// #melbourne — 2016-03-17
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00:00:00 <dematerialised> kiss a dude, straight up
00:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Serenity my name is now mark
00:00:00 <dematerialised> i'd go tongue and everything
00:00:00 <TheRiddler> depends if it's your dick faux :p
00:00:00 <Serenity> oh ok
00:00:00 <Serenity> hi mark
00:00:00 <dematerialised> a moment of disgust versus endless images of cocks in your head
00:00:00 <TheRiddler> :lol
00:00:00 <dematerialised> thats easy
00:00:00 <Doodle> lol disgust
00:00:00 <Doodle> you'd love it
00:00:00 <dematerialised> only if they had a nice bristly moustache
00:01:00 <faux> lmao
00:01:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
00:01:00 <faux> doodle answerit pls
00:01:00 <faux> i need fappin material
00:01:00 <Doodle> oh
00:01:00 <Doodle> um
00:01:00 <Doodle> shit
00:01:00 <Doodle> well
00:01:00 <faux> lol
00:01:00 <Doodle> i never remember any of my dreams so i;d go for the dreams
00:01:00 <faux> mmm
00:01:00 <dematerialised> well played
00:01:00 <faux> now im thinkingof u sucken dix
00:01:00 <faux> hot
00:01:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
00:01:00 <TheRiddler> r you fappin rn? :p
00:01:00 <faux> k someone else ask questions
00:02:00 <faux> no stfu
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:02:00 <Doodle> sucken dix m8
00:02:00 <faux> im over thinking about stuff
00:02:00 <faux> lol
00:02:00 <Doodle> would u rather have a free bottle in front of you or a pre frontal lobotomy
00:02:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> free bottle?
00:03:00 <faux> afree bottle of what
00:03:00 <faux> lol
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> is there a catch
00:03:00 <Doodle> lol its not a would u ravver m8
00:03:00 <faux> lollll
00:03:00 <faux> ffs
00:04:00 <Doodle> would u rather drink a pint of someone elses snot or sit in a lukewarm bathtub full of diarrhea
00:04:00 <faux> omg
00:04:00 <dematerialised> ooooh, that's a tough one
00:04:00 <faux> gag
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> would you rather watch a man get tongue punched or girl suck a dog cock :p
00:04:00 <dematerialised> are we talking bathtub up to the brim?
00:04:00 <Doodle> yes
00:04:00 <faux> how long we sitting in thr bAth
00:04:00 <dematerialised> ^^
00:04:00 <Serenity> jesus fucking christ TheDarkTruth
00:04:00 <Doodle> til it gets cold
00:04:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler!!
00:04:00 <faux> lollll
00:04:00 <dematerialised> what kind of snot?
00:04:00 <dematerialised> runny or bits
00:04:00 <dematerialised> ?
00:04:00 <faux> snot
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:04:00 <Doodle> dog snot
00:05:00 <faux> ye snot
00:05:00 <faux> least i can throw thst up
00:05:00 <faux> lol
00:05:00 <dematerialised> yeah im gonna have to go with that
00:05:00 <faux> cant get rid of shit in me hair
00:05:00 <Doodle> ok
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> wear a shower cap
00:05:00 <Doodle> would u rather drink a cup of your own vomit or a cup of someone elses vomit
00:05:00 <dematerialised> my own
00:05:00 <dematerialised> it tastes like fanta most of the time
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> shave your head
00:05:00 <Doodle> hahaha
00:06:00 <TheRiddler> I'd go the bath
00:06:00 <Doodle> i'd sit in the bath drinking dog snot
00:06:00 <TheRiddler> aslong as I get to wear some compression shorts
00:06:00 <Doodle> no
00:06:00 <Doodle> u get NOTHING
00:06:00 <Doodle> NOTHING
00:06:00 <TheRiddler> damn
00:06:00 <dematerialised> although when i threw up me meds a few weeks ago, it had weird chunks in it
00:06:00 <dematerialised> i swear i vomited up a tumour
00:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl sexy time
00:06:00 <Doodle> those were ur kidneys
00:06:00 <dematerialised> probably
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> my own vomit
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> no one answered my 1
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> :(
00:07:00 <dematerialised> thats because yours is too purile
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:07:00 <dematerialised> even for me
00:07:00 <faux> .
00:07:00 <faux> me own
00:07:00 <dematerialised> although for the record, clearly a woman pleasuring a dog cock
00:07:00 <Clarkson> but yeh, its just cut up shit
00:07:00 <faux> would u rather finger Serenity or ShadowLurkers butt
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> I've seen both already
00:07:00 <Serenity> excuse me
00:07:00 <Doodle> hmm
00:07:00 <Serenity> leave me out of this
00:07:00 <Doodle> thats a toughie
00:07:00 <dematerialised> can i pass and finger my own?
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:08:00 <faux> no
00:08:00 <Doodle> i'd have to go with Serenity
00:08:00 <Serenity> id rather have my bum licked by an ocotpus
00:08:00 <Serenity> ty
00:09:00 <dematerialised> im refusing to answer this one
00:09:00 <dematerialised> i accept my punishment
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> freo markets
00:09:00 <Serenity> loool
00:09:00 <Serenity> doodle can do what he wants with me
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> of you go
00:09:00 <Serenity> i mean...
00:09:00 <Serenity> gross
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> *off
00:09:00 <Doodle> re000www
00:09:00 <Doodle> blue ring
00:09:00 <dematerialised> just go catch one and attatch it do your groin
00:09:00 <Serenity> eeheeheh
00:09:00 <dematerialised> make sure you de-beak it first
00:09:00 <Doodle> and not the octopus
00:09:00 <Serenity> its more purple
00:09:00 <faux> would u rather spend a weekend with plivent or bone Seal
00:09:00 <faux> the nig
00:09:00 <faux> not the animal
00:10:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:10:00 <Doodle> seal
00:10:00 <dematerialised> seal for sure
00:10:00 <Serenity> seal for sure
00:10:00 <dematerialised> that guy is romantic as hell
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> who is seal
00:10:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
00:10:00 <Serenity> jfc
00:10:00 <faux> loolll
00:10:00 <Doodle> ol crater face
00:10:00 <dematerialised> i'd love a cuddle from seal
00:10:00 <dematerialised> it'd be so warm and cozy
00:10:00 <dematerialised> he'd treat me so well
00:10:00 <Doodle> would it compare to a kiss from a rose
00:10:00 <dematerialised> i believe it might
00:10:00 <faux> wow
00:10:00 <faux> therids lives under a rock
00:10:00 <faux> ok would u rather be black or asian
00:10:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i was trying to think of something
00:10:00 <Serenity> and doodle swoops
00:11:00 <Doodle> black obv
00:11:00 <dematerialised> asian clearly
00:11:00 <Serenity> liek the fkn ANIMAL HE IS
00:11:00 <dematerialised> all blacks must die
00:11:00 <Doodle> lololol
00:11:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
00:11:00 <dematerialised> PLEASE DONT BAN ME IT WAS A HOKE
00:11:00 <dematerialised> also a joke
00:11:00 <faux> lol
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> a handjob/fingering from hellfury or sit on pws face
00:11:00 <dematerialised> nah but def asian
00:11:00 <dematerialised> i'd get to bone korean women
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> :P
00:11:00 <Doodle> i'd want to be a black guy so i can say things like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
00:11:00 <dematerialised> fuck yisssssss
00:11:00 <Clarkson> Mr_ducati FUCKED his Mother!!! ahahahahahah the junky scum dirty ggreaseball faggot wog!!! ahahahaha
00:11:00 <Serenity> ASH IS NOT ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS ANYMORE
00:11:00 <faux> lool
00:11:00 <faux> agreed
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> damn
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> :(
00:11:00 <dematerialised> who is hellfury and what is pws?
00:11:00 <faux> ur shit
00:12:00 <faux> loll
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> can I be asian woman
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> me so horni
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:12:00 <Serenity> omg
00:12:00 <dematerialised> no
00:12:00 <dematerialised> please
00:12:00 <faux> fat nig n tonka tits
00:12:00 <faux> can u fuk off
00:12:00 <faux> lol
00:12:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler
00:12:00 <Serenity> ive dropped like 3 sizes off my ring size
00:12:00 <dematerialised> why
00:12:00 <Serenity> SHUT THE FUCK UP ROBERT
00:12:00 <faux> lololol
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> 5 dolla
00:13:00 <faux> pics of ring
00:13:00 <Serenity> tonka tits rofll
00:13:00 <faux> and jewelry
00:13:00 <Serenity> i miss her sometimes
00:13:00 <Serenity> eehe
00:13:00 <faux> -- doodle
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> which ring
00:13:00 <dematerialised> no idea who tonka tits is
00:13:00 <dematerialised> or fat nig
00:13:00 <Serenity> my wedding set
00:13:00 <dematerialised> so i cant answer TheRiddler's question
00:13:00 <Doodle> lol i'm finding a pic of hellfury for dematerialised
00:13:00 <Serenity> lool
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> pw is some looney who keeps cows n goats in her house
00:14:00 <dematerialised> pics?
00:14:00 <dematerialised> she sounds fun
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have a pic of pw
00:14:00 <faux> im so hot
00:15:00 <Serenity> im frozen
00:15:00 <Serenity> and the ac isnt even on
00:15:00 <Serenity> its cold here
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> transfer your heat to her body and she transfers the cold
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:15:00 <dematerialised> its nice up here, bit wet though
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> body contact
00:16:00 <Serenity> yes i got it ash
00:16:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:16:00 <faux> ash please stop typing
00:16:00 <faux> lol
00:17:00 <Doodle> dematerialised
00:17:00 <Doodle> here u go http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/HellFuryRelaxing.jpg
00:17:00 <dematerialised> haha jesus
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> that's about her body too I think
00:17:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/SmellFurries.jpg
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> sheesh
00:19:00 <Serenity> he photoshopped that body off one of my pics
00:19:00 <Serenity> how rude
00:20:00 <Doodle> lol sif
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:23:00 <British^Meat> is that, Roshando?
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> wb again faux
00:23:00 <faux> ty
00:29:00 <faux> skirmish would u rathr bone picard or ya mum
00:30:00 <Doodle> lol
00:33:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:35:00 <faux> lol
00:36:00 <TheRiddler> are we continuing
00:37:00 <dematerialised> only if its bludgeoning your skyll
00:37:00 <dematerialised> skull too
00:37:00 <faux> only if u dont ask the qs
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> ok
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> or we could do I have never
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:37:00 <faux> i have never banned theriddler
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> except no-one is drinking
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:38:00 <dematerialised> i have never let a dog fuck me without a condom
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> really
00:38:00 <faux> but theres a first for everything
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you did
00:39:00 <faux> lool
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> damn
00:40:00 <dematerialised> damn daniel
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> internet here is a bit flakey
00:41:00 <TheRiddler> been disconnected atleast twice a day
00:41:00 <dematerialised> hi nat, u looking for some dick?
00:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:47:00 <TheRiddler> this guy has no eyes
00:48:00 <dematerialised> i push my fingers into my eyes
00:48:00 <TheRiddler> not even eye holes
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder when their next album will be
00:50:00 <dematerialised> i dont think there will be one
00:51:00 <dematerialised> they're a band best left in the 90s
00:51:00 <dematerialised> plus you cant really beak subliminal verses
00:51:00 <dematerialised> beat*
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> it says 2017
00:51:00 <dematerialised> 90s/2000s apparently
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's going to be a double album
00:52:00 <dematerialised> showing my age :|
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> with video
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> I liked their the devil in I
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> also it hit top 10 in music charts?
00:53:00 <dematerialised> i actually havent listened to any new stuff
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd in mainstream rock
00:53:00 <dematerialised> listening to that song now
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> 12th in hot rock
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> the music video is pretty cool
00:55:00 <dematerialised> its not bad
00:56:00 <dematerialised> although its definitely softer than old stuff
00:57:00 <dematerialised> slipknot and trent reznor need to do a collab
00:57:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
01:04:00 <TheRiddler> I want that mug sezz
01:04:00 <Serenity> me 2
01:04:00 <Serenity> its lilys haha
01:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:06:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/xKXYfAB.png
01:09:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/YXVHE.jpg
01:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:10:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/0mDG8.jpg
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> for sezz n ShadowLurker
01:12:00 <faux> they're cute
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> what is
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> the tits?
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/I5UZB.jpg nsfw
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> animooted
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> butt wipes
01:14:00 <dematerialised> i can not think of anything nastier than that
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/iQASq.jpg for faux
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> dw it's not some old man
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/ISGm5.jpg
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> pokemon
01:18:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/b3vd4.jpg nsfw
01:19:00 <Skirmish> Going to have to find the setting for auto pic display on this new app lol.
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/s10Gi.jpg lol
01:20:00 <Skirmish> Wasn't that button.
01:21:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/jqKkp.jpg
01:21:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
01:22:00 <dematerialised> love me a bit of beastiality
01:22:00 <Skirmish> There is no beast in bestiality.
01:22:00 <dematerialised> well then
01:23:00 <dematerialised> spotted the expert
01:24:00 <Skirmish> Screws is a pro with the ladies. He told one that he was molested by a doctor when he was young. Nice work trying for the sympathy root.
01:25:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:25:00 <dematerialised> he was hoping she'd replay that fantasy for him
01:25:00 <Skirmish> Needs to realise that most of the nicks on austnet are just pretending to be female.
01:25:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he was looking for a prostate milking?
01:25:00 <dematerialised> perhaps
01:26:00 <Skirmish> I wonder how long I can put off the paperwork I have to do before it means I have to rush it to get it finished before home time. Let's find out.
01:27:00 <dematerialised> im waiting on my security clearance to come back
01:27:00 <dematerialised> apparently its been sent for referral
01:27:00 <dematerialised> i am now a terrorist
01:27:00 <Skirmish> What level are you going for?
01:27:00 <dematerialised> national
01:27:00 <dematerialised> same as customs
01:28:00 <dematerialised> i renewed it not long ago and there was no dramas
01:28:00 <dematerialised> so im wondering whats changed
01:30:00 <Skirmish> The renewal got sent for referral?
01:30:00 <dematerialised> yeah
01:31:00 <dematerialised> thats why im confused
01:31:00 <Skirmish> Your 10 years is up?
01:31:00 <dematerialised> yup
01:31:00 <Skirmish> Or were you just changing some info.
01:31:00 <dematerialised> being doing this 11-12 years now
01:31:00 <dematerialised> could have sworn my last renewal was more recent than 10 years though
01:31:00 <dematerialised> maybe that was police clearance
01:31:00 <dematerialised> cant remember
01:32:00 <Skirmish> I had to full out some paperwork when I joined these guys but last time I seen anything to do with mine I was NV2. I vaguely remember filling out something for PV but I don't know.
01:32:00 <Skirmish> I had a NV2 when I was working at defence bases in Security already.
01:33:00 <Skirmish> Sent my paperwork off to them to update my fiance to wife and that was it.
01:33:00 <dematerialised> NV?
01:33:00 <dematerialised> oh thats the clearance name
01:34:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Neg Vet 2.
01:35:00 <dematerialised> i also just recently changed where im based
01:35:00 <dematerialised> so that might be why
01:36:00 <Skirmish> How long ago did you email it off?
01:36:00 <dematerialised> just yesterday
01:36:00 <dematerialised> received notification today that it was referred
01:36:00 <Skirmish> You should get a phone call if they have any issues with your info. Have you been overseas since the last time you did it?
01:36:00 <dematerialised> nah
01:37:00 <Tiggier> maybe just new proceedure
01:37:00 <dematerialised> the last time i did it it was a form, now its online
01:37:00 <dematerialised> something proabbly fucked up lol
01:37:00 <Skirmish> You probably cut and paste a porn link into a response.
01:38:00 <dematerialised> hahahaha
01:38:00 <dematerialised> would not surprise me at all
01:38:00 <Tiggier> lol
01:38:00 <dematerialised> probably pasted a password i still had on the clipboard or smoething
01:40:00 <Tiggier> lady syth is back in agents of shield
01:40:00 <Skirmish> I lost interest in that after a few eps.
01:41:00 <Skirmish> I want to see more of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in the marvel universe.
01:41:00 <dematerialised> i just popped the biggest pimple under my arm
01:41:00 <dematerialised> it exploded
01:41:00 <Skirmish> lol the wife has a youtube channel subbed called 'Dr Pimple Popper'.
01:42:00 <Skirmish> An actual doctor that films her procedures. Pimples, cysts etc.
01:42:00 <dematerialised> nice
01:43:00 <Skirmish> I got home from work yesterday morning and figured I would take a look at our car insurance and look into roadside assist for the subaru. I ran the wifes details along with the subaru through the GIO quite program and each 3 times it gave me 3 different quotes progressively getting more expensive.
01:43:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:43:00 <Tiggier> https://www.facebook.com/CreepiestShit/photos/a.1403409226559906.1073741828.1403407773226718/1755297521371073/?type=3&theater
01:44:00 <Tiggier> Zara Burman Harry Johnson when I was getting dressed and furby said "likey likey uhh uhh" so I put it outside facing the wall! i said somthing like you're an ignorant pedo haha!!
01:44:00 <dematerialised> the quotes are bullshit anyway, i got a $900 quote from my bank when i got the car, then i went and did one with SGIO and got $700, went back to the bank and they price matched it
01:44:00 <dematerialised> sorry RAC not SGIO
01:45:00 <Tiggier> sgio would probably be slightly cheaper than rac
01:45:00 <Skirmish> I put our postcode into the NRMA website to look at what cover we need for roadside and it comes up 'You are in a regional/country area, upgrade to premium' so instead of $110 they want $199! I live no more than 5km from the centre of Newcastle as the crow flies. How the fuck is that country!!
01:45:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:45:00 <dematerialised> i've got up to 100km cover thankfully
01:45:00 <Skirmish> No roadside assist on the subaru yet because of that.
01:46:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately i do *tons* of country driving which is well over 100km from home
01:46:00 <Skirmish> I am going to look at the other mobs that do it rather than NRMA.
01:46:00 <Bonny> try www.bingle.com.au
01:46:00 <Tiggier> compare the meerkat
01:47:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of cars I need to service the lancer. 30,000 km.
01:47:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: How many K's on the SS now?
01:47:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: For roadside assist?
01:47:00 <Bonny> no comprehensive insurance
01:47:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. I am with GIO because they will replace the car for new no matter how old it is.
01:48:00 <Skirmish> I don't think anyone else does that.
01:48:00 <Bonny> k
01:48:00 <Bonny> not sure
01:48:00 <dematerialised> i think i get 5 year replacement (so 2017?) or market value
01:48:00 <dematerialised> so basically i get boned lol
01:48:00 <Bonny> usually they provide that for 2 years of a car
01:48:00 <Bonny> usually they provide that for 2 years of a car's age
01:48:00 <Tiggier> doesn't rac boast old for new too
01:48:00 <Bonny> oops lo
01:48:00 <Bonny> lol
01:49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the first two years is usually what they cover. GIO do it even if the car us 10yo.
01:49:00 <Bonny> aare you sure about that?
01:49:00 <Skirmish> Fine print probably says it will get a cheaper model or something but a new car is a new car.
01:49:00 <Bonny> new car for a 10 year pranged car?
01:49:00 <dematerialised> it depends on the age of the car at purchase
01:49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am positive. New car for old no matter how old the car is.
01:50:00 <Skirmish> You have to have the car insured with them from brand new though.
01:50:00 <dematerialised> ^
01:50:00 <Tiggier> ahh
01:50:00 <Skirmish> Lancer is coming up on 2yo now.
01:50:00 <Tiggier> what does shannons do
01:50:00 <dematerialised> yeah the xr is 3
01:50:00 <Tiggier> when you prang a mustang
01:51:00 <dematerialised> it'd be agreed value
01:51:00 <dematerialised> if repair cost > value = writeoff
01:51:00 <Tiggier> ahh ok
01:51:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: GIO Platinum insurance.
01:52:00 <Bonny> cool
01:52:00 <dematerialised> the writeoff then gets valued and you get insurance amount - writeoff value
01:52:00 <Bonny> I can't get comprehensive insurance for my car
01:52:00 <Skirmish> What is it?
01:52:00 <Bonny> and a lot of insurance co. won't insure me 3rd party either
01:52:00 <Bonny> my car has hail damage
01:52:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok.
01:53:00 <Bonny> I got a payout for it and I bought it back.. and considering it was written off vicroads consider it comestic damage so I could still keep the reg on it
01:53:00 <Skirmish> I am having a shocking night tonight. 3 cans of softdrink and 2 packets of chips.
01:54:00 <dematerialised> i've had nothing but coffee all day
01:54:00 <dematerialised> my heart is performing its own cirque de soleil
01:54:00 <Skirmish> Coffee machine was out of beans last night. I left a nasty note this morning. Came back to work tonight and it's full of beans and milk. :)
01:54:00 <dematerialised> haha nice
01:54:00 <Bonny> I'm insured with just cars.. they specialise in insuring street cars and accept modifications etc
01:55:00 <dematerialised> yeah JC can be pretty expensive
01:55:00 <Skirmish> Are you a hoon Bonny?
01:55:00 <dematerialised> but they do insure stuff other people wont
01:55:00 <Bonny> lol
01:55:00 <Bonny> no
01:55:00 <Skirmish> Justcars is just a sub branch of AAMI I believe.
01:55:00 <dematerialised> underwritten by
01:55:00 <Bonny> yeah they're pretty cool like that
01:55:00 <Skirmish> The branch that covers mods.
01:55:00 <Bonny> yeah it is
01:55:00 <Maurice> (22:47:16) (Skirmish): Maurice: How many K's on the SS now?
01:55:00 <Tiggier> what is your car
01:55:00 <Maurice> Hit 11,000 on tuesday
01:55:00 <Bonny> bingles is with aami
01:55:00 <Bonny> my car is a hyundai accent 2005
01:56:00 <Skirmish> What about the Cruise?
01:56:00 <Tiggier> ahh
01:56:00 <Tiggier> my youngest sister has a cruize now
01:56:00 <Tiggier> traded in a 10yr old rio for it
01:56:00 <Bonny> I like the cruize
01:56:00 <Maurice> Cruze is 5700
01:56:00 <dematerialised> i thought that said traded in a 10 year old boy for it
01:56:00 <dematerialised> i was like wtf
01:57:00 <Tiggier> lol
01:57:00 <Maurice> Test drove a Colorado today, quite nice
01:57:00 <dematerialised> you gonna chuck a chevy badge on it too?
01:57:00 <Skirmish> 3 cars or the plan is to get rid of the cruize?
01:57:00 <Maurice> Get rid of the cruze coz apparently we're getting a boat
01:57:00 <Skirmish> Lol
01:57:00 <Bonny> lol
01:58:00 <Skirmish> My dad went out and got a boat. He has a territory so no issues towing it.
01:58:00 <Maurice> I drove a pathfinder today, horrid thing
01:58:00 <Skirmish> Discovered that the boat is too big for him to launch alone and everyone is too busy to go out with him. Sat in the yard barely used for 4 years now.
01:58:00 <Maurice> He should get drunk on it and throw stuff at random people that walk by
01:59:00 <Maurice> Thats what I always wanted to do when we had a boat on our front lawn
01:59:00 <Skirmish> The brother in law has a colorado and he talks highly of it. Ford Rangers are nice.
01:59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:59:00 <Skirmish> Point him towards a Toyota Tundra :P
03:50:00 <chit-chat> ellou
04:36:00 <bitumun> Serenity whats ur 5 step program?
07:27:00 <doctor> Go f yo self then
12:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
14:41:00 <Student> Greetings
15:29:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=c7fP9q_LyDc
15:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sausage Party - Official Red Band Trailer Views: 1,211,300 Uploader: Sony Pictures Entertainment Uploaded: Mar 15, 2016 Duration: 2m21s Rating: 4.76
15:29:00 <Student> dedicated to the lyrics typer TheRon --> But somewhere sometime when you're curious I'll be back around
16:06:00 <TheRon> ..
17:12:00 <TheRon> jesus!
17:12:00 <BiPolarJesusChrissie> When is the new leasuire suit larry coming out?
17:12:00 <TheRon> good question
17:12:00 <TheRon> great game
17:13:00 <BiPolarJesusChrissie> We thionk it will come out if donald trump wins
17:13:00 <TheRon> i believe it was the first game produced in norgorama
17:18:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
17:21:00 <BiPolarJesusChrissie> gay version -->> till ur cum runs cold, my asshole is your centerfold, my asshole is your centerfold
17:36:00 <TheRon> hi
17:49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> whats a good place to stay in melb cbd?
17:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> schnitz is the bomb btw, we don't have that in newy :(
18:08:00 <TheRon> you'll be wrapped around my finger
18:15:00 <TheRon> i say whip it, whip it good
18:32:00 <TheRon> sending out an SOS
18:34:00 <TheRon> anybody find me somebody to love
18:46:00 <TheRon> no they won't be raped, no they won't be scarred like that
18:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
18:54:00 <TheRon> it's a bittersweet symphony that's life
18:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> rad
18:54:00 <BiPolarJesusChrissie> i like to work for incredimail junkies
18:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im cooking some pork ribs
18:55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> will be nyce
18:55:00 <TheRon> t-bone steak tonight
18:55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cool
18:55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i couldve got take out tho for the same price
18:55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sometimes its a hard decision
18:55:00 <TheRon> it's ribs
18:56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> chinatown eats are so cheap
18:56:00 <TheRon> had some bbq lamb ribs on monday
18:56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cool man
18:57:00 <TheRon> little creatures brewery, ever been?
18:57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i know the drink tho
18:57:00 <TheRon> all this food that goes perfectly with beer
18:57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> right
18:58:00 <TheRon> tapas and pizza basically
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i want beer to go back to beer tho
18:58:00 <TheRon> vb?
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too many high brow for beer
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah just the normal stuff
18:58:00 <TheRon> little creatures is great
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tooheys
18:58:00 <TheRon> nah not tooheys
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> craft is ok
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but its over done these days
18:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they just wanna sting ya wallet
18:59:00 <TheRon> i drink furphy's off tap wherever possible
18:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i prefer imported to craft
18:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to me thats better..but i hear its bs
18:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos its brewed locally
19:00:00 <TheRon> little creatures
19:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> with an imported label
19:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and they slap u with $$
19:00:00 <TheRon> keeps the fizz and head a lot longer than other beers
19:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah that one is not bad
19:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nice taste
19:01:00 <TheRon> i bowl, they have it at the club, pretty much have the keg to myself
19:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i like coopers
19:02:00 <TheRon> good drop
19:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cheap but somehow good
19:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> smooth
19:02:00 <TheRon> pale is awesome
19:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to me i cant tell difference
19:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or not too picky
19:34:00 <robot> hello
19:36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm
19:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is still fun
19:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Blackdevil is sexy
19:49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi black fella white fella
19:49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> we gotta get it together
19:49:00 <omfgbbqhax> The black fella loves white cock
19:50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> priest
19:50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?
19:50:00 <omfgbbqhax> No he just likes cock
19:50:00 <Clarkson> nigger nigger porch monkey kike jew arabian goggled cleveland steamed indian curry muncher
19:51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> google?
19:53:00 <faux> and stay out
19:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r check me.out im lying in only undies
19:54:00 <faux> pendejo
19:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???
20:04:00 <British^Meat> lol?
20:12:00 <BiPolarJesusChrissie> should i copy partitions of this failing harddrive or just wipe and reload?
20:13:00 <Doodle> just wipe and reload, thats what urmum does
20:25:00 <British^Meat> wow
20:25:00 <BiPolarJesusChrissie> tru
20:25:00 <couleurs> Yes.
20:47:00 <faux> couleurs irl http://imgur.com/p7LA6s9
20:47:00 <couleurs> lol
20:48:00 <couleurs> rip in piece mandarin first lemonade off fruit tree
21:00:00 <ooomp> What couleurs did this summer http://i.imgur.com/EfcVhDHl.jpg
21:02:00 <faux> i think thats more TheRon
21:03:00 <couleurs> agreed.
21:03:00 <couleurs> mine would be ps4fifa16.jpg
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> EAting subway
21:08:00 <couleurs> pics
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not that sad
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> Bought a wagyu beef patty sub
21:10:00 <couleurs> Nice 1.
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> Doesn't really taste like wagyu beef tho
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> Think last time they didbit was better
21:12:00 <couleurs> it's a $6.95 sandywhiche...
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> That might of been wagyu steak tho
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> True
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe it's like cheap cuts
21:14:00 <couleurs> maybe it's just beef
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> Wagyu steak is so nice
21:15:00 <couleurs> they left the wagyu out!!!!!!
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
21:22:00 <couleurs> ok
21:24:00 <StevieLoZz94> hey all!'
21:30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
21:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how r u
21:31:00 <StevieLoZz94> how is everyone on this lovelynight
21:31:00 <StevieLoZz94> i am super happy you
21:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im good
21:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thanks
21:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why so happy??
21:32:00 <StevieLoZz94> I applied for a dream job
21:32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cool
21:32:00 <StevieLoZz94> i got the balls for it and I applied
21:32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
21:33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what it
21:33:00 <StevieLoZz94> Officer
21:33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what a cop
21:33:00 <StevieLoZz94> prisomn
21:34:00 <StevieLoZz94> prison
21:37:00 <Skirmish> Can I suggest a small adjustment to the topic? 'b1 is not dead yet'
21:37:00 <StevieLoZz94> ..
21:37:00 <Skirmish> What's news Stevie?
21:39:00 <StevieLoZz94> Just relaxing! :) you
21:40:00 <Skirmish> Relaxing at work. Briefs are done, shift planned. Time to just kick back and hope it all goes as planned.
21:40:00 <StevieLoZz94> what do you do
21:41:00 <Skirmish> Work for Australian Customs in the Hunter region.
21:41:00 <StevieLoZz94> oh ok cool :)
21:42:00 <StevieLoZz94> do you enjoy it
21:44:00 <Skirmish> For now.
21:44:00 <Skirmish> I have plans to do something else but I need to do some courses first.
21:46:00 <StevieLoZz94> I need a career, not just a job
21:46:00 <StevieLoZz94> I wannaleave my job asap
21:47:00 <Skirmish> Always be looking for something better. That's how I have operated. I used to just be a security guard for a while and just kept moving into new positions when I learned new skills.
21:47:00 <StevieLoZz94> I wanna be a security guard
21:47:00 <Skirmish> Always look at how the skills you have now can transfer into other roles that are not necessarily in the same path to what you do now.
21:47:00 <StevieLoZz94> if I don't get the job I just applied for tonight then I want to be a security guard
21:49:00 <Skirmish> I would normally say no don't be dumb it's a shit industry but instead I will say do it and use the time in the industry to find yourself a path straight out of it. It is not a long term career move. The only people making good money in the Security Industry are trainers and business owners.
21:49:00 <Skirmish> 90% of them being corrupt.
21:50:00 <StevieLoZz94> prison officer
21:50:00 <StevieLoZz94> I wanna be a prison officer
21:50:00 <StevieLoZz94> thats what I want for me :)
21:51:00 <oompaloompa> it's not known as customs anymore
21:51:00 <Skirmish> That's not a great job either from what I hear from people that have done it. One guy I used to work with here at customs made a lot of money out of being a prison officer because each time he was assaulted/stabbed or spat on he got a payment. Down side, he ended up with Hep as a result of a resident throwing a stew of their own shit and piss on him.
21:52:00 <Skirmish> oompaloompa: I haven't got that memo yet or are you saying we're now Border Protection Force?
21:53:00 <oompaloompa> obv
21:53:00 <StevieLoZz94> I have many other friends who love the job
21:54:00 <Skirmish> A lot of us think the border protection force naming is a joke.
21:54:00 <Skirmish> It's just politics.
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
21:56:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Riddler.
21:56:00 <oompaloompa> dude the entire section is a joke
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> 2 more days till new dare devil
21:57:00 <StevieLoZz94> kool
21:58:00 <Skirmish> oompaloompa: From what I have heard and read the plan that Rudd had when he was PM to reform Customs into something more modern was a good plan. It was hijacked by Abbot though and what they turned it into last year on the surface was a political joke.
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> I feel abbot is just a troll
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> I mean he even looks like 1
21:59:00 <Skirmish> Lol a troll that was allowed to fuck with out country for a few years.
21:59:00 <Clarkson> 3d is fucking stupid
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> http://images.theage.com.au/2013/04/05/4169113/art-353-abbott-300x0.jpg
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> http://en.wikifur.com/w/images/f/f3/Troll.png
22:01:00 <slower> agreed Clarkson, we only have 2 eyes
22:01:00 <Clarkson> thats something someone with a small pecker would say
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
22:01:00 <Skirmish> LOL slower has a small pecker!!
22:01:00 <slower> :)
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> pwned
22:01:00 <Skirmish> Burned by the bott.
22:02:00 <Skirmish> I had a can of normal full sugar coke and I feel gross for it. Feels like someone poured syrup in my mouth.
22:04:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone have/ or has had a membership with a gym called Plus Fitness?
22:05:00 <StevieLoZz94> fitness plus?
22:06:00 <StevieLoZz94> I go to a womens gym only, fernwood
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin faux
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> why a womens only gym?
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> are you a woman or a trans?
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> or a pt
22:10:00 <StevieLoZz94> I am a female lol
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> why the name stevie then
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> nick too
22:10:00 <StevieLoZz94> and I feel comfortable there
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> wb omfgbbqhax
22:10:00 <StevieLoZz94> because that's my name, it's a girls name too
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> stevie nix
22:10:00 <robot> yeah i know a Stevie
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> barracuda
22:11:00 <Skirmish> LOL riddler. 'Are you woman or trans'.
22:11:00 <Skirmish> Cover all bases before you PM the 'Hey babeh ASL?'
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:11:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol I did laugh at that
22:11:00 <StevieLoZz94> damnit I should of said trans
22:12:00 <StevieLoZz94> I didn't think fast enough
22:12:00 <robot> "and would you say you fit into the category a) straight b) curious or c) leso dkye who just wastes my time."
22:12:00 <Skirmish> You do realise that now you have let the cat out of the bag and they know you are female you will be flooded with messages.
22:12:00 <Skirmish> Easiest way to avoid it all is to just take a topless pic now and link it here in main channel.
22:12:00 <Skirmish> Kgo.
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> wait did stevie nicks sing barracuda?
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:13:00 <StevieLoZz94> I can just change the nick and come back another day as someone else lol
22:13:00 <Skirmish> Although ... If you look like Lumeah ... Just don't.
22:13:00 <StevieLoZz94> Steven* lol
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> what brings you here StevieLoZz94
22:15:00 <StevieLoZz94> I used to come in here 10 years ago. I thought I would just check it out these days.
22:15:00 <Skirmish> Me ... Obviously.
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> ahhh
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> was 94 the last time you were on lol
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> wait that's 20yrs ago
22:16:00 <StevieLoZz94> probably wont come on here too much more, just wanted to see lol
22:16:00 <StevieLoZz94> hahaha no
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
22:16:00 <StevieLoZz94> I bring aall the girls to the yard too
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> what is 94 for then
22:16:00 <StevieLoZz94> from fernwood, haha
22:16:00 <Skirmish> It's a great time sink StevieLoZz94.
22:16:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Year of birth maybe?
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> you know LBTG's are now the majority in american schools
22:17:00 <Skirmish> ... Wtf dude. She's not trans.
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> that would make her 12 when she was on 10 yrs ago
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> I know lol
22:17:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol, who knows bahaha
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> It was related!
22:17:00 <Skirmish> Stop showing off your maths skills TheRiddler
22:18:00 <StevieLoZz94> nah, 1994 was when I got my first grand child :)
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> aww
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:18:00 <StevieLoZz94> nah kiddin, not that old.
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> liar!
22:18:00 <StevieLoZz94> I am.
22:18:00 <StevieLoZz94> :-D
22:19:00 <Skirmish> I was 16 in 1994.
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> crap
22:19:00 <Skirmish> No really, I was.
22:19:00 <Skirmish> I remember.
22:19:00 <StevieLoZz94> i was a baby/child back then
22:20:00 <Skirmish> My son is 15 now. That makes me feel a little old.
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to fap but my brother is back home :(
22:20:00 <Skirmish> I think I will lose my shit at 40yo and have my mid life crisis. I should get to planning that actually.
22:21:00 <StevieLoZz94> I will do that when I hit 30
22:21:00 <StevieLoZz94> I am scared of turning 30
22:21:00 <Skirmish> Nah 30 is all good.
22:21:00 <StevieLoZz94> I like 20s
22:21:00 <Skirmish> I wasted my 20's I feel.
22:21:00 <StevieLoZz94> I have partly, but I have had a lot of fun
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> I feel like I'd be 50s by the time I have a teen
22:22:00 <StevieLoZz94> :)
22:22:00 <Skirmish> Too busy burying my doodle into too many women. Should have achieved more work wise.
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> if ever
22:22:00 <faux> .
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> not like that faux!
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:22:00 <Skirmish> Lol
22:22:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler has already put a deposit on his teenager for when he turns 50.
22:23:00 <StevieLoZz94> ah well, we live and learn don t we lol
22:23:00 <StevieLoZz94> well most do
22:24:00 <Skirmish> Installed whatsapp and discovered lots of people in my contact list are registered.
22:24:00 <StevieLoZz94> whatsapp?
22:24:00 <Skirmish> One of my managers even. Wonder if he uses it to cheat on his wife.
22:24:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's a chat app for smart phones.
22:25:00 <Skirmish> I downloaded it to get news updates from ABC.
22:25:00 <StevieLoZz94> oh ok I have never heard of it
22:25:00 <Skirmish> If you install it and add Doodle he will send you dick pics.
22:26:00 <Skirmish> True story.
22:26:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol all more reason not to
22:27:00 <Skirmish> You don't like penis'?
22:27:00 <StevieLoZz94> not overly
22:27:00 <Skirmish> Are you a carpet muncher?
22:28:00 <Skirmish> That term is a bit dated. Most women don't have carpet anymore. At least the nice ones dont.
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> hai swazowers
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> so many s nicks
22:28:00 <swazowers> Hi
22:28:00 <Serenity> wow I didnt know that how nice a woman was was connected to how much hair she grows on her vagina
22:28:00 <Skirmish> Who is swazowers?
22:28:00 <Serenity> interesting
22:28:00 <StevieLoZz94> lmao
22:28:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: The more you know ...
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:29:00 <swazowers> How is Everyone
22:29:00 <Serenity> It's not something I really care to know.
22:29:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol serenity
22:29:00 <Skirmish> At least now when you're down the school and see a chick being a bitch you just know ... She's sporting a full bush.
22:29:00 <StevieLoZz94> thats pretty funny
22:31:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of interacting with other parents ... Ethan has chosen to do 10 pin bowling as a sport this year instead of soccer and I don't mind cause at least it's inside where it's warm and not out in the cold when winter comes. The parents are just as bad as the soccer parents though when it comes to how they push their kids.
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> is it because of the itch? :p
22:31:00 <StevieLoZz94> 10 pin, nice one :)
22:32:00 <Skirmish> Ethan and his mate named their team 'Rick Rolled' and they get to the comp early and queue up Rick Astley songs in the video jukebox before they start.
22:32:00 <Skirmish> I love his sense of humour.
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:33:00 <Skirmish> Half way through and nek minnit 'Never gonna give you up!' Starts.
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> is he any good?
22:33:00 <faux> ethan sounds like a kid id punch in the face
22:33:00 <Serenity> loool
22:34:00 <Skirmish> He's better than I thought actually. They do it for school sport too. They are coming 3rd in the comp out of 6 teams but that is only after one bowl.
22:34:00 <Skirmish> They are up against kids that come in with their wheelie bags and custom bowling balls and he us using the ratty public use ones.
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> kingpin
22:35:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon ladies
22:35:00 <Skirmish> I found a Black Ops ball tonight and sms'd him but he's not interested in it. Probably because I told him he would have to buy it himself.
22:35:00 <Skirmish> Hey dematerialised
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> why is there a black ops ball
22:36:00 <dematerialised> you're a black ops ball
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:36:00 <Skirmish> It's a bowling ball that is themed around Black Ops.
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> is it official
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> or did someone make it
22:36:00 <Skirmish> Heaps of themed bowling balls. I don't know.
22:36:00 <Serenity> rofl ash serious about his merchandise
22:37:00 <Skirmish> Lol dematerialised TheRiddler found out that StevieLoZz94 wasn't a guy and he says 'Are you female or trans'.
22:37:00 <Skirmish> lol he covers all bases before sending in the PM's.
22:37:00 <dematerialised> i already knew
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't pm
22:37:00 <dematerialised> we chatted last night
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> now she's gone
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:38:00 <Skirmish> Just stirring you TheRiddler. You are very considerate for asking if she was legit female or a dude with a dick that just identified as a female.
22:38:00 <dematerialised> also, for the record, Fast and Furious 6 is the best of all of them
22:39:00 <Skirmish> Did you cry at the end?
22:39:00 <dematerialised> nah
22:39:00 <dematerialised> i watched 6 before 7 and wondered why they were all rich
22:39:00 <dematerialised> now i know
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> no way 5 is better
22:39:00 <dematerialised> er
22:39:00 <dematerialised> watched 7 before 6
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> gal gadot wore a bikini
22:39:00 <Skirmish> Tokyo Drift is better.
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:39:00 <dematerialised> toky drift is pretty amazing
22:39:00 <dematerialised> i'd say on par with 6 for sure
22:39:00 <Skirmish> Japanese chicks in short skirts and knee high socks win every single time.
22:40:00 <Skirmish> Specially the ones with massive norks.
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> shame the lead character sucked
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> the 30yr old in a 18yr old setting
22:41:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:41:00 <dematerialised> i didnt like her face
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> was there a female love interest in drift?
22:42:00 <dematerialised> she looked like someone went to town with a scalpel and a block of wood
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> she?
22:42:00 <dematerialised> the girl "love interest"
22:43:00 <KellyIshere> damn thing timing out
22:43:00 <Skirmish> There is always a love interest for someone.
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> wb KellyIshere
22:43:00 <KellyIshere> thanks
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> 8 comes out next year I think
22:43:00 <Skirmish> Are you female or trans Kelly?
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:44:00 <Skirmish> ;)
22:44:00 <KellyIshere> lmao
22:44:00 <KellyIshere> pretty sure im trans
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/14/fast-and-furious-8-horse-iceberg-dead/
22:44:00 <Skirmish> We're a very modern chat community here. We're sensitive to those that may not identify with the gender they were assigned by the evil medical profession at birth.
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> racing horses :p
22:45:00 <dematerialised> im a fan of chicks with dicks
22:45:00 <KellyIshere> lol
22:45:00 <Skirmish> We're very inclusive of the fags, lesbos, weirdo-otherkins etc.
22:45:00 <KellyIshere> lovely to know
22:45:00 <dematerialised> you have to be somewhat passable though
22:45:00 <Skirmish> Any of the ever growing list of identifiable genders listed on tumblr.
22:45:00 <dematerialised> i dont want no stubble scratching my balls
22:45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we're happy to accept ANYONE, providing they don't look as bad as Lumeah does.
22:46:00 <KellyIshere> me either lol
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> Mrs man
22:48:00 <KellyIshere> some ladies grow hair on their chins
22:48:00 <Skirmish> I got creative last night. Let me find a link ...
22:48:00 <dematerialised> i've not come across a woman with facial hair that i'd find attractive
22:48:00 <dematerialised> i can do hairy armpits
22:48:00 <dematerialised> thats about it
22:49:00 <KellyIshere> lol
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/7/7c/Manface_bb.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140511160916
22:49:00 <KellyIshere> nah nah
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> trimmed or shaved only for me
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> no wild bush/armpit
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:50:00 <KellyIshere> fair enough
22:50:00 <dematerialised> armpit hair just reminds me of pubes
22:50:00 <dematerialised> i can deal with that
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> shannen doherty is coming back to perth
22:52:00 <dematerialised> does she have armpit hair
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> and sydney
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> dont know
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:52:00 <dematerialised> google suggests not
22:53:00 <KellyIshere> lol
22:54:00 <Serenity> has shannan doherty been relevant since like 2001?
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> nope
22:54:00 <KellyIshere> thinking sleep is a good idea
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> troy baker is coming to perth/sydney too
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> night StevieLoZz94
22:55:00 <dematerialised> mmm sleep
22:56:00 <StevieLoZz94> i feel like having a smoke first, but i can't:(
22:56:00 <dematerialised> fight the power
22:56:00 <dematerialised> do what you want
22:56:00 <Doodle> [22:25] <Skirmish> If you install it and add Doodle he will send you dick pics.
22:56:00 <Clarkson> Druidess fuck her life up
22:56:00 <StevieLoZz94> im fighting hard. its only been 4 days lol
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> ew
22:56:00 <Doodle> BASCUSE ME
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> smoking is bad mmmkay
22:56:00 <dematerialised> good stuff StevieLoZz94
22:57:00 <dematerialised> just replace the smokes with cock instead
22:57:00 <dematerialised> problem solved
22:57:00 <StevieLoZz94> no way
22:57:00 <Doodle> jose
22:58:00 <StevieLoZz94> glasses of water are my replacement
22:58:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Do you deny it?
22:58:00 <dematerialised> i suppose that works too
22:58:00 <Doodle> no
22:58:00 <Skirmish> Doodle doodle pics for all!
22:58:00 <Doodle> no not for all i'm not that kind of girl
22:59:00 <dematerialised> Doodle is more demure
22:59:00 <Doodle> ^
22:59:00 <Doodle> speaking of demure
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai cunts!
22:59:00 <dematerialised> sup sexy
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just finished work
22:59:00 <Doodle> i just finished homework
22:59:00 <Doodle> twins
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fan on - clothes off
23:00:00 <Doodle> omg same lol
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00:00 <Doodle> crazy
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> youre the best doodle
23:00:00 <Doodle> teehehe
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> "just fuck already!"
23:00:00 <Doodle> i cant
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00:00 <Doodle> kate's husband will bash me
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh.. im not feeling like sex tonight
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> he’d probably say, yeah good luck with her lol
23:01:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:01:00 <Doodle> ok
23:01:00 <Doodle> just a blowie then thanks
23:01:00 <Doodle> :D
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vomit
23:01:00 <Doodle> no
23:01:00 <Doodle> not at first
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feeel yuck and jiz would make me spew right now
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:01:00 <StevieLoZz94> havea good one all! night
23:01:00 <Doodle> thats ok i'll do it in ur hair
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> nightt
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah go for gold
23:02:00 <Doodle> awes
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima lay here like a beached whale
23:02:00 <Doodle> ur so accommodating
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> throw water at me
23:02:00 <Doodle> show us yer blowhole
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and put towels on me
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:02:00 <Doodle> hahaha
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *farts*
23:02:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:02:00 <Doodle> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
23:02:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> poot
23:02:00 <Doodle> i think we're using different languages
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> hair conditioner
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
23:04:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 can u finish my paper on psychographic segmentation
23:04:00 <Doodle> thx
23:07:00 <dematerialised> so rude
23:08:00 <faux> lol
23:08:00 <faux> i guessthats a no
23:08:00 <Doodle> lol bitch
23:09:00 <Doodle> so
23:09:00 <Doodle> since she's gone who wants to put the kettle on for me
23:09:00 <Doodle> sezz
23:09:00 <Doodle> i saw u put your hand up
23:09:00 <Serenity> no
23:09:00 <Doodle> thx
23:10:00 <Serenity> i just disinfected my kitchen no ones touching a thing
23:10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jefferson Starship - Sarah.mp3 (4.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
23:10:00 <Doodle> use mine
23:10:00 <Doodle> and my kitchen
23:11:00 <faux> lolol
23:11:00 <faux> cbf making tea soz
23:11:00 <faux> u can have water
23:11:00 <Doodle> lol
23:11:00 <Serenity> loll
23:11:00 <faux> lmaoo
23:11:00 <faux> gooddogy
23:11:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:11:00 <Doodle> does that mean we get to do it doggy style now
23:12:00 <Doodle> i hope so
23:12:00 <faux> ye that was always the plan
23:12:00 <Doodle> o sweet
23:12:00 <Doodle> so i can bite u on the back of the head while we do it?
23:12:00 <faux> i uh
23:12:00 <faux> what
23:12:00 <faux> no
23:12:00 <Doodle> oh
23:12:00 <Doodle> thats how dogs do it
23:12:00 <faux> lmaoooo
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> polly put the kettle on
23:13:00 <faux> i just got hilarious images
23:13:00 <Doodle> haha
23:13:00 <Doodle> OMNOMNOM
23:13:00 <Doodle> thrust
23:13:00 <faux> a chunk outa me hed
23:13:00 <Serenity> ROFL stopppp
23:13:00 <faux> DIOS ME
23:13:00 <faux> MIO
23:13:00 <Serenity> mental images
23:13:00 <faux> *
23:13:00 <faux> lmaoo
23:13:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Divinyls - Pleasure And Pain.mp3 (8.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:19)
23:13:00 <Serenity> YA BIT ME FARKEN HED
23:13:00 <faux> HAHA
23:13:00 <Doodle> so, i've had my head bitten
23:13:00 <Doodle> she was a bit toothy
23:14:00 <Serenity> loooooool
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> what about an image of Doodle with his tongue hanging out of his mouth
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:14:00 <faux> .
23:14:00 <Serenity> now all i see is an actual doodle with a tongue hanging out its japs eye
23:14:00 <Clarkson> see no cock
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:15:00 <Doodle> :P~
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:15:00 <faux> i still love u lucas
23:15:00 <faux> hnggg
23:15:00 <Serenity> uhm
23:15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lucas - Lucas With The Lid Off.mp3 (3.68MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:01)
23:15:00 <Doodle> ?
23:15:00 <faux> chad michael Murray
23:15:00 <faux> in oth
23:15:00 <Doodle> oh
23:15:00 <Doodle> who is that
23:15:00 <faux> he needs to be inside me
23:15:00 <Doodle> eep
23:15:00 <faux> lmao
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> is nrl on this weekend
23:16:00 <Doodle> no
23:16:00 <Doodle> BUT F1 IS
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> v8s too
23:16:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:16:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:16:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:16:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:16:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:16:00 <Serenity> fauxs increasing sex pestness is making me nervous
23:16:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
23:16:00 <Serenity> BEHAVE
23:16:00 <Serenity> I WONT TAKE IT OFF AGAIN
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> is there any female drivers in f1
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> or was any
23:17:00 <faux> y nervous
23:17:00 <faux> Y
23:17:00 <Doodle> [23:16] <Serenity> I WONT TAKE IT OFF AGAIN
23:17:00 <Doodle> i've heard that before
23:17:00 <Doodle> there have been a few TheRiddler
23:17:00 <Serenity> eeehehe
23:17:00 <faux> Y NERVOUS U CUNTFLUFF
23:18:00 <Serenity> you're not normally so outwardly horny faux rofl
23:18:00 <Doodle> WHO
23:18:00 <Serenity> its weird
23:18:00 <faux> lmao
23:18:00 <faux> soz
23:18:00 <faux> ive been super horns lately
23:18:00 <Doodle> lol cuntfluff
23:18:00 <faux> id bone a goat
23:18:00 <Doodle> pls dont
23:18:00 <Serenity> hHhH
23:18:00 <Serenity> wow.
23:18:00 <Serenity> haha*
23:18:00 <faux> if that goat was chad michael Murray
23:18:00 <faux> hHhH
23:18:00 <Doodle> let me google dis cunt
23:18:00 <Clarkson> miss me fuck yas
23:18:00 <Doodle> c me competishun
23:18:00 <faux> i think i been doing meself like 16 times
23:19:00 <faux> a day
23:19:00 <Doodle> pfff
23:19:00 <Doodle> i could take him
23:19:00 <faux> ye
23:19:00 <faux> ofc
23:19:00 <faux> in teh butt
23:19:00 <Doodle> lol no
23:19:00 <faux> o
23:19:00 <Serenity> oh areyou watching ONE TREE HILL
23:19:00 <Serenity> wtffff caps
23:19:00 <Doodle> NO
23:19:00 <faux> YES I AM
23:19:00 <Doodle> i'm watching porn
23:19:00 <faux> im at s5
23:19:00 <Clarkson> the only vagina i am interested in is my lovely wifes
23:20:00 <Serenity> this keyboard is retaded
23:20:00 <Doodle> retaded
23:20:00 <Serenity> i havent seen it im wondering if i should
23:20:00 <faux> sozis ur soelling
23:20:00 <faux> oh
23:20:00 <faux> YES PLS DO
23:20:00 <Doodle> soelling
23:20:00 <faux> PLS
23:20:00 <Doodle> retaded soelling
23:20:00 <faux> i started like
23:20:00 <faux> maybe a month ago
23:20:00 <Serenity> i will dl s`
23:20:00 <faux> and im at s5
23:20:00 <Serenity> sw1
23:20:00 <Serenity> sdfgo;nksdh'
23:20:00 <Serenity> [dfcxh
23:20:00 <Serenity> fgcdb
23:20:00 <Serenity> fgv
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
23:20:00 <Clarkson> increase in avg penis length ?
23:20:00 <Doodle> um
23:20:00 <Doodle> lol
23:20:00 <faux> first four seasons theyre in high school
23:20:00 <Serenity> stick your dick up your arse clarkson
23:20:00 <Clarkson> u are a shit dad i can hear your son crying from adelaide
23:20:00 <Doodle> faux increases my avg penis length
23:21:00 <faux> this season is a 4 year time jump to after college
23:21:00 <faux> lol doodle
23:21:00 <faux> hng
23:21:00 <faux> pix.
23:21:00 <Doodle> eeheheh
23:21:00 <Doodle> i cant rooster is here
23:21:00 <faux> ffs
23:21:00 <faux> he ruins everything
23:21:00 <Doodle> yup
23:21:00 <Serenity> ok
23:21:00 <Doodle> story of my life
23:21:00 <Serenity> getting s1
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> screaming goat ft one tree hill
23:24:00 <faux> yay sez
23:24:00 <faux> youll love it
23:24:00 <faux> if u dont ill shave my head
23:25:00 <faux> and by my head i mean doodles
23:25:00 <Doodle> :o
23:25:00 <Doodle> i'll be a wingnut
23:25:00 <Serenity> if i hate it you have to show me your vag
23:25:00 <Doodle> with me ears sticking out
23:25:00 <Serenity> ok
23:25:00 <faux> youve seen me vag
23:25:00 <Doodle> show me
23:25:00 <Serenity> its been years ok
23:25:00 <faux> and plus youll jst hate it on purpose
23:25:00 <Serenity> show me again
23:25:00 <Serenity> FINE
23:26:00 <faux> if u luv it ill show u
23:26:00 <faux> ;D
23:26:00 <Serenity> ok deal
23:26:00 <Doodle> SHOW ME UR VAGOO
23:26:00 <faux> nek minnit sez pretends she luvs it abd cries through all nine seasns
23:26:00 <Doodle> i mean wb Skirmish
23:26:00 <Serenity> fuck off m8
23:26:00 <Clarkson> well sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go... i tghink its better to have a late night poo and wee hole so you can nuke that fucken bitch with large piles of firewood
23:26:00 <faux> youve seen it ok
23:26:00 <Doodle> um
23:26:00 <Doodle> show me again
23:26:00 <Doodle> in triplicate
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i just died
23:27:00 <Doodle> oh dear
23:27:00 <Doodle> this will help
23:27:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxj5xVLyj0
23:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roxette - Dressed For Success Views: 3,629,440 Uploader: Roxette Uploaded: Mar 4, 2009 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.90
23:28:00 <faux> k
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
23:29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nice
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… whats up
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> faux will show her vag if you love 1 tree hill
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> :P
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
23:30:00 <Doodle> lol
23:30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> does her vag smell
23:30:00 <Doodle> like strawberries
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
23:30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
23:31:00 <faux> excuse me
23:31:00 <Doodle> hi
23:31:00 <faux> it wasnt an offer for everyone
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:31:00 <Doodle> lol
23:31:00 <faux> just sez
23:31:00 <Doodle> strawberry shortstack
23:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i might wait in the line for my turn
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> strawberry shortcake
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone get me more cheese
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of cheese?
23:31:00 <dematerialised> i can give you some dickcheese if you want
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> I have cracked pepper cheddar
23:31:00 <dematerialised> its tast
23:31:00 <dematerialised> y
23:31:00 <faux> dickcheese
23:32:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler has 5 varieties just in his peehole
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> cracker barrel
23:32:00 <Doodle> osnap
23:32:00 <faux> lolol
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck offi’ll legit spew
23:32:00 <dematerialised> white creamy goodness
23:32:00 <Doodle> dont tell me that
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> also have light philly
23:32:00 <Doodle> lol
23:32:00 <dematerialised> not too thick
23:32:00 <dematerialised> very pungent
23:32:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Heaps of pictures of my vagoo online. Google 'Blue Waffle'.
23:32:00 <Doodle> what, her spew?
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> I ate the smoked cheddar
23:32:00 <Doodle> no thx Skirmish i'm not from 1998
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> smoked cheddar is nice
23:32:00 <dematerialised> you smoked the cock
23:33:00 <Clarkson> but compared to the firdt I thought it was shit
23:33:00 <Doodle> clarky wut
23:33:00 <Clarkson> ooo shooters for cheap drinks too, its a fucking dive though
23:33:00 <Doodle> k
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin, how good are jatz and cheese
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> what is shooters
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> like on a scale of awesome ness
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it rates high
23:33:00 <Doodle> i dont eat much cheese
23:33:00 <Doodle> i like it tho
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer ritz
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> tomorrow, i’ll prob hate it lol
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> to jatz
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sometimes they’re a bit greasy / fatty
23:34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Martha & The Muffins - Echo Beach.mp3 (8.21MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:57)
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> yeah true
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> did martha have muffin top?
23:34:00 <Doodle> dunno let me check
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> did she call her tits the muffins
23:35:00 <Doodle> no
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:35:00 <Doodle> and no
23:35:00 <Doodle> https://rawkandrolljunkie.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/marthandthemuffins1.jpg
23:36:00 <Doodle> martha is the guy in the yellow shirt
23:36:00 <faux> rawk
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do they all look like trannies
23:37:00 <Doodle> 80s
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
23:37:00 <Picard> cunt
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missing Persons - Words.mp3 (8.49MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:16)
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> comes in and ruins the fucking atmos
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
23:39:00 <Clarkson> they are fucking annoying
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> yes clarky
23:39:00 <Clarkson> that idea can fuck itself
23:39:00 <Clarkson> pool sex is filth :/
23:39:00 <Doodle> lol
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> sif
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> just dont do it in a public pool
23:40:00 <faux> a week or so ago my friend and i were playing would u rather
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> are we going to play that now?
23:41:00 <faux> and she asked me if id rather drink a shot of vomit or put my tongue in a shotglass of shit
23:41:00 <faux> so i refused to answer
23:41:00 <faux> and now she keeps texting me
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:41:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:42:00 <faux> "VOM OR POO BITCH"
23:42:00 <faux> "V OR P???"
23:42:00 <faux> LOL
23:42:00 <faux> im going to shit in her mailbox
23:42:00 <faux> and be like
23:42:00 <faux> shit.
23:42:00 <faux> what
23:42:00 <faux> sure as long as you dont ask me that q
23:42:00 <dematerialised> shot of vomit for sure
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> is that what they call it now
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> mailbox
23:42:00 <dematerialised> although depends how many chunks are in it
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:42:00 <Doodle> .
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> stick it in the slot
23:43:00 <faux> .
23:43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stranglers-Golden Brown.mp3 (7.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:38)
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> you got male
23:43:00 <dematerialised> you're a wildman TheRiddler
23:43:00 <dematerialised> i like that
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> package delivery
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> it works
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd 30 mins i wa sweating to the max
23:44:00 <faux> do u wanna build a snowmaaan
23:44:00 <faux> would u rather build a snowman or play w lego
23:44:00 <faux> tuff question
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> my package is too big for your mailbox maam
23:44:00 <dematerialised> lego for sure
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> now ive got a fucking doona on
23:44:00 <Clarkson> <Attila> Go and fucking do some black doughnuts, and pass it off to your poofter friends. <-- you top?
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> snowman
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and freezing
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need sleep i think
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
23:44:00 <dematerialised> nini
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> night kk
23:44:00 <faux> would u rather bone ur mom or dad
23:45:00 <dematerialised> mum for sure
23:45:00 <dematerialised> although her vadge is probably like a busted clam
23:45:00 <dematerialised> i'll just close my eyes
23:45:00 <Doodle> errr
23:45:00 <faux> ew.
23:45:00 <Doodle> lol
23:45:00 <faux> get out
23:45:00 <Doodle> lie back and think of england
23:45:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> is this a ligit would you rather
23:45:00 <faux> ye heeps ligit
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> legit
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> probably mum if I have to choose
23:46:00 <faux> lmao
23:46:00 <Doodle> goddamn
23:46:00 <faux> lmaoooo
23:46:00 <Doodle> lol what is wrong with u
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> I'll just blindfold
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> and wear gloves
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:46:00 <faux> do u habe all night Doodle
23:46:00 <Doodle> for u of course
23:46:00 <Doodle> ;)
23:47:00 <faux> naw
23:47:00 <TheRiddler> would you rather do picard or a pig in a moo moo
23:47:00 <faux> ily
23:47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:47:00 <faux> pic
23:47:00 <faux> pig
23:47:00 <Doodle> <3
23:47:00 <dematerialised> gonna have to go with the pig also
23:47:00 <Doodle> soz was a bit l8
23:48:00 <faux> doing picard wojld be like doing a pig anyway
23:48:00 <faux> but greasier
23:48:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> nuts to that I'll just to the moo moo
23:48:00 <Doodle> and stinkier
23:48:00 <faux> lmao
23:48:00 <TheRiddler> *take
23:49:00 <Doodle> and probably noisier
23:49:00 <dematerialised> at least the pig wont try to call you afterwards
23:49:00 <faux> woukd u rather do Sophia bush or nina dobrev
23:49:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know who either is
23:49:00 <faux> google m8
23:49:00 <dematerialised> tough one
23:49:00 <dematerialised> gonna have to go with Nina i think
23:49:00 <Doodle> u could do a sixty-nina with nina
23:49:00 <faux> lool
23:49:00 <faux> yum
23:49:00 <dematerialised> i like the middle european look
23:50:00 <faux> yeah shes gorgeous
23:50:00 <Serenity> you are
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> bush
23:50:00 <faux> naw
23:50:00 <dematerialised> i dont like blondes
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> wait
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> is sophia bush the 1 from full house
23:50:00 <faux> bush isnt blonde
23:50:00 <dematerialised> isnt she?
23:50:00 <faux> one tree hill
23:50:00 <dematerialised> google says she is
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> oh nope
23:51:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
23:51:00 <dematerialised> she's not
23:51:00 <faux> idk bout full bouse
23:51:00 <dematerialised> statement still stands however
23:51:00 <faux> h
23:51:00 <Doodle> full bouseh
23:51:00 <faux> lool
23:51:00 <faux> ihy
23:51:00 <Doodle> sif
23:51:00 <faux> k
23:51:00 <Doodle> thats better
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2455079168/nm0124208?ref_=nm_ov_ph
23:52:00 <faux> your face is better
23:52:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
23:52:00 <Doodle> eehehe
23:52:00 <dematerialised> she looks nice in that one
23:52:00 <Serenity> the fuck has happend in my life where this
23:52:00 <dematerialised> but nina still wins
23:52:00 <Serenity> [8:51pm] <@faux> h
23:52:00 <Serenity> [8:51pm] <Doodle> full bouseh
23:52:00 <Serenity> [8:51pm] <@faux> lool
23:52:00 <Serenity> [8:51pm] <@faux> ihy
23:52:00 <Serenity> [8:51pm] <Doodle> sif
23:52:00 <Serenity> [8:51pm] <@faux> k
23:52:00 <Serenity> happens and I know what theyre saying
23:52:00 <Serenity> WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LIFE
23:52:00 <faux> LOL
23:52:00 <Doodle> oh i remember sophia bush now
23:52:00 <Doodle> i've had her, she was shit
23:52:00 <faux> shes so beautiful
23:52:00 <Clarkson> i think my state is: I don't fucking care.
23:52:00 <Doodle> i was great
23:53:00 <faux> i want to lick mustard off her left nipple
23:53:00 <Doodle> i could be getting her confused with someone else
23:53:00 <faux> and i dont even like mustard
23:53:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:53:00 <Serenity> here she goes again
23:53:00 <Doodle> lol
23:53:00 <faux> oh
23:53:00 <faux> soz
23:53:00 <Serenity> someone get the squeegee
23:53:00 <faux> i mean
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> misti dawn or dawn alison
23:53:00 <faux> I would like to have a meaningful converdation with her about global warming.
23:53:00 <Doodle> warming her globes
23:53:00 <faux> mmmm
23:53:00 <faux> i mean no
23:53:00 <faux> how rude.
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> that's my would you rather
23:53:00 <faux> and vulgar.
23:53:00 <Doodle> ye
23:53:00 <Doodle> :D
23:54:00 <faux> pls who am i kidding id tongue fuck her coinslot
23:54:00 <Clarkson> never did finish that fucker
23:54:00 <Doodle> roooofl
23:54:00 <Serenity> jesus
23:54:00 <Serenity> ROFL
23:54:00 <faux> lmao
23:54:00 <Serenity> clarky is da bess
23:54:00 <Clarkson> Well nobody fucking told me
23:54:00 <faux> LOL
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.starnostar.com/data/images2/who-is-Dawn-Allison-is-star-or-no-star-Dawn-Allison-celebrity-vote.jpg
23:54:00 <Serenity> i just did clark
23:54:00 <Clarkson> I love makings chicks cum
23:54:00 <faux> shes telling you now Clarkson
23:54:00 <Clarkson> they should shitcan him .. he aint done shit for a while
23:54:00 <faux> oh
23:54:00 <Doodle> looool
23:55:00 <dematerialised> why does dawn alison loko like she's got a dick
23:55:00 <Serenity> rofll
23:55:00 <Doodle> yeah
23:55:00 <Doodle> thats a man dude
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4147/5196909006_8094104c7c_b.jpg
23:55:00 <faux> loko
23:55:00 <faux> loko ono
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> she doesn't
23:55:00 <Doodle> looks like one of my high school trade teachers in a wig and dress
23:55:00 <faux> are we surprised
23:55:00 <faux> its TheRiddler
23:55:00 <faux> lol
23:55:00 <dematerialised> misti dawn looks like she'd tongue-punch your butthole
23:55:00 <faux> "i know'
23:55:00 <faux> - ash
23:55:00 <dematerialised> so i'd probably go with her
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:56:00 <Doodle> punchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> she probably would
23:56:00 <faux> wtf
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> tho your cock might be small for her :P
23:57:00 <faux> theyre both uglier than eaxh othwr
23:57:00 <faux> id rathr do myself
23:57:00 <faux> next q
23:57:00 <dematerialised> misty dawn has a forehead like an aircraft carrier
23:57:00 <Doodle> yeah i prefer large black women personally
23:57:00 <faux> rofl
23:57:00 <faux> ownd
23:57:00 <faux> WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT
23:57:00 <Doodle> aisle 3
23:57:00 <faux> would u rather lose an arm or leg
23:58:00 <faux> omg
23:58:00 <faux> touch wood
23:58:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
23:58:00 <dematerialised> gonna go with arm
23:58:00 <faux> pox
23:58:00 <faux> pix
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> leg
23:58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
23:58:00 <Doodle> lol filth
23:58:00 <Serenity> woah is that josh
23:58:00 <dematerialised> do we get to choose which arm
23:58:00 <dematerialised> ?
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> who?
23:58:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
23:58:00 <Doodle> does it have to be my arm?
23:58:00 <faux> no
23:58:00 <faux> ye
23:58:00 <Doodle> oh ok
23:58:00 <Doodle> oh
23:59:00 <Doodle> :/
23:59:00 <dematerialised> oh that sucks
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> arms have more use
23:59:00 <dematerialised> risky but im sticking with arm
23:59:00 <Serenity> hmm
23:59:00 <Doodle> i dunno i kinda use my legs
23:59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its not me serenity
23:59:00 <Doodle> to choke women mainly
23:59:00 <Serenity> LOL dick
23:59:00 <Serenity> tiz!
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> also you can dress as a pirate yarrrr
23:59:00 <faux> think leg for me
23:59:00 <faux> lmao
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> peg leg
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> double as dildo if brave enough
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> :P
23:59:00 <dematerialised> i watched porn once of an amputee missing both her legs, all I could think was i bet she gets laid a *lot*
23:59:00 <faux> would u rathr dream of sucking dicks forever or kiss a dude
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