// #melbourne — 2015-05-15
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00:32:00 <MrMark> Queen......Who Wants To Live Foreever
00:33:00 <British^Meat> yes
00:33:00 <British^Meat> one of my fave bands
00:33:00 <British^Meat> from one of my fave movies
00:34:00 <British^Meat> And we can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! And we can lovvvvvvveeeee for everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:35:00 <MrMark> oooer
00:35:00 <MrMark> Highlander
00:35:00 <MrMark> there can be only one!!!
00:36:00 <British^Meat> Its a kind of magic
00:37:00 <fiji`ibex> im watching a Louis Theroux about meth
00:38:00 <British^Meat> horrible shit
00:38:00 <MrMark> Queen r the best group of the 80s
00:39:00 <British^Meat> ummm, yer thats a fair call
00:39:00 <Serenity> it just ruins people entirely
00:39:00 <British^Meat> im down with that
00:39:00 <Serenity> like even when they are "clean" they're still fucked
00:39:00 <British^Meat> princes of the universe
00:40:00 <British^Meat> u ever done it?
00:41:00 <British^Meat> Ive done speed a few times
00:41:00 <British^Meat> wizz
00:41:00 <British^Meat> go-ey
00:41:00 <British^Meat> im not totally sure what the diff is between the 3
00:41:00 <Maurice> I did it in my younger days too
00:41:00 <British^Meat> never injected anything
00:41:00 <Maurice> Speed, not meth
00:41:00 <British^Meat> aint no one got time fo dat
00:42:00 <MrMark> princes of the universe!!!!
00:42:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
00:44:00 <Serenity> yes
00:44:00 <Serenity> ive never done meth no british meat
00:45:00 <British^Meat> jah, same
00:45:00 <Serenity> never even done speed
00:45:00 <Serenity> worst ive done is smoke pot
00:45:00 <British^Meat> and no wizzo in probs, ten yrs or more, again, in le youth
00:45:00 <British^Meat> no trips?
00:45:00 <Serenity> nup
00:45:00 <Serenity> no acid or e
00:47:00 <ShadowLurker> plenty of D tho
00:47:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:47:00 <Serenity> hahah
00:47:00 <Serenity> shhh
00:47:00 <British^Meat> done half an e once, felt the same as wizz
00:48:00 <British^Meat> trips a few times in the youth, funnest time ever tbh, never laughed so hard in my life
00:48:00 <doctor> drugs should be mandatory
00:48:00 <British^Meat> but now, nothing at all
00:49:00 <Serenity> i kinda wish i experimented
00:49:00 <British^Meat> had maybe 3 joints this yr
00:49:00 <Serenity> but mum had me brainwashed lol if i did drugs i would die
00:49:00 <British^Meat> i feel better for it, just sometimes i wanna get wrecked
00:50:00 <doctor> yeah, if they didn't screw with me so much i'd probably take them
00:50:00 <doctor> being sober is a bit boring, always having to find something to occupy yourself
00:50:00 <British^Meat> i thought so too
00:50:00 <British^Meat> but ive realised being wasted all the time was boring
00:51:00 <British^Meat> thought i needed weed to sleep
00:51:00 <British^Meat> thats bullshit
00:52:00 <Serenity> but you sleep so well smoking weed
00:52:00 <Serenity> well i do
00:53:00 <British^Meat> id just never feel really tired...
00:53:00 <British^Meat> just zone out when my head hit the pillow and wake up feeling soooo arse
00:53:00 <British^Meat> now i literelly doze off
01:01:00 <MrMark> Radio Gaga
01:04:00 <Maurice> :o
01:04:00 <Serenity> on this show.. this chick and her brother are both meth heads.. and fucking each other
01:04:00 <Serenity> also :o @ ShadowLurker
01:06:00 <Maurice> Hang on, what
01:06:00 <Maurice> What are you watching
01:06:00 <Maurice> Other than incest
01:07:00 <Serenity> [10:37pm] <@fiji`ibex> im watching a Louis Theroux about meth
01:07:00 <Maurice> Ohhh
01:07:00 <Maurice> No amount of anything would make me bang my bro
01:08:00 <Serenity> me either yuck
01:09:00 <British^Meat> y dey do dat?
01:13:00 <Serenity> apparently meth makes you lose any and all sexual inhibition
01:19:00 <Maurice> Whats it called if you're not on meth
01:21:00 <Serenity> being a chatty grub
01:23:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:23:00 <Maurice> EAT ME
01:23:00 <Serenity> oh i thought you meant the brother fucking thing
01:24:00 <Maurice> No
01:24:00 <Maurice> The sex inhibition bit
01:24:00 <Serenity> oh thats just called awesome
01:24:00 <Maurice> Swoit
01:36:00 <TheRiddler> shut up british meg
01:39:00 <slinky_J> can u find the baby? https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11152348_10153264976877899_1036639511930192458_n.jpg?oh=2533b0808097b0a39091748a65630c34&oe=55D02BB7&__gda__=1443299784_c3d477b3f9089a2fcc2923ce9be1bd5e
01:40:00 <slinky_J> woo Thief almost installed unf unf
01:44:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxfJzetNEvM
01:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: We Are Legion The Story of the Hacktivists FULL MOVIE Views: 17,379 Uploader: markfake acesfake Uploaded: Jun 3, 2013 Duration: 95m38s Rating: 4.85
01:44:00 <Serenity> im watching this
01:44:00 <TheRiddler> my brother made brownies
01:44:00 <Serenity> thers so much stuff in here that ive seen happen.. or been there when its happening etc
01:44:00 <TheRiddler> with natural sweetener instead of sugar
01:45:00 <slinky_J> fk steak from now on
01:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol peter turns everyone into robin williams
04:19:00 <beehhh> ping
07:35:00 <Loof> PART I: http://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/ ||| Part II: http://www.wired.com/2015/05/silk-road-2/?mbid=social_fb
08:43:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
08:44:00 <frayedknot> hullo
10:15:00 <psYbR> any good internet gaming cafes in melb?
10:21:00 <TooMuchM> there used to be one on victoria street near vic market
10:38:00 <psYbR> i guess people don't go to LAN cafes these days
10:38:00 <Loof> sup psYbR
10:39:00 <psYbR> ay Loof
10:39:00 <psYbR> packin my stuff :3
10:39:00 <Loof> cool
10:39:00 <psYbR> hows things shaping up for you moving out?
10:39:00 <Loof> still waiting to find out if i am
10:40:00 <Loof> stupid police are meant to bring papers
10:40:00 <Loof> it's been weeks
10:40:00 <Loof> maybe they forgot lol
10:40:00 <psYbR> wasnt sure if I told you but I've paid for a month rent for the place I'm moving into, after that who knows. Guess I'll try to have a place lined up by then
10:40:00 <psYbR> were you looking for a place right in town?
10:41:00 <Loof> all i care about is decent net
10:41:00 <Loof> tbh
10:41:00 <psYbR> ROFL same
10:41:00 <psYbR> 100/40 fiber pls
10:41:00 <Loof> yep lol
10:42:00 <psYbR> whats the word on congestion affecting the NBN? i get 20mbit sync but barely manages 1mbit during peak times
10:42:00 <Loof> maybe they throttle torrents
10:42:00 <Loof> optus does it with our cable
10:43:00 <Loof> usenet or speedtest i get 3.5 megabytes a second
10:43:00 <Loof> torrents 100 kilobytes a second
10:43:00 <Loof> during peak
10:44:00 <Loof> had to use a vpn
11:05:00 <psYbR> stinky_J
11:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> slinky_J
11:06:00 <slinky_J> :P
11:06:00 <psYbR> s'goin on
11:06:00 <psYbR> ay snoops
11:06:00 <psYbR> lol check out this leaving email I sent to AllStaff at my company
11:07:00 <slinky_J> trollin on another server
11:07:00 <psYbR> http://pastebin.com/ZTtPrMxN
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:34] <BREADED_CHICKEN> why you so angry dowg?
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:34] <nerdhacks|66015> no anger
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:34] <nerdhacks|66015> destroy
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:34] <BREADED_CHICKEN> why you not angry dowg?
11:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey psYbR
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:34] <nerdhacks|66015> each and every last one of u
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:35] <BREADED_CHICKEN> you cant take out every slinky_J dowg
11:07:00 <slinky_J> [10:35] <BREADED_CHICKEN> one of us gonna suck that dick.
11:07:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
11:08:00 <slinky_J> k i check teh pBINz
11:08:00 <psYbR> Snoopys_Gunship, what'ja do in the army? saw the other you mentioned you were army
11:08:00 <psYbR> *other day
11:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> transport
11:14:00 <nate> he drives the ladies crazy!
11:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> close i drive the UAVs around :)
11:21:00 <psYbR> lol nate
11:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nice
11:21:00 <psYbR> marched in the anzac parade this year, was a hell of a service
11:21:00 <psYbR> canon was fucking loud
11:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we didnt have anything like that at ours
11:24:00 <psYbR> wb Longie
11:24:00 <psYbR> Loof, even
11:24:00 <psYbR> should have BYO canon Snoopys_Gunship ;)
11:25:00 <Loof> ty :)
11:26:00 <Loof> when u moving?
11:26:00 <psYbR> leaving like 4am saturday 23rd
11:27:00 <psYbR> staying in albury overnight then heading to melbourne sunday morning
11:27:00 <Loof> hopefully you'll have sweet net for gta 5 when you move in :)
11:27:00 <psYbR> haha here's hoping. I'll always have the 4G lol
11:27:00 <Loof> you were still beating me in races with 4g
11:27:00 <Loof> i suck lol
11:28:00 <psYbR> ;) racing games are my thing
11:28:00 <Loof> ah that explains that
11:28:00 <psYbR> they used to have LANs in town with competitions for Blur. They stopped running them after I would come and win them every single time
11:28:00 <Loof> lol nice
11:29:00 <Loof> you should get project cars
11:29:00 <Loof> i'm getting it on monday
11:29:00 <Loof> ultimate racing game
11:29:00 <Loof> gran turismo killer
11:30:00 <Loof> dunno if i'll get it for pc or ps4 tho
11:30:00 <Loof> both have their pros and cons
11:30:00 <psYbR> yeah I've had my eye on that, looks sweet
11:30:00 <Loof> i want it so bad
11:30:00 <psYbR> PC for me :) can't put a steering wheel and triple monitors on a PS4
11:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol psYbR
11:31:00 <Loof> you got a wheel?
11:31:00 <Loof> i want one
11:31:00 <psYbR> Driving force GT. not manual but is has paddle shift
11:31:00 <Loof> nice
11:31:00 <Serenity> mm logitech
11:31:00 <psYbR> not sure im bringing it to melbourne though, it actually belongs to my housemate. will see what he says
11:32:00 <psYbR> never used it in his life though
11:32:00 <Loof> i'm thinking about this: http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=12855&cPath=952&utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=cse&utm_campaign=export_feed&gclid=CMj8z_u4vMUCFRFwvAodcEQATA#googlebase
11:32:00 <psYbR> mm Serenity
11:32:00 <psYbR> yeah the G27 is the bees knees but damn the build quality is atrocious
11:33:00 <Loof> damn
11:33:00 <Loof> oh well
11:33:00 <psYbR> I'd be building new fascias for it to get rid of the tacky aluminium face plates. and probably a whole new shifter, it's plasticy and bad
11:34:00 <Loof> is the shifter the gears?
11:34:00 <Loof> i only use auto lol
11:34:00 <psYbR> yeah.
11:34:00 <psYbR> maybe im biased because I've never seen one privately owned but I've seen four which sit at the LAN cafe and they've all fallen apart and the brushed stainless falls off and the plasticy red buttons break off
11:35:00 <Loof> fuck
11:35:00 <Loof> probably have to pay a grand or more for something decent :(
11:35:00 <Loof> guess it's controller for me
11:35:00 <psYbR> yeah the G27 is the highest featured wheel you can get as an all in one package
11:36:00 <psYbR> if you only want auto the driving force GT is definitely the way to go. Fantastic bit of kit just doesn't have manual stick
11:36:00 <Loof> how much are they?
11:36:00 <psYbR> used it for iRacing, was awesome
11:37:00 <psYbR> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Logitech-driving-force-gt-steering-wheel-for-ps3-with-GT5-/271868799855?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3f4ca4ab6f
11:37:00 <psYbR> works with PC / PS
11:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that reminds me lol
12:43:00 <Mew> voovoo
12:54:00 <stebie> wb all
12:55:00 <slinky_J> a lot goin on ere
12:55:00 <slinky_J> partaaayy
12:55:00 <slinky_J> ilu
12:55:00 <stebie> ye
12:55:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour got done today
12:56:00 <slinky_J> this mornin round 8am by plain clothed police officers, here at his place
12:56:00 <slinky_J> bonus for them was they found his dope so they busted him for that too
12:56:00 <slinky_J> dude bein' accused of rape
12:59:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
12:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack Views: 240,103,410 Uploader: Wiz Khalifa Uploaded: Apr 7, 2015 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.93
13:13:00 <slinky_J> take forever to get your dick sucked round here
13:13:00 <slinky_J> any y'all ever notice that
13:14:00 <slinky_J> nate where you at dowg!
13:14:00 <slinky_J> I'll take Hercules over there show him my muscle ;)
13:27:00 <British^Meat> savoury shapes are probably the best
13:28:00 <Serenity> you shut up
13:28:00 <Serenity> pizza shapes
13:29:00 <British^Meat> EXTREMELY close 2nd
13:29:00 <British^Meat> almost so close i cant distinguish
13:29:00 <Serenity> pizza shapes and gherkin dip
13:29:00 <British^Meat> cheddar cheese 3rd
13:30:00 <psYbR> lol.
13:30:00 <psYbR> whats goin on here'
13:30:00 <psYbR> someone's playing funny business
13:30:00 <British^Meat> we're discussing snacks
13:31:00 <psYbR> *.net *.snacks
13:32:00 <Loof> finally found the setting to go from 30hz to 60hz 4K on this monitor
13:32:00 <Loof> 2 weeks after buying it
13:32:00 <Loof> lol
13:32:00 <Loof> gta 5 will only run medium settings 4k tho
13:33:00 <Loof> need a $1600 titan x
13:33:00 <Loof> :P
13:34:00 <Loof> nvidia ran it 8K full settings with 2 titan x's in sli
13:34:00 <psYbR> oh nice
13:34:00 <Loof> 8k seems insane
13:34:00 <psYbR> don't you have a 980?
13:34:00 <Loof> yeah
13:34:00 <psYbR> rofl still only runs medium
13:34:00 <Loof> yep
13:34:00 <Loof> lol
13:34:00 <psYbR> wow
13:35:00 <psYbR> i was thinking of getting a 144hz g-sync monitor
13:36:00 <Loof> dont buy into g-sync
13:37:00 <Loof> it's just forced vertical sync
13:37:00 <Loof> you have that option even without g-sync
13:37:00 <Loof> 144hz would be nice tho
13:43:00 <slinky_J> I was thinking of joining the chan, starting a conversation and quitting mid-way through.
13:43:00 <psYbR> lol thats twice today
13:45:00 <slinky_J> lol!
13:47:00 <stuffz> who is rappin' granny i wish to learn more
13:49:00 <Mew> stuffz!!
13:49:00 <stuffz> hey mew
13:49:00 <Mew> how's life?
13:50:00 <stuffz> good, im doing a small buiness couree this moment secretly on irc hehehe
13:50:00 <stuffz> teaacher wwill come by in a second but i will be prepared
13:51:00 <Mew> just get the app on ur phone
13:51:00 <stuffz> oh its easier to hide on laptop though
13:52:00 <Mew> how long does ur course go for?
13:52:00 <stuffz> till september
13:53:00 <Mew> sweet
14:01:00 <stuffz> rappin' granny from the weding singer
14:09:00 <stuffz> i am a computer
14:09:00 <stuffz> a million terrabytes a second
14:10:00 <stuffz> i reply you end. you ssend i reply
14:10:00 <stuffz> i am a ccomputer
14:10:00 <stuffz> a million terrabytes a second
14:10:00 <psYbR> okay.
14:10:00 <Mark_1954> hmm
14:10:00 <stuffz> i send you reply. you reply i send. i a a computer
14:11:00 <stuffz> a million terrabytes a secoond
14:11:00 <psYbR> i a a a a a a
14:11:00 <psYbR> ccomputer a a a ssend i reply
14:11:00 <psYbR> you end. you end. you end a a a a
14:11:00 <stuffz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxkaKLk8fU
14:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Australia's Got Talent - Elvi Pes (I am a computer) Views: 35,117 Uploader: nana443 Uploaded: May 18, 2010 Duration: 4m48s Rating: 4.32
14:12:00 <Mew> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8
14:12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles) Views: 12,121,937 Uploader: mornder Uploaded: Dec 14, 2008 Duration: 3m29s Rating: 4.85
14:13:00 <stuffz> i will watch this later i think it may be quite funny
14:19:00 <Mark_1954> full of life here
14:19:00 <British^Meat> mewvies4lyf
14:26:00 <British^Meat> https://33.media.tumblr.com/eba02f2ce65b70e3d479fb91785e3fce/tumblr_no9v3ciDb41tlb56zo1_400.gif
14:29:00 <psYbR> server is having a bad day
14:32:00 <British^Meat> not for me my friend
14:32:00 <British^Meat> it appears that it was u and several others that were in limbo
14:32:00 <British^Meat> or it was several others and you that were NOT in limbo and everyone else was
14:32:00 <British^Meat> hard to tell
14:32:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
14:34:00 <Serenity> looks the same from both sides
14:34:00 <Serenity> perhaps.. everyone was in limboo
14:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> COWS WITH GUNS BITCHES
14:35:00 <British^Meat> everyone?
14:35:00 <British^Meat> woah.......
14:35:00 <British^Meat> cow flung dung
14:36:00 <Serenity> bad cow pun
14:37:00 <British^Meat> :)
14:37:00 <Loof> i want beef in me now
14:38:00 <Serenity> yeah you do
14:38:00 <Loof> lol
14:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> CHICKENS IN CHOPPERS
14:41:00 <psYbR> lol
14:41:00 <psYbR> so loof
14:42:00 <psYbR> g-sync matches the refresh rate of the monitor to your GPU ;)
14:42:00 <psYbR> no need for vertical sync
14:42:00 <Loof> does g-sync cost extra?
14:42:00 <psYbR> for now yeah the monitors are a little more expensive
14:43:00 <British^Meat> ps4
14:43:00 <Loof> is that better than just using vertical sync?
14:43:00 <psYbR> vertical sync adds noticeable input lag at lower frame rates because it buffers frames before sending them to the monitor.
14:43:00 <psYbR> yeah vertical sync requires the GPU to maintain at least 60fps for a 60hz monitor. if it can't keep up it drops to 30fps, 15fps, etcv
14:45:00 <Loof> what drops to 30fps, 15fps, etc?
14:45:00 <Loof> the monitor or the game framerate?
14:45:00 <Loof> the hz or the fps?
14:47:00 <Loof> i've had to put all my games at the lowest settings now for 4K
14:47:00 <Loof> even with a gtx 980
14:49:00 <British^Meat> u ever have those days when you think *Damn, i look gooood*
14:49:00 <British^Meat> me rn
14:49:00 <Mew> how intense is struggle st?!
14:50:00 <Loof> ah gsync puts the strain on the monitor rather than the gpu psYbR
14:50:00 <Loof> i get it now
14:50:00 <Mew> I laughed for like 2 seconds when I first flicked over the rest was spent going "jesus fucking christ" and feeling bad for laughing
14:51:00 <British^Meat> oh man i keep meaning to watch that
14:51:00 <British^Meat> its sbs yer?
14:51:00 <Mew> yeah
14:51:00 <British^Meat> they should have it on there website, i'll check it
14:51:00 <Mew> Its pretty confronting
14:51:00 <Serenity> they do
14:51:00 <Serenity> its sad
14:51:00 <British^Meat> i know how u feel though Mew
14:51:00 <British^Meat> do u remember bogan hunters?
14:51:00 <British^Meat> i didnt know if i should be laughing
14:51:00 <Mew> Oh no
14:51:00 <British^Meat> or feeling sorry for the blokes
14:51:00 <Mew> its not like that lol
14:51:00 <Mew> its raw as fuck
14:51:00 <British^Meat> yer i know, but still
14:51:00 <Serenity> bogan hunters was for comedy
14:51:00 <British^Meat> its pretty engaging
14:52:00 <Serenity> this is awful
14:52:00 <British^Meat> i'll check it out or grab a d/l sometime
14:52:00 <British^Meat> where is it set?
14:52:00 <Mew> make sure you're sitting down haha
14:52:00 <British^Meat> is it all over?
14:52:00 <Serenity> mt druit
14:52:00 <Mew> Mt druitt
14:52:00 <Mew> in syd
14:53:00 <Doodle> man that was way too green
14:53:00 <Doodle> @_@
14:53:00 <British^Meat> ah ok
14:53:00 <Serenity> youre not pregnant are you
14:53:00 <Doodle> who
14:53:00 <Serenity> u
14:53:00 <Serenity> lol
14:53:00 <Doodle> no i dont have sex
14:53:00 <British^Meat> hah
14:53:00 <British^Meat> immacualte conception?
14:53:00 <Serenity> oh right ne either
14:53:00 <Doodle> unless my hand got me pregnant
14:53:00 <Doodle> :(
14:53:00 <Doodle> unlucky
14:54:00 <Doodle> i'll have to start wearing frangas
14:54:00 <Serenity> u can't trusr those hands
14:54:00 <British^Meat> or dishwashing gloves
14:54:00 <Serenity> fuck my fat fingers
14:54:00 <British^Meat> ... that just sounds painful
14:54:00 <Loof> ok
14:54:00 <psYbR> lol whats struggle st?
14:54:00 <Doodle> some shit tv show everyone is watching
14:54:00 <Doodle> so we can perpetuate reality tv
14:55:00 <Serenity> its a doco and its finished
14:55:00 <British^Meat> really realitu
14:55:00 <Loof> was there meth?
14:55:00 <Doodle> why dont they make a show about fat chefs trying to lose weight while renovating their houses
14:55:00 <Doodle> done
14:55:00 <Doodle> all in one
14:55:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:55:00 <Loof> lol
14:55:00 <Serenity> its not a reality tv show calm down
14:56:00 <psYbR> nah loof the Gsync lets the GPU render at whatever framerate it can handle and will match the monitor's refresh rate to it so it doesn't get tearing
14:56:00 <Doodle> its not a documentary
14:56:00 <psYbR> up to its maximum ofc
14:56:00 <Serenity> well yes it was
14:56:00 <Loof> i just read it adds massive input lag tho :(
14:56:00 <psYbR> nah thats vertical sync
14:56:00 <Doodle> its described as a doco by sbs but it's obviously reality tv made for shock value and ratings
14:56:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck plug your shit in play your games
14:56:00 <Serenity> done
14:57:00 <psYbR> thats a very 'console' attitude Serenity ;)
14:57:00 <Loof> lol
14:57:00 <Serenity> i dont have consoles
14:57:00 <Doodle> does the person struggling the most win a years supply of springy bottles
14:57:00 <Loof> but seriously psYbR 4K is awesome
14:57:00 <Serenity> zzz
14:57:00 <psYbR> well, i give a shit. I dont build my $10k gaming rig to play games at low graphics settings with input lag and poor framerate
14:58:00 <Mew> you just have to watch it to understand lol
14:58:00 <psYbR> i can imagine loof :P
14:58:00 <Mew> and even then its hard to get your head around
14:58:00 <psYbR> recently got 1440p, was an awesome upgrade
14:58:00 <Serenity> i dont get why peolle are so defensive and offended by the show
14:58:00 <Doodle> i'll be right
14:58:00 <Loof> yeah 1080p looks like puke now
14:58:00 <Serenity> people are living that way
14:58:00 <Doodle> i'm not offended by it at all
14:58:00 <Doodle> its exploitation at its finest
14:58:00 <Serenity> oh rubbish
14:59:00 <Doodle> so sbs isnt making money from the ratings
14:59:00 <Mew> I've met people like that before but I never thought it'd be legal or even wanted to be shown on tv
14:59:00 <Mew> I'm glad they did
14:59:00 <psYbR> wouldn't mind 4K but would only go for it if I could get contrast ratios and brightness at least as good as my current monitor. which is way out of my price range right now
14:59:00 <Serenity> if it just makes a small percentage of people wake up
14:59:00 <Serenity> its goid
14:59:00 <Serenity> good
14:59:00 <Doodle> wake up to what?
14:59:00 <Mew> makes everything else look like fluffy rainbows
14:59:00 <Doodle> its been that way for at least since i was a small child
15:00:00 <Serenity> themselves. whats happening in our country
15:00:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck if its been happening since jhesus was born?
15:00:00 <Serenity> people can help
15:00:00 <Serenity> people can do this
15:00:00 <Serenity> things*
15:00:00 <Mew> How crazy was the bit over a skimmed bag of gear?!
15:00:00 <Doodle> you cant help those who dont want to be helped
15:00:00 <psYbR> what's their problem?
15:00:00 <Mew> far out
15:00:00 <psYbR> that they're huge bogans?
15:00:00 <Serenity> i felt bad for the kids mew
15:00:00 <Mew> Yeah and the dad :'(
15:01:00 <Serenity> living in poverty isnt always a choice
15:01:00 <Mew> goddd I don't wanna think about it
15:01:00 <Serenity> its not as black and white as chosing to be there
15:01:00 <Serenity> and if you think it is you have no idea
15:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> seeya all have a good day
15:01:00 <psYbR> the world needs breeding permits, based on socio-economic status.
15:01:00 <Serenity> that pregnant girl upset me mew
15:01:00 <psYbR> that'll never happen so the world will never change
15:01:00 <Serenity> education is what changes things. not prohibiting things
15:01:00 <Loof> if they did that i'd have not been born
15:02:00 <Doodle> human 'rights' have taken over responsibilities
15:02:00 <Loof> my mother is major bogan
15:02:00 <Doodle> that teenage chick has a right to have a baby
15:02:00 <psYbR> yeah but do you allow the people who won't get an education or set up a proper life to have kids Serenity ?
15:02:00 <Doodle> but she doesnt have to be responsible for it
15:02:00 <Mew> yeah and the baby went straight into care :( she would've done a runner with the $500 and a deflated gut
15:02:00 <Serenity> not an education as in school psYbR
15:02:00 <Serenity> its not about that
15:02:00 <Serenity> school is the least of their worries
15:03:00 <Loof> my mother became a total alco slut after she got raped by her mothers multiple boyfriends
15:03:00 <Serenity> its easy to sit back in a position of privilidge and judge them. and thats every single person here whos in a better position than them
15:03:00 <Loof> true story
15:03:00 <Mew> the schools in that area would be a hive for drugs and bad decisions anyway lol
15:04:00 <psYbR> brutal loof
15:04:00 <Serenity> a childs school career is determined in their first 5 years of education. now imagine kids up to 9 with those parents. not giving a fuck about any of it then wonder why the kids see no value in it
15:05:00 <Serenity> its not as cut and dry as.. well they chose that life. they dont
15:05:00 <ShadowLurker> thug life chose me
15:05:00 <Loof> i agree with psybr my mother should never have been allowed to breed
15:05:00 <Loof> 1 suicide, 3 jail, 3 sluts and a lawyer
15:06:00 <Loof> her offspring
15:06:00 <Serenity> they will never stop being breeding its such a stupid premise to even think about. its not policeable for a start
15:06:00 <Serenity> not to mention outright dangerous
15:06:00 <Serenity> being = people
15:06:00 <psYbR> :(
15:06:00 <Serenity> They need to order juristiction over unborn children. which they dont currently have
15:07:00 <Serenity> jurisdiction
15:07:00 <Doodle> they need to stop taxing us single people to the max to py for their unwanted devil spawn
15:07:00 <Doodle> *pay
15:07:00 <Doodle> and their grog
15:07:00 <psYbR> Loof i'm not suggesting there's anything wrong with you in any way but the shit that didn't work out... i think could have been avoided is all. maybe im way wrong and I get the reason it'd never fly is because people aren't gonna like it
15:08:00 <psYbR> but i think screening people before letting them breed would help improve society in general
15:08:00 <Serenity> how do you police that?
15:08:00 <Doodle> you cant
15:08:00 <psYbR> it'd stop the violent drunks going out and having kids they're going to beat and grow up to be just like them
15:08:00 <Serenity> think about the sheer volume of people
15:08:00 <Doodle> its a human rights violation
15:08:00 <Loof> forced abortion if you're poor
15:08:00 <Loof> i say
15:08:00 <psYbR> assuming the screening was effective ofc
15:08:00 <Serenity> never mind the law or human rights just think about the way you would control that
15:08:00 <Serenity> you cant
15:09:00 <Doodle> against international humanitarian laws
15:09:00 <Loof> china will own all our asses one day
15:09:00 <Serenity> all it would do is stop people seeking medical assistance when they need it
15:09:00 <Loof> then we'll really be paying to breed
15:09:00 <Serenity> ffs austnet
15:09:00 <Serenity> how are we meant to converse if you keep doing that
15:09:00 <Doodle> crikey
15:09:00 <psYbR> http://pastebin.com/0Bt5TjB1
15:10:00 <psYbR> ^what I said prior to netshit
15:10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight.mp3 (3.75MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:05)
15:10:00 <Serenity> http://pastebin.com/qgspzgt3
15:10:00 <Doodle> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafternoon deliiiiight
15:11:00 <Serenity> oh rob
15:11:00 <Serenity> you need to get laid
15:11:00 <Doodle> tell all the girls that
15:11:00 <Doodle> i know
15:11:00 <Serenity> haha
15:11:00 <Doodle> skyyyyyyrcokets in flight
15:11:00 <Doodle> lol rcokets
15:11:00 <Doodle> hot
15:11:00 <Serenity> loll
15:12:00 <Serenity> COCK ROCKETTTTTT
15:12:00 <psYbR> sez what server are you on?
15:12:00 <Doodle> rofl
15:12:00 <Serenity> mordor.nsw.au.austnet.org
15:12:00 <psYbR> seems to be waia.wa.au.austnet.org having the trouble, know who hosts it?
15:12:00 <Serenity> no idea
15:12:00 <Doodle> one does not simply stay connected to mordor
15:13:00 <Doodle> has anyone here used arnica cream before
15:14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2 Heads - Out of the City.mp3 (5.69MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:13)
15:14:00 <Serenity> i dont think so
15:14:00 <Doodle> some homeopathing rubbish i was given
15:14:00 <Doodle> er
15:14:00 <Doodle> homeopathic
15:14:00 <Loof> homo
15:14:00 <Doodle> o/`
15:14:00 <Doodle> for muscle pain
15:14:00 <Serenity> oh
15:14:00 <Serenity> we just use tiger balm
15:14:00 <Doodle> but it has to get through my fat
15:15:00 <Doodle> got a sore back
15:15:00 <Doodle> probably from my car lol
15:15:00 <Doodle> so doesnt look like i will be buying coilovers any time soon
15:15:00 <Doodle> maybe bags
15:15:00 <Doodle> or a big fat squishy car
15:17:00 <Serenity> you're getting old now you need comfort over beauty :P
15:28:00 <slinky_J> gots donuts
15:28:00 <slinky_J> 3 little ones
15:32:00 <slinky_J> gots 3 little donuts
15:52:00 <Doodle> [15:17] <Serenity> you're getting old now you need comfort over beauty :P
15:52:00 <Doodle> i just saw that
15:52:00 <Doodle> rude
15:52:00 <Serenity> lool
15:52:00 <Doodle> http://www.outrightusa.org/joomla25/images/images/57237343.jpg
15:53:00 <Doodle> all my albanians in the house say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
15:53:00 <Serenity> i dont think i have shoulders
15:53:00 <Doodle> wut
15:54:00 <Serenity> i cant hold my bra straps up
15:54:00 <Doodle> how do your bras stay up
15:54:00 <Serenity> i dont seem to have shoulders
15:54:00 <Doodle> oh
15:54:00 <Doodle> lol
15:54:00 <Doodle> you should do some weights man
15:54:00 <Serenity> get JACKED
15:54:00 <Doodle> get shoulders like arnie
15:54:00 <Doodle> wear like
15:54:00 <Doodle> 5 bras
15:54:00 <Serenity> hhahaha
15:55:00 <Doodle> all the straps
15:55:00 <Serenity> bras on my bicepts
15:55:00 <Serenity> -t?
15:55:00 <Doodle> why not i'm sure its a thing
15:55:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
15:56:00 <Doodle> just call them your guns
15:56:00 <Serenity> lacey number on me guns
15:56:00 <Doodle> haha
16:11:00 <slinky_J> http://janicegriffith.org/teens-love-huge-cocks-janice-griffith-in-juicy-janice/?thehun
16:11:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:17:00 <stebie> slapsplit
16:17:00 <Doodle> hot
16:19:00 <Dugnuts> sup ugiles
16:19:00 <Dugnuts> uglies
16:19:00 <Doodle> nothing probably
16:19:00 <Doodle> fingers?
16:19:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:19:00 <Dugnuts> if you are going that way
16:19:00 <Doodle> my cat is trying to sit inside the heater
16:19:00 <Dugnuts> it would probably only be their own
16:19:00 <Doodle> yeah cos ugly
16:19:00 <Dugnuts> as they do
16:20:00 <Doodle> his face is like 2cm from it
16:20:00 <Doodle> :/
16:20:00 <Doodle> oh
16:20:00 <Doodle> 420
16:20:00 <Dugnuts> nice
16:25:00 <simba> last cones at 420 then go get more
16:25:00 <simba> lol
16:25:00 <simba> that sounds pretty bad on paper
16:27:00 <Doodle> u gota pay 2 play
16:28:00 <simba> i get weed in microtransactions
16:29:00 <Doodle> haha
16:29:00 <Doodle> weed would make gr8 dlc
16:30:00 <faux> Mr doyle
16:30:00 <simba> mcpoyal
16:33:00 <faux> You and me and sweet parissss
16:44:00 <psYbR> this netsplit, hilarious
16:45:00 <psYbR> did someone blacklist one of the servers or wat
16:47:00 <psYbR> heyhey TheRon figured it out
16:48:00 <psYbR> Serenity, you around? got a question for ya
16:48:00 <TheRon> about breasts?
16:48:00 <Serenity> yeah for a couple minutes
16:48:00 <psYbR> not this time
16:48:00 <psYbR> ok
16:49:00 <TheRon> are breasts really as fun as they look?
16:50:00 <Serenity> more
16:50:00 <psYbR> what would you do if you had a six-year-old daughter and another six year old girl king hit her in the face and knocked SIX FUCKING TEETH out while your daughter was minding her own business reading a book during reading time. Then the school didn't try to call you for 2.5 hours after which you arrived at the school to find your daughter covered in blood and the principal playing it down like its not a big deal saying things like 'girls will be
16:50:00 <psYbR> girls'. And then you learned that the other student wasn't even punished at all.
16:50:00 <psYbR> And then you took your daughter to a dentist who said 'we could have put her teeth back in if you'd gotten here sooner'
16:51:00 <Serenity> i would be going off my NUT
16:51:00 <Serenity> go over the principals head to whoever that is
16:51:00 <psYbR> 'ken oath right. I'm trying to convince this woman I work with to sue the absolute FUCK out of them
16:51:00 <Serenity> making an official comllaint
16:51:00 <Serenity> complaint and asking for the kid to be suspended
16:51:00 <psYbR> its making me angry just knowing about it
16:52:00 <Serenity> the parent should be paying for dental fees
16:52:00 <psYbR> at the very least. what about the poor kid suffering for two hours, the ruined uniform, the kid's suffering at looking ridiculous without any teeth until her adult teeth grow in
16:53:00 <anonymousmoron> sue for compensation.
16:53:00 <TheRon> i feel like chicken schnitzel
16:54:00 <erlich> an eye for an eye....a tooth for a tooth
16:54:00 <erlich> get some pliers ready
16:55:00 <psYbR> I'd Dexter that principal tbh
16:55:00 <Serenity> thats an epic hit to do that
16:55:00 <Serenity> thats not just a kids will be kids
16:56:00 <psYbR> yeah exactly
16:56:00 <nate> fight club school
16:56:00 <TheRon> do not talk about fight club school
16:56:00 <psYbR> i dont even have kids and I know i'd be furious if it was my daughter. i'd sue for everything they're worth
16:56:00 <Serenity> honestly id have to use great restraint not to chop the little cunt in the throat
16:58:00 <psYbR> mmm. I'd be paying the parents a visit for sure. Set myself up a nice strong alibi
16:59:00 <nate> riot!
16:59:00 <Serenity> whoevers kid tbis this is she needs to do something
16:59:00 <psYbR> yeah she's total beta though
16:59:00 <psYbR> won't sue
16:59:00 <psYbR> i'm like... your daughter is going to be scarred, physically and emotionally
16:59:00 <psYbR> they took her out of the school at least
16:59:00 <psYbR> anyway, catcha
17:07:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!!
17:08:00 <erlich> the parents should demand for the other parents to pay for the dental bill + platinum grillz
17:08:00 <erlich> it's only fair
17:08:00 <TheRon> diamond encrusted grillds
17:09:00 <erlich> and the mother of the bully should have to flash her boobies to the father of the victim
17:09:00 <TheRon> i was standing, you were there, two worlds colliding, and they could never ever tear us apart
17:12:00 <TheRon> rockin in the usa
17:13:00 <TheRon> fez and the woman with three breasts
17:15:00 <erlich> you've got total recall
17:15:00 <TheRon> 3 has to be btter than 2
17:16:00 <erlich> does the same rule apply to balls?
17:16:00 <TheRon> dunno
17:16:00 <Fez> TheRon: breasts!
17:16:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:18:00 <TheRon> breasts are awesome
17:18:00 <StrykerX> They are.
17:19:00 <Fez> theyre better than that
17:19:00 <Serenity> TheRon sweetheart.. how long has it been since youve been laid
17:19:00 <Serenity> lol
17:19:00 <StrykerX> But only awesome when found on a person of the female variety.
17:19:00 <StrykerX> If I wanted to see moobs, I'd look down.
17:19:00 <Fez> i think Serenity is offering
17:19:00 <Serenity> im not
17:19:00 <Fez> dont let her down TheRon
17:20:00 <TheRon> i like to be wined and dined first
17:20:00 <Mew> he'd be ejaculating webs like spiderman
17:20:00 <Serenity> i just get this vibe that its been a while
17:20:00 <TheRon> well.......yes!!!
17:21:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, how long has it been mate?
17:21:00 <Doodle> sezz has been hassling everyone to get laid today
17:21:00 <StrykerX> Nothing new Doodle.
17:21:00 <Serenity> oh well fine
17:21:00 <Doodle> how dare she from her throne of spooge and tits
17:21:00 <Serenity> you just stay sexless i wont help
17:21:00 <Doodle> lol
17:21:00 <Doodle> help?
17:21:00 <Serenity> shut up
17:21:00 <Doodle> do you have a catalogue of dumb chicks who are dtf
17:22:00 <Serenity> soon my pretty
17:22:00 <Serenity> soon
17:22:00 <Doodle> lol
17:22:00 <TheRon> i asked for a hooker for my b'day and got nothing
17:22:00 <StrykerX> If so, PM me.
17:22:00 <StrykerX> :D
17:22:00 <StrykerX> Incidentally, I've lost my fucking Office CD!
17:22:00 <StrykerX> Rampage too
17:23:00 <Serenity> i wonder if a mouthful is roughly 20mls... apparently thats how much antacid i was meant to have
17:23:00 <Serenity> just took a mouthful lol
17:23:00 <TheRon> mouthful?
17:24:00 <Serenity> yes a mouthful you know.. when that hole in your head is full?
17:24:00 <Doodle> heh
17:24:00 <TheRon> nothing dirty then?
17:24:00 <Serenity> no.
17:24:00 <Doodle> oh
17:24:00 <Doodle> .
17:24:00 <Serenity> unles you find antacids arousing
17:24:00 <Serenity> then i think we have bigger issues
17:24:00 <TheRon> i don't
17:24:00 <ShadowLurker> white n milky
17:25:00 <StrykerX> <Serenity> just took a mouthful lol
17:25:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin..
17:25:00 <Serenity> yes just ignore the first bit
17:25:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
17:25:00 <TheRon> i bet the hubby likes it when she has a mouthful
17:25:00 <Serenity> you assholes need to get some vagina
17:25:00 <TheRon> yep
17:26:00 <StrykerX> I do actually
17:26:00 <StrykerX> Need to find an easy bitch
17:26:00 <StrykerX> Which means socializing
17:26:00 <Serenity> yes calling them bitches will get you there
17:26:00 <Serenity> lol
17:26:00 <Dugnuts> make your mind up
17:26:00 <Dugnuts> asshole or vagina
17:26:00 <Dugnuts> jees
17:26:00 <StrykerX> You'd be surprised these days..
17:26:00 <StrykerX> :P
17:27:00 <Serenity> honsetly dont think i would
17:27:00 <Serenity> pre sure i get more vag than you lot right now :P
17:27:00 <StrykerX> Self vag doesn't count
17:27:00 <TheRon> these days is a hooker cheap then meeting a chick at a nightclub?
17:27:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
17:27:00 <Serenity> sif my self
17:27:00 <Dugnuts> what do you mean these days?
17:27:00 <Dugnuts> in the long run, it always has been
17:28:00 <TheRon> true
17:28:00 <StrykerX> Dugnuts, back in the old days I was all sucky uppy
17:28:00 <Dugnuts> not that ive ever gotten a hooker
17:28:00 <StrykerX> Not now
17:28:00 <StrykerX> Cbf
17:29:00 <Dugnuts> who can
17:29:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:29:00 <StrykerX> "Bitch, let's go" has a 2/5 success rate.
17:29:00 <StrykerX> :>
17:29:00 <Serenity> you need to come to perth ill be your wingman
17:29:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:30:00 <TheRon> going up to a chick and saying "root me!'
17:30:00 <Dugnuts> "wanna fuck" worked for me 1 in 10
17:30:00 <StrykerX> lol
17:30:00 <StrykerX> Saying fuck ruins it
17:30:00 <StrykerX> Sub the word out
17:30:00 <Dugnuts> i did get a few slaps for it tho
17:30:00 <Dugnuts> oh it was a bet
17:30:00 <Serenity> you're all so clueless its almost cute hahah
17:30:00 <Dugnuts> i bet a friend i could get laid saying it
17:30:00 <Serenity> im suprised any of you have scored
17:30:00 <TheRon> i don't understand women
17:30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
17:30:00 <Doodle> lol
17:31:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
17:31:00 <Dugnuts> this wasnt my a game
17:31:00 <Serenity> women dont even understand women dont bother
17:31:00 <Dugnuts> just something to try
17:31:00 <StrykerX> Well, I've scored at least once
17:31:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
17:31:00 <Serenity> you wait buddy you just fucking wait
17:31:00 <StrykerX> NO!
17:31:00 <StrykerX> NOT happening!
17:31:00 <StrykerX> Don't turn my boy into a homo!!
17:32:00 <Serenity> oh please
17:32:00 <Serenity> youve got a rude shock coming when he gets to school if you think loom bands are homo
17:32:00 <Serenity> times have changed my friend
17:32:00 <StrykerX> Oh lawd
17:33:00 <StrykerX> Please enlighten me.
17:33:00 <Serenity> theres just not that much distinction between boy and girl play anymore if any
17:33:00 <Doodle> they swap buttplugs at recess now
17:33:00 <Serenity> its not a thing anymore to be concerned if your boy is playing with dolls
17:33:00 <Serenity> or wearing nail polish
17:33:00 <Doodle> or wanting a vagina
17:34:00 <StrykerX> About the only thing that doesn't bother me really
17:34:00 <Doodle> just go to the shop, pick one out
17:34:00 <StrykerX> Is Doodle's comment.
17:34:00 <Doodle> move on
17:34:00 <Serenity> why would any of it bother you
17:34:00 <StrykerX> I'm old remember
17:34:00 <StrykerX> Boys.. Nail polish..
17:35:00 <Serenity> what is nail polish going to do
17:35:00 <StrykerX> When he's 2-4 yeah maybe
17:35:00 <Serenity> his sexuality is already determined
17:35:00 <Serenity> nail polish isnt going to turn him gay
17:35:00 <Doodle> nail polish is a gateway drug, leads to tampons in the butt
17:35:00 <StrykerX> Like I said, I'm oldschool
17:35:00 <StrykerX> lolll
17:35:00 <Serenity> oh rubbish youre a year older than me
17:35:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
17:35:00 <Serenity> youve got such a shock coming. its going to be fun to watch
17:35:00 <Dugnuts> oldschool is a state of mind
17:35:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:35:00 <StrykerX> And in that 1 year.. I have an issue with my son wearing nail polish
17:35:00 <TheRon> liking neil diamond leads to the harder stuff
17:36:00 <Serenity> you're not going to get a choice in the matter StrykerX you know this right lol
17:36:00 <TheRon> manilow, the three tenors, andre rieu........
17:36:00 <StrykerX> Ohhhh we'll see. :)
17:37:00 <Serenity> you sit there and watch absolute embarrassment and hurt wash across your sons face when you tell him something he wants is 'homo' and tell me you dont fall apart at it
17:37:00 <StrykerX> Like I'm gonna say "Don't wear nail polish you little faggot"
17:37:00 <StrykerX> Seriously.
17:37:00 <Serenity> it doesnt matter how you say it
17:37:00 <Serenity> kids arent dumb they know why youre saying no
17:37:00 <Fez> 'im not letting my son grow up to be a faggot'
17:38:00 <StrykerX> I can gentle encourage him to go another way though.
17:38:00 <TheRon> god does hate fags
17:38:00 <Serenity> rofl why though
17:38:00 <StrykerX> Fuck god.
17:38:00 <StrykerX> Seriously.
17:38:00 <StrykerX> He's as real as my imaginary friend when I was a kid.
17:38:00 <Serenity> yeah im not down for the god thing
17:39:00 <Fez> wasnt god a fag?
17:39:00 <Serenity> ok im supposed to be doing things
17:39:00 <Serenity> bbs
17:39:00 <StrykerX> Unless someone can supply me rock solid evidence of existence
17:39:00 <StrykerX> Then stfu
17:40:00 <Fez> god could be a dyke on a bike
17:40:00 <StrykerX> And no, the bible isn't rock solid.
17:40:00 <TheRon> god is the best, god is terrific, god is dud!
17:40:00 <Dugnuts> the only thing i can prove exists
17:40:00 <Dugnuts> is me
17:40:00 <Dugnuts> all the rest of you might be a figment of my imagination for all i know
17:40:00 <Dugnuts> or holograms
17:40:00 <TheRon> oh c'mon eileen
17:40:00 <Fez> you might be part of my nightmare
17:40:00 <Fez> with breasts
17:41:00 <StrykerX> You cannot have a nightmare with breasts.
17:41:00 <StrykerX> You need re-educating son.
17:41:00 <TheRon> god is alanis morrisette
17:41:00 <Fez> what about penis shaped breasts?
17:41:00 <Fez> inverted breasts?
17:41:00 <TheRon> just wrong
17:41:00 <Dugnuts> if you were sucking on them
17:41:00 <Fez> nightmare stuff
17:41:00 <Dugnuts> that dream might be telling you something buddy
17:41:00 <StrykerX> ^^
17:43:00 <Fez> nightmare*
17:43:00 <Fez> get it right bro
17:44:00 <TheRon> where do bad folks go when they die they don't goto heaven with the angels and fly
17:45:00 <Fez> into the ground?
17:45:00 <TheRon> goto a lake of fire and fry, see you again on the 4th of july
17:45:00 <StrykerX> I like how you've referenced the USA day of freedom with hell.
17:45:00 <StrykerX> Well played.
17:45:00 <TheRon> nirvana
17:45:00 <StrykerX> I know
17:46:00 <StrykerX> But it's an excellent line to randomly write.
17:46:00 <TheRon> the song has been in my head all day
17:47:00 <StrykerX> In my headdddddd.. In my headddddd
17:47:00 <StrykerX> Zombie-e-e-e-e
17:47:00 <Fez> wheres your head at
17:48:00 <TheRon> i got bills i gotta pay
17:50:00 <StrykerX> The ONLY good thing to come from when I had Windows 8.1 on here.. Was it forcing Office to autosave documents on the OneDrive storage.
17:50:00 <StrykerX> They still exist. :D
17:51:00 <beehhh> see the new badman vs superman trailor....do you bleed
17:51:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk
17:51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex Views: 26,072,560 Uploader: CollegeHumor Uploaded: Dec 17, 2012 Duration: 4m8s Rating: 4.87
17:52:00 <StrykerX> Bee arrr bee
17:52:00 <TheRon> something we can all relate to
17:52:00 <beehhh> I stabbed you first
17:52:00 <beehhh> are you cryin TheRon
17:53:00 <TheRon> i'm beerin
17:53:00 <beehhh> in UK the sell 4x600ml stella for 5pounds
17:54:00 <TheRon> 15 bucks here?
17:54:00 <beehhh> in jan i'll be there astala vista been waiting for you too long
17:55:00 <beehhh> a good gym near my aunt's plce
17:55:00 <TheRon> baby we can talk all night, but that ain't getting us nowhere.............
17:55:00 <beehhh> http://www.better.org.uk/leisure/eltham-centre
17:56:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk
17:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex Views: 26,072,560 Uploader: CollegeHumor Uploaded: Dec 17, 2012 Duration: 4m8s Rating: 4.87
17:56:00 <beehhh> TheRon which building got set on fire due to cheap china materials
17:56:00 <TheRon> how the fuck would i know that??
17:57:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-28/overcrowding-substandard-building-contributed-docklands-fire/6426588
17:57:00 <TheRon> now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad
17:58:00 <beehhh> how about a free out three is better
17:59:00 <beehhh> my final sem three exams to go
17:59:00 <TheRon> a friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better
17:59:00 <beehhh> you dont share your bong with strangers
18:00:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
18:00:00 <TheRon> and breasts and all the rest
18:01:00 <beehhh> im going to marry someone for my british citizenship a family proposal i kinda agreed, beagle will sponsor norell
18:01:00 <beehhh> we are both gonna be rescoued from these misery
18:02:00 <TheRon> the first thing you know i'll be back in bow river again
18:03:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvkhoqo6QQ4
18:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Survivor Official International Trailer #1 (2015) - Pierce Brosnan, Milla Jovovich Movie HD Views: 791,902 Uploader: MOVIECLIPS Trailers Uploaded: Apr 2, 2015 Duration: 2m6s Rating: 4.72
18:04:00 <beehhh> asian people as racist as thai hooker
18:04:00 <TheRon> i want to try the thai massage joint in ballarat
18:05:00 <beehhh> those are illegal emigrants tryina make a living
18:05:00 <TheRon> like you?
18:06:00 <beehhh> no i dont live in your shiteey country, despite my deportee bro now got his PR including all three of them except me
18:07:00 <beehhh> my parents all three children are now aussie racistende
18:07:00 <StrykerX> Keeping the shit out
18:07:00 <StrykerX> GO GOVT!
18:07:00 <TheRon> bloody queue jumpers
18:07:00 <beehhh> im ging to england have weed with harry and ask him to do me a haka
18:08:00 <TheRon> london calling
18:08:00 <beehhh> yes it is
18:08:00 <beehhh> catch ya folks
18:08:00 <TheRon> damn\
18:10:00 <TheRon> charlie you're not my charlie anymore, screwing it up, you're killing your soul with an audience looking on
18:11:00 <Ana_Ng> what is that
18:11:00 <TheRon> the whitlams
18:11:00 <Ana_Ng> aussie?
18:11:00 <TheRon> yes
18:15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5D1ECXGmqM
18:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Whitlams - Buy Now Pay Later (Charlie No 2) Views: 60,269 Uploader: john smith Uploaded: Nov 5, 2009 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.84
18:21:00 <TheRon> 'cause i'm mr brightside
18:30:00 <TheRon> oh i've seen fire and i've seen rain. i've seen sunny days when i thought they'd never end
18:31:00 <TheRon> seen lonley times when i could not find a friend
18:32:00 <TheRon> but i always thought i'd see you beby one time again
18:32:00 <StrykerX> No.
18:34:00 <TheRon> god damn right it's beautiful day
18:36:00 <Serenity> o
18:36:00 <TheRon> the big o?\
18:37:00 <Serenity> not sure where that came from
18:37:00 <TheRon> beer
18:38:00 <TheRon> made from beer
18:38:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
18:43:00 <TheRon> this time this time i'm gonna try anything to just feel better
18:50:00 <TheRon> boom shake shake shake the room
19:07:00 <ooomp> Evening :)
19:08:00 <stebie> g'day ooomp o/
19:08:00 <stebie> how's it going?
19:08:00 <ooomp> Goooood
19:08:00 <ooomp> You
19:09:00 <stebie> same same
19:09:00 <ooomp> Awesome
19:10:00 <stebie> pretty quiet in here, isn't it?
19:12:00 <ooomp> It is
19:12:00 <ooomp> Wasn't there a net split?
19:12:00 <simba> henry the octopus
19:13:00 <simba> me and TheRons blazing tune https://youtu.be/97ZbiemJ1KU
19:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Starz on 54 - If you could read my mind (1998) Views: 2,043,614 Uploader: amberphoria Uploaded: Jan 31, 2007 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.80
19:21:00 <xm> i was on the other split server, which was bizarro. no one talked about dicks and breasts, and chris never complained about his life
19:21:00 <Lish> lol
19:21:00 <Dugnuts> so it was silent then?
19:21:00 <xm> u got it
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:23:00 <ooomp> Lol xm
19:23:00 <ooomp> Its why I left, couldn't handle it
19:24:00 <xm> yeah, like being an sensory deprivation tank
19:24:00 <xm> in an*
19:24:00 <ooomp> Could for loners
19:28:00 <ooomp> slinky_J
19:33:00 <slinky_J> ooomp
19:33:00 <slinky_J> how are u?
19:34:00 <ooomp> A whole bag of awesome
19:34:00 <slinky_J> that's pretty cool, my kingdom is lit with electric light, some mad math
19:35:00 <slinky_J> you gotta any turquoise flav awesome in that bag?
19:35:00 <ooomp> No
19:35:00 <Dugnuts> mad math huh
19:35:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
19:36:00 <slinky_J> wack
19:37:00 <slinky_J> with caring disgust!
19:37:00 <ooomp> How wrude
19:40:00 <slinky_J> it's okay if I make fried rice everything will be all better!
19:42:00 <Doodle> ooomp
19:42:00 <Doodle> strip off and exercise for me?
19:42:00 <ooomp> Doodle
19:42:00 <ooomp> Its cold and no
19:43:00 <Doodle> its hot in here
19:43:00 <Doodle> i went out and left the heater on
19:43:00 <ooomp> So you're naked
19:43:00 <Doodle> not yet
19:44:00 <ooomp> You wouldn't even if I dared you
19:44:00 <Doodle> what, get naked?
19:44:00 <Doodle> sure i would
19:44:00 <ooomp> Something about your cat wanting to bed you if you did get naked
19:44:00 <Doodle> O_o
19:46:00 <Doodle> the house next door to me is for sale ooomp
19:46:00 <Doodle> i think you'd like it
19:46:00 <ooomp> How much
19:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol the last eps of family guy is quite good
19:46:00 <Doodle> rooster can shit in your garden
19:46:00 <Doodle> dunno
19:47:00 <Doodle> $300k maybe
19:47:00 <ooomp> Tell them they're dreaming
19:47:00 <Doodle> lol
19:47:00 <ooomp> Lol
19:47:00 <Doodle> hows the serenity
19:47:00 <ooomp> $250k max
19:47:00 <Doodle> its a 4br house
19:47:00 <ooomp> 2 bath?
19:47:00 <ooomp> Double garage?
19:47:00 <Doodle> pretty sure
19:47:00 <Doodle> nah
19:47:00 <Doodle> the garage is a rumpus room now
19:48:00 <Doodle> why do you need a double garage, do you drive 2 cars?
19:48:00 <ooomp> Well that's disappointing
19:48:00 <ooomp> Of course, one merc one bmw
19:48:00 <ooomp> I interchange
19:48:00 <Doodle> the lady that lives there now has a huge mercedes 4wd
19:49:00 <ooomp> Crazy
19:49:00 <ooomp> Do you keep her company St
19:49:00 <ooomp> At* night
19:49:00 <Doodle> lol no
19:49:00 <ooomp> Why not
19:49:00 <Doodle> she is a milf tho
19:49:00 <ooomp> Lol
19:49:00 <Doodle> cos she has children
19:50:00 <ooomp> Mmm perfect match for you
19:50:00 <Doodle> lol
19:51:00 <ooomp> I wish I had a DILF next to me
19:51:00 <Doodle> :o
19:51:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
19:52:00 <slinky_J> porn
19:52:00 <ooomp> Doodle, want to make a baby?
19:52:00 <Doodle> not at all, ever
19:52:00 <ooomp> Prized sperm
19:52:00 <slinky_J> so rude
19:52:00 <ooomp> A challenge
19:52:00 <slinky_J> wont strip off for Doodle
19:52:00 <Doodle> lol
19:52:00 <slinky_J> but he is already nude 4 u
19:52:00 <Doodle> yeah
19:52:00 <Doodle> wait
19:52:00 <Doodle> i am?
19:53:00 <Serenity> i have a 4ft tall african nextdoor
19:53:00 <Doodle> ooomp are you going to start pricking holes in my condoms
19:53:00 <ooomp> Male?
19:53:00 <Serenity> yep male
19:53:00 <Doodle> well the jokes on you i dont have any
19:53:00 <ooomp> Interesting
19:53:00 <Serenity> hes not 4 foot but im 5'5 and hes about 6 inches shorter than me
19:53:00 <MrMark> boooo!
19:54:00 <ooomp> Doodle, we're going to get you pregnant
19:54:00 <Doodle> :(
19:54:00 <ooomp> Find a nice man to donate to you
19:54:00 <Doodle> :((((
19:55:00 <ooomp> You'll make a good daddy
19:55:00 <Doodle> lol no
19:55:00 <Doodle> i would be highly unsuitable
19:56:00 <ooomp> How
19:57:00 <Doodle> i just would
19:57:00 <xm> if the kids need to be picked up around 4:20 they'd be pwn3d
19:57:00 <Doodle> rofl
19:57:00 <Doodle> i pick my sisters kids up sometimes
19:57:00 <Doodle> one at a time obv
19:58:00 <Serenity> just tie one to the roof
19:58:00 <Doodle> they complain
19:58:00 <ooomp> Put one in the boot
19:58:00 <Doodle> no room in the boot
19:58:00 <Serenity> do z's even have boots
19:58:00 <ooomp> Remove the dead body first
19:58:00 <Doodle> sort of
19:58:00 <xm> the boot already has lots of rope, a body bag and tape
19:59:00 <Doodle> its full of psare tyre and suspension bracing
19:59:00 <Doodle> *spare
19:59:00 <StrykerX> Get a towbar.
19:59:00 <StrykerX> Problem solved.
19:59:00 <Doodle> to tow children?
19:59:00 <Doodle> pretty sure thats illegal
19:59:00 <couleurs> does she got a bOOty... she does
19:59:00 <stebie> i would put a leash on my kid
19:59:00 <StrykerX> It's only illegal if you're caught.
19:59:00 <Doodle> i'd be caught
19:59:00 <stebie> i hate how so many parents let their kids run loose
20:00:00 <xm> i would probably need name tags on my kids even when they're in highschool
20:00:00 <StrykerX> stebie, keep them in a cage too?
20:00:00 <xm> i never seem to remember people's names
20:00:00 <Doodle> a pen
20:00:00 <Doodle> you keep children in a pen
20:00:00 <StrykerX> Not stebie..
20:00:00 <Doodle> or a cupboard
20:00:00 <StrykerX> He leashes his kids
20:00:00 <Doodle> or a 44 gallon drum
20:00:00 <StrykerX> So a cage isn't out of the question.
20:00:00 <xm> give kids an ipad or xbox, they'll happily cage themselves at home
20:00:00 <stebie> StrykerX, nah, they'll have electrotherapy collars
20:00:00 <Doodle> so they dont bark?
20:01:00 <stebie> they better not
20:01:00 <StrykerX> stebie, we've been over this
20:01:00 <StrykerX> Breeding with dogs IS illegal.
20:01:00 <Doodle> [19:59] <StrykerX> It's only illegal if you're caught.
20:01:00 <StrykerX> Haha touche
20:01:00 <Doodle> heheheh
20:02:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11268977_873901129349161_4215953485347212697_n.jpg?oh=18a1735e994a215cef4fdd3d21aced43&oe=55CE1820&__gda__=1443192187_6fc850b2b685d6211857e25347baeb28
20:02:00 <Doodle> 4 #melbourne
20:02:00 <Doodle> <3
20:02:00 <stebie> is that why Picard breeds horses?
20:02:00 <stebie> jokes
20:02:00 <Doodle> lol
20:02:00 <StrykerX> You got him stebie
20:02:00 <Doodle> not much else to do in mildura m8
20:03:00 <Doodle> cook uo a batch of ice, fuck a horse, eat some oranges
20:03:00 <stebie> giddy up
20:03:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, is that you with the goon bag?
20:03:00 <Doodle> no i'm taller than that
20:03:00 <StrykerX> Also, you just described Picard's daily routine.
20:03:00 <Doodle> and i;d be sticking my fingers up
20:04:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:05:00 <Doodle> aiight exercise bblzzz
20:05:00 <StrykerX> Walking to the fridge?
20:05:00 <Doodle> *wanking
20:05:00 <StrykerX> "ohhh cucumber!"
20:05:00 <stebie> multitask and do both
20:05:00 <StrykerX> Is that you, Picard??
20:05:00 <Doodle> stebie knows
20:06:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
20:07:00 <Dugnuts> aww you two and your cuddles
20:12:00 <couleurs> yeh so did every1 get a ps4 + FiFa 2 day??
20:12:00 <slinky_J> hmmm
20:12:00 <slinky_J> downloading Thief for pc
20:13:00 <nate> slinky_J u are sexay!
20:13:00 <slinky_J> ;)
20:13:00 <slinky_J> smack that ass soon
20:14:00 <couleurs> fkn weirdos!!!!!!!!!!
20:14:00 <slinky_J> dlin porn a movie and a game
20:14:00 <slinky_J> if i could dl food
20:14:00 <StrykerX> I wish you could do online shopping and just print it with a 3D printer
20:14:00 <StrykerX> How cool would it be?
20:15:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
20:15:00 <slinky_J> haha nice
20:15:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow
20:16:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:17:00 <slinky_J> dayem kid
20:17:00 <slinky_J> i should test my speed
20:17:00 <slinky_J> should be around 20mbps
20:17:00 <nate> slinky_J has a drug lab!
20:18:00 <slinky_J> no
20:19:00 <StrykerX> I'm getting 6.77mbps
20:19:00 <StrykerX> Stupid ADSL1 restriction.
20:20:00 <couleurs> only 93mbps here... usually get 95mbps god dammit
20:21:00 <nate> i get 1, cause im da best
20:22:00 <slinky_J> lol omigosh 2mbps
20:22:00 <slinky_J> LOL
20:22:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgvCMxYPOFs
20:22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bodybuilding Motivation - I AM THE BEAST (MuscleFactory) Views: 9,504,039 Uploader: musclefactory2010 Uploaded: Dec 24, 2013 Duration: 4m54s Rating: 4.73
20:23:00 <couleurs> u wanna fite me nate ?
20:23:00 <nate> pillow fight?
20:23:00 <couleurs> ;D~
20:23:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
20:23:00 <nate> hi Dugnuts!
20:23:00 <slinky_J> i should reboot
20:24:00 <nate> whats going on
20:24:00 <Dugnuts> im only downloading at 8MB/s atm
20:24:00 <Dugnuts> could be better
20:24:00 <Dugnuts> still have 4 more i could be getting
20:24:00 <Dugnuts> :P
20:25:00 <Dugnuts> sup nate
20:27:00 <nate> i found a cute crab on the beach today, it looked like a shell :D
20:27:00 <Dugnuts> i see
20:28:00 <nate> u always take cute things home
20:28:00 <nate> yes sir
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> you brought the crab home from the beach?
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> poor crab
20:28:00 <nate> it was dead
20:28:00 <Dugnuts> oh
20:28:00 <nate> ded, dead
20:28:00 <slinky_J> aww u went to teh beach
20:29:00 <slinky_J> i dunno if i want fried rice now
20:29:00 <slinky_J> fk
20:29:00 <nate> yup i played fifa on the beach
20:30:00 <nate> 4 realz
20:30:00 <couleurs> cool
20:31:00 <slinky_J> ehe
20:34:00 <stebie> FiFa
20:35:00 <StrykerX> FiFa4LyF
20:36:00 <Lumeah> slinky_J:! Big hugs!
20:38:00 <slinky_J> :P hugz
20:38:00 <slinky_J> wooo thief is 13 gig
20:38:00 <slinky_J> hope i dont have trouble opening it
20:38:00 <slinky_J> :/
20:39:00 <slinky_J> i figured out rom stuffs b4 i so i can play shit games from the 80s n 90s
20:39:00 <slinky_J> man goldeneye 2 is shit
20:39:00 <StrykerX> Goldeneye on N64 <3
20:40:00 <slinky_J> yer i dld
20:40:00 <slinky_J> like
20:40:00 <slinky_J> i downloaded turok 1 and 2
20:40:00 <slinky_J> and so shit coz cant use mouse like i can with turok on my other laptop
20:41:00 <StrykerX> Fail
20:41:00 <slinky_J> ye
20:42:00 <slinky_J> man this porn is only 2 gig
20:43:00 <slinky_J> farrkn
20:43:00 <couleurs> turok porn?
20:43:00 <slinky_J> nah some teen crap
20:44:00 <couleurs> pusy 2 pusy
20:59:00 <partay> Maurice
21:02:00 <slinky_J> nah some teen crap
21:02:00 <slinky_J> oops
21:03:00 <couleurs> pusy 2 pusy
21:03:00 <couleurs> xD
21:03:00 <slinky_J> ew
21:03:00 <slinky_J> :P
21:03:00 <slinky_J> o mnannngs
21:04:00 <nate> slinky_J how does one, take u home from da pub ?
21:05:00 <slinky_J> iunno
21:05:00 <slinky_J> im bored
21:05:00 <slinky_J> i made fried rice n steak
21:07:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
21:08:00 <partay> faux you're between a Doodle and a partay.. you can't lose
21:08:00 <faux> Great
21:08:00 <faux> dewdel
21:08:00 <Doodle> o/
21:09:00 <faux> &
21:09:00 <stebie> fox ^_^
21:09:00 <faux> Stibbie
21:10:00 <nate> slinky_J u need a wife, sign me up :D
21:12:00 <slinky_J> woooooooooooooo
21:13:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))))
21:13:00 <stebie> :)
21:16:00 <couleurs> yeas
21:16:00 <slinky_J> tekken ages to dl 13gig
21:16:00 <slinky_J> so lame
21:17:00 <StrykerX> Dialup?
21:17:00 <slinky_J> nah adsl2
21:17:00 <slinky_J> +
21:17:00 <couleurs> w00t
21:18:00 <slinky_J> maybe coz my connection is goin as fast as xbox one allows?
21:18:00 <StrykerX> Oh
21:18:00 <StrykerX> Microsoft.
21:18:00 <StrykerX> Server is on dialup.
21:18:00 <stebie> sux2bu
21:19:00 <couleurs> ps4 servers r on fibre 2 fibre
21:19:00 <slinky_J> microsoft server on dialup?
21:19:00 <slinky_J> i downloadin on pc
21:19:00 <Doodle> [20:06] * stebie cuddles Doodle, clothes optional
21:19:00 <Doodle> thats so hot
21:19:00 <slinky_J> no way ms one servers r dialup lol
21:19:00 <partay> slinky_J is this you ??? .... http://i.4cdn.org/b/1431602242926.jpg
21:19:00 <Doodle> fums up
21:20:00 <couleurs> cool xbox t shirt
21:20:00 <slinky_J> err no of course that is not me
21:20:00 <Doodle> eckth bockth
21:20:00 <slinky_J> and pretty mean to use that kid as a joke dude
21:20:00 <slinky_J> not funny
21:21:00 <Doodle> re00www
21:21:00 <stebie> ^_-
21:21:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/DPihjmd.jpg?1
21:22:00 <nate> Doodle are u available for a good time or a long time :D
21:22:00 <Doodle> depends on how much you're paying me
21:23:00 <nate> i will pay u in mega bytes
21:23:00 <Doodle> lol
21:23:00 <stebie> nate, if you like it you should put a ring on it
21:23:00 <slinky_J> yoda bytes
21:23:00 <slinky_J> im worth yoda bytes :P
21:24:00 <partay> Picard your bff TokenDaRing is here
21:24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 King Missile - Detatchable Penis.mp3 (3.11MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:23)
21:25:00 <StrykerX> Picard has been melting down over TokenDaRing's absence.
21:25:00 <nate> the boys are back in town!
21:25:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> Piggie wiggie missed me that much?
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: go and oink for us
21:26:00 <StrykerX> How's the dealing scene mate?
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> you know how it is
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> keeps you on your toes
21:26:00 <StrykerX> Yeah.
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> where is Chris anyway?
21:26:00 <StrykerX> Prolly screaming at his fridge
21:26:00 <StrykerX> Usual shit.
21:27:00 <Doodle> kicking door frames
21:27:00 <StrykerX> Yep.
21:27:00 <Doodle> i so fried
21:28:00 <TokenDaRing> probably thinks someone stole this bong again
21:28:00 <StrykerX> You bought it remember?
21:28:00 <Serenity> chris will no longer be joining us
21:29:00 <TokenDaRing> aww poor Chris
21:29:00 <TokenDaRing> he'll be raging now
21:30:00 <Doodle> did he neck himself
21:30:00 <Picard> bit harsh Doodle
21:30:00 <Serenity> one can hope rob
21:30:00 <Doodle> what its a perfectly valid question
21:30:00 <Doodle> since thats all he talked about
21:30:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle: lets hope Picard follows that example
21:30:00 <Doodle> plus i told him to heaps of times
21:30:00 <TokenDaRing> talk about a strung ham
21:31:00 <Doodle> i had roast pork for dinner tonight
21:31:00 <Doodle> my fave
21:31:00 <TokenDaRing> Pigard is ignoring me, it seems
21:32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cartoon - Plagued By Vague.mp3 (8.75MB 320kbps Stereo 3:49)
21:32:00 <slinky_J> well well final ep of vikings tonite
21:32:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWnfnX6fqxE
21:32:00 <StrykerX> Still in Melbourne, Picard?
21:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thirsty Merc - Someday, Someday Views: 218,097 Uploader: Thirsty Merc Uploaded: Apr 13, 2010 Duration: 3m50s Rating: 4.93
21:33:00 <Picard> no StrykerX, i was only there one night on my way home from NZ
21:33:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah StrykerX he can't stay in melb too long
21:34:00 <StrykerX> Too many cops?
21:34:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
21:35:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour got arrested for rape this morning
21:35:00 <Doodle> :/
21:35:00 <partay> nice neighbourhood
21:35:00 <slinky_J> some slag he hasnt seen in months apparently
21:35:00 <slinky_J> it is a nice neighbourhood
21:35:00 <Picard> he hasnt ratted on you yet?
21:35:00 <Doodle> wait
21:35:00 <Doodle> he raped some woman and she is a slag?
21:35:00 <slinky_J> has nothin to do with this neighbourhood
21:35:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: how many car wrecks are in your street?
21:36:00 <partay> lol
21:36:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Doodle, its her fault, clearly
21:36:00 <slinky_J> he moved to this neighbourhood last yr
21:36:00 <TokenDaRing> she obv. asked for it, according to slinky_J
21:36:00 <slinky_J> and he isnt the type of guy to rape anyone
21:36:00 <Doodle> wtf
21:36:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
21:36:00 <Doodle> are you hearing yourself
21:36:00 <Picard> lol slinky_J
21:36:00 <slinky_J> ?
21:36:00 <partay> slinky_J you need a baseball bat to the head
21:36:00 <Picard> read what u just tyed
21:36:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_j, literally defending a rapist
21:36:00 <slinky_J> ppl make these types of claims all the time
21:36:00 <Picard> low dog cunt
21:36:00 <Doodle> cos clearly he was arrested for fun
21:37:00 <partay> all the time
21:37:00 <slinky_J> get any chick uno to call the cops
21:37:00 <slinky_J> and claim a guy raped them
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: go fuck yourself
21:37:00 <partay> only bogans like you
21:37:00 <Doodle> yeah and they will investigate, laugh and charge the chick
21:37:00 <slinky_J> they will go arrest them
21:37:00 <Doodle> not arrest the dude
21:37:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:37:00 <Doodle> no
21:37:00 <slinky_J> so they are investigating
21:37:00 <slinky_J> whatevs
21:37:00 <partay> low life white trash
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah they just arrest people without evidence
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> you dumb fuckstick slinky_J
21:37:00 <slinky_J> yes they do
21:37:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:37:00 <TokenDaRing> go sniff some more kero
21:38:00 <Picard> how can i defend a rapist
21:38:00 <Picard> u*
21:38:00 <slinky_J> ive been arrested without evidence and charges dropped
21:38:00 <slinky_J> jesus christ
21:38:00 <slinky_J> im not defending a rapist
21:38:00 <slinky_J> this dude isnt a rapist lol
21:38:00 <Picard> ssounds like it
21:38:00 <Picard> u called her a slag
21:38:00 <slinky_J> you dont even know the guy
21:38:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:38:00 <TokenDaRing> I reckon slinky_J was in on it
21:38:00 <slinky_J> LOL
21:38:00 <slinky_J> omgosh
21:39:00 <Picard> slinky_J held her down
21:39:00 <slinky_J> listen to yourselves
21:39:00 <slinky_J> aye
21:39:00 <anonymousmoron> i think i missed something..
21:39:00 <slinky_J> id smash you for that shit irl Picard
21:39:00 <slinky_J> dont be saying Id get involved in a rape
21:39:00 <Picard> no u wouldnt, im not a chic. u only hit chics
21:39:00 <StrykerX> To be honest, it wouldn't be hard to smash Picard
21:39:00 <slinky_J> now all I said was he was arrested under suspician
21:39:00 <StrykerX> Just aim for his bald head, can't miss.
21:39:00 <slinky_J> because somebody has claimed that he did
21:39:00 <Serenity> its actually a really long hard emotionally destroying road for a woman to report a rape. because they DONT arrest people for it often much less get a conviction
21:39:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: slinky_J's upset because his neighbour is obv. a top bloke
21:39:00 <slinky_J> and not recently
21:39:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: yeah
21:40:00 <slinky_J> far out
21:40:00 <TokenDaRing> but clearly she's a lying slag out to ruin the life of a top bloke /sarcasm
21:40:00 <partay> Picard is old and slow and he'd cry like a toddler
21:40:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, no. You didn't say under suspicion. You said: <slinky_J> my neighbour got arrested for rape this morning
21:40:00 <slinky_J> i shouold have
21:40:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
21:40:00 <TokenDaRing> being arrested means they have evidence
21:40:00 <slinky_J> i didnt think you'd pounce on it
21:40:00 <TokenDaRing> enough to go to trial
21:40:00 <slinky_J> rapist rapist!
21:40:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt want you guys on a jury.
21:40:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: just one look at you and people would convict you
21:41:00 <StrykerX> I'm keen to be called up for jury duty.
21:41:00 <slinky_J> all the evidence you need is that the woman claims it happened
21:41:00 <slinky_J> and it will eventually go to trial
21:41:00 <StrykerX> Haven't been yet.
21:41:00 <Serenity> i got called once
21:41:00 <slinky_J> you guys clearly dont know how it works
21:41:00 <Serenity> at the same time as thestig
21:41:00 <Serenity> but we both got off
21:41:00 <Serenity> haha
21:41:00 <Doodle> i got off once
21:41:00 <StrykerX> You both got off aye?
21:41:00 <Serenity> yep ;)
21:41:00 <StrykerX> Sounds like an interesting jury setup.
21:41:00 <Doodle> i was on the bus
21:41:00 <Doodle> and then i got off
21:42:00 <slinky_J> oh
21:42:00 <slinky_J> he might have been arrested because they found pot in his place
21:42:00 <slinky_J> he was arrested for that so yer
21:42:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:42:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: tbh I've never been arrested for anything
21:42:00 <TokenDaRing> so
21:42:00 <slinky_J> forgot about that
21:42:00 <Picard> cool story josh
21:42:00 <simba> he mustve had a lot of weed to get arrested 4 that
21:42:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
21:42:00 <StrykerX> Drug talk and simba perks up
21:43:00 <slinky_J> yea prob a quarter least
21:43:00 <StrykerX> LOL
21:43:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: is this guy your mutual masturbation buddy or something?
21:43:00 <simba> fuck off dazza
21:43:00 <slinky_J> dude lay off TokenDaRing
21:43:00 <simba> i dont sit here all day waiting for certain people to come online StrykerX
21:43:00 <slinky_J> i am in no way a supporter of domestic violence and other such vulgar crimes like rape
21:43:00 <Picard> Joshua why cant i find this arrest in the news?
21:43:00 <StrykerX> Some fuckwit in a single pegger crummydore sliding in the wet.
21:44:00 <slinky_J> i realised that he was arrested for the weed
21:44:00 <StrykerX> No you don't, simba. You sit there getting high all day then come online at night.
21:44:00 <slinky_J> MY BAD
21:44:00 <StrykerX> Aka, "work".
21:44:00 <slinky_J> so relax lol
21:44:00 <Picard> you're full of shit slinky_J
21:44:00 <simba> as if youre still going on with that
21:44:00 <StrykerX> Truth always comes out mate. :)
21:44:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:43:43] <slinky_J> i am in no way a supporter of domestic violence and other such vulgar crimes like rape <- didn't you bash your ex?
21:45:00 <slinky_J> Picard gp graze in a field and wait for drunk teenagers to tip you over.
21:45:00 <slinky_J> i didnt bash my ex
21:45:00 <TokenDaRing> bullshit
21:45:00 <slinky_J> but arent irc rumours just fun..
21:45:00 <Picard> nice deflection slinky_J
21:45:00 <slinky_J> dont bullshit me
21:45:00 <Picard> u did bash her
21:45:00 <slinky_J> no i fucking did not
21:45:00 <simba> StrykerX get back into this shitfight between these 3 neanderthals thats where u belong
21:45:00 <Picard> like the lies u tell about the sister u dont have lol
21:45:00 <slinky_J> i dont have a sister
21:45:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: you seem upset, did you have a bad day at work?
21:45:00 <StrykerX> Struck a nerve did I? :)
21:45:00 <slinky_J> i have a best friend i call sis
21:45:00 <TokenDaRing> what'd you get up to today?
21:45:00 <stebie> is she hot?
21:46:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:46:00 <StrykerX> And single?
21:46:00 <Picard> lies exposed joshua
21:46:00 <slinky_J> no
21:46:00 <stebie> fk that
21:46:00 <StrykerX> Boring
21:46:00 <slinky_J> shes in japan atm
21:46:00 <simba> the amount of faggotry is explosive
21:46:00 <slinky_J> ask simba Picard, hes met her
21:46:00 <slinky_J> simba is ashlee real
21:46:00 <Picard> why do u rage and abuse your poor old mum on facebook?
21:46:00 <simba> no
21:46:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: how come you never answer questions about how your day was or what you got up to?
21:46:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:46:00 <partay> lol
21:46:00 <slinky_J> that doesnt help simba
21:46:00 <simba> the same reason josh doesnt need to justify to a faggot like Picard that ashlee is real
21:46:00 <slinky_J> because Picard just goes on and on then
21:46:00 <simba> because you dont matter
21:46:00 <slinky_J> true
21:47:00 <slinky_J> thx
21:47:00 <simba> thats why you dont know anything about me
21:47:00 <simba> ;~)
21:47:00 <TokenDaRing> but if we dont matter, why do you pay any attention to this?
21:47:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:47:00 <stebie> does StrykerX matter?
21:47:00 <Picard> ahhh TokenDaRing and StrykerX the guys waiting for work for the dole to start up having a crack about simba, who actually has a job
21:47:00 <simba> StrykerX is a lot of matter
21:47:00 <simba> but we're all matter here
21:47:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: simba doesn't work
21:47:00 <slinky_J> mm now i see im lettin this get to me when i shouldnt.
21:47:00 <TokenDaRing> people who work do things like talk about their day
21:47:00 <stebie> simba does work
21:47:00 <stebie> i've stalked him before
21:47:00 <TokenDaRing> simba doesn't have a lot to talk about
21:47:00 <simba> lol Picard picks and chooses when i have an occupation to suit his nightly argument
21:47:00 <StrykerX> Purifying isn't work.
21:48:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
21:48:00 <StrykerX> And Picard is getting angry over IRC.
21:48:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:48:00 <StrykerX> It's a good night. :)
21:48:00 <slinky_J> so likes
21:48:00 <Picard> simba is a ceo of a huge company
21:48:00 <slinky_J> new assassins creed looks mad
21:48:00 <slinky_J> no more stupid swords
21:48:00 <stebie> i wouldn't say CEO
21:48:00 <slinky_J> and its more gta
21:48:00 <Serenity> you're all making my sinus pain worse
21:48:00 <Serenity> i h8 u
21:48:00 <simba> boy betta know im a c e o
21:49:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/jamieoliver/videos/vb.27994914806/10153032288989807/?type=2&theater
21:49:00 <Picard> well simba, u call the shots so id say ceo
21:49:00 <Serenity> what shots is he calling
21:49:00 <Serenity> shot to his throat maybe
21:49:00 <slinky_J> this game needs more seeders
21:49:00 <Picard> Zade
21:49:00 <simba> i start every day with a shot of cum
21:50:00 <Zade> hello Picard
21:50:00 <Serenity> lovely
21:50:00 <MrMark> cum
21:50:00 <simba> ^ topic that shit
21:50:00 <Picard> cum is good
21:50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: did you go to NZ to meet up with Matthew's kiwi boyfriend?
21:50:00 <StrykerX> Finally out of the closet simba?
21:50:00 <anonymousmoron> lol you're all nuts :)
21:50:00 <slinky_J> brb
21:50:00 <Picard> simba has been out for years
21:50:00 <simba> yea where u been
21:50:00 <nate> flu shot?
21:50:00 <StrykerX> Oh
21:50:00 <StrykerX> Right.
21:50:00 <partay> lol
21:51:00 <simba> FUCKen noob
21:51:00 <Picard> your turn now StrykerX
21:51:00 <StrykerX> You're a bit angry simba
21:51:00 <Serenity> thats what colour you are on my screen'
21:51:00 <StrykerX> "work" getting you down?
21:51:00 <stebie> wtf Serenity choose better colours D:
21:51:00 <Serenity> no way
21:51:00 <stebie> i'm blind i'm bliiiiiiind
21:51:00 <Serenity> green rules
21:51:00 <simba> i cant see any colors my scripts got wiped
21:51:00 <StrykerX> As if bright green
21:51:00 <Serenity> all half ops are green
21:51:00 <simba> StrykerX owning u doesnt mean im angry im just cold
21:52:00 <StrykerX> <simba> FUCKen noob
21:52:00 <StrykerX> I sense anger.
21:52:00 <Picard> it was a bit cold in adelaide this morning, so i was told
21:52:00 <StrykerX> So you haven't answered the question. How was work?
21:52:00 <stebie> better
21:52:00 <simba> lol what are you a sith lord
21:52:00 <simba> i sense anger through your caps lock key
21:52:00 <StrykerX> You don't work.
21:52:00 <Serenity> what did you change
21:52:00 <StrykerX> Simple as that.
21:52:00 <simba> lol
21:52:00 <Picard> StrykerX is angry
21:52:00 <stebie> Serenity, obviously your background is black
21:52:00 <stebie> lol
21:52:00 <simba> what the hell
21:53:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, he gave it a black background
21:53:00 <stebie> i changed its background to black
21:53:00 <Maurice> Mines black and I can see it
21:53:00 <Serenity> yes it is
21:53:00 <Picard> lucky he lives alone or he would belt some poor defenceless woman
21:53:00 <StrykerX> So it's readable without eye cancer.
21:53:00 <Serenity> OH
21:53:00 <simba> whats with this inferiority complex
21:53:00 <xm> oh cum all ye fifa
21:53:00 <stebie> lime on white = gtfo
21:53:00 <StrykerX> Agreed.
21:53:00 <Serenity> i just changed my bg to white
21:53:00 <Serenity> WTF
21:53:00 <Serenity> how do you do that
21:53:00 <Picard> Serenity are u a good cook?
21:53:00 <stebie> added ,1 for background of black
21:53:00 <Serenity> I am a great cook
21:54:00 <stebie> fg,bg
21:54:00 <Picard> ok
21:54:00 <Serenity> no stebie i mean
21:54:00 <simba> how can u not have a white background
21:54:00 <Serenity> how can you handle having a white bg
21:54:00 <Picard> suggestions on cooking a rack of lamb
21:54:00 <Maurice> White blinds me
21:54:00 <stebie> simba, i know right?
21:54:00 <Maurice> But I'm racist like that
21:54:00 <partay> mines black
21:54:00 <Picard> mine is white
21:54:00 <stebie> Serenity, haha, my mIRC is quite plain
21:54:00 <Picard> with black text
21:54:00 <simba> maybe its just heavy screen use that gets ur eyes used to it
21:54:00 <stebie> Picard, same
21:54:00 <MrMark> big black dildo
21:54:00 <StrykerX> I've got black text on white cause I don't know how to change it in XChat
21:54:00 <Picard> Serenity
21:54:00 <Maurice> Mines black with white text and my text is red
21:55:00 <simba> but like all your windows windows are white too surely, and that doesnt hurt your eyes does it
21:55:00 <Serenity> low heat picard and about 1 inch of water in the bottom of whatever you are cooking it in. cover the meat with foil until the last 20 mins. take the foil off and put the heat up slightly for the last 20 mins
21:55:00 <simba> everything is white
21:55:00 <Picard> water?
21:55:00 <slinky_J> hmm gonna have to call telstra later
21:55:00 <slinky_J> get them to fix my shit
21:55:00 <Serenity> yes water it stops it drying out and going tough
21:55:00 <slinky_J> 11mbps my dick.
21:55:00 <Picard> ok
21:56:00 <Doodle> i like it dry
21:56:00 <partay> Serenity knows her meat
21:56:00 <Doodle> ;)
21:56:00 <Picard> i have a large baking tray with a metal rack in it
21:56:00 <slinky_J> dry poo
21:56:00 <Doodle> no
21:56:00 <Doodle> lol
21:56:00 <Serenity> perfect picard
21:56:00 <slinky_J> how stupid was it on masterchef to have the contestents cook with a fuckin breville
21:56:00 <slinky_J> so stupid
21:56:00 <Picard> thats tomorrows dinner
21:56:00 <simba> yeah that was fucked
21:56:00 <StrykerX> Thank god work is a late start tomorrow
21:56:00 <slinky_J> ^5
21:56:00 <simba> have it recorded to watch again later
21:56:00 <StrykerX> Cbf with this 6 degree wakeup
21:56:00 <slinky_J> dishonoring the toasty maker!
21:57:00 <slinky_J> BLASPHEMY
21:57:00 <faux> Ya mums tomorrow's dinner
21:57:00 <StrykerX> Feckin winter.
21:57:00 <slinky_J> honestly who says Jaffle
21:57:00 <Picard> faux i will eat you
21:57:00 <partay> ewwwwwwwwww
21:57:00 <faux> Gross
21:57:00 <StrykerX> Picard, are you sure? She's not a teen.
21:57:00 <nate> which body part first :D
21:57:00 <partay> Picard you creepy fucker
21:57:00 <Maurice> I was more surprised that guy didn't know what a jaffle was
21:57:00 <Picard> faux issweetie
21:57:00 <faux> Teen moms
21:57:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:57:00 <Serenity> mmm jaffle
21:57:00 <slinky_J> same
21:58:00 <simba> brevilles own tho
21:58:00 <StrykerX> faux, you're a teen mum?
21:58:00 <slinky_J> that annoyed me a little
21:58:00 <simba> might make 1 TBH
21:58:00 <Picard> faux has 4 kids
21:58:00 <Maurice> Make me on too, thanks
21:58:00 <faux> Yeah man
21:58:00 <Maurice> One*
21:58:00 <Serenity> my ex used to argue that jaffles were just toasted sandwiches
21:58:00 <Serenity> THEY ARENT
21:58:00 <StrykerX> That's hot.
21:58:00 <Picard> 4 different dads
21:58:00 <Serenity> ILL JAFFLE YOUR FUCKING HEAD
21:58:00 <slinky_J> but i realised he wasnt some total stuck up hipster so i forgive him
21:58:00 <faux> Ye
21:58:00 <stebie> i hate it when Serenity yells ._.
21:58:00 <Dugnuts> wow
21:58:00 <Dugnuts> chill out Serenity
21:58:00 <Dugnuts> its just a jaffle
21:58:00 <Maurice> Imagine how her kids feel then
21:58:00 <Serenity> chris told me the other night i have more than one baby daddy and one left me while i was preggo
21:58:00 <Picard> faux killed her first husband when she was 12
21:58:00 <nate> jafflez are sealed ;L
21:59:00 <slinky_J> ye
21:59:00 <Maurice> How can he get it so wrong, Serenity
21:59:00 <stebie> Maurice, i'd like to think she takes her frustrations out on us
21:59:00 <slinky_J> ima seal u nate
21:59:00 <stebie> and feel sad in the process
21:59:00 <slinky_J> wit my tongue
21:59:00 <Serenity> i just beat ShadowLurker up
21:59:00 <Doodle> hot
21:59:00 <stebie> win win
21:59:00 <Maurice> Oh thats right, husband beater
21:59:00 <Doodle> sezz
21:59:00 <Doodle> if you're not too busy
21:59:00 <simba> im calling the police on you sarah little
21:59:00 <Serenity> khello
21:59:00 <faux> Stinks
21:59:00 <slinky_J> so i downloaded that found footage time travel movie
21:59:00 <slinky_J> lel
21:59:00 <Doodle> can you pop over a bit later and beat me up
21:59:00 <faux> lel
21:59:00 <slinky_J> extratorrent shits me
21:59:00 <StrykerX> Up or off?
21:59:00 <Serenity> OMG SIMBA SED ME NAEM WHAT EVA WILL I DEW
21:59:00 <Doodle> either
22:00:00 <Serenity> ill be over soon ;)
22:00:00 <Doodle> hopefully both
22:00:00 <Doodle> wooo
22:00:00 <Doodle> i'll get the voltaren ready
22:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: Chris says a lot about you
22:00:00 <StrykerX> Multi-tasking
22:00:00 <simba> i know your personal details through facebook hacking techniques learned through iCER
22:00:00 <Serenity> he seems to TokenDaRing
22:00:00 <Doodle> voltaren/lube
22:00:00 <Maurice> Why not go all out and use tiger balm
22:00:00 <Serenity> i like the smell of volatren gel =/
22:00:00 <Doodle> tingly
22:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: apparently I'm a drug dealer in Melbourne
22:00:00 <faux> Umahh doodle I'm telling mia
22:00:00 <Doodle> :o
22:00:00 <Doodle> /wrists
22:00:00 <faux> Lmao
22:00:00 <MrMark> lube
22:00:00 <Serenity> pfff shes crazy anyway
22:01:00 <Doodle> dont tell on me
22:01:00 <Doodle> i'll be castrated
22:01:00 <slinky_J> Vikings
22:01:00 <faux> She's sharpening her knives rn
22:01:00 <Doodle> :(
22:01:00 <Doodle> me poor balls
22:01:00 <faux> pics
22:02:00 <Doodle> you've seen them
22:02:00 <faux> More pics
22:02:00 <Doodle> ok
22:02:00 <stebie> is there an easy way to turn a woman off from wanting/having kids?
22:02:00 <Maurice> Googly eye pics
22:02:00 <faux> Woo
22:02:00 <Doodle> when sezz gets here
22:02:00 <Serenity> aye
22:02:00 <Doodle> stebie yes
22:02:00 <Doodle> leave her
22:02:00 <Serenity> show her someone elses kids
22:02:00 <stebie> lol
22:02:00 <faux> Show her Maurices birthing video
22:02:00 <Maurice> Yes stebie, shit yourself and make her clean it
22:02:00 <Maurice> Lol or that
22:02:00 <Dugnuts> maybe try a childrens ward at the hospital stebie
22:02:00 <Doodle> run
22:02:00 <Dugnuts> that might do it
22:02:00 <Doodle> far
22:02:00 <faux> Or get her on irc
22:02:00 <Doodle> away
22:02:00 <Doodle> now
22:02:00 <stebie> i know i could use Pieter as a use case
22:02:00 <Doodle> stebie
22:02:00 <simba> johnny depp + snoop dogg = johnny dogg
22:02:00 <Maurice> That reminds me, I have a pic for Doodle
22:02:00 <faux> These cunts have turned me off kids
22:02:00 <Doodle> is it tits
22:02:00 <stebie> (in my case it's my mrs)
22:02:00 <Doodle> run!
22:03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Spiderbait - Run 3.mp3 (2.55MB 128kbps Stereo 2:47)
22:03:00 <Picard> kids are cunts
22:03:00 <faux> Is that why u like boning then
22:03:00 <faux> Ok soz 2 far
22:03:00 <Doodle> stebie leave her and come shack up with me
22:03:00 <Doodle> we'll live in sin
22:03:00 <StrykerX> I wouldn't say too far, faux
22:03:00 <stebie> Doodle, done!
22:03:00 <Doodle> yay
22:03:00 <StrykerX> It's pretty accurate.
22:03:00 <Doodle> !
22:03:00 <stebie> i hear ballarat is cold
22:03:00 <stebie> ._.
22:03:00 <stebie> how's the shrinkage?
22:03:00 <faux> Accurate or not I felt gross saying it
22:03:00 <Doodle> cold as fuckery
22:04:00 <Doodle> its
22:04:00 <Doodle> bad
22:04:00 <Serenity> does your mrs want babies stebie
22:04:00 <Doodle> :(
22:04:00 <stebie> :<
22:04:00 <StrykerX> Doodle is currently inverted.
22:04:00 <Doodle> too right
22:04:00 <StrykerX> And it's not even the cold point of the night yet
22:04:00 <faux> How cold is it doodle
22:04:00 <stebie> Serenity, yeah, she's been bugging me for the last 2 years
22:04:00 <Doodle> freeze me shroom off m8
22:04:00 <Doodle> 9 or something
22:04:00 <Serenity> oh dear
22:04:00 <Doodle> get out now stebie
22:04:00 <Doodle> get out
22:04:00 <Doodle> out
22:04:00 <Serenity> spike her drinks with birth control rofl
22:04:00 <StrykerX> stebie, run.
22:04:00 <Maurice> Doodle https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11150314_10153340351460844_3106344813812525843_n.jpg?oh=25cfd6b77aa49f191d77fd480272c871&oe=55CBB64C&__gda__=1438731918_bd2dc28d24393d4e8e1a88edb510949c
22:04:00 <faux> Same here
22:04:00 <StrykerX> Fast.
22:04:00 <stebie> Serenity :O
22:04:00 <faux> We've had ballarat weather
22:04:00 <stebie> lol
22:04:00 <Doodle> lmao Maurice
22:05:00 <Maurice> I thought of you when I saw it
22:05:00 <Doodle> <3
22:05:00 <MrMark> i need to pee
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:05:00 <Doodle> all my exes are fuckin bitches
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> really
22:05:00 <TokenDaRing> MrMark: don't do a Picard and pee on yourself then
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> all of them?
22:05:00 <Doodle> every single one
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> you never had a sweet girl Doodle?
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
22:05:00 <stebie> lol Doodle
22:05:00 <Doodle> never
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> you dont know what you are missing
22:05:00 <Dugnuts> nothing better than a sweet girl
22:05:00 <Doodle> yeah ok
22:05:00 <Doodle> thanks m8
22:05:00 <Doodle> helping
22:05:00 <stebie> obviously not enough
22:05:00 <Maurice> What exactly is classed as sweet
22:06:00 <stebie> most of them have been Doodle
22:06:00 <Doodle> <3
22:06:00 <stebie> <33
22:06:00 <Doodle> i wont ask you for babies stebie
22:06:00 <Dugnuts> opposite of a bitch really
22:06:00 <StrykerX> Dugnuts, they exist?
22:06:00 <Dugnuts> yup
22:06:00 <Dugnuts> my ex was one
22:06:00 <Doodle> why is she your ex then
22:07:00 <StrykerX> I'm yet to find one.
22:07:00 <Maurice> So a doormat?
22:07:00 <StrykerX> Not doormat
22:07:00 <Dugnuts> the relationship ran its course
22:07:00 <Dugnuts> not a doormat
22:07:00 <Doodle> so she decided to bang other blokes
22:07:00 <StrykerX> Just not a bitch.
22:07:00 <Doodle> what a bitch
22:07:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice a sweet girl for them is anyone who does what shes told
22:07:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
22:07:00 <stebie> Doodle, good, because i can't give you any!
22:07:00 <Maurice> I was right then, a doormat
22:07:00 <Doodle> sounds perfect stebie
22:07:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, no, that's a slave
22:07:00 <stebie> ^____^
22:07:00 <Maurice> I can't give you any either
22:07:00 <Doodle> swing by, 3some
22:08:00 <Doodle> 4some once sezz gets here
22:08:00 <Doodle> NO
22:08:00 <stebie> yey!
22:08:00 <Doodle> PICK HER UP
22:08:00 <Maurice> She has to pick me up coz she'll be passing my house
22:08:00 <Doodle> ok whatever works
22:09:00 <Serenity> explain a sweet girl then
22:09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rick Astley - Whenever You Need Somebody.mp3 (3.61MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:56)
22:09:00 <Maurice> Your penis, hopefully
22:09:00 <Doodle> lol
22:09:00 <Doodle> hopefully
22:09:00 <Maurice> Let me flick the head and see
22:09:00 <Doodle> she'll be right
22:09:00 <Doodle> no
22:10:00 <Doodle> with your tongue maybe
22:10:00 <Maurice> On a scale of 1 to bee stings, how bad does it hurt when you flick it
22:10:00 <Doodle> like 3
22:10:00 <Doodle> 4 maybe
22:10:00 <Maurice> I really wanna try it now
22:10:00 <Doodle> its ok if you kiss it better
22:10:00 <Doodle> with the back of your throat
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> hmm, supportive, doesnt overreact
22:11:00 <Maurice> Whilst simultaneously tickling your balls with my tongue?
22:11:00 <Maurice> I dunno if I can spell that
22:11:00 <Doodle> sounds like a plan
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> likes to look after you
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> and be looked after
22:11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chef - Simultaneous.mp3 (7.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:12)
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> sweet is sweet
22:11:00 <Serenity> a stepford wife got ya
22:11:00 <Maurice> I'm that
22:11:00 <Maurice> But I'm also a bitch
22:11:00 <Serenity> no emotions. be a slave.
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> not even
22:11:00 <Doodle> what dead body mr hobbs
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> jesus
22:11:00 <simba> im a slaaaaaaaaave 4 u
22:11:00 <anonymousmoron> lol Serenity
22:12:00 <anonymousmoron> i bet they'd like that.
22:12:00 <StrykerX> Dugnuts, you should try an asian woman.
22:12:00 <StrykerX> They're apparently like that.
22:12:00 <Doodle> dont get stuck tho
22:12:00 <Maurice> But they're flavour is more bitter than sweet
22:12:00 <Maurice> Their*
22:12:00 <Maurice> Good lord
22:12:00 <Serenity> i dont think its someone elses right to tell you you're 'over reacting'
22:12:00 <Doodle> sum ting wong
22:12:00 <Serenity> your emotions dont match what i want, stop
22:12:00 <Doodle> sezz
22:12:00 <Doodle> you're overreacting
22:13:00 <Doodle> stahp
22:13:00 <Serenity> SUCK MY KNOB
22:13:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:13:00 <Dugnuts> wow, you are making it sound like im having a personal attack against you
22:13:00 <Serenity> heehee
22:13:00 <Doodle> he likes sweet girls
22:13:00 <Doodle> so do i
22:13:00 <Serenity> we'd have to know each other for it to be a personal attack on me
22:13:00 <Doodle> cos theyre terrifying in bed
22:13:00 <simba> Dugnuts is too much like whats his face Digerati
22:13:00 <Serenity> you do not you like psychos
22:13:00 <Doodle> well
22:13:00 <Doodle> i like girls so by default psychos
22:13:00 <Serenity> PLZ
22:13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:13:00 <StrykerX> Haha
22:13:00 <Serenity> ok i agree
22:14:00 <Doodle> CALL ME YOUR LITTLE SLUT
22:14:00 <Doodle> thats what sweet girls are like in bed
22:14:00 <Doodle> SPIT ON ME
22:14:00 <Doodle> etc
22:14:00 <Serenity> thats because deep down they arent sweet
22:14:00 <MrMark> penis
22:14:00 <Doodle> no shit theyre mONSTERS
22:14:00 <Doodle> M
22:14:00 <Serenity> they're just too sooky to be like that in public lol
22:14:00 <Doodle> -m
22:14:00 <Doodle> HOLD ME OUT OF A 4TH FLOOR WINDOW WHILE WE DO IT
22:14:00 <Doodle> AAAARRRGGHHGLGLGLLHLGLLH
22:14:00 <Maurice> (20:14:16) (Doodle): CALL ME YOUR LITTLE SLUT
22:14:00 <Serenity> hahahah
22:15:00 <Maurice> And thats just what Doodle says
22:15:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha Doodle
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> i havent found many girls who dont like that kind of thing
22:15:00 <StrykerX> Being hung out of the 4th floor?
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> no the dirty talk
22:15:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
22:15:00 <Serenity> better than doing a ted bundy i guess.. PRETEND TO BE DEAD AND LET ME FUCK YOU
22:16:00 <MrMark> fuck u i be back tomorrow night
22:16:00 <Doodle> pull a girls hair on the bus and youre charged with assault, pull her hair in bed and you're fkn congratulated
22:16:00 <Doodle> as long as it isnt her armpit hair
22:17:00 <Maurice> Better than doing a Jeffrey Dahmer and actually doing them when they're dead
22:17:00 <nate> just have sex on the bus?:)
22:17:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
22:17:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
22:17:00 <Doodle> ppl will see
22:17:00 <Serenity> touche Maurice
22:17:00 <Serenity> i gave a dude a wristy on the bus in high school
22:17:00 <Dugnuts> i think thats the point buddy
22:17:00 <Maurice> I heard the last time Doodle had sex on a bus he got suspended and banned from graduating
22:17:00 <Doodle> thankyou it was lovely
22:18:00 <Doodle> rofl
22:18:00 <Serenity> loool
22:18:00 <Maurice> Lol that all matched in
22:18:00 <Doodle> i've never had sex on a bus
22:18:00 <Doodle> or in one
22:18:00 <Dugnuts> but under one!
22:18:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
22:18:00 <Doodle> yee
22:18:00 <Doodle> dat tailshaft action
22:18:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
22:18:00 <Serenity> i had sex on the bonnet of a sigma..
22:18:00 <Doodle> lol
22:18:00 <Serenity> thats kind of a bus..
22:18:00 <Doodle> WHOSE SIGMA
22:18:00 <Doodle> i wonder
22:18:00 <Doodle> was it
22:18:00 <Serenity> OH I DONT KNOW
22:18:00 <Maurice> LOL
22:18:00 <Dugnuts> and the bus was working pretty well too
22:18:00 <Serenity> lol
22:18:00 <Doodle> noddy?
22:18:00 <Serenity> roflll yeah noddys
22:19:00 <Serenity> and bearears watched
22:19:00 <Doodle> filthy cunt
22:19:00 <Serenity> bigears..
22:19:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:19:00 <Doodle> mr plod will get you for that shit
22:19:00 <Maurice> I also heard the last time Dugnuts had sex on a bus it was crossing the desert with a giant high heel on the roof
22:19:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooool
22:19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.mp3 (4.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:27)
22:19:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:19:00 <Serenity> zingg
22:19:00 <stebie> lol
22:19:00 <Maurice> Speaking of poofs, wheres gir been lately
22:19:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
22:19:00 <Dugnuts> no way im that interesting
22:19:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
22:19:00 <Doodle> i've had sex heaps of times in a magna, thats almost like on a sigma
22:19:00 <Maurice> I've been to nice on the isle of greeeeeece
22:20:00 <Serenity> we're almost twins
22:20:00 <Maurice> I had sex in a hyundai :/
22:20:00 <Doodle> almost
22:20:00 <Maurice> Bit cramped
22:20:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:20:00 <Maurice> Well, not for me coz I'm short
22:20:00 <Doodle> i had sex in a few mazdas too
22:20:00 <Serenity> ive never actually had sex IN a car
22:20:00 <Doodle> some of them were mine
22:20:00 <Maurice> But the dude was 6'2
22:20:00 <stebie> same, but i'm not short
22:20:00 <Dugnuts> you know, ive still never had sex in a car
22:20:00 <stebie> D:
22:20:00 <Serenity> just on them
22:20:00 <stebie> and it was an excel
22:20:00 <Doodle> i'm 6'2
22:20:00 <Maurice> Mine was an accent, stebie
22:20:00 <Doodle> get a sunroof all my car have had them
22:20:00 <Doodle> except the one i have now
22:20:00 <stebie> wasn't my excel ^_-
22:20:00 <Serenity> i need to watch this movie now
22:20:00 <Serenity> THANKS A LOT MAURICE
22:20:00 <Maurice> NO PROBLEMO
22:21:00 <partay> Maurice youre so tiny i could just pick you up and wank myself with you
22:21:00 <stebie> Doodle, let's scissor
22:21:00 <Doodle> i had sex in a girls excel with her then drove her home in it with BAD BITCH stickers all over it
22:21:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit rude
22:21:00 <Doodle> oh stebie
22:21:00 <Maurice> But ok
22:21:00 <Doodle> then we can spoon
22:21:00 <stebie> lol Doodle
22:21:00 <Doodle> and fork
22:21:00 <Dugnuts> and knife!
22:21:00 <stebie> and then jack knife
22:21:00 <Doodle> we can do the whole kitchen drawer
22:21:00 <Dugnuts> wait
22:21:00 <Dugnuts> what are we doing
22:21:00 <stebie> :O
22:21:00 <Maurice> Break out the egg rings and spatula
22:21:00 <Doodle> hotttt
22:21:00 <stebie> Dugnuts, you're not doing anything
22:21:00 <Doodle> egg rings lol
22:21:00 <Doodle> omg
22:21:00 <stebie> you're not invited
22:21:00 <stebie> sorry
22:22:00 <partay> princess Fiona
22:22:00 <Doodle> he can wear the apron with tits on it
22:22:00 <stebie> she's an ogre
22:22:00 <stebie> hm, should've probably added quotes
22:22:00 <Doodle> onions have layers
22:22:00 <Maurice> It was Shreks fault she was an ogre
22:22:00 <Doodle> etc
22:22:00 <Maurice> Typical man having to change a woman
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
22:22:00 <stebie> no Doodle, nothing is getting in the way
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> denied
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> :(
22:22:00 <Doodle> ITS NOT OGRE TIL ITS OGRE
22:22:00 <stebie> Maurice, damn straight
22:22:00 <Maurice> LOL
22:22:00 <stebie> haha Doodle
22:23:00 <Doodle> its ok Dugnuts swing by after they go home
22:23:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:23:00 <stebie> :O~~
22:23:00 <Serenity> ok so priscilla isnt on the au netflix or the us one
22:23:00 <Dugnuts> i dont want no sloppy seconds
22:23:00 <Maurice> Doodle is copping it all over tonight
22:23:00 <Serenity> but its on the uk one?
22:23:00 <Serenity> wtf
22:23:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:23:00 <stebie> it's how they roll
22:23:00 <partay> she should have stayed in the kitchen
22:23:00 <stebie> them brits
22:23:00 <slinky_J> poor ragnar
22:23:00 <slinky_J> a beloved character
22:23:00 <slinky_J> :(
22:24:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11264863_1331220066901049_7960524855860208684_n.jpg?oh=310deb204eeaab42dea2cda3a2f1ce74&oe=560A700E&__gda__=1440033422_56c7d06d5963dc99b606ca878ae3628c
22:25:00 <partay> holy shit it's 7.5°C
22:25:00 <stebie> it's 24'c here
22:27:00 <faux> Such a beautiful day. Sun is shining brightly.
22:27:00 <faux> - Skirmish
22:28:00 <slinky_J> what a quote
22:29:00 <Serenity> AND FRIENDLY FACES BECAUSE I HAD TO BE FREE
22:29:00 <slinky_J> <Picard> http://www.skynews.com.au/news/local/adelaide/2015/01/15/five-arrested-over-adelaide-beach-rape.html
22:29:00 <slinky_J> <Picard> you?
22:29:00 <Doodle> why
22:29:00 <slinky_J> ban that fkshit
22:29:00 <Doodle> what
22:29:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:29:00 <Serenity> im watching priscilla
22:29:00 <Doodle> oh lol
22:30:00 <Doodle> has bernice left her cake out in the rain yet
22:30:00 <stebie> poor Doodle
22:30:00 <slinky_J> can you warn Picard thx.
22:30:00 <Serenity> loll noo
22:30:00 <Doodle> i must watch that movie again sometime
22:30:00 <Doodle> after i make a couch fort
22:30:00 <Doodle> since they never get used
22:30:00 <stebie> slinky_J, well, no, because we don't deal with pm or other channel related stuff
22:30:00 <stebie> HINT HINT - USE IGNORE
22:31:00 <slinky_J> to be fair when it concerns an op, ops do.
22:32:00 <stebie> ...
22:32:00 <Doodle> can you just ban me now
22:32:00 <partay> slinky_J go to bed
22:32:00 <slinky_J> I've seen it
22:32:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: Picard's been idle for half an hour
22:32:00 <stebie> i've not seen that happen, but if you have, please send me logs
22:32:00 <TokenDaRing> stop making up bullshit
22:32:00 <slinky_J> and people banned for things they've said in other rooms
22:32:00 <stebie> i'm interested
22:32:00 <stebie> and can be intrigued
22:33:00 <slinky_J> Token it's in pm like steb said
22:33:00 <stebie> Picard has been idle 30mins 9secs, signed on Thu May 14 21:24:10 2015
22:33:00 <stebie> ^ TokenDaRing is right
22:33:00 <slinky_J> gosh you're one of the most suggestable people here TokenDaRing
22:33:00 <slinky_J> yer I only noticed it then
22:33:00 <slinky_J> jesus, Spanish Inquisition much.
22:34:00 <TokenDaRing> fuckstick
22:34:00 <stebie> not sure why you're having a go at him, what he said is actually correct
22:34:00 <slinky_J> i was only asking lol
22:34:00 <slinky_J> im not having a go at TokenDaRing
22:34:00 <slinky_J> he said im making up bullshit
22:34:00 <slinky_J> are you thick?
22:34:00 <Serenity> do you know what rules?
22:34:00 <Serenity> time out bars
22:34:00 <Serenity> omg
22:34:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
22:34:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: they're good
22:34:00 <Serenity> no doodle
22:34:00 <Serenity> in me gob
22:34:00 <Doodle> weird
22:34:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:35:00 <stebie> slinky_J, instead of saying "it's in pm" you could've said "yeah i just noticed it now"
22:35:00 <stebie> because, that would make things that much clearer
22:35:00 <stebie> anyway, timing is irrelevant, because it's not in here therefore irrelevant to us
22:35:00 <slinky_J> that became obvious..
22:35:00 <Doodle> am i going to have to play fucking wilson phillips again
22:35:00 <Serenity> yes
22:36:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
22:36:00 <stebie> well, no, it did not become obvious
22:36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wilson Phillips - Release Me.mp3 (4.51MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:55)
22:36:00 <Serenity> hahah
22:36:00 <slinky_J> yer and all I said in response is I've seen ops abuse their power in here because someone does it to them or says something in another room
22:36:00 <stebie> a pm now is not the same as a pm 30, 60, 90 minutes or 2 days ago
22:36:00 <Serenity> watch pricsilla
22:36:00 <slinky_J> that's all.
22:36:00 <slinky_J> so chill
22:36:00 <Doodle> nah i might play gran turismo
22:36:00 <Doodle> do skids
22:36:00 <slinky_J> im not angry with you
22:36:00 <stebie> POWER
22:36:00 <Doodle> get called a wanker by 14 year olds online
22:36:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:36:00 <stebie> so it's like being on here
22:36:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
22:36:00 <Doodle> pretty much minus the fun
22:37:00 <stebie> but driving a car
22:37:00 <stebie> lol
22:37:00 <Serenity> ura dikhed m8
22:37:00 <Doodle> U HIT ME FKN
22:37:00 <Doodle> U WANKER
22:37:00 <Doodle> i also make sure i only drive pink cars online
22:37:00 <Doodle> just to shit them
22:37:00 <Serenity> lol
22:37:00 <Picard> slinky_J are u emotional tonight?
22:37:00 <stebie> ufagm8
22:37:00 <Doodle> dogs penis pink
22:37:00 <slinky_J> no picard
22:38:00 <Serenity> HUUS DIS POOFTA IN DA PYNK KAR
22:38:00 <Doodle> its a mercedes colour
22:38:00 <Picard> why are u crying to stebie about me?
22:38:00 <slinky_J> you're over forty and you troll me in pm about rape
22:38:00 <Picard> u condone rape?
22:38:00 <slinky_J> no
22:38:00 <simba> guys ive set up a channel for u to e-fight in called #internetufc
22:38:00 <stebie> seriously, why don't you two just ignore each other and be done with it?
22:38:00 <simba> c u in there
22:38:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
22:38:00 <slinky_J> im not fighting anything
22:38:00 <Doodle> me mix is given me hayfever m8
22:39:00 <slinky_J> why dont you shut these idiots up when they start the abuse
22:39:00 <stebie> instead of shitting on the fabulous conversation that was taking place prior
22:39:00 <slinky_J> instead of blaming me for it.
22:39:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: it was in PM
22:39:00 <stebie> gosh
22:39:00 <TokenDaRing> just /ignore
22:39:00 <slinky_J> fkn idiots
22:39:00 <slinky_J> im talking about you aswell token
22:39:00 <Picard> its in pm.
22:39:00 <stebie> slinky_J: /ignore
22:39:00 <stebie> simple
22:39:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck up
22:39:00 <simba> you could PM an op about the PM instead of all this
22:39:00 <slinky_J> for one second
22:39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
22:39:00 <slinky_J> when somebody says something in channel
22:39:00 <Doodle> ?
22:39:00 <slinky_J> and cops abuse
22:39:00 <slinky_J> thats when someone like simba usually steps in
22:40:00 <Picard> like simba? or simba?
22:40:00 <stebie> Picard didn't say anything to you in channel which made you kick up a stink
22:40:00 <slinky_J> but you cunts let it go on and on, whether or not someone is on ignore is irrelivent
22:40:00 <slinky_J> because they go on about it anyway stebie
22:40:00 <Maurice> If we can't be friends? How do we start over when the fighting never ends?
22:40:00 <slinky_J> sheesh dude uno that as well as I do
22:40:00 <Maurice> Make up and angry sex, thats how
22:40:00 <Picard> slinky_J if they are on ignore how do u know they go on about it?
22:40:00 <simba> just PM an op about shit Picard or anyone is PMing you
22:40:00 <simba> it technically has nothing to do with this channel
22:40:00 <slinky_J> ppl pm
22:40:00 <slinky_J> and mirror
22:40:00 <stebie> if you're really concerned, you can block pm messages only
22:41:00 <stebie> and still see channel messages
22:41:00 <Picard> poor joshy is emo tonight
22:41:00 <slinky_J> im not an idiot
22:41:00 <slinky_J> i know how to ignore and such
22:41:00 <TokenDaRing> so do it
22:41:00 <stebie> here's an idea... do it.
22:41:00 <slinky_J> im saying you only stop people when it suits you
22:41:00 <stebie> and stop bitching in here
22:41:00 <slinky_J> so suck a dick.
22:41:00 <Picard> stop crying, move on. im not that important
22:41:00 <slinky_J> deop urself.
22:42:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
22:42:00 <Picard> im text on a screen, get over me
22:42:00 <slinky_J> nice play
22:42:00 <simba> #internetufc
22:42:00 <Doodle> op me stebie
22:42:00 <Doodle> so i can ban myself
22:42:00 <Picard> your not in there simab
22:42:00 <Picard> simba
22:42:00 <Maurice> I would be the envy of every Ronald McDonald ever if I had these https://www.catchoftheday.com.au/event/dr-martens-footwear-for-men-women-47090/product/dr-martens-women-s-pascal-boot-poppy-red-354101/
22:42:00 <simba> yea im the divine ref
22:42:00 <stebie> <ChanOP> #melbourne is in OpRestrict mode. You may not op Doodle here
22:42:00 <Picard> see u in there simba
22:42:00 <stebie> ._.
22:43:00 <Doodle> aw
22:43:00 <simba> wb psYbR u rock
22:43:00 <Doodle> poo
22:44:00 <stebie> ChanOP says: NO OPS FOR YOU
22:44:00 <Doodle> come back 1 year
22:44:00 <stebie> haha
22:44:00 <psYbR> i know simba no need to tell me
22:44:00 <psYbR> ur alrite
22:44:00 <simba> fine
22:44:00 <Doodle> omg gasm
22:44:00 <stebie> lol
22:44:00 <partay> Maurice id tap you while you were wearing those boots
22:44:00 <Doodle> looool
22:44:00 <psYbR> lol ok
22:45:00 <stebie> Dan did it best
22:45:00 <Doodle> my poor little ring
22:45:00 <Serenity> you can thank longie for that one
22:45:00 <psYbR> you broke chanop
22:45:00 <simba> get in line partay
22:45:00 <Serenity> yeah stebie this is his script
22:45:00 <stebie> no bot flood restrictions :P
22:45:00 <Serenity> cept i dont have the opper permissions that stop me flooding services lol
22:45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Robbie Nevil - C'est La Vie.mp3 (5.42MB 192kbps Stereo 3:56)
22:45:00 <stebie> haha yeah
22:46:00 <Serenity> Maurice those boots are hideous
22:46:00 <Picard> http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/ss/slideshow-genital-herpes <--- TokenDaRing u should get that looked at
22:46:00 <Doodle> :/
22:47:00 <Maurice> I like em
22:47:00 <Doodle> my new wallpaper
22:47:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE IS HIDEOUS
22:47:00 <psYbR> nice selfie Picard
22:47:00 <Maurice> Dr Marten Dr Marten Dr Martens boooots
22:47:00 <Doodle> dr martens boots of the world
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> young ones
22:47:00 <Doodle> best
22:48:00 <simba> and stay out
22:48:00 <Serenity> i have a silver pair of docs
22:48:00 <Doodle> put the ginger mode on
22:48:00 <Doodle> +G
22:48:00 <simba> i need new shoes like
22:48:00 <simba> what do u do
22:48:00 <Doodle> i have 2 pairs of docs
22:48:00 <Maurice> I have tarten docs
22:48:00 <Doodle> winner
22:48:00 <Doodle> i had tartan laces in mine
22:48:00 <Serenity> i just had a flash back to 2008
22:49:00 <Maurice> And black docs, and blue sandals
22:49:00 <Doodle> when i was like 16
22:49:00 <simba> theyre massive tho
22:49:00 <Doodle> mine are, theyre 10ups
22:49:00 <Maurice> I have white, purple, red and yellow laces
22:49:00 <Maurice> I just can't find them
22:49:00 <Doodle> cos 8ups on me are longer than they are tall
22:49:00 <Doodle> lol
22:49:00 <Doodle> fu
22:49:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:49:00 <Doodle> :o
22:50:00 <simba> haha wow ---- neat trick
22:50:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:50:00 <psYbR> sez can you show me top shelf booby pls? im in the mood for it and you always deliver
22:51:00 <ShadowLurker> good evening customer we would like to remind you it is 10 minutes until closing time
22:51:00 <Doodle> i have sezz boobs on my mobile
22:51:00 <Doodle> titsapp
22:51:00 <ShadowLurker> could you please finalize your purchases
22:51:00 <Serenity> i havent looked at boobs for ages hey
22:51:00 <Serenity> like... weeks
22:51:00 <stebie> they may feel neglected
22:51:00 <stebie> let rob look again
22:52:00 <Doodle> :D
22:52:00 <ShadowLurker> doit now
22:52:00 <ShadowLurker> send me some
22:52:00 <Doodle> sezz's bra is all FUCK OFF I'M FULL
22:52:00 <psYbR> ill do the honors http://youngnudegirl.info/PerfectGirl/Nude-young-babes-in-Blonde-excited-girl-with-perfect-tits-hot-body.jpg
22:52:00 <Serenity> ROFL ROB
22:52:00 <partay> this is what id do to Maurice... http://www.damplips.com/?p=17552
22:52:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:53:00 <Serenity> lemme see what sg has
22:53:00 <Doodle> haha
22:53:00 <ShadowLurker> blonde fail
22:53:00 <stebie> damp...lips?
22:53:00 <Doodle> ok i'm going to play video games before you all distract me with breasts
22:53:00 <Doodle> priorities
22:53:00 <Doodle> bblzz
22:53:00 <ShadowLurker> gaaaay
22:53:00 <stebie> lol byebye
22:53:00 <psYbR> http://i.imgur.com/6JvC5.jpg
22:53:00 <partay> anyway...
22:54:00 <Serenity> ok sg wont load
22:54:00 <ShadowLurker> baww
22:55:00 <Serenity> ill grab one from my personal collection
22:55:00 <Serenity> haha
22:55:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/pk3KPBB.jpg
22:55:00 <ShadowLurker> hot damn
22:55:00 <psYbR> they'd be crunchy to suck on
22:55:00 <ShadowLurker> theyd be delicious
22:56:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/BMha51r.jpg
22:56:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
22:57:00 <Serenity> wot
22:57:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/J3d9QCn.jpg
22:57:00 <psYbR> http://www.rhinosgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/perfect_pussy1.jpg
22:57:00 <psYbR> :3
22:57:00 <ShadowLurker> reow
22:57:00 <psYbR> aw nice ink
22:58:00 <psYbR> my URLs arent subtle enough :d
22:58:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/vfUTdMa.jpg
22:59:00 <Serenity> jeez no need to leave
23:17:00 <Serenity> this movie rules
23:22:00 <faux> Uhhjjjj
23:22:00 <faux> This episode of criminal minds is sick
23:22:00 <faux> They're kidnapping kids and selling them to serial killers
23:22:00 <faux> :'(
23:22:00 <Serenity> =/
23:22:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
23:22:00 <faux> They bid on the kids onoine
23:22:00 <faux> Online
23:26:00 <xm> paypal?
23:27:00 <Serenity> xm.
23:27:00 <couleurs> eboy :)
23:30:00 <faux> Yay
23:31:00 <faux> They caught the sickos
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> it sounds ridiculous
23:31:00 <faux> What does
23:31:00 <slinky_J> this nicarette gum burns
23:31:00 <xm> there was a scene like that in Taken
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> the idea of selling kids to serial killers
23:32:00 <faux> Yeah its like hostel but with kids
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> I've become obsessed with cities skylines
23:33:00 <slinky_J> what's this fox? a movie or tv show?
23:34:00 <faux> Criminal minds
23:34:00 <Serenity> the thing is TheRiddler its something that really could happen. it already happens with pedos
23:34:00 <faux> Newest ep
23:35:00 <Serenity> they kidnap children for pedophile rings
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I know about the pedophile ones
23:36:00 <Maurice> John Wayne Gacy
23:36:00 <faux> Oh Jennifer love Hewitt is leaving
23:36:00 <faux> O noes
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> the show?
23:36:00 <faux> No the country
23:36:00 <faux> Lol
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> she's still hot
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:36:00 <Serenity> oh ffs Maurice i watched a movie called gacy house
23:36:00 <Serenity> worse movie ever
23:37:00 <faux> She's preggers in the show idk if she's preggrss irls
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> she needs to wear glasses all the time
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> hot
23:37:00 <xm> lol
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:37:00 <faux> You're sick
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> atleast I'm not a pedo serial killer :p
23:37:00 <faux> That we know of
23:38:00 <faux> K time to sleep
23:38:00 <faux> Goodnight loves :*
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
23:38:00 <xm> nite faux
23:38:00 <Maurice> faux, I googled
23:38:00 <Maurice> She is knocked up
23:41:00 <slinky_J> oh criminal minds, i keep missing the show
23:41:00 <slinky_J> the black guy is the best
23:41:00 <slinky_J> oh n since paget brewster left the geek girl is the best chick
23:45:00 <slinky_J> hah net drops from 19mbps to 7mbps then wowo
23:46:00 <slinky_J> owells almost 50% Thief dl guess it'll go back up when that's done.
23:47:00 <Serenity> WHERES DOODLE
23:48:00 <Serenity> BERNICE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE HER CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN
23:48:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:52:00 <slinky_J> Doodling.
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