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01:02:00 <faux> ! k
01:02:00 <faux> oops
01:20:00 <faux> /
01:22:00 <^pHANTOM^> amber's birthday hey..
01:23:00 <faux> in australia it is
01:23:00 <^pHANTOM^> nice
01:23:00 <faux> in norway shes still waiting
01:23:00 <faux> lol
01:23:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep
01:23:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
01:46:00 <doctor> mines too
01:47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> boys just wanna have fun
01:55:00 <dematerialised> the problem with being faster than light is that i can only live in darkness
01:59:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> we evolve in a different way than those were from above
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> are u gay?
02:00:00 <Trevor> 100%
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cock pics
02:01:00 <Trevor> is this less gay?
02:01:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pco91kroVgQ
02:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lady Gaga - Applause (Official) Views: 240,497,818 Uploader: LadyGagaVEVO Uploaded: Aug 19, 2013 Duration: 3m35s Rating: 4.50
02:01:00 <Trevor> i rly like the art in that video
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo is better
02:04:00 <Trevor> shes very talented
02:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lady Gaga - Poker Face Views: 292,122,110 Uploader: LadyGagaVEVO Uploaded: Dec 20, 2009 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.69
02:04:00 <Trevor> nah that song is old
02:04:00 <Trevor> and ur old
02:04:00 <Trevor> also applause demonstrates her talent better
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> not as old as yu
02:04:00 <Trevor> actually im pretty sure u are as old as me
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw ur older
02:05:00 <Trevor> yea well ur fat
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh, im preggers
02:05:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/eHjYFae.jpg
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s ur excuse
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ dem
02:07:00 <dematerialised> yay thanks for lolling
02:07:00 <dematerialised> i feel validated now
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no worries
02:08:00 <Serenity> fuck you whoever was walking about adele
02:08:00 <Serenity> Maurice faux or kate
02:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux
02:08:00 <Maurice> It was faux, then katatonic_kate01, then me
02:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif dob on me
02:09:00 <Serenity> ove got that fucking hello song in my head
02:09:00 <Clarkson> yes, we are that shit at it
02:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
02:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Adele - Hello Views: 1,344,057,210 Uploader: AdeleVEVO Uploaded: Oct 23, 2015 Duration: 6m7s Rating: 4.78
02:09:00 <Skirmish> Adele is hot
02:10:00 <dematerialised> Adele would fry up good
02:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:14:00 <Serenity> poor ShadowLurker im singing now
02:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:14:00 <Serenity> cats being tortured sound better
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkhHmfvj6xU
02:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RÃœFÃœS - You Were Right Views: 460,913 Uploader: sweatitoutmusic Uploaded: Jun 30, 2015 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.90
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 that song
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> might makeit me ring tone soon lol
02:15:00 <dematerialised> didn't take you for someone into house music
02:16:00 <Serenity> oooh
02:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
02:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn cunts
02:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’re on perm ignore!
02:19:00 <dematerialised> nn k9
02:24:00 <StevieLoZz94> everything alseep here
02:24:00 <dematerialised> nah im fiddling with my willy
02:24:00 <Serenity> that pot plant over there looks shady AF
02:26:00 <Skirmish> Who who was Kelly before StevieLoZz94 ?
02:27:00 <StevieLoZz94> ????
02:27:00 <StevieLoZz94> does anyone by the Username of "Breaker" ever come in here?
02:28:00 <Skirmish> I think I see them in another channel a bit.
02:28:00 <dematerialised> yeah
02:28:00 <StevieLoZz94> syndey?
02:31:00 <Serenity> never heard of em
02:31:00 <dematerialised> i heard he's a bit of a nerd
02:33:00 <StevieLoZz94> thanks for ur info! :)
02:33:00 <dematerialised> i'm onto you buddy
02:33:00 <Skirmish> They hang out in another channel that you dislike Serenity.
02:33:00 <dematerialised> can't hide anything from me StevieLoZz94
02:33:00 <dematerialised> I'm outside your window right now.
02:34:00 <Serenity> oh right
02:46:00 <StevieLoZz94> onto me??
02:47:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol no ur not
02:50:00 <Serenity> are you up to something to be on to
02:50:00 <StevieLoZz94> nope
02:51:00 <Serenity> cool
02:52:00 <StevieLoZz94> :)
02:53:00 <StevieLoZz94> just an innocent party
02:55:00 <StevieLoZz94> is that an auto kick or you noticed immediately
02:59:00 <dematerialised> i am counting the number of breaths you are taking StevieLoZz94
02:59:00 <dematerialised> every breath draws you closer to oblivion
02:59:00 <dematerialised> stop breathing
02:59:00 <Serenity> that bans an auto ban
02:59:00 <Serenity> hes perm banned
03:00:00 <StevieLoZz94> lol id like to keep breathing thank you
03:00:00 <StevieLoZz94> oh
03:01:00 <StevieLoZz94> I was happily asleep til the housephone rang before
03:02:00 <Skirmish> It's not a perm ban Serenity. He firmly believes a chat with you will sort it all out.
03:02:00 <Serenity> rofl
03:02:00 <Serenity> he can talk to bonny
03:03:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZugS0L51h4
03:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seven Nation Army [The White Stripes] - Igor Presnyakov - fingerstyle guitar cover Views: 554 Uploader: Igor Presnyakov Uploaded: Mar 18, 2016 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.85
04:06:00 <gemz> Serenity its ur 1 step program?
07:57:00 <BlackDevil> wow zlined
09:31:00 <BlackDevil> lol zlined again
11:57:00 <StevieLoZzZzaaa> Hi Y'all
12:10:00 <StevieLoZzZzaaa> bye Y'all
16:51:00 <TheRon> gotta live gotta live gotta live in shit towne
16:51:00 <Clarkson> its all about the controller tho, I could be a cunt n go XCM and get a usb mouse adapter n keyboard
16:52:00 <zaim> http://elitedaily.com/news/salmon-near-seattle-full-of-cocaine/1421116/
16:56:00 <dematerialised> brb moving to seattle
16:56:00 <TheRon> i'm moving to boston
16:57:00 <zaim> Baaaston.
16:58:00 <dematerialised> imagine being able to eat healthy fish and chips and feel great afterwards
16:58:00 <dematerialised> win win
16:59:00 <morgoth> the cat would love it
16:59:00 <queesy> dematerialised you fat?
17:00:00 <dematerialised> extremely queesy
17:00:00 <queesy> Thought so
17:00:00 <dematerialised> when i lay on my side my belly falls over like a third-trimester pregnant woman
17:00:00 <dematerialised> why do you ask?
17:00:00 <queesy> I just assumed you are a fat cunt, wanted to make sure.
17:00:00 <dematerialised> you into fat guys?
17:01:00 <doctor> bit porkish around the insulation
17:01:00 <dematerialised> i mean im not overly huge
17:01:00 <dematerialised> but i do have a gut and mantits
17:01:00 <queesy> heh
17:01:00 <queesy> go on a diet cunt
17:01:00 <dematerialised> i am
17:02:00 <dematerialised> on a diet of sausage rolls, burgers and coke
17:02:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
17:02:00 <dematerialised> it's great
17:02:00 <queesy> whatever floats your boat mate
17:02:00 <dematerialised> i float pretty well actually
17:03:00 <queesy> :/
17:03:00 <dematerialised> you suck at trolling
17:03:00 <dematerialised> fyi
17:05:00 <queesy> dematerialised you go outside at all this week or?
17:05:00 <dematerialised> every day
17:06:00 <dematerialised> working my 9-6
17:06:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
17:06:00 <dematerialised> eh i don't mind, im having some fun
17:06:00 <queesy> heheehhehe
17:06:00 <dematerialised> what pizza is it?
17:07:00 <queesy> heheheheheehehe
17:07:00 <TheRon> spicy lamb with goats cheese
17:07:00 <dematerialised> mmmmm om nom yes please Therm
17:07:00 <dematerialised> TheRon
17:07:00 <dematerialised> i've got a local that does a good greek lamb pizza
17:07:00 <TheRon> had it at the brewery, goes so well with beer
17:07:00 <queesy> heheheheehehe
17:08:00 <dematerialised> indeed
17:08:00 <TheRon> every noticed at mcdonalds the cardboard box is a damn sight tastier than any of the crap pictured inside
17:08:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:09:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, quite the fan of a crispy chicken burger
17:09:00 <dematerialised> with bacon
17:09:00 <TheRon> it has bacon, you pair bacon with anything it's gonna taste better
17:09:00 <dematerialised> this is true
17:10:00 <TheRon> i cook bacon in the microwave
17:10:00 <dematerialised> what kind of bacon is it?
17:10:00 <dematerialised> is it shitty store-bought pre-pack stuff
17:10:00 <dematerialised> or proper fatty strips from the butcher
17:11:00 <dematerialised> because you're not gonna get me in bed with the packed stuff
17:11:00 <TheRon> even sex is better with bacon
17:11:00 <dematerialised> all that lube grease
17:11:00 <dematerialised> and flavour
17:11:00 <dematerialised> om nom nom
17:12:00 <queesy> heheheheehehehe
17:13:00 <queesy> bath in it pig
17:13:00 <queesy> hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
17:13:00 <dematerialised> is it bacon fat?
17:13:00 <queesy> yis
17:13:00 <dematerialised> awesome
17:13:00 <dematerialised> lube me up jerome
17:14:00 <TheRon> we should get queesy lubed up and get him airborne
17:14:00 <queesy> heheheheeheh
17:14:00 <TheRon> see pigs do fly
17:15:00 <queesy> dematerialised, whats for dinner son?
17:15:00 <dematerialised> im not your son you prebuscent skink
17:15:00 <dematerialised> but i havent decided yet
17:15:00 <dematerialised> probably hjs
17:16:00 <queesy> heheheheheehe
17:16:00 <queesy> fatty
17:16:00 <TheRon> mr burns " i think i'll give some money to that orphanage, when pigs fly!"
17:16:00 <TheRon> smithers "will you be paying that money today?" mr burns "no, i'd still rather not!"
17:21:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock yet?
17:23:00 <queesy> TheRon whats for dinner son?
17:23:00 <TheRon> no idea
17:23:00 <TheRon> migth slaughter a horse
17:25:00 <queesy> Better than what dematerialised has
17:26:00 <morgoth> safety in numbers
17:28:00 <faux> prebuscent
17:28:00 <TheRon> word of the day toilet paper?
17:37:00 <TheRon> we don't look back in anger, i heard her say
17:39:00 <faux> and we'll never be royals
17:40:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:41:00 <dematerialised> faux i didnt even pay attention to my typo
17:41:00 <dematerialised> im sorry
17:41:00 <faux> you should be
17:45:00 <TheRon> migth go watch some lawn bowls tomorrow
17:46:00 <faux> why
17:47:00 <faux> migth
17:48:00 <doctor> he means drink and pass out on the lawn
17:50:00 <TheRon> well yeah
18:06:00 <doctor> son of a samoan prince
18:11:00 <TheRon> how good are bluetooth speakers
18:16:00 <zaim> very good.
18:17:00 <dematerialised> they make noise and they connect via bluetooth
18:17:00 <dematerialised> they're alright
18:20:00 <TheRon> $140 for mine
18:21:00 <oompaloompa> 40k here
18:21:00 <oompaloompa> 4000db
18:21:00 <dematerialised> i believe you might be compensating
18:22:00 <TheRon> we bbq a lot, need music going for cooking and eating
18:25:00 <queesy> peeps n freaks
18:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> creep
18:27:00 <TheRon> yep!
18:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> andpossibly a weirdo
18:29:00 <TheRon> i hear he wears woemen's undies
18:29:00 <TheRon> he's a lumberjack and he's ok
18:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and left
18:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> easy
18:31:00 <TheRon> anybody get the monty python's reference?
18:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
18:32:00 <TheRon> damn!
18:33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOMxz-O7Sc
18:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lumberjack Song Views: 874,835 Uploader: tobiasjag Uploaded: Nov 13, 2006 Duration: 3m7s Rating: 4.91
18:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know it
18:35:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
18:41:00 <TheRon> pop?
18:42:00 <morgoth> hey iggy
18:43:00 <morgoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrpS_H2FZC0
18:43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Iggy Pop - Beside You Views: 999,902 Uploader: Ewerton Alves Uploaded: Dec 2, 2007 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 4.94
18:43:00 <dematerialised> iggy r u fat
18:43:00 <TheRon> festively plump?
18:44:00 <dematerialised> carrying a little extra packaging?
18:44:00 <TheRon> roof over the tools?
18:46:00 <iggy> peeps n freaks
18:46:00 <TheRon> gold, always believe in your soul
18:50:00 <TheRon> it's a lonely ol' night
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d hope it was a lil extra in the pants
18:57:00 <TheRon> who are you, who who who who
19:20:00 <TheRon> she hides like a child but she's always a woman to me
19:39:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in allentown, and they're closing all the factories down
19:44:00 <TheRon> i'll meet you anytime you want in our italian restaurant
20:18:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!
20:46:00 <couleurs> Test, Am I Oneline?
20:47:00 <Lumeah> No
20:48:00 <couleurs> oic
20:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shhhh Lumeah you werent ment to answer him
20:48:00 <Lumeah> Lol 😁
20:49:00 <couleurs> Lol
20:49:00 <Lumeah> Sorry thought it was funny
20:50:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:12:00 <Picard> hi
21:12:00 <Moke> FHATS
21:12:00 <Moke> Slugz
21:20:00 <Moke> B00005Q42G
21:20:00 <Moke> Afl bunch of poofters in tight shorts
21:21:00 <Moke> Faggot sport
21:21:00 <Moke> nrl is a mans game
21:21:00 <Moke> Afl is a pansy game
21:21:00 <Moke> only faggots like afl
21:21:00 <doctor> sexy
21:21:00 <doctor> I wish they'd all get together for a good ol fashioned romp around
21:22:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
21:22:00 <doctor> but apparently it isn't appropriate
21:22:00 <Moke> Tristan Kennedy is a hot pornstar
21:22:00 <doctor> I'd like to romp around with couleurs
21:22:00 <doctor> OOPS!
21:22:00 <doctor> i let that one slip
21:23:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:24:00 <doctor> http://imgur.com/gallery/ncyMGOy
21:26:00 <faux> HI CCOLOUERS
21:26:00 <faux> DID U GET A GOAT FOR UR BDAY
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps n freaks
21:27:00 <faux> wasnt asking u m8
21:27:00 <faux> SMD
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> SMD
21:27:00 <faux> u!!!!!
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of dick, has anyone seen trevor’s dick yet?
21:27:00 <Clarkson> or a penis (being a red/white candy cane)
21:27:00 <faux> nope thankfuck
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:27:00 <faux> im imagining a chode
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> im watching top gun
21:28:00 <faux> why
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> gonna rub one out later
21:28:00 <faux> oh ok
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it’s on tv
21:29:00 <couleurs> Hi Yes Thank
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> tom cruise looks like 20
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> val looks like sex god
21:29:00 <couleurs> i pasted that 1 in another channel doctor... freaky sanic saturday
21:30:00 <doctor> sorcery!
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
21:37:00 <faux> im so happy about how cold it is
21:37:00 <faux> its incredible
21:38:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:44:00 <faux> and stay out
21:47:00 <couleurs> agread.
23:11:00 <couleurs> Madonna Sux!!!!!!!!!
23:20:00 <Qbert> duh
23:24:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
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