// #melbourne — 2015-05-03
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00:00:00 <slinky_J> i know a good foriegn film when i first see it
00:00:00 <slinky_J> this is poo
00:00:00 <Immutable> I'm pretty hot
00:00:00 <Immutable> I could get the same effect from looking in a mirror
00:00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
00:00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Now I have JT in my head
00:00:00 <Immutable> and smashing myself in the head
00:01:00 <slinky_J> dude
00:01:00 <slinky_J> DOOOD
00:01:00 <slinky_J> bro
00:01:00 <slinky_J> dewd
00:01:00 <slinky_J> WHERE'S MY CAR?!!!
00:01:00 <slinky_J> huhu
00:01:00 <slinky_J> gotcha.. *wiggles*
00:01:00 <Immutable> did you shove a toy car up your butt again?
00:01:00 <slinky_J> err
00:02:00 <slinky_J> like
00:02:00 <slinky_J> the problem is that you're talking about me inserting objects into my arse
00:02:00 <slinky_J> and I'm wondering why you're thinking of me performing that duty?
00:02:00 <Immutable> and how does that make you feel?
00:03:00 <slinky_J> Well my mother was a mother.
00:03:00 <Immutable> rofl
00:03:00 <superfunhappyslide> LOL
00:03:00 <slinky_J> lolzz
00:03:00 <Immutable> I see
00:03:00 <slinky_J> She'd frequently be kind to me.
00:03:00 <slinky_J> I know that is shameful.
00:04:00 <Immutable> mmm I see
00:04:00 <Immutable> please continue
00:04:00 <slinky_J> Praise Ja Ja Binks!
00:04:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck, dare it rain now.
00:05:00 <Immutable> you shouldn't take that from the weather
00:05:00 <Immutable> stand up for yourself
00:05:00 <slinky_J> if it weren't for the weather
00:06:00 <slinky_J> we wouldn't have left the pains of Africa that we well, lived on, at the time
00:06:00 <slinky_J> you see the rapid change in climate had us running around figuring out how to get around this shit
00:07:00 <slinky_J> so we figured to do what things we see are doing, to look like another thing
00:07:00 <slinky_J> only, looking like a woman apparently wasn't a thing
00:07:00 <slinky_J> fyi, I looked fantastic!
00:08:00 <slinky_J> so there we are, our shadows casting shadows over other peoples shadows that're trying to catch a glimpse of their shadow, and I am so in love.
00:09:00 <slinky_J> superfunhappyslide, on a serious note
00:09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes....
00:09:00 <slinky_J> If you knew that in ten years you would win twenty-million dollars
00:10:00 <superfunhappyslide> I just read your shadow thing LOL
00:10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahahah
00:10:00 <slinky_J> what would you do
00:10:00 <slinky_J> and you know that
00:10:00 <slinky_J> "what would you do"
00:10:00 <slinky_J> is more than that
00:10:00 <slinky_J> think about it and then say.
00:11:00 <superfunhappyslide> One sec
00:11:00 <slinky_J> take all the time u like
00:13:00 <slinky_J> I know what I'd do
00:13:00 <slinky_J> :)
00:15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so
00:15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Life is as is
00:15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Now
00:15:00 <slinky_J> life just is hey
00:15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Until I win this 20 mil
00:16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
00:16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok
00:16:00 <slinky_J> it's like it doesn't exist
00:16:00 <slinky_J> because it doesnt
00:16:00 <slinky_J> it's only the future, it's only twenty-million dollars
00:16:00 <slinky_J> all that matters is today
00:16:00 <slinky_J> you think that's true??
00:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmm
00:19:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't think I would change all that much
00:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Just bc in 20 yrs time things will be sweet
00:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why waste today
00:22:00 <slinky_J> I asked facebook the question
00:22:00 <slinky_J> Venom V SPAWN film
00:22:00 <slinky_J> featuring Carnage
00:22:00 <slinky_J> b so cool
00:40:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh1rznkptCM
00:40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fugees - Manifest Views: 313,308 Uploader: MusicIsDreams Uploaded: May 6, 2010 Duration: 6m0s Rating: 4.92
00:40:00 <slinky_J> peace!
00:41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lauren
00:41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hill
00:41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lauryn
00:41:00 <superfunhappyslide> However it's spelt
00:41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Completely broke apparently
00:41:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/7Reubtp.jpg
00:42:00 <Loof> me irl ^
00:43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Manicure?
00:45:00 <slinky_J> k
00:45:00 <slinky_J> i am eating pizza
00:46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Choice pizza
00:47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not from NZ
01:14:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck me this true story show is so annoying
01:14:00 <slinky_J> as annoying as myth busters
01:14:00 <slinky_J> BYE
01:17:00 <British^Meat> why is b1 so quiet these days?
01:18:00 <British^Meat> is his chatter being restricted only to Taco's loser server?
01:20:00 <slinky_J> i thouoght he quit
01:20:00 <slinky_J> thought*
01:20:00 <slinky_J> oh are they mirroring the channel?
01:21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Government
01:21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Watching
01:22:00 <slinky_J> Boko Haram commin' for you!
01:22:00 <slinky_J> I know someone
01:22:00 <slinky_J> asked me to disconnect my lol
01:22:00 <slinky_J> soz
01:22:00 <slinky_J> my Kinect from my xbox one
01:22:00 <slinky_J> because he is just so unsure that he wont take that chance
01:23:00 <slinky_J> althought every day people pass by cameras, whilst they walk and drive
01:23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
01:24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh the kinect creeps me out some tunes
01:24:00 <gdrc> tell me baby
01:24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Time
01:24:00 <gdrc> are you wet?
01:25:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think that was directed at you
01:25:00 <slinky_J> not me
01:26:00 <slinky_J> it'd take billions to spy on people through webcams and kinect
01:26:00 <slinky_J> and such
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> And the people
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Of Iraq
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> And such
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> And so on
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Don't have maps
01:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I guess
01:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cameras everywhere
01:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Every corner
01:27:00 <slinky_J> don't much about the people of Iraq
01:27:00 <slinky_J> besides ancient history
01:28:00 <slinky_J> did you know that the translation of Islam is To Submit
01:29:00 <superfunhappyslide> http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww
01:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question Views: 62,273,141 Uploader: IRamzayI Uploaded: Aug 25, 2007 Duration: 0m49s Rating: 4.65
01:29:00 <superfunhappyslide> I didn't
01:29:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's interesting
01:42:00 <slinky_J> Excaliber is on chan 9!
01:42:00 <slinky_J> well more me 1:30
02:02:00 <Serenity> hey everyone b1 is alive
02:20:00 <Maurice> Was he missing
02:25:00 <Bastardly_One> that I am
02:38:00 <Serenity> he was
02:41:00 <grilld> ?
02:48:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:47] <grilld> if I was you id shut the fuck up about faux
02:48:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:47] <grilld> leave her alone!
02:48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit
02:53:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know wht I go mia all the time
02:54:00 <grilld> you should go MIA for the rest of your life jamie
03:14:00 <grilld> LOL
03:14:00 <grilld> MeGusta shit
16:37:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:38:00 <TheRiddler> I got hit by a warning claiming that I was viewing cp last night :/
16:38:00 <TheRiddler> I was browsing xnxx.com at the time
16:39:00 <stebie> did it ask for money?
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> no
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> it was claiming to be from interpol
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> I did a search
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> it's a virus
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> phew
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> well I didn't read all of it
16:41:00 <slinky_J> hope BF Hardline is good
16:42:00 <slinky_J> deleted 2 games to install it eh
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> so now I'm going to have to get a virus scanner
16:44:00 <doctor> they get through by pretending to be an adobe or java update
16:44:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
16:45:00 <TheRiddler> it was on my nexus 7
16:45:00 <British^Meat> b b b b but, did u look and child p p p porn?
16:45:00 <stebie> sounds like a popup
16:45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
16:48:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01_
16:49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hai!
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> no I wasn't looking for cp lol
16:52:00 <British^Meat> phew, sáll good then
16:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:13:00 <amsy> ash?
17:13:00 <stebie> he just wanted you to know he wasn't looking at cp
17:13:00 <amsy> hahaha
17:14:00 <amsy> :/
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> I cant get into #cunts
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> that's what lol
17:16:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's because you're ugly?
17:16:00 <Skirmish> OH ... you mean the channel. Sorry.
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have high enough access it says
17:18:00 <stebie> it's +i
17:18:00 <stebie> you can use ChanOP to invite yourself, if you have access
17:18:00 <stebie> /ChanOP invite #cunts
17:18:00 <slinky_J> sif this chick does porn http://content.thehun.net/1960/1960829_An_amateur_girl_doing_a_stranger_in_this_movie_from_Robby.html
17:18:00 <slinky_J> so hot
17:19:00 <slinky_J> should b a movie starr
17:19:00 <stebie> or something like that
17:19:00 <slinky_J> ;D
17:19:00 <slinky_J> i had a tuna sanga
17:20:00 <stebie> slinky_J, /ChanOP invite battlefield Hardline multi
17:21:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:21:00 <slinky_J> eheheh
17:26:00 <TheRiddler> oh
17:26:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to do chanop join
17:29:00 <Nikky`> Guess they don't want you TheRiddler
17:29:00 <Nikky`> Oh well
17:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:30:00 <TheRiddler> no we have a serial joiner/idler/evader/etc
17:31:00 <TheRiddler> cant do anything but constantly banning
17:31:00 <Nikky`> Its me
17:31:00 <Nikky`> I'm such a rebel
17:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:32:00 <amsy> hehe
17:38:00 <Immutable> ooh that's sexy
17:38:00 <Immutable> we have a rebel
17:38:00 <Nikky`> Thats right - rebel without a clue!!
17:38:00 <Immutable> ooh
17:39:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
17:41:00 <Nikky`> I am feeling so cold and body shaking - brrrrr
17:41:00 <Nikky`> I need someone to cook my dinner so I can get in bed
17:41:00 <amsy> its warm here!
17:42:00 <Immutable> lol
17:42:00 <Immutable> I need someone to do my ironing
17:42:00 <Nikky`> Where are you tho? back in Aust or?
17:42:00 <Immutable> I'm in Sydney
17:42:00 <Nikky`> that is why you buy clothes you don't need to iron
17:42:00 <amsy> norway still
17:42:00 <amsy> lol its 8c....
17:43:00 <Nikky`> Yes, very warm
17:43:00 <Nikky`> How can you handle the heatwave
17:43:00 <amsy> just barely
17:43:00 <amsy> ive been sleeping with my windows wide open at night
17:43:00 <amsy> a balmy 3 degrees
17:44:00 <Immutable> :P
17:44:00 <amsy> i wish i was kidding...
17:45:00 <Immutable> :P
17:45:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm 3 degrees
17:46:00 <Skirmish> If Ethan was older we'd be moving to Tasmania.
17:46:00 <Nikky`> Why?
17:46:00 <Skirmish> I like the cold.
17:46:00 <Immutable> me too
17:47:00 <amsy> i like any weather
17:47:00 <Skirmish> Dinner is ready!
17:47:00 <Immutable> I can't tweek my nips when its too hot
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> even a humid 70% at 30C?
17:48:00 <amsy> yeah ash
17:48:00 <amsy> any weather.
17:50:00 <amsy> i always liked the heat and never the cold in aus but when i moved i pretty much just had to get used to the fact that weather will rarely go my way
17:50:00 <amsy> so i learned to like it all
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> ah yeah
17:51:00 <Nikky`> I prefer cold over heat but sometimes it can be just too damn cold
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer warm
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> but not hot
17:52:00 <Nikky`> I could handle 20-25 year round
17:52:00 <Nikky`> %0 humidity
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> cold sux because you cant be naked lol
17:52:00 <amsy> where..
17:52:00 <Immutable> yes you can
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> it's only good for rugging up in bed
17:52:00 <Immutable> you're just not trying
17:58:00 <Dugnuts> anyone watching the test?
17:59:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
17:59:00 <Dugnuts> more blankets
17:59:00 <Dugnuts> thats teh solution TheRiddler
17:59:00 <Dugnuts> not clothes
17:59:00 <Dugnuts> i havent worn pyjamas since i was 16
17:59:00 <Dugnuts> not gonna break that tradition now
18:00:00 <Nikky`> pjs and blankets
18:00:00 <Dugnuts> no
18:00:00 <Dugnuts> coz he wanted to be naked
18:00:00 <Dugnuts> so pjs obviously arent part of it
18:00:00 <Dugnuts> come on Nikky`
18:00:00 <Nikky`> What?
18:00:00 <Nikky`> I like pjs
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> but it obviously wasnt the answer
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> come on
18:01:00 <Nikky`> Maybe not but was my answer
18:01:00 <amsy> hate sleeping in pjs
18:01:00 <amsy> i get tangled in the pants
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
18:03:00 <doctor> i sleep in my day clothes
18:03:00 <Doodle> :o
18:03:00 <amsy> :o
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> I wear shirt n boxers to bed
18:04:00 <Doodle> hngg
18:04:00 <Doodle> i wear nothing
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> in winter
18:04:00 <Doodle> jocks when its cold
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> and just boxers in summer
18:04:00 <amsy> i wear nothing
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> I cant handle sleeping naked because I keep idling playing with myself lol
18:04:00 <Doodle> :/
18:05:00 <Doodle> pics amsy
18:05:00 <amsy> lol
18:05:00 <amsy> ash, this isnt surprising
18:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:06:00 <amsy> youre not 4 anymore, leave your doodle alone
18:06:00 <Doodle> lol
18:06:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
18:08:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooooooooooo
18:08:00 <Doodle> please be nice, its cold
18:08:00 <amsy> :o
18:09:00 <Nikky`> I will warm my hands first
18:09:00 <Nikky`> I don't want to feel deflated either
18:09:00 <Nikky`> :P
18:09:00 <Doodle> lol
18:09:00 <Doodle> we cant have it retracting like a snails eye
18:10:00 <stompin> straya just got beaten
18:11:00 <nate> yup no excuses this time
18:11:00 <nate> kiwis 2 good
18:11:00 <stompin> yerp
18:11:00 <stompin> smashed
18:12:00 <Nikky`> stoopid kiwis
18:13:00 <zaim> omg racist
18:13:00 <Nikky`> omg nooooo
18:13:00 <zaim> cant believe you said that
18:13:00 <zaim> i am appauled
18:13:00 <Nikky`> you should believe it
18:13:00 <Nikky`> We discussed our hate for the kiwis
18:13:00 <zaim> relax man. everyone hates kiwis
18:14:00 <Nikky`> I know sooooooo.. seeing I was born in NZ, you basically hate me
18:14:00 <Lumeah> Must
18:14:00 <Lumeah> Hi
18:14:00 <Nikky`> Hey
18:17:00 <zaim> that just makes things much more interesting between u and i
18:17:00 <zaim> now we can roleplay properly
18:18:00 <Nikky`> Its ok tho..I am aussie now.. Australia has won the wonderful me
18:18:00 <Nikky`> No taking it back - I am here to stay :P
18:18:00 <zaim> better be
18:19:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. no accent, i'd never fit in
18:21:00 <Dugnuts> oh fuck
18:21:00 <Dugnuts> FUCKING KIWIS\
18:21:00 <Dugnuts> just beat us in the league test
18:21:00 <Dugnuts> godadmn them
18:25:00 <Nikky`> We discussed those dirty kiwis Dugnuts
18:25:00 <Nikky`> :P
18:26:00 <nate> kiwis owned the aussies
18:26:00 <nate> embarrASSment
18:26:00 <Nikky`> I sadly work with a bunch of kiwis.. won't hear the end of it *sigh*
18:26:00 <zaim> choice brew
18:26:00 <zaim> do u hear that heaps?
18:26:00 <zaim> oh shut!
18:27:00 <nate> cuzin zaim
18:27:00 <zaim> yes brew
18:27:00 <nate> u ace
18:27:00 <zaim> choice
18:27:00 <Nikky`> lol they are female so no, not really
18:28:00 <nate> big ladies eeey!
18:28:00 <zaim> nice haircut gurl
18:28:00 <nate> hmmm ;D
18:28:00 <zaim> but with the accent
18:29:00 <Dugnuts> heh
18:30:00 <Dugnuts> when i was on the mines we always called the kiwis the 'cuzzybros
18:30:00 <Dugnuts> coz it was either CUZ
18:30:00 <Dugnuts> or BRO
18:30:00 <Dugnuts> thats what they called everyone
18:30:00 <TheRiddler> bru
18:30:00 <zaim> that makes sense
18:31:00 <Nikky`> My friend and I just drop the c bomb to each other.. how we role
18:31:00 <zaim> cunt?
18:31:00 <IAmSpeed> Roll?
18:31:00 <Nikky`> roll
18:31:00 <Nikky`> yes
18:31:00 <Nikky`> No zaim
18:32:00 <zaim> i dont believe you
18:32:00 <Nikky`> you should
18:32:00 <zaim> okay i will
18:32:00 <zaim> for u
18:32:00 <Nikky`> thank you - such an adorable cunt
18:33:00 <zaim> X
18:33:00 <zaim> if i had a dolla for everytime i was called that
18:33:00 <Nikky`> xx
18:33:00 <Nikky`> you would have a dolla?
18:33:00 <zaim> nah uhhhhh
18:33:00 <zaim> id have lots of them
18:34:00 <Nikky`> lots eh
18:35:00 <Serenity> [4:30pm] <Dugnuts> when i was on the mines we always called the kiwis the 'cuzzybros - you and everyone else in the country whos not a maori
18:35:00 <Nikky`> Its my 9 years at work on Friday.. cant wait to count down till the 10
18:35:00 <Serenity> getting long service Nikky`?
18:36:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
18:36:00 <Nikky`> And 10k
18:36:00 <TheRiddler> nice
18:36:00 <Nikky`> what my company does when you reach 10 years
18:36:00 <TheRiddler> what are planning to do?
18:36:00 <TheRiddler> *you
18:36:00 <Serenity> oh nice
18:37:00 <Nikky`> Not sure.. might travel or be sensible
18:37:00 <Serenity> nice 10g to take long service holidays!
18:37:00 <Nikky`> Haven't decided
18:37:00 <Nikky`> well after it is taxed its 6k or so
18:37:00 <TheRiddler> damn
18:37:00 <Serenity> still a nice amount for a holiday
18:37:00 <stompin> 6k to blow on hookers and cocain
18:37:00 <zaim> stompin, i second that
18:37:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is
18:38:00 <nate> 6k enough for fake boobs?:)
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> yes
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:38:00 <Nikky`> I don't need fake boobs
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> get a fake cock
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:38:00 <nate> we all need fake boobs
18:39:00 <Nikky`> there you go TheRiddler.. nate will happily give you his cock
18:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:39:00 <Serenity> no one needs fake boobs
18:40:00 <nate> my confidence is low :D
18:43:00 <Nikky`> oh well
18:43:00 <Lumeah> You can have mine
18:43:00 <Lumeah> partay: won't miss them
18:44:00 <nate> motorboat!
18:44:00 <Nikky`> Make me a sammich partay.. why are you out of the kitchen?
18:45:00 <Lumeah> A sammich too please
18:45:00 <nate> i will have a slap in the face
18:51:00 <nate> still like your job after 9 years, or would u rather be a supermodel?
18:53:00 <Nikky`> lol it has its moments - like right now
18:53:00 <Nikky`> anywho I am off
18:58:00 <slinky_J> lol the Australian pizza at this store is tomato, cheese, ham
18:58:00 <slinky_J> lame
19:07:00 <Dugnuts> wow
19:07:00 <Dugnuts> that is lame
19:07:00 <couleurs> ur lame
19:09:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
19:10:00 <Lumeah> Where's my show??
19:10:00 <Lumeah> Cuz ya boring nows...
19:11:00 <Lumeah> #melbourne... Stop rolling... Never thought I'd the day.
19:11:00 <amsy> ok
19:12:00 <couleurs> ok
19:12:00 <nate> Lumeah start up some girl chat:)
19:12:00 <TheRiddler> gaze into your crystalball
19:12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:12:00 <couleurs> HeLLo LaDiEs
19:12:00 <Lumeah> Haha
19:12:00 <Lumeah> Ladies?
19:12:00 <amsy> Hi cc !
19:12:00 <Lumeah> What ladies?
19:13:00 <amsy> speak for yourself
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm the classiest of ladies
19:13:00 <amsy> hahaha :'(
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:14:00 <couleurs> Hi amsy !
19:17:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqhU7JU7-IE
19:17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Run Away Lyrics Views: 429,622 Uploader: sirenbeauty Uploaded: May 4, 2009 Duration: 3m38s Rating: 4.87
19:17:00 <nate> i would run away with couleurs
19:18:00 <nate> make irc with me through the night
19:18:00 <Lumeah> Sure.. I. A lady...
19:18:00 <couleurs> cheeky sausage
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> you a lizzard arry
19:20:00 <Lumeah> Meaning?
19:25:00 <slinky_J> lol nate
19:37:00 <Lumeah> Hi mews
19:37:00 <Lumeah> Slinky_J..
19:37:00 <Lumeah> S
19:37:00 <Lumeah> Add some flavoured words mews.
19:49:00 <StrykerX> No.
19:49:00 <amsy> i honestly have no idea what Lumeah is saying
19:49:00 <slinky_J> hi lume
19:49:00 <Lumeah> Hi big hugs
19:50:00 <Lumeah> Some terms of endearment.
19:50:00 <slinky_J> i love that every time the judges on MKR are served something, they act like it's the first thing they've ever eaten
19:50:00 <nate> its easy to fall in love with Lumeah
19:50:00 <Lumeah> Some colourful chit chat
19:51:00 <Lumeah> Are u nate?
20:28:00 <Serenity> :o
20:28:00 <Serenity> howdy
20:28:00 <StrykerX> :o
20:28:00 <StrykerX> Ohai
20:28:00 <Serenity> sup
20:29:00 <StrykerX> Smoko
20:29:00 <StrykerX> U?
20:31:00 <slinky_J> mmm citris flavoured chinotto :P
20:31:00 <Serenity> yeah nm just had dinner
20:31:00 <Serenity> ready for bed tbh
20:31:00 <Lumeah> yum?
20:37:00 <StrykerX> Yeah same
20:37:00 <StrykerX> Bed would be good.
20:37:00 <slinky_J> meh Hardline is meh
20:37:00 <Serenity> god a big few weeks comign up so i did absolutely nothing this weekend
20:38:00 <Serenity> got*
20:38:00 <slinky_J> not even rub one out?
20:38:00 <Serenity> uh no
20:38:00 <slinky_J> WOAH!
20:38:00 <StrykerX> She's married
20:38:00 <StrykerX> She doesn't need to.
20:38:00 <StrykerX> Sex on tap.
20:38:00 <Serenity> haha
20:38:00 <slinky_J> nah u still gotta masturbate
20:38:00 <Serenity> never been a big fapper tbh
20:39:00 <StrykerX> Never needed to be? :P
20:39:00 <Serenity> what are you trying to say!
20:39:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:39:00 <StrykerX> Ohhh nothing >.>
20:39:00 <Serenity> :P
20:39:00 <slinky_J> i luv fappin chicks off
20:40:00 <StrykerX> I love fapping me off
20:40:00 <StrykerX> It's a tri-daily occurance.
20:40:00 <StrykerX> :')
20:40:00 <amsy> do you have any skin left?
20:41:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
20:41:00 <StrykerX> Not much but there's some there.
20:42:00 <Serenity> loll
20:44:00 <Loof> lumeah2 da tweaker
20:44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zvfolTs.gifv
20:44:00 <couleurs> amsy n me fighteing
20:45:00 <Loof> the constant shit speaker
20:45:00 <lumeah2> Ah nice quit message.
20:45:00 <Loof> and now she's been with pieter
20:45:00 <Loof> nobody wants to meet her
20:46:00 <lumeah2> I haven't.. Laugh at all u.. Cuz u believe shit.
20:46:00 <lumeah2> Well done
20:46:00 <lumeah2> Pats on the back
20:46:00 <amsy> hahaha
20:46:00 <lumeah2> Silly rumours
20:48:00 <Loof> greet her?
20:48:00 <Loof> eat her?
20:48:00 <Loof> the only want to beat her
20:48:00 <Loof> when it comes to winter time she cant afford a heater
20:48:00 <Serenity> oooh our new place has ducted reverse cycle
20:49:00 <Serenity> im so excited
20:49:00 <slinky_J> moving huh
20:49:00 <Serenity> mhm
20:50:00 <slinky_J> ABOUT TIME
20:50:00 <gummyb3ar> hey aussie
20:50:00 <gummyb3ar> opps none talk
20:55:00 <StrykerX> lolwut
20:55:00 <Serenity> is that the indo lesbian?
21:00:00 <StrykerX> Yup
21:00:00 <Loof> red rings, round my penis, means i love me
21:01:00 <Doodle> crikey
21:02:00 <StrykerX> Also means you should be speaking to your doctor.
21:02:00 <nate> thats just Doodles lip stick :D
21:02:00 <Doodle> looool
21:02:00 <Doodle> shh
21:02:00 <Doodle> mine is pink
21:02:00 <Doodle> and glittery
21:03:00 <Loof> sparkly
21:03:00 <Loof> with glow in the dark features
21:03:00 <Doodle> ;)
21:03:00 <Loof> (requires batteries)
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> cooking honey mustard chicken
21:12:00 <nate> https://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Content/ProductImages/big/792695.JPG
21:12:00 <nate> i like that
21:12:00 <nate> ;D
21:12:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:14:00 <slinky_J> cook me some
21:14:00 <slinky_J> im still hungry
21:16:00 <partay> who is going to make me a sammich ?
21:17:00 <Doodle> you've got a wife haven't you?
21:17:00 <StrykerX> If so, why is she out of the kitchen?
21:18:00 <Dugnuts> gotta be careful what utensils you give them
21:18:00 <partay> i do.. she made dinner.. so no sammiches
21:18:00 <Dugnuts> they might make lockpicks out of
21:18:00 <Dugnuts> them
21:32:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
21:32:00 <Immutable> I'm bored
21:32:00 <Immutable> I just want to idle for a while
21:33:00 <nate> did u say cybersex
21:33:00 <nate> WOOPIE!
21:33:00 <Doodle> yes
21:33:00 <Immutable> yay
21:34:00 <Immutable> I want to cyber with xm
21:34:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAAoLAcZTAA
21:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: AMV - Kееp Yοur Εyеs Οpеn 720p Views: 1,800,345 Uploader: TheNextKingOfAMVz Uploaded: Nov 17, 2013 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.96
21:34:00 <nate> xm is pretty smart
21:35:00 <Immutable> she knows her left from her right
21:36:00 <Serenity> he
21:37:00 <Immutable> :/
21:37:00 <Immutable> I still want to cyber
21:37:00 <Doodle> lol
21:38:00 <nate> whos your next pick
21:38:00 <nate> b1 ;D
21:39:00 <slinky_J> OH MA GOSH NATE
21:39:00 <slinky_J> oh mah gooosshh!!!
21:39:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11205486_10153202567172110_1504939793028366121_n.jpg?oh=628d6134f0f8b58bff41b9710040d0d9&oe=55D8AFE7
21:40:00 <nate> is that baby hippo eating her nose
21:40:00 <Immutable> my next pick would be faux
21:49:00 <faux> For what
21:50:00 <Dugnuts> murder list?
21:50:00 <faux> Oh
21:50:00 <Doodle> the sex
21:51:00 <faux> Oh
21:51:00 <nate> hump back whales
21:51:00 <Immutable> no just cyber sex
21:52:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like she's already going Immutable
21:52:00 <Dugnuts> a few more Oh's and she'll be there
21:52:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
21:53:00 <Immutable> she already came that's how good I am
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
21:53:00 <Doodle> lol
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi!
21:54:00 <Doodle> its ok look
21:54:00 <Doodle> LOOK
21:54:00 <Immutable> yeah he fixed it
21:54:00 <Doodle> look with your new eyes
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
21:55:00 <Doodle> hot, how did you know what i like
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off with your scrotum
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> just do *touches nose*
21:55:00 <Doodle> its written in the girls toilets isnt it
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
21:56:00 <Doodle> damn them
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i've heard a thing or two
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
21:56:00 <Doodle> D:
21:56:00 <Doodle> they dont know anything about anything
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know righ
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
21:57:00 <xm> Immutable, why did you think i was female?
21:57:00 <Doodle> cos of your makeup
21:57:00 <xm> that's right im a Chinese opera singer
21:57:00 <Immutable> <12:10:15 xm> I am female.
21:58:00 <Immutable> from china
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too!
21:58:00 <Immutable> <FUK:YO:MUDDA TIME katatonic_kate01> I am male.
22:02:00 <xm> <Immutable> hi a/l? i know your sex already. i know you want it bad ;)
22:02:00 <couleurs> that the kind of PMs i get from nate
22:03:00 <Doodle> i like nate's pms
22:03:00 <Doodle> they make me feel like a real woman
22:03:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:03:00 <xm> <nate> im a personal trainer... n i want 2 get personal with u ;)
22:03:00 <Doodle> looool
22:04:00 <Immutable> xm yo xm push my turn me on button
22:04:00 <couleurs> <nate> whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? i don't have a ferrari ;)
22:04:00 <Immutable> located on my knee
22:04:00 <Immutable> my sexy knee
22:07:00 <slinky_J> baby hippo!
22:07:00 <slinky_J> omiglob
22:08:00 <slinky_J> blob globbit
22:09:00 <simba> tommy pickles
22:10:00 <Serenity> ba baaa
22:10:00 <Immutable> she's trying to say obama but can't
22:11:00 <slinky_J> Bella is such a selfish skank in twilight series
22:11:00 <slinky_J> ppl die coz of her da hobbit!
22:11:00 <Immutable> just like most womenz
22:11:00 <xm> hey i havent seen twilight yet dun spoil it 4 me
22:11:00 <Immutable> its realismszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
22:11:00 <slinky_J> its been on abc2 for weeks man
22:12:00 <xm> what a long movie
22:12:00 <Immutable> ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
22:12:00 <xm> what if you need to pee
22:12:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: they let you watch TV in Elizabeth?
22:12:00 <slinky_J> lol wtf
22:12:00 <Dugnuts> dont you hate when you are hungry for something sweet and you dont have anything sweet
22:13:00 <simba> no i love it
22:13:00 <Dugnuts> then you are fucking crazy
22:13:00 <Dugnuts> congrats
22:13:00 <simba> who gave u the job to label crazy
22:13:00 <Dugnuts> the international panel on crazy calling\
22:14:00 <Dugnuts> im not surprised you havent heard of it
22:14:00 <Dugnuts> crazy people usually havent
22:14:00 <xm> psychology faculties hand out honorary psychology degrees to those who have had the real life experience of running an IRC channel for more than 10 years
22:14:00 <xm> real live achievement unlocked
22:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ xm
22:15:00 <Immutable> :/
22:15:00 <Immutable> you earnt a useless piece of paper
22:17:00 <simba> u missed teh joke
22:18:00 <Immutable> ohnos
22:19:00 <simba> i wont tell anyone
22:19:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: trust me, NO ONE misses you
22:20:00 <Immutable> I miss simba
22:20:00 <TokenDaRing> Mufasa was way better
22:20:00 <simba> who said anything about missing me
22:20:00 <simba> you are a terrible irc user TokenDaRing
22:20:00 <TokenDaRing> a clear case of father being better than the son
22:20:00 <TokenDaRing> 22:17:45] <%simba> u missed teh joke
22:20:00 <TokenDaRing> the implication is that you are the joke
22:20:00 <simba> oh i get it good one
22:20:00 <simba> what a fat faggot
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i miss simba!
22:21:00 <TokenDaRing> awww simba, do you need some aloe vera?
22:21:00 <Immutable> I do
22:22:00 <simba> me 2
22:23:00 <Serenity> me 3
22:23:00 <TokenDaRing> but yeah, Mufasa was pretty badass
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> me 4!
22:23:00 <TokenDaRing> anyone with Darth Vader's voice
22:23:00 <Serenity> moo fass ahhh
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lion king was the best stage play
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> so gooood!
22:24:00 <Serenity> i wanna see it
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd totes go see it again
22:24:00 <simba> no cats was
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cats is coming!
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> shall be seeing that!
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> And i'm seeing Les Miserables this week
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
22:25:00 <slinky_J> yay the niger vampire is dead!
22:25:00 <slinky_J> h8 his cornrows
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you going on about?
22:26:00 <simba> im starring in the lion the witch and the wardrobe
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> as the wardrobe?
22:26:00 <Immutable> what the hell is cats about?
22:27:00 <gummyb3ar> hey aussies
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> hi gummyb3ar
22:27:00 <gummyb3ar> yoo riddler how are ya mate
22:27:00 <simba> yes im the wardrobe put clothes in me
22:27:00 <slinky_J> time to die dakota fanning
22:27:00 <slinky_J> wolf gonna eat your head bitch
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> cats
22:27:00 <slinky_J> ah yes, i can never get enough of watching her die.
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about the cats irc chat room
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY
22:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cats Musical - Memory Views: 18,037,324 Uploader: UrChatNoir Uploaded: Jul 23, 2007 Duration: 3m53s Rating: 4.87
22:29:00 <Serenity> ROFL KATE
22:29:00 <Serenity> imagine that
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it made me giggle
22:29:00 <simba> lol
22:29:00 <Serenity> me too
22:29:00 <TokenDaRing> #cats IRC musical would basically portray some junkies in the centrelink line
22:29:00 <TokenDaRing> arguing over who stole who's bong and lighter
22:30:00 <Serenity> gimme me farken loiter damoo
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> stray cats bumming around?
22:30:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl Serenity
22:30:00 <TokenDaRing> ciggy butt brain
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:30:00 <Serenity> hahah
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> that animation was hilarious!
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHySvxR1fqg <--- that kinda sums up # cats… i'm pretty sure they all look like that too!
22:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Rum Tum Tugger - starring John Partridge. HD, from Cats the Musical - the film. Views: 850,939 Uploader: Cats The Musical Uploaded: Aug 26, 2010 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.88
22:33:00 <Immutable> who would watch this?
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, a fuck load of peeps who enjoy musicals?
22:36:00 <Serenity> at least 850,939 people so far id say
22:39:00 <Immutable> :/
22:41:00 <Serenity> Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy is arguably one of the best movies ever made
22:42:00 <simba> i should see it
22:44:00 <Serenity> 4:)
22:45:00 <slinky_J> haz u seen the new TMNT simba?
22:45:00 <slinky_J> its so rad when the toidles are beatboxin
22:47:00 <simba> noooooooooooooo
22:47:00 <simba> isnt gob bluth in it
22:47:00 <simba> https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gob-trick.gif?w=650
22:51:00 <couleurs> kool
22:54:00 <slinky_J> gatv
22:54:00 <slinky_J> gaytv
22:56:00 <couleurs> ay mang i only watch tom hardy movies lel xD
22:58:00 <slinky_J> so glad he isnt a gay
23:00:00 <couleurs> SaMeS
23:00:00 <simba> go kristel palice
23:00:00 <couleurs> go teams
23:01:00 <Immutable> The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy gets more and more fucked up as the book series goes along
23:02:00 <Immutable> they wont make a sequal to the first movie
23:02:00 <Immutable> which is a shame
23:02:00 <British^Meat> hashtagmortalkombatx
23:02:00 <Serenity> i dunno i think its a bit of a smart idea
23:02:00 <Serenity> squals arent generally that good
23:03:00 <Serenity> e
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> the movie was poor
23:03:00 <Serenity> you get fucked
23:03:00 <Serenity> its hilarious
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> I mean compared to the book
23:04:00 <slinky_J> sequels can be great
23:05:00 <simba> yeah slinky_J is better than pandasdontdrive
23:05:00 <slinky_J> that dude aint got nothin on me
23:06:00 <slinky_J> i hope jared leto impresses as the joker in suicide squad
23:06:00 <Immutable> absolutely fabulous is just that
23:08:00 <slinky_J> i wonder why they felt they needed to make a new mad max
23:08:00 <slinky_J> mad max sucks balls
23:15:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if there any asians with down syndrome...
23:16:00 <grilld> yes they exist
23:17:00 <grilld> baby gammy
23:17:00 <British^Meat> Karl Pilkington said he's never seen a homeless chinese person, ive never seen a downsyndomer thats not white
23:17:00 <simba> lol
23:17:00 <simba> hairy chinese fellas
23:18:00 <simba> you never see an old man eating a twix
23:22:00 <couleurs> fucken love twix bro
23:22:00 <simba> coulda been easy, all u had to do was stay
23:23:00 <faux> Eating pickles rn
23:24:00 <faux> grilld who are you and why were you defending my honour at 2am
23:24:00 <simba> tommy pickles
23:24:00 <faux> Simba what phone do you have
23:24:00 <simba> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:24:00 <simba> sony nokia 6900 420 696969696
23:25:00 <faux> Ok
23:25:00 <simba> motorola moto g
23:25:00 <simba> fkn ill bro polyphonic ringtone color screen bounce
23:25:00 <simba> SMS, MMS
23:25:00 <simba> alarm
23:26:00 <faux> Wow
23:26:00 <simba> WAP internet
23:28:00 <British^Meat> lol wap
23:28:00 <British^Meat> youre in the future bro hue
23:28:00 <British^Meat> fkn aye oi hue
23:29:00 <simba> wap are u on about
23:29:00 <Serenity> o.
23:30:00 <Serenity> O.o
23:31:00 <simba> lifes a game wanna play
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> life is a highway
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i wanna….
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat cake all night long!
23:31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-WqMj79uHM
23:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ÐœÐ°Ð»Ð°Ñ Ð² поезде отжигает Popularis Views: 174,450 Uploader: Popularis Uploaded: Mar 18, 2015 Duration: 0m12s Rating: 4.78
23:31:00 <couleurs> me
23:31:00 <ShadowLurker> @.@
23:32:00 <simba> lol
23:32:00 <simba> phat ass beat dawg
23:33:00 <simba> Aaron's Party (Come get it)
23:34:00 <couleurs> thx
23:37:00 <slinky_J> so y did B1 leave?
23:38:00 <grilld> he didnt he's still here
23:39:00 <simba> because he's gay
23:42:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://youtu.be/NmWRhhvf60Y
23:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Car Audi Fail Views: 708,132 Uploader: Markus Johansen Uploaded: Mar 4, 2014 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.82
23:42:00 <slinky_J> the logies is shit
23:42:00 <slinky_J> new dexter soon woo
23:43:00 <grilld> fuck the logies fuck asher keddie
23:43:00 <slinky_J> where is he grilld
23:43:00 <slinky_J> fuck australian tv etc.
23:43:00 <grilld> and fuck carrie bickmore
23:43:00 <grilld> fuck it all
23:43:00 <slinky_J> this country is a jokoe
23:43:00 <slinky_J> jokoe!
23:45:00 <grilld> jokoe
23:45:00 <grilld> widdodo
23:49:00 <grilld> sup DemonsRun
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
23:54:00 <grilld> damn frayed left
23:55:00 <slinky_J> im gonna put peas on my sandwich
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're strange
23:55:00 <grilld> what sandwich?
23:57:00 <slinky_J> tuna one
23:57:00 <slinky_J> what's strange, thinking for myself?
23:58:00 <Juventus> simba: couleurs
23:59:00 <simba> juve
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