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32:00 <Trevor> when a girl says she forgot to reply to you...
32:00 <Trevor> it means she wants the dick right?
32:00 <Trevor> cause like, all girls want the dick, right?
34:00 <Trevor> I'm glad we had this conversation
34:00 <faux> foad
39:00 <Trevor> geez you can feel the sexual tension
39:00 <Trevor> we could get married you know
39:00 <faux> could we
39:00 <Trevor> we could
39:00 <faux> cool
40:00 <Trevor> asl?
15:00 <Student> Greetings
22:00 <h20> lol
22:00 <h20> hey bonny
22:00 <Bonny> how are you?
23:00 <h20> good urself
23:00 <h20> im 99kgs
23:00 <Bonny> I'm great thanks
23:00 <Bonny> well done.. I'm 87kga
23:00 <h20> from 198 max
23:00 <Student> :)
23:00 <Skirmish> I'm 105kgs aiming for 110.
23:00 <Bonny> I used to be 133
24:00 <Bonny> yeh I've seen your pics on fb, h20
24:00 <Bonny> you look great
24:00 <h20> skirmish im aiming for a six pack atm lol
24:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Should change your nick to H2WHOA
24:00 <h20> its getting there
24:00 <Student> how about a FAMILY PACK? :P
24:00 <Bonny> he has done extremely well
24:00 <Skirmish> Pfft 6 packs are over rated
24:00 <h20> mines covered in skin lol
25:00 <h20> u can see the outlines
25:00 <Skirmish> I've never been that interested in getting my body fat level that low.
25:00 <Skirmish> Every single person has a 6 pack. It's just hidden.
25:00 <h20> i got arthritis in my back
25:00 <h20> so the more wieght off
25:00 <Bonny> on that's bad
25:00 <h20> the better
25:00 <Bonny> yes definitely
26:00 <Skirmish> I applaud people that take their body fax levels down that low. Takes a LOT of effort and time.
26:00 <h20> i took tamzapam lyrica and tramal at 8 passed out just woke
27:00 <Skirmish> I am just happy doing weights. That's hard enough for me without putting my diet under the microscope. I would be more likely to just go get some Clenbuterol and cheat.
28:00 <Bonny> oh I do weight training.. I have a personal trainer
31:00 <Skirmish> Nice work H2o
32:00 <h20> cheers
32:00 <h20> no wieghts
32:00 <h20> all pyshical work
32:00 <h20> im a farm manager now
32:00 <Bonny> excellent.. :)
32:00 <Bonny> bok bok
32:00 <Bonny> lol
32:00 <h20> i live on my own farm
32:00 <Bonny> nice
33:00 <h20> 20000 chickens
33:00 <Bonny> wow
33:00 <Bonny> lots of chooks
33:00 <h20> collect about 19k eggs a day
33:00 <Bonny> rich man
33:00 <h20> dad isa
33:00 <h20> lol
33:00 <Bonny> yes he is
33:00 <Bonny> you'll get there
33:00 <h20> its one of his many farms
33:00 <dematerialised> you should take all of your tamazapam and never wake up again
33:00 <h20> i won big on the horses last week
33:00 <Bonny> that's not nice, dematerialised
34:00 <h20> backed a 126 dollar long shot
34:00 <h20> and took it in a tri
34:00 <h20> it won
34:00 <h20> lol
34:00 <h20> and i got the tri
34:00 <Bonny> wow
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bonny> that's lucky
34:00 <h20> i got the screen shot
34:00 <h20> 8% of 14k
35:00 <Bonny> hehe
35:00 <Bonny> wb
35:00 <Skirmish> Wrong button.
35:00 <h20> lol
35:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <h20> someone closed the mirc instead of their browser
36:00 <Skirmish> Had heaps of stuff open. Was just closing windows for everything and got the wrong one.
36:00 <h20> anyone have problems with samsung television with 1080p over shooting the screen making it too big
39:00 <Skirmish> No. I've got the curved screen and have no issues.
40:00 <Skirmish> Time to go watch a movie and episode of Vikings.
42:00 <h20> sick
42:00 <h20> which movie
43:00 <h20> whats the difference between a black man and batman
43:00 <h20> batman can go into a bank without robin
08:00 <Trevor> skumish
08:00 <Trevor> i was thinking of u while kate was begging me for dick pics
12:00 <Bonny> why didn't she want to see yours>
12:00 <Bonny> >
12:00 <Bonny> ?
12:00 <Bonny> oops I read that wrong
12:00 <h20> lol
12:00 <Bonny> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/10362928_754415841326588_8656553980147493000_n.jpg?oh=dc055d09bfd44063afac4691dea23e5e&oe=574CDB5A
15:00 <h20> shit
15:00 <h20> lol
16:00 <h20> wrong button on keyboard
18:00 <Trevor> /dcc send Bonny dickpic.gif
18:00 <Bonny> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> i love scratching the side of my left nut
21:00 <dematerialised> feels soo good
22:00 <Bonny> I've got the nails for it
24:00 <dematerialised> but not the balls
24:00 <dematerialised> you can borrow mine if yo uwant
25:00 <Bonny> sure.. I'll keep that in mind
25:00 <dematerialised> * Bonny will remember this.
35:00 <h20> xtina didnt say bye
32:00 <psidawg> lallaallaa
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps n’ freaks
56:00 <psidawg> morning kate
56:00 <psidawg> i mean arvo
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> afternoon
56:00 <psidawg> how's ur day love?
56:00 <psidawg> did u just wake up?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no been up for ages
58:00 <psidawg> oh ok, wanna go for a walk with me & my dog?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no 
59:00 <psidawg> awwww
00:00 <psidawg> my dog wont hump ur leg
00:00 <psidawg> i pwomise
00:00 <psidawg> ???
01:00 <psidawg> still no then???
01:00 <psidawg> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
01:00 <psidawg> hahaha
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yes! walking dead!
34:00 <BlackDevil> yea
34:00 <BlackDevil> already fapping
52:00 <BlackDevil> wow
53:00 <BlackDevil> a hot sex scene
04:00 <BlackDevil> well shows over
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :\
06:00 <BlackDevil> yea that sex scene
06:00 <BlackDevil> hot
53:00 <Trevor> Doors are mobile walls on hinges which open to form a gateway
57:00 <BlackDevil> Mini Kim Kardashian who became a mini-celebrity herself has died
57:00 <Floss> whos that?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
10:00 <abortion> Who said what about me?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
20:00 <TheRon> she didn'y did she?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> she did
28:00 <TheRon> geez
33:00 <TheRon> i made chilli
33:00 <TheRon> i make the best chilli
34:00 <TheRon> genuine mexicano
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
35:00 <TheRon> the secret is a tablespoon of coffee
41:00 <dematerialised> good morning ladies
42:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck!
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> A human skeleton was found in near Geelong.
46:00 <TheRon> was it frank costa??
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/44/80/d4/4480d41dfa8bd0b99796e4bc84018e1f.jpg
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> I left her safe n sound then she called me up from a parlor for a ride to her mother
48:00 <Trevor> bbl getting deployed to a conflict zone with no battalion
48:00 <TheRon> dear god!
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my queen...my love...norell the tranny
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UIzwjiLGzrs/hqdefault.jpg
51:00 <TheRon> ppl think it's wrong, the love between a man and his llama
51:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> some shemales are really femenine
51:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> British^Bulldog woof woof woof
52:00 <TheRon> the melbourne storm is on top of the ladder
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma133wDDXd1qay94jo1_500.png
52:00 <TheRiddler> whennn aa mannn loves a llammaaa
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> a double dissolution election perhaps be imminent beofr this july
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> post-op is MGM
57:00 <TheRon> i made chilli
58:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> coward people like monis could get all he ever wanted for himself yet the flawd remains to understand genuine mates
00:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i could take a bullet for keep cori safe being far nothing much could be done
00:00 <morgoth> ?
00:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ,
01:00 <morgoth> .
01:00 <TheRon> ..
01:00 <morgoth> ?
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/653403/EXCLUSIVE-CIA-framed-hubby-for-murder-because-he-was-trying-to-tell-world-aliens-exist
02:00 <TheRon> aliens scully, aliens!
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> Coward monis, not man monis please media
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLaV0BnCiY
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Anthony 'The Man' Mundine Calls Out Mayweather and Pacquiao Views: 879 Uploader: Billionaires Newswire Uploaded: Jun 3, 2015 Duration: 1m50s Rating: 2.14
06:00 <dematerialised> thai girls are so hot
07:00 <TheRon> you gotta make sure they're girls, because this one time.........
07:00 <dematerialised> its true, there are some cunning individuals around
07:00 <dematerialised> but it's all in good spirit
09:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> thai ladyboys are better
13:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> no fun in women only expense
13:00 <dematerialised> fuck there are some broken people here
13:00 <TheRon> there's a thai massage joint in ballarat, not sure if they do the happy ending though
14:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i was straight until the day i got married
14:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://chaturbate.com/luna678xxx/
18:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> TheRon you might bumped into cinnamon in her thai outfit over there
19:00 <TheRon> i know a cinnamon, she's a stripper
20:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you only know you love her when you let her go
20:00 <TheRon> that's right
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> people are mean anywhere you go thesedays
21:00 <morgoth> .
21:00 <TheRon> i like that old time rock n roll
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> we were happy together i roam free into her womb
22:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> she never betrayed or backstabbed but the people did
23:00 <TheRon> Philosopher{[x]}: you take any drugs? i want whatever you're on
23:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hang on sir
24:00 <TheRon> i hit a nerve?
25:00 <morgoth> look out your window
25:00 <TheRon> what am i look for?
26:00 <zaim> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> All this hype about disease and shit in 3rd world countries must be a load of crap. Beehhh/Philosopher{[x] has managed to survive there.
29:00 <TheRiddler> but look at what he has become
29:00 <Skirmish> Probably got faster/better internet than Australia does. The cunt.
32:00 <TheRon> i think he had something to do with the bali bombings
34:00 <morgoth> ?
35:00 <TheRon> these are not the chattings of a nromal man
35:00 <morgoth> .
44:00 <morgoth> * Cannot join #perth (You are banned).
53:00 <TheRon> we can dance if we want to
08:00 <TheRon> i ran, i ran so far away
23:00 <TheRon> you know it's true eevrything i do i do it for you
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's very warm out
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGxAobZ_700b.jpghttp://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGxAobZ_700b.jpg
29:00 <TheRiddler> for fawks
30:00 <TheRon> not coming up, is it a cock pic?
31:00 <zaim> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGxAobZ_700b.jpg
31:00 <zaim> double pasted
31:00 <zaim> i like that 404 page tho lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> no
31:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <zaim> thats ok TheRiddler. it happens to the best of us
32:00 <TheRon> impotence?
39:00 <zaim> precisely.
51:00 <Matthew> this show is over... say goodbyeee... SAY GOODBYEEE
53:00 <TheRon> george michael's faith is brockley robb's signature song
55:00 <TheRon> don't stop till you get enough
00:00 <Matthew> oh god
02:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
12:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
20:00 <TheRon> and we all wonder why nazi's grow like wildflowers
23:00 <TheRon> angry anderson - suddenly
50:00 <doctor> wan sum drug kid?
53:00 <dematerialised> u wan body massage happy ending
06:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/v336V7T.gifv
15:00 <Picard> evening how are u all?
28:00 <amsy> where is Doodle?
28:00 <amsy> hey sezz
28:00 <Serenity> hey amsy
29:00 <Serenity> doodles probably off fighting wiht his junky cat
29:00 <Matthew> good evening to the classy Serenity
29:00 <amsy> lol i'll take him of his hands if hes such a pain in the ass
29:00 <Serenity> we've worked out hes a drug addict lol
29:00 <Serenity> heya Matthew
30:00 <amsy> probably licks the bowl on his bong every night
30:00 <Serenity> hahah
30:00 <Serenity> hes been getting into the catnip apparently
30:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
30:00 <amsy> awesome
31:00 <amsy> im going to plant some catnip and cat grass this spring i think
31:00 <amsy> give the cat something else to do
32:00 <amsy> maybe he wont come in covered in other cats blood if hes wacked out on catnip
32:00 <Serenity> i might do that
33:00 <amsy> not sure how he reacts to catnip though... hes fairly meh about toys and stuff with catnip but i question how much is actually in them... might be different when he can chew on the real plant
34:00 <Serenity> apparently only about 50% of cats are affected by it
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know if my boys are or not
35:00 <amsy> plant some :D
41:00 <StevieLoZz94> Hey all
41:00 <dematerialised> werd
42:00 <StevieLoZz94> ?
45:00 <Serenity> hey StevieLoZz94
50:00 <StevieLoZz94> hey Serenity
02:00 <mrdanger> Perfect timing
03:00 <Doodle> hb ap
03:00 <amsy> :D
04:00 <amsy> i have a present for you
04:00 <Doodle> o u shouldnt hev
04:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/fQPs5OF
05:00 <Doodle> rrrrofl
05:00 <Doodle> o/`
05:00 <amsy> haha
05:00 <Doodle> did u get cool presents
05:00 <amsy> ye
06:00 <Doodle> like a box of tikkentakken the size of ur head
06:00 <amsy> omg i have one already
06:00 <Doodle> onice
06:00 <amsy> but it was filled with little mini packs and most of them were not orange flavoured
06:00 <amsy> so i was sad
06:00 <Doodle> :\
06:00 <amsy> lol
06:00 <Doodle> they have cherry cola now
07:00 <Doodle> and peach lemonade
07:00 <amsy> yeah peach lemonade sounds good
07:00 <Doodle> theyre both pretty nice
07:00 <amsy> i dont like cherry coke
07:00 <Doodle> me either
07:00 <amsy> tastes like medicine
07:00 <Doodle> but these taste nice
07:00 <amsy> hm
07:00 <Doodle> like nerds
07:00 <Doodle> sort of
07:00 <amsy> oo
08:00 <Doodle> speaking of nerds
08:00 <Doodle> sup gertie
08:00 <amsy> a friend of mine thought it would be cute to shove tiny little lollies down into a cactus plant
08:00 <amelia> hie friend
09:00 <amsy> and give it to me for my bday
09:00 <Doodle> :o
09:00 <Doodle> sadist
09:00 <amsy> she honestly didnt think of the fact that id get needled to death while retrieving them
09:00 <amsy> lmao
09:00 <Doodle> oh i thought it was on purp
10:00 <amsy> it wasnt lollll
10:00 <Doodle> lol good grief
10:00 <Doodle> logic lady
10:00 <amsy> hahahaha
10:00 <Doodle> 'next year i'm giving her chocolates sealed inside radioactive waste'
10:00 <amsy> lol
10:00 <amsy> i told her i would retaliate at some point
11:00 <Doodle> get her a giant vibrator and superglue nails to it
11:00 <amsy> lollll no just cover it in chilli
11:00 <Doodle> lol omg u bitch
11:00 <Clarkson> skrillex is a fucking fake
11:00 <amsy> then she wont notice beforehand
11:00 <Doodle> hahaha
11:00 <Doodle> ME MINGE IS AFLAME
11:00 <amsy> lmaoooooo
12:00 <Doodle> you'd have to feed it bread to get rid of the spicy
12:00 <amsy> LOL @ FEED IT
12:00 <amsy> omnomnomnom
12:00 <Doodle> ye get a french stick
12:00 <amsy> slurpslurp
12:00 <amsy> AHAHAHAHA
12:00 <Doodle> hahaha
12:00 <MadScientist> get a cock up ya
12:00 <Clarkson> need marketing degree or some shit
12:00 <Doodle> NO
12:00 <Doodle> whoah
13:00 <Clarkson> you drunk fuck
13:00 <Doodle> i am not
13:00 <MadScientist> hahaha
13:00 <amsy> lollll
13:00 <Doodle> i just had class for my marketing stuff
13:00 <Doodle> i was the only one to turn up
13:00 <Doodle> as usual
13:00 <amsy> lol awks
14:00 <amsy> then the lecturer talks directly to you
14:00 <amsy> pls no
14:00 <Doodle> lol yeh but its videolink and i dont have a cam
14:00 <Doodle> so i can smoke weed and watch him
14:00 <amsy> oh phew
14:00 <Doodle> ye
14:00 <doctor> the only way
15:00 <Doodle> its how i did uni when i was 18 i figure stick with what works
15:00 <doctor> Im one of those losers who can't function while stoned
16:00 <Doodle> i can to an extent but dont ask me to direct a ballet or formulate a response to the isis problem
17:00 <Doodle> or could it be.. the isis crisis?
22:00 <amsy> lol
23:00 <doctor> crISISIrc
25:00 <mrdanger> I'm aaron
25:00 <dematerialised> i'm hungry
26:00 <StevieLoZz94> me to
26:00 <StevieLoZz94> too
26:00 <StevieLoZz94> starving
26:00 <dematerialised> might go cruise the streets and see what piques my interest
26:00 <mrdanger> I was having an existential crisis so I thought I'd seek validation by asserting that I exist
27:00 <amsy> hi mrdanger 
28:00 <amsy> not entirely convinced you do sorry
28:00 <mrdanger> Damn.
28:00 <mrdanger> Also hi
28:00 <faux> woo dangerous engaged guy
29:00 <mrdanger> Woo d
29:00 <mrdanger> T
29:00 <mrdanger> Damnit
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Picard> fark  me
29:00 <mrdanger> Hello faux :p
30:00 <mrdanger> Just dl a show then deleted it by accident 
30:00 <mrdanger> I suck at technologing
31:00 <faux> hello
31:00 <faux> :p
31:00 <faux> etc
31:00 <mrdanger> What's news faux?
31:00 <faux> nada 
31:00 <faux> had a good day
31:00 <faux> did some running up and down me stairs now me legs are jelly
31:00 <mrdanger> Cool, what went down?
31:00 <faux> had some.visitors
31:00 <faux> good mood
31:00 <mrdanger> Schweet
31:00 <faux> hows engaged life
32:00 <faux> whens the big day
32:00 <faux> and better yet am i invited
32:00 <mrdanger> Like normal life but less fun
32:00 <TheRiddler> brink me back to health nurse faux
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <mrdanger> December 3rd
32:00 <faux> do not dodge my question
33:00 <mrdanger> Can anyone else not get us netflix coz Hola is balls? My bro can still get it
33:00 <mrdanger> Oh, no, you are not
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <mrdanger> Coz my family is too fucking big
33:00 <faux> an i not high enough on the irc heirarchy
33:00 <mrdanger> And inviting them all cost me 11 grand
33:00 <faux> Jesus 
33:00 <faux> good luck with that
34:00 <mrdanger> Pay your own way and you can come :p
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <mrdanger> It's ok, not to be sausages but I earn llts
34:00 <faux> ok but im not bringing a gift
34:00 <Serenity> tight ass
34:00 <mrdanger> Lots*
34:00 <faux> you cant tell me you earn lots then ask me to pay for myself
34:00 <faux> so rude
35:00 <mrdanger> Some idiots hired me and kept promoting me and giving me more money, noe 
35:00 <faux> nice
35:00 <mrdanger> Now I earn more than I'm worth and live in constant fear of being found out
35:00 <mrdanger> It's called adulting
35:00 <amsy> netflix is cracking down on proxy connections
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> i must depart
36:00 <faux> brb
36:00 <mrdanger> But why can my stupid brother still use Hola amsy? 
37:00 <mrdanger> Also #bernie2016.. I haven't been around for a while so I just wanted to make sure you guys know
37:00 <amsy> ive no idea
38:00 <mrdanger> I expected more from you amsy.
38:00 <Serenity> because they are blocking them by accounts
39:00 <Serenity> my brother can still use his VPN I cannot certain people can use turboflix and the likes others can
39:00 <Serenity> t
39:00 <mrdanger> Why my account not his?
39:00 <amsy> they havent gotten to his yet
39:00 <mrdanger> He uses it a ni
39:00 <mrdanger> A lot more than me
39:00 <Serenity> because each account is on a difference server
39:00 <Serenity> much like facebook
39:00 <mrdanger> Also I'm typing on a phone hence thr 
39:00 <Serenity> different
39:00 <mrdanger> That shit
39:00 <amsy> i just use norwegian netflix snd download whatever isnt there lol
40:00 <amsy> and until they make a comprehensive service i will continue to do so
40:00 <mrdanger> Yeah I dl a bit now that netflix cut me off the good shit
40:00 <mrdanger> I thought they were anti piracy but apparently not
40:00 <amsy> one big database with everything
40:00 <mrdanger> Suckers
40:00 <amsy> people would pay
40:00 <mrdanger> Yeah I dig it
41:00 <amsy> now people have to buy subscriptions to 475748393957589 companies just to watch 1 or 2 shows from each
41:00 <amsy> its crap
41:00 <mrdanger> Yeah it sucks
42:00 <mrdanger> That said I was paying 80 a mknt
42:00 <mrdanger> Month. For foxtel
42:00 <mrdanger> So, netflix is aiight
43:00 <TheRiddler> I pay $12 for netflix, $50 for foxtel play, $12 for animelab
44:00 <mrdanger> I pay 12 for netflix 0 for utorrent
44:00 <mrdanger> The end
44:00 <TheRiddler> I use utorrent too
45:00 <TheRiddler> for shows I cant get elsewhere
45:00 <mrdanger> I work like 70 hours a week so I hardly have time for the shit I la
45:00 <mrdanger> Pay for.
45:00 <mrdanger> Which is why I'm gunna go watch daredevil
46:00 <mrdanger> And masturbate, obviouslu
46:00 <amsy> i dont pay for cable tv, bf works at the company so we are under a "beta testing" account type thing lol
46:00 <mrdanger> Fucking phones.
46:00 <mrdanger> Haha nice amsy
46:00 <amsy> it rules
46:00 <amsy> not much on though
46:00 <amsy> same shit 3 times a day for a month
47:00 <amsy> i only watch bbc earth, viasat hockey and tv2 sport lol
53:00 <Trevor> http://www.foodauthority.nsw.gov.au/penalty-notices/
53:00 <Trevor> 1423 penalty notices currently in the register. 
54:00 <Trevor> food is much cleaner on the streets of bangladesh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor! dick pics?
55:00 <Trevor> slut gtfo
56:00 <amsy> why would you even want them kate?
56:00 <couleurs> 8)
56:00 <amsy> hi cc :6
56:00 <Trevor> shes only human
56:00 <amsy> ty 4 ur msg yeaterday
56:00 <couleurs> helo amsy :y
56:00 <couleurs> no sombrero
57:00 <amsy> hahaha
57:00 <couleurs> !pisces cru
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif i’m a slut! Dick pics of GTFO trevor!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just trolling amsy
57:00 <amsy> !pickles
58:00 <Trevor> great troll, ya fat slut
58:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Pickle.
59:00 <couleurs> n e good presents amsy?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, “fat slut” is getting a bit old
00:00 <Trevor> #trollfail
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and besides it’s not very original… AND you’re probably getting confused with me and your ‘wife’ - right
00:00 <amsy> yep they were all p good thx
00:00 <amsy> n u?
00:00 <Trevor> nah the wife is a hot slut. Its hard to get you two confused
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh you’re back with your ‘wife’ now?
01:00 <Trevor> nah im a drug dealing pimp
01:00 <Trevor> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> your stories are so entertaing
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> entertaining*
02:00 <couleurs> Nice.
02:00 <Trevor> thanks, perhaps you could learn some skills from them
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you just flop yo’ cock out - take some pics
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> wy would i want to learns some skills?
02:00 <couleurs> me 2 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m a happily married woman
02:00 <Trevor> fat slut
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> random - dick pics, cunt
03:00 <Clarkson> ballarat is in middle of bum fuck and no where
03:00 <amsy> kate id you just ignore it, it will leave
03:00 <amsy> please.
03:00 <amsy> if*
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it never has in the past :(
05:00 <Trevor> dont be fat bitches
07:00 <Trevor> k thnx
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you love fat bitches trevor that’s why you’re still hanging out ere
07:00 <Trevor> nah im just waiting for a mate
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> day in, day out?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw, you love the fat sluts of austnet
09:00 <amsy> lol
11:00 <Trevor> http://www.mysteriousaustralia.com/yowie_stories.html
16:00 <DangerBate> Hey kate 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are?
18:00 <DangerBate> Aaron? 
18:00 <DangerBate> mrdanger will do
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
20:00 <DangerBate> What's news?
20:00 <DangerBate> Not b
20:00 <DangerBate> Not much. Sadly a fb post of a micmrc
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <DangerBate> Mirc screens hot. 
20:00 <DangerBate> Fucking phones mang
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not much…
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> uni…
21:00 <DangerBate> Studying hard? 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorta kinda
21:00 <Trevor> Well fine I'll get drunk then
21:00 <DangerBate> What's your major shorty?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> not doing a major
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> bach social sicence - welfare
22:00 <DangerBate> I hear that's the most cliche pick up mkn
22:00 <DangerBate> Fuck. Line.
22:00 <DangerBate> Cool, for current work or future work?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> current
22:00 <DangerBate> Cool
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya it’ll do
23:00 <DangerBate> My brother and I had an in joke about studying social science/welfare/counsel
23:00 <DangerBate> Ing
24:00 <DangerBate> It revolved around the general concept of fuck that
24:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck the fucking ghosts are up again
24:00 <TheRiddler> up ya ghost
25:00 <TheRiddler> also wtf
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <DangerBate> My empathy drive runs at 110% so the idea of helping people was overcome by the idea of mental self preservation 
25:00 <DangerBate> That said I avoided 
26:00 <DangerBate> Studying/anything involving helping g
26:00 <DangerBate> And in the last 4 months I have fire 6 people for the sake of efficiency 
27:00 <DangerBate> So I guess our industries feed off each other
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow 
27:00 <DangerBate> I destroy their lives and you help them deal with it
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> only if they become addicted to drugsand have mental health issues
28:00 <DangerBate> I'm guessing with some of them it does
28:00 <DangerBate> It's not much fun
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i can imagine
29:00 <DangerBate> I fired the lady who hired me a week ago
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ruthless!
29:00 <DangerBate> It was harsh
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> its a dirty job but someone has to do it
30:00 <DangerBate> She was BFF with a girl in our team, won't even talk to her noe
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sings*
30:00 <DangerBate> Hah, I do justify it by saying I'm helping the company
30:00 <DangerBate> But in reality I'm just a prick
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <DangerBate> I still try to pretend I'm a lefty tree hugger because I recycle
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol !
32:00 <DangerBate> A slower ass hole sounds sexy
33:00 <DangerBate> I remember having ideals. I'm sure I spouted them enough here for it to be hilarious eba
33:00 <DangerBate> Hah fuck it, typing in a phone is ballsacks 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it sure does!!
34:00 <DangerBate> Anyway. Thanks for studying something worth while. Makes up for all the business pricks like me
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol maybe
36:00 <DangerBate> Anywho, I have work at 7 and I'm like 90yo, so I bid you a fond farewell. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol nn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> catch yo on the flip side
36:00 <DangerBate> I'll be back 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^\
37:00 <DangerBate> Like arnie but with a bigger penis
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
39:00 <Trevor> i'm not into commitment. i just want a hard f*ck think u can give me what i want? 
39:00 <Trevor> my username is Lya54
39:00 <Trevor> my profile is here <http://pathologyconsultancy.com/wp-includes/js/tinymce/skins/wordpress>
40:00 <Trevor> eat spam from the can :D
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn’t suprise me that you’re looking for casual sex on a site with 90 year old frequent 
45:00 <Clarkson> it's the same shit
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning trevor
46:00 <Trevor> you'll never win me
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, did I ever say I wanted you - ah no
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> just dick pics
47:00 <Trevor> I think I ate so much that my rectum is going to explode
47:00 <Serenity> I hope it does x
47:00 <Picard> this cunt it still whining
47:00 <Clarkson> fucking queers :/
48:00 <Trevor> Mt St Trevors Rectum
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Trevor> brokeback mountain is one of my favourite movies, it doesn't make me gay or nothing
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could totally tell you’ve be the bottom
49:00 <Trevor> stan recommended it to me
50:00 <Trevor> say do you crackers want to hear about the time i met the loch ness monster?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t want to read about your first sexual experience with a rubber toy
52:00 <Trevor> Oooh, must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night. We was so scared, the little lady jumps up and she says Trevor what on earth is that creature?!
53:00 <Trevor> He stood above us looking down with his big red eyes. I yelled, I said WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US MONSTER? And the monster bent down and said, I need about tree fiddy
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…um…. winning
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you ever considered a dick enlargement?
57:00 <Trevor> Have you?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, quick happy with me dick
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> quite*
57:00 <Trevor> Good. Stop asking for photos of mine.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but it’s good to compare, aye
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so get ya old fella out and take some pics
10:00 <tallone> Give katatonic_kate01 what she wants...:P
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
13:00 <British^Meat> woo
13:00 <British^Meat> what do u want?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor’s dick pics
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> fuckin gross
13:00 <tallone> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right :P
13:00 <British^Meat> why do u want anything to do with that flaccid dropkick
14:00 <British^Meat> i bet he has one too
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly that’ why he is like naw 
14:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/5qos02M
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