// #d&d — 2013-01-27
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02:14:09 <spider21b> huh?
02:14:29 <Ballig> to play on this minecraft server
02:14:55 <spider21b> oh going to bed i cant play saterday i thought it was sunday
02:38:44 <kapow> i hate needing dirt
02:38:49 <kapow> it's so pointless but i need it ^_^
03:11:34 <kapow> ballig
03:11:45 <kapow> i got literally the best fucking spawn point in this world ever
03:11:47 <kapow> everything like right near me
03:11:48 <kapow> is fantastic
03:12:28 <Ballig> ha
03:12:35 <Ballig> what is "everything"?
03:12:40 <Ballig> trees, water and cows?
03:16:05 <kapow> trees water cows snow
03:16:08 <kapow> jungle
03:16:09 <kapow> a village
03:16:14 <kapow> giant fucking chasms
03:16:17 <kapow> lava
03:16:22 <kapow> rubber trees
03:16:22 <kapow> pigs
03:16:24 <kapow> chickens
03:16:27 <Ballig> how does a giant fuck a chasm
03:16:28 <kapow> bee's
03:16:44 <kapow> depends on the size of the giant
03:18:21 <kapow> all the things
03:18:24 <kapow> and i still want more dirt
03:18:25 <kapow> :/
03:18:33 <Ballig> it's below you
03:18:54 <Ballig> did you figure out how to use NEI
03:21:51 <kapow> can you not plant sugar cane anymore?
03:22:00 <kapow> nope
03:22:18 <Ballig> you can
03:22:22 <Ballig> has to be right next to water
03:43:15 <kapow> wasn't letting me before ballig :(
03:43:33 <Ballig> it can be a bit finnicky, something to do with water source blocks
03:43:37 <Ballig> especially if it's at the base of a water fall
04:04:20 <kapow> nah next to a pond
04:08:34 <kapow> ugh i wanna play already
04:21:52 <MekkisScreen> what is Steven VL of
04:38:30 <Steven> its amazing how often you disconnect
04:38:32 <Steven> it really is
04:44:26 <kapow> i'm magic
04:47:03 <kapow> i love my spa ^_^
07:12:51 <Avatar> yo
07:13:17 <Avatar> how did today's game go
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07:31:58 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Jan 21 16:33:05 2013
07:31:58 <***> Buffer Playback...
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07:32:23 <Mekkis> no way
07:35:27 <Avatar> jesus kapow
07:37:08 <Avatar> I'm actually not playing any 7-11s tomorrow
07:41:16 <Brunius--> Looks like I might be a little late
07:41:23 <Brunius--> Silly buses
07:44:35 <Brunius-> So
07:44:38 <Brunius-> That battle
07:44:51 <Avatar> should've storyboarded it at the end
07:45:00 <Avatar> what is this let's continue this outside garbage
07:48:17 <Brunius--> Yeah
07:48:50 <Brunius--> I think I would have rolled on with the assumption that the party defeated the mob
07:50:07 <Avatar> it seemed to me that the other half of the room wanted the battle to run its course whatever the cost
07:50:10 <Avatar> ingame or out of game
07:50:26 <Avatar> I don't know about you but I was thinking have you guys lost your mind
07:50:34 <Avatar> I did not like that scenario
07:56:55 <Brunius--> It was rp heavy
07:57:04 <Brunius--> You don't generally like rp heavy scenarios
07:57:20 <Avatar> immortal conundrum was rp heavy, I thought that one was great
07:57:33 <Avatar> today's was just mind numbing
07:58:17 <Avatar> if al wasn't doing good npc characterisiations it would've been torture
08:03:19 <Mekkis> yo
08:04:15 <Avatar> what did you think of tha tlast scenario mekkis
08:05:46 <Brunius--> It's kind of constricting playing a paladin
08:07:59 <Avatar> I think you put more constriction on yourself than you need to
08:08:09 <Mekkis> I thought it was pretty good, actually
08:08:10 <Avatar> I see a fair bit of lawful stupid happening there
08:08:36 <Avatar> it's pretty good lawful stupid
08:08:52 <Mekkis> oh, the way Bairaq was playing
08:08:54 <Mekkis> yes
08:09:01 <Mekkis> you should have spoken out
08:09:10 <Mekkis> when we were making plans
08:09:37 <Mekkis> "If I'm required to renounce my god, I won't do it."
08:13:36 <Brunius--> Perhaps
08:16:52 <Mekkis> but you know, at a con, everyone's a nerd. Don't be self-conscious
08:17:38 <Mekkis> if you're getting irritating, I will let you know...
08:18:09 <Mekkis> hmmm
08:18:11 <Mekkis> Message from syslogd@kernigahn at Jan 25 15:14:55 ...
08:18:11 <Mekkis> kernel:[209874.921638] Uhhuh. NMI received for unknown reason 30 on CPU 0.
08:18:11 <Mekkis> kernel:[209874.921641] Do you have a strange power saving mode enabled?
08:18:14 <Mekkis> kernel:[209874.921643] Dazed and confused, but trying to continue
08:22:50 <Mekkis> Avatar, what did you think our chances for that final encounter were?
08:24:47 <Avatar> I think the lot of you shouldnt' have been in the corner of the room
08:24:57 <Mekkis> how so?
08:25:07 <Avatar> you got trapped there
08:25:27 <Avatar> the whole party minus one
08:25:28 <Mekkis> that black tentacles was completely unexpected
08:25:30 <Brunius-> Which corner
08:25:39 <Avatar> the side corner
08:25:45 <Avatar> that you were all in
08:26:03 <Avatar> you should never be bunched up like that
08:26:28 <Avatar> I had an unfettered shirt, so it wouldn't have stung me
08:26:49 <Avatar> and the only other magic item I had turned out to not work properly !
08:27:13 <Avatar> I don't like how heavily discounted its power was
08:27:15 <Mekkis> !item unfettered shirt
08:27:19 <diebot> Mekkis, UNFETTERED SHIRT [moderate abjuration and transmutation] CL:7 chest 10000gp, 0lb
08:27:19 <diebot> This loose, often ruffled, shirt is cut in a style designed to avoid hindering its wearer's movement. Once per day on command, the wearer can gain the benefits of freedom of movement for 10 minutes. Source: Ultimate Equipment
08:27:34 <Mekkis> Mytiazair is buying that
08:27:39 <Mekkis> like, now
08:28:01 <Mekkis> I think we shouldn't have fought that final battle at all
08:28:12 <Avatar> I don't know why we are still there
08:28:15 <Brunius-> Does armor take up chest?
08:28:15 <Avatar> the mission is completed
08:28:27 <Brunius-> Uhh
08:28:28 <Avatar> yeah, chest slot
08:28:38 <Mekkis> because the people who can cast D-Door aren't... casting D-Door
08:28:44 <Brunius-> Is it?
08:28:49 <Mekkis> yeah
08:28:56 <Brunius-> We were told to infiltrate
08:29:04 <Brunius-> We haven't exactly been inconspicuous
08:29:05 <Mekkis> "destroy the ****" wasn't the mission
08:29:09 <Mekkis> infiltrate was
08:29:11 <Avatar> we know the procedure
08:29:14 <Mekkis> we did as much as possible
08:29:21 <Mekkis> FYI, Al agrees with me
08:30:01 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure we can call it a day when they say get vooshoo to do that thing to kuro
08:30:30 <Brunius-> Yeah
08:30:34 <Avatar> did you have any d-doors left
08:30:37 <Mekkis> I do
08:30:40 <Avatar> I remember you casting only 1 of your 2
08:30:55 <Mekkis> but my chance of successfully casting it... is
08:30:56 <Mekkis> ummm
08:31:03 <Mekkis> concentration DC 29
08:31:05 <Avatar> yeah while you have a dood next to you
08:31:09 <Mekkis> no
08:31:13 <Mekkis> the grapple fucks me
08:31:16 <Avatar> plus the grapple
08:31:24 <Mekkis> invisible = no AoO
08:31:32 <Mekkis> the grapple is DC29
08:31:40 <Avatar> oh I forgot you are still invisible
08:31:45 <Mekkis> and I'm at +15
08:31:57 <Mekkis> so I need to roll 14+ to D-Door
08:31:57 <Brunius-> Why the fuck do random parts of my body feel bruised
08:32:17 <Mekkis> (or a 13+ to escape artist from the grapple)
08:33:14 <Mekkis> Avatar, what are you signed up for tomorrow?
08:33:51 <Avatar> the disappeared and in wrath's shadow
08:34:03 <Mekkis> ooh
08:34:03 <Avatar> both with my low levels, not with snickers as it turns out
08:34:19 <Mekkis> there's a chance I'll be behind the screen for In Wrath's Shadow
08:34:21 <Mekkis> :)
08:34:29 <Avatar> oh dear
08:34:36 <Avatar> I don't even want to play that scenario really
08:34:39 <Mekkis> Consider Yourself Warned :S
08:34:41 <Avatar> I just can't play the other one
08:34:46 <Mekkis> what? squeamish?
08:34:53 <Brunius-> I'm signed up for both slots with Derau tomorrow
08:35:07 <Mekkis> I signed up to run Sanos in the morning
08:35:15 <Mekkis> but it seems that someone knocked me off it
08:35:25 <Brunius-> How dare they
08:35:47 <Mekkis> indeed!
08:36:05 <Brunius-> Oh God, I have to get up in five and a half hours
08:36:23 <Avatar> why would ryan knock you off it
08:36:30 <Brunius-> I should see if I can get some sleep
08:36:31 <Avatar> he would be keen to get anyone else on
08:36:34 <Brunius-> Night
08:36:37 <Avatar> gg
08:37:04 <Mekkis> so you'd rather just get the chronicle sheet for Cultist's Kiss and move on, Avatar and Brunius?
08:37:16 <Avatar> 110% yes
08:37:42 <Avatar> I don't want to play the last eighth of a scenario on sunday evening
08:37:42 <Mekkis> Al's fine with that
08:38:02 <Mekkis> he might deduct an unspecified amount of gold, but you'll get full XP and Prestige
08:38:02 <Avatar> are you talking to him now
08:38:09 <Mekkis> no, but I drove him home
08:38:16 <Mekkis> he's staying near your place
08:38:23 <Avatar> sif deduct gold when we ran out of time
08:38:49 <Mekkis> feel free to take it up with Stephen and/or Al
08:39:12 <Mekkis> chances are very high that he'll forget to
08:39:23 <Avatar> yeah will wait for the chronicle first
08:39:48 <Mekkis> if I were you, I'd level up snickers
08:40:15 <Avatar> why wouldn't I level them up
08:40:28 <Avatar> or do you mean for tomorrow
08:40:28 <Mekkis> no idea
08:40:39 <Mekkis> I mean for her next session
08:40:42 <Mekkis> whenever that is
08:40:56 <Avatar> yeah man I am not playing 4 sessions of one level
08:42:19 <Avatar> level 10 is sweet for witches
08:42:25 <Avatar> major hex time
08:43:28 <Brunius-> I think I want to see how this battle plays out
08:44:12 <Brunius-> Even if I die this sounds like a badass battle
08:44:51 <Mekkis> I'm pretty sure that I won't be permanently dead
08:44:57 <Mekkis> !spell resurrection
08:45:05 <diebot> Mekkis, RESURRECTION conjuration (healing[]) cleric 7, witch 8 1 minute Range: touch dead creature touched Comp: V, S, M (diamond worth 10,000 gp), DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none; see text SR:yes (harmless)
08:45:05 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/resurrection.html
08:45:30 <Mekkis> (that might be required though)
08:46:29 <Mekkis> but I think I have confidence that I'll either break the grapple or someone will bail me out
08:48:13 <Mekkis> there is some serious shit wrong with Kernigahn's Paizo page
08:49:49 <Mekkis> 6/11 scenarios have faction reported wrong
08:49:56 <Mekkis> one has character reported wrong
08:54:28 <Mekkis> Avatar, when you reported Jester's Fraud, you gave Deceased 0 prestige
08:54:39 <Mekkis> yet you gave him 1 prestige on the chronicle sheet
08:54:45 <Mekkis> I'm not sure which was correct
15:18:40 <Brunius--> What the hell was the journey planner thinking
15:18:56 <Wrothmonk> ?
15:19:51 <Brunius--> For some reason it thinks I should take a bus from Mitcham
15:20:24 <Brunius--> A: That's slower than another train from the city
15:21:01 <Brunius--> B: That means I have to pay attention earlier
15:49:26 <Brunius--> Yo dawg
15:49:31 <Avatar> u da dawg
15:52:13 <Wrothmonk> Alright, who let the dogs out?
15:54:14 <Brunius--> Mekkis
15:54:18 <Brunius--> It was Mekkis
20:33:45 <Lin> !roll 1d20-3 swim
20:33:45 <dicebot> Lin, swim: [1d20=15] 12
20:33:58 <Wallace> swim check?
20:34:09 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+4 swim like a goldfish!
20:34:11 <dicebot> Wallace, swim like a goldfish!: [1d20=3] 7
20:34:22 <Wallace> yay, no drowning.
20:35:08 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+3 javelin toss + swimming = new olympic sport?
20:35:12 <dicebot> Wallace, javelin toss + swimming = new olympic sport?: [1d20=7] 10
20:35:31 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+4 swim
20:35:33 <dicebot> Praitor, swim: [1d20=5] 9
20:36:29 <Praitor> !roll 1d20
20:36:31 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
20:36:40 <Ballig> it's Savren's turn
20:36:42 <Praitor> "Cut me free."
20:37:27 <Ballig> it's Lin's turn
20:37:44 <Lin> !roll 1d20-3 swim
20:37:44 <dicebot> Lin, swim: [1d20=16] 13
20:38:02 <Ballig> it's Wallace's turn
20:38:13 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+4 swiiiiiiiiiiiim
20:38:14 <dicebot> Wallace, swiiiiiiiiiiiim: [1d20=9] 13
20:38:41 <Ballig> it's Praitor's turn
20:38:48 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+4 swim
20:38:49 <dicebot> Praitor, swim: [1d20=6] 10
20:39:28 <Ballig> it's Savren's turn
20:40:47 <Savren> !roll 1d20
20:40:49 <dicebot> Savren, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
20:41:04 <Ballig> it's Lin's turn
20:41:29 <Lin> !roll 1d20+3 attack
20:41:29 <dicebot> Lin, attack: [1d20=19] 22
20:41:41 <Lin> !roll 1d20+3 confirm
20:41:42 <dicebot> Lin, confirm: [1d20=10] 13
20:41:49 <Lin> !roll 1d8+2 damage
20:41:50 <dicebot> Lin, damage: [1d8=5] 7
20:42:01 <Ballig> it's Wallace's turn
20:42:04 <Praitor> "Don't kill him
20:42:33 <Praitor> "Don't kill him"
20:44:27 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+1 nonlethal
20:44:27 <dicebot> Wallace, nonlethal: [1d20=2] 3
20:44:40 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+2
20:44:42 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
20:46:06 <Savren> !roll 1d20
20:46:09 <dicebot> Savren, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
20:46:29 <Savren> 5/10
20:46:31 <Ballig> he stabs Savren with his spear for 4 damage
20:46:41 <Savren> "Damned tiny bastard!"
20:47:06 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+2
20:47:06 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
20:47:15 <Lin> !roll 1d20-1 nonlethal
20:47:15 <dicebot> Lin, nonlethal: [1d20=1] 0
20:47:21 <Savren> !roll 1d20
20:47:22 <dicebot> Savren, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
20:47:52 <Savren> !roll 1d3
20:47:52 <dicebot> Savren, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
20:50:00 <Savren> !roll 1d20+8
20:50:02 <dicebot> Savren, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13
20:50:06 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+4 taxidermy
20:50:08 <dicebot> Praitor, taxidermy: [1d20=14] 18
20:51:40 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 see all the… what am I looking for?
20:51:41 <dicebot> Wallace, see all the& what am I looking for?: [1d20=9] 14
20:54:40 <Lin> !roll 1d20 perception
20:54:40 <dicebot> Lin, perception: [1d20=18] 18
20:54:42 <Savren> !roll 1d20+5 Perception
20:54:43 <dicebot> Savren, Perception: [1d20=1] 6
20:54:47 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 see all the enemies!
20:54:49 <dicebot> Wallace, see all the enemies!: [1d20=7] 12
20:55:14 <Praitor> !roll !1d20+6
20:55:14 <dicebot> Praitor, !1d20+6: [!1d20=14] 20
21:05:02 <Wallace> !roll 1d8+1 sevran heal, does he have a wand?
21:05:03 <dicebot> Wallace, sevran heal, does he have a wand?: [1d8=5] 6
21:06:02 * Wallace takes out both swords and stands in the middle of the deck an ready to attack
21:10:13 <Wallace> can I be moved to one of the stairs at the south side of the ship\
21:11:28 <Wallace> yes
21:11:44 <Wallace> wait no
21:11:48 <Wallace> had the wrong map
21:12:01 <Wallace> K 9 please
21:12:08 <Wallace> the north staircase
21:13:53 <Savren> !roll 1d20+5 Init
21:13:55 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+2 I hope they are the pirates that don't do anything...
21:14:03 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+2 init
21:14:11 <Lin> !roll 1d20+1 init
21:14:12 <dicebot> Lin, init: [1d20=4] 5
21:14:17 <dicebot> Praitor, init: [1d20=7] 9
21:14:18 <dicebot> Savren, Init: [1d20=2] 7
21:14:22 <dicebot> Wallace, I hope they are the pirates that don't do anything...: [1d20=6] 8
21:19:55 <Savren> !roll 1d20+1 Will
21:19:57 <Lin> !roll 1d20 will
21:19:58 <dicebot> Lin, will: [1d20=10] 10
21:19:58 <dicebot> Savren, Will: [1d20=5] 6
21:20:00 <Ballig> she casts colour spray, will saves from Savren and Lin
21:21:29 <Wallace> hello?
21:22:22 <Lin> !roll 1d20 will (reroll)
21:22:22 <dicebot> Lin, will (reroll): [1d20=11] 11
21:23:28 <Ballig> !roll 2d4
21:23:32 <dicebot> Ballig, 2d4: [2d4=1,1] 2
21:24:15 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+5 not stunned
21:24:17 <dicebot> Praitor, not stunned: [1d20=5] 10
21:24:46 <Praitor> !roll 1d4
21:24:49 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
21:25:29 <Ballig> and dealing 9 damage
21:25:31 <Praitor> 1/10
21:25:46 <Ballig> it's Praitor's turn
21:25:48 <Ballig> <?stunned
21:25:52 <diebot> A stunned creature drops everything held, can't take actions, takes a 2 penalty to AC, and loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any). // Attackers receive a +4 bonus on attack rolls to perform combat maneuvers against a stunned opponent.
21:26:05 <Ballig> it's Wallace's turn
21:27:11 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 stab, stab damn you!
21:27:15 <dicebot> Wallace, stab, stab damn you!: [1d20=1] 6
21:29:24 <Wallace> 7/13
21:29:26 <Ballig> #2 punches Wallace in the face for 6 damage
21:29:36 <Ballig> it's Praitor's turn, you are no longer stunned
21:29:53 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 trip
21:29:59 <dicebot> Praitor, trip: [1d20=8] 15
21:30:12 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 trip
21:30:13 <dicebot> Praitor, trip: [1d20=13] 20
21:30:21 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+4 stomp
21:30:21 <Ballig> Praitor trips #2 and stomps on his face
21:30:23 <dicebot> Praitor, stomp: [1d20=15] 19
21:30:29 <Praitor> !roll 1d6+4
21:30:30 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
21:30:35 <Ballig> severely disfiguring him
21:30:49 <Ballig> it's Wallace's turn
21:31:04 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 attack 1
21:31:06 <dicebot> Wallace, attack 1: [1d20=19] 24
21:31:16 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 attack 1 confirm please
21:31:17 <dicebot> Wallace, attack 1 confirm please: [1d20=8] 13
21:31:52 <Wallace> !roll 1d6+4 attack 1 damage
21:31:54 <dicebot> Wallace, attack 1 damage: [1d6=5] 9
21:32:09 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+3 attack 2
21:32:11 <dicebot> Wallace, attack 2: [1d20=13] 16
21:32:21 <Wallace> !roll 1d6+2 attack 2 damage
21:32:23 <dicebot> Wallace, attack 2 damage: [1d6=4] 6
21:32:25 <Ballig> Wallace slices and dices and takes #4 down
21:33:43 <Ballig> !rand asshole notasshole
21:33:45 <dicebot> Ballig, random: notasshole
21:33:58 <Wallace> Thanks dicebot!
21:34:27 <Ballig> #3 attacks Praitor
21:35:06 <Ballig> #3 hits Praitor in the kidney for 5 damage
21:35:20 <Praitor> -4/10
21:35:27 <Ballig> it's Wallace's turn
21:36:00 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+3 stab! I hate spell casters against me!!!
21:36:05 <dicebot> Wallace, stab! I hate spell casters against me!!!: [1d20=15] 18
21:36:15 <Wallace> !roll 1d6+4 die damn you!
21:36:19 <dicebot> Wallace, die damn you!: [1d6=6] 10
21:36:38 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+3 that didn't kill you?
21:36:40 <dicebot> Wallace, that didn't kill you?: [1d20=6] 9
21:37:01 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 stay down!
21:37:04 <dicebot> Wallace, stay down!: [1d20=11] 16
21:37:23 <Wallace> !roll 1d6+4 die!
21:37:30 <dicebot> Wallace, die!: [1d6=1] 5
21:38:08 <Ballig> dealing 6 damage
21:38:15 <Wallace> 1/13 hp D:
21:38:16 <Ballig> and he falls unconscious and begins to die
21:38:38 <Ballig> it's Savren's turn!
21:39:36 <Ballig> #3 attacks Warren and misses
21:39:42 <Ballig> Praitor
21:39:55 <Ballig> it's Wallace's turn
21:40:26 <Praitor> !roll 1d20-2
21:40:27 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d20-2: [1d20=14] 12
21:40:46 <Wallace> !roll 1d8+1 heal me!!! Please don't kill me dicebot! You're not cruel are you?
21:40:49 <dicebot> Wallace, heal me!!! Please don't kill me dicebot! You're not cruel are you?: [1d8=2] 3
21:40:58 <Wallace> 4/13
21:44:15 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+3 Would you kindly die?
21:44:18 <dicebot> Wallace, Would you kindly die?: [1d20=19] 22
21:44:32 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+3 please do.
21:44:37 <dicebot> Wallace, please do.: [1d20=17] 20
21:44:50 <Wallace> !roll 2d6+8
21:44:52 <dicebot> Wallace, 2d6+8: [2d6=2,4] 14
21:47:49 <Wallace> this game ended about an hour early.
21:49:25 <Savren> !roll 1d20+8 Dayjob
21:49:26 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+4 taxidermizing some hairy goblins
21:49:27 <dicebot> Savren, Dayjob: [1d20=19] 27
21:49:27 <dicebot> Praitor, taxidermizing some hairy goblins: [1d20=1] 5
21:49:34 <Wallace> !roll 1d20+5 soldier, protection some stuff
21:49:37 <Lin> !roll 1d20+6 day job
21:49:37 <dicebot> Lin, day job: [1d20=12] 18
21:49:39 <dicebot> Wallace, soldier, protection some stuff: [1d20=11] 16
21:51:15 <Wallace> I level up as well :D
21:52:30 <Wallace> 6 hours in normal, if not longer
21:52:34 <Wallace> for me
21:53:29 <Savren> Oh, right, I forgot to ask
21:53:38 <Wallace> so the total is 501 gold, 1 prestige, 1 exp right?
21:53:42 <Savren> ...actually, nevermind
21:57:33 <Savren> For the record
21:57:57 <Savren> Savren is a very short, very stocky tiefling man
21:57:58 <Savren> who was raised by dwarves
21:58:03 <Savren> This is my story, and I'm sticking to it
22:03:49 <Ballig> change your nick kapow
22:06:25 <Wrothmonk> hem… I have one more rank to put in something, any suggestions?
22:06:41 <Wrothmonk> http://pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=541
22:08:39 <Ballig> dungeoneering !
22:09:11 <Wrothmonk> I was considering that, but survival seems more usefull.
22:11:52 <Wrothmonk> Yeah I'm going to do it in survival.
22:24:45 <Savren> So, I just realized
22:25:15 <ANSeranov> that the Tiefling favored class bonus gives +1/2 damage to bombs per level... does that get added to the splash damage?
22:25:39 <Ballig> I think so
22:25:54 <ANSeranov> ...evil. Amazing, but evil.
22:26:38 <ANSeranov> I figure the Point Blank Shot bonus to damage doesn't, though.
22:26:43 <ANSeranov> Because that doesn't make any sense
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22:39:58 <Mekkis> yo
22:40:34 <Avatar> steven is VL of washington
22:40:48 <Avatar> unless they have more than one there
22:40:55 <Mekkis> ah
22:40:57 <Mekkis> thanks
22:41:04 <Mekkis> who are you bringing tomorrow?
22:41:12 <Avatar> I'm thinking Buck
22:41:20 <Avatar> what about you
22:41:26 <Mekkis> Deceased probably
22:41:30 <Mekkis> I think he hit 10
22:41:36 <Avatar> diviner?
22:41:43 <Mekkis> ja
22:41:53 <Mekkis> ummm
22:42:02 <Mekkis> 9
22:42:11 <Avatar> I think bringing a gunslinger is suited for these specials
22:42:17 <Mekkis> agreed
22:42:18 <Avatar> gunslingers and clerics
22:42:18 <Mekkis> muchly
22:42:38 <Mekkis> cloudkill :)
22:42:45 <Avatar> I'd bring Cairo but I don't know if I want him to survive if I bring him
22:43:02 <Avatar> and if he wins, he gets a sweet boon that I'll wish the others got !
22:43:16 <Mekkis> not sure if I think the boon is THAT sweet
22:43:23 <Avatar> the bonus of bringing Buck is that he is super easy to level up at 10
22:43:45 <Avatar> I think he is done pretty much
22:44:24 <Avatar> bit of bab, bit of save, and +1 dodge bonus to AC, that's it
22:45:24 <Mekkis> I need to level up deceased
22:45:58 <Mekkis> anything he should get?
22:46:48 <Avatar> at 10?
22:46:55 <Avatar> I dunno, depends what he's got
22:47:13 <Avatar> unfettered shirt is pretty sexy
22:47:52 <Avatar> oh jesus, are we going to have to finish last night's tomorrow
22:48:04 <Avatar> last night's game
22:48:33 <Mekkis> possibly
22:48:39 <Mekkis> but highly unlikely
22:49:03 <Mekkis> Al's opinion that the special will be finished early is likely to be really inaccurate
22:49:45 <Avatar> finished early but the last slot is going to be open isn't it
22:49:50 <Avatar> not finished early*
22:50:20 <Avatar> brunius said he was keen on finishing it, and the other two seemed keen
22:51:02 <Mekkis> their assessment that it will be finished by 7 is likely to be correct
22:51:38 <Mekkis> damn "no favoured class bonus"
22:51:40 <Mekkis> :(
22:52:13 <Avatar> woops, skills and hp I would've forgotten
22:53:33 <Mekkis> 6+2+4(4+2)+5(5+1) = 62
22:53:45 <Mekkis> 62hp... ow
22:54:07 <Avatar> at level 10?
22:54:10 <Mekkis> 6+2+4(4+2)+4(4+1) = 62
22:54:28 <Mekkis> sh: -c: line 0: syntax error near unexpected token `('
22:54:28 <Mekkis> sh: -c: line 0: `echo 6+2+4*(4+2)+4*(4+1) | bc'
22:54:34 <Mekkis> 52
22:54:38 <Mekkis> 52hp
22:54:44 <Mekkis> at level 9
22:54:49 <Avatar> that's even worse !
22:55:04 <Mekkis> o
22:55:06 <Mekkis> oh
22:55:07 <Mekkis> toughness
22:55:10 <Mekkis> 61hp
22:56:40 <Mekkis> eep
22:56:48 <Mekkis> level 9 is the hardest on me
22:57:07 <Avatar> is toughness becoming more of a required feat these days
22:57:34 <Mekkis> for a character who's taking a d6 prestige class, yes
22:57:44 <Mekkis> prestige classes = no favoured class bonus
22:58:50 <Mekkis> oh well, I get teleport
22:59:41 <Avatar> I have a rather enormous amount of money on Buck now and I feel like maybe bumping up my belt of dex from +2 to +4
22:59:54 <Avatar> but then I feel like that will be boosting an already incredible amount of damage
23:00:10 <Avatar> but then I feel I would like to remain alive
23:00:20 <Mekkis> how enormous?
23:00:38 <Avatar> did we play refuge of time at high tier?
23:01:10 <Mekkis> yes
23:01:26 <Avatar> probably less enormous than I think
23:01:36 <Avatar> maybe actually just enough, about 16K
23:01:50 <Avatar> only 12K on the upgrade though
23:02:04 <Avatar> should've gotten a +2 con/dex belt
23:02:22 <Mekkis> Deceased has 16k
23:02:30 <Avatar> probably not too late to make that decision if it's going to save my life tomorrow
23:02:45 <Mekkis> !spell Prying Eyes
23:02:54 <Mekkis> I need a 5th level divination spell
23:02:58 <diebot> Mekkis, PRYING EYES divination ([]) sorcerer/wizard 5, witch 5 1 minute Range: 1 mile Comp: V, S, M (a handful of crystal marbles) Duration: 1 hour/level; see text Save: none SR:no
23:02:59 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/prying_eyes.html
23:03:08 <Avatar> do you have many worn items in slots
23:03:27 <Avatar> I have only 2, the belt and a golembane scarab I want to sell
23:03:54 <Mekkis> cloak, and headband
23:04:03 <Mekkis> but you have a point
23:04:08 <Mekkis> I should get more slotted items
23:04:32 <Mekkis> should I break defunct, horribly?
23:04:54 <Avatar> I don't know, I'm constantly scared now
23:05:14 <Mekkis> nothing like a few 10-11s to instill fear in you
23:05:20 <Mekkis> especially at season 4
23:05:22 <Mekkis> ja?
23:05:30 <Avatar> is a ring of protection worth it at this point
23:05:35 <Mekkis> what's your AC?
23:05:39 <Avatar> 24
23:05:47 <Mekkis> somewhat
23:05:51 <Avatar> somewhere maybe I think
23:05:51 <Mekkis> for deceased, it isn't
23:05:59 <Avatar> yeah not if you have a 13 AC
23:06:08 <Avatar> with snickers I've accepted that hits always hit
23:06:19 <Mekkis> same with deceased
23:06:31 <Mekkis> If I were you, I'd get snickers a staff
23:06:39 <Mekkis> or save for one
23:07:12 <Avatar> I really can't figure staves out
23:07:22 <Mekkis> easy to explain
23:07:26 <Avatar> she can afford one I'm pretty sure, she's loaded
23:07:28 <Mekkis> !item staff of stealth
23:07:42 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF STEALTH [moderate illusion] CL:8 none 36800gp, 5lb
23:07:43 <diebot> This twisted, dark gray staff allows use of the following spells: • Disguise self (1 charge) • Invisibility (1 charge) • Nondetection (1 charge) • Greater invisibility (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
23:07:56 <Avatar> she can't cast those spells
23:08:04 <Mekkis> really?
23:08:08 <Avatar> yeah
23:08:20 <Mekkis> as in "not on witch list"?
23:08:26 <Avatar> yeah
23:08:42 <Avatar> she has UMD
23:08:49 <Mekkis> all of them?
23:08:50 <Avatar> which I'd actually like to invest in
23:09:06 <Mekkis> what's her UMD?
23:09:07 <Mekkis> +19?
23:09:11 <Avatar> yeah I think so, I am pretty familiar with the witch list and I don't recall any of those
23:09:17 <Avatar> the exception is with the deception patron
23:09:22 <Avatar> UMD is 13
23:10:06 <Avatar> I only know the deception patron because I almost took it
23:10:18 <Avatar> until UM came out at about the same time and I took the time patron instead
23:10:27 <Avatar> which gives me things like haste and teleport
23:10:30 <Mekkis> !item Staff of charming
23:10:37 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF CHARMING [moderate enchantment] CL:8 none 17600gp, 5lb
23:10:38 <diebot> Made of twisting wood ornately shaped and carved, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Charm person (1 charge) • Charm monster (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
23:10:50 <Mekkis> let's take that for example
23:11:23 <Mekkis> you buy it. It has 10 charges
23:11:23 <Avatar> I get how it works with casting
23:11:25 <Avatar> how about recharging
23:11:55 <Mekkis> at the end of the scenario, if you can cast /any/ spell that the staff contains, you can fully recharge it
23:12:25 <Avatar> hang on, so you buy it with 10 charges? but it says 1 and 2 charges there
23:12:36 <Mekkis> casting Charm Person uses 1 charge
23:12:42 <Mekkis> casting Charm Monster uses 2 charges
23:12:43 <Avatar> ohhhh
23:12:58 <Avatar> with a max of 10 charges on every staff?
23:13:04 <Mekkis> essentially, it's giving you 5 more level 4 spell slots
23:13:05 <Mekkis> yeah
23:13:10 <Mekkis> that must be used on Charm Monster
23:13:12 <Avatar> jesus!
23:13:15 <Mekkis> yeah
23:13:18 <Mekkis> They Are Good!
23:13:21 <Avatar> that will be moved to the top of the priority list
23:13:53 <Avatar> UMDing spells into it won't work
23:14:00 <Avatar> I just have to find some witch-friendly staves
23:14:04 <Mekkis> no, but UMDing spells out of it does!
23:14:07 <Mekkis> oh
23:14:08 <Avatar> I'd never use charm
23:14:25 <Avatar> no good UMDing them out if I can't recharge the damn thing
23:14:30 <Mekkis> and it uses your casting stat, and caster level (or the staff's, whichever is higher)
23:14:38 <Avatar> that'll be good if you drop and I can pick up your staff maybe
23:14:46 <Avatar> yeah that part I remember
23:14:57 <Mekkis> it's like a sorcerer you can carry in one hand !
23:15:06 <Avatar> ha
23:15:40 <Mekkis> !item Staff of Toxins
23:15:46 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF TOXINS [moderate varies] CL:9 none 34200gp, 5lb
23:15:46 <diebot> This length of hemlock-shrouded oak gives off the faintest whiff of rot and corruption. It allows use of the following spells: • Stinking cloud (1 charge) • Cloudkill (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
23:16:04 <Avatar> those are on the witch list
23:16:04 <Mekkis> that's what Deceased has
23:16:14 <Avatar> man what book is that in
23:16:19 <Avatar> UE
23:16:19 <Mekkis> except that he picked it up at the pre-UE clearance sale...
23:16:33 <Avatar> for how much
23:16:33 <Mekkis> (when it cost 12600)
23:16:40 <Mekkis> (see APG)
23:16:41 <Avatar> that's disgusting
23:17:21 <Mekkis> and no, although there are rules for creating your own staves, like there are for creating your own wands, you can't use them in PFS
23:17:40 <Avatar> my armor on Buck is only +1 and not wearing a ring of protection
23:17:43 <Avatar> I could probably serious buff that up
23:17:48 <Avatar> seriously*
23:17:49 <Mekkis> not a bad idea
23:18:13 <Mekkis> should I blatently break Defunct?
23:18:35 <Avatar> which character has defunct
23:18:40 <Mekkis> Deceased
23:18:42 <Mekkis> SomethingBane Amulet of Mighty Fists,
23:19:08 <Avatar> I could break buck by giving him more damage completely unnecessarily but I'm kind of deciding against it
23:19:19 <Avatar> nobody likes a broken character
23:19:24 <Mekkis> yeah
23:19:30 <Mekkis> I think Defunct will break himself
23:19:46 <Mekkis> probably the only thing I will do is cast Greater Magic Fang on him
23:19:57 <Mekkis> and Disguise Self
23:20:06 <Mekkis> !spell Disguise Self
23:20:12 <diebot> Mekkis, DISGUISE SELF illusion (glamer[]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, alchemist 1, inquisitor 1, antipaladin 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 10 min./level Save: SR:
23:20:12 <diebot> You make yourself--including clothing, armor, weapons, and equipmen--look different. You can seem 1 foot shorter or taller, thin, fat, or in between. You cannot change your creature type (although you can appear as another subtype). Otherwise, the extent of the apparent change is up to you. You could add or obscure a minor feature or look like an
23:20:13 <diebot> entirely different person or gender. The spell does not provide the abilities or mannerisms of the chosen form, nor does it alter the perceived tactile (touch) or audible (sound) properties of you or your equipment. If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on the Disguise check. A creature that interacts with the glamer gets
23:20:13 <diebot> a Will save to recognize it as an illusion.
23:21:55 <Avatar> I don't actually know what defunct is
23:21:58 <Mekkis> I'd rather bring Deceased or Itzamna: better to have a front-line entity, right
23:22:14 <Mekkis> you weren't there when Matt made me explain?
23:22:23 <Avatar> yeah but I didn't quite understand
23:22:35 <Avatar> sounded like an animal companion but not?
23:22:39 <Mekkis> Defunct is an imp with Alternate Form (Leopard)
23:22:47 <Mekkis> as an imp, he's an outsider
23:22:54 <Avatar> ohh deceased is the diabolist
23:23:03 <Avatar> that makes it clearer
23:23:09 <Mekkis> he's built using a mishmash of the familiar and animal companion rules
23:23:54 <Mekkis> as an outsider, /Disguise Self/ can make him appear to be anything from a lemure to a Planetar
23:24:32 <Mekkis> oh, and Nightmare levelled up!
23:24:41 <Mekkis> after only a year and a half!
23:24:50 <Avatar> to what level
23:24:56 <Mekkis> 3!
23:24:58 <Mekkis> and 4!
23:25:12 <Mekkis> he got 3.5XP today
23:25:23 <Avatar> how does that work
23:25:26 <Mekkis> well, 2.5XP, then he hit 3 and applied a chronicle sheet
23:25:50 <Mekkis> he played Murder's Mark, and got 2.5XP
23:25:54 <Avatar> what?
23:26:01 <Mekkis> module
23:26:16 <Avatar> modules are worth 3 exp aren't they
23:26:18 <Mekkis> yeah
23:26:24 <Mekkis> he was on slow progression
23:26:31 <Avatar> okay, so 1.5
23:26:38 <Mekkis> Darkwhite said to do it the logical way
23:27:06 <Avatar> what's illogical about it, isn't that how slow track works
23:27:24 <Mekkis> not if you're switching to normal track when you level
23:28:07 <Avatar> don't understand
23:29:48 <Mekkis> I'll explain tomorrow
23:30:13 <Avatar> I'm not going to understand anything tomorrow morning
23:30:16 <Avatar> not a morning person
23:30:20 <Avatar> I don't know how you do it
23:30:33 <Mekkis> coffee
23:31:36 <Mekkis> oh
23:31:42 <Mekkis> I don't need to level Deceased
23:31:53 <Mekkis> I will after tomorrow's session
23:32:45 <Mekkis> Avatar, could you print off http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Defunct_leopard.pdf and http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Defunct_spider.pdf please?
23:33:15 <Mekkis> pity
23:33:25 <Avatar> if I can get my printer working again
23:33:34 <Avatar> I don't know what got it upset last time
23:33:39 <Mekkis> Deceased doesn't get to knock over low-level paladins :S
23:46:28 <Mekkis> who was kinevon?
23:46:44 <Avatar> what do you mean
23:46:57 <Avatar> kinevon is kinevon
23:47:45 <Mekkis> did I ran Sanos for you?
23:48:00 <Avatar> yeah
23:49:12 <Avatar> marty is his real name, if that helps?
23:49:21 <Mekkis> I've got it
23:49:30 <Mekkis> he's sent me a message on paizo
23:51:04 <Mekkis> Mytiazair's saving for a Staff of Many Rays
23:51:11 <Mekkis> ~30000gp
23:52:00 <Avatar> !item staff of many rays
23:52:11 <diebot> Avatar, STAFF OF MANY RAYS [moderate evocation and necromancy] CL:11 none 57200gp, 5lb
23:52:19 <diebot> The elaborate swirls and delicate flecks of shining metal adorning the head of this pale wooden shaft make it seem almost as much a long mace as a staff. It allows use of the following spells: • Ray of enfeeblement (1 charge) • Ray of exhaustion (1 charge) • Scorching ray (1 charge) • Enervation (2 charges) • Disintegrate (3
23:52:19 <diebot> charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
23:52:25 <Avatar> ~57000gp
23:52:28 <Mekkis> no
23:52:36 <Mekkis> not if he makes it his bonded item
23:52:38 <Avatar> according to that
23:52:50 <Avatar> I don't understand bonded item creation rules
23:52:53 <Mekkis> then he can craft it, and pay 50%
23:53:12 <Avatar> where is the rule for that
23:53:20 <Avatar> PFS guide?
23:53:29 <Mekkis> A wizard can add additional magic abilities to his bonded object as if he has the required Item Creation Feats and if he meets the level prerequisites of the feat.
23:53:40 <Mekkis> emphasis on /as if/
23:54:21 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/faq#v5748eaic9owx
23:54:29 <Avatar> yeah fair enough
23:54:53 <Mekkis> If a caster selects a non-magical item as his arcane bond, and the player later wishes to upgrade it, he may do so for the cost (not price) of the final item as listed in the item's statblock.
23:56:32 <Avatar> crystal clear
23:56:55 <Mekkis> it's a little more than 57200/2 because he has to break his existing bond
23:57:04 <Mekkis> which is 200gp per wizard level
23:57:40 <Mekkis> and I'm /pretty sure/ that when it says 200gp per wizard level, it means 200gp per caster level
23:57:56 <Mekkis> or 200gp per effective wizard level
23:58:16 <Mekkis> otherwise it's an incentive to prestige out of wizard
23:58:31 <Avatar> ug rings of protection are expensive
23:59:04 <Mekkis> 2000*enchantment squared
23:59:22 <Avatar> a +2 is 8000gp
23:59:37 <Mekkis> indeed
23:59:51 <Avatar> oh enchantment squared
23:59:55 <Avatar> I thought that said enchantment required
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