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00:00 <Serenity> why am I  so fucking cold all the time
00:00 <Clarkson> its allright, your wife is fucking your dealer
01:00 <Serenity> I  think im dying
01:00 <couleurs> grow some chest hair
01:00 <couleurs> probrem solvesed
01:00 <partay> Serenity poor circulation
01:00 <partay> start masturbating furiously
02:00 <Serenity> i dont have  poor circulation 
02:00 <partay> it wont help 
02:00 <partay> but i just like typing it 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> because youre missing your blubber layer
02:00 <Serenity> well i want it back
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:00 <partay> i can give you half a bar
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can havemine
03:00 <Serenity> haha
03:00 <Serenity> seriously  frozen to death almost every  night
03:00 <Serenity> its not even that cold
03:00 <dematerialised> im loving the cool change, im like a radiator
03:00 <dematerialised> you could power a small village with my thermal radiation
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too dem
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> i used to be
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can get heat packs and just carry them around in your jumper
04:00 <dematerialised> haha
04:00 <dematerialised> just stuff like four cats in there
04:00 <dematerialised> problem solved
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> or tape em to your body like a terroist 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> terrorist
05:00 <Serenity> i took a hilarious  pic of me in my hoodie the other day  kate
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol with 800 blankets?
05:00 <Serenity> i lifted it out to where  it used  to sit
05:00 <Serenity> and you could fit another person in it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> #skinnyminni
06:00 <Serenity> not quite lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please :P
06:00 <partay> Serenity im a qualified in the art of reke. Send me a pic of your boobs and Ill warm them up 
06:00 <Clarkson> ooomp ya not an lesbian are we
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ partay
06:00 <Serenity> no ty
07:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/iWWvVXF.jpg
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> thankyou for lolling
08:00 <Maurice> Reke?
09:00 <dematerialised> spiritual massage
09:00 <Maurice> Reiki?
09:00 <dematerialised> ^
09:00 <dematerialised> i had a friend who used to do it
09:00 <Serenity> lolll
10:00 <amsy> The art of Shrimp
10:00 <Maurice> I just had a shower, I'm still toastie
10:00 <faux> unagi
10:00 <dematerialised> umami
10:00 <Maurice> Good old Ross
10:00 <faux> ualmondicky
10:00 <faux> lol im hilarious
10:00 <amsy> lmao
10:00 <dematerialised> i dont understand the almond dick reference
10:00 <Clarkson> the only time a pig is on another pigs back is to have sex
10:00 <dematerialised> google returns nothin
11:00 <faux> does it
11:00 <dematerialised> the only thing i can find is an urban dictionary reference saying its a game where you bounce almonds off a dick
11:00 <Clarkson> try the dildo LTZRDE
11:00 <Serenity> lol steve :(
12:00 <erlich> Reiki is pretty hilarious when you see people do it in person
13:00 <Serenity> ppl are insane
13:00 <erlich> of all places i saw it being demonstrated in a public hospital
13:00 <dematerialised> ive never seen it
13:00 <dematerialised> i cna only imagine it looks hilarious
14:00 <erlich> men would never do it, as it means there is no excuse to teach boobies and butts and other sexy parts
14:00 <Clarkson> spam piets addy again cunt
14:00 <erlich> ive only seen women doing it
15:00 <erlich> but i suppose it is less harmful than colloidal silver 
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <dematerialised> reiki gave me autism
15:00 <erlich> i shoudl ahve asked them questions like how long it takes them to warm up and if the "energy" or whatever goes down when they get tired
16:00 <erlich> like do they need to recharge by feeling atlantean crystals
16:00 <dematerialised> actually i have a serious theory that spiritual people are actually autistic
16:00 <Serenity> i knee a dude who was into silver
16:00 <dematerialised> like, the behaviour just carries on from teenhood
16:00 <Serenity> his skin was grey
16:00 <erlich> i had a few theories about autism last night
16:00 <erlich> when i watched the minecon awkward questions compilation
16:00 <erlich> good watch yo
16:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
17:00 <erlich> i did slip into psychosis for about 15 mins today, so i shoudlnt really talk
18:00 <erlich> but yeah even the guy who did the study linking autism to vaccinations even admitted it was poorly done
18:00 <erlich> yet people still believe in it
18:00 <spartan_> 12LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up 12,7LeT Me GiVe Ya 
18:00 <erlich> but that's people for you
18:00 <dematerialised> he was found out he was a fraud a long time ago
18:00 <erlich> yes
18:00 <dematerialised> im not sure i understand what that spam was all about
18:00 <Maurice> That burnt my eyeballs
18:00 <dematerialised> must be an insider joke
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
21:00 <erlich> a conspiracy theory i had some time ago was that Bill Gates was trying to push immunisation around the third world to spread autism, so they'd all be like him
21:00 <erlich> but that wasnt something i held for a long-time
21:00 <dematerialised> the world would be a better place if that were true
21:00 <erlich> so he was the antichrist and all the autistic kids had the mark of the beast
21:00 <dematerialised> spekaing of antichrist, i watched that last night
22:00 <erlich> the Dafoe one?
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:00 <dematerialised> 1) i could have done without seeing his dick
22:00 <Clarkson> ooomp sucks homeless penis
22:00 <erlich> lol
22:00 <dematerialised> 2) please dont put those scissors anywhere nere there
22:00 <dematerialised> thanks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
22:00 <couleurs> LeT Me GiVe Ya A BlOddY ReV Up LeT Me GiVe Ya 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum revs it up
23:00 <erlich> let me pull out a random movie from TheRiddler's collection
23:00 <erlich> oh
23:00 <erlich> I Spit On Your Grave
23:00 <erlich> seen that?
23:00 <dematerialised> nope
23:00 <erlich> i think it is banned here 
23:00 <couleurs> yes
23:00 <dematerialised> interesting
23:00 <couleurs> watch the original, it's better
23:00 <couleurs> as always
23:00 <couleurs> the remake sux
23:00 <erlich> couleurs: u are too young for this! i wonder what horrors you see when you watch soccer on SBS and forget to turn it off
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <couleurs> UR NOT MY REEL DAD
24:00 <erlich> THE STRUGGLE IS REEL BEING UR STEP DAD
24:00 <couleurs> caps!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <erlich> bad boys bad boys watchya gonna do 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> farts
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the answer is cake
31:00 <dematerialised> it very well could be
31:00 <faux> har du kjøttballer i mannemusa
31:00 <dematerialised> so is your mother
32:00 <Serenity> i want 
32:00 <Serenity> 33 skittles
32:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bueFTrwHFEs
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - Check Yo Self Views: 11,826,814 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 26, 2009 Duration: 5m29s Rating: 4.92
32:00 <dematerialised> exactly 33?
32:00 <dematerialised> does it matter what colour?
34:00 <dematerialised> disse musen baller er din beste venn
34:00 <dematerialised> also that is the most english phrase i have ever seen
34:00 <dematerialised> almost germanic
34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the fuck, speak hindi can
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
35:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8GgunjEJA8
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It (Official Video) Views: 1,250,550 Uploader: SouthCentralChannel Uploaded: Sep 5, 2015 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.90
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> too lame to click
35:00 <dematerialised> fuck off Ice Cube is lord
38:00 <erlich> everything is about cakes. that's why gays want gay wedding cakes. they never asked for gay themed medicine, cars, computers or mobile plans. it's all about the cake. it's a divisive issue, who gets cake and who doesnt
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <amsy> erlich spiser morkake
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep. it’s all about the cake
38:00 <faux> loooll
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did it all for the cake
38:00 <faux> kate woukd you eat morkake
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is morkake
39:00 <faux> "fuck yeah id totes eat more cake" *rolls eyes*
39:00 <dematerialised> more cake clearl
39:00 <dematerialised> y
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
39:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.newzealanddairybd.com/anchor.php
39:00 <amsy> lolllll
40:00 <dematerialised> deez nutz
40:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i figured it out i need a rubberband around it only
40:00 <amsy> kate, morkake is the norwegian word for placenta
40:00 <erlich> are you saving money by buying rubber bands instead of a cockring?
40:00 <dematerialised> NZ isn't going to take you in beeehhhh
40:00 <dematerialised> you're on a blacklist
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh…. 
41:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im drinking japanese yumi tea with dried strawberry
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, i’d eat several
41:00 <amsy> directly translated its "mothers cake"
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and probably ask for more
41:00 <amsy> hilarious and digusting
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
41:00 <erlich> lmao
41:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yass is a hole
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> why even assoicate placenta with cake
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> WRONG!
41:00 <erlich> i wont forget that word ever
41:00 <amsy> haha good
41:00 <faux> har du bart is teh first norwegian thing i learnt
41:00 <amsy> hahaha
41:00 <faux> and then amsy sent me melkebarts
42:00 <faux> and my life was complete
42:00 <amsy> heheee
42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> amsy come england for a drink buddy
42:00 <faux> ily
42:00 <amsy> ily2
42:00 <faux>  they were delish 
42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> eel is good in my
42:00 <amsy> agreed, havent had them in ages :(
42:00 <faux> UNAGI
42:00 <erlich> New Zealand is releasing their new flag
42:00 <faux> i like the little cut out moustaches 
42:00 <erlich> pic of beeehhh with red circle and line, lolz joke bro
42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> go the kiwi
42:00 <amsy> haha
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <faux> rhe pic i took of the stuff u sent me came up in fb mems
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i dont get it, please explain can
43:00 <faux> i think i sent it to u
43:00 <faux> please explain can
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i'd never ask for anything
44:00 <erlich> he didnt even ask for a burger for xmas
44:00 <erlich> romeo got greedy
44:00 <amsy> yeah was a while ago wasnt it?
44:00 <faux> maybe 3 years
44:00 <faux> i think
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> romeo went to a gaybar n met some cool folks, thats the story of mine
44:00 <faux>  i literally just punched myself in the face
44:00 <dematerialised> did you make your nose bleed
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> amsy were collecting money in a jar with kk
44:00 <faux> no
45:00 <dematerialised> oh good
45:00 <amsy> bb
45:00 <amsy> omg
45:00 <amsy> OMG
45:00 <faux> hi
45:00 <erlich> is thhis when you realise u n fawks r da same person
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <faux> gfy xm
45:00 <amsy> will say in telegran tbh
45:00 <amsy> m
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the creampie has to be halal
45:00 <faux> telegran
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> in my town everyone drink swerege water
46:00 <dematerialised> oh good, shouldn't be long till you die of dissin terry then
46:00 <erlich> how do you manage to have stable internet there, beehhh
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> last two months felt like 20 years gone
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> miri was heaven for me in sarawak borneo
46:00 <erlich> i imagine you in a netcafe now, and outside is 1 million power lines placed randomly on a pole
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.mamamia.com.au/blackout-tattoos/ mmkay
47:00 <erlich> are*
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> luckily all of my siblings managed their citizenships in oz
47:00 <dematerialised> haha blackout tattoos
47:00 <dematerialised> for when you really really hate yourself
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> tell me more about the remaining relative, can
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> kk i heard your a single mom looking for an extra relationship
49:00 <erlich> they could have saved money by getting ink toner and shaking it all over themself at the start of each day
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/this-pregnant-pole-dancers-pole-routine-is-the-most-bad-ass#.jbEDDzEEL
49:00 <dematerialised> dont be mean beehhh, it doesn't become you
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…. im getting into preggo pole dancing
49:00 <dematerialised> your baby will be born upside down
49:00 <dematerialised> if you do that
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> before i was not ghay we were still irc mates, right can
49:00 <erlich> when is your baby due, katatonic_kate01 
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> can i video your delivery 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> in bout 4 months
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i never see a baby came out
50:00 <erlich> august?
50:00 <erlich> that is when that majestic girl has hers
50:00 <erlich> #melb sync baby births
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hope its a boy kk
50:00 <erlich> you have to pop it out first to steal her thunder
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> who?
51:00 <erlich> she didnt stay on for long, majestic^angel
51:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> mini me
51:00 <dematerialised> majestic_angel
51:00 <Serenity> oh isnt your baby fake?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno who dat is
51:00 <dematerialised> some rando
51:00 <dematerialised> not entirely convinced its not just another troll
51:00 <erlich> it's not
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah! I forgot…. no even preggo SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
52:00 <amsy> lmao @ can i video your delivery
52:00 <Serenity> loll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
52:00 <erlich> lmao who asked taht
52:00 <erlich> LMAO
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> norell & I want to adopt kid but instead we pet kittens
52:00 <dematerialised> didnt norell die?
52:00 <erlich> such a beeehhh thing to say
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the delivery will be quick c-section
52:00 <amsy> lol one day ill reveal that i never actually lived in Norway
52:00 <erlich> lolllll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ amsy
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> just tassie?
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> tokendering bite the ear of his mate, was on ABC news live
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s cold there, right
52:00 <dematerialised> im actually not anything i've ever said or eluded to
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they prob eat bog in tassie
53:00 <amsy> yeah spent years in mums basement leaening norwegian and stuff
53:00 <erlich> for all we know amsy doesnt even have a cat
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> shud i buy aussie milk or kiwi milk?
53:00 <amsy> learning*
53:00 <erlich> all lies
53:00 <dematerialised> im a riddle wrapped inside a mystery inside an enigma
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> dedicated !
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> anchor or marks
53:00 <amsy> haha
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> amsy drinks dano
53:00 <amsy> whats dano
54:00 <erlich> drano?
54:00 <Serenity> Wait  did he ask to see your delivery 
54:00 <amsy> video it even
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
54:00 <dematerialised> im really just a mid 40s overweight housewife collecting centrelink using fraudulent birth certificates for children ive never had
54:00 <dematerialised> i live in taralgon victoria
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.facebook.com/DanoMilkNg/
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you just happen to be a man on irc
54:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit cover story, would believe it here
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> dematerialised piss of can, leave her alone can
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh btw i;m a man too
55:00 <erlich> i dont understand centrelink. if a father doesnt work does he still get the same benefits a single mum would?
55:00 <amsy> traralgon**
55:00 <dematerialised> piss of can, leave her alone can
55:00 <Serenity> we all are
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
55:00 <dematerialised> thanks amsy :)
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but y dick is bigger than yours serenity 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> my
55:00 <Maurice> I never tried hiding my dick, it's out there for everyone to see
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> will the embassy reject me again, but going back to borneo always been a thrill
55:00 <Serenity> prob :*
55:00 <Serenity> :(
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my love my queen
55:00 <dematerialised> quiet beehhh piss of can
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix maurice!
56:00 <dematerialised> Maurice's dick is impressive
56:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> norell the tranny
56:00 <dematerialised> better than mine
56:00 <erlich> Norell do you have all the pics of Norell from when she was still a boy
56:00 <erlich> so i can make a GIF of them 
56:00 <Maurice> I can't take a pic, I need 3 just to fit the whole thing in
56:00 <erlich> like astroboy flying
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
56:00 <Maurice> Wasn't Norell pregnant last night
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> transgender arent male get that can
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
56:00 <amsy> with kittens
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> beehhh can u lah dork kek
57:00 <dematerialised> stupid malay
57:00 <dematerialised> pinyo
57:00 <Maurice> Is this Norell https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4130/5011208301_3f47f08e08_b.jpg
57:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> there are planty of orphans and homeless kids in this planet, we dont need on our own
58:00 <erlich> in this planet?
58:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> unless kk donate me one
58:00 <erlich> pretty hot in the core mate
58:00 <erlich> someone get them aircon
58:00 <erlich> ill start a gofundme
58:00 <dematerialised> the ultimate saunafest
59:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> after the doomsday there will be rats remaining on this planet next
59:00 <erlich> do you reckon if we told people behhh was never immunised that it would stop the anti-vaxxer movement in its tracks
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <erlich> lmao what movie is that from Philosopher{[x]} 
59:00 <amsy> yessssss new ru paul
59:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the word double whammy exist
00:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> from science and my knowledge
00:00 <faux> lool
00:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> amsy what've you cooked for me tonight love
00:00 <faux> lolllllll
00:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> them old sheilas at servo keep calling me love n darling
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> wtf lol
01:00 <erlich> lmao
01:00 <dematerialised> you must be a handsome boy then beehhh
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> true before i got deported 
02:00 <dematerialised> terrible memories that deportation
02:00 <faux> lmaooo
02:00 <faux> bless him
02:00 <faux> there are planty of orphans
02:00 <erlich> a distant relative of pakalu
02:00 <faux> lolll
03:00 <erlich> maybe ill use my new twitter for this, and just tweak all his comments a lil
03:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <amsy> lol first post
09:00 <amsy> can i video you delivery?
09:00 <amsy> your*
09:00 <erlich> @PregnantAus Hi all lady. I video birth in 1080p for your pleasure. If blood you trauma in eyes, I can make black white effect. I look forward do business. Mirza
10:00 <Maurice> Lol
10:00 <dematerialised> <beehhh> whats so good about pussy anyways? <beehhh> last i had costs me a deportation
11:00 <erlich> Other day I saw orangutan wash clothes on shore. So I copy. #LearnNewThingEveryday #ComeToBorneoForExcite @BorneoTourism
12:00 <dematerialised> lol
13:00 <erlich> I have long distance relationship problem with girl call amsy. Problem that she not know I boyfriend yet @amsycat #developingworldproblems
14:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/TYKvGZ0.gif
15:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> DOODLE!!!!
17:00 <faux> lmao @amsycat
20:00 <amsy> lol
24:00 <Trevor> nesquik & chill
25:00 <Serenity>  chocolate  quik
25:00 <Serenity> yasss
25:00 <Trevor> ok take off ur bra
25:00 <Serenity> scuse me
25:00 <Trevor> nesquik & chill
25:00 <Trevor> all the kids r doing it
25:00 <amsy> milo or gfy
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> milo :|
26:00 <dematerialised> milo ftmfw
26:00 <dematerialised> i make mochas with it
26:00 <dematerialised> in yuuuuuuuuuge mugs
26:00 <amsy> i make milos with it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
26:00 <amsy> also in huge mugs
26:00 <erlich> morkake or GTFO of ya mum's wom,b
26:00 <dematerialised> if i could just make it inside the milo tin
26:00 <dematerialised> i would
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jarrah
26:00 <amsy> lolll
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
27:00 <Trevor> urgh my feet smell like kates house
28:00 <dematerialised> you dont have any feet
28:00 <faux> looollllll
28:00 <Trevor> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
29:00 <Serenity> now i want milo
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
29:00 <amsy> wow theyre getting keen with ru pauls butt padding
30:00 <faux> i want sleep
30:00 <Serenity> with like 7 tablespoons of milo to 100ml of milk
30:00 <Serenity> hjjnnnahagha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and after you’ve done that you can send me dick pics
30:00 <faux> nini :*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
30:00 <Serenity> nini
30:00 <faux> nini bb lylallpd
30:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
31:00 <Serenity> amsy is a lillypad
31:00 <faux> nini bfam huoibui
32:00 <amsy> ninibblym
32:00 <amsy> haha
32:00 <amsy> lillypads
32:00 <erlich> nini faux. hug u on irc, do burnouts on ur street irl
33:00 <Trevor> i feel like ive been drugged
33:00 <Trevor> prob the wife trying to kill me
33:00 <erlich> look for the thick black sig tomorrow of 'XM'
33:00 <erlich> dats me
33:00 <erlich> it's my art
33:00 <erlich> and i want you to sit there on a chair makign sure no one removes it
33:00 <erlich> for at least a month
33:00 <erlich> if imean anything 2 u
34:00 <Serenity> um
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah you lost me too xm
34:00 <dematerialised> sorry man
34:00 <dematerialised> oh right
34:00 <dematerialised> no i got it now
34:00 <dematerialised> phew
34:00 <erlich> she complains about some burnout guy all the time when she tries to sleep
34:00 <faux> dw i get it
34:00 <Trevor> xm, these guys just dont appreciate art
36:00 <Serenity> so  tastey
36:00 <Serenity> so good
37:00 <amsy> http://m.imgur.com/qV1kwee why does it look like square chocolate in egg shaped candy
37:00 <dematerialised> isnt that what it is?
37:00 <amsy> no
37:00 <amsy> its competely chocolate filled
37:00 <dematerialised> ohhhh right
37:00 <amsy> it looks so weird
38:00 <dematerialised> tis a bit
38:00 <dematerialised> wouldnt you just have a pic of one cut in half
38:00 <dematerialised> or something
38:00 <amsy> like theyve just shoved a square bit in or something
38:00 <Trevor> bbl
38:00 <Trevor> its saul goodman
39:00 <dematerialised> is it like a smarties coating on that amsy?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i wanna go glamping!
40:00 <amsy> ye
40:00 <dematerialised> you filthy animal
41:00 <Serenity> i need to go camping
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
41:00 <dematerialised> i dunno what glamping is but it sounds filthy
42:00 <amsy> i just want to go somewhere
42:00 <amsy> other than norway
43:00 <amsy> although ive chosen to stay in norway for summer hols lol :/
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <amsy> going to roadtrip up north
43:00 <dematerialised> yay roadtrips!
43:00 <amsy> actually very excited
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> glamping is camping but in a nice tent
44:00 <dematerialised> oh right
44:00 <amsy> stavanger - lofoten/reine
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://concreteplayground.com/sydney/travel-leisure/leisure/the-ten-best-glamping-spots-near-sydney/
44:00 <amsy> staying at several places on the way
44:00 <dematerialised> i just googled that amsy
44:00 <dematerialised> im jealous you guys have mountains and stuff
44:00 <dematerialised> i love big nature scenery
44:00 <amsy> its everywhere dem
44:00 <erlich> is that glam-ping?
45:00 <amsy> i go hiking just like 10 mins from home and its pretty spectacular
45:00 <dematerialised> nice :)
45:00 <erlich> it would be nice if the whole world freezed over during a season, so you could ice skate to another continent
45:00 <dematerialised> haha
45:00 <dematerialised> yes
45:00 <amsy> several amazing places within half an hour of where i am
46:00 <erlich> i have a fear of flying in a plane and also drowning in a boat
46:00 <erlich> this will be great for me
46:00 <erlich> well not in a boat
46:00 <erlich> but overboard
46:00 <erlich> but yah u can drown in a boat too
46:00 <dematerialised> i have never been in a plane and it upsets me, because i love planes, im thinking of flying to SA or something just for shits
46:00 <erlich> id rather go by train or car
47:00 <erlich> i like the idea of stopping at lots of random small places
47:00 <amsy> wtf yeah just get a cheap flight and go somewhere for a weekend dem
47:00 <amsy> road tripping is my favourite
47:00 <amsy> but i kinda love all modes of transport lol
47:00 <erlich> only when you plan play my sets amsy
48:00 <erlich> -plan
48:00 <erlich> i demand u install a tape deck to get the real oldskool feel
48:00 <Tiggier> cheestos are addicting
48:00 <amsy> lol
48:00 <Tiggier> -s
48:00 <erlich> i will personally record on it, and sign it
48:00 <erlich> and send it over
48:00 <amsy> they smell like a sweaty asshole Tiggier
48:00 <erlich> and MC over it too
49:00 <erlich> cheestos give you lung cancer
49:00 <erlich> just one fibre of cheestos can kill
49:00 <erlich> lucky i eat real stuff like Cheezels
50:00 <dematerialised> mmm cheezels
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i tried to whistle through one in my youth.. never worked :(
50:00 <erlich> i remember that ad
51:00 <erlich> it was just a trick to make people try and try again until they finished 10 packets
51:00 <dematerialised> haha
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <erlich> like a carnival trick, n u fell 4 it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> such an 80’s snacj
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> k
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum was a carnival trick
52:00 <dematerialised> twisties is something i havent had in ages
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ya dad fell for it
52:00 <dematerialised> i used to get bits stuck in my teeth
52:00 <erlich> my dad got the big stuffed bear, that's how he got me  mum
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> life is pretty straigh wif out twisties
52:00 <dematerialised> awwww cute
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think my mum and dad met at a bar in the inner west - sydney
53:00 <Trevor> you should ask your mother if she regularly had sex with men from bars
53:00 <Tiggier> it's a shame we dont really get more stuff like cheezels
53:00 <Trevor> i bet she did
54:00 <Maurice> Mine met coz they lived around the corner from each other and mum used to strut up the street in a bikini
54:00 <Maurice> Slapper
54:00 <dematerialised> actually taco the probability of that is pretty high
54:00 <Maurice> Not every female who went to a bar/club banged anyone
54:00 <Tiggier> only in trevor's mind
55:00 <Maurice> I never once picked up a dude from the pub or a nightclub
55:00 <Trevor> Maurice is only angry cause shes fat
55:00 <Maurice> I am :(
55:00 <Maurice> To both bits of that
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor why are you asking? You wanna know incase you banged her>
55:00 <Maurice> Maybe he's your real dad, katatonic_kate01
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
55:00 <dematerialised> just end it now
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> MAYBE
55:00 <TheRiddler> he banged his own mum by mistake
55:00 <Maurice> I've seen hot tub time machine
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> child support!
55:00 <Maurice> Shits possible
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> +maybe
56:00 <Trevor> r u suggesting u r a child?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, im suggesting you’re an  old fuck
56:00 <erlich> nah my parents met during the vietnam war. daddy was a soldier, mummy served pho
56:00 <erlich> now for an 80s reference
56:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH9bdTl02aQ
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jem and the Holograms - "A Father Should Be" by Ba Nee Views: 19,699 Uploader: Hasbro Studios Shorts Uploaded: Apr 9, 2014 Duration: 2m8s Rating: 4.96
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> pho fucking ew
56:00 <TheRiddler> what's pho?
56:00 <Maurice> Reference me the snorks theme song instead
57:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not entirely sure how my parents met
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> internet
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <erlich> i can do better than that Maurice 
58:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjchPPGKXkk
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ship to Shore Theme Club Remix Views: 5,044 Uploader: OfficialSureFire Uploaded: Jan 23, 2013 Duration: 1m53s Rating: 5.00
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha ship to shore
58:00 <Maurice> I didn't watch that crap
58:00 <erlich> is that because you were a star on there
58:00 <erlich> like half of perth
58:00 <Maurice> I was the red headed boy
59:00 <erlich> i think i saw him on curtin campus
59:00 <erlich> no wait it was the other kid
59:00 <Maurice> He used to work at my local sanity
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcADcdCRA4o
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Secret Valley Intro ('Verborgen Vallei', 1989) Views: 26,634 Uploader: Omroepersnl Uploaded: Jul 31, 2012 Duration: 1m30s Rating: 4.91
59:00 <TheRiddler> master bates
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> best show ever
59:00 <TheRiddler> thought that said shanty
00:00 <erlich> i completely forgot about that Secret Valley show
00:00 <Maurice> Lol this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PQhNt0vYPY
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sweet Valley High 1 Views: 594,473 Uploader: alanflanagan Uploaded: May 1, 2006 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.81
01:00 <erlich> the best episode from that show was when one of the twins thought she was stealing poetry from her twin sister, but it was actually the guy she was trying to impress
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet valley high gawd
02:00 <erlich> we only hahd 1 TV and my older sister hogged it
02:00 <erlich> i have a legit excuse ok
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> saturday morning tv viewing
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i found recovery
04:00 <erlich> was there also The Fly
04:00 <erlich> i get those two confused
04:00 <erlich> i think The Fly guy is the one who did Saw etc
05:00 <dematerialised> tee-yewn
05:00 <erlich> nah it was Recovery
05:00 <erlich> i just thought it was just one host for the entire duration
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> dylan lewis
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> was pretty hawt back in the late 90's
07:00 <Trevor> you guys call me old, then reminise about the 90s like it was tomorrow
07:00 <Trevor> ffs go get a 19 year old girlfriend u midlife crisis fucks
08:00 <erlich> nah i prefer to go the other way. i want a GILF so i appear even younger
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’re like 90 in the shade. Sif you’re ever gonna pull a 19 yr old
09:00 <Maurice> I was a teenager in the 90s, of course I will reference it, it was my formative years
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
11:00 <Trevor> yes ur right i have no feet
11:00 <Trevor> loooooooooooooooooooooool
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’re slow. Must be a sign of your age
11:00 <erlich> al all those times i said goodnight twinkle toes, it meant nothing
11:00 <erlich> so*
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <doctor> good night sweet prince
12:00 <erlich> hey dr doctor
12:00 <doctor> baron van erlich
12:00 <erlich> how is your australia day going?
13:00 <doctor> celebrated by bashing some minorities
13:00 <doctor> very productive
13:00 <erlich> it will be most productive when it goes viral
13:00 <erlich> that's what you should aim for
13:00 <dematerialised> did you make sure to pick out the darkest ones first?
14:00 <doctor> darkest, youngest and weakest
14:00 <dematerialised> good lad
14:00 <erlich> yeah, not much game if they are strong. never start with the weakest
14:00 <doctor> we recorded too and contacted our twitter agent
14:00 <dematerialised> society is better for having you in it
14:00 <erlich> plus you use up most of your energy by the time you work onto the stronger ones
14:00 <erlich> woudl you like me to caption and meme them for you?
15:00 <doctor> yeah the stronger ones we gotta get the neighbourhood to come round
15:00 <erlich> i ask for nothing in return, just knowing i made the world a better place keeps me going
15:00 <doctor> yes please
17:00 <erlich> suggest me a random 80s tune
18:00 <doctor> big country - big country
20:00 <erlich> and i shall reciprocate
20:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3i8x6XhO4
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Icehouse - "Icehouse" Views: 405,997 Uploader: downunderupover Uploaded: Oct 25, 2006 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.82
24:00 <doctor> beautiful
29:00 <dematerialised> aint care
04:00 <woolworths> hello
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks n’ creeps
28:00 <Guest6007> WOw
28:00 <Guest6007> Whered all the USERS go
28:00 <Guest6007> This place use to be cool
28:00 <abortion> lusers
28:00 <abortion> short for limited users
28:00 <Guest6007> Lol hi abortion
29:00 <abortion> hello
29:00 <Guest6007> /lusers
29:00 <Guest6007> There are 9 users and 337 invisible on 7 servers
29:00 <Guest6007> is austnet shuttin down?
29:00 <abortion> oh network wide, I thought you were meaning in channel
29:00 <abortion> nah I think IRC has just been crowded out by social networks
29:00 <Guest6007> 7 servers is alot for 400 lusers
29:00 <abortion> 'tis
30:00 <Guest6007> well im on a few IRC networks and this only seems to be dead
30:00 <Guest6007> abortion u want a link to a network?
30:00 <British^Meat> well its obviously ur fault Guest6007
30:00 <British^Meat> Youre coming back to Austnet yes?
30:00 <British^Meat> Why did u leave and why didnt u stay?
31:00 <abortion> Places like Freenode and OFTC are going to have lots of users because they're technically oriented
31:00 <Guest6007> im talkin bout one which isnt one of those ones
31:00 <Guest6007> this one has 88 people in the main room
32:00 <abortion> So you're soliciting then
32:00 <British^Meat> for real?
32:00 <Guest6007> nm
32:00 <Guest6007> dont need anymore trolls
32:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmm
32:00 <British^Meat> something is afoot....
33:00 <Guest6007> lol this place is dead
33:00 <Guest6007> cant believe it
33:00 <Guest6007> who killed KENNY
33:00 <British^Meat> im not talking to this guy anymore
34:00 <British^Meat> So, abortion, great day in SA innit?
34:00 <abortion> s'not bad
34:00 <abortion> happy things are finally cooling off
34:00 <British^Meat> I been out riding, soon be workin
35:00 <Guest6007> tar -zfxv British^Meat.tar
35:00 <British^Meat> Yer all that humidness was bullshit
35:00 <British^Meat> todays perfect
35:00 <Guest6007> British^Meat should be a OP here
35:00 <faux> humidness
35:00 <abortion> yeah my uncle bought me a road bike
35:00 <Guest6007> cya fags enjoy ur dead netweork
35:00 <British^Meat> yer? any particular brand?
35:00 <abortion> after not having a bike for many months, I'm kinda excited
36:00 <abortion> Giant
36:00 <British^Meat> Giants arent bad
36:00 <British^Meat> I went specialized
36:00 <British^Meat> nearly got a giant
37:00 <abortion> Waiting until next week when he isn't at my grandma's anymore, where it is currently stashed
37:00 <abortion> try to commute to work on it
37:00 <abortion> shame there isn't really any provision for a rack
37:00 <abortion> so it'll have to be backpack
38:00 <British^Meat> what do you mean?
38:00 <British^Meat> no where to keep it at work?
38:00 <abortion> I'll have to have a look again, but my recollection is that it doesn't have the mounting points required for a pannier rack
39:00 <British^Meat> oh, yer i get ya
39:00 <British^Meat> you could always get a basket :)
40:00 <abortion> as for at work, I realised that the D lock I bought isn't big enough for the pole I would secure it too
41:00 <British^Meat> i wish i could ride to work, only problem being it'd take me 2 hrs to get there
41:00 <British^Meat> ...and then id have to come back :)
41:00 <abortion> used to take me around 45 mins
41:00 <abortion> that was a mountain bike though
41:00 <British^Meat> indeed
42:00 <British^Meat> Im looking at getting a hybrid soon
42:00 <British^Meat> just so it might be a bit more fun on flat surfaces than my current bike
42:00 <abortion> oh what do you mean by that
43:00 <British^Meat> i have fat tyres on my current bike
43:00 <abortion> I see
43:00 <British^Meat> its really designed for off road and mountain biking
43:00 <abortion> ayup
43:00 <British^Meat> And whilst i do do that, my daily rides are all flat
44:00 <British^Meat> Id go much faster on a hybrid
44:00 <British^Meat> if i swap the tyres over then if/when i do wanna go offroad i'll have to change em, so i'll just get a new one :)
03:00 <Skirmish> Online during the day! Get a job katatonic_kate01.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
55:00 <TheRiddler> WE LOVE OUR BREAD WE LOVE OUR BUTTER BUT MOST OF ALL WE LOVE EACH OTHER
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif - not ere we don’t!
59:00 <abortion> ozzer
59:00 <abortion> uzzer
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/TheOriginalBestOfTumblr/photos/a.252727674878437.1073741825.252714998213038/1365835436900983/?type=3&theater
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol riddler
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
39:00 <faux> pllp
41:00 <Doodle> i was gonna say that
54:00 <faux> hehe
38:00 <Student> Greetings
38:00 <Student> Hello Every BUDDY ;)
48:00 <TheRon> hi
49:00 <Student> TheRon
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> no more free edu
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lp8JsCv6z98/hqdefault.jpg
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> kk time for you to pay the tafe debts
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t have any
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> what a lie!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored for being a serial fucking pest!
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/29/hecs-loans-repayment-threshold-should-drop-to-42000-report-says
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> your a starfish mate
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hmm tasty salmon
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> too many hoon riders in vic
31:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for the trout
33:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> TheRon debt collectors will set your house on alite
35:00 <TheRon> ...
36:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you might get an old mate today looking for you
36:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/victorian-double-murderer-john-lindrea-on-run-from-police-20160329-gnt4i8.html
37:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <tonic> Better ban me from here too, Serenity. Can't have me making a mockery of you in front of all your SUPPORT NETWORK
51:00 <tonic> LOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOL
52:00 <Serenity> poor bloke seems a little upset he has no friends
52:00 <Serenity> shame really.. seems like such a good lad..*cough*
56:00 <TheRon> hello
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> FROM THE OTHERSIDE
06:00 <Serenity> LOLOL @ KATE I BET YOU HAVE FRIENDS
06:00 <Serenity> YOU LOSER
28:00 <amsy> humidness
29:00 <TheRon> cool here
43:00 <amsy> ...
45:00 <TheRon> hrmmm
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot, friends? 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> me, friends, nope. I hate peeps.
51:00 <TheRon> joey chandler monica ross and rachel
58:00 <myimmortal> hello my disciples 
04:00 <TheRon> jesus?
12:00 <EclecticWannaB> im downloading "mavis beacon teaches typing"
12:00 <TheRon> that's amazing
20:00 <EclecticWannaB> lol.
20:00 <EclecticWannaB> im going t5o the beach at sunset/nigt to smoke joints
21:00 <EclecticWannaB> smoker joints and think about mavis beacon
22:00 <TheRon> sexually?
25:00 <TheRon> meeting you with a view to a kill
50:00 <TheRon> louie louie oh boy i say way i go
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
58:00 <zaim> yo
58:00 <TheRon> that's when a sport was a sport, and grooving was grooving
01:00 <TheRon> your world is cold as ice
01:00 <Matthew> it's MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR... you better not steal the moves, DJ gonna burn this god damn house right down
01:00 <TheRon> dear god!
01:00 <TheRon> the mighty cats Matthew 
02:00 <Matthew> who cares tbh
02:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZ
02:00 <TheRon> dangers is worth every penny
02:00 <Matthew> As Above ^^
02:00 <TheRon> hawks play west coast next
02:00 <TheRon> then western bulldogs 0-3
03:00 <Matthew> everybody is blowing their trumpet over Round 1 results... just rolling my eyes
03:00 <TheRon> collingwood got massacred so all good
04:00 <TheRon> ita's on tv
05:00 <TheRon> i believe i believe at the end of the day her magazine will get me through
06:00 <Matthew> farewell to the divine katatonic_kate01
07:00 <TheRon> she's no bette midler
07:00 <Matthew> now she is divine
07:00 <Matthew> and so is Barbra
08:00 <TheRon> boney m - barbra streisand?
09:00 <Matthew> Barbra is so thoughtful...
09:00 <Matthew> https://twitter.com/BarbraStreisand/status/694540850311872512
10:00 <TheRon> BvB!
10:00 <TheRon> they're no geelong cats
11:00 <couleurs> Ha.......................
12:00 <TheRon> i didn't know bob marley barracked for collingwood
12:00 <TheRon> 11 players on the gear
12:00 <Matthew> Barbra supports the Bombers
12:00 <TheRon> i'm sure
13:00 <TheRon> madonna?
13:00 <Matthew> Sydney
14:00 <TheRon> she gonna pop another boob?
14:00 <Matthew> it was some innocent light entertainment for her Brisbane fans
14:00 <Matthew> I hate how the media jumped all over that
14:00 <TheRon> MrMark: things of stone and wood
14:00 <TheRon> i was all for it
15:00 <TheRon> she has a great chest
15:00 <Matthew> even the girl who was exposed enjoyed it and didn't know what all the fuss was about
16:00 <TheRon> best publicity, if only zoo magazine was still going
16:00 <Matthew> Madonna was just admiring her beauty
16:00 <TheRon> a little handsy but still
16:00 <Matthew> so many idiots are claiming that was 'staged' which is riduclous
16:00 <TheRon> nah
16:00 <Matthew> ridiculous*
17:00 <TheRon> it's a boob, we all got em
17:00 <couleurs> Picard is 1 big boob
18:00 <TheRon> Picard likes raisons not boobs
18:00 <Matthew>     “Seriously, why would I sue Madonna for the best moment of my life?” she said. “It was the best night. She was calling me a Victoria’s Secret model the whole time I was onstage, which was so flattering.”  Then the teen made some sense beyond her years.      “Only I get to decide if I’m humiliated or not — why would people assume I am humiliated by my own
18:00 <Matthew> breast, nipple or body?” she said. “I didn’t realize my boob was such a big deal — it was nothing to me.”
18:00 <couleurs> whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <TheRon> she's so aussie
23:00 <Matthew> true tbh
25:00 <Matthew> BERYL
30:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
30:00 <Matthew> welcome to Doodle
31:00 <Matthew> not sure if limp or erect, however
31:00 <TheRon> i bet you say that a lot
31:00 <Doodle> neither atm Matthew
31:00 <faux> pix
31:00 <Doodle> its inverted faux, from the cold
31:00 <faux> pox
31:00 <Doodle> THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE
32:00 <TheRon> my nipples are so i could slice dice and julienne vegetables with them\
32:00 <TheRon> hard
32:00 <Matthew> RAINBOW STYLINGGG
34:00 <Doodle> Matthew
34:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sin1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1914585_10153350529601861_658139893258390000_n.jpg?oh=82a232fbf0631ff6cdd169fbd44afb8e&oe=5785793C
35:00 <Doodle> resetting your clock after daylight savings just isnt the same without a 60yo gyrating against a battleship wearing 2 pieces of string
35:00 <Matthew> love Cher, but prefer Bette and in particular Barbra
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rccmnGnHt5E
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 15 Craziest Nail Photos Views: 4,848,832 Uploader: Good Mythical Morning Uploaded: Sep 1, 2014 Duration: 10m15s Rating: 4.88
35:00 <Doodle> barbra can get fucked but bette midler is ace
36:00 <Matthew> love (!) Barbra
36:00 <Matthew> welcome to the sublime katatonic_kate01
36:00 <couleurs> i prefer ooomp.............
36:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp o/
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> let me have a babs moment
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> IM A WOMAN IN LOVE (with cake)
38:00 <ooomp> Most do
38:00 <ooomp> Hai o/
38:00 <TheRon> what kind?
38:00 <Doodle> can someone pls come exercise study and shave my face for me
38:00 <Doodle> ty
39:00 <ooomp> How much cash
39:00 <Doodle> $13
39:00 <ooomp> Add 2 zeros and I'm there.
39:00 <Doodle> in unmarked bills
39:00 <Doodle> ok
39:00 <Doodle> $0013
39:00 <ooomp> Lol probably should have been more specific
39:00 <Doodle> ^_^
39:00 <ooomp> tbh I was expecting $13.00
40:00 <ooomp> Well played though Doodle
40:00 <Doodle> i dont have time for decimals
40:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
40:00 <Doodle> i'm a keep the change kind of guy
40:00 <Doodle> which is why i am so poor
40:00 <ooomp> Men struggle anyway
40:00 <Doodle> dont be sexist
40:00 <ooomp> Bite me 
40:00 <Doodle> we are fragile creatures
40:00 <Matthew> Baboo
40:00 <Doodle> and innocent too
41:00 <TheRon> i always leave women wanting more
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <TheRon> i tend to finish early
41:00 <ooomp> The day men start popping out babies is the day we achieve greatness
41:00 <Doodle> oh well its not like she is going to have an orgasm TheRon
41:00 <Clarkson> that is too fucking cute Serenity
41:00 <Doodle> she is a woman after all
41:00 <Serenity> fuck off clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> epistemology or some shit
42:00 <Doodle> oh sezz i have a surprise 4 u
42:00 <Serenity> is it nudes?
42:00 <Doodle> yes
42:00 <Doodle> no
42:00 <TheRon> men with lactating breasts is this a good move for society?
42:00 <Serenity> aw
42:00 <Clarkson> but he had to sign a shit load of legal paper work 
42:00 <Doodle> i noticed u a url
42:00 <Doodle> did u notice my notice
42:00 <TheRon> blokes at building sites wolf whistling each other
42:00 <Serenity> ffs Robert
42:00 <Doodle> i'm guessing yes
42:00 <Doodle> :D
42:00 <Serenity> thats fucking dreadful
43:00 <Doodle> hahaha
43:00 <Doodle> aw
43:00 <Doodle> dem cheekz
43:00 <Doodle> well
43:00 <Serenity> how is that cunt still alive
43:00 <Doodle> that one big cheek
43:00 <Serenity> he must eat an entire pig every week
43:00 <Doodle> the u shaped cheek
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
44:00 <Serenity> im not one for fat shaming for obvious reasons but fucking hell
44:00 <Clarkson> u stupid old cunt
44:00 <Matthew> Donald
44:00 <Doodle> momald
45:00 <TheRon> there was a big uproar because the secret service banned firearms at the republican convention
45:00 <Doodle> why is it when i pm katatonic_kate01 pix of my knob she responds immediately but when i send her pix of fat matt she ignores me
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <TheRon> only in america
47:00 <Doodle> fucking local paper
47:00 <TheRon> shit hey
47:00 <Doodle> With an 120 kilogram pumpkin you could make around 500 serves of pumpkin soup
47:00 <Doodle> an 120kg pumpkin
47:00 <Doodle> AN
47:00 <Doodle> 120kg
47:00 <Doodle> pumpkin
47:00 <TheRon> genius
47:00 <ooomp> A*
47:00 <Doodle> they wont hire me to do their spelling 
47:00 <ooomp> a* 120kg pumpkin
48:00 <ooomp> Typical local rags
48:00 <TheRon> seriously is that newsworthy?
48:00 <Doodle> well its run by fairfax you'd think they know how to use spellcheck
49:00 <ooomp> Fairfax regional media has cut it's staff, they don't care about the local non intellects that know no better
49:00 <TheRon> the courier sub editing  has gone to shit
49:00 <TheRon> it doesn't get proofread at all
50:00 <Doodle> i blame the catholic church
50:00 <TheRon> me too
50:00 <Doodle> fuckers
50:00 <ooomp> Literally?
51:00 <TheRon> which bit?
51:00 <Doodle> seems that way
51:00 <ooomp> Doodle literally loves fucking
51:00 <Matthew> Noni
52:00 <TheRon> don't we all
52:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
53:00 <ooomp> Look, Doodle can work for fairfax now
53:00 <Doodle> they wont hire me i asked them
54:00 <ooomp> Your cover letter had no spelling mistakes
54:00 <Doodle> yeah but in their defense the whole letter was just swearing
55:00 <Matthew> just calm your farm
55:00 <TheRon> i got thick skin and an elastic heart
55:00 <Doodle> .
56:00 <Doodle> its just a farm
56:00 <TheRon> bird is the word
56:00 <Doodle> get ova it
57:00 <ooomp> hird is a turd?
57:00 <TheRon> yes
57:00 <Doodle> has he had a haircut yet
57:00 <Doodle> that mop of his is atrocious
58:00 <ooomp> How else does his wife hang on in passionate sex?
58:00 <Doodle> surely he has love handles by now
58:00 <Doodle> what is he 60
59:00 <ooomp> Give or take
59:00 <TheRon> hulk hogan?
59:00 <Doodle> hird
59:00 <TheRon> 40's
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Doodle> so he just looks 60
59:00 <ooomp> Doodle is older than James
59:00 <Doodle> sif
59:00 <ooomp> :P
59:00 <TheRon> doodle am i older than you, march
00:00 <Doodle> what are u turning
00:00 <TheRon> 37
00:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
00:00 <Doodle> i turned 37 in feb
00:00 <TheRon> you older
00:00 <Doodle> eep
01:00 <ooomp> Old farts
01:00 <Doodle> just cos you're 19
01:00 <Matthew> Doodle is 10 years older than me tbh
01:00 <Doodle> great isnt it
01:00 <ooomp> I've been 19 repeatedly for the last few years 
01:00 <Doodle> hehee
01:00 <Matthew> sometimes age doesn't necessarily mean maturity though
01:00 <TheRon> Matthew: it doesn't get after 30
02:00 <ooomp> Few plus a decade or so
02:00 <Doodle> fu Matthew
02:00 <Doodle> that was hurtful
02:00 <TheRon> better
02:00 <ooomp> Doodle has the mental age of a 15 year old at times
02:00 <Doodle> irc is by no means a measure of a person's maturity
03:00 <Matthew> with a name like 'Doodle' tbh ...
03:00 <Serenity> thats his penis age
03:00 <Serenity> dont be confused
03:00 <dematerialised> good morning fagits
03:00 <Doodle> lol yeah i go round calling myself Doodle and acting like this irl
03:00 <ooomp> Ah yes sorry
03:00 <Doodle> jesus
03:00 <Matthew> homophobic spillage... aisle 3
03:00 <dematerialised> shup up homosexual
03:00 <dematerialised> thats right
03:00 <dematerialised> shup up
04:00 <dematerialised> im glad we had this discussion
04:00 <Matthew> YOU'RE A CUNT
04:00 <ooomp> this escalated quickly
05:00 <Doodle> whoah
05:00 <Doodle> buttery
05:00 <ooomp> rude.
05:00 <Matthew> I'll remember...
06:00 <Doodle> the love that u gave me
06:00 <Matthew> just a superb musical edition
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aaron Neville - Hercules.mp3 (9.72MB 128kbps Stereo 10:37)
09:00 <Matthew> KEWL
14:00 <couleurs> u guys r fany
14:00 <dematerialised> dont be lewd
18:00 <couleurs> ;o
20:00 <Matthew> you are vulgar
23:00 <couleurs> you are vinegar 
23:00 <dematerialised> my wife's name is volga
24:00 <couleurs> stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Serenity> Please cease and desist being a gargantuan puss filled coldsore on the labia of a fly blown african elephants vagina.
35:00 <Matthew> oh dear
36:00 <dematerialised> hello my dear
36:00 <amelia> is dat @ me
37:00 <dematerialised> of course
37:00 <Serenity> RIP amelia
37:00 <Serenity> you will be misd
37:00 <amelia> hurro how be jew demat
37:00 <amelia> WOT
38:00 <Matthew> good evening to the anal Amelia
38:00 <amelia> BUT WHY AM I DYING
38:00 <amelia> I HAVEN'T DONR EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO YET
38:00 <amelia> aNaLaMeLia
38:00 <Serenity> anal anal anal anal anala ameeeliiiaaaa
38:00 <dematerialised> my nose is long and crooked amelia, thanks for asking
38:00 <Matthew> cold colddd hearttt
39:00 <amelia> :(
40:00 <Matthew> the surreptitious Serenity
41:00 <amelia> why does she get surreptitious and i get "anal" goshdamnit
41:00 <dematerialised> we've seen the videos
41:00 <Matthew> I didn't mean anal in the anal sex term, tbh
41:00 <amelia> I tryna do a kim kardashian OK
41:00 <dematerialised> gotta get that money
42:00 <amelia> dollah dollah bill y'all
42:00 <Serenity> im not sure surreptitious is a good thing
42:00 <Serenity> i.. dont know
42:00 <Matthew> it is a positive
42:00 <Matthew> you are guarded, hidden, secretive, SEXY
43:00 <dematerialised> amelia's theme song
43:00 <amelia> i luff wu
43:00 <Matthew> good evening to the zaney Zade
43:00 <dematerialised> stickin up white boys in ball courts
43:00 <Zade> hello Matthew, how are you?
44:00 <amelia> dats how i roll
45:00 <Matthew> I am great. Just going through the definitions of anal with the attentive amelia
45:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojm0pz2Ffv4
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ð›ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ð½Ð³Ñ€Ð°Ð´ â€” Ð­ÐºÑÐ¿Ð¾Ð½Ð°Ñ‚ - Leningrad - Exponat - Igor Presnyakov - guitar - Ð˜Ð³Ð¾Ñ€ÑŒ ÐŸÑ€ÐµÑÐ½ÑÐºÐ¾Ð² - Ð³Ð¸Ñ‚Ð°Ñ€Ð° Views: 14,241 Uploader: Igor Presnyakov Uploaded: Mar 28, 2016 Duration: 3m40s Rating: .0
45:00 <amelia> yes, very important english lessons here
45:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is dat
45:00 <dematerialised> glory to mother russia
46:00 <Serenity> persnickety suits amelia better
46:00 <amelia> whydahexagon am i anal and persnickety goshdamnit
47:00 <amelia> also why am i dying
47:00 <faux>  hehehe persnickety
47:00 <dematerialised> they are bullying you
47:00 <dematerialised> report them
47:00 <amelia> stop picking @ me
47:00 <Serenity> because I can?
48:00 <Matthew> dematerialised, please...
48:00 <dematerialised> please stop opressing me
49:00 <Matthew> demonic dematerialised
49:00 <dematerialised> i like it
49:00 <Picard> ello kiddies
49:00 <dematerialised> get out
49:00 <Matthew> perty, petite, precious Picard
49:00 <Picard> we all playing nice?
49:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
52:00 <Matthew> always nice tbh
53:00 <dematerialised> tbh
55:00 <amelia> stuck in my fuckin dress again
55:00 <amelia> they joys of living alone
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash it out!
55:00 <dematerialised> just slice it off
55:00 <ITaL^GuY> butter
56:00 <amelia> I jus need it unzipped
56:00 <amelia> cannot reach
56:00 <dematerialised> i'll do it for you then fix your tv and take your  chocolate
57:00 <amelia> never trust an irc mofo
57:00 <dematerialised> im offended
57:00 <ITaL^GuY> bend a coathanger around
58:00 <Matthew> OFFENSIVE MATERIAL
58:00 <faux> how did u zip it up
59:00 <Matthew> with her fingers
59:00 <amelia> de people at work does me up when i get there
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Picard> fucking gold
01:00 <Zade> do you help your workmates get dressed at work Picard?
01:00 <dematerialised> you aren't fucking anything buddy
02:00 <dematerialised> im getting a personal assistant soon, im hoping she's ridiculously attractive and will adjust my tie every morning when i get in
07:00 <amelia> old barely english speaking macedonian lady across de road to de rescue
08:00 <Matthew> racist
08:00 <amelia> u r
13:00 <dematerialised> was it a zip at the back or something
13:00 <dematerialised> or do you just have t-rex arms
16:00 <amelia> zip @ ze back
16:00 <amelia> I can reach de top but can't get it down enough
17:00 <couleurs> hot
19:00 <MrMark> are we having fun yet?
26:00 <dematerialised> what you need a coathanger hook on a door frame amelia
27:00 <amelia> is ok i has an old macedonian lady
28:00 <amelia> plus the zip hole too small to fit coathanger head thru dw i am safe now
28:00 <dematerialised> ok ok
28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> does she have a hairy feet
28:00 <dematerialised> you've got a hairy gall bladder
28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> now my lawyer got shot dead was my last hope for straya
28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> couldnt even attent his funeral
29:00 <dematerialised> thank christ for that
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> how bizzare
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/03/29/14/29/police-hunting-driver-of-bmw-after-pursuit-through-inner-melbourne
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> crazy is crazy does
33:00 <Matthew> Meryl Streep
33:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> devil wears prada
37:00 <Picard> dematerialised your assistant would hve to be blind to be attracted to you
38:00 <Matthew> WALKING IN MEMPHIS
38:00 <Picard> gay song
39:00 <dematerialised> who said anything about attraction
39:00 <dematerialised> i mean i know you think im cute
39:00 <dematerialised> but this is strictly business
42:00 <Picard> eeew
42:00 <Picard> id let Matthew fuck me before id touch ypu
42:00 <Picard> you
42:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure you were the one wanting pics of my dick
42:00 <dematerialised> and tugging himself off over my selfie
42:00 <dematerialised> :3
44:00 <Picard> nuh dont think so matey
46:00 <Serenity> you told me I was the only one you did that with Picard
46:00 <Serenity> im gutted
46:00 <dematerialised> picard is still in denial regarding his sexuality
51:00 <Serenity> He likes a firm push up the mud pit. Stop judging him
56:00 <Picard> im not in denial
56:00 <Picard> i just dont let pigs like u touch me
56:00 <Picard> and Serenity you can have me anytime
56:00 <dematerialised> i like how picard has gone full queer
56:00 <Clarkson> fawks must be throwing shit at the screen
57:00 <Matthew> Picard plrasr
57:00 <Matthew> please*
57:00 <dematerialised> the town must be drying up
57:00 <Picard> full queer?
57:00 <Serenity> pre sure picards been pretty open about it for a while now lol
57:00 <Picard> id never give up pussy, just dont mind a bit of cock
57:00 <Clarkson> or that's what Pieter says to take away from the fact his dick is gangrene
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
58:00 <Matthew> so all the 'faggot' and 'poof' taunts are now forgotten about...
58:00 <Matthew> due to this sudden love of penis...
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit hey Matthew
58:00 <Serenity> its not unusual for a man of his age
58:00 <dematerialised> anyone who's falling for this con is dumb
01:00 <Picard> Matthew We have discussed this in private, stop being a sissy boy
01:00 <amelia> cook me an omelette
01:00 <Serenity> rich
01:00 <dematerialised> what's a rich omelette?
01:00 <dematerialised> is that extra egg?
01:00 <amelia> chicken, mushyroom and spinach pls and a lil bit of tomato but not too fuckin much
02:00 <Picard> gotta add chilli to an omlette
02:00 <amelia> no I'm a pussy it will burn my mouf
02:00 <Serenity> i have a new found love of chilli lately
02:00 <amelia> so godamn lazy right meow
02:00 <Picard> dont worru about your mouth, its the other end the next day
02:00 <Serenity> last night i cooked up some onion n tomato and baby spinach on toast with a poached egg
02:00 <amelia> my poor anoos
02:00 <Serenity> hnngg
02:00 <Serenity> sah gud
02:00 <amelia> yummmmmmm
03:00 <amelia> I feel like i will jus have a can of tuna cos i cbf doing anything
03:00 <Picard> lazy fuck
03:00 <couleurs> pics
03:00 <amelia> so freakin lazy
03:00 <dematerialised> get da toona
03:00 <amelia> tuna & butterscotch coffee
03:00 <couleurs> it's not a tuna!!!!!
03:00 <amelia> shittest dinner ever
04:00 <dematerialised> i have butterscotch mochas in my pantry
04:00 <couleurs> --- arnold tunegger
04:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAH tunegger
04:00 <Picard> brb need to pee
05:00 <dematerialised> please pee into a blender while it is turned on and you penis touching the blades
05:00 <couleurs> pee sitten down
05:00 <Matthew> I am getting a little bit of a cold... quite inconvenient
06:00 <couleurs> ;)
06:00 <dematerialised> there's a bit of that going around Matthew
06:00 <dematerialised> my coworkers are all bitching about it
06:00 <TheRiddler> atleast add some mayo
06:00 <TheRiddler> or make tuna bake
07:00 <amelia> mayo to omelette? Yux!
07:00 <amelia> Ohhhhh
07:00 <Matthew> I have had a VERY minor sore throat for over a week ... just very minor...
07:00 <Serenity> would you rather let Picard pee on your leg or lick a giraffes penis
07:00 <dematerialised> tuna bake!
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh
07:00 <Matthew> that may have contributed
07:00 <amelia> Ok that makes sense now
07:00 <dematerialised> i'd rather lick a giraffe's dick
07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah to the tuna
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <dematerialised> god knows what diseases Picard is carrying
07:00 <TheRiddler> mayo or aoili
07:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
07:00 <dematerialised> anoily
07:00 <Matthew> like unless I'm actually consciously thinking about it then it feels a TAD sore... otherwise when I've forgotten about it, I don't remember I've got it
08:00 <Matthew> but last two days... stuffy nose and some minor headaches
08:00 <dematerialised> are you sure that isnt just the penises stuck in your nostrils
08:00 <TheRiddler> are we doing would you rather again?
08:00 <dematerialised> not if you're playign TheRiddler, we're already all on a list thanks to you
08:00 <Matthew> how did I know my minor lllness would turn into a dick fest...
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <Serenity> because everyone on irc is obsessed with the D
09:00 <Serenity> obv
09:00 <dematerialised> EV-ERY-ONE
09:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRIr9MNmCwU
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Everyone!" - Gary Oldman (The Professional) Views: 153,899 Uploader: Trevor Carlee Uploaded: Oct 28, 2011 Duration: 0m3s Rating: 4.95
10:00 <couleurs> that movie a 10/10
10:00 <dematerialised> correct
10:00 <dematerialised> it's fucking great
11:00 <TheRiddler> would you rather listen to a pedo about why he likes kids for 10mins or listen to beehhh for 10hrs
11:00 <dematerialised> i'd rather murder them both
11:00 <Picard> back
11:00 <Picard> stop projecting u silly cunt    <dematerialised> god knows what diseases Picard is carrying
11:00 <Clarkson> its i love cock
11:00 <amelia> parmy thurs night
11:00 <Picard> ...
11:00 <TheRiddler> nice
11:00 <amelia> I wish it was Thursday now
11:00 <dematerialised> projecting applies to emotions and personal desires Picard
12:00 <dematerialised> im clean a whistle, sharp as a thistle
12:00 <Matthew> Picard, I am not replying to PMs tonight... genuine cbf... not just you, everyone
12:00 <TheRiddler> I had hjs tonight
12:00 <TheRiddler> because I had worked
12:00 <amelia> hjs
12:00 <TheRiddler> yes
12:00 <amelia> Chicken royale?
12:00 <Picard> Matthew im offended
12:00 <dematerialised> i wish it were tomorrow so i could get paid
12:00 <TheRiddler> whopper with cheese
12:00 <amelia> Ohhhh
12:00 <TheRiddler> n frozen grape
12:00 <Matthew> don't be ... I am just in a meh mood
12:00 <Picard> TheRiddler what did u have for main?
12:00 <dematerialised> then go buy bits for my automobile
13:00 <TheRiddler> lard on a stick
13:00 <couleurs> i'm a 9/11
13:00 <Matthew> you're a terrorist attack?
13:00 <dematerialised> he's actually "haji imam"
13:00 <dematerialised> the #2 of ISIS
14:00 <couleurs> illuminaughty confirms
14:00 <dematerialised> i feel im the only one who noticed how xenophobic and racist that name was when i saw it on the news
14:00 <dematerialised> way to be unoriginal
14:00 <dematerialised> proof its all made up to appeal to the fucking rednecks
14:00 <Matthew> my 13 year old protegee said to me yesterday "They should just bomb the entire Middle East" ... I didn't know what to say in reply
15:00 <Picard> good idea would of been the correct repsonse
15:00 <Matthew> controversial tbh
15:00 <faux> go fuck yourselves is a better response
15:00 <dematerialised> agree tbh
17:00 <Matthew> today's youth hey
17:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say at least they are far more educated than the ones before it
17:00 <dematerialised> but that's wrong also
18:00 <dematerialised> i feel anyone born in the 80s was last to get a quality education
18:00 <dematerialised> i.e me
18:00 <Matthew> and me
19:00 <faux> wheres amelia
19:00 <dematerialised> right --> there
19:00 <Picard> the bar has been lowered way to much for teachers
19:00 <faux> way to much
19:00 <amelia> Here
19:00 <dematerialised> ^
20:00 <Matthew> I agree Picard
20:00 <amelia> Being grumpy cookin ma damn chicken
20:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:00 <Matthew> thankfully there are plenty of GOOD ones out there...
20:00 <faux> have you seen the photoshoot
20:00 <Matthew> to make up for the slackers
20:00 <faux> of the couple and their burrito
20:00 <amelia> why cant i have a chef
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <faux> http://burritomakesthree.com/
20:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAH
20:00 <faux> u irl
20:00 <amelia> YAS
20:00 <Picard> i agree Matthew
20:00 <faux> lmaooo
20:00 <Picard> seriously though an atar of under 50 gets u into teaching
20:00 <amelia> MA FRIEND SENT ME IT TODAY saying "when did you get a bf"
20:00 <Picard> what bullshit
20:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <Matthew> it was at least 73 when I graduated 10 years ago
21:00 <Picard> so we have the stupid students teaching the next generation
21:00 <Picard> should still be 73 or more
21:00 <faux> lol pls your teachers must have been equally as stupid
21:00 <dematerialised> what is an ATAR?
21:00 <dematerialised> is that like a TER score?
21:00 <faux> yah
22:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
22:00 <faux> was a UAI when i was in school
22:00 <Matthew> just about about Madonna's adopted African son ... his Dad back in Africa is complaining about her now and her "unstable" life
22:00 <faux> now its ATAR
22:00 <Matthew> just reading about*
22:00 <faux> keep changing it
22:00 <Matthew> yet the Dad is homeless with no money and a dickhead who gave his son up
22:00 <Matthew> he has no right to say those things
22:00 <Picard> lol @ madonna
23:00 <Matthew> Yohane Banda, who gave David up for adoption in 2006, is furious that his child has been caught in the crossfire between Madonna and Guy. It follows The Sun’s recent report that Madge blocked David’s visit to London over Easter for fear he wouldn’t return to New York, like his brother Rocco.
23:00 <Matthew> “Her having much younger boyfriends isn’t in line with Malawian culture at all. David would not be exposed to that sort of thing here. It’s not how we live. We have strong family values.
23:00 <Matthew> ^ OH FUCK OFF!!!!
24:00 <dematerialised> oh thats right madonna abducted some black kid
24:00 <couleurs> excuse me, this isn't #madonna Matthew !!!
24:00 <dematerialised> forgot about that
25:00 <Matthew> don't care couleurs ... it's current news
25:00 <Matthew> and the hypocrisy of the REAL Dad is hilarious
25:00 <doctor> is it still trendy for white people to adopt black kids?
25:00 <couleurs> Yes.
26:00 <dematerialised> i feel there is incestuous reasons behind it
27:00 <Matthew> my other favourite topic of the moment...
27:00 <Matthew> http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/the-olsen-twins_us_56f93f88e4b014d3fe237fa6?section=australia
27:00 <doctor> black kids make good front door ornaments
27:00 <doctor> they look like they have aids
27:00 <Picard> no one cares about an old whore
27:00 <dematerialised> old slag*
27:00 <dematerialised> fixed that for you
28:00 <Picard> she is/was a whore
28:00 <Matthew> a very talented "old dlag"
28:00 <Matthew> "slag*
28:00 <Picard> overrated id say
28:00 <Picard> kylie is better 
28:00 <dematerialised> im sure i knew the words to at least one of her songs as a kid
28:00 <Serenity> still blows my mind theyre not identical twins
28:00 <Picard> id like to blow u Serenity
29:00 <dematerialised> actually im pretty sure there was a madonna song i used to crank in the car when i was but a teen
29:00 <dematerialised> cant remmeber what it was though
29:00 <Serenity> id blow my strap on right now your throat picard
29:00 <Picard> like a virgin?
29:00 <dematerialised> nah
29:00 <Picard> anytime Serenity
29:00 <dematerialised> it was some kind of electronic song
29:00 <Picard> just say when
29:00 <dematerialised> really early
29:00 <amelia> WHeN
29:00 <dematerialised> i think it might have been in a movie
29:00 <Matthew> i prefer Mary Kate over Ashley, but just my opinion
30:00 <TheRiddler> got my first loot crate today
30:00 <TheRiddler> in the mail
30:00 <Picard> amelia go eat another cow or something, no one was talking to you
30:00 <Serenity> what was in it
30:00 <TheRiddler> you know that thing they constantly advertise every
31:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a year worth of the anime edition loot crates
31:00 <Serenity> oh
31:00 <Serenity> cool
31:00 <TheRiddler> I got a t-shirt of rwby
31:00 <TheRiddler> 2 shot glasses
31:00 <TheRiddler> a manga book
31:00 <TheRiddler> a notepad
31:00 <dematerialised> found it
31:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDM0yAJjlBo
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna*Frozen Views: 9,520,970 Uploader: boneheadcutter Uploaded: Mar 23, 2011 Duration: 5m25s Rating: .0
32:00 <TheRiddler> a fabric patch
32:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever they're called
32:00 <TheRiddler> a poster
32:00 <TheRiddler> anddddd
32:00 <Matthew> this news story disgusts me....
32:00 <Matthew> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3507255/Golden-Girl-Betty-White-94-sued-live-employee-20-years-unpaid-wages-lack-breaks.html
32:00 <TheRiddler> a bandana
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
32:00 <Matthew> funny... she worked for her for 20 years, only quit like two weeks ago... now SUES her'
33:00 <Matthew> fucking ungrateful bitch
33:00 <Matthew> Betty will win.
33:00 <dematerialised> Matthew you madonna fiend
33:00 <dematerialised> is Frozen good or not?
33:00 <amelia> wot
33:00 <dematerialised> i want your expert opinion
33:00 <amelia> I wish i had a cow to eay
33:00 <amelia> eat
33:00 <amelia> you fat pink fuck
33:00 <dematerialised> SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
33:00 <Matthew> Madonna's song, Frozen ?
33:00 <dematerialised> yes
34:00 <Matthew> it's not in my personal top 10
34:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
34:00 <TheRiddler> a fat pink cow
34:00 <Matthew> poor Betty btw
35:00 <TheRiddler> betty who
35:00 <Matthew> White
36:00 <TheRiddler> betty boo
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM_9As_2VAg
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Betty Boo - Doin' The Do Views: 661,876 Uploader: letgr00ve Uploaded: Feb 22, 2007 Duration: 3m38s Rating: 4.81
37:00 <Picard> fuck my neck hurts
37:00 <Clarkson> i do not like seeing ass pimples
38:00 <Picard> stupid gook bitch that did my massage
38:00 <Matthew> excuse me... how racist
38:00 <TheRiddler> what neck
39:00 <TheRiddler> did she couldn't work with all that flab
39:00 <TheRiddler> *maybe
40:00 <Picard> Matthew she was a gook, no idea what breed to that covers them all
40:00 <Picard> TheRiddler it was my massage, not yours boof.
42:00 <Matthew> CHINA
43:00 <dematerialised> her name is amelia, don't be racist
43:00 <amelia> GOSHDAMNIT
46:00 <Serenity> my wrist hurts i think i have wankers cramp
46:00 <dematerialised> no you just are one
46:00 <dematerialised> :3
46:00 <Serenity> speaks
47:00 <Matthew> kublai kjan
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <Picard> cant u use both hands Serenity
05:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f42e81bddbc
06:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph565a2245d0383
07:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
07:00 <Picard> settle tiger
07:00 <dematerialised> Serenity remember that portable pussy ting i told you i made a while ago?
07:00 <dematerialised> someone else has copied my design
07:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/4dv6Bqn.jpg
07:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Picard> u would use it with the plastic off
08:00 <partay> *yawn* *stretch* 
09:00 <dematerialised> well my design actually uses a rubber glove instead of plastic
09:00 <dematerialised> much more firm
09:00 <Picard> u tested it?
09:00 <dematerialised> of course i have
09:00 <dematerialised> i've used it multiple timews
09:00 <dematerialised> its pretty fucking good
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> pun intended
10:00 <Picard> what do u use a lube
10:00 <dematerialised> last time i used cooking oil
10:00 <dematerialised> but anything decently viscous will do
10:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <dematerialised> i know she is
11:00 <dematerialised> she wanted pics
11:00 <partay> dematerialised did you make a wanking machine ?
11:00 <dematerialised> a wanking device, yes
11:00 <Serenity> Im so fucking far from turned on
11:00 <dematerialised> it wasnt automated unfortunately
11:00 <Picard> did u enjoy my link Serenity?
11:00 <partay> have you got a patent on it ?
11:00 <Serenity> no because i didnt click them
11:00 <dematerialised> nah
12:00 <dematerialised> im still looking for a manufacturing partner
12:00 <dematerialised> fleshlights aint got nothing on me
12:00 <Picard> oh my
12:00 <dematerialised> you could even use my device as a cheap replacement for sex robots
13:00 <Picard> dont get too excited
13:00 <partay> pics
13:00 <Serenity> you just come here to wank off dont you picard
13:00 <dematerialised> cant get pics, device doesnt exist anymore
13:00 <Serenity> i get it now
13:00 <partay> while not in actual use 
13:00 <dematerialised> next time im at the shops i'll buy the parts
14:00 <Picard> no Serenity
14:00 <Serenity> dont lie to me
14:00 <Serenity> i can sniff out a wanker from miles away
14:00 <Picard> i dont wank at night
14:00 <Serenity> do you wank between the hours of 9 and 3
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <Picard> who doesnt wank?
14:00 <dematerialised> paraplegics
14:00 <partay> snap
15:00 <Serenity> people with no arms
15:00 <Picard> ok
15:00 <Picard> and yes i wank when no one is home, unless im in the shower '
15:00 <dematerialised> i doubt you can wank standing up
16:00 <Picard> partay, for you
16:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=90471092
16:00 <partay> id that you uploaded yourself batting off picard?
16:00 <Picard> how big are"F" cups?
16:00 <partay> im not clicking
17:00 <dematerialised> F cups are about as big as your head
17:00 <partay> oh
17:00 <partay> i dont like giant baps anyway
17:00 <Picard> im asking a chic, not u
17:00 <dematerialised> i am a chick you retard
17:00 <Serenity> well that depends
17:00 <partay> except Serenity's.. id tap those 
18:00 <Serenity> an F cup on a chick whos a size 10 is different from a chick who is a size 20
18:00 <Picard> fuck off idiot
18:00 <Picard> size 14 with f cups
18:00 <amelia> depends how full they are too
18:00 <partay> that turned matthew off 
18:00 <amelia> Saggy F cup or round F cup
18:00 <dematerialised> i'd like my face to be full of them
18:00 <Serenity> pretty fuckinbg large on a sz 14
19:00 <Doodle> cant we just talk about bo-
19:00 <Doodle> oh nm
19:00 <dematerialised> i would like to drown in a ball pit but instead of plastic balls just boobs
19:00 <amelia> I'm E i dont think it looks heaps out of proportion
19:00 <Picard> pics amelia
19:00 <amelia> go away old man
20:00 <Serenity> i dread to think what mine will be when im a 14 theyre going up with every strap size i lose
20:00 <partay> amelia but youa 14/16 do they dont 
20:00 <amelia> I'm a 10
20:00 <dematerialised> youa do they dont
20:00 <Serenity> er amelia is tiny
20:00 <amelia> you stupid old fat fuck
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> amelia is literally a hobbit from hobbiton
20:00 <partay> you said you weigh 70kg 
20:00 <amelia> Aren't your tits shrinking along with thr rest of you
20:00 <partay> thats not a 10
21:00 <amelia> I never said i weighed 70
21:00 <Serenity> its not a 14/16 either
21:00 <Picard> she is two size tens
21:00 <amelia> When i was chubby i weighed 70
21:00 <Doodle> when i was chubby i weighed 127kg
21:00 <Serenity> hahahah
21:00 <dematerialised> when i am chubby i weigh chubby
21:00 <faux> gagfest
21:00 <amelia> The only time i would have said i weighed 70 is if i was being sarcastic by making fun of FaT TaYLoR
22:00 <partay> what about the pic u sent me 
22:00 <partay> you look 70 in that
22:00 <dematerialised> was she painted blue
22:00 <amelia> which pic is that
22:00 <Doodle> she means weight not age partay
22:00 <amelia> cat pic
22:00 <partay> faux i know youd like to oil up and slide all over Picard
22:00 <faux> lmaoo
22:00 <faux> drank sum wine gained 40kg overnight m8
22:00 <faux> -- FaT TaYLoR
22:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH
22:00 <Picard> partay wtf
22:00 <Picard> leave me out of that
23:00 <partay> and Picard you pay faux to do that
23:00 <Picard> nuh
23:00 <Picard> id pay to suck her toes
23:00 <Picard> she has sexy feet
23:00 <Serenity> plz no
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Picard> why Serenity fucks me with a strapon
24:00 <dematerialised> you are all fucked and overrated
24:00 <Doodle> like you'd just suck her toes, bit of tomato sauce and she would lose a leg
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <faux> dear god
25:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f00cf64fb7a    <---wtf
26:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler, Picard is stepping up, on your turf
26:00 <dematerialised> take him out
26:00 <Picard> where is this place
26:00 <Picard> omg
26:00 <Picard> there is a place on the gold coast, for gays like this
27:00 <couleurs> your garage?
27:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
27:00 <dematerialised> POW
27:00 <dematerialised> right in the kisser
27:00 <Picard> no u moron
27:00 <couleurs> ew!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Picard> go to squirt.org and do a cruising search
28:00 <Doodle> :/
28:00 <Doodle> what is wrong with you
28:00 <Doodle> actually dont answer that
28:00 <Picard> wat
28:00 <Picard> y
28:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <Picard> othing wrong with me
29:00 <Picard> im normal
29:00 <Picard> u cunts are all whacked
30:00 <TheRiddler> what turf?
30:00 <Serenity> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
32:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> the only turf picard has is a patch of soil where he grew from
34:00 <Picard> i 0wn u fat boy
35:00 <Serenity> omg TheRiddler lol
36:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=718383618     <---- i want this
37:00 <dematerialised> i want you to accidentally stick your tongue onto exposed 240v live wiring
37:00 <Picard> only if my cock is on your arse
37:00 <TheRiddler> why are you linking us pornhub stuff
37:00 <dematerialised> you can tongue my ass if you want Picard
38:00 <dematerialised> but you need to have a dick first if you wanna try that with me
38:00 <Clarkson> jesus fuck this shit again
38:00 <Doodle> ^
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://hellosubscription.com/2016/02/loot-anime-loot-crate-february-2016-spoilers-episode-4-haunted/
39:00 <Doodle> sorry i cant click that TheRiddler
39:00 <Doodle> i'm not 13
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <Picard> he is
41:00 <Picard> mentally
41:00 <dematerialised> nah Doodle is grandfather time
41:00 <dematerialised> we should all strive to be him
41:00 <Doodle> 2rite
42:00 <partay> Doodle is the channel spunkrat and king missile.. you should be bowing down to him 
42:00 <Doodle> dont 4get 2 like, comment n subscribe
42:00 <Picard> he can lick my balls
43:00 <partay> even the channel hostile dyke wants to fuck him.. you cant beat that 
43:00 <Doodle> nobody is going to lick your balls Picard
43:00 <Doodle> who is the channel hostile dyke
43:00 <Picard> u will
43:00 <Doodle> uwish homo
43:00 <Doodle> does your wife know you're a big fat homo
43:00 <partay> Doodle is outta your league Picard
44:00 <Serenity> woah who is the hostile dyke
44:00 <Serenity> can it be me
44:00 <Doodle> you're the easy dyke
44:00 <partay> no your the dominant dyke
44:00 <Serenity> oh
44:00 <Doodle> one sniff of ginger and your knickers are round your ankles
44:00 <Picard> yes
44:00 <Picard> she watches
44:00 <Picard> she doesnt wear knickers
45:00 <Doodle> i was speaking figuratively
45:00 <Serenity> oh.. ohhhh
45:00 <Serenity> no
45:00 <Picard> im going to bed, wifey needs some cock
45:00 <amsy> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> lol
46:00 <Doodle> are u getting her leftovers
46:00 <Picard> im going to imagine she is Serenity tonight 
46:00 <dematerialised> is that because its the only way you can get it up
46:00 <dematerialised> ?
46:00 <Picard> no problems getting it up lad, its getting it down thats the problem
46:00 <Picard> stays hard forevor
46:00 <dematerialised> thats because your 2 inches is hard forever
47:00 <Serenity> thats a side effect from the vig i heard
47:00 <dematerialised> trapped in the folds of time
47:00 <Picard> dematerialised it would make your arse bleed
47:00 <dematerialised> AHHAHAAHAHAHAH
47:00 <Picard> no pills for me sez
47:00 <dematerialised> ok potato
47:00 <dematerialised> whatever you say m80
47:00 <Serenity> impressive
47:00 <Picard> oh, its ok to come out. i know your a fag
47:00 <dematerialised> quiet potato
48:00 <Picard> dont be shy
48:00 <Picard> we wont judge u
48:00 <dematerialised> oh ive been judged already
48:00 <dematerialised> and ive been redeemed
48:00 <dematerialised> please, go fuck your beautiful wife
48:00 <TheRiddler> picard was judged once
49:00 <TheRiddler> he was rejected for quality by coles
49:00 <dematerialised> haha
49:00 <Picard> how is that funny u morons
49:00 <dematerialised> when TheRiddler has outwitted you Picard
49:00 <Picard> maybe for those with the mentality of a 14yo 
49:00 <dematerialised> you know it's time to leave
49:00 <couleurs> cos ur hed look like a potatoe Picard 
50:00 <Picard> TheRiddler's head looks like a bowling ball thats hit the 10 pin once too often
50:00 <dematerialised> Picard your wife is waiting
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> still better than yours picard
50:00 <Picard> yes she is
51:00 <Picard> ahh the pregnant slut is here
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor woman!
51:00 <Picard> get that list ready for dna samples u whore
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah, totes
51:00 <TheRiddler> she's waiting for you to finish up and sleep so she can get the toys out
51:00 <Picard> poor child, never knowing its real father
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> get your grinder profile ready, and make sure you use the trump wig for a profile shot
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll get more dick that way
51:00 <TheRiddler> good 1 kk
51:00 <Doodle> his wife must be ABSOLUTELY revolting
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
52:00 <Doodle> imagine that great blotchy white walrus huffing and puffing on top of you non stop
52:00 <amsy> i thought kate was married?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <TheRiddler> did you like my 1 too
52:00 <Doodle> and not vomiting
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am amsy
52:00 <Doodle> i'm picturing his wife as a gobbledok
52:00 <amsy> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> but obv i slut around according to dicard
52:00 <couleurs> i bet his wife looks like a man 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob!
52:00 <partay> Doodle TMI
52:00 <amsy> i bet his wife is a man tbh
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amsy
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet too
52:00 <Doodle> called Picardina
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <partay> he told me his whole family hates him 
53:00 <Doodle> can u blame them
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he is fat?
53:00 <couleurs> No, Honey. I don't want you to shave your chest hair. It's Sexy ;)
53:00 <Doodle> loool
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol !
53:00 <Doodle> gobble gobble
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aww hun, do i have to shave your back again!
53:00 <partay> i bet his wife shut up shop a long time ago
54:00 <TheRiddler> why else would he be looking elsewhere
54:00 <Doodle> cos he is revolting
54:00 <TheRiddler> other than that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he likes the dick
55:00 <dematerialised> no he doesnt
55:00 <dematerialised> he's just saying it to fit in
55:00 <Doodle> lolol
55:00 <dematerialised> the fact is the poor man hasn't seen his own in several years
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, he loves the dick. Prob more than me
55:00 <Doodle> :o
55:00 <Doodle> more than you?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
55:00 <Doodle> thats HEAPS
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ve seen the homoerotic stuff he types 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the main
55:00 <Doodle> unfortunately
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagine what’s typed in pm!
56:00 <British^Meat> hah
56:00 <partay> he also has said before he would let a guy fuck him
56:00 <British^Meat> stupid Picard
56:00 <British^Meat> he just has the same old tired lines
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUTTS TO THE WALL BOYS!
56:00 <British^Meat> "you have no job"
56:00 <dematerialised> he's just genuinely repulsive
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you fat
56:00 <dematerialised> that's all
56:00 <British^Meat> "You have no money"
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you fat slut
56:00 <partay> Doodle you should try the ol bai and hook scam on him 
56:00 <British^Meat> "youre fat"
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
57:00 <partay> get him to nude up on cam for you 
57:00 <Doodle> gross
57:00 <dematerialised> haha
57:00 <Doodle> no
57:00 <British^Meat> "i pay more taxes than you" 
57:00 <dematerialised> fuck i'll do it
57:00 <Clarkson> more like sex lesson lol
57:00 <British^Meat> lol such a monger
57:00 <dematerialised> just for the laughs
57:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife
57:00 <British^Meat> hah
57:00 <British^Meat> kinky
57:00 <Doodle> lolol
57:00 <dematerialised> the thought of picard furiously thumb+and+forefingering his dickhole
57:00 <dematerialised> absolute erotic pleasure
57:00 <Doodle> i'd rather stick my genitals in a bees nest
58:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lol @ doodle
58:00 <British^Meat> lool
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
58:00 <Doodle> lolol
58:00 <Doodle> <3
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that is gold
58:00 <partay> he'd have herpes too
58:00 <Doodle> lol its a line from tv
59:00 <Doodle> sif i am that clever
59:00 <dematerialised> http://images1.tickld.com/live/657767.jpg
59:00 <dematerialised> ^
59:00 <TheRiddler> dont you hate when you clip your nails and opening a can
59:00 <TheRiddler> clipped
59:00 <dematerialised> i'll clip you in a minute
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