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00:00 <Serenity> ANT WAS DX UNDER DSM-5
00:00 <Serenity> wow caps much
01:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/m4T2SKX.png
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dx?
12:00 <dematerialised> diagnosed
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
13:00 <dematerialised> Rx treatment/prescription
43:00 <dematerialised> nini k9
34:00 <Trevor> hello my epal dematerialised 
34:00 <Trevor> asl
16:00 <chadwick> Serenity just looking for that 5 step program on fitbit
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AMERICA FUCK YEAH
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol someone is trying to tell me that Nirvana is a hip hop band lol
14:00 <Serenity> wot
14:00 <Serenity> they wre grunge
14:00 <Serenity> and at a stretch alt
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol i know
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and Avenged Sevenfold are apparently pop rock too lol
18:00 <Serenity> WHAT
19:00 <Serenity> who is this douche
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in another chat site
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> little teenybopper lol
22:00 <Serenity> clueless twat
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeh
47:00 <British^Meat> youre friend is a silly silly person
47:00 <British^Meat> youre?
49:00 <British^Meat> I hated Nirvana when they first became popular
50:00 <British^Meat> But now i really like them, and only in the past few yrs
57:00 <Serenity> i dont mind em
57:00 <Serenity> i wish i was a little older in the 90s to fully appreciate what they were about
59:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm totes
59:00 <British^Meat> i remember Smells like teen spirit releasing
59:00 <British^Meat> i wasnt really into music then...
59:00 <British^Meat> a few yrs later i started hanging out with a few muso's and they were literally in love with Nirvana
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember going to an army camp with smells like teen spirit cranked in the back of a unimog lol
00:00 <British^Meat> like, idolised Kurt, made tshirts about him and dressed like him...
00:00 <British^Meat> i STILL wasnt too keen on em at that point, but i had thier music drummed into me
00:00 <British^Meat> and then a few yrs back i picked up the album smells like, and i know all the songs, went from there
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i only started listening to bands like that when i joined army cadets lol
00:00 <TheDarkTruth> unimog... I have never heard anyone else ever mention one of them... 
00:00 <British^Meat> I think i was 13 or 14 when smells like released
01:00 <Serenity> kurt was a mess of a person if you really think about it lol
02:00 <Serenity> when was smells like teen spirit released 91?
02:00 <Serenity> if so i was 5 =/
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was 11 lol
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> TheDarkTruth its what we use to get around in back then lol
07:00 <British^Meat> 91? yer? i was 11 then, so i didnt really get music too much
07:00 <British^Meat> shit i liked MC Hammer at that age
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you must be 36 this year British^Meat
07:00 <British^Meat> 7
07:00 <British^Meat> maybe 12 then lol
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> close
07:00 <British^Meat> i dunno u do the math
08:00 <Serenity> at 5 I remember sitting outside my sisters bedroom door and lsitening to her listen to new kids on the block
08:00 <Serenity> thats was my extent of music
10:00 <TheDarkTruth> that's possibly one of the more depressing tings i've read in a while...
11:00 <Serenity> I dont know if its depressing.. I was 5 and she was 15 and it was 1991 lol
11:00 <Serenity> thats how things were
11:00 <TheDarkTruth> no, it's depressing.. 
20:00 <British^Meat> lol my sisters loved NKOTB
30:00 <British^Meat> So, for some reason i have this in my head atm...
30:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/aGuNsiSZ9RI
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan - Especially For You Views: 9,269,443 Uploader: Kylie Minogue Uploaded: Oct 7, 2010 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.88
30:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
31:00 <British^Meat> god it was big in the UK
34:00 <Serenity> lol jason donovan
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jason Donovan - Too Many Broken Hearts.mp3 (3.1MB 128kbps Stereo 3:23)
35:00 <Serenity> i think my sweat is sweating
36:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Serenity> its only 28 or something but its so humid
37:00 <Doodle> 23 here
38:00 <British^Meat> I like how in the kylie and jason video JD was wearing a suit jack, tie, and ripped jeans
38:00 <British^Meat> ripped jeans were big
38:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if they'll come back
39:00 <Serenity> they were back last year
39:00 <Serenity> i bought a pair of denim shorts for my daughter and it was like half a pair of shorts rofl
47:00 <British^Meat> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> bah work
57:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
57:00 <TheRiddler> just got back from a job interview
59:00 <TheRiddler> coles have decided to finally ditch the outside cleaning/trolley contracts
59:00 <TheRiddler> in WA
59:00 <TheRiddler> which is about time
00:00 <TheRiddler> probably put alot of pakis out of work lol
02:00 <TheDarkTruth> http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
24:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/03/14/12/44/emergency-warning-issued-for-fire-south-of-perth
24:00 <JewSex> thankfully we're all in #melbourne
24:00 <faux> get out
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> now my lawyer is also dead
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> RIP joshep
26:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my lawyer got killed in an alley way of melbourne
29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3492320/Dead-body-Brunswick-East-Gelobar-Phillip-Street-Melbourne.html
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <TheRiddler> thought it was a troll
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> have new eps come out yet for flash
33:00 <TheRiddler> n arrow
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> next week
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's 37 here
36:00 <TheRiddler> 37C'
36:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/australia/376365/gangland-lawyer-gunned-down-melbourne
36:00 <philosopher[{x}]> now my laywer is dead my only hope is gone
42:00 <BlackDevil> such a fuckin liar
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks n creeps
44:00 <TheRon> yes!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello from the otherside....
45:00 <TheRon> india pale ale is the bomb
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like Asahi 
47:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai, sup?
48:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/foodideass/videos/1736005126634450/
48:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Australians
48:00 <TheRiddler> here you go
48:00 <TheRiddler> not much
48:00 <philosopher[{x}]> such a big number for a big nation
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's hot here
48:00 <philosopher[{x}]> its getting hot in here
49:00 <philosopher[{x}]> in perth 40 + the bushfire out of control
49:00 <TheRiddler> you?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it riddler
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> went to the OBGYN and had a check up - everything is good with the pregnancy!
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> no wonder beagle lost the plot n calling me a cunt
51:00 <TheRiddler> cool
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> usually he never did
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> he even blamed me for producing fake licence
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> monitored from 36 weeks to have c-section…. if not i’ll go full term… and have bubs at 39 weeks
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so YAY
52:00 <philosopher[{x}]> just cause im poor doesnt he dare to blame someone
53:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://imgur.com/ergpHgM tokenthering
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> is  philpsopher a bot?
54:00 <TheRon> no he's a tool
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i figured that!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wondering
54:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i hope it gets more hot there
55:00 <philosopher[{x}]> shads storming the sydney channel
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's beehhh
56:00 <philosopher[{x}]> beagle got angry cause he wont be able to buy any more grog with his deisibilty card scheme
58:00 <philosopher[{x}]> no more free wine for him or ranting shit rage on the social media
58:00 <Clarkson> i told her, if hes not respecting her to where she cant live her own life then shits only gonna get worse for her
59:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my lawyer keep telling me to wait now he got shot in his own backyard
59:00 <philosopher[{x}]> shot dead
00:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
00:00 <philosopher[{x}]> can someone please ban me i dont feel good in here
00:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i wasnt to prove anything to anyone but to me only
07:00 <Haytch> 37c is too hot for me TheRiddler
08:00 <Haytch> i went to Egypt for 3 weeks back in August last year and it was 45c every day.  I lost 6kgs in in 3 weeks just by eating :P
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> was that revolution still going on at the time
10:00 <Haytch> it was insaine, i highly recommend you do not go to Egypt
11:00 <TheRiddler> ok
11:00 <Haytch> i was walking down the street with my wife and people were coming up to me and offering me camels and horses in exchange for my wife
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> as fucking if
11:00 <Clarkson> well if you lived there your dick would end up getting lopped off by some jagged rusty bit of trailer eventually
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
11:00 <Haytch> we couldnt even walk into a shop and buy things because we kept getting harrassed by store owners from other stores that followed us into someone elses store
12:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01, obviously you have never been to Egypt, its a complete shit hole
12:00 <TheRiddler> clarky chimes in
12:00 <Clarkson> everyone has shit that gets on top of them sometimes
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck a duck
13:00 <Haytch> i was nearly mugged 3 times. i had woman offering me services for money and there was rubbish everywhere
13:00 <TheRiddler> damn
13:00 <Haytch> I travelled from Alexandria all the way to the Sudan border and back to Cairo before going to Morocco for the remainder of my trip
14:00 <Haytch> the further south in Egypt we went, the worse it got
14:00 <TheRiddler> I went to philippines for 3 weeks
14:00 <TheRon> on a sex tour
14:00 <Clarkson> Pieter the diseased ass stain
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went to Europe for 2 months…. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> almost 10 years ago!
15:00 <Haytch> where in Europe katatonic_kate01 ?
15:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots of places
15:00 <TheRon> fiji when i was 4
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Haytch> TheRiddler, i was thinking of Philippines next instead of Bali
16:00 <Haytch> I would love to go to Fiji, but everything is so expensive there :(
16:00 <TheRiddler> philippines would be better than bali
16:00 <Haytch> TheRiddler, thats what i was thinking, everyone i know says Bali is awesome, i just dont see the attraction
18:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they haven't been anywhere else
18:00 <TheRiddler> bali is meant to be the worst of the asian destinations
18:00 <TheRiddler> except india
19:00 <TheRon> the seychelles?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> thailand is pretty rank
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> imo
19:00 <Haytch> i stayed in Brunei for 2 days/2 nights,   awesome little country
20:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon ppl like it because it's cheap
20:00 <TheRiddler> and that's all
20:00 <Haytch> i couldnt go to Thailand, i would probably die there
20:00 <Haytch> Morocco is cheap, but its awesome.
21:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01, did you go to France when you went to Europe ?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas, of course
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had my honeymoon in Paris
22:00 <Haytch> my wife was born and raised in France,  i went there for our Engagement
22:00 <TheRiddler> my youngest sister went to france last year
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
22:00 <Haytch> i liked Paris, just not the people so much
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ok…. not what i expected
22:00 <TheRiddler> but they went straight after the attacks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> the people were lovely
22:00 <Haytch> and their love for moldy cheese is off the scales
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i loved the cafes
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and french food....
23:00 <TheRiddler> they're only rude to americans :p
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> but weird that they weighed everything…. like fried rice you’d buy by the gram
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have 300 g of fried rice thanks!
23:00 <Haytch> katatonic_kate01, i had the opposite experience,  i didnt really like French food, especially raw mince meat with a raw egg on it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Haytch> TheRiddler, maybe they thought i was American
24:00 <Haytch> i loved their metro railway system, sooo awesome
24:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds like some prankt they do
24:00 <TheRiddler> *prank
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Haytch> late lunch time for me,   be back later people
25:00 <Haytch> Chicken tagine with pruness almonds, mmm yummy
25:00 <TheRon> do you remember mururoa attoll where the french did those nuclear tests?
25:00 <TheRiddler> sell raw mince to english ppl claiming to be a unique dish
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> because they cbf cooking them anything
26:00 <TheRon> the way the french explained it, after a hearty french full of rich creamy buttery sauce, you might feel the need to peel one off
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <TheRon> to hide the fart of course you try to bury it deep in the seat cushion
27:00 <Clarkson> Id make an awesome lesbian
27:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky
27:00 <Clarkson> well he can fuck off if he thinks hes gonna get any sympathy off me
27:00 <TheRon> that was all that was happening at the attoll, a series of completely harmless one cheek sneaks
27:00 <TheRiddler> because you're a lesbian now clarky
27:00 <Clarkson> mew likes guys with small cocks
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he just says that riddler
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> wider audience :P
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/983706_1043361339057432_2060153898100969549_n.jpg?oh=4c8e305b3c7ff439a3121d2406fb008b&oe=57857CF7
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai knives
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah cake
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's dark chocolate n baileys
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i have 1/2
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> Dark chocolate baileys Irish cream mudcake with dark chocolate baileys Irish cream ganache...
49:00 <TheRiddler> hai amousia
50:00 <amelia> hello hai how is jew
51:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
51:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
51:00 <amelia> Super duper fanks
51:00 <TheRiddler> cools
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching agents of shield
53:00 <amelia> I never heard of dis
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's based on the avengers movies
54:00 <amelia> issit any güd
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes it's pretty good
55:00 <amelia> cools
56:00 <amelia> I jus drank some coke and i fink a gas bubble went thru ma noss
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <faux> ma noss
56:00 <amelia> It stung a little
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> shake it out, shake it out
57:00 <TheRon> alright taylor
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
58:00 <amelia> FaT TaYLoR
59:00 <faux> lolol
01:00 <amelia> I has tim tams
02:00 <TheRiddler> I just had chocolate hotcross buns
03:00 <TheRiddler> hotcross buns hotcross buns
03:00 <TheRiddler> 1 a penny 2 a penny hotcross buns
04:00 <amelia> Mmm wif choc milk too pls
06:00 <TheRiddler> ok
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/nWe8K.jpg my milkshakes
11:00 <amelia> BRiNGZ aLL Da BoYZ 2 Da YaRD
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/aUKts.jpg nsfw that's not how you eat candy canes
15:00 <amelia> don't judge
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> faux wants me to use a peeled banana
15:00 <amelia> On your own ass?
15:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:00 <amelia> Choc banana
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/aYr0L.jpg lol
22:00 <BipolarDisorder> did he died?
24:00 <BipolarDisorder> is it bad to love trump?
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/E7YDf.jpg
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/IuCHK.jpg nsfw
26:00 <TheRiddler> snail trails
29:00 <BipolarDisorder> im mental
30:00 <BipolarDisorder> do you think bipolar dfisorder is enough to get the pension?
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/kq4Ie.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/8QnSh.jpg nsfw
32:00 <TheRiddler> childhoods ruined
34:00 <BipolarDisorder> “Plus sometimes you get lazy (staff) that just cook a bunch of egg and then use that for the next 5 hours. IMO do NOT order all-day breakfast after 3pm because you don’t know what you’re going to get, some of my co-workers disgust me.” <--- maccas employee lololol
34:00 <BipolarDisorder> lol
37:00 <BipolarDisorder> hahhaha you know, im god damn crazy!!!
37:00 <BipolarDisorder> it sucks tho
38:00 <TheRiddler> .
38:00 <BipolarDisorder> i want to get a fdriggen beard shaver
38:00 <BipolarDisorder> shave m\y facxe witha razor, blast out sorbolene cream on it, then smash that bitch with the shaver
41:00 <BipolarDisorder> smash out the fuckers
43:00 <Therm> yo Charlie Sheen
43:00 <Therm> WINNING! (:
44:00 <BipolarDisorder> i wqasnt winnin g but i was winning on sunday night
44:00 <BipolarDisorder> worst next day tho
44:00 <BipolarDisorder> fucken crybaby i was
44:00 <Therm> banging 7 gram rocks
45:00 <BipolarDisorder> ah well is charlie on it?
46:00 <Therm> Charlie is always onit
47:00 <BipolarDisorder> its defionately much cooler
48:00 <BipolarDisorder> youtube is tv entertainment on demand
51:00 <BipolarDisorder> oh moo cow
51:00 <BipolarDisorder> M2F2
51:00 <BipolarDisorder> m2-f2
52:00 <TheRon> r2d2
53:00 <BipolarDisorder> my berd is off but i wannb a smash it out more
53:00 <BipolarDisorder> fucken contort my face as i blast the bitches
10:00 <BipolarDisorder> http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh4sk33xb5dy183bKw
11:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore
11:00 <TheRon> i've forgotten what i started ffighting for
16:00 <Lumeah> can't crawl along the floor for ever. 
16:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:00 <TheRon> we can dance if we want to
17:00 <Lumeah> BipolarDisorder:? who u
18:00 <BipolarDisorder> im a dude thats crazy and i scare ladies with my flow and my tone
18:00 <TheRon> i scare ladies with grotesue look
18:00 <TheRon> i scare ladies with grotesque look
19:00 <Lumeah> uhuh u do indeed 
21:00 <TheRon> have you seen jarryd roughead?
21:00 <TheRon> how did he get married
22:00 <Lumeah> how do most men get married 
22:00 <TheRon> money
22:00 <Lumeah> hmm
22:00 <Lumeah> i have none.  aww what a pity 
23:00 <TheRon> you women need to start paying your own way :P
28:00 <BipolarDisorder> im going to cleaan my phone
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
31:00 <BipolarDisorder> isopropyl alcohol the phone and cz
31:00 <BipolarDisorder> case
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cant u just use water
31:00 <BipolarDisorder> water is shit
31:00 <Clarkson> sharky im his day u sick fuck
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so u guys watch nrl or afl
35:00 <TheRon> go storm
35:00 <TheRon> carn the cats
36:00 <BipolarDisorder> ui dont follow the footy
36:00 <Lumeah> fuck football 
37:00 <BipolarDisorder> i have an ugly receeding hairline
37:00 <Lumeah> oh
37:00 <TheRon> stacey's mum has got it going on
37:00 <Lumeah> hang my washing n go buy me butter and milk ta
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i watch alf
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> on telly
38:00 <Lumeah> what channel? 
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> everyones favourite alien life form
38:00 <TheRon> the xeno morph
38:00 <Lumeah> or are u lieing 
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> wise cracking alien
39:00 <Lumeah> you are
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> that wont shut up
39:00 <TheRon> that likes cats
39:00 <Lumeah> thats u 
39:00 <Lumeah> alll over 
40:00 <TheRon> if i go crazy then will you still call me superman
41:00 <Matthew> VOGUE
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> strike a posse
41:00 <TheRon> erotic, erotic......
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is nu metal still around these days
41:00 <BipolarDisorder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzVBfkSqu4
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thugged Life's Finest - Thug Life Compilation January 2015 Views: 722,887 Uploader: Thugged Life Uploaded: Feb 1, 2015 Duration: 8m43s Rating: 4.29
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 50 cent?
42:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for thugs and pimps
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what metal music is like these days
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tatts and all i think
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> every1 got tats now
43:00 <TheRon> pimpin' aint easy
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is that a sign of decline in aussie culture
43:00 <Matthew> ohhh ohhhhhh...
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> are people getting more retarded
43:00 <Matthew> you've got to... let your bodyy move to the musiccc... ohhh ohhhhh... you've got to just... let your bodyyyy go with the flowwwwww
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???? deep questions ???
44:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first dates?
44:00 <Clarkson> i think its amare that fucks them up
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont
44:00 <TheRon> i heard lumeah does
44:00 <BipolarDisorder> kelly clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> you're so good Loof, your real life is controled by a bitch
45:00 <BipolarDisorder> ?????
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i onced used a fake pic on oasis active
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> had women asking me to root 
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> right now kinda thing
46:00 <TheRon> women are between a rock and a hard place, slut if you fuck on the first date, frigid if they don't
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then i thought what r u losers doing on irc
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u shoukd be using fake profiles
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i was amazed of how many offers i got just buy using a fake
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> shows how slutty they can be
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dbl standards mate
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all of em cunts if u ask me
49:00 <BipolarDisorder> yezah it vcould make me cry
51:00 <Haytch> [18:43] <TheRon> pimpin' aint easy  <--< LOL
51:00 <TheRon> it's not
52:00 <Haytch> i never really thought about it but i suppose your right
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its not mate
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> neither is dealing drugs
52:00 <Haytch> are you a pimp TheRon, because zaim is looking for one
52:00 <TheRon> i dabble
52:00 <Lumeah> i have... 
52:00 <Haytch> nice
53:00 <Lumeah> so.. 
53:00 <TheRon> you don't?
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how many grls u have
53:00 <Lumeah> depends 
53:00 <Haytch> im always looking for nice ho's.   Got anything that looks like Janice Griffon ?
53:00 <Lumeah> none
53:00 <TheRon> i have a bowling club as a source
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who is that
54:00 <TheRon> lot's of 70 yo's looking to make extra cash
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> grannies
54:00 <TheRon> there's a market
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i always womderes
54:00 <Haytch> lol TheRon, bowling chicks, nice.  Im not really into older woman, mainly because, im already old, and anything older than me is pretty much dead
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do old blokes look at porn still
54:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck happened since tuesday
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im sure they do
55:00 <TheRon> old bloke's ain't dead
55:00 <Haytch> georgeandwell-alpha,  Janice Griffon is a pornstar, i think she started in 2001 or something
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
55:00 <Haytch> i still have lead in my pencil!
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> porn actress are very attractive
55:00 <Haytch> i am addicted to xvideos.com
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> try netflix
56:00 <BipolarDisorder> fucxkne hell im ugly as sin
56:00 <Haytch> i like finding a female, seeing what country she is from and then i just do a country spree :P
56:00 <Haytch> georgeandwell-alpha, netflix offers porn ?
56:00 <Clarkson> dont talk about her like that you rude cunt
56:00 <BipolarDisorder> kelly clarkson lol
56:00 <TheRon> i like the national geographic look
56:00 <Clarkson> ya fuckin peice of dog shit!@
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i mean... when u want non porn
56:00 <Clarkson> soz for the shit quality
57:00 <Haytch> georgeandwell-alpha ohh, thats rare when im not looking for porn
57:00 <Haytch> everything else, i just use eztv
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah ok
58:00 <Haytch> i think my favourite would have to be  Anetta Keys
59:00 <Haytch> favourite asian would probably be Alina Li
59:00 <Haytch> favourite Italian would probably be Amia Miley
59:00 <TheRon> they all go at it like rabbits?
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know ur porn stars mate
59:00 <Clarkson> they scare the crap put of me
59:00 <Haytch> Anetta keys does this thing with her hips, its absolutely awesome
00:00 <BipolarDisorder> trippin balls on ice watchin porno
00:00 <Haytch> georgeandwell-alpha, thanks, ive been watching porn since i was 14 :)
00:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna need a cigarette after this convo
00:00 <Haytch> lol
00:00 <BipolarDisorder> lol cuzz
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im old tho
01:00 <BipolarDisorder> same ey c uzz
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i used to watch my dads vhs porn
01:00 <Haytch> if you like busty Italians, then i think Sofia Cucci is worth a shot
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> on video
01:00 <TheRon> animal farm?
01:00 <Haytch> never too old for porn
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah he only had 3 tapes
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> when i knew where he kept it
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> had to rewind it back to the right spot lol
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just in case i got caught
02:00 <Haytch> VHS porn was awesome for its time but nowdays, being able to rewind and fast forward with a swipe of the finger is awesome
02:00 <BipolarDisorder> hahah fuk u same age as me cuzz. you r an old skool gangsta!!!
02:00 <Clarkson> theyre jealous cunts probably
02:00 <BipolarDisorder> rewinfdd\
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah but todayz iz like too much shit out there
03:00 <BipolarDisorder> rfewinding tapes to the same spot lol bitc heds!!!
03:00 <Clarkson> hes like "well i guess everyone can.. use all my condoms for water..." and then we put them on and rape him to death from every angle so he shuts the fuck up
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i need more harder shit bruz
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the normal shit daint cut it no more
03:00 <Haytch> georgeandwell-alpha are you in reference to drugs or porn ?
03:00 <TheRon> violent midget porn?
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah im 40
03:00 <BipolarDisorder> how about it.. the dude says "had to rewind it back to the right spot lol" fucken LOL FULL ORIGINAL GANGSTER
03:00 <Haytch> 40 aint old
04:00 <BipolarDisorder> im 40
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> both man i was watching real crack whore porn... 
04:00 <BipolarDisorder> i beebn 40 for 11 days
04:00 <Haytch> im 38, looking for 18 - 22 year olds :P
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i had to stop.. then i just watch 1080p hd porn with the pretty girls
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> otherwise i would descend into madness
04:00 <Haytch> i cant wait for Augmented Reality porn :P
05:00 <Haytch> Microsoft's Hololens looks promising
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah u guys are well heeled
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know ya stuff
05:00 <TheRon> she turn's 40, trade her in for 2 20's
05:00 <Haytch> lol
06:00 <Haytch> i wish it worked like that
06:00 <Haytch> i use to like the reality tv style porn, but now im over it
07:00 <Haytch> like all this,   Fake Agents, Fake Taxi, Bang Bus etc etc
07:00 <BipolarDisorder> i love the GGG
07:00 <Haytch> whats GGG ?
07:00 <TheRon> ggw?
07:00 <BipolarDisorder> german goo girls
07:00 <Matthew> Golden Girls
08:00 <TheRon> thank you for being a friend
08:00 <Haytch> public pickups, how they offer them money is just wrong,   they always offer hundreds of euro's and we all know that no female is worth more than 200au
08:00 <BipolarDisorder> john tompson - look at stuff late 2014 thru to mid 2015
08:00 <BipolarDisorder> i was smashing out ice
09:00 <BipolarDisorder> cant even look at it now
10:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDeiovnCv1o
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Take A Bow Views: 5,066,918 Uploader: madonna Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.86
11:00 <TheRon> i can't go for that, no no can do
12:00 <BipolarDisorder> LOL eating 2 minute noodles during pregnancy makes your kids gay
12:00 <Clarkson> supercoach is shit
14:00 <TheRon> i thought listening to one direction did that
17:00 <BipolarDisorder> nope. its 2 minute noodles i think chicken flavour doies it
17:00 <BipolarDisorder> i got beef
17:00 <TheRon> prawn flavour make you bi?
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> there was a story about johm thompson
18:00 <BipolarDisorder> JT has alot opf sausages in it
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> a news reporter went to do a story on it
18:00 <BipolarDisorder> GGG
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and came out with face full of goo
19:00 <TheRon> swedish spa porn?
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not sure if it was true
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah its bukkake
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and piss
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> extreme for its time
19:00 <BipolarDisorder> yeah i dont dig the piss ones
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but before then on vhs they had extreme so meh
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its tame 
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u consider the entire spectrum
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> of fucked up shite that gets u hard
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i could never work in a clubx though
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> surrounded bybthat shit all day
21:00 <TheRon> sigourney weaver fucking a xeno morph
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i work at telstra
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 242 exhibition st
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so whats the latest in metal music these days
38:00 <BipolarDisorder> well when was the last deicide album
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dunno 
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> long time?
41:00 <BipolarDisorder> In the Minds of Evil is the eleventh studio album by American death metal band Deicide. It was released on November 26, 2013, by Century Media Records.[1] and marks the recording debut of guitarist Kevin Quirion. The album has been described as moving away from the melodic inclinations of the previous few albums and towards an "old school" death metal sound reminiscent of Legion.[2]
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
45:00 <Matthew> hi Gayle
47:00 <Syquet-Sillieness> megan
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gotta goto coles 
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> need a new shaver
49:00 <faux> off ya go
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and some soap
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but i still go me tomato soup
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to finish
04:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Matthew> geraldine did
09:00 <couleurs> ok
09:00 <Matthew> or gayle not sure
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off cunt
25:00 <Clarkson> im a cross dresser but im not gay
25:00 <GoldSpade> dont be so disrespectul
26:00 <Matthew> good evening to the mesmerizing katatonic_kate01
28:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guru Josh, Infinity - 1990 Views: 390,684 Uploader: Shrinechick88 Uploaded: Aug 20, 2011 Duration: 7m25s Rating: 4.87
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> helllo matthew!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you be
29:00 <Matthew> generally about a 9 on the divine scale, you?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> um.. im still attempting to do an assignment
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but obv not because i’m ere
31:00 <Matthew> I had work to do tonight as well but very deliberately left it at work so I didn't have to do it
31:00 <Matthew> 8am tomorrow job now
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> assignment is due Friday!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gah!
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most cross dressers arent gay
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they just like theatre
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t give a fuck
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> although i never felt the desire to wear womens clothes
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i prefer to sniff used panties
35:00 <Matthew> EWW STIO
35:00 <Matthew> STOP*
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if its worn by attrative lady
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not wide girth undies
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres a lot of sickos out there
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what i do is tame by those standards
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity…. is it possible to ban glenn for bing a tard?
54:00 <Zade> forver
54:00 <Zade> forever
02:00 <dematerialised> good morning everyone
03:00 <Matthew> hi Janine
04:00 <dematerialised> how are you my love
05:00 <Matthew> great Delores, oyu?
05:00 <Matthew> you*
05:00 <Serenity> Good evening Matthew you exquisite creature.
05:00 <dematerialised> pretty great thanks
05:00 <Matthew> what a memorable introduction from the serene Serenity
07:00 <Serenity> id ask you how you are but its  still on my screen
10:00 <Matthew> quite exquisite, yes
11:00 <dematerialised> love is the power
12:00 <Matthew> TAKE A BOW!!!
12:00 <Matthew> NO. WRONG ARTIST.
12:00 <dematerialised> no
12:00 <dematerialised> you are incorrect
13:00 <dematerialised> co-incidentally this song is incredible live
13:00 <Matthew> the other version by the other artist is co-incidentally just sublime across all areas
14:00 <Matthew> live or not
15:00 <aLishia> co-incidentally you should both fuck off
15:00 <dematerialised> coincidentally good evening my lover
16:00 <aLishia> O hai
16:00 <Matthew> co-incidentally you are being a real fucking Beryl and I don't like it
16:00 <aLishia> Bezzzza
16:00 <dematerialised> a real fucking Beryl
16:00 <dematerialised> that's great
17:00 <Matthew> a destitute meddling tasteless whinger
19:00 <Picard> bitches
19:00 <aLishia> u r
19:00 <dematerialised> the only bitch i see here is you babe
19:00 <Picard> blow me
20:00 <Matthew> aLishia, I really am not warming to your coldness
20:00 <dematerialised> aLishia is cold as ice
20:00 <dematerialised> willing to sacrifice her love
20:00 <Matthew> or your blatant disregard for proper etiquette 
20:00 <Matthew> I find your behaviour unbecoming and highly offensive
20:00 <aLishia> i ReaLLY aM  NoT WaRMiNG To YouR CoLDNeSS
21:00 <Picard> aLishia get ya tits out
21:00 <dematerialised> bitch
21:00 <dematerialised> i imagine thats how the guy in breaking bad says it
21:00 <dematerialised> in bold
21:00 <Picard> Matthew how are you tonight?
21:00 <Matthew> I am really well tonight, you?
22:00 <Picard> im fantastic
22:00 <dematerialised> please stop join flooding
23:00 <Matthew> just disregard aLishia's rudeness, Picard
24:00 <aLishia> disregard Matthews existence, he's a tossa
24:00 <Matthew> it is spelt TOSSER, you big meanie
24:00 <dematerialised> bit of a squeezer
25:00 <Picard> aLishia why are you being a nasty cunt?
25:00 <Matthew> I think aLishia is Chinese, tbh
25:00 <dematerialised> they are
25:00 <dematerialised> i can tell by their accent
26:00 <dematerialised> hello skirmy baby
26:00 <Skirmish> Good evening kind sir.
26:00 <aLishia> u r
27:00 <dematerialised> im not chinese
27:00 <dematerialised> i eat lots of it though
28:00 <Picard> it shows
28:00 <dematerialised> are you trying to be mean Picard
28:00 <Matthew> aLisha's real name is Wei Lung Kok
29:00 <Immutable> this is why we can't have nice things
29:00 <Immutable> assholes
29:00 <dematerialised> hi Immutable
29:00 <dematerialised> hows u bb
29:00 <aLishia> Dey call me WeiWei for short
30:00 <Immutable> I don't fucking know anymore dematerialised 
30:00 <Immutable> want to talk about it?
30:00 <Immutable> yes
30:00 <Immutable> ok
30:00 <dematerialised> it sounds like you might be stressed
30:00 <Immutable> so I come onto irc and guess what
30:00 <dematerialised> you should have a sauna
30:00 <Immutable> you're still alive?
30:00 <Immutable> pretty sure diabetes should have killed you by now or something
30:00 <dematerialised> nah
31:00 <dematerialised> im healthy as an ox
31:00 <dematerialised> had my bloods done not long ago actually
31:00 <Immutable> so sad
31:00 <Skirmish> Why is Immutable salty?
31:00 <Picard> suicide is the answer
31:00 <dematerialised> dunno
31:00 <dematerialised> Immutable has never loved me
31:00 <dematerialised> i think it's because I turned him down that one time
31:00 <Picard> anyone watching Seven Year Switch?
32:00 <aLishia> Now i want china
32:00 <dematerialised> you are now china
32:00 <Immutable> chinese disco..
33:00 <Matthew> oh yes. Muriel's Wedding is on 9
33:00 <Matthew> love it
33:00 <Serenity> i watched that the other day on NF
33:00 <Serenity> sah gud
34:00 <Matthew> IT'S MARIEL!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Serenity> i think i need to watch strictly ballroom
38:00 <Matthew> BEDTIME WITH MARIEL. night Denise, Sharon, Cheryl, Beryl, Wei, Delores, Roxanne, Noni & Janice xxx
38:00 <dematerialised> nini
38:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> sarah pls gently cradle my brain in ur boozies pls
38:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> its ruined
39:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX2eyZP--c
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: arab Saudi prince making it rain Views: 221,932 Uploader: zhinow26 Uploaded: Oct 25, 2010 Duration: 7m25s Rating: 3.26
40:00 <dematerialised> that video is clearly me and aLishia at our wedding function
40:00 <Serenity> i mean.. brain
40:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> eeee
41:00 <aLishia> You mean my wedding that you crashed
41:00 <dematerialised> same thing
41:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> who r these ppl
41:00 <Serenity> aLishia is amelia
41:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> o
41:00 <Serenity> the rest are irrelevan
41:00 <Serenity> t
41:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> lol
41:00 <dematerialised> you're an elephant
41:00 <aLishia> I am #1
41:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> hai gertie
41:00 <dematerialised> swinging your big trunk around
41:00 <aLishia> Hay fwend
42:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> whats happening
44:00 <dematerialised> i will give you life, you'll serve only me, and my will to kill, you will kill for me!
44:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> ok
44:00 <ThisNickIsThirtyCharactersLong> bblzzz
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
45:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
45:00 <Picard> muriel is a fat slut
45:00 <Immutable> chinese disco..
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
45:00 <Picard> Doodle can i suck you?
46:00 <Doodle> fuck off
46:00 <Clarkson> comew on cunt
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Immutable> what is love?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby don’t hurt me no more
46:00 <dematerialised> picard wants some cum
46:00 <Doodle> well he can bloody well get it from someone else
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> well offer him some
46:00 <dematerialised> nah he called me fat
47:00 <dematerialised> he aint getting nun of this
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> *does the clicky fingers*
47:00 <Picard> cmon Doodle, close your eyes and imagine im Serenity
47:00 <Immutable> my internet is finally unfucked after 4months
48:00 <Picard> i bet i give better head
48:00 <Serenity> jesus
48:00 <Serenity> please dnt ever do that
48:00 <Doodle> :/
48:00 <dematerialised> you're confident Picard
48:00 <dematerialised> i'm glad you're comfortable
48:00 <Picard> Serenity u can watch, and talk dirty to him to create the mood
48:00 <Doodle> i feel ill
49:00 <Serenity> rofl
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
49:00 <dematerialised> ok
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just vomited in my mouth a lil
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
50:00 <Picard> hahahaa
50:00 <Picard> you know you all like it, just wont admit it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> not if you’re involved
50:00 <faux> yeah i like it like i love pieters gangrene foot
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <Picard> hahaha kate, pretending to be fussy
50:00 <dematerialised> rrrrroxaaaaannne!
51:00 <dematerialised> you dont have to wear that dress tonight
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard, not fussy it’s about having standards
51:00 <Picard> faux when do you start filming the next series of the habibs?
51:00 <dematerialised> oh sit
51:00 <dematerialised> is the habibs like an australian kardashians
51:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, like you have standards
51:00 <Picard> no u moron
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you’d totes know all about me
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *nods*
52:00 <dematerialised> im sorry Picard i dont have the time to watch trash tv
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> You’re a shit cunt, fuck off
52:00 <dematerialised> tell me all about it
53:00 <dematerialised> you dont have any money
53:00 <dematerialised> but i admire your dreams
53:00 <Immutable> you're just jealous because I have oil money
53:00 <dematerialised> i am actually
54:00 <Picard> lol at katatonic_kate01
54:00 <Picard> truth hurt hun?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that all you’ve got?
54:00 <dematerialised> picard what's it like knowing you had to turn gay to remember what your own dick looks like
54:00 <StevieLoZz94> Hi all
54:00 <dematerialised> hihi Stevie
54:00 <Picard> i have plenty, your just not worth my time
54:00 <StevieLoZz94> oh dear
55:00 <faux> every time Picard calls someone hun my vagina gets sucked into my body and i vom a little 
55:00 <Clarkson> ya can pop ya dick
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
55:00 <Picard> lol faux
55:00 <Picard> u obese leb lump of shit
55:00 <dematerialised> here he goes
55:00 <dematerialised> his face is red and his chest is tight
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard, you’re pathetic - end of story
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
56:00 <faux> why do fat people always call others fat
56:00 <StevieLoZz94> nice timed to  enter a room, lol
56:00 <Picard> i may be katatonic_kate01, doesnt change the fact you're an irc whore and a wannabe
56:00 <dematerialised> haha StevieLoZz94, welcome to #melbourne
56:00 <dematerialised> its about 82% sledging eachother
56:00 <dematerialised> 10% normal chat
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i’m an irc whore - who have I fucked?
56:00 <dematerialised> and 8% pure pornography
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH THAT’S RIGHT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO IVE FUCKED!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
57:00 <dematerialised> i want to reconcile the violence in your heart aLishia
57:00 <StevieLoZz94> like thst song
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah its pretty good
58:00 <StevieLoZz94> that*
58:00 <dematerialised> im a fan of Muse
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, they’re pretty good
58:00 <dematerialised> gets cranked in the car quite often
58:00 <Picard> oh my
58:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol
59:00 <dematerialised> with my fully sick subwoofers
59:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol
59:00 <StevieLoZz94> i like to bhelt out a good tune in the car, I sound amazing when I am singing in the car
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <StevieLoZz94> belt* can't type
59:00 <dematerialised> just like everyone else ;)
59:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol yes
00:00 <dematerialised> i was belting out some Karnivool on the way home today
00:00 <dematerialised> but ive half lost my voice
00:00 <dematerialised> so it was an adventure
00:00 <StevieLoZz94> hahaha
00:00 <StevieLoZz94> sounds fun
01:00 <dematerialised> so, did you come here for some hot sexy cyber sex action
01:00 <dematerialised> or are you just bored
02:00 <StevieLoZz94> I am bored
02:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
02:00 <StevieLoZz94> People still cyber? lol
02:00 <dematerialised> *puts pants back on*
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the time, like 24 / 7
02:00 <dematerialised> who am i kidding i dont wear pants
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially here
02:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol
02:00 <Picard> the whores do,only nowdays they use skype
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you’d know all about being a whore picard
03:00 <dematerialised> a whore for the cock
03:00 <Clarkson> johninja, Remember that time you got your cock out on MSN for a guy on here you thought was a 14 year old girl you got sprung that day haha
03:00 <dematerialised> hahahaahah
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn’t aware that people as old as picard still whore online
04:00 <dematerialised> i whore via facebook messenger these days
04:00 <dematerialised> a mutual friend of mine keeps asking for sexy stories
04:00 <faux> gag
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> *shrug* they arent for you faux
04:00 <dematerialised> gag all you like
04:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol
05:00 <faux> gag
05:00 <dematerialised> someone next door is cooking fish
05:00 <dematerialised> and its smelly
05:00 <partay> well picard cant whore it in real life
05:00 <partay> makes sense really
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds gay
06:00 <dematerialised> you are
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are
06:00 <dematerialised> only sometimes
07:00 <partay> ewwww amelia i thought i could smell rotten eggs
08:00 <StevieLoZz94> thinking a movie then sleep
08:00 <dematerialised> did she fart?
08:00 <amelia> Thats your fat wife's dirty box
08:00 <dematerialised> what movie Stevie/
08:00 <dematerialised> ?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> woofy cooker
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> or disco box, whatever you prefer...
08:00 <StevieLoZz94> well I feel like disney tonight lol so either the lion king,beauty and the beast, snow white or alice in wonderland as thats all I have lol
09:00 <Immutable> D I S C O
09:00 <dematerialised> hmm
09:00 <dematerialised> gonna have to go with beauty and the beast
09:00 <dematerialised> thats a classic
09:00 <dematerialised> lion king is over done
09:00 <Immutable> disco aliens come and save me plox
09:00 <StevieLoZz94> i know i love it
09:00 <dematerialised> alice in wonderland is good too
09:00 <StevieLoZz94> oh and pinocchio
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i need to be taking some kind of heavy drugs to want to chat here
09:00 <dematerialised> i think ive only seen that once when i was younger
09:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember it
09:00 <dematerialised> nah k9 you just need to be adaptable
09:00 <StevieLoZz94> i loveit 
10:00 <StevieLoZz94> i harte all the modern ones
10:00 <StevieLoZz94> hate*
10:00 <dematerialised> cant say i know any of them
10:00 <dematerialised> im too old for that shit
10:00 <StevieLoZz94> me too really lol
10:00 <Immutable> I'm going for a run
10:00 <StevieLoZz94> but i see advertisements
10:00 <StevieLoZz94> and i like older stuff
10:00 <StevieLoZz94> im too old for it too!
11:00 <dematerialised> i take it the 94 isnt your birthyear then
11:00 <StevieLoZz94> nope
11:00 <Picard> making assumptions again--------------->  <katatonic_kate01> and you’d know all about being a whore picard
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, you’re the master of all assumptions
11:00 <dematerialised> every time i see someone born in the 90s i still think they are a kid
11:00 <dematerialised> i hate being old
11:00 <StevieLoZz94> hahahahha me too
11:00 <Serenity> ass consumptions
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re just a washed up fuckwit
12:00 <Immutable> what about me?
12:00 <dematerialised> it isnt fair
12:00 <dematerialised> i've had enough now i want my share
12:00 <dematerialised> cant you seeeeeee
12:00 <Immutable> I want my share of abuse please
12:00 <StevieLoZz94> theres a lady?? I work with who was born in 96 and I feel like she is in primary school still lol
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <dematerialised> a lady?
12:00 <dematerialised> :P
12:00 <Immutable> alright I'm off 
12:00 <StevieLoZz94> ok a kid haha
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> give up before arthritis sets in and you can’t type anymore you old fuck, picard 
14:00 <dematerialised> im late for dinner but look whos on the menu!
14:00 <dematerialised> cause when im in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do!
16:00 <partay> lol
16:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol
16:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:00 <partay> picard what you fail to realise is that we all know you have a fat bald bulbus head. So everything you say is irrelevant. 
17:00 <dematerialised> bulbous is such a good word
19:00 <Serenity> so descriptive
19:00 <Picard> partgay we are all aware you are a waste of cum, one of the biggest "I AM" people ive ever come across. usually those like this are fucktards with fuck all.
20:00 <dematerialised> lets not talk about posessions Picard
20:00 <Serenity> I am weasel.
20:00 <amelia> yeah you have a fat bald bulbasaur head
21:00 <partay> http://oi67.tinypic.com/295y5jm.jpg
21:00 <Picard> amelia what woke you, no one spoke of fodd
21:00 <Serenity> There is some serious sexual tension between Picard and partay.
22:00 <dematerialised> just between Picard and everyone
22:00 <dematerialised> he's gone gay for christ sake
22:00 <dematerialised> he's getting desperate
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi n e girls wana massage my bum cheeks like luda did
22:00 <Picard> partgay, its time for new material
22:00 <Picard> dematerialised i wouldnt touch u
22:00 <dematerialised> that's handy, i dont like being molested by fat men
23:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whos fat
23:00 <partay> Serenity picard would lick my ass 
23:00 <Serenity> and you'd probably purr like chewbacca
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats up 2nite bitches
24:00 <dematerialised> i'm listening to ritualistic satanic doom metal georgeandwell-alpha and chatting to babes on irc
24:00 <dematerialised> wbu?
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i heard that partay liked to give bj to somali dudes
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and sudanese
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah i dont mind satanic music
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pleasing and relaxing
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
26:00 <dematerialised> eko eko azarak
26:00 <dematerialised> get it in you
26:00 <dematerialised> make sure you inhale deeply
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not whining there and those too emotional acousitc fellas crooning
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i like music when u cant make out the words
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> less thinking
27:00 <dematerialised> its all about the instruments
27:00 <Immutable> ugh I'm dying
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> of what the song is about... i know its for satan is good enuf
27:00 <Immutable> does any girl want a nightcap
28:00 <Immutable> I have half a can of mixed vegetables
28:00 <Immutable> in my fridge
28:00 <dematerialised> ive got two icetrays and some old ginger in mine
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come over and check out my house
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i can entertain 
28:00 <Immutable> rofl
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> be my guest
29:00 <dematerialised> be my guest
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u can sniff around
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and see anything u like lady
30:00 <Immutable> does any girl want a nightcap
30:00 <Immutable> I have electrical tape 
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> some would
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i guess... 
30:00 <Immutable> and some stick on labels
30:00 <Immutable> we could go wild
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah true
31:00 <Immutable> rofl
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they can some sniff around
32:00 <dematerialised> i often leave my worn undies around so when girls come to visit they know im a party man
32:00 <Immutable> women can only smell money that's the problem
32:00 <Serenity> its only a problem  if you have no money
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they can sense ur cheap
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like ur wallet has only old coles receipts
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <Immutable> its amazing georgeandwell-alpha I used your chat up technique 
33:00 <Immutable> and I have zero pms
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah i have for 2yrs now
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i usually pay the lady
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> it works as backup
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> always works i dunno why...
34:00 <partay> georgeandwell-alpha you mean your 1brm stale cum stained shithole?
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just carry a few green notes
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2br now
34:00 <dematerialised> christ partay
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ive moved
35:00 <dematerialised> that's an image
35:00 <dematerialised> i'll never forget
35:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Team America: World Police (6/10) Movie CLIP - I'm So Ronery (2004) HD Views: 4,451,342 Uploader: Movieclips Uploaded: Oct 7, 2011 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.86
35:00 <partay> georgeandwell's anthem
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i have 1 empty room now
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont use
35:00 <Immutable> its my anthem too jesus
35:00 <Immutable> I am so ronery 
35:00 <Immutable> should have hit on the girl on the train....
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the green note is most potent for the ladys
36:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T0S8bT2KXA
36:00 <dematerialised> this is mine
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TFA: Autobots Inferior, Soundwave Superior Views: 12,885 Uploader: AeonMagnus . Uploaded: Jan 21, 2012 Duration: 0m22s Rating: 4.83
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> have u guys every noticed the 100 note is extra long
36:00 <Immutable> I haven't seen a hundred in years
36:00 <dematerialised> i havent seen cash in years
37:00 <dematerialised> everything is online or on the credit cards these days
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its rare yes the 100
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i use paypass these days
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tap and go
37:00 <dematerialised> soundwave is such a good autobot
38:00 <dematerialised> trapped between good and evil
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but when for the ladies its cash
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> my.mum might see my bank statement
38:00 <Immutable> shit I have to change my address with my bank
39:00 <Immutable> anyway
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i still carry about 80 in me wallet
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in 20 bills 
39:00 <Immutable> this is the most boring conversation ever
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yes it is
39:00 <Immutable> no girls want a night cap
39:00 <Immutable> money is hard to come by
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana sniff around
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> my place
40:00 <Immutable> booty is hard to come by even if you are a gorgeous single guy
40:00 <Immutable> the illuminati run everything
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they still around?
41:00 <Immutable> yeah
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> shit 
41:00 <Immutable> they stealing your booty man
41:00 <Immutable> get em
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah u never can find them
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u just know they r there
42:00 <Immutable> no its pretty easy to find them
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> really
42:00 <Immutable> you just need to know their secrets
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but id rather go to a brothel
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> seems easier
43:00 <Immutable> yes
43:00 <Immutable> do that
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> online dating is hard work too
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> shit doesnt work
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lucky for.internet
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tho
44:00 <Immutable> wtf
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pornhub
44:00 <Immutable> just go outside and yell 'booty booty booty'
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or fire fire
44:00 <Immutable> if the booty don't come running
45:00 <Immutable> then there is something wrong with you
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dont think that works
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> money works
45:00 <Immutable> then you fix yourself
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> imho
46:00 <partay> really georgie... then why arent you rolling in pussy ?
46:00 <Immutable> when I was younger I used to yell booty booty booty and the girls would come running
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos pussy is rolling in me
46:00 <partay> yep
46:00 <Immutable> now no
46:00 <Immutable> because I'm a fat piece of shit
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why man
46:00 <Clarkson> my room mate just walked in during my wank
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> can u turn back to a.skinny pos?
48:00 <Immutable> no because that would be racist
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i had an enlightening thought today
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ..have u noticed that all grannies are skinny?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, because they’re not
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i reckon only the skinny ones make it that far
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ive never seen a fat 80yo
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ever
49:00 <Immutable> its true you don't see many fat 80yo men
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon you need to leave your suburb and explore 
49:00 <Immutable> I think you're right
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i do explore
50:00 <Immutable> but I don't care lol
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah i know... i just noticed it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> not enough to come to the conclusions you’ve recently made
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u never really see a really old person who is fat
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theyre always skinny as
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yup my dear
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, you need to get out and explore
51:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/0tjQwHA
51:00 <Immutable> there is a world of possibility
51:00 <faux> me irl
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> airing out your sweaty vagina
53:00 <dematerialised> bye amelia
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> bye felicia
53:00 <Immutable> http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/534009924285536009/7B34E55EEC31A73699E1965ECF9CF3259C09D0C8/
53:00 <dematerialised> amelia and I will be married soon
53:00 <dematerialised> and i will be the happiest man alive
54:00 <Immutable> she's probably the best girl in all of perth
55:00 <dematerialised> she is
55:00 <Immutable> she got all her teeth and shit nigga
55:00 <Clarkson> or insurance investigator shit
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is she a perth dawg
56:00 <Immutable> I think amelia is the shit too
56:00 <Immutable> but I'm smart enough to give up and play dota 2
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u two timing 
57:00 <faux> luckily she has standards 
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i once had a 3 some
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in tennis
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> me vs 2 girls
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> same time
57:00 <dematerialised> wb Stevie
58:00 <StevieLoZz94> Thanks
58:00 <StevieLoZz94> Internet Stuffed up
58:00 <dematerialised> it does that
59:00 <Skirmish> 7 hours to go.
59:00 <StevieLoZz94> until?
59:00 <Skirmish> Home time.
59:00 <StevieLoZz94> oh
02:00 <StevieLoZz94> ni ni all
02:00 <Skirmish> Bye
09:00 <Serenity> fucking hell ocarina of time is amazing on the 3ds
16:00 <Skirmish> Lol look at the trailer for the movie Sausage Party.
16:00 <Skirmish> I thought it was a kids video. SOOOOOOO wrong.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:00 <Skirmish> Vlad Smadu of WA claimed he had 2 legal personalities and that they police has fined the wrong one when giving him a $100 fine for 88km/h in an 80km/h zone.
25:00 <dematerialised> lol
26:00 <faux> dont stop never give up hold ya head high and reach the top
26:00 <faux> let the world see what you have got
27:00 <dematerialised> the top of your penis
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me! I’m so over this fucking assignment
34:00 <British^Meat> i cant im married!
34:00 <British^Meat> im sure youre lovely, but...
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> trying to understand… no trying to articulate neurobiological theories about drug addiction are fucking annoying
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and complex
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> blah blah peeps take drugs because they wanna! 
34:00 <Serenity> BRING IT ALL BACK TO YOU
38:00 <dematerialised> people take drugs because they have psychoactive or neurological qualities they desire
39:00 <dematerialised> people become addicted because the brain replaces the normal chemical dependencies with those supressed by the drug
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh that’s one of about 698890 theories or models
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> there isn’t even any consensus amongst the medical community of what fucking ‘addiction’ is…. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the DSM 5 gives some vauge critera
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LAME - O
50:00 <dematerialised> DSM is bible to some, and just as fictitious to others
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. it’s what head shrinkers use
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah, because they have to to be qualified
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