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00:00 <dematerialised> the single mum still has my super troopers dvd
00:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, we did what we had to do
01:00 <dematerialised> this is true
01:00 <dematerialised> things were better
01:00 <TheRiddler> tried to take a comparrison pic lol
01:00 <Haytch> now, im just waiting for Microsoft to get the hololens technology right, then i can invest in a pair and retire with Augmented reality porn
01:00 <Skirmish> I borrowed a Limp Bizkit cd off a mate and an ex still has it. She was crazy though so I just bought the mate a new cd. No way I was going back. I left a vacuum, digital camera and the CD behind.
02:00 <dematerialised> haha Skirmish, not the vacuum!
02:00 <Skirmish> Hers was shit, so I took mine over. I think I even left clothes behind.
02:00 <Haytch> Skirmish :( i imagine the digital camera would have been worth a lot back then
02:00 <Skirmish> We would have a disagreement and she would yell at me HIT ME YOU ASSHOLE HIT ME LIKE MY EX DID!!!
02:00 <dematerialised> i got a great deal out of my last real ex, she bought me two huge competition subs for my car and a brand new camera
02:00 <dematerialised> then split with me shortly afterwards
03:00 <dematerialised> a solid 2k worth of value!
03:00 <Haytch> lol dematerialised
03:00 <Skirmish> Lol bargain!
03:00 <dematerialised> ive still got the rings though
03:00 <dematerialised> so there's still a little bit more to be made
03:00 <Skirmish> They are worth nothing though to re-sell.
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah ive found that out recently
03:00 <dematerialised> they are only cheapies too
04:00 <Haytch> i think my best value relationship was a girl i went out with for 3 weeks and she bought me a $6000 samari sword, which i later sold for $2000
04:00 <dematerialised> i think from memory $1k
04:00 <dematerialised> and the rings certainly dont fit my fingers any more haha
04:00 <TheRiddler> why sell!
04:00 <dematerialised> i got fat
04:00 <dematerialised> so very fat
04:00 <TheRiddler> was the sword sharp?
05:00 <Skirmish> My wife's engagement ring cost me $4.5k and her wedding ring was $1.6k. She tells me I have to buy an eternity ring next. It will be out of one of those $1 machines cause I think she is getting greedy.
05:00 <Haytch> ahhh the days you can buy weapons.   I recently ordered practice nun-chuks from ebay, they are made out of foam, and customs seized it because they are considered as weapons :(
05:00 <dematerialised> yeah these are engagement rings Skirmish
05:00 <dematerialised> i bought them thinking i was about to marry a woman a loved
05:00 <dematerialised> ba-bow
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> heart destroyed e.t.c
05:00 <Serenity> 12 month anniversary Skirmish
05:00 <Skirmish> Been there brother ... Twice.
05:00 <Serenity> you better do it dickface
05:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: So I am told.
06:00 <Serenity> i will remind you
06:00 <Serenity> so you dont get in the shit
06:00 <Clarkson> no one has to put up with pieters shits
06:00 <Haytch> TheRiddler, i was an idiot back then, i wanted money for my Nissan 200SX so i can do things to the engine and thats why i sold the sword.  I never had an interest in swords back then.  Now i look back and think i was a total idiot to even bother with cars
06:00 <Skirmish> I have until August.
06:00 <dematerialised> ah 200sx
06:00 <dematerialised> worth it
06:00 <Serenity> erternity rings arent that expensive tho
06:00 <Serenity> its ok
06:00 <Skirmish> Cars are a great investment. They can help you get laid later. Swords won't.
06:00 <Serenity> eternity
06:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, it was back then because i use to love drifting everywhere, nowdays im over it
06:00 <dematerialised> what year was it?
07:00 <Doodle> [00:06] <Skirmish> Cars are a great investment. 
07:00 <Doodle> ahahahaha
07:00 <Doodle> wut
07:00 <Haytch> lol Skirmish
07:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, it was a 95
07:00 <dematerialised> nice :)
07:00 <dematerialised> ultimate drift wagon
07:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Good. I can't complain she bought me a $900 watch for our engagement so it's not like I lost out along the way.
07:00 <dematerialised> bettered only by a silvia
07:00 <dematerialised> into the nearest lightpole
07:00 <Doodle> a 200sx is a silvia
07:00 <Haytch> rofl
07:00 <dematerialised> is it?
07:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Not in a monetary sense.
07:00 <dematerialised> i never knew'
07:00 <Doodle> yup
07:00 <Haytch> silvia is the Japanese name for it
07:00 <dematerialised> well there you go
07:00 <Serenity> silvia rofl
07:00 <Serenity> i cant hear that and not think of marko
07:00 <Doodle> hahaha
08:00 <Serenity> and then laugh
08:00 <Doodle> his silvia was a crapbox
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's not sitting in a garden now is it Haytch?
08:00 <Serenity> he tried telling me he drove from perth to bunbury doing 300km an hour in it
08:00 <Doodle> lol no
08:00 <Skirmish> Lol 300
08:00 <dematerialised> lol as if it'd do 300
08:00 <Serenity> and got pulled over and then let off because he let the cop drive it
08:00 <Doodle> not without his headlights falling out
08:00 <Serenity> im like.. yeahh.. suire you did
08:00 <Haytch> Rode the Nissan 200SX off in 97, ended up getting a WRX that lasted me about 5 years
08:00 <Skirmish> That's a hell of a story.
08:00 <Serenity> no shit haha
08:00 <dematerialised> marko is full of great stories
08:00 <Serenity> he also drove the same trip with no air filter
09:00 <dematerialised> the ultimate shit talker
09:00 <Clarkson> this channel needs fresh sluts
09:00 <Serenity> CUZ IT SOUNDED BETA
09:00 <dematerialised> he rivals B1
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> yes it does Clarkson
09:00 <Clarkson> its not boobs i took a photo of my new necklace
09:00 <faux> says the ultimate shit talker
09:00 <Doodle> i miss my s13
09:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure it was a 'shes a girl she wont know this story is bullshit' type deal
09:00 <Skirmish> I miss my 1984 Ford Telstar.
09:00 <Doodle> why
09:00 <dematerialised> faux i only ever speak truths
09:00 <Doodle> its shit
09:00 <dematerialised> dunno what you're on about
09:00 <Skirmish> It was my first car. Fond memories.
09:00 <Haytch> if i did 300kms/hr in my 200SX, the rubber of the car tyres would have ripped right off back then.
09:00 <Skirmish> Freedom.
09:00 <dematerialised> haha the 84 telstar!
10:00 <dematerialised> my mate had one
10:00 <dematerialised> the 4 door hatchback
10:00 <Doodle> i did 240km/h in my 180sx
10:00 <Serenity> my sister had a poo brown telsta
10:00 <Doodle> but it wasnt happy
10:00 <Doodle> at all
10:00 <Doodle> same with my rx7
10:00 <Doodle> :/
10:00 <faux> i did ur dad in ur 180sx
10:00 <Doodle> LOL
10:00 <Doodle> stfu
10:00 <faux> lollllllllll
10:00 <Haytch> Skirmish, your Ford Telstar used Leaded petrol ?
10:00 <Skirmish> Mine wasn't a hatch. Just a sedan. Driving my gf of the time up the coast for a picnic and the back legs of the chair broke through the rust in the floor leaving me laying in the back seat at 100KM/h
10:00 <Serenity> looked like this
10:00 <Serenity> https://iak.olx.ph/images_olxph/73855784_4_1000x700.jpg?bucket=08
10:00 <Skirmish> Yes it did.
11:00 <dematerialised> TX5
11:00 <Doodle> my first car was a turbo 626
11:00 <dematerialised> that's the one
11:00 <faux> mine was a laser
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> rip
11:00 <dematerialised> i think mine was either a Datsun 200B or a 1976 Kingswood HJ
11:00 <dematerialised> cant remmeber now
11:00 <dematerialised> too long ago
11:00 <Haytch> i wish i had a turbo 626 for a first car
11:00 <Skirmish> Lasers are awesome! KA 2dr lasers were fantastic and could take a beating.
12:00 <Haytch> my first car was a toyota corolla 1978
12:00 <Doodle> that was back when p platers could drive turbos
12:00 <Serenity> and she had a TE corty
12:00 <TheRiddler> my first car was none :(
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <faux> i was desperate cos i got a job so we found that with 3months rego for $500 i was excited cos it had te comfiest bucket seats
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <Haytch> TheRiddler, you ride ?
12:00 <Serenity> p platers can drive turbos here
12:00 <faux> blewso much smoke was te worst
12:00 <Doodle> ye not here
12:00 <dematerialised> sounds like my datsun
12:00 <Doodle> unless its a shitty diesel
12:00 <Skirmish> A good mate of mine and I bought 2 x KA lasers with a little rego from a wrecker and he threw in a 3rd for parts. Cost us $1500 between the two of us.
12:00 <dematerialised> $200 and had a massive smoke plume
13:00 <dematerialised> got the head done on it for $120 though
13:00 <dematerialised> so value!
13:00 <Skirmish> Drove those cars like we were hardcore drift kings .... Every time it rained.
13:00 <Haytch> ahhh datsun, i had a 240k  sports edition 2 door, what a piece of crap
13:00 <Doodle> all lasers come with obligatory blue smoke because all their rings are shot
13:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of I need renew my permit so I can finally learn
13:00 <Doodle> 99% of them
13:00 <faux> i had to buy s much oil 
13:00 <TheRiddler> +to
13:00 <Doodle> yeah
13:00 <Doodle> BLOWBY
13:00 <faux> and my uncle banned me from parking in his driveway
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Skirmish> Lol
13:00 <faux> cos when id leave theres be a puddle
13:00 <Haytch> lol faux
13:00 <faux> hes like how bout spot
13:00 <faux> stop*
13:00 <TheRiddler> why didn't your uncle fix it for you
13:00 <Doodle> i cant stand leaky cars
14:00 <Doodle> hate hate
14:00 <faux> cos i only needed it for a bit to get to work til i found a better car
14:00 <TheRiddler> or couldn't it  be fixed
14:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
14:00 <faux> then my exes cousin bought it off me for $100 cos he wanted it foe the boot ir something 
14:00 <dematerialised> i wish i still had the datto
14:00 <faux> and as he was signinf the papers 
14:00 <dematerialised> such a great little machine
14:00 <Doodle> datsuns are overrated
14:00 <faux> i engraved mg name in the boot
14:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Just like pets, there is a point where you refuse to spend any more money on a car and you let it die.
14:00 <faux> hes like uh i need that
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <faux> yeah it wasnt worth spending money on
15:00 <Doodle> i never let my cars die
15:00 <Doodle> i trade them in
15:00 <Haytch> [00:14] <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Just like pets, there is a point where you refuse to spend any more money on a car and you let it die.   <--<   ROFL
15:00 <TheRiddler> probably could of bush mechanic it
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <faux> lol i didnt see the pets bit
15:00 <faux> so mean Skirmish 
15:00 <dematerialised> fucken dont talk to me about spending money on cars
15:00 <Skirmish> It's true though.
15:00 <dematerialised> just spent $1k on new tyres
15:00 <dematerialised> :(
15:00 <Doodle> lol $1k
15:00 <Haytch> Doodle, i had an XF Fairmont ghia that i totally abused for several years.  By the end of it, it was not tradeable
16:00 <dematerialised> i had one too Haytch
16:00 <dematerialised> 1988
16:00 <dematerialised> electric dash
16:00 <dematerialised> :D
16:00 <TheRiddler> I still want a gmc van
16:00 <Doodle> i bought my rx7 and a week later spent $14k rebuilding it cos it blew up
16:00 <Skirmish> It looks like Arnie has cancer and we're looking at just letting him enjoy life until it hits him hard and then he is going to get the green dream.
16:00 <dematerialised> ouch Doodle
16:00 <Haytch> mine was 85, one of the first ones, but it was still leaded petrol before the world turned to shit
16:00 <TheRiddler> a-team type
16:00 <Clarkson> shads loves cocks in his ass
16:00 <Doodle> yeah it was FUCKED
16:00 <faux> yeah but dont all rx7s spend most of their time at te mechanics
16:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, i loved the electric dash
16:00 <Doodle> but it was hell fast when i got it back
16:00 <Doodle> lol yes faux
16:00 <dematerialised> hah yeah Haytch it was pretty awesome
16:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> free candy on the side :p
17:00 <faux> my mate had a racey one.. im not gonna pretend i know the terminology lkl
17:00 <Skirmish> I think I have seen pics of it, what series Doodle?
17:00 <faux> but it had rly thick tyres
17:00 <dematerialised> http://i26.tinypic.com/2ueu33k.jpg
17:00 <faux> and a parachute or something weird 
17:00 <Doodle> mine was an s4
17:00 <dematerialised> that;s the shit right there
17:00 <faux> was sxy
17:00 <Doodle> fc
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
17:00 <Haytch> dematerialised,  i think back then, only the XF Ghia and the VK Calais had the electric dash.  Then it disappeared for 20 years, and now all of a sudden its the new and exciting thing everyone is doing
17:00 <dematerialised> i would have that dash in my FG
17:00 <dematerialised> in a heartbeat
17:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/1937268_1200157397703_3073094_n.jpg?oh=57b91ded6a6080512b5d1d93080a7c5f&oe=57951F8A&__gda__=1469276539_3cc8eff17b19a494fce5585dee7d475f
17:00 <Doodle> really shitty pic of it
17:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/emma.rides?fref=jewel this person sent a friend request
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick?
18:00 <dematerialised> emma rides animal penis
18:00 <Doodle> lol no kate soz
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
18:00 <Clarkson> every time i come back to my laptop its teh same old shit
18:00 <faux> was that photo taken in 1879 w a potato
18:00 <Doodle> yep
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
18:00 <Clarkson> <dudley> pervert do you reckon Meowww would do some sex with me
19:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, the best part of the XF Fairmont Ghia was the petrol release button that dropped the registration, so obviously i removed the spring, and put cable ties, so that when i dropped the rego it wouldnt hit the bumper to damage it.  I went thru so many red lights, e-tag for years, never paid for petrol etc etc
19:00 <TheRiddler> who is meowww
19:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah Haytch
19:00 <dematerialised> i thought mine had that just because it was LPG
19:00 <faux> meowww was my old nixk
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:00 <faux> nick (
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <Doodle> hot
19:00 <TheRiddler> really
20:00 <faux> yes
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> seeing the dash again brings back so many memories
20:00 <dematerialised> i miss my sunroof
20:00 <TheRiddler> that must be some old quote
20:00 <dematerialised> and the velour interior
20:00 <faux> back in like 2010/11
20:00 <Haytch> Doodle, love the RX mate,  always liked rotary engines
20:00 <Doodle> yeah theyre great unless u are the one paying the bills
21:00 <Haytch> velour interior was the best back then, it felt like you were on the couch at home dematerialised
21:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
21:00 <Skirmish> I was laying in bed a few weeks ago looking at Supra's, Soarers, 300ZX's etc and they all look really old and shit now.
21:00 <dematerialised> my xf was spotless
21:00 <dematerialised> engine was fucked though
21:00 <Serenity> ive got a cortina sunroof in my front yard o.O
21:00 <dematerialised> i think i ended up trading it in for 3K for an AU3 XR6
21:00 <Doodle> my bro in law had a lime green xf fairmont ghia with centrelines, we used to take it for compression sessions
21:00 <Haytch> Skirmish, i still dont mind the look of the 300zx 2by2 fairlady
21:00 <TheRiddler> did the wind carry it there
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <Doodle> z cars are shit
22:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:00 <Doodle> heavy slow
22:00 <Serenity> we cut it off pauls corty before the body was taken
22:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
22:00 <faux> :/
22:00 <Serenity> someone was meant to take it but he never did
22:00 <Skirmish> Kayla got me to look at the Ford Kuga's. I thought she was aiming to retire the XV and get a Forrester.
22:00 <couleurs> i bought a 125i Doodle... New Money Pit
22:00 <faux> is the body now in doodles freezer
22:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, did well, i ended up scrapping it because i drove it to the ground.  did like 200k in the XF and i think i serviced it once or twice
22:00 <Serenity> roflll
22:00 <Doodle> lol ford kugas are 5 years old before they get here Skirmish
22:00 <Doodle> DO NOT
22:00 <Doodle> BUY
22:00 <Doodle> u have been warned
22:00 <TheRiddler> ford cougar
23:00 <Doodle> nice one couleurs
23:00 <Doodle> does it have a roof or have u got a new bf
23:00 <Haytch> im actually thinking about getting the upcoming Ford Focus RS, the 2017 version
23:00 <faux> lollllll
23:00 <Haytch> im over big cars
23:00 <partay> the Golf R is the car you want 
23:00 <Doodle> ^
24:00 <couleurs> it's the ugly hatchback 1 not the ugly coupe
24:00 <Doodle> i'd take a scirocco r tho
24:00 <Doodle> oh hatchback
24:00 <Doodle> ..
24:00 <Doodle> breadvan 
24:00 <faux> scirocco gives u baxk ur b b bounceee
24:00 <Haytch> the only thing i like about the Golf is the DSG gearbox,  love that gearbox, other then that, i really hate the feel of the VW
24:00 <Doodle> loool
24:00 <dematerialised> i looked at golfs before i bought my taxi
24:00 <couleurs> the f20 not e87 as before
24:00 <partay> faux dont make me slap you 
24:00 <Doodle> love those dsg gearboxes that break and cost thousands to repair
24:00 <dematerialised> so tempting
24:00 <dematerialised> but i couldnt afford it
24:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I haven't looked into them. I would prefer she went a late model Forrester.
24:00 <partay> 60K
24:00 <partay> but nice car
24:00 <faux> u touch me and i break your fingers
25:00 <Doodle> 60k my arse
25:00 <dematerialised> more like 30-37
25:00 <faux> id pay that much for ur butt
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <Haytch> back in 2008, i decided to go with the XR5 Turbo instead of the Golf and ive thrashed that car for 8 years now and its still awesome
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Serenity> imagine if chicks sat around talking about their vibrators the way guys do about cars
25:00 <Serenity> oh the lols
25:00 <Doodle> do it
25:00 <dematerialised> i *love* XR5 turbos
25:00 <dematerialised> a lot
25:00 <Skirmish> I liked the look of the XR5 Mondeos.
25:00 <faux> theres not much u can say thoufu
25:00 <dematerialised> them and Focus RS
25:00 <dematerialised> in my driveway
26:00 <Skirmish> Shame they no longer do them.
26:00 <dematerialised> plz
26:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, awesome little car, volve did good with that engine and gearbox
26:00 <TheRiddler> the 8speed butterfly
26:00 <dematerialised> indeed
26:00 <Serenity> 'It has a really quiet motor, and great grip. Really gets the job done'
26:00 <dematerialised> i got to drive my mates a few times
26:00 <Doodle> lmao
26:00 <dematerialised> so much fun
26:00 <Doodle> loool
26:00 <faux> Ah Yes me new Pink one has 5 settings. Only used up to 4 Last night cos I didnt want to Drill myself Into the earths Crust. $49.99.
26:00 <Doodle> LOL
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> mental image
26:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
27:00 <Trevor> Haytch, if u bought da golf u cuda had german sophistication like disco music
27:00 <Skirmish> 'Pushed so hard in the front I thought it was going to come out the back. 8/10 would buy again'
27:00 <Serenity> Only had 2 gasmeters on the clock when I got her
27:00 <faux> loll
27:00 <faux> low km
27:00 <faux> runs smooth
27:00 <faux> 1 previous owner
27:00 <Serenity> ROFL NO
27:00 <Skirmish> 'Fully serviced with new batteries'
28:00 <faux> bit of a bump when ya change gears
28:00 <Serenity> omg some chick was selling vibrators on a buy sell group im in
28:00 <Haytch> i was very lucky,  i bought the xr5 turbo for 28k  (mate of a mates rates thru ford) with sunroof, leather etc etc, and i had it for almost 3 years, and then,   x-mas day hail rode it off due to damage, so the insurance gave me 42k back because of market value, and then i bought the xr5 back from insurance for $10,400.  so basically, i got an xr5 with hail damage that was 3 years old for 
28:00 <Haytch> free
28:00 <Skirmish> 'Welcome to test drive'
28:00 <Serenity> she wasnt even trolling either
28:00 <TheRiddler> runs on double as
28:00 <faux> lolused?!
28:00 <Serenity> YES some of them were!
28:00 <faux> what a feral slut
28:00 <dematerialised> haha nice Haytch
28:00 <Serenity> 'All sterilized'
28:00 <Serenity> ROFL
28:00 <Serenity> NO TY
28:00 <faux> lollll yuck
28:00 <Doodle> 'in me jack daniels'
28:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
28:00 <TheRiddler> oh
28:00 <faux> "only been up 3 girls and me mates jack russel"
29:00 <Trevor> Haytch, i bet u pull the bitches with that story
29:00 <Doodle> LOL
29:00 <Doodle> woof
29:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
29:00 <faux> loll
29:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
29:00 <Serenity> the things people post on those pages
29:00 <Doodle> 'wait no i meant 3 jack russells and me mates girl'
29:00 <Serenity> like some filthy cunt selling doona covers and the room she had it in
29:00 <Serenity> SPEW
29:00 <faux> loool
29:00 <Haytch> Trevor, not really.  Any bitch that gets pulled from that story pretty much deserves to be under the car tyre
30:00 <Doodle> chewn
30:00 <Haytch> lol
30:00 <dematerialised> tuuune
30:00 <Serenity> i think i have a screen shot ill whatsapp it
30:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of cars
30:00 <Doodle> there is also 
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Cooper - Under My Wheels.mp3 (2.62MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:51)
30:00 <TheRiddler> where is jewel
30:00 <Haytch> ok, smoko time, bbs everyone
30:00 <Haytch> yes, i smoke, filthy habit
30:00 <dematerialised> i have no alice cooper unfortunately
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Doodle> boo
30:00 <faux> aliceee
30:00 <faux> alice
30:00 <dematerialised> i shall fix that presently
30:00 <faux> who teh fuk is aloce
30:00 <Doodle> aloce ciper
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> ihy
31:00 <Trevor> alice is a girls name
31:00 <Doodle> udn
31:00 <Serenity> check fb faux
31:00 <Serenity> er
31:00 <Serenity> whatsapp
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Doodle> wwwwwhhhhhhatsapp
31:00 <Serenity> you too doodle
32:00 <Skirmish> Pooooooison running through my veins.
32:00 <dematerialised> ive been playing a lot of sabbath's iron man recently
32:00 <dematerialised> i like it a lot
32:00 <Doodle> what the fk is this shit
32:00 <Clarkson> after eating pussy
32:00 <Serenity> roflll
32:00 <Serenity> some chick trying to sell her shit... look at the bedside
32:00 <Serenity> YUCK
32:00 <Trevor> ive been listening to madonna's hard candy album
33:00 <Trevor> apparently its about her sweet personality
33:00 <Doodle> WHOAH
33:00 <Skirmish> I need to get some new music. I keep downloading stuff I have heard before and I get bored with it very quickly.
33:00 <dematerialised> is that before or after having the glass pipe between your lips
33:00 <Serenity> fuck i took me hoodie off now im freezing
33:00 <Doodle> thats feral
34:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10603316_937876099660530_5937457277080476527_n.jpg?oh=8839409c3040694f28f6a42e2c5fb406&oe=57872B71&__gda__=1469159369_1fe0ecbadeaed75f855ac80f65080413
34:00 <dematerialised> they dont want their dads finding out
34:00 <Serenity> lollll
34:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish
34:00 <dematerialised> ^^
35:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/oeGHeEe8ZqUvu/giphy.gif
36:00 <Skirmish> They shut down the JB HIFI streaming app so K got a sub to Apple Music so there is heaps of music to choose from I just can't find any I like. #midlife crisis.
36:00 <faux> wb faux 
36:00 <Doodle> you pay for music?
36:00 <faux> tenks guise
36:00 <Doodle> wb luvr
36:00 <Serenity> why wouldnt you just use spotify
36:00 <faux> ty
36:00 <faux> hi swazzy
36:00 <Skirmish> Spotify doesn't let you download to your device to listen to later. Have to stream.
37:00 <swazowers> Yes it does
37:00 <Serenity> yes it does
37:00 <Serenity> its called offline mode
37:00 <faux> it does if u buy premium
37:00 <Skirmish> ^
37:00 <couleurs> i'm still useing napster it roks
37:00 <Trevor> skumish cant afford premium spotify like pieterdb
37:00 <Serenity> you're paying for it anyway rofl
37:00 <Skirmish> The apple music sub covers all 3 of us.
37:00 <partay> you have to pay for music ?
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> have u all forgotten about torrents
37:00 <dematerialised> pieter made all his money jailbreaking iphones
37:00 <partay> since when?
37:00 <Trevor> fuckin pineapple
38:00 <faux> user 2 b a fuken pineapple 
38:00 <Serenity> spotify is convenient
38:00 <faux> used*
38:00 <faux> yes youre welcome Serenity 
38:00 <partay> even a youtube to mp3 converter is acceptable
38:00 <Doodle> ur face is convenient
38:00 <Serenity> i have ever song ever in my library whenever i want it
38:00 <faux> ;D
38:00 <Doodle> agreed partay
38:00 <swazowers> Not if you don't want audio that doesn't suck ass
38:00 <Skirmish> Apple Music has a family account that supports up to 6 devices on one account so she decided that was the best way to go.
38:00 <Doodle> you find a hq version
38:00 <Trevor> partay, u have way too much time. Spend that time finding a job, instead of mp3s
38:00 <couleurs> convenient***
38:00 <partay> exactly
38:00 <Doodle> or 320kb/s etc
38:00 <partay> Doodle knows
38:00 <partay> thanks Trevor
38:00 <dematerialised> flac or death
38:00 <partay> ill do that
38:00 <dematerialised> although my car cant play flac
38:00 <Doodle> dont be a flac fag
38:00 <dematerialised> which shits me
38:00 <partay> moron
39:00 <TheRiddler> I use google music play
39:00 <Trevor> TheRiddler, nobody cares
39:00 <faux> i use doodles dads bagpipes
39:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
39:00 <dematerialised> i care
39:00 <faux> play me a sexy tune brucey
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Doodle> och aye whoops a daisy
39:00 <partay> faux you must have big lungs
39:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <faux> i got big something
40:00 <dematerialised> a big penis
40:00 <TheRiddler> how much is spotify premium
40:00 <Doodle> andromedas
40:00 <Serenity> $14 a month or something
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
40:00 <partay> or you could use Tidal™
40:00 <faux>  $12 i tink
40:00 <dematerialised> haha Tidal
40:00 <faux> or thar
40:00 <Doodle> jesus christ $14 a month
40:00 <partay> hahaha
41:00 <partay> 14 a month
41:00 <Serenity> i use spotify pretty much always now its worth it
41:00 <faux> JESUS CHRISTOS
41:00 <partay> thats nutz
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's $12 a month for google music too
41:00 <Doodle> no
41:00 <Doodle> it isnt
41:00 <swazowers> Yes
41:00 <TheRiddler> hai swazowers
41:00 <swazowers> Many people make much more money in a month and can buy things
41:00 <Doodle> when everyone bought cd's did you spend $14 a month on music
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <Serenity> it is because i dont have to think of music i want, go find it dowload it put it on something to listen to it
41:00 <Serenity> i have every song there is when i want it
41:00 <Serenity> without fucking around
41:00 <Clarkson> I think I actually got higher off the fireworks and general Yay than I did on the crap 2 cans of cider we had each.
41:00 <Doodle> for $14 a month
41:00 <Serenity> yep
41:00 <swazowers> If you only like Kanye West and his mates you can  go on tidal
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <dematerialised> i've already paid for my internet connection to be able to download, im not paying twice to download music
41:00 <partay> not $14 worth of fucking around
41:00 <Clarkson> im jacking my dick with gasoline any probs?
42:00 <Serenity> it is to me
42:00 <swazowers> Do you also buy petrol or do you not bother because you already paid for your car
42:00 <partay> $170 a yr
42:00 <partay> no thanks 
42:00 <dematerialised> fuel is consumable
42:00 <dematerialised> music is forever
42:00 <dematerialised> wrong analogy is wrong
42:00 <faux> i love how partay sits on here ans brags about how much money he makes and has a conniption over $14
42:00 <Serenity> rofl
42:00 <partay> its not the money
42:00 <partay> its the point
42:00 <faux> ahuh
42:00 <TheRiddler> that's faux favourite dick Clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> [00:57:46] load of shit community treatment orders are surpose to be for 3 months
42:00 <TheRiddler> :p
42:00 <Doodle> you could bang darcy's mum like 700 times for $170
43:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <Serenity> you dont get the point of spotify so i dont think you have a point
43:00 <swazowers> Fuck the artists and their hard work huh
43:00 <dematerialised> i was gonna ask if she was cute, but with that kinda value im not sure it matters
43:00 <partay> i also can get any song in less than 2 mins 
43:00 <Doodle> 'artists'
43:00 <dematerialised> swazowers: nobody forced them to write music
43:00 <Doodle> 'hard work'
43:00 <Serenity> i know exactly how to download music for free. its not convenient when you listen to music how i do
43:00 <Serenity> which is in the car 90% of the time
43:00 <swazowers> Ok
43:00 <Skirmish> ^
43:00 <dematerialised> personally i earn money by working in an airconditioned building staring at screens all day
43:00 <Maurice> FUCK YOU FIONA
43:00 <couleurs> Well Then, I'm Gonna Charge Youse $16 a Month for Exclusive couleurs IRC Content
44:00 <swazowers> Yes your favourite songs didn't just fall out of someone's ass
44:00 <faux> shut up maurice
44:00 <Maurice> Have you watched it yet?
44:00 <Serenity> omg i havent seeen it
44:00 <Serenity> shhh
44:00 <faux> dont spoil or ill kill you
44:00 <Maurice> I'm nearly done
44:00 <faux> no i habent even seen lst weeks
44:00 <partay> the dog dies 
44:00 <Maurice> Er you pair of losers, that song is old
44:00 <faux> so r u
44:00 <Maurice> I've got 10 mins left, don't make me notice you with spoilers
45:00 <faux> i will fly to perth and suffocate u with my butt
45:00 <TheRiddler> hot
45:00 <faux> .
45:00 <partay> ./notice Maurice thanks for the boob pics
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, i bet u r fat
45:00 <partay> oppps
45:00 <dematerialised> lol woops wrong windoe
45:00 <dematerialised> taco im very fat
45:00 <swazowers> Oh
45:00 <dematerialised> my penis barely sticks out of my pubic mound
45:00 <Trevor> i may work hard in the outdoors 4 money but i luv it
45:00 <Serenity> i forgot it was monday
45:00 <Serenity> getting now
45:00 <faux> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahhahahahaaaa
46:00 <Maurice> I'd believe that
46:00 <Trevor> i could give up the gym and nobody would notice, i would remain muscled and tough
46:00 <dematerialised> cool
46:00 <Maurice> Nobody on irc has a nice dick
46:00 <Maurice> Cept Doodle
46:00 <Maurice> And Serenity, she has a few nice ones
46:00 <Doodle> O_o
46:00 <dematerialised> my dick is horrendous
46:00 <partay> Trevor but we would still notice you're a flogbag
46:00 <dematerialised> its like a growth
46:00 <Skirmish> It's good that your have a toned and muscular body Trevor. You need something going for you.
46:00 <Serenity> i have all the boobs
46:00 <dematerialised> coming out of my groin
46:00 <Serenity> i am the boob queen
46:00 <Maurice> I meant more like suction cup dicks
47:00 <dematerialised> all veiny and wet
47:00 <Trevor> i get muscled and toned looking for grandmothers
47:00 <dematerialised> like a prolapsed colon
47:00 <Trevor> its rly gr8
47:00 <swazowers> What a room full of cool people
47:00 <faux> ty
47:00 <dematerialised> you're welcome swazowers
47:00 <Haytch> Serenity, i keep asking Skirmish for pictures of your boobs, but he says i have to wait until after the baby is born :P
47:00 <Serenity> thanks swaz
47:00 <Serenity> hey what
47:00 <Trevor> newayz u guiz r still boring
47:00 <Trevor> bai
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> ok
47:00 <swazowers> lol
47:00 <Serenity> are u callen me fat
48:00 <Serenity> cause ill have you know thats a cake mound not a baby
48:00 <Doodle> eep
48:00 <faux> what
48:00 <TheRiddler> cake in the oven
48:00 <Haytch> nooo, not at all,   Skirmish, just doesnt want to release pictures of the mother of HIS child yet
48:00 <Skirmish> Haytch: You just mixed up Serenity and katatonic_kate01
48:00 <Trevor> r cake mounds what happens when a cake takes a dump?
48:00 <Serenity> THE HELL
48:00 <Skirmish> Good work bro.
48:00 <Doodle> loool
48:00 <Serenity> im not kate
48:00 <Serenity> rofl
48:00 <partay> Serenity im sure you have a great mound
49:00 <Serenity> yeah its luvs
49:00 <Haytch> Skirmish,  you mean . . . you didnt impregnat both of them ?
49:00 <TheRiddler> do you have kate's boobs
49:00 <Clarkson> slinky_J what shit u on about
49:00 <Serenity> fuck i love my net
49:00 <Serenity> watching shameless
49:00 <Skirmish> Haytch: Not through lack of trying ... But no.
49:00 <dematerialised> ive seen k9's norgs
49:00 <dematerialised> they are glorious
49:00 <Haytch> ohh, im sorry Skirmish,  im sorry Serenity!
49:00 <Haytch> i got mixed up
49:00 <Serenity> ROFL
49:00 <Skirmish> You did indeed.
49:00 <TheRiddler> watch castle
49:00 <Serenity> i was so confused
49:00 <Trevor> btw arnold schwarzenegger is a fucking homo and the movie eraser is shit
50:00 <faux> ok
50:00 <faux> thx 4 teh review
50:00 <Doodle> bedtime 4 me, ninis o//////
50:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
50:00 <TheRiddler> night Doodle
50:00 <faux> SERENITY IF U SPOIL ANYTHINF I WILL ALSO SUFFOCATE U WITH MY BUTT
50:00 <faux> night doodie
50:00 <faux> :*
50:00 <Serenity> what if i want you to do that
51:00 <Haytch> good night Doodle
51:00 <Serenity> *seedy face*
51:00 <faux> oh
51:00 <Doodle> i do
51:00 <Serenity> :E
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <faux> i will also prrt
51:00 <Serenity> lolll
51:00 <dematerialised> little poo nuggets will come out
52:00 <TheRiddler> have you had any problems with the rabbit yet
52:00 <Serenity> far out im freezing
52:00 <TheRiddler> what breed is it anyways
52:00 <dematerialised> its lovely up here
52:00 <Serenity> problems? like what?
52:00 <TheRiddler> idk
52:00 <Serenity> and hes a mini lop
52:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
53:00 <Serenity> except he has a bung ear so hes really a mini half lop
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> also
53:00 <dematerialised> bye swz
53:00 <TheRiddler> did you end up getting a wii u
54:00 <Serenity> nah
54:00 <faux> im offto bed
54:00 <Serenity> might get the kids one for christmas
54:00 <faux> nini :*
54:00 <Serenity> ninis
54:00 <TheRiddler> why did you call her wine faux
54:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> LOL
54:00 <Serenity> huh
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh it was a 3ds
54:00 <faux> he means swazowers
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes
55:00 <TheRiddler> are you getting lil hyrule warriors 
56:00 <Serenity> maybe, shes got ocarina of time and majoras mask atm
58:00 <Maurice> Lol ok I'm done with Shameless
58:00 <Maurice> Hurry up you 2
58:00 <Serenity> im watching
58:00 <Serenity> 9 mins in
59:00 <TheRiddler> she might like it seeing as you get to play as a female link
59:00 <TheRiddler> and zelda
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/496756/all-you-can-eat-booty-buffet-japanese-men-pay-100-dollars-to-eat-some-random-chicks-booty
04:00 <dematerialised> thats not a bad deal
04:00 <dematerialised> i mean it'd have to be quality butt
07:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, how tall are u?
07:00 <dematerialised> why's that
08:00 <dematerialised> do you wanna date
08:00 <dematerialised> ?
08:00 <Trevor> just wanna know how high shit can be stacked
08:00 <dematerialised> 6ft4
08:00 <Trevor> god damn
09:00 <dematerialised> i also weigh 140 kilos and bench press about 150ish
10:00 <Trevor> i suppose the air conditioning has dried you out
10:00 <dematerialised> cant run for shit though
11:00 <dematerialised> i'd probably gas out about 1-2km
11:00 <Trevor> so the pile gets higher
11:00 <dematerialised> correct
16:00 <Trevor> were u born a fat slimy peice of shit dematerialised or did u have to work on it?
16:00 <dematerialised> i bet your sister could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
17:00 <dematerialised> also i wanna slip my tubestick into her
17:00 <dematerialised> what do you have in trade?
31:00 <beehhh> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/wa-bushfires-latest-updates-on-fires-as-state-bakes-in-40c-heat/news-story/e64d3015125f99a340b00d7a398ffd0a
32:00 <dematerialised> http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/india-woman-gang-raped-bus-front-daughter-after-attackers-kill-her-newborn-son-1548812
48:00 <Haytch-Away> Skirmish, i just checked, i have the first season of Elementary
49:00 <Skirmish> Get into it.
49:00 <Haytch> ohh, its that charlies angel chick
49:00 <Haytch> i would do her :)
50:00 <Haytch> like i mean,  if she would do me :P
50:00 <dematerialised> like, if we were the last two alive on earth and she was drunk and particularly horny that given moment
50:00 <Haytch> lucy lu or whatever her name is
50:00 <Haytch> ohh Joan watson, she just said it
51:00 <Haytch> dematerialised lol
51:00 <Haytch> please tell me they are about to bang
51:00 <Haytch> wtf,  his sherlock holmes ?
52:00 <Skirmish> I told you, it's the US version of Sherlock
52:00 <Haytch> you did, you did, but ive never seen Sherlock
52:00 <Haytch> kinda reminds me of Da Vinci Code, sorta
55:00 <dematerialised> GOODNIGHT
06:00 <Trevor> urgh fucking gaydsl
06:00 <Clarkson> Skirmish is such a gay cunt ... on irc .... and probably in real life, too ... lol
06:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, anything is possible... if you want to leap from the ground to the moon with your feet... oh wait that might not be possible
09:00 <Skirmish> You know you've made it on austnet when you're insulted by Clarkson.
09:00 <Clarkson> i'll evict everyone from bigbrother with my curry fart
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes! peeps in my unit block are having loud sex @2am! :|
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish they would have some fuckin decorum!
30:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, insults directed at you [unrelated commentary in brackets]
32:00 <Trevor> i hope u fucking like it
32:00 <Trevor> <3
55:00 <Skirmish> Straight to bed when I get home today.
33:00 <bradaovski> anyone around?
43:00 <gs69azza> legit question
43:00 <gs69azza> what's a few decent clubs in melbourne?
44:00 <zaim> blue diamond
44:00 <zaim> dress to impress
45:00 <zaim> http://www.penthouse15.com/
45:00 <gs69azza> haha I'm probably gonna be with some blokes who have like face tattoos
45:00 <zaim> always a good night here.. just there isnt enough bar tenders. gotta wait ages for a drink
45:00 <zaim> face tatoos wtf
45:00 <zaim> yeah stick to kittens mate
45:00 <gs69azza> yerrrp
46:00 <gs69azza> actually nah they will probs be at the club house
46:00 <gs69azza> so yeah
46:00 <gs69azza> blue diamond?"
46:00 <zaim> great club
47:00 <gs69azza> sweet shall check it out
47:00 <zaim> :)
47:00 <Doodle> u wanna go to SPartacus dude thats right up your alley ;)
48:00 <gs69azza> Melbourne Gay Cruise Club Guide 2016 - reviews, photos ... www.travelgayasia.com › Gay Australia › Gay Melbourne The best gay cruise club scene in Melbourne, Australia. ... Spartacus Lounge is an adult DVD shop for men, with cruising areas and a few small cabins with no ...
48:00 <gs69azza> haha
48:00 <Doodle> ye
48:00 <gs69azza> i knew it had to be something gay
48:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <gs69azza> I got told about some deep house club on st kilda road but can't remember what it was called
50:00 <gs69azza> and I've got a mate dj'ing at cloud9
55:00 <Doodle> is this him? http://i.imgur.com/hbQSLiD.jpg
56:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
56:00 <gs69azza> nah
56:00 <gs69azza> Jorzz is his DJ name
56:00 <Doodle> like the shark?
57:00 <gs69azza> i guess so
57:00 <gs69azza> his name is Jourdan though
57:00 <Doodle> but
57:00 <Doodle> thats a girls name
57:00 <Doodle> or a surname
57:00 <Doodle> does he have boobs?
00:00 <gs69azza> nah
01:00 <faux> 10:56] <gs69azza> Jorzz is his DJ name
01:00 <faux> [10:56] <Doodle> like the shark?
01:00 <faux> lmaooo
02:00 <Doodle> JORZZ TOO
02:00 <Doodle> REVENJ OF JORZZ
02:00 <Doodle> aslo hi
02:00 <Doodle> aslo
02:00 <Doodle> hehhehe
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> hi
02:00 <Doodle> whats happening
03:00 <faux> nada i have an appt in a few hours and i just wanna sleep
03:00 <Doodle> ye i hear ya
03:00 <Doodle> i just had class
03:00 <Doodle> nobody else showed up except the lecturer
03:00 <Doodle> win
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> you have actual classes??
04:00 <Doodle> theyre just catchup sessions really
04:00 <faux> like live ones
04:00 <Doodle> ye
04:00 <faux> fun
04:00 <Doodle> but its just chat for me atm cos i dont have a cam
05:00 <faux> are they your lectures
05:00 <Doodle> nah thats all powerpoint basically
06:00 <faux> so the classes are juat for questions etc?
06:00 <Doodle> pretty much
06:00 <faux> thats cool
06:00 <Doodle> ye except i'm the only one who shows up
07:00 <faux> we have those but like.... once or twice in the whle unit nkt as often as you habe them
07:00 <Doodle> once a week for us
07:00 <faux> we call them collabs and its just qhen a big assignment is coming uo etc
07:00 <faux> thata awesome
07:00 <Doodle> ye they have collabs too but we dont use them for these classes
07:00 <faux> qi wish qe had them that often
07:00 <faux> are your classes recorded
07:00 <Doodle> theyre always telling us to jump on zoom and go through stuff cos u can see their screens etc
08:00 <faux> our collabs are recorded for those who cant make it
08:00 <Doodle> yeah they record them and post them for everyone who didnt show up
08:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmnGzAKLvg
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08:00 <faux> can watch it latwr but jist cant obviously interact
08:00 <faux> yeah
08:00 <faux> thats cool
08:00 <Doodle> ye its a good setup
08:00 <faux> fun!
09:00 <Doodle> ^_^
10:00 <Doodle> i'm glad i dont have a cam cos the fkn dog next door has been going off chops for ages
10:00 <faux> i never get on cam anyway its so awks
10:00 <faux> lol 
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you mean dog as in woof woof or dog as in female whore :D
10:00 <faux> only like 3 people do anyway
10:00 <Doodle> i have one on the lappy but it runs vista so it wont work
10:00 <faux> and they always lag and shit
10:00 <Clarkson> and backed down like a bitch
10:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
12:00 <faux> bah
12:00 <faux> i feel sick
12:00 <Doodle> :/
12:00 <faux> idk why i always get anxy before this appt lol
12:00 <faux> i see em once a week
12:00 <faux> and im still like hi wana vom
12:00 <Doodle> i get a bit anx before every appt doesnt matter what it is
12:00 <faux> yeah
13:00 <faux> its like i have to mentally prepare to see people
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Doodle> well in ur defence ppl are shit
13:00 <Clarkson> no but he takes it up the ass for drug money
13:00 <Doodle> whoah
13:00 <faux> not these people
13:00 <faux> theyre lovely
13:00 <faux> and helping me
13:00 <faux> its juat the buildup
14:00 <Doodle> then they wont care if u feel like rubbish
14:00 <faux> when they're here im fine
14:00 <faux> lkl
14:00 <Doodle> ye
14:00 <Doodle> i know what u mean
14:00 <faux> its just beforehand 
14:00 <faux> im like EEE
14:00 <Doodle> like mini me
14:00 <Doodle> eee eeeeeeeeeeeeee
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> will deness lol
14:00 <faux> i wana smash a huge bowl of popcorn
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <Doodle> eat it
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> shoosh
15:00 <faux> dad.
15:00 <Doodle> eheheehe
15:00 <faux> daddle
15:00 <Doodle> ugh ok
15:00 <Doodle> i gtg do stuff
15:00 <faux> byeeeee
15:00 <Doodle> i will bblzzzzzzzz o/
15:00 <faux> okies
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that reminds me i gotta mow before it rains
40:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41fjyhKwcsg
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Late Night Alumni - You Can Be The One Views: 282,808 Uploader: MajesticKnutz Uploaded: Oct 16, 2012 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 4.94
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
43:00 <zaim> hi
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats a good movie to watch
46:00 <zaim> right this second im watching crazy stupid love
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> does anyone know if i put my 35kg amp in my car
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> does it damage my car if i leave it there more months
10:00 <Lumeah> No
11:00 <Lumeah> Its fucking not 150kg.
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> might go back to bed
06:00 <British^Meat> happy day off of work day everyone!
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what fucking day off work
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in nsw and qld no such thing
10:00 <British^Meat> innit labour day or somink?
10:00 <British^Meat> did u get stooged
10:00 <British^Meat> ?
11:00 <Doodle> only in vic
12:00 <skinlessfrank> SA
15:00 <Doodle> sa doesnt count
17:00 <British^Meat> u should move Snoopys_Gunship
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> only place in aust that doesnt get it is Qld and NSW
18:00 <British^Meat> we get it for a horse race
19:00 <British^Meat> im not even sure if its on tv hah
19:00 <Doodle> its begonia festival parade day today here too
19:00 <Doodle> for all the gays
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its always something down there
23:00 <Doodle> i bet TheRon marched in it
23:00 <Doodle> in a skintight bowls outfit
24:00 <Doodle> with about 4 inches of arse crack showing
24:00 <ali> Dugnuts marched in it
24:00 <Doodle> oh are you a troll
24:00 <Doodle> he's not here
24:00 <ali> no not a troll
25:00 <ali> just stating that dugnuts did infact march in it
25:00 <Doodle> rly
25:00 <Doodle> why
25:00 <ali> yep
25:00 <ali> not sure ask him
25:00 <Doodle> he doesnt come on anymore
25:00 <ali> ohh
26:00 <Doodle> shame really he was one of the most sensible people here
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> terrible troll
44:00 <British^Meat> c ya!
44:00 <skinlessfrank> Doodle
44:00 <skinlessfrank> where is Gauci?
46:00 <skinlessfrank> British^Meat hi
04:00 <Floss> Steak and eggs and eggs and steak!
48:00 <TheRon> tell me that you'll open your eyes........
49:00 <TheRon> been at the little creatures brewery
49:00 <TheRon> had a bit of a boozy lunch
49:00 <TheRon> lunch was awesome
50:00 <TheRon> a spicy lamb and goats cheese pizza, lamb ribs and spicy chicken tenders
51:00 <TheRon> Matthew: are we any danger of essendon being competitive this season?
51:00 <TheRon> and if they are not, should they keep the anzac game
51:00 <Matthew> fuck off. don't care.
52:00 <Matthew> I SAW MADONNA ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
52:00 <Matthew> let me glow in this glory
52:00 <TheRon> who was he he?
52:00 <TheRon> did you know his name?
53:00 <TheRon> sorry just assuming you werent the only gay madonna fan there
53:00 <Matthew> :/
54:00 <TheRon> so you didn't pull then?
54:00 <skinlessfrank> Matthew, since Anzac Day is a BIG GAME is it fair that shitty Essendon plays?
54:00 <TheRon> dennis commetti asked the same quesion
55:00 <skinlessfrank> He did
55:00 <TheRon> a collingwood geelong game?
55:00 <skinlessfrank> Commetti believes Essendon do not deserve to play in the Anzac Day game :D
55:00 <skinlessfrank> Sounds good to me
55:00 <Matthew> boring!!
56:00 <TheRon> you'd still get a crowd
56:00 <skinlessfrank> Hahahahaaha!
56:00 <skinlessfrank> of course
56:00 <skinlessfrank> I have no problem with it
56:00 <skinlessfrank> I just like teasing Matthew
56:00 <skinlessfrank> lololololololololololol
56:00 <TheRon> it is fun
57:00 <TheRon> ever been to the brewery down geelong?
57:00 <skinlessfrank> Never
57:00 <TheRon> it's a good afternoon
58:00 <TheRon> the india pale ale is a good drop
58:00 <TheRon> 6.2%
58:00 <skinlessfrank> nice
58:00 <skinlessfrank> nice work
58:00 <skinlessfrank> you go there today?
58:00 <TheRon> yep, had quite a boozy lunch
59:00 <TheRon> the pizza was awesome
02:00 <skinlessfrank> Back for more Matthew?
02:00 <skinlessfrank> Why did you ban me from afl?
03:00 <TheRon> god give you style god give you grace, god put a smile upon your face
03:00 <Matthew> because I won't have you lurking anywhere waiting for me to give me grief 24/7 about Essendon... discussed it enough over last 3 years... time to move on and get over it
03:00 <Matthew> talk about something else ffs
03:00 <skinlessfrank> Unban me from afl
03:00 <skinlessfrank> Essendon is a big topic right now
04:00 <skinlessfrank> not my fault you are so sensetive about it
04:00 <TheRon> sharapova, 4 years?
04:00 <Matthew> you're not getting unbanned until you stfu
04:00 <skinlessfrank> You are a bitch Matthew
04:00 <skinlessfrank> chicken
04:00 <skinlessfrank> bok bok bok bok bokarrrrrkkkk!
05:00 <skinlessfrank> bok bok bok bok bok
05:00 <TheRon> i feel like a chickhead tonight, dickhead tonight
05:00 <TheRon> can we have dickhead tonight tomorrow?
06:00 <TheRon> doodle, you 420?
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
29:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rswx2Z7SDw
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Holiday [Official Music Video] Views: 892,373 Uploader: ChynnaDahl Uploaded: Aug 30, 2010 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.83
30:00 <TheRon> is erotica on there?
30:00 <TheRiddler> anyone want a weis
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
30:00 <TheRiddler> want a weis
30:00 <Matthew> she sung that on saturday night to end the concert
30:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: rather have a beer
34:00 <TheRiddler> there's coronas in the cupboard
34:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQRLSBUNupg
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Give It 2 Me (ft. Pharrell) (Official Music Video) Views: 48,197,060 Uploader: Warner Bros. Records Uploaded: Jun 11, 2008 Duration: 4m14s Rating: 4.75
34:00 <TheRiddler> and limes on the bench
34:00 <TheRiddler> or tree outside
34:00 <faux> ew cupboard 
34:00 <TheRiddler> tho not sure if there is any ripe ones outside
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> cabinet then
35:00 <faux> no i mean ew warm beer
35:00 <faux> refrigerate that shit
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeh
36:00 <TheRon> bucket of ice water
36:00 <TheRiddler> there's drink coolers in the freezer
37:00 <TheRiddler> those metal balls that you put in drinks to make them cold
37:00 <TheRon> i have rocks
38:00 <TheRiddler> I just put some ice cubes in the freezer too
38:00 <TheRon> might bake some hake for tea
39:00 <TheRon> foil butter, lemon herbs with salt and pepper
40:00 <faux> yum
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what I'm having
45:00 <TheRon> does perth have a little creatures brewery?
46:00 <TheRiddler> dont know
46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
46:00 <TheRiddler> in freo
46:00 <TheRon> geelong one is the bomb
46:00 <TheRiddler> it started in freo
47:00 <TheRon> i know
47:00 <TheRon> kind of seeing if you knew
48:00 <TheRon> how far is freo from perth?
49:00 <TheRiddler> about 20ks I think
49:00 <TheRon> that all, here was i thinking it was an hour or two drive
49:00 <TheRiddler> err
49:00 <TheRiddler> less than that
50:00 <TheRiddler> closer to 15
50:00 <Trevor> http://www.smh.com.au/world/remaining-two-refugees-in-cambodia-rue-leaving-nauru-20160311-gnh7mo.html?utm_source=social&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=nc&eid=socialn%3Afac-13omn1676-edtrl-other%3Annn-17%2F02%2F2014-edtrs_socialshare-all-nnn-nnn-vars-o
51:00 <Trevor> I don't get it... somebody who fled indonesia, trying to gain illegal entry to a country, now complains about the poverty in cambodia... WHY?
51:00 <TheRon> some kind of ww1 thing in freo?
52:00 <Matthew> its like a prayer ill take you there... it's like a dreamm to meee
52:00 <Trevor> seems to me that it gives credit to the idea of "economic refugee"
53:00 <Trevor> perhaps the real migrant solution is to encourage the aboriginals to deal with the indonesians the way they used to.... they'd beat them up until they left or were killed
54:00 <TheRon> from memory the aboriginals were just shot
54:00 <Trevor> no that was the europeans, not the indonesians
55:00 <TheRon> indo's invading new guinea?
55:00 <Trevor> yea they're using the handful of ak47's they can afford to invade a land defended by throwing rocks
56:00 <Trevor> amazing
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> will china invade australia
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ????
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol i just recieved in the mail the location of the NBN Cabinet they use
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> mate i work at telstra
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nbn sucks bro
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey in springfield its better then adsl we have
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i hav ta go there 2mora
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good fix the internet around here while you are at it
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i mean goto work
14:00 <TheRon> is it true that telstra go out of their way to hire dickheads that don't know anything?
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in office
14:00 <TheRon> i've been on the phone with them
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ron,,yeah
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its true
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> service ia dog shit m8
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its all indians lol
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont use broadband 
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lots is offshored tru
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i manage 4 indian guys
15:00 <TheRon> dear god?
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and 5 local guys
15:00 <TheRon> !!!
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> honest tho the local aussie guys are as dumb as indiana tee hee
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> makes my life hard
16:00 <Matthew> the golden girls
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aeGx6Zv_700b.jpg
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> problem with aussies is its hard to find good people
17:00 <TheRon> Matthew: des'ree - you gotta be
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres lots out there but we keep hiring shit ppl
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so im fucked real deep up my arse
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYeMw6O_700b.jpg
17:00 <TheRiddler> pun arific
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aW6oWmA_700b.jpg
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> welcome to my industry georgeandwell-alpha lol
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i know banks use indians more tho
19:00 <skinlessfrank> Snoopys_Gunship fuck up
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> security has the whole industry flooded with them lol
20:00 <skinlessfrank> lol
20:00 <skinlessfrank> Why do you end everything you say with lol?
20:00 <skinlessfrank> You ain't laughing, what you are saying isn't funny.. So why the lol
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what type of security 
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u mean like mss and chubb
29:00 <TheRon> batman vs superman, should i give a shit?
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah patrols GentlemanSausage
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> georgeandwell-alpha
29:00 <TheRon> it makes no sense to me
30:00 <doctor> Catwoman
30:00 <TheRon> i've seen that porno
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh ok
31:00 <TheRon> i want green arrow v green lantern
33:00 <GentlemanSausage> lol nbn
33:00 <GentlemanSausage> i bet $100 whats his gronk is gonna come out with 10gbit fibre
34:00 <TheRon> liberals kept their promise, they said it was gonna be shit
34:00 <GentlemanSausage> LOL
35:00 <GentlemanSausage> shorten him
35:00 <GentlemanSausage> he'll start  crapping on about 10gigabit fibre to get some votes
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont use internet enough to need it
37:00 <GentlemanSausage> liberals nbn is fine really... you can pay extra to get fibre.. thats the way it shoul dbe
37:00 <GentlemanSausage> i dont see why my tax money should be spent on a dole bludget getting fibre
38:00 <British^Meat> hah
38:00 <British^Meat> i love that whols "MY TAXES" thing
38:00 <British^Meat> ur taxes pay for roads
38:00 <British^Meat> and pot holes
38:00 <GentlemanSausage> only people who earn money need fibre
38:00 <British^Meat> and police, ambulance, goverment officials, traffic lights
38:00 <GentlemanSausage> bludgers can go to the library
38:00 <TheRon> i wish a few of mine would get filled
38:00 <British^Meat> governement cars
38:00 <British^Meat> drivers
39:00 <GentlemanSausage> yep they do British^Meat
39:00 <TheRon> all this defence shit e don't need
39:00 <GentlemanSausage> we saved a fortune getting the spaniards to build our subs
39:00 <British^Meat> It makes u sound really elitist when you say "I PAY YOUR WAGES" and shit
39:00 <Clarkson> a junkie calling someone a bum is a fucking laugh
39:00 <TheRon> that worked out well
40:00 <British^Meat> ppl on the dole can pay tax too
40:00 <British^Meat> so your point is moot
40:00 <TheRon> i should stop frittering away your taxes with idle chit chat
40:00 <GentlemanSausage> they dont need fibre internet
40:00 <GentlemanSausage> they dont need any internet
40:00 <GentlemanSausage> they can go to the library and get it
40:00 <British^Meat> well...
40:00 <British^Meat> here, in 2016, ppl dont need to do that
41:00 <GentlemanSausage> oh thats right.. people on the dole can afford cigs, booze and $1000 smartphones
41:00 <British^Meat> TBH they can spend that money on whatever they want...
41:00 <GentlemanSausage> and its about time the libs got rid of the dole bludgers dental plans too
42:00 <GentlemanSausage> cant look after ur own fuckin teeth? go gummy
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
42:00 <GentlemanSausage> 3 billion a year just so bludgers can get free falsies.. fuck off
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> heh
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> australia is fucked guys
43:00 <GentlemanSausage> i think its just the childrens bit theyre getting rid of
43:00 <GentlemanSausage> stop feeding ur kid sugar shit
43:00 <Clarkson> well lets face it...we are all assholes
44:00 <GentlemanSausage> id like to see a dollar for dollar system
44:00 <GentlemanSausage> up to 15g
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats that asshole
45:00 <GentlemanSausage> so.. if you earn 15g in the year, working... the govt gives u 15g to
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u speak of
45:00 <TheRon> 15g of weed?
45:00 <GentlemanSausage> but sitting around doing fuck all.. just go live under a bridge
45:00 <GentlemanSausage> incentive to work.. not incentive to do fuck all is what australia needs
45:00 <Clarkson> who gives a fuck if you drink or smoke
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats part of aussie culture
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the good old days
46:00 <TheRon> here's the dole, and ehre's 5g's of weed
46:00 <GentlemanSausage> aussie culture is sitting around listening to toilets flush 
46:00 <GentlemanSausage> 15 grand..
46:00 <GentlemanSausage> not gram 
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> now we have indians to do the work lol
46:00 <GentlemanSausage> and 2 other things
46:00 <GentlemanSausage> fuck immigrants
46:00 <GentlemanSausage> and fuck fags
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> some aussies who are lazy will lose out
46:00 <TheRon> they be cheaper and aussies don't wanna do it
46:00 <British^Meat> my god, how you manage to sound so fkn old?
47:00 <GentlemanSausage> fuck marriage off all together
47:00 <Matthew> how dare you, GentlemanSausage
47:00 <GentlemanSausage> its fuckin stupid
47:00 <TheRiddler> get off my lawn
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> well aussies do wana do it.. but the pay is 15 per hr
47:00 <TheRon> i play bowls, and this is the shit they come out with
47:00 <British^Meat> youre one step away from saying "back in my day......"
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> only indian will do thay bro
47:00 <GentlemanSausage> i dont care what a fag does
47:00 <GentlemanSausage> quit putting it in my face, govt just ditch marriage altogether.. dealt with
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats why aussies rather go on the dole... works out the same as working for 15/hr
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats why this country is kinda screwed
48:00 <GentlemanSausage> and immigrants, for fucks sake
48:00 <GentlemanSausage> how about right
48:00 <GentlemanSausage> we stop bombing their fucking houses
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and the middle income white collar guys all have investment properties
48:00 <GentlemanSausage> so they dont have to fuckin move?
48:00 <Clarkson> lol you fuckin dope
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no one can afford a house no more
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fuck this country is so wrong
48:00 <Clarkson> That shit wont fly around here
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> it aint funny
49:00 <GentlemanSausage> yeh lol
49:00 <GentlemanSausage> ive got 3 houses.. labor going of all lets get rid of negative gearing
49:00 <GentlemanSausage> YEP
49:00 <GentlemanSausage> DO IT
49:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna go for a spot in parliament with a slogan "fuck em all to death!"
49:00 <GentlemanSausage> all my houses turn a profit
49:00 <GentlemanSausage> if u cant make ur rental turn a profit u can fuck off
50:00 <GentlemanSausage> fuckin renting out a house and the income doesnt even cover the mortgage.. thats just fucking retarded
50:00 <TheRiddler> clarky what do you know about politics
50:00 <Clarkson> i will get married b4 sex
50:00 <GentlemanSausage> this is why I dont vote.. im way too fucking centre
50:00 <Clarkson> how do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
50:00 <TheRon> FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH!
50:00 <GentlemanSausage> shit in her cunt
50:00 <doctor> i'm a drug dealer
50:00 <doctor> i make my money by harming society
51:00 <doctor> it's a hard job but pays well
51:00 <TheRon> doctor: do you have anything stronger than iboprofen?:
51:00 <doctor> got some heroin if you'd like
51:00 <TheRon> bit addictive
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most gays use meth
52:00 <doctor> yeah but good for gout
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and they will fuck anything
52:00 <TheRiddler> go live in newzealand
52:00 <TheRon> gout?
52:00 <TheRiddler> or canada
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gays hav no limits
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> fuck negative gearing off, fuck marriage off completely
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> actually
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> make it illegal to own more than 1 house
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> thatll sort the cunts out
52:00 <TheRon> i do get gout
52:00 <Clarkson> what sort of euro convertible could you possibly hire that wouldnt make us look gay
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> porsche boxter convertible
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah neg gearing fucked australia
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> make you look gay as aids
53:00 <s3m> pls
53:00 <doctor> yeah a bit of heroin before brekky will clear the gout right out
53:00 <s3m> anyone use confluence/jira?
53:00 <GentlemanSausage> get a mustang LOL
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> jira
53:00 <GentlemanSausage> yeh we 2 phillys cruisin around in a mustang aint gay at all
53:00 <Clarkson> [23:32] <TheRon> do ppl realize you shit out the arse
53:00 <TheRon> cocaine? it's less addictive
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> Australia. is sold to china
54:00 <TheRon> clarkson that was in relation to ppl praising anal
54:00 <Clarkson> a true fucking idiot :/
54:00 <doctor> when having a poke, a sprinkle of meth in your coke. as my mother used to say
54:00 <GentlemanSausage> if we got rid of negative gearing we could ditch the gst
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> this is the problem.. theres 2 sides.. ultra left and ultra right
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all aussies use meth while chinese buy all the propertys
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> no party in the middle saying hey.. ur both right.. and ur both fuckin wrong
55:00 <TheRon> is there something abnormal for me not to want things going into my arse/?
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> a gf years ago fingered my shithole
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> i blew my load without her touching my cock
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> same
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> had a girl enter my arse
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> was ok
56:00 <t3ch0> did you sniff her fingers?
56:00 <GentlemanSausage> nah i gave her my $50 and fucked off
56:00 <t3ch0> lol
56:00 <TheRon> the chat has livened up
56:00 <doctor> I vote nazi as I believe we need to preserve our cultural heritage and future for white children
57:00 <TheRon> i vote cheaper beer party
57:00 <GentlemanSausage> mate the coons
57:00 <GentlemanSausage> holy fuck
57:00 <GentlemanSausage> its good theyre in politics now
57:00 <doctor> that's racist
57:00 <doctor> i'm not a racist, okay?
57:00 <GentlemanSausage> show the stinky desert fucks they can do something with their lives
57:00 <TheRon> coon cheese is awesome
57:00 <s3m> poopbutt
58:00 <TheRon> faux, they're discussing anal
58:00 <s3m> discusteng
58:00 <GentlemanSausage> learn to spell dickhead
58:00 <TheRon> not my bag, but hey
58:00 <faux> dont be rude u sausage cunt
58:00 <GentlemanSausage> may as well put the back of ur hand to the side of ur head and start rocking backwards and forwards
58:00 <skinlessfrank> coons coons coons coons
59:00 <TheRon> raccoons
59:00 <GentlemanSausage> fuckin 
59:00 <GentlemanSausage> barnaby joyce
59:00 <skinlessfrank> 5COONS
59:00 <GentlemanSausage> Hows he supposed to find votes.. when he cant even find a dentist
00:00 <skinlessfrank> Where da coons at?
00:00 <GentlemanSausage> tab
00:00 <robot> who set off my coon highlighter
00:00 <skinlessfrank> 5COONS
01:00 <Matthew> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/56773509591d6ecca425df75129a0fec
01:00 <robot> its usually faux
01:00 <s3m> who set off my butt
01:00 <robot> .
02:00 <s3m> that is such a random kick message
02:00 <s3m> hello, you are kicked and the reason is YOU'RE A SPANISH TORTOISE
02:00 <s3m> lalsdmfoajoodkfdsrofl
02:00 <faux> turtle
02:00 <Matthew> I loved it and endorse it
03:00 <robot> k love u babes bbs xo
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u guys reckon the property bubble will burst
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and jizz on every aussies face
05:00 <faux> can you stop typing forever 
05:00 <faux> cheers
05:00 <s3m> ok
05:00 <faux> not u tortuga
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> australias economy is negative gearing
06:00 <TheRon> faux: hows this for a date, you me and a brewery?
06:00 <faux> how about me and yer mom
06:00 <Doodle> eeeheh
06:00 <TheRon> i reckon you'd get along great
07:00 <TheRon> you're a little less sophisticated than she's used but still
07:00 <faux> buuuurn
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r connect online 
08:00 <faux> gross
08:00 <TheRon> you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to love
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> faux asl
09:00 <Matthew> don't go breaking my... i won't go breaking your heartt
09:00 <TheRon> she'd be on adsl
12:00 <TheRon> don't go smelling my farts'
12:00 <Matthew> oh shhh you
13:00 <TheRon> hello, is it me you're looking for
17:00 <Trevor> why do fat young girls like watching friends? is it because they dont have any?
17:00 <TheRon> it's a good show
17:00 <Trevor> bs
18:00 <TheRon> so many hard nipples
19:00 <TheRon> that studio was so cold
19:00 <Matthew> YOU'VE GOT TO JUST... let your body move to the musicc
20:00 <Trevor> do u not have any friends or something
20:00 <TheRon> if you don't know me by now, you will never never never know me
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> again
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its me
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> grls suck me dick
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
22:00 <s3m> theron pls stop "singing" you sound like chewbacca farting the theme song to jaws
22:00 <TheRon> excellent
29:00 <robot> guess whos back ay
29:00 <TheRon> tell some men
33:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough, the tough get going
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
38:00 <Matthew> OK. my kitchen rules is getting good.
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi n e grls 1r
52:00 <s3m> poo
33:00 <couleurs> Hallo
04:00 <Picard> cunt.
24:00 <Picard> slower hello
25:00 <Haytch> Just completed 2 seasons of  Sons Of Anarchy
25:00 <Skirmish> So you're 2 steps closer to being a hot blooded homosexual?
26:00 <Haytch> i dont know where that came from Skirmish, do you have sexual issues ?
27:00 <Skirmish> Oh irony how I love the taste of thee.
27:00 <Haytch> nice
27:00 <Skirmish> 'I don't know where your outrageous statements came from .... Insert my own outrageous sexual statement as response.'
28:00 <Haytch> it was not an outrages statement, it was more of a responsive question
28:00 <Haytch> outrageous*
29:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. Bring on season 3.
29:00 <Haytch> i was thinking about watching 2 seasons of Breaking Bad and then coming back to Sons Of Anarchy
30:00 <Skirmish> You could throw yourself from the second floor of a building as well and get the same end result.
30:00 <Haytch> i could but i am sure the result would be different
31:00 <Skirmish> *shrugs* Goodluck to you.
32:00 <Haytch> thank you Skirmish, ill keep the second floor of a building option available :P
33:00 <Skirmish> Good plan with the shows you are listing.
33:00 <Picard> Haytch dont let Skirmish bother you with his opinions, he doesnt even own a tv so has no idea what he is talking about
34:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely. TV's are the devil.
34:00 <Haytch> thanks Picard, people dont bother me, i tend to bother people :)
35:00 <Haytch> Skirmish, perhaps you could suggest a show that wouldnt result in major bodily hard or death
35:00 <Skirmish> Are you related to Picard? He bothers people too.
35:00 <Skirmish> Usually girls under 16yo.
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come ova my new apartment in altona
36:00 <Skirmish> It depends on your tastes Haytch. The shows you have listed so far never got my interest. I enjoy Vikings, Elementary and The Blacklist to name but a few.
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> free champas
36:00 <Skirmish> I am a Netflix doco viewer most of the time.
37:00 <Haytch> i am current with Vikings but never seen Elementary and The Blacklist
37:00 <Skirmish> *listener. Since I don't have a tv.
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i watch hong kong movies
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> american and uk stuff bore me shitless
37:00 <slower> hi there Picard, sorry, was/am watching 4 corners
37:00 <Skirmish> Elementary is a US version of Sherlock.
37:00 <Picard> Skirmish has a fetish for under age children, he projects his fantasy onto others
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> boys or girls
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ??
38:00 <Picard> whats on tonight slower?
38:00 <Skirmish> That must be true Picard. Yet there are logs of you whipping out mini me for young girls on internet chat and none of me doing that. Funny stuff.
38:00 <Picard> yes, a very young 19yo.
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> send it to police mate
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> put the rockspider in jail
38:00 <Picard> you groom your victims in pm
39:00 <Skirmish> Discretion is important.
39:00 <slower> rich people shooting game
39:00 <Picard> well run along 
40:00 <Picard> shoot rich people, save the game
40:00 <slower> lol
41:00 <Picard> u agree?
41:00 <slower> some bloke had a elephants dick and balls mounted
41:00 <Picard> some bloke is a dick
41:00 <Clarkson> becuse there a man and a feminine bloke that can realte to them but won't ask for sex
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gay bloke u mean?
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> poms are pretty obnoxious people
43:00 <Picard> broad statement
44:00 <slower> georgeandwell-alpha that is a bloody big brush you have there
44:00 <Skirmish> Haytch: How old are you?
44:00 <Skirmish> Are you current with season 4 of Vikings?
44:00 <Haytch> Old enough to know not to kill myself :P
45:00 <Haytch> yes, season 4 of Vikings :P   Hate waiting for next episodes
45:00 <Skirmish> For some people no matter how old they are the idea should always be entertained. Picard for example.
45:00 <Skirmish> I caught up on Saturday night with the first 4 episodes.
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they are loud mouths
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what i dont like
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> might go to be at 11 tonight
47:00 <Haytch> i havnt used austnet in about 11 years,  does zaim still sniff underage girls underwear for breakfast?
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> haha
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so many perves here
48:00 <Skirmish> Hai Maurice.
48:00 <doctor> yep
48:00 <Haytch> `info
48:00 <Haytch> Demandred still own this channel ?
48:00 <Skirmish> No.
48:00 <doctor> dunno, some guy owns it
48:00 <Skirmish> Longie owns it I believe.
48:00 <doctor> or girl, nobody knows
49:00 <Skirmish> Serenity runs it.
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont like usa tv or movies
49:00 <Skirmish> Maurice causes havoc in it.
49:00 <doctor> too complicated
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they make it too polished
49:00 <doctor> back in my day it was just one psycho who ruled with an iron fist
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lose the point of what they are trying to make
49:00 <Skirmish> Pieter died of an overdose.
49:00 <Maurice> I do no such thing
49:00 <doctor> now it seems like its 100 normal people
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too much production in it
49:00 <Maurice> I have my own channel to cause havoc in
50:00 <Skirmish> You have your own now?
50:00 <Skirmish> Wotizit.
50:00 <Trevor> #aids
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> channle with no onw init
50:00 <Maurice> I've always had it
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is that for people who can fuck their own arse?
50:00 <Clarkson> unless you like to think about shit
53:00 <Haytch> [21:49] <Skirmish> Pieter died of an overdose.  <--<   REALLY,  i remember he wanted to meet up with me one day in Sunshine.
53:00 <Haytch> I actually met him at a party that i attended back in the day, he was celebrating with his bong
54:00 <Maurice> He graduated to a crack pipe
54:00 <Haytch> let me see if i can remember the name of the guy who had the party . . . ummm TheGod or something like that
54:00 <Skirmish> If you went to #melbourne parties then Picard probably has pictures of you.
54:00 <phaenanthery> Pieter the meth rager?
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he died.
54:00 <Haytch> RIP
54:00 <dematerialised> good evening beautiful babes
54:00 <dematerialised> and Picard
54:00 <Maurice> Kicking bins beyond the grave
55:00 <Haytch> i never got along with Demandred but i was friends with his ex gf,  Joker
55:00 <Skirmish> Left IRC to create an anti-online bullying foundation with Delta aimed at making all those nasty people on Austnet pay.
55:00 <Skirmish> Then died.
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Evening dematerialised.
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> he died doing whatbhe loved
55:00 <dematerialised> scarnon?
55:00 <Skirmish> nomuch.
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> didnt knowbu could die from meth
56:00 <phaenanthery> What about Consort and Netz?
56:00 <Maurice> And Ricki Lee
56:00 <doctor> yeah its away at your nervous system
56:00 <Maurice> Don't forget she was part of it
56:00 <doctor> eats
56:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell-alpha: You should try harder.
56:00 <Haytch> i was an OP in this channel for about a week, and i banned demandred because he was being a complete dickhead in his own channel, so he had me removed :P
56:00 <dematerialised> i remember Netz
56:00 <dematerialised> back in the day
56:00 <Skirmish> I forgot about Ricki once she lost all that weight. I liked her with curves and tits.
56:00 <Haytch> i remember Netz but not Consort
56:00 <doctor> i think him and mikey hooked up
56:00 <Skirmish> RIP Ricki Lee.
57:00 <Haytch> do you guys remember    'dopes' ?
57:00 <doctor> now theyre married in Sweden or something
57:00 <doctor> nah
57:00 <Trevor> This one time at band camp, I fucked your girlfriend
57:00 <doctor> jokes on you, i dont have a gf
57:00 <Haytch> ^aKa^MaKaVeLLi ?
57:00 <doctor> i dont remember much
57:00 <doctor> people come and go
57:00 <Haytch> lol
57:00 <Haytch> fair enough
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah
58:00 <Skirmish> Was Haytch your nick from 11 years ago?
58:00 <Haytch> dopes was here for about 10 years
58:00 <Haytch> no it wasnt Skirmish,   i was known as LUCFR
58:00 <Skirmish> Glad you changed it. That's pretty homo.
58:00 <Haytch> Skirmish, i was 14 when i started to use it
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> everyone should use irc
59:00 <Trevor> homo from a young age, aye?
59:00 <Haytch> lol
59:00 <Trevor> did you get picked on, in school?
59:00 <Skirmish> People like you ruin the irc experience georgeandwell-alpha.
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who here can fuck theirbown arse
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why mate?
59:00 <dematerialised> george has just peaked
00:00 <Haytch> Trevor, im actually not homosexual, no need to private messge me for a date
00:00 <doctor> Im only here out of habit and lack of self control
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u spice up the convo
00:00 <Trevor> wow but ur incredibly witty
00:00 <doctor> I dont expect this place to be any good, ever.
00:00 <Trevor> let me hold my sides, the laughter is hurting
00:00 <Haytch> Trevor, thank you
00:00 <dematerialised> melbourne was never good
00:00 <Trevor> oh wait there isnt any laughter
00:00 <Skirmish> I like Haytch so far.
00:00 <Trevor> whatevs
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> define good
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ??
00:00 <dematerialised> no
00:00 <dematerialised> i refuse
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> this is good
01:00 <doctor> lotsa wet moments
01:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, Melbourne use to have over 800 people back in my day, then it slowly died out
01:00 <Trevor> LUCFR, did u ever meet TheWJM?
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah Haytch I vaguely remember channels being in the hundreds
01:00 <dematerialised> thats a long time ago now
01:00 <Haytch> the nickname seems familiar, but i do not recall, sorry Trevor
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> everyone is on facebook 
01:00 <dematerialised> back when I had ops in #perth it was about 200ish
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> facebook is crap
02:00 <Skirmish> Kids in the old days got on irc. Kids these days chant on KIK, Whatsapp, Snapchat etc etc. Nobody cares about irc or even knows it exists anymore.
02:00 <dematerialised> split between here and ozorg
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> only way to be cool on fb is if u spend lots of $$$
02:00 <TheRiddler> Trevor has also used the nick Taco
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> doing pointless shit like going overses
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or resturant and bars
02:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, yes, i remember that split :( was not good for austnet or ozorg
03:00 <dematerialised> i sat on ozorg for a long time, i joined again not long ago
03:00 <dematerialised> Z is still there haha
03:00 <Skirmish> Battle of the orgs. I joined just as the dust from that was settling.
04:00 <Skirmish> Brb work stuff to do.
04:00 <Haytch> I cant remember,  TheGods, gf's name,  i think it was  IcePrincess or something,  they were going to get engaged soon after his 21st birthday party, but he found out that she was cheating on him with one of my close mates.  It was the wound i was looking for since he was such a stuck up prick online
04:00 <dematerialised> i recognise the IcePrincess nick
05:00 <Haytch> oops :)
05:00 <dematerialised> haha
05:00 <Trevor> Thanks ashley u fukin retard
05:00 <Clarkson> cock stain ass lick dick shit cock lips
05:00 <Haytch> yea, we had a big fight at his birthday party and i was never invited to another Melbourne party again :)
05:00 <dematerialised> and nothing of value was lost
06:00 <Haytch> there was a person with the nickname   Roadrunner back in the day, she was nice
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> can any of u guys fuck ur own arse
06:00 <Trevor> hey have u homos ever met a sweet innocent girl and realized that one day soon ur going to eat her 19 yo pussy
06:00 <dematerialised> im going to pillage yours with a broom handle ina  minute georgeandwell-alpha
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> trev... problem with 19yo pussy isbita very creamy
07:00 <Haytch> anyways, thanks for the chat people, im off to watch some tv before i go to bed
07:00 <dematerialised> hooroo
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i hate that slime all over my mouth
07:00 <Trevor> no umm this chick is quite innocent, she requires dating first
08:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about moron------------>     <Skirmish> If you went to #melbourne parties then Picard probably has pictures of you.
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> picard seems like an anti social type
08:00 <British^Meat> LOL open the vault Picard
09:00 <dematerialised> on the contrary Picard is quite social, just drop your nickers and he'll be your best mate
09:00 <Picard> why the fuck would i have pics of an irc party, when ive never attended one
09:00 <Trevor> like really georgeandwell-alpha shes the kind of girl i should wife
10:00 <Trevor> except i have a wife, one who does coke
10:00 <Trevor> fucking slut
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i was eating an 18yo girl and all that time her grool was filling up in my mouth
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> when i was done i and a mouth full of slime
10:00 <Trevor> yum
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats why i dont luke youngans
11:00 <dematerialised> the only grool you've had anywhere near your mouth georgeandwell-alpha is the anal oils dripping from your brother's rectum
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ur a dirty low cunt.mate
11:00 <dematerialised> the lowest
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anywau i find girls icky these days
12:00 <Trevor> theres a word for that
12:00 <Trevor> homosexual
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they have to do a lot of self maintenance to look good
13:00 <Trevor> nope, not if u pick a winner
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and all that maintenance leavse a mess in bathroom
13:00 <Trevor> also who cares, its not like its work i have to do
13:00 <Trevor> also bitches clean shit
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> true
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im lazy as
14:00 <Skirmish> Picard it is well known that you're the creepy uncle of irc that attended from a distance with a camera.
15:00 <Trevor> remember when picard was chatting up a 12 year old on irc
15:00 <dematerialised> fondly
15:00 <Trevor> the photos hes shared of him and his daughter too, are also suspicious
16:00 <Trevor> queue picards rage now
16:00 <dematerialised> hey they just had a close relationship ok
17:00 <fawks> can you all be cunts to each other without bringing people's kids into it
17:00 <fawks> tt
17:00 <fawks> ty
17:00 <Clarkson> Picard: you're a fucking troglodyte
17:00 <fawks> excellent work Clarkson 
17:00 <dematerialised> Clarkson settle down mate
17:00 <Clarkson> i heard this funny as fuck song at the pub yesterday
17:00 <dematerialised> christ
17:00 <Clarkson> bludger cunt Pieter
18:00 <Trevor> fawks, when u say kids i assume you mean persons under the age of 18, but im unclear if you mean picards offspring or just people hes dated
18:00 <fawks> his children you annoying moron
19:00 <Trevor> can we talk about his parenting skills?
21:00 <Skirmish> I need a holiday from twitter.
21:00 <Skirmish> It makes me ANGRAY>
22:00 <Picard> u should suicide
23:00 <Skirmish> If I ever become the married guy on the internet showing my little winky to young girls I will.. Until then I will just be glad I am not you.
24:00 <dematerialised> artillery fired
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i coukd never have a gay friend
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too weird
24:00 <dematerialised> 5 seconds till impact
24:00 <Trevor> https://twitter.com/austnetirc/status/709339123136352257
24:00 <Trevor> does that help, Skirmish?
24:00 <dematerialised> haha holy shit
24:00 <dematerialised> that was quick
25:00 <Skirmish> Lol you still have that twitter account. 10/10 for beating a dead horse.
25:00 <Trevor> im pleased it angers u
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls here wana rub ointment on me
26:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, remember that time u had a blog about b1 and then u raged and deleted it all?
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> r u guys all still virgins going on 40yo
26:00 <Trevor> except u started another one and repeated the process
26:00 <dematerialised> im only 30 georgeandwell-alpha
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
26:00 <dematerialised> i've still got time
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> r u trying
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to get some tail or happy to wait
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i cant say i would fight to save any friends ive met in the last 10yrs
28:00 <Trevor> Haytch, did u ever meet any of these people? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case Views: 1,594 Uploader: vr83 Uploaded: Jun 18, 2011 Duration: 1m33s Rating: 5.00
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> war movies r silly
29:00 <dematerialised> that twitter feed is a treasure trove
31:00 <Skirmish> You're stuck in 12 months ago Taco. Time to move on bro.
32:00 <Skirmish> I remember all the shit I got bored with. 10/10 for not getting bored with your twitter account though. Still holding on.
32:00 <Trevor> it is a treasure trove
32:00 <Trevor> <couleurs> boy am i glad nobody knows that i am a pederfile 2
33:00 <Trevor> couleurs quotes are the best :D
33:00 <couleurs> aheaheh
37:00 <couleurs> austnet boring now!!!!!
37:00 <couleurs> no more drama!!!!!
37:00 <Picard> Skirmish is cut
37:00 <dematerialised> i checked piets fb
38:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately he's not dead
38:00 <dematerialised> i mean fortunately
38:00 <Haytch> Trevor, wow, that video took me backa few years.  Yes i did meet Carl once, totally forgot he was wjm
38:00 <Trevor> LUCFR, did he touch ur penis?
39:00 <Haytch> no he didnt, he sat in a corner at a party and drank coca cola by himself
39:00 <Skirmish> Lol what am I cut about Picard?
39:00 <Haytch> he probably should have went with the diet coke
39:00 <Trevor> prob was trying to bring up the courage to touch ur penis
39:00 <Trevor> now hes all ripped apparently
39:00 <Trevor> works in the mines
40:00 <Haytch> Trevor, i think that even with courage, he wouldnt have been able to get up
41:00 <Trevor> Haytch, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q_vGU-0T4
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: iOS 4.1 Jailbroken (Pieter) Views: 736 Uploader: pieterdb001 Uploaded: Sep 21, 2010 Duration: 2m15s Rating: .35
42:00 <couleurs> lolol
42:00 <couleurs> yes
42:00 <couleurs> fucken pineapple
42:00 <Haytch> ROFL Trevor, thats Pieter alright
43:00 <Haytch> he looks a lot older than how i remember him, but that surely is him
43:00 <Skirmish> Drugs do that to a person.
44:00 <Haytch> true Skirmish, i always knew that his life would end with a needle, it was obvious
45:00 <Trevor> Haytch, yea he took up a new career in the heroin industry
45:00 <Trevor> im not even joking
45:00 <Haytch> you mean, he wasnt just a user ?
45:00 <Serenity> ahh Pieter
45:00 <Serenity> I almost miss him
45:00 <Haytch> lol Serenity
45:00 <Trevor> no he was a user, but the things he did to get a hit made it a career for him
46:00 <couleurs> Today Junior!
46:00 <Trevor> Serenity, maybe u shouldnt have cyberbullied him u mean piece of shit
46:00 <Clarkson> fact is if I needed a lift to he hospital , you would not get off your fat ass to bother helping me
46:00 <Serenity> why not?
46:00 <Trevor> oh thats a good point
46:00 <Trevor> nevermind
47:00 <Haytch> Clarkson, i would help you :P
47:00 <dematerialised> shots volleyed
47:00 <Clarkson> lola: by make shit up about people, my ovaries are fine :P
47:00 <Haytch> what was Demandred's name again ?  Richard or something
47:00 <Serenity> if you wanna come on here meth ranting for 13 hours at a time ill let you know what a sack of shit you are
47:00 <Clarkson> no body likes an asshole
48:00 <Serenity> if thats bullying well so be it
49:00 <Trevor> Serenity, r u suggesting i dont bully people, or that we have similarities?
49:00 <Serenity> Im not suggesting a thing
49:00 <Trevor> kden
52:00 <Skirmish> Trevor doesn't bully people lol.
52:00 <Trevor> https://twitter.com/pieterdb/status/48854727789772800
52:00 <Skirmish> He logs everything and brings it up a year later.
53:00 <couleurs> he thinks he's in the matrix in all of his social media photos
53:00 <couleurs> dude, the matrix is ova
54:00 <dematerialised> did you see they are now both full manwomen
54:00 <dematerialised> how crazy
54:00 <Haytch> never understood the need to tweet that your hanging a shit at maccas in dandy!
54:00 <Skirmish> I like how he brings up that at some stage in the past I collected stuff about users online .... And then shows off his accounts that he uses to collect stuff about users online. Laffs galore.
54:00 <Serenity> I have this awesome trick to stop online bullies
54:00 <Serenity> its a cool little feature i found in almost all programs
55:00 <Serenity> its a little box in the corner that looks like [x]
55:00 <dematerialised> hahahaha
55:00 <Trevor> same fing works irl k
55:00 <Serenity> woak irl has an x too/
56:00 <Trevor> yea u punch dem
56:00 <Trevor> #lifehack
56:00 <Serenity> rofl
57:00 <Haytch> Pieter de Bruyn ‏@pieterdb  14 Jan 2010
57:00 <Haytch> Loving this Twitter on XBox 360!  <---<  ROFL
58:00 <Skirmish> Hai dere Kate.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps and freaks!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
58:00 <Skirmish> How is my child growing in your belly?
58:00 <Trevor> kate if ur fat y dont u have any tits?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
58:00 <Haytch> Skirmish, i didnt know your going to be a father,  congradulations
58:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, my boobs are huge.
58:00 <Skirmish> Me either I was just saying it for laughs. Grats to me though.
58:00 <Trevor> C != huge
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
59:00 <Skirmish> Child support for another 18 years. WOO go me.
59:00 <TheRiddler> did you say if it was a girl or boy yet?
59:00 <dematerialised> thank christ i dodged that bullet
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, not sure why you keep tabs on my boobs?
59:00 <TheRiddler> or is it too soon to tell
59:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk btw
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, they’re bigger thanks to pregnancy hormones 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler!
59:00 <Trevor> im not doing it deliberately i just have this memory thing in my brain that functions
59:00 <dematerialised> pics or gtfi
00:00 <Skirmish> How is the alternative network to Austnet going Trevor? You know? That one I had a tantrum and quit.
00:00 <Serenity> aw man i was preggo tits
00:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01,  if your really pregnant, congradulations
00:00 <Serenity> mine were like fucking basketballs
00:00 <Serenity> BOOM
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> About my boobs. It’s bizarre!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
00:00 <Serenity> i want**
00:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, gr8. Thanx 4 asking
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah trevor, whatever happened to your newtwork?
00:00 <dematerialised> gr80
00:00 <doctor> hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend
01:00 <dematerialised> i like you though doctor
01:00 <dematerialised> :3
01:00 <doctor> naww
01:00 <Trevor> kate, skirmish threw a tantrum on it. The end.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Why was that?
02:00 <dematerialised> i remember when everyone started sucking eachothers dicks at the idea of getting ircops on a network
02:00 <dematerialised> that was a good time
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a legit reason, if i recall!
02:00 <Trevor> ask skirmish
02:00 <Skirmish> So I threw a tantrum on it and that was the end of the network? Anti climax.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls…
02:00 <Clarkson> hang you cunts
02:00 <doctor> what ever power certain people can get theyll take
02:00 <dematerialised> indeed
02:00 <dematerialised> it's intoxicating
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haw
03:00 <Skirmish> I don't believe I threw a tantrum but others do. I protested what I thought was stupidity in it's direction by removing myself from it. That was interpreted as a tantrum. Either/other.
03:00 <doctor> i like power, but IRC power is a facade
03:00 <TheRiddler> should of put less water in
03:00 <dematerialised> i'll put more water in you in a minute :3
03:00 <TheRiddler> tried to make watermelon juice
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
03:00 <dematerialised> tried?
03:00 <dematerialised> did you actually milk some melons
03:00 <dematerialised> or was it powder stff
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> watermelon, watermelon… i love, you love, watermelon 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw song
04:00 <Skirmish> I already had austnet after all. I didn't see much point in joining another network that was essentially all the same people from Austnet.
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t actually like watermelon, or watermelon juic
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
04:00 <TheRiddler> watermelon is goof for hydration
04:00 <TheRiddler> *good
04:00 <dematerialised> watermelon is the shiznit after a long drive
04:00 <dematerialised> filling and hyrdrating
05:00 <faux> very goof
05:00 <dematerialised> you're a good
05:00 <dematerialised> ...
05:00 <TheRiddler> dun goof
05:00 <dematerialised> ed
05:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin faux
05:00 <Haytch> i love watermelon juice, soooo sweet
05:00 <doctor> matermelon is for preplosers
05:00 <dematerialised> i'll smash your melon in a minute
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you need to whore yourself around on different netowrks, with different nicnames
05:00 <doctor> why i oughta
06:00 <dematerialised> i only have one irc network and it's this one
06:00 <dematerialised> you are all my irc friends
06:00 <dematerialised> i dont even live in melbourne, you're just all that nice
06:00 <doctor> i have never seen your beautiful face
06:00 <Skirmish> Kate: Those days are loooooooong gone.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> muahahaha, sif!
07:00 <Skirmish> Sif, sif. I am married now. No more internet sex.
07:00 <dematerialised> e-sex
07:00 <Haytch> i wonder if zaim still has gaming lan sessions in the garage of his parents house
07:00 <dematerialised> zaim is still around
07:00 <dematerialised> so i'd say so
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> e-sex , as bad as e-cigs
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
08:00 <dematerialised> i shit you not k9 that's exactly what was on my mind
08:00 <dematerialised> great minds and all that
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - obv!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
08:00 <dematerialised> ^6
08:00 <couleurs> Good Sang 
08:00 <dematerialised> it's pretty good
08:00 <Haytch> [23:06] <dematerialised> i dont even live in melbourne, you're just all that nice  <--<  that was a nice thing to say
08:00 <dematerialised> ambient works is pretty good albums
08:00 <Skirmish> You were going to be my last hurrah kate. Well, depending on who you ask you WERE my last hurrah.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <Haytch> Skirmish, you wont father any more children ?
09:00 <Skirmish> Maybe.
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/10445460_10154306132257069_3899196400522686317_n.png?oh=101ba2d12bf5d74ba249902e88858b7a&oe=57503A89
09:00 <Skirmish> Not with women I don't really like though. Learnt my lesson there.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> all hell would have to freeze over before we fucked skirmish
09:00 <Skirmish> OR we both got divorced and extremely curious.
10:00 <Skirmish> Let's not make it impossible, just really unlikely.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Or you could bake me cupcakes and see what happens from there
10:00 <dematerialised> anything is possible with enough vodka
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <dematerialised> im surprised Immutable didn't rage about something I said
11:00 <dematerialised> he must have settled down
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is, just in silence
11:00 <dematerialised> ah yes
11:00 <dematerialised> silent rage is the worst
11:00 <Skirmish> His leaving was the rage out.
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/FcP1p.jpg 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish a few peeps would rage out, in silence
12:00 <dematerialised> i guess you could say he was pretty mute
12:00 <Haytch> woah, flash backs of people rage quitting, awesome
12:00 <dematerialised> i have rage quit
12:00 <dematerialised> from time to time
12:00 <dematerialised> its only natural
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but you’re not a cunt 24/7
12:00 <Skirmish> I was actually thinking the other day whilst I was watching Ethan at 10 pin bowling that I don't have many years of parenting in the strictest sense left and I am pretty good at it so I may have to relent and let Kayla have a baby.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOLY SHIT
12:00 <dematerialised> im not a cunt at all, just misunderstood :3
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
13:00 <partay> Im a cunt 
13:00 <Skirmish> She wants a girl though and I am not ok with that.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
13:00 <Haytch> lol Skirmish
13:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt want a girl baby, im so very protective
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> girls are awesome
13:00 <dematerialised> i'd end up murdering someone
13:00 <Skirmish> I am not the parent that can handle finding out my daughter is a slut. I would get pretty angry.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> why, because she took after you
13:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, i can understand that, most men are scumbags
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and explored her sexuality and enjoyed sex?
14:00 <Skirmish> Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a male slut?!
14:00 <dematerialised> Haytch it's just a shitty world, at least with a boy there's less threats
14:00 <dematerialised> bosy these days arent taught respect
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
14:00 <dematerialised> boys*
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> just stop slut shaming 
14:00 <faux> only if the dude looks like a half chewed mango
14:00 <faux> if he was cute he'd have no probs
15:00 <Haytch> dematerialised, but the way things are going, if you dont protect and teach young males, they could end up in some kind of Apex gand, M13, Sons Of Anarchy or worse, like Pieter
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he has a nice cock and is somewhat charasmatic 
15:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. You see heaps of ugly chicks being sluts because all they have to do is offer. Ugly guys though will never be sluts.
15:00 <Haytch> gand = gang
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh please!
15:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:00 <dematerialised> Apex gang
15:00 <Skirmish> It's another example of male sexism in society.
15:00 <dematerialised> every time i see that i laugh
15:00 <partay> ugly sluts are always a sure thing 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ‘ugly chicks’ being sluts - so women you’ve fucked skirmish
15:00 <Clarkson> {LeE}: show us your tits ?
15:00 <Skirmish> Kate: Sometimes.
15:00 <Skirmish> Yes.
15:00 <dematerialised> ugly chicks arent sluts
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
16:00 <dematerialised> they just dont get laid as much
16:00 <dematerialised> so they are more keen
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <dematerialised> thats all
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something like that
16:00 <dematerialised> men will always be the slut in the relationship
16:00 <dematerialised> see last nights convo
16:00 <faux> ye fat chicks give great head cos they hongreh
16:00 <dematerialised> we're just made that way
16:00 <Skirmish> My point is that even an ugly girl will get her cervix poked but an ugly guy is going to have to consider a hooker.
16:00 <partay> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> tisk should get a hooker.
16:00 <partay> faux gives good head
16:00 <faux> yeah im a mad heffa
16:00 <TheRiddler> almost every ugly girl can get laid after a dozen bevs :p
17:00 <partay> i didnt say that
17:00 <Skirmish> Lol Hongreh
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw fatty boom stix
17:00 <partay> i was just giving you your dues
17:00 <faux> ahu
17:00 <faux> h
17:00 <partay> id tap you faux
17:00 <faux> i know
17:00 <TheRiddler> faux on tap
17:00 <faux> i wonder if there are any virgins in here
17:00 <faux> lolllll i just made myself laugh
17:00 <TheRiddler> trevor is
17:00 <dematerialised> what about born again virgins?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> highly unlikely
17:00 <dematerialised> *raises hand*
17:00 <faux> i sincerely asked and then lold
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <partay> faux georgeandwell is 
18:00 <dematerialised> im desperately seeking to re-lose my virginity
18:00 <dematerialised> i shuold advertise
18:00 <faux> BlackDevil has to be
18:00 <Haytch> if every ugly female can get laid, the mathematics behind it is that a male will need to be involved, so regardless of the males looks, somewhere out there, is a male getting laid at the same time that a female is getting laid.
18:00 <dematerialised> i recon  $200 is a fair price
18:00 <faux> no one that retarded could cop pussy
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> austnet is like a… a sexual cesspit 
18:00 <faux> yeah thanks Haytch 
18:00 <dematerialised> there's more girls than boys Haytch
18:00 <Haytch> then again, with this 'new world'   homosexuality kills the mathematical formulae
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> or has been at times
18:00 <dematerialised> your maths is solid
18:00 <faux> what about women who fuck women
18:00 <Clarkson> then take the alu foil and go fuck yourself
19:00 <dematerialised> +i? are we expecting an invasion?
19:00 <faux> i will clarky smd
19:00 <Clarkson> dont fuck ur mum
19:00 <faux> oh
19:00 <faux> gross.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> if everyone had sex with someone outside of austnet, i’m sure the ch’s would be less cunty LOL
19:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:00 <dematerialised> i reckon there's a fair few asexuals here
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
20:00 <Clarkson> mark zuckerberg is just a smug, privacy invading, data mining faggot of the highest order
20:00 <dematerialised> gonna go ahead and say about 4 or 5
20:00 <Haytch> dematerialised,   what would you say i am ?
20:00 <dematerialised> i got told i was asexual once, i had to correct them and say no im just ugly
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s pretty binary here 
20:00 <Skirmish> Should have a tumblr gender pronoun evening where we look up what gender everyone is according to the nutbag liberal feminists.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick or puss or both
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then we have beehhh LOL
20:00 <dematerialised> Haytch I have no idea who/what you are.
20:00 <dematerialised> so i couldnt say
20:00 <Haytch> me too :)
21:00 <partay> Then there's that femnazi Clementine Ford
21:00 <dematerialised> fucking clementine
21:00 <Haytch> dematerialised,  you should have  a/s/l me :)
21:00 <Skirmish> She needs a snap kick to the face.
21:00 <dematerialised> nah my asl days are over
21:00 <partay> troll
21:00 <dematerialised> im just here for mad banter man
21:00 <Haytch> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> if there were not any “nutbag liberal feminists” you would never have got laid skirmish
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
22:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off not all the girls I have been with had a mental illness.
22:00 <dematerialised> to be sure, he's talking about new wave feminists
22:00 <Skirmish> Stop being so mean.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
22:00 <Haytch> [04:43] <Haytch> oh oh, before i go.  I have a joke
22:00 <Haytch> [04:43] <Haytch> ready ?
22:00 <Haytch> [04:43] <Haytch> . . .    a/s/l?
22:00 <Haytch> [04:44] <Haytch> :P  night
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> that implies a huge number have had mental illnes?
22:00 <Skirmish> No argument from me there.
22:00 <dematerialised> every woman i have had sex with has had a mental illness 
22:00 <Clarkson> mew has sex with me and im a broke ass mofo
22:00 <dematerialised> i should move away from gralands
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <dematerialised> +y
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> score!
23:00 <dematerialised> er i just realised none of you know what graylands is
23:00 <dematerialised> that was a failed joke
23:00 <dematerialised> im sorry
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> failed spelling
23:00 <faux> uh
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
23:00 <dematerialised> your face is next
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can jizz elsewhere thanks!
23:00 <dematerialised> ...
23:00 <dematerialised> seriously
23:00 <dematerialised> great minds
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
24:00 <dematerialised> or just perverted ones
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc has perverted me
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was once an innocent lass…
24:00 <dematerialised> i was perverted as soon as i opened netscape navigator in high school
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Haytch> lol dematerialised, netscape
25:00 <TheRiddler> it was all my pics :p
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and video!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
25:00 <Haytch> highschool + netscape = 39 years old ?
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> close Haytch
25:00 <dematerialised> i think it was nestscape navigator 3?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000
25:00 <dematerialised> nto sure
25:00 <Haytch> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> its obviously a logn time ago
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif know that stuff
26:00 <partay> I used nutscrape
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/z4BSk.jpg holy crap it's my evil twin
26:00 <TheRiddler> or good twin
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
26:00 <TheRiddler> faux
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to tell your twin to grow a real beard
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
27:00 <Skirmish> Altavista was the search engine of choice when I was introduced to the internet.
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> astalavista.box.sk
27:00 <dematerialised> the original cracks.hack site
27:00 <Skirmish> ICQ, AOL chat. SO MANY OPTIONS!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww ICQ!
27:00 <dematerialised> i still remember my ICQ number
27:00 <Skirmish> UH OH
27:00 <dematerialised> well my second one
27:00 <faux> Faux isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the beep
27:00 <faux> Beep
27:00 <TheRiddler> wasn't altavista an australian search engine
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
28:00 <TheRiddler> faux click link pls
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and faux tell the twin to grow a beard, pronto
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Haytch> Archie, Excite, Aliweb & Altavista was what i used.  Then Yahoo came out and i thought i could take over the world
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yahoo… with voice
29:00 <Skirmish> I always steered clear of yahoo.
29:00 <partay> and you'd download a song from napster at 4k a sec 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you could abuse peeps
29:00 <dematerialised> haha shit archie
29:00 <Clarkson> how can you be talking shit on irc
29:00 <dematerialised> that brings back memories
29:00 <Skirmish> It was known as the place where you got STD's.
29:00 <Haytch> i use to love the little sound effects ICQ made, especially when you typed a letter
29:00 <TheRiddler> it's google n bing now
29:00 <dematerialised> i liked the broken glass sound
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> BING
29:00 <dematerialised> when you got a new contact
29:00 <stebie> duckduckgo
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck uses BING
29:00 <TheRiddler> kids looking for porn
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fucking HATE BING
29:00 <Clarkson> have a fkn wank blow ur mind out
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <partay> Bing sucks ass 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> BING
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
30:00 <Clarkson> its way more fun when its a fart
30:00 <Skirmish> I use duckduckgo on the work pc
30:00 <dematerialised> apparently my icq account is so old i have to use a contact form to recover the password
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
30:00 <Haytch> i hate bing too
30:00 <Skirmish> ICQ is full of bots now.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
30:00 <partay> when the migrated MSN to Skype was the worst day of my life 
30:00 <partay> they*
30:00 <dematerialised> same
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <dematerialised> i miss MSN Messenger
30:00 <Skirmish> I used to love plugging in 18-22 female Newcastle into the search and going down the list seeing how lucky I could get.
30:00 <dematerialised> the sneaky webcams
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sorta
30:00 <Haytch> yup, msn messenger was good
30:00 <Skirmish> Meeeeeeemories.
31:00 <Haytch> lol Skirmish
31:00 <partay> I lost all my cammers
31:00 <dematerialised> infact i remember when MSN Messenger replaced Windows Messenger
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and now we use this
31:00 <dematerialised> i used irc before all of it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
31:00 <dematerialised> irc reigns supreme
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i never did
31:00 <Skirmish> The last cam girl I had on msn chat was a lass from #sydney who was complaining about how her boyfriend ignores her whilst she was topless on cam with me.
32:00 <partay> back in the day there was 12k-15K ircers
32:00 <partay> now 500
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband’s brother used it…. and he was like check this out… years ago
32:00 <Skirmish> Kristin or Kirstin. Never met her irl though.
32:00 <dematerialised> the very first "multiplayer" text based thing i used on the internet was a MUD that you had to telnet into
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds gay
32:00 <dematerialised> MUD = multi-user dungeon
32:00 <partay> haha i used to netbus fuckers too
32:00 <partay> gold
32:00 <dematerialised> it was a text-based choose your own adventure game
32:00 <Skirmish> Sub7!!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sounds lame
32:00 <TheRiddler> wheel of time MUD
32:00 <stebie> yeah, but MUDs were also available on BBSes.. no telnet required
32:00 <partay> upload cp on their pc 
33:00 <dematerialised> im too young for BBS usage
33:00 <dematerialised> never got into them
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> has irc been around since the dawn of time
33:00 <Haytch> i use to telnet from a young age with people i knew, then one day i went to a friends house whom was idle on austnet and was using icq.  I was amazed!    I started using his icq account and ended up staying with a 27 year old girl who came from USA for 2 weeks and i was 14.  Those 2 weeks changed my world, and from that day forth, i was addicted to chatting to random females online.
33:00 <dematerialised> sure has
33:00 <dematerialised> irc was around about the same time the internet was born
33:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 if you call 1995 the dawn of time
33:00 <dematerialised> used to be used by internal networks to send messages
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much, yeah
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> a 27 year female
34:00 <dematerialised> you're only 27?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> from america stayed with a 14 year old boy
34:00 <dematerialised> oh 
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, only on austnet would you read that
34:00 <dematerialised> tune!
34:00 <Skirmish> Ah 1995. My final year of high school.
34:00 <Haytch> actually partay,   IRC dates back to 1988
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1999 for me!
35:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say thats only 7 years k9, then i did the maths
35:00 <dematerialised> that's pretty extreme
35:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01, it was a great experience for me, but someone illegal now that i look back
36:00 <dematerialised> as long as you didnt do the horizontal rumba its all good
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> a 27 year old… did she have a disability ?
36:00 <Haytch> we did things :)
36:00 <dematerialised> tsk tsk
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> or was fat?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> why on earth would a 27 year old fly across the world for 14 year old dick?
36:00 <Skirmish> Lol kate is trying to fathom why a 27yo woman wants 14yo winky.
36:00 <dematerialised> i can answer that question
36:00 <dematerialised> easily
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY
37:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01, actually, she was gorgeous.  Still to this day i keep a photo of us in my photo album, and i look at it every few years to realize how lucky i was
37:00 <TheRiddler> she could of got it from canada
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <TheRiddler> it's not disapproved there :p
37:00 <dematerialised> i hooked up with a 32(?) year old girl off irc when i was onl 17
37:00 <dematerialised> ladies love young dick
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not all of them
37:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01, she was actually already heading over to Melbourne for work, and i just happened to be extremely lucky.  She needed a place to stay and i arranged accomodation :)
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> right…
38:00 <Skirmish> I dated an 18yo when I was 28 thinking I was the man ... Aside from the sex it was the most horrible relationship ever.
38:00 <TheRiddler> the only girl I chatted that wanted young dick wanted vids of naked boys
38:00 <TheRiddler> ...
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
38:00 <stebie> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> that's because all your friends are pedos TheRiddler
38:00 <dematerialised> we've been through this
38:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure it was really a man/cop
38:00 <dematerialised> many times
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that young girl was a pedo!
38:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Chances are that was Picard.
38:00 <Doodle> is Haytch bragging about that time an american woman sexually abused him as a child
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
38:00 <TheRiddler> she was 21
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Haytch> lol Doodle, i wouldnt say bragging, just stating in conversation :)
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> alledgedly!
39:00 <Doodle> i'd keep it to meself mate
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, best horrible internet meet story - k go
40:00 <Serenity> whos being sexually harassed by hot american women
40:00 <Haytch> what im actually keeping to myself are all the horrible experiences i had in the years that followed due to austnet
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
40:00 <dematerialised> why am i not surprised austnet is responsible for horrible experiences
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no share
40:00 <Doodle> umm
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re the best
40:00 <Doodle> the time i was in some chicks bed and her ex husband marine showed up
40:00 <Doodle> was pretty fun
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
40:00 <Doodle> thankfully she kept him downstairs
40:00 <Haytch> dematerialised,  it was my fault, because i use to come here and try to pick up random females.  There were sooo many here back then
41:00 <Doodle> while i panicked like FUCK
41:00 <dematerialised> preaching to the choir here mate
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> how’d you escape
41:00 <dematerialised> i was 100% portable irc dick back in the day
41:00 <Clarkson> why did the gay guy get fired at the sperm bank?   he was caught drinking on the job
41:00 <Doodle> he left
41:00 <Doodle> she got rid of him
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Doodle> then she sat on my face
41:00 <Haytch> i once went out with this girl for almost a year, just to realize that i should have gone for the sister!
41:00 <dematerialised> the last real partner i had i cheated on 4 times, all from irc
41:00 <dematerialised> 4 or 5
41:00 <faux> pix
42:00 <Haytch> lol dematerialised
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
42:00 <Clarkson> [08:19:05] fuck gotta go back later
42:00 <TheRiddler> it was you clarky
42:00 <Clarkson> the coulda fucking batteries
42:00 <faux> ehehe
42:00 <faux> those arent me glasses
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <Haytch> lol Doodle   [23:40] <Doodle> the time i was in some chicks bed and her ex husband marine showed up   <--<   never had any of those situation happen to me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> unlucky!
43:00 <Doodle> i didnt even know he existed til he was knocking on the door
43:00 <Doodle> D:
43:00 <Haytch> rofl
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> i've boned plenty of married/spoken for girls
43:00 <dematerialised> never caught though
43:00 <Haytch> no pictures on the fireplace of the family
43:00 <Doodle> she was separated
43:00 <TheRiddler> did you click the link faux
43:00 <faux> no
43:00 <TheRiddler> aww
43:00 <TheRiddler> do so
43:00 <dematerialised> alas this is all years ago, when i was young and virile
44:00 <dematerialised> im not even sure my dick works these days
44:00 <faux> you cant make me youre not my real mom
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Haytch> lol dematerialised
44:00 <faux> IS DAT AVA
44:00 <Doodle> yeah i dont bang ppl anymore
44:00 <Doodle> yes lol 
44:00 <faux> omgosh
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
44:00 <faux> i luff her
44:00 <Doodle> i noticed her a url
44:00 <Serenity> AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
44:00 <faux> shes so cute 
44:00 <Haytch> i picked up 2 girls on saturday night at moomba
44:00 <faux> in a forklift
45:00 <Doodle> are u a taxi driver
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> at the same time
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <faux> lolowned
45:00 <dematerialised> thats the second time ive seen the word moomba today
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <Haytch> before that, its been over a month
45:00 <Haytch> lol Doodle
45:00 <TheRiddler> lets go to moomba on my roomba
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> booma … ah doh
45:00 <Doodle> last time i went to moomba i was 20
45:00 <Doodle> spew everywhere
45:00 <faux> wtf is moomba
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and picked up 2 girls
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Doodle> festival in melb
46:00 <Haytch> Moomba is an event in Melbourne they have every year
46:00 <Doodle> no i had a gf kate
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> festival of ?
46:00 <faux> Dicks
46:00 <Doodle> festival of melb
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAAAAASSS
46:00 <faux> dick festival 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick festival
46:00 <Clarkson> then get here and let me fuck you 
46:00 <Clarkson> practically somerville rd where all the NEW industrial shit is, but other than that, boundry road, connects to the ring road
46:00 <Doodle> whoah
46:00 <Doodle> lol somerville rd
46:00 <faux> c u soon clarky 
46:00 <Clarkson> tennis got beaten up by his mother out of jealousy when she caught him sucking all his dad's precious cum
46:00 <Doodle> classy spot that
46:00 <Doodle> for a race
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick, dick, dick go
46:00 <faux> oh ok
46:00 <Clarkson> a spider bit me or some shit when I moved
46:00 <Haytch> fireworks,  idiots dressing up like birds and jumping into a river, lots of fairy floss with so many chemicals your bound to walk away with cancer and underage girls :P
46:00 <faux> hnh
46:00 <faux> hngg
47:00 <faux> TheRiddlers dream
47:00 <Doodle> wtf no underage girls
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> underage girls!
47:00 <Doodle> good grief
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… dats wot i want :|
47:00 <Doodle> just underme girls
47:00 <dematerialised> i like girls undercarriages
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda sounds large
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> a WHOLE under carriage 
48:00 <dematerialised> large enough to land a 747
48:00 <Doodle> only the ones with elephantitis
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya it’s irc - of course it was
48:00 <dematerialised> only two of my irc bangs were fat
48:00 <dematerialised> the rest were average
49:00 <dematerialised> one was *very* fat and she ended up wearing a string bikini
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew it!
49:00 <dematerialised> it was like a tied up pork roll
49:00 <Haytch> i use to have a small build, so fat girls were off limits for me
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
49:00 <Doodle> i cant even remember the early ones very well it was that long ago
49:00 <Doodle> there was a significant amount of fat at some stage tho
49:00 <Doodle> i do remember that
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> back up… why was the fat chick wearing a string bikini?
49:00 <dematerialised> dunno
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> and she didnt want to cuddle either
49:00 <Haytch> zaim wears a string bikini
49:00 <Doodle> to look like a pork roll
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> thats my joke mate
50:00 <Serenity> back off
50:00 <dematerialised> it was the most awkward irc hookup actually
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> she just rocked up in a string bikini
50:00 <dematerialised> nah i went to hers
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and was like HEY HEY HEY
50:00 <dematerialised> she had just built a house and nobody else was living there
50:00 <dematerialised> it was so weird
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the bikini...
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah
50:00 <dematerialised> the string bikini
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> how’d that enter into the situation
51:00 <dematerialised> she looked like a sexy miss piggy
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol aww cute
51:00 <Haytch> rofl
51:00 <dematerialised> like, she wasnt super ugly
51:00 <Haytch> i guess that made you Kermit
51:00 <dematerialised> just fat
51:00 <dematerialised> i guess she was confident enough for the bikini
51:00 <dematerialised> good on her
51:00 <Haytch> one night stands are best had without cuddling
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
51:00 <dematerialised> although the older girl i talked about earlier
51:00 <dematerialised> i liked her cuddles
52:00 <Haytch> but you were 18 at the time, so thats different
52:00 <dematerialised> maybe
52:00 <dematerialised> she was no nonsense too which i liked
52:00 <dematerialised> as soon as we got through the door after the pub
52:00 <dematerialised> it was clothes off and off we go
52:00 <Haytch> before 25, i would have taken anything
53:00 <dematerialised> it's a shame i lost contact with her
53:00 <dematerialised> she was good fun
54:00 <dematerialised> although she also made me do some very adult things i had never done before
55:00 <Doodle> like pay tax?
55:00 <stebie> like, make sure you put the toilet seat down once you're done?
55:00 <dematerialised> yes and yes
55:00 <Doodle> loool
55:00 <stebie> ^_______^
55:00 <Haytch> there use to be an ASD member here by the name of Anastasia.  Her daughter was about 2 years younger then me.  She use to fly to melbourne for 2 nights of crazy sex and fly back.  it was a regular event :P
56:00 <Haytch> then i ended up dating her best friend, Ella or something, some polish skank that had been around for a while
56:00 <Clarkson> what teh fuck ever
56:00 <dematerialised> lol
56:00 <stebie> lol Clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> well he was giving a mate some shit
56:00 <dematerialised> that reminds me of some girl that had rooted everyone here with a similar name
56:00 <dematerialised> emma or ezza or something
56:00 <Haytch> we had our good and bad times.  I stayed with her up in NSW for about a month, then i got sick of her and came back to melb
57:00 <dematerialised> well when i say here in mean not this channel unfortunately
57:00 <dematerialised> im not ashamed to say i was in sex and teens back then
57:00 <Haytch> :)   i never went to those channels but always wanted too
58:00 <dematerialised> and the adult channels haha
58:00 <dematerialised> oh you missed out my friend
58:00 <dematerialised> that's where i got all my irc sexy times
58:00 <Haytch> i was the owner of the Italy channel, which was handed down to me by the founder who had enough with irc
58:00 <dematerialised> although now that i think about it
58:00 <dematerialised> a lot of people in teens were very muc hadults
59:00 <dematerialised> which now i think about it is creepy
59:00 <Haytch> lol dematerialised
59:00 <dematerialised> the 32 year old and a single mum are two of my pickups from there
59:00 <dematerialised> strange times...
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