// #melbourne — 2016-03-27
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00:11:00 <abalone> simba 0wned you!
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> freeeeeeeeeeaks
00:22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> werd up nigger
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> werd to ya mother
00:30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> indeed
00:31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> how many easter eggs today?
00:31:00 <MrMark> yawn
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> none
00:33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> by k9
00:33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> +e
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> I ate half of a kinder egg
00:43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> did you swallow the toy?
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> no
00:43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bugger
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> it was too big to swallow
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> it's a maxi egg
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> got a dinosaur out of it
00:44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nice
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure it's meant to be a raptor
01:16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://imgur.com/gallery/MnSkmJr
01:17:00 <doctor> Ha!
01:21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> if i gay wedding becomes legal in this world than there will be no more war
01:21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> *the
01:25:00 <Serenity> wake up you fat jerks
01:26:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im going bed soon
01:26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> gay wedding is legal
01:26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> your problem is nobody loves you beeeehhh
01:27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im famous among the ladyboys
01:27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> they reckons im man enough for them
01:27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> your head is like a baby that was pulled out and re-inserted from it's mothers birth canal a few too many times
01:27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> gay wedding isnt legal
01:28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i came with a twin brother
01:28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://chaturbate.com/trans-cams/
01:31:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510188/Ian-Thorpe-s-boyfriend-Ryan-Channing-opposes-Australia-s-planned-vote-gay-marriage-potential-anti-gay-backlash-reveals-wants-puppies-family-modelling-career.html
01:31:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i used to bumped into thorpy at aquatic centre at albert park
01:32:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> he seems very nice n polite
01:32:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> didnt know he was like me
01:32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://imgur.com/gallery/A08gP
01:32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> s/reddit/irc
01:33:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i had my pager within my weist
01:34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i wish you had a halberd within your chest cavity
01:34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i was born less than 3pounds
01:34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> 2.75
01:34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> or less
01:35:00 <Student> why were you born at all?
01:35:00 <British^Meat> why arent you banned at all Philosopher{[x]}?
01:36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> why is the sky blue
01:36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> anyone here excited for the warcraft movie
01:36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am
01:37:00 <Serenity> why was babby borned
01:39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> how was babby formed?
01:39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and has anyone decided to go as far?
01:39:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> we are child of the aliens
01:40:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> we cannot and shoudnot be alone under this beautiful sun
01:41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> technically we aren't under the sun
01:41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> we're actually constantly spinning aruond it, and from side to side
01:42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> our position relative to the sun always changes
01:42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> more over our sun isnt strong enough like nearby stars
01:42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> therefore technically noone cannot owns the land
01:43:00 <Serenity> you need to lay off the glassy beehhh
01:45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> sezz i heard you gave up grog for the mull
01:45:00 <Serenity> Yeah that definitely happened
01:46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i need to get out from dhaka, its a hell same like Student's town
01:46:00 <Clarkson> no sex in batman movies
01:46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i tot batman wud kiss superman
01:49:00 <Maurice> I thought you'd be dead by now, I guess we're both disappointed
01:53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://i.imgur.com/2GLAa3E.png?1
04:22:00 <norry> Serenity just get that 5 step program?
05:46:00 <shok> Hi everyone
06:08:00 <shok> anyone around?
06:08:00 <DragonMaster> only just
06:09:00 <shok> cool, it is working!
06:10:00 <DragonMaster> whats working?
06:10:00 <DragonMaster> i can see what u typed if thats what u mean
06:10:00 <shok> I've been trying to connect for about an hour. Work firewall was the problem
06:11:00 <shok> I'm at work. Why r u up so early/late?
06:13:00 <DragonMaster> just can't sleep
06:13:00 <shok> ah ok. I'm trying to not fall asleep under the desk
06:14:00 <DragonMaster> the good old office job :P
06:14:00 <shok> yeah, dispatching towies
06:15:00 <DragonMaster> oh yer not bad
06:15:00 <shok> it gets pretty hairy - hence always looking to escape
06:17:00 <DragonMaster> ok
06:22:00 <shok> lot's of hoon tows tonight
06:22:00 <DragonMaster> tonight?
06:22:00 <shok> overnight from 9 last night
06:23:00 <DragonMaster> oh ok
06:23:00 <shok> cops have been blitzing over the easter break
06:23:00 <DragonMaster> was gonna say its 6:22am here where i am
06:23:00 <shok> haha, I'm in abbotsford, same time
06:25:00 <DragonMaster> ah ok
06:25:00 <DragonMaster> did u do a whole night shift yer
06:25:00 <shok> yep - waiting for 7am to flee the place!
06:25:00 <DragonMaster> not long to go :P
06:26:00 <shok> yeah - can't go quick enough!
06:26:00 <DragonMaster> true that
06:26:00 <shok> :)
06:27:00 <DragonMaster> i used to hate waiting that extra hour or so
06:27:00 <DragonMaster> everything seems to go slower when your tired and over work
06:28:00 <shok> my replacement just arrived
06:28:00 <shok> woohoo
06:30:00 <shok> ok I'm off for now. Try and get back on later tonight.
06:30:00 <shok> thanks for the brief chat
06:33:00 <DragonMaster> no worries
06:33:00 <DragonMaster> take care
06:35:00 <shok> you too
11:56:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
13:35:00 <zaim> http://www42.zippyshare.com/v/W2q14W7o/file.html
16:40:00 <TheRon> are we having fun yet?>
16:42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> no shemales no fun
16:42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> no cocks no talks
16:42:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Rooster_J2.jpg?
16:42:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Rooster_J2.jpg
16:43:00 <TheRon> it's a fine looking cock
16:44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> now i found my true love
17:08:00 <Picard> fat chics need lovin too
17:08:00 <TheRon> tell me about it
17:08:00 <TheRon> it's all i used to find at 3 am
17:08:00 <Picard> lol
17:08:00 <Picard> lucky for faux
17:13:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> fat ladyboys are the new craze
17:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
17:15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn
17:23:00 <TheRon> yarn spelt wrong
17:37:00 <TheRon> hot chilli woman make it hot for me
17:40:00 <TheRon> essendon, oh dear!
18:06:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
18:07:00 <TheRon> breasts
18:07:00 <Hanks> Sperm splashed chin
18:07:00 <robot[bbs]> full errect phalluses
18:10:00 <TheRon> erect nipples
18:10:00 <Hanks> Some girls will some girls wont
18:11:00 <TheRon> bit racey
18:11:00 <Hanks> Interacial bang bus
18:14:00 <Hanks> Anyone go to a easter hat parade
18:14:00 <TheRon> no lies no lies, do it again
18:15:00 <TheRon> i went to a stupid hat day, couldn't get in the spirit
18:16:00 <Hanks> I got kicked out
18:17:00 <Hanks> This woman said i was watching her so i was told to leave
18:18:00 <Hanks> Was looking at her hat
18:18:00 <TheRon> big norgs?
18:19:00 <Hanks> Said i was giving her the creeps. She called it leering
18:20:00 <TheRon> we've done that at some stage
18:20:00 <Hanks> Not welcome back again next year they said
18:21:00 <TheRon> damn
18:21:00 <TheRon> you didn't even sexually harass the woman
18:21:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f42e81bddbc
18:21:00 <Picard> for u TheRon
18:21:00 <Hanks> Do i realy look hungry
18:22:00 <TheRon> brings back memories
18:23:00 <Hanks> I just want a gf
18:24:00 <TheRon> my whore great, pretends to be my gf
18:24:00 <Clarkson> in my penis
18:24:00 <Hanks> Thought the hat parade would have been a good place to look. I knew i should have taken a hat
18:25:00 <TheRon> "stupid and tall, just they i like them!"
18:25:00 <TheRon> way
18:25:00 <Hanks> I gave this chick money and she ran off
18:26:00 <TheRon> i've had that happen
18:26:00 <Hanks> Said she would give me a blowjob so i give her the 500 that she asked for
18:27:00 <Hanks> And she runs off and then eggs me later
18:28:00 <Hanks> I just want to feast on some flesh
18:31:00 <Hanks> This hot girl made an L with her fingers on her forehead and this dude says it means love
18:32:00 <TheRon> us forces give the nod, it's a sad fact for our country
18:32:00 <Hanks> I try and talk to her and she freaks
18:33:00 <Hanks> Why look at me with a love sign and then totaly freak out
18:35:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
18:35:00 <TheRon> bombers getting it handed to them
18:35:00 <TheRiddler> A kid had high 5d me at work today
18:35:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
18:35:00 <Hanks> Woman are so cruel to me. I was on the bus.and i went to sit next to this hot 20 something chick. She puts her jacket next to her and says sit somewhere else
18:36:00 <TheRiddler> Yes I'm listening on mmm
18:36:00 <TheRon> nth will win so will swans
18:37:00 <TheRiddler> I don't remember what I tipped
18:37:00 <Hanks> Sport takes away from god
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> Oops forgot to tip nrl
18:38:00 <TheRon> go storm
18:38:00 <Hanks> Go Jesus
18:38:00 <TheRon> he died
18:39:00 <Hanks> He rose
18:39:00 <Hanks> He has risen
18:39:00 <TheRon> and played for the socceroos
18:39:00 <Hanks> I need a bong
18:40:00 <Picard> Hanks maybe u are just an ugly cunt women dont like
18:41:00 <Hanks> Mum says i am nice looking
18:41:00 <Picard> she has to
18:41:00 <Hanks> What about uncle Frank
18:42:00 <Hanks> Does he have too
18:42:00 <TheRon> frank spencer?
18:42:00 <Hanks> No uncle Frank
18:42:00 <Hanks> He says i am beautifull
18:43:00 <TheRon> come said the boy
18:44:00 <Hanks> Picard is mean
18:48:00 <TheRiddler> Picard is a angry potato
18:48:00 <amsy> an*
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> Hai amsy
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> Congratz on the dees
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
18:50:00 <amsy> did they win?
18:50:00 <TheRiddler> Yeh
18:50:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> 2pts over gws
18:52:00 <TheRiddler> Brb
18:52:00 <amsy> are gws any good?
18:52:00 <amsy> no
18:52:00 <amsy> answer questuon first
18:52:00 <TheRon> middle of the road
18:52:00 <amsy> oh
18:52:00 <TheRon> like everton in the epl
18:52:00 <amsy> well then i guess thats progresa
18:53:00 <amsy> s
18:53:00 <TheRiddler> Meant to be looking to finals
18:53:00 <amsy> djdjjsjdne cant type
18:53:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
18:53:00 <TheRon> well said
19:03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWEHOHyT4lw
19:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Things of Stone and Wood Wildflowers Music Video Views: 934 Uploader: Mr Bucket Uploaded: Mar 4, 2015 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 5.00
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> Did nth change their song?
19:21:00 <Hanks> Sex bomb sex bomb
19:48:00 <myimmortal> lol clown dsp
19:48:00 <Cl0wn> myimmortal: Whaaa?
19:48:00 <Cl0wn> I cannot believe this place is STILL around.
19:49:00 <Cl0wn> Longie: :>
19:49:00 <myimmortal> lolol never say die
19:49:00 <myimmortal> roberto the prophet here
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol pies
20:36:00 <Picard> score fat boy?
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> you're the fat 1
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> hai Lish
20:41:00 <Lish> Hey
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> are you really 28 f melb :p
20:41:00 <Lish> No
20:44:00 <Serenity> FALSE ADVERTISING
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> they opened a sushi shop in town here
20:45:00 <Serenity> oh yum
20:45:00 <Lish> I aged and that thing didn't age with me
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> it's called Iishusi
20:45:00 <Serenity> have you trie dit
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> *Iisushi
20:45:00 <Serenity> tried it
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> yes
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a grilled box
20:46:00 <Serenity> yum
20:46:00 <zaim> been a while
20:46:00 <TheRiddler> not sure what was in it
20:46:00 <Serenity> since
20:47:00 <zaim> last time
20:49:00 <Serenity> k
20:49:00 <zaim> k.
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> I think they grill salmon on top of the sushi
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> think it was california sushi
20:51:00 <Serenity> california is that one with the fake crb meat
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
20:51:00 <Serenity> crab
20:52:00 <Serenity> i like almost all the kinds not a huge fan of smoked salmon tho
20:54:00 <Picard> sushi is shit
20:55:00 <Lish> I'm hungry
20:55:00 <Picard> for cock?
20:55:00 <Lish> Nah
20:55:00 <Lish> Oh it's you
20:55:00 <Lish> Haha
20:55:00 <Lish> What's cracking pictard?
20:55:00 <Picard> line up guy, Lish will suck us all
20:55:00 <Lish> You wish
20:57:00 <Picard> every day of my life
20:58:00 <Lish> Haha
20:58:00 <Picard> i bet u deepthroat
20:58:00 <Lish> Nah
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> ban picard
20:59:00 <Picard> go polish that huge head will u
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> you cant say sushi is shit here
20:59:00 <Lish> Hahaha
20:59:00 <Lish> It is shit
20:59:00 <Clarkson> Doodle she wont get her tits out ofr the boys :(
20:59:00 <Picard> fucking gross
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> you're the 1 that is bald
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> and have a huge head
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> why do you think I like remotely like you
21:00:00 <Picard> your head makes bowling balls look small
21:00:00 <Picard> english please?
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> Look
21:01:00 <Serenity> sushi is most definitely not shit
21:04:00 <Picard> it is
21:05:00 <Picard> collingwood look a class lot this year lol
21:11:00 <faux> wtf Picard do you own a mirror lol
21:11:00 <faux> like full on projecting
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> the mirror breaks faux
21:13:00 <Picard> his head is fucking huge
21:13:00 <Clarkson> i'll suck a tranny cock with my gf
21:13:00 <Picard> like a watermelon
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> or he bought it from a carnivale
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> see the human potato
21:16:00 <TheRiddler> or the spider baby
21:16:00 <mzyoyo> lol
21:16:00 <TheRiddler> it's a spider with the head of a spider and the body of a spider
21:17:00 <mzyoyo> you know it's a baby because it's in a pram
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> it's in a pram
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> it's funny seeing that he wasn't dreaming it
21:18:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
21:19:00 <mzyoyo> these are small and these are far away
21:19:00 <mzyoyo> such a good show
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> lhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AB7IDw3PNI
21:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Father Ted | Spider-baby | Channel 4 Views: 305,791 Uploader: Channel 4 Uploaded: Aug 19, 2008 Duration: 2m7s Rating: 4.92
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AB7IDw3PNI
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:22:00 <mzyoyo> lol the horse riding
21:22:00 <mzyoyo> - terrible
21:22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:32:00 <doctor> for TheRiddler http://i.imgur.com/P6wJa.gif
21:34:00 <couleurs> That's Gotta Hert !
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> that's old
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:48:00 <Student> Greetings
22:19:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp on your screen
22:22:00 <Hanks> Bing bang bong
22:26:00 <Hanks> Any hot chix
22:27:00 <Student> poultry farm
22:27:00 <Hanks> Free range
22:27:00 <Hanks> Give me land lots of land
22:29:00 <Hanks> Life is a meat market a selection process lol
22:29:00 <Student> and you have been rejected?
22:29:00 <Hanks> Yes
22:30:00 <Hanks> All the tiime
22:31:00 <Student> sorry to hear that
22:32:00 <Hanks> Do they realy need to throw fruit at me. Picard said women are cruel to me since i am an ugly C
22:33:00 <Hanks> Like i am meat
22:33:00 <Student> and you think there is no way out of your situation?
22:34:00 <Hanks> Maybe plastic surgery
22:35:00 <Hanks> To fix my face
22:35:00 <Student> very well
22:35:00 <Student> i would not recomend that
22:36:00 <Hanks> One chick made an L on her forhead with her fingers
22:37:00 <Hanks> Mate said it means love but the chick was mean to me
22:38:00 <Hanks> Middle finger goes up. Mixed signals
22:38:00 <Student> :)
22:39:00 <Hanks> Heard the latest?
22:39:00 <Student> what?
22:39:00 <Hanks> Got kicked out of the easter hat parade
22:39:00 <Student> cool
22:40:00 <Hanks> Didnt have an easter hat and some woman said i was leering. I was looking at her hat
22:40:00 <Student> strange thought
22:40:00 <Hanks> They have it in for me
22:42:00 <Hanks> They are racist
22:42:00 <Student> and what race are you?
22:42:00 <Hanks> Human
22:42:00 <slower> how old are you
22:42:00 <Hanks> Like it matters
22:42:00 <slower> yep it does
22:43:00 <Hanks> 28
22:43:00 <Hanks> They all hate
22:43:00 <slower> ever thought it could be you Attitude
22:44:00 <Hanks> No never
22:44:00 <slower> stop blaming evereybody else
22:44:00 <Hanks> But they egg me
22:45:00 <slower> self pity can be so annoying
22:45:00 <Hanks> I sit down on a seat next to this chick at the mall and she looks over at me right
22:46:00 <Hanks> I smile at her and she glares at me and gets up and moves seats
22:46:00 <Student> ha ha
22:46:00 <Student> what is wrong with you?
22:47:00 <Hanks> Get on a bus and go to sit down next to chcik and she says no and puts her jacket there
22:47:00 <Student> why don't you understand yourself? and try to mingle with people who can understand you
22:47:00 <Hanks> Am i realy an ugly man
22:48:00 <Student> one should understand themselves first
22:48:00 <Student> that could be the first step to solve the issue
22:48:00 <Student> ignorance would not do good
22:48:00 <Hanks> I think it is my face
22:49:00 <Student> i am not sure
22:49:00 <Student> you might want to have an opinion from serious friend
22:49:00 <Hanks> Never fart or anything
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> eating some sort of curry
22:51:00 <Hanks> People are racist and hate india
22:51:00 <Hanks> And curry
22:51:00 <slower> there is your answer, "you never fart" so you have turned into a huge baloon, ready to explode any minute, which is what makes people afraid of you
22:52:00 <Hanks> I fart
22:52:00 <Clarkson> you are shit all your hidden behind fake shit
22:52:00 <Hanks> Not near chix
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYf0xl0RwbA
23:21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Most Viewed Sketches (Part 2) | Key & Peele Views: 104,299 Uploader: Comedy Central UK Uploaded: Apr 20, 2015 Duration: 5m16s Rating: 4.89
23:33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> there is no god
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