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00:39 <Steven> !throw 1d20+12; 1d100; 2d4+5
00:40 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+12: [1d20=7] 19; 1d100: [1d100=20] 20; 2d4+5: [2d4=4,1] 10
02:11 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d20+6; 1d100; 1d100; 1d8+7; 1d6+6
02:14 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18; 1d20+6: [1d20=9] 15; 1d100: [1d100=67] 67; 1d100: [1d100=4] 4; 1d8+7: [1d8=5] 12; 1d6+6: [1d6=3] 9
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03:57 <Landruff> "What are the terms of your surrender!"
03:58 <Mort> okie
03:59 <Mort> Im here
04:01 <Mort> Again?
04:03 <Mort> oh dear
04:15 <Landruff> "Meaning what exactly!"
04:35 <Landruff> "What do you think, Valeros?"
04:39 <Valeros> "We need to discuss it for a minute between ourselves.. "
05:01 <Landruff> "Alright! We surrender!"
05:27 * Landruff drops his sansetsukon
06:33 <Landruff> "Do what they say, Valeros"
06:35 <Mort> lol k guys Im outta here
06:36 <Landruff> "They've got Mortok"
06:39 Mort has quit (Quit: )
06:50 <Valeros> "he's dead anyway, as we will be"
08:28 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
08:28 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=20] 20
14:55 <Mortok_the_Lost> !roll 1d20+4
14:56 <dicebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
14:58 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
14:58 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26
16:37 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+6 fort save
16:37 <dicebot> Landruff, fort save: [1d20=9] 15
20:33 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+11 day job profession gambling
20:33 <dicebot> Landruff, day job profession gambling: [1d20=13] 24
20:35 * Valeros stands over The Pit on his way out, reliving the fond memories.
21:31 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+11 day job profession gambling shirt reroll
21:33 <dicebot> Landruff, day job profession gambling shirt reroll: [1d20=9] 20
23:55 Landruff is now known as Avatar
24:05 Mortok_the_Lost is now known as Ulzef
24:05 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
24:08 * Avatar removes voice from Avatar Brunius Ulzef Valeros
24:19 <Avatar> if only wrothmonk didn't leave
24:23 <Ulzef> would have been nice if i could roll above a 3
24:38 <Valeros> *sigh*
24:41 Valeros is now known as Falang
25:36 <Steven> yeah those 1s really fucked you over
25:43 <Avatar> might have total defenced too much
25:58 <Avatar> not sure how many of those would've hit if I attacked on the defensive
26:08 <Avatar> both ways
26:57 <Steven> total gold gained...... fuck thats terrible....
27:16 <Steven> um.... i will say she left some valuables behind in her hasty retreat
27:59 <Steven> 961g
28:00 <Avatar> do we actually take a gold hit or just a loot hit
28:20 <Steven> all of the gold is from defeating the guys
28:45 <Steven> and some 'trophys' she has in her room
28:46 <Avatar>  After 
28:46 <Avatar> the scenario, the GM checks which items you and your 
28:46 <Avatar> fellow Pathfinders discovered, and each of these items 
28:46 <Avatar> immediately becomes available for purchase by all party 
28:46 <Avatar> members. Items not discovered in play are blacked out 
28:46 <Avatar> or lined out by the GM. In addition, every player who 
28:46 <Avatar> completes a scenario receives a set amount of gold for the 
28:46 <Avatar> scenario that she may spend to acquire items (either from 
28:46 <Avatar> her collected Chronicle sheets, from the Core Rulebook, or 
28:46 <Avatar> from approved Additional Resources).
29:51 <Steven> all of the gold is from selling the loot you get from the corpse of the lietenant and the chick.  Without having killed her or the lietenant i cannot award the gold.
29:54 <Avatar>  At the completion of each encounter during a 
29:54 <Avatar> scenario, your GM will award each player a set amount of 
29:54 <Avatar> gold that reflects that player’s share of the potential loot 
29:54 <Avatar> (though not all encounters will have treasure rewards). 
29:54 <Avatar> This gold piece total can fluctuate depending on what you 
29:54 <Avatar> accomplished and how you accomplished it. 
30:52 <Falang> ugh, damnit. I gotta have that character ready in the morning for MotFF too.. 
31:34 <Avatar> you could still use the pregen
32:06 <Steven> alright i need martok's pfs number and falangs number
32:59 <Steven> i will be back in just a few momments, need to use the restroom
33:27 <Falang> nah, I'll finish the sorc
33:37 <Avatar> man what a game
34:38 <Falang>  84070
34:46 <Avatar> 84070-1
34:51 <Falang> ?
34:58 <Avatar> your first character is -1
35:03 <Falang> oh
35:04 <Avatar> your second is -2, and so on
35:14 <Falang> well is that going to be correct?  my first real character will be 1st level, not 4th
35:29 <Avatar> you apply the credit from tonight to your real character
35:46 <Avatar> so your real character gets 1 exp, 1 prestige/fame, 918gp
35:50 <Falang> I can make a 4th level character though can't I? I thought I saw something about that, you just add gold etc..
36:08 <Avatar> no you can play a 4th level pregen
36:26 <Falang> so you have to work your way up to 4th from 1st, k.
36:44 <Avatar> wait a sec sorry
36:48 <Avatar> it's 500gp if you apply it now
36:54 <Avatar> or 918gp if you apply it when you get to level 4
37:21 <Avatar> might need to double check that, that's how it works with level 7 pregens
37:45 <Avatar> yeah that's right
37:52 <Falang> I'm fine with taking it now for my game tomorrow.
38:01 <Falang> at least I can get a healing wand eh?
38:36 <Avatar> p6 of the PFS guide
38:38 <Falang> and make it rain for some tavern wenches
38:42 <Avatar> can't even do that
38:47 <Avatar> because we didn't complete the main mission
38:51 <Avatar> so we only got 1 prestige instead of 2
39:02 <Avatar> did you complete your faction mission
39:21 <Falang> so.. if we hadn't surrendered, his PFS mortok's character would have been dead dead.
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39:32 <Avatar> yeah very most likely
39:43 <Avatar> better we fail the whole scenario than having a character die
39:54 <Avatar> he might have had the 16-24 prestige he needed to res himself
40:08 <Avatar> but .. better to lose 1 or 2 prestige
40:23 <Avatar> even between all of us
40:40 <Falang> oh I agree, I just didn't realize the repercussions
40:50 <Falang> obviously I didn't have a stake in the game
41:18 <Falang> "Oooo. oh no, my pregen died!"
41:26 <Avatar> I was hoping we'd have a chance to do something
41:32 <Avatar> I didn't think they'd put us in bloody cages
41:50 <Avatar> comebacks after a surrender aren't impossible
42:07 <Falang> that's what I hoped, but it was pretty well organized and we were outnumbered
42:16 <Avatar> they're difficult, but generally never as bad as a teammate being held and about to be killed
42:41 <Avatar> I'm not sure the timing on the surrender was 6 seconds :P
42:48 <Avatar> I thought we did quite a good job stalling
42:56 <Falang> yeah, I was hoping for more
43:30 <Falang> one hell of a priest
43:39 <Falang> the spells just wouldn't stop
44:52 <Avatar> maybe I shouldn't have rushed into that room at the very beginning
44:59 <Avatar> or quickly closed the door :P
45:17 <Falang> it's not like they didn't hear us with the pit falling and explosions and shit
45:41 <Avatar> well once I closed the door our tactics changed from going in there to waiting in that pit room
45:46 <Avatar> and then they called all their friends
46:06 <Ulzef> 6906-7
46:07 <Falang> at most those friends would have been there in another round or two anyway
46:27 <Falang> we were at too great a disadvantage rushing in.
46:50 <Falang> both times
46:56 <Avatar> dunno what we could've fixed
47:12 <Avatar> just a lot of bad rolls really killed us
47:19 <Falang> that they did
47:20 <Avatar> we did have some good tactics thorughout
47:40 <Avatar> well keeping the two guys at bay, the focus fire on the skel champion
47:45 <Avatar> bullrushing the guy into the pit
47:55 <Avatar> it's hard to say we made a lot of mistakes
47:58 <Ulzef> now do i go secound lvl barb or oracle
48:15 <Avatar> what does each give you
48:41 <Avatar> I'm one more scenario away from level 5
49:02 <Avatar> I'm tempted to sell my sansetsukon and get an adamantine one
49:05 <Avatar> but I've already +1'd it
49:15 <Ulzef> barb gives me +1 fort and uncanny dodge 
49:50 <Avatar> what about 3rd level barb
50:07 <Ulzef> oracle gives me +1 will and a extra 0 lvl spell
50:28 <Ulzef> only ever taking 2 lvls of barb
50:38 <Ulzef> were as i am going 4 lvls in oracle
50:49 <Steven> alright, falang did you get a PFS number?
52:36 <Falang> 84070-1
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53:23 <Steven> have you decided on a faction yet?
53:36 <Steven> no wait, i remember we were going to go over that now
53:47 <Falang> I haven't even read them, but I'll check it out either later tonight or in the morning when I'm cramming for the MotFF game
53:53 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/factions
54:08 <Falang> I think my female will kill me if I stay here any longer, that game went on way too long. ;)
54:58 <Steven> yes... if you guys had avatar stand in the door way full defencing, with a healer behind him and then sound bursted into the room i believe the fight would have gone much better for you guys
55:09 <Steven> in the side room
55:39 <Steven> and even if the chick had noticed the sounds of combat, she would have likely gotten there after you guys dropped the lieutenant guy
55:52 <Avatar> falang: there's a one sentence description for all the factions in the PFS guide
56:02 <Avatar> I hate reading page-long stuff, so it's perfect
56:05 <Falang> yeah, I'm reading them.. I see a few nice choices for what I had in mind.
56:16 <Avatar> step 6 of character creation
56:46 <Steven> which would have made the fight much easier instead of facing two minions, an oracle, a whirlwinding spring attacking fighter, and undead minions
57:06 <Steven> btw... if he could have gotten in position to whirlwind... he totaly would have
57:19 <Falang> well I'm glad he didn't then
57:24 <Avatar> yeah that wasn't going to happen ever
57:32 <Avatar> total defence is such an underrated tactic in combat
57:32 <Steven> but was unable to acrobatics because he is in medium armor.
58:12 <Avatar> how much is a belt of dex? 4000gp?
58:16 <Steven> thats what took me longest in combat, was figuring out if he could move somehow to get into possition to acrobatics
58:23 <Falang> gotta run, but may return...
58:30 <Falang> it was fun, thanks for the handholding.
58:33 <Steven> falang hope to see you again
58:33 <Avatar> thanks for playing chief
58:40 <Steven> was great fun playing
58:46 <Falang> indeed, been way too long!
58:51 <Falang> next time I won't be losing
58:56 <Steven> sorry it ran so long, that last combat was... a pain in the ass.
59:07 <Avatar> blame wrothmonk and brunius
59:26 <Steven> i cant really blame them, they have parents who tell them when they must get offline
59:35 <Steven> i do however blame their parents.
59:35 <Avatar> brunius actually gave it a really good go
59:44 <Avatar> I mean he was blinded to pieces, it would've had the same outcome
59:45 <Steven> yeah, that clutch blindness
59:54 <Avatar> what was he going to do if he was standing right next to mortok
00:07 <Steven> oh shit... we actually have to resolve that
00:32 <Avatar> does he just stay blind or what
00:50 <Ulzef> the thing that bugged me about wroth was he was the one that pushed to run at 4-5 and then he bailed
00:56 <Steven> yeah, and if he doesnt clear the blindness his character is marked as dead.
01:06 <Avatar> didn't you want to play mortok
01:27 <Avatar> seriously?
01:28 <Ulzef> mortok was level 2
01:48 <Steven> but a clutch level 2
02:02 <Steven> who struck many a heavy blow against the enemy
02:03 <Avatar> it just goes on his character sheet that he's still blind
02:08 <Avatar> chronicle*
02:13 <Ulzef> true but i would have played him in the 1-2 version 
02:37 <Avatar> we had 3 4's and a 2 though
02:57 <Steven> as per a ruling from brock, any negative condition gained through out a scenario MUST be cleared at the end of a scenario or the character is reported as dead
03:13 <Avatar> where's that ruling, because the PFS guide doesn't say that
03:20 <Ulzef> yeah you said you wanted to play your 3 though and he had other characters
03:21 <Avatar> p39 dealing with afflictions
03:36 <Avatar> I preferred playing the 4
03:41 <Avatar> I didn't mind playing the 3 if we were playing down
03:43 <Ulzef> kk thats fine then
03:59 <Ulzef> i thought you wanted the 3
04:03 <Avatar> Landruff is my low level 'main' these days I think
04:11 <Avatar> Sparky and James are secondaries
04:29 <Avatar> I've got some level 1/2's that aren't quite finished yet
05:55 <Steven> k backc
06:15 <Steven> yeah avatar p39 says they must be cleared and references page 23
06:29 <Steven> which states if you dont clear them your character is marked as dead
08:06 <Steven> Its a total of 150g to purchase a casting of Remove Blindness/deafness
08:13 <Steven> or some prestige
08:33 <Steven> 1PP
08:36 <Steven> or 150g
10:21 <Steven> im going to make up chronical sheets, and send them out later once i figure out if people want to chip in for a remove blindness or if he wants to spend a PP to have it removed
10:25 <Ulzef> went barb 2 that way my horse can rage as well
10:38 <Steven> look at my horse my horse is amazing
11:10 <Ulzef> really amazing he turns into a sabertoothed tiger at lvl 9
11:31 <Steven> with a stroke of his mane he turns into a plane and then turns back again when you tug on its winky!
11:33 <Ulzef> well 10
26:56 <Steven> so, who did dayjobs other than avatar?
27:55 <Ulzef> mortok spends his time eatting so no day job
28:47 <Steven> alright sheets are ready for tonight when brunius gets back on
29:44 <Steven> i will distribute them after a decision is met over the blindness brunius currently has on him.
29:57 <Avatar> blindness isn't a disease though
30:08 <Steven> also, the reason it took multiple days to save you guys, he was stumbling through the woods
31:12 <Steven> Note: Any diseases or afflictions a PC has obtained must 
31:13 <Steven> be resolved at the table once the game ends as explained 
31:13 <Steven> in Chapter 5 of this document.
31:45 <Avatar> chapter 5 doesn't say blind people are dead
31:53 <Steven> Chapter 5 provides the methos for dealing with removing conditions
32:25 <Avatar> When playing your own character, all conditions 
32:25 <Avatar> (including death) not resolved within the scenario 
32:25 <Avatar> or module carry beyond the end of the adventure. 
32:59 <Avatar> below that it talks about diseases killing you off, not blindness
33:16 <Steven> and brock has said if negative conditions are not resolved at the table, the character is reported as dead
35:09 <Steven> this has been ruled due to people wanting to get polymorphed into an animal through baleful polymorph, and because its not listed as a disease but as a curse/enchantment they made an arguement for it.
35:39 <Steven> and his ruling was if you have a condition that you gained, and it is not cleared, you are marked as dead
35:57 <Steven> I doubt it will actually matter since its only 1 prestige or 150g
36:21 <Steven> but i cant hand out chronical sheets until he determines what he wants to do with the blindness
38:04 <Steven> im looking for the post.
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40:04 <Steven> avatar what level were you?
40:10 <Steven> 4?
45:10 <Steven> im tired of looking... well mostly im just damned tired
45:16 <Steven> didnt expect the game to go for so freakin long
45:45 <Steven> i doubt he will mind ponying up the 150g or 1 pp
47:45 <Steven> I couldnt find the specific post by brock
48:15 <Steven> so.... hes blinded unless he cures it at the end of this scenario
48:27 <Steven> and yeah... sleep now.
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43:28 <Steven> went to sleep, hail storm woke me up
43:40 <Steven> decided to pop onto computer
44:06 <Steven> found article about Dr. Kermit Gosnell... i am sick to my stomach with disgust
02:42 <Mort> on the other hand if youzip in and out of the fight delivering touch spells, UMDing wands etc..
02:44 <Mort> familiar is fair game
02:57 <Mort> if you send your familiar on rackey and he gets caught too bad too..
03:36 <Falang> I didn't read anything about if the familiar dies though, what's the provision for that?  pet store?
03:51 <Falang> After all, Fireballs happen.
04:09 <Mekkis> if you get hit by an AoE, and you have a familiar, I will require the familiar to make a save
04:16 <Mort> if total cover
04:17 <Mort> ?
04:19 <Mort> say in backpack
04:22 <Mekkis> if the familiar is stashed in a backpack, they get a +4 to reflex saves
04:25 <Mekkis> for cover
04:26 <Falang> no i mean if it dies, for whatever reason.
04:29 <Mort> familiar sachel from UE then
04:32 <Mort> total cover I heard
04:41 <Mort> but oh well I dont go around killing fuzzy friends
04:43 <Mort> got softspot.
05:11 <Falang> but since it's essentially your spellbook too, that's a massive loss, game changer.
05:40 <Mort> yeah my witch does have her familiar sit on her shoulder
05:42 <Mort> but nothin else
06:56 <Mort> oh yesh the sheets
06:59 <Mort> nice prawn here
07:01 <Mort> hi mekkis
07:06 <Mort> I have upheld my end of the bargain
07:08 <Mort> I GMed here :D
07:11 <Mort> on CA
07:36 <Falang> that CA client would be so much better if we could move our own tokens
07:57 <Mort> that one need other client
08:06 <Mort> but then that is a story for another time
08:09 <Mort> comes iwth its own set of problems
08:20 <Mort> mekkis used planar ally
08:21 <Mort> with cookies
08:24 <Mort> lol :D
08:32 <Mort> I luv cookies. Now i have an ulcer
08:35 <Mort> ate too many...:P
09:31 <Falang> you have an ULCER from cookies?
09:43 <Falang> that's harsh. I'd expect you to have diabetes at most.
10:07 <Mort> I ahte too many cookies :P
10:47 <Mort> any stars for 10 tables cred?
10:48 <Mort> curious
10:50 <Mort> Hrm
10:51 <Mort> lol
10:58 <Brunius> 1 for 10
10:59 <Brunius> I think
11:01 <Mort> Oh fk
11:05 <Mort> Ding * 1 star GM
11:10 <Mort> *turns pink*
12:37 <Mort> now restroom and then work on the sheets
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16:26 * Mort fluffs herself aorund
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19:34 <Falang> fluffs? I only know 2 uses of that word, one is in porn and the other is reserved for pillows.
20:52 <Mort> pillows
20:57 <Mort> and Im the lemur from magadascar
21:00 <Mort> and animals do it
21:02 <Mort> like cats..
21:13 <Falang> fluffing yourself up?
21:18 <Mort> yes
21:21 <Mort> I have fur
21:22 <Falang> ahh.
21:24 <Mort> and 4 paws and a swishy tail
21:38 <Falang> oh my.
22:49 <Mort> Oh y first GM star popped up
22:55 <Falang> *happy fluff dance*
23:05 <Mort> Im a 1 star GM
23:05 <Mort> DING
23:08 * Mort fluffs
24:34 <Mort> damnit 
24:40 <Mort> I put it on the wrong character I need change for myself
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37:12 <Falang> well as soon as I get my head around all the d20 rules I'll consider gm'ing myself.
37:28 <Falang> it'd be nice not to have to go "uhh.. how do I do that?" every round
38:14 <Falang> hmm.. may ditch that silent image spell for something a bit more hurtful.  didn't even get a chance to use it..
40:27 <Mort> sorry
40:30 <Mort> I couldnt give it to you
40:33 <Mort> because they are animals
40:38 <Mort> bit dumb to try any fooling
41:04 <Falang> yeah, pretty disappointed with the dancing lights, but I'll keep that I think
41:18 <Mort> Im not realloy sure how to use illusions frankly
41:19 <Mort> ask mekkis
41:23 <Mort> hes better at trickery then I am
41:25 <Brunius> !spell dancing lights
41:31 <diebot> Brunius, DANCING LIGHTS evocation ([light]) bard 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, witch 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute Save: none SR:no
41:31 <diebot> Depending on the version selected, you create up to four lights that resemble lanterns or torches (and cast that amount of light), or up to four glowing spheres of light (which look like will-o'-wisps), or one faintly glowing, vaguely humanoid shape. The dancing lights must stay within a 10-foot-radius area in relation to each other but otherwise
41:32 <diebot> move as you desire (no concentration required): forward or back, up or down, straight or turning corners, or the like. The lights can move up to 100 feet per round. A light winks out if the distance between you and it exceeds the spell's range. You can only have one dancing lights spell active at any one time. If you cast this spell while another
41:32 <diebot> casting is still in effect, the previous casting is dispelled. If you make this spell permanent, it does not count against this limit. Dancing lights can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
41:45 <Brunius> Ah, cantrip
42:36 <Falang> well learn if you wanna dm me again! ;)
45:00 <Brunius> Cantrips generally aren't that good, or are basic functions, because you can cast them so much
45:10 <Brunius> like light, which is just...light
45:18 <Brunius> or acid splash, which does 1d3
45:30 <Brunius> stablise, stops bleeding out when below 0
51:34 <Falang> yeah, but to someone or something that doesn't know jack about spellcasting, a glowing humanoid figure is attention getting, possibly attack getting.
52:26 <Mort> stalilize is not a sorc spell
52:39 <Falang> Soon as I can get some rogue levels I'll be better, I can stealth and deal out sleeps, charms, and illusions without being noticed.
52:42 <Mort> Oh shoot
52:43 <Mort> Damn
52:49 <Mort> I need to put someting special onto wrothmonks sheet
53:06 <Brunius> stabilise is cleric
53:24 <Falang> in fact this guy would probably solo better than a group. I could totally see him infiltrating a castle or something.
53:26 <Brunius> Generally loud spellcasting gets you noticed
53:39 <Brunius> Also, any offensive action, I think, breaks stealth
53:42 <Mort> must put something special on wrothmonks sheet
53:49 <Mort> *Slayer of sleeping crocodiles
54:12 <Falang> nobody ever said spellcasting had to be loud
54:34 <Brunius> Some are intrinsicaly loud
54:39 <Brunius> !spell Light
54:41 <diebot> Brunius, LIGHT evocation ([light]) bard 0, cleric 0, druid 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, summoner 0, witch 0, inquisitor 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: touch object touched Comp: V, M/DF (a firefly) Duration: 10 min./level Save: none SR:no
54:41 <diebot> This spell causes a touched object to glow like a torch, shedding normal light in a 20-foot radius, and increasing the light level for an additional 20 feet by one step, up to normal light (darkness becomes dim light, and dim light becomes normal light). In an area of normal or bright light, this spell has no effect. The effect is immobile, but it
54:41 <diebot> can be cast on a movable object. You can only have one light spell active at any one time. If you cast this spell while another casting is still in effect, the previous casting is dispelled. If you make this spell permanent (through permanency or a similar effect), it does not count against this limit. Light can be used to counter or dispel any
54:41 <diebot> darkness spell of equal or lower spell level.
55:19 <Brunius> Unless I've forgotten, the "Comp: V" in that indicates there's a vocal component
55:37 <Falang> I've been playing D&D for 20 years, I'm aware of that.
55:43 <Mort> man oh man
55:46 <Mort> ok now for you ashar..
55:48 <Mort> your chronicle sheet
55:52 <Mort> man I can never be serious.
56:50 <Falang> that doesn't mean loud chanting, in fact the spells are often described as almost whispering in the D&D fiction novels. If the guy was just wailing on at the top of his lungs about magic missles you prolly wouldn't have any difficulty with spellcraft checks
58:15 <Brunius> Verbal (V): A verbal component is a spoken incantation. To provide a verbal component, you must be able to speak in a strong voice
58:18 <Brunius> From the prd
58:34 <Brunius> To me, a strong voice would indicate confident and clear, which would generally be loud
58:35 <Mort> ashar
58:38 <Mort> your sheet is ready
58:42 <Mort> can I send it to you for inspection?
59:00 <Falang> Hmm. it says must be able to.. it doesn't say it's actually a strong voice though. interesting choice of words.
00:29 <Mort> ok
00:33 <Mort> your words r out
00:35 <Mort> your sheet is out
00:38 <Mort> inspection pls :P
02:04 <Falang> who me? yes
02:45 <Mort> yes you
03:15 <Falang> you want me to read what?
03:21 <Falang> you can send whatever you want.
03:35 <Falang> d'oh. email.
03:36 <Falang> okay.
04:17 <Falang> WOOHOO! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
04:29 <Mort> ahahah
04:34 <Mort> I told you I couldnt be serious
04:38 <Mort> but do you really want that on your CS? ahahah
05:25 <Falang> *shrug* Unless i'm gonna have nerds emailing me harassing letters it's fine.
05:42 <Falang> consider it up to you
05:58 <Mort> ahahah
06:02 <Mort> I told you I couldnt be serious
06:13 <Mort> wat comment on Crant now
09:07 <Falang> where did a wand of summon monster come from?  sheesh, glad they didn't get to using that!
10:55 <Mort> he was uhh throwing flames
11:05 <Mort> he is supposed to summon swarm
11:08 <Mort> then throw flames
11:10 <Mort> as per written in mod
11:33 <Falang> wouldn't have saved his ass.
13:32 <Falang> not enough charges. meh.
14:31 <Mort> oh it would be nasty
14:38 <Mort> ever had celetial eagles o you?
14:46 <Mort> +3 to hit at 1d4 per hit
14:50 <Mort> and they hit 3 x per round
14:59 <Mort> but nah full round to summon and too many things to do
16:39 <Mort> what wrothmonks mailhmp
18:17 <Mort> k found it fun times
23:23 <Mort> all wite time to go
23:27 <Mort> bb all off home for dinner
23:30 <Mort> long wak all the way home
23:35 <Mort> *paddy pawz*
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36:10 <Falang> Yeah, after reading a bit more I still have to say that there's no statement that you have to be loud, just able to be loud, ie. ungagged, which it mentions right afterwards.
36:22 <Falang> if they meant you were loud they'd have said that
38:08 <Brunius> I don't think you'll find many GMs that rule you can cast spells with a verbal component while whispering
39:30 <Falang> I wasn't saying I would whisper, I'm just saying that even talking at a range of 10' or 20' could easily not be heard
40:14 <Falang> nobody has ever described spellcasting as guys in robes yelling at each other
50:55 <Avatar> you haven't seen a LARPing video
51:07 <Avatar> spellcasters yell "magic missile! magic missile!"
51:28 * Mort- tail wags
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12:47 <Warren> Hello
17:00 <Rumil> Hi
21:15 <Warren> anyone know about the game today(Master of the Fallen Fortress)?
23:33 <Falang> woops.. wtf is with my laptop going to sleep lately..
23:41 <Erebus9997> Avatar?
24:05 <Rumil> technically you arent supposed to know anything about a PFS scenario before the game
24:27 <Warren> i mean like is there space
24:36 <Warren> my other group may be flakng out
24:38 <Rumil> there could be
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24:48 <Warren> but there is a chace the game could happen at the same time
25:00 <Warren> lke not for sure canceled yet
25:12 * Mort- wags tail
25:24 <Wrothmonk> Just show up in irc a bit before the game is supposed to start and you can find out
25:28 * Mort- gamboles some
25:34 <Warren> thanks
25:35 <Wrothmonk> some people may not show
25:47 <Warren> gotcha
25:50 <Mort-> Man tonight I'm really going to have a nice snooze
26:19 <Wrothmonk> generally max is 6 (7 if the gm is willing) and 6 people have signed up
26:46 <Wrothmonk> So you have a solid maybe of there being space
26:55 <Mort-> Had a productive Sunday gming :d
31:39 <Tashes> Yay!
31:44 * Tashes pounces on Smort
32:29 <Warren> sweet
33:38 <Erebus9997> When choosing Ability Scores, do we use a point-buy method or random?
33:44 <Wrothmonk> pont buy
33:48 <Wrothmonk> but its not 1:1
34:04 <Wrothmonk> Check the guide to PFS under character creation
34:43 <Erebus9997> Okay, thanks.
38:00 <Falang> !roll 1d20+42
38:01 <dicebot> Falang, 1d20+42: [1d20=2] 44
41:28 <Mort-> Hi tashes
41:35 <Mort-> Having dinner atm
41:44 <Tashes> Whatcha having?
41:55 * Mort- snuggles up to tashes
41:59 <Mort-> Steamed fish
42:08 <Mort-> Stir fried vegetables
42:41 <Mort-> Nearly tpked the party twice...
42:49 <Tashes> Bahaha
42:49 <Tashes> yay!
42:51 * Mort- turns pink
42:58 <Tashes> Did they deserve it?
44:43 <Mort-> Not really
44:54 <Mort-> Bad rolls on theirs good on mine
45:43 <Mort-> And a slapped mort to learn swarms better
45:52 <Tashes> aww
45:52 <Mort-> Must study how to deal with swarms
46:11 * Falang raises his hand as the slapper
46:30 <Tashes> tsk tsk
46:39 <Mort-> Haha
46:48 <Mort-> But yeah i don't do swarms much
46:50 <Falang> actually I don't think I'd ever used that spell, I just got curious and it didn't seem right to me that he was controlling it after losing his concentration, I didn't expect that he had no control ever.
47:34 <Mort-> I mistook for vormit swarm
47:46 <Mort-> Which is witch spell that you use as standard action
47:53 <Mort-> You can control that one
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50:26 <Falang> probably a lot more useful in a confined area, and lucky for him most of us were not melee characters or he'd have been toast a lot sooner
53:47 <Wrothmonk> :/
54:01 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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04:26 <Erebus9997> How do we calculate starting gold here?  The internet tells me I could use the class average, class maximum or random.
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07:34 <Erebus9997> Anybody?
07:41 <Wrothmonk> its 150
07:44 <Wrothmonk> no matter what
08:06 <Wrothmonk> Do you actually have a copy of the guide to pfs?
08:15 <Wrothmonk> since most of these are answered there
08:58 <Erebus9997> 150?  I thought it changed depending on your class...
09:09 <Wrothmonk> No
09:32 <Erebus9997> I do have a copy, but I am mostly using https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/
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10:41 <Wrothmonk> you should at least read the character creation section. Personally I dont use the order given but I still go over it when creating a character
10:46 <Wrothmonk> of the PFS guide
10:57 <Erebus9997> I have read it.
11:12 <Wrothmonk> Step 10: Equipment
11:12 <Wrothmonk> Every character in Pathfinder Society Organized Play begins the campaign with 150 gold pieces.
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12:22 <Erebus9997> Okay, I see that.  I read it all first, but was looking online after that, because it was easier.
12:44 <Wrothmonk> Yeah read it as you go to make sure you get everything right
13:17 <Erebus9997> Okay, I'll use that for my reference instead.
13:38 <Erebus9997> Thank you.
13:48 <Wrothmonk> it doesnt have equipment or stuff like that but it will tell you what you can buy and how to set up stats
14:15 <Wrothmonk> plus some ground rules
14:37 <Erebus9997> Yeah.  I'm getting there now, I think.
15:02 <Erebus9997> Creating a Dwarven Cleric.  Good idea or bad?
15:17 <Wrothmonk> just a sec
16:34 <Wrothmonk> at first glance it looks pretty decent.
17:01 <Erebus9997> Good.
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42:25 <Wrothmonk> How effective would a +9 to disarm be?
45:37 <Wrothmonk> at level 1
48:44 <Wrothmonk> although it could be +9 to trip...
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55:57 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> Wrothmonk is a loser
56:13 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> fuckin queer cunt faggot
56:15 <Wrothmonk> alrgiht, who the fuck are you
56:19 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> it's me
56:36 <Wrothmonk> and why do you have a apparently personal vendetta against me
56:44 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> because your a faggot
57:16 <Wrothmonk> "you're" if you're going to insult me, at least do it grammatically correct.
57:16 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> i created EA sports
57:48 <lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll> u parasite faggot 
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16:01 <Erebus9997> Do you get any bonuses for using your deity's favoured weapon?
16:19 <Hydrazine> Proficiency.
16:27 <Wrothmonk> I believe thats it
16:48 <Hydrazine> Its the easiest way to get proficiency with a decent weapon as a cleric.
17:16 <Hydrazine> Because the martial weapon list is just better than the simple weapons.
17:46 <Erebus9997> Okay, thanks.
18:01 <Erebus9997> I'm mulling over my weapon.
18:33 <Hydrazine> Normal.
18:56 <Erebus9997> The favoured weapon of my deity, Yolana, is the Sai, but I'm not sure if that's what I want to use.
22:03 <Hydrazine> Sais do knda suck.
23:07 <Erebus9997> Yeah, I can see that.  But what to choose instead?  There are so many...
23:48 <Hydrazine> BEst advise is to first look at what you're proficient in.
25:51 <Erebus9997> Well, clerics are proficient in all simple weapons and dwarves are proficient in "battleaxes, heavy picks and warhammers".
26:12 <Wrothmonk> cleric with a battleaxe!
26:13 <Hydrazine> battleaxes and warhammers? Sounds good to me.
26:55 <Erebus9997> I'm looking at them now.
28:38 <Erebus9997> None of them are simple.
28:58 <Hydrazine> this falls under the rule specific trumps general.
29:21 <Hydrazine> if your dwarf race says you get proficiency in those weapons, you get them.
29:35 <Erebus9997> Okay, will do.
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36:31 <Hydrazine> G'day Falang.
37:20 <Falang> good morning..
39:14 <Hydrazine> Feel free to fire off more questions, Erebus. I like helping the new folks get set up, even if I don't actually play pathfinder very much.
40:33 <Erebus9997> That's nice of you.
40:49 <Erebus9997> What does the weight of a weapon affect?
43:13 <Wrothmonk> your carrying capacity? 
43:16 <Hydrazine> Not much really. Just how much you can lug around.
43:36 <Erebus9997> Right.
44:14 <Hydrazine> Carrying capacity mostly comes into effect for keeping really low-str PCs, usually spellcasters, from being just as effective as everyone else.
44:42 <Erebus9997> I see.
45:08 <Erebus9997> Do you think it would be better to go 2-handed or 1-handed?
45:13 <Hydrazine> I would suggest one handed.
45:51 <Erebus9997> For what reasons?  I want to understand this.
46:32 <Falang> curious about something.. traits.. I see you get two traits to start with, is that including racial traits?  is it two total, from all sources?
46:50 <Wrothmonk> racial traits are not "traits"
48:13 <Hydrazine> One handed weapons allow the use of a shield. They can be used while grappling, or climbing a ladder, and you can even swing them two handed if you really want to.
49:19 <Erebus9997> Sounds good.  Now I only need to choose between bludgeoning and slashing weapons.
51:17 <Hydrazine> Pick one to start. Theres no one weapon limit. You can carry half an armory if you're strong enough.
51:25 <Hydrazine> My fighter rocked around with like 6 weapons.
51:58 <Wrothmonk> One of my characters used to until I realized it was getting too ridiculous.
52:41 <Erebus9997> I've set my strength to 12.  There's a (+1) after that in the Total Ability Score, but I don't know what that means.
52:57 <Wrothmonk> that is your modifier
53:22 <Erebus9997> For when I level up?
53:27 <Wrothmonk> no...
53:40 <Erebus9997> Right, what then?
53:41 <Wrothmonk> STR checks use that modifier for example
53:56 <Wrothmonk> its what is actually used for stats
54:06 <Wrothmonk> you dont do 1d20+12 for a str check :P
54:15 <Wrothmonk> unless you're level 20 or something
54:26 <Erebus9997> Ah, I see how it's all working.
57:38 <Erebus9997> What goes in the Attack Bonus box?
57:47 <Wrothmonk> base attack bonus?
57:53 <Hydrazine> The actual str value is 12. Ever even number over 10 adds 1 more modifier, which is applied to everything you do that involves strength.
59:10 <Hydrazine> attack bonus is what you add to your die roll to hit things. Its base attack bonus from class and level, + str + other stuff if you have any.
59:24 <Hydrazine> chances are as a level 1, you don't have any other things.
00:00 <Wrothmonk> its dex if you have weapon finesse 
01:07 <Erebus9997> Okay, so probably none.
01:27 <Wrothmonk> check the cleric table for BAB
01:33 <Hydrazine> Well, you should have atleast a +1 from str.
01:54 <Erebus9997> Ah, this is complicated.
02:53 <Erebus9997> Cleric has +0 at level 1.
04:09 <Erebus9997> So, it'll be +1 from strength.
04:15 <Wrothmonk> yup
04:15 <Hydrazine> So you got +0 from cleric, +1 from str. And thats it.
04:27 <Wrothmonk> whats your full stat table btw?
05:31 <Erebus9997> 12, 10, 14, 16, 17, 7
05:58 <Wrothmonk> why so high int?
06:20 <Wrothmonk> also are you planning on hitting any opponents with spells?
06:39 <Erebus9997> I presumed clerics needed a high int.
06:46 <Erebus9997> Probably.
06:50 <Hydrazine> Most cleric offensives are either targeted saves or touch, Wroth.
06:51 <Wrothmonk> erm... no
06:58 <Wrothmonk> Oh
07:06 <Hydrazine> Clerics cast spells based on wisdom, not int.
07:50 <Erebus9997> Ah.
08:04 <Hydrazine> I mean, all the stats have their importance, but int doesn't really impact your ability to perform the cleric-specific functions.
08:29 <Mekkis> 7 cha is probably not a good idea, Erebus9997 
08:57 <Erebus9997> I was thinking about this:  "Skill Ranks Per Level: 2 + Int modifier."
09:43 <Mekkis> the opportunity cost between 14 and 16 is a lot
09:46 <Erebus9997> That's largely because I'm a dwarf, Mekkis.  What problems will this cause?
10:03 <Mekkis> the amount and effectiveness of your channeling
10:20 <Wrothmonk> clerics use wisdom?
10:25 <Erebus9997> Okay, I'll rearrange a little and tell you them again.
11:30 <Erebus9997> 12, 10, 14, 14, 18, 9
12:18 <Erebus9997> Less int, more wisdom, more cha.
15:22 <Hydrazine> That is a good point, Mekkis.
15:42 <Wrothmonk> wouldnt clerics use wis for the channeling though?
15:42 <Hydrazine> Take a look at the cleric channel divinity ability, Erebus.
15:57 <Hydrazine> No. Channeling isn't spellcasting. It used charisma.
16:34 <Wrothmonk> hrm.. I guess dwarf cleric doesnt work out too well then
17:58 <Falang> depends on if you're trying to munchkin or not!
19:30 <Wrothmonk> I think its optimizing at this point
19:42 <Wrothmonk> theres a fine line
19:56 <Erebus9997> Okay, so this might not be such a great idea...
20:42 <Falang> Hmm... sooo many feats.. what to choose.. what to choose..
21:15 <Wrothmonk> what do you want your character to do?
21:23 <Erebus9997> Should I continue anyway?  Maybe spend a bit more points on cha?
23:48 <Falang> It's my sorcerer. I'm taking toughness to.. well, toughen him up some.. I want him to be versatile.
24:01 <Falang> something to help in combat would probably be good
24:31 <Wrothmonk> Speaking from experiance melee sorcerer isnt all its cracked up to be
26:30 <Falang> well that wasn't a plan, but things don't go according to plan, last night for example :)
26:57 <Wrothmonk> Yes... Sorry about that, mediacom was being a bitch
27:18 <Falang> not an accusation towards you
27:34 <Wrothmonk> Oh?
27:41 <Falang> anyway, something to give him a bit more punch, magically or in hth/range.  I was thinking he'd throw daggers.
27:50 <Wrothmonk> Ah
27:53 <Wrothmonk> interesting idea.
28:25 <Falang> and maybe a spear, is a spear a simple weapon?
28:40 <Wrothmonk> I think so, not sure
29:14 <Falang> ah. point blank shot. that should do for throwing daggers yes?
29:30 <Wrothmonk> Have you looked at metamagic feats?
30:20 <Falang> not yet no, he'll just be 1st level
30:48 <Hydrazine> Sorc/wizard?
31:01 <Wrothmonk> sorcerer
31:13 <Falang> Sorc/Rogue i'm thinking actually.  starting as sorc, going up to rogue at 2nd level.
31:27 <Hydrazine> Hm. You could take weapon focus (ray)) if you use those a lot.
31:30 <Falang> probably sorc as primary class
31:41 <Wrothmonk> do ninja, not rogue 
31:57 <Hydrazine> Yes, a spear is a simple weapon.
32:18 <Falang> I'll have to read on ninja, this'll be his first session, I can decide that after..
32:43 <Falang> I think point blank shot is okay for starters.. unless I pick a ray spell for one of his 2.. let me peek at that..
32:46 <Hydrazine> I only recommend throwing weapons in a few particular circumstances.
33:15 <Hydrazine> Can't you just acid splash instead?
33:33 <Wrothmonk> thrown weapons would do more damage
34:22 <Falang> might not want to reveal I'm a spellcaster :)
34:51 <Hydrazine> And require actions to draw, suffer from shooting into melee penalties in most situations.
35:09 <Wrothmonk> acid splash is the same way with shooting into melee
35:36 <Hydrazine> is it touch ac or regular?
35:47 <Wrothmonk> hrm touch...
35:51 <Steven1> hey hey hey
35:58 <Falang> Rakshasha bloodline
35:58 <Wrothmonk> I see your point
36:31 <Falang> Hmm.. I guess I better find spells first..
39:41 <Falang> Hey steven
40:01 <Falang> Any suggestions for spells? 2x 1st level.  I was thinking one offensive and one utility
40:23 <Falang> too many damn books to go through and the 'lists' aren't that friendly
40:28 <Steven1> shield or mage armor for utility is not a bad choice
40:29 <Falang> maybe Sleep? hmm..
40:44 <Hydrazine> Sleep is a full round cast isn't it?
42:24 <Erebus9997> What starting skill points do you get?
43:01 <Wrothmonk> depends on class
44:01 <Erebus9997> So where do I find them?
44:33 <Hydrazine> should be on first or second page of cleric stuff.
45:42 <Erebus9997> 2 + Int modifier?
46:06 <Wrothmonk> yeah and you get that per level
46:23 <Erebus9997> Right.  Didn't know if that was for the first level as well.
47:52 <Falang> mage hand, ray of frost, detect magic, dancing lights..
49:47 <Wrothmonk> fun fact about mage hand, you can deflect arrows if you ready an action to use it.
49:59 <Falang> or haunted fey aspect.. that looks fun.
50:49 <Wrothmonk> arrows are UFOs, unattended flying objects :P
50:57 <Falang> mage hand, haunted fey aspect, ray of frost/acid orb, dancing lights..
51:09 <Wrothmonk> !spell haunted fey aspect
51:11 <diebot> Wrothmonk, HAUNTED FEY ASPECT illusion (glamer[]) bard 0, sorcerer/wizard 0 1 standard action Range: Personal You Comp: S Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save:  SR:
51:12 <diebot> You surround yourself with disturbing illusions, making you look and sound like a bizarre, insane fey creature. You gain DR 1/cold iron against a single opponent until the end of the spell, or until you take damage.
52:07 <Falang> I'm sure that would make intimidation fun
52:27 <Wrothmonk> doesnt give a bonus but if you are willing to burn the spell slots
52:42 <Mekkis> the "wolverine" aspect of sorcerer's intimidation is always fun
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52:56 <Mort-> Hi
52:59 <Wrothmonk> Hello
53:02 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, doesn't give a _listed_ bonus. Chances are, there'll be a +2 circumstance bonus in there somewhere
53:04 <Mekkis> hi
53:08 <Falang> !spell shock shield
53:08 <diebot> Falang, SHOCK SHIELD abjuration ([electricity, force]) alchemist 1, magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minutes/level (D) Save:  SR:
53:09 <diebot> This spell creates an invisible shield similar to but not as strong as the shield spell. This shield hovers in front of you and negates magic missile attacks directed at you. The disk provides a +2 shield bonus to AC. This bonus applies against incorporeal touch attacks. At any time, as a free action, you may dismiss your shield, at which point it
53:09 <diebot> deals 1d6 points of electrical damage to all creatures within a 5-foot burst, including you. A Reflex saving throw halves the damage.
53:18 <Wrothmonk> Mort, have you heard about my munchkin character?
53:29 <Mort-> Ok sleepy dm is now taking a train to the venue
53:41 <Mort-> I woke up late so later i have to run
53:49 <Mort-> Haven't had breakfast yet
53:53 <Falang> errrr. yeah, I can shock myself. that'll be fun.
53:57 <Mort-> How munchkin
53:58 <Falang> who teh hell would want that?!
53:59 <Mekkis> your monk/sorcerer?
54:15 <Wrothmonk> yES
54:19 <Wrothmonk> Named wroth
54:21 <Wrothmonk> :P
54:25 <Mort-> How munchkin is it
54:31 <Mekkis> I fail to see how that's at all munchkin. It just seems stupid
54:33 <Wrothmonk> Wis is the casting stat
54:34 <Mort-> I'm immune to address.
54:38 <Falang> that's like casting shocking grasp while masturbating, no thanks..
54:40 <Mort-> Oh that's common
54:57 <Wrothmonk> :(
55:16 <Wrothmonk> casting stat = armor
55:27 <Mekkis> caster levels = behind
55:42 <Mekkis> spell levels = at least 2 levels behind
55:57 <Falang> !spell flare
55:58 <diebot> Falang, FLARE evocation ([light]) bard 0, druid 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)  Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
55:58 <diebot> This cantrip creates a burst of light. If you cause the light to burst in front of a single creature, that creature is dazzled for 1 minute unless it makes a successful Fortitude save. Sightless creatures, as well as creatures already dazzled, are not affected by flare.
56:00 <Mekkis> effectiveness - potentially trivial
56:24 <Mort-> What's wrong with using wis as your casting stat
56:29 <Mekkis> nothing
56:40 <Mekkis> what's wrong is trying to multiclass sorcerer and monk
57:24 <Mort-> Moths
57:25 <Mort-> Nothing
57:29 <Mort-> Or di
57:32 <Mort-> Dip
57:36 <Steven1> hey if he wants to make a sorc/monk you shouldnt discourage that mekkis
57:55 <Falang> sooo.. mage armor.. and one offensive spell. magic missile or sleep?
58:05 <Wrothmonk> magic missile
58:06 <Mort-> Freedom of expression
58:07 <Mekkis> If I want to disagree with you, Steven1, you shouldn't discourage it.
58:13 <Mort-> Freedom of spreech
58:31 <Mort-> Freedom to be a mur and roll your d20s without persecution
58:49 <Steven1> wrong mekkis, i can discourage you disagreeing with me
58:59 <Wrothmonk> and i discourage you both being silly
59:00 <Mekkis> freedom to call someone who uses cheese a cheesemonkey
59:09 <Mekkis> Steven1, feel free to
59:25 <Steven1> see im fine with you calling people a cheesemonkey
59:44 <Steven1> but you shouldnt discourage him from making new characters, thats bad pfs policy
59:52 <Erebus9997> Do you get 1 feat to start with?
00:03 <Mekkis> yeah, but I'm not a representative of PFS policy, like you are.
00:11 <Wrothmonk> one feat every other level starting at 1
00:14 <Falang> Sleep and Silent Image. screw magic armor.
00:33 <Mort->  Don't call me a cheese
00:39 <Erebus9997> Okay.
00:58 <Wrothmonk> you also get bonus feats if you are A: a monk, B: a fighter, or C: a human
01:02 <Mort-> My vc has officially stamped me not cheese. Very furry and adorable lemur
01:13 <Steven1> false mekkis anyone who plays pfs is a representative of PFS.
01:34 <Mort-> Fking train slow today
01:48 <Mort-> Im going to run later when i hit station so ill turn off chat
01:57 <Mekkis> We call it a "volunteer of the Paizo Marketing Department"
02:01 <Falang> 0: mage hand, haunted fey aspect, acid orb, dancing lights  1: Silent Image, Sleep.
02:06 <Mort-> Chatting reduces your move speed to 20
02:07 <Falang> there, thoughts?
02:18 <Mekkis> whose views and opinions do not necessarily reflect that of Paizo.
02:20 <Mort-> Mekkis do you want me to comment,g
02:23 <Steven1> methinks im gonna go get some fooooooooooooooooods
02:24 <Wrothmonk> detect magic?
02:29 <Mekkis> yes, Mort- 
02:35 <Mekkis> I always want you to comment
02:40 <Mort-> Falang - what kind of sorcerer are you playing
02:43 <Mort-> As in person
02:45 <Steven1> yeah mort comment away
02:50 <Falang> I wanted detect magic, but.. this make me pretty well rounded in any situation.
02:54 <Steven1> everyone likes comments
03:02 <Steven1> except comment haters
03:07 <Mort-> Then you brand me a cheese and get me crated :(
03:30 <Mort-> What's haunted fey aspect
03:38 <Falang> !spell haunted fey aspect
03:38 <diebot> Falang, HAUNTED FEY ASPECT illusion (glamer[]) bard 0, sorcerer/wizard 0 1 standard action Range: Personal You Comp: S Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save:  SR:
03:39 <diebot> You surround yourself with disturbing illusions, making you look and sound like a bizarre, insane fey creature. You gain DR 1/cold iron against a single opponent until the end of the spell, or until you take damage.
03:41 <Wrothmonk> makes you look like a fey on crack
03:42 <Mort-> I think falang is a gnome
03:56 <Steven1> Mort, dont worry i wont let mekkis crate you for cheesing, and i fully support your cheese!
04:03 <Falang> Nope, human. but he'll enjoy illusions and trickery rather than brute force.
04:05 <Mort-> I'm not cheese
04:06 <Mekkis> Mort-, just because I brand you cheese, doesn't mean I don't want your comments
04:06 * Wrothmonk likes eating cheese
04:13 * Mekkis is eating cheese
04:20 <Mort-> Vc has said i am not cheese
04:27 * Mekkis typically brings two blocks of cheese to conventions.
04:29 <Mort-> I am an adorable and fluffy mur
04:39 <Mekkis> they're not mutually exclusive
04:49 <Steven1> ^this
04:50 <Mort-> Themetically correct
05:04 <Mort-> But warn you that silent image is very gm dependent
05:11 <Mekkis> you also don't think that a level 2 wizard with 7 str and 22 int isn't cheesy, which makes me think you're not very qualified to judge...
05:15 <Mort-> Can either be awesome or crap
05:24 <Mort-> I believe in freedom of expression
05:36 <Falang> oh the game starts at 11am?  that's 9 my time I guess.. I still have 2 hours to kill, this character is almost done! whew.
05:44 <Mort-> Since that is his way of expressing his character he is free to do what he wants
05:46 <Mort-> Nope
05:59 <Mekkis> yes
06:00 <Mort-> Starts in 55 min if i can get to game place on time
06:03 <Steven1> falang, it starts in an hour
06:04 <Mekkis> he's free to do what he wants
06:07 <Mort-> You're talking to your gm more
06:09 <Mort-> Now
06:20 <Wrothmonk> no... its listed as two hours away on the website
06:23 <Mekkis> he isn't free to not be called a cheesemonkey
06:28 <Mort-> Who is preparing a scroll of expedious retreat
06:38 <Mort-> 11 am auz is 9 am my time
06:43 <Steven1> the GM, Mort, has just said it starts in an hour.
06:46 <Mort-> Which is 54 min per way
06:48 <Wrothmonk> alright
06:49 <Mort-> Away
07:04 <Wrothmonk> but I would like to point out there is a guy coming in two hours to see if there is an open spot
07:06 <Mort-> But no worries i can always start later :p
07:09 <Falang> it also says all times are AEST in the topic
07:16 <Falang> tsk tsk..
07:18 <Mort-> Give me a chance to have breakfast haha
07:30 <Mort-> You know the story about hungry gms?
07:33 <Falang> ditto, no breakfast yet.. guess I better do the equipment..
07:40 <Mort-> They tpk the party!
07:44 <Steven1> yeah.... breakfast time.
07:56 <Mort-> You always need to get on the gms good side
08:36 <Mort-> Train is fking slow today. Bet its the weather
09:15 <Mort-> And oh mekkis every one is free to express himself on the condition he doesmt harm others
09:39 <Mekkis> sure, and calling a cheesemonkey a cheesemonkey shouldn't harm them
09:51 <Mort-> He should not be descriminated against for what he does
09:57 <Mekkis> it's not discrimination
10:00 <Mort-> Its harming his feelings
10:05 <Mekkis> and of course he should be
10:06 <Mort-> So its called harm.
10:34 <Mort-> Anyway i give this lecture to all our sg pathfinders.
10:36 <Mekkis> that's like me robbing your house, and when the cops come, say "I shouldn't be discriminated against for what I've done"
10:39 <Mort-> And I'm famous locally
10:42 <Mort-> Really
11:08 <Mekkis> of course it's discrimination
11:09 <Mort-> Absolutely famous
11:17 <Mekkis> you're famous here too
11:39 <Mort-> Nah i have a better reputation locally
12:01 <Mekkis> depends if you think "unrepentant powergamer" is a good reputation
12:05 <Mort-> Its a running gag about don't worry if you're playing a game with mort
12:13 <Mort-> She will rescue you!
12:22 <Mort-> Aw that's so sweet!
12:47 <Mort-> And there's a term called "real mort"
13:09 * Mort- is a happy fluffed up mur
15:11 <Mort-> I like my vc.
15:15 <Mort-> He is fluffy.
15:34 <Mort-> He showed me what its like to be accepted
15:43 <Mort-> And not descrimiminated against
16:44 <Mekkis> I think your definition of discrimination is too broad
16:50 <Mekkis> and your definition of cheese is too narrow
17:24 <Mort-> Now don't spoil my fluffy mood
17:34 <Mekkis> I'm not trying to
17:47 <Mort-> i mean my vc is fair. He said no tiefling tails on rods
18:09 <Mekkis> ask him if he thinks a level 2 wizard with 7 str and 22 int is cheesy
18:35 <Mort-> Ask him on his weight limit
18:44 <Mort-> And drop him a shadow
18:51 <Mort-> He ain't cheese now
19:19 <Mekkis> I gave his sheet the full-audit
20:31 <Mort-> Go ahead.
20:48 <Mort-> We had a fs2 party with door troubles
21:04 <Mort-> Because our tank was a dervish dance bard
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24:05 <Steven1> alright im back
24:07 <Steven1> i have breakfast
25:22 <Steven1> and you know mekkis, powergaming is a lot like driving, anyone going slower than you are is worthless and anyone going faster than you are is a crazy bastard.
25:45 <Mekkis> perhaps. And yet there is still a speed limit
26:43 <Steven1> Theres also one in PFS
27:01 <Steven1> Synthesists exceeded the limit and got banned.
28:00 <Mort-> Enough yaking
28:09 <Mort-> expeditious retreat time
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28:23 <Steven1> but yaking is fun
29:31 <Steven1> this breakfast hot pocket is actually pretty decent.
29:48 <Falang> starting hp is max?
30:47 <Steven1> yes
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31:08 <Steven1> hey the wroth guy is back
31:22 <Mekkis> let's start headbanging :P
31:33 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@101.119.4BC00E.3E9C67
31:34 Avatar has kicked lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll from #d&d (bye)
31:38 * Steven1 headbangs like he is from the 80s
31:47 * Steven1 is actually from the 80s
32:02 <Mekkis> vodaphone user
32:49 <Falang> still need a feat for this guy.. hrm..
33:03 <Mekkis> sorcerer?
33:23 <Falang> yeah
33:24 <Steven1> spell focus, toughness
33:28 <Falang> got toughness
33:34 <Steven1> dodge
33:46 <Mekkis> antagonise
33:50 <Falang> !feat spell focus
33:50 <diebot> Falang, SPELL FOCUS [] Choose a school of magic. Any spells you cast of that school are more difficult to resist.
33:51 <diebot> Benefit:  Add +1 to the Difficulty Class for all saving throws against spells from the school of magic you select.
33:51 <diebot> Special:  You can gain this feat multiple times. Its effects do not stack. Each time you take the feat, it applies to a new school of magic. Source: Core
33:53 <Falang> sweet
33:56 <Steven1> dont listen to mekkis
34:12 <Steven1> antagonize is not something you want right now
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37:38 <Steven1> what else would be good
38:03 <Steven1> if you plan on going with an elemental blasting type character elemental focus might not be a bad choice
39:04 <Steven1> oh, your a sorc so expanded arcana
39:40 <Steven1> but you are 1st level
39:56 <Steven1> which means two cantrips... so probably not very good
39:58 <Falang> he won't be a blaster, more illusions and trickery with useful spells. rakshasa bloodline.
41:02 <Steven1> oh, yeah well spell focus: Illusions
41:21 <Falang> two cantrips?
41:35 <Steven1> theres a prestige class dealing mostly in illusions
41:43 <Steven1> orisions
41:49 <Steven1> level 0 spells
41:57 <Falang> probably not something I'd focus on that much to take a prestige class
42:06 <Falang> they're just multipurpose
42:56 <Steven1> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/s-z/veiled-illusionist
46:31 <Steven1> be aware, phanasmal killer is an illusion spell
46:42 <Steven1> so illusions can be deadly
50:33 <Mekkis> and colour spray
51:06 <Steven1> yeah color spray is a bitch
51:55 <Steven1> did i tell you guys about the GM i made go back and run the scenario as written for First Steps P1?  the color spraying sorc
52:17 <Steven1> i feel like i may have
52:33 <Steven1> dude was pissed i robbed him of his TPK
53:51 <Falang> I considered color spray, but.. silent image is more useful long term
53:52 <Steven1> it feels like less than 12hrs ago i was playing pfs
53:59 <Falang> you were :P
54:07 <Falang> well, GM'ing at least
54:20 <Steven1> yeah that shit was rough
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55:20 <Steven1> when i tpk'd my step brother it was because the scythe weilding guy had whirlwinded dropping two people, and the rogue went invis
55:23 <kinevon> Howdy
55:34 <Mort-> Back
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55:59 <Steven1> and the dude was like give up or i Coup this dude
56:20 <Steven1> and the rogue was like, eat a dick
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56:24 <Mort> all right people skype addresses
56:32 <Mort> Im doing ito n skype the connection portal to CA is:
56:38 <kinevon> kinevon
56:50 <Steven1> so the guy was like, okay coup... put his scythe at the next neck... give up or i coup
57:00 <Steven1> at which point the rogue was like okay i give up
57:06 <Mort> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info
57:07 <Mort> Port 4
57:09 <Mort> 4001
57:32 <Steven1> whos all playing?
58:06 <kinevon> I'm signed up
58:29 <Falang> me.. 
59:17 <Steven1> Okay what are you guys playing?
59:55 <Steven1> wrothmonk you here?
59:59 <Wrothmonk> yes
00:07 <Steven1> so what characters do you guys have?
00:19 <Mort> gimme a moment
00:22 <Mort> quick gobbling pancakes
00:27 <Mort> you dont want a hungry gm to tpk you all right? :P
00:31 <kinevon> Planning on a Bard
00:37 <Falang> still kinda eating here too
00:38 <Steven1> go ahead and eat, we will figure out party composition
00:38 <Wrothmonk> I have a magus and a tripping monk.
00:42 <Falang> sorc as you know.
00:49 <Hydrazine> Monks do LSD?
00:56 <Wrothmonk> i KNEW THAT WAS COMING
00:59 <Wrothmonk> I*
01:08 <Taskuhecate> hey all
01:08 <Wrothmonk> he trips other people
01:16 <Falang> Hmm.. let me reset my internet before it resets itself..
01:20 <Falang> brb.
01:25 <Wrothmonk> Hello
01:36 <Taskuhecate> ^^  what's up?
01:51 <Wrothmonk> getting ready to play a game
02:02 <Taskuhecate> awesome
02:06 <Mort> huichun.li
02:09 <Taskuhecate> guess I popped in a bit late  XD
02:21 <Wrothmonk> nah the gm is gobbling pancakes
02:27 <Wrothmonk> if you got a character ready you can play
02:35 <Wrothmonk> ohgoddamnit
02:42 <Wrothmonk> just realised I didnt pick a faction out for my monk
02:50 <Taskuhecate> hrm - last time I played her I was told I couldn't play her in society yet - I don't quite own the books yet
02:51 <Taskuhecate> m'poor
02:59 <Taskuhecate> otherwise, she's society-legal
03:01 <Mort> yes gm is gobblin pancakes.
03:07 <Mort> gobllin gobbie panckakes
03:16 <Mort> sorry gobblin pancakes gobbie style
03:20 <Taskuhecate> sound delicious
03:23 <Taskuhecate> *sounds
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03:35 <Taskuhecate> how long would you guys play for?
03:44 <Wrothmonk> 6 hours average
03:52 kinevon is now known as Mac
03:56 <Taskuhecate> eessh, maybe I should sit this one out
03:59 <Taskuhecate> m'tired as hell tonight
04:01 <Mort> add me to skype
04:05 <Mort> huichun.li
04:06 <Taskuhecate> me?
04:10 <Mort> those playin
04:16 <Taskuhecate> ah  xD
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09:49 <Mort> ok
09:52 <Mort> one msising worthmonk
09:54 <Mort> one missing steven
10:07 <Mac> Still missing Falang, too
10:15 <Mort> ye
11:02 <Mac> Okay, Skype is back up for me.
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11:37 <Mort> ok one steven, one worthmonk
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11:41 <Mort> falang your skype pls
11:45 <Mort> worthmonk your skype pls
11:51 <Wrothmonk> steven is still split
11:57 <Wrothmonk> wrothmonk
12:01 <Wrothmonk> as always
13:25 <Mort> begining call..
13:55 <Mort> now one falang, one steven
13:58 <Mort> and we are set to go adventuring
14:07 <Mort> is this your first adventure on your cahracters worth and kinevon?
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14:17 <Ashar> skype is celestitech
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16:48 <Wrothmonk> I can bring a maneuver master monk specializing in tripping, or a magus with a bastard sword
17:08 <Wrothmonk> What can you guys bring?
17:14 <Mac> I am running a Bard, so I am support.
18:10 <Mac> First game for this PC.
18:52 <Mort> k
18:56 <Mort> so wheres steven geezus
20:01 <Mac> AFK for a minute.
21:34 <Mac> BAK
23:06 <Mort> ashar
23:08 <Mort> I sent you ivnite
23:28 <Mort> sorry it took so long, thought I oculd send it straight
23:43 * Mort slaps Ashar around a bit with a large trout
23:44 <Ashar> k..
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24:06 * Mort slaps Ashar around a bit with a large trout
24:09 * Mort slaps Ashar around a bit with a large trout
24:11 <Ashar> ?
24:11 * Mort slaps Ashar around a bit with a large trout
24:16 <Mort> accept my inviteo n skype
24:18 <Ashar> sent me invite to what?
24:20 <Mort> then i can add you to group call
24:20 <Ashar> I did
24:23 <Mort> eh
24:24 <Mort> k
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24:49 <Mort> steven your turn now
25:03 <Steven> hey, im dealing with a server split
25:15 <Mort> steven i need your skype
25:23 <Steven> coraith
26:06 <Mort> incoming
26:27 <Mort> everyone ready on skype?
26:31 <Ashar> yeah
26:36 <Steven> yeah
26:40 <Wrothmonk> yes
26:44 <Steven> my dog is barking
26:54 <Mac> Yes
26:57 <Steven> so ive muted my mic
27:21 * Steven raises hand!
27:22 <Mort> whos been in pathfinder society before
27:27 <Mac> I have
27:39 <Steven> Yes, I have done two missions
27:41 <Mac> New PC, but in Andoran.
27:49 <Steven> I have a clw wand
27:53 <Steven> hmmmm....
27:53 <Mort> steven character name?
27:54 <Mac> Nice
27:56 <Steven> lets go with crant
27:58 Steven is now known as Crant
28:22 <Mac> Mac does not speak Draconic
28:22 <Crant> btw, this is my Fetchling Loremaster
28:27 <Crant> i am uploading the sheet now
28:41 Wrothmonk is now known as Wroth
28:51 <Ashar> Mort, put me down for draconic.
28:55 <Mort> k
29:03 <Wroth> same with my monk
29:05 <Mac> My sheet is on the site.
29:24 <Mort> All of you are sitting in the Grand Lodge, having being summoned to the place by Venture Captain Drendle Dreng.
29:54 <Mac> If it's Drandle Dreng, may I run away now?
29:58 <Mort> no.
30:01 <Mort> I lyk him
30:08 <Mac> And is it 2 am?
30:10 <Mort> no
30:13 <Mort> its daytime. for once.
30:53 <Wroth> "I am Wroth. I'm good at tripping people"
31:21 <Crant> "I'm Crant.  I do what I do."
31:48 <Crant> you notice the character has ashen skin, and is not human.
32:05 * Wroth is human
32:11 <Crant> I am a Fetchling.
32:26 <Crant> Used my boon on this character
32:29 <Mort> "You there you new recruits, or pathfinder wannabes. I have a task for you."
32:31 <Mort> the sorc can
32:40 * Mort sighs
32:47 * Crant tries to stealth away
33:06 <Crant> !throw 1d20+6 @mort
33:06 <Mac> True
33:19 <Mac> I could UMD it, but the odds are not good.
33:45 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 perception @mort
34:07 <Crant> it keeps bouncing my sheet back at me
34:19 <Mort> "I have a GNOME sitting in the other room, and while those flibbertybuggers are always up to something, this Gnome belongs to the important Gibwob Family. They own Adventurer's R us, and they are very important to us"
34:44 <Mac> Short and sweet?
34:50 <Wroth> "Adventurer's R us, seriously?"
34:53 <Mort> "Now I dont know what fools errand this gnome has for you, but humor his request"
34:58 * Ashar snorts
35:26 * Crant from the shadows, "I will do what I can."
35:34 <Mort> "Consider this part of your pathfinder initiation in handling delicate situations"
35:43 <Mort> He shows you into another room with a Gnome
35:45 <Mac> \me rolls eyes
35:51 <Mort> The Gnome has pink hair, blue eyes, and is wearing a green robe
35:54 * Mac rolls eyes
36:05 * Wroth is slightly startled by all the color
36:05 <Mort> he is sitting on a stool reading a book "Tales of Monsumner the brave, by Beedle the bard"
36:25 <Mort> skype down
36:34 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Kn Local @mort
36:55 <Mort> yes he looks like the son of the great Alchemist Workom Gibwob..
37:03 <Mort> Who owns Adventuer's R us right down the road
37:32 <Mort> knowledge history pls.
37:43 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Kn Hist @mort
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37:53 <Mort> you dont know anything about hte book
38:12 <Crant> woot woot, finally submitted successfully
38:12 <Falang> (I'm getting really bad call quality! can't hear a thing now, call me again?)
38:16 <Crant> Mort does he spot me?
38:19 <Mort> he doesnt
38:28 <Mort> going to reset call
38:51 <Crant> i can hear you fine
38:56 <Falang> Nope, still horrible. sounds like cats having an orgy
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39:09 <Mort> falang you want to host the call?
39:16 <Ashar> probably not best, no!
39:18 <Mort> falang just invite everyone?
39:20 <Mort> or how?
39:21 <Ashar> thai internet is nothing to brag about
39:24 <Mort> does anyone else wnat to host the call?
39:36 <Mac> I can try.
39:39 <Mort> k mac do it
39:43 <Mort> add everyone and lest go
39:45 <Mort> Im SG internets
40:15 <Crant> mort, it finally accepted my sheet and should be uploaded to site
40:21 <Crant> I can hear
40:23 <Mort> The gnome spots all of you(except for Crant) as you walk into the room and looks up from the book he is reading
40:48 <Mort> "Oh my noble adventurers, you have now arrived in response to my fervent plea for help"
40:58 <Wroth> "noble?"
40:59 <Mort> "Please assist me, for you are my only hope"
41:01 * Mac bows to the gnome
41:05 * Wroth looks around for noble adventurers 
41:05 <Mort> then he gives you puppy eyes..
41:07 * Ashar rolls his eyes under his deep hood
41:17 <Crant> (save me obe wan kanobe you're my only hope)
41:19 * Wroth sees none
41:25 <Ashar> (you beat me to it Crant!)
41:35 <Wroth> I believe we were all thinking thaat
41:38 <Crant> (i love it!)
41:39 <Wroth> at least
41:45 <Mort> "I have heard of a tower around absalom, and I believe that...a certain battle has taken place down there"
42:01 <Mort> "I believe my ancestor was down there..about..500 years ago"
42:18 <Mort> "I wish you to find..anything you can about him"
42:29 <Mort> "whether he has been in the tower before"
42:41 <Crant> stepping out of the shadows, "Find your ancestors remains.  Anything else."
42:50 <Mort> "Here's the passage...in the book that says about his travels"
43:02 <Mort> He rode upon his noble steed with a blade of light in hand
43:02 <Mort> He traveled far and wide, through many different lands
43:03 <Mort> When he found evil, he would bring it down
43:03 <Mort> And then he would go back victorious and triumphant into town
43:13 <Mort> No magic could turn him from his path 
43:14 <Mort> For the goddess guided his way
43:14 <Mort> The Goddess hand shielded from evil magics
43:14 <Mort> That would keep him at bay
43:22 <Mort> Then an evil wizard came around and declared the lands his to take
43:22 <Mort> Filled with righteous fury Monsumner rode, for the world was at stake
43:23 <Mort> He challenged the wizard in his tower to come fight him on the ground 
43:23 <Mort> The wizard laughed and told him to go slinking back to town
43:26 <Ashar> (oh, what was the address for CA?)
43:33 <Mort> Fearless Monsumner charged into the tower
43:34 <Mort> To fight the wizard in his bastion of power
43:34 <Mort> They fought for a day and a night
43:34 <Mort> Until the wizard became desperate
43:34 <Mort> The wizard called upon hell’s might, 
43:34 <Mort> And the Earth began to shiver and shake
43:34 <Mort> The tower fell, crumbling down
43:34 <Mort> Leaving great destruction in its wake.
43:36 <Mort> Ill pass you later
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43:47 <Mort> And what happened to Monsumner brave and his villaneous foe?
43:48 <Mort> Many ponder upon speculate upon their fates, but to this day, none truly know
44:10 <Mac> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info Port 4001
44:57 <cal12321> hay all im new to pathfinder can enyone help
45:03 <Mort> youre coming in?
45:06 <Mort> were in a game atm
45:16 <cal12321> ok sorry 
45:23 <Goya> I'm afraid you're in the middle of a game Mac - but the folks here are generally OVERLY helpful. =) 
45:35 <Mort> cal12321/
45:37 <Mort> k
45:41 <cal12321> ill just watch
45:41 <Goya> Sorry *call
45:58 <Mort> He shows you a picture of a gnome riding a unicorn(with a symbol on its forehead)
46:15 <Mac> Like an Eidolon?
46:22 <Crant> "There are beasts like that on this plane?"
46:55 <Mort> The gnome is clad in armor, holding out a jackal symbol at his neck. and it shows like a ray of (something) being directed and bounced off by the holy symbol
47:07 <Mort> "Anything is possible in this world"
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47:25 <Mort> "Will you help me, my brave adventuers?"
47:33 <Wroth> "Sure, why not."
47:35 <Mort> "Ill reward you handsomely, dont worry"
47:37 <Mac> Certainly.
47:45 <Mac> "Certainly."
47:49 <Crant> "Good... I appreciate rewards."
47:55 <Mort> "500 gp per piece, for any news of my ancestor"
48:04 <Mort> "Go now, and may the gods be with you"
48:16 <Mort> he gives you a hopeful look.
48:19 <Crant> nope
48:27 <Mort> Drendle Dreng is waiting outside the door..
48:35 <Mort> (your chronicle sheets will still be normal, just for fluff reasons)
48:38 <Crant> I will stalk over to dreng
48:56 <Ashar> "Are you seeking artifacts? Anything specific?"
49:07 <Mort> none in this
49:11 <Crant> no faction missions for this scenario
49:23 <Mac> Is CA up?
49:27 <Mort> "Now that Gnome - Anything you find in the tower other then what he told you to retrieve belongs to the Pathfinder society"
49:29 <Mort> CA is up
49:30 <Mort> is there a problem
49:56 <Crant> i stop off at the Society mercantile store and pick up a wand of CLW
50:01 <Mac> Yeah, I am not able to connect to it.
50:02 <Mort> Oh yes I forgot something lol
50:03 <Mort> kk wait
50:28 <Ashar> (Crant how much is one of those?)
50:47 <Crant> two prestige points as thats what im purchasing it with
50:51 <Mac> (750 gp or 2 PP)
51:09 <Mac> (gp version requires 9 Fame, however.)
51:40 <Mort> gimme a moment
51:42 <Mort> eh fixing CA
51:57 <Wroth> is it possible to purchase potions without any fame or are they too much?
51:58 <Mort> k done
52:00 <Mort> I tink its working
52:01 <Crant> before stepping outside into the bright light of day
52:03 <Mort> you can purhcase
52:03 <Wroth> ip?
52:14 <Mort> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info
52:14 <Mort> Port 4001
52:24 <Mort> works?
52:24 <Mac> 1st and 0th level potions are Always Available.
52:34 <Crant> i cover myself in a very thick hooded cloak
52:51 <Mort> any issues connectin to CA?
52:58 <Wroth> nope
53:01 <Mac> Connected, now
53:04 <Ashar> not so far
53:12 <Mort> "Also we have had some human going in that direction, and he hasnt come back for a while. If you can find him that would be a bonus"
53:22 <Mort> He sends you on your way
53:27 <Crant> also pick up some alchemists fire and a potion or two
53:31 <Mort> k
53:38 <Wroth> how much is a CLW potion then?
53:43 <Mort> 50 gp
53:45 <Mac> 50 gp
53:47 <Wroth> nice
53:49 <Mort> just wahck up crants wand really
53:55 <Mort> he has 50 charges, pass it all around
54:01 <Mort> anything you want to do before you elave town?
54:14 <Mort> The ruined tower directions you knwo where it is, 
54:17 <Wroth> I'll buy a LCW potion for backup
54:19 <Wroth> CLW*
54:27 <Mac> Nope, I am already as equipped as I can afford.
54:30 <Mort> I expect you to keep track of your own hps..
54:34 <Mort> Ill kepe track of hte monsters
55:07 <Crant> if crant will let people borrow it bwahahahahahaah
55:20 <Wroth> no evil man
56:09 <Mac> I am connected, but no map is visible, yet.
56:14 <Mort> outside, map 1
56:19 <Crant> i would like to stealth
56:26 <Mort> can you see ground flor?
56:27 <Mort> in the tabs?
56:35 <Wroth> I see three dots
56:37 <Wroth> nothing else
56:38 <Mort> what do you see on the CA
56:44 <Wroth> on map 1
56:49 <Mort> resyncing
56:49 <Mac> It is there, but no background, just three gray dots.
56:51 <Mort> reconnect
56:52 <Ashar> I'll stealth too
57:01 <Mort> its 50 by 50
57:03 <Mort> are you scrolling up?
57:25 <Crant> its currently loading map for me
57:26 <Mort> I see the 3 white dots too but do you see the background?
57:32 <Mort> ok keep waiting on loading maps
57:43 <Crant> Yes, it is now loaded
57:47 <Mort> all see the map?
58:08 <Mort> reconnect
58:24 <Mort> disconnect, reconnectto IP given
58:29 <Mort> ipv4.nl.ti4200.info
58:30 <Mort> Port 4001
58:48 <Mort> any map?
58:53 <Mort> no map?
59:06 <Mort> 2.2..
59:10 <Mort> tell you waht
59:13 <Mort> who cant see the map
59:21 <Mort> Ill send you on gmail, and you can paste it on your background yourself
59:34 <Mac> [email protected]
59:36 <Mort> who cant see map, pls gmail
59:46 <Wroth> [email protected]
59:58 <Mort> paste it yourself, the offset is 0/0, size 25
00:00 <Mort> for all the mapz
00:02 <Ashar> Might want to put the link to CA in the topic, and the currently suggested version
00:27 <Crant> Mort, i would like my Color to be Pink.  I have to go AFK my dog just fell down.
01:08 <Mac> Waiting for the email. Blue, if possible, for Mac, please.
01:15 <Wroth> brown for me
01:17 <Mort> uploading mapz
01:20 <Mort> k
01:28 <Mort> your maps r sent
01:31 <Mac> Thanks
01:39 <Wroth> got em
01:50 <Mort> Blue M
01:53 <Mort> and browth W?
02:12 <Mort> Falang?
02:19 <Wroth> got the map up now
02:24 <Mac> Got it up.
02:29 <Wroth> didnt even need to paste in
02:32 <Mort> falang
02:32 <Mort> ?
02:39 <Mort> Ashar What colour R u
03:05 <Mort> any issues iwth your position?
03:24 <Wroth> I'm good
03:25 <Mort> The ruined siege castle now being called the Fallen Fortress rises out of the churned Earth of hte Carinlands.
03:34 <Mort> No Doors or windows mar the ohterwise smooth expanse of the tower's walls
03:40 <Mort> Ground Floor dude
04:05 <Mort> The tower is qatrefoil in plan, its eastern wing has largely collapsed, exposing the interior walls to open air
04:20 <Mort> Only the topmost level seems whole, though its eastern portion hangs precariously over te mountain of rubble left by the ocollapse
04:33 <Mort> At the ground level, the rubble frames a gaping hole in te side of hte building that provides acess to hte towers darken interior
04:36 <Mort> ok who wants to be in front
04:44 <Wroth> me
05:06 <Wroth> yes
05:32 * Wroth will hava a kama out
05:41 <Mac> Mac has his shortbow out.
05:45 * Ashar is armed with his throwing knives
05:54 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7
05:55 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
06:00 <Mac> !r 1d20+5 Perception
06:08 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 Perception
06:08 <diebot> Mac, Perception: [1d20=11] 16
06:14 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
06:14 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
07:01 <Ashar> It's broad daylight correct?
07:03 <Mort> daylight
07:05 <Mort> its morning dudes.
07:24 <Mac> And that wall is open in front of us?
07:31 <Mort> Mac and Worth see 3 shapes in the distance
07:42 <Mort> 4 legged
08:04 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 know nature
08:04 <diebot> Mac, know nature: [1d20=8] 10
08:10 <Mort> Urm they are Dawgs
08:18 <Mort> They look HUNGRY..
08:30 <Mort> yes roll init
08:38 <Mort> those who rolled above 15 get surprise round
08:38 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
08:39 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
08:43 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
08:44 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=2] 5
08:46 <Mac> !roll 1d20+6 Initiative
08:47 <dicebot> Mac, Initiative: [1d20=16] 22
08:50 <Mort> all my dawgs will move on same init
08:53 <Mort> because I dont want to track all 3 lol
09:06 <Mort> !throw 1d20+1 init
09:06 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=3] 4
09:08 <Wroth> thats fine by me
09:20 <Mort> ok Mac you ahve a surprise round
09:20 <Mort> what are you going to do wiht the dawgs
09:25 <Wroth> let them out!
09:26 <Wroth> :P
09:37 <Mac> Start orating (Inspire Courage)
10:02 <Mort> I suggest you dont trip dawgs.
10:03 <Mort> hard to trip
10:03 <Mort> lol
10:10 <Wroth> i HAVE A TRIP OF +9 MAN
10:11 <Wroth> I*
10:13 <Mort> wrothmonk..
10:16 <Mort> surprise orund what do you do
11:19 <Mort> wrothmonk
11:22 <Mort> youre not wearing armor right?
11:26 <Wroth> no armor
11:40 <Wroth> 30 ft
12:50 <Mort> everyone who beats them in init pls take your turn
12:59 <Mort> surprise round over
13:15 <Mort> mac
14:17 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
14:17 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
14:28 <Mac> !throw 1d6+1
14:28 <diebot> Mac, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
14:45 <Mort> 3 yowls..
14:47 <Mort> it looks quite badly hurt
15:53 <Mort> the dogs look puzzled..
15:55 <Mort> Wroth
16:12 <Mort> white for dancing lights
17:30 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+2 shuriken at 3
17:30 <diebot> Wroth, shuriken at 3: [1d20=8] 10
17:33 <Mort> miss
17:39 <Mort> you hit the ground beside the dawg
17:52 <Mort> 1 and 2 charge at wrothmonk..hungry nom noms
18:02 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 charge
18:03 <diebot> Mort, charge: [1d20=3] 7
18:09 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 charge
18:10 <diebot> Mort, charge: [1d20=11] 15
18:13 <Wroth> second hits
18:18 <Wroth> no it doesnt
18:33 <Mort> 3 decides that there are better things worth living for and runs off..
18:43 <Mort> decides that arrow shooting prey are nasty
19:29 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
19:30 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
19:34 <Mort> hit anwyay
19:35 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
19:35 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
19:36 <Mort> confirm?
19:40 <Mort> confirm
19:46 <Mac> !throw 2d6+2
19:46 <diebot> Mac, 2d6+2: [2d6=3,3] 8
19:54 <Mort> you headshot the dog
19:55 <Mac> !throw 1d6+1
19:55 <diebot> Mac, 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
21:36 <Mort> you must declare your move
21:36 <Ashar> 1d20+2
22:11 <Mort> make your roll
22:13 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
22:14 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
22:16 <Mort> miss
22:51 <Mort> oh trip + attack
22:51 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 kama
22:52 <diebot> Wroth, kama: [1d20=19] 22
22:53 <Mort> got imrpoved trip?
23:07 <Wroth> no trip
23:11 <Mort> you hit him 
23:14 <Wroth> !throw 1d6
23:14 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
23:20 <Wroth> 6
23:24 <Mort> and you gounge a nice gash in its side
23:29 <Mort> it seems almost about ot go down
23:41 <Mort> take your aoo
23:50 <Mort> +1 and damage
23:54 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+4
23:54 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
23:57 <Mort> miss
24:32 <Mort> You get alot of fur..
24:44 * Wroth will pick up shuriken if its not broken
24:55 <Mort> roll 1d2, 1 its broken, 2 it is
25:00 <Mort> 2 it isnt..
25:07 <Wroth> !throw 1d2
25:08 <diebot> Wroth, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
25:24 <Mort> ok
25:39 * Wroth will head inside
26:03 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 perception
26:03 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
26:04 <diebot> Wroth, perception: [1d20=3] 10
26:04 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
26:04 <Mort> perception..
26:09 <Mort> ok
26:12 <Mort> dark room
26:13 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 Perception
26:13 <diebot> Mac, Perception: [1d20=2] 7
26:14 <Mort> anyone got lights?
26:24 <Mac> "I cast Light"
26:30 <Mort> giving everyone light?
26:32 <Mac> 'On my Buckler"
26:32 <Mort> ok dancing lights
26:58 * Wroth will
27:13 <Mort> well ...your perception checks..^^
27:14 <Mort> nevermind
27:16 <Mort> room is full of webs
27:27 <Wroth> lets not...
27:32 * Ashar moves the dancing lights humanoid into the center of the room and near the webs
28:02 <Mort> wrothmonk..
28:09 <Mort> something pops out of the shadows and shoots web at you
28:19 <Mac> "Oh, joy."
28:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 touch ac
28:20 <diebot> Mort, touch ac: [1d20=3] 8
28:23 <Wroth> miss
28:25 <Mort> and it misses., because you dodge
28:27 <Wroth> touch is also 16
28:32 <Mort> I know .bloody monks.
28:36 <Wroth> :P
28:38 <Mort> everyone roll init
28:43 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3
28:43 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
28:45 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
28:46 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
28:49 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 initiative
28:50 <Wroth> I am horrible on init today
28:50 <diebot> Mac, initiative: [1d20=15] 21
28:58 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 init
28:58 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=14] 17
29:29 <Mort> Mac your turn
29:34 <Mort> you see this shadow
29:38 <Mort> with lots of legs
29:41 <Mort> nature for indentify
29:55 <Mac> !thow 1d20+2 Nature
30:01 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Nature
30:01 <diebot> Mac, Nature: [1d20=7] 9
30:04 <Wroth> lots of legs, its alone, webs, its a giant spider
30:24 <Wroth> duh
30:30 <Mort> he went to walk his dog
30:43 <Mac> Okay
30:44 <Crant> Alright back
30:48 <Crant> sorry guys, i had to take him out
30:49 <Mac> Roll init
30:49 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 touch ac wroth
30:50 <diebot> Mort, touch ac wroth: [1d20=11] 16
30:54 <Crant> and thats quite an ordeal
30:59 <Mort> wroth you're now entangled
30:59 <Mac> Don't I go first at 21?
31:00 <Wroth> just barely
31:00 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4 init
31:01 <diebot> Crant, init: [1d20=7] 11
31:04 <Mort> ya ok sorry
31:10 <Mort> so at 21st what did you do after your nature check
31:17 <Mort> it didnt tell you anything that you didnt know, its got lots of legs
31:19 <Mac> I would have started Inspire Courage
31:26 <Wroth> theres also webs
31:38 <Crant> is this during the day still
31:39 <Mac> And pulled out some oil
31:47 <Mort> wrothmonk youre entangled
31:59 <Mac> Yes
32:03 * dicebot removes ban on *!*@101.119.4BC00E.3E9C67
32:17 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 escape artist
32:18 <diebot> Wroth, escape artist: [1d20=11] 14
32:29 <Wroth> do I get out of the web?
33:16 <Mort> Ashar your turn?
33:17 <Crant> no i dont mind, do whatever is easier for you.
33:27 <Mort> he is 
33:38 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-2 acid splash
33:39 <dicebot> Ashar, acid splash: [1d20=11] 9
34:02 <Wroth> delay
34:02 <Mac> Remember the +1 from Bard song
34:04 <Wroth> is the proper term
34:13 <Mort> mac your turn
34:14 <Ashar> wroth: thanks
34:33 <Wroth> you can undelay at any time later on
34:35 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2
34:35 <diebot> Mac, 1d20-2: [1d20=10] 8
35:08 <Crant> question about the lighting conditions, what is it?
35:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 bite
35:12 <diebot> Mort, bite: [1d20=19] 21
35:20 <Mort> now normal. because osme joker decied to throw light into the room
35:21 <Wroth> dark room before dancing lights
35:22 <Mort> (dancing light)
35:37 <Wroth> so dim I believe
35:43 <Mort> !throw 1d6
35:43 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
35:48 <Mac> Mac also has a Light spell going on his buckler.
36:22 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 fort
36:23 <diebot> Wroth, fort: [1d20=20] 23
36:47 <Mort> Crant?
37:06 <Crant> I will move to J8 provokes an attack of opp
37:13 <Mac> Oh, Mac would have stopped his snmg, but the effects linger on
37:25 <Mort> dacing lights cannot attack
37:33 <Crant> dancing lights is three balls of light.
37:34 <Mort> it will ignore it
38:06 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 bite
38:07 <diebot> Mort, bite: [1d20=4] 6
38:07 <Crant> then i will attack
38:09 <Mort> it misses
38:11 <Mort> go ahead
38:14 <Mort> flanking , +2
38:18 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
38:19 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
38:24 <Crant> that is a crit threat
38:27 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7
38:27 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
38:28 <Mort> hit
38:30 <Mort> confirm
38:33 <Mort> roll addtional damage
38:36 <Crant> !throw 1d4+1
38:36 <diebot> Crant, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
38:41 <Crant> total of 7 damage
38:44 <Crant> I included it.
38:47 <Mort> k
39:35 <Crant> sorry, what was the question?
39:39 <Wroth> Kama bash
39:42 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+4
39:43 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
39:50 <Mort> Crant whats your weapon
39:52 <Wroth> should be an 8
40:06 <Mort> Mac's turn
40:10 <Crant> kukri
40:12 <Crant> slashing
40:22 <Mort> ok you slash a nice line through its tough exoskeleton
40:40 <Mort> mac
40:41 <Crant> i'll do it again next round if possible.
40:54 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2
40:54 <diebot> Mac, 1d20-2: [1d20=6] 4
41:15 <Mort> Spider attacks the one that harmed it
41:27 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 bite on crant
41:27 <diebot> Mort, bite on crant: [1d20=13] 15
41:42 <Mort> crant- does a 15 hit you?
41:42 <Crant> ac 18
41:55 <Mort> k its mandibles bounces off your armor
42:05 <Mort> ashar still on delay?
42:35 <Crant> L9 is a threatened square.
43:07 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-2
43:07 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-2: [1d20=11] 9
43:12 <Mort> miss
43:15 <Mort> touch ac doesnt..
43:26 <Crant> !throw 1d20+9; 1d4+1
43:27 <Mort> Crant - your turn
43:27 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+9: [1d20=3] 12; 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
43:30 <Mort> miss
43:32 <Crant> i miss wildly
43:37 <Mort> Wroth?
43:40 <Crant> damn i hate those dancing spiders
43:46 <Mort> it has 8 legs
43:48 <Mort> can do chacha!
43:57 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+6 kama bash
43:57 <diebot> Wroth, kama bash: [1d20=18] 24
44:00 <Mort> hit
44:06 <Wroth> !throw 1d6+1 
44:07 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
44:18 <Mort> Theres lots of dipping ichor around
44:26 <Crant> oh as a move action on my turn i will pull a dagger.
44:30 <Mort> ok
44:42 <Mort> acid splash vs touch
44:48 <Mort> and no
44:55 <Crant> im sorry, im really spacy right now.
44:56 <Mort> Mac turn
45:03 <Mort> feel free..
45:39 <Wroth> tumbling bard
45:39 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Tumble
45:40 <diebot> Mac, Tumble: [1d20=19] 21
45:40 <Mort> make your tumble then
45:50 <Mort> you tumble so fast it doesnt get you
46:12 <Wroth> mac be nimble mac be quick, mac jump over the giant spider
46:19 <Mort> yes
46:21 <Mort> mac is not a rogue though
46:32 <Wroth> me
46:41 <Mort> !thow 1d20+2 bite wroth
46:50 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 bite wroth
46:51 <diebot> Mort, bite wroth: [1d20=17] 19
46:58 <Wroth> hit
47:01 <Mort> !throw 1d6
47:01 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
47:06 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 fort
47:06 <diebot> Wroth, fort: [1d20=11] 14
47:10 <Mort> you just made the dc
47:19 <Mort> Ashar's turn..
47:23 * Wroth is starting to look beat up
47:27 <Mort> no
47:28 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-1
47:29 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-1: [1d20=18] 17
47:30 <Mort> oh ya
47:33 <Mort> hit
47:35 <Mort> roll damage
47:36 <Ashar> !roll 1d3
47:37 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
47:56 <Crant> !throw 1d20+9; 1d4+1
47:57 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+9: [1d20=5] 14; 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
47:57 <Mort> Crant turn
48:18 * Crant flexes impressively
48:21 <Mort> no more itsy bitsy spider :(
48:28 <Mort> no climbing up the chimney top
48:43 <Mort> adn its webs all around
48:45 <Mort> k
48:47 <Mort> roll for it
48:50 <Mort> 2 gets 1 broken
48:56 <Mac> !throw 2#1d2
48:57 <diebot> Mac, 2#1d2: [1d2=1] 1, [1d2=1] 1
48:59 <Ashar> can I collect poison from it's fangs into a vial?
49:13 <Crant> I begin looking through the room.
49:14 <Wroth> "Anyone got a clw wand, I'm in nead of healing."
49:24 <Mort> sure. Make your handle animal check
49:28 <Mort> you dont want to prick yourself do you?
49:31 <Mort> if youfail you get poisoned.. :P
49:34 <Mort> true
49:35 <Mort> heal
49:43 <Ashar> *puts on his gloves first*
49:57 <Mort> you still get pirckedo ther spots if you fail yes
50:02 <Mac> "Crant, may I use your wand to heal Wroth?"
50:02 <Mort> now what would the dc be for that haha
50:15 <Mort> ok so inside the chamber lots of webs
50:18 <Crant> "What wand?"
50:25 <Mac> "CLW"
50:32 <Wroth> cure light wounds
50:39 <Wroth> I'm fairly certain we saw you buy one
50:55 <Mort> if you want to search you'll find lots of webs..
50:59 <Crant> no, you're fairly certain out of character you saw me buy one.
51:03 <Mort> and a cocoon containing a dawg
51:15 <Mac> I believe Crant mentioned to us he had one.
51:15 <Mort> with a collar worth 50 gp and dogtag - kita
51:17 <Ashar> so it's HUSKie?!
51:40 <Crant> the gm asked if i had one.
51:45 <Mort> dog is dried
51:47 <Mort> and desciated
51:47 <Crant> i responded that i did
51:49 <Wroth> so we dont know
51:50 <Mort> you dont know what it could be
52:03 <Mort> I suggest cooperation between pathfinders of course
52:16 <Mort> since youre all on this togther
52:19 <Mort> but I wont be enforcing it
52:32 <Wroth> Did grant respond to my question about if anyone had a wand of cure light wounds
52:45 <Mac> "I cast CLW, using one of my 1st level spell slots, on Wroth."
52:52 * Crant begins making a very labored search of my belongings.
52:54 <Ashar> "See.. if you guys would just stay back like I did, you wouldn't get hurt like that.."
52:59 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 CLW Wroth
53:00 <diebot> Mac, CLW Wroth: [1d8=5] 6
53:02 <Wroth> "Thank you"
53:09 <Mac> "You are welcome."
53:11 <Wroth> perfectly fine now
53:14 <Wroth> :)
53:47 * Crant pulls out a wierd stick from his bag.
53:47 <Mort> 15 ft of climbing
53:48 <Mac> Nothing else in any of the bottom floor rooms?
53:50 <Crant> "Found it!"
53:50 <Mort> ok sure..
54:14 <Crant> "Oh... well i guess we dont need it now."
54:17 <Mort> dc 15 climb check
54:21 <Mort> whos going to be the first one up
54:27 <Mort> failing by more then 5 means you fall to the ground :)
54:33 <Mort> its 15 ft till the 2nd floor
54:40 <Crant> i pull out some rope.
54:42 <Mac> "Well, i am sure we will get hurt again. And I have a limited number of spells available."
54:52 <Mort> if you fail your first check...you dont get anywhere climbing
54:57 <Mort> you can climb the walls normally
54:59 <Crant> hand the wand to mac
55:03 <Mort> throw Ill let you make at -2 increment
55:06 <Mort> since its a 10 ft thing
55:11 <Crant> "Anyone have a grappling hook?"
55:17 <Mort> attach rope, throw upwards, hit square at 5 ac..
55:21 <Mort> then do ninja trick
55:27 <Crant> i knot my rope
55:33 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+1 grappling hook
55:34 <Mort> ok
55:34 <diebot> Wroth, grappling hook: [1d20=9] 10
55:34 <Crant> and i throw the rope
55:38 <Mort> ok that works
55:44 <Mort> square is ac 5
55:48 <Mort> so ninjas coming up?
55:55 <Wroth> its a monk
56:13 <Crant> !throw 1d20+0 Climb
56:13 <diebot> Crant, Climb: [1d20=9] 9
56:17 <Crant> i climb up.
56:29 <Crant> you can only take 10 if you have a rank.
56:46 <Crant> woot woot, we gettin up!
56:48 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
56:48 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
57:01 <Wroth> taking 10, I climb up fine
57:32 <Wroth> "lets do south this time."
57:47 <Wroth> "spiders could easily be climbing up a hole or something."
58:06 <Crant> wait... how armored are people?
58:16 * Wroth is weaing no armor but has an ac of 16
58:21 <Ashar> no armor
58:23 <Ashar> ac 12
58:24 <Mac> leather lamellar and a buckler.
58:26 <Crant> i bring out my shield
58:32 <Crant> and i step infront of wroth
58:50 <Mort> survival 
58:53 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3
58:53 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
58:54 <Mort> dc 15 thx
58:59 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1 Survival
59:00 <diebot> Mac, Survival: [1d20=5] 6
59:15 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+4 survival
59:15 <dicebot> Ashar, survival: [1d20=11] 15
59:17 <Mort> the room looks dusty with disuse..
59:22 <Mort> Oh and Ashar spots something
59:35 <Mort> vaguely humanoid
59:43 <Mort> norht west
59:49 <Crant> I will move stealthily
00:02 <Crant> !throw 1d20+6 @mort
00:32 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Nature (+6 if Local)
00:32 <diebot> Mac, Nature (+6 if Local): [1d20=15] 17
00:33 <Crant> because anyone can stealth
00:36 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
00:36 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
00:47 <Crant> and its better to get the first hit in
00:51 <Mort> you dont really know..
00:54 <Wroth> alright
00:58 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2 Stealth
00:59 <diebot> Mac, Stealth: [1d20=14] 12
01:09 <Mort> !throw 1d20 -1
01:10 <diebot> Mort, -1: [1d20=1] 1
01:10 <Crant> need a coke, brb
01:10 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 moving behind Crant
01:11 <diebot> Wroth, moving behind Crant: [1d20=7] 10
01:15 <Mort> !throw 1d20-1
01:16 <diebot> Mort, 1d20-1: [1d20=2] 1
02:12 <Mort> crant back or ?
02:18 <Mort> or does SOMEONE else wnat to open the door
02:21 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 stealth @mort
02:32 <Mort> opening the door?
02:40 <Mort> (door trapped)
02:49 <Mort> its a trap
02:56 <Mort> it just shoots at the location
03:08 <Mort> !throw 1d20+15 javelin
03:09 <diebot> Mort, javelin: [1d20=12] 27
03:21 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 damage
03:21 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=1] 3
03:34 <Mort> its a trap..
03:41 <Crant> i would like to make a fort save not to cry out in pain
03:44 <Mort> it doesnt see per se, but just shoots at location that thing is open
03:52 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4
03:52 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
04:09 <Mort> you can see it hit him
04:19 <Mort> its like a whole javelin fly out
04:24 <Mort> sticking out of his shoulder
04:47 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 on Crant from wand
04:48 <diebot> Mac, on Crant from wand: [1d8=4] 5
04:56 <Mort> ok surprise round
05:01 <Mort> assume he pulled it out
05:06 <Mort> if you cant think onhow, a wizard did it
05:16 <Wroth> divine intervention
05:20 <Wroth> thats what did it
05:22 <Mort> ok all of you have a surprise round on the buggers
05:38 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Initiative
05:38 <diebot> Mac, Initiative: [1d20=7] 13
05:45 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
05:46 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=11] 14
05:47 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4
05:48 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
05:51 <Ashar> buggers? engaged in buggery?
06:00 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
06:00 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
06:04 <Mort> Oh the room stinks
06:08 <Wroth> bugs
06:10 <Wroth> giant bugs
06:48 Avatar gives channel operator status to Mort
06:49 <Mort> buggers
06:51 <Mort> they are lizards
07:18 <Mort> !throw 1d20-1
07:18 <diebot> Mort, 1d20-1: [1d20=18] 17
07:20 <Mort> k
07:23 Avatar gives voice to Ashar Crant Wroth
08:39 <Mort> single action..
08:59 <Crant> you cant charge
09:07 <Crant> i am between you and him.
09:12 <Mort> cant you charge through allies?
09:18 <Mort> no
09:19 <Crant> no, only with dragon stance
09:24 <Mort> ah k
09:32 <Mort> you cant trip in same round yes
09:33 <Crant> this is a surprise round
10:04 <Mort> ok your init will go to crant
10:05 <Wroth> delay
10:14 <Mac> !roll 1d20+2 Know Dungeoneering
10:14 <dicebot> Mac, Know Dungeoneering: [1d20=6] 8
10:16 <Wroth> until after crant
10:22 <Mort> lizards. Stink.
10:32 <Mort> Everyone make a fort save dc 11
10:41 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 fortitude
10:42 <diebot> Wroth, fortitude: [1d20=7] 10
10:45 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4
10:46 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
10:46 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1 Fort
10:46 <diebot> Mac, Fort: [1d20=4] 5
10:47 <Mort> SIckened 10 rounds
10:50 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+1 stink
10:50 <dicebot> Ashar, stink: [1d20=14] 15
10:52 <Mort> Mac Sickend 10rounds
11:23 <Mort> Crant your turn
11:27 <Mort> do it
11:44 <Crant> !throw 1d20+9; 1d4+1
11:44 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+9: [1d20=6] 15; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
11:54 <Mort> you slice a cut into its leg
12:05 <Wroth> undelay
12:05 <Mort> wrothmonk - undelay?
12:15 <Mort> ok
12:19 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+9 trip with kama
12:20 <diebot> Wroth, trip with kama: [1d20=13] 22
12:24 <Wroth> +2 more
12:34 <Wroth> 26 trip :P
12:37 <Mort> 1, caught by surprised, gets caught by your karma hook and falls on the ground
12:50 <Mort> he looks puzzled.
12:56 <Mort> One moment he was standing htere fine, next he was on the ground
13:15 <Crant> you have a +9 to your CMB at first level
13:23 <Wroth> for tripping
13:23 <Mort> shoot into melee
13:25 <Mort> and he is prone
13:27 <Mort> so take a -8
13:27 <Wroth> yes
13:33 <Mort> or are you stabbing with a long spear?
13:38 <Mort> he is shooting into melee
13:44 <Mort> and the oher guy is prone
13:53 <Mac> -4 into melee, -4 if there is cover.
13:56 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-1
13:57 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-1: [1d20=1] 0
13:58 <Mort> -4 for prone
14:01 <Mort> miss
14:05 <Mort> range attacks do badly when prone
14:12 <Mort> oh if he is shooting 2 then yes
14:12 <Wroth> yeah #2
14:14 <Mort> that what you get
14:14 <Mort> k
14:25 <Mort> its their turn
14:31 <Mort> number 1 stands up
14:34 <Mort> take aoo wrothmonk
15:05 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+8 kama
15:05 <diebot> Wroth, kama: [1d20=12] 20
15:08 <Mort> hit
15:12 <Wroth> !throw 1d6+1
15:13 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
15:21 <Mort> you slice a big gash in his chest
15:39 <Mort> !throw 1d20
15:40 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
15:43 <Mort> and misses..
15:54 <Mort> !throw 1d20 club 
15:54 <diebot> Mort, club: [1d20=9] 9
16:08 <Mort> !throw 1d20-5 bite on Crant
16:09 <diebot> Mort, bite on Crant: [1d20=9] 4
16:09 <Crant> ac of 17 because i charged
16:17 <Mort> and misses..coming no where close
16:31 <Mort> Mac your turn
17:11 <Mort> -4 shoot into melee
17:23 <Mac> !throw 1d20-4
17:23 <diebot> Mac, 1d20-4: [1d20=3] -1
17:43 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
17:44 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=2] 9; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
17:49 <Mort> it bounces off his hide
18:04 <Mort> wROTH. still sickened.
18:09 <Mort> they really really smell
18:46 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+2 kama slice
18:46 <diebot> Wroth, kama slice: [1d20=6] 8
18:53 <Mort> he ducks out of the way
19:17 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-1
19:17 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-1: [1d20=11] 10
19:30 <Mort> miss
19:38 <Mort> they abit sneakier then that
19:47 <Mort> number 1 doesnt like worth...
19:53 <Mort> he tries to run away!
20:05 <Wroth> AoO?
20:06 <Mort> Wrothmonk and Asshar, aoo
20:09 <Mort> see ify ou get him
20:12 <Mort> you can trip on ao
20:12 <Mort> btw
20:14 <Mort> if you want to know
20:20 <Mort> yes
20:27 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+8 kama trip
20:27 <diebot> Wroth, kama trip: [1d20=11] 19
20:33 <Mort> he falls on the ground
20:45 <Mort> he tries to run but doesnt get anywhere..
20:50 <Wroth> yes :P
21:00 <Mort> he stands up
21:05 <Mort> but since you dont have combat reflexes..
21:06 <Mort> or do you?
21:20 <Mort> and thats end of his turn
21:25 <Mort> number 2 clubs Crant
21:31 <Mort> !throw 1d20
21:32 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
21:36 <Mort> !throw 1d20-5
21:37 <diebot> Mort, 1d20-5: [1d20=14] 9
21:40 <Mort> and misses horribly
21:45 <Mort> Crants up
21:47 <Mort> sorry mac
21:49 <Crant> I am so nimbles!
22:08 <Mac> !throw 1d20-4
22:08 <diebot> Mac, 1d20-4: [1d20=14] 10
22:12 <Mort> miss
22:38 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
22:39 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17; 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
22:41 <Mort> hit
22:57 <Crant> i will five foot north.
23:06 <Mort> you slice yet another tendon on the lizard thingie
23:17 <Mort> Wroth?
23:34 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+2 kama slash
23:35 <diebot> Wroth, kama slash: [1d20=10] 12
23:37 <Mort> miss
23:39 <Mort> asshar
23:42 <Mort> sorry
23:44 <Mort> bout the extra s
23:56 <Mort> sleep is a 10 ft burst
24:00 <Mort> full round action to cast
24:06 <Mort> next round then you cast it
24:09 <Mort> 4 HD max
24:37 <Mort> ok so he begins to cast the spell..
24:41 <Mort> trogs turn
24:47 <Mort> both of them decide it really isnt worth it..
24:51 <Mort> 1 takes a full round wd action
25:04 <Mort> you learn you know..
25:09 <Mort> 2 provokes
25:18 <Mort> crant - AOO
25:23 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
25:23 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26; 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
25:28 <Mort> he is going to try to open the door...
25:28 <Crant> crit threat
25:32 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
25:33 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
25:34 <Mort> confirm?
25:36 <Mort> confirm
25:40 <Crant> total 7 damage
25:45 <Mort> 2 was trying to get away, but you lopped off his head
25:52 <Mort> evil murderer..
26:00 <Crant> I am a fetchling... we arent known for being good.
26:06 <Mort> macs turn
26:30 <Mort> crant
26:31 <Mort> your turn
26:31 <Crant> i give a nod to mac.
26:37 <Crant> i five foot to flanking
26:40 <Crant> and attack
26:43 <Mort> k
26:44 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
26:45 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10; 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
26:50 <Mort> mac
26:52 <Mac> !!throw 1d20+1
26:52 <Mort> roll your attack
26:53 <Crant> sorry forgot flank
26:56 <Mort> you got flank
26:56 <Crant> so 12
26:59 <Mort> you missed anwyay crant
26:59 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1
26:59 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
27:02 <Mort> missed
27:10 <Crant> yeah, those pesky 3s
27:10 <Mort> wroth
27:11 <Mort> your turn
27:20 <Mort> waaa...
27:22 <Mort> you evil buggers...
27:31 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 trip
27:31 <diebot> Wroth, trip: [1d20=7] 14
27:38 <Mort> he falls flat on the ground
27:43 <Mort> ashar..
27:50 <Mort> 2 squares more..
27:56 <Mort> ashar?
28:15 <Mort> Ill let you cancel
28:38 <Mort> Trogs turn. wtf. do you do.. when youre on the ground
28:43 <Crant> "Give up."  I say this in Common and Aklo
28:43 <Mort> full defence stand up
28:51 <Mort> take youraoos
28:52 <Crant> which are the languages i know
28:53 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1
28:53 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
29:00 <Mort> roll damage mac
29:10 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1
29:11 <diebot> Mac, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
29:12 <Mort> not quite
29:14 <Mort> ok it is dead
29:16 <Crant> !throw 1d20+8; 1d4
29:16 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+8: [1d20=13] 21; 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
29:17 <Mort> mac, the great uber bard...
29:20 <Mort> chops off a lizard head
29:27 <Wroth> this is the usefulness of tripping 
29:30 <Wroth> :D
29:32 <Mort> ok going to the restroom
29:34 <Mort> bb in abit
29:48 <Wroth> alright I'm going to grab a drink then
29:50 <Wroth> brb
29:56 <Ashar> quick, somebody slice them open and check their guts for gems!
30:09 <Mac> !throw 2#1d2 Recover two arrows, recover on 2, lost on 1
30:09 <diebot> Mac, Recover two arrows, recover on 2, lost on 1: [1d2=2] 2, [1d2=2] 2
30:17 * Ashar retrieves his spear
31:41 <Mort> ahahha
31:42 <Mort> kk
31:42 <Wroth> ok I'm back
31:43 <Mort> back
32:08 <Mort> they have javelins
32:17 <Mort> 1 javelin
32:23 <Mort> eh unless you want to heal them..
32:27 <Mort> I have to roll stablilization
32:38 <Crant> i ask someone with heal to stabalize him.
32:50 <Mort> guards have 1 javelin each and a club
33:02 <Mort> clearly they never had a chance ot use their javelins yoiu evul murderers..
33:12 <Mort> roll your heal check
33:14 <Wroth> I can do a healcheck I think
33:18 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3
33:18 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
33:23 <Crant> !throw 1d20+0 heal
33:23 <diebot> Crant, heal: [1d20=9] 9
33:27 <Mort> Ill give you 5 rounds to save the one thats dying..
33:29 <Mort> else he dies
33:37 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1 Heal
33:38 <diebot> Mac, Heal: [1d20=18] 19
33:40 <Mort> you evul buggers
33:43 <Crant> mac is the man!
33:44 <Mort> ok mac manages to stop the bleeding
33:55 <Mort> so what are all of you going to know that
33:59 <Crant> yeah i tie him up, as securely as i can manage.
34:01 <Mort> just now they didnt respond to your comments in common
34:01 <Wroth> still unconcius right?
34:04 <Mort> yes
34:07 <Mort> one has its head lopped off
34:11 <Mort> the other is now bleeding from the guts yes
34:17 <Mort> but mac manages to stop the bleeding
34:25 <Wroth> does anyone need to question it at all?
34:53 <Mort> if you need to question you are going to have to heal them up
35:10 <Mort> and it doesnt understand alko or common
35:15 <Mac> AFK for a minute.
35:15 <Wroth> if no we should just untie it, leave it unconscious and move on.
35:24 <Ashar> I'll try draconic
35:36 <Mort> yes but you want to use your wand?
35:39 <Crant> have to drive my step brother across town, be back in a few minutes... shouldnt take long
35:46 <Crant> I will allow them to use my wand
35:51 <Mort> do you guys want to use the wand?
35:55 <Mort> to wake him up?
36:02 <Mort> he's at -5 we'll say. so.
36:06 <Mort> you may need more then 1 poke
36:19 <Mac> BAK
36:24 <Crant> as long as they dont waste it on  themselves getting back 1-3 hit points.
36:27 <Mac> Want me to use the wand?
36:35 <Wroth> ok so Ashar you want to try and talk to it?
36:55 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 CLW on trog
36:55 <diebot> Mac, CLW on trog: [1d8=1] 2
36:56 <Mort> make up your mind people
36:58 <Mort> k
36:59 <Mort> not yet
37:02 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 CLW on trog
37:02 <diebot> Mac, CLW on trog: [1d8=2] 3
37:05 <Mort> "Huh?"
37:16 <Mort> It stares at you with a puzzled look in its face
37:19 <Mort> (draconic)
37:26 <Mort> ashar only
37:30 <Mac> AFK
37:39 * Wroth speaks draconic
37:41 <Mort> "Huu-man"
37:45 <Mort> ok that works you understand too
37:51 <Mort> "Huu-man food"
37:56 <Ashar> "You will tell us about this place or we will turn you into fancy, but stinky, boots."
37:58 <Mort> "Wat me doing here?"
38:13 <Mort> "No. Me no speak to huuman"
38:20 <Mort> you might want to start..diplo..intnimidate..
38:28 <Mort> and do whatever evil things you do to trogs..
38:44 <Mort> "Huuman Cheat. Appear out of no where"
38:51 <Mort> "No beat trog fair"
39:04 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+6 Intimidate
39:05 <dicebot> Ashar, Intimidate: [1d20=17] 23
39:08 <Mort> you have to describe how youre going to nimtidate..
39:20 <Mort> it squirms on the ground
39:27 <Mort> "Ok..Trog tell you what he know"
39:33 <Mort> "no Sharpey poke thingie"
39:44 <Mort> "What you want to know boss man?"
39:59 <Ashar> "Tell me everything you know about this tower and the creatures in it"
40:18 <Mort> "Next room is kaz kaz. Other boss say kaz kaz pretty"
40:25 <Mort> "But me no like kaz kaz"
40:32 <Mort> "Kaz Kaz lizard.
40:38 <Mort> "Has sparks"
40:51 <Mort> "Sparky Lizard Kaz Kaz"
41:02 <Mort> stairs intact
41:02 <Wroth> wizard lizard! :P
41:12 <Mort> "Next Floor is small boss"
41:25 <Mort> sorry
41:26 <Mort> no
41:31 <Mort> ignore the next floor small boss bit
41:34 <Mort> wasnt quite accurate
41:42 <Mort> "Next floor..bad things. Boss say no go into room"
41:47 <Mort> "Bad things happen"
42:01 <Mort> "Got 2 boss. wiat now 3"
42:08 <Mort> "You boss also. Must call you boss"
42:41 <Mort> "Small Boss on 4th Floor, Heard small boss under Big Big Boss orders"
42:51 <Mort> 'Big Big boss..me small never see him before"
43:26 <Mort> that bout sums it up..
43:34 <Mort> "Huuman for feast night with small boss"
43:37 <Mort> "Yummy!"
43:54 <Ashar> In common "So.. do we want to be tricky and lure the sparky lizard out into a trap or just go in with swords and kill it?"
43:55 <Mort> "Small boss tell us no touch human. Must wait for feast night"
44:13 <Mort> "Small boss hit our head if we do bad things to human"
44:26 <Mort> "2 Ups stairs"
44:46 <Mort> "Small boss says one day we big tribe of trogs"
44:53 <Mort> "Everyone will bow to us and we will have many feasts"
45:18 <Ashar> "Kaz kaz does magic?"
45:27 <Mort> "kaz Kaz sparky and scawy"
45:30 <Mort> "No like kaz kaz"
45:38 <Wroth> "I dont particularly like having to be tricky, it never works out."
46:12 <Mort> "Will small boss let me go free?"
46:16 <Mort> "I nice trog.."
46:28 <Mort> btw on that one..
46:31 <Mort> you can allsense motive
46:32 <Mort> on him
46:39 <Mort> theres this nasty little look in his eye..
46:40 <Ashar> "I don't know yet, for now you go wait downstairs."
46:49 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1 Sense motive
46:50 <diebot> Mac, Sense motive: [1d20=14] 15
46:55 <Ashar> "Wait, are there more traps?"
47:01 <Mort> uh..you think hes going to..go up there..and blabber out all the beans
47:08 <Mort> "No traps"
47:12 <Mort> the moment hes free
47:17 <Mort> so what are you going to do with a tied up trog
47:38 <Mort> Crant is afk with his stepbrother
47:52 <Mort> stairway is out
47:59 <Mort> si n stairway is blocked
48:08 <Mort> it goes up
48:12 <Mort> you cant push it down
48:18 <Mort> yes
48:26 <Mort> unless you want ot spend 10 years excavating
48:30 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Know Engineering
48:31 <diebot> Mac, Know Engineering: [1d20=7] 9
48:32 <Mort> in which you will be called pathfinder moles..
48:53 <Mort> youre going to throw it out of the window?
49:26 <Mort> you throwing it out of hte window?
49:29 <Mort> but is it tied or not tied
49:30 <Wroth> i BELIEVE SO
49:32 <Mort> when you throw it out of the window
49:38 <Mort> theres rope you know
49:47 <Mort> so you throw it out of the window while tied
49:49 <Wroth> We dont need no rope...
49:52 <Mort> youre not retrieivign the rope?
50:13 <Wroth> well we could throw it out the winder, climb down, and grab what we tied him up with
50:24 <Wroth> I say we just slash it up at that point though.
50:25 <Mac> We have multiple ropes, between us.
50:26 <Mort> k
50:31 <Mort> !throw 1d6 falling damage
50:31 <diebot> Mort, falling damage: [1d6=4] 4
50:35 <Mort> it passes out on the floor
50:38 <Mort> but its still breathing
50:48 * Ashar highfives Wroth
51:13 <Mort> !throw 1d20 stablize
51:13 <diebot> Mort, stablize: [1d20=20] 20
51:17 <Mort> k that worked.
51:32 <Mort> so who is going where
51:36 <Mort> who east who west
51:48 <Mort> mac?
51:50 <Wroth> wroth east, crant west
52:07 <Mort> 1 round btw
52:09 <Wroth> looks good.
52:16 <Mort> but ok so youre all going to Burst the door and go in Gunz Blazing?
52:19 <Wroth> 1 round of what?
52:21 <Mort> or in this case, fists blazing?
52:23 <Mort> sleep
52:29 <Wroth> kama blazing
52:31 <Mort> or does ashar want to prepare it first
52:37 <Mort> then on open door cast th sleep spell
52:50 <Ashar> I'll be ready to cast my sleep spell as soon as the doors are opened
52:55 <Crant> alright back, damn its a freakin mad house out there, its moms weekend at the university
52:56 <Ashar> yeah
53:01 <Wroth> just aimed for middle of room?
53:18 <Mort> whos opening hte door
53:25 <Mort> I take it both sides opening doors at same time?
53:29 <Crant> i will be stealthin
53:39 * Wroth will not be stealthing
53:45 <Wroth> but yes both at same time
53:45 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
53:45 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
53:53 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 stealth @mort
53:57 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2 Stealth
53:57 <diebot> Mac, Stealth: [1d20=11] 9
54:04 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 init
54:04 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=15] 21
54:10 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
54:10 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=9] 12
54:18 <Mac> !thriw 1d20+6 Initiative
54:25 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Initiative
54:26 <diebot> Mac, Initiative: [1d20=17] 23
54:26 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2 init
54:27 <dicebot> Ashar, init: [1d20=14] 16
54:29 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 init
54:30 <diebot> Crant, init: [1d20=14] 19
54:46 <Mort> !throw 1d20+8 perception
54:47 <diebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=7] 15
55:01 <Mort> okie let me set init
55:05 <Mac> Lots of Draconic whining.
56:01 <Mort> all right ready to rock and roll
56:06 <Mort> Mac you first
56:08 <Mort> you see a lizard
56:11 <Mort> Sparks are flying off it
56:17 <Mort> well you already knew there was a sparky lizard
56:19 <Mort> it has 4 legs
56:20 <Mort> btw
56:21 <Mort> quadped
56:25 <Mort> knowledge nature
56:37 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 know nature
56:37 <Mort> Its a sparking lizard
56:37 <diebot> Mac, know nature: [1d20=16] 18
56:38 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2 nature
56:39 <Mort> yes.
56:39 <dicebot> Ashar, nature: [1d20=12] 14
56:42 <Mort> Ok it is a shocker lizard
56:45 <Mort> what did you want to kwo aobut it?
56:57 <Mac> Special defenses?
57:33 <Mort> no such word as speical defences
57:42 <Mort> did you want special abilities?
57:57 <Mort> but you asked for 1 thing, so DR only?
58:05 <Mort> I told you no DR, immune electricity
58:13 <Mort> 14 doesnt
58:14 <Mort> soirry
58:30 <Mort> mac bard song?
58:33 <Mort> yes lizard is up next
58:38 <Mac> Yes, bardsong going
58:56 <Mort> it did
59:04 <Mort> !roll crant, wroth
59:08 <Mort> does that work?
59:12 <Mort> nevm 1 is crant 2 is wroth
59:14 <Crant> its !rand crant wroth
59:19 <Wroth> !rand crant wroth
59:19 <dicebot> Wroth, random: crant
59:19 <Mort> !rand crant wroth
59:19 <dicebot> Mort, random: crant
59:21 <Mort> crant
59:31 <Crant> woot woot, best choice for the party!
59:34 <Mort> it zaps you
00:12 <Mort> dc 12 reflex save
00:13 <Mort> roll
00:27 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5
00:27 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
00:33 <Mort> !throw 1d8 non lethal electrcity
00:33 <diebot> Mort, non lethal electrcity: [1d8=6] 6
00:37 <Mort> take half which means prolly none
00:42 <Mort> you silly sparky immune
00:47 <Crant> i take half, and reduced by 5
00:52 <Mort> you take 3 non lethal electricty shock, whichis nothing
01:04 <Mort> Crant next
01:09 <Crant> i charge it
01:19 <Mort> its next to you
01:24 <Mort> it had to come to you and sparky
01:35 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
01:36 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
01:38 <Mort> hit
01:44 <Mort> the lizard roars
01:50 <Crant> I smile at it
02:21 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 will
02:21 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=4] 6
02:21 <Mort> whats the dc
02:24 <Mort> ok forget it
02:27 <Mort> its sleeping now
02:29 <Wroth> !spell sleep
02:30 <diebot> Wroth, SLEEP enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 round Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M (fine sand, rose petals, or a live cricket) Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates SR:yes
02:30 <diebot> A sleep spell causes a magical slumber to come upon 4 HD of creatures. Creatures with the fewest HD are affected first. Among creatures with equal HD, those who are closest to the spell's point of origin are affected first. HD that are not sufficient to affect a creature are wasted. Sleeping creatures are helpless. Slapping or wounding awakens an
02:30 <diebot> affected creature, but normal noise does not. Awakening a creature is a standard action (an application of the aid another action). Sleep does not target unconscious creatures, constructs, or undead creatures.
02:33 <Mort> minimum 11
02:34 <Mort> it works
02:47 <Mort> it falls asleep..
02:52 <Mort> 1 min to wake up right?
02:56 <Mort> ok
02:58 <Crant> I cut its throat couping like a baws
03:00 <Mort> in 1 min what do you want to do with the lizard
03:04 <Mort> roll crit and coup de grace
03:06 <Mort> Ill make fort save
03:09 <Crant> !throw 2d4+2
03:09 <diebot> Crant, 2d4+2: [2d4=3,1] 6
03:18 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 fort
03:18 <diebot> Mort, fort: [1d20=9] 13
03:22 <Mort> damn missed it..
03:25 <Mort> ok you have a dead lizard.
03:32 <Mort> the dc would have been 16..
03:39 <Crant> i, gotta remember i have a x3 crit weapon
03:41 <Mort> you heroically killed a sleeping sparky lizard
03:47 <Mort> wonderful heroes..
03:56 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2 Appraise skin!
03:56 <dicebot> Ashar, Appraise skin!: [1d20=14] 16
03:58 <Mort> instead of meeting it face to face..
04:06 <Mort> ok you can go sell the skin for 50 gp..
04:24 <Mort> but I mean in the sake of fairness.. your chronicle sheets dont have extra gp
04:25 <Mort> sorry
04:31 <Mort> But I can put ashar shocker lizard skin
04:39 <Mort> hm wait. Heal check to get the skin out intact?
04:40 <Mort> ahahha
04:42 <Mort> bwhahaha..
04:48 <Mort> if you want a skin you can skin it good
04:49 <Mort> one try
04:56 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
04:57 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
04:58 <Mort> you dont get any good if you get a few pieces
05:00 <Mort> ok sorry you failed..
05:06 <Mort> Id give you dc 15 to get an intact skin :(
05:39 <Wroth> next floor then
05:42 <Mort> except pieces of lizard skin
05:46 <Mort> from failed skinning attempt :(
05:51 <Ashar> and yummy yummy lizard meat!
05:56 <Mort> uh yeah..
05:58 <Mort> shockingly good
05:58 <Crant> i check the stairs.
06:03 <Mort> stairs lead up
06:08 <Wroth> theres like five quests in WoW where you get sparky lizard meat
06:17 <Wroth> believe me, I've done them all :/
06:18 <Ashar> haha, really?
06:20 <Ashar> weird.
06:25 <Ashar> well you found #6
06:29 <Wroth> xd
06:31 <Mort> do remember what the trog said earlier
06:44 <Wroth> +3 here
06:47 * Crant raises his hand.
06:54 <Crant> nope
07:04 <Wroth> sure
07:06 <Wroth> I trip
07:34 <Crant> we stealth up the stairs as a group
07:37 <Mort> ok
07:40 <Mort> gimme all your stealth rollz
07:45 <Mort> in secret
07:50 <Mort> no
07:53 <Mort> stealth you cant take 10 or 20
07:55 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2 Stealth @mort
07:56 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 Stealth @mort
07:58 <Mort> Fluff.
07:58 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3
07:59 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
08:06 <Mort> ok
08:07 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
08:07 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
08:07 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 @mort
08:10 <Mort> do you guys want to open the door?
08:27 <Mort> youre at the 3rd floor
08:32 <Crant> i will listen at the door
08:42 <Crant> !throw 1d20+0 perceptin
08:43 <diebot> Crant, perceptin: [1d20=4] 4
08:43 <Mort> ok
08:47 <Mort> no you dont hear anything
08:52 <Crant> i dont hear anything
08:56 * Wroth will listen
08:59 <Crant> i quietly open the door
09:00 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7
09:01 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
09:08 <Mort> you dont hear anything either
09:15 * Wroth nods at crant to open it
10:18 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 perception
10:19 <diebot> Mac, perception: [1d20=13] 18
10:58 <Mort> You see two skeletons wreathed in flame
11:09 <Mort> and they do notice you..
11:19 <Mort> roll init everyone..
11:21 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 Init
11:21 <diebot> Crant, Init: [1d20=11] 16
11:25 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Initiative
11:25 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
11:25 <diebot> Mac, Initiative: [1d20=14] 20
11:26 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=14] 17
11:31 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2 
11:31 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
11:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 init
11:39 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=14] 20
11:41 <Mort> weee...
11:48 <Mort> ok my init mod is higher so I start first
12:28 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 init then
12:29 <diebot> Mort, init then: [1d20=15] 21
12:31 <Mort> we roll
12:35 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Initiative
12:36 <diebot> Mac, Initiative: [1d20=4] 10
13:21 <Ashar> Do I unlock a special achievement if I don't get hurt at all, or is this not Xbox?
13:29 <Wroth> XD
13:36 <Mort> !rand crant Worth Mac Ashar
13:37 <dicebot> Mort, random: Mac
13:38 <Mort> mac
13:55 <Crant> so.......... we are now flanking?
14:03 <Mort> !throw 1d20 quarterstaff
14:03 <diebot> Mort, quarterstaff: [1d20=17] 17
14:09 <Mort> ok that a hit?
14:35 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 damage
14:36 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=5] 7
14:39 <Mort> !throw 1d6 fire
14:39 <diebot> Mort, fire: [1d6=5] 5
14:41 <Mort> this is going to be harsh
14:42 <Mort> done
15:13 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2 Stabilize
15:14 <diebot> Mac, Stabilize: [1d20=12] 10
15:32 <Mort> add another 1d6 fire damage on your turn
15:37 <Mort> !throw 1d6
15:38 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
15:40 <Mort> k
15:45 <Mort> I suppose you stablilize after that
15:55 <Mort> Creatures adjacent to a burning skeleton take 1d6 points of fire damage at the start of their turn. Anyone striking a burning skeleton with an unarmed strike or natural attack takes 1d6 points of fire damage.
16:02 <Mort> thats the problem out there..
16:08 <Mort> k
16:27 <Mort> Wroth your turn
16:36 <Mort> you can
16:52 <Mort> but first
16:54 <Mort> btw
16:54 <Mort> sorry
16:56 <Mort> reflex save
16:58 <Mort> I forogt about hte revlex
17:02 <Mort> mac reflex
17:04 <Mort> dc 12
17:07 <Mort> everyone acutally on start of their turn
17:13 <Mort> wroth also
17:15 <Mort> reflex save dc 12
17:19 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
17:19 <diebot> Wroth, reflex: [1d20=11] 16
17:21 <Mac> !throw 1d20+3 Reflex
17:21 <diebot> Mac, Reflex: [1d20=7] 10
17:26 <Mort> k you still too that 2 damage
17:34 <Mort> as you take your turns youll take the burning aura
17:47 <Mort> k wrothmonk you take 1 point instaead..
17:51 <Mort> k what doyou want ot do with the skeleton
18:27 <Mort> wroth..?
19:43 <Mort> aoo if you bullrush wihtout improved bull rush
20:00 <Mort> you can bullrush wihtout taking the fire damage
20:05 <Mort> if you survive the aoo
20:16 <Mort> but you take the aoo damage to your combat maneuver roll
20:20 <Mort> so you do have to think about it
20:30 <Mort> (why dont you guys believe trogs..:P)
20:38 <Mort> you could trip it down the stairs though
20:43 <Mort> He said dont open the room hahahaha
21:18 <Mort> Ill allow it and Il make it take the appropriate falling
21:20 <Mort> if you get it own the staris
21:23 <Mort> but mind you it does have dr
21:28 <Mort> so it may not be as much as you want..
21:34 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 kama trip
21:35 <diebot> Wroth, kama trip: [1d20=7] 14
21:41 <Mort> you send it going down the stairs..
21:46 <Mort> looks like it might be a while gettin back up..
22:00 <Mort> !throw 1d6 falling damage
22:00 <diebot> Mort, falling damage: [1d6=2] 2
22:05 <Mort> but it seems ot land..fine really
22:09 <Mort> eh what is falling damage
22:14 <Mort> ok not so fine, a few bones are off position
22:20 <Mort> Id say if you landed on the ground should be bludgeoning
22:21 <Crant> bludgeoning
22:22 <Wroth> wait a sec
22:24 <Mort> yep
22:31 <Wroth> how high is the staircase?
22:35 <Mort> skeleton down the ground
22:37 <Mort> 15 ft
22:41 <Mort> so itll be back next turn probably
22:46 <Mort> 1d6 per 10 ft
22:57 <Mort> k so whats doing what next?
23:00 <Mort> any move?
23:11 <Mort> or close the door?
23:23 <Mort> eh lets say that itll take a while
23:25 <Mort> to burst through
23:28 <Mort> due to hardness etc..
23:31 <Mort> k
23:44 <Mort> so wroth is closing hte door k
24:04 <Mort> Crant next
24:10 <Mort> do you want to help wrothmonk close the door?
24:30 <Crant> nope, i am going to go block the stairs so it cant get back up
24:36 <Mort> remember theres a skeleton outside the door too
24:37 <Mort> k
24:46 <Crant> I will pull my light mace
24:51 <Crant> as i move and attack it
25:08 <Mort> 1 bab?
25:10 <Mort> go ahead
25:11 <Mort> its prone
25:13 <Mort> so have a good hit
25:27 <Crant> !throw 1d20+11; 1d6
25:28 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+11: [1d20=5] 16; 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
25:35 <Mort> you smash the skeleton into pieces
25:40 <Mort> one less skeleton.
25:49 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 Reflex
25:49 <diebot> Crant, Reflex: [1d20=20] 25
25:53 <Mort> no 
25:55 <Mort> if you start hten you get it
26:05 <Mort> it exploded
26:06 <Crant> if these are burning skeletons, they expload when you kill them
26:08 <Mort> but our friend htere..
26:12 <Mort> !throw 1d6
26:12 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
26:14 <Mort> takes half.
26:18 <Mort> because he ducks really well
26:27 <Mort> 3 fire damage
26:29 <Crant> "Watch out they explode!!!!"
26:38 * Ashar yells to Crant "Okay, now get the other one, I'll be back here in the corner!"
26:50 <Mort> ashars turn
26:51 <Mort> do what?
26:56 <Mort> ok
27:06 <Mort> yes you can
27:13 <Crant> wroth, you closed the door right?
27:17 <Mort> he did
27:21 <Crant> did you move 5ft north to block the enterance?
27:21 <Mort> remember its one skeleton, and one worth
27:31 <Mort> you can 5 ft
27:32 <Mort> still
27:34 <Mort> after a move
27:56 <Mort> not if you pull the bard out of the way
28:45 <Mort> thought strength check?
29:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 burst door
29:12 <diebot> Mort, burst door: [1d20=11] 13
29:18 <Mort> opposed strengeth check wrothmonk'
29:28 <Wroth> !throw 1d20
29:29 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
29:33 <Mort> ok door doesnt move..
29:39 <Mort> tug o war with the door
29:47 <Mort> right next its wroth monks turn
30:27 <Mort> yes you can
30:38 <Ashar> Wroth: Note to self, buy fire resistant boots.
30:42 <Mort> trip him down the doro yes?
30:43 <Mort> k
30:56 <Mort> Crant what are you doing that?
31:00 <Mort> you were 15 ft down the stairs
31:02 <Mort> coming back up?
31:10 <Mort> yes
31:12 <Mort> hes on the gorund..
31:33 <Mort> yes
31:34 <Mort> crants up
32:20 <Mort> wroth will send it flying down the stairs
32:23 <Ashar> I should be located at 11K
32:27 <Mort> so in which it will be out of range of the attack..
32:30 <Mort> oh so for ashar?
32:36 <Mort> or for wroth?
32:39 <Ashar> I said I was backing away when I moved teh bard
32:50 <Mort> k
32:51 <Mort> fixed
32:55 <Ashar> thanks
32:56 <Mort> so who is reading what
33:05 <Mort> ok
33:06 * Wroth is readying to trip it down the stairs
33:08 <Mort> so next turn...
33:31 <Mort> mr skeleton man comes into the room...
33:37 <Mort> ashar do you want ot UMD the wand?
33:45 <Mort> dc 20
33:47 <Mort> go go 
33:57 <Mort> oure stuck out of it for 24 h
34:10 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+4
34:11 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
34:13 <Mort> maybe even 9. some peeps are nuts
34:24 <Mort> +7 but still fail..
34:29 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+8
34:30 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26
34:34 <Mort> ok that works
34:36 <Mort> roll damage
34:44 <Mort> sorry
34:46 <Mort> roll the 1d8
34:48 <Mort> +1
34:50 <Mort> CLW healz
34:56 <Ashar> !roll 1d8+1
34:57 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
34:59 <Mort> k
35:00 <Mort> 3 hp
35:03 <Mort> still down?
35:04 <Mort> lol
35:08 <Mort> its 2+whatever I did..
35:19 <Ashar> "He's less crispy!"
35:23 <Mort> ok MR bony part 2 is coming in
35:36 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 trip
35:38 <diebot> Wroth, trip: [1d20=3] 10
35:41 <Mort> Crant is sitting at the bototm waiting for flying skeleton
35:47 <Mort> Wroth's readied aciton takes place
35:49 <Mort> please do it
35:52 <Mort> ok
36:01 <Mort> triped = fly down the ground
36:05 <Mort> fly donw the stairs
36:11 <Mort> so.. I suppose you take your attack first, then wroth trips?
36:16 <Ashar> and +1 for my moral support
36:18 <Mort> because if he gets tripped, he drops down the stairs
36:22 <Mort> doesnt count
36:28 <Mort> ok so Crant make your attack first with the mace
36:37 <Mort> then wroth will try to trip the bugger down the ground
36:40 <Crant> !throw 1d20+8; 1d6
36:40 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11; 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
36:41 <Mort> roll the attack crant, flanking
36:43 <Mort> missed
36:45 <Mort> wroths trip now
36:51 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+9 trip
36:51 <diebot> Wroth, trip: [1d20=3] 12
37:15 <Mort> skeleton number 2 is smarter and hops over the karma
37:24 <Mort> move to open door, 5 ft, and ooh a standard action
37:36 <Crant> "This is a slippery bastard!"
37:37 <Mort> !rand wroth, crant
37:37 <dicebot> Mort, random: crant
37:37 <Ashar> karma, karma, karma, shock lizard
37:44 <Ashar> nope, doesn't work
37:47 <Mort> !throw 1d20 club crant
37:47 <diebot> Mort, club crant: [1d20=15] 15
37:49 <Mort> hit?
37:53 <Crant> ac 19
37:57 <Mort> k nope doesnt
38:03 <Mort> wroth turn
38:05 <Mort> amke your reflex save
38:12 <Mort> !throw 1d6 damage
38:12 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=4] 4
38:15 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+5 reflex
38:15 <diebot> Wroth, reflex: [1d20=13] 18
38:19 <Mort> 4 damage to wroth. and take 2
38:19 <Mort> instead of 4
38:22 <Mort> now you can trip him
38:24 <Mort> go ahead
38:29 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 trip
38:29 <diebot> Wroth, trip: [1d20=8] 15
38:32 <Mort> he falls down the stairs
38:35 <Mort> !throw 1d6
38:36 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
38:40 <Mort> he looks pretty banged up
38:42 <Mort> whose next?
38:45 <Crant> back down the stairs eh?
38:53 <Mort> or doyou want to go down after him
39:10 <Mort> yes
39:21 <Mort> no
39:24 <Mort> level 2 stairway is blocked
39:28 <Mort> so you cant trip him to level 1..
39:30 <Mort> hes now at lv 2..
39:32 <Mort> oh
39:33 <Mort> dear
39:35 <Mort> what a bunch of..
39:36 <Mort> nevermind.
39:42 <Mort> playing dominos on the stairs?
39:46 <Wroth> get a staircase by me and you are dead
39:47 <Mort> what you doing?
39:49 <Wroth> :P
40:00 <Mort> 15ft down the stairs..
40:07 <Mort> crants turn
40:09 <Mort> if wrothmonk is done?
40:16 <Crant> move down the stairs
40:20 <Crant> and attack
40:22 <Mort> k
40:28 <Mort> make you rattack
40:33 <Mort> ready doesnt
40:38 <Ashar> !roll 1d8+1
40:38 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
40:41 <Mort> no
40:43 <Mort> you need to UMD again
40:45 <Mort> you cant 
40:52 <Mort> Ill takei t for your next scuessfuly umd roll
40:54 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+8
40:54 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13
40:57 <Mort> failed
41:01 <Mort> ok Crant your turn
41:07 <Mort> smack then
41:09 <Crant> !throw 1d20+11; 1d6
41:10 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+11: [1d20=15] 26; 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
41:14 <Mort> smash skeleton.
41:18 <Mort> No skeleton now
41:22 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 ref
41:22 <diebot> Crant, ref: [1d20=17] 22
41:25 <Mort> ok so ashar please give me a couple of UMD
41:27 <Mort> !throw 1d6
41:27 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
41:29 <Mort> yes it blew up
41:32 <Mort> and you passed so you take 2
41:39 <Mort> no
41:41 <Mort> youre moiles away
41:48 <Mort> you send skeletons flyng then you wahck em
41:51 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+8; 1d20+8; 1d8+1; 1d8+1
41:51 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23; 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22; 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7; 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
41:58 <Mort> ok next one works and hes right up
42:02 <Mort> dont bother
42:08 <Mort> so what are you guys going to do
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42:15 <Crant> i believe they are healing up
42:20 <Wroth> 7/10
42:24 <Mort> keep using the wands on yorselves
42:27 <Mort> your hps are your buinsess :p
42:29 <Crant> 7/12 myself
42:35 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 on Mac
42:35 <diebot> Mac, on Mac: [1d8=5] 6
42:41 <Crant> i make the universal sign of heal me
42:52 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 on Crant
42:52 <diebot> Mac, on Crant: [1d8=1] 2
42:53 * Ashar hands Crant the wand
43:03 <Crant> 9/12
43:33 <Ashar> *come on achievement!*
43:36 <Crant> "Hit me again... I bought the thing to keep me living."
43:37 <Mort> ahaha
43:41 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 on Crant
43:41 <diebot> Mac, on Crant: [1d8=6] 7
43:43 <Mort> remind me to get something to bite you
43:44 <Mort> kiddin.
43:59 * Crant nods appreciatively.
44:00 <Ashar> I'll warn you now, my memory is terriblef or that kind of thing.
44:14 <Mort> ok do you guys want to use the wand or whatever?
44:20 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 on Wroth
44:20 <diebot> Mac, on Wroth: [1d8=1] 2
44:23 <Mort> just keep tappin, andtake off charges yourselves
44:25 <Wroth> 9/10
44:35 <Mort> ok you find a secret door to the south east
44:40 <Mort> on the black altar..
44:51 <Mort> scroll
44:57 <Mort> on white altear, another scroll
45:02 <Mort> scrolls are shatter and shield other
45:13 <Crant> "Wait... this feels like a trap of some sort..."
45:14 <Mort> 2 holy symbols, but not the one you reember seeing the gnome holding
45:24 <Mort> gnome was holding.. jackal holy symbol
45:27 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Know Religion
45:27 <diebot> Mac, Know Religion: [1d20=14] 16
45:28 <Mort> and 100 gp on altar
45:33 <Mort> nethys
45:34 <Mort> gg
45:41 <Mort> there is a secret door to the south
45:43 <Mort> do you want ot open it?
45:53 * Crant listens through the door
45:59 <Crant> !throw 1d20 Perc
45:59 <diebot> Crant, Perc: [1d20=13] 13
46:07 <Mort> anyone else want a listen?
46:10 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7
46:10 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12
46:11 <Mort> you hear something. but not very sure what it is
46:18 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
46:18 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
46:23 <Mort> nopez
46:27 <Wroth> we all take turns listening
46:29 * Crant whispers to his allies... something in there.
46:29 <Wroth> :P
46:31 <Mort> Mac?
46:47 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 Perception ot hear
46:47 <diebot> Mac, Perception ot hear: [1d20=12] 17
46:51 <Mort> Oh. Squeaks
46:54 <Mort> Lots of high pitched squeaks
47:03 <Wroth> "Rats?"
47:06 <Ashar> "should we just leave it and come back?"
47:07 <Mort> higher then that
47:14 <Wroth> of mice and bats?
47:16 <Wroth> :P
47:21 <Mort> yeah lots of squeaks
47:27 <Mort> very high pitched squeaks..
47:30 <Mort> lots and lots of em
47:43 <Wroth> "Leave it"
47:58 <Mort> leave it?
47:58 <Mort> k
48:18 <Mort> do you want to leavei t or not
48:20 <Crant> shield other is +2 ac and the caster takes 1/2 the damage the target recieves.
48:35 <Mort> votes pls
48:44 <Mort> unless you have darkvision..
48:45 <Mort> you wont see nuts
48:48 <Mort> or if you have light..
48:48 <Mort> hrmm
48:51 <Mac> I know what it is, butit is not a spell on the Bard list, while Shatter is.
48:52 <Mort> *cackles*
48:56 <Mort> so who is going to open the door
49:02 <Mort> you want to do that?
49:07 <Crant> I crack the door
49:08 <Mort> remember the spider incident?
49:09 <Mac> I recast light on my buckler, again.
49:09 <Mort> lol
49:12 <Mort> k rol lstealth
49:16 <Mort> anyone near him with light?
49:22 <Mort> rol lstealth secretly on me
49:24 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 stealth @mort
49:35 <Mort> you see a whole colony of bats
49:39 <Mort> (i.e. bat swarm)
49:43 <Mort> they ahvent noticed you yet
49:44 <Mac> If he wants me near, otherwise around the point wall.
49:45 <Mort> what do you want to do
49:49 <Crant> i close the door
49:51 <Mort> ok
49:57 <Mort> what are you telling your buddies
50:03 <Crant> Lots and lots and lots of bats
50:12 <Wroth> "I cant deal with swarms"
50:14 <Crant> "I dont particularly want to go in there."
50:30 <Mort> itll work, but it lasts for 1 min
50:34 <Mort> and after that what are you going to do?
50:38 <Mort> you cant cdg a swarm
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50:49 <Crant> poor oil on them light on fire... celebrate
50:49 <Mort> Id rule as no fixed anatomy.
50:55 <Mort> they will wake up on first flame
50:56 <Mort> well
50:57 <Mort> if you want
51:08 <Crant> yeah im for just leaving them be
51:10 <Mort> how do you kick 1000000 bats
51:11 <Mort> lol
52:03 <Crant> Im not going to.
52:11 <Mac> "But the treasure!"
52:21 <Wroth> "No."
52:22 <Crant> "We can deal with it afterwards.
52:24 <Mac> (anguished)
52:28 <Ashar> "You come up with a plan and we can get the treasure"
52:35 * Wroth is giving mac a very stern wise man look
52:45 <Crant> yes, its a great spell
52:46 <Mort> lol
53:02 <Mort> no I dont have da spell
53:03 <Mort> but nevermind
53:07 <Mort> k youre in the next level
53:11 <Mort> what are you going to do
53:13 <Mort> the flames are off
53:17 <Mort> now the skeleetons are dead
53:21 <Mort> last explosion remember?
53:25 <Mort> broken quarterstaff
53:28 <Mort> oure welcome to it
53:30 <Mort> youre welcome to it..
53:38 <Mort> -2 to attack rollz..
53:58 <Crant> i stealth up to the 4th floor
54:10 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 stealth @mort
54:33 <Mort> right so whose opening the door
54:34 <Mort> any listening?
54:45 <Crant> i mouth the words check for traps
54:48 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 listen
54:48 <diebot> Wroth, listen: [1d20=14] 21
54:50 <Mort> do your perception guyz
54:56 <Mort> k I suppose thats perception to check trap
54:57 <Mort> no trap
54:59 <Mort> so now listen?
55:07 <Mort> listen dudes listen
55:18 <Wroth> can I do it again?
55:24 <Wroth> this time to listen>
55:26 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 Listen
55:26 <Mort> you have to do it agian
55:26 <diebot> Mac, Listen: [1d20=8] 13
55:27 <Mort> DUh
55:30 <Mort> yes you can
55:33 <Mort> and cast on first round yes
55:35 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7
55:35 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
55:40 <Mort> ok you hear.. some words..
55:42 <Mort> (draconic)
55:42 <Crant> you cannot ready outside of combat
55:48 * Wroth understand draconic
55:55 <Mort> human..full moon...feast...sacrifice
55:56 <Mort> k
56:04 <Wroth> i MOUTH THESE WORDS TO THEM
56:06 <Wroth> I*
56:09 <Mort> there seem to be several voices in the room
56:20 <Mort> so what are you all going to do
56:22 <Wroth> and then "several"
56:26 <Mac> "More trogs?"
56:27 * Crant points at his weapon.
56:32 * Wroth nods
56:36 <Mort> yes, the place doesnt smell ver ygood
56:40 <Mort> it prolly smells worse once you get in..
56:43 * Crant nods back
56:47 <Mort> you kow the door crack thing
56:52 * Wroth nods towards stairs then kama
56:56 <Mort> oh noes.
56:56 <Mort> k
57:14 <Mort> so who is opening the door
57:26 <Mort> !throw 3#1d20-1
57:26 <diebot> Mort, 3#1d20-1: [1d20=6] 5, [1d20=15] 14, [1d20=12] 11
57:33 <Mort> k so ashar opening door a crack
57:36 <Mort> stealth check plz
57:46 <Mort> ok whos the one opening da door
57:53 <Crant> i am
57:57 <Mort> crant opens the door
58:01 <Mort> then you must b next to crant
58:08 <Mort> to peek through the crack Ill allow you that
58:15 <Mort> fair enough
58:45 <Mort> 3 lizards
58:48 <Mort> yes 3 lizards.
58:49 <Mort>  On 2 legs
59:03 <Mort> weapon drillz time
59:07 <Mort> they showing off their club
59:10 <Mort> 10 ft burst
59:18 <Mort> I think I know where its going ot land
59:20 <Crant> 10ft burst 4hd total creatuers put to sleep
59:40 <Mort> basically there I think
59:42 <Mort> correct?
59:48 <Mort> I know how ot aim glitterdust squares
59:50 <Mort> so sleeps bout the same
59:53 <Mort> I am a wizard Duhz.
00:05 <Mort> ok
00:09 <Mort> so you start with a sleep
00:10 <Mort> everyoen init
00:18 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
00:19 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=18] 21
00:20 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 init
00:21 <diebot> Crant, init: [1d20=18] 23
00:31 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
00:31 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
00:40 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Init
00:40 <diebot> Mac, Init: [1d20=5] 11
00:41 <Mort> !throw 1d20-1
00:41 <diebot> Mort, 1d20-1: [1d20=19] 18
00:44 <Mort> ooh not bad
01:23 <Mort> mc is 11
01:24 <Mort> k
01:35 <Mort> The spell goes off
01:37 <Mort> now I get to will save
01:43 <Mort> !throw 1d20 1
01:44 <diebot> Mort, 1: [1d20=19] 19
01:47 <Mort> !throw 1d20 2
01:48 <diebot> Mort, 2: [1d20=12] 12
01:53 <Mort> 2 falls asleep 1 is now asleep
01:57 <Mort> start combat Crant what are you doing
02:12 <Mort> 2 is now asleep 1 saved
02:18 <Crant> i will open the door the rest of the way.
02:28 <Mort> ok
02:31 <Mort> thats a move
02:32 <Mort> standard?
02:42 <Crant> i thought this would be a surprise round
02:47 <Crant> since they didnt notice us
02:50 <Mort> ok
02:54 <Mort> Ill allow you one then
03:10 <Mort> k so say on surpirse round.. you open full
03:12 <Mort> wroth
03:14 <Mort> what you doing
03:20 <Mort> then ashar spell will hit them, and he gets a standard
04:07 <Mort> if they come trough
04:14 <Mort> or do you want to take the fight ot htem
04:24 <Mort> sleeping opponents can be woken up by their ocunterparts
04:27 <Mort> remember that
04:27 <Mort> yes
04:46 <Mort> go ahead
04:48 <Mort> charge we say
04:48 <Crant> hard corner would prevent a charge
05:02 <Mort> or you can just move then
05:04 <Mort> mm
05:12 <Mort> k
05:22 <Mort> ashar
05:23 <Mort> next
05:31 <Mort> sleep spell goes off and you knwo hat happens
05:36 <Mort> then what are you doing with your action
05:59 <Mort> you going to hte sleeping guy>
06:08 <Mort> full round action
06:10 <Mort> to CDG
06:21 <Mort> mac
06:22 <Mort> your turn
06:29 <Crant> Mac i love your bard song
06:35 <Crant> it makes me do +1 damage
06:36 <Mort> I dunno why..bard song doesnt wake sleeping trog
06:38 <Mort> but apparently.. :p
06:40 <Mort> yeah I know
06:44 <Wroth> itsy bitsy lizard climbed up the staircase
06:54 <Wroth> then wrothmonk came and made him fall back down
06:55 <Mort> ok.. so full round combat
06:56 <Wroth> :P
06:57 <Mort> now Crant
07:10 <Crant> i move to 3 and attack
07:21 <Mort> roll it
07:22 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
07:22 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26; 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
07:22 <Mort> hes flatfooted
07:25 <Mort> hit
07:27 <Crant> crit threat
07:29 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
07:30 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
07:32 <Mort> you make a nasty gash on his ribs
07:36 <Mort> and stab him into his lungs
07:39 <Crant> x2
07:39 <Mort> hes still up
07:41 <Mort> x 2
07:46 <Mort> kukrui is x 2 for 18-20 range?
07:49 <Mort> kukri.
08:13 <Mort> tyeah and his dice are hot
08:16 <Mort> ok Wroth up
08:36 <Mort> ok
08:37 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+4 kama
08:38 <diebot> Wroth, kama: [1d20=6] 10
08:41 <Mort> miss
08:44 <Mort> ashar
08:45 <Mort> yorue up next
08:52 <Mort> full round..bb trog? :(
08:53 <Ashar> 1 more headless lizard
08:57 <Mort> roll it
08:57 <Ashar> yep
08:59 <Mort> Ill roll my fort
09:07 <Mort> automiatc crit with a spear?
09:16 <Mort> take your strength penalty
09:19 <Mort> Ill try :P
09:22 <Mort> I oculd get a nat 20 :D
09:23 <Mort> lol
09:25 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
09:25 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
09:31 <Mort> rol your damage
09:33 <Crant> you roll damage
09:34 <Mort> not your 2 hit
09:42 <Ashar> !roll 1d8
09:44 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
09:44 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 fort wuuhhzz?
09:44 <diebot> Mort, fort wuuhhzz?: [1d20=13] 18
09:51 <Mort> ok dead kobold..
09:54 <Crant> so you roll crit damage with a spear
09:54 <Mort> ia spear is x 3..
09:56 <Ashar> !roll 1d8+1
09:57 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
09:59 <Mort> forget it..
10:02 <Mort> dead..
10:05 <Mort> x 3..
10:05 <Crant> so it will be 3d8+3
10:11 <Ashar> !roll 1d8+1
10:11 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
10:11 <Mort> if you didnt roll low..defintiely dead
10:15 <Mort> dead trog
10:19 <Mort> you ram him through the heart
10:24 <Mort> no you stabbed him throiugh the heart
10:29 <Mort> very cinematic
10:32 <Mort> just a pitty you dont use a great sword
10:36 <Mort> else its a scene out of claymore..
10:38 <Mort> or the witcher
10:44 <Wroth> good magic ritual as well? red flames and shit?
10:52 * Ashar will author a children's story when he gets back to town.. The Smelliest Little Butterfly
11:00 <Mort> its te Trogs turn
11:05 <Mort> 1 tries to run oh my god this is horrible..
11:08 <Mort> take your aoo
11:16 <Mort> number 1
11:19 <Mort> then 3 will run too
11:23 <Mort> k
11:28 <Mort> roll it
11:29 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+8 trip
11:29 <diebot> Wroth, trip: [1d20=17] 25
11:33 <Mort> he falls flat on the ground
11:35 <Mort> arggh...
11:43 <Mort> 3 is trying to run too..
11:53 <Mort> move action, open door
11:59 <Mort> standard action Run through it..!
12:03 <Mort> aoo crant
12:18 <Mort> he yells befoer RUnnign "Boss! Intruders!"
12:22 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
12:23 <Mort> "We're UNDER ATTACK!"
12:23 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
12:29 <Mort> you slay him as he tries to run off
12:33 <Mort> but the door is now open
12:48 <Crant> do i see a boss guy in the room?
12:52 <Mort> yes
12:56 <Mort> you see the boss guy in the room
12:58 <Mort> now i have to roll init
12:59 <Crant> i wave at him
13:12 <Mort> oh sorry
13:14 <Mort> all of you in the room
13:16 <Mort> make dc 11 fort saves
13:20 <Mort> 1 dc 11 fort save
13:23 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4 fort
13:23 <diebot> Crant, fort: [1d20=9] 13
13:24 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 fort
13:24 <diebot> Wroth, fort: [1d20=7] 10
13:25 <Mort> its the sicken thing
13:27 <Wroth> crap
13:28 <Mort> k wroth is sickened
13:34 <Wroth> I smell crap
13:36 <Crant> wroth really hates the smell of these guys
13:37 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+1 fort
13:38 <Wroth> and feel like crap
13:38 <dicebot> Ashar, fort: [1d20=7] 8
13:46 <Mort> Ashar sickend
13:47 <Mort> Mac?
13:58 <Mort> different trog
13:58 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1 Fort
13:58 <diebot> Mac, Fort: [1d20=1] 2
13:59 <Mort> sorry guys :P
14:07 <Mort> Sure
14:10 <Mort> but I wouldnt if I were you
14:12 <Mac> !throw 1d20+1 Fort
14:13 <diebot> Mac, Fort: [1d20=14] 15
14:14 <Mort> theres still a boss you have to save
14:15 <Mort> aww
14:15 <Mort> k
14:20 <Mort> he has yet another smell
14:47 <Mort> ok so now mac your eup
14:51 <Mort> I need to check boss init
15:08 <Mort> !throw 1d20-1 init
15:09 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=6] 5
15:16 <Mort> now boss man knows! Wuh. but hes slow as fk
15:53 <Mort> ok bow shot
15:54 <Mort> take it
15:56 <Mort> flat footed ac
16:00 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 hit T?
16:00 <diebot> Mac, hit T?: [1d20=14] 16
16:04 <Mort> roll damage
16:12 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1
16:12 <diebot> Mac, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
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16:18 <Mort> wwwwattt..
16:19 <Mort> lol
16:26 <Mac> !throw 1d6+1
16:27 <diebot> Mac, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
16:30 <Mort> wut.
16:31 <Mort> the.
16:33 <Mort> nevermind :P
16:35 <Mort> no
16:42 <Mort> he has an arrow stiking out of his rib
16:45 <Mort> now hes ENRAGED
16:47 <Mort> RAWR.
17:03 <Wroth> its 628 ruuuun!!!!!
17:06 <Wroth> :P
17:06 <Mort> now Crants turn
17:14 <Crant> Move M14
17:16 <Mort> must wait till his turn to speak..
17:26 <Crant> ready to attack him if he gets within range
17:26 <Mort> at this rate wont get to call
17:29 <Mort> fire pit..
17:39 <Mort> k so next is Wroth
17:43 <Mort> you have a tripped trog!
17:59 <Ashar> daaayyum Wroth, you be TRIPPIN'!
18:03 <Mort> yes
18:07 <Mort> he has a lot of breath..
18:17 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+4 kama slash
18:17 <diebot> Wroth, kama slash: [1d20=18] 22
18:22 <Mort> hit rol damage
18:25 <Wroth> !throw 1d6+1
18:26 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
18:33 <Wroth> do I slice his jugular?
18:45 <Mort> did you hit on the first time?
18:46 <Mort> or no?
18:49 <Mort> I think your first hit miss
19:01 <Mort> so yes you nearly slash him into 2..but well. not really
19:05 <Mort> no but have you hit him before?
19:08 <Mort> no correct?
19:13 <Mort> it was crant who hit
19:15 <Mort> so yes
19:21 <Mort> k fixed
19:26 <Mort> right now its the Trogs turn
19:30 <Crant> mort... i moved to M14
19:48 <Mort> "Boss man! These Intruders Strong!"
19:50 <Crant> one more east
19:59 <Crant> thank you
19:59 <Mort> he tries to attack you..
20:13 <Crant> he has a reach weapon?
20:16 <Mort> !throw 1d20 smack wroth
20:16 <diebot> Mort, smack wroth: [1d20=3] 3
20:21 <Crant> oh mr wroth
20:24 <Mort> ok make it a -4 and doenst get anywhere
20:29 <Crant> poor bastard trog has no chance.
20:33 <Mort> next ashar
20:58 <Mort> btw crant
21:01 <Mort> dc 13 fort save pls
21:01 Ballig is now known as Ballig1
21:06 <Mort> boss is stinkier then other togs
21:07 <Mort> trogs
21:12 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4 Fort
21:12 <Mort> -2 to all attack rollz
21:12 <diebot> Crant, Fort: [1d20=12] 16
21:14 <Mort> but you hit touch ac
21:18 <Mort> k youre fine
21:19 <Ashar> !roll 1d20
21:19 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
21:26 <Mort> so you miss
21:29 <Crant> and -4 for it being in combat
21:33 <Mort> suggest next time to get a spear
21:34 <Mort> when prone..
21:35 <Mort> lol
21:41 <Mort> you scorch a nice hole
21:45 <Mort> in the ground next to it that is.
22:05 <Crant> wait....
22:17 <Crant> the boss man has not gone since you shot him last
22:20 <Mort> correc
22:24 <Mort> tbut his init is kinda low
22:29 <Mort> so I cant really..:P
22:31 <Crant> its been an entire round
22:38 <Mort> on the round he opened I put him this round
22:46 <Mort> because he went Bossman..after you go he does
22:52 <Mort> and you beat him on init acutally..
22:56 <Mort> he rolled a bloody 5.. :(
23:05 <Mort> you beat him in init
23:08 <Crant> he still would have done something on his turn.
23:13 <Mort> he hasnt taken his turn yet
23:15 <Mort> thats the problem
23:24 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 hit T?
23:24 <diebot> Mac, hit T?: [1d20=12] 14
23:28 <Crant> no, there is no way mac can go without this guy having gone before him.
23:42 <Mort> ok well say before his turn..
24:10 <Mort> !throw 1d20-1 Throw Javelin at Crant
24:10 <diebot> Mort, Throw Javelin at Crant: [1d20=17] 16
24:18 <Mort> I dunno why I even have to throw it but oh wellz..
24:19 <Crant> alright, that misses
24:19 <Mort> so Mac arrow hits
24:21 <Mort> roll damage
24:25 <Mac> !throw 1d6+1
24:25 <diebot> Mac, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
24:37 <Mort> He's still up..
24:41 <Crant> stack it up mac!
24:45 <Mort> so now His turn..
24:50 <Mort> he walks over and starts biting
24:53 <Mort> take your aoo crant
24:57 <Mort> sorry your readied action
25:03 <Mort> you said you ready to hit things that are hitting you correct?
25:10 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
25:11 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22; 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
25:18 <Mort> hes still up! WOOOT!
25:23 <Crant> yes i readied an actiont o attack him if he came within range
25:28 <Mort> He is da Bossman!
25:30 <Crant> yes, included
25:34 <Mort> then he full attacks with his bite and claws
25:40 <Mort> "Foolish Infidel!"
25:41 <Crant> im cool with tht
25:52 <Mort> "Feel the Wrath of Mighty Tulok!"
26:16 <Mac> "Tukok, He Who Cannot Be Missed!"
26:17 <Crant> "In the words of my friend Thordugar... You Done Goofed!"
26:20 <Mort> !throw 3#1d20+2
26:20 <diebot> Mort, 3#1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10, [1d20=20] 22, [1d20=9] 11
26:21 <Crant> AC is 19
26:24 <Mac> "Tulok, He Who Cannot Be Missed!"
26:24 <Mort> ok 2nd may hit
26:30 <Crant> rolls to confirm that bad boy
26:32 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 claw confirm?
26:32 <diebot> Mort, claw confirm?: [1d20=10] 12
26:35 <Mort> failed
26:49 <Mort> !throw 1d4+1 damage
26:49 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d4=2] 3
26:51 <Mort> ok
26:52 <Crant> kick ass... dont have to use my once per day to negate a crit
26:55 <Mort> right Crant
26:58 <Mort> next
27:02 <Crant> 9/12
27:06 <Mort> its draconicbtw
27:10 <Mort> so if you dont understand too bad for Joos
27:22 <Mort> Crant
27:23 <Mort> your turn
27:30 <Crant> I readied an action, so i go right before him.
27:38 <Mort> k Wroth
27:41 <Mort> what are you doing wiht a Trog
27:47 <Crant> I shout out "I got this one!"
27:58 <Mort> yes
28:12 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 kama
28:13 <diebot> Wroth, kama: [1d20=3] 10
28:17 <Mort> missed
28:29 <Mort> and Next Ashar
28:29 <Crant> yeah... that was pretty bad.
28:36 <Mort> he only knows how to trip skeletons down stairwells
28:37 <Mort> hahaha
28:40 <Mort> coudnt help it..
28:47 <Mort> ashar next then mac
28:56 * Wroth looks ashamed
28:58 <Mort> ashar, then trog xcuse me
28:58 <Mort> yes
28:59 <Mort> k
29:02 <Wroth> I have shamed my amily
29:03 <Mort> if he lives that long
29:03 <Wroth> :P
29:04 <Mort> lol
29:05 <Mort> you have
29:07 <Mort> and your masters..
29:14 <Mort> and your ancestors..14 generations up
29:18 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+3
29:18 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
29:24 <Mort> he is prone correct?
29:27 <Mort> bard song?
29:31 <Mort> did you add bard song?
29:37 <Wroth> +3 base
29:49 <Mort> ok you nearly hit but somehow he manages to squirm on the ground
29:51 <Mort> and it misses..
30:03 <Mort> trog is UP!
30:12 <Mort> he gives up on the club bit..
30:15 <Mort> Full Claws.!
30:20 <Crant> i gotta piss, brb
30:23 <Mort> !throw 3#1d20-4
30:23 <diebot> Mort, 3#1d20-4: [1d20=4] 0, [1d20=17] 13, [1d20=1] -3
30:27 <Mort> not if Im landing on the ground again
30:31 <Mort> and misses horribly on wroth
30:33 <Crant> for my attack on the dude
30:34 <Mort> ok Mac now
30:41 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
30:42 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12; 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
30:47 <Mort> your attack misses
30:50 <Mort> but Crant?
30:50 <Mort> yes
30:57 <Mort> Crant will miss later but now for Mac'
30:58 <Mort> yes
31:07 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2 hit T?
31:07 <diebot> Mac, hit T?: [1d20=13] 11
31:10 <Mort> miss
31:18 <Mort> And Tulok Rwars, for the gods have favoured him this day
31:21 <Mort> YAY another full round attacks
31:30 <Mort> !throw 3#1d20+2 on Crant
31:30 <diebot> Mort, on Crant: [1d20=17] 19, [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=9] 11
31:33 <Mort> 19 hits
31:46 <Mort> !throw 1d6+1 damage
31:46 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=6] 7
31:49 Ballig1 is now known as Ballig
31:55 <Mort> and HE lands a Good Bite on Crant
32:03 <Mort> ok next round Wroth
32:40 <Mort> he is prone
32:41 <Mort> he didnt
32:46 <Mort> Im NOT doing the get up and land on the gorund thing
32:59 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3-1+2+4
32:59 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3-1+2+4: [1d20=19] 27
33:00 <Mort> ou need to be paried with a cleric iwth staggering fall
33:05 <Mort> funny shit happens
33:09 <Mort> roll damage
33:14 <Wroth> !throw 1d6+1
33:14 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
33:24 <Mort> and you finally manage to slice the trog into two!
33:30 <Mort> wow. that was long
33:52 <Mort> Ashars turn then mcs then Crants and MR Big Trog
34:05 <Mort> shoot into melee
34:06 <Mort> -4
34:13 <Mort> can you move that far?
34:16 <Mort> no I dont think so
34:17 <Mort> you cant attack
34:21 <Mort> you can double move but you cant attack
34:39 <Mort> go ahead
34:49 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-2
34:49 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-2: [1d20=16] 14
34:53 <Mort> and you hit..
34:59 <Mort> and he collapses on the ground
35:03 <Mort> it was 1 hp..
35:06 <Mort> from going down..
35:07 <Mort> so yes..
35:19 * Ashar cheers himself and raises his arms in victory
35:28 <Mac> !throw 1d8+1 CLW wand on Crant
35:28 <Mort> ok what are you going to do..
35:28 <diebot> Mac, CLW wand on Crant: [1d8=7] 8
35:31 <Mort> to ...
35:40 <Ashar> "It's okay Crant, you'll get the next one."
35:52 <Mort> yeah else its fullattacks again
35:55 <Mort> I htink hes afk again
36:00 <Mort> ok anwyay I suppose you search te place?
36:01 <Crant> 11/12
36:08 <Crant> its good
36:22 <Mort> clubs.
36:27 <Mort> there is one room above
36:30 <Mort> do you wish to open the door?
36:32 <Mort> if so what marching order
36:41 <Crant> crant first
36:42 <Mort> and Tulok has a key that opens an iron chest
36:49 <Wroth> crant, wroth
36:55 <Mort> western section is locked
37:01 <Mac> Search the chest for traps before opening it.
37:12 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5
37:13 <Mort> do you wish to open the door?
37:13 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
37:18 <Mort> you hear a voice behind it
37:21 <Mort> and some shuffling
37:24 <Mort> Oh woe betide me..
37:35 <Crant> that was my stealth but i forgot the @mort
37:36 <Mort> "They plan to sacrifice me at the full moon.."
37:54 <Mort> roll sense motive
38:02 <Mort> if you think he is fakin
38:16 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+7 sense motive
38:17 <diebot> Wroth, sense motive: [1d20=16] 23
38:32 <Mort> hes really really frighttened
38:33 <Mort> and woeful
38:36 <Mort> seems sincere enough
38:48 <Mort> yes
38:50 <Mort> tulok has 2 keys
38:54 <Mort> tehre an iron chest in the room
38:58 <Crant> disable divice
39:05 <Mort> nah nothing
39:13 <Mort> chest contains mw studded leather
39:15 <Mort> mw buckler
39:18 <Crant> !throw 1d20+8
39:19 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
39:21 <Mort> mw rapier, shortbow with 15 arrows, CMW sroll
39:24 <Mort> scroll of invis and a wayfinder
39:34 <Mort> ok are you opening the door?
39:43 <Mort> that you hear the VOICE?
39:44 <Mort> no 
40:08 <Mort> And a Wild Balenar Forsend Appears!
40:29 <Mort> he loks at all the shiny stuff... that you took off iron chest
40:31 <Mort> Oh thats my gear..
40:35 <Mort> Are you here to rescue me?
40:41 <Mort> Ive been stuck here for the last week...
40:47 <Mort> Yes yes Im a pathfinder..
40:54 <Mort> Those horrible Trogodlyes..
41:10 <Mort> they ambushed me while I was exploring here..
41:13 <Mort> and then I woke up down here
41:22 <Crant> whats on the top level?
41:38 <Mort> And They spoke of...sacrificing me to the demon queen
41:42 <Mort> TO gain power..
41:46 <Mort> he shudders
42:59 <Mort> dont worry..
43:06 <Wroth> sorry what?
43:18 <Mac> Does the NPC Bard have any performances left?
43:21 <Mort> so who is opening
43:34 <Crant> me
43:42 <Mort> ok roll your stleath
43:48 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 stealth @mort
44:00 <Mort> you see a frog in the corner
44:03 <Mort> doing froggie things
44:15 <Mac> How big a frog?
44:18 <Mort> its big for a frog
44:21 <Mort> but not large as per large
44:28 <Mort> its flicking its tongue out at imaginary flies
44:29 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Know Nature
44:30 <diebot> Mac, Know Nature: [1d20=19] 21
44:36 <Mort> yep its a giant frog what did you wat to know
44:40 <Mort> 2 pieces info
44:48 <Mac> Special attacks and defenses, I guess.
45:07 <Crant> has it noticed us?
45:08 <Mort> it looks hungry
45:11 <Mort> nope it hasnt
45:12 <Mort> its froggigng
45:24 <Mort> Melee bite +3 (1d6+2 plus grab) or tongue +3 touch (grab)
45:24 <Mort> Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (15 ft. with tongue)
45:24 <Mort> Special Attacks pull (tongue, 5 feet), swallow whole (1d4 bludgeoning damage, AC 10, 1 hp), tongue
45:31 <Crant> i would like to stealth up to it
45:33 <Mort> Tongue (Ex)
45:34 <Mort> A giant frog's tongue is a primary attack with reach equal to three times the frog's normal reach (15 feet for a Medium giant frog). A giant frog's tongue deals no damage on a hit, but can be used to grab. A giant frog does not gain the grappled condition while using its tongue in this manner. 
45:39 <Mort> ok roll stelath
45:41 <Mort> anyone going with him?
45:54 <Crant> i already rolled it at you
45:59 <Mort> anyone else
46:00 <Mort> doing it?
46:20 <Mort> you sneak up to it fine
46:29 <Mort> wut you doing
46:31 <Crant> I stab at it
46:38 <Mort> youre next to hit, hiding in a pool of water
46:42 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 init
46:43 <diebot> Crant, init: [1d20=5] 10
46:44 <Mort> roll to hit
46:57 <Crant> thats my init as i suspect that initiates a surprise round
46:58 <Mort> your kukri bounces off its surprisingly rubbery hide
47:00 <Mort> yeah
47:01 <Mort> k
47:05 <Mort> everyone init
47:06 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Init
47:06 <diebot> Mac, Init: [1d20=7] 13
47:14 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
47:14 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=7] 10
47:20 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2
47:20 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
47:23 <Crant> !throw 1d20+6; 1d4
47:24 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14; 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
47:40 <Mort> !throw 1d20+1
47:41 <diebot> Mort, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
47:43 <Mort> woohooo
47:44 <Mort> k
47:53 <Mac> What about B's init?
48:03 <Mort> Ill check
48:44 <Mort> crant your init
48:46 <Mort> I need your init thanks
48:59 <Crant> a 10
49:02 <Mort> k
49:08 <Mac> Crant's was a 10, rolled earlier. you thought it was his to hit.
49:25 <Crant> then a 14 to hit flat foot
49:31 <Mac> I think his to hit was a 14, with 4 damage potential.
49:37 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 init B
49:38 <diebot> Mort, init B: [1d20=4] 6
49:47 <Mort> ok Ill take the hp off
49:55 <Mort> Ashar what you doing
50:26 <Mort> ok roll it
50:28 <Mort> flatfooted ac
50:40 <Mort> wait
50:42 <Mort> you going to 4 M?
50:43 <Mort> dpuble move
50:44 <Mort> no attack
51:10 <Mort> doy ou want to?
51:40 <Mort> looks good
51:43 <Mort> ok frog next
51:44 <Mort> Nom Nom
51:59 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 bite on Crant
51:59 <diebot> Mort, bite on Crant: [1d20=3] 6
52:03 <Mort> and mises horribly
52:09 <Mort> Mac next
52:51 <Mort> k take it and go
52:58 <Mac> !throw 1d20-7
52:58 <diebot> Mac, 1d20-7: [1d20=8] 1
53:03 <Mort> and you nearly shoot yourself in the foot
53:25 <Mort> Wrothmonk
54:30 <Mort> yes
54:32 <Mort> throwing into melee
55:00 <Mort> k
55:04 <Mort> Crant your turn
55:14 <Crant> !throw 1d20+6; 1d4
55:14 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22; 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
55:22 <Mort> you slice a bit of frog sushi out
55:22 <Crant> yeah 1 point of damage
55:30 <Crant> acrobatics to M2
55:33 <Mort> roll
55:35 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5
55:35 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
55:51 <Mort> you turn into a tumbling ball of Crant
55:54 <Mort> frog cant bite that
55:56 <Crant> i do like a cartwheel and shit bwahahahahahah
56:02 <Mort> Balanar walks into the room..
56:06 <Mort> and Begins to Sing!
56:06 <Ashar> "Ain't nobody got bite for that!"
56:16 <Crant> up to M2 directly north of the frog
56:20 <Mac> +1 or is he better than that?
56:23 <Mort> Here our soldiers stand from all around the world,
56:23 <Mort> waiting in a line to hear the battle cry.
56:24 <Mort> all are gathered here, victory is near,
56:24 <Mort> The Sound will fill the hall,
56:24 <Mort> bringing Power to us all,
56:24 <Mort> _1
56:25 <Mort> +1
56:32 <Mort> http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Warriors-of-the-World-lyrics-Manowar/FD5ED16A05404E714825696500095F7A
56:41 <Mort> dont ask me to sing it. the ..tone is totally wrong for me
56:43 <Ashar> lol, you used a manowar song
56:45 <Mort> I cant reach that kind of notes..
56:46 <Mort> yes
56:46 <Ashar> on dear god
56:49 <Mort> ahahah
56:50 <Ashar> oh
56:59 <Mort> I cant do the voice on it, suggest you do youtube
57:01 <Mort> I like manowar
57:10 <Mort> Asahrs turn
57:42 <Crant> no cause im not in the right spot
57:54 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+1
57:55 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
57:55 <Crant> I am supposed to be in M2
58:03 <Ashar> !roll 1d8+1
58:03 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
58:08 <Mort> you hit the frog
58:15 <Mort> it Croaks
58:18 <Crant> at M2
58:21 <Crant> one east
58:36 <Mort> frog sound
58:38 <Mort> Ribbit
58:47 <Crant> its why i acro checked to provide flanking
58:50 <Mort> K
58:52 <Mort> Now next
58:56 <Mort> the Frog
58:58 <Mort> Oh who poked it?
59:03 <Mort> Its Ashar..
59:03 <Ashar> me! :)
59:12 <Mort> ashar poked harder
59:17 <Crant> i have done the most damage i believe
59:17 <Mort> it oesnt want to become frog on stick
59:22 <Ashar> that's what she said
59:24 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 bite
59:24 <diebot> Mort, bite: [1d20=11] 13
59:28 <Mort> odes that hit?
59:42 <Mort> does a 13 hit ashar?
59:50 <Crant> 4 and then 1 for a total of 5 damage, ashar did 4 damage
59:57 <Mort> !throw 1d20+7 grapple
59:58 <diebot> Mort, grapple: [1d20=13] 20
00:02 <Mort> that a grapple?
00:07 <Mort> it has short term memory.
00:13 <Mort> your CMD
00:14 <Mort> prolly yes
00:17 <Mort> taht grapples my lv 6 magus
00:22 <Mort> so Id say it grappes a level 1 sorc
00:33 <Mort> its ac drops by 2
00:44 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 damage
00:45 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=3] 5
00:50 <Mort> 5 damage
00:52 <Mort> yeah..
01:04 <Mort> next its mac
01:43 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2
01:43 <diebot> Mac, 1d20-2: [1d20=5] 3
02:11 <Mort> no it cant
02:25 <Mort> it cant take aoos
02:27 <Mort> grappled condition
02:32 <Mort> I didnt use togue to grab so I am grappled
02:41 <Mort> is that where you want to be?
02:42 <Mort> ok
02:49 <Mort> remember bard song
02:56 <Mort> no
02:59 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+6 kama
03:00 <diebot> Wroth, kama: [1d20=10] 16
03:01 <Mort> ac is dropped by 2
03:02 <Mort> you hit
03:06 <Mort> because of grappled condition
03:13 <Wroth> !throw 1d6+1
03:14 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
03:21 <Mort> ok
03:31 <Mort> Balanar continues singing
03:35 <Mort> lets see what else does he do
04:01 <Mort> he steps up and clws
04:09 <Mort> !throw 1d8+1 clw ashar
04:10 <diebot> Mort, clw ashar: [1d8=5] 6
04:14 <Mort> k add taht to your hp
04:19 <Mort> you didnt know bards could do that did you?
04:19 <Mort> :P
04:38 <Mort> ok so next its ashar
04:41 <Mort> you are now grappled!
04:48 * Ashar gasps out a thank you as he's squished
04:55 <Mort> but spears are 2 hand weapons?
05:01 <Mort> escape/cmb break
05:09 <Mort> ok
05:12 <Mort> take -2 to attack
05:15 <Mort> because you grappled
05:18 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-1
05:19 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-1: [1d20=2] 1
05:21 <Mort> he also takes -2 to ac so it evens out
05:22 <Mort> you miss
05:29 <Mort> he tries to maintain grapple to inflict damage
05:43 <Mort> !throw 1d20+7 maintain grapple
05:43 <diebot> Mort, maintain grapple: [1d20=9] 16
05:46 <Mort> that your cmd?
05:53 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 inflict damage chomp.
05:53 <diebot> Mort, inflict damage chomp.: [1d6=3] 5
05:59 <Mort> yes?
06:10 <Mort> he is maintianing grapple
06:15 <Mort> then you can inflict unarmed strike damage
06:21 <Mort> he took his turn
06:24 <Mort> ok so Crants turn
06:25 <Mort> I may have missed
06:30 <Crant> !throw 1d20+9; 1d4+1
06:30 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+9: [1d20=17] 26; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
06:31 <Mort> k so we see if crant can make the frog croke
06:42 <Mort> ok Crant makes the frog Croak
06:46 <Mort> so that grapple never happend :P
06:51 <Mort> as it it Croaked. and went down
07:06 <Mort> Crant turned it into Frog sushi
07:07 <Mort> so...
07:10 <Mort> are you guys doing anything to it?
07:32 <Mort> or a leather cloak?
07:38 <Mort> damnit., you have no idea how good frog legs are..
07:39 <Mort> really..
07:43 <Mort> A Frog figurine
07:45 <Mort> what were you expecting?
08:04 <Crant> we looooooooo the rooms
08:05 <Mort> you cant access those areas
08:21 <Mort> ok but they are empty
08:22 <Mort> according to mob
08:26 <Mort> anyway you find a frog statue
08:27 <Mort> with the frog
08:31 <Mort> its a celestial frog statue!
08:34 <Mac> Detect Magic
08:47 <Mort> its worth 500 gp
08:47 <Mort> and not magical
08:53 <Mort> aww no giant frog companions for joo..
08:54 <Mort> :P
08:56 <Mac> Nice money, though.
09:07 <Mort> and you were supposed to give everything to the pathfinder society
09:13 <Mort> everythign you found you nice..pathfinders
09:17 <Mort> hes happy to go up wiht you
09:20 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5 Stealth @mort
10:32 <Mort> oh gosh
10:47 <Mort> ok
10:52 <Mort>  so you all head up to the top of the tower
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11:14 Crant has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
11:17 <Mort> who stelathing?
11:21 <Mort> besdies crant
11:26 <Mac> I'll try
11:30 Steven is now known as Crant
11:37 <Mac> !throw 1d20-2 Stealth @mort
11:59 <Mort> ok
12:00 <Mort> who else
12:04 <Mort> anyone stealthing??
12:15 <Ashar> !throw 1d20+2 Stealth @mort
12:35 <Mort> you guys are making an awful lot of noise..coming up the stairs
12:43 <Mort> about the only person who is halfway decent is Crant..
12:49 <Mort> typically...
12:52 <Mort> so you pop up into hte room
13:16 <Mort> The four wings of the tower are completely open on this level, forming one great  crossed shaped hamber with arched cellings
13:28 <Mort> The decayed remanants of a carpet run from the doorways at the end of each wing, meeting in the center
13:35 <Mort> Where a spiral stiarcase drops out of sight below.
13:45 <Mort> A large throne like chair stands in the middle of the eastern wing next to a big chest
14:17 <Mort> since you guys were pretty noisy..
14:24 <Mort> whoever who is up..
14:26 <Mort> spotted you
14:41 <Mort> you see a Trog with his Pet Lizard!
14:48 <Mac> !throw 1d20+6 Init
14:48 <diebot> Mac, Init: [1d20=14] 20
14:50 <Mort> ahem Pet crocodile
14:55 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 init
14:55 <diebot> Mort, init: [1d20=2] 7
14:58 <Mort> oh noes
15:00 <Mort> WHY ME...
15:07 <Mort> everyone init
15:08 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+2 Init
15:09 <dicebot> Ashar, Init: [1d20=9] 11
15:10 <Mort> no surprise or whatsoever
15:16 <Mort> since you guys were going up like tin cans.. really :P
15:37 <Mort> Oh and our trog friend is wearing a holy symbol on his heck
15:39 <Mort> neck
15:42 <Mort> of a jackal
15:53 <Mac> Is T or S the Trog?
15:58 <Mort> S is the croc
16:00 <Mort> T is the Trog
16:07 <Mort> Wroth and Crant
16:12 <Mac> Bueno
16:14 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 B
16:15 <diebot> Mort, B: [1d20=15] 17
16:33 * Ashar screams to Intimidate the Trog, "Surrender and we will let you live! Fight and we will skin you alive and feed your entrails to the wild dogs!"
16:51 <Crant> !throw 1d20+5
16:52 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
16:55 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 init
16:55 <diebot> Wroth, init: [1d20=11] 14
17:13 <Mort> yes he did
17:20 <Mort> has good perception lolz
17:26 <Mort> yes give shaken
17:26 <Crant> cool cool
17:29 <Mort> but htats a standard action
17:38 <Mort> ok no surpirse round
17:43 <Mort> Mac this is your turn now
18:02 <Mac> DC 15 Will save, Charm person on the Trog
18:18 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 will
18:18 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=14] 20
18:20 <Mac> "You are my friend, aren't you?
18:29 <Mort> "No friend of the demon queen you are.."
18:30 <Mac> "Nope. Get 'em guys!"
18:43 <Mac> I treied
18:45 <Mort> "Soft 2 leggers..fit only to be sacrificed on her Altar!"
18:50 <Mort> mac make a dc 10 engineering check
18:54 <Mort> make it untrained since youre a bard
18:58 <Mac> Move two squares due north
19:06 <Mort> make your dc 10 enginering check first
19:13 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2 Know Engineering
19:14 <diebot> Mac, Know Engineering: [1d20=16] 18
19:18 <Mort> YOU KNOW THE SHADED AREA
19:23 <Mort> is bloody unstable
19:29 <Mort> 4 medium creatures on it, it tumbles down
19:31 <Mac> "I lete everyone know that area is unstable.
19:34 <Mort> and yes everythign down there goes down with it
19:36 <Mort> do you want ot move?
19:42 <Mac> 2 squares north
19:45 <Mort> ok move done
19:48 <Mac> That's right
19:52 <Mac> Done
19:57 <Mort> Wrothmonk
20:43 <Mort> nope
20:44 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3
20:45 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
20:47 <Mort> miss
21:03 <Mort> Balanar starts bardic performance
21:11 <Mort> The Sound will fill the hall,
21:11 <Mort> bringing Power to us all,
21:11 <Mort> we alone are fighting for Battle that is true,
21:11 <Mort> we own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you,
21:11 <Mort> Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry,
21:11 <Mort> stand and fight together beneath the battle-sky !
21:33 <Mort> Crant ?
21:40 <Wroth> who let this guy watch lord of the rings
21:44 <Crant> move to infront of T
21:47 <Crant> and attack
21:49 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
21:50 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
22:03 <Mort> hit
22:07 <Mort> Ill take off teh hp
22:09 <Mort> now ashar
22:16 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+4 Intimidating about how we "tortured, butchered, and skinned his followers already and he's going to die horribly!"
22:16 <dicebot> Ashar, Intimidating about how we \"tortured, butchered, and skinned his followers already and he's going to die horribly!\": [1d20=16] 20
22:26 <Crant> cant wait till i get to level 5 and can afford a +1 Agile Kukri
22:38 <Crant> will be 1d4+7 damage
22:50 <Crant> or i might get Keen on it first
22:56 <Mort> "Foul infidels..Feel the wrath of the demon queen!"
22:58 <Crant> pass off crits with butterfly sting
23:02 <Crant> I havent decided yet
23:08 <Mort> He looks for a moment less confident, then shakes it off..
23:23 <Mort> (shaken 1 round)
23:34 <Mort> but Croc is unaffefcted..I didnt know crocs understand intimidate..ahem
24:08 * Ashar casts Destabilize Architecture
24:10 <Mort> 5 ft step
24:21 <Mort> and cast...a spell
24:23 <Crant> isnt there a throne in his way
24:24 <Mort> let me see when it takes place
24:39 <Mort> hm
24:40 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 Spellcraft
24:40 <diebot> Mac, Spellcraft: [1d20=12] 17
24:44 <Mort> this is going to be a problem
25:03 <Mort> move then take your aoo
25:05 <Mort> Im not going to wd
25:09 <Mort> wroth and crant aoo
25:13 <Crant> or he could attempt to acrobatics
25:21 <Ashar> !throw 1d20+3 Spellcraft
25:21 <diebot> Ashar, Spellcraft: [1d20=2] 5
25:24 <Crant> or cast defensively
25:28 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+8 trip
25:29 <diebot> Wroth, trip: [1d20=7] 15
25:30 <Mort> acro not very good
25:37 <Crant> better than taking an AoO
25:41 <Crant> costs hiim nothing to try really
25:47 <Mort> he doesnt get tripped
25:49 <Mort> I rather take the damage
25:50 <Crant> since if he moves he provokes aoos anyways
25:52 <Mort> I need to get that spell off :P
25:56 <Mort> Iahahhaa
25:56 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
25:57 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
26:02 <Mort> you cut him up some
26:54 <Mort> a swarm of spiders engulfs both wrothmonk and crant
27:18 <Wroth> ash, do you happen to have burning hands?
27:25 <Mort> now for handle animal
27:26 <Wroth> because we are screwed otherwise
27:35 <Mort> !throw 1d20+11 handle snapjaw attack trick
27:35 <diebot> Mort, handle snapjaw attack trick: [1d20=10] 21
27:38 <Mort> I cant fail can I :D
28:05 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 bite on Crank
28:05 <Crant> um.... did we identify the spell?
28:05 <diebot> Mort, bite on Crank: [1d20=16] 20
28:08 <Mort> summon swarm
28:11 <Mort> you already saw it
28:20 <Crant> summon swarm is a 1round cast time
28:29 <Mort> ah ok
28:31 <Mort>  not yet then
28:34 <Crant> it will pop up on that turn
28:43 <Mort> so the croc bite crant
28:54 <Mort> will do it then
29:02 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 bite damage
29:02 <diebot> Mort, bite damage: [1d6=3] 5
29:23 <Crant> 6/12
29:57 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 grapple
29:57 <diebot> Mort, grapple: [1d20=5] 14
30:02 <Mort> does that grapple you?
30:04 <Mort> if not youre still free
30:07 <Crant> nope
30:12 <Mort> !throw 1d20-2 tail slap
30:12 <diebot> Mort, tail slap: [1d20=4] 2
30:14 <Mort> end
30:15 <Crant> 16cmb
30:17 <Mort> hes still casting it
30:18 <Mort> k end
30:20 <Crant> cmd even
30:26 <Mort> daage him
30:30 <Mort> make him do concentration check
30:54 <Mort> sorry jsut now when he moved he moved there
30:56 <Mort> so next..
30:59 <Mort> top of round
31:09 <Mort> mac youre up
31:34 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
31:34 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
31:39 <Mort> miss
31:42 <Mort> did you add bard song though?
31:45 <Mort> last round our bard was singing
31:46 <Mort> k
31:47 <Mort>  end turn
32:33 <Mort> move
32:35 <Mort> and provoked
33:01 <Mort> if you throw weapon with a croc..
33:05 <Mort> it will provoke
33:13 <Mort> you can
33:28 <Mort> damage
33:31 <Mort> you want you slash for dmaage
34:59 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+8 trip trog
35:01 <diebot> Wroth, trip trog: [1d20=3] 11
35:06 <Mort> he jumps over
35:13 <Mort> at least if thats where it goes
35:36 <Mort> Crant next
35:50 <Mort> youre going to?
35:52 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
35:52 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10; 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
35:56 <Mort> miss
35:58 <Mort> Oh balanars turn..
36:01 <Mort> let see what he does
36:22 <Crant> 5ft step nw
37:18 <Mort> ok
37:24 <Mort> so Balanar he tries to do something
37:35 <Crant> "Need some Heals!"
37:57 <Mort> ah ok he goes and gives you a heal
38:03 <Mort> !throw 1d8+1
38:03 <diebot> Mort, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
38:12 <Crant> 8/12 is better than what i had.
38:17 <Mort> Ashars turn
38:23 <Ashar> 5ft step south, hurl javelin at trog.
38:32 <Mort> ok
38:32 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+1 Javelin trow at Trog
38:33 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8; Javelin trow at Trog: [1d6=1] 2
38:33 <Mort> roll it
38:36 <Mort> miss
38:48 <Mort> his turn
38:52 <Mort> he uses his standard action
39:09 <Mort> hm?
39:12 <Mort> Im just finishing it
39:25 <Mort> 5 ft complete
39:26 <Mort> then finish it
39:29 <Mort> and summon swarm
39:48 <Crant> hurts so bad!
39:57 <Mort> crocodile will attakc neareest
40:01 <Mort> to defend master
40:14 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 bite
40:14 <diebot> Mort, bite: [1d20=19] 23
40:19 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 damage
40:20 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=5] 7
40:28 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 grapple
40:29 <Crant> everyone, run mort is getting good rolls
40:31 <diebot> Mort, grapple: [1d20=18] 27
40:34 <Mort> I dint see my grapple
40:36 <Mort> wrothmonk is grappled
40:38 <Mort> by a croc
41:08 <Mort> k macs turn
41:30 <Mort> ok
41:34 <Mort> then?
41:38 <Crant> theres a swarm in our square and they ended their movement
41:39 <Mort> what?
41:42 <Mort> mage hand?
41:46 <Crant> we take damage.
41:54 <Mort> ok noisy
42:02 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 will
42:03 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=11] 17
42:09 <Mort> he shrugs it off
42:18 <Crant> Mort, roll damage for the swarm
42:25 <Mort> Wrothmonk
42:27 <Mort> on your turn
42:28 <Mort> gimem a moment
42:44 <Mort> !throw 1d6
42:45 <diebot> Mort, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
42:50 <Mort> dc 11 fort pls
42:58 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3 fort
43:00 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4 Fort
43:01 <diebot> Wroth, fort: [1d20=15] 18
43:01 <Mort> distraction
43:01 <diebot> Crant, Fort: [1d20=11] 15
43:03 * dicebot removes ban on *!*@101.119.4BC00E.3E9C67
43:04 <Mort> no its not you
43:07 <Mort> then now poison
43:14 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4 fort
43:14 <diebot> Crant, fort: [1d20=6] 10
43:15 <Mort> first for distraction, 2nd for poison
43:19 <Mort> you are poisoned
43:20 <Crant> i believe i am poisoned
43:24 <Mort> !throw 1d2 strength
43:25 <diebot> Mort, strength: [1d2=1] 1
43:36 <Crant> crap my 'dump' stat
43:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20+1 fort distraction B
43:39 <diebot> Mort, fort distraction B: [1d20=19] 20
43:44 <Mort> he doesnt get distracted
43:52 <Mort> !throw 1d20+1 poison save
43:53 <diebot> Mort, poison save: [1d20=14] 15
43:56 <Mort> he doesnt get poisoned
43:58 <Mort> wow uber bard
43:58 <Mort> ok
44:13 <Mort> Wrothmonk
44:14 <Mort> your turn
44:20 <Mac> The Bard of Dewm
44:56 <Mort> tou can escape artist
44:58 <Mort> or attack unarmed
45:03 <Mort> at -2
45:04 <Mort> or cmb break
45:09 <Crant> or attack with a one handed weapon
45:11 <Mort> agile maneuvers lets you use dex to cmb I htink
45:16 <Mort> which means he CAN punch the croc
45:18 <Mort> if he wants to
45:40 <Mort> you have to brkea his cmd
45:50 <Mort> but god its high
45:56 <Crant> your cmb is bab+dex+misc
46:05 <Crant> or you could try to kill it
46:36 <Mort> untouhced duh
46:40 <Mort> you were hititng his master
46:45 <Mort> just a usual white crocodile..
46:46 <Mort> really
47:04 <Mort> yes
47:06 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+2 kama slash
47:07 <diebot> Wroth, kama slash: [1d20=18] 20
47:11 <Mort> hits
47:13 <Mort> roll damage
47:16 <Wroth> !throw 1d6+1
47:17 <diebot> Wroth, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
47:27 <Mort> k
47:39 <Mort> Ashar
47:42 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+3; 1d3+1 acid spray on trog
47:43 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5; acid spray on trog: [1d3=2] 3
47:45 <Mort> Crantyour turn
47:47 <Mort> miss
47:48 <Mort> B will move out
48:02 <Mort> begins full round spell out
48:17 <Mort> ok
48:18 <Crant> !throw 1d8+1
48:18 <diebot> Crant, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
48:29 <Mort> and what r you going to do
48:31 <Mort> move ot?
48:40 <Crant> N11
48:44 <Mort> k
48:45 <Mort> N 11
48:55 <Mort> ok
48:57 <Mort> k
49:06 <Mort> Trog concentrates on spell, cant do anything else
49:24 <Crant> the trog is casting?
49:52 <Mort> concentration
49:54 <Mort> is a standarad action
49:56 <Mort> so he cant do anything
50:00 <Mort> he is maintiainig the swarm
50:01 <Crant> that sucks
50:11 <Mort> he commands the croc to continue the job
50:15 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 grapple
50:16 <diebot> Mort, grapple: [1d20=20] 29
50:23 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 damage on wroth
50:23 <diebot> Mort, damage on wroth: [1d6=1] 3
50:28 <Mort> k thats end of both of theirs
50:31 <Crant> !throw 2#1d20+4 Fort Saves
50:31 <diebot> Crant, Fort Saves: [1d20=10] 14, [1d20=17] 21
50:32 <Mort> hes still busy holding swarm on you
50:40 <Mort> so you fail which oone?
50:46 <Mort> acutlaly you pass both
50:47 <Mort> lol
50:50 <Mort> so you take..
50:52 <Mort> !throw 1d6 damage
50:53 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=3] 3
50:55 <Mort> 3 points
51:03 <Mort> Mac next
51:23 <Mort> ok
51:35 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 will
51:35 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=11] 17
51:38 <Mort> passes
51:49 <Mort> wroth
51:51 <Mort> are you still up?
51:54 <Mort> did the daage on you
51:57 <Mort> and youre still grappled
52:11 <Mort> ok
52:18 <Mort> 17
52:34 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+3
52:35 <diebot> Wroth, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
52:39 <Mort> you break free!
52:45 <Mort> youre no longer grappled by the meany croc!
52:59 <Mort> its 75 ft..
53:00 <Mort> of empty
53:41 <Mort> take aoo
53:45 <Mort> if you 5 ft you can
54:02 <Mort> ok you run to M8?
54:13 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 bite
54:13 <diebot> Mort, bite: [1d20=5] 9
54:16 <Mort> and the croc misses
54:20 <Mort> tries to snap at you
54:22 <Mort> but youre to fast!
54:32 <Mort> balanars turn
54:35 <Mort> his spell takes place, sleep
54:37 <Mort> for the crocodile
54:51 <Mort> how much space
54:53 <Mort> btw wroth
54:54 <Mort> whih part
54:59 <Mort> did I get you on right square?
55:06 <Mort> there?
55:13 <Mort> k so now my will save..
55:29 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 will
55:29 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=4] 6
55:35 <Mort> crocodile falls asleep
56:00 <Mort> Crants turn
56:07 <Crant> i attack the douche with the swam
56:16 <Crant> !throw 1d20+7; 1d4+1
56:16 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
56:22 <Mort> you sure?
56:27 <Mort> or you want to 5 ft up, cdg the croc..
56:31 <Crant> nope
56:32 <Mort> that is possible, sleeping croc
56:39 <Mort> k you hit the master..
56:42 <Crant> coup provokes an AoO and im not in the best of health
56:52 <Crant> it has to make concentration on the swarm
56:54 <Mort> he Yowls
57:05 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 concentration check
57:05 <diebot> Mort, concentration check: [1d20=2] 7
57:08 <Mort> poof
57:13 <Mort> no swarm.
57:19 <Crant> it still persists for 2 rounds
57:20 <Mort> concentration + 2 rounds
57:20 <Mort> so yes
57:42 <Crant> i kinda wanna just move
57:47 <Mort> ok so where are you moving to now
57:54 <Crant> I will move west, provoking an AoO
57:58 <Mort> "Nooooo!"
58:03 <Mort> you hear an angry howl
58:15 <Mort> there?
58:22 <Crant> H11
58:25 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 slash
58:26 <diebot> Mort, slash: [1d20=18] 24
58:28 <Mort> uh oh
58:38 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 confirm?
58:39 <diebot> Mort, confirm?: [1d20=16] 22
58:42 <Mort> ok confirm
58:45 <Mort> I dont think youe going anywhere
58:51 <Crant> he is a caster with +6 to hit?
58:57 <Mort> !throw 2d6+4 damage
58:58 <diebot> Mort, damage: [2d6=4,6] 14
59:17 <Mort> he is a caster really? :P
59:22 <Mort> do you ahve anything you can use to save yourself?
59:25 <Mort> scimi crit
59:25 <Mac> Divine, not arcane.
59:43 <Mac> Use your once a day negate, you mentioned earlier
59:44 <Mort> considering the croc and the swarm..didnt you guess what he is?
00:00 <Crant> yeah immediate to try to negate
00:05 <Crant> !throw 1d100
00:06 <Mort> ok
00:06 <diebot> Crant, 1d100: [1d100=59] 59
00:07 <Mort> do it
00:07 <Mac> At least he doesn't have Wild Shape yet.
00:08 <Mort> does it?
00:10 <Crant> it still confirms
00:17 <Crant> i am unconcious at his feat
00:17 <Mort> I think youre dead?
00:21 <Mort> not yet?
00:21 <Mort> k
00:27 <Crant> feet
00:44 <Mort> Bs next
00:57 <Mort> he moves into the swarm and CLW you
01:10 <Mort> hrm he delays for now
01:27 <Mac> ?
01:32 <Mort> k so Ashars turn
01:33 <Mort> B is delaying
01:46 <Mort> Bdoents wnat to geti not hte swarm yet
01:50 <Mort> may lose action lolz
02:05 <Mort> Ashar is casting sleep..
02:06 <Mort> k
02:19 <Mort> B is delaying..
02:54 <Mac> Who's up
03:06 <Mort> he puts the swarm on those who have attacked him with the last few rounds left
03:15 <Mort> !throw 1d6 on worth
03:15 <diebot> Mort, on worth: [1d6=5] 5
03:28 <Mort> and uses a standard action to wake up the croc
03:33 <Mort> balanar comes over to heal Krant
03:37 <Wroth> I am severely wounded
03:54 <Mort> !throw 1d8+1 on crant
03:54 <diebot> Mort, on crant: [1d8=6] 7
03:58 <Mort> k 7 hp back
04:04 <Mort> on the ground?
04:28 <Mort> Hm
04:32 <Mort> may have mistook with vormit swarm
04:37 <Mort> I dont do swarms that much on honest
04:46 <Crant> I'm okay with it going after people
04:59 <Crant> since if it stays in my square it does me damage......
05:01 <Mort> k
05:03 <Wroth> if its a summon it requires a handle animal I think
05:04 <Mort> so thats what happens
05:07 <Mort> it wont work
05:10 <Mort> its vermin
05:11 <Mort> lol
05:17 <Mort> I dont have vermin empathy
05:19 <Mort> but well ok 
05:41 <Mort> it goes after nearest living creature
05:47 <Mort> good point
05:53 <Mac> Which is the trog and the croc, I would think.
06:00 <Wroth> backfire!
06:02 <Wroth> wewt!
06:16 <Mac> Swarms are dangerous, to everyone.
06:20 <Mort> I agree
06:22 <Ashar> (you're welcome!)
06:27 <Mort> I missed out iwth vormit swarm
06:30 <Mort> its not my fav way of fighting
06:37 <Mort> if it helps
06:43 <Mort> so now we have a swarmed trog and a swarmed croc
06:46 <Mac> SNA is a better option, usually.
06:54 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 fort save T?
06:54 <diebot> Mort, fort save T?: [1d20=1] 10
06:55 <Crant> well thank you mort for moving it out of my square
06:59 <Mort> distracted
07:08 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 fort save poison?
07:08 <diebot> Mort, fort save poison?: [1d20=18] 27
07:12 <Crant> otherwise it would have killed my character.
07:14 <Mort> not posioned
07:15 <Mort> tiem to run
07:35 <Mort> move action
07:37 <Mort> now for croc
07:47 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 distracted?
07:48 <diebot> Mort, distracted?: [1d20=6] 10
07:51 <Mort> sigh
07:55 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 poisoned?
07:56 <diebot> Mort, poisoned?: [1d20=14] 18
08:02 <Mort> not poisoned but both distracted
08:12 <Crant> no distracted means it gains the nasiated
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08:29 <Crant> but the damage from the swarm
08:33 <Mort> the swarm wil lwakei tup
08:35 <Crant> would wake up the croc
08:35 <Mort> now let me see how much I take
08:41 <Mort> !throw 1d6 damage
08:42 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=2] 2
08:45 <Mort> 2 points to both
08:49 <Crant> the real question
08:56 <Mort> oh k
08:57 <Mort> 5
08:58 <Crant> is
08:59 <Mort> Ill takei t off
09:04 <Crant> does the swarm make the ledge unstable
09:06 <Mort> the croc will wake up from swarm damage
09:07 <Mort> no
09:10 <Mort> it weighs next to nothing
09:31 <Crant> darn i was hoping it was like a small creature or more
09:43 <Mort> 4 mediums
09:46 <Mort> swarm diminunitive
09:56 <Mort> 1 more rond of swarmness
10:07 <Mort> 4 mediums will make it break
10:33 <Mort> its a swarm diminunitive size
10:39 <Mac> Balenar healed Crant for 7 earlier.
10:45 <Mort> yeah I took hp off
11:06 <Mort> Top of round Mac again
12:00 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
12:00 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
12:03 <Mort> hit
12:04 <Mort> roll damage
12:08 <Crant> i believe i am staggard
12:13 <Mac> !roll 1d6+1
12:14 <dicebot> Mac, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
12:37 <Mort> hes looking pretty badly hurt now
12:55 <Mort> Last Clw on Crant
12:59 <Mort> !throw 1d8+1
12:59 <diebot> Mort, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
13:02 <Crant> i love this guy!
13:03 <Mort> ok 3 hp on crant
13:04 <Mort> your turn
13:18 <Mort> crant turn
13:20 <Crant> i.... will.....
13:39 <Crant> stand up
13:44 <Mort> yes
13:57 <Wroth> brb
14:16 <Crant> Move nw 2 times
14:31 <Crant> end turn
14:32 <Mort> done
14:42 <Mort> Wrotnmonk
14:45 <Mort> Wrothmonk your turn
14:49 <Mort> if he is afk, Ashar take first
14:49 <Mac> I think he meant the square N of Mac
14:56 <Crant> i was considering picking up my potion that surely fell out of my hands when i went unconcious
15:09 <Mort> Ashar take your turn first
15:29 <Mort> Ashar take your turn first
15:30 <Mort> ok
15:30 <Crant> ashar i believe in you!
15:37 <Wroth> back
15:39 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 will
15:40 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=11] 17
15:43 <Mort> whats your dc
15:48 <Mort> Wroth your turn
16:06 <Mort> croc laso has to?
16:09 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 will
16:09 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=12] 14
16:10 <Crant> its an area effect 4hd starting with lowest HD
16:16 <Crant> moving to the highest
16:17 <Mort> croc gets it first, andf all asleep
16:18 <Mort> Probably
16:19 <Mort> lol
16:28 <Mort> the croc falls asleep
16:33 <Mort> yes
16:37 <Crant> COUP THAT MUTHA FUCKA!
16:40 <Mort> I dont htik I can take a sorcs fort save..
16:45 <Wroth> hell yeah
16:45 <Mort> and I folled a 14
16:47 <Mort> rolled a 14
16:47 <Wroth> CDG
16:49 <Mort> ok do it
16:52 <Wroth> how does that work exactly?
16:59 <Mort> x 3 on a karma?
17:00 <Mort> it is
17:03 <Mort> critcial
17:10 <Mort> karma is 1d6?
17:15 <Mort> 2d6+2 then
17:18 <Mort> I thin it will finish the croc
17:19 <Mort> not much left
17:26 <Wroth> !throw 2d6+2
17:27 <diebot> Wroth, 2d6+2: [2d6=4,4] 10
17:28 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 fort save
17:28 <diebot> Mort, fort save: [1d20=16] 20
17:35 <Mort> but the dmage is enough to put it down
17:38 <Mort> as in unconscious
17:54 <Mort> "Noooo!"
18:03 <Mort> the druid
18:04 * Crant coughs up a little blood.
18:06 <Mort> And of all things..
18:07 <Crant> "Yes!"
18:16 <Mort> he castas a spell
18:21 * Wroth slashes the cros throat :P
18:43 <Crant> wait a tick, i have spell craft!
18:44 <Mort> he cant lol
18:56 <Mac> !throw 1d20+5 Spellcraft
18:56 <diebot> Mac, Spellcraft: [1d20=7] 12
18:58 <Crant> !throw 1d20+4
18:59 <diebot> Crant, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
19:03 <Ashar> !roll 1d20+3
19:03 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
19:07 <Mort> A ball of fire appears in his hands..
19:11 <Crant> i likely dont know what it is unless its a cantrip
19:13 <Mort> throws it at the Croc murderer
19:32 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 flame ball
19:33 <diebot> Mort, flame ball: [1d20=2] 6
19:35 <Mort> and misses
19:37 <Mort> 1 min off duration
19:38 <Mort> end turn
19:43 <Mort> I need to make range touch attack
19:47 <Mort> Mac again
20:15 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
20:15 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
20:21 <Mort> misses
20:24 <Mort> not
20:28 <Ashar> "Surrender and we promise we'll just kill you, no skinning or sexual violation!"
20:33 <Mort> Wrothmonk
20:50 <Mort> "No..The Demon queen will have you all punished for your blashemy!"
21:01 <Ashar> "We'll sexually violate her too!"
21:08 <Mort> (you know, she likes it)
21:13 <Wroth> "Dude you are sick"
21:19 <Mort> k
21:33 <Mort> no
21:36 <Wroth> !throw 1d20+4 kama!
21:37 <Mort> he keeps singing
21:37 <diebot> Wroth, kama!: [1d20=8] 12
21:39 <Mort> mis
21:41 <Mort> next
21:42 <Ashar> (I'm Rakshasa bloodline, I'm all about bluffing and charisma skills/magic)
21:49 <Mort> Crant
22:00 <Crant> !throw 1d20+3 Dagger; 1d4+1
22:01 <diebot> Crant, Dagger: [1d20=10] 13; 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
22:03 <Mort> miss
22:07 <Crant> i miss with my dagger throwing awesomeness
22:16 <Mort> Asher
22:41 <Crant> "Wheres that damned magic stick I bought?"
22:44 <Mort> yes
22:51 <Mort> bard is busy shooting
22:53 <Mac> "Right here."
22:54 <Mort> and balanar is outta spellz
22:56 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-1; 1d3+1
22:57 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-1: [1d20=18] 17; 1d3+1: [1d3=1] 2
23:06 <Mort> k'
23:17 <Mort> "Nooo you infidels!"
23:18 <Mort> not yet
23:41 <Mort> Trhow flaming balls at the croc killer!
23:49 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 flaming ball
23:49 <diebot> Mort, flaming ball: [1d20=17] 21
23:54 <Mort> !throw 1d6+1 damage
23:55 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d6=2] 3
23:56 <Mort> done
24:06 <Mort> Mac next
24:38 <Mort> ok
24:41 <Mort> he knows coolish
24:45 <Mac> !throw 1d20+2
24:45 <diebot> Mac, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
24:48 <Wroth> I just remembered something
24:50 <Mort> hit
24:51 <Mort> roll damage
24:52 <Mac> !throw 1d6+1
24:52 <diebot> Mac, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
24:53 <Wroth> I have a CLW potion!
24:55 <Mort> And..
24:56 <Wroth> :D
24:59 <Mort> THE BARD PUTS THE BIG BAD DOWN
25:08 <Mort> HE collapses with an arrow in his throat
25:15 <Mac> "Bad jokes for the WIN!"
25:18 <Mort> So...
25:21 <Mort> what are you all going to do
25:27 <Crant> loot him
25:27 <Wroth> "heal"
25:29 <Mort> you have a splatted trog..
25:31 <Ashar> !roll 1d20-1; 1d3+1 Acid Spray on the unconscious Troglidator just for laughs
25:32 <dicebot> Ashar, 1d20-1: [1d20=9] 8; Acid Spray on the unconscious Troglidator just for laughs: [1d3=3] 4
25:37 <Mort> k
25:38 <Mac> Search the area, you mentioned a chest by th ethrone?
25:50 <Mort> Ah. The Mc Guffin you want happens ot be the holy symbol
25:51 <Mort> it is
25:59 <Mort> that gnome wanted some trace of his ancestor right?
26:03 <Wroth> yes
26:03 <Crant> i go and pick up my CLW potion i dropped and reload my spring loaded wrist
26:04 <Mort> thats what the trog.. was holding
26:24 <Mort> theres nothing there
26:26 <Mort> I can tell you as a gm
26:35 <Mort> which probably wise
26:36 <Mort> yes
26:47 <Mort> uhh
26:54 <Mort> theres a bunch of bats
26:57 <Mort> if you want you can fight the bat swarm
27:00 <Wroth> no
27:02 <Mort> and yes theres something there
27:02 <Wroth> no no no
27:03 <Mort> but..
27:05 <Mort> I dont know if you want it
27:06 <Mort> ahahhaha
27:12 <Mort> you comppleted the mod
27:25 <Mort> and yes Balanar forsend will spnsor all of you nubs to be pathfinders
27:28 <Mort> saying that you saved his life..
27:30 <Crant> that +6 to hit is nasty at first
27:45 <Mort> and the gnome is...ever so grateful for the remains of his ancenstor
27:54 <Mort> and will get a squad of little gnomes to find the bones to bury
28:02 <Mort> he thanks you and gives you your gp
28:02 <Mac> Too bad there is no Day Job for modules.
28:05 * Ashar claims the ruins of this tower in the name of... himself... and will have it rebuilt! Keeping the bats.
28:06 <Mort> pls gimme your pFS numbers
28:18 <Mort> the gnome cleared teh bats with his little gnome minions
28:19 <Wroth> 58171-6
28:20 <Mac> 3836-15 for Mac
28:22 <Mort> his dad is an alchemist remember? :P
28:27 <Mort> so they all went in prepared and bombed te place out
28:44 <Mac> And, yes, 15 IS the correct PC number.
28:54 <Mort> Im up to 12
28:55 <Mort> gee
28:57 <Mort> no issue
28:57 <Wroth> I have a +7 for my profession.
28:59 <Mort> anyone else?
28:59 <Mort> 2 more
29:02 <Mort> no profession in this
29:06 <Mort> mobs dont get dayjob roles
29:07 <Mort> mods
29:09 <Wroth> which is why I dont like that
29:12 <Mort> aww
29:13 <Mort> and 1 pp
29:17 <Mort> that the mod rules
29:17 <Ashar> 84070 -1 
29:19 <Mort> but replayable
29:32 <Mort> Congratulations on surviving master of fallen fortress
29:41 <Mac> At least it gives 1 PP now.
29:45 <Mort> yeah
29:48 <Mort> Need Crants
29:52 <Wroth> should be "the tons of monsters in a giant tower"
29:52 <Mort> and yes congrats on walking out alive
29:53 <Crant> 27510-7 
29:55 <Mac> I have a PC who got GM credit for this back when it was 0 PP.
30:21 <Mac> Won't have 5 PP until into 2nd level.
30:24 <Crant> hanging up
30:27 <Mort> k
30:36 <Crant> i need me some music and i doubt you guys wanna hear it blasting
30:44 <Mort> end info - > bat swarm had a poition of clw
30:47 <Mort> honestly not worth it
30:51 <Ashar> Manowar I hope
30:54 <Mort> the Bos sNPC is a CR 3 druid with a masterwork scimitar
30:59 <Mort> accidents happen
31:15 <Mac> Glad my new ISP supported the call that well.
31:23 <Mort> usually the mod doesnt give warning on structural integrity but I did decide to tweak it abit
31:29 <Mort> falling to 6d6 is really abit harsh at level 1
31:37 <Ashar> That's putting it lightly
31:43 <Mort> I mean usually the fall kills hte croc as well so its good, but I dont expect any Lv 1 PC to surivive it
31:58 <Mort> I try not to kill people
32:02 <Mort> Despite what my reputation may hold
32:15 <Ashar> Much appreciated, let us do the killing instead.
32:20 <Mort> but god this is a long mod
32:23 <Mort> and Im runnign it in life
32:27 <Mort> Ill study swarms better. I promise!
32:36 <Mort> *Appears with her paws and tail*
32:41 <Ashar> wish i'd noticed it earlier
32:57 <Mac> Should we wait for our hronicles now, or will you email them out?
33:00 <Mort> Ill email
33:02 <Mort> pass mailz
33:08 <Mort> I take ages doing chronicle sheets
33:14 <Mort> besides Id like to add some chance comments on them..
33:17 <Wroth> 6d6 is average would be 18, I think a barbarian wouldnt work
33:21 <Mort> yeah
33:29 <Mort> thats why I gave you chance to see structural integrity
33:39 <Mort> and btw Urm the demon queen = Lamaashtu
33:47 <Mort> demon lord of...urm..sexual perverse acts..
33:49 <Mort> and all kinds of nasty stuff
33:52 <Ashar> it's 2pp to go up to 2nd level right?  I think I can add my rogue lvl now..
33:52 <Wroth> ...
34:01 <Ashar> Oh. Well. I guess I had the right insults then!
34:07 <Wroth> erm its 3 xp
34:19 <Ashar> oh. crap. thanks for ruining it for me.
34:21 <Ashar> so quickly
34:23 <Mort> http://www.pathfindercommunity.net/gods-of-golarion/Lamashtu
34:27 <Mort> all for you :D
34:29 <Mort> have a good read
35:19 <Mort> Mac I need email
35:25 <Mort> and Steven as well..
35:25 <Mac> [email protected], charcater is created on Paizo's site.
35:28 <Mort> Wrothmonk
35:41 <Wroth> oh and the highest probability is from about 19-24
35:44 <Mac> 6d6 average would be 21, I think.
35:47 <Wroth> so yeah, 6d6 sucks
36:12 <Wroth> 1d6 average is 3 right?
36:13 Mac is now known as kinevon
36:15 <Crant> there we go, character leveled up
36:18 <kinevon> 3.5
36:19 Crant is now known as Steven
36:24 <Wroth> oh I see
36:25 <Mort> hop you guys had fun
36:28 <Mort> certainly did running it for you :P
36:32 <Steven> It was fun
36:33 <Wroth> so yes 21
36:34 <Steven> good job
36:37 <Mort> steven email
36:40 <Mort> and ashar as well
36:41 <Mort> wrothmonk also
36:42 <kinevon> 2d6 is 7 on average, thus the game of Craps.
36:50 <Steven> [email protected]
36:55 <Ashar> Yeah, thanks, had a blast :)
36:58 <Mort> I rather not have all fo you making dc 15 reflex saves on the way down
36:58 <Ashar> [email protected]
36:59 <Mort> lol
37:02 Wroth is now known as Wrothmonk
37:02 <kinevon> It was amusing. Almost my second low level PC death, there.
37:04 <Steven> also, wroth what happened to ya last night man?
37:07 <Steven> parents kick ya off?
37:17 <Wrothmonk> Mediaom decided to be a bitch
37:33 <Wrothmonk> couldnt get a solid connection for an hour
37:59 <Mort> factions?
38:05 <Mort> ah nevermind you guys can do it yourself later I suppose
38:06 <kinevon> You have my info and email, yes?
38:09 <Mort> fill it in yourself :P
38:09 <Steven> mine should auto prop as shadow lodge
38:13 <Mort> yes thanks uf you need togo you can 
38:15 <kinevon> Andoran for Mac
38:19 <Wrothmonk> cheliax here
38:28 <kinevon> Night, all, just past Midnight for me.
38:34 <Ashar> shadow lodge
38:34 <Wrothmonk> just past 2 am here
38:36 <Wrothmonk> :P
38:43 <kinevon> Midwest US?
38:58 <Wrothmonk> GMT -6, chicago
39:10 <kinevon> Originally from Chicago, now living in Lost Wages.
39:36 <kinevon> Rogers Park, Belmont Harbor area, Palatine, Hoffman Estates, Schaumburg, etc.
39:58 <Mort> Ashar?
40:02 <Ashar> Hm?
40:04 <Ashar> Thailand.
40:05 <Mort> faction
40:08 <kinevon> Well, good night.
40:08 <Ashar> Your neighbor.
40:15 kinevon has quit (Quit: )
40:15 <Mort> yes yes wats your faciton
40:23 <Ashar> I said it, shadow lodge
40:31 <Mort> same as steven
40:33 <Mort> wow>
40:53 <Ashar> well.. seemed the best fit for him. other than outright being in it for the money
40:55 <Ashar> for now...
41:04 <Mort> ok wil do fine
41:08 <Mort> will make your chronicle sheets
41:12 <Mort> and god I need lunch :P
41:13 <Mort> ages
41:21 <Ashar> had mine while we played. yum.
41:27 <Mort> yeah but gm cant eat
41:27 Ashar is now known as Falang
41:36 <Falang> what, no french fries?
41:42 <Falang> come on!
41:45 <Falang> you can eat.
41:56 <Falang> we don't mind the mouth full descriptions of smelly trogs
42:23 <Mort> not when Im busy describing
42:29 <Mort> all the horrible htings youre doing to me monster s:P
43:35 <Mort> eed to run thigns faster I think
43:40 <Mort> I have 4 hrs to run what we did in like..
43:41 <Mort> 6 hrs?
43:42 <Mort> oh fk
48:46 <Falang> yeah, 6.
49:09 <Mort> and woooh
49:11 <Mort> scenario reported
49:18 <Mort> Now to fix up ye chronicles while having seafood pasta
49:34 <Mort> thank god i was at my usual haunt
49:36 <Mort> so fuzzy
49:38 <Mort> and comfy
49:40 <Mort> when running
49:43 <Mort> got a talbe ot myself
51:09 <Falang> I was gonna ask where you were, sounds like a cafe or restaurant
51:16 <Mort> Book Cafe
51:17 <Mort> Wee
51:20 <Mort> Idoling like no ones business
51:23 <Falang> *ding!*
51:23 <Mort> with a cupa tea
51:29 <Mort> and purring..
51:36 <Mort> constant refills
51:41 <Mort> had their pancakes for breakfast
51:52 <Mort> I d&d here so I dont get parents complainin that Idont stop for lunch etc
51:55 <Mort> I want lunch I order in
52:08 <Mort> they dont gimme funny looks when I start Rping trogs
52:12 <Falang> pretty sweet deal
52:18 <Mort> foods expensive
52:21 <Mort> but hey I wanted privacy
52:35 <Mort> they hash good pancakes
52:38 <Mort> wonder if hteir seafood pasta is good
52:45 <Falang> I haven't had real pancakes in forever.
52:46 <Mort> usually I go for hte striplion steak
52:51 <Falang> maple syrup etc.
53:00 <Mort> yeah
53:03 <Mort> had the real stuff
53:06 <Mort> topped with fruits
53:15 <Mort> was gobblin like a gobbie before we started
54:59 <Falang> and here I am eating fried rice for lunch!
55:06 <Falang> bathed in fish sauce
55:30 <Mort> ahaha
55:31 <Mort> pasta time
55:33 <Mort> seafood pasta
55:35 <Mort> with scallopz
57:11 <Falang> this character is more suited to dealing with more human type adversaries than beasts and outright battle, but he'll shape up in a few levels
57:26 <Falang> at least the sleep went off well
59:16 <Mort> a lot of pfs no...
59:21 <Mort> well varied stuff
59:28 <Mort> my "witch" spent a mod full of golems
59:33 <Mort> typically upset witch after
00:25 <Falang> I was eyeing the Witch class, that does look nifty
00:51 <Falang> the whole familiar/spellbook thing put me off
01:18 <Mort> keep your familiar in your bag
01:21 <Mort> I swear I wont target it
01:23 <Mort> seriously why bother
01:37 <Mort> I dont go out to kill people's familiars
01:48 <Mort> if they want to treat their familiars as non combat thingies I wont be trying ot kill them
01:59 <Mort> on the other hand if youzip in and out of the fight delivering touch spells, UMDing wands etc..
02:01 <Mort> familiar is fair game
02:14 <Mort> if you send your familiar on rackey and he gets caught too bad too..
02:53 <Falang> I didn't read anything about if the familiar dies though, what's the provision for that?  pet store?
03:08 <Falang> After all, Fireballs happen.
03:26 <Mekkis> if you get hit by an AoE, and you have a familiar, I will require the familiar to make a save
03:33 <Mort> if total cover
03:34 <Mort> ?
03:36 <Mort> say in backpack
03:39 <Mekkis> if the familiar is stashed in a backpack, they get a +4 to reflex saves
03:42 <Mekkis> for cover
03:43 <Falang> no i mean if it dies, for whatever reason.
03:46 <Mort> familiar sachel from UE then
03:50 <Mort> total cover I heard
03:59 <Mort> but oh well I dont go around killing fuzzy friends
04:01 <Mort> got softspot.
04:28 <Falang> but since it's essentially your spellbook too, that's a massive loss, game changer.
04:57 <Mort> yeah my witch does have her familiar sit on her shoulder
05:00 <Mort> but nothin else
06:13 <Mort> oh yesh the sheets
06:16 <Mort> nice prawn here
06:18 <Mort> hi mekkis
06:23 <Mort> I have upheld my end of the bargain
06:26 <Mort> I GMed here :D
06:28 <Mort> on CA
06:53 <Falang> that CA client would be so much better if we could move our own tokens
07:14 <Mort> that one need other client
07:23 <Mort> but then that is a story for another time
07:27 <Mort> comes iwth its own set of problems
07:37 <Mort> mekkis used planar ally
07:39 <Mort> with cookies
07:42 <Mort> lol :D
07:50 <Mort> I luv cookies. Now i have an ulcer
07:52 <Mort> ate too many...:P
08:48 <Falang> you have an ULCER from cookies?
09:01 <Falang> that's harsh. I'd expect you to have diabetes at most.
09:24 <Mort> I ahte too many cookies :P
10:05 <Mort> any stars for 10 tables cred?
10:06 <Mort> curious
10:07 <Mort> Hrm
10:08 <Mort> lol
10:15 <Brunius> 1 for 10
10:17 <Brunius> I think
10:18 <Mort> Oh fk
10:23 <Mort> Ding * 1 star GM
10:27 <Mort> *turns pink*
11:55 <Mort> now restroom and then work on the sheets
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15:44 * Mort fluffs herself aorund
18:51 <Falang> fluffs? I only know 2 uses of that word, one is in porn and the other is reserved for pillows.
20:09 <Mort> pillows
20:15 <Mort> and Im the lemur from magadascar
20:17 <Mort> and animals do it
20:20 <Mort> like cats..
20:30 <Falang> fluffing yourself up?
20:36 <Mort> yes
20:38 <Mort> I have fur
20:39 <Falang> ahh.
20:42 <Mort> and 4 paws and a swishy tail
20:55 <Falang> oh my.
22:06 <Mort> Oh y first GM star popped up
22:13 <Falang> *happy fluff dance*
22:22 <Mort> Im a 1 star GM
22:23 <Mort> DING
22:25 * Mort fluffs
23:51 <Mort> damnit 
23:58 <Mort> I put it on the wrong character I need change for myself
05:20 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 14th 11am (MotFF,Mort) / Sun 21st 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) | WotW: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
05:20 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Apr 13 12:29:10 2013
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06:01 <Mekkis> Mort-, you wanted connection information?
15:14 <Avatar> did wrothmonk end up telling anyone what happened last night
16:24 <Falang> I thought we agreed to never speak of it again? ;)
18:02 <Mekkis> what happened?
25:07 <Brunius> He dropped halfway through, without a word
25:54 <Falang> oh that, yeah, got us into big trouble.
25:56 <Mekkis> did you frag his character?
26:45 <Brunius> The character just popped out of existence, much to my disappointment
27:37 <Mekkis> frag him next time :P
28:52 <Brunius> Steven, you hear that?
29:02 <Brunius> Also, when are we getting chronicles for that?
29:34 <Mekkis> I think that the familiar is a balancing feature of the wizard/witch. Handwaving it to be indestructible when stored in a backpack basically not running-as-written
29:53 <Mekkis> is basically
34:35 <Mort-> No need
34:40 <Mekkis> ?
34:45 <Mort-> Just do familiar satchel
34:55 <Mekkis> !item familiar satchel
34:55 <Mort-> The connection stuff
34:56 <Mort-> Fixed
35:01 <diebot> Mekkis, FARWATCHER [moderate divination] CL:11 none 120850gp, 260lb
35:01 <diebot> This exquisite telescope is crafted of brass, ivory, wood, and carefully polished crystal lenses and silver mirrors, and is over 10 feet long. Anyone using a farwatcher must possess at least 5 ranks in Profession (astronomy) in order to use it-the device is simply too complex for anyone with less training to use it properly. An observer using this
35:01 <diebot> device gains a +20 circumstance bonus on Perception checks to discern celestial bodies, as well as a +20 circumstance bonus on any Profession (astronomer) checks made while using it at night. A farwatcher can be used during either the night or day to look at celestial or terrestrial objects, though any object within 1 mile viewed through the
35:01 <diebot> telescope is obscured beyond recognition. A farwatcher allows its user to see things through it as though under the effects of true seeing for up to 1 hour per day. These minutes need not be consecutive, but must be expended in minimum increments of 10 minutes each. Source: Lost Kingdoms
36:13 <Avatar> that reminds me
36:20 <Avatar> buy spring loaded wrist sheathes for every character
36:36 <Avatar> wrothmonk didn't drop half way through
36:44 <Avatar> he dropped before the first encounter
38:59 <Mekkis> iirc, total cover is only +4 to reflex saves
40:26 <Mort-> No line of effect
40:39 <Mort-> Anyway i don't really care how you would rule it
40:45 <Mort-> I'm not in your games
41:44 <Avatar> that is a pretty sweet item
43:16 <Mort-> paizo.com/threads/rzs2pk3l?Stored-animals-and-damagespell-effects#2
43:32 <Mort-> But if you fail your save and roll a 1 it still can be destroyed
43:41 <Mort-> But that's for if you're worried about your familiar
44:00 <Mort-> Basically for me gming the last thing id go for is your familiar
44:18 <Mort-> Unless its been carrying touch spells doing god knows what
44:34 <Mekkis> we agree on that point
45:17 <Mort-> So stuff it into that satchel and unless you roll a nat 1 its safe
45:29 <Falang> where's this spring loaded wrist sheath? 
45:42 <Mekkis> total cover doesn't say that you don't get affected by AoEs
45:47 <Mekkis>    Total Cover: If you don’t have line of effect to your target
45:47 <Mekkis> (that is, you cannot draw any line from your square to
45:47 <Mekkis> your target’s square without crossing a solid barrier), he is
45:47 <Mekkis> considered to have total cover from you. You can’t make an
45:47 <Mekkis> attack against a target that has total cover.
45:54 <Mekkis> CRB p196
46:03 <Mort-> I think the wording is special on the satchel
46:16 <Mekkis> This armored case provides total cover to any Tiny or smaller
46:16 <Mekkis> creature contained within it. It includes air holes (which can be
46:16 <Mekkis> plugged with cork stoppers if you need to go underwater) and
46:16 <Mekkis> two receptacles for food and water.
46:16 <Mort-> It says cannot be target of area of effect stuff
46:21 <Avatar> UE only has the regular wrist sheath
46:25 <Mekkis> area of effect does not target
46:48 <Avatar> adventurer's armory
46:54 <Mort-> Paste the whole thing in
47:02 <Mort-> From familiar satchel
47:03 <Mekkis>                                                     PRICE	25 GP
47:03 <Mekkis>  FAMILIAR SATCHEL                                 WEIGHT	6 lbs.
47:03 <Mekkis> This armored case provides total cover to any Tiny or smaller
47:03 <Mekkis> creature contained within it. It includes air holes (which can be
47:03 <Mekkis> plugged with cork stoppers if you need to go underwater) and
47:03 <Mekkis> two receptacles for food and water.
47:07 <Avatar> that's annoying
47:20 <Mort-> If that fails there is always handy haversack
47:24 <Mort-> Open every 7 min or so
47:26 <Avatar> it's 5gp but you need adventurer's armory
47:30 <Mort-> Extra dimensional postal
47:33 <Mort-> Portal
49:03 <Mekkis> so familiar satchel would give +4 to reflex saves, but that's about it. That being said, NPCs probably wouldn't target the familiar
49:46 <Mekkis> and statistically speaking, the familiar SHOULD be able to survive anything that the master would survive on a failed save
50:28 <Mort-> Some familiars wouldn't care shit about fireball. Once you get right down to it
50:45 <Mort-> Id just use handy haversack really
50:56 <Avatar> I wonder if $8 is worth getting these wrist sheaths
51:28 <Mekkis> I think the Dream Journal is a better investment
53:04 <Mort-> Tiefling tails work too
53:08 <Mort-> Oh well
53:49 <Mort-> Id say stuff familiar in handy haversack. Open every 7 min
53:51 <Mort-> We good
53:56 <Avatar> yeah I have been looking at what lies in dust
54:09 <Mekkis> while you're at it, run the AP for us!
54:14 <Mort-> No
54:21 <Avatar> I am sort of at the point of thinking do I really want to spend real world money for a couple of virtual items for my pathfinder characters
54:26 <Mort-> I fulfilled my end of the bargain
54:37 <Mekkis> that was aimed at Avatar
54:39 <Avatar> is what lies in dust sanctioned?
54:45 <Falang> well since I was planning a sorcerer/rogue, I'd like to bring up the whole stealth spellcasting thing and see how you guys see that working.
54:50 <Mort-> Ill run in life
55:00 <Mekkis> Falang, in short
55:08 <Mekkis> stealth doesn't work the way you think it should
55:17 <Mort-> Look at spell song/have good bluff check and use silent spell
55:34 <Mort-> Then hide under table and cast so the gestures are concealed
55:34 <Avatar> Falang: spring loaded wrist sheaths let you draw a small weapon or wand as a swift action
55:41 <Avatar> which doesn't provoke
55:45 <Falang> I'm not suggesting that it does make you silent or anything like that, I want to know how loud it's considered to be and what the penalty is.
55:59 <Avatar> doing that with a healing wand is kind of amazing for the 5gp pricetag
56:00 <Mekkis> also: rogues don't work the way you think they should
56:10 <Falang> Clearly we've been in situations just in the past couple of games last night and today that indicate to me that spellcasting isn't all that loud, yet when I bring it up it's supposed to be loud.
56:15 <Mekkis> also: multiclassing doesn't work the way you think it should.
56:36 <Mort-> I think ill pop off now
56:45 <Mekkis> Falang, essentially, spellcasting should happen at "your normal speaking voice"
56:45 <Mort-> Suspect ill hear stuff i don't want to hear
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57:01 <Falang> if I can cast a spell through a crack in a door and get the drop on things and put them to sleep, it's not "loud".
57:20 <Falang> Mekkis: that's fine.
58:41 <Mekkis> what's your concept behind a sorcerer/rogue?
58:47 <Falang> I'm only talking about stealthy situations and getting the drop on people, ambushes, etc.  If I can cast a spell while hiding in the dark 20-30 feet away, I'm fine with that.
59:05 <Falang> realistically you can't really hear someone speaking at a normal volume from 30' away
00:32 <Falang> His concept is mainly utility, balanced, he could sneak around, scout, sabotage, sleep the guards, slit a few throats, and blow some shit up if necessary, even a little melee combat wouldn't kill him.
01:10 <Mekkis> play a straight bard then
01:13 <Falang> infiltration/survival or possibly even outright theif/asssassin behavior.
01:27 <Falang> I'm not going to sing, I think bards are insanely gay.
01:42 <Mekkis> Bards don't work the way you think they do :)
01:46 <Falang> the idea that a guy bursts out into song or a poem at the start of combat is ridiculous
01:56 <Falang> I just played a game a few hours ago, that's exactly how the bard worked :)
02:05 <Mekkis> not all bards work that way
03:05 <Falang> I'm not all that concerned about munchkinism or min/maxing it (unlike some people...;), I'm playing it because it sounds fun, the way we did it in 2e.
03:13 <Mekkis> "sneak around" can be done by anyone with a decent stealth skill
03:21 <Falang> wayyy too much damn number crunching now
03:34 <Mekkis> "scout" can be done with decent stealth/perception
03:48 <Falang> true, he wouldn't be a rogue for the stealth, more for the skill ranks and broad area of class skills to increase my abilities
03:51 <Mekkis> "sabotage" can be done without any skills, and just some ingenuity
04:02 <Falang> and some hth talent, evasion, etc.
04:31 <Mekkis> "sleep the guards" can be performed by a wizard/sorcerer/bard - but be mindful that sleep has a 1 round casting time and becomes useless after about 3rd level.
04:37 <Falang> rogue gets the best skills that fit what I'm after, and some nice feats too.  Prolly be just a few levels of rogue anyway, no more than 4.
04:58 <Mekkis> "slitting throats" can be done by anyone, effectively
05:33 <Mekkis> "Blowing shit up" can be done as a sorcerer/wizard/oracle/cleric/druid/alchemist or anyone who wants to get some gunpowder
05:36 <Falang> true, but show me a barbarian or an oracle doing all of those without anybody elses help
06:25 <Mekkis> "surviving melee combat" is pointing more to someone with decent armour - unless you're looking at using spells like blur/displacement/mirror image
07:07 <Mekkis> if you want skill ranks, wizard will give you enough ranks. But Bard will give you more ranks than ANY other class, including rogue.
08:47 <Falang> a wizard gets 2 ranks per level, a rogue is 8 with 3x as many CS.
08:59 <Mekkis> a wizard gets 2+int mod
09:09 <Falang> same difference.
09:10 <Mekkis> and wizards have very high int
09:43 <Falang> I'm already a sorcerer, wizarding doesn't fit it as well. I'll intimidate and bluff too, so a high cha helps me all around,.
10:13 <Falang> my dex is 14, it's reasonable for 2-3 levels of rogue sprinkled around every few sorc levels
10:59 <Falang> I mean, at 2nd level I'd go rogue 1, 3rd level back to sorc until maybe sorc 3 or 4, then another rogue..
11:22 <Mekkis> so you'll spend at least 100 hours before you get level 2 spells.
13:04 <Falang> But I'll be more versatile by far, and that's not that much more than it would take anyway. 1 level of rogue bewteen sorc1 and sorc2 won't kill me.
13:12 <Mekkis> I'd like to encourage you to play that character, but I've played such a character
13:37 <Mekkis> and I'd rather you learnt from my mistakes, rather than your own.
15:09 <Falang> I understand your points, but I'm not all that interested in maxing out his abilities. I'm rather put off by the fact that I see so much of that going on around here. I mean really... a trip expert with +9 at 1st level?
15:19 <Falang> it's kinda silly.
16:03 <Falang> great, you can REALLY trip people, but you get your ass kicked when you can't pull that one trick.
16:05 <Mekkis> Steven's character?
16:24 <Falang> I guess it was, I forget.
16:38 <Falang> in the game today with mort
16:46 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
16:49 <diebot> Mekkis, Apr 14 00:07 277 Derau
16:50 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 10082 Apr 13 21:37 589 <title>Pathfinder Online - Crant_Baxton - View Character</title>
16:50 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 12604 Apr 13 18:52 726 Mac
16:50 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 9024 Apr 13 12:43 725 Pir
16:50 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 13534 Apr 12 21:05 713 Raylin
17:52 <Falang> er, no wasn't crant
18:07 <Falang> uhh.. hell my buffer cleared...
19:10 <Falang> Wroth
19:25 <Mekkis> Raylin?
19:36 <Falang> the name he used in game was Wroth
19:38 <Falang> so I dunno
19:42 <Mekkis> !find Wroth
19:46 <dicebot> Mekkis, no results found. Give me a few minutes to update my database.
20:59 <Falang> 58171-6
21:04 <Falang> if that helps
22:41 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk's character
22:47 <Falang> yes
23:10 <Falang> he could trip. period.
23:46 <Falang> I mean yeah it was useful.. since we had that staircase handy, but.. big deal, the guy ends up on the ground and then gets up and you trip him again. happened repeatedly.
23:51 <Falang> could barely hit anything.
24:08 <Falang> that seems like extreme focusing to me
24:13 <Falang> min/maxing
24:36 <Mekkis> I like to think that Wrothmonk was trolling when he made that character
24:42 <Mekkis> I hope he was
25:55 <Mekkis> but there's a difference between focussing like a laser, and pointing the torch in the opposite direction
26:38 <Falang> I dont' want to be super broad, just useful on his own. 3 levels out of 20 can't kill me can it? :)
27:53 <Mekkis> it can - especially as it'll start out as 1 level out of two
28:09 <Falang> so it's viable, just don't do it at 2nd level?
28:33 <Mekkis> ummm.... It's viable, if you take two levels of rogue at level 19 and level 20
29:42 <Falang> that totally defeats the purpose
29:45 <Mekkis> the power level of a character is expected to increase somewhat exponentially - the same way the power level of an enemy would
30:16 <Mekkis> sticking with a single class is the best way of achieving this
30:48 <Mekkis> if you don't want to be a one-trick pony, you don't need to multiclass, you just need to build your character such that he isn't a one-trick pony
33:03 <Mekkis> some classes feel more like one-trick ponies than others - the sorcerer can feel like it, depending on how you build it. The rogue can tend to be one. Some fighters become like that.
34:53 <Falang> well a sorc's 'power' won't go up for several levels anyway, I'll gain.. 1 spell?  adding rogue would increase my combat abilities and skills, rogue feats
35:00 <Mekkis> (to be honest, the rogue is more likely to become either a one-trick corpse or a zero-trick pony)
35:35 <Mekkis> that's incorrect. Most spells have a duration of 1 round/level
35:41 <Mekkis> or 1 minute/level
35:42 <Falang> I must admit i don't like this aspect of Pathfinder if they're pushing that single classing so much..
35:50 <Mekkis> or do 1d4 damage/level
35:57 <Falang> none of the spells I use have duration mattering much.. I only get the 2 after all.
36:42 <Mekkis> secondly, you're just making the pain of limited spell selection last longer, and making the ultimate outcome worse
36:59 <Falang> *shrug*  Okay..
37:07 <Falang> so I'll die is what you're saying?
37:30 <Mekkis> maybe, maybe not.
37:41 <Mekkis> My multiclass rogue/wizard has survived to level 11
37:57 <Falang> and he was what ratio?
38:24 <Mekkis> but there was a pretty long period (between about level 5 and level 9) where he wasn't particularly fun to play, and felt ineffective and like a burden on the rest of the party
38:57 <Falang> I'm surprised we made it through this last adventure
39:07 <Falang> what's so damn wrong with just playing a fighter anymore? :)
39:13 <Mekkis> nothing!
39:28 <Falang> yet I haven't seen one that I didn't play
39:40 <Mekkis> ultimately, he's enchanter 6 / rogue 1 / master spy 1 / arcane trickster 3
39:52 <Mekkis> he took his first rogue level at level 2
40:37 <Mekkis> it seems to go in phases: Last month I ran a game for 3 barbarians, a monk and a paladin
41:05 <Mekkis> at Conquest, there were three fighters in the sessions I ran
41:57 <Falang> I wouldn't mind trying a monk myself, but I'm concerned he won't be freaky enough!
42:04 <Mekkis> "freaky"?
42:14 <Falang> re: the tripping thing
42:47 <Falang> anyway, if you get skills marked as class skills, if you go up a level in the other class, can you still put ranks into them as though they're class skills?
43:11 <Mekkis> sure! the fact that they're class skills or not doesn't make it any harder to put ranks into them
43:17 <Mekkis> (unlike in 3.5e)
43:25 <Mekkis> I can't advise you on the monk - I haven't played one since a bad experience when I started playing 3.5e
43:30 <Falang> but there's the +3 bonus
43:34 <Falang> or whatever it was
43:39 <Mekkis> sure.
43:52 <Mekkis> you get the +3 bonus regardless of when you put the rank in it
43:57 <Falang> that's a huge advantage at low levels. right now I can't do jack skillwise.
44:20 <Mekkis> what's your reasoning for sorcerer rather than wizard
44:48 <Mekkis> (I mean, you've complained about the limited skills, and about the lack of spell progression, and the limited spell selection - all of which the wizard doesn't suffer from)
45:22 <Falang> flexibility rather than memorization. I hate vancian magic.
46:10 <Falang> wizard doesn't have the class skills I wanted either, though the knowledge ones wouldn't be too bad..
46:36 <Mekkis> you can get class skills with traits - or by taking prestige classes
46:37 <Falang> *shrug*  I've played wizards before, 1e, 2e, some 3..
46:57 <Falang> I know, I did add a skill with a trait too!
47:38 <Falang> I took poor-upbringing or whatever, got Survival
48:03 <Falang> the only sorcerer in the kingdom that can start fire without magic! ;)
48:25 <Mekkis> the arcane bonded item helps alleviate the issue regarding preparation, slightly...
48:45 <Mekkis> you Could take the Sage bloodline of sorcerer if you want more skills...
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52:46 <Mort-> Hm what should i run next...
52:50 <Avatar> Mekkis: tell us about your monk experience
53:30 <Mekkis> ok...
53:37 <Mort-> He probably plays zen archers
53:50 <Mekkis> Mort, this was in 2005.
54:09 <Mort-> When did pfs start
54:09 <Avatar> in a land far far away
54:14 <Mekkis> 2008
55:32 <Mekkis> At university, I was introduced to 3.5e with a group of friends. I decided to give the monk a shot - for one thing, it meant I only needed to read three chapters of the PHB, so I rolled up a lawful good elvish monk.
56:16 <Mekkis> I can't remember the total statline, but it went something like 12 / 16 / 10 / 13 / 16 / 11
56:31 <Mekkis> (after racial mods, rolling 4d6 drop lowest)
58:01 <Mekkis> I was sold on the idea of having the very dexterous monk, able to dodge countless blows and whittle away at the enemy. I was thrilled at the prospect of catching arrows and throwing them back at the enemies. 
58:53 <Mekkis> On character creation, other than the monk's robes, my character spent his 8gp starting gold on 7 shurikan and a ration.
00:08 <Mekkis> In the first dungeon he went to, he found himself in the position of carrying around 3 heavy crossbows and that he was more effective firing off them before kicking the enemies who got too close.
01:08 <Mekkis> One thing that was apparent was that he was having trouble hitting any enemies - but the promise at level 3 of taking Weapon Finesse was in sight.
01:23 <Mekkis> (fyi, in 3.5e, Weapon Finesse requires BAB +1)
02:43 <Mekkis> he suffered a character death literally 1 XP away from level 3, when he was grappled to death by an animated rug.
03:18 <Mekkis> regardless, he was reincarnated as a human, and went to play for another two levels, up to level 4
03:56 <Mekkis> by this time, he realised that flurry of blows meant "flurry of misses", and that using a composite longbow meant that his 1d8+1 damage was more effective.
04:54 <Mekkis> his chief claim to fame was when he emptied his pack carrying over 30 alchemists' fire flasks on a black dragon while riding the druid's bat companion
05:13 <Mekkis> after that adventure, he retired.
12:27 <Mekkis> He was replaced by a grey-elf ranger with favoured enemy undead, and who eventually took levels in Skylord
12:34 <Mekkis> Happy now, Avatar?
23:45 <Mekkis> Oh. Regarding the emphasis on single-classing in Pathfinder, that was one of Pathfinder's stated goals - to make single-classing Generally The Most Attractive Option
24:35 <Avatar> that is a pretty good story actually
24:58 <Avatar> I am amazed you almost-remember the ability scores from a character 8 years ago
25:07 <Avatar> I can't remember the ability scores on any of my current characters
25:52 <Mekkis> I remember that I had not-enough str to take power attack, more wisdom than really necessary, low con due to elvish modifiers...
26:03 <Mekkis> and high dex
26:09 <Mekkis> the dex might have actually been 18
26:24 <Avatar> flurry of misses
28:02 <Mekkis> before that story turns anyone off monks, I hear that Pathfinder improved upon them. Weapon Finesse still sucks though.
29:35 <Avatar> weapon finesse is good
29:45 <Avatar> I don't know about good for monks
30:22 <Mekkis> http://www.ontariopathfinders.com/?p=664
30:54 <Mekkis> Weapon Finesse: This one is going to get people angry at me. Sorry, but this isn’t a good feat. There are ways to make it an okay feat, but it will never be superior for melee combat when compared with a high strength character. If you take Weapon Finesse, you are spending a feat so that you can use dexterity for your attack roll, but your damage roll will still come up off strength. Effectively, you are spending a feat to do less damage.
31:38 <Avatar> unless you're using it for combat manuevers
32:02 <Mekkis> I will give you that
32:58 <Avatar> that logic kind of ignores rogues as well doesn't it
33:13 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
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33:17 <Mekkis> rogues suck
33:21 <Avatar> they use sneak attack damage
33:23 <Mekkis> rogues are a trap class
33:36 <Avatar> weapon finesse is worthwhile there
34:13 <Avatar> if you're a tank you don't need to care a whole lot about maxing your damage anyway
34:16 <Mekkis> a crappy feat allows a crappy class to dish out an insignificant amount of damage slightly more often
34:40 <Avatar> you say slightly, but if we're talking about an 8 str 18 dex character, that's huge
35:47 <Mekkis> in which case it's a crappy feat that allows a crappy class to dish out an insignificant amount of damage at a higher probability in the somewhat rare circumstance that he is in a position to successfully deliver a sneak attack.
37:49 <Mekkis> the problem with sneak attack is that ultimately it isn't enough damage to be worthwhile
38:40 <Mekkis> and you can go on and on about how a rogue isn't supposed to be a "combat class" (whatever that means), but ultimately, sneak attack is only used in combat, and therefore should be effective in combat.
39:50 <Mekkis> (The player playing the rogue in the game where I was playing the monk was playing a halfling, who used a light crossbow and literally spent most of the time doing other stuff on his laptop)
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43:49 <Mekkis> http://www.ontariopathfinders.com/?p=539
49:15 <Falang> tanks. ugh. I hate that roleplaying has turned into World of Warcraft.
49:36 <Mekkis> then you'll be glad to know that "tanking" doesn't work in PFS
49:48 <Mekkis> (I also refuse to use the term)
49:52 <Falang> can't something just be the way it is because that's the way it is? :)
50:55 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
51:26 <Falang> munchkinism
51:33 <Mekkis> I know why "tanking" works in WoW - because Blizzard has always sucked at unit AI.
52:52 <Mekkis> you've just asked a question regarding a tautology, which doesn't make sense. And my attempt to get clarification has resulted in an unrelated one-word answer.
53:08 <Falang> nevermind.
54:04 <Falang> sounds all about the numbers
55:01 <Falang> Nobody played a rogue in 2e for the awesome skills or evasion, they just wanted to be a rogue. More style, less numbercrunching.
55:33 <Mekkis> For some people it is. For me, I believe that there's more to it than the numbers, but... it's required that the numbers are indicative of what the character is capable of.
55:37 <Falang> now you, quite literally, need a spreadsheet.
56:00 <Falang> and it's all stacking bonuses 
56:55 <Falang> If I take this feat, that gives me anotehr +2 to my so and so, making it a +10!
57:26 <Mekkis> where is the stacking on Mytiazair's sheet?
57:28 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/mytiazair.pdf
58:15 <Falang> that's yours I assume?  I'm not accusing you of it specifically but I've seen a lot of talk the past few days and that's a strong impression to me so far.
58:28 <Mekkis> it is mine. The wizard/rogue
59:15 <Falang> That's what you get when you let companies that make CCGs make RPGs I guess.
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