#d&d - 2013-01-13 - AustNet Archive Project

// #d&d — 2013-01-13

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
« 2013-01-12 2013-01-14 »
03:18 <Mekkis> http://www.centives.net/S/2012/the-cost-of-being-an-unbeatable-evil-overlord-2/
03:23 <Mekkis> thanks, Avatar 
32:33 <Mekkis> you can see some people in the guardhouse. They're on alert
33:08 <Nephem> Alright
35:25 <Nephem> There's a portcullis...
36:40 <Nephem> ....
36:55 <Agee-Meit> im willing to give the water a go
37:07 <Nephem> Yeah, why not
37:09 <Nephem> Lets try the water
37:28 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20
37:32 <Snickers> AC 21
37:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20: [1d20=17] 17, [1d20=19] 19, [1d20=19] 19, [1d20=6] 6
38:18 <Nephem> how much does TD add?
38:24 <Mekkis> Nephem, +4
38:25 <Nephem> I've got 21 with TD
38:40 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20
38:46 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20: [1d20=1] 1, [1d20=2] 2, [1d20=2] 2, [1d20=3] 3
38:50 <Nephem> Ooooo
39:00 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+2
39:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20, [1d20=18] 20, [1d20=7] 9, [1d20=2] 4
39:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8
39:19 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
39:43 <Nephem> If I get hit, I'm down
39:43 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+2
39:46 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12, [1d20=7] 9, [1d20=2] 4, [1d20=18] 20
40:27 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+3 acrobatics
40:29 <diebot> Snickers, acrobatics: [1d20=18] 21
40:30 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+1 Acrobatics
40:30 <Agee-Meit> !throw 1d20-1 swim
40:30 <diebot> Nephem, Acrobatics: [1d20=13] 14
40:31 <diebot> Agee-Meit, swim: [1d20=1] 0
40:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 grumble
40:49 <diebot> Mekkis, grumble: [1d20=10] 13
41:40 <Mekkis> Nephem, Agee-Meit and Grumble take
41:45 <Mekkis> !throw 2d3 nonlethal
41:48 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal: [2d3=3,1] 4
42:00 <Nephem> Yeah that puts me unconscious too
43:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
43:16 <Snickers> !throw 1d20-1 swim
43:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
43:20 <diebot> Snickers, swim: [1d20=18] 17
43:49 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 heal nephem
43:51 <diebot> Snickers, heal nephem: [1d20=2] 4
43:54 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 heal nephem
43:59 <diebot> Snickers, heal nephem: [1d20=1] 3
44:01 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 heal nephem
44:04 <diebot> Snickers, heal nephem: [1d20=18] 20
44:08 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 heal agee
44:09 <diebot> Snickers, heal agee: [1d20=18] 20
44:26 <Nephem> it was nonlethal
45:55 <Nephem> You heal 1 non lethal per hour per character level
46:06 <Mekkis> what's your HP
46:09 <Mekkis> Nephem?
46:16 <Nephem> 2, 4 nonlethal
46:35 <Agee-Meit> !throw 1d20+9 heal
46:35 <diebot> Agee-Meit, heal: [1d20=6] 15
47:26 <Snickers> "We need to get to the manor house on Old Moor Road."
47:37 <Snickers> ~~flashback~~
47:40 <Mekkis>     “If you manage that, cross the
47:41 <Mekkis> moors on the outskirts of town.
47:41 <Mekkis> On the old Moor Road you’ll see a
47:41 <Mekkis> manor house with a single lantern burning
47:41 <Mekkis> in the second story. There our mutual friend waits. That is
47:41 <Mekkis> all I know. He did want me to give you this.”
48:09 <Snickers> ``flashback``
48:35 <Agee-Meit> !throw 1d20+11
48:36 <diebot> Agee-Meit, 1d20+11: [1d20=16] 27
48:42 <Snickers> !throw 1d20+2 survival aid
48:43 <diebot> Snickers, survival aid: [1d20=6] 8
49:00 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+4 aid
49:03 <diebot> Nephem, aid: [1d20=16] 20
50:02 <Mekkis> half an hour through the moors, a rat crawls up to Snickers.
50:22 <Mekkis> it looks at snickers expectedly
51:05 <Snickers> "You'll eat my scrolls from now on."
51:07 <Nephem> What would your character want as a familiar?
51:55 <Mekkis> it nods, strangely intelligently, and indicates a direction for you to travel with the tip of its tail.
53:48 <Snickers> expppppppppp
56:26 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA | WotW: Feb 9th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
56:26 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Jan 12 23:29:28 2013
56:26 <***> Buffer Playback...
56:27 <***> Playback Complete.
56:50 <Mekkis> 1800xp each
58:47 <Nephem> Slow Medium or Fast progression?
58:50 <Avatar> fast
58:59 <Mekkis> medium
00:47 <Brunius> I don't think so
01:01 <Brunius> I'm going to be multiclassing into Magus I reckon
03:51 <Brunius> Because FIRE
04:24 <Brunius> Oh, I remember you talking about this at one of the cons
05:29 <Avatar> how much exp did we get
05:36 <Mekkis> 1800xp each
06:40 <Avatar> so I was actually tanking today
08:05 <Mekkis> Rebel's Ransom tomorrow?
09:18 <Avatar> I don't think I'm keen for a game tomorrow
09:30 <Avatar> I want to play rebel's ransom, but sutekh mentioned it yesterday so it went onto the arcanacon list
09:36 <Steven> im getting hit by a migraine right now
09:47 <Steven> so, i wont be playing likely
09:55 <Mekkis> is the arcanacon list on aon?
10:00 <Mekkis> or on warhorn?
10:53 <Avatar> no I sent a list to darkwhite for scenario requests
11:02 <Avatar> nothing's confirmed
11:08 <Avatar> only sent it yesterday
11:22 <Mekkis> ah
11:38 <Mekkis> you haven't volunteered to GM?
12:07 <Avatar> I'd rather not GM without a laptop
12:44 <Mekkis> how does a laptop help?
13:02 <Ballig> his books are PDFs
13:11 <Avatar> yeah I usually search through multiple books
13:17 <Avatar> and I can keep track of hp better
13:28 <Ballig> and some people can use PDFs better than hardcover books
13:32 <Ballig> bookmarks, ctrl+f, etc
13:46 <Ballig> tabbed PDF reader for easy use of several books simultaneously
15:31 <Avatar> I didn't choose a patron yet
15:55 <Ballig> choose Sarenrae
16:19 <Avatar> I'll just go with time again
16:25 <Avatar> sarenrae is a deity, not a patron
16:36 <Ballig> I was thinking patron deity
16:45 <Avatar> good 1
17:26 <Avatar> how many spells are you supposed to start off with
17:34 <Ballig> 7
18:00 <Avatar> 7 1st levels?
18:08 <Avatar> is that a random number
18:11 <Ballig> yes
19:47 <Brunius> don't you own the book avatar
20:05 <Ballig> are you seriously asking Avatar if he owns the APG
20:30 <Avatar> yeah read it and find where it tells you how many spells you get
22:08 <Brunius> I don't own it
22:19 <Brunius> I'm wondering why Avatar is asking people for how many spells he gets
22:34 <Ballig> it's page 67
22:38 <Ballig> under Witch's Familiar
22:46 <Ballig> Brunius: because it's actually hard to find
22:51 <Ballig> I looked in like 4 places before finding it
22:57 <Ballig> you can imagine how impossible it would be for a skimmer like Avatar
23:06 <Avatar> I looked under spells and magic
23:26 <Ballig> there are three spots that the familiar is discussed, and "spells and magic" is the first place you would think to look
24:42 <Avatar> . These are in addition 
24:42 <Avatar> to any bonus spells known by the familiar based on the 
24:42 <Avatar> witch’s level and
24:56 <Ballig> did you look at page 67
25:11 <Avatar> yeah, that sidebar
25:22 <Avatar> so it's basically 2 per level
25:26 <Ballig> not the sidebar
25:33 <Ballig> that's page 68
25:51 <Avatar> ahh that's what I was after
25:52 <Ballig> it's right under the witch class table
25:53 <Ballig> on the right
29:14 <Ballig> ha, there's a Myth Busters episode called "Alcohol Myths". in it they test the following myths:
29:42 <Ballig> Alcohol can make people look more attractive. / Drinking black coffee will help a drunk person sober up. / Exercising vigorously will help a drunk person sober up. / Dunking his head in ice water will help a drunk person sober up. / Getting slapped in the face will help a drunk person sober up. / A hwacha (ancient Korean weapon) can fire 200 arrows that will explode on impact at once at a range 
29:42 <Ballig> of 500 yards.
36:32 <Brunius> Ha
38:30 Akhaara ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
51:47 <Mekkis> ooh
51:51 <Mekkis> I'll be running Sanos
06:23 <Steven> mekkis... thanks for ending it when you did.... this migraine fuckin sucks donkey balls
10:17 Antichthon ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
11:07 Brunius- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
11:12 <Brunius-> Sup
11:59 <Antichthon> Yo.
16:25 boris ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
16:39 <Brunius-> Can you tell me why I just pulled an all nighter?
24:54 <Antichthon> Uh. Im still thinking.
24:57 <Antichthon> I've got nothing.
27:19 <Brunius> https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking
27:33 <Brunius-> Me either
28:23 <Avatar> command or comprehend languages?
29:27 <Steven> whats the DC?
29:38 <Avatar> 15
29:45 <Avatar> 16
30:50 <Brunius> Avatar, I called it goblinworks a couple times
36:35 <Steven> yeah thats not a bad DC for a first level
40:17 <Avatar> yeah 20 int
41:07 <Brunius> 17 int/18 wis
31:03 Wrothmonk ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
20:29 <Steven> tryin to find myself something to watch
20:42 <Steven> i want an action movie... any suggestions
39:38 <Ballig> the avengers
46:24 <Brunius> Black Hawk Down
04:28 DUDEBRO69 ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
07:09 <DUDEBRO69> You see a giant three-headed half-cow/half-goat surrounded by a glowing green flame that never seems to dim.  This beast has 1 hp.  What do you do!?
07:22 <DUDEBRO69> WHAT DO YOU DO!!!!!!?????????
09:22 <DUDEBRO69> :(  Good job, everyone!  Your inaction has allowed COWGOAT to conquer the entire world.  The end.
12:59 DUDEBRO69 has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
13:49 <Mekkis> Brunius, 
23:42 <Avatar> same bat time same bat channel I assume
26:51 <Mekkis> no
26:59 <Avatar> oh, when next
27:32 <Mekkis> Evening, Sat 9
27:43 <Avatar> what time
28:34 <Mekkis> hmmm
28:45 <Avatar> how long did we go for today
28:54 <Mekkis> you finished act 1
29:00 <Avatar> 4 hours
29:05 <Mekkis> let's make it 2pm Sat 9
29:44 <Avatar> steven, brunius, me, wrothmonk, kapow?
29:56 <Avatar> no idea if spider is in
29:59 <Mekkis> hopefully kapow_znc will be in business by then
30:08 <Mekkis> I have no idea how spider got those stats
30:11 <Mekkis> I didn't see him roll
30:19 <Avatar> point buy probably
34:09 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should request Cult of Ebon Destroyers
34:47 <Avatar> I don't think I ever want to play it
35:00 <Mekkis> but Matt Goodall will be GMing it!
35:10 <Avatar> that's not speaking in its favour
35:32 <Avatar> last session clearly illustrated I've been neglecting Buck's loadout
35:41 <Mekkis> I didn't see it
35:45 <Mekkis> what happened?
35:59 <Avatar> couldn't get out of a grapple
36:12 <Avatar> gun continually misfired
36:13 <Mekkis> Green Market?
36:21 <Avatar> goblinworks
36:27 <Mekkis> golemworks
36:28 <Mekkis> ah
36:35 <Mekkis> is Buck 10 yet?
36:40 <Avatar> er yeah golem
36:43 <Avatar> one more scenario
36:53 <Mekkis> fun fun fun
36:59 <Mekkis> oh shit
37:05 <Mekkis> I need to level up all my characters
37:47 <Avatar> it's surprisingly annoying to get sorted out
38:28 <Mekkis> it's worse for me, because I won't have access to a printer from Wednesday to Arcanacon
53:28 Akhaara has quit (Quit: )
57:40 <Avatar> I'll print your character sheets if you need it
03:47 <Mekkis> http://www.centives.net/S/2012/the-cost-of-being-an-unbeatable-evil-overlord-2/
03:51 <Mekkis> thanks, Avatar 
09:47 <Wrothmonk> durp… Who was that?
42:29 <Avatar> troll
47:40 <Wrothmonk> mmk.
56:45 boris has quit (Quit: )
15:45 <Steven> what up peeps
15:51 <Avatar> sup
16:26 <Steven> notta just woke up
17:26 <Steven> I had a dream i was working at a convienance store
17:44 <Steven> and my buddy alex was hitting on a tall blonde chick outside of the store while i was counting cigarettes
18:46 <Brunius> should I play a game on very little sleep
20:22 <Ballig> yes
20:59 <Avatar> come play osme sweet minecraft
22:01 <Brunius> do i even have minecraft installed
22:22 <Brunius> As it turns out I do
22:24 <Brunius> what ip
23:42 <Avatar> ah what's your username
23:48 <Avatar> sabe has to whitelist you first
23:50 <Brunius> Ben141
24:02 <Brunius> Is this your silly tekkit server
24:08 <Avatar> no this is FEED THE BEAST
24:13 <Avatar> do a google and grab the client
25:46 <Brunius> ip?
30:30 <Steven> so
30:56 <Steven> mekkis i gots me  question
32:35 <Steven> is there any chance the belladonna i found and smashed up and dunked in the fountain will poison anyone?
35:58 <Avatar> they're already dead
36:14 <Avatar> we walked away and didn't look back while they were all screaming and clutching their throats after taking a sip
36:54 <Brunius> Cos we're friendly blokes
50:10 Steven has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
11:59 <Mekkis> to answer Steven's question, yes there is
12:34 <Avatar> hopefully they're all dead
13:11 <Mekkis> (I just know Steven's next question will be "do I get XP for that")
13:23 <Avatar> that is my next question
13:33 <Avatar> a very important one in fact
13:35 <Mekkis> "Maybe"
13:52 <Mekkis> or would you rather "I'll think about it"
14:06 <Avatar> just say yes
14:12 <Avatar> that will encourage me to be more evil
14:21 <Avatar> no brainer !
14:41 <Mekkis> it's more "chances are, that'll make it easier for the next load of prisoners to escape"
15:08 <Mekkis> AKA the next contingent of PCs
23:31 <Avatar> I guess that's good
45:52 <Wrothmonk> Quick question, will I still be able to play the next way of the wicked if I make a new character? Or is it one of those you need to do in order.
47:36 <Avatar> you'll be able to play
48:33 <Wrothmonk> Cool.
50:42 <Avatar> death is a part of the game, you need a way to come back
55:15 <Antichthon> Hey, how many people are on your "Feed the Beast" server?
56:23 <Avatar> 2-4 people per world
56:53 Wrothmonk has quit (EOF from client)
57:28 Wrothmonk ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
58:09 <Antichthon> Oh, sweet. Any chance I could get on the whitelist?
58:29 <Avatar> how do I know you won't loot our stuff
59:31 <Antichthon> Well, I suppose you don't.
59:45 <Antichthon> If you need time to get to know me well enough, sure.
59:55 <Antichthon> I can put that idea on the backburner for now.
59:55 <Avatar> nothing personal but you are a bit high risk
00:08 <Antichthon> Oh no, I understand.
00:12 <Antichthon> I'd be worried as well.
00:25 <Avatar> I don't mind if you loot ballig's stuff
00:47 <Avatar> you could catch up quite quickly that way and it would be A-OK
00:54 <Antichthon> Oh, I'm sure he'd be fine with it as well.
01:21 <Ballig> and by catch up you mean surpass
01:48 <Avatar> no just catch up
01:56 <Avatar> he could take some stuff and I would destroy the rest
02:08 <Avatar> with a nuke I make from your stuff
04:57 <Ballig> ha. "I looked your 9 stacks of uu-matter and used it to make a nuke and then blew up the rest of your stuff"
05:01 <Ballig> that would just be vindictive
05:08 <Wrothmonk> wait a second...
05:09 <Avatar> haha
05:15 <Wrothmonk> You guys playing minecraft?
05:25 <Avatar> yeah
06:22 <Wrothmonk> Could I join in?
06:45 <Avatar> how do I know you won't loot our shit
06:51 <Antichthon> Isn't he a regular?
07:02 <Avatar> how long have you been here
07:06 <Ballig> maybe he's a regular looter
07:12 <Avatar> can you tell we have trust issues
07:38 <Ballig> yeah one time we let Brunius's brother play Terraria with us
07:41 <Ballig> that didn't work out
07:44 <Ballig> Avatar made him cry
07:44 <Avatar> oh god
07:49 <Avatar> you made him cry
07:53 <Avatar> I can't remember what you did
07:58 <Ballig> to be fair I think he cried easily
08:06 <Avatar> did you say he was crap or something
08:12 <Ballig> no he was saying he was crap
08:21 <Avatar> but I remember him asking why am I crap
08:41 <Avatar> it was pretty funny until he started being a dick
08:43 <Ballig> he kept complaining about being crap, I dont' think any of us said anything particularly harsh to him
08:52 <Ballig> except that he just needs to suck it up and get better like the rest of us had to
09:46 <Ballig> and then Avatar probably called him a jerk and made him cry
10:17 <Avatar> you're the jerk-caller
14:16 mib_wnw6tu ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
14:37 mib_wnw6tu has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:53 sydbeachy1 ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
36:49 sydbeachy1 has quit (Quit: )
04:20 <Mekkis> I built two linux distros today!
32:38 Wrothmonk has quit (Client exited)
21:15 Antichthon has quit (Quit: )
47:24 boris ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
12:52 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
16:22 <Mekkis> Steven, 
16:34 <Mekkis> http://susestudio.com/download/eba32faa28d37101b076ebd6034d9cfe/ti89s_JeOS.i686-0.0.4.vmx.tar.gz
19:14 <Steven> wtf is it that is 600mb you want me to download
20:03 <Mekkis> it's a VM that's able to run the extract_handouts.sh script
24:51 <Mekkis> for virtualbox
28:34 Wrothmonk ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
31:53 tashphones ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
34:51 <Avatar> ring ring ring ring ring ring ring tashphones
41:49 <Mekkis> if you need help using it, I can assist
43:01 <tashphones> :) Hihi
53:54 <Mekkis> hej
00:18 <Mekkis> how are things tashphones?
02:09 <Avatar> off the hook
15:35 <tashphones> I miss the internet :(
16:34 <tashphones> I left getting that connected up to my housemate, who works for node...
16:49 <tashphones> He signed up with tpg -_-
17:50 <tashphones> So its gonna be three months before it *actually* gets connected
22:13 <Mekkis> oh
22:19 <Mekkis> you don't know the trick
22:25 <Mekkis> sign up for a business plan
22:37 <Mekkis> after two months, drop down to a home plan
22:52 <Mekkis> you'll pay $20 or so, but you'll be connected within a week
23:10 <Avatar> shouldn't you be connected within a week anyway
23:27 <Mekkis> TPG is the cheapest of the cheap
23:33 <Mekkis> aka the Gamedude of ISPs
23:47 <Avatar> what about dodo ?
24:16 <Mekkis> true
24:20 <Mekkis> they're both fighting over ti
32:35 <tashphones> I don't expect tp ever get customer service from them.
33:40 <tashphones> Ill mention that to my housemate though. 
55:51 Wrothmonk has quit (Client exited)
36:07 <Brunius> Man
36:10 <Brunius> I remember that, Ballig
11:13 <Steven> !throw 9d12
11:14 <diebot> Steven, 9d12: [9d12=5,1,2,4,6,9,6,6,4] 43
12:05 <Avatar> you win !
22:12 deeldose ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
22:23 <deeldose> hows it goin
25:06 <Avatar> kickin ass yo
25:30 <deeldose> nice how was the game 
25:47 <Avatar> which one
26:00 <deeldose> was it sat
26:05 <deeldose> where u all started at lvl 1
26:12 <Avatar> yeah yesterday we killed lots of people
26:21 <Avatar> good people who were just trying to do their jobs
26:23 <Avatar> we killed them
26:40 <deeldose> did u feel bad killing good people tho
27:20 <Avatar> no it felt good
27:52 <deeldose> but theyre goodies
28:01 <deeldose> ur supposed to kill the baddies
28:14 <deeldose> is everyone like evil alignment
28:19 <Avatar> yeah
28:23 <Avatar> we kill who we please
29:45 <deeldose> do good people try stop u is there guards
31:36 <Avatar> they try but we stopped them
31:38 <Avatar> in their tracks
32:11 <deeldose> evil
32:25 <Avatar> yes
33:54 <deeldose> im casting protection from evil then
35:27 <Steven> i just laser channeled some vampires to death
35:37 <Steven> 9d12
35:52 <Steven> the BBEG in this scenario
35:55 <Steven> just fuckin wrecked
36:42 <Ballig> yeah I did that irl
37:37 <Steven> noice
38:20 <Avatar> I always knew you channelled negative energy irl
38:50 <Ballig> if I'm chanelling vampires to death then it's positive energy
40:03 <Avatar> but vampires don't exist irl so it must have been a human dressed as a vamp
42:26 <Mekkis> FUN FUN FUN
42:37 <Mekkis> Avatar, that's what THEY want you to think!
44:28 <deeldose> yeah theyre real
47:26 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/29/bofh_2008_episode_7/
55:52 Steven has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
06:09 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
06:19 <Steven> alright back home for me
07:18 <Steven> so what up
07:54 <Mekkis> did you get around to running that
08:07 <Steven> no, ive yet to get around to downloading it
08:30 <Steven> its 600+mb man
09:17 <Mekkis> do you have a linux machine, live CD, or VM lying around?
09:23 <Steven> no
09:33 <Steven> well... my desktop runs linux
09:44 <Mekkis> that works, I guess
09:45 <Steven> but its in pieces in my closet
09:50 <Mekkis> that's a problem
09:55 <Steven> cause i needed desk sace
09:56 <Steven> space
10:01 <Mekkis> do you have a download limit?
10:29 <Steven> If i do ive yet to reach it
10:35 <Steven> its downloading now that im home again
10:38 <Mekkis> ah
10:44 <Steven> but holy shit man... 600mb
10:44 <Mekkis> I was getting 1MB/s
11:02 <Steven> im getting like .5-.8
11:04 <Mekkis> it's a JeOS, with the other packages installed
11:17 <Mekkis> unfortunately, pdfjoin has a few dependencies
11:19 <Steven> now its down to .2
11:22 <Steven> jeos?
11:33 <Mekkis> Just Enough Operating System
11:50 <Steven> oh... okay
12:01 <Mekkis> do you have VirtualBox or VMWare?
12:12 <Steven> negative
12:32 <Steven> I think im just going to take this thing over to my brothers house, he has ubuntu on his shit
12:52 <Steven> i dont want to install another OS on my laptop
13:05 <Mekkis> it's a virtual harddisk image
13:13 <Mekkis> you just run it as a VM
13:20 <Mekkis> within windows
13:39 <Mekkis> http://download.virtualbox.org/virtualbox/4.2.6/VirtualBox-4.2.6-82870-Win.exe
13:41 <Steven> yeah, i think i know how to do it, i just dont want to do it on my laptop
14:02 <Mekkis> ah
14:15 <Steven> its been my experience, the more things you have on a computer that messes around with start up, the worse the machine runs
14:34 <Mekkis> that's unfortunately true
14:54 <Mekkis> virtualbox doesn't interfere with startup
15:18 <Mekkis> you do need to have the directory full of the PFS scenarios to run the script on
15:33 <Steven> i know, i think im just going to circumvent the entire thing and get my brother to do it on his machines
15:43 <Mekkis> cool
15:50 <Mekkis> he runs linux?
15:51 <Steven> yeah i have em on a thumbdrive as a backup incase my computer crashes
15:58 <Steven> he runs ubuntu
17:08 <Mekkis> the packages that are needed are pdfjam and poppler-tools
17:41 <Steven> will that conflict at all?
17:54 <Mekkis> I highly doubt it
18:06 <Steven> then ill see whats i can do for ya
18:28 <Mekkis> otherwise you can download it as a live USB or live CD if that's more useful
18:33 <Mekkis> thank you, by the way
18:47 <Steven> speaking of backups
18:51 <Steven> time to backup my pfs files
20:05 <Steven> 12 minutes
24:53 <Steven> it jumped to 40 minutes
24:57 <Steven> but its not going to take that long
25:02 <Mekkis> your backup?
25:06 <Steven> yu
25:08 <Steven> p
25:10 <Mekkis> onto a flash thingy?
25:16 <Steven> yup
25:17 <Mekkis> that's how it works these days
25:27 <Mekkis> the first 20mb or so is fast
25:55 <Steven> nah its already down to 42 more files
26:03 <Steven> it just likes to lie
26:13 <Steven> its still telling me like 28 minutes
26:25 <Mekkis> it's because erasing flash is slower than writing it
26:56 <Steven> brb, gonna go take foods out of the oven
42:31 <deeldose> what if in a campaign u got stuck in a massive enclosed room filled with pistachios
42:32 <deeldose> http://io9.com/5733837/when-pistachio-nuts-explode
42:45 <deeldose> apparantly they can spontaneously combust irl
46:46 <deeldose> cyas :)
46:54 <Steven> bye
47:21 deeldose has quit (Quit: Do fish get thirsty?)
53:59 <Brunius> Yeah, that makes sense. They've always got that dust on them, and if you get the right consistency of floury dust it can be pretty bad
54:06 <Brunius> See: Flour mill asplosions
56:31 Brunius_ ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
56:43 Brunius has quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Brunius_))
56:46 Brunius_ is now known as Brunius
56:58 Brunius has quit (Changing hosts)
56:58 Brunius ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
12:35 <Steven> so
12:43 <Steven> how bout them crazy bitches?
12:56 <Steven> also, i upgraded my ioun stone from +2 to +4
13:18 <Brunius> bitches be crazy
13:24 <Steven> 26 chrisma for my Life Oracle
13:45 <Brunius> What should Bairaq buy
14:53 <Steven> 11 channels per day, 9d6 DC 23
15:14 <Steven> oh my bad... dc24
16:27 <Steven> think ill start saving up for a +4 book of Charisma
16:47 <Steven> and the +8 ioun stone
19:59 <Steven> 206000gold and my character will have bought everything i require for the character....
21:38 <Steven> which requires like 63 fame
22:06 <Steven> and will take my gold from now till level 16 i think
22:15 <Steven> with room for consumables
27:31 boris has quit (Quit: )
28:55 <Mekkis> +8 iooun stone?
30:44 <Steven> yeah
30:51 <Steven> ioun stones can be improved just like a headband/belt
31:11 <Steven> save that there is no restriction(that i can find) to their max improvement
31:16 <Steven> level
31:29 <Mekkis> seeker of secrets says otherwise
32:53 <Brunius> I wish pfsrd would list page references
33:15 <Mekkis> why?
33:26 <Steven> could you tell me where it says there is a maximum ioun stone enhancement allowed?
34:10 <Brunius> So I could use it almost as a search engine
34:22 <Brunius> "Yep, this item is in the core rulebook, page 532"
34:34 <Brunius> Steven: Where does it say that you can upgrade ioun stones?
35:02 <Mekkis> p45
35:49 <Steven> in the seeker of secrets page 43 and 44
35:54 <Mekkis> "This stone grants your a +2 enhancement bonus to Constitution. The enhancement bonuses from multiple onyx rhomboids stack (up to a maximum of +6 enhancement bonus to constitution)
36:17 <Mekkis> where does it say you can upgrade them?
36:19 <Steven> that is not the one of which i am looking at
36:26 <Mekkis> nothing on 43
36:39 <Steven> Advanced Ioun Stones
37:24 <Mekkis> wow... I have a suspicion that, if you asked about it, it would be ruled a "custom magic item"
37:36 <Mekkis> by all means (ab)use it now though.
38:09 <Steven> and of course, now i find a post with mike brock saying advanced ioun stones are not legal for pfs play
39:00 <Steven> oh well.... time to refund some cash and go look for something else to buy
39:32 <Mekkis> don't be too hard on yourself: Brock didn't write it until last Wednesday!
40:56 <Steven> yeah i know... thats why im just going to refund the cash and find something else to buy
41:13 <Mekkis> how about a Rod of Wonder
41:27 <Mekkis> that reminds me Steven 
41:39 <Mekkis> how would you handle a player who abuses a rod of wonder?
41:59 <Mekkis> as in Zap it in the air, until 200000gp of gems come out
42:10 <Steven> tell them no
42:48 <Steven> as they are certainly breaking the 'dont be a jerk' rule
43:08 <Mekkis> what about "Keep zapping that wall until it becomes ethereal"?
44:10 <Steven> sure, give bad guys a chance to percieve the noise every day
44:24 <Steven> with a cumulative bonus everytime something makes noise
44:33 <Mekkis> "Keep zapping until I become diminuative"?
44:54 <Steven> yeah...
46:21 <Steven> but their gear does not shrink with them
47:35 <Steven> because it specifically says YOU shrink
48:26 <Steven> we have a barbarian that carries around tiny sized weapons incase he gets reduced
48:59 <Brunius> ha
50:10 <Mekkis> that's an interesting interpretation
50:21 <Mekkis> what about "Gnomish roulette" with a prisoner?
50:35 <Steven> gnomish roulette?
50:48 <Mekkis> "I point the rod of wonder at you and activate it"
51:22 <Brunius> ha
51:55 <Steven> if its until a negative effect happens... evil act
52:25 <Mekkis> no
52:31 <Mekkis> until they tell me what I want to kow
52:33 <Mekkis> know :S
52:56 <Steven> let em do it, they could fireball the guy
53:10 <Steven> get no information
53:35 <Mekkis> 'twas the will of Desna
54:08 <Steven> course they could also get invisibled
54:28 <Mekkis> or enlarged
54:37 <Steven> and then run the hell away
57:56 <Steven> theres about 15 ways a RoW can work agaisnt a party when using it against a prisoner
59:58 <Mekkis> true
00:10 <Mekkis> 'twas the will of Desna
04:36 <Steven> thinking of buying a rod
04:56 <Mekkis> for your inquisitor?
05:53 <Steven> for my life oracle
06:52 <Mekkis> get a staff
08:48 <Steven> not any good staffs
08:55 <Steven> for my character until really late
13:35 <Steven> its a bummer about the ioun stones because it means i have to choose between 2d6 channel and more channels
14:56 <Steven> if only the phalacary wasnt in the same slot as a headband
16:48 <Brunius-> Stab it
16:59 <Brunius-> Or fire
17:08 <Brunius-> Fire works too
19:25 <Steven> basically 2 more channels, or 2d6
20:41 <Mekkis> use ioun stones for charisma
21:15 <Steven> 24k a pop is too much
22:56 <Steven> suppose i could get a belt of physical perfection
23:15 <Mekkis> !item crook of cild
23:22 <Steven> take my physical stats to 10,12,16
23:24 <diebot> Mekkis, CROOK OF CILDHUREEN [moderate illusion] CL:9 none 16800gp, 4lb
23:24 <diebot> This twisted and gnarled black oak staff draws upon the formless magic of the Shadow Plane to allow use of the following spells: • major image (1 charge) • shadow conjuration (2 charges) • shadow evocation (3 charges) In addition, the staff can further influence shadow conjuration and shadow evocation spells, whether cast from the staff or
23:24 <diebot> the wielder's daily allotment of spells, without increasing the spell's level. By expending extra charges, the wielder can increase the shadowy substance used to form such spells by +10% per charge, up to a maximum of +50%. Using the staff for this purpose does not increase the casting time of these spells. Source: Fellnight Queen
23:40 <Mekkis> what the hell is Fellnight queen?
23:53 <Steven> a module
25:04 <Mekkis> ah
25:17 <Mekkis> it's PFS-sanctioned but the item isn't an Additional Resource
25:39 <Brunius-> !item ring of professional
25:42 <diebot> Brunius-, RING OF PROTECTION +1 [faint abjuration] CL:5 ring 2000gp, 0lb
25:42 <diebot> This ring offers continual magical protection in the form of a deflection bonus of +1 to +5 to AC. Source: Ultimate Equipment
25:54 <Mekkis> !item Holy Staff
25:55 <diebot> Mekkis, HOLY STAFF [moderate evocation] CL:8 none 29600gp, 5lb
25:56 <diebot> This staff is made from polished birch, inlaid with ivory, and topped with a pristine white gemstone. The staff allows use of the following spells:   • Align weapon (good only, 1 charge)   • Detect evil (1 charge)   • Holy smite (2 charges)   • Magic circle against evil (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
26:05 <Mekkis> how about that, Steven?
28:52 <Steven> thats a lackluster staff
31:39 <Mekkis> holy smite 5/scenario?
33:09 <Steven> yeah, never liked holy smite
33:58 <Mekkis> !item Staff of Master
34:02 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF POWER [strong varies] CL:15 none 235000gp, 5lb
34:02 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/staff_of_power.html
34:08 <Mekkis> !item Staff of The Master
34:11 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF THE MASTER [moderate necromancy] CL:8 none 30000gp, 5lb
34:11 <diebot> Often given as gifts to apprentices upon reaching the rank of master, these staves come in eight different varieties, one for each school of magic. This particular staff is for the school of necromancy. Aside from acting as a +1/+1 quarterstaff, this staff allows use of the following spells:  • Ray of enfeeblement (1 charge)  • Spectral hand (1
34:12 <diebot> charge)  • Vampiric touch (2 charges)  In addition, this staff can be used to cast spells using any metamagic feats known by the wielder without increasing the spell's level. This consumes a number of charges equal to the number of spell levels increased by the feat. No more than one feat can be applied to a spell cast by the wielder in this way.
34:12 <diebot> Using the staff for this purpose does not increase the casting time of the spell. Source: Ultimate Equipment
34:35 <Steven> thinking a belt of con+6
34:37 <Steven> for.... 27 more hp
34:46 <Mekkis> so you can cast Heightened to 9th Continual Flame
36:40 <Steven> i would have to take metamagic
37:52 <Steven> healers really dont need metamagic
38:01 <Mekkis> reach
41:16 <Steven> 150gp to do the same thing with a spectral hand scroll that doesnt cost me 30k?  Im not seeing the use of this item.
42:30 <Steven> im thinkin of Suzerain scepter
42:55 <Steven> maybe rod of splendor
43:09 <Steven> but thats a secondary choice to suzerain
51:22 <Steven> think im going to go for an orb of golden heaven, a scepter of heaven and a crown of heaven
54:45 <Steven> 246k for some rather cool items
57:31 <Mekkis> I've always wanted to buy an immovable rod or two
58:35 <Brunius-> Yeah
59:04 <Brunius-> I can't figure out what I'd use them for in pfs, but they're a cool item
59:32 <Mekkis> !item staff of souls
59:34 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF SOULS [moderate varies] CL:8 none 32800gp, 5lb
59:35 <diebot> This ominous staff is made of twisting wood and topped with a small skull. It allows use of the following spells:   • Deathwatch (1 charge)   • Detect undead (1 charge)   • Gentle repose (1 charge)   • Death ward (2 charges)   • Speak with dead (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
Search this day's buffer: