// #eevblog — 2021-12-02
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00:07:45 <K> oh no, the <hr/> is speaking again
00:08:00 <K> who parsed html with regexes again??!?!/11
00:11:43 <T3sl4> K: oh come on, give it a <br/>
00:12:21 <hsn> <K> who parsed html with regexes again??!?!/11 <<<<<< i actually do :D
00:12:32 <hsn> for web scraping thingy.
00:13:21 <K> are trying to summon Cthulhu ?
00:13:32 <T3sl4> hsn has scrapie
00:13:48 <hsn> scorpion pie ?
00:13:59 <T3sl4> sure, let's go with that
00:17:47 <hsn> fck software fck hardware. why im alive ?
00:18:26 <K> banana
00:18:34 <T3sl4> existence is suffering
00:20:23 <K> but also banana
00:20:39 <T3sl4> ananas > bananas
00:20:54 <hsn> how is it larger
00:21:05 <K> pineapple takes more effort
00:21:19 <T3sl4> it has superior lexicographic position
00:21:38 <hsn> urban lexicographic
00:21:46 <hsn> eevbot version
00:21:46 <EEVBot> hsn: nega-tory, ghost rider!
00:22:00 <T3sl4> hello EEVBot
00:22:07 <hsn> eevbot help
00:22:12 <hsn> eevbot tits
00:22:13 <EEVBot> hsn: nega-tory, ghost rider!
00:22:32 <T3sl4> EEVBot: penis
00:22:33 <EEVBot> T3sl4: nega-tory, ghost rider!
00:22:35 <K> no tits for hsn
00:47:44 <T3sl4> https://i.redd.it/pbexwuluyu281.jpg
00:51:04 <K> wher tits thou
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01:05:19 <K> oh, just in time for my lunchbreak
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01:27:50 <T3sl4> pong
01:40:42 <K> no u
01:43:02 <electrohead> ping
01:43:21 <______> dong
01:43:23 <______> ding
01:43:37 <______> time to hurt small animals
01:44:11 * electrohead slaps ampera
01:44:11 <Sigyn> no plz dont
01:44:27 <K> self harm is not the answer, Ampera
01:44:44 <______> who is ampera I am ______
01:44:46 <______> I have no identity
01:44:48 <______> and do not exist
01:45:04 <electrohead> oh stfu
01:45:05 <electrohead> lol
01:46:13 <Sigyn> That reminds me of the time I joined an aquarium discord and it was manditory to tell them your pronouns so you could get pronoun tags. I just told them they were null and I prefered them not to use pronouns with regards to me and I got banned
01:46:51 <______> you need to phrase it differently
01:46:58 <______> you have to say as I identify as the null gender
01:47:00 <K> null-kin
01:47:02 <______> where I am absent of all gender
01:47:10 <______> ban == oppression
01:47:16 <K> cancel!
01:47:19 <electrohead> this gender/pronoun bullshit is fucking stupid
01:47:25 <______> I've actually considered doing that if I'm ever put in that position.
01:47:35 <______> as it's true, I honestly don't have a gender, because who fucking cares
01:47:49 <______> it's a stupid game where the only winning move is not to play.
01:47:55 <K> is 'twat' a gender?
01:48:01 <electrohead> so then listen to yourself?
01:48:02 <electrohead> lol
01:48:08 <electrohead> K: for you it is :P
01:48:12 <K> haha
01:48:19 <______> twat isn't just a gender
01:48:21 <______> it's a way of life.
01:48:27 <electrohead> have no fear, twat-man is here!
01:48:37 <K> twat-laif y'all
01:48:46 <K> (finger gestures)
01:48:50 <______> twat-man is just a fancy word for hermaphrodite.
01:48:53 <electrohead> lmao
01:56:10 <Sigyn> lol
01:56:29 <Sigyn> Yeah especially on the internet, who cares. I wasn't playing their game.
01:57:29 * T3sl4 serves fresh vegetable soup
01:57:48 <Sigyn> yum
01:57:49 <Sigyn> gimmie
01:57:59 * T3sl4 bowls Sigyn
01:59:47 <T3sl4> it's uh, what all is in here now: black beans, lentils, rice, green peas, split peas, green beans, carrots, onions, garlic, sweet corn, red bell pepper
02:00:02 <Sigyn> brown rice I hope
02:00:06 <T3sl4> aye
02:00:29 <T3sl4> broth is mostly chicken stock plus some soy sauce and fish sauce, and a bit of sugar
02:00:34 <T3sl4> oh and a bay leaf
02:00:53 <T3sl4> should maybe drop in some thyme, but it's not bad like this
02:01:29 <T3sl4> oh and coconut oil, because a lean soup is painfully blah
02:03:04 <T3sl4> Halcyon: https://www.reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/r6d3ac/sunshine/
02:03:05 <EEVBot> [Title] - Reddit - Dive into anything
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03:06:30 <watcher> Hello
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03:26:53 <TheDude> hi
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03:55:29 <TheDude> ______
03:55:33 <TheDude> fascinating nickname
03:55:40 <______> hi TheDude
03:55:44 <______> how are you
03:55:55 <TheDude> pretty good
03:56:01 <TheDude> you must love ascii art
03:56:21 <TheDude> because you get pinged every time someone draws something in here :D
03:56:21 <______> why is that
03:56:26 <______> oh
03:56:50 <TheDude> so, how are you?
03:56:59 <______> I am very ______ today.
03:57:14 <TheDude> underscoring? not scoring enough?
03:57:19 <______> nothing
03:57:24 <______> I have no feelings and do not exist
03:57:32 <______> I'm not real
03:57:52 <TheDude> I am in war mode today, personally
03:58:09 <______> another yugoslav war?
03:58:13 <TheDude> fighting the fucking fruit flies that thought my apartment would be a good place to settle
03:58:22 <TheDude> yeah, it's almost as vile as that
03:58:41 <______> fruit fly is a pretty intense way to refer to albanians.
03:58:43 <K> vacuuum them fuckers up
03:58:46 <______> or serbs, take your pick
03:58:47 <TheDude> good fucking god I hate them so fucking much
03:58:59 <TheDude> I've been vacuuming their shit
03:59:04 <TheDude> placing traps and whatnot
03:59:07 <TheDude> cleaning shit
03:59:13 <K> no, just vacuum the flies
03:59:15 <TheDude> and they still won't leave me the fuck alone
03:59:39 <TheDude> their shit = them
03:59:41 <K> that helped me anyways
03:59:43 <______> one thing that has always blown my mind about europe is their aversion to screens in their windows.
03:59:44 <K> ah
03:59:44 <TheDude> flies are shit
03:59:52 <TheDude> but yes, their numbers have been reduced
03:59:57 <TheDude> but even one is too many
03:59:58 <______> when I last visited germany, we got attacked by flies all the damn time just because they could fly right in
04:00:09 <K> screens are no much use for fruitflie
04:00:16 <TheDude> yup
04:00:25 <______> great for skeeters
04:00:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ______
04:00:44 <TheDude> IDK why I had to google that
04:00:53 <TheDude> yes, they do work on mosquitoes
04:02:35 Nick: ______ is now known as Ampera
04:02:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Ampera
04:02:48 <Ampera> do they have skeeters in Slovenia, TheDude?
04:03:12 <TheDude> yes, the worst kind
04:03:25 <TheDude> the asian fuckers that attack even during daytime
04:04:01 <TheDude> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aedes_albopictus
04:04:03 <EEVBot> [Title] - Aedes albopictus - Wikipedia
04:04:12 <TheDude> oh, you have them, too
04:04:49 <Ampera> yeah skeeters happen all the time
04:04:55 <Ampera> well, except during the winter I guess
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04:05:07 <TheDude> personally, I'd be willing to wipe them off the planet
04:05:11 <TheDude> ecosystem be damned
04:05:27 <Ampera> I feel the same way about Slovenes.
04:05:54 <TheDude> the ecosystem would thank you for that, you twit
04:06:20 <Ampera> lol
04:06:28 <TheDude> but seriously, though
04:06:49 <TheDude> if the magic jewel glove thing existed and you could snap half the mosquito population away
04:07:02 <TheDude> I'd snap that shit till the gems fell out
04:09:04 <TheDude> https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-total-population-of-mosquitoes-around-the-whole-world
04:09:06 <EEVBot> [Title] - What is the total population of mosquitoes around the whole world? - Quora
04:09:14 <TheDude> so like 55 snaps
04:09:29 <TheDude> that would ensure that the last living one is cut in half
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05:38:25 <T3sl4> TheDude: https://i.imgur.com/Gbsm2g9.gif
06:11:50 <DHess_US> Hitler is informed of Omicron variant, https://youtu.be/rX2fNg0x2uk?t=7
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08:00:55 <TheDude> alright
08:01:14 <TheDude> I've slaughtered a fair amount of fruit cunts today
08:01:33 <TheDude> I hate fruit flies so god damn much
08:01:44 <TheDude> annoying fucking little shit
08:01:46 <TheDude> s
08:01:53 * electrohead sprays vaginal juices onto TheDude
08:02:06 <TheDude> ಠ_ಠ
08:02:26 <T3sl4> oh you got some drosophila?
08:02:26 <TheDude> a yeast infection would probably attract those little fucks
08:02:38 <electrohead> there you go lol
08:02:59 <TheDude> anyhow, I put a bunch of sugar in a glass bottle
08:03:14 <T3sl4> i had some for a few months here, finally trapped enough of em in a ziploc bag and tossed em out
08:03:19 <TheDude> poured over some lukewarm water and added a pinch of instant yeast
08:03:49 <TheDude> shook it all up to get it going
08:04:02 <TheDude> then added a couple of drops of dish detergent
08:04:15 <TheDude> and set that fucker up for them with an inverted cone as an entrance
08:04:24 <T3sl4> i also have fungus gnats related to my poorly watered spider plant, but that's kinda just gonna happen at this point, and at least they're a bit less annoying (and much less numerous if i've been loose with trash management) than fruit flies
08:04:29 <TheDude> came back to a fair number of them trapped in the suds
08:07:28 <T3sl4> yeah, some combination of sweet, fragrant and fermented (vinegar as well) draws them in nicely
08:07:45 <TheDude> yeah, I know
08:07:57 <TheDude> but the smell of vinegar would drive me out of the apartment
08:08:04 <T3sl4> i think they're also just generally interested in new and foody scents, though they might not try to land on things
08:08:08 <TheDude> so that's not an option in my case :P
08:08:24 <T3sl4> which means they're rather annoying when you're just having a bite or a drink :P
08:08:37 <TheDude> insanely fucking annoying
08:08:59 <T3sl4> rather good fliers too, hard to clap
08:09:06 <TheDude> I was having so much anxiety just trying to eat a sandwich earlier
08:09:25 <TheDude> yeah, they avoid the hose of the vacuum too damn well
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08:12:07 * T3sl4 shoots a spitball right at arch's forehead
08:13:31 <arch> that's nothing. i used to use chalk as ammo in a blowpipe
08:13:56 <T3sl4> a friend once swallowed a roofing nail doing that
08:14:34 <T3sl4> we were using PVC tube and nails to land hits in cardboard, he breathed in a little too late and, well... :P
08:14:45 <T3sl4> (passed fine, as far as we know)
08:20:55 <DHess_US> Was looking for the can on spray insulating foam I bought months ago for a project, and all I found was the cap.
08:21:12 <T3sl4> best way to find the can is buy a new one
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08:59:02 <Halcyon> Morning
09:02:07 * Ampera hugs Halcyon
09:02:13 <Halcyon> :)
09:02:14 <Ampera> how are you doing HAL?
09:02:17 <Halcyon> Tired
09:02:19 <Halcyon> How are you?
09:02:24 <Ampera> I'm cooking, want to do a call?
09:02:30 <Halcyon> Bit later, I just woke up
09:02:33 <Halcyon> Stupid bird
09:02:35 <Ampera> alright
09:02:39 <Ampera> I'm making steak
09:02:43 <Halcyon> Yummy
09:02:47 <Ampera> and semi-brown koshihikari
09:03:01 <Ampera> happy December btw
09:03:05 <Halcyon> \o/
09:03:49 <Halcyon> The sun is finally out, it's been raining here for 2-3 weeks
09:04:34 <Ampera> is your NBN fixed
09:04:42 <Halcyon> Yeh
09:04:49 <Ampera> nice
09:04:55 <Halcyon> Faulty port at the node, damaged in the storm 3 weeks ago
09:14:12 * electrohead gropes Halcyon's face
09:14:46 <Halcyon> :D
09:14:55 <Halcyon> How are you electrohead ?
09:15:05 <electrohead> amazing!
09:15:20 <electrohead> you have a phone call inbound in a few minutes
09:15:54 <Halcyon> Can you give me a few minutes longer? Need to poop
09:16:15 <electrohead> Hell yes I can, lol
09:16:24 <Halcyon> Bahaha then I need to call Ampera
09:16:30 <Halcyon> Because he loves me more :P
09:16:45 <electrohead> Goof lol
09:16:47 <electrohead> :P
09:24:12 <Ampera> nah you can call him, I've just sat down to eat
09:24:15 <Ampera> I love you, but I love food more
09:30:20 <T3sl4> https://i.imgur.com/8BzLWkq.jpg
09:32:24 <T3sl4> also, Ampera https://i.imgur.com/9WVnjOa.jpg
09:33:31 <Halcyon> That's better
09:33:40 * Halcyon hearts Ampera
09:33:43 * T3sl4 noogies Halcyon
09:33:53 <Halcyon> :D
09:33:56 <Halcyon> Herro T3sl4
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09:41:07 <Halcyon> Give me 5 electrohead
09:41:35 <electrohead> Ring ring, fucker
09:41:37 <electrohead> lol
09:42:00 <Halcyon> Just trying to work out why this domain registration failed, because fucking TPP wholesale don't give you any details
09:42:14 <electrohead> Of course
09:44:35 <Halcyon> Now I'm on the support chat with some muppet.
09:45:00 <Halcyon> The stupid thing is, I'm the reseller, I should be able to push domains through registration as long as they meet the required rules
09:49:51 * electrohead hires big bird to join the chat
09:57:18 <Halcyon> electrohead, do you want to do The Discords or Signal?
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11:01:42 <Nothing\> i just realized the simpsons is trying to control us
11:02:45 <Nothing\> i just noticed a classic example of doublethink in the simpsons canon, lisa is a staunch animal rights activist, yet she loves horses and horse riding and things of that nature, despite how inevitably cruel practices in horse riding are
11:02:52 <Nothing\> it's a fuckin doublethink
11:03:31 <Nothing\> and tbh, ever since i read about doublethink and doublespeak i've been seeing them EVERYWHERE it's terrifying
11:03:36 <Nothing\> literally
11:04:31 <Nothing\> i mean i'd heard of doublethink but i barely understood it. I still don't quite get it despite being able to see an example and say "that's it there." it's one of those things.
11:05:08 <Nothing\> i guess it's just hard to grasp on account of its contradictory nature in general
11:33:30 <T3sl4> Nothing\: character dilution. lisa's drift away from staunch environmentalism, animal rights etc. is as inevitable as the dollars earned by fox
11:41:50 <Nothing\> Disney
11:42:05 <Nothing\> but yeah, that might as well be doublespeak too
11:42:10 <Nothing\> fox being part of disney
11:42:24 <Nothing\> or something like it
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11:51:02 * electrohead waves
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13:56:06 * Halcyon slaps electrohead with cheese
13:56:24 * electrohead covers himself in swiss
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14:02:26 <Nothing\> huh
14:04:29 <Nothing\> that japanese doomsday cult that did that sarin gas attack on the tokyo subway in the 90's, aum shin rikio used to have this big underground nintendo/super nintendo pirating ring where they'd have slaves working for them pirating games and selling devices for pirating
14:05:16 <Nothing\> they had stores all over japan that sold games dirt cheap, even for pirated ones because they were literally made with slave labor
14:05:46 <Nothing\> they probably didn't sell much in the way of legit stuff
14:05:58 <Nothing\> other than maybe second hand, or modified
14:06:21 <Nothing\> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN8eqgE3rb4
14:06:22 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: Hong Kong 97: How The Most Controversial SNES Game Was Made - Game History Secrets
15:03:46 <Halcyon> electrohead you bitch
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15:46:57 <arch> night weirdos
15:55:14 <Halcyon> Night arch
15:55:19 <DHess_US> Alpha Weirdo to you.
15:56:34 <DHess_US> https://i.redd.it/n43ja3b0iq281.jpg
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16:00:01 <Halcyon> Hahahah
16:10:34 <Halcyon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3-UugI0JoA
16:10:35 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: 11Foot8's Evil Little Brother
16:10:40 <Halcyon> This is kind of relaxing to listen/watch
16:31:32 <DHess_US> Why don't they hang a steel I-beam in front of it?
16:32:41 <steve30> lol
16:32:53 <steve30> we have a bridge like that which lorries keep getting stuck under
16:33:36 <steve30> they put a height sensor in front of it now
16:34:18 <Halcyon> Should be automatic loss of licence if you hit it
16:34:27 <Halcyon> If you can't see all the farken signs, you shouldn't be driving
16:34:59 <steve30> I'd consider the vehicle/goods damage and potential loss of job to be punishment enough :)
16:35:27 <Halcyon> Softie :P
16:41:53 <DHess_US> But if they hung an I-beam in front of it, at least they would not risk expensive damage to the bridge.
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