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00:00 <Skirmish> Xm: I work for the govt. They would care if it made it that far. A conversation with her though and they would probably just throw it all out and not worry. 
01:00 <dematerialised> i desperately require chocolate
01:00 <Serenity> wait until monday
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah
02:00 <dematerialised> i still also have to give my local churros a go
03:00 <Skirmish> I had to stop and think what Monday was there for a second. 
03:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <dematerialised> my brothers birthday is saturday
03:00 <Skirmish> K's got it all taken care of thankfully. 
03:00 <dematerialised> i call him dead jesus
04:00 <hotXbunFace> GooD oL K
04:00 <hotXbunFace> phew
05:00 <dematerialised> i'll phew you in a minute
06:00 <hotXbunFace> harsh
06:00 <dematerialised> sorry im just trying gain your attention slash woo you
07:00 <Serenity> i has a real life easter bunneh
09:00 <dematerialised> i have noticed people talking about your rabbit
09:00 <dematerialised> i thought they were just being lewd
13:00 <Skirmish> It is illegal in QLD to have a pet rabbit. 
13:00 <Serenity> `1``````````````
14:00 <Serenity> that was bunny
14:00 <Skirmish> Didn't know that until I read a story on a news website. 
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah i saw that recently too
14:00 <dematerialised> i assume they have a big rabbit problem
14:00 <Serenity> i dont think my living cottonball is any harm to anyone
15:00 <dematerialised> huge, nashing teeth!
15:00 <Serenity> his teef are only little
16:00 <dematerialised> there are some who call me..... tim?
16:00 <snowfreql> did you call him peter
16:00 <Serenity> i fucking didnt
16:00 <Clarkson> turn worlds upside down n then left wishing that it was enevr happeneing , -- but ay , im going by how she treats me now - isure as fuck didnt deseve the shit she pulledo n me but i know im worth fuckloads better than that , the factor of care is quite low , easy for me to walk past n find mah next
16:00 <snowfreql> FUCK YOU ARE USELESS
16:00 <dematerialised> :O
16:00 <snowfreql> USELESS!!!!
16:00 <Serenity> you are a cunt settle down before i kick your head off your neck
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> killer bunny
17:00 <dematerialised> thankyou TheRiddler
17:00 <Serenity> faux is cybering Doodle again
17:00 <TheRiddler> that rabbit is adorbs
17:00 <faux> shh
17:00 <Serenity> hes getting so big now
17:00 <Doodle> who me or the rabbit
18:00 <TheRiddler> it's not the only flooding she's doing
18:00 <faux> he so is ;)
18:00 <faux> oh i thought u meant doodle
18:00 <Doodle> hehee
18:00 <Doodle> me2
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <faux> lmaoo
18:00 <Serenity> lawdy
18:00 <Serenity> LAWDY
18:00 <Serenity> hes cleaning his ears
18:00 <Doodle> rooster let me put saline on his paw
18:00 <Serenity> its the cutest fucking thing in the world
18:00 <Clarkson> i dont support war fuck em
18:00 <Doodle> just sat there
18:00 <Doodle> and watched me
18:00 <TheRiddler> vid
18:00 <amsy> aw
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> was that rooster in the videos Doodle?
19:00 <TheRiddler> why haven't you flooded the chan in pics of him yet
19:00 <British^Meat> cum
19:00 <Clarkson> get this bitch
19:00 <Doodle> what videos
19:00 <TheRiddler> also vids
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> dont play coy with me
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im subscribed
19:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:00 <Doodle> yes
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he's a handsome cat
19:00 <TheRiddler> are you a silver or gold member
20:00 <Doodle> he got a massive needle in the neck at the vet, just stood there like 'is that all u got bitch?'
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
20:00 <TheRiddler> crepe n cigar
20:00 <snowfreql> AHAAHAHAHHA
20:00 <snowfreql> fat wombat
20:00 <TheRiddler> cigerrette n pancake
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i knew you'd like it amelia
20:00 <snowfreql> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:00 <snowfreql> why did i jus see dis now
21:00 <Doodle> k bedtime ninis o..
21:00 <snowfreql> i luff it
21:00 <Doodle> o//
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nini doodel
21:00 <snowfreql> c u DiMPLeDoRK
21:00 <TheRiddler> night
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh shit riddler what have you done
22:00 <DrEggman> Robotnik was better
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i made a robotnik in minecraft
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it was my greatest life achievment
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> +e
24:00 <amsy> i had this thing around my wrist that reminded me of robotnik
24:00 <amsy> let me find pic
25:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/dTt5eKC.jpg
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha, i looked at it and i wsa like, where's the robotnik
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> then i saw it
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's cool
26:00 <couleurs> sanic's enemy..........
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sanic hit hard times after SEGA didn't renew his contract
27:00 <amsy> i know i felt like a traitor
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://imgur.com/lt8auso
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> wb sxc
30:00 <amsy> lmao
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and in the latest gripping news headlines, bindi irwin confirms she has passed her driving test
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> meanwhile, middle-aged overweight men continue watching re-runs of steve irwin
36:00 <couleurs> bloodey dingus ate my babby
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> in all my travels i have never seen a dingo
38:00 <couleurs> ernie dingo!!!!!!
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> is he still alive?
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> google says he is, that makes me happy
39:00 <Skirmish> He is an Abodiginy. 
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the best
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and he's from wa too
40:00 <Skirmish> I am suss about this WA cop trying to add me on Linkedin. 
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> whats his name, i'll suss him out
41:00 <Skirmish> One sec. 
41:00 <xm> Skirmish: is it Constable Care? he's a known troll in WA that tells kids, "just cross the road. who gives a fuck" and "be a man, pick up a needle"
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> man when they changed his face
42:00 <DrEggman> lol
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i was upset
42:00 <Skirmish> John Robertson. 
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i miss the macho moustached man
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> wow tlak about a generic name
42:00 <Skirmish> Forensic Division WA. 
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sure you aren't being trolled?
42:00 <Skirmish> Looks legit. Lists his work and everything. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Have 2 links in common. 
43:00 <DrEggman> he looked like a cop from the village ppl
43:00 <xm> LinkedIn has gotten silly, i got rid of mine a while ago
44:00 <Skirmish> A few people are having shots at those that use it like facebook. 
44:00 <xm> it can be seen in a good way
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i thought that was the whole point
45:00 <xm> to easil;y figure out if you dont want them
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> social networking for professionals
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ive been in my career 12 years and i refuse to use linkedin
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its just for scammers and recruitement agencies to harvest your  details
45:00 <xm> for me i just saw it as social proofing
45:00 <xm> that some guy isnt a random, but has all that cred
46:00 <xm> through relevant connections and so on. but if everyone adds everyone the connections mean much less
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah but its still all bullshit, i tracked down a stalker that listed himself as "CEO" and "CTO" of some bullshit web design company
46:00 <xm> but it is easy to tell they are bs artists tho
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its a high tech version of lying about your experience on a resume haha
46:00 <xm> it might full ordinary people but people who are hiring will know
46:00 <Skirmish> My profile is restricted so I am not sure what info he can see or it's just a blind add because we share links with people. *shrugs* will look into it over the weekend. 
46:00 <xm> fool*
47:00 <xm> it just reduces the work required to check
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah i suppose
49:00 <xm> like if i see that Lumeah is gardner at Austnet i would know bs after a quick google, since IRC does not have a garden
49:00 <xm> gardener*
49:00 <xm> no shit SherLock
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i reckon lumeah is a peaceful person offline
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> all gardeners are
50:00 <xm> prolly
50:00 <xm> it would be heaps fun to be a groundsman at school tho and throw everything into the incinernator
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the kind of girl you can head over and have a beer with and talk shit till the moon comes out
51:00 <amsy> i would rather shred paper
51:00 <xm> nah you get bored of that
51:00 <xm> i dunno if i showed you the pic
51:00 <xm> but i had a few massive bags of shredded paper
51:00 <xm> and they get quite hot quick and have to shutdown, such a shame
51:00 <xm> maybe it was a cheap model
52:00 <amsy> lol
52:00 <amsy> need industrial shredder
52:00 <xm> it could crunch CDs too which was heaps fun
05:00 <TheRiddler> still no pics of bunny
05:00 <TheRiddler> :(
06:00 <Serenity> who
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://www.btchflcks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/62.jpg
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> there you go
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bunny
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> coffee!
21:00 <Romeo> yess
21:00 <Romeo> coffee pods
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://i.imgur.com/zQYbPsp.jpg nsfw
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> interesting hm
48:00 <xm> ey beeehhh
48:00 <xm> any news?
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hi jubai
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> mark on top
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im heading for out of this hell
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPnK39ax_AM
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lifehouse - Hanging By A Moment Views: 3,415,792 Uploader: LifehouseVEVO Uploaded: Sep 5, 2012 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.91
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> xm when will you sponsor me there
57:00 <xm> i only sponsor cute, little and young black kids. you're only black now. how else am i going to score points with women when i boast about sponsoring a third world child?
57:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the fuck you on about mate, i dont know any kids
57:00 <Clarkson> i aint going into details but i think that you have a better pussy than i do.
57:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> lol
58:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> kids are annoying and trouble they shud stay with mums
59:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> or in a daycare centre like elderhomes housing
59:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ...lets party bra
00:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you treated that yeast problem Clarkson
00:00 <Clarkson> u dont even know their mobile number u sad cunt
00:00 <xm> bra's b4 panty-ho'z
00:00 <TheRiddler> *if
00:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i forgot my own mobile number ok
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://imgur.com/a/Txhvo
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> still got that bag thou
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/julianna.yates.1?fref=jewel
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> bought from rebel sport cunt
01:00 <Clarkson> nobody wants u cunts around or to talk to u
01:00 <TheRiddler> new friend request
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> gloves expired at borneo riding with aliens
01:00 <TheRiddler> hook in British^Meat
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> no craft faster than my legs
02:00 <xm> everyone has a price. for me, it's just a cup of coffee. you can afford a cup of coffee right??
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://76.my/Malaysia/mountain-bike-raleigh-nemesis-pro-sale-manutd92-1209-25-manutd92@1.jpg
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i know how to find them foodvans i used run a mack at melbourne
04:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> was it difference
04:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> btw perth n vic
05:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013929/rs_560x415-131029082458-560-xman-2-101913.jpg
09:00 <Trevor> r u cunts gay or wot
09:00 <Clarkson> youre a smart cookie arent you retard
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
10:00 <Clarkson> i got a maaaaaaaaaaaaassssive cock
10:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> were you on a gay chat too?
10:00 <Clarkson> i wank daily
10:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> on ice?
11:00 <Trevor> this is a gay chat
11:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> weeds beter than tobacco
11:00 <Trevor> ffs ur not clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> that show is staged as fuck
11:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i cant seem to find a way back when only i lost track
12:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> somepeople are insane in this planet
13:00 <Trevor> vote4trump
13:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://chaturbate.com/boyking19/
13:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> vote for me
13:00 <British^Meat> hah, dude...
14:00 <British^Meat> she created that account less than an hour ago
14:00 <British^Meat> and is already adding u
14:00 <British^Meat> are alarm bells not ringing?
14:00 <Trevor> nah she wants my d, legit
14:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> very tight?
15:00 <Trevor> brb sucking on a faggot in the carpark
15:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> fuck i go bed
15:00 <Clarkson> [08:19:30] rolls eyes my ass
15:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> lucky you have open space there
15:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my whole town is a prison
22:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8flUkymrM
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hilltop Hoods - 1955 feat. Montaigne & Tom Thum Views: 1,337,994 Uploader: Hilltop Hoods Uploaded: Feb 12, 2016 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.90
29:00 <TheRiddler> eww 33% on rotten tomatoes for dawn of justice
43:00 <Trevor> http://www.smh.com.au/business/workplace-relations/gender-pay-gap-20160322-gnp0vy.html?&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=social&eid=socialn%3Afac-14omn0012-optim-nnn%3Apaid-25062014-social_traffic-all-postprom-nnn-smh-o&campaign_code=nocode&promote_channel=social_facebook
43:00 <Trevor> idiets
43:00 <Trevor> so, ceos should be saving their corporations millions of dollars... by hiring women?
43:00 <Trevor> why isn't this happening, if the gender pay gap is real?
44:00 <Skirmish> Is that a recent article? 
44:00 <Trevor> March 24, 2016 - 8:09AM
44:00 <Skirmish> Woman writer? 
44:00 <Trevor> Nassim Khadem
44:00 <Skirmish> The whole wage gap myth has been debunked so many times yet it keeps getting rolled out all the damn time. 
45:00 <Trevor> my employer pays women the same
46:00 <Trevor> EVERY EMPLOYER IVE HAD pays women the same
46:00 <Trevor> and yet, women only do half the fucking work, because they're women, and that isn't sexist
46:00 <Trevor> there should be a gender pay gap
47:00 <Trevor> oh wait, paying people based on their performance (ultimately gender) is sexist
47:00 <Trevor> what an arrogant asshole i am
09:00 <xm> men have more dangerous jobs, pursue more lucrative careers, work more hours. old news
09:00 <xm> i dont know why people still think all that stuff is true about gender pay gap
10:00 <Skirmish> Because it fits the feminist narrative that all women in western society have it rough. 
10:00 <xm> of course, but hatred of the patriacht is really a proxy hatred for God
10:00 <xm> something that the feminist ultimate hate, as it's the supreme authority figure
11:00 <xm> ultimately*
11:00 <xm> scuse me typing, on ang angle coz of music keyb
11:00 <xm> but considering most dont believe in God they have no choice but to target the PatriArchy
11:00 <xm> no one takes it seriously anyway, not this wave at least
12:00 <xm> and if you ever come across their rants whether it's YT or a blog it's always some some sort of hysterical piece. pretty much sums it nicely
12:00 <Skirmish> If you take a look at youtube there are countless videos by women all saying that they just want equality and they don't hate men. Put them to the test though and they have no evidence to suggest that they do not currently have equality. 
12:00 <Trevor> women use their vaginas to ultimately get everything they want through manipulation, while feminists distort the facts to further lobby support for their improved lifestylies 
13:00 <Trevor> being a woman wouldn't be that hard. Don't be fat, do your hair, wear nice dresses = MONEY WITHOUT WORK
13:00 <xm> they still dont understand what equality means though, they think everything is a zero sum game
14:00 <xm> that since men have 'privilege' it means women are therefore missing out on something
14:00 <Trevor> Women: equality means im better than u
15:00 <Milton> I don't think Trevor is good for you, Carol
15:00 <Skirmish> Lauren Southern is a hot as fuck canadian chick that works for Rebel Media that is actively anti feminist. 
15:00 <Clarkson> i'd feel like a pervert going out with anyone under 30 and it would just make the female look like a slut
15:00 <xm> yeah she got urinated on
15:00 <xm> i referred tothat earlier
16:00 <Skirmish> Christine Hoff Sommers is also hot as fuck for an older girl. 
16:00 <xm> all she said was that there are onyl two genders, so some SJW urinated on her
16:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she did at a gender rally. She told the other-kins that there were only two genders and they got upset. 
16:00 <xm> SJW people are quite nasty. they are their own worst enemy
16:00 <xm> they dox each too regularly too
16:00 <xm> each other*
16:00 <xm> even the SJWs in Perth are doing that, it's nuts
17:00 <Skirmish> They are very militant about their narrative. 
18:00 <Skirmish> I am surprised they have time to do anything outside of creating this seemingly endless list of gender pronouns. 
18:00 <xm> that's because they believe they can change the world with words
19:00 <xm> whether it censor people with political correctness by taking words away, or creating neologisms to alienate people
19:00 <xm> -it/to
19:00 <xm> it's pretty entertaining anyway, i dont really take it seriously because it is self-destructive
20:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, hot anti-femanist females = sluts
20:00 <Trevor> but this is why sluts are actually quite kool
20:00 <Trevor> i like sluts
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't agree with that. 
20:00 <xm> anotehr thing is that there have been a lot of college rape myth stories that have been debunked but people still believe in them
20:00 <Skirmish> Although, a large proportion of the anti fems I have come across are fucking gorgeous. 
20:00 <Clarkson> you did fuck what's her name
20:00 <xm> mattress girl for instance turned out to be a fraud and even released rape porn or whatever it was
20:00 <Clarkson> UrbanSkier: , daisy died last year, hence there is nothing to talk about, your SO fkn behind the times, now stop your nasty gutter mouth degrading shit n be civil  n act like a grown up????..ERRRRR WELL KIDS CAN TRY I SPOSE...
20:00 <Skirmish> I did Clarkson 
20:00 <Clarkson> OMG please ban this cunt
21:00 <xm> an anti-fem woudl embrace their feminity not go against nature
21:00 <Skirmish> Mattress girl? Never heard of her. 
21:00 <xm> plus they have no need for feminism considering they are getting what they want
22:00 <Trevor> I love that masculism is generally viewed by all women as mysogony
22:00 <xm> she's that girl that accused a guy of raping her and so started going aroudn campus carrying a mattress
22:00 <Trevor> But feminism is more socially acceptable
22:00 <Trevor> Masculism is only acceptable among other men
22:00 <xm> and all tehse females were high fiving her in solidarity
23:00 <xm> even though ti was later revealed she was a crazy obsessed with that guy who rejected her advances
23:00 <xm> anyway, fake rape normalises actual rape
23:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck was the mattress meant to signify? She was ready to go for round two anytime anywhere? 
23:00 <xm> the uni didnt respond to her requests to do something about it
23:00 <Trevor> fake rape is bs
23:00 <xm> so feminism is its own worst enemy
23:00 <Trevor> im a fake rape victim
24:00 <Trevor> fucking pisses me off how the notion of rape incites violence in many despite great evidence to the contrary
24:00 <xm> so feminists will have no problem not verifying sensationalised rape stories and are willing to turn a blind eye to gang rapists from imported cultures
25:00 <xm> there is a funny video about SJWs, ill find it
26:00 <Trevor> carrying around a mattress to signify anything, is also a bs notion
26:00 <Trevor> the best method of communication is still through words
28:00 <Trevor> also our nanny state is fucking bullshit
28:00 <Clarkson> ppl would mosh like all fuck
28:00 <Trevor> https://www.liquorandgaming.justice.nsw.gov.au/Pages/about-us/news-and-media/recent-news/serious-penalties-apply-for-illegal-sale-or-possession-of-gaming-machines.aspx?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=olgr_man_cave_ad&utm_term=nsw-m-25-55&utm_content=olgr-gaming-machine-crackdown
29:00 <xm> https://www.facebook.com/socialjusticewarriors/videos/1076722379061267/?fallback=1
31:00 <Trevor> lol xm thats pretty kool
32:00 <xm> pretty much summarises all those people on Facebook/twitter that want to score points
32:00 <xm> being both Muslim + refugees makes them are very sought after trophy
32:00 <xm> -are/a
33:00 <xm> Like to show people you care about moral fashion
34:00 <Trevor> yes, some find it great to win the moral popularity contest - even though they're centrelink fuckwits with drug addictions
34:00 <Trevor> thats probably 60% of the posts I see on facebook
34:00 <xm> men have their muscles, cars, sports or whatever. females SJWs prefer to boast about their morals
35:00 <xm> female*
35:00 <Trevor> you know the whole muslim/terrorist shit
35:00 <Trevor> you know its just the same old shit as the vietnam war
35:00 <Maurice> Whats SJW
36:00 <Trevor> replace communist with terrorist
36:00 <Trevor> same speech
36:00 <xm> Putin vs Germany's Merkel
36:00 <xm> Social Justice Warrior
36:00 <Maurice> Wtf is that meant to be
36:00 <Trevor> Maurice, watch xm's link
36:00 <Maurice> No
37:00 <Maurice> Stop bullying me
37:00 <Trevor> then quit ur bitching & questioning
37:00 <Maurice> Get out before I make you get out
37:00 <Trevor> I'd tell you to eat a dick, but its easter friday and catholic morons shouldn't eat meat
37:00 <xm> SJWs are just the people coming up with all sorts of problems for the world, like making it seem transphobia kills more people than cancer
37:00 <xm> those sort of people
37:00 <xm> seem like*
38:00 <xm> they are the ones that constantly monitor people for even the words they use
38:00 <Trevor> Tony Abbott was a SJW victim
38:00 <Trevor> Sure, he said plenty of dumb shit, and had plenty of dumb ideas
38:00 <Trevor> EXCEPT THE SENATE KEPT BLOCKING THEM
38:00 <Maurice> Am I a catholic mormon?
38:00 <xm> they are now trying to invade even software projects with their "code of conduct". if you say anything politcally incorrect in social media, even if it's nto related to the software project, you get kicked oiut
38:00 <Maurice> I'd eat dick but it's a 2 hour flight away
39:00 <Trevor> Maurice, is that for the balls or the tip? Thats one big dick you married.
39:00 <Maurice> Well he's a knob, what else can I say? I love him
42:00 <Trevor> Maurice, we all knew you love the dick
42:00 <Maurice> Er, that wasnt a secret
47:00 <Trevor> anyway fuck you niggers im going to enjoy the married life in bed
47:00 <Clarkson> the beast being Hossgat's cock
47:00 <Trevor> by bed i mean alone on the couch
48:00 <Trevor> you might ask, what did I do? The answer is: everything
48:00 <Maurice> Wait, what
48:00 <Maurice> Married life doesn't happen in bed
49:00 <Maurice> I know this due to being married approx 10 yrs longer than you
04:00 <Skirmish> How is the ash tray situation Maurice ? Still getting stolen? Did you find out who was doing that? 
10:00 <Maurice> No, 13 gone
11:00 <Skirmish> lol holy crap that's a lot. 
11:00 <Maurice> I know
12:00 <Maurice> And its even funnier that it was a coke bottle and the tobacco was so smooshed up
12:00 <Maurice> Good luck drying that out
12:00 <Skirmish> I was going to say you should get a bottle and put water in it so the butts are soaked. 
12:00 <Maurice> Thats what I have done from around number 4 onwards
12:00 <Skirmish> Are you still moving or did the boat put a stop to that? 
13:00 <Maurice> Still moving and also have an offer on a boat
14:00 <Maurice> I hate boats
15:00 <Skirmish> Speed boat or more of a cruiser type boat? 
15:00 <Maurice> Cruiser plus deep sea
16:00 <Skirmish> NIce. Speed boats get old fast in my experience. 
16:00 <Maurice> All boats suck
17:00 <Skirmish> Fucking people up whilst dragging them behind the boat in a tyre tube is only fun until they stop getting in it because they know you're going to fuck them up. 
12:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
01:00 <MrMark> oh god no its me again!!!
01:00 <MrMark> oh god no its me again!!!
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMrrPOPe6Z8
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Darren Hayes God Walking Into The Room Views: 39,090 Uploader: Petra Roberta RetinÃ² Uploaded: Oct 22, 2012 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.97
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMrrPOPe6Z8
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Darren Hayes God Walking Into The Room Views: 39,090 Uploader: Petra Roberta RetinÃ² Uploaded: Oct 22, 2012 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.97
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://youtu.be/JP-cRqCQRc8
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Melt, Sea Level Rise and Superstorms Video Abstract Views: 35,609 Uploader: Climate Science, Awareness and Solutions Uploaded: Mar 22, 2016 Duration: 15m0s Rating: 4.90
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://youtu.be/JP-cRqCQRc8
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Melt, Sea Level Rise and Superstorms Video Abstract Views: 35,609 Uploader: Climate Science, Awareness and Solutions Uploaded: Mar 22, 2016 Duration: 15m0s Rating: 4.90
36:00 <TheRiddler> hullo
36:00 <TheRiddler> hullo
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://distractify.com/geek/2016/03/24/racist-twitter-ai-robot?utm_content=inf_11_53_2&tse_id=INF_c9e05f1970de400c89effec1f3de2f6f
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://distractify.com/geek/2016/03/24/racist-twitter-ai-robot?utm_content=inf_11_53_2&tse_id=INF_c9e05f1970de400c89effec1f3de2f6f
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <MrMark> yawn
41:00 <MrMark> yawn
42:00 <robot> rofl
42:00 <robot> rofl
43:00 <robot> She seems to have a real obsession with Hitler, and was turned into a despicable racist. 
43:00 <robot> She seems to have a real obsession with Hitler, and was turned into a despicable racist. 
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the  fuck didnt matter to any fucks
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the  fuck didnt matter to any fucks
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> if you have a small heart you will care less for others 
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aA1XZbo_700b.jpg
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> if you have a small heart you will care less for others 
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aA1XZbo_700b.jpg
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZYxZW-3dos
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bhutan 2014 - the last paradise | Canon EOS 70D Views: 104,646 Uploader: Travfi Films Uploaded: Nov 3, 2014 Duration: 6m11s Rating: 4.93
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZYxZW-3dos
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bhutan 2014 - the last paradise | Canon EOS 70D Views: 104,646 Uploader: Travfi Films Uploaded: Nov 3, 2014 Duration: 6m11s Rating: 4.93
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and that was the second time i got crabs
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and that was the second time i got crabs
06:00 <thestig> nice
06:00 <thestig> nice
14:00 <British^Meat> in the tip thing, is there any way that u can set it up so it doesnt show u the percentage of what other ppl picked?
14:00 <British^Meat> in the tip thing, is there any way that u can set it up so it doesnt show u the percentage of what other ppl picked?
16:00 <British^Meat> lol wrong room
16:00 <British^Meat> lol wrong room
18:00 <zaim> you're right fuck
18:00 <zaim> you're right fuck
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> it doesnt matter whether you make it or alive
19:00 <British^Meat> ok
19:00 <British^Meat> ok
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
23:00 <abortion> lol does this mean you have no more respect for anyone here now that no one is a peep anymore?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol nice observation! Not applicable to you abortion
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but generally speaking, yep!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> (minus a small handful of peeps)
24:00 <abortion> goodness gracious
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D It’s irc you know how it is....
24:00 <abortion> yeah I do
24:00 <abortion> I'm being, what the word
24:00 <abortion> damn I forget
24:00 <abortion> facetious I think
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> if some cunt isn’t trolling you via pm… it’s some cunt is being.. well a cunt to you in the main
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh :P
25:00 <abortion> no thats NOT the word
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you sir can join the cunty crew :P
25:00 <abortion> Do I get a hat?
25:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> The country will become like a desert conquered by the marching armies
25:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> The country will become like a desert conquered by the marching armies
26:00 <abortion> I don't words good unfortunately
26:00 <abortion> also apparently I never understood what facetious meant
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol no, you probably got the definition of facetious hanging out ere'
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> correct from**
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i no good with tha’ english 
32:00 <abortion> hehe, rapport from shared incomeptence
33:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> drug is the only way to erase the past
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6fOZNDu1I
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The LEGO Batman Movie - First Official Trailer Views: 25,901 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Mar 24, 2016 Duration: 1m59s Rating: 4.90
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6fOZNDu1I
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The LEGO Batman Movie - First Official Trailer Views: 25,901 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Mar 24, 2016 Duration: 1m59s Rating: 4.90
34:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> more you remember more will it hurt
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> good take so many drugs you forget about austnet
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hopefully you’ll never come back
40:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> are you rosie batty
41:00 <MrMark> boo
41:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im chatting with some hot ladyboys on chaturbate
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
41:00 <MrMark> trannies
41:00 <zaim> rofl that microwave scene
41:00 <zaim> rofl that microwave scene
42:00 <Trevor> fuckin magnets how do they work
42:00 <Trevor> fuckin magnets how do they work
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys are much better than women
45:00 <MrMark> yep
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> it dont make me a gay
45:00 <TheRon> trevor marmalade is a funny bloke, i miss him on the footy show
45:00 <TheRon> trevor marmalade is a funny bloke, i miss him on the footy show
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> cause they claim to be a woman
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> cock penis just part of natural selection
47:00 <MrMark> yawn
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, they work by taking pic of your dick and sending them to me :P
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, they work by taking pic of your dick and sending them to me :P
51:00 <zaim> Magnets work because of an invisible force. It is called magnetism, or the magnetic force. The magnetic force surrounds a magnet. The magnetic force is created by the movement of electric charges.
51:00 <TheRon> apparently any cock will do
51:00 <zaim> Magnets work because of an invisible force. It is called magnetism, or the magnetic force. The magnetic force surrounds a magnet. The magnetic force is created by the movement of electric charges.
51:00 <TheRon> apparently any cock will do
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
12:00 <zaim> Hi, Hanks.
22:00 <TheRon> Hi
22:00 <TheRon> 420
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is 420
23:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hi & bi
23:00 <TheRon> You are
24:00 <TheRon> When the river runs dry, you will return to the scene of the crime
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
26:00 <TheRon> AHappy Easter
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> not easter yet
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but gis all your eggs
27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> last i had an easter egg nine years ago
27:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://imgur.com/a/Bi0Y2
27:00 <TheRon> Bugged the eggs I'd rather have a beer
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> bright lights, feel alright i’m gonna see her again tonight
28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> in miri beers are 3 for 12rm = 4aud
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and now youve got me started im gonna shake it right tonight
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ………. baby, is this how you feel…..
29:00 <TheRon> Jesus
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> preatures - is this how you feel
29:00 <TheRon> No clue
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> three times the size of my capital town with 400,000 people, here its 34million
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one cares dude
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> take yo dick else where
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
30:00 <TheRon> Custard - apartment
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ya shud wore a condom
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so should have ya mum
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she didn’t and we all suffere the consequences of you dribbling shit
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> good
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> sif
31:00 <Hanks> Keyboard warrior
32:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> the last hope is ask if your ok that all it matters
32:00 <TheRon> Chocolate starfish - mountain
32:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> doesnt matter to where whom and how
33:00 <TheRon> You know it makes sense
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> RIP Gary Shandling
33:00 <TheRon> yes!
33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> RIP Gary Shandling
33:00 <TheRon> yes!
34:00 <TheRon> Right on!
35:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> thought i got married late at 23 this month i will be 40
35:00 <TheRon> I don't get it
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off 
36:00 <TheRon> Oh, alright
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> not you ron
37:00 <MrMark> i dont want a lover i just need TheRon
37:00 <TheRon> So used to women telling me to fuck off
37:00 <Hanks> They throw fruit at me
37:00 <TheRon> Grinspoon - hard act to follow
38:00 <Hanks> Rotting fruit
38:00 <TheRon> I spend hours standing and staring through the windows of bras n things
39:00 <Hanks> I just wait for the sales
39:00 <Hanks> Free porn mags
40:00 <TheRon> MrMark forever now
40:00 <TheRon> Chisel
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
42:00 <TheRon> .
42:00 <TheRon> ?
45:00 <TheRon> Happy birthday Helen
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> who sings dat
48:00 <TheRon> Things of stone and wood
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah!
50:00 <TheRon> Boom crash opera - the best thing
50:00 <Hanks> Wood
50:00 <amsy> TheRon, do you not get sick of your playlist?
51:00 <Hanks> Stiff plank
55:00 <TheRon> I have never planked
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you should
01:00 <TheRon> Really?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you haven’t loved until you’ve planked
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Gram-Planking.jpg
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIVED
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
06:00 <TheRon> Language,geez
07:00 <TheRon> I was only 19
11:00 <MrMark> flame trees
18:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8lKVcyTiLg
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Martin Roth - Have You Ever - Anjunadeep 07 Preview Views: 6,246 Uploader: Anjunadeep Uploaded: Sep 10, 2015 Duration: 1m31s Rating: 4.93
19:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Have you ever had a dream like this? Views: 16,915,951 Uploader: mrblueangeldood Uploaded: Jun 2, 2011 Duration: 0m22s Rating: 4.91
11:00 <amsy> can u
11:00 <amsy> not.
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lame ass trolls
11:00 <Clarkson> remote detonator bitch
20:00 <zaim> thats a lot of minutes
31:00 <robot> hey partay
37:00 <robot> shhhhhhhhhhh
37:00 <robot> no talking.
37:00 <zaim> soz
40:00 <robot> damnit zaim
40:00 <zaim> slipped
43:00 <partay> the robotage
43:00 <partay> how goes young man?
44:00 <partay> everyone bow down to the robot 
44:00 <partay> he wins
44:00 <robot> lol
44:00 <robot> goes alrightr
44:00 <robot> trying to work up the energy to get dinner
44:00 <partay> im having a liquid dinner
44:00 <Hanks> Back
44:00 <partay> *sip*
45:00 <Hanks> Cupa tea and a billy any1
45:00 <partay> ive hung up my bong 
45:00 <Hanks> Why
46:00 <partay> good question
46:00 <partay> should i pull it down ?
46:00 <Hanks> Yes
46:00 <Hanks> Got any heads
47:00 <partay> just a bit of bush
47:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
47:00 <partay> if its still in the shed
47:00 <partay> TheRiddler boob quick go 
47:00 <Hanks> I have a nug of hydge
47:00 <Hanks> Filthy red hairs
48:00 <partay> ahh hydge my old friend.. its been a while 
49:00 <Hanks> I have a quart and going to spin with 5 smokes
49:00 <partay> sacralidge
49:00 <partay> dont spin
49:00 <partay> wtf?
49:00 <partay> thats  a sin
49:00 <Hanks> Should get ripped
49:00 <Hanks> Lol
49:00 <Lumeah> partay: cock or gtfo! 
49:00 <Clarkson> and they've all said the same shit Dr Skirmish
49:00 <Hanks> I cant smoke it straight
50:00 <robot> weed makes me sick
50:00 <partay> Lumeah get those puppies out 
50:00 <robot> i mean literally, it makes me feel really off
50:00 <partay> that why robot smokes quality pussy instead
50:00 <robot> lol
50:00 <Lumeah> So u don't smoke? 
50:00 <Skirmish> Party: If she gets her tits out you are going to find it difficult to get your dick out in return. 
50:00 <Clarkson> i was thinkin about buying a my14 cruze, that shit is rad
50:00 <robot> savage, Skirmish
51:00 <partay> Skirmish i know... i dont want it to shrivel anymore 
51:00 <Hanks> As a rule i generaly put one cig for each gram of weed
51:00 <Lumeah> Omg.. 
51:00 <robot> i like to put one crack rock for every gram of meth
51:00 <Lumeah> You gutless wonder 
51:00 <Hanks> Meth keeps me awake
51:00 <robot> tsk tsk, what a meth.
51:00 <Lumeah> If skirmish wasn't here u wouldn't have said that 
51:00 <Hanks> And i must smoke in a bong with water
52:00 <Skirmish> I bring out the honesty in people. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Honestly, you're a horror. 
52:00 <robot> jesus christ Skirmish lol
53:00 <Skirmish> There is a good reason why she is single and skulking around on irc. 
53:00 <Hanks> I heard melbourne people put two cigs in a tenner
53:00 <partay> Lumeah bring me back to the fold... 
53:00 <Lumeah> Yeah?  I your a skirmish suck
54:00 <Lumeah> I don't think do
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that all made perfect sense. 
54:00 <partay> again in English
54:00 <faux> I your a skirmish suck
54:00 <partay> not gobbledegook
54:00 <Skirmish> GOOK! 
54:00 <Lumeah> One of skirmish's followers 
54:00 <Hanks> Who feels like edging with me
54:00 <Skirmish> I have followers lol
55:00 <faux> I don't think do
55:00 <robot> don't think do
55:00 <robot> oh
55:00 <Skirmish> Wait a second ... Lumeah is yoda? 
55:00 <robot> you were.. nvm,
55:00 <faux> .
56:00 <faux> ffs robot
56:00 <faux> GET IT TOGETHER
56:00 <robot> NO U
56:00 <robot> I WAS READING
56:00 <faux> U
56:00 <robot> AND
56:00 <robot> SHUT UP
56:00 <faux> READ FASTER
56:00 <faux> youre a robot!
56:00 <Hanks> Faster
56:00 <robot> yeah but i'm a slow robot
56:00 <partay> faux bow before robot
56:00 <faux> slowbot
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <faux> boom
56:00 <partay> snap
56:00 <faux> partay smd
56:00 <partay> faux get it out 
57:00 <slowbot> partay in other news, faux has a dick
57:00 <Clarkson> loof you're one to talk you psycho little shit
57:00 <TheRiddler> rub my feet faux pls
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <TheRiddler> kthnx
57:00 <faux> uh
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> LOL now she is responding in a completely different channel. 
57:00 <Skirmish> So much dumb! 
57:00 <faux> id rather stick hot needles in my eyes
57:00 <TheRiddler> aww
57:00 <TheRiddler> why?
57:00 <Hanks> Feet can smell like penis
58:00 <Skirmish> Only if you rub them on penis. 
58:00 <slowbot> lol, i'm just imagining jim carey sprawled out on a bed in his green riddler leotard waiting for a foot rub
58:00 <Skirmish> That is a pretty vivid imagination. 
58:00 <Hanks> Jim Carey has a nice bum
59:00 <slowbot> Skirmish:  you have no idea.
59:00 <slowbot> his face got all wrinkley
59:00 <slowbot> probably because he makes faces all the time
00:00 <slowbot> http://i.imgur.com/0delDxh.jpg
03:00 <Hanks> Smiled at this chick today and she glares at me and says stare off
03:00 <Hanks> Rude
03:00 <Skirmish> Feminist. 
03:00 <Skirmish> You were raping her. 
03:00 <Hanks> Man haters
05:00 <Skirmish> Like the chick that walked around dressed like a hooker and videoed the reaction from men. She then said that them looking at her and calling her beautiful was a form of sexual harrassment. 
05:00 <partay> hanks did you approach
05:00 <Hanks> I saw that trollop
06:00 <Hanks> Well i sat down next to this chick yesterday and she gave me the evil eye and got up and walked away
07:00 <Hanks> On the bench seat at westfields
07:00 <partay> hanks did you have your penis out ?
07:00 <Skirmish> Be careful rooting random chicks these days. Women at a Slut walk in Canada were approached and stated that withdrawing consent even though it was given to begin with before the act is ok and that if the consent is later withdrawn then it still constitutes rape. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Probably wouldn't go anywhere legally but the accusation would be enough to destroy someones reputation. 
08:00 <Hanks> They peg rotting tomatoes at me
09:00 <Hanks> Random chicks are nasty
12:00 <Hanks> So what if i have no shirt on and my back is hairy
13:00 <Hanks> Should still be able to sit down next to a chick and not get glared at
14:00 <TheRiddler> there's a font called hobo std
14:00 <Hanks> I bet Faux would sit next to me and not glare or walk off
19:00 <Serenity> of course it would go somewhere legally. if half way through sex i decide i dont want it anymore and you dont stop
19:00 <Serenity> thats rape
21:00 <Hanks> Half way through sex..........i wish
22:00 <TheRiddler> sezz pls give me the key for the chan again
23:00 <Serenity> i legit had to check it lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
36:00 <TheRiddler> hai Sunbeam
36:00 <TheRiddler> faux you're so violent
36:00 <TheRiddler> :p
36:00 <Lumeah> Hi sunny 
36:00 <Sunbeam> hi there TheRiddler how yer doin?
36:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Lumeah :) how's you?
37:00 <TheRiddler> sore
37:00 <TheRiddler> you?
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <faux> why am i violent 
37:00 <TheRiddler> my feet hurt
37:00 <TheRiddler> punch a bunny
37:00 <Sunbeam> i'm not too shabby thanks
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi faux
37:00 <faux> hi
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'm talking fb
38:00 <Lumeah> Cuz your passive aggressive 
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
42:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching luke warm 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> on abc - bout sex
43:00 <Clarkson> Man you're a fucking loser Picard
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky i <3 you
44:00 <Clarkson> and where its hosted n shit
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> what is it about?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex 
45:00 <TheRiddler> is that all
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> awkward comedian exploring his sexuality
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sex
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 dudes rubbing their inner thighs to release sexual tension LOL
47:00 <slowbot> who
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> now their dicks
47:00 <Matthew> sounds hot tbh
47:00 <slowbot> hi
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew
47:00 <Matthew> sounds hotter... tbh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> iview
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> clothes
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> clothed
47:00 <Matthew> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> I thought that's what girls do
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler this could be the perfect series for you!
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> Trust kate to track down shows with guys rubbing their dicks. Randy Preggo at her best. 
52:00 <TheRiddler> go da blues
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> like i’ve mentioned before there won’t be any sex for a few months after the birth so i might as well get in fuck load snow :P
02:00 <Serenity> wouldnt being violate be the exact opposite of being passive aggressive?
02:00 <Serenity> violent
03:00 <Skirmish> Aren't they all on the same behavior spectrum and passive aggressive is in the middle? 
05:00 <Skirmish> Violent would be opposite passive. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Faaaaaaaaarking hell. Mate of mine has the worst luck with women. His wife has skipped out and he doesn't know where she is. 
17:00 <Matthew> don't go breaking my... i won't go breaking your hearttt
17:00 <slowbot> kara is so last yr
17:00 <Skirmish> So behind the times. 
25:00 <faux> hey Lumeah 
25:00 <faux> suck a dick 
25:00 <Skirmish> She doesn't get a chance to they all retract back inside the guy when they see her. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
25:00 <slowbot> lol...
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> has anyone had an orgasm through breath alone?
26:00 <Clarkson> remembered u always wanted a dozen of the little cunts
26:00 <slowbot> yeh
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, right 
27:00 <slowbot> listen to u breathing outside ur window makes me cum every time
27:00 <slowbot> :P
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> good luck with that, i live in a unit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so scale my walls spider man
32:00 <Matthew> how rude
32:00 <TheRiddler> everything is a clickbait
39:00 <TheRiddler> there are 49 red roosters in perth
39:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <amelia> haiii red rooster freak
40:00 <amelia> I swear you have it 3x a week
40:00 <TheRiddler> nope
40:00 <amelia> minimum
40:00 <TheRiddler> that's demat
41:00 <amelia> nah he has a mixture
41:00 <Matthew> this show is over say goodbye... sayyyyy goodbyeeee... say goodbye.
41:00 <amelia> KFC Monday
41:00 <amelia> Maccas Tuesday
41:00 <TheRiddler> I have hjs probably once a week tho
41:00 <TheRiddler> also
41:00 <amelia> Pizza Wednesday
41:00 <amelia> HJs Thurs
41:00 <TheRiddler> I only have takeaways if I work that night
41:00 <amelia> Red Rooster Fri
41:00 <amelia> Oportos Sat
41:00 <Matthew> what a disgusting amount of take-away food
41:00 <amelia> All of the above Sunday
42:00 <TheRiddler> because I dont want to cook when I come back
42:00 <Matthew> I concur with amelia
42:00 <TheRiddler> monday was subway yesterday was hjs
43:00 <Matthew> have some fresh fish and vegetables
43:00 <Matthew> or a small portion of pasta
43:00 <TheRiddler> fish is tomorrow
43:00 <TheRiddler> as is tradition on good friday
44:00 <Doodle> yeah
44:00 <Doodle> for loonies
44:00 <couleurs> G'day Good Fri Day
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Matthew> have a Cruskit or Vita-Weat
44:00 <Doodle> why
45:00 <TheRiddler> can we replace all the commentators for afl pls
45:00 <Matthew> not you, Penis
47:00 <Matthew> I've had a falling out with my friend and she has my Golden Girls, Ab Fab & Full House DVDs
47:00 <Matthew> I don't know what to do
47:00 <Doodle> WHAT
47:00 <Doodle> NO
47:00 <Doodle> u should have planned that better
47:00 <Matthew> she is a selfish bitch
47:00 <Clarkson> WebbY you cunt
47:00 <Doodle> full house can fuck off but ab fab dvds are important
47:00 <amelia> clearly she is no friend
47:00 <Matthew> but I am too proud to ask for them back
48:00 <Doodle> golden girls less so
48:00 <Doodle> dont ask for them
48:00 <Doodle> tell her you want them because they belong to you
48:00 <Matthew> she is taking them hostage 
48:00 <Matthew> I'm not happy
48:00 <Doodle> so call the cops on her
49:00 <Matthew> this is a very evil, manipulative bitch of a friend I have (I know how she rolls) ... she will keep hold of them in the hope I will go around or make some sort of effort to 'patch' things up
49:00 <Doodle> is she hot
49:00 <TheRiddler> full house is now on netflix
49:00 <TheRiddler> old*
50:00 <Matthew> no. she is 33 and annoying.
50:00 <Matthew> 5 years older than me*
50:00 <Matthew> she should know better!
50:00 <Doodle> well
50:00 <Doodle> women in their 30s are fucking annoying
51:00 <Matthew> it's a shame because I am on holidays now and wouldn't mind watching Ab Fab
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
51:00 <Matthew> but it is being held at gunpoint
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m fucking awseome
51:00 <Doodle> just download it thats what i did
51:00 <Doodle> AWSEOME
52:00 <Matthew> you're nuttier than a Chinese Chicken Salad, mmmk
52:00 <amelia> Chinese chicken salad
52:00 <amelia> Yum
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <amelia> Do want
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <amelia> I would prefer a Vietnamese one actually
52:00 <Doodle> how do they know the chickens are chinese
52:00 <amelia> cos dey all look the same
52:00 <couleurs> Chickety the Chinese Chicken
53:00 <Doodle> do they go bokka bokka bok bok bok bok bokkkkk
53:00 <couleurs> they can't drive either Lol
53:00 <amelia> nutella hot x buns wotdahexagon
53:00 <TheRiddler> yes
53:00 <couleurs> yes
53:00 <Matthew> some people in this channel prefer poo in their hot cross buns
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Matthew> but each to their own...
54:00 <TheRiddler> they are overated
54:00 <Doodle> hot cross buns are shit
54:00 <Doodle> and horrible for you
54:00 <Matthew> awful creation, concur
54:00 <TheRiddler> are hot cross buns an australian thing
54:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon I luff de normal ones
54:00 <amelia> Its like fruit toast
55:00 <Doodle> with added rubbish
55:00 <Doodle> just buy fruit toast
55:00 <amelia> no I'll eat wot the fuck i wanna eat
55:00 <Clarkson> what exactly is a fuck wad
55:00 <Matthew> K-Mart is one great place to buy Easter gifts, I must say
55:00 <Matthew> and I am not a huge fan of that shop
55:00 <Doodle> do what u like i dont give a fk
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2Pac - I Don't Give A Fuck.mp3 (5.62MB 192kbps Stereo 4:05)
55:00 <amelia> i fuckin will
56:00 <Doodle> jesus
56:00 <Doodle> dont blame me cos you're hormaonal and need fruit bread
56:00 <Doodle> *whoremoanal
56:00 <Doodle> hormonal
56:00 <Doodle> ..
56:00 <Matthew> I'M SPINNING AROUND
56:00 <amelia> I DON'T NEED FRUIT BREAD I NEED FRUIT HOT X BUNS
56:00 <Matthew> MOVE OUT OF MY WAY
56:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME
56:00 <Doodle> same shit
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Doodle> which is surprising considering how much u yell
57:00 <Matthew> Amelia really is acting like a fruitcake over her fruit hot cross buns
57:00 <amelia> Food is very close to my heart
58:00 <amelia> i take it very seriously
58:00 <Matthew> hopefully not your stomach as well...
58:00 <amelia> I was a chubby bubby at one stage
58:00 <Doodle> are your boobs close to your heart
58:00 <Clarkson> with uni n shit
58:00 <Doodle> or your knees
58:00 <amelia> noy anymore
58:00 <amelia> They are in between
58:00 <Matthew> look I have heard that amelia has quite large breasts
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Doodle> hahah
58:00 <Doodle> rly
58:00 <amelia> Haha
59:00 <Doodle> what have u heard about my breasts Matthew
59:00 <Matthew> yes, a little RELIABLE birdie told me
59:00 <amelia> I will require fakies in the near future
59:00 <amelia> Who is your reliable birdie
59:00 <Matthew> Beryl
59:00 <Matthew> anyway...
59:00 <amelia> Prob Serenity cos that's the first thing she said to me
00:00 <Serenity> excuse me what
00:00 <Matthew> Serenity haven't spoken on an intimate level for several weeks, perhaps months
00:00 <Matthew> not due to bad blood... our paths just haven't crossed
00:00 <Matthew> Serenity & I *
00:00 <amelia> maybe she is avoiding the Matthew path
00:00 <Matthew> I doubt it, we get on quite well
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not speaking for her, but generally speaking melb ch is full of shit cunts
00:00 <Clarkson> yeah fuck getting win 8
00:00 <Matthew> we've just been too busy
01:00 <amelia> Tis the real reason PaTHS HaVeNT CRoSSeD
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> not all of you, but a huge majority
01:00 <Doodle> .
01:00 <Doodle> well i never
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <Matthew> I am not in the "shit cunt" population
01:00 <amelia> Kate not speaking for who
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
01:00 <Matthew> and take any offense to any insinuations that I am
01:00 <amelia> Where did that even come from
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity
01:00 <Doodle> i also take that to those too
02:00 <Matthew> the reliable birdie also told me that somebody I speak to on here has a serious eating disorder
03:00 <Doodle> TheRon has liquid lunches its not an eating disorder
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *face palm* matthew…. so not appropiate aye
03:00 <TheRiddler> just ordered my red rooster
03:00 <Doodle> its just the way he is
03:00 <Matthew> I just hope the person in question is seeking help
03:00 <Matthew> and I am here to support them
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah well outing them isn’t prob gonna help
03:00 <Matthew> nobody is OUT OF THE CLOSET
03:00 <Matthew> except the homo one
04:00 <Matthew> so calm your farm
04:00 <faux> christ
04:00 <TheRiddler> the tanty farm
05:00 <Matthew> the person isn't even in the channel right now! how hilarious
05:00 <TheRiddler> is it picard?
05:00 <Serenity> I just dont have the time or patience for this channel atm
05:00 <TheRiddler> it's usually picard
05:00 <Matthew> Serenity, I've missed our chats
05:00 <Doodle> Maurice doesnt have an eating disorder she just gets the munchies
05:00 <Matthew> we haven't bonded since the release of FULLER HOUSE
05:00 <Doodle> dont get excited
05:00 <Serenity> haha
05:00 <Serenity> ill probably be around a bit during the hols
06:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't like the first eps of that
06:00 <TheRiddler> are you watching your team play sezz
06:00 <amelia> wow
06:00 <Serenity> nope
06:00 <Matthew> my bitch of a friend has taken my Full House DVDs which is really annoying... 
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
06:00 <amelia> Well dis chan got a whole lot personal real quick
06:00 <mzyoyo> get it back
06:00 <Serenity> i literally just walked in the door
06:00 <Matthew> where is simba? he needs to put on a good 10-15kg
06:00 <TheRiddler> they're going pretty well 
06:00 <amelia> Did dis birdie also tell you about FaT TaYLoR
06:00 <Serenity> is there a live feed at all?
06:00 <TheRiddler> not winning but not getting flogged
06:00 <faux> lolololol
06:00 <mzyoyo> Is Simba too thin?
07:00 <TheRiddler> it's on 7mate
07:00 <mzyoyo> do we need an intervention?
07:00 <Matthew> I sent him a dick pic the other night... I was bored
07:00 <Serenity> i dont have actual tv on atm TheRiddler
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh
08:00 <TheRiddler> there probably is a live feed
08:00 <mzyoyo> lol
08:00 <mzyoyo> what did he think of the pic?
08:00 <TheRiddler> carlton down by 2pts now
08:00 <Serenity> could be worse
09:00 <Matthew> he said it was big (I think you think I am lying but I am totally not)
09:00 <mzyoyo> aren't you gay?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ol random cock pic
09:00 <mzyoyo> I don't really care if your cock is big or not
10:00 <Serenity> i do
10:00 <Matthew> it is pretty difficult to send 'fake' pics on Snapchat
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Serenity> show me
10:00 <Matthew> especially with my name in the background
10:00 <Matthew> but whatever...
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> your name on the cock
10:00 <TheRiddler> blues hit the from
10:00 <mzyoyo> it could be someone else's cock
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> scratched in with some kinda utensil
10:00 <Doodle> good one Matthew
10:00 <TheRiddler> *front
10:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
10:00 <TheRiddler> from
10:00 <Doodle> you set the cockhounds off
10:00 <Matthew> oh yes... I have Google imaged a dick pic to send out
10:00 <Serenity> lollll
10:00 <Matthew> absolutely!!! and then photoshopped my name in the background
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking next
11:00 <Clarkson> afl shit is crap
11:00 <Serenity> you bitch when im sluzzing for tits you bitch when im sluzzing for dick
11:00 <Serenity> COME ON DOODLE
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> get it out
11:00 <Doodle> hahaa
11:00 <TheRiddler> write #melbourne on your cock then take a pic and show everyone here
11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
11:00 <Doodle> no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd riddler will
11:00 <Serenity> YOU DO IT
11:00 <Serenity> wow
11:00 <Doodle> we're not you
11:00 <Matthew> why would I give you jerk off material ?
11:00 <Matthew> aren't underage girls more your scene anyway?
11:00 <Doodle> olawd
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew, put the cunt away honey
12:00 <TheRiddler> didn't you do it with #chillen
12:00 <Doodle> this is my reaction to irc dick pics: https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
12:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunt
12:00 <Clarkson> no the story shit
12:00 <TheRiddler> or was it just a cock pic
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it doesn suit you
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ Doodle
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah you’re the best!
12:00 <TheRiddler> the annoying trump
12:00 <Doodle> lmao
12:00 <Doodle> no
12:00 <Doodle> thats momald mump
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> book worm!
12:00 <Matthew> Donald
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrofl
13:00 <TheRiddler> you should just divorce n hook up with doodle :p
13:00 <Doodle> bookworm
13:00 <Doodle> hey i'm not just a piece of meat
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> who, book worm
13:00 <Doodle> i have feelings
13:00 <Doodle> in my knob mainly
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wakka wakka
14:00 <Matthew> remember that shit show 'The Book Place' like 20 years ago with that stupid shitty worm character
14:00 <faux> pix
14:00 <Matthew> URGH
14:00 <Doodle> yes
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> thats what we were referring to
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no… not that book worm i can’t recall that dick looking creature who molested books 
14:00 <Matthew> OHHHHHH... I went /clear and missed it
14:00 <Matthew> sorry
15:00 <ShadowLurker> you should try /s replay
15:00 <ShadowLurker> itll bring it back
16:00 <Doodle> like moloko
16:00 <Matthew> is that some secret code thing that will have me banned for eternity? i've fallen for that before
16:00 <Doodle> oh wait that was sing it back
16:00 <Doodle> nm
16:00 <Doodle> carry on
16:00 <Serenity> LOL BOOKWORM
16:00 <ShadowLurker> nah its a server command
16:00 <Serenity> god that show was exceptionally shit
16:00 <Doodle> ye
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pg6cWmIamYM/maxresdefault.jpg
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes it was
16:00 <faux> l
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Skirmish> Alt-F4 is the go to button to recover stuff you've erased. Works errytime. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> worst puppet ever
17:00 <Matthew> oh yes Skirmish .. thanks for thattt....
17:00 <ShadowLurker> wd Skirmish
17:00 <ShadowLurker> cheers
17:00 <Doodle> Matthew if you pour a glas of water into your computer you will get a free copy of mIRC
17:00 <Doodle> +s
17:00 <Serenity> im about to turn my cat into a puppet
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
17:00 <Serenity> foot puppet
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <Matthew> stop demonstrating knob behaviour
17:00 <Serenity> lollll Matthew
17:00 <Serenity> ily
18:00 <Matthew> it's been too long tbh xx
18:00 <couleurs> Otherwise... Try the Little Red Dot in the Top Left Corner of Your Window, Matthew?
18:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all fucked
18:00 <ShadowLurker> piss off
18:00 <Doodle> i'm not
18:00 <Doodle> sadly
18:00 <Serenity> wanna be?
18:00 <Matthew> seriously the next smart arse dumb fucking cunt of a 'do this on your computer for fairies and rainbows' I will seriously chuck them swiftly onto my ignore list
18:00 <Clarkson> eat a dick
18:00 <ShadowLurker> WWWOOOOOOO
18:00 <Doodle> if u wanna be my lova
18:00 <Doodle> etc
19:00 <Serenity> clarkson in on it
19:00 <Clarkson> that shit sucks
19:00 <Doodle> Matthew that was my joke
19:00 <Doodle> jeez
19:00 <Serenity> Matthew press 1 to show me your knob pic
19:00 <Clarkson> "you can't eat bacon john" "what the fuck did you just say to me?"
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Serenity> now kates cock mongering is rubbing off
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
19:00 <Doodle> like u needed much encouragement
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask trevor for cock pics now
20:00 <Skirmish> OH ... I didn't know you wanted rainbows! To get those you go to command prompt and type /format C:/
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> in fact everyone troll that cunt for cock pics and say i sent them
20:00 <Matthew> I feel like a Solo or Lift
20:00 <Skirmish> He said the other day that you asking him for dick pics reminded him of me. 
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's fanta now
20:00 <Skirmish> Not sure what that was meant to mean. 
21:00 <Matthew> I haven't had a Fanta since I was like 5
21:00 <Matthew> it is least favourite of all the options
21:00 <Skirmish> Fanta has more sugar than coke. 
22:00 <Serenity> sour watermelon fanta
22:00 <Serenity> how i miss you
22:00 <mzyoyo> I had that the other day
22:00 <TheRiddler> also frozen grape is now the best
23:00 <Serenity> hnngg yum
23:00 <Serenity> except that grape stuff gives me a headache for some reason
23:00 <Matthew> I think I like 7-UP over Sprite
23:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai there yoyo what's news? 
23:00 <faux> great
23:00 <faux> vital news alert
23:00 <mzyoyo> love it when fruit flavoured things taste so fake
23:00 <mzyoyo> vital
23:00 <Matthew> essential, actually
23:00 <Matthew> crucial, nearly
23:00 <mzyoyo> vitality
23:00 <Skirmish> So you love the taste of flavoured condoms. Good to know. 
23:00 <mzyoyo> lmao
23:00 <mzyoyo> I reckon they'd taste like plastic
24:00 <Matthew> oh yes... so typical a discussion on soft drinks could be turned into a dirty cock sucking fest
24:00 <Matthew> ffs
24:00 <Skirmish> After you sucked all the flavour off, probably. 
24:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate flavoured condom
24:00 <Serenity> flavoured condoms just taste greasy
24:00 <Serenity> and chemicals
24:00 <Matthew> thankfully my mind is in a G rated place tonight
25:00 <Skirmish> The male g spot? 
25:00 <Skirmish> Got your mind on milking prostates? 
25:00 <Matthew> enough of your shenanigans
26:00 <ShadowLurker> here kate
26:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/0d26c920a3dc9afcfd2bc2382364f8cf/tumblr_inline_nr0qvyNQe01ty308l_500.gif
27:00 <mzyoyo> don't you like blowjobs?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> yw
27:00 <Skirmish> What brand of condoms do you buy yoyo or do you let the boys go raw? 
27:00 <mzyoyo> raw
27:00 <Skirmish> I thought as much. 
27:00 <mzyoyo> as if any boys want to go near there
27:00 <Skirmish> Why not? Have you plumped the weight on since the pic you sent me? 
27:00 <Skirmish> Aged horribly? 
28:00 <Skirmish> Been involved in a chemical spill and are now deformed? 
28:00 <Skirmish> Maw rees. 
28:00 <mzyoyo> I don't know what it is
28:00 <mzyoyo> boys just don't like me
28:00 <Maurice> Maybe it's your head
29:00 <mzyoyo> probably
29:00 <Matthew> if Carlton win this, I will genuinely LMFAO.
29:00 <Skirmish> Send me a current pic yoyo and I shall give you my advice for free. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Prefer not topless. I am married now. 
29:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
30:00 <mzyoyo> why did you get married?
30:00 <Skirmish> Cause her dad made an offer of chickens and goats I could not refuse. 
31:00 <mzyoyo> oh yeah that's some good shit
31:00 <Skirmish> I'm the richest guy in my tribe now. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Going to get a beadazzle gun and pimp my goats. 
32:00 <mzyoyo> that's practical
33:00 <Skirmish> Well none of that is true actually. I got married cause my body clock is ticking and you weren't around/ready for me to start spawning my army to repopulate irc. 
33:00 <Skirmish> So really the fact I got married is all your fault yoyo. 
34:00 <faux> stop typing
34:00 <Skirmish> NOU
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> Caramel latte from McCafe. So yum. 
37:00 <TheRiddler> mkr is so bad
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> manu is the only thing good about the show
37:00 <Matthew> I love that show tbh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> that and he is french
37:00 <Matthew> and not ashamed to admit it
38:00 <TheRiddler> there's better cooking shows on the food network
38:00 <Skirmish> Cheese eating surrender monkey
38:00 <Matthew> it's not about the consistent quality of cooking... it's about the drama of the contestants striving to become decent chefs...
38:00 <Matthew> and the hilarity that often occurs when their dishes are disasters
39:00 <Matthew> especially those contestants with massive egos
39:00 <TheRiddler> watch inferno kitchen
39:00 <Skirmish> So basically you are there to see people fail and bask in their misery? 
39:00 <Matthew> yes, exactly
39:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a pretty cunt thing to do. 
39:00 <Matthew> I don't watch it because "Oh Team X are cooking a Polish waffle tonight and I want to see how to do it!!!"
40:00 <Skirmish> Is polish waffle code for what your bottom looks like after a night with a polish guy? 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no that’s ya mum and blue waffle
40:00 <Matthew> I love how somewhat serious conversations get hijacked into filthy shitfests
40:00 <Matthew> in this channel*
41:00 <Matthew> not.
41:00 <slowbot> all my favourite people are here
41:00 <Skirmish> And matthew. Don't forget matthew. 
41:00 <slowbot> <Clarkson> Matthew the faggot
41:00 <Clarkson> i can judge who teh fuck iu wnat
41:00 <slowbot> just fyi
41:00 <slowbot> Clarkson baggin u out
41:00 <Clarkson> yeah, ox dick
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai swazowers
42:00 <TheRiddler> everyone seems to be coming on tonight
42:00 <swazowers> Hello
42:00 <faux> hiwine
43:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of wine is she? :p
43:00 <swazowers> Fine wine
43:00 <amelia> Matthew
43:00 <slowbot> are you getting into the wine, faux?  this'll make for an entertaining evening :D
43:00 <amelia> Send me a photo of your face & body
43:00 <amelia> (clothed)
43:00 <Matthew> Serenity will be on the edge of her La-Z-Boy with this close finish
43:00 <faux> DHUT UP  CUNTBOT
44:00 <slowbot> dhut
44:00 <swazowers> Face AND body huh
44:00 <slowbot> chut up
44:00 <Matthew> she wants a dick pic
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> just dick will do
44:00 <amelia> yas but no dick
44:00 <Matthew> I only send them to simba and other selected males
44:00 <Matthew> sorry!
44:00 <amsy> Hi a hillo
44:00 <amelia> no i don't want to see any irc dick
44:00 <faux> hi a hillo
44:00 <amelia> I couldn't think of anything worse
44:00 <swazowers> IRC dick is the worst dick
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re here for the convo amelia, right
44:00 <Matthew> have you ever seen one? ever?
44:00 <amelia> unless maybe irc vagina
44:00 <Clarkson> hmm, that might be a problem with the cops, i would hve to make that clear too, that i become a butterfly after 2 weeks of hot  claustrophbic sex
45:00 <TheRiddler> once you see picard's you're scared for life
45:00 <amelia> I jus curious how people look
45:00 <amelia> Their faces
45:00 <amelia> Not their cocks
45:00 <TheRiddler> :p
45:00 <Clarkson> i love his shit
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
45:00 <faux> lol bb its almost easter i hope i get a happy easty msg from her
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for picards cock
45:00 <amsy> lmaoooo
45:00 <amelia> Why would you wanna see a dick
45:00 <Clarkson> water skiin n shit
45:00 <amsy> or something else equally as cute
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> same reason you wanna see faces?
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <swazowers> Dicks are ugly as
45:00 <faux> yesee
45:00 <amelia> Curiosity?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
46:00 <Matthew> your name is amelia ... everytime I talk to you I always think I am speaking to this old Maltese lady (With your name) who looked like the back of a bus who used to work at my high school canteen
46:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if anyone actually sends me dick pics
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from doodle
46:00 <amelia> jus shut up and send a pic damn it
46:00 <TheRiddler> I got nothing left to show
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and riddler
46:00 <amsy> doodles a ho
46:00 <Matthew> need to get simba to Melbourne
46:00 <TheRiddler> everyone has seen me naked by now
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon so
47:00 <slowbot> everyone is all about the pics
47:00 <slowbot> can't we all just chat
47:00 <amelia> no fuck off
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
47:00 <slowbot> .
47:00 <faux> itd be easier to make a list of people TheRiddler hasnt shown his dick too
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Matthew> nah. pics are good.
47:00 <Matthew> I like them
47:00 <amelia> HAHA faux
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
48:00 <Matthew> yes... the poor under 12 population of the Phillipines have all been exposed to that imagery
48:00 <amelia> its all fun n games until Riddler sends you his egg video
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> be thankful it wasn’t curried egg
48:00 <amelia> Ahahahahaahahaahha
48:00 <Matthew> I have not seen TheRiddler naked and have no ambitions of doing so
48:00 <amelia> jeezus
48:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds gross
48:00 <amsy> is it really so bad? ive seen a million times worse on the internet
48:00 <amelia> are you sending a pic or not Matthew
48:00 <TheRiddler> curried egg
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew, you haven’t lived until youve seen riddlers moves on the egg
49:00 <swazowers> Amelia can we see your face
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG easter wanking vid
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <amelia> who is swazowers
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> put on some bunny ears and wish a happy easter riddler :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> some cunt
49:00 <Matthew> you could be some 14 year old servant of Kim Jong Un ... why would I be sending you anything?
49:00 <swazowers> Yes
49:00 <swazowers> What that person said
49:00 <slowbot> it's true
49:00 <amsy> it is watwun swazowers
49:00 <amelia> a simple no would suffice Matthew
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <slowbot> you could be Dennis Rodman
50:00 <Matthew> amelia, you seem nice... but so did so many others in here who I befriended who then turn into the Royal Cunt Society
50:00 <TheRiddler> isn't dennis rodman dead
50:00 <TheRiddler> or jailed
50:00 <TheRiddler> 1 of the 2
50:00 <Matthew> so you will have to work harder with me before I send you anything
50:00 <swazowers> What's wrong with 14 yo Kim Jong Un servants
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ royal cunt society
50:00 <amelia> I'm not nice
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know
50:00 <faux> she really isnt
50:00 <amelia> But i don't share people's pics
50:00 <slowbot> last i heard he was hanging out with Kim Jong, TheRiddler
50:00 <faux> but i luff her lying ass
50:00 <swazowers> And
50:00 <amelia> Nor do i work hard for anything
50:00 <swazowers> How do you join the Society
51:00 <TheRiddler> ohhh
51:00 <TheRiddler> right
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you join by sending me cock pics
51:00 <swazowers> Who is the president
51:00 <Doodle> [21:46] <amsy> doodles a ho
51:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
51:00 <faux> lmaooo
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends who is asking
51:00 <swazowers> What is the initiation process
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t you fucking read
51:00 <amsy> u heard
51:00 <slowbot> will you send vagina pics, kate?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
52:00 <swazowers> Well that was part of the application I would have thought
52:00 <slowbot> k
52:00 <amelia> vagina pics are worse than cock pics
52:00 <swazowers> Initiation would be after
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
52:00 <TheRiddler> I am drinking vanilla coke
52:00 <slowbot> will you send a face pic, amelia?
52:00 <swazowers> What do you want more cock pics
52:00 <Matthew> I find this conversation unbecoming
52:00 <amelia> I am typing on the internet
52:00 <swazowers> They don't change that much
52:00 <faux> ew pregnant lady vagina plsno prob looks like a half chewed mintie that was rolled around in pubes
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m making a collection
52:00 <TheRiddler> share!
52:00 <slowbot> is that what it looks like, kate?
52:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
52:00 <Matthew> if vagina isn't the worst word in the English language for anything, then FFS
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… your vagina doesn’t change during pregnancy - during the birth probably
52:00 <Clarkson> Bellatrix, yeah no shit
52:00 <amsy> fanny
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn’t know - ony had a c-section
53:00 <amsy> hahaha
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and im getting another
53:00 <swazowers> I once saw a photo of someone I knew with their baby's head half out
53:00 <faux> ye but can u reach it to wax
53:00 <amelia> There are plenty worse words than vagina
53:00 <amelia> moist
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i don’ wax anyways
53:00 <amelia> fudgy
53:00 <Matthew> look at it:
53:00 <Matthew> VAGINA
53:00 <amelia> gape
53:00 <Matthew> it even starts with the ugliest letter in the alphabet, V
53:00 <faux> damn hippie
53:00 <slowbot> i hate the word 'trousers' myself
53:00 <swazowers> What about W
53:00 <swazowers> Which is 2 V's
53:00 <faux> Watwun
53:00 <TheRiddler> she braids it
53:00 <slowbot> irrationally so
53:00 <amsy> plush is my most hated word
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it fucking hurts and anyone who says waxing doesn’t hurt is lying
53:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON IS WATWUN
53:00 <faux> plop
53:00 <faux> LMAO
53:00 <amelia> Waxing the vjj?
53:00 <Matthew> I just call it 'axe wound' ... that will suffice
54:00 <faux> amelia can you show us a photo to show our friend who also loves snow
54:00 <swazowers> Hold on
54:00 <amsy> yuck
54:00 <Matthew> that is what they look like
54:00 <swazowers> I will return
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no the dick amelia
54:00 <Clarkson> no shit omfgbbqhax
54:00 <faux> i want you to be friends
54:00 <TheRiddler> money slot
54:00 <amelia> faux stop playing games @ me
54:00 <faux> AMELIA
54:00 <faux> im not joking
54:00 <amelia> dats wot we do to FaT TaYLoR
54:00 <faux> he is a nice guy
54:00 <faux> you can be Friends
54:00 <faux> IM NOT JOKING 
54:00 <swazowers> It is I
54:00 <faux> hes in syd though
55:00 <TheRiddler> wb
55:00 <amelia> does he luff snow
55:00 <swazowers> Back to discuss vaginas once again
55:00 <faux> he legit went to canada to work
55:00 <faux> in Snow
55:00 <TheRiddler> snowballing
55:00 <amelia> awwwww
55:00 <faux> thats why i thoughtof you
55:00 <swazowers> He is a Freak about Snow
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, cocl pics or gtfo swaz
55:00 <amelia> does he like dogs
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <swazowers> cocl
55:00 <swazowers> ok
55:00 <amsy> Snowfreq
55:00 <faux> he has a dog
55:00 <swazowers> ill see what I can do
55:00 <TheRiddler> what about a frog
55:00 <amelia> is he attractive
55:00 <Matthew> OMG!!!!
55:00 <faux> can u send me pic in pm so i can show him
55:00 <Matthew> I forgot about him
55:00 <Matthew> Fil
55:00 <amelia> you got my pics
56:00 <amsy> stop typing
56:00 <faux> i didnt save them
56:00 <amelia> why did you not print dem out
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <amelia> ffs
56:00 <Serenity> i cannot make sense of this convo
56:00 <faux> ffs Show me one now pls
56:00 <Serenity> you people are on dope
56:00 <TheRiddler> print out n tribute
56:00 <faux> no youre just slow
56:00 <faux> cunt
56:00 <TheRiddler> :p
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> crack, i think
56:00 <Matthew> he loved skiing, politics and that dumb show on ABC on Monday nights
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the ass crack variety
56:00 <Clarkson> thats how fuckin awesome i am
56:00 <amelia> no i feel like you are setting me up
56:00 <Serenity> get fucked you walking sperm bank
56:00 <faux> for what
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> what if i get him to join
56:00 <swazowers> cocl pic for kate http://i.imgur.com/uUUG7Jo.png
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> he liked penis colada
56:00 <slowbot> glad i'm not the only one Serenity
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and dancing in the rain
57:00 <Serenity> only one what
57:00 <Serenity> your boob hurts too?
57:00 <amelia> like you are gonna say HAHA AMELIA FUCK YOU NINCOMPOOP YOU SMELL YOU SUCK i don't know i have trust issues
57:00 <faux> ffs
57:00 <faux> why would i do yhat lol
57:00 <Matthew> vile
57:00 <faux> amsy knows him too
57:00 <faux> we talk daily
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> swazowers, if i was an op i’d boot you for being an asshole
57:00 <swazowers> oh
57:00 <Lumeah> Hey 
57:00 <Serenity> are you trying to get amelia a bf?
57:00 <faux> so does swazowers 
57:00 <swazowers> Ironic it turns out to be a clam
57:00 <swazowers> hey
57:00 <faux> not a bf just friends
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sending cockle pics and NO COCK PICS
57:00 <faux> hes in syd
58:00 <amelia> who is swazowers
58:00 <swazowers> Well be specific ok
58:00 <faux> p sure they cant date unless one moves
58:00 <faux> lkl
58:00 <swazowers> Watwun Swazowers
58:00 <Serenity> this is weird
58:00 <faux> LMAO
58:00 <swazowers> At your service
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> iorny is lost here, along with your no existant cock pics 
58:00 <amelia> GODAMNIT
58:00 <faux> meelies send me pic
58:00 <faux> pls
58:00 <Serenity> amelia doesnt have friends she has people she aborbs into her slimey body sponge
58:00 <amsy> Mr Watwun Swazowers
58:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha
58:00 <Serenity> absorbs
58:00 <slowbot> i have never come across a woman so determined for cock pics as you kate
58:00 <slowbot> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <amelia> pretty much
58:00 <TheRiddler> game is over
58:00 <Matthew> can I dress you up in my love??? all over my bodyyy...
58:00 <slowbot> dick on the brain
58:00 <Clarkson> not the faggot jew we have now
58:00 <Serenity> how much did we lose by
59:00 <TheRiddler> carlton lost by 9pts
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, it’s my irc….niche
59:00 <Serenity> feck
59:00 <TheRiddler> could of been 4
59:00 <amelia> otay cat pic or oktoberfest pic
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> some people are cunts, some are sociable, and some are trolls
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> me, i troll for cock pics
59:00 <TheRiddler> did better than last year
59:00 <Matthew> you shouldn't have spoiled it for the serene Serenity 
59:00 <slowbot> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> which, i never get
59:00 <slowbot> man
59:00 <Serenity> Matthew
59:00 <Serenity> if carlton are playing the suprise would be us winning
59:00 <TheRiddler> no wooden spoon for carlton
59:00 <slowbot> is there a secret channel i dont know about where everyone agrees to take drugs at the same time
59:00 <swazowers> can it be any cock ok
59:00 <swazowers> because I don’t really want to google for any
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
00:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
00:00 <Matthew> TheRiddler, please, cut the crap.
00:00 <Matthew> it's ONE game... 21 to go...
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i wouldn’t know
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but pref on black french dick
00:00 <amelia> yeah Riddler, CHoP iT ouT
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> in army camo
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> like if you’re a legit french black dude in the army, we should totally fuck
00:00 <faux> MEELIES
00:00 <swazowers> sorry
00:00 <faux> he will be on in 1.5 hours
01:00 <swazowers> am not
01:00 <amelia> yuck french are annoying
01:00 <faux> so stay on ty
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re annoying!
01:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
01:00 <swazowers> oh
01:00 <Matthew> Serenity, have you considered changing your username to Serentity ?
01:00 <amelia> They so fake when they tryna win you over
01:00 <slowbot> here you go kate: http://www.dicturegallery.com/
01:00 <amsy> woooow
01:00 <amelia> They think all women fall for their accent
01:00 <amelia> FuCK oFF
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like it
01:00 <amsy> agree amelia
01:00 <Serenity> i havent Matthew
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they have nice food
02:00 <amsy> makes my skin crawl :/
02:00 <Matthew> it may suit you tbh
02:00 <amelia> they say blatantly stupid fake shit
02:00 <Serenity> uhh no ty
02:00 <amelia> You aRe So BeauTiFuL i LoVe You WiLL You MaRRY Me
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> never happened to me
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want, i will ravish you and feed you delicuous cake
03:00 <Matthew> and ALL THIS LOVEEE... rainbow stylinggg
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicous**
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oui oui oui 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *claps hands*
03:00 <Serenity> tall black french dude could say whatever the fuck he wanted justed to win me over
03:00 <amelia> its like ok maybe if you had a croissant but you dont so fuck off
03:00 <Serenity> no fucks
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yas serenity!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe don’t expect food from strangers
04:00 <faux> justed
04:00 <Serenity> just standing in the rooms enough
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> DICK IS ENOUGH
04:00 <Serenity> OK YOU WIN
04:00 <swazowers> so people still use IRC to get laid right
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
04:00 <slowbot> lol
04:00 <swazowers> oh
04:00 <swazowers> Damn
04:00 <faux> Darn
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> not if they dont send dick pics
04:00 <Clarkson> no disrespect to australia but without cahill we are a lot shitter
04:00 <amelia> if they have no standards, yes
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <swazowers> oh 
04:00 <Matthew> Picard does but that is about all these days
04:00 <swazowers> I have standards, shit
05:00 <amelia> then you are in the wrong place my friend
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well so do i, so send dick pics
05:00 <Clarkson> eat more you fat cunt
05:00 <amsy> there are decent females here
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am!
05:00 <amelia> Name 5 amsy
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> (eating more)
05:00 <swazowers> I have a joke for you all By the way
05:00 <slowbot> you're taken though kate
05:00 <amsy> faux
05:00 <amelia> and 5 decent males
05:00 <amsy> kate
05:00 <amsy> you
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
05:00 <swazowers> What’s orange and invisible? This orange ——>
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dad joke
05:00 <amsy> um
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yuck
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
05:00 <amelia> ok you failed the test with the answer "kate"
05:00 <couleurs> orange u gladwrap 2 meat u
06:00 <amsy> me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick amelia
06:00 <amelia> Ahahahahaahhaaha
06:00 <slowbot> women are so fiesty these days.
06:00 <swazowers> oh wait
06:00 <amelia> say it to me in a french accent bebe
06:00 <Matthew> i know. Vulgar, aren't they?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <swazowers> am I being annoying to the decent females
06:00 <swazowers> whoops
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bebe vomit
06:00 <amelia> Ahaahhaha
06:00 <swazowers> god damn it Matthew
06:00 <amelia> okies now 5 decent males
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> none
06:00 <amelia> gogogo
06:00 <slowbot> why 5
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh doodle
07:00 <swazowers> I wanted to hear big words more
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he sends dick pics
07:00 <slowbot> are you grading everyone amelia
07:00 <Clarkson> old ppl sex
07:00 <amsy> isnt liinda or lish i dont know which
07:00 <amelia> cos I'm proving there wouldn't be 5
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint gonna ‘appen ere swazowers
07:00 <amelia> lish is shit
07:00 <Clarkson> to molest some kids pedo cunt 
07:00 <amelia> So mist be liinda
07:00 <amsy> males ive got nothing
07:00 <swazowers> oh ok
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <amelia> bwahahahahah
07:00 <slowbot> i remember liinda
07:00 <slowbot> seemed nice
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> but
07:00 <amsy> swazowers is a good dude
07:00 <swazowers> aw thanks
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when?
08:00 <amelia> No hes not cos i have nso clue whodahexagon he is
08:00 <swazowers> lol
08:00 <amsy> the snow dude is also
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> informa?
08:00 <swazowers> wow being specifically annoying is hard
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is not!
08:00 <swazowers> Hello
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you’re ‘hard’ send pics
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> asap
08:00 <swazowers> Just because I won’t show off my dick immediately
08:00 <amelia> is snow dude cute
08:00 <amelia> does he board or ski
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh immediately *glimmer of hope*
08:00 <amsy> ski
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice… i’ll be less cunty and more engaging
09:00 <swazowers> lol
09:00 <faux> HE WILL BE ON IN 1.5 HOURS
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
09:00 <faux> YOU BETTER BE HERE MEELIES
09:00 <amelia> ok dis is gonna be a problem
09:00 <swazowers> this dick has gotta be earned tbh
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
09:00 <TheRiddler> yes I am real man want to go skateboards
09:00 <amelia> I run skiers over when i can't stop
09:00 <swazowers> haha
09:00 <amsy> lollll
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. riddler… skateboards vs eggs
10:00 <amsy> i did that on a surfboars once
10:00 <swazowers> it’s got cobwebs on it atm
10:00 <TheRiddler> I would like to go snowboarding
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hard choices....
10:00 <swazowers> probably not the best time
10:00 <TheRiddler> easter eggs
10:00 <amelia> bwahahahahha
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah clean that up aye
10:00 <amsy> ploughed through like 10 people
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> woah
10:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 peeps, i’ll have to hit him up!
10:00 <amsy> while squealing
10:00 <couleurs> Mr. Plow 8)
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> cobwebs are white n sticky
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s my name…. call mr plow
11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know who is a real life mr plow
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that dude who had 700 kids to irc whores
11:00 <amsy> http://m.imgur.com/gallery/fEbmVy5 lmao
11:00 <Skirmish> Child support would have smashed him. 
11:00 <amelia> he sounds like a catch
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeh, he was
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
12:00 <swazowers> amsy: that was me with the anchovies except for the fourth pane
12:00 <amsy> lmao
12:00 <amsy> i was crying
12:00 <faux> fucking hate you and your anchovies
12:00 <swazowers> lol
12:00 <swazowers> they’re OS NICE though
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <swazowers> SO
12:00 <amsy> food does not enter my bedroom tysm
12:00 <swazowers> well
13:00 <swazowers> I sorta got into a habit of it due to hating my housemates
13:00 <swazowers> all these shitty habits I have to break now
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you murdered them
13:00 <amsy> yeah start breaking
13:00 <Skirmish> But but but what about breakfast in bed!
13:00 <TheRiddler> sex with food
14:00 <Clarkson> so you are a cock tease?
14:00 <swazowers> No Only you do that
14:00 <swazowers> apparently
14:00 <TheRiddler> yes clarky
14:00 <Clarkson> I thought everyone knew that santorum is the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
14:00 <amsy> Skirmish, no
14:00 <dematerialised> hi babes
14:00 <TheRiddler> gross clarky
14:00 <Clarkson> im gonna go find myself some irc dudes to fuck with
14:00 <amsy> no food
14:00 <dematerialised> <3 you all
14:00 <dematerialised> but i have to go now, just wanted to say hi
14:00 <faux> fuck off dematerialised 
15:00 <amelia> get fucked m8
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> good work clarky and when you get cock pics. pass em on aye
15:00 <Clarkson> When you go around randomly shooting shit up with your bow and society gets to see pictures of animals wandering around with arrows in them then you have to expect a backlash. 
15:00 <Skirmish> So much demat hate. Makes me cry errytime. 
15:00 <swazowers> what if I just describe my dick
15:00 <Clarkson> That's hossgats disgusting dick
15:00 <swazowers> would that be enough
15:00 <amelia> send a face pic swaz
15:00 <swazowers> or do a Q&A
15:00 <Skirmish> So long as the word cheesey doesn't get used you should be good swazowers 
16:00 <amsy> lol
16:00 <faux> ive snee🐭🐏🐁
16:00 <faux> uh
16:00 <faux> ivr sneezed about 100 times
16:00 <Skirmish> LOL
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> describe your dick, sure
16:00 <TheRiddler> llol
16:00 <faux> laat 10 mins
16:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
16:00 <faux> did u see those emojis
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <amelia> Mouse sheep rat
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <amsy> thought you were gonna say youve seen it
16:00 <Skirmish> I saw them. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve seen the light!
16:00 <faux> 😈
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise jesus
17:00 <swazowers> is this hexagon stuff because of my nick or do you just regularly have geometry-based confusion
17:00 <faux> yay i enjoy fellow phone ircers
17:00 <faux> 😥
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i aint using me phone
17:00 <amelia> how is hexagon related to your nick
17:00 <faux> me sneezing 
17:00 <TheRiddler> it's her catchphrase
17:00 <swazowers> oh ok
17:00 <faux> what is she a game show host
17:00 <amsy> ? bb irl
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <faux> amsy thats a q mark
17:00 <amelia> 👯
17:00 <faux> u cunt
17:00 <amsy> ffs
17:00 <Skirmish> 💩
17:00 <swazowers> ok I will do a face photo
17:00 <TheRiddler> the irc game show
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <faux> i can see theirs
18:00 <amsy> why do yours work
18:00 <swazowers> but let’s see which one
18:00 <faux> cos im fantastic
18:00 <faux> and youre quite shit
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> just do ya dick
18:00 <faux> obviously 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <amsy> gfy
18:00 <faux> smbfdc
18:00 <amsy> ?????????????????????
18:00 <swazowers> no
18:00 <swazowers> No Dick
18:00 <faux> ?????????????
18:00 <slowbot> spray my butt for dick cancer
18:00 <Clarkson> 12 f chink
19:00 <amelia> hurry up swaz
19:00 <Skirmish> 🍆
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my big fat…. dangerous cock?
19:00 <faux> 👹
19:00 <amelia> dick cword
19:00 <Clarkson> Then changes it to 'i'm fucking Serenity, but Maurice come test out my new bed'
19:00 <slowbot> jesus christ kate, one track mind tonight
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol sif
19:00 <Serenity> uhh
19:00 <Doodle> bloody hell are u lot still banging on about wangs
19:00 <Clarkson> we were like heeehhh irc beef is so gay
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/F3YTO.jpg here you go kk
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> now you’re here….
19:00 <faux> no only kate
19:00 <TheRiddler> also nsfw
19:00 <amelia> if by "you lot" you mean "kate" then yes
19:00 <Serenity> always kate
20:00 <faux> youd think shes neber seen a dick in her life
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i haven’t
20:00 <faux> same
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, what’s with the belt
20:00 <amsy> immaculate conception
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
20:00 <swazowers> the riddler I am going to say with 99% confidence that that is not you
20:00 <Skirmish> 💸
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise jesus
20:00 <faux> 👀
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh it’s not him
20:00 <faux> 👐
20:00 <swazowers> ok
20:00 <swazowers> https://i.imgur.com/RsI7l2o.jpg
20:00 <Skirmish> Why is it that TheRiddler always has a cock pic ready to go? 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> we’ve all seen riddlers cock
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he is awesome
21:00 <TheRiddler> no
21:00 <amelia> you look... potato-y
21:00 <TheRiddler> wait
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, dick pic would have been better - next
21:00 <Doodle> here u go kate https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
21:00 <amsy> hahaha
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's from the random image site
21:00 <Doodle> me knob
21:00 <swazowers> if you squint it looks like a dick
21:00 <TheRiddler> err
21:00 <Clarkson> Im gonna go all hawaii 50 on ya ass
21:00 <TheRiddler> http://rand.pics/
21:00 <faux> YES
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
21:00 <faux> LOVE THAT SHOW
21:00 <Skirmish> That cunt looks like a character off 'How to train a dragon'
21:00 <Clarkson> shit, we could talk about Star Trek and seem more bad ass
21:00 <amelia> now post normal one
21:00 <swazowers> yes obviously that has been through a filter
21:00 <Doodle> hehee
21:00 <slowbot> Doodle LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s never gonna get old is it
22:00 <slowbot> that's freaky
22:00 <Doodle> nope lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <TheRiddler> so pretty much it's the first 1 I came accross
22:00 <TheRiddler> across
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> sends baby pic photos - doodles response (trump vid / book worm)
22:00 <faux> ryan
22:00 <faux> that is a terrible pc
22:00 <faux> pc
22:00 <faux> pic
22:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:00 <amsy> i enjoyed it
22:00 <amelia> we have a name
23:00 <swazowers> god damn it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics next?
23:00 <Clarkson> and the frog replies "Sorry man, this is just some shit I stepped in on my way in!"
23:00 <swazowers> no not dick pics
23:00 <amelia> normal face pic you tossa
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm
23:00 <amelia> NO
23:00 <Doodle> i'd be fkd then
23:00 <Doodle> i dont have a normal face
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
23:00 <amelia> yah
23:00 <amelia> dimple face
24:00 <Doodle> like a golf ball
24:00 <TheRiddler> it's aerodynamic
25:00 <swazowers> http://i.imgur.com/L0ZTBgt.png
25:00 <amsy> only if hes somersaulting
25:00 <Doodle> hehee
25:00 <amelia> do you also wear fedoras
25:00 <Doodle> who 
25:00 <Doodle> me?
25:00 <amsy> wine
25:00 <amelia> swaz
25:00 <swazowers> No that is a plastic hat from some shitty cowboy costume from the asian $2 shop
25:00 <amsy> the other smiling one is so much better
25:00 <swazowers> from like 5 years ago
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> INSPECTOR GADGET
26:00 <amelia> donchu lie to me
26:00 <amsy> show that one
26:00 <swazowers> http://i.imgur.com/lJAFHAY.png 
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/wcL10.jpg nsfw
26:00 <Skirmish> I turned pic preview off wtf
26:00 <TheRiddler> eat the mushroom first to become bigger
26:00 <amelia> you could be  on an ad for ashley martin
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <swazowers> what is that
27:00 <amelia> http://www.ashleyandmartin.com.au/m/landing1.cfm?src=AdWords&Medium=PPC&Campaign=295028470&adgroup=20480595550&kwd=ashley%20%26%20martin&gclid=CMf_otCb2csCFQF_vQodP5cHPQ
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> her vagina is all puffy like a red mushroom and it’s just ruined my childhood
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> good one riddler
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <swazowers> oh
27:00 <amelia> as the AFTER photo
27:00 <swazowers> I was hoping it would be ashley madison but for awkward people
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <amsy> lolll
27:00 <faux> LOL
28:00 <amelia> I don't get it
28:00 <amsy> was sitting here think wtf hes not balding
28:00 <amelia> Ahahahahaa
28:00 <amelia> no he has quite the head of hair on him
28:00 <swazowers> ty
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no…. but 5 yeaars ago when he was being inspector gadget....
28:00 <swazowers> I get that from dad
28:00 <swazowers> mum’s hair is about 70% air
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/mAvB5.jpg nsfw
28:00 <amelia> LuSCiouS LoCKS
28:00 <faux> LMAO
29:00 <TheRiddler> not sure if should laugh or feel sorry
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
29:00 <faux> air
29:00 <Doodle> fucking hell TheRiddler
29:00 <Doodle> srsly
29:00 <Doodle> m8
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> im lost for words
29:00 <faux> woah sif post dematerialiseds pic
29:00 <swazowers> ok
29:00 <faux> bir rude
29:00 <swazowers> now I’d believe that’s you Riddler
29:00 <amelia> kate would still choke on it
29:00 <amelia> kinky bitch
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagine getting that pic sent to you and you have to say something nice
29:00 <TheRiddler> duracell 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you say
29:00 <TheRiddler> it goes for longer
29:00 <swazowers> you absolutely do not have to say anything nice
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <Skirmish> Why do you have to say something nice for? 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, you do… men have fragile egos
30:00 <Skirmish> Reply 'Is that a skin tag?'
30:00 <swazowers> you say excuse me I don’t own all 3 properties yet I have no use for a Monopoly House 
30:00 <amelia> "that's a nice battery"
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Doodle> WE FUCKEN DO NOT KATE
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, shut up
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> right now
30:00 <Doodle> i remember the first time i sent kate a pic she is all 'nice dick' and that was it for like a week
30:00 <Doodle> A WEEK
30:00 <Skirmish> You can be honest and say whatever you feel Kate you just need to be ready for the 'You're a fat slut' reply to it. 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> see, i said something nice
31:00 <amelia> doesn't matter wot you say, he knows its small
31:00 <Doodle> ye :(
31:00 <amelia> May as well be honeat
31:00 <amelia> Honest
31:00 <swazowers> some people get off on the humiliation of being told their dick is small
31:00 <Clarkson> i think its because i want shit to happen quicker
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice small dick
31:00 <TheRiddler> is that a AA or a AAA
31:00 <Doodle> lol fuck off
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck youre cut?
31:00 <Clarkson> ass ass kitty kitty ass and kitty
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties.mp3 (2.32MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:32)
32:00 <TheRiddler> also that battery has expired
32:00 <swazowers> The Riddler have you ever posted to the r/roastme section of Reddit
32:00 <amelia> jus respond wif dis link https://youtu.be/0wNx1CBym7s
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man ( sem censura ) Views: 1,043,489 Uploader: rollandinho28 Uploaded: Jun 19, 2012 Duration: 4m49s Rating: 4.49
32:00 <TheRiddler> nope
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA@ amelia
32:00 <Skirmish> swazowers: He is probably the mod for it. 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
32:00 <swazowers> haha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
32:00 <swazowers> Well you should
32:00 <Skirmish> For some reason the willy bum bum video just sprang to mind. 
33:00 <slowbot> are you from melbourne, amelia?
33:00 <amelia> perth
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/rpxfS.jpg nsfw cock pic
33:00 <Skirmish> Did you end up meeting Jerome when you visited Sydney amelia ? 
33:00 <swazowers> Right
33:00 <swazowers> amelia can I see you now
33:00 <amelia> do i look stupid to you
33:00 <Skirmish> Most connected guy in the Sydney underworld. Would have been gangsta. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit jeans!
34:00 <amelia> swaz no soz i only look at peoples pics
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> I want someone to call his bluff and go meet him and see if he runs. 
34:00 <amelia> i don't show
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant you skirmish
34:00 <swazowers> why did you have to bold that
34:00 <swazowers> oh ok
34:00 <Skirmish> I am not going all the way to Sydney to see some gimp with lego hair be afraid. 
34:00 <swazowers> Well then
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ lego hair
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <amelia> cos i felt the need, the need for bold
35:00 <TheRiddler> trump?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t bold
35:00 <Skirmish> I've invited him to Newcastle and even offered to pay for the train ticket return but he says I have to go to him and he will leave my body in an alley. 
35:00 <amelia> i don't see the point in meeting him
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaa
35:00 <amelia> hes jus a twat troll
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a lazy eyed psycho
35:00 <TheRiddler> who?
35:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I would take someone to film it so I could put it on youtube. 
35:00 <amelia> he said i didn't really go Syd
36:00 <faux> she didnt even comr see me sif shed see jerome
36:00 <faux> me > jerome
36:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
36:00 <amelia> I luff yogurtland faux
36:00 <faux> shes a cunt
36:00 <Clarkson> i havent had sex since 2001
36:00 <TheRiddler> amelia how was sydney
36:00 <amelia> I think about yogurtland every day
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <amelia> I really do
37:00 <amelia> I luffed Syd but not the traffic
37:00 <TheRiddler> cool
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you have a yeast issue?
37:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
37:00 <amelia> It was like 10am banked up on some motorway thing
37:00 <TheRiddler> gooch yogurt
37:00 <amelia> i asked "wotdagexagon"
37:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell Riddler you always ruin stuff. 
38:00 <TheRiddler> sezz has vagina yogurt on highlight :P
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Serenity> i do fucking not
38:00 <amelia> wot does yogurt haf to do wif yeast infection
38:00 <amelia> I eat it, not rub it on my beautiful snatch
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> nevermind
39:00 <TheRiddler> I think that yogurt thing get said about once a month
39:00 <TheRiddler> on here
39:00 <amelia> did Serenity put yogurt up her vjj?
39:00 <Serenity> i fucking did not
39:00 <amelia> sounds like something she'd do
40:00 <Serenity> STOP HIGHLIGHTING MY NICK YOU CUNT
40:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I have ever seen what could be described as a 'beautiful snatch'. A fanny is a fanny. All pretty much the same except for their outward looks. 
40:00 <Doodle> .
40:00 <Doodle> missing out
40:00 <amelia> WOAHHHHHH CALM DOWN 9GRASSHEAD
40:00 <amelia> vjjs are diff thanks
40:00 <Doodle> they sure are
40:00 <Skirmish> It's all a collection of labias and smells. 
41:00 <amelia> You gey fat ones
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <amelia> Normal ones
41:00 <amelia> Innies
41:00 <amelia> Outties
41:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/8riRC.jpg
41:00 <amelia> Hairy
41:00 <amelia> Smelly
41:00 <Doodle> sideways ones like azns have
41:00 <TheRiddler> some as big as your head
41:00 <amelia> AHAHA
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <Doodle> i dunno i have a pretty big head
41:00 <Skirmish> Now I am reminded of the pussy lover monologue in the dusk till dawn movie. 
41:00 <amelia> put your hand up if you has a gunt
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dick gun dude!
42:00 <Doodle> o/
42:00 <amelia> ahahaha doodle
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia, i’m pregnant you cunt
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so of course i have a gunt
42:00 <amelia> wot does that have to do wif it
42:00 <Doodle> that rhymes
42:00 <amelia> Haf you been pregnant for 10 years
42:00 <Skirmish> http://youtu.be/eGCp8d8n90U
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: From Dusk Till Dawn - Pussy lovers Views: 104,905 Uploader: Ebony Ivory Uploaded: Sep 26, 2013 Duration: 1m9s Rating: 4.90
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> precicely doodle
42:00 <TheRiddler> 50pesos
43:00 <amelia> I have like 5 pesos
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah amelia, 10 years
43:00 <amelia> couple more and i gets a free burrito
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> im actually an elephant 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> typing with my trunk n’ stuff
43:00 <Skirmish> "We've got pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere ... FUCK IT!!"
43:00 <amelia> you don't look like an elephant
43:00 <amelia> maybe a baby one :)
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> make up skills *hair flicks*
44:00 <amelia> you not massive tho
44:00 <TheRiddler> a cute baby elephant
44:00 <Skirmish> Amelia is just being a cunt to everyone tonight. Nobody is safe! 
44:00 <amelia> I didn't say cute
44:00 <Doodle> its not just tonight
44:00 <TheRiddler> I have yet to see what kk looks like
44:00 <Doodle> she does it all the time
44:00 <amelia> wtf how is that being a cword
44:00 <Doodle> its kinda hot
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch is jealous is all *hair flicks*
44:00 <Clarkson> simba you talk so much shit
44:00 <amelia> I don't see how i being a cword
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <amelia> if anything i was being nice i said shs not an elephant
45:00 <Doodle> this is nothing
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said the b word, duh
45:00 <amelia> Kate knows she not skinny
45:00 <Doodle> wait til she gets into u about ur bay window
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i like cake
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> side effect of liking cake and food in general a lil too much
45:00 <amelia> But she not massive either
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i am
46:00 <amelia> you didn't look massive in pic i seen
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> im comfortable with that!
46:00 <Skirmish> She's incubating. 
46:00 <amelia> dats güd
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and eating for a small nation
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive never been concerned with my size
46:00 <TheRiddler> cake in the oven
46:00 <TheRiddler> :p
46:00 <Skirmish> She's going to squeeze a 10 pounder out and split herself from ass to fanny. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i am not
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> c-section
46:00 <Doodle> cripes with stripes
46:00 <Doodle> ow
47:00 <amelia> girls who dont give a shit are more attractive thru confidence
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to maintain my perfect vagina for porn
47:00 <Doodle> lmao
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck up doodle :P
47:00 <Doodle> i didnt say anything!
47:00 <Skirmish> Unless they are some of the plus size models that have jumped on the 'fat shaming' bandwagon. They are confident and remain disgusting. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off skirmish
48:00 <faux> looooollllll
48:00 <amelia> ...
48:00 <Lumeah> Heehee heeee
48:00 <Lumeah> Yeah skirmish  fuck off 
48:00 <Skirmish> Come on some of them look like the michilen man in womens underwear. 
48:00 <faux> Lumeah suck a dick 
48:00 <faux> michilen
48:00 <Doodle> feel the love
48:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off you disgusting beast Lumeah2 . 
48:00 <Lumeah> Got a good one? 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your opinion, skirmish
48:00 <amelia> I don't find them attractive
48:00 <amelia> But i admire their confidence
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and no everyone is
49:00 <faux> Skirmish makes it like hes a brad pitt leonardo hybrid
49:00 <Lumeah> We don't value your opinion 
49:00 <amelia> the really big ones i mean
49:00 <amelia> Like size 26
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> however not everyone has the same body shape and if we did it would be pretty boring
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…..
49:00 <Skirmish> No I don't faux. 
49:00 <faux> you really do
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think good on a size 26 for rocking her body and loving it
49:00 <Skirmish> I don't know where you have got that impression. 
50:00 <faux> i admire peoples confidence but health is also important
50:00 <amelia> I think good on her for having confidence but thats bout it
50:00 <Skirmish> Do I have to be some super awesome handsome hybrid to make comments? 
50:00 <faux> the way you shit on about women flockin to you like flies on shir
50:00 <faux> shit
50:00 <amelia> they shouldn't be paraded same as anos shouldn't
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, health is important - but do you worry about the health of all fashion peeps?
50:00 <Skirmish> What? 
51:00 <faux> yes i do
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you worry too much
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> focus on yo self
51:00 <faux> i do
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
51:00 <faux> why are defensive 
51:00 <faux> you*
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> how am i being?
51:00 <faux> youre jot parading your ass on magazines
51:00 <lolbot> why are defensive you?
51:00 <amelia> don't be so dismissive
51:00 <faux> who cares what other people think about hem
51:00 <faux> them
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you know i don’t?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could be in several plus size mags
52:00 <amelia> its a discussion, dont talk like only your opinion counts and then jus dismiss it
52:00 <Skirmish> Oh I get it. Faux is in that mood where anyone that has an opinion in the channel needs to be taken down. 
52:00 <amelia> fuckin rude
52:00 <faux> lol what 
52:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
52:00 <faux> shes the one taking down our opinions as if theyre irrelevant 
52:00 <faux> we are allwed to think shit aboutthem just like anyone else is
52:00 <Skirmish> What was your comment at me designed to do? 
52:00 <faux> no onr stated anything negative 
52:00 <Lumeah> Skirmish gets off being rude
53:00 <faux> other than health is omportant
53:00 <amsy> bb... hes making me toast again wtf is going on
53:00 <Lumeah> Jurks off to pissing people off
53:00 <faux> if thats someyhing to shit on yhen so be it
53:00 <Skirmish> Nobody here is going to support you Lumeah. Fuck off and eat some babies. 
53:00 <amsy> did he go into my phone or what lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <lolbot> dis gonn' b gud
53:00 <Lumeah> Lol
53:00 <faux> lol amsy
53:00 <Lumeah> Eat your mumma
53:00 <faux> hopefully he shoves a ring in it
53:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <amsy> woooowww
54:00 <faux> imagine breaking your tooth
54:00 <amsy> i read that wrong
54:00 <TheRiddler> ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
54:00 <amelia> for past few days i can't stop thinking and looking at food
54:00 <amelia> today i google imaged "burritos"
54:00 <faux> r u raggin
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you eateb>
54:00 <amelia> again
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> n
54:00 <TheRiddler> ragginoli
54:00 <Skirmish> Preggo cravings? 
54:00 <amsy> dont know if ive even had a burrito
54:00 <couleurs> google and print food
54:00 <amelia> nuh no bloods and no preggo
55:00 <amelia> AMSY WOT
55:00 <amelia> WOT
55:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON
55:00 <amelia> WOTDAFLAMINHEXAGON
55:00 <faux> oh gid you just broke amelia
55:00 <faux> lma
55:00 <amelia> do my eyes deceive me
55:00 <faux> l
55:00 <amsy> ive had enchiladas
55:00 <amelia> i can't take dis
55:00 <amsy> and
55:00 <amsy> tacos
55:00 <amelia> dis is bs
55:00 <amsy> and fajitas
55:00 <lolbot> bless you
55:00 <amsy> but i dont think ive had burrito
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
55:00 <amelia> OK I UNDERSTAND ITS IN THE MEXICAN FAMILY
56:00 <amsy> should i?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
56:00 <couleurs> i'm an enchilada
56:00 <amelia> but its basically like saying you heard of khloe and kourtney kardashian but whodahexagon is kim
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, just to say you’ve eaten the entire ol elpaso range
56:00 <lolbot> fajitas, burritos, enchiladas, they're all similar right?
56:00 <amelia> thats the best way i could explain it
56:00 <dematerialised> ok im back now ladies
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lookout
56:00 <amsy> is there rice in burritos?
56:00 <dematerialised> yes
56:00 <amelia> YAS
56:00 <couleurs> enchy glada u met me
56:00 <amelia> AMSY
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE HELL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
56:00 <amelia> GODAMNIT
56:00 <amsy> yeah i havent had
57:00 <TheRiddler> depends
57:00 <lolbot> i see what you did, couleurs
57:00 <faux> who the fuck puts rice in burritos
57:00 <amelia> ya killin me ya reallllllllly killin me
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> not me
57:00 <faux> maybe i habent had an authentic one either
57:00 <amelia> who the fuck DOESN'T
57:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <lolbot> yeah fucking mexicans
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking weirdos
57:00 <Clarkson> n3rd must be fucking 10 years old
57:00 <amelia> its not a burrito wifout rice
57:00 <amelia> sjfjfnkdieuywhsbfnfllamcnlalapapakbsbw
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the side
57:00 <faux> CALM DOWN WOMAN
57:00 <lolbot> i don't like rice or beans in there
57:00 <lolbot> maybe a little
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> its on the side
57:00 <lolbot> but not a lot
57:00 <amelia> YOU FUCKIN
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
57:00 <Clarkson> im lik sum shit etc.
58:00 <faux> i need to go to the wee wee shop
58:00 <amelia> EASTERN STATES AND NORWEGIAN AMSTERDAM NORWAY WHATEVER FUCKS
58:00 <TheRiddler> repeat after me
58:00 <TheRiddler> wee wee
58:00 <Lumeah> Skirmy loves me. 
58:00 <Lumeah> Lol
58:00 <Skirmish> There are time when you seriously creep me out Riddler. 
58:00 <dematerialised> there's a drive through mexican place near me that does awesome burritos
58:00 <amelia> I'm so angry i gonna eat a hot x bun and its all your fault
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oui oui 
58:00 <faux> Lumeah: dont make me ban u you hagrid looking fuck
58:00 <Clarkson> [17:13:13] fuck how long did i nod off for
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's from rocko's modern life
58:00 <amelia> Moochachos? They shit
59:00 <dematerialised> nah
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i have some
59:00 <dematerialised> Zambreros
59:00 <amelia> Yuck
59:00 <amelia> They poop
59:00 <dematerialised> it wasnt bad
59:00 <amelia> Salsas way better
59:00 <dematerialised> tacos were shit though
59:00 <lolbot> pretty sure everyone is actually on their period tonight
59:00 <amsy> munch on mucheros
59:00 <amelia> There is drive thru zambreros?
59:00 <dematerialised> yep
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not on the rag
59:00 <amelia> who is on their bloods
59:00 <amelia> Not i
59:00 <lolbot> lol kate
59:00 <TheRiddler> philbert says it to some business frogs
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im generally cunty every day
59:00 <lolbot> it's just you and me
59:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure it's philbert
59:00 <dematerialised> im still trying to figure out when it was that i pissed in faux's cereal
00:00 <dematerialised> like, ive never been mean to her :(
00:00 <TheRiddler> you ruined her frootloops
00:00 <amelia> she prob jus finds you annoying
00:00 <dematerialised> clearly
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it was the time when you forgot to send dick pics
00:00 <amelia> Like everyone else does
00:00 <amelia> kekekekekeke
00:00 <Skirmish> Probably because you act like some Brad Pitt Leonardo hybrid dematerialised 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> send her dick pics, issue solved
00:00 <amelia> i joke
00:00 <dematerialised> i know, im pretty handsome Skirmish
00:00 <amsy> yes
00:00 <amsy> it is
00:00 <amsy> same for both of you
01:00 <amelia> My new years reso of bein nicer lasted like 42 seconds
01:00 <dematerialised> nah you did well amelia
01:00 <Skirmish> Actin all like women flock to you like flies to shit dematerialised 
01:00 <dematerialised> it was at least a few days
01:00 <amelia> fanks babes
01:00 <lolbot> i'm just gonna throw this in here:  http://imgur.com/gallery/ef7m9
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Ju62r.jpg nsfw
01:00 <TheRiddler> thought your new years reso was to eat a burrito
01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <amsy> lol Skirm do you believe that what faux said was false?
02:00 <Skirmish> In any serious context, yes. 
02:00 <faux> lol ok
02:00 <faux> denial
02:00 <Skirmish> I do muck around and say that I am hot pants but I have never thought I was a stunner. 
03:00 <dematerialised> ive never said i was gods gift to women
03:00 <dematerialised> i just have tales to tell
03:00 <dematerialised> thats all
03:00 <faux> LOL
03:00 <amelia> HoT PaNTZ
03:00 <dematerialised> im a fat wombat now
03:00 <faux> gagfest
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <Lumeah> You aren't 
03:00 <faux> lol now
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> look out lumeah is on the prowl
03:00 <TheRiddler> but wombats are cute
03:00 <amelia> show me dem HoT PaNTS
03:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <faux> ash
03:00 <amelia> wombats are super cute
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they poop cubes
03:00 <amsy> well im sorry its hard to tell that youre joking when you speak of all the irc babes that just couldnt resist you
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOT cute
03:00 <Lumeah> Your ugly as fuck
03:00 <faux> ty amsy
04:00 <amelia> well I'm sorry!
04:00 <dematerialised> you shouldnt take irc so seriously amsy
04:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is just desperate for some attention. 
04:00 <lolbot> i thought amsy and amelia were the same person prior to tonight
04:00 <amelia> I dunno why that made me laugh
04:00 <dematerialised> otherwise use /ignore if i disgust you so much
04:00 <dematerialised> *shrug*
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> throw her some dick then skirmish
04:00 <amsy> who mentioned you dem
04:00 <Lumeah> Your diatribe skirmish? 
04:00 <amelia> well I'm sorry lolbot
04:00 <Lumeah> I hardly think so
04:00 <Skirmish> amsy: I did have a lot of success in my much younger days. What is wrong with that? 
04:00 <lolbot> are you two related, amelia?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ success
04:00 <lolbot> :P
04:00 <faux> if all the people who you disgust put you on ignore youd be chatting to yourself
04:00 <dematerialised> thats fine with me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> subjective of course
05:00 <TheRiddler> who's related
05:00 <amelia> we are sisters yas
05:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I wouldn't even throw Riddlers dick at Lumeah. 
05:00 <couleurs> SiSTeR^2^SiSTeR
05:00 <amsy> nothing skirm, you just tried to deny how much you talk yourself up like you had no idea what she was on about
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <amelia> bwahahah
05:00 <TheRiddler> wb couleurs
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> because she’d eat it off
06:00 <amsy> if its a joke fair enough but dont deny its something you do
06:00 <couleurs> ty Twiggler
06:00 <amelia> amsy vs. Skirmish
06:00 <amelia> who will take thr IRC title
06:00 <amsy> me ofc
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no tap outs
06:00 <Skirmish> amsy: I don't deny that I talk about it but I don't believe that I am some magnificent specimen that give all the ladies moisties. 
06:00 <faux> ahuh
06:00 <amelia> we have amsy defending her title and the underdog Skirmish
07:00 <TheRiddler> moisties
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> under dog, that dog is or was out mostly
07:00 <Skirmish> It's a great word. I love it! 
07:00 <dematerialised> mmmoist
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
07:00 <amelia> low sarcastic blow from Skirmish, how will amsy respond
08:00 <TheRiddler> how about damp
08:00 <amsy> thats cool, but thats how you convey yourself
08:00 <amsy> how is she to know
08:00 <dematerialised> damp, slightly musty smell
08:00 <TheRiddler> moist or damp
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> amsy needs some bog, to regain her strength 
08:00 <dematerialised> kind of like fresh bread
08:00 <TheRiddler> which is better
08:00 <Skirmish> My apologies to those that have misunderstood then. 
08:00 <dematerialised> dont apologise
08:00 <dematerialised> let them cry
08:00 <amsy> lol i will never touch bog tysm
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <amelia> and the winner is amsy, everyone knows only losers apologise
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <TheRiddler> you dont win friends with salad
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> or bog
09:00 <TheRiddler> ^
09:00 <dematerialised> or moist underpants
09:00 <faux> is bog shit 
09:00 <TheRiddler> unless their wog
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> spam
09:00 <amsy> people put bog in salad
09:00 <faux> what is happening
09:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <faux> ew
09:00 <amsy> :(
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
09:00 <amelia> there was a battle
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would you put it in salad
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY
09:00 <amsy> like as a ham replacement
09:00 <amelia> amsy keeps her belt
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… in salad… who does that
10:00 <faux> Norwegians 
10:00 <TheRiddler> spank them
10:00 <Skirmish> Lol there was no battle. To be clear though. I don't have to be a Brad/Leo hybrid to have an opinion on massive bitches in their undies trying to pretend they are hot. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah weird
10:00 <faux> :p
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <amsy> theyre a weird bunch
10:00 <Serenity> dont be mean to massif bitches m8
10:00 <Serenity> ill cut u
10:00 <amelia> and the battle re-commences!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it norway they yell in the middle of the night
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and peeps yell back
10:00 <Skirmish> I'm mean to Lumeah all the time. She's dumb and deserves it though. 
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <dematerialised> there is no battle, men always win, viva la patriarchy
10:00 <TheRiddler> who would everyone go gay for?
10:00 <faux> HELLO
11:00 <faux> HELLL OO O OO  
11:00 <amelia> eva mendez
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> FROM THE OTHER SIDE
11:00 <amsy> lagertha from vikings
11:00 <amelia> I lufff dat curvy bitch
11:00 <amsy> her character though
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> isamazing
11:00 <amelia> misa campo
11:00 <dematerialised> lagertha intimidates me
11:00 <dematerialised> and thats hot
11:00 <Skirmish> She is awesome. She just stabbed her would be husband. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> is vikings huge over there?
11:00 <amelia> and mila kunis
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i would too, he was a cunt
12:00 <Skirmish> She is preggo to him though. Gets into her wedding dress, makes him believe it's all good and he gets to be a daddy and WHAM, stabs him and strolls out with her shield maidens and retakes the earldom. 
12:00 <Skirmish> She is badass. 
12:00 <amsy> kate, most people i know havent actually watched it yet
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND… meanwhile her husband to be is plotting her death!
13:00 <Skirmish> Her son just found out who owned the ring that he took off the beserker that was sent to kill him!
13:00 <TheRiddler> spoilers!
13:00 <Skirmish> Ironside is going to come calling and kick some ass!! 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> but there are like vikings wondering around looking all hawt n’ stuff
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> (lie to me if you need to)
13:00 <amsy> here?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
13:00 <amsy> oh yeah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
14:00 <amsy> many
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <amsy> the general population is good looking
14:00 <amsy> its nice
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…..so i hear
14:00 <Skirmish> I love how the character of Ragnar is played. Little smirks and looks he gives. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is pretty awesome
14:00 <dematerialised> i thuoght what he did with the asian lady was a bit lewd
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, i am quite fond of his brother
14:00 <Skirmish> Are you being invaded by immigrants too Amsy? 
15:00 <TheRiddler> "pregnant wife leaves husband to go to norway to find a viking" - sydney morning herald
15:00 <Skirmish> His brother is a traitor! 
15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol :P
15:00 <dematerialised> Antarctica: Land Mass Declared 'World’s First LGBT-Friendly Continent' by Advocacy Nonprofit
15:00 <amsy> skirmish, yeah.. lots are leaving though because cold and they dont think they get enough free money
15:00 <dematerialised> *rolls eyes*
15:00 <Skirmish> amsy: That's good then. All on their way to Germany I guess. 
16:00 <amsy> i assume so
16:00 <dematerialised> germany loves immigrants
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
16:00 <xm> a shame it hardly rains in Antarctica, no rainbows
16:00 <amsy> swedens getting hammered though
16:00 <TheRiddler> you can make good money in germany
16:00 <dematerialised> i know right xm
16:00 <dematerialised> seems like a poor choice
16:00 <amsy> so much rape :/
16:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Think about it. If all the non binary gender mutants all moved there it would be better in normal society. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:00 <TheRiddler> pewdiepie fans flock to sweden to become youtubers
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have seen the reports on the increase in rape in Sweden. Left govt though. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fuckin hate that pewdiepie cunt
16:00 <xm> or urinate all over women that say they only believe in binary gender
16:00 <Clarkson> rest of you fucking die in hell
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY XM!
17:00 <dematerialised> ive got no problem with people who think they are dolphins
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> XM for president
17:00 <dematerialised> just dont ask me to call you a dolphin
17:00 <Skirmish> there was a report about a gang rape of a 7yo girl by migrants but I think that was Germany. 
17:00 <TheRiddler> MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN
17:00 <xm> as first act of president i will build a wall, to prevent all you eastern stats people from coming to WA
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
17:00 <dematerialised> praise xm
17:00 <xm> we need to maintain the class that WA is known for
17:00 <dematerialised> for he is holy
17:00 <dematerialised> and just
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> where can i donate my hard earned cash xm?
18:00 <Skirmish> I think that Britain may even remove itself from the EU over all this. Nigel is pretty convincing. 
18:00 <dematerialised> the EU is a clusterfuck
18:00 <Skirmish> Amen
18:00 <dematerialised> free travel is precisely why they are getting penetrated
18:00 <xm> i only accept bitcoins, because that way it wont be obvious when i release the budget where the money went
18:00 <TheRiddler> Nigel?
18:00 <xm> the mney all went on "administration"
18:00 <xm> money(*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> logs on to darknet
18:00 <TheRiddler> Nigel Thornberry?
19:00 <dematerialised> i'll nigel your thornberry in a minute
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
19:00 <dematerialised> honestly though Skirmish, I like how france is like "we need warrrrrrrrrr"
19:00 <Skirmish> I would have to google his surname Riddler. It is a british bloke that has come out and said that Britain needs to acknowledge that multiculturalism in the country is broken and they should close their borders and remove themselves from the EU. 
19:00 <dematerialised> as if the middle east hasnt had the fuck bombed out of it already
19:00 <xm> didnt he say that quote decades ago
19:00 <TheRiddler> smashing
20:00 <xm> wait im thinking of someone else
20:00 <xm> EU wasnt around then
20:00 <Skirmish> They need to push the immigrants back out. This open borders accept anyone and everyone is fucking things up. 
20:00 <dematerialised> yep
20:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkjLcq0yvmM
20:00 <xm> you can go to jail for quoting Churchill on Islam now
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paul Weston: How to Destroy a Country Views: 34,550 Uploader: Liberty GB Uploaded: Aug 2, 2015 Duration: 29m19s Rating: 4.80
20:00 <dematerialised> stop letting people jump queues and make them go through proper vetting process
20:00 <Skirmish> They have realised that a majority of them are economic migrants anyway just jumping on the back of Syrians. 
20:00 <dematerialised> for all the bitching people do about our border policy, we dont have hundreds of people killed by bombings and gun attacks
21:00 <TheRiddler> microchipped and vaccinated
21:00 <TheRiddler> or wrong process
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <amsy> i dont mind the idea of taking in refugees but there needs to be a viable system put in place
21:00 <amsy> its being handled poorly and unsafely atm
21:00 <couleurs> KiLL aLL MuSeLeMs
21:00 <dematerialised> correct
21:00 <dematerialised> careful colours
22:00 <dematerialised> i got a z-line for that
22:00 <Skirmish> All the Eu countries have hard left governments though and it's all about protecting the poor migrants, at the expense of their own citizens. Right wing parties are going to become very very popular and if anyone should be afraid it's the immigrants that think right wing german parties won't kick them out. 
22:00 <couleurs> Worth It.
22:00 <xm> Sweden were letting back in ISIS fighters, giving them free shelter and finding jobs for them
22:00 <xm> it's just madness when countries compete to appear more moral 
23:00 <amsy> sweden are known fence sitters so its not surprising they have no backbone for stuff like this
23:00 <Skirmish> Anyway, I need to stop on this course of discussion cause it just makes me angry. 
23:00 <dematerialised> yeah xm, thats all its about 
23:00 <dematerialised> being popular
23:00 <xm> it has more to do with socialism
23:00 <couleurs> the left is fucked up
23:00 <dematerialised> i dont think socialism is the reason, i think its because people in general want to be seen as doing good by humanity
23:00 <couleurs> ruined everything
23:00 <dematerialised> even if that means putting everyone at risk
24:00 <dematerialised> imagine the absolute fucking uproar if suddenly australia let all the refugees in, then a month latter we had a terrorist attack
24:00 <Clarkson> no one likes a wombat vagina
24:00 <dematerialised> what a fuckup that would be
24:00 <amelia> WoMBaT VaGiNa
25:00 <xm> everyone wants to be seen as doing good for humanity, but some people woudl place virtual signaling far higher than the results
25:00 <dematerialised> virtue i assume you meant
25:00 <dematerialised> and agreed
25:00 <xm> consider a busy road with one woman stopping her car for kids to cross with complete disregard for other cars in the other lane
25:00 <xm> virtue*
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol I just saw the clarky thing
25:00 <Clarkson> stebie: Im gonna buy mum n dad a fucking skype camera for their tv , it contains skype in the fucking camera as firmware, any hdmi tv can have it ... you need to give it to him , ill dorp it off to ya work on monday
25:00 <couleurs> lol
25:00 <couleurs> Pieter Lives.
26:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
26:00 <TheRiddler> but will it work
26:00 <dematerialised> but will it blend?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
27:00 <dematerialised> riddlers favourite boardgame: http://i.imgur.com/u29casB.jpg
27:00 <Skirmish> It took mere hours for people to start putting Belgium flags on their social media profiles the other night just as the story was breaking. That kind of virtue signaling really grinds my gears. 
27:00 <dematerialised> i posted a video by a comedian responding to that last night
28:00 <xm> the HDMI will be 100% digital to ensure proper parity
28:00 <dematerialised> i thought it wa sperfect
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> 'I put a flag on my profile pic ... I am saving the world from hate'
28:00 <dematerialised> lemme see if i can find the link again
28:00 <couleurs> my HDMI is wireless xDDD
28:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FLGEr1zJYo
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Anthony Jeselnik - Thoughts and prayers Views: 445,466 Uploader: andreytcho Uploaded: Nov 13, 2015 Duration: 2m4s Rating: 4.84
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah my feet hurt
29:00 <xm> why bother putting up France's or Belgium's Flag, might as well put up the entire array of European flags, or just the Euro
29:00 <couleurs> i'm putting a UK flag on mine, just in case
29:00 <xm> it will save them time
29:00 <xm> and when another attack happens
29:00 <dematerialised> we should  start taking bets on which country hits the news next
29:00 <Serenity> im putting my bumhole up
29:00 <dematerialised> #prayforazerbaijan
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
29:00 <dematerialised> #prayforthepeoplesrepublicofthefreenationofthecongo
30:00 <dematerialised> #prayforredfern
30:00 <xm> Shariaaaaa don't like it, bomb the kasbah...bomb the kasbah
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <couleurs> Good Sang.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the amount of redneck fucks on my FBposting shit about pauline hanson is rife
31:00 <xm> they can be just as bad
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> in response to the bombings
31:00 <dematerialised> dont get me started on "aussie pride" bullshit
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it’s so fucking annoying
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> MUSLIMS ARE BAD
31:00 <dematerialised> MUSLIMS RAPED MY PET DOG
31:00 <xm> but i consider Hanson tame
31:00 <Serenity> you gotta watch them fucken mooslims
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> like they gonna get you
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and kill you
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and … our culture
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
32:00 <dematerialised> haha
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck off you cunt
33:00 <dematerialised> two of my best workmates are of the faith
33:00 <xm> my main fear is that Muslims will take away our jobs at the pig abattoir
33:00 <dematerialised> i'd trust them in a firefight
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> eating all our fuckin’ bacon
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
33:00 <dematerialised> haha that reminds me, a page complaining about "stop halal slaughter in australia"
33:00 <Clarkson> should go back to ask jeeves ud be fucked then faggot
33:00 <dematerialised> like, are you eating the halal meat?
33:00 <dematerialised> you fucking retards
33:00 <Skirmish> That vid was spot on Demat. 
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit hey 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly a lot of tards
33:00 <dematerialised> "look at me i am the sads too"
34:00 <dematerialised> i'll bun your face in a minute
34:00 <dematerialised> i really should go get some
34:00 <Skirmish> A WA police officer just tried to add me on linkedin. First thing I thought was 'Have I done anything wrong lately?'
34:00 <hotXbunFace> you wish jellyfish
35:00 <Serenity> i bought some hot x buns today
35:00 <dematerialised> i get told im a cop quite a lot for someone who definitely is not a cop
35:00 <Serenity> dunno why. I wont be eating them
35:00 <hotXbunFace> wot flavour
35:00 <Skirmish> Jerome thinks I am a cop. 
35:00 <Serenity> um
35:00 <xm> someone asked me if im from the UK today... doesnt make sense if you know me
35:00 <Serenity> original?
35:00 <dematerialised> you've just got a mad tan xm
35:00 <xm> i mustve sounded like a ponce
35:00 <hotXbunFace> is original plain or fruit
36:00 <Serenity> Jerome is so spaced out he wouldn't know the difference between a cop and a loaf of bread
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Serenity> why you talk to these people is beyond me
36:00 <Serenity> fruit amelia
36:00 <Skirmish> He is entertaining when nobody else is online chatting. 
36:00 <dematerialised> amelia is a bit of a fruit
37:00 <Serenity> id rather finger me own asshole
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <xm> 2nd butt reference tonight from Serenity !!!!
37:00 <amsy> is he entertaining though?
37:00 <amsy> he chats in a looo
37:00 <amsy> loop*
37:00 <Serenity> oh second?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot in the butt
37:00 <xm> im delicate like a fliower
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> metoo
38:00 <hotXbunFace> venus flytrap maybe
38:00 <dematerialised> my taint smells like bread
39:00 <xm> r u gonna drive anywhere this long weekend demat
39:00 <dematerialised> havent decided
39:00 <dematerialised> i was meant to be up in kalbarri but plans got shitcanned
39:00 <xm> the best way
39:00 <dematerialised> which im very upset about
39:00 <xm> kalbarri is nice, camped there for a few days once
39:00 <xm> have fun with the goats
39:00 <xm> no one will watch you ;)
40:00 <dematerialised> yeah, was gonna set up tent  city at anchorage
40:00 <xm> scream out with pleasure and hear your own echo going for miles
40:00 <dematerialised> and stay for the entire break
40:00 <dematerialised> i wanna properly explore Z-Bend/Hawks Nest
40:00 <lolbot> hey xm
40:00 <xm> ey robot
40:00 <xm> im working on a fine fine track at the moment
40:00 <xm> i am very pleased
40:00 <lolbot> share
41:00 <xm> not done yet
41:00 <lolbot> k
41:00 <lolbot> i haven't been
41:00 <lolbot> i can't get anything out
41:00 <dematerialised> you need more fibre in your diet
41:00 <lolbot> thanks for the tip, dematerialised
41:00 <dematerialised> np
41:00 <dematerialised> just happy to help
41:00 <xm> lolbot: it might be your posture on the piano, restricting the flow of poop
42:00 <xm> the proper posture on the piano is to squat
42:00 <xm> why do you think Asians are so good at this?
42:00 <lolbot> heh
42:00 <lolbot> actually i've been playing a lot more guitar
42:00 <xm> i wrote some guitar in this song
42:00 <lolbot> i got it setup and fixed the pickup
42:00 <xm> it's in da breakdown
42:00 <xm> and the randomizer thingy makes it sound way more organic
42:00 <xm> i gonna be famous
42:00 <lolbot> what vst
42:00 <xm> none, just through Reason
42:00 <lolbot> do you use for guitar
42:00 <lolbot> oh ok
43:00 <xm> if i could guitar well i'd just record
44:00 <xm> i remember trolling Jerome lately about MIDI cables
44:00 <xm> it caused him to have a meltdown
44:00 <dematerialised> my guitar skills go as far as the riff for Metallica's One
44:00 <xm> he flooded the same line for about a page and then quit
44:00 <Skirmish> He is easy to set off and watch go nuclear. 
44:00 <xm> i told him my $1 MIDI cable from China was better than his $200 one
44:00 <xm> not liek this though
44:00 <Skirmish> Make fun of his crew taking over Aussie hip hop and he goes nuts too. 
45:00 <xm> he lets a few things slide and is just trying to get a rise, but there are things he does take personally
45:00 <xm> like anything to do with music
45:00 <xm> he has to be the authority
45:00 <Skirmish> I have been thinking about buying a bass guitar and learning how to play for ages. Birthday coming up and I think it's time to commit. 
45:00 <dematerialised> i dont have the time or patience
45:00 <xm> or just parrot back what he said last month to him and he'd rage against that too etc
45:00 <xm> no one really does, it's only when he butts into my conversations 
46:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Me either probably. 
46:00 <xm> it only takes a few sentences to see him triGgEreD
46:00 <dematerialised> ive always wanted to. maybe when i retire
46:00 <dematerialised> or go onto  disability
46:00 <xm> D$P should cover any fuel to go around Australia in ur combi
46:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone have/use wireless earbud headphones? 
46:00 <xm> food is easy, ur da bush tucka man
46:00 <xm> yes
46:00 <xm> well bluetooth now
46:00 <dematerialised> im not the bush tucka man at all
46:00 <xm> i use it heaps at work
46:00 <Skirmish> What have you got? 
47:00 <dematerialised> if i went to the bush without food i would die
47:00 <dematerialised> immediately
47:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking about a blueant pair. 
47:00 <xm> only problem is with the MacBook Pro if you walk off it will switch to speaker mode and blast that
47:00 <xm> so i had childish happy hardcore blasting in the office when i left the room
47:00 <dematerialised> as long as im no more than 250km from the nearest servo im ok
47:00 <xm> i thought they'd be shit but this pair i have is decent
48:00 <xm> demat i always thought you'd be the bush tucka man
48:00 <dematerialised> nah
48:00 <dematerialised> im a big softy
48:00 <dematerialised> not the slightest bit a hard man
48:00 <xm> bush tucka woman???
48:00 <Skirmish> I figure Blueant is a good brand when it comes to bluetooth tech so I should try those. Mid range price at about $130. 
48:00 <dematerialised> sometimes
49:00 <xm> my complaing about bluetooth is that the power drains so quickly of course
49:00 <xm> but they arent made for listening for that long i suppose
49:00 <xm> complaining*
49:00 <Skirmish> Claimed 6 hours of use and 15 minute quick charge. 
49:00 <xm> mine isnt that good but i got it for free anyway
49:00 <Skirmish> I will only be using them for 1 maybe 1.5 hours at a time. 
49:00 <dematerialised> do they have wireless charging for wireless earbuds yet?
50:00 <Skirmish> Maybe in the high end ones. 
50:00 <dematerialised> that'd be the only thing stopping me
50:00 <dematerialised> plugging them into a cable would be a pita
50:00 <xm> they should have earbuds recharged by the mechanical action of the person walking
50:00 <dematerialised> thats an idea
50:00 <Skirmish> My requirements were that they be wireless and that I could make/take calls using them too. 
50:00 <xm> or maybe you can wear a lemon necklace and recharge it that way
50:00 <dematerialised> haha
50:00 <xm> with terminals coming out yo
51:00 <dematerialised> come home, jam them into your bowl of lemons
51:00 <dematerialised> done
51:00 <xm> i was frigcken lucky i didnt have my rap song blast at work
51:00 <xm> it was imn the playlist
51:00 <xm> but i didnt leave for long
51:00 <xm> where i rapped myself
52:00 <xm> TraUmA
52:00 <dematerialised> if you arent half stepping you aint shit
52:00 <Skirmish> He is still trying lol 
52:00 <dematerialised> its just a misunderstanding
53:00 <Skirmish> He just needs to have a chat with Serenity and get it all worked out. 
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <Serenity> he can fuck off
54:00 <dematerialised> Lumeah bb come back
54:00 <Skirmish> That pig has had a boner to try and bait me for the last week. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Claims she has reported me to the NSW Police. 
54:00 <amsy> what for?
54:00 <dematerialised> did you turn her down?
54:00 <Skirmish> 'There is this guy on the internet that says I am dumb and calls me hagrid. Please get him'
55:00 <Skirmish> amsy: Online bullying. 
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <amsy> oh
55:00 <Serenity> like pieter and his bullying group
55:00 <Serenity> with ricky lee
55:00 <Skirmish> Lol probably. 
55:00 <dematerialised> does that still exist?
55:00 <dematerialised> i havent looked at it in months
55:00 <xm> are you sure she would report to NSW
55:00 <Skirmish> Claims I online bully her and then comes online and tries to bait me into responding to her. 
55:00 <xm> i thought she'd think it'd be a Federal issue
55:00 <xm> a matter of national security
55:00 <xm> you being an IRC terrorist on Austnet and all
56:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt joke about it
56:00 <couleurs> i'm in a FiFa oneline bully ps4 group sometimes 14 year olds send me bad msgs about my mom... Reported.
56:00 <dematerialised> feminists almost made it illegal to have anything negative said about a woman online
56:00 <Skirmish> I should ignore her. If someone ever did find out my name and report me to the gubberment I would be in a pickle. 
56:00 <dematerialised> thank fuck for canada
56:00 <Skirmish> She is just so fucking dumb though!!
56:00 <Serenity> ooh i know your name
56:00 <Serenity> im gonna report you if you dont show me your dong
56:00 <xm> good thing the government does care
56:00 <xm> doesnt*
56:00 <Skirmish> You are one of a very small group Serenity. I would know who to hunt afterwards. 
57:00 <Serenity> damn
57:00 <Serenity> lol
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