// #melbourne — 2015-05-06
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07:10:00 <zaim> wallah
10:34:00 <Mew> rory started saying I love you yesterday now I'm making coffee and he's going mummy love you coffee mmmm
10:34:00 <Mew> he knows me so well
10:44:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:44:00 <Kynetic> cute
10:44:00 <Kynetic> how old?
10:51:00 <stebie> 17
10:55:00 <psYbR> 32
10:56:00 <psYbR> obese, neckbeard
10:58:00 <psYbR> looks like I'm moving to melbs...
10:58:00 <psYbR> its kinda scary ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
11:08:00 <Mew> you diqs
11:08:00 <Mew> 2 Kynetic
11:10:00 <Kynetic> cute
11:10:00 <Kynetic> :)
11:19:00 <stebie> ^_-
11:19:00 <stebie> rappin' granny?
11:28:00 <psYbR> aka serenity
11:28:00 <psYbR> ;)
11:32:00 <stebie> :O
11:32:00 <stebie> the only one i can think of is the one from the wedding singer
11:33:00 <psYbR> its gonna suck owning a landcruiser and living in the CBD
11:33:00 <stebie> yep, sell it
11:34:00 <psYbR> i love it :(
11:35:00 <fawks> Cumlord
11:37:00 <Serenity> yes stebie her
11:37:00 <Serenity> she died
11:41:00 <stebie> D:
11:41:00 <stebie> how old was she?
11:41:00 <Serenity> 101
11:42:00 <psYbR> brutal
11:42:00 <psYbR> thats old as fuck
11:42:00 <Serenity> good innings
11:43:00 <stebie> wow, effort!
11:43:00 <stebie> good on her
11:44:00 <stebie> i'm only in my 30s and just want to sleep
11:45:00 <Serenity> yeah im not even 30 and a good sleep is always on the mind lol
13:21:00 <fawks> How do people get jobs dealing with cunts if they have no idea how to talk to people
13:22:00 <fawks> I just spoke to AGL to make a payment and asked when my next bill will be issued and she gave me 199 different dates and I'm like what and she said oh sorry I confused myself
13:22:00 <fawks> Okkkkkk
13:22:00 <fawks> How fucking hard is it
13:28:00 <doctor> that's why i don't like speaking with strangers on the phone
13:28:00 <doctor> they might be jaded and rub me off the wrong way, spoiling my mood
13:29:00 <doctor> then the world must burn and it's not a good feeling
13:31:00 <fawks> Lol
13:31:00 <fawks> I understand some people not liking to talk on the phone and that's completely fine but I'm sure they wouldn't get a job where you have to be on one all the time
13:32:00 <doctor> yeah, it's like when people get jobs as teachers when they hate kids
13:32:00 <fawks> I'm just in a pissy mood she wasn't that bad but she definitely didn't know what she was doing
13:33:00 <fawks> Lol
13:33:00 <fawks> Yeah that's a bit off
13:33:00 <fawks> Odd
13:33:00 <doctor> straight out of school and into work with out taking time to reflect on who they are
13:34:00 <doctor> if i were a boss i'd just fire them for their own sake
13:34:00 <fawks> I don't think 18 year old figure out who they are regardless of time off after school
13:34:00 <fawks> haha
13:34:00 <fawks> GO HOME AND REFLECT
13:34:00 <doctor> lol
13:35:00 <doctor> don't come back for another 5-10 years
13:35:00 <fawks> Loll
13:35:00 <fawks> Always lovely chatting to you doc but it's lunch time for me
13:35:00 <fawks> Adios amigo
13:35:00 <doctor> enjoy
13:38:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
13:39:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, i have enormous empathy ppl who have to deal with other ppl
13:39:00 <British^Meat> i don't really let it both me
13:39:00 <British^Meat> unless im in a hurry, then its a problem
13:41:00 <British^Meat> snoops upside ya head
13:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait what
13:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whoops lol
14:25:00 <fawks> And ill tell you all about it when I see you againnnn
14:33:00 <slinky_J> i didnt think i would but i ripped on jurassic world
14:33:00 <slinky_J> unf
14:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> say that sentence again i didnt understand it lol
14:35:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:35:00 <slinky_J> im a big jp fan and i cant wait for the fourth film but a new announcement had me roll my eyes and write about how little sense it makes
14:35:00 <slinky_J> "The T. Rex in this movie is the same T. Rex from Jurassic Park. … She’s been on the island for 22 years. She’s still alive. She’s a little older, and she’s angry."
14:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i thought the old T-Rex got killed
14:48:00 <slinky_J> by spino?
14:48:00 <slinky_J> that was the second island
14:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooh yeah thats right
14:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i cant keep up with shit lol
14:51:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11245486_10153816875553032_1541164316963779847_n.jpg?oh=9f791b31171bd4ebd849bfaa5857b37e&oe=55DCCE33
14:51:00 <British^Meat> my first world problem for the day
14:51:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
14:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Lonely Island - i just had sex :D
14:57:00 <British^Meat> errr
15:00:00 <British^Meat> guten tagen
15:07:00 <slinky_J> I DICK EM DOWN.
15:22:00 <psYbR> looks like Serenity's bike seat after a ride on a bumpy road
15:24:00 <Serenity> ayeee what
15:40:00 <fawks> Lmao
15:41:00 <fawks> It looks so sweaty
15:41:00 <fawks> :'*
15:41:00 <fawks> :'(
15:41:00 <fawks> This is awks http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicholaswray/this-woman-in-a-wheelchair-had-the-perfect-response-to-winni
15:45:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:51:00 <slinky_J> fawks https://www.facebook.com/isisvasconcellosoficial/videos/592359857496265/?fref=nf
15:51:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:02:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
16:03:00 <British^Meat> http://www.debriefdaily.com/relationships/cheating-suburbs/
16:03:00 <British^Meat> suburbs where ppl are "most likely to cheat"
16:07:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:07:00 <slinky_J> elizabeth
16:08:00 <slinky_J> oops that's where preteens are most likely to fall preggers
16:38:00 <TheRon> boobs
16:40:00 <TheRon> farts
16:44:00 <stebie> Up time: 1600 days 01:33:19
16:45:00 <TheRon> 415
16:45:00 <British^Meat> FO REAL?
16:45:00 <stebie> YE MANG
16:45:00 <British^Meat> oops
16:45:00 <British^Meat> hardcore
16:45:00 <British^Meat> will u rest your pc?
16:45:00 <stebie> nah, it's a router
16:46:00 <stebie> but it will be reset soon :<
16:46:00 <British^Meat> ah makes sense
16:46:00 <stebie> R.I.P. uptime
16:47:00 <TheRon> shadowgate is fucking hilarious
16:49:00 <TheRon> bonny was the masked man on the ballarat train scaring everyone
16:49:00 <Bonny> ??
16:49:00 <TheRon> you didn't here about that?
16:49:00 <Bonny> I'm no where near ballarat
16:49:00 <British^Meat> lol
16:49:00 <TheRon> damn
16:51:00 <Serenity> it was probably just b1
16:51:00 <TheRon> that was my next guess
16:52:00 <Bonny> I have no idea why you'd think I was in Ballarat?
16:53:00 <TheRon> me neither
16:54:00 <Dugnuts> well im near essendon
16:54:00 <Dugnuts> but not quite in it
16:55:00 <Dugnuts> so im near the cheaters
16:55:00 <TheRon> cheating scum sucking scum
16:59:00 <TheRon> dugnuts did you hear about the bloke on the train?
17:00:00 <TheRon> dressed as a clown or clown mask or something, scaring the shit out of people
17:01:00 <Bonny> and where did you hear about that bullshit?
17:01:00 <TheRon> it was on the news so it must be true
17:01:00 <Bonny> I've just checked the news sites
17:01:00 <Bonny> and there was no mention about it
17:02:00 <Bonny> so as far as I'm concerned it's bullshit
17:02:00 <TheRon> so it was you!!
17:02:00 <TheRon> :)
17:02:00 <Bonny> huh?
17:03:00 <TheRon> smiley face means i was joking
17:04:00 <Bonny> k
17:04:00 <Bonny> I usually use this when I'm joking :P
17:05:00 <TheRon> ;)
17:05:00 <TheRon> nope
17:05:00 <TheRon> :p
17:05:00 <TheRon> yep
17:08:00 <TheRon> i'm lost without breasts
17:08:00 <Bonny> I'm outties.. cheerio
17:08:00 <British^Meat> l8rs
17:10:00 <ShadowLurker> i use this when im joking .|.. (-.-) ..|.
17:13:00 <British^Meat> :)
17:14:00 <Dugnuts> i use this when im jerking ( . Y . )
17:14:00 <British^Meat> woah
17:14:00 <British^Meat> shes hot
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> big ol tittays
17:16:00 <TheRon> big titties solve everything
17:16:00 <Dugnuts> do they?
17:16:00 <TheRon> titties sorted out the cuban missile crisis
17:19:00 <TheRon> think about it, jfk was a pants man
17:34:00 <TheRon> but what i really want to know is
17:35:00 <TheRon> are you gonna go my way?
17:35:00 <amsy> no
17:35:00 <TheRon> damn
17:36:00 <fawks> And ill tellll you all about it when I see you againnn
17:37:00 <amsy> bb xx
17:37:00 <fawks> piss off
17:37:00 <fawks> jks ily
17:37:00 <fawks> <3
17:38:00 <fawks> HIII
17:38:00 <amsy> gfY
17:38:00 <fawks> lmaoo
17:38:00 <fawks> sD
17:38:00 <British^Meat> ooer
17:38:00 <amsy> hello :p
17:38:00 <fawks> Dont
17:38:00 <amsy> :p
17:38:00 <fawks> Don't.
17:38:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/tGeke0X.gifv
17:39:00 <fawks> bb me groceries just got here
17:39:00 <TheRon> breasts?
17:39:00 <fawks> If there's shit missing I might run after the truck with a kniife
17:39:00 <amsy> ask the delivery dude if he stole any
17:39:00 <fawks> Lmao
17:39:00 <Dugnuts> or you could just check it
17:39:00 <fawks> Checking won't help
17:39:00 <fawks> Cos it's the store that forgets shit
17:40:00 <fawks> Not the trucky
17:40:00 <fawks> Brb he's knocking
17:43:00 <Dugnuts> so checking wont help, but chasing him down the road with a knife will
17:43:00 <Dugnuts> i see
17:43:00 <Serenity> are you autistic
17:44:00 <British^Meat> :)
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> ?
17:46:00 <amsy> cant make jokes when Dugnuts is around
17:47:00 <Dugnuts> not about chasing innocent delivery drivers down with a knife
17:47:00 <Dugnuts> poor guys
17:47:00 <amsy> ok
17:48:00 <Dugnuts> i was one for awhile
17:48:00 <Serenity> k
17:48:00 <fawks> .
17:48:00 <fawks> Lol
17:49:00 <fawks> I leave for 10 mins and dugnuts is filing a police report
17:49:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:50:00 <fawks> It was a joke.. to emphasise my frustration
17:50:00 <fawks> Breathe
17:50:00 <Serenity> he kind of reminds me of dwight from the office
17:50:00 <Dugnuts> sigh, not like i thought you were serious
17:51:00 <Floss> BEETS
17:51:00 <Dugnuts> i just dont think its funny threatening anyone with anything
17:51:00 <Serenity> she wasnt threatening anyone she was talking on irc
17:51:00 <Serenity> cxalm down frank
17:51:00 <Serenity> calm too
17:51:00 <Dugnuts> i am calm
17:52:00 <fawks> Were you ever threatened with a knife as a truck driver
17:52:00 <fawks> Is that why you're concerned
17:52:00 <Dugnuts> gawd
17:52:00 <Floss> were you ever threatened by a truck as a knife driver
17:52:00 <Dugnuts> wasnt concerned, just didnt think it was funny is all
17:52:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt have to be a whole thing
17:52:00 <Dugnuts> you guys must be bored
17:53:00 <fawks> Yiu made it a thing lol
17:53:00 <Floss> im not bored youre bored
17:53:00 <ShadowLurker> no
17:53:00 <ShadowLurker> we're funny
17:53:00 <fawks> No you're not shadow lurker gtfo
17:54:00 <ShadowLurker> ill stab you with a cactus
17:54:00 <Dugnuts> hahah go on then
17:54:00 <Dugnuts> be funny
17:54:00 <Floss> someone get fawks some chocolate and a panadol
17:54:00 <nate> i think he means funny lookin;l
17:54:00 <nate> woopie!
17:54:00 <Floss> its a heavy flow month
17:54:00 <ShadowLurker> diaf
17:55:00 <nate> i spilt loofs love juice on my laptop keyboard now a key or keys are stuck on ;D damn him
17:55:00 <amsy> :'(
17:55:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:55:00 <Floss> dont even talk to me about fucked laptops....
17:55:00 <nate> haha
17:55:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off nate you dumb fucking troll
17:55:00 <Floss> i just got the call to say mines fucked :(
17:55:00 <StrykerX> Heel toe, heel toe
17:55:00 <StrykerX> Slide slide slide
17:56:00 <nate> ShadowLurker all true
17:56:00 <nate> wooPAHH!
17:56:00 <ShadowLurker> someones on the ice again
17:57:00 <nate> Floss was it a good one?
17:57:00 <British^Meat> damn ice freaks
17:57:00 <Floss> it was a samsung
17:57:00 <British^Meat> dontdodat
17:57:00 <Floss> r780 i think??
17:57:00 <TheRon> tuna casserole rule
17:57:00 <nate> eg super gaming thang
17:57:00 <nate> pow pow chop chop
17:58:00 <fawks> Lol floss
17:58:00 <Floss> oh was that a decent one? all i know is it cost a lot
17:58:00 <fawks> I'm not on me.period ok
17:58:00 <Floss> and im pissed off
17:58:00 <fawks> I was joking
17:58:00 <fawks> You cunts need a sense of humour
17:58:00 <nate> damn it!
17:58:00 <TheRon> fawks would you us if you were?
17:58:00 <fawks> Would I what you
17:58:00 <nate> musta been a super gaming one
17:58:00 <Floss> it is red and pretty and has a big screen
17:58:00 <TheRon> tell
17:58:00 <Floss> DAMMIT
17:59:00 <fawks> Sure
17:59:00 <fawks> I'll blof
17:59:00 <fawks> Blog
17:59:00 <TheRon> i type like a rugby league player
17:59:00 <Floss> it just wasnt charging but they tell me its totally fucked
17:59:00 <Floss> i was hoping it just needed a replacement charging port or something its only fucking 4 yrs old
17:59:00 <TheRon> bacon in tuna casserole, weird?
18:00:00 <nate> xcnn
18:00:00 <Dugnuts> damn
18:00:00 <Dugnuts> that sucks Floss
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> although i'd ask for a second opinion, could be they were just lazy and wanna try to sell you a new one
18:02:00 <Floss> yeah i think i will hey
18:02:00 <Floss> all that was happening was that it wouldnt charge
18:04:00 <Dugnuts> was the transformer still working?
18:04:00 <Floss> all they said was the hard drive was still fine they can put it into another comp for me but the rest is fucked apparently
18:05:00 <nate> sounds a bit dodgey ;D
18:05:00 <Dugnuts> so it worked until the battery ran dead and that was the end of it?
18:05:00 <Floss> yeah
18:05:00 <TheRon> looking for faster porn?
18:05:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
18:05:00 <Dugnuts> you know the power cord thing
18:05:00 <Dugnuts> did you try a different one
18:05:00 <Dugnuts> coz that can die
18:05:00 <Dugnuts> the little box on it
18:05:00 <Floss> it had been playing up for a little while i had to sort of fiddle around with the cord and it would charge again
18:06:00 <Floss> they tested my charger said it was fine
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> well yeah it could have just been the connections
18:06:00 <Floss> cause i was originally going to get another one
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> i'd def take it somewhere else
18:06:00 <TheRon> it just another manic monday
18:06:00 <TheRon> i wish it were sunday
18:06:00 <Floss> i swear its just dead cause it has no fkn battery ffs
18:06:00 <Dugnuts> its not like the whole thing would die just coz the battery ran dead
18:06:00 <Floss> yeah
18:07:00 <Floss> last time i turned it on it had like 3% and i went oh fuck it hasnt been charging
18:07:00 <Floss> then it shut down and hasnt come back
18:07:00 <Dugnuts> yup
18:07:00 <Floss> and the cunt has my minecraft on it
18:08:00 <Dugnuts> its hard to trust people who make more money if they can convince you to buy something new rather than fix what you already ahve
18:08:00 <Dugnuts> have
18:08:00 <Floss> i said to him wtf the thing was like 2 grand and its only 4 fkn years old
18:08:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday, cause that's my drug day
18:08:00 <Floss> and he says that around a laptops normal lifespan
18:08:00 <TheRon> essendon song
18:08:00 <Floss> im like... get fucked no its not
18:09:00 <Dugnuts> heh, i have a laptop from 2001 that still works
18:09:00 <Floss> yeah no shit
18:09:00 <Dugnuts> well it did last time i plugged it in 14 months ago to see
18:09:00 <Floss> and it has always lived on a cooling mat
18:09:00 <nate> my old mans computer fucked up, blamed my mp3 usb for it lol
18:09:00 <nate> moanerboard toast;l
18:09:00 <Floss> i dunno where else i can take it though
18:09:00 <Floss> ill have to ask around
18:10:00 <Dugnuts> there are dedicated repair places
18:10:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - leaps and bounds
18:10:00 <Dugnuts> try one of those
18:10:00 <Floss> yeah thats where it is now
18:29:00 <TheRon> 4 5 seconds from violence
18:31:00 <Mew> Wtffff
18:31:00 <Mew> My friends status about her dog
18:31:00 <TheRon> deadish?
18:31:00 <Mew> I might get kicked cos its long but meh
18:31:00 <Mew> I found a Puppy Disneyland resort for Conan to stay in while we are on our honeymoon! He will have his own Motel room, flat screen TV, DVD player, his own lounge, a pool, home cooked meals 3 times a day, a morning coffee 'puppychino', massages, manicures, a daily schedule of activities which we can choose for him to do, 2 taxi drives per day with home visits, and a webcam so that we can watch him from overseas.
18:32:00 <Mew> THE FUCK DOES A DOG NEED DVDS AND TAXIS FOR
18:32:00 <Dugnuts> ahh, so she is one of those 'dog is my child' people
18:32:00 <TheRon> there goe's my hero he's ordinary
18:33:00 <nate> mew and mew me 2!
18:33:00 <Mew> Yeah Dugnuts I think so lol
18:33:00 <TheRon> mew you like tuna?
18:34:00 <Dugnuts> i gave up trying to understand those crazy people a long time ago
18:34:00 <Mew> its alright i guess TheRon
18:35:00 <Mew> do you like fish sticks?
18:35:00 <nate> mew u like dog food :D
18:35:00 <TheRon> yes and i put them in my mouth
18:35:00 <Mew> HA
18:35:00 <Dugnuts> omg its kanye
18:37:00 <Mew> bit dramatic
18:50:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10438554_499698140182186_4565365137127875818_n.jpg?oh=27f1fd39cf0d7b3bc9dae5e8bf8fbec9&oe=55CB6ED3&__gda__=1438730603_d00b7f776bf70775c0c46eb382814a92
18:50:00 <slinky_J> where ya goin' for ya honeymoon?
18:52:00 <slinky_J> Picard took his new bride to Thailand so she could watch him bang ladyboys
18:55:00 <Dugnuts> well if thats what they are into
18:55:00 <Dugnuts> good for them
18:55:00 <slinky_J> true that! hahahahaha
18:55:00 <slinky_J> new trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfU09P3IttQ&feature=youtu.be
18:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: JURASSIC WORLD Extended TV Spot #3 (2015) Chris Pratt Sci-Fi Movie HD Views: 62,153 Uploader: CBR Trailers Uploaded: May 5, 2015 Duration: 1m1s Rating: 4.95
18:55:00 <slinky_J> XD
18:56:00 <slinky_J> nit
18:57:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyuGyq22Ris
18:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jurassic Parks and Recreation Views: 1,205,001 Uploader: Thanks Mom Productions Uploaded: Jan 3, 2015 Duration: 2m55s Rating: 4.69
18:58:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:59:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11244908_10153228502380605_4157263995866727363_n.jpg?oh=206ceac413ee6b2e90db99a7d67646e1&oe=55D5AA12&__gda__=1439498103_2df16b6f70e244f6efeec21d33a08dd7 mmm
19:23:00 <Liinda> sup ppl
19:23:00 <Dugnuts> Liinda!
19:23:00 <Liinda> Dugnuts!!!!!!!
19:28:00 <Liinda> where is everyone?
19:28:00 <Liinda> fapping?
19:29:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, its dinner time
19:29:00 <Dugnuts> mine is cooking
19:30:00 <Liinda> ahh huh
19:38:00 <slinky_J> aw im just defrosting fishes :P
19:38:00 <slinky_J> went to pet store earlier such cute animals
19:49:00 <Picard> ello
19:49:00 <Picard> how are u cunts?
19:51:00 <Lumeah> Dunno not one.
19:51:00 <Lumeah> slinky_J:!
19:51:00 <Picard> u have one
19:52:00 <Lumeah> Yes...
19:52:00 <Picard> im told its smelly
19:52:00 <Lumeah> Lol. Your stupid enough to believe that.. Then it must be true huh?
19:52:00 <Lumeah> Congratulations...
19:52:00 <Lumeah> Sre u 12?
19:52:00 <Lumeah> Are*
19:53:00 <Picard> dont be so angry
19:53:00 <slinky_J> :P linas
19:53:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:53:00 <Lumeah> Hi.
19:53:00 <slinky_J> hiya sup
19:53:00 <couleurs> dancel washimgton
19:54:00 <Lumeah> Find me a movie.
19:54:00 <slinky_J> cant
19:54:00 <Lumeah> Ok
19:54:00 <Lumeah> Y
19:54:00 <slinky_J> YTs wont load
19:55:00 <slinky_J> n i dunno how to use extratorrent
19:55:00 <Lumeah> 'a little chaos'
19:55:00 <Lumeah> Fck man.
19:55:00 <slinky_J> http://extratorrent.cc/
19:55:00 <Lumeah> Thata nogood
19:55:00 <slinky_J> i forget how lol
19:55:00 <Lumeah> Ta
19:55:00 <Lumeah> Lol that happens
19:56:00 <couleurs> what's a torrent
19:56:00 <slinky_J> i been finding it difficult to sit through movies neway
19:56:00 <slinky_J> lately
19:56:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:56:00 <slinky_J> not enough im interested in
19:56:00 <Lumeah> *nods
19:56:00 <slinky_J> couldnt get into american sniper
19:56:00 <slinky_J> Stonehearst Asylum was really cool
19:57:00 <Lumeah> Think fast n furious 7 good?
19:57:00 <couleurs> get in 2 me
19:57:00 <Lumeah> Yeah?
19:57:00 <slinky_J> i think Norton is blocking YTs site
19:57:00 <slinky_J> havent seen that
19:57:00 <Lumeah> C's
19:57:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:58:00 <slinky_J> i reckon ill spot the VFX of paul walker str8 away
19:58:00 <slinky_J> you just cant do cgi eyes
19:58:00 <fawks> It's only at the end anyway
19:58:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:58:00 <fawks> The rest is him
19:58:00 <slinky_J> o yer true
19:59:00 <slinky_J> nice
19:59:00 <Lumeah> I know ahy goona look shit
19:59:00 <slinky_J> im not a big fast fan anyway
19:59:00 <Lumeah> Ok
19:59:00 <slinky_J> the movies are medeocre
19:59:00 <slinky_J> at best
19:59:00 <slinky_J> imo
19:59:00 <fawks> It reminded me of die hard
19:59:00 <fawks> It was so ridiculous lol
19:59:00 <fawks> They get more and more extreme
20:00:00 <slinky_J> they're not even mercs
20:00:00 <slinky_J> yet they act like it
20:00:00 <slinky_J> lol they
20:01:00 <slinky_J> a couple street racers a couple tech nerds and an x fbi dude
20:01:00 <slinky_J> yer real pro team..
20:01:00 <Lumeah> Lol
20:01:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:14:00 <Picard> fawks
20:18:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard you limp noodle
20:20:00 <milk> one world for niggers
20:21:00 <nate> riot!
20:21:00 <nate> machete
20:22:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing
20:22:00 <Picard> hows the arse?
20:24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: haven't had curry this week
20:25:00 <slinky_J> eheheh
20:25:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks for thinking of my backside though
20:25:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad you care about it
20:26:00 <TokenDaRing> I know how exicted it makes you to think of mens bottoms
20:26:00 <nate> white booTy!
20:29:00 <Picard> fag
20:31:00 <Zade> no thanks Picard, i only smoke when i am drunk
20:33:00 <slinky_J> big bang theory is so contradictory
20:33:00 <StrykerX> Picard hello
20:33:00 <slinky_J> bernadette or penny, which would u rather fuck?
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> gimme the shorty with the big boobs
20:34:00 <Picard> hello StrykerX
20:34:00 <Picard> Penny
20:35:00 <StrykerX> How are you?
20:35:00 <Picard> bernadette has a voice that makes u want to strangle her
20:35:00 <Picard> im well thanks, had a lovely week in NZ
20:35:00 <slinky_J> bernadette for me
20:36:00 <slinky_J> she looks like she has a wicked cum face
20:36:00 <slinky_J> awesome fuck face too
20:37:00 <StrykerX> How's the sheep?
20:38:00 <StrykerX> I'd heard you'd been arrested
20:38:00 <StrykerX> Hence not being online
20:39:00 <couleurs> yeap, we missed u Picard
20:39:00 <couleurs> --- nobody
20:39:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:40:00 <Picard> StrykerX strange you should ask about sheep
20:40:00 <Picard> we actually saw more cows than sheep
20:40:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you just kept looking at your wife
20:40:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:42:00 <Picard> a kiwi tiur guide told me its because all the sheep are in the farmers bedrooms
20:57:00 <fawks> Maurice
20:58:00 <Maurice> Yello
20:58:00 <slinky_J> nobody
20:58:00 <slinky_J> calls me yellow!
20:58:00 <fawks> Do you follow the new girl page on fb
20:59:00 <Maurice> Nope, is it worth it?
20:59:00 <fawks> No dont
20:59:00 <fawks> They spoiled the newest e0
20:59:00 <fawks> Ep
20:59:00 <fawks> Fucking cunts
21:00:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00:00 <fawks> Like at least give people time to watch it
21:01:00 <Maurice> Bastards
21:02:00 <fawks> I'm about to watch it now
21:02:00 <fawks> I hate knowing what's gonna happen wahh
21:03:00 <Picard> anyone watching these loser cunts on struggle street
21:04:00 <Maurice> I haven't even downloaded it yet
21:12:00 <nate> if i wanted to see poor people i'd go down the shops
21:12:00 <nate> O.o
21:12:00 <stebie> Picard, do you know where this is?
21:14:00 <Serenity> mt druitt
21:14:00 <stebie> i like how they blank 'cunt' but 'fuck' is okay
21:15:00 <stebie> ty Serenity
21:15:00 <stebie> anyone from here around that neck of the woods?
21:15:00 <zaim> me
21:15:00 <zaim> i am stebie
21:16:00 <stebie> hi zaim, do you know any of them on tv right now?
21:16:00 <zaim> i actually dont know what the subject of discussion is.. i kinda just jumped in like i always do :$
21:17:00 <stebie> ow
21:17:00 <milk> it's about people chatting
21:18:00 <milk> you know, like when you have a private discussion on national tv
21:18:00 <zaim> like a pm?
21:18:00 <zaim> or facetime?
21:20:00 <stebie> hi zaim, let's facetime, p.s. i'm not wearing pants
21:20:00 <milk> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/meetthefeebles/images/f/ff/Fly.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111122080206
21:20:00 <zaim> im not wearing pants on my face either
21:20:00 <stebie> you don't know which cheeks you're gonna get
21:20:00 <stebie> ^_-
21:21:00 <stebie> lol, this show is awesome
21:25:00 <slinky_J> what show
21:27:00 <stebie> struggle street
21:27:00 <stebie> the druggies are fucked
21:27:00 <stebie> you feel for the ones that have to put up with them
21:27:00 <xm> they're so used to doing drugs they do it without thinking in front of the cameras
21:27:00 <Serenity> is it like real ife bogan hunters?
21:28:00 <Serenity> life*
21:28:00 <xm> then complain to TV later "i didnt know they were filming"
21:28:00 <Serenity> err... housos
21:28:00 <Serenity> bogan hunters was real
21:28:00 <slinky_J> oh struggle street
21:28:00 <stebie> lol xm
21:28:00 <slinky_J> that's the show i mentioned the other day hahaha
21:28:00 <amsy> i watched some bogan hunters in aus
21:28:00 <amsy> :'(
21:28:00 <slinky_J> these people are fucked
21:28:00 <slinky_J> in struggle street
21:29:00 <Serenity> amsy whts worse is i knew people on it when they came to perth -_-
21:29:00 <amsy> lol oh no
21:29:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:29:00 <Serenity> fordy is a friend of my ex sister in law
21:29:00 <Serenity> and her brother in law and mrs n kids n shit were all on it -_-
21:30:00 <stebie> lol
21:30:00 <slinky_J> for shame
21:30:00 <slinky_J> i'd have never mentioned that EVER
21:30:00 <amsy> lmao
21:30:00 <Serenity> its not like i hang out with them
21:30:00 <slinky_J> true
21:30:00 <Serenity> not my type of peole
21:30:00 <Serenity> people
21:31:00 <slinky_J> i hope you bagged them out good
21:31:00 <slinky_J> well i have my own which is worse
21:32:00 <slinky_J> my housemate at the time, last place i lived in, went on australian idol auditions
21:32:00 <slinky_J> he did a sommersalt into the audition room
21:32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Evening folks
21:32:00 <slinky_J> he was even wearing my jumper or some item of clothing
21:32:00 <slinky_J> and he was high as fuck after a point
21:32:00 <slinky_J> :/
21:32:00 <slinky_J> oh and it was on tv.
21:34:00 <Serenity> some chick i went to school with was on aust idol auditions
21:34:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
21:34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was she good
21:34:00 <superfunhappyslide> And was her name Angela
21:34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
21:34:00 <slinky_J> yer my x school friend won the first one
21:34:00 <Serenity> cant even remember if she was any good tbh, her name was camilla
21:35:00 <Serenity> er carmela
21:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh ok
21:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> I feel sorry for those people who aren't so good but everyone eggs them on and makes them believe they're good
21:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> They try and make gooses of themselves
21:37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Puppy destroying house
21:37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ciao for now
21:39:00 <couleurs> chow
21:40:00 <slinky_J> coul
21:41:00 <simba> ghosts n ghouls
21:41:00 <slinky_J> some of these strugs ppl rnt bad
21:48:00 <fawks> chow main
21:49:00 <couleurs> bona betit
21:52:00 <slinky_J> mmm bit tired
21:52:00 <slinky_J> r u tireds couleurs?
21:52:00 <slinky_J> i pick u up n put u on ur kitty cushion
21:52:00 <slinky_J> *pets*
21:53:00 <Dugnuts> hahahha
21:53:00 <Dugnuts> that is nice and creepy slinky_J
21:53:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
21:54:00 <slinky_J> wonder if my mate will let me buy this game off him since he doesnt have good net to game online
21:54:00 <slinky_J> or xbox gold membership
21:56:00 <couleurs> GaYbO
21:57:00 <stebie> x
21:58:00 <Picard> gy
21:58:00 <Picard> gay
22:04:00 <fawks> gy sebastian
22:07:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: all you ever say is gay
22:07:00 <TokenDaRing> bit obsessed buddy
22:07:00 <nate> who said the magic word!
22:07:00 <nate> POOF!
22:08:00 <couleurs> me
22:08:00 <nate> u like french kissing couleurs?
22:08:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:09:00 <slinky_J> gy
22:09:00 <couleurs> yes
22:09:00 <nate> how about french kissing in the usa
22:09:00 <couleurs> that's racist!!!!!!!
22:10:00 <nate> its a song
22:10:00 <nate> :D~
22:10:00 <couleurs> i no
22:11:00 <couleurs> u fink i'm dum or some thang
22:11:00 <nate> yup i like dumb hot guys
22:11:00 <nate> is that u couleurs
22:11:00 <couleurs> maeyb
22:12:00 <nate> now squat!
22:12:00 <nate> bbl ss couleurs
22:12:00 <nate> play with Picard:)
22:12:00 <couleurs> ok
22:14:00 <amsy> that guy i funy
22:14:00 <amsy> is****
22:15:00 <couleurs> funy looken
22:16:00 <nate> funny smellin
22:17:00 <nate> ravage a random user doodle;p
22:18:00 <nate> lucky
22:18:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:18:00 <Doodle> was it good for you
22:19:00 <nate> da best cap'tin chubby
22:19:00 <Doodle> rofl
22:21:00 <couleurs> !pisces
22:25:00 <Doodle> couleurs:
22:25:00 <Doodle> Daily GayScope: Pisces
22:25:00 <Doodle> May 6, 2015
22:25:00 <Doodle> Friends wanting you to mediate in a decision may put you in a compromising situation today. Begging neutrality won't help, so take care and caution when deciding. Friendships hang in the balance, although real friends would never put you in this position.
22:25:00 <Doodle> ^_^
22:25:00 <Liinda> what pants
22:25:00 <Liinda> :P
22:25:00 <Doodle> this pleases me
22:25:00 <Doodle> pics
22:26:00 <couleurs> cool thank u Doodle_Bot
22:26:00 <Doodle> anytime
22:26:00 <Liinda> lol
22:26:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
22:26:00 <Picard> she is naked, we just skyped
22:27:00 <Liinda> shhhh Picard
22:27:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda
22:27:00 <Doodle> why do you have to always kill my boners Picard
22:27:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
22:27:00 <Picard> can i suck u hard again Doodle?
22:27:00 <Doodle> do you want vomit on your head
22:28:00 <Picard> lol
22:28:00 <Doodle> actually
22:28:00 <Doodle> dont answer that
22:28:00 <Picard> cmon Doodle
22:28:00 <Liinda> LOL
22:28:00 <Picard> close your eyes and i assure u i suck better than Liinda
22:29:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
22:29:00 <Liinda> yeah picard sucked a spaghetti noodleonce, impressive
22:29:00 <Picard> lol
22:29:00 <Liinda> :P
22:29:00 <Doodle> if i wanted my dick sucked by a guy wi ouldnt choose bloody augustus gloop
22:29:00 <Picard> Doodle u havnt had great head till u get it off a guy
22:29:00 <Doodle> *i wouldnt
22:29:00 <simba> another gay quote from Picard for the records
22:30:00 <xm> 'if i cant have her, i will turn off every guy in the room'
22:30:00 <Doodle> lol
22:30:00 <Picard> simba please, Bi.
22:30:00 <simba> bye
22:30:00 <Doodle> nobody is safe
22:30:00 <nate> im buy sexual :D
22:31:00 <nate> snap!
22:31:00 <Doodle> lol
22:31:00 <Doodle> i'd give you a freebie nate
22:31:00 <Doodle> then email you an invoice
22:31:00 <nate> everyone makes mistakes ;l
22:31:00 <Doodle> but mates rates
22:31:00 <Picard> Doodle it doubles the odds
22:31:00 <Doodle> it sure does
22:32:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7eZOXmORA0
22:32:00 <xm> wouldnt it at least triple it? as gays are more easy
22:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: What are you fighting for - Gemini (Def Poetry) Views: 1,001,293 Uploader: bboypyromaniac Uploaded: Jan 4, 2007 Duration: 2m29s Rating: 4.96
22:34:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhoepQrxbfc
22:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mario Poops a Butt (And Then The Butt Poops) // El-Cid Views: 381,881 Uploader: El Cid Uploaded: Feb 28, 2013 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 4.80
22:35:00 <couleurs> cool
22:36:00 <simba> poop
22:44:00 <slinky_J> battlefield hardline is doopppeee
22:45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Watching some piercing tattoo show.. Want another tatt now
22:45:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:45:00 <Doodle> get one that says Doodle
22:45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
22:46:00 <Doodle> next to your mouth
22:46:00 <slinky_J> very bad reason to get one though hah
22:46:00 <Liinda> mouf
22:46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh lol
22:46:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have the 1up mushroom
22:46:00 <superfunhappyslide> From mario bros
22:46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Extra life to save my ass when I do dumb shit
22:47:00 <loltech> hey all
22:47:00 <Doodle> lol
22:47:00 <Doodle> i have no tattoos
22:47:00 <Doodle> cos i am boring
22:47:00 <superfunhappyslide> I screamed like a bitch
22:47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Everyone came out to see what I was having done lol
22:47:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's small lol like 50 cent coin size
22:47:00 <superfunhappyslide> It hurt :-(,
22:47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
22:48:00 <Doodle> i prefer piercings
22:48:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
22:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh they're cool
22:48:00 <slinky_J> u have teh 1 up mushroomwait
22:48:00 <Doodle> but i am too old for them now too
22:48:00 <slinky_J> what was ur old nick
22:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's always been this
22:48:00 <slinky_J> oh
22:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wait I haven't been on here in like 10 years I can't even remember what it was back then
22:49:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> slinky_J: is getting de Ja poo
22:50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh dunno
22:51:00 <Doodle> teehehe poo
22:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> The piercing guy on here did like 3 cogs on the side of this chicks head
22:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Looked pretty cool
22:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like gears cogs whatever they're called
22:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dermal something or other
22:52:00 <Doodle> ow a tattoo on your head
22:52:00 <Doodle> no thanks
22:52:00 <superfunhappyslide> No no piercing
22:52:00 <Doodle> oh
22:52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Movable gears
22:52:00 <Doodle> weird
22:52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like if you move one they all move coz they're joined
22:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I'd never
22:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> But it suited her
22:53:00 <Liinda> dont be a walrus
22:53:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:53:00 <Liinda> >.<
22:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> A walrus? Lol
22:53:00 <Doodle> i'll just stick with bits of metal that dont move
22:53:00 <Doodle> its all a bit hoity toity for me
22:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Haha
22:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
22:54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wish I got a nose ring
22:54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too old now
22:54:00 <Liinda> i have a metal vagina
22:54:00 <Doodle> whoah
22:54:00 <loltech> which irc server is this?
22:54:00 <Doodle> do you lube it with killrust
22:54:00 <Dugnuts> that sounds painful
22:54:00 <Liinda> wd 40
22:54:00 <Doodle> nice
22:54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
22:54:00 <Liinda> yup
22:54:00 <superfunhappyslide> I pictured jaws
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> From old James Bond
22:55:00 <Liinda> ouchies
22:55:00 <Doodle> lol
22:55:00 <Doodle> jaws was awes
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bear trap
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was he in happy Gilmore
22:55:00 <Doodle> yeah
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> One of the caddys
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
22:55:00 <Doodle> he died not long ago
22:55:00 <superfunhappyslide> He was cool
22:56:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:56:00 <Doodle> couleurs is cool too
22:56:00 <ShadowLurker> lies
22:56:00 <Doodle> nolies
22:56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Haha lots of wild allegations here tonight
22:56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coolness and lies
22:56:00 <ShadowLurker> and boobs
22:57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Always boobs
22:57:00 <Doodle> mmm
22:57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Boobs coolness and lies
22:57:00 <ShadowLurker> forever boobs
22:57:00 <Doodle> <- huge fan
22:57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can be a movie
22:57:00 <couleurs> i'm paris hilton's producer
22:57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or a... 'Moobie'
22:57:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle you blow me away
22:57:00 <Doodle> teehehehehe
22:58:00 <Liinda> and picards blow job skills
22:58:00 <ShadowLurker> i have puns of steel
22:58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha!
22:58:00 <ShadowLurker> picard os a dong huffer extraordinaire
22:58:00 <ShadowLurker> is*
22:59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh lovely
22:59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Takes talent
22:59:00 <Doodle> D:
22:59:00 <Doodle> shut up Liinda
22:59:00 <nate> picard needs an old lady with tuck shops arms to throw him a smacko
22:59:00 <Doodle> lmaoooo
22:59:00 <ShadowLurker> suppose i better start work
23:00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gawd
23:00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Loverboy - Workin' For the Weekend.mp3 (4.24MB 160kbps Stereo 3:42)
23:00:00 <Liinda> like a female walrus
23:00:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle
23:00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bat wingssss
23:00:00 <Doodle> delicious
23:00:00 <Doodle> who wants to make me a cup of tea
23:00:00 <Liinda> i have a cup of tea here, and it has gone cold :(
23:01:00 <Doodle> so you then
23:01:00 <Doodle> :D
23:01:00 <Liinda> need to make another cup
23:01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh I bought jarrah chocolate
23:01:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:01:00 <superfunhappyslide> But has coconut thru it
23:01:00 <Doodle> nom
23:01:00 <Doodle> shawklet
23:01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sooo yum
23:01:00 <Liinda> oooh
23:01:00 <Liinda> im drinking SLeepy time vanilla tea
23:01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh yum
23:01:00 <nate> im drinking concrete
23:01:00 <Doodle> Temperature 6.9°C
23:02:00 <Liinda> harden up nate
23:02:00 <Doodle> heheheh 69
23:02:00 <superfunhappyslide> I get tea from this place called tea luxe
23:02:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle
23:02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Have awesome tea
23:02:00 <couleurs> i'm drinking Loof's tears
23:02:00 <Doodle> i'm such a child
23:02:00 <Doodle> :/
23:02:00 <Liinda> Oh nice superfunhappyslide, they in Melb?
23:02:00 <nate> loof is that goodlooking he cries
23:02:00 <superfunhappyslide> No Liinda they're from the USA but have the most amazing teas
23:02:00 <nate> tears of joy!!!
23:03:00 <Liinda> so you order online superfunhappyslide or are u in the states?
23:03:00 <xm> does anyone here drink kombucha
23:03:00 <superfunhappyslide> I order on line Liinda
23:03:00 <Doodle> not since the war xm
23:03:00 <nate> xm im coming over for some ;D
23:03:00 <superfunhappyslide> They take abt 2 weeks but well worth the wait
23:03:00 <ShadowLurker> else it gets the hose again
23:03:00 <superfunhappyslide> And cheaper than here even with dollar arm
23:03:00 <Doodle> had my kombuchas shot off in nam
23:03:00 <superfunhappyslide> *atm
23:04:00 <Liinda> sweet thanks superfunhappyslide i might suss them out :)
23:04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses.mp3 (13.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:14)
23:04:00 <couleurs> i'm on-line
23:04:00 <Doodle> call me call me now
23:04:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/3ef08cc8f2d7920fca1f6f21de772bfc/tumblr_nnw3xxBsOZ1sxsqgbo1_400.jpg
23:04:00 <couleurs> wing wing chicken ring
23:05:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:05:00 <Doodle> doin it wrong
23:05:00 <couleurs> that's my gardener
23:05:00 <slinky_J> im on the line
23:05:00 <Doodle> doesnt care
23:05:00 <slinky_J> couleurs owned!
23:05:00 <nate> who needs a man when u have a hose
23:05:00 <nate> SNAp!
23:06:00 <xm> bros before hose
23:06:00 <Liinda> lol wtf
23:06:00 <Doodle> its Liinda on her day off
23:06:00 <Liinda> LOL xm
23:06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wow lol
23:07:00 <Liinda> doodle, id use a ribbed hose tyvm
23:07:00 <superfunhappyslide> It'd be funnier
23:07:00 <superfunhappyslide> If she was spitting water
23:07:00 <superfunhappyslide> From her mouth
23:07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like a fountain
23:07:00 <Doodle> casually 'watering the garden'
23:07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
23:07:00 <superfunhappyslide> "I'm a water saver"
23:07:00 <Doodle> the funny thing is the end of the hose has a trigger nozzle on it
23:07:00 <Doodle> you just cant see it
23:08:00 <nate> omy dont marry her :P
23:08:00 <Doodle> and its set to triangle
23:10:00 <slinky_J> and I hose down their ladies.
23:10:00 <slinky_J> I DICK EM DOWN.
23:10:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have an issue with non matching nail polish lol
23:10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Foots and hands
23:10:00 <nate> i like nail polish ;D
23:11:00 <nate> not a big surprise
23:11:00 <Doodle> me too superfunhappyslide
23:11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
23:11:00 <superfunhappyslide> If it's done right!
23:12:00 <slinky_J> my nails are sah soft and shiny
23:12:00 <xm> nate you should come over. we can talk gossip and do each other's nails. then ill bring out the cucumber 4,4 for face masks. you filthy minded beast
23:12:00 <Doodle> lol
23:12:00 <Liinda> shwing
23:12:00 <couleurs> ╲/\╭(͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)͡°)╮/\╱
23:12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh cool
23:12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Salad
23:13:00 <superfunhappyslide> You can't win friends with salad.
23:14:00 <xm> you can slip roofies into the dressing though
23:14:00 <xm> friends always stay for a good time
23:14:00 <Liinda> i love salad :P
23:14:00 <nate> i used boy colours dont worry
23:14:00 <amsy> ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
23:14:00 <nate> black silver blue ;D
23:15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:15:00 <nate> maroon sparkley
23:15:00 <nate> hmm sparkley :D
23:16:00 <nate> yet to see another guy do it
23:16:00 <nate> anyhowz
23:16:00 <superfunhappyslide> ?
23:16:00 <superfunhappyslide> No IQ.
23:16:00 <xm> i paint my nails red so i can type faster
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ferrari red
23:17:00 <Liinda> lol
23:17:00 <nate> my gym gloves n black nails looked good
23:17:00 <nate> comeon ;D
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> lol
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hawt
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> What colour gym gloves
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pink?
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Purple?
23:17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fuchsia
23:18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Salmon
23:18:00 <nate> i think i had black the time, now i have white;l
23:18:00 <nate> at the time ;L
23:18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mine are blue and black
23:19:00 <nate> i used to wear ear rings 2, fake bling ones ;D
23:19:00 <nate> so cool
23:19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Usher
23:19:00 <xm> did you wear a big clock as a necklace too
23:19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cross colour jeans
23:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> From 1994
23:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> To match
23:20:00 <nate> lol
23:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or mc hammer pants
23:20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can't touch this
23:21:00 <couleurs> boingo bango
23:21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bingo bango
23:21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
23:21:00 <superfunhappyslide> That was a song wasn't it
23:22:00 <couleurs> Prizza.
23:22:00 <nate> i did wear skins for awhile, but i wore shorts over top like a baby ;D
23:23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Skins lol
23:23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Basement Jaxx-Bingo Bango.mp3 (13.66MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:55)
23:23:00 <nate> yeah holds my legs together when i run ;D
23:23:00 <nate> magic
23:23:00 <nate> MAGIC Moments
23:23:00 <superfunhappyslide> YES Doodle
23:23:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's what I was thinking of
23:23:00 <Doodle> :)
23:23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
23:24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gotta spotify that shit tomorrow
23:25:00 <nate> omy gewd
23:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Massive fomo here
23:26:00 <Doodle> god you're such a slut stebie
23:26:00 <stebie> nate, stop hugging yourself and cuddle superfunhappyslide
23:26:00 <nate> foam party?
23:26:00 <stebie> Doodle, there's no action like mo' action
23:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Foam party?
23:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Too cold
23:26:00 <Doodle> lol
23:26:00 <nate> FOAM PARTY!
23:26:00 <Liinda> lol
23:26:00 <nate> ok
23:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gawd
23:26:00 <Liinda> warm foam party
23:26:00 <stebie> FOAD PARTY!
23:26:00 <Doodle> foam party in my pants
23:26:00 <stebie> hey Liinda o/
23:26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:27:00 <Doodle> it will be warm for a while
23:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's horrible
23:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:27:00 <Liinda> eww Doodle go see a doctor about that
23:27:00 <Doodle> :D
23:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahah
23:27:00 <Doodle> no
23:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fizzy
23:27:00 <Doodle> he will tell me to stop
23:27:00 <Liinda> heys stebie!!
23:27:00 <nate> frog eggs in foam ;l
23:27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Whizz fizz
23:27:00 <Doodle> loool
23:27:00 <stebie> if it's foaming, you got issues
23:27:00 <Doodle> jizz fizz
23:27:00 <Doodle> MAYBE I LIKE IT THAT WAY
23:28:00 <Liinda> brb, im gonna put a heat bag in the microwave. i need it to warm to toes up
23:28:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/e42e2202febf459204eed4536ae4de94/tumblr_mg69lmGCRS1r7ks1xo1_1280.jpg
23:28:00 <couleurs> my motto
23:28:00 <Doodle> lol
23:28:00 <Doodle> jazz is my ernie
23:28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ernie is awesome
23:29:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/0c30cd95c67a0455fb538b1c57c537ce/tumblr_nnw9onJjXa1qzcv7no1_r1_540.jpg
23:29:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:29:00 <stebie> Liinda, hot water bottle!
23:29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Some ting wong with that menu
23:30:00 <Doodle> mm crisp loin
23:30:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/fba73f2c1203096e728e0b60d6099b11/tumblr_nnvvks60Eb1qzcv7no1_540.jpg
23:31:00 <couleurs> he he
23:31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:33:00 <Liinda> ok back!!!
23:33:00 <slinky_J> ahahahehehe
23:33:00 <Liinda> stebie hot water bottle is good but this is better. smells so purdy
23:33:00 <slinky_J> so many fools out there that believe in bigfewt
23:34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
23:34:00 <Doodle> wb
23:34:00 <Serenity> heat bags are so much better than water bottles
23:34:00 <Doodle> fun bags
23:34:00 <Doodle> even betterer
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gonna put puppy to bed
23:35:00 <slinky_J> weed today weed today!
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> He's eating the couch
23:35:00 <slinky_J> put puppy to bed?
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Trying to byway
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> *anyway
23:35:00 <Doodle> mmm eating the cooch
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
23:35:00 <Liinda> lol cute
23:35:00 <slinky_J> throw it on ur bed
23:35:00 <slinky_J> as pillow
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Naw lol
23:35:00 <Doodle> oh couch
23:35:00 <slinky_J> yaw
23:35:00 <slinky_J> i wana rat
23:35:00 <Liinda> lol
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> He'll chew my ears
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> He does that lol
23:35:00 <slinky_J> they have female rats up teh road at the pet stoar
23:35:00 <slinky_J> for 15 buk
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like flea bites your ears
23:35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
23:35:00 <slinky_J> uh ouhhhh
23:35:00 <Liinda> my cat just needs to see me put her blanket up against the heater and she waits for me near her bed.
23:35:00 <poofterchook> bokbok
23:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gus is a bulldog
23:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Has a massive mouf
23:36:00 <Doodle> my cat is in bed
23:36:00 <Doodle> ow
23:36:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle ur croch is popular tonight :P
23:36:00 <Doodle> lucky me
23:36:00 <poofterchook> i nicknamed this kitten Patience
23:36:00 <poofterchook> earlier
23:36:00 <Liinda> *crotch
23:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha!
23:36:00 <poofterchook> then i realised negroes name girls that
23:36:00 <poofterchook> and felt bad
23:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Aww hahah
23:36:00 <poofterchook> good thing the kitty wasnt black O_o
23:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Naw
23:36:00 <Doodle> so you called it shaneequah?
23:36:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's destiny
23:37:00 <superfunhappyslide> And harmony
23:37:00 <Serenity> .
23:37:00 <Liinda> bon qui qui
23:37:00 <poofterchook> teh pet stoar ownz and theres a sexy chick workz there
23:37:00 <Doodle> lol
23:37:00 <Doodle> shut up sarah
23:37:00 <superfunhappyslide> La'shanty
23:37:00 <poofterchook> my pet plants name is Hope
23:37:00 <Serenity> u
23:37:00 <Liinda> crispychickenashante
23:37:00 <Doodle> no!
23:37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:37:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
23:37:00 <Doodle> watermelonina
23:37:00 <Serenity> hey
23:37:00 <Liinda> lol
23:37:00 <poofterchook> lol Doodle
23:37:00 <Liinda> that sounds like a disease
23:37:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
23:38:00 <Liinda> need to find that youtube vid
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> A friend who works at hospital said some woman named her kid la
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> La - a
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> La Dash A
23:38:00 <Doodle> :/
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Scarred for life.
23:38:00 <Doodle> thats my middle name
23:38:00 <Maurice> I've heard that many times
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Diddle la dasha
23:38:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
23:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Top 60 Ghetto Black Names Views: 30,926,665 Uploader: thatboyandrew Uploaded: Jan 10, 2009 Duration: 1m16s Rating: 4.84
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oops Doodle
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Diddle doodle
23:38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oodle
23:38:00 <Doodle> no i like diddle
23:39:00 <Doodle> lol
23:39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Kaboodle
23:39:00 <Maurice> Hey Doodle, on Fallon they had a twitter segment about the worst arguments you have had, one was her parents fighting over who chews louder so they got out a loaf to find out, if you'd known, you could have sent in about micronesia
23:39:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool
23:39:00 <Doodle> fucking micronesia
23:39:00 <Maurice> IT'S A LOAF
23:39:00 <Liinda> Clitorisinia
23:39:00 <Doodle> well cover it up its freaking me out!
23:39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh Gawd lol Liinda
23:39:00 <Maurice> Lollll
23:39:00 <Doodle> not the clitoris
23:39:00 <Doodle> get that shit out
23:40:00 <Liinda> hahaha
23:40:00 <Serenity> im about to throw my pc on the highway
23:40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nepean?
23:40:00 <Liinda> whyyy
23:40:00 <Doodle> i'm about to get a free pc off the highway
23:40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ppl drive slow there
23:40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Very annoying
23:40:00 <Liinda> old farts
23:40:00 <Serenity> its fucked, needs formatting'
23:40:00 <Serenity> cbf
23:40:00 <Doodle> lol poodleman lives on the nepean
23:40:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/62de2bd9e1da3054ae890b39d3054582/tumblr_nnu3uuxVzb1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg
23:40:00 <Maurice> Is it still pucked
23:40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nailed it
23:40:00 <Maurice> I wonder if he ever says 'I love with my partner, Roger'
23:41:00 <Maurice> Love lol
23:41:00 <Maurice> Live*
23:41:00 <Doodle> yes to both
23:41:00 <Maurice> 'My better half, my constant, my heart'
23:41:00 <Doodle> my poodle
23:41:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs pooh doesnt wear pants anyhow so its gonna ook weird
23:41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pooh pants
23:42:00 <Doodle> i heard Liinda doesnt wear pants either
23:42:00 <Liinda> Never believe anything a walrus tells you
23:42:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell
23:42:00 <nate> nappies only!
23:42:00 <Liinda> hahaha
23:42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where did this walrus stuff come from
23:42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nappies
23:42:00 <Liinda> Doodle's imagination...
23:42:00 <Doodle> i called Picard a great blotchy white walrus
23:42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nappies are not funny
23:43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Trust me
23:43:00 <Doodle> huffing and puffing up and down on Liinda
23:43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh lol
23:43:00 <nate> superfunhappyslide hook me up babe ;l
23:43:00 <Liinda> and then i turned it on him
23:43:00 <Doodle> and she killed my boner
23:43:00 <nate> full treatment
23:43:00 <Liinda> http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/31%20Let's%20Take%20Our%20Family%20Photo%20By%20That%20Huge%20Walrus%20Boner.jpg
23:43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nate - deal! Lol
23:43:00 <Liinda> with this ^
23:43:00 <Liinda> i<3 google
23:43:00 <stebie> Liinda, but water bottles smell like.... mmmmm... rubber.
23:43:00 <nate> im brain dead anyhowz
23:43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wtf
23:43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahaha
23:43:00 <Maurice> Well that was unpleasant
23:43:00 <Doodle> people in here would still fap to that Liinda
23:44:00 <Liinda> Hahaha
23:44:00 <Doodle> by people i mean Maurice
23:44:00 <stebie> :O
23:44:00 <Maurice> Shhhh
23:44:00 <Liinda> i think the best bit was the whiskers Doodle
23:44:00 <Liinda> He likes that Maurice
23:44:00 <Maurice> I know ;)
23:44:00 <Doodle> Maurice having a fap is like the sound of a thousand little lips, kissing
23:44:00 <Liinda> Let picard do it to him
23:44:00 <Maurice> Rofl
23:44:00 <Liinda> :P
23:44:00 <superfunhappyslide> You crazy kids
23:45:00 <Liinda> lol awah thats kinda cute n creepy
23:45:00 <Liinda> more cute tho
23:45:00 <Liinda> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
23:45:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:45:00 <Doodle> evidence
23:45:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:45:00 <Liinda> cute exited the building
23:45:00 <Maurice> 'bugger'
23:45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
23:45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:45:00 <nate> walrus~meat
23:45:00 <Liinda> lmfao
23:45:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
23:45:00 <Liinda> Doodle, ant some walrus meat?
23:46:00 <British^Meat> fuck snakes
23:46:00 <Liinda> hahaha
23:46:00 <Doodle> i'll never get to have a wank tonight at this rate
23:46:00 <Liinda> what about a hot walrus?
23:46:00 <British^Meat> how long do u need?
23:46:00 <Doodle> /ignore Liinda
23:46:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/dd1262d85d5a40af548b121118f1e12a/tumblr_inline_mfkfmp84qT1r9ba5b.jpg
23:46:00 <Doodle> 3 hours
23:46:00 <nate> doodle dont u have a black book full of cuties, comeon ;D
23:46:00 <Liinda> surely there are hot ones
23:46:00 <Doodle> no nate
23:46:00 <British^Meat> Tantric wanking
23:46:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:46:00 <nate> ok i lie sometimes 99%:)
23:46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
23:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:57)
23:47:00 <Doodle> impressive
23:47:00 <Doodle> wait what are you stretching
23:48:00 <nate> stretching before bed is good for u;l
23:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
23:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Pre sleep yoga
23:48:00 <Doodle> [23:48] <superfunhappyslide> Pre sleep yoghurt slinging
23:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahaha
23:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Greek style?
23:48:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Clearly I need to go to bed lol
23:48:00 <Doodle> same but its warm here
23:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Electric blanket on
23:49:00 <Doodle> effort
23:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gonna go kebab myself in the doona
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol
23:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Good night kids
23:49:00 <Doodle> ninis o/
23:49:00 <nate> that sounds good, eating kebabs in bed
23:49:00 <nate> hmmm :D
23:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Garlic sauce
23:49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Everywhere
23:50:00 <nate> no real kebabs
23:50:00 <nate> :D~
23:50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
23:50:00 <nate> hmmm again ;D
23:50:00 <superfunhappyslide> I've only ever had 3am kebabs
23:50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Post heavy drinkage
23:50:00 <nate> fast gi ;D
23:50:00 <nate> WOOpiw
23:50:00 <Liinda> goodnight superfunhappyslide xx
23:51:00 <nate> yeah let the bread crumbs bite
23:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Night night Liinda x
23:51:00 <Liinda> best kebab place is on hume hwy near the caravan shops
23:51:00 <Liinda> thx for the tea info!!!
23:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Furlong rd St. Albans used to be awesome
23:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> They delivered
23:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> At 3am
23:51:00 <Liinda> oh nice
23:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh was great
23:51:00 <Liinda> this place is 2 turkish ladies who make them in campbellfield, soooo good
23:51:00 <nate> i make tea outta mud and stix, yumbo :D
23:51:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'll send discount tea stuff tomoz
23:52:00 <Doodle> mud tea ftw
23:52:00 <Liinda> no probs superfunhappyslide, whever you get a chance :)
23:52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nate-iv tea
23:52:00 <superfunhappyslide> I got nothing.
23:52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bai Bai
23:52:00 <nate> only hot thing i like in my mouth is not tea :D
23:52:00 <Liinda> isnt rooibos tea out of sticks?
23:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yupski
23:53:00 <Liinda> thought so
23:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> White peony
23:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Looks like dried huntsman legs
23:53:00 <Liinda> ahhh
23:53:00 <nate> i burnt my tongue on hot beverages 2 many times ;D
23:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Always freaks me out lol
23:53:00 <Liinda> lol
23:53:00 <Serenity> D:
23:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Phone batt dying
23:53:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's a sign
23:54:00 <Liinda> lol night x
23:54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ciaoski
23:54:00 <Serenity> o/
23:54:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/fa12b3251f83e3ebd020425644c0190a/tumblr_nnqc0noiC31qzcv7no1_540.jpg
23:57:00 <nate> the only tea ive tried is pepsi and coke mixed together, its not good ;D
23:57:00 <nate> yet some people say it is
23:57:00 <Liinda> freaking cute!
23:57:00 <Liinda> ok sleepy time for me now
23:58:00 <Liinda> goodnight lovelies
23:58:00 <nate> how about bourbon and lemonade now thats yucko:D
23:58:00 <loltech> night
23:58:00 <Doodle> nini Liinda
23:58:00 <Liinda> xx nightsssss
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