// #melbourne — 2015-05-04
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00:00:00 <couleurs> jube
00:01:00 <British^Meat> no europe for soton
00:02:00 <simba> might happen
00:02:00 <grilld> ohh yeh tuna and peas
00:02:00 <grilld> cool
00:02:00 <simba> i think if arse win the fa cup down to 7th gets spots
00:02:00 <grilld> like a tuna pasta sorta feel
00:02:00 <British^Meat> fuck arse, wait, what?
00:03:00 <simba> some bs about the fa cup winners getting europa but if they already got CL it goes to a lower spot
00:03:00 <simba> c wat happens
00:05:00 <British^Meat> u played the latest tomb raider?
00:05:00 <British^Meat> laras makin me feel dumb, telling me what to do, where does she get off?
00:05:00 <grilld> yeh its good
00:05:00 <British^Meat> lovin it, mostly
00:05:00 <simba> ive like never played tomb raider
00:05:00 <grilld> waiting for unchartered 4 then ill wank
00:06:00 <simba> i played tomba
00:06:00 <grilld> simba get tomb raider 1
00:06:00 <grilld> and play that LOL
00:06:00 <simba> LOL
00:06:00 <simba> sick man
00:07:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/11168584_10153807196008032_9216049643455686333_o.jpg
00:07:00 <British^Meat> me, rn
00:07:00 <couleurs> Nice Tits.
00:08:00 <British^Meat> cheers
00:09:00 <Juventus> simba: couleurs thursday juve real madrid
00:09:00 <simba> epic !!!!!!!!!!! CL semis!!!!!!!!
00:09:00 <couleurs> Go Juve !
00:09:00 <couleurs> BARCA vs JUVE EINEIN BERLEN
00:12:00 <Juventus> lol
00:16:00 <slinky_J> slep
00:18:00 <gdrc> he forgot an e
00:18:00 <grilld> you sleeping simbs?
00:18:00 <slinky_J> u reckon bikies watch sons of anarchy?
00:18:00 <grilld> some do
00:19:00 <slinky_J> lel
00:19:00 <grilld> ones that are sorta fake
00:20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8l0x9uF-Y
00:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Man sneezes into his trombone during concert - Tiptree sneeze Views: 766,334 Uploader: brebay Uploaded: Mar 17, 2014 Duration: 0m19s Rating: 4.87
00:20:00 <slinky_J> sometimes actors just shit me
00:21:00 <slinky_J> how fun to be paid to pretend
00:22:00 <grilld> what acting?
00:22:00 <simba> pretend 2 have a lfie
00:26:00 <slinky_J> yea acting
00:26:00 <grilld> what do you mean?
00:26:00 <slinky_J> well it's all pretend, it's not real
00:29:00 <slinky_J> on sbs right now a show called JEWS AND MONEY
00:29:00 <simba> bad actors pretend
00:29:00 <grilld> well watching a show called jews and money is the first problem there slinky lol
00:29:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:30:00 <slinky_J> its about some 2006 anti-semitic hate crime
00:30:00 <slinky_J> wish the jews would calm down and stop crying wolf
00:31:00 <grilld> yeh they are the cry babies of earth
00:31:00 <slinky_J> agreed
00:31:00 <slinky_J> wipe em out
00:32:00 <slinky_J> then put up a gigantic wall around the middle east
00:32:00 <slinky_J> and nuke it all
00:33:00 <grilld> lol
00:33:00 <grilld> that might happen sooner or later
00:34:00 <slinky_J> long as they keep it to themselves
00:35:00 <slinky_J> Picard >> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11139009_10153369197984416_2001802274324409413_n.jpg?oh=39d238d7b79980893e370d811a7a0861&oe=55988A05&__gda__=1439714896_a5d1a44b05a03b41c599f96be5f9419f
00:36:00 <slinky_J> k slutty actress from Underbelly 1 has just ruined Longmire for me
00:38:00 <slinky_J> o phew just some slag that looks like her phew phew hate her so much
00:38:00 <slinky_J> so much hate!
00:39:00 <grilld> the one who was carl williams gf?
00:40:00 <slinky_J> yeah
00:40:00 <slinky_J> she looks like an ice fiend ey lol!
00:40:00 <grilld> yeh
00:40:00 <grilld> she prob is or was u know
00:42:00 <slinky_J> chicks dig meth
00:44:00 <grilld> yes
00:48:00 <slinky_J> a lot of anti-nazi propaganda films out there ay
00:49:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:01:00 <grilld> lots
01:01:00 <slinky_J> bit rude huh
01:01:00 <slinky_J> double standars ey
01:02:00 <Dugnuts> want some pro nazi propaganda to balance it out?
01:02:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:06:00 <slinky_J> how about an australian civil war
01:06:00 <slinky_J> could be fun?
01:10:00 <slinky_J> star trek, going where noone has gone before, though constantly encountering people where ever they go O_o
01:10:00 <grilld> lol
01:37:00 <slinky_J> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2852739/Nepal-devotees-sacrifice-thousands-animals-Hindu-ritual.html
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
01:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> then what do they do - go make burgers?
01:44:00 <slinky_J> i bought this t shirt for simba https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/11183432_1645576085673383_5413226484853686074_n.jpg?oh=192d6bf2f0fdd8ddc6bcd223c1bf1e75&oe=55DA024B
01:45:00 <slinky_J> fk knows
01:45:00 <simba> kum
01:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol best shirt ever
01:47:00 <Maurice> I'd wear that
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
01:49:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck tomorrow is nail day, my pointer finger is in pain
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i like my 'enjoy cock' shirt the best
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got mine did last week yo'
01:51:00 <Maurice> Mine was meant to be wednesday but got moved up to tomorrow thankfully
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
01:51:00 <Maurice> What'd you get
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what colour are you thinkin'
01:51:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm big apple
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> opi
01:51:00 <Maurice> I never think about it, my nail chick does whatever
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
01:52:00 <Maurice> So it varies from zombies to vamp teeth etc
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that's pretty awesome
01:52:00 <Maurice> Yeah she's cool as
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to always get french
01:52:00 <Maurice> I've even had cupcakes and ninja turtles
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it! my nail peeps never go all out
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i went black with silver glitter for like 12 months
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i'm in a red phase
01:53:00 <British^Meat> black sails
01:54:00 <Serenity> i grow my own
01:54:00 <Serenity> cause im cool
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> black sails is fucking lame
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i tried but i can't
01:54:00 <British^Meat> nawww
01:54:00 <Serenity> mine are like razors
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> its lesbian pirates
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
01:54:00 <British^Meat> i thought u were cool
01:54:00 <British^Meat> oh and gay giy pirates
01:55:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/10635825_10152823643460844_1869984640994097369_n.jpg?oh=18411526461aa21b6ef4dd4216d92dba&oe=55D156CE
01:55:00 <British^Meat> it doesnt discrimenate
01:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ! love em maurice!
01:55:00 <Maurice> I was the coolest mum at school
01:56:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/1380247_10152011680955844_1012445999_n.jpg?oh=f4cdfcca2f96d6dc17ae83f0754c6e86&oe=55CEA6F1
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol totes!
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> boys coming home asking if they can have their nails painted - dads flipping the fuck out!
01:56:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving the zombie ones!
01:56:00 <Serenity> ant wore pink nail polish to shi last disco
01:57:00 <Serenity> his*
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love that you're so cool with that
01:57:00 <Maurice> I have the shoes, handbag, purse and uggs boots to match those zombies
01:57:00 <Maurice> Haha coz Ant is cool
01:57:00 <Maurice> I've painted my kids toenails
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> like it shouldn't even be an issue - but for some it is
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the day when i was a pre school teacher - dads use to flip the fuck out if they saw their son in dress up clothes
01:57:00 <Maurice> Coz people are dickbags
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
01:58:00 <Serenity> he wore a pink headband for like 2 years
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so when dad dropped off his son, i used to get all the glitzy stuff out
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck what kids wear
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
01:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from when my child demands to wear a rainbow dress which is literally 3 sizes too small for her
01:59:00 <Serenity> both my kids have seen me have my hair every colour in the rainbow, get piercings etc
01:59:00 <Serenity> im pretty open with what they want to do
01:59:00 <Serenity> within reason ofc
01:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeah
01:59:00 <Maurice> I think a cyclone just went through my front yard
01:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
01:59:00 <Serenity> ohh ant hes got a purple earring
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't blame him, purple is an awesome colour n' stuff
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> rory wouldn't wear dresses until a few years ago
02:00:00 <Maurice> There goes the fucking watch alarm again
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> she used to cry if you attempted to lol
02:01:00 <Serenity> lily has pretty much only worn dresses lol
02:01:00 <Maurice> Mine only just got out of dresses and into pants
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> she wears them now - disney princess' are the in fucking thing
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin rapunzel
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least it's not frozen!
02:02:00 <Maurice> Don't hate on Frozen
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:02:00 <grilld> frozen is good
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell, i only saw the movie in parts 89787340483048 times
02:02:00 <Maurice> Haha that was Monsters Inc for me
02:03:00 <Maurice> A trillion times but never the whole thing
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i just kept on singing let it go and it pissed her off
02:03:00 <grilld> monsters inc very good xtc pills
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
02:04:00 <grilld> whats wrong?
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you're just being a tard
02:04:00 <grilld> they were substantial pingers
02:04:00 <grilld> im not
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you are
02:04:00 <grilld> how?
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nite peeps! Enjoy hard hour :D
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> TARD
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
02:08:00 <grilld> whats wrong with her?
02:08:00 <Serenity> omg how goos is bed
02:09:00 <Maurice> I dunno about yours, but mine is fucking rocking
02:10:00 <Serenity> well mines not rocking atm
02:16:00 <Maurice> Lol mine wont rock until tuesday
02:17:00 <Maurice> But it's super comfy
02:30:00 <slinky_J> nite grilld
02:30:00 <slinky_J> and team
02:30:00 <slinky_J> burp
02:36:00 <grilld> what time is it?
02:44:00 <British^Meat> time to slumber
02:44:00 <British^Meat> and as such, i do, i slumber
03:00:00 <grilld> it becomes less and less full of ppl each day and night
06:25:00 <faux> Wtf who was grilld
06:29:00 <Juventus> juventus
08:00:00 <Marttin> Props tho ana
08:01:00 <Ana_Ng> ło
10:48:00 <faux> Jsyeeneog6vh
10:51:00 <Doodle> bless you
11:18:00 <stompin> ya mummma on fire
11:21:00 <MrMark> booo!
11:28:00 <nate> MrMark run up some stairs :D
11:39:00 <Nikky`> you really need to get over ya mumma stompin... you're little past 12 :P
11:40:00 <stompin> noppe
11:40:00 <Nikky`> Yes
11:40:00 <Nikky`> Anywho - bbs was headed to shower
11:52:00 <zaim> hurry up im waiting
11:54:00 <MrMark> why should i nate
11:55:00 <nate> chasing your dreams?:)
11:55:00 <nate> plus who doesnt want a nice firm booty
11:58:00 <MrMark> yawn
12:06:00 <Nikky`> I don't want to hurry zaim
12:07:00 <stompin> y
12:07:00 <stompin> quickie tap and gap
12:07:00 <zaim> :x
12:07:00 <zaim> no gap. plenty tap
12:07:00 <Nikky`> errr
12:08:00 <stompin> lol
12:09:00 <nate> in da bum for lots of fun, right MrMark:)
12:13:00 <Nikky`> Well Well Well
12:15:00 <Shadowgate> Nikky is funny lol
12:16:00 <Nikky`> Of course - I save all my fun stuff for Sun
12:17:00 <zaim> ha! she called me fun stuff
12:17:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:26:00 <nate> Shadowgate is a nob! in the shadows:)
12:27:00 <Shadowgate> lol
12:27:00 <nate> flash the channel
12:27:00 <nate> is it normal to have nudie pics on ya phone?:)
12:27:00 <nate> of yourself
12:28:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/mfP7hjjId3E
12:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Private Eyes - The Bird and The Bee Views: 297,420 Uploader: Jackie Alvarado Uploaded: Mar 26, 2010 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.96
12:30:00 <British^Meat> no
12:31:00 <MrMark> totally
12:31:00 <doctor> totes
12:31:00 <MrMark> id be offended if u didnt have any
12:32:00 <nate> doctor what do u think is dr oz, just misleading the public :)
12:32:00 <nate> this magic juice will make MrMarks feet soft
12:33:00 <doctor> of course
12:33:00 <nate> dr oz has some good stuff on it, some sales stuff aswell:)
12:33:00 <doctor> he's so full of shit and the gullible seem to love his personality
12:34:00 <doctor> if stupid people want to follow his advice I'm all for it
12:34:00 <nate> thats becuase hes trustworthy :D
12:34:00 <nate> hahaha
12:34:00 <nate> hes a doctor after all
12:35:00 <Nikky`> I trust doctor
12:35:00 <nate> nutrition and weight loss is what he focuses on
12:36:00 <nate> so many people looking for the easy way out
12:36:00 <nate> as ya do:)
12:37:00 <nate> dr oz will save me, why not hey
12:37:00 <nate> they just need a disclaimer, some of this information could be misleading ;l
12:37:00 <nate> haha
12:38:00 <nate> slinky_Js miracle goodlooking apple cider
12:39:00 <nate> slinky_J u have a lovely night last night? dreamin bout the ps4?
12:43:00 <nate> dr phil, was on tv the other day telling a person off indirectly about him abusing his wife, saying in this scenario, lets say a said person did terrible things "wink" "you" hahah damn, how much do they pay them :)
12:44:00 <nate> whos next dr 90210:)
12:44:00 <nate> snap!
12:47:00 <slinky_J> my fav place has gone shit
12:50:00 <slinky_J> this joint has a SOUP section that lists no soup wtehfak
12:53:00 <faux> PACMANNN
12:59:00 <British^Meat> I ride
13:00:00 <slinky_J> LOL nate
13:00:00 <slinky_J> last nite was good but dreams were scary!
13:00:00 <Doodle> smoke weed, dont dream
13:00:00 <Doodle> fixed
13:00:00 <simba> together we ride
13:01:00 <slinky_J> i was stoned as
13:01:00 <Doodle> weird
13:01:00 <Dugnuts> nothing weird about that
13:01:00 <Dugnuts> i used to remember shitloads more dreams when i was smoking all the tiem
13:01:00 <StrykerX> For some odd reason, my nick was dropped
13:01:00 <StrykerX> :/
13:02:00 <Doodle> well great
13:02:00 <Doodle> it must just be me then
13:02:00 <Doodle> /wrists
13:03:00 <Nikky`> Noooo Doodle i'll miss you - do it during the week when I am not on
13:03:00 <Doodle> ok
13:03:00 <Doodle> tomorrow
13:04:00 <slinky_J> for some odd reason me balls dropped into ur mouth hunz
13:04:00 <slinky_J> ;D
13:05:00 <Nikky`> Deal Doodle.. i'll even given you a mins silence for your death
13:05:00 <Doodle> ta very much
13:07:00 <slinky_J> oh ma GOSh
13:07:00 <slinky_J> a cat video and the cat puts its bunny hat thing on all by itself ahahahaha sah cute
13:07:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
13:07:00 <slinky_J> stoopud cat
13:08:00 <faux> Does anyone have a working link for the boxing
13:09:00 <faux> All my streams are poop
13:09:00 <faux> Probably cos half the planet are watching
13:09:00 <Doodle> http://www.foxsports.com.au/login
13:10:00 <faux> .
13:10:00 <Doodle> http://www1.skysports.com/boxing/
13:10:00 <Dugnuts> sorry false, none on my end
13:10:00 <faux> Lol false
13:10:00 <Doodle> welcome to my world, i cant watch the f1 because of fox and sky and channel 10
13:10:00 <faux> Doodle yiu have to pay to watch in those sites ok
13:11:00 <Doodle> no shit
13:11:00 <faux> So don't link me to poop
13:11:00 <faux> U cunt
13:11:00 <faux> Fuck I should have gone to dads
13:11:00 <faux> They paid for it
13:11:00 <faux> But my fucking ankle is shit and I didn't wanna move
13:11:00 <StrykerX> Get a cab
13:11:00 <StrykerX> I did last night
13:12:00 <StrykerX> My son hit the driver :/
13:12:00 <faux> No I hate cabs the last two I was in almost killed me
13:12:00 <Dugnuts> whats so funny about your name?
13:12:00 <faux> And its not about a lift it's my foot ok
13:12:00 <Doodle> here faux
13:12:00 <Doodle> http://www.drakulastream.eu/free-live-video-streaming-boxing-floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-other-boxing-290510.html
13:12:00 <Doodle> you'll need adblock though
13:13:00 <faux> Is it a good stream
13:13:00 <faux> Dis u check
13:13:00 <Doodle> ist where i watch f1
13:13:00 <Doodle> its
13:13:00 <Doodle> theres like 8 streams
13:13:00 <faux> Yeah I have 39373 links
13:13:00 <faux> But the point is they're not good
13:13:00 <faux> :(
13:13:00 <faux> Too laggy
13:13:00 <faux> I'll check that one
13:13:00 <faux> Ty
13:14:00 <Nikky`> Why did you son hit the driver StrykerX?
13:14:00 <Nikky`> *your
13:14:00 <StrykerX> He was upset cause he was tired
13:14:00 <StrykerX> Keeping in mind he is 2.5
13:14:00 <StrykerX> It was just lucky I knew the guy so he wasn't overly bothered.
13:14:00 <Nikky`> he should have just hit you
13:14:00 <Nikky`> I would have :P
13:14:00 <StrykerX> Oh Nikky, you can "hit" me anyday ;D
13:14:00 <slinky_J> cous cous
13:15:00 <faux> Hehe my sis is 2.5
13:15:00 <Nikky`> haha yeah baby ;o)
13:15:00 <faux> Cutest
13:15:00 <slinky_J> http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/new-kurt-cobain-album-featuring-previously-unreleased-music-coming-out-this-year-10222293.html
13:16:00 <faux> Doodle it's not loading :'(
13:18:00 <Dugnuts> i have a feeling if you are going to pay for it, you probably wont get to watch it false
13:18:00 <Dugnuts> as you said
13:18:00 <Dugnuts> half the planet is trying to watch the damn thing
13:19:00 <Dugnuts> arent going to pay
13:19:00 <Dugnuts> silly fingers
13:25:00 <Nikky`> I will be the other half of the planet that is not watching it
13:26:00 <StrykerX> I'll be in the too povo to pay for it category
13:28:00 <Nikky`> Poor StrykerX
13:29:00 <MrMark> smen
13:31:00 <slinky_J> fk
13:31:00 <MrMark> smen
13:31:00 <MrMark> semen
13:31:00 <slinky_J> hungry but nothin good
13:31:00 <slinky_J> want chinese!
13:31:00 <slinky_J> wb fox!
13:32:00 <slinky_J> http://www.totalsportek.com/boxing/mayweather-vs-pacquiao-live-stream/
13:32:00 <slinky_J> snewps
13:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo slinky_J whats doing
13:35:00 <Mew> wtf i cant join #cunts
13:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> key needed
13:36:00 <ShadowLurker> heh why want to join
13:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its full of cunts anyway
13:37:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly
13:37:00 <Mew> it says bad channel key :(
13:37:00 <slinky_J> eating couis cous :P
13:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sweet i want bacon due to some other douche in another channel saying bacon :(
13:38:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:38:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm bacon
13:38:00 <Mew> mmmmm crispy bacon
13:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bacon eggs mushrooms
13:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yeah
13:38:00 <slinky_J> these ainsley harriet cous cous packets r dope
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
13:39:00 <slinky_J> oh yum
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> no mushrooms
13:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> why not ShadowLurker
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> you ruined it
13:39:00 <Mew> crispy bacon sandwich with tomato sauce not toasted
13:39:00 <Mew> british as fuck
13:39:00 <Mew> delicious
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> cos theyre shit
13:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh god no
13:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know what is yum
13:39:00 <Mew> your mum
13:39:00 <slinky_J> mmm mushrooom
13:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> meat pie sandwich with a poched egg in the middle of it
13:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and Mew thats sick
13:40:00 <Mew> nigga wut
13:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you wanna eat ashes do you
13:40:00 <Mew> oh woops haha
13:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she died 13 years ago and we had her cremated
13:40:00 <Mew> that would be my irish luck
13:41:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/11203080_10152905811423099_7538010636952082221_n.jpg?oh=0cebca3ac33e2544eca64584b8052a5c&oe=55E218CF&__gda__=1439694713_2cc1a942096b983ae6c0941f30865804
13:41:00 <Mew> i swear every time i say "your mum" the persons mum is dead lol
13:41:00 <Mew> sorry snoop dawg
13:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all good Mew
13:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no harm done
13:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11008465_882528975127379_2973902682993279505_n.jpg?oh=c00cfc30d9ef3bf3c62e5a3f01000113&oe=55D87B23 would you not shit yourself if you seen this while driving
13:42:00 <slinky_J> egg in teh pie
13:42:00 <slinky_J> i love that pie
13:42:00 <slinky_J> get them down the road so dope
13:43:00 <simba> lol this footage of 2 metallica guys playing the star spangled banner at a baseball game
13:43:00 <simba> this is so american all it needs is cheese on top
13:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember there use to be a place open called Big Dads Pies and they did the exact same thing in their pies and man it was yum as
13:43:00 <Mew> orange cheese
13:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck yeah still open :D
13:51:00 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/NsmKQyXExQU
13:51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: JACK NICHOLSON REACTS TO THE NEW JOKER Views: 3,123,756 Uploader: Toniemcee Uploaded: Apr 26, 2015 Duration: 1m30s Rating: 4.79
13:54:00 <fawks> Hello
13:54:00 <Doodle> hi
13:54:00 <fawks> hows it
13:55:00 <Doodle> terrible
13:55:00 <Doodle> you?
13:55:00 <fawks> Why
13:55:00 <fawks> I'm ok just starving waiting for me chicken to cook
13:55:00 <Doodle> many and varied reasons
13:55:00 <Doodle> lol
13:55:00 <Doodle> bless you
13:55:00 <Serenity> danke
13:56:00 <Doodle> u wana go m8
13:56:00 <Mew> is it because victoria is a complete shit hole?
13:56:00 <Serenity> turbo had a blanket under ants bed for sleeping on.. i just pulled it out...
13:56:00 <Doodle> no
13:56:00 <Serenity> theres 12 cats on there
13:56:00 <Doodle> lolol
13:57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wisin & Yandel - Me Estás Tentando.mp3 (6.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:28)
13:57:00 <Serenity> its cold, he hasnt got enough money, poodleman is annoying and rooster scratched him
13:57:00 <Serenity> am i close?
13:57:00 <Doodle> its nice today
13:57:00 <Serenity> WELL FINE
13:58:00 <Doodle> i have money, just not bags of it lying around
13:58:00 <Serenity> EXACTLY
13:58:00 <Serenity> -caps
13:58:00 <Serenity> im pretty miserable about that myself
13:58:00 <Doodle> apart from those bags
13:58:00 <Doodle> i'm applying for a new job today
13:58:00 <Doodle> twice the money
13:59:00 <Doodle> twice the stress
13:59:00 <Doodle> woo
13:59:00 <Serenity> mo monay
13:59:00 <slinky_J> http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/98/71/ca57f04cccb55b6771ebd2ae6ea35585.gif
14:00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jermaine Dupri ft Jay-Z - Money Ain't a Thang.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
14:01:00 <slinky_J> Rubeus Hagrid is half human and half giant. His father, the human, had sex with his mother, the giant. If all giants are like Grawp--enormous, stupid beasts--that is one fucked up situation. Just sit quietly and think about it for a little while. Yep. Hagrid's dad went into the woods and boned a monster. Cool.
14:01:00 <fawks> Soz doodle I pooped
14:01:00 <fawks> Y u terrible
14:01:00 <Doodle> lol
14:01:00 <Doodle> just cos
14:01:00 <fawks> Also good luck
14:02:00 <Doodle> ta very much
14:02:00 <fawks> I was in a foul mood this morn
14:02:00 <Serenity> he only fapped twice this morning
14:02:00 <fawks> Some cunts were drilling
14:02:00 <Serenity> rooster wouldnt stop staring for the 3rd
14:02:00 <Doodle> lol sezz try 0 times
14:02:00 <fawks> I was like pls die ty
14:02:00 <Serenity> :( lol
14:02:00 <Doodle> no time
14:02:00 <Serenity> theyre building a house across the road from here
14:02:00 <Serenity> thank fuck we'll be gone in 2 weeks
14:02:00 <fawks> Also can you get pains in your thigh from a sprained ankle
14:03:00 <Doodle> i was woken up by sirens as usual
14:03:00 <fawks> I've been having like the sharpest pains
14:03:00 <Doodle> theres some going right now, sounds like downtown detroit
14:03:00 <fawks> Like a knife stabbing me
14:03:00 <fawks> :'(
14:03:00 <Doodle> :/
14:03:00 <Doodle> i dont know
14:03:00 <Serenity> not sure if it would be from the sprained ankle
14:03:00 <fawks> Stays for like 30 mins
14:03:00 <Serenity> maybe strain from trying to walk differently
14:03:00 <fawks> Maybe it's cos I haven't been moving much
14:03:00 <fawks> Idk
14:03:00 <fawks> But its fucked
14:03:00 <fawks> And I think slept funny with my foot cos now my ankle is worse
14:04:00 <fawks> Have to go back to the docs this week
14:04:00 <Serenity> wah that sucks
14:04:00 <fawks> If he mentions a cast I'm walking out
14:04:00 <fawks> Limping*
14:04:00 <Doodle> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/9/6/73496.jpg?v=1
14:04:00 <Serenity> they shouldnt want to cast a sprain
14:04:00 <fawks> He mentioned when I first went in
14:04:00 <fawks> I'm like.doc pls
14:04:00 <fawks> Lol
14:04:00 <fawks> Then he said it was grade 1 and didn't need it
14:05:00 <Serenity> maybe one of those strap on casts
14:05:00 <fawks> So just wrapped it
14:05:00 <Doodle> sezz is into strap ons
14:05:00 <Doodle> dont listen to her
14:05:00 <fawks> LOL
14:05:00 <Serenity> i am
14:05:00 <Serenity> be quiet
14:05:00 <fawks> Only good thing about a cast
14:05:00 <Serenity> or ill strap you on.. ..
14:05:00 <Serenity> .
14:05:00 <Doodle> she just wants to attack your anus
14:05:00 <fawks> I can kick my neighbours cat
14:05:00 <Serenity> fucking cats
14:05:00 <fawks> He always sits in front of my screen door and I can't open it without pushing him away
14:06:00 <fawks> I'm like PLS
14:06:00 <fawks> And he glares at mr
14:06:00 <Serenity> my face is on fire thanks to the cat carpet under ants bed
14:06:00 <fawks> I'm like excuse me
14:06:00 <fawks> And then we have words
14:06:00 <Serenity> you better watch our
14:06:00 <fawks> When I first moved in he would hiss St me when I took rubbish down
14:06:00 <Serenity> he'll get you in your sleep
14:06:00 <fawks> Cs he sits on the bins
14:06:00 <Serenity> next time you leave that door open
14:06:00 <Doodle> rooster was hissing at his food last night
14:06:00 <Doodle> idiot
14:06:00 <fawks> LOL
14:06:00 <slinky_J> bincat
14:07:00 <fawks> He scratched the other neighbours dogs eye out
14:07:00 <fawks> He's ruthhless
14:07:00 <slinky_J> he's protecting you from the grouch
14:07:00 <Serenity> soulja boi
14:07:00 <fawks> What do you expect she gave him a gangster name
14:07:00 <slinky_J> that sesame street character
14:07:00 <fawks> Prowl.
14:07:00 <fawks> He's a thug
14:07:00 <Doodle> lol
14:07:00 <Doodle> like tyrone from next door
14:07:00 <fawks> LOL
14:08:00 <Serenity> roosters a mexian he cant be trusted either
14:08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack - Dammit Janet.mp3 (6.51MB 128kbps Stereo 7:06)
14:08:00 <Doodle> iyiyiiiii
14:08:00 <Serenity> tyrone will end up burried in the middle of the desert
14:08:00 <Doodle> i dunno where he is, i think they got him already
14:08:00 <Doodle> whacked him
14:08:00 <fawks> Sez how long do basa fish fillets take if I wrap them in foil and put them Inn the oveb
14:08:00 <Serenity> I TOL U NAHT 2 FUK WIT MY MONAY ESSE
14:08:00 <Doodle> lol
14:08:00 <Serenity> ese?
14:08:00 <Serenity> whatever
14:09:00 <Doodle> are you going to turn the oven on? if not they will take ages
14:09:00 <Serenity> 20 mins tops faux
14:09:00 <Serenity> not long at all
14:09:00 <fawks> Ok good cos I cbf standing over the stove tonight to cook them
14:09:00 <fawks> Which is what I usually do
14:09:00 <Doodle> fkn more sirens
14:09:00 <Serenity> im gonna do the most awesome roast after we move
14:10:00 <Serenity> roast 4 days
14:10:00 <fawks> Where do you live comptom
14:10:00 <fawks> N
14:10:00 <fawks> Nnn
14:10:00 <Serenity> on da easss side
14:10:00 <Doodle> lol no the ambos are at the end of my street, and the police are around the corner
14:10:00 <Doodle> and the fireys are up the road too
14:10:00 <fawks> Ah yes
14:10:00 <fawks> I'm 5 mins from a hospital and don't even hear that many sirens
14:10:00 <fawks> I use their wifi
14:10:00 <Serenity> burninggg briiiight theres a guiding starrrrrr
14:11:00 <fawks> wait I lied
14:11:00 <Doodle> over at the frankenstein plaaaace
14:11:00 <fawks> I mean I'm connected to their tower
14:11:00 <fawks> For me phne
14:11:00 <fawks> FN
14:11:00 <Doodle> ME FN M8
14:11:00 <fawks> Lol
14:11:00 <fawks> Some guy came to inspect my smoke alarm
14:11:00 <Doodle> lol
14:11:00 <Doodle> mental image sezz
14:12:00 <fawks> And I told mum she's lke
14:12:00 <Serenity> you'd look hot in brads jocks ok
14:12:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:12:00 <fawks> Why do u let strange men into your house
14:12:00 <fawks> So rude.
14:12:00 <Doodle> for sex obv
14:12:00 <Serenity> lolll
14:12:00 <Doodle> why else
14:12:00 <fawks> She's lke did u even get ID
14:12:00 <Doodle> we know you dont even have a smoke alarm
14:12:00 <fawks> Oops
14:12:00 <fawks> Lollllĺ
14:12:00 <Doodle> :P
14:12:00 <fawks> My.neighbour has to come in and turn it of every time I cook
14:12:00 <Doodle> i burnt some toast the other day i think the batteries in mine are flat
14:12:00 <fawks> Coa I can't reach it
14:13:00 <couleurs> let's get ready 2 rumba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:13:00 <couleurs> -- nate
14:13:00 <Doodle> cos it did nothing
14:13:00 <fawks> Prettty sure he wants to kill me
14:13:00 <Serenity> ours are hardwired
14:13:00 <fawks> Hpt
14:13:00 <fawks> Hot
14:13:00 <Serenity> hehe hard
14:13:00 <Doodle> :o
14:13:00 <fawks> OMG my chickens ready
14:13:00 <Doodle> bok bok
14:13:00 <Serenity> madness takes its toll
14:13:00 <Doodle> i still havent eaten today
14:13:00 <fawks> Ditching you guise 4 chicken
14:13:00 <Doodle> bai2u
14:13:00 <fawks> And new girl
14:13:00 <Serenity> bai
14:13:00 <fawks> Adios
14:14:00 <fawks> Ok
14:14:00 <fawks> I lod
14:14:00 <fawks> Lied
14:14:00 <fawks> It needs 5 more mins
14:14:00 <fawks> :'(
14:14:00 <Doodle> is it still clucking
14:15:00 <Serenity> dont come crawling back here now miss
14:15:00 <Doodle> lol
14:15:00 <fawks> Not as burnt as I like it
14:15:00 <Doodle> sezz
14:15:00 <Doodle> can you make some phone calls for me
14:15:00 <Serenity> yessum
14:15:00 <Doodle> i cbf
14:15:00 <Serenity> uh no
14:15:00 <fawks> Lol
14:15:00 <fawks> She's the wrong person to ask
14:15:00 <Serenity> lol
14:15:00 <Doodle> whyyyy
14:15:00 <Serenity> i dont like phone calls
14:15:00 <fawks> Doesn't like the phone much?
14:16:00 <fawks> Me on the other hand
14:16:00 <Serenity> unless im blasted and well its just too early for that
14:16:00 <Doodle> neither do i and i do it for a living
14:16:00 <fawks> Yay my friends relo saw a painting I did for him and wants one
14:16:00 <Doodle> ok fawks call the hosp for me
14:16:00 <Doodle> and surgeon
14:16:00 <fawks> Charging her $250 cos she can suck it
14:16:00 <Doodle> tyvm
14:16:00 <fawks> Ok
14:16:00 <fawks> Numbers pls
14:16:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
14:17:00 <Doodle> look if you cant do it i may as well do it myself
14:17:00 <Serenity> WEN DO U EVN PAYNT?
14:17:00 <fawks> He*
14:17:00 <fawks> lol
14:17:00 <fawks> wut
14:17:00 <fawks> Ohh
14:17:00 <fawks> Vortex cunt
14:17:00 <fawks> Lmao
14:17:00 <Serenity> loll
14:17:00 <fawks> Or was it pudding
14:17:00 <Serenity> nah vortex
14:17:00 <Doodle> pudding has nice tits
14:17:00 <fawks> Cos I don't change my name to faux breathing
14:17:00 <fawks> Every time I do something
14:17:00 <Serenity> pudding is a bitch
14:17:00 <Doodle> yeah but she has nice tits
14:18:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
14:18:00 <slinky_J> shouold unban beagle
14:18:00 <slinky_J> should*
14:18:00 <fawks> Does she
14:18:00 <Serenity> didnt think she even had any
14:18:00 <Doodle> yeah i have pics
14:18:00 <fawks> Show
14:18:00 <fawks> Quick before me chicken becomes ashes
14:18:00 <Serenity> yeah i have ot pack another room
14:18:00 <Serenity> hurry up
14:18:00 <Doodle> lol i'd have to find them and upload them
14:18:00 <Doodle> so no
14:19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Stereo 2:57)
14:19:00 <Serenity> if theyre any bigger than a nipple stuck to a sanitary pad i doubt theyre hers
14:19:00 <Serenity> cause im sure shes flat
14:19:00 <Doodle> lol
14:19:00 <Doodle> look m8
14:19:00 <Doodle> boobs is boobs
14:19:00 <fawks> Have some standards u turd
14:20:00 <couleurs> yeh mang he me mate
14:20:00 <fawks> K brb food
14:20:00 <Doodle> i do
14:20:00 <Doodle> there has to be at least 2 of them
14:20:00 <Serenity> his standard is boob
14:20:00 <Mew> at most 9
14:20:00 <Serenity> oh mews here
14:20:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXEmftZRY8
14:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: bob logâ…¢ boob scotch Views: 14,714 Uploader: nccm mccn Uploaded: Sep 30, 2013 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 4.91
14:20:00 <Serenity> i found that pic that reminded me of pirate
14:20:00 <Doodle> nah 9 or more is fine by me Mew
14:21:00 <slinky_J> my mate better say hes still comin over today
14:21:00 <slinky_J> n not cut coz i smoked all teh weedle
14:21:00 <couleurs> fuk u bro
14:21:00 <slinky_J> indian food tomoz!
14:21:00 <Doodle> in and around my mouth
14:21:00 <Serenity> ive tasted blood and i want moree
14:21:00 <Doodle> 420
14:21:00 <Doodle> somewhere
14:21:00 <Doodle> tonga?
14:21:00 <Doodle> nz?
14:21:00 <Mew> amsterdam
14:21:00 <Doodle> hallo dutchieeeeeeeee
14:21:00 <Serenity> this reminded me of pirate.. i dont even know if he has tats.. it was more the balls hanging out of his shorts
14:21:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/fv57wUF.jpg
14:21:00 <Doodle> lol
14:22:00 <slinky_J> i wish i could afford to waste money on indian, thai viet + chinese RIGHT NOW couleurs
14:22:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:22:00 <Serenity> creature offf the niiiiighhttt
14:22:00 <Doodle> booooooooooooooooooooooobscotch
14:22:00 <Doodle> boobscotch on the rockssssssss
14:23:00 <slinky_J> yip
14:23:00 <couleurs> ROUND SEVEN
14:23:00 <Mew> thats pretty accurate lol
14:23:00 <Mew> he actually doesnt have any tattoos
14:23:00 <Doodle> me either, i missed that boat
14:23:00 <Mew> same
14:23:00 <Doodle> i might get one over my gigantic scar
14:24:00 <Doodle> after i get the scar
14:24:00 <Serenity> when i was getting one of mine a lady came in wanting one over her tummy tuck scar
14:24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It.mp3 (3.57MB 128kbps Stereo 3:54)
14:24:00 <Serenity> she ended up with vines and flowers n shit
14:24:00 <Doodle> lovely
14:25:00 <Doodle> i want fairies
14:25:00 <Serenity> little poo apples
14:25:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:25:00 <Doodle> fairies and rainbows
14:25:00 <Doodle> and ponies omg
14:26:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11148596_797908080316858_4321952817984397090_n.jpg?oh=296dd4d5b02c65ab560989ef8329b64f&oe=55DD1DF5&__gda__=1440206766_79373e371c354f947289d2084375bd6b
14:26:00 <slinky_J> lels
14:26:00 <Doodle> what
14:27:00 <doctor> whos winning, the asian or the black guy?
14:27:00 <Doodle> i'm in touch with my feminine side
14:27:00 <Doodle> dont judge me
14:28:00 <couleurs> the niger
14:28:00 <couleurs> 58 to 56
14:28:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady.mp3 (4.04MB 128kbps Stereo 4:25)
14:28:00 <Serenity> godddd i dont want to dooo thisss
14:29:00 <slinky_J> look at teh pic couleurs :P
14:29:00 <Doodle> i'll come and do it
14:29:00 <Doodle> i love packing
14:30:00 <Serenity> i fucking hate it
14:30:00 <Serenity> dont dreamm ittt
14:30:00 <Serenity> beee ittt
14:31:00 <couleurs> i feel like this is rigged
14:32:00 <couleurs> it's neck n neck
14:32:00 <doctor> probably is
14:32:00 <couleurs> they will probably give it to the niger on points soon
14:33:00 <couleurs> unless something amasing happens
14:34:00 <couleurs> stop hugging!!!!!!!!!!
14:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:35:00 <couleurs> lol denzel
14:35:00 <couleurs> denzel boxington
14:35:00 <couleurs> where will smith
14:38:00 <British^Meat> What is Santa Cruz and why do heaps of ppl wear it?
14:40:00 <Doodle> its a beach
14:40:00 <Doodle> everybody wears the beach home
14:43:00 <British^Meat> weird innit
14:43:00 <British^Meat> Actually...
14:43:00 <British^Meat> a shirt with GLENELG JETTY in the same style on a shirt would be cool
14:43:00 <British^Meat> id wear that
14:44:00 <slinky_J> denzel romb
14:44:00 <couleurs> anti-climax
14:45:00 <couleurs> last round now
14:46:00 <slinky_J> well they aint what they used to be aint what they used to be!
14:50:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure !
14:52:00 <couleurs> teh niger wonned
14:52:00 <couleurs> now he want a towel
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
14:57:00 <British^Meat> "I luv willies..."
15:05:00 <StrykerX> Did Manny win?
15:05:00 <StrykerX> :/
15:08:00 <faux> No
15:10:00 <StrykerX> Thank fuck
15:10:00 <faux> Um
15:10:00 <faux> Sif you support a wife beater
15:10:00 <faux> Vom
15:12:00 <couleurs> RiP BoXiNg
15:14:00 <couleurs> it was rigged
15:15:00 <Loof> so good that BlackDevil can't set topics any more
15:16:00 <StrykerX> Nah, I was thinking of my multi
15:16:00 <StrykerX> lol
15:16:00 <fawks> Good
15:16:00 <fawks> Worst op ever
15:17:00 <Loof> agreed
15:17:00 <fawks> He sucked every trolls dick
15:17:00 <Serenity> still does
15:18:00 <Loof> lol
15:19:00 <Serenity> :P
15:19:00 <stebie> pink... fluff?
15:19:00 <Serenity> on his nutters
15:20:00 <Loof> from my pink undies
15:22:00 <stebie> Loof, watched wentworth yet?
15:22:00 <Loof> um ep 2
15:22:00 <stebie> ah yeah, i'm up that too
15:22:00 <stebie> well, finished 2
15:22:00 <stebie> up to 3
15:22:00 <Loof> same
15:22:00 <stebie> fat bitch got what she deserved hey
15:22:00 <Loof> that was hilair
15:23:00 <stebie> lol
15:23:00 <Loof> fuck yes she deserved it
15:23:00 <psYbR> what did your mum do this time Loof ?
15:23:00 <Loof> lol
15:23:00 <psYbR> <3
15:23:00 <psYbR> sup
15:23:00 <Loof> <3
15:23:00 <Loof> hey man
15:24:00 <psYbR> it's not 3:30, I've been here at work since 7:30 this morning, I've done nothing at all but surf the web and chat to mates on the phone and I don't plan on doing another damn thing til 5pm
15:24:00 <psYbR> *now
15:24:00 <Loof> i got excited when you said surf
15:24:00 <Loof> but then you said "the web"
15:24:00 <Loof> lol
15:24:00 <stebie> lol
15:25:00 <psYbR> yep, I work at the beach Loof
15:25:00 <Loof> lol
15:25:00 <stebie> psYbR, get your cisco bridging?
15:25:00 <psYbR> yes actually! it was a pain and still is but it works
15:26:00 <psYbR> it's finnicky, it'll sit there doing nothing for a minute then just spontaneously connect, sometimes
15:26:00 <TheRiddler> may the 4th be with you!
15:26:00 <psYbR> tektonic_plate01, how goes it
15:26:00 <Loof> lol
15:27:00 <psYbR> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Tectonic_plate_boundaries.png
15:28:00 <psYbR> watched The Last Days on Mars last night
15:29:00 <psYbR> some cool tech, very pretty in 1080p but pretty average story and even less inspired acting
15:30:00 <psYbR> wanted to watch Red Planet but Nertflerx doesn't have it and couldn't find a torrent with decent seeders
15:30:00 <Loof> i cant get more than 100kb/s on any torrents
15:30:00 <Loof> forced to use usenet now
15:30:00 <Loof> fucking optus
15:30:00 <psYbR> need encrypted VPN
15:31:00 <Loof> tried a vpn
15:31:00 <psYbR> encrypted?
15:31:00 <Loof> not sure
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof - is part 2 of the silk road out yet?
15:32:00 <Loof> this vpn: http://www.slickvpn.com/
15:32:00 <Loof> no kate
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it!
15:32:00 <Loof> irk
15:32:00 <Loof> ikr*
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well.
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
15:32:00 <psYbR> is that a doco or something?
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, article
15:33:00 <psYbR> link to pt1?
15:33:00 <Loof> http://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/
15:33:00 <TheRiddler> my brother is watching star wars atm
15:33:00 <Loof> amazing read
15:33:00 <psYbR> thx sxc
15:33:00 <Loof> you'll need an hour at least to read it
15:33:00 <TheRiddler> drinking from his star wars mug n eating popcorn
15:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> was a good read
15:34:00 <doctor> drugs over the internet is the way of the future
15:34:00 <TheRiddler> even perscription drugs
15:34:00 <TheRiddler> all the codeine you can get
15:35:00 <Serenity> mmm codeine
15:35:00 <Loof> people will have learned what mistakes not to make this time
15:35:00 <Loof> and the next silk road will talk longer to bust
15:35:00 <doctor> yeah it's written in the wind so the more they try to stop it the more brutal it will get
15:35:00 <Loof> they didn't do any kiddie porn, but the only problem i had with them was "the armory" where they sold guns
15:36:00 <doctor> there are already a few out there, i suppose eventually they'll merge together
15:36:00 <psYbR> Green ambled over, adjusting his camouflage fanny pack.
15:36:00 <psYbR> love it already
15:36:00 <Loof> it's well written
15:37:00 <doctor> games suck at this time as all the school kids and jaded workers have just got home
15:37:00 <doctor> makes for a toxic environment
15:38:00 <Loof> i'm having no luck online in gta 5
15:38:00 <Loof> all noobs
15:38:00 <Loof> cant do heists with noobs
15:38:00 <doctor> yeah, morning times are the best
15:39:00 <doctor> should change my sleeping schedule to 2pm to 2am
15:39:00 <psYbR> should add me Loof
15:39:00 <Loof> pc?
15:39:00 <psYbR> fuck yeah
15:40:00 <Loof> nice
15:40:00 <psYbR> sif I'd be a dirty console peasant
15:40:00 <Mew> did you guys just become best friends?
15:40:00 <psYbR> with the low framerate and crappy graphics
15:40:00 <Floss> wanna go do karate in the garage?
15:40:00 <psYbR> I'll never be as close with Loof as I am with you Mew ;)
15:40:00 <Mew> ^5
15:40:00 <psYbR> v5
15:41:00 <Floss> awww i cant play online till we get better internets
15:41:00 <Floss> dagnabbit
15:41:00 <Mew> the guy from hotrod is on yo gabba gabba
15:41:00 <Loof> notice me your nick psYbR
15:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> re: the silk road well written
15:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah.. the first paragraph annoyed me
15:42:00 <Dugnuts> so how much did you win?
15:42:00 <StrykerX> Well, I withdrew before the fight
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like errr next
15:42:00 <psYbR> shit i dont even know it loof
15:43:00 <StrykerX> Cause I was unsure, my multi was on Manny
15:43:00 <StrykerX> So I turned $5 into $55
15:43:00 <StrykerX> :)
15:43:00 <stebie> nice work
15:43:00 <stebie> for a fgt
15:43:00 <stebie> sup daz?
15:43:00 <Loof> ah fuck
15:43:00 <psYbR> after work
15:43:00 <Loof> cool i'm loofemmaps
15:43:00 <Mew> chunkylover53
15:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:44:00 <Dugnuts> you mean by not betting at all?
15:44:00 <Dugnuts> so what you really mean is that you just didnt LOSE anything
15:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> but the potential is there
15:44:00 <psYbR> mewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmew
15:45:00 <StrykerX> No you dickhead
15:45:00 <StrykerX> I had a 3 leg multi
15:45:00 <StrykerX> 2 legs came in
15:45:00 <StrykerX> But I wasn't sure on the 3rd which was on the boxing
15:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ chunkylover
15:45:00 <Loof> aznmilfseeker53
15:46:00 <StrykerX> Sportsbet allow you to take your $$ early
15:46:00 <StrykerX> So that's what I did
15:46:00 <Mew> you have an azn milf
15:46:00 <Loof> want more
15:46:00 <Mew> well mihf
15:46:00 <Loof> lol
15:46:00 <Loof> mum i hate to fuck rofl
15:46:00 <Mew> have to haha
15:46:00 <Loof> oh shit!
15:47:00 <StrykerX> Nm stebie, you?
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from winning some money, i don't see any real interest in gambling
15:47:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
15:47:00 <Dugnuts> ok
15:47:00 <StrykerX> Kate, that is the draw in lol
15:47:00 <StrykerX> Plus, personally, I like studying the clubs (AFL) and workin out the winner from them.
15:47:00 <Dugnuts> you get the same endorphin release that you get from drugs
15:47:00 <StrykerX> The stats.
15:47:00 <Dugnuts> hence why its so easy to get addicted
15:47:00 <Loof> cant complain tho
15:47:00 <Loof> she's out getting ganja for me
15:48:00 <Doodle> more like gaymbling amirite
15:48:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of homos
15:48:00 <Doodle> o/`
15:48:00 <StrykerX> Sup Doodle?
15:48:00 <Doodle> hallo thailor
15:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> umm
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the actors name
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> I have his autograph
15:48:00 <Mew> what a champ
15:48:00 <Mew> you should get her wacked
15:49:00 <StrykerX> loll
15:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> @ gaymbling
15:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
15:49:00 <Doodle> lol
15:49:00 <Doodle> i dont see the attraction either
15:49:00 <stebie> same daz, just got back from lunch with the mrs and her fam
15:49:00 <stebie> so full ._.
15:49:00 <Doodle> dont tell your mrs
15:49:00 <StrykerX> Claire?
15:49:00 <StrykerX> lol
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
15:49:00 <Loof> love hate relationship
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking it was the same guy from napoleon dynamite
15:49:00 <Mew> oh you mean from hot rod?
15:49:00 <Mew> hes in the lonely island too i think
15:49:00 <Mew> or whatever theyre called
15:50:00 <stebie> haha no
15:50:00 <stebie> i haven't seen claire in god knows how long
15:50:00 <stebie> maybe 7 years
15:50:00 <Mew> andy samberg
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking it was jon heder
15:50:00 <Loof> bet andy does't have a foreskin
15:50:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPDSClwuG7E
15:50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Andy on Yo Gabba Gabba Views: 39,559 Uploader: clodpod1 Uploaded: Jun 7, 2012 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 3.11
15:51:00 <StrykerX> lolll
15:51:00 <stebie> lol Doodle
15:51:00 <Loof> they make up the worst songs on that show
15:51:00 <Loof> makes me cringe
15:51:00 <Mew> i LOVE them hahah
15:51:00 <TheRiddler> he's credited as casual wanker in the watch
15:52:00 <Mew> BROCCOLI IN MY TUMMY YEAH!!!!
15:52:00 <Loof> i prefer bubble guppies
15:52:00 <TheRiddler> I mean casual wanker #1
15:53:00 <Loof> you mightened have heard of it if you don't have nick jnr
15:53:00 <TheRon> Yummy yummy beer in my tummy
15:53:00 <Mew> mightened senses
15:53:00 <TheRon> I watched the fight yesterday
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> lol the girl sounds like faux
15:53:00 <Loof> lol
15:54:00 <TheRiddler> when she laughs
15:54:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:54:00 <Loof> yeah mightened mightened be a word
15:54:00 <simba> i went to the fight
15:55:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXiwYUCe_bY
15:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy Views: 6,022,757 Uploader: alyankovicVEVO Uploaded: Jul 31, 2014 Duration: 2m55s Rating: 4.94
15:55:00 <TheRon> Simba you're in Adelaide, you're gonna have to narrow down which fight
15:56:00 <TheRon> In a town called malice
15:57:00 <TheRon> Hello
15:58:00 <simba> yea we show fight here in adelaide unlike geelong lol
15:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> dusk till dawn tv series!
15:59:00 <TheRon> Manny won that fight
16:00:00 <milk> s
16:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> amazing - just sayin'
16:01:00 <slinky_J> lunch nom nom
16:01:00 <slinky_J> sif
16:01:00 <TheRon> Breasts?
16:04:00 <doctor> milk
16:04:00 <doctor> full cream
16:04:00 <TheRon> Breast is best
16:05:00 <British^Meat> called my baby a piece of shit, she hated it, i hated it
16:05:00 <TheRon> The wife?
16:05:00 <Loof> a dollop of cum in every cup
16:06:00 <TheRon> Regulators!
16:07:00 <British^Meat> Custard
16:08:00 <TheRon> Girls like that don't go for guys like us
16:12:00 <TheRon> Piece of shit? How many courics?
16:15:00 <TheRon> Daughtry - it's not over
16:17:00 <TheRon> Could you imagine men with breasts?
16:18:00 <TheRon> There'd be blokes on building sites wolf whistling each other
16:18:00 <TheRon> Blokes writing their name in milk
16:19:00 <TheRon> A bloke with a nipple hanging over a coffee cup, saying how do you want your coffee?
16:19:00 <TheRon> Black you bastard would be the cry
16:20:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
16:22:00 <Loof> gtfo Dognuts
16:22:00 <Dugnuts> glad to see you have such a high opinion of yourself buddy
16:22:00 <Dugnuts> :)
16:23:00 <TheRon> What did that guy do?
16:24:00 <TheRon> Watch the fight dugnuts?
16:25:00 <TheRon> Grilld burgers?
16:26:00 <TheRon> With a rebel yell she cried more more more
16:29:00 <TheRon> I like beer
16:30:00 <TheRon> Always remembering there ain't no second prize
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i imagine men with breasts… ah it's a reality
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> moobs!
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
16:33:00 <TheRon> Totes is good right?
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, totally....
16:34:00 <TheRon> Cowabunga dude
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> gnarly!
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> go… thrasher
16:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking sega - cali games
16:35:00 <TheRon> I'm thinking the busty chick off the game of was ads
16:35:00 <TheRon> War
16:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjBmCJIaRxs
16:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: California Games - BMX (Sega Master System) Views: 110,034 Uploader: coenak Uploaded: Mar 8, 2008 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.72
16:35:00 <TheRon> I am familiar
16:36:00 <Doodle> i am Doodle
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> best game ever!
16:36:00 <TheRon> See the fight doodle?
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's good doodle
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
16:37:00 <Doodle> lol no TheRon
16:37:00 <Doodle> ^5
16:37:00 <Doodle> brb
16:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
16:37:00 <TheRon> The western hotel was packed
16:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> great, is that a good thing?
16:37:00 <TheRon> It was alright
16:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> do westies hang out at the western hotel?
16:38:00 <TheRon> No it's gone all classy
16:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy pants!
16:39:00 <TheRon> I lost track of the pints
16:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like the inner west - sydney
16:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome pubs
16:40:00 <TheRon> The acoustic duo was shit though
16:40:00 <TheRon> No songs I knew
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw this play recently in a pub - was most awesome
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least it wasn't a one man band job
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
16:42:00 <Doodle> i used to pull beers at the western
16:42:00 <Doodle> when i was like 19
16:42:00 <TheRon> It's different now
16:42:00 <Doodle> did my rsa there too
16:42:00 <Doodle> yeah
16:42:00 <Doodle> its all posh now
16:44:00 <TheRon> Bargirls wearing boxing gear it was great
16:44:00 <Doodle> how did they hand out glasses with boxing gloves on
16:44:00 <TheRon> This one bargirl I could see straight down her top
16:45:00 <Doodle> thats what bargirls are for
16:45:00 <TheRon> Without the gloves
16:45:00 <Doodle> 'here's $10 to get your tits out, mind you i can see $5 worth already'
16:46:00 <amsy> æ
16:46:00 <Doodle> puppene
16:46:00 <amsy> tiny
16:47:00 <Doodle> doesn't matter :)
16:47:00 <TheRon> Size matters, right girls?
16:49:00 <TheRon> Doodle, it's heritage weekend this weekend
16:49:00 <Doodle> i know
16:49:00 <Doodle> i'm going shooting old people
16:49:00 <Serenity> loool
16:50:00 <amsy> haha
16:50:00 <Doodle> i hate that word and how much this town is sucked in by it
16:50:00 <Doodle> if i want to tear down some shitty miners cottage and build a spaceship house i should be able to
16:50:00 <Doodle> fucking heritage
16:51:00 <Serenity> how old for heritage listing?
16:51:00 <Serenity> 100?
16:51:00 <Doodle> fuckiing 2 years here
16:51:00 <Doodle> -i
16:51:00 <Serenity> 2 years?????
16:51:00 <Doodle> they heritage list fucking anything
16:51:00 <Doodle> maybe not 2
16:51:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11178271_10153357158924665_6876120840635102261_n.jpg?oh=2fc160312cada14df2ff5f1f1433c8ae&oe=55E0BA7D
16:51:00 <slinky_J> ;)
16:51:00 <Doodle> they wanted to heritage list the civic hall here, its like 50 years old and repulsive
16:52:00 <Doodle> and we all want it torn down
16:52:00 <Serenity> lol
16:52:00 <TheRon> Ballarat needs the odd insurance Fire
16:52:00 <Doodle> that place needs to go
16:52:00 <Doodle> they all sook about the memories they had there etc etc
16:52:00 <Doodle> i went to heaps of deb balls there and i dont give a fuck
16:52:00 <TheRon> Civic hall needs to be car parked
16:52:00 <Doodle> tear the ugly cunt down
16:53:00 <Doodle> agreed
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:53:00 <TheRon> Parking is shit in town now
16:53:00 <Doodle> i'm going to start parking on the footpaths like they are planning to let motorbikes do
16:53:00 <Doodle> fuck them
16:53:00 <Doodle> just cos they are motorbikes
16:53:00 <Doodle> i pay rego too
16:53:00 <slinky_J> hm
16:54:00 <slinky_J> thai or indian
16:54:00 <TheRon> Bandinos got to the council
16:54:00 <slinky_J> thai place close by never been
16:54:00 <slinky_J> Bad Dino
16:54:00 <TheRon> I know it's not the name
16:55:00 <Doodle> bandidos
16:55:00 <TheRon> Yeah them
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds mexican
16:55:00 <psYbR> fuuuck where DPR orders the hit
16:55:00 <psYbR> brutal
16:55:00 <psYbR> awesome story thx for linking
16:55:00 <Loof> bandildos
16:55:00 <Loof> np
16:55:00 <Doodle> lol
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:56:00 <TheRon> Mew will tell us size doesn't matter
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah awesome story!
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> because she probably has a selection of noice cocks
16:56:00 <Doodle> lol wtf Mew your nicks
16:56:00 <Doodle> SassySantorumBabe
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:57:00 <slinky_J> do u reckon chicks with small tits appear 'sporty'?
16:57:00 <Mew> LOL
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
16:57:00 <TheRon> Nah just flat
16:57:00 <Mew> that was ages ago
16:57:00 <Doodle> lol
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you reckon guys with little dicks appear sporty?
16:57:00 <Doodle> slinky_J they should appear at my place
16:57:00 <psYbR> An example of deliberate coining is the word 'santorum', purported to mean 'a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex'. In point of fact, the term is the child of a one-man campaign by syndicated sex columnist Dan Savage to place the term in wide usage.
16:57:00 <simba> yes and large tits mean theyre into birdcalling
16:57:00 <psYbR> rofl
16:57:00 <simba> blue eyes means they like house
16:58:00 <Doodle> sporty dicks lol
16:58:00 <Mew> economy cocks
16:58:00 <slinky_J> lol Doodle
16:58:00 <Doodle> lightweight, streamlined and striped
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:58:00 <Doodle> cos stripes mean sporty
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't want a streamlined cock
16:58:00 <slinky_J> pony tail and small breasts = sporty
16:58:00 <slinky_J> :P
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:58:00 <Doodle> what about on a dude slinky_J
16:58:00 <TheRon> Dicks should have different weight divisions
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssssss
16:59:00 <Doodle> footy frank weight
16:59:00 <slinky_J> means he's stuck in the nineties.
16:59:00 <Doodle> sausageweight
16:59:00 <Mew> get rid of the knob and turn it into a coupe
16:59:00 <Doodle> salamiweight
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> coke can
16:59:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
16:59:00 <Doodle> jesus woman
16:59:00 <slinky_J> well
16:59:00 <TheRon> A rolled roast cock?
16:59:00 <Doodle> rofl
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> jeeze
16:59:00 <slinky_J> those poor men in porn with big penises never seem to get it all in the chick
16:59:00 <Doodle> sick fuckery
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's like the mother of all cock
17:00:00 <Doodle> the mother of all cock
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well they do slinky
17:00:00 <slinky_J> i seen heaps of porn
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the rolled roast cock doodle
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> great slinky!
17:00:00 <slinky_J> n they always have left over inches by the base that dont go in
17:00:00 <Doodle> thats cos theyre shallow chicks, literally and figuratively
17:01:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:01:00 <TheRon> Oh officer, I don't think I can fit all of that in my mouth
17:02:00 <slinky_J> some of them have ab-normally huge penises which when pushed further into the woman she has that look on her face like the chestburster is about to pop out
17:02:00 <Doodle> googly eyes
17:02:00 <Doodle> like arnie from total recall
17:02:00 <slinky_J> i still cant bring myself to watch a black guy do a chick
17:02:00 <Doodle> lol why
17:03:00 <Doodle> just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer
17:03:00 <slinky_J> if i were black i could
17:03:00 <slinky_J> it's not racist
17:03:00 <slinky_J> it's like im not into ebony porn
17:03:00 <slinky_J> or asian
17:04:00 <Doodle> what about eskimo porn
17:04:00 <slinky_J> bro i'll watch chicks fist eachother till prolapse
17:04:00 <Doodle> til you prolapse or til they prolapse?
17:04:00 <TheRon> Midgets?
17:04:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:04:00 <slinky_J> TheRon and midgets!
17:04:00 <slinky_J> suss
17:04:00 <Doodle> eskimoprolapseporn.com
17:05:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 would have a look i bet
17:05:00 <Loof> and she'd pay the membership
17:05:00 <Doodle> in advance
17:05:00 <Loof> lol
17:06:00 <TheRon> Porn made for women, is that all horse porn?
17:09:00 <simba> TheRon is female friendly
17:09:00 <TheRon> I really am
17:10:00 <TheRon> I won't touch breasts unless I'm invited
17:11:00 <TheRon> What about the age of reason?
17:11:00 <amsy> weird
17:12:00 <TheRon> Word
17:12:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:14:00 <TheRon> Drapht - rapunzel
17:17:00 <slinky_J> im picky when it comes to boobs
17:18:00 <TheRon> I don't like fakery
17:18:00 <slinky_J> seen some great implants
17:19:00 <milk> pearl necklaces and face painting
17:19:00 <psYbR> where'd that stinky Loof kid go
17:19:00 <TheRon> How's James kelly getting a ruptured testicle
17:27:00 <TheRon> 103 yo survivor in Nepal
17:27:00 <milk> hope he likes laying bricks
17:28:00 <TheRon> I think he was
17:29:00 <slinky_J> woo thai for dinner
17:29:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
17:29:00 <slinky_J> u want to think twice about that nepal shit
17:29:00 <slinky_J> one sec
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