#melbourne - 2015-05-13 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2015-05-13

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
« 2015-05-12 2015-05-14 »
04:00 <Maurice> I just sand 4 non blondes to my cat and she is pissed the fuck off
06:00 <nate> cats have weak bladders :)
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> my cat likes that song
09:00 <nate> i was going to click on a cat video. cant do it :D
09:00 <nate> lol
10:00 <Maurice> Es doesn't it would seem
10:00 <Maurice> She was all squinty and glaring
10:00 <Maurice> Now shes got her box, she's a happy lesbo
10:00 <Maurice> I also meant sang *cries*
13:00 <Doodle> sand lol
13:00 <Doodle> i never noticed it
13:00 <Doodle> probably cos i am as bent as you
15:00 <Maurice> Lets be pretzels together
15:00 <Doodle> hot
15:00 <Doodle> and salty
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 4 Non Blondes - What's Up.mp3 (6.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:07)
16:00 <Maurice> The best combo
17:00 <Maurice> I was gonna ask how you knew it was that song, but really, thats the only one anyone remembers
17:00 <Doodle> yeah
18:00 <Doodle> i'm still pissed off that she never said whats up in the song
18:00 <Doodle> but thats what it was called
18:00 <Maurice> YEAH
18:00 <Doodle> my ocd
18:00 <Maurice> Fucking moll
18:00 <Doodle> going doolally
18:00 <Maurice> I always thought it was called whats going on
18:00 <Maurice> Or 'I said heyyyyy heyyyyy heyyyyyy heyyyyyy'
18:00 <Doodle> i always thought it was called song by the chick with the massive nosering that looked stupid and inconvenient
19:00 <Maurice> Also a good alternative
19:00 <Doodle> crap i forgot to take my 900 pills today
20:00 <Maurice> I've taken no pills today
20:00 <Maurice> Or for the last few months
20:00 <nate> message me your pill list doodle
20:00 <Doodle> my beauty pills
20:00 <Doodle> they stop me aging
21:00 <Maurice> (he's really a vamp)
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Transvision Vamp - Baby I Don't Care.mp3 (3.39MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:42)
22:00 <Doodle> also i shelve them
22:00 <Doodle> plip
23:00 <Doodle> x900
23:00 <Maurice> Thats hot
27:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd, my mate is so in love with transvision vamp
27:00 <British^Meat> well, the singer...
27:00 <British^Meat> shes probs ancient now
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN>  <nate> i was going to click on a cat video. cant do it :D
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeah dowg!
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> dont fall for that trap, that cat is evil dowg.
51:00 <porrodock> hi
26:00 <porrodock> helllo Ana_Ng
02:00 <penetrative> Hmmm?
03:00 <Atwell> hi penetrative
03:00 <Atwell> what do we do today?
03:00 <penetrative> You got something to say?
37:00 <Loof> gtfo ThePiddler
39:00 <Atwell> fuck off Longie
39:00 <Atwell> Loof
39:00 <Atwell> go fuck ur wife
43:00 <Loof> unlike you i can have sex right now
43:00 <Loof> cockmangling pedo
44:00 <Loof> gtfo and go die somewhere
44:00 <Loof> nobody cares about u
44:00 <Loof> shouldn't you be eating up the last of the dicks at the soup kitchen by about this time?
45:00 <Loof> meth.. not even once
31:00 <Fez> hello
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey
33:00 <Fez> whats goin on in austnet town?
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sweet fa at the moment
34:00 <Fez> any breasts being shown?
34:00 <Fez> or is it too early for that
35:00 <psYbR> ay fez
35:00 <Fez> how are ya
37:00 <psYbR> pretty good mate. running an auction atm, kinda boring
37:00 <Fez> walking is less strenious i find
37:00 <psYbR> huehue
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what aucxtion
38:00 <psYbR> onsite auction in melbourne today
38:00 <psYbR> bunch of power tools
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cool
38:00 <Fez> is it for a girl?
38:00 <Fez> oh
38:00 <Fez> pass
40:00 <psYbR> nah the slave auctions are later tonight
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh oh oh let me come :D
47:00 <psYbR> first lot up for bid is a slim white girl, long black hair, bruise/scar free, clean, disease free, competent cook and cleaner, bit of a mouth on her, may require behavioural training.
47:00 <psYbR> What have I got to get her away?
47:00 <psYbR> Have I got ten thousand on bid?
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> $2
50:00 <Fez> does she get beers whilst topless??
50:00 <psYbR> this next lot is a popular one. Goes by the nickname "serenity". Skilled as an IRC administrator, breasts the size of balloons, what have I got to get her away?
52:00 <Fez> i have 3 buttons
53:00 <psYbR> Sold. Send the buttons to my account within 24hrs to complete the transaction.
54:00 <Fez> wait.. you took that as a bid?
54:00 <psYbR> No backsies
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
55:00 <psYbR> Serenity is gonna smack me :3
55:00 <Fez> isnt that what my 3 buttons are for :P
55:00 <Serenity> heeyyyyyyyyy
56:00 <Fez> hi Serenity
56:00 <psYbR> hi Serenity. Please go and sit with your new owner until the auction has finished.
56:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
57:00 <Fez> kinky
58:00 <Fez> #melbourne's word of the year - breasts
59:00 <Fez> you know any tribreasted women Snoopys_Gunship?
00:00 <psYbR> Ow. This next lot is an interesting one. It may or may not be damaged, it appears to be retarded in some way. Bidders please make your own assessment. Goes by the name of Skirmish. May be useful in cleaning or as feed for dogs. Have I got $1 to get him away?
02:00 <psYbR> No interest? Feed 'im to the Cerberus.
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb
05:00 <Fez> how would you describe b1 as an auction item?
08:00 <psYbR> Well we weren't going to leave the best til last but I guess we can skip ahead. This hunky beast can handle any workload you throw at it. It may not be very smart but it's strong enough to disembowel a mountain lion and break the toughest concrete. Some minor scarring and possible sexually transmitted diseases - we don't recommend this for 'personal' service.
10:00 <Fez> whats the going price?
10:00 <slinky_J> far out
10:00 <psYbR> Lets open at thirty dollars.
10:00 <slinky_J> found out u can keep a roast chicken in the fridge for a week+
10:00 <psYbR> rofl
10:00 <psYbR> eat it i dare you
12:00 <Fez> i can keep chicken in the fridge for a yr
12:00 <Fez> doesnt mean its good to eat though
12:00 <Fez> call the police, b1 is missing
13:00 <psYbR> don't worry we'll get the slave hounds onto his scent. 
14:00 <psYbR> they might not bring much back but at least he wont get away
15:00 <slinky_J> dude i eat uncooked chicken 
15:00 <slinky_J> a roast chicken Fez that is unopened and been in the fridge since i got it because i bought two :P
18:00 <slinky_J> hmm seems to really all come down to your immune system since most of these bacteria will only cause you to be sick from 24 hours to under the weather for a week, people with a low immune system will become quite ill
18:00 <slinky_J> I hate you internet, I remember back in the day when I put a twistie in dirt dowg and ate that shit!
27:00 <psYbR> fuck this auction is going forever
27:00 <psYbR> so mind numbing
28:00 <psYbR> the auctioneer's voice makes me want to go on a murder rampage
30:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <psYbR> whatchu up to Sezdawg
35:00 <Serenity> im supposed to be packing
35:00 <Serenity> but ive run out of big boxes
36:00 <psYbR> moving?
36:00 <Serenity> yuh
36:00 <psYbR> did you hear I was moving to melbs and so you're getting the hell out :3
37:00 <Serenity> im not in melb haha
37:00 <psYbR> should move to melbs
38:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
38:00 <psYbR> well im bored and losing my mind
39:00 <Serenity> no way
39:00 <Serenity> im not moving there!
39:00 <psYbR> you missed me auctioning off serenity
39:00 <psYbR> he went for three old buttons
39:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
39:00 <psYbR> *she
39:00 <Dugnuts> 3 old buttons?
39:00 <Dugnuts> damn
39:00 <Dugnuts> i couldnt match that
39:00 <Dugnuts> not for serenity anyway
39:00 <Serenity> how RUDE
39:00 <Dugnuts> :P
40:00 <psYbR> it was quite the sale
40:00 <Serenity> ill remember that
40:00 <Dugnuts> but i do always enjoy an auction
40:00 <psYbR> lol
40:00 <Serenity> one day you'll need me
40:00 <Serenity> and i wont be there!
40:00 <Dugnuts> me?
40:00 <Dugnuts> or psYbR
40:00 <Serenity> psYbR
40:00 <Dugnuts> oh good
40:00 <psYbR> but i'll always be here for you psYbR ;)
40:00 <Dugnuts> coz i need my buttons
41:00 <Serenity> im so under appreciated
41:00 <Dugnuts> well i need those for holding clothes closed if i lose a button
42:00 <psYbR> i'd have paid four buttons for you sez but the rules say auction staff can't buy the products
42:00 <Dugnuts> its not like you would walk around all day holding my shirt closed if i lost a button would you?
42:00 <Serenity> do you know ive literally got about 200 little bags that have spare buttons in them
43:00 <Dugnuts> wait
43:00 <Dugnuts> are they part of the package?
43:00 <Dugnuts> coz if so its a no brainer investment!
43:00 <Serenity> NO YOU CANT HAVE MY BUTTONS
44:00 <Dugnuts> so you are for sale, but not your buttons
44:00 <psYbR> you know, a cattle crush isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds
44:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
44:00 <Serenity> get a kid, you'll get more buttons
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ill bust your button in a minute
45:00 <Serenity> :o
45:00 <psYbR> reason for getting woman pregnant: to get buttons
45:00 <Serenity> every kids shirt you buy that has a button on it comes with spare buttons
45:00 <Serenity> my kids are 7 and 10.. thats a lot of buttons
45:00 <Dugnuts> oh kids buttons huh
46:00 <Serenity> see what you missed out on psYbR
46:00 <Serenity> buttons
46:00 <Dugnuts> ok, i bid tree fiddy
46:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
46:00 <psYbR> LOL
46:00 <Dugnuts> buttons
46:00 <psYbR> pass
47:00 <Serenity> not worth it? haha
47:00 <Dugnuts> oh no tree fiddy dollars
47:00 <Dugnuts> for all the buttons
47:00 <Dugnuts> oh can you sew Serenity?
47:00 <Serenity> i know enough to sew a button on.. and maybe sew up a hole
47:00 <Serenity> thats about it
47:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
48:00 <Dugnuts> so you couldnt hem my pants?
48:00 <Serenity> not well
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <Skirmish> Throw it away and buy a new shirt. Don't be a button jew. 
48:00 <Serenity> what if its your all time favourite get luck shirt
48:00 <Serenity> lucky
48:00 <Skirmish> People have those? 
48:00 <Serenity> maybe i dont know
48:00 <Serenity> i have boobs i dont need a shirt to get lucky
49:00 <Skirmish> Well to those people I would suggest they stop putting so much faith in a piece of fabric. 
49:00 <Serenity> well dont you have favourite clothes
50:00 <Skirmish> Not really. 
50:00 <Serenity> weirdo
50:00 <Skirmish> Button jew
51:00 <Dugnuts> i used to have shirt like that :)
51:00 <Serenity> everyone has a fave shirt
51:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is just weird
51:00 <Dugnuts> looking back tho im pretty sure it was just the confidence boost
51:00 <Dugnuts> had nothing to do with the shirt
51:00 <Serenity> with bad taste in shoes
57:00 <Dugnuts> burn
01:00 <psYbR> Melb_chef, cool nick. Cool me some salmon?
02:00 <psYbR> cook*
04:00 <Dugnuts> why dont you ask him for something he can actually supply
04:00 <Dugnuts> like drugs
16:00 <psYbR> yeah i bet he is that kind of 'cook'
42:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWFhKTVEq6c
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flood - Jars Of Clay (A Cappella Cover) Views: 3,886 Uploader: StanfordMixedCompany Uploaded: Jan 16, 2010 Duration: 3m34s Rating: 5.00
42:00 <slinky_J> :D
45:00 <stebie> fibry, stop.
45:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ahp!
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you fucking what now
46:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> stebie has snapped
46:00 <stebie> fibry, stop!
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont hide behind me lol
46:00 <stebie> i even made an alias to make it easier for me
46:00 <stebie> it's called /fibry
49:00 <British^Meat> what the even?
57:00 <stebie> i know, right?
41:00 <simba> Poison
43:00 <Skirmish> Alice Cooper song now in my head. 
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i <3 mushromos and eggs and crispy peas!
37:00 <Dugnuts> good old mushromos
37:00 <nate> vitamin d ;l
37:00 <nate> tha D!
37:00 <Dugnuts> in mushromos?
37:00 <nate> yes baby cakes
37:00 <nate> 52% or somethin:)
37:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
37:00 <Dugnuts> describe this mushromos to me
38:00 <Dugnuts> sounds intriguing
39:00 <nate> 19% iron:)
39:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
39:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot of iron
39:00 <Dugnuts> is that like, of your recommended daily intake?
39:00 <Dugnuts> or is it made of 19% iron
39:00 <Dugnuts> if so its sounding a bit like a tool
40:00 <Dugnuts> what does a mushromos look like?
40:00 <psYbR> i've got some cutoffs of 100% iron here
40:00 <psYbR> wouldn't want to eat one tbh
41:00 <psYbR> is iron oxide similar? :3
41:00 <nate> Amount Per 100 grams
41:00 <nate> Calories 38
41:00 <nate> smacko!
41:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
42:00 <Dugnuts> not playing the misspelled word game
44:00 <nate> context iron
44:00 <nate> hehe pork:)
52:00 <Dugnuts> ooh its all blowy outside
53:00 <Dugnuts> makes me feel all cozy inside with my heater
53:00 <psYbR> is that cause you're at a glory hole
53:00 <Dugnuts> what?
54:00 <nate> wank station bravo
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh
54:00 <Dugnuts> blowy
54:00 <Dugnuts> good one
55:00 <psYbR> :3
10:00 <TheRon> hello
10:00 <stebie> hey
10:00 <psYbR> this is a good read, even has (awful) boobs https://encyclopediadramatica.se/VampireFreaks
11:00 <TheRon> boobs!
13:00 <stebie> nsfw!
13:00 <TheRon> bad weather on the way
13:00 <TheRon> 9 degrees in ballarat tomorrow
14:00 <stebie> nipple fats a-plenty
14:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
15:00 <Fez> knockers
16:00 <TheRon> nipple fats
16:00 <Fez> triknockers*
17:00 <TheRon> i wish
17:00 <TheRon> 3 has got to be better than 2
17:00 <Fez> they can all work together
17:00 <Fez> 3 breasts and a lady
18:00 <TheRon> that lionel richie song
18:00 <Fez> he knew what to sing about
18:00 <TheRon> oh yes
19:00 <psYbR> ten breasts
20:00 <TheRon> thats just ridiculous 
20:00 <Fez> like a cat?
20:00 <Fez> maybe a cow?
20:00 <Fez> they call me the dog catcher at my local
21:00 <Fez> get it?
21:00 <TheRon> sounds like me on a saturday night
23:00 <Fez> i lie, id have to be able to pick up
23:00 <Fez> i lack that skill so im on irc looking for 3 breasted women
24:00 <simba> theres 1 in this video fez https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy4CCyHp56E
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jasmine Tridevil - Born to Serve Views: 243,962 Uploader: Jasmine Tridevil Uploaded: Jan 13, 2015 Duration: 3m52s Rating: .74
24:00 <Fez> thats fake
24:00 <Fez> maybe i shouldve said a naturally tribreasted woman
26:00 <Fez> its tom cruise!
26:00 <simba> no its real
26:00 <simba> look her up
26:00 <Fez> it was on the news years ago
28:00 <simba> what was
28:00 <simba> forget it
30:00 <Fez> 'what was'
30:00 <Fez> ok...
34:00 <psYbR> 02▓ #cYbeRpunK ▓06【ツ】04[tech, music, electronics, 01hacking04 and dev]03 ;)
35:00 <psYbR> rofl just /amsg'd that across like 5 different servers in every channel
35:00 <psYbR> woopsie
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Serenity> dork
38:00 <psYbR> including some heavily populated channels with hundreds of users *hides*
38:00 <psYbR> join my channel, it's way cool i promise
38:00 <psYbR> not that I know anyone on austnet who is into any of those topics
40:00 <indacloset> do you talk about hot men in there?
41:00 <psYbR> yeah its 02▓ #cYbeRpunK ▓06【ツ】04[men, men, men, 01hot men04 and men]03
41:00 <Serenity> hot
42:00 <Fez> dicks!
42:00 <psYbR> your favourite
42:00 <Fez> not quite
42:00 <Fez> but points for having a go
42:00 <psYbR> second favourite?
42:00 <indacloset> Fez loves  nice hard dick
42:00 <TheRon> i like that speckled dick
42:00 <Fez> i dunno if its love yet
43:00 <Fez> spotted dick?
43:00 <psYbR> but definitely a strong attraction
43:00 <Fez> breasts?
43:00 <TheRon> the dessert
44:00 <psYbR> Fez is actually zer0_c00l
44:00 <indacloset> would you give simba a good suck fez?
44:00 <Serenity> hot hard cocks
44:00 <psYbR> he crashed 1407 computers in one day with his virus
44:00 <Fez> that was just my penis
44:00 <Fez> its like a virus
45:00 <psYbR> i know that's your favourite Serenity 
45:00 <Fez> whale dix
45:00 <Doodle> sarah
46:00 <Doodle> have you not had your dose of cock today
46:00 <ShadowLurker> not in the last 25 mins
46:00 <Doodle> well
46:00 <Doodle> get onto it
46:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
46:00 <ShadowLurker> that so punny
46:00 <Doodle> inorite
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It.mp3 (4.36MB 128kbps Stereo 4:45)
47:00 <Serenity> hahahah
47:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - jubgleland
47:00 <indacloset> i'd get myself on Doodle
47:00 <TheRon> jungleland
47:00 <Doodle> :o
49:00 <indacloset> its a jungleland in therons pants
50:00 <TheRon> it's a real forest down ther
50:00 <psYbR> i heard Hagrid was keeping a giant spider in TheRon's forest
50:00 <Dugnuts> crypt of the necrodancer is a bit of fun
54:00 <TheRon> ewho
54:00 <indacloset> Dugnuts you love hard cocks too?
54:00 <Dugnuts> wow
54:00 <Dugnuts> apparently you do
54:00 <TheRon> i like rhode island reds
54:00 <indacloset> yeah I do
55:00 <indacloset> nothing wrong at all with a throbbing hard cock in your hand
55:00 <Fez> the soft cock deosnt get nearly enough attention
56:00 <Fez> breasts and booze.
57:00 <TheRon> listen all yall this is sabotage
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Views: 41,854,401 Uploader: WhamVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.84
59:00 <psYbR> laters o/
01:00 <TheRon> want a whole lotta love
04:00 <Fez> in breast form?
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <TheRon> more should be said about breasts
14:00 <TheRon> breasts Ana_Ng ?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> k
16:00 <nate> flash yours TheRon :D
16:00 <TheRon> people are trying to eat
16:00 <Fez> firm tri breasted ladies are rare
17:00 <TheRon> seeing me and julio down by the scoolyard
24:00 <Fez> words that rhyme with breast. go..
24:00 <Fez> test
24:00 <TheRon> dressed
24:00 <TheRon> crest
24:00 <Fez> pest
24:00 <Fez> rest
24:00 <TheRon> nest
24:00 <Fez> impressed?
25:00 <TheRon> lest
25:00 <Fez> best
25:00 <Fez> zest
26:00 <TheRon> hey there delilah
27:00 <TheRon> look for some hot breasts baby this evening
28:00 <Fez> theres a kole in my penis
28:00 <Fez> hole*
28:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna make soup tomorrow
29:00 <TheRon> fucking cold down here
29:00 <Fez> drink more scotch
29:00 <TheRon> nipples are so sharp
29:00 <TheRon> oh i will
29:00 <Fez> it helps me on a cold night
29:00 <TheRon> the warm feel of my sex doll with breasts helps
30:00 <Fez> whats her name?
30:00 <TheRon> ling
31:00 <Fez> she doesnt get drinks does she?
31:00 <TheRon> nope
31:00 <TheRon> she's a bit lifeless
31:00 <Fez> damn
32:00 <Fez> can you order a tribreasted version?
32:00 <TheRon> dunno haven't looked
32:00 <TheRon> probably
32:00 <TheRon> the breasts would be fake
32:00 <Fez> yea true
32:00 <Fez> its a displeasing thought
33:00 <TheRon> implants don't feel right
34:00 <TheRon> hold me closer tiny dancer
34:00 <Fez> id hate to have to walk around with implants in my chest
34:00 <TheRon> just seems wrong
35:00 <Fez> how many guys are getting dick surgery these days?
35:00 <TheRon> too many
35:00 <Fez> oh
35:00 <Fez> i hadnt heard
35:00 <TheRon> problem is you can see the scar
36:00 <Fez> looks horrid aye
36:00 <TheRon> a dick in general looks horrid but this is worse
36:00 <Fez> my dick looks fine
39:00 <TheRon> oh i'm huge
40:00 <Fez> im not, but there not scarring or bends
40:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
41:00 <xm> every lady loves a foreskinder surprise
41:00 <TheRon> off like a jewish i say
41:00 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaa
43:00 <TheRon> living just enough for the city
44:00 <TheRon> hair, do ladies like the washed or the unwashed look?
46:00 <Serenity> generally the type that doesnt smell will do
47:00 <TheRon> my hair is minty fresh
47:00 <Fez> potato bake?
48:00 <TheRon> you got cream and cheese??
48:00 <Fez> yes
48:00 <Fez> i also have potatos
48:00 <TheRon> salt and pepper to season
49:00 <Fez> bacon too
49:00 <Fez> about the only thing i dont have is someone with breasts to feed it too
49:00 <TheRon> thinly sliced potato, 30 40 mins in the oven on 200
50:00 <TheRon> i have ling
50:00 <Fez> does she eat?
50:00 <TheRon> she's a cheap date
51:00 <Fez> does she ever say no?
51:00 <TheRon> perfect woman, never speaks
51:00 <Fez> lucky man
52:00 <TheRon> would you like to borrow her?
53:00 <Fez> 3 breasts or no thanx
53:00 <TheRon> she's plastic it washes off
54:00 <Fez> shes only got 2 breasts
54:00 <Fez> itd be weird
56:00 <TheRon> offered can't do anymore than that
56:00 <Fez> you could find the tribreasted woman
57:00 <TheRon> it feels like a fruitless search
57:00 <Fez> naturally tribreasted*
57:00 <Fez> shes out there
57:00 <TheRon> i'm sure
59:00 <Fez> i better go for a look
59:00 <TheRon> how come other people don't like breasts?
59:00 <Fez> im not to sure
00:00 <Fez> maybe cuz breasts and cricket go hand in hand
00:00 <TheRon> it does
00:00 <TheRon> eng v nz starts on the 21st
01:00 <TheRon> cricket breasts and beer
01:00 <TheRon> hey look, warnie started it
02:00 <Fez> warnie is a legend on and off the feild
02:00 <TheRon> the best man the best
04:00 <Fez> if i was a breast i wouldnt want to be hidden all day
05:00 <TheRon> not at all
06:00 <Fez> that would be ideal
06:00 <TheRon> hiding away is just silly
06:00 <Fez> agreed
10:00 <TheRon> potato and leek soup?
10:00 <TheRon> with bacon
13:00 <TheRon> i believe it's best to pick the right wine with breasts
13:00 <TheRon> a dry white
14:00 <TheRon> something woodt
14:00 <TheRon> woody
17:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!!!!!
18:00 <TheRon> always the last to know
18:00 <TheRon> del amitri
22:00 <TheRon> like mussolini and kennedy i'm a cult of personality
28:00 <TheRon> like paper and fire
29:00 <TheRon> you let it smoulder like paper and fire
31:00 <StrykerX> Abraham Lincoln.
32:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
33:00 <TheRon> alone every night i think of you and my lonnely life
35:00 <nate> is this really a song :D
35:00 <TheRon> the best song
37:00 <TheRon> pretty vegas?
38:00 <StrykerX> Ugh
38:00 <StrykerX> I really dislike being shaped
38:00 <StrykerX> Bloody quotas
38:00 <nate> shapely StrykerX :D
38:00 <TheRon> balcks wanting more jobs again?
39:00 <nate> hour glass StrykerX, tell me the time :D
39:00 <TheRon> curvy?
39:00 <nate> how did u go over said quota?
40:00 <nate> download a game?
40:00 <StrykerX> Son watching too much shit on YouTube 
40:00 <StrykerX> lol
40:00 <TheRon> woodshed time?
41:00 <TheRon> i specialize in attitude adjustments just give me 5 mins alone with him
43:00 <StrykerX> lol
04:00 <stebie> sup daz?
13:00 <StrykerX> Learning Python
13:00 <StrykerX> You?
27:00 <Picard> hello world, this is God.
30:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of old perves
30:00 <StrykerX> Sup Picard 
31:00 <StrykerX> Python is VERY similar to Java
31:00 <StrykerX> How boring!!
32:00 <Immortality> its bone n biggy biggy,,,, better run n tell everybodyyyy
37:00 <Picard> StrykerX I resemble that :P
39:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> wow didnt sleep for as long as I assumed
39:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> home made iced coffee ftw
42:00 <couleurs> wOo_HoO 
42:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
44:00 <xm> StrykerX, i find the two of them to be different. you can achieve in a few lines in Python what takes 10+ lines in Java
44:00 <stebie> php is the best !!!
44:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> woman steals one hundred dollars worth in groceries, police discover
44:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> using her vagina..
44:00 <StrykerX> Yeah I've noticed that xm
45:00 <xm> i'd say languages like Ruby are closer to Python
45:00 <xm> Ruby produces very small code too
46:00 <StrykerX> Never even looked at Ruby
46:00 <xm> you've probably heard Ruby on Rails more than Ruby
46:00 <xm> RoR is to Ruby what Django is to Python
46:00 <Picard> im starting to like this years budget
47:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> Picard do you watch The Project to get your fix on politics?
47:00 <Picard> no, never
47:00 <StrykerX> I'm loving it Picard 
48:00 <StrykerX> :D
48:00 <StrykerX> xm, I know it's RoR.
48:00 <xm> Python is a great all rounder though. it works with matrices very well, which is great if you're an engineer
48:00 <couleurs> i'm a great all rounder
48:00 <Picard> which parts do you like StrykerX?
48:00 <xm> or comp sci persom
48:00 <xm> because matlab suckz
49:00 <StrykerX> Instant tax writeoffs
49:00 <Picard> great from small business
50:00 <StrykerX> Yup
50:00 <Picard> for*
50:00 <Picard> and i hate to admit it in here, his changed to gettting the dole are much fairer
50:00 <StrykerX> ?
51:00 <Picard> taking away the 6 month wait to collect a benefit
51:00 <StrykerX> Ah
51:00 <Picard> where is token?
51:00 <xm> StrykerX, is there something you want to do with Python eventually or just testing it out?
51:00 <StrykerX> Just having a looksie
52:00 <StrykerX> Might write something
52:00 <xm> i think there's some online Python course you can do that's sponsored by Google
52:00 <StrykerX> Interesting
52:00 <StrykerX> I've been going through a basic tutorial
52:00 <StrykerX> Seems easy enough
53:00 <xm> you've got experience in other languages?
53:00 <StrykerX> Yup
53:00 <xm> ah ok
53:00 <StrykerX> Java and .NET
53:00 <xm> i wish Java would die and go away, but with Android here it probably wont
54:00 <StrykerX> No chance lol
54:00 <stebie> there are some cool apps in java
54:00 <StrykerX> I love Java
54:00 <stebie> but they're few and far between
54:00 <stebie> i hate java
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I said the same about cisco a few days ago. Just die already hey. 
54:00 <Picard> Skirmish hello
55:00 <Skirmish> What's crackin' chrome dome? 
55:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=86&v=UschNWVttUI
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nonsense Karaoke with Chris Pratt Views: 1,986,034 Uploader: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Uploaded: Apr 25, 2015 Duration: 5m0s Rating: 4.89
56:00 <Picard> watching some of the budget, what are your thoughts?
57:00 <Skirmish> Watching House Rules. Fuck the budget. 
57:00 <Picard> shorten said today he would appose everything in the budget, the fucktard hadnt seen it yet he would pass it. stupid cunt
57:00 <Skirmish> Even if I was watching it I couldn't even begin to pretend I care what you think of it. 
57:00 <stebie> Skirmish, what's wrong with cisco?
57:00 <stebie> apart from being super expensive
58:00 <Skirmish> stebie: No idea mate I just wanted to join in your conversation and cisco was all I had. 
58:00 <stebie> oh
58:00 <stebie> it wasn't my conversation either
58:00 <stebie> ._.
58:00 <couleurs> FiFa is my favourite language tbh
58:00 <Skirmish> I just know the phones at work are cisco. 
59:00 <xm> FIFa is an object oriented language. the object being the soccer ball!!!!
59:00 <couleurs> told u
59:00 <stebie> lol
00:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> the object of the game to fall over and hisss hissss ooowwww ooowwwww ouuuchiiee ahhhhh need hospital omglob my toe i stubbed my to hisss oowwww
01:00 <Immortality> omglob?? hahahaahha
01:00 <ooomp> Lol couleurs
01:00 <ooomp> stebie o/
01:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> glib globbit
01:00 <couleurs> Hi OoOmP
01:00 <Immortality> plok nobbit
01:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i sorreh couleurs
02:00 <couleurs> ok denzel
02:00 <xm> there should be a dettol ad where a FiFa player rolls around in pain and then ends up on his mother's washing machine and mummy applies dettol and makes it good X0X0
02:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> xD
02:00 <Immortality> BREADED_CHICKEN: if you met omglob as well as glib globbit, mixed in with chok stokkit, would you fry your own tyre pressure readers?
04:00 <stebie> hey ooomp o/
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I'm from Ooo..
04:00 <stebie> didn't see you there
04:00 <stebie> how's it hanging?
04:00 <ooomp> Minor connection issues
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I gots down all the choice dialogue
04:00 <Skirmish> Well the standard of conversation is lower than usual tonight. 
04:00 <ooomp> Apart from that good
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ding dong.
04:00 <Immortality> BREADED_CHICKEN: nah.. SIkka Mantit disagrees...
04:00 <couleurs> minor erection issues @ Picard's
05:00 <Skirmish> minor ... because his penis is tiny! 
05:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> aha
05:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> hmm
05:00 <couleurs> owned!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <ooomp> Where's slinky_J, he knows what not to do
05:00 <xm> erection reset by queer
05:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> my favourite gun the P ENIS
05:00 <Doodle> pew peww
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
06:00 <Immortality> better gun is the C-unce
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I am here ooomp
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> waching Hidden Kingdoms eheh cute monkeys
07:00 <Immortality> oh the flirting!
07:00 <Doodle> nice
08:00 <stebie> it's getting hot in here
08:00 <Doodle> good cos its fucking freezing
08:00 <Doodle> out there
08:00 <stebie> D:
08:00 <Picard> another earthquake in Nepal
08:00 <ooomp> No shit
09:00 <ooomp> Is your cat inside Doodle
09:00 <Doodle> yup
09:00 <Skirmish> Are you trying to be beehhh with the news updates Picard? 
09:00 <ooomp> Thankfully
09:00 <Doodle> stuffing his face
09:00 <ooomp> Finally
09:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> maybe they shouldnt have murdered thousands of animals after the last earthquake
09:00 <xm> im sure Doodle's cat sensed the earthquake from here and bolted indoors
09:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ty
09:00 <Doodle> he sensed my car driving up the street
09:00 <ooomp> <3 stebie
09:00 <Picard> no, im trying to stimulate conversation
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> finally a black man gets some recognition.
10:00 <StrykerX> Cheers bigears
10:00 <Skirmish> Has he played chicken with you again?
10:00 <xm> picard and his news stimulus package
10:00 <Doodle> lol nah
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> now gimme that ass.
11:00 <Doodle> brb
12:00 <Immortality> haha
12:00 <Skirmish> This chick on house rules. I want to penetrate her vaginally. 
12:00 <Picard> who?
12:00 <Kynetic> house rules?
12:00 <Kynetic> or house?
13:00 <Picard> Danielle?
13:00 <Skirmish> House Rules. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Danielle. 
13:00 <Skirmish> I'd give old mates daughter a good go too. 
13:00 <Zade> you know the peoples name...wow 
13:00 <Picard> hot, but stupid as fuck
13:00 <Picard> yeah she is alright too
13:00 <Kynetic> what is this show.. house rules?
13:00 <Picard> bit big in the arse
13:00 <Kynetic> it must be on commercial tv.
14:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: On channel 7
14:00 <Kynetic> i have honestly never heard of it
14:00 <Skirmish> Right now. 
14:00 <Kynetic> oh.. i deprogrammed the commercial stations out of my tv
14:00 <Kynetic> :D
14:00 <Picard> Kynetic stop pretending u own a tv.
14:00 <Picard> :P
14:00 <couleurs> show about ppl pretending 2 renovate
14:00 <Kynetic> i thought that was that block show or whatever it is
15:00 <xm> i just go by "bossy daddy's girl", "bleeding head woman", etc
15:00 <couleurs> yea it's a carbon copy of that 1
15:00 <xm> Kynetic's TV floated all the way down the street/river during the floods
15:00 <Kynetic> geez is that all these fkn channels do now
15:00 <Kynetic> copy each others shit
16:00 <Skirmish> lol xm
16:00 <couleurs> yes i blame Skirmish and Picard 4 watching them
17:00 <xm> Pieter watched Gogglebox and now thinks everyone is watching him
17:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <couleurs> Pieter watched tv and now thinks he is 1
18:00 <Picard> paranoid fuck
19:00 <Skirmish> lol Pieter is hiding out in his houso flat freaking out with every footstep in the hallway.
19:00 <Zade> my tv is connected to a ratings box it dont get used much 
19:00 <Picard> Zade u for real?
19:00 <Zade> yep
19:00 <Zade> oztam
19:00 <xm> do you get paid much for that?
19:00 <Zade> nuh but you get points
19:00 <Picard> u are the first person ive ever heard of having a ratings box
20:00 <Zade> so everyday its connected i get points
20:00 <Zade> after so many points you get gift vouchers or shit 
20:00 <Skirmish> I'd be watching foxtel but our home phone line went down in the storms a few weeks back and isn't expected to be fixed until the end of this month, early june. 
20:00 <Kynetic> fuck
20:00 <Skirmish> Forced to watch free to air. 
20:00 <Kynetic> if my internet went out for that long
20:00 <Kynetic> id probably start killing people
20:00 <Skirmish> lol if we didn't have wireless we'd have murdered each other by now.
20:00 <Picard> start with yourself :)
21:00 <Kynetic> no Picard.. id be knockin on ur door first m8 :P
21:00 <partay> my foxtel is via cable 
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <partay> coax
21:00 <Skirmish> Feeling a bit gross. I ate a whole block of turkish delight chocolate.
23:00 <Picard> where the fuck is token
23:00 <Skirmish> Do you miss him?
24:00 <Picard> no
25:00 <Picard> i have a question for him 
25:00 <xm> but is Chris a reliable source?
26:00 <Picard> who cares
26:00 <Skirmish> I might be going out on a limb here ... but I think he doesn't like you much Picard. 
26:00 <Picard> pmsl
26:00 <partay> lol
26:00 <partay> no-one does 
26:00 <Kynetic> i was gonna say
26:00 <Kynetic> does anyone like Picard?
26:00 <Picard> and i should care what some text on a screen says?
26:00 <partay> even his family hate him 
26:00 <Picard> Kynetic YES. Lara does
27:00 <partay> no she doesnt 
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I sometimes question Capt. Picard's decisions.
27:00 <Kynetic> m8
27:00 <Kynetic> lara doesnt even know who u are
28:00 <StrykerX> Burned
28:00 <StrykerX> lollll
28:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> But I'm just a black thug klingon so I knows my place
28:00 <partay> just some fat internet loser 
28:00 <Picard> thats what we have u think
28:00 <Picard> im in brisbane once a month, she visits me
28:00 <Skirmish> lol 
28:00 <xm> lol
29:00 <Picard> she likes rubbing my bald head
29:00 <Kynetic> Picard is delusional
29:00 <Zade> i find Picard quite the likeable character 
29:00 <Kynetic> oh look. youve got one friend Picard :D
29:00 <StrykerX> Kynetic, is Lara over 16?
29:00 <Picard> Zade is a lovely boy
29:00 <Doodle> get a room
29:00 <Kynetic> StrykerX um. yes, i am married to her :P
29:00 <Skirmish> 'Honey ... this fat bald guy on the internet reckons you visit him when he comes to brisbane. *laughter echos through home*
29:00 <StrykerX> Picard wouldn't meet her then.
30:00 <StrykerX> ;)
30:00 <Picard> StrykerX dont u have some woman and kid to beat on?
30:00 <StrykerX> Hit a nerve did I?
30:00 <StrykerX> :)
30:00 <partay> hahaha
31:00 <partay> Picard you should change your nick to pwnd 
31:00 <Kynetic> lol
31:00 <StrykerX> Yeah. It'd be far more accurate.
31:00 <Skirmish> baldnpwned
32:00 <Picard> u cunts dont know what 0wned is 
32:00 <Skirmish> Even your hair didn't like you and left Picard. 
32:00 <StrykerX> He's getting ready to rage.
32:00 <partay> Picard look in the mirror 
32:00 <xm> "For that one time in a month that a woman is interested in the alpha male; the bald, larger than life, lovable character... she comes for me"
32:00 <StrykerX> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> Picard's hair didnt leave he is just too tall for it
32:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <StrykerX> How tall are you Picard?
33:00 <Picard> this Brian cunt is a cockhead
33:00 <Picard> 6'11 you?
34:00 <xm> no, they mean when you're not riding that elephant in thailand
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <StrykerX> lolol
34:00 <Doodle> lol 6'11
34:00 <Skirmish> lol you're a stocky chubby nugget Picard. Tell the truth. 
34:00 <Doodle> not your girth, your height
34:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <partay> just fat mental patient 
34:00 <Picard> oh shit sorry Doodle i got it wrong
34:00 <Doodle> pay attention
35:00 <Picard> sorry lad
35:00 <StrykerX> And by girth, he isn't referring to your dick
35:00 <stebie> flamin' gallahs
35:00 <StrykerX> Just clarifying.
35:00 <Doodle> olawd
35:00 <Doodle> stone the bleedin crows
35:00 <Picard> why do u always mention dick/
35:00 <Picard> ?
35:00 <faux> Cos dicks
35:00 <Doodle> dixm8
35:00 <faux> thikdix
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Picard> faux huniiiii
36:00 <StrykerX> #NotPicard
36:00 <Kynetic> just how faux likes em
36:00 <Skirmish> #dix
36:00 <faux> Ew
36:00 <Picard> can i see your feet :P
36:00 <StrykerX> From that photo I saw of him camming that teen anyway
36:00 <Doodle> D:
36:00 <partay> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> lol I think that was his pinky. 
36:00 <Picard> bron wst a teen u siy boy
36:00 <Doodle> Picard can you see your feet?
36:00 <Picard> yes
36:00 <Picard> i can suck my toes
36:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, I hope so
36:00 <Doodle> are you telling the truth
36:00 <Doodle> lol ew
36:00 <StrykerX> For his wifes sake.
36:00 <Doodle> like fergie?
36:00 <xm> lol
37:00 <Doodle> if you grew a mullet and wore a tiara and a ballgown you could tour with that act Picard
37:00 <StrykerX> Picard, how many years has it been since you could see your feet?
37:00 <Picard> i can see my feet
37:00 <StrykerX> Without a mirror I mean.
37:00 <Doodle> fergie the feet eeter
38:00 <Picard> how many days has it been since you beat a woman or child?
38:00 <Skirmish> NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've been listening to this chick on the radio for ages and I have always thought that she was a young hot slut by the sound of her voice. 
38:00 <Doodle> fat
38:00 <StrykerX> Hit another nerve.
38:00 <Skirmish> Just showed a picture of her on a tv ad .... she's old and gross!!!
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <StrykerX> I'm on fire tonight.
38:00 <StrykerX> :)
38:00 <Doodle> you learn that working in call centres, the hot sounding ones are not that at all
39:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Don't you mean you set your wife on fire? :D 
39:00 <Skirmish> NOT ENOUGH GOATS! BITCH IS GOING UP IN FLAMES! 
39:00 <Skirmish> Crazy Indians. 
39:00 <Kynetic> i bet he plays goat simulator
39:00 <Doodle> who doesnt
39:00 <Doodle> its awesome
39:00 <Picard> more like he fucks goats
39:00 <Doodle> :/
40:00 <Skirmish> I read it on the internet. It must be true.
41:00 <Skirmish> It's a bit warm in here now. Turn the fucking heater off.
41:00 <StrykerX> I think I've upset Picard 
41:00 <StrykerX> I'm sorry Picard 
41:00 <StrykerX> I should stop bringing up the photo evidence you cam teens
41:00 <StrykerX> Might give you a rep
41:00 <StrykerX> OWAIT
42:00 <Immortality> flasturgate?
43:00 <Immortality> infuriate?
43:00 <StrykerX> Cheese.
43:00 <Skirmish> Puts picard right up there with that guy that got caught fapping on the lounge on cam to a guy pretending to be a girl. 
43:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, who are you kidding.. Picard set the bar.
44:00 <Picard> why would it matter if its a girl or guy?
45:00 <StrykerX> ...
45:00 <stebie> yeah... just fap anyway...
45:00 <Skirmish> Picard: That's something that a person caught with their dick out on cam would say. 
46:00 <StrykerX> HAHA
46:00 <Picard> you're only jerking off, whats it matter who watches?
47:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... who cares if it's a teenage girl. 
47:00 <stebie> Picard, you can't use that justification with minors
47:00 <Immortality> you're all just jelous that you can't fap whilst frapping
47:00 <StrykerX> Picard, are you a "peeping tom" by any chance?
47:00 <StrykerX> You strike me as one.
48:00 <Picard> you strike me as an abusive husband and father who only gets supervised visit, does that mean its fact?
48:00 <xm> i like Peepin' Picard more because of the alliteration
48:00 <StrykerX> Yup. You're angry.
48:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck is the go with the liquid on Joe Hockey's top lips? 
48:00 <StrykerX> Love it!
48:00 <Picard> cum
48:00 <Picard> he sucked tony off
48:00 <Immortality> Picard: that's fuckin harsh bro
48:00 <Picard> oh well
49:00 <Immortality> hahahaha
49:00 <StrykerX> Given I've never been married, can't see how I'd be a husband
49:00 <Skirmish> Is his nose running and he's just soldiering on letting the liquid snot run into his mouth? 
49:00 <Picard> he is a low dog cunt, he deserves it
49:00 <Skirmish> Fucking liberals.
49:00 <StrykerX> However, Picard, I will get a quote from you
49:00 <StrykerX> One sec.
49:00 <Picard> doing a good jib hey Skirmish
49:00 <Immortality> all politicians are low life dog fucks.. when will you people learn that the media portrays ALL of it?! don't get me cunting started...
49:00 <StrykerX> Remember this Picard? <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
49:00 <xm> <Picard> you know technically there is a hole in the penis. it's all the same
50:00 <Picard> xm?
50:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hilarious that 12 months ago we needed massive cuts etc because we're all fucked unless we did it .... yet here we are 12 months later with none of those cuts and it's all ok. 
50:00 <Skirmish> How can anyone with a brain be a liberal supporter? 
51:00 <Immortality> I can't believe this whole chat thread has stooped to politics....
51:00 <StrykerX> I agree.
51:00 <Immortality> It fucking mind boggles me... 
51:00 <xm> lol
51:00 <StrykerX> I much prefer pissing off Picard 
51:00 <StrykerX> :>
52:00 <Skirmish> Sorry it just came on the tv briefly. 
52:00 <Immortality> I'd rather talk about the speed paint takes to dry on wood, as opposed to paper...
52:00 <Picard> last years budget was a sham, if they got the cuts passed it just means more funds in the coffers to spend in an election year
52:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking about breaking out the James Bond box set and watching a movie. 
52:00 <Skirmish> OR ... Pacific. been ages since I have watched that. 
53:00 <Picard> fuck me its windy
54:00 <Zade> did you have beans for dinner Picard?
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Picard> no
54:00 <Immortality> YES!! let's talk about the weather .. I'm in Cairns right - it's windier and more stormy these days in Brissy and Melbs than it is here!!!
55:00 <Immortality> Yet, our insurance premiums are higher and in a lot of cases non-existent, all because we're in a 'high risk area' ... get fucked, seriously...
55:00 <stebie> but don't you get cyclones and stuff?
56:00 <Skirmish> ^
56:00 <StrykerX> Yeah. How dare you be 'high risk' cause you get cyclones
56:00 <StrykerX> lol
56:00 <Immortality> stebie: Hardly, it's been a long while since a major event - even Yasi mainly hit Innisfail, Tully & Cardwell.. Cairns is backed by numerous mountains.. it's protected.
56:00 <Picard> cyclones are piss weak nowdays
57:00 <Immortality> you're all deluded by the media.. even I was up until I moved up here
57:00 <Loof> wow so many voiced cockstranglers
58:00 <Skirmish> Loof be jealous. 
58:00 <Loof> xm and doodle are cool
58:00 <Doodle> i'm not cool at all
58:00 <Doodle> dont listen to him
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <doctor> yeah you're ice cold
58:00 <Doodle> osnap
58:00 <Immortality> oh, here we fuckin go...
59:00 <Doodle> here we go with what
59:00 <Immortality> you've all got nothing ;)
59:00 <Immortality> cause i'm right! and that don't happen often!
59:00 <Loof> xm and doodle are cool, but the rest of the voiced ones..
59:00 <Loof> cockstranglers
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Immortality> hahahahaha
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stranglers-Golden Brown.mp3 (7.91MB 128kbps Stereo 8:38)
00:00 <Immortality> good old bipola..
00:00 <Skirmish> cockstranglers must be his word of the day.
00:00 <Immortality> obviously... don't need to be a specialist to see that
01:00 <Skirmish> LOL Gordon Ramsay asks this bar guy 'where does the wine come from' and the bar guy says in his thick pom accent 'well, it comes from dis bottel ey'. 
01:00 <Skirmish> lol
01:00 <Immortality> hahahaaha
02:00 <Immortality> Ramsay is cool
03:00 <Skirmish> I've got a hell craving for a hot dog.
04:00 <Immortality> I got a $3.50 frozen meal from coles ! $core!
05:00 <Skirmish> I've got left over rice from dinner or if I so desire ... hot dogs! 
05:00 <amsy> i got ur mom for dinner
05:00 <Skirmish> Gross
06:00 <couleurs> lol
06:00 <Picard> ffs wifey has taken control of the remote and has this Love Child shit on
06:00 <amsy> what is that
07:00 <Picard> some shit aussie show
07:00 <Immortality> mom ? omfg
07:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Bald TV Guide
07:00 <Picard> slut wo are pregnant and forced to adopt their babies out
07:00 <Picard> who*
07:00 <Immortality> so Americanised in this fucking country.. grinds my gears
07:00 <Skirmish> I like how Picard is still pretending that he has a wife. 
07:00 <Picard> true story from the 60 and 70's
07:00 <Skirmish> Immortality: amsy is overseas mate. 
09:00 <Immortality> I take that back.. but still.. the word "mom" shits me.. but all good :)
09:00 <xm> møm <--- correction. you're all wrong
09:00 <Immortality> I've obviously got some anger management issues ><
09:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Loof. How many times are you going to use the word 'Cockstrangler' during this visit? 
09:00 <Immortality> BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <amsy> lol
10:00 <Loof> need coffee
10:00 <couleurs> happy mothers day mom's 
10:00 <amsy> i generally say mum Immortality settle down
10:00 <Immortality> I'm settled :) all good (as I said)
10:00 <couleurs> WELL I SAY AND TYPE MOM
11:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> love child lol
11:00 <Loof> where can i learn division and multiplication of fractions and mixed number?
11:00 <Loof> totally forgotten that shit
11:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> if she has that much control you are fuckin whipped cunt
11:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and have lost your nuts
11:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> did she eat your nuts?
11:00 <xm> Loof, probably better off downloading an actual ebook
11:00 <Loof> who uses fractions ffs
11:00 <Loof> yeah you're prolly right
12:00 <Skirmish> Why does he need to learn it if nobody uses it? 
12:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell Loof is a dopey cunt. 
13:00 <Loof> what maths would a person need for this: http://www.open.edu.au/courses/science/rmit-university-bachelor-of-science-applied-sciences--rmi-sci-deg-2015#panel-2015RMI_SCI_DEG8
13:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> need to find Science a girlfriend
13:00 <Skirmish> I think you're aiming a little too high Loof.
14:00 <Skirmish> The bloke that makes up words like 'cockstrangler' wants to do a uni degree. 
15:00 <Loof> i guess calculus
15:00 <Loof> dont like the sound of that
16:00 <Loof> xm do you know any pirate ebook sites?
17:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> do ya like titties and fire?
17:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and snow https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11255793_829751193745803_7671671285450211656_n.jpg?oh=f18f12369a7bdbd2330a8318cb3c81b9&oe=5607DA36
17:00 <Immortality> hahahahha
17:00 <xm> you should be able to get those books off any popular torrent site like kickass or tpb, but there are sites like avxhome.se/ebooks that have heaps
18:00 <Immortality> a good website also for Open University is:https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beached+az
18:00 <Loof> yeah true
18:00 <partay> Loof maths is core to any science degree... gumby maths won't cut it 
18:00 <Loof> i haven't done calculations on fractions since i was in primary school
19:00 <Loof> so glad i was born after fractions died
19:00 <partay> snd that degree will cost you 30K
19:00 <Loof> decimal ftw!
20:00 <partay> get Picard to pay for it.. he has a plan 
20:00 <Skirmish> Loof didn't do high school? 
20:00 <xm> sometimes fractions are good because they are precise and concise
20:00 <xm> like say pi/2
21:00 <partay> quadratic equations were my fav 
21:00 <Loof> only good for pi?
21:00 <partay> and my old mates sin tan and cos 
22:00 <xm> well when you constants that are irrational (that means after the decimal point they keep going and sometimes looks random) it's cleaner to just use fractions
22:00 <xm> or you'll have hell ugly numbers each time you perform a calculation
22:00 <xm> pi is just popular in engineering
22:00 <Loof> like 0.33333333333333333333333333333 or 0.6666666666666666666666666?
22:00 <xm> yeah
22:00 <Loof> yeah true
22:00 <xm> although 9/9 is 1
23:00 <Loof> yep
23:00 <Skirmish> lol loof is pretending he knows what is going on. He's sooooooo cute. 
29:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> man I want this fkn Westerado double barrelled game
29:00 <Loof> might do a quick javascript that converts decimals to fractions just to cement the process in my brain
29:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> -l
30:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> +penis
30:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I MISS YO ASS OOOMP!
31:00 <Loof> sounds good brb
31:00 <Immortality> he ignores me (Loof).. cause we had a good yarn one time (because that's what mIRC is for isn't it?) then the next day or whatever I say g'day.. and he abuses mes
33:00 <Immortality> fuckin peculiar/funny
33:00 <partay> loof and Picard are twins 
34:00 <Immortality> that's........ good?
34:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yer
34:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> that happens man
34:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> WESTERADO! http://games.adultswim.com/westerado-action-online-game.html
36:00 <Immortality> I just don't get what I did - altho I don't take it personally.. each to their own.. 
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yer
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> same, he's not talking to me again
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lel
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ok this thug gotta go toss his salad. bbs
38:00 <partay> errr tmi
41:00 <Immortality> BREADED_CHICKEN: really? so you pick up what I'm putting down?
44:00 <Liinda> sloppy seconds?
45:00 <partay> ewwww
45:00 <Liinda> i second that
46:00 <Liinda> why is it so dead in here
47:00 <partay> Picard is here
48:00 <partay> and he stinks 
48:00 <Liinda> Picard did you fartedededed?
48:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
48:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs,hows ur gf fif
49:00 <couleurs> she's ok...
49:00 <Liinda> oh?
50:00 <Liinda> she not letting you win much>
50:00 <Liinda> ?
50:00 <couleurs> no i won a lot this week 
50:00 <Liinda> noice
50:00 <couleurs> but it's a complicated relationship ok
50:00 <Liinda> yeah no doubt. you dont wanna push the wrong buttons
51:00 <Dugnuts> if theres winning and losing...
51:00 <couleurs> thank u 4 understandeing
51:00 <Liinda> im here for you anytime you need couleurs lol
52:00 <couleurs> n u?
52:00 <Immortality> real good to see peeps lookin out for eachother!
53:00 <Liinda> its how we roll Immortality
53:00 <Immortality> I mean it
53:00 <Immortality> nice :)
53:00 <couleurs> don't touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <Liinda> LOL
53:00 <Immortality> HAH! ok.....
53:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <Liinda> my arm hurts... got the stupid flu shot today
54:00 <osmosis> were you a young teen slut Liinda?
54:00 <Immortality> you had the choice, a high five takes 2 to tango...
54:00 <Liinda> osmosis i see you're still a yound dick head
54:00 <Liinda> *young even. although you get be an ild immature fuck too
54:00 <Liinda> *old
55:00 <Liinda> get = could
55:00 <Liinda> what the hell am i typing
55:00 <amsy> yound and ild
55:00 <Liinda> >.<
55:00 <couleurs> Liinda you're drunk!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Dugnuts> seems that way
55:00 <Liinda> wish i was couleurs. i had a little bit of grand marnier
55:00 <Dugnuts> heh
56:00 <Liinda> but a little bit, enought to warm me up
56:00 <couleurs> that's hot
57:00 <Immortality> :)
57:00 <Liinda> protect your balls Dugnuts
57:00 <Liinda> nate goes for grabs :P
58:00 <Dugnuts> well thats not a low five
58:00 <Liinda> 5 finger grab
58:00 <Dugnuts> and what did i do to deserve that huh?
58:00 <Dugnuts> im an innocent bystander
58:00 <Liinda> thats who nate targets
58:00 <Liinda> like a tiger to an unsuspecting deer
59:00 <nate> the next bachelor Dugnuts!
59:00 <Liinda> hehe
59:00 <Dugnuts> what now?
59:00 <Liinda> i dunno
59:00 <nate> u havnt seen the show?
59:00 <Dugnuts> im not rich or handsome enough to be that dude
59:00 <nate> and why not :D
00:00 <Liinda> they always choose cockheads who are rich and good looking. i hate those shows
01:00 <Dugnuts> my natural distaste for exercise, genes, lack of ambition or family inheritence i guess
01:00 <Dugnuts> those seem like good reasons to not be handsome and rich
01:00 <nate> last guy tim wasnt that goodlookin but he had a great bod :D
01:00 <nate> BODDDDY!
02:00 <Liinda> meh, ive dated hot guys and the second their personality goes ugly, everything else is tarnished.
02:00 <xm> nate is the sort of guy at the gym that winks at you if you look his way
03:00 <Liinda> a hot body is a novelty
03:00 <Liinda> hai xm
03:00 <xm> ey Liinda 
03:00 <Dugnuts> sure is fun when you have a girl with a hot bod in bed
03:00 <Dugnuts> although they are usually attached to crazy girls
03:00 <Dugnuts> at least in my experience
04:00 <Liinda> but if she turns out to be a complete shithead (i you're wanting more than sex i mean), the body surely doesnt do as much
04:00 <Liinda> but then again you guys are wired differently
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol linas
04:00 <Dugnuts> haha
04:00 <Liinda> all u think about is sex
04:00 <Dugnuts> there is a scale of crazy vs hot
04:00 <xm> i'll ctrl-v what's in my mind right now
05:00 <xm> sex
05:00 <Dugnuts> and yes Liinda, it does get old
05:00 <Liinda> lol xm
05:00 <Dugnuts> barney had a graph in how i met your mother
05:00 <Dugnuts> heh
05:00 <Dugnuts> so true
05:00 <Liinda> im talking about being in a relationship with these ppl... not those you have as a booty call cos they are diff codes
06:00 <Maurice> Yeah, those booty call ones you gag as soon as they walk in so they can't ruin it by talking
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> the description of Body of Lies on chan 99 GO! makes no sense
06:00 <Dugnuts> haha
06:00 <Dugnuts> diff codes?
07:00 <Dugnuts> damn
07:00 <Dugnuts> im getting sleepy
07:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> codes
07:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> whats this code shit
07:00 <Liinda> lol
07:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> srs because what i see are people that dont know shit about anything that say "is that code for something?"
07:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> when there is no fucking code
08:00 <Liinda> well.. codes as in... standards
08:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> im not hackin on ya linas uno i gots <3 for ya
09:00 <xm> that's how they regulate brothels: with ISO standards of course
09:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> but TheRon is always going on askin "is that code?"
09:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> the women at most brothels are meh
09:00 <Liinda> oh i meant code as n standards... not sure about what theron is on about
09:00 <Immortality> lol xm
10:00 <Liinda> lol
10:00 <Immortality> ctrl+v .. hahahaahahah
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i wish black people would stop creating new ebonic words
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i think bootylicious killed it
11:00 <Liinda> thats Beyonce's fault
12:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yer I think USA needs to take a year off from shitting the rest of the world with their.. SHIT
12:00 <Liinda> shit yeah
12:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> :P
12:00 <Liinda> ;)
12:00 <Liinda> brb thirsty
12:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> mmmm chilled water from freezer babeh
15:00 <Picard> Liinda hello
16:00 <Liinda> I dont like supe cold water
16:00 <Liinda> heys picard
16:00 <partay> damn i should have said my math joke earlier 
16:00 <NateMelb> Good evening melbourne :)
17:00 <partay> ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't cater for functions."
17:00 <partay> fucken mew 
17:00 <xm> lol
17:00 <Mew> present
18:00 <partay> ahot
18:00 <partay> ahoy 
18:00 <partay> sup
18:00 <xm> here's another silly joke. which cheese is made backwards?
19:00 <xm> EDAM
19:00 <Liinda> lol
19:00 <Liinda> cute
19:00 <partay> Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults, but that's just how I roll.
19:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i luvs super cold water
20:00 <xm> i like ice too
22:00 <Liinda> hehe
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> Dear Australian television network responsible for the creation of Love Child
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> GO FUCKING DIE IN HELL.
28:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ps. Aus tv shows blow so that means you blow which means you probably blow dick which means you gay.
28:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> pps. smd
29:00 <Immortality> partay: its funny you say that.. I am infatuated with flips
32:00 <partay> what a weird thing to say
33:00 <Maurice> Funny you should say that, partay is infatuated with flaps
33:00 <Picard> Mew hello sexy
34:00 <Liinda> lol 
35:00 <partay> especially Maurice's pristine flaps 
36:00 <Maurice> I trim them regularly
36:00 <partay> Picard dont make mew ill
36:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ak so i proved that you can eat a sealed roast chicken that's been in the fridge for five days
36:00 <partay> i can gnaw them down if u like 
36:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and that shit was YUM
37:00 <Immortality> weird? 
37:00 <Immortality> far out..
37:00 <partay> BREADED_CHICKEN when you get food poisoning tomorrow we'll be thinking of you
37:00 <Liinda> erp
37:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJmfHs4oNYc
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> that wont happen
37:00 <Liinda> i wouldnt even risk eating chicken after 2 days
37:00 <Immortality> define weird.. please? PS, there's such things other than Google
38:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> that's not how you succumb to food poisoning anyway
38:00 <Maurice> I wont even reheat chicken coz it tastes funny to me
38:00 <Liinda> that too
39:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> there's a lot of psychological fear when it comes to chicken
39:00 <xm> i pop a xanax before eating reheated KFC
40:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh my gosh cuddly penguins and sumo pandas and little bunnies making my quilt feel soft!
40:00 <Maurice> I'd rather eat it cold than reheat
40:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i usually feel ill after eating kfc chicken pieces
40:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> all that oil
40:00 <partay> Maurice you taste like chicken
41:00 <Maurice> :o
41:00 <Maurice> Thanks, Hannibal
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> that same ill feeling i get after drinking too much milk
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol Maurice
41:00 <Liinda> i just dont eat kfc
42:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i bought round steaks last week to broaden my diet
43:00 <Maurice> I had toast for dinner
43:00 <Maurice> Rebel
44:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> woo
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seal surfer Views: 34,261 Uploader: James Smith Uploaded: May 11, 2015 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 4.88
44:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> it's the simple things nom nom
45:00 <xm> 1002...1003
45:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
46:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh ffs if i dont go to bed around 12 or 1 im cooking steak
46:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and fucking nate.
47:00 <Immortality> yep once again, no response to my comment in here.. point proven hahaha
47:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/police-find-100-worth-of-walmart-groceries-in-womans-vagina/
47:00 <Israeli> yo boy
48:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> what up kid
48:00 <Israeli> Twerk dat ass for uncle-feelgood
48:00 <Liinda> im going to bed, tired
48:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> hahaha
48:00 <Liinda> night all xo
48:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> night
48:00 <nate> its like im sleeping with the boogie man, i cannot sleep :D
48:00 <Israeli> Get balls deep up in ya like a squeeling hog
48:00 <nate> Israeli has the right idea
49:00 <Israeli> Rofl
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> bam!
49:00 <Israeli> How was everyones day?
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> damnnnn right
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> pretty chill
49:00 <Israeli> Yeah, was fairly cold today
50:00 <Israeli> Went for a walk to blow off a bit of steam and almost got blown over in Southgate.
50:00 <Immortality> Israeli: good up here bro in sunny old Cairns :)
50:00 <Israeli> COol
50:00 <Israeli> Get a blanket and pillow on the couch
51:00 <Israeli> I'm coming up for a few months.
51:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> wind once almost blew me over in the middle of a road in melb
52:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> google maps would have been great back then
53:00 <Israeli> Eh, the only streats you need to know are King st and Flinders.
53:00 <Israeli> Maybe Market lane.
53:00 <Israeli> Only good things in melbourne
53:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> gettin fucked up in st kilda was choice
54:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> forgettin where your hostel is, hahaha! not so fun
54:00 <Israeli> Gettin fucked up and glassed in st KIlda*
54:00 <Israeli> Fixed that for you
54:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i meant as in drugs n booze
55:00 <Israeli> Yeah, but getting glasseed in St Kilda is just a part of the experiance
55:00 <Israeli> It's just like getting your cock sucked on Grey street.
57:00 <Israeli> It has to be done.
58:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> LOLOL
00:00 <Israeli> ;)
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> this battlefield Hardline multi is fucken dope
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I get why pigs in USA been killin niggas
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> its fun!
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ;)
05:00 <Israeli> Ah America, the place will implode at some point.
05:00 <Israeli> Same with the UK
05:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeah
05:00 <Kynetic> sweet
05:00 <Kynetic> then china can take over
06:00 <Israeli> That wouldn't be much good for anyone
06:00 <simba> chinese seem much smarter than us western pigs
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i love asian women and food
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and they make super cool marios
06:00 <Kynetic> i, for one, welcome our new chinese overlords
06:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
07:00 <simba> thats japan dude
07:00 <simba> chiner gets them under fake names via Phillips or some shit
08:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and filo women are butt ugly, which has to do with nada.
10:00 <Israeli> Whiteeuu piggeerruu, go hoommme
12:00 <Israeli> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmgyFQNvvU
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Japanese shouted " White pig Go home!" Views: 355,132 Uploader: doshowatishii Uploaded: Feb 9, 2010 Duration: 7m7s Rating: 2.06
29:00 <Doodle> i see
36:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> hehe
38:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIjVuRTm-dc
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved Views: 211,851,834 Uploader: Maroon5VEVO Uploaded: Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 4m28s Rating: 4.88
39:00 <Warren1984> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * 
39:00 <Warren1984> g                                               g  
39:00 <Warren1984> o /     \             \            /    \       o  
39:00 <Warren1984> a|       |             \          |      |      a  
39:00 <Warren1984> t|       `.             |         |       :     t  
39:00 <Warren1984> s`        |             |        \|       |     s  
39:00 <Warren1984> e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e  
39:00 <Warren1984> x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
39:00 <Immortality> hahahahah 
39:00 <Immortality> good old flooding.... that shit brings back memories. now there's bots for it
41:00 <mrdanger> and now nobody can really get flooded
41:00 <mrdanger> everybody is rockin the fast internets
42:00 <nate> mrdanger only floods panties
42:00 <mrdanger> exactly
43:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> to poo or not to poo
43:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> damn beer
43:00 <mrdanger> my bet is you will poo, at some stage
43:00 <mrdanger> or die a horrible death
43:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> hah
43:00 <nate> BREADED_CHICKENs brains will explode if he doesnt poop ;D
44:00 <Warren1984> why kick me
44:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> anyone see the #QandA on Struggle Street?
44:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol nate
44:00 <mrdanger> Warren1984: I felt like it
44:00 <nate> Warren1984 make me some goat stew to make up for it ;D
45:00 <mrdanger> did you watch struggle street?
45:00 <mrdanger> because i didnt even get that far, so I didn't watch the q and a on it
45:00 <Warren1984> ok  nate
45:00 <nate> i dont wanna watch scum bags 
46:00 <Doodle> you're on irc
46:00 <Doodle> remember
46:00 <nate> what could they possibly be doing
46:00 <mrdanger> poverty creates some pretty poor characters
46:00 <mrdanger> so does wealth
46:00 <mrdanger> so i guess it evens out
46:00 <Doodle> so does heroin
46:00 <nate> smokin cones playin games
46:00 <nate> irc stylin
46:00 <Warren1984> nate you need to save yourself
46:00 <Warren1984> and surrender to Jesus
47:00 <mrdanger> does jesus have a gun?
47:00 <mrdanger> because I think I could take him
47:00 <nate> jesus isnt real
47:00 <nate> but if u need it, believe :D
47:00 <mrdanger> well there is some evidence jesus was real
47:00 <mrdanger> but he was just a nutter like the rest of them
48:00 <mrdanger> jesus of nazareth
48:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> he wasn't a nutter
48:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> he didnt believe himself to be divine
48:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> he was arrested because they were afraid he would cause more comotion
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> he was nothing to the romans isnt written down in roman history
49:00 <nate> religion is just a way to make new friends
49:00 <nate> the oldest social network :D
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and there was no church untill after the religion had been adopted and intergrated into roman society
49:00 <Warren1984> many of the people at church were on hard drugs
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> which took a long time
49:00 <Doodle> yay religion
49:00 <Warren1984> and say they have being saved by Jesus
49:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> my question is
50:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> if we discovered intelligent life on another planet
50:00 <Warren1984> it is true you do have choices in life
50:00 <mrdanger> history is written by the winners, i've heard it said
50:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> how long till we sent missionarys
50:00 <Warren1984> If you choose to sin death is the result
50:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and how long till humans converted to an alien religion
50:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> now that's some cool shit
50:00 <mrdanger> no it's not
50:00 <Doodle> no
51:00 <Warren1984> yeah but that Alien stuff won't happen in our lifetime
51:00 <Doodle> it really isnt
51:00 <mrdanger> the idea of aliens having religion is a bit odd
51:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> why do you think it to be odd?
51:00 <Doodle> i would like to think aliens if they exist are too intelligent to need religion
51:00 <Doodle> since its for dumb people
51:00 <Warren1984> BREADED_CHICKEN I think you are just looking too far into the future
51:00 <Doodle> keep them scared, keep them working
51:00 <mrdanger> well if theyre advanced enough to contact us, i can't imagine them being as backwards as us
51:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> that would make no sense at all
51:00 <nate> what if space travel is easy :D
51:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> we arent backward
52:00 <nate> then they wouldnt need to be smartie parties
52:00 <Doodle> have you seen america
52:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> it's natural that we believed there to be beings that controlled the weather etc
52:00 <mrdanger> religion is pretty much mass hysteria and it is allowed to continue because it is embraced so widely, it really has no place
52:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and that we needed to appease them
52:00 <Doodle> mrdanger get out of my head
53:00 <mrdanger> ok
53:00 <Doodle> :o
53:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh shit it's the "shit" word ep of sth prk on sbs sigh.
53:00 <nate> Doodle danger danger zipper :D
53:00 <Doodle> D:
53:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> you need to take your personal feelings on religion out of the debate
54:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> or everything you say is moot
54:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I abhor religon. :P
55:00 <mrdanger> I didn't think I was putting my personal feelings about religion in the debate
55:00 <mrdanger> I was just stating fact, religion is cray cray
55:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> my bad
56:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> you niggas want some fried chicken?
56:00 <Doodle> sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
56:00 <nate> reLEGOn is great, hook up with some nannas ;D
56:00 <mrdanger> I feel sorry for religious people
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <mrdanger> it is kind of depressing
56:00 <Doodle> blue hair on your pillow
56:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> watch your mouth Doodle or I'm going to come over your place with a spatula dowg and spank that ass.
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Stereo 2:57)
57:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> k this ep about the word shit has made me need to shit real bad, dowg.
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCC_b5WHLX0
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roxette - Listen To Your Heart Views: 53,850,774 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 4, 2009 Duration: 5m4s Rating: 4.89
58:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> Black Roxette - Listen to yo thug or he beat that ass bitch.
58:00 <Warren1984>                  _.._
58:00 <Warren1984>               .-'    -.
58:00 <Warren1984>             |   |    .-= `.
58:00 <Warren1984>             |   |_.-.\` \ '.
58:00 <Warren1984>             |   |\  _.-; |  \
58:00 <Warren1984>             |   | `\`'' /   |
58:00 <Warren1984>            _|  .---.|``_..  |
58:00 <Warren1984>          |  /      . |.      \ )  \
58:00 <Doodle> wacist
Search this day's buffer: