk 4 shot headset
30:00 <Digerati> polk is good man
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
30:00 <The_Baron> man can't believe anyone would pay 10 grand for headphones
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the polk soundbar looks choice
30:00 <Digerati> they are hand made headphones The_Baron
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you got it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> spend it
30:00 <Digerati> the coil is wound by hand
31:00 <ColonelTroutman> follow johnny the green berey!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
31:00 <The_Baron> oh it comes with a amp as well
31:00 <The_Baron> really cool looking amp at that
31:00 <Digerati> all you need is 2.1
31:00 <Digerati> dont bother with the shit
31:00 <Digerati> just get the best 2.1 speakers
31:00 <Digerati> that is what i like
31:00 <Digerati> elegant
31:00 <ColonelTroutman> ||-|
32:00 <Digerati> leave 7.1 to optics, not many movies out in 7.1 let alone 5.1
33:00 <Digerati> plus you get better output
33:00 <Digerati> i want to make a box
33:00 <Loof> there's always some autistic fuck on irc who cant follow a convo and just goes of on their own tangent like ColonelTroutman. why do we need people like this in the world? what use are they? 
33:00 <Digerati> out of decent wood
33:00 <Digerati> and build a speaker unit
33:00 <Digerati> takes ages to sand and polish
33:00 <The_Baron> I still gotta find some 18 inch speakers that reminds me
33:00 <The_Baron> at least 500 watt per
34:00 <Digerati> i like old school speakers
34:00 <Digerati> that is the best
34:00 <Digerati> best bass and treble
34:00 <Digerati> that is what my bose and polk are
34:00 <Digerati> wood boxes
35:00 <ColonelTroutman> Loof we need people like this because instead of living for nothing like you, they die for something
35:00 <Digerati> but i want to make a pair of speakers by hand
35:00 <The_Baron> only reason old skool speakers have nicer rounder sound is coz of the paper cones
35:00 <Digerati> speaker boxes that is
35:00 <The_Baron> nothing resonates bass like paper cones
35:00 <The_Baron> but they do shit out easier as well coz of that
35:00 <Digerati> that is why
35:00 <Digerati> The_Baron, only if you put the fucking things on full ball
36:00 <The_Baron> well sorta
36:00 <Digerati> i got a pair of kriesler speakers from 1932
36:00 <The_Baron> time will do it
36:00 <Digerati> still new
36:00 <The_Baron> like I listen to a lot of bass heavy music
36:00 <The_Baron> lots of sub frequency 55hz and below
36:00 <Digerati> there are speaker around from the 1930's man
36:00 <The_Baron> so just the rumble on a low volume will still make shit shake
36:00 <Digerati> still being used
36:00 <mandyjane> oh
36:00 <mandyjane> so 
36:00 <Digerati> they last longer
36:00 <The_Baron> Digerati, if u listen to mainly mids and highs, ur speakers will last longer
36:00 <Shadz_> FUCKIN BLUE SCREEN
36:00 <Digerati> just like a CRT tv
37:00 <mandyjane> 330pm christmas eve and they decide now is the time to start xmas shopping
37:00 <The_Baron> especially stuff like classical music
37:00 <mandyjane> go fucking home u faggot cunts
37:00 <simba> lmao beeehhh is so retarded
37:00 <The_Baron> and btw, yeah the speakers do last, but the cones don't 
37:00 <Digerati> hey simba
37:00 <Loof> i know mandyjane i saw them all squirming around springvale like maggots
37:00 <Calin> Can't stand movies audio levels. Dialogue - 0.05 volume level. Music / Action - 100000 volume level
37:00 <The_Baron> I've had all sorts of old 70's setups (best era for old skool sound)
37:00 <The_Baron> and had to replace cones once every 4-6 months
38:00 <Shadz_> FUK U
38:00 <ColonelTroutman> up yours cunt
38:00 <Digerati> baron the speakers from the 70's last for 100's of years if you are a grandmother to them
38:00 <ColonelTroutman> ya 2 year old bint
38:00 <The_Baron> Digerati, of course, but I aint a grandma who listens to fucking Glenn Miller and His Orchestra
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol bint
39:00 <Digerati> treat a computer with respect, and it will last forever
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> egg it is!
39:00 <Digerati> i still have a mac iie that works
39:00 <Shadz_> THE GUYS SUCKING HIS MOTHERS COCK
39:00 <mandyjane> its a motherfuckin conspiracy
39:00 <ColonelTroutman> dont eat eggs man
39:00 <ColonelTroutman> eat egg whites
39:00 <Shadz_> FUK U
39:00 <Calin> Digerati computers components break, doesn't have much to do with respect
40:00 <ColonelTroutman> white is good yellow is like Shadz_
40:00 <Digerati> i bought the mac iie from ebay 2 years ago
40:00 <Calin> although if you treat them like shit they are prone to breaking more
40:00 <Loof> first think autistic fucks like ColonelTroutman should be taught is not to try to change the topic of conversation to something they think they know something about
40:00 <Calin> but if you treat them great, they can still break.
40:00 <Loof> when in fact they know nothing about anything
40:00 <Shadz_> THYE CUNTS AUTISTIC
40:00 <simba> Hello Digerati
40:00 <ColonelTroutman> first thing dislexic fucks like Loof should realize is how to say thing
40:00 <Digerati> hey
41:00 <Shadz_> FUK UP CUNT
41:00 <ColonelTroutman> then just club them to death as they are meaningless wastes of air
41:00 <Calin> boy things get overly heated in here
41:00 <simba> dyslexic*
42:00 <ColonelTroutman> oh yeah now your turn simba
42:00 <simba> ?
42:00 <simba> r u upset today
42:00 <Shadz_> STUPID CUNT
42:00 <ColonelTroutman> nahhhh
42:00 <ColonelTroutman> hahahaha
43:00 <Loof> oh god as if things weren't retarded enough, here's Transmatron
43:00 <ColonelTroutman> Shadz_ 
43:00 <Loof> things just went FULL RETARD
43:00 <wolfy> FULL RETARD
43:00 <Transmatron> never, go full retard.
43:00 <wolfy> omg
43:00 <wolfy> full on 
43:00 <ColonelTroutman> Shadz_ is funny hes a new character hahahaha
44:00 <Transmatron> fully sick BRO
44:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy lol
44:00 <Transmatron> sik hektik
44:00 <ColonelTroutman> ive been full retard and I don't reccomend it
44:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1521681_389190894549049_2094221371_n.png
45:00 <ColonelTroutman> just before full retard foot off the gas bro just keep it even
45:00 <Calin> Kings of Leon would go well with that mandyjane
45:00 <ColonelTroutman> then u be ok
45:00 <Digerati> mandyjane, they come in many fragrances
45:00 <mandyjane> lol Calin 
45:00 <Loof> this damiana stuff is bullshit, does nothing
45:00 <Loof> fml
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone eat a pickle
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> a big fat pickle
45:00 <mandyjane> i got pickles for tomorrow
46:00 <The_Baron> damiana?
46:00 <mandyjane> or 'gerkins' whatever u wanna call em
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> we prob all touched our myms clits on the way out
46:00 <Digerati> what a item
46:00 <The_Baron> u went to happy high herb didn't u?
46:00 <Digerati> candle cock
46:00 <Loof> close
46:00 <Digerati> what a novelty
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> mums*
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <Digerati> what retards
46:00 <mandyjane> give it a quick flick on ya way out in order to say bye?
46:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would buy a cock made out of wax
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea mj xactly
46:00 <Loof> xtremeherbs.com.au
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hit that exit button
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> then SCREAM!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> mama
46:00 <simba> the same people who buy beats headphones
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> papa
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> u so old
47:00 <Digerati> rofl
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> beats
47:00 <Digerati> beast
47:00 <The_Baron> still ragging on beats by dre
47:00 <The_Baron> *giggle*
47:00 <simba> why not they exist
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> skull candy
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
47:00 <Digerati> bates
47:00 <simba> lmao skullcandy the only brand worse
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin wrong with skullcandy
48:00 <Digerati> Master Bates
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> from a music making POV ... skullcandy are good sounding actually
48:00 <ColonelTroutman> simba how did Loof become a bloody mug?
48:00 <simba> nope they are awful 
48:00 <The_Baron> http://www.trustedreviews.com/sennheiser-orpheus-he-90_Headphones_review
48:00 <The_Baron> simba buy me these pls
49:00 <simba> wow thats redonik
49:00 <simba> redonk
49:00 <ColonelTroutman> I got some $5 headphones from kmart
49:00 <ColonelTroutman> they worked ok
49:00 <simba> they remind me of these headphones i used to aspire to they were like 700 bucks.. i think they were alessandros
49:00 <Loof> holy fuck that's in pounds
50:00 <The_Baron> it does come with it's own amp
50:00 <georgeandwell> hi
50:00 <The_Baron> shit, if I was rich as fuck, I'd get em 
50:00 <Digerati> very nice
50:00 <ColonelTroutman> seinheisser still work well after dropping them in the dunny
50:00 <Digerati> i love those senns
50:00 <Digerati> wicked
50:00 <simba> 10k lol wow
50:00 <Digerati> simba
50:00 <The_Baron> okay, I will settle for some HD-800's
50:00 <Digerati> they are pro
50:00 <ColonelTroutman> I had to do some soldering works though
50:00 <The_Baron> only cost a grand
50:00 <The_Baron> :P
50:00 <mandyjane> AWW DAMN
50:00 <mandyjane> HE WAS CUTEEE
50:00 <Digerati> looks like they are made by hand
50:00 <ColonelTroutman> $300 wireless
50:00 <mandyjane> AND HIS LAUGH WAS SO GOOFY BUT CUTEW
50:00 <Digerati> old school headphones
50:00 <ColonelTroutman> go to the street
51:00 <The_Baron> for 10 grand, u'd want it to be hand assembled
51:00 <Digerati> 1940's style
51:00 <Digerati> i love them
51:00 <Digerati> thanks for the link man
51:00 <Digerati> will review it
51:00 <ColonelTroutman> only dickheads like you would buy 10 cent headphones
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ColonelTroutman
52:00 <simba> 10k is so wrong
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52:00 <Shadz_> .  
52:00 <The_Baron> it is so wrong, but did u see that amp as well?
52:00 <ColonelTroutman> seinheissers take dropping in the toilet dropped off roof
52:00 <ColonelTroutman> but of an itchy switch
52:00 <The_Baron> not all sennheisers are durable
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the valve amp
52:00 <The_Baron> like the px-100's
52:00 <ColonelTroutman> but they still sound good after 8 years
52:00 <The_Baron> those are flimsy as fuck
52:00 <Shadz_> MM BEER
52:00 <ColonelTroutman> they are fucking rooted
53:00 <ColonelTroutman> but sound good still
53:00 <The_Baron> and the shitty HD-201's
53:00 <The_Baron> those are crap as well
53:00 <simba> PX's were one of my first pairs the PX-200 i think, not the one with ~noise cancelling~
53:00 <Shadz_> FUK A COW CUNT
53:00 <Calin> i got the hd 558's
53:00 <ColonelTroutman> I had to transplant a switch from an old cd player into the bitch
53:00 <ColonelTroutman> kind of melt its plastic cos it wouldnt fit
54:00 <ColonelTroutman> dremel out its slot
54:00 <The_Baron> 558's are oright
54:00 <ColonelTroutman> but the bitch sounds good
54:00 <The_Baron> I only got the HD-438's
54:00 <The_Baron> they aren't too bad
54:00 <couleurs> HD-650's here with cable upgrade
54:00 <ColonelTroutman> I broke the earmuff thingies off when I first got them
55:00 <ColonelTroutman> so now they just sit on my ears
55:00 <ColonelTroutman> cos I couldnt figure out how to get the fuckers off
55:00 <Digerati> ENTERTAINMENT
55:00 <Digerati> Sennheiser Orpheus HE90: What $16,000 Headphones Sound Like
55:00 <Digerati> BRENT ROSE 31 JANUARY 2013 4:45 PM  Share 58  Discuss 13  Bookmark
55:00 <Digerati> In the early 90s, Sennheiser gave its engineers a mission: make the best headphones ever, irrespective of price. They came up with the Orpheus HE90. Only 300 were made. They initially sold for $US16,000. Today, they sell for upwards of $US30,000 on eBay.
55:00 <ColonelTroutman> so I snapped the plastic
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love my sennheisers
55:00 <ColonelTroutman> then some cunts in sydney want $10 for new ear muff thingies, but $27 for postage
55:00 <The_Baron> it would be cool to own the best headphones ever made
55:00 <couleurs> i love how they're $10k and still have a $2 cable
55:00 <ColonelTroutman> I told them fuck off man
56:00 <Digerati> The Orpheus is more proof-of-concept than anything else. Each set comes bundled with a dedicated tube amplifier (the HEV 90). There are six tubes in all, each protected by a metal casing. In the headphones themselves are high-strength glass and gold. The setup supposedly has a range of 7Hz-100,000Hz, which goes far beyond what human ears are capable of hearing
56:00 <The_Baron> hell you could master on headphones that good
56:00 <ColonelTroutman> PandasDontDrive wireless ones?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> its good to spend as much as u can on something
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
56:00 <The_Baron> fuck me dead
56:00 <ColonelTroutman> they fuckin rock
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause abos wont steal ur expensive shit
56:00 <The_Baron> 7hz on the low
56:00 <The_Baron> that's insane
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> they are so cheap
56:00 <couleurs> and that amp looks like one of those chinese replicas
56:00 <ColonelTroutman> mine are fucked
56:00 <ColonelTroutman> 8 years
56:00 <Digerati> they are cheap
56:00 <ColonelTroutman> in the dunny off the roof
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <Digerati> for hand made
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> they've been around
56:00 <ColonelTroutman> but they SOUND good
56:00 <simba> thats all that mattas
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <Digerati> http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/01/sennheiser-orpheus-he90-what-16000-headphones-sound-like/
57:00 <ColonelTroutman> even though they barely hangin off my head
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a little bit of poooo
57:00 <ColonelTroutman> the sound is what matters
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh
57:00 <simba> maybe it is time to upgrade tho
57:00 <simba> get a pair of shures
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> its sexy
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> sound is sexy
57:00 <ColonelTroutman> no interference
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> shure ay
57:00 <mr_ducati> hey whats piratebays new site?
57:00 <ColonelTroutman> phone sitting here wireless on
57:00 <ColonelTroutman> wouldnt even know it
57:00 <mr_ducati> cant get on anymoe
57:00 <Loof> dont tell him
57:00 <Loof> he's a ed
57:00 <couleurs> www.lemonparty.org
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> piratebay.sx
57:00 <simba> just google it ducati
57:00 <mr_ducati> no
58:00 <ColonelTroutman> no bip bip bip bip shit
58:00 <The_Baron> I still reckon anyone on a budget should get the HD-25-1's
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
58:00 <couleurs> www.semen.com
58:00 <Digerati> fuck
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> www.piratebay.sx
58:00 <mr_ducati> well i keep getting sites that dont work
58:00 <ColonelTroutman> seinheissers last man
58:00 <mr_ducati> ok ill try that gaian
58:00 <Digerati> that is the best headphone set i seen in 30 years
58:00 <The_Baron> the sound quality on them is superb
58:00 <ColonelTroutman> im telling you
58:00 <Digerati> he90
58:00 <ColonelTroutman> they take a bashing
58:00 <couleurs> www.goatsy.cum
58:00 <Digerati> extremly nice
58:00 <The_Baron> Digerati, u fell in love with em too
58:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
58:00 <Digerati> extreme excellence
58:00 <ColonelTroutman> they are made for drug addicts like Loof
58:00 <Loof> i could never justify a $250 pair of headphones to the wife, not even if i was a millionare i reakon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> piratebay has the same address in my browser window right now
59:00 <simba> justify it to yourself!
59:00 <Loof> time i wore the damn pants!
59:00 <simba> just slap them on her head and play a kahn track
59:00 <Digerati> The_Baron, the amp is opulant
59:00 <ColonelTroutman> heavy prison headphones
59:00 <simba> and she'll be like omg i was wrong
59:00 <Loof> LOL!
59:00 <Digerati> that is what i love
59:00 <The_Baron> I know right, digerati
59:00 <mandyjane> I WANT A BEER I WANT A BEER I WANT A BEER I WANT A BEER I WANT A BEER
00:00 <The_Baron> I love valve amps
00:00 <ColonelTroutman> heavy prison bull dyke ears bro
00:00 <The_Baron> especially ones that are sexy like that
00:00 <mr_ducati> piratebay.sx doenst woek
00:00 <Calin> i am drinking a little creatures, life isn't bad
00:00 <Digerati> cant get better then valve
00:00 <mr_ducati> piratebay is down
00:00 <simba> just google piratebay
00:00 <simba> youll get the latest link
00:00 <mr_ducati> i have
00:00 <ColonelTroutman> little creatures is shitty
00:00 <Serenity> woah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that'
00:00 <mr_ducati> they are getting shut down
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> 250 isnt much bro
00:00 <Serenity> theres people here
00:00 <simba> its http://pirateproxy.se/ 
00:00 <simba> cunt
00:00 <ColonelTroutman> try ballast point big eye
00:00 <simba> you didnt google
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ones i want are 216
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought it was piratebay.sx
00:00 <georgeandwell> hi ne grils wana come over its xmas
00:00 <Digerati> need to buy spare valves for future generation but The_Baron
01:00 <ColonelTroutman> .se now
01:00 <Digerati> they cost a bit, but well worth it
01:00 <simba> hi Serenity welcome to irc
01:00 <ColonelTroutman> back to sweden
01:00 <Serenity> list
01:00 <Bastardly_One> mr_ducati, that's because sweden is SE not sx ... try .se
01:00 <Serenity> hi simba
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what ColonelTroutman said
01:00 <ColonelTroutman> piratebay.sex
01:00 <ColonelTroutman> lol
01:00 <Serenity> how are you today you saucy little thing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or use a torrent client and save the hassle
01:00 <Digerati> The_Baron, where did you hear about headphones like that, you into sound engineering ?
01:00 <mr_ducati> cheers simba
01:00 <Shadz_> Bastardly_One: 48 gay tranny
02:00 <mr_ducati> pirateproxy is good
02:00 <simba> i good eating a cherry ripe are you well
02:00 <The_Baron> Digerati, I am into electronic music production
02:00 <The_Baron> so yeah I love good audio gear
02:00 <The_Baron> http://ams-neve.com/products/music/88-d
02:00 <The_Baron> this is also another wish list thing that will never happen
02:00 <wolfy> http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I use bitcomet and just search sites from there
02:00 <Digerati> they must weigh heavy, but i dont give a fuck
02:00 <Serenity> i am well indeed
02:00 <Digerati> it is on ya head
02:00 <Shadz_> TIME FOR BEER AND PRAWNS.
03:00 <Digerati> shrimp sounds nice
03:00 <Digerati> should have bought some :P
03:00 <Serenity> i want beer and prawns
03:00 <Serenity> hnngg
04:00 <Digerati> throw another shrip on the barby !
04:00 <Serenity> its a prawn you deadshit
04:00 <Digerati> yanks call em prawns
04:00 <Serenity> no yanks call them shrimp
04:00 <Digerati> fuckn yank
04:00 <wolfy> porns
04:00 <simba> wolfy alex jones is a bullshit artist
04:00 <Digerati> we call them shrimp here in Australia
04:00 <simba> dont listen to his angry shit
04:00 <Serenity> no
04:00 <Serenity> we dont
04:00 <Serenity> and never have'
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs Digerati is gonna be fucking annoying again right?
04:00 <wolfy> simba, hes bill hicks lol
04:00 <Digerati> hence "Throw another shrimp on the barby"
04:00 <Digerati> you fucking cockhead
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they are PRAWNS over here ... fuck up
04:00 <Digerati> get a life
04:00 <simba> yea thats a good 1 
04:00 <wolfy> he is
04:00 <Serenity> the throw another shrimp on the barby was written by a yank
04:00 <simba> he fucken is bill
05:00 <wolfy> alex jones = Bill Hicks
05:00 <Serenity> its fucking prawn in australia
05:00 <Digerati> it is shrimp in australia
05:00 <WT> mm seafood
05:00 <Digerati> and prawn in usa
05:00 <simba> me walking into irc https://31.media.tumblr.com/a4cdf2491f2063c21863684c83bc0ede/tumblr_inline_my717iqkrO1snye2e.gif
05:00 <The_Baron> no it's prawn dude
05:00 <Serenity> stop trolling
05:00 <Digerati> you love the opposite
05:00 <Digerati> stop trolling
05:00 <Serenity> ek ok im not speaking to you any longer
06:00 <Serenity> hows you today b1
06:00 <Digerati> rofl
06:00 <Digerati> :) haha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, I wouldn't be proud of looking like Vince
06:00 <simba> no its me
06:00 <simba> i am vince
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, so far so good ... am sure I'll start thinking ... thanks for asking though ... yourself?
06:00 <Serenity> yer not too shabby
06:00 <Serenity> getting ready to molest a turkey
07:00 <The_Baron> oh shit, I do don't wanna cook tommorow
07:00 <The_Baron> but no one else in this house can cook for shit
07:00 <The_Baron> :/
07:00 <Digerati> http://museumvictoria.com.au/discoverycentre/infosheets/what-is-the-difference-between-prawns-and-shrimp/
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too busy brooding over the luck of the turkey
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is gonna molest it
08:00 <ColonelTroutman> turkeys molesting contests?
08:00 <The_Baron> well that was educational
08:00 <ColonelTroutman> we used to do that back at fort bragg
09:00 <Digerati> i win again
09:00 <Digerati> :)
09:00 <Digerati> http://museumvictoria.com.au/discoverycentre/infosheets/what-is-the-difference-between-prawns-and-shrimp/
09:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/kick-you-in-the-ear-pussy
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> mastubate n smile
09:00 <simba> what about yabbies?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor yabbies
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even worth eating so small
10:00 <beehhh> happy happy 50bucks headjob
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the topic should be changed back to Merry Christmas
11:00 <Serenity> yabbies are yum
11:00 <simba> thats full on The_Baron!!!
11:00 <Serenity> not much different to eating prawns really
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just to piss off BlackDevil and anyone else it annoys
11:00 <Serenity> stop changing my topic blackcunt
12:00 <beehhh> phychopath simba
12:00 <beehhh> psycho
12:00 <ColonelTroutman> merry saturnalia!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't pay attention until you use his hightlight words ... penis, anus and poo
12:00 <ColonelTroutman> beehhh come on stop being mean
12:00 <simba> beehhh: please don't bait me 
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> its saturnalia and all
13:00 <beehhh> you pmed me didnt you simba
13:00 <beehhh> calling me a loser
13:00 <simba> probably have before yea
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeepers
13:00 <simba> r u mad
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> its christmas eve
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> he only pmed you because he wasnt gay loser sex beehhh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillll
13:00 <beehhh> yes is all about being mad
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> love n shit
13:00 <ColonelTroutman> *wants
14:00 <simba> please leave your keyboard until you are ready and willing to contribute positively to the chat
14:00 <simba> cheers
14:00 <beehhh> your mum is watching over you now
14:00 <ColonelTroutman> beehhh come back man you know simba really loves you
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be rude
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yoooooooooooo
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> beehhh you know simba wants teh poof sex with you
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> merry christmas
15:00 <beehhh> he said he will set me on fire if i put my foot into strayalian soil
15:00 <beehhh> merry christmas georgeandwell
15:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> no he just wants to make out with you beehhh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have demands for tonight in here
15:00 <ColonelTroutman> thats just simba's way of playing hard to get
15:00 <simba> shadowgate i like how ur new nickname has given u confidence
16:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 Digerati types only 1 line per minute
16:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 cockhead free zone of trolling and shit
16:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFfeTjuPeg
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dead,Dead,Dead (Apr 1, 2009) 2:17 - Category: Comedy - 71,466 views - 429 likes (97.1%), 13 dislikes (2.9%)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who's christmas wish isn't coming true then?
16:00 <The_Baron> fave christmas song
17:00 <georgeandwell> hi
17:00 <beehhh> big meth lab got busted in centre coast
17:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana have chrismas dinne
17:00 <georgeandwell> r
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
17:00 <beehhh> central
17:00 <The_Baron> good
17:00 <georgeandwell> beeh wasup brutha
17:00 <The_Baron> central coast should only be producing fine cannabis
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bastardly_One your turned this chatroom into a chatroom of trolls, thieves
18:00 <The_Baron> as opposed to what?
19:00 <georgeandwell> serious questions ... is therea actually any good games in app store? 
19:00 <beehhh> i blew my chance luck wasnt on my favor
19:00 <The_Baron> a chatroom full of nerds getting laid by fat chicks with self esteem issues?
19:00 <simba> no buy some real games
19:00 <The_Baron> oh sorry, that was like 10 years ago
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of games do you like?
19:00 <georgeandwell> i never wanted to seal the deal when i was younger
19:00 <simba> buy GTA III its like a dollar on there
19:00 <beehhh> they sells burnt xbox360 games for 5RM per disc
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 dollars you mean simba
20:00 <beehhh> assasin creed 10bucks for 2disc
20:00 <simba> i got it for under a dollar im pretty sure
20:00 <simba> maybe i just caught the sale
20:00 <georgeandwell> never sealed the deal
21:00 <beehhh> i dont like playing games i like riding my bicycle outdoor
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like wanking
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> feels good
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to buy a petrol bike?
21:00 <beehhh> yes true
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 250 ONO
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> 500USD
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can show you a pic
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a sexy beast
22:00 <Transmatron> i will pay with a blow job
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Transmatron> bbj
22:00 <beehhh> 10 seats 10,000 competitors
22:00 <The_Baron> u live to far away for me to bother getting a bike off ya
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> 10 dicks 10,000 assholes
22:00 <Transmatron> catch the bus there
22:00 <Transmatron> buy the bike
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ready, set, go
22:00 <Transmatron> and ride it back
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
22:00 <Transmatron> simple
22:00 <Shadz_> YUMMY PRAWNS
22:00 <beehhh> canada is welcoming people
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yummy prawns
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
23:00 <Loof> when are you going to move in with us Bastardly_One?
23:00 <Shadz_> XD
23:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/217597_10151084606193104_1600184265_n.jpg
23:00 <beehhh> YUMMY PRAWNS sounds like mummy yawns
23:00 <Shadz_> Bastardly_One: 48 gay tranny
23:00 <Bastardly_One> with us as in you and the nazi Loof?
23:00 <Loof> i'lll give you the wifi password righ away
23:00 <The_Baron> that is a nice bike
23:00 <The_Baron> shame u don't live in gold coast anymore
23:00 <The_Baron> woulda picked that up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Shads you wish mate
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
23:00 <Shadz_> LOL
23:00 <Transmatron> Bastardly_One and loof and another man all living together would turn into a lemonparty
23:00 <Bastardly_One> would it turn you off if it was a Huffy?
24:00 <beehhh> nails due cant bend to cut
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is a Huffy tri athelte bike
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so light as fuck
24:00 <The_Baron> Huffy's are a good brand
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ride that at 40km in the wind and you feel like you're gonna blow into traffic
25:00 <simba> beehhh: please stop attempting to bait me. second warning
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ve lost confidence with it
25:00 <Loof> putting an engine on a bicycle just defeats the whole purpose of getting fit for me
25:00 <beehhh> *ignored
25:00 <mandyjane> 35 mins to goooo
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't ride it anymore after the last stack
25:00 <Shadz_> U COULD CRACK A BEER WITH SIMBAS ASSHOLE
25:00 <beehhh> to go where
25:00 <mandyjane> home
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> DUSTYYYYYYYY!
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <3
25:00 <mandyjane> via pub
26:00 <beehhh> oooh
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i wanna crack a beer with simba's asshole
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
26:00 <Shadz_> MANDY COMING FOR A FUCK LUV
26:00 <simba> ur welcome 2 try
26:00 <Bastardly_One> BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT <3
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> HAI!
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba i will :P
26:00 <mandyjane> NARH MATE
26:00 <beehhh> i wanked twice this morn
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish thsi was web based chat in a way
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the best pic for that comment
27:00 <simba> just link the url
27:00 <simba> .
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i take it mandyjane is the hottest female on earth the way all you guys act
27:00 <simba> lmao
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... hang on
27:00 <simba> shads isnt a guy
27:00 <simba> hes vermin
27:00 <beehhh> shes hot
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fits beehhh's wank comment well
27:00 <The_Baron> MistressOfMayhem, anything with a vagina gets much praise here
27:00 <beehhh> mother of my child
27:00 <Shadz_> CRACK THAT ASSHOLE SIMBA
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> bullshit The_Baron
27:00 <Shadz_> WOOSHISH
27:00 <beehhh> step child
28:00 <georgeandwell> these guys would bang anything that moves
28:00 <Shadz_> LMFAO
28:00 <georgeandwell> no joke
28:00 <The_Baron> MistressOfMayhem, aren't u getting enough ego massaging?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this pic
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://empireminecraft.com/attachments/dwight-gif.2867/
28:00 <beehhh> back to power nap
28:00 <The_Baron> u can remedy that, with a picture of ur tits
28:00 <simba> lay off MistressOfMayhem
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh i dont need it. but they might WANT to bang anything that moves, doenst mean they get laid
29:00 <mandyjane> lol no MistressOfMayhem 
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol i literally just had this on another server
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have you not seen me The_Baron?
29:00 <mandyjane> fat ugly bogan
29:00 <mandyjane> like shazza from houseos
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i call bullshit mandyjane
29:00 <The_Baron> nah MistressOfMayhem
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> http://tinypic.com/r/29auxs3/5
29:00 <simba> dont let the cute nickname decieve you - mandyjane is all man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't Chris after you mandyjane?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that's why he just entered and left just a min ago
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I WANT TO SEE PROOF
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
29:00 <mandyjane> dont remind me Bastardly_One 
29:00 <mandyjane> k sec lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as Viz
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then show me MoM
30:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1528704_10151876916442672_481837401_n.jpg
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30:00 <simba> how did u get that picture of me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you took a pic though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how was he walking ... like comfortable?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like it would hurt
31:00 <mandyjane> OMG
31:00 <mandyjane> U SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT
31:00 <mandyjane> WHEN HE WAS WALKING
31:00 <mandyjane> HIS GUTS, AND I SAY GUTS BECAUSE THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE, WAS ALL LIKE WOOOSSSHH
31:00 <mandyjane> WOOOSHHH
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ew.
31:00 <mandyjane> serious, get chaffe on his knees
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just titteh swoosh?
32:00 <georgeandwell> pussy riot
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya mean ...
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sup old fart?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's Shads
32:00 <Shadz_> THATS Bastardly_One
32:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1455896_10151772887782672_1710736705_n.jpg
32:00 <Shadz_> BIG FAT OLD CUNT
32:00 <Shadz_> PEDO
33:00 <Loof> is that just fat under his shirt, it looks like something under there?
33:00 <mandyjane> nope, its just fat
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi
33:00 <simba> that is a nice pic mj
33:00 <The_Baron> nah that dude has a serious case of bum belly
33:00 <Bastardly_One> mandyjane, nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and you're gorgeous
33:00 <mandyjane> thanks simba 
33:00 <Shadz_> ITS Bastardly_One
33:00 <Bastardly_One> cutey daughter too
34:00 <georgeandwell> who is that picture of
34:00 <Shadz_> ITS Bastardly_One
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i wanna see a pic of mandyjane
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> !!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> her last FB link
34:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the second one
34:00 <mandyjane> lol
34:00 <Calin> mandyjane - such a cute pic
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i didnt click it after having to see the fat guy
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <mandyjane> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the second one is her
35:00 <mandyjane> thanks Calin 
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're coming home with ME
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder she gets despos after her
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> =D
35:00 <Loof> very plowable mj :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ MoM
35:00 <mandyjane> after i finish work?
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> deal
35:00 <Loof> sure!
35:00 <mandyjane> haha
35:00 <mandyjane> no worries
35:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way Loof
36:00 <Bastardly_One> dreamweaver can kiss my arse
36:00 <Loof> i lurve it
36:00 <mandyjane> one for the boys.... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/6507_10151500591207672_210073407_n.jpg
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, power spikes when you've not saved 6hrs work can kiss my arse
36:00 <Loof> dayum
36:00 <Calin> the tongue is touching the other tongue
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what city am I stalking?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb? Bris? Syd?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finding you and your friend
37:00 <Excessive> fck fck fck fck fck .............. I order an ATX PSU and I get some fckn Micro ATX thing .......... fckn tools donno wat they're sellin .......... they listed it as ATX ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a new life mission
37:00 <Excessive> and hai
37:00 <Loof> wish my wife was fuckable
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ah so you want me to move in for sex Loof?
37:00 <Calin> Loof that is one of the saddest things i've read today
37:00 <Loof> hi Excessive :)
37:00 <The_Baron> loof, harsh man
37:00 <mandyjane> newcastle lol
37:00 <Shadz_> WHAT A CLOWN Bastardly_One
37:00 <Loof> yeah B1 of course!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Newcastle or Maitlands :P
38:00 <mandyjane> nelson bay
38:00 <Bastardly_One> big difference ... no maitlands scubbers thanks!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, cool
38:00 <simba> <mandyjane> one for the boys.... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/6507_10151500591207672_210073407_n.jpg - lol
38:00 <mandyjane> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I lived around there
38:00 <simba> thanks im going 2 go barf now
38:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
38:00 <Digerati> Fates Worse than Death, subtitled An Autobiographical Collage of the 1980's, is a 1991 collection of essays, speeches, and other previously uncollected writings by author Kurt Vonnegut Jr..
38:00 <mandyjane> you're welcome
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that shits me Digerati likes Kurt Vonnegut Jr
39:00 <Bastardly_One> can I suggest everyone reads Slaughterhouse 5 by him
39:00 <Bastardly_One> - can
39:00 <Digerati> "The matrons and virgins of Rome were exposed to injuries more dreadful, in the apprehension of chastity, than death itself."
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest you all read that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> at least
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking awesome writer
40:00 <Loof> i dont find reading fun, i find it a chore
40:00 <Loof> rather the movie
40:00 <mandyjane> 20 mins
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to be able to read
40:00 <mandyjane> i can taste the beer already
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it a bit hard the last couple of years
40:00 <Loof> 20 mins till i have my last cone :(
40:00 <mandyjane> aw bro
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 mins until I make another mix
41:00 <Bastardly_One> come up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll shout ya
41:00 <Loof> sweet!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> loof will be right back ... he's checking train timetables
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 10 min walk from the station
41:00 <mandyjane> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I can spit at the trains from here
42:00 <mandyjane> im an hour drive from train station
42:00 <Loof> xmas is always the most miserable time of the year for me for some reason, no family/friends and i always run out of weed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the country as well
42:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we can have a shit time together
42:00 <mandyjane> nah im not in the country
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the same boat except the weed part
42:00 <Loof> lets do it :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so mandyjane :P
42:00 <mandyjane> just no trains out here,. have to get bus to newy
42:00 <mandyjane> im at the beach el stoopido
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> >.>
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <.<
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> someone take the bf away so i dont kill him tonight?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not Syd .. and it's in NSW ... so it's the country
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Loof is coming up for sex
43:00 <The_Baron> haha
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no can do MoM
43:00 <mandyjane> lol blame it on santa MistressOfMayhem 
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you
43:00 <mandyjane> bullshit Bastardly_One 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit what?
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> FUCK YOU DUST BLOWING OLD FUCKING FART
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you are in the country
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> =D
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now i feel better
44:00 <Loof> B1 is going to woo me with his gtav skills :P
44:00 <Digerati> http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/euthanasiaandassistedsuicide/Pages/Introduction.aspx
44:00 <mandyjane> :( gonna eat me some peaches
44:00 <Bastardly_One> same as The_Baron is ... even if he's on the Gold Coast
44:00 <Digerati> euthanasia is suicide
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Digerati fuck off.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ gta skills
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the BEST fun this morning
44:00 <simba> is ballarat the country or just the sticks 
44:00 <The_Baron> yeah I gotta agree a bit, sydney is the only real city in australia
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the sticks.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the sticks man
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very much like Adelaide
44:00 <mandyjane> ballarat is in middle of bum fuck and no where
44:00 <simba> lmao
45:00 <simba> you wish
45:00 <Digerati> simba, ballarat is quite nice actually, i love sovereign hill
45:00 <The_Baron> brisvegas is a suburb, canberra is a country town, and melbourne is a chateu in france
45:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of a smaller adelaide
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh seriously
45:00 <Bastardly_One> always has
45:00 <Loof> i'm old, my reflexes cant compete with teenagers online, it sucks
45:00 <simba> #teens
45:00 <mandyjane> desk*
45:00 <Digerati> MistressOfMayhem, euthanasia is assisted suicide under westminster law
45:00 <mandyjane> fucks sake.
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Digerati idgaf piss off
45:00 <mandyjane> this pre teenf orgot to get hisu gf a xmas present
45:00 <Digerati> idgaf
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, I just had fun ... forgot I had headphones on and was troll raging
45:00 <mandyjane> and now theyre delaying my pub time flappin around trying to find something
45:00 <Bastardly_One> only the housemate had nodded off on the couch
45:00 <Digerati> drool in anger MistressOfMayhem
45:00 <mandyjane> making me stabby
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and woke up in fright
46:00 <Digerati> that is the way i like :) rofl
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was funny as
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> awwwwww PUB!
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im coming!!
46:00 <Digerati> i like hot tempered idiots
46:00 <mandyjane> pls :)
46:00 <The_Baron> I aint been to a pub properly in 3 years
46:00 <The_Baron> wait 2 years
46:00 <Digerati> they look good in straight jackets hot tempered people
46:00 <simba> pubs smell bad
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i have a full blown country pub we go to
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> in the middle of butt fuck nowhere
46:00 <simba> there r a lot of negatives 2 a pub
46:00 <The_Baron> I don
46:00 <The_Baron> I aint into pubs anymore
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i loveeeeeeeee it
47:00 <The_Baron> why waste 4-5 bucks on a schooner talking to sad fucks I don't give a shit about?
47:00 <The_Baron> well that's how I see it anyway
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he lives on the Gold Coast ... it's become so yuppified
47:00 <Digerati> The_Baron, a pint is 7 bucks at highpoint pokies, come over my shout :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even the cooler areas ... all the pubs have become twat bars
47:00 <The_Baron> oh dude, the local down the road is far from yuppified
47:00 <Excessive> I'm amongst the yuppies too lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> which down the road?
47:00 <The_Baron> it's more toothless southport junkies and bikers crowd though
47:00 <The_Baron> so not interested
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what direction?
47:00 <Loof> holy shit electrician just told me this house needs a rewire, fml
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Southport ...
48:00 <Bastardly_One> gah
48:00 <The_Baron> nah it aint in southport
48:00 <Digerati> loof, rewiring a whole house mate costs 1000's
48:00 <The_Baron> treetops tavern I'm talkin about
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Southport should be called Little Auckland
48:00 <Loof> water leaking on  to cables :(
48:00 <The_Baron> it just looks like it might as well be in southport
48:00 <The_Baron> heaps of meth heads
48:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that hole still going dude?
48:00 <Digerati> i did this edwardian house fully rewired and it costed me over 1 grand
48:00 <The_Baron> and a shitload of black ulans
48:00 <The_Baron> and bikers give me the shits
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that is one fucking dodgy pub
48:00 <Digerati> bakc in 1986 mind you
48:00 <The_Baron> yaeh it's still going
49:00 <Bastardly_One> christ ... that place
49:00 <The_Baron> and it is probably more of a hole than when u were up here
49:00 <Loof> i knew b1 and the_baron would get along :)
49:00 <Loof> both top blokes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it scared me in a way
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the first time
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know a couple of BU guys
49:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, if u ever need to score meth or heroin, treetops is the place to be :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of helped
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah for sure
49:00 <Bastardly_One> vix, new IP addy eh?
50:00 <Digerati> maybe if you ALL cheered up a bit on these xmas days, we might have a good tine on here and have fun and be friends, instead of being whingers :( sigh.... so sad
50:00 <The_Baron> actually last pub I went to would be great if I were single
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I thinking of Viz ... yeah I am
50:00 <Calin> Digerati - here here
50:00 <The_Baron> Mermaid Tavern
50:00 <The_Baron> that place has like a girl to dude ratio of 3:1
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mermaid Tavern used to be cool
50:00 <Calin> irc isn't a place to be unhappy, it can't solve your problems
50:00 <The_Baron> oh it still is, just yeah, I aint single
50:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be 5;1
50:00 <simba> Digerati i dont think anyone is whinging or having a bad time atm.....
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be where the nice girls go
51:00 <Digerati> i saw enough death in 2013 at the hospital to last me a laugh time, over 200 dead
51:00 <The_Baron> I only been there twice, so it prolly is Bastardly_One
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
51:00 <Digerati> laugh time
51:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, stupidly hot chicks go there
51:00 <Digerati> wtf
51:00 <Digerati> i am drunk
51:00 <simba> oh
51:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, chatting up gold coast girls are easy actually
51:00 <Digerati> kife time
51:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't take much to impress them
51:00 <Digerati> life time
51:00 <The_Baron> coz their used to footy head bogans who can't dance and talk in monosyllable
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to go to the Coolangata
51:00 <Digerati> fuck this beer is strong
51:00 <Digerati> fuck that
51:00 <The_Baron> they're
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's because I promoted bands as well
52:00 <Digerati> i aint drinking anymore
52:00 <Digerati> chinese beer is shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so .. the Coolie was the only alternative place at the time
52:00 <The_Baron> Coolie is nice
52:00 <The_Baron> I like going to Kirra beach every so often
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well the only place that would put those bands on anyway
52:00 <The_Baron> Coolie is still the only alternative music area dude
52:00 <Digerati> cronulla beach is spose to be nice
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin hell
52:00 <mandyjane> fuckkkkkkkk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the place will never change
53:00 <mandyjane> 8 mins to go and the shops full
53:00 <mandyjane> why
53:00 <The_Baron> nah it won't
53:00 <mandyjane> FUCKING WHY
53:00 <Loof> how can i make this day end?
53:00 <Digerati> 8 mins ?
53:00 <Digerati> what is going on mandyjane
53:00 <The_Baron> might put on a warehouse party for NYE
53:00 <Loof> seroquel!
53:00 <Digerati> in 8 mins
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait for today to end
53:00 <The_Baron> just do a small do with 50-60 ppl methinks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Seroquel
53:00 <Bastardly_One> want a box?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I never use mine
54:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, i'll buy a box of ya
54:00 <Digerati> 50 bucks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you
54:00 <Loof> i cant sleep without the shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 a pill
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati
54:00 <Digerati> did you get them on medicare ?
54:00 <The_Baron> Loof, u know christmas is a cunt of a yaer to score weed
54:00 <The_Baron> u gotta prepare better dude
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can score him weed anytime
54:00 <mandyjane> supposed to be closong this joint up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like over Christmas
55:00 <mandyjane> its xmas eve its teenagers and asians
55:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, how many mg a pill ?
55:00 <Loof> don't have the money to buy two ounces at once
55:00 <Digerati> 100mg ?
55:00 <mandyjane> inconsiderate fucking cunts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the enitre house smells like bush weed
55:00 <Loof> so i couldn't prepare
55:00 <Bastardly_One> either do I
55:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, are they 100mg ?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I nag my dealer into credit :P
55:00 <mandyjane> keep going
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've XRs and 100s Digerati
55:00 <mandyjane> walk out the door
55:00 <mandyjane> keeeeep going
56:00 <mandyjane> good, one down
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol poor mandy
56:00 <Digerati> how many in the box Bastardly_One ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me I have to do a supermarket run before midnight
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if I run out of cigs and Coke tomorrow
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I will DIE!
56:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, how many is in a box ?
56:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <Digerati> 50-100 ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm not selling them scum
57:00 <mandyjane> yeah i will never shop on xmas eve ever again
57:00 <mandyjane> this is bullshit
57:00 <Digerati> dude, i will give you 100 for a box
57:00 <mandyjane> cunts aint even buying nothing
57:00 <mandyjane> OH NO. HERES ANOTHER ONE
57:00 <Digerati> you are on the dole
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am on the dole?
58:00 <mandyjane> SHE GOT SHITS COZ EVERYONE IS SHUTTING
58:00 <mandyjane> UM HELLO
58:00 <Bastardly_One> first I knew of it
58:00 <mandyjane> ITS XMAS EVE
58:00 <mandyjane> AND NO, WE ARENT OPEN TOMORROW
58:00 <simba> shadzyjane?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find this track on soundcloud
58:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, 100$ for a box is a lot
59:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you backtrack from the first page of an artist again?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to find this mad deadmau5 track he is doing live at the second
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I see Joel in March
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
59:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One, you don't need to be a pig about it
59:00 <Digerati> money makes pigs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I find pill people seedy alright?
00:00 <Digerati> fat or skinny
00:00 <mandyjane> rihght im going home
00:00 <mandyjane> seeya
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I find you like proper junkies
00:00 <Digerati> money makes people into pigs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> scummy
00:00 <Digerati> Bastardly_One. money makes people into scum
00:00 <Digerati> i realise that
00:00 <Digerati> i agree with you
00:00 <simba> money is evil
00:00 <Digerati> so you don't need to be scum
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some nice junkies around ... but I have an issue with them
01:00 <Digerati> i understand
01:00 <Digerati> you have a issue with money
01:00 <Bastardly_One> saying that though ... I am a pot addict so I can talk
01:00 <Digerati> i know
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, I have an issue with junkies
01:00 <Digerati> you gave a issue with money
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I live with one and I'm finding I'm resenting it
01:00 <Digerati> case closed
01:00 <Digerati> you are a troll again
01:00 <Digerati> save the bullshit
02:00 <simba> on the troll again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
02:00 <simba> i just cant wait to get on the troll again
02:00 <The_Baron> smackies aren't too bad to live with
02:00 <Digerati> simba, yup :)
02:00 <The_Baron> at least they are quiet
02:00 <simba> Oi music
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this first song
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9zUT-LdsdQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Live @ Made in America Festival, Philadelphia, USA [2013/08/31] (Full HD Set) (Aug 31, 2013) 01:05:49 - Category: Music - 200,446 views - 1,976 likes (98.8%), 23 dislikes (1.2%)
07:00 <Transmatron> and then jsut say it was due to the 'heat of the moment' the orgasm made me lose control of myself
07:00 <The_Baron> luckily I was there mainly for Kraftwerk and Gorillaz Sound System
07:00 <Transmatron> its all good
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who Knife Party were right?
07:00 <The_Baron> I do
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that always spins me out
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Pendulum were so different
08:00 <The_Baron> did heartbeats
08:00 <Bastardly_One> mellow drum and bass
08:00 <The_Baron> oh sorry that was the knife
08:00 <The_Baron> goddamn
08:00 <simba> the knife own
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and then to in your face Knife Party
08:00 <The_Baron> too many similar sounding musicians
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to me was a big change
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a theorie Squires learnt from Joel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and took all that knowlege to make something else
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *theory
09:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617ANIA5Rqs
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: We Share Our Mother's Health - The Knife (Jul 5, 2006) 3:40 - Category: Music - 2,779,022 views - 8,436 likes (96.3%), 325 dislikes (3.7%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Knife Party kind of came into existence around the time Squires worked with Joel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the track internet friends
09:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of this room
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <The_Baron> I used to play electro at places like Oxford Art Factory and did a couple sets at candy's
10:00 <simba> wow that youtube version is so much inferior to even an MP3
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDIdRyMklw
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Knife Party - Internet Friends (Original Mix) (Dec 7, 2011) 5:02 - Category: Music - 4,303,749 views - 27,990 likes (98.5%), 434 dislikes (1.5%)
10:00 <The_Baron> but the club scene sucks ass, just full of clone people stuck in a prison of tits and sweat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know that song simba?
10:00 <simba> no
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if not check that track out
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about this channel
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <simba> MAYB
11:00 <simba> the knife is betta ok
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im being threatened
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> everything is on google
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I live on potatoes
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh gta was shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so get fucked MoM
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> played for 5 mins
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> everything is on google
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I live on potatoes
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh gta was shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so get fucked MoM
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> played for 5 mins
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you get fucked
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dusty.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> child.
12:00 <Serenity> i dont get many carbs other than whats in veggies these days
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you are! What am I?
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> yo
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i need to tweak my meal plan after xmas lol
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you get fucked
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dusty.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> child.
12:00 <Serenity> i dont get many carbs other than whats in veggies these days
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you are! What am I?
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> yo
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i need to tweak my meal plan after xmas lol
13:00 <Atari> hi all :)
13:00 <Atari> hi simba :)
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh yay
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck off
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol hax
13:00 <Serenity> ive relaxed my food until after christmas
13:00 <Atari> happy xmas Serenity :)
13:00 <Serenity> merry christmas
13:00 <Atari> hi all :)
13:00 <Atari> hi simba :)
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh yay
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck off
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol hax
13:00 <Serenity> ive relaxed my food until after christmas
13:00 <Atari> happy xmas Serenity :)
13:00 <Serenity> merry christmas
14:00 <Bastardly_One> happy guilt trip and spending shitloads season
14:00 <Atari> i bought myself a gift today
14:00 <Atari> i bought a shirt for xmas
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> a new wine cellar?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was it some intelligence?
14:00 <Atari> 'from target
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> or did you enlist to serve?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> happy guilt trip and spending shitloads season
14:00 <Atari> i bought myself a gift today
14:00 <Atari> i bought a shirt for xmas
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> a new wine cellar?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was it some intelligence?
14:00 <Atari> 'from target
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> or did you enlist to serve?
15:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, let' be more festive man, mercy please...
15:00 <Atari> i plee
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you ask for peace?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *please
15:00 <Atari> yes
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you write to santa and ask for peace?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *plea
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
15:00 <Atari> i prayed for peace, an atheist
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa is an anagram of Satan
15:00 <Atari> i do meditation zen 
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i masterbate
15:00 <Atari> omfgbbqhax, let' be more festive man, mercy please...
15:00 <Atari> i plee
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you ask for peace?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *please
15:00 <Atari> yes
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> did you write to santa and ask for peace?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *plea
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
15:00 <Atari> i prayed for peace, an atheist
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa is an anagram of Satan
15:00 <Atari> i do meditation zen 
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i masterbate
16:00 <Atari> so sad, i am listening to 3AW
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well you are old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what old people do
16:00 <Atari> comedy with Keith Mcgowan
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, with a passion
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how condescending is he?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love cunts
16:00 <Atari> he died
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rhetorical
16:00 <Atari> so sad, i am listening to 3AW
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well you are old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what old people do
16:00 <Atari> comedy with Keith Mcgowan
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, with a passion
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how condescending is he?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love cunts
16:00 <Atari> he died
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's rhetorical
17:00 <Atari> lasnight
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he treats his listeners like arseholes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
17:00 <Atari> yes
17:00 <Atari> he passed away
17:00 <Atari> in his sleep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no crap?
17:00 <Atari> 3UZ 
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> google it
17:00 <Atari> google it man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a good presenter even if an arsehole
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, that's a shame
17:00 <Atari> he was the best
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> been on the news all day
17:00 <Atari> lasnight
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he treats his listeners like arseholes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
17:00 <Atari> yes
17:00 <Atari> he passed away
17:00 <Atari> in his sleep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no crap?
17:00 <Atari> 3UZ 
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> google it
17:00 <Atari> google it man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a good presenter even if an arsehole
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, that's a shame
17:00 <Atari> he was the best
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> been on the news all day
18:00 <Atari> 3AW is live now
18:00 <Atari> on the net
18:00 <Bastardly_One> complete cunt but good at radio for sure
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bastardly_One, do u feel like a cunt now?
18:00 <Atari> he was an ex cop mate, like derryn
18:00 <Atari> he was a toughnut
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to listen to his overnight show because he was so rude to the people that rang up
18:00 <Atari> but i liked him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a bit hax
18:00 <Atari> toughnuts
18:00 <Atari> 3AW is live now
18:00 <Atari> on the net
18:00 <Bastardly_One> complete cunt but good at radio for sure
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bastardly_One, do u feel like a cunt now?
18:00 <Atari> he was an ex cop mate, like derryn
18:00 <Atari> he was a toughnut
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to listen to his overnight show because he was so rude to the people that rang up
18:00 <Atari> but i liked him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a bit hax
18:00 <Atari> toughnuts
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might sleep
19:00 <Atari> that is good in a radio announcer
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> care to  join me MistressOfMayhem ?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she's gone lesbian for Serenity
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so she's on ignore now
19:00 <Atari> i spose they will have a nice funeral for the guy
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would to
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem I mean
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would go lezz for sezz
19:00 <Atari> i hated it when Graham Kennedy died
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might sleep
19:00 <Atari> that is good in a radio announcer
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> care to  join me MistressOfMayhem ?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she's gone lesbian for Serenity
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so she's on ignore now
19:00 <Atari> i spose they will have a nice funeral for the guy
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would to
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem I mean
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would go lezz for sezz
19:00 <Atari> i hated it when Graham Kennedy died
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I keep trying to tell her I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... alas
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a woman
20:00 <Atari> i worked with Graham
20:00 <Atari> i was a cleaner
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just pretend to be a man
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> makes me look cool
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hear you roar
20:00 <Atari> for 1 year
20:00 <Atari> at gtv 9
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari you have done everything
20:00 <Atari> i did the cleaning
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually a 76 yr old thai tranny
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I keep trying to tell her I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... alas
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a woman
20:00 <Atari> i worked with Graham
20:00 <Atari> i was a cleaner
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just pretend to be a man
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> makes me look cool
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hear you roar
20:00 <Atari> for 1 year
20:00 <Atari> at gtv 9
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> atari you have done everything
20:00 <Atari> i did the cleaning
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually a 76 yr old thai tranny
21:00 <Atari> they put me on TV many times
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a poo sample from graham
21:00 <Atari> dressed in my overalls
21:00 <Bastardly_One> eX oi *waves*
21:00 <eX> B1 :)
21:00 <Atari> looking like con the fruiterer
21:00 <eX> merry xmas
21:00 <Atari> merry xmas
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Merry Seasons shit old man
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking hell
21:00 <Bastardly_One> goin' alright?
21:00 <Atari> they put me on TV many times
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a poo sample from graham
21:00 <Atari> dressed in my overalls
21:00 <Bastardly_One> eX oi *waves*
21:00 <eX> B1 :)
21:00 <Atari> looking like con the fruiterer
21:00 <eX> merry xmas
21:00 <Atari> merry xmas
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Merry Seasons shit old man
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking hell
21:00 <Bastardly_One> goin' alright?
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i hate cloning drives
22:00 <eX> 2 more days and it's all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Atari> i also bought me a 4tb hdd :) haha
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> takes ages
22:00 <Atari> bwahaha
22:00 <Atari> fucking could not figure to run it
22:00 <Atari> need to run it on 3.0
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> too many wii games
22:00 <Atari> not 2.0
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i hate cloning drives
22:00 <eX> 2 more days and it's all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Atari> i also bought me a 4tb hdd :) haha
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> takes ages
22:00 <Atari> bwahaha
22:00 <Atari> fucking could not figure to run it
22:00 <Atari> need to run it on 3.0
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> too many wii games
22:00 <Atari> not 2.0
23:00 <frayedknot> bLuE_DiAmONd!
23:00 <Atari> being a chum is fun
23:00 <Atari> that is why i'm one
23:00 <Atari> always smiling
23:00 <Atari> always gay
23:00 <Atari> chummy at work
23:00 <frayedknot> bLuE_DiAmONd!
23:00 <Atari> being a chum is fun
23:00 <Atari> that is why i'm one
23:00 <Atari> always smiling
23:00 <Atari> always gay
23:00 <Atari> chummy at work
24:00 <Atari> and chummy at play
24:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> lol
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> u dont work
24:00 <Atari> laugh away your worried
24:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> how u buddy frayedknot?
24:00 <frayedknot> good bLuE_DiAmONd.. you?
24:00 <Atari> dont be sad or glum
24:00 <Atari> and everyone will know that your a chum chum chum
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, do u take drugs?
24:00 <Atari> that song is a kids song
24:00 <Atari> from 1923
24:00 <Atari> and chummy at play
24:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> lol
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> u dont work
24:00 <Atari> laugh away your worried
24:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> how u buddy frayedknot?
24:00 <frayedknot> good bLuE_DiAmONd.. you?
24:00 <Atari> dont be sad or glum
24:00 <Atari> and everyone will know that your a chum chum chum
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari, do u take drugs?
24:00 <Atari> that song is a kids song
24:00 <Atari> from 1923
25:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> grrrrreat thanks
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari is full of useful information
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> boaw boaw boaw
25:00 <Atari> thnx
25:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> grrrrreat thanks
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Atari is full of useful information
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> boaw boaw boaw
25:00 <Atari> thnx
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