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00:10 <Brunius> Ginger beer would get wrecked in shipping, crumpets you're better off importing from the UK, I'd think, bacon would be bad without the refridgeration, roo probably the same.
00:10 <Hydrazine> And the actual cut of meat for the bacon is a bit different.
00:19 <Falang> Anywhere I can engage in a conversation like this is heaven, so you people officially rock in my book, and I'll be coming around as much as I can!
00:20 <Hydrazine> Its got a big chunk of meat at the end that we just don't have.
00:56 <Falang> Brunius: You can irradiate bacon and it's fine, my neighbor was telling me about that.
00:57 <Hydrazine> I spent 3 months in Aussieland recently.
01:26 <Falang> it's all packaged and everything and they just dose it to kill off any bacteria, you don't even need to refridgerate it or anything.
02:01 <Hydrazine> The price difference on some things is just astounding though.
02:34 <Falang> wth, mIRC has been out for like 20 years and it still doesn't have built in spellchecking?  gotta be kidding me..
03:14 <Wrothmonk> Mine does but it doesn't autocorrect, thank god.
03:43 <Wrothmonk> brb
03:52 <Falang> well I wouldn't want it to correct me, but at least point it out, but I see no options. I kinda assumed it would..
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08:51 <Wrothmonk> The problem I have with this one is it underlines with dots red on black
08:58 <Wrothmonk> hard to spot at first. 
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18:16 <Steven> chris you having problems with your connection?
19:13 <DMchris> Yeah
21:38 <Steven> yay we have a new kapow!
21:51 <DMchris> Kapow?
22:41 * Falang waves at andrey
23:14 <Steven> its a guy here who also has problems with his connection
23:38 <Falang> I know the feeling, thai internet isn't the best in the world, but I get by.
24:19 <Steven> Also i have decided on my character, going with a Human Monk of the Four Winds
25:26 <Steven> 6ki points to get 3 standard actions in a turn
26:54 <DMchris> It's only temporary, I've just fixed it. The modem/router is old
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30:04 <Falang> Looks fixed to me.
30:20 <Steven> yup
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31:36 <Falang> Hey, what's up with this Combat Assistant thing from the website?  Any good?  I was taking a look at roll20.net earlier today too..
37:17 <Steven> CA is what we use for our running of games
37:36 <Steven> There we go Bought People of the North so i can use Tribal Scars
38:40 <Steven> Monk w/ 20hp at first level off of 14 con... yeah this shit aint broken at all
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43:40 <Steven> who was it earlier who was saying level 1 characters are limited?
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45:12 <Steven> now you are having issues sir
46:10 <Falang> *shrug*  I said it wasn't the best in the world. that's actually pretty uncommon. maybe it started raining or something..
46:45 <Farang> grr
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03:49 <Steven> okay... buying this item for my monk character soon as i possibly can
04:07 <Steven> A prized  item among Ul fen berserkers  and vikings, a  pelt of primal 
04:08 <Steven> power  is  a  large  bearskin  worn  as  a  cloak,  with the  bea r's  head 
04:08 <Steven> sitting  atop the  wea re r's  head.  When  don ned,  a  pelt  of primal 
04:08 <Steven> power  gran ts its wearer a  +4  armor bonus to AC. In  addition,  on ce 
04:08 <Steven> per day the  wearer  ca n  tra nsform  int o a  grizzly  bear  (as  beast 
04:08 <Steven> shape  II)  for up to  1  O  min utes.
05:01 <Falang> I must say, I really do not care for this whole "spell lists" nonsense 3e started up. bard spells. wizard spells. anti-paladin spells. 
05:42 <Falang> whats the point in being a wizard if you can't cast all the spells?
05:45 <Steven> balls... not legal
05:58 <Wrothmonk> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources
05:59 <Steven> because there are spells that you should get for being certain classes
06:14 <Wrothmonk> what is and isnt legal
07:34 <Falang> I mean a list for every class, come on.  you can't tell me that magus spells are that different than wizard spells.
07:38 <Steven> no,  but as a magus you should be prevented from having all the spells a wizard does since you are more martially included
07:38 <Falang> I can see a more specialized class  getting them at a lower level than a wiz/sorc
09:53 <Falang> I think the summoner is pretty cool, I wouldn't mind trying out the syntheist version
10:08 <Mekkis> or are you asking for WotW?
10:39 <Steven> synthesist summon is banned in PFS
10:56 <Steven> due to severe munchkinism it allowed, and also because officially it didn't mesh with the campaign story.
11:57 <Brunius> Have they got dark adaption?
12:18 <Falang> ah. foiled!
12:39 <Brunius> Huh
12:55 <Farang> oh, damnit.
13:01 <Brunius> Ask your GM about something similiar to smoked goggles, but instead as cool shades
14:29 <Falang> uhh.. wow. this seems like the wimpiest and most useless 5th level spell ever. Absorb Toxicity.  
15:30 <Falang> I can see it maybe being okay as a 3rd level alchemist or druid spell, but 5th level for a wizard?   you get one attack with it, at best, poisoning someone.
15:56 <Falang> which they get a save against of course
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16:43 <Steven> i dunno... i know a couple of scenarios that spell would be decent
16:45 <Steven> anyways
16:59 <Steven> my room mates are awake so i can stop watching my dog and go to sleep for a bit
17:45 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/daylight_adaptation.jpg
19:02 <Farang> most of the games around here are PFS I take it? so I guess there woudn't be any point in making a drow.
19:25 <Wrothmonk> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3phx7x/
19:29 <Steven> kick ass... at 4th level i will have 7 keypoints
19:30 <Steven> ki points
19:54 <Steven> blarg im tired, goin to bed
20:24 <Wrothmonk> I'm sorry but those two images are very similar at first glance.
21:08 <Farang> I might make one anyway, keep it handy.. 
21:43 <Falang> later
24:02 <Farang> most common attribute generation is the PFS method, yes?  20 point buy?
24:24 <Wrothmonk> http://tools.digitalightbulb.com/pbcalc.html
24:51 <Wrothmonk> 20 point buy but each point isnt 1:1 with stats.
24:55 <Avatar> 20 point buy is what you want for PFS
25:15 <Avatar> are you familiar with point buy
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35:30 <Farang> yeah, been toying with it, I just wanted to premake a few characters to have handy for any upcoming games. PFS and otherwise.
35:51 <Farang> I'm reading the stuff guys, calm down. :)
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39:45 <Avatar> can't you go any faster
39:46 <Avatar> !
40:02 * Avatar hyperventilates
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43:36 <Mekkis> 15 14 13 12 12 12
49:53 <Avatar> 16 16 16 16 10 10 !
50:06 <Wrothmonk> 20 20 20 20 20
50:08 <Wrothmonk> 20
50:11 <Wrothmonk> :P
50:20 <Avatar> wrothmonk are you famliar with point buy
50:25 <Wrothmonk> Yes
50:30 <Avatar> it isn't 1:1 with stats
50:31 <Wrothmonk> but munchkin
50:59 <Wrothmonk> 102 point buy and +2 to all stats! come on
51:53 <Wrothmonk> I'm also fairly certain 16 16 16 16 10 10 is 40 point
52:03 <Wrothmonk> maybe 35
54:33 <Farang> I think this drow fighter will work out nicely, gonna focus on his drow nobility feats for extra spell like powers
54:51 <Farang> make him versatile
55:45 <Farang> I would go for rogue, but you say they suck
57:47 <Farang> or maybe a monk.. but fighter gets that extra feat..
58:03 <Wrothmonk> ninja is an alternate for rouge 
59:26 <Farang> ninja drow sounds hard to justify
59:39 <Farang> but I'll check it out
59:57 <Wrothmonk> ninjas are hard to justify in pfs
00:14 <Farang> this would be non-pfs since drow aren't allowed
00:24 <Wrothmonk> ah right
00:27 <Farang> my pfs will be a human sorcerer
00:47 <Wrothmonk> I have a wolverine wanna-be human sorcerer :P
01:26 <Farang> abyssal or whatever, with the finger claws?
01:37 <Farang> sorcerer/monk!
02:05 <Wrothmonk> nah, draconic
02:12 <Wrothmonk> sorcerer monk...
02:29 <Wrothmonk> dude that was going to be my next char!
03:08 <Wrothmonk> I was going to name him wroth :P
03:23 <Farang> Fine, have at it. :)
03:31 <Farang> you can have 'dibs'.
03:33 <Wrothmonk> Nah Its K
03:59 <Farang> seriously, I was talking about your character anyway, I wouldn't want that. feeling more /rogue multiclass if anything
04:03 <Wrothmonk> I wasnt really thinking sorcerer with it but you gave me the idea and it really makes sense for my name.
04:44 <Farang> though the abyssal does get claws pretty fast, don't recall the draconic specs
04:53 <Wrothmonk> they get claws lvl 1
05:12 <Wrothmonk> also theres a prestiege class that gives mass +s
05:16 <Farang> do they improve like the abyssal's does?
05:21 <Wrothmonk> if you start out draconic sorcerer
05:27 <Wrothmonk> I believe so
05:44 <Wrothmonk> I know they count as magic at some point
06:02 <Farang> might be hard to work out what the unarmed damage would be though, it should be higher than just a plain hand to hand monk if you're using claws, but the claws won't progress.
06:25 <Wrothmonk> it would count as a natural attack
06:41 <Farang> I guess you could justify adding them together, it can't have escaped the people making it that someone would do that
06:42 <Wrothmonk> I'm not sure how the rules of monk would be affected...
07:13 <Wrothmonk> 5th level they are considered magic, and at 7th they increase to 1d6 damage each
07:55 <Farang> might better make him a half orc too!
10:12 <Wrothmonk> Why half orc and not human?
12:43 <Farang> more wolveriney
12:47 <Farang> bestial
12:52 <Farang> hairy
12:56 <Farang> stronger
13:08 <Wrothmonk> eh I like the extra feat
13:31 <Wrothmonk> plus X-men wolverine was human, albeit a mutant
15:10 <Farang> either you want to be a munchkin or you want some style ;)
18:03 <Wrothmonk> You may have the right idea with orc, I could get endurance for a bonus feat as an alternate racial trait
18:16 <Wrothmonk> And still have the style :)
20:50 <Farang> You're welcome. I'll mark you down for owing me one ;)
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23:24 <terry> Hello
23:29 <Wrothmonk> Hi
24:12 <terry> Sup
24:18 <Farang> Greetings
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25:03 <terry> Sup
27:27 <Wrothmonk> how does 15 14 13 10 14 10 sound for a monk, I'll be putting the +2 from half orc in str
27:40 <Wrothmonk> for a total of 17 str
28:26 <Wrothmonk> oh wait...
29:08 <Farang> ac bonus is still wisdom based?
29:40 <Wrothmonk> yeah
29:55 <Farang> so no sorcerer for the claws?
30:02 <Farang> your cha is way too low
30:08 <Wrothmonk> yeah thats was what I realised
30:35 <Wrothmonk> I mixed up the sorcerer stat with the wizard stat.
31:43 <Wrothmonk> I dont think the stats can be worked to do that.
31:55 <Farang> i still don't dig the whole charisma for 'power' thing.
32:08 <Farang> dump some str
32:14 <Farang> you can increase it later
33:21 <Wrothmonk> yeah and the dragon disciple prestiege class increases str
33:25 <Wrothmonk> level 6 though
36:40 <Wrothmonk> hrm... I could drop int a little bit
37:05 <Wrothmonk> But I cant shake the feeling I would lose something important beyond skills
39:01 <Farang> languages
39:21 <Wrothmonk> no...
42:19 <Wrothmonk> oh, theres several feats
42:24 <Wrothmonk> that require an int of 13
42:57 <Wrothmonk> including combat expertise
43:05 <Farang> ah.
43:13 <Wrothmonk> theres also spell focus
43:18 <Farang> oh, every character gets a 1st level feat right?  and fighters get 1 extra?
43:21 <Wrothmonk> which can have some fun effects.
43:26 <Wrothmonk> fighters and monks
43:30 <Wrothmonk> it seems
43:36 <Wrothmonk> humans also get a bonus feat
43:44 <Steven> wooooooot motherfuckin wooooot
43:49 <Steven> my dog finally went to sleep
43:54 <Farang> so a human fighter would get 3 at 1st level?
43:59 <Wrothmonk> Yup
44:24 <Wrothmonk> So thats what kept ya
44:29 <Steven> Human Monks also get 3 feats at first level
45:49 <Wrothmonk> goddamnit
46:06 <Wrothmonk> I just realised I managed to find the one class combo that requires /every/ stat
47:04 <Steven> 4 14s a 12 from racial and then a 10?
47:20 <Farang> are you SURE about that 1st level feat for everybody?  I don't see it explicitly stated..
47:21 <Wrothmonk> wont work
47:35 <Wrothmonk> chapter 3
47:42 <Wrothmonk> page 30
47:45 <Farang> oh wait, I see it
47:45 <Wrothmonk> table 3-1
47:47 <Farang> yeah, tahnks
47:52 <Wrothmonk> character advancement
48:00 <Steven> everyone gets a feat at every odd Level
48:24 <Wrothmonk> Oh and steven, I dont have a place to put a 10
48:34 <Steven> con
48:44 <Wrothmonk> on a monk/sorcerer?
48:51 <Steven> i never said it was a good idea
49:01 <Steven> also... you can dump str on a monk/sorc
49:13 <Wrothmonk> you sure?
49:48 <Steven> yes, you get an amulet of mighty fists with agile on it
50:02 <Wrothmonk> !item amulet of mighty fists
50:06 <Steven> and take weapon finesse
50:12 <diebot> Wrothmonk, AMULET OF MIGHTY FISTS +1 [faint evocation] CL:5 neck 5000gp, 0lb
50:13 <diebot> This amulet grants an enhancement bonus of +1 to +5 on attack and damage rolls with unarmed attacks and natural weapons. Alternatively, this amulet can grant melee weapon special abilities, so long as they can be applied to unarmed attacks. See Table: Melee Weapon Special Abilities for a list of abilities. Special abilities count as additional
50:13 <diebot> bonuses for determining the market value of the item, but do not modify attack or damage bonuses. An amulet of mighty fists cannot have a modified bonus (enhancement bonus plus special ability bonus equivalents) higher than +5. An amulet of mighty fists does not need to have a +1 enhancement bonus to grant a melee weapon special ability. Source:
50:13 <diebot> Ultimate Equipment
50:16 <Wrothmonk> Weapon finesse!
50:18 <Wrothmonk> yes!
50:26 <Steven> then you will attack with dex
50:30 <Steven> and add dex to damage rolls
50:36 <Wrothmonk> ?
50:42 <Wrothmonk> I thought you couldnt do that
50:47 <Wrothmonk> for damage rolls
50:56 <Steven> you can if you get agile on an amulet of mighty fists
51:15 <Wrothmonk> agile?
51:23 <Steven> its a weapon special quality
51:31 <Steven> magic effect
51:43 <Wrothmonk> table # and book?
52:28 <Wrothmonk> nvm
52:30 <Farang> oh nice, I was wondering if that bot did anything else useful like lookups.
52:52 <Steven> its in the field guide i believe
53:09 <Steven> !item agile
53:10 <diebot> Steven, NAME [Aura] CL:CL Slot PriceValuegp, WeightValuelb
53:10 <diebot> Description Source: Source
53:24 <Steven> nope not in the database
53:34 <Wrothmonk> !spell agile
53:38 <diebot> Wrothmonk, AID enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 2, inquisitor 2, alchemist 2 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)
53:39 <diebot> Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
53:40 <Steven> not a spell
53:48 <Wrothmonk> hrm
53:51 <Steven> its a magic weapon special ability
53:53 <Wrothmonk> !effect agile
53:56 <Steven> go look it up in the prd
54:00 <Wrothmonk> shot in the dark
54:17 <Steven> so glad my dog is finally sleeping
54:26 <Wrothmonk> ah found it
54:28 <Steven> he was just sitting there panting for like two hours
55:15 <Wrothmonk> 10 16 12 13 14 14, +2 in dex
56:38 <Steven> mostly monk or mostly sorc?
56:43 <Wrothmonk> mostly monk
56:52 <Steven> so.... how about
57:40 <Steven> 10/14/13/12/16/10
57:59 <Steven> and just take the empyreal wildblooded
58:04 <Steven> to use wisdom as your casting stat
58:19 <Wrothmonk> !!!
58:23 <Wrothmonk> you can actually do that?
58:26 <Steven> yeah
58:47 <Steven> im glad mek and ava arent here to bitch at me for spreading munchkinism
59:42 <Wrothmonk> what exactly is empyreal wildblooded?
59:59 <Steven> its an archetype of sorc
00:03 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/sorcerer/archetypes/paizo---sorcerer-archetypes/wildblooded/empyreal
00:06 <Steven> theres a link to it
00:08 <Wrothmonk> ah found it
01:15 <Wrothmonk> wait, I have to have the base bloodline be celestial.
01:42 <Wrothmonk> hrm...
03:06 <Wrothmonk> looks like I cant do the monk with claws thing but ah well
04:32 <Steven> you could be a tiefling
04:37 <Steven> take the alternate racial
04:44 <Steven> but be aware you cannot flurry with natural attacks
09:36 <Wrothmonk> Oh I didnt know that.
10:48 <Steven> yeah you can only flurry with unarmed strikes and a special monk list
11:30 <Wrothmonk> Yeah screw claws, I'll catch arrows and throw them back :P
11:30 <Steven> I actually like my monk
13:43 <Farang> fine, *I* will do the clawed monk then! sucker! ;)
14:18 <Wrothmonk> wait... I dont see a monk weapon that can be used with weapon finesse 
14:34 <Steven> unarmed strikes are considered light weapons
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27:58 <DMchris> Fixd
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54:04 <Mekkis> Absorb Toxicity is great! It gives immunity to poison!
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28:23 <zordak> hello, I am new and would like to play this afternoon if possible. I am reading the getting started guide now.
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57:31 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 14th 11am (MotFF,Mort) / Sun 21st 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) | WotW: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
57:31 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Apr 13 12:29:10 2013
57:31 <***> Buffer Playback...
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58:22 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, what do you want sent over?
59:11 <Mekkis> I'm willing to send anything you want, as long as a) it won't get me arrested, and b) you pay the costs.
02:55 <Farang> Hrm.. hey.. I'm checking out the drow race.. I don't see any feats to deal with bright lights, is there no way to mitigate that in PF?  or is there a feat somewhere else?
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04:38 <Wrothmonk> Drows arent legal in PFS i BELIEVE
04:39 <Wrothmonk> I believe*
05:16 <Wrothmonk> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources
05:31 <Wrothmonk> what is and isnt legal
09:25 <Mekkis> or are you asking for WotW?
11:15 <Brunius> Have they got dark adaption?
11:56 <Brunius> Huh
12:13 <Farang> oh, damnit.
12:19 <Brunius> Ask your GM about something similiar to smoked goggles, but instead as cool shades
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17:00 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/daylight_adaptation.jpg
18:20 <Farang> most of the games around here are PFS I take it? so I guess there woudn't be any point in making a drow.
18:43 <Wrothmonk> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3phx7x/
19:43 <Wrothmonk> I'm sorry but those two images are very similar at first glance.
20:25 <Farang> I might make one anyway, keep it handy.. 
23:20 <Farang> most common attribute generation is the PFS method, yes?  20 point buy?
23:42 <Wrothmonk> http://tools.digitalightbulb.com/pbcalc.html
24:08 <Wrothmonk> 20 point buy but each point isnt 1:1 with stats.
24:12 <Avatar> 20 point buy is what you want for PFS
24:32 <Avatar> are you familiar with point buy
34:48 <Farang> yeah, been toying with it, I just wanted to premake a few characters to have handy for any upcoming games. PFS and otherwise.
35:09 <Farang> I'm reading the stuff guys, calm down. :)
39:06 <Avatar> can't you go any faster
39:06 <Avatar> !
39:22 * Avatar hyperventilates
42:53 <Mekkis> 15 14 13 12 12 12
49:10 <Avatar> 16 16 16 16 10 10 !
49:24 <Wrothmonk> 20 20 20 20 20
49:25 <Wrothmonk> 20
49:29 <Wrothmonk> :P
49:38 <Avatar> wrothmonk are you famliar with point buy
50:01 <Wrothmonk> Yes
50:02 <Avatar> it isn't 1:1 with stats
50:02 <Wrothmonk> but munchkin
50:30 <Wrothmonk> 102 point buy and +2 to all stats! come on
51:11 <Wrothmonk> I'm also fairly certain 16 16 16 16 10 10 is 40 point
51:21 <Wrothmonk> maybe 35
53:53 <Farang> I think this drow fighter will work out nicely, gonna focus on his drow nobility feats for extra spell like powers
54:09 <Farang> make him versatile
55:03 <Farang> I would go for rogue, but you say they suck
57:05 <Farang> or maybe a monk.. but fighter gets that extra feat..
57:21 <Wrothmonk> ninja is an alternate for rouge 
58:47 <Farang> ninja drow sounds hard to justify
58:57 <Farang> but I'll check it out
59:17 <Wrothmonk> ninjas are hard to justify in pfs
59:32 <Farang> this would be non-pfs since drow aren't allowed
59:44 <Wrothmonk> ah right
59:45 <Farang> my pfs will be a human sorcerer
00:08 <Wrothmonk> I have a wolverine wanna-be human sorcerer :P
00:44 <Farang> abyssal or whatever, with the finger claws?
00:55 <Farang> sorcerer/monk!
01:24 <Wrothmonk> nah, draconic
01:32 <Wrothmonk> sorcerer monk...
01:48 <Wrothmonk> dude that was going to be my next char!
02:25 <Wrothmonk> I was going to name him wroth :P
02:44 <Farang> Fine, have at it. :)
02:50 <Farang> you can have 'dibs'.
02:51 <Wrothmonk> Nah Its K
03:17 <Farang> seriously, I was talking about your character anyway, I wouldn't want that. feeling more /rogue multiclass if anything
03:21 <Wrothmonk> I wasnt really thinking sorcerer with it but you gave me the idea and it really makes sense for my name.
04:04 <Farang> though the abyssal does get claws pretty fast, don't recall the draconic specs
04:10 <Wrothmonk> they get claws lvl 1
04:32 <Wrothmonk> also theres a prestiege class that gives mass +s
04:34 <Farang> do they improve like the abyssal's does?
04:39 <Wrothmonk> if you start out draconic sorcerer
06:33 <Wrothmonk> I believe so
06:34 <Wrothmonk> I know they count as magic at some point
06:34 <Farang> might be hard to work out what the unarmed damage would be though, it should be higher than just a plain hand to hand monk if you're using claws, but the claws won't progress.
06:34 <Wrothmonk> it would count as a natural attack
06:34 <Farang> I guess you could justify adding them together, it can't have escaped the people making it that someone would do that
06:34 <Wrothmonk> I'm not sure how the rules of monk would be affected...
06:34 <Wrothmonk> 5th level they are considered magic, and at 7th they increase to 1d6 damage each
07:15 <Farang> might better make him a half orc too!
09:30 <Wrothmonk> Why half orc and not human?
12:00 <Farang> more wolveriney
12:08 <Farang> bestial
12:10 <Farang> hairy
12:13 <Farang> stronger
12:25 <Wrothmonk> eh I like the extra feat
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12:48 <Wrothmonk> plus X-men wolverine was human, albeit a mutant
14:32 <Farang> either you want to be a munchkin or you want some style ;)
17:20 <Wrothmonk> You may have the right idea with orc, I could get endurance for a bonus feat as an alternate racial trait
17:36 <Wrothmonk> And still have the style :)
20:10 <Farang> You're welcome. I'll mark you down for owing me one ;)
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22:43 <terry> Hello
22:47 <Wrothmonk> Hi
23:30 <terry> Sup
23:35 <Farang> Greetings
24:20 <terry> Sup
26:47 <Wrothmonk> how does 15 14 13 10 14 10 sound for a monk, I'll be putting the +2 from half orc in str
26:58 <Wrothmonk> for a total of 17 str
27:44 <Wrothmonk> oh wait...
28:25 <Farang> ac bonus is still wisdom based?
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28:57 <Wrothmonk> yeah
29:13 <Farang> so no sorcerer for the claws?
29:20 <Farang> your cha is way too low
29:26 <Wrothmonk> yeah thats was what I realised
29:54 <Wrothmonk> I mixed up the sorcerer stat with the wizard stat.
31:02 <Wrothmonk> I dont think the stats can be worked to do that.
31:13 <Farang> i still don't dig the whole charisma for 'power' thing.
31:26 <Farang> dump some str
31:36 <Farang> you can increase it later
32:45 <Wrothmonk> yeah and the dragon disciple prestiege class increases str
32:46 <Wrothmonk> level 6 though
35:58 <Wrothmonk> hrm... I could drop int a little bit
36:24 <Wrothmonk> But I cant shake the feeling I would lose something important beyond skills
38:19 <Farang> languages
38:38 <Wrothmonk> no...
41:59 <Wrothmonk> oh, theres several feats
41:59 <Wrothmonk> that require an int of 13
42:14 <Wrothmonk> including combat expertise
42:23 <Farang> ah.
42:31 <Wrothmonk> theres also spell focus
42:39 <Farang> oh, every character gets a 1st level feat right?  and fighters get 1 extra?
42:39 <Wrothmonk> which can have some fun effects.
42:46 <Wrothmonk> fighters and monks
42:47 <Wrothmonk> it seems
42:54 <Wrothmonk> humans also get a bonus feat
43:01 <Steven> wooooooot motherfuckin wooooot
43:09 <Steven> my dog finally went to sleep
43:12 <Farang> so a human fighter would get 3 at 1st level?
43:16 <Wrothmonk> Yup
43:41 <Wrothmonk> So thats what kept ya
43:48 <Steven> Human Monks also get 3 feats at first level
45:06 <Wrothmonk> goddamnit
45:33 <Wrothmonk> I just realised I managed to find the one class combo that requires /every/ stat
46:27 <Steven> 4 14s a 12 from racial and then a 10?
46:38 <Farang> are you SURE about that 1st level feat for everybody?  I don't see it explicitly stated..
46:39 <Wrothmonk> wont work
46:53 <Wrothmonk> chapter 3
47:00 <Wrothmonk> page 30
47:02 <Farang> oh wait, I see it
47:03 <Wrothmonk> table 3-1
47:04 <Farang> yeah, tahnks
47:15 <Wrothmonk> character advancement
47:18 <Steven> everyone gets a feat at every odd Level
47:43 <Wrothmonk> Oh and steven, I dont have a place to put a 10
47:52 <Steven> con
48:02 <Wrothmonk> on a monk/sorcerer?
48:09 <Steven> i never said it was a good idea
48:22 <Steven> also... you can dump str on a monk/sorc
53:17 <Wrothmonk> you sure?
53:17 <Steven> yes, you get an amulet of mighty fists with agile on it
53:17 <Wrothmonk> !item amulet of mighty fists
53:17 <Steven> and take weapon finesse
53:17 <diebot> Wrothmonk, AMULET OF MIGHTY FISTS +1 [faint evocation] CL:5 neck 5000gp, 0lb
53:17 <diebot> This amulet grants an enhancement bonus of +1 to +5 on attack and damage rolls with unarmed attacks and natural weapons. Alternatively, this amulet can grant melee weapon special abilities, so long as they can be applied to unarmed attacks. See Table: Melee Weapon Special Abilities for a list of abilities. Special abilities count as additional
53:17 <diebot> bonuses for determining the market value of the item, but do not modify attack or damage bonuses. An amulet of mighty fists cannot have a modified bonus (enhancement bonus plus special ability bonus equivalents) higher than +5. An amulet of mighty fists does not need to have a +1 enhancement bonus to grant a melee weapon special ability. Source:
53:17 <diebot> Ultimate Equipment
53:17 <Wrothmonk> Weapon finesse!
53:17 <Wrothmonk> yes!
53:17 <Steven> then you will attack with dex
53:17 <Steven> and add dex to damage rolls
53:17 <Wrothmonk> ?
53:17 <Wrothmonk> I thought you couldnt do that
53:17 <Wrothmonk> for damage rolls
53:17 <Steven> you can if you get agile on an amulet of mighty fists
53:17 <Wrothmonk> agile?
53:17 <Steven> its a weapon special quality
53:17 <Steven> magic effect
53:17 <Wrothmonk> table # and book?
53:17 <Wrothmonk> nvm
53:17 <Farang> oh nice, I was wondering if that bot did anything else useful like lookups.
53:17 <Steven> its in the field guide i believe
53:18 <Steven> !item agile
53:18 <diebot> Steven, NAME [Aura] CL:CL Slot PriceValuegp, WeightValuelb
53:18 <diebot> Description Source: Source
53:18 <Steven> nope not in the database
53:18 <Wrothmonk> !spell agile
53:18 <diebot> Wrothmonk, AID enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 2, inquisitor 2, alchemist 2 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)
53:18 <diebot> Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
53:18 <Steven> not a spell
53:18 <Wrothmonk> hrm
53:18 <Steven> its a magic weapon special ability
53:18 <Wrothmonk> !effect agile
53:18 <Steven> go look it up in the prd
53:18 <Wrothmonk> shot in the dark
53:37 <Steven> so glad my dog is finally sleeping
53:44 <Wrothmonk> ah found it
53:46 <Steven> he was just sitting there panting for like two hours
54:39 <Wrothmonk> 10 16 12 13 14 14, +2 in dex
55:55 <Steven> mostly monk or mostly sorc?
56:01 <Wrothmonk> mostly monk
56:11 <Steven> so.... how about
09:51 <Steven> 10/14/13/12/16/10
09:51 <Steven> and just take the empyreal wildblooded
09:51 <Steven> to use wisdom as your casting stat
09:51 <Wrothmonk> !!!
09:51 <Wrothmonk> you can actually do that?
09:51 <Steven> yeah
09:51 <Steven> im glad mek and ava arent here to bitch at me for spreading munchkinism
09:51 <Wrothmonk> what exactly is empyreal wildblooded?
09:51 <Steven> its an archetype of sorc
09:51 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/sorcerer/archetypes/paizo---sorcerer-archetypes/wildblooded/empyreal
09:51 <Steven> theres a link to it
09:51 <Wrothmonk> ah found it
10:05 <***> Buffer Playback...
10:05 <***> Playback Complete.
10:06 <Steven> yeah you can only flurry with unarmed strikes and a special monk list
13:53 <***> Buffer Playback...
13:53 <***> Playback Complete.
14:02 <Steven> usable with the weapon finesse feat
14:11 <Wrothmonk> oh wait it can be used regardless if its a light weapon
14:12 <Wrothmonk> forgot that
14:53 <Mekkis> Farang, I'd like to state that Absorb Toxicity isn't a bad spell - there are very few spells that give immunity to poison
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15:20 <Steven> mekkis i corrupted wroth
15:40 <Mekkis> he's making yet another character?
15:40 * Steven cackles all evil like.
15:40 <Mekkis> :(
15:46 <Steven> yeah, for pfs
15:56 <Steven> a monk/sorc
16:00 <Wrothmonk> named wroth
16:02 <Brunius|M> Is it a rogue
16:06 <Mekkis> with weapon finesse?
16:10 <Wrothmonk> yes
16:17 <Brunius|M> Should roll a rogue
16:30 <Mekkis> using unarmed strikes?
16:40 <Steven> he is also doing some munchkinism!
16:58 <Mekkis> how many levels of monk are planned?
17:35 <Wrothmonk> its going to be the main class but I have not decided on specifics
17:55 <Wrothmonk> still going through the theory stage
18:00 <Steven> monk/Empyreal Wildblooded Sorc... wis to armor and as casting stat!
18:02 <Mekkis> Steven, would you personally ever consider playing such a character?
18:26 <Steven> i dunno, we will find out how my first monk will go.
19:01 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, the only part about that idea that I _Really_ don't like is the "making a new PFS character" bit.
19:29 <Wrothmonk> Yes we have already had this discussion.
19:38 <Steven> so whos gonna bite the bullet and run something so we can test our new characters?
19:53 <Mekkis> I'll run Darkest Vengeance
20:00 <Wrothmonk> But you guys keep throwing out level one modules and stuff.
20:47 <Steven> drat i've already played that one
21:05 <Mekkis> if you play something for no credit, and you die, you still die right?
21:13 <Wrothmonk> yes
21:17 <Brunius|M> Pretty sure you do
21:18 <Steven> yup
21:29 <Steven> you have died in the course of running a scenario
21:34 <Steven> well playing
21:44 <Steven> your character is reported as dead unless you get it raised
23:06 <Steven> its another reason i dont play with bobby, played once for no credit to make a legal table size, which about 30minutes into the game 2 other people showed up, and he came after me first in EVERY encounter
23:55 <Wrothmonk> ok I was not aware of this...
24:07 <Steven> there are lots of things you aren't aware of
24:13 <Wrothmonk> Yet another reason why you need to put a delete character sheet button
24:24 <Steven> like the fact im wearing boots with no socks
24:33 <Steven> and now that im taking them off
24:45 <Steven> and mekkis lets run us that darkest Vengeance!
26:11 <Farang> if you're going go run that, let me finish my drow fighter first :)
26:32 <Mekkis> not today. I'm tired as hell
26:56 <Steven> why are you making a drow fighter?
27:08 <Steven> i hope not for pfs.
27:11 <Brunius|M> What for?
27:12 <Steven> since they are not legal
27:13 <Wrothmonk> it isnt
27:20 <Steven> good good, keep at it then
27:30 <Farang> ugh. all this pfs pfs pfs..
27:31 <Steven> and if its a drizzt clone im going to reach through the internet and slap you
27:42 <Wrothmonk> drizzt?
27:44 <Ulzef> mekkis can you animate partial bodies i want a army of assassin undead hands
27:46 <Farang> I don't even like drizzt. ugh.
28:01 <Steven> YAY another person who shares my view on drizzt
28:10 <Wrothmonk> Who is drizzt?
28:22 <Steven> a two weapon fighting ass hat Drow...
28:25 <Brunius|M> Forgotten realms hero
28:38 <Farang> are there ever ANY non pfs games around here?  half the contents of these books is useless if so.
28:40 <Wrothmonk> way of the wicked
28:47 <Wrothmonk> its altered pfs
28:47 <Farang> I wouldn't do dual wielding for starters
28:48 <Wrothmonk> evil
28:52 <Steven> we play way of the wicked, and you are of course more than welcome to start your own campaign
28:57 <Mekkis> the 1% drow that 99% of players seem to want to play
29:16 <Mekkis> Ulzef, maybe
29:19 <Steven> on golarion its exactly zero percent good drow
29:24 <Farang> I barely know the rules, kinda hard for me to start one up ;)
29:34 <Farang> I'll skip the drow then, oh well.. 
29:45 <Steven> no, i mean in pathfinder society play
29:49 <Mekkis> I played a drow in Kingmaker
29:52 <Steven> im sure there are actually good drow in peoples homebrew
29:53 <Mekkis> that was fun
30:00 <Farang> I never said he'd be 'good'
30:18 <Farang> but he won't be humping spiders or worshipping dark gods
30:26 <Steven> but for the purposes of Pathfinder Society Organized play there are exactly zero good or neutral drow.
30:29 <Mekkis> a dragonrider who had a gold dragon mount who was trying to redeem him - and didn't seem to work well
30:37 <Avatar> Farang: you can play core races, or tiefling, aasimar or tengu
30:56 <Mekkis> *if you own the books with those races in them
31:07 <Steven> Its some lore we were discussing at the shop the other day
31:16 <Steven> we had a voice conference with BigK
31:19 <Ulzef> dragon rider? is that a legit class and if so which source book
31:34 <Mekkis> The Genius Guide to the Dragonrider
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31:44 <Wrothmonk> idk about /dragon/ rider but there are mammoth riders
31:54 <Steven> technically no, not a class thats outlined in paizo published material
31:58 <Ulzef> yeah Mortok is going one
32:10 <Ulzef> he just needs to eat his way to level 9
32:15 <Steven> but workable through third party content
32:28 <Steven> alright, well, i guess i will run something
32:37 <Steven> and just not play my monk tonight.
32:39 <Brunius> What level
32:45 <Mekkis> I'll deal with third-party content on a case-by-case basis for WotW
32:49 <Steven> me shrugs
32:53 * Steven shrugs
33:04 <Steven> depends on who wants to play
33:31 <Avatar> are you running something tonight
33:54 <Steven> if enough people want to play, yeah i will run something
33:57 <Ulzef> i am up for a game if one happens
34:08 <Avatar> I could go for a game
34:24 <Mekkis> can you UMD a scroll of atonement to atone yourself?
34:33 <Wrothmonk> I can play as well
34:37 <Ulzef> what level ranges are you preped for steven
34:54 <Wrothmonk> 1-4 is what I can play myself
34:55 <Avatar> who's keen
34:56 <Ulzef> steven said no
35:07 <Steven> what did i say no to?
35:13 <Ulzef> i mean stephen
35:14 <Wrothmonk> drugs
35:16 <Wrothmonk> :P
35:17 <Avatar> wroth, brunius, ulzef, me ?
35:21 <Steven> totaly said no to drugs
35:23 <Brunius> I've got a level 4
35:54 <Ulzef> i can do 3-4 i guess 
37:00 <Steven> the low teir games available to you guys are
37:03 <Avatar> murder on the silken caravan ?
37:12 <Steven> 2-21 and 3-23
37:16 <Ulzef> i have done murder
37:18 <Steven> dalsince affair and goblinblood dead
37:26 <Steven> dalsine
37:26 <Brunius> Think I've done Dalsine
37:31 <Brunius> No...yes?
37:33 <Steven> not according to your sheet
37:33 <Brunius> Maybe
37:39 <Avatar> nobody's done dalsine according to the site
37:44 <Avatar> but that is the killer scenario
37:49 <Steven> indeed
37:51 <Avatar> goblinblood dead sounds cool
37:53 <Steven> which is why i would avoid it
37:53 <Ulzef> goblinblood could work if steven has it preped
37:53 <Brunius> #YOLO
38:02 <Kzar> what is this yolo thing?
38:06 <Wrothmonk> #shit
38:14 <Wrothmonk> thats what it is
38:20 <Steven> brunius... its #YOLO #UNTIL I KILL YOU
38:21 <Avatar> kzar you keen to play
38:30 <Avatar> you look keen
38:34 <Brunius> you only yolo once
38:36 <Kzar> I'm sick and a bit out of it :/
38:36 <Wrothmonk> Save a few bits for me steven.
38:41 <Avatar> yeah fair enough
38:44 <Avatar> next time gadget
38:50 <Avatar> beauty of PFS and all that
39:05 <Ulzef> what are the sub tiers for goblin blood?
39:06 <Steven> alright so goblin blood dead, let me prep it real fast
39:11 <Steven> its 1-5
39:17 <Avatar> Steven: will you be pasting wall text
39:22 <Wrothmonk> subtiers
39:44 <Ulzef> so 1-2 4-5?
39:50 <Ulzef> what we looking at 
39:52 <Avatar> yeah 1-5 is always 1-2 4-5
39:59 <Wrothmonk> alright
40:04 <Steven> i was actually considering not pasting them to chat and forcing people to pay attention
40:04 <Avatar> 3 alchemist here
40:07 <Wrothmonk> I'm brining sorcerer 
40:08 <Avatar> my others aren't really ready I think
40:12 <Brunius> Dwarven Cleric 4
40:19 <Wrothmonk> level 4
40:20 <Avatar> Steven: the problem is we can't understand you over skype half the time, especially in big block text
40:40 <Steven> am i breaking up?
40:56 <Ulzef> i was thinking mortok who is a 2 if we are talking goblins he wants to eat one
40:56 <Avatar> seems like it, something's going on
41:39 <Ulzef> which reminds me have you got mortoks cert mek?
42:07 <Mekkis> ummm.... for what scenario?
42:18 <Steven> heh.... i remember GMing this one
42:28 <Avatar> veteran's vault? did we not get them
42:29 <Ulzef> the one were mortok was eatting everything
42:29 <Steven> I killed my step brother!
42:29 <Brunius> What's the max dex of chainmail?
42:33 <Ulzef> yeah thats the one
42:36 <Avatar> I was just looking at my sheet and it has no gold value
42:45 <Avatar> for that scenario
42:56 <Mekkis> no, I don't
43:04 <Mekkis> hell, I don't even have my own
43:19 <Mekkis> I told you to bother your VC
43:27 <Brunius> Sigh
43:37 <Ulzef> lol he owes me another cert as well
43:49 <Ulzef> i will email him now and see what he can sort
44:01 <Mekkis> 519gp, while you're at it
44:10 <Mekkis> actually
44:14 <Mekkis> it might be a little less
44:18 <Avatar> is veteran's vault 519gp?
44:25 <Mekkis> yeah
44:37 <Mekkis> but you missed out on some loot because the thingy at the end got away
46:35 <Wrothmonk> ok so were doing subtier 4-5 bringing what?
47:35 <Wrothmonk> I believe I saw we had some lvl 3s and I'm a bit concerned 
47:50 <Mekkis> if it's not a season 4, you should be fine
47:57 <Mekkis> run Bonekeep :{
49:03 <Ulzef> i actually said a level 2
49:43 <Ulzef> i can come as a 4 druid though but i sorta wanna use low levels to get mortok up
50:43 <Avatar> I want to bring my 4 druid
51:01 <Avatar> or did you want to play down?
52:41 <Ulzef> if we are playing up and the group is not comfortable with me bringing a level2 i can bring my 4 druid. just would prefer the level 2
53:18 <Wrothmonk> ok this is weird
53:27 <Steven> hey farang you want to jump in?
53:45 <Wrothmonk> I'm going through my characters updating their levels, and I'm missing 2 sessions on wallace
55:14 <Wrothmonk> Anyone here pfs #22876?
55:27 <Mekkis> brunius?
55:33 <Avatar> that's ballig
55:34 <Brunius> That's Ballig
55:42 <Brunius> I'm 22870
55:53 <Wrothmonk> hrm
56:03 <Ulzef> you youngins i am 6906
56:04 <Mekkis> anyone here pfs #2?
56:06 <Wrothmonk> He hasnt reported quest for perfect part 1 or 2
56:52 <Farang> so if I start with rich parents, 900gp starting gold, I can get some decent items with that.. 
56:58 <Wrothmonk> banned trait
57:04 <Mekkis> rich parents isn't pfs legal
57:09 <Farang> crap
57:20 <Brunius> All the fun stuff isn't legal :(
57:22 * Farang glares
57:26 <Avatar> :((
57:35 <Mekkis> Farang, if you play in this 1-5 at 4-5, you'll get about 1800gp, to spend on good stuff
57:38 <Brunius> Check this out: http://www.twaddler.ca/
57:42 <Ulzef> its ok snowball is legal
57:53 <Avatar> farang are you playing
57:54 <Mekkis> if you buy a $10 book
57:58 <Wrothmonk> alright, looks like I'm casters only.
58:09 <Brunius> What do you mean?
58:14 <Farang> I dunno, I'm really not that far into chargen, been doing stuff around the house.. just working on my sorc.
58:17 <Wrothmonk> magus 1, summoner 2, and sorcerer 4
58:26 <Brunius> ha
58:36 <Wrothmonk> thats all i can do 1-5 :/
58:39 <Brunius> My only arcane cast hasn't seen more than one session of play
58:43 <Brunius> caster even
58:51 <Avatar> remember you can play a pregen if you want
58:53 <Wrothmonk> oh and the magus hasnt been played.
59:11 <Avatar> sounds like playing down isn't an awful idea
59:11 <Wrothmonk> Ah thanks for reminding me.
59:36 <Mekkis> 5277 here
00:10 <Farang> oh, pregen.. well I guess I could do that..  
00:24 <Wrothmonk> If playing down I can do a ranger
00:29 <Wrothmonk> melee
00:50 <Brunius> I don't really have anything decent if we're playing down
01:15 <Wrothmonk> lvl 3, ranger two weapon fighter with +7 melee
01:46 <Mekkis> I thought you only had casters?
02:30 <Wrothmonk> if were playing down I can bring in a lvl 3 right?
02:44 <Avatar> you can bring in whatever you like
02:45 <Mekkis> a third-level ranger isn't a caster
03:04 <Wrothmonk> I excluded it since it was to0 low for 4-5, and too high for 1-2
03:04 <Avatar> Mekkis: initally we had magus, summoner, sorcerer, druid
03:27 <Avatar> and another sorcerer I think
03:30 <Farang> I'll just take whatever fills up a needed slot..
03:48 <Farang> GM's choice.
04:26 <Steven> your choice... whatever you want to play man
04:51 <Mekkis> the GM has enough decisions to be responsible for. Don't pile more on him
05:17 <Ulzef> sorc or wiazrd as that is the class you are looking at making?
05:28 <Wrothmonk> I believe he is working on a sorcerer
05:36 <Avatar> I believe he is working on a samurai
05:51 <Wrothmonk> I believe this it silly
05:55 <Wrothmonk> is*
06:11 <Farang> heh
06:15 <Farang> sure, sorcerer
06:21 <Steven> alright prepped
07:31 <Steven> shit left my dice in the car
07:33 <Wrothmonk> It looks like were going to get mostly casters if were doing 4-5. To be honest I dont like that.
07:48 <Avatar> my druid can tank I think
07:56 <Mekkis> what's wrong with people who can cast spells?
07:58 <Steven> you will like it if they all do summon monsters and just make my life hell
08:00 <Avatar> AC 20
08:03 <Mekkis> don't discriminate!
08:13 <Wrothmonk> HP?
08:15 <Avatar> yeah and one of them is a goddamn summoner
08:19 <Avatar> isn't that your character
08:24 <Farang> Then I'll be a fighter, its not a big deal to me, I barely know the rules anyway..
08:37 <Steven> alright, farang do you have CA?
08:44 <Steven> Do you have Skype?
08:45 <Avatar> combat assistant
08:54 <Wrothmonk> do you have an irc client :P
08:57 <Farang> Oh, yes, that. I do have CA, the newest one.. and skype.
09:33 <Steven> avatar care to host the call since you are closer to most of the people who will be playing and so will reduce lag time
09:34 <Avatar> yeah ok
09:42 <Mekkis> Farang, the newest one as in 103 or 134?
09:58 <Farang> whatever was at the top of the website..
10:06 <Wrothmonk> 103
10:15 <Farang> 103
10:26 <Avatar> 134 or 135 is the one you want
10:43 <Avatar> does anyone still have the url handy
10:44 <Farang> sec
10:44 <Steven> I would like to appologize in advance, I do not have my dice and that means i will be rolling out in the open which means i will be unable to assist you guys in living should crazy shit happen like me rolling nat20s all day
11:05 <Wrothmonk> cant you pm dicebot?
11:06 <Avatar> does that mean you'll be fudging rolls to save the newbies
11:12 <Mekkis> you can PM diebot
11:20 <Farang> there's no 134 or 135 listed on that page, I'll go digging for it i assume...
11:38 <Avatar> yeah hang on
11:40 <Mekkis> all commands that work in channel work in PM for diebot
11:44 <Steven> that seems like a lot of work to type @steven... maybe i should go get my dice so i can fudge rolls for the new guy
11:57 <Steven> so i dont kill him on his first pfs session ever
11:59 <Mekkis> you don't need to
12:09 <Mekkis> it doesn't go to channel
12:22 <Mekkis> it responds the same way it is called
12:28 <Mekkis> if you PM diebot, diebot PMs you
12:30 <Steven> well thats cool
12:38 <Mekkis> if you /notice diebot, diebot /notices you
12:38 <Farang> where do I get this pregen character, or who do I get it from I guess is the question?
13:06 <Wrothmonk> except I cant ever seem to do it myself
13:39 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/playerResources
13:56 <Steven> what level is everyone?
14:12 <Farang> okay, so either I can check all of these pages on google for the CA version you want or somebody can tell me the URL? :)
14:23 <Avatar> yeah hang on chief
14:28 <Avatar> you won't find it on google
14:36 <Brunius> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/DevCA-unstable.zip
14:37 <Steven> avatar is on it... he will hook you up
14:45 <Avatar> it's not the unstable one
14:48 <Avatar> it has 135 in the filename
15:03 <Wrothmonk> 4 sorcerer
15:09 <Steven> so you guys are gonna play in the 4-5 teir?
15:20 <Wrothmonk> If the druid can tank
15:34 <Steven> so, farang you will probably want to use a level 4 pregen
15:53 <Farang> Presumably.
16:39 <Steven> and if you want to earn brownie points with the GM you wont use the Samurai with the OP Mount
17:02 <Avatar> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/DevCA22b135.zip
17:02 <Ulzef> how is the mount OP?
17:04 <Farang> haha, consider me brownied
17:17 <Avatar> anyone who hasn't got build 135, grab that
17:35 <Avatar> and jump on skype
17:42 <Avatar> give me your username if I don't already have it
17:43 <Steven> Jinfu is the wind of death!
18:36 <Wrothmonk> ok warning you now I will not be getting any images
18:52 <Steven> you are a horrible person wroth
18:53 <Farang> do you do video on skype?  my bandwidth may become an issue, so I'll probably skip sending video..
18:59 <Avatar> keep using the mac version if that's what works for you
19:04 <Steven> i dont send video
19:09 <Steven> no one wants to be intimidated by my beard
19:14 <Avatar> Farang: no video
19:24 <Brunius> Steven: Estimated runtime?
19:28 <Wrothmonk> I wish I could get the compiler working
19:33 <Farang> k. you'll all be spared my rugged good looks then, almost a shame.
19:34 <Wrothmonk> but it just refuses me :/
19:52 <Avatar> the one I linked is better in windows, don't use it if it's going to break for you on mac
20:11 <Farang> the host ip for CA?
20:13 <Wrothmonk> And you get spared our pimple ridden faces!
21:02 <Steven> wroth chucking the image files at you
21:10 <Steven> put them in the correct folder
21:37 <Brunius> Steeveeeen
21:42 <Wrothmonk> That doesnt help with the windows version since I'm using an emulator.
21:44 <Brunius> What time do you think this will finish up?
22:00 <Steven> right as you guys kill the BBEG
22:17 <Brunius> And how long do you think that will be?
22:34 <Steven> this one is very varied, ive had it rickrolled in under 2.5 hours
22:43 <Steven> and ive also had it go 4.5hrs
22:44 <Mekkis> what scenario is it?
24:00 <Steven> goblinblood dead
24:50 <Avatar> I've only got ulzef on skype
24:55 <Avatar> where is everyone else
24:57 <Steven> I am online currently
25:00 <Wrothmonk> as am I
25:10 <Steven> i even went visable just for you
25:28 <Steven> brb, dog needs some water
25:32 <Brunius> I suppose I should warn you I might fall asleep half way through
25:33 <Brunius> cleric 4
25:48 <Avatar> can you not fall asleep half way through
26:02 <Brunius> Maybe
26:04 <Brunius> Maybe not
26:14 <Brunius> Spaceshot is on skype!
26:18 <Brunius> You should get him in here
26:41 <Avatar> Farang: what's your username
26:50 Avatar gives channel operator status to Steven
27:05 Avatar gives voice to Avatar Brunius Farang Ulzef Wrothmonk
27:08 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Avatar
27:11 Brunius is now known as Derau
27:16 <Ulzef> now were people fine with me bringing my lvl 2 or did they want me to bring my 4 druid?
27:34 <Steven> alright, so... i went and checked none of the faction missions are secret from your fellow PCs
27:43 <Farang> ? celestitech
27:48 <Wrothmonk> druid please
27:49 <Steven> so, i just google doc'd them all into the same file
27:51 <Steven> https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BwFtjAun89SiVG93ODJWMFlkMXM/edit
27:55 <Farang> on skype
29:20 <Steven> farang gotta accept his friend request before you can be added to the call
29:52 <Farang> thanks, i've used skype before.. didn't get a friend request
30:01 <Steven> odd
30:12 <Avatar> are you trying to call me
30:14 <Steven> maybe skype bein slow today
30:18 <Farang> oh woops
30:29 <Farang> it did say host's skype was out of date
30:55 <Derau> them rugged good looks
31:20 <Farang> heh, that's my bedhead
31:57 <Derau> I'm a cleric 4
32:13 <Wrothmonk> sorcerer here
32:34 <Avatar> druid 4 here
32:50 <Farang> steven: that's a mad beard man
33:02 <Ulzef> lion shaman 4 or a boracle 2
34:28 <Avatar>  <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/playerResources
34:29 <Derau> brb
36:12 <Ulzef> wroth said he would prefer my druid i really would prefer the boracle though andhe hits harder
38:11 Ulzef is now known as Mortok_the_Lost
38:37 Wrothmonk is now known as Rumil
38:45 Avatar is now known as Landruff
39:12 Farang is now known as Valeros
39:42 <Derau> sorry, back
43:28 <Steven> https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BwFtjAun89SiUl96RUZiV3NReXM/edit?usp=sharing
44:02 <Rumil> "Do we have any information beyond the fact that the caravans just havent shown up?"
44:06 <Mortok_the_Lost> " gasper drendil say there be goblins will there be"
44:14 <Mortok_the_Lost> "and do they taste good"
46:04 <Rumil> "So worst case its a group of bandits, no big organization."
46:37 <Derau> "Worst case it's apsis consortium, idiot"
46:58 <Derau> (When I insult you in character, that's actually me just being a cha 8 dwarf)
47:02 * Rumil glares at Derau
47:02 <Landruff> "I'll place my bets on aspis, any day of the week."
47:04 <Derau> (Just so we're clear)
47:04 <Valeros> "Is there a map available with local landmarks and such?"
47:09 * Landruff tosses a copper
47:14 <Rumil> "A fair point but I doubt it."
47:19 <Landruff> "Who'll place the bet against ?"
47:29 <Mortok_the_Lost> "aspis die easy cept when mortok aspis then aspis kills everything"
47:50 <Valeros> "My thanks, I shall do that."
48:23 <Valeros> probably me, I have no idea what they are. :)
48:40 <Landruff> it's /mode Steven -R
48:58 <Mortok_the_Lost> #6906-7 Grand lodge
49:26 <Rumil> #58171-1 Sczarni
49:29 <Derau> Steven, did you get that PM? Do you want me to PM you prepped spells?
50:25 <Rumil> who?
50:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> are we able to bring mounts on this mission?
51:23 <Landruff> why wouldn't we be able to
51:57 <Derau> You're fading in and out, Steven
52:07 <Mortok_the_Lost> "what pickled imp taste like"
52:14 <Rumil> I cant tell what steven is saying at all
52:46 <Rumil> ok I understood that
53:05 <Rumil> would kn arcana do it?
53:27 <Valeros> "How about a small sample?"
53:29 <Mortok_the_Lost> "mortok wants" 
53:46 <Landruff> "I might pass. You had me at tasting something strange and new, right up until you added the pricetag."
53:54 <Valeros> "Do they taste so bad that nobody would ever buy a whole one?"
54:06 <Landruff> "I'm good for a gamble, but I'm not up for a purchase."
54:32 * Mortok_the_Lost mortok buys one
55:05 <Valeros> where was it that we could acquire a map? he said to speak to somebody, that's high on my list..
55:34 <Landruff> "You know why we're here, right?"
55:39 <Rumil> any other scenarios besides first steps?
55:43 <Mortok_the_Lost> "but but mortok want eat imp"
55:53 <Mortok_the_Lost> nom nom nom
56:08 * Valeros gags
56:12 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+4
56:13 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
56:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> mortok has eatten a otiug
56:44 <Rumil> pickles and imps?
57:03 <Valeros> "Do you have an imp farm or something in your family?"
57:15 * Mortok_the_Lost mortok pulls out list and crosses off imp
57:40 * Rumil peers over mortok's shoulder at the list
57:48 <Landruff> "Tell us about the Chitterwood."
58:17 <Landruff> "Any word from the Aspis Consortium jumping the caravans?"
58:37 <Landruff> "Dark magic?"
58:56 * Rumil shakes head
59:13 <Valeros> "Maybe the imps have gathered for revenge..."
59:25 <Mortok_the_Lost> "its OK mortok will find bad things kill them then eats them"
59:58 <Rumil> "Lets get going then."
00:25 <Mortok_the_Lost> "what ships name"
00:42 <Mortok_the_Lost> witch area?
01:08 <Landruff> "I'm ready to go, if we know where to go."
01:19 <Valeros> "I see no reason to dally further then."
01:26 * Mortok_the_Lost walks out gets on dejik and rides off
02:15 <Derau> http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/blessWater.html
04:07 <Mortok_the_Lost> you know he has to spend 25gp on each spell right
05:32 <Landruff> vial = 1gp
05:41 <Landruff> I'll get 5 vials
05:47 <Derau> I think I'll have to pay for the silver
06:10 <Derau> Might as well get 16 flasks, I'm far more likely to get use out of them
06:16 <Valeros> I'd rather just squirt some out of a wineskin than pay 1gp for a glass vial I'm going to break
07:33 <Mortok_the_Lost> rage
09:13 * Mortok_the_Lost mortok ties scraf around face so he looks like a scary bandit
09:33 <Rumil> thing?
10:30 <Rumil> oh thats right, I have pluses against goblins
11:04 <Rumil> +2 to bluff diplomacy, intimidate, and sense motive
12:01 <Valeros> (If everybody can, please send me a message telling me what the hell you guys are, I'm at a loss as to who is what class/race/etc)
12:01 * Rumil will assist in loading heavy stuff
12:09 * Mortok_the_Lost mortok checks over dejik to make sure he is ready for travel before leaving
12:28 <Landruff> "borrow"
13:24 <Rumil> Human sorcerer in masterwork mithral armor (enhancement 1), has a masterwork mithral shield, and a masterwork morningstar (enhancement 1)
14:01 * Landruff tends to the horses in a very druidly way
15:23 <Mortok_the_Lost> fecken andorans
17:18 <Rumil> you are a wonderful andoran
17:24 <Rumil> :P
18:59 * Rumil will have no part in any "game"
19:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> none of these people look kellid do they?
20:00 <Valeros> "So... who wants to volunteer to handle the mapping?"
20:04 <Valeros> "Druid?"
20:39 <Landruff> "Er, I guess I can?"
20:55 <Valeros> "it's just that I figure i'll be slicing things open.."
23:08 <Rumil> were gaurding so shield and mace out.
23:08 <Steven> 50.37.119.82
23:13 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+11 profession gambler
23:14 <dicebot> Landruff, profession gambler: [1d20=2] 13
23:15 <Valeros> shortbow out
23:19 <Rumil> guarding *
23:36 <Landruff> "Ups and downs."
23:39 <Landruff> "Sorry, Valeros."
24:03 <Valeros> "Wait a minute now.. you're on your own there!"
25:33 <Landruff> green
25:35 <Mortok_the_Lost> pink
25:40 <Derau> yellow
25:42 <Rumil> grey
26:00 <Rumil> no red
26:06 <Valeros> light blue
26:31 * Rumil will be on one side of the caravan
26:37 <Rumil> not on a horse
27:49 Rumil has quit (Connection closed)
31:27 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+2 init
31:28 <dicebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=14] 16
31:37 <Derau> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
31:37 <diebot> Derau, Initiative: [1d20=4] 6
31:39 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+3
31:40 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
31:44 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
31:45 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=15] 16
32:15 <Derau> !throw 1d20+8 See
32:16 <diebot> Derau, See: [1d20=17] 25
32:16 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+12 perception
32:16 <dicebot> Landruff, perception: [1d20=9] 21
32:20 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1
32:21 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20-1: [1d20=2] 1
32:31 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
32:31 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
33:10 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+2 rumil's init
33:11 <dicebot> Landruff, rumil's init: [1d20=13] 15
33:21 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+3 rumil's perception
33:22 <dicebot> Landruff, rumil's perception: [1d20=17] 20
43:52 <Derau> !throw 1d20+6 Kn:(Religion)
43:53 <diebot> Derau, Kn:(Religion): [1d20=13] 19
43:56 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+4
43:56 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
44:13 <Derau> Wunderbar
47:05 <Derau> A minute
47:10 <Steven> derau surprise round
47:12 <Derau> I will cahnnel
47:17 <Derau> Channel, even
47:48 <Derau> !throw 2d6 Channel to Heal
47:49 <diebot> Derau, Channel to Heal: [2d6=3,5] 8
48:13 <Landruff> it's Valeros' turn
48:43 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+9
48:43 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+9: [1d20=7] 16
49:03 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+6
49:03 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d8+6: [1d8=6] 12
50:17 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+7
50:18 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12
51:24 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+3; 1d20+1; 1d20+1
51:24 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11; 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21; 1d20+1: [1d20=10] 11
51:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
51:37 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
52:18 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 2d6+2
52:19 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 2d6+2: [2d6=3,1] 6
54:49 <Derau> Both hit
55:04 <Mortok_the_Lost> do wwe get higher ground for being mounted?
55:11 <Derau> You should
55:52 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+13
55:52 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+13: [1d8=7] 20
56:16 <Derau> Both hit
56:26 <Derau> Stevem
56:29 <Derau> Steven even
56:47 <Derau> Silly bones
57:35 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+7 attack
57:35 <dicebot> Landruff, attack: [1d20=5] 12
57:52 <Landruff> !roll 1d10+3
57:52 <dicebot> Landruff, 1d10+3: [1d10=3] 6
58:48 <Derau> Sorry, which of these are dead? My fun desync isn't showing me
59:11 <Landruff> L18 dead
59:51 <Landruff> (you're flanking)
59:52 <Derau> I will pull my morningstar out and attack the one to my W
00:22 <Derau> !throw 1d20+7 Attack!; 1d8-1 Damage!
00:23 <diebot> Derau, Attack!: [1d20=15] 22; Damage!: [1d8=1] 0
00:34 <Derau> That's minimum 1 damage
00:38 <Derau> Silvered
03:06 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+8; 1d20+7
03:07 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11; 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19
04:12 <Valeros> !roll 1d6+3
04:13 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d6+3: [1d6=4] 7
06:47 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+10
06:48 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+10: [1d20=18] 28
07:01 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+13
07:02 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+13: [1d8=8] 21
07:27 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5
07:27 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
07:31 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5
07:32 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
08:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d4+3
08:05 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5
08:50 <Mortok_the_Lost> my horse has int 6 as well so he is even more awesome
10:48 <Derau> 22 hits
11:32 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+9
11:32 <dicebot> Landruff, 1d20+9: [1d20=2] 11
11:58 <Derau> That bitch
12:04 <Derau> s/he can't get away with that!
12:12 <Derau> !throw 1d20+7 Attack!; 1d8-1 Damage!
12:13 <diebot> Derau, Attack!: [1d20=6] 13; Damage!: [1d8=4] 3
12:30 <Derau> It does
13:07 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+8; 1d20+7
13:07 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26; 1d20+7: [1d20=2] 9
13:25 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+6
13:25 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d8+6: [1d8=8] 14
14:18 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+10; 1d8+13
14:19 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+10: [1d20=15] 25; 1d8+13: [1d8=4] 17
14:46 <Mortok_the_Lost> end rage
16:50 <Derau> I channel
16:54 <Derau> !throw 2d6
16:55 <diebot> Derau, 2d6: [2d6=5,6] 11
16:56 * Mortok_the_Lost purify food and drink on the horse and start noming
17:02 <Derau> Anyone still hurt?
17:05 <Landruff> yeah
17:09 <Landruff> 17/30
17:13 <Valeros> me, I'm down 20 points
17:38 <Derau> Worth another channel?
17:39 <Landruff> I've got a wand if you don't want to burn channels
17:43 <Derau> 2/5 used currently
17:51 <Valeros> well I've got 22 hps out of 42
18:24 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
18:24 <Landruff> !roll 1d8+1
18:24 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
18:25 <Landruff> !roll 1d8+1
18:35 <Landruff> cmon dicebot
18:51 <Landruff> !throw 1d8+1 landruff heal
18:52 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
18:52 <diebot> Landruff, landruff heal: [1d8=3] 4
18:52 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
18:52 <Landruff> !throw 1d8+1 landruff heal
18:53 <diebot> Landruff, landruff heal: [1d8=3] 4
19:08 <Landruff> !throw 1d8+1 landruff heal
19:08 <diebot> Landruff, landruff heal: [1d8=3] 4
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19:26 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
19:26 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
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20:41 <Landruff> sorcerer :: wizard = oracle :: cleric
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23:09 <Landruff> "Thanks for the map. Now I've got a few questions for you."
23:18 <Landruff> "Why didn't you give us this before the journey started?"
23:24 <Landruff> "Did you know this attack was coming?"
23:24 <Steven> "I might have answers for you..."
23:40 * Landruff sounds accusing
23:59 <Landruff> "There is a graveyard right here, which we were eversoconveniently on our way to"
24:02 <Landruff> "And lo and BEHOLD!"
24:07 <Landruff> "Undead ambush the caravan."
24:12 <Landruff> "Is there something you want to say?"
24:30 <Mortok_the_Lost> "you know about pathfinder caravan that was ambushed"
24:40 <Steven> "I don't know if you saw, with your heroic defense of my bacon, but they were trying to drag me out of the caravan... for gods knows what."
24:52 <Landruff> "Who do you work for!"
25:32 <Derau> YA BLEW IT
25:49 <Landruff> "If you'd shown us the map at the beginning of all of this, this could have been avoided!"
26:00 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+4 sense motive
26:01 <dicebot> Landruff, sense motive: [1d20=18] 22
26:09 <Mortok_the_Lost> "mortok always save the bacon"
26:11 <Valeros> "My lady, I apologize for that fool. I think one of them hit him on the head."
26:24 <Landruff> "Okay... maybe you're telling the truth."
26:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> "cept when he is hungry then he eats the bacon"
26:39 <Landruff> "Ups and downs. You know how it goes."
26:47 <Mortok_the_Lost> "mmmmmmmm bacon"
26:50 <Landruff> "Gotta take a chance every once in a while."
27:42 * Mortok_the_Lost mortok wonders if he could make horse bacon
27:59 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
28:00 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
28:03 <Derau> !throw 1d20+8 Perception
28:04 <diebot> Derau, Perception: [1d20=19] 27
28:05 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+12 perception
28:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1
28:06 <dicebot> Landruff, perception: [1d20=14] 26
28:06 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20-1: [1d20=6] 5
28:19 <Derau> ?!save
28:19 <diebot> Derau, Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
28:27 <Landruff> I give away my borrowed horse to apologise 
28:32 <Derau> !save see: 1d20+8 perception
28:34 <diebot> Derau, 1d20+8 perception saved as @see
28:56 <Valeros> I'll return a horse to them as well, we can all go on foot
29:19 <Derau> A what
29:24 * Valeros stands around... oblivious.
29:25 <Steven> Worg
31:03 <Derau> "WHAT ARE YE WAITING FOR LADDIE"
31:48 <Mortok_the_Lost> "hey puppy you want some horse meat we has lots to share"
32:24 * Mortok_the_Lost gives it some horse meat
33:16 <Landruff> "Any other troubles around here?"
33:27 <Landruff> "I hear that" and move in
33:30 <Valeros> "Do you know anything about the caravans that have gone missing?"
33:34 <Mortok_the_Lost> "you know about men with compasses that get ambushed?
33:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> "
34:05 * Mortok_the_Lost gives it some horse meat
35:02 <Landruff> "Hobgoblin tribe?"
36:12 <Mortok_the_Lost> "thank you" give it more meat
36:30 * Landruff looks around for any telltale signs of the Goblinblood Wars
37:55 <Mortok_the_Lost> "some people call mortok evil as well"
39:24 <Derau> Good old MMO integration
39:43 <Steven> "Food is good.  What kind of things?"
39:49 <Steven> Cant speak dogs are barking
39:58 <Steven> "Guard Caravan?"
40:18 <Valeros> "Yes"
40:28 <Steven> The two wargs discuss this in some language no one understands.
41:02 <Steven> "They feed us.  We guard.  They not feed us.  We eat caravan."
41:18 <Steven> "Caravan attack us, We eat Caravan."
41:42 <Steven> "What else we get for guarding Caravan?"
41:59 <Mortok_the_Lost> "you eat mortok, mortok eat you. you no eat mortok, mortok no eat you "
42:05 * Mortok_the_Lost smiles at them
42:16 <Steven> "Want payment...  Can hunt food... well sometimes."
42:31 <Steven> they nod
42:57 <Derau> Sure, I'll diplomacise
43:36 <Steven> They are intelligent creatures after a fashion, while not wizard smart you get the feeling they have enough smarts to know people get paid for guarding caravans AND get food.
47:01 <Derau> "So...uh...why are we trusting supposedly evil creatures?"
47:18 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+4 sense motive
47:18 <Derau> !throw 1d20+9 Sense Motive
47:19 <dicebot> Landruff, sense motive: [1d20=16] 20
47:19 <diebot> Derau, Sense Motive: [1d20=7] 16
47:24 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
47:25 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
47:43 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1
47:43 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20-1: [1d20=8] 7
50:07 * Landruff puts on the hand of the mage
50:24 * Landruff starts telekinetically moving things
50:29 <Derau> !throw 1d20+5 App
50:30 <diebot> Derau, App: [1d20=14] 19
50:35 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+1 appraise
50:36 <dicebot> Landruff, appraise: [1d20=8] 9
51:02 <Derau> "This looks like, uh, the crest of some mercenary group"
51:13 <Derau> "They fought here a bit, a while back"
51:14 <Landruff> "Ditch it"
55:06 <Mortok_the_Lost> until i get it narrow frame
55:24 <Landruff> < aasimar with darkvision
55:30 <Derau> I cast light on Landruff
56:03 <Derau> Saving Throw none
56:34 <Landruff> Target object touched
56:37 <Landruff> I'm not an object buddy
56:44 <Derau> armour?
57:04 <Derau> Yeah, I can just cast it on your sword
57:20 <Derau> So on the shield, did we say?
57:29 <Valeros> shield yes
57:32 <Derau> Fourth, I guess
57:48 <Derau> If you say so buddy
58:11 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
58:11 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
58:35 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+2 init
58:35 <dicebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=2] 4
58:55 <Derau> !save init: 1d20+2 Initiative
58:56 <diebot> Derau, 1d20+2 Initiative saved as @init
58:56 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
58:57 <Derau> @init
58:58 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+3
58:58 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
58:59 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
58:59 <diebot> Derau, Initiative: [1d20=1] 3
01:22 <Steven> 50.37.119.82 port 4000
01:46 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+13
01:46 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+8: [1d20=17] 25; 1d8+13: [1d8=3] 16
04:21 <Valeros> !save init: 1d20+3 Initiative
04:22 <diebot> Valeros, 1d20+3 Initiative saved as @init
04:27 <Valeros> @init
04:27 <diebot> Valeros, Initiative: [1d20=16] 19
04:36 <Landruff> 124.148.147.185
09:04 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+5
09:04 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
09:29 <Mortok_the_Lost> see mortok sensed the trap even though he does not get that till next level
09:36 <Steven> !throw 3d6
09:37 <diebot> Steven, 3d6: [3d6=1,6,5] 12
10:25 <Derau> climb up!
12:36 <Derau> Could you settle on a pronunciation?
12:47 <Derau> :(
12:49 <Derau> Meanie!
12:59 <Derau> Anyway, is it possible I could charge #2?
13:29 <Derau> !throw 1d20+9 Attack; 1d8+3 Damage
13:30 <diebot> Derau, Attack: [1d20=11] 20; Damage: [1d8=8] 11
13:39 <Derau> Nope, battleaxe
13:43 <Derau> +1 battleaxe, this time
14:08 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+13
14:09 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27; 1d8+13: [1d8=3] 16
14:22 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+13
14:22 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15; 1d8+13: [1d8=2] 15
15:11 <Valeros> I guess you could say Mortok got a RAGING boner! 
15:41 <Derau> !throw 1d20+1 Dwarven Reflex!
15:42 <diebot> Derau, Dwarven Reflex!: [1d20=8] 9
15:44 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
15:45 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
16:20 <Steven> !throw 3d6
16:21 <diebot> Steven, 3d6: [3d6=4,4,2] 10
16:35 <Derau> !throw 1d20+1 Dwarven Reflex!
16:35 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
16:36 <diebot> Derau, Dwarven Reflex!: [1d20=14] 15
16:36 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
16:47 <Derau> Wooo!
16:51 <Steven> !throw 3d6
16:52 <diebot> Steven, 3d6: [3d6=1,6,2] 9
17:03 <Valeros> "Holy shit, what the hell is going on up there?!"
17:14 <Derau> I channel to heal
17:24 <Derau> Assuming we're off initiative
17:27 <Derau> !throw 2d6
17:28 <diebot> Derau, 2d6: [2d6=3,2] 5
17:47 <Derau> Yeah, I'll sac a spell to stabilise M
17:56 <Derau> then channel once Valeros gets up to the top
18:02 <Derau> Pfft, no
18:14 <Derau> I sac Command for CLW
18:22 <Derau> !throw 1d8+4 Mortok healing!
18:23 <diebot> Derau, Mortok healing!: [1d8=5] 9
18:51 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
18:52 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
18:59 <Derau> Uh
19:35 <Derau> Guess I'll sac my other command for CLW, while Mortok is doing his pokey stuff
19:50 <Derau> I'll use that round to CLW myself
19:54 <Derau> !throw 1d8+4
19:55 <diebot> Derau, 1d8+4: [1d8=2] 6
20:46 <Derau> aaaaahhhh
21:09 <Derau> Land, remember when we played SOI 3?
22:26 <Landruff> only the roc
23:09 <Valeros> Healing amount on a cure moderate wounds potion?
23:15 <Landruff> 2d8+3
23:15 <Derau> 2d8
23:27 <Valeros> !roll 2d8+3
23:27 <dicebot> Valeros, 2d8+3: [2d8=6,8] 17
23:29 <Derau> 2d8+level
23:34 <Derau> which for a potion would be three, yeah
24:24 <Valeros> how do you get info out of this bot?  on items
24:24 <Derau> Yeah, that's right
24:30 <Derau> !item itemname
24:31 <diebot> Derau, NAME [Aura] CL:CL Slot PriceValuegp, WeightValuelb
24:32 <diebot> Description Source: Source
24:38 <Valeros> !item alchemists fire
24:39 <diebot> Valeros, ALCHEMIST'S BULLET [faint transmutation] CL:3 none 330gp, 0.5lb
24:39 <diebot> This +1 sling bullet contains a magical reservoir that can store a single vial of any alchemical substance capable of being used as a splash weapon. If the alchemist bullet hits, the splash weapon also strikes the target and causes splash damage as normal. If the alchemist's bullet misses but is not destroyed, the alchemical substance remains
24:40 <diebot> stored within, and the bullet does not explode and can be reused. If it misses and is destroyed, the bullet is destroyed as well without effect. Source: Ultimate Equipment
24:47 <Derau> It only works on wondrous items
24:51 <Valeros> *sigh*
24:57 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+2 init
24:57 <dicebot> Landruff, init: [1d20=13] 15
24:58 <Valeros> @init
24:58 <diebot> Valeros, Initiative: [1d20=11] 14
25:05 <Derau> @init
25:05 <diebot> Derau, Initiative: [1d20=4] 6
25:11 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
25:11 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
27:12 <Derau> Uh, is anyone an orc?
27:36 <Derau> Sorry, is anyone in our party an orc/half orc?
27:49 <Landruff> < aasimar
28:04 <Derau> !findchar Mortok
28:08 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
28:14 <diebot> Derau, Character: Mortok, number: title>( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=title> )
28:15 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
28:47 <Valeros> mortok is still in pretty bad shape right? I have another potion of cure moderate..
29:32 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
29:54 <Mort-> Great i step into a party
30:00 <Derau> Uh
30:08 <Derau> Alchemist's fire is 10ft range incrememnets
30:12 <Mort-> Which scenario dudes
30:25 <Derau> Goblinblood Dead
30:34 <Mort-> I can stay. Played it
30:57 <Steven> !rand intoroom into cave
30:58 <dicebot> Steven, random: intoroom
31:10 <Steven> !rand intoroom intocave
31:11 <dicebot> Steven, random: intoroom
31:16 Mort- ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
31:43 <Landruff> close door, ready to produce flame to the face
33:03 <Derau> Dorf
33:42 <Derau> Bang!
33:45 <Valeros> move me to g12?
34:06 <Derau> I ready an action to centre a sound burst 10ft in the room when the door opens
35:24 <Landruff> 18/30
37:06 <Derau> @see
37:06 <diebot> Derau, perception: [1d20=3] 11
37:09 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
37:09 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
37:11 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1
37:11 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20-1: [1d20=17] 16
37:14 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+12 perception
37:14 <dicebot> Landruff, perception: [1d20=10] 22
37:24 <Valeros> (yay)
37:54 <Landruff> Telda
38:04 <Derau> "Uhhh..."
38:25 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
38:25 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
39:41 * Mortok_the_Lost mortok stops puffing
39:56 <Derau> Uh
39:56 <Derau> What
40:05 <Derau> Uh
40:07 <Steven> derau its your go
40:13 <Derau> CLW on self, sac comprehend languages
40:17 <Derau> !throw 1d8+4
40:18 <diebot> Derau, 1d8+4: [1d8=3] 7
40:34 <Landruff> !Roll 1d8+1
40:34 <dicebot> Landruff, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
40:50 <Landruff> 23/30
41:13 <Derau> Oh, does readying charge a spell?
41:19 <Derau> What
42:29 <Valeros> "Guys, maybe we could smoke them out? start a fire in here?"
43:12 <Derau> ...
43:23 <Derau> Cloudkill first, ask questions later?
43:40 <Mortok_the_Lost> what next we go get a decanter of endless water and drown them out?
44:20 <Valeros> that is THE ultimate magic item, I have won mad battles with one in caves like this.
44:24 <Derau> @see
44:25 <diebot> Derau, perception: [1d20=9] 17
44:26 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+12 perception
44:27 <dicebot> Landruff, perception: [1d20=8] 20
44:28 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
44:28 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
44:32 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1
44:32 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20-1: [1d20=12] 11
45:11 <Landruff> "Someone's joining them"
45:18 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d8+1
45:19 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
47:22 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+7 itim
47:22 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, itim: [1d20=2] 9
47:37 <Derau> sup
47:37 <Steven> derau your go
48:02 <Derau> 5ft N
48:09 <Derau> Guidance on Mortok
48:37 <Landruff> !roll 1d8+1 landruff heal
48:38 <dicebot> Landruff, landruff heal: [1d8=3] 4
48:46 <Landruff> 27/30
48:51 <Steven> one second, dog
49:44 <Derau> They'd know it's ther
49:46 <Derau> e
50:38 <Derau> Mortok, what armour are you wearing?
51:32 <Derau> Mortok_the_Lost 
51:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> breastplate
52:00 <Mortok_the_Lost> have a shield on my back but using my longsword 2 handed atm
52:10 <Derau> Got it
54:00 <Valeros> !roll 1d20
54:01 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
54:48 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
54:48 <dicebot> Landruff, spellcraft: [1d20=20] 25
56:30 <Derau> So what was the consensus?
56:34 <Derau> Move up, stay here?
56:46 <Derau> Sorry, I'm zoning out halfway though due to lack of sleep
57:01 <Derau> I walk 20ft up the stairs and end turn
57:38 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
57:39 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
00:27 <Derau> 'murica
00:43 <Derau> I guess I'll sit there with a finger pointed at the top of the entrance
01:01 <Derau> On the other hand, I have an axe
01:05 <Derau> Who wants a new tree?
01:16 <Derau> Sounds good
03:04 <Valeros> I want to fill up 13 and 14 H with wood and fire
03:12 <Derau> Originally we were screwed...now we're super screwed
03:53 <Valeros> and I'm not waiting 10 minutes, I'm piling the wood up now.
10:35 <Falang> avatar: Well sure, but right now I only have zero characters, and I'm making one for your game which is PFS..
10:58 <Falang> so kinda trapped into making at least 2
11:00 <Valdamon> You guys just usually do scenarios? No campaigns?
11:16 <Avatar> way of the wicked is a campaign
11:31 <Avatar> that's the only one, sounds like one of the players might have jumped ship
11:36 <Derau> third
11:44 <Wrothmonk> PFS has no campaigns really
11:50 <Avatar> PFS is a living campaign
11:57 <Wrothmonk> ^this
12:25 <Avatar> have you played it before Valdamon
12:41 <Falang> what's this I heard about rogues sucking?
12:50 <Wrothmonk> they do
13:02 <Wrothmonk> stealth doesnt work worth a damn
13:21 <Valdamon> No I haven't. I'm a D&D, Pathfinders, and 40K guy. 
13:26 <Falang> oh. well that IS a huge problem
13:50 <Steven> !throw 2#1d20+4
13:51 <diebot> Steven, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7, [1d20=10] 14
14:21 <Avatar> when you try PFS you will get addicted
14:34 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+6
14:35 <dicebot> Landruff, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
14:48 <Avatar> different GMs, different parties
14:56 <Hydrazine> I think more overall, the rogue package just doesn't have enough oomph to keep up with the competitiion.
15:23 <Valdamon> Its hard for me to RP anymore due to having a kid, job, and stuff. which is why I'm checking out the online route
16:43 <Steven> !throw 1d20+10
16:44 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+10: [1d20=5] 15
17:03 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d20+6
17:04 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24; 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
17:34 <Steven> !throw 1d100
17:36 <diebot> Steven, 1d100: [1d100=8] 8
18:25 <Hydrazine> Life happens.
19:59 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100
20:00 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10; 1d100: [1d100=4] 4
20:12 <Falang> *shudder* life.
20:47 <Wrothmonk> "life happens" means the same thing as "shit happens"
21:07 <Falang> except it's the kids shitting
21:14 <Wrothmonk> XD
21:18 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+7 att; 1d8+7 dam; 1d100 concealment 
21:18 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, att: [1d20=6] 13; dam: [1d8=5] 12; concealment: [1d100=8] 8
21:20 <Hydrazine> Except that its the shits kidding.
21:53 <Derau> did you sneeze or say derau
22:05 <Steven> impress us derau
22:20 <Derau> 2N1NW, battleaxe clobber!
22:42 <Derau> Can you see anywhere better for me to go, Landruff?
22:50 <Derau> All of these people!
22:58 <Derau> Attack the female
23:17 <Derau> !throw 1d20+7 Attack; 1d8+3 Damage
23:18 <diebot> Derau, Attack: [1d20=11] 18; Damage: [1d8=3] 6
23:20 <Derau> Bullrush?
23:26 <Derau> Yeah
23:28 <Derau> I know
23:31 <Derau> I'm not doing it now
23:34 <Derau> Oh yeah
24:28 <Steven> !throw 2#1d20+4; 2#1d100; 2#1d8+2
24:30 <diebot> Steven, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22, [1d20=17] 21; 2#1d100: [1d100=64] 64, [1d100=88] 88; 2#1d8+2: [1d8=7] 9, [1d8=5] 7
24:45 <Landruff> 9 damage on me
24:58 <Valdamon> Anyway, I must go. Have a good rest of your day, all :)
24:58 <Landruff> 18/30
27:15 <Landruff> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
27:16 <dicebot> Landruff, random: hit
27:37 <Landruff> rand miss hit
27:40 <Landruff> !rand miss hit
27:41 <dicebot> Landruff, random: miss
28:04 <Landruff> !rand 1d8
28:05 <dicebot> Landruff, random: 1d8
28:10 <Landruff> !roll 1d8
28:10 <dicebot> Landruff, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
28:43 <Derau> :(
28:53 <Derau> I thought we were friends, Landruff
29:00 <Landruff> !roll 2d6
29:01 <dicebot> Landruff, 2d6: [2d6=1,2] 3
29:07 <Valeros> the great thing is you won't know why it happened!
32:02 <Steven> !throw 1d20+9
32:03 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+9: [1d20=14] 23
32:21 <Steven> !throw 1d100
32:21 <diebot> Steven, 1d100: [1d100=42] 42
32:41 <Steven> !throw 2d4+5
32:42 <diebot> Steven, 2d4+5: [2d4=3,3] 11
35:10 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
35:11 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17
35:24 <Valeros> !roll 1d100
35:25 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d100: [1d100=42] 42
35:28 <Falang> soooo many classes and archetypes to choose from.. not even sure where to begin
35:48 <Steven> !throw 1d100
35:48 <diebot> Steven, 1d100: [1d100=83] 83
35:54 <Steven> !throw 1d20+4
35:55 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
36:15 <Avatar> were you the crazy person who mentioned synthesist summoner
36:45 <Valeros> "FOR THE PITTTTT!!!!!"
36:53 <Steven> !throw 3d6
36:54 <diebot> Steven, 3d6: [3d6=5,6,5] 16
38:33 <Steven> !throw 1d20+10
38:34 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+10: [1d20=20] 30
38:44 <Falang> yep.. why?
38:55 <Falang> kinda like hulking out :)
39:01 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
39:02 <dicebot> Landruff, spellcraft: [1d20=8] 13
39:19 <Falang> "Don't make me Summon, you wouldn't like me when I Summon."
40:31 <Derau> This went off the rails long long ago
40:44 <Derau> !throw 1d20+5 fort
40:44 <diebot> Derau, fort: [1d20=3] 8
40:48 <Valeros> should have done he fire when I first said it!
40:50 <Valeros> the
41:00 <Derau> I'm blind bro
41:20 <Derau> Fuck this shit, droppin sound bursts like nobodies businizz
41:33 <Derau> This is gonna get delirious biznasty any second
41:37 <Falang> why?
41:54 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
41:55 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19; 1d100: [1d100=90] 90; 1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10
42:05 <Hydrazine> Because Synthesists are not legal in Society play.
42:20 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5 bull rush; 1d100 concealment
42:21 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, bull rush: [1d20=1] 6; concealment: [1d100=91] 91
42:33 <Derau> back in a sec
42:36 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
42:36 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18; 1d100: [1d100=37] 37; 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
43:28 <Steven> derue
43:31 <Steven> whatcha wanna do
43:31 <Derau> Two
43:33 <Derau> Three?
43:39 <Falang> oh, well I heard that yesterday, but I wasn't going to make one..
43:39 <Steven> you were at 3/5 used
43:50 <Derau> I also don't have selective...
44:05 <Hydrazine> I didn't know if you knew. Figured it better to tell you soon as I can rather than have you waste your time.
44:30 <Derau> Do I even know there are undead he-
44:34 <Derau> Yes, since I saw four
44:43 <Derau> Yeah, channel to harm undead
44:45 <Derau> !throw 2d6
44:46 <diebot> Derau, 2d6: [2d6=6,2] 8
44:57 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7
44:58 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13
45:06 <Derau> Uh
45:12 <Derau> Christ, how do you even figure DC
45:26 <Derau> It is 11 then
45:42 <Wrothmonk> Falang
45:44 <Derau> dumped cha
46:10 <Wrothmonk> You're awesome, I never thought of synthesists like that
46:25 <Derau> He's right next to you
46:53 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+7
47:03 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23; 1d100: [1d100=33] 33; 1d8+7: [1d8=1] 8
47:12 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3 Bullrushing; 1d100
47:13 <diebot> Steven, Bullrushing: [1d20=12] 15; 1d100: [1d100=59] 59
49:28 <Steven> !throw 1d20+9; 1d100; 2d4+5
49:29 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+9: [1d20=17] 26; 1d100: [1d100=3] 3; 2d4+5: [2d4=3,1] 9
51:00 <Valeros> !rand hit miss
51:00 <dicebot> Valeros, random: miss
51:10 <Valeros> !roll 1d8
51:10 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d8: [1d8=8] 8
52:07 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
52:08 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12; 1d100: [1d100=15] 15; 1d8+3: [1d8=3] 6
53:12 <Derau> That's...nice?
53:17 <Derau> I'm slightly blind
53:19 <Derau> ?!blind
53:29 <Landruff> blind?!
53:35 <Derau> >?blind
53:39 <Derau> <?blind
53:43 <Landruff> <?blinded
53:43 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All
53:44 <diebot> opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
53:54 <Derau> AC 15 currently
54:07 <Steven> !throw 1d20+4; 1d100; 3d8+7
54:08 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10; 1d100: [1d100=71] 71; 3d8+7: [3d8=1,4,6] 18
54:32 <Derau> Armour 7 -2 from blindness
54:41 <Derau> !throw 1d20+9
54:42 <diebot> Derau, 1d20+9: [1d20=6] 15
55:13 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+7 att; 1d8+7 dam; 1d100 concealment 
55:14 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, att: [1d20=6] 13; dam: [1d8=1] 8; concealment: [1d100=23] 23
55:37 <Steven> deru
55:40 <Avatar> the concept is cool but they are mechanically broken
55:48 <Steven> dearu, go go
55:50 <Wrothmonk> Yeah I agree with that
56:06 <Wrothmonk> Also I could never play one after reading the bartemaus trilogy
56:10 <Derau> 5ft E
56:24 <Derau> Sac Boiling Blood for a CMW
56:47 <Wrothmonk> although* 
56:51 <Avatar> me neither
56:53 <Avatar> ps. what is that
57:27 <Wrothmonk> its a book trilogy that focuses on wizards summoning demons for magic
57:28 <Derau> Hmm
57:50 <Wrothmonk> eventually the apocolypse almost comes about when one wizard experiments with puting demons inside a person
57:54 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
57:55 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8; 1d100: [1d100=37] 37; 1d8+3: [1d8=3] 6
57:56 <Wrothmonk> putting *
58:06 <Derau> !throw 2d8+4 CMW
58:07 <diebot> Derau, CMW: [2d8=7,2] 13
58:30 <Derau> Okay
58:33 <Derau> I think that's my turn
59:13 <Steven> !throw 1d20
59:14 <diebot> Steven, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
59:19 <Steven> !throw 1d20
59:20 <diebot> Steven, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
59:44 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+7
59:45 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8; 1d100: [1d100=82] 82; 1d8+7: [1d8=4] 11
59:54 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3 bullrush; 1d100
59:54 <diebot> Steven, bullrush: [1d20=12] 15; 1d100: [1d100=39] 39
00:24 <Wrothmonk> apocalypse*
00:32 <Landruff> total defence again
00:45 <Avatar> stuff of nightmares
00:50 <Wrothmonk> Yup
01:28 <Brunius> sup sup sup
01:58 <Brunius> So WotW is now TBA
02:03 <Brunius> Nice to see I was told
02:04 <Wrothmonk> yup
02:23 <Avatar> if you accepted the invite you'd see the cancellation
02:26 <Wrothmonk> Steven wanted to run first steps, no idea where he got to.
02:38 <Brunius> I accepted the invite
02:42 <Brunius> Did you send another one out
02:56 <Avatar> there was one scheduled for today that got cancelled
03:11 <Avatar> mekkis hasn't given me a follow up date 
03:31 <Brunius> I got an email barely an hour ago
03:35 <Brunius> Telling me it was cancelled.
03:38 <Brunius> Yeah, thanks for the heads up
03:49 <Avatar> yeah he said it in channel last night when I wasn't looking
03:50 <Derau> I've got soften earth and stone
04:58 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5 att; 1d8+7 dam; 1d100 concealment 
04:58 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, att: [1d20=1] 6; dam: [1d8=2] 9; concealment: [1d100=40] 40
05:21 <Steven> !throw 1d20+9; 1d100; 2d4+5
05:22 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+9: [1d20=11] 20; 1d100: [1d100=36] 36; 2d4+5: [2d4=2,2] 9
06:58 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d20+6; 1d100; 1d100; 1d8+7; 1d6+6
06:58 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18; 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20; 1d100: [1d100=33] 33; 1d100: [1d100=79] 79; 1d8+7: [1d8=6] 13; 1d6+6: [1d6=4] 10
08:31 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
08:31 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19; 1d100: [1d100=42] 42; 1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10
10:00 <Steven> !throw 1d20+6; 1d100; 1d8+2
10:01 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+6: [1d20=4] 10; 1d100: [1d100=98] 98; 1d8+2: [1d8=7] 9
10:12 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5 att; 1d8+7 dam; 1d100 concealment 
10:13 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, att: [1d20=16] 21; dam: [1d8=6] 13; concealment: [1d100=43] 43
10:23 <zordak> is anything happening today?
10:53 <Derau> ahhh
10:56 <Steven> derau
11:14 <Derau> I channel, then
11:18 <Derau> "Last one!"
11:26 <Derau> !throw 2d6 Channel for heal
11:27 <diebot> Derau, Channel for heal: [2d6=2,2] 4
11:33 <Wrothmonk> idk
11:38 <Wrothmonk> Steven
11:40 <Landruff> 22/30
11:41 <Derau> Oh, I'm losing two from bleed
11:44 <Wrothmonk> You there?
11:50 <Steven> !throw 1d20 climb
11:51 <diebot> Steven, climb: [1d20=12] 12
11:53 <Derau> Oh, right
11:56 <Steven> !throw 1d20 climb
11:57 <diebot> Steven, climb: [1d20=15] 15
12:18 <Wrothmonk> guess not
13:32 <Brunius> Hmm...no pathfinder...so....homework time!
13:49 <MekkisScreen> I'll be dealing with kapow when I see him on wednesday
15:12 <Landruff> AC 25
17:39 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d20+6; 1d100; 1d100; 1d8+7; 1d6+6
17:39 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27; 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13; 1d100: [1d100=70] 70; 1d100: [1d100=54] 54; 1d8+7: [1d8=1] 8; 1d6+6: [1d6=5] 11
17:53 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
17:54 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
18:18 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+7
18:19 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d8+7: [1d8=5] 12
19:35 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+5
19:36 <dicebot> Landruff, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
19:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5 att; 1d8+7 dam; 1d100 concealment 
19:38 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, att: [1d20=1] 6; dam: [1d8=2] 9; concealment: [1d100=95] 95
19:57 <Mortok_the_Lost> thats my 3rd 1 in 5 rounds
20:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> have 2 rounds of rage left for the day and i want them for the caster
20:38 <Derau> I can hear the battle to my NW right?
20:50 <Derau> Or mail clinking, I guess
21:13 <Derau> I will cast sound burst centred in the centre of the pit
21:21 <Derau> Last I knew that was safe
21:31 <Wrothmonk> How so?
21:48 <Hydrazine> Thumbscrews.
21:49 <Derau> !rng hit miss
21:50 <diebot> Derau, miss
21:53 <Derau> dun dun dunnnn
21:56 <Derau> !throw 1d8
21:57 <diebot> Derau, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
22:11 <Derau> 10ft
22:16 <Derau> 10ft radius
22:23 <Brunius> Yo Hydrazine, tell me about the food when at sea
22:56 <Landruff> !spell sound burst
22:56 <Derau> http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/soundBurst.html#_sound-burst
23:00 <diebot> Landruff, SOUND BURST evocation ([sonic]) bard 2, cleric 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)  Comp: V, S, F/DF (a musical instrument) Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude partial SR:yes
23:01 <diebot> You blast an area with a tremendous cacophony. Every creature in the area takes 1d8 points of sonic damage and must succeed on a Fortitude save to avoid being stunned for 1 round. Creatures that cannot hear are not stunned but are still damaged.
23:10 <Mortok_the_Lost> !roll 1d20+4
23:11 <dicebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
23:31 <Hydrazine> The quality of food at sea is inversely related to A, how long since we were in port, and B, the rank of any special guests onboard.
23:36 <Mortok_the_Lost> !roll 1d20+4
23:36 <dicebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
23:45 <Hydrazine> Well, inversely for the first and directly for the second.
23:55 <Derau> 17
24:00 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
24:01 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
24:10 <Landruff> <?stunned
24:10 <diebot> A stunned creature drops everything held, can't take actions, takes a 2 penalty to AC, and loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any). // Attackers receive a +4 bonus on attack rolls to perform combat maneuvers against a stunned opponent.
24:27 <Wrothmonk> is B added to A?
24:39 <Derau> !throw 1d8 damages of damaging
24:39 <diebot> Derau, damages of damaging: [1d8=5] 5
25:10 <Hydrazine> Usually a high B value also means a short A value.
25:17 <Wrothmonk> Ah
25:44 <Steven> !throw 1d8+1
25:45 <diebot> Steven, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
26:00 <Hydrazine> When the ORSE team was down, which means about a 3 day trip, with some top brass onboard..
26:14 <Hydrazine> I had about 7 lobster tails in one sitting.
26:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> weres the snowballs avatar?
26:30 <Landruff> total defence
27:00 <Steven> !throw 1d20+9; 1d100; 2d4+5
27:00 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+9: [1d20=9] 18; 1d100: [1d100=41] 41; 2d4+5: [2d4=4,3] 12
27:22 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d20+6; 1d100; 1d100; 1d8+7; 1d6+6
27:22 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8; 1d20+6: [1d20=6] 12; 1d100: [1d100=71] 71; 1d100: [1d100=99] 99; 1d8+7: [1d8=3] 10; 1d6+6: [1d6=4] 10
28:14 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
28:15 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=3] 10; 1d100: [1d100=15] 15; 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
28:24 <Steven> !throw 1d20+7; 1d100; 1d8+3
28:24 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16; 1d100: [1d100=7] 7; 1d8+3: [1d8=3] 6
29:13 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
29:13 <dicebot> Landruff, spellcraft: [1d20=6] 11
30:31 <Hydrazine> Usually it wasn't too bad. We seldom stayed out long enough to get down to the really crap food. But I did learn to hate UHT milk.
30:43 <Wrothmonk> UHT?
31:04 <Hydrazine> you know that milk with like a 5 year shelf life?
31:20 <Wrothmonk> is it that shit where you add water?
31:43 <Hydrazine> no, its the one step higher.
32:05 <Steven> derau
32:07 <Wrothmonk> higher in quality or higher in shittyness? 
32:08 <Derau> Perhaps I shouldn't sound burst again
32:25 <Derau> Running out of spells
32:32 <Hydrazine> UHT is just slightly better than that.
32:37 <Wrothmonk> Ah
32:39 <Derau> 50%
32:43 <Derau> yeah
33:03 <Derau> I can't channel any more
33:19 <Wrothmonk> ultra high temperature processing milk?
33:24 <Hydrazine> Yes.
33:28 <Derau> half speed...
33:41 <Derau> 10ft a round
33:45 <Derau> 20ft/halved
33:55 <Derau> Acid dart in the square to the NW
33:58 <Hydrazine> Its barely tolerable in cereal. I hated drinking it straight.
33:59 <Derau> !rng hit miss
33:59 <diebot> Derau, hit
34:09 <Derau> !throw 1d20+3 Ranged touch
34:09 <diebot> Derau, Ranged touch: [1d20=2] 5
34:30 <Derau> Nope
34:32 <Derau> Uh
34:34 <Derau> Nope
34:44 <Hydrazine> I remember after a looong time on UHT, the day we got real milk on, the crew drank 25 gallons in a day.
34:55 <Wrothmonk> alright 
35:00 <Wrothmonk> a months worth for me :P
35:11 <Brunius> Ha
35:44 <Steven> !throw 1d20+5; 1d100; 1d8+2
35:45 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17; 1d100: [1d100=53] 53; 1d8+2: [1d8=1] 3
36:02 <Landruff> total defence
37:02 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7; 1d20+6; 1d100; 1d100; 1d8+7; 1d6+6
37:02 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26; 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20; 1d100: [1d100=100] 100; 1d100: [1d100=100] 100; 1d8+7: [1d8=8] 15; 1d6+6: [1d6=4] 10
37:19 <Derau> What's your crit range?
37:41 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
37:42 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19
37:48 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+7
37:48 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d8+7: [1d8=1] 8
42:20 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+7
42:21 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
42:37 <Hydrazine> Anything else, Brunius?
42:37 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
42:37 <dicebot> Landruff, spellcraft: [1d20=15] 20
42:59 <Brunius> Nope
43:08 <Falang> Ick. I generally find milk repulsive, the only way I'll drink it is with cereal or certain snack products it just feels right to have it with, I haven't just had a glass of milk in 20 years or more.
43:13 <Steven> !rand sure no
43:13 <dicebot> Steven, random: no
43:24 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+5
43:25 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
43:28 <Brunius> I have never had a glass of milk on it's own
43:44 <Avatar> what is going on here
43:53 <Hydrazine> Milk.
44:01 <Avatar> 5 seconds I turn away and it's topsy turvy land 
44:04 <Wrothmonk> yes
44:19 <Wrothmonk> Avatar you are the iron nail that holds the stability that is this universe of irc
44:20 <Falang> There's just something wrong with drinking bovine baby formula. It's not healthy.
44:25 <Brunius> It got delirious biznasty
44:32 <Avatar> are you vegan
44:45 <Steven> !throw 1d20+5 bullrush
44:46 <diebot> Steven, bullrush: [1d20=10] 15
44:53 <Falang> Nope, I'm 100% omnivore. It's just logically disgusting.
45:03 <Wrothmonk> eggs are a chickens period
45:25 <Falang> I also saw mention a week or so ago that nations with the highest rates of drinking milk also have the highest rates of calcium loss in bone.
45:43 <Wrothmonk> odd
46:06 <Wrothmonk> milk is a good source of calcium 
46:08 <Falang> Well yes, that's completely counter to what the respective Milk Lobbies say, but science doesn't lie.
46:43 <Hydrazine> I learned recently that cats have a terminal velocity slightly less than half that of humans.
46:49 <Falang> And just because some industry that has something to gain says something is good for you doesn't mean it's true.
46:56 <Wrothmonk> very true
47:03 <Hydrazine> Which put images of lab coat clad scientiests dropping cats all day.
47:03 <Steven> !throw 2#1d20+7; 2#1d100; 2#1d8+3
47:04 <diebot> Steven, 2#1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17, [1d20=11] 18; 2#1d100: [1d100=9] 9, [1d100=48] 48; 2#1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10, [1d8=7] 10
47:21 <Falang> Hydrazine: Really?  That's interesting
47:22 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6 att; 1d8+8 dam; 1d100 concealment 
47:23 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, att: [1d20=4] 10; dam: [1d8=8] 16; concealment: [1d100=66] 66
47:30 <Wrothmonk> but I'm showing several credible medical and scientific sites saying milk is source of calcium
47:42 <Derau> I'm being told I must sleep
47:47 <Hydrazine> More surface area to mass, Falang.
47:53 <Falang> well sure but it's also a source of a LOT of other bovine specific proteins and whatnot that aren't necessarily compatible with ours.
47:54 <Brunius> The main year 12 physics teacher at my school hates cats
48:02 <Wrothmonk> fair point
48:03 <Derau> Thanks guys
48:10 <Derau> I skedaddle up the stairs
48:16 <Brunius> To the extent that most of the questions involve squishing cats, falling cats, cats getting dragged along, cats getting electrocuted
48:17 <Brunius> etc.
48:26 <Derau> I've gotta run, sorry guys
48:29 Derau is now known as Brunius
48:41 <Falang> The idea of drinking breast milk from a woman would be kinda disgusting to most people, so why do we just shrug it off and chug down a glass of cow breast milk and not think twice?
48:43 <Hydrazine> I just can't get over the idea of the scientists dropping cats all day. Off tall things. I find it hilarious.
48:59 <Steven> !throw 1d20+5; 1d100
48:59 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24; 1d100: [1d100=82] 82
49:17 <Wrothmonk> I have no clue myself.
49:18 <Brunius> oh, cats that fall from above about the 9th floor of a building are less likely to be seriously injured than below that floor
49:19 <Falang> It's all in how they land, and the twisting in the air to end up on their feet.
49:23 <Brunius> up until about the 46th floor
49:29 <Hydrazine> The idea of eating the shoulder of a cow is common for people, the idea of eating the shoulder of a woman is generally disgusting.
49:30 <Landruff> total defence
49:46 <Wrothmonk> The idea of eating a pigs behind is the same way.
49:48 <Wrothmonk> :P
50:24 <Steven> !throw 1d20+12; 1d100; 2d4+5
50:25 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+12: [1d20=15] 27; 1d100: [1d100=15] 15; 2d4+5: [2d4=3,2] 10
50:38 <Hydrazine> I guess my point is that when it comes to nutrition, we're overall more comfortable with non-human sources.
50:57 <Hydrazine> And then you got those folk that eat human placenta.
51:09 <Brunius> Avatar
51:11 <Brunius> Help!
51:13 <Falang> I think placenta would make an excellent pizza topping
51:25 <Wrothmonk> :/
51:26 <Falang> maybe done up like pepperoni?
51:32 <Falang> cured and whatnot
51:33 <Hydrazine> Is that based on personal experience?
51:45 <Falang> Well no, but I'd love to see it on a menu.
51:56 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+3; 1d100; 1d8+7
51:57 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22; 1d100: [1d100=83] 83; 1d8+7: [1d8=3] 10
52:10 <Hydrazine> PETA once suggested that Ben and Jerry's ice cream use human milk instead of cow for their icecream.
52:14 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+3; 1d8+7
52:14 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22; 1d8+7: [1d8=7] 14
52:35 <Wrothmonk> Are you shitting me?
52:45 <Brunius> I would imagine that ended very well
52:58 <Hydrazine> I think they missed a huge opportunity there by declining, rather than asking for a few thousand lactating PETA volunteers to test this out and see how it feels.
52:59 <Falang> From what I know, Ben and Jerry are practically saints as far as commercial businesses go, so PETA is full of shit as usual.
53:23 <Landruff> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
53:23 <dicebot> Landruff, spellcraft: [1d20=16] 21
53:28 <Wrothmonk> Have you guys seen that PETA pokemon parody? 
53:33 <Falang> But.. logically it would be a better source of milk for humans to consume.
53:43 <Falang> at least it's 'designed' for us.
53:57 <Hydrazine> Do you know any women willing to replace the cattle?
53:58 <Mortok_the_Lost> !roll 1d20+3
53:59 <dicebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
54:01 <Wrothmonk> Logically yes, but as sever people have pointed out, humans are far from logical most of the time.
54:10 <Wrothmonk> several*
54:15 <Falang> Hydrazine: No, and pretty sure I wouldn't want to know any that were willing!
54:18 <Wrothmonk> when it comes to nature that is.
54:44 <Falang> haha.. the image of a woman coming home from work after a long hard day of milking.. it's priceless.
54:54 <Hydrazine> I mean, yes, human milk probably is better, but that doesn't compel me to treat them like milk cows.
54:57 <Wrothmonk> And apparently erotic to some people.
55:14 * Wrothmonk shudder
55:41 <Brunius> You guys are messed up
55:45 <Falang> That's not to say we couldn't create it artificially, with all the work going into stem cells and whatnot, we could probably whip up some milk producing.. things.. in a vat and let them go to work.
55:58 <Steven> !throw 2#1d20+7; 1d100l 2#1d8+3
55:59 <diebot> Steven, 2#1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22, [1d20=7] 14; 2#1d8+3: [1d100=42] 42
56:02 <Hydrazine> This conversation makes me ponder what would happen, if it suddenly became public that human meat is extremely healthy or something like that.
56:11 <Wrothmonk> Soilent green is people!
56:15 <Falang> Hydrazine: Shhh.. it IS!
56:25 <Hydrazine> Some of my ancestors were cannibals.
57:01 <Hydrazine> They even had special tools just to get the brains out without making a huge mess.
57:26 <Falang> considering that brains are mostly made of fat, how tasty would that even be?
57:40 <Wrothmonk> about as tasty as bacon?
57:46 <Falang> haha
57:56 <Falang> if that was true, you can forget the future of the human race!
57:56 <Hydrazine> ...Shit, thats pretty hard to argue with.
58:13 <Falang> that leaks out we'll all be eating our neighbors next week
58:27 <Wrothmonk> oh man I need to send a chat log of this to my dad...
58:30 <Wrothmonk> He would love it
58:32 <Falang> Well Americans at least, we love some bacon!
58:38 <Hydrazine> Does he think people are tasty?
58:42 <Hydrazine> Duuuuude.
58:43 <Wrothmonk> nO
58:48 <Hydrazine> Aussie bacon ROCKS compared to ours.
59:03 <Wrothmonk> Bacon is the universal constant of tastyness
59:14 <Hydrazine> Hey Brunius, send me some Bundy's ginger beer, crumpets, roo, and bacon.
59:15 <Falang> Oh I have little doubt, probably a lot less processed and just meatier and whatnot.
59:36 <Wrothmonk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M6qAMMqFhI
59:55 <Hydrazine> Overall they slaughter livestock younger than we do, take better care of the animals.
59:56 <Landruff> total defence
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