// #melbourne — 2016-03-23
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01:09:00 <Trevor> shuttup slut
01:09:00 <Clarkson> i had 2 gay friends over
01:09:00 <Trevor> dont u fuckin start
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics, trevor?
01:17:00 <Trevor> http://www.roosters.com.au/info/photo-gallery.html
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> 230am :|
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, 2:40
03:59:00 <dematerialised> and that was the second time i got crabs
04:07:00 <dematerialised> and while I am at it, nobody cars about middle east/eastern european countries being bombed/terrorised. it's been that way for hundreds of years. the only way to fix it is to nuke them from orbit. it's the only way to be sure
05:19:00 <chit-chat> ellou
07:08:00 <chinorik> hi
07:08:00 <chinorik> anyone up?
11:20:00 <gs69azza> fuck melbourne has broken me
11:54:00 <Serenity> cause you werent already broken
11:54:00 <Serenity> lol
11:58:00 <gs69azza> nah
11:58:00 <gs69azza> im in shit too
11:58:00 <gs69azza> ricky put almost everything on snapchat
11:58:00 <Student> Greetings
11:58:00 <gs69azza> michelle went nuts
11:59:00 <gs69azza> theres a part where i've got blood on my hand and down my chin and I'm laughing going "I just coughed up blood that aint good"
11:59:00 <Serenity> well... not doing bad things would be an idea
12:00:00 <gs69azza> yeah I got fucked up
12:00:00 <gs69azza> hard
12:00:00 <gs69azza> even got michelle tattooed to my hip as a peice of bread lol
12:01:00 <Serenity> .
12:03:00 <Serenity> meanwhile my only conundrum is there is only white bread left for breakfast and it tastes like shit
12:04:00 <gs69azza> haha
12:04:00 <gs69azza> bread isn't too bad
12:04:00 <gs69azza> but I'm back to being fat
12:05:00 <Serenity> i havent eaten white bread in a while it tastes weird to me
12:05:00 <Serenity> doughy
12:05:00 <gs69azza> yeah fair call
12:05:00 <gs69azza> I can imagine
12:06:00 <gs69azza> i had kfc yesterday for the first time since like 2011
12:06:00 <Serenity> oh god
12:06:00 <Serenity> GOD
12:06:00 <Serenity> id kill for kfc lol
12:06:00 <gs69azza> still don't like it
12:06:00 <gs69azza> nah
12:06:00 <gs69azza> shit tastes like oil
12:06:00 <Clarkson> there u go johninja always talkin about sex
12:06:00 <Serenity> yeah no doubt
12:06:00 <Serenity> i bet id get it have like 2 bites and then not touch it
12:07:00 <Serenity> i had HJ's back in January and it made me so sick
12:08:00 <gs69azza> I've HJs like twice my entire life
12:08:00 <gs69azza> I love maccas
12:08:00 <gs69azza> but the maccas I had in glenrowan yesterday tasted funny
12:09:00 <Serenity> HJ's is my kryptonite aha
12:09:00 <gs69azza> although I had some imbred retard serve me, it may have just been their fault
12:10:00 <faux> lol
12:10:00 <faux> ricky put it on snapchat or you did
12:10:00 <Serenity> these days the worst I have is some take away chinese food and even that on the weekend made me feel rotten for 2 days
12:10:00 <faux> i saw the coke on your snap
12:10:00 <faux> mong
12:10:00 <Serenity> you dont snap me either you cunt
12:10:00 <faux> it was on his story
12:10:00 <Serenity> i dont get them
12:11:00 <faux> you dont get notifications for stories
12:11:00 <Serenity> i dont get his stories
12:11:00 <faux> youhave to look on your feed
12:11:00 <faux> ehy
12:11:00 <faux> why
12:11:00 <faux> do you have him on snap lol
12:11:00 <Serenity> i dont fucking know lol
12:11:00 <Serenity> yes
12:11:00 <faux> well you should
12:11:00 <gs69azza> oh I have anew snapchat
12:11:00 <gs69azza> nutellafit
12:11:00 <gs69azza> yeah my own snapchat was tame
12:11:00 <faux> well thatd do it
12:12:00 <Serenity> OH OF COURSE YOU DO
12:12:00 <Serenity> fuck head
12:12:00 <gs69azza> I'm the biggest fuck head
12:12:00 <faux> snorting coke is heaps tame
12:12:00 <Serenity> I know this
12:12:00 <faux> lol
12:12:00 <gs69azza> the amount we did I dunno how we aren't dead
12:12:00 <Serenity> seriously this bread tastes like eating yeast infection
12:12:00 <faux> oh god this mochacino is amazing
12:12:00 <Serenity> why is it so awful
12:12:00 <faux> what is it
12:13:00 <gs69azza> at 1 stage I thought I was gonna have to call an ambulance for ricky
12:13:00 <Serenity> its just white bread
12:13:00 <gs69azza> white bread
12:13:00 <gs69azza> lol
12:13:00 <faux> oh god i hate white bread
12:13:00 <faux> its so doughy and vom
12:13:00 <Serenity> [9:05am] <@Serenity> i havent eaten white bread in a while it tastes weird to me
12:13:00 <Serenity> [9:05am] <@Serenity> doughy
12:13:00 <Serenity> llol
12:13:00 <faux> woolies fucked my order and substituted my wholemeal for white like a week or so ago
12:13:00 <faux> and it was horrible
12:13:00 <Serenity> i buy it for the kids for their lunches because its cheap lol and half the time they only eat half of it anyway
12:14:00 <Serenity> and its all that was left this morning
12:14:00 <Serenity> vom
12:14:00 <faux> wholemeal is same price at woolies
12:14:00 <faux> as white
12:14:00 <gs69azza> I kinda want bread now
12:14:00 <gs69azza> i'm detoxing
12:14:00 <gs69azza> fml
12:14:00 <faux> actually i lied
12:14:00 <faux> i think white is 85c
12:14:00 <faux> and wholemeal is $1.50
12:14:00 <faux> lol
12:14:00 <faux> oh no.
12:14:00 <Serenity> i dont buy coles/woolies brand bread for me
12:15:00 <Serenity> only the kids cause im an asshole
12:15:00 <Clarkson> ^ faggot plivent stalking online girls like a fat lifeless neckbeard
12:15:00 <faux> i love how homebrand wholeneal is so cheap and fuckinf burgen cunts charge like $5
12:15:00 <faux> die
12:15:00 <faux> lol @ 5 more like $7
12:15:00 <Serenity> i love helgas bread but thats hell expense too
12:15:00 <faux> yeah
12:15:00 <faux> idk it all tastes the same.to mentbh
12:15:00 <faux> the brands
12:15:00 <faux> jst the thickness is diff
12:16:00 <faux> i dont eat te crust
12:16:00 <faux> lol
12:16:00 <faux> im such a baby
12:16:00 <Serenity> i went without bread altogether for so long then im like... im not doing this anymore lol
12:16:00 <faux> same
12:16:00 <gs69azza> the breadrolls at kfc were mad
12:16:00 <faux> i did it til i lost what i wanted
12:16:00 <gs69azza> it's like sweet though
12:16:00 <Serenity> cause theyre full of sugar
12:16:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
12:16:00 <faux> then i was like I CANNOT
12:16:00 <faux> its hard without bread lol
12:17:00 <Serenity> i want a box of kfc chips
12:17:00 <faux> oh god kfc buns with chips stuffed inside dipped in potato and gravy
12:17:00 <Serenity> i heard on the radio theyre $1 atm
12:17:00 <faux> want pls
12:17:00 <ShadowLurker> omg im so hungry now
12:17:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks
12:17:00 <faux> me 2
12:17:00 <gs69azza> same
12:17:00 <faux> i have a coffee and an egg roll
12:17:00 <faux> im gonna consume it in a min
12:17:00 <gs69azza> i had sushi and a detox shake
12:17:00 <faux> egg and bacon roll*
12:18:00 <Serenity> god sushi i could eat my weight in that stuff
12:18:00 <Serenity> hnngg
12:18:00 <faux> SEZ
12:18:00 <faux> a sushi placr
12:18:00 <faux> started delivering here
12:18:00 <faux> dunno if i told u
12:18:00 <Serenity> omg yess
12:18:00 <gs69azza> haha that's mad
12:18:00 <faux> but i can finally try it
12:18:00 <faux> lol
12:18:00 <faux> do you guys have ogalo burgers in perth
12:18:00 <faux> i think yhats ehat theyre called
12:18:00 <faux> portuguese place
12:19:00 <Serenity> dunno
12:19:00 <ShadowLurker> not that ive seen
12:19:00 <faux> they started delivering here also
12:19:00 <faux> AY
12:19:00 <faux> YAY
12:19:00 <faux> lol
12:19:00 <faux> kfc needs to start delivering
12:19:00 <faux> and red rooster
12:19:00 <Serenity> i need to get back into being more strict i have 10kg to lose in 7 months
12:19:00 <faux> id becomr a fat lard
12:19:00 <faux> you will so do it
12:20:00 <faux> youre a champ
12:20:00 <faux> you lost a whole human in like 4 months
12:20:00 <faux> isnt that amazing when you think about it
12:20:00 <Serenity> i had such a FUCKKKK I dont want this anymore moment the other day
12:20:00 <faux> imagine carrying ant around on your back all dsy
12:20:00 <Serenity> like i was ao angry and i even swore at longie even though i havent spoken to him in like 4 weeks
12:20:00 <faux> LOL
12:20:00 <faux> why
12:21:00 <Serenity> im like that CUNT with his second lunch.. fuck HIM
12:21:00 <faux> was he being a turd
12:21:00 <faux> LOL
12:21:00 <Serenity> seriously i was just so over everythin
12:21:00 <faux> i hate his metabolism
12:21:00 <faux> he can sucka dick
12:21:00 <Serenity> and yeah when you think of it in terms of ant, or like rob said 36 bags of sugar.. like wtf
12:21:00 <Serenity> thats so much
12:21:00 <faux> yeah
12:21:00 <faux> ivr seen it on the biggest loset a while ago
12:22:00 <faux> they make yhem carry ghe weigut thry lost in a backpa k
12:22:00 <faux> wow good typing
12:22:00 <faux> and walk up a hill
12:22:00 <faux> and they were like hng ded
12:22:00 <Serenity> fuck i dont think i could do that
12:22:00 <Serenity> i cant even pick ant up lol
12:22:00 <faux> have u seen scream
12:22:00 <faux> the tv show
12:23:00 <Serenity> i watched the first ep when it first came out
12:23:00 <Serenity> thats it
12:23:00 <faux> i jus watched all 10 eps
12:23:00 <faux> in two days
12:23:00 <faux> lol
12:23:00 <faux> its not too bad
12:23:00 <faux> not the greatest but kept me wondering
12:23:00 <faux> im about to find out who ghe killer is
12:23:00 <faux> have 10 mins left
12:24:00 <faux> of the last ep
12:24:00 <faux> OK I MUST GO AND EAT my roll is getting cold
12:24:00 <Serenity> i should give it another go
12:24:00 <faux> me rolls
12:24:00 <faux> bai
12:24:00 <Serenity> lool
12:24:00 <Serenity> enjoy
12:57:00 <faux> HNG
13:30:00 <JunkieCunt> +
13:30:00 <JunkieCunt> oops
13:32:00 <Trevor> max dooheys in the gravel at lidcombe station
14:17:00 <JunkieCunt> Skirmish faggot5
14:17:00 <JunkieCunt> what
14:17:00 <Skirmish> You wish buddy, you wish.
14:19:00 <Skirmish> I love the smell of dettol.
15:47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/marika-ninness-feared-her-boyfriend-ross-merrick-before-alleged-murder-20160302-gn8zsj.html
15:48:00 <TheRon> and what about breasts\
15:53:00 <BlackDevil> eww
15:53:00 <BlackDevil> hulk hugans penis
15:53:00 <Clarkson> mr OCD fred faggot fuck is gay
15:56:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> BlackDevil is a girl
15:56:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> so are you tisk
15:59:00 <abortion> I don't think that is tisk
15:59:00 <abortion> sagonet.net is something loopy uses
16:01:00 <Serenity> doesnt matter who it is theyre a knob
16:02:00 <Skirmish> That first sms after you change your message tone and you're thinking 'what the fuck is that noise!?'
16:03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i will hold this rocket for you
16:31:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:31:00 <TheRon> two more sleeps
16:32:00 <TheRiddler> I hate being sick
16:32:00 <TheRon> beer?
16:32:00 <TheRiddler> nope
16:33:00 <TheRon> 420?
16:33:00 <Doodle> sure
16:35:00 <TheRon> is there anything 420 can't do?
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> someone tell centrelink their website sux
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> they probably overloaded because everyone needed to report today
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> also they fucked up their app
16:42:00 <Serenity> go back to using the old app it works better
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> how do I do that
16:43:00 <Doodle> the app locked me out so i've been on hold for 29 minutes now
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> did you notice that the password field is only 6 spaces
16:43:00 <Doodle> yup
16:43:00 <Doodle> so after 3 attempts its locked for 12hrs
16:44:00 <Serenity> i just downloaded it from the app store
16:44:00 <Serenity> after upgrading to the new one and noticing it didnt work
16:44:00 <Doodle> yes i have it i just cant log into it
16:45:00 <Serenity> ash asked
16:51:00 <TheRon> the chilli i made yesterday was so good it burned a bit on the way out
16:52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm using lite
16:53:00 <TheRiddler> done
16:53:00 <TheRiddler> also
16:53:00 <TheRiddler> I'm quiting my job
16:54:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
16:56:00 <TheRiddler> because they reckon I'm just avoiding work or something when I called in sick
16:57:00 <ShadowLurker> dont give them the satisfaction
17:01:00 <Doodle> finally
17:01:00 <Doodle> 46 mins later
17:02:00 <TheRon> the rock has come back to melbourme
17:04:00 <ShadowLurker> woah
17:04:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:02:31 PM* <Clarkson> 45 minutes left, and those minutes will fucking drag
17:04:00 <Clarkson> imagine if i came to to to hell again again again
17:05:00 <TheRon> doodle, angry anderson - suddenly
17:06:00 <Doodle> chewn
17:06:00 <Doodle> i only have rose tattoo
17:06:00 <TheRon> we can't be beaten
17:06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rose Tattoo - Bad Boy For Love.mp3 (2.84MB 128kbps Stereo 3:05)
17:07:00 <TheRon> nice
17:09:00 <ShadowLurker> rose tattoo https://40.media.tumblr.com/af8dca8b2dada39546da109bfa2d88fd/tumblr_o40945XPmd1roimwso1_400.jpg
17:11:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
17:11:00 <TheRon> dunno about you, i like my bbw women good and drunk
17:12:00 <bi_bbw> i like my men dumb and fucked TheRon
17:13:00 <TheRon> you like rugby league players then
17:14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:14:00 <Doodle> lol
17:14:00 <Doodle> i like my women medium rare
17:15:00 <Doodle> just a bit crispy on the outside
17:15:00 <Doodle> not 2 much tho
17:15:00 <TheRon> nah not too much
17:15:00 <bi_bbw> u saying ur a rugby player ron?
17:16:00 <Doodle> osnap
17:16:00 <TheRon> virgins remember their first, i'd rather be forgotten
17:17:00 <bi_bbw> aint u the guy who got caught with his weenier in the ice fridge at maccas?
17:29:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
17:29:00 <TheRiddler> kingpin is living it up
17:30:00 <nerdygirl> yo
17:36:00 <TheRon> jane bunn, i watch her and i have no idea what she says
18:00:00 <TheRon> ratcat - don't go now
18:14:00 <TheRon> one word one letter one line and i feel a whole lot better
19:37:00 <Picard> Matthew
19:43:00 <zaim> my name is zaim, not Matthew
19:49:00 <Picard> fuck off
19:50:00 <amsy> not nice Picard
19:51:00 <amsy> he was just breaking the awkward silence
19:52:00 <robot> hi amsy
19:54:00 <zaim> thanks amsy. u get me
19:54:00 <robot> hi zaim
19:54:00 <zaim> hi robot
19:54:00 <robot> whats happenin?
19:54:00 <zaim> watching better call saul, yourself?
19:54:00 <robot> just got home
19:54:00 <robot> dinner
19:55:00 <zaim> whats for dinner
19:56:00 <robot> subway
19:56:00 <zaim> mmm
19:59:00 <Picard> fuck you
20:11:00 <amsy> hi robot
20:11:00 <Matthew> good evening Picard
20:16:00 <Picard> Matthew how are u?
20:17:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ Picard
20:18:00 <Matthew> sublime, you?
20:18:00 <Picard> hectic
20:18:00 <Picard> my day and my feelings atm
20:19:00 <British^Meat> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
20:20:00 <British^Meat> s'ok Picard, remember what u told us, when you're sad, just think of us and IRC
20:20:00 <British^Meat> then you'll be happy again
20:21:00 <Picard> whos says im not happy?
20:21:00 <Picard> being hectic doesnt make me sad
20:22:00 <Skirmish> Picard is worried that Cardinal Pell will name him.
20:22:00 <Picard> Skirmish you pathetic excuse of a human
20:22:00 <Skirmish> Just relax I am sure he will keep your secret.
20:23:00 <Picard> as im not, nor ever been a priest why would he name me, you fucking moron
20:23:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to get into the evidence surrounding the case.
20:24:00 <Picard> because u have fuck all, like your life in general
20:25:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
20:25:00 <dematerialised> Picard you aren't one to talk about possessions, you're bankrupt
20:27:00 <British^Meat> lol Skirmish
20:27:00 <British^Meat> classic
20:27:00 <Skirmish> You are very hostile over something you believe doesn't impact you Picard.
20:31:00 <Picard> not at all hostile, i just dont tolerate fucking morons like you
20:32:00 <Skirmish> You don't tolerate morons? That explains your extreme self loathing.
20:32:00 <Skirmish> I notice you haven't challenged demat on the bankruptcy comment. Tough times ahead.
20:33:00 <Picard> wannbe moron cunts with not life,no future. much like yourself Skirmish
20:33:00 <Clarkson> that's fuck all
20:33:00 <Picard> its not worthy of comment, how would a cretin like him know my finances
20:33:00 <Skirmish> lol so salty tonight.
20:34:00 <British^Meat> :) so mad
20:34:00 <British^Meat> poor Picard
20:34:00 <British^Meat> think of us 2moro
20:35:00 <Skirmish> What happens tomorrow? Car gets repo'd?
20:35:00 <Picard> i will British^Meat, when im taking a shit in the morning
20:35:00 <British^Meat> bwhah
20:35:00 <Skirmish> Broke, bald, unattractive, and a wife that doesn't like him. No wonder he's so mad.
20:37:00 <Picard> lol @ broke
20:37:00 <Picard> i pay more in tax than you earn
20:42:00 <Skirmish> Sure.
20:44:00 <Picard> yes, im sure
20:45:00 <faux> god these pissing contests are so boring
20:46:00 <amsy> agreed
20:47:00 <Serenity> double agree
20:47:00 <faux> thx 4 ur support guise
20:49:00 <Picard> lol
20:55:00 <Skirmish> I can piss 3 times as much as anyone else in a pissing content based on just pissing.
20:57:00 <amsy> doubt it
20:58:00 <amsy> faux is here
20:58:00 <Picard> content?
20:59:00 <faux> you can smd
20:59:00 <Picard> yuk
21:00:00 <Skirmish> Social media is already getting angry at the excuses being made for islamic militants over what is happening in Belgium.
21:01:00 <amsy> social media is a disgusting display of the hivemind
21:01:00 <Picard> whats your opinion?
21:01:00 <SixInchRambo> true Amsy
21:01:00 <Skirmish> A majority of it is amsy. Totally agree.
21:02:00 <Skirmish> I am waiting for Belgium flags to appears in profile pictures ... cause that solves everything.
21:03:00 <Picard> i think you missed the point with that exercise
21:03:00 <Skirmish> What was the point of putting a flag in your profile picture?
21:03:00 <Picard> as a mark of respect and rememberance to those who died
21:04:00 <Picard> it wont change the world, just a gesture to the families who lost someone
21:04:00 <Skirmish> All those families are on your facebook?
21:04:00 <Skirmish> Impressive.
21:04:00 <Picard> no, u fucking moron
21:04:00 <Clarkson> what the hell make a movie about it
21:05:00 <Skirmish> So it's an empty gesture from you then, to nobody.
21:05:00 <Picard> this i like talking to a fucking 2yo. telling him why its wrong to scribble on the wall with a crayon
21:05:00 <faux> sheeple
21:05:00 <Picard> you are so fucking stupid.
21:05:00 <Clarkson> one of his sister's is the hottest lesbian I've ever met
21:05:00 <Picard> how the fuck do you find your way to work each morning?
21:05:00 <faux> how about respecting peoples deaths in all countries and not just those publicised on mainstream media
21:05:00 <faux> no one mourns deaths in Lebanon syria and turkey because theyre not as beautiful as france
21:05:00 <faux> die
21:06:00 <Skirmish> What does this have to do with putting a flag in your display picture as if it does anything?
21:06:00 <Picard> faux im sure plenty do, i feel for the innocent people who are persicuted and killed
21:07:00 <Skirmish> That hive mind thing that amsy mentioned ... those are the people that put flags in their display pictures. They aren't motivated by any real desire to do anything except feel guilty when their friends do it and they haven't.
21:07:00 <thestig> they didnt put much effort into it either, oh lets change the gay flag to france
21:07:00 <Doodle> i feel guilty when my friends do it and i havent
21:08:00 <Picard> and i did the flag because at the time i had a friend living in france,it could so easilly have been her killed
21:08:00 <Skirmish> I am glad the flag protected them picard.
21:08:00 <Picard> it didnt u fucking idiot
21:08:00 <Clarkson> this shit is hilarious
21:09:00 <Picard> are you really that stupid?
21:09:00 <Skirmish> You are. Why can't I be?
21:09:00 <faux> lmao clarkson
21:09:00 <Clarkson> how did this shit happen
21:09:00 <Picard> do you take a moment to think of those who died on Anzac day>
21:09:00 <Picard> ?
21:09:00 <faux> stupid people clarkson
21:09:00 <Clarkson> Saemon has been smoking his dad's dry cum again
21:09:00 <faux> ye
21:09:00 <Doodle> lol
21:09:00 <Doodle> ew
21:10:00 <Skirmish> Yes I do Picard. I get up before dawn and go to a service. I don't change my display pic on facebook and figure that will do.
21:10:00 <Picard> why do you do that, im sure you didnt know any of them
21:10:00 <Picard> whats the point?
21:11:00 <Skirmish> Because it's a gesture of meaning. Changing your display picture on facebook is not.
21:11:00 <Serenity> are you idiots really arguing about facebook profile pics
21:11:00 <Picard> why isnt it?
21:11:00 <Serenity> i mean this is the worst argument ive seen since who is who in some irrelevant cunts top 8 on myspace
21:11:00 <thestig> i havent seen anyone change to a russian flag for the plane that crashed
21:11:00 <thestig> hi sezz
21:11:00 <Serenity> heya stig
21:11:00 <Picard> i post the ode every year as a mark of respect, i dont attend a service. but i still remember them
21:12:00 <Skirmish> Considering the normal level of conversation in this channel this is pretty damn intellectual. Why have a go about it yet you are happy to let beehhh rant for hours?
21:12:00 <Skirmish> ERMAGERD we're not chatting about dicks or tits or watching an endless wave of beehhh nonsense. ATTACK THEM!
21:13:00 <Serenity> because i ignore beehhh
21:14:00 <Serenity> because hes a smelly foriegner
21:14:00 <faux> id rather thus convo than them arguing over who makes morenmoney
21:14:00 <faux> lol
21:14:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet. We are all millionaires with awesome jobs.
21:16:00 <Picard> Serenity is angry because she isnt the focus of our attention
21:16:00 <Serenity> why is it every time a female as an opinion about anything shes angry
21:17:00 <Doodle> coz ur all bitches
21:17:00 <Clarkson> thats bitch way
21:17:00 <Doodle> ye
21:17:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no emotion happening right now other than discomfort because i need to piss
21:17:00 <Picard> yeah, what Doodle said
21:18:00 <Serenity> and im the center of attention when ever i want to be
21:18:00 <Serenity> thank you very much
21:18:00 <Doodle> so sezz
21:19:00 <Doodle> arcing jet of semen?
21:20:00 <Serenity> ROFLL
21:20:00 <Picard> i think u need a group facial Serenity
21:21:00 <Skirmish> I am going to put a large spoon full of smooth Peanut Butter in a dish, nuke it for 15 seconds, and then add a few scoops of vanilla ice cream. Once all that is mixed together I will be enjoying the best peanut butter icecream on the planet and you cunts can enjoy beehhh and semen.
21:21:00 <Clarkson> yes but the thing is im not a faggot
21:21:00 <Serenity> i think you need a 12 incher up the chocolate spout lad
21:21:00 <Doodle> lool
21:21:00 <Picard> nice
21:21:00 <Picard> why u are getting the facial?
21:21:00 <thestig> skirmish dont forget to put french flag colours on it
21:22:00 <Picard> thestig u little nuffy, shut up
21:22:00 <Skirmish> I'm still waiting for social media SJW's to catch Kony. Until they have caught Kony I do not recognise any of their other crusades.
21:22:00 <thestig> picard did u learn the work nuffy from a school girl you been showing your cock to on skype?
21:23:00 <thestig> word*
21:23:00 <Picard> work/.
21:23:00 <Picard> lol
21:24:00 <Picard> dont be upset little fella
21:24:00 <StevieLoz94> HI ALL
21:25:00 <Picard> hey stebie
21:25:00 <Picard> StevieLoz94
21:25:00 <Skirmish> Hey StevieLoz94 hows it?
21:26:00 <thestig> oh soz picard was busy painting the french flag on my face to bring a french person back to life
21:28:00 <Picard> thestig once you loose your virginty you wont be so angry at the world, go get a hooker ffs
21:29:00 <thestig> lose* and your still on irc lolll
21:29:00 <thestig> you old washed up cunt haha
21:29:00 <Picard> hahaha
21:30:00 <Picard> and u still havent smelt a pussy lol
21:30:00 <British^Meat> u smelt iron, not pussy
21:30:00 <Skirmish> Shove 3 fingers in one of Picards gut rolls and you can simulate the smell thestig.
21:32:00 <thestig> haha grosee
21:32:00 <Picard> dont get him excited, he will rape the dog
21:32:00 <thestig> this guy from mildura come past work. total fuckwit
21:32:00 <thestig> must be inbreeding there or something
21:33:00 <thestig> wow picards comebacks have gone downhill since he hit 60
21:33:00 <Picard> cool story
21:33:00 <Picard> thestig is it getting close?
21:33:00 <Skirmish> LOL that was a great burn.
21:33:00 <Picard> didnt realise what time of year it was
21:36:00 <StevieLoz94> good thanks you
21:39:00 <Picard> bit of a lag StevieLoz94?
21:46:00 <StevieLoz94> I am ordering bridesmaid dress online so i pre occupied too :)
21:47:00 <Picard> ok
21:47:00 <Picard> u are a crossdresser?
21:48:00 <StevieLoz94> lol
21:49:00 <StevieLoz94> not quite
21:49:00 <StevieLoz94> bahaha
21:52:00 <Picard> eeeww
21:54:00 <thestig> whats getting close? is lauchlan coming on irc to take over the prothero family trust?
21:57:00 <amsy> can you not
21:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:59:00 <StevieLoz94> why ewww?
22:00:00 <Picard> personal info, naughty boy
22:13:00 <StevieLoz94> nah
22:13:00 <slower> you do know StevieLoz94 is a girl?
22:15:00 <StevieLoz94> lol
22:16:00 <thestig> <amsy> can you not you tell em amsy
22:16:00 <amsy> i was talking to you lol
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> picard is speshel
22:16:00 <thestig> meee?
22:16:00 <amsy> yesssss
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> yes amsy?
22:17:00 <amsy> bringing family into it, not cool
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> were you going to ask me something?
22:17:00 <amsy> ash, theres a new anime con going to melb
22:17:00 <amsy> fyi
22:17:00 <thestig> amsy i didnt know u and picard were so close
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:18:00 <amsy> thestig, i would say the same for anyone
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> if only I lived there
22:18:00 <amsy> you can travel
22:18:00 <amsy> lol
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> true
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> I should also say if only I had the money
22:19:00 <amsy> i dont know when it is
22:19:00 <amsy> i doubt its tomorrow though lol
22:20:00 <amsy> its in september
22:20:00 <amsy> http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/03/australia-gets-a-new-convention-the-madman-anime-festival-is-coming-to-melbourne/
22:22:00 <thestig> amsy i have never seen you say "can you not"
22:25:00 <faux> youve probably also never seen her say shes gonna fist my ass doesnt mean she hasnt said it
22:25:00 <amsy> ...
22:25:00 <amsy> lmao
22:25:00 <Qbert> wtf
22:25:00 <thestig> my little amsy is all grown up
22:25:00 <Qbert> freky bitch
22:25:00 <thestig> faux still 2
22:25:00 <faux> looolll
22:25:00 <Qbert> +a
22:39:00 <amsy> https://gfycat.com/FlusteredFinishedKillifish
22:49:00 <British^Meat> lol @ x_over
23:10:00 <chit-chat> ellou
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
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