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00:00 <YOURMUMSVAGSMELLSLIKE_CHICKEN> who?
00:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> it's from this you fool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
00:00 <simba> fucken panda
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FUNNIEST BLACK THUG ON XBOX LIVE! (Gay Thug Trolling) Views: 495,562 Uploader: videogames Uploaded: Jun 14, 2014 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.88
00:00 <faux> Gayer than a bag full of Elton johns
00:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ;D
00:00 <Serenity> i really want some chicken now
00:00 <Loof> gayer than elton johns unicorn
00:00 <faux> Get some 
00:00 <Skirmish> KFC KFC KFC KFC KGO
00:00 <Serenity> IM NOT GOING TO KFC YOU FAT ASSHOLE
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <simba> kfc is fucked up 
01:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> You keep talkin like that faux, real talk and ten of my niggas gone come round yo house with spatulas and spank that ass!
01:00 <faux> Wow
01:00 <simba> like tsunami, plane crash, kfc
01:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you should be fatter than me dude srsly
01:00 <Skirmish> GET KFC YOU PLUMP MOLE! 
01:00 <Serenity> moll
01:00 <Serenity> Skirmish knows I love him its ok
01:00 <faux> Plump Mole
02:00 <faux> Konversation
02:00 <Skirmish> Seriously though ... you need to get some boneless hot and spicy before it runs out. 
02:00 <simba> bahahahahahaa fucken owned u noobs 
03:00 <Serenity> sit down simba
03:00 <faux> My friend and I eat KFC once a year and it's on my birthday
03:00 <Skirmish> Has simba been having snow cones? 
03:00 <faux> This year I will eat the earth 
03:00 <Serenity> if by snow you mean semen then yeah sure
04:00 <faux>  Cos I've been good n I deserve grease pls ty
04:00 <simba> not even 1 since dinner wtf
04:00 <faux> Wb  loves
05:00 <Loof> i'm not putting on weight despite eating buckets of food a day
05:00 <Loof> just takes a little bit of exercise daily
05:00 <faux> R u bulimic 
05:00 <faux> Oh ok
05:00 <Skirmish> Loof lifts. 
06:00 <nate> loof uses lifts
06:00 <Skirmish> Loof is on the Clenbuterol. 
06:00 <nate> slept with james herd to get it
06:00 <faux> Speaking of lifting 
06:00 <faux> Where's adonis
06:00 <Loof> i better give zac a haircut tomorrow
06:00 <Loof> photo day friday
07:00 <xm> there is a better solution loof
07:00 <nate> adonis is probably doing something woggy :D
07:00 <xm> let them all skip school when it's photo day
07:00 <faux> Take him to the hairdressers so he doesn't look liie a bowl cut asian
07:00 <Loof> nah i do good haircuts
07:00 <nate> putting some gel in his hair ;l
07:00 <Loof> longest gauge on top, gauge 2 back and sides
08:00 <faux> Shave me back hair
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <faux> K think it's time I sleep
08:00 <Skirmish> Poor kid gets hair cuts off dad. 
08:00 <faux> goodnight :*
08:00 <Skirmish> I bet he gets picked on heaps at school. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Night faux
08:00 <Loof> night
08:00 <xm> night faux 
09:00 <Maurice> faux, I Have it on good authority this is Adonis http://www.thefix.com/content/bodybuilder-injects-oil-and-alcohol-arms-massive-biceps
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> dont you know what adonis looks like/
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ?
10:00 <stebie> like an Adonis
10:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows what he looks like
10:00 <Maurice> Like a giant bobblehead
10:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeah he got a thick body probably got a big thick cock
10:00 <Maurice> Gross
11:00 <TokenDaRing> BREADED_CHICKEN: do you like thinking about it?
11:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> thinking about your dick right now dowg.
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet you are
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I'm gonna use my token to bust open that ring with my penis.
11:00 <nate> steamy
12:00 <ShadowLurker> it dont matter if youre black or white
12:00 <ShadowLurker> iii eeeeee
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHAMONA HEE HEE
12:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ahah nate
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's gonna be my new nic I think
13:00 <ShadowLurker> this radio is really shit
13:00 <Loof> isn't that beehhh's name?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
13:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> no
13:00 <Loof> shimon
13:00 <simba> lolol
13:00 <simba> shimon the bangladeshian pokemon
13:00 <Loof> rofl
14:00 <simba> these pokemon appear in australia once a lifetime for only a small period
14:00 <Loof> it's on netflix
14:00 <Loof> i'm trying to get zac to watch it
14:00 <simba> pokemon?
14:00 <xm> no, beehhh's real name is Nikau Tafalua
14:00 <Loof> yeah
14:00 <simba> dad of the year
14:00 <xm> he's from New Zealand
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Loof> i actually like digimon too
14:00 <simba> ash's first pokemon was a pikachu 
14:00 <simba> just basic 101
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> pokemon was after my time..
15:00 <British^Meat> by like, 1 year
17:00 <simba> you missed out
17:00 <simba> i think england had a different version anyway
19:00 <xm> gotta catch em all innit
20:00 <simba> rudeboy massacre gotta flex a man 
21:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJQTmKl4_Wg
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fuck off Clean Shirt Views: 21,274 Uploader: roflcopter105 Uploaded: Aug 26, 2011 Duration: 0m55s Rating: 4.94
22:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> man horrible bosses 2 is better than the first
22:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> which was meh
22:00 <British^Meat> no dood
22:00 <British^Meat> i was here then
22:00 <British^Meat> cheeze tv and shit
22:00 <British^Meat> Samurai pizza cats
23:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> teknoman?
23:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> the maxx?
23:00 <simba> Horrible Bosses will go down as one of the cornerstones of Hollywood Cinema
23:00 <simba> period
23:00 <Loof> working on a 4k desktop owns: http://i.imgur.com/AYi52RZ.png
23:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> more fun than the hangover
24:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> except for jack galifinakis
24:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> is it jack?
24:00 <simba> ur taskbar is super mogesu kawaii
24:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fuck it i mispelt his surname, he is super funny
24:00 <simba> so cute so small it fit in my pocket
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> Operation: Endgame should have been as big as these films.
24:00 <simba> dude theres a picture of me in that screencap thats sharing personal information
24:00 <simba> im sorry but youll have to go
25:00 <xm> hexchat rocks
25:00 <Serenity> dr pepper rules
25:00 <Loof> oh fuck shit :(
25:00 <Loof> sorry
25:00 <simba> no dont remove it im kidding
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <simba> hexchat looks hell neat
25:00 <Loof> i love it
25:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> mad max comes out
25:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> wonder if mad max game will be good
26:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and there's a sick dinosaur game set on another planet
26:00 <Loof> it has built in system info and winamp plugins
26:00 <Serenity> theres far too many xenu people on there
26:00 <Loof> and it remembers ignores
26:00 <Loof> and it's easy to set up authentication
26:00 <stebie> i remember ignores
26:00 <simba> lol hes got BREADED_CHICKEN on ignore it looks so much cleaner
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I remember sucking you dick dowg.
26:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ;D
26:00 <Skirmish> lol Loof is one of those people who 'develop websites' by stealing wordpress themes. 
27:00 <Skirmish> Figures. 
27:00 <Loof> ooops
27:00 <British^Meat> i cant comment on any of it coz im promised :/
27:00 <schooltime> Loof u an Serenity hold hands when u's go to pedolink after eating spoonfuls of zapbuzz's cum
27:00 <xm> lol @ ignore
27:00 <Serenity> FFS STEBIE I WAS DOING THAT
27:00 <stebie> ^_-
27:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <stebie> i used my fibry alias
28:00 <stebie> v/easy
28:00 <simba> so what if they hold hands plenty of couples do that
28:00 <Serenity> excuse me
28:00 <simba> and i happen to have a spoon i exclusively eat cum with so its not that weird
28:00 <Serenity> hahahahahah
29:00 <stebie> and on that note, time for bed
29:00 <stebie> g'night o/
29:00 <simba> sweet dreams stebie
29:00 <Serenity> nini
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <simba> Sour dreams
30:00 <Serenity> be thankful it wasnt thweet dweemthh
32:00 <simba> wheres that goodnight wave selfie 
32:00 <Skirmish> Loof looks exactly how I thought he would. 
33:00 <Serenity> a swirly jig?
34:00 <simba> Loof looks like this guy jonwayne (who is a SIK beatmaker BTW) http://www.xlr8r.com/wp-content/uploads/files/its_jonwayne_20.jpg
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> fuck he's me
35:00 <xm> Linux sysadmin by day, beat maker by night?
36:00 <simba> myth busted
37:00 <Loof> if iwas short i could fully pass for that guy
37:00 <Loof> but i'm about twice his height lol
37:00 <shamona_hee_hee> who is that stoner
37:00 <Loof> "jonwayne"
38:00 <Loof> some musician apparently
38:00 <Skirmish> Looks like the comic guy off the simpsons.
38:00 <Skirmish> ... with a beard. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Loof should be more careful with his screen caps. His name is on that one he pasted. 
39:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgDCcKxJfQk
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jonwayne - Trilla G Views: 71,627 Uploader: Alpha Pup Uploaded: Apr 18, 2011 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.93
40:00 <British^Meat> also
40:00 <shamona_hee_hee> lol @ skirmish
40:00 <British^Meat> I realise now that IF i wanted to communicate with loof i could just change my nick...
40:00 <British^Meat> IF i was to do that
40:00 <British^Meat> nick communication
41:00 <Skirmish> Loof is a mental case like chris. Save yourself the effort. 
41:00 <shamona_hee_hee> oops
41:00 <simba> oh u r on rizon i am on rizon 2
42:00 <shamona_hee_hee> um
42:00 <shamona_hee_hee> next
42:00 <Loof> only #marijuana
42:00 <shamona_hee_hee> # lame
42:00 <Loof> #medicine
42:00 <simba> #smashbros !!!!!!!!!
43:00 <shamona_hee_hee> #NEXT!
43:00 <simba> kate urs is in #sex
44:00 <Kavita> shamona what a shit nick
45:00 <Kavita> sounds like a pussy eating slut
45:00 <shamona_hee_hee> as fucking if
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <shamona_hee_hee> i ain't gonna be smashing no one from #sex
45:00 <Kavita> shamona eat muff
46:00 <simba> not with that attitude
46:00 <shamona_hee_hee> ha
46:00 <Kavita> shamona loves having pussy in her face
46:00 <shamona_hee_hee> they're all yours simba
46:00 <shamona_hee_hee> the entire channel… go for gold
47:00 <shamona_hee_hee> just practice safe sex - k :D
47:00 <simba> no thank u
47:00 <shamona_hee_hee> naw, i know you want them
47:00 <simba> i just want you kate... you and cherri_pie
47:00 <shamona_hee_hee> it's ok
47:00 <shamona_hee_hee> well, take a ticket and wait
48:00 <simba> ok what number is it
48:00 <simba> 1
48:00 <shamona_hee_hee> ha
48:00 <shamona_hee_hee> no
48:00 <simba> whos 0
48:00 <Kavita> im pretty sure cherry pie is a guy
48:00 <shamona_hee_hee> not telling! Gawd…. i don't kiss and tell
48:00 <simba> 0 is morpheus 
48:00 <simba> 0 is the core
48:00 <simba> 0 is ether
49:00 <shamona_hee_hee> OH! I see
49:00 <shamona_hee_hee> wrong, next
51:00 <simba> #sex
53:00 <shamona_hee_hee> off you go then
53:00 <shamona_hee_hee> did you need some whoring tips?
54:00 <simba> yes please
54:00 <Kavita> yeh from the biggest whore in the southern hemispher
57:00 <Skirmish> I'm not done with her yet. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Please remain in queue and be patient. 
59:00 <shamona_hee_hee> lol
59:00 <shamona_hee_hee> ease up tiger, plenty to go around *rolls eyes*
00:00 <simba> *smokes weed*
01:00 <shamona_hee_hee> B1? Is that you?
03:00 <simba> how dare u
03:00 <simba> ive never felt so humiliated
05:00 <shamona_hee_hee> LOL
05:00 <shamona_hee_hee> yew!
11:00 <Skirmish> That is pretty harsh. 
14:00 <Skirmish> It's been too long since I have done a night shift. Struggling. 
16:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i love this fucking movie hahaha
17:00 <Maurice> I struggled on the freeway yesterday, my eyes kept closing
18:00 <Maurice> It was until I had to yell at my youngest 2 kids that I snapped out of it
18:00 <Maurice> Wasnt*
24:00 <shamona_hee_hee> lol
24:00 <shamona_hee_hee> I've got sleep overs tomorrow
24:00 <shamona_hee_hee> how fucking annoying
24:00 <shamona_hee_hee> I think i'll consider a new job, during day light hours
26:00 <Loof> i have an appointment at 10:30am which is going to totally fuck my nocturnal sleeping pattern
26:00 <Loof> only problem to report to my case manager is that they are the only problem
27:00 <shamona_hee_hee> lol
27:00 <shamona_hee_hee> fucking hell it's freeeeeezing
27:00 <Loof> it's cuntishly cold
27:00 <Loof> i hate it
28:00 <Loof> especially with the chinese hellbeast coming in and turning off the heater every half hour
28:00 <shamona_hee_hee> 5.8 degrees!
28:00 <shamona_hee_hee> fuck
28:00 <shamona_hee_hee> no 5.9
28:00 <shamona_hee_hee> my gawd!
29:00 <Loof> are you gauging the temperature of nipple hardness?
29:00 <shamona_hee_hee> LOL @ hellbeast
29:00 <shamona_hee_hee> yeah could totes cut glass at the moment 
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <shamona_hee_hee> must quite smoking!
30:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> Hobbit Brothels 2
30:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> great film
30:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> valium and tea what a combination
30:00 <shamona_hee_hee> on that note nite
33:00 <rankin> valium and mad max
43:00 <Skirmish> I can't do this shit at work. I need a mouse. 
48:00 <British^Meat> wot u do?
48:00 <British^Meat> or cant do?
49:00 <Maurice> Mouse for what
50:00 <simba> CS:S
55:00 <Skirmish> Trying to create a GANTT chart. 
56:00 <Skirmish> I gave up. Will do it at home where I have a mouse, multiple screens. 
59:00 <simba> i swear youtube just changed its font
59:00 <simba> someone go look
00:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> o yes o yes baby dinos like at teh zoo ahaha
00:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7UgJpRWMY
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: JURASSIC WORLD Extended TV Spot #7 (2015) Chris Pratt Sci-Fi Movie HD Views: 301 Uploader: CBR Trailers Uploaded: May 13, 2015 Duration: 1m1s Rating: 4.97
01:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> THE BOY IS HUGGING A DINOSAUR!
03:00 <Maurice> Not the mama
05:00 <Skirmish> What is a good torrent program to download? 
05:00 <simba> they made all the fonts look like mac fonts
05:00 <Skirmish> I thought I had one on this pc already ... obviously not though. 
06:00 <rankin> utorrent
06:00 <rankin> the best
06:00 <Skirmish> The ads in it make my eyes bleed. 
07:00 <rankin> ads?
07:00 <rankin> what a little text box up the top LOL
08:00 <simba> i can picture ads in utorrent somewhere
08:00 <simba> i know theyre there but theyve never been noticable
08:00 <rankin> you are pirating what do you expect
09:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why you continue to come back here Ana. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Surely there is somewhere else on the internet that needs you. 
09:00 <rankin> hi Ana_Ng
10:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
12:00 <rankin> hows your day going Ana_Ng?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> too soon to tell
13:00 <Ana_Ng> not interested in getting up
13:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzmIEVNbeog
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Assassin's Creed Syndicate Preview Views: 3,595 Uploader: GamesRadar Uploaded: May 12, 2015 Duration: 5m8s Rating: 4.82
13:00 <Skirmish> Is it true that your close friends call you Honey BooBooChild Ana? 
13:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh oh yesss
15:00 <Ana_Ng> joke's on you
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have close friends
16:00 <Maurice> We know
16:00 <simba> i'll be your close friend
18:00 <British^Meat> me 2 4 eva
18:00 <rankin> why you making fun of Ana_Ng?
19:00 <British^Meat> im srs
21:00 <simba> me 2
21:00 <rankin> fuck u then Ana_Ng
22:00 <simba> fuck u
22:00 <British^Meat> hah
22:00 <British^Meat> who dat?
22:00 <simba> prob saemon
22:00 <simba> now that i see that ip
22:00 <simba> if i bust u right now semen, ur bent as ur old man on christmas eve
22:00 <British^Meat> yer
22:00 <British^Meat> i was thinking exact that
24:00 <simba> its just the other dick head no 1 cares about to identify anymore
24:00 <rankin> im not saemon
24:00 <simba> i know
24:00 <simba> ur the guy with no ID tag
24:00 <rankin> or semen
24:00 <simba> ur the only guy on the island without a name and nobody cares
24:00 <simba> cos u dont get an allocation of food etc
25:00 <simba> ur no ewan mcgregor and u sure as shit aint scarlet joganesberg
25:00 <rankin> wtf
25:00 <rankin> this aint survivor mate
26:00 <simba> yea u should thank the lord 
26:00 <simba> thank every god in case 1 is real
26:00 <simba> that ur ass Survives without ID
26:00 <rankin> LOL
26:00 <rankin> my ids been expired since september
27:00 <British^Meat> who are you then rankin?
27:00 <simba> man 
28:00 <simba> actually talks about his real ID
30:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
30:00 <simba> that was a whiting fish
35:00 <Skirmish> I like Deadliest Catch. 
36:00 <British^Meat> hah, with the english guy
36:00 <British^Meat> or am i thinking of worlds deadliest fish, or something
36:00 <Maurice> I like Mike Rowe
36:00 <Maurice> He has a sexy voice for an old man
37:00 <Skirmish> You're thinking of old mate that goes after fish that eat people in rivers of south america British^Meat. 
40:00 <simba> thats Rex Hunt
40:00 <simba> yibbidi yibbida folks
40:00 <Skirmish> Rex Hunt doesn't go to South America
45:00 <simba> im sure he did
51:00 <Maurice> (00:51:34) (MeGusta): [895] *01:06:49 PM* <Maurice> Everytime I open the fridge theres gonna be a line waiting behind *01:06:51 PM* <Maurice> 'FREE HANDJOBS!'
52:00 <Serenity> wrong chan dopey
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <Maurice> It's not lol
52:00 <Maurice> I got the quote from the other channel
52:00 <Serenity> yes and you were talking about this in the other channel
53:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, stupid tabbing
53:00 <Serenity> hahaha
53:00 <Maurice> I'm almost ready for bed
53:00 <Serenity> me2
54:00 <Maurice> Lets fork n spoon
58:00 <British^Meat> yes Skirmish
58:00 <British^Meat> river monsters!
58:00 <British^Meat> i rmember now
58:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's the show. 
59:00 <Skirmish> I watch deadliest catch so I can think to myself 'Yeah I could so do that job easy' and then watch them complain about 3 days no sleep with constant work. 
00:00 <Maurice> Yeah you can't do that job
04:00 <Skirmish> How do you know I couldn't do it? 
04:00 <Serenity> cause you're a soft kfc eating gay shoe wearing city boy :P
04:00 <Skirmish> Air Jordans = street cred. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Fuck all you cunts and your comments about awesome shoes.
05:00 <Skirmish> As for the KFC. Absofuckinglutely. It tastes amazeballs. 
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <Skirmish> I hate it when you download a torrent and the video/audio is out of whack.
08:00 <Serenity> yeah annoying
11:00 <Skirmish> Cold is starting to creep into the office even with the heater on low. 
13:00 <Serenity> i just turned my heater off
32:00 <Loof> might go eat a half kilo of penne
32:00 <Loof> with meatballs
33:00 <Loof> no frozen meatballs guess it's just bog sauce
34:00 <Loof> she makes a good bog sauce
34:00 <Loof> shitloads of herbs and quality mince
34:00 <Loof> fresh herbs from the garden ftw
35:00 <Skirmish> Welcome early morning visitors, to the Loof commentary. 
36:00 <simba> mortal cumbat https://38.media.tumblr.com/df586a1fb42c323baf2120caea1b8676/tumblr_ni96klFsPZ1qzfebyo1_1280.gif
36:00 <Loof> rofl
20:00 <Skirmish> Awwww I was having fun with vanool. 
22:00 <milk> what year is it?
22:00 <milk> my time machine malfunctioned as I was coming back from the dinosaurs, and I dont know if its 1776 or 1953
33:00 <TheRiddler> who looked at the budget last night
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not me because i know the budget is going to rape me
39:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
40:00 <British^Meat> I did not
41:00 <TheRiddler> are you still with the army?
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but only part time
41:00 <TheRiddler> because they getting a boost of funds
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its the child thing thats going to rape us
42:00 <TheRiddler> the biggest winners are military, and dental
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i saw that
42:00 <TheRiddler> the losers are companies trying dodge tax by sending profits overseas
42:00 <TheRiddler> doubt the download tax will get through
43:00 <TheRiddler> because it's just too hard to police
43:00 <TheRiddler> I looked into the past on that 1
44:00 <TheRiddler> both US n china tried to do the same thing
45:00 <TheRiddler> low income families on under 65k get a small win with child care
45:00 <TheRiddler> but anyone above that loses out
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which is why i lose out
47:00 <TheRiddler> also they want to force ppl to vacinate
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im all for that one thats for sure
47:00 <TheRiddler> yep
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing it's bar medical conditions with that
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but these days anyone with a medical condition can get a different vaccine but almost same one
49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
49:00 <TheRiddler> true
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im sick and tired of my son coming home from daycare because people cant vaccinate their kids properly
51:00 <TheRiddler> there's 1 thing I heard is that they want to take money out of the subsidies for perscription medications
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
54:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
06:00 <British^Meat> i feel rather nonplussed about the whole thing
06:00 <British^Meat> i mean its not like we live in iraq..
08:00 <slinky_J> kinky
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Re0w lol
09:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
09:00 <slinky_J> sitting down doing my own dialogue for masterchef
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> omg
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i cant watch anymore lol
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive been watching american family fued and they have some really dumb shits on it lol
11:00 <slinky_J> nah same
11:00 <slinky_J> I was having fun because of the similar sounding words
12:00 <slinky_J> so by the end im like "Oh my gosh this is possibly the longest time ive spent eating camel penis, fantastic."
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> i'd watch US fued for sure
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh the presenter is fucking funny as hell
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the looks he gives when someone gives a stupid answer is priceless
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> on a better note i got my bulldogs jersery finally lol
14:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> league bulldogs not that poofter aerial ping pong shit
16:00 <British^Meat> u vics say jersey?
16:00 <British^Meat> is gurnsey an SA thing?
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah queenslander lol
16:00 <British^Meat> ahh, cool
16:00 <British^Meat> id always said jersey in the UK too, i had no idea what a gurnsey was
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gurnsey im pretty sure is a device used to spray high pressured water
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> either way down south is all fucked up :)
19:00 <slinky_J> that's what she said
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she did last night when i got home from work ;)
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my ears are getting raped right now :(
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> im bangin on bf hardline
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> wb
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
56:00 <slinky_J> fryin up a steeaaakkk
56:00 <slinky_J> been a while
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cunt give me some
07:00 <psYbR> slinky_J, Snoopys_Gunship sup 
08:00 <slinky_J> supp
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo psYbR
14:00 <psYbR> just work slinks. hbu
14:00 <psYbR> actually I'm working on a website for kumeti
16:00 <Hercules> anyone know off-hand if it's safe to charge most standard digital cameras using a USB cable plugged into your car's cigarette lighter socket?
17:00 <slinky_J> eatin lunch bro
20:00 <British^Meat> ;yer, u can charge those things anywher that it'll fit
21:00 <Serenity> its all standardised its fine
24:00 <Hercules> fucking awesome!
24:00 <Hercules> thanks
25:00 <British^Meat> happy snapping!
25:00 <slinky_J> well that was yum, tum tum dont feel sick no more!
17:00 <anonymousmoron> Does Netz or Slowmover come here anymore?
21:00 <slinky_J> shrug
23:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
24:00 <British^Meat> probs not anonymousmoron
25:00 <British^Meat> Do you wish to court him?
25:00 <British^Meat> netz was the foot guy yer?
26:00 <anonymousmoron> haha no British^Meat
26:00 <anonymousmoron> just miss the old days :)
27:00 <anonymousmoron> sup sexy person?
27:00 <British^Meat> they will not return, we are the future
27:00 <anonymousmoron> lol
27:00 <anonymousmoron> well, it's nice to meet the future
28:00 <British^Meat> state your postcode
28:00 <anonymousmoron> i never gave Netz my postcode, so no :P
29:00 <British^Meat> footsize?
30:00 <anonymousmoron> lol really? why would you be interested in that?
31:00 <Doodle> so we know how big your dick is
31:00 <slinky_J> Don't make me come over there and suck that dick anonymousmoron.
31:00 <anonymousmoron> i bet my dick is bigger than yours Doodle :)
31:00 <Doodle> :o
31:00 <Doodle> how much
31:00 <anonymousmoron> slinky_J, you're a worry..
32:00 <slinky_J> I bet you my throat is wide than your dick dowg.
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> wider*
32:00 <slinky_J> lols
32:00 <anonymousmoron> you wish
32:00 <Dugnuts> how exactly is promising to suck someones cock a threat?
33:00 <Doodle> he might have sharp teeth
33:00 <anonymousmoron> that's what i'm wondering Dugnuts..
33:00 <Dugnuts> then why not promise to bite it
33:00 <slinky_J> because I aint gay
33:00 <Dugnuts> and..
33:00 <slinky_J> but that shit will make him feel gay
33:00 <slinky_J> but not me because i aint gay
33:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
33:00 <Dugnuts> coz its not gay to put someones cock in your mouth at all
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <anonymousmoron> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> you got it.
34:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FUNNIEST BLACK THUG ON XBOX LIVE! (Gay Thug Trolling) Views: 490,646 Uploader: videogames Uploaded: Jun 14, 2014 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.88
35:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> You gone done it now dowg.
36:00 <British^Meat> god ur a twat
36:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
38:00 <Doodle> https://youtu.be/wDwI4b8H_HM
41:00 <British^Meat> no, just no
43:00 <British^Meat> i drive, really sensibly, and no, that doesnt mean slow
43:00 <British^Meat> and those type of vids/drivers irk me so much
44:00 <Doodle> why
44:00 <British^Meat> coz
45:00 <British^Meat> in hoon mobile and so impatient
45:00 <British^Meat> where the patience?
45:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fuck this I gotta reboot, some babu  Indian motherfucker's probably on my account playing lagging me down watching ISIL videos.
45:00 <British^Meat> y so hard to be patient?
45:00 <Doodle> he was doing half the speed limit and there were broken lines, why not overtake him
45:00 <Doodle> its not like there was anything coming
46:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont think that vid was hooning lol
46:00 <Serenity> its not uncommon to over take trucks
46:00 <British^Meat> i never said hooning
47:00 <British^Meat> but there is no way that 2nd driver could tell if there was another car coming
47:00 <Doodle> that 2nd driver was me and i could see easily, its the camera angle
47:00 <Serenity> doodle is the dash cam driver lol
47:00 <British^Meat> and that commodre was pretty close to the truck, wouldnt surprise me if the truck was going slow on purpose
47:00 <British^Meat> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> i figured as much
47:00 <Doodle> the truck was a learner he didnt know what he was doing
47:00 <Doodle> having a lesson
47:00 <British^Meat> oh, of course he didnt
47:00 <British^Meat> so best to sit on his arse
48:00 <British^Meat> coz that wont make him nervous
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> then plant your foot and hoon by two at a time
48:00 <Doodle> he is in a 20 tonne truck and i am in a 1400kg car, i dont think he was nervous
48:00 <Doodle> just slow
48:00 <British^Meat> "slow"
48:00 <British^Meat> how fast u wanna go?
48:00 <Serenity> you sound like a granny BREADED_CHICKEN
48:00 <Serenity> er
48:00 <Serenity> British^Meat
48:00 <Doodle> the speed limit at least
48:00 <British^Meat> not really
49:00 <British^Meat> ive been in some bad accidents
49:00 <British^Meat> through no rfault of my own
49:00 <British^Meat> ive only been driving since i was 28
49:00 <British^Meat> maybe i just look at it differently
49:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJLJ8z9kSiM
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tree Fiddy Invidia Gemini Views: 142 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: May 7, 2013 Duration: 0m14s Rating: 5.00
49:00 <Doodle> hooning
49:00 <British^Meat> and i have no patience for idiot drivers
49:00 <Serenity> ive only been driving for 3 years
49:00 <British^Meat> and no im NOT calling u an idiot
49:00 <Serenity> looked all good to me
49:00 <British^Meat> well i guess thats where u and i differ
50:00 <Doodle> i've been driving for 20 years
50:00 <Doodle> i win
50:00 <Serenity> you know that being over cautious causes more accidents than people think
51:00 <British^Meat> tell that to the idiot that broke both my legs
51:00 <British^Meat> and scarred me
51:00 <Doodle> i drive like a granny 99% of the time
51:00 <British^Meat> I honestly just dont see the point in the shole speed thing
51:00 <British^Meat> i literally do not get it
51:00 <Doodle> i'm a platinum rating 1 driver ask aami :P
51:00 <British^Meat> The whole car thing
51:00 <Ana_Ng> 28 years
51:00 <Doodle> well
51:00 <Serenity> because its fun
51:00 <Doodle> do some huge speeds and you might understand
52:00 <British^Meat> pfft
52:00 <Doodle> you're not going to crack 120km/h in a 3cyl charade
52:00 <British^Meat> y would i want to?
52:00 <Doodle> cos its fun
52:00 <Serenity> because its fun
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> idiots
52:00 <Serenity> why
52:00 <British^Meat> now youre idiots
52:00 <British^Meat> b4 u werent, now u are
52:00 <Doodle> ok
52:00 <Serenity> driver inattention are bigger killers on the road than speed
53:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
53:00 <Serenity> infact in areas were speed limits have been raised, or in the NT where they have been removed all together. the death and injury toll has reduced
53:00 <British^Meat> go as fast as i like then
53:00 <British^Meat> no worries
53:00 <Doodle> no you drive to the conditions
53:00 <Serenity> no one said that dont be stupid
53:00 <Doodle> which is what i did in that video
53:00 <Doodle> i didnt break the speed limit
53:00 <Serenity> that truck would have been doing 35-40 tops
53:00 <Serenity> not even that
53:00 <British^Meat> he was speeding up
53:00 <British^Meat> no patience
54:00 <Serenity> what difference does it make?
54:00 <Doodle> he would have reached 60km/h and then he would have started braking immediately
54:00 <Serenity> go around him.. then you're not sat behind him while he goes through 17 gears every give way sign for 10km
54:00 <British^Meat> also the name of the vid
54:00 <British^Meat> smokescreen
54:00 <British^Meat> wor dat mean?
54:00 <Serenity> ...
55:00 <British^Meat> smoked him out coz foot was planted
55:00 <Doodle> no
55:00 <Serenity> that blue smoke was oil smoke
55:00 <Serenity> because its a holden with fucked rings
55:00 <Doodle> the car ahead of me burnt a whole heap of oil from his exhaust
55:00 <Doodle> ^^
57:00 <Doodle> what is more to the point
57:00 <Doodle> why is nobody criticising me for listening to mc hammer
57:00 <Serenity> because its ace
57:00 <Doodle> oh good
57:00 <Serenity> ive watched it three times now cause of that song
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> oh, i had my speakres turned off :/
58:00 <Doodle> lmao
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - Pumps And A Bump.mp3 (5.87MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 5:07)
58:00 <British^Meat> The 1st 2 cd's i ever bought were mc hammer
58:00 <Doodle> haha
58:00 <British^Meat> Please hammer dont hurt em, then 2 legit to quit
58:00 <Doodle> i had please hammer dont hurt em on cassette
58:00 <Doodle> still do somewhere
58:00 <British^Meat> crime stories was so bad ass
58:00 <British^Meat> and "have you seen her"
58:00 <Doodle> yeh the whole album is ace
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - She's Soft And Wet.mp3 (4.71MB 192kbps Stereo 3:25)
59:00 <British^Meat> Äwwwwwwww yeh, im glad i put this tape in......."
59:00 <British^Meat> lol
59:00 <Doodle> great days
59:00 <British^Meat> shit, work
59:00 <British^Meat> slaters!
00:00 <ShadowLurker> vvvvvrrrttthhheeeeeeetsssuuuuu
01:00 <anonymousmoron> have a good one BMW.
01:00 <Doodle> bless you ShadowLurker
03:00 <psYbR> vrthetsu?
04:00 <anonymousmoron> maybe Doodle can interpret?
04:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle knows that sound
05:00 <Doodle> some sort of compressor surge i assume
05:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
05:00 <Doodle> perhaps an exhaust driven turbine
05:00 <ShadowLurker> or ribbed fanbelt like the holden guys use
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Doodle> for her pleasure
05:00 <ShadowLurker> thats right
05:00 <ShadowLurker> sernds jerst lerk serpercherger maht
06:00 <Doodle> ermergerd
06:00 <anonymousmoron> lol
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ermg erl ers ern
06:00 <Serenity> think our lawn mower blows less smoke than that fucking car
07:00 <Doodle> haha
07:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
07:00 <Doodle> my mate has a vx ss
07:00 <Doodle> just put all vy ss running gear in it
07:00 <Doodle> and engine
07:00 <ShadowLurker> uses more oil than fuel
07:00 <Doodle> still fucked
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Doodle> selling it
07:00 <Doodle> i want his engine tho
07:00 <ShadowLurker> piffle
08:00 <Serenity> pish posh
08:00 <Doodle> i do likes me a v8
08:00 <Serenity> mmm v8
08:00 <Doodle> his is all rebuilt so it doesnt burn oil .. yet
09:00 <Doodle> thats why i went to melbs yesterday so he could pick up a part for it cos it had shit itself yet again
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i drove an elf last night
10:00 <ShadowLurker> its so cute
10:00 <Doodle> a what
10:00 <ShadowLurker> its the little blue truck that could
10:00 <ShadowLurker> isuzu
10:00 <Doodle> oh
10:00 <Doodle> do good skids?
10:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
10:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
10:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:00 <Doodle> when i worked for suzuki they sold those little trucks
11:00 <Doodle> suzuki carry
11:00 <Serenity> fucking skids i came off the gravel sideways.. onto bitumen..
11:00 <Doodle> man with no body on them they ripped awesome linelockers
11:00 <ShadowLurker> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Isuzu_Elf_003.JPG
11:00 <ShadowLurker> one of them
11:00 <Doodle> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Suzuki_Carry_005.JPG
11:00 <Doodle> lol 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> see
11:00 <Doodle> fun times
12:00 <ShadowLurker> if you get a tiptruck for moving house
12:00 <ShadowLurker> makes drop off easy
12:00 <Doodle> trudat
12:00 <Doodle> i always have to drive the truck when people move
12:00 <Doodle> so i get to do skids in it when its empty
12:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <Doodle> one time we did skids in it with my bother in law in the load space
13:00 <Serenity> skids sure are fun
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i got given this one with 350km on the new engine
13:00 <Doodle> brother in law
13:00 <ShadowLurker> so i gotta be gentle
13:00 <Doodle> why
13:00 <Doodle> its run in
13:00 <Doodle> give it some battlescars
14:00 <Serenity> THESE BAAAATTTTLEEESCAARRRSSS
14:00 <Serenity> ahem
14:00 <ShadowLurker> plus the gearbox is like trying to jam a floppy cock into an asshole
14:00 <Doodle> ah
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <Doodle> lol watching more dashcam footage of me racing a postie on his bike
14:00 <Doodle> and losing
14:00 <Doodle> twice
14:00 <ShadowLurker> chopped mate
14:00 <Serenity> i cant race ruby atm
14:00 <Doodle> yeh those fucking postie bikes have some grunt ay
15:00 <Serenity> needs the fuckign baring fixed
15:00 <anonymousmoron> good song Serenity
15:00 <Doodle> by race i mean accelerate up to the speed limit
15:00 <Doodle> ..
15:00 <Doodle> baring?
15:00 <Doodle> oh bearing
15:00 <Doodle> which one
15:00 <Doodle> yer big end
15:00 <Serenity> bearing
15:00 <Serenity> ccenter bearing
15:00 <Serenity> or som,e shiot
15:00 <Serenity> sdg
15:00 <Serenity> fgviosdfg
16:00 <Serenity> FUCKING CAT
16:00 <Doodle> tailshaft?
16:00 <Serenity> yes i think so
16:00 <Dugnuts> baring is when you are getting naked
16:00 <Dugnuts> baring all
16:00 <Serenity> yes im aware of what word i needed
16:00 <Serenity> ty
16:00 <Dugnuts> was telling doodle
16:00 <Dugnuts> oh
17:00 <Dugnuts> nm
17:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Dugnuts> didnt look up far enough
17:00 <Doodle> thanks m8
17:00 <Serenity> need a few things fixed actually
17:00 <Doodle> i need a service
17:00 <Doodle> and so does the car
17:00 <Serenity> also need a new ignition barrel
17:00 <Serenity> and an oil change
17:00 <Doodle> i need new brakes and tyres
18:00 <Serenity> oh i have those
18:00 <TheRon> he needs a chick to check under the hood
18:00 <Doodle> but theyre not important
18:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
18:00 <Serenity> cars
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i need to service a vagina
19:00 <Serenity> constant money
19:00 <TheRon> get her up on blocks
19:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10417610_922775424440056_8795547467761686025_n.jpg?oh=ec98efcd2954d9cf66e4f546f616805f&oe=560D8DF3&__gda__=1440230778_db85f1eb2edff233ba710e3f11e5d357
19:00 <TheRon> if you really really squint there's a car and a dog in that pic
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle
20:00 <Doodle> Ana_Ng
20:00 <Serenity> why does the thing go over the lgith like that
20:00 <Serenity> hnngg
20:00 <Doodle> cos its fucked sezz
20:00 <Ana_Ng> tinyurl
20:00 <TheRon> hehehehehe.....tiny
21:00 <Ana_Ng> or better image host
21:00 <Serenity> dont be stupid its a standard facebook link it doesnt need to be tinyurl'd
21:00 <Doodle> i'm not going to download a pic and upload it again just so the link you click is about 6 inches shorter
21:00 <ShadowLurker> its Ana_Ng, its default is stupid
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not clicking on that
21:00 <Serenity> shes trying to be a smart arse and looking like a dumb fuck as usual
21:00 <ShadowLurker> just ban the cunt
21:00 <ShadowLurker> for real
21:00 <TheRon> i've made soup
21:00 <ShadowLurker> Ana_Ng fuck off
21:00 <Ana_Ng> facebook, hilarious
22:00 <TheRon> fucking cold outside
22:00 <Doodle> wow
22:00 <Doodle> sorry for posting a facebook link
22:00 <Doodle> wont happen again
22:00 <Serenity> dont listen to her shes a fucking idiot
22:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake Ana_Ng go hang yourself you hidious cow
22:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry to ruin your facebook vibe
23:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't know it was your image host
23:00 <TheRon> i'm in a madonna mood
23:00 <Serenity> just stop, you have no idea how dumb you sound right now
23:00 <Serenity> far out
24:00 <Doodle> 420
24:00 <TheRon> not yet doodle
24:00 <Doodle> it is somewhere
24:00 <Doodle> nz?
24:00 <Doodle> fiji?
24:00 <TheRon> 520 in nz
25:00 <Doodle> oh wrong way
25:00 <Doodle> w/evs i'm having a cone
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <TheRon> vanilla chocolate and strawberry??
25:00 <Doodle> ofc
25:00 <Serenity> choc chip cookie dough m8
25:00 <Serenity> oh..
25:00 <Doodle> all of the above
26:00 <TheRon> don't come to me if you get the munchies
27:00 <Doodle> my heater is fighting an uphill battle
27:00 <Doodle> might be time to crank it up
27:00 <Serenity> :o
27:00 <Serenity> come live at our new place
27:00 <Serenity> its going to be so toasty
27:00 <Doodle> who
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> ok
27:00 <Serenity> u
27:00 <Doodle> get me a job there pls
27:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
27:00 <Doodle> will i be able to get up the driveway
27:00 <Serenity> yep
27:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
28:00 <Doodle> and can sarah sneak into my room every 2nd night or so
28:00 <ShadowLurker> can you screw screws
28:00 <Doodle> sure
28:00 <Serenity> can you screw vag's?
28:00 <Serenity> i mean..
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <Doodle> i'll give it a bloody good go
28:00 <Doodle> oh wait you have kids
28:00 <Doodle> no sitting in my undies in the lounge smoking weed
29:00 <ShadowLurker> brother husband styles
29:00 <Serenity> theres a self contained room separate from the house you can liev in there
29:00 <Serenity> and smoke weed in your jocks
29:00 <Doodle> lmao
29:00 <Doodle> sounds dreamy
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
29:00 <ShadowLurker> its got a sink
30:00 <Doodle> what more could a bloke ask for
30:00 <Doodle> oh wait
30:00 <Serenity> hahaha
30:00 <Doodle> does it have a garage
30:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
30:00 <Serenity> yessssssssssssssss
30:00 <Doodle> who do i have to kick out to get a spot
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <ShadowLurker> gunna have to darryl kerrigan me some fancy gates i think
30:00 <Doodle> hows the serenity
31:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
31:00 <Doodle> omg
31:00 <Serenity> moist
31:00 <Serenity> huh!
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
31:00 <Doodle> get one of those signs for the front of the house in cursive script
31:00 <TheRon> at least put the gates round the back
31:00 <Doodle> Bonnie Doon
31:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
31:00 <Doodle> i want to get one for my house
31:00 <Doodle> saying Seaview
31:00 <Serenity> where goin to boonnieee dooon
31:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle totlly missed that
31:00 <Serenity> i dont think he did
32:00 <TheRon> oh girls just wanna have fun
32:00 <Doodle> what did i miss
33:00 <ShadowLurker> *01:30:59 PM* <+Doodle> hows the serenity *01:31:06 PM* <@Serenity> moist
33:00 <Doodle> oh hhahaha
33:00 <Doodle> i did
33:00 <Serenity> oh that one
34:00 <Serenity> rofl
34:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
34:00 <Doodle> ok now i'm lost
34:00 <Serenity> i dunno lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> shes too horney to care
34:00 <Doodle> A hygrometer UK /haɪˈɡrɒmɪtər/ is an instrument used for measuring the moisture content
34:00 <ShadowLurker> true story
34:00 <Doodle> in Serenity
35:00 <Serenity> I know what it is!'
35:00 <Serenity> i was getting excited.. blew smoke.. NEVER FUCKING MIND
35:00 <Serenity> OK
35:00 <Serenity> jeesh
36:00 <Doodle> you need your rings redone 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> shes full revs right now
36:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh she does
36:00 <Doodle> Serenity has oily rings
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
36:00 <Doodle> getting some
36:00 <Doodle> blowby
36:00 <Serenity> better than cracked ones i guess..
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Serenity> busted ring
36:00 <Doodle> you need your crankcase ventilation cleaned
37:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Buss Your Head Open (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie) [Independent's Day - 2007]
37:00 <Doodle> OMG THEY ARE SO DUMB THEY CANT EVEN SPELL BUST
37:00 <Doodle> .
38:00 <Serenity> rofl
38:00 <Serenity> shoosh
38:00 <ShadowLurker> luckiest cunt ever
38:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11136755_1000461473320638_4902091095449572690_n.jpg?oh=ec1be759bc775644ceb0e9b9b9bd6fe6&oe=55D07631
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been asked this before
39:00 <ShadowLurker> Finally, who would have thought a Sigma could actually speed anyway?
39:00 <Serenity> fucking bird going over the limit
39:00 <Serenity> hooning bastard
39:00 <ShadowLurker> BAN BIRDS
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/t31.0-8/11255748_10204797369867694_6089257200545758506_o.jpg
40:00 <Doodle> great days
40:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle, you are the best
40:00 <Doodle> what did i so
40:00 <Doodle> do
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i love how the channel goons defend your urls
40:00 <ShadowLurker> hey rob
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Serenity> stop being a fucking menace for no reason Ana_Ng
41:00 <Doodle> they are my homiez
41:00 <Serenity> you're dumb we get it, stop trying to prove it
41:00 <ShadowLurker> cctv caught you just after that chick offered to suck your dick
41:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10155591935710112/
41:00 <Doodle> haha
41:00 <Doodle> I'LL BE RIGHT OVER
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <Serenity> me throat hurrtss
43:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Dayton Family/Twiztid : Sex, Drugs, Money & Murder [Independent's Day - 2007]
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i would say too many dicks but mine hurts too
44:00 <Serenity> too many dicks bro
44:00 <Doodle> .
44:00 <Doodle> ^^
44:00 <Doodle> stop gargling semen 24/7
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Doodle> we know the elf is for meeting clients in
45:00 <Serenity> chucks a mattress in the back
45:00 <Serenity> softer on the knees
45:00 <Doodle> tarp then mattress
45:00 <ShadowLurker> man you can fit like 20 chicks in the back
45:00 <ShadowLurker> includng big rhonda
45:00 <Doodle> how many men
45:00 <Doodle> cos we know thats all you will be carrying
45:00 <ShadowLurker> dunna they all took their commondores
45:00 <Doodle> chuck a single spinner m8
46:00 <ShadowLurker> my brother was sayin his mate took his ss and put 2 of them space saver spares oin
46:00 <ShadowLurker> still single pegged
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> on dirt
46:00 <Doodle> my mates ss is a single pegger
46:00 <Serenity> those little ones that are like 2mm?
47:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh them 2 in the back of the truck
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Serenity> thats why every musso bus has a welded diff and a dent in the rear quarter panel
48:00 <Doodle> i put a new battery in mums car today
48:00 <Doodle> she hit a bird at 120km/h a few years ago
48:00 <Doodle> went through the grille
48:00 <Doodle> all over the engine
48:00 <Doodle> found a leg
48:00 <slinky_J> chewing nicarete
48:00 <slinky_J> kinda gross
48:00 <Serenity> lol yuckk
48:00 <Doodle> nicorette gives you the hiccups
49:00 <Doodle> well it did for me
49:00 <slinky_J> oh
49:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get used to smoking less
49:00 <slinky_J> however long flight is to dubai n not havin a cig for like 24 hrs
50:00 <Doodle> jewbye
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <slinky_J> they could at least equip every passenger with a parachute man
50:00 <Doodle> why
50:00 <Doodle> you'll still die
51:00 <slinky_J> still get a shot at living
51:00 <Doodle> doubt it, mate of mine is an experienced skydiver and he still managed to almost kill himself even after his chute had opened
51:00 <Mew> just remember every landing is a controlled crash
52:00 <slinky_J> true Doodle
52:00 <Doodle> and that was from 12,000ft
52:00 <ShadowLurker> wth
52:00 <slinky_J> but he lived!
52:00 <ShadowLurker> did i miss something
53:00 <Doodle> he lived but only because of his experience
53:00 <slinky_J> I be like you let these terrorists crash this plane I be sucking you dick in heaven dowg for eternity
53:00 <Doodle> one of his mates has died since and he was even more experienced
53:00 <TheRon> strike a pose
53:00 <Doodle> 2 more in hospital
53:00 <anonymousmoron> slinky_J seems to have an obsession with dicks..
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
54:00 <Doodle> [15:53] <anonymousmoron> irc seems to have an obsession with dicks..
54:00 <Doodle> fixed
54:00 <anonymousmoron> ahhh
54:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
54:00 <ShadowLurker> you spelt drugs wrong
54:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Doodle> [15:53] <anonymousmoron> irc seems to drugs an obsession with dicks..
55:00 <Mew> my friend was on this plane 
55:00 <Mew> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/07/skydivers-survive-new-zealand-plane-crash-after-parachuting-to-safety?CMP=fb_gu
55:00 <anonymousmoron> thanks for clearing that up Doodle
55:00 <Doodle> its safer in them
55:00 <Mew> pretty fucking lucky lol
55:00 <Doodle> nps m8
55:00 <slinky_J> lol Doodle
55:00 <slinky_J> ;)
56:00 <Doodle> lol Mew, poodleman hit the plane while jumping out
56:00 <Doodle> almost knocked himself out
56:00 <ShadowLurker> well
56:00 <ShadowLurker> why exit a perfectly good plane
56:00 <Doodle> mental deficiency obv
56:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly
57:00 <slinky_J> I don't mind dying long as it's a group of disgruntled Santas crashing the plane.
57:00 <Serenity> he hurt himself again??
57:00 <ShadowLurker> why isnt he in irc but
57:00 <slinky_J> put a little bit of laughter into it why doncha
57:00 <Doodle> nah sezz this was before the accident
57:00 <Serenity> oohh
57:00 <Doodle> plane hit turbulence as he jumped out
57:00 <Doodle> he smached into the tail
57:00 <Doodle> smacked
57:00 <Serenity> ouch
57:00 <slinky_J> i like the taking off and the landing
57:00 <Doodle> it was only his head
57:00 <slinky_J> the rest is boredom, pure boredom
58:00 <Doodle> *bourbon
58:00 <Serenity> best spot then
58:00 <anonymousmoron> damn.. wish i had some bourbon
58:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle are you stoned 
58:00 <Doodle> why
58:00 <Serenity> its the middle of the week
58:00 <Doodle> its a day that ends in y
58:00 <ShadowLurker> where the fuck did bourbon come from
58:00 <TheRon> tonight i'm gonna party like it was 1999
59:00 <Doodle> [15:57] <slinky_J> i like the taking off and the landing
59:00 <Doodle> [15:57] <Doodle> it was only his head
59:00 <Doodle> [15:57] <slinky_J> the rest is boredom, pure boredom
59:00 <Doodle> [15:58] <Doodle> *bourbon
59:00 <ShadowLurker> ohh
59:00 <Doodle> thats what plane trips are for, drinking
59:00 <Doodle> *jellyfish
59:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt see its text
59:00 <anonymousmoron> Serenity, i know.. but sometimes they all seem the same :)
00:00 <TheRon> be like the band oasis on the plane??
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <Doodle> last plane trip i went on we drank gin & tonic cos i didnt have any shots and i didnt want to get malaria
00:00 <TheRon> hey giggsy, cop a look at this twat and his little uniform
00:00 <Doodle> cos fuck sopending drinking money on shots
00:00 <Doodle> *spending
00:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
01:00 <TheRon> you can't even break boonies record on the plane anymore
02:00 <Doodle> you can if you fly garuda, they will just keep serving you
02:00 <TheRon> even though dougie walters was the better drinker
02:00 <Doodle> but you only get 5 hours
02:00 <Doodle> so you have to pack a lot in
02:00 <doctor> let us drink to that
02:00 <Doodle> then when you land drunk in a foreign country it makes it all the more exciting
03:00 <Doodle> will i end up at the consulate
03:00 <Doodle> will i end up at the bottom of a swimming pool
03:00 <Doodle> the possibilities are endless
04:00 <TheRon> walking into the cockpit going "i didn't see fucking engaged on the door there, i'm trying to take a piss!"
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <doctor> sounds like a grand adventure to dream about while we drink at our desks
04:00 <Doodle> this coffee isnt really the same
05:00 <TheRon> is it appalling coffee??
05:00 <doctor> the moccona with caramel is quite nice
05:00 <Doodle> no its lovely 
06:00 <TheRon> and the cone??
07:00 <Dugnuts> where what
07:00 <Dugnuts> gimme!
07:00 <Dugnuts> oh
07:00 <Dugnuts> ice cream
07:00 <Dugnuts> nm
08:00 <StrykerX> Junkie
10:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store
12:00 <Lish> Hi
13:00 <psYbR> hey Lish 
13:00 <StrykerX> Hi Lish, asl?
13:00 <xm> ey Lish
13:00 <psYbR> lol StrykerX 
14:00 <xm> are you still in the USA Lish ?
14:00 <Lish> Nah I'm home now
14:00 <Lish> Got home yesterday just finished unpacking and am sitting in front of the fire
14:00 <xm> my holiday started as of this week :D
14:00 <Lish> So damn cold here
14:00 <Lish> Woo, are you doing anything?
14:00 <xm> that would be lovely with the indoors fireplace you have
15:00 <xm> nope. im not the sort to travel
15:00 <xm> ill just be at home reading and doing music stuff
15:00 <Lish> Cool
15:00 <xm> so how many weeks was your holiday just then?
15:00 <xm> i havent seen you online for ages. seemed like a bit
16:00 <Lish> 6.5
16:00 <Serenity> mmm fireplace
16:00 <Lish> Weeks which was nice
16:00 <xm> that's a very nice holiday
16:00 <xm> but rather long. is there a strange sort of relief to come home?
17:00 <Lish> Yeah I was looking forward to coming home
17:00 <xm> shredder?
17:00 <Lish> I missed a little bit of the routine, and shredder
17:00 <xm> my brother and i are dogsitting at the moment... i find it a bit hard
18:00 <Lish> Eating properly, sleeping in my own bed, showering, it's just better at home
18:00 <Lish> Oh really?
18:00 <xm> yeah
18:00 <xm> and it's been vomitting a bit. last vomit had blood too
18:00 <Serenity> :/
18:00 <xm> https://www.dropbox.com/s/6q5qu12ko1cs3yj/Screenshot%202015-05-12%2015.47.26.png?dl=0
18:00 <xm> she seems OK now though
19:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Serenity
19:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm told Pigtard was asking after me
19:00 <Serenity> hey tokwn
19:00 <xm> holidays/travelling would be a good excuse to not eat well i take it
19:00 <Serenity> token
19:00 <Serenity> not sure i wasnt really on last night
19:00 <TokenDaRing> me either
19:00 <TokenDaRing> had uni work to do
21:00 <Serenity> i was driving
21:00 <Lish> If she doesn't drink Xm I'd take her to the vet
21:00 <Lish> Especially if she's lethargic
21:00 <xm> she does drink
21:00 <Lish> That should be ok then
21:00 <xm> did shredder ever vomit blood?
21:00 <xm> and she eats too
21:00 <Lish> No not blood
22:00 <Lish> He's pooped blood
22:00 <Serenity> it might have a little tear in its throat from vomitting
23:00 <TheRon> leek and potato soup with crusty crilled cheese bread
24:00 <anonymousmoron> mmmm cheese
24:00 <xm> Nero used to eat leeks thinking it'd improve his singing
25:00 <xm> TheRon, you up for karaoke soon or something?
25:00 <anonymousmoron> does it?
25:00 <xm> i read that fact as a kid so i never checked it up
25:00 <TheRon> always
25:00 <xm> but maybe thinking it does will boost your confidence
26:00 <xm> like dumbo and his feather
26:00 <anonymousmoron> hmm interesting
26:00 <Serenity> god this sun is delicious
27:00 <StrykerX> Sun?!
27:00 <StrykerX> What's sun?
27:00 <Serenity> yes
27:00 <Serenity> hot stuff in the sky
27:00 <TheRon> alright bruce mcavaney
27:00 <StrykerX> Peaked at 11.5 here today
27:00 <StrykerX> Cooling down now.
27:00 <anonymousmoron> arghh.. natural light!
28:00 <Serenity> its like
28:00 <xm> im getting a bit of sun for once because ive been walking a dog
28:00 <Serenity> 26 here or something
28:00 <Serenity> ok it's 23
28:00 <StrykerX> Lucky
29:00 <Serenity> im sitting in the sun and ita burning me
29:00 <xm> it sure is lucky. i might even use them as lotto numbers
29:00 <TheRon> that thing is hot!
30:00 <xm> i want to be the first man to walk on the sun
30:00 <Ana_Ng> i am the sun
31:00 <Ana_Ng> and ow
31:00 <xm> well im not a qualified chiropractor or child, but i could walk on your back
31:00 <StrykerX> An American who thinks they are the centre of the universe
31:00 <StrykerX> LOL
31:00 <StrykerX> Hi Kavita 
31:00 <Kavita> hi
32:00 <StrykerX> Asl bro
32:00 <Kavita> lol
32:00 <Kavita> 26 F
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol f
33:00 <ShadowLurker> titsorlies
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Kavita: you're about as female as Picard
34:00 <ShadowLurker> picard is pretty female tho
34:00 <TokenDaRing> tits dont make you female
34:00 <ShadowLurker> love for cocks
35:00 <TheRon> bantums?
35:00 <StrykerX> True, tits don't make you female
35:00 <StrykerX> Picard is a good example of this
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ok ok fine
36:00 <TokenDaRing> loving dick and having tits means every fat gay man would be female
36:00 <ShadowLurker> datetimestamped vagina ips or lies
36:00 <StrykerX> However, titsorlies I'll go with
36:00 <ShadowLurker> pix or lies
36:00 <Serenity> stop fucking using my makeup Shadowluker
36:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
36:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
36:00 <StrykerX> Haha
36:00 <Serenity> hahahha
36:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not using it
36:00 <ShadowLurker> wait
36:00 <ShadowLurker> NO
36:00 <Serenity> you ruin my eyeliner!!
36:00 <ShadowLurker> oh sthtop it
37:00 <Serenity> ahaha
37:00 <StrykerX> :o
37:00 <Serenity> 45 bucks an hour for one of those big yellow moving trucks
37:00 <StrykerX> Gettin hot in here
37:00 <ShadowLurker> fark
38:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Blood... All I Need [Abominationz - 2012]
38:00 <StrykerX> Is that with 1 or 2 men?
38:00 <Serenity> fits like 4x more than joes tho lol
38:00 <Serenity> move yourself trucks daz
38:00 <ShadowLurker> this is me tho
38:00 <Serenity> no men
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i can fit 4x more than a normal person
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> yeah you can
39:00 <ShadowLurker> and im not talking about my ring gear
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Serenity> spose with tbe sides up
39:00 <Serenity> and some ropw..
39:00 <Serenity> rooe..
39:00 <Serenity> xhzhsjks
39:00 <Serenity> ROPE FFS
39:00 <ShadowLurker> rope n tarp cant go more than 14ft high tho
39:00 <TheRon> purple rain!
40:00 <ShadowLurker> synergy will get upset
40:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <StrykerX> As if care if the power company has an emo
41:00 <Serenity> you'll care when you're paying fot new power lines
41:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: here's a question for someone like Chris
42:00 <StrykerX> IF you're caught, yes.
42:00 <TokenDaRing> "Would you go furry for a chick?"
42:00 <StrykerX> Hahah
42:00 <Serenity> furry?? o.O
42:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
42:00 <StrykerX> Chris would do anything for a chick
42:00 <ShadowLurker> of that wasnt directed at me
42:00 <ShadowLurker> oh*
42:00 <TheRon> even pay for one?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> he hasnt got any money
42:00 <ShadowLurker> or he would
43:00 <StrykerX> Maybe he could trade the title of his unit for a hooker
43:00 <Serenity> WHATS GO FURRY MEAN???
43:00 <StrykerX> Even then she'd have to think about it
43:00 <TheRon> hairy snatch
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: do you know what a furry is?
43:00 <Serenity> I dont think i do
43:00 <TokenDaRing> google it
44:00 <ShadowLurker> id get a tail for Serenity
44:00 <ShadowLurker> be all purr purr
44:00 <Serenity> whattttt
45:00 <Serenity> people that dress up like furry animals??
45:00 <Serenity> WHAT
45:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
45:00 <Serenity> jesus chris
45:00 <TokenDaRing> and fuck
45:00 <Serenity> christ..
45:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck while theyr'e dressed up as furry animals
45:00 <Serenity> wow
45:00 <Serenity> thats not right
45:00 <ShadowLurker> i look pretty good in a unicorn onesie
45:00 <ShadowLurker> ')
45:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
45:00 <TheRon> a man in a koala suit??
46:00 <Serenity> hahah
46:00 <TheRon> mumbling something about being from the wilderness society?
46:00 <Serenity> might get that onsie out later
46:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: if that's what you're into buddy
46:00 <ShadowLurker> but furry more leans toward headband ears and tail buttplugs
47:00 <Serenity> trust u to know
47:00 <TheRon> Shirty, the slightly aggressive bear!
47:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
47:00 <Serenity> not happening
47:00 <Serenity> ever
48:00 <StrykerX> Meanwhile this weekend...
48:00 <TheRon> hurt so good, c'mon baby make it hurt so good
48:00 <ShadowLurker> buttplugs for all
48:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Speculationz (with E-40) [The Green Book - ]
49:00 <StrykerX> "Tried furry this weekend, loved it" - 3 minutes ago
49:00 <StrykerX> LikeComment
49:00 <Serenity> im not your mum darren
49:00 <TheRon> darren hayes is gay? who knew!
50:00 <StrykerX> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> Turning to your mum replies before 5pm
50:00 <StrykerX> This is gonna be a good night. :D
50:00 <Serenity> hahahah
51:00 <TheRon> does his mum charge $5.95 a minute?
51:00 <StrykerX> $6.95
51:00 <StrykerX> All class
52:00 <Serenity> plus tip
52:00 <StrykerX> Naturally
53:00 <Doodle> hehe tip
53:00 <TheRon> stacked actors stacked to the rafters line up the bastards all i want is the truth
53:00 <Serenity> speaking of furrys
54:00 <Serenity> i could probably be a bear tonight shadowlurker... wearing shorts n realised my legs are like a Forrest
54:00 <Doodle> looool
54:00 <Doodle> bonerkill
54:00 <Serenity> rowr
54:00 <ShadowLurker> nobonerkill
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> id still tap that
56:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWOWjh1wEQ
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BACKPACKER BUSH by Dutch Boys featuring Twank Star Views: 291,728 Uploader: Eric Wareheim Uploaded: Apr 16, 2013 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.74
56:00 <ShadowLurker> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d1/d1e1672c3e35035c74f1496383ba58614b57860e404cf0799419592e9d54eff9.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> jesus
56:00 <Doodle> ty
57:00 <Serenity> i keep looking at all the different mums at the school
57:00 <Doodle> uh oh
57:00 <Serenity> thinkinh... youre all filthy root rats
57:00 <Serenity> every single one
57:00 <TheRon> yummy mummy's!!
57:00 <Serenity> even the old fat ones
58:00 <Serenity> my brain is munted
58:00 <Doodle> beat me to it
58:00 <zaim> off guts
58:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <TheRon> ELO - telephone line
59:00 <Serenity> then the ones who mum and dad are here
59:00 <Serenity> o.o
01:00 <StrykerX> Can you pick the ones who have kids to keep their dole?
02:00 <Serenity> nah its not that kind of area here
02:00 <Serenity> hardly any welfare people
02:00 <TheRon> perth?
02:00 <Serenity> yes. perth isnt one suburb ron
03:00 <TheRon> i thought it was
03:00 <Serenity> ah no.
03:00 <Doodle> theres perth and perf
03:00 <Doodle> sezz and paulie are moving from perf to perth
03:00 <TheRon> is fremantle like frankston?
04:00 <TheRon> mumford and sons - little lion man
05:00 <StrykerX> Nah you don't get knifed in Fremantle for the 45c in your pocket
05:00 <Serenity> no fremantle is a rich area
06:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: if you go through Collingwood, Pieter will knife you and sell your phone on Gumtree
07:00 <StrykerX> Yup
07:00 <StrykerX> With your simcard still in it
07:00 <TheRon> is he dead yet?
07:00 <TheRon> in jail or rehab?
07:00 <StrykerX> Once it's sold, he doesn't care if it's tracked.
07:00 <anonymousmoron> who's Pieter?
07:00 <TheRon> a top bloke
07:00 <StrykerX> Junkie who used to live on here.
07:00 <TheRon> he's a god damn drug addict
07:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, most likely jail
08:00 <TheRon> did a woman say no to him?
08:00 <StrykerX> Cashies stopped taking his stolen goods
08:00 <StrykerX> And his dealer bashed him 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bRMDAQb5o4
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jamie Madrox- This Bitch Views: 19,218 Uploader: Zzzero0 Uploaded: Aug 4, 2010 Duration: 4m37s Rating: 4.90
09:00 <anonymousmoron> oh, right..
10:00 <TheRon> look up arnie the koala and there's pieter
10:00 <anonymousmoron> he does sound like a top bloke TheRon
12:00 <TheRon> what i like about you
13:00 <TheRon> you  hold me tight, tell me i'm the only one gonna come over tonight
13:00 <anonymousmoron> damn.. now that's in my head
13:00 <TheRon> awesome
13:00 <Serenity> armadale, gosnells, midland.. kwinana/rockingham are perths frankstons
14:00 <TheRon> braybrooks, collingwood, wendouree west
25:00 <TheRon> cause there's nothing else to do every me and and every you
25:00 <anonymousmoron> damn you and your songs
25:00 <anonymousmoron> now that's in my head
25:00 <TheRon> excellent
26:00 <slinky_J> oh great
30:00 <TheRon> every single saturday is fathers day
31:00 <TheRon> carlton draught is made from beer
35:00 <TheRon> and tell me if it's still raining there in england
49:00 <TheRon> omaha, somewhere in middle americqa
51:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane
51:00 <TheRon> the man the authorities came to blame
56:00 <stylesp> hmm
59:00 <stylesp> `op
01:00 <TheRon> ruben could take a man out with just one punch but he never did like to talk about it all that much
03:00 <TheRon> potato and leek soup
04:00 <TheRon> 2 leeks, 4 or 5 spuds, bacon and chicken stock
04:00 <TheRon> some cream to finish it off
05:00 <TheRon> i can still hear you sayin' you will never break the chain
05:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac
06:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
07:00 <slinky_J> i like to stack chickens
07:00 <slinky_J> u needa get laid dowg
07:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: thats not all you do with chickens I'm told
08:00 <TheRon> slinky_J is trying to get people to read
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> i have several chickens of various ages and genders in my fridge.
09:00 <slinky_J> ;)
09:00 <TheRon> take a load off annie, take a load for free
10:00 <stylesp> annie?
10:00 <TheRon> the band
11:00 <TheRon> and put the load right on me
12:00 <slinky_J> i needa get some puss 2
12:00 <TheRon> has she got big knockers?
14:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
16:00 <stylesp> ok
19:00 <TheRon> it's a cruel, cruel summer leving me here on my own
21:00 <slinky_J> la la la la I CANT HEAR YOU
21:00 <TheRon> what did people cook for tea tonight?
22:00 <TheRon> jebediah - nothing lasts forever
22:00 <slinky_J> boiling rice now
22:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: you give cooking commentary like Chris does
22:00 <TokenDaRing> "got dim sims in" 'making coffee"
23:00 <slinky_J> ?
23:00 <TheRon> my order is simple, a shitload of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce
23:00 <slinky_J> your problem being?
23:00 <slinky_J> this aint fuckin masterchef dowg
23:00 <TheRon> and thats a lot even for a fat bastard like me
27:00 <TheRon> why has nobody ever seen bargearse??
28:00 <TheRon> lat's dance
28:00 <TheRon> put on your red shoes and dance the blues
36:00 <TheRon> don't everybody chat at once
38:00 <TheRon> all night long, all night
37:00 <fawks> Hnf
38:00 <StrykerX> No.
38:00 <fawks> all da geriatrics make sum noize
38:00 <fawks> Oh
38:00 <fawks> Well then
42:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of geriatrics.. Where's Picard?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: isn't he down in melbourne or something
44:00 <TokenDaRing> ?
46:00 <StrykerX> Oh that's right
46:00 <StrykerX> Sucking off the local cops to get out of a speeding ticket.
46:00 <TokenDaRing> he's probably out hitting the gay clubs
47:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of homos
47:00 <StrykerX> Sup nate
48:00 <nate> hi sexy people!
48:00 <slinky_J> nate baby u make ma heart crazy
52:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11140749_10202795381244353_7880728104254353607_n.jpg?oh=3953f17ebe85b7196e3617d7976545d7&oe=55D6CA66
52:00 <slinky_J> ehe
52:00 <Doodle> [19:38] <fawks> all da geriatrics make sum noize
52:00 <Doodle> toot
55:00 <TokenDaRing> nate just wants to feel Chris put his burrito in him
56:00 <fawks> Lol ily doodle 
56:00 <slinky_J> you seem upset lately token
57:00 <Doodle> <3
57:00 <Doodle> wanna make out
57:00 <fawks> <3
57:00 <fawks> Oui
57:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
57:00 <StrykerX> Racist fucks
58:00 <Doodle> baise raciste
58:00 <nate> zade is back from the beach, those tan lines
58:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: I'm not upset dude :)
58:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: how's it going with stuffing your chickens?
59:00 <Doodle> stuff ya chook m8
59:00 <slinky_J> dunno
59:00 <slinky_J> dont got no chickens
59:00 <nate> steal some
00:00 <slinky_J> naw not a huge chicken fan
01:00 <Doodle> heh
01:00 <Doodle> huge chickens
01:00 <Doodle> \o/
01:00 <Doodle> /U\
01:00 <Dugnuts> you and your big cocks Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Zade> nuh tan is fading so going to spain soon 
02:00 <ooomp> Door knob?
02:00 <Doodle> sure
02:00 <Doodle> if that makes it easier for you
02:00 <ooomp> Hmm
05:00 <Skirmish> The budget along with the people on facebook is making it difficult to remain hopeful that the human race has a future. 
05:00 <slinky_J> wow was looking forward to this Neil Oliver doco on sbs untill he claimed that Christianity was banned in the Roman empire.
05:00 <milk> speaking of stuffed chooks, there have been dingoes hanging around
05:00 <slinky_J> species
05:00 <Skirmish> Why does that statement upset you slinky_J? 
05:00 <slinky_J> it doesn't
05:00 <slinky_J> it's just untrue
06:00 <Skirmish> Why does it make you not want to look forward to the doco? 
06:00 <slinky_J> like you using the word race
06:00 <Skirmish> lol no it's not untrue. 
06:00 <slinky_J> when there is no evidence of a race gene
06:00 <slinky_J> it is untrue
06:00 <slinky_J> the romans allowed christians to practice their faith
06:00 <Doodle> yay religion and politics all within 2 mins
06:00 <Doodle> jackpot
06:00 <Skirmish> I guess you are the guy that believes the American Civil War happened in the 1900's so I can't expect a whole lot from you. 
07:00 <slinky_J> ?
07:00 <slinky_J> I never said that..
07:00 <slinky_J> stop bringing up my payout to that navy seal film as if it were literal
07:00 <Skirmish> For a long while, Christianity was banned in the Roman Empire. The statement if used in correct context is true. 
08:00 <slinky_J> the bible tell you that?
08:00 <TokenDaRing> oh fuc kno
08:00 <Skirmish> Also ... for a long time during the Roman Empire ... christianity didn't even exist. 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> not beehhh
08:00 <TokenDaRing> mirza, fuck off
08:00 <Doodle> far out
09:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... please continue pretending you know things slinky_J. It's entertaining. 
09:00 <slinky_J> I do
09:00 <StrykerX> beehhh got let out of the dentention centre I see.
09:00 <slinky_J> you really need to define christianity
09:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLazRt8s8Wc
09:00 <slinky_J> you mean that there were no churches
09:00 <beehhh> yeah i was there for 8 years 
10:00 <beehhh> they switched the centre to bangladesh now in borneo cnt
10:00 <ooomp> beehhh! What poor country are you trying to desperately trying to immigrate to these days
10:00 <Doodle> nepal
10:00 <Doodle> its a rockin place
10:00 <Zade> lol
10:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh wants to migrate to North Korea
10:00 <ooomp> Not funny Doodle
10:00 <Skirmish> Nothing left for him to set on fire and try his hand at insurance fraud in nepal. 
10:00 <Doodle> yeah i agree
11:00 <Doodle> 2 far
11:00 <ooomp> They've had two earthquakes, too soon
11:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Doodle. They need to have at least 3 to be a rockin place. 
11:00 <beehhh> England madam
11:00 <Doodle> i acknowledge it was in poor taste but my ocd wouldnt let me not say it
11:00 <beehhh> I got me offer letr
11:00 <slinky_J> so negative
11:00 <ooomp> Yeah ok beehhh lol
11:00 <slinky_J> need to chill out
12:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J must be at the opposite end of his rage out cycle. 
12:00 <slinky_J> has life been that cruel to you Skirmish that all you can do is pick on people online?
12:00 <beehhh> my final finals on the 15th n 16th then im bloody done in miri
12:00 <slinky_J> who are you talking to?
12:00 <Doodle> will you two just fuck and get it over with
12:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
12:00 <beehhh> fuck yeah, even the aliens come n gone i never quit
12:00 <Skirmish> He was banned in the roman empire Doodle. 
12:00 <slinky_J> you act as if the people in here care about you and what you have to say Skirmish
13:00 <beehhh> balls of cement
13:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you're going to get sent back to Bangladesh
13:00 <Doodle> mm pot
13:00 <TokenDaRing> where you'll get knifed in the street and left to die
13:00 <beehhh> bangladesh is better cheaper foods
13:00 <slinky_J> it's still oh so sad that you have to find your self worth on irc
13:00 <beehhh> malaysians are broke like you folks
13:00 <beehhh> spend much n less income
13:00 <nate> hi beehhh u stud
13:00 <Doodle> the food is cheap cos its grown in human sewerage 
13:00 <Skirmish> I think you read too much into things slinky_J. Relax mate. 
14:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
14:00 <slinky_J> that's exactly what you do Skirmish
14:00 <Skirmish> If you say so. 
14:00 <slinky_J> just did
14:00 <nate> slinky_J relax dont do it when u wanna get 2 it
15:00 <slinky_J> no real reason to give beehhh shit, he's a pretty optimistic and positive person
15:00 <Doodle> its fun
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax.mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Stereo 3:57)
15:00 <milk> for all the lovers of pizza and pasta, the makers of curry and the masters of stir fry, I present the hamburger
15:00 <Skirmish> lol @ acting like I am the only person that gives beehhh shit. 
15:00 <ooomp> If that's optimism and positivity, we're all screwed
15:00 <Doodle> mmm screwed
15:00 <ooomp> Not in a good way either Doodle
16:00 <Doodle> oh
16:00 <slinky_J> not every comment is about you Skirmish
16:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: beehhh is a fucking ratfaced shit
16:00 <TokenDaRing> why would you defend that turd?
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <slinky_J> because he's amusing
17:00 <Skirmish> Birds of a feather flock together?
17:00 <nate> ugly birds ;D
17:00 <milk> yes
17:00 <StrykerX> Hey I just met you.. And this is craaaazy
17:00 <milk> many birds I've know have been horrifically beaten with the ugly stick
17:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh tried his hand at insurance fraud .... slinky_J scams centrelink payments .... birds of a feather? Kindred spirits and all that? 
17:00 <StrykerX> But here's my number... So call me maybe!
18:00 <slinky_J> I don't scam centrelink payments
18:00 <nate> slinky_J fingers his centrelink officer, thus its a workplace claim ;D
18:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: sounds like something from the northern suburbs of Adelaide would do
18:00 <nate> ohhhhh !
19:00 <slinky_J> well im not from the northern suburbs so im in the clear hey!
19:00 <nate> slinky_J would u date a chick from centrelink :D
19:00 <slinky_J> i dont know
19:00 <nate> i'll line u up@!
19:00 <nate> ow ow ow!
19:00 <StrykerX> nate, staff or receiver?
19:00 <nate> staff
19:00 <slinky_J> not everyone on centrelink is on struggle street
20:00 <nate> a officer worker with a flat bum ;D
20:00 <milk> I'd root centrelink
20:00 <slinky_J> i met one once
20:00 <slinky_J> she was hot
20:00 <Dugnuts> but only if they pay right milk
20:00 <slinky_J> a chick that worked for centrelink
20:00 <Dugnuts> ive met a few good looking girls who worked for centrelink
20:00 <milk> you dont believe in casual sex with govt. employees?
20:00 <Dugnuts> its just an office job
21:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh i thought you were talking about centrelink the instution milk
21:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish is just trolling
21:00 <Dugnuts> as in you would fuck them over
21:00 <milk> nah bra, i'm not gonna burn em down
21:00 <Dugnuts> or rock up to the local office, drill a hole in the wall and have your wicked way with it
22:00 <slinky_J> small caucasian ass > disgusting fat black ass
22:00 <StrykerX> Glory hole at Centrelink?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J just makes sweet love to a pillow
22:00 <slinky_J> your pillow
22:00 <slinky_J> ;)
22:00 <nate> dollars fall out of it
22:00 <Skirmish> Who was that guy that used to come online .... Duds or something similar? 
22:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts reminds me of him. 
22:00 <nate> dudroot?
22:00 <StrykerX> UrMum
23:00 <slinky_J> haha
23:00 <Skirmish> This office smells like puppy breath. 
24:00 <StrykerX> My cats breath smells like cat food.
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: duds, he was a chanop in syd iirc
24:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's him. A very simple fellow. Dugnuts reminds me a lot of him. 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> he was oddly into skating
25:00 <slinky_J> and that superiority complex rears its ugly head again
25:00 <Dugnuts> you remind me of wayno
25:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: you should move down to melbourne and live with chris
25:00 <slinky_J> this is probably why you've never had a hot, intelligent gf Skirmish
25:00 <StrykerX> Wow.. Wayne
25:00 <StrykerX> That name takes me back.
25:00 <TokenDaRing> you could all have coffee with pieter
25:00 <Skirmish> You're making it very hard to believe not everything is about me slinky_J. 
25:00 <slinky_J> Token you went from hating me to loving me
25:00 <slinky_J> back to hating me
25:00 <slinky_J> you on meds dude?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: I'm not you
26:00 <Skirmish> He changes his mind a lot. 
26:00 <slinky_J> no, you're just a little queer.
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I said no to you
26:00 <slinky_J> as in weird.
26:00 <Skirmish> I think slinky_J is moving back towards the rage end of his mood spectrum. 
26:00 <slinky_J> sure, just for you
26:00 <nate> slinky_J just wear some basketball boots, to impress ;D
27:00 <slinky_J> to impress what
27:00 <Skirmish> I know you're struggling when you need to bring up my gf/gf's/significant others slinky_J. 
27:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: what ever happened to your dad, Digerati?
27:00 <slinky_J> my dad is dead.
27:00 <nate> digi is watching startrek on an infinte loop
27:00 <slinky_J> d e a d
28:00 <Skirmish> RIP Digerati. 
28:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish, keep telling yourself that
28:00 <Skirmish> Hey Sunbeam :) 
28:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
28:00 <Sunbeam> hey Skirmish :)
28:00 <nate> hi beamy!
28:00 <Sunbeam> hiya nate :)
28:00 <nate> flash them hi beams
28:00 <slinky_J> coincidently
28:00 <Sunbeam> how's it goin'?
28:00 <slinky_J> I look down on you.
28:00 <Sunbeam> no high beams it's warm here
28:00 <slinky_J> but for good reason.
29:00 <Skirmish> What were you saying about a superiority complex slinky_J? Remind me? 
29:00 <Sunbeam> hi slinky_J :)
29:00 <slinky_J> sup
29:00 <Sunbeam> noralot :P
29:00 <slinky_J> did u come to warm us up
29:00 <Skirmish> With wind chill I think it's below 10 degrees here at the moment Sunbeam. 
29:00 <slinky_J> cause it b freeeezzin tha ding dong
29:00 <Sunbeam> to spread a bit of sunshine
29:00 <slinky_J> haha
30:00 <Sunbeam> lol @ ding dong...my surname is Bell
30:00 <Skirmish> 7.3 degrees with wind chill and it's only 830pm. Going to be a cold morning. 
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <Sunbeam> it's 13C here atm sun is shining and it's warm
32:00 <Sunbeam> T-shirt n shorts weather
33:00 <Skirmish> Back in Australia yet Lish? 
35:00 <Lish> Yup
35:00 <Lish> Yesterday
52:00 <Skirmish> The govt has agreed to do a senate enquiry into food certification, including Halal. 'Secure the redneck voters ... check'. Good work LNP. 
53:00 <Skirmish> ALP*
54:00 <Doodle> oh that reminds me how much i dont care about politics
54:00 <Doodle> must pay my fine for not voting
55:00 <Skirmish> You should have voted. You could have been the vote that stopped this lunacy. 
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: then they find out how much money from Kosher certification goes to Israeli military forces
55:00 <Doodle> yes i should have voted so the less loony people win
55:00 <Doodle> w/evs m8
56:00 <Serenity> my brother just pays the fine lol
56:00 <Doodle> i'm going to claim it on my tax 
56:00 <Doodle> see if they work it out
57:00 <Serenity> raaaggggnn shes in another castle go away
58:00 <milk> Tony abbott is still trying to screw Kevin rudd
05:00 <Doodle> gross
09:00 <nate> id be the cheese in that hamburger ;lD
10:00 <slinky_J> like i did in teh shower
16:00 <Picard> evening
16:00 <Doodle> don't you fkn start
17:00 <slinky_J> LOL!
21:00 <partay> ouch
26:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Pigtard
26:00 <TokenDaRing> heard you were whining about me last night
26:00 <partay> he asked about you all night 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> how cute
27:00 <StrykerX> It must be love
27:00 <StrykerX> He wants your brown hole, TokenDaRing 
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet
28:00 <partay> i bet he is a closet fag 
28:00 <TokenDaRing> he is partay
28:00 <StrykerX> Not really closet
28:00 <StrykerX> He openly admitted he blew men
28:00 <slinky_J> fk me
28:00 <slinky_J> gotta buy a new controller
29:00 <partay> yah.. fags dont care who they fuck
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard can only really suck guys
31:00 <TokenDaRing> he can't fuck them, too much flab and too small a dick
32:00 <nate> did u date him?:)
32:00 <slinky_J> LOL double standards time
32:00 <slinky_J> i play on with the homo shit
32:00 <slinky_J> but you guys really take it to the next level
32:00 <TokenDaRing> shut up pandas
32:00 <nate> the gutter has no other levels ;D
32:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god is he talking
32:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: pandas? yeah
33:00 <slinky_J> Token relax dowg
33:00 <ShadowLurker> sucks to be you guys
33:00 <nate> pandas are cute as, i dont understand :L
33:00 <slinky_J> ShadowLurker and Picard would be one sexy fuck romp.
33:00 <TokenDaRing> he must have a waterproof keyboard because I'm sure he has to be constantly drooling
34:00 <slinky_J> lol naetz
34:00 <slinky_J> Token you do realise that you keep switching sides with whom you like and whom you dont?
34:00 <Skirmish> lol @ sides. 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: does it upset you?
35:00 <slinky_J> no
35:00 <Skirmish> WOT SIDE R U REALLY ON YOU MAKE ME CONFUZED!
35:00 <TokenDaRing> so why do give a shit?
35:00 <TokenDaRing> do you*
35:00 <slinky_J> you dont understand what Im saying?
35:00 <Skirmish> Do the sides have leaders? 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> whats this about sides
36:00 <slinky_J> dont act like the little kid with the "I know you are but what am I" retorts that constant spew from Skirmish's mouth
36:00 <Skirmish> Who is the leader of the dark side? They should totally change their name to Darth.
36:00 <Picard> wow, obsessed much. i say one word and you losers fill the screen with shit about me
36:00 <slinky_J> lol Picard
36:00 <slinky_J> we're loved man
36:00 <Doodle> in de butt
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: says Pigtard who was whining about me last night, while I wasn't even here
36:00 <slinky_J> makin me horny again
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
36:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: Panda is keeping up with who is on what side. Trying to get further details but he is in righteous indignation mode. 
36:00 <Picard> i asked where u were loser
36:00 <zaim> http://haxiomic.github.io/GPU-Fluid-Experiments/html5/?q=UltraHigh
37:00 <slinky_J> I don't need to keep up with anything
37:00 <slinky_J> it's just what goes on
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I'm touched you cared enough to ask
37:00 <TokenDaRing> that's really heartwarming
37:00 <ShadowLurker> oh lol
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - What Goes On.mp3 (3.91MB 192kbps Stereo 2:50)
37:00 <slinky_J> you realise Skirmish that I bait you so that you go on and on about me, to me and others
37:00 <Skirmish> What side do you want to be on ShadowLurker? 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i havnt seen any text from him in over a month its been great
37:00 <slinky_J> wasting your own valuable time.
37:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: the puppetmaster
37:00 <slinky_J> such a smart guy..
37:00 <Skirmish> I am trying to work out who are the leaders of the sides so I can make a call on which side I want to be on.
38:00 <slinky_J> you're going on about nothing lol!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
38:00 <slinky_J> like always!
38:00 <slinky_J> its lolarious
38:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: the only string you pull is the one attached to your penis
38:00 <xm> generally when you play sports at school you start off with two leaders and then one by one they pick their team members... but we're doing the reverse!!!!
38:00 <slinky_J> it's a thick dick bro
38:00 <slinky_J> get on it any day ;)
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It.mp3 (4.36MB 128kbps Stereo 4:45)
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Holden/Chev LS1 Smokescreen Views: 8 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: May 13, 2015 Duration: 0m39s Rating: N/A
39:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
39:00 <slinky_J> wat te
39:00 <Doodle> thats a video i posted like
39:00 <Doodle> 8 hours ago
40:00 <Skirmish> stebie got some hella lag. 
40:00 <Doodle> i'll get the likn, youll like it
40:00 <Doodle> link
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDwI4b8H_HM
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Holden/Chev LS1 Smokescreen Views: 8 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: May 13, 2015 Duration: 0m39s Rating: N/A
40:00 <Skirmish> I want to be on the side Doodle is on. He seems to be a cool kid. 
41:00 <Skirmish> Where was the smoke? 
42:00 <Doodle> coming out of his exhaust m8
42:00 <Skirmish> I figured that is what it meant when the video ended with a massive anti-climax. 
42:00 <Doodle> aw
42:00 <nate> haha anti climax such is life ;D
44:00 <Skirmish> Whilst we're on the topic of commodores ... was at a set of lights in Newcastle with the mrs and a VL with red P plates was in the lane beside us one car ahead doing line lockers waiting for the light to go green. Car behind him was an unmarked cop. Light went green, VL took off, candy lights come on.
44:00 <nate> was this 200 years ago?
44:00 <slinky_J> cute roar
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> 200 years ago
45:00 <Doodle> when vl's roamed the land
45:00 <nate> i was being a dinobore
45:00 <Skirmish> Finally had one of those 'Where are the cops when you need them' moments and they were right there. 
45:00 <slinky_J> lolol
46:00 <slinky_J> you're going to have one of those moments in the future except they wont be there :~
46:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpa5AmNvhw
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Basement Jaxx - "U Don't Know Me" Views: 616,205 Uploader: MisterBrightside Uploaded: Jan 20, 2007 Duration: 3m38s Rating: 4.86
51:00 <Skirmish> Was that an attempt at a veiled threat slinky_J? Cause if it was ... huge LOL. 
53:00 <slinky_J> no
53:00 <slinky_J> but I was wondering what your reaction would be
54:00 <Skirmish> Ok Pieter. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I mean slinky_J. 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: not much difference really
55:00 <slinky_J> Token
55:00 <slinky_J> so you're over whinging about chatters in this room in pm to me now ey?
55:00 <Skirmish> INB4 something about sides. 
55:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
55:00 <slinky_J> you guys are pathetic..
55:00 <Skirmish> Stop calling me black. 
55:00 <slinky_J> Token bitches about Picard when Token was doing it for weeks in pm to me.
56:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would do it for weeks to me 
56:00 <slinky_J> I don't mind going along with you Token so I can call you out on it later because I know you're a dog and that you would do exactly this.
57:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: dude, I've barely ever spoken to you
57:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god still going hey
57:00 <TokenDaRing> stop acting like there was some brotherly bond between us, you delusional fuckwit
57:00 <slinky_J> uhuh
57:00 <slinky_J> it's not what logs say Token.
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure
58:00 <slinky_J> and I'm not saying there was
58:00 <Lish> Lol
58:00 <DoC> lmfao
58:00 <TokenDaRing> you're like some fucked up mix of Chris and Pieter
58:00 <Skirmish> My slinky_J logs show him desperately trying to make friends. 
58:00 <slinky_J> I'm saying I knew you would do your whinging then flip out on me again
58:00 <Skirmish> What do yours show?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont have any logs
58:00 <slinky_J> now you're just attempting to save face on irc ffs
58:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: I said hi to you a few times, doesn't mean we're best buddies dude
58:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing comes thru
58:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
58:00 <slinky_J> get to grips with reality you two.
58:00 <slinky_J> y so srs
59:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
59:00 <slinky_J> this is why you both get so wired up about shit
59:00 <ShadowLurker> zomg he said hi..... orgasm
59:00 <Skirmish> He must be playing opposites now. 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
59:00 <TokenDaRing> it's opposites time with slinky_J!
59:00 <TokenDaRing> never go full Chris, slinky_J
59:00 <slinky_J> keep it up
59:00 <slinky_J> just fooling yourselves.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> depends on what personality he has that hour
00:00 <slinky_J> paulie shut yo fat ass :P
00:00 <slinky_J> I like a bitch with an asshole for a mouth but not a butterface.
00:00 <Skirmish> What?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl at never go full chris
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11259740_10153788164674688_5885349437606953497_n.jpg?oh=b75ddc9068edc9100a8674e4e7b2822b&oe=5602E06D&__gda__=1443588128_954c91421526d7416240916e95d4fcc4
01:00 <Skirmish> I think Chris has it on Panda at times. 
01:00 <Skirmish> He channels Pieter more and more each week. 
01:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10348177_338203899703721_8664179083945398367_n.jpg?oh=0a5a2c26c5323944a43b2d4868945d09&oe=55C874A1&__gda__=1439708029_07418f4005539885589359b35a44aec2
01:00 <Skirmish> Needs to get off the drugs. 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> dem drugs
01:00 <ShadowLurker> nah i dont do drugs
02:00 <slinky_J> I'm not on the drugs.
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i high
02:00 <ShadowLurker> nek minnit having bongs
02:00 <Lish> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> it is amazing that you sit there passing judgement on others and cant seem to see or find the faults in yourselves.
03:00 <Skirmish> It's because I am perfect. 
03:00 <Doodle> my biggest fault is that i have no weaknesses
03:00 <Serenity> I dont want to read arguing anymore
03:00 <Serenity> its boring
03:00 <Serenity> stop right now
03:00 <Doodle> thankyou very much
03:00 <Serenity> im watching kevin hart.. ya'll need to watch kevin hart and get some happy into you
03:00 <Doodle> oh i was singing the spice girls
03:00 <Serenity> lol rob
04:00 <Serenity> im gonna -m right now and if anyone carries on arguing in mains im banning whoever it is. i dont care if its slinky_J Skirmish TokenDaRing or ShadowLurker first one to carry it on is banned for the night
04:00 <Serenity> CAPICHE?
04:00 <Serenity> capische?
04:00 <Serenity> wateva
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wilson Phillips - Hold On.mp3 (4.07MB 128kbps Stereo 4:27)
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ill put my happy into you
05:00 <Doodle> just think of the fat lady from wilson phillips
05:00 <Doodle> and smile
05:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
05:00 <Skirmish> I thought the Wilson Phillips girls were hot. 
05:00 <Serenity> i dont know what wilson phillips is?
05:00 <Doodle> i think she is skinny now
05:00 <Skirmish> Country music girl band. 
05:00 <Doodle> you fucking do sarah
05:00 <Serenity> oh
05:00 <Skirmish> 3 of them I think isn't there?
05:00 <Serenity> i do not
05:00 <Doodle> i know you do
06:00 <Doodle> you know this song
06:00 <Serenity> I DONT
06:00 <Serenity> omg youtube it for me
06:00 <ShadowLurker> chewy chewy chewychewychewy
06:00 <Doodle> lol fuck sake
06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wilson Phillips - Hold On Views: 11,459,610 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 13, 2009 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.85
06:00 <Skirmish> woo I was right. 
07:00 <Serenity> lol @ chewy its not a love song about star wars
07:00 <Doodle> she was like a fat betty boo
07:00 <Serenity> its CHEWING
08:00 <Skirmish> Get some happy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy8SHDwVoxQ
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ratcat - Don't Go Now video clip HQ Views: 825 Uploader: Vic Baric Uploaded: Sep 2, 2011 Duration: 2m50s Rating: 5.00
08:00 <Picard> what did i miss
08:00 <slinky_J> wb
08:00 <Picard> ty Joshua
08:00 <slinky_J> something about dinosaurs
09:00 <Picard> they are still alive
09:00 <slinky_J> and nate being all cute
09:00 <slinky_J> they live up my butt
09:00 <Picard> im sure u enjoy that
09:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
11:00 <slinky_J> https://au.beamly.com/tv-news/2015/05/08/new-star-wars-movie-may-kill-jar-jar-binks-fans-expected-party-2016/?utm_source=facebookads&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=jarjardead_08052015
11:00 <slinky_J> amen
11:00 <Serenity> i want to have an affair with kevin hart
11:00 <slinky_J> then kill off star wars, big amen.
11:00 <Serenity> doodle i know that song
12:00 <Doodle> NO SHIT
12:00 <Picard> Doodle is a handsome man
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Dont Lie.mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
12:00 <Serenity> i didnt know it was them ok!
13:00 <Doodle> [22:05] <Doodle> you know this song
13:00 <Doodle> [22:06] <Serenity> I DONT
13:00 <Doodle> not
13:00 <Doodle> [22:06] <Serenity> I DONT BUT I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
13:00 <Picard> silly child
14:00 <Doodle> she's too busy flicking her bean to some chris rock impersonator
14:00 <stebie> was testing, ironing out some kinks
14:00 <stebie> :P
14:00 <Serenity> he isnt a chris rock impersonator you shut your gob
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> haha
15:00 <slinky_J> I want to Doodle linas like they do on the Discovery Channel unf unf
16:00 <Skirmish> 'Log into your OLS and find the following details'  Details are not listed in OLS. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Assholes. 
26:00 <Liinda> hai Skirmish
26:00 <Skirmish> Hai Liinda, what's news? 
26:00 <Liinda> Not much really Skirmish, how about you?
27:00 <Loof> Skirmish trawling
27:00 <Loof> nothing new here
27:00 <Picard> correct
27:00 <Picard> he fails at life
27:00 <Liinda> Hai Loof
27:00 <Liinda> Hai Picard
27:00 <Loof> h
27:00 <Loof> i
27:00 <Liinda> h
27:00 <Liinda> i
27:00 <Skirmish> lol oh no a girl said hai to Skirmish!!  So trawling. 
28:00 <Liinda> Im not a girlllllllllllll
28:00 <Liinda> Not yet a womannnnnnnnnnnn
28:00 <Loof> all da despo dicks pounce
28:00 <Skirmish> I am good Liinda. Trying to find some details I need for an assignment that are meant to be on the OLS for TAFE and I can't find them.
28:00 <Liinda> Arent all dicks despo in general?
28:00 <Skirmish> Loof is just jealous because he has issues with social interactions. 
28:00 <Liinda> Oh bugger Skirmish, what are you studying? Im sure Ive asked this before
29:00 <Skirmish> Project Management
29:00 <Loof> janitorial studies
29:00 <Liinda> Oh cool, I run projects at work, need help? lol
29:00 <Liinda> More like project rollouts
29:00 <Loof> fuck date
29:00 <Picard> hi Liinda
29:00 <nate> -d +n :D
30:00 <Liinda> LOLnate
30:00 <Picard> lol Loof
30:00 <Loof> Skirmish will be rolling out his penis
30:00 <Loof> Liinda will be laughing
30:00 <Liinda> You saying he has a long penis?
30:00 <Loof> by ant standards maybe
30:00 <nate> its a red carpet :D
30:00 <Loof> possibly
30:00 <Liinda> >.< you guys suck at giving insults <3
30:00 <Skirmish> ^
31:00 <partay> Liinda are you a transition manager ?
31:00 <Loof> no u
31:00 <Liinda> partay nope. want me to be?
31:00 <Liinda> :P
31:00 <partay> Loof you and pictard could be twins 
31:00 <nate> transition like bruce jenna?
31:00 <Loof> what's it like to have pigtard, skumish and partgays erect penises point at you Liinda?
32:00 <Liinda> Loof, its like im a rabbit at rabbit season
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Liinda> DUCK SEASON!
32:00 <Liinda> WABBIT SEASON!
32:00 <Dugnuts> heh
32:00 <Liinda> DUCK SEASON! BANG!!!!!
32:00 <Liinda> except in this case, there will be no banging
32:00 <Loof> ownt
32:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
32:00 <Liinda> ;)
33:00 <Skirmish> Loof needs to control his jealousy when people chat to Liinda. 
33:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
33:00 <Dugnuts> with someone as awesome as Liinda its hard to not be jealous isnt it
33:00 <Dugnuts> :P
33:00 <Liinda> lol awah
34:00 <Liinda> im just a chick who tries to be nice to ppl
34:00 <Picard> lol 
34:00 <Liinda> but if you're a kent, i will be a kent back
34:00 <Picard> Liinda is one of the nice chics, much like amsy
34:00 <Liinda> i have plenty of kent up my sleeve
34:00 <Liinda> awah yeah amsy is nice
34:00 <Liinda> and Serenity
35:00 <Serenity> hellooo lindies
35:00 <Liinda> Hai Serenity
35:00 <Liinda> ears ringing
35:00 <Liinda> ?
35:00 <Liinda> :P
35:00 <Serenity> yep
35:00 <Serenity> ahah
35:00 <Liinda> lol
36:00 <Liinda> Maurice is noce too... actually i think all the women on here are nice
36:00 <partay> pictard amsy thinks you're a creepy ugly fuck too 
36:00 <Liinda> excpet for that one who keeps pm'ing me... kinda weird
36:00 <Serenity> yeah for once theres no wanker chicks here
36:00 <Liinda> cant remember her name at this minute
36:00 <Serenity> all the ones that join are cool
36:00 <Serenity> oh except ana
37:00 <Serenity> but im fairly sure shes got a knob
37:00 <partay> ana is a sour old mole
37:00 <Maurice> Shame the same can't be said for most of the males that join
37:00 <Liinda> isnt there a crazy chick vanessa?
37:00 <Serenity> oh vaness is a bit nutty
37:00 <Liinda> yeah her
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
37:00 <Serenity> but most of us regs
37:00 <Serenity> are cool
38:00 <Liinda> yeah.
38:00 <Liinda> quite frankly, its you guys who are the crazies :P
38:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Ana has a knob. 
38:00 <Dugnuts> crazies?
38:00 <Dugnuts> i resent that missy
39:00 <Liinda> except for you mister
39:00 <Serenity> im not crazy how dare you!
39:00 <Liinda> youre not a guy
39:00 <Liinda> are you!
39:00 <doctor> some just like to share their skeletons to the world
39:00 <Liinda> are you?
39:00 <Serenity> ohh the boys
39:00 <Serenity> no im not a dude
39:00 <Liinda> lol
40:00 <Liinda> nah i like most ppl on here.
40:00 <Skirmish> can you confirm she has a front bottom Liinda? 
40:00 <Liinda> each brings their own level of weirdness to the group and it all lances eachother out
40:00 <Liinda> roger that Skirmish.
40:00 <Liinda> *balances
40:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. 
40:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
40:00 <Dugnuts> i prefeer lances
40:00 <Dugnuts> makes everyone seem like a boil
41:00 <Liinda> lol
42:00 <Serenity> there are quite a few people here who are like boils
42:00 <Skirmish> Like who. 
42:00 <Serenity> YOU
43:00 <Liinda> Awh
44:00 <partay> talking about cray cray 
45:00 <Liinda> lol
45:00 <Skirmish> Mew ... are you on House Rules?
46:00 <partay> Houso Rules
47:00 <Liinda> housos vs fat pizza are touring atm
47:00 <Liinda> i saw a sign somewhere
47:00 <Picard> Mew
48:00 <slinky_J> oh gosh
49:00 <Mew> not that I know of 
49:00 <Mew> Picard
49:00 <Liinda> goodnight all <3
50:00 <Loof> night
50:00 <Loof> don't you have a wife pigtard?
51:00 <Skirmish> Don't you have a life Loof? 
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: I think his wife might have moved out
52:00 <TokenDaRing> so he has no one to yell at
52:00 <Skirmish> Probably a good move to take the kid and get away from Loof and his mental issues. 
54:00 <Loof> time to chop up 4e1_4e
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: how's melbourne, piggie wiggie?
57:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10995572_10153287865751411_5141357136977974407_n.jpg?oh=27d1613b83a550096055ad57f79c0b74&oe=5606A103&__gda__=1438644582_698a00bf273de0fedf56155aacc6429d
57:00 <slinky_J> lel@that
58:00 <slinky_J> gotta post that for loof once hes stoned
58:00 <Skirmish> 13-year-old Beau who called Triple Zero and then delivered first aid after his dad walked into a running chainsaw.
59:00 <Skirmish> How do you walk into a running chainsaw? 
59:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
59:00 <slinky_J> hey loof read this man https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10995572_10153287865751411_5141357136977974407_n.jpg?oh=27d1613b83a550096055ad57f79c0b74&oe=5606A103&__gda__=1438644582_698a00bf273de0fedf56155aacc6429d
59:00 <slinky_J> it's like some deep ass shit dowg.
03:00 <doctor> what does nothing do with their spare time?
03:00 <anonymousmoron> hi
04:00 <doctor> hello
04:00 <anonymousmoron> hi doctor
09:00 <slinky_J> lol doctor
09:00 <slinky_J> stupidest thing I've seen on fb that
09:00 <slinky_J> THAT IS ALL.
09:00 <slinky_J> lel
10:00 <doctor> I don't really get it, if we are nothing and then were are everything, does that make everything nothing?
10:00 <anonymousmoron> hi slinky_J
10:00 <anonymousmoron> good to see you still here :P
11:00 <slinky_J> well the thing with that pic
11:00 <slinky_J> is that the person is really talking about themselves
11:00 <slinky_J> they just dont realise it.
12:00 <Mew>  great interpretation dowg
12:00 <slinky_J> Another confused soul that must wear The Robe doctor.
13:00 <slinky_J> it's not an interpretation it's pure observation and reasoning.
14:00 <simba> thats deep as dawg!
14:00 <simba> facebook has some really thought provoking shit on it! i bet theres all kinds of interesting discussion from like minded folks in the comments!
15:00 <Skirmish> Facebook is the pinnacle of intellectual thought for our time. 
16:00 <Skirmish> Our grandchildren will turn to their mates and say 'Facebook it' like we now say to each other 'google it'. 
16:00 <simba> people already use it as their online hub 
17:00 <xm> every morning i sit there for half an hour carefully crafting a witty Facebook post. editing and backspacing a thousand tokes. then i click to finally post and stare at the screen waiting for likes
17:00 <xm> times*
18:00 <doctor> I like the simpsons shorts people paste on facebook
18:00 <Loof> i like bongs
18:00 <xm> i like nate in shorts
19:00 <simba> does anyone have jeans
19:00 <simba> xm once missed his morning tute because he was so busy crafting the perfect check in message 
20:00 <Loof> i recently stopped wearing trackies when going out
20:00 <Loof> bought some jeans
20:00 <xm> you dont learn anything in tutes!
21:00 <simba> tutes are for practicing n64 games on emulator arent they
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Loof> and learning to pee through a straw
21:00 <Loof> very important
22:00 <simba> ouch
22:00 <anonymousmoron> i found them somewhat useful
22:00 <simba> my mate successfully got a job using his mates pee, he actually pulled it off in the most incredible way
23:00 <simba> he pulled off a wicked scheme instead of not smoking weed for a week or w/e
23:00 <Loof> champion
23:00 <xm> seen that movie Gattaca?
23:00 <xm> he was cheating the system with fake blood, pee, hair etc
24:00 <anonymousmoron> that's a great movie!
24:00 <xm> but that was more about eugenics than weed
24:00 <simba> he basically heatsealed a bag of piss and taped it to his leg all day and when the time came he had a fork with him to burst the bag and use that piss, only he came out of the room holding a jar of piss and still holding the fork he used to jab the bag and had to be like "uhhh it was in my pocket from dinner last night" lol
24:00 <xm> lol
26:00 <Loof> my case manager keeps lying and saying i'm going to be drug tested
26:00 <simba> just say you dont do drugs
26:00 <Loof> when my actual psychiatrist is like "we need to find out if you need less marijuana or MORE"
26:00 <Loof> my case manager hates weed so much
27:00 <Loof> he's fucking my life
27:00 <simba> rape him retarded and get a new 1
27:00 <simba> rape him so hard he cant walk any more
27:00 <simba> and leave him in a ditfch
27:00 <simba> ditch
27:00 <Loof> i want to get off the CTO altogether and get a lawyer
28:00 <simba> u need a lawyer who udnerstands u
28:00 <Loof> a stoner lawyer
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> Loof was on that SBS show Struggle Street. 
28:00 <Loof> that would be ace
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: did they have Pieter and the whole gang too>
28:00 <simba> doesnt SBS just have football
28:00 <xm> i was on Sesame Street. the cute and lovable character better known as Elmo
29:00 <xm> simba, and Hitler documentaries
29:00 <simba> i was through the circle window
29:00 <xm> coming up next.. a documentary on hitler's german shepherd
29:00 <simba> bashing the triangle fans
29:00 <Skirmish> xm: Were you elmo before or after he was linked to child molestation? 
29:00 <simba> lets look through the circle window..... its a group beating on the square window fans
29:00 <simba> wave to the people
29:00 <xm> i quit before then. they replaced me with a hobo
29:00 <Skirmish> lol
31:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/15Tb0av.jpg
31:00 <xm> what's that from?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Danger 5
31:00 <simba> adolf irwin
32:00 <pickles> i got spoonfuls for loof
32:00 <pickles> are u there loof
32:00 <TokenDaRing> pickles: are you retarded?
32:00 <Loof> no i don't want spoonfuls of your bother's cum
32:00 <Loof> u eat them
33:00 <loofterphile> eat my cum pedo
33:00 <loofterphile> dirty dickybird retarded fugnut
33:00 <Loof> *!*@412c2b79.optusnet.com.au added to ignore list.
33:00 <anonymousmoron> a fan of yours Loof?
33:00 <simba> "eat my cum, pedo"
34:00 <simba> wouldnt cum be a liquid?
34:00 <simba> get that guy back in here to analyse his words
34:00 <Serenity> you still eat liquid
34:00 <Serenity> soups a liquid
34:00 <simba> surely you drink cum
35:00 <simba> was that ur younger bro anonymousmoron?
35:00 <simba> r u teaching him 2 troll
35:00 <Serenity> drink, eat, slurp
35:00 <Maurice> Maybe it's chewy cum
36:00 <Serenity> snort
36:00 <Serenity> cum snorter
36:00 <simba> maybe its got bits of sultana in it like a breakfast cereal
36:00 <Serenity> dried cranberry
36:00 <Skirmish> 'Climate change is a UN led ruse'.  
37:00 <Skirmish> lol
37:00 <simba> LOL
38:00 <Skirmish> TIme for dinner. 
38:00 <simba> United Nations run the weather via big machines dont you know anything, theres an old guy in a suit with a white beard that literally runs it from a PC, hes called "The Conductor"
39:00 <simba> you should see the fan that creates wind, its actually Gods personal balls fan for when hes speedrunning mario 64
39:00 <xm> he's got a giant telescope and whenever he sees natives doing rain dances he switches on the clouds there
39:00 <Zade>  aka Colonel Sanders
39:00 <Loof> and his PC is a c64
39:00 <Loof> best computer ever built
39:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm boneless hot and spicey KFC
40:00 <Loof> be computer ever period
40:00 <Skirmish> I love that stuff even though it makes me poop liquid the next day.
40:00 <Serenity> mmm i want kfc
40:00 <xm> did you like the Amiga too?
40:00 <Loof> yep
40:00 <Loof> though atari st had a sound digitiser
40:00 <Skirmish> Evening Kate. :) 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
40:00 <Loof> amiga didn't
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> evening shift complete!
40:00 <Maurice> I forgot KFC was doing boneless chicken
41:00 <xm> yeah, Steinberg's Cubase started on Atarti St
41:00 <Zade> kfc is quite edible at about 5 am
41:00 <Loof> oh serious?
41:00 <xm> one of the earliest music programs
41:00 <Loof> awesome
41:00 <xm> yes
41:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have it for lunch tomorrow before I go buy my basketball boots that are the envy of everyone.
41:00 <Serenity> every time i get it im disappointed
41:00 <simba> u dont play basketball in boots
41:00 <simba> ur thinking of footy mate
41:00 <Skirmish> Have you had the boneless hot and spicy Serenity? 
41:00 <Serenity> nah
42:00 <Skirmish> Get it. It's awesome. 
42:00 <Skirmish> If you can, go get it right now. You won't be unhappy you did! 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> [23:36:57] <Skirmish> 'Climate change is a UN led ruse'.  
42:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
42:00 <TokenDaRing> didn't you read how the UN wants to take away democracy?
42:00 <Maurice> If you can, put your oven on before you go get it, then chuck the chicken in for a bit
42:00 <Maurice> Gets rid of most of the oil
44:00 <stebie> that must be how he takes his cum
44:00 <Serenity> im not going to go get kfc at this time of night lol
44:00 <Skirmish> DO IT
44:00 <xm> there used to be an IRC nutter on here that was obsessed about the UN and circumcision rights: riverqueen
45:00 <simba> that was me
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> a nutter on irc… NEVER
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is impossible
45:00 <simba> do they want circumsizion to be mandatory so no penis escapes 
45:00 <xm> she would come in all the channels and iterate through the nick list... saying who she remembered being cut or uncut
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can't even believe you'd suggest such a thing xm :|
46:00 <simba> lolol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so kinda like a hard core version of me!
46:00 <simba> what a jew princess
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> This chick sounds awesome! 
46:00 <Serenity> lol i remember riverqueen
46:00 <Serenity> she was a fucking psycho
46:00 <Maurice> I think you should all tell us if you're cut or uncut
46:00 <Skirmish> uncut.
46:00 <Loof> was she for or against circumcision?
47:00 <fawks> Llllll
47:00 <fawks> O
47:00 <xm> are you guys experiencing bad lag tonight
47:00 <Maurice> LlllllO
47:00 <fawks> Lolĺlĺllll
47:00 <xm> considering there was that massive net split before i wonder if it's not just me
47:00 <Serenity> nope
47:00 <fawks> Idk I been watching teevs for like 788 hours 
48:00 <simba> RIP to those lost in the netsplit
48:00 <Loof> of 2015
48:00 <xm> a rip in the IRC space-time continuum
48:00 <fawks> And making my sims WooHoo
48:00 <xm> i briefly saw a glimpse of Austnet's future
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Serenity> god i wish it was next week
48:00 <Skirmish> What happens next week? 
48:00 <simba> hows the irc sims house
48:00 <xm> in the future i saw you, and you, and YOU
48:00 <fawks> Time goes byyyyyy  so slowly 
49:00 <Serenity> we move Skirmish
49:00 <Skirmish> WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS PUPPY BREATH SMELL WAFTING PAST ME! 
49:00 <Loof> older you get qucker it goes by
49:00 <fawks> Shut up simbA
49:00 <Serenity> dude brush your teeth
49:00 <Skirmish> Is everything in boxes yet? 
49:00 <simba> sorry
49:00 <fawks> Brush your teeth
49:00 <Serenity> almost
49:00 <fawks> Lolllllllllllll
50:00 <xm> it's nearly midway 2015
50:00 <xm> NYE was like last week
50:00 <Maurice> I don't want it to be mid 2015
50:00 <fawks> Funniest thing simba ever said was that he was going to make a sims character of me then kill it
51:00 <xm> simba you cyber bully
51:00 <Skirmish> Put it in a room and then remove the door? 
51:00 <fawks> Cos your 4th lori?
51:00 <Skirmish> Put it in the pool and remove the ladder? 
51:00 <fawks> 40th
51:00 <Maurice> It's frigging close :/
51:00 <Maurice> 34th :(
51:00 <fawks> Lol
51:00 <simba> making villas in the sims 3 got so real for a while
51:00 <xm> im getting close to 40 too...
52:00 <fawks> Geriatrics
52:00 <Loof> oi
52:00 <Maurice> It's ok, unco man will be 43..
52:00 <fawks> Who
52:00 <Serenity> eww im 29 this year :(
52:00 <simba> ur getting close to 40 years old xm?
52:00 <Maurice> Cam
52:00 <fawks> Old cunts
52:00 <Maurice> Shut up Serenity >.<
52:00 <xm> about 6 years away
53:00 <Loof> the other day on the toilet i accidentally flushed my balls
53:00 <simba> christ in a go kart mate i thought u were like late 20s
53:00 <fawks> Ok
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah I'll be 6 yrs away too
53:00 <simba> like everyone on irc
53:00 <xm> lol simba
53:00 <Skirmish> I was happy to let my birthday pass with little fanfare a few weeks ago.
53:00 <xm> i act like a class clown from highschool i suppose
53:00 <simba> me too Skirmish lol
53:00 <Maurice> I don't feel 33, I still feel about 50
54:00 <Loof> my grandad didn't get his degree till 40, he did ok
54:00 <xm> i dont remember any of my photos -- none. zilch. not even my 21st
54:00 <simba> u hang like ur 50 Maurice
54:00 <xm> any of my birthdays*
54:00 <fawks> Ko8j
54:00 <fawks> Oops
54:00 <simba> /nick Ko8j
54:00 <fawks> Lol
54:00 <fawks> Was cleaning me screen
54:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that means, simba
54:00 <simba> ur boobs
55:00 <Serenity> [9:53pm] <%simba> christ in a go kart mate i thought u were like late 20s
55:00 <fawks> Lool
55:00 <Serenity> ROFL
55:00 <Serenity> i have tears rolling down my face
55:00 <Serenity> and i dont know why
55:00 <simba> YES
55:00 <Maurice> I know why
55:00 <Skirmish> Has Loof enrolled in uni yet? He was getting ready for his Applied Science degree the other night. 
55:00 <fawks> Aw A says christ on a bike :')
55:00 <Serenity> shut up Maurice
55:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> U killed it soz
56:00 <Loof> Skirmish you tard
57:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> nigga I'm thirteen you ten years old I know more about the world than you
57:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> Lolllĺllllll
57:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> XD
57:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> Huhu
57:00 <CRUMBED_CHICKEN> I don't mind it when Loof calls me a tard. If I am going to be judged, I want to be judged by an expert in the field. 
57:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> Yum
57:00 <POPCORN_CHICKEN> NOBS
57:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> Dont
57:00 <Maurice> Why didn't anyone pick FINGERLICKINCHICKEN
57:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> Koz
57:00 <nate> bit kinky ;D
57:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I am goin to pop your corn hole nate you keep bein so damn sexy
58:00 <simba> I_NEED_ATTENTION
58:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> selfishly keepin that big penis to yourself.
58:00 <BEARDED_CHICKEN> Yowzers
58:00 <xm> BEER C.N. DICKHEAD
58:00 <Maurice> Who wouldn't like giving head if it smelled like chicken
58:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
58:00 <Maurice> 'Ooh honey, you smell like a double royal burger today'
58:00 <nate> i think he ment to type spiders
59:00 <Serenity> lightly steamed with garlic chicken
59:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> put that in a bag of gravy and I'm gone suck that dick.
59:00 <nate> is BREADED_CHICKEN gay by chance?:)
59:00 <simba> yes
59:00 <simba> havent you noticed
59:00 <simba> hes been talking about how much he needs dick every day for a while now
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