// #d&d — 2012-07-28
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00:53:50 <Mort-> God
00:54:01 <Mort-> I won't be available tomorrow
00:54:17 <Mort-> Mort can't be played for a month
00:54:20 <Mort-> Just so you knew
00:54:22 <Mort-> Know
00:54:25 <Mort-> Busy.
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01:22:52 <Brunius> Avatar: I just found a crashed helicopter
01:22:55 <Brunius> You are jelly
01:22:58 <Brunius> I can tell
01:38:38 <Avatar> a working helicopter, maybe
01:38:49 <Brunius> They're back in this update!
01:39:56 <Mort-> Hm
01:42:16 <Mort-> I wonder if i should feel guilty or something
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01:51:20 <Avatar> I'll download this update so I don't run into grief later with trying to get it updated
01:51:41 <Avatar> how long has 1.7.2.4 been out
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01:58:32 <Brunius> About a day
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02:02:53 <Mort-> Pant
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03:59:56 <diebot> Mort-, try again to steal Stevens cookies ftw!: [1d20=15] 18
04:03:12 <Steven> you find no cookies.
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04:06:01 * Mort- goes off to a corner and glowers at Steven
04:07:07 * Steven eats a cookie
04:20:52 <Steven> !throw 1d14
04:20:52 <diebot> Steven, 1d14: [1d14=6] 6
04:21:54 <Steven> !throw 1d21
04:21:55 <diebot> Steven, 1d21: [1d21=16] 16
04:22:57 <Steven> !throw 1d21
04:22:57 <diebot> Steven, 1d21: [1d21=5] 5
04:26:03 <Mort-> Wtf?
04:26:15 * Mort- growls
04:26:36 * Mort- charges at steven to tumble him over for cookies!
04:26:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 tumble
04:26:54 <diebot> Mort-, tumble: [1d20=4] 4
04:26:58 * Steven side steps and watches mort slam into a wall.
04:27:14 * Mort- rubs her furry head. Ow.
04:27:33 * Mort- walks up to Steven and tries shaking him for cookies
04:27:50 <Steven> opposed str check?
04:27:51 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+0 shake Steven for cookies
04:27:51 <diebot> Mort-, shake Steven for cookies: [1d20=17] 17
04:27:58 <Mort-> Yeah it took a while
04:28:08 <Steven> theres no way you have a 10 str...
04:28:19 <Mort-> Lol why not
04:28:25 <Steven> ive seen a picture of you.
04:28:54 <Mort-> Actually using my wizards stats
04:29:12 <Steven> oh... so we doing this with character stats....
04:29:26 <Mort-> But even my own by the d&d alignment thing. Still have 11 str
04:29:44 <Mort-> Except sleight of hand would be +0
04:29:46 <Steven> mort, if you have an 11 str by comparison i prolly have a 20...
04:29:50 <Mort-> Uh +1
04:29:59 <Mort-> Since i have 12 dex
04:30:25 <Mort-> According to d&d Alignment thing
04:30:38 <Steven> i dont remember my stats, but they were out of control
04:30:57 <Steven> it was like a 40 point buy level of stats lol
04:35:06 <Mort-> 43
04:35:07 <Mort-> Actually
04:35:24 <Mort-> But might be due to the fact you're a braggard ;)
04:35:39 <Mort-> And I'm just being humble ^^
04:37:16 <Panda> no games on this weekend?
04:37:25 <Steven> you wanna GM one panda?
04:37:25 <Brunius> Doesn't look like it
04:37:29 <Brunius> People can't GM all the time
04:37:38 <Brunius> I'm sworn off GMing due to lack of experience (and cash)
04:37:50 <Brunius> The regular GMs probably just want a break
04:38:10 <Steven> panda, run first steps this weekend....
04:38:15 <Steven> i believe in you...
04:50:12 <Steven> mort.....
04:50:23 <Steven> pick a class that doesnt suck....
04:50:58 <Steven> classes that suck to me= summoners and magus
05:23:55 <Mort-> Lol why :p
05:24:02 <Mort-> I'm fine with them
05:24:30 <Mort-> Actually I'm begining to find inquisitor boots very comfortable
05:24:39 <Mort-> Mmph :p
05:33:20 <Steven> thinking an oracle...
05:38:46 <Steven> !throw 1d21
05:38:48 <diebot> Steven, 1d21: [1d21=15] 15
05:40:22 <Steven> ugh! why didnt i think of this sooner... mort good job
05:40:41 <Steven> playing a home brew... spell breaker inquisitor
05:43:52 <Mort-> Lol
06:36:45 <Steven> watchin me some samurai champloo
06:59:58 <Steven> Half Orc Spellbreaker Inquisitor... yeah
07:02:06 <Steven> so great axe or falchion?
07:02:06 <Mort-> Lol
07:02:16 <Mort-> Falchion
07:02:38 <Steven> great axe it is!
07:03:15 <Mort-> More crits ftw
07:03:16 <Mort-> I wish i had brought a falchion along :(
07:03:40 <Steven> think im just gonna go one handed weapon and a shield
07:03:46 <Panda> who would want a dnd 3.5 game? weekly
07:03:53 <Panda> only taking expressions of interest
07:03:56 <Mort-> As it is i think the most efficient way for me to fight atm is to fight naked with mage armor and a falchion
07:04:00 <Panda> at this point and when people could do so
07:04:01 <Panda> so pm me
07:04:06 <Mort-> 21ac and insane attack
07:04:28 <Mort-> Sword and board I'm at 20 ac ><
07:04:32 <Steven> zero interest here panda, i've no love for 3.5
07:04:51 <Mort-> Mek said he's running here
07:04:59 <Mort-> So id wait for him to st
07:05:02 <Mort-> Run
07:06:00 <Mort-> Criting 2 handed was awesome.
07:06:26 <Mort-> 2d8+18
07:06:30 <Mort-> At level 2
07:08:26 <Steven> im going to have a falchion on me so i can hand of the acolyte it.... 2d4+str @30 feet
07:14:49 <Avatar> why would you ever run a 3.5 game ever again now that we have pathfinder?
07:18:37 <Panda> well i can make my own pathfinder modules or something then maybe i'd do pathfinder
07:24:51 <Steven> you mean an adventure path/homebrew?
07:25:14 <Steven> hmmmmmm
07:25:42 <Steven> 18/12/14/10/16/8 Half-orc Spellbreaker Inquisitor
07:36:09 <Steven> i swear... walter built these flaws to just be a total dick... -3 reflex saves... -4 to melee or ranged attacks... -6 initiative
07:37:30 <Steven> one of them is -2 penalty to attack and damage and -2 will save vs fear against dragons/aberrations/undead
07:37:34 <Steven> your choice...
07:38:02 <Steven> think imma just pick dragons
07:38:29 <Steven> because usually dragons are a one of in a homebrew
07:40:58 <Steven> think imma pick Black Sheep: Never able to use a hero point to reroll a die or have somebody else spend a point for you to be able to do that
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07:53:42 <Brunius> Baldurs Gate reboot on Sep 18 guys
07:54:51 <Avatar> Never played the original
07:55:07 <Brunius> Woah, neither did I
07:55:10 <Brunius> What a coincidence
08:00:15 <Avatar> why are you advertising it then
08:00:36 <Brunius> Because apparently people here are interested in it
08:01:00 <Avatar> who said that
08:01:07 <Brunius> Ballig
08:01:29 <Avatar> when
08:01:41 <Brunius> Ages ago
08:02:00 <Avatar> why are you talking in red
08:02:10 <Brunius> Because I can
08:02:19 <Brunius> I can talk in blue
08:02:26 <Brunius> Or green
08:03:37 <Steven> i can talk in black
08:03:45 <Brunius> Watch out
08:03:51 <Steven> i know right?
08:03:52 <Brunius> We got a badass over here
08:04:14 <Steven> fo sho
08:25:51 <Steven> so.... how bout those tasty foods....
08:26:06 <Steven> somebody made me bacon and eggs...
08:26:08 <Steven> woot woots
08:26:14 <Brunius> You reckon I should make Rocky Road at 10:30pm?
08:26:26 <Steven> how long it take to make it?
08:26:33 <Brunius> I can't even remember
08:28:18 <Brunius> About an hour I think
08:28:56 <Steven> you wanna be up for another hour and a half?
08:29:03 <Brunius> Eh, not fussed
08:29:07 <Brunius> I don't have school tomorrow
08:29:29 <Steven> make it then
08:30:17 <Avatar> make it make it
08:30:22 <Brunius> Why
08:30:27 <Avatar> 10.30pm isn't even a factor
08:30:29 <Brunius> I could sit here and play crysis instead
08:30:37 <Avatar> crysis won't give you chocolate
08:30:41 <Brunius> You realise you won't get any
08:30:47 <Avatar> obv
08:30:58 <Avatar> only mort thinks she can get cookies through IRC
08:31:23 <Mort-> But i have!
08:31:29 <Avatar> cmon mort
08:31:32 <Mort-> Virtual cookies!
08:31:46 * Brunius asks Mort- whether he should make Rocky Road
08:31:50 <Mort-> People used to give me cookies...
08:31:58 <Mort-> Yes go for it
08:32:08 <Mort-> It sounds tasty!
08:32:14 <Steven> no we gave you 1s and 0s and let you convince yourself they were cookies
08:34:12 <Brunius> Across this new divide....
08:35:22 <Steven> Evocation spells usually require a reflex save if memory serves
08:37:44 <Avatar> why are you still asking anyone
08:37:46 <Avatar> just make it !
08:38:02 <Brunius> Because I'm tired and don't want to think for myself?
08:38:26 <Avatar> yeah I just told you to make it
08:39:08 <Steven> you're at 3/3 people in favor of rocky road
08:39:22 <Brunius> Yeah, but none of them is me
08:39:33 <Avatar> so you don't want to think for yourself
08:39:39 <Avatar> but you don't want anyone to help you make the decision either
08:40:17 <Brunius> Hey, I didn't say I wanted people to pull my thought processes apart either
08:41:41 <Steven> jeeze.... talk about a picky sheep
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08:45:07 <spider21b> hoi
08:50:50 <Brunius> Hey guys
08:51:03 <Brunius> Let's discuss the potential storylines for Hl3
08:51:06 <Brunius> it will be great
08:51:48 <Steven> whats hi3
08:52:03 <Brunius> that's an l
08:52:08 <Brunius> not an i
08:52:31 <spider21b> hhi
08:52:38 <War_Wrecker> Hello
08:53:42 <spider21b> whatcha up to?
08:55:49 <N2H4> Gordon Freeman is going to beat stuff in the face with a crowbar.
08:55:56 <Brunius> :O
08:58:42 <N2H4> If I remember, one of the physics goals they had for it, was setting the bar for realistic water.
08:59:21 <N2H4> To a level no video game has really done so far. As in, stuff that'll flow and react to gravity and changing scenery, boil and freeze.
09:00:48 <Brunius> Huh
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09:39:23 <Avatar> huh
09:57:05 <Mort-> Night all
10:02:07 <Brunius> Mentlegen
10:05:58 <Mekkis> what's that?
10:06:25 <Mekkis> Oh
10:06:34 <Mekkis> Happy belated System Administrator Day!
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10:29:22 <Brunius> Sigh, steam is playing up
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10:39:09 <spider21b> hi
10:39:26 <Mekkis_T41> hi
10:44:00 <Mekkis> there's a chance I might feel like running something tomorrow
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11:44:12 <Paeddyn> Howdy
11:44:23 <Paeddyn> I am looking for a Chameleon Character sheet, if anyone knows of one
12:36:25 <MekkisScreen> what's that
12:55:43 <Paeddyn> An ultimate class for rogues
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13:12:27 <Steven> what up...
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16:05:02 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
16:05:02 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Jul 23 04:43:35 2012
16:05:02 <***> Buffer Playback...
16:05:02 <***> Playback Complete.
16:06:40 <Avatar> torrent's not working again
16:06:44 <Avatar> wonder what's going on
16:15:19 <Mekkis> what does a traceroute say?
16:15:25 <Mekkis> Brunius...
16:15:35 <Brunius> Mekkis...
16:15:52 <Mekkis> How did you think I ran the chase scene last session?
16:16:14 <Brunius> It was good
16:16:26 <Brunius> I would have preferred a little more clarity about what we needed to do
16:19:05 <Mekkis> yeah
16:19:07 <Mekkis> it's a toss up
16:27:28 <spider21b> whats up?
16:35:53 <Avatar> a toss
16:40:08 <Paeddyn> Brunius; dayZ?
16:40:21 Paeddyn is now known as Dariuas
16:40:23 <Brunius> Jaja
16:40:28 <Dariuas> Nod
16:40:35 <Dariuas> I was about to load it up :o
16:41:31 <Avatar> mine's saying bad version, even though it's on 1.7.2.4
16:41:42 <Dariuas> Avatar run Six Launcher
16:41:46 <Avatar> I did
16:41:59 <Dariuas> Odd
16:42:13 <Dariuas> DayZ Ver: 1.7.2.4 | Latest A2:OA final 1.62. Client 95248 | or 1.62 beta Client 95417 | Gamespy: Should be ok'
16:42:15 <Brunius> Are you sure the server is on it?
16:42:59 <Avatar> maybe not, it got onto a US one
16:44:42 <Dariuas> Hey Avatar
16:44:54 <Dariuas> do you know of an Ultimate Rogue Character Sheet floating about the webs?
16:46:08 <Mekkis> what's that?
16:46:31 <Dariuas> Pathfinder Rogue classes from the Ultimate Book
16:47:36 <Avatar> no I've never heard of it
16:47:41 <Avatar> I saw you talking about it before
16:47:53 <Avatar> where did you hear about it
16:48:09 <Dariuas> its what I play in our game
16:48:20 <Avatar> what
16:48:32 <Avatar> no the character sheet
16:48:35 <Dariuas> I play in a pathfinder game
16:48:51 <Dariuas> Oh, was hoping one was created for advanced rogue classes
16:48:55 <Dariuas> Like they have for various others
16:49:12 <Avatar> I've never heard of sheets created for specific classes
16:49:41 <Avatar> we use mostly text based sheets in our games, and they're customisable to be whatever you want them to be
16:49:47 <Dariuas> hmm
16:49:49 <Dariuas> I can link you a few
16:50:01 <Dariuas> http://www.pathfinderdb.com/character-sheets
16:50:05 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/profiler
16:55:03 <Mekkis> cool
16:55:07 <Mekkis> prototype 2 is out
16:56:55 <Avatar> I feel a bit silly getting prototype 2 knowing I haven't quite finished prototype 1 yet
16:57:01 <Avatar> even though I thought it was great
16:57:10 <Dariuas> I didn't beat prototype 1
16:57:13 <Dariuas> and beat proto 2
16:57:15 <Dariuas> It was great
16:57:21 <Avatar> why didn't you beat 1
16:57:29 <Dariuas> got kinda bored
17:06:59 <Mort-> I'm back
17:07:05 <Mort-> Again
17:07:19 <Mort-> Mort can't play for a month
17:07:25 <Mort-> Just so everyone knows
17:07:48 <Mort-> Stuck at level 3
17:08:02 <Mort-> For a month
17:19:28 <Steven> sucks to be you fo sho
17:19:54 <Avatar> we heard you before mort
17:20:31 <Steven> i didnt hear.... or more importantly i didnt pay attention
17:20:52 <Avatar> or so it's for your benefit
17:20:57 <Avatar> oh*
17:22:24 <Steven> i guess.. i wont file the information though as its irrelevant for my well being
17:24:11 <Avatar> should we start repeating things for you
17:28:46 <Steven> if you want
17:28:51 <Steven> doubt it will do much good though
17:31:25 * Mort- shrugs
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17:48:51 <Brunius_> Yo Mekkis
17:48:54 <Brunius_> You around?
17:48:58 <Mekkis> ./.
17:49:17 <Brunius_> How does divine bond work?
17:49:40 <Brunius_> It says "as a standard action the paladin may call of a celestial spirit for (something to do with minutes/level)"
17:49:40 <Mekkis> read the rules
17:49:51 <Brunius_> So it's a standard action AND takes several minutes?
17:50:04 <Mekkis> standard action that lasts several minutes
17:50:28 <Brunius_> Oh, it's a duration limitation?
17:59:31 <Avatar> why would you tell him to read the rules when he's quoting you a rule
18:09:21 <Steven> because he didnt read it correctly?
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18:24:06 <Mekkis> because I haven't read the rules :S
18:24:38 <Brunius_> Oh, so you can correct me on detect evil but not on this?
18:24:42 <Mekkis> Brunius, does Bairaq have a scroll of holy sword?
18:24:53 <Brunius_> Not at the moment
18:24:55 <Mekkis> yeah. I've played a second level paladin
18:25:02 <Mekkis> I haven't played a 4th level paladin
18:25:16 <Brunius_> You mean 5th?
18:25:25 <Mekkis> I haven't played a 5th level paladin either
18:27:14 <Steven> on wednesday when i had the migraine, and killed a person to show them how nice i was being, what started it was them arguing to me about protection from evil and how it gave a flat +2 ac instead of a +2 ac vs evil...
18:27:45 <Steven> just though i should share that with you...
18:27:54 <Mekkis> you killed a person?
18:28:06 <Steven> aparantly Protection from evil doesnt protect against gm evil
18:28:08 <Mekkis> you're admitting to murder in a public forum?!
18:28:32 <Mekkis> ‽
18:28:49 <Steven> meh... its hearsay at this point
18:29:10 <Steven> you go to the cops, say i admitted to murder, i deny say i was joking
18:29:37 <Brunius_> Worst case scenario he's held for a couple days while they check your story
18:29:47 <Steven> this is america
18:29:50 <Steven> ide get bail
18:29:53 <Steven> lol
18:29:55 <Mekkis> not it isn't!
18:30:14 <Mekkis> this is Austnet!
18:30:31 <Mekkis> (please disregard the fact that I'm connecting via us.austnet.org)
18:30:46 <Steven> oh you plan on having me be prosecuted in aust? Im already free to go, complete inability to prosecute internationaly... I WINS!
18:30:52 * Steven does the boogaloo
18:31:03 <Mekkis> ummm... tell the US that please
18:31:16 <Mekkis> there are several extradition cases that shouldn't be going on :)
18:31:17 <Steven> oh and my friend tyler and katy are going to come up for my birthday
18:31:38 <Steven> hey, we are america, we get to do shit we deny other countries the ability to do to us.... yeah we are dicks like that
18:32:03 <Steven> but seriously, they comming up for my 30th birthday, just got the word like 28 seconds ago
18:32:13 <Steven> super excited
18:32:29 <Steven> known em since i was in 7th grade
18:33:44 <Steven> katy always tries to emulate my cooking, so i have a feeling shes mostly comming up to finally get a peak at my cook book.
18:34:02 <Steven> tyler though... he's my best bud
18:35:34 <Mekkis> http://satwcomic.com/judgement-day
18:36:30 <Steven> and meanwhile in Civ V.... Germany keeps patrolling troops along my eastern boarder while russia to my west declares war on me every 25 turns, so i kill off their attacking troops capture a city and they request a cease fire....
18:36:56 <Brunius_> Make a better push
18:36:58 <Mekkis> you're playing Poland?
18:37:02 <Brunius_> Take their whole goddamn city
18:37:14 <Mekkis> ummm
18:37:15 <Mekkis> what?
18:37:23 <Brunius_> Yes, the whole city
18:37:34 <Brunius_> After you accidentally the entire coke bottle
18:37:35 <Mekkis> you're playing the US? Britain?
18:37:55 <Brunius_> (Pssst. I don't think the map is accurate)
18:38:02 <Steven> im playing egypt... which sucks cause my special unit was the chariot and god that thing sucked so bad...
18:38:11 <Mekkis> wtf?
18:38:24 <Steven> however i have constructed 29/34 world wonders on the map right now
18:38:50 <Steven> Im in the lead by like 650 points
18:39:18 <Steven> Ive got tanks and what not and they rocking musketmen...
18:40:22 <Steven> Its on the hardest difficulty too.... damn my micromanagement skills....
18:41:23 <Brunius_> So if you have tanks why can't you just roll the Russians into oblivion
18:42:01 <Steven> Im building Sydney Opera House
18:42:33 <Steven> no point... Its on a Turn win only...
18:42:53 <Steven> decided ide see how that was, ive already done the conquest victory on this difficulty... fuck was that easy
18:43:02 <Steven> they were all dead by 1850
18:43:09 <Steven> no challenge at all.
18:45:10 <spider21b> hoi
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18:52:34 <spider21b> hhi
18:52:41 <War_Wrecker> Hello
18:53:45 <spider21b> whatcha up to?
18:56:30 <Steven> goin to bed, see you all tomorrow
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20:02:10 <Brunius> Mentlegen
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20:06:01 <Mekkis> what's that?
20:06:28 <Mekkis> Oh
20:06:37 <Mekkis> Happy belated System Administrator Day!
20:29:25 <Brunius> Sigh, steam is playing up
20:39:12 <spider21b> hi
20:39:28 <Mekkis_T41> hi
20:44:03 <Mekkis> there's a chance I might feel like running something tomorrow
21:44:15 <Paeddyn> Howdy
21:44:26 <Paeddyn> I am looking for a Chameleon Character sheet, if anyone knows of one
22:30:02 <Mekkis> http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/who-runs-the-world/
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22:36:27 <MekkisScreen> what's that
22:55:46 <Paeddyn> An ultimate class for rogues
23:12:30 <Steven> what up...
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