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00:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake) Views: 71,008,222 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Apr 19, 2011 Duration: 3m11s Rating: 4.87
00:00 <TheRiddler> the mother's day song
01:00 <Breaded_Chicken> here's somethin' to make u laugh ur ass off dowg!
01:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tim and Eric - The Universe + Extanded Scenes (Complete) Views: 1,606,151 Uploader: Robbie Jack Uploaded: Sep 4, 2013 Duration: 6m54s Rating: 4.91
02:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I DICK EM DOWN
02:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn0IRlDOers
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: American Sniper: The New Black Views: 22,264 Uploader: jwillo92 Uploaded: Jan 28, 2015 Duration: 0m16s Rating: 4.82
03:00 <Breaded_Chicken> fk i cant find news on when This Is England 90 comes out
11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> uh oh Israeli and DemonsRun accidently fell on top of eachother dowg!!!!!!!
11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> call animal rescue!!!!!!!!! ;) :)
11:00 <DemonsRun> If we did that you wouldn't know about it.
11:00 <Israeli> ohhhh shiiitt doowwwwwwgg
12:00 <DemonsRun> But ah, Israeli would like me falling on too of him xD
12:00 <milk> just a couple of guys having a drink?
12:00 <Israeli> Hey aint nothing gay about a manpile
12:00 <Breaded_Chicken> BUT NOW I DO KNOW ABOUT IT DOOWWG!!
12:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ;)
12:00 <DemonsRun> I'm outta this.
12:00 <Breaded_Chicken> aint nothin gay about watchin no gay porn with your best mates girlfriend
12:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol peace
13:00 <Israeli> LOL
13:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli: finish that damn video.
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ima watchin The Drop
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> tom hardy yo <3
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> AND COME TO BED AND DICK THE PILLOW AND GO TO SLEEP!
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ;)
13:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))
14:00 <Israeli> I am!
14:00 <Israeli> It's sunday kiiidd
14:00 <Israeli> It's sunday kiiiddd
14:00 <Bonny> nope its monday
14:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You gotta put a woman to sleep dowg
14:00 <Breaded_Chicken> damn bonny and her technicality on the sport of fucking!
14:00 <DemonsRun> How could you?!
14:00 <Bonny> wtf?
15:00 <Bonny> it's monday today
15:00 <DemonsRun> It's a video.
15:00 <Bonny> that's all I said.. what has that to do with fucking?
15:00 <Israeli> ey dowd u keep talkin trash imma have a bunch of niggas come over der with spatulas to spank dat ass
15:00 <DemonsRun> He's quoting.
15:00 <Breaded_Chicken> LOL
15:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yer
15:00 <Bonny> with my nick in it?
15:00 <milk> to me, another man putting his hand on my leg means "stop talking, I'll handle this"
15:00 <Breaded_Chicken> AHAHAHAHAHA
15:00 <DemonsRun> That idk about.
15:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You can run but you can't hide from that penis!
15:00 <DemonsRun> It is him, after all.
15:00 <Bonny> true
16:00 <DemonsRun> Did it happen yet? Did it? Did it? Did the joke finish?
16:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I'm the new black, we run slow, we jump low, we swim good and we make the white folks proud. And we hose down their ladies. I dick em down.
16:00 <Israeli> Up to drunk texting
17:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ahah!
17:00 <Breaded_Chicken> nice
17:00 <Israeli> PUT ON DEODERANT FUCKER
17:00 <DemonsRun> Lol yeah you seen the whole joke then
17:00 <Mew> I thought Israeli was female for some reason 
17:00 <Israeli> I love this
17:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I wanna glad bag yo dick and suck that.
17:00 <Israeli> I'm Genderfluid
18:00 <Mew> excellent
18:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
18:00 <DemonsRun> No, he definitely has a dick.
18:00 <Breaded_Chicken> HE DICKS EM DOWN!
18:00 <DemonsRun> Micro... But it's still there.
18:00 <Breaded_Chicken> long as them nuts are big as watermelons
18:00 <Israeli> I dunno
18:00 <Breaded_Chicken> got somethin' to boast about.
19:00 <Israeli> My nuts are like chestnuts.
19:00 <DemonsRun> Pics.
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> how'd they get up there?
19:00 <Israeli> WHAT
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
19:00 <Israeli> POST PHOTOS OF MY NUTS INTO THE CHAN
19:00 <Israeli> I've never done that before"
19:00 <DemonsRun> Liar.
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> on your chest.
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Nutter_Butter
20:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Nutt_Butter.
20:00 <Breaded_Chicken> bam
20:00 <milk> it's not wrong
20:00 <milk> morality is a sense of perversion against a backdrop of distopia
20:00 <Israeli> Micro-peni
20:00 <DemonsRun> Thats you.
21:00 <Israeli> Sheesh
21:00 <Israeli> Imagine actually being born with one though
21:00 <DemonsRun> This one time
21:00 <DemonsRun> ...
21:00 <Israeli> You're born unable to perform, generally the only thing you were brought into the world to do
21:00 <Mew> do they come with micro nuts?
21:00 <Israeli> And you can't do it.
21:00 <Israeli> You fail at being human essentially.
22:00 <DemonsRun> Ironic huh.
22:00 <Serenity> im willing to perform with DemonsRun
22:00 <DemonsRun> Oh baby.
22:00 <Israeli> Fuck yes.
23:00 <DemonsRun> Youre not watching Israeli 
23:00 <Serenity> no way
23:00 <Serenity> im not sharing
23:00 <Israeli> This is worse than the holocaust.
23:00 <DemonsRun> She's just like you. Hahaga
23:00 <Serenity> :o
23:00 <Israeli> !!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <DemonsRun> Amazing in bed and Doesnt share.
24:00 <DemonsRun> 10/10
24:00 <Serenity> :D
24:00 <Israeli> 9/11
25:00 <Israeli> Allahu Akbar my friend.
25:00 <DemonsRun> You dick.
25:00 <DemonsRun> I need sleep. 
25:00 <Israeli> <DemonsRun> I need sheep. 
25:00 <Israeli> John?!
25:00 <milk> john shearer?
25:00 <DemonsRun> I want to slap you so badly.
25:00 <Serenity> john deer
26:00 <Israeli> Hey gurl, I may liek dat
26:00 <DemonsRun> Youd only like it if it was a fair fight.
26:00 <milk> well, I might get a job in the orchards next summer
26:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli: my knee hurts.
26:00 <Israeli> Ah fuck
26:00 <Israeli> Again
26:00 <Israeli> Please write me an essay about your knee
27:00 <Israeli> Potentially add in information I don't care about as well
27:00 <DemonsRun> Youre computing wrong.
27:00 <Israeli> "i installed 5 new hi-speed dildoes in my chair today"
27:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
27:00 <Israeli> Bbrrrzztt!
28:00 <Serenity> rofl
28:00 <Israeli> Don't you dare
28:00 <Israeli> I AM NOT A PANCAKE
28:00 <Israeli> /ignores Kait
28:00 <milk> Belle and Kate - Summer Evenings.mp3
28:00 <DemonsRun> Omg Serenity this kait chick... So so so fat.
29:00 <DemonsRun> Uses IRCop power so No one will tease her.
29:00 <DemonsRun> Is hilarious.
29:00 <DemonsRun> She loves Israeli 
29:00 <Israeli> Everyones loves Israeli
29:00 <DemonsRun> No they Dont.
29:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity hates you already 
29:00 <Israeli> You're right, they don't
30:00 <Israeli> Hey, at the moment.
30:00 <DemonsRun> Those Asians at work hate you.
30:00 <Israeli> But we'll hatefuck and shit will be sweet between us.
30:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Youre in!
30:00 <Israeli> Of course the Asians do
30:00 <Israeli> "pls work"
31:00 <DemonsRun> "talk engrish"
31:00 <Israeli> EXACTLY
32:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao
32:00 <DemonsRun> wheres my nexus ya Bastard.
32:00 <Israeli> I actually had a look for it on Saturday
32:00 <Israeli> Can't find it anywhere. going to look in storage tomorrow.
33:00 <DemonsRun> Lol dont go out of your way for it.
33:00 <Israeli> Too bad!
33:00 <DemonsRun> Tea, nexus, kinect
33:00 <DemonsRun> Treat me so well.
33:00 <DemonsRun> Heh
35:00 <Israeli> What can I say, I'm a gentleman.
35:00 <DemonsRun> Please excuse me while I snort giggle
41:00 <TheRiddler> oops I downloaded the wrong patch
47:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
48:00 <Israeli> I LOVE COCKS
48:00 <ShadowLurker> wow me too
50:00 <Israeli> Wanna suck each other off
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <Serenity> becareful Israeli he could suck start a leaf blower
51:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
51:00 <Israeli> Hahaha
52:00 <ShadowLurker> suck a tennis ball thru 100foot of garden hose
52:00 <Israeli> That could make for one hell of a headjob
54:00 <Loof> techno bogans parked across the road at the park
54:00 <Serenity> make the back of your eyeballs tickle
57:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli: what's a gobbie?
57:00 <Israeli> I'm expecting Maxine to bust in now
57:00 <Maurice> Isn't that the thing from Harry Potter
57:00 <Israeli> And call me sir Gobbies
57:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
58:00 <Israeli> Alright Ladies, Gents, Intersexes and faggots
58:00 <Israeli> I'm going to bed byebye <3
58:00 <Maurice> I don't fit any of those
58:00 <Israeli> Breaded_Chicken, dont let dat big blak dik slap ya cheekbone on the way out ey
01:00 <Breaded_Chicken> RIP!
01:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Forever dicking them down. Amen.
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Maurice, you sure are a Lady, aren't you?
10:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh hai Mew
15:00 <skrint> hi
15:00 <skrint> great films out at the moment
16:00 <Breaded_Chicken> sup
16:00 <Breaded_Chicken> im waiting for jurassic world
16:00 <Breaded_Chicken> loved the tv spot 3
16:00 <Breaded_Chicken> xD
18:00 <skrint> jurassic world
18:00 <skrint> yeh that could be cool
19:00 <skrint> because there was never a good jurassic park since the first one
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yeah
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i mean
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> second was ok 3rd was a rollercoaster film
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> this one just is a sequel to the first
21:00 <skrint> it will bring a new life to jurassic
21:00 <Breaded_Chicken> werd
21:00 <Breaded_Chicken> it should
21:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and be a stand alone film like the first one
21:00 <Breaded_Chicken> fuck sequels man
23:00 <skrint> yeh they ruined it
23:00 <skrint> so what you seen?
25:00 <Breaded_Chicken> fucking
25:00 <Breaded_Chicken> um
25:00 <Breaded_Chicken> a lot but
25:00 <Breaded_Chicken> like
25:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hold up
25:00 <Breaded_Chicken> this game is about to end, bf4
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> soz
26:00 <skrint> at least its not cod
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hahaha yer i fucked up bought cod ghosts 250 edition
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> fkn waste
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> cept for the camera shit that shit is sick
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> im just blowin myself up to end this game LOL
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> these noobs on Hardcore.
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> this movie Stonehearst ASylum as good
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> thing is I only go to cinemas, usually to see indie movies or foreign films
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and shit ive downloaded, american shit just mostly hasnt impressed me ey.
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I'm re-watching THE DROP
32:00 <skrint> why
32:00 <skrint> thats like your 10th time
32:00 <skrint> dont ruin it
32:00 <skrint> ive seen it once and thats enough for me for afew years
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hahaha
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> who are you?
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> uno it's me 
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I don't know it's you.
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
37:00 <Mew> movies4lyf
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I couldnt think of anything better
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> will you stop?
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You think you're funny, but you're not.
38:00 <skrint> i agree
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You're just an un-educated girl that hooked up with an un-educated guy
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> got knocked up
38:00 <skrint> so true
38:00 <skrint> Mew you are a piece of shit
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lives on kangaroo island total bogan
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> piece of shit
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> your kid
38:00 <skrint> some of us are intelligent mew wether you believe so or not
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you wont ever be able to afford to send him to a good school.
38:00 <skrint> we have tastes in the arts
39:00 <skrint> whilst you sit on irc as a single mum talking shit
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You're what people dislike about Australians Mew.
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> no shit
39:00 <skrint> who the fuck comes online at 2am to say movies4lyf
39:00 <skrint> dead set
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ^
39:00 <Mew> It was mighty effective LOL
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> when we took my son home
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> every night
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> though I worked all the time
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> when I had it at night
40:00 <Mew> Idc lol
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I went and sat in his room
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and would frequently fall asleep in there.
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You're a piece of shit Mew.
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You spread rumours about me.
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Acting like you're the shit, on irc.
40:00 <skrint> dont worry about Mew
40:00 <skrint> she's nothing
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> naw I know
41:00 <Breaded_Chicken> be nothing forever
41:00 <skrint> so much for her great relationship she has to sit on here at 2am
41:00 <Breaded_Chicken> their little kid will grow up to be nothing too.
41:00 <skrint> kids grow up worse
41:00 <skrint> proven fact
41:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I have to agree
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she has gone around saying I bash women
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> had randoms pm me about that shit
42:00 <skrint> meh most weak females like to throw that around
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> diss me because I dont see my kid
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yer
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she reminds me of my x
42:00 <Mew> ew
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> naw
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> dont worry ellie
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> my x isnt as ugly as you
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> it's all good, calm..
43:00 <skrint> have to wonder what goes through mews head on a daily basis
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew you come on here and you troll like you do on me because of a need you have
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> psychology man
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> not much.
44:00 <skrint> well id make a bet she has no job
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she shouldnt even hate me
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she came around one day
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> to score eccies off of my friend
44:00 <skrint> lol
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> is how i met her
44:00 <skrint> the truth is out there
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> never even had a conversation with her
44:00 <skrint> scoring eccies and a young mother
44:00 <skrint> great!
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she says we met 3 times
45:00 <skrint> just what australia needs
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and her bf
45:00 <skrint> and tony abbott needs
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> owes me money
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> he's a dog too
45:00 <skrint> typical
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yeah well
45:00 <skrint> drug addicts who cant pay for their gear
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> that's what they were
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and I hear her bf still goes out gets high as a motherfucker
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and she drinks
46:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and some meth, so I hear.
46:00 <British^Meat> jesus  christ lol
46:00 <British^Meat> how many points u had tonight JB 
46:00 <Mew> Woops I broke him 
46:00 <British^Meat> dis guy :)
46:00 <British^Meat> ikr
47:00 <British^Meat> u said one thing and he's set off 
47:00 <British^Meat> pfft
47:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I don't do points
47:00 <skrint> lol
47:00 <Mew> sunrise code word this morning is movies4lyf guys
47:00 <Breaded_Chicken> naw Mew
47:00 <skrint> who cares if you do points
47:00 <Breaded_Chicken> don't applaud yourself
47:00 <Breaded_Chicken> true
47:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Think about this, really think about it
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You live on Kangaroo Island
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You have an ex-druggy bf whom still does drugs so..
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and so do you.
48:00 <skrint> lol
48:00 <skrint> reject shop
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You have a potentially retarded child
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> from what you've said on here about him.
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> going by what you've said.
49:00 <skrint> lol
49:00 <Mew> this has gotta be the least amount of effort I've put in with maximum result, im a little bit proud right now
49:00 <skrint> half retard babyt
49:00 <skrint> Mew what is your result?
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You haven't taken the chance for higher education
49:00 <skrint> tell me please
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> like uni or tafe
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> neither has ur bf Ben
49:00 <milk> ... and as the HomerSexual withdrew his implement, the surprise was palpable...
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you're the scum of Australia
49:00 <Mew> the bipolar bear roaring hard
49:00 <skrint> mew is your evening goal to come on here and say movies4lyf?
49:00 <skrint> is that honestly your goal?
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and IRC is the only outlet you have Mew
50:00 <skrint> mew is that all you have to do at this hour?
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I'm not bipolar and you know it
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> get a new joke
50:00 <Mew> If it was my goal it would be complete and successful lol
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You're a loser IRL
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and this is the only place you can be cool
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> it's all you will ever have.
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> sad shit.
50:00 <skrint> LOL
50:00 <skrint> so true
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> no shit bro
51:00 <skrint> man imagine being a bf of this dumb dog
51:00 <skrint> LOL
51:00 <skrint> fucking hell
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I have my failures too
51:00 <skrint> everyone does
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I dropped outta uni
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> no shit
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> see Mew is going by when she met me skrint
51:00 <skrint> but I dont think you can get any more pathetic than coming on at 2am to say movies4lyf
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> when i was all PTSD and agoraphobic
51:00 <skrint> in some sort of hope that that will bring someone down
51:00 <skrint> or destroy them lol
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I guess that's saying
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> we should stop too
52:00 <skrint> mew you might like to rip into ppl about their apparent "mental health issues"
52:00 <skrint> but take a look at yourself and how you are behaving
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yer
52:00 <skrint> its like leaving a comment on an artists facebook page
52:00 <skrint> "paint4lyf"
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> im sorry, so sorry for ptsd n shit uno
52:00 <skrint> like wtf is that suppose to mean LOL
52:00 <skrint> you making fun of him that he is into art?
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> MDD OCD 4lyfe Mew
52:00 <skrint> whats your point mew?
53:00 <Breaded_Chicken> good question.
53:00 <skrint> the thing is if you came here just to get some text rolling well you did a good job
53:00 <skrint> but whats the point?
53:00 <skrint> to end up making a fool of yourself?
53:00 <skrint> inform us Mew
53:00 <skrint> we all ears
53:00 <Breaded_Chicken> all ears.
53:00 <skrint> you should go drop a facebook post to the power
53:00 <skrint> "afl4lyf"
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
54:00 <skrint> see how much they care Mew
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hashtag
54:00 <skrint> yes hashtag
54:00 <skrint> perfect
54:00 <skrint> then you know its been spread to twitter too
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> only a few ppl in this room care about what she says
54:00 <skrint> i doubt that
54:00 <skrint> i know that all females think she is scum
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she won't talk now
54:00 <skrint> the only that may give her a bar will be afew of the despo males
54:00 <skrint> single fat lonely
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> not talking is her way of 'winning'
55:00 <skrint> hope a skype call from mew will brighten their day
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she has no future
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> that sucks enough
55:00 <skrint> its pathetic thats what it is
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yer it is
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> especially when you're the type of person that wishes people well all the time
55:00 <skrint> you know tony abbott wants to stop all these scum bags taking payments
55:00 <skrint> she is exactly the type of ppl tax payers want to rid
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> good
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I gotta take a piss
05:00 <TheRiddler> do the creep
09:00 <milk> does anyone want to publish my new book "Where Humanity Went Wrong" by Milk Doehopper
13:00 <milk> wut?
13:00 <milk> meh
16:00 <Mew> i think your boyfie fell in skrint
16:00 <skrint> wtf?
23:00 <skrint> mew speak up
23:00 <skrint> cant here u pig
24:00 <Mew> lmao
24:00 <Mew> oink
27:00 <skrint> are you trying to be funny or something?
29:00 <Mew>  no im being srs wtf
29:00 <skrint> wtf to what?
29:00 <skrint> you tell me mew
29:00 <skrint> you got a lot of shit to talk but no substance
30:00 <skrint> would fucking hate being your kid with a dumb mother like you
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I think you should take a hard look in the mirror Mew, once you've pieced it back together.
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> And start shutting the fuck up.
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> This is how it went: Your mother and father, met at a bar, drunk and clicked and grunted and fucked.
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Neither ever made anything of themselves but then again it's you that could have.
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You, as a druggie hooked up with another druggie, moved to Kangaroo Island
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> eventually had a retarded child.
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> And now life is shit boring as fuck.
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Even you've said you know a lot of alcos and slurrys.
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew, I wouldn't exactly go around giving people crap when you've never done anything in your life besides get a baby fucked in you by a drug addict.
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> The End.
36:00 <Mew> that was beautiful man
36:00 <Mew> can you do a poem next
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Shhh
36:00 <skrint> mew time to shut up
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> nothing you say will ever mater now.
36:00 <skrint> hey where is brendan
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> what he said.
36:00 <skrint> how come he dont come here no more
37:00 <skrint> and why are you awake and he is asleep?
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I'm goin' to finish this film.
37:00 <skrint> or so it seems
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ahahaha
37:00 <skrint> you are like the other females here mew
37:00 <Mew> movies4lyf
37:00 <skrint> maurice sad for life
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> LookAfterUrKid4lyf
37:00 <skrint> no husband interaction talking about sex any chance she can get
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew
37:00 <skrint> Serenity with ShadowLurker the old fat fuck
37:00 <skrint> cant even get erect
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> sending your kid off to a nice school?
37:00 <skrint> weighs as much as a bus
38:00 <skrint> kk the confused feminist lesbian that scrolls austnet all hours whilst husband sleeps in bed
38:00 <skrint> LOL
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I love having a higher education
38:00 <skrint> yet you females all seem to make an excuse as to why its ok that you do what you do LOL
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> shit
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> the arts
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> <3 <3
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> right skrint!
41:00 <skrint> Mew you got something to say?
41:00 <skrint> lol
41:00 <skrint> mew you realise how patheric you are right
41:00 <skrint> 3am talking shit
48:00 <Maurice> Hang on, why am I sad for life?
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I don't see why you arel
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> are.
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> nothing to do with you Maurice.
50:00 <Maurice> (01:37:33) (skrint): maurice sad for life
50:00 <Maurice> Thats why I'm asking
50:00 <skrint> yeh sorry wrong clip
50:00 <skrint> tab wrong
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> well yer lets let that alone
50:00 <Maurice> Alrighty then
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> he meant Mew
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> sorry
51:00 <Maurice> Oh ok
51:00 <skrint> no problems with you Maurice 
53:00 <Mew> did you "tab wrong" about Serenity and ShadowLurker too 
53:00 <Mew> M is so far from S
53:00 <Maurice> Not if you have fat fingers it's not..
53:00 <skrint> sorry what mew?
53:00 <Mew> and a moo moo
54:00 <skrint> did i tab wrong about Serenity?
54:00 <Mew> aw you can read
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Hey
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> your problem is with me
54:00 <skrint> mew i always could
54:00 <skrint> im just asking you what you are getting at
54:00 <skrint> do i like Serenity? is that what you are asking me?
54:00 <Breaded_Chicken> why dont you just articulate your words to form a sentence
55:00 <Mew> okay try reading it again maybe
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and diss me with intellect.
55:00 <Mew> I'll give u 3 tries
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You pagan.
55:00 <Mew> go ur hardest
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh and if u dont know
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> pagan
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> means Hill Dweller.
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> like redneck, these days, bogan.
56:00 <Mew> its actually an island not a hill 
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You see there were no 'pagans' before Christianity became the main religion of the empire.
56:00 <Mew> good try tho
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> no
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hill dwellers
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> pagan was an insult
56:00 <Maurice> I really don't think that was a tab issue, considering I have a husband and Mew doesn't
56:00 <Breaded_Chicken> good try to out-smart me.
56:00 <Mew> i-s-l-a-n-d sound it out
57:00 <Mew> Looks like a big hill with water around it
57:00 <Breaded_Chicken> not too smart are you Mew.
57:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I know Roman history I studied it.
57:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I did a lot before you met me.
57:00 <TheRiddler> if you have to explain a insult it's really not a insult
58:00 <skrint> Maurice mew told me she was married
58:00 <skrint> to brendan
58:00 <TheRiddler> *an
58:00 <Maurice> Uhm, no
58:00 <Breaded_Chicken> You should rue the day you admit to giving me shit for no reason.
58:00 <skrint> not my fault if the girl wants to lie
58:00 <Mew> omg he's scared of you Maurice LOL
58:00 <Mew> back peddling hard
58:00 <skrint> yeh im heaps scared
58:00 <skrint> so scared
58:00 <skrint> of irc chat medium
58:00 <Maurice> I'll only accept that if Brendan is the naked sock cock frenchie
58:00 <skrint> how ever will i survive
58:00 <TheRiddler> why should she have to tell you anything skrint
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hold on
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> doin somethin for skrint.
59:00 <Mew> yeah nobody cares lol
00:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew
00:00 <Breaded_Chicken> that's your attitude that you need to change.
00:00 <skrint> TheRiddler you tell me
00:00 <skrint> go on
00:00 <Breaded_Chicken> there is no reason, after so many years
00:00 <Breaded_Chicken> that we can't get along
00:00 <skrint> TheRiddler you are so obsessed with finding a solution to your virginity its sad
00:00 <Breaded_Chicken> we never had a real reason to hate eachother.
00:00 <Maurice> You know what else, we're all alleged 'adults' lets act like it
01:00 <skrint> im acting like an adulst
01:00 <skrint> *adult
01:00 <Breaded_Chicken> don't you agree?
01:00 <Maurice> You're not
01:00 <skrint> I am so
01:00 <Maurice> Am too not
01:00 <skrint> maybe this is the world you live in
01:00 <skrint> not my world
01:00 <Maurice> My world where my husband wont bang me?
03:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew I would settle our shit str8 up
03:00 <Maurice> Mew, I would strip your tits naked str8 up
04:00 <skrint> wtf
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I have no real problem with your or ben and I'll apologise for what I said about your son.
04:00 <skrint> sick world we live in
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> But aswell
04:00 <skrint> ben is a faggot
04:00 <skrint> so is brendan
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you have said things about my swon
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> son*
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and myself
04:00 <skrint> dont back down
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> my x
04:00 <skrint> dont be gutless
04:00 <skrint> be a man
04:00 <skrint> Mew is a dumb dog from kangapoo island
04:00 <Maurice> Who the actual fuck is Brendan
04:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and saying that I bash women.
04:00 <skrint> Maurice how old are you?
04:00 <Maurice> 27
04:00 <Maurice> You?
04:00 <TheRiddler> skrint's husband
04:00 <skrint> thats a lie
05:00 <Maurice> FINE
05:00 <Maurice> 30
05:00 <skrint> dont lie anymore
05:00 <Maurice> You?
05:00 <TheRiddler> that's who
05:00 <skrint> u always talking shit
05:00 <Mew> well you have bashed women so I'll keep saying that 
05:00 <skrint> who has bashed women?
05:00 <skrint> me?
05:00 <Maurice> If you're so sure you know the answers, why ask me the question?
05:00 <skrint> ive bashed 1 woman in my life
05:00 <skrint> it was my grandma
05:00 <Maurice> How old are you, skrint?
05:00 <Mew> that's hot as
05:00 <skrint> she wouldnt give me 5 dollars for timezone
05:00 <skrint> when i was 11
05:00 <skrint> i bashed her
05:00 <skrint> then she gave me 50
06:00 <Maurice> Thats bullshit
06:00 <skrint> nope
06:00 <skrint> thats true
06:00 <Maurice> Timezone didnt cost $5 back then
06:00 <skrint> yes it did
06:00 <Maurice> No, it didn't
06:00 <skrint> time zone rides were like 2 bucks each u fuckwit
06:00 <Maurice> HOW. OLD. ARE. YOU.
06:00 <skrint> dont talk shit ok
06:00 <skrint> younger than u
06:00 <Maurice> That's a given
06:00 <skrint> u fucking ops think ur so sick on here
06:00 <skrint> think u fucking know everything
06:00 <skrint> u dont
06:00 <Maurice> Yeah unna, fulleh sick
06:00 <skrint> go to bed lori webster
07:00 <Maurice> Lol best
07:00 <TheRiddler> plivent again?
07:00 <Maurice> Yep
07:00 <Mew> ew the moon is pming me
07:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
07:00 <Maurice> He held it in for that long
07:00 <Breaded_Chicken> TheRiddler
07:00 <Breaded_Chicken> did you order the batman ps4?
07:00 <TheRiddler> no
07:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ah
07:00 <TheRiddler> but they sent the replacement 1
07:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh nice!
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> xDDD
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i cant wait
08:00 <TheRiddler> no issues yet
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> jurassic world then batman ps4!
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> GOOD!
11:00 <Maurice> My kids want that Batman
11:00 <TheRiddler> jurassic world lego looks great
12:00 <Maurice> The actual movie looks shit
12:00 <Maurice> Nothing has been better than the first one
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> jurassic world
13:00 <Breaded_Chicken> is more a sequel to the first film
14:00 <Breaded_Chicken> the others arent non-canon but just took place on the other island so dont matter :P
14:00 <TheRiddler> the lego game is about all 4 movies
15:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was a group of islands
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i think black ops 3 will be good
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i havent got any cod on next gen cept ghosts
26:00 <Breaded_Chicken> black ops 3 looks good
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh TheRiddler u get the first installment of the new assassins creed?
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> China
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> next is india
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> then Russia during the war.
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> side scrollers
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> anyway Chronicles china is fun
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> shit all I know about lego games was the pirates movie ones i had on 360 n my mate has avengers
31:00 <Maurice> skrint just pasted me pics of kids in bathers
31:00 <Maurice> Little bit creep
31:00 <Maurice> y
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i was just thinking about my last bitch on fb about microsoft
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> creepEE
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> "The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why." Mark Twain
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> wb
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew I mean, wb.
35:00 <Mew> yeah i got that lol
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol kk
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> So I am sorry for all the shit I've said about the three of you.
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I am.
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Hoping for a new slate.
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> okay.
41:00 <gavin> hey Maurice hows it going?
53:00 <Breaded_Chicken> k
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> This shit saddens me.
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> this bullshit.
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> pointless shit.
08:00 <Breaded_Chicken> bullshit for no reason
10:00 <gdrc> how
10:00 <gdrc> the fuck
21:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hmm?
55:00 <Breaded_Chicken> wb Loof
53:00 <Breaded_Chicken> this is boring
45:00 <Serenity> ahh good to see im a great topic of convo when im not here to defend myself
11:00 <Mew> we were all pretty popular earlier this morning haha
12:00 <Mew> FUCK. I bought zero sugar powerade by mistake
12:00 <Mew> worst first mouthful ever
14:00 <frayedknot> that sounds horrible
14:00 <Mew> I was so looking forward to it :'(
15:00 <Mew> its only 9.6 calories I guess that's a plus
23:00 <Doodle> if its zero sugar how come it has 9.6 calories
24:00 <Mew> I have no idea haha salt? the colour blue?
24:00 <Doodle> its probably got rhino semen or something in it
26:00 <Mew> it says 0.3 g protein (horse cum) 0.6 g carbohydrate and energy 41kJ (9.6 cal)
26:00 <Mew> it tastes like piss from a diseased blue unicorn
27:00 <Doodle> sounds lovely
27:00 <Mew> luvn it
27:00 <psYbR> smellbourne
28:00 <Mew> how'd your job thing go shmoodle?
28:00 <Mew> hey psyb
28:00 <Doodle> what job thing
28:00 <psYbR> shmew
28:00 <Mew> did you apply for one or something
28:00 <Mew> I can't remember :(
29:00 <Doodle> yeah i got it but i turned it down cos the pay was shit
29:00 <Mew> maybe it was a dream 
29:00 <Doodle> and now my contract has expired and i have no pay so the joke is on me
29:00 <Doodle> hah
29:00 <Doodle> .
29:00 <Mew> :o 
29:00 <psYbR> lol...
29:00 <psYbR> im hoping my boss offers me to work at the dandenong office for more pay
29:00 <psYbR> to keep me on
29:00 <Mew> better get into drug dealing
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Mew> your boss is a cocklord psYbR
30:00 <psYbR> lol tell me about it
30:00 <psYbR> he was actually pretty reasonable the other day when we had a chat about me leaving
31:00 <psYbR> i got the distinct impression he doesn't want to lose me
31:00 <Mew> You should blow a load in his coffee cup on your last day
31:00 <Doodle> tell him its powerade
31:00 <psYbR> rofl
31:00 <Mew> ^
31:00 <Doodle> i do that on my first day
31:00 <Doodle> feel like i am part of the team
31:00 <Doodle> literally
32:00 <psYbR> not sure about that awkward couple of minutes while I'm hovering over my boss' desk jerking off madly above his coffee cup
32:00 <Mew> yeah but it doesn't matter if its your cup
32:00 <Doodle> looool
32:00 <Doodle> minutes?
32:00 <Doodle> you need to speedjerk that shit
32:00 <Mew> take the cup to the toilet you ditz
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> never thought of that
32:00 <Mew> o/
33:00 <Mew> I wish I could jizz in stuff
33:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Mew> you better appreciate that you have a wobbly man soap dispenser you can use anywhere
36:00 <Doodle> how did you know my pet name for it
36:00 <Mew> cos I wash my hands with it every day
36:00 <Doodle> kekeke
37:00 <Mew> I've actually used bens dick to warm up my hands before hah
37:00 <Doodle> is wobbly man soap different to normal man soap?
37:00 <Doodle> lol fuck that i'd be holding back punches
37:00 <Mew> the dispenser is wobbly
37:00 <Doodle> oh right
38:00 <Doodle> nothing worse than cold hands on your tallywhacker
38:00 <Mew> lmao I didn't even think that freezing cold hands would be bad
38:00 <Mew> I don't give a fuk m8
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> rebel
38:00 <Mew> have you seen that guy
39:00 <Mew> "Haven't had a piece of fruit today. For real. I don't give a FUCK."
39:00 <Doodle> haha no
40:00 <Mew> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOA2ZhBIQY
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Loosest Aussie Bloke Ever Views: 3,045,798 Uploader: shooterwilliamson Uploaded: Feb 8, 2012 Duration: 2m44s Rating: 4.88
41:00 <Doodle> hahaha
50:00 <Serenity> [8:11am] <Mew> we were all pretty popular earlier this morning haha
50:00 <Serenity> apparently
50:00 <Serenity> they always pull that shit when im sleeping
52:00 <Mew> they'll be grumpy little munchkins today after their irc bender 
53:00 <Mew> wake up with half the keyboard printed on their cheek and a half smoked ciggie in their hair
54:00 <Mew> its such a shame they go out if you're not smoking them now
55:00 <Serenity> lol do they?
55:00 <Serenity> i miss smoking
56:00 <Mew> yup I think its something in the paper
56:00 <Mew> I still have the odd one if I'm half cut at the pub 
57:00 <Mew> I never smoked much when I did though like 2 a day if that
57:00 <Serenity> i dont really know anyone who smokes anymore
57:00 <Serenity> my mum
57:00 <Mew> mo
57:00 <Mew> as in maurice 
58:00 <Serenity> oh yeah i forget she smokes
58:00 <Serenity> pauls mum
58:00 <Serenity> thats about it
59:00 <Mew> cos its not cool anymore 
00:00 <Mew> now we let guys know we put out by sending suggestive emoticons on Tinder
00:00 <Serenity> i have a friend who got totally offended when she found out i used to smoke.. 'omg sarah thats disgusting blah blah blah' dude i quite a year before i met you calm down
00:00 <Mew> lol wtf
01:00 <Serenity> yeah was a bit weird
01:00 <Mew> tell her you did a monica lewinsky
01:00 <Mew> she'll die
01:00 <Serenity> loll
01:00 <ShadowLurker> got cum on her dress
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i got a vid card
02:00 <Serenity> oh cool
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hopefully it does the job
04:00 <Serenity> im hungry
04:00 <Mew> wow did he jizz on her dress as well? I only knew about the cigar thing 
04:00 <Serenity> yeah they took samples of the jizz or something lol
05:00 <Mew> a scrape of clintons crusty cum patch
05:00 <Mew> hey Floss
05:00 <Mew> right on time
05:00 <ShadowLurker> so damn tired
05:00 <ShadowLurker> just a min ago i went to make a coffee
06:00 <Serenity> bet floss has a whole collection of cigar tubes
06:00 <ShadowLurker> triple suger with one coffee, tasted like ass
06:00 <ShadowLurker> SUGER
07:00 <Serenity> you need doghouse coffee
07:00 <ShadowLurker> i do
10:00 <Serenity> fucking banking is offline lol cant even check me bank moit
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i would but i cant right now with the way my banks setup
10:00 <Serenity> hahahahaah
12:00 <Floss> orning mew
12:00 <Floss> on time for what?
12:00 <Floss> omg doghouse coffee :D i used to go there all the time
12:00 <Mew> hold your dress out and see
13:00 <Floss> oh have i been sperming again :/
13:00 <ShadowLurker> how the doghouse is new
13:00 <Serenity> I dont know HAVE you?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
13:00 <Floss> i just cant leave my willy alone
17:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/fd50f95f2bbcf11743efe7b537579c2e/tumblr_mv54p7uIyB1saoozno1_1280.jpg
17:00 <Serenity> also doghouse isnt new?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> only couple years 
18:00 <Floss> its the one on orrong rd isnt it?
18:00 <Serenity> its been there since before i moved here
18:00 <Serenity> yeah floss
18:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe it was refitted when i saw it
18:00 <Floss> i used to work at the dental clinic across from it
18:00 <Floss> i had to mission across fkn 4 line of traffic every day lol
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i remember construction there
19:00 <Serenity> google says theres reviews n shit from like 6-7 years ago
19:00 <Floss> im putting a notice in the paper online they give you all these options, i want to put a meeting of the church of the willys into their "church notices" section
19:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Floss> itslike 8 bucks
20:00 <Floss> and then i can sue them for not recognising it as my religion
22:00 <Doodle> can only people called willy join?
22:00 <Floss> you have to worship the willy
22:00 <Floss> and i am the grand willy
22:00 <Doodle> you are a bit of a dick
22:00 <Doodle> :D
22:00 <Serenity> loool
24:00 <Floss> why thankyou
24:00 <Floss> willy be praised
24:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Serenity> do you think this is true?
26:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11110863_786720871435092_6423067123148077039_n.jpg?oh=ed742b9262283e028b56e6ad054ff22a&oe=55D1EC75&__gda__=1443293436_cd9afd8b901d7df2eae33f777a45b038
26:00 <ShadowLurker> wouldnt surprise me
28:00 <Floss> sad
28:00 <Doodle> maybe in america
28:00 <Floss> MURICA
28:00 <Serenity> who gets divorced over fb rofl
28:00 <Doodle> 1/3 of american divorcees
28:00 <Serenity> ahah
28:00 <Floss> ppl that get married on half life
28:00 <Serenity> they dont have the rules we have for divorce
28:00 <Mew> some slut probably liked the husbands photo
28:00 <Doodle> that slut
28:00 <Mew> DIVORCE
29:00 <Mew> what a whore
29:00 <Serenity> i know people who are like that =/
29:00 <Floss> whats this then slut!
29:00 <psYbR> 'caught the bitch cybering with Mew on fb'
29:00 <Serenity> WHO WAS THAT BITCH
29:00 <Serenity> ...
29:00 <Doodle> do you have her phone number Mew
29:00 <Mew> yeah me too haha
29:00 <psYbR> i'd cheat on my bf with Serenity 
29:00 <Mew> 1300 muff gape
29:00 <Floss> what happened to turkey slapping as punishment....
29:00 <Floss> sigh
29:00 <Doodle> lol muffgape
29:00 <Floss> the world is changing
29:00 <Serenity> aw psYbR
29:00 <ShadowLurker> her husbands cousins sisters babydaddys ex girlfriend like his photo
30:00 <ShadowLurker> divorce
30:00 <Floss> muffcabbage
30:00 <Doodle> that slut
30:00 <Serenity> my niece does it
30:00 <Serenity> SOME BITCH LIKED HIS PIC ON INSTA
30:00 <Serenity> oookayyy
31:00 <Floss> bahahaha
31:00 <Floss> i love that shit
32:00 <Floss> my hubby reckons he gets hit on at work
32:00 <psYbR> im gonna have to go hang out with tisk when I get to melbs
32:00 <Floss> im like lol ok
32:00 <Floss> do they have orange crash helmets on
32:00 <psYbR> get him hooked on Meth again
32:00 <Serenity> oh jeez psYbR lol
33:00 <psYbR> encourage him to come on here to vent ;)
33:00 <Doodle> have some dreggie bongs
33:00 <Doodle> kick a doorframe
33:00 <Serenity> imagine what his bong smells like
33:00 <psYbR> you guys gonna come out for a pub crawl? I don't know anyone in that city
33:00 <Doodle> :/
33:00 <Floss> what do you do with meth? do you smoke it?
33:00 <Floss> i do not know things
33:00 <psYbR> you Floss with it
33:00 <Doodle> you shelve it bro
33:00 <Serenity> yes you smoke it
34:00 <Floss> :o
34:00 <Floss> weird
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Doodle> doinitwrong
34:00 <Floss> lol
34:00 <Floss> WHY ISNT THIS WORKING
34:00 <psYbR> gonna have to stock up on DMT before I move
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Daft Punk - Doin' It Right.mp3 (5.73MB 128kbps Stereo 6:15)
34:00 <Floss> this meth tastes like ass
34:00 <Doodle> are there bugs in your new house?
35:00 <Doodle> oh thats ddt
35:00 <Doodle> nm
35:00 <psYbR> dmt is trippy drugs bro
35:00 <Doodle> lol Floss
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
35:00 <Doodle> most tla's are
35:00 <Doodle> this ass tastes like meth
36:00 <psYbR> you can inject it into your ringhole you know
36:00 <psYbR> good place to do it, hides the needle marks
36:00 <Doodle> oh i know
36:00 <Doodle> dont worry
36:00 <Floss> all i know is i will stop eating th crayons when they stop making them so tasty
36:00 <Serenity> :O
36:00 <Serenity> imagine a needle in your butthole
36:00 <Doodle> Floss if you like crayons you should try purple uhu sticks
36:00 <Doodle> delish
37:00 <Floss> youre gunna have a bad time
37:00 <psYbR> no Serenity NO
37:00 <Doodle> anal from Longie = needle in your butthole
37:00 <psYbR> rofl
38:00 <Floss> just a prick
38:00 <Doodle> hngg
38:00 <Floss> i have to poop
39:00 <Serenity> i want to make pancakes
39:00 <Floss> want me to save it for you doodle
39:00 <Doodle> no
39:00 <Floss> no means yes
39:00 <Doodle> :/
39:00 <Doodle> what is wrong with girls these days
39:00 <Floss> i had a lot of rockmelon yesterday
39:00 <Floss> sgunna be baad
40:00 <Serenity> plz
40:00 <Doodle> sarah make her stop
40:00 <Serenity> hold me
40:00 <psYbR> sera pls
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jefferson Starship - Sarah.mp3 (4.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
41:00 <Doodle> dammit
41:00 <Doodle> starship attracts the cat
41:00 <Floss> the kids were playing in dog poo the other day...
41:00 <Floss> im not even about to deal with that, i walked away
41:00 <psYbR> poor 3rd world kids
41:00 <Doodle> dont they have playgrounds there
42:00 <psYbR> they can only dream of having actual toys to play with
42:00 <Floss> they have plenty of toys, they chse the dog poo
42:00 <psYbR> hahaha
42:00 <psYbR> like the cat that sits in the box it's bed came in
42:00 <Floss> auntie floss left them to it
42:00 <Doodle> do they mould the poo into toys
42:00 <Doodle> like revolting transformers
42:00 <Floss> they were smearing it on each other and laughing
42:00 <psYbR> ewwww
42:00 <Doodle> well it is pretty funny
43:00 <psYbR> 2 kids 1 dog poo
43:00 <Floss> i walked thru the gate like :o :?
43:00 <Floss> kept walking
43:00 <psYbR> walk in, "NOPE", walk out
43:00 <Floss> lol yep
43:00 <Doodle> 'chuck it to me kids, can i have a go?'
43:00 <Floss> walked thru front door "guys the kids are playing in shit"
43:00 <psYbR> 'here push it into daddys bum hole'
43:00 <Floss> walked tomy room
43:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
43:00 <psYbR> ok too far
43:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
43:00 <Floss> lol
44:00 <Floss> they fkn would
44:00 <psYbR> wow, adventurous
44:00 <Floss> the 3 yr old told one of us to "get of the shitter" yesterday
44:00 <psYbR> LOL
44:00 <Floss> little fucking bastard
44:00 <psYbR> Floss's reponse: "get fucked ya little cunt"
44:00 <Floss> i called him a rectal itch
44:00 <Doodle> good grief
45:00 <Floss> now he goes to playgroup introducing himself as rectal itch
45:00 <Floss> fuck him hes an nasshole
45:00 <Doodle> Floss
45:00 <Doodle> dont have children
45:00 <Floss> loooool
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Amazulu - Montego Bay.mp3 (2.88MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:08)
46:00 <Floss> these 2 are pretty much living contraceptives hey
46:00 <Doodle> yeah my sister has 3
46:00 <Doodle> and 2 step-contraceptives
46:00 <Floss> th 3 yr old is a total dick
46:00 <Doodle> well
46:00 <Doodle> he is 3
46:00 <Floss> he asked what makeup is for, i said it makes people pretty, he goes , well why dont you use it then?
46:00 <Floss> little cunt
46:00 <Doodle> rofl
47:00 <Floss> "your hair is nice, did you use horse shampoo"
47:00 <Floss> the cunt is just full of insults
47:00 <Doodle> so you whinnied, stamped your foot and cantered off
47:00 <psYbR> LOL
48:00 <Doodle> my nephew likes to remind me i am losing my hair and asks me if he can have my car when i die
48:00 <Doodle> not likely 
48:00 <Floss> he wouldnt eat his pork last night cause he didnt like it i said "well i dont like you and ill still eat you" and im the asshole for making him cry
48:00 <Floss> he wouldnt sleep that night cause he thought i was going to come in and eat him
49:00 <Doodle> were you wearing your lion makeup
49:00 <psYbR> you should have snuck in with a steak knife and a fork
49:00 <psYbR> and stood over him until he woke up and realised
50:00 <psYbR> bonus points if he woke up strapped to a stainless steel bench
50:00 <Floss> i have a squirrty bottle nexxt to my bed for when he tries to look through my window
50:00 <Floss> hes lucky i havent put pepper in it
51:00 <psYbR> dude pepper spray
51:00 <psYbR> or an air horn
51:00 <Floss> cant wait till hes older and i can tell him all about what a little prick he was
51:00 <psYbR> or put a terrifying face up in the window
51:00 <Floss> and not help him get alcohol
51:00 <Floss> hubby hides under the window untill hes really close then jumps up lol
52:00 <Floss> scares the living shit out of him
59:00 <Mew> you should get unwrap some picnic bars and put them in their beds
00:00 <Mew> get unwrap Ok!
00:00 <Mew> or take one to the toilet with you, pull it out from between your legs and eat it while laughing like a maniac
07:00 <Floss> lol mew
07:00 <Floss> i feel like the level of crazy i am at now is pretty good
28:00 <psYbR> i think I need this https://www.bilby3d.com.au/DispProd.asp?CatID=18&SubCatID=134&ProdID=drDouble
32:00 <British^Meat> #mewvies4lyf
32:00 <Floss> herp
32:00 <British^Meat> saw that last night :) gosh he carries on
34:00 <Floss> i wanna go camping
35:00 <psYbR> still tossing up whether I take all my camping 4WDriving gear with me to Melb. doesn't seem like there'd be many places to go 4WDriving there
46:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity 
46:00 <ShadowLurker> https://youtu.be/70gme6lL86o
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HQ - Kevin Hart - Laugh at my pain - Alright Alright Alright Views: 3,366,889 Uploader: CYBERxNUKE Uploaded: Feb 15, 2012 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.84
49:00 <psYbR> LOL just made a mad spark with 10x 9v batteries connected together
51:00 <Serenity> loool
51:00 <Serenity> alright alright alriiiight
53:00 <simba> here's somethin' to make u laugh ur ass off dowg!
56:00 <British^Meat> WATCH THIS DOWG! (posts YT link)
59:00 <psYbR> Mew, boss got back to me. Not willing to give me a payrise to keep me on :/ looks like I'm leaving this company
02:00 <British^Meat> gonna do a jerry macguire?
04:00 <Devil45> hes going to do a jerry springer and kick some ass
13:00 <psYbR> eh, just gave a resignation letter, that'll do me fine
20:00 <Devil45> "show me the resignation"
20:00 <British^Meat> :)
21:00 <British^Meat> " All i wanna know is.......... who's coming with me...?" Nazi midget stripper "Me, i am !"
22:00 <Devil45> long as the stripper is a female its all good
25:00 <Mew> you better leave him a nice thick creamy cup of coffee psYbR
26:00 <psYbR> haha
27:00 <psYbR> i dont get it... he spends 4k a month on an exchange server I could host in house with our current hardware/link for no extra cost and its not worth my time to do that but I ask for a few grand extra and the answer is no... even when the guy knows he needs me
06:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10407021_1626481290907927_8423863025285489230_n.jpg?oh=09831be9b69f2c988523f2666b466c05&oe=55C6449F
34:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> Lookin' to suck that dick.
34:00 <British^Meat> hah, u gonna go on about assholes and dicks again JB?
35:00 <doctor> plenty of opportunities out there to fulfil your life's wish 
35:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> you want me to
35:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> don't wish it.
35:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ;)
36:00 <British^Meat> fucking fine form u were on last night
36:00 <doctor> I was not prepared for that
36:00 <British^Meat> loved it
36:00 <simba> here's somethin' to make u laugh ur ass off dowg!
36:00 <British^Meat> mewvies4lyf
36:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> nah BM I lived up to my standard
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> twistmy wrist smacking a chicks dad's head in.
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> So go hard at me dowg.
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> piece of wannabe shit.
38:00 <doctor> scott morrison is a smug cunt, that's a face i wouldn't feel so guilty smacking
38:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> gotta nice wrap around it, kiss your wife for me tell her I'll be there soon British^Meat ;)
38:00 <doctor> reminds me of bill shorten
38:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fist pumping that arse.
38:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fgt cunt.
38:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> dont even start on me.
40:00 <British^Meat> im done blacky
40:00 <British^Meat> dont need to carry on 4lyf
40:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> im just joshin man chill
40:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> io tho
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> nxt yr rofl
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> only goin thru england thru the tunnel to france ay
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> mum finally quit her job
41:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> boom
42:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oi u see how i owned Mew last nite?
42:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fgt loser.
45:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fk man im just kiddin dude.
54:00 <milk> Joe Hockey is the best treasurer this country has ever had
54:00 <simba> did he play....
54:00 <simba> hockey
54:00 <simba> .
54:00 <British^Meat> he's lost weight
54:00 <British^Meat> its admirable
55:00 <Mew> that was terrible simba haha
55:00 <simba> but i have to say it
56:00 <doctor> yeah i dont mind hockey, just trying to do his job
58:00 <British^Meat> simba but channeled his inner TheRon
58:00 <British^Meat> "I don't mind hockey, but i prefer badminton!"
59:00 <simba> gimmie Joe Lawn Bowls any day
59:00 <milk> well the budget will be released soon
59:00 <milk> I'd vote for Johnny Cricket
00:00 <British^Meat> Politics really doesnt bother me, and that bothers some ppl, but i just cant show any interest in it
00:00 <British^Meat> i really believe that none of it really affects me in anyway what so ever
00:00 <British^Meat> except when we got that free $900, that was rad
00:00 <simba> its basically a bad tv show you can choose to follow or not
00:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I'ma suck that dick.
01:00 <doctor> yeah a bit of a soap opera
01:00 <doctor> I don't really care about the politics itself, I just like to shout at the television or computer screen
02:00 <doctor> makes me feel powerful and important
02:00 <simba> u should watch PORT ADELADIDE FC 4 that m8 get oin bored
02:00 <British^Meat> kochie\
04:00 <simba> i found Skirmish's home page http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/gameofthrones/?icpg=HP_Carousel_GoTLongclaw_1
04:00 <Doodle> Floss stick the kettle on for us thx
06:00 <British^Meat> that reminds me
06:00 <British^Meat> to illegal dl GOT
07:00 <British^Meat> finally, everyone is on the same timeline
08:00 <simba> British^Meat is the GOAT
09:00 <British^Meat> he's right, I am you know
11:00 <simba> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1471169_10153273755894732_1941921124176168107_n.jpg?oh=8840b7cf5082af7bc275a5efa3a00447&oe=55D73A36
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover.mp3 (5.86MB 128kbps Stereo 6:24)
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> rice hotpot
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh ma glob!
27:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> peerrfect
29:00 <doctor> sophie b lesbian sex
36:00 <Floss> doodle was going to ask you the same think
36:00 <Floss> thing even
36:00 <Floss> the dog is crying cause i washed her sex bear and its still drying in the laundry
36:00 <Floss> fluffy wants it
53:00 <psYbR> rofl sex bear
53:00 <psYbR> i cry when mum washes my sex bear :(
56:00 <cJ_Lethal> ello
56:00 <psYbR> hi
57:00 <cJ_Lethal> hey there psYbR
57:00 <psYbR> sup
57:00 <cJ_Lethal> u?
57:00 <psYbR> working
57:00 <psYbR> so, bored.
58:00 <cJ_Lethal> still... ur gettin paid?
58:00 <psYbR> inadequately
59:00 <cJ_Lethal> meh\
59:00 <psYbR> yep
59:00 <psYbR> did quit my job though, so there's that
00:00 <cJ_Lethal> well u can always go out in style... LOL
00:00 <psYbR> nah I want a reference lol
00:00 <cJ_Lethal> hehe yer.... doh!
00:00 <psYbR> would like to take down the email server... that'd probably get me charged
01:00 <cJ_Lethal> wtf happened to DALnet?
01:00 <psYbR> i know of one other person who is quitting as soon as they find another job... and my boss is thinking about it too
01:00 <psYbR> no idea
02:00 <cJ_Lethal> oh its all fukn full of crap...... DOH wake up cj the net is full of crap
46:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
55:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
56:00 <Dugnuts> CCs and oldelpaso salsa
56:00 <Dugnuts> yum
49:00 <Israeli> HELLbourne
55:00 <zaim> SHITSrael
56:00 <Israeli> How's it going m8
58:00 <zaim> im ok bud, u?
03:00 <Israeli> Yeah, not too bad, trying to dig up a bit more information on that little event that happened in Knox just recently.
11:00 <zaim> why?
22:00 <stebie> i saw you this morning, but didn't say hi as i had no pants on
23:00 <Israeli> Well, I'd like to see just how much of a scrag the woman is who acused the man of being a paedo.
23:00 <zaim> that doesnt make any sense stebie
23:00 <stebie> it never does
23:00 <Kynetic> dude
23:00 <stebie> but it happened
23:00 <stebie> i swaer
23:00 <Kynetic> who wears pants on irc?
23:00 <Kynetic> srsly?
24:00 <Israeli> Pants are optional
24:00 <stebie> oh!
35:00 <Immortality> pants? what are pants?!
41:00 <Skirmish> What does the internet think. I want to buy a pair of these http://www.footlocker.com.au/jordan-velocity/
41:00 <Maurice> Too white
42:00 <Skirmish> I like white shoes. 
44:00 <nate> light blue, baby colour
44:00 <nate> be alright if u are in ya teens
44:00 <nate> 25+ nah :D
45:00 <Skirmish> I am sorry nate but you have proven over a long period of time that anything you type isn't worth really taking note of ... so yeah ... save it buddy. 
45:00 <Doodle> how much is the matching handbag
45:00 <nate> welcome to wear them :D
45:00 <Skirmish> matching back pack
45:00 <Doodle> re00w
46:00 <nate> i paint my nails, and i wouldnt wear those shoes ;D
46:00 <nate> i even have dancing shoes 
46:00 <nate> and i wouldnt wear those shoes :D
54:00 <Skirmish> Air Jordans ROCK! 
55:00 <Doodle> in 1995
55:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off mate.
55:00 <Doodle> the man is 52 for christs sake
55:00 <Maurice> I don't even think it was as late as 95
55:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't take away from the fact that Air Jordans fucking rock.
56:00 <Doodle> when you're 16
56:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: The bulls got their 3-peat in the 90's. Jordan was at his peak. 
56:00 <Maurice> I remember wanting a pair when I was in prim school
56:00 <nate> cap`tin couleurs welcome to the pleasure dome
57:00 <nate> whos gonna watch the new mad max
57:00 <couleurs> hi nate me mate
57:00 <Skirmish> Reebok pumps were big when I was in year 7. My parents couldn't afford to buy me a pair. Wanted them so bad.
57:00 <couleurs> me
57:00 <couleurs> good.
58:00 <faux> Go the dragonssssss
58:00 <Skirmish> Who are they playing? 
58:00 <couleurs> go da dees
58:00 <faux> Souths
58:00 <couleurs> go me
59:00 <Skirmish> I am going to watch a movie after House Rules is over and I shall eat hommus and be happy.
59:00 <faux> Great.
59:00 <couleurs> ok boring dude
59:00 <Maurice> kkkkkhommus
00:00 <nate> boring dude? lol
00:00 <Doodle> peeps n freaks
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> beat you :P
00:00 <Doodle> foms
00:00 <couleurs> poops n' frocks
00:00 <Skirmish> We got a massive win at work. Flying high at the moment. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
00:00 <nate> jerks n skirts
00:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai Kate. 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh hai there skirmish
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> how YOU coin'?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> DOIN' * too
01:00 <Skirmish> I'm coin well. 
01:00 <Skirmish> lol]
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:00 <faux> Lollolommpnb
03:00 <Serenity> white shoes are disgusting
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are serenity
03:00 <faux> Some people fink I'm bonky but I just fink I'm fweee
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonkers
04:00 <faux> Yes ty I know lol
05:00 <faux> I was singing the nicknamd
05:00 <faux> Gosh
05:00 <Skirmish> http://www.footlocker.com.au/jordan-velocity/   <----- I want to buy these Kate and everyone is giving me shit for it. 
05:00 <Doodle> theyre fine, if you're fred astaire
05:00 <faux> Niger shoes 
06:00 <Serenity> turbo is hangry
06:00 <Maurice> They're fine if you're an athletic bride
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO! hilarious! No fucking wonder
06:00 <Serenity> thats because theyre fucking gross
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Worst shoes ever! You need TIGERS!
06:00 <couleurs> those r kool
06:00 <couleurs> if u r 16!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!!
06:00 <faux> Skirmish wears baggy jeans I don't expect him to have taste
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are comfortable, awesome and come in  a variety of colours 
07:00 <Serenity> im getting myself some chucks
07:00 <Skirmish> What the hell are tigers. 
07:00 <Skirmish> I will get Pipens then http://www.footlocker.com.au/shoes/mens/nike-pipen-6/
08:00 <Doodle> better, but you'll look like eddie murphy from delirious
08:00 <Serenity> ahahahah
08:00 <Serenity> one of the schools teachers has the big red basketball shoes
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skirmish are you like 15?
08:00 <Skirmish> OOooOO maybe these http://www.footlocker.com.au/shoes/mens/jordan-flight-origin-2/
08:00 <faux> Ok Michael jordan
09:00 <Serenity> man i dont like any of those shoes
09:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to play basketball again. I need some bewts. 
10:00 <Skirmish> The ADIDAS ones aren't bad. 
10:00 <Maurice> At your age you should be looking for orthopedic shoes
10:00 <faux> Rofl
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice 
10:00 <faux> Sven
10:00 <Doodle> Maurice said pee dick
11:00 <Skirmish> BAH ... http://www.footlocker.com.au/shoes/mens/adidas-crazy-8/  <--- few people have said these are really comfortable. 
11:00 <couleurs> looks like cum
11:00 <Serenity> these will suit you
11:00 <Serenity> http://www.footlocker.com.au/shoes/womens/asics-gel-kayano-21-wms/
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Maurice> I like Adidas but those ones are gross
12:00 <Skirmish> I like the Velocity's the best so far. 
12:00 <Doodle> here you go Skirmish: http://www.jmeshel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/womens-nike-air-max-95-high-heel-sneakers-black-pink-501-2.jpg
12:00 <Serenity> lils grown out of her new balance runners maurice you can have them hgahaha
12:00 <faux> All day I dream about sex
12:00 <Serenity> they'd fit you
12:00 <faux> - 15 year old
12:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <Doodle> you'll reach the net easier in high heels
12:00 <faux> Rofl
12:00 <Maurice> Sophs shoes are half a size bigger than mine >.<
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Korn - Adidas.mp3 (2.33MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:32)
12:00 <couleurs> that took too long to type
12:00 <couleurs> hee hee
12:00 <Maurice> Allllll day IIIII dream abouttttt fuuuuccckkkiinnnggg
13:00 <faux> We know
13:00 <faux> Sluz
13:00 <Maurice> :o
13:00 <Maurice> I had sex for lunch
13:00 <Maurice> In the form of hogs breath
13:00 <Maurice> Nom
13:00 <Skirmish> Nice Blue http://www.footlocker.com.au/shoes/mens/jordan-flight-origin-2-3651/
13:00 <faux> Mmm did u get curly cheese fries 
13:00 <Doodle> stop wasting my bandwidth Skirmish
13:00 <Doodle> post porn links
14:00 <faux> stop clicking 
14:00 <Doodle> i cant :(
14:00 <Maurice> Normal curly fries but I did get a side of cheese sauce
14:00 <faux> Yummmmm
14:00 <Doodle> filth
14:00 <faux> Die
14:00 <B1{MIA}> https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11209582_416205311898091_3571021478232699055_n.jpg?oh=7760dbe4a735473dc7ce6df4cb6903bd&oe=55C07A34
14:00 <faux> I want curly fries 
14:00 <nate> any porn with chicks wearing basketball shoes ;D
14:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure I will just get the Velocitys. No need to keep looking.
14:00 <faux> Fuckckcckckcc
15:00 <couleurs> White Men Can't Hump. 
15:00 <Maurice> faux I bought bags of frozen curly fries from spud shed, somewhere your way must sell them
15:00 <faux> We knocked on a metre from the line
15:00 <faux> Dieeeeeeee
15:00 <faux> Are they nice though. Frozen fries are usually vomit 
15:00 <Maurice> Yeah they are
15:00 <Maurice> And I'm pretty sure hogs breath would get them frozen
15:00 <faux> What brand
15:00 <faux> Omg held up phew
15:00 <Maurice> I dunno
15:00 <faux> This game. Gives me anxiety 
16:00 <faux> That's not helpful maur8ce
16:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <faux> Maureightce
17:00 <Maurice> Oh em gee http://birdseye.com.au/our-range/frozen-potato/gems-hash-browns-and-potato-snacks/curly-fries-500g
18:00 <faux> The nutritional value isn't too bad tbh
18:00 <faux> I thought it's be worse
18:00 <faux> Might give em  a go
18:00 <faux> Ty
18:00 <Maurice> Servings 4, more like 1
18:00 <faux> Lolll
18:00 <Maurice> Those with the bbq sauce from hjs are the best
18:00 <faux> Proper portions are so shit
19:00 <faux> Like one lamb chop pls I can eat 29
19:00 <Doodle> i have a proper portion for you faux
19:00 <faux> Pics
19:00 <faux> cuck
19:00 <faux> Fuck fuck cc they scored
19:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:00 <faux> Nooooooooo
19:00 <faux> :(:(:(:(:(
19:00 <faux> -cc
19:00 <Skirmish> The bunnies are SLAYING the dragons!
19:00 <faux> Relax slaying 
19:00 <faux> They're leading by 2 points
20:00 <Skirmish> I'm watching House Rules. No idea what the score is. 
20:00 <faux> Good
20:00 <faux> Shut your mouth then
20:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <faux> So angry
20:00 <Skirmish> lol
20:00 <faux> We've been undefeated for 7 games
20:00 <faux> I don't want to lose to the bunnies
20:00 <Skirmish> Team full of abos. 
20:00 <faux> Rude
21:00 <Skirmish> Well ... it's pretty much true. 
21:00 <faux> Don't know why that matters lol
21:00 <Skirmish> Did anyone watch Struggle Street on SBS last week? 
21:00 <faux> I watch struggle street whenever  I join irv
21:00 <faux> Irc
22:00 <Doodle> is it like sesame st
22:00 <Maurice> I watched about 5 mins of it
22:00 <faux> pmooo
22:00 <Maurice> Is it really struggle street? Or is it more like spent all my grocery money on crack and now cant feed my kids?
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <Doodle> oh damn i spent all my crack money on groceries
22:00 <Skirmish> Aboriginal guy that lives in a tent in the scrub walking around trying to shoot birds with his sling shot so he can 'stuff em wif erbs and rice'. 
23:00 <faux> "I weigh 500 kg and need more money from the government cos healthy food is expensive but my pantry is full of junk food" street
23:00 <Doodle> erbz m8
24:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what the point to the show was. I watched it to try work out what all the hype was.
24:00 <Doodle> its sposed to be educational
24:00 <Skirmish> All it screams is 'Stay away from Mt Druitt'. 
24:00 <faux> Lollll
24:00 <faux> Da dru
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ struggle street….
24:00 <ooomp> xuaf
25:00 <ooomp> Doodle
25:00 <faux> Eheh
25:00 <Skirmish> Any of your clients on the show Kate?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
25:00 <Doodle> nice legs ooomp
25:00 <ooomp> Au natural
25:00 <ooomp> Hair galore
25:00 <Doodle> re00ww
25:00 <Doodle> ooomp the velcro lady
25:00 <Skirmish> Southern Afro. 
26:00 <faux> Text.
26:00 <Serenity> thats the point of the show, trying to open up the topic for discussion. not having everyone laugh at those people
26:00 <Doodle> pretty sure big bird is sposed to be funny
26:00 <faux> sposed
27:00 <Doodle> its a word
27:00 <Doodle> probably
27:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It happens all over Australia though. Targeting one area is why so many people got upset I think. 
28:00 <Serenity> well i dont think they have the technologyto show 100's of towns all at the same time
28:00 <Skirmish> They could have filmed maybe one area in each state to show how the problems cross borders. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Meshed it all together. 
28:00 <Serenity> why
28:00 <Serenity> the show is about mt druit
28:00 <faux> Oh is it really
28:00 <faux> I thought he was joking 
29:00 <faux> Lmao
29:00 <faux> Worst area ever 
29:00 <Serenity> there was a disclaimer in the very first 30 seconds saying 'NOT EVERYONE HERE LIVES LIKE THIS'
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but what is different about Mr Druitt compared to houso suburbs in other states?
29:00 <Serenity> people are fucking idiots
29:00 <Serenity> because it is THE worst suburb in the country for crime thats why
29:00 <Serenity> far out
29:00 <faux> The whole population of Mt fruit have 17 teeth
29:00 <faux> Mmm Mt fruit
29:00 <Doodle> lol fruit
29:00 <Doodle> yum
29:00 <faux> Lma
29:00 <faux> O
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil @ faux
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <faux> hehe
30:00 <faux> Kate do you use any oils for your face
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
30:00 <faux> I started using this facial oil treatment today 
30:00 <faux> Didjddnf
30:00 <faux> It rules
30:00 <Doodle> heh
30:00 <nate> emu oil!
30:00 <Doodle> faux said facial
30:00 <faux> Has jojoba and rose hip oil
30:00 <Doodle> omg
31:00 <Doodle> stop it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only oil i use is coconut oil
31:00 <Serenity> all my friends always asking me what products i use
31:00 <faux> My.face feels amaze
31:00 <Serenity> im like ... soap..
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> babeh face
31:00 <Doodle> i'm using goat milk soap atm
31:00 <faux> Soap dries out my skin
31:00 <Doodle> its delicious
31:00 <Serenity> im too lazy for products
31:00 <faux> I like having nice skin
32:00 <Skirmish> The guy that ends up wearing it will appreciate your efforts. 
32:00 <faux> When I stress my face goes flaky and dry
32:00 <faux> :'(
32:00 <Serenity> apparently I do anyway lol ive seriously been called a liar for saying i just use soap
32:00 <Serenity> lol no WAY soap doesnt make your skin look like that .. ok im lying..
32:00 <Skirmish> This new mitsubishi ad makes me want to punch babies. "Is it a mitsi?"
32:00 <Maurice> I hate that fucking ad
33:00 <Skirmish> It's infuriating. 
33:00 <simba> what else is happening on tv man
33:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
33:00 <Doodle> my next door neighbour has a new car
33:00 <Doodle> now i have to get one
34:00 <ooomp> But, its a mitsi
34:00 <Skirmish> He sold the 350Z?
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> What are you going to take pictures of now?
34:00 <Doodle> my dick
34:00 <Serenity> :o
34:00 <Zade> we need a good laugh 
34:00 <ooomp> That rarely gets a ride
34:00 <couleurs> Mitsubichi!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Doodle> OH YES EVERYONES A COMEDIAN
34:00 <ooomp> You drove yourself into that one Doodle
35:00 <Skirmish> At least you didn't ask for opinions on shoes. 
35:00 <Doodle> true
35:00 <Israeli> It's a mitsii
35:00 <Skirmish> I need to find some headphones. 
35:00 <Doodle> i need to find some head
35:00 <Skirmish> Can you seriously not find any action in your town? 
36:00 <couleurs> i need to fins some ones
36:00 <Israeli> I'll do you if you do me.
36:00 <couleurs> Typo!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <ooomp> Doodle doesn't trust anyone in his town
36:00 <couleurs> Skirmish: get some Beats by dre in RED to match your new kicks lel xD
36:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> You're close enough to Melbourne Doodle. Travel for some poon-tang. 
37:00 <simba> get sennheisers bro their the best brand (most stock in Jb Hi Fi)
37:00 <Doodle> cbf
37:00 <Doodle> my car will bottom out on the freeway
37:00 <ooomp> Train it
37:00 <Doodle> HAHAHA
37:00 <Doodle> public transport
37:00 <Doodle> no
37:00 <couleurs> hehe he said bottom out
37:00 <Skirmish> The Marley headphones I got Ethan for christmas are awesome but he left them at his grandparents house. 
37:00 <ooomp> I will come and pick you up, drive you to the strip clubs
37:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> you just want to see naked chicks
38:00 <ooomp> Correct
38:00 <ooomp> Humour me dammit
38:00 <Doodle> you dont need me for that
38:00 <simba> bob marley used marley headphones
38:00 <Skirmish> http://www.thehouseofmarley.com.au/headphones/over-ear-headphones/rise-up-over-ear-headphones-saddle.html   <---- Them ones. 
39:00 <ooomp> Oh come on
39:00 <ooomp> After that I want to go swinging 
39:00 <Doodle> at the park?
39:00 <Skirmish> Isn't it called dogging at the park?
39:00 <ooomp> You could say that
39:00 <Doodle> :/
39:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
39:00 <ooomp> Job done
40:00 <ooomp> Where's your pussy Doodle
40:00 <faux> Ethans nan is now using them to watch porn secretly
40:00 <Skirmish> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dogging
40:00 <Doodle> wherever i say he is i will be accused of being cruel to him so it doesnt matter where he is
40:00 <Skirmish> faux: Quite possibly. 
40:00 <Doodle> i know what dogging is dude lol
40:00 <Skirmish> Really? 
41:00 <Doodle> i was being naive and innocent
41:00 <ooomp> Of course it matters where he is
41:00 <Doodle> and it was working
41:00 <ooomp> That's cruel
41:00 <ooomp> Poor kitty
41:00 <Doodle> see
41:00 <Serenity> "ooooo, i went dogging lst night at the local car park. it was jolly good fun!"
41:00 <Serenity> ROFL who says that
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> w00f
42:00 <Skirmish> Girls in the UK? 
42:00 <Serenity> i learned something new today tho i didnt know what that was
42:00 <ooomp> Merry English women?
42:00 <Serenity> i was thinking more gay english men
42:00 <Serenity> but ok
42:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Does it feel weird to realise at some stage you've been dogging? 
42:00 <ooomp> But is that dogging
42:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever been dogging o.O
42:00 <ooomp> I thought there was another term for the gays
42:00 <Doodle> dicking?
43:00 <Skirmish> Just testing.
43:00 <ooomp> Quite possibly
43:00 <Doodle> no i was asking if you wanted one
43:00 <ooomp> Volunteering?
43:00 <Doodle> well i am a Doodle
43:00 <simba> docking?
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Serenity> would you two take it to pm youre making me feel ill
44:00 <Doodle> no, just to spite you
44:00 <ooomp> Doodle won't get part first 
44:00 <ooomp> His car will bottom out
44:00 <Doodle> i can get to geelong ok
44:00 <nate> Doodle wear those basketball shoes i like ;o
44:00 <Doodle> its the hwy to melb
44:00 <Doodle> lmao
44:00 <Serenity> id pay to see doodle naked except for basketball shoes
44:00 <Serenity> 4reel
44:00 <Doodle> whatttt
44:00 <Doodle> why
44:00 <Doodle> and how much
44:00 <Serenity> I think you mean why not
45:00 <Immortality> I love lamp.
45:00 <simba> start a crowdfunder Doodle
45:00 <simba> for signed portraits
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> good grief
46:00 <ooomp> Pozible.com/doodleportraits
46:00 <Doodle> dont make fun of my art
47:00 <simba> your achy breaky art?
47:00 <ooomp> Or what
48:00 <simba> ok that was bad
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> i liked it
48:00 <simba> im channeling theron bad 2day
48:00 <Doodle> or else, ooomp!
48:00 <ooomp> Or else what
48:00 <Doodle> i'll make idle threats over irc
49:00 <nate> ooodles of threats!
49:00 <ooomp> Meh
49:00 <couleurs> Melbourne Victory vs Sydney FC mate, go the Victory!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Doodle> yay
51:00 <simba> Santo Sam and Ed, previewing the game tonight? Beers at mine?
52:00 <couleurs> I'll bring the pies. 
52:00 <Doodle> i'll bring a copy of cannonball run to watch instead
53:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epRMpS5lk2I
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Naomi Elizabeth - God Sent Me Here To Rock You Views: 40,415 Uploader: Naomi Elizabeth Uploaded: Feb 3, 2011 Duration: 4m5s Rating: .0
53:00 <couleurs> diss mah jam
54:00 <Doodle> the fuck
55:00 <simba> guy sebastian - angels sent me here
55:00 <couleurs> told u
57:00 <couleurs> the danceing in the fileing room is amasing
57:00 <Zade> lol
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <couleurs> what a psychopath
57:00 <Doodle> ok close close close
57:00 <Doodle> thats enough
57:00 <couleurs> imagine her in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <couleurs> ;;;;)
58:00 <Doodle> she would be having a fit
58:00 <couleurs> epileptic 
59:00 <ooomp> I'm not wearing a top
59:00 <Doodle> woooo
59:00 <Doodle> pics
59:00 <ooomp> No
59:00 <Doodle> go on
59:00 <simba> put one on
59:00 <Doodle> not even a sideboob pic
02:00 <Doodle> underboob?
02:00 <ooomp> Not even a blurred one
02:00 <Doodle> fine
02:00 <Doodle> i will just have to google some and pretend
02:00 <ooomp> Excellent choice of
03:00 <ooomp> -of
03:00 <Doodle> http://img1.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2014/08/01/01-mammaries.w245.h368.2x.jpg
03:00 <ooomp> Not sure where I was going with that
05:00 <Doodle> https://secure.static.tumblr.com/979f14407b6baf332c3c78bfe860e931/fbvujiv/mz3nevtpd/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_6ogwnrsgrcsgcckc8sc44skc0_640.jpg
05:00 <g^style> she'd have back trouble
05:00 <partay> god bless Doodle
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> i didnt sneeze
06:00 <Dugnuts> g^style: thats like asking a stripper about her life, nobody wants to know about the reality of the situation man
06:00 <simba> kelly underboob
06:00 <Dugnuts> that takes all the fun out of it
07:00 <Doodle> http://media2.giphy.com/media/uhL7VCkLcuRtS/giphy.gif
12:00 <simba> cum stained angels
14:00 <partay> Doodle you should put this dash in your car... https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11218768_10153510182575348_1805801277631695523_n.jpg?oh=7a73bafe895a7dd9df48515c2f0ce489&oe=55CE096E
15:00 <Doodle> lol i'd rather have the koenigsegg it belongs in
15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Doodle ... just swap it over mate. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Easy job. Just a few bolts and swap a few wires over.
16:00 <partay> easy peasy
16:00 <Skirmish> Night everyone. Enjoy your evening. 
17:00 <Immortality> Feet.
37:00 <stebie> how do you feel?
37:00 <Liinda> oh except me
37:00 <Loof> except liinda
37:00 <Liinda> :P
37:00 <Liinda> hai loof
38:00 <Liinda> hair stebie
38:00 <Loof> hey lindanesss :)
38:00 <simba> i'm really feeling it
38:00 <Israeli> Yo, 2 things I love is Justin Beiba
38:00 <Israeli> And dat ass nigga
38:00 <stebie> bald Liinda
38:00 <Doodle> pics
39:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
39:00 <Israeli> I'll suck your toes dawg
39:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
39:00 <Israeli> And make you think I'm gay, but I aint gay.
39:00 <Liinda> what did you shave stebie o.O
39:00 <stebie> i was only responding to:
39:00 <stebie> <Liinda> hair stebie
39:00 <Liinda> Walrus!
39:00 <Doodle> :(
39:00 <Doodle> y u do dis
39:00 <Liinda> hehe
39:00 <stebie> pls
39:00 <stebie> Doodle pls
39:00 <Picard> Liinda hello
39:00 <couleurs> hope u don't get banned Liinda 
39:00 <Doodle> *boned
40:00 <Liinda> hai Picard
40:00 <stebie> lol
40:00 <Liinda> i have no idea what id do if i get banned...
40:00 <StrykerX> Fuckwit hour deluxe I see.
40:00 <Loof> crying helps
40:00 <Picard> how are u
40:00 <StrykerX> Oh hello Picard 
40:00 <boganlegend> picard is a dirty muzzo
40:00 <Picard> StrykerX
40:00 <Liinda> i might have to go ouside and do stuff
40:00 <Loof> damage people
40:00 <Picard> dont go alone
41:00 <Loof> go on a stabbing spree
41:00 <Liinda> oh yeh
41:00 <boganlegend> picard hows ya halal vegemite
41:00 <Liinda> has that vegemite cadbury come out yet?
41:00 <Loof> fucking what
41:00 <Loof> i'd rather eat lumeahs cunt
42:00 <stebie> lol Liinda, not yet i don't think
42:00 <Liinda> I wanna taste it
42:00 <stebie> gf told me about it the other day, apparently it's got caramel in it?
43:00 <Liinda> I reckong it would be good
43:00 <Liinda> theres no way cadbury would release it without them knowing ts good
43:00 <stebie> she doesn't want me to get her any, despite her liking vegemite and cadbury's
43:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah stebie
43:00 <Liinda> salted caramel maybe
43:00 <Israeli> Bragh, I wann=a go for a drive but I have been drinking. Such is life.
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I've been told it's mostly salted caramel with a little bit of vegemite
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> women and not wanting things
43:00 <Loof> i like them both.. seperate
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> then wanting things!
43:00 <stebie> TokenDaRing, oooh, i might like it then
43:00 <stebie> i have vegemite with a passion
44:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah it might not be too bad with the caramel
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you give a woman a good dick and she doesnt need anything else
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she has a perm smile
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and needs to get a wig cause you went all crazy and pulled her hair out.
44:00 <boganlegend> Breaded_Chicken you too busy sucking dick for a woman
44:00 <boganlegend> lool
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you all obsessed with me sucking dick dowg!
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I never said I liked it.
45:00 <boganlegend> loof you a muzzo?
45:00 <partay> Loof is a fat bogan like Picard
46:00 <Liinda> lol Breaded_Chicken are you on crack?
46:00 <L|x> yoooooooooooooo
46:00 <Breaded_Chicken> pcp crack CNN you pick a nigga asalama motherfucka
46:00 <psYbR> Loof ya poof
46:00 <psYbR> Doodle was just telling me how much he loves you and simba
47:00 <Loof> L|x!*@* added to ignore list.
47:00 <Liinda> salami?
47:00 <stebie> with Loof, you're gone in 60 seconds
47:00 <Israeli> The only crack on Breaded_Chicken's mind is yo ass nigga.
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <psYbR> will be in melbs weekend after next, im stoked. is PC Case Gear far from the city?
47:00 <simba> nopr
47:00 <psYbR> fuck you're a lively bunch. has big dog gone to bed already
47:00 <simba> its Close
47:00 <psYbR> simmmmmbaaaa
48:00 <L|x> lol
48:00 <boganlegend> loof sounds like a whiny muzzo
48:00 <Liinda> oh we have try hard trolls... nice.
48:00 <Liinda> bout time we got some fresh meat
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> LOL Israeli
48:00 <Israeli> I thought that worked quite nicely.
48:00 <boganlegend> you two should marry
48:00 <boganlegend> its love at irc sight
48:00 <Israeli> Liinda, I have used #Melbourne for roughly 3 years. I have changed my nick multiple times.
48:00 <Serenity> who or what is big dog
48:00 <psYbR> oh sweet, they have shitloads of stuff but somehow they've taken 5 weeks to replace my motherboard. Now they don't want to replace it. I'm thinking of going in there and just taking it
49:00 <Liinda> Israeli its not all about you.
49:00 <Israeli> Yes it is.
49:00 <Liinda> Not in my book
49:00 <Israeli> Just turn the page and see babe.
49:00 <Israeli> No need to be sassy with me.
49:00 <psYbR> big dog
49:00 <psYbR> you don't know big dog?
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hahahahahahahaha
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> !!!!!!!!!
50:00 <boganlegend> isreali you a dirty jew
50:00 <boganlegend> with a hook nose
50:00 <Israeli> You said jew
50:00 <L|x> lmao
50:00 <Israeli> That's a $20 fine.
51:00 <boganlegend> how you gonna make me pay jew?
51:00 <Israeli> All fines received go to the glorious state of Israel.
51:00 <Liinda> wow at $20 a fine, you'e going to make a killing
51:00 <Israeli> I'll get Tracy Grimshaw to do a 15 minute segment on you.
51:00 <boganlegend> she fell off a horse lol
51:00 <Liinda> Didnt she fall off a horse or soemthing
51:00 <Israeli> Where they'll slow footage of you walking to your car down
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <psYbR> channel 7. he waves goodbye and goodnight to the kids at 7pm
51:00 <simba> is he related to wags
52:00 <stebie> yes
52:00 <Israeli> And playing evil music
52:00 <stebie> she fell off her high horse
52:00 <stebie> figuratively and literally speaking
52:00 <Liinda> lol stebie
52:00 <Israeli> Yeah, she fell off her horse
52:00 <Israeli> I lol'd
52:00 <boganlegend> isreali they will show you sniffing animals bums
52:00 <Loof> she got ownt
52:00 <Liinda> you laughed you mean
53:00 <Israeli> It's Tracey Grimshaw, she's not people like us.
53:00 <Israeli> Just a reptile with a human skin suit.
53:00 <boganlegend> hey loof
53:00 <Liinda> lol'd is stupid.  doesn't even make sense
53:00 <stebie> it's lolling in the past tense
53:00 <stebie> ^_-
53:00 <stebie> *lol'ing
53:00 <Liinda> how old is she? she's been on tv for years. shed be close to 60 surel
53:00 <psYbR> probably
54:00 <Liinda> haha stebie
54:00 <Israeli> Rofl
54:00 <Israeli> Uncyclopedia has a good article on her.
54:00 <Dugnuts> 49
54:00 <Dugnuts> she just had a kid
54:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
55:00 <Israeli> Uncyclopedia has a good article on her.
55:00 <Israeli> Tracy Jane Grimshaw (born 3 June 1960) is an Australian newsreader who hosts a current affairs show called "A Current Affair" (ACA) that is shown on Australian television each weeknight at 7pm. She will host the half hour show from the Channel 9 studios, and bring you all the up to date information on the politicians she has sucked up to during the week, while wiping the herpes from her mouth from all the infested pussy she licks during the 
55:00 <Israeli> ad-breaks. Tracy has hosted ACA since god knows when, and more than 98% of Australia wish she would fuck off and die, but Tracy just wont go away, because she is so "butch", its hard for security to escort out someone who rolls her own tampons.
55:00 <Dugnuts> oh
55:00 <Dugnuts> 54?
55:00 <Dugnuts> thats sonia kruger who just had teh kid
55:00 <Liinda> lol
55:00 <stebie> you could have just offered the link...
55:00 <Israeli> I'll post the link too then
56:00 <stebie> no, the damage is done!!
56:00 <Israeli> There's some nice pictures of T-Dog
56:00 <Loof> ban
56:00 <Israeli> No, I insist. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tracy_Grimshaw
56:00 <Israeli> It's pretty excellent.
56:00 <Serenity> oh
57:00 <Liinda> dude
57:00 <Israeli> I'm female thanks.
57:00 <stebie> dudette...
57:00 <Israeli> Danke schon.
57:00 <stebie> ^_-
57:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh man
57:00 <Serenity> we have doopa dog here in WA
57:00 <Serenity> and fat cat
57:00 <Picard> evening
58:00 <Breaded_Chicken> some random said some funny shit then
58:00 <Breaded_Chicken> coughed up a beer
58:00 <Israeli> :)
58:00 <Breaded_Chicken> in game i mean hahahahaha
58:00 <Loof> wonder if i have more kranskys
58:00 <psYbR> morning Picard 
58:00 <Picard> its evening psYbR
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so THAT's where fat cat went!
58:00 <psYbR> captains log, stardate 5416273. I logged onto IRC, the same douchbags as usual were on telling me it's morning when clearly it's dark outside. End log.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Loof> i have hot dog buns and onions
59:00 <Loof> and some awesome mustard with da seeds
59:00 <Liinda> Was referencing to bill and ted... you reminded me of that movie
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> kranksys
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> LOL Israeli
59:00 <Israeli> Mm
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> that's code 
59:00 <Israeli> That is code
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> mmmm like me a nice kransky dowg!
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> chew that motha up!
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ;)
59:00 <Loof> hey psYbR :)
59:00 <Immortality> Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same? Will it make it easier on you know? You got someone to blame...
59:00 <Loof> gtfo Pigard
59:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Loof> Pigard is proof money can't buy respect
59:00 <Picard> loof, go die in a fire
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> pigtard
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Serenity> jeepers
59:00 <simba> why havent i read that before
59:00 <Serenity> fucking hostile
00:00 <Israeli> Get dat big bendy mansnag down my throat
00:00 <Loof> keanu has come so far
00:00 <Breaded_Chicken> hahahahaha
00:00 <boganlegend> loof hows things wid da missus?
00:00 <Immortality> Loof: g'day fucktard :)
00:00 <Picard> because its not what he typed
00:00 <simba> prob been too focused on his domehead
00:00 <psYbR> i thought it was quite a warm and fuzzy greeting for these two]
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Picard> <Loof> Pigard is proof money can't buy respect
00:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Pigard
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Piggie piggie
00:00 <simba> be quiet pigtard or ill get ShadowLurker onto u
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ pigtard
01:00 <stebie> wot
01:00 <Israeli> u wot m8
01:00 <Loof> i don't know...
01:00 <stebie> Loof confuses me sometimes
01:00 <stebie> Loof, how's wentworth?
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Picard> bite me
01:00 <Immortality> how is everyone tonight?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> alive
01:00 <Serenity> kate come and help me move next week?
01:00 <Picard> im awesome
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you write my essay
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and do my exam
01:00 <Serenity> ok deal
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> too easy
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm only just
01:00 <Serenity> im half packed tere isnt even much to do
02:00 <Loof> still waiting on the wife so i can watch ep 3
02:00 <stebie> sif wait
02:00 <Loof> ikr
02:00 <boganlegend> didnt the wife leave you loofy
02:00 <boganlegend> or you kicked her out bro
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did 10,000 steps today! *buffs nails*
02:00 <Serenity> i need to getme a step counter
02:00 <simba> did u go up the leaning tower of pizza
02:00 <psYbR> lol just asked a chick if she'd cam me. got an awesome response
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> on yo' phone. It's amazing
02:00 <psYbR> "nah I look like an extra on the walking dead right now"
02:00 <Immortality> ohhh ok typical Victorians.... AFL loving-snobs
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ psybr
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice, i'll use that one 
02:00 <Serenity> no ones talking about football..
03:00 <Loof> work to do back in 2 hours
03:00 <Israeli> I'm having trouble finding a cd to listen to tonight. Nothing is hitting home.
03:00 <boganlegend> cds mate
03:00 <boganlegend> its mp3 now get wid da times
03:00 <Israeli> WELL, ALBUM
03:00 <Immortality> "oh bring me my tight shortes - I wanna run around a field fumbling over a ball" ..
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Pigtard loves watching men run around in tight shorts
03:00 <simba> wat are u talkin about mate
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's so fucking cold here
03:00 <Immortality> TokenDaRing: so I've heard
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i could be possibly dying slowly
04:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
04:00 <couleurs> cool
04:00 <Immortality> katatonic_kate01: I'm in Cairns.. write to me when it's warm and comfortable.
04:00 <Serenity> here you go psYbR this is our goodnight song
04:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWrbwW8dvok
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Doopa Dog - "Wherever you are in WA, the stars come to say... " Views: 14,687 Uploader: WAtvPresentation Uploaded: Mar 17, 2010 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 3.88
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> doopa dog ! Lame!
04:00 <psYbR> hahaha
04:00 <psYbR> i'll play it every night Sez
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> prime possum 
04:00 <Serenity> he is not you shut your cunt
04:00 <psYbR> rofl
05:00 <Picard> anyone watching Stalker?
05:00 <Liinda> Loof made a movie
05:00 <Liinda> ?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <psYbR> 03>Searched for Big Dog, got this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BigDog Overview (Updated March 2010) Views: 5,409,261 Uploader: BostonDynamics Uploaded: Apr 22, 2010 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.77
05:00 <psYbR> I aint even mad
05:00 <Immortality> katatonic_kate01:  you are correct. I am a prime possum
05:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dHQDezlXPc
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
06:00 <Liinda> hehe
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <milk> is youtube ok mate?
06:00 <psYbR> LOLLLLL @ 35 seconds in
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm Kate moss
06:00 <Immortality> katatonic_kate01: nah
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
06:00 <Immortality> hahahah
06:00 <Immortality> katatonic_kate01: Kate Moss? is she the best you could come up with?!
06:00 <Serenity> wtf is that psYbR
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
07:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
07:00 <Israeli> Oh hell yes, this is good.
07:00 <Immortality> wow,,,
07:00 <milk> yesssss feel your anger
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> my brain does not work after a certain point
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's on auto mode at the moment
07:00 <psYbR> its big dog... but not quite as I remember him
07:00 <Immortality> katatonic_kate01: why's that? not enough bongs?
08:00 <TheRiddler> pls change your nick Israeli
08:00 <Israeli> School couldn't get me into heaven and heaven couldn't get me in a bitches bed.
08:00 <couleurs> Brb Every One
08:00 <Israeli> TheRiddler, Is there something wrong with my ethinicity?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't smoke pot
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not 15
08:00 <Immortality> <----old mate 20 questions over 'ere.. 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, tell me about it
08:00 <milk> good, feel your anger become hatred
08:00 <Immortality> ohhh.... pretty sure pot smokers aren't all 15.. (ps)
08:00 <simba> anyone who calls it smoking pot reveals theyre over 35 in that instant
08:00 <milk> yessss give in to your hate red
09:00 <Israeli> Riddle me that?!
09:00 <TheRiddler> there's something wrong with your lack of respect
09:00 <Israeli> For?
09:00 <Israeli> Lecture me, please.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, almost simba
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 34 this year :/
09:00 <milk> feel the power of the energy flow through you
09:00 <Immortality> hahahah
09:00 <Immortality> simba: I like it
09:00 <psYbR> nothin wrong with smokin the bongs
09:00 <Immortality> as in.. your comment.. I can't get my head around bongs/weed.. beers and ciggies all the way
10:00 <Israeli> It's the only way I can orgasm, please.
10:00 <Immortality> psYbR: i know this.
10:00 <milk> yessss good, let the hate red consume you
10:00 <milk> you do not yet know the power of the dark side of the force
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <simba> get ur head in the game
10:00 <simba> the pot game
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> where's your head at!
10:00 <Serenity> oh wow
11:00 <TheRiddler> I dont need to explain
11:00 <Immortality> the devil's lettuce hasn't consumed me.. I have access to it any day but just dont... a bit here n there is good though.
11:00 <Serenity> do only 15 year olds smoke weed?
11:00 <Immortality> Serenity: according to katatonic_kate01.. yes.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
11:00 <Immortality> hahahaha
11:00 <simba> ah yes gods poison will do me fine *sips his alcohol free of worry*
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was not 'according' to me at all
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said, i'm not 15
11:00 <Doodle> <- also not 15
12:00 <Israeli> Please, I'm edging.
12:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
12:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/veVpgZ3.gif
12:00 <Israeli> OH HOLY LOL
12:00 <couleurs> cool
12:00 <Israeli> At first I was liek
12:00 <Immortality> <--- also well above 15
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> <--- is awesome, deal with it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
12:00 <Maurice> <--- 20
12:00 <Doodle> fuck off 20
12:00 <psYbR> <----- well above 6ft
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> <--- 18 F DTF 
12:00 <Serenity> i just want a spliff
12:00 <Immortality> katatonic_kate01: well why that age then? 
12:00 <psYbR> <---- 12 f cali
12:00 <psYbR> do you like sex?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
12:00 <Maurice> I'll give you fuck off 20 in a minute
12:00 <Immortality> <== 8 f Thailand
12:00 <Serenity> maybe its the last time kate smoked weed
12:00 <psYbR> sex is the best ^.-
12:00 <Doodle> hot
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> because 15 is a teenager 
13:00 <Israeli> "wers mohammed"
13:00 <Israeli> Den I wuz liek " o der he is"
13:00 <couleurs> k
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK you lot are cunts
13:00 <simba> kate and i smoke weed
13:00 <simba> she just puts on a facade 
13:00 <Immortality> Serenity: true,, but she stereotyped ;)
13:00 <Picard> will i see any of you people on the new channel 9 show coming up "Life on the dole"
13:00 <TokenDaRing> just yourself Pigtard
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Serenity> most of the people here work so.. probably not
13:00 <simba> yea ur family tree bitch
13:00 <Immortality> simba.. omg she's a hypocrite also? shit....
14:00 <Immortality> too fucking funny...
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
14:00 <simba> yes
14:00 <simba> kate the hypocrite my standard nickname for her
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <couleurs> i'm weed
14:00 <Immortality> Picard: Struggle Street on SBS is more of a depiction..
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *buffs finger nails*
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> of your life immortality?
14:00 <Picard> most? lol
14:00 <Immortality> simba: are you serious//? hahahah
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought so
15:00 <simba> no :P
15:00 <simba> xD rofl bro jk with u
15:00 <Picard> Immortality i only saw a few minutes of it
15:00 <Serenity> yes most
15:00 <Serenity> this isnt early 200
15:00 <Immortality> hahaah sure..it's all out now...
15:00 <Serenity> 2000
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i smoke pot with b1 - SURPRISE  MOTHERFUCKERS 
15:00 <simba> lololol
15:00 <Picard> Serenity what do you do?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Serenity> KATE IS B1S MUM
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <Immortality> what do you mean 'of my life' 
15:00 <Immortality> ?
16:00 <Liinda> hai again couleurs
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> or
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCKING OR
16:00 <Picard> b1 ate his mother
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a TYPO
16:00 <Serenity> picard. we've had this convo. more than once. im not answering you again
16:00 <Serenity> im not on the dole. calm your grey pubes right the fuck down
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're going on ignore immortally, mostly because you're an annoying fuck
16:00 <Picard> most is a very broad comment
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Pigtard ate his family
16:00 <Serenity> no its not.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND i don't wanna have to read your text on y screen, BITCH
16:00 <Serenity> the majority of the people here work. some dont
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> MY
16:00 <Serenity> its not hard
16:00 <Picard> i think it is
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah bliss
16:00 <simba> Picard hasnt worked for over 6 years
17:00 <couleurs> :))))))
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard has to use a mobility scooter to get around
17:00 <Immortality> im on ignore?? i'm just having fun like the rest of you! hahaha that's seriously hilarious!!
17:00 <TokenDaRing> one of the heavy duty ones
17:00 <Picard> simba if you call the physical stuff out on site, yes i will admit i dont do much. i have minions for that
17:00 <psYbR> <Serenity> calm your grey pubes right the fuck down
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <psYbR> ROFL
17:00 <simba> stop talking about ur age of emipires game 
17:00 <psYbR> Serenity, you're a cunny funt
17:00 <Immortality> wtd??? hahhaahahha
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i just say, you all need to watch penny dreadful
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> season 2
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's simply amazing!
19:00 <Breaded_Chicken> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> no i wont
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… but it's good
20:00 <Immortality> funny as fuk.
20:00 <Picard> simba u follow afl?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> he follows dick
20:00 <Immortality> oh really fuckin nice
20:00 <simba> no i support PAFC
20:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un8FAjXWOBY
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Darth Vader Breathing 10 Hours Views: 962,470 Uploader: xxxCRAZYchannel Uploaded: Jun 17, 2012 Duration: 600m0s Rating: 4.63
21:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
21:00 <Picard> simba im trying to be serious here
21:00 <simba> u got a serious response what more do u want Melon Head
22:00 <Immortality> FYI for those who can 'relay' this to katatonic_kate01.. I had no intentions to 'annoy' her or 'give her thie shits' .. 
24:00 <stebie> Immortality, i would but i don't want to suffer the same fate
24:00 <stebie> ^_-
24:00 <Immortality> scardy cat... 
25:00 <Dugnuts> who cares?
25:00 <Dugnuts> jesus
25:00 <Immortality> hehe all good.. I don't
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: RIchmond are all pansies and wussies
25:00 <stebie> it's irc, it matters.
25:00 <Immortality> just shits me that I didn't have the intention to shit someone.. 
25:00 <stebie> irc4lyf
25:00 <Dugnuts> she is such a touchy bitch
25:00 <Immortality> stebie: IRC/facebook/real life. it's still connecting with human beings
25:00 <Dugnuts> its impossible to avoid mang
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day mew
26:00 <Mew> Heyy kakefarts
26:00 <Immortality> Dugnuts: i really dont care hey it just shits me because I didn't have that intention!
26:00 <Dugnuts> see my touchy comment above
26:00 <Immortality> lol
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I dick em down.
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> no Israeli NOOOO!!!
27:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I will eat his body, for nutrition. Startin' with that dick.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup mew?
28:00 <Mew> just watching shark tank m8
28:00 <Mew> u?
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you know those sharks
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> in the tanks on the walk in
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> those are televisions ey
29:00 <Mew> pls shh
29:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Breaded_Chicken, you ok man?
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> to think I'd listen to you Mew.
29:00 <partay> lol melon head
29:00 <partay> it's funny cos it's true
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yeah man I'm jovial as all shit bro.
30:00 <Mew> I can already tell you're in bipolar mode and I've been here for like 8 seconds lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY for bipolar
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I am not bipolar.
30:00 <Immortality> what is partay?
30:00 <partay> that Picard has a melon head 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> take yo' fucking meds and stop smoking pot
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> what you should have said was 'manic'
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Breaded_Chicken: yeah man, don't mix meds and pot
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not 1950 tho
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I don't have any pot.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> could have fooled me :/
31:00 <Mew> your brain is broken that's fo sho
31:00 <Immortality> ohhhh... good chat!
31:00 <simba> agreeable
31:00 <Immortality> ;) night all!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lo
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> l
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew get off my dick, it's 2015, grow that fat arse up and out a little more and raise your kid.
32:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't Mew live on KI?
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> get sick of your bullshit.
32:00 <Mew> there it is! 
32:00 <TokenDaRing> there's not exactly a lot of places to go out to on KI
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Think you're funny but you're the type of family that have been featured on SBS's Struggle Street.
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yeah well let a nigga be nice and happy
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and dont go out ur way to try to bring them down.
33:00 <Mew> so manic rite nao
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I like you, I really do.
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> meanwhile I have the cash to still go overseas etc, and you live poor and will always be poor
34:00 <Breaded_Chicken> now back to being manic.
35:00 <B1{MIA}> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
35:00 <Mew> you can't even buy a ps4 lol
35:00 <B1{MIA}> well, dont let us stop you
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Bastardly One please take off your foundation before you come in here you girl.
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Breaded_Chicken: calm down man
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol tokes im chill
35:00 <TokenDaRing> you seem really upset tonight
35:00 <Breaded_Chicken> just some fun
35:00 <B1{MIA}> you can't afford to live anywhere other than somewhere like Enfield for a start
36:00 <B1{MIA}> and hang out with pure trash
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> but I don't live in Enfield..
36:00 <Mew> remember when he was gonna go to Laos lmao
36:00 <B1{MIA}> sign of money fo sho
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> who do you know that I hang out with?
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lolol
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yer there was a plane crash
36:00 <Mew> aw
36:00 <B1{MIA}> sure there was
36:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you laugh at nothing, I laugh at facts and pull my dick and spit on it :P
36:00 <Mew> diddums
36:00 <B1{MIA}> that's why you've been here everyday since
36:00 <Serenity> o/
37:00 <stebie> you spit on your dick?
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> need to lube it
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> cmon
37:00 <TokenDaRing> why not just buy lube if you have so much money
37:00 <B1{MIA}> I'm just having a cig break from project cars
37:00 <B1{MIA}> stebeh get that shit on pee cee
37:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i got lube
37:00 <stebie> \m
37:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
37:00 <stebie>                      O:
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> projet cars
38:00 <Liinda> >.<
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> well spent.
38:00 <couleurs> FiFa
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> FYFAH
38:00 <B1{MIA}> these karts are fucking me off though
38:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you MIA dowg or not?
39:00 <B1{MIA}> get it the day of release and finally just had time to really play it
39:00 <Serenity> are you still playing that game
39:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah I am MIA
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I didn't see shit.
39:00 <B1{MIA}> I just looked in to laugh at you
39:00 <Serenity> have you got a piss bucket?
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Battlefield HARDLINE rules
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> thought it'd suck
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Israeli!
39:00 <B1{MIA}> Serenity, that's not all I've been doing
39:00 <B1{MIA}> I'm a busy Bastard
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> man, got trolled just b4 dowg
39:00 <Breaded_Chicken> almost broke my stiffy
40:00 <Israeli> not yo dick?!
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yea dowg!
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> dat dick!
40:00 <Serenity> i dont believe you!
40:00 <stebie> B1{MIA}, my main pc is offline, upgrading video card
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I was thinkin' I'd my dick in her mouf shut her up and toss her salad with my fist
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> but she's too young
40:00 <Breaded_Chicken> and I ain't that gay.
40:00 <Dugnuts> is that stebie opening up wide?
40:00 <stebie> no, never
40:00 <Serenity> its what stebies do best
41:00 <Israeli> LOL
41:00 <Israeli> You watch out muh nigga
41:00 <Breaded_Chicken> brb
41:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway, cig finished 
41:00 <Israeli> I'll get my whole crew over there with spatulas to slap dat ass
41:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ming ming sing lil ho ming ning ima suck that dick.
41:00 <simba> stebie wants the d
41:00 <stebie> :<
41:00 <simba> stebd
42:00 <Breaded_Chicken> thanks for tellin us
42:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paint it Black - Vietnam War Views: 17,985,887 Uploader: THEFUZZ5445 Uploaded: Nov 29, 2009 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.92
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I'm going to go cook, take a shit, have a shower, jerk off, blow my nose, go for a walk, put some lipstick on my dick and fuck some soft boiled eggs.
43:00 <TokenDaRing> cool fucking story
43:00 <TokenDaRing> call 13 11 14 and tell someone who cares
44:00 <Liinda> dont forget to spit Breaded_Chicken, don't want you to get cock burn
44:00 <Israeli> Cockburn is the worst.
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> jesus Token
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I was trolling b1
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> couleurs is the best!
46:00 <Mew> I just imagined him doing a huge sigh when reading that 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Breaded_Chicken: pliv is a horrible troll but he could even teach you a thing or two
46:00 <Liinda> <3 plivent he's the best troll
46:00 <simba> dude sick track
47:00 <Israeli> Has Tuftoy been on recently?
47:00 <Mew> I made a craigslist ad for him haha
47:00 <Liinda> boh
47:00 <Israeli> Tuftoy?
47:00 <partay> indeed
48:00 <Mew> Nah plivent
48:00 <Israeli> Ooer
48:00 <Mew> soz
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> man my mate has got me into this song hey linas
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> check it out
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> chicken it out 
48:00 <Mew> is there still a !seen thingy
48:00 <Liinda> lol
48:00 <Liinda> linke me
48:00 <Liinda> *link
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
48:00 <Breaded_Chicken> :P
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack Views: 219,888,808 Uploader: Wiz Khalifa Uploaded: Apr 7, 2015 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.93
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> cant wait to dl this movie
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> fast 7
49:00 <Israeli> dat mixtape fire dawwwg
49:00 <Liinda> oh yeh i know the song
49:00 <Mew> movies4lyf
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ah Mew quit it uh
49:00 <slower> a serious question, how common is it for a locum to give a penicilin injection for a high temparature?
49:00 <Liinda> they played thi song on the radio just after andrew chan and myran got shot.
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> go buy yourself a slab of VB and a condom so the next time Ben fucks you you don't get knocked up.
49:00 <Liinda> so now i think of that each time i hear this song
50:00 <Mew> pretty uncommon I think :S
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Breaded_Chicken: you seem really mad tonight
50:00 <slower> thanks i thought so
50:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe go have a nap
50:00 <Mew> Was the temp from an infection?
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> you asking if you can be my Nanny?
50:00 <Mew> that could be why
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Token.
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> :P
51:00 <Israeli> Now now.
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> How now brown cow
51:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli!!!
51:00 <Liinda> moo
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh Israeli
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> u seen the greatest montage of all time?
51:00 <Breaded_Chicken> one sec!!!!
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibtcRKN8x4
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Most Epic Railgun Montage of All Time Views: 215,132 Uploader: Neebs Gaming Uploaded: Dec 3, 2014 Duration: 5m31s Rating: 4.94
52:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Neebs rulz
52:00 <slower> i dont know, had lunch with mum, she complained of a headache, nursing home just rang, locum gave he the injection, she is allerigic to it, has been sent to hospital
52:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity you bish
53:00 <Israeli> Serentiy is a hater
53:00 <Mew> fucking hell slower :(
53:00 <Mew> hope she's alright
53:00 <DemonsRun> You start on her and I'll drive to your house just to slap your balls.
53:00 <Liinda> eek
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Israeli: whatsd your issue with Serenity?
53:00 <Picard> fucktard
53:00 <couleurs> yep U2 used 2 rok
54:00 <slower> just waiting to see if someone rings, i will be going to the nursing home , will have a few words to say
54:00 <Israeli> I DON'T HAVE AN ISSUE WITH SERENITY
54:00 <Israeli> Am I giving off bad vibes tonight
54:00 <DemonsRun> No, Israeli has an issue with himself :P
54:00 <DemonsRun> Anyhoo
54:00 <Israeli> I may do!
54:00 <DemonsRun> TokenDaRing!
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Israeli: yeah you are a bit
55:00 <TokenDaRing> hey DemonsRun!
55:00 <Serenity> ive literally typed 4 lines in here all day
55:00 <DemonsRun> Now 5.
55:00 <Serenity> not sure what vibe you're getting
55:00 <Serenity> also HAI DemonsRun
55:00 <Serenity> how was your soup
56:00 <DemonsRun> Bland as Fuck.
56:00 <Serenity> aww
56:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah :(
56:00 <Israeli> If it makes it any better
56:00 <DemonsRun> try again tomorrow probably.
56:00 <Serenity> i make the best p-soup
56:00 <Israeli> The lamb I slowsmoked was amazing.
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoP-kUlbmn0
56:00 <Israeli> Fell apart
56:00 <DemonsRun> Go
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Are You Afraid of the Dark? - JonTron (PART 1) Views: 2,504,859 Uploader: JonTronShow Uploaded: Oct 28, 2014 Duration: 10m43s Rating: 4.96
56:00 <DemonsRun> Fucj
56:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck*
56:00 <DemonsRun> Yourself.
56:00 <Israeli> Was so pink on the inside it reminded me of when I lost my virginity
57:00 <DemonsRun> Cunt.
57:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <Serenity> LOL
57:00 <Israeli> Rofl]
57:00 <DemonsRun> M9 you will pay for that 
57:00 <Israeli> Yeah, I'm sure I will bbgrl <3
58:00 <DemonsRun> Lol, incoming picture. 
59:00 <partay> couleurs go back to sleeep
59:00 <stebie> sleep = fifa
59:00 <partay> fifa=masturbating
00:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: come play with my boobs. Kthnx
00:00 <Serenity> yes maam
00:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck yes. 
00:00 <Serenity> im a good boob player
00:00 <stebie> sleep = masturbating
00:00 <couleurs> masturbating = masturbating 
01:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli: check fb massages
01:00 <DemonsRun>  I know you are ;)
01:00 <Israeli> Okies :
01:00 <Breaded_Chicken> word
01:00 <Israeli> My heart just melted.
01:00 <DemonsRun> I want him.
05:00 <DemonsRun> "People die at the fair"
06:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I see this video of this chick then, on fb, uno how it just plays if you use Torch browser
06:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I thought she was preggers
06:00 <Breaded_Chicken> turned out it was just her butt.
06:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lel
06:00 <milk> ||
06:00 <milk> oo
07:00 <DemonsRun> Uhm
11:00 <couleurs> Mitsubichi!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Israeli> "So what do you dipshits do all day?"
13:00 <Israeli> "we jerk each other off!"
13:00 <Israeli> "We're fags!!"
14:00 <partay> then i aimed for Maurice's nose stud 
14:00 <Dugnuts> i hope you didnt accidentally get her in the eye
15:00 <Liinda> I wish i had a penis
15:00 <partay> im well practised. Target acquired
16:00 <TheRiddler> hot
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <DemonsRun> I'd drop the soap on purpose.
16:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <Israeli> LOL
16:00 <Serenity> if watch DemonsRun wank off for days
16:00 <Serenity> id*
16:00 <DemonsRun> I cant get it out of my head Israeli 
16:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: just do it for me, I'll do you.
16:00 <Picard> also you are a fuckhead 
17:00 <Breaded_Chicken> LOL Israeli
17:00 <partay> hahahha
17:00 <partay> awwww poor picard 
17:00 <Serenity> if it makes you feel better id totes fuck your head
17:00 <partay> there there 
17:00 <partay> and id let you fuck it 
17:00 <Serenity> haha
20:00 <Dugnuts> you wanna be skullfucked huh
20:00 <Dugnuts> classy
20:00 <Serenity> partay is a fucken classy lady ok
21:00 <Dugnuts> what now
21:00 <Dugnuts> partay is a lady?
21:00 <Dugnuts> then what the hell was she aiming at Maurice's face?
21:00 <Serenity> for the right price he is
21:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
21:00 <Dugnuts> ok
21:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
21:00 <Dugnuts> i cant keep up around here
22:00 <DemonsRun> The Fuck you sighing about?
22:00 <milk> just.... nothing
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> might be time to go then?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and never return? 
23:00 <Israeli> you open your mouth like that again milk and Ill ram my cock in it
23:00 <DemonsRun> Attentionseeker
23:00 <slinky_J> Breaded_Chicken ya cunt
23:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
23:00 <Israeli> aint nothin gay bout that
23:00 <slinky_J> I'ma suck that dick
23:00 <DemonsRun> If I say I aint gay then I aint gay
23:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10155577597165112/
23:00 <Dugnuts> oh look who has crawled out of the woodwork
23:00 <Serenity> doodle?
23:00 <Doodle> oh would you look at that
24:00 <slinky_J> LOLOLOL DemonsRun
24:00 <milk> homosexuality is illegal
24:00 <Breaded_Chicken> My favourite gun is the P
24:00 <Breaded_Chicken> E
24:00 <Breaded_Chicken> NIS
24:00 <Israeli> LOL
24:00 <partay> lol
25:00 <DemonsRun> Breaded_Chicken: will you be my boyfriend?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Nigga you Dont say that shit to a straight guy
25:00 <milk> is it gay to be arse raped?
26:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
27:00 <HiGear> ...
27:00 <milk> cos when a real man pumps your arse so full of cum that you beg for more...
27:00 <Israeli> I'll suck your toes dawg
27:00 <Israeli> And make you think I aint gay
27:00 <Serenity> rofll
28:00 <DemonsRun> Dont talk to yo mom like dat kid
28:00 <Liinda> Goodnight all xoxox
28:00 <Zade> missing you already Liinda
28:00 <Mew> night lindt bunny 
29:00 <Liinda> hehe night
29:00 <Mew> Zade turning it on full blast
29:00 <DemonsRun> Kiss ass
29:00 <Mew> get the ladies gushing
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I got a music for ya Israeli
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ;)
29:00 <Zade> lol
29:00 <Israeli> Oh baby
29:00 <Israeli> better be a real fire mixtape
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cage I Never Knew You Views: 137,247 Uploader: Definitive Jux Uploaded: May 29, 2009 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.75
29:00 <Mew> are you heaps excited Israeli
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> xD ;)
29:00 <Israeli> CAGE
29:00 <Israeli> <3
29:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Mew get a hobby
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I ain't your hobby farm bitch.
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> <3
30:00 <DemonsRun> So gay
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> DemonsRun is this cage song gay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaSSbhe6iM
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cage -Agent Orange Views: 504,483 Uploader: OneTrueHipHopMedia Uploaded: Sep 5, 2009 Duration: 5m12s Rating: 4.83
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> horrorcore!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Israeli> I instantly forgot all my plans and started to follow heerr
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> XD
30:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ahaha
31:00 <Loof> what a cocksampler
31:00 <DemonsRun> watching tv not clicking.
31:00 <DemonsRun> Oh and kissing Israeli's ass
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> :P
31:00 <Israeli> I'll click you ;)
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ahahahaha
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> dayum
31:00 <DemonsRun> God I hope you do bb
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> some sex that dont include guy dick suckin goin on
31:00 <Israeli> *click click
31:00 <Breaded_Chicken> why don't I follow 
32:00 <DemonsRun>  Geez.
32:00 <Breaded_Chicken> exhibitionism!
32:00 <DemonsRun> He's onto us Israeli 
32:00 <Israeli> FUK
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> It's okay I can wipe my memory with this dick in my ear
33:00 <Breaded_Chicken> both ears 2 be safe.
33:00 <DemonsRun> Nose too.
33:00 <Israeli> Aint nothing gay about dat
33:00 <Israeli> Cock in nose.
33:00 <DemonsRun> Choke a bitch
34:00 <Israeli> Reminds me of a video I wanted to show you DemonsRun.
34:00 <DemonsRun> Oh gawd
34:00 <Israeli> WHY OH GAWD
35:00 <DemonsRun> After today's vids...
35:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/zhf1pIl007o
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Can you tell the time? Views: 110,056 Uploader: irish332 Uploaded: May 9, 2015 Duration: 0m30s Rating: 4.86
35:00 <Israeli> Breaded_Chicken, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvyE1SCr0U
35:00 <Israeli> DemonsRun, Completely different type of vid.
35:00 <partay> Doodle have you organised the orgy yet... you only had one job to do 
36:00 <DemonsRun> Id hope so.
37:00 <Israeli> :3
43:00 <Breaded_Chicken> lol cock in nose
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> snort that shit dowg
44:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I get down in the nook of my homeys ass dowg.
45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> so much sexual energy floating about
46:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I gotta capture this, put it into a plastic bag and huff that shit in!
47:00 <simba> klownz
48:00 <Israeli> Lots of shrekshual energy
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7_cwQS5eE
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Velvet Acid Christ- Phucking Phreak Views: 260,866 Uploader: fatjesuscult Uploaded: May 19, 2007 Duration: 7m46s Rating: 4.88
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> dunno if u like VAC
49:00 <Israeli> This is fucking weird
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i love this track cause it samples SE7EN
49:00 <Israeli> Because I'm listening to VAC at the moment
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> NICE
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Slut?
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> huhu
49:00 <Israeli> Bend the sky.
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> i only got 2 albums
49:00 <Israeli> I have all his music.
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> my physical copies i had to get from america lol
49:00 <Breaded_Chicken> nice
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> im tryina to figure on a movie to watch eh
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> u like BUSH?
50:00 <Israeli> BUSH?
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> greedy fly is my fav of theirs
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> yer grunge
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> from 90s
50:00 <Israeli> Link
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> kk
50:00 <Israeli> kkk
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtX8QVve2yg
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bush~ Greedy Fly Views: 276,371 Uploader: MaidenVenus101 Uploaded: Apr 1, 2010 Duration: 4m30s Rating: 4.91
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> KKK
50:00 <Breaded_Chicken> cig
55:00 <Israeli> Breaded_Chicken, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UX-rXVPXM4
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SOLARIS - Generation Suicide (harsh terror ebm) Views: 223 Uploader: SOL ARIS Uploaded: Oct 21, 2014 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.37
55:00 <simba> me https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/16904_847559395302936_2641040217527314197_n.jpg?oh=90160d561f3f0aca3fd18e448f6edbfd&oe=560746D3&__gda__=1440157068_b535109b1949c93068e9115184138b8f
56:00 <Maurice> What a milf
58:00 <Breaded_Chicken> clicking
58:00 <Breaded_Chicken> n puttin on xbox <3
58:00 <simba> reach out and touch face
59:00 <Breaded_Chicken> done lol
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