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01:00 <couleurs> dumb n dumber to
09:00 <slinky_J> i didnt finish watchin that
15:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
16:00 <Dugnuts> some bieber looking teenage motherfucker is lucky im not 5 years younger
16:00 <Dugnuts> she shitheads you meet on the tram
16:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
18:00 <British^Meat> explain
18:00 <Maurice> Would you have hit on him if you were younger
19:00 <STINKFIST> cool stories
19:00 <Dugnuts> no
20:00 <STINKFIST> yeah you're right
20:00 <Dugnuts> i would have smacked him out if i was 5 years younger
20:00 <British^Meat> given him a stern talking to?
20:00 <Dugnuts> im glad ive made this progress
20:00 <STINKFIST> are we talking finger wagging?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stinky!
20:00 <Dugnuts> that i dont beat the shit out of cheeky young fuckheads
20:00 <STINKFIST> hey Kate
20:00 <STINKFIST> how come you're such a babe
20:00 <British^Meat> why? wot do?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ho you doin'??
20:00 <STINKFIST> ?
20:00 <Dugnuts> him staring me down without me smacking him in the face probably got him laid with the cutest girl there
20:00 <STINKFIST> I'm OK
21:00 <STINKFIST> more doin
21:00 <STINKFIST> less hos
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because i am?
21:00 <STINKFIST> but otherwise fine
21:00 <STINKFIST> yeah, you sure are
21:00 <Dugnuts> it was hard to not beat him to a pulp tho
21:00 <Dugnuts> dammit
21:00 <Dugnuts> i thought i lost this rage
23:00 <British^Meat> U gonna tell us what the fuck he did or not??
25:00 <STINKFIST> he didn't wear his fedora ironically
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
25:00 <Dugnuts> he was all up in my face
25:00 <Dugnuts> calling me a pedo coz i called this 20 yo girl hot
26:00 <Dugnuts> i just laughed him off
26:00 <Dugnuts> but the urge was there to beat the little shit to a pulp
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *rolls eyes*
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but you're like THE MAN dug, always pulling chicks left right and centre
27:00 <Dugnuts> i never said that kate
27:00 <Dugnuts> ffs
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, you just implied it
27:00 <Dugnuts> im ashamed that i felt the urge to beat him to a pulp
27:00 <Maurice> I would never call a 20 yr old hot, especially since I'm in my 30s
27:00 <Maurice> Little bit wrong
27:00 <Dugnuts> i thought i was past that
27:00 <Dugnuts> well i didnt know how old she was
27:00 <Dugnuts> she was just hot
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ok then
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you were alone when you said this?
28:00 <STINKFIST> the urge is ALWAYS there to beat everyone up
28:00 <STINKFIST> because they're always douche bags
28:00 <STINKFIST> unfortunately civility, decorum and the law stops us
28:00 <Dugnuts> i was, he had 6 of his mates with him
28:00 <STINKFIST> this is why we have nice things
28:00 <Dugnuts> not that that worried me
28:00 <Dugnuts> they all looked like pussies
29:00 <STINKFIST> it would worry me
29:00 <Dugnuts> but again
29:00 <STINKFIST> and I am massive
29:00 <STINKFIST> but perhaps you should have said better to be a paedo than a serial homosexual
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> CREEP DAWG
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <British^Meat> how did it come about u said she was hot?
29:00 <Dugnuts> i got on the bus
29:00 <Dugnuts> said that blonde girl with the big tits is a hottie right
29:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
29:00 <Dugnuts> tram
29:00 <STINKFIST> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're sitting by yourself and you yell out a young woman is hawt
29:00 <STINKFIST> protip
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with all his mates around....
30:00 <STINKFIST> from a horndog
30:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt yell shit
30:00 <British^Meat> heh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> CREEPY AS FUCK
30:00 <STINKFIST> never say to ANYONE you wouldn't high five over a Devil's Threesome
30:00 <STINKFIST> 'nice tits on her hey'
30:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
30:00 <Dugnuts> my only concern was me losing my temper
30:00 <Dugnuts> which
30:00 <Dugnuts> i managed to hold
30:00 <Dugnuts> barely
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, right. I think most men that chat on irc are uni eunuchs anyways LOL
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so the anger thing… whatever
31:00 <Dugnuts> just like all the women are fat sluts?
31:00 <Kynetic> i now live on an island
31:00 <Dugnuts> pl
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> uni lol oops
31:00 <Dugnuts> ok
31:00 <Kynetic> streets surrounding us are totally cut off by water
32:00 <slinky_J> wrong to call a 20 yr old hot
32:00 <slinky_J> lolz
32:00 <Dugnuts> no, i used to get in trouble
32:00 <STINKFIST> in my experience
32:00 <slinky_J> sif
32:00 <STINKFIST> when there is 6 dudes gonna kick my arse
32:00 <Kynetic> managed to get out to get some beers from the bottleo
32:00 <Dugnuts> but ive been good lately
32:00 <STINKFIST> real easy to hold my temper
32:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
32:00 <Dugnuts> man, they were wimps
32:00 <STINKFIST> sure
32:00 <Dugnuts> that was not my concern at all
32:00 <STINKFIST> but they aren't here telling the story ;)
32:00 <Kynetic> had to negotiate with cops to allow me to drive the wrong way down a major rd (which has no traffic on it cos the road is cut by water) just soi could get back into my street
32:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough STINKFIST
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
34:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah, if i was 5 years younger the friends wouldnt have stopped me from being an idiot
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whatever
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're old and slow - i'm glad you've come to terms with that
34:00 <Dugnuts> im just glad i learned my lesson back then
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> balding?
35:00 <Dugnuts> and you are a fat bitch, come to terms with that already kate
35:00 <Serenity> meanwhile theres 6 young guys from the tram at home laughing about the 'old cunt' who thought he was tough and hes lucky he kept his old mouth shut or he'd have gort smaahed m8
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bahaha
35:00 <Dugnuts> heh
35:00 <Dugnuts> maybe
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> of course i'm fat - i've come to terms with that years ago. I actually LOVE my body!
35:00 <Maurice> I ate my twin in the womb
35:00 <Dugnuts> oh congrats on being a proud waste of space
35:00 <STINKFIST> I'd love your body too
35:00 <STINKFIST> if you let me
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ;)
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stinky you can have me any day! 
36:00 <STINKFIST> the great thing about Kate is
36:00 <STINKFIST> I have no idea what she looks like
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I love cupcakes?
36:00 <Dugnuts> oh
36:00 <STINKFIST> but we've been IRC'ing forever
36:00 <slinky_J> stinky is my pet name for stinky
36:00 <slinky_J> :(
36:00 <STINKFIST> and I am in love with her
36:00 <Dugnuts> she's fat and ugly with kids she ignors
36:00 <Dugnuts> ignores
36:00 <slinky_J> stealin my shit
36:00 <Dugnuts> there you go
36:00 <Maurice> We all ignore our kids, they're annoying
36:00 <Maurice> You learn to tune them out
36:00 <STINKFIST> that's cool, win-win right?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> exactly maurice
36:00 <slinky_J> yeh and Skirmish is banging her
36:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
37:00 <Maurice> I'm ignoring mine right now
37:00 <slinky_J> teh circle of life is complete.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> BAHAHAHA
37:00 <STINKFIST> I am not in love with Skirmish
37:00 <STINKFIST> so that's OK with me
37:00 <Serenity> well its a good thing she ignores the little fucks then they dont distrupt our sex
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :D
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ^ 5
37:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh, i love it
37:00 <STINKFIST> I used to have this French-Viet missus
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ignores my KIDS - i have 1 child
37:00 <STINKFIST> she was recently divorced
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and it's 12.37
37:00 <STINKFIST> i was close enough
37:00 <STINKFIST> I learned a lot from that
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so she is asleep in bed MOFO
37:00 <STINKFIST> whenever we were together, we were together
37:00 <Dugnuts> yap yap yap kate
37:00 <Serenity> i wish i could /ignore all kids on the planet some days
37:00 <STINKFIST> whenever we weren't, whatever ruled
38:00 <STINKFIST> so I could run into her somewhere with a girl on my arm
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ serenity 
38:00 <STINKFIST> and she'd have a dude on hers
38:00 <Dugnuts> noice stebie
38:00 <STINKFIST> we'd say hi and smile and make chit-chat
38:00 <Dugnuts> STINKFIST
38:00 <STINKFIST> and mean it
38:00 <Dugnuts> even
38:00 <STINKFIST> then the next night
38:00 <STINKFIST> balls deep.
38:00 <Dugnuts> heh
38:00 <STINKFIST> it was brilliant
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
38:00 <STINKFIST> no expectation
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> love it!
38:00 <STINKFIST> no baggage
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, no expectations is pretty awesome! 
38:00 <STINKFIST> she is the one that got away
38:00 <STINKFIST> what no one ever tells you is
38:00 <STINKFIST> a good fisherman has multiple rods
38:00 <Dugnuts> thats cool man, the last girl i had that with was married to a guy who liked being cuckolded
38:00 <slinky_J> wtf man
39:00 <Dugnuts> so we'd see him out
39:00 <STINKFIST> what happens if you have 3 on the line?
39:00 <STINKFIST> 2 always get away
39:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11210451_10153807195653032_1911947031704805690_n.jpg?oh=0218c5ec821a902c3022f1e80fef2657&oe=55C76053&__gda__=1438967016_417892e5a49958097386b7bea0dd3968 - Me RN, u want me stinky?
39:00 <STINKFIST> fuck
39:00 <slinky_J> i thought the chick u came back to Aus for was the one that got away
39:00 <Dugnuts> but he didnt have anyone
39:00 <Dugnuts> nah
39:00 <Dugnuts> you just need to lie better bro
39:00 <STINKFIST> Jeesh - exactly
39:00 <STINKFIST> I am marrying her in June
39:00 <Dugnuts> congrats!
39:00 <STINKFIST> my point is, there's more than 1 ' the one'
39:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes agree
40:00 <Dugnuts> i thought i had teh one for 6 years
40:00 <Dugnuts> turns out
40:00 <Dugnuts> not so much
40:00 <STINKFIST> I met, I reckon, 3 girls that were marriable
40:00 <STINKFIST> in my break
40:00 <STINKFIST> and heaps of dross
40:00 <Dugnuts> noice
40:00 <Dugnuts> ive met 2 i think
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> turns out she found out you were a creepy old fuck dug? SO she left you?
40:00 <Dugnuts> keep talking like you know me you fat bitch
40:00 <slinky_J> woa
41:00 <Serenity> lolll
41:00 <slinky_J> kangaroolations
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> kept talking to me like you know me,you balding old fuck
41:00 <Maurice> Why is fat such an insult
41:00 <Maurice> It's boring
41:00 <Dugnuts> the bitch is the insult
41:00 <Dugnuts> the fat is just an observation
41:00 <Maurice> Yeah it's not
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's not, that's the thing. I totes love my body
41:00 <Maurice> I love my body nearly every night
41:00 <Dugnuts> good for you
41:00 <slinky_J> soooo
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> dug, can you crack a fat?
41:00 <Maurice> ifyouknowwhatimean
41:00 <slinky_J> how many chicks in here like rebel wilson?
41:00 <Serenity> i can
41:00 <slinky_J> huhu
41:00 <Maurice> Me
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pics serenity!
42:00 <Dugnuts> as in split a fat chick in half?
42:00 <Dugnuts> if i have to
42:00 <Dugnuts> if you are talking about erections
42:00 <Dugnuts> whenever they are warranted
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah no, erection dug
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what the actual fuck
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whenever they're warrented
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
42:00 <Dugnuts> its english bitch
42:00 <Dugnuts> learn it
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so that's a NO
42:00 <Maurice> I often get an unwarrented erection
42:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
42:00 <Serenity> LOL @ CRACK A FAT CHICK
42:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHA
42:00 <Serenity> like a nut
42:00 <Maurice> Unwarranted*
42:00 <Dugnuts> its a yes
42:00 <Serenity> schnnaapp'
43:00 <Dugnuts> usually more often than i like
43:00 <Serenity> i wish i was born a dude sometimes
43:00 <Maurice> Me too
43:00 <STINKFIST> why ad personum?
43:00 <Dugnuts> nah
43:00 <Serenity> imagine going through puberty with a song
43:00 <Maurice> I would stick my dick in everything
43:00 <Dugnuts> then theres pressure to get it up all the time
43:00 <Serenity> dong..
43:00 <STINKFIST> katatonic_kate01_ is one of the few wonderful people on this server
43:00 <STINKFIST> as is Serenity
43:00 <Dugnuts> you have nfi
43:00 <STINKFIST> is that so intimidating?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *hair flicks*
43:00 <Serenity> hello kyle
43:00 <Maurice> Well obviously she has no idea
44:00 <Dugnuts> you have to hide your boner in your belt
44:00 <STINKFIST> sup sweet cheeks/
44:00 <STINKFIST> ?
44:00 <Dugnuts> hope your shirt doesnt lift
44:00 <Serenity> nm much chilling
44:00 <Maurice> You must wear super low pants, Dugnuts..
44:00 <Dugnuts> wet panties are easy to hide
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um
44:00 <Dugnuts> not even
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pressure to get it up
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> how old are you dug
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 80?
44:00 <Serenity> i was reading houso wars on a local chat page on facebook but i got confused
44:00 <STINKFIST> have you guys ever bromanced 2 asian dudes?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not yet, but it's on my list of things to do
45:00 <Dugnuts> what can i say, most of the girls ive gone out with want it nonstop all the time
45:00 <Serenity> id rather homance a hot bird with wobbly knockers
45:00 <Dugnuts> 3 or 4 times a day isnt enough
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
45:00 <Maurice> WOBBLY SAUSAGE
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i doubt that dug
45:00 <Dugnuts> doubt all you want
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i will
45:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt make it untrue
45:00 <Dugnuts> i have never lied on here
45:00 <Dugnuts> ever
45:00 <Serenity> is that because you take 4 times to actually get them off once? or..
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> slow, old and balding. Hardly a sex machine
45:00 <Maurice> It makes it hurt, thats what it makes it
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
45:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
46:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok katatonic_kate01_
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> famous last words, i've never lied
46:00 <Dugnuts> i havent
46:00 <STINKFIST> you dudes remember how to format text
46:00 <Serenity> i lied
46:00 <STINKFIST> so my shit is a different colour?
46:00 <Serenity> i dont have a glorious dong
46:00 <Maurice> I lie all the time
46:00 <STINKFIST> so I can keep up
46:00 <Maurice> Like when Cam goes 'how much did that cost?' and I drop 15 bucks off the price
46:00 <Serenity> ctrl k
46:00 <Serenity> but you cant have colours
46:00 <STINKFIST> no like by default
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> drop at least $50 off maurice lol 
46:00 <STINKFIST> I guess it's a notice thing right?
46:00 <Serenity> oh um
46:00 <Serenity> i cant remember
46:00 <Maurice> It kinda depends on what it costs lol
47:00 <Dugnuts> i dont lie, its one of my things
47:00 <Serenity> stebie
47:00 <Serenity> er
47:00 <Maurice> Isn't it the crayons
47:00 <Serenity> STINKFIST
47:00 <Maurice> Then reset?
47:00 <Serenity> in your address book up the top of mirc
47:00 <Serenity> click that and change your nick colour $me
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> dug, you're lying now 
48:00 <Dugnuts> nope
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, you are
48:00 <STINKFIST> test
48:00 <STINKFIST> dammit
48:00 <Dugnuts> i got in serious trouble when i was a teenager for it
48:00 <Dugnuts> ever since then
48:00 <Dugnuts> i either tell the truth
48:00 <STINKFIST> again
48:00 <STINKFIST> yes
48:00 <Dugnuts> or dont say anything
48:00 <STINKFIST> genius Sez, you rule
48:00 <Serenity> =D
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
48:00 <Maurice> You should reward her with dick pics
48:00 <Serenity> you should
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YES dick pics!
49:00 <Maurice> (I'll meet you in PM, Serenity)
49:00 <STINKFIST> what use is a pic of my dick?
49:00 <Serenity> ;}
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah me too
49:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
49:00 <STINKFIST> like, a pic of poonani is worthless
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> we just wanna know how huge your wang is 
49:00 <STINKFIST> if there's no tits and face attached to it
49:00 <STINKFIST> *next*
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> You live in sydney stinky so do i *winks suggestively* 
49:00 <Serenity> speaking of boobs i need to get dr4essed
49:00 <Serenity> brb
50:00 <STINKFIST> only reason I moved here is because of you
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> thought so 
50:00 <STINKFIST> its like Babesville and you're the spunkiest Mayor in recorded history
50:00 <Maurice> Everybody was hung wang fighting
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *hair flicks*
50:00 <Serenity> multiple wobble sausages Maurice
51:00 <Dugnuts> heh
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <STINKFIST> let's be honest though
52:00 <STINKFIST> who's seen me hug Asian boys?
52:00 <STINKFIST> show of hands
52:00 <Serenity> i have
52:00 <Dugnuts> night uglies
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> see ya old man
52:00 <STINKFIST> he's short but he isn't ugly
53:00 <Dugnuts> catcha fat ugly woman
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> dude, i'm fucking hawt
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and just happen to be fat too
53:00 <Dugnuts> as you say
53:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
53:00 <Loof> i really love you fatty fatty
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's an awesome combo!
54:00 <Dugnuts> keep telling yourself that
54:00 <Loof> fatty fatty
54:00 <Loof> it's a song
54:00 <Loof> sorry
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I will… i haven't had any complaints so far
54:00 <Dugnuts> heh ok
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :D
55:00 <STINKFIST> I don't know where you guys draw the line on fat
55:00 <STINKFIST> I usually draw it at doggy style, when I am at full thrust
55:00 <STINKFIST> but still am not in
55:00 <Dugnuts> when your waist is wider than your hips
55:00 <Dugnuts> thats my limit
55:00 <slinky_J> well
55:00 <slinky_J> rebel wilson is morbidly obese
55:00 <STINKFIST> I am a philistine, don't know which is waist and when is hips
55:00 <Dugnuts> before that its just chubby
55:00 <STINKFIST> oh yeah Rebel Wilson
55:00 <slinky_J> thats fat
55:00 <STINKFIST> I reckon I wouldn't get it in
56:00 <STINKFIST> I think the line for me is
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol sif
56:00 <slinky_J> dude
56:00 <STINKFIST> when I realise my dick isn't THAT small
56:00 <STINKFIST> she's just pretty big
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <STINKFIST> it's a fine line
56:00 <STINKFIST> and an average wang
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> each to their own
56:00 <Dugnuts> well you have to draw it somewhere
56:00 <Dugnuts> i think my line is reasonable
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
57:00 <Maurice> But she's hilarious
57:00 <slinky_J> i think unhealthy fat is the issue
57:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity loves huge dongs
57:00 <Serenity> i bloody well do so
57:00 <Maurice> Everyone loves huge dongs, even you, ShadowLurker
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
57:00 <Maurice> YOU GIANT COCKWHORE
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YASSSSSSS!
57:00 <Dugnuts> if a woman doesnt have the curves a woman should have, thats not healthy
57:00 <Serenity> all the dongs for serenity
57:00 <mamak> wow
57:00 <slinky_J> yeah but the same should then apply to a man
57:00 <Dugnuts> thats why mine is hips have to be wider than waist
57:00 <slinky_J> it all comes down to individual attraction anyway
58:00 <Maurice> Whos to say what curves a woman should have?
58:00 <Dugnuts> here we go
58:00 <Serenity> well some women have none at all but are still healthy
58:00 <Maurice> Damn straight here we go
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well said slinky_J
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Someone for everyone
59:00 <Dugnuts> im not gonna argue, if you are too fat, you already know it deep down
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Of course
59:00 <Maurice> Ok Fabio
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fabio?
59:00 <Maurice> How do you not know who Fabio is
00:00 <slinky_J> yea superfunhappyslide
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> under 21?
00:00 <Dugnuts> he is the most beautiful man in the world
00:00 <Maurice> He's the most beautiful man in the cosmos
00:00 <Serenity> DE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE COSMOS
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hit in the face with a seagull
00:00 <Maurice> ^5
00:00 <Dugnuts> at least according to full frontal / fast forward
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> On a roller coaster
00:00 <Maurice> He used to be the cover model for romance books
00:00 <STINKFIST> FABIO!
00:00 <Loof> kate why don't you like superfunhappyslide ???
01:00 <Loof> give her a chance, she has the Loof approval
01:00 <STINKFIST> the moral of the story is
01:00 <Maurice> Thats not building her case
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bah
01:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha loof approval
01:00 <STINKFIST> I'd fuck just about everyone once
01:00 <STINKFIST> so let's not argue over that
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i didn't say i didn't like her
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOLZ
01:00 <STINKFIST> it's the ones I'd keep for the extended weekend worth of conversation we should discuss
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> give a fuck
01:00 <Maurice> Wait, you talk after sex?
01:00 <Maurice> That's not right
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hell no!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you sleep
02:00 <slinky_J> sleep str8 after sex?
02:00 <STINKFIST> man
02:00 <STINKFIST> of course I do
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah as soon as the dick withdraws from my cunt, i'm like BOOM sleep
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *rolls eyes*
02:00 <STINKFIST> especially if it is Sonam Kapoor
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Such a lady
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wow
02:00 <Maurice> Depending on my energy levels, it's either sleep or drag myself outside for a smoke
03:00 <STINKFIST> if you don't talk after random sex you're setting yourself up for failure
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> super, stop being a pretentious cunt. If you don't like my text ignore me - k?
03:00 <STINKFIST> that is the time you manage expectations
03:00 <ShadowLurker> https://33.media.tumblr.com/55403e02ab11447eb795b0f335785a7d/tumblr_nno3o2GREb1tzp6sfo1_400.gif
03:00 <STINKFIST> on both sides
03:00 <ShadowLurker> rawr
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> this better be cock lurker
03:00 <STINKFIST> yeah...
03:00 <STINKFIST> so that's a cat .gif
03:00 <STINKFIST> you don't have sex
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> awww doh!
03:00 <STINKFIST> why are we having this conversation?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
04:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure cat talk and pics make Loof leave
04:00 <slinky_J> yer i kinda thought tmi
04:00 <Maurice> So show more
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
04:00 <STINKFIST> did I mention Sonam Kapoor?
04:00 <STINKFIST> seriously.
04:00 <STINKFIST> you're welcome.
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ok kate
04:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/ef68a12915c254d0ce99685cd17af46f/tumblr_nerkzaxenS1twrkrlo1_400.gif
04:00 <ShadowLurker> better ?
04:00 <STINKFIST> in case you needed some Asian Sensation 
04:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
05:00 <STINKFIST> so that's porn
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah mildy 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nice cock
05:00 <STINKFIST> you still haven't hard sex
05:00 <ShadowLurker> who hasnt
05:00 <Maurice> Well, thats not a cat
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well, i don't want "soft" sex
05:00 <STINKFIST> Sonam
05:00 <STINKFIST> with me
05:00 <Maurice> I don't understand what that woman is doing
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL @ maurice
05:00 <Serenity> i want to pretend my mouth is a mail slot and about 14 cheeseburgers are mail
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
05:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
05:00 <Maurice> Omg cheeseburger
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ill bring em home
06:00 <ShadowLurker> on de way
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh best husband ever!!!
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hjs or mcds
06:00 <Maurice> You better fucking get her 14 and take a photo
06:00 <Serenity> i also drank too much iced tea
06:00 <Maurice> HJS
06:00 <Maurice> !!!!
06:00 <Serenity> and now my guts is like BLEBLERBERBEBBLLBERRLLB
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gah!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> iced tea is soooo sugary 
06:00 <Maurice> You can eat my cannelloni while you wait, Serenity
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ok back to it
06:00 <Serenity> these ones were low sugar kate
06:00 <Maurice> Whichever cannelloni you prefer ;)
06:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker suprise me
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fake sugar?
07:00 <Serenity> nope
07:00 <Serenity> just less sugar lol
08:00 <Maurice> I hate you Serenity and ShadowLurker, now I want my grilled chicken special
08:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL PARENTS
08:00 <Dugnuts>  hahaha
08:00 <Serenity> loll
09:00 <Dugnuts> heh
09:00 <Dugnuts> hhe
10:00 <STINKFIST> yes.
10:00 <STINKFIST> http://jilaa.net/images/2001.jpg
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> You know who i find incredibly hawt http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2014/01/Rollo.gif
14:00 <Serenity> eww theres that beard thing again
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WHATEVER :P
14:00 <slinky_J> yeah but least not hipster beard
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> trew
15:00 <STINKFIST> haha
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he is just fucking hawt!
15:00 <STINKFIST> I can see how you would fuck that
15:00 <STINKFIST> but INCREDIBLY hot?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i didn't like him in the first season….
15:00 <STINKFIST> crikey
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YEAH!
15:00 <STINKFIST> I must have an army of girls moist
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> uno it always ends up about chicks with you stinky
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Serenity> my beards better
16:00 <amsy> lol
16:00 <amsy> hot
16:00 <slinky_J> some1 needs sex addiction therapy
17:00 <Serenity> smells like cocoa butter
17:00 <STINKFIST> too little too late
17:00 <STINKFIST> ;)
17:00 <STINKFIST> cya babes
18:00 <Serenity> bye kyle
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Clive_Standen_77.JPG <--- with out the beard
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> his is still pretty fuckable
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> HE**
19:00 <TNT> banana_kate
20:00 <Serenity> hes hotter with no dead face ferret
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, yeah i like beards….
24:00 <Maurice> Stubble, no beard
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> either 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> is good
25:00 <British^Meat> make your female love to him
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wtf
26:00 <Serenity> SAUCE HIM UP IN THE MOISTURE OF A MILLION OTTERS POCKETS
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um wot!
27:00 <Serenity> YEP
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <Serenity> the goosebumps tv show is on netflix haha
30:00 <slinky_J> isnt there a new series
30:00 <Kynetic> you know theyre bringing back the x-files?
30:00 <Serenity> yeah
30:00 <slinky_J> for like 6 episodes
30:00 <Kynetic> :D
30:00 <Serenity> im pretty keen to see
30:00 <Kynetic> yeah its gonne be like a miniseries
30:00 <Kynetic> should i open the chips?
30:00 <Kynetic> or should i leave them
31:00 <Kynetic> is this even a question?
31:00 <slinky_J> i leave u to ponder!
31:00 <Serenity> open them!
31:00 <Kynetic> ill share them with Serenity
31:00 <Kynetic> so i know what she'll say
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WOT
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WHEN
31:00 <Serenity> back off
31:00 <Serenity> theyre mind
34:00 <Kynetic> fuck off
34:00 <Kynetic> its my bday
34:00 <British^Meat> FUCK OFF
34:00 <Kynetic> and ill open the fkn chips if i want to
35:00 <Kynetic> oh shit
35:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine gave me this tiny little bud cos its my bday
35:00 <Kynetic> and i just had a cone
35:00 <Kynetic> first cone ive had in 3 months
35:00 <Kynetic> im already regretting it
35:00 <Kynetic> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
36:00 <Serenity> hahaha
36:00 <Serenity> my brain melted out my ears hours ago
36:00 <Kynetic> thank god i have chips
36:00 <Kynetic> oh good
36:00 <Kynetic> ill just melt into your puddle then
37:00 <Serenity> Kynetic and Serenity milk shake
37:00 <Kynetic> fuck
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
37:00 <Kynetic> how good are chips
37:00 <Kynetic> srsly
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha what kind of shops
37:00 <Serenity> chips
37:00 <Serenity> ALSO
37:00 <Serenity> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
37:00 <Kynetic> sweet chilli and sour cream
38:00 <Kynetic> cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers
38:00 <Kynetic> im totally sleeping in tomorrow
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> happy birthday - how old?
38:00 <Kynetic> 35 ay
38:00 <Kynetic> gettin closer to 40 by the second
39:00 <MsJellybean> Nothing wrong with 40
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> 40 is the new 21
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> X2
39:00 <Kynetic> w00t
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well x1.7
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk
39:00 <Kynetic> so im really not even an adult yet
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> <- no good at maths
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 35, noice
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
39:00 <Kynetic> 40/21 = 1.904762
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> I was close lol
40:00 <Kynetic> now if only i was able to leave my house
40:00 <Kynetic> totally flooded in atm
40:00 <MsJellybean> Gold star for happy
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh no
41:00 <Kynetic> at least we have it better than houses about 10 houses down
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
41:00 <Kynetic> theres a car at the end of my street that has water up to its windows
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> epic
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Holy crap
41:00 <Serenity> =/
41:00 <Kynetic> and if i go the other direction 
41:00 <Kynetic> theres about 3 cars that are almost totally submerged
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you need a canoe ?
42:00 <Kynetic> funny that
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
42:00 <Kynetic> the cops were travelling around in a canoe before
42:00 <Kynetic> checking ppl were ok
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Do you have pets
42:00 <Kynetic> nah no pets
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok
42:00 <Kynetic> just birds n fish
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yep
42:00 <Kynetic> they dont really count
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well yeh they do lol
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> But they will be fine
42:00 <Kynetic> well not when youre worrying about flooding
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yup
42:00 <Kynetic> if anything the fish would be like fkn SWEET
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well
43:00 <Kynetic> FREEDOM MOTHERFUKKAS
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Unless tropical
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> surprise motherfucker! 
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Then they'd freeze their arses off
43:00 <Kynetic> yeah theyd probably freeze to death its pretty cold out
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fish coma
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Blooop
43:00 <Kynetic> but theyd enjoy their freedom for a few minutes
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> And bam finished
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Seconds lol
43:00 <Kynetic> what a way to go tho
43:00 <Kynetic> been cooped up ur whole life in a tank
44:00 <Kynetic> get freedom to go wherever then suddenly fall asleep and die
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Depends how you look at it - yes cooped up, but they have had good food and clean water
44:00 <Kynetic> at least they tasted that freedom before they went
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Assuming you look after them
44:00 <Kynetic> yeah theyre spoiled
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
44:00 <Kynetic> i give em fkn blood worms everyday
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> They depend on you to live
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh what do you have
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Discuss?
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Angels?
45:00 <Kynetic> just a bunch of gold barbs a silver shark 3 silver dollars and a bunch of catfish and some khouli loaches
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> I used to love the clean up crew
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> The bottom feeders
45:00 <Kynetic> heh
45:00 <Kynetic> theyre not so clean
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pitcus
45:00 <Kynetic> they make a fucking mess in the gravel
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cat fish
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Used to rearrange tank at night
46:00 <Kynetic> yeah
46:00 <Kynetic> the silver dollars were given to me
46:00 <mamak> could i see
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're cool
46:00 <Kynetic> cos my brothers tank was too small for em
46:00 <mamak> only u Kynetic
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah yeh
46:00 <mamak> ONLY U
46:00 <Kynetic> wish id known they eat plants
46:00 <mamak> SOMETIMES Maurice
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
46:00 <Kynetic> before they ate nearly $100 worth of plants out of my tank
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Plants won't last
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was gonna say they'll scoff that
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lolz
47:00 <Kynetic> they fucken scoffed it HARD
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gone over night virtually
47:00 <Kynetic> it was almost gone overnight
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh no shit lol
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yep
47:00 <Kynetic> after one night all that was left was stems
47:00 <Maurice> What
47:00 <Kynetic> and they were gone the next day
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Been there done that and sulked abt the money
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh lol
47:00 <Kynetic> tbh i could probably sell them and recoup my losses
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Husband was looking into salt water set up
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sweet as
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> But so expensive
47:00 <Kynetic> theyre 15cm each and in good condition 2 females one male
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk if worth it
48:00 <Kynetic> but theyre never gonna breed in my tank
48:00 <Kynetic> its only a 3 footer tall tank
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too small
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh
48:00 <Kynetic> too small for them really
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> I know a breeder
48:00 <Kynetic> but its bigger than the tank my brother had them in
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> He mainly deals with discuss tho
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can ask if you want?
48:00 <Kynetic> im a member of a fish trading group
48:00 <Kynetic> so if i decide to get rid of em
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah ok you have people
48:00 <Kynetic> i just have to advertise em on there
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yep
49:00 <Kynetic> and theyll be gone in hours
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Good good
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> To good homes
49:00 <Kynetic> yeah
49:00 <Loof> and resturants :P
49:00 <Serenity> not the mumma not the mumma
49:00 <Kynetic> yeah these fuckers get snarky when they see pictures of an overstocked tank
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wah
49:00 <Kynetic> far out
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well it's cruel to stuff too many
49:00 <Kynetic> or fish kept together that need different water parameters
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Exactly
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Temps
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Acidity
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> All that shit
50:00 <Kynetic> i like cichlids but i also like plants
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Water hardness
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> I like cichlids too
50:00 <Kynetic> so before i had the silver dollars i stuck to fish that didnt scoff ur plants
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
50:00 <Kynetic> i had some cherry shrimp in there too
50:00 <Kynetic> but im pretty certain theyve all moved themselves into the canister filter
50:00 <Kynetic> considering i havent cleaned it in a year and it still runs full pressure
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
51:00 <Kynetic> before i put the cherry shrimp into the tank i had to clean it every 2-3 months
51:00 <Kynetic> then i put them in
51:00 <Kynetic> they disappeared
51:00 <Kynetic> and ever since ive not had to clean the canister
51:00 <Kynetic> im gonna have to one day
51:00 <Kynetic> and when i do im gonna find a small colony of cherry shrimp in there i swear
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> My other half bought a new heater one time.. Forgot the brand pro something, paid like $300 for it so not a cheapie one.. We went out for dinner.. Came back..all his fish cooked
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Heater faulty
52:00 <Kynetic> fuck
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> He was gutted
52:00 <Kynetic> i bet
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Had this awesome black ghost knife fish
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Kinda look like a feather shape
52:00 <Kynetic> i want to upgrade my tank tho
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> With a white stripe
52:00 <Kynetic> its a pretty big tank being a tall 3 footer
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> He was so cool. Miss that guy
52:00 <Kynetic> but i rkn i need at least a 6 foot
53:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine has a 10' tank he built himself
53:00 <Kynetic> made out of 1" thick glass
53:00 <Kynetic> takes 4 people to move it EMPTY
53:00 <Kynetic> its choca block full of awesome lookin cichlids tho
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fark
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Thing is big tank
54:00 <Kynetic> yup
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Very hard to get Eco system spot on
54:00 <Kynetic> i like to just sit and stare at it when im there
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Look amazing thigh
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Though lol
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid phone
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Neighbour had a 8 foot salt water setup
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Inbuilt into his lounge wall
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stunning
54:00 <Kynetic> fuck yea
55:00 <Kynetic> id love a saltwater setu
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cost a fortune to run tough
55:00 <Kynetic> if i had money to burn
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> The lights etc
55:00 <Kynetic> just everything
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Even coral have to grow it first before intro fish
55:00 <Kynetic> needs perfect conditions all the tim
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Absolutely
55:00 <Kynetic> perfect ph salinity temp
55:00 <Kynetic> youre literally testing it daily to make sure its fine
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> He had these things I think they were ananemies
55:00 <Loof> do eet
55:00 <Loof> breed em
55:00 <Loof> cash in
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk how to spell
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> But imagine a tube with tentacles on the end of it
56:00 <Kynetic> anemones
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> And if you go to touch them
56:00 <Kynetic> YEAH
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> They disappear
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Back in tube
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Orange yellow pink
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> All colours
56:00 <Kynetic> the lfs down the road from me has an awesome saltwater tank setup with basically just anemones and clown fish
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> He had lotsa memos
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nemo
56:00 <Kynetic> its fkn sick
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh gorgeous
57:00 <Kynetic> looks so nice
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Also he had this blue guy idk what he was but big
57:00 <Kynetic> but so ridiculously expensive
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like 20cm
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> With yellow lips
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> That one fish was $350
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> He was stunning
57:00 <Kynetic> yeah its crazy
57:00 <Kynetic> theres this type of catfish
57:00 <Kynetic> zebra catfish
57:00 <Kynetic> a breeding pair will sell for $2k
58:00 <Kynetic> and a single offspring ~5cm goes for anywhere from $500-1k
58:00 <Kynetic> which is crazy considering if your water conditions are way different to where they came from it could just die randomly from shock
59:00 <Kynetic> "oh shit i just wasted $500"
00:00 <Kynetic> man im gonna have the worst bong hangover tomorrow i just know it
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh you need to be 10000% committed
00:00 <Kynetic> i am so fkn stoned off that tiny little cone ijust had
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Other wise waste
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why not smoke scoobys
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bongs so harsh
00:00 <Kynetic> it just amazes me
00:00 <Loof> everbody must get stoned!!!
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Put me on my arse
00:00 <Kynetic> how stoned u can get off such a tiny amount of weed
00:00 <Kynetic> cos my tolerance is totally gone
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pretty damn stoned
01:00 <Kynetic> i am fucking wrecked
01:00 <Loof> here have my tolerance
01:00 <Kynetic> rekt m8
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like I gotta pee and can't move stoned
01:00 <Loof> gladly give it to you
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Someone give us some
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> We have money!
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Kynetic> 3 months ago id have had to have smoked about 6 cones to get this smashed
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Massive FOMO here
02:00 <Loof> Kynetic don't OD, YOU MIGHT DIE!!! Don't inject too many marijuanas pls
02:00 <Kynetic> fuck
03:00 <Kynetic> i just injects 14 marijuanas
03:00 <Loof> fuck :(
03:00 <Kynetic> is that too much?
03:00 <Kynetic> am i die?
03:00 <Loof> yes you might eat an entire mcdonalds store
03:00 <Dugnuts> after 14 marijuana?
03:00 <Dugnuts> you definitely die
03:00 <Loof> and not shit for years
03:00 <Kynetic> ill see how i feel after i finish this bg of chips
03:00 <Kynetic> it might just save me
03:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Kynetic> the calories wont
04:00 <Kynetic> but the chips themselves will
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Swap you chips for prawn crackers
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wait
05:00 <Kynetic> jesus
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> There's like 5 left
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> In the bag
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
05:00 <Kynetic> theres only 1000 calories in this whole bag of chips
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
05:00 <Kynetic> you know i never realised how many calories are in a box of shapes
05:00 <Kynetic> there is like 2000 calories in a single box of shapes
06:00 <Kynetic> no wonder im fkn fat
06:00 <Kynetic> and peanutes
06:00 <Kynetic> god dont even get me started on peanuts
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Peanuts
06:00 <Kynetic> i never realised there was like 3000 calories in a large bag of peanujts
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're bad
06:00 <Kynetic> theyre fucking evil
06:00 <Kynetic> but so so good
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Also cashews
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Eat almonds
06:00 <Maurice> I wish I had nuts
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're good
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
07:00 <Maurice> Damnit
07:00 <Kynetic> man cashews
07:00 <Loof> i've started liking spam
07:00 <Kynetic> you know that cashews grow on a fruit?
07:00 <Kynetic> that only grows a single cashew nut per fruit
07:00 <Serenity> cashew apple
07:00 <Kynetic> yup
08:00 <Kynetic> and theyre actually toxic before theyre roasted
08:00 <Kynetic> so even 'raw' cashews are lightly roasted
08:00 <Serenity> god damn they are delish
08:00 <Loof> the things Kynetic knows about nuts
08:00 <Kynetic> Loof taught me evberything i kow
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Kynetic> i mght know nuts
09:00 <Kynetic> but Loof is the fucking NUT MASTER
09:00 <Loof> i rub my nuts on everything
09:00 <Kynetic> we knows
09:00 <Loof> it's how i mark my territory
09:00 <Kynetic> thats why we hand out refresher towels to everyone who joins
09:00 <Loof> ROFL!
11:00 <Kynetic> i promise Loof hasnt touched them
11:00 <Kynetic> wb
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> loof, put it away aye 
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bola
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hola!
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ffs
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> I hate iPhone
12:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure he rubbed his balls all over the chip packet tho
12:00 <Kynetic> but thats ok
12:00 <Kynetic> cos chips are inside the packet
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lolz
12:00 <Loof> just adding salt
12:00 <Kynetic> lovely
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
12:00 <Kynetic> im sure the fish will love ti
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nutty chips?
12:00 <Loof> suck on my vanilla salty balls
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i hear smearing peanut butter on your balls can be beneficial
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> try that loof
12:00 <Loof> got a cat?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol, no do you?
13:00 <Loof> no
13:00 <Kynetic> i only do that when im dogsitting my mates dogs
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Kynetic> best way to get ur balls cleaned
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> noice
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or you could just shower
13:00 <Serenity> saved by the bell is on netflix hahaha
13:00 <Kynetic> pofft
13:00 <Kynetic> its nearly winter
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i mean, had decisions right there…. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> HARD
13:00 <Kynetic> thats 1 or less showers a week weather
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh i hated saved by the bell
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with screech 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he annoyed me!
14:00 <Serenity> ahaha
14:00 <Serenity> i loved it
14:00 <Kynetic> you know screech is a criminal?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what'd he do?
14:00 <Kynetic> i think he might even be in jail now
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> GOOGLES!
14:00 <Kynetic> apparently he was a total cunt to work with too
15:00 <Kynetic> according to other cast members
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i think he was a cunt 
15:00 <Serenity> Saved By The Bell' Star Dustin Diamond Arrested For Allegedly Threatening A Life with Switchblade
15:00 <Serenity> Read more: http://www.celebeat.com/articles/15830/20141226/saved-by-the-bell-star-dustin-diamond-arrested-for-allegedly-threatening-a-life-with-switchblade.htm#ixzz3Yu7gjJVB
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> an annoying one lol 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OOOOOOOOOOOO 
16:00 <Kynetic> lol
16:00 <Kynetic> what a douchebag
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oooo
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> tell all book
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i bet THAT would have been a riveting read
18:00 <Loof> this is an incredible read: http://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/
18:00 <Loof> the rise and fall of silk road
18:00 <Loof> i'm waiting for part two
18:00 <Loof> the fall
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the "dark web"
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I think that…. irc should belong there
21:00 <Loof> drugs and guns
21:00 <Loof> silk road didn't do p*** shit
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what's with the HUGE writing
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's annoying me
24:00 <Loof> make it smaller
24:00 <Loof> ctrl + minus
24:00 <Dugnuts> huge?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw, I have a mac
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> good story loof...
28:00 <Loof> did you read it all already?
28:00 <Loof> it took me an hour to read
28:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> have to wait a few weeks for part 2
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, not all of it
30:00 <Loof> fail :P
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
33:00 <Serenity> why is everyone so quiet dont pretend you have lives
33:00 <Maurice> I don't have a life
33:00 <Maurice> I CONFESS
33:00 <Serenity> i dont thats why im here haha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh, i'm cybering 
34:00 <Serenity> hawt
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes
34:00 <Maurice> Even if I wanted a life, I'd still be here
34:00 <Maurice> Coz I hate people
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
34:00 <nextFloat> Perhaps you were meant to be here, Serenity 
34:00 <Serenity> of course
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> perhaps… it's her destiny!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> To rule the entire internets!
35:00 <nextFloat> haha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and….
35:00 <nextFloat> Why not
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> collect cock pics for me
35:00 <nextFloat> !!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :D
35:00 <Maurice> I have stupid hockey at ridic oclock tomorrow :S
36:00 <nextFloat> I play squash three times a week - at the end of each workday. And sometimes cutting an hour of the end. That's how to do it =P
36:00 <nextFloat> No getting up at oh-for-the-love-of-god 'o clock for me
37:00 <Maurice> I play squash too.. squash the skinny guy under my fat rolls
37:00 <Loof> what is this person on about?
38:00 <Loof> are they trying to let us know they work out?
38:00 <Loof> what is the purpose?
38:00 <nextFloat> You think that's funny now, but I'll see you on the court, Maurice =P
38:00 <Maurice> I'll wager 5 bucks
38:00 <Loof> enjoy your fucked ankles knobgoblin
39:00 <nextFloat> Loof, do you mean what is my purpose? I was just trying to blend in... like a camel... on fire... playing squash.
39:00 <Maurice> I'm on ignore so I dunno who he's talking to
40:00 <nextFloat> I'm about 5.5 and 82KG, so not skinny, not flabby, and able to refute most* squashing attempts
41:00 <nextFloat> I say 'not flabby', I could lose a few K, hence the regime
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
43:00 <British^Meat> lets do a #melbourne 10 week challenge
43:00 <nextFloat> WTF is that?
44:00 <British^Meat> well mater...
44:00 <British^Meat> we all get fit and eat well for 10 weeks!
45:00 <British^Meat> watching those wobbly pounds fall off!
45:00 <nextFloat> I'm from Swansea, South Wales - so I'll just eat a f*ck-ton of cockles each day if that's alright with you
46:00 <nextFloat> I like the idea, was only messin' (although I AM from Swansea, not much I can do about that, sorry)
46:00 <British^Meat> u will acquire pounds, not shed them
46:00 <British^Meat> making your regime null and void
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what's the winner get?
48:00 <British^Meat> 600 e-credits
48:00 <nextFloat> A soapy handjob in a mercedes
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
48:00 <nextFloat> I was close...
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no deal
48:00 <nextFloat> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm out
48:00 <nextFloat> also! ffs - joke!
49:00 <Maurice> I want a soapy hj :/
49:00 <nextFloat> lol
50:00 <British^Meat> soaps no good for throbbng rods
50:00 <Maurice> Shaddup
50:00 <Maurice> It hurts
50:00 <nextFloat> But does it hurt GOOD?
50:00 <Maurice> No
50:00 <nextFloat> lol
50:00 <nextFloat> k
50:00 <Maurice> It's my nose
51:00 <Maurice> A rebellious stage
51:00 <nextFloat> A rebelious snout
51:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm only like, 20
51:00 <Maurice> Or close
52:00 <nextFloat> So your 21?
52:00 <nextFloat> or 19?
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> 19?
52:00 <Maurice> 22, but brave
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> I wish I was 22 again
52:00 <Maurice> Bravo*
52:00 <nextFloat> I'm so glad I'm not 22 again
52:00 <Maurice> Serenity can vouch for me
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
52:00 <Serenity> yep
52:00 <Maurice> Why do you laugh
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> All my milestone bdays have been crap
53:00 <nextFloat> You never know, I may be the OLDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE ROOM: 37
53:00 <Maurice> My fish have been carp
53:00 <Maurice> 37? Yeah no
53:00 <nextFloat> Go 37!
53:00 <Maurice> But oldddd
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah old
54:00 <British^Meat> i lost my youth in nam
54:00 <British^Meat> not really, i cant back that up
54:00 <nextFloat> I don't feel old - I feel just like I did when I was 20-ish, BUT (and get this) - I know ABSOLUTELY TONS MORE STUFF than I did when I was 20-ish, and knew roughly fuck-all
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NO FRIKEN WAY!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mind blown!
54:00 <nextFloat> True story.
55:00 <Maurice> I feel like I need to go to bed
55:00 <Maurice> And touch myself
55:00 <nextFloat> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck, you're an amazing story teller. Don't give up your day job
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> God speed maurice!
55:00 <Maurice> Make me speed!
55:00 <nextFloat> I don't have a day job, I deliver pizzas in the evening...
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Almost 37
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Few more months
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh i've got some
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where'd loofy go again
56:00 <nextFloat> ...no, hold the fucking phone I'm a lecturer who teaches software engineering. Sorry. Got confused for a moment.
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Farkn
56:00 <Maurice> FFS, I'm trying to watch new New Girl and new BBT, you fucks
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> a lecturer who teaches software engineering - yeah, an i'm kate moss
56:00 <nextFloat> I'm the latter.
57:00 <Maurice> Loof has gone to the nuthouse, since hes fucking insane and nothing excuses him
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> No
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> He's having a shower
57:00 <Maurice> No, he's mental.
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Compared to who
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OH
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Everyone's fkn mental
57:00 <Maurice> If you think he's grand, you're as fuck up as he is
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
58:00 <Maurice> No, not everyone is, but he is, since he admits his psych ward stuff
58:00 <Maurice> Fucked*
58:00 <nextFloat> So you guys are saying you aren't a huge fan of 'Loof'
58:00 <British^Meat> not mental am i
58:00 <British^Meat> im not allowed to comment on the matter
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> loof has his days
58:00 <Maurice> He has all of us on ignore, because we say how it is, he can't accept it
59:00 <nextFloat> I have my days.
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> I didn't say anyone was grand
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> I come for the convo
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> I stay for the leg room
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh right
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the riveting convo! 
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Everyone has their own shit going down
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I come for the cock
00:00 <Maurice> Loof married a fellow fuckwit, they had a kid who is an arsehole, they also plan to have another arsehole
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah huh
01:00 <nextFloat> If you came here for the possibility of seeing or hearing something beautiful tonight, then you need to google: Jon Hopkins - Immunity
01:00 <nextFloat> True.
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not at all
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Just came to talk some shit
02:00 <nextFloat> superfunhappyslide, then you didn't come hear to find something beautiful.
02:00 <nextFloat> "herE"
02:00 <gdrc> hey
02:00 <gdrc> how you doing guys
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not looking for beautiful
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Just entertainment
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Plenty of that
02:00 <nextFloat> You're a joke, works for me
03:00 <British^Meat> i only have one arsehole
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Glad to be of service :-/
04:00 <nextFloat> =D
04:00 <British^Meat> hello gdrc hope your well gdrc
04:00 <British^Meat> and youre
04:00 <gdrc> i'm
06:00 <British^Meat> err
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hi gdrc  - nothing beautiful here, ok
07:00 <gdrc> why?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> er it's 3am
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck you lot!
07:00 <gdrc> here is 7pm lol
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where are you??
09:00 <gdrc> expo 2015's country
09:00 <gdrc> wich is..?
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> I've been on the wines all night
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have no idea
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
12:00 <Maurice> I just smashed my nose again
12:00 <Maurice> Not cool
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> How
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why
12:00 <Maurice> With my hand
13:00 <nextFloat> Why??
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Put your hand on the keyboard
13:00 <MsJellybean> And what ever you are doing stop it now
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> And type with both
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Before we have to call the ambos
13:00 <Maurice> By accident, that whyand how
14:00 <Maurice> Its newly piecered, I go to rub my eyes and push my glasses up, and smash my nose
14:00 <nextFloat> I'm going to type "hello" with my nose because you
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh shit
14:00 <nextFloat> gheewkki
14:00 <nextFloat> Damn! Not even close..
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Need to get you one of those
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pet cones
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> To stop you injuring yourself
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> The satellite dish around the neck
15:00 <MsJellybean> Haha totally a good look lol
15:00 <Maurice> I got my kitten one of those
15:00 <Maurice> She escaped
15:00 <Maurice> 3 times.
16:00 <MsJellybean> Clever pussy
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
16:00 <nextFloat> I don't bite my own stitches so I reckon I can get away without one
16:00 <Maurice> Clever? No. Bitch? Yes
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh my dog was Houdini with one of those two
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> 3 times and a self mutilator
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pulling stitches
19:00 <nextFloat> Total stitches count (in my life): 24, I think (18 eyebrow, 6 thigh)
19:00 <Maurice> I had 7 in my thigh when I slipped as a 7 yr old
20:00 <Maurice> They were made out of cat skin, I kept them
20:00 <nextFloat> Got my head split with a golf-club when I was 11, then cut my leg open on a submerged piece of scafolding when I was 12.
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> I had 6 above eye brow
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> And 4 on forehead
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Scar face haha
21:00 <Maurice> Yeah you're ugly
21:00 <nextFloat> Haha - I think not. Prolly couldn't even see unless you pointed them out
22:00 <nextFloat> I learnt from my scars. Everyone does, it's part of growing up.
23:00 <nextFloat> I have a line under my chin - this reminds me "Do NOT do a wheelie off a kerb on a BMX when the front wheel is not securely attached."
23:00 <MsJellybean> Haha took a scar to teach you that
24:00 <nextFloat> Becasuse the front wheel will fall off, then the forks will dig into the concrete and sent you somersaulting over the handlebars into a kerb, and you'll split your chin, you idiot.
25:00 <MsJellybean> If only someone caught it on video. ....youtube sensation lol
26:00 <nextFloat> I don't know, MsJellybean - I just got up and walked home dripping blood. I don't know how funny that would be.
27:00 <MsJellybean> Hey look at jackass movies
28:00 <nextFloat> I know what you mean :)
29:00 <MsJellybean> Yeah obviously not funny for you but a little funny for the rest of us twisted ppl :)
30:00 <nextFloat> I can laugh now I'm not bleeding anymore, yeah ;-) Also, wheel off bike?! Lol
32:00 <MsJellybean> And we can laugh with you rather that at you ;)
33:00 <nextFloat> Yes =D
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> I feel flat in my face
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> In front of crown casino
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cab rank
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> I wasn't even drinking fkn
34:00 <nextFloat> Ouch..
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
34:00 <nextFloat> lol
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> The whole line for the cab
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was like owwwwww
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> And then they laughed
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> And THEN ppl helped me up lol
35:00 <nextFloat> haha
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm sure that's on tape 😒
35:00 <nextFloat> But cool that they did
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like a fkn goose
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> And I had flat shoes too no heels that night
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> And  sober
36:00 <nextFloat> Accidents happen
36:00 <MsJellybean> One of many such occasions i am sure happy :-p
37:00 <nextFloat> Hey superfunhappyslide, what's a good song that I should listen to?
38:00 <nextFloat> (Don't over-think it!)
40:00 <MsJellybean> She is peeing give her a chance lol
41:00 <nextFloat> Well now I'm the bad man for putting you on the spot - let's play it safe with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: U2 - With Or Without You Views: 104,380,798 Uploader: U2VEVO Uploaded: Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 4m51s Rating: 4.90
41:00 <nextFloat> [Lol - sorry]
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who asked for music
42:00 <nextFloat> I like that youtube analysis bot - that's neat.
42:00 <nextFloat> ME!
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so what kinda of stuff you like
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> I was listening to spotify random playlists
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> On way to work today
43:00 <nextFloat> I've been listening to a lot of Jon Hopkins recently, but I like all sorts.
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> And nickleback came on
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> This is how you remind me
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> And I started laughing
44:00 <nextFloat> lol
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm like this song Fark
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Memories
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> So I turn it up
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Start singing my little lungs out
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> And some dude on a bike stops next to me at the lights
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Looks directly at me and says something
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm thinking shit did I cut him off
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Omg I'm sorry
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> I turn music down open window and he says
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> "Are you listening to nickleback"
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> In like.. Er..
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> He cracks up laughing at me and rides off
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mocked by a cyclist for nickleback
46:00 <nextFloat> This
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> I still like that song tho
46:00 <nextFloat> Okay, but you have to know the difference between Nickleback the BAND and Nickleback the CONCEPT.
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Explain
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> *wine
48:00 <nextFloat> The BAND is okay - it's four lanky twats playing music. The CONCEPT is that they play a song you like, then they play a BIZARRELY SIMILAR song you like, and all their songs are based on formulae and bullshit designed to make you put YOUR money in THEIR pocket.
49:00 <nextFloat> It's "moderate rock" - all similar - each song sounds just like the last. Why? Because the FORMULA says this will make it more successful and make more money.
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah huh
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> I understand
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> The last time they were here
49:00 <nextFloat> As such - it MEANS nothing. 
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think concert was $300 for ticks
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> No one bought
49:00 <nextFloat> Wow...
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> So they dropped to $150
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> They struggled to sell at $70
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think they cancelled after that
49:00 <nextFloat> I've seen Radiohead a bunch of times and it was like 70/80 a time
49:00 <Loof> this is my fav song atm: https://youtu.be/o_2fKdOY7OQ
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fortunate Youth - Till the End - Audiotree Live Views: 104,446 Uploader: Audiotreetv Uploaded: Aug 29, 2013 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.93
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Radio head wound have been great
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Tenacious D
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was one of the BEST concerts
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have ever been to
50:00 <Loof> smashing pumpins
50:00 <Loof> ftw
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> And chilli peppers
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Great
50:00 <Loof> fuck yes
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Also
50:00 <nextFloat> Thank you so much for stopping that U2 song I had on repeat...
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Tiesto
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> At festival hall
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> 7 years ago
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Amazing
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> I get goosebumps thinking abt it
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> He's shit now
51:00 <Loof> not a fan of doof
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I like everything
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Except country
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> And opera
52:00 <nextFloat> The mic is like 2ft from his mouth!
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Powder finger great
52:00 <Loof> fuk yeah
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> AC DC great
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Metallica
52:00 <Loof> yep
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Amazing
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Limp biz kit good show live
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who else
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can't think
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Foo fighters
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> I love face grohl
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> OHhhhhh
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> The prodigy
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> They were INSANE
53:00 <Loof> chem bros
53:00 <nextFloat> New Prodigy album... thoughts?
53:00 <Loof> saw them at bdo
54:00 <Loof> reggae is my fav genre atm
54:00 <nextFloat> Prodigy live would be a laugh
54:00 <Loof> it's making a massive comback in the US
54:00 <Loof> get in before it gets too commercial
55:00 <nextFloat> [BOOOOOOOOOM] [BA-DA-BA-DA-BA!] [BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM]
55:00 <nextFloat> Get into regae before it becomes too commercial?
55:00 <nextFloat> Nah... you're alright.
58:00 <nextFloat> Okay - check this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChV5BZ8SmS0
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Matisyahu - King Without A Crown Views: 16,233,706 Uploader: MatisyahuVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.90
59:00 <nextFloat> It's jewish, it's regae, it's awesome, it's wow =D
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Behold
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> For I have returned
59:00 <nextFloat> lol
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> From my uneventful absence
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I got a msg
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> On Facebook
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> And when I checked it
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> It logged me outta here
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid iPhone
00:00 <nextFloat> F*ck apple. Go Android.
01:00 <nextFloat> I teach Android development, so biased. 
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dude
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> I got the very first iPhone from USA
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> The ones that weren't released here
01:00 <nextFloat> Sorry to hear that
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Then I got the 3G
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Then the next one
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Then I got a Samsung
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> And going from iPhone to Samsung
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> I wanted to blow my brains out
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too many settings and options and mods
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> I didn't wanna change skins and all that
02:00 <nextFloat> Don't let me stop you.
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Had it for 2 years
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Then went back to new iPhone
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> Biggest regret
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> Of my lie
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> Life
03:00 <Loof> i want an xperia
03:00 <nextFloat> Android is pretty rubbish - I KNOW that, but Apple stuff is worse,
03:00 <Loof> they HUGE
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> And if husband sees this post he will laugh and poking and say I told you so
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like MsJellybean  is doing now
03:00 <nextFloat> Android is open-source - so I can FIX any issues I might have. That's FUCKING IMPORTANT.
04:00 <MsJellybean> Better believe it lol
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> On the bright side
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Only 18 months to go
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> I was gonna eBay it
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> But don't wanna pay 1k for Samsung upfront
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> And who's gonna buy my stupid iPhone
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> So stuck with it
06:00 <nextFloat> Idiots will buy it...
06:00 <nextFloat> ;-)
06:00 <nextFloat> And a smart watch for FUCKTONS-O-MONEY
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bah
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have a Nixon
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Best
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Watch
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ever
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Don't bees the check emails on my phone
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> I wear glasses ffs
07:00 <nextFloat> I have a Seiko Kinetic watch. It tells the time. Never needs a battery. Does months. Does years.
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sorry emails on watch I meant
08:00 <nextFloat> Works forever.
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh yes yes
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> They are cool
09:00 <nextFloat> My best mate works for Seiko, so I got it under price, 5 years ago, hasn't let me down since.
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's awesome
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> When I was in the U.S.
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> My other half wanted a Nixon watch
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was like $200 cheaper there
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> The guy that pulled it out of display drawer
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Scratched the fuck out of his Nixon watch
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Which was like 1k or something
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Felt so bad
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Didn't buy the watch from him though lol
11:00 <nextFloat> lol
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> He slammed it into the wood all the colour peeled off
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Poor bastard
11:00 <nextFloat> ugh!
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> There's a nice ceramic one I like
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nixon
11:00 <nextFloat> Listen to this - trust me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eQR5DMous
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jon Hopkins - Immunity Views: 360,757 Uploader: Ryou R Uploaded: May 31, 2013 Duration: 9m57s Rating: 4.95
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> But I can't justify 5k on a watch
12:00 <nextFloat> No way
12:00 <nextFloat> It's nice, low-key, pretty... just let it go - and it becomes prettier.
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmm
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can I be honest
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Very nice like floaty
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> But needing something a bit more up beat
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Been drinking
13:00 <nextFloat> Wait for it
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Jelly here
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> We ate chocolate
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Something fun
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> :)
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe nickleback lol
13:00 <nextFloat> I love that track, and I believe it self-fulfills....
14:00 <nextFloat> So chill out and let it make you smile ;-)
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> We have cider
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's not a cider song
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> We need something cidery
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh roxette also great live
16:00 <nextFloat> Not right now =D Give me your keys though and I'll put your car through the car-wash
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Jokes aside
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> My friend
18:00 <nextFloat> I've had an argument with my wife so I'm looking to talk to randoms in Melbourne ---- people who are edgy, fucked up ---- and no, I'm offering to wash your car.
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Made me go car wash
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> And now my parking sensors don't work
18:00 <nextFloat> lol, serves you right!
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> The tail light "water flange" is leaking
18:00 <nextFloat> [grr!]
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Something to do with the flux capacitor
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> You know what just popped into my head
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Radio
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> System of a down
19:00 <nextFloat> Did you not get to 9.6 Jiga-Watts?
19:00 <nextFloat> or was it 8.8?
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> No. This suckers nuclear.
19:00 <nextFloat> Then stick the eggshells in it
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dude
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> 1.21 giggawatts
20:00 <nextFloat> That's the one
20:00 <Loof> rape me my friend, rape me RAPE ME
20:00 <nextFloat> Thank you, Kurt. Xx
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bless him.
21:00 <nextFloat> 27 forever.
22:00 <nextFloat> That fucking angers me - I'm 37 - I was a fucking IDIOT at 27. And so was he. But now it's too late.
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> I know I know
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> 27 was pretty messy for me too
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think for a lot of people
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's like you're older than 25 you should know better
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> But under 30 so dont wanna settle
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> 37 isn't any better btw
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> *just saying*
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol LOVE YOU!
23:00 <MsJellybean> Haha kiss my arse lol
24:00 <nextFloat> 37 is SO MUCH BETTER for me - I no longer feel unworthy, I no longer want to die, I know that I can positively contribute to society and to my family (which I didn't HAVE at 27).
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's great
25:00 <MsJellybean> Definitely glad to hear that
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sounds like you have your shit sorted
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> I on the other hand
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha lol
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Drinks? anyone?
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Drinks?
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bar?
25:00 <nextFloat> Yes
26:00 <nextFloat> I like alcohol. So do you.
26:00 <MsJellybean> Shots all round..my shout lol
26:00 <nextFloat> What next?
26:00 <nextFloat> More shots =P
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pooh
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> More shirts
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> I mean shorts
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh ffs
27:00 <nextFloat> I meant snorts
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> SHOTS
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
27:00 <nextFloat> SNOTS
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> That too
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Boogers
27:00 <MsJellybean> No float. ..happy loves alcohol lol
27:00 <MsJellybean> No half arsed like for her
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
27:00 <MsJellybean> Total commitment...go hard or go home lol
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> I like everythinggg
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Except with things I have to do
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like clean
28:00 <nextFloat> That's some serious liking =D
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> And fold laundry
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> PILE
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> I should stop talking.
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Brb
32:00 <MsJellybean> Happy leaves and convo dies lol
32:00 <nextFloat> Try this: https://soundcloud.com/david_rees/aphex-swift-you-belong-with-avril
34:00 <nextFloat> You don't belong with me, superfunhappyslide ... but I think you'd like the song
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> I like
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Great song
35:00 <nextFloat> You like aphex twin? Woo-hoo!
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Omg
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Come to daddy
36:00 <nextFloat> lol
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> What's that lasou song
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk by who
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where do you go where do you with a lasou
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or something this
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Could you run into could you run into someone like meeeed
37:00 <nextFloat> lol - I honestly have no idea, but that's funny as! =D
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh gawd
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Did I make that up
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> I may have
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wait
38:00 <nextFloat> Link me up
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> http://youtu.be/6-Hv3WVsImg
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PHOENIX Lasso Views: 257,165 Uploader: UNITGJ Uploaded: Aug 15, 2010 Duration: 2m50s Rating: 4.94
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bam
38:00 <nextFloat> I hate you. We break up. I love you. Other stuff. Lol
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Taylor swift? Lol
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk man
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cider remember
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ploughed over here
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> FOMO
43:00 <Loof> new word for me
43:00 <Loof> i suffer from fomo
43:00 <Loof> it's why i dont sleep
43:00 <Loof> too many activities
44:00 <Loof> i'll have a little gaming buddy in a few hours when zac wakes up
45:00 <Loof> promised i'd unlock red hulk for him
46:00 <Loof> didn't realise you have to finish half the game to do it
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
48:00 <MsJellybean> Lucky you don't sleep then hehe
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh loofy loofy
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coming and going
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Going and coming
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Appearing disappearing
06:00 <Loof> lurking and/or masturbating
07:00 <Loof> yep lurking and/or masturbating
07:00 <Loof> probably while under the influence
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> What
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who
08:00 <Loof> the lurkers
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Is that what you're doing
08:00 <Loof> no
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fanning
08:00 <Loof> 46 total
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> What was that word
08:00 <Loof> 2 talking
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fanning
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fabing
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fabbing
09:00 <Loof> fapping
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh right
09:00 <Loof> mang
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like masturbating
09:00 <Loof> precisely
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> And lurking is just creepy
09:00 <Loof> so is the "asl" you get from half of them
10:00 <Loof> when you're new
10:00 <Loof> i'm sure they're working out you're female now
10:00 <Loof> it will be aslville soon
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> http://youtu.be/xGytDsqkQY8
11:00 <Loof> just reply 12/f/thailand
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Semisonic - Closing Time Views: 26,271,772 Uploader: SemisonicVEVO Uploaded: Oct 9, 2009 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.93
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Epic
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Feel good
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Drunk song
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Aslville?
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> What's that
11:00 <Loof> asl-vile
11:00 <Loof> age sex location
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Asl yes
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> I know that dude in 37
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> What's the ville part
12:00 <Loof> like ville - town
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pretty umm
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Self explanatory
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Heh
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> I should have read that more carefully
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> I flight ville was an acronym for some fink
13:00 <Loof> sand in your vag?
13:00 <Loof> :P
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmm
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sob
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> *so
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Now
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not only are you stealing my lines mofo
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> But you're using them against me?
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmmm
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Interesting
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> There has been a great deal of Tom foolery this evening
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> I mean morning
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Jelly!
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Jellyyyyy!!
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where you at
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> I need an adult :-(
18:00 <MsJellybean> Haha nothing can save you now lol
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> *evil grin*
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk who she's talking to
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Someone in facey
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Me thinks
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coz clearly not here
45:00 <Loof> moar coffeeeeee!!!
46:00 <Loof> maybe some gta 5 in 4k glory
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Loofy
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Loofah
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> That made me lol for real
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> I was young and caught in the crowd
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> I wish I knew then what I knew now
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Please please believe that I'm sorrrrryyyyy
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> 6am karaoke w00t
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Awake?
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh for crying out loud
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Thank CHRIST
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Finally
16:00 <MsJellybean> Miss me? Lol
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like a hole in the head
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> What's cracking
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why are you in my bed
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> I thought we went through this already
17:00 <MsJellybean> Haha
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Jerk
22:00 <MsJellybean> And here
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> There too?
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wow
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> You get around lol
24:00 <MsJellybean> You know biatch lol
24:00 <MsJellybean> It
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ugh
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Boots
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
16:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/fw371KW.jpg
52:00 <Skirmish> 1KG of black cats eaten = green poop. 
13:00 <British^Meat> gross :)
13:00 <British^Meat> i ate a load of chicos once
13:00 <British^Meat> put me off of them for life
16:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1526134_835886443113658_4839565098596848866_n.jpg?oh=afb973a3c99ecab1d639d94af9df57c2&oe=55CA0893&__gda__=1439348910_4a53a74b9bb38e43fb6f510b4fb6290f
32:00 <Skirmish> I can't get enough black cats. The mother in law bought me a 1KG bag for my birthday. 
33:00 <British^Meat> r they like licorice?
37:00 <British^Meat> single girl 4 adult baby?
40:00 <Doodle> she's come to the right place then
43:00 <slinky_J> let me shave my face and my head
43:00 <slinky_J> and get a big white towel!
45:00 <couleurs> hi every body !
47:00 <slinky_J> hi mr couleurs!
48:00 <couleurs> xD
49:00 <slinky_J> n how is ur dey todey couleurs?
50:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: Aniseed tasting so it is very much like licorice. 
50:00 <couleurs> ok n u?
50:00 <stompin> fark copying 2TB onto a nas takesa while
50:00 <Skirmish> I am enjoying the acronym PMBOK today. 
50:00 <Skirmish> POM-BOK
51:00 <mrgrumpy> project management body of knowledge :P
51:00 <mrgrumpy> that fucker did my head in last year
51:00 <Skirmish> Are you fully aware of it's 10 areas of knowledge competency mrgrumpy? I sure as fuck am not ... yet. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Watching and listening to skillpoint videos is a lot better than reading the text book though. 
52:00 <mrgrumpy> I think page 62 the one with the 5 process groups cross referenced against the areas is all you "really" need to know
53:00 <milk> it's about process
53:00 <mrgrumpy> if you're wanting to become PMI certified you *have* to read the book as the exam will be based on the terminology they use
53:00 <milk> Outcome Oriented Process Division and Allocation Resource Managment
53:00 <Skirmish> The text book they sent me is based on the PMBOK cert it says. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Become a motherfucking PiMP. 
54:00 <slinky_J> yes i am ok 2 couleurs :P
56:00 <couleurs> did u get ps4 n fifa yet
56:00 <mrgrumpy> Skirmish, if you can, get hold of the CBT Nuggets CAPM and PMP videos
56:00 <mrgrumpy> they really helped
56:00 <Skirmish> I will take a look. I am managing ok so far but I don't know what else I am in for. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Still really working through the overview. 
57:00 <slinky_J> lol no
57:00 <slinky_J> teh ps4 doesnt come out till june
57:00 <mrgrumpy> the PMP is more "being sensible combined with experience", the CAPM is more about the theory and PMBOK
57:00 <couleurs> y
57:00 <slinky_J> june 23rd i think
57:00 <couleurs> fuk
57:00 <slinky_J> ino :(
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey peeps
58:00 <slinky_J> 24th!
58:00 <slinky_J> supsupper
58:00 <Skirmish> Italian Meat Balls for lunch ... or a trip to the bakers and get some fresh bread and have salami/cheese/tomato toasted sammiches. 
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nada
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Salami cheese ham toasty
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Whatever
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> The toasty
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Meatballs
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Will be awesome dinner
59:00 <slinky_J> pepperoni!
59:00 <Skirmish> meatballs were dinner last night. Got left overs. 
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh right
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well
59:00 <Devil45> another former 'radio legend' passed away this week.
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Do you feel like having them 2x in a row I guess
59:00 <Skirmish> Got some steamed veges left over too. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Devil45: What's a radio? 
59:00 <Devil45> very funny
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
00:00 <Skirmish> I had to stop listening to AM talk back radio. I used to get so angry about how ignorant the people ringing up were. 
00:00 <Devil45> oh god i remember the old adelaide 5AA talkback
00:00 <Devil45> with bob francis
00:00 <Devil45> and the dickbrains who called up and started crap
00:00 <slinky_J> me too
01:00 <Skirmish> Just like i am angry now because some catholic university has come out and created a scholarship for convicted and shot drug smugglers. 
01:00 <slinky_J> i used to crank call radio station
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> There used to be this cool swap show on radio.. Can't remember what station
01:00 <Devil45> just like john vincent - david day has gone
01:00 <slinky_J> woz funzo!
01:00 <slinky_J> but srs who carez about some hack radio presenter bwaaaaaaa
02:00 <Skirmish> They released a press release saying 'This is our way of making a stand against the death penalty' and I have put on their facebook page 'How long have you been running the Ned Kelly scholarship?'
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Clever
02:00 <Devil45> but ned kelly shot cops
02:00 <Skirmish> Apparently what you do isn't important. It is how you are punished. 
03:00 <Skirmish> He was hung. 
03:00 <Devil45> ned kelly was hanged
03:00 <slinky_J> fk ned kelly!
03:00 <Devil45> they should bring back hanging for serious crimes
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where's that ned kelly maccas
03:00 <slinky_J> actually
03:00 <superfunhappyslide> Glen something
03:00 <slinky_J> there's a long history of making heroes from the criminal classes
04:00 <Skirmish> Glenrowan
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Look at Carl Williams
04:00 <Devil45> or we should introduce death by electrocution - like ted bundy got back in 1989
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Aussie battler
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
04:00 <slinky_J> the americans do it best ie Jesse James
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Even Americans
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> They don't do death penalty little shit
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> That woman
05:00 <Devil45> not true - some usa states have death by lethal injection
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who killed husband
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> She only got 10 years prison
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk
05:00 <slinky_J> i thouoght ted bundy was killed by other inmates
05:00 <slinky_J> some black guy
05:00 <Devil45> nah
05:00 <slinky_J> who was that?
05:00 <Devil45> that was jeffrey dahmer
05:00 <slinky_J> ahhh yeh
05:00 <Devil45> ted bundy got the chair
06:00 <slinky_J> it's nice to sit down when you're executed.
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's nice for it to work
06:00 <doctor> public execution at the quarry! kids eat free. a 4bloody1 awesome day out for the whole family
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Right away too
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Some ppl writhing around for 40 mins
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Messed up
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> But then you have the whole gotta spend money to keep them in prison
07:00 <slinky_J> yeah man families would plan their entire day around attending a public execution
07:00 <doctor> guillotines work better
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk wtf I'm talking abt
07:00 <slinky_J> they'd come in to town and do their shopping, see the hanging
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sorry
07:00 <Devil45> make a picnic of it
07:00 <Devil45> public execution at noon - BYOB
07:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
08:00 <Devil45> :)
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bbq
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sausage sizzle
08:00 <slinky_J> well that's where on the wagon comes from anyway ey
08:00 <Devil45> yea
08:00 <doctor> yeah, then charge $2 for entry and give it to starving africans or something
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> And head chop
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nice
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can do a gift basket
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Raffle it off
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dead guys shoes idk
08:00 <slinky_J> i like the hanging
08:00 <Devil45> i have to say some criminals get off too lightly. 5 years or less prison sentences.
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pants
08:00 <slinky_J> more skill involved
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hanging messy
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh non
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oops no
09:00 <slinky_J> i think mr guillotine was guillotined himself wasnt he
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Which is the one that makes people poop them selves
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hanging and electro
09:00 <doctor> probably, not sure
09:00 <Devil45> hanging is too ancient. the chair is too expensive and a fire risk. lethal injection is the cleanest and most effective way to eradicate dangerous crooks
09:00 <MsJellybean> All of them i guess
09:00 <slinky_J> also, modern prisons are supposed to be places of rehabilitation
09:00 <Devil45> hook them up to needles
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> It would suck to be part of the clean up crew
09:00 <Devil45> press a button - watch them slowly and quietly slip away
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who grows up though
10:00 <Devil45> and its not public like the old days of hanging
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> With hopes and aspirations
10:00 <slinky_J> they used to have criminals perform the hangings
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> To become an executer
10:00 <slinky_J> apparently Dick Turpin knew his hangman
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> When they grow up
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's fuckd up to me
10:00 <slinky_J> so they had a jolly lil talk
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Awkward
12:00 <slinky_J> nah
12:00 <slinky_J> it's better than being hung by some asshole you don't know
12:00 <Devil45> it would suck if hanging was still done today - imagine sentencing a murderer to hanging on a wet/windy day ... swinging in the rain.
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Eiw
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or like
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> If neck doesn't snap
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> So people choke
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Instead
13:00 <Devil45> there was a site (which has since gone) that gave you articles about serial killers etc.
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's messed up too
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Horrible
13:00 <milk> well, when I decided to become the sort of man other men look up to, I called the media
13:00 <slinky_J> LOL
13:00 <Devil45> but its gone - i think trutv had it closed
13:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Gv8Kdaa.gif
13:00 <couleurs> FiFa
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Brb
14:00 <couleurs> ok
14:00 <slinky_J> lol couleurs!
15:00 <Skirmish> DID YOU KNOW ... if you hard boil an egg and then later put it into a microwave, in less than 30 seconds the yoke will explode? 
15:00 <Skirmish> I do now. Mrs is going to be cranky with the condition of the microwave. 
15:00 <slinky_J> nice
15:00 <Devil45> ive seen other things being microwaved
15:00 <slinky_J> now buy a new microwave
15:00 <Devil45> including phones
15:00 <slinky_J> men don't clean.
15:00 <Devil45> tvs
16:00 <Devil45> and cds
16:00 <slinky_J> Peter Griffin is a wonderful male role model.
16:00 <Skirmish> I am comfortable with my sexuality, so I will clean it. 
16:00 <Skirmish> mashed egg, Australian Mustard and mayo all mixed together. Sexual. 
16:00 <slinky_J> indeed
16:00 <Devil45> theres tons of youtube vids showing pcs being microwaved (magnetron hooked up to a case)
17:00 <nate> i explode in less than 30seconds 2 :D
17:00 <Devil45> question is why would you microwave a tv? to get a tv dinner perhaps?
17:00 <slinky_J> lol naet!
18:00 <slinky_J> shrug, I threw my microwave out end of 2012
18:00 <Devil45> i think i might need a new one
18:00 <slinky_J> never look back slinky_J, never look back. the past is a microwave filled with exploded horrors.
19:00 <Devil45> surprisingly the lamp hasnt blown in it - had it over 9 years
19:00 <slinky_J> wowsers
20:00 <Devil45> usually the lamp fails
20:00 <slinky_J> I bought a new fridge some yrs back and the first thing to go in a month was the light
20:00 <Devil45> then the magnetron
20:00 <Devil45> or the HV transformer
20:00 <Devil45> if the latter goes - the magnetron overheats and smokes
27:00 <British^Meat> <Skirmish> British^Meat: Aniseed tasting
27:00 <British^Meat> cool, i love aniseed
33:00 <slinky_J> ill say it again
34:00 <slinky_J> the only thing i cant stand about that show is how it takes four of them, taking turns, to tell people what's happening
34:00 <slinky_J> they're like a barbershop quartet in that way
34:00 <Devil45> the thing i cant stand is jennifer love hewitt looking like a zombie in it
34:00 <Devil45> and in episode 22 of season 10 she is clearly pregnant
34:00 <slinky_J> lol!
35:00 <slinky_J> i liked paget brewster :(
35:00 <Devil45> actually paget was good in it - no nonsense cut-to-the-chase sort
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah
35:00 <Serenity> [10:15am] <Skirmish> I do now. Mrs is going to be cranky with the condition of the microwave. - clean it you grub
35:00 <Devil45> i have to agree there
36:00 <Devil45> but love hewitt being preggas and looking like a zombie... not cool
36:00 <slinky_J> not kewl at all
36:00 <slinky_J> lil late in life to be having kids innit
36:00 <slinky_J> like david letterman is 72/3 and has a small child
37:00 <slinky_J> pass on healthier genes having children at a younger age, and what baby wants to suckle love hewitt's leathery titbags
37:00 <slinky_J> !
37:00 <Devil45> most likely inflated anyway
37:00 <Devil45> crazy americans and boob jobs
44:00 <British^Meat> lol, dirty microwaves are rank as
45:00 <Devil45> ugh dont get me started on unclean microwaves
46:00 <British^Meat> I JUST DID
46:00 <Devil45> had too many bad experiences with microwaves and roach infestations
46:00 <British^Meat> They are the bane of healthy eating
46:00 <British^Meat> bitch to clean
46:00 <Devil45> fortunately i didnt own any of the microwaves in question
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Chef mic
47:00 <Devil45> but sadly some other people did - nothing worse than removing dead roach carcasses from the magnetron waveguide.
47:00 <British^Meat> gross
47:00 <Devil45> but i never owned a dirty one
48:00 <Devil45> theyre not hard to clean. a PITA to service though
49:00 <nate> ].6p-;l-
51:00 <British^Meat> thankfully ive never had to service one
53:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
53:00 <Devil45> whats funny about cleaning up mess created by someone elses negligence?
54:00 <Devil45> i suppose i get the last laugh when i sent the owner of the microwave the bill
57:00 <British^Meat> yer couleurs, grow up, ffs, thin kabout hygene for once
57:00 <British^Meat> GOSH
59:00 <Serenity> i just figure its easier to clean up food when its fresh and still hot
59:00 <couleurs> HuHuHuHuHu
59:00 <Serenity> than let it set and then its impossible and stinks
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
10:00 <slinky_J> <British^Meat> They are the bane of healthy eating <-- why I got rid of mine
14:00 <British^Meat> true Serenity, im a just a bit lazy like that :/
14:00 <British^Meat> i just make sure i dont make a mess in it in the first place now
15:00 <Serenity> it blows my mind that people use microwaves for actual cooking
15:00 <Serenity> i only use mine to heat stuff up
15:00 <slinky_J> i like to heat stuff in the oven
15:00 <slinky_J> like pizza
16:00 <slinky_J> doesnt go soggy that way
19:00 <British^Meat> exactly, i dunno how ppl cook in those things
19:00 <British^Meat> mines strictly for defrosting and warming up
19:00 <British^Meat> a mate of mine once cooked me a burger in a microwave, it was so horrible
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
19:00 <British^Meat> topped it off by making me a cup of tea in it :/
21:00 <simba> https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11193292_10152969948213731_6781686343710831451_n.jpg?oh=6e2333e4bdf282ccfb8e8ef356691c55&oe=55E5483D
21:00 <British^Meat> woof woof!
21:00 <British^Meat> shes hot
22:00 <Serenity> i dont even defrost in mine
23:00 <Serenity> oh i sometimes make hot chocolates in there if i cbf getting a pot out for warming up milk
23:00 <Skirmish> I did clean the microwave. 
24:00 <Skirmish> I should have taken a pic of the aftermath of an exploding egg yolk. 
24:00 <Serenity> GOOD
25:00 <British^Meat> usually beans and milk for me, they make gret messes
26:00 <Skirmish> I need to have a shower and do a trip to the food shopper. 
28:00 <Serenity> i need to continue packing
28:00 <Serenity> cbf
44:00 <simba> dont fuck this up cats
44:00 <slinky_J> ye well i had some pepsi
52:00 <slinky_J> fk my ignorant neighbour is finally moving his shit out
52:00 <slinky_J> these christians are loud as hell
53:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry but i'm afraid the jews were right
55:00 <fawks> Actually gagging at the thought of a microwave cooked burger 
55:00 <fawks> I know someone who cooks like pork chops and shit in it
55:00 <slinky_J> lol TheRon
55:00 <fawks> Yuuuuuck
55:00 <fawks> Vomatron
56:00 <slinky_J> waidup fox!
56:00 <fawks> What
56:00 <slinky_J> i used to like those microwave ones u buy at the shops
56:00 <TheRon> the grill isn't that hard to use
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
56:00 <fawks> What's a waidup
56:00 <slinky_J> wait up lol
56:00 <fawks> Oh
56:00 <slinky_J> WAIDUP!
57:00 <fawks> For what
57:00 <fawks> Lol
57:00 <slinky_J> for me to say what i said lol
57:00 <fawks> I'm so confused lol
57:00 <slinky_J> see this is why i dont have a microwave, cause i'd feel so tempted to be microwavable foods
58:00 <couleurs> just beat a chelsea fan 2-1 every1 good day 2 FiFa
58:00 <fawks> Ok
58:00 <couleurs> good day 2 b alive
58:00 <TheRon> who won league last night?
59:00 <slinky_J> fk me will these cunts stop talkin all at once
59:00 <slinky_J> no wonder they're yelling
59:00 <couleurs> me
59:00 <fawks> Are your walls made of paper
59:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
59:00 <slinky_J> nah they're outside
59:00 <slinky_J> n i have my door n window open
00:00 <TheRiddler> traditional japanese house
00:00 <slinky_J> i want to ask them if they're coming around tomorrow to move more shit then not to come in the morning
00:00 <slinky_J> sunday's for sleepin in!
00:00 <TheRon> stand outside in your undies and just stare at them
01:00 <fawks> My neighbour leaves her front door open and the screen unlocked 
01:00 <fawks> Fuck that
01:00 <fawks> I lock everything lol
01:00 <fawks> I don't want people looking in when they walk past
02:00 <TheRiddler> ever catched her naked?
02:00 <TheRiddler> or half dressed
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <fawks> catched
02:00 <fawks> No
02:00 <TheRiddler> oops
02:00 <TheRiddler> caught*
02:00 <TheRiddler> llol
02:00 <fawks> Yesterday when my phone died I needed  her house phone
03:00 <fawks> When I went to give it back she wasn't even home 
03:00 <fawks> So I just waked in
03:00 <fawks> I felt so 
03:00 <fawks> Weird
03:00 <fawks> Intruder alert
04:00 <couleurs> phone as big as your house? i'd feel weird 2
06:00 <slinky_J> lol ron
06:00 <slinky_J> fart and walk back inside
06:00 <TheRiddler> my team is about to play
07:00 <couleurs> beating man u 3-0 now tiggier how that make u feel
08:00 <TheRon> a little aroused
08:00 <TheRiddler> in the game?
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <couleurs> it's in the game.
09:00 <simba> ea sports
12:00 <couleurs> agreed.
14:00 <simba> its in the game
15:00 <couleurs> agreed.
16:00 <TheRon> go dees?
16:00 <doctor> carn
16:00 <couleurs> 4-1 suk it man u
16:00 <couleurs> :))))))
20:00 <couleurs> ridic goles man
20:00 <couleurs> auby on fire
20:00 <Nikky`> what what
21:00 <couleurs> Hi Nikky` :)
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey couleurs :o)
21:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock Nikky` 
22:00 <Nikky`> Is it? then beer it up
22:00 <TheRon> oh i will!
22:00 <Nikky`> Oh I have no doubt
22:00 <simba> aubameyang
23:00 <simba> blazen cow ksi
23:00 <couleurs> always bet on blak
25:00 <TheRon> the ace of spades
27:00 <TheRon> spag bol tonight
37:00 <TheRon> go dogs
39:00 <IAmSpeed> Sydney playing like shit or WB killing it?
40:00 <TheRon> dunno watching the cats\
40:00 <TheRon> i only know the score
40:00 <TheRiddler> sydney playing poorly
40:00 <IAmSpeed> Thanks Riddles.
41:00 <TheRiddler> 17 - 31
41:00 <TheRiddler> in very wet weather
42:00 <TheRiddler> sydney work better in 2nd halfs
42:00 <TheRon> cats up by 21
42:00 <TheRiddler> cool
42:00 <TheRiddler> 27
43:00 <TheRon> hardwick's job is on the line
43:00 <TheRon> hawkins has 3
44:00 <IAmSpeed> The weather here in Sydney has been terrible the last two days. Still no excuse for them to be losing to WB.
46:00 <StrykerX> My multi's are looking positive
46:00 <StrykerX> GO BULLDOGS!
46:00 <simba> i woulda said the dogs are killing it
46:00 <TheRon> harry taylor just kicked a goal
46:00 <StrykerX> Multi is on Cats Bulldogs and Manny 
46:00 <StrykerX> $147 return off $5
46:00 <StrykerX> CMON!
47:00 <TheRon> get on
47:00 <simba> m8 stevie j looks cooked
48:00 <British^Meat> cooked not fried
48:00 <TheRon> baked?
48:00 <British^Meat> simba your advice i took, got an ike i did
48:00 <StrykerX> Baked not fried
49:00 <simba> u sik kunt
49:00 <StrykerX> Yo mumma!
49:00 <British^Meat> + meat knight
51:00 <simba> 6 in a row for da dogs
52:00 <slinky_J> 6 guys in one go woo
52:00 <slinky_J> whatta lass!
53:00 <slinky_J> wb
55:00 <slinky_J> batgirl needed some extra cash for new gadgets http://content.thehun.net/1957/1957685_Batgirl_from_Jan.html
55:00 <StrykerX> I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!
55:00 <TheRon> and the boys light up, light up light up
56:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, how's your hangover mate?
56:00 <TheRon> what hangover?
57:00 <TheRon> if you don't stop you don't get a hangover
58:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX babes
59:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, true!
59:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, sup hunz?
00:00 <slinky_J> nuffin gaming and calling someone a cunty lil slut
00:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:00 <StrykerX> That's hot
00:00 <TheRon> so a normal day then
04:00 <simba> るるる
05:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I can't remember who sung a rip off of that song but it went along the lines of "I'm still Jenny from the block, I used to fuck a little, now I fuck a lot". 
05:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: How do I make the microwave smell pretty? 
06:00 <Skirmish> nuke some water with lemon juice in it? 
06:00 <British^Meat> microwave some flowers
06:00 <British^Meat> bakin soda!
06:00 <Serenity> vanilla
06:00 <Skirmish> It smells an awful lot like an egg exploded in it right now.
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> Which is exactly what happened ... so I am ok with that. 
06:00 <StrykerX> Did you microwave a fart?
06:00 <British^Meat> lol
07:00 <British^Meat> bakin brownies
07:00 <Skirmish> Kayla should wake up in another hour or so. 
07:00 <mrgrumpy> lemon juice over baking soda works a treat
07:00 <Serenity> Skirmish cut up a lemon and put it in a bowl with about a cup of water
07:00 <Serenity> cook on high for about 3 mins
08:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I had some hard boiled eggs in the fridge. I wanted to nuke them for 30 seconds to make them easier to mush up with some mustard and mayo. Got to about 24 seconds and one of the eggs yolk went nuclear and exploded what looks like pollen blobs all around the microwave. 
08:00 <Serenity> then leave it for about another 3 mins after its finished
08:00 <Skirmish> Usually I put a lid on for splatter ... I didn't figure I needed one this time. 
08:00 <StrykerX> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> thanks Serenity I will give that a go. 
09:00 <Doodle> are you still going on about dirty microwaves
09:00 <TheRon> got me on my knees layla
09:00 <Skirmish> No, it's clean. It's smelly now. 
09:00 <Doodle> do the lemon thing but use half water and vinegar
09:00 <Doodle> job done
09:00 <Doodle> or
09:00 <Doodle> you know, google
10:00 <StrykerX> Google knows all
10:00 <Skirmish> I did google. I googled here. 
10:00 <StrykerX> Bit like 8ball on here.
10:00 <TheRiddler> there's a new egg thing in kmart or something
10:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Am I awesome?
10:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Am I awesome??? I wouldn't know anything about that.!!
10:00 <slinky_J> use a cleaning agent that leaves an aroma?
10:00 <TheRiddler> to cook eggs in the microwave
10:00 <Skirmish> Egg was already cooked and peeled. 
11:00 <slinky_J> shouldve battered the egg
11:00 <slinky_J> and str8 up boiled it
11:00 <slinky_J> BAM!
11:00 <Skirmish> I had no idea that hard boiled egg yolk explodes like it did. 
11:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11138681_10152969921913271_1340494744749337643_n.jpg?oh=9e6146be92aad0ba1031a67f7da16bbc&oe=55CD8860
13:00 <TheRon> god bless dogue
15:00 <TheRon> whoa errol.......
16:00 <TheRiddler> come on dogs
16:00 <TheRiddler> haven't scored a goal for awhile
16:00 <TheRiddler> 12pts
20:00 <TheRon> play that funky music white boy
20:00 <Doodle> racist
22:00 <Serenity> I'm watching PA the marked ones
22:00 <Serenity> i bet its shit
22:00 <Doodle> they all are
23:00 <TheRon> i like PA 2
23:00 <Serenity> well yeah
24:00 <TheRon> police academy?
24:00 <Doodle> nah lol
24:00 <Doodle> paranormal activity
46:00 <TheRon> oh no not you again
58:00 <slinky_J> take some topless pics TheRon WOOOOO WOOOOOOOO
58:00 <slinky_J> dragen deez nutz across yo face!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai kate
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
02:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
06:00 <TheRiddler> wb
06:00 <TheRon> whoa sweet child o' mine
06:00 <slinky_J> sah boring
10:00 <TheRiddler> today is naked gardening day
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it, since when?
10:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
10:00 <TheRiddler> fb says
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fb is shit
11:00 <StrykerX> It's always naked gardening day
11:00 <cherri_pie> i dont use fb
11:00 <cherri_pie> its very shit
12:00 <StrykerX> It's all good till someone calls the cops.
12:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE SHIT
12:00 <slinky_J> lol StrykerX!!
12:00 <cherri_pie> are you calling me shit serenity
12:00 <slinky_J> prob everyone
12:00 <slinky_J> serenity has turretes
12:00 <slinky_J> tourettes
12:00 <slinky_J> ?
12:00 <Serenity> CUNT
12:00 <slinky_J> i hate that word fuck u all/
12:00 <cherri_pie> you spelled it right
12:00 <cherri_pie> the second time
12:00 <slinky_J> phew
13:00 <TheRiddler> it's not a crime unless you're doing something sexual
13:00 <StrykerX> Turretes?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
13:00 <slinky_J> unlock.. Angry Unicorn dog tag
13:00 <StrykerX> Yup, Serenity has a machine gun
13:00 <slinky_J> wattefuk?
13:00 <StrykerX> ;D
13:00 <Serenity> yep
13:00 <TheRon> GEELONG WINS!!! SUCK IT PICARD!!
14:00 <slinky_J> yer picard
14:00 <TheRiddler> sack the coach!
14:00 <slinky_J> blame the fans!
14:00 <TheRon> he's gone
14:00 <TheRiddler> hulk hogan even said it
14:00 <slinky_J> he isnt dead yet?
14:00 <TheRiddler> cant argue with the hulkster
14:00 <TheRon> what u gonna do brother!!
14:00 <slinky_J> but he's so old
14:00 <TheRiddler> he's 61...
14:00 <slinky_J> really
14:00 <slinky_J> far out
15:00 <slinky_J> as a kid i loved the movie he was in where he wore a tutu
15:00 <slinky_J> it was lolz comedy
15:00 <TheRon> one more match?
15:00 <TheRiddler> mr nanny
16:00 <slinky_J> Waldemar Januszcuzak
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just wondering what's up with he ratio of female to males in children's music groups...
16:00 <slinky_J> u cunts could be watching Art Of The Night
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> the**
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> PENNY DREADFUL SEASON 2 *jizzes*
20:00 <Serenity> doodle this movie is dumb
21:00 <TheRon> ch ch changes
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity - penny dreadful!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> k go
22:00 <TheRon> there's some tit in that right?
22:00 <Doodle> i told you
22:00 <Doodle> oh 420
22:00 <Doodle> also
22:00 <Doodle> ish
22:00 <TheRon> yes!
23:00 <MrMark> booo!
23:00 <TheRon> MrMark: ch ch ch changes
24:00 <Serenity> just laughed at the dog on the ceiling though
24:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <fawks> The ron
29:00 <fawks> Did I miss  5the fight 
29:00 <TheRon> the cure
29:00 <TheRon> tomorrow
30:00 <TheRon> 11.30
30:00 <fawks> Are you sure cos I'm seeing videos of him walking into an arena I'm so confused 
30:00 <TheRon> but more like 1pm
30:00 <fawks> Or is that the weighin
30:00 <TheRon> the weigh in
30:00 <fawks> Oh phew
30:00 <TheRon> sat there is sunday here
31:00 <MrMark> saucy
32:00 <TheRon> ziggy played guitar
33:00 <TheRon> the slicing of nuts?
34:00 <Doodle> ow
34:00 <TheRiddler> noooooooooooooo
34:00 <TheRiddler> :(
34:00 <TheRon> dogs lost?
35:00 <TheRiddler> they're down by 4
35:00 <Serenity> god it wont enddd
35:00 <Serenity> zzz
35:00 <TheRiddler> swans just hit the front
35:00 <TheRon> let's saftey dance
46:00 <TheRiddler> I'm almost going to have a heart attack lol
46:00 <stebie> the game??
46:00 <stebie> wow 3 pts
47:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
47:00 <TheRiddler> 28mins in
47:00 <TheRiddler> not sure how long left
47:00 <stebie> maybe 5
48:00 <TheRiddler> damn
48:00 <TheRon> do the call jong the dictator yet?
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol no idea
49:00 <TheRiddler> 4pts
49:00 <TheRiddler> I think they call him linsanity
49:00 <TheRon> wouldn't the clock going forwards be great here
51:00 <TheRiddler> 35secs
51:00 <TheRiddler> last roll of the dice for swans
51:00 <TheRon> famous ictory
51:00 <TheRiddler> YESSSS
51:00 <TheRiddler> YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
51:00 <TheRiddler> YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
51:00 <TheRiddler> OMFG
52:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: just climaxed
52:00 <TheRiddler> that was heart pumping
52:00 <TheRiddler> pretty much
52:00 <stebie> winnerssssss
53:00 <TheRon> the kinks - sunny afternoon
54:00 <TheRon> bob murphy's best footy of his career?
54:00 <TheRiddler> yep
54:00 <TheRiddler> bar his AA year
54:00 <TheRiddler> probably a second AA for him 
54:00 <TheRiddler> 1 for m.boyd too
56:00 <TheRon> kim jong un?
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> brayshaw accidentally called him that
57:00 <TheRon> god bless jb
58:00 <TheRon> david bowie - fame
00:00 <TheRon> allan christensen just missed a pint blank one
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Warren G Feat. Nate Dogg - Regulate.mp3 (3.23MB 88kbps Stereo 5:07)
01:00 <TheRon> under pressure
05:00 <TheRon> all along the watchtower
09:00 <TheRon> instant karma's gonna get you, gonna drop you right on your head
10:00 <MrMark> Beatles
10:00 <TheRon> not quite
11:00 <MrMark> Beatles!!
11:00 <TheRon> john lennon and the plastic ono band
14:00 <TheRon> girl i want to be with you all of the time, all day and all of the night
15:00 <milk> well I get enough media in my bedroom that I dont need a vietnam whore
16:00 <TheRon> loof's wife?
17:00 <milk> abboes
17:00 <TheRon> the cure - close to me
18:00 <milk> well, the way I feel about it; for crying out loud would someone please just give the boongs their rights back
19:00 <TheRon> what exactly have the indigenous ppl of australia done to you?
20:00 <CrIp> fuck you steam
20:00 <CrIp> fuck u
21:00 <milk> well if jews want to take boongs countries and give them a picture of themselves that's between them
23:00 <TheRon> can anybody find me somebody to love
23:00 <milk> A jew's got my contry
23:00 <milk> u
24:00 <TheRon> the jews are going to heaven
24:00 <TheRon> christians aren'y
24:00 <TheRon> aren't
31:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!!!!
39:00 <TheRon> maybe im amazed at the way you love me all the time
42:00 <stompin> WAKIE UP
44:00 <TheRon> killer queen
52:00 <Aphox> sup
55:00 <slinky_J> weeeeed n beeerz
55:00 <stompin> ur still not cool.
56:00 <slinky_J> dude
56:00 <slinky_J> idc what u think about me 
57:00 <nate> slinky_J u takin a girl on a date to eb games?
58:00 <Aphox> lol 
58:00 <Aphox> It's only available to EB Games level 10 + 
00:00 <stompin> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> ppl
03:00 <TheRon> go cats
04:00 <Aphox> is there football on today?
04:00 <TheRon> all kinds
04:00 <Aphox> My main focus is the fight tomorrow
04:00 <TheRon> MANNY!!!!
05:00 <Aphox> yeah, hopefully he gets his face rearranged
05:00 <couleurs> http://streamable.com/gf04
05:00 <couleurs> hope manny ko's that niger
05:00 <couleurs> got boo'ed at the weigh in
06:00 <couleurs> in his own home town
06:00 <couleurs> lmao
06:00 <TheRon> the fight should've been in manilla
06:00 <Aphox> a neutral third party... Melbourne would have sufficed
07:00 <Aphox> I assume Crown is showing it tomorrow ?
07:00 <zaim> theres mah Nikky`
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes..here I am 
07:00 <zaim> where have u been all my week
07:00 <Nikky`> I've been around, doing stuff
07:00 <zaim> same
08:00 <Nikky`> Ok by stuff I mean working, getting home and sleeping haha
08:00 <zaim> omg same
09:00 <Nikky`> We are so made for each other
09:00 <zaim> totes we are
10:00 <TheRon> roxanne!
10:00 <TheRon> you don't have to put on the read light
12:00 <Aphox> Do you put the read light on in the library?
12:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <Aphox> What is Reid wants to read the instructions for his reid?
13:00 <Aphox> s/is/if
14:00 <TheRon> 35 m balding
15:00 <Nikky`> Hot 
15:00 <Aphox> 90 floppy getrekt
16:00 <TheRon> bugger the printing press, beer is the greatest invention
18:00 <TheRon> spurs v clippers game 7 tomorrow too
20:00 <Aphox> grid iron?
20:00 <slinky_J> <nate> slinky_J u takin a girl on a date to eb games?
20:00 <slinky_J> LOL perfect date!
20:00 <slinky_J> i so wana meet a hotty gamer girl
20:00 <TheRon> monster trucks and pig shooting is the perfect date
21:00 <TheRon> pete murray - so beatiful
24:00 <TheRon> every me and every you
25:00 <Immutable> pretty sad when you're not partying on a saturday
25:00 <Immutable> :P
25:00 <TheRon> the fight is tomorrow
26:00 <Aphox> Some say the same about monday
28:00 <Aphox> on a cool night like tonight it will be good to take the car out
28:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy like no one else
30:00 <Immutable> haha what's the deal with zaim
30:00 <Immutable> ?
30:00 <TheRon> i think he's straight
30:00 <Immutable> he must have the biggest penor on here or something
30:00 <Nikky`> He does
30:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
32:00 <zaim> i do
32:00 <zaim> i really really do
32:00 <zaim> not by choice too..
33:00 <Immutable> that's awesome zaim
33:00 <Immutable> tell us more
33:00 <zaim> ask Nikky`
34:00 <Nikky`> Yeah..ask me
34:00 <Nikky`> I mean - don't ask me
34:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, what is the meaning of life?
34:00 <zaim> 42
34:00 <Nikky`> Ask Brian
35:00 <TheRon> fair point
36:00 <Immutable> Nikky` and I haven't talked since my dick exploded and she was all like "I don't want to deal with no broke dick man."
36:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <Nikky`> Its true
40:00 <Immutable> I'm an engineer Nikky` I've developed something far superior to the human penis
40:00 <Immutable> and grafted it to my groin
40:00 <Nikky`> Oh my
40:00 <Immutable> ** groinal area
43:00 <Aphox> is it a turkey baster ?
43:00 <TheRon> how do us blokes walk around with those things
43:00 <Immutable> you have to reload it though
43:00 <Immutable> otherwise it runs out of gas
44:00 <TheRon> back in the ussr
44:00 <Aphox> Drop feed baster, you can reroute the vas deferences and shorten the pipes to increase reload speed
44:00 <Immutable> Aphox, that will bring the units size down from 18 inches to 6.5 inches !
45:00 <amsy> Fantastic Noodle !
45:00 <Aphox> hmm from an engineering perspective we must consider an efficiency argument. Surely that is what is wanted here?
45:00 <FantasticMrFiFa> :))))))))))))
46:00 <Aphox> added benefit of being able to wash it in the dish washer
47:00 <Aphox> can add air hose attachment to increase pressure, depending on application
47:00 <Immutable> I must admit I haven't found a woman with a naturally occuring vagina large enough to accomodate this unit yet
47:00 <stebie> FantasticMrFiFa
47:00 <FantasticMrFiFa> hi amsy !
48:00 <FantasticMrFiFa> hello... ste...bie
48:00 <Aphox> Really? I find the opposite. I always try and neatly stack it to reduce packaging requirements
48:00 <amsy> :)))
48:00 <Nikky`> amsy :o)
48:00 <amsy> hey nikky :)
48:00 <Immutable> the efficiency to size ratio could be altered to decrease the fuggability of the unit and increase the fuckability of the unit
49:00 <Immutable> these air hose attachments though ... where would you insert the feed into the unit preferably from the rear
49:00 <Immutable> I'd have to drill a hole in my prostate
49:00 <Immutable> This I will consider.
49:00 <Aphox> hmm
50:00 <Aphox> I think the Germans refer to it as the posterior attachment
50:00 <Aphox> you need a blow through bypass valve, route it around the one way valve. 200 psi no worries
51:00 <Immutable> you may have done it Aphox 
51:00 <Aphox> I don't mean to boast, but I'v got the smallest most efficient groin delivery baster w/ bypass unit around
52:00 <Immutable> hahaha
53:00 <Immutable> I bet it's black market
54:00 <Aphox> oh it's def back alley stuff
54:00 <Aphox> I started off with a turkey, but I wanted a baster
54:00 <Aphox> there's not many people willing to do that
55:00 <Aphox> So I saved and worked
55:00 <Aphox> worked and saved
55:00 <Aphox> I spent my weekends at the chicken farm
55:00 <Immutable> hahaha
55:00 <Aphox> learning on what a chicken was
55:00 <Aphox> are chickens similar to turkeys?
55:00 <Aphox> what is a turkey?
55:00 <Aphox> what is a chicken?
55:00 <Aphox> it all fell into place
56:00 <Immutable> to understand the turkey you must fight the turkey
56:00 <Immutable> you must get inside ze turkeys mind unit
56:00 <slinky_J> well I am brilliant
56:00 <Immutable> you must hypnotise the turkey
57:00 <slinky_J> was bored earlier and now I've managed to get a bottle of cowboy cocksuckers, 3 tall can beers and one tooheys
57:00 <Immutable> you must log the turkeys ufo experience
57:00 <slinky_J> n half a bag of weed.
57:00 <Aphox> Physically the turkey is gone, mentally I look in the mirror everyday and see my turkey neck
57:00 <slinky_J> <--- is jesus
57:00 <Immutable> you are one with the turkey spirit universe
57:00 <fawks> My.balony has a first name
58:00 <Immutable> that's what that means
58:00 <fawks> It's h o m E r
58:00 <Aphox> I ... am... Turkey. You ... are ... Turkey. We are all Turkey
58:00 <fawks> Lol
58:00 <Immutable> envisages a turkey fetus in space
58:00 <Immutable> **
58:00 <Aphox> What a sexy space turkey corpse!
00:00 <Aphox> The last thing my spirit Turkey told me was: Spiders have many eyes but the walls they're surrounded by don't have ears.
00:00 <Immutable> haven't you seen 2001: a space oddessy ?
00:00 <Aphox> I live by that every day
00:00 <Aphox> Negatory
00:00 <slinky_J> fox what are these two muppets rappin about?
00:00 <Aphox> Yo
00:00 <stompin> rappin about fucking ya mum
00:00 <fawks> IDK
00:00 <Aphox> Yo, let me drop, about my space turkey yo
00:00 <Immutable> you've got to see that film Aphox 
01:00 <Aphox> Only if it has Nicholas Cage
01:00 <slinky_J> stompin I'll tell you this now while you still don't know it: you suuuucckkkk!
01:00 <slinky_J> :P
01:00 <Aphox> otherwise I will never see it, and will boycott it when given a vote on what to watch on television
02:00 <Immutable> it actually has Nicholas Cage in it
02:00 <Immutable> it was his debut film
02:00 <slinky_J> it actually does?
02:00 <nate> Immutable send me a nudie!
02:00 <Aphox> lol
03:00 <Aphox> A Stanley Kubrick classic apparently
03:00 <Immutable> nate I'm male
03:00 <slinky_J> my debut film is titled Teh hornay adventurez of picard starring mike myers!
03:00 <Aphox> WE ARE ALL MEN
03:00 <nate> im not afraid of MEN
03:00 <nate> :P
03:00 <slinky_J> u shud b
03:00 <nate> slinky_Js ps4 skills im afraid of
03:00 <slinky_J> they haz evil pointy spears in they pance
04:00 <slinky_J> yes, i've head of this legend of The Skilled One
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzCLLHscMOw
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Script - Breakeven Views: 45,891,230 Uploader: TheScriptVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m17s Rating: 4.94
04:00 <slinky_J> what a sick gamertag, fk so good
04:00 <slinky_J> fkn wanna change mine to that now
05:00 <slinky_J> it's so boasty and fat ugly gamergirls would dig that manning up shit yo
05:00 <nate> slinky_J wide open throttle mate get em D;
06:00 <slinky_J> i'd b a smart arse n everytime i kill someone in bf4 id say "Just killed one."
06:00 <slinky_J> ;D
06:00 <nate> slinky_J why not do some situps and score a rich old bird ;D
07:00 <nate> then sit by the pool all day 
07:00 <stompin> fulla shit
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Fray - How to Save a Life Views: 71,849,975 Uploader: thefrayVEVO Uploaded: Nov 24, 2009 Duration: 4m27s Rating: 4.93
09:00 <nate> stompin post a sexy song;p
12:00 <stompin> Akon - I Just Had Sex Lyrics <-- a song slinky_J could never play
12:00 <Aphox> cat just brought in a dying mouse
13:00 <Aphox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoCT4GcPbk
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube & The Notorious B.I.G. - Hello Vs. Party & Bullshit (Matoma Remix) Views: 1,856,543 Uploader: Chill Masters Uploaded: Nov 11, 2014 Duration: 6m42s Rating: 4.92
13:00 <Aphox> good remix 
13:00 <Aphox> to watch a mouse breath its' last breaths
13:00 <Aphox> apparently
19:00 <TheRiddler> barista bros has a iced chocolate drink now
19:00 <TheRiddler> richest chocolate milk I ever tasted
22:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7btmVG74rRw
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Best of Dr. Steve Brule Volume 1 Views: 374,241 Uploader: Mike Gouvea Uploaded: May 14, 2014 Duration: 14m34s Rating: 4.73
22:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!
25:00 <slinky_J> if anyone thinks slinky_J don't know funny! then watch this cunt ;) xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tim and Eric - The Universe + Extanded Scenes (Complete) Views: 1,581,621 Uploader: Robbie Jack Uploaded: Sep 4, 2013 Duration: 6m54s Rating: 4.93
27:00 <FantasticMrFiFa> welcome 2 2013
28:00 <Aphox> skrate boards
32:00 <slinky_J> i am so fucken high right now
32:00 <Nikky`> good for you
33:00 <slinky_J> uno that the male giraffe will taste the urine of the female giraffe to see if she's furtle and would make a good mate?
33:00 <slinky_J> true story time with slinky_J
38:00 <slinky_J> my card for this evening is the Jack of Hearts.
38:00 <slinky_J> wonder what that means
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/6axKg.jpg
43:00 <slinky_J> dude
43:00 <slinky_J> im keeping that tab open all night!
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/kYbEM.jpg
44:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha dude on fb this sbs thing asking how long you want to live for
44:00 <slinky_J> and peoples comments were normal
44:00 <slinky_J> untill this guy!
45:00 <slinky_J> John Conner Then listen to the Queers.....on SBS yeah rite
45:00 <slinky_J> PLAY OF THE DAY!
52:00 <Nikky`> All happening tonight
53:00 <slinky_J> yer well it's not me that's boring!
53:00 <slinky_J> woo Skirmish
53:00 <slinky_J> finally somebody smart and entertainging
53:00 <Nikky`> Want to make a bet? :P
53:00 <slinky_J> ging
53:00 <slinky_J> :P Nikz bebe it's been too long
53:00 <slinky_J> n now im goin for a smoke so longer, technically..
54:00 <Nikky`> Or not long enough?
54:00 <Skirmish> zing!
56:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
56:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
56:00 <Skirmish> Hey Nikky` hows it? 
57:00 <Skirmish> NO COCKS!
57:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
57:00 <Nikky`> It is good, how are you?
57:00 <TheRiddler> Nikky` give us a description of your ideal girl :p
57:00 <slinky_J> i got a sick song for ya
57:00 <Nikky`> I like to keep those things to myself TheRiddler
57:00 <TheRiddler> aww
58:00 <TheRiddler> no fun
58:00 <ShadowLurker> dutchess in labour. more news as it comes out.
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvgaDmmtmc
58:00 <slinky_J> seriously good song
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor Views: 891,297 Uploader: AnIrishMansJukeBox Uploaded: Sep 9, 2009 Duration: 5m58s Rating: 4.92
58:00 <slinky_J> told ya :P
58:00 <mamak> it will be a girl
59:00 <slinky_J> Sargeant Gobbie 4 Apple Boy
59:00 <slinky_J> ?
59:00 <mamak> queen beatrice
00:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: I am well. A bit brain dead from reading text books and doing tests today.
01:00 <Nikky`> How did you go with your tests?
04:00 <slinky_J> that song just blew my mind 
06:00 <TheRiddler> hi boner
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: 91%. Just passed. I need to make more notes when I am reading I think. 
06:00 <Skirmish> 90% minimum pass mark. 
06:00 <stompin> wat r u studying with a 90% pass mark/
07:00 <nate> hes gonna be a nanny!
07:00 <Maurice> They're called mannys
07:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bMaS-Dq3Gk
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Nanny theme song Views: 74,694 Uploader: historia reiss Uploaded: Sep 2, 2012 Duration: 0m48s Rating: 4.76
07:00 <Nikky`> Well still a pass so well done
07:00 <nate> is said fanny!
07:00 <TheRiddler> mr nanny
07:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11074375_1005501412816638_1401494283017854357_n.jpg?oh=ba0517797c61efabb41ecf3b4178a559&oe=55E3E6C3&__gda__=1436040851_66231cc435b4a62ef4bf24a267cabf12
07:00 <TheRiddler> staring hulk hogan
07:00 <slinky_J> werd
08:00 <slinky_J> oh this hulk hogan stuff again!
08:00 <nate> Skirmish i want more out of u!!!
08:00 <slinky_J> weelll it beats watev Bastardly_One would repeat every night.
08:00 <slinky_J> You may pass.
10:00 <nate> them bonez!
11:00 <slinky_J> Boned, James Boned.
12:00 <Skirmish> stompin: Diploma in Project Management
12:00 <mamak> b1 might have got the picture finally
12:00 <TheRiddler> someone broke his fingers
12:00 <TheRiddler> or
13:00 <TheRiddler> he got tied up in a bdsm session and left there
13:00 <stompin> 90% pass mark is bullshit.
13:00 <mamak> thats a lie
14:00 <slinky_J> Pro Management!
14:00 <mamak> no place has 90% pass marks
14:00 <nate> b1 is the god father of irc
14:00 <slinky_J> I bet there's a business with that name.
14:00 <mamak> b1 is a social reject
14:00 <slinky_J> nate huns it's godfather
14:00 <slinky_J> ;0
14:00 <nate> god-fu-father
14:00 <slinky_J> if u werent a ditsy blond girl nate omglob!
14:00 <slinky_J> ahah
16:00 <TheRiddler> if b1 is a social reject you must be a cum dump reject
16:00 <slinky_J> cum!
16:00 <slinky_J> simba popularized the term cum during the reject wars
16:00 <mamak> cum dump lol
17:00 <slinky_J> there was a LOT of ejaculative speculation back then
17:00 <mamak> simba takes cum
17:00 <nate> mamak whos?
17:00 <slinky_J> people were tolkien from their families and forced by orcs to make love to their own hands online like Picard did
17:00 <nate> romance!
18:00 <slinky_J> what a total pedo hahaha
18:00 <mamak> lol slinky_J
18:00 <slinky_J> what was her name?
18:00 <slinky_J> brenda?
18:00 <mamak> picard the ped
18:00 <slinky_J> naww
18:00 <slinky_J> B B 
18:00 <Skirmish> 20:13 stompin: 90% pass mark is bullshit.  <--- Tell that to Skillpoint and TAFE NSW. 
18:00 <slinky_J> Skillpoint would make a sick gamertag! Skirmish.
19:00 <slinky_J> that or The Skilled One
19:00 <Maurice> I thought that said slipknot
19:00 <slinky_J> man they some freaky boys them slipknot crue!
19:00 <slinky_J> my song for you all, amenz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smashing Pumpkins - Today Views: 8,397,771 Uploader: SmashingPumpkinsVEVO Uploaded: Aug 3, 2011 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.92
20:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone else like drinking Moscato? K found a brand that is less than $4 a bottle and it tastes just as good as the $16 Brown Brothers. 
20:00 <Skirmish> $25 for a case of 6! BARGAIN! 
20:00 <nate> do tell brand
20:00 <Skirmish> I knew someone would ask that. Let me check. 
21:00 <nate> my old man is an alco
21:00 <slinky_J> Moscato ain't bad my man
21:00 <nate> but he has his own stil
21:00 <nate> yet cheap stuff he will buy
21:00 <slinky_J> amen teh cheap stuff
21:00 <slinky_J> peepz n freakz
21:00 <slinky_J> I WIN!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:00 <slinky_J> bam! in yo FACE guurrlfrieennd
22:00 <slinky_J> !
22:00 <Skirmish> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_334645/gossips-sweet-lips-moscato
22:00 <slinky_J> owned
22:00 <Skirmish> That is the stuff.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish!
22:00 <Skirmish> Kate! 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have that in my fridge yo' it's like 4 bucks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!!
22:00 <slinky_J> uh oh, I see boys getting girl germs goin' on about now!
23:00 <slinky_J> one, not multiple, that was a typo..
23:00 <Skirmish> K found it the other week. We buy it 6 bottles at a time now lol.
23:00 <slinky_J> phew..
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's delicious! 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I always have a few bottles of it
23:00 <Skirmish> We had a bottle of brown brothers as well and we can't really pick the difference aside from the price. 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> another one you guys should try
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll find it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's AWSOME too
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a pink moscato
24:00 <Skirmish> K had a bottle of that the other night but I didn't see the label. 
25:00 <stompin> wine is ass.
25:00 <Nikky`> Your face is ass :P
25:00 <mamak> hahahahahah katatonic_kate01
25:00 <mamak> LOL
26:00 <mamak> peeps and freaks
26:00 <mamak> greeks and twinks
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> mamak fuck off 
26:00 <nate> mamak yeah make me a video :D
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it's not on the dan murphy site it's like 12 bucks it's good
26:00 <Skirmish> Gossip does a pink moscato too
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't tried that one
27:00 <Skirmish> Looking at their winery website. 
27:00 <mamak> whats wrong with you katatonic_kate01?
27:00 <mamak> bit drunk or something?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah off my tits
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> slurring my speech and all
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckwit!
27:00 <mamak> you dont have to be drunk to do that
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
27:00 <mamak> you are a sour bitch 
27:00 <mamak> calm down
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, i am
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal with it 
28:00 <mamak> i will
28:00 <mamak> queen of england
28:00 <mamak> baby girl born
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_726204/banrock-station-infusions-sauvignon-blanc-infused-with-peach-mango-cask-2l
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
28:00 <mamak> LOL
28:00 <mamak> cask wine 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - you can read!
29:00 <Skirmish> I reckon the new royal baby will be named Diana Elizabeth
29:00 <nate> drink it then sleep on it mamak:)
29:00 <mamak> obviously
29:00 <mamak> no thanks banrock is shit
29:00 <Skirmish> mamak isn't very bright. It's best to ignore their silly comments. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Elizabeth is a most awesome name
30:00 <mamak> Skirmish you cut because I know good wine :(
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
30:00 <Skirmish> Yes mamak. I am furious that you think you're a wine expert. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you know good wine *rolls eyes*
30:00 <nate> mamak shot shots shots!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck
30:00 <mamak> i know good wine
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> great!
30:00 <Skirmish> You know how to whine. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't drink red, or dry whites
30:00 <faux> Hey k8
31:00 <mamak> thats why I worked in dan murphys for 3 years in the wine section
31:00 <mamak> only providing advice on wine 
31:00 <mamak> but hey Skirmish you know it all!
31:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ that logic. 'Worked at Dan Murphys ... therefore I know everyone about quality alcohol.'
31:00 <mamak> thats correct
31:00 <mamak> i was hired as a wine expert
31:00 <nate> its a 90% pass for me ;D
31:00 <faux> Loll
31:00 <faux> Wine Expert
32:00 <mamak> yes faux some of us do work in society
32:00 <Skirmish> Couldn't get a job at a quality wine selector business or at a cellar door? Your advice must be terrible. 
32:00 <mamak> some of us are not centrelink scum like yourself
32:00 <Maurice> I think drinking wine on a weekend and knowing good wine are vastly different things
32:00 <mamak> posting a pic of a cask wine especially banrock is laughable
32:00 <faux> I worked for AGL I know all abouts da gas
32:00 <mamak> boredGIRLL19 is here hi
32:00 <nate> isnt everything quality vs price ;l
32:00 <mamak> no you didnt
33:00 <Skirmish> I work for customs ... therefore I know everything about international smuggling. 
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <boredGIRLL19> hi
33:00 <nate> Skirmish is in investigations;l
33:00 <mamak> you dont though Skirmish
33:00 <amsy> smuggle me some dim sims
33:00 <Loof> 19 wtf
33:00 <mamak> but you should
33:00 <Loof> gtfo
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
33:00 <mamak> people like you shouldnt work in customs 
34:00 <amsy> hey ash
34:00 <mamak> thats why nothing happens LOL
34:00 <mamak> and drugs are imported every second and you guys sit there scratching ur ass
34:00 <TheRiddler> loof wants 70+
34:00 <nate> loof is here yay!
34:00 <Skirmish> People like me? lol you're a comedian. 
34:00 <nate> loof u enjoy wine babe?
34:00 <Loof> rip floki
35:00 <nate> im sure he does ;D
35:00 <TheRiddler> smuggle me some porn
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <Skirmish> Is episode 11 of Vikings out? 
35:00 <nate> yes?
35:00 <nate> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> well not like that's ever done anymore
36:00 <Loof> mmmm http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2014/04/vikings_episode9_gallery_2.jpg
36:00 <TheRiddler> smuggle in some bb guns
37:00 <nate> Skirmish 10 was the end of series 3
37:00 <Skirmish> Loof faps whilst watching Vikings. Not sure I can watch it anymore. 
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> I didn't think there was going to be more than 3 seasons. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> for?
37:00 <TheRiddler> I've only seen season 1
37:00 <TheRiddler> I have season 2 on blu-ray
37:00 <mamak> LOL loof do you wank over tv shows hahahaha
38:00 <Loof> cock grinders incorporated
39:00 <TheRiddler> mamak wanks over disney junior
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> grind it!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
40:00 <Loof> sometimes too much dick
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that possible?
40:00 <Loof> is only the begining
40:00 <mamak> no i dont wank over disney junior lol
40:00 <nate> http://www.hitfix.com/the-fien-print/vikings-creator-michael-hirst-on-flokis-darkness-ragnars-faith-and-a-season-4-time-jump
41:00 <nate> season 4 is coming not that i watch it, i did first 2 seasons ;l
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's awesome!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> roll is my fave 
42:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Vikings is a great show. You should watch it. 
42:00 <TheRiddler> I know
42:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't gotten around to it lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> continue it I mean
43:00 <Loof> it's all fun and games until out come the ping pong balls
44:00 <Loof> and lubed up cucumbers
44:00 <Loof> and the ketamine
44:00 <Skirmish> Might have an early night tonight. Have fun everyone. 
45:00 <mamak> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5 
49:00 <Loof> gotta get a plunger
49:00 <zaim> for g?
49:00 <Loof> this instant shit gives you ass cancer
50:00 <TheRiddler> instant cancer
51:00 <Serenity> hello ladies
54:00 <slinky_J> hai boysth
55:00 <slinky_J> tho many cuties
57:00 <Loof> is this a wig? http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2014/04/vikings_episode9_gallery_2.jpg
59:00 <stebie> wb couleurs
59:00 <couleurs> thenk u
00:00 <couleurs> i was busy... erm... with a thing
01:00 <nate> STRAP ON!
01:00 <slinky_J> scream!
01:00 <slinky_J> strap on!
02:00 <slinky_J> im gonna watch a scary movie nate
02:00 <nate> ok goodlooka
02:00 <slinky_J> u gettin scared,are ya nate?
02:00 <nate> alittle ;D
03:00 <slinky_J> 4 nate luv slinkies!
03:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu_Qjc1rfi0
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (Unreleased International Version) Views: 20,544 Uploader: t.A.T.u. Comeback Uploaded: Jan 18, 2014 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 4.58
03:00 <slinky_J> xD :P
03:00 <slinky_J> lelz
04:00 <nate> i have the other one on mp3 player;l
04:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5qU7p7yOY8
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ariana Grande, The Weeknd - Love Me Harder Views: 228,144,977 Uploader: ArianaGrandeVevo Uploaded: Nov 3, 2014 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.77
04:00 <slinky_J> drew barrymore was so hot in scream
05:00 <slinky_J> I want to be in a porn with the real Drew Barrymore titled LOVE ME HARDER!
05:00 <slinky_J> i got a creepier song for ya :P
05:00 <couleurs> :P
06:00 <slinky_J> hollup!
06:00 <slinky_J> a song about a stalker lel
06:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cage I Never Knew You Views: 133,991 Uploader: Definitive Jux Uploaded: May 29, 2009 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.79
06:00 <nate> zade hows trix
06:00 <Zade> ok ta and yourself nate?
07:00 <slinky_J> i just want to ask everyone where did nate come from because he seems like he's been part of the channel forever
07:00 <slinky_J> and where did Pieter go?
08:00 <nate> from uranus, planetary sex
08:00 <couleurs> lol Pieter got mortal kombat
08:00 <Zade> not just this channel 
08:00 <nate> zade taken ya shirt off lately?
08:00 <nate> u got a motorbike ?
09:00 <nate> would u ride a bike with no shirt on?:)
09:00 <Immutable> what's a professional word for philosophies
09:00 <Immutable> ????
11:00 <nate> See also argumentation; cosmology; criticism; ethics; ideas; knowledge; logic; theology; thinking; truth and error; understanding; values; wisdom.
11:00 <slinky_J> nate
11:00 <slinky_J> pls listen to song
12:00 <slinky_J> n watch music vid.
12:00 <nate> http://www.thefreedictionary.com/philosophy
12:00 <slinky_J> ^^^ up there sweetie
12:00 <slinky_J> :P
12:00 <nate> i did it made me sad ;l
12:00 <slinky_J> aw
12:00 <slinky_J> is so good uh
12:00 <nate> blah blah blah
12:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:00 <slinky_J> ima watch The Hitcher fk scream
12:00 <slinky_J> better change my fb
13:00 <Zade> yes nate i have gotten my shirt off, and yes i use to ride a motorbike without a shirt...lived on a farm 
14:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Iggy Azalea - Work (Explicit) Views: 164,567,241 Uploader: iggyazaleamusicVEVO Uploaded: Mar 13, 2013 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.67
14:00 <nate> i knew it zade ;l
17:00 <Immutable> thanks nate I'll just use philosophies
22:00 <slinky_J> High, this is philosphy 101
22:00 <slinky_J> xD
22:00 <slinky_J> Candice is that you're real name? Candice.
23:00 <Candice> yes
23:00 <Doodle> its short for geoff
26:00 <Loof> roll one up roll one up say just to burn one down
26:00 <Serenity> roll it up light it up smoke it up inhaaaleee exhaaallee
26:00 <Loof> hehehe
27:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do
27:00 <Serenity> i broke my smoking apparatus
27:00 <Loof> oh fuck :(
27:00 <Serenity> smashed
28:00 <Loof> can you buy them legally in your state?
28:00 <Serenity> yep
28:00 <Loof> cool 4:1)
28:00 <Serenity> long as they havent been used theyre legal to buy
28:00 <Serenity> and own
28:00 <Loof> nice
30:00 <slinky_J> oi sezz
30:00 <slinky_J> new show on sbs soon
30:00 <slinky_J> about real run down aussies
30:00 <slinky_J> like a doco series
30:00 <slinky_J> seems FUCKED
30:00 <slinky_J> like real life houosos LOL
31:00 <slinky_J> "Babe ya paying more attention to that ciggie and ya in labour"
31:00 <Serenity> =/ lol
32:00 <slinky_J> lols
32:00 <slinky_J> :S
32:00 <couleurs> kik
35:00 <couleurs> RiP B1
40:00 <StrykerX> Sup nigguhs
41:00 <Serenity> heys
42:00 <couleurs> nm just bean saxy
43:00 <StrykerX> Sounds promising
43:00 <StrykerX> I *was* out an at engagement party
43:00 <StrykerX> But the lil one decided he'd had enough
45:00 <couleurs> me 2
45:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, how's the hubby?
46:00 <couleurs> =)
56:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha couleurs!!!!!
56:00 <slinky_J> xD
56:00 <slinky_J> this movie rockz
56:00 <slinky_J> i so feel 18 right now n wanna go to town
56:00 <amsy> xD
56:00 <slinky_J> *simba rolls his eyes* aha
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
57:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
57:00 <slinky_J> NO
57:00 <slinky_J> NO!
57:00 <slinky_J> nite
57:00 <slinky_J> nooooooo
58:00 <couleurs> what movie u psycho
58:00 <slinky_J> the hitcher remake
58:00 <slinky_J> with Sean Bean
58:00 <slinky_J> plz don't h8 this one couleurs!!
58:00 <couleurs> seen it 1 time @ 2am on tv when i was home from a party after haveing sex with all da sluts
59:00 <couleurs> n guess what... it sux
59:00 <couleurs> xD
59:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha man
59:00 <slinky_J> my m8 got uninvited to a party from a chick he's been with
00:00 <slinky_J> bcoz she asked if he will be respectful during a house party at hers while her parents are away
00:00 <slinky_J> and he msgs back 'I'm going to smash everything.'
00:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
00:00 <stompin> lol
00:00 <stompin> idiot
00:00 <slinky_J> rofl rofl
00:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
00:00 <StrykerX> Including her? ;)
00:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHA ino right!
00:00 <slinky_J> :P ^5
00:00 <StrykerX> ^5
00:00 <slinky_J> she says 'you're uninvited'
00:00 <StrykerX> She worth it tho?
00:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> yer she's hot as fkshit
01:00 <slinky_J> he got in tho
01:00 <slinky_J> n he's like 'this place sucks cock.'
01:00 <StrykerX> Nice
01:00 <couleurs> fkn aweosem mang
02:00 <couleurs> hope u was wearin' ur cape
02:00 <StrykerX> And wizards hat
04:00 <slinky_J> ur a harry wizard!
14:00 <StrykerX> Racist
14:00 <slinky_J> 'unglogging'
14:00 <StrykerX> No.
18:00 <slinky_J> watev
18:00 <slinky_J> i am trippin
18:00 <slinky_J> need sex.
18:00 <slinky_J> lols
19:00 <stompin> go visit ya mum she will help u with that.
20:00 <slinky_J> dude
20:00 <slinky_J> you bring up my mother a lot
20:00 <slinky_J> you do..
38:00 <slinky_J> why is so lame!
41:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4UsqLGXdE0
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: When you're working out and your jam comes on! Views: 87,093 Uploader: Zurree Uploaded: Apr 6, 2015 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.84
42:00 <Loof> yawn
44:00 <StrykerX> Loof, keen for prison?
44:00 <slinky_J> couleurs make it be june 24th already
45:00 <slinky_J> i wants me batman ps4!
46:00 <Loof> when you're trying so desperately to let everyone know you work out, only to forget about exercise all together in a week and you jam comes on!
47:00 <StrykerX> `8ball prison?
47:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: prison??? Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.!!
47:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
48:00 <Serenity> daz
48:00 <StrykerX> Serenity
48:00 <Serenity> if you haven't watched the justin bieber roast
48:00 <Serenity> do it
48:00 <StrykerX> Okay
48:00 <Serenity> i hurt from laughing lol
48:00 <Loof> did beiber cry?
48:00 <StrykerX> YT?
49:00 <Serenity> yeah daz
49:00 <Serenity> nah loof he did good
49:00 <amsy> lmao
49:00 <Loof> damnit
49:00 <StrykerX> Sweet
51:00 <StrykerX> I'll watch the highlights
51:00 <StrykerX> Too sleepy to watch a 1h 30m clip atm
51:00 <Serenity> save it for tomorrow haha
52:00 <StrykerX> LOL
52:00 <StrykerX> Comparing ISIS to Bieber
52:00 <StrykerX> Must. Watch.
53:00 <Serenity> snoop dogg is blazing away on stage lol
56:00 <StrykerX> So I saw haha
56:00 <StrykerX> Right, bedtime.. Or I'll end a half sleep thanks to a little person
56:00 <StrykerX> Peace out
57:00 <StrykerX> Having a half sleep*
58:00 <Loof> hye partygay
01:00 <slinky_J> yea
01:00 <slinky_J> wb sup partay
03:00 <slinky_J> I love when charcters that mean fuck all to the story, are killed just after delivering a few cuteabout their kid or being married next week, and wham! BRAINS BLOWN OUT!
03:00 <slinky_J> Loof do you have me on ignore
03:00 <slinky_J> dunno what I did this time O_o
16:00 <Immutable> you bitches better start talking noa
18:00 <Serenity> shut up Immutable
18:00 <Immutable> lol
18:00 <Immutable> can't believe you liked that roast of justin beiber
19:00 <Serenity> cant beliebe you didnt
21:00 <Serenity> poor trout
21:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> just timed my piss
22:00 <slinky_J> 3 mins 27 seconds
22:00 <slinky_J> im fbing that
22:00 <faux> Wtf
22:00 <slinky_J> yeah ino right
22:00 <faux> Are you niagra  falls irl
22:00 <slinky_J> LOL
23:00 <slinky_J> I had a lot to drink
23:00 <nate> cum isnt piss slinky_J:)
23:00 <faux> Is that even possible
23:00 <slinky_J> yer
23:00 <slinky_J> apparently it is
23:00 <slinky_J> oh  man if i had a phone i coulda recorded the piss
23:00 <slinky_J> stream, not ma willeh..
24:00 <nate> they go hand in hand ;D
24:00 <faux> The world record for longest pee is 508 seconds 
24:00 <slinky_J> i swear nate better be a really sexy chick
24:00 <nate> ya usually do long pisses if ya really pissed
24:00 <slinky_J> nate is an enigma
25:00 <slinky_J> yer 
25:00 <Immutable> natenigma
25:00 <faux> 8.4 minutes wtf
25:00 <nate> slinky j had 2 beers
25:00 <slinky_J> somehow the pagan gods intervened
25:00 <slinky_J> and gave me teh big bug
25:00 <faux> I would cry if that happened 
25:00 <slinky_J> and the COWBOY and teh beers
25:00 <faux> Imagine never ending pee
25:00 <Serenity> i pee hell fast
25:00 <Serenity> jet stream
26:00 <slinky_J> i got double vision
26:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck do u get rid of it
26:00 <slinky_J> not drunk double vision just it just happened 
27:00 <faux> Are you dehydraed
27:00 <faux> G
27:00 <faux> T
27:00 <Serenity> well he is now
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> im srsly high
27:00 <faux> drink water 
27:00 <slinky_J> notice how im not abusing anyone
27:00 <slinky_J> I have that!
27:00 <faux> Ok
27:00 <slinky_J> no not ok
28:00 <slinky_J> where are Picard
28:00 <slinky_J> and Bastardlies_One
29:00 <slinky_J> you have been placed in a queue
29:00 <slinky_J> your current position is 1 of 1
30:00 <slinky_J> ok sometimes I srsly hate games
30:00 <faux> Yah James sucks 
30:00 <Immutable> oh look what happened I was like bitches better talk and you all started talking
30:00 <slinky_J> Boned, James Boned.
31:00 <slinky_J> Immutable what was that spirit turky shit
31:00 <slinky_J> ??
31:00 <Immutable> I don't fucken know it was funny at the time
31:00 <slinky_J> true, it was a confusing time in my life.
32:00 <slinky_J> I even asked fox and she did not know.
32:00 <Immutable> who's fox?
32:00 <faux> Me
32:00 <Immutable> are you fox from jagged alliance 2?
32:00 <faux> Yes
33:00 <Immutable> your marksmanship sucks but you're worth the price because you learn like a crazy bitch
35:00 <slinky_J> this is impossible
35:00 <Dugnuts> i used to like the way she said everything in a flirty way
35:00 <slinky_J> WHo Is Fox?
35:00 <slinky_J> is an awesome art film
36:00 <slinky_J> about the audacious painter
36:00 <slinky_J> that overcum
36:00 <slinky_J> ahem COME
36:00 <slinky_J> some shit uno that artist go thru
36:00 <slinky_J> we met once in a chat room
36:00 <slinky_J> I chattedered to her.
36:00 <slinky_J> oi so y u think Picard is such a pedo
37:00 <Immutable> sigh
37:00 <slinky_J> ah mean bronniez wasn't under age but..
37:00 <slinky_J> what
37:00 <Bonny> cos he is related to you, slinky_J
37:00 <slinky_J> u in love with him Immutable?
37:00 <slinky_J> HE GET TO YOU?!
37:00 <slinky_J> Bonny baebz uno i <3 u so i will not say FUCK I AM SO NOT!
37:00 <slinky_J> related to him..
37:00 <ShadowLurker> man walks into a zoo. theres just one animal in the entire zoo,  a dog. its a shitzu.
38:00 <Bonny> lol
38:00 <Serenity> oh dear
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i loled way too long at that 
39:00 <slinky_J> lolz
39:00 <slinky_J> i too suffer from lollism
39:00 <Immutable> hahaha
40:00 <slinky_J> xD
41:00 <slinky_J> love a super happy fun slide right now
41:00 <slinky_J> *sings* if ya know what ah mean!
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha!
41:00 <Immutable> my pokemon game wont log on
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey Immutable :)
41:00 <Immutable> hey sexy
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> How's workies
42:00 <Immutable> yeah not the best
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not cool
42:00 <Immutable> trying to get something that's full time
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh ok
42:00 <Immutable> you still wit your main man?
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yahuh
43:00 <Immutable> no hope for us then 
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> So
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> I keep complaining about my iPhone
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Listed it on eBay today
43:00 <Immutable> good
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Going back to Samsung
44:00 <Immutable> iphones for people who can only use one button
44:00 <slinky_J> lolz hi
44:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <xm> cooleurs
44:00 <Immutable> in a way an iphone is kind of like a woman emulator
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> What?!
44:00 <couleurs> hi xm
44:00 <Immutable> you just push the one button
45:00 <Immutable> then stuff goes to shit
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
45:00 <Immutable> did you hear superfunhappyslide xm and I are engaged
46:00 <Immutable> this happened in reality
46:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/AeD19DwnwD4
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GUY ON PILLS THINKS HE IS DJING LOL Views: 2,562 Uploader: funnyvids Uploaded: Mar 8, 2015 Duration: 2m4s Rating: 5.00
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> I did not!
46:00 <Immutable> alright it didn't
46:00 <Immutable> :(
47:00 <Immutable> I have nothing to report
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol you're prepping for when it does
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Practicing
47:00 <Immutable> yeah when she moves to sydney
47:00 <slinky_J> oi
47:00 <slinky_J> don't you DARE
47:00 <Immutable> I'll be like yo girl you want to program with me
47:00 <slinky_J> touch Sidney!
47:00 <Immutable> that's the slipery slope to marriage right there
47:00 <slinky_J> She's been through enough scares.
47:00 <slinky_J> LEAD SIDNEY ALONE!!!
48:00 <slinky_J> lead?
48:00 <slinky_J> leave.. 
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
48:00 <slinky_J> and yer in yo face owned!
49:00 <slinky_J> i have some choice pizza.
49:00 <slinky_J> from yesterday..
49:00 <slinky_J> I stand by how choice day old pizza is.
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh not from nz?
50:00 <Immutable> NZ?
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-(
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Moving on
51:00 <Immutable> :)
51:00 <Immutable> don't be frowny 
51:00 <Immutable> there is a whole world of possibility not to be frowny
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> I know
52:00 <couleurs> prenut butta jally tiem
52:00 <Immutable> and it's a whore
52:00 <Immutable> you've just got to tap that whore
52:00 <Immutable> with a stick
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
53:00 <Immutable> then happiness falls like a pinata
53:00 <Immutable> its a scientific fact proven from thousands of years of research into the science of whores
54:00 <Immutable> and also happiness
54:00 <Immutable> mostly whores though
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> And piñatas
55:00 <slinky_J> interesting sounding movie on sbs 2
55:00 <slinky_J> Love Crime
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> The sexual broadcasting station
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Presents
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Love.. Crime
56:00 <slinky_J> Christine is a sadistic business executive; Isabelle is her assistant who is routinely humiliated. When the abuse goes too far, Isabelle does something she never thought she'd do.
56:00 <slinky_J> LOVE CRIME!
56:00 <slinky_J> lolz
56:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha!
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
56:00 <slinky_J> oh shiz
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so lesbians and dominatrix stuff
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Interesting
57:00 <Immutable> think its about time for sleep
57:00 <slinky_J> i hope i haven't missed Supernatural animated series ep!
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sweet dream Immutable
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> *dreams
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> More than one
57:00 <Immutable> my dreams are horrible
57:00 <Immutable> maybe I'll stay awake then
58:00 <slinky_J> eh
58:00 <slinky_J> slaap lekker.
58:00 <slinky_J> ;D
58:00 <slinky_J> SLEEP GOOD!
58:00 <Immutable> sleep bad
59:00 <Immutable> my sleep is so restless
59:00 <Immutable> not much point in doing it
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Get some restavits
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're $10
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Chemist
59:00 <Immutable> yeah
59:00 <slinky_J> THIS LOOKS SHIT
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> You'll be drooling on yourself in 15 min
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