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02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a movie
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> suggestions?
02:00 <dematerialised> did you know that about 3 percent of the saltiness of the ocean is due to marine animal jizz
02:00 <Clarkson> I always dream I'm a lesbian in an elevator 
02:00 <dematerialised> the rest is the tears of the sailors hearts broken by Student
02:00 <dematerialised> k9 what kinda movies you like
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> something entertaining
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t really want to think…. about complex plot
03:00 <dematerialised> expendables
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> seen it
03:00 <dematerialised> ferntree gully
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> see it about 2 million times
04:00 <dematerialised> american hustle
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> 12 years as a slave
04:00 <dematerialised> just kidding that's a fucking terrible film
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda feels like an irc ch actully lol
05:00 <dematerialised> 12 years a prostitute
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully the movie will lull me to sleep!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> note to self don’t eat chocolate… before bed, ever!
06:00 <dematerialised> i dont think ive ever seen it
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Imay have seen it
06:00 <dematerialised> lol its got Chiwetel in it
06:00 <dematerialised> clearly it's Chiwetel day for me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> man, i hope i havent seen it
06:00 <dematerialised> ive already watched two things with him in it
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm
07:00 <Student> how about oscar winning films?
07:00 <Student> mad max something
07:00 <dematerialised> fortunately he'll always be the agent in serenity for me
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> im regretting buying the washign machine that was $40 cheaper and didnt have auto level for the water
10:00 <dematerialised> now i actually have to guestimate
10:00 <dematerialised> like a pleb
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
12:00 <dematerialised> Islam is peace.
12:00 <GentlemanSausage> With beheadings+
12:00 <dematerialised> whatever it takes
12:00 <GentlemanSausage> Actually, I dont care if you only have 1 imaginary friend, or a giant shitload - you're retarded regardless
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
13:00 <dematerialised> how dare you blaspheme
13:00 <dematerialised> infidel
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a new movie
14:00 <GentlemanSausage> Hmm, how do I feel about government policy
14:00 <GentlemanSausage> hang on ill have to ask my imaginary friend for assistance
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm we don’t care
14:00 <dematerialised> hrm, simple
14:00 <dematerialised> god i miss simbies
14:00 <dematerialised> there is a void in my heart
14:00 <GentlemanSausage> always with a lowercase g.
14:00 <GentlemanSausage> (galways lol)
15:00 <dematerialised> you should listen to minimalist french electronica and free your mind
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> meditation is better and i don’t have to listen to shit music
16:00 <dematerialised> sometimes i meditate while driving
16:00 <dematerialised> its quite dangerous
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Student> why are you still alive?
17:00 <dematerialised> i suppose i have been able to reach a higher level of existence
17:00 <dematerialised> reserved only for those who are worthy
17:00 <dematerialised> those who have embraced the true meaning of it
17:00 <dematerialised> and all things
17:00 <Student> cool 
18:00 <Student> what i meant to ask is that how come you are still alive while experiencing meditation while driving? car was not running?
18:00 <Student> or something else?
18:00 <dematerialised> see above
18:00 <dematerialised> i was enlightened
18:00 <dematerialised> or guided i suppose you could say
19:00 <Student> suppose? still living in fake world?
19:00 <dematerialised> everything is fake
19:00 <Student> good going 
19:00 <dematerialised> everything is just the result of sensory processing by our brains
19:00 <dematerialised> what is real?
20:00 <Student> red pill
20:00 <Student> or may be blue pill
20:00 <Student> choose your pick 
20:00 <dematerialised> if reality is what we sense, or what we interpret
20:00 <dematerialised> then why do people have different experiences of the same "thing"
20:00 <dematerialised> there is no reality
20:00 <dematerialised> only the result of sensory processing by our unique minds
20:00 <dematerialised> scientific output is probably the closest you can get to reality
20:00 <Student> does this happen often to you on these hours?
21:00 <Student> or it is just normal? :)
21:00 <dematerialised> completely normal for me
21:00 <dematerialised> you just asked a good question
21:00 <Student> oh cool 
21:00 <Student> all right
21:00 <Student> can i go now? :P
21:00 <dematerialised> sure
21:00 <Student> ok 
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> n
21:00 <dematerialised> o
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> n then i said shuddduupppp
22:00 <dematerialised> how dare you interrupt
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> but yeah but nah he was like all nah you shuddup
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> https://www.facebook.com/799782143482590/videos/821665017960969/
22:00 <dematerialised> shooter is great
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> shhhhhh can ya keep it down a bit
24:00 <dematerialised> i know right
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> what does it mean that the video of the cowdownie community fair reminded me of austnet?
24:00 <dematerialised> it means you're of sane mind
25:00 <dematerialised> <@dematerialised> #melbourne in a nutshell: http://i.imgur.com/Qi4CSTU.jpg
25:00 <dematerialised> it's a strange place
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> HAHAHA wtf!!
25:00 <dematerialised> accurate though yeah?
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> spot on
26:00 <dematerialised> thanks
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i'm the one in the bunny onesie
26:00 <Bonny> that is not melbourne.. we don't have ambulances that's in the picture like that
26:00 <Student> melbourne does't have ambulances?  wow
26:00 <Student> that is a bit strange for a big city 
26:00 <Bonny> and our ambo's uniforms aren't like that either
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i heard you guys had a brawl
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and apparently it was all the "ethnics"
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah apparently there was a firefight
27:00 <Bonny> morons
27:00 <dematerialised> im so happy we dont get that shit over here
27:00 <dematerialised> we need to hurry up and dig that trench
28:00 <dematerialised> or become two independent nations like timor did
28:00 <Bonny> you have no clue
29:00 <dematerialised> and just like timor, the east will remain the wartorn desolate slum it is
29:00 <dematerialised> and the west will live in peace
29:00 <dematerialised> and prosperity
29:00 <dematerialised> we'll take SA with us though
29:00 <dematerialised> QLD can have NT
29:00 <dematerialised> and nobody cares about TAS anyway
30:00 <dematerialised> they'll breed theirselves out of existence soon enough
31:00 <dematerialised> although we'd probably end up speaking some form of SEAsian language in a few years
42:00 <dematerialised> wb sxc
43:00 <Skirmish> Why thank you.
43:00 <Crispy> hey hey
43:00 <dematerialised> Crispy what is your stance on socio-economic tensions in south sudan?
44:00 <Crispy> wow that is not what i expected to hear
44:00 <dematerialised> i know, i know
44:00 <Crispy> cant say i know to much about the situtation sorry
44:00 <dematerialised> that's fine
44:00 <dematerialised> just thought i'd ask
45:00 <Crispy> ive been there for work a while back
45:00 <Crispy> but it was just for 2 hours
45:00 <dematerialised> if only for one day
47:00 <Crispy> what brings up this topic
47:00 <dematerialised> just something that popped into my head this given moment
47:00 <dematerialised> no real reason
47:00 <dematerialised> just banter mate
47:00 <Crispy> fair enought
47:00 <Skirmish> You went to south sudan for work? What work was that?
48:00 <Skirmish> People smuggling?
48:00 <Crispy> haha no
48:00 <Crispy> just flu into addis
48:00 <Crispy> to pick a guy up to get him out
48:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok I didn't realise you were out of mission impossible. Carry on.
48:00 <dematerialised> haha
48:00 <Crispy> haha no im not
49:00 <Skirmish> I think I have seen you here before with some outrageous stories Crispy. Are you one of 'those' people?
49:00 <Crispy> haha no
49:00 <Crispy> i use to have an interesting job
49:00 <Crispy> but not any more
49:00 <Crispy> im back in australia
49:00 <dematerialised> if we could just join hands
50:00 <Crispy> missus moved here
50:00 <Crispy> i guess play happy family
50:00 <Student> :)
51:00 <Student> another set back 
51:00 <Crispy> haha whats a set back
51:00 <Student> ha ha
51:00 <dematerialised> the opposite of an unset back
51:00 <dematerialised> duh
51:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/tzqtlqhfwTo
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fast Knife Skills - COMPILATION Views: 2,170,055 Uploader: COMPILATION Uploaded: Oct 31, 2015 Duration: 6m36s Rating: 4.56
51:00 <Student> just something that popped into my head this given moment
51:00 <Student> no real reason 
51:00 <Crispy> haha ok
51:00 <dematerialised> student why are you fascinated with me
51:00 <Student> just banter mate
51:00 <Student> because you are the best :P
52:00 <dematerialised> i am curious
52:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
52:00 <Student> don't be too curious
52:00 <dematerialised> i mean i don't like to toot my own horn
52:00 <dematerialised> but if you're giving it
52:00 <dematerialised> i'll take it
52:00 <Crispy> jo just had a hyper and now im wide awake
52:00 <Student> ha ha
52:00 <Student> well you said yourself that you posses every thing a person should have 
52:00 <dematerialised> not everything
52:00 <dematerialised> but more than most
53:00 <Student> (other than you are waiting a knock)
53:00 <Skirmish> Student is a potato.
53:00 <Student> put it that way but impressive ;)
53:00 <Student> oh really ? i am a potato now :P
53:00 <Skirmish> Correct. You are a potato.
53:00 <Student> ok 
53:00 <dematerialised> one thing i don't have is love
53:00 <Student> if you say so 
53:00 <dematerialised> because love was taken from me
54:00 <faux> mmm potato
54:00 <Student> are you potato hungry at the moment Skirmish?
54:00 <Student> keep dreaming faux
54:00 <faux> i am
54:00 <faux> of potatoes
54:00 <Student> dematerialised that was most unfortunate that love was taken from you 
54:00 <faux> dont push me student i will boil you
54:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty unfortunate
54:00 <Student> grrrrrr
54:00 <dematerialised> i was very sad for a long time
55:00 <dematerialised> but i'm ok now
55:00 <Student> you mad girl :P
55:00 <dematerialised> but i'll never forget the pain it caused me
55:00 <Skirmish> Meeeeemories.
55:00 <Student> dematerialised are you on some meds?
55:00 <dematerialised> negative
55:00 <dematerialised> i would pass a piss test
55:00 <Skirmish> Why would he need to be on meds?
55:00 <Student> dematerialised but dear , you don't have to tell that to IRC or anywhere, be strong
55:00 <dematerialised> au contraire (spelling)
55:00 <dematerialised> irc is the best place
55:00 <dematerialised> nobody gives a shit
56:00 <Student> because then people like me might take advantage of you and rob your house or something :P
56:00 <dematerialised> at least i'm making use of the bandwidth austnet pays for
56:00 <dematerialised> nobody can take advantage of me
56:00 <dematerialised> that is impossible
56:00 <Skirmish> So you're a scumbag potato then student.
56:00 <Student> may be that is true for the locals but i am not a local so BE VERY , CAREFul 
56:00 <dematerialised> i have had people threaten bikie gangs, murder, torture
56:00 <Student> Skirmish what about you take my finger?
56:00 <dematerialised> yet like all others, they are nothing more than words
56:00 <dematerialised> and like all others, yours don't scare me
56:00 <Skirmish> Why can't you make sense all the time?
57:00 <Skirmish> This student cunt is a retard.
57:00 <dematerialised> nah he's alright
57:00 <Student> you both fighting for a potato? :P
57:00 <Student> what type of loosers are you 
57:00 <Skirmish> See? A retard.
57:00 <dematerialised> i'm not loose
58:00 <Student> include that girl on the top , three of you 
58:00 <dematerialised> im pretty tight actually
58:00 <Student> grow some mind Skirmish 
58:00 <Student> you are tight on all the wrong places
58:00 <dematerialised> tight in all the best  baby
58:00 <dematerialised> ;)
58:00 <Student> nah  :P
59:00 <dematerialised> shakawkaw!
59:00 <Student> do you do a job? or living on money left by the parents?
59:00 <dematerialised> nah i work full time
59:00 <dematerialised> didn't you read mine and nikki's convo?
59:00 <Student> no i have not 
59:00 <dematerialised> ah, unfortunate
59:00 <dematerialised> if you had you wouldn't need to have asked that question
00:00 <Student> are you fancying yourself with nikki? :)
00:00 <faux> how rude
00:00 <faux> i thought we wos frands
00:00 <Serenity> LOL why is Student so funny right now
00:00 <Serenity> hes never funny
00:00 <dematerialised> i don't fancy myself with any irc woman
00:00 <dematerialised> i did that once
00:00 <dematerialised> my heart was torn asunder
00:00 <Student> may be that is fortunate for you that i hav't not read those chats dematerialised ;P
00:00 <Student> was what? 
00:00 <dematerialised> want me to send you the logs?
00:00 <Skirmish> He's not being funny.
00:00 <Student> what is torn asunder?
00:00 <dematerialised> torn asunder, destroyed
00:00 <dematerialised> obliterated
00:00 <dematerialised> rendered into dust
00:00 <Student> oh 
01:00 <Student> that actually sound bad
01:00 <dematerialised> it was
01:00 <Student> why did you let that happen?
01:00 <dematerialised> i contemplated death
01:00 <dematerialised> because i was weak
01:00 <dematerialised> and forgiving
01:00 <Student> you sound like a MACHO man? can't stop the REALITY to happen?
01:00 <Student> you was? what make you think you are not weak ?
01:00 <dematerialised> i allowed my wealth, my openness and generosity to be abused
01:00 <dematerialised> never again
02:00 <Student> may be that is your prespective to see things
02:00 <dematerialised> may be
02:00 <Student> may be something else happened and you are pointing to others, 
02:00 <dematerialised> that is entirely possible
02:00 <Student> sany way 
02:00 <Student> -a
02:00 <Student> any way 
02:00 <Student> cause you are good at picking up typos
02:00 <Student> or you are the best? :P
02:00 <dematerialised> not the best
03:00 <dematerialised> i'm pretty good though
03:00 <Student> so what is your field of work?
03:00 <dematerialised> you could say i have a way with words
03:00 <dematerialised> my field of work is investigative
03:00 <Student> i can see, you are good with tweaking words and a bit of vocabulary 
03:00 <Student> urine investigation?
03:00 <Student> like the laboratory boy or something?
03:00 <dematerialised> it's a game of trying to converse with someone and not actually say anything at all
03:00 <dematerialised> kind of like a tea party
04:00 <Serenity> im picturing Student talking with a russian accent
04:00 <Student> your field of work is tea party?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Student> strange field really 
04:00 <dematerialised> in a manner of speaking
04:00 <dematerialised> it is
04:00 <Student> like you organise tea party? or investigate it?
04:00 <Serenity> or like serbian or something
04:00 <dematerialised> hmm
04:00 <Student> like sugar level is ok 
04:00 <dematerialised> i would say i investigate what tea is tasty
04:00 <dematerialised> and what tea is not
04:00 <Student> the colour is fine etc etc :)
04:00 <dematerialised> yeah, kind of like that
05:00 <Student> nice job 
05:00 <Student> and it is a full time job?
05:00 <dematerialised> it is
05:00 <Student> cool 
05:00 <Student> so it is a big hotel or something?
05:00 <dematerialised> not really
05:00 <Student> ok 
05:00 <dematerialised> small in the grand scheme of things
05:00 <Student> some brothel house?
05:00 <dematerialised> nah
06:00 <Student> that is complex
06:00 <dematerialised> i am glad you can see this
06:00 <dematerialised> you are bright
06:00 <dematerialised> ;)
06:00 <Student> you know , you make things complex a lot
06:00 <dematerialised> it's a lot of fun
06:00 <Student> and i am not entirely sure why you do that but you do that on purpose
06:00 <dematerialised> it's not often i get to play
06:00 <Student> ok , complexing things is definition of fun for you :)
07:00 <dematerialised> yes!
07:00 <Student> pretty cool 
07:00 <dematerialised> thanks
07:00 <Student> is that the reason you are single right now?
07:00 <Student> it is ok, you are best :P
07:00 <dematerialised> depends on your definition of single
07:00 <Student> the best this channel can manage for a long time , muscular, and like to complex things
07:00 <dematerialised> i am the best thing this channel can manage tbh
07:00 <Student> ok my definition of single :)
08:00 <Student> yes , i can see your point there
08:00 <Skirmish> Shads gets asked what he would do with a 3D printer. Dopey cunt responds 'print photos'.
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <Student> what we did that we have you ? by the way? :)
08:00 <dematerialised> well that depends on what to do go as far as to like
09:00 <Student> do you like to stir clockwise or anticlockwise in your cup of tea? what is better?
09:00 <dematerialised> both actually
09:00 <dematerialised> i have a method
09:00 <dematerialised> i believe it's optimal
09:00 <Student> and what dissolves sugar more quickly in the tea? :)
09:00 <Student> or what method 
09:00 <Student> just in case you are wondering
09:00 <dematerialised> it's important to make sure the liquid rotates both ways so as to not assimilate too many of the grains
09:00 <dematerialised> so i spend a few seconds stirring both ways
09:00 <Student> because your response was not instantaneous
09:00 <dematerialised> to ensure optimal absorption of the material
10:00 <Student> ok 
10:00 <dematerialised> it's also important that if you add any milk, you do so while there is still a vortex
10:00 <Student> vortex?
10:00 <dematerialised> my stirring is not weak
10:00 <Student> ic
10:00 <Student> you call that stirring?
10:00 <dematerialised> it's about being efficient
10:00 <dematerialised> and fast when required
10:00 <dematerialised> and slow when not
11:00 <Student> it is better to be slow when it is popping out of the cup 
11:00 <dematerialised> correct
11:00 <Student> so one should be careful 
11:00 <dematerialised> you don't want any spillage
11:00 <dematerialised> the goal is to create the perfect drink
11:00 <Student> sure you don't want any spillage
11:00 <Student> the perfect drink require lot of time
11:00 <Student> may be days 
12:00 <dematerialised> it does
12:00 <Student> may be more 
12:00 <Student> who knows
12:00 <dematerialised> its important to know when to stop though
12:00 <Student> depend on the definition of perfect drink, that also varies widely 
12:00 <dematerialised> sometimes a drink can be prepared quickly, and still be as tasteful as one that has been labored over for hours
13:00 <Student> i never found that thing to be true , i.e quickly + perfect
13:00 <dematerialised> i will admit that on occassion i have been too vigorous
13:00 <dematerialised> and i have created a bit of a mess
13:00 <dematerialised> but nothing that can't be cleaned up easily
13:00 <Student> may be that is not what the others think about your mess
13:00 <dematerialised> they aren't the ones that have to drink it
14:00 <Student> ok 
14:00 <dematerialised> whether they enjoy the mess or not is none of their business
14:00 <dematerialised> they don't own the benchtop
14:00 <Student> i thought you were investigating drinks for others 
14:00 <dematerialised> no
14:00 <dematerialised> for myself
14:00 <Student> or the drinks that would be used for others
14:00 <dematerialised> it's a rare occassion that i create a drink for someone else to consume
14:00 <Student> you investigate drink for yourself? and you have a full time job for that purpose?
14:00 <dematerialised> and i hope that when i do so, it is appreciated
15:00 <Student> very complex
15:00 <dematerialised> and to be complex is not to be superior
15:00 <dematerialised> just different
15:00 <Student> and may be single :P
15:00 <dematerialised> sometimes i admonish the complexity required
15:00 <dematerialised> but it is required
15:00 <dematerialised> and so it is
16:00 <Student> it is not about you all the time 
16:00 <dematerialised> correct
16:00 <Student> most often you might find yourself doing things that you don't want to do but you are still doing that because you love others
17:00 <Student> or may be something close to it
17:00 <dematerialised> very good!
17:00 <Student> ok
17:00 <Student> how was the drink?
17:00 <dematerialised> simply "great"
18:00 <Student> nice
18:00 <dematerialised> good would be to say that it was ordinary
19:00 <dematerialised> i find you are an interesting person to engage with Student
19:00 <dematerialised> better than the rabble folk here
20:00 <Student> i am glad that worked for you 
20:00 <dematerialised> you're welcome
21:00 <dematerialised> and like clockwork
22:00 <dematerialised> hi nerdygirl
22:00 <nerdygirl> heya
40:00 <dematerialised> i leave you with this Student, it is often not an insult that is intended, but merely an interpretation of the reality of the situation, and everybody interprets differently ;)
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
20:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the exquisite katatonic_kate01
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> goood afternoon m'dear
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you be/
20:00 <Matthew> I am still 'coming down' from the enormous of highs of Madonna yesterday evening... you?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh nice
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend went to the private show 
22:00 <Matthew> i watched that. thoughts?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh he loved it - he was in the front row… 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I thought it was a bit strange tho… 
28:00 <Doodle> Matthew did your crotch explode?
29:00 <Matthew> it was just sublime
29:00 <Matthew> the whole thing ... although i would've preferred 2 or 3 more of the older hits
29:00 <Matthew> and she did VOGUE and ended with HOLIDAY
29:00 <Matthew> and did TAKE A BOW!!1 :d
29:00 <Doodle> she may have forgotten them, she is getting on
30:00 <Matthew> MAYBE
30:00 <Doodle> did u vogue to vogue
31:00 <Matthew> yes... it was fab
31:00 <Matthew> and she was in a very good mood
31:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh
31:00 <Doodle> awes
31:00 <TheRiddler> she left
31:00 <Matthew> i want to go again tonight
32:00 <Doodle> i can never go to a concert twice
32:00 <Doodle> it makes me giddy
33:00 <Matthew> oh im not going again tonight but if a ticket came along this afternoon then i would go again
33:00 <Matthew> she is coming back in 2019!! <3
33:00 <Doodle> lets hope she doesnt do an mj
33:00 <Doodle> i was all geared up to go to his this is it concert
34:00 <Doodle> and he died
34:00 <Matthew> nah. she won't.
34:00 <Doodle> speaking of geared up
34:00 <Doodle> how are the ladies katatonic_kate01
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> they were good last nigh actually
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> night
35:00 <Doodle> did they earn a star on their behaviour charts
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> what ave you been upto?
36:00 <Doodle> ugh study
36:00 <Doodle> 3 assessments on the go atm
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i was attempting to do that
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like hmmm, asignment… or sleep
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> couldn’t sleep
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i was like movie or irc
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm both
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> then sleep
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY for avoiding assignment
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Doodle> i spent hours starting one last night
37:00 <Doodle> got one paragraph
38:00 <Doodle> with about 19 references in it to annotate
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got a few lines…
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Doodle> haha
38:00 <Doodle> i'm halfway through the other 2
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i’ve got a limited word count, and i have to put all this info in…
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it’s annoying
39:00 <TheRon> hi
39:00 <Doodle> lol yep same there is no way i can keep it under 1500 words
39:00 <Doodle> hai TheRon
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> youve got 10% over usually
39:00 <TheRon> 10% either side
39:00 <Doodle> i'll need it
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <Student> Greetings
40:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
40:00 <Doodle> from islamabad
40:00 <TheRon> intro and conclusions 150 words each
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive got to explain theories on addiction and what addiction is and….. something else that im forgetting lol
40:00 <TheRon> 1200 for the body
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah essay plans never fucking work for me
41:00 <Doodle> i have 2 analyse consumer behaviour in the aust market
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex toys and lube
41:00 <Doodle> lol no
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXCITED!
41:00 <Doodle> analyse not analize
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> do ppl that go off ice have bad withdrawls?
41:00 <TheRon> brothel frequenters 
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
41:00 <Doodle> srsly?
41:00 <Doodle> of course they do thats why they cant stop
41:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> they become psycho and angry
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they crave the ‘high'
42:00 <Doodle> like me without coffee
42:00 <TheRon> beer
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate
42:00 <TheRon> no beer makes TheRon something something
42:00 <TheRiddler> you mean cupcakes :p
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha :P
42:00 <Doodle> :D
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven’t had a cupcake in a while to be honest 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh :P
42:00 <Doodle> u have now
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomatron
43:00 <Doodle> haha
43:00 <Doodle> i would never do that irl
43:00 <Doodle> but on irc its ok
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> just as fucking well
43:00 <TheRon> is cupcake some sexual thing i don't know about?
43:00 <Doodle> cupcaking someone is when u fart into your hand
43:00 <Doodle> then stick it in someones face
44:00 <TheRon> like the dutch oven
44:00 <Doodle> indeed, i believe they are related
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d like a real CAKE cupcake
44:00 <Doodle> stop vomiting katatonic_kate01 ppl will think ur preggo
44:00 <TheRon> chicks love the dutch oven in my experience
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> vanilla with….
44:00 <Doodle> farts
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate icing 
44:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 weeks.. i’ half way there
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> im
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS
45:00 <Doodle> whooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
45:00 <Doodle> LIVIN ON A PRAYER
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah… something like that
45:00 <Doodle> :D
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Doodle> so which half of the babby is formed
46:00 <Doodle> top or bottom
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> all 
46:00 <TheRon> 420 helps essay writing
46:00 <Doodle> oh weird
46:00 <Doodle> lol it really doesnt TheRon
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope lol
46:00 <Doodle> i forget my ideas before i can write them down
46:00 <TheRon> sure it does
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <Doodle> i'm like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS fuck
46:00 <Doodle> fuuuuck
46:00 <TheRon> makes you just write
46:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I usually smoke 800 ciggies when doing assignments
46:00 <Doodle> makes you just write bollocks
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> now…. im not smoking
46:00 <Floss> Hey heyhey
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> im like… hmmm DISTRACTION TIME!
47:00 <Doodle> hai Flossturbation
47:00 <Floss> Afternoon
47:00 <TheRiddler> do you start to hate the road being closed too
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sheena Easton - Morning Train (9 To 5).mp3 (7.53MB 128kbps Stereo 8:13)
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> the road is longgggg
50:00 <TheRiddler> there's a section of road that is closed here
50:00 <TheRon> the long and winding road
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. a bus crash on the harbour bridge made everyone late last week
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so fucking annoying
51:00 <TheRiddler> I use it to walk to work
51:00 <TheRiddler> so now I have to go another way
51:00 <TheRon> trucks and buses should stop using bridges in my opinion
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> gold bus
52:00 <TheRiddler> is the harbour bridge road out dated or something?
52:00 <TheRon> green day - basketcase
56:00 <Floss> Last night's deviled sausages yummo
57:00 <TheRon> nup can't do it
59:00 <TheRiddler> deviled sausages are nice
00:00 <TheRon> deviled egg?
07:00 <Floss> I couldnt eat it all
07:00 <Floss> I did it in the slow cooker this time was Reay nice
10:00 <TheRiddler> cool
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
12:00 <TheRiddler> want some cheetos
12:00 <TheRon> some cheesy poofs
13:00 <Floss> I'm ready for a nap now
14:00 <TheRon> a fap nap
17:00 <Floss> A food coma
20:00 <Doodle> 420
21:00 <TheRon> blaze it
22:00 <Doodle> 3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3    3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 
22:00 <Doodle> 3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3      3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3       3,3 3,3    3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3    
22:00 <Doodle> 3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3       3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3  
22:00 <Doodle> 3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3     3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3       3,3 3,3       3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3    
22:00 <Doodle> 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3  3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3   3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 3,3 
22:00 <Floss> Bad doodle
22:00 <Student> that was unfortunated
23:00 <Floss> Gee student did you skip english
24:00 <Student> ha ha
24:00 <Student> sorry 
24:00 <Student> that was unfortunate
25:00 <Student> don't be so harsh for an extra "d"
25:00 <Student> come on :P
25:00 <Floss> Haha
25:00 <Doodle> hehe
25:00 <Floss> Teachers pet
25:00 <TheRon> 420, it was worth it
26:00 <Doodle> booya
26:00 <Floss> Naww I'm dry
26:00 <Floss> Dagnabbit
27:00 <TheRon> carn the sharks
28:00 <Floss> I'm watching the office again
28:00 <TheRon> english or us
28:00 <Floss> God I love creed bratton
28:00 <Floss> US
28:00 <TheRon> creeds a pisser
29:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
31:00 <TheRiddler> damn
33:00 <TheRiddler> :o
35:00 <faux> michael anus
37:00 <faux> ffs
38:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
38:00 <Floss> Dwight you ignorant slut!
38:00 <TheRiddler> damn
39:00 <Floss> Is it raining still
39:00 <TheRiddler> cant tell
39:00 <TheRon> tell us about the battle of shrute farms
39:00 <TheRiddler> probably sprinkling like yesterday
40:00 <faux> this is woeful
40:00 <TheRiddler> yep
40:00 <TheRiddler> damnnn
40:00 <faux> i dont understand why we disnt take the tap before
41:00 <faux> and instead converted 
41:00 <faux> they always do that
41:00 <faux> its fucking ridic
41:00 <Floss> What's this now?
41:00 <faux> intercepts his own teammate lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> rugby
42:00 <TheRiddler> watching faux's team play
42:00 <faux> lol wow
42:00 <faux> good on you widdop
42:00 <faux> league 
42:00 <faux> not union
43:00 <TheRon> for thge lovers of life, and rugby league
45:00 <TheRiddler> widdop needs a spell
45:00 <TheRon> sin bin?
45:00 <TheRiddler> do they have interchanges
46:00 <faux> yah
46:00 <TheRon> 4 like afl
46:00 <faux> fuck
46:00 <faux> thankfuck
47:00 <TheRiddler> nooooo
47:00 <TheRiddler> are you delayed faux?
47:00 <TheRiddler> you on stream or foxtel?
47:00 <faux> foxtel
47:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
47:00 <faux> bit delayed
47:00 <faux> barba is a rocket
47:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
48:00 <faux> fffff
49:00 <TheRon> love this song, daft punk - da funk
50:00 <TheRiddler> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> thay was a gpod try
51:00 <faux> fucking hell.
51:00 <TheRiddler> yep
52:00 <faux> lol..how embarrassing
52:00 <faux> fuck me
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
53:00 <dematerialised> hi guys
53:00 <TheRiddler> hi
54:00 <TheRiddler> phew
54:00 <dematerialised> hows the weather
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's meh
56:00 <TheRiddler> OMFG
56:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is this performance
56:00 <faux> FCK OFF
56:00 <faux> FOR FUCJ SAKE
56:00 <dematerialised> i'm up in glorious kalbarri at the moment, with a brewski and a nice strong sea breeze
56:00 <TheRiddler> ah cool
56:00 <faux> WE ALWAYS PLAY WELL FOR THE FIRST 20 MINUTES AD THEN FUCKING DIE
57:00 <TheRiddler> they better redeem themselves in the 2nd half
57:00 <faux> why the fuck is our defense slacking 
57:00 <faux> imabojt tk break something 
58:00 <Floss> I don't follow the volleyball
58:00 <TheRiddler> sack the coach! :p
58:00 <dematerialised> Floss!
58:00 <dematerialised> where have you been you sexy thing
58:00 <faux> we did
58:00 <Floss> Lol
58:00 <faux> we hace a new one
58:00 <TheRiddler> this year?
59:00 <TheRiddler> well whatever is going on it's not working it seems
02:00 <dematerialised> Maurice heard me playing her song
02:00 <Student> Greetings
05:00 <TheRon> how much is that doggie in the window?
05:00 <TheRon> :)
06:00 <dematerialised> i see what you did there
08:00 <Doodle> OH HI BETSY ARE U A PERSON
09:00 <Betsy> yes
09:00 <Betsy> why?
09:00 <TheRon> he wants to ask you out
10:00 <dematerialised> we all do
10:00 <TheRon> i'm not that choosey
10:00 <Doodle> are you a fat bald german bloke wearing only a nappy and pushing a shopping trolley around?
11:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if men who shop for intimacy hide their cash in their anus so it doesnt get stolen while they sleep afterwards
11:00 <Clarkson> 'oh you're so sexy and so handsome, let's just be together forever'
11:00 <dematerialised> prison rules dawg
18:00 <faux> WHY THE FUCK CANT PACKER HOLD ONTO A BALL
21:00 <dematerialised> the party is getting started
22:00 <TheRiddler> what a wasted oppitunity
22:00 <TheRiddler> err
22:00 <TheRiddler> opportunity
22:00 <Student> it is ok, it is spelling mistakes day 
23:00 <dematerialised> every day is typo day
23:00 <Student> that is also correct
23:00 <Student> so why worry?
23:00 <dematerialised> if you dont make at least one typo, you're not trying hard enough
25:00 <TheRiddler> this is horrible faux
25:00 <dematerialised> i have a strange request, but can someone please come over and quietly contemplate my impressive trapezius superior muscles?
25:00 <TheRiddler> give them a roasting
25:00 <faux> no shit
26:00 <faux> i have a request can u fuck off
26:00 <Student> that is idiotic dematerialised
26:00 <Student> and not even manly 
26:00 <dematerialised> i made no insinuations of it being manly
26:00 <Student> no body is going to fall for that other than someone more idiotic than you 
26:00 <dematerialised> i just want to be admired
27:00 <Student> admired of what? some one coming to your home knocking? :P
27:00 <Student> pretty lazy 
27:00 <dematerialised> nah, i want someone to admire my muscular structure
27:00 <dematerialised> they dont have to say anything
27:00 <dematerialised> just sit there looking
27:00 <Student> by knocking on to you door ? and your strong fucking muscles and ass can't come out of home?
27:00 <TheRon> ppl admire my body all the time
27:00 <dematerialised> well obviously i'd let them in
28:00 <faux> i dont even wanna watchthis game anymore how embarrassing
28:00 <TheRiddler> OMFG
29:00 <Student> dematerialised you can post some of your pics 
29:00 <dematerialised> kk
29:00 <Student> to get an instant response
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to stop watching too
30:00 <Student> what game are you people talking about?
30:00 <TheRiddler> sharks vs dragons
30:00 <dematerialised> rugby a.k.a grown men fingering eachothers bums
31:00 <dematerialised> sometimes i have a friend come over and play rugby
32:00 <TheRon> the storm took the fight out of the dragons
33:00 <TheRiddler> need to drop some players
34:00 <TheRiddler> what a horrid performance
34:00 <TheRon> stormgot rid of widdup for good reason
34:00 <TheRiddler> he was decent last year
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's not just widdop
35:00 <TheRiddler> the players look lazy out there to me
36:00 <TheRiddler> they need a kick up the arse
36:00 <TheRiddler> hai Nikky`
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRiddler :o)
36:00 <TheRon> where's rampaging roy slaven when you need him
37:00 <faux> its league you fucking annoying cunts
37:00 <faux> rugby is union 
37:00 <faux> either say rugby league or suck a dick
37:00 <Clarkson> slinky - fuck off
37:00 <TheRon> just say league
38:00 <dematerialised> just say men in tight shorts
38:00 <TheRon> actually league shorts are quite loose
38:00 <dematerialised> oh i see
38:00 <TheRiddler> I stopped watching faux
39:00 <Nikky`> I will never stop watching faux
39:00 <TheRon> every day is a winding road
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <faux> ok
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> thanks nikky i needed a giggle
41:00 <TheRon> i have her on tape
41:00 <dematerialised> i miss tapes
41:00 <Student> that was more like a x386 giggle 
41:00 <dematerialised> cd's were cool when they got popular
41:00 <dematerialised> but tapes are just better
42:00 <Nikky`> Welcome my lovely one
42:00 <TheRon> now hug!
42:00 <dematerialised> searching, seek and destroy!
43:00 <faux> lol 26-2
43:00 <faux> ..
43:00 <Nikky`> So tomorrow is a public holiday but sadly, I have to work :o(
44:00 <TheRon> if you don't wanna know the score look away now
44:00 <TheRon> fuck me drunk, what a drubbing
44:00 <dematerialised> mmm public holidays
44:00 <dematerialised> im on a four month public holiday
45:00 <dematerialised> time so fucked up, i thought last weekend was easter
45:00 <faux> FUCK OFF KURT MAN
46:00 <Nikky`> I can't wait for Easter..to actually get my long weekend
46:00 <faux> WHYTHE FUCK ISNT DUGAN FULLBACK
46:00 <faux> ABSOLUTELY WOEFUL
46:00 <Nikky`> tho, I have 3 weeks off in June
46:00 <dematerialised> im looking forward to lots of chocolate
46:00 <Nikky`> I am not
46:00 <dematerialised> heathen
46:00 <Nikky`> I'll be ok if I get none
46:00 <dematerialised> are you lack toast intolerant?
47:00 <Nikky`> lol no
47:00 <Nikky`> Just not big chocolate eater..i have chocolate here still from xmas
47:00 <dematerialised> give it to me, i'll get rid of it for you
47:00 <dematerialised> i am a fiend
47:00 <Nikky`> lol no worries
47:00 <Nikky`> tho, I do like the new mint twirl
48:00 <dematerialised> they opened up a new san churros near home a while ago
48:00 <dematerialised> i went there pretty much every weekend for a solid two months
48:00 <dematerialised> it was bliss
48:00 <Nikky`> I am so addicted to the house hunters shows.. I need to get a life 
48:00 <Nikky`> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> is that a foxtel thign
50:00 <Nikky`> Nah, on the new channel 9life
50:00 <TheRon> i read that as horse hunters
50:00 <Nikky`> I don't do foxtel
50:00 <dematerialised> ah fairymuff, my tv is on One/Ten permanently
50:00 <dematerialised> actually im pretty sure i cant watch 9Life on my TV, comes up with "invalid format"
50:00 <dematerialised> time for a new one methinks
50:00 <dematerialised> its done its time in the trenches
50:00 <Nikky`> I think so
51:00 <Nikky`> I finally got with the times I got new tv for my room.. I had one of thise big ugly silver box tv's with set top box
51:00 <dematerialised> hah nice, i only *just* got rid of one of those when i moved
51:00 <dematerialised> still got the STB though
52:00 <Nikky`> I want to get rid of my desk for pc and tv cabinet in lounge in June
52:00 <Nikky`> downsize and probably upgrade tv 
52:00 <Nikky`> tho, that one works fine
52:00 <dematerialised> is it a big tv cabinet?
52:00 <dematerialised> or one of those long shelf things
53:00 <Nikky`> yeah it is. I have it for so long
53:00 <dematerialised> i had one of those years ago
53:00 <Nikky`> I want one of the low long shelf type ones
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah same
53:00 <TheRiddler> are you on a country round trip dematerialised?
53:00 <dematerialised> i've got a huge shopping list of new furniture i want
53:00 <Nikky`> and my pc desk is in my lounge near kitchen as nowhere else to put it but I want smaller, as I hardly use my pc
53:00 <dematerialised> slowly getting thruogh it
53:00 <dematerialised> kind of Riddler
54:00 <TheRiddler> just get a laptop
54:00 <dematerialised> been slowly doing everything north of geraldton the past few weeks
54:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
54:00 <TheRiddler> cool
54:00 <Nikky`> I have a laptop
54:00 <TheRiddler> sell your pc
54:00 <TheRiddler> there's no reason to have a pc much
55:00 <Nikky`> the pc has the modem and wifi router connected to it
55:00 <dematerialised> right now chillin in kalbarri, then im heading inland next weekend
55:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
55:00 <dematerialised> then back to kalbarri again for easter
55:00 <dematerialised> then im going to shark bay/carnarvon
55:00 <dematerialised> then who knows
55:00 <TheRiddler> cool
56:00 <dematerialised> the joys of long service leave
56:00 <dematerialised> so much time to waste lol
56:00 <Nikky`> I get my long service soon.. just under 2 months to go
56:00 <Nikky`> tho, only taking 3 weeks of it to start with
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah i considered banking some
56:00 <dematerialised> but i really felt like exploring for a while
57:00 <Nikky`> I just don't want to get back to work and be all sad that it is gone
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah true
57:00 <Nikky`> plus, I want to use some at xmas..taking 6-8 weeks off
58:00 <dematerialised> luckily with my work there's something new to play with/investigate, so hopefully when i come back its still exciting
58:00 <Nikky`> combined with my annual leave
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah i dont really do christmas
59:00 <dematerialised> appreciate the leave loading though haha
59:00 <Nikky`> My job also gives 10k when you get to 10 years.. tho when you get to 15 or 20 you get fuck all haha
59:00 <Clarkson> im on a penis
59:00 <Nikky`> No leave loading for me
59:00 <dematerialised> haha, 10k is still nice
59:00 <dematerialised> aww bugger
59:00 <Nikky`> true..little less when they tax it 
59:00 <dematerialised> i only get it because we go into forced shutdown over extended breaks
00:00 <dematerialised> basically christmas to new years is forced leave for us
00:00 <Nikky`> This is the only job i've last so long at..usually quit after 2.5 years
00:00 <dematerialised> yeah same
01:00 <dematerialised> ive done a shitton of different jobs too over the years
01:00 <Nikky`> We only close on national public holidays and weekends..tho we have part-time staff in on Sat but thats just for processing
01:00 <dematerialised> this one just worked out well for me and is super convenient haha
01:00 <dematerialised> been everything from a plasterer to a customs officer lol
01:00 <Nikky`> I travel nearly 3 hrs a day for mine.. so I am amazed I have lasted so long
01:00 <dematerialised> ah i couldnt do that
01:00 <dematerialised> 3 hours travel would kill me
02:00 <dematerialised> im lucky, 20 minute drive straight into the CBD
02:00 <Nikky`> You kinda get used to it..tho by end of week I am so tired and asleep before 9-9:30 on Fri
02:00 <dematerialised> yeah i can imagine
02:00 <dematerialised> i'd be knackered
16:00 <dematerialised> goodbye my lover
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate that cunt who sings that
21:00 <dematerialised> i used to know who it was
21:00 <TheRon> james blunt
21:00 <TheRon> whoops
21:00 <dematerialised> thats the one
21:00 <TheRon> i shouldn't know that
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:00 <dematerialised> busted
22:00 <dematerialised> its ok TheRon i appreciate musically travelled individuals
22:00 <TheRon> hunters and collectors - blind eye
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that blunt cunt!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so annoying!
23:00 <dematerialised> so rude
24:00 <TheRon> i do like his 1973 song though
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif rude
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m only being truthful!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> blunt, perhaps *giggles*
27:00 <dematerialised> hehe
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> good 1
32:00 <dematerialised> gud1m80
32:00 <TheRiddler> have you found if it's a boy or girl yet kk
34:00 <dematerialised> are you a boy or a girl
36:00 <dematerialised> amanda will you get your norgs out for me?
37:00 <TheRon> i'm a nationally accredited breast tester
38:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish baby
38:00 <dematerialised> i missed you
39:00 <Skirmish> Hey dere
39:00 <Skirmish> I think the topic is a bit rough. People are allowed to have dreams Serenity.
39:00 <dematerialised> i know right
39:00 <dematerialised> i got banned for like two weeks or something
39:00 <dematerialised> for pointing that out
40:00 <TheRon> wanna here a good sledge
40:00 <Skirmish> You got banned?
40:00 <dematerialised> i know right
40:00 <Skirmish> It's a changing world.
40:00 <dematerialised> i put it down to a moment of unclear thought
41:00 <dematerialised> all is forgiven
41:00 <Skirmish> #regressiveleft
41:00 <dematerialised> too tru
47:00 <dematerialised> did you notice simba is also not present
47:00 <dematerialised> are you aware of the reasons for this?
47:00 <Doodle> who gives a fk
47:00 <dematerialised> i do
47:00 <dematerialised> im hoping Skirmish can fill me in
48:00 <dematerialised> he's a wise man and trustworthy
48:00 <Doodle> pretty sure simba is gone cos he's a psychotic knobface
48:00 <TheRon> he found some breasts
48:00 <Clarkson> this cunt i hate, i saw his wife all cosy with another guy
48:00 <Skirmish> #ripsimba
48:00 <dematerialised> rip
49:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised was banned from #melbourne (Reason: death isn't funny)
50:00 <TheRon> aids is funny
50:00 <Doodle> lol why do you keep stirring people and then sook when u get banned
50:00 <dematerialised> who's stirring anyone up?
50:00 <dematerialised> im having a discussion
50:00 <Doodle> no
50:00 <Doodle> this is how you troll
50:00 <dematerialised> no its not?
51:00 <dematerialised> i chatting to Skirmish because i havent seen him in irc for a while
51:00 <dematerialised> and we're ahving a bit of a banter
51:00 <Doodle> spoken like a troll
51:00 <dematerialised> christ almighty, welcome to #melbourne, talk about rugby and your cats
51:00 <dematerialised> otherwise get out
51:00 <faux> agreed
51:00 <Doodle> oh are u going to snap now
51:00 <Doodle> and go mental too
51:00 <Skirmish> There is a lot more hate directed towards dematerialised than I remember.
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit Skirmish
52:00 <Doodle> i'm not hating i;m just saying it like i see it
52:00 <dematerialised> im not popular anymore
52:00 <faux> maybe cos he turned into a fuckhead
52:00 <Doodle> maybe you would be more popular if you didnt troll the only people on austnet who like/d you
52:00 <faux> whereas before you could actually have a convo with him
52:00 <Skirmish> #ripdematerialised
52:00 <Doodle> now its all smartassery
52:00 <dematerialised> #ripme
53:00 <Doodle> per example
53:00 <Skirmish> How's things with you doodle?
53:00 <Doodle> great actually
53:00 <Skirmish> Has the fence ordeal been dealt with?
53:00 <Doodle> neg
54:00 <faux> why are we nodding
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> holy shit im dripping blood
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <Skirmish> #period
54:00 <TheRon> what you do is, save some poo put it in a brown paper bag, leave it on the neighbours porch light the bag ring the bell and scarper
55:00 <TheRiddler> what you do is put up broken rusty sheets of steel from the tip
55:00 <faux> what you do is smd
55:00 <TheRiddler> so it looks horrible and the neighbours will complain
55:00 <TheRiddler> ok faux
55:00 <Skirmish> I am nodding to acknowledge you faux.
55:00 <dematerialised> what you do is hang the corpses up by the shoulders on a pair of rusty shark hooks
55:00 <dematerialised> woops wrong channel
55:00 <faux> oh
55:00 <faux> hi
56:00 <TheRiddler> why are you dripping blood?
56:00 <faux> wtf i sliced half my face open
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <faux> i scratched my face but i ddint realise it was that bad
56:00 <Skirmish> Well I have 6 straight night shifts starting tonight so I would like this channel to be one of love and togetherness until 6am next Saturday morning please.
56:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
56:00 <TheRon> faux what are gonna do when someone actually takes you up on the smd?
56:00 <Skirmish> You will help my shifts go a lot faster.
56:00 <faux> i will one happy chap
57:00 <faux> doodle already has
57:00 <Picard> Skirmish hello
57:00 <dematerialised> you all help my shits go a lot faster
57:00 <Clarkson> lol excuse fucking me Student howwwwwwwww rude
57:00 <faux> lol clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> I am shit whn it comes to PC stuff
57:00 <Skirmish> Hi there picard. What's news? Has Cardinal Pell dobbed you in yet?
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Doodle> looool
58:00 <faux> snappy tom
59:00 <dematerialised> speaking of snapper
59:00 <dematerialised> its almost time for dinner
59:00 <TheRon> that prick has dobbed in no one
00:00 <dematerialised> That prick should be shot
00:00 <Skirmish> Picard is safe for another day then TheRon
01:00 <TheRon> eevry word out of his mouth was a lie
01:00 <dematerialised> of course it was, the entire religious system is corrupt
01:00 <dematerialised> i feel sorry for the poor fuckers who have no choice but to embrace that lifestyle
02:00 <Skirmish> Well the whole concept of religion is a bit silly when you break down the stories. Not highlighting one over another, they are all silly stories.
02:00 <dematerialised> its not even the stories though that cause problems, its the way they operate
02:00 <dematerialised> as if they are on a higher playing field than the guy on the street
02:00 <TheRon> i like the rowan atkinson skit
02:00 <TheRon> where jesus was some kind of magician
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise baby jesus
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the zombie jesus for bring easter eggs! YAY!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> (in the shops straight after xmas day)
03:00 <dematerialised> mmm yes please
03:00 <Doodle> i wish tomorrow wasnt a public holiday
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
04:00 <Doodle> cos i have things to do
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
04:00 <Skirmish> Hai there Kate.
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> first world problems
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai skirmish
04:00 <Doodle> well
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup ?
04:00 <Doodle> i live in the first world
04:00 <TheRon> shoot that poison arrow, thru my heart!!!!!
04:00 <Doodle> so theyre problems
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> debatable in ur suburb :P
05:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i’m such a cunt :P
05:00 <Doodle> thats why i like u
05:00 <Doodle> cunt
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
06:00 <TheRon> i hear the word cunt too much in sebas
06:00 <Doodle> discunt auto parts
06:00 <Doodle> albert st
06:00 <TheRon> usually by those drunken dredges down safeway
07:00 <Doodle> i dont go to safeway
07:00 <Doodle> they have speedhumps
07:00 <Skirmish> So what is this Apex gang in Melbourne?
07:00 <dematerialised> safeway is woolies yeah?
07:00 <Doodle> ye
07:00 <TheRon> yes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
07:00 <Doodle> its a typo Skirmish
07:00 <Doodle> its the anus gang
07:00 <Clarkson> i wish that sounds sexy
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> Lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
09:00 <dematerialised> On the tip of my tongue, an offensive is poised and rearing. My intention a bullet, and my body a trigger finger!
09:00 <Doodle> i was going to say that
09:00 <Doodle> :/
09:00 <dematerialised> lies and slander
10:00 <Doodle> teeny one
10:00 <Picard> Pell is my father
10:00 <Doodle> :/
10:00 <Doodle> that explains a lot
10:00 <Picard> he raped me
10:00 <Picard> i liked it, so is that rape?
10:00 <dematerialised> kind of
10:00 <TheRon> were you 12?
10:00 <Doodle> not if u were 39
10:00 <Picard> damn Doodle
11:00 <Doodle> neva 4get
12:00 <faux> DAMMNNN DOODLE 
12:00 <faux> back at it again w the white vans
13:00 <dematerialised> that has to be the worse meme
13:00 <dematerialised> ever
13:00 <faux> agreed
14:00 <faux> like he even got on ellen
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <dematerialised> it could have just ended at "damn"
14:00 <faux> hwssuwnedonsinds
14:00 <faux> why
14:00 <dematerialised> and it would have been ok
14:00 <faux> i love ellen but damnnn ellen
14:00 <Doodle> i dont get it
14:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/a16Kgh7j8zk
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DAMN DANIEL Views: 8,029,423 Uploader: thePhazeOut Uploaded: Feb 17, 2016 Duration: 0m30s Rating: 4.67
15:00 <Doodle> lol creepy
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Doodle> speaking of i better go collect poodleman
15:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
15:00 <faux> enjoy 
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <faux> dont enjoy
16:00 <Doodle> ok
16:00 <faux>  <3
16:00 <Doodle> <3
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> is The Martian worth downloading?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> apparently yes
25:00 <ShadowLurker> im yet to see myself
34:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know what it's really about
34:00 <dematerialised> so im hoping that means its a nice surprise
35:00 <ShadowLurker> the whole story is "guy gets left on mars.. guy survives cos hes smart.."
35:00 <ShadowLurker> and some stuff in between
36:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
37:00 <zaim> mMMmMm
39:00 <Skirmish> It wasn't a terrible movie, but at the same time the storyline became very predictable at points.
39:00 <Skirmish> The Martian I mean.
40:00 <dematerialised> i shall soon find out
49:00 <dematerialised> wb k9
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
57:00 <Skirmish> So very glad I am not a customer of the ANZ bank.
57:00 <Skirmish> Share holder either.
57:00 <TheRon> essendond getting smashed again
57:00 <dematerialised> what's the goss
58:00 <TheRon> essendon
58:00 <Skirmish> The ANZ have just given all their female staff an extra $500 in their superannuation cause women have it tough.
58:00 <dematerialised> lol fuck off
58:00 <Skirmish> Male employees ... Nothing.
58:00 <TheRon> stay!!!! just a little bit longer
59:00 <dematerialised> get paid an extra $500 just because they lucked out on chromosomes
59:00 <Skirmish> They have a nice little add to that they are running where they get kids to talk about how there is a gender wage gap and women overall don't get any opportunities compared to men.
59:00 <dematerialised> except you know, all the extra paid leave
00:00 <Skirmish> And the fact that they are all paid the same as their male counterparts in non-negotiated positions.
00:00 <Skirmish> Also keep in mind that 56% of the ANZ work force is female. So tough.
00:00 <dematerialised> its all a big joke
01:00 <Skirmish> They need to lose 6% of those and aim for gender parity.
01:00 <Skirmish> #feminism.
01:00 <Skirmish> It's a massive con but it's getting so much traction!
02:00 <TheRon> if the women agree to this pay who are we to argue
02:00 <Skirmish> The gender wage gap has been debunked by a feminist for christ sake yet it is still rolled out all the time. If there was a legitimate gap between what men and women get paid then companies would all fire men and hire women and save massive $$$.
02:00 <dematerialised> ^
02:00 <Skirmish> Hai ooomp
03:00 <dematerialised> that's one thing i've never understood, if women really did get paid less for the same job, why bother hiring blokes at all
03:00 <ooomp> Skirmish
03:00 <dematerialised> or is it because everyone just really hates women
03:00 <Skirmish> Patriarchy.
03:00 <dematerialised> the secret society of men
03:00 <Skirmish> ... Or something.
03:00 <TheRon> the things we do for love
03:00 <dematerialised> girls dont realise when we hang out in sheds its actually a secret covent
04:00 <Skirmish> In the ANZ ad it quotes the % of men vs women in top executive positions. Why doesn't it also highlight how garbage truck drivers are almost all men?
04:00 <TheRon> i argue that women just accept it
04:00 <ooomp> Men like garbage and trucks and stuff anyway?
04:00 <Skirmish> Always guns for gender discrimination in top white collar roles.
05:00 <Student> opps, some body is pissed
05:00 <TheRon> don't like it, take your talents elsewhere
05:00 <ooomp> We need to evolve so men can become pregnant. That way, equality happens
05:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: It's good pay. I don't see why women wouldn't want to work in that role.
05:00 <British^Meat> I still wouldnt breast feed in public...
05:00 <Skirmish> We also need to evolve so women can be as strong physcially as men then too oomp.
05:00 <ooomp> Just like men don't want to work child care, Skirmish?
06:00 <Skirmish> Lol BM
06:00 <British^Meat> :P
06:00 <Student> it is getting dull
06:00 <dematerialised> i would
06:00 <TheRon> my bro uses grandparent daycare, much cheaper
06:00 <dematerialised> grandparents are the best daycare
06:00 <Student> British^Meat that is because you are not a mother, only a mother would know and why she does that 
06:00 <dematerialised> just dont have shit grandparents and you'll be fine
07:00 <Skirmish> There is a stigma attached to men working in areas that deal with kids ooomp. Flows on to school teachers too. Men around kids is bad. That needs to be broken and more men do need to get into the role. On a primal level though, women are more nurturing.
07:00 <ooomp> Why do people care about breastfeeding mothers anyway
07:00 <dematerialised> you only ever see the top half of a tit as it is
07:00 <dematerialised> no different to being down at the beach
07:00 <Skirmish> Because they are always wailing about being looked at in public oomp.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> because peeps sexualize boobs
07:00 <TheRon> i like women breastfeeding in public
07:00 <TheRon> breasts!!
07:00 <dematerialised> beautiful, plentiful, life-giving breasts
07:00 <Student> TheRon i bet you would 
07:00 <ooomp> Toughen up I say
07:00 <Skirmish> You pop a titty out and a guy is going to have a reaction that involves looking and possibly getting an erection.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <ooomp> If it was legal  I'd get my tits out in public
08:00 <Skirmish> People don't Kate, society does as a whole.
08:00 <Student> and all other who have that type of mind set would certainly like breasts and nudity 
08:00 <British^Meat> yer totally
08:00 <British^Meat> its not a sexual
08:00 <dematerialised> to be fair if your first reaction to getting tits out to feed a baby was a boner
08:00 <TheRon> i stare, my face doesn't move
08:00 <dematerialised> you've got some issues to sort out
08:00 <Skirmish> Ooomp: Would you complain when men looked at them?
08:00 <British^Meat> but were fine tuned to see breasts and look
08:00 <robot> wow
08:00 <ooomp> Nope
08:00 <British^Meat> U dont want us looking at them do you?
08:00 <British^Meat> We cant help it, We're men
08:00 <robot> [19:06:59] <robot> whos gettin their tits out  [19:07:55] <ooomp> If it was legal  I'd get my tits out in public
08:00 <ooomp> Men should show restraint
08:00 <robot> that was from another channel :P
08:00 <Skirmish> I support ooomp getting her boobs out for the boys.
08:00 <Student> but the questions most of the people like TheRon should ask them, are you single? do you like to have responsibilities?
08:00 <TheRon> but but but breasts!
08:00 <Skirmish> It's not illegal to take a pic and link it here for us all ooomp. Take a stand!
09:00 <ooomp> We're on the same wavelength robot
09:00 <ooomp> Skirmish, come visit me in person and take that photo
09:00 <ooomp> Then post
09:00 <robot> do you want to see my audition on got talent, ooomp?
10:00 <ooomp> Please
10:00 <robot> https://youtu.be/AF0dk9Jspsk?t=1364
10:00 <Student> :)
10:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like a lot of work for something that gets stuffed into my post office box for free in the form of BigW bra catalogues.
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Britain's Got Talent Season 2 Funny Auditions Part 2 Views: 10,027,520 Uploader: Kallum Smart Uploaded: Jan 21, 2013 Duration: 25m27s Rating: 4.34
10:00 <Student> and who are you robot?
10:00 <TheRon> australia's got breasts, i would watch that
10:00 <dematerialised> seconded
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about australia’s got dick
10:00 <Clarkson> so many cocks on the planet, why did god curse me with just having one mouth ;_;
10:00 <Skirmish> I think I would get bored with it quickly to be honest.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wait… it’s already on tv
10:00 <TheRon> not so much
11:00 <TheRiddler> in some places in US tits in public is legal
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
11:00 <robot> how would you like me to answer that question, Student?
11:00 <dematerialised> robot is clearly a robot
11:00 <Student> lol australia got breast but not many men there to take responsibilties :P
11:00 <dematerialised> i mean shit
11:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler has them on his bucket list to visit.
11:00 <dematerialised> it's their name
11:00 <Student> robot you can tell me in minutes seconds
11:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck are you on about student?
11:00 <Student> at what minutes, second you will entertain us 
11:00 <dematerialised> Student is still attempting to grasp the english language
12:00 <dematerialised> cut him some slack
12:00 <Student> Skirmish obviously you don't have any fucking clue
12:00 <British^Meat> shots have been fired...
12:00 <Skirmish> How can I have a clue when you are not making any sense?
12:00 <Student> 4get about dematerialised he is posting his MUSCLES pictures on the net so someone might knock the door
12:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh wannabe.
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <Student> Skirmish exactly my point
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> links!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> (really just wanna see dick)
13:00 <dematerialised> Student got a little bent out of shape when I started talking about my trapezius-superior muscles
13:00 <robot> sometimes when it rains i like to drive down the park n just sit there
13:00 <Student> robot is trying to search and tell me the when he appeared in the vid
13:00 <dematerialised> not sure why
13:00 <Skirmish> It is exactly your point that nobody has a clue because you don't make any sense?
13:00 <robot> pretend its jurassic park
13:00 <ooomp> Where is beehhh anyway
13:00 <robot> Student wtf
13:00 <robot> i linked to a time
13:00 <Student> Skirmish whatever works for you i am happy if something did ;P
13:00 <robot> jesus christ
13:00 <dematerialised> i think Student is jealous that I am beautiful and handsome and successful
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> is student a bot
14:00 <Student> come on robot, just tell us when did you appear, simple
14:00 <robot> ......
14:00 <Skirmish> I just hope student doesn't live in Australia. If he does I want his name so I can make sure someone checks up on his visa.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the year 2000
14:00 <Student> lol dematerialised 
14:00 <robot> Student if you click the link
14:00 <robot> it will magically go to the time
14:00 <dematerialised> ^
14:00 <robot> hey presto!
14:00 <Student> <dematerialised> i think Student is jealous that I am beautiful and handsome and successful <--- and waiting in my home so some one some day will knock the door , come inside and praise my talents :P
14:00 <TheRon> everytime that you walk in the room
14:00 <Student> nice comedy robot
15:00 <Student> ok
15:00 <dematerialised> when i think of you, i touch myself
15:00 <Student> that is pretty gay 
15:00 <Student> i understand why you can't find any one
15:00 <dematerialised> :o
15:00 <dematerialised> i will have you know im happily engaged
16:00 <TheRon> is her name roxy?
16:00 <Student> well if you insist
16:00 <TheRon> is she a stripper?
16:00 <TheRon> does she know she's engaged?
16:00 <dematerialised> that's what it says on her sequinned jeans TheRiddler
16:00 <dematerialised> er TheRiddler
16:00 <dematerialised> FUCKING
16:00 <dematerialised> FUCK
16:00 <dematerialised> SAKE
16:00 <dematerialised> TheRon
16:00 <Skirmish> I have been playing some GTAV. I have two pole dancers that are regular booty calls.
16:00 <Skirmish> Just thought I would throw that in.
16:00 <Student> does truth hurt dematerialised?
16:00 <dematerialised> not at all
16:00 <dematerialised> I embrace truth
16:00 <dematerialised> it is my friend
16:00 <robot> what are you a Student of, Student?
17:00 <ooomp> Life
17:00 <Student> robot may be in the pvt 
17:00 <dematerialised> infact it's why I have been so succesful in life, because I embrace truth and reality and reject liars and fakes
17:00 <Student> you are active otherwise dematerialised
17:00 <dematerialised> i am infact the person everyone should strive to be
17:00 <robot> pvt?
17:00 <Student> lol 
17:00 <Student> you are a funny guy dematerialised
17:00 <Student> are you a guy?
17:00 <dematerialised> no
18:00 <Student> pvt = private 
18:00 <Student> but never mind 
18:00 <TheRon> shilo, when i was young
18:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised is gender fluid.
18:00 <dematerialised> ^
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> i'm whatever you want me to be
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> black, over 6 foot
18:00 <Skirmish> You can look on tumblr and see that he has close ties to at least 8 different gender pronouns.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and have a large cock
18:00 <Student> brb
18:00 <dematerialised> well, i'm gonna have to find some black paint katatonic_kate01
18:00 <dematerialised> but otherwise
18:00 <dematerialised> you're set
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh can you speak french?
19:00 <robot> 'robot may be in the private'
19:00 <dematerialised> oui
19:00 <robot> ok
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantasy complete
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
19:00 <dematerialised> ;)
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
19:00 <Skirmish> Cava?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, get back tome when you have black paint
20:00 <dematerialised> ma jolie petite fleur
20:00 <Skirmish> I will not conform with your racist views Kate.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is it racist if it’s a sexual fantasy to fuck a black dude?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so go locate paint :P
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> *snaps fingers*
21:00 <dematerialised> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> just smother yourself in vegemite
21:00 <dematerialised> close enough
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> too salty 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it could work
22:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say
22:00 <dematerialised> isnt salt part of the deal
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm not really
22:00 <dematerialised> just one of those minor details
22:00 <dematerialised> although i suppose if you were smothered in it
22:00 <dematerialised> its not minor anymore
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ah no
24:00 <Skirmish> What if I wear a minstrel mask and get my doodle tanned very dark with tan-in-a-can?
24:00 <dematerialised> smart thinking 99
24:00 <British^Meat> just dip it in the end of your exhaust
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
25:00 <British^Meat> sexy times
25:00 <dematerialised> so YOU were the guy they kept showing on top gear
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is it that hard to paint yo self black
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d be getting sex *jazz fingers*
25:00 <dematerialised> well paint is kinda hard to remove
25:00 <dematerialised> it'd only be a one nighter so it's gotta be temporary
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw non toxic stuff
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or tan in a can
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or get a real tan
26:00 <dematerialised> that means going outside
26:00 <dematerialised> fuck that
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> some boot polish ?
26:00 <dematerialised> that might work
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sweet
28:00 <dematerialised> almost time to head to the tav!
30:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
30:00 <dematerialised> thanks i do try
30:00 <dematerialised> im glad its appreciated
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bows
31:00 <Skirmish> Seeing how people believe we've already slept together Kate I don't believe I have to colour my body for you.
32:00 <Skirmish> Are you at the stage of being prego where you are randy as?
32:00 <dematerialised> people believe any bit of tantalising gossip
32:00 <dematerialised> because they are boring
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, well some folks are dumb :P
33:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind if people believe I have stoinked Kate. Far worse to be accused of doing.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have sex quite a few times a week… and in this heat it’s petty epic
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT sex fan FTW
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
33:00 <Skirmish> Lol sex fan
33:00 <Clarkson> [11:26:01] fucking sick of cunts going, whats faster internet gonna do for me
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i joked with Steve about it and he was like…. what …. sex fan
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
34:00 <dematerialised> you gotta do what you gotta do
35:00 <Skirmish> He just doesn't get you like we do Kate.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he might as well get in now….. because it’s never happenig again after this child is born!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> dazed and confused after amazing sex with me is more the likely reason, duh
35:00 <dematerialised> haha
35:00 <dematerialised> nice
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
36:00 <Skirmish> So I am looking at pics of this shit that went on in Melbourne with this Apex gang and they all look like they are either ethnic or black.
36:00 <dematerialised> why does melbourne have gangs
36:00 <dematerialised> i'd expect they are all wearing tight jeans and plaid shirts
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is apex gang
36:00 <Skirmish> To be cool I suppose.
37:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: A gang that went a bit nuts in Melbourne's Federation square over the weekend.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> doing?
37:00 <ooomp> Deport them
37:00 <Skirmish> Police had to beat some with batons and spray the shit out of them.
37:00 <Clarkson> and his only reasino is to bitch n moan
38:00 <Skirmish> I am with ooomp. I think there should be a clause in getting into Australia that if your kids break the law we send the whole family back to the sand pit you came from (or where ever else they say they are from).
38:00 <couleurs> Send Them To Mexico!!!!!!!!
38:00 <couleurs> -- Donald Duck Trump
38:00 <Skirmish> Build a wall. Make them pay for it!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <couleurs> El Humpty Dumpty.
39:00 <Skirmish> I hope trump gets in. Sure it's going to be a giant shit storm for a while but at least the shake up in American politics should make things better for the future after some nutso lefty kills him.
40:00 <Clarkson> you got those bitches wrapped around your last mile of copper knifebunny
42:00 <Skirmish> You know what I hate. I absolutely fucking HATE. Contact dermatitis.
42:00 <Skirmish> Reaction to the glue in sports tape.
42:00 <Skirmish> Itchy as fuck.
42:00 <Serenity> reading this channel is a little like having contact dermatitis
44:00 <couleurs> is that when u sit on the toilet 4 2 long......
44:00 <Skirmish> You get itchy reading about kate being horny?
44:00 <Skirmish> Itchin for some action!
48:00 <couleurs> That's What He Said.
54:00 <Skirmish> Vikings! Up to episode 4 of season 4. So good.
54:00 <Skirmish> Faux is the season of The Blacklist over yet?
54:00 <Skirmish> I've fallen behind and need to go back and download it.
56:00 <dematerialised> i just used a new exfoliating glove in the shower
56:00 <dematerialised> went in white came out gray
56:00 <dematerialised> im a dirty dirty man
56:00 <Skirmish> Wifey got some charcoal nivea body wash. Pretty good stuff.
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah?
57:00 <dematerialised> im just using generic shit
57:00 <Clarkson> lee loves the cock
57:00 <Skirmish> It's a thicker gel so it doesn't just run down your body before you get a chance to rub it in.
58:00 <dematerialised> might have to investigate
58:00 <robot> how many women does a man have to have sex with to prove he's not gay?
59:00 <ooomp> 22.
59:00 <dematerialised> that's a failed test, robot
59:00 <ooomp> No more or no less
59:00 <robot> okay
59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.target.com.au/p/nivea-for-men-active-clean-shower-gel-5-ml/58582893?utm_term=58582893&utm_content=nivea-for-men-active-clean-shower-gel-5-ml&utm_source=google&utm_medium=merchant-site&utm_campaign=merchant-site&gclid=CNfv46izvcsCFdgmvQod5s4NUw&gclsrc=aw.ds
59:00 <dematerialised> a man could have sex with all the women and still go home to his husband at the end of the day
00:00 <dematerialised> its who you love that matters
00:00 <Skirmish> The answer is 1. He has to have sex with one woman and NOT cry afterwards to prove he is not gay.
00:00 <dematerialised> not where you stick your dick
00:00 <Clarkson> gay porn is awesome
00:00 <Skirmish> I have logged that away in case I ever have sex with any of Kayla's friends dematerialised.
00:00 <dematerialised> good lad
01:00 <Skirmish> 'It's who I love that matters ... Not where I stick my dick."
01:00 <dematerialised> well its true
01:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately, men were design to stick their dicks in anything that fits
01:00 <dematerialised> so it makes the act of sex fairly trivial
01:00 <dematerialised> emotional bonds are far more important
02:00 <slower> sounds like a excuse to me
02:00 <dematerialised> not at all, it's why men get fucked in the ass in prison if they're doing any significant length of time
02:00 <robot> 'fuck yea me dick fits in this couch off i go'
02:00 <slower> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> its just how the cookie crumbles
03:00 <ooomp> You've actually done that robot?
03:00 <robot> no, ooomp
03:00 <dematerialised> i've put my dick in a vacuum cleaner once
03:00 <Clarkson> fucken make my fucking day
03:00 <dematerialised> didn't really enjoy it
04:00 <Skirmish> There is merit in what dematerialised says. 2 people thinking that way would create the perfect conditions for open relationships/marriages.
04:00 <dematerialised> ^^^
04:00 <slower> well did it blow or suck?
04:00 <dematerialised> it sucked
04:00 <dematerialised> *badoom tssh*
04:00 <Skirmish> When younger I did not associate sex with an emotional link but now I am older and married I do.
10:00 <robot> .
14:00 <dematerialised> speaking of evolutionary exceptions
14:00 <dematerialised> sup Matthew
19:00 <Matthew> ...
45:00 <Picard> welcome
45:00 <couleurs> thank u
56:00 <zaim> np
56:00 <Picard> you are my minion
57:00 <couleurs> what up zaim from 1 direct tieon
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
35:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 on ya knees bitch
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> how bout you get on your knees!
41:00 <slower> only going by what I hear, would he be able to get up again?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably not
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hence not replying
46:00 <Serenity> Picard likes being on his knees
51:00 <British^Meat> LOL
51:00 <British^Meat> i get it, its because he's a cock sucker
01:00 <slower> shesh, and I thought I was slow[er]
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Picard> if anyone is getting on their knees its u
13:00 <British^Meat> lol, poor Picard
14:00 <Student> nothing wrong with being poor
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> random
15:00 <Student> modnar
17:00 <Student> not a place for a madman 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
56:00 <dematerialised> The Martian was pretty good
58:00 <Student> i am glad that worked for you 
58:00 <dematerialised> thanks
59:00 <Student> yw
59:00 <Student> in case you are wondering, yw = your welcome
59:00 <dematerialised> ok ty ty np tyvm
59:00 <Student> ;)
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