// #melbourne — 2016-03-03
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00:51:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/WK7b38B.jpg
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
00:59:00 <dematerialised> dont give me those eyes woman
00:59:00 <doctor> big flacid willy for a fat monster
01:00:00 <dematerialised> it's actually a sculpture of my very self
01:01:00 <doctor> mine would require someone with a very steady wrist finesse to handle a scalple and microscope
01:14:00 <Tiggier> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12122716_1347818102036050_8941267662909522573_n.png?oh=4aee959fffdb24386ea3bc9fe77221d1&oe=57585B4E
01:16:00 <Tiggier> tsunami warning for indonesia
01:49:00 <Tiggier> https://i.imgur.com/rOiZd.jpg nsfw
03:12:00 <philosopher[{x}]> holy cow
03:39:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/NaturalHazards/view.php?id=87562&eocn=home&eoci=nh
14:15:00 <s3m> La Trobe >> At about 12.15pm today, my daughter was attacked and beaten at the Tram Stop across from Mcdonalds, Did anyone see anything or have footage? Please message me...
14:15:00 <s3m> so which one of you druggies was it?
14:16:00 <British^Meat> me, Why? Do you want some too?
14:17:00 <s3m> some ice cream would be nice
14:39:00 <British^Meat> hi kateatonic_kat01
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai BM
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
14:40:00 <British^Meat> im eating a pasty
14:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i so read that as im eating a pussy
14:41:00 <Clarkson> why is it illegal to have sex with dead people
14:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:41:00 <British^Meat> ive had a shit headache all day, ant its so amazing that sometimes eating just makes them go away
14:41:00 <Clarkson> is that smell; my breath, my cock or my sock? (could even be my asscrack)
14:41:00 <British^Meat> hah im no, and go fuck yourself Clarkson
14:41:00 <Clarkson> your tats are shit
14:42:00 <Doodle> 2 pints of best bitter and a couple of cornish pasties please
14:42:00 <British^Meat> :)
14:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn’t it pots in vic
14:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they’re gay
14:42:00 <British^Meat> those vics :)
14:43:00 <British^Meat> r u not a vic?
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell no
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I live in the best state - NSW
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> it just happens that the sydney # is full of cunts!
14:43:00 <British^Meat> is it the best?
14:43:00 <British^Meat> i dunno....
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> So I chat elese where
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas it’s the best
14:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t try and deny it
14:44:00 <British^Meat> i lived in botany for 3 months, was alright
14:44:00 <British^Meat> Actual Sydney was pretty mental...
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol botany
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i live in the burbs
14:47:00 <Doodle> i come from hammersmith
14:47:00 <British^Meat> i really enjoyed going to circular quay and catching the boats to manly
14:48:00 <British^Meat> ive got houses all over the place, enver know where i might end up, one berkshire, the next day twatshire!
14:48:00 <British^Meat> awww i ballsed that, but Doodle digs
14:48:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:49:00 <Doodle> come through to the polo lounge m'dear
14:49:00 <British^Meat> pork?
14:49:00 <Doodle> WOULD MADAME CARE FOR A WHORES DERVE
14:58:00 <Doodle> guss not
14:58:00 <Doodle> e
15:00:00 <British^Meat> EDDIE DONT BE SO FOUL!
15:00:00 <British^Meat> What, i was only asking her if she wanted a portion!
15:00:00 <British^Meat> Ah hah, we love it
15:00:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:00:00 <Doodle> great days
15:00:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00:00 <British^Meat> grrrr great days
15:05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:44:00 <TheRon> it's a junior mint, it's very refreshing
16:07:00 <TheRon> my god!
16:07:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my dog!
16:08:00 <faux> mon dieu
16:09:00 <Doodle> SACRE BLEU
16:10:00 <TheRon> cordon bleu
16:10:00 <Doodle> yum
16:10:00 <faux> dios mio
16:10:00 <TheRon> ni hao
16:10:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.cloudjuice.com.au/The_Story.html
16:11:00 <Doodle> i will never click on anything called cloudjuice
16:11:00 <TheRon> beehhh, please no more of your kind of crazy
16:11:00 <philosopher[{x}]> this aint made no china bro
16:12:00 <philosopher[{x}]> TheRon your words dont fancy me anymore
16:12:00 <Doodle> ..
16:13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> walk the dog, dont talk the talk
16:14:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, get ops
16:14:00 <Doodle> haha
16:14:00 <Doodle> speshl ops
16:14:00 <TheRon> nice one!
16:15:00 <faux> i accept $50s
16:15:00 <TheRon> greenbacks?
16:15:00 <Doodle> get the hell off my property
16:15:00 <faux> lollllloo
16:15:00 <Doodle> haha
16:15:00 <Doodle> brb its almost 420 and i've got nothing in
16:16:00 <TheRon> it's good to be green
16:16:00 <faux> oh no
16:16:00 <Doodle> luckily i have nimble fingers ;)
16:16:00 <TheRon> must have that doobie ready
16:16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Doobie Brothers - What A Fool Believes.mp3 (8.49MB 128kbps Stereo 9:16)
16:16:00 <TheRon> that works
16:18:00 <Doodle> crisis averted
16:21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Doobie Brothers - China Grove.mp3 (5.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:28)
16:24:00 <TheRon> john waite - missing you
16:24:00 <TheRiddler> http://gamejolt.com/games/there-s-poop-in-my-soup/125021 for faux
16:24:00 <Doodle> no
16:24:00 <Doodle> lol
16:24:00 <faux> not clicken that
16:24:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: is the new perth stadium on track?
16:25:00 <faux> i feel sick
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> it's a game where you play as a baby that poops on ppl
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> and things
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> aww
16:26:00 <faux> sounds mind blowing
16:26:00 <faux> ill get right on it
16:26:00 <Doodle> hahaha
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:26:00 <Doodle> the sarcasm
16:26:00 <Doodle> is so thick u could slice it
16:26:00 <TheRon> what about a taco that craps ice cream?
16:26:00 <Doodle> no dont ruin tacos for me
16:27:00 <Doodle> Taco almost did that
16:27:00 <Doodle> now i want tacos for dinner
16:27:00 <Doodle> goddamit
16:32:00 <faux> m e2
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps
16:56:00 <British^Meat> NECKS!
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajAOr30_700b.jpg
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww cute pic
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> not much
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> you?
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> slothin
17:06:00 <TheRon> sloth is a deadly sin
17:09:00 <zaim> http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/moreo-3.jpg
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> hi Emma
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> where are you from?
17:10:00 <zaim> hi Emma, asl?
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg a female!
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> like flies on a shit :P
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:11:00 <Emma> Hi all
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