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54:16 <Mort-> Back
58:00 <Mort-> Ah nice way to spend the night really
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00:31 <Mort-> Hm hydra. You around?
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01:33 <MekkisScreen> moin
01:40 <Brunius> hello
05:28 <Mort-> Hi!
05:31 <Mort-> You know what?
05:49 <Mort-> They are running serpents skull ap today!
05:51 <Mort-> At my side
06:04 <Mort-> I need some help :p
06:36 <Mort-> Do you know what druid animal companions can be formed using aquatic base?
06:49 <Mort-> For summoner
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39:42 <MekkisScreen> shark
39:44 <MekkisScreen> eel
41:29 <Mort-> I'm thinking basilosaurus 
41:37 <Mort-> I need to disable device on my ed
42:02 <Mort-> And its serpent skull so i decided  to go aquatic theme
42:07 <Mort-> Always wanted to do that
42:31 <Mort-> No hands - no disable device mek? :(
01:20 <MekkisScreen> get over it
05:02 <MekkisScreen> you don't NEED to do that at all!
05:15 <MekkisScreen> MANY parties live without disable device
10:12 <Mort-> This isn't pfs...
10:20 <Brunius> So?
10:29 <Mort-> The last time someone dropped me into a spiked pit!
10:36 <Mort-> We all didn't see that coming :(
11:02 <Mort-> I need more evo points
11:18 <Mort-> And i feel like using my ed for cover/charging
11:31 <Mort-> If i had points i would turn him into an ape
11:43 <Mort-> Then give him a spear and we both charge
12:55 <Mort-> But biped you can't mount
12:55 <Mort-> And quad you look like a freak of nature
13:03 <Mort-> Serpentine has too low rtr
13:06 <Mort-> Str
13:08 <Hydrazine> Mort, you have to do it all.
13:09 <Hydrazine> You gotta do disable device, diplomacy, damage like a fighter in melee, arcane and divine spells.
13:20 <Mort-> Yeah hydra!
13:34 <Hydrazine> And if you don't do it all, nobody will play with you because you suck.
17:21 <MekkisScreen> have you ever actually used disable device?
17:29 <MekkisScreen> have you ever had to use disable device?
18:21 <Brunius> You can usually just obliterate the mechanism instead.
18:23 <Hydrazine> Don't forget about UMD, and channeling positive energy, and evasion, and fast movement.
18:24 <MekkisScreen> (FYI, in my time playing Pathfinder, I've had to use Disable Device about 5 times. 4 of them were in PFS, and most of THOSE could have been avoided (but Mytiazair can disable devices)
18:59 <Hydrazine> and sneak. you gotta have sneak attack dice.
20:49 <Mort-> They said they needed a skill monkey :(
23:16 <MekkisScreen> "I've got a skill."
23:26 <MekkisScreen> "It's called the "stop things moving" skill"
23:28 <Brunius> Skill monkey?
23:31 <Brunius> Go Rogue.
23:44 <Brunius> They've got sneak attack dice!
23:47 <MekkisScreen> don't and say you did!
24:45 <MekkisScreen> and bring a druid instead
27:07 <Mort-> I'm going to think I'm a druid!
27:14 <Mort-> I won't play a rogue to get the rogue
27:20 <Mort-> If you get what i mean
27:25 <Mort-> Ill think of another way
32:47 <Mort-> Rogues are too squishy :p
36:43 <MekkisScreen> A mathematician named Klein Thought the Möbius band was divine. Said he: "If you glue The edges of two, You'll get a weird bottle like mine." 
37:30 <MekkisScreen> Said mathematician confided:
37:30 <MekkisScreen> "A Möbius band's quite one-sided.
37:31 <MekkisScreen> And just for a laugh
37:31 <MekkisScreen> If you cut it in half
37:32 <MekkisScreen> It'll stay in one piece when divided."[D
42:14 <Mort-> Eee
43:09 <Mort-> Btw hydra are you amused at me?
08:16 <Brunius> aa
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28:38 <Steven> so.... hows it going guys
28:45 <Steven> and..... two girls
28:59 <Mort-> My tigh muscles are midly sore from my last nights trek spree
29:22 <Steven> that'll teach you not to have a vehical
29:28 <Mort-> All the way to an industrial estate in the middle of no where lol
29:34 <Mort-> Its expensive here
29:59 <Steven> they expensive everywhere
32:14 <Mort-> More so here
32:34 <Steven> i dont think you can accurately judge that mort
35:13 <Mort-> Coe is 59k flat
35:33 <Steven> i dont know what coe is
35:33 <Mort-> Say a really cheap car - 33k
35:53 <Mort-> Its a kind of way to restrict cars in Singapore
36:11 <Mort-> Before you own a car you must buy a certificate of entitlement
37:20 <MekkisScreen> get a scooter?
37:29 <MekkisScreen> get a house closer to it
38:15 <Mort-> I don't have motorbike license
38:26 <Mort-> Only have car license
39:44 <Mort-> Petrol per litre is about 1.8 sgd per litre
40:19 <Steven> alright i went and looked up this coe... thats a wonky system
40:49 <Brunius> That's about the same as here Mort-
41:36 <Steven> its like $4 for 3.8L
41:39 <Steven> here
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45:28 <Mort-> Yes but coe increases the entry quite some
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48:37 <Steven> !throw 1d20+40
48:38 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+40: [1d20=1] 41
00:13 <Brunius> Woot
00:17 <Brunius> People are quoting me on Reddit
07:15 <Steven> yay!
16:19 <MekkisScreen> critical fail!
16:58 <Mort-> Right
17:01 <Mort-> I shall go to town with a big ape
17:08 * Mort- gives up
17:48 * MekkisScreen ordered a tom yum
17:52 <Mort-> That works right?
18:15 <MekkisScreen> .
18:56 <Mort-> I mean i can go to town with an ape and say he is my animal companion?
19:09 <Mort-> Biped. 
20:35 <MekkisScreen> they put more chilli oil on this 
20:44 <MekkisScreen> about 3mm thick
22:29 <Mort-> Ow sounds spicy
27:05 <MekkisScreen> YEAH
30:33 <MekkisScreen> i think they're making it hotter and hotter each time I order it
45:38 <Steven> what was a critical fail?
52:01 <MekkisScreen> THE NAT 1
52:06 <MekkisScreen> stupid caps
52:46 <Steven> it was a skill check... cant crit fail on thems
02:44 <Mort-> Back
02:50 <Mort-> Lunch time!
03:34 <Mort-> Mek is xanian using a reach weapon?
04:32 <Mort-> Oh wait. You don't have to do you
04:44 <Mort-> Feat time!
13:11 <Hydrazine> G'day.
14:08 <Steven> feeling gassy today?
14:16 <Steven> or you rocking liquid state?
14:41 <Hydrazine> Feeling pretty chill. Guess its liquid phase.
14:45 <Hydrazine> Wonder what temp I freeze at.
19:35 <Steven> im back
19:45 <Steven> carne asada tacos
20:02 <Hydrazine> I want a taco.
20:15 <Steven> these are pretty baws
20:21 * Mort- summons an imaginary taco for hydra
20:35 <Mort-> Oh a liquid!
20:50 * Mort- tail twitches
36:00 <MekkisScreen> yes
36:08 <MekkisScreen> xanian is using a reach weapon
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36:54 <Mort-> You don't find being closed in a problem?
37:45 <MekkisScreen> nope
37:49 <Mort-> I shall have an ape!
38:02 <Mort-> Ok next stop. Halfling or gnome.
38:21 <Steven> gnome
38:51 <MekkisScreen> gnome
38:59 <Mort-> I prefer halfling stats and favored class bonus
39:04 <Mort-> For this purpose.
39:24 <Steven> for a druid?
39:32 <Mort-> But its easier to pretend youre a druid if you are a gnome
39:39 <Mort-> Dude I'm not a druid
39:46 <Mort-> I'm just a huge fake :d
39:52 <Mort-> Time to have tons of bluff
40:20 <Steven> what class?
40:30 <Mort-> Summoner
41:50 <Mort-> Group specifications.  Skill monkey and front liner appreciated
42:21 <Mort-> So i thought hey! Lets do a summoner
43:48 <Mort-> Group already has a gob alchemist
44:00 <Steven> so, your going to be a summoner that says their eidolon is a bear
44:03 <MekkisScreen> sure
44:04 <Mort-> Group has monk. Druid. Oracle.
44:07 <Mort-> No
44:09 <Mort-> An ape.
44:15 <Steven> okay sorry ape
44:15 <MekkisScreen> but don't deal with disable device
44:16 <Mort-> Apes are valid companions
44:18 <MekkisScreen> that's just stupid
44:25 <Steven> and bluff that you are a druid?
44:30 <Mort-> They asked me to do something about it
44:32 <Mort-> Oh yeah
44:34 <Mort-> :p
44:39 <Steven> yeah... go gnome
45:04 <Mort-> Or i could be the one taking disable device
45:12 <Hydrazine> Its all fun and games until someone starts speaking druidic at you.
45:17 <Mort-> But i want ape
45:21 <Mort-> Linguistics ftw!
45:25 <Mort-> Yay!
45:39 <Hydrazine> Don't think it helps with secret languages, does it?
45:57 <Mort-> Worth a shot
46:16 <Steven> no, linguistics cant help you with a secret language only ever talked among druids
47:08 <Mort-> Hm
49:05 <Mort-> Whenever you put a rank into this skill, you learn to speak and read a new language. Common languages (and their typical speakers) are listed below.
49:19 <Mort-> Druidic is one of the choices
49:20 <Mort-> Lol
50:13 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/linguistics
50:51 <Mort-> Anyway
51:05 <Mort-> What's wrong with a big monkey disabling device?
52:35 <Hydrazine> I suggest you read up a bit about druidic, Mort.
52:51 <Hydrazine> Like that its a secret language not available to be learned by non-druids.
52:56 <Mort-> Uh i have d20
52:59 <Hydrazine> That a druid LOSES THEIR CLASS for teaching it.
53:08 <Mort-> Well i taught myself?
53:13 <Hydrazine> How?
53:28 <Hydrazine> Thats like saying you can teach yourself martian.
53:31 <Mort-> Hm. Steal doodad books for it
53:46 <Mort-> Well that is what linguistics is for,g
53:47 <Mort-> .g.
53:49 <Mort-> ?
55:02 <Hydrazine> Mort.
55:15 <Hydrazine> You do see how, under linguistics, where it talks about druidic.
55:19 <Hydrazine> It says druids only.
55:40 * Mort- blushes
55:52 <Mort-> It said spoken doodads only
57:04 <Mort-> I suppose with evil means you could still do it...
57:17 <Mort-> Seek thoughts then pull the knowledge out
58:03 <Hydrazine> You seem to be missing the general idea of what a secret language means.
58:48 <Tashes> I can speak piglatin
59:42 * Mort- tail droops
00:01 <Mort-> But it sounded like so much fun trying to bluff!
00:11 <Hydrazine> Oh, I didn't say you couldn't.
00:15 <Mort-> How about saying i fell asleep during language class
00:17 <Mort-> :p
00:30 <Hydrazine> If the rest of your party can't speak druidic, how do they know the gibberish you come up with isn't it?
00:46 <Mort-> We have a real druid :(
00:50 <Hydrazine> It would only come up if you tried to bluff it against an actual druid. Which I don't think would work anyway.
01:03 <Hydrazine> Then you know exactly who you can't fool.
01:07 <Mort-> There is a druid in party
01:14 <Mort-> That's sad :(
01:24 <Mort-> But it sounds like a fun trick to play
01:25 <Hydrazine> Don't be silly.
01:32 <Mort-> :(
01:43 <Hydrazine> Thats like thinking you could fool any real professional into thinking you were one of them.
01:44 <Mort-> I wanted to do that :(
01:50 <Hydrazine> Could you convince a doctor you were a doctor?
01:56 <Mort-> No.
01:57 <Hydrazine> A cop
02:08 <Tashes> ...maybe
02:09 <Mort-> Damn so wrong party to try it out right? :(
02:25 <Hydrazine> No. Just understand your limitations.
02:29 * Mort- sulks in a corner
02:30 <Hydrazine> I suggest talking to the druid first.
02:37 <Mort-> The player?
02:43 <Mort-> Or the character.
02:46 <Hydrazine> If he'll back you up on it, no problems, huh?
03:08 <Mort-> As in talk to the player
03:12 <Mort-> Or the character
03:14 <Mort-> Hm
03:20 <Hydrazine> Both?
03:34 <Mort-> I have to tell him the truth right?
03:48 <Mort-> That i really really wanted to be a druid so nudge
03:49 <Mort-> Much
04:02 <Mort-> That i dreamed up my own animal friend
04:10 <Hydrazine> I didn't say you had to tell him the truth;
04:39 <Hydrazine> But I think, that if you want to pose as a druid, you could tell the real druid something. And get them not to expose you to the rest. Then you should be fine.
04:54 <Mort-> That's interesting
05:00 <Mort-> What kind of somethings.
05:04 <Mort-> I need to think
05:29 <Mort-> Say i fell asleep during language class?
06:36 <Hydrazine> Don't think you can bullshit the druid much. Since I think a knowledge nature would immediately let them know your ape isn't an ape.
06:40 <MekkisScreen> dominate person
06:46 <MekkisScreen> :)
06:55 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: what are you doing about the glowing rune?
06:56 <Mort-> Lol mek I'm not evil
07:09 <Mort-> Good point. Myself i hash hat
07:18 <Mort-> This is funny!
07:26 <Mort-> Put that ape in armor
08:02 <Mort-> People do it for their animal companions
08:02 <Mort-> Aka barding
08:02 <Mort-> Include helm
08:03 <Mort-> Aka pregisdition armor
08:23 <Mort-> Alternatively claim it is a sign from erastil
09:17 <Mort-> If i can't bs the druid i have to tell him the truth? :(
12:34 <Hydrazine> Well, get a better feel for how far you can BS him.
12:49 <Hydrazine> You can't BS him that you're a druid. Unless hes dumb as a rock, its just not going to work
14:55 <Mort-> Dude yesterday i just found out the party was on tonight :p
15:13 <Mort-> I don't even know who is playing the doodad :d
15:35 <Mort-> I feel like telling him the truth
15:40 <Mort-> Since i can't bluff
15:55 <Mort-> Wonder if he will get pissed
27:34 <Mort-> Hm or i could pretend to be an urban ranger :p
28:56 <Mort-> Damn but no ranger gets his animal companion that early unless you're a falconeer
31:54 <Steven> backstory= your ape saved your life when you were a young kid, and its hung around ever since
32:40 <Steven> but yeah, your cover is gonna be blown the first time somebody tries to do a handle animal on it
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34:44 <Mort-> I always had an ape :d
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35:59 <Steven> which kind of summoner you going to be?
38:29 <Mort-> Normal one
38:44 <Mort-> No archtypes
39:17 <Steven> Also my avatar picture on paizo forum is an ape
39:52 <Mort-> Would do master summoner but they need a front liner so no..
40:07 <Mort-> That one your ed can't tank shit
40:18 <Steven> you gonna go gnome right? go first worlder!
41:36 <Mort-> I don't think i can
41:47 <Mort-> Probably halfling if I'm not faking anything
42:01 <Mort-> Light is an issue though
42:26 <Mort-> Classes with pets. Cleric with animal domain. Ranger and druid
42:50 <Mort-> The rest the mounts are limited in choice
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46:25 <Steven> is this a custom game mort?
49:24 <Mort-> Serpents skull
50:03 <Mort-> Which is why I'm not playing with mind affecting shienagans
50:49 <Mort-> Actually wanted aquatic but its a little hard to explain
50:57 <Mort-> For base form
55:46 <Steven> I made a melee witch
55:53 <Hydrazine> sweet.
56:02 <Hydrazine> I considered making a melee oracle.
58:18 <Steven> at 3rd level my witch has 23hp base, low i know, but has 25AC
58:42 <Steven> or rather, is going to have
59:05 <Steven> at first level its 19ac and 9hp
59:48 <Mort-> Melee ftw!
59:52 <Mort-> White hair archtype? :p
00:08 <Mort-> Or witch doctor whatever it is
00:16 <Mort-> Use con instead of int
00:17 <Steven> nope.  if i ever play it you will see it
00:21 <Mort-> Ah
00:30 * Mort- shrugs
00:38 <Mort-> Ive already rolled a witch
00:41 <Mort-> So to speak
01:10 <Mort-> I have a character who can in 2 levels time happily tell people she is a witch
01:12 <Mort-> :d
03:02 <Hydrazine> I had a fighter once. He was cool.
04:55 <Avatar> rip jerus
05:15 <Mort-> I know :(
05:35 <Mort-> And i wasn't there :(
06:58 <Steven> i have a barb, druid, bard, fighter, cleric, inquisitor
06:59 <Avatar> that's a bit morbid, mort
07:18 <Steven> and a ton of level 1 ideas
08:02 <Mort-> What morbid
08:20 <Mort-> I wish i could have done something but i wasn't even there.
09:12 <Steven> i remember the time you all were waiting for mekkis to start up a game
09:32 <Steven> and Ausk rolled into the pathfinder lodge
09:42 <Steven> drunk off his ass
09:47 <Steven> ahhhhhhhh good Rp
11:11 <Mort-> And stop trying to steal xyn as your bo sun
11:19 * Mort- glares at Steven
12:29 <Steven> ausk wouldnt need a bosun
12:48 <Steven> bosuns are on mercantile ships that have a bit of smuggling on the side
13:06 <Steven> The shadow mastiff is just flat out a pirate ship
13:26 <Hydrazine> what does a bosun do/
13:29 <Mort-> You said that in the tavern :p
13:39 <Mort-> Keep the ship in line
13:53 <Mort-> Even at 2 i had a +12 mod for intimidate
13:57 <Steven> ausk never asked him to become a bosun
14:07 <Mort-> Her
14:14 <Mort-> Anyway you did say that
14:21 <Mort-> Got logs for it on irc
14:27 <Hydrazine> The job's changed some over the years.
14:32 <Mort-> She's 3 now
14:45 <Steven> yeah, but bosuns are found on mercantile ships
16:12 <Steven> ide have to do some research
16:31 <Hydrazine> I think they should be on all ships, Steven.
16:33 <Steven> but im unaware of bosuns being on pirate ships
16:35 <Mort-> Id like to play her more really
16:55 <Steven> let me go bring out my encyclopedia
17:04 <Mort-> Again i usually get rotten tomatoes thrown at me when i bring her up
17:13 <Hydrazine> Modern day BMs deal with desk surface maintenance and line handling and things like that.
17:38 <Hydrazine> Even a pirate ship is gonna need repairs and rope work.
17:52 <Hydrazine> deck work, not desk.
18:02 <Steven> yeah i know
18:21 <Mort-> He wanted someone to yell at his crew and scare them good so work would get done
18:28 <Steven> ide think the first mate would make a duty crew and have them get on it
18:42 <Hydrazine> Hm.
19:04 <Steven> i suppose the person that was placed in charge of the crew would be the bosun
19:26 <Hydrazine> The first mate would delegate the simple shit down.
19:29 <Hydrazine> And there you go.
19:40 <Steven> but i dont know if they were picked before hand at the dock or as needed
19:55 <Hydrazine> As situation, I'd say.
20:10 <Steven> me too, but i suppose in mercantile ships they would set it up before hand
20:19 <Steven> pirate ships, prolly not so much
20:41 <Brunius> arrrrr
20:43 <Hydrazine> Either you recruit someone on board who knows their stuff and can really suit the job, or you find the sharpest joe on board and give him all the work.
20:43 <Mort-> I have bad experiences with ships
20:57 <Mort-> People keep trying to murder me on ships :(
21:06 <Hydrazine> Modern bosuns also man the helm, Steve.
21:31 <MekkisScreen> remind me to murder some people on a ship this evening
21:34 <Hydrazine> Because a captain sometimes has more important things to do than hold a steering wheel.
21:39 <Steven> yeah, not on the shadow mastiff, we have a navigator and a master sailor
21:51 <Hydrazine> And he never takes lunch breaks?
22:20 <MekkisScreen> Mytiazair can tell people he's a paladin :)
22:22 <Mort-> I am not manning any helms
22:22 <Steven> only when i let them!
22:25 <Mort-> Lol
22:30 <Steven> there are two of them
22:32 <Hydrazine> I encourage a diverse work group on a seagoing vessel.
22:37 <Mort-> I really really want to...
22:40 <Mort-> Bluff :(
22:44 <Steven> one is a navigator and backup, the other is a master sailor
22:50 <Steven> i have a sheet that has it all written down
22:54 <Hydrazine> Whats this master sailor do?
22:56 <Steven> i even gave them names lol
23:13 <Hydrazine> I figured he'd be handling the sheets and not the tiller.
23:30 <Steven> yeah, thats why i have two
23:37 <Steven> one handles the maps, the other the tiller
23:54 <Hydrazine> Sheets. Sails.
24:01 <Hydrazine> It sails, right?
24:37 <Mort-> Mek who are you going to murder,h
24:46 <Steven> it is a sailing ship
24:47 <Steven> i really wish i could find my damn sheet
24:47 <Mort-> Did you remember what i said? :d
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24:54 <Steven> this is the problem with rearranging my desk
25:10 <Steven> now i dotn know where anything is
26:08 <Steven> alright, so, i have Ausk as the captain
26:30 <MekkisScreen> so what is Ausk's flat-footed touch AC?
26:51 <Steven> after getting rid of the ring that doesnt do what i thought it did, its 15
27:28 <Steven> then i have a first mate, a quartermaster who doubles as a bosun i guess
27:48 <Steven> two navigators who double as sailing masters/pilots
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28:07 <Steven> a carpenter who is a sail maker and his apprentice
28:58 <Steven> a cook, a surgeon(PC), entertainment(PC, bar keep is their perfession)
29:09 <Steven> and then like 15 more dedicated sailors
29:27 <Steven> and around 45 or so sailors/mercs that go pirating
29:51 <Steven> oh and my cabin boy... i calls him half stack
30:09 <Steven> and my shadow mastiff that i call Butterfly
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31:05 <Steven> if theres an arguement between people and it goes to bloodshed, if you can beat butterfly you are innocent and free to go
31:20 <Steven> if not, butterfly doesnt have to eat dried meat
32:01 <Steven> i wish i could play ausk some more... he is so much fun.
32:38 <Mort-> I don't even get enough games :p
33:30 <Steven> thats your fault mort
33:47 <Mort-> Why?
33:55 <Mort-> Not my fault I'm werking.
34:01 <Mort-> Living in sg :p
34:07 <Steven> yes, it is your fault you are working
34:38 <Mort-> Joker.
35:26 <Steven> Batmans greatest rival
37:30 <Steven> god this last week has been so tiring
37:50 <Steven> non stop action!
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50:14 <Steven> gonna stay this time?
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00:31 <Steven> alright, im going to go to bed,
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17:04 * Mort- unfurls tail
28:19 <Hydrazine> Da red wuns go fasta!
30:12 <Mort-> Wat?
30:25 <Hydrazine> Da red wuns. Dey go fasta.
30:44 <Mort-> Which red ones
30:50 <Hydrazine> All da red wuns!
31:03 <Mort-> What are red ones
32:27 <Hydrazine> ..Not blue wuns?
33:02 <Mort-> Red pill and blue pill?
34:16 <Hydrazine> Its a 40k thing.
35:04 <Mort-> Oh gah
35:11 <Mort-> They do it at game shop too
35:18 <Mort-> But only interested in pf
35:30 <Mort-> I not sci fi type
35:43 <Mort-> I think i can't live without magic too :(
36:39 <Mort-> If you drained my magic off. You would get a cyan coloured liquid of mort essence in a vial :p
37:04 <Hydrazine> Theres magic in 40k!
37:29 <Mort-> Not enough. No science :p
37:32 <Hydrazine> Even orks get some intersting things.
37:40 * Mort- grunts
37:44 <Hydrazine> Metallurgy is a science.
37:49 <Mort-> That's not mort like
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37:54 <Mort-> I no like science.
38:04 <Mort-> Widdle brain no understand
38:23 <Mort-> Only know how to wiggle fingers then things happen
40:35 <Hydrazine> But I thought wizards approached magic with a scientific method.
41:23 <Mort-> I'm a ranger sorc remember? :p
41:26 <Mort-> Heh
43:50 * Mort- hands her bwains over to hydra for safe keepinp
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30:06 * Mort- growls
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01:33 <Steven> so... happy fourth of july everybody
01:55 <Mort-> No significance for me
02:59 <Steven> not true!
03:18 <Steven> its the 4th which makes me happier, so i will be in a good mood
03:33 <Steven> I get to play with fireworks tonight
03:47 <Mort-> Its not any special day here
03:51 <Mort-> And god :d
04:04 <Mort-> Half hour walk to the games shop
04:22 <Mort-> Massive ftw :d
05:55 <Steven> mort... you bringin me down...
06:08 <Steven> i think i may have to tease you now
07:05 <Mort-> Well you won't hear me soon
07:16 <Mort-> Time to get my summoner suit out!
08:18 <Steven> you do that!
10:37 * Steven readies a scroll
13:08 <Avatar> mort didn't you play icebound outpost
17:44 <Mort-> I have
17:49 <Mort-> So i can't play
17:57 <Avatar> tick it off
17:57 <Mort-> Did i forget to tick it off?
18:09 <Mort-> Later
18:15 <Avatar> what about among the dead
18:31 <Avatar> I can't remember if you played when I played it
18:38 <Avatar> them*
18:53 <Mort-> No
19:08 <Mort-> Among the dead
19:34 <Avatar> no you have played it or no you haven't
20:29 <Hydrazine> I'm a peacock, man. You gotta let me fly!
22:51 * Steven wont mentions that peacocks cant fly for very long.
26:17 <Hydrazine> They also make very ungraceful noise for big fancy looking birds.
30:30 <Mort-> Cool
30:48 * Mort- hugs hydra because she likes peacocks
31:05 <Steven> i find them super annoying
31:34 <Steven> my neighbors down in California used to have 5-10 of them
31:50 <Steven> always used to get in our yard
36:02 <Hydrazine> Took Tashes to this big garden thing in Hawaii.
36:25 <Hydrazine> We were having a nap in the grass, and this peacock comes right up to us and starts honking away.
36:40 <Hydrazine> Honking really being the most accurate word here.
39:15 <Mort-> I thought they yell help at the top of their voices
42:00 <Mort-> Once we thought someone was getting assaulted
42:54 <Mort-> And it was the local peacock
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56:13 <Steven> sup hater
56:46 I-HATE-AUSSIES-AND-AUSTRALIA is now known as YOU-ARE-ALL-FILTHY-CONVICTS
57:37 <Steven> even me?
00:51 <Mort-> Oh great
01:10 <Steven> mort, we're filthy convicts now!
02:56 YOU-ARE-ALL-FILTHY-CONVICTS is now known as SHOW-YOUR-FAKE-AUSSIE-SPIRIT
04:22 <Hydrazine> Happy Anzac day!
04:23 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
04:28 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@115.130.09CC21.3CB3D3
04:29 Avatar has kicked SHOW-YOUR-FAKE-AUSSIE-SPIRIT from #d&d (when come back, bring pie!)
05:28 <Avatar> I was going to say happy independence day to show my fake american spirit, but then I realised it actually is independence day
05:34 <Avatar> what are the odds
06:31 <Hydrazine> lol.
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21:29 <Mort-> Avatar?
21:32 <Mort-> You?
21:39 <Mort-> Oh god
21:44 <Mort-> Means no xyn
21:53 <Mort-> And mort is way big :p
23:01 <Avatar> sux to have a synthesist
27:12 <Mort-> No worries
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39:40 <Mort-> Oh dear
39:44 <Mort-> What should i be
39:53 <Mort-> I have a whole bunch of insane stats
40:04 <Hydrazine> Be a mort.
40:06 <Mort-> Rolled a 4d6
40:11 <Mort-> Have 15
40:39 <Hydrazine> What're you doing?
40:41 <Mort-> 21, 13, 21, 15,11
40:46 <Mort-> Serpents skull
40:56 <Hydrazine> Wow.
41:00 <Hydrazine> Flat 4d6?
41:05 <Mort-> I was orignally going to a summoner
41:06 <Mort-> Yeah
41:07 <Hydrazine> Thats a hell of a roll.
41:19 <Hydrazine> !roll 4h6
41:22 <Mort-> But the stats are so insane that its sort of a waste
41:31 <Hydrazine> Be a monk.
41:39 <Mort-> No magic?
41:44 <Hydrazine> If I made Hoku with stats like that..
41:57 <Mort-> I don't know what to do without magic :(
42:06 <Mort-> I can't live without my magic
42:42 <Mort-> Oh dear
43:40 <Mort-> Bit of a waste if i play a summoner on this
43:40 <Hydrazine> 20 AC at level 1, +8 grapple roll, 25 CMD.
43:42 <Hydrazine> Jesus.
44:02 <Mort-> I'm not tying anyone up
44:11 <Hydrazine> Better than real hoku's CMD, at 3.
44:14 <Mort-> And that's before race mods.
44:35 <Mort-> We are in a jungle
44:37 <Mort-> So i see no reason to tie people up
44:43 <Hydrazine> Bard.
44:46 <Mort-> Will hit them with big stick
44:48 <Hydrazine> Bard.
44:48 <Mort-> Possible
44:53 <Mort-> Rdd?
44:59 <Hydrazine> With stats like that you can do whatever.
45:03 <Mort-> As in dragon disciple?
45:09 <Mort-> I know...
45:19 <Mort-> Dump cha?
45:21 <Mort-> Or not
45:28 <Hydrazine> oh, my bad. forgot racials. 21 ac, +9 attack, and 26 cmd then.
45:44 <Mort-> Bard? Hm
46:24 <Mort-> Is bard a waste?
47:01 <Mort-> Probably just melee all the time
47:10 <Hydrazine> And still have magic.
47:15 <Hydrazine> With good DCs even.
47:31 <Hydrazine> !roll 6#4d6
47:39 <Mort-> Hydra. I won't have time
47:40 <Hydrazine> !throw 6#4d6
47:40 <diebot> Hydrazine, 6#4d6: [4d6=2,4,6,6] 18, [4d6=1,6,2,1] 10, [4d6=4,3,1,3] 11, [4d6=1,3,5,1] 10, [4d6=1,6,6,5] 18, [4d6=1,1,6,2] 10
47:47 <Mort-> Ill be busy meleeing
48:00 <Hydrazine> Then why do you need to be a spellcaster?
48:09 <Mort-> Yeah
48:14 <Hydrazine> Man, I rolled crap.
48:26 <Mort-> That's the point i could probably just grab a sword and hit people with it
48:39 <Hydrazine> Although you could make a decent barbarian with that I think.
48:40 <Mort-> With combat reflexes ><
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48:47 <Mort-> Yes i could
48:51 <Hydrazine> Mort, I have no further useful advice for you.
49:11 <Mort-> Ok thanks
49:16 <Mort-> I'm on my own i think
49:44 <Hydrazine> Because you're asking what to make but you're already excluding like 3/4ths of the classes.
50:32 <Hydrazine> So what the hell do you really want here?
51:58 <Mort-> My stats are too good not to melee
52:03 <Mort-> I can have casting..
52:16 <Mort-> I just don't expect to be casting much
54:06 <Hydrazine> You won't play no magic. Thats cuts out barbarians, fighters, rogues, cavaliers, gunslingers, and samurai. You won't play divine. That cuts out clerics, paladins, inquisitors, oracles and druids.
55:17 <Hydrazine> thats 11 classes you won't play. Leaving bards, magi, wizards, sorcs and rangers.
55:40 <Mekkis> rangers are divine
55:50 <Mekkis> and you missed summoners
56:05 <Mort-> I was originally a summoner
56:12 <Mort-> Until i ended up with those stats
56:34 <Mekkis> !vchargen
56:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 9(4,2,3,2), 12(4,1,2,6), 17(6,6,2,5), 16(5,1,6,5), 13(5,3,2,5), 16(3,5,5,6)
56:44 <Hydrazine> Enjoy your 29% of the character opportunities.
56:55 * Mort- feels sad
57:08 * Mort- thinks hydra is pulling her tail
57:18 <Hydrazine> I am irritated with you.
57:25 <Mort-> Ow
57:27 <Mort-> Sorry.
57:52 <Mekkis> so am I
58:01 <Mort-> Why?
58:05 <Mekkis> I find your distrust of DMs insulting
58:11 <Mort-> Oh
58:23 <Mort-> I can close one eye on divine. I think.
59:26 <Mekkis> what did Avatar want of me?
59:28 <Hydrazine> Your stance on divine casters is precisely like if I said I wasn't going to try a durian because the internet tells me they're nasty.
59:49 <Hydrazine> The internet has told you that DMs shit on divine casters, and you listened.
00:03 <Mort-> Oh dear><
00:43 <Hydrazine> Furthermore, I am irritated that you ask for help or advice or some such, and show complete disregard for any of the results, without even coming to your own conclusions.
01:55 <Hydrazine> And lastly, I feel that you are unreasonably cutting yourself off from a significant portion of the game at large by being unwilling to play anything besides arcane casters. Theres more to D&D than magic. Having favorites is good, but somethings when you try something new, you find something you like.
04:04 <Mort-> I accept what you said.
08:36 <Hydrazine> Do you have anything to say to this? Do you have corrections for me? Do you think that I am out of line?
27:10 <Avatar> Mort-: roll up a character !!
27:23 <Avatar> just not an arcane magic based one
27:32 <Mort-> I don't
27:49 <Avatar> don't what
28:21 <Mort-> Replying to hydra
28:44 <Mekkis> Mort doesn't have anything to say,  have any corrections, or thing Hydrazine is out of line
37:31 <Mekkis> what the fuck
37:39 <Mekkis> http://sceper.eu/2012/06/london-2012-the-official-video-game-of-the-olympic-games-flt.html
37:44 <Mekkis> who the hell makes that?
38:14 <Mekkis> (and is it bad that I learn about game releases from that website)?
38:22 <Avatar> a friend of mine's old game design company
38:34 <Mekkis> sega au?
39:07 <Avatar> apparently it's a tragic game to play
39:08 <Avatar> on pc, at least
39:37 <Avatar> yeah
39:57 <Avatar> the controls were mapped very badly
40:15 <Avatar> like they actually B and A on the controller to B and A on the keyboard
40:20 <Mekkis> you saved me 6.4GB of downloading
40:21 <Avatar> any other sillyness like that
43:51 <Mort-> He's right
44:00 <Mort-> I admit when people are right
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51:12 <Hydrazine> Screw my country's independence. Today I'm celebrating the Higgs boson. With fireworks and steak.
51:50 <Mort-> Lol
52:15 <Mort-> I'm thinking of an animal domain inqusitor
58:09 <Mort-> More fuzzies
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