// #d&d — 2012-07-05
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00:09:45 <Mort-> I think i can be an inquisitor
00:22:31 <Mort-> Omfg the way this is looking i should just wear mage armor
00:22:35 <Mort-> God damn
00:22:57 <Mort-> I think combat reflexes with a spear
00:23:51 <Mort-> My god.
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00:41:40 <Mort-> That's pretty awesome
01:24:16 <Mort-> Ok kikko armor. And a shield
01:24:25 <Mort-> Ac 21:d
01:24:48 <Hydrazine> and if they don't come to you, hope your team has stronger ranged fighting.
01:24:52 <Mort-> No buffs up!
01:25:13 <Mort-> There's the ranger and the rest all hiding up the used
01:25:15 <Mort-> Tree
01:25:24 <Mort-> Should i ask for enlarge person?
01:27:17 <Mort-> 23 with fighting defensively on :p
01:29:49 <Mort-> shall take shield of faith and magic fang
01:29:57 <Mort-> Magic weapon
01:30:01 <Mort-> Excuse me.
01:35:41 <Mort-> One thing about aps is you don't always get the toys you want
01:35:56 <Mort-> Would love to place an order for a mithral chain shirt
01:40:18 <Avatar> what is aps
01:46:05 <Mort-> Uh avatar...
01:46:41 <Mort-> Adventure paths
01:47:02 <Mort-> Has anyone except me signed up for shadows last stand 2:p
01:47:04 <Mort-> Might be interesting to be an inquisitor
01:47:07 <Mort-> Mmph
01:51:33 <MekkisScreen> nope
01:52:57 <Avatar-> hasn't even been 24 hours yet
01:53:07 <Avatar-> relax Mort relax
01:54:36 <Mort-> No uh
01:54:50 <Mort-> Do you mind changing it to Sunday? :p
01:54:59 <Mort-> Someone is running something on sat
01:55:06 * Mort- blushes
01:55:31 <Mort-> Probably mort will get some play time
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02:00:27 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: you fret too much
02:00:37 <MekkisScreen> and you're always assuming the worst in GMs
02:01:43 <MekkisScreen> (to be honest, GMing is a thankless job: you do a good job, and the best you'll get is your players verbally telling you "thanks". Do a bad job and your players will be starting threads on forums about how bad you are.)
02:02:03 <MekkisScreen> then people like you read said forum threads, and make bad assumptions
02:02:07 <MekkisScreen> BREAK THE CYCLE!
02:03:04 <Mort-> No...
02:03:22 <Mort-> I'm just trying to get more pfs games in on the week end!
02:03:40 * Mort- is an innocent mur
02:04:15 <Avatar-> you're actually human
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02:05:57 <Mort-> Oh
02:06:00 <Mort-> Ok :(
02:06:35 <Avatar-> it's a good thing
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02:09:23 <Mort-> I don't feel human
02:12:02 <Avatar-> yes you do
02:14:34 <Mort-> Avatar uh do you mind running shadows last stand 2 on Sunday?
02:15:09 <Mort-> There is uh a heresy of the main being held on sat :p
02:25:53 <Avatar-> I'm not likely available Sunday
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04:45:59 <Mekkis> Mort-, I'll run something on Monday :S
05:27:18 <Mort-> Sorry
05:27:22 <Mort-> I won't be around
05:27:23 <Mort-> Work
05:27:34 <Mort-> Fair enough :p
05:27:48 * Mort- blushes at avatar
05:37:02 <Mort-> Ok got pfs crack
05:37:02 <Mort-> I love my send off!
05:38:55 <Mort-> Woot!
05:45:17 <Steven> so.... how bout them slow days?
05:45:20 <Steven> pretty good huh?
05:53:54 <Avatar> what?
06:02:30 <Mort-> Just found a whole lot of Google group pfs this weekend!
06:02:36 * Mort- squeals
06:05:57 * Mort- belts in and waits for party
06:34:04 <Steven> whoa guys....
06:34:08 <Steven> guys....
06:36:08 <Mort-> Yes?
06:36:09 <Mort-> i have invitation to 3 parties this weekend
06:36:09 <Mort-> !
06:36:19 <Steven> 27 hours till i am at paizocon
06:36:24 <Mort-> Np
06:36:37 <Mort-> Couple more h and ill be having lots of parties
06:36:49 <Mort-> So anyway why fur domain as opposed to animal
06:37:08 <Mort-> And yeah i think its going to be morning star and board
06:38:03 <Steven> +10 movement speed better then speak with animals usually
06:38:32 <Mort-> And yeah eyeing kikko armor
06:38:38 <Mort-> I never know when i might decide to swear at animals :p
06:39:15 <Mort-> i am a half orc and an inquisitor
06:39:16 <Mort-> But what action is it to trigger
06:39:16 <Mort-> Takes only 1 round to yell swear words
06:39:31 <Steven> swift action
06:39:41 <Steven> inquisitors are the kings of swift actions
06:40:26 <Mort-> Swift action to activate domain ability to speak snake?
06:40:29 <Mort-> Then standard action to cast and try to make snakes catch fire?
06:41:02 <Steven> uh, no the speak with animals is a standar
06:41:24 <Mort-> Shit :(
06:41:41 <Mort-> Better check handle animal as well
06:42:14 <Mort-> Or should i just keep it in case i need to tell my animal companion complicated stuff
06:42:21 <Steven> ah....
06:42:23 <Steven> so Speak with Animals (Sp): You can speak with animals, as per the spell, for a number of rounds per day equal to 3 + your cleric level.
06:42:29 <Steven> i would say its a swift
06:42:55 <Mort-> How do you know
06:43:13 <Steven> because if it was a standard to speak with animals it would be as per the spell
06:43:17 <Mort-> I'm thinking in case i decide to start swearing
06:43:40 <Steven> since its rounds per level, spending a standard to talk with an animal for one round its pretty craptacular
06:44:15 <Mort-> Hm
06:44:32 <Mort-> I need only 1 round to swear :d
06:45:17 <Steven> usually, but not always if something lasts only a round its done as a swift
06:45:20 <Mort-> But seriously I'm better at taunting then swearing
06:45:40 <Steven> when its utility like speak with animals, or detect
06:45:49 <Mort-> Your father was a goat and your mother smells of elderberries
06:46:00 <Mort-> Avatar!
06:46:13 <Steven> you know... i dont really mind him
06:46:22 <Steven> but, giving him attention you promote him to do it more.
06:47:27 <Mort-> No I'm saying i taunt better then i swear
06:47:38 <Mort-> Just an example
06:48:19 <Mort-> I think ill take toothy
06:48:27 <Mort-> I like having a spare bite around
06:49:03 <Steven> alright, im goin to bed
06:49:09 <Mort-> Ok night
06:49:14 <Mort-> ill troll more
06:49:22 <Steven> i need to get some sleep before i have to get up
06:49:51 <Steven> have me some goodbye sex, pack my bags, go pick up dads perscriptions
06:50:06 <Steven> and then leave for paizocon
06:50:20 <Steven> gonna go a good day!
06:50:34 <Avatar> you've gotta leave out the parts about your sex life man
06:50:43 <Steven> NOPE
06:50:55 <Avatar> what's wrong with you
06:51:01 <Steven> plus, im hoping i get to, i probably wont /cry
06:51:12 <Steven> lots of things, mostly its having no shame
06:51:43 <Steven> want me to see if i can get mike brocks autograph for you avatar?
06:51:54 <Steven> or.... anybody else for that matter?
06:51:56 <Avatar> no I don't care
06:52:20 <Steven> alright, well hey you guys have a great weekend
06:52:33 <Steven> mort have fun with your homebrew!
06:53:26 <Mort-> Or dear
06:53:55 <Steven> also... I got to see a purple worm get dimension door'd 2000 feet up into the air
06:53:58 <Steven> tonight
06:54:08 <Mort-> Lol
06:54:11 <Steven> it was pretty awesome
06:54:22 <Mort-> :d
06:54:44 <Mort-> I can't wait for the day i get a necklace of fireballs on my familiar
06:54:46 <Steven> mort, ide offer to get you an autograph but thats just creepy asking a girl for her address over the internet, so... sorry you dont get the offer
06:55:03 <Mort-> And get the situation that she breaks them all
06:55:08 <Mort-> In a room full of bad guys
06:55:12 <Steven> OK! sleep time, have fun
06:55:13 <Mort-> Its ok Steven
06:55:20 <Mort-> Chances are it won't happen
06:55:38 <Mort-> Because i won't be buying that necklace of fireballs
06:55:50 <Mort-> But it would be a nice picture
06:58:20 <Steven> oh... and mort.... inquisitor spell choices at first level Lend Judgment and wrath are great
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07:01:58 <Mort-> Ug wasn't it shield of faith and magic fang? :p
07:02:03 <Mort-> How to hide
07:36:51 <Mekkis> play a gnome
07:40:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
07:40:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
07:42:17 <Mort-> Half orc mek
07:42:22 <Mort-> Now doing over feats
07:42:32 <Mort-> Btw i think I'm having a roc
07:42:40 <Mort-> Yes you heard me. A roc
07:42:45 <Mort-> As flanking buddy
07:42:46 <Mekkis> fair enough
07:42:49 <Mekkis> what level?
07:42:56 <Mort-> 2 atm
07:43:05 <Mort-> But when i hit 4 ill get a roc
07:43:12 <Mekkis> boon companion it
07:43:15 <Mort-> I have no roc
07:43:17 <Mort-> i will
07:43:39 <Mort-> Animal domain inquisitor
07:43:43 <Mekkis> most DMs are flexible
07:43:48 <Mort-> Will wear kikko armor
07:43:52 <Mort-> I think
07:43:59 <Hydrazine> So.
07:44:04 <Hydrazine> We rocked face so hard.
07:44:11 <Mort-> Rocked who?
07:44:14 <Mekkis> who's face?
07:44:20 <Hydrazine> Bunch of nubs!
07:44:50 <Mort-> Lol
07:44:54 <Mort-> Bad hydra
07:44:56 <Hydrazine> Tash has this trick she does. Sometimes she tells me who I should play. Today she said the horseman. I think I told you about the horseman, Mort.
07:45:11 * Mort- smacks hydra on his nose
07:45:17 <Hydrazine> So I had more kills than the entire enemy team. They surrendered.
07:45:35 <Mort-> Tashes is a divination wizard specialist with foresight?
07:45:39 <Mort-> Conclusion :p
07:45:48 <Hydrazine> Most likely.
07:45:54 <Mort-> But point is did she know their line up?
07:46:02 <Mort-> Or literally gut feeling
07:46:07 <Hydrazine> No. Can't until after choices.
07:46:20 <Mort-> So she told you to do it and you did it.h
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07:50:40 <Hydrazine> Yep. And then I walked all over their team.
07:52:23 <Mekkis> !reincarnate barkeep
07:52:24 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 8: The king offers a great reward for orc heads.
07:53:22 <Mort-> Right next stop. Handle animal
07:57:09 * Mort- tries to handle mek
07:58:23 <Mekkis> not going to work
07:58:28 <Mekkis> my int is > 2
07:59:05 <Mort-> :p
07:59:31 <Mort-> Mek what's the dc for telling your roc attack
07:59:42 <Mekkis> 10
07:59:52 <Mekkis> if the roc knows the attack trick
07:59:58 <Mekkis> otherwise 25
08:00:03 <Mort-> Sure will!
08:00:16 <Mort-> I will teach him using sausages?g
08:00:30 <Mort-> Fluffy! Attack sausage!
08:00:54 <Mekkis> sausages?
08:00:57 <Mekkis> they're a bit small
08:01:03 <Mekkis> Ari likes human flesh
08:01:43 <Mort-> Dude hes medium
08:01:53 <Mekkis> so?
08:02:23 <Mort-> And i rather rp erastil then gorzeh
08:02:36 <Mort-> No idea what gozreh is like really
08:03:51 <Mort-> He's lg?
08:03:54 <Mort-> Oh wtf
08:04:08 <Mekkis> I don't know who either of them are
08:05:11 <Mort-> Only two dietys for animal domain
08:05:25 <Mort-> Erastil seems to be a bit like pan
08:05:41 <Mekkis> stop
08:05:49 <Mekkis> don't choose the god based on the domain
08:06:24 <Mort-> I got jumped with it :p
08:19:54 <Hydrazine> Happy Higgs boson day, Steve!
08:22:47 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, with a statline like that, you should try mystic theurge
08:22:49 <Mekkis> by whom?
08:24:58 <Steven> mort which god?
08:27:25 <Mort-> Heh
08:27:30 <Mort-> Local group
08:29:57 <Mekkis> what "
08:30:09 <Mekkis> "You MUST play an inquisitor with the animal domain"
08:30:31 <Mekkis> not sure what Erastil would be inquiring about
08:31:00 <Mekkis> definitely questioning why the God of Farming would give you a house-sized bird of prey
08:32:45 <Mort-> He's the god of the hunt as well
08:32:49 <Mekkis> I would strongly suggest Gozreh
08:33:17 <Mort-> Don't hunters use their hawks?
08:33:20 <Mekkis> think Obad-Hai
08:34:01 <Mort-> Actually i feel erastil is the god of the hunt as well
08:34:20 <Mort-> Especially since his favoured weapon is a longbow
08:35:07 <Mekkis> I will give you that
08:36:01 <Mort-> For rp i would emphasize the hunt part more
08:36:16 <Mekkis> LG
08:37:32 <Mort-> Ln?
08:37:57 <Mort-> Or ng?
08:38:18 <Mort-> I don't know how to worship gozreh
08:39:09 <Mort-> Erastil - go to the nearest city and complain its unnatural
08:39:32 <Mort-> Then tell those people to go get a life in the country side
08:48:26 <Steven> I dunno mekkis, mystic theurge always sounds good but ive found before level 10 the class just doesn't feel nearly as powerful as other classes, and that takes character level 16 for prepared casters, 17 for a half and half, and 18 for a spontaneous caster
08:48:57 <Steven> then once you hit level 10 yeah, its a great class and you can really throw out some crazy combos
08:52:06 <Steven> I see great applications in home brews, but not so much in pfsop
08:52:55 <Mekkis> Gozreh: head to the nearest city and complain it's unnatural. Prove it to them by showing how much damage a lightning storm/earthquake/flash flood does
08:57:47 <Steven> getting divine and arcane spells is good, but you end up only getting 2-3 5th level slot per magic type, or you could just solo class and end up getting 3-4 level 6 spells
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09:01:21 <Mort-> Already have one guy with 22 wis and cha on it
09:01:45 <Steven> so mort you making an inquisitor?
09:01:55 <Mort-> Probably
09:02:00 * Steven hugs mort
09:02:01 <Mekkis> true neutral: do what feels right, say exactly what you believe in, don't worry about bothering others
09:06:31 <Mort-> That's evil
09:06:57 <Mort-> And sorry its a druid skill to do it
09:07:09 <Mort-> I could turn my roc on them though
09:14:50 <Mekkis> no it isn't
09:15:01 <Mekkis> it's only if your character's evil
09:15:24 <Mekkis> doing exactly what you believe in is only evil if your character's evil
09:15:27 <Mort-> So turning a flash flood on the town isn't evil?
09:15:40 <Mort-> All the people you killed
09:15:49 <Mort-> That's disgusting
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10:09:26 <mortswishytail> Dc
10:09:31 <mortswishytail> Wait till reset
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10:12:25 <mortswishytail> Sigh
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10:12:33 <mortswishytail> Ok
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11:27:56 <Steven> my brain so angry at me
11:35:32 <MekkisScreen> what did you do to it?
11:35:48 <MekkisScreen> too much alcohol/caffiene/other less legal drugs?
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11:36:08 <MekkisScreen> good mornign Brunius
11:36:14 <Brunius> moin
11:41:53 <Mort-> Hi mek
11:42:00 <MekkisScreen> I hi.
11:42:09 <Mort-> Your a mek
11:42:24 <MekkisScreen> what does that mean?
11:45:14 <MekkisScreen> you're a lemure
11:45:51 <Mort-> I'm not a lemure
11:45:55 <Mort-> I'm a mur!
11:46:00 <Mort-> A lemur!
11:46:13 <MekkisScreen> an evil lemure
11:46:31 <Mort-> I'm not
11:46:40 <Mort-> I do not detect as good or evil.
11:47:06 <Mort-> Because i am a ln level 2 ranger/1sorc
11:48:41 <Steven> alright goin to play pfs
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11:50:11 <Mort-> Have fun
11:50:51 * Mort- ponders the next time mek calls me a lemure should i bite claw claw him?
11:51:32 <Steven> only if you want to have an ip death lol
11:51:39 <Steven> alright leavin now
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11:51:58 <Brunius> ip death?
12:00:49 <Mort-> He will hack my system
12:08:52 <MekkisScreen> how?
12:09:44 <MekkisScreen> sounds like a good idea
12:09:51 <MekkisScreen> !hack Mort-
12:09:56 <MekkisScreen> doesn't work
12:26:01 <Mort-> Because I'm not a lemure
12:47:28 <Brunius> !hack Mort- -nonlemure
12:47:39 <Mort-> Ow'
12:47:47 * Mort- yelps!
12:55:40 <Mort-> ,,,,
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13:21:26 <Mort-> Oh dear
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14:44:00 <Hydrazine> Yo.
14:55:53 <Mort-> Hi
14:56:19 * Mort- tail wraps around hydra
14:56:37 <Mort-> Ok now we have an inquisitor wannabe
14:57:07 <Hydrazine> Cool.
14:57:56 <Mort-> Animal domain because i like furries
15:01:24 <Mort-> Or more like.
15:01:36 <Mort-> The freaking group is going to run up the used
15:01:39 <Mort-> Tree
15:01:45 <Mort-> Because they all wear cloth.
15:02:00 <Mort-> I'm so not going to deal with that melee mess alone
15:02:15 <Hydrazine> A whole group of cloth types? Really?
15:02:25 <Mort-> Yes those idiots...
15:02:38 <Mort-> We have a druid who took weather domain
15:02:55 <Mort-> A oracle sorc who wants to do mystic thurge
15:03:20 <Mort-> Sorry druid who took domains instead of animal companion
15:03:29 <Mort-> An Archer ranger
15:03:39 <Mort-> And a goblin alchemist
15:06:14 <Hydrazine> Lol.
15:06:17 <Hydrazine> Have fun/
15:06:25 <Hydrazine> Seems like sword and board might be the better idea.
15:06:32 <Mort-> Yeah.
15:06:49 <Mort-> Steven was telling me to grab the biggest shield i could find :(
15:07:10 <Mort-> First thought was to try to abuse cr with a reach weapon
15:07:13 <Mort-> :p
15:07:55 <Mort-> I guess all the judgement is going to go into ac.
15:08:05 <Hydrazine> Sounds like how Salv fights.
15:08:18 <Mort-> I wanted to do that at first
15:08:28 <Mort-> But Steven said with everyone running up the used
15:08:30 <Mort-> Tree
15:08:36 <Mort-> Just get a shield:p
15:08:48 <Mort-> I can threaten at 5 and 10 ft really
15:08:57 <Mort-> Will take half orc toothy trait
15:09:28 <Mort-> Point is 21 str and dex
15:09:37 * Mort- fingers twitch
15:10:13 <Mort-> Paws itchy
15:11:09 <Mort-> I won't have feats for the trip line
15:11:31 <Mort-> Cbfked to really intimidate since no one understands common
15:11:42 <Mort-> Unless i suddenly spoke snake or something
15:12:02 <Mort-> Yes. Parseltongue
15:12:41 <Hydrazine> 21 or 23, with a racial?
15:12:42 <Mort-> Ok. Fight defensively. Take 3 ranks into acro to get +3
15:12:47 <Mort-> 23 probably
15:12:51 <Hydrazine> Need 3 levels for that.
15:12:53 <Mort-> A lot of str
15:12:58 <Mort-> I know
15:13:12 <Mort-> Bring shield and morningstar :(
15:13:25 <Mort-> And a longbow. Sling
15:13:56 <Mort-> Don't forget the rope
15:14:06 <Hydrazine> I'd say javelins over longbow, unless you plan to spend 1000 on a composite.
15:14:27 <Mort-> I don't have martial weapon prof
15:14:38 <Mort-> Longbow comes from erastil
15:14:48 <Hydrazine> Javelins are simple aren't they?
15:15:21 <Mort-> My gear will be pretty fixed
15:15:25 <Mort-> Once i start
15:16:10 <Mort-> Yup simple
15:16:25 <Mort-> 1gp per throw
15:16:29 <Mort-> Argh!
15:16:38 <Mort-> Possibly start with only 240 gp
15:16:49 <Mort-> Need to get armor for animal companion. Myself
15:16:58 <Mort-> Animal companion not till 4
15:17:25 <Mort-> But now stranded on a deserted island. Think there will be any crafters around?
15:17:34 <Mort-> Probably not :(
15:18:14 <Mort-> Do javelins get destroyed like arrows?
15:19:30 <Hydrazine> thrown or ammunition?
15:21:01 <Mort-> Weapon
15:22:14 <Mort-> Simple range
15:22:36 <Mort-> Right. Maybe 5-10
15:22:44 <Mort-> Next stop medium or light armor
15:23:06 <Mort-> 1 ac or take the 30 move speed
15:23:14 <Mort-> Kikko armor looks nice
15:23:46 <Hydrazine> considering that your team isn't going to charge into melee.
15:23:58 <Hydrazine> I think the better option is take the high ac and let them come to you.
15:24:16 <Mort-> Ok kikko armor. And a shield
15:24:25 <Mort-> Ac 21:d
15:24:48 <Hydrazine> and if they don't come to you, hope your team has stronger ranged fighting.
15:24:51 <Mort-> No buffs up!
15:25:13 <Mort-> There's the ranger and the rest all hiding up the used
15:25:15 <Mort-> Tree
15:25:24 <Mort-> Should i ask for enlarge person?
15:27:16 <Mort-> 23 with fighting defensively on :p
15:29:49 <Mort-> shall take shield of faith and magic fang
15:29:57 <Mort-> Magic weapon
15:30:01 <Mort-> Excuse me.
15:35:41 <Mort-> One thing about aps is you don't always get the toys you want
15:35:56 <Mort-> Would love to place an order for a mithral chain shirt
15:40:18 <Avatar> what is aps
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15:46:05 <Mort-> Uh avatar...
15:46:41 <Mort-> Adventure paths
15:47:02 <Mort-> Has anyone except me signed up for shadows last stand 2:p
15:51:33 <MekkisScreen> nope
15:52:57 <Avatar-> hasn't even been 24 hours yet
15:53:06 <Avatar-> relax Mort relax
15:54:35 <Mort-> No uh
15:54:50 <Mort-> Do you mind changing it to Sunday? :p
15:54:59 <Mort-> Someone is running something on sat
15:55:06 * Mort- blushes
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15:55:31 <Mort-> Probably mort will get some play time
16:00:27 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: you fret too much
16:00:37 <MekkisScreen> and you're always assuming the worst in GMs
16:01:43 <MekkisScreen> (to be honest, GMing is a thankless job: you do a good job, and the best you'll get is your players verbally telling you "thanks". Do a bad job and your players will be starting threads on forums about how bad you are.)
16:02:03 <MekkisScreen> then people like you read said forum threads, and make bad assumptions
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16:02:07 <MekkisScreen> BREAK THE CYCLE!
16:03:04 <Mort-> No...
16:03:21 <Mort-> I'm just trying to get more pfs games in on the week end!
16:03:39 * Mort- is an innocent mur
16:04:15 <Avatar-> you're actually human
16:05:57 <Mort-> Oh
16:06:00 <Mort-> Ok :(
16:06:34 <Avatar-> it's a good thing
16:09:23 <Mort-> I don't feel human
16:12:02 <Avatar-> yes you do
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16:14:34 <Mort-> Avatar uh do you mind running shadows last stand 2 on Sunday?
16:15:09 <Mort-> There is uh a heresy of the main being held on sat :p
16:25:53 <Avatar-> I'm not likely available Sunday
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18:45:59 <Mekkis> Mort-, I'll run something on Monday :S
19:27:18 <Mort-> Sorry
19:27:23 <Mort-> I won't be around
19:27:23 <Mort-> Work
19:27:33 <Mort-> Fair enough :p
19:27:47 * Mort- blushes at avatar
19:37:04 <Mort-> Ok got pfs crack
19:37:04 <Mort-> I love my send off!
19:38:55 <Mort-> Woot!
19:53:54 <Avatar> what?
20:02:50 <Mort-> Just found a whole lot of Google group pfs this weekend!
20:02:50 * Mort- squeals
20:05:57 * Mort- belts in and waits for party
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20:34:05 <Steven> whoa guys....
20:34:08 <Steven> guys....
20:36:08 <Mort-> Yes?
20:36:09 <Mort-> i have invitation to 3 parties this weekend
20:36:09 <Mort-> !
20:36:19 <Steven> 27 hours till i am at paizocon
20:36:26 <Mort-> Np
20:36:38 <Mort-> Couple more h and ill be having lots of parties
20:36:49 <Mort-> So anyway why fur domain as opposed to animal
20:37:07 <Mort-> And yeah i think its going to be morning star and board
20:38:04 <Steven> +10 movement speed better then speak with animals usually
20:38:32 <Mort-> And yeah eyeing kikko armor
20:38:38 <Mort-> I never know when i might decide to swear at animals :p
20:39:15 <Mort-> i am a half orc and an inquisitor
20:39:16 <Mort-> But what action is it to trigger
20:39:16 <Mort-> Takes only 1 round to yell swear words
20:39:31 <Steven> swift action
20:39:42 <Steven> inquisitors are the kings of swift actions
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20:40:26 <Mort-> Swift action to activate domain ability to speak snake?
20:40:29 <Mort-> Then standard action to cast and try to make snakes catch fire?
20:41:02 <Steven> uh, no the speak with animals is a standar
20:41:24 <Mort-> Shit :(
20:41:41 <Mort-> Better check handle animal as well
20:42:14 <Mort-> Or should i just keep it in case i need to tell my animal companion complicated stuff
20:42:21 <Steven> ah....
20:42:23 <Steven> so Speak with Animals (Sp): You can speak with animals, as per the spell, for a number of rounds per day equal to 3 + your cleric level.
20:42:29 <Steven> i would say its a swift
20:42:55 <Mort-> How do you know
20:43:13 <Steven> because if it was a standard to speak with animals it would be as per the spell
20:43:17 <Mort-> I'm thinking in case i decide to start swearing
20:43:40 <Steven> since its rounds per level, spending a standard to talk with an animal for one round its pretty craptacular
20:44:14 <Mort-> Hm
20:44:32 <Mort-> I need only 1 round to swear :d
20:45:17 <Steven> usually, but not always if something lasts only a round its done as a swift
20:45:20 <Mort-> But seriously I'm better at taunting then swearing
20:45:40 <Steven> when its utility like speak with animals, or detect
20:45:47 YOU-ARE-ALL-AUSTRALIAN-PIGS is now known as I-KING-HIT-FILTHY-ANZACS-4-FUN
20:45:49 <Mort-> Your father was a goat and your mother smells of elderberries
20:46:00 <Mort-> Avatar!
20:46:13 <Steven> you know... i dont really mind him
20:46:23 <Steven> but, giving him attention you promote him to do it more.
20:47:27 <Mort-> No I'm saying i taunt better then i swear
20:47:38 <Mort-> Just an example
20:48:19 <Mort-> I think ill take toothy
20:48:27 <Mort-> I like having a spare bite around
20:49:02 <Steven> alright, im goin to bed
20:49:09 <Mort-> Ok night
20:49:14 <Mort-> ill troll more
20:49:22 <Steven> i need to get some sleep before i have to get up
20:49:51 <Steven> have me some goodbye sex, pack my bags, go pick up dads perscriptions
20:50:06 <Steven> and then leave for paizocon
20:50:13 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
20:50:18 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@115.130.D8DE41.A9E228
20:50:18 Avatar has kicked I-KING-HIT-FILTHY-ANZACS-4-FUN from #d&d (come back, one year!)
20:50:19 <Steven> gonna go a good day!
20:50:33 <Avatar> you've gotta leave out the parts about your sex life man
20:50:43 <Steven> NOPE
20:50:55 <Avatar> what's wrong with you
20:51:01 <Steven> plus, im hoping i get to, i probably wont /cry
20:51:12 <Steven> lots of things, mostly its having no shame
20:51:47 <Steven> want me to see if i can get mike brocks autograph for you avatar?
20:51:54 <Steven> or.... anybody else for that matter?
20:51:56 <Avatar> no I don't care
20:52:20 <Steven> alright, well hey you guys have a great weekend
20:52:33 <Steven> mort have fun with your homebrew!
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20:53:28 <Mort-> Or dear
20:53:55 <Steven> also... I got to see a purple worm get dimension door'd 2000 feet up into the air
20:53:58 <Steven> tonight
20:54:08 <Mort-> Lol
20:54:11 <Steven> it was pretty awesome
20:54:22 <Mort-> :d
20:54:45 <Mort-> I can't wait for the day i get a necklace of fireballs on my familiar
20:54:46 <Steven> mort, ide offer to get you an autograph but thats just creepy asking a girl for her address over the internet, so... sorry you dont get the offer
20:55:03 <Mort-> And get the situation that she breaks them all
20:55:08 <Mort-> In a room full of bad guys
20:55:12 <Steven> OK! sleep time, have fun
20:55:13 <Mort-> Its ok Steven
20:55:20 <Mort-> Chances are it won't happen
20:55:37 <Mort-> Because i won't be buying that necklace of fireballs
20:55:50 <Mort-> But it would be a nice picture
20:58:37 <Steven> oh... and mort.... inquisitor spell choices at first level Lend Judgment and wrath are great
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21:01:58 <Mort-> Ug wasn't it shield of faith and magic fang? :p
21:02:03 <Mort-> How to hide
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21:36:50 <Mekkis> play a gnome
21:40:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
21:40:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
21:42:18 <Mort-> Half orc mek
21:42:22 <Mort-> Now doing over feats
21:42:34 <Mort-> Btw i think I'm having a roc
21:42:40 <Mort-> Yes you heard me. A roc
21:42:45 <Mort-> As flanking buddy
21:42:45 <Mekkis> fair enough
21:42:48 <Mekkis> what level?
21:42:56 <Mort-> 2 atm
21:43:05 <Mort-> But when i hit 4 ill get a roc
21:43:12 <Mekkis> boon companion it
21:43:15 <Mort-> I have no roc
21:43:17 <Mort-> i will
21:43:39 <Mort-> Animal domain inquisitor
21:43:43 <Mekkis> most DMs are flexible
21:43:48 <Mort-> Will wear kikko armor
21:43:53 <Mort-> I think
21:43:59 <Hydrazine> So.
21:44:05 <Hydrazine> We rocked face so hard.
21:44:11 <Mort-> Rocked who?
21:44:13 <Mekkis> who's face?
21:44:20 <Hydrazine> Bunch of nubs!
21:44:51 <Mort-> Lol
21:44:54 <Mort-> Bad hydra
21:44:55 <Hydrazine> Tash has this trick she does. Sometimes she tells me who I should play. Today she said the horseman. I think I told you about the horseman, Mort.
21:45:10 * Mort- smacks hydra on his nose
21:45:17 <Hydrazine> So I had more kills than the entire enemy team. They surrendered.
21:45:35 <Mort-> Tashes is a divination wizard specialist with foresight?
21:45:39 <Mort-> Conclusion :p
21:45:48 <Hydrazine> Most likely.
21:45:55 <Mort-> But point is did she know their line up?
21:46:03 <Mort-> Or literally gut feeling
21:46:07 <Hydrazine> No. Can't until after choices.
21:46:20 <Mort-> So she told you to do it and you did it.h
21:50:39 <Hydrazine> Yep. And then I walked all over their team.
21:52:23 <Mekkis> !reincarnate barkeep
21:52:24 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 8: The king offers a great reward for orc heads.
21:53:22 <Mort-> Right next stop. Handle animal
21:57:09 * Mort- tries to handle mek
21:58:23 <Mekkis> not going to work
21:58:27 <Mekkis> my int is > 2
21:59:05 <Mort-> :p
21:59:30 <Mort-> Mek what's the dc for telling your roc attack
21:59:42 <Mekkis> 10
21:59:51 <Mekkis> if the roc knows the attack trick
21:59:57 <Mekkis> otherwise 25
22:00:03 <Mort-> Sure will!
22:00:16 <Mort-> I will teach him using sausages?g
22:00:30 <Mort-> Fluffy! Attack sausage!
22:00:54 <Mekkis> sausages?
22:00:57 <Mekkis> they're a bit small
22:01:03 <Mekkis> Ari likes human flesh
22:01:43 <Mort-> Dude hes medium
22:01:52 <Mekkis> so?
22:02:23 <Mort-> And i rather rp erastil then gorzeh
22:02:37 <Mort-> No idea what gozreh is like really
22:03:51 <Mort-> He's lg?
22:03:54 <Mort-> Oh wtf
22:04:08 <Mekkis> I don't know who either of them are
22:05:11 <Mort-> Only two dietys for animal domain
22:05:24 <Mort-> Erastil seems to be a bit like pan
22:05:40 <Mekkis> stop
22:05:49 <Mekkis> don't choose the god based on the domain
22:06:24 <Mort-> I got jumped with it :p
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22:22:48 <Mekkis> by whom?
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22:27:25 <Mort-> Heh
22:27:30 <Mort-> Local group
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22:29:56 <Mekkis> what "
22:30:08 <Mekkis> "You MUST play an inquisitor with the animal domain"
22:30:30 <Mekkis> not sure what Erastil would be inquiring about
22:30:59 <Mekkis> definitely questioning why the God of Farming would give you a house-sized bird of prey
22:32:45 <Mort-> He's the god of the hunt as well
22:32:49 <Mekkis> I would strongly suggest Gozreh
22:33:17 <Mort-> Don't hunters use their hawks?
22:33:20 <Mekkis> think Obad-Hai
22:34:01 <Mort-> Actually i feel erastil is the god of the hunt as well
22:34:20 <Mort-> Especially since his favoured weapon is a longbow
22:35:06 <Mekkis> I will give you that
22:36:01 <Mort-> For rp i would emphasize the hunt part more
22:36:15 <Mekkis> LG
22:37:32 <Mort-> Ln?
22:37:57 <Mort-> Or ng?
22:38:18 <Mort-> I don't know how to worship gozreh
22:39:09 <Mort-> Erastil - go to the nearest city and complain its unnatural
22:39:32 <Mort-> Then tell those people to go get a life in the country side
22:52:54 <Mekkis> Gozreh: head to the nearest city and complain it's unnatural. Prove it to them by showing how much damage a lightning storm/earthquake/flash flood does
23:02:00 <Mekkis> true neutral: do what feels right, say exactly what you believe in, don't worry about bothering others
23:06:31 <Mort-> That's evil
23:06:57 <Mort-> And sorry its a druid skill to do it
23:07:09 <Mort-> I could turn my roc on them though
23:14:50 <Mekkis> no it isn't
23:15:00 <Mekkis> it's only if your character's evil
23:15:23 <Mekkis> doing exactly what you believe in is only evil if your character's evil
23:15:26 <Mort-> So turning a flash flood on the town isn't evil?
23:15:40 <Mort-> All the people you killed
23:15:49 <Mort-> That's disgusting
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23:54:40 <Avatar> your character's evil by what you do, not by what your alignment is
23:54:48 <Avatar> you can't say it's only evil if your character's evil
23:54:54 <Avatar> you make your character good or evil
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