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00:00 <dematerialised> i'll be your father, i'll be your mother, i'll be your lover. I'll be yours.
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know it's not actually spelt cuddle
00:00 <dematerialised> damn and here I was about to make a point about it
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yes the kiwi's won
01:00 <dematerialised> beh why does indians rape women?
01:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> cause they are uncut
01:00 <TheRiddler> go back on my ignore
01:00 <TheRiddler> no
02:00 <TheRiddler> `ignore Philosopher{[x]}
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i hope nz won this T20
02:00 <dematerialised> ~ignore cum
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> they were my favorite
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes ignore jizz
02:00 <dematerialised> k9 why don't you like jizz
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> kk enjoys hardcore sex
02:00 <Clarkson> heaven for climate, hell for company
02:00 <TheRiddler> look what it did to her
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> with your mum phil 
03:00 <TheRiddler> she's swollen :p
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do, just not yours dem
03:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha :P
03:00 <TheRiddler> infected with baby
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im fapping to this https://chaturbate.com/mizzpaola/
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hot n sexy
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> not clicking on your link
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> good
03:00 <TheRiddler> it probably smells
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> next is me again
03:00 <TheRiddler> :p
03:00 <dematerialised> can we ban beeeehh for linking to underage porn
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
04:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> shes supehot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity can you pan phil for being a pedo
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAN*
04:00 <TheRiddler> what did he link?
04:00 <TheRiddler> pan fry
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno i didn’t look
04:00 <dematerialised> no idea
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i assume its some kinda depraved porn
04:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> wtf
05:00 <Clarkson> but brainless fucks will watch it
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> norell is 27 mzpaola is 21
05:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i dont sex with underage shemales
05:00 <dematerialised> i doubt you've asked any of the street whores for ID
05:00 <Skirmish> Fuck beehhh off because it's beehhh. No other reason required. 
05:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> if they look younger abviously on hormone
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly skirmish
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> thats total discrimination by you haters agaisnt a 6gayman
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off 
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you too
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore the cunt
06:00 <Clarkson> this romeo cunt is a bit of a squeezer
06:00 <dematerialised> you aren't gay, you're a predator
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> so we don’t have to see his text
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> your a dork
07:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> fuck women are troublemakers killing all the endangerd male
07:00 <Clarkson> amelia: you will eat your semen sandwich and you will like it
07:00 <dematerialised> women give better head
07:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> sometimes not even that
08:00 <dematerialised> although men are sluts
08:00 <dematerialised> utterly submissive
09:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i like shemales
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is utterly submissive
09:00 <dematerialised> she might be
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
10:00 <Serenity> who did what with a goat
10:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys are more fun
10:00 <dematerialised> ladyboys complain too much
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh obv
10:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is this really weird movie on 7flix
11:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> just cause i got stuck in bangladesh sooner or later i will flee to england
11:00 <TheRiddler> what a lame copycat name
11:00 <TheRiddler> 7flix
11:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my sis will go back to melb tomorrow night
11:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> visited here for 6days
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> this black dude goes around to motels and this naked chick in a plastic see through raincoat appears
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t even think blackie speaks
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
12:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like the start to the porno that Kate is writing that she also stars in. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d have a bit more fuckin’ decorum
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> but yeah i’d totally bang a black dude
13:00 <TheRiddler> once you go black
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i aint never going back?
14:00 <TheRiddler> yep
14:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> go the all blacks
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
14:00 <Trevor> kate do u reckon ur baby will cum wit a mullet?
14:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hongi from a bruder
14:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> they never backstabbed ya
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, do your kids have mullets?
14:00 <Trevor> sure do
14:00 <Trevor> i dont have any kids
15:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> can someone please shave my arse?
15:00 <Trevor> Philosopher{[x]}, have u asked ur mother
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww really. The amount of sex you say you’ve had
15:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> have you
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d assume you had over 9000 kids
15:00 <Trevor> sex != kids
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> like that dude…. what’s his name
15:00 <Trevor> ur doing it wrong
15:00 <faux> u can have lotsa sex and not hve kids
15:00 <faux> fuck that
16:00 <faux> only idiets have children 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but as if trevor would practice safe sex
16:00 <Skirmish> Trevor gives off the vibe of that alcoholic that can't let go of his lost dreams. I just imagine him sitting in a dimly lit room with cheap booze in a state of perpetual sadness remembering the glory days of his challenge to Austnet. 
16:00 <faux> sif trevor has sez
16:00 <faux> x
16:00 <Serenity> HE FUCKING DOESNT
16:00 <Serenity> oh
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> @ skirmish
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sipping on 4 L port
16:00 <TheRiddler> are you calling kk n sezz idiets?
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you ladies are lucky just cause my head was chooped
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… it wasn’t one of my best moments LOL
17:00 <Skirmish> You've never considered giving the world another faux, faux? 
17:00 <TheRiddler> another fo fo
17:00 <faux> pls no
17:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, u can call me uncle trevor
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <faux> one of me is enough
17:00 <Skirmish> I just won't call you at all. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> uncle fester !
18:00 <Trevor> ur a great nephew
18:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my sis brings all the good staff
18:00 <Trevor> http://www.smh.com.au/world/remaining-two-refugees-in-cambodia-rue-leaving-nauru-20160311-gnh7mo.html <-- is that article about beehhh?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG that’s what trev looks like!
18:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys need loving too
18:00 <TheRiddler> trevor is probably related to picard
18:00 <Skirmish> I was going to give Plivent a call from work earlier. Was in the mood to stir. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Nobody would give me his number though. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
18:00 <Trevor> TheRiddler, im not fat enough
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t summon that shit stain
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> eww vagina
19:00 <Skirmish> Wanna phone sex Kate? 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> Trevor your links are uttery disgrace - turnbull
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can cyber me via PM
19:00 <Trevor> Philosopher{[x]}, u shud learn 2 type ok
20:00 <TheRiddler> kk caught baby through phone sex with skirmish :p
20:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i have autism
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shocked*
20:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my left hand dont work
20:00 <Skirmish> Nawwww I feel like having a chat with sumwun :( 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> call trevor up
20:00 <Trevor> Philosopher{[x]}, kate will have sex wit u until its gone. except u'll end up a father
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
20:00 <Serenity> imagine them on the phone rofl
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't think Trevor and I would have much to discuss. 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> speak for ya fuckin’ self trevor 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you would
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could abuse him verbally 
21:00 <Trevor> just fuckin relax aye
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yes i want to get laid at 40 also, been 19 years last i slept with any women
21:00 <Skirmish> YOU FUGGIN MUPPET! 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor do you smoke ice?
21:00 <Trevor> nah i shelve it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:00 <Serenity> up the crung
22:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i could mull up
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> he loves it up the crung
22:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> weed is the choice of drug so it shud be
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh here is the naked rain coat lady
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the black mute guy
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> this movie is beyond weird
23:00 <TheRiddler> I'll have to watch
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess it doesn’t help being on the fone for like an hour…..
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and missing some kinda plot
24:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> just cause i got caught in the middle there goes i get support from niether sides
25:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck is crung
25:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> your anus
25:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i study alot
25:00 <Serenity> it seemed a bit self explanatory
25:00 <Skirmish> We need to stop making up new words for stuff we already have words for and get around to doing important stuff like curing cancer. 
25:00 <Trevor> i love injecting weed its gr8
26:00 <Trevor> katy perry wants a kiss u fuckin alien
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> into your dick?
26:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> weed could help in the future epelepsy for kids
26:00 <TheRiddler> trevor is the new pieter
27:00 <Doodle> [23:20] <Serenity> doodle is the reason shamwows were invented
27:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
27:00 <Serenity> :P
27:00 <Serenity> it's true :x
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed he is
27:00 <Skirmish> Sure it's not just the old pieter? 
27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ice makes you a zombie weed dont
27:00 <TheRiddler> next he'll post pics of his black tar shit
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> or limp dick
27:00 <TheRiddler> and sell broken tvs
27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> mine is limp since 1960
28:00 <Doodle> siffff
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor are you gonna post dick pics?
28:00 <Clarkson> thank fuck that racist is gone. i couldnt handle another comment against niggers and gooks
28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> playing with shemale genitals makes me proud
28:00 <Trevor> used to have a fuckin pineapple
28:00 <Clarkson> i want more ginger beer fuck dangit!!!!
29:00 <Skirmish> Doodle giving all the ladies mildew panties. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh pieter you came and you sold me a tv
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <TheRiddler> but it doesn't even work oh pieter
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh pieter!
29:00 <TheRiddler> - couleurs
29:00 <Serenity> HAHAH
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> mandy got sick of his wanding attitudes
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you came and you left and we were glad you stayed away
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh pieter
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> pieter's platitudes
30:00 <Doodle> gross
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, trevor - dick pics?
30:00 <Trevor> ima have to report u all 2 my cyberbullying group on facebook lol
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> divorce rate are the highest in oz
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good. Trevor, dick pics?
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> so is the meth use
31:00 <Serenity> milly moot
31:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> being separated is a lose-lose for the govt
31:00 <Trevor> kate, http://imgur.com/XzTwQZR
32:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re gonna give me one?
32:00 <Trevor> nah ur a fuckin mole
32:00 <Trevor> i dont give it 2 moles
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you’re having issues?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> really could have fooled me
32:00 <Serenity> i never did get in the shit from ricky lee from that fb group
32:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> why cant i be a same-sex couple, what is wrong with this world?
32:00 <Serenity> i wonder what happened there
32:00 <Skirmish> Lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it never happened?
32:00 <Serenity> beehhh the idea of you in any relationship is repulsive
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it was an ice delusion
33:00 <Skirmish> She was too busy going on the Pieter diet and losing all that weight taking drugs. 
33:00 <Trevor> hey umm when the bottle says "personal lubricant" do they mean its just for one person?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, dick pics dude 
33:00 <Serenity> pissibly!
33:00 <Serenity> +o-i
33:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> norell crys for me 24/7 wishing me to be back in australia
33:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i had no good answers for her
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas, getting out the lube trev…. nice work buddy
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> how long is it gonna take for you to crack a fat?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ike ETA
33:00 <Trevor> well ur here so its not going to happen
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww don’t you have a back log of erection shots? I feel like a laugh 
34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> everything were smoother in the olden days then i met someone to destroy my life
34:00 <TheRiddler> maybe a man will get it up for you trevor
34:00 <TheRiddler> not offering btw
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> MAYBE!
34:00 <Trevor> maybe that man is me
34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://imgur.com/a/Bi0Y2
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well hurry up and get to it
35:00 <Trevor> "health food"
35:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> can my siblings bring me there all of them are aussie citizen? as a last remaing nerdcase
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> does that turn you on
35:00 <Trevor> its like aids with a higher price tag
35:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my sis brings for me this week Trevor
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well each to their own, i guess
36:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> from chemistwarehouse 2dolla each
36:00 <Trevor> have u ever smoked a salmon? i have
36:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> salmon were on spcl at woolies 4bucks a can
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i eat cardboard
36:00 <KellyIshere> Hi all
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> HI KELLY!
37:00 <TheRiddler> wb
37:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i havent had aussie food for 9 years now
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you convince trevor to take some dick pics
37:00 <Skirmish> Thank fuck Kelly is here now. 
37:00 <Clarkson> trolling is when you cleverly make people annoyed, not just type shit into your keyboard for hours without a break as people pay you out for being sucha  deadshit
37:00 <KellyIshere> lol
37:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/search?searchtext=Michelle%20Bridges%20MB&searchmode=allwords
37:00 <Trevor> slut u betta leave me da fuck alone i aint playin go find u a white crayon n color a fukin zebra
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit question
37:00 <Clarkson> im looking at tits on programm
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, i’m not asking you to support your limp dick with crayons
38:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> its good for a chicken
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> just gis a look at ya cock, if you can like maintain some kind of erection 
38:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i get erection sucking ladyboys
38:00 <morgoth> rock out with your cock out
39:00 <KellyIshere> hows everyones night
39:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> they have all the rights to ride me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trevor
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> kelly, i’d be in a better mood if i saw trevors cock pics
39:00 <KellyIshere> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he is being really tight with the cock pics… 
39:00 <KellyIshere> im not too sure what to say
40:00 <KellyIshere> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can ask him
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a lil shy
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> or he is smoking ice and is pre occupied at the mo
40:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> its had been a shameful experience
41:00 <TheRiddler> or injecting weed
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> name shame blame game life get stuck in the past
41:00 <KellyIshere> lol injecting weed
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon that’s why he won’t cough up the cock pics?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i sould PM him to see if he ok
42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> most of the part time jobs have taken by them
42:00 <TheRiddler> maybe the drugs have give him erectile disfunction
42:00 <TheRiddler> *given
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reminded him via pm
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> once upon a time i know this junkie were injecting vals and xannies before facing the court
43:00 <Trevor> im neva gunna dance again guilty feet have got no rhythm though its easy 2 pretend i know ur not a fool
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully that will jog his memory 
44:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone have Kelly's topless pic yet? 
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> its a new me now i swear
44:00 <Skirmish> If not. What the fuck Kelly! Tits out for the boys or GTFO. 
44:00 <Clarkson> Picard eat a dick you abusive fuckwad
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, please i was gonna use that for trevor bait
44:00 <Skirmish> Sif I would share it with Trevor. 
45:00 <KellyIshere> I'm a dude, I don't have boobs
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…
45:00 <Skirmish> Liar. 
45:00 <Skirmish> You're a gay dude then because you've not corrected Kate at all and let her keep going on about Trevors dick. 
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i tried my best to keep this relationship
45:00 <KellyIshere> lol!
45:00 <KellyIshere> trans
46:00 <Skirmish> HA! 
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> but she had to turn to a prostitute and made me what i am today
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
46:00 <Skirmish> YOU! 
46:00 <Trevor> bbl doing anything else
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
46:00 <Skirmish> Why with the nick change? What was wrong with Stevie? 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> taking pics of yo dick?
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> like a knife going through your brain
46:00 <KellyIshere> nothing wrong with Stevie, shes asleep
47:00 <Skirmish> You know what is going to happen next trevor? You are going to start making music on your PC and uploading it to youtube and soundcloud. You are going to become just like Shads and Chris. 
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i never stole a dime when i was sober yes on xanax i caught for shoplifting at david jones
47:00 <Skirmish> who said there was anything wrong with Stevie? Do you even english? 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lets hope he is man scaping dick pics
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> or shaving his balls
48:00 <KellyIshere> lol, i don't english
48:00 <Trevor> sum slut ate my fuckin hamburger buns
48:00 <Clarkson> get a fucking life dude.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah what clarky said 
48:00 <Clarkson> not shit wine.
48:00 <StevieLoZz94> now shes awake
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey trevor, ive got an awesome idea
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i hope the justice will be served
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> for cock shot pics
48:00 <TheRiddler> dick in a hamburger bun
48:00 <Trevor> thats nice, photo ur own cock
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick on a peice of bread
48:00 <Clarkson> gir your dad shoud fuck Kelevra's mum in hell
49:00 <Tiggier> want some mega cheeseburger shapes
49:00 <TheRiddler> bread for scale
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> so you come up with a decision like this
49:00 <Trevor> fuck it ill have tacos
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> my cock is detachable on friday / sat
49:00 <Clarkson> TheRon.... fucking first cousins is legal pretty much everywhere
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah taco cock will do too trevor
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> set me free and i shall never return
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hold the cheese aye
49:00 <TheRiddler> the only type of taco he can get
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for that
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you killed me manytimes before
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler - ^5
50:00 <British^Meat> like, body shapes?
50:00 <Tiggier> arnotts
50:00 <StevieLoZz94> hahaha
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> 94?
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> cock out please
50:00 <StevieLoZz94> ??
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, how are the taco dick pics coming along?
50:00 <Clarkson> then ill shit in your pussy
50:00 <StevieLoZz94> ewww
51:00 <British^Meat> i prefer hour glass
51:00 <Skirmish> Ignore Philosopher{[x]} the filthy immigrant wannabe. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Due to the lack of tits I am going to laminate stuff instead. 
51:00 <Clarkson> im not gay sorry
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> no cock or boobs on the menu this evening
52:00 <Skirmish> With just 1 finger I make the lamintor HOT for it. 
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> liar no one is gay here
52:00 <Clarkson> well, fuck up
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what clarky said
52:00 <Clarkson> betts is a cunt
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> lets assume its our first time
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> dad jokes!
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> mardi gras n a nice long cigar
53:00 <doctor> mardi gras n a nice long cock
53:00 <Clarkson> I've a really fucking annoying highlight
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yummy
53:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
53:00 <Trevor> kate, this is going to end up like sex with your husband. A massive letdown 4 u
53:00 <Clarkson> i need to shave my vagina
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i will suck them gently
53:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky
53:00 <Clarkson> big arsed cunt with machine guns :D
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> take all the time on this world
54:00 <Skirmish> I did a dumbdumb thing. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I forgot to change the streaming quality on STAN and burned through 6GB watching 1 movie. 
54:00 <faux> why is that not surprising 
54:00 <Skirmish> Your constant negativity towards me hurts my feelings faux. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> massive let down, doubt it.
54:00 <TheRiddler> how do u shave a cunt with machine guns
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh like that movie
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you can take some cock picks for me trevor aye
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> transgender sud be able to bring spouse into the country
54:00 <Clarkson> yeah it would've been sort of good when it first came out but when it first came out people were amused by some really boring shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> just fuckin’ relax, aye
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yes/no/whatever
55:00 <Doodle> it turns me on
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i want best of both worlds
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> and i want it now
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas one cunt down
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor to go!
56:00 <Tiggier> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo’ trevor! 
57:00 <Skirmish> If you want a new tv show to watch faux try Billions. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Produced by Showtime. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Guy gives pissed on by his dom within the first 5mins. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Gets* Fuck off autocorrect. 
58:00 <TheRiddler> umm
58:00 <faux> h
58:00 <TheRiddler> watch spartacus
58:00 <faux> uh
58:00 <faux> no yy
58:00 <faux> ty
58:00 <TheRiddler> or have you already
58:00 <TheRiddler> you sure
58:00 <faux> i got enough ahows
58:00 <faux> shows
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's full of half naked guys
59:00 <faux> thats ok
59:00 <TheRiddler> the guy who plays deathstroke is in it
59:00 <TheRiddler> from arrow
59:00 <Skirmish> Have you seen The Newsroom? 
59:00 <faux> nup
59:00 <Skirmish> It is a very good drama. 
59:00 <Skirmish> 3 seasons
00:00 <Skirmish> The monologue in the first ep is brilliant. 
00:00 <Skirmish> If you would be interested, I could find it on youtube for you to check out. 
00:00 <TheRiddler> izombie is cool
01:00 <faux> nah i watch too many shows atm
01:00 <faux> plus im watching one tree hill from the beginning
02:00 <Skirmish> K started watching Downton Abbey. I think that is how you spell it. She is hooked. 
02:00 <TheRiddler> also the guy that plays the brother in flash
02:00 <TheRiddler> is in spartacus
02:00 <British^Meat> Anyone know the band Ash?
02:00 <StevieLoZz94> nup
02:00 <British^Meat> oh
02:00 <British^Meat> oh my
03:00 <StevieLoZz94> why
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> whyyyyy hai why haiiii
04:00 <British^Meat> coz i just saw them and there were excellent
04:00 <British^Meat> :|
04:00 <StevieLoZz94> great to hearf
04:00 <StevieLoZz94> hear
04:00 <StevieLoZz94> :)
07:00 <Skirmish> Just in case anyone else might be interested. http://youtu.be/Rpn0vh2Rj0Y
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Is America the greatest country - answer | rant - Newsroom. Jeff Daniels Views: 757,930 Uploader: Ani Gupta Uploaded: Jun 26, 2012 Duration: 7m51s Rating: 4.87
07:00 <Skirmish> I wanted to watch it again. 
07:00 <TheRiddler> I hear downton abby is pretty good
08:00 <TheRiddler> the guy from pirates of the caribbean
08:00 <TheRiddler> the first mate of depp
08:00 <TheRiddler> is in it
10:00 <Skirmish> If K wasn't at work tonight I would got her to drive out and give me some money. I have a mega craving for BBQ chips. 
10:00 <Skirmish> She'd do it too ... Cause that's love. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww
11:00 <TheRiddler> what are you doin atm faux?
11:00 <Skirmish> Question for the married ladies. Does the eternity ring go on the same finger as the wedding rings or different? 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> love is giving me the bed, so i can have the fan on for the past….. few months lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> eternity rings are a bit fucking old
11:00 <Skirmish> You never got one? Probably cause he doesn't love you. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
12:00 <Serenity> f'n her b
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably because he spent over 10 K on my engagement ring 
12:00 <Skirmish> He just wants you all stretched and your vagina destroyed by child birth and then he will bail. 
12:00 <Skirmish> :P
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha, im having a c section
12:00 <StevieLoZz94> wow!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagina in tact!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch!
12:00 <Skirmish> Winning!
12:00 <StevieLoZz94> 10k?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
12:00 <StevieLoZz94> nice
12:00 <faux> pics
13:00 <TheRiddler> how many times does a girl fap in a day
13:00 <StevieLoZz94> i wantto have a baby in the next 2 years
13:00 <faux> r u dum
13:00 <StevieLoZz94> if it pans out
13:00 <Skirmish> K's cost 4.5k but the insurance certificate is for 9k. Either I got a bargain or the guy that did the valuation is generous. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i sid dont bother asking if it isn’t over 1 carat
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i sid lol
13:00 <faux> show me ring k8
13:00 <Serenity> me2 plz
13:00 <Skirmish> Over! K's is just 1 carat. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Princess Cut. 
14:00 <Skirmish> White gold band. 
14:00 <faux> pix
14:00 <Skirmish> I forgot the password for my photobucket lol. Give me a sec
15:00 <British^Meat> they should call it flapping
15:00 <Serenity> nah man i dont have a webcam ay
16:00 <doctor> id be guessing
16:00 <faux> whAt 
17:00 <Serenity> hi
17:00 <faux> hi
18:00 <StevieLoZz94> goodnight all
18:00 <Trevor> i have a virus on my computer where some guy in india is watching my webcam 24/7 except i dont care it hasnt affected my porn viewing habits one bit
18:00 <Clarkson> nah id fuck him up for fraud
18:00 <doctor> wut >2
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t find a pic...
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but speaking of pics, trevor when are you uploading your cock pics?
19:00 <Trevor> i dont really care if some guy in india or my neighbours see my dick
19:00 <Trevor> i do care if kate sees it tho
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
19:00 <faux> take one of ur finger duh
21:00 <Trevor> nah the nsa mite steal my fingerprints
22:00 <faux> not u
22:00 <faux> i meantk8
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so dick pics it is aye!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh take a pic of me finger, im in bed
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a pic on me FB i’ll have a look
27:00 <Trevor> send tit pics
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sure, after you send cock pics
29:00 <Clarkson> [08:32:22] screw marriage
30:00 <faux> lool
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor! 
38:00 <Serenity> Vote [1] for Trevor to get his cock out
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11111111111111
40:00 <Skirmish> What a mission! 
40:00 <Skirmish> I found a pic if you still want. 
40:00 <Trevor> ok upload it to 4chan plz
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor… cock pics?
40:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/20cdd0e8ac84b1d0ab4b7626dd5edd2a.jpg
41:00 <Trevor> married a fatty aye
41:00 <Trevor> good 4 u
42:00 <dematerialised> burrrrrrp
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice rock
42:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/LOLJEZ_zpsvrxvnv5v.jpg
42:00 <Trevor> i thought it was going to be a picture of you and i was going to ask for a picture of your fat wife instead... guess i was on the money in ways
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor you love fattehs
43:00 <Serenity> oh thats right hers was similar to mine
43:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Wedding/CE49A009-5880-4107-B1C9-73AC4D70B4F9_zpsxyyiabbi.jpg
43:00 <Skirmish> That is both. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
44:00 <Skirmish> You know why you're such an unsuccessful troll Trevor? It's because you're nobody of relevance. 
44:00 <dematerialised> only rebel ants
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> he would be if he sent cock pics - but no such luck
44:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't help that you are also terrible at trolling too. 
45:00 <dematerialised> i can send you a pic of my snail trail if you want k9
45:00 <Trevor> kool story but ur still engaged to a fat chick while trying to pickup girls on irc
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm not engaged to anyone. 
45:00 <Trevor> ur personality just shouts SUCCESS
45:00 <Serenity> but you are trying to pick chicks up
45:00 <Serenity> hahah
45:00 <Skirmish> Semantics. 
45:00 <Skirmish> :P
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://img.bluenile.com/is/image/customerrings/581130614?$phab_360$
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats what my ring looks like, but gold
46:00 <Skirmish> That wedding band has zero diamonds in it. I like it. 
46:00 <dematerialised> my ring looks pinkish brown
46:00 <faux> .
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> its so nice sleeping with a doona
47:00 <Skirmish> How do you know what colour it is dematerialised? I don't think I have ever seen my anus. 
47:00 <Serenity> i wish my husband would try to pick up chicks on irc
47:00 <Serenity> but then give them to me
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Serenity> #predators
47:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish I got curious once and asked someone who had their tongue in it
47:00 <Skirmish> Trev is just jealous. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so!
48:00 <Skirmish> ALL YOUR LADIEZ BELONG TO ME TREVOR!
48:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhhh i get it hes pissed ur stealing all the femailz
48:00 <Skirmish> Yis
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> well 
49:00 <Serenity> he must despise doodle then
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he sent cock pics….
49:00 <Trevor> this is my ring
49:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/CUFfkvW
49:00 <Skirmish> Fuck ... Even I despise doodle. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle is a charmer
49:00 <faux> y
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cock pics galore 
50:00 <Serenity> because doodle gets all da bichez
50:00 <dematerialised> also Skirmish, forgot to say before, give me time to get a throwaway sim
50:00 <faux> no i meant why post goatse
50:00 <dematerialised> and then you can call me and we can have sexy chats
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <Serenity> because its Trevor
50:00 <Trevor> bbl masturbating
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> What do I want a throw away sim for? 
51:00 <dematerialised> no, i want one
51:00 <dematerialised> sif give you my number
51:00 <Skirmish> Oh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon we’re close to cock pics, ladies?
51:00 <Serenity> nha
51:00 <Serenity> no ballz
51:00 <Skirmish> Don't know why but I am in a mood to chat on the phone tonight. Must be getting my period. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> mother fucker
51:00 <Trevor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_urchin
52:00 <dematerialised> ive fucked a few mothers
52:00 <dematerialised> they were meh
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> gagfest
52:00 <faux> grose
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> I once knew a mother of 3. She was the randiest chick I have ever met. 
53:00 <Trevor> 2-3 kids = massive vag
53:00 <Trevor> bitch could steal shit from coles in that thing
53:00 <Clarkson> Let's go clubbing, I fucking hate seals.
54:00 <Trevor> not very good
54:00 <Serenity> dont fkn tal about me liek im not here Skirmish
54:00 <Skirmish> Lol 
54:00 <Skirmish> She was a black haired version of you. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> Loved getting her big norks out too. 
54:00 <Serenity> i have pink hurr atm
55:00 <Serenity> i dont like getting mine out as much anymore
55:00 <Skirmish> We stopped seeing each other and later I met K. Out of no where one year on my birthday the single mum sends me an A4 sized framed glamour makeover pic of her in some lovely lingerie. 
55:00 <Skirmish> K opened it. Was funny after the initial reaction. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol asu do
56:00 <Serenity> rofl oops
56:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish are you a fan of nickelback
56:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, perfect timing to remind k that she is fat
56:00 <dematerialised> Trevor come on m80
57:00 <dematerialised> be upset somewhere else
57:00 <dematerialised> we're having fun
57:00 <Serenity> its totally not necessary for you to be commenting on his wifes weight
57:00 <Trevor> o im so upset etc.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> trev weall know u love the fattehs
57:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: I listen to them, I wouldn't call myself a fan though. 
57:00 <doctor> Trolls gotta troll
58:00 <Skirmish> I've got 3 of their albums on my phone at the moment. Still not a fan. Just like that style of music sometimes. Daughtry/Nickelback/3 days grace/Shinedown etc. 
58:00 <Trevor> Waiters gotta wait
58:00 <dematerialised> yah
58:00 <dematerialised> i dont mind it every now and then
59:00 <Trevor> Freighters gunna freight
59:00 <Trevor> Skaters gotta skate
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> trev’s gotta get his cock out
59:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't have one
59:00 <dematerialised> lost it in the war
59:00 <Trevor> nah ebay
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im startng to think so
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Su5KM.jpg
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/VNkvx.jpg
55:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
13:00 <TheRiddler> there's a girl in this show that can duplicate herself
13:00 <TheRiddler> maybe she's used it in a sexual way lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
29:00 <TheRiddler> happy st pattys day
31:00 <nerdygirl> and you :)
33:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
11:00 <psidawg> yawnssssssssss
48:00 <JunkieCunt> mmm'
14:00 <TheRon> roxanne, you don't have to put on that red light
22:00 <TheRon> 420!
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana go bike riding 2nite
59:00 <TheRon> that's gotta be code
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows thing m8 looking 2 eater?
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> easter
03:00 <TheRon> might have to get some beer
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for easter?
03:00 <TheRon> yeah
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah alright
04:00 <TheRon> i take easter very seriously
06:00 <TheRon> i see jesus like christopher pyne, you listen to him speak you just want him to die
07:00 <TheRon> the jews obviously had their christopher pyne
18:00 <TheRon> the four tops - if i were a carpenter
38:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> the bus exploded the one i suppose to get a ride on
38:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> welcome to dhaka  bangladesh
38:00 <TheRon> FFS
38:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> THC
39:00 <TheRon> 420
39:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> 840
39:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> TheCon
40:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> i barrak for kiwi's in the indian T20
45:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}>  T20	Australia vs New Zealand
45:00 <TheRon> you'd be a damn fool
46:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> Australia vs New Zealand World T20 Second group stage Today, 5:30 AM HPCA Stadium
47:00 <TheRon> does being a fuckwit come naturally or do you have to work at it
48:00 <JunkieCunt> some people are born with it
48:00 <TheRon> yep
51:00 <TheRon> damn!
02:00 <TheRon> doctor, the tears of a clown when you're not around
08:00 <doctor> good song
09:00 <TheRon> smokey is underrated
11:00 <doctor> times have just changed
11:00 <TheRon> i know
11:00 <doctor> kids these days, they like the BOOM BOOM and the rah rah
12:00 <TheRon> yeah fuck that
12:00 <Clarkson> I could go a nasty greasy ass kebab
12:00 <TheRon> doof doof = poof poof
13:00 <doctor> doof the poof
13:00 <doctor> foop the food
14:00 <TheRon> just roasted some honey soy drumsticks
16:00 <TheRon> you're the first, you're the last, my everything
20:00 <TheRon> just walk away renee
31:00 <TheRon> i just called to say i love you
31:00 <Doodle> <3
31:00 <TheRon> isn't she lovely?
32:00 <Doodle> no idea being blind and all
32:00 <TheRon> 50 mins till 420 in wa
32:00 <Doodle> i cbf waiting that long
32:00 <TheRon> light up then
32:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
33:00 <Doodle> sup nig
33:00 <TheRon> the penis?
33:00 <Doodle> eep
34:00 <TheRon> honey soy galzed chicken tonight
34:00 <TheRon> glazed
35:00 <TheRon> beer causes my penis pain
36:00 <Lumeah> ? 
37:00 <TheRon> more my bladder
41:00 <TheRon> i heard lumeah likes the word penis
41:00 <Clarkson> you havent exposed shit
46:00 <TheRon> i'm just too good to be true
46:00 <TheRon> can't take my off me
46:00 <TheRon> eyes
52:00 <TheRon> little river band - lady
56:00 <TheRon> so goodbye yellowbrick road
57:00 <faux> goodbye yellow dick bros
57:00 <TheRon> you'd like that
00:00 <TheRon> russian life was very sad and such was life in leningrad
06:00 <StevieLoZz94> Hi all
06:00 <Therm> whats up
07:00 <TheRon> i can't live if living is without you
07:00 <Therm> ok brian 
07:00 <StevieLoZz94> just relaxing befoe i go out u
07:00 <Therm> clubbing?
07:00 <StevieLoZz94> nah
07:00 <StevieLoZz94> over that. just local pub
07:00 <Therm> nice
08:00 <Therm> im just watching my neighbours trying to unhitch my trailer off my car to steal it but its padlocked to the towball
08:00 <Therm> cheeky darkies arnt evry bright
09:00 <Therm> you going to sing karaoke StevieLoZz94 ? lol
10:00 <Therm> what happend StevieLoz94 lol
11:00 <StevieLoz94> friggen connection
11:00 <Therm> bloody internet lol
11:00 <Therm> i been connected for 7 days straight, jelous? :p
12:00 <Immutable> no
13:00 <StevieLoz94> lolno, the net doesn't mean too much to me
13:00 <TheRiddler> boobs
13:00 <Therm> box
14:00 <Therm> me either StevieLoz94 :p im going to go take a bubble bath bbl enjoy your karaoke at the pub :)
14:00 <TheRiddler> she's got her hands on her vadge
15:00 <TheRiddler> karaoke at the pub?
16:00 <TheRiddler> what if the pub an irish pub
16:00 <TheRiddler> pool at the pub is more common
17:00 <StevieLoz94> i love bridies
35:00 <morgoth> pubs are about beer
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps
03:00 <morgoth> they just want sex
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum wants sex
07:00 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> CEO turned beggar
27:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
41:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> its been nine years and counting
16:00 <dematerialised> good morning boys and birls
18:00 <Skirmish> Demat in da hizoo
21:00 <dematerialised> today i washed  my car after work and i basically came all over it and now it's got my cum on the paintwork
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <faux> i hate u
22:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if i can use it as a polish
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not use comerical productd
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> products
24:00 <dematerialised> because my manjuice is free
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
26:00 <dematerialised> it's a purely finiancial decision
27:00 <Doodle> you shouldn't use anything acidic on your car's paint
31:00 <robot> yeh and u cant use jizz in place of turtle wax i found out the hard way believe u me
31:00 <Clarkson> circle jerks - i just want some skank
51:00 <Picard> ello
55:00 <Picard> talkative cunts
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s just you. You’re a cunt and no one will talk to a cunt.
58:00 <dematerialised> brutal
58:00 <Serenity> ROFL pregnant kate is a savage cabbage
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> truth tho
00:00 <ShadowLurker> shes right tho
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
00:00 <ShadowLurker> nobody wants to speak to you Picard
02:00 <Picard> lol @ kate
15:00 <Picard> pm slower lol
15:00 <dematerialised> i do things to cunts with my mouth that dont involve talking
15:00 <Picard> lies dematerialised, you,re a virgin
17:00 <Picard> you're even
17:00 <dematerialised> actually i'm odd
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know
18:00 <Picard> very fucking odd
18:00 <slower> are dentists competitive when it comes to prices?
18:00 <dematerialised> yes
19:00 <Picard> not really, all cunts
19:00 <Clarkson> i always was an asshole
19:00 <dematerialised> we know Clarkson
19:00 <Clarkson> Get ya cunt out
19:00 <slower> Picard i need a sensible answer
20:00 <Picard> ok
20:00 <Picard> i can try
21:00 <slower> i need 1 tooth pulled and a filling in another, trying to get some sort of idea of the cost
21:00 <Picard> probably 300-400
21:00 <Picard> they wont do it in one visit
21:00 <slower> ahh ok 
23:00 <Picard>  do u have private medical insurance?
23:00 <slower> dont floss, i did, it got stuck, i pulled, the filling come flying out
24:00 <slower> no picard no private
24:00 <Picard> oh ok
25:00 <Skirmish> There are organisations where you pay $60 a year membership and you get discounted procedures at dentists if you can't afford private. 
25:00 <Skirmish> If you're interested I can look them up and give you the names. 
26:00 <slower> Skirmish, i am interested, thank you
27:00 <Skirmish> Ok let me look it up. 
27:00 <slower> is it australia wide?
28:00 <Skirmish> Yes
28:00 <Skirmish> You will just need to check if you have dentists in your area that participate. That is all listed on the sites. 
29:00 <slower> it sounds almost too good to be true
29:00 <Picard> usually those dentist use you to practise on
30:00 <slower> lol
30:00 <Serenity> im interested too
30:00 <Serenity> gimme
30:00 <Skirmish> WWW.smile.com.au is the first one. 
30:00 <Skirmish> WWW.dentacare.com.au is the other one. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Check it and see if they can help. 
31:00 <Skirmish> They have single cover and family cover available last time I looked. 
31:00 <slower> ok thanks again
31:00 <Skirmish> Np
47:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
48:00 <Skirmish> slower: Are there any dentists in your area that operate under those programs? 
50:00 <Picard> slower go to thailand, get a mouth full of new teeth and a holiday for the price of 5 filings 
50:00 <slower> i will have more time tomorrow to have a good look
51:00 <Picard> and all the ladyboys u can dream about
51:00 <slower> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> Pray for no complications where you need to rely on the thai public hospitals where you could die. 
51:00 <slower> not into that
52:00 <slower> true that Skirmish, read and seen too many of those stories
52:00 <Picard> there not that bad
53:00 <slower> not willing to take that chance Picard
57:00 <Picard> soft
57:00 <slower> lol
58:00 <Picard> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/japanese-company-manufactures-lifelike-child-sex-dolls-for-paedophiles-a6811046.html#gallery
59:00 <Picard> Skirmish's new wife
59:00 <screws> ROFL
59:00 <Skirmish> Says the guy that just happened across an article of that type on a UK news website. 
00:00 <TheRiddler> ^
00:00 <Skirmish> Looks like you had that chat with Serenity, screws. Welcome back to #melbourne. 
01:00 <screws> thanks
01:00 <screws> you can cease welcoming me now
01:00 <Picard> it came up on a friends facebook, there is a petition to stop the sale of child like sex dolls being imported to australia. i sgined it
01:00 <screws> into everywhere
01:00 <Skirmish> You signed up for a catelogue picard. Just be honest. 
02:00 <Serenity> excuse me no one had any sort of chat with me
02:00 <Skirmish> screws: I am just letting you know how welcome you are when it comes to places I am. :) 
02:00 <screws> 23:01	anotherirc3r	Skirmish is such a moron
02:00 <screws> agreed.
02:00 <Skirmish> She's just mad cause she's a pin cushion for cocks. 
02:00 <Picard> https://www.shopoza.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=43
03:00 <Skirmish> Hi mandyjane I mean Hi Jen. 
03:00 <slower> Picard, i dont mind them being sold, as long as, when they put their dick in, they get a 240v jolt
03:00 <screws> mandyjane?
03:00 <Picard> There are many reasons for buying a sex doll, but here are just a few of the many benefits:
03:00 <Skirmish> Yeah was just remembering the last female that actually talked to you on irc screws. Got mixed up. My bad. 
04:00 <anotherirc3r> Picard
04:00 <Picard> -Easy sex with a beautiful girl anytime day or night
04:00 <Picard> -No condoms ever needed
04:00 <Picard> -No STDs
04:00 <Picard> -No fear of pregnancy
04:00 <Picard> -Your sex doll isn't needy and won't ask anything from you
04:00 <Picard> lol   
04:00 <Skirmish> Oh boom. lol 
05:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if the rise of MGTOW has seen a rise in the sale of sex dolls. 
06:00 <Picard> wat?
06:00 <anotherirc3r> hi
07:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Is he sooking in your PM? 
09:00 <Skirmish> It would look weird though for the neighbours when they see you on the weekend with your sex doll hanging from the clothes line after hosing her vag out. 
09:00 <Clarkson> will get all cranky and shit
10:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
10:00 <Picard> im sure u could do that in the shower
11:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like you've put some thought into this Picard. 
11:00 <Picard> yes
12:00 <Picard> i have a couple in my shopping basket, cant decide if i want blonde or brunette
12:00 <Picard> can u help me?
12:00 <Skirmish> Well the prospects for you on austnet have dried out unless you want someone like bucket cunt Jen. 
13:00 <Picard> how do u know she has a bucket cunt?
13:00 <slower> Picard, its not natural to be so fascinated with blow-up dolls
13:00 <Picard> slower they are not blow up
13:00 <Picard> http://thedollwarehouse.com/product/blonde-emily/
13:00 <Picard> do u like emily?
13:00 <Skirmish> Picard is just so desperate to put his winky into something he's open to anything. 
14:00 <Skirmish> His wife had to stop buying porridge because he kept mixing it in coffee mugs and fucking the mug. 
14:00 <Picard> Cleaning and maintaining your doll is real simple and easy. When you are finished enjoying her, simply clean her off with a light towel mixed with warm water and mild soap, and that is it! Let her dry before you store her in your favorite location and kiss her good night. 
14:00 <Picard> lol @ kiss her goodnight
15:00 <Skirmish> There was a video of some really scary guy chopping his doll up that got linked here ages ago. 
15:00 <Skirmish> That was so distrubing. 
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/am96m4d_460sv.mp4
15:00 <Picard> that was TheRiddler
15:00 <TheRiddler> would you like her as your gf faux? :P
16:00 <Picard> http://thedollwarehouse.com/product/brunette-sasha/
16:00 <faux> im not watching that ita probably some teen putting an octopus in her vagina and im enjoying me wine rn
16:00 <faux> dont need to vomit
16:00 <TheRiddler> no
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's a woman with a long tongue
16:00 <Skirmish> faux: It was actually pretty tame by riddler standards. 
16:00 <faux> ye no ty
16:00 <dematerialised> you better bend before i go
16:00 <dematerialised> on the first train to mexico
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> She has massive tits. Didn't notice the tongue until the second play through. 
16:00 <TheRiddler> gene simmons style
16:00 <Picard> Skirmish which one would u buy?
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah huge tits too
17:00 <TheRiddler> gene simmons style :p
17:00 <Skirmish> I've got a wife that I don't hate Picard so I wouldn't buy one at all. 
17:00 <dematerialised> you could see me bleeding, but you could not put pressure on the wound
17:00 <TheRiddler> a child sex doll would be too gross
18:00 <Skirmish> I am pleased you have come to that conclusion Riddler 
18:00 <TheRiddler> why are you tryng to push sex dolls onto us
18:00 <Picard>  faux does this ----->  She can have vaginal, oral, and anal sex anytime you want. You can cum all over her, in her mouth, pussy, anus and wherever you like. 
18:00 <faux> banned
18:00 <dematerialised> Picard please stop being so repulsive.
18:00 <dematerialised> Thanks.
18:00 <TheRiddler> did you already bought 1
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Just be honest. You would send the company a picture of faux and Serenity and ask for 2 dolls made in their likeness. 
19:00 <TheRiddler> and need a friend with 1
19:00 <Picard> Skirmish yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <TheRiddler> gross
19:00 <TheRiddler> pls ban him faux
19:00 <faux> i cant ban him for being a pig
19:00 <Picard> Serenity can we make a mould of your vagina for my doll?
19:00 <TheRiddler> he'll add it to his collection
19:00 <Skirmish> What's wrong with faux's vagina? 
19:00 <dematerialised> it's sideways
19:00 <Serenity> can you stop saying me name
19:00 <Serenity> ta
19:00 <Picard> im getting two dolls
20:00 <TheRiddler> how would you fuck a doll with your baby carrot
21:00 <Picard> can i record your moaning faux, for the doll
21:00 <Skirmish> Is there something in the channel rules about conversation remaining family friendly? You can ban him for breaching that. 
21:00 <faux> can you fuck off
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/cIQbzmO.jpg
22:00 <Skirmish> CHIWOWAH
22:00 <dematerialised> it's great
22:00 <Skirmish> I've run out of change. I need to break into the vending machine. Bbs. 
23:00 <Picard> dont come back
28:00 <Serenity> im pretty sue we cant ban picard for talking about his weiner when TheRiddler posted videos of shoving shit down his japs eye
28:00 <Picard> thnks lover
28:00 <TheRiddler> damn I forgot tips
28:00 <TheRiddler> faux did you do tips for this week
29:00 <faux> yes
29:00 <faux> i forgot thurs and tonight
29:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
29:00 <TheRiddler> same
29:00 <Picard> stoopid
29:00 <TheRiddler> I only got 1 right last week too :(
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> gay
30:00 <Trevor> u r
30:00 <Trevor> fukin homo
30:00 <faux> smd
30:00 <TheRiddler> sticking things into your big japs eyyyeee 
30:00 <Trevor> c wot i sayed
31:00 <TheRiddler> ohohh
31:00 <dematerialised> thank christ for that
31:00 <faux> AND STAY OUT
31:00 <TheRiddler> -knob marley
31:00 <dematerialised> now back to talking about car cum polish
31:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <TheRiddler> that bob marley song is so filthy
33:00 <TheRiddler> Girl I want to make you sweat
33:00 <TheRiddler> Sweat till you cant sweat no more
33:00 <TheRiddler> And if you cry, ill
33:00 <TheRiddler> Im gonna push it some mo-o-ore
34:00 <dematerialised> that song is about anal sex
34:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
39:00 <Skirmish> I will just have to make do with a fucking apple. 
40:00 <dematerialised> you can fuck an apple?
40:00 <dematerialised> your dick must be like a needle
40:00 <Skirmish> Worst attempt at a funny ever. 
42:00 <dematerialised> im thinking about the physics involved
42:00 <faux> hes also projecting
43:00 <dematerialised> nah my willy is pretty average
43:00 <faux> is it though
43:00 <dematerialised> i believe so
43:00 <faux> oh k
45:00 <TheRiddler> you can make a bong out of an apple
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> you can make a bong out of a heinz sauce bottle
45:00 <Serenity> you can make a bong out of your ass
45:00 <dematerialised> if you suck hard enough you can make a bong out of my digestive system
46:00 <TheRiddler> I saw it on the 40yr old virgin
46:00 <TheRiddler> that movie is funny
47:00 <dematerialised> im so tired, 56 hours this week. someone come give me a sensual body massage
48:00 <Serenity> apple bongs are like a grade 10 staple for the weekend
49:00 <TheRiddler> what would the apple tastes like afterwards
49:00 <dematerialised> the area between your balls and your ass
50:00 <Serenity> like goat nutsack i assume
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
51:00 <faux> given TheRiddler ideas for snacks
51:00 <dematerialised> i mean hi
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewww
51:00 <TheRiddler> what do you mean?
51:00 <faux> goat sack apple
51:00 <dematerialised> haha
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> apple balls
52:00 <TheRiddler> my snacks usually consist of cheese n crackers
52:00 <dematerialised> mmm
52:00 <Serenity> fuckkk
52:00 <dematerialised> i dont have snacks any more
53:00 <dematerialised> i miss them dearly
53:00 <Serenity> i havent had cheese and crackers for 7 months
53:00 <Serenity> i want fucking cheese and crackers
53:00 <Clarkson> I'm not showing off you dick monger
53:00 <TheRiddler> dick mongul
53:00 <dematerialised> dick mogul
53:00 <dematerialised> an empire of dicks
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> damn mogullian hoards
54:00 <dematerialised> i reckon faux is a bit of a dick entrepreneur
54:00 <Clarkson> You know those assholes that call you from the labor party
55:00 <morgoth> dick tycoon
55:00 <dematerialised> CEO of Dick Holdings
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnJbdT4t5g
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stupid Mongolians - SouthPark Views: 450,496 Uploader: BlackoutzDK Uploaded: Sep 13, 2013 Duration: 0m21s Rating: 4.82
56:00 <dematerialised> speaking of the director and ceo of dicks'r'us
56:00 <dematerialised> hi Mei
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dick tycoon! 
58:00 <dematerialised> i just want a cuddle
58:00 <dematerialised> is that so much to ask
59:00 <TheRiddler> cuddle fish
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