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01:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> mmmm,m ... mmmm.m
01:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> coffeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <bell> what did u get from drive through?
03:00 <bell> i had dinner 2 samosas and a ceasar salad
04:00 <British^Meat> $3 hungry jacks
04:00 <bell> caesar
04:00 <British^Meat> im a non drive thru kinda guy
04:00 <bell> 3 dikkkas u buy?
04:00 <bell> im with you British^Meat i like a sit down experience
04:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i like to eat fish
04:00 <British^Meat> well its not that...
04:00 <British^Meat> i dont ususally eat where i buy
05:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i got 2 whoppers with cheese
05:00 <British^Meat> sometimes its just quicker to go in
05:00 <bell> alienated fillet o fish?
05:00 <Dugnuts> who wants to play a drinking game
05:00 <British^Meat> have that personal experience
05:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i have 3 beers
05:00 <bell> yes have that real experience
05:00 <bell> of fine dining
05:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> me
05:00 <Dugnuts> alright
05:00 <bell> i have 4
05:00 <Dugnuts> any ideas for the game?
05:00 <bell> 4 and half
05:00 <bell> 5 and half maybe
05:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ahh
06:00 <bell> you drink you say slut then you fuck one
06:00 <bell> or become one
07:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> horny much?
07:00 <Dugnuts> ?
07:00 <Dugnuts> do you have a slut you can just fuck at a moments notice?
07:00 <Dugnuts> i havent had one of those since i was 23
07:00 <bell> i wish
08:00 <bell> hard to find now days
08:00 <bell> miss being teen
08:00 <Dugnuts> how old are you?
08:00 <bell> 27 u?
08:00 <Dugnuts> dude
08:00 <Dugnuts> you are 27
08:00 <Dugnuts> when i was 27, i had a gf and 2 other girls who would suck my dick whenever i wanted
08:00 <bell> nah its all marriage and kids in my world
08:00 <Dugnuts> oh
08:00 <Dugnuts> married
08:00 <bell> i wish
08:00 <Dugnuts> thats different
08:00 <bell> im not married no
09:00 <bell> LOL
09:00 <bell> no way
09:00 <Dugnuts> ...
09:00 <Dugnuts> go to the gym for 6 months
09:00 <bell> i mean the types i deal with are all career or marriage
09:00 <Dugnuts> it will be girls sucking your dicks
09:00 <Dugnuts> man
09:00 <Dugnuts> im 32
09:00 <Dugnuts> trust me
09:00 <bell> ohh not old at all
09:00 <Dugnuts> life doesnt start sucking until you get above 30
09:00 <bell> even ur age my friends same thing
09:00 <Dugnuts> i used to think it sucked in my 20s
09:00 <Dugnuts> but man
09:00 <Dugnuts> i had no idea
09:00 <bell> clubs u cant do it
10:00 <bell> maybe in melb because they are good 
10:00 <bell> not here
10:00 <\romeo\aLiEn> d.r.u.n.k.
10:00 <Dugnuts> i was in perth until 4 months ago
12:00 <\romeo\aLiEn> i bought a cd today
12:00 <\romeo\aLiEn> listened to it 
14:00 <bell> perth is good
14:00 <bell> lots of sluts
14:00 <Dugnuts> where are you bell
14:00 <bell> syd
14:00 <\romeo\aLiEn> drugs are better than sluts
14:00 <Dugnuts> dude
14:00 <bell> different type you must travel west
14:00 <British^Meat> was it a good cd
14:00 <bell> but they good
14:00 <\romeo\aLiEn> yeps
14:00 <British^Meat> that you listened to?
14:00 <bell> romeo drugs good
15:00 <\romeo\aLiEn> Foo fighters greatest hits
15:00 <British^Meat> oh i see
15:00 <bell> eh foo fighters
15:00 <British^Meat> yer
15:00 <British^Meat> a bit eh
15:00 <bell> i like that emo song they did
15:00 <British^Meat> everything after the colour and the shape
15:00 <bell> everlong
15:00 <bell> that one
18:00 <bell> https://information2share.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/list-of-worthwhile-dos-games.jpg
20:00 <bell> https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=94&v=mQvLywPv8pM
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29:00 <doctor> wheres b1 these days?
29:00 <bell> drunk?
29:00 <TheRiddler> he
30:00 <TheRiddler> was tied up and abandoned
30:00 <TheRiddler> however spelt lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
30:00 <nerdygirl> heya
30:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
30:00 <nerdygirl> very well
31:00 <TheRiddler> cool
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Evening people !
34:00 <bell> hahahaha
34:00 <bell> tied up?
42:00 <TheRiddler> he's into the bdsm
44:00 <bell> is he?
45:00 <bell> why are people into that?
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I don't get it
48:00 <bell> almost like wanting pain
48:00 <bell> or bringing up child abuse
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> That hot wax
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Candle shit
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> No thanks :-/
52:00 <Serenity> those candles they use burn at a lower temp, they dont burn like normal candle wax
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahhhh
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> So like trick candles
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not really so hot was
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wax I mean
55:00 <Serenity> its warm enough to prick up your nerv endings but not hot enough to burn
55:00 <Serenity> good candles to use if you have children in the house too. just in case
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Makes sense
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah true
56:00 <Serenity> hows everyones friday
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ehh
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cold
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm over winter already
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bring on spring
03:00 <Serenity> ooo i love winter
05:00 <bell> its not a trick candle
05:00 <bell> that lie
05:00 <bell> the wax will be wax and if wax hurt you then you bdsm
06:00 <Dugnuts> its not even winter yet
06:00 <bell> its summer
06:00 <Dugnuts> harden the fuck up princess
06:00 <bell> Dugnuts its not even cold lol
06:00 <Dugnuts> why are you telling me?
07:00 <bell> because superfunhappyslide likes the cold
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> I need thermal underwear
07:00 <bell> you know if you put ur penis on a cold block it can freeze
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
07:00 <Serenity> lol like old people clothes
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Someone try it
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
07:00 <bell> can you buy a thermal underwear?
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Knitted best
07:00 <bell> that is real
08:00 <Serenity> yes
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Vest
08:00 <bell> like microwave cocks
08:00 <bell> i have a few thermal singlets but thats not really good
09:00 <Serenity> aw
09:00 <Serenity> shes fun
09:00 <bell> wgoi fun?
12:00 <bell> are 20's a time to drink?
12:00 <bell> and 30's a time to reflect?
24:00 <bell> so whos up for a fucking big night of cocks and rocks?
24:00 <Dugnuts> heh
25:00 <bell> why do people bother joining austnet anymore to just idle?
25:00 <bell> its a chat room!
25:00 <Dugnuts> chill out man
26:00 <bell> why does youtube history show stuff u never watched?
28:00 <Zade> hello bell
29:00 <bell> hi Zade
29:00 <bell> you still awake?
29:00 <Zade> yeah
30:00 <bell> what u doing?
30:00 <bell> what do you think about the current state of austnet?
31:00 <Zade> its pretty quiet
37:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVfGZImxJFk
37:00 <simba> best interview of all time
38:00 <Bonny> pliv why do you bother connecting to Austnet if it's so shit?
44:00 <simba> faux enjoys an ice cold brewery fresh carlton draught
46:00 <bell> its really quiet
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> It is
46:00 <bell> nothing to do Zade
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe people sleeping
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> With comps on
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Boh
06:00 <bell> hi fawks
06:00 <bell> faux was it?
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what's going on here
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> kristy45homo
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ;
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> )
32:00 <bell> bit nycg
32:00 <bell> its her problem
32:00 <British^Meat> just cum
32:00 <bell> kristy21bi is a slut
33:00 <bell> katatonic_kate01 a klesbiabn
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> kk is cool
37:00 <bell> myabe cool but lesbian
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> type englsh or die
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> woops
38:00 <Bonny> and there's a problem with lesbians? just cos they don't wanna fuck you.. rejection can be hard to accept sometimes I guess
40:00 <bell> lol
40:00 <bell> you trying to tell us something???
40:00 <Bonny> nup..
41:00 <Bonny> but if you wanna take it that way I don't give a fuck
42:00 <bell> take what?
42:00 <Bonny> what I said
42:00 <bell> what?
42:00 <Bonny> do you understand english?
42:00 <bell> if someones gay?
42:00 <bell> I do but you should speak it better
42:00 <Bonny> you're assuming I'm a lesbian cos I'm sticking up for them
43:00 <Bonny> I speak it well thanks..
43:00 <bell> how does me being a point of view mean a lesbian wont sex me?
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bell
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> die
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fag
43:00 <Bonny> well you must have that point of view for a reason
43:00 <bell> not at all
43:00 <Bonny> well that's what you say.. :)
44:00 <Dugnuts> wow
44:00 <Dugnuts> hi bonnyh
44:00 <Dugnuts> Bonny
44:00 <Dugnuts> even
44:00 <Dugnuts> nice to meet you
44:00 <Bonny> hello
44:00 <Dugnuts> im reticent to ask
44:00 <Dugnuts> but have we talked before?
44:00 <Bonny> nup
44:00 <Dugnuts> your nick is familiar
44:00 <Dugnuts> oh good
44:00 <Bonny> I don't talk much
44:00 <Dugnuts> im hopeless at names
44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> DHS has eyes on Bonny
44:00 <Bonny> I usually use the /zline command
44:00 <Dugnuts> glad to know i didnt forget someone else
45:00 <Bonny> lol
45:00 <bell> yeh u usually use /zlimne
45:00 <bell> no life no nothing
45:00 <bell> friday night wanting to zline ppl on a dead server u have completed life 101
46:00 <Bonny> yup sure do
46:00 <bell> lol its sad u agree
47:00 <Serenity> thank god
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if only you could zline people in real life
47:00 <Maurice> I'LL POST YOUR KIDS, BITCH
47:00 <Bonny> lol
47:00 <Serenity> it would be handy
47:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP NICKY WEBSTER
47:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <Serenity> wait thats not right...
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <Serenity> om
48:00 <Bonny> at least he knows who zlines him now lol
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that'l learn him
50:00 <Serenity> maybe he'll post pics of your kids instead ...
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <MrMark> hello im an alcoholic!!im sorry'
51:00 <Bonny> what kids? lol
51:00 <Bonny> I don't have any
51:00 <Serenity> yeah but thats how sure of himself he is
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I have a dog
51:00 <Serenity> hed come on boasting hes gonna show everyone you kids even if you have none lol
51:00 <Bonny> he prolly find some and say they're mine lol
51:00 <Maurice> I have a dog my neighbour is trying to steal
51:00 <Maurice> My husband is considering it
51:00 <Maurice> I am not
52:00 <Serenity> aw sif steal doc
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that was unclear
53:00 <Maurice> He told me face to face tonight 'if you ever move and don't have room, I'll take him'
53:00 <Maurice> I'm like 'uwot m8'
53:00 <Maurice> FUCK OFF
53:00 <Maurice> The dog is too lazy to need room
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> this is going to kill me
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what exactly is your husband considering
54:00 <Maurice> Giving my dog away
54:00 <Maurice> Keep up
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no not doggy!
56:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
56:00 <Dugnuts> give up the pooch
56:00 <Dugnuts> your neighbour prolly needs the love
56:00 <Bonny> here comes screwss
56:00 <Maurice> NO
56:00 <Maurice> My neighbour has a woman and 3 kids, he can get his own fucking dog
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> anyone who doesn't like dogs deserves to die of cancer
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or aids
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> maybe both
57:00 <Maurice> I wish you had both
57:00 <Bonny> so my mum should die of cancer cos she doesn't like animals?
57:00 <Maurice> What a ridic thing to say
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and i got there first
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> aidscancer it is for you
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> b
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Bonny
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> aidscancer
58:00 <Maurice> Now I need a smoke
59:00 <Bonny> lol
59:00 <Bonny> 28th May will be 2 years I quit ciggies
59:00 <Serenity> i dont like dogs
59:00 <Bonny> I'm a cat person
59:00 <Maurice> I'm a cat person over dogs
59:00 <Serenity> me too
59:00 <Bonny> dogs are too much maintenance
59:00 <Maurice> But you have to admit, my dog is pretty awes
59:00 <Serenity> i wish i had all the cats
59:00 <Maurice> You just have to point and he fucks off
00:00 <Bonny> lol
00:00 <Maurice> All our neighbours want him, coz he's better than whatever they have
00:00 <Serenity> o/
00:00 <Maurice> ¯\(°_o)/¯
00:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Maurice> SEZZ have you seen the monopoly in Big W? You go around the board buying companies, the pieces you used are a happy meal box, xbox controller, beats headphones and other new fangled shit
01:00 <Maurice> Oh and a coca cola bottle
01:00 <Serenity> haha no!
01:00 <Maurice> It's only like, 38 bucks
02:00 <Maurice> http://www.polygon.com/2013/7/26/4560088/monopoly-empire-xbox-ea
02:00 <Maurice> Thats similar
03:00 <Serenity> heh cool
57:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn you all
57:00 <Dugnuts> i am so bored
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> meh
01:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
14:00 <Lumeah> Morning zaim
20:00 <zaim> morning
20:00 <zaim> why u up nso early
21:00 <Lumeah> Cuz i usally get up at 5:30 
31:00 <zaim> even on weekends
22:00 <Lumeah> Yeah. 
22:00 <Lumeah> Can't help it
06:00 <Dugnuts> morning uglies
08:00 <nomroflcaek> good afternoon lovely person?
09:00 <Dugnuts> which part are you asking about?
09:00 <nomroflcaek> you calling everyone ugly :)
10:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really mean it
10:00 <Dugnuts> just have to have something to say when i first come in
10:00 <Dugnuts> you know
10:00 <nomroflcaek> lol i do
11:00 <nomroflcaek> i was just playing as well :)
13:00 <Dugnuts> you dont really think im a lovely person?
13:00 <Dugnuts> well darn
14:00 <nomroflcaek> sorry. how will you ever go on?
15:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think i can
16:00 <nomroflcaek> mm.. completely understandable
17:00 <faux> Dugnuts were you high last Nigg 
17:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
17:00 <faux> Night
17:00 <Dugnuts> just drunk as a skunk
17:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
17:00 <Dugnuts> :P
17:00 <faux> I woke up and read your pm and was confused 
17:00 <faux> Lol
17:00 <Dugnuts> oh well good
18:00 <faux> No one calls me fox but slinky j
18:00 <faux> If that clears it ip 
18:00 <faux> Up
18:00 <Dugnuts> well i dunno
18:00 <Dugnuts> you have faux which is false
18:00 <Dugnuts> and fawks
18:00 <Dugnuts> and i dunno
18:00 <faux> Ones laptop ones phone 
18:00 <Dugnuts> ah
19:00 <faux> Fawks is just the phonetic pronunciation of faux
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <Dugnuts> no way
19:00 <Dugnuts> faux is pronounced foe
20:00 <faux> I mean the literal
20:00 <British^Meat> fo net icks
20:00 <faux> If you don't know french 
20:00 <faux> You'd say forks
20:00 <faux> Fuck
20:00 <faux> Why am I explaining this
20:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <Dugnuts> hahha
26:00 <faux> What the fucking dick
26:00 <faux> Just got my elec bill
26:00 <faux> It's so high again
26:00 <faux> Fffffffffff
28:00 <Dugnuts> running your industrial strength vibrator too much huh?
51:00 <simba> Dugnuts is hilarious lol
54:00 <faux> Uhh
54:00 <nate> hes nutz!
54:00 <Dugnuts> well i was trying to be
54:00 <faux> There's a lady outside calling her kid a fat spoilt brat
54:00 <Dugnuts> but everyone went quiet
54:00 <Dugnuts> so i figured i wasnt
54:00 <faux> The kids like 5
55:00 <faux> I wanna throw a can of asparagus at her
56:00 <mr_ducati> faux can i put my tongue in your ass again?
56:00 <nate> mr_ducati has a fat spoilt tongue
56:00 <mr_ducati> fat spoilt?
01:00 <simba> is she obese?
05:00 <faux> Is who obese 
06:00 <faux> The lady or the kid
07:00 <nate> was the pot calling the kettle fat?
18:00 <Shadowgate> kettle fart
43:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
51:00 <TheRiddler> bunch of steam games on sale at humble bundle
53:00 <TheRiddler> 75% off
55:00 <Whaaaoo> TheRiddler, you fondle yourself a lot bro
08:00 <slinky_J> red rooster tato n gravy a nom nom
08:00 <TheRiddler> their gravy is better than kfc's
08:00 <Whaaaoo> slinky_J likes a taco and gravy in the backside
08:00 <slinky_J> agreed
09:00 <slinky_J> I'll only say yes to that because I don't know what it is and might enjoy it.
34:00 <simba> Shadowgate joined the room hes hilarious lol (not fuck off Shadowgate)
35:00 <Shadowgate> i joined lol
36:00 <slinky_J> thank you Whaaaoo for the sex ual invition in pm but im simply not interested.
36:00 <simba> gy
39:00 <Whaaaoo> slinky_J shut yer whining
40:00 <slinky_J> now now!
40:00 <slinky_J> surely you will find the right man for you
41:00 <Whaaaoo> i did yer mum
42:00 <slinky_J> oh deary me it seems you have me confused with a school boy
42:00 <slinky_J> so, so offended
43:00 <Whaaaoo> shes man enough fer me
45:00 <slinky_J> <Whaaaoo> yer mum grunts like a pig wid a cock in her ass
45:00 <slinky_J> charming
47:00 <TheRon> somebody needs some nude chicks
56:00 <TheRon> whoa whao listen to the music
57:00 <doctor> the music speaks to me
01:00 <stompin> ya mummmas tits r on fire
03:00 <doctor> dancing imams pave way for world peace with love, tolerance and sanitary eating habits
05:00 <TheRon> hey jude, don't it bad, take a sad song and make it better
07:00 <Shadowgate> doctor kills people of laughter
10:00 <TheRon> won't you stay! just a little bit longer
15:00 <stompin> oh fuck yer my torrents donwloade
24:00 <TheRon> jenny/ 867 5309
29:00 <doctor> the world will certainly be at peace if we were all to die of laughter; as we'd all be dead
41:00 <TheRon> JET!
55:00 <British^Meat> Shadowgate bores ppl and scares them when he goes mental of laughter
05:00 <TheRiddler> oh noes
05:00 <TheRiddler>  what has happened
06:00 <TheRiddler> dogs must of got shooked up with smith going down
07:00 <TheRon> north has gone bang
25:00 <StrykerX> Kangaroos own Richmond by 35 points
25:00 <StrykerX> Time to troll Richmond supporters on FB.
25:00 <StrykerX> :')
26:00 <TheRon> is picard here?
26:00 <Doodle> missed 420
26:00 <Doodle> i blame TheRon
26:00 <StrykerX> Picard is in Melbourne somewhere, prolly blowing a bouncer for entry to the local RSL.
26:00 <TheRon> and i blame you those lazy layabouts on the mudfields
27:00 <Doodle> lol who
27:00 <TheRon> ever seen the olden days?
27:00 <Doodle> only my childhood
30:00 <TheRiddler> :(
31:00 <TheRon> the bulldogs are my second favourite team
35:00 <TheRiddler> they're cooked
38:00 <TheRiddler> we lost :(
43:00 <TheRiddler> damn
54:00 <TheRon> oh oh oh he's a working class man
54:00 <mr_ducati> ur a dole bludger
55:00 <mr_ducati> on the piss
55:00 <bromellite> Hmmmmm.
58:00 <bromellite> Damn it's quiet these days.
59:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
59:00 <TheRon> i tried
13:00 <TheRon> something so strong
13:00 <TheRon> could carry us away
13:00 <TheRon> something so strong could carry us today
23:00 <gdrc> hello guys
23:00 <TheRon> oh harrow
25:00 <TheRon> i can't i can't i can't i can't stand losing you
25:00 <gdrc> TheRon: are you high?
25:00 <TheRon> beer
26:00 <TheRon> are you?
26:00 <gdrc> milk
26:00 <gdrc> and shaked eggs
26:00 <Shadowgate> gdrc drink vb
27:00 <Shadowgate> like me please
27:00 <TheRon> gdrc: you're gonna have to put some alcohol in that or get out!
28:00 <gdrc> Shadowgate: http://s3.burpple.com/foods/df8d6a41631c84e5d2963133_original.?1395743807 with milk
29:00 <TheRon> go gws
37:00 <TheRon> how about those pies
38:00 <Doodle> delicious
38:00 <TheRon> as bruse would say
38:00 <TheRon> bruce
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> the only good thing with presto I can see is the all the classic movies
44:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot more of the classic ones
44:00 <TheRiddler> like 3 men and a baby
44:00 <TheRon> top gun?
45:00 <TheRon> short circuit and short circuit 2?
45:00 <TheRiddler> I'll look
45:00 <TheRon> i might watch passion of the christ tonight
45:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: sounds like a sick porno man
45:00 <TheRon> it basically is
46:00 <TheRiddler> it's got hot shots
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <TheRon> like 8mm only with christ
46:00 <TheRon> if i can talk about the cats last night, we were fucking awesome
49:00 <TheRon> melbourne victory shit it in
52:00 <TheRon> gonna make potato and leek soup tomorrow
53:00 <TheRon> leek potato bacon and chicken stock
53:00 <amsy> sounds alright
55:00 <amsy> might make some sausage rolls this weekend 
55:00 <TheRon> is that code in norway?
55:00 <TheRon> :)
58:00 <TheRon> i threw away roast lamb bones, can they be used for soup?
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDIaHL9RpqM
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59:00 <amsy> no i mean im craving sausage rolls so i will make some 
59:00 <amsy> probably
02:00 <TheRon> last nights chilli tasted awesome just needed more chilli
03:00 <MrMark> little fuckin river fuckin band!!
03:00 <TheRon> i think they're still touring
03:00 <TheRon> it's been raining for so long
04:00 <TheRon> don't you go out in the rain
04:00 <TheRon> don't go out in the pouring rain
05:00 <MrMark> Dragon
05:00 <MrMark> legendary song!
05:00 <TheRon> yes!
05:00 <MrMark> but TheRon.....are you old enough?
05:00 <TheRon> who was your favourite hunter?
05:00 <TheRon> it's a nice to start again
05:00 <amsy> mooooore chilli!
05:00 <TheRon> it's a nice day for a white wedding
06:00 <TheRon> those were our young years
06:00 <TheRon> jamie oliver's chilli
07:00 <TheRon> did you know dragon were kiwi?
07:00 <TheRon> they eat chilli in norway??
08:00 <MrMark> no
08:00 <TheRon> serious?
08:00 <MrMark> nah adopted aussies
08:00 <MrMark> like Russell
08:00 <MrMark> and Sam Neil
09:00 <TheRon> they all spent time in a transit lounge somewhere
09:00 <MrMark> and Neil Finn
09:00 <MrMark> if there successfull they are aussie lol
09:00 <TheRon> tim?
09:00 <MrMark> maybe Tim as well
09:00 <TheRon> lorde?
09:00 <MrMark> nah not her
09:00 <TheRon> all is quiet on new years day
09:00 <faux> Yeah but it's called chjilileptaken
09:00 <TheRon> nice?
09:00 <faux> Totes!
10:00 <TheRon> i don't think she's toured oz yet
10:00 <TheRon> can't be called aussie
10:00 <MrMark> dont like her
10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRLZWhbpsY
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10:00 <TheRon> dragons win?
10:00 <faux> Wash it down with some wjaterbårt and you're set 
10:00 <faux> We play monday
11:00 <TheRon> too early?
11:00 <amsy> lmao
11:00 <TheRon> go storm
12:00 <TheRon> more beer?
12:00 <MrMark> yes
12:00 <MrMark> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
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12:00 <TheRon> i scraped some seeds out of a chilli yesterdat using my thumb, now it's burning a bit
13:00 <Dugnuts> MWAHAHAHAHA
13:00 <MrMark> TheRon my post is one of my all time favs
14:00 <faux> Don't you wash your hands
15:00 <TheRon> my browser is fucking up what song is it?
15:00 <TheRon> yeah
16:00 <TheRon> i'm playing screaming jets - better
16:00 <MrMark> Queen....Who Wants to Live Foreever
16:00 <TheRon> must've got some right under the nail
17:00 <TheRon> i love better
18:00 <TheRon> made chilli for tea MrMark 
18:00 <TheRon> carn gws
19:00 <TISK> hi
20:00 <TheRon> when the river runs dry, you will return to the scene of the crime
20:00 <TheRon> gws 62 hawks 62
22:00 <Serenity> lol buy..
23:00 <faux> Hed be worth like 50 cents
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujdbZ1csng
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24:00 <TheRon> can we hoot him like 50 cent?
24:00 <TheRon> shoot
24:00 <TheRon> he'd at least be worth tree fiddy
25:00 <Lumeah> What's stuffs
25:00 <TheRon> beer sport and boobs
26:00 <Lumeah> Ahhh i see
26:00 <Lumeah> Ill just have the beer thanks 
26:00 <TheRon> i made chilli
26:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh hot 
26:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
27:00 <Lumeah> Nice one 
27:00 <TheRon> a chilli isn't a chilli unless it burns at both ends
28:00 <Lumeah> Eww
29:00 <Lumeah> You like the other end burning huh
29:00 <Lumeah> ?... 
29:00 <TheRon> i like it hot
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgukduYJZ44
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29:00 <TheRon> fave oils song
29:00 <TheRon> gary ablett?
30:00 <partay> the fucking ron
30:00 <TheRon> are we allowed to have one chris?
30:00 <Serenity> yes just no that chris
31:00 <Lumeah> Beds are burning? 
31:00 <TheRon> short memory
31:00 <TheRon> no homers
32:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <TheRon> short memory must have a
33:00 <TheRon> everybody's got a humgry heart
34:00 <TheRon> what do we think of the weekly on abc?
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0
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35:00 <partay> TheRon how joyous was it that collingwood got flogged
35:00 <TheRon> as a rabid geelong supporter it was awesome
36:00 <TheRon> even joffa knew to stay away
36:00 <TheRon> he was at the soccer
36:00 <partay> id rather masturbate with a cheese grater than see collingwood win a game 
37:00 <TheRon> it's friday i'm in love
37:00 <TokenDaRing> partay: picard is a collingwood supporter I bet
37:00 <partay> he would be 
37:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have sex with a syphilitic warthog than see collingwood win 
37:00 <TheRon> picard is richmond
37:00 <nate> hmm pork n cheeze
39:00 <TheRon> shiny happy people holding hands
39:00 <Shadowgate> TheRon is funny lol
39:00 <TheRon> i'm fucking hilarious
39:00 <Shadowgate> The Ron you drink vb?
40:00 <TheRon> sometimes
40:00 <Shadowgate> best beer
40:00 <Shadowgate> im blind lol
41:00 <TheRon> little creatures?
42:00 <TheRon> REM - drive
48:00 <StrykerX> Nikky
48:00 <StrykerX> Ready for mothers day?
48:00 <Nikky`> StrykerX - ready and done 
48:00 <Nikky`> Just got back from mums
48:00 <StrykerX> Excellent
48:00 <Nikky`> you?
48:00 <StrykerX> Plans are in place
48:00 <StrykerX> Ready to roll.
48:00 <Nikky`> ok
49:00 <TheRon> zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie
50:00 <Nikky`> I'm just glad to be home
50:00 <StrykerX> lol
50:00 <TheRon> hi mum i love you but......?
50:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like your own bed
51:00 <MrMark> Queen
51:00 <Nikky`> I love you but I prefer my own bed
51:00 <Nikky`> Go Cats
52:00 <TheRon> we kicked the collingwood scum's arse
54:00 <TheRon> don'
54:00 <TheRon> don't speak i know just what your thinking
54:00 <MrMark> more beer
54:00 <MrMark> Do Doubt
54:00 <MrMark> No Doubt
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <MrMark> Gwen
54:00 <Nikky`> something like that
54:00 <TheRon> should've won by more
55:00 <MrMark> Gwen Stefani
55:00 <TheRon> i wish she didn't have a solo career
55:00 <MrMark> i like her solo stuff
55:00 <TheRon> damn!
55:00 <simba> r u playing finals?
55:00 <TheRon> gws 90 haw 90
56:00 <TheRon> i like one song
56:00 <MrMark> more beer!!
56:00 <TheRon> the rest are shit
56:00 <MrMark> which
56:00 <TheRon> what cha waiting for
56:00 <MrMark> oh ok
56:00 <simba> damn
56:00 <simba> we fucked the hawks upo
56:00 <simba> next week they go all angry against north
56:00 <simba> now they might lose 2 them
57:00 <MrMark> i cant get no satisfaction....i cant get no
57:00 <TheRon> under my thumb
57:00 <TheRon> hawks showing how tuff they are
57:00 <Nikky`> We who?
57:00 <simba> lost their mojo
57:00 <simba> back 2 angry football until they retire now
57:00 <simba> we port
57:00 <Nikky`> aaah
57:00 <StrykerX> Hawks always fizzle in the 2nd quarter
58:00 <MrMark> oooer
58:00 <MrMark> more beer TheRon!!
58:00 <TheRon> always
58:00 <MrMark> its friday!!woooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo!
58:00 <simba> its the last 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n' freaks
58:00 <TheRon> everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you
58:00 <Nikky`> Geelong was its delightful self today - shops were so busy
58:00 <TheRon> carn gws put them away
59:00 <MrMark> thank royal fuck its fucking friday
59:00 <TheRon> eminem - stan
59:00 <MrMark> dont know that 1
59:00 <TheRon> classic
00:00 <MrMark> i have eminem ft Rihanna....Love The Way You Lie
00:00 <simba> tips will b ruined again
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> The traffic is delightful in Sydney CBD
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fucking love this place!
00:00 <TheRon> did anybody tip gws?
00:00 <TheRon> fuck these angry hawks
01:00 <TheRon> eminem's first cd is his best
01:00 <simba> this is what happens when u lose ur 2 defenders tho we had it last year
01:00 <TheRon> that was crude on cameron
01:00 <StrykerX> Hawks are about to get smashed
03:00 <TheRon> GIDDY UP!
03:00 <Nikky`> What are you making me for dinner TheRon?
03:00 <TheRon> chilli
03:00 <Nikky`> I don't like chilli tho 
03:00 <Nikky`> So best you rethink dinner
03:00 <TheRon> potato and leek soup?
04:00 <Nikky`> Sure
04:00 <TheRon> should be ready in 3 - 6 weeks
04:00 <Nikky`> No worries..I'll wait
05:00 <TheRon> i sit down to to pee, it just saves on cleaning up
05:00 <Nikky`> Be best diet going around..waiting for soup
05:00 <Nikky`> lol
05:00 <zaim> there she is
06:00 <Nikky`> Here I am :o)
06:00 <Nikky`> xx
06:00 <zaim> oxo
06:00 <TheRon> i watched felicity last night
06:00 <TheRon> she didn't know about it
06:00 <Nikky`> I watched two movies with mum..fell asleep thru second one and in bed by 10
07:00 <TheRon> ladies, toilet seat up or down?\
07:00 <MrMark> up!
07:00 <TheRon> what did you do on may 4th?
08:00 <StrykerX> She powered up her light saber
08:00 <StrykerX> Which is code for something else that also buzzes
08:00 <Nikky`> And gave it to StrykerX
08:00 <StrykerX> ;D
08:00 <Nikky`> :P
08:00 <Nikky`> It was my 9 years at work on Fri
08:00 <Nikky`> So now I am counting down
08:00 <StrykerX> You get 8 yrs for attempted murder
08:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
09:00 <Nikky`> lol
09:00 <TheRon> did you goto a male strip club to celebrate?
09:00 <StrykerX> Her boss stripped for her
09:00 <StrykerX> It got hot n steamy after that
09:00 <TheRon> good boss
09:00 <StrykerX> Nobody remembers the rest.
09:00 <TheRon> best left at the office
10:00 <StrykerX> Yep.
10:00 <Nikky`> Its a big office.. ppl talk tho
10:00 <TheRon> is it the only thing thats big??
11:00 <Nikky`> possibly
11:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <TheRon> think gws is gonna win
12:00 <Nikky`> brb
13:00 <StrykerX> GWS win!
13:00 <TheRon> they sure do
14:00 <MrMark> are we all naked and having an orgy yet?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
14:00 <StrykerX> Fucking OWNED Hawks!
14:00 <StrykerX> I hear alot of people crying cause that fucked their tips/bets.
14:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: goes for gws
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya mum does!
15:00 <TheRon> my mum is a proud cats supporter
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't even follow any sport ...
16:00 <TheRon> unaustralian
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Totes!
16:00 <amsy> lol
16:00 <StrykerX> Racist.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya mum is!
16:00 <British^Meat> ooer
18:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: like potato and leek soup?
19:00 <TheRon> would a good quality soup get a chick into bed??
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yup
19:00 <StrykerX> Of course it would.
20:00 <TheRon> is cooking a chick sausages too sugestive?>
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you're a soup nazi, no
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol @ Ron
20:00 <TheRon> no soup for you
20:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, depends how she eats them.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah... Just ask if she wants hot lusty sex?
21:00 <TheRon> just drop the strides
21:00 <StrykerX> Yep.
21:00 <StrykerX> "sex or gtfo"
21:00 <TheRon> "is there any chance of sex after this meal?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, that might be a lil too much
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, perfect
23:00 <Serenity> you have issues dude
23:00 <StrykerX> It's IRC
23:00 <StrykerX> Nothing out of the ordinary.
23:00 <Serenity> touche
23:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, what about during?
23:00 <TheRon> should always wait an hour after eating before rooting
23:00 <TheRon> oh wait is the swimming
24:00 <StrykerX> As if wait
24:00 <ShadowLurker> same if you do it righr
24:00 <TheRon> dive straight in
24:00 <ShadowLurker> also ^
25:00 <MrMark> yawn
25:00 <MrMark> of course i have issues
25:00 <MrMark> !!
25:00 <MrMark> yesh
25:00 <couleurs> hi every body
25:00 <ShadowLurker> no
26:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-_t-4qjnFQ
26:00 <couleurs> gaaayyyyyyy
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/E57D969
29:00 <TheRiddler> imagine fucking that :p
30:00 <MrMark> hmmmmm
30:00 <zaim> i know u are but what are you
31:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11209615_1592986004317162_4279680829831335703_n.jpg?oh=a5f60eb93f36b7f6a2a45ec2d32d7d5d&oe=55D3FF83
31:00 <couleurs> hugs
32:00 <Serenity> that is awful
32:00 <couleurs> i don't have any flaps!!!!!!!
34:00 <slinky_J> flapps
34:00 <Doodle> thats a pity couleurs
34:00 <Serenity> rrrrofl
35:00 <StrykerX> You want to fuck a shark?
35:00 <Doodle> sezz
35:00 <Doodle> did you see whatsapp
36:00 <Serenity> cant say ive thought about shark porn much
36:00 <Serenity> however dolphins are savage rapists
37:00 <ooomp> Wait wrong response
37:00 <ooomp> :o
37:00 <Doodle> is it
37:00 <Doodle> ?
37:00 <ooomp> Maybe
38:00 <ooomp> Someone tell summer to come back please
38:00 <Doodle> works for me
38:00 <ooomp> Cold wet miserable
38:00 <ooomp> Doodle, most things work for you
38:00 <Doodle> i wish!
38:00 <Serenity> oh lemme check rob
39:00 <StrykerX> Some random indian chick just added me to FB
39:00 <StrykerX> O.o
39:00 <Dugnuts> you're in bro
39:00 <StrykerX> Totes
39:00 <Doodle> yeah bloody hell sarah i put a lot of effort into it
39:00 <ooomp> So basically bare minimum
39:00 <ooomp> :P
39:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/WYp8spm.jpg
39:00 <Doodle> :o
39:00 <Doodle> mean
39:00 <ooomp> You didn't disagree
39:00 <Doodle> lol that looks like mike tyson 
40:00 <StrykerX> Arranged marriage here I come!
40:00 <Doodle> jethuth cwithe
40:00 <StrykerX> Is that you, couleurs?
40:00 <Serenity> lmaooooo
40:00 <couleurs> yes
41:00 <MrMark> wooohoooo!
41:00 <MrMark> golly gosh goodness me!
41:00 <TheRiddler> you need to give them a goat
41:00 <MrMark> give them a sacred cow youll be fine
41:00 <Serenity> anyone fancy a quick gander at the eiffle tower?
41:00 <Doodle> LOL
41:00 <Doodle> i got carried away
41:00 <Doodle> a little
41:00 <ooomp> Eiffel tower inspired chocolate cake tower?
42:00 <StrykerX> lolol
42:00 <Doodle> no she means sticking an empty coke bottle in her pants
42:00 <ooomp> Coke bottles rarely resemble the Eiffel tower
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <Serenity> if they will take pigs he can give them his ex
43:00 <StrykerX> If I want to break the deal
43:00 <StrykerX> Sure!
43:00 <Serenity> hahah
43:00 <Serenity> Shan't be a moment girls, I'm desperate to go. Ahh, keep yourselves hot, we shall be but a moment. Adieu, adieu.. to yeu and yeu and yeu
43:00 <Doodle> EDWARD HITLER WOULD YOU GET INTO THE LAVATORY WITH ME THIS INSTANT
43:00 <Serenity> ahahahaha
44:00 <Doodle> lolol
44:00 <Serenity> we're toilet inspectors!
46:00 <Lumeah> Lol
46:00 <Lumeah> Invite her here. 
46:00 <Doodle> i think we confused them
46:00 <Serenity> i think so
46:00 <British^Meat> WHA HEY THE LADS!!
47:00 <StrykerX> Neg
47:00 <Lumeah> Y
47:00 <Lumeah> Shy? 
47:00 <Serenity> why would you invite your ex here
47:00 <Serenity> thats stupid
47:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
47:00 <StrykerX> lolol
47:00 <Lumeah> Some random Indian is your ex? 
47:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
47:00 <Serenity> hooo hummm its all just a load of bollocks really
47:00 <Doodle> good grief
47:00 <Doodle> this could go on for hours
47:00 <Doodle> (also thats what she said)
47:00 <Serenity> it could
47:00 <British^Meat> :)
47:00 <Serenity> and it would be marvellous
47:00 <British^Meat> A: Bollocks...
47:00 <ooomp> Please do
48:00 <StrykerX> Oh
48:00 <StrykerX> Neg anyway
48:00 <StrykerX> lol
48:00 <Lumeah> Lol er
48:00 <StrykerX> With people like MrMark here.. No chance.
48:00 <Lumeah> Lol
48:00 <British^Meat> and B:, well i dont need a B coz the a was so great
48:00 <Doodle> she'll be going like buggery down mafeking parade
48:00 <Serenity> Yeah, there's banana, strawberry, peanut butter, Marmite or cheese and onion.
48:00 <Doodle> everybody likes cheese and onion
48:00 <British^Meat> Fix her buzzzzzzzzzzzzerrrrrrrrrrr
48:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooool
49:00 <nate> MrMark always sweeps in and takes the good ones
49:00 <Serenity> of course they do. Okey-dokey then. Cheese and onion flavour Union Jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it.
49:00 <British^Meat> lol
49:00 <Doodle> hahaha
49:00 <British^Meat> wow wildman!
49:00 <Doodle> berlin is the capital city of what country germany
49:00 <Doodle> come on, the answer's in the question!
50:00 <Serenity> ASIA
50:00 <British^Meat> tell me, do you use timotei?
50:00 <Doodle> what, and i'll repeat that, what, is greater - 2 dozen or a score?
50:00 <Doodle> bzzzzzt 
51:00 <Doodle> daffodils
51:00 <Doodle> incorrect
51:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
51:00 <Serenity> loll
51:00 <British^Meat> Have you got the chalice?
51:00 <Doodle> no its just the way my dressing gown rucks up around my waist
52:00 <Doodle> THEYRE NOT DRESSING GOWNS ANUS THEYER COWLS
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
52:00 <Doodle> *THEYRE
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> COWLS ANUS!
52:00 <Doodle> lolol
52:00 <British^Meat> rip the rick
52:00 <Doodle> <3
52:00 <Doodle> ding dong merrily on bloody high
52:00 <Serenity> id have boned him
52:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/w24KR30nEsg
52:00 <Serenity> so hard
52:00 <British^Meat> this is rick related
53:00 <British^Meat> and its B R I L L I A N T !
53:00 <Serenity> i used to watch his grim tales show when i was a kid
53:00 <Doodle> haha love his zelda ad
53:00 <Serenity> he was so good at it
54:00 <Serenity> you know I think gilberts mum might have been the one eating him
54:00 <British^Meat> i like the nigel mansell one :)
55:00 <Doodle> loool
55:00 <Doodle> how good is it
56:00 <TheRiddler> geelong smacking it early
56:00 <MrMark> im so sexy
56:00 <British^Meat> and the stars one
56:00 <British^Meat> total richey
57:00 <Doodle> half the extras have been in bottom and ab fab too
58:00 <Serenity> yeah i like to pick the cross over extras when i watch those shows
59:00 <Picard> oh my
05:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
05:00 <Dugnuts> i miss liinda
06:00 <faux> Good eveningggggg
07:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
07:00 <faux> :D
08:00 <faux> How's you
08:00 <Doodle> re000wwww
08:00 <Doodle> good now
08:00 <faux> Lolll
08:00 <faux> Gaybos
08:00 <Doodle> lolol
08:00 <faux> Pics.
08:00 <Doodle> um ahh
08:00 <CrIp> you jeal faux?
09:00 <faux> Yes
09:00 <CrIp> Its that cold here me and doodle have to stay close
09:00 <faux> How cold is cold
09:00 <CrIp> 11
10:00 <faux> Same here
10:00 <faux> Ii just had a hot shower and jumped into bed
10:00 <faux> Nanna styles
10:00 <Serenity> 20 here
14:00 <Immortality> hey how is everyone? hopefully no fuckwits to deal with this time around... 
14:00 <Doodle> 20!
14:00 <Serenity> yuh
14:00 <Doodle> wan
14:00 <Doodle> t
14:00 <Serenity> ive still got a fan on low
14:00 <Doodle> damn
16:00 <Nikky`> Ive got my heating on 20
16:00 <Loof> oops
17:00 <zaim> stfu
17:00 <Serenity> its 24 inside
17:00 <Serenity> 20 outside
17:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
17:00 <Picard> i wanna do the shitbox rally
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledooooooo <3
19:00 <Loof> i had cheese kransky hotdogs with fried onions
19:00 <StrykerX> 15 here atm
19:00 <Doodle> ^_^
19:00 <StrykerX> Getting close to cold enough to send me to bed
19:00 <Doodle> pussy
20:00 <Dugnuts> this is irc
20:00 <Dugnuts> you cant avoid them
20:00 <StrykerX> EADC
20:00 <Doodle> NOUEAD
20:00 <Serenity> i did the best fried onions tonight
20:00 <Serenity> they were fucking perf
20:00 <Nikky`> It sent me to bed
20:00 <Loof> i can never get them crispy enough
20:00 <Loof> takes sooo long
20:00 <Doodle> chris p. onions
21:00 <StrykerX> The night is young Immortality 
21:00 <Serenity> crispy ones are only ever any good on an actual bbq
21:00 <Serenity> imo
21:00 <Loof> yeah i figured
21:00 <Loof> i tried to make them black in a pan
21:00 <Loof> fail
21:00 <StrykerX> Also.. Loof.. As if run Win 8.1
21:00 <StrykerX> Shit OS
22:00 <Loof> kranskys are so decadent, sausage filled with cheese
23:00 <Doodle> teehehe
23:00 <Serenity> heeeeeeeeehehe
23:00 <Doodle> careful
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Doodle> its filled with cheese
23:00 <ooomp> Molten hot cheese?
23:00 <Doodle> sure
23:00 <ooomp> It might burst and spray everywhere
23:00 <Doodle> hopefully
24:00 <Immortality> StrykerX: this is true... 
24:00 <Immortality> and yes you're right, Dugnuts... .. ps I choose to ignore tossers - you know who you are.
24:00 <ooomp> And burn us all
24:00 <Doodle> only if it gets you in the eyes
24:00 <Serenity> pshhh
24:00 <Doodle> thats right
25:00 <Doodle> ;)
25:00 <fawks> No one gives a shit
25:00 <fawks> Lol
25:00 <fawks> Why do u people love to announce  you put people on ignore
25:00 <fawks> It makes u a pussy if anything 
25:00 <Immortality> yet you read my comment, and had the energy to respond, good on you, fawks
25:00 <Doodle> thats the noise it makes
26:00 <fawks> Ah Yes so much energy was exerted typing 6 words 
26:00 <fawks> Are you 9
26:00 <Doodle> hngg
26:00 <Immortality> i don't put people on ignore (if you're pointing that comment towards me that is)
26:00 <fawks> Hi dewdel
26:00 <Doodle> hai
26:00 <Immortality> fawks: there's no grey areas - energy is energy.
26:00 <fawks> Shroom  me baby one more time 
26:00 <Doodle> kekeke
26:00 <Doodle> there is no spoon
26:00 <fawks> Wut
26:00 <British^Meat> fair suck of the sav
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> i say that
26:00 <Doodle> people dont like it
27:00 <Doodle> i was responding to what Immortality said
27:00 <Doodle> i'll spoon you baby
27:00 <Doodle> ;)
27:00 <Immortality> whethere it's 6 words on 'mIRC' or a half marathon, energy is energy
27:00 <fawks> .
27:00 <Immortality> .
27:00 <fawks> Whethere
27:00 <Doodle> \o/
27:00 <Doodle> /U\
27:00 <fawks> I read that in a french accent
27:00 <fawks> Whethere camembert
27:00 <Doodle> loool
27:00 <Immortality> oh i'm so sorry fawks... seems you've never made a typo.
27:00 <ooomp> Fair shake of sauce bottle?
27:00 <Doodle> it doesnt sound as filthy
28:00 <fawks> Lemonadeeeuurrrghh
28:00 <Immortality> obviously...
28:00 <fawks> Stop being so defensive immortality you're boring as fucj
28:00 <Dugnuts> dont be a bitch fawks
28:00 <Dugnuts> come on
28:00 <fawks> You act as if you're 12 and it's your first time on irc
28:00 <Doodle> shwer time
28:00 <fawks> Pics
28:00 <Doodle> going to scrub me nuts
28:00 <fawks> Rpfl
28:00 <Doodle> for about 2 hours
28:00 <Nikky`> And we all know how Doodle likes to be filthy
28:00 <Doodle> ;)
28:00 <Nikky`> Dirty cunt 
28:00 <Nikky`> :
28:00 <Doodle> LOL
28:00 <Nikky`> P
28:00 <Doodle> bitch
28:00 <slinky_J> dirty boy
28:00 <Loof> jizz
28:00 <Nikky`> haha
29:00 <fawks> I got a new shower head
29:00 <fawks> With a massage option 
29:00 <Doodle> come over i will give you shower head
29:00 <fawks> But I haven't used the massage bit yet
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh so you got a masturbation shower head?
29:00 <Immortality> hahaahaha
29:00 <Dugnuts> nice
29:00 <fawks> Lmao doodle
29:00 <Doodle> she will never have to leave the house now
29:00 <Doodle> :(
29:00 <Immortality> defencive? wow...
29:00 <fawks> Omg
29:00 <fawks> Hng
29:00 <ooomp> Doodle stinks
29:00 <Doodle> i smell lovely
29:00 <Doodle> like.. a dirty cunt
29:00 <Loof> i just bathed in the fountain of jizz
29:00 <Serenity> fair flop of the slug
29:00 <Doodle> is that in san francisco
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <ooomp> Gay capital of the world
30:00 <Doodle> apart from geelong
30:00 <ooomp> :o
30:00 <ooomp> There's more in Ballarat
30:00 <Doodle> o/`
30:00 <Doodle> hallo thailor
31:00 <Dugnuts> hng?
31:00 <Dugnuts> is that for doodle?
31:00 <Doodle> hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
31:00 <Doodle> hope so
31:00 <fawks> Its always for doodle 
31:00 <Doodle> wooo
31:00 <Doodle> score
31:00 <fawks> Lol
31:00 <Immortality> he's out of the closet!!!
31:00 <Dugnuts> nice
31:00 <Doodle> nah 
31:00 <fawks> What
31:00 <Doodle> i'm so far in the closet
31:00 <ooomp> People yell that out at the lake at night 
31:00 <ooomp> Right Doodle?
31:00 <Doodle> i cant go around the lake
31:00 <Doodle> the road is too bumpy for my car
31:00 <Doodle> makes my gut jiggle
31:00 <Loof> lol this guy: https://youtu.be/t5UhWPuBw5U
31:00 <xm> especially if you're sitting on someone's lap ;)
32:00 <Doodle> i'm in narnia
32:00 <fawks> He's in narnia
32:00 <fawks> Lllolll
32:00 <Doodle> loool
32:00 <Doodle> o/`
32:00 <fawks> U big poof
32:00 <Doodle> hallo thailor
32:00 <fawks> Thtop
32:00 <Dugnuts> omg its kismet
32:00 <Doodle> kithmet
32:00 <MrMark> scotch!!!!!!more scotch!!!
32:00 <Doodle> oer
32:00 <ooomp> Do they still have that tram line
32:00 <Doodle> yes
32:00 <Doodle> these days its mostly used to cause injuries to cyclists
32:00 <ooomp> And the lake has water now?
32:00 <Doodle> yep
32:00 <ooomp> Charming
33:00 <Doodle> ok shower more shower bbs
33:00 <Dugnuts> you two are obviously made for each other
33:00 <Immortality> wow we have a homofobe in the bouse..
34:00 <Immortality> i am no homofobe.. i have no issue drinking a $6 bottle of chamagne with tropical juice and mineral water... life changing 
34:00 <Dugnuts> what
35:00 <Dugnuts> what does that have to do with homosexuality?
35:00 <MrMark> poofters
35:00 <Loof> $15 a month netflix is has 4k shit
36:00 <Loof> marco polo is 4k!
36:00 <Immortality> haahah
36:00 <Loof> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2189461/?ref_=nv_sr_1
36:00 <xm> ey ]alienated-Romeo\_[ 
36:00 <xm> havent seen you online for a while
36:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> hiya
36:00 <xm> what's up?
36:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> beer man
36:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> and coffee
36:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> and smokes
36:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> you know the usual
36:00 <xm> ive been drinking home brew kombucha
37:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ahh sweet
37:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> any good?
37:00 <xm> yeah, not really high enough in alcohol to be classified as one
38:00 <Immortality> Dugnuts: because that is the 'stereotype' .. this kind of drink.. let's not fool ourselves here.. but i don't care!
38:00 <xm> it's just a nice substitute for soft drinks
38:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i c 
38:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i have 5 cans of vb
38:00 <xm> classy
38:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> but i should go to sleep
38:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> pretty temted to drink em
39:00 <Loof> nomroflcock
39:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
39:00 <xm> how many beers have you had already
39:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> maybe 1 or 2
39:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> it takes them ages to get cold in this freeezer
40:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> so have you had any good weed lately?
40:00 <xm> heh no i dont do weed
40:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i smokeing some kind of naplm nalm gas shit
40:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ok
41:00 <Loof> eating cake while rolling around on a floor made of cocks, his fecal matter plastered from wall to wall, all while watching anime on vhs
41:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> been out at all this week?
41:00 <nate> wet some paper and put it around the beer, then freeze ?>
41:00 <xm> yeah, but only for work
41:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> mmm
41:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ah i c
42:00 <xm> you been out?
42:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> yeah ten pin bowling
42:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> came 3rd in a comp
42:00 <xm> how many people were you competing against
43:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> bout 8
43:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> do you smoke?
43:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> hi beegirl
43:00 <xm> havent had one since i was 8 or something, and it didnt go well
43:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ok ok
44:00 <Dugnuts> ...
44:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ
44:00 <TheRiddler> pies getting smashed
44:00 <xm> i was just copying my uncles
45:00 <TheRiddler> cold pies
45:00 <nomroflcaek> Yes, Loof. A floor made of cocks. How long did it take you to come up with that charming greeting?
45:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> do you like coffee though?
45:00 <xm> i drink cold coffee in a carton sometimes but i prefer coke zero
46:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ah okay cool
46:00 <xm> if i drink coffee my heart might explode
46:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> my heart is black
47:00 <couleurs> HeLLo LaDiEs ;)
47:00 <Doodle> o/`
47:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> xm seen much of any chicks?
47:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> milk has no sex
48:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> or should i say milk is sex
48:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> milky sex
49:00 <Dugnuts> heh
49:00 <Dugnuts> this show is pretty funny
49:00 <xm> milk and sex both has used-by-dates
49:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
49:00 <xm> you are wise
49:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> hehe
49:00 <xm> have it while you can
50:00 <Loof> hmmm what to watch daredevil, walking dead, banshee or better call saul
50:00 <Dugnuts> daredevil
51:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> do you ever have pepsi?
51:00 <xm> it's a bit too sweet
51:00 <xm> but i dont mind it now and then
51:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> mm yes
51:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> ok cool
53:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
53:00 <xm> you ready for winter?
53:00 <xm> you should chain down your trailer
58:00 <Immortality> lol Dugnuts
00:00 <Dugnuts> whats so funny?
00:00 <nate> duggy nutz yay!
01:00 <Immortality> the 'jesus christ' bit.. if it's what i think you're pointing that comment at...
01:00 <MrMark> jesus christ was just a man
01:00 <Dugnuts> i have no idea what you mean
01:00 <Dugnuts> i was just overwhelmed by Loof being insane
02:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhIJQOzXfL8
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02:00 <nate> lol
08:00 <Doodle> shhhh
09:00 <Serenity> u
10:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 7,285,486 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
10:00 <nate> its down doodle!
10:00 <nate> whahaah 
10:00 <Doodle> k
12:00 <Serenity> do you know what is ridiculously ugly
12:00 <Serenity> stonewash denim
13:00 <Doodle> no way
13:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing it rn
13:00 <Doodle> :(
13:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah its ugly
13:00 <TokenDaRing> it belongs in the 80s
13:00 <TokenDaRing> and should stay t here
13:00 <amsy> http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=55600625
13:00 <Doodle> thats it amsy
14:00 <Doodle> how did you know
14:00 <Serenity> lll
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Maurice> I always wanted a pair of stonewash jeans
14:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I was like 7
14:00 <Serenity> they are hideous
14:00 <amsy> haha because im wearing the same thing doodle
14:00 <Maurice> THEY WEREN'T BACK THEN, OK
14:00 <Doodle> hotttttt
14:00 <Doodle> we r sexy bitches
14:00 <amsy> :')
14:00 <Maurice> They would have been ace with my DBs and mullet
14:00 <slinky_J> wowsers they really go all out to get the worst comics on the melbourne comedy debate
14:00 <amsy> shaz n shirl
14:00 <Doodle> ye m8
15:00 <Doodle> in our slr 5000
15:00 <Serenity> my bro still wears dbs
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Serenity> dork
15:00 <amsy> sick perms
15:00 <Doodle> dbs
15:00 <Doodle> oh
15:00 <Doodle> desert boots
15:00 <Serenity> yuh
15:00 <Maurice> I had rossis
15:00 <Maurice> Jingle jingle
16:00 <Doodle> lol perms
16:00 <Doodle> i have a photo of me somewhere wearing desert boots
16:00 <Doodle> its mega hot
16:00 <Maurice> I have a photo of me somewhere in a sick perm
16:00 <Maurice> :/
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <amsy> lol
17:00 <amsy> my mum had an awesome perm
17:00 <amsy> i may have a picture
18:00 <nate> MrMark shouldnt u be out picking up some single mothers for mothers day :D
18:00 <nate> make them happy!
19:00 <MrMark> nah
19:00 <TheRiddler> when is mother's day?
19:00 <MrMark> pickin up single guys
19:00 <Doodle> sunday
19:00 <Zade> next week i think 
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:00 <TheRiddler> sunday
19:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/7wkAAv3 this isnt the one i was thinking about though
19:00 <xm> is that lil' amsy?
20:00 <Serenity> sundayy
20:00 <MrMark> sunday bloody sunday!!!
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's cold tonight
20:00 <Doodle> teehehe
21:00 <amsy> haha yeah
22:00 <nate> zade next week?
22:00 <nate> hahaha
22:00 <xm> i should probably get all the old photos scanned in before they get too old
22:00 <Serenity> admit it that was just an excuse to show us your baby picture
22:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/IfzfdFG this one is a lot more accurate
22:00 <Maurice> Before the parchment paper falls apart
22:00 <amsy> haha sezz i look like a cherry in that one
23:00 <xm> that's so cute
23:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11208670_871785029560771_3844920548931764798_n.jpg?oh=428a1f1b6eedb720bb3595a72e07e1da&oe=5608C85D&__gda__=1443703525_3d2c49e0b2b073c81e8033ad4d4fc834
23:00 <Serenity> mums got all my baby pics ill have to get copies of some
23:00 <amsy> hahahaha doodle
23:00 <xm> when i was 8 i got peeved with mum so i took out a red biro and red'd all her eyes in the photos
23:00 <Doodle> keke
24:00 <Immortality> yes thats what i mean Dugnuts.. trippin ballz obviously..
24:00 <xm> red coz she's evil
24:00 <amsy> yeah i had to get poorly scanned versions from my mum because mu bfs mum was putting together some kind of album
24:00 <amsy> my*
25:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWOWjh1wEQ
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 7,295,238 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
25:00 <Immortality> TripPiN DuGz
25:00 <xm> one of our scanners did film too but i dont know where mum has stored it (or even has it)
25:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/NV37rFI xm i was cute as fuck and i have no idea what happened
26:00 <Maurice> I should get my baby pics coz I was goddamn adorable
26:00 <xm> i loved those tvs. i'd just keep dialing them around
26:00 <xm> but yeah that pic could win you baby of the year
27:00 <Dugnuts> wow
27:00 <Dugnuts> you sure are slow to reach Immortality
27:00 <xm> try entering it in a comp
27:00 <amsy> i like seeing what people looked like as babies
27:00 <xm> they probably dont have fine print over how oldyou actually are
27:00 <xm> you could win a year's supply of baby formula
27:00 <xm> ill share my baby photos if i can find it sometime
28:00 <nate> reach around?
28:00 <xm> ive only ever seen about 1-2 pics of myself younger than one
29:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1497527_10204235701706341_4159029777756199350_n.jpg?oh=a068182dc1214f5fd12de101eebb2215&oe=56082F13
29:00 <Doodle> you're welcome
29:00 <Serenity> eeeeeeeee i love little rob!
29:00 <xm> "When I grow up I want to be a business analyst!"
29:00 <Doodle> rofl
29:00 <Doodle> rocket scientist
30:00 <amsy> hahaha so cute
30:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1935287_139231940843_1855263_n.jpg?oh=ca41bae34a8b3325d6befd562774d177&oe=55CE7B13&__gda__=1440399967_986385c324b46dc975cb0a0f8ed241a7
30:00 <Maurice> Thats the only one I have of me and it's tiny
31:00 <Doodle> 4 Loof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
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31:00 <Doodle> cos we know he's got the yellow fever
31:00 <nate> doodle i cant see what it is;l
31:00 <Doodle> it is lol
31:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10957749_10204958935067873_6419023670420662045_n.jpg?oh=f6f0e6e17d42484710b0e8d92fbf64d0&oe=55D354C5
31:00 <Doodle> ladies
32:00 <Doodle> yeah you can blame youtube for that
32:00 <Loof> they a bit young
32:00 <Immortality> Dugnuts: nah bro just doin other stuffs
32:00 <nate> they are probably 30
32:00 <amsy> hahaha ^.^
32:00 <Serenity> this is the only one i have on the pc .. love dem braces.. http://i.imgur.com/Px6P9VP.jpg
33:00 <Loof> and shit
33:00 <Serenity> thx mum
33:00 <Doodle> aww little sezzypoos
33:00 <xm> is that me or were you about to break a move
33:00 <Serenity> bustamoove
33:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <ness> hey assholes
34:00 <Loof> no doubt promising porn careers in a decade
34:00 <nate> child labor
34:00 <Loof> when they realise they're shit
34:00 <Doodle> hi
34:00 <Serenity> i need to get the baby photos tho cause i was adorbs
35:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Loof
35:00 <Loof> i'm in love with the coco
35:00 <ness> anyone interesting here
35:00 <amsy> hahaha sezz 
35:00 <amsy> cute
35:00 <couleurs> yawn
35:00 <amsy> that stance
35:00 <Serenity> those pants are about 3 inches too short
35:00 <Serenity> i dunno wtf mum was thinking
35:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/ibR3oke 
36:00 <amsy> Cool Dude
36:00 <Serenity> what are you touching
36:00 <amsy> fish
36:00 <amsy> theres some place in NT
37:00 <amsy> http://aquascene.com.au/
37:00 <amsy> this place apparently
37:00 <faux> Lil looks like you sez
38:00 <faux> In that piccy
38:00 <Serenity> yeah she was heaps more like me when she was younger
38:00 <Serenity> she looks like her dad now
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Doodle> *cock
40:00 <nate> coco rum
41:00 <Loof> rofl
41:00 <Serenity> ya ya ya coco rumbo
41:00 <Maurice> Which is fine until her moustache fills out
41:00 <faux> Lmao
41:00 <Serenity> rofl
41:00 <partay> and her balls drop
41:00 <Serenity> hes got this awful mo/beard thing happening atm
41:00 <Serenity> gag
41:00 <Maurice> Eww
42:00 <Serenity> glad its not my problem rof
42:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <Loof> fuck this: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11063895_10152723212851512_1600391567696566651_n.jpg?oh=a558688caf433eb98e8e9684c4239709&oe=55C5B130&__gda__=1443664697_e65f0ba6f303718b89362aeaa6f13ce1
45:00 <simba> POOPS
45:00 <TheRiddler> waffles
45:00 <simba> lol if a group of iphone owning dickheads actually did that they would just talk about how hard it was to not use their phones then give up
45:00 <amsy> haha yes it is if you have to look at it
47:00 <Loof> i need my phone, cunts be boring
47:00 <Serenity> nahhh her bio dad not her dad dad, her bio dad and i arent together
47:00 <amsy> oh phew
48:00 <simba> I need my New Nintendo Game Boy !! with 64 shades of gray and TETRIS 
48:00 <Serenity> he had his ugly mo when we were together but not the dead ferret on his chin
56:00 <Serenity> omg im watching hoarders and this guys house is full of rats
56:00 <Serenity> theres literally hundreds
56:00 <Glyndwr> maybe he collects them
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
58:00 <Liinda> hai therid
58:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
58:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
58:00 <Liinda> im good hows you?
58:00 <ITaL^GuY> Liinda !!!!!
58:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Doodle> Doodle!
58:00 <Liinda> penis!!!!!
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> vagoo
58:00 <Liinda> i mean Doodle
58:00 <Glyndwr> oris trying to attract some cats
59:00 <Doodle> i mean Liinda
59:00 <Liinda> Walrus!!
59:00 <TheRiddler> Jamie hinerman!
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <TheRiddler> mybusted
59:00 <couleurs> any ninja turtles
59:00 <amsy> hoarders makes me feel physically ill
59:00 <amsy> but i cant stop watching :(
59:00 <Serenity> apparently they started off as pets
59:00 <Serenity> but they just kept breeding and now theres hundreds of them
59:00 <amsy> D:
59:00 <Serenity> like.. chewing his walls apart... they destoryed his bed and he has no bed to sleep in
00:00 <Doodle> lol walrus
00:00 <Doodle> my poor boner
00:00 <TheRiddler> *mythbusted
00:00 <amsy> i also hate watching shows like pet rescue etc where some fucking nutjob has 67 malnourished wild cats running around
00:00 <Serenity> and a lady with about 60 cats D:
00:00 <amsy> pissing and shitting over everything
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
00:00 <Serenity> yesss theres a lady like this on here amsy
00:00 <Serenity> her floor is covered in poo
00:00 <amsy> worst
00:00 <Serenity> heya kate
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
01:00 <amsy> they claim that each and every one of them gets enough attention and love to be considered domestic
01:00 <amsy> but theyre as feral as you can get
01:00 <Serenity> its just not possible to give 60 cats the attention they need every day
02:00 <Loof> sup psYbR
02:00 <psYbR> howdy
02:00 <Maurice> My feet hurt, remind me not to wear new heels when you have to walk
02:00 <Serenity> I have two cats and they fight over whos getting the most attention lol
03:00 <psYbR> got your message btw.
03:00 <Loof> cool
03:00 <psYbR> looks like I've got a place with a bloke off OCAU
03:00 <Loof> oh nice!
03:00 <psYbR> it'll be short term though since I need to get down there on the 23rd. If you're still looking after that I'll be a bit more local :)
03:00 <Loof> hope it works out man, still gotta get your steam
03:00 <Maurice> I have one and she doesn't ever want attention >.<
03:00 <Serenity> haha shes a whore bag
03:00 <Maurice> Shes a mega bitch
03:00 <Serenity> so far they have taken out 1000 rats
04:00 <Loof> yeah sounds good
04:00 <Doodle> filth
04:00 <psYbR> u r
04:00 <Doodle> true :(
04:00 <amsy> haha i was going to say my 1 cat takes up enough of my time
04:00 <amsy> i cant imagine 60
05:00 <psYbR> nawh there there
05:00 <Serenity> imagine the smell
05:00 <Serenity> ugh
10:00 <Liinda> LOOFNESS
10:00 <Liinda> oh he left
10:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECu0EqTYk-E
12:00 <Immortality> cya pot heads! peace!
12:00 <Serenity> if i want to wear a flower pot on my head thats my fucking choice
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Lumeah2> nice
14:00 <bell> weed pot
14:00 <bell> not pot plant
14:00 <simba> thanks Clarifying Clarence
14:00 <simba> y dont u Clarify something else
14:00 <bell> why dont you shut up
15:00 <bell> MrMark thankyou
15:00 <simba> its gonna cost ya
15:00 <bell> double scotch and dry :P
15:00 <Liinda> taco bell or ding dong bell?
15:00 <Liinda> just to clarify :P
15:00 <bell> both
15:00 <Liinda> hehe
15:00 <bell> how are you Liinda living life?
16:00 <Liinda> Life is to be lived. hows u?
16:00 <bell> living slowly but growing fast
16:00 <Liinda> growing? how old are you?
17:00 <bell> fresh 27
17:00 <bell> puberty almost came
17:00 <Liinda> your balls dropped yet?
18:00 <bell> drop as soon as MrMark gets me drunk
19:00 <Liinda> be careful, soo he might drop soap near you and BOOOOM! you'll be an opera singer
19:00 <Liinda> *soon
20:00 <bell> lol
20:00 <Liinda> :P
20:00 <bell> soap from china
20:00 <simba> i make and i sell soap
20:00 <Liinda> do they smell purdy
20:00 <simba> like a rosalina pie
21:00 <TheRiddler> eat some soap to gain weight
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Liinda> rosalina?? LOL thats funny cos that means something else in italian
21:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY WBBBB
21:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Liinda
21:00 <TheRiddler> what does it mean?
21:00 <Picard> Alaska looks an amazing place
22:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol
22:00 <bell> it means asshole
22:00 <TheRiddler> everytime I think I of italian I think of pasta for sue
22:00 <TheRiddler> my god
22:00 <Picard> is B1{MIA} dead?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> you should go, Picard
23:00 <simba> i think of jesus playing for juventus
23:00 <Picard> id love to
24:00 <Liinda> it means vagina
24:00 <Picard> might do a cruise there 
25:00 <ITaL^GuY> little
25:00 <TheRiddler> ahaha
25:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
25:00 <Liinda> lol yeah little vag
25:00 <Liinda> or farfalina
25:00 <ITaL^GuY> fiorelina
25:00 <couleurs> me 2
26:00 <Liinda> little butterfly
26:00 <Liinda> lol that too
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nana Mouskouri - Love Is Like A Butterfly.mp3 (2.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:28)
32:00 <bell> hahahaha
32:00 <bell> little italian pussy
36:00 <bell> people go to sleep
36:00 <MrMark> no
36:00 <MrMark> still got a bottle of scotch
36:00 <cita> Heya.
37:00 <cita> Does someone want to marry me? I feel like we need to all revert to 1850s-style norms. Everything nowadays seems too groovy. I'm not sure it's healthy.
37:00 <Picard> no.
37:00 <Serenity> .
37:00 <Glyndwr> cita: steady on, we should get to know each other first
38:00 <Zade> how big is your bank balance cita?
38:00 <Picard> high 6 figure and u are a chance
38:00 <frayedknot> perhaps irc isn't the best place to be seeking marriage proposals
38:00 <cita> Zade: LOL, you're not into prenuptial agreements, eh?
38:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> Unreal mang
38:00 <Picard> frayedknot why, TokenDaRing and StrykerX found love with each other here
39:00 <Liinda> lol oh god nana mouskouri
39:00 <simba> mousaka
39:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> couldnt do a darn thing
39:00 <Zade> nope, i am into partying in ibiza though... so need the money 
39:00 <cita> Glyndwr: Yeah, I did psychology. Most women like to get to know people first. Something to do with having a baby using more resources or something... haha.
39:00 <cita> frayedknot: LOL, yeah, it was a random comment.
40:00 <Liinda> dammit every time i make tea i forget to drink it
40:00 <bell> MrMark drink it all
40:00 <Dugnuts> stick it in the microwave for awhile
40:00 <Dugnuts> if its cold
40:00 <Liinda> you reckon?
40:00 <Liinda> wont it affect the properties of the tea?
40:00 <Dugnuts> not really, it will just warm it up again
40:00 <Dugnuts> dont put it in too long
40:00 <Liinda> i know you shouldnt microwave coffee
40:00 <Dugnuts> 30 seconds at at time
40:00 <frayedknot> cita, i think you are referring to evolutionary theory of mate selection
40:00 <Picard> some cultures have arranged marriages
40:00 <Picard> from birth
40:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> fuckin boobs mang
40:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> boobs everywhere yo
40:00 <cita> frayedknot: Well, there's two evolutionary theories of mate selection I know of.
40:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> you festering noobs
41:00 <Dugnuts> until its warm
41:00 <Liinda> good idea mister x
41:00 <Liinda> brb
41:00 <Doodle> white with 2 thanks
41:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
41:00 <Liinda> lol
41:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> where is the bewbs?
41:00 <cita> frayedknot: One has to do with gender differences, which basically says women evolved hidden ovulation to cheat on guys.
41:00 <frayedknot> that's a new one to me
41:00 <cita> frayedknot: The other has to do with the adaptability of short-term relationships, which is "emotional investment theory".
41:00 <Glyndwr> you mean mate selection isn't what happens at a bbq or the pub?
41:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> OnceWasNoobs
42:00 <Liinda> brrrbbb
42:00 <Doodle> dont be stingy with the milk either
42:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> the story of maori internet warriors
42:00 <cita> Apparently, stress makes people require less courtship time, since it indicates people are going to die sooner. So, poorer people are more likely to sleep with random people and have more babies.
42:00 <frayedknot> well that certainly seems to match with observed phenomena
43:00 <Doodle> both nipples
43:00 <bell> put ur cock in the frloor
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> observed wtf?
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf mang?
43:00 <cita> Yar, it's empirical support if pretty good.
43:00 <cita>  * is
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> das ist gheyness
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> chunky monkey from funky town
44:00 <Doodle> pardon
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> when I was a young boy I used to go out in the field and make it with a nand gate
44:00 <frayedknot> but if there's too much stress, it should instead indicate it's a bad time to mate, since the babies might be killed by the current dangers
44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> and/or
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nornd gayte
45:00 <cita> frayedknot: Emotional investment has to do with the stress during the first 10 years of life.
45:00 <cita> frayedknot: Not current stress.
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> and gate
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nand gate
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> to many gates
45:00 <cita> frayedknot: You're right, people's libido goes up with good mood and down with current stress and/or bad mood.
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> why all the fuxing gaytes?
45:00 <Glyndwr> xor gate
46:00 <simba> he means flour. put your cock in the flour. its cockney 
46:00 <Doodle> oh
46:00 <Doodle> no probs
46:00 <simba> (stickin up for u bell u non-cockney bogan)
46:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
47:00 <frayedknot> so how does this fit in with your current mate-seeking?
47:00 <xm> flip flops
49:00 <Doodle> m
49:00 <cita> frayedknot: LOL.
50:00 <Doodle> peeps n freaks
50:00 <cita> frayedknot: Yeah, if you see a girl or guy being a bit open, then you might be able to conclude they went through stress in their first bit of life. I was being an idiot though.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
51:00 <Doodle> NO I SAID IT FIRST
51:00 <simba> https://vine.co/v/eZDlaghXZ3X
51:00 <Dugnuts> hah!
51:00 <Dugnuts> stolen!
51:00 <simba> Loofs house
51:00 <Dugnuts> nice one Doodle
51:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf 
51:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf mang
51:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> such shit
52:00 <Doodle> chyeah
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> best vine ever!!!
52:00 <nate> guys and gals
53:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> who the fuck fucked it all up bro?
53:00 <Loof> cmon cunts, throw a dog a bone
53:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> Loof wassup mang
53:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> they fucked it all mang
53:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> broken shit mang
53:00 <frayedknot> thanks cita, that theory might come in useful
54:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> might come in useful for shoving it up ya clacka maybe?
55:00 <Liinda> hi bonky
59:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> 50 odd khunts not a word
59:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> if only the world could do this more lol
59:00 <TokenDaRing> is SuperMonkeyPants Pieter?
00:00 <bonky> .0.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <bonky> Oh and hi Liinda
03:00 <simba> this might be better blob:https%3A//vine.co/997bf9a6-9b0b-4dff-b3f3-8c62ee609717
03:00 <simba> lol blob
03:00 <simba> https://vine.co/v/M0DBhV1jbPz
05:00 <cita> SuperMonkeyPants: There's some other theories too apparently. Like, the gender difference in producing babies makes it so (apparently) women tend to get IDK... clingy "in love" etc after sex. People are weird basically. Sometimes, I think we would all be better off if we were fish. Fish are less dumb and the ocean is nice.
06:00 <frayedknot> isn't that the love hormone.. oxytocin?
06:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> TokenDaRing no its SuperDrongo
06:00 <frayedknot> released after sex to make ppl who have just done it fall in love?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex fan!
07:00 <Immortality> u bunch of pompoua flaps
07:00 <Doodle> i have a sex fan
07:00 <Immortality> pompous*
07:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I cant have my name back apparently
07:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> its all technical shit you know
08:00 <Doodle> its got dust on it these days tho
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol oh really?
08:00 <Doodle> yeah
08:00 <Doodle> for sex during summer
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it black?
08:00 <Doodle> no its white
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
08:00 <British^Meat> cum
08:00 <TokenDaRing> SuperMonkeyPants: whine moar
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Doodle> it has a remote so you dont have to take your dick out to turn it up
09:00 <preston> whos drinking tonight?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
10:00 <Loof> alcos
10:00 <Loof> ?
10:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> TokenDaRing would you like me to cunty head?
10:00 <British^Meat> super monkey balls in SuperMonkeyPants
10:00 <TokenDaRing> go for it SuperMonkeyPants
10:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I mean I could just sit here all fucking night whining like a bitch if you like
10:00 <TokenDaRing> please, do go on
11:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> and who loses that game shit for brains? lol
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you do
11:00 <Glyndwr> don't monkeys have really small dicks?
11:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> no you do lol
11:00 <preston> SuperMonkeyPants is legend
11:00 <TokenDaRing> the rest of us sit here and laugh at you
11:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cos you asked me to you shit magott lol
11:00 <Loof> nicely basted 4:1)
12:00 <preston> Loof you drunk?
12:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> he better be fuckin drunk
12:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof, is always drunk
12:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> or im calling the mental health team
12:00 <Loof> i barely ever drink
13:00 <Loof> did recently tho
13:00 <Loof> never again
13:00 <preston> Loof you use to be an aclo
13:00 <preston> what happened?
13:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> what happened bro?
13:00 <preston> why you so against alcohol bro
13:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> turned gay again?
13:00 <mrgrumpy> just because you rarely drink doesnt mean you can't be drunk :P
13:00 <preston> thats true
13:00 <Loof> just means i'm not "always drunk"
13:00 <mrgrumpy> makes it easier to get drunk :P
13:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> well why the fuck not
14:00 <Loof> agreed
14:00 <preston> so you still drink Loof?
14:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I mean if you can do it
14:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I drive a truck I can't be drunk
14:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> until now :0
14:00 <Loof> plus the fact i'm on medication makes alcohol hit me even harder
15:00 <Loof> which is another reason i shouldn't be drinking 4 litres of red wine
15:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> mate you get a few beers in ya
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> youll be running down the road naked before long
15:00 <Loof> never doing that again
15:00 <mrgrumpy> scotch and coke!
15:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> on those anti depressant pills
15:00 <preston> scotch and coke
15:00 <mrgrumpy> or just scotch
15:00 <preston> scotch and dry
15:00 <preston> better
15:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> scotch how scottish is that shit bro
15:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah scotch and dry is nice on a hot day
15:00 <preston> loof have a drink with us bro
15:00 <preston> big irc saturday night drink
15:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> lets all get pissed!
15:00 <Loof> hot day would be nice period
16:00 <mrgrumpy> I love the cold!
16:00 <Loof> ew
16:00 <Loof> i hate it
16:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> love the cold wtf?
16:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> thats anti aussie
16:00 <preston> lets all get pissed
16:00 <mrgrumpy> can't fuckin wait til Europe this December/Jan
16:00 <mrgrumpy> plus ski trip in Aug
16:00 <mrgrumpy> I *LOVE* the cold
16:00 <Loof> snow is the only good thing about this insane cold
16:00 <Loof> cant wait to go this winter
17:00 <preston> you ever been to the snow Loof?
17:00 <Loof> i wanna try snowboarding (finally)
17:00 <preston> id bet you havn;t
17:00 <Loof> i loved skiing
17:00 <preston> have you booked your tickets?
17:00 <mrgrumpy> getting a wood heater on thurs :: jizz ::
17:00 <Loof> tho i've only done cross country skiis
17:00 <preston> LOL
17:00 <preston> so never been to the snow
17:00 <frayedknot> cross country skiing is awesome
17:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> fried fucking food
17:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf
17:00 <Loof> why get a heater if you love the cold
17:00 <Loof> ?
17:00 <preston> mrgrumpy wood heater???
18:00 <Liinda> Night lovelies! xo
18:00 <HiGear> night liinda
18:00 <Loof> idgi
18:00 <mrgrumpy> Australia doesnt have snow :P
18:00 <Loof> yeah it does
18:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cunts in the cold love their fires bro
18:00 <Serenity> of course it does
18:00 <mrgrumpy> preston, yes a wood heater as in a combustion stove
18:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> they like to be half cold half hot
18:00 <Loof> i thought this guy was cool
18:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> half breeds
18:00 <preston> ohh right
18:00 <Loof> but he's obviously a dick
18:00 <preston> combustion stove cool
18:00 <Loof> bragging about getting a heater though he "loves the cold"
18:00 <Serenity> id love a wood fire in my house
18:00 <Serenity> messy though
18:00 <preston> nobody cares
18:00 <preston> Loof you can like the cold to be not hot
19:00 <preston> warmed up with shit
19:00 <mrgrumpy> spent half the day loading and stacking 2 ton of wood
19:00 <Loof> saying australia has no snow
19:00 <preston> do you hate summer if u like a fan?
19:00 <mrgrumpy> it's our only source of heat seeing as the central died in the arse
19:00 <preston> it basically has no snow
19:00 <preston> LOL
19:00 <preston> so yes he is right
19:00 <preston> most snow is fake loof
19:00 <Loof> if you love the cold why do you need to stack to tonne of wood to burn for heat?
19:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof, we obviously have snow, but compared to Europe or even NZ it's shit snow
19:00 <preston> but you are both experts on snow because you go everyyear
19:00 <Loof> do you just like to chop down trees?
20:00 <MrMark> love
20:00 <Liinda> lace
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <Doodle> hot
20:00 <bell> dont go Liinda
20:00 <Liinda> Like a Walrus Doodle
20:00 <MrMark> oooet
20:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
20:00 <Loof> what a dick
20:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof, I love being warm in the cold
20:00 <mrgrumpy> I hate being hot in the heat
20:00 <mrgrumpy> it's perfect "book reading weather" in melbourne in the winter when the fire is roaring
21:00 <Liinda> LOL <3
21:00 <Doodle> <3
21:00 <Liinda> bye bell!
21:00 <Doodle> you're lucky
21:00 <bell> dont go Liinda
21:00 <MrMark> i am the walrus
21:00 <bell> dont do this
21:00 <bell> MrMark pour me a drink
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Communards - Don't Leave Me This Way.mp3 (4.09MB 128kbps Stereo 4:27)
21:00 <MrMark> k
21:00 <Loof> only one type of tree i like to chop down (only when they're ready 4:1)
21:00 <Serenity> being warm in the cold is comfortable
21:00 <Serenity> being hot in summer not so much
21:00 <mrgrumpy> preston, yes I go skiiing every year - either local, NZ or Europe
21:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> fuck im getting attacked for being happy
21:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, only so far you can strip down in the heat, but you can rug up in the cold
22:00 <Liinda> LOL
22:00 <Liinda> bye
22:00 <Doodle> o/
22:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> hahahaha shit is funny eh
22:00 <preston> yeh bro u cant speak your mind here
22:00 <preston> cant speak or you shut down
22:00 <preston> disagree you silenced
22:00 <Serenity> yeah exactly mrgrumpy
22:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> all heil the dictator!
22:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nanananananana leader!
23:00 <bell> ill take it
23:00 <bell> double scotch on rocks
23:00 <bell> johnnie red
23:00 <Loof> australia doesn't have snow
23:00 <Loof> what a dick
23:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> snow?
23:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yeah we got it
23:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> but up in the middle of nowhere
23:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof, comparable to Europe or North America
24:00 <bell> *moments silence for liinda*
24:00 <preston> Loof it basically doenst have snow
24:00 <preston> thats why its all fake 
24:00 <preston> they bring in pumps and fans
24:00 <preston> snow machines
24:00 <mrgrumpy> Most of the "snow" we get at our Ski resorts is man made
24:00 <preston> uve never been to the snow in ur life loof and recon u know what goes on
24:00 <preston> LOL
24:00 <mrgrumpy> as preston as just said
24:00 <preston> "ive been skiing i love skiing.... but only down grass"
24:00 <preston> HAHAHAHA
24:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> its almost fucking snowing here in melb actually
24:00 <Loof> so many cockmanglers
24:00 <Loof> so few bullets
25:00 <MrMark> it was single malt!!
25:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cockmanglers don't deserve bullets mang
25:00 <mrgrumpy> SuperMonkeyPants, was up at Romsey, was pretty close to sleet on the Macedon ranges
25:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> burn them with tires like the africans
25:00 <preston> yeh
25:00 <preston> give them ebola
25:00 <Loof> knobgoblins as far as the eye can see
26:00 <preston> really?
26:00 <preston> knob goblins whats that?
26:00 <mrgrumpy> lol @ knobgoblin
27:00 <mrgrumpy> isn't it knob jockey?
27:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> knob gobblin is Loof's wife
27:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> she a good knob gobbler
27:00 <preston> is Loof married?
27:00 <mrgrumpy> goblin' the knob
27:00 <Serenity> lol cockmangler is a new one
27:00 <preston> cockmangler is old
27:00 <preston> thankyou
27:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> well married is a subjective term
27:00 <mrgrumpy> sif mangle my cock
27:00 <preston> subjective indeed
27:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt recommend it mrgrumpy
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <preston> Loof you married by australian law?
28:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, I prefer to keep it intact!
29:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> mrgrumpy is an anal fissure
29:00 <Loof> He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' and has buttered scones for tea
29:00 <mrgrumpy> ooh! those are nasty!
30:00 <mrgrumpy> everyone needs to wipe appropriately when I'm around 
30:00 <preston> they do
30:00 <mrgrumpy> no tears in your anal ducts on my account please!
30:00 <preston> wipe ur ass
31:00 <preston> loofs wife can wipe it for you
31:00 <mrgrumpy> sif wipe, she can rim it out :P LA LA LA
32:00 <mrgrumpy> very few people know how to actually "wipe" hygienically 
32:00 <mrgrumpy> this includes wounds and not just poopage
33:00 <preston> rim it out
33:00 <preston> i know
33:00 <preston> most ppl just shit in pants
34:00 <mrgrumpy> best way to clean up down there is to use a hose
34:00 <mrgrumpy> just not on a hard setting
34:00 <mrgrumpy> or in India
35:00 <preston> hose is good
35:00 <preston> get the french toilet
35:00 <preston> ass cleaner
36:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah for the life of my I can't spell it but I know how to say it " boo day"
36:00 <mrgrumpy> they're in most Euro hotels
37:00 <Dugnuts> ahh liinda is the best
37:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
37:00 <frayedknot> bidet
37:00 <frayedknot> not hard to spell
40:00 <Serenity> is the water that comes out of those things warm?
40:00 <Serenity> not sure getting sprayed on the butthole would feel nice llol
40:00 <preston> no its cold
41:00 <Dugnuts> so
41:00 <Dugnuts> be interesting folks
41:00 <preston> it does
41:00 <preston> feels really good
42:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> kinky sex
42:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
42:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> :P
42:00 <Dugnuts> danny devito is in the 2nd season of deadbeat!
42:00 <Dugnuts> heh
42:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> tv sux
42:00 <TokenDaRing> hey preston
42:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet you like this [23:34:42] <mrgrumpy> or in India
42:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, you can set the temp
42:00 <Loof> butthole bukakke
42:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean
42:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8be8pL0lhw
42:00 <TokenDaRing> this
42:00 <preston> india?
42:00 <Serenity> ohh cool grem
42:00 <Serenity> mrgrumpy
43:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> too many dvds and shit
43:00 <Dugnuts> what the hell
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> grem now ive talked to him
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> he wasnt very helpful lol
43:00 <TokenDaRing> SuperMonkeyPants: you'd like this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8be8pL0lhw
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nah I probably wouldnt
43:00 <mrgrumpy> Yeah I used a bidet in in India  - worst fuckin' mistake o my life even though it was in a corporate building
43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> hahaha netsplit lollllllllllll
44:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> do you watch taxi?
44:00 <bell> liinda is
44:00 <bell> she really cool
44:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> hi bell
44:00 <Dugnuts> yup
44:00 <Dugnuts> i hate her bf
44:00 <bell> dont know why ppl come on here to just idle
44:00 <Dugnuts> lucky soab
44:00 <Dugnuts> :P
44:00 <Loof> mrgrunt's online dating profile: "I like to chop trees"
44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> everyone fucked off bye seeya
44:00 <mrgrumpy> I was pukin' out both ends for 3 days
44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> hahaha Loof
44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> he likes to chop more than trees
44:00 <Serenity> oh no
44:00 <Serenity> loof fire wood trees are mostly dead anyway
44:00 <Serenity> its ok
44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> hes a fuckin zombie killer
44:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof,  the trees were already chopped
45:00 <bell> everyone should be chatting
45:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> hi bell
45:00 <bell> hi
45:00 <bell> how are u
45:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> :)
45:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> im great thanks
45:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> how are u?
45:00 <mrgrumpy> I just collected with my trailer
45:00 <Loof> wonder if he hunts too
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> he probably hunts monkeys
45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> and calls them honey
45:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof, I have no objections to hunting so long as the game is taken and eaten
46:00 <bell> great
46:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> cool
46:00 <bell> after MrMark get me drunk
46:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> same mrgrumpy
46:00 <mrgrumpy> I object to just straight out shooting an animal
46:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> hunting for sport is stupid
46:00 <Serenity> i dont like hunting just because but if you gotta eat, you gotta eat
46:00 <preston> zombie cocks
46:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I fish and only take the big old ones
46:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> little ones put them back
46:00 <TokenDaRing> SuperMonkeyPants: did you watch that clip?
46:00 <mrgrumpy> Duck, Deer, Rabbit, Hare are all OK in my book
47:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> i got drive thru for dinner
47:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> have you had dinne yet?
47:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> have you had dinner yet?
47:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> 2 burgers yay
47:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> TokenDaRing nope
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you should
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd love it
47:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> and you can't ever make me
47:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> dickhead
47:00 <TokenDaRing> ok, your loss
47:00 <TokenDaRing> it was a VB ad
47:00 <TokenDaRing> reminded me of you
47:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> obviously I can't lose when speaking to an inbreed like you
47:00 <Loof> some people are just about being as destructive as possible to the planets ecosystem
47:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> so keep going
47:00 <Loof> they seem to get a rush out of it
48:00 <Loof> like they're happy they've made a difference, even if it's a negative one
48:00 <mrgrumpy> Loof, Hunters probably contribute to native habitat and species more than any other lobby group
48:00 <Loof> the most extreme cases are the cunts that start fires or serial killers
48:00 <Serenity> wb freaks
48:00 <mrgrumpy> I'd even risk saying hunters do more for the environnment than the greents
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard came back, what a pity
49:00 <mrgrumpy> greens*
51:00 <Serenity> i dont know an awful lot about hunting, closest ive come to hunting is fishing and crabbing lol
53:00 <mrgrumpy> Hunting is as humane if not more so than buying from a supermarket
53:00 <preston> wow
53:00 <preston> big problems
54:00 <preston> Serenity you hunt for cocks?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> preston: if she was, there's no way she'd be able to find yours
54:00 <preston> by that I mean chickens
54:00 <preston> TokenDaRing ok :S
54:00 <preston> think she meant someone else not me but thanks for that
56:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> its hard to celebrate mothers days when your mother is dead
56:00 <preston> :(
56:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah it's rather balls
56:00 <preston> sorry to hear that
56:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> it was long ago though
57:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> but every year it comes up just bores me
57:00 <mrgrumpy> hard to talk to cousins when your Aunt is dead and your own mother is a cunt
57:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yeah mrgrumpy
57:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> thats trippy man
58:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> we should have mother fuckers day lol
58:00 <mrgrumpy> My Nan is awesome though, but talking to my cousins is difficult
58:00 <mrgrumpy> plus my partner has a close knit family so mother's day is even worse
59:00 <]alienated-Romeo\_[> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
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