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00:00 <majestic_angel> oh hahaha
00:00 <TheRiddler> wb majestic_angel
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's not 40
00:00 <TheRiddler> must be cold
00:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:00 <majestic_angel> are you seriously cold?  Thanks TheRiddler
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Serenity is just a big sook
00:00 <majestic_angel> or has a cold house
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> true, if i was in my old house i'd probably say it was a bit cool
01:00 <TheRiddler> in perth that's a good thing
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> this place is so well insulated though
01:00 <Serenity> this house is freezing
01:00 <Serenity> always
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> so warm inside when its cold out, and cold inside when its hot out
01:00 <Serenity> even on a 40 degree day
01:00 <TheRiddler> in albany a cold house is bad
02:00 <majestic_angel> Serenity a house that is cold in summer on a hot day is amazing! jealous.
03:00 <TheRiddler> a friend's dad has a house that is no more than a box of timber
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sounds like my old place
03:00 <Trevor> amazing? its called insulation
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> a wooden box with tin
03:00 <Trevor> yeah science bitch
04:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
04:00 <xm> i just conduct a seance to haunt the place out, works better than any natural cooling system. i call it supernatural cooling tbh
04:00 <TheRiddler> think it was just fibro
06:00 <Trevor> xm, dats gangsta
06:00 <Trevor> peace on u homie nigger
06:00 <Serenity> yeah except this house isnt a shit heap
06:00 <Clarkson> fucken crap on tv tonight
06:00 <Serenity> its just got good insulation
06:00 <couleurs> Happy FiFaMuS!!!!!!!!
07:00 <Serenity> no ok
07:00 <Trevor> Serenity, i rly dont understand why people build or reno without good insulation
07:00 <Trevor> to me it seems critical to the build
07:00 <Trevor> fuck paying for heating or ac
09:00 <Trevor> morons are all like "oh look a new kitchen" when theyre buying
10:00 <Serenity> different people want differnt things i guess
12:00 <British^Meat> cheers trevor faggot
12:00 <Clarkson> I want to make sex with people there
12:00 <amelia> men and women look at diff things
12:00 <amelia> Women will look at the kitchen n bathroom
13:00 <ShadowLurker> diff ppl look at diff things not so much men v women
13:00 <Trevor> im just saying yea kitchens are important but theyre only a small portion of the value of a home... having to gut an entire house for insulation install, to improve comfort in the extremities of season, seems like a far bigger deal
13:00 <Serenity> after my last place the kitchen would be one of my top priorities
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i ahve two toilets, two bathrooms and a huge kitchen, clearly designed by a woman
13:00 <Trevor> reinsulating can cost far more than a kitchen
15:00 <xm> i thought bats were cheap and also labour
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i once used bats for insulation but they all died and started to smell
16:00 <amsy> water pressure 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh but Trevor is a fuckwit and therefore void
16:00 <Trevor> gutting your walls isnt cheap
16:00 <amsy> is important to me
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the water pressure here is pretty darn good
17:00 <Trevor> it doesnt end at the cost of batts... waste removal, gyprock, paint
17:00 <British^Meat> hah IKR
17:00 <British^Meat> why anyone would listen to Trevor is beyond belief
17:00 <ShadowLurker> right
18:00 <Trevor> also batts aren't a simple thing, cheap batts usually aren't good batts. You need to buy based in your local climate and building type
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> piss
18:00 <Trevor> cheap batts have a poor insulation r value
18:00 <ShadowLurker> blahblahblah
18:00 <Trevor> oh sorry
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://i.imgur.com/qkDQDcM.jpg
19:00 <ShadowLurker> how many pots have you smoken
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ee eee eee eeee
19:00 <Serenity> im going to go put my unicorn onsie on in a minute
19:00 <Serenity> fkn may as well be snowing outside
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> unicron
22:00 <amsy> sezz.
23:00 <amsy> i bet its something like 16c
23:00 <Serenity> hello
23:00 <amsy> pls
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> 20
23:00 <amsy> lmao
23:00 <amsy> SEZZ
23:00 <Serenity> i dont think its even that low
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Serenity> its 22 here ahaha
23:00 <Serenity> i am frozen to death
23:00 <amsy> good god
23:00 <TheRiddler> Trevor you may tell us everything about physics but we will still think you're stupid
23:00 <amsy> 10 is t-shirt weather :p
24:00 <Serenity> now you sound like doodle
24:00 <Serenity> haha
24:00 <Serenity> hes all ITS STILL ABOVE ZERO SARAH ITS NOT COLD
24:00 <amsy> hahaha
24:00 <amsy> agreed
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i want to visit somewhere that gets that cold sometime
25:00 <amsy> cold is nice
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> worst ive experienced is -5
25:00 <amsy> when its sunny
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah warm sun and cold air is great
25:00 <TheRiddler> worst I've experienced is 0
25:00 <amsy> mhm
25:00 <TheRiddler> in canberra
26:00 <Serenity> dude even bunbury gets under 0 surely albany would
26:00 <Serenity> or do you mean during the day
26:00 <TheRiddler> during the day
26:00 <Serenity> ah right
26:00 <amsy> -22 is the coldest ive felt if you dont count windchill
26:00 <Serenity> brrr
26:00 <amsy> -30+ with windchill
26:00 <Serenity> that sounds ahh awful
26:00 <amsy> yeah that not so nice lol
26:00 <majestic_angel> amsy happy birthday!
27:00 <TheRiddler> winston windchill
27:00 <xm> but arent the houses in europe designed better for it
27:00 <amsy> oh thanks
27:00 <Trevor> yeah they focus on insulation more
27:00 <amsy> was a week ago lol
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha the topic is still up
27:00 <amsy> yeah the houses are built better
27:00 <TheRiddler> cool
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> cold*
28:00 <amsy> we have floor heater in the bottom floor and in the top bathroom and thats it
28:00 <TheRiddler> but I guess they dont have to worry about extreme cold to extreme heat
28:00 <amsy> i have a couple of plug in radiatora ibcase it geta really cold
28:00 <amsy> but dont usually need 
28:00 <TheRiddler> also
28:00 <amsy> hHDfhsj typing
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> elsa
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> tesla
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> pterodactyl
29:00 <Trevor> prob double or triple glazed windows 2
29:00 <amsy> yeah double
30:00 <TheRiddler> triple glazed donut
30:00 <Trevor> prob a requirement under local building codes 2
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOgzdEmkJk
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Naomi Elizabeth - The Topic Is Ass Views: 47,030 Uploader: Naomi Elizabeth Uploaded: Nov 3, 2014 Duration: 4m35s Rating: .0
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> new AU charts #1
31:00 <faux> plug in radiatora ibcase it geta really cold
32:00 <amsy> bb.
32:00 <faux> lmaoo
32:00 <faux> hi
33:00 <faux> r u talken italien
33:00 <faux> domo arigato 
33:00 <couleurs> i love naomi
33:00 <amsy> lmaoooo
34:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epRMpS5lk2I
34:00 <couleurs> this 1!!!!!
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Naomi Elizabeth - God Sent Me Here To Rock You Views: 161,279 Uploader: Naomi Elizabeth Uploaded: Feb 3, 2011 Duration: 4m5s Rating: .0
35:00 <Trevor> jesus christ
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> how great is she couleurs
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she's beautiful and talented
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> what more can you ask for in a woman
36:00 <couleurs> u bet ur sweat ass she is
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i can't believe i have never come across her before
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she's just amazing
38:00 <Trevor> did that happen before or after u realized u are gay
38:00 <Clarkson> hey don't we all talk shit
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> well it technically would have to have been after
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> seeing as I only just discovered her now
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> unless i became gay in the past 3 minutes
38:00 <Clarkson> fwd: linda, bung called you a slut
39:00 <couleurs> she hasn't made anything new in a while
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she has a second channel
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> uploaded just last month
41:00 <couleurs> ok
41:00 <TheRiddler> hi nat4u
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nat is not for me
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> this is false advertising
42:00 <TheRiddler> I just remembered I had a dream about irc
42:00 <TheRiddler> I think
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> if you're dreaming of irc, its time to stop TheRiddler
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it's time to stop
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Skirmish didn't say one word
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> this upsets me
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> who broke his heart
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> TELL ME
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> I WILL MURDER THEM
43:00 <TheRiddler> it was something about doing something to a woman while she shat
43:00 <couleurs> agreed.
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Trevor> he left because he isnt satisfied with his fat wife and he only comes online seeking the fat slut kate
44:00 <TheRiddler> I was trying to hide it from everyone on irc
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hide it deep inside TheRiddler
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> never ever let it see the light of day
48:00 <doctor> i like to pig down on mcdonalds cheese burgers
48:00 <doctor> so very sinful
48:00 <xm> they are the best ones
48:00 <xm> seriously
48:00 <doctor> i could live off them
48:00 <xm> id rather 1 cheeseburger than any other MYO
48:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is trevor talking about
48:00 <doctor> same
48:00 <doctor> the flavours are just there
48:00 <xm> i like simplicity in food
49:00 <xm> yes, it's like a song
49:00 <xm> id rather hear hte distinct flavours m8
49:00 <xm> than a whole layering of cacophony
49:00 <Trevor> well im not talking about how im a loser faggot that dreams of irc experiences like some people do
49:00 <xm> my family accuses me of being bogan for liking simple foods
49:00 <xm> like i hate gourmet lasagne for instance
49:00 <doctor> i like to taste what i hear and feel. right now the cheeseburger is making love to my nippes
49:00 <xm> and gourmet pizza (marco's)
49:00 <Trevor> xm, asian bogan. Legit
50:00 <xm> Trevor: they are around. heaps of them
50:00 <doctor> ive never liked italian food
50:00 <faux> thats so erotic doctor 
50:00 <doctor> too acidic
50:00 <doctor> lol
50:00 <xm> take 2 pickles out doctor 
50:00 <xm> you know where to put them
50:00 <doctor> im very erotic when it comes to my beastial desires
51:00 <doctor> might put on some chrissy amphlett now
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> mmm beastiality
53:00 <xm> she died just short of 54
54:00 <xm> how sad
54:00 <xm> just a little bit more and she couldve been a pd immortal
54:00 <faux> who died
54:00 <xm> the divinyl's lady
54:00 <xm> "i touch myself"
55:00 <xm> doctor is better than TheRon when it comes to remembering Australian rock classics
55:00 <TheRiddler> if I like bestiality will I get banned
55:00 <TheRiddler> err
55:00 <TheRiddler> link
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <xm> lmao what
55:00 <xm> isnt bestiaility itself illegal?
56:00 <xm> how will you even find it
56:00 <amelia> fuckin hell ash
56:00 <amelia> you sick fuck
56:00 <TheRiddler> the law is a bit weird
56:00 <faux> ivr seen weird vids
56:00 <faux> even on fb
56:00 <faux> of a chick getting fucked by a dog
56:00 <faux> was so gross
56:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure only if you pocess or act
57:00 <TheRiddler> not watch
57:00 <TheRiddler> tho linking maybe distributing
57:00 <TheRiddler> who knows
57:00 <xm> so streaming it is OK then. scoobytube.com
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <faux> also saw a chick smear peanut butter on her vag and get her dog to lick it off
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <TheRiddler> In the woods
58:00 <faux> sorry amelia i know i promised not to tell
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
58:00 <TheRiddler> I saw a girl do that too
58:00 <faux> theres some.sickos out there
58:00 <amelia> JEEZUS
58:00 <faux> has risen
58:00 <xm> lmao
58:00 <TheRiddler> I've seen pretty much everything
59:00 <faux> i dont doubt that
59:00 <xm> yeah, just a given
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <amelia> I don't even doubt that ash
59:00 <faux> im sleepy
59:00 <TheRiddler> the weirdest was a tapmir or whatever
59:00 <faux> night guise :*
59:00 <amelia> ni nis
59:00 <TheRiddler> *tapir
59:00 <amelia> you're prob leaving at the perfect time
59:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
59:00 <xm> nite faux. hug u online, bash ya irl
00:00 <amelia> if ash is saying its weird then it must be fuckin off
00:00 <faux> huobui
00:00 <TheRiddler> actually the weirdest was a monkey
00:00 <TheRiddler> hangover
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty sure it was fake
00:00 <xm> i prefer videos of monkeys where humans perform magic tricks and they fall over amused
01:00 <xm> is this normal????
01:00 <TheRiddler> the grossest was worms
01:00 <TheRiddler> earthworms*
01:00 <TheRiddler> worms in tha vag
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> I'll stop now
02:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i love you TheRiddler
03:00 <xm> let's stop fighting. ill make blue waffles for everyone
03:00 <amelia> bdhdhskksjdhshhdjsueyyaghsjxkfkcksjhf
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia please calm down
04:00 <xm> u neva tell a lady to calm down, u just spike her cheesecake with xanax
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> mmmm xanax cheesecake
05:00 <TheRiddler> rum cheesecake
05:00 <xm> xmanax
05:00 <xm> take 1 before you go to sleep ;'
05:00 <TheRiddler> what alcohol will go with cheesecake
05:00 <xm> none, TheRiddler 
06:00 <faux> wine
06:00 <TheRiddler> damn
06:00 <faux> dickhead is doin burnouts 
06:00 <TheRiddler> red wine cheesecake
06:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
06:00 <faux> ew
06:00 <faux> white 
06:00 <TheRiddler> keeping you up
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> film for us please faux
06:00 <faux> ph i thought u meant to drink with 
06:00 <faux> not put in
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
07:00 <faux> ok he stopped
07:00 <faux> gn
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i did some burnouts in me car last night on a stretch of deserted country highway
07:00 <TheRiddler> night again
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://diply.com/different-solutions/alcoholic-cheesecakes-food-desserts-/169151
09:00 <TheRiddler> baileys cheesecake
09:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a giant bowl of hot chips
09:00 <Serenity> with roughly 1.5kg of chippy salt and .5kg vinegar
09:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i want a bowl of plain doritos, a bag of grated cheese and some salsa
09:00 <TheRiddler> what's the best potato to eat for weight loss
10:00 <xm> sweet?
10:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> none
10:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> they are full of starch/carbohydrates
10:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> eat lots of celery instead
10:00 <Serenity> well yes none is best but sweet potato is better than normal
10:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you hearing? smooth like power steering
11:00 <amelia> sweet potato be fine if you working out
11:00 <TheRiddler> I thought gs69azza said something about sweet potato being actually worse
12:00 <TheRiddler> I mean he is the king of body around here :p
12:00 <Serenity> yeah but not everyone wants to look like a bag of walnuts
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Serenity> and theres a lot stricted shit to do what they do
12:00 <Serenity> err
12:00 <Serenity> stricter
13:00 <amelia> you said weightloss ash
13:00 <amelia> not bulking uo
13:00 <amelia> I think your diet would be a lil diff to his
15:00 <TheRiddler> we were talking about weightloss at the time
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
15:00 <Doodle> BEEEEEFCAAAAKE
17:00 <xm> ey beehhh
18:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
18:00 <xm> sorry bro, priorities
18:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> hi xm
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i was on chaturbate chatting trannies
19:00 <xm> what happened to Norell?
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i chatted with her also
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> shes my wife
19:00 <xm> is this a long distance thing?
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> priorities
19:00 <xm> are you guys gonna have kids
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> that what wassapp is good for
19:00 <xm> i c
19:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yes
20:00 <xm> she will be a good mum, teaching the girls and boys how to put on makeup
20:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i made her pregnant
20:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> how do you know dude? spot on
20:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> she does like make ups
20:00 <xm> i know because i never forget about the people i care about
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> smartphones comes in handy
21:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> well, thanks for the caring also my friend
21:00 <amelia> so much luff
22:00 <xm> you make me feel bad, ill replace your smoke alarm batteries after im done
22:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> all i want is to bring me norell as i promised her
22:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> living in dhaka is the wrost challenge and i must win again
23:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> there are good and bad in life everywhere just choose your path wisely i reckon
23:00 <TheRiddler> how can she have kids if she's got a dick
24:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i will make you pregnant TheRiddler and we adopt you
24:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> there are planty of orphans in this world or not
25:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/the-sum-of-us-rugby-league-hero-steve-mortimer-proud-of-his-sons-gay-union-20160325-gnr69i.html
26:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> TheRiddler wish us luck
28:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> dont confuse transgender are not men
29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im a man with chopped head, guess the curse brought me to life
30:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/03/19/08/scarface.jpg
32:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> 67/1 (7.2)
34:00 <xm> chopped head? circumcision?
35:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yes but norell dont mind it
35:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> x wife werent happy at all
35:00 <xm> was your ex-wife a Bangladeshi
36:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> she were
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> his ex wife is the reason he had to leave australia
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> to flee prosecution
36:00 <xm> what did she say about it
36:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> she told my fijian mate in a parlor that i was no good in bed with her
37:00 <xm> were you ever attracted to men then
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish youd just fucking die beeehhhh
37:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> not really, mostly ladyboys i prefer
37:00 <xm> beehhhh will get into a cocoon, die as a man, but come back to life as Mirrabella
37:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> now let me do my studies in listening
38:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off then
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you hearing smoooooooth like power steering
38:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/dvdboxart/15209/p15209_d_v8_aa.jpg
39:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i popped my left ear from clubbing right deaf since birth
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i wish you popped your left ventricle instead
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
39:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i will bag you both
40:00 <ShadowLurker> just die
41:00 <Serenity> I will kick your sack so hard your nuts come out your ears beehhh
41:00 <Trevor> ill give u $20 if u let me watch that while i masturbate
41:00 <Trevor> also u must do it naked
41:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i want 20
41:00 <Serenity> ok sure
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you aren't allowed to handle australian currency
42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> if Serenity takes a NRL she wont be feeling mine
42:00 <Serenity> what the complete fuck
42:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i had avocado prawns with curry
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you are a prawn
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> your a small fish in the sea
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am the ocean
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> your butt is
43:00 <Serenity> You're a dick sucking snail
44:00 <Serenity> oh ffs Maurice
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
44:00 <Serenity> i was insutling him
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're a two-hoofed bush cow
44:00 <British^Meat> IKR
44:00 <Maurice> Thats an insult to snails
44:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> k9 are you smooth like power steering?
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> lots os snails in vic dont know about perth
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> always wombat
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nice
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you step carfully
44:00 <TheRiddler> if you give $20 to Trevor he'll show his dick pic kk
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> dont crush them they have life too
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i'll step on you beeeehhhhhhhhh
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha did that cut say that?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt**
45:00 <TheRiddler> something like that
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ scamer
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i used to pick snails from my holden windscreen and place them on the red brick to the mail box
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you never had a holden
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the only vehicle you drove was the bus to and from centerlink
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i did jump on the met train ticket check gate
46:00 <Maurice> Was that bus, orange
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> well, nevermind i was almost there
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sorry i got distracted by smooth power steering
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i heard londoners drinks alot
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> never lived in snow though, vic was cold enough but no snow in the CBD
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> British^Meat might missing it all
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i heard you need to stfu
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i herd u like mudkipz
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> before the GST arrive living in australia was so different but only lasted just two years for me
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you were never in australia
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you were deported from a detention centre
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i swear it was so different
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> sware
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i better prepare for my elicos again
54:00 <Trevor> [01:51:08]<katatonic_kate01> so you want me to pay $20 for your dick pics?
54:00 <Trevor> lol
54:00 <Trevor> [01:52:46]<Trevor> I fink u mite actually b more stupad den ashley
54:00 <Trevor> :-)
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the rest
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> what a fucking weasel
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - no one in their right fucking mind would pay $20 bucks for limp dick pics
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> they will however pay 20 bucks for limp bizkit
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i give boys blowjobs so they will like me
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do - idiot
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask for cake first
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nini amelia
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
13:00 <xm> let them eat
13:00 <xm> ...dick
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay raining
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> we had our fair share of sky water last night and day before
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> still nowhere near enough for the dams though
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but its noice at night. oi can stop around 7 amish
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i has to work
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> work, work, work *twerks* 
20:00 <dematerialised> no
21:00 <dematerialised> never twerk
21:00 <dematerialised> ever
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do what ever i want, bitch
22:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck did you watch panda
22:00 <dematerialised> i dont understand how its not entirely embarrassing for the twerker
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> they like shaking their butt around?
23:00 <dematerialised> i mean sure if they like shaking their butt around, go for it
23:00 <dematerialised> im not gonna stop them
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://diply.com/creativetutorials/article/make-fire-from-a-lemon-diy
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> WELL that’s gonna be so damn handy LOL
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever!
28:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, thats pretty cool
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
28:00 <dematerialised> i got taught how to do it when i was a kid
28:00 <dematerialised> as well as collecting water by plastic-bagging trees
28:00 <dematerialised> and making evaporation chambers in the ground
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i prefer a lighter
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the zombie take over?
29:00 <dematerialised> yep
29:00 <dematerialised> or when i go out bush and break down 250km from the nearest servo and have no water
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> because if you were driving that far you’d only take a thimble of water with you?
30:00 <dematerialised> i'd take a bottle with me and probably drink if half-way
30:00 <dematerialised> it*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… you wouldn’t need to be the bush tucker man
30:00 <dematerialised> long distance driving is hard work
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> btw bush tucker man was da best
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck he is 69 now
36:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know who that is
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bush tucker man - abc series 
38:00 <dematerialised> yep, no idea
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah youtube that aye
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like an aust. version of bear 
40:00 <dematerialised> i see
02:00 <TheRiddler> the bush tucker man was great
03:00 <TheRiddler> make sure to watch his show before going on a trek across australia
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> and you get stranded
04:00 <TheRiddler> there is another 1
04:00 <TheRiddler> an older guy
05:00 <TheRiddler> that I watched aswell
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh what’s his name
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> same kinda deal
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a beard
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i need sleep now :P
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
20:00 <xm> Russell Coight had better survival skills tho
21:00 <Serenity> loool russel coight
24:00 <xm> No Ash! Russell Coight is a comedian!! You can't distill water from methylated spirits!!!!
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> it was a guy with a white beard
25:00 <TheRiddler> I think
27:00 <xm> r we talkin how to survive the outback or survive at the north pole m8
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> outback
48:00 <sudopinging> webster
48:00 <sudopinging> lori webster
30:00 <MrMark> yawn
33:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHe9NpYbQw
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Full album - PanterA Cowboys From Hell - HD AUDIO (REMASTERED) Views: 719,613 Uploader: Pantera Channel Uploaded: May 6, 2013 Duration: 57m46s Rating: 4.82
43:00 <doctor> Are you eating fucking chocolate?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy chocolate eating day, freaks and creeps!
12:00 <mumblyjoe> peeps and freaks!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just freaks and creeps
33:00 <doctor> cakes and crapes
01:00 <mumblyjoe> Matthew: 17.19 (121) to 9.6 (60)
24:00 <StinkyUnderpants> hey itsa meee
24:00 <StinkyUnderpants> stinky underpants!! XD
24:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <StinkyUnderpants> forks
25:00 <StinkyUnderpants> get your knives n forks out !! its eating time
26:00 <StinkyUnderpants> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahah
26:00 <StinkyUnderpants> RaGe QuiT
29:00 <mumblyjoe> STiNKYuNDeRPaNTS
29:00 <StinkyUnderpants> yo
31:00 <EclecticWannaB> 2 x 2minute noodles
32:00 <EclecticWannaB> i can be the melbourne channels official go to guy for weather updates if you all like
33:00 <EclecticWannaB> i wanna do irc weddings
35:00 <TheRon> i went to a hooker once, i got crabs, i went back to complain and she said "what do you expect for five bucks, lobster!?"
36:00 <EclecticWannaB> marriage is better - no sex before marriage
36:00 <EclecticWannaB> why the fuck did i have tpo learn "no sex before marriage" in year 2 and 3?
36:00 <Clarkson> u could totally just squish them against your cock
39:00 <EclecticWannaB> no sex before marriage. after marriage, dog away 
43:00 <TheRon> when the war is over got to get away
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
14:00 <mumblyjoe> katatonic_kake
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you want, freak?
15:00 <mumblyjoe> peeps n freaks
15:00 <Proud_Ghey> cocks
15:00 <mumblyjoe> preg
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, you just wanna be a troll, eh?
16:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Rooster_J2.jpg
16:00 <Proud_Ghey> im a boy scout coach
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome, ignored
16:00 <mumblyjoe> katatonic_kate01 is preg
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i’m not now actually.
17:00 <mumblyjoe> You had the baby already?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
17:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the exquisite katatonic_kate01
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hey Matthew!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> How you doing?
18:00 <mumblyj0e> katatonic_kate01 what happened to your baby?
18:00 <mumblyj0e> Did you fake the pregnancy?
18:00 <Proud_Ghey> another one kk?
18:00 <Proud_Ghey> i want adopt
19:00 <Proud_Ghey> im a sperm donor if you like guys
20:00 <mumblyj0e> katatonic_kate01 made up her pregnancy and has now faked a miscarriage
20:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
21:00 <Matthew> a massive one
21:00 <mumblyj0e> 17.19 (121) to 9.6 (60)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
22:00 <Proud_Ghey> misadventue it was off the cliff at nsw
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore it before it writes more
22:00 <mumblyj0e> katatonic_kate01 tell us more about the false pregnancy
22:00 <Proud_Ghey> i could make it real
23:00 <Proud_Ghey> gay ppl needs children too
24:00 <TheRon> it's been raining for so slong
25:00 <MrMark> Dragon
28:00 <Proud_Ghey> it's raining men hallelujah
29:00 <Proud_Ghey> i wish her a good life too no point of being a bad guy
29:00 <Proud_Ghey> we all make mistakes dont we
29:00 <Matthew> mumblyj0e is the biggest, ugliest and most diseased cum stain on the planet
30:00 <Proud_Ghey> norell been crying to see me once more time, since i left miri to dhaka
30:00 <TheRon> a cum stain is being too kind
30:00 <Clarkson> of course synthetics are gonna fuck with you
30:00 <Proud_Ghey> it will make you sad if i tell you my desires
36:00 <TheRon> so i'll sing it to the world a simple message to my girl
39:00 <Tonic> katatonic_kate01 tell us about the false pregnancy
41:00 <Tonic> #katatonickate
45:00 <EclecticWannaB> hehehe im in a dark room
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok weirdo
46:00 <Matthew> you have an unhealthy stalker
46:00 <Trevor> welcum 2 my house baby take control now we cant even slow down we dont have 2 go out
47:00 <EclecticWannaB> marriage
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah welcome to austnet matthew
48:00 <Matthew> I hate psychopaths like that
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
48:00 <Tonic> Matthew what was the Essendon vs Gold Coast score?
49:00 <Tonic> I didn't see who won and who got thrashed
49:00 <Tonic> lolololololololol
49:00 <Matthew> it's just the type like above, katatonic_kate01 ... absolutely no life, no job, no partner, no ambitions, no hope... just lead a sad daily life of IRC trolling to appease their pathetic existence 
50:00 <Matthew> and the only person who thinks they're great is... well... themself
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much matthew
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad, really!
50:00 <Matthew> it's worse than that
50:00 <Trevor> mum thinks im gr8
51:00 <Tonic> tell us more Matthew
51:00 <Matthew> they used to have facilities to lock these fruitcakes up ... now they are allowed to roam free amongst the community, but hide behind their computer screens to do so
51:00 <Matthew> unfortunately our taxes are paying for their internet, katatonic_kate01
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts!
52:00 <Tonic> Matthew what is your income per annum?
52:00 <Matthew> plus their nightly feast of KFC or Lean Cuisine in the freezer ... all they can muster
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
53:00 <Matthew> while the rest of us work, make a living, own our own homes etc ... the backwash of society like these tools sit at home and scroll through troll websites to a. find their next targets and b. source the next component of their pathetic material
54:00 <Matthew> just so boring and predictable...
54:00 <Tonic> James Hird
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> It is indeed!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.2dayfm.com.au/scoopla/life/blog/2015/3/12-hilarious-easter-pinterest-fails/
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
55:00 <Matthew> number 4 is the worst lol
56:00 <Tonic> Essendon?
56:00 <Tonic> Bummers
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get 80 billion eggs?
57:00 <EclecticWannaB> marriage
57:00 <Trevor> yes i agree Matthew 
57:00 <Matthew> I got this like deluxe Creme Egg that is plastic and you can open up from the top and it contains about 40 normal sized creme eggs inside
57:00 <Trevor> we should stop paying taxes for social services like welfare because we dont need it
57:00 <Matthew> and ferreros/lindt etc
58:00 <Matthew> you?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUM!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lindt bunny
59:00 <Trevor> also we should criminalize skateboards because they're dangerous
59:00 <Trevor> fuckin kids and their skateboards
59:00 <Clarkson> Fuck off just fuck off
59:00 <Matthew> Maybe get these fucking lazy cunts off their arses and rather than talk and troll sports fans on IRC all day... they can fucking go sweep some floors at Red Rooster or something or pick up rubbish in their local parks
00:00 <EclecticWannaB> fuyk
00:00 <Matthew> so yes... you can FUCK welfare right off
00:00 <Doodle> calm down lady
00:00 <Matthew> and if they don't want to work... drop them all off in the middle of the desert... somewhere in the middle of Alice Springs to Kalgoorlie would be ideal... and they can fend for themselves and hopefully die in some shallow grave
01:00 <Matthew> and I nominate Tonic as the first one to go. and hopefully die.
04:00 <EclecticWannaB> but why are you tryharding over shit for?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 2 matthew
06:00 <Trevor> Matthew, wow ur even more talented than tony abbott
06:00 <Trevor> id vote 4 u
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t we drop trevor off
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> he can be the leader of the fuckwits
06:00 <EclecticWannaB> shit lol
07:00 <Matthew> there should be a few more Malaysia Airlines accidents where we can chuck a planeload of these lazy spastics into the middle of the Indian Ocean at high speed
07:00 <Matthew> problem fucking solved.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <EclecticWannaB> of course anybody can be a dummy
07:00 <Clarkson> you lying bitch
07:00 <Trevor> Matthew, why does welfare anger u so much?
08:00 <Matthew> I would just like to clarify: there are some exceptional circumstances, such as physical or mental disability, that mean some people cannot work ... I am all for that
08:00 <EclecticWannaB> lol, cos he feels like a republican
08:00 <Matthew> but the other lazy cunts who can but choose NOT too ... but just stay on IRC all day and be complete cum stains... they can just die in a plane crash seriously
08:00 <EclecticWannaB> he's just a dummy
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew
08:00 <Trevor> Matthew, plz address the aboriginal welfare issue
09:00 <Matthew> you can tell you've struck a nerve when all the sensitive Sally's start getting involved in the discussion
09:00 <EclecticWannaB> he wont because he doesnt care about them
09:00 <Matthew> fucking hate to have their life of playing Xbox & sitting on IRC all day questioned
10:00 <EclecticWannaB> an aerican hartman
10:00 <Matthew> I don't care if they're black, white, yellow, purple, green whatever... if they are ABLE to work, they should be
10:00 <Trevor> u no that lack of motivation isnt really a welfare issue, but a mental health & education issue
10:00 <Matthew> if they are physically or mentally disabled, that's different.
11:00 <EclecticWannaB> deal with i9t. abbos dont need to work
11:00 <Trevor> its also cultural
11:00 <Trevor> the real answer is changing the culture
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my gawd
11:00 <Trevor> not just being a total cunt on irc lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re a fucking idiot trevor
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the real answer is concentration camps
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> kill the weak
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> let the strong live
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> like legit undeducated idiot!
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> for a better society
11:00 <Trevor> thanks kate u may call me boss
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t have a job
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so who’d i call - ghost busters?
12:00 <EclecticWannaB> he prolly is on the dole himself. Im on the dole
12:00 <Trevor> shit dont tell me wife shell leave me
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly - he is!
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you don't have a wife either taco
13:00 <EclecticWannaB> dole is the best thing that ever came ouyt nof australian government
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> You said she left you a few months or weeks ago
13:00 <EclecticWannaB> i support the government of thge day and they support me
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking keep up with your own lies dude
13:00 <Clarkson> my veiny knob
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> or GTFO
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hihi k9
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i has easter eggs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get awesome eggs?
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes~!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I found a creme egg
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
14:00 <Trevor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model
14:00 <Trevor> dem silly norwegiboardians
14:00 <Trevor> der culture sux aye
14:00 <Trevor> bbl doing drugz
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> please overdose
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and inside was like 8 or 10 normal sized ones
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> then about the same amount of little ones
18:00 <Trevor> i laid a few choc eggs 2day
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it was a hamper/basket thing
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> twas nice because i havent had choc for ages
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> doing this whole trying not to be a fat neckbeard shitlord at the age of 35 thing
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah hilarious
20:00 <Matthew> fresh kicks get the dicks
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> thick thighs make the dick rise!
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> fresh dicks get the chicks
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sorry i shouldnt talk about women
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i get banned
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOF5fM6puKw
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THICK THIGHS by Willam feat. Latrice Royale Views: 1,432,778 Uploader: willam belli Uploaded: Jun 2, 2015 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.90
22:00 <Matthew> PRO-AUSTRALIA, ANTI-WELFARE
22:00 <Trevor> r u saying i should spray my dick with frebreeze?
22:00 <Trevor> i do neway
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> am i bad for tihnkign as soon as the black woman put the  cigar in his mouth that i thought it was a meth pipe
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing is gonna help yo’ dick trevor
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes !
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i just associate fat gays/trannies with meth pipes
25:00 <Matthew> THEY HAD STYLE, THEY HAD GRACE...RITA HAYWORTH GAVE GOOD FACE
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i cant help it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat gays / trannnies with meth pipes weird!
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i blame tv
26:00 <Matthew> I blame Madonna
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> madonna is most awesome
27:00 <Matthew> she was just superb when I saw her in concert two weeks ago
27:00 <Matthew> she was an hour late... but worth it
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
27:00 <EclecticWannaB> im having pasta
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you go to that tears of a clown private show?
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> what kind of pasta
27:00 <Matthew> TAKE A BOW
28:00 <EclecticWannaB> spiral pasta
28:00 <Matthew> NO I DIDN'T! I applied for tickets in the ballot but didn't get them :(
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> spiral pasta is ok
28:00 <Matthew> but when to her first official Melbourne show at Rod Laver
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww my friend went
28:00 <Matthew> went*
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he loved it!
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> not as good as shell pasta or fettuccini though
28:00 <Matthew> Rigatoni or Penne is the best, fyi
28:00 <Matthew> jealous of your friend tbh
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dunno what rigatoni is
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> then he went and got some VIP pack
28:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> $1,200
28:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> for 3rd row
29:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that shit
29:00 <Doodle> its that wog who works in construction
29:00 <Doodle> rogatoni
29:00 <Doodle> /dad
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> werd up TheRiddler
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE (riddler)
29:00 <Matthew> she was just divine
29:00 <EclecticWannaB> where are the notification souns in a samsung note 5?
29:00 <TheRiddler> alswhere is faux
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> there are none
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you just need to stare at the screen
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> all day
29:00 <Matthew> although the middle section when she sung her Rebel Heart songs was a little meh
29:00 <Matthew> I loved the rest however
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice :D
29:00 <Matthew> she has too many good songs, that's the problem... I wanted to hear them all
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> is today a public holiday?
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> or is monday
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> toda and monday
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’m working tomoz too
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> well that sucks
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sat, sun and Mon
31:00 <Doodle> $$$$
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello extra $$ and hello being raped by the tax man
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> cant remember the last time i worked a public holiday
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i'd like the extra pay
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12803083_1034244826647325_2635526485972374905_n.jpg?oh=ed13eeb63414acf58f9edfb8c8f3d384&oe=5775B2D4
33:00 <Matthew> don't you ever tell me that love isn't true... it's just something that we dooo
33:00 <TheRiddler> my favourite dog :p
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw cute
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like jump
34:00 <TheRiddler> what is jump?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx0mYN32Kps
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Jump Views: 4,618,942 Uploader: Warner Bros. Records Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.84
34:00 <Matthew> welcome to the effervescent Nikky`
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey Matthew :o)
35:00 <TheRiddler> noooooo
35:00 <Matthew> welcome to the vivacious faux
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
35:00 <TheRiddler> I was waiting for you to come on
35:00 <faux> hello
36:00 <TheRiddler> they're tied again
36:00 <TheRiddler> level even
36:00 <Matthew> at Wollongong
36:00 <TheRiddler> how good are panthers
37:00 <faux> well isnt that lovely
37:00 <faux> yes
37:00 <TheRiddler> probably going to order a new hdd
37:00 <TheRiddler> 3/4tb
37:00 <Matthew> the Dragons have been going quite well tbh
37:00 <TheRiddler> did they win last week
37:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot
38:00 <Matthew> yes they did actually
38:00 <faux> ive only been watching bits and pieces cos im cookin chacken wangs
38:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
38:00 <TheRiddler> chacken wangs
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck
38:00 <Matthew> cooking Asian penis ... how delicious
38:00 <TheRiddler> marrinated?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <faux> youre yuck
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m fucking awesome
39:00 <Matthew> I know. I've never had Asian penis so cannot comment.
39:00 <Clarkson> who cuts off their penis
39:00 <Doodle> .
39:00 <faux> eunuchs Clarkson 
39:00 <Clarkson> kate sounds like a queer man
39:00 <TheRiddler> I need to close off the back yard and get a dwarf bulldog
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <faux> owned
39:00 <Doodle> lolol
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Doodle> dont get a fucking bulldog
40:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
40:00 <TheRiddler> why?
40:00 <faux> yeah what
40:00 <Matthew> don't say his name like that over the holday period, fyi
40:00 <Doodle> you'll just try to ram it up your peehole
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> no
40:00 <faux> theyre ugliee than most irc chicks
40:00 <Doodle> Matthew
40:00 <faux> chacks*
40:00 <Doodle> i will say what i like ty
40:00 <Doodle> fyi
40:00 <Doodle> etc
40:00 <Matthew> no how dare you
40:00 <faux> CHACKEN WANGS
41:00 <TheRiddler> sif
41:00 <TheRiddler> they're like babys with rolls
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
42:00 <Matthew> forget the NRL for a minute, the finish in the free-to-air AFL game is just tremendous
42:00 <Doodle> and how do you think you'd go looking after a baby
42:00 <Doodle> with breathing problems
42:00 <Matthew> THREE MEN AND A BABY
42:00 <Doodle> that has fucked hips
42:00 <Matthew> THREE CHACKEN WANGS AND A BABY
42:00 <faux> oh dear 
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> cos wankers like you want a fashionable dog
43:00 <faux> are bulldogs rly fashionable 
43:00 <faux> theyre so ugly my golly
43:00 <Doodle> why do u think they look like that
43:00 <Matthew> dogs are annoying anyway. leave them in the country.
43:00 <faux> g clamps?
43:00 <faux> nah idk
44:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooo <3
45:00 <Tonic> Matthew you are annoying, perhaps we should dump you into the country
45:00 <Tonic> FAGGOT
45:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos o/
45:00 <Doodle> food time bblzzzz
45:00 <Tonic> FaGGoT
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no need for that behaviour Tonic
45:00 <Matthew> I don't like your homophobic and vulgar abuse and no doubt moderators are keeping close watch of it
45:00 <faux> oo hes in here
45:00 <faux> yay
46:00 <faux> hes being a turd in another chan
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore the cunt
46:00 <TheRiddler> booooo
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could so eat 900kgs of nachos now
46:00 <TheRiddler> refs suck
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> mmmmmm nachos
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmmmmmm
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the local place here does them, they are kind of ok
46:00 <Matthew> I like how faux took direct action there and didn't dilly dally around like some
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> kicke
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
47:00 <TheRiddler> happy easter everyone
47:00 <faux> lets all praise faux
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lets not
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you’ve got cake, i will
47:00 <faux> alright
47:00 <faux> no cake sox
47:00 <faux> z
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
47:00 <faux> soz*
47:00 <Matthew> I like faux and most of her opinions
47:00 <TheRiddler> have some chacken wangs
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew no
47:00 <faux> you do not Matthew shut up
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you got cake, i’ll p r a i s e 
48:00 <Matthew> I did most, dear
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you like i should
48:00 <Matthew> I did say most*
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> mmm chicken
48:00 <faux> my chacken wangs will be done in about 40 mins
48:00 <faux> crisping nicely in the oven 
48:00 <faux> now i drink wine and wait
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d rather have …breast
49:00 <Matthew> nothing like a big fat wang at Easter time... to caress, to hold, to play, to eat
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm wang
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> do you chew on wangs
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> or just swallow them whole
49:00 <faux> ew
49:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
49:00 <Matthew> I like to put them in my mouth and play with the tip
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
49:00 <TheRiddler> how do eat this easter egg
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> how was babby formed TheRiddler?
49:00 <TheRiddler> *this
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a darrell lea rocky road east egg
50:00 <Matthew> DARRELL Lea
50:00 <Matthew> DARYL Somers
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i miss dazza
50:00 <Matthew> DARYL Braithwaite
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he was the father i never had
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is on some show
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's liked a big blog
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> *block
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it sucks growing up without parents
51:00 <Matthew> "Hello and welcome to BIG BLOG"
51:00 <faux> woah i just sneezed so hard 
51:00 <faux> thay was loud
51:00 <TheRiddler> of chocolate marshmellow n nuts
51:00 <TheRiddler> n such
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> nuts
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> isnt that a rocky road?
51:00 <Matthew> mmmm... wang and nuts
51:00 <faux> marshnellow
51:00 <Matthew> what a lovely combo
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> well it's rocklea road
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah thats what i thought
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://cutcockconn.tumblr.com/
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy shit
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> new nick
52:00 <TheRiddler> it's delicious tho
52:00 <EclecticWannaB> i hef an orgasmatron
53:00 <Matthew> you need to go and live in the US or Middle East, katatonic_kate01
53:00 <Matthew> if you love the CUT..
53:00 <TheRiddler> that's how you spell marshmellow 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> it's a a
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> mmmmm penis mutilation
53:00 <TheRiddler> marshmallo
53:00 <TheRiddler> w
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
53:00 <Matthew> I prefer the European uncut
53:00 <Matthew> but... just me
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
53:00 <Matthew> yep
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever floats yo boat, aye
54:00 <Matthew> correct... uncut floats mine
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
54:00 <Matthew> I don't like cutting off of body parts for religious or other purposes
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> my body is whole and pure
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i would provide strong, healthy offspring
55:00 <TheRiddler> when did panthers try
55:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
56:00 <TheRiddler> dougy
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Matthew> why the fuck is there now MKR on Sunday nights now...
57:00 <Matthew> fucking Channel 7!
57:00 <TheRiddler> conversion
57:00 <TheRiddler> dragons by 2
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hands of blue
58:00 <Matthew> please donttt tell me to stoppp
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i need more lube though
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it hurts
00:00 <TheRiddler> 1 minute to go
01:00 <faux> MY NET IS BEING SUCKT WHAT IS THE SCORE
01:00 <TheRiddler> YES
01:00 <faux> HELLO
01:00 <faux> SCORE
01:00 <TheRiddler> 14 - 12
01:00 <faux> us?
02:00 <Matthew> DRAGONS LEAD
02:00 <TheRiddler> yep
02:00 <Matthew> WITH SECONDS LEFT
02:00 <faux> PRAISE JESUS
02:00 <TheRiddler> game over
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
02:00 <faux> yay
02:00 <Matthew> The Dragons have won their last two games by 2 points ... after losing their first game of the season (to Storm) by 2 points...
04:00 <TheRiddler> can any team kick a field goal when they have the ball?
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes
05:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder why they didn't then
06:00 <Matthew> simba will be delighted... Port Adelaide were trailing 72-93 ... and now lead 127-94
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> #bringbacksimba2016
07:00 <Matthew> he won't tbh
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i know
08:00 <TheRiddler> everyone loves raymond
08:00 <Matthew> I used to hate that show
08:00 <Matthew> in fact I still do... but like when it was 'popular'
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need to shower lumeah?
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Lumeah is just providing the resident shitlords instructions on how to pick up classy women like herself
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she expects at the very least clean nuts
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> which is fair enough
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> personally my nuts are basically bald due to constant handling, so a quick wipe with an alcohol wipe does the trick
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you could just shower too
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> true
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> exfoliating gloves do quite the number on your nether regions
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> give the whole package a nice wash over
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but i come out shining
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the first time i used them, they went in white and came out a bit darker
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ever since then though, white every time
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its comforting knowing i have some of the cleanest nuts in town
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
14:00 <Matthew> rocking 4 myselff.. ohhh yeahh nowww
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> how did your balls get that dirty
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> apparently the body wash i use is shit
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Skirmish directed me onto some good stuff
15:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0SsOGYXLS4
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Motiv8 - Rockin' For Myself Views: 6,076 Uploader: Hutchy Bee Uploaded: Feb 16, 2013 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.80
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll show you the best body wash
16:00 <Matthew> it is the Dettol Peace Burst body wash ...
16:00 <Matthew> or Dettol Honey Glow
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the exfoliating gloves made all the difference really
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it also feels great to jerk off with them
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.amcal.com.au/lux-magic-spell-body-wash-400ml-p-9300830021376?cm_mmc=GooglePLA-_-NA-_-Lux-_-9300830021376&mkwid=sSwSUC6PC_dc&pcrid=65807436998&pkw=&pmt=&plid=&gclid=COflzaup4MsCFRQHvAods64Iig
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no lux !
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> magic spell. Smells so damn good
19:00 <TheRiddler> I have pamolive deep clean 
19:00 <TheRiddler> body gel
20:00 <Matthew> DETTOL is best and smells lush as well
23:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope lux
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> first childhood crush
23:00 <doctor> dettol smells like hospital
24:00 <TheRiddler> thank you have a cookie
24:00 <faux> THERE WERE HOURS THAT JUST WENT ON FOR DAYSSSSSS
24:00 <Matthew> yes... the MAIN Dettol product smells like a hospital
24:00 <Matthew> the BODY wash is LUSH. Listen.
24:00 <faux> when u touvh me like thisss
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no the lux one
24:00 <doctor> What do you mean by lush?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> get it ow
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> now
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lush is a horrible word and it makes me feel awkward when peope use it
25:00 <Matthew> luxurious, divine, beautiful, lovely
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it reminds me of ravers in nightclubs
25:00 <doctor> treating infected wounds isn't very lush
25:00 <faux> the brand lush is amazing
25:00 <doctor> lol, it does a bit
26:00 <Matthew> you feel "awkward" about using a certain word... yet you parade around with a username like "FaT_WoMBaT" ... righttt
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna lick my lush labia?
26:00 <TheRiddler> I've used lynx, nivea, organic care
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's because fat_wombat describes me perfectly
26:00 <doctor> not particularly but thanks for offering
26:00 <Matthew> how appealing
26:00 <faux> well no
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> does FaT_WoMBaT make you feel awkward Matthew?
26:00 <faux> wombats are adorable 
26:00 <doctor> wombats have rat teeth
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am adorable
26:00 <TheRiddler> I say the best is the lynx artic
26:00 <Matthew> yes it does... I feel like I am talking to like Humphrey or that pet on A Country Practice
26:00 <faux> are you though
27:00 <faux> lynx africa
27:00 <faux> hnnng
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am sometimes
27:00 <TheRiddler> and this current 1
27:00 <TheRiddler> the pamolive deep clean
27:00 <Matthew> use DOVE
27:00 <TheRiddler> makes your skin feel fresh n cool
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> i love that guys are discussing this
27:00 <faux> it makes me happy
27:00 <TheRiddler> I need to get some of those gloves
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i wouldnt use the name humphrey Matthew
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im not a big brown bear
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> plus he always kind of creeped me out
28:00 <TheRiddler> what does masturbating feel like with exfoliating gloves lol
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> not as bad as fat cat though, always tweaking out
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> TheRiddler: fucking amazing
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> give it a shot seriously
28:00 <Matthew> the worm on BOOK PLACE
28:00 <faux> wtf ash
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> make sure you lube up with bodywash or shampoo or something though
30:00 <Matthew> oh no Rita is attacking...
30:00 <Matthew> IT'S MORPHIN TIME
31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sorry Kate
31:00 <TheRiddler> I masturbate
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> massaging the man meat
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> pulling the pork
31:00 <TheRiddler> - the internet is for porn
31:00 <Clarkson> last cup of semen
31:00 <Matthew> SABER TOOTHED TIGER
32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dunno what any blowjobs you've had have been like TheRiddler
32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but the sensation is probably better than anything you can imagine
32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it'd probably be better if you used a bodywash with those little beads in it
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 I use have like something like that
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> well there you go
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're half way there
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the gloves are the cheap $2 ones yuo get at coles
36:00 <gowashemthen> Just put your hand to sleep by sitting on it 
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ive tried that
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its nowhere near as good
37:00 <gowashemthen> Won't feel like yours then
37:00 <gowashemthen> Ah
37:00 <gowashemthen> But the gloves? 
37:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i suppose if you did it with the gloves it could work
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a2mLN3d_460sv.mp4
37:00 <TheRiddler> nice cosplay
37:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im not clicking on that
39:00 <gowashemthen> Pretty 
39:00 <faux> ty
39:00 <gowashemthen> Lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
41:00 <faux> tnks
41:00 <TheRiddler> I had to miss seeing my team play today
41:00 <TheRiddler> glad they won tho
41:00 <gowashemthen> Had to why? 
41:00 <TheRiddler> work
42:00 <gowashemthen> What u do? 
42:00 <Matthew> https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2938/14562829134_8d5b706b0c_b.jpg
42:00 <TheRiddler> I collect trolleys
42:00 <gowashemthen> Cool 
42:00 <TheRiddler> at the trolley collectors store
42:00 <TheRiddler> :p
42:00 <gowashemthen> Wollies? 
43:00 <gowashemthen> Yes i believe u. :p
43:00 <TheRiddler> yes
44:00 <gowashemthen> What ya the tracker called 
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol raymond n his wife pretending to be his mom n dad
51:00 <TheRiddler> my gosh global shop direct has no originality
51:00 <TheRiddler> also
51:00 <TheRiddler> why make something just for scrambled eggs
54:00 <doctor> keep kids ON drugs more like it
59:00 <doctor> coolars
59:00 <couleurs> Hello Dr
04:00 <doctor> Did you remember to pay tribute to our easter bunny God? If not, you have a few hours left to make the offering of childs blood mixed in with the dust of 12 rotten molars
04:00 <erlich> and you get the molars from praying to the tooth fairy, if you are holy enough
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/q82/p480x480/7678_1034220213316453_4992698870498403058_n.jpg?oh=c4c773ea276c0a223214438709f0192c&oe=578EF86E
06:00 <Matthew> good
07:00 <couleurs> Yes.
08:00 <doctor> excellent
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://youtu.be/BACQc9f6pGs
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 6000 Match Chain Reaction - Amazing Fire Domino!!! Views: 12,066,422 Uploader: HTD Uploaded: Mar 14, 2016 Duration: 14m20s Rating: 4.66
10:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i actually lied about having easter eggs before. i haven't left my house in almost 3 months. i dont answer the door when the police check to see if im home
17:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
33:00 <Student> Greetings 
34:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r9qpXx4Lng
34:00 <couleurs> lolol
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Batman v Superman best review on the internet Views: 85,260 Uploader: TheThirdPew Uploaded: Mar 26, 2016 Duration: 1m4s Rating: 4.93
35:00 <couleurs> 6/5 shark tale!!!!!!!
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> not enough lens flare
41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm_SsdSW_xE
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THE INTERNET EXPLAINED! Views: 152,827 Uploader: EVERYTHINGlSTERRIBLE Uploaded: Jan 9, 2012 Duration: 2m44s Rating: 4.96
42:00 <couleurs> Alrighty Then.
43:00 <zaim> this is.... couleurs
43:00 <zaim> amazing.
44:00 <couleurs> thankz
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck there are some major tard who frequent the ch.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> tards*
49:00 <Student> and you are tracking tards?
49:00 <Student> nice work kk
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, they’re tracking me :(
50:00 <Student> and why are you bothered by tards? they are harmless
50:00 <TheRiddler> I've totally blasted my daily sugar reccomendation
50:00 <TheRiddler> today
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> damn easter
50:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/szdbKz5CyhA
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to send an 'E mail' - Database - 1984 Views: 681,831 Uploader: ThamesTv Uploaded: Feb 26, 2016 Duration: 6m35s Rating: 4.97
50:00 <Student> you have diabetes?
50:00 <TheRiddler> no
51:00 <TheRiddler> just watching sugar intake
51:00 <Student> ok
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m not bothered, it’s just some peeps are a lil… strange.
55:00 <couleurs> ok
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
56:00 <Student> move next
56:00 <Student> post your nude pics and entertain us 
57:00 <amelia> there's no one here you'd wanna see nude
57:00 <Student> not you amelia?
57:00 <amelia> no
57:00 <Student> ahh
57:00 <amelia> no one
57:00 <Student> i like the honesty 
57:00 <amelia> I like schnitzel
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> speak for yo self!
58:00 <amelia> who would you wanna see naked katw
58:00 <amelia> kate
58:00 <Student> but you are deeply mistake here amelia, because quite a lot of people in here are pretty cool to watch 
58:00 <Student> because kk is sexy?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked, true. No one. dick pics, yeah
58:00 <Student> never mind
58:00 <amelia> ahahahah
59:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
59:00 <amelia> hayo
59:00 <TheRiddler> me
59:00 <amelia> fink i getting sick
59:00 <amelia> soso fluey
59:00 <TheRiddler> damn
59:00 <TheRiddler> you need some chickenman soup :p
59:00 <amelia> i ated too much already
00:00 <TheRiddler> easter eggs?
00:00 <amelia> that too
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hai melia :3
00:00 <amelia> hai wombat *pats*
01:00 <TheRiddler> ameelio
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's spelt emilio
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes
01:00 <amelia> pepito
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> quesadilla
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> dis nacho taco cabrone
02:00 <amelia> burrito
03:00 <Student> who switch on amelia??
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i turn her on every night
03:00 <amelia> pardon
03:00 <Student> pardoned
04:00 <Student> do whatever you want to do :P 
04:00 <Matthew> amelia!!!!!
04:00 <amelia> I confused
04:00 <amelia> hie maffew
04:00 <amelia> wots up buttercup
04:00 <Student> amelia i have to admit, your english is pretty COOL 
04:00 <Student> how you learn to write like that ?
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i think you mean cool
05:00 <Student> yes, with capital
05:00 <amelia> Student do you want to fight @ me
05:00 <Doodle> say yes
05:00 <Doodle> i want to watch
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> kick her in the moot
05:00 <Student> she have a moot? :P
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i promise i’ll laugh
05:00 <Doodle> olawd
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can pretend ‘she’ does
05:00 <Student> amelia nah, i do not want to fight you :P
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she's as smooth as a ken doll
06:00 <Student> come on kk, be realistic please :P
06:00 <Doodle> amelia i'll fight you
06:00 <amelia> kick kate in the moot and you'll lose your foot
06:00 <Student> nice amelia ;P
06:00 <Student> some people in here might want to lose all of them in kk
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please
06:00 <Student> so not a big thing
06:00 <Clarkson> yeah and I get called the gay fox
06:00 <Student> NEXT ;)
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wish you could kick me in the moot
07:00 <amelia> ahahaahahhaha
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that’s right!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> laugh it up, you know you wanna! ANd lose yourself!
07:00 <Student> :)
07:00 <amelia> put ma had up der
08:00 <amelia> Head
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> there's spaghetti in my sweater already
08:00 <amelia> say hai to your bebe
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> do a sock puppet show for it
08:00 <Student> what happened to amelia fighting me or Doodle fighter her?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the tune of missy elliot - lose control
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Student go away nobody likes you
08:00 <Student> istead we are having girly fight in here
08:00 <Doodle>  i must warn you when i fight i wear my traditional regimental uniform
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> kate’s vagina makes yo’ lose control
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> <  / rap bit here > 
08:00 <Student> you have that intact Doodle? :P
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
09:00 <Student> FaT_WoMBaT are you trying to say something? kindly write better next time 
10:00 <Student> she is not typing any more
10:00 <Student> countdown?
10:00 <Doodle> she's getting the custard and inflatable kiddy pool ready
10:00 <Doodle> for the fight
11:00 <Student> unpreparedness will not be tolerated at all
11:00 <amelia> I was google imaging one tree hill actors
11:00 <Student> :)
11:00 <Doodle> weirdo
11:00 <amelia> http://images5.fanpop.com/image/forum/148000/148409_1319725898920_full.jpg
11:00 <Student> yes, that was odd
11:00 <amelia> KiSS Me JaKe
12:00 <Doodle> i looked like that in high school
12:00 <Doodle> +40kgs
12:00 <Doodle> and glasses
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i look like that now +100kgs
12:00 <amelia> ahahahahahha
12:00 <amelia> sounds sexeh
12:00 <Student> 40kgs , that is thin for a man 
12:00 <Doodle> ...
12:00 <amelia> +40kgs
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no radar lock on skin and bone
13:00 <Doodle> and i had better hair
13:00 <Student> i don't like wrinkels in his forehead, he looks like an old man 
13:00 <Student> very old man 
13:00 <Student> so you are into old guys amelia? :P
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics doodle
13:00 <Doodle> i still have better hair
13:00 <Doodle> i posted u a pic yesterday
13:00 <Doodle> or the day before
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
13:00 <Doodle> when i got me haircut
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i dee it
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
13:00 <Doodle> i noticed it to u tho
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
13:00 <amelia> no i don't have daddy issues
13:00 <Doodle> /notice
14:00 <amelia> Post a pic Student
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the heck
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> of your dick!
14:00 <Doodle> i'll have 2 find it
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
14:00 <Doodle> no it wasnt me dick
14:00 <Doodle> it was me face
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, ive seen yo dick 800 times doodle
14:00 <Doodle> for a change
14:00 <Student> amelia you were against the pic thing? :P
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Doodle> lolol
14:00 <amelia> wot pic thing
14:00 <Student> let me trace that
14:00 <Student> for you 
14:00 <amelia> no i always askin for pics
14:00 <Student> only for you 
14:00 <amelia> I'm a creep like that
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> she wants dick pics student, and do so I
14:00 <Clarkson> partgay i now u wanna wank over my cock pics
15:00 <Student> <amelia> there's no one here you'd wanna see nude <-----
15:00 <Student> check that out amelia
15:00 <amelia> Ohhhhh
15:00 <amelia> face pic
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia loves the odd pic stalk
15:00 <amelia> not nude pic
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it's harmless fun
15:00 <Student> nude face pic? :P
15:00 <amelia> yah i like lookin at people's face pics
15:00 <Student> oh cool amelia
15:00 <amelia> post yours
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i will never forget that i am trustworthy
15:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Student> ok 
16:00 <Student> how to post pics?
16:00 <Doodle> check ur pm kk
16:00 <Doodle> its full of Doodle
16:00 <Student> ???
17:00 <Student> doodle is an australian slang
17:00 <Doodle> you're a fuckin australian slang m8
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Student is a returned economic refugee
17:00 <Student> i am not even australian , fuck the slang 
17:00 <Student> faux is an economic refugee from syria :P
18:00 <Student> don't point fingers at me , i am innocent
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> stop deflecting
18:00 <Student> so amelia how to post pics?
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i know the truth
18:00 <Student> errr FaT_WoMBaT
18:00 <amelia> post it to imgur
18:00 <amelia> And then post link
18:00 <Student> oh well 
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> make sure you tick "post to gallery"
18:00 <Student> sound like an effort
18:00 <Student> and you want my face's pic right amelia?
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he wont give you it because he's actually a terrorist
19:00 <Student> ha ha FaT_WoMBaT
19:00 <Student> you are the best FaT_WoMBaT
19:00 <amelia> yah face incl. body
19:00 <amelia> Wot does post to gallery mean
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> if he doesnt tick that nobody will see it
19:00 <Student> that might not be possible  , because you said no to nude pics
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> see told you
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> terrorist
20:00 <Student> what are you doing in here FaT_WoMBaT, you should be in some pub, telling people there fortunes and making money 
20:00 <amelia> i dun want a fuckin dick pic damn it
20:00 <Doodle> loool
20:00 <Student> instead you choose to stay here and no body is going to offer you any thing :P
20:00 <Doodle> she does
20:00 <Doodle> send her all the dick pix
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> why would i tell people their fortunes?
21:00 <Student> my dick is so special :P
21:00 <Student> or rather my cock 
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> mind reading/future telling is the biggest fucking scam
21:00 <Clarkson> that award moment when the familiar scent of your dads cock floats through the glory hole
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, cock!
21:00 <Doodle> loool Clarkson
21:00 <Student> i personally feed my cock 
21:00 <Clarkson> ebay has been fucking upfor my lately anyway
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> resreved only for young women with their heads in the clouds
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and dreams of making it in the world
21:00 <Student> something is not quite right about FaT_WoMBaT
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i like the idea of the pub though
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> get me a nommy chicken parmy
22:00 <amelia> I had chicken parmy yesterday
22:00 <amelia> 3 Sheets
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> was it nommy though?
22:00 <Student> but for that purpose you have to sacrifice your home and self loving on the couch , only then you come out to pub 
22:00 <amelia> i dropped ma knife and made a scene
22:00 <amelia> not really
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bugger
23:00 <amelia> it was jus ok
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> best parmy i've had was at ravenswood pub back in the day when the dragstrip was still there
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> actual proper chicken breast with cheese n herbs n shit in it
23:00 <Student> amelia what is the big secrete behind your coolness? a lot of Fat? ;)
23:00 <Doodle> loool
23:00 <amelia> I used to be fat
23:00 <amelia> i healthy now
23:00 <Doodle> secrete
24:00 <Student> good going amelia
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i used to be healthy, now im fat
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia gave me all of hers
24:00 <amelia> take it all n keep it
24:00 <amelia> pls
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
24:00 <Student> are you married amelia?
24:00 <amelia> fudge no
24:00 <Student> oh bad 
25:00 <Student> what is the reason behind you not married yet?
25:00 <Student> laziness?
25:00 <Doodle> lolol
25:00 <Student> or something else?
25:00 <amsy> hello
25:00 <Doodle> something else
25:00 <amsy> happy easter
25:00 <Student> hi 
25:00 <amelia> ahahaahahhaahah
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> happy easter amsy
25:00 <Doodle> hi amsypoos
25:00 <Student> same to you amelia
25:00 <Student> since you know a lot about amelia, why not i should direct my question to yourself Doodle? :P
25:00 <amelia> haven't found right person
26:00 <Doodle> cos 
26:00 <faux> a lot of Fat
26:00 <Student> what is the right person for you?
26:00 <faux> a lot of FaT TaYLoR
26:00 <amelia> or maybe i am a shit gf to put up wif
26:00 <TheRiddler> happy easter amsy
26:00 <Doodle> ^
26:00 <amsy> our clocks went forward last night, that extra hour was crucial :(
26:00 <amelia> FaT TaYLoR
26:00 <Doodle> more likely
26:00 <Student> who let the faux out? :P
26:00 <Serenity> amelia is a soul sucker, she kills them before she gets a chance to keep them
26:00 <faux> yer mom
26:00 <Doodle> there u go
26:00 <Doodle> i was right
26:00 <Serenity> amelia is a dementor IRL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <amelia> ahaahhaahahahah
26:00 <Student> amelia once again, kindly tell about defintion of right person in your opinion? :)
27:00 <Doodle> how does she suck their souls out? just out of umm curiosity....
27:00 <faux> - a or + ed
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> from the hose pipe
27:00 <Doodle> oh
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> clearly
27:00 <Serenity> through their meat straw
27:00 <Doodle> i dont have a hose pipe
27:00 <Doodle> i have one of those
27:00 <Serenity> hahah
27:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaaha jeezus am i that bad
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> meat straws for eveyone!
27:00 <Student> my mom have nothing to do with that accident, you should point to your mom silly 
27:00 <amelia> maybe i jus expect too much
27:00 <Doodle> ^
27:00 <Serenity> you are to me x
27:00 <Student> lol 
27:00 <Doodle> that;ll be it amelia
27:00 <Student> but what do you expect amelia?
27:00 <Doodle> most girls do
27:00 <Doodle> too much
27:00 <Doodle> obv
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nothing wrong iwth having high expectations amelia, you'll just be single until you're 74
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no biggie
28:00 <faux> basket of burritos daily
28:00 <amelia> ahahaahhaahhaha
28:00 <faux> loving to her dog
28:00 <Student> most girl do, and end up having 4 children and a couple of kitties like our beloved Serenity do :P
28:00 <Doodle> ugh
28:00 <Doodle> dogs suck
28:00 <faux> cute liek JaKe
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ^
28:00 <amsy> ok will she find someone at 74 or die?
28:00 <Serenity> excuse me i dont have 4 children you fucking idiot
28:00 <amelia> I've never been dumped so cant be that bad
28:00 <Doodle> lmao
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nah amsy she's healthy these days
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she'll live
28:00 <amsy> oh ok
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you ATE them alive!
28:00 <amsy> so an Old Age Romance
28:00 <Student> you said you have 4, so that is why 4
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> correct
29:00 <faux> she said 14
29:00 <Serenity> i have never said i have 4 children
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the truest of all romances
29:00 <amsy> well thats kinda sweet
29:00 <Serenity> ty faux
29:00 <Student> 14?
29:00 <amelia> i am a praying mantis
29:00 <faux> yw
29:00 <Student> make sense
29:00 <Doodle> good grief
29:00 <amelia> I eat der heads after sex
29:00 <Clarkson> guys have tits too
29:00 <faux> Student dont be rude
29:00 <Student> 14 make perfect sense when i see her pic 
29:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/ejvo
29:00 <couleurs> me
29:00 <faux> uh
29:00 <amsy> haha
29:00 <Student> i am sorry 
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> couleurs  you are too cool for tihs world
29:00 <Student> amsy you old twart :P
29:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you need to transcend
29:00 <faux> twart
29:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool
29:00 <faux> lmaaao
30:00 <Doodle> ahahaha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL that’s how i dance!
30:00 <Doodle> poor amsy
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> in front of an air cooler
30:00 <Student> air cooler? where are way some village in pakistan? :P
30:00 <faux> wut
30:00 <Doodle> yes
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i agree
30:00 <Doodle> exaclty where are way
30:00 <amsy> Student I think you need to step back into your hole
30:00 <faux> aircoolerstan
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child: Why does he look fat
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <Student> lol amsy
31:00 <faux> i wanna punch ur child is that horrible
31:00 <amelia> I love how honest kids arr
31:00 <amelia> Are
31:00 <Student> the only problem i find stepping back into my hole is the hole is lot smaller now, can't really accomodate me 
31:00 <Serenity> lily shouted in the shop once WHY IS THAT LADY SO FAT
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck up
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is 5
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> kids are cute, fuck raising them though
31:00 <faux> not all kids are cute
31:00 <Student> so i am sorry amsy, that is not going to happen 
31:00 <faux> some are dumber than toothpaste 
31:00 <amelia> My friends kid told my other friend "you can't sit on that bike you're too fat"
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Doodle> oh dear
31:00 <Serenity> they just dont care haha
32:00 <amelia> i love it
32:00 <amelia> there's no hate in it, jus honest
32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> if i had a kid it'd be world champion of unreal tournament at age 3 and be able to recite the range markings of all rifle scopes
32:00 <amelia> haha
32:00 <faux> lol yeah my little cousin said our fat cousin how do u fit in the toilet
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly, they say it how it is.
32:00 <Student> :)
32:00 <faux> lol :'(
32:00 <Student> kids are normally honest
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHHA how do you fit in the toiley
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed they are
32:00 <faux> hes like
32:00 <Serenity> yeah theyre not being nasty its just how it is
32:00 <Doodle> A) ITS A TORLET
32:00 <Serenity> that person is big so they are fat
32:00 <faux> YOU CANT GO IN THERE YOURE TOO FAT
32:00 <faux> lmaooo Doodle 
32:00 <Doodle> and B) I USE  TORLETHORN
32:00 <Doodle> +a
32:00 <faux> LOLLLL
33:00 <Student> all confusing with caps and multiple options
33:00 <amsy> lol 
33:00 <Student> don't you people have manners? :P
33:00 <faux> rheres a slut in me torlet
33:00 <Clarkson> joshua has fuck all.
33:00 <Student> ill-mannered people :P
33:00 <Doodle> lol faux
33:00 <Doodle> chez's daughter
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <Doodle> is fighting with her bf
33:00 <faux> oh no
33:00 <Doodle> cos he thinks she is banging me
33:00 <Doodle> he called her a slut
33:00 <faux> wait what
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <Doodle> and chez is like
34:00 <Doodle> YOU CALL HER A SLUT AGAIN AND I'LL SMASH YA FACE IN
34:00 <TheRiddler> someones poisoned the goon bag
34:00 <Student> the train is off the track 
34:00 <faux> HAHA
34:00 <Doodle> she fuckin rocks
34:00 <faux> oh man
34:00 <faux> chez is me spirit animal
34:00 <faux> i love her
34:00 <Doodle> haha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Doodle> i dunno why he thinks that i barely speak to her
34:00 <faux> jls of ur sex banana peel
34:00 <Clarkson> hot sex with an irc bot maybe.
34:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <faux> lol clarkson
35:00 <Clarkson> lemon tea bitch
35:00 <faux> oh
35:00 <Doodle> :o
35:00 <amsy> oh
35:00 <amsy> i want tea
35:00 <Doodle> me too but i need to exercise 1st
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i have never drank tea
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im scared of it
35:00 <Student> most of the people want tea
36:00 <Student> in china, instead of water they always serve tea 
36:00 <Student> some herbs boiled in the water
36:00 <Doodle> would u drink the water in china?
36:00 <amelia> thanx encyclopedia
36:00 <Student> lazy people
36:00 <Student> it is ok amelia
36:00 <Doodle> its lazier to just get water out of the tap than to make tea
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> killing, is my business! ohhhhh and business is good!
37:00 <Student> now Doodle gave it a new dimension 
37:00 <Student> can't really fuck to explain him what was wrong with that
37:00 <Student> just can't
37:00 <Doodle> uh
37:00 <Doodle> good
37:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i cant fuck either
37:00 <Student> yap 
37:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but thats because i have a broken hip
37:00 <Doodle> u can still fuck with a broken hip u girl
37:00 <Doodle> i fucked with a broken back
37:00 <Matthew> oh god... what a great line to return to the channel on...
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Matthew> jesus
38:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im just not as strong as you are Doodle
38:00 <Student> or may be with a robot :P
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> gosh
38:00 <Doodle> Matthew pls dont take his name in vain on this day
38:00 <Matthew> I DID NOT
38:00 <Doodle> neither did i
38:00 <Doodle> :)
38:00 <Matthew> you were offensive towards Jesus Christ who is more relevant on this day
38:00 <Student> lol he meant to say it is ok to take his name in vain on any other day but not on this day :P
38:00 <Student> funny guy 
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> your face is offensive to Jesus Matthew
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Doodle> oh get fucked don't be retarded
38:00 <amelia> CAN WE NOT FIGHT ON FUCKING EASTER
39:00 <amelia> GUYS PLS
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes we can!
39:00 <Matthew> when I say 'oh god' I am actually referring to the Buddhist God who is completely unrelated to Easter
39:00 <Student> fucking easter? lol
39:00 <Doodle> you're being a dickhead Matthew
39:00 <Student> where the hell was the fuck? :P
39:00 <Matthew> what's new, Doodle?
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he's not being, he is one
39:00 <Doodle> nobody is buying it
39:00 <amelia> Student are you old
39:00 <amelia> You sound old
39:00 <Student> amelia yes, i am very old
39:00 <amelia> i knew it
39:00 <Matthew> what is for sale?
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he's not old, just pakistani
39:00 <Student> 1000+ or something
39:00 <Doodle> sex
40:00 <amelia> Tutankhamen
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <amelia> are you Tutankhamen
40:00 <Matthew> FaT_WoMBaT is still having his hissy fit against me from earlier for revealing what a lazy dickhead he is
40:00 <faux> tootin carmen
40:00 <amelia> Toot n cum in
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> what on earth are you talking about Matthew
40:00 <Doodle> heh
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> honestly
40:00 <Student> no i am tutankhamen, do they take test for that?
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> put the glass pipe down
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :|
40:00 <Student> i mean how come i know if i am or i am not
40:00 <Matthew> don't have a go at me and expect no retaliation
40:00 <amelia> who's smokin crack
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no like im honestly trying to determine where you said i was lazy
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're a drama queen
40:00 <amelia> who's the crack head
41:00 <Matthew> and then go on about how "uncomfortable" you were when I used the word: LUSH
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew apparently
41:00 <amelia> reveal yourself
41:00 <Matthew> that was the biggest load of shit I've ever read
41:00 <Clarkson> some ppl here would be agaisnt fucking ppl of other races
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <doctor> the game of the internet is only won when everyone else but me is dead
41:00 <amelia> Is maffew a crackhead
41:00 <Student> reveal yourself and pass some stuff to her :P
41:00 <doctor> then there will be peace
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia is after some gear
41:00 <Student> welcome doctor
41:00 <amelia> nah
41:00 <amelia> I'm güd
41:00 <doctor> hello Student 
41:00 <Matthew> from a distanceee... THERE IS HARMONY... and it echoes through the landsss
41:00 <amsy> Hello doctore
41:00 <Student> how come you are good without stuff? a lot of fat? :P
41:00 <Student> hello doctor
41:00 <faux> a lot of Fat
41:00 <Student> how are you doing doctor?
41:00 <doctor> hello amsy
42:00 <Matthew> <3 Bette
42:00 <amelia> although after the amount I've eaten this weekend i prob need a crack diet
42:00 <Student> who let this bot out? :P
42:00 <faux> :P
42:00 <doctor> im a bit loopy due to lack of sleep and too much coffee but none the less well
42:00 <Student> just keep on repeating "a lof of fat" 
42:00 <Student> nonsense bot 
42:00 <Doodle> a steady diet of cracks
42:00 <amelia> STOP CALLIN ME FAT
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> a lot of FaT
42:00 <faux> 1 crack rock pls
42:00 <Doodle> i typed duet of cracks but fixed it
42:00 <amelia> IT GIVES ME A COMPLEX
42:00 <Matthew> amelia, you may not be a soft drink 'drinker' ... and tbh you seem a bit that way inclined... BUT... if you do drink it: do you prefer Pepsi or Coke?
42:00 <Student> oh nice amelia
42:00 <TheRiddler> crack rock candy
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew's favourite
43:00 <Student> you are getting a complex without going to a beach :P
43:00 <faux> me mom doesnt live in sydney
43:00 <amelia> i don't drink soda
43:00 <faux> take that
43:00 <amelia> If i had to, i would choose coke
43:00 <Student> she did 
43:00 <Matthew> exactly what I thought
43:00 <Matthew> "I don't drink soda"
43:00 <Matthew> you have that aura around you
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> paki is out from t20
43:00 <amelia> in a can
43:00 <TheRiddler> dr pepper 
43:00 <amelia> that aura
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
43:00 <Student> but that is not my problem, network will take me to where ever she is 
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> THaT auRa
43:00 <TheRiddler> cherry coke
43:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i hope kiwi's get the cup
44:00 <Doodle> fuck off beeehh
44:00 <Student> i like the way you use the bold characters amelia
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that aura is the drug haze from the pipe still warm between your lips Matthew
44:00 <Matthew> 7-UP or Sprite ?
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im the last remaining relative of australia
44:00 <amelia> my amelia, what is that aura? Why that's my No SoDa aura :D
44:00 <amsy> 7-up
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> there goes another tram
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haeaeaheah
44:00 <Matthew> yes it is
44:00 <Matthew> Madonna or Gaga ?
44:00 <amsy> neither
44:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> slurp on raspberry
44:00 <Doodle> fnm
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> gelato amsy
45:00 <Matthew> Australia or Norway ?
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> findland
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> norway is beautiful
45:00 <amsy> hm
45:00 <Student> find land :P
45:00 <Matthew> so is AUS...
45:00 <amsy> depends on the context lol
45:00 <Student> he is still finding land for himself 
45:00 <Student> no land is accepting him 
45:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> Student from karachi are the victims of random bomb attacks often
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no that's beeeehhh
45:00 <Matthew> Melbourne or Oslo ?
45:00 <amsy> melbourne
45:00 <faux> syd
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Lumeah
46:00 <Matthew> Sandnes or Frankston ?
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> greenwich is next for me
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> to my auntie
46:00 <amsy> sandnes for faen
46:00 <Clarkson> well, she was a porn star
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the bottom of the mariana trench is next for you beeehhh
46:00 <Student> may be green ditch
46:00 <Student> call for the devil and robot is here
46:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> amsy wont be lonely after seeing me there
46:00 <Matthew> amsy is really good at playing this game... she gets an A
46:00 <Matthew> the rest of you - fail.
47:00 <Student> ofcourse amsy is the best
47:00 <amelia> fuck you i fail at nuzzink
47:00 <amsy> beehhh youve been promising me a visit for years
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> Student http://www.greenwich.pk/ study there man
47:00 <Student> but she is getting old, that is just some other thing :P
47:00 <Matthew> amelia gets a C ... she may have got a B if she chose Pepsi
47:00 <amelia> fuck pepsi yuck
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> fuck now we have boy lover here
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> time to take a break
47:00 <Picard> Matthew how are you?
47:00 <amelia> sif C
47:00 <amelia> I get A +++++
47:00 <amsy> how old am i Student?
47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> petervella is a good wine
47:00 <Matthew> why hello precious Picard ...
47:00 <Student> lol amsy
47:00 <Picard> precious?
47:00 <amelia> FuCK Yo GRaDiNG SYSTeM
48:00 <couleurs> Pepsi Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <Student> you are getting old all the time :P
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i heard that Picard sent a dick pic to Matthew
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i want to a phd in sex
48:00 <Matthew> yes, you're a real GEM
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> is this true
48:00 <amsy> Yes
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> please confirm y/n
48:00 <Picard> why am i detecting a lot of sarcasm?
48:00 <Matthew> did you know BERYL is one of the most precious gems around ?
48:00 <Matthew> like as in an actual mineral...
48:00 <Matthew> not a 70 year old lady name
48:00 <Matthew> how good is that
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im detecting a lot of dickcheese
48:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> im going bed for a wank
48:00 <Clarkson> I'll deal with u cunt
49:00 <Matthew> Picard, were you in Melbourne during the Madonna weekend?
49:00 <amsy> im a gem
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you a ruby amsy?
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i thnk you would be
49:00 <Student> gem without a ring :P
49:00 <amelia> ranga ruby
49:00 <amsy> im amber
49:00 <amsy> lol
49:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> 2million foreign workers in australia and 2million Students
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amber works
49:00 <Student> it is spectecular to see you praising yourself amsy 
50:00 <Student> cool , keep it up 
50:00 <Matthew> Amber or Beryl ... tough to choose
50:00 <Matthew> both so precious
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> plus 24 plus 300 illegals
50:00 <amsy> lmao
50:00 <amelia> amber is a pretty name
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> agreed
50:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> you got the stats
50:00 <amelia> wish i had a pretty name
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> is amelia not a pretty name?
50:00 <amsy> lol 
50:00 <amelia> fuck you parents may as well call me Helga
50:00 <Student> what is the meaning of your name amelia?
50:00 <Matthew> I love those Asian girls (usually Chinese) ... and not just girls, but guys as well ... who come over here, usually to study, and change their names to the most ridiculous names ever
50:00 <Student> helga? :P
50:00 <amsy> amelia, trying being norwegian and being called Gry
51:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAHAA
51:00 <amsy> lmaoooooo
51:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys in thailand are the new craze by wealthy muslims from middle east
51:00 <Matthew> Evelyn
51:00 <amelia> jeezus Gry bwahahahhahaa
51:00 <Matthew> Nancy etc
51:00 <amsy> or Gerd
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Grug would be worse
51:00 <amsy> or Borghild
51:00 <amsy> yeah
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
51:00 <amsy> your name is just fine m8
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> or hardick
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Bernhardt
51:00 <amelia> so is Maffew a crackhead
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes
51:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> soon my visa will become an antique
51:00 <Student> something is not quite right with amsy , she lost control of herself
51:00 <amelia> Cos thats unfortunate
52:00 <Matthew> my name is 榱 鮐嚃 垥娀庣 鋧鋓頠 鵵鵹鵿 ... but just call me 'Denise'
52:00 <Student> ok denise
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <amsy> lol 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> they use very old school names
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> k9's favourite tune
52:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> denise wong the new PM of aust
52:00 <Picard> my asian massage chic is named evelyn 
52:00 <Matthew> pronounced: Ching Wang Ding Lung Dung
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep love me some cut dick
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> theres a song for everyone on this album
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its great
53:00 <amelia> no one wants to hear about your happy endings Picard you fat pink fuck
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oWNeD
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia ^ 5
53:00 <Student> it is confusing when amelia and amsy both are chatting on the main 
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i want play some songs peeps n loevts
53:00 <amsy> why
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> take that you dumb squirrel 
53:00 <Matthew> the Chinese generally prefer the rich mineral/gem names because they believe it brings good fortune
53:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> to send her to peace
54:00 <amsy> our nicks are different lengths
54:00 <Student> because i am confusing amelia for amsy
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> so are their penises
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yasssss
54:00 <amelia> mines bigger
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> mumma
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://newmatilda.com/2016/03/27/grief-and-growth-the-murder-of-gayle-woodford-and-the-elephant-in-the-room/
54:00 <Student> you are the old old person , amelia just joined the house
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <Matthew> amelia is one massive cock
54:00 <Matthew> sorry ...
54:00 <Matthew> has*
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bigger than yours at least
54:00 <Student> any way 
54:00 <amelia> That is a granted comment
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yours too womabt
54:00 <amsy> yes im old
54:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds/Kylie Minogue - Where The Wild Roses Grow Views: 6,076,919 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 13, 2010 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.92
54:00 <amsy> can we move past it
54:00 <amelia> I am bit of an 8 inch dick
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lol k9 dont be mean, you havent seen it yet
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> its a sad day btw n honest
55:00 <Matthew> FaT_WoMBaT ... at least I can see my own dick, fat cunt
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahaha ha haw
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha ooooooooooh
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew
55:00 <Student> can't really past it , just stuck into it and the channel topic keep me remind of this fact :P
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you ok love?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i wud never do things like that
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> gunt a licious
55:00 <amelia> why do maffew and demat hate @ each other
55:00 <amelia> wot happened
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dont hate Matthew
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i love everyone
55:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> wise man lives on the tree
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew doesnt like it when i point out he's a crackhead though
55:00 <Matthew> i don't want to bring up old wounds
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> or literally the worlds biggest drama queen
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isn’t big gay al
56:00 <Matthew> EXCUSE FUCKING ME!!!
56:00 <Matthew> are you FUCKING kidding!??
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're not excused
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lets talk about this man to man
56:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i kept to myself the grief
56:00 <Matthew> you are calling me the "worlds biggest drama queen" ... THIS IS COMING FROM the same knob jockey who was up in arms an hour ago because I used the word "lush"
56:00 <Clarkson> runnin outtah shit to use
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i wasnt up in arms, i said it was a shit word
56:00 <amelia> how much do you smoke Maffew
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> calm your farm mate
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> seriously
57:00 <amelia> Are you really skinny
57:00 <amelia> are you high right now
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you on hormone therapy or what?
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're very emotional righ now
57:00 <amelia> or are you comin down
57:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> but things turned to be ok, i never knew my true sexuality til i met someone
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> great minds amelia
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> something's not right
57:00 <Matthew> no. you're just a cunt and now a cunt on my ignore list. bye
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and nothing of value was lost
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> moving on...
57:00 <amelia> uh oh raviolios
58:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> whatelse could you take from this life
58:00 <amelia> we jus witnessed a break up
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i think he had a crush on me
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :(
58:00 <robot> helloooooooo
58:00 <amelia> I better eat a piece of chocolate to make myself feel better
58:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> then you enjoy the darkness and sorrow
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i has donuts
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i went to kk's last night
58:00 <amelia> hurro robot
58:00 <amelia> Whitfords?
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yup
58:00 <amelia> I was out that way yesterdays
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> o rly
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> why didnt you say hello
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> so rude
59:00 <Matthew> hello robot
59:00 <robot> hey amelia.  how you doing?
59:00 <amelia> cos @ my friends place
59:00 <robot> hey Matthew
59:00 <robot> what's the happs?
59:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's fair enough
59:00 <amelia> goooood a bit fluey but güd, how you robot
59:00 <robot> ah sucks
59:00 <robot> yeah i'm alright.
59:00 <Matthew> not much. but happy easter greetings to you and your family.
00:00 <robot> thanks.  likewise
00:00 <Matthew> i will pass on the message
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i wanna play some tekken
00:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> A blachole vision treasuring in your soul guiding you for grasping of more thrill and wonders
00:00 <amsy> i would like some chocolate
00:00 <amelia> i wanna pley mario 3
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hmmm
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i really shiould go get some chocolate
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but that means putting clothes on
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> cbf
00:00 <amelia> haf all my choc
00:00 <amelia> take it away
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> again
00:00 <Matthew> I would like to play Super Mario Kart & Super Mario All Stars on a brand new 1993 version Super Nintendo Entertainment System
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that means i have to put my clothes on
01:00 <Matthew> and then some Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter II
01:00 <robot> no wait
01:00 <robot> strike that
01:00 <robot> reverse it
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> so close robot
01:00 <amelia> Ahahahahaha
01:00 <robot> good, now let's move on
01:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> amsy lets meet at japan, wear a kimino
01:00 <amsy> lmao
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia can you bring the choc here, and just leave it at my door?
01:00 <amelia> street fighter i shotgun being Ryu
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that way we dont have to see eachother
01:00 <amelia> where do you live
01:00 <Student> what?
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> about 15k away
01:00 <Matthew> excuse me robot ... I extend wonderful Easter wishes to you and your family and then am left out of the chocolate giveaway ?
01:00 <Student> i was/am champion with RYU
02:00 <Student> bring it on any time , any day 
02:00 <amsy> currently playing through 3d land wii u
02:00 <amelia> i am Ryu i already shotgunned it so you gotta be someone else
02:00 <robot> it was a mouthful enough as it was, Matthew, it was falling apart at the seams
02:00 <amelia> dems the rules ok
02:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my sis brought 6 cans of salmon from woolies and got the cash off me
02:00 <Matthew> well I am offended at the lack of thought
02:00 <amelia> Canned salmon?
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> wait amelia i just checked my logs
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you called me friendly
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> not trustworthy
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im sorry
03:00 <amelia> friendly AHAHAHAH
03:00 <Matthew> I like to play Saget or Ken
03:00 <amelia> you look FRieNDLY
03:00 <Matthew> or the Chinese girl, Chiang Mai or something
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
03:00 <amelia> thats ok TheRiddler says i look mousey
03:00 <robot> i wish you could play as Bob Saget.
03:00 <robot> chung li
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> http://www.paramount.com.au/products_salmon.asp?id=3
03:00 <robot> cheung li?
03:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> yup canned is theway to go
03:00 <amelia> yuxxxxxxx
03:00 <Matthew> for the sake of my conversation earlier about Chinese name changes...I am changing Chung Li's name to DEBBIE
03:00 <robot> lol
04:00 <robot> chinese would pronounce it derbie
04:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i get confused with ladyboys and thai girls
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> arent they the same
04:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> probably
04:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u imberciel
05:00 <amelia> AHAHAH
05:00 <robot> imberciel.  classic.
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> what do you mean probably
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're the expert on all that shit
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> have you being lying to us/
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ?
05:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> my research topic must be out from this planet
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im disappointed by you
06:00 <amelia> hot choc delivery pls
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nope
06:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you bring choc here first
06:00 <amelia> and don't be stingy on the marshymellows
06:00 <amelia> I want 4
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i drank half on the way to drop-off
06:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guru Josh, Infinity - 1990 Views: 397,701 Uploader: Shrinechick88 Uploaded: Aug 20, 2011 Duration: 7m25s Rating: 4.87
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> and half the pizza
07:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> fuck this i shud go to bed n fap
07:00 <Clarkson> They bred the hate right in your fucking bones!!
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> pleae do
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> +s
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> goodnight beeehhhh
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hope you feel better in the morning
09:00 <Matthew> oh no robot left
09:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> wb robot you were missed
09:00 <Matthew> welcome back robot!!!
09:00 <robot> awwwwwww
09:00 <robot> thanks guyyyyyys
09:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> see ^
10:00 <couleurs> np
10:00 <Matthew> robot, it really was my pleasure
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the rythm of the night
11:00 <amelia> I go walkin in ma sleep
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> isnt that dangerous
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GmC1HDx08
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Corona - Rhythm Of The Night (1993) Views: 1,393,782 Uploader: skv90rec Uploaded: Aug 28, 2012 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.85
11:00 <amelia> Ohh i was singing diff one
11:00 <amelia> OHHHH WAIY
11:00 <amelia> WAIT
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i didnt there was a different one
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> er
12:00 <amelia> thats "in the middle of the night"
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i didnt realise*
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oic
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that makes more sense
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i lvoe this song though
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> reminds me of my childhood
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> blue light discos n shit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
13:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/hSq4B_zHqPM
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Billy Joel - The River of Dreams Views: 12,608,015 Uploader: billyjoelVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.91
13:00 <Matthew> because losing everything... is like the sunnnn going downnn on meeee... ladies and gentleman, mr elton johnnn...
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nice choice
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its this song
14:00 <amelia> yas
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i didnt recognise the lyrics
14:00 <Matthew> oh amelia what a divine choice
14:00 <robot> any skyrim fans here?
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its cute how Matthew is playing catch up
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ive got 200 hours on steam robot
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> does that count
15:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9TdDCWN7g&feature=youtu.be
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Malukah - ‪The Dragonborn Comes - Skyrim Bard Song and Main Theme Female Cover‬ Views: 16,064,398 Uploader: Malukah Uploaded: Nov 29, 2011 Duration: 2m2s Rating: 4.94
15:00 <robot> good enough
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh ive seen this
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its pretty damn good
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> doesnt she do others too
15:00 <robot> i always like the bards songs
15:00 <robot> think so
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she can sing and she has a pretty smile
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im going to marry her
16:00 <robot> guitar too
16:00 <Trevor> slut
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> indeed
16:00 <robot> LOL Trevor
17:00 <amelia> she does haf pretty smile
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yup
17:00 <amelia> and eyeballs
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i mean the whole package looks pretty good
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lets be honest
18:00 <robot> i love vocal pentatonics
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she has a foo fighters cover!
18:00 <robot> add a little reverb
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes!
18:00 <robot> ta da
18:00 <Matthew> amelia has some superb taste in music
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SENkrissNw
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Malukah - Times Like These - Foo Fighters Cover Views: 497,558 Uploader: Malukah Uploaded: Sep 12, 2014 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.96
19:00 <amelia> No i don't, you would hate my music taste
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she uploaded that on my birthday too
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it was clearly my birthday present
19:00 <robot> phuk
19:00 <amelia> It must be fate wombat
19:00 <robot> should propose ay
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it must be
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmvXGBBfjs <— is 1 billion times better than the chick who sings nerdy video game intros
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lisa Gerrard (Dead Can Dance) - Sanvean Views: 1,232,972 Uploader: dmivko Uploaded: Sep 29, 2010 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.94
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im sorry but i have to disagree
20:00 <amelia> OK Lisa Gerrard looks like a murderer
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she's done a foo cover of one of my favourite songs
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lisa is fucking amazing!
21:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/bpoUg
22:00 <amelia> I jus ate four chocolate Malteser easter bunnies
22:00 <amelia> damn it
22:00 <robot> fk yea
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> dammit amelia
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you taunt me
22:00 <amelia> I must stop
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> give me and i will fix your tv while im there
23:00 <amelia> get it away from me dis instant
23:00 <amelia> it works again
23:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01 & I have some similar taste in music
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> how did you fix i
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> t
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ?
23:00 <amelia> after i watched all my episodes on freakin laptop
23:00 <amelia> Next day i tried again om TV and it worked
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> you like dead can dance?
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh right
23:00 <amelia> I was soso angry but also soso happy
23:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> well thats convenient
24:00 <amelia> i felt so conflicted
24:00 <amelia> It was terrible
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i hope someone at work gives me some choc on tuesday
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> otherwise i might be upset
25:00 <Matthew> Meryl
25:00 <amelia> did you get 0 chocolate
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i have consumed zero chocolate
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i work for a religious org. and got nuffin’!
25:00 <amelia> wotna loser
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i know rright
25:00 <Doodle> WOTNA
25:00 <amelia> you both losers
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is, which makes you one too
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i mean in theory, i could go to IGA and get some
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck i
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> FAIL
25:00 <Matthew> welcome back to Bettina's favourite friend, Doodle
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but i want other people to give me some
25:00 <amelia> no u
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> so that i know that i am loved
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and cared about
25:00 <Doodle> loool Matthew
26:00 <Trevor> *yawn*
26:00 <Matthew> Bettina and Max
27:00 <zaim> i've been yawning all night
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> has anyone grabbed your tongue yet
27:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ?
28:00 <Matthew> i've just joined my old primary school page on facebook... FFS, blasts from the past!!
28:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i need some relationship advice, can anyone here help?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it was weird when i joined mine
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like wtf
29:00 <Matthew> some people really do get a LOT worse with age
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks* me i get better with age
29:00 <Doodle> i just keep getting more and more handsome each year
29:00 <Doodle> lol fu
29:00 <Matthew> i used to call this girl 'Fish Face' at school ... and yep, she is still as hideous as ever
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know it doodle *hair flick*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <amelia> don't be mean
30:00 <Doodle> but
30:00 <amelia> show us your perfect non fish face
30:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> http://imgur.com/gallery/W0XIBFd
31:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/DvuAxFL
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> show us ya fish taco
31:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha i love that video robot
31:00 <Trevor> i dont have any fish
31:00 <Matthew> the principal when i was at primary school IS STILL FUCKING THERE
31:00 <Matthew> hate that mole
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Trevor> been thinking about getting some though
31:00 <Picard> did she molest you?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> good, fuck off then
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHA
32:00 <Matthew> no she didn't but her husband was in the papers about ten years back because he was groping parents at school council meetings and subsequently they got divorced
32:00 <amelia> "good, fuck off n get some fish den"
32:00 <Clarkson> you know who does the best porn
32:00 <Doodle> damn those hot parents
32:00 <Picard> oh, so it wasnt a catholic school?
32:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> k9 doesn't have time for these non-fish-having timewasters
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY
33:00 <Matthew> no, sorry to disappoint you
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone knows I hate seafood
33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> OH
33:00 <amelia> wot relationship advice do you require
33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> so thats why you hate cum
33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> now it makes sense
33:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> fucking hell
33:00 <amelia> let us single people assist
33:00 <Clarkson> LOL ... Australia are getting shit on
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Matthew> by who in which sport
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven’t tasted any fishy cum *fucking vomit*
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia, i cant say it here because people chuck hissy fits about me rooting literally everyone
34:00 <amelia> kate
34:00 <amelia> Yuckkk
34:00 <amelia> I thought you haven't had sex in years
34:00 <Picard> Matthew do u have many hot chic friends?
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i havent
34:00 <amelia> like born again virgin
34:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> my hymen has regrown
34:00 <Matthew> duh
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine too
34:00 <amelia> so wotchu mean rooting everyonr
35:00 <Picard> can u hook me up?
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it was sarcasm meels
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im sorry :P
35:00 <amelia> Oh
35:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
35:00 <amelia> I am very literal person
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but seriously though, i told a girl ive known for a couple of years that i have feelings for her
35:00 <amelia> I believe the stupidest shit godamnit
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yet at the same time a married lady has just split from her hubby and wants my dick
35:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am conflicted
35:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaH4Tno7IZ8&feature=youtu.be
35:00 <robot> rofl
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Georgia's Got Talent Genadi Tkachenko Sounds of the earth Views: 2,356,996 Uploader: iseemir Uploaded: Mar 3, 2016 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.90
35:00 <robot> this guy.
36:00 <amelia> You jus want pussy from married lady
36:00 <Clarkson> i bet u licked ur mums vagina out and when she was alive didnt you bab
36:00 <amelia> are you seeing other girl
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nope
36:00 <robot> this guy is my new hero.  'i'm gonna go on got talent and make soudns of the fuckin' earth.'
36:00 <amelia> so wots the prob
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i feel it would be dishonest
36:00 <amelia> then do wotchu feel
36:00 <amelia> capiche?
36:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes maam
37:00 <Matthew> my friends are stunners... their cut off is 30 so you're already over 10 years over that limit
37:00 <Matthew> sorry
37:00 <robot> pix Matthew
37:00 <amelia> do you have hot male friends
37:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
37:00 <amelia> straight
37:00 <Picard> after rohypnol they wont know my age 
37:00 <Matthew> yes
38:00 <Matthew> and no
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew has FUCKED EM ALL
38:00 <amelia> GiVe THeM MY iRC NaMe
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> all
38:00 <robot> oh are they dudes
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> also amelia its cute that you take everything literally
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i like that
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> reminds me of me
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> when im not being a deliberate jerk
39:00 <Matthew> i really want to fuck simba but it probably won't happen
39:00 <Clarkson> but that doesn't matter when u can get the government to legislate any ol shit for them
39:00 <doctor> lol
39:00 <doctor> hate fuck
39:00 <Picard> eeewww Matthew y
39:00 <Picard> he is a nuffy
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> simba is cute
39:00 <amelia> i look like a ditz half the time
39:00 <Trevor> i bet simba likes his hair pulled while hes fucked
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i still remember what u look like in your selfy
39:00 <Matthew> we just snapchat each other regularly ... he's a bit short and too skinny for my liking ... but i am willing to overlook that
39:00 <amelia> why would you wanna fuck simba
39:00 <amelia> he's a grumpy fuck
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> simba is a real wildboy
40:00 <Serenity> roflllll
40:00 <robot> amelia i need your help
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he's prime meat
40:00 <Picard> make his arse bleed
40:00 <robot> what do i want to eat for dinner
40:00 <Serenity> too many glassies for that one
40:00 <robot> what would you have if you were me?
40:00 <doctor> prime a grade boipussy
40:00 <Matthew> woud let him sit on my face, definitely
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ^^
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> doctor is in on it
40:00 <Matthew> he's got a cute fucking arse
40:00 <Picard> Matthew can i fuck you?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard, can you just fuck off
40:00 <Serenity> Picard has so much repressed homosexuality
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re creepy as fuck
40:00 <Clarkson> fukn cheap cunt asians in taiwan
41:00 <amelia> robot schnitzel i would definitely have schnitzel
41:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 u silly slut, who asked you
41:00 <robot> ooooh
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> my homosexuality isnt repressed, its just selective
41:00 <Matthew> if he was foot taller and probably 10kg heavier... he'd be great... and maybe get rid of some of that facial hair
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and doesnt require glass pipes
41:00 <robot> not a bad suggestion
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one asked me - i told you to fuck off you old fuck
41:00 <Matthew> that boy needs to eat a pizza or Big Mac or something
41:00 <doctor> i goto the meat markets annualy in oxford street, where i get to choose boys like simba fresh from the pens
41:00 <Picard> ffs one thing i hate is a mouthy slut
41:00 <Clarkson> beehhh : work. sick of chicks sending me pics of their bfs cocks
41:00 <doctor> strap them up on a hook
41:00 <Serenity> your name also isnt picard
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lmao doctor
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> actually laughed irl
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i like you
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lets get married
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you have mum issues picard
41:00 <doctor> lol
42:00 <Matthew> i am serious... Serenity, are you totally turned off by like anorexic looking guys??
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal and fuck off, cunt
42:00 <Matthew> they make my throw up
42:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
42:00 <Serenity> im not really anything about skinny guys
42:00 <doctor> theyre called twinks
42:00 <amelia> gosta have some meat
42:00 <TheRiddler> making spaghetti bolognaise
42:00 <Serenity> im not attracted to them im not anything about them
42:00 <Matthew> i am just like 'urgh' about them
42:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 can u fuck off and end your obsession. no one was even talking to you. now fuck right off u whore
42:00 <Matthew> simba isn't like totally skinny skinny but he is borderline
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ive got lots of meat and lots of fat, you could deep fry me and i'd be delicious
42:00 <TheRiddler> except using penne pasta
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sounds nom TheRiddler
42:00 <Matthew> and he looks about 5 foot tall in the photos i see
42:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> whats the sauce got in it though?
42:00 <Matthew> which is annoying cos im 6' 1''
43:00 <amelia> i dun like really fat
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha picard, give a fuck. You still need to fuck off. You’re a seedy old man!
43:00 <amelia> I like big strong arms
43:00 <Serenity> i dont really get 'turned off' over people i just feel nothing
43:00 <Serenity> if that makes sense
43:00 <amelia> Fit
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im fat like a baloon
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s really horrid! 
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> balloon*
43:00 <amelia> even a lil chub is ok
43:00 <Trevor> FaT_WoMBaT, except you dont float
43:00 <amelia> but nice big strong arms
43:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> my tummy is very rotund
43:00 <Trevor> only in a pool
43:00 <Matthew> I don't like fucking fat mess ... but I do like a bit of meat to wrap myself in
43:00 <Picard> spend your spare time making a list of potetial guys to get dna samples from so you can figure out the father of your bastard child
43:00 <Serenity> i just have this image of Matthew covering himself in a polony blanket now
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah - totally picard!
44:00 <amelia> Yux!
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> my arms and leg and face arent terrible
44:00 <TheRiddler> sauce is a red wine tomato n basil
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but i have a fat neck and balloon belly
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's delicious TheRiddler
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im jealous
44:00 <Serenity> Im still fat but im married so i dont care
44:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
44:00 <Serenity> #sux2him
44:00 <TheRiddler> with mince, onion, mushroom, cherry tomatoes, celery, capsicum
44:00 <Matthew> I quite like a small to moderate amount of body hair as well ... it's manly and lush
44:00 <amelia> my boobs are my only draw card
44:00 <Serenity> #sux2Bhim
44:00 <Matthew> but not like fucking hairy ape style
44:00 <robot> boobcard
44:00 <TheRiddler> and a bunch of spices 
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> if we're being honest here amelia
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> u have a nice face
45:00 <amelia> ahahahaah
45:00 <amsy> lol
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> boobs didnt look bad from what i can see
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i will admit
45:00 <amsy> wow so much honesty
45:00 <Student> hello every buddy 
45:00 <amsy> how can we deal
45:00 <Trevor> also FaT_WoMBaT has low standards
45:00 <Trevor> hope ive helped
45:00 <Matthew> Picard, how much do you weigh and how tall are you
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Trevor why are you so upset
45:00 <amsy> amelia does have a nice face
45:00 <Serenity> Trevor Im not sure anyone takes you seriously
45:00 <Serenity> like.. anyone
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im glad you agree amsy
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i feel vindicated
46:00 <Serenity> amelia has the face of someone who would liquify you and drink you in a cocktail
46:00 <Trevor> Serenity, yea but i dont mind
46:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHAAH wotdahexagon Serenity
46:00 <Matthew> amelia is a very genuine and caring and lovely person
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you gonna leave austnet one day trevor>
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
46:00 <Serenity> i dunno man i think ive been watching too much dr who
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i wish he'd go join his own irc network
46:00 <Trevor> kate, im here just to irritate u
46:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and leave usalone
46:00 <amelia> I don't even know how to take that
46:00 <Student> you have got a fan here amelia
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t irritate me. You make me shudder.
47:00 <amelia> I am not that caring or lovely, at all
47:00 <Matthew> I think the HOTTEST MALE AWARD in the channel goes to...
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> literally nobody cares
47:00 <Student> but your fan thought otherwise
47:00 <Matthew> I am awarding it to reco
47:00 <amelia> there are no hot men in here
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im a bit warm
47:00 <amelia> ew reco
47:00 <Matthew> does simba still count ... even though he is in HIATUS mode
47:00 <amelia> no to reco
48:00 <amelia> and simba is definitely out
48:00 <Student> on the contrary , i find a lot of hot guys in here 
48:00 <amelia> simba is on the frozen list
48:00 <Student> but there just hot , that is all about them 
48:00 <Matthew> I can't win my own award, unfortunately
48:00 <Student> what frozen list?
48:00 <Matthew> so i need to be balanced
48:00 <Trevor> im a hot man with a broken ac picard plz fix it
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> TheRiddler, you made the news: https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12439397_1600923723551770_5231063128150186345_n.jpg?oh=c4670b7cf1860b66e9c29ec2f744168b&oe=5777D209
48:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :P
48:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
49:00 <Matthew> HOTTEST FEMALE IN A FILM OR DRAMA SERIES on #MELBOURNE ... the nominations are:
49:00 <robot> howard stern is like 90% hair 
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hottest woman in #melbourne is clearly Lumeah
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a fucking waste of creme eggs!
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> not one word of a lie
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> clearly!
49:00 <Trevor> bbl - lemme know when ppl r angry wit trevor so i can come bak n lol@u
49:00 <Matthew> Serenity for her role in 'Serene Serenity Part 3'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch is hot as
50:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01 for her role in 'Divine Princess'
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lumeah is about a 5 on the looks scale, but it's her down to earth attitude and positive and genuine outlook on life that wins her this one
50:00 <Serenity> wot
50:00 <amelia> Serenity for her role in "Green Hair, Don't Care"
50:00 <TheRiddler> amelia, liinda, amsy
50:00 <amsy> A 5!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Matthew> faux for her role in 'Lebanon Strikes Back'
50:00 <TheRiddler> the nominies
50:00 <Serenity> i will cut your head OFF amelia
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dont know what liinda or amsy look like
50:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh n faux
51:00 <TheRiddler> man the sauce smells nice
51:00 <Matthew> amsy in 'A Touch Of Scandanavia'
51:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
51:00 <TheRiddler> a touch of scandanavia
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh and i give that 5 as a positive 5
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> not a negative 5
51:00 <robot> now do male nominations
51:00 <amsy> i got a touch of scandinavia in meeeeeee
51:00 <Matthew> and our final nominees...
51:00 <amsy> his name is..
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> male nominations Doodle clearly dominates
51:00 <amsy> youll just have to wait and seeee
51:00 <Student> :)
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he's literally the most handsome man on earth
51:00 <Matthew> amelia in "My Big Fat Aussie Wedding Part 3'
52:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA
52:00 <Student> why there are lot of part 3
52:00 <amelia> I'm croat you fuck
52:00 <amelia> And single damn it
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i had no idea you were croat
52:00 <Matthew> who is the dumb bitch who lives in Alaska and is always miserable but likes me for some reason
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i have learned today
52:00 <Student> it is in the movie and drame amelia
52:00 <TheRiddler> doodle simba gs69azza ryan
52:00 <Student> nothing serious 
52:00 <robot> incoming pms amelia
53:00 <amsy> Ms. Ng
53:00 <amelia> ahaahahha
53:00 <TheRiddler> that's the male nominies
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah way to advertise
53:00 <doctor> my big fat maccas run with a rock of meth for me sheila part 12441
53:00 <Matthew> oh yes
53:00 <TheRiddler> nomnomies
53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
53:00 <robot> Ana_ng?
53:00 <Student> incoming msgs to amelia ---> hey sexy 
53:00 <couleurs> The Pieter Story
53:00 <amsy> yes
53:00 <TheRiddler> get it
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
53:00 <amelia> they are bad male nominees
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you left out Pieter
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you kidding amelia
53:00 <amsy> q
53:00 <Matthew> and Ana_Ng (I think!?) for her role in "The Beijing Diaries"
53:00 <amelia> who os ryan
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i'd go gay for Doodle
53:00 <robot> lol
53:00 <Matthew> and the winner is...
53:00 <Matthew> *opens envelope*
53:00 <amelia> who is ryan
54:00 <Student> may be the "The Alaska Diaries"
54:00 <Matthew> *pretends to be pleased but really don't give a shit*
54:00 <doctor> i wonder how bastard kids pieter sired to desperate junkies
54:00 <Student> you don't know private ryan?
54:00 <Matthew> it's a tie!!
54:00 <Matthew> it's a tie... ROMY WHITE & MICHELLE WEINBERGER
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dont think piet is actually capable of producing offspring
54:00 <amelia> gs69azza was that big guy isn't it
54:00 <amelia> lotsa veins
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah adonis is the muscle man
54:00 <doctor> the steroid guy, yeah
54:00 <Serenity> he use to be cute when he was a chubby
55:00 <Student> adonis was the steriod guy?
55:00 <Serenity> now he looks like a walnut
55:00 <Matthew> nah. amsy and Serenity are joint winners of the HOT award. congrats guys and well done xx
55:00 <amelia> thats a lot of dedication, good on him for that
55:00 <amelia> i dun find it visually appealing
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah, muscle isnt my thing, but he's put some work in
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and i appreciate that
55:00 <doctor> ive got nothing against steroids
55:00 <amelia> haha
56:00 <doctor> makes people look dopey tho
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> muscle in da pants 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
56:00 <amelia> yes to steroids but also takes more than that
56:00 <amsy> lol
56:00 <Matthew> next award from the academy is the 'Biggest C**T in a movie or drama series involving #melbourne" ... and the nominees are...
56:00 <doctor> chemical cocktails
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> time to see how butthurt Matthew is
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i hope i win
57:00 <amelia> FaT_WoMBaT gon win for sho
57:00 <doctor> cunt? probably picard but thats a badge of honour for him
57:00 <Matthew> simba for his role in "The Departure Lounge"
57:00 <doctor> plivent i don't have a word for
57:00 <couleurs> i bet i make it in this 1 for saying golden girls sux
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> banned
57:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahahahahahhahaah couleurs
57:00 <doctor> that guy is a testament of why god doesnt exist
57:00 <Matthew> TheRon for his role in "Sport Drug Controversy"
57:00 <robot> anyway that's how i won $5 in a bet with faux
57:00 <amsy> lollll
58:00 <amsy> hi cc :7
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's amazing robot
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im really impressed
58:00 <robot> thanks.
58:00 <doctor> kinda gross tho
58:00 <doctor> even by my standards
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i mean, i couldnt do that
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but still
58:00 <Matthew> FaT_WoMBaT for his impressive performance in "Fat Cunts Are Us And I Hate The Word Lush"
58:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :2
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> kudos
58:00 <robot> you're a doctor, you can handle it
58:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haahahaha
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ohmy god
58:00 <doctor> i've seen some....
58:00 <amelia> i love when gays go all bitchy
59:00 <amelia> its great
59:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i laugh so hard just then i snorted'
59:00 <Doodle> [21:53] <FaT_WoMBaT> i'd go gay for Doodle
59:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
59:00 <Serenity> i love Matthew im going to have golf balls inseted into me flaps so it looks like i have nuts
59:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> we were talking about the hottest irc guys
59:00 <Serenity> so we can get married
59:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i voted for you
59:00 <amsy> get in line wombat
59:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i hope you dont mind
59:00 <amsy> lol
59:00 <Serenity> and i can teabag him on our honeymoon
59:00 <Doodle> i'm not hot
59:00 <Doodle> i'm old and past it
59:00 <Doodle> and haggard
59:00 <Matthew> Romper_Stomper for his self portrayal in "What's Eating Romper Stomper And I Need A Crane To Leave My House"
59:00 <amsy> lolll
00:00 <TheRiddler> dinner ready
00:00 <robot> loll
00:00 <amsy> woah
00:00 <amsy> is he still alive?
00:00 <amsy> romps
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew isn't upset *at all*
00:00 <robot> oh fuck, romper stomper
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah romps is still around
00:00 <TheRiddler> I have parmasen n sharp cheddar
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> i have so many pics of romper
00:00 <Doodle> and his wife
00:00 <amsy> lol
00:00 <Doodle> and his kids
00:00 <amelia> thats odd
00:00 <Doodle> theyre adults
00:00 <Matthew> he is one fucking disgusting feral of a pig person
00:00 <amelia> particularly the kids part
00:00 <Matthew> he is revolting in the extreme
00:00 <Doodle> theyre adults!
00:00 <TheRiddler> man does parmasen smell like puke
00:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
00:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
00:00 <Serenity> romper is how sonia and i bonded and she became my anus roomie
00:00 <doctor> Winfield Blue - el de toilette
00:00 <Matthew> he makes FaT_WoMBaT look fuckable
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> when it gets old it does TheRiddler
01:00 <Doodle> loool
01:00 <amelia> theyre adults damnit theyre adults
01:00 <TheRiddler> why does it have such a horrid smell
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Matthew has literally never seen a picture of me
01:00 <Serenity> becuse its cheese
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> why is he so upset lol
01:00 <amsy> because its cheese
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> WHAT DID I DO??!?
01:00 <Serenity> and cheese is fucking putrid
01:00 <amsy> and cheese smells like fart
01:00 <amelia> Wasn't sonia a fake
01:00 <Matthew> and the final nomination...
01:00 <amsy> lolll
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah sonia was a trap
01:00 <Serenity> no
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> Sonia was me
01:00 <Serenity> no she wasnt she just never showed idiots pics of herself
01:00 <amelia> how does he kno you fat
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> because i am
02:00 <Matthew> i dont!!! im playing
02:00 <Matthew> jesus
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but thats beside the point
02:00 <doctor> rumour had it she was wheelchair bound and worked at centrelink, but also had a great rack
02:00 <amelia> I think her name was Sonya
02:00 <amelia> The fake one
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Doodle> and
02:00 <TheRiddler> according to someone sonia is hot
02:00 <Serenity> she her wheelchair park on your face doodle?
02:00 <Doodle> none of you are correct
02:00 <TheRiddler> was*
02:00 <Matthew> too many serious sallys
02:00 <Doodle> she popped a mono sezz
02:00 <amelia> yes Sonya was a fake damn it
02:00 <Serenity> of course she was hot she had tits the size of neptune
02:00 <faux> she her wheelchair park
02:00 <Clarkson> You need a fucking straight jacket
02:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think sonia was ever in a wheelchair
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> can confirm wheelchair park
02:00 <Serenity> no she wasnt TheRiddler that came from pieter
02:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
03:00 <Doodle> <3
03:00 <TheRiddler> they got her mixed up with bree
03:00 <Serenity> who thinks sonia and bree are the same person
03:00 <Matthew> and the winner is ... ROMPER STOMPER 
03:00 <Matthew> the academy were unanimous in that decision
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i didnt win
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :(
03:00 <TheRiddler> is this uglies person on irc
03:00 <Doodle> did romper just win hottest ircer
03:00 <TheRiddler> *ugliest
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nah
03:00 <Serenity> fattest i think
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> this was biggest cunt
03:00 <Clarkson> yeah she's a fucking quality rocker lol
03:00 <Doodle> oh
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh fattest
03:00 <Doodle> hellfury
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hahah
03:00 <Serenity> i dunno
03:00 <Serenity> he was pretty fucking large
04:00 <amsy> like
04:00 <Doodle> she was roughly the size of a southern right whale
04:00 <faux> hellhathnofury like a fat abo fuck
04:00 <Clarkson> "yeah go sleep on the couch no sex for you
04:00 <Serenity> im glad i cant win fattest anymore
04:00 <amsy> whats his face from the other alice in wonderland movie
04:00 <Serenity> phew
04:00 <Doodle> she was caught in different waters than a whale tho sezz
04:00 <Doodle> loool
04:00 <amsy> the big ball thing
04:00 <TheRiddler> she was png faux lol
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ive run out of beam and coke
04:00 <Matthew> now for our 'CUTEST POTENTIAL COUPLE IN A MOTION PICTURE OR SERIES involving #melbourne' award...
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> what do
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ?
04:00 <faux> whatever
04:00 <faux> all same
04:00 <amsy> cutest potential couple is me and faux
04:00 <TheRiddler> png were abos that could swim :p
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia can you please come drop off the choc and a case of beam and coke
04:00 <Picard> Matthew u are talking a lot of shit tonight
04:00 <Doodle> heh motion picture
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> please and thankyou
04:00 <amsy> end of story
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> <3
05:00 <faux> bb i was just typing if amsy andni dont win cutest couple im banning you all
05:00 <Matthew> tonight ??
05:00 <faux> ily
05:00 <Matthew> i always talk shit and i love it
05:00 <amelia> goshdamnit i ate too much choc i can't move now
05:00 <Doodle> amelia can u pls come by my house and shake your boobs at the window
05:00 <Doodle> <3
05:00 <Matthew> if you dont like it... feel free to put me on your ignore list
05:00 <amsy> lmao <3
05:00 <amelia> Ahahahahahahahaha
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you dont have to shake your boobs in my window, i just want the booze and chocolate
05:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> thanks
05:00 <Clarkson> i want to do a tour of the porn industry
05:00 <Doodle> the bay one
05:00 <amelia> if you promise to press your balls against de window
05:00 <Doodle> why not
06:00 <Doodle> it is 11 out there tho
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <faux> he does that anyway
06:00 <Doodle> the glass might be cold
06:00 <Doodle> heheee
06:00 <Doodle> shhh
06:00 <Picard> fuck up Matthew
06:00 <Doodle> dont tell her
06:00 <faux> thats how he gets kids off his lawn
06:00 <Matthew> Serenity & Matthew
06:00 <Doodle> LOL
06:00 <Doodle> shut uppppppppp
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <faux> soz
06:00 <faux> exposed ya
06:00 <faux> wait you did that to yourself 
06:00 <Maurice> (19:06:17) (faux): thats how he gets kids off his lawn
06:00 <Doodle> well
06:00 <faux> eheee
06:00 <Doodle> the blinds did!
06:00 <Maurice> I think thats how he gets arrested
06:00 <Matthew> Picard & Matthew
06:00 <Doodle> i thought i would be arrested
06:00 <faux> Amsy & Faux 
06:00 <faux> dont be selfish
07:00 <Matthew> Doodle & Bettina
07:00 <Doodle> Doodle and his hand
07:00 <faux> lmaooo
07:00 <Doodle> lol fuck bettina
07:00 <faux> bettina
07:00 <Doodle> she will never see my penis
07:00 <faux> shes beautiful
07:00 <Doodle> she is terrifying
07:00 <faux> in a half chewed mango sorta way
07:00 <Matthew> faux & amsy
07:00 <Maurice> Maybe she'll show you her wang
07:00 <amelia> who do i get coupled wif, can i haf a hottie
07:00 <Doodle> looool
07:00 <Matthew> faux & simba
07:00 <faux> .
07:00 <faux> pls
07:00 <Matthew> Matthew & simba
07:00 <Serenity> dont
07:00 <faux> no ty
07:00 <Doodle> can i have someone too pls
07:00 <Serenity> no one wants simba ok
07:00 <amelia> yux faux gets the dud
07:00 <Doodle> someone not shit
07:00 <faux> DOODLE AND FAUX
07:00 <Serenity> FAUX AND DOODLE
07:00 <Matthew> i want him!!1
07:00 <faux> yesss
07:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooooo
07:00 <Matthew> ill get him as well... you watch
07:00 <Doodle> <3
08:00 <Matthew> telling you right now
08:00 <Doodle> have him
08:00 <faux> u take simba
08:00 <Doodle> nobody cares
08:00 <Serenity> if you do Matthew tell us all immediately
08:00 <amelia> no one wants simba
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <faux> lmaaao
08:00 <Doodle> take pix of his gaping butthole tho for shits and giggles
08:00 <Serenity> hes moodier than a menopausal tranny
08:00 <amelia> jus throw him in the gutter
08:00 <faux> anyway back to me and doodle
08:00 <faux> what do we win
08:00 <Matthew> when he puts on 10kg and grows a foot... he is mine
08:00 <Doodle> sex weekend
08:00 <Clarkson> i bet there's a whole colony of bacteria thriving in the she shit stained fabric of that fat cunts seat
08:00 <Serenity> sex
08:00 <Clarkson> and then fucking kunny went into the bottle-o for some reason
08:00 <faux> grows a foot?!
08:00 <faux> hes a giant
08:00 <faux> hell be a fucking beanstalk
08:00 <Doodle> everyone is giant to you
08:00 <Doodle> :o
08:00 <faux> no hes actually tall
09:00 <faux> 6 3 or something
09:00 <TheRiddler> most perverted ircer
09:00 <faux> ALSO HOW RUDE
09:00 <Matthew> his arse pics portray someone much smaller
09:00 <TheRiddler> nominies
09:00 <Doodle> faux
09:00 <TheRiddler> me :p
09:00 <Doodle> 3 inches of that is his hair
09:00 <TheRiddler> demat
09:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker wins most perverted
09:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> everyone would have to be careful about kneeing faux in the forehead
09:00 <faux> wtf is a nominie
09:00 <TheRiddler> dk
09:00 <Serenity> no TheRiddler you win biggest deviant
09:00 <Matthew> back to the NOMINATIONS
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
09:00 <Doodle> simba is 6' and 3 inches of hair
09:00 <faux> nah hes rly tall i came up to his like.. nipple
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Matthew> TheRiddler & 12 year old Filopino girl
09:00 <amelia> (@faux) wtf is a nominie
09:00 <Doodle> can u come up 2 mine
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
09:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <faux> yes doodle
10:00 <Doodle> awes i'll get them out of my pockets
10:00 <faux> id braid ur nip hairs w me tung
10:00 <Doodle> looool
10:00 <Matthew> (TheRiddler, I am joking... I know it was your dickhead mate)
10:00 <Doodle> noice tung luv
10:00 <robot> you guys are entertaining tonight.
10:00 <amelia> NoMiNie
10:00 <Doodle> ye cheers m8
10:00 <robot> nomnee
10:00 <Doodle> nommy knee
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaaha
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Matthew> Doodle & Serenity for their role in "Dances With Cats"
10:00 <faux> WHAT DO WE WIN
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Student> robot that is because you cleared the payables :P
11:00 <TheRiddler> Nominee
11:00 <Doodle> i have the scratches to prove it
11:00 <Serenity> is our aware a gold plated cock pic?
11:00 <robot> i what
11:00 <Serenity> award too
11:00 <faux> niminie
11:00 <Student> payables ;)
11:00 <faux> mini me
11:00 <faux> omg speaking of mini mes
11:00 <faux> i habe a pic for u Serenity 
11:00 <faux> and doodle
11:00 <faux> check whatsapp 
11:00 <TheRiddler> best boobs
11:00 <amelia> iS ouR aWaRe
11:00 <Serenity> hokay
11:00 <Matthew> can security please escort FaT_WoMBaT out of the auditorium please? thanks. i've had enough of him
11:00 <Serenity> iate too much roast
11:00 <Serenity> hnngg
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i thought i was ignored Matthew
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you queen
11:00 <TheRiddler> we need pics to judge
11:00 <Serenity> i wish Matthew
12:00 <Serenity> I WISH
12:00 <Serenity> wow csp
12:00 <Serenity> caps
12:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
12:00 <Matthew> i never ignore... it's all just balogna
12:00 <amelia> show me pic too
12:00 <amelia> damn it
12:00 <Serenity> no ok
12:00 <Serenity> you are not special
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> your face is balogna
12:00 <amelia> i fuckin am so
12:00 <Matthew> FUCK YOU
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> goes great with cheese and tomato sauce
12:00 <Matthew> I HATE YOU
12:00 <Doodle> wow
12:00 <Matthew> get out of my awards PRICK
13:00 <TheRiddler> best cook
13:00 <Matthew> i am taking my nomination BACK from you
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> TheRiddler wins best cook.
13:00 <TheRiddler> not me of course
13:00 <faux> i dont wannaupload it anywhere random meeliea
13:00 <Matthew> the winners are...
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> fuck off you just made spaghetti
13:00 <TheRiddler> probably sezz
13:00 <faux> its a pic of me sissy
13:00 <Matthew> MATT & SIMBA
13:00 <Matthew> YAYYYY
13:00 <amelia> Most takeaway eater
13:00 <amelia> Tie between ash and demat
13:00 <faux> TheRiddler: 
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <Doodle> add me to whatsapp amelia and i'll show u
13:00 <Doodle> and the pic
13:00 <Serenity> im not that great a cook
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nah i very much win most takeaway
13:00 <amelia> i dun haf whatsapp damn it
13:00 <Doodle> ursogay
13:00 <faux> download it
13:00 <faux> golly
13:00 <TheRiddler> I dont get takeaway every night
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i literally dont eat anything except food i pay other people to make
13:00 <amelia> i am de gayest
13:00 <Matthew> do you have snapchat, amelia? add me and ill send you a dick pic
13:00 <Doodle> o/`
13:00 <faux> CHECK IT DOODLE I SENT U PIC
13:00 <faux> cunt
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the perks of being a millionaire
14:00 <TheRiddler> I made dinner tonight even
14:00 <amelia> i dun want a fuckin dick pic
14:00 <TheRiddler> so I lose by default
14:00 <Serenity> so fucking sassy
14:00 <amelia> I has no snapchat either
14:00 <amelia> Or fb
14:00 <amelia> Just insta
14:00 <Matthew> what year are you in? fucking 1992?
14:00 <Matthew> jesus
14:00 <Matthew> get with the program
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> amelia still sends nudes via the postal service
14:00 <Doodle> holy shit faux
14:00 <robot> i used to be with the program.
14:00 <Doodle> she is so big!
14:00 <amelia> bwahhahaahhaha
14:00 <robot> but then they changed what the program was
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and has a stack of porn mags hidden under her bed
14:00 <TheRiddler> telegram nudes
14:00 <faux> i knowwww
14:00 <faux> i luff her
15:00 <Doodle> hehee
15:00 <Doodle> ava tells everyone her name is lily
15:00 <faux> i wanna throw her out a plane
15:00 <TheRiddler> my friend has boxes of porn mags under his bed
15:00 <faux> riry
15:00 <faux> why lol
15:00 <Doodle> so i was ava today til i threatened to steal her easter eggs
15:00 <Matthew> i deleted faux off my snapchat (Really stupidly) because i thought she was colluding with simba and i got pissed off
15:00 <Doodle> BUT THEYRE MINE
15:00 <TheRiddler> I think there's no space under there actually
15:00 <Matthew> so sorry xx 
15:00 <Doodle> nooooooooooooooooooooo
15:00 <amelia> yes ash, your "friend"
15:00 <robot> faux you always want to do the most violent things
15:00 <faux> lol.
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> is that the same friend that went and had sex with underage women in south east asia
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ?
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's all porn mags
15:00 <Clarkson> fuck off NotRegistered u sound like a broken record cunt
15:00 <faux> colluding with simba
15:00 <Doodle> she likes the name i guess faux
15:00 <Serenity> this chats going too fast
16:00 <faux> thats cute doodie
16:00 <Serenity> its confusing me
16:00 <faux> i want her and ab to be fwends
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 James Reyne-Motor's Too Fast.mp3 (9.62MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:30)
16:00 <robot> me too.
16:00 <Doodle> heheee
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's the friend I went to philippines with
16:00 <Maurice> I told my niece I was going to steal her kitten while she was at school and she threatened to bash me
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> I KNEW IT
16:00 <Maurice> BRING IT ON
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> HE'S A FUCKING DEVIANT
16:00 <Doodle> they could say KKKHHELLO to each other
16:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is colluding
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <robot> how tall is she Maurice?
16:00 <Student> :)
16:00 <amelia> colliding with simba?
16:00 <Maurice> She's 4, so she's shorter than me
16:00 <Maurice> Just..
16:00 <faux> my sis speaks 3 languages 
16:00 <robot> she prolly could then
16:00 <faux> so itll be
16:00 <Doodle> eep
16:00 <Serenity> collude
16:00 <Serenity> kəˈl(j)uːd/Submit
16:00 <faux> bonjour hello marhaba
16:00 <Serenity> verb
16:00 <Serenity> gerund or present participle: colluding
16:00 <TheRiddler> aww
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> simba likes to collide cocks with eachother
16:00 <Serenity> come to a secret understanding; conspire.
16:00 <Serenity> "the president accused his opponents of colluding with foreigners"
16:00 <Serenity> synonyms:	conspire, connive, intrigue, be hand in glove, plot, participate in a conspiracy, collaborate, scheme; More
16:00 <Clarkson> Thank fuck she's gone
17:00 <Doodle> bonjour hello marishka hargitay
17:00 <Maurice> I think you mean gemma pell
17:00 <Matthew> simba told faux something about me in another channel that I told him in confidence
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bonjour la petite fleur
17:00 <faux> Serenity is still here Clarkson dont be rude
17:00 <Doodle> looool
17:00 <Clarkson> get over it , it was well over 10 fucking years ago
17:00 <Matthew> and then it was repeated in here
17:00 <robot> bbs
17:00 <Matthew> I lost my shit and did a rage quit
17:00 <Serenity> fuck you faux
17:00 <Clarkson> all the cool lil delis near me have been replaced by gay 9 dollar foccacia places
17:00 <Serenity> fuck. u
17:00 <Matthew> and then deleted people off snapchat
17:00 <TheRiddler> just because he has long hair simba is not a she clarky
17:00 <Clarkson> you're kinda fixated on peoples asses and cum
17:00 <faux> u luff me
17:00 <Doodle> um
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bonjour la petite fleur, ma japel
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i think
17:00 <Serenity> ok fine
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i have no idea
17:00 <Doodle> non
17:00 <faux> ok matt
17:00 <faux> ty for teh update 
18:00 <faux> you just confirmed you are a teenage girl
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Matthew> that's why i did it
18:00 <Matthew> but it was silly
18:00 <Matthew> saaa saarryyy
18:00 <faux> its ok i didnt lose sleep over you deleting memoff snapchat
18:00 <amelia> did he tell her you smoked a lot of crack
18:00 <Serenity> how do you say 'I wouldn't puke on you if you were on fire' in french
18:00 <TheRiddler> butt crack
18:00 <amelia> was it really private
18:00 <Matthew> it was confidential
18:00 <Matthew> and personal
18:00 <Matthew> and i hate him for sharing it
18:00 <Matthew> in fact im mad at him still
18:00 <faux> wtf was it
18:00 <faux> i dont even rememebr
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Serenity: Je ne vomis sur vous si vous étiez sur le feu
18:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <Doodle> va sucer un baise
19:00 <Matthew> i cant even remember...it was like 2 months ago
19:00 <amelia> yah I actually dont care I'm jus bein a twat
19:00 <Maurice> If you don't want shit shared on irc, don't tell trolls anything
19:00 <Serenity> ok now pretend i just said that
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ok
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> in your voice that would be hilarious
19:00 <Matthew> thanks Maurice
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> like an angry french midget
19:00 <Matthew> i trusted the wrong person
19:00 <Serenity> heres a good tip
19:00 <amelia> why, does Serenity have a funny voice
19:00 <Serenity> dont trust anyone on irc
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nah Serenity has a cute voice
19:00 <amelia> I imagine it as a hell bogan voice
19:00 <Serenity> i do fucking not
19:00 <faux> TRUST ME
19:00 <Serenity> stop it
19:00 <faux> im trustable
19:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
20:00 <Matthew> simba wants me to pay for him to come to Melbourne and stay with me
20:00 <Matthew> it's like umm... no
20:00 <Serenity> IM NOT A BOGAN YOU FUCKING BLONDE FERRET
20:00 <amelia> I dunno wot fauxs voice sounds like, jus her burps n farts
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> when i heard Serenity for the first time i was like, that's not serenity that's one of her kids
20:00 <Serenity> -_-
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <TheRiddler> on friday this hell bogan lesbian picked up our old washing machine
20:00 <Serenity> somtimes faux and I sound the same on skype
20:00 <faux> ye but im more leb
20:00 <Matthew> great story, TheRiddler
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <Matthew> thanks for sharing
20:00 <faux> and ur more thong
20:00 <Doodle> ALL THE TIME
20:00 <Doodle> you sound the same
20:00 <faux> wearing
21:00 <faux> boges
21:00 <Serenity> hahaha
21:00 <Doodle> i cant fucken tell u apart
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <faux> sifnt
21:00 <faux> im fantastic
21:00 <Maurice> I can tell Serenity by her giggles
21:00 <Doodle> u sezz and paulie all sound the same
21:00 <faux> she has cockbreath
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh yeah
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <TheRiddler> same voice couple
21:00 <Maurice> LOL @ paulie
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Serenity giggles
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> a lot
21:00 <Serenity> you can tell paul by his like
21:00 <Doodle> heheee
21:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Serenity is the one that adds the cword at the end of every sentence
21:00 <Serenity> AAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA
21:00 <faux> pauls laugh is so funny
21:00 <Matthew> i am going to record my voice and upload so you can hear
21:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <Matthew> i think only faux has heard it
21:00 <faux> yes
21:00 <Serenity> excuse me i dnt actually say cunt
21:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> AHAAHAHAHA
21:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she is polite
21:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> eXCuSe Me
22:00 <Doodle> my voice sounds like honey dripping off a nipple
22:00 <faux> mm
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
22:00 <Serenity> it does doodle
22:00 <Serenity> please talk to me
22:00 <Maurice> Thats tonights new dream
22:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> my voice sounds like i 12
22:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:00 <Serenity> except if im bent then I cant talk to you
22:00 <Matthew> i sound gay at times
22:00 <Doodle> my boring public information voice
22:00 <Serenity> i just laugh and laugh
22:00 <faux> sez was giggling so much cos she was moist at your voice
22:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:00 <Serenity> i was all of a fluster
22:00 <faux> was like HELLO PLS STFU 
22:00 <Maurice> Is that meant to be a surprise, Matthew?
22:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i sound like a bogan eunuch
22:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> xm doesn't even sound asian
22:00 <Serenity> i kept thinking of all the funny things doodle types
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> I was gutted
22:00 <Serenity> then hearing them in his voice
22:00 <Serenity> and losing it
22:00 <Matthew> people who love their own voice are weird
22:00 <Doodle> hehee
23:00 <Matthew> and no Maurice
23:00 <TheRiddler> dinner was good
23:00 <Doodle> OH WILL YOU STOP WIBBLING ON
23:00 <Doodle> LIKE SOME KIND OF GIRL
23:00 <Student> all you do is BASH users Maurice, shame on you 
23:00 <Doodle> WHO'S TRYING TO HAVE A PERIOD
23:00 <Serenity> heheheheheh
23:00 <Maurice> Fuck up Student before I put my foot so far up your arse you'll be able to polish it with your tonsils
23:00 <TheRiddler> only problem was the sauce was a bit watery
23:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:00 <Student> whatever 
23:00 <TheRiddler> how do you thicken bolognaise
23:00 <faux> Maurice acts tuff
23:00 <Matthew> who is Doodle speaking to
23:00 <Matthew> better not be me
23:00 <Doodle> tomato paste
23:00 <faux> but rly shes a softie
23:00 <Maurice> I've got muscles like The Rock
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> TheRiddler: plain flour or thick tomato paste
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> very little flour
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> like two pinches
24:00 <TheRiddler> *bolognese
24:00 <Matthew> Maurice scares me
24:00 <Student> she use to be softy and then everything just changed
24:00 <Serenity> tomato paste and let it simmer
24:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Maurice is like 60
24:00 <faux> she scares everyone
24:00 <Serenity> it will thicken its self
24:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
24:00 <Maurice> I was never a softie you numpty
24:00 <faux> even her own reflection
24:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Give her a break, she goin thru menopause
24:00 <Student> she started sucking blood out of WANKERS :P
24:00 <Student> poor girl 
24:00 <TheRiddler> dont think I have any tomato paste
24:00 <Maurice> faux you have no idea, should see me when I wake up with bed hair
24:00 <Matthew> I called her "Ian Maurice" several years ago ... and that was it. hatred.
24:00 <Serenity> maurice is a marshmallow
24:00 <faux> lollll
24:00 <Student> marshmallow with glasses
24:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> TheRiddler have you put the sauce on the pasta/mince yet?
24:00 <Maurice> Matthew, you know it wasn't actually hatred, right? It was the fact you think everything said on irc is so serious
25:00 <faux> you have to hear her tell her kids to go bed
25:00 <TheRiddler> why hasn't faux been calling out my spelling of bolognese
25:00 <faux> imagine your scariest teacher
25:00 <Student> very cute
25:00 <Matthew> i felt some online hatred
25:00 <faux> x19
25:00 <Maurice> Lol faux, to be fair they were already IN bed
25:00 <Maurice> They just kept fucking around
25:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> mrs trunchbull
25:00 <faux> loll
25:00 <TheRiddler> wow
25:00 <TheRiddler> 166 to 102
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> carn australia
25:00 <faux> are eagles winning
25:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> ahahahahaha
25:00 <faux> i wanna tease craig
26:00 <faux> if they lose
26:00 <Matthew> Craig text me before with his "Brisbane by 6" prediction
26:00 <Maurice> They were winning when I saw it
26:00 <Matthew> im like fuck off. no.
26:00 <Maurice> Dunno about now
26:00 <TheRiddler> game just finished
26:00 <faux> who eon
26:00 <faux> won
26:00 <TheRiddler> eagles
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> eagles smashed
26:00 <faux> oh good
26:00 <faux> i tipped them
26:00 <Serenity> wtf is even happening
26:00 <Matthew> Eagles 26.10.166 defeated Brisbane 15.12.102
26:00 <Maurice> My bro was at the game, my sister won tickets
26:00 <Serenity> therse liek 24 convos happening
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> 26 goals
26:00 <TheRiddler> did you tip my team
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> christ almighty
26:00 <faux> no
26:00 <faux> soz
26:00 <TheRiddler> meanie
26:00 <TheRiddler> I always tip your team
27:00 <faux> theyre usually shit arent they
27:00 <Matthew> Port Adelaide 20.13.133 defeated St Kilda 15.10.100 (simba was very happy)
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> no
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <faux> soz
27:00 <Serenity> tipping is about winning points ash lol not tipping ur fave team
27:00 <TheRiddler> that was 2 years ago
27:00 <TheRiddler> I know
27:00 <Matthew> Western Bulldogs 15.13.103 defeated Fremantle 5.8.38 (TheRiddler was very happy)
27:00 <faux> nah sez im loyal
27:00 <faux> '  always tip thr dragons 
27:00 <faux> every game
27:00 <faux> if i was tipping fornmoney itd be a diff storu
27:00 <faux> but funsies i always tip them
27:00 <faux> ALWAYS
27:00 <Serenity> i used to do that with carlton till it was like 3 years since we won a game
27:00 <Serenity> useless fuck heads
28:00 <faux> i always will
28:00 <faux> dey me babbies
28:00 <Matthew> my team and Serenity's team will be in a two horse race for the wooden spoon this year
28:00 <Matthew> :(
28:00 <faux> owned
28:00 <Serenity> we will win it nvm
28:00 <TheRiddler> I've got 2 wrong
28:00 <Matthew> nah. we will tbh
28:00 <Serenity> honestly dont know why they bother anymore
28:00 <faux> i dont know anything about afl really i just tip for fun
28:00 <TheRiddler> 3 if hawks lose
29:00 <Matthew> i cant believe im admitting this... but Madonna is fucking pissing me off with all her shit Facebook statuses 
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh noes
30:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> FUCK
30:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Matthew
30:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> did you seriously jus admit that
30:00 <Matthew> yes i did
30:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> wowsers bowsers
30:00 <TheRiddler> sezz your team has improved already
30:00 <Picard> she is an old whore
30:00 <Matthew> her latest fucking Easter offering is the last straw
30:00 <Serenity> they want to improve a lot fucking more
30:00 <TheRiddler> may not win games
30:00 <Serenity> like.. getting in the top 8 would be good
30:00 <TheRiddler> but it wont be horrible watching them
31:00 <Serenity> last year i got to celebrate was in 1995
31:00 <Serenity> i was fkn 9 rofl
31:00 <Serenity> COME ON
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Matthew> AFL is so depressing at the moment
32:00 <TheRiddler> could be worse
33:00 <TheRiddler> dogs have not won a flag in my lifetime
33:00 <Serenity> i wanna go back to the days of silvani and kouta
33:00 <Serenity> good days for the bombers too back then
33:00 <Serenity> herd n shit
33:00 <Serenity> before he turned into a knob licker
33:00 <Clarkson> and if the partner dies. the remaining bird with never fuck another
33:00 <TheRiddler> maybe next time they win it's  silvani n kouta again
33:00 <TheRiddler> does kouta have a son
33:00 <Matthew> Hird, Lloyd, Fletcher, Mercuri, Bewick, Lucas ... love it
34:00 <Serenity> not actually sure tbh
34:00 <Matthew> LONG
34:00 <TheRiddler> silvani's son was drafted last year
34:00 <dave> darryl kickket
36:00 <Matthew> bye dave
36:00 <Matthew> it was actually Derek Kickett *
36:00 <Matthew> but kewl.
36:00 <TheRiddler> morgan freeman is telling his story on the history channel
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's called the story of god :p
36:00 <TheRiddler> see what I did there :p
37:00 <TheRiddler> replay of dogs game on fox footy
37:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> now hthat i have no more booze this isnt fun anymore
37:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> poo to you all
38:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to get alcohol
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
38:00 <Matthew> it's no sacrificeee at all
38:00 <TheRiddler> I have scotch
38:00 <Matthew> fuck I love ELTON
38:00 <TheRiddler> I was given last week
38:00 <TheRiddler> my friend bulk buys stuff
38:00 <Matthew> Bulk & Skull
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai majestic_angel
39:00 <TheRiddler> what brings you here
39:00 <Matthew> it's MORPHIN' TIME
39:00 <majestic_angel> boredom.
39:00 <Matthew> "Saber Toothed Tiger"
39:00 <majestic_angel> my long weekend has been a nightmare
39:00 <majestic_angel> :(
40:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> tiger sword power now
40:00 <Matthew> RIP THUY TRANG (YELLOW RANGER - TRINI)
40:00 <Matthew> so sad that she died
40:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> (YELLOW RANGER - TRINI)
40:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> showah powah time
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> majestic_angel are you infact majestic or an angel?
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> please confirm
41:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> y/n
41:00 <Matthew> http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/7/71/Mmpr1cast.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120119014825
42:00 <Matthew> loved all the originals <3
43:00 <TheRiddler> why is that majestic_angel?
43:00 <majestic_angel> FaT_WoMBaT  i am both!!
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh ok
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> please send me a pic to confirm
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> thanks :)
44:00 <majestic_angel> hahaha
44:00 <majestic_angel> this is the irc i remember
44:00 <TheRiddler> the scotch whisky is ballantines
44:00 <TheRiddler> is it any good?
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yes
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ballantines is fuckign amazing
44:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am jealous
44:00 <TheRiddler> dont think I've really had it
44:00 <Serenity> rofl ballantines is the scotch equiv of export ash
44:00 <TheRiddler> I like highlander
45:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
45:00 <Serenity> its mules piss
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> dont listen to Serenity
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> she tells lies
45:00 <Serenity> im not you 
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :o
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> are you insinuating that i tell lies
45:00 <TheRiddler> my brother has that monkey brand
45:00 <Serenity> yes
45:00 <TheRiddler> monkey barrel
45:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am disappointed
46:00 <Matthew> Serenity, who was your favourite Ranger?
46:00 <Serenity> power ranger?
46:00 <Matthew> yes
46:00 <TheRiddler> and blanton's
46:00 <Serenity> pink one obv
46:00 <TheRiddler> monkey shoulder
46:00 <Serenity> cause i was like 8
46:00 <Serenity> and a girl
46:00 <TheRiddler> not monkey barrel
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's in a wire barrel
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Matthew> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfqw5JUXl1qhghbio1_500.jpg
47:00 <Matthew> ^ she was quite hot tbh
47:00 <Serenity> thats so racist lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> when was the last time you were on irc majestic_angel?
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> those high-hip pants though
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> turns me on
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :
47:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :3
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol the power rangers movie was pretty dark for a kids show
49:00 <TheRiddler> well not dark
49:00 <TheRiddler> mature
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> wasnt one of them a porn star?
49:00 <Clarkson> more then fuck
49:00 <Matthew> the movie was garbage
49:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> they make the black ranger black
49:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> And the yellow ranger asian
49:00 <Matthew> I only liked the very original first series (first 60 episodes) with the dinozord Megazord
49:00 <majestic_angel> TheRiddler i cant even remember
50:00 <majestic_angel> i think i came on for 10mins last year. But the last time i was on seriously was roughly 2009
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> did you always use this nick majestic_angel?
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it kind of rings a bell
50:00 <majestic_angel> i think so
50:00 <TheRiddler> the bad guys were saying how hot the pink ranger was
50:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> did you hang out in perth?
50:00 <majestic_angel> oh and sparkle_berry for a while
50:00 <majestic_angel> but majestic_angel was my original most used
51:00 <majestic_angel> i changed it to sparkle_berry because i got in to trouble on here
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> tsk tsk
51:00 <majestic_angel> hacked and my house phone number was sent out to everyone
51:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> NoRTi
51:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> did you send nudes
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ^^
51:00 <majestic_angel> nothing like that
51:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> pls re-send
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
51:00 <majestic_angel> i did send out false info and pissed someone off.
51:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> ok you may leave then
51:00 <TheRiddler> bet it was that pollock
51:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> did you catfish someone
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i do nothing on irc except send out false info
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its good fun
52:00 <majestic_angel> yes BLoNDe^FeRReT
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i mean no, ive never once lied
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :|
52:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> catfish_angel
52:00 <majestic_angel> and it wasnt pollock but i think he helped the person i 'cat fished' to hack me
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> majestic_angel are you a crossdresser?
52:00 <majestic_angel> should have been that BLoNDe^FeRReT
52:00 <majestic_angel> no lol
52:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> ahahahahaha
52:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you said I do nothing but send out nudes
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i think you are
52:00 <majestic_angel> ive grown up a lot
52:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dont  think you are who you say you are
52:00 <majestic_angel> BLoNDe^FeRReT i definetly was
53:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> why did you send fake pics
53:00 <TheRiddler> how old when you were on last?
53:00 <majestic_angel> FaT_WoMBaT thats your perogative
53:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's my FACTUAL REASONING
53:00 <majestic_angel> TheRiddler when i got myself in the shit i was 22ish
53:00 <Student> Greetings
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> hello from pakistan
54:00 <Student> hello 
54:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i mean hello to
54:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
54:00 <faux> Salutations
54:00 <Matthew> I need to teleport to the Command Centre
54:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> eye eye eye eye eye
55:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> -Alpha
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im not sure if i should be replacing my underscore with a caret like yours
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> or if thats a little too creepy
55:00 <Matthew> I need to speak to Zordon about Rita's latest monster
55:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> wif a CaRRoT like yours
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're a fucking carrot
55:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> :#
55:00 <TheRiddler> carrot monster
55:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> PuTTY PoWeR
56:00 <Serenity> ^ is a carrat
56:00 <majestic_angel> is kodak dead?
56:00 <TheRiddler> nope
56:00 <Serenity> caret i mean
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Serenity is a carrat
56:00 <TheRiddler> he trolls as a girl now
56:00 <Matthew> Putty Patrollers are scary
56:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking mung bean
56:00 <Clarkson> holy shit shes going to go mental 
56:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're a fucking mung
57:00 <Matthew> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/5/58/Putty-Patrollers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160124045223
57:00 <Matthew> look kate
57:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> kate has departed
57:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> keep up with it
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i know
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i miss her already
57:00 <Matthew> blondie
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> im kind of upset she doesnt like talking about cum though
57:00 <Serenity> some dickhead was on saying her baby died today
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's not nice
58:00 <Serenity> what a fucking thing to troll someone about
58:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> maybe she don't like talkin about your cum
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it wasn't about mine
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it was about it in general!
58:00 <majestic_angel> trolls still exist on here?
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> of course they do
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its irc
58:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> dont backchat me
58:00 <Matthew> http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mighty-morphin-power-rangers-serie-tv-03-g.jpg        BLoNDe^FeRReT, we've gotta morph !!!
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you're probablyone of them
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i will backchat you and frontchat you
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> and there is fuck all you can do about it
58:00 <TheRiddler> trolls exsist everywhere
58:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> But where's Tommy
58:00 <majestic_angel> huh?
59:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> he was tappin Kimberley
59:00 <TheRiddler> they're like cockroaches
59:00 <Matthew> we don't need him or Dragonzord
59:00 <Matthew> we can just use Megazord
59:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> no i need white power ranger
59:00 <Matthew> I am Jason or Trini ... do you want to be Kim ??
59:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> white power ranger was the best
59:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> TiGeR SWoRD PoWeR NoW!
59:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> I wanna be Tommy
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> they ahve names?
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> and play my flute to call on my white tiger
00:00 <couleurs> u guys r weirdos
00:00 <Matthew> NO. he lost his powers. Rita took them off him using the Green Candle.
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> fuck off i got white power
00:00 <majestic_angel> what are you talking about Matthew?
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> dats it
00:00 <Matthew> you CANNOT DO THAT
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> now battle my white tiger power
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> I
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Jus
00:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> more like you play your skin flute
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Fuckin
00:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> Did
01:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CejUTEWXIAA0Mk8.jpg:large
01:00 <couleurs> me
01:00 <Matthew> I remember in school playing this and nobody ever wanted to be the Asian, Trini
01:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> cos I'm a BaDaSS
01:00 <Matthew> but she was like the coolest
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you are cute couleurs
01:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> lets get married
01:00 <Serenity> we used to play captain planet at school
01:00 <couleurs> ok
01:00 <Serenity> and everyone fought over being that little mong who was heart
01:00 <Matthew> HAHAHHAHHAHAHA
01:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> I bet no one wanted to be the ranga
01:00 <Matthew> i loved that as well
02:00 <Serenity> NO one wanted to be the ranga
02:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> that boy wif basket of eggs is kinda cute
02:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> he looks kind
02:00 <Serenity> EARTH
02:00 <Serenity> FIRE
02:00 <Serenity> WIND
02:00 <Serenity> WATER
02:00 <Serenity> HEART
02:00 <Matthew> i am Tyrannosaurus, Serenity can be Pteradactyl
02:00 <Serenity> GO PLANET
02:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> GOOOOOOOOO PLANET
03:00 <Serenity> fuck my life when did I get so old
03:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> but if he wasn't holding a basket of eggs idk he prob wouldn't be cute anymore
03:00 <Matthew> BLoNDe^FeRReT is Triceratops or Saber Toothed Tiger
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i dunno meels
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> his got a cute face
03:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> i am triceratops
03:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> No i wanna be tiger
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> he looks like he'd be a kind father for your children
03:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> OK i need time to think about this
03:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> you could trust him to take them to daycare
04:00 <Matthew> faux can be Zordon
04:00 <Matthew> amsy is Alpha 5
04:00 <Matthew> Maurice can be Rita Repulsa
04:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> haha
04:00 <BLoNDe^FeRReT> no Maurice is a putty
04:00 <Student> Matthew have lots of time making role plays
04:00 <Student> he likes to live in old memories
04:00 <Student> move on guy
04:00 <Matthew> love a good role play, Student
05:00 <Student> yes, i figured you have interest in that 
05:00 <Matthew> sorry... I'll revert to saying nothing and looking at a blank screen
05:00 <Student> ha ha
05:00 <Student> it is ok Matthew, carry on with your shit 
05:00 <Student> i will understand :P
07:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i think what he's trying to say Matthew is that you black boys pack too much meat
07:00 <Student> :)
08:00 <Student> he is a black guy?
08:00 <Matthew> nah. moment killed. WAHHH.
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> yeah Student
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> gay black man
08:00 <Clarkson> lool ghd's epic expensive crap
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it's why he feels so vulnerable
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the worst of the minority combo
08:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> would only be worse if he were a redhead
10:00 <Student> until now i was missing on retard, and  here comes the xm
10:00 <Student> the top of the line
10:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> what are you talking about, xm is the cornerstone of civility around these parts
10:00 <Student> you know nothing baby 
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> that's fat baby to you
11:00 <Student> lol
11:00 <Student> whatever
11:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> Skirmy babe!
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i missed you :(
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> oh ok
12:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i get it
12:00 <Student> :)
12:00 <Student> not every thing is lost yet
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> its too awkward niow
13:00 <Serenity> lordy
13:00 <Student> why it is always happen to you FaT_WoMBaT?
13:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i suppose it's just the fact nobody actually loves me Student
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> which is fine, I can accept that
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt
14:00 <Student> i don't understand
14:00 <Student> how come there is no female available that is fatter than you?
14:00 <Student> you are not looking hard enough 
14:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i'm not looking at all
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> I gave up back in 2007
15:00 <Student> but you still horney 
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> every woman i've met since has only ever wanted my money, my property or my dck
15:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> nah i'm not horney at all
16:00 <Student> why don't you just quit women all together , just forget about them they exist
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the only thing that gets me hard these days is really obscure porn
16:00 <partay> chicks pfffft
16:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> the more obscure the harder i get
17:00 <Student> you are getting old 
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> this is true
17:00 <Student> old in quick time
17:00 <partay> obscure as in scat?
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i am aged beyond my years
17:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> no partay, obscure as in midget lesbian toilet porn
17:00 <Clarkson> i watch dick n balls
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> sorry
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> clown midget lesbian amputee toilet porn
18:00 <partay> i have TB's of midget porn
18:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> we are now best friends
19:00 <partay> it's my fav
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> truth is dating is a young person's game Student, and I don't date
19:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i pick a woman at random who isn't completely batshit insane and ask them if they'd like to share a mortgage
20:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> if they say yes, awesome!
21:00 <partay> you should ask if they want to shre your cock... there's your first mistake
24:00 <robot> ladies and gentlemen, partay
24:00 <partay> the robot
24:00 <partay> everyone bow the fuck down to the robot 
25:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i cant i have a bad back
25:00 <partay> robot where's my NBN champ?
25:00 <robot> lol
26:00 <partay> FTTN 
26:00 <partay> thanks 
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> i have a wireless connection to the exchange next door
26:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> one gigglebits
38:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day Views: 18,391,826 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 24, 2009 Duration: 5m13s Rating: 4.89
39:00 <amelia> catfish has departed
39:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> praise de lorde
39:00 <xm> who?
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> a guy pretending to be a girl to get dick pics
40:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> just like everyone else
46:00 <Serenity> fucking hell why is it so cold
48:00 <doctor> science probably
48:00 <couleurs> global worming
48:00 <Student> fate
49:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> it's not cold it's lovely
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> welcome back
51:00 <British^Meat> cum
51:00 <British^Meat> im cumming in simbas absence
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> thankyou sm
51:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> bm
54:00 <Trevor> pull simbas hair while u fuk him plz
56:00 <Serenity> its fucking cold dont argue ya wombat
57:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> ive just realised i have an irrational fear of ladders falling backwards while im climbing them
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> like, if the ladder is bolted to a rock face or a building, no dramas
58:00 <FaT_WoMBaT> but if it isnt, pants are shat
59:00 <majestic_angel> Serenity are you in melbourne?  The reason i ask is i dont think its that cold in perth tonight
59:00 <Serenity> i am in perth
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