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01:00 <couleurs> i closed my tumblr tab by accident and forgot to open it for 2 days so now i'm scrolling back 58 pages worth of stuff 
03:00 <couleurs> u jelly?
05:00 <cJ_Lethal> Hi alll!
05:00 <loltech> heya
06:00 <cJ_Lethal> hi loltech
08:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:00 <loltech> how's tricks?
09:00 <cJ_Lethal> BORED
09:00 <British^Meat> #tombraiderps4
10:00 <poofterchook> nice
23:00 <loltech> http://i.imgur.com/eekEotA.gifv
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wide awake. :-/
26:00 <loltech> oh dear
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmm
29:00 <poofterchook> well well midnight
29:00 <poofterchook> oooeer super spooky
29:00 <cJ_Lethal> zzzzzzzzz
30:00 <cJ_Lethal> wwaazzzzup superfunhappyslide
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was tired before, now not
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gonna be a busy day at work
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Etc etc
32:00 <cJ_Lethal> ohhkay
32:00 <poofterchook> im workin my ass off on this couch atm
32:00 <poofterchook> taserin cops BOOYAH
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
32:00 <cJ_Lethal> lol
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nice
33:00 <cJ_Lethal> i was on counter but got sickof hacks
33:00 <poofterchook> ye battlefield Hardline
34:00 <poofterchook> playin on Veteran n its still too easy :/
34:00 <poofterchook> cant wait to get back on bf4 tomoz WOO fk u microsoft online gaming should be FREE!
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bf4??
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Clearly I need to get into comp games
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
38:00 <poofterchook> bed time
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
39:00 <poofterchook> nite
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Take 2
39:00 <cJ_Lethal> night poofterchook
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ciao
57:00 <warrior1> hey fkers
00:00 <warrior1> :)
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
02:00 <loltech> heya
06:00 <TheRiddler> I was walking back from a friends and I had my hood up
07:00 <TheRiddler> then a cop car went passed me and stopped about 20ms behind and turned on their lights
07:00 <cJ_Lethal> ?
07:00 <TheRiddler> probably wanted to see if I would run
07:00 <cJ_Lethal> they do the same here in brisvegas
08:00 <TheRiddler> and checking their database for someone matching my description
08:00 <TheRiddler> hoodie, skate shoes, cargo pants
09:00 <TheRiddler> probably 90% of the database
09:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <TheRiddler> hai superfunhappyslide
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey TheRiddler
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> How's you
14:00 <TheRiddler> goo
14:00 <TheRiddler> d
14:00 <TheRiddler> you?
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Eh
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Meant to be up at 5
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can't sleep
14:00 <TheRiddler> where do you live?
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's 11 here
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Caroline springs
15:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
15:00 <TheRiddler> cool
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> 1:15am
15:00 <TheRiddler> do you go for a footy team!?
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where are you at
15:00 <TheRiddler> albany
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Naw not keen on footy
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wha? Serious?
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Albany?!
16:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Since when
16:00 <TheRiddler> forever
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> albany wa not albany newyork :p
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I guessed that lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> I used to live in melton for a few months
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah ok
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not far from here
18:00 <TheRiddler> that place is just iffy
18:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> 20 min
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not much has changed :)
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Still iffy
19:00 <TheRiddler> yes
19:00 <TheRiddler> caroline springs looks cool
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's ok
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Getting iffy
19:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it's full of new buildings
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was great abt 5 years ago
19:00 <TheRiddler> because of the gangs?
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Break ins
20:00 <TheRiddler> yeah that's about when I was in melton
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dog thefts
20:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's getting like that here
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Used to be fancy lol
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well fancy ish
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Area is pretty
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Just lots of bored teens around
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too young for clubs too old to sit at home
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> I sound old saying that
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
22:00 <TheRiddler> hehe
22:00 <TheRiddler> how old are you?
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> 36
23:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Old  lol
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yew
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> I'm 31
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
23:00 <Bonny> I'm old and crusty
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> What I would give to be 31 again
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> 25 was good
24:00 <Bonny> you guys are young pups hehe
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'd do that again
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha lol
24:00 <Bonny> I don't need botox
25:00 <Bonny> I don't look my age
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> I didn't mean for you
25:00 <Bonny> oh lol
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
25:00 <Bonny> TheRiddler has gone quiet lol
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't look my age either but Botox will help lol
25:00 <Bonny> I guess you guys were having a moment lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe he's looking up Botox too
25:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching daredevil atm
26:00 <Bonny> ah ok lol
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sure..
26:00 <TheRiddler> the series
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> :)
26:00 <TheRiddler> not the meh movie
26:00 <Bonny> bbs
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> With what's his name
26:00 <TheRiddler> I keep wondering if there'd be any cameos
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sure
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe
26:00 <TheRiddler> ben afleck?
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> What season you watching
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh I had that other guy
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> In my head
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ghost rider
27:00 <TheRiddler> nick cage
27:00 <TheRiddler> nic*
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
28:00 <TheRiddler> they were awful
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> "Casey I bought you a dawwll"
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol con air
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> That was good
28:00 <TheRiddler> that's a good 1
28:00 <TheRiddler> yes
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Face off
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok
30:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sword fish
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Moved on from Nic now
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol I was about to say
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm all over the shop
32:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't really thought much of sword fish
32:00 <TheRiddler> I can never remember most of it
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> It was ok
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wait
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Which one was with Halle berry
32:00 <TheRiddler> except the blow job scene n helle berry topless
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> *halle
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> That one lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> She's so hot
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stunning woman
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> I dont mind her
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> I need to sleep
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> I drank tea before
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Peeing like a racehorse now lol
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ffs
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
35:00 <TheRiddler> that's probably why
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> I dunno
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gonna go try lie down again
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Take 3
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Night x
38:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's fwisks back story
39:00 <TheRiddler> *Fisk's
42:00 <Maurice> fawks fawks fawks
08:00 <TheRiddler> wb
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Thanks
08:00 <TheRiddler> gave up?
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not happening
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Keep rolling around
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Swapping to the cool side of the pillow
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too much coffee this arvo
09:00 <TheRiddler> window open?
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was tired
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nah
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's like 11 here
09:00 <TheRiddler> or is it cold out
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Freezing
09:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmm
09:00 <TheRiddler> try sleeping on the couch
09:00 <TheRiddler> if you have 1 lol
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Tried that
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can hear dog snoring
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Annoying me
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Husband snoring in bed
10:00 <TheRiddler> kick him to the bed lol
10:00 <MsJellybean> Ohh poor baby ;)
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Also annoying me
10:00 <TheRiddler> with the husband
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Thanks jelly
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> If have to lift him on the bed
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dog not husband
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> He can't jump
10:00 <TheRiddler> damn
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fatty
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> & top heavy
11:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like you're screwed
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mm hmm
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can sleep in car maybe
11:00 <TheRiddler> kick the hubby to the couch then :p
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Haha
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh right
11:00 <TheRiddler> fuck that if it's cold
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not gonna sleep in car lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> is your car outside or in a garage
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh in garage
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> But I have cats
11:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're in garage too
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> So if I open the door
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Meow meow meow meow
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> damn
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Feed us meow
12:00 <MsJellybean> Sing you a lullaby?  Lol
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> screwed
12:00 <TheRiddler> breathing exercises?
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur
12:00 <TheRiddler> counting sheep
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sheep lol
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> How cute are sheep
12:00 <MsJellybean> Purr purr purr lol
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Love Sheldon
13:00 <MsJellybean> Totally
14:00 <TheRiddler> I made a parody of that because ppl were talking about dicks here earlie
14:00 <TheRiddler> r
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Doodle was
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> And something about a walrus with tuck shop lady arms
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> I dunno lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> 8[20:00] <TheRiddler>  soft dick warm dick long tube of flesh happy dick sleepy dick spurt spurt spurt
15:00 <TheRiddler> :P
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Holy cow
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have no idea what that says
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's bright yellow
16:00 <TheRiddler> oops
16:00 <TheRiddler> [20:00] <TheRiddler>  soft dick warm dick long tube of flesh happy dick sleepy dick spurt spurt spurt
16:00 <TheRiddler> better
16:00 <TheRiddler> ?
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh Gawd lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> I couldn't make it rhyme :(
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> What rhymes with flesh
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mesh
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gesh
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lesh
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Besh
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh ok nothing except mesh lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> what rhymes with spurt more like
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Flirt
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Shirt
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hurt
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Soft dicky warm dicky little fleshy tube.. Sleepy dicky squirty dicky, all on your boob
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm tired that's the best I can do
20:00 <MsJellybean> Still a good effort lol
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> MsJellybean:  you need to crack my back again
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like all of it
22:00 <MsJellybean> At breakfast tomorrow remind me
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Are ppl sleeping with computers on
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or hiding
23:00 <MsJellybean> Scared them off lol
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or a little from column a and a little from column b
25:00 <TheRiddler> probably do sleep with their computers on
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> I see
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> I wouldn't trust my comp on
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'd get pwnd
26:00 <MsJellybean> dont want to miss the exciting conversations that happen at 2.30am lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> yep
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Abt weather and comps etc etc
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> So
27:00 <MsJellybean> Plus these days here stories of web cams getting hacked
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
28:00 <TheRiddler> computers can heat rooms
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> There was convo abt paltalk in Syd before
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> That'd be weird
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hearing ppl
29:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yelling over the top of each other
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Etc
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> If that's how it works
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol no idea
30:00 <MsJellybean> Yeah that's how it works
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too old for that lol
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh really?
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like being in room with everyone
30:00 <MsJellybean> Yeah but can also type
30:00 <MsJellybean> Don't have to speak
30:00 <MsJellybean> But a lot do
31:00 <poofterchook> poh ffs
31:00 <poofterchook> almost 2 hrs sleep sigh
31:00 <poofterchook> lol
31:00 <MsJellybean> Woohoo going for the record lol
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> poofterchook:
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Question
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Shouldn't it be poogter rooster
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Poofter sorry
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid phone
33:00 <MsJellybean> Stoopid fingers lol
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> HEY
34:00 <poofterchook> no
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid iPhone that's in eBay
34:00 <poofterchook> urban dictionary poofterchook :P
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can't eBay fingers
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh ok
35:00 <MsJellybean> Haha
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Have to check
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> My eye is being all gay
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> And watering
37:00 <MsJellybean> Falling to bits lol
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Indeed
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Need a service lol
39:00 <MsJellybean> Dont look at me if your pipes need cleaning lol
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cleaning lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of pipes? :p
42:00 <MsJellybean> Plastic?
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha.
42:00 <MsJellybean> Glass?
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Organ pipes
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm a part time church organist
42:00 <poofterchook> wonder if i downloaded that johnny dep movie
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Which
43:00 <poofterchook> the new one
43:00 <poofterchook> silly one
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> New Jason statham movie
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> With Melissa McCarthy
43:00 <poofterchook> oh i did
43:00 <poofterchook> i like her
43:00 <poofterchook> she has range
43:00 <poofterchook> but has chosen comedy over drama
44:00 <poofterchook> wat te fuck is this Absolution movie
44:00 <poofterchook> aha
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> I dunno
45:00 <poofterchook> mordecai is the other one
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have no idea
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> So
47:00 <TheRiddler> a weird movie is predestination
47:00 <poofterchook> i pulled ace of hearts from the deck, today will be a good day
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> I loved inception
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's about time travel and the age old question about can you fuck yourself
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh interesting
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> One must firstly define fucking oneself
49:00 <poofterchook> lol
49:00 <poofterchook> i cant figure out how to use extratorrent like my mate showed me
49:00 <poofterchook> i was kinda high at the time
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fbi are watching
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Careful
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> everyone uses kickass.to
50:00 <TheRiddler> and utorrent
50:00 <TheRiddler> I think
51:00 <MsJellybean> Allegedly lol
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Someone who isn't me
52:00 <poofterchook> oh ye kickass
52:00 <poofterchook> for some reason YTs wont load anymore
53:00 <poofterchook> ever since i let Norton protect Torch broswer
53:00 <poofterchook> dasihdooasd
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> I see..,
53:00 <Maurice> (00:43:25) (superfunhappyslide): New Jason statham movie
53:00 <Maurice> (00:43:34) (superfunhappyslide): With Melissa McCarthy
53:00 <Maurice> I so want to see this
53:00 <Maurice> Spy
54:00 <poofterchook> hahaha Absolution has steven segal
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Spy!!!!!
55:00 <Maurice> He's so nom
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Looks great!
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Baaaad.
55:00 <poofterchook> oh cool vinnie jones
56:00 <poofterchook> oh fk me this movie is some merc arab bullshit.
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dirka dirka
02:00 <poofterchook> haha
02:00 <poofterchook> mordecai started out alright
07:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> Night c
08:00 <poofterchook> nite
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gonna try sleep
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Night
17:00 <poofterchook> sigh!
55:00 <slinky_J> nom nom sausage roll NOM!
06:00 <fawks> Go to sleep
07:00 <slinky_J> i cant
07:00 <slinky_J> after 2 hrs i woke up :(
07:00 <slinky_J> why arent you asleep
07:00 <fawks> I slept
07:00 <slinky_J> u cute little insomniac!
07:00 <fawks> 6 hours 
07:00 <slinky_J> \lies
07:00 <fawks> Just woke up
07:00 <slinky_J> lucky :P
07:00 <slinky_J> i have shopping to do at 6:30 
07:00 <fawks> I'm up at 6 am everyday but woke early today 
07:00 <fawks> So I'm just rugged up in bed
08:00 <fawks> 7 degrees here mmm
08:00 <slinky_J> aw true
08:00 <slinky_J> yeah was rainy as on my way back from the servo :P
08:00 <fawks> love cold weather 
08:00 <slinky_J> sames
08:00 <fawks> Summer can suck it
10:00 <slinky_J> mmm im a winter baby
10:00 <slinky_J> :P
11:00 <slinky_J> gotta buy mum bday/mothers day gift today, her bday is tomoz
11:00 <slinky_J> but this time i dont know what so im just going to get her to choose some shit on the spot HA HA HA
11:00 <fawks> lol
11:00 <fawks> I got mine a voucher for a pedicure 
11:00 <slinky_J> last time i bought her a flower arrangement and a silver photo frame
11:00 <slinky_J> kewl
12:00 <slinky_J> yer mums arent that picky
12:00 <fawks> My mum always says she doesn't want shit
12:00 <fawks> But I feel bad
12:00 <fawks> She does so much 
13:00 <fawks> She likes wine so for her birthday I got her this huge wine glass engraved with MUM and a love heart and happy birthday lol
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah same
13:00 <slinky_J> oh way sweeeet
13:00 <slinky_J> my mum likes wine too
13:00 <slinky_J> that's a cool gift
14:00 <fawks> They fucked up the size and sent her the smaller one so I rang up and nd they sent her the bigger one as well
14:00 <fawks> So she has 2 now
14:00 <fawks> Lol
14:00 <fawks> Should do it for your mum
14:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!
14:00 <fawks> It was like $20
14:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:00 <slinky_J> sweet!
14:00 <slinky_J> and like some dvd thing
14:00 <fawks> oui
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <fawks> Or a bottle of wine
16:00 <slinky_J> mmm
16:00 <slinky_J> I'll ask when I see her, gotta pay her rent around 2pm
17:00 <fawks> My mum won't even be in syd for mothers day
18:00 <fawks> Wahh
18:00 <slinky_J> ow!
18:00 <slinky_J> so you live there all by urself without family?
18:00 <slinky_J> or she's just on hols or somethin
18:00 <fawks> I have family in syd
18:00 <fawks> But mum lives in tassie
19:00 <fawks> I love alone though 
19:00 <fawks> Live*
21:00 <slinky_J> oh ok
21:00 <slinky_J> mmm tas :D
23:00 <fawks> Lol
23:00 <fawks> She has the most beautiful view from her backyard
23:00 <fawks> It overlooks a river and the mountains 
25:00 <slinky_J> no WAY
25:00 <slinky_J> daaammmnn she must have earnt that view.
25:00 <slinky_J> :(
25:00 <slinky_J> thas ma dream
25:00 <slinky_J> and a log house :P
25:00 <fawks> Yeah her and her hubby work hard
26:00 <fawks> They deserve it
27:00 <slinky_J> yup
27:00 <fawks> They just bought another place here too like an hour or so from syd it's amaze
27:00 <fawks> Their pool is bigger than my whole unit
27:00 <fawks> Lol
27:00 <fawks> :'(
27:00 <slinky_J> oh ma gosh
27:00 <slinky_J> river, mountains, and pool!
27:00 <fawks> I read somewhere that french castles are cheaper than properties in syd
27:00 <fawks> Ridic
28:00 <fawks> Idk if it was specifically syd or australia
28:00 <fawks> Lemme try find
29:00 <fawks> http://www.therealestateconversation.com.au/2015/04/10/french-castles-cheaper-than-sydney-flats/1428660000
29:00 <fawks> Lol
29:00 <fawks> I wanna move to France 
29:00 <slinky_J> oer france
30:00 <slinky_J> ye
30:00 <slinky_J> going there nxt yr about this time
30:00 <slinky_J> mum changed her mind about italy then from rome to ireland
30:00 <slinky_J> so since shes retiring we can spend a month in wales but instead of italy go ireland wales england france belgium
30:00 <slinky_J> she wants to see Brugges lol
31:00 <fawks> Mmm France 
31:00 <fawks> Eat cheese for me
31:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
31:00 <slinky_J> word
31:00 <slinky_J> rural france would be dope
31:00 <fawks> I would overdose on cheese 
31:00 <slinky_J> she wants to see paris
31:00 <fawks> If I ever went to france
31:00 <slinky_J> i love you
31:00 <fawks> Huh
31:00 <slinky_J> cheese is my chocolate DAMMIT
31:00 <fawks> Oh
31:00 <fawks> Lol
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
32:00 <fawks> Have you had fried camembert 
32:00 <fawks> Literally the best thing I have ever eaten 
32:00 <fawks> It's like a crispy crumby outside with a warm gooey inside
32:00 <fawks> Hnnngggg
33:00 <slinky_J> i'm not sure
33:00 <slinky_J> probably
33:00 <slinky_J> i had a portugese tart for the first time the other night ahah
33:00 <fawks> What's in that
33:00 <slinky_J> well the pastry was nice and thin and layered but id have to look it up to know
34:00 <fawks> Ah k
34:00 <fawks> Is it sweet or savoury
34:00 <slinky_J> both but more savory
35:00 <slinky_J> was a nice custard in the middle
35:00 <fawks> Yeah I just googled
35:00 <fawks> It's a Portuguese custard tart
35:00 <fawks> Yummm
35:00 <fawks>  I haven't had anything sugary since November 
35:00 <fawks> No  chocolate nada
36:00 <fawks> I made some homemade potato chips the other day 
36:00 <fawks> They rocked
36:00 <slinky_J> good going!
36:00 <slinky_J> and man I wouldnt even try that I'd mess them up
37:00 <fawks> You cant
37:00 <fawks> It's so easy
37:00 <fawks> You literally do it in the microwave
37:00 <slinky_J> no microwave ;)
38:00 <fawks> Lol
38:00 <fawks> I'm sure you can bake them to9
38:00 <slinky_J> yeah im a good baker ahah
38:00 <fawks> Ok I'm gonna go and watch some teevs  with me blanket before rolling out of bed
39:00 <fawks> Enjoy your day
39:00 <slinky_J> that's cool
39:00 <slinky_J> you too :P :P ^-^
41:00 <slinky_J> oh btw fawks Mordecai is funny :P
41:00 <slinky_J> the new jonny depp moveh
33:00 <slinky_J> fuck yea coles had xbox live gold cards mwahahaha!! fk u post offish :P
37:00 <slinky_J> what a wonderful day for pie
37:00 <slinky_J> I DICK EM DOWN.
09:00 <slinky_J> 83.25 left on my bfine WOO
15:00 <fawks> Brrrrr
15:00 <fawks> It's like ice outside 
20:00 <stebie> illbfine
20:00 <slinky_J> woooooo
20:00 <slinky_J> fawks
20:00 <slinky_J> fines department let me not pay this ftnite n pay the remainder next so i can buy mum lotsa stuff
21:00 <slinky_J> gonna check out smokemart n chemist for a joke gift like u said ;)
23:00 <fawks> Huh
23:00 <fawks> I didn't say joke gift 
23:00 <fawks> Lol
23:00 <slinky_J> oh
23:00 <slinky_J> fun gift?
23:00 <slinky_J> uno what ah meanz
23:00 <fawks> No i said get the wine glass
24:00 <slinky_J> she does have those :/
24:00 <fawks> Engraved? 
25:00 <slinky_J> no
25:00 <slinky_J> i dont think she'd like that tho
25:00 <slinky_J> because she has a lot of expensive crystal n shit
26:00 <fawks> She's your mum shed like it if you gave her a rock
26:00 <fawks> Lol
26:00 <slinky_J> LOL ^5
26:00 <slinky_J> ehehehe
28:00 <slinky_J> lovin this Mordecai movie ehehehehe
28:00 <slinky_J> be funnier with some alcohol ;)
53:00 <PsYbR> Morning
04:00 <milk> hey
09:00 <fawks> http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/costume-and-culture/gallery/2015/may/05/what-frida-kahlo-wore-artists-wardrobe-locked-up-for-50-years
09:00 <fawks> This is the greatest thing ever 
10:00 <bee_girl> fawks - frida is the feature article in the latest womankind magazine
11:00 <fawks> Awesome
16:00 <stebie> no
27:00 <loltech> morning all
46:00 <slinky_J> It's alright Sir I'm not white." "No?" "I'm the new white, we hate rap, we don't write poems, and we hate on geeks. And I make the black folk proud, and I r.e.s.p.e.c.t. their ladies. I WHITE EM OUT."
05:00 <Mew> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/72863_448526415230642_1430803474_n.jpg?oh=0488a0b04ffcccaf9102abb3e2942d60&oe=55C6F262
06:00 <Mew> what an appropriate fb photo lmao
08:00 <Mew> i love those random public profiles of friends of friends you find that just have absolute trainwreck lives and every status is war zone
09:00 <Mew> usually names like "first name" isAKiLLaBiiTCH "surname"
25:00 <doctor> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> YEAH BOI
53:00 <British^Meat> lol Mew
53:00 <British^Meat> wtf
53:00 <British^Meat> poor kid :(
59:00 <Floss> sup
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> kia ora :)
05:00 <British^Meat> wassat?
06:00 <slinky_J> fuck
06:00 <slinky_J> ok
06:00 <slinky_J> so bought mum a silver necklace for her bday
06:00 <slinky_J> now i gotta buy a fkn card and m/day present.
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
07:00 <Mew> are u gonna write her a poem
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dude ive got that all sorted lol
07:00 <fawks> Hehe snoopy
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <fawks> Mum hubby always says kia ora
07:00 <slinky_J> mums bday is tomoz snoops
07:00 <fawks> Mum's *
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> tickets to (fuck me i cant believe im doing it) backstreet boys
07:00 <slinky_J> ty
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> should be her happy
07:00 <slinky_J> LOL
07:00 <Mew> dear mum. mum ur my mum. this mum is mine. forever my mum. takes care of me. love u mum.
07:00 <slinky_J> backstreet's back in that movie was ace
07:00 <fawks> Lol slinky I was correcting myself 
07:00 <slinky_J> mew that is kinda kewl dude
08:00 <fawks> Not you lol
08:00 <slinky_J> oh lol!
08:00 <Mew> its so you're style
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i fucking hope my wife is happy with it or im going to fucking flip
08:00 <Mew> you can use it if you want
08:00 <Mew> i wont be lmao
08:00 <Mew> your* wtf lol
08:00 <fawks> Lol
08:00 <fawks> You're mom
08:00 <slinky_J> ur my style
08:00 <slinky_J> it's just so hard to say it
08:00 <slinky_J> without saying it in song!
08:00 <fawks> By golly
09:00 <Mew> love from #2 son
09:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQFFLBMEPI
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,097,237 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
09:00 <slinky_J> <3
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> worst thing of all tho i gotta fucking sit through it all :S
09:00 <fawks> Don't lie you secretly love bsb
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
09:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shhhhh fawks he isnt ment ot know that
09:00 <fawks> Also why do you have to yo
09:00 <British^Meat> wait ur buying ur mum bsb tickets?
09:00 <fawks> Just buy her two tickets for her and a frienf
09:00 <slinky_J> i think ur all pretty rad
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyeUYsU14E ill see that and raise this
10:00 <slinky_J> if i won the lotto id give everyone a hundred grand easy
10:00 <Floss> does anyone need a cold ill lick on an envelope and post it to you for 50 bucks
10:00 <British^Meat> they cant be cheap
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no British^Meat im buying my wife tickets
10:00 <slinky_J> even ppl that dislike me
10:00 <British^Meat> ohhhh lol
10:00 <British^Meat> that makes more sense
10:00 <slinky_J> xD
10:00 <fawks> Give me 100k anyway
10:00 <fawks> Ty
10:00 <slinky_J> kk
10:00 <Mew> so many views for youtube device support 
10:00 <fawks> Phew
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my mother died 13 years ago
10:00 <slinky_J> my mission if i choose to accept it
10:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
10:00 <British^Meat> naww
10:00 <fawks> :*
10:00 <fawks> :(*
10:00 <fawks> Rip mom
11:00 <slinky_J> i love this song
11:00 <Floss> mines a cunt
11:00 <British^Meat> my wife wants mothers day stuff, we dont even have kids, its kinda dumb and annoying
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she would of kicked my arse if i had done that while she was alive lol
11:00 <British^Meat> am i just being a dick?
11:00 <fawks> No
11:00 <fawks> Your wife seems needy
11:00 <fawks> Lol
11:00 <slinky_J> rip Luap Walking
11:00 <fawks> Happy mothers day you nonmother
11:00 <fawks> That's weird to me too
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lucky my wife didnt want anythning till we had my son
11:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,097,237 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
11:00 <British^Meat> we have a cat i guess...
11:00 <slinky_J> xD 4 fox
11:00 <British^Meat> it could work in my favour come fathers day
11:00 <fawks> Yeah if you had a kid it'd  be diff
11:00 <British^Meat> thats what im saying, it makes no sense
11:00 <fawks> Lol a cat
12:00 <fawks> Oh ok
12:00 <slinky_J> what about son day
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
12:00 <slinky_J> or daughter day
12:00 <slinky_J> or adopted child day
12:00 <fawks> How old is your son now snoop
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 2 years
12:00 <slinky_J> snewwwpz
12:00 <slinky_J> aawwww
12:00 <fawks> Wtf
12:00 <slinky_J> can still drop them on their heads
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cute as a devil can be lol
12:00 <slinky_J> for the entire day <3
12:00 <slinky_J> ;)
12:00 <fawks> I remember you telling us your wife was preggers
12:00 <fawks> Time flies
12:00 <slinky_J> sorry The Critic joke.
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure does fawks
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and slinky_J i have a dare for you
13:00 <fawks> My sister is 2.5 and growing too fast
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah so do i fawks and fuck me it only felt like yesterday
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo listen to that and NOT turn it off lol
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,097,237 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11113305_10153201009786310_2413673440721322390_n.jpg?oh=5f3c476d3f5e786fbccf9ca61f1dd7f1&oe=55D0AF44&__gda__=1440529585_ff7e24134219883186049f7e13069903 latest pic of him and check out the shirt LOL
16:00 <fawks> So cuteee
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he sure is, but the devil inside him is coming out
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all im hearing lately is NO DADDY
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
17:00 <fawks> Hahaa
17:00 <fawks> When my little cousin tries to hug my sister she dreams NO NO NO NO 
17:00 <fawks> screams*
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he isnt that bad YET but give him time and he will be
19:00 <fawks> Haha
19:00 <fawks> She's not bad just not a hugger
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my son is, i swear when he grows up he will be a model lol
20:00 <fawks> He's adorable 
20:00 <slinky_J> back
20:00 <slinky_J> dare eyyy
20:00 <slinky_J> not the set urself on fire dare lolz
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha no but this will drive you insane lol
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is my little mircle and ill protect him as much as i can
21:00 <slinky_J> this is dope
21:00 <slinky_J> i got a dare for YOU
21:00 <slinky_J> :)
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shoot
22:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPPEdZ-rFBw
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,145,579 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
22:00 <slinky_J> :)
22:00 <slinky_J> leave that on for ten hours
22:00 <slinky_J> i did lolz
22:00 <slinky_J> get some bacon and i put it in the pancakes!
23:00 <slinky_J> BACON PANCAAAAAAAAKE!
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> do i have to be awake for the whole 10 hours
23:00 <slinky_J> nope
23:00 <slinky_J> but it has to be on
23:00 <slinky_J> so that you could wake up to it
24:00 <slinky_J> i got real high btw ;)
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahahaha
24:00 <slinky_J> and i did other shit whilst it was on
24:00 <slinky_J> ehehehe
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> challange accepted
24:00 <slinky_J> imagine gaming with that on!
24:00 <slinky_J> WORD! ^5
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> OMFG
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im so going to game with this one
24:00 <slinky_J> yep!
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> get on Teamspeak and sing it to the guys there
24:00 <slinky_J> i put it on when i bf4
24:00 <slinky_J> not all the time but for fun lolz
24:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this is actually pretty catchy
25:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNFuz4LSDJ4
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,145,579 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
25:00 <slinky_J> rofl
25:00 <slinky_J> i do this one too
25:00 <slinky_J> i have my laptop youtube on repeat hahahaha
26:00 <slinky_J> n cunts can hear it on Kinect the suckers.
26:00 <slinky_J> reminds me, gotta put money on ps4 soon
26:00 <Loof> i gotta get my ps4 fixed
26:00 <Loof> keeps spitting out the blue rays
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh dude
26:00 <Loof> little kids and disks dont mix
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you ever heard of a show called Hellsing i think its called
27:00 <slinky_J> Snoopys_Gunship seen american sniper?
27:00 <slinky_J> um not sure
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 4 times already
27:00 <slinky_J> ok
27:00 <slinky_J> "It's alright Sir I'm not white." "No?" "I'm the new white, we hate rap, we don't write poems, and we hate on geeks. And I make the black folk proud, and I r.e.s.p.e.c.t. their ladies. I WHITE EM OUT."
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha love that line
27:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> i had to ask my american clanmate if it wasnt racist
28:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahaha
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you idiot
28:00 <slinky_J> lel!
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> BACON PANCAKES
28:00 <slinky_J> makin bacon pancakes
28:00 <slinky_J> got some bacon and i put it in the pancake
28:00 <slinky_J> bacon pancakes thats what im gonna make
29:00 <slinky_J> bacon pancaaaaaaaakes!
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
29:00 <slinky_J> there is one song that is so good
29:00 <slinky_J> called my best friends in the world ^_^
30:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHTFZkEfxc
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,145,579 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dude this is so fucking cool
33:00 <slinky_J> check THIS out roflllezcopter
33:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVoLluZQDZQ
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,152,695 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
33:00 <slinky_J> ROFL
34:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o274yH7D0Og
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,152,695 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
34:00 <slinky_J> all of Jakes farts haha
34:00 <slinky_J> A true ninja passes no wind, he only passes *FART*
38:00 <slinky_J> oh this is my fav
38:00 <slinky_J> rofl
38:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gMhZaNcKOE
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,152,695 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
39:00 <slinky_J> just before that
39:00 <slinky_J> is this
39:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNLKhkAa5II
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,152,695 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
39:00 <slinky_J> but this goes for 24 minutes repeated ROFL
39:00 <slinky_J> A DANCING BUG!!!!!!
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
40:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaahahahahaha
41:00 <slinky_J> ima put that on loud on speakers
41:00 <slinky_J> or the pancakes
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> put pancakes on :D
41:00 <Loof> oh god make it stop
41:00 <slinky_J> i got it on
41:00 <slinky_J> nice and LOUD
41:00 <slinky_J> lol loofs bro haha
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahaha
45:00 <Loof> sup Mew
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this dude is so cool
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> think im going to fall asleep to him lol
46:00 <Loof>  /ignore tophyperidrosis!*@*
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> slinky_J what the fuck is this dude problem with his eyes
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> are they glasses or just fucked up eyes
51:00 <slinky_J> ey Loof r we cool?
51:00 <slinky_J> who what?
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that dude singing the bacon pancakes
51:00 <slinky_J> OHHH
51:00 <slinky_J> they do the asian style eyes for him
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahhhh ok
51:00 <slinky_J> they also do the old black and white "surprise" moments
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now question is to have another drink or not
52:00 <slinky_J> with those little lines when someone is surprised lol
52:00 <slinky_J> yer i have 2 left haha
52:00 <slinky_J> ok check this out
52:00 <slinky_J> ROFL at this
52:00 <slinky_J> this will fuck ur shit up haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,169,966 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
52:00 <slinky_J> tim and eric awesome show uno it?
53:00 <slinky_J> im watching on xbox
53:00 <slinky_J> they have will ferrell and that ugly dude from step brothers appear on their show
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wanna stab those cunts in the eyes
53:00 <slinky_J> more that ugly dude
53:00 <slinky_J> Brules Rules
53:00 <slinky_J> but this is lolarious
53:00 <slinky_J> THIS IS SCIENCE!
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
54:00 <slinky_J> after this check some of this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7btmVG74rRw
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,169,966 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
54:00 <slinky_J> brules rules volume 1
55:00 <slinky_J> 2 x Universe = Tube
57:00 <slinky_J> werd!!
58:00 <slinky_J> LOL troopers!!
58:00 <slinky_J> End is the end of the anagram..
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok this is now starting to get annoying especially when im sobering up
00:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
00:00 <slinky_J> yer
00:00 <slinky_J> i have one beer left
00:00 <slinky_J> gotta go eb games soon
00:00 <slinky_J> n pay rent
00:00 <slinky_J> i left my mums bday present in my room on top of something so she might see it if she has to pass by to go to the bathroom
00:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> 134 for a silver necklace of the tree of life i want her to fucken see the awesome wrap job LOL
01:00 <slinky_J> k this is shit now im feelin sober as fk
01:00 <slinky_J> thx alot bro :( lol
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh dear fuck
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i gotta start listening to bsb so i can get my ears use to it lol
19:00 <slinky_J> LOLOLOLOL
19:00 <slinky_J> xD
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont start or ill bash ya lol
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> all good
22:00 <slinky_J> i gotta str8en
22:00 <slinky_J> because my mother is my landlord
22:00 <slinky_J> and ima gonna give her one pres early because i wont see her tomoz on her bday
22:00 <slinky_J> cant wait till she retires ffs
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nawww arent you a sweet son lol
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh cunt
32:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
32:00 <slinky_J> :P
32:00 <slinky_J> man i should just get another car
32:00 <slinky_J> n go for licence
32:00 <slinky_J> lice
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got a car and license i win :P
33:00 <slinky_J> i keep gettin on the tram n cunts tell me it aint free nemore
33:00 <slinky_J> n im sif wait till dude tells me
33:00 <slinky_J> n i say my sis (best mate) said it was free n catch it to see her
33:00 <slinky_J> u do win
33:00 <slinky_J> but have u ever crashed a beetle into a stoby pole
33:00 <slinky_J> at 4kmph?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> are you ok Snoopys_Gunship
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahah no lol
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah ShadowLurker why
34:00 <ShadowLurker> talkin to yourself a bit hey
34:00 <slinky_J> almost crashed a comby into a fence because the brake had to be pumped
34:00 <slinky_J> lolz
34:00 <slinky_J> k i better go chill out bus stop yo
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i crashed a EA falcon into a shed
34:00 <slinky_J> been real snoops
35:00 <slinky_J> LOLOLOL
35:00 <slinky_J> right thru?
35:00 <slinky_J> rof.l
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah i actually rolled onto it
35:00 <slinky_J> rolled
35:00 <slinky_J> bro my mum rolled a beetle down this hill in adel
35:00 <slinky_J> b4 i was conceived
35:00 <slinky_J> LOL
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i was on 2 wheels *dont ask how* and i rolled onto it lol
35:00 <slinky_J> i gotta ask her 
35:00 <slinky_J> yer u GTA sonnabitch!
35:00 <slinky_J> ;)
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
36:00 <slinky_J> bbs
36:00 <slinky_J> lolol
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and yeah ShadowLurker i know :(
36:00 <ShadowLurker> talking to yourself is probably better convo than most of these assholes but
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i have issues
39:00 <Mew> assholes? on austnet? you must be joking
41:00 <Mew> fuck I have to ring bullfuck centrelink, this is gonna be hellllllll
48:00 <British^Meat> booourns!
09:00 <fawks> Oh no its doodle 
09:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/woman-in-nebraska-sues-every-single-homosexual-on-earth/story-fnh81jut-1227341493659
09:00 <fawks> I don't even want to click after reading that url
09:00 <Doodle> yeah
09:00 <Doodle> idiot religious nutters
10:00 <Doodle> tho it would mean Picard is getting sued
11:00 <fawks> Oh ok
13:00 <ShadowLurker> out of all the gay men i know
13:00 <ShadowLurker> picard is 5 of them
14:00 <Doodle> loool
20:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
54:00 <Fez> breasts?
57:00 <Fez> gentle ben the movie 2015
02:00 <grant> bristol arms hotel
19:00 <StrykerX> Cuntz
20:00 <Fez> twenty past four
20:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
20:00 <StrykerX> Good time to get home.
21:00 <StrykerX> :')
29:00 <Dugnuts> heh
29:00 <Dugnuts> its that time is it fez
30:00 <grant> fez is angry
35:00 <StrykerX> Fuck it's cold as already!
38:00 <Doodle> its 9
38:00 <Doodle> dont be a little bitch
38:00 <Dugnuts> where are you that its nine?
39:00 <Dugnuts> according to bom its 12
39:00 <Doodle> tropical ballarat
39:00 <Dugnuts> ah
39:00 <Dugnuts> im near the airport
39:00 <Doodle> its always cold near the airport cos of the fkn wind
40:00 <Doodle> our temp thing is out at the ballarat aerodrome
40:00 <Doodle> which is always freezing
40:00 <Dugnuts> oh i mean melbourne airport
40:00 <Doodle> yeah i knew what ya meant
40:00 <Doodle> :)
40:00 <Dugnuts> fairymuff
43:00 <StrykerX> Greenvale?
43:00 <Dugnuts> im in airport west
43:00 <StrykerX> Ah ok
43:00 <StrykerX> 12.4 here my arse
43:00 <Dugnuts> heh
43:00 <Dugnuts> well, that was at 4:30
44:00 <Dugnuts> it did feel colder than that
44:00 <Dugnuts> but it is a bit windy too
44:00 <Serenity> 25 here
44:00 <Serenity> suck it
44:00 <StrykerX> Yeah wind chill is epic atm
44:00 <Dugnuts> suck yourself
45:00 <Serenity> no ty
45:00 <StrykerX> She does it already
45:00 <StrykerX> ;)
45:00 <Serenity> :o
45:00 <Serenity> never heard you complaining StrykerX
46:00 <StrykerX> Oh I'm not
46:00 <Serenity> :>
46:00 <Doodle> filth
47:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
47:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
47:00 <Serenity> ?
49:00 <Dugnuts> bjs and filth
49:00 <Dugnuts> this place sure is turning into a depraved little chat room
51:00 <StrykerX> Yes.. Turning...
51:00 <Dugnuts> heh
51:00 <Dugnuts> maybe i was just blinded
51:00 <StrykerX> AustNet should really be named FilthNet
51:00 <StrykerX> It's just not official yet.
52:00 <Serenity> turning?
52:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <Dugnuts> are you two the same person?
53:00 <Dugnuts> it seems like it sometimes :P
53:00 <Serenity> we could have been classes as one person for a short period of time i guess... but no we are two different people 
54:00 <Doodle> was that the time your genitals got stuck together
54:00 <Serenity> yes..
54:00 <Doodle> how ever did you separate them
55:00 <StrykerX> With great difficulty.
55:00 <grant> austnet destroyed
55:00 <Doodle> and grunting i bet
55:00 <grant> only ops to blame
55:00 <StrykerX> Of course.
55:00 <grant> ops and asd
55:00 <StrykerX> grant, you mad?
56:00 <grant> no
56:00 <grant> u?
56:00 <British^Meat> y r u mad?
56:00 <StrykerX> Yeah I'm fuming mate
57:00 <StrykerX> FUMING
57:00 <Doodle> is that what the smell is
57:00 <British^Meat> who are you grant?
57:00 <B1{MIA}> Project Cars is awesome
57:00 <British^Meat> why is it destroyed?
57:00 <B1{MIA}> just putting it out there
57:00 <British^Meat> Coz of quitters like yourself?
57:00 <B1{MIA}> going back to trying to win a race
57:00 <British^Meat> Quitters who come back, where were u mate?
58:00 <British^Meat> u dissapoint me grant
58:00 <grant> B1{MIA} no one cares
58:00 <Doodle> aw crap troll is crap
58:00 <slinky_J> wooooooooooooooooooo
59:00 <British^Meat> yup
59:00 <slinky_J> gave mum her bday card n said u cant open ur pres till tomorrow
59:00 <British^Meat> no stamina trolls these days
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
59:00 <slinky_J> ahehahehae
59:00 <slinky_J> bought two cards coz didnt know which she'd like more
00:00 <grant> cool mum
00:00 <Dugnuts> awww
00:00 <Dugnuts> you must love your mummy
04:00 <Doodle> 420
05:00 <StrykerX> 024
05:00 <Dugnuts>  what about it
05:00 <TheRon> 505
05:00 <Doodle> close enough
11:00 <B1{MIA}> fucking pot heads
11:00 <B1{MIA}> I've given up
12:00 <stebie> yeah, drugs are bad
12:00 <Doodle> they havealways been good to me
12:00 <Doodle> +space
12:00 <stebie> they're messing with your typing
13:00 <Dugnuts> ner
13:00 <stebie> soon you'll be an inaccurate one-finger typer
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Dugnuts> drugs are our friends
13:00 <Dugnuts> awww
13:00 <stebie> ... our friends to tell us to kill
13:00 <Dugnuts> ...
13:00 <stebie> *to=that
13:00 <stebie> i'm turning into Doodle
13:00 <Dugnuts> what the hell kind of fucked up drugs are you doing?
14:00 <stebie> nooooooooooooooo
14:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:00 <British^Meat> Do don't do a drugs
19:00 <Dugnuts> of course not
19:00 <Dugnuts> how can you do A drugs
19:00 <Dugnuts> its impossible!
19:00 <ShadowLurker> dont inject too many marijuanas
23:00 <British^Meat> `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
23:00 <British^Meat> lol oops soz
24:00 <British^Meat> u like/remember Everclear?
25:00 <TheRon> Hello
26:00 <grant> everclear the drink?
26:00 <British^Meat> neg
26:00 <TheRon> Santa Monica
26:00 <British^Meat> corrected
27:00 <grant> ohh that shit band 
27:00 <grant> lol
27:00 <TheRon> I like beer
27:00 <British^Meat> heroin girl
27:00 <TheRon> Father of mine
28:00 <British^Meat> you make me feel like a whore
28:00 <slinky_J> fucking
28:00 <TheRon> You are?
28:00 <slinky_J> nice song to put on
28:00 <slinky_J> after Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor
28:00 <slinky_J> xD
28:00 <slinky_J> cheers BM
29:00 <TheRon> White town - your woman
29:00 <British^Meat> seeing em tonight, should be good!
30:00 <TheRon> Go to the strippers too, make a real night of it
31:00 <British^Meat> mmm yes i sensed conflict in that one
32:00 <TheRon> Grant unbalanced the force
33:00 <slinky_J> 2 x Universe = Tube
34:00 <TheRon> Who here was getting wet thinking about prince Harry?
34:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
34:00 <slinky_J> im thinkin of goin strippers tonite
34:00 <slinky_J> just hopin the bikie i stuck up with a screwdriver isnt there lel
34:00 <TheRon> Stick a twenty down some underpants for me
34:00 <slinky_J> the weak cunt
34:00 <slinky_J> nah bro
34:00 <slinky_J> not these birds
34:00 <slinky_J> u hang out the beer garden they come chill neway
35:00 <slinky_J> hardly anyone spends time watchin them strip inside lols
35:00 <slinky_J> u can see it from OUTSIDE ahahaha!!!
35:00 <TheRon> It's like a Japanese men's club
36:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
36:00 <slinky_J> my best mate is in japan atm
36:00 <slinky_J> lol wana see a pic/
36:00 <slinky_J> ?
36:00 <slinky_J> saved one
36:00 <TheRon> Not really
36:00 <slinky_J> srs?
36:00 <slinky_J> she's hot..
37:00 <TheRon> Well no harm in looking
37:00 <slinky_J> ;) exactly
37:00 <slinky_J> one sec
37:00 <slinky_J> just u bro
37:00 <TheRon> Watching lily on letters and numbers
38:00 <slinky_J> :P
38:00 <slinky_J> i hope she brings me back a sake cup so I have two!
38:00 <TheRon> Fair piece 
39:00 <TheRon> I like sake
39:00 <slinky_J> werd
39:00 <slinky_J> same!!
39:00 <slinky_J> warm mmm
39:00 <TheRon> Out at a jap restaurant my small sake was huge
40:00 <slinky_J> she does parkour n shit lols
40:00 <slinky_J> yer?
40:00 <TheRon> 7 shots out of it
40:00 <slinky_J> my mum brought back these little ones like a stubbie but a bit smaller that she found here anyway haha
40:00 <slinky_J> nice
40:00 <slinky_J> stuff I had wasnt strong
40:00 <slinky_J> but good flavour
41:00 <slinky_J> smell and going down was nice
41:00 <slinky_J> (simba comments)
41:00 <TheRon> Are we still talking about sake?
42:00 <TheRon> Why do cops work in pairs?
42:00 <TheRon> Ones good on letters the other is good on numbers
46:00 <TheRon> Hello
48:00 <British^Meat> yay!
50:00 <TheRon> Hello
58:00 <slinky_J> and their bombs and their bombs
58:00 <slinky_J> and their guns
58:00 <TheRon> cause i'm mr brightside
59:00 <slinky_J> IN YOUR HEAD
59:00 <slinky_J> ZOMBIE
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
59:00 <slinky_J> i like the cop joke.
59:00 <TheRon> thanks
01:00 <slinky_J> ehehehehe
01:00 <slinky_J> nits
01:00 <slinky_J> i had the best luck pot day today
01:00 <slinky_J> of teh yr
01:00 <slinky_J> XD
03:00 <TheRon> think i'll goto boston
07:00 <slinky_J> aye
07:00 <slinky_J> all ino is
07:00 <slinky_J> i lucked out won i nice pot
07:00 <slinky_J> n ima go fkn nuttas later on
07:00 <TheRon> that stuff will kill you
09:00 <Dugnuts> you know nothing john snow
09:00 <TheRon> i said are you gonna be my girl
10:00 <slinky_J> man
10:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour
10:00 <slinky_J> cool mate
10:00 <slinky_J> his brother is around
10:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour is high as lol
10:00 <slinky_J> his brother seems chill
10:00 <Dugnuts> and?
10:00 <slinky_J> wonderin if i should invite them to strippers
10:00 <slinky_J> lel
10:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
10:00 <slinky_J> cept
10:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour claims to know "hardcore cunt bikies"
10:00 <slinky_J> and there're bikies at this joint
10:00 <slinky_J> all good guys
11:00 <slinky_J> but yer haha
11:00 <Dugnuts> so whats the issue?
11:00 <Dugnuts> if he knows them
11:00 <slinky_J> dunno ill ask aye
11:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt
11:00 <Dugnuts> oh
11:00 <Dugnuts> other bikies
11:00 <slinky_J> i know em
11:00 <Dugnuts> its nice that you can just go out on a thursday to the strippers
11:00 <slinky_J> im not down with them but
11:00 <slinky_J> yer just up the road
11:00 <slinky_J> u dont have to do shit dude
11:00 <slinky_J> just chill in the beer garden n the strippers chill out there too drinkin
11:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
12:00 <TheRon> is it cool when your chick is into the strippers too??
12:00 <slinky_J> i usually go on thurs n i havent for about a year
12:00 <slinky_J> yer
12:00 <slinky_J> chicks go there too man
12:00 <slinky_J> lezbos n chicks single chicks n chicks with bfs
12:00 <slinky_J> fkn one my mates
12:00 <slinky_J> he fucks this bikie slut 
13:00 <slinky_J> in the private
13:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
13:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
13:00 <slinky_J> only thing wrong with her is she has overbite LOL
13:00 <slinky_J> rest is primo
13:00 <Dugnuts> gotta be brave to stick your dick in a bikie mole
13:00 <slinky_J> she a stank butt jeans ho tho
13:00 <Dugnuts> chances of catching something have to be high
13:00 <slinky_J> LOL
13:00 <slinky_J> nah she likes being property
13:00 <slinky_J> one of those dumb bitches
13:00 <slinky_J> lol!
13:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
13:00 <Dugnuts> as i said, chances of catching something
13:00 <TheRon> like that penis parasite in the amazon river
15:00 <slinky_J> LOL
15:00 <slinky_J> oh
16:00 <slinky_J> brb
28:00 <TheRon> baby everything is all right, uptight out of sight
32:00 <TheRon> and thats about the time she walked away from me, nobody likes you when you're 23
34:00 <nate> TheRon mabye u should put out~~
34:00 <Dugnuts> heh
34:00 <Dugnuts> you guys seen the latest got?
34:00 <Dugnuts> the red bitch totally says it!
34:00 <Dugnuts> i love it
34:00 <TheRon> i walk up tp attractibe chicks and just drop the strides
34:00 <Dugnuts> playing on the meme
34:00 <nate> whats dat doggy dog
35:00 <nate> game of hones
35:00 <Dugnuts> the red priestess chick
35:00 <Dugnuts> says "You know nothing john snow"
35:00 <Dugnuts> heh
35:00 <nate> nah havnt seen it
35:00 <Dugnuts> you know the thing tho right?
35:00 <British^Meat> she mounted him
35:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
35:00 <nate> i think i got overwhelmed by so many episodes
35:00 <British^Meat> id have let her
35:00 <British^Meat> fuck tradition
35:00 <Dugnuts> she is a hot slim redhead
36:00 <Dugnuts> my ideal girl really
36:00 <TheRon> is someone getting the best the best the best the best of you
37:00 <nate> TheRon dinner date what would u cook :D
38:00 <TheRon> i'd order it from zanzibars
38:00 <Dugnuts> slack
38:00 <Dugnuts> you gotta make something light and delicious for a dinner date when you cook
38:00 <TheRon> you don't always have to fuck her hard
40:00 <TheRon> i'd get huey to cook another roast chicken
40:00 <Dugnuts> huey is a mate of yours is he?
40:00 <TheRon> we go way back
41:00 <B1{MIA}> fuck me is Project Cars good
41:00 <B1{MIA}> it's almost too realistic though
41:00 <TheRon> when he wrote his cookbook "101 things to do with a carrot"
42:00 <TheRon> i thought of a 102nd but he wasn't too receptive
42:00 <nate> hi b1, lova ya ;D
43:00 <TheRon> we'll make it up to you in the year 2000
44:00 <nate> theron; makeup sex?
44:00 <nate> yes sir!
44:00 <TheRon> are you in?
45:00 <nate> how deep is your love for me
45:00 <TheRon> i really need to know
45:00 <nate> the way u wiggle, the way you move your body
46:00 <TheRon> chicks love the few too many beers look
46:00 <Dugnuts> i read this article the other day
46:00 <Dugnuts> well
46:00 <Dugnuts> a few weeks ago
47:00 <Dugnuts> they did a test
47:00 <Dugnuts> and they found that even sober people found pictures of people who had had 5 drinks were better looking than when they were sober
47:00 <Dugnuts> the booze gives you a slightly rosey look and all that
47:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
47:00 <Dugnuts> its not just beer goggles
47:00 <nate> im 2 picky for dat shit :D
50:00 <slinky_J> it is almost strip club time
50:00 <slinky_J> let the boobies commence
50:00 <nate> dont ya wish ya girlfriend was fun like me
50:00 <slinky_J> amen!
50:00 <nate> slinky_J its ok to get a boner;l
50:00 <nate> just this once
51:00 <nate> slinky_J ever taken a stripper home?
51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
51:00 <Dugnuts> i did once
51:00 <Dugnuts> bitch was crazy
51:00 <Dugnuts> lets just say i never did that again
51:00 <Dugnuts> well
51:00 <TheRon> so hard when you're trying not to bone but you bone
51:00 <Dugnuts> not from the club
51:00 <nate> :D
51:00 <Dugnuts> she asked me out for a date, we went out she was crazy
52:00 <Dugnuts> decided to give her a roll
52:00 <Dugnuts> never again
52:00 <nate> yeah they generally want money regardless of directly paying or not ;D
52:00 <Dugnuts> why try not to bone?
52:00 <nate> u sex her?
52:00 <nate> or just date ;D
52:00 <Dugnuts> you have a sexy girl gyrating on you, get a fucking boner
52:00 <Dugnuts> thats the point
52:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
52:00 <Dugnuts> that was teh roll
53:00 <Dugnuts> but she wasnt all that good in the sack
53:00 <nate> poor effort
53:00 <Dugnuts> and this was back when i was 23 and had many options
53:00 <TheRon> i got a new sensation, in perfect moments
54:00 <nate> u can stand under my umbrella the ron ;l
55:00 <Dugnuts> not to mention in the light of day, not that hot
55:00 <TheRon> i really reallly reallly really like
55:00 <TheRon> you
55:00 <nate> if the sex an't good might aswell be friends ;L
55:00 <Dugnuts> well thanks TheRon
55:00 <Dugnuts> but i dont feel the same way
55:00 <TheRon> damn
55:00 <Dugnuts> well
55:00 <Dugnuts> she was also crazy man
55:00 <Dugnuts> i figured she may as well have been good in the sack
55:00 <Dugnuts> but she wasnt
55:00 <slinky_J> nate
56:00 <slinky_J> i just got out shower
56:00 <slinky_J> soakin wet
56:00 <slinky_J> want to diet?
56:00 <Dugnuts> so i just got out of that mess
56:00 <nate> slinky_J man scaping?
56:00 <slinky_J> u cant, if you take this dick!
56:00 <slinky_J> ;)
56:00 <nate> mositurise yourself :D
56:00 <TheRon> i got bills i need to pay
58:00 <Dugnuts> i doubt you work every day tho
58:00 <nate> TheRon is a night walker
58:00 <nate> down at geelong
58:00 <TheRon> i pimp
59:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
59:00 <nate> TheRiddler are u looking for a korean bride!?:!
00:00 <TheRon> i got ripped last time i ordered a bride
00:00 <TheRiddler> nope
00:00 <TheRiddler> japanese maybe
00:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna make a jaaaaaaaailbreak
01:00 <TheRon> 16 years
01:00 <slinky_J> i did
01:00 <slinky_J> so my tats gleam hahahaha
01:00 <slinky_J> takin my mate there his first time lols
03:00 <slinky_J> am gonna take a switch blade but
03:00 <slinky_J> incase this faggot Mark bikie is back
03:00 <slinky_J> i fucked him up last time n he hadnt been back but i aint been for half a yr
03:00 <slinky_J> :/
04:00 <TheRon> neville fucking bartos, i'm comign after you buddy :)
08:00 <Doodle> i wan my fkn money fkn
08:00 <slinky_J> aye
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> i pulled Ace of Hearts from the deck this morning TheRon and I've had the best day of the year so far :P
09:00 <slinky_J> xD
09:00 <slinky_J> ttyl!
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts.mp3 (4.3MB 192kbps Stereo 3:07)
09:00 <TheRon> ace of spades is better
11:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - ride the night away
11:00 <Doodle> motorhead?
11:00 <TheRon> yes!
11:00 <Doodle> awes song
12:00 <Doodle> why dont i have it
12:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11149300_10152969260773068_4720127922972920651_n.jpg?oh=721bed491bd688156c1cb9488281f23c&oe=55D8C8A6
12:00 <Doodle> f&f straya
12:00 <nate> lol
13:00 <nate> run outta petrol running from police
13:00 <TheRon> behold the king, the kings of kings, on your knees dog
13:00 <TheRon> motorhead
13:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/fdd5db5c-4902-499a-8ee5-a065d4adef8f_180250.jpg
15:00 <TheRon> i am the game you don't wanna play me
16:00 <slinky_J> cunt cant find his keys
16:00 <slinky_J> hes stoned as hahahaha
18:00 <British^Meat> hot Doodle
21:00 <TheRon> 4 5 seconds from violence and we got 3 days till friday
24:00 <nate> Tracy Grimshaw: 'A Current Affair' Host Thrown From Horse, Reports Say
24:00 <nate> a pig riding a horse
24:00 <nate> the world is amazing
25:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest thing
30:00 <nate> Shannon Russell Eddie Cadenas I want to tongue punch her fart box, use that line tonite slinky_J
36:00 <fawks> Hmm
36:00 <fawks> Vegemite flavoured Cadbury chocolate
36:00 <fawks> Interesting 
37:00 <Doodle> stupid
37:00 <Doodle> waste of food
38:00 <Doodle> nobody asked for it
38:00 <Dugnuts> sounds disgusting
38:00 <Doodle> 'sounds disgusting' - australia
39:00 <Doodle> they tell us 6 months ago that chocolate is running out because cocoa is being used faster than it can be grown
39:00 <Doodle> and then they bring out this garbage
40:00 <British^Meat> :)
47:00 <couleurs> hiiii nate!!!!!!!!
53:00 <nate> omy :D
53:00 <nate> couleurs at midnight my place
55:00 <couleurs> ok
05:00 <couleurs> TiK ToK
05:00 <ooomp> Don't stop
05:00 <couleurs> hi ooomp !
06:00 <couleurs> wong tiem no sea
06:00 <ooomp> couleurs my love :)
06:00 <nate> ooomp and couleurs rolling in da hey
07:00 <ooomp> I had roll'd today
07:00 <Doodle> :o
07:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2RPDZkY88
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07:00 <couleurs> neot bad!!!!!
07:00 <ooomp> Doodle
07:00 <Doodle> ooomple
07:00 <couleurs> wtf @ link
07:00 <Doodle> yeah it does that sometimes
07:00 <Doodle> usually to me
08:00 <ooomp> ooomp le? 
08:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/LO2RPDZkY88
08:00 <ooomp> Le ooomp
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: https://youtube.com/devicesupport Views: 5,730,687 Uploader: YouTube Help Uploaded: Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 3m56s Rating: N/A
08:00 <Doodle> ooomp lah
08:00 <couleurs> lol i broke it :))))))
08:00 <ooomp> So many good videos, it died
08:00 <ooomp> Lah?
08:00 <Doodle> i dunno
08:00 <ooomp> I don't like it
09:00 <Doodle> ooompophilia
09:00 <Dugnuts> well that sounds promising for ooomp
10:00 <Doodle> it does
10:00 <Picard> Doodle hello
10:00 <ooomp> I think Doodle should resume doodling and avoid text creations
10:00 <Doodle> sounds good to me
10:00 <Doodle> bblz
10:00 <ooomp> With a pen Doodle, not your penis
12:00 <nate> doodle have u got cute feet?
13:00 <couleurs> Hot.
13:00 <ooomp> Doodle is a size 6
13:00 <couleurs> :o
13:00 <Doodle> excuse me
13:00 <StrykerX> 6? Are you 5ft Doodle?
13:00 <ooomp> But compensates in the groin region
13:00 <Doodle> no
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i'm a size 11
14:00 <ooomp> 11" penis
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <Doodle> no
14:00 <Doodle> :(
14:00 <ooomp> Thick
14:00 <Doodle> its tiny
14:00 <Doodle> barely there
14:00 <StrykerX> She's getting hot over you mate
14:00 <ooomp> Uh huh
14:00 <StrykerX> Roll with it.
14:00 <Doodle> ok
14:00 <Doodle> ooomp come and have a shower with me
14:00 <Doodle> you can hold my gut
14:00 <ooomp> Is that code for sex
14:00 <nate> doodle is always hot
14:00 <Doodle> sure
14:00 <couleurs> Double DD
15:00 <ooomp> Too cold in regional Victoria
15:00 <StrykerX> Do you use a gut stand too? :')
15:00 <ooomp> I'll stay here
15:00 <Doodle> no i have ooomp
15:00 <Doodle> sif cold
15:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
15:00 <Doodle> its a balmy 7.5
15:00 <ooomp> Horrible
15:00 <StrykerX> 10.6 here now.
15:00 <Doodle> well its 25 inside
15:00 <ooomp> And you sleep naked in that
16:00 <StrykerX> Fuck this cold shit.
16:00 <ooomp> Insanity
16:00 <Doodle> yes
16:00 <nate> Doodle will steam up any room;p
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Doodle> the bathroom usually
16:00 <couleurs> it's 11 here, i drove through a flood in south bank
16:00 <Doodle> not a very good bank then is it
16:00 <ooomp> Things went south
16:00 <Doodle> cant even keep the water in
16:00 <couleurs> well avoided it cos i'm not a 4wd
17:00 <couleurs> ya it's shit, so is docklands
17:00 <Doodle> i'm a pajero
17:00 <Doodle> its spanish for wanker
17:00 <ooomp> Concrete jungle
17:00 <Doodle> wet dream tomatoooo
17:00 <ooomp> Pah ye rog
17:00 <ooomp> Roh*
17:00 <couleurs> peep my jeep
17:00 <Doodle> thats why they call it the monterrey in spain
17:00 <xm> are you speaking indonesian ooomp 
17:00 <Doodle> monterey
17:00 <Doodle> w/evs
18:00 <ooomp> I tried
18:00 <ooomp> I failed
18:00 <Doodle> salamat pagi
18:00 <ooomp> I'm fine with that
18:00 <Doodle> 7.4 now
18:00 <ooomp> What I haven't failed at is replenishing my chocolate supply
18:00 <loltech> indonesian
19:00 <Doodle> shawklet
19:00 <couleurs> schocolate
19:00 <nate> is doodle 7.4 outta 10?
19:00 <nate> high marks babe!
19:00 <Doodle> i'm a -43
20:00 <ooomp> Doodle, is it 7.3 yet? Wind direction, humidity, chance of rain?  Details!
20:00 <nate> its ok doodle paper bag u :D
20:00 <Doodle> Temperature	7.4°C
20:00 <Doodle> Dew Point	7.1°C
20:00 <Doodle> Relative Humidity	98%
20:00 <Doodle> lol paper bag get fucked
20:00 <ooomp> Wind?
20:00 <nate> Doodle how much wind u got
21:00 <Doodle> Wind Speed	18.5km/h (10.0kt)
21:00 <Doodle> Wind Gusts	25.9km/h (14.0kt)
21:00 <Doodle> Wind Direction	W
21:00 <ooomp> Brown paper bags should only be used for cash and sandwiches
21:00 <nate> pillow case then?
21:00 <Doodle> plastic bag
21:00 <ooomp> Just turn the lights off
21:00 <Doodle> oh good idea ooomp
21:00 <nate> nah i gotta see what im eating
21:00 <Doodle> less dead bodies
21:00 <StrykerX> Lights off and a good imagination
21:00 <Doodle> and a peg for your nose
22:00 <StrykerX> Problem solved
22:00 <ooomp> You want to eat Doodle's face?
22:00 <nate> good imaginations suck;l
22:00 <Doodle> not the face
22:00 <ooomp> Why else would you want to see his face
22:00 <ooomp> Or not
22:00 <nate> he still has the bag on ;D
22:00 <ooomp> But 
23:00 <nate> yes butt!
23:00 <nate> shake it Doodle
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ray Charles - Shake A Tail Feather.mp3 (5.27MB 128kbps Stereo 5:45)
23:00 <ooomp> Sex bomb
23:00 <Doodle> i dont have that
23:00 <Doodle> :/
24:00 <nate> Doodle do u like cake ;D
24:00 <Doodle> I LOVE DE CAKE
24:00 <nate> who would u eat cake off ;D
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cake - The Distance.mp3 (2.77MB 128kbps Stereo 3:01)
24:00 <Doodle> umm
24:00 <Doodle> ooomp def
24:00 <milk> yeah it's holding, but I dont think you can pour water on electrical equipment like you can with mechanical
24:00 <nate> shwing
25:00 <Doodle> off her butt
25:00 <nate> what type of cake ;p
25:00 <StrykerX> Out of her butt?
25:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
25:00 <Doodle> that too
25:00 <Doodle> i mean
25:00 <nate> lol
25:00 <ooomp> Let's not shit talk here
25:00 <Doodle> no its cake talk
26:00 <Doodle> its hot isnt it
26:00 <nate> we know all of ooomps secrets now ;D
26:00 <ooomp> What's that
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <ooomp> I have no secrets
26:00 <nate> how dull :D
27:00 <Doodle> i have no shower
27:00 <Doodle> bbs
27:00 <Picard> 12.7°C 7.0°C 68% 12.0°C WSW 9km/h 15km/h 1025.4hPa 0.0mm 
27:00 <nate> picard how many secrets u got!
27:00 <ooomp> Location Picard
27:00 <Picard> Mildura
27:00 <Picard> nate, 100's
28:00 <Picard> ypu?
28:00 <Picard> you?
28:00 <xm> nate is a personal trainer for the stars and keeps very important secrets
28:00 <Picard> can u train me nate?
28:00 <Picard> im a lot out of shape
28:00 <nate> sure how much u wanna squat
28:00 <xm> nate knew years before anyone else that Ian Thorpe was gay
29:00 <nate> if u are famous and have no gf
29:00 <nate> u are GEY!
29:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <nate> as a matter of fact i say if u have no girlfriend, u are gey ;D
29:00 <xm> i read about what he did for a female ex. he never slept with her because he was a "gentleman" and he kept sending her designer clothes
29:00 <milk> ummm
29:00 <milk> ...
29:00 <Picard> matthew richardson is rumoured to be gay
29:00 <xm> it must have been in exchange for putting up the act
29:00 <nate> cut out the famous bit ;L
29:00 <nate> xm u read this stuff ;D
30:00 <xm> hey i was in a waiting room
30:00 <xm> reading Woman's Day
30:00 <nate> LOL
30:00 <xm> there was nothing else to read
30:00 <nate> xm needs to pump his muscles
30:00 <Dugnuts> uhhuh
30:00 <nate> flick some sweat
30:00 <Dugnuts> dude
30:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
31:00 <nate> nuts always are sweaty
31:00 <nate> o_0
31:00 <Dugnuts> if your nuts are always sweaty you need some thinner underwear
31:00 <Dugnuts> or to lose some weight
32:00 <nate> what if u have big legs is dat possible ?:)
32:00 <Dugnuts> eww man
32:00 <Dugnuts> just ewww
32:00 <nate> enjoy!
32:00 <Dugnuts> what about ewww makes you think im having a good time
32:00 <nate> i have the 3b cream dont worry u can apply it:)
33:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know what you are talking about, and i think im happy that way
34:00 <Serenity> no one ever knows
34:00 <xm> <nate> i have the 3b cream , dont worry u can apply it:) <--- fixed
35:00 <nate> 3b cream helps my fatty legs when they rub together
35:00 <nate> get some ;D
35:00 <nate> its good stuff
35:00 <xm> what if you power walked at the servo
35:00 <Dugnuts> i dont get that problem
35:00 <xm> could it start an explosion
35:00 <xm> from the intense friction and heat
36:00 <nate> yes i wont go into detail any further Dugnuts might explode ;l
36:00 <nate> it will be ok duggy!
37:00 <Dugnuts> im fine mang
40:00 <Picard> i need to pee
40:00 <Dugnuts> thanks for the update
40:00 <ooomp> #awesome
41:00 <nate> #blowjob
41:00 <nate> Doodle see u there!
41:00 <Dugnuts> at the blowjob?
41:00 <Doodle> where
41:00 <Dugnuts> its an event now?
41:00 <Doodle> what
41:00 <stebie> #cuddles
41:00 <Dugnuts> you sure are needy stebie
42:00 <Serenity> incidentally
42:00 <ooomp> Especially when it doesn't happen a lot it would be 
42:00 <Serenity> that 3b cream is ace if you have large boozies
42:00 <nate> overnight relief ;o
43:00 <Doodle> ty sezz
43:00 <Doodle> will try it
43:00 <Serenity> haha
43:00 <Doodle> mmm
43:00 <Doodle> 3 some
43:00 <Serenity> hot
43:00 <stebie> they should make a show like megacities, but called megatitties
44:00 <Doodle> yes
44:00 <Doodle> very yes
44:00 <nate> embarrassing bodies megga titties edition
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Dugnuts> is in how they created the biggest titties on the planet?
44:00 <stebie> lol
44:00 <stebie> in neo's voice: "we need silicone, lots of silicone"
45:00 <nate> dont CHA!
46:00 <Dugnuts> as in even
46:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
46:00 <nate> Dugnuts wanna watch baggage wars with me:)
46:00 <Dugnuts> i cant think of many things i would rather do less nate
46:00 <nate> lol
48:00 <Serenity> i see nate has a new target
48:00 <Serenity> excellent
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <xm> as a personal trainer he can see immediately the weaknesses in his prey
48:00 <nate> i did watch people doing squats today, laughing :D
49:00 <Dugnuts> im a target?
49:00 <Dugnuts> thats fine
49:00 <Picard> that feels better
49:00 <Dugnuts> nice to be wanted i guess
49:00 <nate> Picard let me guess, dump?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> nate: he took the buttplug out of his arse
50:00 <nate> ohh my kinky
50:00 <Picard> pee
50:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing did u enjoy the anal fisting on the weekend?
50:00 <StrykerX> I swear I saw Picard's clone today
50:00 <nate> was it yoda?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: that wasnt me with my hand up your arse
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <TokenDaRing> you arsepuppet
50:00 <Picard> im in melbourne dickhead, where was t?
51:00 <Picard> it*
51:00 <StrykerX> BP
51:00 <Doodle> in melbourne i am
51:00 <StrykerX> This morning
51:00 <nate> was it a koala
51:00 <nate> u wanna hold him ;P
51:00 <Picard> idid get fuel
51:00 <StrykerX> You eyed me off like a faggot :/
51:00 <Picard> which BP
51:00 <StrykerX> Sunbury
52:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: lol Picard checking out the goods
52:00 <Picard> yes i was at scumbury
52:00 <nate> was he the kangaroo that attacked an old lady near my place:)
52:00 <Picard> around 11am
52:00 <StrykerX> You pervy looking old cunt
52:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
52:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: did he stare at your crotch?
52:00 <StrykerX> He eyed me like a piece of meat
52:00 <Picard> well u didnt let me finish u off at th gloryhole
52:00 <StrykerX> Picard, didn't know you were legit gay?
52:00 <nate> do guys look at your goodies much StrykerX?:)
53:00 <StrykerX> nate, dailu
53:00 <Picard> bi.
53:00 <StrykerX> Daily*
53:00 <nate> well fans are fans right
53:00 <nate> no harm ;D
53:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: thats why he's down in melb
54:00 <TokenDaRing> every so often he goes down, sucks a bit of dick, takes it a bit
54:00 <StrykerX> Ah
54:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't have to worry about being judged in Melb for it
54:00 <StrykerX> Away from the wife
54:00 <nate> sounds like a good story
55:00 <Serenity> mm dick sucking
55:00 <TokenDaRing> reminds me of a girl I knew in SA, she lived down in Victor Harbour, had a boyfriend, house, etc
56:00 <TokenDaRing> would go up to Adelaide every month or so and pick up random guys
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> that way in Adelaide no one really knew her, and it was far away enough from Victor that none of her friends or family found out
57:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing tht was your sister
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I don't have a sister
57:00 <nate> lol some sad guy from work caught his girlfriend giving a blowjob to another guy and still loves her, ahh romance :P
57:00 <Picard> lol nate
57:00 <StrykerX> That's not romance
57:00 <StrykerX> That's stupidity
57:00 <StrykerX> In it's purest form.
57:00 <Picard> stupid cunt
58:00 <Serenity> i dunno different people have different ideas of whats a betrayal
58:00 <Serenity> ive learned not to judge other peoples relationships decisions based on what i think
58:00 <partay> Picard youre about to get sued 
59:00 <partay> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/06/nebraska-gay-lawsuit-_n_7223876.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000050
59:00 <Picard> guy i know has a gorgeous wife and they have an open marriage, and he goes out and fucks complete pigs 
00:00 <ooomp> He shouldn't be married
00:00 <StrykerX> Big difference between open relationship and sneaking around.
00:00 <nate> living dead girl!;l
00:00 <Serenity> why ooomp
00:00 <ooomp> If you can't commit to one, don't. You don't have to
00:00 <Serenity> if they both want that why not
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: by complete pigs, do you mean your wife?
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <milk> it's about personality
01:00 <Serenity> bit rough lol poor woman isnt even here
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: Picard isn't exactly above giving people who aren't here shit, i.e under age children
01:00 <partay> Picard your wife fucks you and youre a big fat ugly disgusting blob
02:00 <ooomp> Where's the value
02:00 <nate> blobs need love!
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <partay> well no-one else would 
02:00 <Serenity> yeah TokenDaRing i know
02:00 <ooomp> Why bother
02:00 <nate> we know picard has a good personality
02:00 <nate> rite:>
02:00 <Serenity> because it means something to some people
03:00 <Picard> she fucks other guys also
03:00 <TokenDaRing> we know she does
03:00 <Serenity> sex is recreational for some. it doesnt destroy the relationship. its not up to us to put our morals on someone elses marriage
03:00 <Doodle> sezz wana fuk
03:00 <Serenity> yes lets go
03:00 <stebie> wana fku
03:00 <Doodle> woooooooo
03:00 <Picard> its just sex
04:00 <Picard> keeps thing interesting they both say
04:00 <nate> picard has some good lines ;P
04:00 <TheRiddler> and they say gay ppl will taint marriage :P
05:00 <StrykerX> No wonder Picard's mrs wanders..
05:00 <Serenity> people idealise sex its strange
05:00 <Picard> :P
05:00 <Serenity> to me anyway
05:00 <nate> picard even i dont know ;P
06:00 <Picard> its just sex, i dont see the big deal
06:00 <Picard> lol nate
06:00 <Serenity> i dont condone cheating. thats never ok. But if two people make a decision that they want to sleep with others
06:00 <Serenity> good for them
06:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: they bring in Picard's wife to get the male apes in Taronga Zoo in the mood
06:00 <Bonny> STD
06:00 <StrykerX> LOL
06:00 <Picard> taronga zoo?
06:00 <Bonny> I rather have a partner stick by me than sleeping with other women and bringing home STD
07:00 <Picard> Bonny im sure they use protection
07:00 <StrykerX> Open r/s is for some but not for others. Matter of opinion really.
07:00 <Bonny> yes could be on the pill and not use condoms
07:00 <Picard> Bonny dont u sometimes see a guy and think mmmmmmmm id love his cock?
07:00 <Bonny> nup
07:00 <StrykerX> Picard does
07:00 <Serenity> shes single though so who cares
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Bonny> I'm asexual
08:00 <Picard> Serenity do u?
08:00 <Serenity> of course i do
08:00 <Serenity> who cares
08:00 <Picard> would u act on it?
08:00 <Serenity> i see chicks i want to fuck too
08:00 <Serenity> why are you interogating me im on your side you idiot
08:00 <StrykerX> Picard, stop jacking off over Serenity
08:00 <StrykerX> Old perve.
08:00 <Bonny> lol
08:00 <Picard> im just asking, not interogting
08:00 <Serenity> lol StrykerX
09:00 <Serenity> no i wouldnt go and fuck him behind my husbands back
09:00 <Picard> StrykerX she knows i do tht every night
09:00 <Serenity> i dont believe in cheating
09:00 <Picard> if your husband was ok with it?
09:00 <Serenity> if we had an arrangement sure
09:00 <Serenity> i have no problem with open relationships
09:00 <Picard> same
09:00 <StrykerX> You'll look at Picard's FB later "Yayyy.. holiday to perth"
10:00 <Serenity> lol fuck off
10:00 <StrykerX> :/
10:00 <Picard> moron
10:00 <Picard> thats not untill november
10:00 <Serenity> im only allowed to bone ladies :P
10:00 <Serenity> thank god im moving from near the airport then
10:00 <Serenity> XD
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Picard> u can pick me up, drop me at the casino
10:00 <StrykerX> You moving 300km from the airport?
10:00 <StrykerX> You still won't be safe..
10:00 <Serenity> you can suck my nuts
11:00 <Picard> ok
11:00 <Dugnuts> this jupiter rising movie is pretty cool so far
11:00 <Dugnuts> not a lot of story, but shitloads of action
11:00 <Dugnuts> just the way i like it
11:00 <Serenity> only 5km away from here StrykerX
11:00 <Serenity> im doomed
11:00 <StrykerX> OH
11:00 <StrykerX> You live near Tara?
11:00 <StrykerX> :P
11:00 <Serenity> i dunno where does she live
11:00 <Doodle> tara is a slut
11:00 <Doodle> oh is it a person
12:00 <Doodle> i thought it was a place
12:00 <Doodle> either way
12:00 <Serenity> rofl its a person
12:00 <Doodle> slut
12:00 <Serenity> shes a slut
12:00 <Serenity> its ok
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <StrykerX> Forrestfield
12:00 <Serenity> oh yeah StrykerX
12:00 <StrykerX> Or she used to.
12:00 <Doodle> forrestcrotch
12:00 <Serenity> thats like 5 mins away fro here
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Picard> sluts are good
12:00 <Serenity> moving in the other direction though
12:00 <Serenity> so she'll be.. 15 mins away haha
12:00 <StrykerX> Running?
12:00 <StrykerX> l
12:00 <StrykerX> k
13:00 <Serenity> Doodle
13:00 <Serenity> turbo looks like a black cat lolly
13:00 <Serenity> sitting there staring at me
13:00 <Doodle> yum
13:00 <Doodle> lick him
13:00 <Serenity> he will eat me
13:00 <StrykerX> News update: Serenity licks pussy!
13:00 <Serenity> i so do ;)
13:00 <Doodle> not news
13:00 <StrykerX> Wait, that's old news.
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:00 <Serenity> im gonna throw my shoe at him in a minute
14:00 <Serenity> HE WONT STOP
14:00 <nate> from the crack to the rack nothing is off limits
14:00 <Serenity> girls are way sexier than boys
14:00 <Dugnuts> arent they
14:00 <Dugnuts> my thing with that is
14:00 <Dugnuts> girls are made to be soft and sensual
14:00 <Dugnuts> men are made to be packmules
15:00 <nate> even i wont go into what people do and dont like :D
15:00 <Serenity> wot.
15:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose everyone is different in what they like
15:00 <Serenity> yuh
15:00 <zaim> yuh
16:00 <Picard> i dont like eating pussy
16:00 <Doodle> what
16:00 <nate> jennifer love hewitt ;D
16:00 <Doodle> you're not a man Picard
16:00 <StrykerX> He prefers eating cock.
16:00 <Picard> they are ugly
16:00 <Picard> just never been a fan
16:00 <Dugnuts> wow
16:00 <Dugnuts> its turning into an orgy in here
16:00 <nate> predator face hey Picard:)
17:00 <Dugnuts> ive found i only enjoy eating skinny girl pussy
17:00 <nate> face sucker alien
17:00 <Doodle> lmao
17:00 <Dugnuts> fat girls taste bad
17:00 <Picard> id suck a cock no problem
17:00 <Dugnuts> too much sweat i guess
17:00 <nate> did u say the magic word Dugnuts!
17:00 <StrykerX> As long as it doesn't smell rank, I have no issue.
17:00 <Dugnuts> well yeah
17:00 <Dugnuts> neither do I StrykerX
17:00 <Dugnuts> but ive found its the skinny girls who taste/smell nice
18:00 <Dugnuts> and teh fat girls who dont
18:00 <Dugnuts> not that ive done a comprehensive survey or anything
18:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Dugnuts
18:00 <TokenDaRing> when did you last sleep with a woman?
18:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
18:00 <Dugnuts> 2 weeks ago
18:00 <StrykerX> 1975
18:00 <Dugnuts> skinny crazy girl
18:00 <Dugnuts> heh
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Dugnuts> that bitch be cray
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> asking Dugnuts when he last slept with a woman is like asking b1 to stay off the drugs
19:00 <nate> b1 does drugs?
19:00 <Serenity> not sure bad tasting vag has much to do with weight.. probably more hygeine
19:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
19:00 <nate> ohh ok pot not really drugs ;l
19:00 <Dugnuts> as i said, just my experience
19:00 <Picard> wash that fucker if u want me eating it
19:00 <nate> soft drugs ;L
21:00 <nate> once per year
21:00 <nate> oral isnt the devil!
21:00 <nate> the devil is the devil
21:00 <nate> :D~
21:00 <Serenity> nate you're over doing it
22:00 <nate> picard take over!
22:00 <nate> ;l
22:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or are marvel villians less memorisable than dc villians
23:00 <Dugnuts> im not saying i dont go down on all the girls
23:00 <Dugnuts> but i actually enjoy it when they taste yummy
23:00 <Picard> Dugnuts pour chocolate on the,
23:00 <Picard> them
23:00 <partay> ewwww
23:00 <TheRiddler> they're not food Picard
23:00 <partay> chocolate on sour vag
23:00 <Serenity> not that it bothers me now, but i was never really fussed on people going down. most people arent very good at it
24:00 <partay> picrad would eat blue waffles 
24:00 <Serenity> gag
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard would eat shit covered pretzels
25:00 <Doodle> :/
25:00 <Dugnuts> ahh yeah, fair enough
25:00 <TheRiddler> would you like a chocolate covered pretzel
25:00 <Dugnuts> ive only ever had a few girls who were really good at head myself
25:00 <Dugnuts> but i always enjoy it
26:00 <Dugnuts> even if its not the best
26:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:25:52] <Dugnuts> but i always enjoy thiking about it
26:00 <Serenity> loads of people seem to think they're good at it
26:00 <Dugnuts> ...
26:00 <Serenity> men and women
26:00 <Serenity> few are
26:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:25:42] <Dugnuts> ive only ever had a few girls
26:00 <Dugnuts> true
26:00 <TokenDaRing> true words those
27:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno how good i am
27:00 <Dugnuts> i know im not the best
27:00 <Dugnuts> but i have managed to get girls off with my tongue
27:00 <Dugnuts> so i cant be terrible
27:00 <Doodle> off the bus?
27:00 <Dugnuts> yeah sure
28:00 <Dugnuts> if thats what you wanna call it Doodle
28:00 <Serenity> im not sure how you ever really know how good you are
28:00 <Serenity> i mean sex seems to be one thing people are comfortable about lying about
28:00 <Dugnuts> heh, i suppose its easier for a girl to be able to tell
28:00 <Dugnuts> if you are good at it, you get the cum in your mouth as proof
28:00 <Picard> im told im good
28:00 <Serenity> i dont know if thats proof Dugnuts
28:00 <Dugnuts> as a guy, how do you know she didnt just fake it to make you feel better?
28:00 <Serenity> dicks arent hard to get off
28:00 <Dugnuts> says you
28:00 <Doodle> you cant fake getting off a bus
28:00 <Serenity> getting them off well however.. different story
29:00 <Dugnuts> ive only had 3 girls get me off from head
29:00 <Picard> i agree Serenity
29:00 <Doodle> me too Dugnuts, but it was at the same time
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <Doodle> also thats a lie
29:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Serenity> pfff ive had so many dudes say that 'i cant get off on head'
29:00 <Serenity> rofl.
29:00 <Dugnuts> that would prolly do it for me too Doodle :P
29:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt say i cant
29:00 <TheRiddler>  your mum doesn't count Picard
29:00 <Dugnuts> i said ive only had 3 ever do it
29:00 <Picard> so many? lol
29:00 <Serenity> yes so many
29:00 <Serenity> every dude ive given head pretty much
29:00 <Picard> geeee
29:00 <Dugnuts> my total orgasm count from oral sex is 4
30:00 <Picard> best head i ever had was from a guy
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Picard> lol u tosser
30:00 <Serenity> note that no ones shocked by that
31:00 <Picard> :P
31:00 <nate> picard whats your safe word
31:00 <Picard> i dont have one
32:00 <TokenDaRing> nate: he has no limits
33:00 <Doodle> [21:30] <Serenity> note that no ones shocked by that
33:00 <Doodle> cos he has said it like 400 times
33:00 <TheRiddler> his safe word is the air coming out of him when he starts to deflate
33:00 <Serenity> Picard is just trying to let us know in his own way that he rides the dong
33:00 <Serenity> thats all
33:00 <Doodle> lmao TheRiddler
33:00 <StrykerX> Old news.
33:00 <Picard> lol Serenity 
33:00 <Picard> ive told u most of my secrets
33:00 <Serenity> lol i love when TheRiddler is being funny
34:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not quite splode funny tho
34:00 <nate> sgt_splode
34:00 <Serenity> nah splode had that special autism quality
35:00 <TokenDaRing> splode was decent autistic though
35:00 <TokenDaRing> not like awolf autist
35:00 <Serenity> yeah he was awesome
35:00 <Serenity> not all aspies are like awolf
35:00 <Serenity> most of them are great
35:00 <partay> splode and his assbugers 
36:00 <Dugnuts> we arent american
36:00 <Dugnuts> its aspergers
36:00 <partay> ive met splde and he doesnt look like a mental patient 
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: it's actually Autism
36:00 <Dugnuts> and technically they dont think its a thing anymore
36:00 <Dugnuts> its mild autism
36:00 <Dugnuts> yeah TokenDaRing
36:00 <Dugnuts> as i was typing :P
36:00 <Serenity> its not even aspergers anymore
37:00 <Serenity> they dont use the term when diagnosing
37:00 <StrykerX> Aspergers was merged into the Autism spectrum.
37:00 <StrykerX> A while ago.
37:00 <Serenity> yes ASD
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: so you wrote DSM 5?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah ASD covers it all now
37:00 <Serenity> we literally just went through the DSM-5 diagnosis
37:00 <Dugnuts> no idea what you are talking about TokenDaRing
38:00 <Dugnuts> i dont keep up with it that much
38:00 <Dugnuts> just read slashdot
38:00 <partay> but at the end of the day Picard is still as dumb as a bag of rocks 
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I know a family with a kid who is deffers Autistic but they refuse t o go to a doctor about it and call it "Behavioural issues"
38:00 <Serenity> I feel sorry for that kid TokenDaRing
39:00 <Serenity> they have so much potential with proper guidence
39:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing if they havnt seen a doctor how do u know what the kid has?
39:00 <StrykerX>  <partay> but at the end of the day Picard is still as dumb as a bag of rocks  << Unrelated buy true
39:00 <StrykerX> But*
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: because it's pretty fucking obvious from the way he plays with other kids and talks to people
39:00 <Serenity> you can tell ASD kids a mile off
39:00 <Picard> u are a doctor?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Serenity
39:00 <Serenity> how do you think most get sent to doctors in the first place
40:00 <StrykerX> You don't need to be a doctor to pick ASD Picard 
40:00 <Picard> maybe he is just a cunt of a kid?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> the family just doesn't want to face the possibility
40:00 <Serenity> ASD has nothing to do with cunt kids
40:00 <StrykerX> Clearly Picard has no idea
40:00 <StrykerX> So, moving on.
40:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: Picard's from the dark ages where mental illness wasn't a thing
40:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, that's sad. With support the child will flourish
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I know StrykerX
40:00 <StrykerX> Without, said child will likely struggle.
40:00 <TokenDaRing> but they just don't want to face that their might be something "different" about him
41:00 <Picard> clearly society has accepted kids nowdays are little cunts who need a kick in the arse. instead of discipline they now have an illness
41:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, dark ages where ASD was an asylum sentence?
41:00 <Serenity> well my son is in grade 2, doing half of his school load at grade 3 and its still too easy
41:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: yeah
41:00 <Serenity> ASD has NOTHING to do with kids being cunts picard far out
41:00 <Serenity> its nothing with behaviour at all
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's soluition: just keep hitting them
41:00 <TokenDaRing> explains why he's such a shithead
41:00 <StrykerX> Picard, do you believe that ASD kids should be placed in a mental institute?
42:00 <Dugnuts> ...
42:00 <Serenity> hitting an autistic child does nothing
42:00 <Picard> no StrykerX
42:00 <Picard> im just saying society makes excuses nowdays
42:00 <Serenity> im so glad my kids school is so good with him
42:00 <StrykerX> I work with autistic children and adults. You can tell it's not "cunt of a kid"
42:00 <StrykerX> That's a very poor outlook on it.
43:00 <StrykerX> I'm genuinely disgusted by you Picard 
43:00 <Serenity> its why a lot of autistic kids end up like people like awolf
43:00 <Doodle> [21:42] <StrykerX> I work with autistic children and adults.  <- dont talk about your workmateslike that
43:00 <StrykerX> And that's rare.
43:00 <Serenity> and chris
43:00 <Picard> StrykerX u are a delivery truck driver arnt u?
43:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, no they're just cunts
43:00 <Doodle> lo0l
43:00 <Doodle> -0
43:00 <StrykerX> Picard, stopped that ages ago buddy
43:00 <Picard> ages ago?
43:00 <StrykerX> Months ago
44:00 <Picard> it was only a few months ago u were whining about the greens stopping trucks in the cbd
44:00 <Serenity> anyway anyone with a brain knows autism is more than a naughty child
44:00 <StrykerX> Agreed Serenity
44:00 <Picard> i agree Serenity
44:00 <Picard> you missed the point i was making
44:00 <Serenity> dont believe i did
45:00 <Picard> appears you did
45:00 <loldrop> I missed it
45:00 <loldrop> sorry
45:00 <StrykerX> Your point, Picard, was that most kids with ASD diagnosis are really  just "cunts of kids"
45:00 <StrykerX> Which is pathetic.
45:00 <Serenity> considering the oreal it takes to get a diagnosis
45:00 <Serenity> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> ordeal
46:00 <StrykerX> I sincerely hope none of your kids are on the spectrum, Picard.
46:00 <StrykerX> You'd prolly beat them senseless for playing up.
47:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: Picard gets the old belt out
47:00 <Doodle> OREAL
47:00 <Doodle> sounds hot
47:00 <TokenDaRing> then tells them they can't have dinner 
47:00 <Picard> no StrykerX i didnt say that
47:00 <TheRiddler> no dad no!
47:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, no surprises there.
48:00 <Picard> my kids have never been hit in their lives
48:00 <StrykerX> Bullshit.
48:00 <Doodle> except with the ugly stick?
48:00 <Serenity> funnily enough my asd child is better behave that most NT children rofl
48:00 <StrykerX> You were just rambling about non-discliplined children.
48:00 <StrykerX> I doubt you've never hit them
48:00 <StrykerX> I'd believe Chris has quit weed before I believed that.
49:00 <Picard> you dont have to hit anyone to discipline them
49:00 <StrykerX> I know this.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard doesn't hit them, he just locks them up in the cupboard
50:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <MrMark> are we all naked and having an orgy yet?
51:00 <Doodle> fuck no
51:00 <Doodle> not with these cunts
51:00 <Picard> taking a phone off them is a big enough punishment
51:00 <MrMark> sigh
52:00 <Serenity> :( Doodle
52:00 <StrykerX> Doodle is just in denial.
52:00 <StrykerX> That's all.
52:00 <Picard> Doodle is naked, im watching him now
53:00 <MrMark> how big is Doodles doodle?
53:00 <Doodle> microscopic
53:00 <Doodle> inverted
54:00 <StrykerX> Who's inverted?
54:00 <StrykerX> XChat crashed.
54:00 <MrMark> i am
54:00 <StrykerX> MrMark, do you basically have a vag?
54:00 <MrMark> yep
54:00 <MrMark> i had the op
55:00 <StrykerX> MrMark, msg Picard 
55:00 <StrykerX> He might be your type.
56:00 <MrMark> i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
57:00 <Serenity> IN 77 AND 69 REVOLUTION WAS IN THE AIIRR
58:00 <MrMark> oooer
04:00 <MrMark> good taste in music Serenity
04:00 <TheRiddler> nooo
04:00 <TheRiddler> horrid song!
04:00 <MrMark> good song
05:00 <fawks>  Lmao ash
05:00 <fawks> You're traumatised
05:00 <MrMark> im trannytised
06:00 <TheRiddler> yes
06:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
06:00 <Dugnuts> trannytised?
06:00 <Dugnuts> what the heck does that mean?
06:00 <StrykerX> Mesmorised by a tranny.
06:00 <Dugnuts> i was imagining a werewolf/vampire type thing
07:00 <Dugnuts> he got bitten by a tranny and now he becomes one
07:00 <MrMark> yep
07:00 <MrMark> exactly
07:00 <MrMark> big pink bus
09:00 <Dugnuts> what?
09:00 <Dugnuts> a big pink bus?
09:00 <Dugnuts> wtf are you talking about
10:00 <MrMark> sigh
10:00 <MrMark> dont u watch movies?
10:00 <MrMark> from the 90s
10:00 <MrMark> gawd
10:00 <Dugnuts> not all of them
11:00 <stebie> not with questionable titles
11:00 <stebie> if that is the title
11:00 <MrMark> no
11:00 <MrMark> mainstream
12:00 <MrMark> one of the best aussie movies ever
12:00 <Dugnuts> whats the movie you are talking to?
12:00 <Dugnuts> oh
12:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
12:00 <MrMark> Guy Pearce
12:00 <MrMark> HUgo Weaving
12:00 <MrMark> Terance Stamp
15:00 <Serenity> PRICILLA
16:00 <Dugnuts> oh
16:00 <Dugnuts> i think i only ever watched that once
18:00 <ness> hey assholes
18:00 <Dugnuts> sup beyotch
18:00 <Serenity> ive seen it about 64 times
18:00 <ness> take your Dugnuts away from me
19:00 <Dugnuts> ...
19:00 <Dugnuts> right
19:00 <Picard> its not safe!!
19:00 <Dugnuts> you call me an asshole, i call you a bitch
19:00 <partay> ness make me a sammich
19:00 <Dugnuts> i think thats fair
22:00 <ness> lol
23:00 <Dugnuts> lollerphone
29:00 <Dugnuts> aww
29:00 <Dugnuts> dont be silent now
29:00 <Serenity> errywun died
29:00 <Dugnuts> awww
34:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/mediatakeout/videos/912212638810684/?comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22O%22%7D
37:00 <Dugnuts> :(
37:00 <Dugnuts> well now im sad
44:00 <partay> then loof licked the cum off Picard's fat hairy ass 
44:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10982272_10205581712455547_8621164687922168702_n.jpg?oh=eeb35e8efcd5b76ad414ca0436e0e068&oe=55D605C1
44:00 <Serenity> jesus partay
44:00 <Serenity> that made me feel sick
45:00 <Serenity> lol doodle
46:00 <partay> Serenity this should make you feel better... http://content2.sexforsure.com/2015/02/18/13/pics/8.jpg
46:00 <Loof> oranges sure keep you regular
46:00 <Doodle> omnomnom
46:00 <Serenity> oh lordy
46:00 <Dugnuts> random
49:00 <Serenity> you just reminded me i havent looked at SG for ages
50:00 <Loof> stargate?
50:00 <Loof> suicide girls
50:00 <Loof> nvm
50:00 <Dugnuts> suicide girls im guissed
50:00 <Dugnuts> guessing
50:00 <Dugnuts> stupid fingers
50:00 <Doodle> singapore
51:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
51:00 <Loof> dat singer poor
52:00 <Loof> man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok
53:00 <Loof> might cook up a shitload of dim sims
54:00 <Serenity> give me all the dim sims
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <amsy> i want some :(
54:00 <Dugnuts> at this time of night?
55:00 <Serenity> im gonna start calling Dugnuts Rimmer
55:00 <Serenity> amsy dont they have them there?
55:00 <Dugnuts> smoke me a kipper
55:00 <Dugnuts> i'll be back for breakfast
57:00 <Dugnuts> just call me ace Serenity
57:00 <Serenity> yeah more like ace hole
57:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <amsy> no way
57:00 <amsy> dim sims are very australian
57:00 <amsy> you wouldnt even find them in the uk
58:00 <Doodle> so what do they do with their cats
58:00 <Serenity> trust us, aussies best fried snacks are all mashed up wads of random food covered by yummy anon stuff
58:00 <Dugnuts> haha
58:00 <amsy> chiko rolls
58:00 <Serenity> im not a huge fan of chiko rolls I like corn jakc
59:00 <Serenity> jacks
59:00 <Dugnuts> i can honestly say im not really into any of those fried things
59:00 <Dugnuts> bout the most i can handle is a crumbed sausage
59:00 <Doodle> chin deep in a chiko roll m8
59:00 <amsy> whats the difference between chiko rolls and corn jacks
00:00 <Serenity> chiko rolls are like cabbage n shit
00:00 <Serenity> corn jacks are... corn
00:00 <Doodle> and semen
00:00 <Dugnuts> fried corn and semen eh
00:00 <Dugnuts> classy
00:00 <Doodle> corn-jack
00:00 <Dugnuts> heh
01:00 <Serenity> http://www.simplotfoodservice.com.au/Resources/WebSite/Product/Prod273.jpg
01:00 <Picard> corn is good
01:00 <Serenity> best
01:00 <Dugnuts> :/
01:00 <Dugnuts> well jupiter rising was ok
01:00 <Picard> i had corn for dinner
02:00 <Dugnuts> i had corn with my dinner
02:00 <Dugnuts> but mains was lamb chops
02:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
02:00 <Dugnuts> my local butcher does some good meat
02:00 <Picard> scotch fillet for me
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: didn't you have sausage for dinner?
03:00 <Picard> nuh, thats tomorrow arvo when he is home from work
04:00 <TokenDaRing> meeting up with fellow Essendon man Matthew are you?
04:00 <Dugnuts> ho ho ho
04:00 <Serenity> i love lamb chops
04:00 <Dugnuts> ^5 Serenity
04:00 <Picard> i dislike essendon
05:00 <Dugnuts> i get scotch fillet too
05:00 <Dugnuts> its yummeh
05:00 <Serenity> i could never be a vego
05:00 <Serenity> how good is red meat
05:00 <Dugnuts> the best
05:00 <Dugnuts> absolute best
06:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
06:00 <Dugnuts> MMMMM
06:00 <Serenity> med/rare
06:00 <Serenity> mm
06:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmm
06:00 <Dugnuts> if you have it done any more than medium rare
06:00 <Dugnuts> you are a philistine
07:00 <Serenity> i used to like it well well done
07:00 <Serenity> but slowly over the years started liking it rarer
07:00 <Dugnuts> omg
07:00 <Dugnuts> did your mum used to burn meat
07:00 <Serenity> yup
07:00 <Dugnuts> i see
07:00 <Serenity> still does
07:00 <Dugnuts> my old man was the same
07:00 <Dugnuts> it wasnt until he met my mum that he realised meat didnt have to be brown and tough
07:00 <Serenity> couldnt be a trace of any colour in her meat lol
07:00 <Dugnuts> these days he likes it rare
09:00 <Serenity> some resturants now are refusing to do steak any higher than medium
09:00 <Serenity> like no medium well done etc
09:00 <Dugnuts> good
09:00 <Dugnuts> and i can understand why
09:00 <Dugnuts> takes too long
09:00 <Dugnuts> if you are out and one orders medium rare, the other orders well done
09:00 <Serenity> they order these massive rib eyes.. ask for well done
09:00 <Dugnuts> you have to wait forever
09:00 <Dugnuts> coz of that fucktard
09:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing can i ask u something?
09:00 <Serenity> but want their meal in 8 minutes and not to be tough
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: no
10:00 <Picard> rib eye is overrated
11:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
11:00 <Dugnuts> i had a good one at christmas
11:00 <Dugnuts> the company party had a good one
12:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing have you ever tasted your own cum?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> what kind of question is that
12:00 <Dugnuts> why are you so creepy Picard
12:00 <Dugnuts> come on man
12:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Picard
12:00 <TokenDaRing> you creepy fucker
13:00 <TokenDaRing> you're kinda fixated on peoples asses and cum
13:00 <TokenDaRing> bit weird mate
13:00 <Picard> lol TokenDaRing i take that as a yes
13:00 <TokenDaRing> take it however you like
14:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wait
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you already do 
14:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> bitch kissed me after taking a load in her mouth and spat it in my mouth
15:00 <TokenDaRing> come on you asked her to
15:00 <TokenDaRing> admit it
15:00 <Picard> nuh
16:00 <Dugnuts> come on, everyone has tasted their cum at some point
16:00 <Dugnuts> no reason to go on about it tho
17:00 <Picard> everyone?
17:00 <Dugnuts> yup
17:00 <Picard> k im off, nite cunt
17:00 <Dugnuts> nut fuckhead
18:00 <Dugnuts> night
18:00 <Dugnuts> goddamnit
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: nut works better for him
18:00 <Dugnuts> heh perhaps
18:00 <Dugnuts> my fingers are retarded today
21:00 <Serenity> uh
21:00 <Serenity> I was just reading through my spam mail cause sometimes its hilarious
21:00 <Serenity> n accidentally found this at the end of one in white text.. so i had to highlight it to see
21:00 <Serenity> Observed gary for our engagement ring.
21:00 <Serenity> Said melvin and then back. Year older than the bedroom door.
21:00 <Serenity> Explained charlie brushed her young. Pointed out of cold outside. Repeated charlie would come out here. Reminded her from home he knew. Replied kevin seeing charlie smiling. Pointed out of people who would. While maggie is but it looks like. Jenkins and he muttered under the phone.
21:00 <Serenity> Continued charlie quickly pulled the best.
22:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:00 <Serenity> weird
23:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
38:00 <Loof> i'm trying to learn to like it rare
39:00 <Loof> steak (sorry was scrolled up)
39:00 <Loof> i used to think if it was bloody the bacteria in the meat would still be alive
40:00 <Loof> but i've since learned the bacteria is only in the outer few milimetres of the flesh
40:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
40:00 <Loof> so searing is all that is really needed
40:00 <Dugnuts> and when they age it
40:00 <Dugnuts> they cut the outer stuff off
41:00 <Serenity> and the red stuff that comes out of the meat isnt blood anyway
41:00 <Loof> i see
48:00 <Serenity> bye loof
48:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks out
48:00 <Serenity> aye u
52:00 <ShadowLurker> aye me
52:00 <Serenity> chu doin
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