// #melbourne — 2015-05-10
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00:01:00 <Picard> oh my
00:02:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> oh him
00:04:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> anal licking
00:04:00 <preston> fuck picard
00:04:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> fisting deeeeeeepah
00:04:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> eat da poo poo
00:05:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> picard is a pedo apparently
00:05:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> according to the internets that is
00:06:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> there's jhonny
00:06:00 <TokenDaRing> SuperMonkeyPants: where on the internets?
00:10:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf
00:10:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf is the internets?
00:13:00 <preston> lol
00:13:00 <preston> picard is
00:13:00 <TokenDaRing> where does it say that about Picard?
00:13:00 <preston> many places
00:13:00 <preston> u know so dont be silly
00:14:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> TokenDaRing you ask to many questions cunt
00:14:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> im not overly happy with that shit right
00:15:00 <TokenDaRing> SuperMonkeyPants: what do you have to hide?
00:16:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> TokenDaRing the Salami with your mum
00:17:00 <British^Meat> oh no you d'int!
00:17:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> Kavita
00:17:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> is TokenDaRing
00:19:00 <Serenity> no its not you donk
00:19:00 <preston> hahaha yes it is
00:19:00 <Loof> what a spaz
00:19:00 <Serenity> yes token has two isp's to trick us on irc
00:19:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yes it is you old donky doodle
00:20:00 <Serenity> you're older than me wild turkey calm yourself
00:20:00 <British^Meat> bwahah
00:20:00 <British^Meat> is WT?
00:20:00 <Serenity> mhm
00:20:00 <British^Meat> crikey
00:20:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> dingo stole me baybay!
00:21:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wild turkey?
00:21:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I hate it
00:21:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I only drink beers mate
00:23:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> it seems all these cunts are cruising the internet stalking people they think are other people
00:23:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yet not one of you have ever spoken to me before
00:24:00 <preston> yeh its fucked hey
00:24:00 <preston> its wild turkey?
00:24:00 <preston> wtf
00:24:00 <preston> i doubt it
00:25:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wild turkey fuck that shit
00:25:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> poison like JD
00:25:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> just drink VB or if you can ballast point big eye
00:25:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> even crown lager now is shit
00:26:00 <Kavita> you are shit SuperMonkeyPants
00:26:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yep im shit
00:26:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> never disagreed with that
00:27:00 <Loof> &
00:27:00 <Loof> wilk turkey your music sucks and you're super fat
00:29:00 <preston> its not wild turkey
00:29:00 <preston> he's banned
00:29:00 <preston> he cant connect
00:29:00 <preston> he's too fat and stupid
00:30:00 <preston> crown lager is shit
00:30:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> oh yeah that fuckwit
00:30:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> like that osmosis slimer
00:30:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> same cunts i think
00:31:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wormy diseased sex addicts
00:31:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nah thats not me man I used to hang out with SoberRuski
00:31:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> Dima remember him?
00:32:00 <preston> nah
00:32:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> he was a cool dude man
00:32:00 <preston> i didnt think u were wild turkey lol
00:32:00 <preston> he's far much a fuckwit
00:32:00 <preston> dima where he from?
00:33:00 <preston> i knew a dima but doubt its him
00:33:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> melb man
00:33:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> drive the turbo
00:34:00 <preston> nah not him
00:34:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nissan silvia
00:34:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> good bloke
00:34:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> lost his number cos lost me phone
00:39:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> thewre goes tokendaring aka kavita
00:39:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> aka weirdo
00:39:00 <preston> yeh
00:39:00 <preston> fucking weird cunt man
00:40:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yeah fuckin freak
00:40:00 <preston> yeh maybe a pedo too
00:41:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nah I think some kind of rapist
00:42:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> probably in jail on his phone
00:42:00 <British^Meat> i trust Serenity's judgement, it is who she claims
00:42:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> to violent for a pedo
00:42:00 <British^Meat> putting WT filter on, he exists no more
00:42:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> whatever British^Meat
00:42:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> you would agree with anyone you beta noob
00:43:00 <ShadowLurker> tsk tsk is preston calling ppl pedos
00:43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yeah he is
00:43:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> shadownoob
00:46:00 <preston> British^Meat is a dumb cunt too
00:47:00 <British^Meat> you need not attack me, i am not your enemy.....
00:47:00 <preston> beta n00b lol that was good
01:12:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cunters!
01:15:00 <preston> cunters for all
01:15:00 <preston> ppl join but ppl dont speak
01:22:00 <slinky_J> clerks is on
01:22:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> yo mang
01:23:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> what it is?
01:23:00 <preston> its a movie
01:23:00 <preston> its the only good one they did
01:29:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> qwhat movie?
01:29:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> wtf?
01:33:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cunty fucks goes to dickhead schools
01:48:00 <preston> beagle is a wanker
01:49:00 <preston> milk sup
01:49:00 <preston> its called clerks its rubbish
01:49:00 <milk> heya
01:50:00 <milk> are you an actress?
01:51:00 <preston> no are u
01:52:00 <milk> nah
01:53:00 <preston> why would u ask that?
01:55:00 <milk> curious
02:00:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> fuckin dickheads
02:10:00 <milk> anyone awake?
02:11:00 <cita> milk: Yep.
02:11:00 <cita> milk: Are you?
02:15:00 <cita> milk: Haha... I thought there was a bit more of a delay than there had been.
02:15:00 <cita> milk: How're you going?
02:15:00 <milk> huh?
02:17:00 <cita> milk: Well, IRC's usually pretty slow. I thought it had been a while since you asked if anyone was awake.
02:17:00 <cita> milk: I didn't read the timestamp.
02:17:00 <cita> milk: How are you going?
02:19:00 <milk> I thought it would've been obvious
02:23:00 <preston> hello
02:24:00 <milk> ?
02:28:00 <preston> SuperMonkeyPants is a dumb cunt
02:29:00 <milk> no need to be like that
02:39:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> I just ordered a taxi to get smokes
02:39:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> he went schizo cos I ordered it for the airport
02:40:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> but I was only going down the road hahahahaha
02:40:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> it was 16 bucks I gave him 50
02:41:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> on satruday night alway order taxis to the airport
02:43:00 <preston> hahahahahaha
02:43:00 <preston> just ring Serenity
02:43:00 <preston> she will drive u
02:44:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> nah she busy on the cock bro
02:45:00 <milk> man
02:45:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> mang?
02:46:00 <cita> milk: Nah, it's never obvious. It especially not obvious in the climax.
02:47:00 <milk> maybe I should get drunk
02:48:00 <preston> call her
02:48:00 <preston> for a lift
02:48:00 <preston> cits is a pedo
02:48:00 <preston> very suss one that cita
02:49:00 <milk> ?
02:50:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFFgbc5Vcbw
02:51:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFFgbc5Vcbw
02:53:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> [11:28] <preston> SuperMonkeyPants is a dumb cunt
02:56:00 <preston> what do we do?
02:56:00 <milk> ?
03:22:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cunteds
03:24:00 <DaveKP> hey
03:31:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> cunthed
03:32:00 <preston> fyck off kp
03:32:00 <preston> fucking DaveKP
03:45:00 <DaveKP> hello?
03:46:00 <preston> grellllo
03:59:00 <SuperMonkeyPants> preston is a stalkker
04:09:00 <preston> stalking who?
04:32:00 <TheRiddler> stalking chanop
04:32:00 <preston> chanop
04:32:00 <preston> go to hell
10:03:00 <Fez> happy mothers day mothers
11:16:00 <simba> 6986969696969696969699696969696
11:17:00 <simba> `topic Happy Mothers Day Serenity Mother of IRC
11:34:00 <Skirmish> Happy Mothers Day to all of those women with stretched out vaginas.
11:41:00 <partay> who here is a netowrk geek ?
11:41:00 <partay> network even
11:45:00 <simba> GO CHARMANDER
11:57:00 <partay> wake up fuckers
12:01:00 <Nikky`> Afternoon
12:01:00 <BMP> S N O R L A X ! ! ! !
12:02:00 <British^Meat> Lol who was Preston last night?
12:02:00 <British^Meat> Muppet was abusing me in PM after i went to bed for no apparent reason
12:02:00 <British^Meat> those crazy guys
12:03:00 <Nikky`> Did you have a good read and chuckle when you woke?
12:05:00 <British^Meat> i was up at 9am, but i just jumped on the pc now and had a good chuckle
12:22:00 <simba> yes its plivent again ur bi-nightly clown
12:23:00 <simba> we can almost figure out the days where he runs out of money/ice and before "cennies" pays him
12:23:00 <simba> if we cared
12:24:00 <faux> cennies
12:25:00 <partay> simba knows it too well by the sounds
12:25:00 <faux> ahhcennies
12:25:00 <partay> faux clicks
12:25:00 <simba> i know people like plivent
12:25:00 <faux> Are you narrating our lives
12:25:00 <simba> they are the comedy in your life
12:25:00 <faux> What is happening rn
12:26:00 <faux> partay narrates
12:26:00 <simba> happy mothers day faux
12:26:00 <faux> Fanksbabez
12:26:00 <faux> Same 2 u
12:26:00 <simba> happy mothers day partay
12:26:00 <faux> Happymomzday2mrsG
12:26:00 <British^Meat> no-sass-sunday thanks partay
12:26:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/TWTtkQL.gifv
12:27:00 <faux> Heheniggers
12:28:00 <simba> that nigga would never fuck up that pride and joy yellow bib
12:28:00 <partay> gaynigga
12:28:00 <faux> What's for lunch
12:28:00 <simba> gayme day
12:29:00 <British^Meat> nemdiggers
12:29:00 <simba> mothers day
12:29:00 <partay> im making this....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3DdDQgJv0
12:29:00 <British^Meat> not clikin
12:29:00 <partay> want some faux?
12:29:00 <partay> its a youtube link u tard
12:30:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:30:00 <British^Meat> geez u think?>
12:30:00 <classyBIATCHHH> good afternoon :))
12:30:00 <faux> Can u tell me the title
12:30:00 <partay> MASHED POTATO BACON CHEESE BALLS
12:30:00 <faux> Ty
12:30:00 <faux> Yyuujmmm
12:30:00 <faux> Gimme
12:31:00 <simba> mothers day lunch https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/l/t31.0-8/q88/s720x720/11131746_983830691635630_4988597653555684714_o.jpg
12:34:00 <faux> Was waiting for a pic of dicks
12:34:00 <faux> Partay they look so good hnggg
12:34:00 <partay> or boobs
12:34:00 <faux> But he can't say balls
12:34:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:34:00 <faux> It shits me
12:34:00 <partay> yah... i made a batch yesterday
12:34:00 <faux> bowlsss
12:35:00 <partay> all gone
12:35:00 <faux> Yum
12:35:00 <faux> I wouldn't add chili though
12:35:00 <faux> Do not want
12:35:00 <partay> i didnt
12:35:00 <faux> Good
12:35:00 <partay> i put a pinch of onion instead
12:36:00 <simba> dix will come later after 10pm
12:36:00 <partay> the key is take make them a tad smaller that the vid so all the cheese melts inside
12:36:00 <British^Meat> TWSS
12:37:00 <British^Meat> [12:06] <%simba> dix will come later after 10pm
12:37:00 <British^Meat> [12:06] <partay> the key is take make them a tad smaller that the vid so all the cheese melts inside
12:37:00 <British^Meat> childish i know
12:37:00 <Skirmish> Cheese dix!
12:38:00 <partay> im pretty sure faux has an assortment of dick pix
12:38:00 <faux> Oui
12:38:00 <British^Meat> fishsticks
12:39:00 <simba> dont you have a bunch of boobs.jpg
12:39:00 <simba> prob not
12:39:00 <British^Meat> boobs>dix
12:39:00 <faux> This is true
12:39:00 <British^Meat> dicks are lower on the scale
12:39:00 <simba> faux's boobs.jpg prob dwarfs all
12:39:00 <faux> Dicks are ugly
12:39:00 <British^Meat> maybe above sacks
12:39:00 <British^Meat> im not sure
12:39:00 <British^Meat> sacks are bottom?
12:39:00 <faux> R u calling me a dwarf
12:40:00 <CrIp> verticly challenged
12:40:00 <faux> verticly
12:40:00 <CrIp> I make my own words up
12:40:00 <faux> Tickly
12:41:00 <faux> It's a word it's just spelt incorrectly lol
12:41:00 <CrIp> goood afternoon sweet cheeks
12:41:00 <partay> fauxboobs.jpg is my desktop
12:41:00 <faux> Gross
12:41:00 <CrIp> i no has no faux boobie shots
12:41:00 <partay> fauxoyster.gif is my screensaver
12:42:00 <simba> batmanandrobin.jpg is ur desktop
12:42:00 <faux> Can we move on from fauxs anatomy pls
12:42:00 <faux> Ty
12:42:00 <British^Meat> mines Bayonetta 2
12:42:00 <CrIp> photos of faux's boobs would breaks the interwebs
12:42:00 <CrIp> fact
12:42:00 <Skirmish> ^
12:42:00 <British^Meat> she's hot with short hair and glasses
12:42:00 <faux> Nobody wants to see me droopy boobies
12:43:00 <CrIp> Why u no marry cripla ?
12:43:00 <faux> Lol
12:43:00 <Skirmish> The male population of this channel would drop by at least 5 within 2 minutes of faux' breasts being linked. Semen and electricity do not mix.
12:43:00 <CrIp> we could have crippled little children
12:43:00 <Skirmish> I'm looking at you partay.
12:43:00 <partay> hahaha
12:43:00 <faux> Lmao
12:43:00 <faux> Crippled kids
12:43:00 <faux> How enticing
12:43:00 <CrIp> crippled with good looks
12:44:00 <Skirmish> Just walk around with your crippled kids and play dubstep really loud. People will think they're dancing.
12:44:00 <faux> rofl :'(
12:44:00 <partay> like steady eddie
12:45:00 <CrIp> i would marry christina then let doodle make sweet love to her to complete a cuck fetish
12:45:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbGOjmNAsb8
12:45:00 <faux> Christ
12:46:00 <Doodle> i'm in
12:46:00 <faux> LOL
12:46:00 <faux> where'd u come from
12:46:00 <faux> I hate you all
12:46:00 <Doodle> lol i was standing in the kitchen
12:46:00 <faux> I feel like a chew toy rn
12:46:00 <Doodle> heard my name
12:46:00 <partay> crip ease up
12:46:00 <Doodle> hot
12:46:00 <Doodle> cuck a doodle doo
12:46:00 <faux> Yeah what's a cuck fetish
12:47:00 <CrIp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8
12:47:00 <CrIp> let kendrick lamar explain
12:47:00 <CrIp> you got the yams ?
12:47:00 <faux> Sweet potato? Sure
12:51:00 <CrIp> lish lishous
12:52:00 <Lish> Sup
12:53:00 <Skirmish> How was your holiday Lish?
12:53:00 <Lish> Good I am in Seattle now
12:53:00 <Lish> Just finished packing, heading home tomorrow
12:53:00 <slinky_J> for mothers day i bought my mother a clone of herself
12:53:00 <Lish> We started with two suit cases and now we have 4
12:54:00 <Skirmish> Made of mine has been away 3 weeks and so far he's sent me 2 suitcases back.
12:54:00 <Skirmish> Mate*
12:54:00 <slinky_J> full of cocaine
12:54:00 <Lish> It's crazy how much you accumulate
12:55:00 <Lish> Stuff here is so cheap and I got people so many presents
12:56:00 <CrIp> what did u get me lishy ?
12:56:00 <Lish> Nothing :)
12:56:00 <CrIp> wat bout ozone ?
12:56:00 <Lish> Got him lots!
12:56:00 <faux> Started from the bottom now we're queer
12:57:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you never start with the bottom.
12:57:00 <faux> Is ozone a babe
12:57:00 <faux> Still haven't shown me a photo gosh
12:57:00 <Lish> Yes he's a babe
12:57:00 <Lish> Oh you wanna see him faux?
12:57:00 <faux> Yes pls
12:57:00 <Skirmish> Have you had sex in every american state you visited?
12:57:00 <faux> Ty
12:58:00 <Lish> When I get home I'll send to you
12:58:00 <Lish> Are you into him faux?
12:58:00 <faux> No
12:58:00 <Lish> Skirmish: heck no hahaha
12:58:00 <faux> Lol
12:58:00 <faux> I don't even know him
12:58:00 <Lish> Oh haha
12:58:00 <Lish> Weird then
12:58:00 <faux> I've spoken to him like once during crips show
12:58:00 <faux> That is all
12:59:00 <Lish> Crips show?
13:00:00 <Skirmish> Cats out of the bag now.
13:00:00 <Skirmish> Good one faux
13:00:00 <faux> He advertises it in here like every 4 minutes
13:00:00 <faux> It's not a secret
13:00:00 <faux> Lol
13:00:00 <faux> Radio show Lish
13:01:00 <Lish> Oh
13:01:00 <CrIp> lel
13:01:00 <Lish> Sounds dull
13:01:00 <faux> Rude
13:01:00 <CrIp> I talk about you on it lish
13:01:00 <Skirmish> Can't tell any secrets to faux ... she just blurts them out all over the place./
13:01:00 <faux> Eat my ass
13:01:00 <Lish> Of course you would crip
13:01:00 <Lish> I am interesting
13:02:00 <CrIp> I havent done one for about 2-3 months tbh
13:02:00 <CrIp> my pc crashed
13:02:00 <CrIp> had to get a new ssd and been too lazer to install my mixer n shit
13:02:00 <Lish> lol
13:02:00 <CrIp> lazer bro
13:03:00 <Lish> I am tired!!
13:03:00 <Skirmish> PEW PEW
13:03:00 <CrIp> Im tired of your lack of enthusiasm
13:03:00 <CrIp> why do try and type large words ?
13:03:00 <Lish> Who knows
13:06:00 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/HRYwiY2q1PE
13:07:00 <slinky_J> you better watch what you sayin, real talk, ten of my niggas gonna come over with spatulas and spank that as
13:07:00 <slinky_J> ass*
13:07:00 <Skirmish> You don't even have 10 friends let alone 10 black ones.
13:07:00 <slinky_J> uhh the video
13:08:00 <slinky_J> why you have to make gay comments like that
13:15:00 <faux> Why you gotta be so ruuudeee
13:15:00 <faux> Don't u know I'm human toooo
13:16:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:23:00 <partay> the fucking ron
13:35:00 <TheRon> fark
13:37:00 <TheRon> no footy on yet
13:41:00 <TheRon> go dees
13:41:00 <couleurs> HaPpY MoMs DaY EvErYoNe
13:41:00 <couleurs> go bvb
13:41:00 <TheRon> thanks man
13:41:00 <couleurs> np mom
13:42:00 <TheRon> go victory
13:42:00 <couleurs> go teams
13:42:00 <stebie> yeah, victory were victorious in victoria
13:42:00 <stebie> triple v
13:42:00 <partay> TheRon do you know anything about 2 channel routers ?
13:43:00 <TheRon> 2 channel rooters, rooting so you can watch tv on split screen
13:44:00 <couleurs> HeLL YeS
13:44:00 <couleurs> watch bvb n dees at the same time
13:46:00 <faux> http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7213254?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
13:46:00 <faux> 7 and 11 rule
13:47:00 <stebie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC9673DaGoY
13:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Melbourne Victory 3-0 Melbourne City | FULL MATCH HIGHLIGHTS | Semi-Final 1 Views: 1,333 Uploader: ALeagueHD Uploaded: May 8, 2015 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 5.00
13:47:00 <couleurs> WaSTeD.
13:49:00 <couleurs> go melbournes
13:50:00 <couleurs> hope they win against the shitty sydney team ok cos sydney blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:50:00 <stebie> ye!
13:51:00 <couleurs> we could have a melbarn darby every nite u no stebie
13:51:00 <couleurs> y u gotta b this way
13:55:00 <couleurs> y u no fifa
13:56:00 <TheRon> i beer
13:59:00 <slinky_J> battlefield hardline~
14:01:00 <slinky_J> couleurs i haz video 4 u lel
14:02:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
14:02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FUNNIEST BLACK THUG ON XBOX LIVE! (Gay Thug Trolling) Views: 480,211 Uploader: videogames Uploaded: Jun 14, 2014 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.88
14:03:00 <couleurs> K
14:04:00 <slinky_J> :D
14:04:00 <couleurs> roflmaopmsl xD
14:05:00 <Skirmish> Paperwork is aids.
14:06:00 <partay> paperwork is nigga work
14:06:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/HpkkLVk.png
14:08:00 <Skirmish> Poor guy
14:09:00 <slinky_J> My grandma was half Nintendo
14:09:00 <slinky_J> my favourite gun is P-NIS
14:09:00 <couleurs> he look like an ape
14:09:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
14:10:00 <TheRon> a penis?
14:11:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:11:00 <slinky_J> funniest shit i heard all day
14:11:00 <slinky_J> now im ready for mothers day haha
14:11:00 <stebie> sorry couleurs ._.
14:12:00 <TheRon> look at dis!
14:12:00 <stebie> no
14:12:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k
14:12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vance Joy - 'Riptide' Official Video Views: 67,143,857 Uploader: LiberationMusicAus Uploaded: Apr 3, 2013 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.88
14:13:00 <couleurs> gaaaayyyyyy
14:16:00 <partay> lol
14:16:00 <partay> couleurs thats just an indication of what a spastic you are
14:17:00 <partay> VANCE Joy’sdebut single is now the longest-charting song in ARIA history.
14:17:00 <partay> but its refreshing to know you think its gay
14:17:00 <slinky_J> ima suck that dick
14:17:00 <couleurs> yea cos that matters
14:17:00 <couleurs> triple j faget
14:18:00 <partay> hahaha
14:18:00 <partay> ARIA chart retard
14:18:00 <partay> not alternate
14:19:00 <couleurs> and?
14:19:00 <TheRon> who?
14:19:00 <partay> lol
14:19:00 <partay> stupis is as stupid does
14:20:00 <couleurs> just proves how shitty your taste in music is if you base it on popularity
14:20:00 <partay> lol
14:20:00 <partay> yup
14:20:00 <partay> that made sense
14:20:00 <couleurs> yes it did
14:21:00 <couleurs> vance joy is a fag and so are you 4 listening to him the end ok and bye
14:22:00 <partay> lol
14:23:00 <couleurs> go dees!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:24:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rVNhayL.png
14:33:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
14:33:00 <couleurs> xD
14:34:00 <Skirmish> I cannot wait until Ethan turns 18 and I don't have to deal with CS any more.
14:34:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:34:00 <couleurs> hope he get into FiFa then
14:34:00 <couleurs> tell him i'm ready
14:35:00 <Skirmish> He doesn't like sport games.
14:36:00 <couleurs> Fine.
14:36:00 <couleurs> raise a serial killer!!!!!!!
14:40:00 <Skirmish> He says that sports games are for people that can't play sports themselves.
14:41:00 <couleurs> K
14:42:00 <couleurs> w/eves messi plays FiFa in his spare time
14:42:00 <couleurs> owned!!!!!!!!!
14:43:00 <Serenity> cant wait to noy have to deal with it too skirmish
14:43:00 <Serenity> well br rich
14:43:00 <Skirmish> Paying the money isn't the issue ... I just find them assholes to deal with.
14:43:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:43:00 <Skirmish> Although ... having that money back will be good too.
14:43:00 <British^Meat> i thought u meant Counter Strike
14:44:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:44:00 <Skirmish> If only it did mean counter strike.
14:45:00 <Serenity> anything to do with them is shit to deal with
14:45:00 <couleurs> so CS is worse than CS
14:45:00 <Skirmish> Sometimes I look at your nickname and just think it's chris couleurs.
14:46:00 <TheRon> is it worse than csi?
14:46:00 <Serenity> hes worse than Chris
14:46:00 <couleurs> just don't have kids at all, problem solvesed
14:47:00 <Skirmish> If only your parents had that mind set couleurs.
14:47:00 <British^Meat> hah
14:47:00 <British^Meat> burn
14:47:00 <Serenity> sik burn
14:48:00 <couleurs> dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:48:00 <couleurs> walked rite in 2 that 1
14:49:00 <Skirmish> Watch a movie ... read a text book. Choices that need to be made.
14:49:00 <Skirmish> I guess I could leave the text book reading until tomorrow night and enjoy the rest of the weekend relaxing.
14:50:00 <British^Meat> arg, puters having a meltdown
14:50:00 <British^Meat> Gopro stuff does it to me everytime
14:51:00 <couleurs> get the hose
15:05:00 <doctor> yeah, i wouldn't have any children out of the risk that they could potentially become like myself
15:08:00 <British^Meat> are there women in your life you can impregnate?
15:09:00 <doctor> haha nah, so I guess I don't have to worry
15:12:00 <British^Meat> bummer
15:12:00 <British^Meat> its pretty awesome
15:13:00 <partay> you mongs dont know what youre missing... kids are great
15:22:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:29:00 <MrMark> booooooooooo!
15:32:00 <British^Meat> :no
15:46:00 <boredGIRLL19> suupppp ppl :P
15:55:00 <TheRon> tucker's daughter
15:55:00 <Dugnuts> crazy bitch that one
15:56:00 <TheRon> i would
16:00:00 <TheRon> i just freeze everytime you see thru meand it's all you, electric blue
16:08:00 <TheRon> beef stock, chicken stock, laughing stock (carlton emblem)
16:11:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind
16:14:00 <TheRon> did i mention breasts??
16:14:00 <TheRon> love lifts up where we belong
16:16:00 <boredGIRLL19> lolsss..
16:17:00 <slinky_J> o crap cant find japanese restaurant on menulog
16:17:00 <slinky_J> Uncle Slant Eyes
16:17:00 <TheRon> you wanting some octopus balls?
16:17:00 <slinky_J> Snake Eye Yellow's
16:18:00 <slinky_J> lol nah mum was in the mood for sushi n that
16:18:00 <slinky_J> im not aq big sushi fan
16:18:00 <TheRon> you like fish sticks?
16:19:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
16:19:00 <slinky_J> yes
16:19:00 <slinky_J> just because I am a gay fish, gay fish
16:19:00 <TheRon> you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
16:19:00 <slinky_J> did u even listen to the video i posted?
16:20:00 <TheRon> video?
16:21:00 <TheRon> does it have breasts?
16:21:00 <slinky_J> lol no
16:21:00 <TheRon> i'm not watching if it doesn't have breasts
16:21:00 <slinky_J> haha
16:21:00 <slinky_J> it's gamer trolling
16:21:00 <slinky_J> anyway
16:22:00 <TheRon> i like game of thrones trolling
16:23:00 <slinky_J> yea i aint seen one single episode of that shit
16:24:00 <TheRon> girls just wanna have fun
16:24:00 <slinky_J> fantasy bullshit
16:24:00 <TheRon> isn't that right boredGIRLL19
16:24:00 <TheRon> plenty of tit
16:24:00 <slinky_J> she bored dowg
16:24:00 <slinky_J> she just want yo dick
16:24:00 <TheRon> one's better than none
16:26:00 <TheRon> is boredGIRLL19 the kind of chick you'd take to the strippers on a first date?
16:29:00 <slinky_J> haha
16:29:00 <slinky_J> was some new strippers up the place on thursday
16:29:00 <slinky_J> i wanna get a private with this one and dick her good
16:29:00 <slinky_J> sluts
16:29:00 <TheRon> is there a princess leia stripper?
16:29:00 <slinky_J> there was I wouldnt be at that place
16:29:00 <slinky_J> you thinkin comic con
16:30:00 <slinky_J> BAM!
16:30:00 <TheRon> a jabba the hut stripper?
16:30:00 <slinky_J> fat chicks bend the poles
16:30:00 <slinky_J> both ways
16:30:00 <slinky_J> disgusting.
16:30:00 <slinky_J> like walking into a place just before some dude blows his suicide vest
16:31:00 <TheRon> look at them jelly rolls
16:32:00 <TheRon> you'd take katatonic_kate01 to the strippers on a first date
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> all class
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n' freaks
16:32:00 <TheRon> of course
16:33:00 <TheRon> monster trucks pig shooting and the strippers
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… sounds like an amazing date :/
16:33:00 <TheRon> i'd love it
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'msure you would
16:34:00 <TheRon> it's all about me
16:34:00 <slinky_J> why aint you just get in a monster truck and run over a fat stripper
16:35:00 <TheRon> rick astley - never gonna give you up
16:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm kinda wondering why a truck hasn't run you over yet slinky
16:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> it perplexes me!
16:37:00 <British^Meat> hah burn
16:38:00 <TheRon> i'm taking my mum to place where there's sport on tv
16:43:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:43:00 <slinky_J> sneaky
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNQDOPjcdU
17:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slut Shaming Preacher: Profiles by VICE Views: 794,831 Uploader: VICE Uploaded: May 12, 2014 Duration: 10m19s Rating: 2.99
17:14:00 <Picard> happy mothers day to all the single mums in here
17:14:00 <Picard> hope you had a nice day courtesy of centrelink.
17:22:00 <Doodle> :o
17:22:00 <Doodle> hot
17:22:00 <Nikky`> I hope so.. need warming up
17:22:00 <Doodle> yeah its as cold as a witch's tit
17:23:00 <Nikky`> Sure is
17:28:00 <Dugnuts> what makes a witches tit so cold?
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> your face?
17:29:00 <Picard> Doodle how was your day?
17:29:00 <Doodle> great
17:29:00 <Picard> did you visit your mum today?
17:30:00 <Doodle> sure did
17:30:00 <Doodle> visited your mum too
17:30:00 <Picard> how was my mum?
17:30:00 <Doodle> she didnt say much
17:30:00 <Picard> oh ok
17:30:00 <Doodle> she seemed very disappointed in her son though
17:30:00 <Picard> taking her to hogs breath for dinner
17:31:00 <Doodle> yeah that was why
17:31:00 <Picard> yes, my brother is a dissapointment
17:31:00 <Doodle> lol
17:31:00 <Picard> im dissapointed we are going there also, my fuktard sister organised it
17:32:00 <Doodle> just get curly fries you'll be right
17:32:00 <Nikky`> hehe
17:33:00 <Doodle> Nikky` knows
17:33:00 <Picard> lol
17:34:00 <Nikky`> I know everything
17:37:00 <Doodle> hope nobody drops one down the back of his pants or they might mistake him for a pig
17:37:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:37:00 <Doodle> though once he starts talking their suspicions will be confirmed
17:38:00 <slinky_J> drop my dick down the back of your pants dowg
17:38:00 <slinky_J> xD
17:38:00 <Doodle> filth
17:40:00 <slinky_J> no
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> um wtf
17:43:00 <slinky_J> Dowg, you better watch what you sayin' dowg, real talk, ten of my niggas gone come over there with spatulas and spank that ass.
17:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are a fucking weirdo slinky, honestly
17:56:00 <slinky_J> lel
17:56:00 <slinky_J> its from youtube
17:56:00 <slinky_J> nothing weird about it kate
17:56:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
17:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FUNNIEST BLACK THUG ON XBOX LIVE! (Gay Thug Trolling) Views: 480,454 Uploader: videogames Uploaded: Jun 14, 2014 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.88
17:56:00 <slinky_J> if u dont laugh, you're weird.
17:57:00 <slinky_J> \fk boog.
18:40:00 <couleurs> yawn
18:42:00 <amsy> happy mothers day cc !
18:43:00 <couleurs> thank u amsy 2 u 2 !
18:43:00 <amsy> did u get spoilt?? hehe xD xxx
18:43:00 <couleurs> lel xD
18:43:00 <couleurs> drinken coffee n u
18:46:00 <amsy> drinkin orange juice
18:47:00 <couleurs> hope u stayen safe n useing a swirley straw
18:47:00 <couleurs> aheaheahe
18:47:00 <amsy> nope i like to live..... dangerous
18:47:00 <amsy> ly
18:48:00 <amsy> ;))))))))
18:49:00 <couleurs> Hot.
18:52:00 <couleurs> did u eva c modern family it's a bad show about rich idiets who got dumb lil problems and 2 of them are fags but 1 is a hot mom with bad latiner accent
18:53:00 <mr_ducati> go to school u moron
18:54:00 <couleurs> i finished it!!!!!!!
18:54:00 <couleurs> who's the moran now!!!!!
18:54:00 <amsy> hahaha
18:54:00 <mr_ducati> irc should have an iq test before entering
18:54:00 <xm> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:54:00 <CrIp> do u bang mr_ducati ?
18:55:00 <nate> i love testies
18:55:00 <xm> couleurs is an international french exchange student staying at my house. be nice mr_ducati
18:55:00 <xm> he's still learning english
18:55:00 <mr_ducati> you should of got a female
18:55:00 <mr_ducati> at least you can go hard
18:55:00 <mr_ducati> ok makes sense now
18:55:00 <xm> perhaps i should've
18:55:00 <couleurs> Oh La La ;)
18:56:00 <amsy> ahhahahahahaha
18:57:00 <xm> <xm> it's dinner time couleurs <couleurs> bona betit
18:57:00 <amsy> lol
18:57:00 <couleurs> lmao
18:59:00 <couleurs> ex-kwezay mwah
19:03:00 <StrykerX> NOWAI
19:07:00 <TokenDaRing> I wonder what ever happened to Beehhh
19:07:00 <British^Meat> i do not
19:08:00 <British^Meat> anyone would think he was perm banned LOOOOOOOL i know, im pretty funny
19:10:00 <couleurs> he ded
19:11:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: was he ambushed in the jungles of Borneo on his way home?
19:12:00 <couleurs> no, he packed himself into a suitcase to fly into London but forgot to cut an air hole and died before his gf with a penis even called the taxi
19:13:00 <couleurs> typical beehhh lol xD
19:15:00 <TokenDaRing> he's short enough to fit into a suitcase
19:16:00 <couleurs> told u
19:20:00 <TokenDaRing> or maybe just Norell finally slipped him a roofie and cut out his liver and kidneys to sell on the black market
19:21:00 <xm> she probably did. she probably wanted a more realistic penis upgrade. those things cost money and money doesnt grow on trees
19:21:00 <British^Meat> tis great
19:21:00 <British^Meat> B.O. not talking
19:21:00 <British^Meat> beeeh gone
19:21:00 <British^Meat> just a few more weeds to weed out
19:23:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: no Chris either
19:23:00 <StrykerX> He's busy screaming at his cat
19:23:00 <StrykerX> For being banned from Sydney
19:24:00 <xm> ive had to check my ignore list to make sure i didnt put b1 on it. but the list is clear. how unusual, he's been so quiet
19:24:00 <Serenity> lets not candyman ourselves and make them turn up
19:24:00 <Serenity> plx
19:24:00 <Serenity> plz
19:24:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: Pieter Pieter Pieter
19:25:00 <Serenity> that dope cant even work out how to evade his ban we're ok
19:25:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
19:25:00 <TokenDaRing> he's too busy jacking goods from DSE
19:25:00 <Serenity> selling em to cashies
19:25:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm i wondered if that now they are mentioned they will all turn up :(
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Pieter is prolly arrested for holding up cashies
19:26:00 <StrykerX> I WANT MY TABLET BACK
19:26:00 <Serenity> does anyone legit buy things from cashies?
19:26:00 <StrykerX> I did back when I was a teen
19:26:00 <StrykerX> Certain most of it was hot.
19:26:00 <xm> ive never been in a cashies before. it would be an interesting experience
19:27:00 <StrykerX> My car got nicked when I was 20. Found it stripped. Found my cd player in the local cashies a couple of days later
19:27:00 <Serenity> ive been in a few times but ive never bought anything
19:27:00 <xm> but when it comes to old things im more into books, and op shops serve that purpose well for me
19:27:00 <Serenity> my ex sold his guitars n shit when we were like 17
19:27:00 <StrykerX> Told them it was nicked. Was told I need a police report.. Went and got one.. Came back.. "What CD player?"
19:27:00 <StrykerX> Cunts.
19:27:00 <StrykerX> I was so tempted to burn the store down.
19:29:00 <TokenDaRing> Cashies overprice shitty items
19:31:00 <British^Meat> id get games from cashies
19:31:00 <British^Meat> i browse mine most times when im down the main st
19:32:00 <xm> do you end up keeping the game or when you're tired of it you sell it back?
19:32:00 <xm> mr_ducati just heard an announcement over the PA that his mum is here with LCMs
19:33:00 <British^Meat> keep it
19:33:00 <British^Meat> they give u like 50c for it :)
19:33:00 <xm> yeah, id do the same
19:33:00 <British^Meat> if im getting old games for like $10, cashies must have fleeced some poor dude desperate enough to sell it
19:36:00 <StrykerX> $10 means they paid $2 for it
19:36:00 <StrykerX> Maybe less.
19:37:00 <Serenity> they are fucking vultures
19:37:00 <Serenity> taking advantage of people like pieter
19:38:00 <StrykerX> When the stuff is hot, you're set to profit even at their disgusting rates.
19:43:00 <Serenity> i might watch candyman tonight
19:48:00 <simba> sweet sugar candy man
19:49:00 <xm> run away while you can
19:50:00 <simba> TheRiddler films himself trying to push his dick into his own butt in the mirror for study
19:50:00 <nate> hes that flexible!
19:51:00 <simba> calm down nate pictures are coming shortly
19:51:00 <Doodle> lol
19:51:00 <Doodle> and then nate will be coming shortly
19:51:00 <nate> i have already messaged
19:51:00 <nate> yes!
19:52:00 <simba> bloodey weagles
19:53:00 <simba> post loss mourning bongs to ponder Why?
19:54:00 <Doodle> lol
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> what a unpredictable round
19:56:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/y8y14Be.jpg
19:58:00 <ooomp> How wude
19:58:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it
19:58:00 <British^Meat> ah yes, drugs, i remember drugs
19:59:00 <British^Meat> dude is that your mull bowl?
19:59:00 <British^Meat> does it hold significance?
19:59:00 <Doodle> lol yes
19:59:00 <British^Meat> If not, upgrade!
19:59:00 <Doodle> its been with me a while
19:59:00 <ooomp> I don't like it
19:59:00 <Doodle> it has had a hairline crack in it for 8 years
19:59:00 <Doodle> when it goes
19:59:00 <Doodle> it goes
19:59:00 <xm> is there a story behind why it's partially broken
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> yeah arn't you going to finish her off :p
19:59:00 <Doodle> the cat ran across the desk and knocked it off with the billy when he was a kitten
19:59:00 <simba> that b is so clean
19:59:00 <xm> lol
20:00:00 <Doodle> has to be clean simba
20:00:00 <simba> u should see the piece of shit plastic 1 i use its like chris compared to ur king arthur
20:00:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:00:00 <xm> doodle washes his hands like a surgeon does before an operation before he uses it
20:00:00 <Doodle> i have foot operated sinks
20:01:00 <British^Meat> my mull bowl is a small condiment dish, which is great, coz a pringles lid fits it perfectly
20:01:00 <Doodle> haha nice
20:01:00 <ooomp> Doodle has to use his feet to pump the water
20:02:00 <Doodle> its either that or cart it up from the creek on my head like some sort of heathen
20:02:00 <xm> it's a good =idea to keep it all clean. if the landlord comes over for a surprise visit it's best to impress them with a clean bong and bowl
20:02:00 <ooomp> Country Victoria at its finest
20:02:00 <Doodle> lol yeah especially after my mate dropped the whole thing on my white carpet last night
20:02:00 <Doodle> .
20:02:00 <xm> better that than earle grey tea
20:03:00 <xm> with a princess di and prince charles tea set
20:03:00 <Doodle> lol
20:03:00 <xm> is the smell harder to get rid of than the stain?
20:04:00 <xm> i dont know much about such things
20:04:00 <Doodle> nothing a bit of carpet power cant fix
20:04:00 <ooomp> Or new carpet altogether
20:04:00 <simba> spilled b is a wretched smell
20:04:00 <Doodle> yeah you have to get straight onto it
20:05:00 <Doodle> salt, boiling water, carpet cleaner
20:05:00 <Doodle> towels
20:05:00 <Doodle> bam
20:05:00 <ooomp> And the b is gone
20:05:00 <Doodle> lol
20:05:00 <Doodle> indeed
20:05:00 <ooomp> Wait, what's the b
20:06:00 <Doodle> actually the bit i cleaned looks better than the rest of the carpet
20:06:00 <Doodle> bong
20:06:00 <ooomp> <--- completely innocent
20:06:00 <xm> ooomp's choice of drug is chocolate
20:06:00 <ooomp> Indeed
20:06:00 <couleurs> <--- completely awsoem
20:06:00 <Doodle> i tried chocolate but it clogs up the pipe
20:06:00 <ooomp> that you are couleurs <3
20:06:00 <xm> lol
20:07:00 <couleurs> thank u 2
20:07:00 <ooomp> Doodle, you did it wrong
20:07:00 <Doodle> should i put less in next time?
20:07:00 <xm> we have to use 'b' incase the feds are watching. *paranoia settles in*
20:08:00 <Doodle> oh
20:08:00 <Doodle> b for barnacles
20:08:00 <ooomp> Yes try not to eat the entire block at once
20:08:00 <Doodle> lol
20:08:00 <ooomp> The Feds can go jump
20:08:00 <Doodle> i dont eat chocolate much anymore
20:08:00 <ooomp> Bong's are delicious
20:08:00 <Doodle> not since the pipe incident
20:09:00 <amsy> norwegian word for token is bong
20:09:00 <Doodle> lolol
20:09:00 <ooomp> How confusing
20:09:00 <Doodle> i'm token on this token
20:09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown).mp3 (2.87MB 192kbps Stereo 2:05)
20:09:00 <Doodle> ^^ why amsy moved to norway
20:10:00 <ooomp> For the Norwegian wood of course
20:10:00 <amsy> like if you go to a festival or something and you hsve to buy drink tokens instead of using money at the drink stall
20:10:00 <xm> the truly did fly too -- on a plane
20:10:00 <Doodle> indeed
20:10:00 <xm> the bird*&
20:10:00 <Doodle> drink bongs!
20:10:00 <amsy> haha
20:10:00 <amsy> i was so confused
20:10:00 <ooomp> Luckily you didn't pay with a bong
20:10:00 <xm> http://s1210.photobucket.com/user/edmtunes/media/blog/blog002/drug-use-festivals_zpsrhxv0a8h.jpg.html
20:10:00 <amsy> "i thought weed was illegal here?"
20:11:00 <Doodle> [20:10] <amsy> "damn i should have checked that first"
20:11:00 <simba> i think the last big day out i went to had the token bs
20:11:00 <ooomp> I mean if they ever made weed our currency, at least then you could grow money on trees
20:11:00 <Doodle> wooo
20:12:00 <ooomp> Instead I just use Doodle's credit card
20:12:00 <xm> suddenly everyone would to save the trees
20:12:00 <simba> weed is worth its weight in gold!!!
20:12:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have a credit card anymore
20:12:00 <Doodle> thank fuck
20:12:00 <ooomp> Yes we cut yours up. I still have the additional card :D
20:13:00 <Doodle> when i read the statement that said 'at this current rate your balance will be paid on 24/02/2042' i got rid of that fucker
20:13:00 <xm> doodle got full custody of the cat though
20:13:00 <Doodle> unfortunately
20:13:00 <ooomp> Lol
20:13:00 <amsy> ill have him
20:14:00 <ooomp> Doodle's cat is gorgeous
20:14:00 <ooomp> Unappreciated
20:14:00 <amsy> agreed
20:14:00 <Doodle> excuse me
20:14:00 <ooomp> Probably outside right now in the cold :(
20:14:00 <Doodle> i just picked all the chunks of fur out of him after he has been fighting
20:14:00 <amsy> he and cisco could legit be brothers, he would be at home here
20:14:00 <Doodle> and fed him his favourite food
20:14:00 <xm> does he have an eye patch?
20:14:00 <Doodle> no lol
20:15:00 <ooomp> He shouldn't have gotten in a fight to begin with
20:15:00 <ooomp> Bad owner!
20:15:00 <Doodle> he usually wins
20:15:00 <ooomp> Poor kitty
20:15:00 <xm> Doodle, cat fights should be resolved by having both cat owners fight each other. leave those innocent cats alone!!!
20:15:00 <Doodle> lol
20:15:00 <Doodle> i wasnt here
20:15:00 <Doodle> i came home he was on his chair in the carport
20:15:00 <Doodle> looking fuzzy
20:15:00 <ooomp> Typical
20:16:00 <ooomp> Left outside
20:16:00 <xm> was he burping with a goon bag nearby
20:16:00 <Doodle> he has fur
20:16:00 <Doodle> its not like he gets cold
20:16:00 <Doodle> lol xm
20:16:00 <ooomp> You don't know that
20:16:00 <Doodle> i do
20:16:00 <ooomp> You have hair, I don't see you walking around naked
20:16:00 <Doodle> why else would he be scratching the door down to go out when its 5 degrees
20:17:00 <Doodle> i have nowhere near as much as he does
20:17:00 <amsy> hahaha phew
20:17:00 <Doodle> tho i do need a shave
20:17:00 <Doodle> now that you mention it
20:17:00 <Doodle> before the f1
20:17:00 <ooomp> Just wax
20:17:00 <xm> ive seen videos of cats frolicking in the snow. they love that stuff
20:17:00 <Doodle> my face?
20:17:00 <ooomp> Meh
20:17:00 <ooomp> Why not
20:17:00 <Doodle> cos its my face
20:17:00 <Doodle> i might rip a lip off
20:18:00 <amsy> xm, they do indeed
20:18:00 <ooomp> You don't need those
20:18:00 <Doodle> i bloody well do so
20:18:00 <Doodle> for making pretend fart noises
20:18:00 <ooomp> To cover up the real fart
20:18:00 <Doodle> ofc
20:20:00 <ooomp> Anyhoo
20:20:00 <ooomp> Moral of the story is that Doodle's cat suffers way too much at times
20:20:00 <xm> are you going to contact 4 corners?
20:20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:20:00 <ooomp> ACA
20:23:00 <slinky_J> no ooomp NOOOOO
20:23:00 <xm> "Coming up next. Cruelty from Ballarat. Young man forces his cat to fight others in the ring in exchange for b"
20:23:00 <ooomp> What
20:23:00 <slinky_J> I woulda sucked her dick
20:24:00 <slinky_J> oh yaayy u didnt quit
20:24:00 <slinky_J> Doodle did u like the video? lelz
20:24:00 <ooomp> Err young?
20:24:00 <faux> lelz
20:24:00 <faux> lelelelel
20:24:00 <faux> - Arab song
20:24:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooool
20:24:00 <ooomp> Geriatric country Victorian
20:24:00 <Doodle> what video dude
20:24:00 <Doodle> hey i'm not a geriatric
20:24:00 <Doodle> yet
20:25:00 <ooomp> Act like one
20:25:00 <faux> Who u kidding
20:25:00 <Doodle> you guys are so mean to me
20:25:00 <faux> Get your liver spotted hands off my mother
20:25:00 <ooomp> Yet we love you
20:25:00 <faux> She's a saint
20:25:00 <Doodle> back in my day things would have been different
20:25:00 <slinky_J> oh my gosh
20:25:00 <ooomp> Case in point.
20:25:00 <ooomp> "Back in my day"
20:25:00 <slinky_J> Doodle > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
20:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FUNNIEST BLACK THUG ON XBOX LIVE! (Gay Thug Trolling) Views: 480,783 Uploader: videogames Uploaded: Jun 14, 2014 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.88
20:25:00 <faux> Lolll dashboard carpet
20:25:00 <Doodle> we had to walk to school in rain hail or snow
20:26:00 <xm> we should be worried Doodle drives a sports car on the road being so old at that age. it's an accident waiting to happen
20:26:00 <xm> how many fingers Doodle
20:26:00 <xm> \m/
20:26:00 <Doodle> all of them
20:26:00 <slinky_J> "My grandma was half Nintendo"
20:26:00 <Doodle> lol slinky_J
20:27:00 <slinky_J> "Dowg, you better watch what you sayin' dowg, real talk, ten of my niggas gone come over there with spatulas and spank that ass."
20:28:00 <faux> You've literally quoted that about 17 times today
20:28:00 <xm> lol
20:28:00 <faux> Are you not over it lol
20:28:00 <ooomp> These things take time
20:29:00 <Doodle> you can't hurry love
20:29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love.mp3 (3.34MB 160kbps Stereo 2:55)
20:29:00 <faux> No you just have to waaiittt
20:29:00 <Doodle> lol
20:29:00 <faux> I love philly
20:29:00 <Doodle> sweet chilly philly collins
20:29:00 <Doodle> chilli
20:29:00 <faux> Sweet chilli philly
20:29:00 <Doodle> w/evs
20:29:00 <xm> we want chilly philly
20:29:00 <faux> Omg
20:29:00 <faux> Lolll
20:29:00 <faux> 3 great minds
20:29:00 <ooomp> O.o
20:29:00 <BreadedChicken> rofl
20:30:00 <Doodle> ooomp
20:30:00 <BreadedChicken> ooomp
20:30:00 <Doodle> go and have a shave and shower for me pls
20:30:00 <faux> ooomp
20:30:00 <BreadedChicken> You like Asian dudes dowg?
20:30:00 <xm> i do!!!!
20:30:00 <ooomp> Ok Doodle
20:30:00 <faux> Ehehehe
20:30:00 <Doodle> yay
20:30:00 <BreadedChicken> I love Justin Bieber and yo ass xm ;)
20:30:00 <Doodle> faux go and help her
20:30:00 <BreadedChicken> I ain't really gay but
20:30:00 <Doodle> and get soapy
20:30:00 <Doodle> and like
20:30:00 <BreadedChicken> I'ma suck that dick.
20:30:00 <faux> Your baby pics are adorable xm
20:30:00 <Doodle> touch each other
20:31:00 <ooomp> But I'll shave a lot more than you'd like
20:31:00 <xm> thank you faux
20:31:00 <faux> No
20:31:00 <Doodle> as long as its not my head i dont care ooomp
20:31:00 <faux> Ooomp seems stabby
20:31:00 <ooomp> All body experience
20:31:00 <faux> Don't trust my privates near her
20:31:00 <Doodle> you get over it after a while faux
20:31:00 <ooomp> Um I don't stab
20:31:00 <Doodle> lol all body
20:31:00 <faux> Don't even know if it is a her
20:31:00 <Doodle> you might need a few razors
20:31:00 <amsy> bb xx
20:32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sade - Smooth Operator.mp3 (3.95MB 128kbps Stereo 4:18)
20:32:00 <faux> Oh mandyyy
20:32:00 <faux> You came and you found me a turkyyy
20:32:00 <Doodle> u came
20:32:00 <BreadedChicken> yo my favourite gun is the P
20:32:00 <xm> im GonNa GeT all WhEelIeBinThEif On Ya
20:32:00 <Doodle> and u
20:32:00 <BreadedChicken> ENIS
20:32:00 <Doodle> lol fu
20:32:00 <faux> On my vacation away yay from workyyý
20:32:00 <BreadedChicken> i was the best hair braider 'n prison.
20:32:00 <faux> Hey bb xxxxx
20:35:00 <BreadedChicken> YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE THAT PENIS.
20:35:00 <faux> Shut up
20:35:00 <Doodle> shower time
20:35:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:35:00 <BreadedChicken> im gonna game troll cunts
20:36:00 <Doodle> :O
20:36:00 <Doodle> ok bbs
20:36:00 <British^Meat> doodlefest 2015
20:36:00 <xm> wash the b at the same time. save water
20:36:00 <xm> -- community service annoucement
20:37:00 <stebie> British^Meat, i'm there!
20:38:00 <BreadedChicken> go help her get soapy
20:39:00 <BreadedChicken> don't drop that soap Ill get in that ass.
20:39:00 <stebie> heya Maurice o/
20:39:00 <xm> if you dont want to get ass-raped in prison put soap in panties and tie that around your arm
20:40:00 <xm> actually ill take that idea to Shark Tank
20:40:00 <stebie> too late, already done
20:40:00 <British^Meat> or dont go to prison and be a nomal human being
20:40:00 <stebie> hey Picard
20:40:00 <Picard> stebie
20:41:00 <Maurice> Howdy stebie
20:41:00 <Picard> how are u mate?
20:41:00 <BreadedChicken> the soap just helps to lubricate the ass
20:41:00 <BreadedChicken> in out in out
20:42:00 <xm> <stebie> too late, already done <--- it was Better Homes and Gardens wasnt it?
20:42:00 <xm> that show is rich with day to day living tips
20:43:00 <stebie> lol
20:43:00 <stebie> oh i mean i already registered it via Shark Tank
20:44:00 <stebie> Picard, exhausted, and you?
20:44:00 <xm> stebie, it can also be used as a weapon if there are unwanted advances
20:44:00 <xm> like a ninja
20:44:00 <stebie> xm, you've put some thought into this
20:44:00 <stebie> i like it
20:45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Picard knows what I mean
20:45:00 <Breaded_Chicken> Suck every greasy chicken dick in KFC.
20:49:00 <partay> stebie a friend of mine was on shark tank a few weeks ago
20:50:00 <xm> what was he trying to sell?
20:50:00 <amsy> doodle
20:50:00 <amsy> toto wolff is like a better looking arnie
20:50:00 <partay> the mowr app
20:51:00 <Picard> im fine thanks
20:51:00 <xm> grindr, tinder, mowr
20:51:00 <partay> http://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/shark-tank/extra/season-1/tom-mathews-and-mowr?autoStart=true
20:52:00 <British^Meat> wossit do?
20:52:00 <amsy> whats mowr
20:52:00 <StrykerX> What's mowr?
20:52:00 <StrykerX> Get your lawns done cheap?
20:53:00 <partay> get a quote
20:53:00 <ooomp> Male gigalo service
20:53:00 <ooomp> Mow the ladies "lawn"
20:54:00 <partay> ooomp always thinking
20:54:00 <ooomp> My first thought is always sexually related
20:54:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
20:56:00 <stebie> cool service
20:56:00 <stebie> partay's mate's, as well as ooomp's
20:56:00 <ooomp> Say what now
20:57:00 <xm> does that mean we will get spams on austnet for mowr now
20:57:00 <partay> pprobably
20:57:00 <stebie> the male gigalo service app
20:57:00 <ooomp> Oh
20:57:00 <StrykerX> There's a lucrative business to get into
20:57:00 <StrykerX> Gigalo.
20:57:00 <ooomp> Does that actually exist
20:58:00 <stebie> no idea
20:58:00 <stebie> it should, hey?
20:58:00 <couleurs> i'm down 4 it if u r
20:58:00 <partay> Picard could do that... oh wait... thats not a fat-a-gram app
20:58:00 <stebie> fifa?
20:59:00 <ooomp> Perhaps
20:59:00 <couleurs> male gigalo service app
20:59:00 <stebie> couleurs, make a fifa game matchmaking app
20:59:00 <Picard> partay still obsessed with me i see.
20:59:00 <ooomp> Jiggle me ohhh ™
20:59:00 <stebie> jiglr
21:00:00 <ooomp> Jigglebook
21:00:00 <xm> *slide to jiggle*
21:00:00 <stebie> Jigglespace
21:00:00 <ooomp> Instajiggler
21:00:00 <stebie> Jigglegram
21:00:00 <ooomp> Jigtrist
21:01:00 <partay> lol
21:01:00 <stebie> Jigasa
21:01:00 <stebie> (i'm running low)
21:01:00 <ooomp> As am I
21:01:00 <ooomp> Good job
21:01:00 <couleurs> FiFa2FiFa
21:01:00 <couleurs> that's the name
21:01:00 <couleurs> i'm 50% there
21:02:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna be a millionaire
21:02:00 <couleurs> !!!!!
21:02:00 <stebie> millions of fifas
21:02:00 <stebie> fifas for couleurs
21:02:00 <couleurs> agreed.
21:02:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/zkn9Elt.gifv
21:03:00 <couleurs> hehe chillen
21:04:00 <couleurs> floaty float floats
21:05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/QtaDDkg.jpg
21:07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/s4QUMeo.jpg
21:09:00 <Doodle> lolol amsy
21:09:00 <amsy> haha
21:09:00 <Doodle> he is a bit
21:10:00 <amsy> i kinda love him
21:10:00 <Doodle> ok you have him and i will have suzi
21:10:00 <Doodle> susie?
21:10:00 <Doodle> w/evs
21:10:00 <amsy> and ted the sky commentator
21:10:00 <Doodle> rofl
21:10:00 <amsy> who has a weird obsession with food
21:10:00 <Doodle> and sandals
21:10:00 <Breaded_Chicken> oh now she really quit
21:10:00 <Breaded_Chicken> damn
21:10:00 <amsy> hahaha he owns
21:10:00 <Doodle> i do like ted
21:11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> she's thin I could break ooomp like a twix
21:11:00 <Doodle> why would you break ooomp
21:11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> I go to far in bed I flip out like a Vietnam vet with PTSD
21:11:00 <Doodle> olawd
21:11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ;D
21:11:00 <Doodle> so no helicopter noises
21:11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> that's how I break her
21:11:00 <Breaded_Chicken> helicopter on my dick.
21:12:00 <Doodle> sounds dreamy
21:12:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ;D
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